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Shadow of the Erdtree Talkers
40 Plays4 months ago
John and Galanti ring out in triumph for the DLC
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Transcript
Introduction and Humorous Banter
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Devon Kopete
Hello, you are listening to the all new anti-famboy podcast for the week of June 30th, 2024. I am full of bread and liquid. My name is Devin Kopeck and with me is probably not as full of bread or liquid. Jonathan Suarez, Steve Oteri, and Christopher Galante.
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slimeballsteve
Mmm.
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m bison
Hmm.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hmm.
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Devon Kopete
There it is.
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slimeballsteve
of
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Devon Kopete
There it is. I don't know why I added a little bit of a little bit of juice on that one, Chris.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Why I want.
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Devon Kopete
Gallante.
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m bison
Possessed.
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Devon Kopete
I don't know why I said it like that.
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m bison
Possessed.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, you wanted to you presented me as the.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Let's call it the sacrifice of the podcast tonight to make it run smoothly.
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Devon Kopete
OK.
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m bison
HANAGE.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
So probably going to.
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Devon Kopete
So so it runs smoothly. We got to kill you.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, we got to sacrifice something.
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Devon Kopete
Mm hmm.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
before every podcast. That's our thing. Usually it's chickens. See does that all the time.
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Devon Kopete
I'm all out of toes dude. I ran out AF
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
She loves murdering chickens. So we're, that's how we keep this place float. And that's how we keep the money rolling in baby.
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slimeballsteve
Podcasts and fried chicken, that's what we do here.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Uh, we sell chicken. That's all we do. That's how this podcast is even on the air guys. Okay.
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slimeballsteve
AFP, we do chicken right.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
We do chicken, right? Finger looking good.
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Devon Kopete
bear oh
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's what we say instead of licking looking good We told you we had meetings or we couldn't use that and you keep using it so we have to though Yeah, no more chicken talk though, we're here to talk about various what
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slimeballsteve
Finger fucking good.
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Devon Kopete
to avoid it yeah keep going rogue
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slimeballsteve
yeah What? No!
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slimeballsteve
Come on! I had all these business cards made.
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Devon Kopete
What, what is that?
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slimeballsteve
i yeah It was Mr.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Was that Mr. Bean?
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slimeballsteve
V, but I didn't know it was that long. I didn't know the clip was that long.
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Devon Kopete
At first I was like, did Steve just hit him with a weirdly echoey, but decent accent?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
God damn.
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slimeballsteve
but
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Devon Kopete
And then, like, how will you please shut up?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I know. I know Mr. Bean's voice.
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slimeballsteve
yeah ah hello
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, hello. Yes, we all. I am familiar with the Bean. But that are we talking about the Bean tonight, guys?
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Devon Kopete
I don't think so.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
John might.
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Devon Kopete
I don't think there's any Bean.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
He saw a beam, I
Personal Experiences in Chicago and Gaming
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
think.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, he's all THE Bean, dude.
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m bison
i Did not I did not see the beam this time not this I saw it last time The larval tear the giant larval tear no, I they did not go see it this time You know, I didn't even I didn't even eat deep dish pizza while I was up there, okay
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
The beam.
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slimeballsteve
You did see.
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Devon Kopete
You didn't see the Bean?
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slimeballsteve
Oh.
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Devon Kopete
Ah, yeah, I guess.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
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Devon Kopete
You know what? I'll be honest. As a fellow Bean viewer...
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
The larval tear.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, as as a fellow Bean viewer, you don't need to see that thing twice.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
All right. I don't want to hear any more slander about this beam. That's not why we're here. Okay. God damn it.
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slimeballsteve
I'm here for the bean.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
This is beam talk.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh my God, John.
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Devon Kopete
that's That's still the right call. That's still the right call.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Jesus, John.
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m bison
OK.
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Devon Kopete
Well, actually, maybe not. Maybe you probably should have released it.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Did you tap dance on Al Capone's grave?
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m bison
No.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, come on.
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slimeballsteve
Come on!
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Everybody does that every day in Chicago.
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Devon Kopete
Come on! Yeah, what are you doing? Did you do anything fun in Chicago? Or did you just work?
In-Depth Elden Ring Discussion
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m bison
Yeah, I played I played Shadow of the Earthry in my hotel room at night.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
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Devon Kopete
Okay.
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Devon Kopete
I'm working!
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
There go.
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Devon Kopete
Leave me alone!
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
All right. That works.
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Devon Kopete
yeah I suppose
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
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m bison
Yeah, I was like. I mean, I went out because my cousin lives up there. So i went I went out with him a couple nights while I was out there. But like out all the other nights, I was like, I'm going to get home. I'm going to, you know, fucking order dinner or whatever. I'll order DoorDash. I don't have to fucking leave. I'm just going to fucking play on my steam deck the whole time.
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Devon Kopete
but
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slimeballsteve
That's good stuff
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m bison
So. Yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
John, you are quite a bit into the game, into the DLC.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I did not beat it.
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m bison
I did not beat it yet, ah Tim.
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m bison
Tim in a mirror, I believe, beat it already.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
How are you feeling though? where where would you but Where would you say your progression is?
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m bison
I complete I complete I completed the map fragments, so I have the whole map now.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
75%?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, okay.
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m bison
I.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's a big time over here.
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m bison
I wasn't even like using a walkthrough at all through this, so like, but but what happened was I ended up, I told this to Devon, I told him that I almost ended up dragons dogmying myself, but it's not the same Devon.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nice. There you go.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Okay.
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m bison
if If it was like if the OK, so the thing that it's like, um ah Chris, you'll you'll get this. It's like burning the tree in in Elden Ring.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Ah, okay, so it's like the prelude.
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m bison
So like if I yeah, if I hit yes in this at this prompt that I got, then I would have locked out all all the NPC quests and whatever wherever progress progress progress I have on whatever NPC quest I was doing up to that point would have just fucking would have died and then.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
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slimeballsteve
Hmm.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Weapons.
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slimeballsteve
Oh.
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m bison
I still would have been able to do stuff in the game and like defeat some of the bosses or whatever But like, you know, I probably would have missed out on some cool some cool like dialogue some cool or some cool weapons and armor and stuff Yeah, well, then I probably like Because I think it it wouldn't have locked me out of like major Battles or anything.
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slimeballsteve
Hmm.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
weapons
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Devon Kopete
and like some cool game.
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m bison
It's just like some of those battles like you could um You know like
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m bison
If if a story from an NPC was leading up to that point, you could have, you know, you could have summoned them as a helper, as a cooperator, you know.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah yes i see much like in elbow room
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m bison
Yeah. And like, because that yeah, because that's how the original game is. And, you know, it's cool. ah They they basically here's a little thing. It's not a spoiler, Chris. ah They took the data from the original game and they said, fuck you. And now, like for at least a couple of the major boss battles I had, If you want to summon a cooperator, they put it like in the fucking inside the fucking mist. Like, you don't summon them outside. You have to summon them inside the mist.
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m bison
You have to find it.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah Wow.
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m bison
You have to find it, Chris. You have to find the gold summon sign in the in the in the in the arena.
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Devon Kopete
Thank
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m bison
And not only that, but like, I don't know how far you are in the game, but like, like this is a theme that you'll see the bosses now. They really like. They don't give you a second.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes.
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m bison
once you get it Once you get in there, yeah once you get in there there they're up you they're up your butt immediately.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes. Yes. Yes.
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slimeballsteve
Thank you.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
There was a boss fight particularly where I had to be like, okay, I got to step away. I got to move away from this.
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m bison
yeah yeah Yeah, you have to like it.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Cause I had to like wait. Well, the cool thing that I got that Elwood ring is great for is if you come up against like something that you're just not ready for.
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Devon Kopete
you.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I had a lot of shit I had to do. Like to get weapons. I really wanted level up a little bit more, like in the lands between, because I went at Moog at like level 90, 95.
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m bison
Yeah, so that's too low.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
So I was a little low and I knew like, it probably got to be pretty high just to do DLC.
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m bison
Yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
So I went and got like another 20 levels now.
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Devon Kopete
Thank you.
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m bison
OK.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
And yeah, i I walked around.
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m bison
You stepped in there, dude, they would you think of this skill check like right in the beginning to fucking fly flying, dude.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
That little little piece of shit.
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m bison
Yeah, that's the dude that killed me where I was like, OK, seven minutes in, I'm dead ah ah right now.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Does he have feet on both? Does he have feet on his back?
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m bison
I don't know.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because he's like flipping around.
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m bison
He's flipping around. He's got the circle blade things.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
on out Yeah, that guy got me he got me But then I was like, okay, all right, I know i He's a little bitch I gotta I gotta keep my distance Yeah
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m bison
They really, yeah, they really skill. Yeah, they really skill check you right in the beginning. They're like, yeah all right. Yeah, yeah, after a couple of tries or at least maybe even one try, you're like, OK, like now I'm ready.
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Devon Kopete
. . .
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m bison
Yeah, they got to make sure nobody like. they They make sure to let you know, like you're not going to do a no a no death run your first time in here. So we're going to get this.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
that
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m bison
We're going to get this out of the way right now.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
There are a lot, I'll tell ya, everybody, most things I'm fighting are pretty fast.
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m bison
We're going to get your feet wet.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
And they hit like a truck.
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m bison
Yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's what I've noticed. But I've been i've been collecting the Scardicore, whatever the fuck they are.
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m bison
This kind of tree or I think it's like said, old English pronunciation is actually shadu tree. So, yeah, so.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Shadow's. The Shadow Tree's bits.
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m bison
but I also call them scatter trees fragments. I don't fucking care. I'm American I was brought up in America and I'll pronounce it American way So you did you fight a major but did you get a remembrance yet not yet, okay but Okay
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
That
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Devon Kopete
the skidoo, the skidoo tears or whatever.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Skidoo tiers have been, I've been collecting those. I got a map, you know, a few of them. And I collected those, but I haven't really gone too much farther into it other than.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, no, I tried to fight a boss in a castle. Castle Morm maybe is what it's called. No, that's, that's in Lance between.
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m bison
Okay.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Um, yeah, he, she, or he is very fast. Uses a like magical. imbued weapons and as a knight, but I was Trying to get her Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one So I did a little exploring, you know in that little encampment where all the soldiers are right I killed everybody in there
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m bison
Hold on, do you... yeah That's the first boss you ran into? Rinala? Or Ralana? Wait, so where did you go? Cause that... likes Everybody everybody I talked to that's their second encounter. That's their second ah major boss encounter Right, yeah, so you want it you want straight to Castle Ensis in the beginning You son of a bitch I think you gotta go back Chris you gotta to go back you gotta double back a little bit indeed
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, so I saw the castle steps and I was like hey I cleared the whole castle.
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Devon Kopete
Thank
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I killed everybody in there and I got all the way to the boss This
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m bison
OK, so at least you're set up with the ball. Yeah, that boss is ah a lot of people were like.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
is rough I Got her I almost killed her.
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m bison
A lot of people are like, is this game? Is this a real game? Like because like.
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slimeballsteve
Mm
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m bison
Because the.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I almost killed I was very close
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m bison
I didn't even like. I was I think I was overpowered, at least, but like I I just went in, I just went in with Moonvale and just spam Moonvale on her and I didn't even see.
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Devon Kopete
you
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Devon Kopete
you.
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m bison
the Like you probably got killed by the the moon thing that she does right the moon.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, I jumped over those.
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m bison
No Okay, so you you're okay with those.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I saw that coming.
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m bison
Okay Yeah Yeah that that got me yeah that yeah once you yeah once you time those yeah the big fucking glint big blade super sword that she does and
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, because you know what what?
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slimeballsteve
-hmm
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
It kind of trains you to jump more, that boss fight, because she has ah that that huge sword sweep attack, and there's really no way to dodge that. There's no way to roll that.
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Devon Kopete
Okay.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was jumping over that already, and then I saw that
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m bison
I was like, oh, is this what is this what getting hit by Moonville feels like on the other side?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah it sucks he was at me all day with those like those moon veil slashes that like clear the room across the room ah yeah what a what a bitch um yeah i knew i wasn't ready though she's got a lot of health too he's really tanky it was brutal it was brutal
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m bison
I was like, oh, my God.
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m bison
Yeah.
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m bison
I can't believe you. So that's the first you didn't go through the um you didn't go under the big overpass. At that, like the first thumb.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
where the giant doors are, I went through there, I collected the Skattacore tree fragments, and then I doubled back, because I was like, oh, little check out theca I like I like castles.
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m bison
Yeah.
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m bison
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
but Just sounds like a child's book before I like castles I
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slimeballsteve
I know I can't, so...
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I always do, like the forts.
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m bison
I like I like big castles.
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Devon Kopete
you
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I always see them, I'm like, oh, this is cool looking.
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m bison
Yes, OK, so you saw the big bridge and you were like. I'm going I'm going to go there first.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Also, I realized that they got rid of, they took Torin away from you. So I was like, okay, you want me to run through this old bitch? Like, this is a castle run, baby.
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m bison
Oh, ah when you get in when you get in there, they took torn away from you, yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Ready? Yeah. I was like, okay, they want me to go through this whole place. Look around everywhere. There's gonna be dude, enemies everywhere. So I was a little prepared for it. And the only thing that gave me a lot of strife leading up to the boss was there was like a summon, not a summon. Oh God, what am I, what am I thinking?
Elden Ring's Storytelling and World-Building
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m bison
Spiritash.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
An invader that was like standing outside.
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m bison
Oh, an NPC, like ah a recusant, a recusant.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, a ruckusent who was waiting outside and I kind of, I just spammed, killed her with arrows because I have the black bow and that's all leveled up.
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Devon Kopete
.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
So I was just dodging shit, hitting her in the face with arrows and killed her, killed him. And then I got to the boss and I was like, I tried like five, six times. I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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m bison
So you want you' got to go back and love and and get and get your weight up, as they say.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, 100%.
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m bison
Right. Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I now from what you've told me, it seems as though that was not the right choice.
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m bison
Yeah, I don't think you were supposed to go there. Yeah. So like the um there's like a because you you went to the main that main site of grace, right? The three path cross where you saw we talked to the NPCs.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes.
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m bison
Right.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Talk to everybody there.
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m bison
OK, yeah, because you were talking about the Michaela's Michaela's crosses like you you were into that.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes.
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m bison
OK, so what you did was you I'm looking at a map that you went north from there across the bridge to Castle Ensis.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
The whole idea of like a pilgrimage.
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Devon Kopete
.
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m bison
This isn't really spoiler. This is just like I'm like, you know, I'm just trying to give you advice. ah Go back to that site of grace and go west.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Through the doors, through the doors.
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m bison
Yeah, go go in there. That's like. That like once you get through that area, you'll be ready for for Rowana.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Interesting I almost had her it's close close Yeah, you know that she seems a lot like millennia, you know, that's I kind of seen kind of move sets and everything
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Devon Kopete
.
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m bison
Well, I mean, yeah, it's that's a tough one, like a lot a lot of people. I think that's that's a that boss was a big. um Like a speed bump where that's where a lot of people were like quitting, I think the game.
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Devon Kopete
Hmm.
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m bison
Yeah.
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m bison
but I mean, I don't even want to like i don't want to go this far to say this, but like she's like a little bit more aggressive, too. I don't know.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hmm. Yeah, you know you know wrong She kind of of slow walks here Yeah, she she comes out like a what like a Western gunslinger she kind of looks just like doctors over to you I
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m bison
I mean, I did fight millenia millennia, because millennia, like in the in the beginning, yeah, you could like you could like slow walk, you could like dance with her a little bit. but like these
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m bison
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Thanks.
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m bison
And then you're kind of like like like the the strategy for that fight is like you want to wait for her to attack so you could dodge or or block and then and then counter attack. Whereas these are like they're just like fucking like light speed like they want to get in. They want to get inside you like real quick.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, I've noticed her, like the, the, the AI, the, you know, the, the, the, whatever how she's programmed to attack. Sometimes she doesn't run at the door when you come in. And I was like praying for this because then I can get my, I got my, my mimic, my mimic tier out.
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Devon Kopete
Okay.
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m bison
Oh, like you're like what? Yeah.
00:15:07
m bison
You're mimicked here. Yeah. No, and then like mimicked here is like it takes it's like 147 frames or some shit to like to recover from summoning mimicked here. Like they really it's almost like it's almost like they knew everyone was going to bring mimicked here to these bosses. And they were like, we have to make sure we make them do so like we make them interact with the boss first before they before they decide to.
00:15:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yes Yeah, yeah.
00:15:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'll be honest with you though, she's and remarkably easy to get to proc blood on.
00:15:34
m bison
Mm hmm.
00:15:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm thinking I i drop the mimic tier and I go with an omen killer that summon because his shit causes like 100% bleed.
00:15:44
m bison
Blade, yeah.
00:15:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And then just have that him tank her why just hit her with I was using storm blade one.
00:15:50
m bison
Well, how many how many revered revered spirit ashes do you have? Like levels for those. Yeah, so ah yeah, because the the thing is like I was when I was struggling with with mimic tier on some of the some of these bosses like I would switch to black knife teach just to see and like black knife teacher would just get fucking blown up and I think it's because my Yeah, cuz my revered spirit ash.
00:16:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
She's got no health too.
00:16:15
m bison
I think we just wasn't high enough sometimes but mimicked here I think has like has a cushion because If he's using your stuff
00:16:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well,
00:16:23
m bison
two Like he's using your your upgraded weapons and your you know, your upgrade and armor and stuff like Right,
00:16:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes, yes.
