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Introduction and Hosts
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Devon Kopete
Hello, you are listening to the all new Anti Fanboy Podcast for the week of August 25th, 2024.
00:00:11
Devon Kopete
My name is David Gilbeck. I'm joined with one Chris Galanti, one Steve O'Teary, and one Jonathan Suarez.
00:00:17
RFARTK JR
How you doing?
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slimeballsteve
Hi, how are you?
00:00:26
RFARTK JR
So glad that we...
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choom
How are you doing? How are you doing, Chums?
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RFARTK JR
Whoa, you calling me a choom now?
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slimeballsteve
Oh my goodness, whoa!
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choom
You're a Chum now.
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RFARTK JR
The name kind of sounds derogatory. It's a little.
Gaming Terminology and Debates
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choom
That's how they talk in the cyberpunk universe.
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slimeballsteve
Roughly translates to friend, it means friend.
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RFARTK JR
I know! It just doesn't, you know, didn't sit right.
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choom
OK, Chum, that's not very Nova of you to talk like that, Chris.
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RFARTK JR
Wait, do you guys remember what they called the midget, the dwarves, excuse me, dwarves in ah Borderlands 3?
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choom
oh Oh, shit.
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RFARTK JR
What were they called?
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choom
Yeah, they were they were really.
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RFARTK JR
Dinkies?
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choom
No, they were ten ah I don't want to say what I want to say what I think it is.
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Devon Kopete
shit
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RFARTK JR
It's really bad, right?
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choom
I don't know because they're they that sounds actually derogatory.
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RFARTK JR
was it I thought it was Dinkies, am I wrong?
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slimeballsteve
I don't, I don't think it is. I don't remember.
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RFARTK JR
It was it sounded so bad.
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choom
No.
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Devon Kopete
No, dude, I think they were just called like loot mages. I think like legit Yeah, I mean I'm i'm on the wiki Oh tanks No, no, I didn't see the movie man.
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RFARTK JR
No, no, no, no, no.
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choom
No, no, no, no, no, no, there was a there was a term that's.
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RFARTK JR
I'm talking about the the small psychos.
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choom
Yeah.
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RFARTK JR
No, no, no, not the ludes.
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choom
yeah they're called tanks they were called tanks right yeah I thought you knew your borderlands Devin it was your favorite movie of it here so far favorite movie the no I it although is that is that derogatory I think people
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RFARTK JR
Tanks. Yeah, that was it.
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Devon Kopete
I didn't see the movie
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slimeballsteve
Oh, dude.
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RFARTK JR
John, let me ask you, John, can I ask you a question? Were you goingnna add it were you gonna add a W to that? Is that why you didn't wanna say it? Oh, okay.
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RFARTK JR
I was just curious.
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RFARTK JR
I don't know. I don't know.
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choom
I hear people talk about that all, like say, throw that around all the time. Like, even...
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RFARTK JR
I- I need to. Like, I
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Devon Kopete
um I'm going to go Jerry Seinfeld and just go, I'm just not gonna say it. What a doubt. yeah
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choom
Yeah.
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RFARTK JR
yeah tinks- tinks. It was weird. That that was kind of weird. You know?
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choom
Yeah, I don't...
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RFARTK JR
ah
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choom
Ugh. Great game, though.
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RFARTK JR
Chum, Chum's okay. tune It's like Chum.
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choom
Yeah, tune.
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RFARTK JR
Chum's okay.
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choom
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
ah Based on Reddit, r slash LGBT says it is not a slur.
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choom
Oh.
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choom
What, Twink?
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RFARTK JR
Oh, Twink is, Twink is okay.
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slimeballsteve
ah Twink is literally a body type descriptor.
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choom
Yeah, it's not like people. Yeah, it's a body type. It's like link.
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RFARTK JR
Okay, I see.
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choom
It's like a link in Breath of the Wild. He's he's a twink like he's a skinny.
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RFARTK JR
Is that where that name came from?
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slimeballsteve
No, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure Link yeah was around before Twink.
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RFARTK JR
Sorry.
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RFARTK JR
It was like the first twink. Is that how it began?
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choom
That's like.
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slimeballsteve
No, a Link was definitely not the first Twink.
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RFARTK JR
ah
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RFARTK JR
First popularized twink. He goes back to the 80s, Steve, if you remember.
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choom
That's funny.
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RFARTK JR
So that's 40 years. He's an important milestone then for the twinks out there.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, here we go. here's Here's a history on the word. ah The term first appeared in 1858 in cricket to describe H.
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choom
Oh, oh, man.
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slimeballsteve
H. Stevenson's taking three wickets with three consecutive deliveries.
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RFARTK JR
I knew it.
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choom
Had to be cricket.
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RFARTK JR
I fucking knew it.
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Devon Kopete
Well, Randy Pitchford explains the origin of the phrase Tink.
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choom
I wish cricket was big.
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RFARTK JR
God, Devin.
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choom
No, no.
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RFARTK JR
Oh.
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Devon Kopete
He says, uh, yeah, yeah.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, did he do a magic trick?
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choom
Oh, the guy. Oh, the fucking the perv, the perv guy, the perv.
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RFARTK JR
Oh.
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slimeballsteve
wi
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Devon Kopete
The non-problematic Randy Pitchford.
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slimeballsteve
we ever Did we ever find the USB drive?
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Devon Kopete
I don't know.
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RFARTK JR
I mean, I found it and I'm keeping it. It's great.
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Devon Kopete
So he said, ah it's not a censorship thing.
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RFARTK JR
Wonderful.
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Devon Kopete
We thought it was just fun for those little guys to be the scrappy ones. They make little turrets and shit and dive into scrap piles. We started calling them tinkerers and that got shortened.
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RFARTK JR
I see.
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Devon Kopete
So.
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RFARTK JR
All right. Franny Pitchford says it's okay, I'm down. I can't even say that with a straight face.
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Devon Kopete
I know, dude.
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RFARTK JR
yeah Well, Borderlands, you fucked up.
Snack Preferences and Opinions
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RFARTK JR
They bombed.
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Devon Kopete
ah Guys, I think I'm a stereotype now. I've been eating flaming hot Cheetos, watching the crow.
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RFARTK JR
Oh boy. You watched The Crow.
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Devon Kopete
like You know what?
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choom
Oh, you're in the Flamin' Hot Cheetos, finally? Okay.
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Devon Kopete
All right. There's a little bit.
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choom
Welcome! Welcome to this...
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Devon Kopete
There's a little bit of lore here. I. ah
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choom
Welcome to the the humbling community that is the Flamin' Hot Cheetos community.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, so we have a we've been doing this little lake day for our second year. um And we were buying stuff for it. And I was like, oh, let's get these. And Jenny's like, why in the world would you want to buy these?
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Devon Kopete
And I was like, these are like normal. These are like a popular.
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choom
What is it? Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, Flamin Hot Cheetos. so um And she's like, you're a serial killer.
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slimeballsteve
People love the flaming hot. they're They're more popular than normal cheetos now.
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Devon Kopete
Like, what are you talking about? I was like, no, like, well, I was like, all right, we'll go there and we'll lay them out and we'll see who eats what.
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choom
oh No, no.
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choom
Did you say did you say OK?
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slimeballsteve
Did you get both? You bought both?
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choom
Yeah, did you say OK, boomer?
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Devon Kopete
I bought, I bought, a I bought Cheetos, I bought Cheetos, like traditional Cheetos and, and the, um, the Flaming Hot fries, the fry format, uh, and then like regular, like ruffle chips or something.
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choom
You said OK, bloomer.
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slimeballsteve
I'm talking about crunchy, right? Crunchy.
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slimeballsteve
Okay.
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Devon Kopete
And, um, it saddens me to say that nobody even opened the Flaming Hot Cheetos.
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slimeballsteve
Really?
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Devon Kopete
And, uh, so I've been eating them today and I've been eating them nonstop today.
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slimeballsteve
You know, here's the thing.
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choom
They were too scared. They were too scared. Nah, they're good.
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slimeballsteve
I think Flamin' Hot is ah is a Zoomer treat.
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choom
Flamin' Hot Cheetos, they're actually good.
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RFARTK JR
I'll be honest with you guys cheetos in general low low tier for me as far as let's go.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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RFARTK JR
Yeah, they're They're low tier Both i'm not I'm not really a big fan never was I think That's the finger stuff.
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slimeballsteve
ah Well, where we are we talking just specifically the crunchy ones? Are we talking about crunchy and puffed?
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slimeballsteve
Was it the fingers?
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choom
All right,
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slimeballsteve
Is the finger stuff?
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RFARTK JR
That's big. That's big, but it's also
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slimeballsteve
But how about Doritos?
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choom
what about, like, are they are they above or below Fritos?
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slimeballsteve
Because Doritos will give you finger stuff.
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RFARTK JR
I don't think there's a worse experience than a stale Cheeto. Like the bite itself kind of like it's hard. It gets so hard and then chewy.
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RFARTK JR
Oh, what Cheetos are even worse.
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Devon Kopete
A wet Cheeto, dude.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, wet Cheetos.
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Devon Kopete
If water touches them, you got to throw the whole thing out.
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slimeballsteve
Bad.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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RFARTK JR
I'm sorry, John. What were you saying about you? You you you had a caveat.
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choom
I said, do yeah, do you do you yeah, are they above or below Fritos Cheetos for you?
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RFARTK JR
Oh, Fritos are way higher, way, way higher.
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slimeballsteve
mo
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Devon Kopete
a
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choom
Okay, I think I think Fritos are I think of Fritos are like
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choom
Like almost S tier for me, like just regular Fritos.
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RFARTK JR
I agree.
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slimeballsteve
i need i need some I need some hot on the the Frito.
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RFARTK JR
100%.
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Devon Kopete
Now, you know what?
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RFARTK JR
Any, any freedom.
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slimeballsteve
Plain Fritos don't do it for me, but when the the Frito is like the but barbecue or...
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choom
For some reason, for some reason, the regular flavored scoops Fritos are just better. I don't know if it's because of the they just taste better.
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RFARTK JR
I agree. I think it was more salt.
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slimeballsteve
got a little air.
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choom
I don't know.
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slimeballsteve
It's got a little bump.
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RFARTK JR
I think it was more salt.
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choom
Maybe.
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slimeballsteve
Well, let me hit you with this.
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Devon Kopete
You know what, my S tier is ah Sun Chips.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, sun chips are delicious.
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RFARTK JR
Sun chips are great.
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Devon Kopete
I love Sun Chips.
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slimeballsteve
That is a great pick.
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RFARTK JR
But i'm I'm a garden tomato guy, 100%.
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choom
Which one, though?
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slimeballsteve
ah
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Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah, no, Garden Tomatoes, might my go-to.
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choom
not ah no you know You guys aren't French onions?
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slimeballsteve
Oh, I'm cheddar. I'm um'm team cheddar.
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choom
You guys aren't French?
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Devon Kopete
I'll fuck with that.
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RFARTK JR
I like French onion.
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choom
What?
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RFARTK JR
I don't think cheddar has enough flavor.
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slimeballsteve
I'm trying to think of the flavors, to be honest, because I don't regularly. and See, I'm a I'm a core inch Dorito fan.
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choom
You guys are crazy.
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RFARTK JR
French onion is good. I think garden tomato is is is up there.
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choom
We should um next time we get bring a bunch of chips.
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RFARTK JR
I'm a cool ranch burrito guy too, but I'm also, I think sweet chili is better.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, you know what?
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slimeballsteve
Where you land on Takis?
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RFARTK JR
That's me.
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choom
I love I love sweet chili and you know what sweet chili is also vegan Chris.
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Devon Kopete
And you guys have the.
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RFARTK JR
Yeah, dude.
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Devon Kopete
and Have you guys had the voodoo chips?
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choom
Did you know that?
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slimeballsteve
Oh, did not.
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RFARTK JR
Yes, I do.
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choom
They are vegan Yeah, they're good they're like so they're like they're like elaborate salt and vinegar chips those Yeah, yeah
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RFARTK JR
Yes, I did. I love those.
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Devon Kopete
You guys had the voodoo chips, right?
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RFARTK JR
They're good.
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Devon Kopete
There's a real good zaps.
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RFARTK JR
Yes.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, they're kind of like barbecue salt vinegar.
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RFARTK JR
Salt and vinegar chips are also pretty high for me.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, I love salt.
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RFARTK JR
i am I love...
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Devon Kopete
Mm hmm.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, you sit me down with a bag of her salt and vinegar.
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RFARTK JR
I will eat those until I can't taste anything anymore.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, it's such a good snack, you're willing to hurt yourself.
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RFARTK JR
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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choom
No, but they yeah, you literally numb out your home your whole mouth. Like, if you keep eating them, and and I'll still eat them even after.
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RFARTK JR
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
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RFARTK JR
It's like one of the few times, like I'm not, I i'm not ah kind of moved away from beer, but a beer and salt and vinegar chips is like, oh my God, holy shit.
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choom
back And the game, you got the ball game on, Chris.
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slimeballsteve
oh My god, dude I'm not a big sour cream and an onion chip enjoyer.
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RFARTK JR
The fucking ball game, all got my girls suck at my dick.
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choom
ah
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Devon Kopete
but
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choom
Oh, man.
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RFARTK JR
it' Salt, vinegar, beer. Yeah, that's, it is quite nice.
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choom
oh man
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slimeballsteve
That's not me No, but um'm what I'm saying what I'm saying is I'm team salt and vinegar if you gave me those two options Dude, they're against each other the people hey hey hey hey oh
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choom
you're a fucking You're a terrorist.
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Devon Kopete
Whoa, get out of here, dude.
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choom
You're a fucking terrorist, Steve.
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choom
They're not against each other. No, they're not. They're like different positions on the basketball court, Steve.
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slimeballsteve
You know what, as somebody, you know what, you've seen this, you've seen this, John, as a salt and vinegar chip enjoyer, the people who hate salt and vinegar chips, they treat you like a mutant in an X-Men universe.
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choom
They can be on the same team.
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RFARTK JR
Yeah, they do.
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choom
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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RFARTK JR
Yes, they do.
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choom
You're a fucking X-Men.
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slimeballsteve
So i've I've got my arms up for everything.
00:09:01
choom
You're a Morlock. You're you're a fucking Moorlach.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
yeah But yeah, no like I I too will not stand for any slander on those our cream and onion Me
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choom
You're a fucking Moorlach You're literally a fucking Moorlach Chip
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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RFARTK JR
i will i Steve, can I ask you a question, buddy?
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slimeballsteve
yeah yeah yeah absolutely
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RFARTK JR
ah Which which chip specifically do you prefer sour cream and sour cream and onion or barbecue?
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choom
It
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slimeballsteve
I like barbecue.
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RFARTK JR
I'm not a barbecue guy. I'm actually The
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slimeballsteve
That's fair.
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Devon Kopete
neither dude get a barbecue chip out of here
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choom
depends You did have you guys tried the Doritos barbecue flavor cuz I just tried them for the first time yesterday and they actually are
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slimeballsteve
I didn't even know they had one.
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choom
Fucking godlike like they they might be the same level of school ranch. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know Ask me next week.
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slimeballsteve
I'm gonna have to try those.
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RFARTK JR
de All right, all right.
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choom
Ask me next week Not on a regular potato chip, uh, I could see that I like it on uh, what about a kettle?
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RFARTK JR
i Let's get even more picky. I like the barbecue flavor when it's on a corn chip, but not on a potato chip. Yes.
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slimeballsteve
That's fair.
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RFARTK JR
Because the flavor flavored twists.
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choom
What about a kettle chip because I like barbecue kettle chips
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slimeballsteve
I like a kettle. I like a kettle chip.
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RFARTK JR
I really don't like them on potato chips. I don't like that seasoning on my potato chip. Never have.
00:10:03
choom
Yeah, well you're a fucking sociopath, Chris.
00:10:08
RFARTK JR
But I eat sweet chili Doritos ah every day, all the day, all times, all the day.
00:10:12
slimeballsteve
All the day.
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choom
All the day! All the day!
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slimeballsteve
All the day.
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RFARTK JR
And I e eat flavor twists all the day, like the but Frito flavor twists. I fucking love those.
00:10:23
choom
Cheddar and sour cream. Is that top tier for you guys? That's top tier on a lot of people's lists.
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RFARTK JR
That's good.
00:10:29
Devon Kopete
I don't think I've ever had that.
00:10:30
choom
What? You've never had cheddar and sour cream? Are you a fucking fetus that hasn't even been born yet?
00:10:34
Devon Kopete
no
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slimeballsteve
I don't think I'm familiar with but this combo to be honest either.
00:10:38
RFARTK JR
Cheddar and sour cream?
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choom
Could you...
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RFARTK JR
Are you nuts?
00:10:39
choom
chris Devin, could you... Devin, could you...
00:10:40
RFARTK JR
Really?
00:10:41
choom
Devin, could you... Devin, could you legally be ah aborted in this country?
00:10:45
slimeballsteve
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, are you saying like, are you, are you saying these as two separate flavors or is this like one flavor?
00:10:45
RFARTK JR
right
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Devon Kopete
I've never had one.
00:10:48
choom
ah Are you that?
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RFARTK JR
No. ruffle Ruffles, specifically, I think they started.
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choom
Yeah, know yeah cheddar sour cream.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, I don't go after ruffles too many.
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choom
Cheddar sour cream.
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RFARTK JR
Oh, dude.
00:10:56
slimeballsteve
I'm not a big.
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choom
Are you guys... What?
00:10:58
RFARTK JR
What am I hearing?
00:10:58
Devon Kopete
yeah i was go to say i was getting a pot of heat and steve's over here go I've never had one either Yes,
00:11:01
slimeballsteve
I like, no, no, no, I like ruffles. I like ruffles, but like, I feel like when I go for ruffles, I just go for like basic ruffle.
00:11:06
choom
You guys know but the cheddar sour cream is like is like a household flavor now I Think they're good.
00:11:10
RFARTK JR
All right. How do you guys feel about Ridge chips? Because I think they're significantly better.
00:11:16
choom
I think they're better. I think they're a better quality chip And you could use them you could actually use them for dip you can't you can't really dip a regular potato chip Wait,
00:11:18
Devon Kopete
yes, yes
00:11:18
RFARTK JR
i I think they're better. And that's why I always went with ruffles. Exactly.
00:11:24
slimeballsteve
Dude, I think I'm learning that my tastes are are controversial. I think I prefer, I think I would prefer, I think ruffles are fine.
00:11:29
choom
you don't like ruffles either
00:11:31
slimeballsteve
I think ruffles are a B tier chip.
00:11:33
choom
um We're gonna cancel- we're gonna cancel aborting Devin, and we're gonna abort Steve instead.
00:11:35
Devon Kopete
Dude, ruffled ruffled sour cream and onion, dude.
00:11:37
slimeballsteve
Dude, that's allowed, that's allowed.
00:11:40
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:11:40
slimeballsteve
I would take, I would take a kettle, a kettle chip any day over a ruffle.
00:11:43
RFARTK JR
I kind of agree with Steve.
00:11:43
choom
Like, Ruffle...
00:11:44
RFARTK JR
I agree with Steve with Ruffles. i think there are b I think they're B I think they're B tier chips.
00:11:48
choom
What? I think they're- I think they're- Wait, wait, wait. I thought you just said that Ridge- You just said that Ridge was a better quality chip.
00:11:54
RFARTK JR
No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Oh my God. i'm I'm totally mind blank.
00:11:59
choom
And that's literally the same fucking chip.
00:11:59
RFARTK JR
I thought we were talking. rock Ruffles are great. I was thought i thought we were.
00:12:02
choom
um My god, I'm a boarding. I'm a boarding all three of you guys right now Yeah, wait, what were you saying like what was in your head?
00:12:04
slimeballsteve
I- I Professor X'd into Chris's head.
00:12:07
RFARTK JR
i I thought I was thinking of Pringles.
00:12:09
slimeballsteve
Hahaha.
00:12:11
RFARTK JR
I was thinking of Pringles. Pringles are...
00:12:13
choom
Our pringles are like yeah, I mean Pringles is is a is a um, it's like a um It's not really a party chip.
00:12:14
slimeballsteve
Wringles or B?
00:12:18
RFARTK JR
Yes.
00:12:19
choom
It's like a convenience chip It's like, you know, like you get it when you know, you don't really want
00:12:24
RFARTK JR
It's a utility chip. it's ah It's a workman's chip.
00:12:26
choom
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like you bring it to lunch and you don't have to worry about fucking greasy fingers and shit and you know But it's not so it's not something that you you you like like yeah I don't even think it's possible to lay it out on a fucking bowl Like you can't lay out Pringles on a bowl like you can other chips Well Like regular chips it depends ah like when was the last time you had a classic lace potato chip because
00:12:28
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:12:34
RFARTK JR
No, I'm with
00:12:34
slimeballsteve
Let me, uh, no.
00:12:42
RFARTK JR
I'm really against non-ridged potato chips. I really don't. I don't think I like non-ridged chips. I really don't.
00:12:55
choom
If it's been a while, it might it might surprise you how how good it actually is.
00:12:58
RFARTK JR
It's like a razor blade. It's a razor blade that you're putting in your mouth.
00:13:01
choom
yeah I don't I don't agree with that at all.
00:13:03
RFARTK JR
I don't know.
00:13:04
choom
I mean, I.
00:13:04
RFARTK JR
It's too thin.
00:13:06
choom
The classic lays also, I think is higher is like underrated nowadays because it's the regular. chip It's like vanilla ice cream. Some people where they can't have it.
00:13:14
RFARTK JR
I actually, I will tell you this, Sean, I like the classic laze when there's the big air bubble.
00:13:19
slimeballsteve
I love the air bubbles.
00:13:20
RFARTK JR
In in the chance that's the only time when they're really...
00:13:21
slimeballsteve
I'm with you.
00:13:23
choom
So you say you buy a bag of classic ways you you dig around for the air bubble chip and then you throw the rest of it away No, but real yeah real talk though ruffles and rich rich chips are just are just a better chip in general, I think They
00:13:25
RFARTK JR
Yeah, yeah yes. Yeah, 100%.
00:13:31
slimeballsteve
What is the. um
00:13:38
RFARTK JR
I think I've said this on this podcast before. I am 100% a proponent of 3D Doritos and i I want them to return.
00:13:45
slimeballsteve
I remember 3D Doritos.
00:13:46
choom
came back didn't they But they're not but they're like a different they were like they weren't the same
00:13:47
slimeballsteve
They did for a little bit.
00:13:48
RFARTK JR
Nobody bought them except me.
00:13:52
slimeballsteve
They had a different name maybe.
00:13:53
RFARTK JR
You know what they're like? They're like bugles. They kind of have the same taste.
00:13:57
choom
yeah
00:13:58
slimeballsteve
I used to like bugles more as a kid. um Maybe it's because my fingers got too big for the the bugle in, because you can't do the claws no more, but they're around, you just get read you gotta ask.
00:14:07
RFARTK JR
Are they even around anymore?
00:14:11
RFARTK JR
They have them in the back one of those things I love I love onions They are my favorite sandwich chip that's that's the chip I put on a sandwich I need to That is really good, too
00:14:12
slimeballsteve
ask what's so What's the pulse on Funyuns?
00:14:14
choom
Yeah... Love Funyuns. I love Funyuns.
00:14:18
slimeballsteve
Love Funyuns, pass on Funyuns.
00:14:18
Devon Kopete
Pass pass Salt and vinegar is my favorite sandwich chip
00:14:20
slimeballsteve
I feel like Funyuns are a food that if I am offered it, I go wild, but I don't like actively seek them out.
00:14:20
choom
Fuck you!
