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Introduction and Personal Updates
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Devon Kopete
Hello, you are listening to the all new anti-fanboy podcast for the week of July 7, 2024. That's a lot of sevens, boys and girls. like I'm one year older and my dishwasher finally got installed. So I am a happy human being and with me are probably slightly less happy or the same amount of happy human beings. Steve Oteri, John Suarez, and Christopher G.
00:00:24
slimeballsteve
ah Hello.
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Devon Kopete
Monte.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh boy.
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pandemic p
Jilanti.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're a one year old?
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Devon Kopete
onto Yeah, I'm when you're older Old air L there.
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slimeballsteve
G. Launtee.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're a one year old? Oh.
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slimeballsteve
Hold
Topgolf Incident and 'Bad to the Bone' Moments
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're a one year old baby.
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slimeballsteve
there.
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Devon Kopete
I'm ah when you're L there or Hell yeah, dude best daredevil run of all time Yes ah Yeah, I played some top golf saw a friend get hit in the head with the golf club that was pretty sick and
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pandemic p
Or hors d'oeuvres, your hors d'oeuvres.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think you're a one year old because you are now born again, right?
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pandemic p
Mm, good point.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
You were baptized at Topgolf.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that's that's a perfect present, right?
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Devon Kopete
Uh, that's pretty nuts.
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slimeballsteve
yeah
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pandemic p
Jeez, by accident or on purpose.
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Devon Kopete
That was pretty nuts. Yeah. Yes.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, I'll paint the scene for you, John.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah. i Paint the scene.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Our friend was up ah ready to drive some balls, as you do.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
And it seemed as though there were some teenagers next to us on the booth next to us.
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Devon Kopete
I would say next probably two or three days down, dude.
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pandemic p
Oh, fucking scoundrels or scoundrel heathens.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, they they were like, they were like a couple over.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wasn't really that far down.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Really? um And, uh, one of these heathens, they, uh, they've lost control of their club and it went all the way to the ceiling, right? It hit the ceiling and then, uh, handle side first, hit her friend in the head.
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slimeballsteve
It went up and down.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah Yeah No, dude so
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Devon Kopete
yeah
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Um, and nothing,
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pandemic p
Did the did the top call fucking shine that person's balls after this like so they don't get Oh Man Devon
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Devon Kopete
no dude so
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slimeballsteve
No.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
nothing.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, I was we were talking and ah you know, we just heard and felt like it hit me in the arm and the leg, but like just like this.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, you got, you got this too.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, but you know, it's just the stick, the stick part of the club just like bounced off and we.
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pandemic p
just start going to therapy this week and then like three weeks Like physical therapy and then like three weeks from now.
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Devon Kopete
I am about to.
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pandemic p
You could just sue them for like a million dollars.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, so we look over and this guy is poor, this I don't want to say poor, this young kid looked looked.
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pandemic p
I
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Devon Kopete
like shocked. He was like just mortified and he was where he had a golfer's glove on though. Uh, and then the, this older guy, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
but yeah
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pandemic p
Wow, wow, so a fucking try hard gives a try hard and he fucked up that bad Oh
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I had no idea.
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Devon Kopete
No, dude, it kind of gets worse. It kind of gets worse. So this older guy, I don't know if he's uncle, friend, father, whatever. He's like, Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Uh, he's learning how to golf. And we're like, okay.
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pandemic p
my god
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Devon Kopete
And also at the time I, we didn't realize our friend got hit in the head, like with the club. I was like, oh, it's fine. I don't think it hit anybody. We gave it back. ah Then later we found out and then we kind of like, you know, they could at least offer to like bias around of drinks. Do something as like a sorry.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Anyone?
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pandemic p
How old was the kid?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's a teenager, right?
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Devon Kopete
Probably like, yeah, probably like.
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slimeballsteve
i would so I would say like 15 plus, like definitely like, has been on has been on the internet.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, I'd say maybe 17, you know, maybe.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Should've known a little, should've known better.
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Devon Kopete
Yes.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, so so the weird part though was at the end of the night We're all talking and hanging out outside and we're just kind of like talking about it um And we see them we see that this older guy and like these two younger kids.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
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slimeballsteve
Oh, did we?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Didn't know this.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, I didn't know this.
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Devon Kopete
They all have their own golf clubs They all have their own golf and I was like dude look at a golf my fucking ass, dude Yeah, just saying man like
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, well, the musicals from their own golf clubs.
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slimeballsteve
We should have held that club for ransom.
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pandemic p
For real.
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slimeballsteve
like if
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Devon Kopete
How you so you have your own golf set and you're you're fucking You're still flinging the golf club around like an idiot Yeah No
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I stop Devin from teeing up on him because he was right in position to just nail a golf ball right in their heads. And I was like, Devin, this is your birthday, bro. It's your birthday. You're one year old right now.
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slimeballsteve
i I do think everyone, everyone is allowed one bad to the bone moment a year.
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Devon Kopete
one-year-old
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Devon Kopete
Well.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah are we right Are we talking, when you say bad to the bone, are we talking Looney Tunes t-shirt bad to the bone?
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slimeballsteve
And that is like, no, i'm I'm talking like, all right, something happens.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Or are we talking like breaking bad to the bone?
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slimeballsteve
And like, you know, normally you're like, you try to be pleasant during it, but it's just like, it kind of like, you're like, oh, I don't like how that sat.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, I see. So you go back and like confirm.
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pandemic p
Okay.
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slimeballsteve
Everyone's allowed one bad to the bone moment where audibly it plays in the vicinity to warn everyone around you. It goes, da and na and na and then you're just allowed to just kind of just like do something bad ass. Like if you took the club Devin bent it and then threw it out into the driving range.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
have Like a boomerang. Yeah. Like, I would i would have said it was okay.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Well.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
So.
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Devon Kopete
I mean, if if I knew it would it physically make contact with one of her friends is literal skull, I think I would have been like, yo, man, come on.
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pandemic p
you
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Devon Kopete
at least like personally apologize, don't let your dad or whatever it was to apologize for you.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Such an errant throw too, that could have been the the club side.
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slimeballsteve
that couldve That could have been literally.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, dude.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
That would been some damage.
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Devon Kopete
Well, I guess and like not to like downplay it, but it's like I guess like a club isn't super as dangerous as you would think, because so much of it is just like a stick.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
its i It's lighter, I guess.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, but think about this, like most of an ice skate is just like the little flappy leather part.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, well listen all I'm saying Yeah Listen all I'm saying is What our friend was hit with wouldn't have killed Joe Miller, you know what I'm saying?
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slimeballsteve
Can you imagine if we went ice skating and and that kid tried to do a a triple Lutz flips and then kicks the ice skate and then just like the the the the flap of the leather hit your head, Devin?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, geez.
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slimeballsteve
You'd be a little ah frustrated.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
It happens. Oh.
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Devon Kopete
Hey he he would have been fine He would have been fine
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slimeballsteve
Okay, what if what if what if we go back and we watch that there beating Joel with the handle of a golf club?
