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Silent Hill 2 Remake
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Jon & Steve discuss their time so far with the remake of the legendary horror game.
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Spooky Season & Skeletons
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Brother Devon
Hello, you are listening to the all new Anti-Famethrower Podcast for the week of October 6, 2022, 2024. Guys, I was talking about it for weeks and weeks and weeks. We're finally here. We're finally in spooky season.
00:00:11
Brother Devon
I haven't seen a single goddamn skeleton all month yet. And I'm quite upset.
00:00:15
Phantom Libtard
yeah There's like there's like five skeletons up in my neighborhood like huge ten feet.
00:00:18
Brother Devon
I'm also lying. I've seen a thousand skeletons where I...
00:00:20
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, come on
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OZ CUMM
Devon come on don't lie Jesus Christ.
00:00:21
Brother Devon
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because listen, I...
00:00:24
OZ CUMM
That's the last thing we have I've seen hundreds of skeletons.
00:00:26
Brother Devon
I got a whole lot of skeletons with you, with my crew. For me, I'm Devin Cobek, the skeleton. Also with me, we got Jon Suarez, the skeleton.
00:00:36
Brother Devon
Mmm, we got, we got Griskalani, the skeleton.
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OZ CUMM
Okay hundreds
00:00:42
Brother Devon
That's a little disturbing. And then one, and only, we got a Steve O'Teary, the meat bag. No skeleton in him.
00:00:50
OZ CUMM
Fucked his stupid meat body son of a
00:00:50
slimeballsteve
ah Yeah, it's just it's just all muscle from inside out, baby.
00:00:54
Brother Devon
Fucking freako, dude.
Corn Controversy
00:00:58
Brother Devon
which is a big blob of meat. You're a blob cube. That's who you are.
00:01:01
slimeballsteve
You know what? People love me.
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OZ CUMM
of all of us who would look best as without a skeleton yeah Yeah so but quite The question John was out of all of us who would look best without a skeleton
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Brother Devon
Without?
00:01:10
Brother Devon
Chris, I think I'm going to have to go with you. Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, I think the
00:01:13
Phantom Libtard
Wait, what was the question?
00:01:21
Phantom Libtard
Without a skeleton? Oh, ah yeah, probably Chris.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, 100%.
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, Chris Galani face a bow, 100%.
00:01:25
Brother Devon
Yeah.
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Phantom Libtard
Just the magic Chris's face without a skull underneath keeping everything in shape.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, I'm just thinking like, yeah, like that little shiny head.
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OZ CUMM
It's you. I'm just going to be a big pile, something.
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slimeballsteve
Live that life.
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Phantom Libtard
Like that Doctor, it's like that Doctor Who episode where the member of Michael Jackson was just like a sheet of skin.
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OZ CUMM
You know, yeah, the face of Beau.
00:01:43
Phantom Libtard
some bullshit face about yeah exactly it's you're the fucking
00:01:44
Brother Devon
Oh, moisturize me.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, face a bow, man.
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OZ CUMM
He's, he's, he's the face of Beau. I, you know, I've been thinking about it.
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Brother Devon
I was thinking more you could be a pile of meat and flesh.
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OZ CUMM
Well, that's, yeah, yeah. I mean, Devon, I've been considering it, you know, over the years.
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Brother Devon
And then we looked at you from an aerial camera, it would almost look like a face, like your nose your head would be the nose.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, like, i mean I would assume my face would be on top of the mess. That is the rest of my body.
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Brother Devon
I think just the top of your head, the top of your head, so we see a little shine.
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OZ CUMM
Okay, all right, so you do get a little bit.
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Phantom Libtard
Now you're like now you're the fucking you're the fucking meat you're the meat pot guys without a pot in the elven ring in elven ring So he just beat he'd just be a giant bean
00:02:11
Brother Devon
ah shot You got a shine on?
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slimeballsteve
oh
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OZ CUMM
Oh, dude, all right, so I'm gonna...
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Brother Devon
ah You're the Uzumaki, you're the Uzumaki swirl blob spiral.
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slimeballsteve
I have an idea What if we stretched out the Galani skin sheet over the Chicago Bean?
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OZ CUMM
Okay. All right. Now that I'm picking up where you're putting down here.
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slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm
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OZ CUMM
It's what I've been thinking about for a long time, Steve.
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Brother Devon
but
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OZ CUMM
I'm not going to lie with you, man. I I've been really considering it. Life's life would be better if I was an amorphous blob. And I think most people would say that, right?
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OZ CUMM
You know, yeah, you guys are morphous.
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slimeballsteve
Does that make us Morpheus? As humans, we're Morpheus.
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OZ CUMM
I would be amorphous. So. I'd be a little better because I could, you know, just get around those little cracks. You guys couldn't get in.
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slimeballsteve
You know what? I tried to Google it. I looked up Morpheus and now I'm just getting pictures of Lawrence Fishburne.
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Brother Devon
So, amorphous means having the shape will form or structure.
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OZ CUMM
He's pretty morphous.
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Brother Devon
So yes, we are amorphous.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah. You guys, you I would say most of you are pretty damn morphous too.
00:03:16
Brother Devon
What do you mean most? Who's the least amorphous?
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OZ CUMM
I don't want to.
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Brother Devon
Do I want to know the answer?
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, you really don't.
00:03:24
Brother Devon
No, all right.
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OZ CUMM
I don't want to point fingers at this point.
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Brother Devon
OK.
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slimeballsteve
I mean, you can't, you'remorphous you're amorphous.
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OZ CUMM
Hey, I haven't gone through with it yet.
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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OZ CUMM
The surgery,
Fast Food Follies
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OZ CUMM
let's, I'm considering it. I'm glad you guys.
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Brother Devon
You can feel pain, though, right? The nerve endings are still there.
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OZ CUMM
ah Maybe, you know, maybe that would give me an extra thrill and hence being a blob that couldn't move. You know, it's a lot of avenues.
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slimeballsteve
Chris, are you sexually excited by pain?
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OZ CUMM
No.
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Brother Devon
and Because because we have a puzzle box for you to solve.
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OZ CUMM
No, Steve, it's deeper than that. It's a boneless creature.
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slimeballsteve
ah like wings
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OZ CUMM
Yeah. All right. That's really what gets me going more than anything.
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Brother Devon
Man so can I say I need the amorphous wings, please?
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OZ CUMM
i good You should say that.
00:04:07
Brother Devon
You want to be real weird about it I'll have the more I guess you want a hunka Dude oh that like makes me sick actually Yeah, how about you know the how about you just get the wing and then rip all the meat off and then give me the pile of slop That's left over
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OZ CUMM
If you ever get boneless wings, give me the amorphous wings, please. Actually, They've got more amorphous, like just shred them all up into a big pile.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, like wings.
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OZ CUMM
Oh!
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Brother Devon
And somehow, and somehow we as Americans go, that's delicious.
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OZ CUMM
oh
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OZ CUMM
Well, we're all blocks.
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slimeballsteve
I mean, that was like a KFC ball, right?
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Brother Devon
that No, because they still, that's just chopped chicken.
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OZ CUMM
That's basically...
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OZ CUMM
I would say that's the most amorphous fast food item ever existed.
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Brother Devon
Ooh. Oh, the, the chicken bowl. What about the, uh, the Wawa, uh, goblet bowl?
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OZ CUMM
would be the oh they made a bowl out of that
00:04:54
Brother Devon
Yeah, you think we have the goblet
Gaming Talk: Resident Evil & Silent Hill
00:04:56
Brother Devon
ball, dude? What do you mean, yikes? This has been a around for, like, ah two decades.
00:04:59
slimeballsteve
Yikes, Devin, yikes.
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OZ CUMM
the gobbler bowl I know the gobbler sandwich I didn't know they made a bowl out of it Jesus Christ it's probably like a gobbler let's pass through somebody before it made another bowl let's
00:05:07
Brother Devon
Yeah, the no-carb option, dude.
00:05:14
Brother Devon
Dude, that's what I'm talking about, dude.
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Phantom Libtard
Yikes.
00:05:17
Brother Devon
What's the KFC thing called?
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OZ CUMM
Uh, the g- the mashball.
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Phantom Libtard
The wing ding or whatever the wing winger dinger.
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OZ CUMM
Mashball?
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Brother Devon
yeah No, the the KFC thing that I loved.
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Phantom Libtard
Oh, the fucking the.
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OZ CUMM
Double down?
00:05:27
Brother Devon
No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:27
Phantom Libtard
The double sound, yeah, double down, that's what it was.
00:05:29
Brother Devon
The thing that was just potatoes and it had corn.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, the mashball. It was a mashball.
00:05:34
Brother Devon
Yeah. What was that thing called, though?
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OZ CUMM
It was a mashball!
00:05:37
Brother Devon
It was not. That's not what it was called, though.
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OZ CUMM
Are you s- are you serious? I thought it was!
00:05:41
Brother Devon
No, it had like a name.
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Phantom Libtard
It's just a cave seable, is it just a cave seable?
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OZ CUMM
I really thought it was a mashball.
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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Phantom Libtard
No, it was mashed mashed potato smashed potato bowl. That's what it says I'm looking at it right now on the internet.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah.
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Brother Devon
I do. I do not think that was the actual name, though.
00:05:51
OZ CUMM
Really?
00:05:54
Brother Devon
Oh no, it was called the Famous Bowl.
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Phantom Libtard
It's real No, that's Not Chris he just didn't want to Chris Devon just didn't want to be wrong.
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OZ CUMM
MASHBOWL!
00:05:55
Brother Devon
That wasn't it.
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OZ CUMM
Oh, that makes it better.
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Brother Devon
Oh, I'm saying, that looks, I have the name. Casey Famous Bowl.
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OZ CUMM
I was only...
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Phantom Libtard
That's all that's all
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OZ CUMM
Jesus, Devin. I've eaten my fair share of mash bowls, and I know what they're called, god damn it.
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Brother Devon
do
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OZ CUMM
I've had one.
00:06:12
Brother Devon
I would always say, no corn please, no vegetables please.
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OZ CUMM
ah Really? No corn? You wouldn't put corn in it?
00:06:17
Brother Devon
No, I don't like to, dude, I do not like corn.
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Phantom Libtard
Nothing that came out of the ground, please.
00:06:19
Brother Devon
i A corn guy, yeah.
00:06:20
OZ CUMM
But like, Korn and...
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Phantom Libtard
How do you not like? ah Wait, how do you not like corn? Are you crazy?
00:06:23
Brother Devon
yeah I don't like corn, dude.
00:06:23
Phantom Libtard
Are you psychopath?
00:06:24
Brother Devon
i Well, let me...
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slimeballsteve
Devin's never like one.
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Phantom Libtard
You're you're a fucking weirdo Gooner Coomer.
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Brother Devon
I'm a biscuit guy. I'm a limp biscuit guy.
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Phantom Libtard
No, no, you're a Gooner.
00:06:28
Brother Devon
What do you want from me?
00:06:30
Phantom Libtard
You're a Gooner Coomer. That's what you are.
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slimeballsteve
Wait, so if you were offered a cup of corn, could you be like, I'd rather have a biscuit?
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Phantom Libtard
I'm sorry.
00:06:38
slimeballsteve
Is that what you do, Devin?
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Phantom Libtard
What?
00:06:40
OZ CUMM
yeah ah Yeah, I love Korn.
00:06:41
Phantom Libtard
Devon, it's fucking corn. Everybody likes corn.
00:06:43
Brother Devon
Nah, dude. Dude, I do not like corn.
00:06:44
slimeballsteve
Devin has Devin has never liked Gordon.
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Brother Devon
I don't like corn.
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Phantom Libtard
As I said, I don't like water when I'm thirsty, Chris.
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OZ CUMM
and
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slimeballsteve
Come on.
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Phantom Libtard
I just like-
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OZ CUMM
have you ever Have you ever had sweet corn, Devin?
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slimeballsteve
Come on guys.
00:06:51
OZ CUMM
White sweet corn?
00:06:51
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, disgusting.
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OZ CUMM
Oh, man.
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Phantom Libtard
No, you are- you are crazy!
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Brother Devon
Dude, disgusting, dude.
00:06:56
Phantom Libtard
No, dude- Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon. It's fucking corn.
00:06:59
Brother Devon
I don't want to hear it. You guys are gross. You guys are gross.
00:07:00
Phantom Libtard
It's corn.
00:07:02
Brother Devon
Oh, come here, that cream corn slop.
00:07:02
Phantom Libtard
Dude, you're- you're dating a fucking- you're dating a chef.
00:07:02
slimeballsteve
but don't call us gross bro bro bro my god
00:07:05
Phantom Libtard
What would she fucking think that you didn't- that you didn't like fucking corn?
00:07:06
OZ CUMM
yeah
00:07:07
Brother Devon
but She doesn't like corn either.
00:07:10
Phantom Libtard
That's not true.
00:07:10
Brother Devon
Whoever's still dating, that's why we're still together.
00:07:12
Phantom Libtard
No, that's not true. You know what, I'm gonna say that you fucking slandered her.
00:07:14
Brother Devon
ill go I'll text her right now. I'm going to text her right now.
00:07:16
Phantom Libtard
No, I'll I'll tell you that you fucking slandered her in public.
00:07:21
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:07:21
Phantom Libtard
Saying that she didn't like- Oh, you're a chef and she doesn't like corn.
00:07:21
Brother Devon
yeah
00:07:23
OZ CUMM
You know The thousands of things made with corner are awful there.
00:07:25
Phantom Libtard
How do you- They're all disgusting.
00:07:28
Brother Devon
Listen, listen.
00:07:28
OZ CUMM
Yeah, orange or tortillas. Are you kidding me?
00:07:30
Brother Devon
There's two corns. There's two corns. I like one popcorn, two corn pops.
00:07:36
OZ CUMM
Wow
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Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:36
slimeballsteve
But you eat things that have corn in it, like.
00:07:39
Brother Devon
I just I don't like corn. Like, if you just put a plop of corn down.
00:07:42
Phantom Libtard
Like corn on the cob? You can't eat corn on the cob?
00:07:44
Brother Devon
I don't like it, dude. I don't like it.
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Phantom Libtard
have you've never had You've never eaten it then.
00:07:48
Brother Devon
Yes, I have.
00:07:48
Phantom Libtard
I'm sorry. No, you haven't.
00:07:49
Brother Devon
You know what I used to do? You know what I used to do?
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Phantom Libtard
Chris, fucking hold me back, dude.
00:07:52
Brother Devon
I used to ah used to fucking suck on them.
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Phantom Libtard
Hold me back.
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OZ CUMM
Oh!
00:07:55
slimeballsteve
No!
00:07:57
Phantom Libtard
Chris, hold me back.
00:07:58
slimeballsteve
Dude, did you used to suck it like it was like it was a shawl?
00:07:58
Brother Devon
No, I didn't eat corn in the long way, like Goldberg.
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OZ CUMM
Oh!
00:08:00
Phantom Libtard
Like it was a penis?
00:08:04
slimeballsteve
Oh. oh Okay.
00:08:05
OZ CUMM
Oh!
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Brother Devon
ah
00:08:06
Phantom Libtard
it's not about gla You used to glaze corn?
00:08:07
OZ CUMM
Oh!
00:08:08
Brother Devon
No, no, no, so I used to bite into it, like I used to hold it, like you would a corn on the cob and I bite into it and then I'd just suck on the butter and the corn juice thing.
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Phantom Libtard
You used to just fucking it deep throat corn?
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OZ CUMM
yeah
00:08:20
slimeballsteve
This is our Halloween episode.
00:08:20
Phantom Libtard
yeah no that' good You're just talking about sucking dick you're just talking about sucking dick right now How do you know like how do you know like corn dude like how Because it's fucking American dude, it's American
00:08:21
slimeballsteve
Fuck it.
00:08:24
Brother Devon
but it wasn't It wasn't the wrong way Dude I had to like fake how I ate corn It's fucking we how do you it's gross-looking Well could call me a Soviet sympathizer man, I don't like that shit
00:08:24
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah, you are. He's fucking all out. It tastes really salty.
00:08:27
slimeballsteve
Dude, you know when the butter comes out the tip of the corn?
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OZ CUMM
ah
00:08:39
OZ CUMM
It's delicious. It's fucking delicious.
00:08:46
OZ CUMM
It's in everything you eat, too. High fructose corn syrup is in soda.
00:08:50
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, listen, the ingredient is fine.
00:08:51
OZ CUMM
It's in everything.
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Phantom Libtard
And not only that, Chris, it's fucking corn.
00:08:55
slimeballsteve
To be fair, when I drink a soda, I'm not like, mmm, corn.
00:08:55
Brother Devon
The actual corn that you... Yeah, yeah, I'm not like...
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but still.
00:09:00
OZ CUMM
But it's in there! It's high fructose corn syrup!
00:09:03
Phantom Libtard
But it's also corn and and corn is.
00:09:03
Brother Devon
Motherfucker, that is not what I was saying. It's like barely the same thing.
00:09:07
Phantom Libtard
I don't understand. I don't get it, man. Like, I understand if you don't like if you don't like pickles or onions, like,
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Brother Devon
and mean
Silent Hill 2 Mechanics & Endings
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Phantom Libtard
that's one thing.
00:09:12
Phantom Libtard
Like, I'll disagree. Like, i I like pickles and onions.
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OZ CUMM
I get it. Yeah, like I get that.
00:09:16
Phantom Libtard
I get it. But like, it's fucking corn, dude.
00:09:19
Brother Devon
Listen, dude, if there's one, if there's one soft mushy yellow thing I'm going to eat, it's going to be macaroni and cheese.
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Phantom Libtard
Like, how do you not like corn?
00:09:24
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:09:25
Phantom Libtard
That's not the same comparison.
00:09:27
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's mushy and yellow and pink.
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Phantom Libtard
what That's pasta. That's literally pasta and cheese. like That's what that is.
00:09:32
Brother Devon
I want to hear it.
00:09:32
Phantom Libtard
It's not the same.
00:09:32
slimeballsteve
pasta and butter.
00:09:33
OZ CUMM
and I assume you never you you don't shit correctly. I just know it now like this confirmed it Like youre yeah, like your your stomach is probably like furious with you This the little amount of fiber that you eat, I'm sure you're your your intestines hate you That's my theory
00:09:38
Brother Devon
What do you mean, like, like, I don't know how to?
00:09:42
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, like I get it. I get it that you don't like sushi because that's weird. I know sushi might be weird to some people because it's like raw fish. But this is corn, dude. Come on, man. Don't be like that.
00:09:53
Brother Devon
I just I'm waiting for a response.
00:09:57
Brother Devon
Oh Yeah, no, dude, I'm gonna dive got right there gut rot in like Two years got right.
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Phantom Libtard
It's fucking corn. It's corn.
00:10:02
OZ CUMM
yeah yes you got rot mac and cheese mac and cheese sad part is i would fuck with that too but i mean listen it's just i i would also fuck with corn that's all i yeah
00:10:04
slimeballsteve
Got rot.
00:10:05
Brother Devon
I'm gonna I got that guy right there.
00:10:06
slimeballsteve
He got, he got rot.
00:10:06
Phantom Libtard
Like, what do you get? Like, what do you get at the cookout if you don't get corn on the cob, you know?
00:10:11
Brother Devon
I Don't eat corn dude.
00:10:12
slimeballsteve
He eats a burger.
00:10:14
Brother Devon
Yes. Yeah, I get a scoop of the tapes Hey,
00:10:14
Phantom Libtard
Oh, give me a mac and cheese on the cob. It's the same thing. It's yellow. The yellow and mushy is the same.
00:10:21
Brother Devon
hey dude
00:10:28
Phantom Libtard
It's corn.
00:10:30
slimeballsteve
Here's the thing, here's the thing.
00:10:30
Phantom Libtard
It's corn. It's literally corn.
00:10:32
slimeballsteve
but there There are days where I am not down to eat a corn on the cob. Corn off the cob, I'll go nuts on. Corn on the cob?
00:10:37
Phantom Libtard
It's corn!
00:10:37
OZ CUMM
Really? You don't like a cob?
00:10:39
slimeballsteve
Dude, dude, there there are moments where like you eat corn on the cob and you're like, well, these are gonna be in my teeth for the rest of my day, yeah.
00:10:42
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, yeah, it gets in your teeth and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:45
OZ CUMM
You know what, Steve?
00:10:46
Phantom Libtard
Like you gotta, yeah, I understand that, but like also just regular corn too.
00:10:47
OZ CUMM
I totally get that because I i will shave the corn off the cob sometimes.
00:10:52
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, yeah, of course, all day.
00:10:52
OZ CUMM
But like if I don't feel like eating it on the cob, I will...
00:10:54
Phantom Libtard
and And you still gobble it up because it's fucking corn and it's good.
00:10:58
OZ CUMM
Yeah, sweet corn, too, from Stella's Farms, from New Jersey Farms.
00:11:00
Phantom Libtard
It's sweet corn. Stiles farm in New Jersey.
00:11:03
OZ CUMM
Yeah, delicious.
00:11:04
Phantom Libtard
All day, dude.
00:11:05
Brother Devon
Mmm, that's like making me...
00:11:05
OZ CUMM
Delicious.
00:11:06
Brother Devon
I'm gagging, dude. Gagging, listening to you guys talk about this.
00:11:10
Phantom Libtard
That's so crazy. Well, I only like french fries and steak and chicken.
00:11:14
OZ CUMM
Yo, while we do that, I guess we already knew that.
00:11:15
Phantom Libtard
That's it.
00:11:17
OZ CUMM
Why am I surprised?
00:11:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah, we knew this! Guys, this is like 25 plus years with 7 go bags!
00:11:19
OZ CUMM
Why am
00:11:21
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, because what was it?
00:11:21
Brother Devon
I'm I'm not gonna lie, I also thought you guys knew this.
00:11:22
Phantom Libtard
Wait, what?
00:11:24
Brother Devon
I was like, why does it surprise me?
00:11:25
Phantom Libtard
No, but also no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:25
OZ CUMM
I Because corn, I think like children can eat, and I'm just like, oh no, okay, I guess not.
00:11:26
slimeballsteve
ah
00:11:27
Brother Devon
Why am I in trouble?
00:11:27
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:11:27
Phantom Libtard
Yeah. Real talk though. Real talk. Oh, time out.
00:11:30
Brother Devon
Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:32
Phantom Libtard
Yeah. Time out. Yeah.
00:11:33
Brother Devon
Alright.
00:11:34
Phantom Libtard
Time out though. Like I thought you were turning a new leaf because because you are dating
Silent Hill 2 Remake Discussion
00:11:38
Phantom Libtard
a chef right now and she turned you on to what was it? Was it avocado that you eat now or some shit?
00:11:43
Brother Devon
No, listen, I'll i'll eat a fucking avocado. It's never like my goat.
00:11:46
Phantom Libtard
No, you never did before you dated her. That's what I was saying. So I thought like maybe you're you're open to trying new things because you were there.
00:11:50
Brother Devon
I will.
00:11:54
Brother Devon
Listen.
00:11:54
Phantom Libtard
But the fact that you don't like corn is just is a violation of your of your American citizenship.
00:11:57
Brother Devon
Nick corn never makes it in the burrito. I'll tell you that right now to never make it.
00:12:00
Phantom Libtard
You're a psychopath.
00:12:01
OZ CUMM
Oh, that's, that's really good.
00:12:02
Phantom Libtard
You don't like you don't like corns also on your in your breed of your psycho.
00:12:05
slimeballsteve
What about the burrito veggies? How do you feel about the burrito veggies?
00:12:08
Brother Devon
What they just make it in that burrito.
00:12:09
Phantom Libtard
Anything, man, what is it?
00:12:09
slimeballsteve
Like the fajita veggies.
00:12:11
Brother Devon
Oh, Fajita.
00:12:11
Phantom Libtard
Oh, like extra sour cream, extra steak, extra extra cheese.
00:12:11
Brother Devon
Nope. No peppers, no onions.
00:12:13
OZ CUMM
The tomatoes, you got tomatoes on there, right?
00:12:13
Brother Devon
Get out of here. I don't think it's sour cream. I don't think it's sour cream, dude.
00:12:21
Brother Devon
Uh, no. Pico, maybe sort of if I'm feeling guilty.
00:12:25
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's got onions and tomatoes in it.
00:12:28
Brother Devon
Yeah, I don't really ah trust me. Pico's like once every like 10th burrito.
00:12:33
OZ CUMM
I mean I don't need cilantro because I'm not a big fan of cilantro.
00:12:34
Brother Devon
Only because I'm like, I should probably fucking put something in here.
00:12:37
Phantom Libtard
I do loves I'm not yeah, I like cilantro But I'm like Sam likes to like fucking drench her shit with with cilantro And I'm like I like some cilantro on my stuff, but not like a lot of it Nobody asked you nobody asked you dirtbag
00:12:46
OZ CUMM
Yeah I don't get that.
00:12:49
Brother Devon
Listen, I don't mind cilantro on like, excuse me, excuse me.
00:12:53
slimeballsteve
oh my god
00:12:53
OZ CUMM
Yeah we're not we're talking we're adults here talking about our diet here okay.
00:12:56
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, the adults are talking here. The adults sound like yeah adults that like corn the adults that like corn are are speaking here. I'm sorry, please.
00:13:01
OZ CUMM
is it
00:13:03
Brother Devon
yeah yeah don't you like don I don't know how this is new.
00:13:05
Phantom Libtard
so I can't believe you don't like corn. That's crazy to me, man.