00:14:30
choom
ah They're great on the sandwich. Yeah, I mean I'll put any chip on a sandwich though real Baked lays Wait, why does that make you softer because they're baked
00:14:37
slimeballsteve
I'm such a, yeah, like literally like that is like, that's my S tier chip.
00:14:43
Devon Kopete
Well, I feel like you're in snob territory if you're getting baked potato chips It's like you get it and you immediately like I'm better than everyone else here No, I thought yeah, yeah, that's the whole thing it's like the healthy chip and
00:14:54
RFARTK JR
i Think you're I also think you're tricking yourself in the thing They're fried they're fried fried now Bake
00:14:56
slimeballsteve
Yeah, if I'm eating chips Yeah, they're not baked they're not big yeah It's it's a different oil I think too
00:14:57
choom
yeah But like what what's the difference between that and a regular Lay's chip? Like are those not baked? I thought all data chips are big Yeah, I don't know Having no no, but like real talk though
00:15:14
RFARTK JR
baked is obviously better for you because this isn't
00:15:15
Devon Kopete
Guys ate this whole bowl of, uh, Flamin' Hot Cheetos while we were having this discussion.
00:15:21
slimeballsteve
That's fair. Hey, i'm I'm with you in the Cheetos department though.
00:15:23
Devon Kopete
My mouth is on fire now.
00:15:24
slimeballsteve
um
00:15:28
choom
I once ate like a whole bag of funny hot cheetos like during COVID like I just like we were watching a movie and I just fucking Went I I went to a dark place and I just kept eating them until I was gone I I literally I I know I literally fucking threw up.
00:15:38
slimeballsteve
were you Were you checking yourself where you're like, do I have taste?
00:15:38
RFARTK JR
Are we...
00:15:39
Devon Kopete
it did you Yeah. yeah we yeah do you Were you worried you had COVID?
00:15:45
choom
I threw up.
00:15:46
RFARTK JR
This wasn't...
00:15:46
choom
That's how bad like I actually vomited
00:15:47
RFARTK JR
Wait, wait, wait. This wasn't... This wasn't a family size bag, was it?
00:15:52
choom
No, no, no, it's just a regular like oh, you know a regular bag.
00:15:53
RFARTK JR
Regular size. Okay.
00:15:55
choom
Yeah, but still like it's still a lot of flaming hot cheetos No, be careful David you might you might fucking pee you might have heartburn later eat some eat a cup we'll get so yeah, oh My god, you gotta go get it.
00:15:57
RFARTK JR
That is a lot.
00:15:57
Devon Kopete
Oh man, can I tell you something weird that's been happening?
00:15:59
RFARTK JR
That is a lot.
00:16:02
Devon Kopete
I'm not for sure. gonna I'll have a tons before I go to bed.
00:16:08
choom
Go get a toms door dash toms right now.
00:16:09
Devon Kopete
Dude, I'm not, I'm not lying, right? Like I'm that, I'm that old.
00:16:11
choom
You're fucked dude. You're done Okay
00:16:12
Devon Kopete
I have a tons but bottle my bed.
00:16:15
RFARTK JR
here i
00:16:16
Devon Kopete
I'm that old wherever that puts me.
00:16:18
RFARTK JR
I don't get it as much as I used to. I used to get it really bad.
00:16:21
Devon Kopete
I get it rarely, but man, when I get it, it sucks.
00:16:21
RFARTK JR
And you know what I think? You know what does it to me? It's the worst offender. IPAs. If I drink an IPA, I'm going to have heartburn.
00:16:31
slimeballsteve
Are you guys familiar with the?
00:16:32
Devon Kopete
Chris, I think you're just vomiting from drinking too much.
00:16:35
choom
yeah it You're just wrong.
00:16:36
slimeballsteve
Are you guys?
00:16:36
Devon Kopete
I have like 17 IPAs and I just vomit, it's terrible.
00:16:39
slimeballsteve
You just burp.
00:16:42
Devon Kopete
Just throw up.
00:16:42
choom
Last time I had a whole six pack ah of IPAs like by myself in an hour.
00:16:42
slimeballsteve
Have y'all.
00:16:47
Devon Kopete
Throw up all over myself.
00:16:47
choom
I got our I don't know what it is.
00:16:49
slimeballsteve
I think that's just being drunk. Have you guys heard of the sprite challenge?
00:16:52
Devon Kopete
You know, yeah.
00:16:55
slimeballsteve
This is something that I just learned about.
00:16:55
Devon Kopete
It's one of my only, it's like one of my three TikToks that I've ever made.
00:16:58
RFARTK JR
Bananas and Sprite, right?
00:17:00
slimeballsteve
No, it's just you drink you try and drink a bottle of Sprite without burping.
00:17:01
Devon Kopete
No.
00:17:01
choom
Right, that's.
00:17:02
RFARTK JR
Oh.
00:17:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah, no Steve if you look at one of my like two or three real tick-tocks I've ever made that is far and away my my own popular one You didn't want No, what's that?
00:17:06
RFARTK JR
Oh, oh.
00:17:11
slimeballsteve
I thought you were just enjoying a Sprite in that video, because I didn't know.
00:17:15
RFARTK JR
Wait, do you know about, you guys know about Sprite and bananas, right?
00:17:18
slimeballsteve
like what is What is this?
00:17:20
RFARTK JR
Whoa, really? You don't know about Sprite and bananas.
00:17:21
slimeballsteve
No.
00:17:22
RFARTK JR
I don't know if this is still true. This was true back in like, I think the early 2000s. But there was a chemical in Sprite that if you eat a banana while drinking a Sprite, you will instantly vomit.
00:17:34
slimeballsteve
Wait, what?
00:17:34
choom
Really?
00:17:35
RFARTK JR
Yes. 100%. So you have to chug a bottle of Sprite. It could be like a regular 16 ounce bottle, but you chug it all and then eat a banana immediately and you will vomit everywhere.
00:17:46
RFARTK JR
Everywhere. Explosive vomit.
00:17:47
Devon Kopete
I'm on board. I'm on board with this Yeah, yeah like what they just fixed bananas Chris
00:17:48
slimeballsteve
Dude, we got it. Yeah, we got to get Devin.
00:17:50
RFARTK JR
I don't know. They could have gotten rid of that.
00:17:53
slimeballsteve
The bananas.
00:17:53
RFARTK JR
That was like, well, no, they could have got rid of whatever chemical. but that's I mean, I don't know what chemical exactly it was in Sprite that did it, but it was like a thing.
00:18:05
choom
That's weird.
00:18:05
RFARTK JR
It was a thing on Vine. People would do that.
00:18:07
slimeballsteve
Dude, I miss fine. I miss fine.
00:18:09
choom
Interesting. interesting
00:18:09
RFARTK JR
And i and it was disgusting because I remember somebody did it on a somebody did it on teacups at the carnival.
00:18:16
slimeballsteve
No!
00:18:18
RFARTK JR
Yes, it was a bunch of kids, too.
00:18:19
slimeballsteve
oh That seems horrifying.
00:18:21
choom
Oh no.
00:18:22
RFARTK JR
and they're just vomiting like but
00:18:25
choom
Oh god.
00:18:27
slimeballsteve
So this is what IPAs do to you too, right?
00:18:29
RFARTK JR
Well, I mean listen I even have one of those and it murders my esophagus with Bile that erupts from my stomach. I don't I don't fuck with those anymore.
00:18:41
RFARTK JR
I don't I don't fuck with beer I Really drink
00:18:46
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you know, I've ah I've been running in these weird situations with. a At this dog park where. I keep running into people at this one particular spot in the park and a weird thing happens every single time.
00:19:03
Devon Kopete
The first day. ah Some guy's dog kind of got away from a little bit and the dude just ate shit like dog.
00:19:11
choom
I fell.
00:19:12
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And like I just was like, sorry. And he looked at me like he wanted to stab me and they just kind of stormed off. The next day, a man, same spot, just started vomiting everywhere in the park.
00:19:24
Devon Kopete
And I was like, what is going on here?
00:19:24
slimeballsteve
What?
00:19:26
Devon Kopete
like I was like, I hate this.
00:19:29
Devon Kopete
So I'm guys tell me it's epidemic.
00:19:31
RFARTK JR
probably listening. That guy vomiting is probably listening to Katy Perry's new new album. Just couldn't control it.
00:19:37
Devon Kopete
Yeah, probably.
00:19:39
RFARTK JR
You know, he had to let it out.
00:19:39
Devon Kopete
It's so good, you know.
00:19:41
RFARTK JR
It's so good. I had to throw up.
00:19:44
Devon Kopete
Uh, also my dog, uh, threw up everywhere in my car last night. Cause I discovered that he gets carsick, uh, which is, yeah, really cool.
00:19:49
RFARTK JR
Cool.
00:19:50
slimeballsteve
Ooh.
00:19:52
RFARTK JR
That's cool.
00:19:54
Devon Kopete
I was thrilled to find that out.
00:19:56
choom
Well, when he's reading when he's reading while in the car, he gets carsick.
00:19:56
RFARTK JR
You always
00:19:59
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Not like, cause he always kind of gets a little weird. Like when, like when, uh,
00:20:07
RFARTK JR
He's in the car in general.
00:20:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And I'm like, oh, maybe he's just like sad because he thinks we're taken back to the pound or whatever. And then no, like he just doesn't he just doesn't do well in cars. And then he bought everything he ate yesterday he was on my car seat. And I spent the next like hour when we got home fucking cleaning out my car, spraying my seats with stuff. And I was like, this sucks, dude. I need a new dog.
00:20:35
RFARTK JR
Well, um speaking of Barf, you saw the Crow remake, right?
00:20:39
Devon Kopete
I did. He barfs up a bunch of black stuff.
00:20:42
RFARTK JR
Oh, yeah?
00:20:43
slimeballsteve
Do they eat bullets in this one?
00:20:43
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:20:44
RFARTK JR
That was a...
00:20:45
Devon Kopete
No, no bullet eating, dude.
00:20:46
slimeballsteve
Oh, fuck that movie.
00:20:47
Devon Kopete
And I was waiting. I was just sitting there going, where's the bullet swallowing?
00:20:50
choom
Every every time you say that I think of Brandy Lee and I Wish I didn't because it makes me sad every time Brandy
00:20:56
Devon Kopete
excuse me
00:20:57
RFARTK JR
So is why this shouldn't shouldn't have been made, really.
00:21:00
slimeballsteve
For those of you who forget the movie, the original movie, The Crow, ah there's a scene where the bad, so no, no, no, not but that.
00:21:05
choom
Lee ate a real bullet by accident I'm
00:21:07
Devon Kopete
no
00:21:08
RFARTK JR
He ate the bullet and they said don't eat that bullet. and He's like I'm gonna do it. I think I can I'm That's exactly what happened He he choked on a bullet and he died and it was very unfortunate but he shouldn't ate it you shouldn't have tried to eat it Yeah, that does happen in the movie which
00:21:12
slimeballsteve
you could
00:21:12
choom
gonna do it my if my dad can do it I can
00:21:13
slimeballsteve
gonna i'm go I don't think that's what happened to Bruce. He fought a dream samurai.
00:21:18
Devon Kopete
You saw that, you caught that bullet between his teeth, right?
00:21:19
choom
Uhh...
00:21:26
slimeballsteve
ah there's There's a scene where the the gang, the rival bad guy gang are just sitting around drinking and eating bullets. It's weird. It's a weird scene and it stuck with me.
00:21:38
RFARTK JR
It's the guy that kills them, right? Oh god, I hate talking about them.
00:21:43
Devon Kopete
Well, the whole gang's eating bullets, dude.
00:21:45
RFARTK JR
It makes me so sad.
00:21:46
Devon Kopete
That's like what they're doing, dude.
00:21:48
RFARTK JR
Why am I laughing? This is sad. Devin, remake. What did you think of this crow remake?
00:21:52
Devon Kopete
Um, super bad, dude.
00:21:54
RFARTK JR
What you're... Oh really?
00:21:56
Devon Kopete
It feels like, uh, yeah, it was, uh,
00:21:59
RFARTK JR
Oh really? I don't believe you.
00:22:02
Devon Kopete
Shocker. I don't know. It's like, it's kind of just like, you know, it doesn't answer the, the why, right? Why are we doing a crow movie?
00:22:14
Devon Kopete
Doesn't answer that.
00:22:15
choom
Yeah, it's like why like, why do they even make it?
00:22:17
Devon Kopete
Um, no one in this movie is particularly good. Uh, it has the actor Danny, uh,
00:22:20
choom
What about Pennywise? What about Pennywise?
00:22:23
Devon Kopete
Nope, not goodness, not goodness at all.
00:22:25
choom
He's always good.
00:22:26
RFARTK JR
Is it, is it him?
00:22:26
Devon Kopete
um It's the script and the editing, like this movie feels like it was chopped up quite a bit.
00:22:27
RFARTK JR
Is it him or is it the script?
00:22:34
choom
It's his career over, Devin, for doing this movie.
00:22:36
Devon Kopete
No, I think he, yeah, dude.
00:22:37
RFARTK JR
He's going to be Dracula!
00:22:40
slimeballsteve
He's going to
00:22:40
RFARTK JR
He's, he's going to be those freck too!
00:22:40
slimeballsteve
be Dracula.
00:22:40
Devon Kopete
awesome
00:22:41
choom
ah No, I believe his name is Count Orlock.
00:22:45
RFARTK JR
Account more like, you're right.
00:22:45
choom
chris Chris?
00:22:47
Devon Kopete
So ah listen, it has, and I don't mean to like really dump on this guy, But if I see this this actor in a movie, I immediately think it's bad. And it's Danny Huston.
00:22:59
choom
I thought you were talking about but Pennywise.
00:23:00
slimeballsteve
hustton
00:23:00
RFARTK JR
any husband.
00:23:01
choom
I'm like, come on, dad.
00:23:01
Devon Kopete
um He's in a lot of bad movies.
00:23:05
RFARTK JR
Okay.
00:23:05
Devon Kopete
And if I see him in there, I go, oh, like he just is willing to.
00:23:07
slimeballsteve
all Oh, well, yeah.
00:23:08
RFARTK JR
Oh, no, Houston.
00:23:10
choom
Danny Houston.
00:23:11
Devon Kopete
I'm sorry, Houston, Houston.
00:23:12
choom
Let me see. Let me see this shit.
00:23:13
Devon Kopete
um
00:23:14
RFARTK JR
You know, you know who that is, right? That he is. He's a Nepo baby. He is John Houston, the guy from Chinatown, which we were talking about earlier.
00:23:20
choom
oh This yeah, this guy's this guy's trash
00:23:20
Devon Kopete
Really?
00:23:26
Devon Kopete
Oh, okay.
00:23:26
RFARTK JR
That's his son.
00:23:28
Devon Kopete
Well, he's in a lot of bad movies.
00:23:30
RFARTK JR
You're absolutely right.
00:23:30
Devon Kopete
um Yeah, yeah, the worst Wolverine movie.
00:23:31
RFARTK JR
He totally is. He said he's in he's in Wolverine, the the Wolverine prequel, right? He's in Wonder Woman as arguably the worst character in it.
00:23:44
RFARTK JR
I don't even think he's in it that long, right?
00:23:48
Devon Kopete
No, he's just Stryker.
00:23:51
RFARTK JR
Yeah, no, he's he's in Wonder Woman, too.
00:23:53
Devon Kopete
oh Yeah, he plays um, I don't know actually is like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and he's terrible in that movie loond and arf obviously Yeah ah Wrath of the Titans
00:23:57
RFARTK JR
I did exactly I don't know.
00:23:58
slimeballsteve
He plays one of the the Nazis right one of the Nazi soldier guys, yeah Yeah,
00:24:00
RFARTK JR
i Think so Yeah, he's bad Yeah, that movie takes a term for the worst at the end but anyway, yes Dude, he's in some he's in some trash.
00:24:06
slimeballsteve
yeah, they're they're like the evil Nazis who then become kind of like come comic foils or something it's weird and
00:24:23
RFARTK JR
He's in some trash 30 days of night.
00:24:23
Devon Kopete
Yeah. um Yeah. I'm just, I don't know. I just, Oh, that movie's good.
00:24:26
RFARTK JR
I just thought there's the other one
00:24:28
choom
no
00:24:29
RFARTK JR
That movie is good though.
00:24:30
Devon Kopete
All right. but He doesn't talk in that movie.
00:24:31
RFARTK JR
That's true.
00:24:32
Devon Kopete
So but anyway.
00:24:33
RFARTK JR
Yeah.
00:24:35
choom
Is he just a man?
00:24:35
Devon Kopete
um So it's just like, it does feel like, all right. So his, uh, him and this girl, uh, F K a twigs, uh, who, which is apparently her, her name, uh,
00:24:51
choom
That's the that's the girl that was involved in the incidents with Shia LaBeouf, right? the abuse I think that's her remember he got accused of like of ah of abusing she ah she he was like a Shia LaBeouf was accused of like being abusive and shit like it was for FK Twix look it up I think it's FK Twix yeah she's
00:24:58
Devon Kopete
I don't, I have no idea. I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:25:00
RFARTK JR
What you talking about, John?
00:25:02
Devon Kopete
Oh, she was in shot and she was in honey boy.
00:25:09
Devon Kopete
Oh, yeah.
00:25:10
RFARTK JR
I thought that was Mia Gough, honestly. I didn't know her.
00:25:16
Devon Kopete
Well, she's not good in this movie either. But the point is, is they meet in this film. Of course, they fall in love. A lot of ass shots. And then, um,
00:25:26
RFARTK JR
Whoa.
00:25:28
Devon Kopete
And then ah Danny, oh, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.
00:25:28
choom
Sexual battery. Yeah, yeah, she sued, yeah, she sued Shia.
00:25:32
RFARTK JR
oh oh yes wow
00:25:33
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:25:34
RFARTK JR
relentless abuse
00:25:35
Devon Kopete
Well then ah Danny, Danny Houston's character, he's the villain. And he's just, his whole thing is he's like, I kill innocents to send their souls to hell so I can stay alive.
00:25:47
Devon Kopete
And they're like, okay, like, all right, there's a thing here. You know, there's definitely some like angels and demons type stuff. so Eric Draven, or just Eric in this movie, dies.
00:25:58
RFARTK JR
Oh, oh yes, wow.
00:26:02
Devon Kopete
And he wakes up in just like a train yard.
00:26:02
RFARTK JR
Relentless abusive.
00:26:05
Devon Kopete
And this guy's like, oh, you have to, um you have to like avenge her death. And if you do, we'll bring her back. And he says, as long as your love stays true, you will ah never die.
00:26:21
Devon Kopete
And he's like six. So he goes out and this is like, you know, if you want to kind of put it in like superhero terms, this is like he's just wearing a hoodie and clumsily trying to kill people.
00:26:24
choom
Thank you.
00:26:32
Devon Kopete
And, uh, when he gets hurt, he, he feels it like he's like, Oh God, I got shot. And then it just like heals up though, but it leaves a scar. So there's a scene where he tries to get after like, um, the second in command and he gets like thrown out of a car and then like a fucking truck runs him over and he's all beat up a little bit.
00:26:54
Devon Kopete
But then as he's healing, his scar, like he, he has scarification, right?
00:26:54
RFARTK JR
a little bit.
00:27:00
Devon Kopete
And you're like, okay, like, That's interesting. Like, I don't know. It's just I didn't know he was going to be a big, like, gnarled, scarred up mess by the end of this movie. um And then, like, he sees a ah video of his of his.
00:27:14
Devon Kopete
girlfriend, this dead girlfriend, where she does something like kind of fucked up under the influence, the evil demonic influence of of Danny Houston's character. And then he's like, oh, I don't know. I didn't know about this. I don't know how I feel about this. So he gets shot again later and then dies because his his love no longer stayed true.
00:27:37
Devon Kopete
And then in the when he's in this like train yard area, there's this character who's just like, they don't really say what his name is. But he's just like, I he's the guy telling, you know, the crow what to do.
00:27:52
Devon Kopete
And he's like, Oh, well, you didn't your love didn't stay true. So you're not the one.
00:27:57
RFARTK JR
This kind of sounds like Spawn, but way less interesting.
00:27:59
Devon Kopete
Yes, yes, exactly. Right. But Well, her so he says he's like, Oh, your love didn't stay true. So you're not, you know, you're not the one. And then he goes, well, well, wait, let me just trade souls. And he's like, are you sure? And he's like, yeah.
00:28:18
Devon Kopete
And then he just kind of becomes like what you see in the trailer, right? The black makeup and he's just fucking running around the Katana. And then all of his scars that he had accumulated over the movie are just gone. And I'm like, why are there two different versions of an unkillable crow in this movie? And then he eventually he finds the villain who does some demonic talking stuff to him.
The Crow Remake Review
00:28:42
Devon Kopete
It doesn't matter. And then he just kills him.
00:28:45
Devon Kopete
And then they drag that guy to hell and then you're waiting for him to go to hell. And then he never does. And then the girl is alive and he's in like this purgatory space.
00:28:56
Devon Kopete
And then the movie is over. And I'm like, what the fuck?
00:28:57
RFARTK JR
cromon a crow let's crow let's crow let's fucking crow I agree I agree I kind of agree
00:28:58
Devon Kopete
What the fuck did I just watch? Like, I have no idea what I want. I don't know.
00:29:04
slimeballsteve
Dude, let's crow.
00:29:04
Devon Kopete
Like, I'll be honest.
00:29:06
choom
Let's fucking throw, baby.
00:29:06
Devon Kopete
ah
00:29:09
Devon Kopete
I'll be honest, man, I've never thought the Crow was all that good. Like the best version of the Crow is Sting in WCW.
00:29:14
choom
You're disgusting. You're disgusting.
00:29:18
Devon Kopete
That's the best version of the Crow.
00:29:21
choom
You're disgusting.
00:29:21
Devon Kopete
Uh, he's kind of stupid. Um, and it's, it's, it is kind of, it's definitely grody. Like it's a grody movie, but they're never swallowing.
00:29:32
slimeballsteve
Does it rain a lot?
00:29:33
Devon Kopete
Yes. A lot of rain.
00:29:34
slimeballsteve
um they do that They do the line at the end, yeah.
00:29:35
RFARTK JR
Can't always rain.
00:29:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:29:37
slimeballsteve
I like Chris's read of that.
00:29:40
RFARTK JR
Can't all can always
00:29:40
slimeballsteve
Can't always rain.
00:29:41
Devon Kopete
I don't think they even say that, to be honest.
00:29:43
slimeballsteve
They don't say the line, but it always rains.
00:29:45
Devon Kopete
No.
00:29:46
slimeballsteve
That's like the line from the movie.
00:29:48
Devon Kopete
I think somebody's just like, it's raining a lot. like I don't think they say anything like that.
00:29:52
slimeballsteve
ah It can pretty much rain forever.
00:29:53
Devon Kopete
Also, also um when they escape when they escape from like this like facility what when they first meet, ah this this girl is like super well off.
00:30:00
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:30:02
Devon Kopete
So they like escape to her friend's house. That's just like out of town. And like it's a billionaire fucking apartment.
00:30:10
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
00:30:11
Devon Kopete
And that's where he puts on this super fucking Frank's new wave like trench coat. And then like he takes it off, right? And then unknown amount of time later, that's when he dies and comes back.
00:30:23
Devon Kopete
But like when he goes back to the because he has to go back to get the trench coat, of course. And then they show you a flashback of him taking the trench coat off. And I'm like, why?
00:30:31
RFARTK JR
I'll be honest with you, whenever I saw him in the trailers or in the poster, I got like school shooter vibes.
00:30:32
Devon Kopete
Why am I watching this movie?
00:30:39
RFARTK JR
That's the first thing I thought about when I saw him.