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, just the side of this of the like the stick part like Alright, I don't know Joel such a little bitch.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah Like so it's like What
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Devon Kopete
Okay, my bad This changes everything ah ah Dude no point did I think of that in my time it I never thought I never thought just think of it like Joel's face.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
are you doing a Yeah, I know but I mean On retrospect
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slimeballsteve
That's my that's my good driver don't don't use the actual end of it Dude you would have flipped you would have flipped out dude you would you would have You would have it you would have killed everyone in Seattle
00:06:42
Devon Kopete
Oh I look can't believe it Did you know that the director of the game put himself in a sex scene? Did you know that? Every stupid rumor. Yeah, I would've lost my damn mind. I would've killed so many dogs named Bear. That would've been terrible.
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slimeballsteve
Oh my God! That's my dog Bear!
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Devon Kopete
yeah Jonathan! You killed Jonathan!
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
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slimeballsteve
they name ah They name a lot of dogs in The Last of Us 2 after people.
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Devon Kopete
Crank!
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slimeballsteve
It's a little much.
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Devon Kopete
You know, I'm not gonna lie.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
A lot of people left, you know
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Devon Kopete
I'm not gonna lie. I could've been convinced.
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pandemic p
They did that on purpose, man.
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slimeballsteve
They did.
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Devon Kopete
I could've been convinced to buy a DLC pack where they add new names for characters.
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slimeballsteve
Is it the dogs?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Good dogs. I'm gonna die.
00:07:26
Devon Kopete
No, no, no, just anybody. Dogs, people, but like they're really goofy names.
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slimeballsteve
Oh.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Gar-alton?
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pandemic p
Ludwig.
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Devon Kopete
They're like, no Ludwig!
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Gar-alton.
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slimeballsteve
All right, hold on.
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Devon Kopete
Ludwig!
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slimeballsteve
Hold on, I'll give you i'll give you a DLC pack.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh no! Gar-alton!
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slimeballsteve
A DLC pack that changes it changes all the dogs into dog men.
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Devon Kopete
Elon, no!
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
You killed my dog, Sharto!
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Devon Kopete
Oh!
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slimeballsteve
Like in... like Wait, what?
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, Driscus they killed Driscus.
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slimeballsteve
What was the show with ah Frodo as a dog?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Frodo.
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slimeballsteve
Or his he had a dog? It was on FX?
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Devon Kopete
Oh Willard wait, is it will it?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, ah Willard.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, it's like a Willard style dog.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think it's Willard, isn't it?
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slimeballsteve
So it's like a man in a dog suit.
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Devon Kopete
No, the willing to the name of that man with the rats Wilfred Willard come on Chris.
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slimeballsteve
Willard's the rat.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wilfred, that's it. There you go. I don't watch dog.
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Devon Kopete
Oh I never watched Wilford or Willard.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, me neither.
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Devon Kopete
But either way, my point is, is I paid $4.99 for a goofy name pack.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think everybody would have a Goofy name.
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Devon Kopete
I can be bought.
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Devon Kopete
Oh no.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
And even Jaw, as I would call him.
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slimeballsteve
Y'all.
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Devon Kopete
Jaw.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Instead of Jaw.
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Devon Kopete
I killed Jaw.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
You want to talk about how they killed Jaw? I don't want to talk about it anymore. Belly, no!
00:08:43
slimeballsteve
ah No, not- not John, belly.
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Devon Kopete
Really? Come on, really?
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slimeballsteve
Belly!
Birthday Celebrations and Vintage Video Games
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slimeballsteve
Wow.
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Devon Kopete
Well, yeah, but, uh, in, in, in real life news, uh, it was my birthday, uh, happy birthday to me.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
a
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slimeballsteve
Whoa!
00:09:01
Devon Kopete
And then I chose to sell my birthday by getting lots of furniture that I needed to buy cheaply through various means. Like that's right.
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Devon Kopete
went to a lot of flea markets, did a lot of Facebook marketplace, did a lot of driving.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hey,
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Devon Kopete
But I think i think by like this Friday, I will have everything to like say it's done.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
baby.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know...
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Devon Kopete
It's like, oh, it's done and I could like host a thing and not feel bad.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know more?
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slimeballsteve
I am finished.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know more?
00:09:36
slimeballsteve
You might need an armoire.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Did you get it more, Mark?
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slimeballsteve
Can you get an armoire?
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Devon Kopete
ah You know, I got two armors.
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slimeballsteve
For all your soup recipes?
00:09:41
Devon Kopete
You wonder how much? How much do you think I got it for?
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
$40 flea market.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nice! Very good!
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Devon Kopete
cinemas and flea market i'm just making all of that up ah can but so yeah how'd you guess you know my my go to do you guys have like a good go to game you look for when you go click a vintage video game spot like just to see if they have it like who do they have this rare game
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slimeballsteve
Wow.
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
Uh oh.
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pandemic p
Well, it was a vintage Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater shirt from GameStop on a thrift shop.
00:10:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, interesting question.
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pandemic p
Ooh, do they have Chrono Trigger in complete inbox sealed?
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YOUNGSHELDONRING
a Golden.
00:10:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah Legend of Zelda, the golden NES cartridge.
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Devon Kopete
okay
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pandemic p
Aren't those common?
00:10:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, I see.
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pandemic p
Or are those rare?
00:10:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I know, but I like kind of, I don't know, John.
00:10:24
pandemic p
Oh, you like to see if they have them.
00:10:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know. Yeah, like if I see it there, I'm like, ooh.
00:10:29
Devon Kopete
Okay Yeah, like I'm not gonna buy that fucking thing but still school I check for a Obviously obviously
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pandemic p
OK, I hope not.
00:10:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm happy to see it, you know? And... Zombies ate my neighbors. He keeps telling me that every time he goes to a flea market.
00:10:40
slimeballsteve
I am a big fan of the old zombies ate my neighbors. I'm trying to think of like what I do look for.
00:10:47
Devon Kopete
I looked for Wild Arms altered code F because I had that game and I traded it into GameStop stupidly and that game's worth like 200 bucks.
00:10:53
slimeballsteve
Uh-huh.
00:11:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know what I was trying to find at one point? A virtual fighter for Sega Saturn.
00:11:06
Devon Kopete
Whoa!
00:11:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Saturn.
00:11:07
slimeballsteve
Whoa.
00:11:08
Devon Kopete
It's a cool little...
00:11:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because my father really likes, he always liked that game. So I was trying to find it. And that was like years ago.
00:11:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:11:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, long time ago. Never found it.
00:11:21
Devon Kopete
every You know it turns out doesn't exist Fertial
00:11:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Bummer. It does.
00:11:23
slimeballsteve
Yeah, what one day you're gonna find out you were just completely gas lit.
00:11:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It was the first.
00:11:29
slimeballsteve
but
00:11:30
Devon Kopete
fighters not a real game they started with four Oh
00:11:33
slimeballsteve
Chris, this was just this was just a clear window that your friends dressed up as polygon men and fought behind.
00:11:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
second oh and um you leave football my father really like that quite a bit
00:11:40
slimeballsteve
That that Zach, what a goofball.
00:11:45
slimeballsteve
That's a good one, that is a good one to look for.
00:11:51
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:11:51
pandemic p
Mmm.
00:11:52
pandemic p
Mmm.