00:13:08
OZ CUMM
I am a little, I'm not necessarily surprised, but I didn't know that.
00:13:09
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I don't think I've ever met. I'm not surprised, but I don't think I've ever met anybody that didn't like corn.
00:13:15
Brother Devon
No.
00:13:15
Phantom Libtard
That wasn't a fucking two-year-old. you know that's just That's just how it is.
00:13:19
Brother Devon
Dude, it never, never...
00:13:19
slimeballsteve
Well, hey, you don't like catch up either, right?
00:13:22
Brother Devon
I don't like ketchup, no.
00:13:23
Phantom Libtard
I mean, I love ketchup, but I get it if people don't like ketchup. I understand.
00:13:26
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I totally understand that one.
00:13:27
slimeballsteve
I get it, but I feel like that's like the first the first seat like sauce that people usually have.
00:13:27
Phantom Libtard
That's whatever.
00:13:28
Brother Devon
You guys used to give me shit for not liking ketchup either.
00:13:34
OZ CUMM
I guess I i was weird out that you never put any condiments on your burgers.
00:13:34
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:13:37
OZ CUMM
That was like where I'm like, whoa.
00:13:38
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, he was that. Yeah, whenever we used to go to Wendy's, he'd be like, oh, can I get a junior bacon cheeseburger plane?
00:13:41
OZ CUMM
That's more, I would never shit on you for not putting ketchup on it.
00:13:43
Phantom Libtard
Like really? Nothing.
00:13:45
OZ CUMM
I would just shit on you for not putting nothing, putting nothing.
00:13:46
Phantom Libtard
Nothing. Anything on it.
00:13:49
Brother Devon
I mean,
00:13:49
OZ CUMM
That's more where I like.
00:13:50
Phantom Libtard
Wait, did you even like cheese on your burger too? Or you like to dry, like you fucking- Like you're eating- You like eating ashtrays?
00:13:53
Brother Devon
dude, um honestly, honestly, yeah as young, du dude, up until about like fucking high school, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't even put cheese on my burgers.
00:13:56
Phantom Libtard
You like eating ashtrays too, Devin? Cigarette ash?
00:14:04
Brother Devon
Meat and bun.
00:14:04
Phantom Libtard
That's crazy to me, man.
00:14:05
Brother Devon
Dude, one time, dude, one time my mom started off
00:14:05
Phantom Libtard
It's cheese, dog! Meat and bun, that's it!
00:14:08
Brother Devon
let Let me tell you, one time my mom started a full-on brawl at McDonald's because they kept fucking up the order, and then they started screaming at each other.
00:14:09
Phantom Libtard
Oh my god.
00:14:18
Brother Devon
Because it was like the third time, and I was like, I'm not eating it. My mom's like, man.
00:14:22
Phantom Libtard
How old were you? I was 25. I was 25.
00:14:27
Brother Devon
I was definitely self-worth-free.
00:14:28
Phantom Libtard
I was definitely 25 or 26 years old.
00:14:31
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:14:32
Phantom Libtard
I definitely graduated college by then.
00:14:33
Brother Devon
my my mom My mom kept that.
00:14:36
Phantom Libtard
My mom took me to Wendy's and they kept getting my burger order wrong.
00:14:38
Brother Devon
yeah
00:14:40
Phantom Libtard
And she started to brawl because like I refused to even look at it.
00:14:43
Brother Devon
No, actually, this fun fact, I don't know, I don't know how ubiquitous this is across across the fast food world.
00:14:49
Phantom Libtard
ah
00:14:52
Brother Devon
But if you say a plane at McDonald's, they give you cheese. If you say a plane at Burger King, meat and bun, that's it.
00:14:57
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
00:14:59
OZ CUMM
wow
00:15:00
slimeballsteve
That's interesting.
00:15:01
OZ CUMM
and
00:15:01
Brother Devon
And I'd listen, it might only be the one on Blackwood Clementin Road, but
00:15:02
OZ CUMM
i You know what's funny about that Devin, I've never been miserable enough to figure that out where I wouldn't want to put cheese on my fucking burger.
00:15:10
Brother Devon
yeah
00:15:11
Phantom Libtard
ah
00:15:12
Brother Devon
ah
00:15:12
Phantom Libtard
yeah
00:15:13
Brother Devon
ah what yeah I'm sorry.
00:15:13
Phantom Libtard
oh my god
00:15:14
Brother Devon
You're like, oh, can I have that? Could I have the impossible lopper? I'm sorry.
00:15:17
OZ CUMM
Yeah, with shit all over it that makes the taste good.
00:15:18
Brother Devon
That's not miserable. It's not miserable.
00:15:19
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, give me everything on the impossible whopper yeah I'm just saying the corn thing is is a violation of yeah, it's like a war crime.
00:15:21
OZ CUMM
It makes the taste good.
00:15:21
Brother Devon
Yeah. Cause you're fucking me. Oh, can I have some more corn on that lopper? I'm a freak.
00:15:25
slimeballsteve
Guys, we are falling apart. Our food choices is tearing us apart.
00:15:33
Brother Devon
I would say this shouldn't be surprising. This should not be surprising.
00:15:35
OZ CUMM
Well... I guess it shouldn't.
00:15:36
Phantom Libtard
It's like a war crime to me
00:15:37
OZ CUMM
I guess it shouldn't. You are right. You are right about that, Devin. I shouldn't be surprised. That does make a lot of sense.
00:15:43
Phantom Libtard
i'm not surprised i mean like I'm not surprised. Am I still like very disappointed? Yes, I am.
00:15:48
OZ CUMM
Yeah, i'm I'm shocked and disgusted to some degree, but I'm...
00:15:48
Brother Devon
yeah
00:15:51
Brother Devon
in
00:15:51
Phantom Libtard
No, because that's the thing.
00:15:52
OZ CUMM
I'm tamping it down.
00:15:53
Phantom Libtard
I'll give you sushi. I'll give you fucking tilapia or whatever. I'll give you whatever weird.
00:15:58
Brother Devon
i like to um
00:16:00
Phantom Libtard
oh yeah Oh, can you hear me clapping?
00:16:00
Brother Devon
Sushi's the big one sushi's the big new one. She's the big new one that I've been eating I'm sorry.
00:16:05
Phantom Libtard
Wait, so you actually have been eating sushi?
00:16:06
slimeballsteve
but What sushi have you been getting?
00:16:06
Phantom Libtard
like Yeah.
00:16:08
Brother Devon
I'm sorry. I lied.
00:16:09
Phantom Libtard
ah California roll.
00:16:09
Brother Devon
I I don't start.
00:16:10
slimeballsteve
ah
00:16:10
Brother Devon
No, I'm lying.
00:16:10
Phantom Libtard
I like California roll Steve.
00:16:11
Brother Devon
I'm lying. I'm lying. I'm like
00:16:12
Phantom Libtard
I love raw fish California roll, please.
00:16:14
OZ CUMM
pink lady, please.
00:16:14
Brother Devon
Uh, shrimp. Shrimp is the new thing that I really like.
00:16:17
OZ CUMM
Wow.
00:16:18
Phantom Libtard
Oh Yeah, you never used to like shrimp before you used to always hate it yeah And that's why that's why I had more faith in you that's why I thought mate that's why I'm that's why I'm disappointed
00:16:18
slimeballsteve
Okay.
00:16:20
Brother Devon
Yeah. And now I make it myself, dude. I peel it.
00:16:22
OZ CUMM
It's fucking delicious.
00:16:23
Brother Devon
I season it. I cook it. I know how to do it.
00:16:25
slimeballsteve
You get like a shukaku?
00:16:25
Brother Devon
And then all.
00:16:29
OZ CUMM
Don't worry. John, John, when Devon turns 50, he'll start eating corn, and we'll be like, no, you figured it out, dummy!
00:16:35
Phantom Libtard
and you go have you ever tried yeah you ever got Have you guys ever tried corn? and It's actually pretty good ah fucking day his Fucking deathbed in a fuck wheel.
00:16:40
slimeballsteve
Dude, it comes on a cob.
00:16:42
Brother Devon
it's on the cow Did you guys know that?
00:16:43
OZ CUMM
We're like,
00:16:44
Phantom Libtard
Well, all we' I'll be playing fucking bridge at a fucking retirement home.
00:16:47
OZ CUMM
let's try corn.
00:16:48
Phantom Libtard
and He's gonna be like i proud quarrel the other day it' pretty fun going pretty fucking good And then it would be me jumping over the bridge table to strangle him when we were fucking 70 years old
00:16:54
slimeballsteve
Oh, wait. you I mean, this might be Devin's Twilight Zone episode where he's like, I hate corn, I hate corn, I hate corn.
00:16:55
OZ CUMM
Try corn.
00:17:05
slimeballsteve
He gets put into nursing home. All they give him is corn.
00:17:07
Brother Devon
offorn off cream cornn
00:17:08
Phantom Libtard
All they do is feed the corn.
00:17:11
Brother Devon
to
00:17:11
Phantom Libtard
ah
00:17:11
Brother Devon
my dad
00:17:12
OZ CUMM
Picture this, a man whose diet is terrible.
00:17:12
Brother Devon
goes ape shit for corn dude
00:17:16
Brother Devon
yeah yeah dude you think i'm making it into seventy with what i e can
00:17:20
OZ CUMM
Oh, man. Oh, Jesus.
00:17:22
Brother Devon
there's a reason that i don't know the icebergs are melting and give me out of here dude i know that it could be what you guys need to get all chris you missed a lot uh...
00:17:25
OZ CUMM
Oh boy.
00:17:27
Phantom Libtard
yeah Oh.
00:17:30
OZ CUMM
Well, this is, this isn't a food podcast.
00:17:30
Phantom Libtard
Devon.
00:17:33
OZ CUMM
I remember. Is it? I wasn't here the last week. Did you guys talk about food the whole time?
00:17:40
Phantom Libtard
What did we even talk about last week? I remember.
00:17:42
Brother Devon
uh...
00:17:43
slimeballsteve
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:43
Brother Devon
you tell me but it's
00:17:45
slimeballsteve
So at last episode of the anti fanboy podcast, we talked about, hold on, I'm quickly Googling.
00:17:51
Phantom Libtard
Previously on Lost.
00:17:51
slimeballsteve
Uh, we talked about the ghost of your tie announcement and we did our resident evil series tier lists.
00:17:52
OZ CUMM
Oh, we talked about jelly beans for an hour and a half.
00:17:57
Brother Devon
Yeah, we talked about stay to play.
00:17:57
OZ CUMM
Oh, sweet. Oh, shit.
00:18:00
Brother Devon
Oh, Chris, give us your Resident Evil tier list real quick.
00:18:01
OZ CUMM
Okay.
00:18:04
OZ CUMM
Oh, easy. That's so easy. ah Revelations, revelations, revelations.
00:18:06
Brother Devon
OK.
00:18:09
OZ CUMM
Stop praying.
00:18:10
Phantom Libtard
No.
00:18:10
Brother Devon
Nothing.
00:18:11
OZ CUMM
Why? What did I say?
00:18:13
Brother Devon
and the
00:18:14
OZ CUMM
It's a good pick.
00:18:14
Brother Devon
Actually, the real question is, is where does Resident Evil 7 land? Is it top five?
00:18:18
OZ CUMM
Mm.
00:18:20
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, that was the that was the question that we were asking ourselves.
00:18:22
Brother Devon
Yeah, that was a big one.
00:18:22
Phantom Libtard
Like, where where did it land?
00:18:23
OZ CUMM
Just to clarify, that is the first, first person one, right?
00:18:27
Brother Devon
Yes.
00:18:27
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, the first one that was done wrong, yes.
00:18:27
slimeballsteve
Yes. Well, not counting the PlayStation survivor game.
00:18:32
OZ CUMM
I don't count those ever in my life to have ever existed in my reality, Steve.
00:18:36
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:18:39
slimeballsteve
That was a game where, so that was like when I was growing up, that game was the one that made me go, oh, maybe some games are bad and I'm, I'm not the problem. Cause like when I was like a young kid, you know, you're given a lot of like Nintendo games and like you're playing them and you're just like,
00:18:48
OZ CUMM
of like
00:18:49
Phantom Libtard
And maybe yeah maybe I'm not the problem.
00:18:54
slimeballsteve
Oh, I don't know what to I'm just so bad. I don't like you're like, I can't do it.
00:18:58
OZ CUMM
I will say this.
00:18:59
slimeballsteve
And then there's a point where you're like, oh, no, the game's bad, not me.
00:19:02
OZ CUMM
If you guys are, you guys didn't add like the originals versus the remakes. Like they weren't two separate things.
00:19:07
slimeballsteve
we We came we came to a conclusion that the remakes kind of fit in the spots where they existed in their original form. So like Resident Evil 2 kind of does fit the formula for when Resident Evil 2 came out like it.
00:19:16
OZ CUMM
Okay.
00:19:21
slimeballsteve
It is the high the same quality. It is is awesome.
00:19:24
OZ CUMM
So seven does not make it in my top five.
00:19:26
slimeballsteve
It doesn't. What are, what are the top five?
00:19:28
OZ CUMM
My top five, four, one, two, three, and then Code Veronica is my fifth.
00:19:38
Phantom Libtard
Now, do you group? Here's the ah next question. Do you group the remakes with? Like, are the remakes the same as the originals for you when you rank them?
00:19:46
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's like two and two remakes just kind of ranked in.
00:19:49
OZ CUMM
No, i don't I'm not including the originals and the remakes.
00:19:49
Phantom Libtard
It's like.
00:19:53
OZ CUMM
I'm just including the remakes.
00:19:53
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, because because because our top five, like state like like any order for all of us was four for remake two to remake three.
00:19:54
slimeballsteve
Blending them.
00:20:02
OZ CUMM
oh oh Okay, I see I didn't know that I'm going yeah ah me if If that's the case I don't even think seven hits the top ten Like with originals and remakes added in Like me, okay, it probably would make it into the top Yeah, no I'm thinking about yeah, probably would probably would so
00:20:03
Brother Devon
bit Yeah, yeah. So it was like awkward because you can say eight.
00:20:05
Phantom Libtard
yeah We were set. Yeah, we yeah, I wasn't sure if you were separating them or not.
00:20:06
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's just eight, four.
00:20:07
slimeballsteve
we we We did that initially, but then we did we so we added them together.
00:20:14
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, that's yeah, I mean that's.
00:20:14
Brother Devon
What?
00:20:18
Phantom Libtard
If you say if you separate if you separate them, yeah.
00:20:23
Brother Devon
The top tens and tens, dude. Five and six exist. Would you? All right. Would you put five above seven?
00:20:30
OZ CUMM
No, no, I would never do that.
00:20:31
Brother Devon
All right. That's all I need to know.
00:20:33
OZ CUMM
That's, that's.
00:20:33
slimeballsteve
one One at least reinvigorated the franchise again, back to horror.
00:20:37
Brother Devon
Yeah. All right. Yeah.
00:20:38
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:20:38
Brother Devon
That's Chris.
00:20:38
slimeballsteve
If it didn't, if it didn't have that jank ass boat section that you have to play twice, people would probably look back at that game more fondly.
00:20:39
Brother Devon
That's all you missed.
00:20:44
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah. That bone section. Blood, dude.
00:20:46
OZ CUMM
I would actually even say like versions of Resident Evil four, like where they came out.
00:20:50
Brother Devon
Oh, come on.
00:20:50
OZ CUMM
i'm like um yeah That's what I'm saying.
00:20:51
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:20:51
slimeballsteve
Like the Wii version.
00:20:52
Phantom Libtard
The weaver no, no yeah yeah know the we version was different we version was different No, but Devon it's different though.
00:20:53
Brother Devon
Oh my god.
00:20:54
slimeballsteve
That was a good version.
00:20:56
Brother Devon
I'm not hearing this.
00:20:56
OZ CUMM
Like that's, that's where I'm like thinking.
00:20:57
Brother Devon
I'm not hearing in this.
00:21:00
Phantom Libtard
It's different because the the GameCube one is like is like pre nerfed radon version like that um No, but they are different though cuz like okay Yeah no no yeah but
00:21:01
Brother Devon
See, no, no. Honestly, if we're going that if we're going that deep, that is the argument for combining them. Because I'm not here for like...
00:21:12
Brother Devon
Oh, the piece too is eight is separate ways. It's about VR?
00:21:15
slimeballsteve
Resident Evil 4 on the iPhone.
00:21:17
Phantom Libtard
PS2 also, they nerfed the fucking game. it gave you They gave you more ammo.
00:21:21
OZ CUMM
Resident Evil 4 and VR is a totally different experience than Resident Evil 4 on the GameCube.
00:21:23
Phantom Libtard
They gave you more ammo in the PS2.
00:21:25
Brother Devon
Now, absolutely not, absolutely not.
00:21:26
slimeballsteve
It is 100% a totally different experience.
00:21:30
Brother Devon
I refuse. ah refuse
00:21:32
Phantom Libtard
and i've bloggged up The GameCube version is the hardest version of Resident Evil 4.
00:21:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:21:36
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's what, you know, that's the first version I played.
00:21:37
Brother Devon
Probably, yeah. Except for maybe like a mobile version that just plays like dog shit.
00:21:40
slimeballsteve
Dude, i didn't I didn't finish the GameCube version. But also, I was a stupid little idiot who didn't buy the sniper rifle.
00:21:43
Brother Devon
What? Oh yeah, that's right.
00:21:46
OZ CUMM
Oh, well, Steve.
00:21:47
Phantom Libtard
You also, we also have that.
00:21:50
OZ CUMM
What the fuck, man?
00:21:51
Phantom Libtard
There were also rumors rumbling around that you never, you didn't even know there was a disc two for Resident Evil 2 for PS1 as well.
00:21:59
slimeballsteve
You know what? You know why? Because I didn't have the little foldy thing. That's not true. That's not true. I knew. I knew! I knew!
00:22:07
Phantom Libtard
and tim And Tim failed the cats too. That was in that. was ah and
00:22:09
slimeballsteve
Well, that bird hit him on the arm when he was going to the escalator at the mall, so...
00:22:11
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:22:12
OZ CUMM
Just like Fabio.
00:22:13
Brother Devon
And he dogged the win right at him.
00:22:14
slimeballsteve
He had to call he had to call out the day they took the cats, so...
00:22:16
OZ CUMM
Just like Fabio.
00:22:16
Phantom Libtard
a
00:22:19
Brother Devon
And we were like, Tim, they give you points just for writing your name down.
00:22:20
slimeballsteve
Sorry,
00:22:22
Brother Devon
He's like, those two guys, too winded.
00:22:24
Phantom Libtard
What?
00:22:25
OZ CUMM
Fuck that.
00:22:25
slimeballsteve
sorry I wrote Stanley Ipica because I was thinking about the mask.
00:22:29
OZ CUMM
yeah Yeah, yeah, that's an interesting list, fellas.
00:22:30
slimeballsteve
What?
00:22:31
Phantom Libtard
What?
00:22:32
slimeballsteve
What, Tim?
00:22:35
OZ CUMM
I would ah really, cause there is, there is some
00:22:36
Phantom Libtard
It's a it it it yeah is an interesting discussion now.
00:22:39
OZ CUMM
delineations and differences between even the versions Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 2 that I could think of.
00:22:45
Brother Devon
No, I hate this conversation got more so much more Yeah Even playing it John and Steve
00:22:48
Phantom Libtard
Well, I mean, this is a good segue into what we could talk about first, which is the silo to remake advanced, advanced access, advanced access came out.
00:22:54
slimeballsteve
when when it When it comes to Silent Hills tier list, it is much more simpler to make that tier list.
00:23:02
OZ CUMM
Yeah, well, obviously, I don't think there is an easier tier one.
00:23:05
Brother Devon
so yeah so so
00:23:07
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, how would you rank them to to then then one and then and then the three and then three?
00:23:09
OZ CUMM
Uh, it's not a little too.
00:23:09
Brother Devon
failed the hills
00:23:10
OZ CUMM
but But everything else. Nah, I'm just kidding.
00:23:13
Brother Devon
Two, three, one maybe? I thought three was pretty well-liked.
00:23:15
slimeballsteve
<unk>s it's one one in three One in three can kind of flip around, I feel.
00:23:19
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:23:20
Phantom Libtard
What about the room?
00:23:20
OZ CUMM
I like three more than one if I'm really pressed. If I were to be pressed.
00:23:25
slimeballsteve
the The room is, and I will admit, I never played it.
00:23:26
Phantom Libtard
OK. I I have an admission I never beat one because it was too scary and then it was too dated. By the time I wasn't scared anymore, so I never beat I never beat one.
00:23:36
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:23:36
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:23:37
OZ CUMM
That's when I played one. So maybe that kind of colored my experience.
00:23:41
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, once we got yeah, once you get to the fucking schoolyard and the the bells start fucking ringing, I'm like, nope, see ya.
00:23:48
slimeballsteve
like This is spooky, dude.
00:23:48
Phantom Libtard
See you later.
00:23:49
slimeballsteve
This is spooky. Dude, I wasn't allowed to have that game as a kid.
00:23:50
Phantom Libtard
And those fucking invisible, those invisible alien kids were fucking, fucking with you? No thanks.
00:23:55
slimeballsteve
Yeah, no, dude, that's the thing. That's the reason why I couldn't play the game, because I i went to the to the EB games, and I was allowed to pick one game, and my mom jokingly said, oh you don't beat children with pipes in this game, do you?
00:24:08
slimeballsteve
And the guy went, that's what you do. And my mom went, ew, no, you can't get that game. So I got driver in that game. Sucked.
00:24:16
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you couldn't even get past the tutorial.
00:24:18
slimeballsteve
No, that tutorial's so hard.
00:24:18
OZ CUMM
That shit sucks.
00:24:22
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that fucking game sucks. Steve, I feel sorry for you ah for never playing.
00:24:27
slimeballsteve
I played it eventually and I loved it. Like that's the thing, I did play it and i I did love Silent Hill 1.
00:24:29
OZ CUMM
i
00:24:30
Brother Devon
Driver, you finally got past that tutorial?
00:24:32
slimeballsteve
I did, I did, I will admit that. That might be like a gaming feat.
00:24:35
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:24:36
Brother Devon
I didn't. I didn't, no.
00:24:38
slimeballsteve
Game sucked.
00:24:38
Brother Devon
I said nothing.
00:24:39
slimeballsteve
That game could have been where Grand Theft Auto is now if that tutorial wasn't so freaking hard.
00:24:44
OZ CUMM
Mm-hmm.
00:24:45
Brother Devon
I've never played a Silent Hill game.
00:24:47
Phantom Libtard
Not one.
00:24:48
OZ CUMM
Wow, dude.
00:24:48
Brother Devon
I played the demo of Silent Hill 4.
00:24:55
OZ CUMM
No corn, no Silent up Hill.
00:24:55
Brother Devon
I just never did. I i was such a Resident Evil Homer.
00:24:57
OZ CUMM
You should put that on your Twitter.
00:24:59
Brother Devon
I was like, why would I play this shitty version of Resident Evil?
00:25:02
OZ CUMM
Woof!
00:25:03
slimeballsteve
Whoa.
00:25:03
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:25:04
slimeballsteve
Whoa.
00:25:04
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:25:05
slimeballsteve
That's the thing.
00:25:06
Phantom Libtard
You know, after after hearing about after hearing about you not liking corn, I'm not surprised that you would make that assessment.
00:25:06
slimeballsteve
They're they're two different vibes.
00:25:10
OZ CUMM
Yeah, this isn't...
00:25:11
slimeballsteve
Ooh.
00:25:13
OZ CUMM
That doesn't shock me.
00:25:14
Brother Devon
So, yes, I played P2.
00:25:14
Phantom Libtard
You played P.T., though, right, Devin?
00:25:14
slimeballsteve
Doesn't like corn. Doesn't like Silent Hill.
00:25:16
Phantom Libtard
You played. That's a sign, Hill.
00:25:17
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:25:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah, they tricked him.
00:25:18
Phantom Libtard
That's not that counts.
00:25:18
slimeballsteve
They tricked him. They tricked him.
00:25:19
Brother Devon
Oh, I was so mad. Oh, there's just a Resident Evil 7.
00:25:22
Phantom Libtard
No.
00:25:23
slimeballsteve
Oh, no, madam no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:24
Brother Devon
and yeah My teeth fell out I
00:25:26
Phantom Libtard
What did we think? it What did we think it was before, like, everyone discovered what it was? Like, what did we think it was?
00:25:31
Brother Devon
Think we just thought it was a original IP
00:25:32
Phantom Libtard
Just a new horror game.
00:25:33
slimeballsteve
They I mean we sent up pretty quick because like after that first day there was like just people who already had like figured out all this stuff well you wouldn't find it you wouldn't find a ps3 because it came out on ps4 Yeah So the ps5 launched
00:25:41
Phantom Libtard
I always, this is a game I like to play whenever I remember it, but let me see how much a PS3 is right now that has PT on eBay, because they sell them for...
00:25:53
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I have i have a PS4 with PT on it.
00:25:55
Phantom Libtard
I'm sorry, PS4, that's what I meant. Well, you do, Chris?
00:25:58
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I do.
00:26:00
Phantom Libtard
Let me see.
00:26:01
OZ CUMM
Yes, sir.
00:26:02
Phantom Libtard
PS4 with PT installed, $800 on eBay right now.
00:26:07
OZ CUMM
who Whoa.
00:26:09
Phantom Libtard
Somebody and somebody has it in their car right now.
00:26:09
OZ CUMM
um Interesting.