00:30:42
Devon Kopete
Oh, yeah, well, the the black makeup is ah is tattooing.
00:30:48
RFARTK JR
Oh.
00:30:49
Devon Kopete
Because he finishes a tattoo on his hand and he never finished, and then he just rubs it on his eyes and he's like, I'm the crew.
00:30:50
choom
and
00:30:55
RFARTK JR
Well, let's crow.
00:30:57
Devon Kopete
Like it's so fucking stupid, dude. Yeah, no, extremely forgettable, extremely not good.
00:31:04
slimeballsteve
I don't know if the crow is like anything to like modern audiences.
00:31:07
Devon Kopete
No,
00:31:11
Devon Kopete
no not really.
00:31:11
choom
Heh heh.
00:31:12
slimeballsteve
Like the crow came out.
00:31:12
RFARTK JR
It's a 30 year old movie.
00:31:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah, but like the crow I'm talking about just like the idea of like this like super edgy like we're going to kill everybody who killed me like.
00:31:24
Devon Kopete
And like what I don't get either is like this movie does seem like it was chopped up because it's like the whole demonic powers of the main villain don't come into play at all.
00:31:34
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:31:34
Devon Kopete
There's two versions of him being immortal, one where he's all scarred up and one where he's not. And that doesn't really quite.
00:31:39
slimeballsteve
That's just Morbius.
00:31:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And I'm just like, why? Who cared enough about this movie to like so for studio interference? You know, like we're going to hear about how there was a really good croc cut and I couldn't do it.
00:31:49
slimeballsteve
Yeah, so we need we need to change some things up.
00:31:54
slimeballsteve
Look, let's just be honest, this generation already has a crow.
00:31:54
Devon Kopete
So yeah, you're right.
00:31:57
slimeballsteve
It's Shadow the Hedgehog and he's coming out in Sonic three, so.
00:32:00
RFARTK JR
And he's got a big dick right that's what all the kids say Wow leave shit um ah you Really
00:32:02
slimeballsteve
Oh dude, three feet long. Yeah.
00:32:05
choom
Well, it's Kid Cudi, right? Isn't Kid Cudi doing his voice? And re Reverend, um, was it an ex?
00:32:14
Devon Kopete
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:32:14
choom
Remember Kid Cudi's big-ass dick, an ex?
00:32:17
RFARTK JR
Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:32:18
choom
His shadow.
00:32:19
RFARTK JR
ah Well, Devin, I'm um ah you did bring up studio interference and actually it's something I wanted to talk about. Is this a kill for you, by the way?
00:32:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Oh, for sure, dude.
00:32:30
RFARTK JR
OK, this is a kill.
00:32:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:32:32
RFARTK JR
um So if you know this, the company that produced the crow is lines.
00:32:32
Devon Kopete
Very confident kill.
00:32:36
Devon Kopete
Oh, shit.
00:32:37
RFARTK JR
It's Lionsgate, right?
00:32:39
Devon Kopete
Okay. Uh, maybe.
00:32:41
choom
Oh, yeah, they did.
00:32:41
RFARTK JR
Lionsgate.
00:32:41
choom
ah They did Borderlands, too, didn't they?
00:32:43
RFARTK JR
Did border lands to.
00:32:45
choom
Man, they're ah they're having a rough couple of couple of weeks.
00:32:46
slimeballsteve
Dude, they are striking out.
00:32:48
RFARTK JR
And I got something more for you guys. There's something else coming up.
00:32:50
slimeballsteve
No, you got more dirt?
00:32:52
RFARTK JR
There's a certain Francis Ford Coppola movie that was co-produced, Metalocalypse.
00:32:53
choom
Tough.
00:32:55
Devon Kopete
Hmm.
00:32:56
choom
Megalopolis.
00:32:59
slimeballsteve
but
00:33:00
Devon Kopete
That would be good.
00:33:01
RFARTK JR
I don't know how to say that.
00:33:01
Devon Kopete
That would be a good movie.
00:33:02
RFARTK JR
ah That movie with a reported budget, I believe in the 200 million area ah is getting banned by everybody.
00:33:11
choom
It's tough. It's tough.
00:33:14
RFARTK JR
So they gotta lose money. They gotta lose money.
00:33:16
choom
It's tough baby.
00:33:16
Devon Kopete
You know,
00:33:18
RFARTK JR
So that might not be a company anymore after that.
00:33:21
Devon Kopete
I'm not going to lie. um And I know we're getting a little ahead of ourselves, but like a trailer like really pissed me off.
00:33:29
slimeballsteve
The lying one, right?
00:33:30
Devon Kopete
I was like, yeah, I was like, what the fuck are we doing, dude?
00:33:30
slimeballsteve
We're talking about the lying trailer.
00:33:31
RFARTK JR
The AI trailer, yeah.
00:33:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah, so stupid.
00:33:35
RFARTK JR
Well, i don't i never I still don't understand subbing your trailer out to another company. I don't get that, man. don' I'm sorry.
00:33:43
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:33:43
RFARTK JR
me That's like um that's the old school. Me talking, I guess. like I feel like a trailer should be edited by the director and the editor. You know, I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy, but I know there are certain directors that make incredible trailers to like David Fincher makes some of the best trailers I've ever seen.
00:34:05
RFARTK JR
Even if the movie's not good, the trailers just fucking dynamite. Um, yeah, I just, I don't understand that. I don't get it.
00:34:12
slimeballsteve
it's It's very weird. I feel like it's ah just a modern brain rot of like marketing in a Hollywood where it'll be like, don't worry, we'll find your target audience for you.
00:34:22
slimeballsteve
Rather than be like, oh, let's have the person who actually like has had this concept in their head make the the the sell point.
00:34:31
RFARTK JR
It's it's incredibly cynical Incredibly simple.
00:34:33
Devon Kopete
Oh man, so the guy who directed this did a ghost in the shell Which I always knew was gonna be bad.
00:34:39
RFARTK JR
Oh Boy With a famous Asian American actress Scarlett Johansson, right?
00:34:40
choom
the live action. ah
00:34:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I always knew that was gonna be bad Yeah, yes and Snow White and the Huntsman and Whoa, oh that's five slam dunk.
00:34:47
RFARTK JR
oh Yeah right
00:34:53
Devon Kopete
So slam dunk anyway, I was like, whoa, what?
00:34:54
RFARTK JR
Whoa!
00:34:56
Devon Kopete
Never mind. He's the best Yeah, no this guy's um
00:34:57
RFARTK JR
This guy's a king. He's a hack.
00:35:02
Devon Kopete
There's nothing unique about this director. um Yeah, I mean, you know what you can do, but I did something.
00:35:05
RFARTK JR
Schlockmeister.
00:35:07
slimeballsteve
The old schlockster.
00:35:11
Devon Kopete
ah I definitely watched something else that was like kind of. Decent, but ah it's blanking right now, so maybe it wasn't all that cool.
00:35:19
RFARTK JR
No, he wasn't that good.
00:35:23
Devon Kopete
Oh, um no, yeah, I'm just ah just been plugging away at a no EPO Hangeme no EPO.
00:35:30
RFARTK JR
ah jamaan
00:35:30
Devon Kopete
The boxing eat on eBay.
00:35:31
RFARTK JR
hello
00:35:33
slimeballsteve
Unknee me.
00:35:33
Devon Kopete
And it's not fun, man.
00:35:37
RFARTK JR
Yeah, good anime He does that he knows the Dempsey roll now, right?
00:35:38
slimeballsteve
Are you watching this on Netflix?
00:35:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yes.
00:35:41
choom
What's on Netflix?
00:35:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah, which is. You know.
00:35:46
Devon Kopete
No, he is not learned.
00:35:48
RFARTK JR
Oh Oh That's that's the big that's a big moment, you know
00:35:48
Devon Kopete
I'm waiting for him to learn the Dempsey.
00:35:53
Devon Kopete
I know. Well, right now he's about to go pro.
00:35:53
choom
That's the only reason to watch.
00:35:55
Devon Kopete
Well, he had the big sparring contest with his his rival, and that was pretty fucking hype. I'm not going to lie.
00:36:01
RFARTK JR
Did he see the flicker jab guy yet?
00:36:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he's a he's literally about to fight that guy.
00:36:06
RFARTK JR
Oh, that guy's cool.
00:36:08
Devon Kopete
So because, yeah, so he's he made friends with the guy and then he this friend got murked by the flicker jab guy.
00:36:11
choom
How's the um. How's the boxing like accuracy in it like is it actually like legit?
00:36:21
RFARTK JR
remember It's like they take they take techniques, John, that are kind of mundane, and they make them like supernatural almost.
00:36:21
Devon Kopete
It's. Okay.
00:36:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it was like a huge deal when he learned how to ah block.
00:36:30
choom
Okay, no, but I mean like the But like I remember you broke down like a comic Like a Batman comic like of all the MMA things that he did wrong I'm like ah yeah, so I'm like yeah I'm asking like how's like the the accuracy of like like the the boxing animation and stuff in it compared to like actual boxing
00:36:30
RFARTK JR
Like, like, like, oh,
00:36:41
RFARTK JR
oh
00:36:42
Devon Kopete
Oh, yes.
00:36:42
RFARTK JR
no, it's not like, hmm.
00:36:51
RFARTK JR
Um, yeah.
00:36:52
Devon Kopete
I mean, I'd say not super because the flicker jab jab looks like he's fucking Mr. Fantastic. Like he's like his arms flailing around.
00:36:58
RFARTK JR
Yeah. His arm is like whipping around.
00:37:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:37:02
RFARTK JR
It kind of looks like...
00:37:02
choom
Oh, it's a flicker. Oh, it's like it's like Ed in Street Fighter 6.
00:37:05
RFARTK JR
Yes.
00:37:05
choom
Like that. Like it looks like that. Or like ah Steve Fox in Street Fighter.
00:37:07
RFARTK JR
Yes. Or that...
00:37:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:37:12
RFARTK JR
That guy.
00:37:12
Devon Kopete
but What?
00:37:13
RFARTK JR
That guy...
00:37:14
Devon Kopete
You Honda, you're talking about.
00:37:15
RFARTK JR
Steve, help me out here. The guy who...
00:37:18
slimeballsteve
Are you talking about Tatanka?
00:37:19
RFARTK JR
The guy who keeps punching a bunch and he keeps going...
00:37:23
slimeballsteve
Oh, oh, oh, you're talking about, um, what's his face? Um, from Fist of the North Star.
00:37:25
RFARTK JR
This is the North Star. Yes.
00:37:27
Devon Kopete
Oh, you already did that guy.
00:37:28
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:29
RFARTK JR
yeah
00:37:30
Devon Kopete
I thought you were talking about a street fighter character.
00:37:30
choom
like
00:37:30
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:37:31
choom
Like Devin, yeah, Devin, I posted a gif and um shit talk.
00:37:32
Devon Kopete
I was like, dude, what?
00:37:33
slimeballsteve
Vega.
00:37:34
RFARTK JR
Thank you interesting It's like much more animated it's much more
00:37:37
choom
It's like it's like that. like Those are the flickers.
00:37:40
Devon Kopete
Let's see. Yeah, but not even as cool like it literally it like because you see his arm and it just extends and it loops around. Yeah, like that's cool looking.
00:37:53
RFARTK JR
Because, and also there are moments in where almost mid punch, you'll have him break in with narration, like, Oh, he's going to hit me. It's coming here.
00:38:02
choom
I mean, that's an anime.
00:38:02
RFARTK JR
And I gotta make a move up 100%.
00:38:03
choom
That's an anime like bread and butter, though, right?
00:38:06
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:38:07
RFARTK JR
Oh,
00:38:07
choom
He's thinking about everything.
00:38:07
Devon Kopete
But, you know, like they had an episode about the guy. He's he's like he's cut and wait. I was in so much pain, but he's trying to hide it.
00:38:15
RFARTK JR
oh that's awesome. That, I love that guy.
00:38:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:38:17
RFARTK JR
That guy's, I love that character so much.
00:38:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he's like mentor, dude.
00:38:20
RFARTK JR
He looks like Elvis. I love that guy.
00:38:22
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool.
00:38:24
RFARTK JR
He wouldn't even eat a tomato, Evan.
00:38:25
Devon Kopete
it It's funny, though, because I I look at it and I'm like. Bro, this guy is gonna get CTE and he's like 50 and it's a little stupid like the part of me is like I need to get over this is a fucking anime but yeah yeah yeah but I mean like it is it is real cool though I I do like and it's yeah yeah it's it's somewhat accurate
00:38:38
RFARTK JR
he's got better He's got that, got that Homer Simpson thing where he's got that layer of fluid under his skull so he can take hits to the head. I could hit you all day with this medical two by four, but I won't.
00:38:52
RFARTK JR
ah
00:39:00
Devon Kopete
i
00:39:00
RFARTK JR
Yeah, like I feel like there are certain techniques, like I said, like Dempsey, like the Dempsey roll and the turtle shell defense that they take and they make like big, they make it like, and they make it like an anime, you know, like it's like a special power almost, which is cool, right?
00:39:18
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:39:18
RFARTK JR
I think that's neat.
00:39:20
Devon Kopete
but I like it.
00:39:21
RFARTK JR
Yeah.
00:39:21
Devon Kopete
And um but although I think there's like, again, the the thing that bugs me is one, I found out that it doesn't, it hasn't really ended as a manga, which is okay.
00:39:34
Devon Kopete
I'm not, I'm not trying to read the manga, but there's just a lot of different versions of the series. And I kind of want to watch, like right now I'm watching what's called fighting spirit.
00:39:47
Devon Kopete
but then there's also something called fighting spirit rising. And then there's fighting spirit, new challenger.
00:39:52
RFARTK JR
Yikes.
00:39:53
slimeballsteve
I've seen stuff about Fighting Spirit.
00:39:53
Devon Kopete
And I'm like, yeah,
00:39:53
choom
Dragon Ball Z, Sparking Zero, Dragon Ball Z, Budokai.
00:39:57
Devon Kopete
a little bit. And I'm like, and I'm just like, are these?
00:39:58
RFARTK JR
Dragon Ball Z, Sparking Blunts.
00:40:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah. But it, to me, I'm just like, is this, uh, are we adding to this or is this just kind of like a metal gear or metal gear, uh, metal,
00:40:12
RFARTK JR
Metal Gear.
00:40:13
Devon Kopete
You know, fucking nevermind. I don't even know what I'm saying. Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood versus Full Metal Alchemist. And, you know, it's it's it's a little it can get a little tricky and it's like hard for me to follow.
00:40:26
Devon Kopete
So I'm just I'm just hoping I'm watching the good one.
00:40:29
RFARTK JR
Man, I suck my own dick for a Metal Gear Solid anime.
00:40:30
Devon Kopete
Unfortunately.
00:40:35
slimeballsteve
I'd be kind of sick. I mean, if if it's like the same like quality as the Castlevania anime.
00:40:42
choom
I watched an anime this week.
00:40:46
slimeballsteve
You did. Yeah, you did.
00:40:47
choom
I watched the the anime.
00:40:48
Devon Kopete
Tell him tell me about Arcane right but No, it's like Frank's it's like a Frank's new wave anime
00:40:52
slimeballsteve
There's only one now.
00:40:54
RFARTK JR
Oh boy.
00:40:55
choom
um Yeah.
00:40:55
RFARTK JR
Cancel, cancel Crunchyroll.
00:40:58
choom
It's arcane, even an anime, is that Japanese?
00:40:58
RFARTK JR
You don't need it.
00:41:00
slimeballsteve
No, that's a CG.
00:41:02
choom
America, may a merriment?
00:41:05
RFARTK JR
We all, we all, we're all in the same boat here. This is great. That drunner, right?
00:41:05
choom
It's it's a spider-verse We're on the same boat here, right this is the best anime ever made right like we all agree do we all agree?
00:41:10
slimeballsteve
Oh yeah, this is this this is the one thing that we're talking about.
00:41:16
Devon Kopete
but
00:41:16
RFARTK JR
ah You know, man, it's like,
00:41:19
slimeballsteve
Dude, pack it up. Pack it up, Miyazaki.
00:41:22
choom
is it We all great Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:41:22
Devon Kopete
But.
00:41:24
RFARTK JR
Listen, I'm gonna tell you something, John. I don't know if you feel the same way about it, but it's the perfect setting for an anime. It's perfect. they i To me, like I don't think it gets better than a cyberpunk universe.
00:41:36
choom
Like Night City is like like anime's dream. like they they like that This is why you make an anime.
00:41:41
RFARTK JR
Yes!
00:41:45
slimeballsteve
Cyberpunk is like anime bread and butter.
00:41:45
choom
because
00:41:48
slimeballsteve
Like it is perfect.
00:41:49
RFARTK JR
It fits so well. i mean
00:41:50
choom
It's really a shame too because like you like cause also I'm also playing the game again right now. I'm like completely fucking sucked in into the game.
00:41:59
Devon Kopete
Yeah dude.
00:41:59
choom
I dropped like 44 hours into the game this week alone. Like when I just started to do it over again.
00:42:03
slimeballsteve
Are you have you just been doing the main story or have you done any of the expansion?
00:42:06
choom
And um well, so like I've been it's actually kind of cool because like the anime has like pretty much like all the not all, but like it's like really taking place like you could feel that it takes place in the games universe because because, you you know, the fixer Okada, like I i had just done a gig for her like right before I saw her in an episode when they did a gig for her in the episode.
00:42:21
RFARTK JR
Yes.
00:42:32
choom
I was like, oh, man, that's actually pretty cool. And then, you know, obviously Adam Smasher
00:42:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:42:36
choom
And like just the the set, the set like ah like I think he lives in the same building that like these apartment is in as well. like It's literally like the same building, I think, because the because the ah the apartment, the apartment is literally the same layout as these apartment in in the game.
00:42:47
slimeballsteve
There's like a there's like a drop, there's definitely like the.
00:42:55
choom
So it's like.
00:42:55
slimeballsteve
I think there's, I think there's a point in cyberpunk, the game where you see that high rise that's like on the beach, like gets slammed into and set on fire.
00:42:55
RFARTK JR
Well, but I think it's great that they keep that apartment looking the same too, because it's just like everything looks the same.
00:43:02
choom
Yeah.
00:43:03
slimeballsteve
Like, I think you see that in the anime and in the game.
00:43:06
choom
Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's pretty dope.
00:43:13
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:43:14
RFARTK JR
Like everything is so, yeah.
00:43:14
choom
Yeah, like that like that's how that's how it is.
00:43:15
Devon Kopete
Yeah, the consistency is awesome.
00:43:17
choom
like that's how it is like that Everything is just streamlined at that point and in in the future. like That's just how an apartment is.
00:43:22
RFARTK JR
everything's ugly it's like really ugly but it's ugly like ugly beautiful i don't know how to describe it yeah yes okay
00:43:27
slimeballsteve
It's stylistic, is stylistically, like hideous. Like, yeah.
00:43:32
choom
Yeah, so this is like this is bittersweet for me because like I don't i when I when I played Cyberpunk the first time, I didn't like the story. I didn't like V. I never really liked playing as V.
00:43:43
choom
and and and I'm not a fan of his character design um or like or just even like his the story that they they came up with for the game.
00:43:46
RFARTK JR
i agree i agree as well i'll John, I'll do you one better.
00:43:52
choom
And this I wish they.
00:43:53
RFARTK JR
I don't i don't and don't really like any character outside of that bodyguard guy.
00:43:59
choom
Oh, in the game.
00:43:59
RFARTK JR
and me Yeah, I don't. ah To me, like nobody really had as big of an impact as him.
00:44:05
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:44:06
RFARTK JR
and
00:44:06
choom
Yeah, I'm not really... Oh, you're talking about Jackie, the the first guy?
00:44:11
RFARTK JR
No, not not Jackie. the The guy that works for Arasaka, then you like me with him?
00:44:17
Devon Kopete
Adam Smasher?
00:44:17
choom
Takamura?
00:44:19
RFARTK JR
Takimura.
00:44:20
slimeballsteve
Oh, you meet him in like the diner.
00:44:20
RFARTK JR
Takimura.
00:44:20
choom
Yeah.
00:44:21
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that guy's great.
00:44:22
RFARTK JR
Yeah, i like talk I really like Takimura.
00:44:22
choom
Yeah. Guy that saves you.
00:44:24
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:44:25
choom
Yeah. No, I mean, that's the thing, though. Like, what really sucks is, like... Like, like playing the game now is like, oh, wow, like, they really... They really fixed a lot of the stuff. Like, it feels like a different game.
00:44:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:44:36
choom
But like you watch the anime, I'm like, oh, man, like that's the story I want to play. like I
Cyberpunk Anime and Game Discussion
00:44:42
choom
want to play that.
00:44:42
slimeballsteve
Oh, 100%, 100%.
00:44:42
RFARTK JR
Yes!
00:44:43
choom
I want to play that game. I want to play that game.
00:44:44
RFARTK JR
Yes.
00:44:46
choom
but like and And again, like it's it's also, I don't, I mean, I guess this is a Witcher thing. seven But like it would have been way more fun if they like, like I don't even know if this is what Baldur's Gate is like, but like if they just like just let you play yourself like and you just got you made your own decisions.
00:45:05
choom
and
00:45:05
RFARTK JR
That's Baldur's Gate, baby.
00:45:06
choom
like
00:45:06
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that is definitely very Baldur's Gate.
00:45:07
choom
Or like that, and like Skyrim.
00:45:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah, well, I mean, the the Witcher is cool because it's like it's Geralt an established character. And then you just kind of have shades of Geralt. Do you want to be like a shitty girl or do you want to be a noble girl?
00:45:16
choom
Well, that's how Cyberpunk is.
00:45:17
slimeballsteve
Big Mass Effect.
00:45:19
RFARTK JR
John, I made a guy that looked like Danny DeVito and knew Karate in Baldur's Gate, and he was me.
00:45:20
choom
like
00:45:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:45:28
slimeballsteve
I think the...
00:45:28
RFARTK JR
That's who I am.
00:45:28
choom
Yeah, so i wish i wish the I wish they went that RPG route instead of writing this story.
00:45:28
slimeballsteve
the
00:45:32
choom
like let you write your like Let you make your own story. like
00:45:36
RFARTK JR
Totally.
00:45:36
choom
Even if it's like, even if it's like Skyrim, because like that again, like this is it's like the perfect setting to be what you want to be in this universe.
00:45:37
slimeballsteve
This.
00:45:43
Devon Kopete
to go like completely off the rails, yeah.
00:45:44
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:45:45
choom
Yeah.
00:45:45
RFARTK JR
and to be And to be kind of anonymous too, which is the whole point I think of making a character in a world that big.
00:45:46
choom
No.
00:45:48
choom
Right.
00:45:50
slimeballsteve
Dude, the second you get Keanu Reeves, that story gets so put on rails and like everything you do is just like to like further the story of Johnny Silverhands.
00:45:54
RFARTK JR
yeah
00:45:57
choom
Well, let me tell you, that let me tell you this. What I've been doing all this entire week in the game is just Fucking doing gigs and side jobs because I'm I'm a fucking full blown like cyberware at addict now and I need I need to power up my fucking body as A net run.
00:46:12
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:46:17
choom
I need to be a peak net runner before I want to do.
00:46:18
slimeballsteve
Just like the anime, huh? Just like the anime, huh?
00:46:19
choom
Yeah, so like I'm i'm gonna I'm gonna force myself ah To get deeper into act two so I can get to the DLC because that's what I want to do because apparently Apparently that's what you that's like the game that you like that's game of the year
00:46:28
RFARTK JR
You know what I would want?