00:11:52
slimeballsteve
I think I look for virtual boys whenever I'm out somewhere. That's like the goal. Cause I always think of that joke that we were going to do, Chris, where we bought you a virtual boy with a flashlight attached to the front.
00:11:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah. oh
00:12:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I thought we were going to give that to you, but the mustache.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:12:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, right?
00:12:07
slimeballsteve
ah soy
00:12:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
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Devon Kopete
It's a float. It's a floating gift idea.
00:12:10
slimeballsteve
It's a, it's a floating gift.
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Devon Kopete
Any one of us could, any one of us could get it at any moment for a birthday.
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slimeballsteve
it' So
00:12:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
it's
00:12:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and a mustache i mean
00:12:16
Devon Kopete
So I know, I know I'm safe because my birthday just happened. You know what I mean?
00:12:20
slimeballsteve
Devin, cause I remember this really being your baby. How does it work? Is it the flashlight is in the, is it pointing to the, to the person who's got the the virtual boy on or is it pointing outward?
00:12:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah right
00:12:32
slimeballsteve
So somebody puts the virtual boy on and then someone just goes to town on the front. Like what is happening?
00:12:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um
00:12:36
Devon Kopete
I can't I honestly can't remember ah I Thought it was a dildo instead, but that makes less sense I Don't think we were really thinking about anatomy when we were coming up with this idea
00:12:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I thought it was always the person who had the virtual boy on had the fleshlight on Oh Yeah, cuz I I Thought it was gonna be Mario giving you a blowjob like that's what I always kind of of thought about that in that Okay
00:12:46
pandemic p
you
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slimeballsteve
Cause if it's like, if it's like a mouth, if it's a virtual boy with a, that would be really fun.
00:13:02
slimeballsteve
We'll think about it this way. Okay.
00:13:03
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:13:03
slimeballsteve
All right. I'm going to challenge you, Chris. I need you to beat a virtual boy game. That's all you have to do. But the problem is my virtual boy has a fleshlight of a mouth pointed towards the person who is playing the game. And it has like a big mustache on the front. So while you're playing, there's this big fleshy mouth lip just like slapping against your lips.
00:13:21
pandemic p
Oh.
00:13:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's kissing me as I'm playing.
00:13:24
slimeballsteve
And it's got the mustache and it's it. And we put a little sound chip. So every time you like hit a button on the controller, it's like, let's go.
00:13:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i don't I think I'd play better.
00:13:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Simple.
00:13:38
Devon Kopete
You play better, you think?
00:13:38
slimeballsteve
All right.
00:13:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, yeah, I would.
00:13:40
slimeballsteve
All right.
00:13:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah. Someone always kissing me while I'm playing virtual boy.
00:13:41
slimeballsteve
That.
00:13:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's my dream, Devin.
00:13:45
Devon Kopete
Just the slowly drooling.
00:13:47
slimeballsteve
Yeah, this is just drooling out the front of it.
00:13:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i think Hey, it's part of the game, man.
00:13:52
Devon Kopete
We'll so we'll call it drool. We'll say, oh, that's actually drool, sorry.
00:13:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Get in the game, Devin. Get in the game.
00:13:56
slimeballsteve
Come on, get in the game.
00:13:56
pandemic p
Yeah, get in the game. EA.
00:13:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
EA, man.
00:13:59
pandemic p
EA Sports.
00:13:59
Devon Kopete
Sorry, sorry.
00:14:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know what game I got into EA Sports style?
00:14:01
slimeballsteve
It's in the game.
00:14:01
pandemic p
It's in the game.
00:14:05
slimeballsteve
What's that?
00:14:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Elden Ring.
00:14:07
pandemic p
Aw, man.
00:14:07
Devon Kopete
yeah theyll Still, still, that old sack of bones, that thing.
00:14:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and That old sack of shit. I've been prodding with my dick.
00:14:13
slimeballsteve
Man, Chris, you really dropped Baldur's Gate 3 like a sack of old shit!
00:14:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
very man
00:14:21
pandemic p
Wait, so chris yeah, can I ask you that?
00:14:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
for crossplay
00:14:23
pandemic p
Because I asked i asked Amir.
00:14:24
slimeballsteve
but
00:14:25
pandemic p
What was better back when he was playing ballers gate three and he couldn't give me an answer so Okay.
00:14:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh no, it's elven ring.
00:14:32
pandemic p
All right. Yeah, I was just I was just wondering Like because you you played Alden ring and then you played ballers gate three last year.
00:14:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, it's easy.
00:14:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, I know the difference.
00:14:39
pandemic p
So fairly recently and then
00:14:40
slimeballsteve
on this On this topic, I wanna sit down with all the, quote unquote, our game of the year winners, and I i want to try and make a one tier tier list for them.
00:14:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
00:14:52
slimeballsteve
So it'll be like, what's the S tier game that we we picked as our anti-fanny game of the year?
00:14:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, can we only have one here?
00:14:56
pandemic p
Oh, do we? Yeah. For how many how many years are we going to go back?
00:14:58
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:14:59
Devon Kopete
oh Hmm think I think Do
00:15:01
slimeballsteve
As deep as we can go back with documentation, I guess, I don't know.
00:15:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
How many years did we did we do antifing?
00:15:07
Devon Kopete
we just gotta we just gotta look them up man ah A lot
00:15:09
pandemic p
we used to We used to do the fun thing where we would post the results on the website and then people would vote on the winner.
00:15:15
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:15:15
pandemic p
Like we would each post our game of the year.
00:15:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh yeah! I remember that.
00:15:19
slimeballsteve
But then they they took the website down within.
00:15:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
How many, how many years have we been doing anti-fanis?
00:15:24
pandemic p
We've been doing for a while.
00:15:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is it 10? 15?
00:15:28
Devon Kopete
like 30, 35 years.
00:15:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know.
00:15:29
pandemic p
are are Are the are the pocket is the documentation like completely destroyed now why soon I me just oh Yeah, we have God This is what comes out when I type in anti-fanny's oh my Google Docs look at this
00:15:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
30?
00:15:35
slimeballsteve
I don't know how far we go back. I see we have two thousand and two ah twenty nineteen twenty eighteen.
00:15:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wow. Okay.
00:15:42
Devon Kopete
is there a way Is there a way back machine for for the website?
00:15:45
slimeballsteve
There might be, 2017.
00:15:51
slimeballsteve
I don't know if those have the the picks, but.
00:15:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, I think I know what comes up. I don't even have to look.
00:15:58
pandemic p
Look at the bottom look at the bottom one What is that?
00:16:01
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:16:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't even have to look, man!
00:16:05
Devon Kopete
83 new
00:16:06
pandemic p
Yeah, what is that? Oh my god All right. Yeah, I have 2014 nominations 27. Okay, so it looks like we can do 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023
00:16:16
slimeballsteve
Wow.
00:16:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wow.
00:16:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
00:16:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So eight, eight, seven years, seven years, nine.
00:16:27
pandemic p
So we can go. Yeah, we can go nine years. Is that nine years? Oh, no, not nine, six, six or seven years.
00:16:33
Devon Kopete
Was
00:16:34
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:16:35
slimeballsteve
that's ah that's ah That's a good spread.
00:16:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I guess that's, yeah, that's, pre-COVID, right?