00:26:10
slimeballsteve
That's a lot.
00:26:12
Phantom Libtard
Somebody is thirsty for the spooky stuff for for October I believe so that they're willing to spend eight hundred dollars on a fucking ps4 right now Man Sony's fucking They're terrible.
00:26:16
slimeballsteve
The.
00:26:19
slimeballsteve
The pre-launch version of the PS5, you could play PT on it if you did the transfer. And then once they did the ah the day one update, you couldn't.
00:26:33
Phantom Libtard
Why do they do that?
00:26:35
slimeballsteve
Dirty dogs, man.
00:26:36
Phantom Libtard
Or is it konami?
00:26:36
slimeballsteve
Dirty dogs.
00:26:37
Phantom Libtard
Maybe this is on Konami
00:26:37
slimeballsteve
It might be Konami. Konami was like, turn it off.
00:26:40
Phantom Libtard
Turn it off. It's not a slot machine.
00:26:42
OZ CUMM
Whoo-hoo, it scared me.
00:26:42
Phantom Libtard
It's not a pachinko machine Here's a here's another one ps4 with PT playable demo six hundred and fifty dollars.
00:26:44
OZ CUMM
Turn it off!
00:26:45
Brother Devon
wait What are we?
00:26:45
slimeballsteve
Turn it off!
00:26:46
Brother Devon
What are we blaming? Who's turning what off?
00:26:48
OZ CUMM
Konami didn't like it.
00:26:48
slimeballsteve
Konami? Konami?
00:26:50
OZ CUMM
Spooked him too hard.
00:26:51
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah, no, that's bad.
00:26:53
slimeballsteve
You're not allowed to play no PT, we ain't make no money from that game.
00:26:56
Brother Devon
Yeah, I don't think.
00:27:02
Brother Devon
and
00:27:02
Phantom Libtard
That's crazy, dude Three three people have it in their cart right now three people are
00:27:08
OZ CUMM
Interesting.
00:27:08
Brother Devon
Could you imagine, mean could you fucking imagine?
00:27:10
Phantom Libtard
Because it's cheaper than the $800 one.
00:27:13
Brother Devon
It's so weird that they just like removed the grill.
00:27:15
Phantom Libtard
And then these are the same guys fucking sending death threats to Mark Cerny for making the PS5 Pro $700.
00:27:20
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:27:22
OZ CUMM
Fucking Cerny No, you got to experience it for heat on her bucks so boy
00:27:25
Phantom Libtard
That's crazy. Just to play PT, just watch a fucking video of it, you know? Yeah, but. the But it's like only people know, but that's the thing is like only people that like have played it. Would be willing to Buy one of these I would say, you know, it's not like somebody's willing to spend $800 or something.
00:27:42
slimeballsteve
Hmm. You know, they could be quote unquote streamers looking to buy PT for their horror streams for October.
00:27:44
Phantom Libtard
They don't even know about oh Yeah Fucking sickos man anything for fucking any fucking anything for engagement farming.
00:27:54
Brother Devon
Oh, just write it off.
00:27:58
Phantom Libtard
That's all it is these days.
00:27:58
OZ CUMM
So ah Devin, knowing that you haven't played any of the Silent Hill games, are you you're buying the remake?
00:28:06
Brother Devon
Uh, I'd like to, I don't know.
00:28:06
OZ CUMM
You're going to get it, right?
00:28:08
Brother Devon
Things are tight.
00:28:09
Phantom Libtard
Oh
00:28:09
Brother Devon
Time's tight, man.
00:28:10
slimeballsteve
Time's tight.
00:28:10
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:28:10
Brother Devon
But, uh, it's on, it's on like the, it's on the kind of treat myself list.
00:28:11
OZ CUMM
I know.
00:28:17
OZ CUMM
OK.
00:28:18
Brother Devon
because, you know, ah yeah I listen, I beat, ah i' I finally fucking beat Plucky Squire.
00:28:19
OZ CUMM
OK.
00:28:24
Brother Devon
Jesus Christ. It's really fun, but it's like three hours too long. And so how long the beat has it at ah about nine hours?
00:28:30
slimeballsteve
How long is it total? Would you say?
00:28:36
Brother Devon
And that's, and my time, my play time is like 13 hours. Now that definitely was a lot of just like, I left it on pause and like would walk the dog and do dumb shit like that.
00:28:47
Brother Devon
but It's still like, man. And the problem is like the last like two chapters are really kind of they're not bug tested. It feels like like you got like I had to like literally soft reset like four times.
00:28:58
slimeballsteve
Oh, okay.
00:29:04
slimeballsteve
They front loaded the quality control.
00:29:05
Brother Devon
I don't do it. I don't fucking know, man. That was my experience. I was like, why is the end? Why is the last two chapters of this game so jank? Uh, which, you know, kind of sucked.
00:29:16
Brother Devon
I'm not gonna lie, but overall I did enjoy that game, but I still am very curious to hear because we were, I mean, listen, I posted in the discord, an apology form to fill out.
00:29:31
Brother Devon
And, uh, I'm very curious if Steve or John, uh, do you, do you feel like you need to fill out this apology form?
00:29:33
Phantom Libtard
I love that. I love that shit now. I love that shit Well, no because I'm playing it right now
00:29:38
OZ CUMM
Devin, I want to be honest with you, man. I'm going to be honest with you. Devin, I have a prediction I'm going to make about you.
00:29:43
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:29:45
OZ CUMM
And it only comes true if you do buy Silent Hill 2. Because I feel like if you do buy it at the remake, it's going to own wake to you. And you're going to pick that for the game of the year.
00:29:54
Brother Devon
i'll Love it.
00:29:57
OZ CUMM
It's going to come out of nowhere. It's going to take you.
00:29:59
slimeballsteve
You're saying Silent Hill 2 is going to...
00:29:59
Brother Devon
Oh So you're saying if I if I pick up Alan or if I pick up Silent Hill 2 Yeah, yeah, I'll take me off a rebirth honestly I saw you start and end with I'm nitpicking but and I read it and I was like, yeah, this is very nitpicking
00:30:01
slimeballsteve
Oh.
00:30:01
OZ CUMM
yeah
00:30:02
Phantom Libtard
Wait, but Devin, did you see my wall of text?
00:30:02
OZ CUMM
Silent Hill 2, you're going to be like, what the fuck? It's going to flip you off of Final Fantasy, uh, was it remake?
00:30:07
Phantom Libtard
for
00:30:11
OZ CUMM
Was it rebirth? What are we talking about?
00:30:12
slimeballsteve
Rebirth.
00:30:13
OZ CUMM
And you're going to pick that theory.
00:30:15
Phantom Libtard
Devin, did you see my my wall of text and nitpick first impression the of the game?
00:30:25
Phantom Libtard
It is, but am I wrong though like am i wrong to expect expect attention?
00:30:27
Brother Devon
I don't know, I didn't... I didn't...
00:30:28
Phantom Libtard
to Oh, you didn't read it. Okay, so what happened was...
00:30:30
Brother Devon
No, no, I read it, but you're like ah you're you're ah you were like, oh, he doesn't put his hands up when he walks to
00:30:36
Phantom Libtard
He fucking walks through the gate face first, Devin.
00:30:41
slimeballsteve
I mean, on occasion, like he does put up his hands for certain doors, but like it's weird, because it he does he does definitely just like face burst into rooms.
00:30:43
Phantom Libtard
Yeah. But this is the first time, this is the first time, this is the first time you go into the cemetery, like...
00:30:50
Phantom Libtard
He opens it with his, he opens it with his fucking face, Evan.
00:30:50
OZ CUMM
Hehehehehehehe!
00:30:53
Brother Devon
i mean listen.
00:30:54
Phantom Libtard
No, and this is the same thing, like, I, what was the name of that fucking game, where I, where I nit-picked, too, and you guys were calling, or at least Devon was calling me a fucking psycho.
00:30:54
OZ CUMM
Hehehehehehe!
00:31:02
Phantom Libtard
It was fucking Watch Dogs, I think.
00:31:04
Brother Devon
Maybe.
00:31:04
Phantom Libtard
Where they didn't, they didn't have a fuck, they they didn't have the reflection of, like, a building off of this fully reflective building. in the background, like, yeah.
00:31:14
slimeballsteve
I remember that I remember that
00:31:15
Brother Devon
I don't remember the game, but I remember the
00:31:15
Phantom Libtard
And I was like, this is a fucking ass. And you're like, and Dev was like, oh, come on, John, really? You're going to fucking shit on the game for that?
00:31:20
Brother Devon
Yeah, being a psycho. Uh, listen, here's, here's my, here's my argument, right?
00:31:23
Phantom Libtard
And and I don't know that, Chris, what do you think?
00:31:26
Brother Devon
This is my argument, right? Is considering what everyone was saying about this game and how bad it was going to be and how hard they were going to miss the mark. If you're complaining that he walks through a fence face first, I think that's like the best case scenario, you know?
00:31:42
Phantom Libtard
No, but like, that's the thing that, like, Yeah, but I mean, and that's why i I that's why I prefaced it by saying I was nipping because i I am I am nitpicking.
00:31:48
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:31:50
Phantom Libtard
But like this is the level of criticism that I'm going to go in there with because having played the very detail oriented attention to detail oriented Resident Evil cash grab remakes that they took it to the next level on these games and added that extra detail because that's what you should be doing when you remake classic games.
00:32:13
Phantom Libtard
You should be going the extra extra mile to make sure everything is as perfect as it could be, because this is your chance to do it. Right. And we have the technology now. That's that's the kind of these those are the standards that that I feel we should be living in with with with remakes now.
00:32:30
Phantom Libtard
And you can make the same. I mean, I'm sure. I mean, I didn't play Final Fantasy 7 remake, but are there instances where Cloud opens a door with this fucking face in the game? I doubt it.
00:32:40
Brother Devon
i mean and Maybe honestly probably like I'm pretty
00:32:43
Phantom Libtard
so you wouldn't notice you wouldn't notice something like that in a game devin is what i'm is
00:32:46
Brother Devon
that is that is v it's it's a thing that I appreciate so I remember reading a lot years ago I was reading this story about how these these other devs When they were playing Uncharted 2, maybe even the first Uncharted, but specifically Uncharted 2 I think was mentioned.
00:33:06
Brother Devon
And when Drake walks up, he puts his hands on the wall, like he'll put a hand up.
00:33:08
Phantom Libtard
So you wouldn't notice something like that in a game, Devin?
00:33:10
Brother Devon
And they were just like, we're so jealous that you were like smart enough to put that in. And they were like, honestly, it's just because we had time to like polish. They're like, shit like that is not ever like first round draft pick shit, right?
00:33:23
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I mean the naughty dog Well that yeah naughty dog said naughty dog says that to the shit where they talk about like the fucking level of like wetness detail or something on on Joel's pants when he rolls around in a puddle like Well, they say like this is the stuff that people don't they're like, this is the stuff we spend hours on and people don't ever notice it Right, but that's the thing though
00:33:25
Brother Devon
That's like, oh, we're in straight polishing mode. Yeah.
00:33:36
Brother Devon
Yeah, but I feel like that's the stuff that gets added. Like we got we got the next three months. Yeah. You're right. Yeah.
00:33:48
Phantom Libtard
Like, that's why those games are masterpieces because the the developers and the artists take that much level of care with those games. Like, I'm not saying that if that kind of detail wasn't in it, then it wouldn't be the same. But the fact that those that those are things that they're they're spending time and resources on, like not resources, but like just time and and and um they're going out of their way to make sure it's perfect is like they're going out of the way to make everything perfect in the game.
00:34:18
Phantom Libtard
So that's why those games are are incredible and amazing in their masterpieces, blah, blah, blah, et cetera, et cetera. Right. So like i'm I'm seeing like, like, yeah, like they're 87s and like so like slightly under 90s or whatever for the song or two, which is, I guess, better than what people expected.
00:34:33
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:34:34
Phantom Libtard
Right. But like this the headline.
00:34:36
Brother Devon
I have actually a whole take on this, yeah.
00:34:39
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but like the headlines people are saying are like, oh, they fucking nailed it. Best horror game of the century. Blah, blah, blah. Like, you know, like and I'm like, OK, like And that like that those are things I'm not reading scores.
00:34:50
Phantom Libtard
I'm reading what people's impressions of the game are. And I'm like, OK, so this is this is the mindset that we got to go in in here.
00:34:54
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:35:00
Phantom Libtard
You know, it was the same thing with Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2 came out. The remake came out. People were saying like, oh, they fucking nailed it. It's a fucking masterpiece. It's the best horror game in the last five years.
00:35:11
Phantom Libtard
Blah, blah, blah. Like it's Resident Evil 2, but it's like perfect now. like this kind of thing, like you're you're you're hearing the same shit with song level two. So that's in my mind, like just so far, I mean, again, I've only played like a couple of hours or whatever.
00:35:24
Phantom Libtard
I haven't played.
00:35:25
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:35:25
Phantom Libtard
I haven't played a lot of it. But like I'm expecting to be Resident Evil 2 remaked here, you know, and I'm not. And that is something that they really put a lot of detail into.
00:35:38
Phantom Libtard
And it wasn't just graphics polished. Like another thing I'm noticing, too, is like The ah controls are very they're not.
00:35:50
Phantom Libtard
I don't want to say. Because like I'm trying to be careful here because I don't want to like I don't want to like. um Yeah, I don't want to.
00:35:58
Brother Devon
Summon Tim.
00:35:59
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I don't want to summon. I don't want Tim.
00:36:01
OZ CUMM
He's listening right now.
00:36:01
Phantom Libtard
I want I don't want. Yeah, I don't want Beetlejuice, Tim Beetlejuice, Tim to up appear.
00:36:03
OZ CUMM
He's right here in the next room.
00:36:07
Phantom Libtard
But like I was expecting them to update like, you know, the feeling of the controls to like the juice. just and it's just like and I don't know, Steve, you played a little bit more than I have, but it it feels very much the same.
00:36:18
slimeballsteve
I so I played a little bit of the original would I would disagree completely I Would disagree completely I would I would say that Silent Hill 2 Would not exist if we didn't have Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil 3 Resident Evil 4 because it plays like Resident Evil 3 remake just a little more like sloppily and
00:36:22
Phantom Libtard
It feels like it feels exactly it feels exactly the same as the original to me.
00:36:28
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:36:39
Phantom Libtard
No, I'm not. yeah Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is over the shoulder now, but like just the the i'm I'm talking about the tightness of the of the aiming the the camera.
00:36:49
slimeballsteve
it it it is It is strange because the ah the shooting, the shooting has um a little bit of a souls, like you know when like in a souls game where it loads your inputs, so like if you squeeze the trigger to swing twice, like you're gonna get those two swings out no matter what.
00:36:51
Phantom Libtard
It's it's too fast. It's too fast. It's too fast sensitive.
00:37:09
OZ CUMM
Okay.
00:37:10
slimeballsteve
if If you do that while shooting in Silent Hill 2, if you shoot your gun and you like you do it while you're already shooting, it'll just be like, all right, your shooting is gone twice.
00:37:10
Phantom Libtard
and again does it doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense no no no no that's the wrong comparison compare it to Resident Evil 2 because Resident Evil 2
00:37:19
slimeballsteve
So it feels like some of your shots are delayed, which ah which messes with me. when Because you know going from Resident Evil 4 remake, where it's like that game felt incredibly tight in the shooting.
00:37:34
slimeballsteve
No, no, i'm I'm just I'm saying in like ah the sense of like Resident Evil 4 felt like super tight and like it felt like perfectly crafted while Silent Hill 2 definitely feels messier but I don't know if that's like a purpose thing because Silent Hill 2 is like kind of clumsy combat.
00:37:41
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but no but the It's a purpose thing and they that the reason why I'm bringing up Resident Evil The reason I'm bringing up Resident Evil 2 is because they do the same thing You're not a fucking master marksman in Resident Evil 2 So you feel it you feel it when you're playing the game if you if you pull the trigger twice too fast It's gonna jam not I don't mean jam like it's gonna it's gonna Jam your gun and you have to fix it What I mean is it's not gonna it's gonna shoot at the proper rate of fire Like it's not you're not gonna be able to shoot twice
00:37:53
slimeballsteve
No.
00:38:00
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:38:04
slimeballsteve
Right.
00:38:11
Phantom Libtard
Extremely quickly unless you know you have a gun that can do that, right?
00:38:15
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:38:15
Phantom Libtard
The the gun that you start off with the Resident Evil 2 the samurai or not not even the samurai that I don't even know what gun it is Just a regular handgun.
00:38:20
slimeballsteve
the The the starter gun, yeah the Matilda, is it Matilda?
00:38:23
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, you can't just you can't just Yeah, you can't double tap.
00:38:24
OZ CUMM
DOLBER
00:38:26
Phantom Libtard
You can't double tap shoot like you do like and it feels like that it's siloed too and it feels too loose and it feels and like I Don't know again Like it.
00:38:38
Phantom Libtard
I'm not saying like it's been a while since I played Silent Hill 2 maybe the original so maybe maybe I am like just fucking gaslighting myself but like it just felt like the the controls do not feel tight and I don't know if and I don't know if that means it's they didn't do a good job of how it how the the aiming and the and the um the camera like the camera feels too loose so I don't know if that's something that is by design or if it's you know They're trying to make it too similar to the original, which I think, I don't know if they're like if that galaxy-brained at Bloober Team to be like that.
00:39:18
slimeballsteve
i don't know if they I don't know if they are.
00:39:18
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:39:19
slimeballsteve
um you know i I played it for a few hours today and you know I was actually kind of pleasantly surprised. um The com the but combat is definitely messy, um but I ended up kind of liking...
00:39:32
Phantom Libtard
it's so but I mean, that's how that's the the original was. The original was the comment is clunky in the original too.
00:39:34
slimeballsteve
um
00:39:36
slimeballsteve
it's It's clunky, but but I I kind of liked it because like I was I was shocked at how visceral getting in there with like the like two by four like felt like it felt like I like if I kept hitting the like this smack the two by four on the floor button too many times.
00:39:53
slimeballsteve
I felt like I was a psychopath because it's like um you don't know when the things are dead.
00:39:58
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, right.
00:39:59
slimeballsteve
So I was like, oh, is it dead? But um yeah, like
00:40:01
OZ CUMM
Oh, you're like, your, your fear is kind of overriding.
00:40:04
Brother Devon
Listen, I'm not going to lie, of the clips I've seen, that dude, for he's got a good freakout voice. Like when he's snopping, he's like, oh, oh, oh.
00:40:10
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:40:14
Brother Devon
I'm like, all right, all right, let's go.
00:40:14
slimeballsteve
It is, it is like, like, that's the thing. When you start stomping and you start doing that, you're like, oh, I need to calm down. Like I am getting a little too mixed up in this.
00:40:22
OZ CUMM
Hmm.
00:40:23
slimeballsteve
um I like, that's the thing.
00:40:23
OZ CUMM
Interesting.
00:40:25
slimeballsteve
um I think this is definitely probably the best way for modern audiences to possibly play this game. You know, the ones that constantly complain about tank controls that like have a hard time with Resident Evil HD remake.
00:40:32
Phantom Libtard
Is it, though?
00:40:38
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but I mean, even ah even the original Signhole 2 wasn't time controls, you know?
00:40:43
slimeballsteve
It is, it is. going Going back to the original Silent Hill 2, you push forward to go forward, even if the camera's in front of you. um it was It was kind of shocking to me, because like i i there's probably a setting that I probably didn't turn on that does that.
00:40:57
Phantom Libtard
I just thought Yeah, like like when you know when people say this is the best way to experience a signhole to for new art a newer audience I kind of had to side with Tim here and be like, I don't know if that's true You could say that about you could say that about you could say that about Resident Evil 4 remake you probably just because you know it also Yeah, yeah the Resident Evil first Resident Evil I mean even to the point
00:41:10
slimeballsteve
i would say I would say in a sense of like,
00:41:16
OZ CUMM
I would say that about the Resident Evil remake. the first res
00:41:22
OZ CUMM
first
00:41:22
slimeballsteve
um'm i'm saying I'm saying it slightly begrudgingly in this fact that like I've seen people just like struggle and give up on the Resident Evil HD remake and I've been like, oh, why, why?
00:41:33
slimeballsteve
And then they immediately play two, three, and four and they love them.
00:41:33
OZ CUMM
yeah
00:41:35
Phantom Libtard
And and honestly, like there's just I mean, in my in my snobby snooty mind, these are the same types of people that are giving this game like 88s and 89s and saying it's a masterpiece.
00:41:46
Phantom Libtard
And who knows if they even play the original Batman, you know? Like and that's I don't know, because that the one the all the other thing I noticed, too, and I don't know, like this may be a spoiler, I guess.
00:41:52
slimeballsteve
but sure
00:41:58
Phantom Libtard
But Chris, you you would you would appreciate this or maybe in a sense not appreciate it like me. as much, but with the first reveal of Pyramid Head when you when you're hiding in the closet or whatever and watching stuff that happens.
00:42:16
Phantom Libtard
That part is in.
00:42:19
slimeballsteve
That's true.
00:42:20
Phantom Libtard
The cutscene, but it's like implied and not really like you, you don't actually see it like in the original game. And like. You could say like, you know, you know, it's you know, it's it's 2024 like we shouldn't show.
00:42:37
Phantom Libtard
Sexual assault or I mean, again, like you don't even really it's not really it's not even really the explicitly defined as sexual assault in in the in the original.
00:42:46
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's just him doing some weird fucking crazy shit.
00:42:49
Phantom Libtard
It's him torturing and thrusting his body again against against one of the mannequins or whatever. And, you know, but like there's
00:42:56
slimeballsteve
It's like the weird leggy characters.
00:42:57
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but there's there's context behind that. You know, there's there's reasons why Pyramid Head is is doing that.
00:43:01
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:43:03
Phantom Libtard
And that stuff is very important to to the main characters and and their backstories in the original game. So again, like. Probably like, you know, again, this may be nitpicky again, but like, I don't know.
00:43:15
Phantom Libtard
It's like it's like your favorite detail from from a movie if they remade it later. And the remake people were saying is good, but they left it out like, like, um I don't know, like.
00:43:27
Phantom Libtard
Maybe a good example, I can't even think of of something that. Something that they showed or didn't show, but like, I'm sure let the let me let the right one in American remake.
00:43:38
Phantom Libtard
A lot of people were saying that was a good remake. um But I mean, would you?
00:43:42
Brother Devon
Yeah, I think that really makes really well thought of. yeah
00:43:45
Phantom Libtard
It's well, yeah, like people say that it's good, but like, would you tell would you like if they I'm not sure I can't. It's been so long. I don't know and what they left out.
00:43:54
OZ CUMM
I like the original more, of course.
00:43:56
Phantom Libtard
I love the original. The original was one of my favorite movies ever, right?
00:43:58
OZ CUMM
I think a better movie, yeah.
00:44:00
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, for sure. And, you know.
00:44:01
OZ CUMM
yeah but There's no doubt in my mind for that one.
00:44:05
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but like a lot of people that, you know, may not be able to watch movies with subtitles, you know, like they may be like maybe let me in is a good movie for them, I guess.
00:44:18
OZ CUMM
Yeah, no, I get that.
00:44:19
Phantom Libtard
And that's what people are saying and like
00:44:21
OZ CUMM
I get it. I get that entirely.
00:44:22
Phantom Libtard
i I guess I kind of get it, but you know like um again, I'm going to side with Tim on this here. like maybe Maybe the original is just...
00:44:32
Phantom Libtard
you know I would try to push people towards watching the original let the right one in. even if you know I would tell them to get over there their fear.
00:44:40
slimeballsteve
i'm um'm i'm with I'm with you on that.
00:44:41
Phantom Libtard
you know
00:44:42
slimeballsteve
I think that's the thing, though, is because Konami hasn't given us a genuine actual version of the original. Like Resident Evil 4, we have a wealth of that original game, thankfully.
00:44:53
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, yeah.
00:44:57
Phantom Libtard
yeah Yeah, but Resident Evil 2, we didn't really.
00:44:57
slimeballsteve
um
00:45:00
slimeballsteve
Resident Evil 2, we didn't. And you are correct about that.
00:45:02
Phantom Libtard
So that like that's why that's why I like comparing this to Resident Evil 2 remake, because that was like like that was something that we that we needed as a as a modern gaming audience.
00:45:10
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:45:12
Phantom Libtard
And I would I would say like, I mean, of the snob in me that loves the original, I would I would tell people to play the the remake. I would say you still get the same. You still get the same shit out of the the remake.
00:45:23
Phantom Libtard
And it's easier to get into and and probably ah an easier game to play. And and you know you still get everything, even a little little bit extra with Mr.
00:45:34
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:45:34
Phantom Libtard
X. Again, like that's another thing. i don't know I hope there's stuff they add to to this remake to enhance the experience, kind of like they enhanced Mr.
00:45:45
slimeballsteve
There's definitely new puzzles and there's a lot of, um, there's a lot of like additional like situations.
00:45:45
Brother Devon
yeah Yeah Well, I mean like since things Since Tim's not playing it yeah
00:45:45
Phantom Libtard
X with Resident Evil 2.
00:45:50
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I guess we might not know. We might not know until we finish it, Steve.
00:45:53
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:45:53
Phantom Libtard
Steve, too. You know, like they they we don't know if they added stuff, but I don't know.
00:45:58
OZ CUMM
Well.
00:45:58
Phantom Libtard
He, fuck, he will. He opened the gate. He opened the gate with his face. So I'm.