00:16:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Just about everything I, every weapon I use is blood based in some ways. So that was nothing.
00:16:34
m bison
yeah If anything what you might want to try to use and I use this for one of the bosses that was that like that was weak to bleed You might I don't know if you use great runes a lot I don't really use them a lot but like when I struggle that's when I start to use them and
00:16:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, use modes?
00:16:49
m bison
But I used mokes and it made fucking Mimic Tier a fucking god, dude.
00:16:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's a really good idea. a
00:16:55
m bison
Like it made Mimic Tier a god. Like once they procced bleed, like he was he was doing a lot of damage.
00:16:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
00:17:00
m bison
Yeah. And if you have a if you have an NPC summon, too, it powers them up, too, I think.
00:17:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, whoa.
00:17:07
m bison
So that's it. That's one. That's another thing you can think about doing, too.
00:17:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, I'm going to beat her tonight.
00:17:09
m bison
Yeah. yeah
00:17:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, shit.
00:17:12
m bison
But what I want to say, though, is when if you do beater, I think you should still go back and go go to do the other area that i that i that I mentioned to the west of the the main the three-path cross.
00:17:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, of course.
00:17:24
m bison
because there's there's a Yeah, because there's an area there that you've got to do it.
00:17:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's a really good idea.
00:17:29
m bison
You have to.
00:17:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah Visually, it is stunning.
00:17:32
m bison
It's stunning, right? Breathtaking. Yeah.
00:17:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It is disarming. um And it's very dark and it's ah very creepy and depressed.
00:17:37
m bison
Yes.
00:17:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Look at that vibe.
00:17:42
m bison
I yeah, I can't I went to an area. A new area yesterday where I was like I like fucking but it was arresting how beautiful the environment was. And then I got to another area and I'm actually scared like and like that's the thing like I never really like the last time I was actually scared in this game was when I just first started playing it for the first time and I'm like crouch walking everywhere and like fucking sneaking, he's being sneaky.
00:18:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:11
m bison
But like after I started playing. And like even when I played through the DLC too, like you know since like I'm used to the game now, I'm like running through. I got to an area where I'm actually afraid. I'm actually afraid.
00:18:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is it a swamp?
00:18:26
m bison
And yeah you you'll probably know when you get there, you'll you'll you'll talk to us about it, but like ah kind of.
00:18:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I figured.
00:18:32
m bison
I don't want to say i don't want to say anything. Here, I'll tell Devin. I'll tell Devin in a DM, and then he can he can react for you.
00:18:39
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
00:18:41
m bison
OK.
00:18:41
Devon Kopete
okay
00:18:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Um, I did unfortunately get some things spoiled for me on YouTube um I saw an image and A title and I was like, oh, well, that's fucking awesome. And I'm happy that's in there, but it did spoil Other than that though, I'm I fucking Absolutely love this DLC so goddamn much of just a little bit I played of it.
00:19:11
Devon Kopete
Yes.
00:19:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's it's gorgeous. It's huge, too. It's really, really big. I was not expecting it to be as big.
00:19:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And it feels just as expansive as in like traversing and exploring as ah the way it's between, you know, like and I I took a big break on that game because I beat it like four times and I picked it back up recently and I'm just like back in the
00:19:34
m bison
Yeah.
00:19:38
m bison
It's great, right?
00:19:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
back down the back down the hole, you know, like you just kind of get lost in it for hours.
00:19:42
m bison
Yeah.
00:19:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah. so ah So John sent me a descriptor. I had actually heard of this area, too.
00:19:50
m bison
Oh, you did?
00:19:50
Devon Kopete
ae Just from people that, you know, I follow on Twitter that are playing.
00:19:51
m bison
OK.
00:19:54
Devon Kopete
They're like, this is everything to me. um No, it sounds like it it's it's rough.
00:19:59
m bison
Yeah, it changes how you play the game a little bit.
00:20:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:20:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Interesting.
00:20:02
m bison
I don't know how important because like the one area I was in, I think like the like a couple of the areas I was in before, I think don't really have a bearing on like the main story like it's like like Elden Ring is like I probably like they were easily I could have easily skipped it if I.
00:20:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
00:20:19
Devon Kopete
Like this is an optional area, yeah.
00:20:20
m bison
if i Yeah, like this area, I probably would have could have missed it if I if I just went and just try to beeline the story. So I'm glad I ended up here.
00:20:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, you know.
00:20:31
m bison
Because there there were like I said, like, you know, like you like I was telling you before, Chris, like there were fucking areas in the original game that I didn't even know fucking existed until I played it again.
00:20:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I know.
00:20:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That happened to me too. I'm like, what?
00:20:45
m bison
Which is like insane.
00:20:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
This is here the whole time?
00:20:47
m bison
Yeah. Yeah. And like Placidus acts, I didn't even fucking I don't even I don't even know what he was before. And I've I fought him this time like this time around.
00:20:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh man, that's insane isn't it?
00:20:58
m bison
Yeah, like you when you lay
Game Mechanics and Player Feedback
00:21:00
m bison
down and like fucking time you go back in time and shit and fight them like that's like crazy shit But like it's kind of crazy cuz that's an optional that's that's an optional area and boss like you You don't have to go through it and like all this effort was put into making it which is kind of insane to me Plus shoot a sharp
00:21:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
First, Elden Lord, man. That guy. Well, Sligius, well, Sligius the axe. Dragon Snacks.
00:21:24
Devon Kopete
the fifth
00:21:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um Yeah, I could tell.
00:21:26
m bison
mis
00:21:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um This is also somewhat, if not completely, Bloodborne inspired. Like everything looks gothic and grim and dark and scary.
00:21:37
m bison
Yeah, there's a there's an area you'll probably you'll probably be screaming about to like soon. It's a main area that you have to get through for the for the main game. And Amir is like, man, every like when I was talking to him about he was just like, man, we should play Dark Souls because you would understand literally every single reference I make in this area. And I'm like, sorry. I was like, I'll play.
00:21:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
00:21:58
m bison
I'll play it at some point.
00:22:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Interesting Wow Dark Souls are Hmm
00:22:01
m bison
Yeah, there's like a lot of your callbacks, I guess they would say.
00:22:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
man, I'm gonna love this ah Beautiful beautiful what a wonderful DLC.
00:22:07
m bison
So if you're so if you yeah, so if you're a veteran of the series, like you would probably be probably right up your alley. So.
00:22:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm so happy ah this is exists Yeah, and I'm back in a Melbourne ring playing it nonstop.
00:22:25
m bison
It's going with this skin one game of the year, they're going to figure out a way, they're going to change the criteria, dude, they're going to change the criteria, dude, they are.
00:22:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So we'll figure out all it.
00:22:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And Keely is going to put, get his hands involved.
00:22:37
m bison
Miyazaki is going to get up there and he's going to be like, who do you think you are? I am to everyone once he gets another game of the year award.
00:22:46
Devon Kopete
Did you guys see the, uh, the donkey video he did about this?
00:22:49
m bison
Yeah, yeah.
00:22:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, I did not get say it.
00:22:52
Devon Kopete
It's not, I guess there's some spoilery stuff in there. I can't, I couldn't really tell, but, uh, I couldn't tell how much of that was a joke though.
00:22:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's why I didn't watch it. I'm kind of holding back on it.
00:23:01
Devon Kopete
I was like, I think he might just be, I don't know. He, I couldn't tell what the vibe was because ah i it was like, it was a mixed
00:23:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What was the gimmick of the video?
00:23:11
m bison
the gimmick, the gimmick of the video, what was he him saying the game's too easy while like dying like over and over again?
00:23:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but then he like just cheeses like a, a, a boss, like a ah tough boss with like one attack.
00:23:24
m bison
Yeah, there's not one weapon is a giant finger and he was using.
00:23:27
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. And then he, then he's complaining about the, I guess the Skidoo tree stuff, the the fragment things, but I don't know.
00:23:35
m bison
Well, I don't understand why.
00:23:35
Devon Kopete
I was like, I could tell where he was going with it to be honest.
00:23:39
m bison
I don't I don't know why people are so like. Gatekeepie about that stuff like well We're like, you know You didn't really beat the game if you used spirit ashes and you didn't really beat the game if you if you and like the crazy thing is I think as mongold is one of them like he gave up on the game and and he refused to use the scatter tree fragments and shit and Then like he's saying he doesn't want to play it anymore because it's too hard and it's like, of course, it's too hard You're like you're making it harder for you for yourself to play the game
00:23:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I know that's weird.
00:23:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No.
00:24:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Cool.
00:24:03
Devon Kopete
but
00:24:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Doesn't like, doesn't it?
00:24:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think I have spiders that live in his hair and shit.
00:24:10
Devon Kopete
yeah yeah he's got the bleeds everywhere out of his mouth
00:24:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't really care.
00:24:13
m bison
But like.
00:24:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
about.
00:24:16
m bison
Yeah, because if you think about it, like this was probably kind of a genius way to to do this DLC, because if like they knew everybody played the shit out of this game, so they would have all these like high level like super like fucking optimal builds and and like super synergistic builds that that they've created that can melt bosses and in the regular game. And they, you know, it would really ruin the experience if they just if if it was that easy for people.
00:24:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
They steamrolled through it, you know?
00:24:48
m bison
Right. Yeah. So, of course, they're going to make the the DLC bosses and enemies like super hard and then have like its own like it's kind of genius how how they have their own like balancing mechanic just that only works in that area. Like, I think it's I think it's genius and I think it's great.
00:25:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's the first time I've dealt with anything like that in a DLC from them. I've never, they never, to me at least, never changed the mechanics to offer like a different Play through of the game.
00:25:17
m bison
Yeah.
00:25:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I've never that's really neat. That's like the cool part of it Usually like you could see them from like really far away because they're the only bright spot in like darkness, you know Which I
00:25:20
m bison
No, and it's like it's it's really genius because it's also you can find them anywhere in the game or in the on the map, so it forces you to get out there and explore and not just try to try to do a boss run battle on the DLC because.
00:25:36
m bison
Yeah. Right. Yeah. And then like so and then like you see so like even like Like even sites of grace in this are kind of like they kind of skimp on you. They kind of make you work for the sites of grace.
00:25:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:25:53
m bison
Like a lot a lot of them you can see in the distance, but you you have no idea how to get to it so that when you actually get there, you have you went on a little like an actual like little tiny adventure to get there and you feel more accomplished when you get there, too, which is really neat.
00:25:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hmm.
00:26:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hmm.
00:26:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah. See, that's the whole pin thing. The accomplishment of finding stuff is really so big in that always good.
00:26:13
m bison
That's the whole thing. Yeah. And like and that's why it's good. Yeah, like, I don't know, man, like. Like it's like I don't understand. Like, of course, it's going to be hard and they have to make it harder so that to to the game works the way it's intended to work. So people can't just bring their fucking God builds in there and just melt through everything and then say it was too easy.
00:26:37
Devon Kopete
it was It was like that or just to have them start like with a totally new build, a new character, a different character.
00:26:38
m bison
Yeah, because I.
00:26:43
m bison
Yeah, and you know what else you know what else is ah is kind of refreshing to Chris like knowing that the runes. Aren't they they don't carry that much weight in this DLC.
00:26:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So when you lose them, it's no not as
00:26:58
m bison
So when you lose them, it's like it like I don't want to break my my own fucking my own face in a mirror, you know, but then when I when I find a scattered tree fragment, I'm like, yes.
00:27:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that's all that matters.
00:27:08
m bison
Thank God. Because you have to cost more to to level them up later.
00:27:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And I even think functionally it being more difficult kind of makes sense with the story that they're trying to go with too, because it seems like this entire place has been scoured and the only things that remain are these really hardy, strong,
00:27:15
m bison
So you know what like it's just, I don't know.
00:27:22
m bison
Yeah.
00:27:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
creatures and monsters that are like burned but they're still alive like they're all like singed they're still standing that's cool I really think that's such a cool dynamic for explanation for it you know yeah
00:27:36
m bison
Yeah.
00:27:41
Devon Kopete
Thank you.
00:27:45
m bison
It's really it's really genius, the way they throw this stuff together, the way they throw this into a pot and and and let it cook. And then like the end the end product is like is is pretty amazing.
00:27:53
Devon Kopete
.
00:27:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And I'm kind of glad this kind of functions as a sequel because I don't know if I want an Elden Ring 2 per se, you know, like, yeah, it's just fine the way it is.
00:28:04
m bison
You want you want this to just be this and just. Well, this kind of like segues into like some so other stuff I've been hearing, like Stuff that people have been posting, George RR Martin is even like hinting that there might be like a TV show or a movie in the works for Elden Ring.
00:28:20
Devon Kopete
.
00:28:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Ooh.
00:28:25
m bison
Yeah.
00:28:25
slimeballsteve
You rang.
00:28:25
Devon Kopete
You know, it's funny that you you say that because I was literally just thinking about how if they made like an Elden Ring or like a Bloodborne DLC, it would probably be an anime, like a Netflix anime show or something. It would probably be so goddamn good because then they could tell the story in a way.
00:28:42
m bison
It would be so good, yeah.
00:28:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah.
00:28:45
m bison
They can take it tell the story. Yeah, they could tell the whole story.
00:28:48
Devon Kopete
the The apparently amazing story in a more traditional way where I could somebody like me could enjoy it.
00:28:55
m bison
Yeah, here's the.
00:28:55
Devon Kopete
So.
00:28:55
slimeballsteve
I heard it's just going to be like you get sent little pamphlets on like items and it gives you like item descriptions that explain the stories.
00:29:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
In the mail.
00:29:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Or it could be like, it could be like pop up video, like the whole show.
00:29:06
Devon Kopete
Makes sense.
00:29:06
m bison
Yeah, because the.
00:29:10
slimeballsteve
That would be fun.
00:29:10
m bison
Because the other. Yeah, the other day, Miyazaki said that they do want to do an Elden Ring movie, but they needed a very strong partner to do it.
00:29:12
slimeballsteve
but
00:29:19
m bison
And then and then the other. And then yesterday. No, today tweets were dropping today in an interview. George R.R. Martin was asked about if he's heard that about an Elden Ring movie or TV series. And he says, I have nothing to say. Not a word. No, not a thing. I know nothing. You never heard a peep from me. Mom, mom, mom. What rumor?
00:29:41
slimeballsteve
Mum, mum, mum.
00:29:41
m bison
Like, that's what that's it he said.
00:29:43
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I was like I know would have surprised Yeah No, no, I mean the last book yeah
00:29:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i
00:29:44
m bison
That's what he said in his in his bathtub in his bathtub full of gold nuggets and gold bars. That's what he said.
00:29:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
is being cute all right yeah pretty much listen steve i'm gonna tell you something man the way he ended that last book of that series there's so many dangling
00:29:52
slimeballsteve
So he just like gave up on Game of Thrones, right?
00:29:55
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:29:56
m bison
I mean, look at this. Maybe he's just a gamer now. I don't know.
00:30:04
slimeballsteve
Wait, did it end?
00:30:05
Devon Kopete
no no i mean the the last book yeah
00:30:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, no, no, the way it ended, the way the last book ended, there are so many dangling plot lines to tie up.
00:30:07
slimeballsteve
Oh.
00:30:11
Devon Kopete
It's infuriating, yeah.
00:30:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i It's a monumental task to pull all that shit together. I don't...
00:30:17
Devon Kopete
But he also said he had two books left. It's not even like this is the last one.
00:30:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:30:21
Devon Kopete
He's like, oh yeah, I got two books. And it's like, Nate.
00:30:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He'd have to, right? From all the shit he's got to do?
00:30:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but that was like, what, 12, 15 years ago? So, you know, who knows?
00:30:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:30:31
slimeballsteve
He's in he's in on that Elden Ring.
00:30:34
Devon Kopete
It's like the last book, I think, came out, like,
00:30:35
m bison
Well he doesn't have to, he can lean on, he can lean on other people for Elden Ring. He doesn't have to do it all on his own.
00:30:39
slimeballsteve
He writes in ah he writes in our name on a cocktail napkin.
00:30:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, exactly.
00:30:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
00:30:44
Devon Kopete
Can you imagine though, like dude, easiest money that they would have ever made.
00:30:45
slimeballsteve
A bunch of other people do it.
00:30:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i All right, so I... I know what he did in the game.
00:30:50
Devon Kopete
think
00:30:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
like like You can see it. what What really his impact is all of the history that has happened way before your character even shows up to the place is pretty much all him. That feels very much like a Game of Thrones drama with like the War of the Shattering, Marika basically pitting all of her sons and daughters against one another.
00:31:10
m bison
yeah it does yeah
00:31:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
like Oh, okay.
00:31:15
slimeballsteve
Give me a setup, give me a setup.
00:31:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah Mama leaves breaks everything before she leaves oh There's
00:31:21
slimeballsteve
No, no, no, no, I meant that's what that's what they were saying to George RR Martin. Chris, I'm gonna hire you to be my George RR Martin for everything. Chris, give me an origin story.
00:31:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
a little boy his name Marcus lived Well needs to be an RNA.
00:31:36
slimeballsteve
It needs to be an R name.
00:31:36
m bison
Yeah it does,
00:31:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, it's an M name.
00:31:40
m bison
yeah.
00:31:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's got those. Oh, no, he doesn't sure. Yeah, there are M names I can have an M name some GRRM Marcus works. He lives in a giant pot full of dead bodies and he's trying to get out, but the guy keeps putting more dead bodies in there and he can't get out and he's very sad.
00:31:52
slimeballsteve
Okay, I'm interested.
00:32:01
Devon Kopete
This is the best storytelling in video games. Nothing comes close.