00:46:33
RFARTK JR
I've never experienced this in the game, but I i really wanted to experience what it's like to be a cyberpsycho, like in the show. like and Like you add too many cybernetic implants and you start flipping the fuck out and seeing shit.
00:46:45
Devon Kopete
that happened
00:46:45
choom
They kind of allude, but they allude to that, though. They kind of allude to, like, that's what's going to happen to you.
00:46:48
RFARTK JR
I know, but I want to experience that in the game.
00:46:50
choom
But I don't know.
00:46:51
slimeballsteve
That as like a gameplay thing where it's like, it just starts throwing random enemies who are like, might not be there.
00:46:54
Devon Kopete
Well, isn't it? Don't you just get like, uh, doesn't it just like give you like debuffs or something?
00:46:56
RFARTK JR
Yes.
00:47:00
RFARTK JR
I guess, but I wanted the full, I wanted hallucinations.
00:47:01
Devon Kopete
If you, if you get become a cyber psycho or something.
00:47:05
RFARTK JR
I wanted, you know what I mean?
00:47:05
Devon Kopete
Oh yeah.
00:47:08
RFARTK JR
It would have been cool.
00:47:08
choom
That'd be cool. I mean, that's what I've been doing to my enemies is in the game. I've been i've been giving them Yeah, because I've maxed out net runner now and I'm just running around making money and getting more points.
00:47:15
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:47:19
choom
And I'm just now I just like I run the bait thing and I have them request back up and then I turn one of them into a side. I turn a couple of them into a cyber psycho and they start like just vomiting on each other and killing each other.
00:47:32
choom
It's actually really it's actually really fun to play this way to play like fucking like this must be what playing Elden Ring as a mage feels like because it's just like broken.
00:47:37
RFARTK JR
You were, you, you, you were talking about not picking gorilla hands or grill arms.
00:47:45
choom
I was going to.
00:47:47
RFARTK JR
I, I picked that on my first run.
00:47:49
choom
Was it was it fun.
00:47:50
RFARTK JR
Well, I got a Sandy fan or whatever the hell they're called.
00:47:54
choom
Sandvast Sandevastan the thing that I think that David had a super speed thing.
00:47:55
RFARTK JR
San Devastan. And I would just, I would use that.
00:48:01
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:48:01
RFARTK JR
It broke the game because I would stop time and just punch everybody to death. And then time would start back up.
00:48:08
Devon Kopete
You know, you guys are making this sound awesome. I don't know what you guys.
00:48:10
choom
Now what.
00:48:11
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:48:12
choom
yeah But like that I think that I kind of feel like I kind of felt like what I'm doing now is breaking the game So maybe it's just like the game like when you get better in the game It's just it's really easy because like I'm literally just melting brains now whenever somebody looks at wrong And they're completely different they're completely different Which is actually which is actually kind of cool, you know
00:48:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:48:18
RFARTK JR
yeah
00:48:26
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but it should be noted. It should be noted the way John's doing it and the way Chris, you're doing it or you did it. Yeah, because of because of how they just kind of redid the whole game.
00:48:33
slimeballsteve
yeah Yeah, they've like changed all like the abilities and perks now.
00:48:33
RFARTK JR
yeah you know what i
00:48:39
RFARTK JR
What i would I would be able to do, you know those turrets that are around?
00:48:43
RFARTK JR
If you have gorilla arms, you can rip those off the mounts and then just, yes, and just mow people down.
00:48:43
slimeballsteve
That's
00:48:47
choom
Oh, and you can use them as a gun yourself.
00:48:48
slimeballsteve
sick.
00:48:50
choom
Well, if actually, of course, as a net runner, you could just hack them so they can fire for you and fire at your enemy.
00:48:55
RFARTK JR
I know, but like, listen, I like, I try net running and I'm like, I don't, I just want to run in and kill everything.
00:49:02
choom
Dude, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. if Well, I don't know what it is, i but like I just think it's I think it's really satisfying to play as a net runner because it's really a slimy. It's really a slimy way to to to beat your enemies.
00:49:15
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:49:15
choom
And i'm yeah I'm using smart weapons, too, so I'm not even fucking aiming when I when I have to use my gun. Like, I just I just fire away, but I don't really have to. I just melt everybody and in front of me and then they all ah so die.
00:49:27
RFARTK JR
I, I, I really thought like I was going to be in trouble because I couldn't like hack doors anymore. But then I got the grill arms and you just, just rip the doors.
00:49:34
choom
No, you know, you yeah, you can just blow them open now.
00:49:36
RFARTK JR
but I ripped them off the hinges.
00:49:36
choom
No, and I guess that's i yeah I guess that's cool, right? It's cool that that you do it that way. And I hacked the door to get in like it's.
00:49:44
RFARTK JR
Exactly.
00:49:44
choom
a It's kind of cool that they do that.
00:49:45
RFARTK JR
Listen, there is some level of of depth to the gameplay that I enjoyed, but. I think when I first played, hey, there's a lot of bugs and it was constantly crashing. So I kind of negate that experience.
00:49:59
choom
Yeah, no, I think I think it feels like I'm playing a brand new game now.
00:50:00
RFARTK JR
um
00:50:03
choom
Maybe it's because I haven't played it in four years and they fixed everything.
00:50:06
RFARTK JR
I did play again, like, it must've been two years ago and I just couldn't finish.
00:50:12
choom
When did Phantom Liberty come out? Was that that was last year?
00:50:14
slimeballsteve
This is like last year.
00:50:15
choom
um
00:50:15
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:50:15
RFARTK JR
i Yeah, I think it was the last year.
00:50:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:50:16
choom
So they they that's when they that's when they have the the 2.0 update was with Phantom Liberty So it might be different now to Chris if you want to do you want to go in there?
00:50:17
Devon Kopete
It was late last year, I think.
00:50:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah. September.
00:50:24
RFARTK JR
I beat the game. I'm like, I don't want to go back.
00:50:26
choom
Yeah, but family but each elbows in it like it's a cool.
00:50:29
slimeballsteve
it would be It would be kind of sick if there was a mod that like turned it into cel-shaded graphics and kind of made it look more like the anime.
00:50:30
choom
It's fucking cool I was telling Devin when I when I got when I downloaded the game again and like and and got Phantom Liberty and You don't even have to play through the game again.
00:50:47
choom
Like it gives you the option to just go right into the DLC.
00:50:50
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:50:50
choom
And it'll it'll like it'll like level you up to what you have what you would have been by then. And wouldn't envy would have made some random like, you know, generic decisions at that point.
00:50:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:51:00
choom
But you could just go right into the DLC to if that's you can't do that.
00:51:02
RFARTK JR
I also really, really don't want to.
00:51:04
choom
Elden Ring, Chris, you have to grind.
00:51:05
RFARTK JR
I don't want to pay. I don't want to pay for that DLC. That's the only thing I got.
00:51:11
choom
I mean, I got on sale, yeah.
00:51:11
Devon Kopete
ah You know what? You'll eventually, it'll be on sale. It'll be on sale at some point.
00:51:15
choom
um I got on sale.
00:51:16
RFARTK JR
It's got it.
00:51:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:51:17
RFARTK JR
Yeah, it's got to be pretty low.
00:51:17
choom
I don't know.
00:51:18
Devon Kopete
Wait, Sean, well tell me about ah your experience with the anime, because you were like two episodes in, you were like, I love this. I love this so much.
00:51:26
choom
It's just a yeah, I mean, it's just like the the main character was fucking gripped me from the from the start.
00:51:31
RFARTK JR
Yeah, man.
00:51:32
choom
Like he's like, I don't know.
00:51:32
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:51:34
RFARTK JR
It's great.
00:51:34
choom
Like, I don't know. I don't know if it's a asian an Asian thing going to private school and like, ah ah you know. Fucking.
00:51:45
choom
Parents in the medical field like I don't know if like that's what really gripped me about him about him as a character But um, you know like high hopes like yeah my dad wanted me wanted me to be a fucking corpo King when when I got out of school like like I know exactly what what what he's going through Yeah But uh, yeah, I don't know man like it's and again like
00:51:57
Devon Kopete
Yeah, dude. And then you then you put a giant spine spine cyberpunk gear. And then beat up your bullies.
00:52:12
choom
Like Chris said, like it's really just a perfect, like yeah the things that I was saying about why I couldn't get into Arkane at first is the opposite with this.
00:52:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:52:22
choom
And it's just because like, I'm not like, well, yeah, I mean, and then I was like, I'm trolling, yeah, I'm trolling with the music stuff.
00:52:23
Devon Kopete
The music hit.
00:52:25
slimeballsteve
The music does hit immediately.
00:52:26
RFARTK JR
Music is so good.
00:52:30
choom
But like the um the whole ah science versus magic thing is just not, that's not really my cup of tea, right?
00:52:31
RFARTK JR
The music is really good.
00:52:32
slimeballsteve
Mmhmm.
00:52:36
choom
Like, I don't really care about that stuff, but like fucking cyberpunk, like, Yeah, like remember how excited I was for this game to come out before it came out?
00:52:45
slimeballsteve
Mmhmm.
00:52:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you have that t-shirt
00:52:46
choom
Yeah, like yeah I have that fucking t-shirt that I use as ah as a ah vomit rag for a couple years. But like I don't know, man. like um Yeah, it's just a...
00:52:57
RFARTK JR
And kind of the idea of it being like a downward spiral that you're watching too is, God, is that compelling?
00:53:04
choom
Yeah, it is really interesting. Yeah, it's really interesting.
00:53:05
RFARTK JR
That is compelling.
00:53:06
Devon Kopete
You really like I was talking about, but like, yeah, like the Lucy David love story is one of my favorites of like all time.
00:53:07
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:53:16
Devon Kopete
It's so good, dude.
00:53:16
choom
Yeah, they clear it clears Jim and Pam like easily clears Jim and Pam No, no, I love that I love that dynamic too of you know, I just I don't know It's just it just hit on all it hit on like all the right He's all he's he's fucking awesome though
00:53:19
Devon Kopete
ah Easy, easy. Yeah. And Adam Smasher is a is a real piece of shit.
00:53:23
slimeballsteve
But i I love Rebecca so much though, man. Dude.
00:53:32
RFARTK JR
then And the hand smasher comes in and ruins hope and joy Yeah, yes
00:53:34
slimeballsteve
dude
00:53:39
slimeballsteve
It is, it it is.
00:53:40
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:53:42
choom
He's awesome in the fucking game too when you first see him in that brain dance and he's like yeah You look like a kind of fuckable brief.
00:53:45
slimeballsteve
Oh, he's so big.
00:53:46
Devon Kopete
and Hey, he he's like, you look like.
00:53:49
choom
It just walks And you know you're like, oh you're gonna I was like, oh, yeah, we're gonna fight this guy at the end And now I want to fight him at the I want I'm gonna I'm gonna kill him now to avenge my goats from that from the anime Yeah
00:53:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Like grade eight fuck meat or something like that.
00:53:51
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:53:52
Devon Kopete
And you're like, Oh.
00:53:56
slimeballsteve
Yeah, this guy, this guy, the. the
00:54:04
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:54:04
slimeballsteve
The show is basically Spider-Verse meets Goodfellas.
00:54:08
RFARTK JR
Yeah, very much.
00:54:09
slimeballsteve
It is so cool. It is so good. it is it It justifies everything we were into in that hype cycle back in 2019, 2018, before the game came out.
00:54:21
RFARTK JR
Yeah, I think it kind of...
00:54:23
choom
You think CD Projekt Red is salty that they didn't have that story to go with when they they were doing the game?
00:54:30
RFARTK JR
Yes.
00:54:31
slimeballsteve
Uh-huh.
00:54:32
Devon Kopete
No, I don't know. Maybe it's.
00:54:34
RFARTK JR
I mean, listen, it's always nice to have an
00:54:35
choom
Because the fact that the anime saved the game, too, kind of a little bit.
00:54:37
RFARTK JR
a show attached to your video game. It's always going to be good. I'm sure they're not mad about that, but is a ah much better story. Yeah, that's the other thing.
00:54:47
slimeballsteve
Did that come out last year, the anime?
00:54:49
choom
No, came out two years it came out two years ago and then Phantom Liberty came out last year.
00:54:50
Devon Kopete
No.
00:54:53
choom
So it's like what they literally like were riding the coattails of the success of the anime, I feel.
00:54:53
RFARTK JR
Yeah.
00:54:54
slimeballsteve
Oh, they were riding the high.
00:55:00
choom
And um I mean, they did produce it, right? Like they they pretty much own Cyberpunk now.
00:55:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:55:04
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:55:04
RFARTK JR
Yeah.
00:55:06
RFARTK JR
i
00:55:07
choom
Is Mike Pondsmith making money? that He's got to be making money now, right?
00:55:09
slimeballsteve
Dude, he's making mad money.
00:55:09
choom
He he didn't he't do the same deal that the Witcher guy did, right? Where he's like, fuck video games.
00:55:14
slimeballsteve
No, I think they brought him in like,
00:55:16
choom
Video games aren't going to be successful at all. I'll take my one thousand dollars please and thank you and then get mad about it when it becomes one of the most successful video game franchises of all time.
00:55:28
RFARTK JR
i think I think the show is really faithful to his vision, too. like I think it's more than the game. It's exactly what I think of.
00:55:34
choom
I think the game I think the game gets the setting right, though, it's just a matter of the
00:55:40
RFARTK JR
It's not the setting I have an issue with. It's like the interactions with characters.
00:55:42
choom
No, no, no, no, that's no, no. And that's what I'm saying. Like they they get the cyberpunk world right in the game. It's just the fact that they didn't make a good game, like a good story to play around it because like, I mean, like we're just talking about Chris.
00:55:57
choom
Like I think that's that's the vibe they wanted. They wanted us to become addicted to cyberware and like be able to smash doors or rip gun turrets or hack doors and hack gun turrets.
00:56:02
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
00:56:07
RFARTK JR
Yeah, but to be honest, like There's no consequences to that like there are in the show. Like I want those.
00:56:12
slimeballsteve
No.
00:56:14
choom
Yeah, yeah No, but also no No, yeah at the same time like I'm like at the same time it's like When you're going through the game and doing the doing the cyber psycho missions where you got to kill them There's really no depth to it then but then seeing the anime and then going back and then like seeing how it breaks down a little bit like it feels a little bit different this time like now like
00:56:15
RFARTK JR
You know, like I.
00:56:16
slimeballsteve
Maybe they just didn't have that in there, like they're waiting at that point.
00:56:29
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:56:37
RFARTK JR
Yeah.
00:56:38
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:56:41
RFARTK JR
Kind of.
00:56:41
choom
You know, now, like before, I'd be I would just kill him, even if Regina was like, oh, yeah, can you keep them alive now? And I'd be like, no, I'm just going to fucking kill this guy and and collect my money.
00:56:51
slimeballsteve
Had the game come out?
00:56:52
choom
But like after watching the after watching the anime, I'm like, oh, maybe I'll save this guy.
00:56:54
RFARTK JR
Wow.
00:56:55
choom
Like you might have a family. He might have a meeting to live.
00:56:58
Devon Kopete
but
00:57:00
choom
You know, I don't know.
00:57:01
slimeballsteve
had the game come out second they and not without any bug. Like if it was like bugless and, and yeah, I know it's like what I could have showed up, but had, had the anime come out first and then the game.
00:57:08
choom
That's a tall order, Steve.
00:57:14
RFARTK JR
Would I be more forgiving of the bugs?
00:57:15
slimeballsteve
Oh,
00:57:15
Devon Kopete
I think it would have been game. Oh, dude, it would have been so bad for the game, I think.
00:57:18
slimeballsteve
ah it would have been worse. You think?
00:57:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah, because would be like because there's nothing there's no like redemption story there, you know.
00:57:24
choom
if the and and and no If the anime came out before the game, they probably would have tied some of a lot of more of that kind of stuff into the game. like I feel like the fact that they were able to do whatever they wanted in the anime like shows that and they held off a little bit.
00:57:35
RFARTK JR
You're saying it it would inform the game.
00:57:38
choom
Yeah, they they would have had more to work with, I think.
00:57:39
Devon Kopete
Well, apparently I will say I read somewhere or I think I remember seeing a a clip or something where you can like visit David and Lucy's like spot in the game.
00:57:49
choom
You can wear his jacket. You can wear his jacket, dude.
00:57:51
Devon Kopete
There you go. You'd see like where they're, you know, I don't know. Maybe it's great. I do.
00:57:58
RFARTK JR
Can you go to the moon in the game?
00:57:58
Devon Kopete
I do want to jump into it.
00:58:00
RFARTK JR
No.
00:58:02
slimeballsteve
Not yet.
00:58:03
RFARTK JR
Not yet. I don't know if they did that yet. To be honest.
00:58:07
Devon Kopete
Phantom Liberty, they did. And then.
00:58:09
RFARTK JR
Yeah, you go to the moon in that.
00:58:11
Devon Kopete
yeah And then you cry his sob.
00:58:12
slimeballsteve
Do you, John's going to be like, oh, it's even better.
00:58:14
Devon Kopete
Well, he's like cyberpunk is awesome.
00:58:16
choom
Yeah, I can't wait, because I'm going to try and get to it this week.
00:58:18
Devon Kopete
What do you mean?
00:58:21
choom
Yeah, Devin, you tempted? You tempted to come back now?
00:58:22
Devon Kopete
Mm hmm. I am.
00:58:24
choom
You still have it?
00:58:27
Devon Kopete
I do. Yeah, it's um I got it. I was able to return it when all that stuff was going down.
00:58:34
choom
I got one. It was free.
00:58:35
Devon Kopete
And then I bought it for $4 at like Best Buy.
00:58:40
choom
Oh, the disk.
00:58:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah, the disc and then the PS5 upgrades free.
00:58:41
choom
Yeah.
00:58:44
Devon Kopete
So the only thing I don't own is the Phantom Liberty DLC.
00:58:45
choom
Yeah.
00:58:48
choom
And that's usually, I think it's one of like 30 bucks or something.
00:58:50
Devon Kopete
Yeah, like I i wouldn't, ah but I've been playing RoboCop and ah that game's a lot of fun, man.
00:58:51
choom
thanks
00:58:54
slimeballsteve
Hmm. I think. and
00:58:57
choom
Well, I'll let you know, Devin, I'll let you know.
00:58:59
Devon Kopete
Yeah, let me know. Let me know.
00:59:01
choom
I'll let you know how the shadow of the earth tree of 2023 is.
00:59:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Well, you know what?
00:59:06
choom
That's basically like that was like that was that was the America's darling last year. This DLC, the lca one I want every
00:59:12
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Well, listen, I will say this, though. um So, John, you know, like the I guess it's the hacking mini game, like it's like Sudoku kind of. Right.
00:59:20
choom
Yeah, you don't get it.
00:59:21
Devon Kopete
I do. I do not get it. Like I cannot wrap my head around it. And it's such a big part of the game that it like it seems pretty important, man, like just to like do things.
00:59:29
choom
It's not, though.
00:59:32
choom
They're here outside. I don't do this because I was looking for I was looking for I was looking because I I love doing it so much that I was looking for like a game on on mobile that just like gives you the puzzles to solve so I can just do it.
00:59:48
choom
That's how much I like doing it.
00:59:49
slimeballsteve
she
00:59:50
choom
Right.
00:59:50
slimeballsteve
Oh, you're hooked.
00:59:51
choom
But they that that doesn't exist. What does exist, though, Devin, is an app that somebody designed where you take a picture of the puzzle and it'll it'll it'll solve it for you.
01:00:01
Devon Kopete
Oh my God.
01:00:02
choom
And you can just do it.
01:00:02
Devon Kopete
Yeah, dude. That's what I need.
01:00:03
choom
and And I think it's free. So you can just download it and then.
01:00:05
Devon Kopete
Because it's one of those things, man, like where like I just like my brain just doesn't understand the concept. And I'm like, I know I'm.
01:00:11
choom
Well, I mean, maybe you're just not maybe you're not a born netrunner like I am.
01:00:13
Devon Kopete
I'm stupid. Yeah, yeah, that's the problem, dude.
01:00:15
choom
Maybe you need gorilla arms.
01:00:16
RFARTK JR
You need grill arms man. It's a lot of fun. I became the best boxer in Night City, man.
01:00:22
choom
Wait. said
01:00:25
Devon Kopete
Jesus. jesus
01:00:28
choom
Yeah. But yeah, man, so like, yeah, the this whole week I've just literally just been like, I fucking I fixed the roller
Avatar: The Last Airbender Insights
01:00:35
choom
coaster. I took a screenshot of me and Johnny riding a roller coaster that I fixed.
01:00:39
choom
Did you guys do that in the game before?
01:00:41
RFARTK JR
Yes, I did that mission.
01:00:42
choom
I don't remember doing that before.
01:00:43
RFARTK JR
I did that as my second playthrough.
01:00:46
choom
And you play it twice. Yeah, maybe you shouldn't play it again.
01:00:48
RFARTK JR
Yeah. I don't need to play it again. I'm done, man.
01:00:52
Devon Kopete
Wait, Steve, what was your thing?
01:00:52
choom
Or maybe it.
01:00:54
slimeballsteve
I have started watching Avatar the Last Airbender.
01:00:57
RFARTK JR
Woo! Getting on the avatar train.
01:01:00
slimeballsteve
I just, I got in there. ah He was just informed that he's got to learn all the bending before a comet comes.
01:01:07
RFARTK JR
Yeah, dude. A big comment.
01:01:08
slimeballsteve
So.
01:01:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:01:10
RFARTK JR
Did you go to the, did they go to the air temple?
01:01:10
Devon Kopete
Sorry.
01:01:13
slimeballsteve
ah Yeah, that was kind of sad.
01:01:14
RFARTK JR
Yeah, that's really, that's like a good one.
01:01:16
choom
Damn.
01:01:16
slimeballsteve
That was kind of sad. But you know what? I kind of, I kind of like how like, so in my head,
01:01:19
choom
Are you playing the game too at the same time?
01:01:22
slimeballsteve
Is there a game?
01:01:23
choom
I don't know.
01:01:23
slimeballsteve
Is there an Avatar game?
01:01:24
Devon Kopete
yeah yeah Yeah, there's plenty of avatar games yeah, but
01:01:24
choom
Are you being like me and you play the game? too
01:01:28
slimeballsteve
i Well, to be fair, I have learned how to airbend a little bit.
01:01:28
RFARTK JR
That would be good.
01:01:31
slimeballsteve
I've been breaking wind left and right.
01:01:32
RFARTK JR
Woo-hoo! This guy's farting over here.
01:01:34
slimeballsteve
I finished i finished up my my cracker nuts, Jon.
01:01:37
RFARTK JR
No, I can see why.
01:01:39
choom
Which ones were your favorite?
01:01:39
RFARTK JR
He's farting.
01:01:40
slimeballsteve
I think you're right. I think it's the adobo. The adobo is so good.
01:01:42
RFARTK JR
No.
01:01:42
choom
Yeah, it's good, right?
01:01:44
slimeballsteve
They're next level. um
01:01:47
RFARTK JR
Steve. um
01:01:47
choom
My mom, whenever my mom goes to the Philippines, she comes back and brings like literally like. like a fucking, I can't even explain, like like five shoe boxes full of those for me.
01:01:59
slimeballsteve
They're too easy to eat. They're like, they're just like, you just top them without thinking.
01:02:01
choom
yeah So ill i'll but I'll give you some next time, next time I get a next time i get a haul, we'll give you guys some.
01:02:05
slimeballsteve
Heck yeah. Thank you.
01:02:06
RFARTK JR
Steve, I will say this, buddy.
01:02:06
slimeballsteve
That'd be awesome.