00:46:02
slimeballsteve
My, my guy was, he was, he was, he was, he was holding his gun and doing something with his other hand. And when I ran to the door, he chest bumped it and I'm like, that's weird. That was weird.
00:46:13
Phantom Libtard
It's weird, right?
00:46:14
Brother Devon
yeah
00:46:14
slimeballsteve
It is weird.
00:46:14
Phantom Libtard
And like he doesn't have to he doesn't have to do a flip karate kick it open like Leon does, but like,
00:46:20
slimeballsteve
He does try to do some Leon stuff, which always makes me laugh.
00:46:20
Phantom Libtard
But like there's there but like that's the thing.
00:46:22
slimeballsteve
Like he jumps over counters and through windows and stuff.
00:46:26
Phantom Libtard
like you won't like You could play through Resident Evil 4 Remake. And Leon will actually push a door open with his arm. like He'll do that. He'll stop and do that. like um When you're playing The Last of Us, like Joel isn't just going to phase through Ellie if she's in his way when they're hiding behind stuff.
00:46:34
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:46:38
Brother Devon
No.
00:46:42
Brother Devon
Yeah. No.
00:46:43
Phantom Libtard
He's going to go kind of around her and like you know put his arm around her and then like you know move her a little bit.
00:46:48
Brother Devon
Maybe you're not playing the, maybe because it's not steam deck certified yet. So you're playing like a funky version, maybe with the console version, console version has, it pushes the door.
00:46:54
Phantom Libtard
Well, I'm playing on my PC.
00:46:56
slimeballsteve
it's definitely it's It's definitely not as optimized as I was hoping it would be. like It seems like there's a lot of areas where there's a bit of a stutter.
00:47:01
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, yeah, it stutters it startters a little bit. Yeah, it stutters a little bit.
00:47:04
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:47:05
Phantom Libtard
So I mean, maybe I'll wait for a patch.
00:47:07
slimeballsteve
like That's the thing.
00:47:08
Phantom Libtard
I don't know.
00:47:08
slimeballsteve
i'd like ah ah like I was kind of dreading it, um but ah it was pretty decent.
00:47:11
Phantom Libtard
I don't know how Resident Evil 4 was on PC.
00:47:15
slimeballsteve
There are moments of stutter, but those are like the sections where it's like loading the next section. So it's like kind of there no matter what.
00:47:19
Phantom Libtard
where there's like over What about when there's a lot of gonados on the screen? Like, would it be crazy to?
00:47:24
slimeballsteve
No, it's actually pretty smooth, actually pretty smooth. It's just the sections where it's like loading the next section, but it's trying to do it secretly.
00:47:29
Phantom Libtard
Because they my only my like my only actual like experience with PC Resident Evil 4 is watching speed runners. And there are times where they would pause and change the frame rate before throwing a grenade at a crowd of of, yeah, it was weird.
00:47:43
Brother Devon
god
00:47:45
slimeballsteve
That's wild that they...
00:47:46
Brother Devon
I'll be honest, I never want to be that point in a game.
00:47:50
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, it was like it's weird.
00:47:50
Brother Devon
I never want to be there.
00:47:51
Phantom Libtard
like you yeah it's And i was that that was kind of like i was like ah that's kind of stupid.
00:47:52
slimeballsteve
Change the frame rate.
00:47:55
Phantom Libtard
like Or they would like pause constantly. so that so that they could like you know funnel the the frames slower so that it didn't fuck up there their time or whatever.
00:48:03
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:48:06
Phantom Libtard
on I don't know.
00:48:07
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:48:07
slimeballsteve
ah there There are some definite interesting changes that I've noticed from playing the beginning of the original and the beginning of this like back to back.
00:48:07
Phantom Libtard
I don't know what it was.
00:48:14
slimeballsteve
I really like the attention to detail because like when you're going through Silent Hill, you pass by Silent Hill Ranch and it has the proper Silent Hill Ranch like font as opposed to to the comic stands that they tried to use.
00:48:15
Brother Devon
you
00:48:21
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:48:24
Brother Devon
Let's just say, yeah, let me see the college sands, dude.
00:48:25
Phantom Libtard
Right.
00:48:26
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:48:27
slimeballsteve
Uh, they have the road runner sign for like whatever the road runner was and I was like, oh, that's neat ah But then it changes up in the sense where like, you know Where like you kind of go under like that weird like overpass and you find the radio and that's where you get the two by four instead they make you start going like behind like houses and You go into like a building and you get the radio and a two by four and then you get a attacked
00:48:27
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:48:44
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:48:49
Phantom Libtard
And the claw ah clo ah white cloth stuff, I don't really remember that being a thing in the original either, and I might be wrong.
00:48:56
slimeballsteve
No, there's, there's a lot of like, you're like pulling off white cloths off things. And there's also like breakable walls where you like, you have to smash the wall.
00:49:03
Phantom Libtard
like that's the That's the hint. Like that's the hint that you can interact with an area as if there's a white cloth stuff around it. So um which is interesting. And I get it.
00:49:13
Phantom Libtard
They're making it, you know.
00:49:15
slimeballsteve
ah Yeah.
00:49:16
Phantom Libtard
They're making it like I guess like that could be that's a good change, I think, like that kind of thing.
00:49:19
slimeballsteve
That's them not splashing it with like yellow paint.
00:49:22
Phantom Libtard
Right. Or, you know, leaving you to fucking die alone, which is like the original with I mean, but again, like, you know, that's.
00:49:26
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:49:30
OZ CUMM
Isn't, isn't also the white cloth kind of symbolic too? Like that, I would imagine that has, yeah, some connections to like a medical sheet, like white sheets.
00:49:34
Phantom Libtard
Probably ah with Mary. Yeah, yeah. Right, for sure. Yeah, totally, totally.
00:49:41
OZ CUMM
You know what I mean?
00:49:42
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:49:43
OZ CUMM
So that's cool.
00:49:43
Phantom Libtard
So it's like that's cool. like No, i I like stuff like that. like Those are the kind of changes that I'm looking for.
00:49:49
OZ CUMM
Boom.
00:49:50
Phantom Libtard
It just felt like the the the um ah camera ah camera was like too too sensitive, I guess.
00:49:52
OZ CUMM
oh
00:49:58
slimeballsteve
This is a little floatier.
00:50:00
Phantom Libtard
It's floatier, yeah. and i
00:50:02
slimeballsteve
I'm curious if you got into like the the settings, if like you could like tighten it up, make it feel a little more.
00:50:06
Phantom Libtard
Maybe, I don't know. It could be a PC thing, Devin, too. I don't know.
00:50:09
Brother Devon
Could be. I don't know.
00:50:10
slimeballsteve
Like at the at the end of the day, like I'm going to say I'm pleasantly shocked. Uh, so far, like I haven't gotten like deep, deep. I just like met Maria for the first time and like, I'm, I'm running with her a little bit.
00:50:24
slimeballsteve
Um, and we just got to heaven's night for the first time.
00:50:25
Phantom Libtard
I'm curious. Do you know if you bump into her too much? like Is that going to affect the ending in the remake like it does in the original?
00:50:33
slimeballsteve
I hope so because that was, that was so cool when I found that out where it's like, if you just like walk with Maria and you make sure she's okay.
00:50:39
Phantom Libtard
She'll get mad, she'll get mad at you.
00:50:41
slimeballsteve
Like you get like a better ending and stuff like that.
00:50:43
Brother Devon
Oh, it's that it's to that level Yeah, okay, that's pretty that's awesome Yeah, they're like real kind of substantial enemies, right
00:50:46
slimeballsteve
Well, that's what Silent Hill two original was.
00:50:46
Phantom Libtard
That's how, that's how the original was. Yeah, if you, yeah, if you, if you, if you bumped into her too much, that means you like were kind of careless around her and they kind of, fuck they kind of fuck you.
00:50:48
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:50:55
slimeballsteve
And like the endings are, the endings aren't like, you know, fallout three endings were like, Oh, and then burpo talk to you.
00:50:55
Phantom Libtard
I was wondering.
00:50:58
Phantom Libtard
That's not, I didn't, that's one thing I didn't, that's actually one thing I didn't, that's one thing I didn't like about the original, because like,
00:51:00
slimeballsteve
Like, yeah.
00:51:06
Phantom Libtard
It's like, because sometimes like the game is like super hectic. Like imagine if, if Resident Evil 4 like fucked you over, if you, if you let Ashley get hurt too much, because she gets, she gets, she gets hurt a lot in the game.
00:51:10
slimeballsteve
have
00:51:14
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah, just by your way of shitty AI.
00:51:20
Phantom Libtard
Yeah. Like, um like, and then like, that's not something that you can like change later. You know, it's like something like, a little bit.
00:51:26
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:51:26
OZ CUMM
makes the game less fun too when you beat it and there's like
00:51:29
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:51:30
OZ CUMM
like ah
00:51:30
slimeballsteve
I think you can give her you can give her health stuff if I remember in the original I'm trying to remember
00:51:30
Phantom Libtard
I mean, again, I i don't, yeah, I don't think it, all I don't think it,
00:51:31
OZ CUMM
yeah
00:51:38
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I don't I don't I forget. I just know that if you bumped into too much, there was there was ramifications for that later. In the ending.
00:51:49
Brother Devon
Yeah. Well, since Tim's not playing it.
00:51:50
Phantom Libtard
But it's not like the ah that do that do shit and. um Which are called celestial do like you, Chris, like it's not like you can where you can you can get Maria to forgive you with celestial do like in Elden Ring.
00:51:58
OZ CUMM
Oh, where you can, you can undo shit.
00:52:04
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:05
Phantom Libtard
If you bumped into it too much, yeah, I don't think there's anything. I don't know if there's anything like that. Maybe there is. And I just didn't know about it before. But yeah, I don't know, man.
00:52:15
slimeballsteve
I mean, I think that's one of the endings.
00:52:15
Phantom Libtard
We'll see.
00:52:20
OZ CUMM
yeah
00:52:20
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, we'll see. But the the stuff that's ah stuff that's really stuff that's really cool is that it's
00:52:21
slimeballsteve
But there's also a silly ending where a dog is revealed to be running Silent Hill.
00:52:21
OZ CUMM
I remember. Which is. where you're going, Steve, right?
00:52:27
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:52:27
OZ CUMM
That's what you want.
00:52:28
slimeballsteve
You you can't get it until you beat it a second time, I believe.
00:52:31
OZ CUMM
Oh.
00:52:33
Brother Devon
it that's your first ending what the fuck is this escape
00:52:35
OZ CUMM
He wanted the dog ending first.
00:52:36
Phantom Libtard
and some The game's really pretty. like It looks really good. The atmosphere's good.
00:52:42
slimeballsteve
yeah
00:52:43
Phantom Libtard
they get they nail They got the fog down. They have the music down. But like that's low-hang fruit to me. you know like That's stuff that that is like standard. like That stuff should be.
00:52:54
Phantom Libtard
They should get that stuff right off the bat, because it's already there for you in the original. You just have to update it. you know So again, I haven't haven't played a lot of it, so we'll we'll see.
00:53:00
slimeballsteve
I think like, yeah.
00:53:04
slimeballsteve
Like saying this is an 88 is like kind of shocking to me because it's so, no, to me it should be, it probably should be lower in a sense where it's like, but like not much.
00:53:05
Phantom Libtard
but um
00:53:09
Phantom Libtard
You think it should be higher?
00:53:15
Phantom Libtard
And that's why I'm kind.
00:53:15
slimeballsteve
Like I would say like an 85 because they're doing a, yeah, unfortunately a lot of people gave it a lot of just like guff or, you know,
00:53:18
Phantom Libtard
Wasn't the original Silent Hill 2 around the 80s, 80s and stuff too?
00:53:26
Phantom Libtard
I mean, i remember I remember at the time, no, I remember at the time, well, yeah, I remember at the time that the the main complaint was that the the combat was too clunky or whatever.
00:53:26
OZ CUMM
combat.
00:53:26
Brother Devon
for being, for playing like, for playing like dog shit.
00:53:29
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:53:34
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's what I remember.
00:53:35
Phantom Libtard
But in my opinion, like that's part
00:53:35
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:53:37
Phantom Libtard
That's part of the game, though. like It should be like that.
00:53:39
OZ CUMM
Of course, of course.
00:53:40
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:53:40
Brother Devon
Well, listen, I like not like not to actually be serious about it.
00:53:40
Phantom Libtard
like it should It should be clunky. You're not a fucking Starz police officer.
00:53:46
Brother Devon
Like that is why I really did not play the Silent Hill games is because like I I always heard they played bad. So I was like, well, I don't like whatever. Oh, it's scary.
00:53:57
Brother Devon
Okay. But it plays like shit. So like, no, thank you.
00:54:01
OZ CUMM
guess that's part of it it's part of the fear like you not functioning correctly and your character fucking up sometimes it makes it every combat is just like feeling
00:54:01
Brother Devon
That was kind of why I really stayed away from it.
00:54:03
slimeballsteve
It's definitely more puzzle oriented.
00:54:03
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:54:10
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:54:11
Phantom Libtard
Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:17
Brother Devon
Yeah. And like, listen, I'm not saying like the games were impossible back then, but like, it just seemed like like I'm willing to deal with that now, you know, in the remake.
00:54:18
OZ CUMM
ah you
00:54:24
slimeballsteve
Hmm Well, like this is very Yes, because it was some pixley foggy
00:54:25
Phantom Libtard
But also, the the other good thing, one of the hard things, ah one of the really hard things about the original too was it's hard it was hard to read street signs because the graphic because the graphics ah graphics plus the fog like really make it hard to read street signs and then like
00:54:34
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, nothing nothing could be read.
00:54:41
Phantom Libtard
it's not It's also not as easily accessible, is if I remember correctly, to just look at your map. It wasn't like a thing that you could just bring up.
00:54:49
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I think you had to like hit the start menu, go down to map and pull it up.
00:54:52
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:54:52
slimeballsteve
And this one you just hit up on the D-pad.
00:54:53
Phantom Libtard
And this one, you just hit yeah you just hit a button. And like they you know like these are these are changes and updates that the game needs for people to be able to play.
00:54:56
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:55:02
Phantom Libtard
So like those are good thing and welcome changes. like I'm not i' not going full Tim. where Tim would be like, no, she thought should be possible to read and should be the graphics should be horrible.
00:55:12
Brother Devon
yeah
00:55:13
slimeballsteve
You know, here's ah here's another positive ah I'm gonna definitely give it, is it is very much old school in its navigation, where it is like, you have a map, we're not gonna give you a mini map or breadcrumbs.
00:55:13
Phantom Libtard
And you shouldn't.
00:55:25
slimeballsteve
Like, you have to find the building that is mentioned in this note that you found.
00:55:25
Phantom Libtard
Right.
00:55:31
Phantom Libtard
They still give you a ah ah place marker for where you are on the map, though, so that's.
00:55:33
slimeballsteve
On the map, yeah. And I do like that James takes out a pen and writes it down on the map. That is a neat little detail.
00:55:38
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, if Tim were here, he would say you shouldn't even be allowed to see where you are now. You should just be able to figure it out on your own.
00:55:45
slimeballsteve
I mean, tim Tim said, do it by memory, numb nuts. And I'm like, why are you calling me numb nuts?
00:55:51
Phantom Libtard
ah Another ah cool. OK, so here here, Devin, I'll give I'll give it a positive detail thing that I noticed as well.
00:55:54
Brother Devon
OK.
00:55:58
Phantom Libtard
When you bring up the map in a dark room, the map doesn't just come up and it's its own screen like it's still dark like you can't still can't see it like it's actually like your point.
00:56:06
Brother Devon
All right. Oh, that's pretty sick.
00:56:07
Phantom Libtard
It's actually like you're pulling it up. Yeah, that like yeah and that's the that's the word. That's the buzzword. like it needs to be we need The immersion has to be on point. And that's one of the things that was kind of cool.
00:56:18
OZ CUMM
Sure does.
00:56:20
Phantom Libtard
And again, that's a nitpicky immersion thing that I probably would not have even batted an eye at if it was if that that detail wasn't even there. But it's there. so And I noticed it.
00:56:31
Phantom Libtard
So you know here's a KitKat to Bloober Team for that.
00:56:31
OZ CUMM
That's pretty cool.
00:56:35
Brother Devon
so
00:56:35
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:56:35
Phantom Libtard
Good job, guys.
00:56:35
slimeballsteve
i meannna I'm gonna give you one nitpick though, and this nitpick is gonna, it's gonna dude, dude this one's gonna this one's gonna put me in a column, ah but I'm gonna immediately try and remove myself from that column, because it's it's the column that some people have been saying, but they're trying to make it specifically gendered, and I think it it is in both genders.
00:56:37
OZ CUMM
Oh, I want to take care.
00:56:38
Phantom Libtard
Oh no, here there we go.
00:56:39
Brother Devon
I'll give you the steamaterion I picked. Yeah, let's go.
00:56:47
OZ CUMM
You
00:56:55
slimeballsteve
I think some of the face actors they chose were were fatter than the bodies that they put them on.
00:57:01
OZ CUMM
but
00:57:01
Brother Devon
Wow. Wow.
00:57:02
slimeballsteve
And I'm gonna say, no, here's the thing.
00:57:02
Brother Devon
You're a piece of shit, dude. You're a piece of shit.
00:57:03
slimeballsteve
People people people have been saying that for Lara.
00:57:03
Brother Devon
You're a real piece of shit, dude.
00:57:06
Phantom Libtard
That's how Silent Hill is, Steve.
00:57:06
slimeballsteve
Lara's not as much a problem. my My problem is Eddie. They made Eddie, that's the problem though.
00:57:11
Brother Devon
Wait, Eddie the purposely fat character?
00:57:14
slimeballsteve
His body isn't fat.
00:57:16
Brother Devon
He's not?
00:57:16
slimeballsteve
They gave him Louis Anderson's face, but they made his body kind of like, kind of all right.
00:57:20
OZ CUMM
and
00:57:22
Brother Devon
How ripped is he?
00:57:22
slimeballsteve
He's kind of like, I'm gonna see i'm gonna see if I can find a picture of how Eddie looks.
00:57:23
OZ CUMM
he' like beck He's not Louie Anderson
00:57:24
Brother Devon
Is he ripped? He's got like a Joe Rogan TRT belly. We're like, what's he rocking?
00:57:29
OZ CUMM
e
00:57:31
Brother Devon
What's he got going on there? But yeah, wait, Eddie.
00:57:34
OZ CUMM
if they if they made him less fat that makes me feel bad because whatever he is now people are gonna assume that's fat
00:57:40
Phantom Libtard
He looks more fat.
00:57:41
slimeballsteve
Well, that's the thing, his his face, his face is fat.
00:57:42
Phantom Libtard
Or at least his face.
00:57:42
Brother Devon
Well, his face does look real fat.
00:57:43
Phantom Libtard
His face face looks more fat.
00:57:45
slimeballsteve
Yeah, but like the rest of the body is like, say he's got Louis Anderson's face for a body that's like kind of like normal average.
00:57:45
Phantom Libtard
yeah
00:57:51
Brother Devon
Hold on.
00:57:54
Phantom Libtard
Oh, and another thing. chris Steve, did you notice how perfect James' manicure is? like His nails on his hands are like insane.
00:58:02
slimeballsteve
Oh, his nails are immaculate.
00:58:06
Brother Devon
Wait.
00:58:06
Phantom Libtard
Even even supermodel.
00:58:06
slimeballsteve
Dude, he killed, John, he kills his wife with a pin-a-load, not a knife.
00:58:10
Phantom Libtard
He even supermodel Leon doesn't have nails as nice as James Sunderland.
00:58:13
Brother Devon
Wait, time out. So apparently there's a big argument about whether or not you see Eddie's ass crack in the remake. Do you see his ass crack in the remake?
00:58:22
Phantom Libtard
I don't know, I don't know, I didn't see him yet.
00:58:24
OZ CUMM
its You've been silent, yeah, you've been silent
00:58:26
Brother Devon
Steve, you need to answer this question.
00:58:26
slimeballsteve
you Wait, hold on, you see it when he's like throwing up in the toilet, right?
00:58:29
Phantom Libtard
We need answers, we need answers, we need answers.
00:58:31
Brother Devon
I don't, i you talk, I haven't played it.
00:58:32
slimeballsteve
Because that's the thing, I've seen that scene, and you know what, you don't.
00:58:37
Brother Devon
You know, Eddie in the original, and Eddie the original doesn't really look that fat.
00:58:38
OZ CUMM
Oh boy, here we go. Well, rescinding my purchase.
00:58:46
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry, Chris.
00:58:47
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:58:48
OZ CUMM
Refund coming out.
00:58:49
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:58:50
OZ CUMM
Perfect. Thanks, Steve.
00:58:51
Brother Devon
Well, ah yeah, three out of 10.
00:58:53
slimeballsteve
Anyway, again, just a nitpick. Just as just a silly little nitpick.
00:58:56
Brother Devon
Yeah. Well, listen, yeah. ah ah All I really know in terms of like why people are very impressed is because there's a podcast I listen to and one of the people on the podcast, she's like as hardcore about it as like 10 minutes, right?
00:59:10
Brother Devon
Like basically had all of the, yeah, it was easy allies.
00:59:10
OZ CUMM
This is the Hawk Toy Girls podcast, right?
00:59:11
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm. What podcast is this?
00:59:16
OZ CUMM
Easy hour.
00:59:16
slimeballsteve
Okay, yeah.
00:59:17
Brother Devon
Yeah, I think she she basically is with Tim, like all the concerns they were all there.
00:59:23
Phantom Libtard
Good for her.
00:59:23
Brother Devon
And she was like this. I'd give this like a nine or nine and a half. Like I fucking love this game.
00:59:28
Phantom Libtard
Oh, shit.
00:59:30
Brother Devon
She's like all of the things that I was concerned about. They fucking, you know, they think.
00:59:35
Phantom Libtard
So you're saying you're saying Tim should give it a shot.
00:59:38
Brother Devon
I do. Yeah, I think Tim should. But.
00:59:41
slimeballsteve
I think like that's the thing like there has been no point
00:59:43
Brother Devon
I just don't like that Tim is
00:59:44
Phantom Libtard
So is this is this different, OK, so here, oh, time out, time out, time out, time out.
00:59:47
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:59:47
Phantom Libtard
Is this the same? Tim refusing to play Silent Hill 2 Remake, is it the same as Chris refusing to play Wise of P? Or is it different?
00:59:56
OZ CUMM
No, that's a totally different game.
00:59:56
Brother Devon
e I think it's, it's different. Yeah, it's different.
00:59:59
OZ CUMM
What the fuck are you talking about?
01:00:00
Brother Devon
Although I, I do think Chris would like Y for Fevo.
01:00:00
Phantom Libtard
OK, so this would be like this would be like if Chris refused to play Bloodborne Remake.
01:00:06
OZ CUMM
No, no, no. but i mean Let me give you an example, John. If it be like if i if there were Star Hill 2, and there's another game that came out that was called Quiet Places 4, and you are a little Miriam Edman who murdered his wife.
01:00:14
Phantom Libtard
Quiet Mountain, Quiet Mountain 1.
01:00:21
OZ CUMM
like that like i I don't want to play that.
01:00:25
Phantom Libtard
Okay, okay, okay.
01:00:25
slimeballsteve
You're Pinocchio.
01:00:26
Phantom Libtard
That's fair. That's fair.
01:00:27
OZ CUMM
Oh, he murdered his wife, though. All right.
01:00:29
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:00:30
Phantom Libtard
Okay.
01:00:30
OZ CUMM
Sure.
01:00:31
Phantom Libtard
Okay.
01:00:31
OZ CUMM
I don't want to play that.
01:00:32
Phantom Libtard
Alright, that's fair, Chris.
01:00:33
Brother Devon
Yeah, wait, what would Chris's Silent Hill to be?
01:00:33
Phantom Libtard
That's fair.
01:00:34
OZ CUMM
Okay.
01:00:36
slimeballsteve
It would be if they did a Bloodborne remake, but if it was made by, I'm trying to think of like a, I would i would say Bethesda, if Bethesda took a crack at it.
01:00:40
Phantom Libtard
Bloober team.
01:00:41
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:00:42
OZ CUMM
Yeah, pretty much.
01:00:42
Brother Devon
Blooper team.
01:00:44
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:00:45
Phantom Libtard
Oh, god! The things that made us souls-like remakes.
01:00:49
Brother Devon
May by.
01:00:50
slimeballsteve
If they if they were given Bloodborne remake,
01:00:51
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you got it. You got it. You got it in one.
01:00:55
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:00:57
OZ CUMM
He got it in one.
01:00:57
Brother Devon
Why? Like why dude?
01:00:59
OZ CUMM
but Why's the first person?
01:01:00
Brother Devon
ah Why is there a skill tree?
01:01:01
slimeballsteve
but
01:01:01
OZ CUMM
Why's the first- I don't get it! Why does that make it better? You know, it's like, it's fantastic. It's one of the best horror games of the year.
01:01:08
Brother Devon
Yeah. Oh my God.
01:01:10
slimeballsteve
Like that is the thing. Like I think like the Bloober, the Bloober team tag, like being on this game is like a, is a warning mark. It is the red flag. So like people don't want to go further into it.
01:01:19
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:01:21
slimeballsteve
Like, you know, I talked previously about how the Blair Witch game was just a, Hey, have you ever had a pet die in your life? Well, guess what? We're going to make you go through that trauma because we don't understand psychological, like drama in stories.