00:32:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I mean, that's probably would be in one of those games somewhere, but hey, you know what?
00:32:05
Devon Kopete
It's what I hear. It's all your every goddamn day.
00:32:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's fine. That's called style, baby. You can replicate it, make fun of it. That means it's legitimately a style.
00:32:20
Devon Kopete
There wasn't enough incest in that story, Chris.
00:32:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's a good point.
00:32:24
slimeballsteve
ah Miyazaki was like cutting that part out cutting that part out cutting that part out There
00:32:25
Devon Kopete
my
Humorous Gaming Stories
00:32:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think Miyazaki saw all the incest and he's like, I'll just make them the same person. ah ah Cover up those cracks.
00:32:35
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:32:37
slimeballsteve
you go
00:32:41
m bison
Yeah.
00:32:44
Devon Kopete
dude Yeah, so do you guys have any opinions about how they apparently made it easier already It's in like a week Yeah
00:32:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, they patched it, right?
00:32:53
m bison
Yeah, so the yeah the way. I mean, if anything, this should have been the way it was before anyway, just because of like, I don't want to find all like I know there's like there's going to be like 50 sky tree fragments everywhere. I don't think I'm going to find all of them. And I don't want I don't want to.
00:33:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you don't want to look for all of them.
00:33:11
m bison
And I don't want to feel like I have to, you know.
00:33:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Right.
00:33:13
slimeballsteve
They did that with the main game though. They made that game easier after launch.
00:33:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes, they did.
00:33:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:33:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And they patched boss fights, too.
00:33:18
m bison
They made it. Yeah, they made it easier.
00:33:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:33:21
m bison
Yeah. So this one is like. They're like weighted to like the earlier scatter tree blessings that you get. Will do will add will add more um impact to your offense and defense compared to the later ones that you do.
00:33:28
Devon Kopete
Art.
00:33:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hmm.
00:33:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
00:33:37
m bison
So they're like they're top heavy, which is fine, which is which is better.
00:33:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:33:40
m bison
It's better that way.
00:33:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That works really fine.
00:33:43
m bison
Because like towards the end, like towards the end, then it should be more based on like you getting better as a player as opposed to.
00:33:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well.
00:33:53
m bison
just trying to find the last s scatter tree fragment to get five to get a flat 5% or 3% more damage.
00:33:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Listen.
00:33:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I understand the patch on Radon when he was first out, he would spam the same attack over and over again. And he was basically like a tank, like he had so much health.
00:34:10
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:34:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And when they changed those two things, it's just a remarkably more fun and engaging boss fight.
00:34:12
Devon Kopete
Thank you very much.
00:34:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Now it's still difficult, but those two things I felt like were not working very well. When I beat Radon, even I noticed it, you know,
00:34:25
m bison
Yeah.
00:34:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um I think most of their patches are for good things.
00:34:27
m bison
No, and then, yeah, they what did they do? They nerfed a bunch of stuff, too.
00:34:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Never been upset by by their patches, like some games, like Diablo 4.
00:34:32
m bison
like when ah
00:34:37
slimeballsteve
Diablo, the patch that ruined and made everybody weaker.
00:34:41
Devon Kopete
Didn't they fix it again though?
00:34:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:34:42
Devon Kopete
I don't know.
00:34:43
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.
00:34:43
Devon Kopete
I don't know where they're at with that.
00:34:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't care. I don't care no more.
00:34:45
slimeballsteve
her in run mean You know, that might be on sale on Steam right now.
00:34:46
Devon Kopete
yeah Wait, so did the patch officially bumped Elden ring to like a positive again on Steam?
00:34:54
slimeballsteve
Oh, let me take a look.
00:34:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know.
00:34:55
Devon Kopete
Wasn't that what it was not what happened?
00:34:55
slimeballsteve
Let me take a look.
00:34:56
Devon Kopete
They were all everybody was salty Yeah, well we all we all know what it was it was just too goddamn hard There
00:34:58
slimeballsteve
Shadow of the Earth Tree.
00:34:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He said performance issues too, was part of it.
00:35:01
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I know a lot of people are complaining about
00:35:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Their performance.
00:35:05
slimeballsteve
Right now, it is sitting at mostly positive.
00:35:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, the greatest DLC ever made.
00:35:09
Devon Kopete
is yeah Mostly positive
00:35:10
m bison
and Should be should be overwhelmingly positive It's not even a real thing
00:35:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Great. Yeah. That was some positive. Yeah.
00:35:14
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:35:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Awesome. Way to go, Steam. You guys are really on top.
00:35:15
Devon Kopete
Hey, Steve, hey steve ah do me a favor.
00:35:16
slimeballsteve
I'm seeing...
00:35:17
Devon Kopete
Could you just look up what Witcher 3 blood and wine is sitting at on Steam?
00:35:23
slimeballsteve
a Witcher 3 blood. ah Hold on, that didn't come up.
00:35:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah, just blood and wine.
00:35:33
slimeballsteve
Hold on.
00:35:34
Devon Kopete
Doesn't come up. Oh, my goodness.
00:35:35
slimeballsteve
It's not coming up, hold on, Witcher 3.
00:35:36
Devon Kopete
Are you kidding me?
00:35:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I didn't even come up. They don't even care about it anymore.
00:35:39
slimeballsteve
Here I found it's $6.99, very positive.
00:35:43
Devon Kopete
Very possible. I guess it's a
00:35:45
slimeballsteve
um
00:35:46
Devon Kopete
Yes, it's back up. It it retains retains the crown, I guess, right?
00:35:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, I'm meta critic.
00:35:51
Devon Kopete
Not all headed right now.
00:35:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think it lost that crown.
00:35:55
slimeballsteve
Hearts and Stone, very positive.
00:35:58
Devon Kopete
Very well, look at that. Look at that, guys, sorry.
00:36:02
m bison
phom liberty What about Phantom Liberty? the America's Darling.
00:36:06
slimeballsteve
All right, Phantom Liberty is very positive.
00:36:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That sounds about right. There you go. That's all you need to see right there.
00:36:14
Devon Kopete
but a kind of sort of maybe positive DLC, Shadow of the Eritre.
00:36:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:36:20
Devon Kopete
Why? Too hard.
00:36:22
slimeballsteve
Little, little tough, little tough.
00:36:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that's a.
00:36:22
Devon Kopete
Make it easier for me.
00:36:24
slimeballsteve
Hey, come on.
00:36:25
Devon Kopete
A little tough, guys.
00:36:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Bunch of baby, bunch of babies, babies.
00:36:26
Devon Kopete
A little tough.
00:36:27
slimeballsteve
I've I've got to poop.
00:36:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You got to poop.
00:36:30
Devon Kopete
Wait, what?
00:36:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Guess what? You got a steam deck. You're pooping while playing, bro.
00:36:34
slimeballsteve
I got to poop, man.
00:36:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You don't get on that toilet with your deck, bro.
00:36:37
slimeballsteve
i can't be I can't be practicing game all time, I gotta to go bathroom.
00:36:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Uh-uh. No. Bring your deck in there. Bring your deck in there.
00:36:42
slimeballsteve
I'm gonna leave an upper decker in there.
00:36:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah Build your deck and bring your deck out on your deck. All right.
00:36:48
slimeballsteve
Alright, hold on. Hold on, now don't tell me about about build a deck.
00:36:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Build the deck. Go play your deck on your deck.
00:36:56
slimeballsteve
A tech deck.
00:36:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Damn it. Get your deck deck.
00:36:58
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:36:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Get your steam deck, your real deck.
00:37:04
slimeballsteve
um'm looking and I'm looking at more DLCs. I want to see if I can find a DLC that is revered and not just very positive.
00:37:11
m bison
Mass Effect pizza party. What's that one?
00:37:14
slimeballsteve
People do people really love that one.
00:37:15
Devon Kopete
Oh Yeah, what's that's a good one guys I
00:37:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah Horse, Horse Armor, Horse Armor from Oblivion.
00:37:17
m bison
Or shadow shadow broker Or
00:37:21
Devon Kopete
Yeah God dear Thanks extremely positive That was the
00:37:23
slimeballsteve
I don't think Mass Effect DLCs are like a thing anymore.
00:37:27
m bison
like reviewed on there, yeah
00:37:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah Try Fallout 4's DLC. Try Far Harbor.
00:37:32
slimeballsteve
Ooh.
00:37:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Fallout 4, Far Harbor.
00:37:36
slimeballsteve
Fallout 4. All right, we're going into Fallout 4, which it's $8 on Steam right now. um Far Harbor, mostly positive.
00:37:46
m bison
Right. Right.
00:37:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, alright.
00:37:47
Devon Kopete
most
00:37:47
m bison
Right.
00:37:49
Devon Kopete
so Barely barely if not any better than shadow of your truth The Citadel DLC it's called the Citadel Steve They're
00:37:49
m bison
Right.
00:37:53
m bison
And Baldur's Gate three is still forty eight dollars. I'm going to wait till it's like half price, I think, before I pull the trigger on it.
00:37:59
slimeballsteve
that's ah That's it. i and like yeah I typed in pizza party, and I realized that wouldn't come up with Mass Effect.
00:38:06
m bison
You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised.
00:38:09
slimeballsteve
You'll be alright.
00:38:10
m bison
Oh, man, all the witches are on sale to which had her.
00:38:13
Devon Kopete
always on sale
00:38:15
m bison
two ninety nine.
00:38:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
cheap DLCs.
00:38:17
slimeballsteve
G-D-L-C
00:38:18
m bison
Assassins of kings.
00:38:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Keep anybody can buy them.
00:38:20
m bison
You see, you know what they say, Devin, you get what you pay, you get what you pay for, right?
00:38:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Made in China. Get what you pay for.
00:38:26
m bison
Three ninety nine for the Witcher three. Why don't you get a game that's worth? Oh, man, this is insulting. Look at this. Let me show you this.
00:38:38
Devon Kopete
let me see this is um a dog with sunglasses overwhelming yeah there's a guy with swords he got swords he's got swords yeah it played on a played on a death march difficulty
00:38:39
m bison
me Let me show you this, Devin. Go to shit talk.
00:38:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Then again is DLCs from China
00:38:46
m bison
Oh yeah? Is it? Is it similar? Is it similar to Elden Ring and Sekiro? I don't think it is. And I even even played the Witcher 3. Is it though?
00:38:58
slimeballsteve
You got swords? Y'all got swords in the sword game?
00:39:01
m bison
Is it similar to these two games? Is it though? I don't know dude.
00:39:09
Devon Kopete
I hate everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's up there.
00:39:13
slimeballsteve
Video game's all right.
00:39:13
Devon Kopete
It's trash.
00:39:13
m bison
You think Ninja Gaiden? on like fucking hurri hurricane mode is like it's still like the hardest game ever made or whatever.
00:39:16
slimeballsteve
Gaiden.
00:39:21
Devon Kopete
I don't know, actually.
00:39:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
silver surfer, Nintendo, original mess.
00:39:26
slimeballsteve
Hold on, i'm gonna like i'm I'm googling, I'm googling, the hardest game ever.
00:39:27
Devon Kopete
What?
00:39:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Can't touch get, can't get touched by anything.
00:39:33
m bison
But also, does it count if it's like a difficulty setting that you have to select?
00:39:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You can't select anything in silver surfer.
00:39:41
m bison
That's in the Souls games, too. There's no there's no difficulty levels.
00:39:46
Devon Kopete
okay so i i'm on a website called uh...
00:39:47
m bison
It's just the game.
00:39:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Are the experience.
00:39:49
Devon Kopete
the top two hundred and fifty dlc on steam uh...
00:39:54
m bison
We've moved on from that, Devin.
00:39:54
Devon Kopete
number no we're not no we're not
00:39:56
m bison
We're talking about hardest game now.
00:39:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, we're we're we're not we're not talking about your cheapo DLCs that are made 15 million years ago.
00:40:01
slimeballsteve
I'm looking at Wizardry 4. The Return of Wordna. Hardest game ever.
00:40:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wordna!
00:40:08
slimeballsteve
Wizardry 4.
00:40:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know what that is.
00:40:10
slimeballsteve
Return of Wordna.
00:40:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know what Wordna is. Is that supposed to be Vecna?
00:40:16
slimeballsteve
Lion King on the Sega Genesis.
00:40:19
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:40:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Lion King? That's like the hardest game, yeah.
00:40:22
slimeballsteve
Lion King.
00:40:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is that the hardest game?
00:40:25
slimeballsteve
Hardest hardest DLC. um
00:40:28
m bison
And here we go hardest games of all time by dexerto.com number 10 flappy bird number nine number nine Returnal is return all that hard
00:40:29
Devon Kopete
It was pretty hard from what I hear, but
00:40:35
slimeballsteve
I know that site.
00:40:37
Devon Kopete
yeah okay
00:40:39
slimeballsteve
You can't be flappy bird. You can't beat. Um, it's got stuff, but then it's got like other stuff.
00:40:42
Devon Kopete
pretty hard from what i hear but
00:40:47
Devon Kopete
I had a point where I said fuck this game and I stopped.
00:40:47
m bison
Number eight Ninja Gaiden.
00:40:49
slimeballsteve
Yeah, same, same. There was a point in, you know, it was just like, it wasn't like a difficulty thing. It was just like, uh, I'm kind of doing the same thing over and over again.
00:40:57
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:40:58
m bison
Ninja Ninja Gaiden, they say.
00:41:00
Devon Kopete
Just like that's the Xbox one.
00:41:00
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:41:02
m bison
Yeah, this is actually pretty funny.
00:41:03
Devon Kopete
or
00:41:05
m bison
It says there's an easy mode, but the game will laugh at you and call you a ninja dog. ah That's actually really funny. I love that. The first game is probably the hardest but all three ninja gaiden adventures will test any players metal and they spell I think that the Xbox wants the team ninja ones Sifu is number seven Six is cup cup head be to clear to Cuphead was too easy, but the DLC is super hard.
00:41:19
slimeballsteve
Are we talking original or are we talking about the the xbox one? Hmm I Heard neo2 somebody somebody put neo2 on a list.
00:41:27
Devon Kopete
I've heard Siku's art, okay.
00:41:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you didn't feed the DLC. Is that up there, John? Does that count?
Comparing Game Difficulties
00:41:40
m bison
ah Oh Maybe Maybe dude the final boss of the cover DLC is a fucking cancer, dude. Like it's really it's impossible ah Ghosts and goblins number five Super me boys number four Number three.
00:41:51
slimeballsteve
I'm looking it up. Very positive.
00:41:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Man that games impossible Bloodborne is the heart.
00:41:59
m bison
Okay, this is interesting. Here's ranked number three Chris. This is what it says Elden ring dark souls one through three demon souls bloodborne is number three
00:42:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh all three are those games Yeah
00:42:11
m bison
yeah All all yeah, all of those they rank at number three. Oh And then number two second row I don't understand like you group the other ones together like what the fuck dude Wow They should all be number two They should all be number two and then number one is Contra
00:42:16
Devon Kopete
. . .
00:42:19
slimeballsteve
yeah
00:42:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
that ah extraordinarily are
00:42:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
con
00:42:33
Devon Kopete
What I don't
00:42:34
m bison
Don't tell don't don't tell rain because he'll kill Jack off in front of the mirror while looking at himself in his eye in his eyes he will jerk ah I think it's just in general they're saying But they said because they said they say choose from any or of the early Contra games and see what we mean We hated it, but we grew to love it and crave its approval Okay
00:42:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
really
00:42:40
Devon Kopete
I Don't think contra is the hardest contra Like I think there's like contra hardcore is probably harder than the original contra Okay
00:42:45
slimeballsteve
Ha ha ha!
00:42:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That
00:42:49
slimeballsteve
Shatter Soldier Man.
00:42:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
was extraordinarily hard.
00:42:57
slimeballsteve
You kind of needed to do the Konami code in those games.
00:42:58
m bison
alright
00:43:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I mean my brother ah to be honest though. I watched my brother get to a point where he could beat that game on loop like Multiple times without getting hit once It was insane actually Yeah, because it's yeah he yeah, he was basically like it's just like bullet hell, you know what you kind of learn the patterns it's pretty It's relatively easy and I was like, okay Like maybe he would die once or twice, but that'd be it
00:43:11
slimeballsteve
That's kind of wild.
00:43:14
m bison
Just bullet head like just go just weaving and wobbling through them. Oh no.
00:43:26
m bison
Yeah, these guys say that. These guys say that Sekiro is not a Souls game, that's debatable. I can't have that discussion because I haven't played all the Dark Souls.
00:43:36
Devon Kopete
You can't level up can't level up, right?
00:43:38
m bison
So I'll let you know. But. You know, it does feel different, but it's also like the very similar combat.
00:43:47
slimeballsteve
I'm going to say Tomba.
00:43:48
m bison
I don't know.
00:43:49
Devon Kopete
ah tomba
00:43:50
slimeballsteve
Tomba, the little pink caveman that runs around throws pigs.
00:43:52
Devon Kopete
Tomba I'm just saying man 250 shadow or trees not even on this list
00:43:55
m bison
And as Marshall went to the Mavericks.
00:44:00
m bison
Yeah.
00:44:00
slimeballsteve
All right, so are we Are we lovin', are we lovin' Elden Ring again? Is everybody back in?
00:44:09
m bison
Yeah, I am.
00:44:11
Devon Kopete
Well, I'm not, but yeah.
00:44:13
m bison
Who do you think you are? I am.
00:44:15
slimeballsteve
I need, I need Chris to say, okay, Chris, I give you a gun with a bullet in it.