01:02:08
RFARTK JR
When it comes to Avatar, anytime they go, they do anything with the the Earth Nation.
01:02:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:02:14
RFARTK JR
It's, a but it's a, it's chef's kiss.
01:02:17
slimeballsteve
I mean, I was loving all the earth nation stuff so far, so.
01:02:21
RFARTK JR
You're gonna, like the carrot, like Toph, like it's added to the best character in the show. Like it's just besides Aang, Aang's great.
01:02:26
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:02:29
RFARTK JR
I really, I love Aang so much.
01:02:31
slimeballsteve
It's got that stupid little marble trick he keeps trying to impress people with.
01:02:35
RFARTK JR
Yeah.
01:02:35
slimeballsteve
I'm a fan of that.
01:02:35
RFARTK JR
he it Dumb face. He's just a good kid.
01:02:37
slimeballsteve
ah Its face is so dumb. It's so...
01:02:39
RFARTK JR
He's a good kid.
01:02:40
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I like the energy of it because I think in my head, I didn't expect it to be as like lighthearted and silly and like, you know, yeah at the end of the day, they are just like a bunch of kids just like going on like a big adventure.
01:02:53
RFARTK JR
It starts getting a little bit more serious as like book two, I feel like is more like, oh, this is real. Like we gotta deal with this.
01:03:02
slimeballsteve
That makes sense. Like definitely when it ramps up the drama, like it is exciting, but also I do like the, the like did it has like kind of an optimistic, kind of like silly, like, you know, venture.
01:03:06
RFARTK JR
And they introduced probably the best villain of the show. I think it's in the first book and then, you know, she goes on into the second and third and she's like, I, you think the fire nation is, is bad because of what they're doing. And she just adds like all another level of like depravity and insanity to it. Oh man.
01:03:34
RFARTK JR
Ah yeah, that show, the second book is the best. The second season is so good.
01:03:39
slimeballsteve
I'm excited. I'm excited.
01:03:40
RFARTK JR
and
01:03:40
slimeballsteve
i good Like that's the thing. I keep like finding cool things on Netflix. I'm like, oh, just let me eat you.
01:03:47
RFARTK JR
I'll tell you this, youre if you do watch the live action, you know was good yeah it's It's 100%.
01:03:53
slimeballsteve
No, you guys working up to that man.
01:03:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:03:55
slimeballsteve
Wow. What the hell? That was going to be my edge runners.
01:03:59
choom
Yeah.
01:04:00
slimeballsteve
It's a reverse edge runners where the anime is good. And then watch that. I guess that wouldn't be reverse edge runners.
01:04:05
RFARTK JR
It's not terrible, you know, live action show.
01:04:10
slimeballsteve
Like if I'm gonna watch a live action it up a little bit.
01:04:10
Devon Kopete
I heard it's decent. It's just like.
01:04:11
RFARTK JR
It's okay, it's okay.
01:04:13
Devon Kopete
I watched the first episode and it was literally like shot for shot and I was just like, I just don't know if I need this.
01:04:14
RFARTK JR
It was. To be honest, it's the weakest season too. So maybe, you know, second season, they they start getting it right, you know?
01:04:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And it did well, right? Like it's getting to season two, right? I think pretty sure.
01:04:29
RFARTK JR
Ah, yeah.
01:04:29
slimeballsteve
I Thought that was the Pirates was not Luffy and all them one piece are they getting another season cuz people loved that and
01:04:32
Devon Kopete
That's one piece.
01:04:33
RFARTK JR
That's one piece, brother.
01:04:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah, one piece. Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:37
RFARTK JR
Definitely Yeah, but that wasn't what I would describe that as I think that's fine and I think They should get the second season, right?
01:04:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Because I was like stand out good. Like I don't think ah this was the other one.
01:04:40
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:04:43
Devon Kopete
This wasn't that good.
01:04:46
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:04:52
RFARTK JR
Hopefully that's really the make or break it, you know for that show Because this is so good.
01:04:57
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:04:59
RFARTK JR
I think it's such a good second season
01:05:01
slimeballsteve
Y'all were right. Y'all were right. And I was sleeping on this.
01:05:04
RFARTK JR
Yeah, you know, a lot of people do. I think because A came out on Nickelodeon. I think that really turned a lot of people off.
01:05:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:05:10
choom
It's kind of like a weird, it's like a non-anime anime too.
01:05:14
RFARTK JR
Definitely like.
01:05:15
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I mean, it is a it's a little soft for like anime taste.
01:05:18
RFARTK JR
Yes.
01:05:19
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it is definitely like watch watch after school like show.
01:05:21
Devon Kopete
No.
01:05:22
choom
Oh not enough, not enough fucking tentacle, tentacle dicks and shit and fucking joke.
01:05:25
Devon Kopete
Like attack on Titan, this ain't, you know, as I'm saying this ain't nobody's getting fucking chewed up.
01:05:28
slimeballsteve
No, no. I don't think I was prepared for Attack on Titan though.
Anime Themes: Attack on Titan
01:05:34
slimeballsteve
I was like, this is gonna be like a fun action show. I'm like, oh no, this is like trauma porn.
01:05:38
RFARTK JR
tragedy yeah
01:05:40
Devon Kopete
Dude, tag on Titan, it goes fucking ghost places. That's another one I got to finish, but yeah, dude.
01:05:46
RFARTK JR
Tragedy Cool avatar keep watching man. That's great.
01:05:50
slimeballsteve
Good stuff.
01:05:50
RFARTK JR
Yo, is that everything I didn't watch shit I
01:05:55
Devon Kopete
Um, yeah, I just, yeah, watch the crow.
01:05:57
RFARTK JR
need
01:05:59
Devon Kopete
Wait, Steve, I'm sorry. I also meant to ask, what was your, what was your cyberpunk loadout?
01:06:04
slimeballsteve
My loadout?
01:06:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah. I mean, did you have gorilla arms?
01:06:06
slimeballsteve
Oh, dude, I don't remember. Like, dude, dude, hey, hey, I played on PlayStation.
01:06:08
Devon Kopete
Dude, I don't even think you played it, man.
01:06:09
choom
Oh, man, see that.
01:06:10
Devon Kopete
You're a fucking fraud.
01:06:10
choom
See, you know what, you know, it's Steve.
01:06:11
Devon Kopete
Fraud is here, dude.
01:06:12
choom
No, Steve, when you say no, Steve, when you say that, when you say that, I think you're a prime candidate to play because that's how I was.
01:06:13
slimeballsteve
Go look at the achievement.
01:06:15
Devon Kopete
no
01:06:15
RFARTK JR
Hahahaha.
01:06:20
slimeballsteve
i well I am 100% a prime candidate.
01:06:21
choom
I don't really I don't remember. I don't remember anything that I did in the game. And now well I remember I was trying to do net running and stuff, but I remember it was really buggy and I couldn't really do anything in the game like when when it was going on, but like.
01:06:35
slimeballsteve
No, that game, that game 100% made me go, oh, I get this now. It all clicks. Like everything that they tried to do in that game, but then got bogged down in trying to make it like a game language rather than like a cool cyberpunk setting with like cool characters.
01:06:50
slimeballsteve
And like, it's, the show is everything I wanted where it's like you and your gang go through it. And then like that ends in like chapter one, but it's like your gang gets released.
01:06:57
choom
Yeah.
01:07:00
choom
Yeah, imagine if Capcom made this game and it was like Dragon's Dogma and you got to hang out with your friends all all the time in Night City.
01:07:06
slimeballsteve
That'd be kind of sick. That'd be super sick.
01:07:08
RFARTK JR
I'm gonna be honest, Steve, you play this game, you're gonna get mantis arms.
01:07:11
slimeballsteve
You think I'm a mantis arm guy?
01:07:13
RFARTK JR
Yeah, yeah.
01:07:14
choom
Oh yeah, yeah, all day.
01:07:15
RFARTK JR
One arm percent.
01:07:15
choom
you I mean, I did ah what i started I started with the with the projectile like the grenade launcher arms first.
01:07:17
RFARTK JR
One million percent.
01:07:22
RFARTK JR
Mm-hmm.
01:07:23
slimeballsteve
ah
01:07:24
choom
And then after watching edge runners, I was like, oh, I've got to use fucking monowire now because fucking Lucy shreds with the with monowire. And then I tried monowire in the game.
01:07:34
choom
I'm like, yeah, this doesn't feel as cool as as it looks at the head.
01:07:37
Devon Kopete
but
01:07:38
choom
of it I'm sticking with it just because it's like it's more net runny to use monowire than grenade arms. But Of course you.
01:07:46
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I'm looking I'm looking at all the arms gorilla arms on man Mantis blade, I think I
01:07:50
RFARTK JR
That's my pick.
01:07:53
choom
Could you would there be a world would there be a universe in the multiverse where you didn't pick gorilla arms, Chris?
01:07:58
RFARTK JR
Well, the cool, the cool thing I also added is you can like double jump and you can scale buildings.
01:08:03
choom
Yeah.
01:08:04
RFARTK JR
So I would just basically run around the city.
01:08:06
choom
You could you could scale buildings.
01:08:08
RFARTK JR
Yeah. but Well, cause the grill arms, you can, you can like climb up side.
01:08:10
choom
With this hand of a stand, oh, OK.
01:08:13
RFARTK JR
So you could just run across rooftops, basically.
01:08:15
choom
Wow, the game really is. dev You got it. You got to be fucking drooling right now because I didn't even know you can do that in the game like I'm literally walking around like a fucking Neanderthal just like like with Professor Xing my my my temples and just fucking you know what I do Chris when I'm walking around Night City and there's oncoming traffic I hack the car so they stop so I can walk because you know, you know how it feels getting hit by a car in that game and fucking sucks and it happens all the time and
01:08:45
RFARTK JR
Yes, yes Then again, I would just
01:08:47
choom
So now if I see a car coming, I fucking hack the car and I emergency break the car.
01:08:47
slimeballsteve
This feels
01:08:53
choom
Or if they
Cyberpunk Game Features
01:08:54
choom
if they hit me, then I hack it and and then you can hit a button to make them floor it and they floor it and and crash into another car or another building.
01:09:01
RFARTK JR
I do distinctly remember, I would just walk into traffic and get hit by cars and and just be like, bo just get up and be like, all right, let's keep going.
01:09:05
choom
Yeah, that's what makes me mad. So now I make.
01:09:10
choom
Yeah, it feels bad because yeah, it's also because like ah obviously it's a first person game But like it's not like you can easily like look left and look before and it's a game too You're not really trying to I'm really trying to look left and right before you cross the street Yeah, the motorcycles are yeah because you get you can weave in and out of traffic and stuff like Yeah, I don't have any of that yeah, I don't have any of that stuff
01:09:11
RFARTK JR
yeah
01:09:18
RFARTK JR
No.
01:09:19
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:09:22
RFARTK JR
i I'm a big fan of the, I was a big fan of the motorcycles too.
01:09:26
slimeballsteve
Oh, the motorcycles were awesome.
01:09:26
RFARTK JR
That's like all I used, it's all I used. Yeah, and you can like just show up and start beating everybody up. like Drive right into the middle of everybody.
01:09:34
slimeballsteve
Dang. This would be so cool as like a co-op multiplayer where we all just have like different loadouts that like help each other.
01:09:41
choom
What be so cool? We could be we could be like the fucking hedge runners, dude.
01:09:45
slimeballsteve
Yeah, exactly. That would be neat.
01:09:46
choom
Oh. This would be a great game that was um I'm sure Devin.
01:09:50
slimeballsteve
Chris, get in there and start punching!
01:09:52
choom
I'm sure Devin feels like that, too, when he plays Witcher 3, that it could it could work really well as a multiplayer game, too.
01:09:53
RFARTK JR
there
01:09:57
choom
But sometimes.
01:09:58
Devon Kopete
A little, it's like i like V and Geralt are like so different, like it's so story based.
01:10:04
choom
Oh, Geralt's not ah an Italian mob slob. He doesn't talk like he's from fucking Atlantic City.
01:10:07
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:10:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah, exactly.
01:10:11
choom
i's made ve
01:10:11
Devon Kopete
Geralt sounds cool as fuck, dude. um My name is Geralt. That's what he says.
01:10:15
RFARTK JR
Johnny need my new implants.
01:10:17
slimeballsteve
I-I-I'm Johnny Silverhand.
01:10:18
choom
Yeah, yeah you got any good I'm looking for some new chrome you got any new chrome for me, too ah Yeah, it's really they really miss Yeah, so maybe
01:10:19
slimeballsteve
Do you want to hear my sad story?
01:10:23
RFARTK JR
John, how much chrome do you got?
01:10:26
slimeballsteve
I'm tweaking. I used to be an asshole, but now I'm an asshole.
01:10:32
RFARTK JR
You're telling me I'm gonna die? ah
01:10:37
choom
Maybe the next time CD Projekt Red makes a new IP, they'll let an anime come out for it first and then and then they'll just piggyback off of it.
01:10:46
Devon Kopete
Dude, the Wixher anime is going to be insane.
01:10:49
choom
Wait, so, Devin, when you start up again, are you just going to go right into the DLC or are you going to go in fresh?
01:10:53
Devon Kopete
No, no, I'm going to because I haven't played more than like five hours of that game, I don't think so.
01:10:58
choom
Oh, so you're you're you're you're in me and Steve's boat, too, then you're like.
01:11:00
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah. Like when I first started, I played.
01:11:03
choom
It's going to be a brand new game.
01:11:04
slimeballsteve
It's gonna be brand new here.
01:11:04
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I got to the point where literally like I got the Johnny chip and then he's like, go outside and meet somebody.
01:11:05
choom
It's going to feel like a brand new game.
01:11:11
Devon Kopete
And I just turned it off and I never turned it back on.
01:11:13
choom
Oh yeah, that's Takamura. He's telling you to meet Takamura.
01:11:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah, i so I didn't even meet that guy. I didn't even meet that fucker.
01:11:18
choom
Well, no, no, well, that dude, Devin, what I did this entire week was stuff up until I have to meet that guy.
01:11:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:11:26
choom
Like he told me to meet that guy and then I just went around and just started doing gigs.
01:11:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah, exactly. like I haven't done anything remotely cool yet.
01:11:32
choom
And I'm having, yeah, I'm having a ball. I didn't know you could fucking climb buildings like that's crazy. That's news to me that you can fucking scale buildings. That's crazy.
01:11:41
slimeballsteve
Did you do that on your first playthrough or your second, Chris?
01:11:46
Devon Kopete
Scale ceilings, ceilings.
01:11:47
choom
He's paying, he's paying.
01:11:48
slimeballsteve
Oh, he's peeing, he's peeing, he's peeing. Well, you know what? We're gonna say he didn't do either and he's peeing now.
01:11:55
slimeballsteve
That's exciting. It's always exciting to, I mean, I guess that's kind of what they did with Witcher, but a little more extended where it's like, at first it kind of came out to like rough stuff, but then they kind of fixed it and it became like the most beloved.
01:12:04
choom
I wish I. I wish I wasn't addicted to fucking being a computer hacker in this game because like I'm looking at screenshots now and people are like, dude, you could just climb every skyscraper you want with disability.
01:12:19
choom
Like, this is crazy.
01:12:19
slimeballsteve
Well, dude, multiple playthroughs now, so...
01:12:21
choom
Not gonna lie, I thought I thought Chris was capping, but he what you all he was not capping at all.
01:12:24
RFARTK JR
I'm not kidding, man. It's a lot of fun.
01:12:26
choom
Like, this is crazy. is This is insane. This is like blowing my mind because a literally just walking around in the fucking streets like a fucking ant, like a
01:12:30
RFARTK JR
What I would do.
01:12:34
RFARTK JR
I would, I would, I would kind of play it like Spider-Man, where I would kind of like run across the buildings and then jump in the middle.
01:12:40
choom
Yeah, because you have like you probably up to your fucking reflexes and your um and your like to make you run fast. You can run fast and jump by and stuff.
01:12:47
RFARTK JR
Yeah. So I was, I was faster could jump higher and I had the subdermal ballistic thing. So I had like armor and I would just jump in the middle of shit and just start punching.
01:12:58
choom
That's wild, dude. Yeah, I'm looking at these screenshots, people like climbing the building. It's actually like, yeah. It's actually, they really kind of did a good job.
01:13:09
choom
Again, I'm not really an open world game like aficionado. I don't really know. but I didn't know how Red Dead did it or anything. you know i didn't play i mean Maybe I'll play Red Dead next.
01:13:18
RFARTK JR
Well,
01:13:19
choom
but like
01:13:21
RFARTK JR
I liked, I liked melee more than shooting guns. Cause I remember, I never really tried to.
01:13:26
choom
The gunplay, yeah, the gunplay is not great in the game.
01:13:28
RFARTK JR
It's not great.
01:13:30
choom
But again, like that's like a kind of like a drawback you kind of have to like accept with a game as as large as this one.
01:13:37
RFARTK JR
guess.
01:13:38
choom
like I was OK with like the gunplay not having in like the juice that like Destiny has, because they're not really a shooting.
01:13:38
RFARTK JR
yeah
01:13:46
choom
But again, it was just straight up bad in the original release.
01:13:49
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:13:49
RFARTK JR
It was, it was awful.
01:13:49
choom
like Like now, it's like, I mean, I don't even know. Did they have smart weapons back then?
01:13:53
RFARTK JR
i'll tell you what I'll tell you what it felt like. It felt like first person, it felt like first person grandpa thought, oh, five shooting guns.
01:13:56
Devon Kopete
I think so.
01:14:00
choom
OK, yeah, that makes that makes sense. Yeah.
01:14:02
RFARTK JR
It was like awkward and kind of janky.
01:14:06
choom
Well, that's why I really like using smart weapons because I don't really have to aim.
01:14:07
RFARTK JR
All right, smart shotgun man. i like I cleared the game with that thing.
01:14:13
choom
Yeah.
01:14:14
RFARTK JR
It's a good so broken. Yeah, it was fun, but the loop kind of bored me a bit after a while and then the gameplay, the story was like odd.
01:14:26
choom
Yeah, the the changes that I like, you might you might You might know how this feels, Chris, because you since you played it a couple of times, but now they changed it. So every Ripper doc in Night City, you can get any any.
01:14:42
choom
You can get any cyber like all the cyberware is available at every Ripper doc now, like you don't have to go to.
01:14:44
RFARTK JR
Oh. Oh yeah, I used to go to that one guy in like that.
01:14:48
choom
Yeah.
01:14:50
RFARTK JR
There was like a Plaza. That was like a big, it's like a big.
01:14:52
choom
Yeah, like you have to go to you have to go to specific Ripper docs to get specific items before and they change that so you don't have to.
01:14:53
RFARTK JR
and you call father
01:14:59
choom
Now you can get any of them at any one like which is Yeah, so that's like that's a quality of life change.
01:15:00
slimeballsteve
Mmm Oh, that's good ah So you can like have like items look like different things but
01:15:04
choom
I think and then there's fucking transmog now, dude Yeah No, and it's so and it's so easy No, cuz it's so easy and like now they give you like eight outfits for your transmog So you just pick the outfit that you want to wear?
01:15:09
RFARTK JR
What's that?
01:15:11
Devon Kopete
Dude, I'll be honest, that was a big one for me because I hated how stupid I fucking looked.
01:15:17
RFARTK JR
yeah
01:15:18
Devon Kopete
Because you had to wear like a dumb hat to like get a little bit more armor and I was like, this sucks.
01:15:20
RFARTK JR
you
01:15:29
choom
And then that's your outfit that you're wearing. But then when you're going around the city and you pick up stuff that like might have armor or might have some stats, because not every piece of clothing has stats now, you just put it on.
01:15:40
choom
But you're just wearing the outfit that you chose to wear.
01:15:43
RFARTK JR
There was a there's
01:15:43
choom
But you're so it's like it's like super easy.
01:15:44
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:15:45
choom
You don't have to like it's not like Diablo transmog.
01:15:46
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:15:48
choom
We have to spend money.
01:15:48
RFARTK JR
there was a, uh, like a Geordi LaForge visor that I used to wear and I refused to take it off. Cause it's how I look in this game.
01:15:58
choom
ah They didn't they probably didnt have transmog then so it so you were at a disadvantage doing that Oh
01:16:00
RFARTK JR
Nope.
01:16:04
RFARTK JR
I don't care. I still see, like there was a point where I leveled up so much too, or it was just like, it didn't matter.
01:16:09
choom
that it didn't matter, right? Yeah, yeah Yeah, man, I can't wait can't wait for Devin and Steve you to get in on it so I could talk to them about Their whatever weird stuff they're doing that I didn't know even exists in the game like climbing like climbing buildings that's pretty
01:16:12
RFARTK JR
It didn't matter at all. Well, that's everything.
01:16:19
Devon Kopete
I will.
01:16:24
RFARTK JR
Hey, if if my if I can somehow fix my PS5, I think I might try again.
01:16:24
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:16:28
choom
Still can't get over it. Yeah, is it still busted?
01:16:34
RFARTK JR
I haven't checked in a while. I'm just kind of disheartening.
01:16:38
Devon Kopete
You just you don't want to know.
01:16:41
RFARTK JR
I kind of don't because I'm like, yeah, I'm going to try it on. I got one other option. Try it on one other TV if it doesn't work.
01:16:49
choom
Are you youre trying trying different HDMI cables too?
01:16:52
RFARTK JR
Different HDMI cables, different ports on the TV.
01:16:56
choom
So I'll tell you this, if it's just the HDMI, then I think that can be fixed.
01:16:57
RFARTK JR
I don't know.
01:17:01
choom
like You could just take it take it somewhere and somebody can fix that.
01:17:04
RFARTK JR
It's a pretty easy replacement. I mean, as far as, I don't think I could do it, but they say it's pretty cheap to get it replaced.
01:17:11
choom
Yeah. So ah my question to you is, like when you plug it in, do you do you even hear sound? like does it even Or is it is it blank, or do you not hear sound and have no video, and have no video too?
01:17:21
RFARTK JR
This is what happens. This is a stranger shit. So I'll turn it on. The light, the light will go on. It'll go white. So I know it's at the home screen. Nothing on my television screen. It's not picking up the signal.
01:17:33
RFARTK JR
It says no signal. So no audio, no video. Then I'll like unplug it to like, that's the only way I can turn it off. Plug it back in and I turn it back on.
01:17:44
RFARTK JR
And for some fucking reason, the boot menu comes up.
01:17:49
choom
of the PS5.
01:17:49
RFARTK JR
Of the PS5. but then it it goes back to no signal.
01:17:57
choom
interesting So you do have ah a boot you have a boot menu.
01:17:58
RFARTK JR
That's really weird.
01:17:58
slimeballsteve
That's weird.
01:17:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, I don't know.
01:18:04
RFARTK JR
Yeah, like it goes into like safe mode where it's like, ah we have to reload to make sure you didn't lose any of your saves or anything on your hard drive. And there's like a progress bar that fills up and then nothing. It's weird.
01:18:20
choom
interesting
01:18:22
RFARTK JR
It's really weird.
01:18:23
Devon Kopete
No, Chris, just hold off. Apparently the PS5 pros coming.
01:18:26
choom
Interesting.
01:18:28
Devon Kopete
Strap another six hundred dollars.
01:18:29
RFARTK JR
Oh yeah, just throw some good money after bad. Is that what you're saying?
01:18:32
Devon Kopete
yeah Yeah, you'll be able to play the the premium version.
01:18:34
RFARTK JR
Yeah, I'll just do that.
01:18:36
choom
better No, it's time to get ah to to get it to just get a gaming rig, because Civ VII is coming out.
01:18:41
RFARTK JR
I think you're right, man. Yeah, I know. I saw that.