01:01:34
Brother Devon
but like I do have kind of a take here because like what if I'm John Bloober, right?
01:01:38
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Bloop, yeah, Johnny Bloops.
01:01:41
Brother Devon
I'd be so fucking annoyed with these people because it's like No, because it's like, and I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying you isn't the the hardcore fans, right?
01:01:46
Phantom Libtard
I did this for you. I made this for you.
01:01:51
Brother Devon
Because like, yeah, these fucking people are like, do you think they get it? And it's like, yes. Yeah. i Listen, Silent Hill 2 is not some, un like, it's not so intelligent that no one can figure it out, right?
01:02:04
Brother Devon
It's, it's not as deep as we all think it is, right?
01:02:07
slimeballsteve
It's pretty deep.
01:02:07
Brother Devon
It's fucking not. No, dude, dude.
01:02:08
slimeballsteve
That is pretty deep.
01:02:09
Phantom Libtard
It's pretty it's pretty fucking deep, dude.
01:02:09
Brother Devon
Do wait wait no no, there's a guy going do you think they understand that the nurses are yes? Yes, they do You know why because there's been 200 people that made this fucking game and they're like this is the game We've been trying to make for years I'm pretty sure that some fucking guy on the team knows that you think it's the sexual repress Yes, dude.
01:02:28
Brother Devon
Yes, they get it somebody fucking gets it and If that was the ceiling if that was the thing they're like, I just don't think they're gonna understand it then like you've been looking at the wrong shit like what the concern was is can they make it playable can they make it modernized can they make it good yes and it seems like they did and then also add it like another 10 hours it fucking seemed like it because that was all the complaints I was hearing
01:02:48
slimeballsteve
Hm?
01:02:51
Phantom Libtard
yeah But is it is that the bare minimum though is that the bare minimum like do you do you want them? Like do you want like do you like do we want like do we want it to be? Just that or do we want it to be you know a little bit a little bit better?
01:03:02
Brother Devon
Well, it sounds like this isn't just that sounds like they've what's what's it what's the original runtime like seven hours?
01:03:05
Phantom Libtard
right right right, but You can get 20 you can get 20 hours from the original
01:03:08
Brother Devon
And this is like a 20-hour game something like that. I don't know but It's just more fleshed out, right
01:03:12
slimeballsteve
you from from what ah From what I have played, it seems like a lot of that is so far. You know, I don't want to talk out of my ass.
01:03:20
Phantom Libtard
Puzzles is a puzzle.
01:03:21
slimeballsteve
It seems like it's a lot of new puzzles, which is super cool. ah It seems like there's a lot of like, you know, you're you're you can like break through walls. So, you know, you're like taking swings at walls at certain points and like, you know, that's buying time.
01:03:34
Brother Devon
You took swings, bro.
01:03:36
slimeballsteve
um No, like that's the thing.
01:03:38
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:03:38
slimeballsteve
There's definitely like a lot of like added little moments and stuff like that in that sense, but I haven't seen anything straying from the dialogue. I know there's like new dialogue moments in the game. um like There is a part where...
01:03:49
Brother Devon
and I get it. Blair Witch had a stupid dog plot and and, you know, like it's hand fisted, but it's like the blueprints there, dude, like they know how to read.
01:03:50
slimeballsteve
like that's That's the thing. like right Right now, it does seem like they are following the blueprint and they are not blubing too much into it.
01:04:06
OZ CUMM
I'm going to tell you something. Names, names are important. Names of companies are important. When you call yourself bluebird team, you call, I'm serious. No, as I'm aesthetics are important.
01:04:16
slimeballsteve
No, um I agree, I agree with you.
01:04:19
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:04:20
OZ CUMM
and People attend to assume things that are not necessarily true.
01:04:20
slimeballsteve
o
01:04:24
OZ CUMM
And I just, it's a rough name for such a dark rear, dreary game.
01:04:28
Brother Devon
What if they were called blooper team? Would that be better?
01:04:31
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:04:31
OZ CUMM
Bluder.
01:04:32
Brother Devon
No blooper or Bluto, the villain in has problem tim was a hundred percent.
01:04:35
Phantom Libtard
No, because do you think you think I was, do you think we were, Devon, do you think we were like kind of, do you think we were?
01:04:36
slimeballsteve
Oh, from Popeye.
01:04:37
OZ CUMM
Maybe. It's better.
01:04:43
Brother Devon
Yes.
01:04:44
Phantom Libtard
Do you think we were like to to cautious, though, about the resident before we made because we were cautious about them remaking it?
01:04:45
Brother Devon
I don't know about you.
01:04:51
OZ CUMM
I guess after two, yeah, maybe a bit.
01:04:53
Brother Devon
No, because there was there was a lot of comfort there with how well they did even one remake and then two remake.
01:04:59
Phantom Libtard
I mean, we flat out said if if robot Salazar wasn't in the game, then it would be a complete failure, a colossal failure.
01:05:03
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:05:05
Phantom Libtard
And he was like differently.
01:05:05
Brother Devon
Yeah, but like you didn't really mean that though. I don't think you meant.
01:05:09
Phantom Libtard
I did.
01:05:11
OZ CUMM
yeah Well...
01:05:11
Brother Devon
Listen, listen. All right.
01:05:12
Phantom Libtard
That's why I was glad that he was in it, but even like they they were able to know they were able to put him in, put robot cells are in there, but like in a very.
01:05:14
Brother Devon
Okay. Well, I'll
01:05:20
Brother Devon
Listen, I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you a really, a perfect example of what I'm talking about when I'm like, we need to like focus on the, like, remember when it was like, Oh, here's footage of like the Dodge mechanic in Silent Hill being tested and then somebody on Twitter.
01:05:35
Brother Devon
And then like, I think John, you like repost it and you're like, Tim, look at this shit. And it was like, and it was like, bro, it's a, no, I know, I know, I know.
01:05:40
Phantom Libtard
I was casino too.
01:05:43
Brother Devon
But I'm like that legit, Tim is like, there shouldn't be a fucking Dodge in like, they're ruining the game.
01:05:47
Phantom Libtard
He's right, though. There really shouldn't be something like that in the game.
01:05:48
Brother Devon
Come on, man.
01:05:49
slimeballsteve
i'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie, I did do a boss fight today where I dodged under the giant knife.
01:05:50
Brother Devon
Come on.
01:05:55
slimeballsteve
And I i was like, oh, that's badass. And I was like, I shouldn't feel like a badass. I shouldn't feel like a badass.
01:05:59
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, that's yeah, it shouldn't that shouldn't be in the game like ah Tim.
01:06:01
Brother Devon
You shouldn't be counting iframes. Is that a?
01:06:03
Phantom Libtard
No, but tim Tim's right, though, like stuff like that really shouldn't be in the game. You should just take the fucking hit.
01:06:07
Brother Devon
I don't know. Yeah?
01:06:09
Phantom Libtard
You should take the hit. Yeah. Why? Why do you have a dodge mechanic in the game? Like it makes sense for Leon to have something like that, which he
01:06:16
Brother Devon
I don't think it's because it's modern.
01:06:16
slimeballsteve
I have, I have been playing it. I have been playing it like it's ah a Resident Evil game though, where it's like I shoot them in the knee, they fall down and then I beat them.
01:06:23
Phantom Libtard
You're playing like the president hired, sent you alone to go save his daughter.
01:06:26
slimeballsteve
um I'm playing pretty efficiently now. Like that's the thing. Like the first few battles, I was like, I'm messy, but now I can.
01:06:29
Phantom Libtard
send you to He sent you to go commit genocide and in a rural town in Spain to go get his daughter back.
01:06:34
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:06:36
Phantom Libtard
That's how you're playing it.
01:06:36
slimeballsteve
But like that's the that's the thing, i like I am very much enjoying my time with this. like I know Silent Hill 2 is a game that came out in 2001 and it was further beyond anything we had played at that point in terms of like like plot and narrative um and an atmosphere.
01:06:54
Phantom Libtard
narrative and themes atmosphere like that yeah when i when i first played that game i was like i didn't know you could you would like it's okay to do stuff like this in a game like i was like that's this is weird i'm like oh super mario 64 is my favorite game of all time and then you play silo too and you're just like oh my god like this is dark dude this is some dark shit
01:07:08
slimeballsteve
Right, like at that point, like what are what other games came out in 2001?
01:07:14
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:07:14
slimeballsteve
2001 games.
01:07:19
slimeballsteve
I mean, to be fair, that was the same year Twisted Metal Black came out, so you know maybe I need to bite my tongue.
01:07:19
Brother Devon
yeah
01:07:22
OZ CUMM
Ooh, dude.
01:07:24
Phantom Libtard
And the only, reason I think the only reason I played, I mean, Tim sold, Tim sold me Silent Hill 2.
01:07:24
OZ CUMM
Bite your fucking tongue. Bite your fucking tongue. Dark.
01:07:30
Phantom Libtard
But one of the main reasons I even wanted to play it is because my mom got me an Xbox for Christmas that year and there were no games for Xbox.
01:07:39
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:07:39
Phantom Libtard
So I needed a game to play because, you know, I beat Halo and the other game I have is like Project Gotham Racing or something. And the Silent Hill 2 Restless Dreams was out. So I was like, yeah, this this looks like Resident Evil, so I'll play this.
01:07:49
OZ CUMM
Steve, I don't only know if you remember a certain character of Trisville Black by the name Mr.
01:07:52
slimeballsteve
Dude, dude, dude.
01:07:54
OZ CUMM
Grimm, but he was a he was a fucking cannibal.
01:07:56
Brother Devon
Oh, you mean the cannibal?
01:07:59
OZ CUMM
All right.
01:07:59
Brother Devon
Well, he had to.
01:08:00
OZ CUMM
That's dark.
01:08:00
Brother Devon
He had to eat he had to eat his his his military mates.
01:08:03
OZ CUMM
It's dark. It's a dark shit.
01:08:06
slimeballsteve
That's pretty dark.
01:08:07
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:08:07
OZ CUMM
Oh, Trisville Black.
01:08:08
Brother Devon
You know, the real winner hears me because I pick Silent Hill 2 remake in my fantasy critic.
01:08:09
OZ CUMM
All right. Does that clench you? Are you?
01:08:16
Brother Devon
Dude, it if I don't win this, it's a it's of Donald Trump fucking fix.
01:08:19
slimeballsteve
I might, I might say something.
01:08:20
Brother Devon
That's what happens. There will be a January 6th if I don't win.
01:08:21
slimeballsteve
Devin, Devin might be a reverse Stinn where like, you know, when Stinn buys a shirt and the game immediately sucks. If Devin picks something for his fantasy team, it will somehow get near 90 scores.
01:08:31
OZ CUMM
Mmm It's he's he's got the touch goal he's got the Midas touch Midas
01:08:37
Phantom Libtard
oh Yeah, what do we call the Midas touch yeah, we call that the Midas touch
01:08:39
Brother Devon
Yeah. Hey, man.
01:08:41
OZ CUMM
touch You know what Devon
01:08:41
slimeballsteve
Astrobot 95.
01:08:43
Brother Devon
Yeah. I knew that was going to be good though. At 95 is like a dream.
01:08:48
slimeballsteve
I knew it was gonna be good but 95, come on, 95?
01:08:49
Brother Devon
Yeah. sound hill to remake I was like.
01:08:51
slimeballsteve
Better than Tekken?
01:08:52
Brother Devon
like
01:08:53
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, Devin or Steve, are we going to get a crew a crew cat video solace versus soul?
01:08:53
slimeballsteve
Whaaat?
01:08:53
Brother Devon
but
01:08:59
Phantom Libtard
Remake or a soulless remake versus sold original?
01:09:01
slimeballsteve
Dude, Krope, Kropecat got buuuuucked when he made the friends evil one.
01:09:05
Phantom Libtard
He got yeah, he got he got roasted. He got roasted for that shit.
01:09:07
slimeballsteve
I think he, I think he's too scared, he's too scared.
01:09:10
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, he won't do it now.
01:09:12
Brother Devon
I mean, there was a point where that dude was like posting once every like six months.
01:09:17
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:09:17
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, and then he probably got death threats over resume before.
01:09:18
Brother Devon
I hope that I hope that person found a successful job because clearly they don't need to be posting.
01:09:21
slimeballsteve
Like, that's the thing.
01:09:23
Brother Devon
like
01:09:23
slimeballsteve
That's the thing, I will admit. A lot of those videos I were i was very much entertained by, ah but then it got to the point where, you know, certain games like Resident Evil 4's remake specifically, that was like extremely nitpicky stuff.
01:09:34
slimeballsteve
In a game that was like but phenomenal to be like, hmm, the grass doesn't bend when I put my foot on it here. You'd be like, ah, fuck off. Like, come on, just have fun with it. um
01:09:46
Brother Devon
How do you like James?
01:09:46
OZ CUMM
huh?
01:09:48
Phantom Libtard
But have you seen that video, Chris?
01:09:50
slimeballsteve
i mean you're not supposed to
01:09:50
OZ CUMM
No, no, I I've not watched I don't even know who that
01:09:51
slimeballsteve
but
01:09:53
Phantom Libtard
It's ah you might agree with. So I mean, I agreed with some of it. Like, but I think the the fact that the fact that he made it was in in ah in poor taste. Because he he just did side like almost side by side comparisons of areas showing areas and cut scenes from the original Resident Evil 4 to the remake and trying to make the point without there's no like dialogue behind.
01:10:15
slimeballsteve
I mean, you're not supposed to.
01:10:17
Phantom Libtard
It's just showing them. like dialogueless and you you know, his point that he's trying to make is that the that the remake doesn't have like is soulless compared to the original.
01:10:28
Phantom Libtard
And I mean, some of it, you know, like.
01:10:29
OZ CUMM
and If that if that's kind of just the tech tech thing that he's talking about like a technological thing because I think Sure
01:10:37
Phantom Libtard
I mean, some, yeah, it's a lot of it, I think, has to do with like atmosphere and sound, because there is like there's kind of like a white noise in the in the background of the original version before.
01:10:48
Phantom Libtard
Uh, that's kind of like, that's cool. Like it's like, uh, it's like listening to a vinyl record or something. Like, you know, it's, it's just there. It doesn't really, this, this purpose that it serves is that it's there.
01:11:00
Phantom Libtard
It's a white noise and you know, it's, it adds to the atmosphere of the game and that stuff's kind of taken out in the remake.
01:11:06
OZ CUMM
like That's so silly to the fun is a criticism.
01:11:08
Phantom Libtard
But it's, it's silly, right?
01:11:10
OZ CUMM
I don't know I think I Like to transformers originally with cartoon because it was poorly animated.
01:11:11
Phantom Libtard
I like them. That's like the main, that's what I, that's what I took from the, the, the main takeaway from it. Well, like, you know,
01:11:21
Phantom Libtard
That sound was superior.
01:11:23
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I whole point
01:11:23
Phantom Libtard
Superior.
01:11:24
slimeballsteve
Do you have to glue that record together, John?
01:11:24
Brother Devon
i mean
01:11:28
Phantom Libtard
Let me see.
01:11:28
slimeballsteve
To get a key?
01:11:33
slimeballsteve
That's like the weirdly the first puzzle you come across and it's like ah very much intricate. You get the jukebox, you get to the jukebox that gives you a record that's broken. You have to take the broken record to the music store.
01:11:46
OZ CUMM
gets vinyl glue.
01:11:47
slimeballsteve
You have to get the other side of the record, get vinyl glue, glue them together, go back.
01:11:52
Brother Devon
All right, Ian.
01:11:52
slimeballsteve
and then you have to go to and another place, get a button for the jukebox, and then you put that all into the jukebox, and then you play that record and it spits out a key.
01:12:02
OZ CUMM
Yeah, sounds like someone held two to me.
01:12:04
slimeballsteve
it No, that's the thing, it is, it kinda is.
01:12:05
OZ CUMM
yeah That sounds about right, dog.
01:12:07
slimeballsteve
Like that era of gaming, I'm like, oh yeah, I remember these like wild ass puzzles. And I think, I think I, Silent Hill might have a more, it has a ah harder exterior to crack in if it's like trying to, yeah.
01:12:22
OZ CUMM
It's esoteric. The puzzles are really esoteric.
01:12:24
slimeballsteve
i I think the fan base is like, especially like very protective of it because like, you know, those, those first three games are, you know, they're cemented for that fandom.
01:12:36
slimeballsteve
Like they they exist and like Resident Evil kind of the same thing, but it also had four, it had Code Veronica two, like it had good games along the line, but Silent Hill kind of like stopped at like three, four was like kind of like the like black sheep of that original one.
01:12:49
OZ CUMM
Well, I think I think Resident Evil 4 got more mainstream, like it got more approachable as as a series because I think it got more action oriented, which I think makes it, ah you know.
01:12:55
slimeballsteve
yes yeah
01:13:02
Phantom Libtard
yeah and that Yeah, that's the other thing that translate like that allows that game to be translated better to the modern audience just because just because it's and it adds replay value.
01:13:09
OZ CUMM
Definitely, definitely.
01:13:13
Phantom Libtard
Can you imagine a new game plus Silent Hill 2?
01:13:14
OZ CUMM
100%. No.
01:13:16
Phantom Libtard
That doesn't really make any sense. You don't even know what that's going to even be.
01:13:18
OZ CUMM
I don't even know what that, like I honestly, no, no, it makes, it makes as much sense as the Last of Us Part II new game plus.
01:13:21
slimeballsteve
yeah.
01:13:22
Phantom Libtard
like It doesn't make any sense.
01:13:26
OZ CUMM
Like I would never fucking put myself in that shit again. Like that is brutal and sad. I don't like, I don't, never, I understood playing it and getting achievements and stuff, but I, man, I couldn't do that.
01:13:32
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, it's like yeah.
01:13:38
Phantom Libtard
Now that yeah, that game is like that's off.
01:13:40
slimeballsteve
That's not you get the dog ending, guys.
01:13:42
OZ CUMM
I don't want the dog ending.
01:13:43
Brother Devon
Oh, the bear ending there where he doesn't die.
01:13:44
slimeballsteve
Oh, you you want the dog ending.
01:13:47
OZ CUMM
I'm not playing through that trauma again. That was fucking but one time's enough.
01:13:51
Brother Devon
Wait, so let me ah let me ask a very important question. Is it scary?
01:13:56
slimeballsteve
ah I mean, there were moments where.
01:13:58
Phantom Libtard
I don't get scared, I don't get scared playing these games.
01:14:00
slimeballsteve
I jumped like there's like an enemy who will just be like hiding and then it'll just like come up and like grab you and start kicking you in the face and you're like, what the hell?
01:14:10
Brother Devon
All right.
01:14:10
slimeballsteve
God damn it.
01:14:11
Brother Devon
All right.
01:14:11
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I don't get really so like it's not like Silent Hill is like scary to me. It's more like it's like hereditary or it's like things in the game will just like alert rent free in my head and it would creep me out.
01:14:24
Brother Devon
Right.
01:14:25
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:14:26
Phantom Libtard
It's not like, you know, like it's like that kind of creepy.
01:14:29
OZ CUMM
That's exactly how I feel about it.
01:14:29
Phantom Libtard
It's not.
01:14:30
slimeballsteve
that that might be That might be the thing, though, with Silent Hill, because it's like the Silent Hill games were effective back in the day because like we hadn't seen anything like it.
01:14:31
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:14:37
slimeballsteve
and Now that we've had like 20, 30 years plus...
01:14:38
Phantom Libtard
Right. Yeah, now we're fuck. Yeah, I'm like fucking. ah We played the fucking Dick Brothers game. What's the name of that game?
01:14:44
slimeballsteve
Yeah, dude, the Outlast!
01:14:45
Phantom Libtard
What is? Yeah, Outlast. We played Outlast.
01:14:47
slimeballsteve
but
01:14:48
Phantom Libtard
All right, bro. Like we saw the Dick Brothers. We're good now. Now, but like there's ah I mean, like there's, you know. home Like even playing Resident Evil games, I don't really get scared anymore.
01:14:56
Brother Devon
All right.
01:15:00
Brother Devon
Yeah, I guess. Well, it's like because I guess because it's like a PS plus game this month, but.
01:15:05
Phantom Libtard
If Fatal Frame 3 or Fatal Frame 2 gets gets remade. i'll I'll be scared playing that game that the only games that I actually actually been scared playing or are that game and like amnesia that what is it the Dark Descent?
01:15:12
Brother Devon
Yeah. All right now.
01:15:20
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:15:20
Brother Devon
OK.
01:15:21
Phantom Libtard
And then like this, have you guys ever played the seventh guest for the computer?
01:15:21
slimeballsteve
Good dark descent. That was the first one.
01:15:22
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:15:22
slimeballsteve
I think they have like three now.
01:15:27
slimeballsteve
I remember the seventh guest. That was the one that did like the Edgar Allen pose stories, right?
01:15:29
Brother Devon
Never played it by, a yeah.
01:15:30
Phantom Libtard
Wait.
01:15:31
slimeballsteve
Or something.
01:15:32
Phantom Libtard
Chris, have you ever played the seventh guest?
01:15:34
OZ CUMM
No.
01:15:35
Phantom Libtard
Have you ever even heard of it?
01:15:35
OZ CUMM
Never. No.
01:15:37
Phantom Libtard
Oh, man, you know, we should do we should we should we can we play?
01:15:38
OZ CUMM
Not at all.
01:15:42
Phantom Libtard
that Playable on anything that game that game used to they stick games to scare the fuck out of me Oh, there's a VR.
01:15:43
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it's probably on GOG.
01:15:45
Brother Devon
It's definitely on PC, right?
01:15:48
slimeballsteve
There was the seventh guest and then they did the sequel the eleventh hour.
01:15:48
Brother Devon
Yeah, no, there's so there's a 25th anniversary, but there's a 7th guest, the 25th anniversary edition, there's $10. And that has to be,
01:15:57
Phantom Libtard
Oh god, there's a VR version of this. No, I'll just throw up everywhere It kind of is but like I don't remember like I just remember being really scared playing it before I
01:16:01
OZ CUMM
To be honest, it kind of sounds like a point and click adventure of some sort.
01:16:09
OZ CUMM
You know what I did play I did play that slumber party game for the Sega CD Creepy octave
01:16:09
Brother Devon
Yeah, this came out in 2019, so.
01:16:15
Brother Devon
Oh.
01:16:16
slimeballsteve
Oh, um, what is it?
01:16:18
Brother Devon
The one where there was boobs in it.
01:16:20
slimeballsteve
Dude, this is on the PS5.
01:16:23
Brother Devon
What, so I guess.
01:16:23
slimeballsteve
The seventh guest?
01:16:23
Phantom Libtard
What, 7th guest?
01:16:24
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:16:24
Phantom Libtard
We should, we should get together and play it.
01:16:26
Brother Devon
All right, I'm down.
01:16:27
Phantom Libtard
One night, since it's this creepy October.
01:16:29
Brother Devon
Yeah, listen, I will say this like the the Dead Space remake still still scared me a lot.
01:16:34
Phantom Libtard
Oh yeah, you know what, Dead Space, Dead Space, the original Dead Space, I, I couldn't, that game fucked me up, man.
01:16:40
slimeballsteve
Dude, that intro.
01:16:40
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that remake, that remake didn't change much, but it was still as effective as the original.
01:16:41
Phantom Libtard
No, that game, yeah, that game fucked me up.
01:16:45
Brother Devon
Yeah, that remake rules, dude.
01:16:45
Phantom Libtard
Dude.
01:16:47
slimeballsteve
but if That remake got fucked by Resident Evil 4 though.
01:16:47
OZ CUMM
It's great.
01:16:48
Phantom Libtard
There's net.
01:16:50
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it did.
01:16:50
Phantom Libtard
Man, there's that fucking part where the f-
01:16:51
OZ CUMM
Yes, it did. Like, it's ah it's like a shot-for-shot remake, but man, it's still great. Like, the game
The Seventh Guest & VR
01:16:57
OZ CUMM
still fucking robs.
01:16:57
Phantom Libtard
Nah, that- yeah, the original game- that space fucked me up.
01:16:57
Brother Devon
Well, the thing is, is, yeah, the sound design in that game is so good. Like, yeah, you play that game with headphones, dude, you're freaking out.
01:17:02
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it sure is.
01:17:05
OZ CUMM
Whenever the alarm system goes off, and you're like in quarantine while everything's attacking you, it's terrifying.
01:17:08
Brother Devon
Mm hmm.
01:17:11
Brother Devon
Yeah. And that weird fucking hunter thing, the you know, the the what's the term called the pursuit enemy?
01:17:13
OZ CUMM
It's funny.
01:17:18
Brother Devon
Like, but I think shows up.
01:17:19
OZ CUMM
Yeah. That thing that's always coming at you.
01:17:21
Brother Devon
I'm like, I hate this. I fucking hate this guy. I hate this game.
01:17:23
OZ CUMM
And you got, you can like slow him down, but he's like still, yeah, that game, that game rocked.
01:17:25
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:17:28
OZ CUMM
I love playing it.
01:17:29
Phantom Libtard
Well, yeah, this can't 7th guess came out for ps5 last year, is it a VR game?
01:17:30
OZ CUMM
I mean, Nick was great.
01:17:32
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:17:34
Phantom Libtard
though Yeah, this is a VR game Steve It's called the 7th guess VR For ps5
01:17:35
Brother Devon
Is it VR only, though?
01:17:36
slimeballsteve
Oh, is it?