00:44:22
slimeballsteve
Urgery DLC.
00:44:22
m bison
Is Chris here?
00:44:26
m bison
Wait, he's he's letting Duke out.
00:44:26
slimeballsteve
He, you know, he's, yeah, yeah, he's Duke out, which is his nickname.
00:44:30
m bison
Ask me, ask me the question you're going to ask Chris.
00:44:31
Devon Kopete
That's poop.
00:44:31
slimeballsteve
All right, John.
00:44:32
Devon Kopete
That's code for poop.
00:44:33
slimeballsteve
John, if you were Chris, I gave you a gun with one bullet in it. Shadow of the Urtree DLC or Final Fantasy VII Rebirth.
00:44:45
m bison
He's pretty pretty obvious he's going to put the bullet in the final fantasy.
00:44:46
Devon Kopete
like what the fuck yeah yeah I think ah yes okay okay I'll shoot Chris twice I'll shoot Chris twice yeah yeah I take his gun and I shoot him actually you know what me I blow both of his knees out so he can't you can't do anything and I just go you know why
00:44:47
slimeballsteve
You have to put a bullet in one of these.
00:44:53
slimeballsteve
Now, Devin, I'm gonna give you a gun with one bullet. You can either shoot Chris with the gun before he kills Reberth. Oh my god, you only have one, you pick up his gun and shoot him? That's messed up.
00:45:14
slimeballsteve
John, I've got you positioned on ah on a tower with a sniper rifle across the way. You could stop this, but the thing is, Devon is standing right in front of Erdtree.
00:45:29
m bison
I have to shoot.
00:45:30
slimeballsteve
You shoot Devin, but it goes through Devin and hits Shadow of the Earth Tree.
00:45:30
Devon Kopete
You got them It make the performance run worse Yeah, there's an on there's a patch and then what he's happy with I'm not killing Chris
00:45:33
slimeballsteve
It might not kill Shadow of the Earth Tree, but it will wound it. On on on Steam Reviews.
00:45:42
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little framey now.
00:45:50
slimeballsteve
you Do you stop Devin from killing Chris, from killing Final Fantasy? You're killing Chris!
00:45:57
Devon Kopete
Maiming Chris Okay, okay yeah right Now Steve you're there with a samurai sword crouched behind John I May be what do you do?
00:45:59
slimeballsteve
Well that's the thing, you shoot Chris once, he takes his gun, he shoots himself in the head.
00:46:05
m bison
Listen, if if Devin's in my crosshairs, i might my instinct might just be to just pull pull the trigger anyway.
00:46:11
slimeballsteve
Oh my god.
00:46:15
slimeballsteve
Oh. Am I Sekiro? Well then I'm not a Souls game, technically, and I walk away.
00:46:24
Devon Kopete
Do you do stab John? ah Okay, yeah you say this is not my fight.
00:46:27
slimeballsteve
I'm not a soul gamer.
00:46:30
Devon Kopete
It's not my fight I Die twice Yeah, and then You know can I ask oh wait you guys haven't played it fuck Like what the gimmick behind dying twice like is it just like every
00:46:30
slimeballsteve
This is between you souls guys. but I don't level up.
00:46:39
slimeballsteve
Yeah, i every time I run into the room, I get shot.
00:46:40
m bison
Hi, twice.
00:46:43
slimeballsteve
It takes me 47 tries, but I finally do finish it.
00:46:49
slimeballsteve
What are you talking about?
00:46:50
m bison
What?
00:46:50
slimeballsteve
Come on, ask me questions.
00:46:51
m bison
Play what?
00:46:54
m bison
I play- Wait, what are you saying I didn't play second row? I did- I beat that shit.
00:46:57
Devon Kopete
but yeah wait so look yeah like
00:46:59
m bison
Who the fuck do you think- Who do you think you are? I am!
00:47:02
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:47:02
m bison
Devin?
00:47:03
Devon Kopete
but what all right So what is the point? like like so but But I'm saying like, do you start every fight?
00:47:06
m bison
What's the point of what? You need two lives, because the game is fucking impossible, dude.
00:47:09
slimeballsteve
a
00:47:10
m bison
That's why.
00:47:11
slimeballsteve
John, are you sure you played that game?
00:47:12
m bison
The game is so hard. What's that?
00:47:14
slimeballsteve
Are you sure you played that game?
00:47:16
Devon Kopete
Should you play that game?
00:47:18
m bison
At one point, you you actually unlurk unlock un alert ah lock a third ah um like a third life.
00:47:22
slimeballsteve
but
00:47:22
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:47:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Never unlark
00:47:25
Devon Kopete
ah Really so so it's just like you just get three try essentially like by the end of game you're in three tries Yeah, I mean shit, you know it's basically I
00:47:26
slimeballsteve
o
00:47:26
m bison
Yeah.
00:47:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Devin's basically asking the question, ah why do they have lives in video games?
00:47:38
m bison
There's like listen, you're the this. There's like a lore. There's a lore explanation for it that I have. They do not have the answer to, but like the simple, the simple answer is. The game is really hard and also the other bosses that you're fighting like the major ones will have will also have.
00:47:55
Devon Kopete
yeah other also okay okay yeah so the so there's no real benefit to like our children without even dying once it's just like now fuck it oh I see okay
00:47:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Can somebody explain to me how is Mario keep dying and coming back?
00:47:58
m bison
They can also die twice.
00:48:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is it more than one Mario?
00:48:02
m bison
So it's basically.
00:48:04
slimeballsteve
Dude, it's called Super Mario Brothers.
00:48:04
m bison
It's basically you're like a you're like a boss that has two phases to accept. You don't really change when you unlock you when you have to use your second life.
00:48:17
m bison
Well, one of well, no, no, well, the the one the one thing is like when you get like the third red dot that will act it will will essentially be like a third time that you can you can resurrect yourself. You don't just get that back. like you have to like You have to beat a bunch of ads and like enemies and like do stuff in the game in order in order to fill out yeah to fill up a little meter to enable that again.
00:48:34
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:48:39
Devon Kopete
yeah basically get your extra life back
00:48:47
m bison
So you can't just like throw your body at bosses in this game. well You actually have to think, like do I want to use my my resurrect here now? like Or do I want to start the boss over again? like It's actually kind of interesting.
00:48:58
slimeballsteve
I
00:49:00
m bison
Because like, yeah, like somebody can like Neanderthal like knuckle drag their their face through a boss millions of times until they win.
00:49:00
Devon Kopete
I.
00:49:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:49:08
m bison
But like but with this game, it's like, oh, I got him to I got this boss to this far.
00:49:11
slimeballsteve
got it.
00:49:15
m bison
Like he's got a little bit of life left or something like.
00:49:18
Devon Kopete
OK.
00:49:19
m bison
But if I use my resurrect, then like it might take me a while to get my my my to fill up my bar back up for the next thing or whatever, you know, like it's kind of like that.
00:49:28
Devon Kopete
So like if you beat the boss and you use both your lives, but then like you just died to like an ad right after. You're just then you just restart with still one life.
00:49:37
m bison
Yeah. Yeah, basically.
00:49:41
Devon Kopete
Let's get into a crock of shit, dude, so they make sense.
00:49:43
m bison
It's it's hard, it's a hard game, it makes it makes you work, dude.
00:49:47
slimeballsteve
Same shit, different day!
00:49:48
m bison
The game is.
00:49:48
Devon Kopete
Same shit every day, same shit.
00:49:51
m bison
I mean, you heard me, I I was not having a good time in that game, like when I first started it.
00:49:54
Devon Kopete
No. Nothing you had a good time by the end of it.
00:49:57
m bison
And like, no, but like, but like, dude, like every like all the like Elden Ring wants to like I got to a point where.
00:49:58
Devon Kopete
Let's be honest Yeah
00:50:05
m bison
It just clicked for me, and I was like, nah, this is, yeah.
00:50:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Opens up like a flower, baby.
00:50:08
m bison
And I'm like, nah, this is it. This is my destiny. Like, I have to, this is this is my life's purpose now.
00:50:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You get in the groove.
00:50:15
m bison
Like, I have to beat this game.
00:50:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's like when Neo learned how to jump really far in the matrix. Once you get it down, you can read the code. You're like, you're like, uh, that was a cipher. He's just sitting down looking at the code. He's like, Ron brunette red head.
00:50:27
slimeballsteve
You're like code man.
00:50:29
m bison
So that's why.
00:50:31
slimeballsteve
That's code man.
00:50:31
m bison
That's why like I don't know if you saw the memes but like the final boss in second row is like has like three that are three red dots and When I saw that I'd like I like had a seizure like the first time I was like, I was like, wait, what?
00:50:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hahahahaha!
00:50:42
slimeballsteve
but
00:50:45
m bison
I was like, huh? Like I gotta beat this motherfucker three times Like are you fucking serious? Like this is this is my reward for getting this far and like you could talk to like rain was talking about it too He said that like that boss like gave probably like he might not be the hardest boss in the game but like just the fact that you have to beat him three times is like is egregious like it's actually like it's it's it's it's a little bit insulting but like in a respectful way if that makes any sense because you I don't know yeah I love that game I kind of like I kind of want to I don't i don't know what I have to do platinum that game maybe I'll go back and try to platinum it at some point
00:51:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it was rough.
00:51:17
Devon Kopete
No, I was just I so was always just curious because I did.
00:51:27
Devon Kopete
Do you think if you went back like right now that you?
00:51:30
m bison
I'll get fucking bodied.
00:51:31
Devon Kopete
I was gonna say yeah, you'd be like.
00:51:31
m bison
Are you kidding me? ah You got and like you got to condition yourself for these games.
00:51:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yep, yep.
00:51:35
m bison
That's why Chris. That's why Chris did the right thing. Like Paul kind of tried to speed run through his play through.
00:51:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:51:42
m bison
And then and then he was like really struggling. But like Chris did the right. Made the right choice with like just kind of like. Playing through the game naturally.
00:51:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I built up my body, got my gains, and I'm a Super Chad.
00:51:53
m bison
Yeah, and now you're like, yeah, now you're now you're you're fully conditioned now.
00:51:58
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:51:58
m bison
Like now you're like the fucking like what the relana moon attack that was killing everybody in the world, like millions of people in the world at the same time.
00:51:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Super Chad.
00:52:06
m bison
Like, yeah oh, no, I was just I just jumped over those. was I was fine.
00:52:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm gonna say something controversial here, John.
00:52:10
m bison
Like.
00:52:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm gonna say something controversial. Rolling is not as effective as jumping.
00:52:17
m bison
ah Yeah, I would agree. I would agree.
00:52:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's like people, I think rolling's a trap. I think it's a trap.
00:52:23
m bison
Not also like there's also like the things where like Jumping attacks like if you master that like those these those do way more damage then Yeah, yeah, and yeah, you just you destroy the poise.
00:52:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, dude. Oh, man. And stagger. Oh, man. They destroy pose. Voice.
00:52:36
m bison
Yeah because like if you if you watch like some of the like quote-unquote pro gamers like like really go after these bosses like they're all these they're they're really doing jump attacks over and over again and like
00:52:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's incredible.
00:52:48
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:52:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah that's the way it is yeah that's the thing it's timing it's downloading the guy that you're fighting really and then you're like okay easy i just jump and it seems to work every time every time i even you know those
00:52:51
m bison
But it's also kind of hard to do that because like I would try to do it and then I'll just get I'll eat I'll eat fucking sand like Like because I won't be able like I won't have the timing down right like easier Yeah Yeah, yeah, I would I would agree with you Am I good at doing that? No, so I'm still gonna pass. I'm still gonna panic roll all over the place
00:53:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You could you could jump out of the way of, you know, the black knife assassins when they grab you. You can jump. You can jump vertically up and they won't grab you. I roll out of the way sometimes it those attacks and they get me because the the the range is ridiculous, but you could jump over them.
00:53:38
m bison
Hmm.
00:53:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's crazy, crazy.
00:53:41
m bison
As crazy.
00:53:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm learning new things. I'm learning new things. Playing this again two years ago.
00:53:43
Devon Kopete
All right, I have one last question and then we can move on if we want to but uh, I need a controller throw counts and From each of you right now for this earth tree DLC Okay Did you twist it
00:53:56
m bison
I thought I lightly tossed my controller. A couple of times, I think I.
00:54:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
When you say controller, do you mean the Steam back?
00:54:04
m bison
No, no, no, no, I actually I but like throw slash tout even like tossing.
00:54:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
00:54:11
m bison
I have not done that to the steam deck.
00:54:15
m bison
Oh, no, and I did fight.
00:54:16
slimeballsteve
No, that thing will snap if you twist it.
00:54:19
m bison
I did fight the the fucking the album art boss on the steam deck in Chicago.
00:54:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nice.
00:54:26
Devon Kopete
okay okay I uh...
00:54:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
okay
00:54:27
m bison
In my in my underwear in my hotel room.
00:54:31
m bison
So that was actually a tough fight and. Yeah. Dude, I was, that no, I wasn't even getting mad at him, Chris. Like, remember how I told you, like, how, like, they fuck you now, like, and it's like the golden co-op summon signs are inside the boss arena now?
00:54:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah yeah
00:54:50
m bison
Yeah. Well, I was getting so angry because.
00:54:55
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:54:55
m bison
Like, I don't know if people were trolling or they're like trying to help, but like the way I found it was. I found the gold summon sign because there are fucking 50 message things right next to it, like surrounding it.
00:55:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right? They always- Some people are putting messages during the fight.
00:55:11
m bison
So like, yeah, so like once I found it, yeah, once I fucking found it, I was like, OK, here it is. But like when I would try to trigger it, fucking boss flying all over the place, fucking blowing my shit up. And like I tried to hit the I tried to hit the the summon sign, but I'm hitting the message next to it.
00:55:27
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:55:28
m bison
And then the message after that.
00:55:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
They gotcha!
00:55:29
m bison
And then the message after that. Yeah, and not only that, but like the game. This is also probably a troll, too, but like like it like prompts you like, oh, do you want to summon so and so hit this for? Yes. Hit this for no. And it's like, fuck. Yeah, I do. Like the boss is the boss is like flying at me and like light speed right now blowing my shit up.
00:55:45
slimeballsteve
Mhm.
00:55:49
m bison
Like, yeah, it's almost like and also like what like, yeah, like, ah do you really want to use a flask to resurrect torrent?
00:55:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:57
m bison
Why the fuck would I try to call torrent if I didn't want if I don't want to do that?
00:56:00
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:56:00
slimeballsteve
Mhm.
00:56:01
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:56:01
m bison
Like, come on, man.
00:56:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hey, that's a lot. That's one flask. You get the big decision to make.
00:56:04
m bison
Like, are you sure? but Think about it while this dragon is flying behind you, breathing fire on your back.
00:56:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
00:56:12
m bison
to make Make sure you you you're you're making the right decision this time.
00:56:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, but you get eye frames once you're on torrent, once you call them, right? That's what I always notice. You get invincibility frames when he shows up.
00:56:22
m bison
Yeah, but when but one The fucking fire breath is on the ground underneath you. Like I phrase don't count anymore when you're not invincible anymore.
00:56:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh yeah, that's true.
00:56:32
Devon Kopete
ah Chris yeah, chris I know you're early Chris, but that did you get close?
00:56:34
m bison
Yeah, you know, it's all charming. It's all charming.
00:56:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
All right.
00:56:36
m bison
It's strong.
00:56:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I was close. ah Ranella really, really pushed my buttons.
00:56:40
Devon Kopete
Okay
00:56:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um But, you know, I kind of knew I was underleveled.
00:56:45
m bison
That's the emotional. That's the ah that boss. Probably the emotional skill check where they're like, I did like.
00:56:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, I'm used to it now. So most of the times if I die, yeah, I'm like, oh, I had her at a third health.
00:56:54
m bison
Yeah, see your condition now, Chris.
00:57:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So it's doable.
00:57:01
m bison
Yeah, there was a there was a a boss where it was dry.
00:57:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
This is doable.
00:57:06
m bison
It was literally driving me insane and it was living in my head rent free. It took me like. I started beating it before I left for Chicago, or I started I tried beating this boss before I left for Chicago and I wanted to beat it. before I left and I didn't and so like my entire drive up there it was just like I was yeah I was just like fucking stewing about it and then when I got there like of course I fucking died like 40 more times or whatever yeah but then like I pop off when I get them who you think you are I am stay out motherfucker fuck you yeah like yes
00:57:29
Devon Kopete
ah she Eating at you
00:57:30
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
00:57:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that's that's the whole point, right? Said that house Where I scare my dog
00:57:51
m bison
Yeah, these games are like the best like pop off by yourself, like alone in your room. Not only playing a single player game moments like. Yeah.
00:58:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nah, use a hoe. I say that sometimes too.
00:58:06
m bison
I mean, you you have those moments in the Witcher, right, Devin?
00:58:08
Devon Kopete
uh... which are now uh...
00:58:11
m bison
Like I actually do, I'm not this is not a lie, I'm not fucking capping here. I do teabag all the bosses, like especially the hard ones like after I.
00:58:19
slimeballsteve
got You gotta, you gotta.
00:58:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I mean, that's part of it, right?
00:58:22
slimeballsteve
I did that a lot in Dragon's Dogva.
00:58:23
m bison
I have. Yeah, yeah, do yeah, yeah. You have to sometimes, especially if it's a hard boss, you have to gotta let them.
00:58:32
slimeballsteve
You earned that.
00:58:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, exactly.
00:58:33
m bison
Yeah, you earned it.