00:16:39
slimeballsteve
And these are all marked, so.
00:16:41
pandemic p
Yeah. What was it?
00:16:41
slimeballsteve
yeah
00:16:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah Who'd you who do you like boom canceled?
00:16:42
pandemic p
Oh, look, look. Oh, man, we said some fun. They see Wesley win the price award. Best change for the better. That's not going to happen anymore. That was canceled. Everything is canceled.
00:16:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nobody.
00:16:53
Devon Kopete
ah was
00:16:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and't anymore
00:16:56
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:16:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
00:16:58
Devon Kopete
who whod you who do you like boom canceled
00:17:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
00:17:01
Devon Kopete
I'm sorry you like Sandman? Can't anymore, boom, cancel.
00:17:04
pandemic p
Yeah, best best game for 2017 it was Mario Odyssey breath of the wild horizon zero doll That old thing that got cancelled that Netflix movie that got cancelled that's cool.
00:17:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Not her anymore.
00:17:17
Devon Kopete
Whatever it was, yeah.
00:17:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Did you see that Twitter post that somebody put on Reddit? They said, I guess somebody...
00:17:23
pandemic p
Oh Yeah, so yeah, I guess they finally played the game I Was like i was like man, was that me?
00:17:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Jesus.
00:17:26
slimeballsteve
ah
00:17:29
pandemic p
Did I post this? I But it wasn't me. It was somebody else.
00:17:33
Devon Kopete
to
00:17:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
he
00:17:36
pandemic p
ah Best game for 2018. I'm just curious. I want to look at these now. Oh, God of War.
00:17:43
Devon Kopete
check south to tell all
00:17:44
pandemic p
Spider-Man. Smash Bros.
00:17:48
slimeballsteve
yeah
00:17:48
pandemic p
Red red Dead 2.
00:17:49
slimeballsteve
ah
00:17:52
slimeballsteve
The 2017 when we have a hashtag best coped which is just quotes that Evan said throughout the year root I Mean these are supposedly real quotes low gang and team 10 these guys rule that was the winner I
00:17:57
pandemic p
just Just a bad take best bad take of the year
00:18:01
Devon Kopete
just Just fake quotes or real quotes, maybe.
00:18:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
There's no way.
00:18:05
pandemic p
Chris
00:18:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
no way
00:18:11
Devon Kopete
ha
00:18:11
pandemic p
Chris for 20 Chris for 2019.
00:18:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
There's no way.
00:18:15
pandemic p
We have BTK biggest crush. Why don't we call that anymore?
00:18:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That handsome character can't come back.
00:18:21
pandemic p
Oh Because mine honors ended it's complete. It's done now. That's lame
00:18:28
pandemic p
Oh yeah, 2019 Resident Evil 2. Oh my god, there's a lot. Oh, I guess the bold ones are the ones that.
00:18:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
that win.
00:18:35
pandemic p
Oh man, Sekiro's in here. Can I retroactively make that my game of the year 2019?
00:18:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, a ah hindsight too.
00:18:41
pandemic p
Even though I played it this year. Yeah, I mean, this is this is weak because I mean, game of the year for 2019 was Resident Evil 2.
00:18:46
Devon Kopete
I'm
00:18:50
pandemic p
Kingdom Hearts 3. I wonder who picked that one. Luigi's Mansion 3 and Untitled Goose game. That's weird, right?
00:18:59
slimeballsteve
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:19:00
Devon Kopete
looking at 2014 game of the year. How do we have so many votes?
00:19:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that sounds about right.
00:19:01
slimeballsteve
Looking looking back,
00:19:01
pandemic p
Yeah, give me a sec. Give me a sec. Give me a sec.
00:19:04
slimeballsteve
looking back there are like three other games that we probably could have picked for that.
00:19:04
pandemic p
Give that to me.
00:19:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Probably.
00:19:09
Devon Kopete
i'm looking at at twenty fourteen game of the year
00:19:11
Devon Kopete
ah
00:19:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, wow.
00:19:14
Devon Kopete
how do we have so many votes
00:19:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, why do you have that?
00:19:16
Devon Kopete
can't remember this yeah cuz uh Middle Earth Shadow of Mordor won with 15 points yeah
00:19:16
pandemic p
No, I think we just I think we just made a pool and then we decided which ones to ah like in the moment.
00:19:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
00:19:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
15 coins.
00:19:30
pandemic p
Yeah, this is gonna be this can be tough to make a tier list. Now, Steve, would there be like a rule? like Could there only be one S tier and then they they go down in like a pyramid or something?
00:19:40
slimeballsteve
I would say so.
00:19:40
pandemic p
Like that kind of thing?
00:19:41
slimeballsteve
What if, what if we did like SSS plus? So like that way, like we have like a few like S rankers.
00:19:47
pandemic p
Oh, you want to widen the gold post so everybody gets a
00:19:48
slimeballsteve
Like, ah like one of them is definitely like the God tier. Yeah. Everybody, everybody gets tangerines and Pizza Hut at after this.
00:19:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
every
00:19:57
pandemic p
It's not even is that is that necessary because these are all games of the e year.
00:20:01
slimeballsteve
You know what? You're right. You know what? We're going to start at B tier.
00:20:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and and and and
00:20:06
pandemic p
Well, I mean, maybe maybe we'll come up with with creative names for each tier, how about that?
00:20:06
slimeballsteve
Really rub some dirt into all of them.
00:20:12
slimeballsteve
I like it, I like it.
00:20:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Good, but what were we thinking?
00:20:15
slimeballsteve
We'll have- Yeah, we'll have the- In hindsight, didn't age that well.
00:20:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:20
pandemic p
And I guess I guess we really love Last of Us Part 2.
00:20:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We're dummies.
00:20:26
Devon Kopete
Thank
00:20:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I mean, come on.
00:20:27
pandemic p
Except for Devin, who voted for butt ass of crunch fart to. For his merry of the year.
00:20:33
slimeballsteve
What?
00:20:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Butt-ass crunch?
00:20:34
slimeballsteve
What is butt-ass of crunch?
00:20:35
pandemic p
enjoy its done yeah It's like somebody put I don't know who put that in, but somebody just made Devin's made Devin's a weird version of.
00:20:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Probably me.
00:20:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I did that.
00:20:47
pandemic p
Last of us, part two, instead of the last of us, part two, it was butt ass of crunch fart.
00:20:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Butt-ass crunch.
00:20:55
Devon Kopete
you.
00:20:58
slimeballsteve
Dude, we're funny.
00:21:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, yeah today I could have, I was having some issues, connectivity problems in Elden Ring.
00:21:08
pandemic p
Mm.
00:21:08
slimeballsteve
ah ho
00:21:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I was playing, uh, I was going against, uh, uh, millennia, you know, blade, blade of mekola, you know, queen of rod, all those titles and such.
00:21:13
pandemic p
Yeah, the goat. The legend.
00:21:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And, uh, I could have had captain poo poo pee helped me out.
00:21:24
pandemic p
Is that was that is the guy's name, those could help me.
00:21:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What? Yeah! Captain poo poo pee.
00:21:29
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:21:30
pandemic p
Do you prefer, do you like that? Because I i feel like that will fuck me off because then like you like you like inviting people in.