01:17:39
Brother Devon
Because you could play the seven guests on switch, dude.
01:17:40
slimeballsteve
No, I found another one. That was just the normal one. Yeah, I'll send the link in the Shotalk channel.
01:17:48
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, and then we'll just buy we'll just buy it on.
01:17:49
Brother Devon
Is it like.
01:17:51
Phantom Libtard
We'll just I'll just buy it on Chris's account and then we'll play it his house.
01:17:52
Brother Devon
Now, dude, I'm going to get a I'm going to get a CD. I'm going to get the CDI, dude, sorry.
01:17:56
OZ CUMM
Well, that would require my PS5 working on my TV.
01:17:59
Phantom Libtard
Oh, no, it's broken again.
01:18:01
OZ CUMM
Well, no, it doesn't work on my big TV anymore.
01:18:04
Phantom Libtard
It still doesn't work.
01:18:04
Brother Devon
It's still.
01:18:04
Phantom Libtard
you Oh, you haven't you haven't tried.
01:18:05
Brother Devon
Oh, man.
01:18:06
OZ CUMM
you know I haven't actually tried plugging it in. It might work again, I would hope.
01:18:11
Phantom Libtard
But you're but are you afraid that if you fuck with it now, they will never work again?
01:18:13
OZ CUMM
nine and Maybe I'm going to give it a shot.
01:18:17
Phantom Libtard
Or you know what? Is it out for Steam, Steve?
01:18:20
slimeballsteve
Yes, yes.
01:18:21
Phantom Libtard
Well, then I'll just get it for for Steam and then bring my Steam Deck wherever we go, and then we can play it.
01:18:26
Brother Devon
wherever we go.
01:18:27
slimeballsteve
It's on Steam, it's on Switch.
01:18:30
Phantom Libtard
Because I could just bring the my Steam Deck dock.
01:18:30
Brother Devon
All right.
01:18:30
slimeballsteve
Looks like it's on a lot of things.
01:18:30
OZ CUMM
i good I'll get this fucking thing working.
01:18:34
slimeballsteve
I swear, one drill, good Upper Deckers, dude.
01:18:36
OZ CUMM
Beat this motherfucker in into submission.
01:18:37
Brother Devon
No, no, Chris, you and I have to buy steam decks first so we can be a part of the crew.
01:18:40
OZ CUMM
Oh!
01:18:42
Phantom Libtard
Seventh guess.
01:18:43
OZ CUMM
but I'm on my game gear?
01:18:44
Brother Devon
Oh, no, we need we need to have we need to have friends that just gift us steam decks.
01:18:49
OZ CUMM
yeah What the fuck is that?
01:18:50
Brother Devon
That's that's what we need, guys.
01:18:52
OZ CUMM
What world is that?
01:18:53
Brother Devon
Well, listen, it's yeah.
01:18:54
Phantom Libtard
Oh, yeah. this Oh, man, it's only three dollars. It's twenty one dollars.
01:18:57
Brother Devon
Well, it sounds like Silent Hill to rules.
01:18:57
Phantom Libtard
Oh, this is like this is the original.
01:19:01
Phantom Libtard
Looks like the original.
01:19:02
Brother Devon
Oh, dude.
01:19:04
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, like we got you got to like solve puzzles and stuff in this and it's like it's kind of it does. I guess it is kind of like a point and click game.
01:19:13
Brother Devon
But is it's it's scary, John?
01:19:15
Phantom Libtard
Listen, man. I used to be really scared of this game when I was when I was younger, so I don't know.
01:19:20
Brother Devon
OK.
01:19:21
Phantom Libtard
I don't know if it's still scary since we're all decent.
01:19:23
Brother Devon
Like that Doug funny episode.
01:19:24
Phantom Libtard
This is before this is before I watched the Midsommar, so I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know.
01:19:31
OZ CUMM
You weren't truly terrified Yeah long legs hereditary all the I mean i'm I'm so desensitized at this point like nothing Well um guys I would like to talk about since we're talking about spooky shit or and No, not the penguin night.
01:19:32
Phantom Libtard
This is pretty long legs, so I mean.
01:19:37
Brother Devon
good
01:19:37
Phantom Libtard
I don't know what is.
01:19:37
slimeballsteve
You go back and you're like, oh man.
01:19:41
Brother Devon
not well not while
01:19:42
Phantom Libtard
I think it'd be fun for us to play a game like this together, though, so maybe we should do that one night.
01:19:45
Brother Devon
yeah
01:19:51
Phantom Libtard
Penguin
01:19:53
OZ CUMM
I'm gonna I want to talk about something much worse.
Reviewing Adaptations: Salem's Lot & More
01:19:56
Brother Devon
o
01:19:56
OZ CUMM
And that is the Salem lot, Salem slot adaptation that just came out on max.
01:20:00
Phantom Libtard
I'm hearing I'm hearing bad things about this Chris
01:20:01
slimeballsteve
Oh.
01:20:01
Brother Devon
chris Chris, can I tell you one thing as you get started?
01:20:04
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:20:05
Brother Devon
I'm on day three of trying to watch this movie.
01:20:07
OZ CUMM
This moves direct to max.
01:20:08
slimeballsteve
Direct to Max, right?
01:20:08
Brother Devon
Day three. Yeah, direct to Max. Granted, I kept falling asleep, not only because it's very bad and not good, but I, you know, other factors, but still, uh, the first 10 seconds of this movie, I was like, is this, a are they just watching like a spoofy movie?
01:20:22
OZ CUMM
It's not good.
01:20:29
Brother Devon
Like what is this? Because that fucking actors has that terrible accent.
01:20:34
OZ CUMM
as bad. I think sometimes what what we learn from let's say the it part two, what we learned from maximum overdrive, what we learned from this this movie in particular is sometimes you have to massage Stephen King's dialogue a bit
01:20:55
Phantom Libtard
Thank you.
01:20:57
OZ CUMM
You kind of like know what is yeah absolute dogshit dialogue and what isn't in his in his books Because a lot of people don't seem to understand that and there's a lot of hero warship For for Stephen King and I get it.
01:20:59
Brother Devon
Uh,
01:21:05
Brother Devon
yeah.
01:21:11
OZ CUMM
I think he when he wants to be is a really fantastic writer But he's always struggled with dialogue And I think the smart adaptations of his work massage that part in particular and make it better.
01:21:28
OZ CUMM
That's only one of the problems of this movie. The other is, hey, the acting is is quite bad too, on top of all of that.
01:21:37
Brother Devon
yeah
01:21:40
OZ CUMM
And I also feel it' it's just, it feels like it's been gutted. Like edited wise, like I feel like there's, they're missing at least another hour of this movie somewhere where it makes sense.
01:21:51
Brother Devon
Yes How do you feel about the book have you read the book Okay, so you you you think the books are real solid
01:21:54
OZ CUMM
And it yeah, I love the book. And well, you see, I love the book and the spirit of the book is way better served in like midnight mass, you know?
01:22:09
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah.
01:22:11
OZ CUMM
It's a it's what it should it's what it should be because the book yeah, of course the main character is the writer and the priest and the the surviving group, but The main character of the book is every character in the town You know you get to learn about everyone you get to learn about a little little love triangles all the little dramas that are going around in the town and then The vampires come along and and it gets corrupted
01:22:11
Brother Devon
Like, unfortunately.
01:22:24
Brother Devon
Mm hmm.
01:22:38
OZ CUMM
know everything gets all the little stories the end is always really dark and crazy because they turn in the vampires you can't do that in a movie it's not you it needs to be done in a limited series where you make you have all these little cool little side characters and and things and that's what midnight bass did so well you know and
01:22:59
Brother Devon
Yeah, there's one scene of the so far I've watched, which I did think was at least shot pretty cool, which is where ah the two kids are walking in the forest and you just see the silhouettes.
01:23:13
OZ CUMM
I think there's some really interesting cuts and shots. Like I know if you saw that, but there was that one of the business card and it dissolved into a ah staircase.
01:23:16
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:23:23
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's like. I don't know. It seems almost like an editing showpiece in a way, but like, yeah.
01:23:31
OZ CUMM
Yeah, there's some interesting creativity in it.
01:23:34
Brother Devon
Like Ben Mears, the main character is so boring.
01:23:37
OZ CUMM
He's terrible.
01:23:38
Brother Devon
Like, yeah, Lewis Pullman, dude, Bill Pullman's kid, not.
01:23:38
OZ CUMM
He's got awful.
01:23:42
OZ CUMM
He's got awful. The cat father Callahan is just such a Poorly represented character like he he should look way worse like he should look like he's been drinking for the past five years straight every day Like that's the fuck.
01:23:57
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:24:00
OZ CUMM
That's the the way they represent him in the book and he just looks kind of like dirty or sweaty and that's it and he doesn't seem as like depressed to like
01:24:11
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:24:12
OZ CUMM
Doesn't isn't losing his faith Yeah, that's not it, you know, like the the the it's all very superficial You know And it just doesn't it doesn't do anything right from this from a book at all It's it's a kill I think that's pretty obvious at this point
01:24:13
Brother Devon
He's just like, oh, how much did I drink? Oh.
01:24:23
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:24:34
Brother Devon
Yeah, and I'm like, I feel like I need to finish it just because I'm like, I've tried watching this two nights in a row. Like I need to just fucking finish it. And I don't even think I've got that far.
01:24:45
Brother Devon
Like I just got to the part where um ah the kid who like, what the fuck happened? Oh, he he felt like fell asleep and he's like forgot to like fill the grave.
01:24:58
OZ CUMM
Yeah, okay.
01:24:58
Brother Devon
And then he died. And I was like, and then he like came back and then died again, you know, and I was like, Bro, I i can't
01:25:06
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's it's a totally, it's a really compelling little story in the book that's totally underserved and underdeveloped. And yeah, it's just, um just feels like there's more to the movie too, that was cut out.
01:25:21
Brother Devon
Like in the original. Oh, OK.
01:25:23
OZ CUMM
That's what I think, like, I don't, I don't think I would want to watch a three hour version of this because of the acting and the dialogue so bad, but it sure feels like there was one somewhere.
01:25:34
Brother Devon
And well, yeah, I guess we're not. No one's surprised that it went direct to video direct to streaming, I should say.
01:25:41
OZ CUMM
No, not at all. And it's a shame too. Cause it's like, I don't think it's ever had a good adaptation and besides midnight mass, which is, you know, not an actual adaptation of it, but
01:25:54
Brother Devon
Yeah, I'll be honest, that that's the thing kind of like ate its lunch, right?
01:25:56
OZ CUMM
Man, it's great.
01:25:59
Brother Devon
It's like, why bother when midnight mass exists?
01:26:00
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:26:03
OZ CUMM
See, I think Mike Flanagan figured it out. Like, well, obviously not because he adapted a Stephen King book recently and it's now, I hear it's great. Like this new movie with, what's his name?
01:26:14
OZ CUMM
The guy who played Loki.
01:26:17
slimeballsteve
Oh, Hiddleston, Tom Hiddleston.
01:26:19
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Hiddleston in it. I heard it's really good. I think he knows though, like, He figured it out that you should use Stephen King as a reference and not so much as an adaptation.
01:26:35
OZ CUMM
you get Mike Flanagan, yeah.
01:26:35
Brother Devon
Wait, so Matt Flanagan, do you know what he's working on? A mike flag.
01:26:41
OZ CUMM
His newest film, it's like the, I can't remember the name of it, The Life of so life of Chuck.
01:26:44
Brother Devon
A life of Chuck.
01:26:47
OZ CUMM
There it is.
01:26:47
Brother Devon
OK.
01:26:48
OZ CUMM
um I hear it's getting rave reviews and here it's good.
01:26:53
Brother Devon
OK.
01:26:54
OZ CUMM
And it's a direct Stephen King adaptation too.
01:26:57
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, that guy has him locked in like it it would almost be scary that there is a guy that like makes movies and TV shows like based off your work that nails it so consistently.
01:27:00
OZ CUMM
I think he does.
01:27:11
Brother Devon
Like
01:27:11
OZ CUMM
I think there's a part of Stephen King, you know, after what happened with The Shining, you know, with Stanley Kubrick changing a lot of stuff that he sort of realized like, man, maybe that's a good thing.
01:27:23
Brother Devon
yeah I mean, like, yeah, like some of it's not like completely perfect, right?
01:27:24
OZ CUMM
ah you know ah bad
01:27:29
Brother Devon
Like Dr. Sleep, I think falls a little bit apart at the end, but I don't know, like Gerald's game.
01:27:33
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:27:37
Brother Devon
I fucking love Haunting of Hill House.
01:27:39
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:27:40
Brother Devon
Not really that, but you know.
01:27:42
OZ CUMM
I think I think dr. Sleep though the end of that book is so stupid like the actual the book and
01:27:48
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:27:51
Brother Devon
Yeah, know it's like not that's his son who wrote that right though Stephen King's son.
01:27:56
OZ CUMM
No, I think that was Stephen King.
01:27:57
Brother Devon
Oh All right, then never mind. Never mind buddy Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is kind of like it's it's tough anyway because of all the I Think I think they were just yeah, you gotta do them
01:28:01
OZ CUMM
It's a dumb ending that and he tried to bring the Overlook into it. and and
01:28:11
slimeballsteve
Do you think that was them or like or the studio? We're like, your making is equal to the shiny. You gotta have the hotel.
01:28:19
OZ CUMM
You know, I think it's one of those times where I kind of agree with the studio a little bit Where I'm like, yeah, I think they're right like
01:28:27
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:28:27
slimeballsteve
it it Conceptually it is a fun idea where it's like a guy who went through like a supernatural horror Is being like terror like is fighting supernatural horrors.
01:28:37
slimeballsteve
So it's like fucking I'm bringing you supernatural horrors to my supernatural horror It's it's like the collector where it was thief versus serial killer
01:28:43
OZ CUMM
that's cool, I think that's really neat that's
01:28:44
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:28:49
OZ CUMM
Oh, geez, every fucking podcast, you bring up the collector.
01:28:50
Brother Devon
um Dude, honestly, like Steve,
01:28:53
slimeballsteve
Don't forget the collection where it was an army squad versus the murderer.
01:28:53
Brother Devon
and
01:28:57
Brother Devon
Hey, hey, did you guys know that there was a collector three and they were in the middle of shooting it and then the budget ran out?
01:29:05
OZ CUMM
said ready Oh, thank i and God.
01:29:06
Brother Devon
And then and now they're they're like restarting it they're reached because there's
01:29:10
slimeballsteve
Okay, they're bringing it back, thank goodness.
01:29:11
OZ CUMM
Thank God.
01:29:11
Brother Devon
Yeah, so for all you collection heads like me, listen to my not side, sidecast.
01:29:14
OZ CUMM
Oh, wow.
01:29:17
Brother Devon
Now, there's like a there's like a there's images of like, you know, like behind the scenes of him, like in a police station, like fucking stabbing cops and shit.
01:29:18
slimeballsteve
Oh, a cast.
01:29:25
slimeballsteve
But wait, what what's the premise of the third one?
01:29:28
Brother Devon
It's like because at the end, I don't know if you guys remember, so free you collect collect head spoilers.
01:29:30
OZ CUMM
jail cells make perfect collection.
01:29:32
slimeballsteve
It has been more than a decade, I feel.
01:29:34
Brother Devon
So the thief, remember the thief collects him, right?
01:29:35
slimeballsteve
I remember the thief from the first one.
01:29:39
slimeballsteve
At the end of the second one?
01:29:40
Brother Devon
Yeah, at the end of the second one, he like knock he finds out where he lives and like knocks him out and throws him in that little box.
01:29:46
slimeballsteve
There's the collector in the box.
01:29:47
Brother Devon
Yeah, like throws the collector.
01:29:48
slimeballsteve
The collector box.
01:29:49
Brother Devon
Yeah. so Well, there he took the thief, yeah.
01:29:50
slimeballsteve
Which happened at the end of the first one, Chris. You might remember he gets put in the collector box.
01:29:54
OZ CUMM
You know, it's funny, you know, it's funny about that. I don't remember because I've never seen it.
01:29:58
Brother Devon
You never said, bro.
01:30:01
Brother Devon
Yo, new Galarian Chill.
01:30:01
slimeballsteve
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
01:30:03
Brother Devon
Hey, I'm just going to say, Galarian Chill's been pretty quiet, and maybe we should have a collection.
01:30:06
OZ CUMM
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:30:07
Brother Devon
and so
01:30:07
slimeballsteve
You only have to watch two movies.
01:30:09
Brother Devon
yeah
01:30:10
OZ CUMM
I already have something planned. I'm doing, um guess what? I'm doing found footage movies again, bitch. Part two.
01:30:15
Brother Devon
I don't know, man.
01:30:16
OZ CUMM
I got a lot more of them.
01:30:16
Brother Devon
i think
01:30:18
OZ CUMM
I just found a bunch.
01:30:18
slimeballsteve
You know what? I'll get the bootleg tape that Devin did when he was filming the collector in the studio and we got chased out.
01:30:23
OZ CUMM
There you go. That's my found footage.
01:30:26
slimeballsteve
Found footage right there.
01:30:29
Brother Devon
yeah way Here's the image. these No, but it's the crazy story is is like if they like ran out of money and they're like, oh I guess this isn't happening.
01:30:37
slimeballsteve
But what's the premise? What is the fight?
01:30:39
Brother Devon
I don't know.
01:30:40
slimeballsteve
Like, it's it's the it's basically Saw Serial Killer versus something in all the movies.
01:30:45
Brother Devon
Yeah, Chris, it kind of the first movie kind of rules. Really, it kind of rips.
01:30:51
OZ CUMM
yeah but you're comparing it to the impeccable classic that is sala i don't know if i can really You know, because I already disregard your opinion.
01:30:58
Brother Devon
Oh, by the way, it's called The Collected. called It's called The Collected.
01:31:01
slimeballsteve
The collective, ah you know what?
01:31:03
Brother Devon
Collected past tense.
01:31:04
OZ CUMM
Collect it.
01:31:05
slimeballsteve
Collected, it's past tense.
01:31:06
Brother Devon
Yeah, wait here. Here's the Reddit thread, guys.
01:31:07
OZ CUMM
Steve, you came up with the fourth title.
01:31:09
Brother Devon
Oh, man, this is...
01:31:10
OZ CUMM
ah
01:31:10
slimeballsteve
We were collective. Yeah, you're right.
01:31:12
Brother Devon
where By the way, wait, so Chris, I don't know how you're gonna feel about this. ah This collection of images from the canceled collected r slash saw.
01:31:17
OZ CUMM
Oh.
01:31:21
Brother Devon
What's that about? Why isn't this all subreddit?
01:31:22
slimeballsteve
Oh, you can't put it there, man.
01:31:23
OZ CUMM
Oh, shit.
01:31:25
slimeballsteve
You can't put it there, Dean.
01:31:26
OZ CUMM
They're crossing over.
01:31:29
Brother Devon
Sorry.
01:31:29
OZ CUMM
That'd be a hell of a crossover.
01:31:30
Brother Devon
All right. So I don't know how we got here. I don't know how we got here.
01:31:32
slimeballsteve
Chris, Chris, we can't talk about the collection movies anymore. You can continue about the original point.
01:31:35
Brother Devon
Oh, yes, sales lot.
01:31:36
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry.
01:31:36
OZ CUMM
Thank you, but thank you.
01:31:39
Brother Devon
The collector versus vampires.
01:31:39
OZ CUMM
It's until I see them, I don't wait.
01:31:42
slimeballsteve
All right, we were talking about Dr. Sleepless.
01:31:45
OZ CUMM
Yeah, so um long story short, um not enough was changed with Salem, Salem slot, a book that was written in the seventies. And even, even that, I think a lot of this movie was cut up.
01:31:58
OZ CUMM
So it's not, it felt rushed, incomplete.
01:31:58
Phantom Libtard
Thank you.
01:32:01
OZ CUMM
It's a kill and as it suck it. you
01:32:09
slimeballsteve
More reviews need to end with Sucker.
01:32:13
Brother Devon
All right.
01:32:13
OZ CUMM
But you know what I'm not gonna say suck it about? And that's the second episode of the penguin because that fucking ROCKED! Knocked out of the park!
Penguin Series & Other Media
01:32:21
OZ CUMM
TING!
01:32:23
Brother Devon
Hey, you're the rat. No, I'm the rat. No, he's the rat.
01:32:25
OZ CUMM
i think you yeah Why are you looking at me? I don't got no knife in my body!
01:32:30
Brother Devon
like and Yeah, putting that guy in a corner is always awesome.
01:32:31
OZ CUMM
I love, I love, I love every moment of him on... I love the beginning of that episode with the drops. Uh, him trying to fuck up for some crew and failing at that.
01:32:47
OZ CUMM
Oh, it's just all great.
01:32:47
Brother Devon
yeah
01:32:49
OZ CUMM
He's such a scumbag, man. Um, I just, I love a good villain story, man. It just hits. It's way different. Um, and it, when it's done, right, you know, and obvious, listen, I, of course there's a lot of comparisons to the Sopranos, but man, that works.
01:33:09
OZ CUMM
It fucking works, man.
01:33:11
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah.
01:33:11
OZ CUMM
You know, if you're gonna copy something that did that really right, you're gonna do the right thing.
01:33:14
Brother Devon
It's kind of like, it's like the Sopranos slash Dexter.
01:33:19
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
01:33:20
Brother Devon
You know, cause he's like trying not to get caught being a piece of shit.
01:33:21
OZ CUMM
He's much...
01:33:23
OZ CUMM
And and he's much more diabolical and than Tony. Like, he just...
01:33:28
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:33:29
OZ CUMM
he's ah he's He really thinks a lot of moves ahead, and he knows people really well. Yeah, it's just fun to watch him fucking squirm, too.
01:33:40
OZ CUMM
Which is also, like, I guess that's the Breaking Bad connection as well.
01:33:45
Brother Devon
yeah
01:33:46
OZ CUMM
Watching Walt squirm and do his little rat run whenever he was, like, crafting a lie.
01:33:49
Brother Devon
yeah yeah she's banging that therapist right or he's trying to I don't know he was
01:33:52
OZ CUMM
That shit's great. That never gets old, man.
01:33:59
OZ CUMM
Yeah, and Kristen Maloney, or Christina Maloney, she's fucking incredible in this show.
01:34:04
Brother Devon
yeah
01:34:06
Brother Devon
yeah she's banging that therapist right
01:34:09
OZ CUMM
I would imagine
01:34:09
Brother Devon
or he's trying to i don't know he was
01:34:12
OZ CUMM
She's really fucked up. She's real.
01:34:15
Brother Devon
and You know, it's worth it.
01:34:18
OZ CUMM
She's like a whole level of sociopath, you know? And yeah, and like the Marones are really interesting. You're like, including the Persian mob, which is really a good, an interesting choice to make.
01:34:31
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:34:36
OZ CUMM
um Yeah, it's just like a lot of cool, creative, Interesting choices about a character study of a scumbag.
01:34:47
Brother Devon
Yeah, and I do. I like his ah interactions with Vic, too, because it's like.
01:34:48
OZ CUMM
It's Yeah, yeah
01:34:54
Brother Devon
The kid, right, the kid's name's Vic, right? OK, yeah, because it's like.
01:35:00
Brother Devon
Slight spoilers, right, but he's supposed to do something and he fucks up, right? And then Oz is very angry at him and he's basically like, dude, you got to think on your feet like Otherwise, you're dead in this world.
01:35:13
Brother Devon
If you don't think on your feet, if you're not like killer, be killed, you're fucked.
01:35:17
OZ CUMM
Vic, there's no playbook.
01:35:19
Brother Devon
Don't look at people. You lay on the ground.
01:35:20
OZ CUMM
There's no fucking playbook. You got a dick on your feet.
01:35:22
Brother Devon
and Yeah, because he's like, bro, this is what I do. This is why I'm you know, this is how I win. Right. That's, you know, basically that fucking speech and.
01:35:33
OZ CUMM
Anything felt good, he asked me.
01:35:33
Brother Devon
Oh, man.
01:35:34
OZ CUMM
I did it. I got it done.
01:35:37
Brother Devon
I don't want to drive. I want to drive. I still got to drive.
01:35:44
OZ CUMM
As he's wonderful he's really wonderful in this
01:35:44
Brother Devon
It's great. Yeah.
01:35:48
Brother Devon
Did, uh, wait, did either of you guys, any of you guys watch the Uzumaki channel?
01:35:55
OZ CUMM
yeah oh I did oh my god, I Like I like the two I
01:35:56
slimeballsteve
Oh, I wanted to watch that.
01:35:57
Brother Devon
I watched that. I watched it. I liked it.
01:35:59
slimeballsteve
Oh, it's good.
01:36:01
Brother Devon
Yeah. It's a little tough because like that is the one I know the most. So it's not like I was like, oh my God, it's so creepy. Like I kind of knew everything. It's very feels like it's very authentic to it.
01:36:14
slimeballsteve
Okay.
01:36:15
Brother Devon
That being said, there were definitely some scenes where I was like, I have to look away because I'm going to die if I keep looking at this, which I kind of think is what you're going for with this stuff.
01:36:22
OZ CUMM
Mm.
01:36:26
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, I there's a particular scene ah that I quite loved um where she kept saying, oh, I can't see out of my right eye very well.
01:36:27
Brother Devon
So it's like, why not?
01:36:36
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah.
01:36:37
OZ CUMM
I was like, oh, I knew this from the reading the the manga. And I was like, oh, and they did it really well.