00:58:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You earned it.
00:58:34
m bison
Yeah, you earned it.
00:58:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You got nothing to prove to anybody. You earned it.
00:58:38
m bison
That's right, you earned it.
00:58:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's fine.
00:58:40
Devon Kopete
Now, I'm trying to think the last time... A notable time was when I was playing Shovel Knight on the Switch, and I did twist my Switch, and I was like, I need to stop.
00:58:51
slimeballsteve
Mmhmm.
00:58:51
m bison
See, I never get that.
00:58:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, boy.
00:58:53
m bison
That is some like best fucking that you.
00:58:54
slimeballsteve
Wow.
00:58:56
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I was like, I need to stop.
00:58:56
m bison
Yeah, you need to see you need therapy.
00:58:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Are you too happy?
00:59:00
Devon Kopete
I was like, I should stop.
00:59:01
m bison
Like, why are you twisting?
00:59:01
Devon Kopete
It was like, I was twisting it, and the colors were going a little funky, and I was like, all right, all right, all right, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
00:59:04
slimeballsteve
Now dude!
00:59:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that was... ah
00:59:09
m bison
What is wrong with you?
00:59:10
Devon Kopete
there's Some bullshit platforming in in that game.
00:59:11
m bison
did Just do what I do.
00:59:14
Devon Kopete
It's very difficult Yeah, yeah Yeah
00:59:16
m bison
Just do what I do when I lose a street fire and make the the gym helper. face at ah at the corner at the at the corner of the room where the imaginary camera is pointing at you.
00:59:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Thanks to nobody. I'm gonna be honest, sometimes I get guy and it if for me, it's the funniest fucking thing in the world because it's like the moment I step into a room and I get killed, I'm like, what the fuck? I think that's hilarious.
00:59:41
m bison
Yeah, no, no, especially like especially if like. The way you die is like incredible.
00:59:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah,
00:59:45
m bison
I think re the original Resident Evil 4 gave me an appreciation of dying when it's done certain ways like in an amazing way.
00:59:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:51
Devon Kopete
it's sick
00:59:55
m bison
you know like When El Salvador like chainsaws your head off and you see Leon's head fly off, like for the first time, like I was like, oh, man.
00:59:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, well that's the cool thing.
01:00:02
Devon Kopete
ah yeah it's thick
01:00:03
m bison
You don't really see that.
01:00:03
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:00:04
m bison
Yeah.
01:00:04
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:00:05
m bison
So now, like when something cool happens to me in Elden Ring like and I die, you know I don't die because I fucking When I get mad, yeah, I get mad like, you know, the platforming stuff, like I get mad at that shit sometimes.
01:00:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that that stuff does get to me after a while.
01:00:19
m bison
The the game, this is like one of the only games like it's probably this game and like like Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, where like I'm like platforming. And it's like a roller coaster and I can feel my my balls tingle a little bit.
01:00:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:00:35
m bison
error Yeah, you know
01:00:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
Thrills and Emotions in Gaming
01:00:37
m bison
what I mean, Chris?
01:00:37
slimeballsteve
Thank you.
01:00:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah no exactly what
01:00:38
m bison
We're like or like when when you're when you're riding torrent a little too close to the edge of a cliff And then you you slip off but like you just you get the sit the second jump just the time to duck get back on it.
01:00:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh the double jump get back on you're like you're making monkey noises of
01:00:52
m bison
Yeah Yeah, your ball yeah your ball. Yeah, your balls tingle. Just a little just a little tiny bit. You feel you feel it down there Yeah, you know what I'm talking about chris how it is Oh God yeah, yeah
01:01:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, the best thing is when they put like an item right on a cliff edge and you're on torrent and you're like Yeah, ah
01:01:10
m bison
Yeah.
01:01:12
m bison
When you're in fucking Michael is how tree like fucking climbing the yeah.
01:01:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
the tree itself is like the weird level of it the levels of it That's hard to negotiate.
01:01:19
m bison
Yeah. yeah
01:01:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You don't even see them sometimes too. Ah, man crazy platforming does kind of
01:01:27
m bison
Here's the kingdom still the only game to make my nipples hard. No other games on that. So there's that.
01:01:32
slimeballsteve
while you were talking to Devin too.
01:01:34
m bison
Yeah.
01:01:37
Devon Kopete
We all know that's why it's the real reason
01:01:38
slimeballsteve
You were like, oh, I gotta go, I gotta go, Devin.
01:01:40
m bison
na Dude now it's where the links fucking falling through the air and then the fucking Logo comes off the music as kicks in and then like my nipples just like just like fucking diamonds as they say Yeah Yeah, oh Yeah, you're yeah, it's like probably when you first walked in there to Chris like seeing all the fucking spirit graves everywhere in the gravesite plains
01:01:43
slimeballsteve
Just playing that song.
01:01:44
Devon Kopete
the music The music kicks in.
01:01:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I get chills sometimes. Sometimes when I see stuff, usually it's like things in the environment, in most games, and I'm just like, ooh.
01:02:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah.
01:02:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I feel that like release of serotonin immediately, and I'm like, ooh.
01:02:14
m bison
You're just like, yeah, this is it.
01:02:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
This is what I want.
01:02:16
m bison
I'm here now. I'm here.
01:02:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hitting a pleasure center.
01:02:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I don't I don't feel emotion playing video games anymore I just I don't know.
01:02:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um
01:02:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:02:26
slimeballsteve
Oh my God.
01:02:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What's wrong with you, Devin?
01:02:28
Devon Kopete
Well, yeah, cuz I think just I've been No,
01:02:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're like the Patrick Bateman of video games. The only emotions I feel are anger and greed.
01:02:32
m bison
Yeah, what about the Final Fantasy VII stuff?
01:02:33
slimeballsteve
but proof
01:02:35
m bison
were the Not even those games speak feel thing?
01:02:35
Devon Kopete
no, I'm just now that was uh, no I do I do I do
01:02:38
slimeballsteve
These are lies. These are lies. He was like, he's beautiful. It's beautiful.
01:02:41
Devon Kopete
Although, uh, although, like, again yeah, since rebirth, dude, I've been just living in the replay, replay Valley, dude, playing the old hits.
01:02:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Going through the motions.
01:02:51
Devon Kopete
Just enjoying myself.
01:02:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's what it sounds like.
01:02:53
slimeballsteve
It's good stuff.
01:02:54
Devon Kopete
But yeah ah this is just the countdown to Space Marine 2.
01:02:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
that mafisto.
01:02:58
Devon Kopete
This is what.
01:02:59
slimeballsteve
You hear that they canceled the beta.
01:03:02
Devon Kopete
They did, which is irritating.
01:03:04
slimeballsteve
They said no beta because we want to spend that time polishing.
01:03:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Why? No, okay. Sure.
01:03:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you know, I mean, like in terms of an excuse, like I'll take it, I'll buy it.
01:03:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Or it's like a buggy mess.
01:03:15
slimeballsteve
No service.
01:03:15
Devon Kopete
Yeah, or yeah, or they're just like, you know, we don't want bad credit.
01:03:16
slimeballsteve
The ah servers are going to going to be busted for online launch, probably.
01:03:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:03:21
Devon Kopete
Well, there's dedicated servers, they said.
01:03:23
slimeballsteve
um They're going to need a lot more.
01:03:25
Devon Kopete
I don't know if it's cross play. That would be nice.
01:03:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
All divers to took he is a huge drop-off so they're just gonna slide right over Yeah Everybody
01:03:32
m bison
are they all Yeah, are they all playing Elden Ring right now? I'm trying to.
01:03:35
Devon Kopete
think every Yeah, what did you sell like what five million copies some obscene number?
01:03:40
m bison
of did my cousin My cousin JR is playing Elden Ring for the first time now.
01:03:40
slimeballsteve
Everybody.
01:03:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah yeah Oh Damn
01:03:45
m bison
He's like, yeah, I just cleared my first boss. So I like looked at this thing. I'm like, what boss? yeah I don't see an achievement. I don't see the achievement for Godric.
01:03:53
slimeballsteve
i guarantee i guarantee I guarantee you it was that little cat statue in that little cave.
01:03:53
m bison
He's like.
01:03:58
m bison
Oh, man, I'm like, dude, I don't see the achievement, bro.
01:04:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wait, wait, is it the guy? It's the Godric soldier in the cave, right?
01:04:04
m bison
Probably yeah Or maybe maybe maybe he did what Justin Wong did and spent fucking 40 days trying to beat the fucking tree setting all in the beginning I'm just doing it.
01:04:06
slimeballsteve
but
01:04:13
slimeballsteve
Oh my god.
01:04:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know why i i'd beat I beat him so fast.
01:04:15
slimeballsteve
That's funny.
01:04:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Like um initially, I just got it. I'm like, I'm doing it. I'm going to do it. I'm tired of them just flaunting shit around here.
01:04:23
m bison
I'll just fucking
01:04:27
Devon Kopete
this Big dumb horse Go It's
01:04:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And I, I beat him at like level two with a club, like a shit covered club.
01:04:34
slimeballsteve
Damn.
01:04:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I was like, yeah, dude, I'll take it.
01:04:35
Devon Kopete
a humble brag so this is I'll grab the best video game, but you've ever seen
01:04:38
slimeballsteve
I'm good at games.
01:04:43
slimeballsteve
Get out of my way, Markiplier.
01:04:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's what I say. I say that to him every day.
01:04:46
m bison
Oh wait, no, maybe maybe he did beat God right now. I see a couple achievements.
01:04:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You don't play these games, Markiplier.
01:04:54
slimeballsteve
Uh, he did, he did that like before release. He, he kept trying to beat the the horse guy and he did not.
01:04:57
m bison
Oh no, he defeated Margit.
01:05:00
m bison
Oh, so he's good. Yeah, he did he didn't he beat Margit. Yeah, I was
01:05:03
slimeballsteve
He beat
Entertainment and Pop Culture Talk
01:05:04
m bison
trolling him for no reason.
01:05:04
slimeballsteve
Margaret.
01:05:04
m bison
Yeah, i was bull I was bullying him for no reason.
01:05:04
slimeballsteve
Oh, okay. Okay. That's your blood, dude. That's your blood. That's your blood.
01:05:09
Devon Kopete
Gotta blame you gotta pull it Yeah,
01:05:11
slimeballsteve
You gotta bully your blood. That's how it gets stronger.
01:05:14
Devon Kopete
yeah but uh, I mean yes, so I know you guys have been playing third tree I Haven't watched.
01:05:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm a nerd for the erd, baby, nerd for the erd.
01:05:21
m bison
I can't stop.
01:05:22
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I haven't watched anything. I haven't been playing anything. I've been real boring lately I'm useless lately.
01:05:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Jesus Christ, Evan.
01:05:28
slimeballsteve
Boo! You know what, Devin? You know what, Devin? Why don't you snap into a slim gym?
01:05:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Ooh, nice, god of got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him.
01:05:34
Devon Kopete
Oh Okay, okay okay ah No, yeah, yeah give it to me After that D that hot D Damn it Nice
01:05:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I watch new stuff, I watch new stuff. I watch the newest episode of The Boys and I've watched the newest episode of House of the D.
01:05:47
slimeballsteve
Oh, great!
01:05:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
House of the D. I don't think anybody else is watching it, but I did, and it was great. I'm so fucking ruled. um Yeah, it's just like somebody who's been holding their tongue for the past season and a half has just been like, just laid it all out and very eloquently and perfectly nailed it. And those are always fun moments.
01:06:12
Devon Kopete
No, I kind of keep feeling like I need to just. This is a terrible excuse to call out, but like I'm like, I need to just take a day and just catch up on literal hours of TV, just like maybe 12.
01:06:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I mean it's a lot of good stuff for the but boys. I think it's getting a little This one was pretty good actually because there's there was a pretty dramatic moment in it by a great actor somebody who I consider Basically,
01:06:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah. OK. okay Yeah, I think boys right now. It's just it's just rolling right. It's just rolling Yeah, and then I'd like stupidly Stupidly decided to rewatch the bear ah With Jenny which that part's not stupid, but it just For some reason I thought I had more time between season three Coming out and then all of a sudden it came out and now now I like kind of can't watch it because now she's invested
01:06:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
basically yeah
01:06:58
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:07:04
slimeballsteve
You're like running full speed.
01:07:06
Devon Kopete
yeah so we'll see ah I'm letting myself down oh wait wait did I wait we hold on hold on hold on now that was last week I saw inside out but I talked about that yeah I saw it inside out too good yeah I don't feel things no good um no good although I will ah I will say I was like watching
01:07:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Come on, Devin. We didn't see a new movie?
01:07:13
slimeballsteve
Devin Yeah You said it didn't do nothing to you because you don't feel things no more like and earlier I don't feel things no good
01:07:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
see Didn't you see the Inside Me or something? Inside Me 2?
01:07:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, you don't feel anything.
01:07:36
Devon Kopete
I don't know what this YouTube channel is, but it's some guy that talks about like the anatomy of things like monsters and in comic book characters and stuff like that.
01:07:47
Devon Kopete
And it was like the anatomy of the death angels, ah which are apparently the name of the things in A Quiet Place.
01:07:47
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:07:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, okay.
01:07:58
Devon Kopete
And then I was like, oh, you know, we just came out and I started watching it.
01:07:58
slimeballsteve
Oh.
01:08:01
Devon Kopete
And then they start talking about everything that happened in the new movie. I was like, wait, hold on. Is this like should I be watching this? And then I like paused and then I went and saw like that the reviews for that new ones actually pretty solid. So I was like.
01:08:16
slimeballsteve
Wait, how did the guy know about that? How long has that been out?
01:08:19
Devon Kopete
Because it's been out, it can't it it came out all like this weekend.
01:08:20
slimeballsteve
Okay, it's been out.
01:08:24
slimeballsteve
Okay.
01:08:24
Devon Kopete
Which is, of course, enough time to make a can YouTube video to talk about plot points.
01:08:27
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:08:30
Devon Kopete
And I was like, oh, okay, shit.
01:08:32
slimeballsteve
They're called Death Angels?
01:08:33
Devon Kopete
Apparently, apparently.
01:08:35
slimeballsteve
Isn't that just, dude were you looking up space marine stuff?
01:08:37
Devon Kopete
Dude, you know, what's funny is that was the name of my, my fan created space marine art.
01:08:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's what I was thinking. Logger of them, baby.
01:08:44
slimeballsteve
I knew it! I knew it was one of your things!
01:08:45
Devon Kopete
Now that's what they were called.
01:08:47
slimeballsteve
Damn it, dude!
01:08:48
Devon Kopete
And I was like, that's fucked up.
01:08:48
slimeballsteve
Are you just constantly are you just constantly googling your childhood things?
01:08:52
Devon Kopete
Yes.
01:08:53
slimeballsteve
but Oh, hold on, let me look up how Weapon109's doing.
01:08:56
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I'm just always trying to figure those things out.
01:08:58
slimeballsteve
Oh, he's on top of CZW.
01:09:01
Devon Kopete
He's still doing it. Still doing it, dude. You know, weirdly, no one's tried to beat him in a match in 15 years.
01:09:09
slimeballsteve
he He's the Triple H of that league now. He's running it.
01:09:13
Devon Kopete
In 25 years, they haven't had a match, but so he's still on auto.
01:09:15
slimeballsteve
He married the boss's daughter, Dotto 109.
01:09:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Otter 109.
01:09:21
slimeballsteve
but
01:09:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
01:09:23
Devon Kopete
oh No, but did you see the text did you see the text between Commissioner blaze and his secretary?
01:09:25
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry, I tried to type daughter, but it Dotto correct. Oh no, not commissioner, please.
01:09:31
Devon Kopete
Oh, they were real bad um I undefeated it sold out there.
01:09:31
slimeballsteve
Ah, damn it. Oh, but you better watch out. Richter's looking to finally retire.
01:09:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:09:43
Devon Kopete
Whatever we call this thing
01:09:43
slimeballsteve
He's the dummyy duy sold out, chef.
01:09:45
Devon Kopete
yeah yeah yeah
01:09:48
slimeballsteve
but
01:09:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah Yeah But I don't I was like, oh fuck maybe I should watch this movie because I kind of wrote it off um And I feel bad because apparently it's it's not half bad Not like they deserve my money or anything but still He did
01:09:55
slimeballsteve
ah
01:10:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Remember that time we went to go see the sequel to A Quiet Place and Jim from the office thanked us for being there.
01:10:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You think he's going to do that again?
01:10:14
Devon Kopete
It's so weird because they're so... I don't think he has anything to do with this. Well, I think he might be like a producer or something, but...
01:10:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hey, this is Jim from the office. Just want to say thank you for being in this room.
01:10:23
Devon Kopete
He said that is Jim from the office.
01:10:23
slimeballsteve
He said to jim you looked at the camera all funny. like a
01:10:28
Devon Kopete
It's so funny when they do that, though, because there's no consistency.
01:10:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, absolutely not.
01:10:33
Devon Kopete
Like, I just see a movie and he's like, hey, and I'm like, why why?
01:10:33
slimeballsteve
Well, that was like post-pandemic.
01:10:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I don't need this.
01:10:38
Devon Kopete
I know, but like, you see it every once in a while.
01:10:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I know, I know. They should keep it. They should just keep it around.
01:10:42
Devon Kopete
Like Top Gun, Maverick.
01:10:44
slimeballsteve
Didn't they do that when we went to go, again, I'm going to reference this movie, Birds of Prey, the Harley Quinn Birds of Prey movie?