00:21:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, I love it.
00:21:37
pandemic p
to help you with boss fights.
00:21:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I mean, I was like, I've never done it before.
00:21:40
pandemic p
Random. OK, so you were trying to.
00:21:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So I was like, give it a shot.
00:21:42
pandemic p
OK.
00:21:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Let's see what it's like. I've been doing that a couple times.
00:21:44
pandemic p
Because like they call your they call your flat, they call your flasks and like. I don't know.
00:21:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I did that with Moog, with Paul. That was fun.
00:21:52
pandemic p
I mean, that's different because you're like you're playing with with people and like that, you know, you know, you can talk to people.
00:21:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and then i
00:21:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah that's true that's true but like even i i've been like i don't yeah he deserved it i did it with a few bosses because i've never done it i did it yeah i got it no
00:21:58
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:22:00
pandemic p
And that and that's Mo. He's he's a pedo. He's a pedo bit. You know.
00:22:08
slimeballsteve
You did it. Oh, my God.
00:22:12
Devon Kopete
.
00:22:17
slimeballsteve
Got what?
00:22:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um i I've i've let i let a few people in to help me out on a bosses.
00:22:22
slimeballsteve
OK.
00:22:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I've never done it before. I want to give it a shot.
00:22:28
pandemic p
You wanted to experiment.
00:22:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And it was fun. I danced around, did a bunch of emotes with him.
00:22:31
pandemic p
With Elden Ring polygamy, you wanted to experiment.
00:22:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah ive very I barely ever used the online shit. And I was just realizing that in this playthrough.
00:22:41
Devon Kopete
.
00:22:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And I think I used it on a dungeon too. I was just like, hey, fuck it. Let's see what it's like. And it was fun. I had a good time and they helped a lot. Like it was, it was epic. A lot of the fights we were having, you know, like they would usually charge in first and I'd like flank whoever they're hitting. Yeah, that's fine. That's, that shit's always fun. Um, but other than that, man, I've been loving my life and elven ring. I just been, I'm, I'm two trophies away from a platinum.
00:23:13
slimeballsteve
Dude, that's exciting.
00:23:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Um, so.
00:23:15
pandemic p
Which ones you need? You're gonna cheat? I cheated to get my plan.
00:23:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm not going to cheat. I haven't cheated.
00:23:21
pandemic p
Well, you already you already got what? You already got frenzied flame and the other ending, right? You probably just need what?
00:23:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I just need I need Randy's.
00:23:27
pandemic p
You probably just need...
00:23:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's the only one I've done.
00:23:29
pandemic p
You need Raun? Oh, really? That's the that's ah the first one I did.
00:23:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Eddie.
00:23:34
Devon Kopete
Thank
00:23:34
pandemic p
That's a bitch, dude.
00:23:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I.
00:23:35
pandemic p
That whole questline's a fucking grind too, man.
00:23:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
The moonlight altar and everything, I actually kind of like that, you know.
00:23:38
pandemic p
Raun is Age of Stars. Yeah, no, but it's it's cool because then you get you get black knife teach and you get to to go up up there and find all those dragons again.
00:23:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, and I like that that little area. that's on the map, that's risen, that you can't reach other than, I think it's cool.
00:23:52
pandemic p
Yeah, that's above everything, yeah.
00:23:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And you get to go to the Nokron and so, yeah.
00:23:57
pandemic p
And you get to put a ring or wedding ring on a corpse.
00:24:01
Devon Kopete
you.
00:24:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I really enjoyed it. And I've done it before. I just never, you know, finished the game with that ending. I had other endings that I was like, I i found that I wanted to do.
00:24:09
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
00:24:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So um yeah, all I you gotta do is that.
00:24:15
pandemic p
Yeah, wait, so what are so yeah, you need that ending and what's the other trophy you need?
00:24:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i Need one weapon as it I need I think it's a baron ole baron fall But he's he's you know that the war master shack that guy burn all burn all Yes, he is
00:24:21
pandemic p
Which one which one?
00:24:29
pandemic p
What?
00:24:30
Devon Kopete
Like John Bernthal's IMDB
00:24:38
pandemic p
Oh, bar ah yeah, the um the fucking dude that has all the ashes of war. He's the guy that's in the volcano man or two, right?
00:24:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He invades you in Farmazul, I think.
00:24:46
pandemic p
bar Barnard or whatever Yeah Yeah, it's right out.
00:24:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And I've never done it before and you have to kill him and you get his weapon and that's it.
00:24:55
pandemic p
Yeah, it's right after um, or is it maybe right before Maleketh or something like one of the like right around there.
00:24:58
Devon Kopete
you
00:25:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes.
00:25:02
pandemic p
Oh, yeah, so like How did you not see him before I was there something that you needed to trigger?
00:25:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I feel like with Farmazul,
00:25:08
pandemic p
Or did or did you have to do it? Did you have to do his his part of the volcano man or two?
00:25:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, you do all of his quest line and everything.
00:25:16
pandemic p
OK.
00:25:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I did that and he just...
00:25:17
pandemic p
Oh, man, yeah, then you're you're golden.
00:25:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I know.
00:25:19
pandemic p
So you just have to beat the game and then.
00:25:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's it. I got a platinum.
00:25:22
pandemic p
That's it.
00:25:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
But I'm gonna play the DLC first.
00:25:26
pandemic p
Yeah, I was going to say, don't I was going to say, don't beat it yet until you play the DLC.
00:25:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And then my last thing I do in Elden Ring should give me a platinum.
00:25:31
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:25:33
pandemic p
Oh, that's actually really cool that you're doing it that way, because I just finished the DLC and I'm kind of like in an empty void right now and I don't really kind of walk I'm a lost soul.
00:25:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:25:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's how I was after I saw it.
00:25:46
pandemic p
You know, it's like sad. Like when when do you finish? Like I can go back and finish the game again, I guess. I did go back and like I beat I beat all the furnace columns. Which I don't think it would be possible without like maxed out blessings and stuff, because those guys are fucking impossible.
00:26:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure.
00:26:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I can believe it.
00:26:06
pandemic p
They were impossible just now, too.
00:26:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I tried fighting one and it was just a joke.
00:26:09
pandemic p
Yeah, don't. Yeah. But they they they they have like physical tears when you beat them.
00:26:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
but
00:26:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, really?
00:26:16
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:26:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I always love that.
00:26:19
pandemic p
So you you you do probably want to go back and there's actually I think there's a couple there that you have to you have to actually fight to get to a certain area.
00:26:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
whoa Whoa.
00:26:26
pandemic p
So. But, you know, you know how it is to grind.
00:26:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:26:31
pandemic p
You don't run from the grind in Elden Ring.
00:26:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
no No, no, no, I'm used to, I'm at good old time.
00:26:35
pandemic p
Right.
00:26:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, no, there's really been very little obstacles in my way.
00:26:37
pandemic p
Yeah, you're doing the fun stuff.
00:26:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I've just been steamrolling.
00:26:44
pandemic p
So right now, you're doing Mikkelos, Heiligtree, and Milania, right?
00:26:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That that's probably the hardest part in the whole run o Yeah, uncomfortable
00:26:53
pandemic p
that's the highest I think that's the highest scaled area in the game. So that like that area, I think, is like basically like comparable to what the DLC is.