01:36:43
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:36:46
OZ CUMM
That whole.
01:36:46
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, it's ah the art is great, or like the the animation, I should say.
01:36:49
OZ CUMM
It's cool.
01:36:51
OZ CUMM
It is a little on the rush side though, like they're pulling, they're really rushing through a lot of story, but I guess it's just visuals that are really propelling it.
01:37:01
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:37:02
OZ CUMM
I think that's what it's all about.
01:37:06
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's it's unsettling.
01:37:09
Brother Devon
dude when she was like taking the scissors dude and I was like no dude I'm out for with that I'm yeah yeah I think episode two drops it's on there now so you can watch it yeah
01:37:13
OZ CUMM
yeah you There's a lot of, there's a good amount of body horror in this one. It's pretty chock full of it.
01:37:31
OZ CUMM
Max coming out at the end of the year, coming out punching, swinging baby.
01:37:37
Brother Devon
I watched I watched another movie. It wasn't very scary, though. It was so scary because it brought me back to my youth. I watched Mean Girls in theaters.
01:37:47
slimeballsteve
Oh, was it because it was October 3rd?
01:37:48
Brother Devon
The third. um Yeah.
01:37:50
slimeballsteve
Is that the thing?
01:37:52
Brother Devon
Yeah, I think it was.
01:37:52
OZ CUMM
What does that mean?
01:37:54
Brother Devon
ah That's like a famous date in the movie.
01:37:55
OZ CUMM
When it originally came out?
01:37:58
OZ CUMM
Oh, is it?
01:37:59
Brother Devon
That's October 3rd. Yeah. ah Yeah. And, you know, it's like Wednesdays, Wednesdays, we wear pink and. There's a lot of that movie I forget. There's a lot of that movie that's, I don't want to say H poorly, but you're like, whoa, we were okay with saying that word back then.
01:38:15
Brother Devon
That's crazy. You know, cause it's only, I say only, right? But it's 2004. So it's not like, I don't know. I just, I was like, damn, you were just saying that in movies.
01:38:26
slimeballsteve
twenty years man
01:38:26
OZ CUMM
That film was with written by Tina Fey, right?
01:38:27
Brother Devon
I like woke people. Yeah. Tina Fey. I think maybe directed by Tina Fey, too, that might be off on that dude, the movie holds up.
01:38:41
Brother Devon
And it made me miss. I don't know. Maybe it's Lindsay Lohan being likable a little bit. No, Mark Waters directed that movie, but Tina Fey didn't write it.
01:38:54
OZ CUMM
ah
01:38:57
Brother Devon
But no, man, the movies are still a lot of fun. And thumbs up.
01:39:04
OZ CUMM
Oh, I almost forgot. I watched Vox Machina as well. The third season of Vox Machina.
01:39:10
Brother Devon
Like all of it?
01:39:12
OZ CUMM
No, they just released the first three episodes.
01:39:15
Brother Devon
Okay.
01:39:16
OZ CUMM
Though I will say um they kind of just throw you in the middle of it in the first episode. like I don't know. There's something about it. It just like starts immediately.
01:39:25
Brother Devon
Hmm.
01:39:27
OZ CUMM
There's no buildup or anything being a new season. i It's a little jarring, a little jarring of a beginning, I think.
01:39:38
Brother Devon
Is that like the last season? Can't remember.
01:39:40
OZ CUMM
I don't know. i'm I don't think so because they still have to fight the the chroma contagion or whatever for the fuck. And that's like a whole plot line in the, you know, in the roll 20, not roll 20.
01:39:56
slimeballsteve
It starts with a C, right?
01:39:57
OZ CUMM
What am I, why am I blanking on it?
01:40:00
slimeballsteve
Critical role.
01:40:00
OZ CUMM
Critical roll. their first run, that's like midway through there their first game was going after the big, the the seven dragons that take over.
01:40:13
OZ CUMM
Anyway, um yeah, it was a little jarring and it's it's still good. The animation's great, you know, but it's just, there's a lot of animated television and it's all good.
01:40:26
Brother Devon
It's very hard to watch Yeah Yeah some for some reason we finally got there like oh yeah, we just figured it out
01:40:28
OZ CUMM
It's all like really good. i don't It's hard to like, it's hard to find an animated show that's not good. Like the adult animated action shows are all really fucking solid.
01:40:44
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I'm like, it's fucking spoiled, really, when I think about it, you know? Like Invincible, Cave Crusader, X-Men 97, you know, it's just nonstop.
01:41:00
OZ CUMM
It's great. It's all great. I think that's everything. Oh, I played Block Throw and I beat it.
01:41:06
Brother Devon
Yeah. oh How'd you beat it?
01:41:09
OZ CUMM
Oh, they got my first run through.
01:41:11
slimeballsteve
Nice.
01:41:13
OZ CUMM
How did I beat it?
01:41:14
Brother Devon
Yeah, but you couldn't beat that game.
01:41:14
Phantom Libtard
oh Man, I just finished the run.
01:41:15
OZ CUMM
Well, I got like a run.
01:41:16
slimeballsteve
what a What deck?
01:41:17
Phantom Libtard
He finished the run the green one Oh He blotch road out
01:41:17
slimeballsteve
What deck? What deck did you use, Chris?
01:41:19
OZ CUMM
What deck? I think it was was a green deck where you get money.
01:41:22
slimeballsteve
was Okay.
01:41:25
OZ CUMM
So the green deck was you get money for any of the The leftover draws that you might have and the leftover Discards and you get interest on whatever money And it was I figured out quick that money was really important Like buying chokers and buying cosmos cards and all that shit
01:41:32
slimeballsteve
Oh.
01:41:40
slimeballsteve
oh Please do it.
01:41:43
Phantom Libtard
oh
01:41:49
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:41:49
Phantom Libtard
So important, so.
01:41:56
OZ CUMM
um Yeah, and I and got it. I played it nonstop for like two days straight.
01:42:01
Phantom Libtard
It's it's so good, right? It's so good. I told you this might be, I mean, I don't know what games you played this year, or all the games you play, but it's going to be definitely a contender for game of the year for me, I think.
01:42:13
OZ CUMM
it's ah it's it's It's very, it's like as addictive as as vampire.
01:42:19
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's got that same.
01:42:20
Brother Devon
survivors.
01:42:21
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:42:21
Phantom Libtard
Yes, I got that. It's got that same.
01:42:23
OZ CUMM
It's got the juice.
01:42:25
Phantom Libtard
It's got that juice, man. And it's like it's like easy.
01:42:26
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:42:28
Phantom Libtard
The aesthetics are like really pleasing.
01:42:30
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:42:31
Phantom Libtard
the um The dopamine hits when you like rack up a high score, like the little flame and the like your phone vibrates like that stuff. You don't get the little phone vibrations when you play it on the computer.
01:42:43
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's true.
01:42:44
Phantom Libtard
So.
01:42:44
OZ CUMM
and I hit like a two pair with all face cards and it was like level 10.
01:42:45
Phantom Libtard
You can the phone vibrates a little bit when when you when you when you get a high score, too. So it's Yeah, dude, ah When I started yeah, it catches fire Yeah, they you know what's a if you unlock the checker deck.
01:42:55
OZ CUMM
and like yeah right
01:43:03
Phantom Libtard
That's the one I just I completed all the stakes on that one. So I'm working on Yeah, the checker deck is cool because it's it's the whole deck is just
01:43:07
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I'm working on the decks now I'm working on each
01:43:14
Phantom Libtard
It's 26 spades and 26 hearts. So you could really like just ah go go for flush-based builds. So you could just go for flushes the whole time or straight flushes.
01:43:25
OZ CUMM
The one joker that was like my favorite was if you discard any of like the cosmos cards or like the big, the, the, the special cards, like, you know, those little packs, if you hit discard, you would get multipliers for each one you discarded.
01:43:39
Phantom Libtard
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:43:43
OZ CUMM
So I would just keep discarding cards nonstop and got my multiplier up to like 50.
01:43:49
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, is that ah that's like ah that's a legendary Joker, right?
01:43:49
OZ CUMM
So yes. yes Yeah.
01:43:53
Phantom Libtard
which one Which one is that one? What's the name of that one again?
01:43:54
OZ CUMM
it's all red it's all red like there's no you can't see anything it's just completely that got me through it that was a killer yeah i it's hard when you
01:44:00
Phantom Libtard
Oh, no, that's not the legend. Yeah, that's the red card where youor you just where you skip a booster pack and then adds plus 3 to your multiplier. Yeah. yeah that's Yeah, I've used that on on a few of my runs. I'm trying to like finish all the stakes on the first deck, the red deck right now.
01:44:18
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:44:18
Phantom Libtard
I'm only like halfway up there. It's like it gets so hard.
01:44:20
OZ CUMM
it's hard when you
01:44:20
Phantom Libtard
It gets so hard.
01:44:22
OZ CUMM
When I don't have a lot of money, like it's, it's like some decks you don't get, you know, just not making a lot of cash to buy boosters and jokers.
01:44:22
Phantom Libtard
up
01:44:29
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:44:30
OZ CUMM
Like it's, it's really hard to get through.
01:44:32
Phantom Libtard
Yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite Joker, Steve?
01:44:36
slimeballsteve
Oh,
01:44:38
Phantom Libtard
The the one I always have six. The one I always go for, even though it's probably not the best one, is the macho man, Randy Savage one, the throwback.
01:44:45
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:44:47
Phantom Libtard
So it's like every time you skip you skip a blind like he gets like times 0.25 multiplier or something or time 0.2.
01:44:54
slimeballsteve
that's crazy strong. I'm, I'm a sucker for the, uh, the two pair one, the one that's the pants.
01:44:59
OZ CUMM
Yeah, dude, me too.
01:45:00
Phantom Libtard
Oh the pants yeah and the um fucking the campfire at the campfire I think campfire I think is the best one or it's
01:45:01
OZ CUMM
100%. I'm all about two pairs in that game.
01:45:04
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:45:04
OZ CUMM
Like pairs my money.
01:45:05
slimeballsteve
It's like the quickest one to put it together. Oh, campfire is awesome. That's the one that like builds up over like keep building, right?
01:45:11
OZ CUMM
you know what Yo.
01:45:13
Phantom Libtard
yeah when you Yeah, if you keep selling stuff, like if you sell tarot cards or or ah planet cards or like anything that you sell, it adds to the multiply.
01:45:20
OZ CUMM
yo
01:45:22
Phantom Libtard
But it resets every round.
01:45:23
OZ CUMM
I got and got a royal flush on my first big blind.
01:45:27
slimeballsteve
Did you really?
01:45:28
OZ CUMM
It was the weirdest fucking thing, man. I was like, holy shit, how did this happen? I was like, laid out like that all fucking my hand.
01:45:34
slimeballsteve
Wait, he just like laid out like that?
01:45:38
Phantom Libtard
Oh, yeah, like it just you just got the whole, that's so sick.
01:45:39
OZ CUMM
A royal flush. That was insane. I was like, I don't even, that kind of get me going through playing the game. It was like, well, shit, I can't believe I got that so fast.
01:45:50
Phantom Libtard
Dude, it's the dope.
01:45:50
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:45:51
Phantom Libtard
It's the juice, man, that like it really like it really gets the dopamine running in your brain when you play the game.
01:45:56
OZ CUMM
And I like the whole like poker aspect to it, too. It's like poker and solitaire mixed together.
01:46:01
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:46:01
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, poker solitaire, yeah.
01:46:03
OZ CUMM
A little bit like like Texas Hold'em, sort of, you know, where you're giving a whole bunch of cards, you gotta make a hand out of it.
01:46:06
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:46:10
OZ CUMM
That's that's cool.
01:46:10
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, dude.
01:46:11
OZ CUMM
I like that.
01:46:12
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, it's like a genius it's like a genius concept, I think, like the guys that came up with the with the premise of this game, I'm like, oh, OK, these guys are fucking serious. game designers, because it's like deep.
01:46:22
Phantom Libtard
It's like deep, too. It's not just poker roguelite, because like poker roguelite could just be like, oh, like, you know.
01:46:26
OZ CUMM
Yeah, no.
01:46:30
Phantom Libtard
You just get this sword and then the sword will will add to whatever. Like, it's actually like a deeply.
01:46:37
OZ CUMM
I kind of think of it.
01:46:37
Phantom Libtard
A deeply complicated game, like when when it gets down to.
01:46:40
OZ CUMM
He reminds me a lot of, um, it reminds me a lot of solitarica.
01:46:41
Phantom Libtard
it
01:46:44
OZ CUMM
I don't know if you've ever heard of that game.
01:46:45
Phantom Libtard
I never played that. I think you you mentioned that before. I never actually tried it, though.
01:46:47
slimeballsteve
I remember you saying that.
01:46:50
OZ CUMM
So it's like, it's basically this word adds dimension to solitaire. Like you can play character types that have certain abilities and you're, you're constantly like getting.
01:47:01
Phantom Libtard
Like hero solitaire
01:47:03
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Like hero solitaire and you're getting like, like you're getting cards or you're getting, um, potions that like change things and are like cards are frozen sometimes.
01:47:14
OZ CUMM
Like they add a whole bunch of layers to it. Like Bellatra does with poker. basically. And I i love them both. like I love any type of card game where there's like a layer and leveling up aspect to it.
01:47:30
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:47:31
OZ CUMM
I play those constantly.
01:47:31
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:47:32
OZ CUMM
you know
01:47:34
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I feel like they they really did a good job. i We were talking about. Yeah, we were talking about this last week to Chris while you weren't here, but like um they really did a good job of translating the game to mobile because it's not just like point and click like they actually like the dragging it to like.
01:47:50
Phantom Libtard
To certain areas to sell it or to use it and stuff is like all new, like none of that stuff in the in the computer one.
01:47:55
OZ CUMM
Oh wow. And it's seamless.
01:47:56
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:47:57
OZ CUMM
Like it all worked really well.
01:47:57
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, it's like completely seamless. like it's like just it's like It's almost like it was made for the phone now. like It's just made from the ground up for the phone. That's what it feels like. And it's just like ah it's a bad it's a bad thing for...
01:48:10
OZ CUMM
It is a bad thing.
01:48:11
Phantom Libtard
It's a bad thing that you could play it on your phone.
01:48:11
OZ CUMM
It's a bad thing to put on a phone. yeah
01:48:14
Phantom Libtard
No, because I was talking to Amir about it, because he was like he you know he was dreaming about the game. and then like like ah yeah we were talking I mentioned him last week when we were talking about it, because he was like starting to get into it.
01:48:26
Phantom Libtard
And then like the day after, We recorded like he like messaged me that morning. and He was like, dude, I deleted it because I had to. He's like, I had to delete the game because I just I could not stop playing it.
01:48:35
slimeballsteve
Ha ha ha!
01:48:36
OZ CUMM
Yo, I have Dune Messiah on my phone like I want to read it and I'm just like it's not happening so Yeah, like I try every once in a while.
01:48:44
Phantom Libtard
It's just that I was just going to just get a play ball outro.
01:48:44
slimeballsteve
Oh, man.
01:48:49
OZ CUMM
I'm just like yeah,
01:48:51
Phantom Libtard
Did you did you did you show your dad the game? Your dad might like the game.
01:48:55
OZ CUMM
yeah yeah, I was actually gonna show him um or like give him the the length for it because I know he loves like cards and poker, like games.
01:49:04
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, so he might like.
01:49:06
OZ CUMM
I do too, to be honest. I think that's in color.
01:49:08
Phantom Libtard
He might be into this game.
01:49:10
OZ CUMM
I love like any solid, weird solitaire games I'm all about or any like poker type games.
01:49:14
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:49:19
OZ CUMM
I really cling on to it.
01:49:22
slimeballsteve
It's a good one.
01:49:22
slimeballsteve
It's a damn good one.
01:49:22
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:49:23
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it sure is. All right, is there anything else you guys did this?
01:49:26
Phantom Libtard
10 out of 10. 99. With this Devon, did anybody have blotro in the fantasy game critic or no?
01:49:34
Brother Devon
No, I Yeah, yeah, I think no one was Noah's on on that one.
01:49:36
slimeballsteve
No, that game came out and like nobody knew about it.
01:49:36
Phantom Libtard
Yes, nobody really knew nobody really knew.
01:49:38
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:49:40
OZ CUMM
great
01:49:45
Brother Devon
like What is Balachan open critic? Let's see
01:49:48
OZ CUMM
I'm gonna tell you what something that hasn't flown under the radar and that's this Nosferatu trailer because let me tell you la ha holy shit i know i There are
01:49:54
Phantom Libtard
Oh man, that trailer was crazy.
01:49:57
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:49:59
Phantom Libtard
That movie is going to be amazing, dude.
01:50:01
slimeballsteve
That looks cool.
01:50:01
Phantom Libtard
Are you kidding me? Fuck.
01:50:04
Brother Devon
Yes, really into it when you guys were like, oh, he bought like his own blue lens, like had a make it like a blue lens.
01:50:11
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, you had a fucking glass manufacturer like make like specialized lenses or specialized filters for.
01:50:14
OZ CUMM
like
01:50:16
slimeballsteve
This cinematographer.
01:50:17
Brother Devon
Yeah. And then I saw the trailer and I was like, it is blue.
01:50:19
Phantom Libtard
And it's not him. It's not Eggers. It's the fucking it's the it's the ah the director of photography, the filmographer guy like he's.
01:50:25
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:50:25
slimeballsteve
cinematographer
01:50:26
OZ CUMM
Oh cinematographer Hey I Don't think like listen every scene looks like it's in moonlight
01:50:27
Phantom Libtard
The cinematographer, yeah, he's the sicko. He's the actual sicko. So Robert Eggers just knows that that guy's sick in the head. Yeah.
Film Production Insights
01:50:38
OZ CUMM
like it looks so cool.
01:50:38
Phantom Libtard
I know, it looks insane.
01:50:40
OZ CUMM
o
01:50:41
Phantom Libtard
Like, well, yo, yeah, William DeFoe wasn't fucking, he wasn't gaslighting us when he was like, no, it's like, it's like anything I've ever seen before. He's like, it's not like anything I've ever seen before, the final product.
01:50:51
OZ CUMM
Looks cold too.
01:50:51
Phantom Libtard
It looks, yeah.
01:50:52
OZ CUMM
Looks really cold. Like everything looks so cold.
01:50:56
Phantom Libtard
Oh, man.
01:50:56
OZ CUMM
Ah, it's cool.
01:50:58
Phantom Libtard
And it's not film. It's not like they're using like it's not like they're editing the shit like a lot on put in post like the they looked they went for a look.
01:51:05
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:51:07
Phantom Libtard
And then like I was I was reading about it. There was a there's a lab, I think, in L.A. I don't know where they they they're shooting this in Europe or some shit, right?
01:51:15
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:51:16
Phantom Libtard
um I'm assuming it's Europe.
01:51:17
OZ CUMM
I would imagine.
01:51:17
Phantom Libtard
It has to be.
01:51:18
OZ CUMM
It sure does look that way.
01:51:20
Phantom Libtard
It looks like it's in Europe, but they tried out like several different film labs to develop their film. And the only one that they liked was in like Los Angeles, somewhere in Los Angeles.
01:51:32
Phantom Libtard
So they said that like they would be shooting and they would overnight ship fucking hundreds of pounds of film stock to the one lab like every single day to get it developed by them so that they can get it back as soon as they as soon as possible so they can they can start cutting it.
01:51:48
OZ CUMM
Yo, dude. Listen, listen, listen to how legit this movie was. It was shot in Prague, Romania, and Slovakia.
01:51:56
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, and then, yeah, and they were so they were sending their fucking film overseas to to Los Angeles to get it developed at the only lab that they wanted.
01:51:57
Brother Devon
Oh, man.
01:51:57
slimeballsteve
Oh, that's so good.
01:52:05
Phantom Libtard
And now that they got Kodak again to make this specialized film, but just like Lighthouse, like it was a special film again that they don't make.
01:52:06
OZ CUMM
God,
01:52:16
OZ CUMM
this is gonna be good.
01:52:17
Phantom Libtard
like Imagine having that big of a fucking dick where you're just like, oh, you don't make this film. Can you make this kind of film?
01:52:25
slimeballsteve
Bring it back.
01:52:25
Phantom Libtard
And by the way, yeah, by the way, can you can this glass manufacturer, can we get them to create a special a special filter for us to use for our fucking movie about vampires that shouldn't really be like it shouldn't be this complicated to make a movie to make a Nosferatu remake.
01:52:43
Phantom Libtard
But the fact that it is is like it's like that kind of shit really, really gets my really gets my blood going, Chris.
01:52:46
OZ CUMM
there's a he he treats it like a prestige thing because it's like so old of a film it's so deep in the film history man you know there's
01:52:49
Phantom Libtard
I love that stuff.
01:52:54
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's.
01:52:58
Phantom Libtard
That's so cool, yeah, that they're like, now we can't like it would be a fucking disservice to the fucking legacy if we shot this on digital.
01:53:02
OZ CUMM
like there's reverence there's like a
01:53:05
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, like they like they have to do it this way or else they, you know, or else why even make a re a remake of Nosferatu if you.
01:53:13
Brother Devon
why bother yeah
01:53:14
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, why even bother if you're going to shoot fucking digital like George Lucas?
01:53:18
OZ CUMM
I watched a really, I watched one of his shorts that he made while he was in college, David Eggers and his brother.
01:53:19
Phantom Libtard
Fuck that.
01:53:25
OZ CUMM
And it was a telltale heart and the way.
01:53:28
Phantom Libtard
are the Poe, a post, shorts or?
01:53:30
OZ CUMM
Yeah. And they shot in like an old Victorian home. It looks gorgeous, but the, um, the, you know, the, the main story of telltale heart with a man living with an older man who he
01:53:36
Brother Devon
Why bother?
Unique Takes on Classic Tales
01:53:42
OZ CUMM
liked.
01:53:42
OZ CUMM
paranoid about eventually murders then buries under the house um And then as hard as beating and you know gets found out all that stuff Well, the way he did it was the old man was like he was like a puppet Like ah he looked like a muffin like like he made like an old man puppet thing and It never talked
01:53:58
Brother Devon
What?
01:53:59
Phantom Libtard
What? What?
01:54:09
OZ CUMM
And it just was the main character, like, always, like, staring at it out of the corner of his eyes. And it made it seem like, like, it seemed like the puppet man was completely, like, he wasn't doing anything wrong.
01:54:22
OZ CUMM
He was just weird looking. And the main character was like, oh, fuck this guy.
01:54:24
Brother Devon
third
01:54:27
OZ CUMM
You know, like, I got to murder him. And it was an interesting take on that because in the original, like, he's really mean. Like his old roommate, like he treats him like shit. But in this, he's just this weird looking puppet, old man.
01:54:40
OZ CUMM
And he's like, I gotta kill this guy. You know, like that's the eventual ality of it. Really interesting take on it, to say the least. Yeah, and it's creepy as fuck, too.
01:54:54
OZ CUMM
The puppet looks very human-like.
01:54:58
slimeballsteve
That's creepy.
01:54:58
Phantom Libtard
So it was just it was just him was the puppet everything else everyone else was human.
01:54:59
OZ CUMM
It's very creepy.
01:55:02
OZ CUMM
Yeah, everyone else is human. And he's like picking him up a lot, like, because he's like enfeebled. So he's like carrying the puppet around the house and he's just like, kind of just making faces like man, like grunting, like murmuring.
01:55:15
OZ CUMM
so It's really strange. as School is a really interesting take on that.
01:55:23
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I can't wait to watch this. Is it going to see come out on Christmas Day or or is it going to be like a couple a couple of days, like couple of days before or something at least.
01:55:26
Brother Devon
Yeah, I think this is Christmas Day, yeah. I think it's only in theaters December 25th.
01:55:33
OZ CUMM
this is the perfect christmas movie that's what that's the tagline i'm going to put on the movie i'm going to sell it the whole family perfect christmas for me for the whole is new in
01:55:35
Brother Devon
Yeah. yeah
01:55:39
Phantom Libtard
Oh, yeah, Christmas is on a Wednesday.
01:55:46
Phantom Libtard
I was hoping that it would come out like the weekend before or something like the twenty first or something.
01:55:46
slimeballsteve
Bring your family out for this one.
01:55:51
Brother Devon
ah What are you gonna see Red 2 or whatever?
01:55:54
OZ CUMM
but
01:55:56
Brother Devon
That the the Rock Santa Claus movie?
01:55:56
slimeballsteve
He's here to see his Christmas family.
01:55:56
Phantom Libtard
What's that? No, I'm going to spend Christmas with my family and maybe.
01:56:01
Brother Devon
No.
01:56:03
Phantom Libtard
That my family, that a fucking three year old that I mean, he actually probably would like Nosferatu if he would love it.
01:56:03
OZ CUMM
Maybe?
01:56:09
OZ CUMM
Owen would love this, right?
01:56:13
Phantom Libtard
It's not appropriate for him, and I don't think Sam is interested in it.
01:56:14
Brother Devon
you What was some culture?
01:56:17
OZ CUMM
He love it.
01:56:17
Phantom Libtard
So.
01:56:18
Brother Devon
You know what?
01:56:19
Phantom Libtard
No, yeah, I'll show I was showing Sam. I'll show and send the fucking the Twitter.
Terrifier 3 Reactions
01:56:24
Phantom Libtard
There was a Twitter blurb that was like. Terrifier 3 is making people throw up at the film festival or whatever people are walking out because it's so gross And I was like this is I was like I was like this is the guy that Owen loves that spirit Halloween art Art art the clown.