01:10:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah Yeah, yeah, it came on and say, hey, Chris, your family's gonna be in this movie.
01:10:49
Devon Kopete
Probably Yeah Yeah, hey hey dude Hey, I'm black mask.
01:10:51
slimeballsteve
was' it Wasn't it like heckin' what the name came out?
01:10:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I hope you like it, buddy.
01:10:57
slimeballsteve
Hey Chris, this one's for you.
01:10:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's what I remember. This one's for you, bud.
01:11:00
Devon Kopete
Thanks for showing up We'll all forget about this movie in like 20 minutes.
01:11:04
slimeballsteve
Do they still have that intro with the beginning where she walks through the movie theater and she's like, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba movies.
01:11:05
Devon Kopete
Don't worry about it.
01:11:13
Devon Kopete
I Don't remember
01:11:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What are you talking about?
01:11:14
slimeballsteve
Movies will never die.
01:11:15
Devon Kopete
Oh, oh you mean you mean the dude?
01:11:16
slimeballsteve
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
01:11:18
Devon Kopete
Yes. Yes, and they shortened it though Yes Duke agrees.
01:11:22
slimeballsteve
Movies have the power to kill us. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
01:11:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah They're violent.
01:11:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah You still talk about that Nicole came today you see that It's a good
01:11:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, he's I'm sorry. Diggs barking at me right now.
01:11:32
slimeballsteve
He's like I will be nice I Love Nicole and Tom Cruise.
01:11:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He loves that one. He really does love that ad.
01:11:42
slimeballsteve
Oh I love those two I Was I love those AMC movie and oh My god if you take a picture of ah of a movie that you'll steal that movie so I
01:11:44
Devon Kopete
i Love those little kid, but I had movies have the power to steal souls He doesn't
01:11:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I know, Duke. I know, Duke.
01:12:00
Devon Kopete
like he's not a fan Did
01:12:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's getting upset.
01:12:02
slimeballsteve
I, um, I watched the final episode of, uh, delicious and dungeon.
01:12:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What'd you think?
01:12:07
Devon Kopete
it get sad
01:12:10
slimeballsteve
Oh, it is. Okay. So I was talking to Chris about this.
01:12:13
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:12:14
slimeballsteve
So Chris had kind of like the flip of your opinion, Devin.
01:12:18
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:12:18
slimeballsteve
We're like, when it got to like the anime, like drama parts later on in the series, then it kind of turned them away.
01:12:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:12:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, i don't and I wanted it to stay a light, silly show and not get serious and interpersonal drama bullshit.
01:12:31
slimeballsteve
So.
01:12:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Like I liked it the way it was.
01:12:37
slimeballsteve
I was so like that's the thing like I was holding on to like that last episode because I had like found out that it was like the last episode of the season for a while and I was like all right you know what I'll finally watch it
01:12:53
Devon Kopete
Oh, good.
01:12:54
slimeballsteve
It's a weird one because it's like, it's not something that I would be like, that's the finale. That's the finale of the season. Essentially it is like, all right, just like something happens. They get through it. It's kind of, so it is silly. They do it it in their like their silly way. And then there's like, you know, it went in like a D and D group kind of like has to plan about what they're going to do to tackle the issue at hand, Chris.
01:13:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:13:20
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:13:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Absolutely, yeah, they like strategizing.
01:13:21
slimeballsteve
It, it,
01:13:22
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:13:23
slimeballsteve
That is like the entire end of that episode. And they come up with the most harebrained, silly scheme. And then it just ends. And I'm like, fuck, that's good.
01:13:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:13:36
slimeballsteve
Oh, that's fucking good. That's a good setup. Because like before I was complaining to you, I was like, yeah, they're doing this like drama and like there's like the getting in trouble for doing the magics and stuff. And then this episode happened and I'm like, oh, that's so silly. Oh, that's such a good silly premise to base your D and&D campaign off of.
01:13:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
See that's, I kind of liked it when it was just light and silly.
01:13:58
slimeballsteve
So.
01:14:01
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:14:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And when it gets too serious, I'm like, this is too, too strange of a tone shift. And I was not feeling it like that in the least.
01:14:10
slimeballsteve
there There are still other parties that are like the more drama, like, In my head, those are the people who are like the role players, like the mid-maxers.
01:14:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah. Yeah. The people that take it too serious.
01:14:21
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:14:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah. yeah
01:14:22
slimeballsteve
So I'm like, I'm like, I'm seeing the mid-maxer parties, but but the main party, they have basically laid out what the premise for the next season is, I imagine, or the at least like the next um first part of that season is going to be. And I'm like, oh, that's funny.
01:14:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hmm, okay.
01:14:37
slimeballsteve
That's a funny plot. So yeah.
01:14:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
All right. Okay. Maybe I'll give that the end of shot Well
01:14:42
slimeballsteve
You know what, it's it's it's I think it's like um it's like a pan. It's constantly like popping stuff and and bringing that.
01:14:48
Devon Kopete
How many ah how many episodes is it total 24
01:14:50
slimeballsteve
I think it's like 24. I wanna say it's like 24.
01:14:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
every hour of the day, right each
01:14:55
slimeballsteve
Hold on, let me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I shot him above the knee! Let me look that up real quick. um It is, doo doo doo doo doo, 24.
01:15:08
Devon Kopete
24, okay Motherfucker Came
01:15:09
slimeballsteve
Let me.
01:15:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
The following dungeon excursion takes place between 12am and 1am.
01:15:14
slimeballsteve
God damn! Same shit, different day!
01:15:25
slimeballsteve
um But yeah, yeah, yeah, good stuff, good stuff.
01:15:28
Devon Kopete
here All right. Well, I don't know I guess there were some things we're in that uh, we're in that spot where it's 4th of July is coming and Nobody's doing anything because we're all just playing and playing our beach beach trips beach party trips. So I don't think there's a lot going on. But that's yeah, we got some B3.
01:15:50
slimeballsteve
B3 I'm just seeing this picture of Willem Dafoe and let me just say he looks like he looks perfect for But no no no I'm looking at the picture of Willem Dafoe with it with the the white long hair Nah dude oh my god
01:15:53
Devon Kopete
So we got this Nosferatu trailer.
01:16:03
m bison
Vibe check.
01:16:04
Devon Kopete
Steve, Steve, you're just looking at a picture of the Superman.
01:16:04
m bison
Looks like they got the vibe.
01:16:08
Devon Kopete
ah Clark Kent in a suit and tie. That's what Yeah Now you looking at that bus and Clark Kent that's what you look at Sorry, sorry
01:16:11
m bison
bro Broccoli hair. bra Broccoli hair.
01:16:20
slimeballsteve
Literally someone on Twitter was like someone literally said he looks like a white Hassan piker and now I can't unsee that Yeah, it ruined I Posted a picture of I posted a picture of him in there He's a he's ah he's a twitch streamer we've talked about him before I
01:16:21
m bison
You're looking at that. You're looking at that pussy.
01:16:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
oh the superman
01:16:30
Devon Kopete
Can I ask you who white Hassan Piker? like Who's that? I know i see I see that man, but I'm like, who is this man? I don't know who this man is. Okay. You probably have. You're right. Um, sorry, but back to, uh, I'm not surprised. I hope I liked this movie.
01:16:48
m bison
Nosferatu.
01:16:49
Devon Kopete
Um, I don't know.
01:16:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know, you know what's crazy about this trailer
01:16:51
Devon Kopete
I struggle with these movies, man. These Robert Eggers movies, man.
01:16:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Never, never did not show his face. You do not see Nosferatu at all, which is, ooh.
01:17:01
slimeballsteve
It's because he looks silly as shit, man. He's got those fucking bugs, bunny teeth.
01:17:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's got hair, you see his hair?
01:17:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:17:07
slimeballsteve
does he He's got a beautiful head of hair in this one.
01:17:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, Devin, Devin made the point, which I think is probably true, that it's a wig that he's wearing to look normal.
01:17:15
slimeballsteve
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably just like trying to like gussy up.
01:17:19
Devon Kopete
But.
01:17:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because it it it was interesting though, I've never seen him with hair.
01:17:22
Devon Kopete
But.
01:17:22
slimeballsteve
He like slightly turns.
01:17:23
slimeballsteve
He kind of looks like he's like Frankenstein with a pompadour.
01:17:25
Devon Kopete
Do wait. So who's the actor playing us?
01:17:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Scars guard Scary
01:17:29
Devon Kopete
We're out to.
01:17:31
slimeballsteve
Oh, they got him with his funky ass eyes going all over the place.
01:17:31
m bison
Yeah, it's um Pennywise.
01:17:31
Devon Kopete
Stars go.
01:17:33
m bison
Pennywise.
01:17:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
scared How do you say his name? Is that my pronouncing it right?
01:17:39
Devon Kopete
guys skin is gear
01:17:40
slimeballsteve
hey ya but Let me just say this movie has a lot to work with.
01:17:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Scary scared! Stellen?
01:17:44
Devon Kopete
It's we Alexander skirmish gear
01:17:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is it Stellen? Alexander, thank you.
01:17:48
m bison
It's me, Pennywise.
01:17:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Come on.
01:17:51
Devon Kopete
but
01:17:53
slimeballsteve
like, you know, Nosferatu classic, movie classic, you know, it was remade in the 1970s by, you know, the ledge and legendary, legendary, legendary, Dr. Julius Irving. um It's just, there's there's a lot we're gonna be having to deal with.
01:18:06
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:18:10
slimeballsteve
um
01:18:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
A starring famous psychopath, Klaus Kinski as well.
01:18:13
slimeballsteve
Yes, yes.
01:18:14
Devon Kopete
oh Famous like yeah, you're right famous famous major asshole Klaus Kinski He's just comfortable when he's around
01:18:14
m bison
you
01:18:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So yeah, well, he's not a celebrity.
01:18:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah, Werner Herzog was like,
01:18:22
slimeballsteve
I need to bring my psycho.
01:18:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I need him. He needs to be in this movie.
01:18:26
slimeballsteve
I need my psycho and it's like, why? It is like, I don't know.
01:18:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He lived in his attic, you know that, right?
01:18:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah. But like if I had a shitty roommate, I wouldn't keep bringing him to work with me.
01:18:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You ever hear about that?
01:18:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He said he used to bring leaves up to the attic and roll around and him make it.
01:18:43
slimeballsteve
I just remember hearing about that, yeah. I saw him like literally like bash someone in. like They had had like a soldier's helmet on, and that was the only reason that person's not dead. like They just bashed this dude's head in with like the hilt of a sword.
01:18:54
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:18:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, he's pretty cool.
01:18:59
Devon Kopete
Pretty cool guy And then uh, yeah, and no and then uh You have that other movie where about the movie?
01:19:00
slimeballsteve
ah yeah He in the Sartana movies.
01:19:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, he's a cool guy, man. Weird head, but a cool guy. Anyway.
01:19:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, Shadow of the Vampire.
01:19:17
Devon Kopete
You're not surprised. Yeah
01:19:18
slimeballsteve
That movie has not aged well, I feel.
01:19:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's fantastic.
01:19:20
m bison
Shadow of the archery.
01:19:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Really?
01:19:21
slimeballsteve
It's weird. I'm just gonna say, I think it's a weird like pacing wise, or at least when I was watching it, like I had to pause it.
01:19:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
01:19:30
slimeballsteve
Cause I was like, this feels like it's like a weird HBO cut of this.
01:19:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's too slow.
01:19:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Uh, yeah.
01:19:35
slimeballsteve
Like I'm like, this is, it's not too slow. It is, that movie is fucking rotting.
01:19:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, I see.
01:19:42
slimeballsteve
This is like,
01:19:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I see. I see. I see. I see. Okay. Okay.
01:19:45
slimeballsteve
Like, you- that movie starts with, like, the longest intro sequence of just a zooming on, like, a painting. And then it's like, I've already hired our of new actor!
01:19:53
Devon Kopete
. . . .
01:19:56
slimeballsteve
He's a dr- he's a Dracula! And it's like...
01:19:57
Devon Kopete
but
01:19:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:19:59
slimeballsteve
I'm like, whoa, okay, at least, like, let that kind of settle in first. This asshole's a Dracula!
01:20:07
Devon Kopete
a funny enough sorry Willem Dafoe right you think he's like I could do this better I coulda did this better Spider-Man Spider
01:20:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:20:11
slimeballsteve
True!
01:20:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He loves him some Nosferatu, man. He is a big fan. Yeah.
01:20:17
slimeballsteve
Spider-Man!
01:20:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Spider-Man.
01:20:22
slimeballsteve
I think he's just in like innately tied with that series now.
01:20:25
m bison
Mhm.
01:20:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So we got we didn't get to see Nosferatu, but we got to see Clark Kent.
01:20:26
Devon Kopete
-Man
01:20:27
slimeballsteve
Spider-Man, yes.
01:20:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And he has just as funny his hair as Nosferatu does, in my opinion.
01:20:34
slimeballsteve
I mean, is is that like the little like jerry curl thing, or the spit curl of 2024?
01:20:40
Devon Kopete
That's the but that's the that's the Gen Z haircut dude That's the Gen Z haircut, dude Yeah, yeah it works for sure I Said I saw him what did I see he was a ah like a close-up No
01:20:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That is the Gen Z haircut, man.
01:20:46
slimeballsteve
That's the that's the Gen Z's little Superman swoop.
01:20:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, basically. Oh, he looks like a dweeb, and it works. He works. Gray on gray, too. He's got a gray tie and a gray jacket.
01:20:58
slimeballsteve
Good for him. Good for him.
01:21:04
slimeballsteve
Is that Lois next?
01:21:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is that her in the back with the beret? Is that your thing?
01:21:08
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:21:09
Devon Kopete
Maybe I saw close up of this face and like his Superman face, right?
01:21:10
slimeballsteve
And Jimmy in the front.
01:21:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, sure.
01:21:15
Devon Kopete
And it does. we I don't know what they did. And it just I mean, these are all behind the scenes. So like, who the hell knows what's going on? But like, they kind of did look like two different people.
01:21:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Cool.
01:21:26
Devon Kopete
Like his face looked a little fatter as Clark.
01:21:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Interesting.
01:21:30
Devon Kopete
Where he looks like more chiseled somehow. I don't know what they're doing.
01:21:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, do you know, CGI, you can add pounds too.
01:21:33
Devon Kopete
But
01:21:34
m bison
what
01:21:34
slimeballsteve
They had a muon.
01:21:36
Devon Kopete
you see I fat them up fat them up I'll
01:21:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i If you're not, if the post-production guys don't like you, they make you fatter.
01:21:43
m bison
you
01:21:44
slimeballsteve
They clump ya.
01:21:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
They clunker.
01:21:46
Devon Kopete
I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll
01:21:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And jason Jason Momoa got, they fattened him up in that Fast and Furious.
01:21:49
slimeballsteve
Dude, we can't reference that separately twice today.
01:21:53
Devon Kopete
I'll
01:21:55
slimeballsteve
They did. And they also skinny them up in that one commercial during the Super Bowl.
01:21:57
Devon Kopete
I'll I'll I'll
01:22:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah He's been everywhere, man. Artificially, artificially, of course. This is all AI. It's all ow.
01:22:11
slimeballsteve
Isn't Jason Momoa in like a jam band with like other super stars?
01:22:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know, that makes sense.
01:22:15
Devon Kopete
Probably. Why not, dude?
01:22:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That makes sense.
01:22:17
Devon Kopete
Let's hang out with your bros.
01:22:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hang out with your dong out. They all do it. It's Hollywood, baby. They're probably drinking Andrew Krome and playing their music.
01:22:23
m bison
It's Hollywood, and it's with them out Wednesdays, so whip them out, gentlemen.
01:22:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:22:27
slimeballsteve
Oh, women on Wednesday.
01:22:28
Devon Kopete
what about wednesday with dr disrespect
01:22:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Speaking of whipping it out, Frank West's whipping it out in front of everybody in this new ringmaster.
01:22:36
m bison
I'm excited to get this for Steam Deck, to be honest.
01:22:39
slimeballsteve
that that that voice That voice shakes me, dude.
01:22:39
m bison
I think it'll be really awesome.
01:22:42
slimeballsteve
I can't. I don't know if I can.
01:22:44
Devon Kopete
You only heard it for like two seconds.
01:22:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, they changed his voice.
01:22:46
slimeballsteve
and mean They made him look bad.
01:22:46
m bison
put a bag Just put a bag over it said.
01:22:47
slimeballsteve
They made him look bad. And they
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01:22:50
slimeballsteve
changed his voice. It's not ah it's not a PJ Rotolo again or whatever his name was.
01:22:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Benson Willow. Benson Willow.
01:22:56
slimeballsteve
It's um some new guy.
01:22:58
m bison
They made them too handsome.
01:22:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Darnell, Darnell Macopolis.
01:23:00
slimeballsteve
No, no, they're roughing him up, man. they giving them they they're making this They're making my Frank. the Frank from like four, they're giving him the four vibe.
01:23:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Steve. Did they reference that YTMND you made of Dead Rising in this new remaster?
01:23:15
slimeballsteve
Dude, it's that part. It's legit, like literally, remember how you played the helicopter pilot in that part, Chris?
01:23:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is it really? yeah
01:23:21
slimeballsteve
It is literally a part where he's like, hey buddy, you're searching for a story.
01:23:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Didn't he jump out of the helicopter near?
01:23:28
slimeballsteve
He jumps out, but like, he he says it in like a, yeah, that's my name.
01:23:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he does Yeah
01:23:32
slimeballsteve
And I'm like, oh my God, all right. Although, I gotta say this though, okay? The more I'm looking at it now, they're making him look like Al Bundy.