01:18:44
slimeballsteve
Oh, and don't forget, uh, Peter Mullenew is back in action with his new game, Masters of Albion.
01:18:45
choom
Chris.
01:18:48
choom
yeah
01:18:51
RFARTK JR
Steve, I thought you scared me.
PS5 Pro Speculations and Game Releases
01:18:53
RFARTK JR
I thought you had something to do with Civ 7.
01:18:55
slimeballsteve
No. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're safe. You're safe.
01:18:58
RFARTK JR
Ah, it's still Sid Meier. Okay, we're good. We're good.
01:19:03
slimeballsteve
But we saw a ghost this week.
01:19:05
RFARTK JR
Ghost.
01:19:06
slimeballsteve
There was a ghost. The ghost of Peter Molyneux showed up.
01:19:08
Devon Kopete
Ghost oh They they did not they also Tokyo game show we got one more One more that's the one Sony's at
01:19:11
slimeballsteve
Gamescom was this week. They announced a bunch of new games. And I haven't seen this man's face.
01:19:16
RFARTK JR
They let...
01:19:18
choom
They did not announce it did not announce blood-borne remastered though or blood points
01:19:24
slimeballsteve
No, no.
01:19:26
RFARTK JR
Womp womp.
01:19:30
RFARTK JR
Got one more.
01:19:31
slimeballsteve
You got one more chance.
01:19:32
choom
And that's the one, no, no. And that's the one that, yeah, they're going. and And it's like the first time they're ever, they're actually going to a thing.
01:19:37
RFARTK JR
Okay.
01:19:38
choom
So people are like, a go ah yeah i'm um um um I just coughed because I gave me heartburn or give me acid reflux.
01:19:39
Devon Kopete
Dude, wait, hold on. So they announced they say Bloodborne remaster coming exclusive to the PS5 Pro.
01:19:47
slimeballsteve
Wow, you can't even play it on PS5. That would be so dirty, dude.
01:19:50
Devon Kopete
What are you doing, John?
01:19:50
slimeballsteve
That'd be so dirty.
01:19:54
RFARTK JR
Hahaha
01:19:55
choom
Just hearing that.
01:19:57
Devon Kopete
It's locked in, lock it in, dude.
01:19:59
choom
So now. Not only will the vanilla ps5 just be like the exclusive for that system or just come out for ps4 But now we have exclusives for the new one.
01:20:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah, just garbage.
01:20:09
Devon Kopete
Well, okay. How about it's coming out, but like it really sings on the PS five pro Actually, what do we all this?
01:20:10
choom
We're gonna we're gonna pull a Nintendo No, my no here my whole thing My whole thing with bloodborne is I would play it in its original settings
01:20:15
slimeballsteve
Pro.
01:20:18
slimeballsteve
disk version, you have to get the disk version too.
01:20:20
Devon Kopete
Actually, no, I mean honestly if they if they ever announce it, it will be a fucking PC
01:20:31
choom
But if it's like if they just up the frame rate from 30 frames per second to even 40 frames per second, it would be playable and I would play it again. So I'm OK with that. If it just it just looks better on the pro, I'd be OK with that.
01:20:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:20:42
slimeballsteve
he just needs He just needs a few more, he just needs a few more frames.
01:20:44
Devon Kopete
Just needs a few more frames, baby.
01:20:46
slimeballsteve
Just give the man 10 more frames.
01:20:48
choom
i My hope is that it just comes out for Steam, too.
01:20:48
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:20:51
choom
I hope they just do that.
01:20:52
slimeballsteve
that would be That would be the best thing. A Bloodborne remake, remaster, Steam.
01:20:54
choom
that would be that them making the That's if they want to make the most money. Sony doesn't like making money, apparently.
01:21:01
slimeballsteve
Yeah, but they'll they'll get a little cheeky like they did with Helldivers. We'll they'll be like, oh, you have to sign up for a PlayStation Pro to play this on your Steam account and be like, wait, what?
01:21:10
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:21:11
choom
Oh, God, yeah.
01:21:11
Devon Kopete
I mean, apparently it was it was like an open secret at Gamescom.
01:21:12
choom
Well, at least I have one.
01:21:16
Devon Kopete
The PS5 Pro were like. It's for sure going to be a thing, and I think that is why they're going to Tokyo Game Show.
01:21:22
choom
Well, maybe the maybe that's.
01:21:24
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:21:25
choom
Well, maybe the man I was going to say, maybe Bloodborne. two is going to be the big title for the PS5 Pro. Like, that would be cool. That it exists.
01:21:35
slimeballsteve
Did the PS4 Pro have a title like that was like ah you have to like probably not know they were just knocking another.
01:21:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:21:39
Devon Kopete
No, no, no, no, no. That'd be very stupid if they did that.
01:21:43
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:21:43
RFARTK JR
Man, I remember when I bought my PS4, I think i ah the reason I bought it was because it was came packaged with Last of Us, if I remember correctly.
01:21:53
Devon Kopete
I think I remember that.
01:21:53
choom
ah Last of us. Oh, yeah. Last of us.
01:21:55
slimeballsteve
ah rema The remaster?
01:21:55
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:21:55
choom
Last of us remastered. Yeah.
01:21:57
RFARTK JR
Remaster, yeah.
01:21:58
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:21:58
RFARTK JR
And that was what, I was like, oh, perfect. Like I'm definitely getting that.
01:22:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:22:02
RFARTK JR
That's what, it didn't sell me on, I wasn't gonna buy it anyway, but it was a good package.
01:22:04
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:22:07
slimeballsteve
That's a really good package.
01:22:09
RFARTK JR
It was worth every dollar, because I played that again,
01:22:12
choom
We had to have the photo mode and everything like that was like.
01:22:13
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:22:14
RFARTK JR
Yep.
01:22:16
Devon Kopete
Dude, I love that photo mode.
01:22:17
RFARTK JR
I think I honestly think, cause last was part two was coming out, right? It was announced. I think that's why I picked up my PS4. I think so that might've been it for me, but that was way into its life cycle, you know?
01:22:27
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:22:33
Devon Kopete
You were able to get it a like a normal price.
01:22:36
choom
And then they killed Joel and you were like, this is not worth it.
01:22:37
RFARTK JR
No, no, I i bought my ps4 in anticipation of last was part two coming out because they announced it.
01:22:40
choom
um
01:22:44
Devon Kopete
Oh, OK, OK, yeah, yeah.
01:22:44
slimeballsteve
because they had announced a few, yeah.
01:22:46
choom
Yeah, kind of like how we all bought the ps5 in anticipation for god war 2 coming out And it didn't come out for a while and they said oh, it's also coming up for ps4 So it didn't even fucking doesn't even fucking matter that you are alive in this world right now.
01:22:46
RFARTK JR
I was like, Oh, I got to play that.
01:22:54
RFARTK JR
Basically.
01:23:02
slimeballsteve
That was probably like the saddest thing where it's like,
01:23:03
choom
So tell yourself I mean that's
01:23:05
Devon Kopete
But John, could you imagine, though, if like ah we had PSFIs and you stayed on your PS4, you wouldn't be able to play it. Even though you could play it.
01:23:14
choom
It's the word no like that that's the worst part like that's why I hated when Nintendo did it too because like Because it just made makes you feel bad For getting a new system for the game But it also makes you feel bad for staying on the old system to play the new game to like it's a it's a double it's a double feel bad scenario, you know, I Get to lose.
01:23:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:23:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I see. I get that.
01:23:33
RFARTK JR
yeah
01:23:35
slimeballsteve
buts But it's a reverse feel bad.
01:23:37
choom
It's a lose-lose situation
01:23:38
RFARTK JR
tough things
01:23:39
slimeballsteve
Because with Nintendo, it was like, this is coming out for the Wii U. And our new system for for the God of War II, it was like, God of War II for the PlayStation 5.
01:23:45
choom
Yeah, and it's like really.
01:23:49
slimeballsteve
You could also play it on your old shit too.
01:23:51
RFARTK JR
yeah Hey, did you guys get that PlayStation 5?
01:23:51
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:23:53
choom
Yeah, because breath Breath of the Wild did come out for Wii U, right?
01:23:56
slimeballsteve
ah
01:23:56
Devon Kopete
Mm hmm.
01:23:59
choom
But that that wasn't the first the first time they did it was with Twilight Princess, I think.
01:24:01
slimeballsteve
Twilight, yeah.
01:24:04
choom
Yeah, and they were like, oh, you can fucking swing your Wii remote to hit to attack with Link and it's like, oh, my God.
01:24:10
slimeballsteve
And we all went, we knew that! Like idiots, like little sheep. Chris, what were you saying? I'm sorry.
01:24:15
RFARTK JR
I wasn't saying anything of value whatsoever.
01:24:18
slimeballsteve
Mm, might've been good though.
01:24:20
RFARTK JR
I had nothing. I have something I do want to talk about, but it's, it's a non sequitur. I'm going to be breaking the flow here a little bit.
01:24:28
slimeballsteve
That's fair, that's fair.
01:24:28
RFARTK JR
You don't mind.
01:24:29
slimeballsteve
Yeah, break some flow up.
01:24:30
RFARTK JR
Well, I have this picture here I posted in, uh, in our, our discord chat for the podcast. And there's the, this grouping of films you see here, he's 16 moves and a picture of Christopher Nolan and a picture of Jesus.
01:24:41
Devon Kopete
Mm-hmm Yeah, I'm curious
01:24:45
slimeballsteve
Oh, which one's which?
01:24:49
RFARTK JR
let's Let's explain. So these films, these 12 movies, are all planned to come out in 2026. And let me tell you exactly.
01:24:57
choom
What are the movies go down the list go down the list
01:24:59
RFARTK JR
Here's the list. So on the top left of this photo, we have Marty Supreme.
Film and Series Previews
01:25:04
RFARTK JR
We'll be directed by Joss Safdie and we'll star Timothy Chalamet. It is a bio...
01:25:09
choom
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:25:14
RFARTK JR
I know, right?
01:25:18
RFARTK JR
It's a biopic about the ping-pong player, Marty Reisman.
01:25:23
RFARTK JR
All right, so to the right of that is a guy called Chris Renola.
01:25:26
choom
whoa
01:25:29
RFARTK JR
I don't know if you guys know that, but his 13th film is rumored to come out in the summer of 2026.
01:25:32
choom
saved cinema
01:25:37
RFARTK JR
And it's rumored to be based on the old TV show called The Prisoner.
01:25:41
slimeballsteve
Oh, dude, that's wild.
01:25:41
RFARTK JR
Holy shit. Holy shit, man.
01:25:44
Devon Kopete
Whoa! Wait, Lee, I am not a number.
01:25:45
RFARTK JR
um mean
01:25:46
slimeballsteve
Damn.
01:25:46
Devon Kopete
I am a man.
01:25:47
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I am a free man.
01:25:47
RFARTK JR
I am not a free man. Yes, that.
01:25:50
slimeballsteve
You are number two.
01:25:52
Devon Kopete
That fucking rules.
01:25:53
RFARTK JR
Hell, yes, hell yes.
01:25:53
Devon Kopete
Hell yeah.
01:25:55
RFARTK JR
Second, I know this is out of order, but this is how it's written. ah Project Hail Mary, which is down from Christopher Nolan, is a book that was written by the guy who wrote The Martian.
01:26:06
choom
Oh yeah, I heard about this.
01:26:06
RFARTK JR
ah This is a movie that will be directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, Lord Miller. It stars Ryan, Ryan, Ron.
01:26:12
choom
Interesting, not Ron Howard. Didn't Ron Howard do the Martian? Who did the Martian?
01:26:16
RFARTK JR
i No, really, Scott, really Scott.
01:26:19
choom
Not really Scott, he's not doing it.
01:26:21
RFARTK JR
He's he's an angry old man, though.
01:26:22
slimeballsteve
Didn't Lord Miller get bumped from their Sony contract?
01:26:24
choom
I read the description for this book and the concept is really interesting for this story.
01:26:28
RFARTK JR
Isn't it great?
01:26:29
choom
Yeah, it lit.
01:26:29
RFARTK JR
I love this book. I loved it.
01:26:31
choom
I really you read the book is it's good.
01:26:32
RFARTK JR
Yes. I love I read them.
01:26:33
choom
Yeah, the concept of the
01:26:36
RFARTK JR
I read The Martian in this. It's that they're both great, really good books. um This is just like a man meeting an alien for the first time.
01:26:43
slimeballsteve
Ooh.
01:26:45
RFARTK JR
It's cool. It's really neat. Lord Miller directing it with Ryan Gosselin. Okay.
01:26:51
slimeballsteve
o
01:26:52
RFARTK JR
Bottom left is Jordan Peele's fourth film. And this has been confirmed to be released in October, 2026.
01:26:59
choom
that's That's it. I'm not going to lie. That's a creepy like creepy image.
01:27:02
slimeballsteve
That's creepy.
01:27:03
RFARTK JR
It's a Daniel Kaluuya.
01:27:06
choom
Kalia.
01:27:07
RFARTK JR
<unk> yeah and Stephen Newton will star ah Taylor Russell has been rumored as well. ah Right next to that we got a picture of Jesus Christ and that is The Life of Jesus Christ directed by Martin Scorsese will star Miles Teller and Andrew Garfield and is based on the same author's book as The Silence.
01:27:28
RFARTK JR
ah Separate Rooms is also on that list that is the new
01:27:31
choom
Wait, is that is this real talk or real quick? Is that a prequel to last temptation of Christ?
01:27:38
RFARTK JR
I think so.
01:27:39
slimeballsteve
Dude, he's going back to it. He's going back to the well.
01:27:42
RFARTK JR
I think so.
01:27:44
choom
OK.
01:27:44
RFARTK JR
And then to to to round it off, we have Separate Rooms, which is a film by Maboa Luca Guadagnino.
01:27:51
choom
Luca Glanda Nino.
01:27:54
RFARTK JR
It stars Josh O'Connor and Layte.
01:27:55
choom
Oh, what are you doing that? What are you doing that Galani and Joe?
01:27:58
RFARTK JR
That's a good one. I think I will.
01:27:59
choom
I want I want I want that one.
01:28:00
RFARTK JR
I'm going to do that. That's my next Goliath show.
01:28:04
choom
Because that's a this dude.
01:28:04
RFARTK JR
Thank you, John.
01:28:06
choom
Yeah, this dude is a I should be pretty easy one, too, because they're all like classic movies when they came out like all the ones that he did. And there's only like what?
01:28:15
RFARTK JR
I can't wait.
01:28:16
choom
There's only like a a handful and there's only like four or five movies, right?
01:28:18
RFARTK JR
I'll burn right through him and I i will enjoy everyone.
01:28:22
choom
Yeah, they're all going to be good.
01:28:23
RFARTK JR
Josh O'Connor and Lea Sudow star. It is about a man immigrating to the UK after his boyfriend committed suicide.
01:28:27
choom
Hmm.
01:28:31
RFARTK JR
So a nice chipper film there. Bottom right is The Dish. And it is a Steven Spielberg UFO event film.
01:28:41
choom
Interesting.
01:28:42
RFARTK JR
and We'll start Emily Blunt, Josh O'Connor, and Colin Firth, and of the rest are self-explanatory. The rest are being Dune Messiah, Heat 2, Batman Part 2, Top Gun 3, Avengers Doomsday, to round it off.
01:28:56
choom
Wait Avengers, do you think comes out next year?
01:28:59
RFARTK JR
2026.
01:28:59
slimeballsteve
The sixth. Twenty-six.
01:29:01
choom
Oh, this is this is 2026 movies.
01:29:03
RFARTK JR
This is all 2026.
01:29:08
RFARTK JR
I'm excited.
01:29:09
slimeballsteve
You got John all excited. He's like, dude, we're getting good next year.
01:29:12
RFARTK JR
Hehehehe.
01:29:13
choom
yeah No, actually my I grunted I just grunt every time I see Avengers doomsday I cringe because I Think it's fucking off.
01:29:13
slimeballsteve
Shit. Fuck.
01:29:21
choom
I think the whole concept of what they're doing is is really bad and I think that the fact that Robert down the fact that it's not he's not just multiverse Tony Stark as Victor Von Doom or whatever whatever they were gonna spin it and he's actually just Like Victor Von Doom is like it's so dumb.
01:29:38
choom
I hate it
01:29:39
RFARTK JR
I don't know what they're going to do with that. I, I just, I look at a lot of other good, great movies here though. Like really movies I'm excited for.
01:29:47
choom
Like Batman. Oh, the Batman Batman got delayed.
01:29:49
RFARTK JR
right I believe so. I believe so.
01:29:53
choom
Because that was supposed to come out next year, but we're we're still getting Superman next year, right?
01:29:56
RFARTK JR
That's 2025. So that's the next year.
01:29:58
choom
OK.
01:29:58
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:29:59
RFARTK JR
So that's good. We'll have that to keep us held over until this fucking shit hits. And you know, things could change of course, but.
01:30:06
choom
All right, what's number one anticipate on this on this list for you, Chris interested?
01:30:11
RFARTK JR
I gotta admit, that prisoner movie sounds fucking rad as shit, dude.
01:30:14
choom
Really?
01:30:15
RFARTK JR
Yeah, I really, I love the prisoner, so goddamn much. I really do.
01:30:18
choom
Not Project Hail Mary?
01:30:20
RFARTK JR
That's...
01:30:22
choom
I mean, I think the fact that it's Lord and Miller doing it is kind of... I don't want to beat sound like a fuck it's not, but it might drag it down a little bit for me. Like that...
01:30:30
RFARTK JR
I think that's my three, because I'm i'm gonna watch Dune.
01:30:31
choom
I don't know if those guys are...
01:30:34
RFARTK JR
I'm gonna go see Dune Messiah. Like, I'm really excited for that.
01:30:36
slimeballsteve
You're seeing Dune Messiah, Chris. You're not skipping that.
01:30:39
RFARTK JR
And then probably Jordan Peele. I love, I really like his movies. I'm going to go see that fourth horror movie. It's got a good cast already.
01:30:47
slimeballsteve
That image is so weird. It's weirdly haunting.
01:30:50
RFARTK JR
Well, I think to be honest, I don't know if that's going to have anything to do with the movie.
01:30:50
slimeballsteve
That's going to stick with me.
01:30:55
RFARTK JR
I think that's the monkey Paul symbol that first production company.
01:31:00
slimeballsteve
Oh, OK.
01:31:02
RFARTK JR
So I think it's just, you know, it's his fourth movie.
01:31:04
slimeballsteve
They're just like teasing it the fourth.
01:31:05
RFARTK JR
Yes.
01:31:06
slimeballsteve
But it's making me think about it now.
01:31:06
RFARTK JR
Yes.
01:31:06
choom
Dude, separate rooms might be mine.
01:31:10
RFARTK JR
That sounds good too.
01:31:11
choom
This dude does it. This dude doesn't miss, Chris.
01:31:14
RFARTK JR
I know, I know.
01:31:15
choom
This director does not miss, man.
01:31:17
RFARTK JR
I love all, I mean, I'm gonna see, I'm gonna see all of it.
01:31:21
choom
He's like, he's man.
01:31:24
RFARTK JR
Eddy Yost.
01:31:24
choom
He's like Ari, like Ari Aster. If he, if Ari Aster wasn't a fucking sicko, like, you know, like he's just nah, nah, he's washed.
01:31:30
RFARTK JR
Maybe we'll get a good Spielberg movie too, The Dish. No, he's washed, he's gonna be washed.
01:31:36
choom
Yeah. Actually, I haven't seen challengers yet, so I'll watch that when you do your golanian chill.
01:31:42
RFARTK JR
ah yeah's That's good, brilliant joke.
01:31:43
choom
Oh, and I haven't watched the bones in all either. I really wanted to watch.
01:31:45
RFARTK JR
Me either.
01:31:46
choom
I wanted to watch that. We should watch that together.
01:31:48
RFARTK JR
Mm, mm, mm. That's not a good plan.
01:31:50
choom
Because that, um. Just the other cannibals, Chris, that movie, and I know you love cannibals, Chris.
01:31:55
RFARTK JR
Conceptually, i I do.
01:32:00
RFARTK JR
I was actually talking about that recently, about how cannibals have been so prolific recently in media.
01:32:07
choom
yeah you're yeah you're a fan yeah so I got yeah I gotta watch boons and all and um challengers Yuka Guadagnino
01:32:11
RFARTK JR
Oh, that's cool. Way to go, Hollywood.
01:32:19
RFARTK JR
So help big hitters, but we got other stuff
Star Wars and Star Trek Fatigue
01:32:23
RFARTK JR
here. As far as news goes, we have Disney Plus is canceling the Acolyte after one season.
01:32:34
choom
not surprised not surprised
01:32:35
RFARTK JR
Are we really that surprised? Who watched this?
01:32:37
slimeballsteve
Not surprised. um No.
01:32:38
RFARTK JR
Nobody here watched. Devin, Devin, Devin.
01:32:40
choom
I watched a bunch of memes that were that came that were born from it, like on on the Internet.
01:32:47
RFARTK JR
I didn't even see those, man. That's how far removed I am from this.
01:32:49
choom
People were really people really were mad that I mean, there's. It's it sucks now, because now like people can't hate something just for being bad. Like now it's like, oh, it's woke and it's fucking, you know, like it's like, why can't why couldn't we just hate Assassin's Creed?
01:33:02
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:33:03
RFARTK JR
See, that's...
01:33:08
choom
for being just a bad game. You know, like why? Like now, like if you're if you think it's bad, if you think something like this is bad or you think the acolyte is bad, it's because you're anti woke and it's not that's not what it is.
01:33:20
RFARTK JR
I know. I feel the same way.
01:33:22
choom
Why can't it just be bad?
01:33:23
RFARTK JR
It's ruining the conversation about media, like the fact that everything has to be pro or anti-woke.
01:33:31
choom
Yeah.
01:33:31
RFARTK JR
Because there are some things that I guess would fall under the the label or umbrella of pro-woke that are awful, you know? It's just, they're not good.
01:33:39
choom
Yeah.
01:33:40
RFARTK JR
Like they're not well made things. And to criticize them, you know, it then becomes,
01:33:46
Devon Kopete
Yeah, and it's like are we forgetting that the acolyte was canceled cuz it was probably bad and nobody saw it No, no, I didn't watch a second of it I Couldn't even do that
01:33:47
RFARTK JR
this weird political thing, which it shouldn't be. It's, you're talking about the quality of a show.
01:33:51
Devon Kopete
yeah and it's like are we forgetting that the acolyte was canceled because it was probably bad and nobody saw it
01:33:57
RFARTK JR
Did you, I thought you watched it, man.
01:33:57
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:33:58
RFARTK JR
yeah You were the only one.
01:33:59
Devon Kopete
no no i didn't watch a second of it
01:34:00
slimeballsteve
Now you watched Andor.
01:34:02
RFARTK JR
Oh, that's what it was.
01:34:03
Devon Kopete
i couldn't even do that
01:34:03
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:34:05
RFARTK JR
Really?
01:34:06
Devon Kopete
And or is the one that everybody loves? And I watched like the first half because it's very clearly defined in like two bits. It's like what is the heist, the buildup to the heist, the heist. And then it's like what happens after. And then I just was so bored with it. And everybody's like, that's the best one. And so I feel like I'm crazy. I feel like I need to give it another shot, even though I'm like, I gave it like six hours and I just wasn't really feeling it.
01:34:34
slimeballsteve
If you're not feeling it, yeah, don't and waste your time.
01:34:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah, so I don't know.
01:34:36
RFARTK JR
Yeah, of course.
01:34:37
Devon Kopete
I haven't watched really ah any of this stuff and. It's like. I don't even know, because again, I haven't seen a second of this, but it's like.