01:56:34
OZ CUMM
So happy for OE to experience.
01:56:39
slimeballsteve
Oh, no, no.
01:56:41
Phantom Libtard
He loves art the clown, dude Well, you know, that's that's just what he's into I guess I mean we don't really have a choice We don't really have a choice
01:56:43
slimeballsteve
Oh, God, dude.
01:56:43
Brother Devon
but How'd she feel about that?
01:56:48
OZ CUMM
I'm a little leather facemasked for OE.
01:56:49
Brother Devon
She said, you know what? We love him all the same. Yeah.
01:56:55
slimeballsteve
He's like our Krusty or the clown.
01:56:58
OZ CUMM
It's true.
01:56:58
Brother Devon
oh
01:56:59
Phantom Libtard
Have you guys seen the other ones? Are they really like that fucking disgusting and gross?
01:57:02
Brother Devon
I've never seen them though.
01:57:03
slimeballsteve
I've never seen them, but i've I've heard people say they're very wild.
01:57:06
OZ CUMM
Maybe I should do the effort Lani and chill I watch all the Terrifier movies
01:57:10
slimeballsteve
You good?
01:57:10
Brother Devon
Yeah, chris we need a vomit count.
01:57:10
Phantom Libtard
I'm interested. Yeah, maybe you should.
01:57:15
Brother Devon
You barf, dude. watching That's how it was described to me.
01:57:16
Phantom Libtard
So is it just Gorporn? Is it just Gorporn? Is it the is the is the character is the character?
01:57:20
Brother Devon
Because I think I asked, I was like, am I missing anything?
01:57:22
Phantom Libtard
Because the character is that he's a serial killer, right? Aren't the clown.
01:57:26
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:57:26
Brother Devon
Yeah, but he's like unkillable or something. Like there's something weird about him where like they they kill him, but he just like doesn't die.
01:57:33
OZ CUMM
It's the spirit.
01:57:33
Phantom Libtard
Does he like eat? Does he eat the numbers and shit or?
01:57:36
Brother Devon
I think he does everything. Like that's the
01:57:39
OZ CUMM
Well, Devin, you got what that means a lot to me.
01:57:39
Phantom Libtard
He's just.
01:57:42
Brother Devon
He does die when he cooks, he cleans, he bring, he remembers her birthday.
01:57:42
OZ CUMM
You.
01:57:43
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:57:43
slimeballsteve
Does everything.
01:57:45
OZ CUMM
Well, I want to talk about that.
01:57:47
Brother Devon
It was, it was everything. And no one wants to talk about how art, the clown's a gentleman.
01:57:50
OZ CUMM
Talking about a fruit grape.
01:57:55
Brother Devon
yeah what Yeah.
01:57:56
OZ CUMM
I have the G, you know what I'm saying?
01:57:59
Brother Devon
Dude, I think he does do.
01:58:00
OZ CUMM
Oh, no, no.
01:58:01
Brother Devon
I watched, I watched like a dead meat, like a cool count with him.
01:58:02
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, maybe. Chris, maybe you should watch, it maybe you should, maybe you should watch all the Art the Clown movies.
01:58:04
Brother Devon
And I was like, this is gross.
01:58:07
OZ CUMM
I hear they're really bad, though. That's the other thing. They're awful movies.
01:58:14
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:58:14
OZ CUMM
Like, not fun, awful. Like, just stupid and gratuitous.
01:58:17
Phantom Libtard
Just bad movies, yeah.
01:58:18
Brother Devon
Well, so technically, there's five.
01:58:19
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:58:21
Brother Devon
So there's Terrifier one, two, three. There's the ninth circle in all Hallows, which I think are like shorts.
01:58:28
OZ CUMM
All right, I'll watch them. That's easy.
01:58:31
slimeballsteve
That's all.
01:58:32
Phantom Libtard
Chris is like Chris is like assault assault.
01:58:34
Brother Devon
but All right, the ninth circle is 10 minutes, 11 minutes long.
01:58:35
OZ CUMM
it's funny it's only my movie It's only five five movies.
01:58:35
slimeballsteve
Done.
01:58:35
Phantom Libtard
There's five of these yeah, cuz that's yeah, that's right.
01:58:35
slimeballsteve
In. In.
01:58:41
OZ CUMM
I'll watch them. I'll watch the terrifying movies.
01:58:43
Brother Devon
Well, all Hallows' Eve is an hour 23.
01:58:43
OZ CUMM
That's actually better. You know what? And I'll save the film footage movies for next month, because I'm going to keep this fucking horror thing going until Christmas.
01:58:49
Brother Devon
Okay.
01:58:52
OZ CUMM
And then Nosferatu comes out, and I'm going to watch all bulb and horror villain movies for Nosferatu.
01:58:55
Phantom Libtard
It comes back
01:59:02
OZ CUMM
that
01:59:02
Phantom Libtard
Oh, yeah. so Oh, yeah. real Real quick, before we end it, since we're talking about Nosferatu, the one discussion we were having in Discord, Devin, while you weren't online was whether or not you you specifically would think that Nosferatu Remake was a failure if they never show Nosferatu.
01:59:12
Brother Devon
Yeah.
Nosferatu Remake Expectations
01:59:25
Brother Devon
ah
01:59:25
Phantom Libtard
Like, would you be so would you be sorely disappointed if they never show him in the movie?
01:59:28
Brother Devon
uh... yeah so that's like yeah i would i think that's fair would it be odd to not think that like i
01:59:32
Phantom Libtard
Because that yeah, because that's what I thought you would how I thought you would feel.
01:59:36
OZ CUMM
What if you only see like silhouettes or like you never see like his face? Would you be upset about that?
01:59:44
Brother Devon
don't know dude dude i'm paying for a movie called fucking naz for alto i better see naz for alto
01:59:47
Phantom Libtard
I need I think I want to see those frauds.
01:59:48
OZ CUMM
Well, the thing is in the very original one, you do see like his face and everything. You see his claws.
01:59:55
Brother Devon
Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, what yeah, why wouldn't you see him really?
01:59:57
OZ CUMM
It is true.
01:59:58
Brother Devon
He's kind of
01:59:59
OZ CUMM
I mean, that would be a bold move, of course.
02:00:01
slimeballsteve
You'll see the guy, you'll see the guy.
02:00:03
OZ CUMM
Steve, same, we'll see him. We'll see him bright you know bright and shiny up in the morning, saying hello to everybody, because he's not affected by sunlight in the remake. He's just a regular guy. He's real happy.
02:00:14
Brother Devon
He's just a regular Joe.
02:00:15
OZ CUMM
He's the cool guy, and it's Christmas, and he's trying to see his family. Maybe this cute girl that comes along.
02:00:19
Phantom Libtard
It's Christmas, man.
02:00:21
OZ CUMM
And there's a meet-cute, and there's a nice little meet-cute.
02:00:21
slimeballsteve
Christmas!
02:00:23
Brother Devon
I mean, he's basically in Salem's lot, dude.
02:00:27
OZ CUMM
Yeah, but he looked rough. Yeah, it looks like that.
02:00:31
Brother Devon
yeah
02:00:33
OZ CUMM
I mean, not to say that Nosferatu is a handsome man by any stretch, but, you know, he looks a little more done up than the version in Samu's Lot.
02:00:41
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:00:45
Phantom Libtard
why is
02:00:45
OZ CUMM
Well, we got we got we got some other trailers. We got Jurr 2.
02:00:51
Brother Devon
Listen, Clint Eastwood movie, it seems like he's he's going for something here.
02:00:52
slimeballsteve
I never solved juror one.
02:00:53
OZ CUMM
Oh! oh
02:00:58
OZ CUMM
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, ke this is about a Jurr takes a number two.
02:01:03
Brother Devon
Yeah, he poops. He poops right.
02:01:05
slimeballsteve
He clogs the toilet.
02:01:06
Brother Devon
Yeah. And then they try to send him to prison for
Movie Plot Speculations
02:01:10
Brother Devon
that.
02:01:10
Phantom Libtard
Uhh...
02:01:10
OZ CUMM
That makes a lot of
02:01:11
Brother Devon
No. So the thing is, is ah he like years ago, he was like driving in the rain and he was like, Oh, I think I had a deer. Maybe thinks he had a person, but he's like, there's no person.
02:01:24
Brother Devon
I must've been a deer or whatever drives home. Then he gets selected for jury duty for the proposed murder of this woman. who was found dead in a ditch after getting hit by a car, but they're like, we're pretty sure it's the husband or the boyfriend or whatever.
02:01:35
OZ CUMM
Oh, Oh, my. god very uh it's very contrived but we'll see we'll see what happens i guess
02:01:40
Brother Devon
And he's like, oh my God, I think I might be the guy.
02:01:44
slimeballsteve
I might be Jura number two.
02:01:45
Brother Devon
It might be your number two, dude. So I think it's going to be like, is he going? I don't know, man. I thought it was an intriguing trailer. Suck it.
02:01:55
slimeballsteve
Hey, you know what? He ended with Saku.
02:01:57
Brother Devon
Stucky.
02:01:59
Phantom Libtard
So. a
02:02:02
Brother Devon
Why not? Yeah, well, I'm fucking whatever, dude, right? ah There's also Companion. This trailer got my goat, dude.
02:02:07
slimeballsteve
Oh, I see.
02:02:10
OZ CUMM
Really?
02:02:10
Phantom Libtard
I didn't watch this, does it look good?
02:02:11
Brother Devon
this yeah This looks crazy. So it's by the Barbarian people.
02:02:15
Phantom Libtard
Who's in who's in it?
02:02:17
slimeballsteve
Oh.
02:02:17
OZ CUMM
Oh! That's all you had to say, Devin!
02:02:19
Brother Devon
Well, motherfuckers, I posted it. Shit. ah So it's ah pretty crazy.
02:02:29
Brother Devon
The cast is dope. it's got
02:02:31
Phantom Libtard
What's the premise? Sell it to me, someone who's never seen the trailer.
02:02:32
Brother Devon
I don't know. I don't know what the but it's weird. It's crazy. It's it stars.
02:02:38
OZ CUMM
Oh, oh my, this teaser. Oh wow.
02:02:41
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:02:41
OZ CUMM
Oh wow, Devin.
02:02:42
Brother Devon
Yeah, I told you. I told you.
02:02:44
OZ CUMM
You're right, dude. You're right.
02:02:45
Brother Devon
Yeah. um Yeah, like it. I don't know. It's like who's in it? Who's in it? Pedro Pascal's in it. I'm pretty sure Jack Quaid's in it.
02:02:58
Brother Devon
ah The main woman, Sophie Thatcher's in it, who plays yellow jackets.
02:03:03
OZ CUMM
From, um, from your jackets. Hell yeah.
02:03:06
Brother Devon
Yeah. um
02:03:09
OZ CUMM
Yeah, this is this is this is looking pretty damn good, Devin.
02:03:12
Brother Devon
Yeah, I'm into it, dude.
02:03:14
slimeballsteve
This looks a wild. This looks like something.
02:03:17
Brother Devon
Yeah. ah The only thing that makes me concerned is because it says a coming suit.
02:03:27
OZ CUMM
Uh-oh.
02:03:27
Brother Devon
But then if you look at the posters coming out in January and I was like, well, OK, hold on. no Yeah, I don't love that part.
02:03:32
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
02:03:35
Brother Devon
It could just also be like, hey, we're. We do want something good to come out in January. So that'd be nice. I just hope that is what ends up happening.
02:03:48
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I'm down for whatever the barbarian people make.
02:03:48
Brother Devon
And I hope it's not just like terrible, but.
02:03:54
OZ CUMM
and That may be rules.
02:03:55
slimeballsteve
That movie came out of left field and it, yeah, you are tense the entire movie.
02:03:55
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:04:00
OZ CUMM
It's tense, funny, it's fucking funny as hell.
02:04:01
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm, mm hmm.
02:04:03
OZ CUMM
That shit, that worked in every level. It was great.
02:04:07
Brother Devon
Yeah, so I mean, as a trailer or teaser, you'd say it kind of gets me going. I don't know why Jack Quaid's like the psychopath who's like burning this woman alive slowly in this movie and why she can't seem to feel it.
02:04:19
OZ CUMM
Good stuff.
02:04:22
Brother Devon
But whatever, dude, I'm in. And then so I think that's it for a trailer. And then we got this weird nugget of news.
02:04:30
slimeballsteve
I believe so.
02:04:34
OZ CUMM
Hello.
02:04:34
Brother Devon
Halo Infinite, remember that game? Remember that game? Getting a third person mode.
02:04:39
slimeballsteve
When did that come out?
02:04:41
Phantom Libtard
That's so weird.
02:04:41
Brother Devon
Like fucking 2020, dude.
02:04:42
Phantom Libtard
Why like why?
02:04:43
Brother Devon
I don't know.
02:04:44
Phantom Libtard
Like this is why Xbox is never going to win because they're doing shit like this, like this stuff is so stupid.
02:04:44
slimeballsteve
i
02:04:49
Brother Devon
This really does kind of reek of like, we're just throwing shit at the wall type stuff.
02:04:51
Phantom Libtard
Doesn't make any sense. No, but it's not even like, oh, we're making it a VR or something, you know, something that like actually like might be appealing to some people.
02:04:58
Brother Devon
Would be cool. Yeah.
02:05:02
Phantom Libtard
Like who would want to play Halo like that?
02:05:04
Brother Devon
I don't know.
02:05:04
Phantom Libtard
Fucking stupid, stupid idiot people would would play Halo that way.
02:05:08
Brother Devon
Well, anyway, yeah, I wasn't going to.
02:05:09
Phantom Libtard
Like there's no point.
02:05:09
Brother Devon
I wasn't going to think about it. Not me.
02:05:11
slimeballsteve
can i can can i give you Can I give you a real piece of game news to end on?
02:05:11
OZ CUMM
yeah
02:05:15
OZ CUMM
Oh yeah, what do you got?
02:05:16
Phantom Libtard
yeah
02:05:16
Brother Devon
Real people.
02:05:17
Phantom Libtard
Yes.
02:05:17
OZ CUMM
See something juicy?
02:05:19
slimeballsteve
Shacks in
Shaq in Fortnite
02:05:21
OZ CUMM
Jackson Fortney!
02:05:23
slimeballsteve
Fortnite.
02:05:23
slimeballsteve
in Fortnite.
02:05:24
OZ CUMM
Jackson Fortney!
02:05:24
Brother Devon
And I don't care about Shaq, dude. Once he stopped winning me rings, bro, I stopped Karen.
02:05:33
OZ CUMM
Oh, I just wanna say, I'm so happy I'm in Fortnite.
02:05:33
slimeballsteve
Devon, wait a second.
02:05:36
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:05:36
OZ CUMM
It's gonna be a good time.
02:05:37
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:05:37
OZ CUMM
I love you, my gun.
02:05:39
slimeballsteve
You're not from Orlando, nor are you from LA.
02:05:42
Brother Devon
Nah dude, I was the biggest Orlando Magic fan you've ever seen.
02:05:43
Phantom Libtard
ah For a second, I thought,
02:05:44
OZ CUMM
if
02:05:45
Phantom Libtard
For some for some reason, I thought you said he was in Dead by Daylight.
02:05:49
slimeballsteve
No, in Fortnite, in Fortnite.
02:05:49
Phantom Libtard
That would be cool. This is not that cool.
02:05:53
OZ CUMM
Jack's acting a fool in Fortnite.
02:05:53
Brother Devon
ah
02:05:55
Brother Devon
I, uh...
02:05:56
slimeballsteve
Hey, he does his little wiggle, his little meme wiggle.
02:05:59
OZ CUMM
Oh.
02:05:59
Phantom Libtard
The little the cat one like with that, they show with the cat.
02:06:01
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
02:06:04
Phantom Libtard
That's so silly.
02:06:04
OZ CUMM
to get him.
02:06:06
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I bought dude, he was 3600 V-Bucks.
02:06:08
Phantom Libtard
I mean, it's Chris, Chris, it's fucking Shaq, dude, like if they really Shaq for, I don't know, for Street Fighter, I would get him.
02:06:09
OZ CUMM
You might
02:06:15
slimeballsteve
Well, that's the thing.
02:06:16
Brother Devon
um
02:06:16
slimeballsteve
I bought Shaq, so maybe they'll give me an Anthony Hardaway.
02:06:16
Phantom Libtard
Like, chat.
02:06:20
Brother Devon
du I was the biggest Phoenix Suns fan ever, dude.
02:06:20
Phantom Libtard
Nah, you ain't gettin' Shaq and Penny.
02:06:20
OZ CUMM
get
02:06:22
slimeballsteve
I can't get a little Penny back bling.
02:06:22
Phantom Libtard
You ain't...
02:06:24
slimeballsteve
Come on.
02:06:24
Phantom Libtard
You ain't gettin' Shaq.
02:06:25
OZ CUMM
Charles Barkley.
02:06:26
Phantom Libtard
You ain't gettin' Shaq and Penny.
02:06:27
OZ CUMM
You might get Charles Barkley.
02:06:30
Phantom Libtard
I'ma get Chuck.
02:06:30
OZ CUMM
You may get Chuck.
02:06:32
Brother Devon
ah
02:06:32
slimeballsteve
Chuck, are we talking about from a...
02:06:34
OZ CUMM
Those women in San Antonio, they're fat. That's what you would say.
02:06:38
Brother Devon
but
02:06:38
slimeballsteve
i I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think.
02:06:39
Phantom Libtard
and And Fortnite?
02:06:39
slimeballsteve
You could do a Michael Jordan, right? You could do a, I think LeBron's already in a few games. He's in the the Warner Brothers, Smash Brothers.
02:06:46
Brother Devon
He's in, he's in Fortnite, right? He's definitely in Fortnite too, right?
02:06:50
slimeballsteve
Is he?
02:06:50
Phantom Libtard
lebron LeBron.
02:06:51
Brother Devon
I thought, I mean, I'll be honest, who isn't in Fortnite? List is LeBron the goat.
02:06:56
Phantom Libtard
Damn.
02:06:58
OZ CUMM
I haven't gotten in there yet, Devin, OK?
02:07:00
Brother Devon
in for LeBron James was first released in chapter two, season seven, and as part of the King James
02:07:01
OZ CUMM
It's hard.
02:07:01
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, come on, man.
02:07:02
OZ CUMM
It's not as easy as it looks.
02:07:04
slimeballsteve
ah Basketball players. for
02:07:10
OZ CUMM
Brown James.
02:07:11
Phantom Libtard
Our ah our our Lucy and David in Fortnite.
02:07:15
slimeballsteve
Janice anti-com-po Janice
02:07:16
Phantom Libtard
Or or Johnny Silverhand.
02:07:18
Brother Devon
Johnny. So Ram is not and so even miss Hey, t I don't think this fortnight things gonna make sense See,
02:07:21
OZ CUMM
e
02:07:21
slimeballsteve
is in it Janice anti-com-po I don't know how to say his name Hold
02:07:22
OZ CUMM
Janice, Janice Soprano. Tony's, Tony's sister is in it, but he's not. What? Explain that to me.
02:07:37
OZ CUMM
team we gotta to invest in this fortnight thing but pale not for yeah i think this podcast is over I think we can get a lot of money out of it from these weirdos yeah everybody's gotta to make some sacrifice
02:07:39
slimeballsteve
on
02:07:39
Brother Devon
I don't think Aaron Rodgers is the entity this guy stop working out.
02:07:43
slimeballsteve
Alright, this podcast is over. This podcast is done!
02:07:46
Brother Devon
I Tune in next week for more Sopranos.
02:07:49
slimeballsteve
it's More Sopranos in Fortnite.
02:07:50
Brother Devon
More Sopranos in Fortnite.
02:07:55
slimeballsteve
You know what? You know Penguin, Tony.
02:07:57
Brother Devon
oh
02:07:59
Phantom Libtard
Everybody's gotta make sacrifices Turn around there's a there's a sunset behind you.
02:08:02
slimeballsteve
Alright.
02:08:03
Brother Devon
Come on.
02:08:05
Phantom Libtard
It's beautiful. Go look at it It's a logical thing to do large I for extra pickles.
02:08:07
slimeballsteve
Oh, that's a beautiful sunset.
02:08:07
Brother Devon
Come on. Come on. I can't.
02:08:09
OZ CUMM
Let's go get some slushy stuff.
02:08:10
Brother Devon
I thought I said don't. I can't. I thought I should. It's too properly on this.
02:08:17
OZ CUMM
They got don so much cilantro on it, I want to eat together with that!
02:08:17
Brother Devon
Oh, there's too much radish, horseradish auditions. I don't want it. It's a lot of time. That was it. Oh, man.
02:08:24
Phantom Libtard
They give me two pickles. So what is one thing all the normal normal size?
02:08:28
slimeballsteve
Is this penguin?
02:08:28
Phantom Libtard
I
02:08:29
slimeballsteve
Is this penguin?
02:08:29
OZ CUMM
This is Pac-Man.
02:08:29
Brother Devon
Get Steve.
02:08:30
Phantom Libtard
This is pegwood.
02:08:30
Brother Devon
You're messing up, dude.
02:08:31
Phantom Libtard
Steve, you're missing out.
02:08:31
slimeballsteve
This sounds great.
02:08:31
Brother Devon
You're messing up, Steve.
02:08:32
slimeballsteve
This sounds great.
02:08:32
OZ CUMM
Steve, you're missing out, buddy.
02:08:33
Phantom Libtard
It's amazing.
02:08:36
slimeballsteve
I agree with the penguin. Why are you putting print pickles on so many things? Come on, slow it down.
02:08:39
Brother Devon
That's your pickles, you get two pickles.
02:08:41
Phantom Libtard
That's actually because they give you two pickles is what's normal pickle pickle.
02:08:42
OZ CUMM
yes
02:08:45
slimeballsteve
Oh, he wants more pickles?
02:08:46
OZ CUMM
Do you should have gave more worth it
02:08:46
slimeballsteve
Never mind. I don't know if I can agree with this penguin character.
02:08:46
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, you want a more pickles.
02:08:47
Brother Devon
Well, no, it's just the fact that he he is accurate in the sense of like, what the fuck?
02:08:48
slimeballsteve
He is a bad guy. He is a bad guy.
02:08:54
Brother Devon
You know, I'm pickles and you want to go.
02:08:57
slimeballsteve
How many episodes are they? pig Penguin deep, how they?
02:08:59
Phantom Libtard
I think that the third one just came out tonight.
02:08:59
Brother Devon
I'm so freeze tonight. Yeah. So,
02:09:02
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, Amir was texting me about it.
02:09:03
slimeballsteve
ah So this sounds like it's so it's worth it, so we might have to check this out.
02:09:04
Phantom Libtard
He said it was amazing. He said it's amazing. Third episode is amazing.
02:09:08
OZ CUMM
ah
02:09:09
slimeballsteve
But I think we're gonna we're goingnna wrap up here, guys.
02:09:11
Brother Devon
the next week, see how many pickles I eat.
02:09:12
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, we'll find out. If this is a show where it's just the but penguin eating pickles, like ah like a mad lab.
02:09:16
Phantom Libtard
oh
02:09:18
Brother Devon
complaining about his food. He might be two for two. Does he complain about food in every episode so far?
02:09:22
OZ CUMM
Yeah, he does.
02:09:25
Phantom Libtard
It's not gonna be a thing that's gonna be a motif that's gonna be a motif to get more than Ziggy you saw to my fucking hero they do they only give me a fucking they'll give me a dollop
02:09:28
OZ CUMM
That's why it's so good.
02:09:28
Brother Devon
What the fuck?
02:09:30
OZ CUMM
That's why it's so good.
02:09:30
slimeballsteve
a motif.
02:09:31
OZ CUMM
Why do you think I like it so much?
02:09:33
Brother Devon
What the fuck? I mean, it's falafel. It's falafel bullshit.
02:09:35
slimeballsteve
but
02:09:35
OZ CUMM
It is good wobble, but I mean, come on. I want an extra Suzuki sauce.
02:09:39
Brother Devon
It's all just fucking, it's a ziggy sauce. I'm trying to get my mom's ziggy.
02:09:52
Phantom Libtard
I asked for extra tzatziki sauce, they can only give me a doll, but it's tzatziki sauce.
02:09:52
Brother Devon
what
02:09:56
Brother Devon
Vic, how much does Ziggy say she told me to get it, Vic?
02:09:59
Phantom Libtard
Did you, uh, you ever get the slushpuppies?
02:10:00
Brother Devon
Fuck Vic.
02:10:00
OZ CUMM
You gotta be careful out here, this world can gobble you up!
02:10:03
Brother Devon
yeah
02:10:03
OZ CUMM
Gonna eat you up, you gon' get your Z sauce!
02:10:06
Brother Devon
it
02:10:08
Phantom Libtard
Slushp- you ever get the slushpuppies at that coin-op place?
02:10:08
Brother Devon
Oh yeah, it is better.
02:10:11
Phantom Libtard
What's the name of that place? Buddies?
02:10:13
Brother Devon
Spilling all that to Ziggy's.
02:10:14
slimeballsteve
Alright, you penguins.
02:10:16
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, man.
02:10:17
slimeballsteve
We'll be back next week. Guys, thanks again.
02:10:20
Phantom Libtard
I love, I love that show.
02:10:21
slimeballsteve
Bye!
02:10:22
Brother Devon
Bye.
02:10:23
Phantom Libtard
I love it, dude.