01:23:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
is
01:23:42
slimeballsteve
And I'm kind of thinking that would have been perfect casting, like back in the 90s.
01:23:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah Wow. Ed O'Neill?
01:23:47
slimeballsteve
Ed O'Neill, it's Frank West.
01:23:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nice.
01:23:49
Devon Kopete
No peg.
01:23:50
slimeballsteve
No pig.
01:23:54
Devon Kopete
It's, uh, I mean, I, I, is this, this looks like the r RE engine, right? Which is kind of, that's the dream, right?
01:23:58
slimeballsteve
It's probably gonna be a blast.
01:24:00
Devon Kopete
Dude, I'm fucking 20,000 zombies on the screen.
01:24:00
slimeballsteve
It's, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:24:03
slimeballsteve
It's gonna be fun. I'm not saying that.
01:24:04
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:24:05
slimeballsteve
But i that again, you know, that's that's me.
01:24:06
m bison
Yeah.
01:24:07
slimeballsteve
That's a me thing. Like I can't play the Castlevania Symphony of the Night on the PlayStation because it's got that weird fake-ass intro that takes away the good part.
01:24:18
m bison
Yeah.
01:24:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It makes a lot of sense, man.
01:24:21
Devon Kopete
uh...
01:24:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's like how they how they re-edited The Warriors made it weird.
01:24:22
Devon Kopete
very bad go for it
01:24:25
slimeballsteve
It's so weird. Why would they do that? Why do they add transitions to make it look like a comic book?
01:24:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And I don't get it.
01:24:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't get it. I don't get it.
01:24:34
slimeballsteve
It's also like how movies, all right, I'm gonna go on a movie rant for a little bit.
01:24:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Uh oh.
01:24:38
slimeballsteve
so you can You can stop me at any point by just saying stop.
01:24:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Gonna have to cut a lot of this out.
01:24:44
slimeballsteve
Every time I look for a movie now on on like a streaming service or ah like ah like to buy it digitally, there is some whack ass cover for the movie instead of like using the movie's actual posters.
01:24:54
Devon Kopete
Thanks.
01:25:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, you know why that is, Steve? I can answer that question.
01:25:04
slimeballsteve
Yes, I'm all ears.
01:25:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So, uh, a lot of streaming services, they do targeted marketing and they also do targeted marketing for the covers of the movies, like the icons themselves. So if you are, cause I remember Charles was talking about how since he's gay, most of the movies on Netflix show like a handsome man on the cover, even if it's about women, even if it's about women, like it's an entire woman cast.
01:25:26
Devon Kopete
ah
01:25:30
Devon Kopete
interesting
01:25:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
there'll be a man there. So Steve, you that's probably why you see giant rats on the cover.
01:25:36
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm like, maybe I'll watch, maybe I'll watch from Russia with love.
01:25:37
Devon Kopete
Interesting Yeah, like what's a weird cover that you saw Yeah, oh yeah, I can hear you
01:25:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:25:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's giant rats. And it's a big rat dressed as James Bond.
01:25:44
slimeballsteve
Oh, I think, I think the,
01:25:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because Steve looks up rats all the time on on the internet.
01:25:52
slimeballsteve
am I still with you guys?
01:25:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I can hear you.
01:25:54
m bison
Hmmm...
01:25:54
slimeballsteve
Okay, I think my power went out momentarily, like for a second, but it didn't knock me offline, weird.
01:25:56
Devon Kopete
oh so far so good this is all those rats there you know if there's one thing I if there's one thing I support AI taking over it's that stuff like just like a probably
01:26:01
slimeballsteve
um It might have been- might have been those big rats chewing on the cords!
01:26:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's rats!
01:26:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Would that be weird? You're watching like you Terminator instead of a big metal skeleton. It's a giant fucking rat on fire.
01:26:16
slimeballsteve
That's a big-ass rat.
01:26:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He likes rats!
01:26:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
01:26:27
Devon Kopete
It is rat giant it's like what the fuck what what?
01:26:30
slimeballsteve
The fuck?
01:26:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
This dude talks about honeycomb cereal every day.
01:26:33
Devon Kopete
ah and if ah He just like when he said that box of roses that he has it's just a box of honeycomb cereal is shocking comes out What what the world?
01:26:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm just like, we're gonna put that in every movie.
01:26:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh man, I love those.
01:26:46
slimeballsteve
This might be controversial, but me want honeygum.
01:26:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I know. that's You're all seeing it everywhere now, Steve.
01:26:52
Devon Kopete
The honeycomb monster dude
01:26:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You said it now. You're gonna see it everywhere. You're gonna watch Stranger Things. It's gonna be a fucking box of honeycones, colored red on the cover. It's the upside down.
01:27:02
slimeballsteve
That does get me hungry.
01:27:03
Devon Kopete
ah
01:27:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Upside down comes. Anyway, sorry, Steve, you've been a victim of targeted marketing.
01:27:11
Devon Kopete
design
01:27:13
slimeballsteve
You've been hit by a smooth criminal.
01:27:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, it's pretty smooth, actually.
01:27:17
Devon Kopete
So there's your rank fucking done for Steve now you can't complain about it Yeah
01:27:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Shut you down!
01:27:23
slimeballsteve
You're right. You're right. I'm basically dead.
01:27:26
Devon Kopete
the rats uh speaking of rats flying rats uh anybody see his batman caped crusader trailer okay okay i'm for say you know call it what you want but i think due to x-men 97 being as good as it was this makes me
01:27:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i
01:27:36
m bison
I saw a picture of it and was lukewarm, I guess. oh
01:27:52
Devon Kopete
I don't know. What if this is like really good, even though like the other Bruce Tim Batman series was you know famously really good?
01:28:01
Devon Kopete
um
01:28:02
m bison
Listen, man.
01:28:03
m bison
Warner Brothers and AT and&T, they need money.
01:28:04
Devon Kopete
I know. They're different. They're different. I know. I know. I know. but ah
01:28:08
m bison
JK Rowling is bleeding them dry by not writing new books and by being ah being fucking social media cancer to society.
01:28:12
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:28:19
m bison
So, you know.
01:28:21
Devon Kopete
Well, we all know about Batman's views on trans people, so that's not gonna do me any favors. But this, I think this is um definitively like this.
01:28:32
m bison
up I think my cousin just rage quit Elden Ring because he signed off and then signed back on immediately after.
01:28:33
Devon Kopete
the
01:28:39
slimeballsteve
oh No.
01:28:40
Devon Kopete
guys Nice, nice, nice.
01:28:40
m bison
So I'll mention that to him too.
01:28:42
Devon Kopete
OK, because this is this is like Batman with the gloves. This is like kind of like first appearance Batman and but he looks like 60s ish.
01:28:50
slimeballsteve
Purple gloves.
01:28:52
Devon Kopete
Well, they're black for whatever reason.
01:28:54
slimeballsteve
Yeah, because it's weird to explain purple, but yeah, this looks like old school, like old school as Batman.
01:28:54
Devon Kopete
It is. I don't know, man, it could be good. What what if it's just like Batman with with an adult adult storytelling?
01:29:04
slimeballsteve
I'm down to check this out.
01:29:09
Devon Kopete
Well, like we're.
01:29:10
slimeballsteve
Batman Cape Crusader.
01:29:11
Devon Kopete
where they just didn't feel the need to kiddie it up like cuz if you think about it is sick looking to face uh...
01:29:11
slimeballsteve
I'm in.
01:29:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
As long as they put Professor Pig in there, I'm good to go, baby.
01:29:18
slimeballsteve
That Two-Face is like kind of twisted looking.
01:29:24
Devon Kopete
they also confirm i don't know how new this is but i guess it's a confirmed uh... that fantastic for is going to be a period piece like in the sixties uh...
01:29:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Cool.
01:29:33
Devon Kopete
i think i can alter i think the logic i i
01:29:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I mean, wasn't that...
01:29:33
m bison
Yeah, that actually sounds that actually sounds pretty cool, to be honest.
01:29:34
slimeballsteve
That's cool.
01:29:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:29:39
Devon Kopete
let me, let me see if there's, if they, if there's any more information, but I think I had heard alternative universe, but taking place in the sixties. So it's like, yeah. Um, well, just cause that, that first piece of art they showed, it's like, but bro, this is the sixties.
01:29:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We just assumed it was in the sixties. I never said anything about it, right? Yeah. Okay.
01:29:59
Devon Kopete
Um, yeah, this could mean the new movie takes place in alternate dimension and they get simply whatever. Right. Um, but,
01:30:09
Devon Kopete
there's a there's potential there for sure I'm into it all damn it
01:30:11
slimeballsteve
I heard they have been shooting this for 30 years.
01:30:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh shit, man.
01:30:17
slimeballsteve
He's meal like like they would do it like every time they were like working on a movie. Like they would be like, Come on over. It's you know, this once a year, we'll shoot a little scene.
01:30:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We gotta shoot the pie fight today.
01:30:29
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:30:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So wear clothes, you don't mind getting dirty. That's what Feige says to all the actors.
01:30:34
slimeballsteve
that
01:30:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um
01:30:35
Devon Kopete
man real I'm real indie vibe huh
01:30:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
like
01:30:37
Devon Kopete
Real like shoestring budget I don't have money for costumes just brings on you don't mind getting dirty, but it's got to be white Wait,
01:30:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
keeping it Keeping the to budget low.
01:30:43
slimeballsteve
um I'm telling you, if they made a superhero movie that was just like a normal guy, the hero and then the hero's villain on like a game show.
01:30:50
Devon Kopete
so so it's like read Richard's and dr. Doom and then just like you and
01:30:57
slimeballsteve
Like, can you?
01:30:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Like they all playing against each other on a game show.
01:31:00
slimeballsteve
Yeah, like can you imagine?
01:31:01
Devon Kopete
right so so it's like read richardcks and dr do and then just like you
01:31:06
slimeballsteve
Yeah, they're just like not me I'm just saying like just like some ordinary Joe who's like i'm I'm so happy to be on the prices, right?
01:31:07
Devon Kopete
well Right, but you say like a normal guy Say
01:31:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm from Grand Rapids, Michigan. I'm just happy to be here. um I just fella next to me. He's breathing really heavy. Is he okay?
01:31:21
slimeballsteve
I Am a doctor I know if I'm breathing too heavy I
01:31:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay, didn't expect that response. I'll just keep my mouth shut.
01:31:28
slimeballsteve
That could also be a period piece because you could also get um Bob.
01:31:31
m bison
Mm
01:31:33
slimeballsteve
Bob.
01:31:34
Devon Kopete
Jack Barker a pat pat say Jack Parker
01:31:35
slimeballsteve
Parker.
01:31:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Barker?
01:31:35
m bison
hmm.
01:31:35
slimeballsteve
Yeah, Parker.
01:31:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I thought you were gonna go with your back there for a sec.
01:31:39
slimeballsteve
You could get you could do Jeopardy. It just think of any game show.
01:31:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay, all right.
01:31:43
slimeballsteve
Oh, what if it was like match game?
01:31:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
oh
01:31:46
Devon Kopete
You know, I'm not gonna lie, I think you throw Steve Harvey in there, you're getting fireworks.
01:31:49
slimeballsteve
Oh, Family Feud!
01:31:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Whoa!
01:31:51
slimeballsteve
du Fantastic Four Family Feud!
01:31:52
m bison
Okay.
01:31:54
Devon Kopete
Boom.
01:31:54
slimeballsteve
And it's the it's the fucking Fantastic Four versus Doom and a bunch of Doombots.
01:31:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Doom does not take orders from a caterpillar-lipped man like you, Harvey.
01:32:00
slimeballsteve
And...
01:32:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:32:07
slimeballsteve
We asked 100 people,
01:32:10
Devon Kopete
He's like, tell me that you got popsicles on this stupid list.
01:32:17
slimeballsteve
what's the freakiest place
01:32:18
Devon Kopete
Richards The moon Yeah,
01:32:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I have never eaten a popsicle in my life.
01:32:23
slimeballsteve
Where's the strangest place you've ever gotten freaky?
01:32:28
slimeballsteve
la yeah Oh, here's the twist though.
01:32:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And then, like, Sue looks at him, like, all seductively in the car, and goes, ooh!
01:32:33
Devon Kopete
see It's it's doom and of his doom bots
01:32:37
Devon Kopete
yeah see
01:32:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's great. Eh, it's pretty great.
01:32:40
slimeballsteve
Doom makes it to the final part.
01:32:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wait, is it all Doombots?
01:32:41
Devon Kopete
yeah yeah
01:32:42
slimeballsteve
it's it's human all
01:32:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Laying in
Amusing Solicitor Stories
01:32:43
slimeballsteve
hum but
01:32:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
trouble?
01:32:43
Devon Kopete
it's it's doom and his doom bots
01:32:45
slimeballsteve
So here's the thing, Doom and the Doom bots make it to the final part, like they win. But the problem is, the end part where they have to say different answers, they keep saying the same answer.
01:32:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And obviously, it was not me who answered these questions wrong. It was one of my Doombots.
01:33:02
slimeballsteve
yeah No, I am the real Doom. No, I am the real Doom.
01:33:06
Devon Kopete
And then the twist is they were all doom bots Yeah,
01:33:09
slimeballsteve
Oh, and then Doom takes off his mask at Steve Harvey.
01:33:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Steve Harvey. Yeah, it's Steve Harvey out of there. Steve Harvey's a Doombot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:18
Devon Kopete
yeah it's it's Steve Harvey in a doom bot but his mouth is wrapped up and he was taken hostage Yes
01:33:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
The real twist would be the entire audience is Doombots too, and they all fly out of the studio.
01:33:27
slimeballsteve
Ha ha ha ha!
01:33:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Let me loose.
01:33:29
Devon Kopete
And somehow Ben Grimm has the best answers he scored the most points And So ah you guys see these uh well once an 824 trailer so it's a fun little
01:33:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hell of a movie, Steve. Hell of a movie.
01:33:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I did not watch this trailer yet.
01:33:47
Devon Kopete
this Yeah, it's uh, it's Kind of but it definitely looks like a thriller.
01:33:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Heretic.
01:33:53
Devon Kopete
It's just Hugh Grant being like all right I'm going to be highly religious at these widely attractive Jehovah's Witnesses might be murdered ah So, you know, that's always fun Yeah, yeah where they did you leave did you let them in and then make them make a decision saw like question I
01:33:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and
01:34:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Whoa.
01:34:06
slimeballsteve
A couple of Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door the other day.
01:34:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Uh-oh. What'd you do? What'd you do? What'd you do?
01:34:11
slimeballsteve
No,
01:34:14
slimeballsteve
I opened the door and they were like, hello, do you have a second to talk? And I was like, I see you got the good book there.
01:34:21
Devon Kopete
so
01:34:21
slimeballsteve
And he took that as go, go, go.
01:34:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nice.
01:34:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I mean, I would have, I would have.
01:34:25
slimeballsteve
He's like, whoa, you said it. He said, oh, you said it's the good book. So let me tell you about what we're here for. And he just kept going. And I'm like, I'm going to.
01:34:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Didn't you say it's good for wiping my ass and you slam the door?
01:34:35
slimeballsteve
No, no, I felt bad. And I was like, look, I don't want to waste your time, but I'm not really that religious.
01:34:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No.
01:34:42
slimeballsteve
And I'm sure there's some other people in this neighborhood that would definitely get a lot more from this. But thank you though. And they were like, thank you for at least opening your door. But it was very, it felt really sad. like Thank you for at least listening for a second.
01:34:57
Devon Kopete
the And you're like it's okay leave me a alone I'll see you have the good book house of m You know, I Weirdly had I had my own door knocking Interaction today or not like it was earlier this week.
01:35:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nice cover-ups to eat.
01:35:00
slimeballsteve
Come back when you got X-Men comics. I say, no more mutants.
01:35:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah ah
01:35:19
slimeballsteve
Yeah? yeah
01:35:21
Devon Kopete
So somebody knocks at my door.
01:35:26
Devon Kopete
I she's like hey you know we're just in the air talking about the environment and i was like shit cuz like it was like no way out right there's no like i already have the environment uh...
01:35:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah boy
01:35:35
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:35:35
Devon Kopete
so i was nice enough and i'm just here now and uh... i was like yeah you know uh... i'll take any you know pamphlets or paper that you have Which is basically code for like, thank you and let's let's keep it pushing, right? Like, I don't want to talk to you, which most people on doorto- door to door. No, that's like the fuck you. So they say, actually, I don't have cards.
01:35:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, it's an environment.
01:35:58
Devon Kopete
And she says that because it's the environment. And I'm like, OK, fair, fair.
01:36:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Can't use paper.
01:36:03
Devon Kopete
And then I was like, well, do you guys have like an email or like a website? And she's like, no, I so i could give you my email. And she's like, Well, we don't have that either because of energy.
01:36:17
slimeballsteve
You don't have email? and
01:36:19
Devon Kopete
That's what she said. And I was like, so how do you, how do you get your message out? Like, what are you talking about? And she's like, well, that's why we do door to door, like kind of like an asshole. She said it.
01:36:30
slimeballsteve
Oh, dude, that's just like a nice little twist.
01:36:30
Devon Kopete
And I was like, all right. And then she's taught, I give her a fake name, give her a fake number, give her fake email, Devin Coppell.
01:36:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What was your fake name? What was your fake name?
01:36:40
Devon Kopete
right
01:36:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah So and at some point I'm like hearing her out and then She's like, oh, yeah.