00:27:04
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:27:04
pandemic p
So like if you if you get through that area, fine. Or like if you're comfortable, I don't want to say fine. like i don't like free Yeah, if you if you're if you're like, you know, slightly uncomfortable but still get through it in there, then you're then I think you're ready for the DLC because those dudes are fucking there's those there's those fucking night dudes that fucking take the PDS, the steroids, the light steroids.
00:27:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
of the clean rot knights.
00:27:27
pandemic p
Yeah, dude.
00:27:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
but
00:27:30
pandemic p
I even went back, I went back there now, like after like fucking conditioning myself in the DLC and I still get I still get by by those guys.
00:27:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
it's It's hands down the coolest armor in the game.
00:27:37
Devon Kopete
you
00:27:40
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:27:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
They look so fucking cool. Everything looks cool in the The aesthetics there are absolutely perfect in every way. It's just really tough. You know?
00:27:53
pandemic p
Yeah, yeah.
00:27:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And there's some platforming. That's the only thing.
00:27:56
pandemic p
And they make you they really make you earn the right to get your ass kicked in there, because like you have to do the fucking the ah the the fucking love but liturgical town.
00:28:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:28:08
pandemic p
Like and that's a fucking that's an asshole of an of an area, too.
00:28:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that is an asshole.
00:28:13
pandemic p
I mean, I read up i like the second time I did, I read up, you could just use like a sentry torch or whatever or just put it in your back. And you can see the ah the invisible dudes.
00:28:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You can do that, John. where you can headshot them until they fall off the roof. That's what I do.
00:28:27
pandemic p
yeah it's not yeah it's those Yeah, those guys are the the worst. the those are Those sniper guys.
00:28:31
Devon Kopete
.
00:28:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Just shoot them in the face until they fall off the roof. And they they're like, they can't do anything.
00:28:34
pandemic p
Yeah. Yeah, if there's anything that I spend runes on, it's arrows.
00:28:39
Devon Kopete
.
00:28:40
pandemic p
I just go back and keep buying arrows and reload.
00:28:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I've been playing around with bows more.
00:28:43
pandemic p
and
00:28:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Goddamn, black bow is like, that's the best.
00:28:47
pandemic p
Yeah, that's that's the one that you can just do, that you have the arrow barrage weapon art, right?
00:28:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, that thing's awesome. You put, you put, you get lightning arrows and you get barrage, like you just melt everything in front of you.
00:28:59
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:29:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's great.
00:29:00
pandemic p
And then, like, if you, I think if you want to do, like, a poison or scarlet rod or bleed, you can just do that.
00:29:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh yeah.
00:29:08
pandemic p
And you can proc the status effect that way.
00:29:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, John, you beat the DLC, sir.
00:29:17
pandemic p
yeah
00:29:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And you were having a hell of a time with that.
00:29:18
pandemic p
I did. I was scrub quoting like crazy.
00:29:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Right.
00:29:23
pandemic p
I don't know if you notice.
00:29:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I saw it, I was reading something.
00:29:26
pandemic p
I was self-aware, though. I was like, listen, I know I'm scrub quoting right now, but I'm very frustrated. um It was really difficult. I only like I went in.
00:29:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:29:42
pandemic p
I was like, I don't want to say I was like I skated i skated through like the first couple bosses and Then there was that there was a couple like the you know, the the the album art dude was tough fight and then there was Yeah, Messmer the mess man.
00:29:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
00:29:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure, sure.
00:29:59
pandemic p
He was tough And then the ah there was a couple other ones that were in you know around that same time that I thought Messmer Yeah that so they were they were like maybe three three or four
00:29:59
Devon Kopete
. . .
00:30:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
A lot in Old Messamer.
00:30:14
pandemic p
Really tough bosses like really hard like But I don't want to say like I didn't want to say it was harder than millennia It's hard for me to like think that something is as hard as fighting that motherfucker for the first time, right?
00:30:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:30:28
pandemic p
um Because even like the second and third time you fight her, you know, it's still not really free, right?
00:30:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure.
00:30:34
pandemic p
um And Yeah, cuz yeah, it's just like she heals herself like she's she's
00:30:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
She's a struggle regardless, I think.
00:30:43
pandemic p
She's a conti.
00:30:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:30:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Actually, per se her second form is actually easier.
00:30:45
pandemic p
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She sucks.
00:30:50
pandemic p
Yeah, it's a little bit easier because she has she has easily avoidable attacks or whatever.
00:30:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:30:55
pandemic p
It's the first one with the waterfowl attack really like.
00:30:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
pretty It's pretty rare where the first form of a boss is harder than the second.
00:31:00
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:31:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's usually around.
00:31:05
pandemic p
Yeah, so like those those fights that I had like Messmer and a couple of the other ones I don't want to spoil for you. um Were like comparable to malania and then I think the final bosses was harder than malania Uh, because I mean there's a few Okay, so
00:31:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Mmm.
00:31:22
Devon Kopete
Well wait, John, because isn't there like a secret boss? Or is there like a traditional...
00:31:29
Devon Kopete
It's like a final boss and then... No, but I mean like there's like the boss and then there's like, oh, but if you do the, the, the Souls-like thing during the boss fight, then you unlock the the secret boss fight after.
00:31:40
pandemic p
Is there I don't I don't know unless you did you read something?
00:31:42
Devon Kopete
I don't, I don't know.
00:31:45
Devon Kopete
I, yeah, hold on, I'll, I'll, I'll message you.
00:31:46
pandemic p
Let me see. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't want Yeah, cuz then Yeah that I hope I hope I hope there is and I hope there's not is is that a weird thing cuz like
00:31:50
Devon Kopete
Because wouldn't that be funny?
00:31:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
interesting you might you think you missed one i don't know if there is because that would blow your fucking mind
00:32:09
pandemic p
That's not a secret. That's actually the final.
00:32:10
Devon Kopete
oh Okay, okay, okay, okay, my bad, my bad.
00:32:11
pandemic p
That's the final ball. Yeah. Yeah. This the secret, though, is like, I guess the lore stuff. by And that's why I don't want to say anything.
00:32:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I know of a person that shows up again. I saw the video.
00:32:24
pandemic p
OK, OK, so you you kind of you kind of know already.
00:32:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I saw Redon come back.
00:32:28
pandemic p
OK, you saw you saw you saw him. But do but do you know do you know what like the like why you don't know why he's there?
00:32:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know anything. I don't know why.
00:32:35
pandemic p
OK, so I don't want to.
00:32:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I know he's a royal consort. And I'm like, whoa!
00:32:39
pandemic p
Okay, yeah, so I don't want to I don't want to say anything then because like that's like that's like um Yeah, like like that whole like I'm still kind of like looking into like the lore stuff and trying to understand ah what's going on, but it's very very Important I would say they didn't just they didn't just throw the big man out there for no reason
00:32:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That beat fell on my head pretty loud.
00:33:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm just happy he's there.
00:33:02
pandemic p
Well, hey, maybe you might be happy to see it him now, Chris, but you might not you might not be happy.
00:33:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know if he inspires that same feeling of terror that I felt when I fought.