01:34:48
Devon Kopete
People weren't happy, fans weren't happy, even like diehards were like, no, it's still not very good.
01:34:51
RFARTK JR
Yeah, definitely.
01:34:55
Devon Kopete
But I guess it's just like. It's like you need a tentpole movie to then get excited about the shows like I don't know, these shows aren't really getting me.
01:35:02
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:35:03
RFARTK JR
yeah yeah
01:35:05
slimeballsteve
It's hard to get excited for Star Wars like stuff.
01:35:06
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah, unless there's like a big Star Wars movie coming out and I'm not even saying that it has to be all connected, but it's just like I don't want to just watch Star Wars for Star Wars sake.
01:35:19
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:35:19
Devon Kopete
And if I am maybe on board with that, I need to hear that it's at least good. And I'm not even hearing that. So like, why would I watch this?
01:35:29
RFARTK JR
kind of the same feeling about Star Trek now.
01:35:32
Devon Kopete
Yeah, right.
01:35:32
RFARTK JR
It's a shame, you know, cause you're like, they're making these shows and they're all like just getting more and more diluted from what the original concept of that was supposed to be.
01:35:40
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:35:46
RFARTK JR
And it's hard to get excited for anything new that could come out with without like a movie or like a new crew, you know, like just something, different and you know they even tried that and that failed because it was terrible.
01:36:00
RFARTK JR
like it It's hard to even get excited about, like oh, this is the new crew of the enterprise. If I heard that, I'd be like, okay, I'll wait until I hear something good.
01:36:09
slimeballsteve
We've seen that like a dozen times and it just not land.
01:36:09
Devon Kopete
Hehehe.
01:36:13
slimeballsteve
It's it's hard because it's like in a time where it's like there's so much media to be vying for your attention. Like just putting Star Wars on the front of a like a title doesn't do anything for me.
01:36:26
slimeballsteve
Like ah you need to give me a reason to care for these characters in the acolyte.
01:36:26
RFARTK JR
Well, maybe they just need to die.
01:36:33
slimeballsteve
No, I mean, sometimes less is more like, you know, if it's like, I haven't had a good Star Wars in like a decade being like, Oh, they made another Star Wars, huh?
01:36:40
RFARTK JR
um You think so, man?
01:36:42
slimeballsteve
Okay.
01:36:44
RFARTK JR
I kind of i know.
01:36:44
slimeballsteve
Although that didn't work with Mad Max though.
01:36:47
RFARTK JR
like I'm in the boat where I'm like, I think I'm past the point of caring that this thing exists anymore.
01:36:53
slimeballsteve
I mean, Star Wars might've just like soiled its good name and it's just like living on in like Dave Filoni's like little like cartoons and Mandalorian stuff, but.
01:36:53
RFARTK JR
ah
01:37:02
RFARTK JR
I mean, how long's that gonna last? I mean, who, who, who's still watching? Like, i don't I don't know anybody who was talking about the acolyte. I don't even know anybody who was talking about Andor amongst my friends.
01:37:13
RFARTK JR
Like, ah it was just, the conversation is dead.
01:37:14
Devon Kopete
Yeah, no, it's like the internet. The internet was talking about the indoor.
01:37:17
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:37:18
RFARTK JR
Yes, exactly.
01:37:18
Devon Kopete
But all I was talking about was how I don't get it.
01:37:20
slimeballsteve
Like the water cooler conversations aren't there.
01:37:23
Devon Kopete
I'm like, i think i this I think this is bad. I don't know.
01:37:27
RFARTK JR
Well, oh well, let's move on. Let's kill this baby. Kill that. Kill that Star Wars. Kill it. but it Put a fork in it.
01:37:32
slimeballsteve
Whoa. I mean, that, that was a good segue.
01:37:33
choom
Yeah, yeah, ha ha to ha ha to on that on the Star Wars a Chris you would though a lot
01:37:34
slimeballsteve
Uh, let's kill this baby. He's talking about killing children. Crystal, Crystal Lake come into peacocks.
01:37:41
RFARTK JR
who Right.
01:37:42
slimeballsteve
Uh, they found a new show runner.
01:37:46
RFARTK JR
So this is the the series that explains the Hawk to a girl's rise.
01:37:46
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:37:50
RFARTK JR
Right.
01:37:50
slimeballsteve
Yeah, she rises out of the the lake, Camp Silver Lake. Or Crystal Lake, duh.
01:37:56
RFARTK JR
Definitely.
01:38:01
RFARTK JR
come on Jason's hot it's huge man good yeah definitely bottom there's no doubt you want once calls me mommy
01:38:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:38:04
slimeballsteve
Is he?
01:38:04
Devon Kopete
but
01:38:08
Devon Kopete
he Yeah, dude, that's a that's a double Hawk to a dude.
01:38:10
choom
He's home, he's home.
01:38:13
slimeballsteve
That's coming to Peacockas.
01:38:13
Devon Kopete
um
01:38:14
choom
jason Jason's also a bottom too, so.
01:38:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah, the.
01:38:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah, so I think the notable thing here is, um you know. We lost ah Brian Fuller, who was like a named producer, a showrunner, and now it's he's being replaced by this guy, Brad Caleb Kane.
01:38:40
Devon Kopete
He's a pretty sick name.
01:38:41
choom
Yeah, who is that?
01:38:41
Devon Kopete
I'm not going to lie, but um he's behind Black Sails
01:38:43
slimeballsteve
green cane.
01:38:48
RFARTK JR
Yikes.
01:38:49
Devon Kopete
Something called moon haven which I've never heard of ah warrior which people love and Tokyo vice which I also heard very good things about Warriors just like it was like this ah god i don't know It's just this karate movie it movie ah it's this karate show That like had been canceled like two or three times, but everybody's like no, this is really good You just need to like put it on something where people actually watch
01:38:57
choom
What was warrior about?
01:39:18
RFARTK JR
When you say people, I'm picturing guys wearing a tank top. It's real muscular. I was like, yo, let me watch my warrior.
01:39:24
Devon Kopete
So me, so me, you're talking about me guys.
01:39:24
RFARTK JR
What are you doing? yeah Yeah.
01:39:25
choom
Yeah, let's watch water you Warrior.
01:39:26
RFARTK JR
Oh, Bevin.
01:39:27
slimeballsteve
Mm. Devin.
01:39:28
choom
Warrior night tonight, can't hang out with, can't hang out, boys.
01:39:28
RFARTK JR
Tank top.
01:39:31
slimeballsteve
We got a warrior, guys.
01:39:31
choom
and Warrior night.
01:39:32
Devon Kopete
that's
01:39:33
RFARTK JR
I got to put my wife in in a bathroom and lock it while I watch warrior.
01:39:33
Devon Kopete
And it says, it says during the Tong Wars in the late 1800s on Sam, a martial arts product, you from China, immigrates to San Francisco and becomes a hatchet man for the post powerful tongue in Chinatown.
01:39:45
slimeballsteve
Are we talking about the warrior? I thought that was the MMA movie.
01:39:50
Devon Kopete
No, warrior. No, warrior is this show. I was just explaining.
01:39:53
slimeballsteve
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was the MMA movie.
01:39:55
RFARTK JR
There's a show and the movie, movie's called, movie's called Warrior 2, right? One word?
01:40:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
01:40:02
RFARTK JR
Okay.
01:40:02
Devon Kopete
mean Is this a fucking show called Warrior that I've heard many good things about?
01:40:06
slimeballsteve
Do you think you think ah Jason would be a good warrior?
01:40:07
RFARTK JR
Don't!
01:40:07
Devon Kopete
Don't try that like. Oh.
01:40:10
RFARTK JR
Jason's gonna be punching people.
01:40:10
slimeballsteve
Jason? Jason. Warheeds.
01:40:13
Devon Kopete
I don't think he he no point fighting competition, he's losing every fight.
01:40:17
slimeballsteve
Every fight...
01:40:18
RFARTK JR
You just keep walking toward them after they hit them.
01:40:18
Devon Kopete
Every five point fights. Yeah, he's not with it. Yeah, but like they can't he's not he's not going to hit first.
01:40:25
RFARTK JR
Listen, just if you lost the points, just no, don't go near him.
01:40:28
slimeballsteve
Wait, okay, hold on. Can we can we get point values ah if they were to and MMA? So like Darth Vader, we were Darth Vader do since we were talking about Star Wars.
01:40:39
RFARTK JR
Can you use the force?
01:40:41
slimeballsteve
No, just like ground game and stuff.
01:40:43
RFARTK JR
Just bunch of people on the face.
01:40:45
Devon Kopete
Just ground game.
01:40:47
slimeballsteve
He just has a strong ground game.
01:40:47
RFARTK JR
I'd have so much more, I'd have so much more respect.
01:40:49
Devon Kopete
You know, I was talking about karate fighting by the way, which is a karate point fighting. That's what that is.
01:40:54
RFARTK JR
Oh.
01:40:55
slimeballsteve
Man, I'm thinking about warrior, man. I'm thinking about the Daniel Day Lewis's warrior.
01:40:57
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Think about Tom Hardy. He's not even that move.
01:41:00
slimeballsteve
That's a tough one.
01:41:01
Devon Kopete
Jesus. but
01:41:03
RFARTK JR
To circle back, I think the show really doesn't have much going for it. I think the only thing it really did have going for it was a very problematic producer that probably got fired for the right reasons.
01:41:13
Devon Kopete
ah
01:41:16
RFARTK JR
And yeah, like I like him quite a bit and I think he makes great
01:41:19
Devon Kopete
He kept sending nude Instagram photos of him in just superhero suits or as dressed up as Jason. He said, use this for your.
01:41:26
RFARTK JR
That's awesome.
01:41:27
Devon Kopete
Yeah, inspiration.
01:41:28
RFARTK JR
I should have been in his resume for the job.
01:41:32
RFARTK JR
i Yeah, like it's hard to get excited for somebody I've never watched any shows of. And ah yeah, I don't know. I'm just not um doing it for me.
01:41:45
Devon Kopete
Now, this is just really just nothing is who they got to replace. I am officially on just like, I'll wait till I see a trailer for this.
01:41:52
RFARTK JR
yeah
01:41:56
RFARTK JR
Turd Raider.
01:41:56
Devon Kopete
All right, well, we got a yeah Tomb Raider, Legend of Lara Croft, a new Netflix anime.
New Anime Announcements
01:42:03
Devon Kopete
I'll be honest, I want.
01:42:03
choom
Is it a Japanese studio?
01:42:05
RFARTK JR
It looks like Castlevania.
01:42:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:42:06
choom
No, it's a.
01:42:07
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, it's like. Definitely that's the influence.
01:42:10
choom
But Castlevania is not that's not a Japanese animation, I don't think so.
01:42:12
RFARTK JR
Oh, that isn't.
01:42:14
slimeballsteve
I don't think so.
01:42:17
choom
I think a bunch of a lot, a lot people made Castlevania.
01:42:17
slimeballsteve
But, you know.
01:42:19
Devon Kopete
No.
01:42:20
slimeballsteve
This looks cool.
01:42:20
RFARTK JR
I think yeah it looks pretty neat.
01:42:20
Devon Kopete
ah um This this looks OK. It doesn't look as cool as the Terminator anime.
01:42:25
RFARTK JR
Yeah, dude, I'm excited for that.
01:42:26
Devon Kopete
um
01:42:27
RFARTK JR
Which drops Thursday?
01:42:29
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that's this week.
01:42:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:42:30
choom
Oh, there you go, there's my filler. Before Arcane, I'll watch Terminator.
01:42:32
Devon Kopete
Mm hmm. So remember when I said that like an hour ago? Nobody heard me.
01:42:37
choom
and then i'll And then I'll just listen to the the song again from Cyberpunk and get sad.
01:42:38
RFARTK JR
You did?
01:42:39
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's the first thing I fucking suggest.
01:42:40
RFARTK JR
Jesus.
01:42:42
RFARTK JR
Evan, you gotta be more relevant, all right?
01:42:43
Devon Kopete
Oh. How is an anime coming out Thursday?
01:42:48
RFARTK JR
yeah
01:42:48
Devon Kopete
Not relevant. You monsters. Um, we kind of talked about this, uh, the Megalopolis trailer. Um, the initial one, I don't know.
01:42:57
slimeballsteve
Is this the one with all the fake ones?
01:42:59
Devon Kopete
Is this, yeah, this one might not exist anymore.
01:43:01
slimeballsteve
Oh yeah, the video is now private. This this must have been the one that had all the fake trailer quotes.
01:43:03
RFARTK JR
yeah
01:43:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that was, that is fucking not to sound like Gen Z, but that's cringe as shit, dude.
01:43:06
RFARTK JR
You saved it.
01:43:12
RFARTK JR
I don't know, man.
01:43:12
Devon Kopete
I was like, this is embarrassing.
01:43:14
slimeballsteve
Dude.
01:43:14
RFARTK JR
I'm not, I'm not, it's not stopped me from seeing this.
01:43:17
slimeballsteve
Dude, did you see the Chris Galani quote that was in there?
01:43:20
RFARTK JR
Yeah, did you see my quote?
01:43:20
Devon Kopete
Oh, so good I shit my pants.
01:43:24
slimeballsteve
No, they were there were negative quotes.
01:43:24
RFARTK JR
Bet it? Yeah.
01:43:26
Devon Kopete
Oh, so bad I shit my pants.
01:43:28
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:43:29
RFARTK JR
I have my dick in a popcorn bucket for this.
01:43:29
Devon Kopete
Either way, Chris is shooting his pants.
01:43:35
slimeballsteve
Can't wait to fuck Adam Driver's mouth.
01:43:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:43:37
RFARTK JR
ah
01:43:39
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's i like that took it all out of me.
01:43:42
RFARTK JR
I'm in, man. Sign me up.
01:43:45
Devon Kopete
I was kind of interested in it. And now I'm just like, no, even if it is good, I'd be like, no, this movie fucking stinks.
01:43:52
RFARTK JR
oh how that That's terrible to say. You gotta to at least watch the fucking movie, man.
01:43:54
Devon Kopete
No, no, Chris, that's what I said about The Crow. That movie was great.
01:43:59
RFARTK JR
No, but that's it's the crow!
01:44:00
Devon Kopete
And I'm telling everybody it's bad.
01:44:01
RFARTK JR
It's not directed by the guy who made apocalypse now, man.
01:44:04
Devon Kopete
The movie stinks.
01:44:05
slimeballsteve
Mmm I'd watch Francis Ford Coppola's The Crow Francis Ford Coppola's The Crow
01:44:05
Devon Kopete
The movie fucking stinks.
01:44:06
RFARTK JR
It's directed by an idiot.
01:44:07
Devon Kopete
You know what?
01:44:07
choom
Yeah, but also, not yeah this is thiss also the director there's also the director that was that was sexually sexually harassing people and said it too.
01:44:07
Devon Kopete
You need some fake poll quotes. Take some real ones from me. This movie stinks.
01:44:16
RFARTK JR
It's true. That's part of it as well.
01:44:16
choom
so
01:44:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:44:19
RFARTK JR
That's not good, but I'm going to see it.
01:44:19
Devon Kopete
And he kept saying, I'm not trying to make a Marvel movie and then said, I don't know, just add CG to everything.
01:44:25
RFARTK JR
I think it is kind of interesting to see an original idea with a big budget. I'm going to check it out.
01:44:32
Devon Kopete
Smooth stinks. Yeah, put that on a poll quote for the fucking A.I. people.
01:44:37
slimeballsteve
There you go. This movie s stinks. um ko like
01:44:39
RFARTK JR
Devin's not going to be able to leave a review on Rotten Tomatoes because he doesn't have a Fandango account.
01:44:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:44:45
RFARTK JR
So even if he saw it, wouldn't be able to review it.
01:44:46
Devon Kopete
I'm done. Dude, I'm done though.
01:44:49
Devon Kopete
Oh, God.
01:44:50
slimeballsteve
Now no this here is Devin's bread and butter.
01:44:51
Devon Kopete
So.
01:44:54
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I didn't realize this was a movie. Like, I think I wasn't quite sure. And then if it's like confirmed. um Yeah, this is play takes place like 50 years before the movies, which is like fine, whatever.
01:45:10
slimeballsteve
We're talking about ah the Lord of the Rings, the war of Rorim. Ror, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro.
01:45:14
Devon Kopete
Oh, Rohirrim, Jesus Christ, people!
01:45:17
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry, man. You make up too many words there.
01:45:20
Devon Kopete
It's in the movies!
01:45:22
slimeballsteve
Nah, man. I never read it.
01:45:23
Devon Kopete
Fucking hell.
01:45:24
slimeballsteve
That's not my line.
01:45:25
Devon Kopete
Hardcore anime vibes, because, yeah, it's anime, ah for sure.
01:45:27
slimeballsteve
Dude, it's it is anime.
01:45:31
Devon Kopete
Which is always weird, you know, it kind of, this does kind of veer into that realm of, ah Like when like DC or Marvel like comic book properties or anime and I'm like, Oh, what are we doing?
01:45:44
Devon Kopete
Like, I don't know. This isn't how I visualize it, but I don't know. It's about a guy who.
01:45:50
slimeballsteve
Do you remember the old Lord of the Rings anime? like the one that like I remember the DVD kicking around whenever working at GameStop. We always had it.
01:45:59
RFARTK JR
Talk about the one with Lee... Fucking the guy from Star Trek. He narrated it.
01:46:03
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was um um liot Leonard Nimoy's.
01:46:05
RFARTK JR
Letter Nimoy.
01:46:07
slimeballsteve
ah or I might be thinking of The Hobbit.
01:46:07
RFARTK JR
That's not an anime.
01:46:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah yeah think no No, it's not an anime dude, yeah, it's just animate it it was like old-school When
01:46:12
slimeballsteve
One of them was an anime.
01:46:12
RFARTK JR
Yeah, The Hobbit. The Hobbit was an animated movie. I remember i read when the dwarves came there, we had the big teardrop on the side of his head. Those started bleeding.
01:46:27
Devon Kopete
Gollum saw the ring his nose would start bleeding because it gets so horny Oh Gendo son
01:46:30
RFARTK JR
Oh, you kept saying that over and over again. Oh, oh.
01:46:34
slimeballsteve
Okay, so in an anime, it was Ralph Basqui's.
01:46:37
choom
And off.
01:46:39
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:46:39
slimeballsteve
My bad, my bad, my bad.
01:46:41
RFARTK JR
I that would be surprised.
01:46:42
Devon Kopete
I was like offensive, dude.
01:46:43
RFARTK JR
That is a really weird animated movie, by the way, and looks weird in it is not a draw.
01:46:47
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Isn't it only like it's a part one, too, like they never finished it.
01:46:52
RFARTK JR
Oh, really? I didn't know that.
01:46:53
Devon Kopete
I think it's like I think it like ends with the expectation they were going to make more and then it just did so badly.
01:46:59
slimeballsteve
Yeah, they they speed run the end and I think you get to see the um What is it? The Battle of a...
01:47:07
slimeballsteve
What the hell is the big battle?
01:47:08
Devon Kopete
Hell, the three armies.
01:47:09
slimeballsteve
No, the battle from the second movie.
01:47:10
RFARTK JR
Helms deep?
01:47:11
slimeballsteve
Held in Steve. Thank you. Yeah. But like they speed run to it.
01:47:16
Devon Kopete
No, and maybe maybe I do. Yeah, I'm who the fuck knows.
01:47:21
RFARTK JR
Yeah, I can confirm nor and deny that.
01:47:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah, anyway, that looks pretty dope. um I'm going to skip something and then we're going to go back to it.
Game Delays and Surprises
01:47:31
Devon Kopete
um
01:47:31
slimeballsteve
Okay.
01:47:33
Devon Kopete
So Vampire of the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 got delayed. I know you vamp heads were real. You suck heads were real excited for that.
01:47:40
RFARTK JR
um just
01:47:40
slimeballsteve
I was excited for this 2019.
01:47:43
RFARTK JR
Yeah, I'm firmly in in the belief this is just not going to come out.
01:47:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:47:47
slimeballsteve
Yeah, same.
01:47:47
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:47:47
RFARTK JR
That's where I'm at. So no no harm, no foul.
01:47:51
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. James Spader's Ultron returning to the MCU for the Vision show. um Cool. I was actually just thinking about how like I kind of really liked James Spader's Ultron the other day. I was like, man, I kind of hope that guy gets like a another chance. um And I don't know, like, who knows? I'm sure he'll just quit even more. But it won't be nearly as good because it's like you could really tell Josh Whedon was trying to go somewhere with the Ultron character and he was just trying to fit it into that movie.
01:48:30
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:48:31
Devon Kopete
And I don't know, like without that, um I'm kind of ah very curious to see where they're going to go with that. But.
01:48:38
choom
It's what? It's a vision TV show?
01:48:39
Devon Kopete
yeah Yeah, it's it's ah well, originally it was called The White Vision, which everybody was like, I don't that's not a good idea.
01:48:40
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:48:40
choom
ah come
01:48:46
Devon Kopete
Don't call it that.
01:48:48
choom
ah I mean, I'm going to be honest.
01:48:48
Devon Kopete
ah
01:48:49
RFARTK JR
White vision white power But
01:48:52
choom
i don't think I don't think it's going to matter. I don't think it's going to be that important. It's going to suck.
01:48:58
Devon Kopete
Phase six, baby. ah
01:49:01
RFARTK JR
what about feces the ship Well, I'm gonna think this is a ship
01:49:03
slimeballsteve
Oh, we got to find out what happens to it.
01:49:03
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:49:06
Devon Kopete
And then uh, yeah and then uh, ted lasso season of four just pisses me off i'll be honest No, no, I I think I think they were just being so they were so fucking high off their own farts
01:49:12
slimeballsteve
Do you think they were like, Oh, we ended on a real crappy note.
01:49:23
Devon Kopete
And there was just this weird, like, will they, won't they?
01:49:27
RFARTK JR
I'm going to tell you what happened.
01:49:27
Devon Kopete
And it didn't make any fucking sense as to why they were being so weird about whether or not it was gonna, this very successful Apple show was gonna get ah another one.
01:49:29
RFARTK JR
Here's.
01:49:33
RFARTK JR
This is what Apple TV was out the dinner with Jason Zidekas in the cast, and they they said Apple TV as ah as an entity said, we will suck all of your decks all the time.
01:49:45
slimeballsteve
The collective, the collective dick.
01:49:46
Devon Kopete
ah All of it.
01:49:47
RFARTK JR
Not nonstop. Like anytime you want your dick sucked, you just come to Apple TV offices and Apple TV will suck your dick.
01:49:54
slimeballsteve
Dude, Tim Apple's gonna be blowing you left and right.
01:49:57
RFARTK JR
And everybody was like, yeah, that sounds great.
01:49:57
Devon Kopete
But, uh, yeah.
01:50:00
RFARTK JR
Let's do another season.
01:50:01
Devon Kopete
I'm like, what?
01:50:02
RFARTK JR
And ah you know the truth about Sudeikis too.
01:50:03
Devon Kopete
Sorry.
01:50:05
RFARTK JR
He's an executive producer on this, so he's probably not going to be in it much.
01:50:10
Devon Kopete
I was going to say, well, like, and again, though, it's like it's awkward because, like, there were so many floating plot lines that they left, except for the Ted Lasso plot line, which is pretty buttoned up.
01:50:21
RFARTK JR
right yeah that's kind of i don't get that one but whatever apple tv man they need anything desperate
01:50:22
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:50:22
Devon Kopete
But then it was just like, well, like, what do we what are we doing? Like, ah,
01:50:25
slimeballsteve
A show called Ted Lasso without Ted Lasso.