01:36:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I know, I know, I know Devin Coppol.
01:36:52
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you know we do donations. I'm like, oh, that's cool And then there's a pause and she's like I mean like now Like that and I was like, oh no, I'm not doing that and she's like is it the door-to-door thing and I'm like
01:36:59
slimeballsteve
oh You're getting mugged.
01:37:08
Devon Kopete
Just like I'm not trying to give an organization with no emails or no paper pamphlets any Any money, why would I do that like absolutely not? And then I was like listen like I can give you my email which again is fake And like I write it down on a piece of paper But I wrote it down on apparently the wrong section, but she didn't tell me where to sign it and So like she looked at me like I was the asshole. This is the second time she's she's like treating me like I'm fucking.
01:37:38
slimeballsteve
Wait, but she took the paper?
01:37:40
Devon Kopete
Well, i she had a clipboard and on this piece of paper it was like the bottom half was blank on the top half was like, put your information here, like name and email.
01:37:50
slimeballsteve
and Don't like that.
01:37:51
Devon Kopete
So I write my name and and I'm right in front of her with a pen.
01:37:55
slimeballsteve
You wrote Devil Copen or what was it?
01:37:56
Devon Kopete
And I write, I write Devin Go Bell, blah, blah, blah.
01:37:58
slimeballsteve
That's it.
01:37:59
Devon Kopete
And she stares at me like you didn't write anything down. And I'm like, what do what do you mean? Yes, I did. Like, what the fuck is going on with his interaction? And then eventually I was like, listen, like, I'm not going to do anything. So this is probably the end of the road.
01:38:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh shit.
01:38:14
Devon Kopete
And she's like, OK.
01:38:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're telling her you weren't gonna do something to her, right?
01:38:17
slimeballsteve
You humored them a lot.
01:38:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah. ah Well, you know, i yeah I mean, I used to do it. So I am more sympathetic than most.
01:38:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know what my fake name is when I write down stuff?
01:38:26
Devon Kopete
What is it?
01:38:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Chip Gugliotti.
01:38:28
slimeballsteve
I like that, that's a good...
01:38:29
Devon Kopete
That's too much spelling, dude. That's too much. You guys smell that?
01:38:31
slimeballsteve
Smell, yeah, spell Guillotine.
01:38:33
Devon Kopete
ChipGuliati at hotmail dot.com?
01:38:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Gugliotti. G-H-O-U-L-A-T-I. Gugliotti.
01:38:40
Devon Kopete
so So they're definitely, when they're writing that down, they're like, this guy's fucking with me.
01:38:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
a
01:38:41
slimeballsteve
I've been...
01:38:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
a chipone
01:38:45
slimeballsteve
I've been getting a few solar calls recently and I've been answering them as old men.
01:38:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
who what What's going on?
01:38:52
slimeballsteve
Um, and they were like, so the way they play it is they're, they're playing it as when they call that they're, they make it sound like they're from your energy company to start off with.
01:38:53
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:39:03
slimeballsteve
And so they're like, Hey, you know what? We, we, uh, we're changing up all the, all the energy things in the area.
01:39:09
m bison
Yeah, I've been I've been getting those two.
01:39:11
slimeballsteve
um
01:39:12
m bison
They're like, you you know, you know, you can you can change who provides your gas if you do this and blah, blah, blah.
01:39:12
slimeballsteve
So as old man, I'm like,
01:39:19
slimeballsteve
Oh, oh, you can?
01:39:20
m bison
And they're like.
01:39:21
slimeballsteve
Oh, how do I do that? It's good. it It's going to be free.
01:39:25
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:39:25
slimeballsteve
They're like, yes, it's solar powered.
01:39:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:39:26
slimeballsteve
I'm like, sonar powered? Solar, solar powered. How does that work? It's ah powered from the sun. Oh, like super.
01:39:37
Devon Kopete
but bad Okay, well have you know my last name is Luther so I'm not going to continue this phone call any v longer
01:39:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
a
01:39:43
slimeballsteve
i it I'm um'm hard out. I want to have my house powered by kryptonite. Thank you.
Film and TV Anticipation
01:39:55
Devon Kopete
yeah ah
01:39:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
oh
01:39:55
m bison
This is why I wish I could speak another language because then because my dad used to just start talking in Tagalog like fluent Tagalog to them and then they would just leave.
01:39:56
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:40:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, man, that's sweet, isn't it?
01:40:03
slimeballsteve
ah
01:40:03
Devon Kopete
really
01:40:05
m bison
Yeah, and then they would just they would just hang up.
01:40:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and Immediately shuts him down.
01:40:07
m bison
Yeah, like what do you what do you say?
01:40:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Like, it can't be Spanish anymore, too, because, like, so many people are bilingual with Spanish.
01:40:10
m bison
What do you say? that Yeah, everybody speaks Spanish. Yeah.
01:40:13
Devon Kopete
i take ah i I pick up with a very thick accent and go, hello?
01:40:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh.
01:40:21
Devon Kopete
but Like I get nothing are you like what and it's just like this weird random kind of your mysterious European accent where I just yell there loudly and Eventually gets rid of
01:40:32
m bison
Now and then they say something that offends you and then you just break character and be like, excuse me, what did you say, sir?
01:40:36
Devon Kopete
them I'm sorry. What?
01:40:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Blood.
01:40:40
m bison
Sorry, excuse me.
01:40:40
Devon Kopete
How dare you how dare you offend me as a white man You bastard ah Well, there's also that trailer here with Tom Hanks
01:40:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I said blood.
01:40:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I said blood. Over and over again.
01:40:49
m bison
Bastard in a basket.
01:40:51
Devon Kopete
This, uh... What? weird, what?
01:40:55
slimeballsteve
ah
01:40:57
Devon Kopete
I can't make the connection, make it for you.
01:40:58
slimeballsteve
I killed my boy.
01:41:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
you I've abandoned my boy!
01:41:01
Devon Kopete
I said, Tom I said, Tom Hanks!
01:41:02
slimeballsteve
but provided of my place
01:41:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I've abandoned my child!
01:41:03
m bison
better my child
01:41:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I've abandoned my child!
01:41:08
Devon Kopete
Okay, sure. I don't know, it looks weirdly experimental. Like, the whole movie's shot in one scene, in one angle.
01:41:15
slimeballsteve
They've been shooting this movie for 30 years.
01:41:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah, Robinson that gets to be shoot this movie for a hundred thousand years No
01:41:22
slimeballsteve
theyve Have they been shooting this since Forrest Gump?
01:41:25
Devon Kopete
fucking absolutely not Yeah,
01:41:27
m bison
I have a bed in my child!
01:41:28
slimeballsteve
Because this is the Forrest Gump Squad right here.
01:41:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is it Zemeckis really?
01:41:32
Devon Kopete
yeah Robin Wright I'm
01:41:32
slimeballsteve
It's Zemeckis.
01:41:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Holy shit.
01:41:35
slimeballsteve
I don't know why every Tom tonight is Tom Green in my head.
01:41:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh boy, oh boy.
01:41:39
slimeballsteve
And Robin Wright.
01:41:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm going through the Tom Green phase again. My bum goes here.
01:41:44
Devon Kopete
just saying you know, I'm just saying
01:41:44
slimeballsteve
But like were they like, all right, we're going to legit just have you just to stand in us in ah in my house and i we're going to film a scene.
01:41:52
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's just never gonna change.
01:41:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Interesting.
01:41:55
slimeballsteve
You come over once a year and make a movie.
01:41:58
Devon Kopete
I don't know, it's...
01:41:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So are they de-aging people on this, too? I can tell by the thumbnail.
01:42:01
Devon Kopete
for short, yeah. not No, no, according to Steve, they actively film them.
01:42:03
slimeballsteve
Well, I just need to see them run and fight.
01:42:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No.
01:42:07
Devon Kopete
This this this forest comer is gonna be, hey, let's get some footage of it.
01:42:12
slimeballsteve
Let's get some footage of YouTube for the next 30 years.
01:42:15
Devon Kopete
But I don't know, it could be... I don't wanna say good.
01:42:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's a movie?
01:42:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's a...
01:42:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's a movie. Okay, Sony Pictures, gotcha.
01:42:22
Devon Kopete
so sore knee pictures actually tonight I'm gonna go off would go off golf brand here have you guys been watching the jimedy click interviews that he's been there's so there's so god yeah there's just like new ones like what he did with uh yeah I think so yeah yeah cuz he's doing it for a
01:42:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sarna.
01:42:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Uh-oh.
01:42:27
m bison
Go off, King.
01:42:28
slimeballsteve
Oh, you're going off pop off.
01:42:34
slimeballsteve
Yes. Oh my god.
01:42:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
There are new, wait, there are new Jimmy Glick.
01:42:39
slimeballsteve
There are brand new Jiminy Glick interviews. you know Oh, what's his name? From Barry.
01:42:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because he's hosting the Tonight Show, right? Because of Colbert, Colbert, is it?
01:42:53
Devon Kopete
There are the uh, oh my god the other one the man show guy Jimmy Kimmel, yeah He's just been doing he's just doing all these ridiculous interviews that I was like, ah He's
01:42:53
slimeballsteve
i It's jimmy Jimmy Kimmel.
01:42:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel. Yo.
01:43:00
slimeballsteve
It's so funny.
01:43:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
he He said he has Steve Martin on there. It's like ah his dad McMahon too, which is pretty great actually Yeah,
01:43:07
slimeballsteve
That's funny. he He did a plug for Barry and he's like, that show has been over for a year now.
01:43:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah I gotta I gotta a I love chening pool
01:43:19
Devon Kopete
like I really like it
01:43:21
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:43:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:43:22
Devon Kopete
Yeah, and like and like, the best is Bill Hayter's loving every segment of it.
01:43:24
slimeballsteve
yeah Yeah, he's dying.
01:43:27
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you can't keep it together at all, but...
01:43:30
slimeballsteve
care
01:43:31
Devon Kopete
Give it a good shot!
01:43:32
slimeballsteve
Dude, the farmer, he's like, I left you as the little monkey man on Saturday Night Live.
01:43:36
Devon Kopete
Oh, that was Chris Kattan.
01:43:37
slimeballsteve
Eat the apple. but
01:43:40
Devon Kopete
He's like, I wish Chris Kattan was here!
01:43:42
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:43:43
Devon Kopete
there's it
01:43:46
slimeballsteve
Yeah, he is.
01:43:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's hilarious about his short man. He's so good at cutting people, man.
01:43:52
slimeballsteve
a
01:43:52
Devon Kopete
yeah I uh...
01:43:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Really good. and
01:43:54
Devon Kopete
I've never really watched Jiminy Glick interviews before so I know I know and I mean well it's cause like he did it right ah he was popular and then he kind of like did the Jiminy Glick thing which is like funny for like a few people
01:43:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Man, they're so good.
01:44:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
They're all all good.
01:44:00
slimeballsteve
He's been doing that for like 20 years, 30 years now.
01:44:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I want to ask you a question. How did you detach these shoes? I love the the pitch change is amazing.
01:44:21
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but it was like this thing he did when he basically stopped being like a well-known name And then he just kind of and then what your you know only murders in the building blew up and now he's like I want to bring back Jimmy click which rules So I don't know Yeah, like it really was for sure
01:44:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that's always good. It's like it was like the prototypical between two ferns, you know, like
01:44:42
slimeballsteve
Uh-huh.
01:44:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And it was great. And it was just as good as between two firms. You know, like they're both. That's a great like Eric Andre takes it all like a step farther. But that's I love those were like he kind of disarm the person you're interviewing with being just ridiculous in every way, shape or form.
01:45:00
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:45:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because sometimes you get like truthfulness out of that out of them. You know, I don't know. I think it always is is fun to watch. um I got to watch this. I love you.
01:45:15
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:45:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is that everything? Is that all?
01:45:17
Devon Kopete
ah This is really, again, we're we're in this weird ah spot of summer where
01:45:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is that everything here?
01:45:22
Devon Kopete
Earthry came out. That's all everyone's talking on the gaming space ah The TV shows are kind of rocking and rolling. I just haven't had time to watch anything So I'm a piece of trash And the bear came out
01:45:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, you are.
01:45:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And we got long dicks coming out um
Personal Plans and Celebrations
01:45:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
this week. So long legs, long legs.
01:45:42
slimeballsteve
Long legs.
01:45:43
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, man, I don't ah Probably talk about later, but I don't know even know if I'm gonna be around
01:45:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Where are you gonna be? What dimension?
01:45:51
Devon Kopete
um want and might be at a beach on the fifth
01:45:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, fuck you.
01:45:54
Devon Kopete
and um
01:45:55
slimeballsteve
Go to Dimension X, he's gonna go see Shredder.
01:45:56
m bison
on friday on friday on friday that
01:45:58
Devon Kopete
yeah friday for i don't know we'll see we'll see because
01:46:00
slimeballsteve
try
01:46:03
Devon Kopete
it's ah it's could be but birthday but birthday is next week everyone
01:46:07
slimeballsteve
Your birthday soon, your birthday soon!
01:46:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Ew, ew.
01:46:09
Devon Kopete
I'm
01:46:10
m bison
doesn't uh does that mean you have to be on the beach on on the fifth birthday oh my god are you are you 11 years old you got to celebrate your birthday for like a whole week like what the fuck
01:46:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:46:15
Devon Kopete
well no but it's like uh... well you know we might do this on the fourth and we're gonna be in this area yes
01:46:30
slimeballsteve
we
01:46:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
01:46:31
Devon Kopete
you know what john yeah i'll tell jenny you said that and we'll see if you could deal with that
01:46:32
slimeballsteve
that
01:46:33
m bison
And it's my birthday Thursday, and it's my birthday Friday, and it's my birthday Saturday, and it's my birthday Sunday, and it's my birthday Monday.
01:46:39
slimeballsteve
me It's my birthday month! It's my birthday month! I was born this month!
01:46:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know me and Devin were having this exact conversation actually and it's kind of funny to me
01:46:48
Devon Kopete
yeah Yeah, yeah. Jenny Jenny very much prescribes to the or subscribes to the it's my month birthday.
01:46:57
m bison
That's Jenny, though.
01:46:58
Devon Kopete
And you know, no and I know I'm the opposite.
01:46:58
m bison
Are you Jenny? I don't think that's your name.
01:47:01
Devon Kopete
I'm like, what if it just didn't happen? like What if we just pretend like?
01:47:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:47:03
m bison
yeah What if what if we pretended I was not turning 38 this year I Mean there's big ones like if it's the big 40 or the big 50 or the big 30 sure Okay, that's fair yeah, yeah
01:47:03
slimeballsteve
No, no, no, but, but you get the, you get the, you get the like, we're gonna go nuts for your birthday this year, babe.
01:47:07
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:47:12
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:47:15
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:47:16
slimeballsteve
She is celebrating your birthday through you vicariously, Devin.
01:47:20
Devon Kopete
yeah That's again who am I to say who am I to say that she can't have a week's worth of birthday for me, you know This is great That well, that's the thing right is like I uh, this was I didn't I couldn't remember when long legs come out So i'm gonna be like hey for my birthday, maybe we should go see his really scary movie
01:47:28
slimeballsteve
Devin, I'm loving your birthday.
01:47:30
m bison
But why can't we see why can't we see a terrifying movie for your birthday?
01:47:41
m bison
We got.
01:47:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I mean, you can do it at night at the beach.
01:47:46
m bison
Well, if you're if you're are you are you spending the weekend at the beach or you just spend the day at the beach on Friday?
01:47:47
slimeballsteve
You getting
01:47:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, yeah.
01:47:51
Devon Kopete
No, so ah so her her her mom lives like third.
01:47:52
slimeballsteve
a house? You getting a place?
01:47:55
m bison
Can we have can we have two hours of your day of your 24 hour day that watch a movie with you?
01:47:59
Devon Kopete
Well, because her so where her mom lives is like 30 minutes away from Alec Asbury Park.
01:48:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
but
01:48:05
m bison
OK, so you're going to be far, you're far up there.
01:48:05
Devon Kopete
So it'd be like, yeah, so it's like we'd be I mean, it's not to say we we could, right?
01:48:05
slimeballsteve
Oh, I'm a bad man.
01:48:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
The boss.
01:48:11
Devon Kopete
I'll be like, if the real question is, am I allowed to tell my girlfriend that for my birthday was a movie and will I be allowed to?
01:48:12
m bison
Yeah.
01:48:19
Devon Kopete
That's the real
01:48:20
slimeballsteve
I'm not allowed to see a movie.
01:48:21
m bison
for my birthday for my birthday and while i was like see every hour on a it
01:48:22
slimeballsteve
What movie?
01:48:22
Devon Kopete
sorry guys sorry guys I can't keep moving it's my birthday I can't see it I can't see this movie she says hey it's my birthday too scary too scary we ain't seeing that movie
01:48:27
slimeballsteve
It's my birthday. I can't.
01:48:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't want to be scared on my birthday. a
01:48:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, why would I want to be scared?
01:48:34
slimeballsteve
One movie. One movie. Long legs. Who's scary?
01:48:40
slimeballsteve
We ain't serious. Who's scary?
01:48:42
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:48:45
slimeballsteve
You can see it inside out of Garfield.
01:48:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
you
01:48:50
slimeballsteve
no
01:48:50
m bison
that it And that's it.
01:48:53
slimeballsteve
All right. I think we call it here, everybody.
01:48:55
Devon Kopete
but but
01:48:56
slimeballsteve
Have a great night.
01:48:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Good night, everybody.
01:48:59
Devon Kopete
Wait.