00:33:08
pandemic p
What?
00:33:11
pandemic p
Well, like that, that was my joke. I'm like, I like message him like the after the 50th time I fucking died to him, I was like, I was like, oh, that's cool. I was like, the final boss is just prepatch for Don from the base game.
00:33:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, beautiful.
00:33:24
pandemic p
I was like, is this what it was? Is this what it was like?
00:33:29
pandemic p
And I asked Amir and Amir Amir actually didn't he didn't he he wants to fight. Pre-patch were done, but he never got to.
00:33:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He didn't. He never did, huh?
00:33:37
pandemic p
I guess he wasn't he wasn't at that point before they patched it.
00:33:38
Devon Kopete
. .
00:33:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That was tough, man.
00:33:40
Devon Kopete
. . But now you can hold it over his head though, you know?
00:33:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I was.
00:33:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
00:33:46
pandemic p
ah Yeah, so this. Yeah, this boss is absolutely. Just unforgiving, dude.
00:33:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
he It's Radon, man!
00:33:55
pandemic p
Yeah, but like.
00:33:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's tough! He stuffed his nails!
00:33:58
pandemic p
Yeah, I know, but like, no, like this is this is how this is how hard he was like, he was so hard that like I had to like gold summon NPCs I could summon to help me with the fight.
00:34:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm kind of glad they made this one song, too.
00:34:13
pandemic p
But they summoning both of them scales his HP up like exponentially so much. that I had to just learn how to fight them by myself. like because Yeah, because like because like that's the thing.
00:34:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wow.
00:34:26
pandemic p
like i tried like I mixed and matched. like i tried I tried it with the summons over and over again, getting getting getting fucking pummeled still.
00:34:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:34:36
pandemic p
But then you try, and then like I talked to, Amir was giving me tips, and he was like, listen, man, like you might not want to go in there with the NPCs because of the HP scaling.
00:34:41
Devon Kopete
. . . .
00:34:47
pandemic p
super high. So he's like, just give it a try without it. So I gave it a try and I was doing better damage.
00:34:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Mm-hmm get ripped up Yeah, that's Hmm
00:34:54
pandemic p
But also at the same time, it's like a dance, Chris. Like I was talking about this before where like maybe some like I think I was saying before, like, oh, if sometimes I feel like when I summon mimicked here kind of ruins my rhythm. Right. I did need mimicked here at, you know, in the second phase of that fight. But the first phase of the fight, like, Once you like start learning the dance, like, yeah, it's not like it's not free.
00:35:18
Devon Kopete
. .
00:35:20
pandemic p
Like you still have to you still have to learn how to react and what to react.
00:35:20
Devon Kopete
. .
00:35:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure.
00:35:25
pandemic p
ah But like you still I don't know. It's it's weird. Like it's so like I was able to be like if if it was just a phase one, then like I would be like, oh, this boss was you this boss was easy. But phase two is absolute. Ridiculous like egregious like fucking unforgive unforgiving Combat like it was like I can't even I can't even describe it because like I don't want to say I don't want to say it's random but it's like it feels like it felt like it was random and unfair at a lot of points and like and I feel like yeah They might they might if but the thing is like people are like fucking doing like fucking no hit like Level one no blessing runs right now on them
00:35:51
Devon Kopete
. . .
00:35:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay, they're probably gonna patch them.
00:36:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Of course, of course.
00:36:12
pandemic p
And, um, uh, so they might not patch them like, but I'll tell you this, Chris, like right now I just beat, I just did it once. I just beat them once. And then, but I felt like I was, I got lucky in phase two and that I was just like, you know, I used mimic tier for phase two and I feel like I was just spamming flasks and panic rolling and getting a couple of lucky shots in. And that's how I beat them. But.
00:36:40
Devon Kopete
Felt
Video Game Accessibility and Design
00:36:41
Devon Kopete
dirty.
00:36:41
pandemic p
i But I'll tell you this, I felt the same way after the first time I beat Milania.
00:36:47
Devon Kopete
.
00:36:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:36:48
pandemic p
But then the second time I beat Milania, I just beat her. like She was just whatever.
00:36:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, that's the thing. I mean, a lot of times when I fight these bosses, there's this, I call it the critical limit of hitting them before I got a move.
00:37:01
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:37:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And once you kind of figure it out for all of their attacks.
00:37:05
pandemic p
Like there's the, there's that event horizon part where it's like, there's that point in time where you could be greedy and die or you could hold back a little bit and then react.
00:37:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes. Yes. Yeah.
00:37:11
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:37:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
00:37:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, I think that's part of just the game itself, the strategy of it all.
00:37:16
Devon Kopete
.
00:37:19
pandemic p
Okay.
00:37:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You kind of get in, you get your legs in when you can, and then you back up and you let them...
00:37:23
pandemic p
And then you back up and you kind of read, you kind of try to get a read on them, but and that's the thing.
00:37:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes.
00:37:28
pandemic p
That's how, that's how the first phase is.
00:37:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes.
00:37:29
pandemic p
And it was hard. It was hard to get through and this and that, but then the second phase, just felt like it was unfair. Yeah, I'll wait. I'll wait for you to discover it on your own. I'm not going to like say anything mechanic wise, but.
00:37:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I'm curious about like, Is he weak to blood loss because that's scarlet rot?
00:37:45
Devon Kopete
you
00:37:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is he weak to scarlet rot? Because...
00:37:50
pandemic p
I mean, I'm not I mean, I'm not going to I'm not going to say anything like that, but what I did end up doing was I switched off of Moonvale and it feels bad.
00:37:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Ah! I've got so many questions! well Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
See, I think that makes perfect sense.
00:38:03
pandemic p
I switched off a moon veil and went to rivers. And it.
00:38:08
pandemic p
Because it's we're done, right?
00:38:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because it's redundant.
00:38:10
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:38:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That makes perfect sense.
00:38:11
pandemic p
So. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. Like if you're a lord junkie like you, like a true sicko like you, like, yeah, maybe you like that kind of stuff. But for me, it's like. I and I don't know, like maybe I'm too hard on myself, but like I feel like I hate. Respecting. Because of a boss fight, because I feel like I failed. Build and and it feel yeah It just it feels bad Chris because I fucking rode the moon veil Miata through the whole through this whole journey And I really wanted to see it through but I just I mean, I don't know Maybe I gave up on it too soon Okay, yeah, okay, cuz it cuz it makes you it makes you you know do it makes you adapt I guess and and
00:38:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure some degree If one boss challenge if one boss challenges you like that I think that's good I think
00:38:56
Devon Kopete
. . . .
00:38:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, and it's one boss. If it was like the entirety of the DLC, I'd be like, okay, maybe you you didn't give it the old Boy Scout try.
00:39:04
pandemic p
there were yeah there were there were a couple there were a couple times yeah There were a couple times where I where i almost i almost switched off of Moonvale, and but then I stuck with it and beat and beat that boss. But this one, I just like i was like, this is not this is just not doing it for me.