01:50:27
Devon Kopete
Yeah. It's going to be real. Yeah, without the charm of the main character, it's going to be real fucking cool. Yeah, but yeah, it just it just irks me. But we were talking about Gamescom earlier and there were some standout things, I think. But the biggest one, in my opinion, was the secret levels reveal, which is Amazon is doing basically loving robots But instead of just kind of a original just sci-fi story shorts looks like they're just using video game IP and Yeah,
01:51:09
slimeballsteve
This, this is so clever. This is such a good way to like get feelers on like little mini pilots.
01:51:18
Devon Kopete
and it looks like I don't know, like i have I never like finished Love and Robots. It wasn't really a show like that that like drove me to finish it because there's no like through line.
01:51:27
slimeballsteve
Right. Hmm.
01:51:29
Devon Kopete
But like I've liked every episode. I've seen like literally I've I found something to enjoy in like every episode I've seen.
01:51:35
RFARTK JR
Yeah, love and robots is love. Well, love death and robots is always called.
01:51:39
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah. Love, death and robots.
01:51:41
RFARTK JR
That's a good show. Well, I enjoyed it, too.
01:51:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:51:43
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:51:44
Devon Kopete
And.
01:51:44
RFARTK JR
And I think this is a really ingenious concept to get people to play older games, too, because like that Sifu episodes good.
01:51:49
Devon Kopete
Mm hmm.
01:51:52
RFARTK JR
It could have the same effect that Edgerunners had. Right. Because I never played that game.
01:51:55
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:51:55
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:51:56
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:51:56
RFARTK JR
I don't know.
01:51:57
slimeballsteve
So for those of you who might not know, Secret Level was announced and it is pretty much just like many episodes of ah of something focusing on a game.
01:51:57
RFARTK JR
Like.
01:51:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:52:08
slimeballsteve
ah There's one with like
01:52:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah, like your game might be.
01:52:10
slimeballsteve
There's one that's like Mega Man that was in there and I was like, Oh, I want to see that.
01:52:10
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:52:12
RFARTK JR
Yeah, that looked good.
01:52:14
slimeballsteve
I want to see that.
01:52:16
RFARTK JR
Looks like God of War, Sifu, Warhammer 40K, Armored Core.
01:52:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah, wait. So I have a full list.
01:52:22
slimeballsteve
Oh, but what are they?
01:52:23
Devon Kopete
So so we got armored core with Keanu Reeves, apparently icon cord because that needs it.
01:52:28
RFARTK JR
Interesting.
01:52:31
slimeballsteve
Oh, poor con ah you'll get caught up in the.
01:52:33
Devon Kopete
um
01:52:33
RFARTK JR
What?
01:52:34
Devon Kopete
Crossfire.
01:52:36
RFARTK JR
but
01:52:37
Devon Kopete
Yeah, no, just like ah the crossfire MMO or PVP play game.
01:52:42
slimeballsteve
Oh, that's that like super popular Chinese like ah Call of Duty game.
01:52:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah, the tactical shooter game, ah Dungeons and Dragons.
01:52:47
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:52:49
RFARTK JR
Oh cool, I didn't know
01:52:51
Devon Kopete
Uh, this upcoming game called Exodus is getting one. Uh, a MOBA honor of Kings is getting one. Pac-Man, which is okay.
01:53:03
Devon Kopete
Uh, Mega Man, New World Aeternum, which, uh, Steve, you played a little of that, right?
01:53:10
slimeballsteve
new world Oh, that was the ah that was the Amazon MMO.
01:53:12
Devon Kopete
The Amazon, MNO.
01:53:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah.
01:53:14
Devon Kopete
Yeah. So it's like.
01:53:14
slimeballsteve
Dude, I completely forgot until you said it.
01:53:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah, The Outer Worlds 2 is getting an episode. I don't know why it has to be The Outer Worlds 2, probably just The Outer Worlds.
01:53:22
slimeballsteve
Dude, that's strange, yeah.
01:53:25
Devon Kopete
PlayStation Studios is getting, I guess, I don't know what exactly, because they're, because I think Sifu's like its own thing.
01:53:33
slimeballsteve
What do I gotta work?
01:53:34
Devon Kopete
No, yeah, but like this is called PlayStation Studios.
01:53:36
RFARTK JR
What about Dunston's Playroom?
01:53:38
Devon Kopete
God of War goes to Tsushima.
01:53:40
RFARTK JR
Isn't there a Dunston's Playroom game?
01:53:40
Devon Kopete
And that's checks out, checks out. Dustin checks out Chris. Sorry, the orangutan Ashros Dunkin dustins or yeah um No, the interesting thing here it's like Kratos in a city which is like the fuck the fucks going on that my big city Kratos spelunky Yeah
01:53:46
RFARTK JR
Oh. What's the Playroom game?
01:53:49
slimeballsteve
Astros Playroom Dunston checks in baby Oh
01:53:50
RFARTK JR
Astro. Dustin checks in. okay
01:54:04
slimeballsteve
big city Kratos
01:54:07
RFARTK JR
Gotta get to my job interview! AHH! Now no taxis are stoppin' for me cause I'm so pal!
01:54:11
Devon Kopete
ah
01:54:14
Devon Kopete
Oh, I better use my Netrunner skills. Stop all this traffic. So Spelunky is getting one. Unreal Tournament is getting one. There's a mystery game, apparently, that no one has been able to figure out.
01:54:26
RFARTK JR
If it's
01:54:27
Devon Kopete
And then there's a Warhammer 40,000.
01:54:30
RFARTK JR
Elvin Ring, I'm gonna shit my pants.
01:54:34
RFARTK JR
Shit my pants. It's a great idea and Hopefully Amazon preview gives it to me early so I can watch it.
01:54:34
Devon Kopete
I don't know what it is, dude.
01:54:39
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:54:43
slimeballsteve
That'd be cool.
01:54:43
Devon Kopete
but So December Yeah,
01:54:45
slimeballsteve
They're, they're feeling it out.
Dune MMO and Dragon Age Excitement
01:54:48
RFARTK JR
I Would love that um i will i so I Watched the the Dune video game trailer that
01:54:48
Devon Kopete
a little funny a little funny that it was like This show is the biggest standout trailer.
01:54:55
Devon Kopete
I think in the whole call of Gamescom You do we're there or we're at this point.
01:54:58
slimeballsteve
and I agree.
01:55:05
Devon Kopete
Oh That's right, yeah, dude Are you what
01:55:06
slimeballsteve
The MMO.
01:55:07
RFARTK JR
That, um, doesn't look good.
01:55:11
Devon Kopete
Actually, wait, actually, i Chris, I didn't mean to ask you, is that something?
01:55:11
RFARTK JR
I don't know.
01:55:17
Devon Kopete
Like, are you are you going to be a fucking fan or are you going to be a fucking fake fan?
01:55:18
RFARTK JR
I don't know, man. It looks like, like the, I'm not one for, for graphics, you know, but it does kind of look dated.
01:55:29
RFARTK JR
I don't, I can't wait.
01:55:29
slimeballsteve
I feel
01:55:31
RFARTK JR
It looks like a game that came out 10 years ago.
01:55:33
slimeballsteve
you.
01:55:34
Devon Kopete
Wow.
01:55:35
RFARTK JR
Um,
01:55:35
slimeballsteve
An MMO about a property just feels like a dated thing.
01:55:39
RFARTK JR
It really does. And it just looks looks old. I don't know how else to describe it. um
01:55:45
Devon Kopete
But what you don't want to be a harkening?
01:55:48
RFARTK JR
Listen, no, conceptually, I'm all bored, but.
01:55:48
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:55:50
Devon Kopete
Yeah, man, this does look and so mean.
01:55:52
RFARTK JR
It looks it looks it looks really wonky and cheap.
01:55:53
Devon Kopete
It's so mean. But it looks like it might not have the biggest budget in the world for sure.
01:55:59
RFARTK JR
Yeah, it looks really cheap.
01:55:59
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:56:00
RFARTK JR
but So I'll wait. I'll wait for that. Let's see what people say. No problem waiting and seeing.
01:56:08
Devon Kopete
All right.
01:56:08
slimeballsteve
I'm excited about the ah the veil guard stuff that they were showing off for the Dragon Age game.
01:56:12
Devon Kopete
Either Dragon Age.
01:56:13
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that combat looks kind of sick. I was not I was not prepared for like what style of like game it was.
01:56:16
Devon Kopete
I mean, did you play? Did you play Inquisition?
01:56:21
slimeballsteve
The last Dragon Age I have played was one origins.
01:56:23
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Jesus Christ.
01:56:26
slimeballsteve
I know, dude, I'm a I'm a relic, I'm a fossil.
01:56:28
Devon Kopete
ah I am one of those guys that like I will so I will tell you, I think Dragon Age Inquisition with all the DLC is like actually a very good game.
01:56:41
Devon Kopete
I've beaten it like three times.
01:56:42
slimeballsteve
that's That's a 2014 game, so that's 10 years now.
01:56:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. And I like like and it's cool because this game's coming out. They announced it and it's coming out in the same year that it was announced.
01:56:54
slimeballsteve
October.
01:56:54
Devon Kopete
Technically, if you want to be that, you know, if we're just going to forget about the Dread Wolf announcement from like five years ago. But ah no, I'm I'm I'm pretty in like pretty objectively in.
01:57:05
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I was surprised by seeing stuff and being like positive on it, which, you know, I don't expect from a EA anymore.
01:57:10
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
China's Gaming Surge
01:57:14
slimeballsteve
So.
01:57:14
Devon Kopete
Yeah, there was a Phantom Blade gameplay, which is that ah cool kind of Chinese, not Black Myth Wukong game, ah but there was that.
01:57:22
slimeballsteve
Dude, biggest game all time right now.
01:57:24
choom
Yeah.
01:57:26
Devon Kopete
Yeah, dude, apparently China decided that, man, talk about a Homer, talk about a Homer team, man.
01:57:26
RFARTK JR
Wow.
01:57:29
choom
China.
01:57:32
RFARTK JR
Jaina.
01:57:33
Devon Kopete
China's like, oh, a game about China made by China.
01:57:35
choom
China.
01:57:37
RFARTK JR
Jaina.
01:57:37
Devon Kopete
Let's buy all the PS5s.
01:57:38
choom
China.
01:57:39
Devon Kopete
They like ran out of PS5s in China.
01:57:42
slimeballsteve
china
01:57:43
Devon Kopete
check
01:57:43
slimeballsteve
China.
01:57:44
Devon Kopete
why we say um silent Hill 2 gameplay came
01:57:45
choom
China.
01:57:46
RFARTK JR
That's how Trump says it. It's funny.
01:57:52
RFARTK JR
Hey, hey, oh, hey, hey, call Tim.
01:57:53
slimeballsteve
You want to call Tim?
01:57:54
Devon Kopete
out yeah oh guys guys you want to see something funny ah fantasy critic fantasy critic dot com acquired Silent Hill 2 remake with a bit of one dollars you're welcome
01:57:55
slimeballsteve
I'll call Tim right now.
01:57:57
RFARTK JR
You must be ecstatic.
01:58:00
choom
I I'm gonna play I'm gonna play it Yeah, I mean it looks fine looks okay Oh you did it wait am I still am I still winning?
01:58:01
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:58:02
RFARTK JR
I think I'm gonna play it too.
01:58:07
RFARTK JR
looks It looks okay, right?
01:58:14
RFARTK JR
Wow.
01:58:14
Devon Kopete
I did what no one was brave enough to do. And I drafted that video game.
01:58:21
slimeballsteve
You're still winning.
01:58:22
Devon Kopete
Actually, I think you're you're you're it probably went even higher because Blacksmith came out.
01:58:22
slimeballsteve
We were talking about.
01:58:27
choom
Because a black myth will call baby.
01:58:29
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you're you're sitting at a 96 projected.
01:58:32
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:58:35
choom
She.
01:58:36
Devon Kopete
Wait Like not even close like I'm I'm second foot.
01:58:36
slimeballsteve
You don't even need to change the board and you're guaranteed to win.
01:58:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I'm project it with an 84 No
01:58:44
choom
Oh, and I still got Microsoft to Flight Simulator to come out, too. Is that even coming out this year?
01:58:48
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:58:51
Devon Kopete
No, actually I I don't know I don't know Yeah ah But yeah, no I uh, well I dropped I dropped uh, I
01:58:51
slimeballsteve
ah We don't battle now. I'd hope Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 comes out in 2024.
01:59:04
Devon Kopete
fucking Silksong because that game's just never coming out.
01:59:07
slimeballsteve
Nah.
01:59:09
Devon Kopete
And I said, you know what, Silent Hill 2 remake, I don't care. I don't care what the Tim say. It's. ah
01:59:16
choom
I mean, if anything, it'll probably be at least a 75 at the, I think, you know.
01:59:22
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it's gonna get, it's gonna get something.
01:59:24
Devon Kopete
It's going to give me points, and I need points because it's disgusting that. You might win with literally just like your initial draft.
Silent Hill 2 Remake Expectations
01:59:34
Devon Kopete
Uh, that makes me sick.
01:59:35
slimeballsteve
John's showing us the meta.
01:59:35
choom
And I, and Stellar Blade, I got Stellar Blade off the waivers.
01:59:40
Devon Kopete
Okay. Oh yeah. All right.
01:59:41
choom
You know?
01:59:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah. That's 12 points, dude. Not bad. Not bad at all.
01:59:45
choom
of baby
01:59:46
Devon Kopete
But, um, oh yeah. And then, then I guess the, the, the big, the big news, quote unquote, the big news was, uh, Indiana Jones has come to PS five and then a bunch of people got really bad at Phil Spencer.
01:59:51
slimeballsteve
Big news.
01:59:56
RFARTK JR
hmm
01:59:57
choom
Yeah, yeah, Phil Spencer was getting fucking cooked dude cooked He's
02:00:03
Devon Kopete
they were So mad at that guy you fucking piece of shit. It's like I don't know.
02:00:07
choom
he's getting roasted
02:00:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah Deserved deserved or not deserved.
02:00:08
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry, I want money, I gotta make money.
02:00:12
Devon Kopete
What do you think?
02:00:13
choom
He's always deserved it. Fuck him.
02:00:15
slimeballsteve
who At this point, he should just lean into it.
02:00:18
Devon Kopete
He's like, ah yeah, just go full on Vince with corporate Vince Yeah, he's like oh, yeah, we let me tell you
02:00:20
slimeballsteve
um Don't worry guys, everything's gonna be exclusive to Xbox.
02:00:30
Devon Kopete
Good fable games really gonna. It's gonna could day one fucking PC only fuck you so Yeah, you show up dude sucking chops everybody The funny part is like everybody that saw the Indiana Jones and went to the preview were like it doesn't look that good Which is wild for a preview that is wild Because they're like it looks okay
02:00:34
slimeballsteve
but new The new Halo game is gonna debut on the PlayStation 5 Pro.
02:00:45
slimeballsteve
boom No, it doesn't look that good.
02:01:00
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
02:01:00
Devon Kopete
Which is, a you know,
Indiana Jones Game Preview
02:01:02
Devon Kopete
generally people.
02:01:02
choom
I mean, it's like it's kind of like a whatever, like it's a whatever. Like, I don't know.
02:01:05
Devon Kopete
I know, but it's like the ah the big one, right? It's like the big one.
02:01:08
slimeballsteve
Indiana Jones hope it's at an all time low after that last movie.
02:01:11
Devon Kopete
This is very true. Oh, you know, there's a mafia teaser for a new game, new mafia game and Borderlands 4.
02:01:17
slimeballsteve
That's what they closed on, wasn't it?
02:01:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I just don't care. If somebody's played every mafia game, I just don't care.
02:01:26
RFARTK JR
Yeah, I mean, I love mafia movies, but I never play a single mafia game.
02:01:26
slimeballsteve
I love my pasta.
02:01:30
Devon Kopete
They're not bad, they're not bad really.
02:01:33
choom
Now they just mafia players should just play the Yakuza games. That's what it should be.
Mafia vs. Yakuza Comparison
02:01:38
Devon Kopete
It's kind of like that, yeah.
02:01:38
choom
sp there With no karaoke.
02:01:39
Devon Kopete
Like, li yeah, like imagine the Yakuza games with no fun, and that's the Mafia games. Yeah.
02:01:46
slimeballsteve
Dude, if they added karaoke to like the 1920s speakeasy parts of those games, let's go.
02:01:53
choom
Hell yeah, dude.
02:01:54
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
02:01:55
choom
s Singing fucking Frank Sinatra songs.
02:01:59
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but uh...
02:01:59
choom
Singing fucking my way.
02:02:02
Devon Kopete
oh Oh, you mean the Limbiscuit my way?
02:02:04
slimeballsteve
Yeah, go my way.
02:02:05
choom
No!
02:02:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah, my way in the highway.
Goat Simulator and Gamescom Recap
02:02:09
Devon Kopete
I will say my favorite trailer of the whole of the whole thing was the goat simulator remastered trailer.
02:02:13
slimeballsteve
That was very funny.
02:02:15
Devon Kopete
If you're a fucking nerd and in if you're in the know, this is a top tier trailer.
02:02:20
slimeballsteve
I was like, oh, I get that, oh, I get that, Reverend.
02:02:20
RFARTK JR
Mmm
02:02:23
Devon Kopete
I get the rain reference with them because it's basically making fun of every bad remastered port ever, which is just
02:02:27
RFARTK JR
That's
02:02:32
Devon Kopete
chef's kiss, but yeah.
02:02:33
slimeballsteve
The Assassin's Creed moment where it was just like T-posing and just like breaking, it was so good.
02:02:38
Devon Kopete
And when it shows the GTA map with all the rain where you can't see anything because the rain is like nonstop. Yeah, it's a it's a very, very like smart trailer.
02:02:44
RFARTK JR
really funny
02:02:49
Devon Kopete
um But yeah, I mean, that was kind of it. Gamescom was which wasn't a huge show. I don't think anybody was expecting it to be a big show.
02:02:59
RFARTK JR
Why does it say it's Jeff Keighley's eternal birthday? What the fuck does that mean?
02:03:03
Devon Kopete
wait what are you talking
02:03:04
slimeballsteve
It's always Keylee's birthday.
02:03:05
RFARTK JR
I just read here.
02:03:06
Devon Kopete
yeah
02:03:07
RFARTK JR
What? What is it? Right here it says, everything's shown at Gamescom opening night. Jeff Keighley's eternal birthday continues with one of the ledges.
02:03:16
slimeballsteve
Dude, that is an interesting opening line for this article.
02:03:19
RFARTK JR
What does that mean? What does it mean?
02:03:21
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry, look, goonhammer dot.com, Devin's premier site for news on gaming.
02:03:28
Devon Kopete
Wait, what are you talking?
02:03:28
slimeballsteve
Goonhammer!
02:03:28
Devon Kopete
You found me out! You found me!
02:03:32
slimeballsteve
yeah Dude, this is real. This is a real website.
02:03:34
RFARTK JR
Oh, is this like an AI thing?
02:03:35
slimeballsteve
This isn't like a Tim website.
02:03:38
RFARTK JR
Is this AI writing this?
02:03:40
slimeballsteve
Jeff Keeley's eternal birthday continues.
02:03:43
RFARTK JR
Opening Night Live and everything's...
02:03:45
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm copying and pasting this.
02:03:45
RFARTK JR
Yeah, this is weird.
02:03:50
RFARTK JR
What's that meme?
02:03:50
slimeballsteve
That's the name of this episode.
02:03:52
choom
Bye!
02:03:52
Devon Kopete
you
02:03:53
slimeballsteve
Jeff Keeley's eternal birthday.
02:03:55
RFARTK JR
Does it always happen on its birthday?
02:03:57
Devon Kopete
No, I think it's my thing.
02:03:57
slimeballsteve
No, it's every day. Every day is Jeff Keeley's birthday.
02:04:01
RFARTK JR
Oh well, that makes sense.
02:04:02
Devon Kopete
I guess it's because he's like had so many shows. I don't know, but.
02:04:06
slimeballsteve
so What the fuck does that mean?
02:04:08
Devon Kopete
yeah
02:04:08
slimeballsteve
Dude, this is all AI, isn't it?
02:04:10
RFARTK JR
It's AI bullshit, like the article well article is.
02:04:13
Devon Kopete
No, no, no, Koon hammer would never do that.
02:04:17
slimeballsteve
The green hammer is a trusted source.
02:04:18
Devon Kopete
They would trust his orders to war war hammer dudes.
02:04:21
RFARTK JR
It's like gobbledygook, like as he attempted to do going into SFGF Keely again, talk to Twitter. Okay, that makes sense.
02:04:31
Devon Kopete
He just read a normal sentence Yeah, listen good have no one said the goon hammers I
02:04:31
RFARTK JR
And dampen some expectation from a community known for acting very normally. But in full respect to that, like it's all run-on sentences.
02:04:46
RFARTK JR
Who's Marcy? I bet Marcy doesn't exist. And Jonathan for that matter. This is crazy.
02:04:52
Devon Kopete
me
02:04:56
RFARTK JR
Interesting.
02:04:56
slimeballsteve
All right.
02:04:56
Devon Kopete
I just get a good hammer is one of those things where I just didn't think about it until you guys said what you're like, Oh God, it is weird.
02:04:57
choom
this
02:04:59
slimeballsteve
Let's.
02:05:05
Devon Kopete
and It is a weird name for a website.
02:05:09
RFARTK JR
I've been thinking about that for a while.
02:05:09
Devon Kopete
So I just wanted to know what the games came out.
02:05:11
slimeballsteve
No.
02:05:12
Devon Kopete
It's what to know what the hits were.
02:05:14
RFARTK JR
When's my eternal birthday?
02:05:16
Devon Kopete
and
02:05:16
RFARTK JR
Is that different from my actual birthday?
02:05:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you know, everybody.
02:05:19
slimeballsteve
Well, when is hold on? Let me wait. Let me look up Jeff Keeley's birthday so we know when your birthday is because then we can like put the space and time there. Jeff Keeley ah birthday. He was born.
02:05:33
slimeballsteve
June 24th.
02:05:35
RFARTK JR
So wait, that's not even... So it's two months away?
02:05:37
Devon Kopete
This
02:05:39
slimeballsteve
Yeah, so two months after your birthday, Chris.
02:05:41
RFARTK JR
Oh, okay, so September 19th is my eternal birthday.
02:05:47
slimeballsteve
so ah but Hey, birthday, Chris!
02:05:49
RFARTK JR
I will spread my joy to all during my eternal birthday.
02:05:54
choom
You look like a kind of fuckable meat Oh Adam Smasher Nosferatu
02:05:56
slimeballsteve
Oh my god!
02:05:57
RFARTK JR
Come to my eternal hule birthday party so I can fuck you in the ass.
02:05:58
slimeballsteve
Adam Smasher, get out of here!
02:06:06
Devon Kopete
It sounds like a Freddy Krueger. so
02:06:08
RFARTK JR
I thought we were going to end it on that.
02:06:10
Devon Kopete
yeah
02:06:10
slimeballsteve
We could. All right, everybody, we'll be back next week. um Yeah, make sure you're you're right back here for Chris Galani's eternal birthday. I think Devin's eternal birthday is next.
02:06:21
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I think so.
02:06:22
RFARTK JR
yeah Yeah, yours is coming before mine.
02:06:22
Devon Kopete
i think I guess. I guess so.
02:06:25
RFARTK JR
and
02:06:25
Devon Kopete
September 2nd, baby.
02:06:25
RFARTK JR
so
02:06:26
slimeballsteve
Bring a present. We'll see you next week. Bye, everybody.