00:39:17
Devon Kopete
you
00:39:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i um what i' I put hours into this game. I just realized I looked at the little clock on my PS5. What I've learned is everything you need to do anything in this game is right there. It's at your fingertips. You just got to learn a few things and kind of figure out who you're fighting. And everything has like, I'm talking about arrows and, and knives and, you know, dried those, those weird hearts that you eat that give you immunity, like,
00:39:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and They give you everything that you need and I think that respecking is part of it too. They give you the tools to do these things When you really need to and then you can either go back you go forward you could stay with that though like there's options there and Everything is there to be the boss.
00:39:59
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:40:02
Devon Kopete
you
00:40:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You just it's there in the game, you know, like I
00:40:13
pandemic p
Yeah. I just you know, it's just I like I'm like a like kind of a weird purist and I just you know. Like it's it's kind of like in Destiny. Like I never wanted to switch my character because then I feel like I failed my, you know, I didn't want to switch my class ever.
00:40:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'll be honest with you John, I love Radon and I love him as a character. And I'm like, if he made that seems fitting for that character, especially if it's what I think it is.
00:40:42
pandemic p
OK, so that makes that makes you feel good that he was so hard that I had to change my whole identity.
00:40:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
00:40:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because he's not sick. That's what I'm thinking. He's not filled with scarlet rot.
00:40:50
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:40:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
This is who he really is. Like before he got ill and is a monster. Like that's awesome. That's so cool to me. I love that. Ah, that's this is awesome.
00:41:03
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:41:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I cannot wait.
00:41:05
pandemic p
Yeah, it's it's actually. Yeah. So, yeah, there's yeah, like, man, this DLC was this DLC was a amazing. I'm sorry, Devin. I know you love Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth.
00:41:17
Devon Kopete
I do. I love that game.
00:41:19
pandemic p
But I think but I feel like this is there.
00:41:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Keely.
00:41:22
pandemic p
People are going to try to make this game of the year just because.
00:41:25
Devon Kopete
No, no, we we we all knew that. They're going to try. I mean, let's see.
00:41:28
pandemic p
I got to try.
00:41:30
Devon Kopete
Let's see if the fix is in, dude.
00:41:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
heli
00:41:31
pandemic p
There's so and there's so many dude, did you see the did you see the Alana?
00:41:34
Devon Kopete
um I'll say this. We're going to have a January 6th of our own, if that happens. All right. I'm just going to say.
00:41:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You gonna storm the Game Awards?
00:41:40
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it was storing the Keely capital
00:41:42
pandemic p
Did you see the um did you guys see the Alana Pierce like discourse that happened this last week about Yeah, like they they kind of clip they kind of clipped they clipped like 20 seconds of it to make it to make her look worse and
00:41:47
Devon Kopete
about being like a parent and how it's like a disability or something for gaming yeah
00:42:00
pandemic p
ah What she was doing, she was saying that like, would it hurt to put a pause button in an Elden Ring or in Souls games in general? And the the argument, one of the arguments was that you essentially already have a pause button, but you have to like view an item or something and like look at its description and then it pauses the game.
00:42:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:42:21
pandemic p
So like the one argument is, oh, the functionality is already there. Like, why can't you just hot, hot, hot key pause?
00:42:25
Devon Kopete
Well.
00:42:28
pandemic p
You know, and then. She goes on and says like because she works for Santa Monica Studios, right? So she was saying that there's like there's three types of um disabilities that that developers try to account for when it comes to accessibility. And one of the terms like, you know, there's permanent disability is like, you know, if you're actually like handicapped or whatever and then there's and there's another type of disability. And then there's this term called situational disability.
00:42:58
pandemic p
And that could be like, like a situational disability is you walking up the steps by carrying like 50 pounds of equipment or something. Like that might not be possible that considered a situational disability for that task. Right.
00:43:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
00:43:16
pandemic p
And what she was saying is like, what she was saying is like, if you're playing a game and you're a mother of a toddler of like a two year old, then
00:43:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Let's see.
00:43:25
pandemic p
Yeah, then she's saying that like a situational disability in a game is not being able to pause the game so you can so you can tend to your child. And people like kind of like took it like, oh, like, oh, she's saying that if you're mo if you're a parent, you're disabled or whatever. That's that's not what you say.
00:43:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:43:43
pandemic p
That's not what she was saying at all. It wasn't even close. This is all just like derived from like, hey, like, can we just put a pause button in these games? Like, would that hurt the game? And
00:43:53
Devon Kopete
You know, I think, uh, I think souls players needs to fucking chill the fuck out when it comes to this game.
00:43:57
pandemic p
Yeah, they're they're crazy. They're fucking crazy, dude. They're crazy.
00:44:00
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Like, just relax, dude.
00:44:02
pandemic p
It's like.
00:44:03
Devon Kopete
Make it easier.
00:44:03
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:44:04
Devon Kopete
Give it a pause button.
00:44:05
pandemic p
But yeah but that's the thing, like some people are like, you know, but like pete it's like some of the soul sickos are like, oh, this is just a backass backwards way of like trying to make the game easier.
00:44:06
Devon Kopete
Like, or don't, but like, yeah.
00:44:15
pandemic p
And it's like, is it, though, to like pause the game so you don't get killed by a fucking spider like in the game?
00:44:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:44:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
hahaha
00:44:21
pandemic p
So you could go get a drink or go go pee like because that's the thing, like, when I have to do stuff in the game and then like, you know, I'm not saying like tend to my child, but like if I gotta go take a piss, like it's a whole process, Chris, like I got to find a tree. I got to like a hop on a branch or go into a room and like.
00:44:39
slimeballsteve
Does it not let you pause because of invasions?
00:44:41
pandemic p
You can't pause the game.
00:44:42
slimeballsteve
Is that why?
00:44:43
pandemic p
Well, no, I know I think the the lazy, the lazy thing, the lazy version of this is like the game is essentially online.
00:44:43
slimeballsteve
Is that only it?
00:44:54
pandemic p
Right, because there's the messages, there's the ghosts, the the other players, ghosts that are running through the world.
00:44:55
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm. Right.
00:45:00
pandemic p
You know, the the the fucking blood splatter spots that you can look to see how people that you're essentially on the in the in in an online environment in the game.
00:45:02
slimeballsteve
Right.
00:45:09
pandemic p
Right.
00:45:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure.
00:45:11
pandemic p
and But it's not like you're playing like fucking war zone or you know, it's not like you're you're you're playing Fortnite or war zone and and and you're asking for a pause button there. Like it's not the same thing as as a pause button in
00:45:22
slimeballsteve
right
00:45:25
pandemic p
Dark Souls or Elden Ring, where you're plant you're you're literally playing.
00:45:26
slimeballsteve
Right.
00:45:29
pandemic p
a Because that the thing is, like just when you're playing the the the single player experience like by yourself, like yeah you can see all the messages and everything. But it's not like anybody can invade you. That's only that's only if you're playing online like um online multiplayer with people.
00:45:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
See, my technique is I either find a site of grace, I'll look for it, if it's a new one I'm looking for, I'll spend me a little bit of extra time to find one, or I'll just exit the game.
00:45:45
pandemic p
that's the only
00:45:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because when you exit, it saves your spot exactly where you exited the game.
00:46:03
pandemic p
Yeah, but the problem with that, Chris, is if you're out of like if you're out of reach of some of some of the ads that you can see or you know that are around you, or or if an ad far away sees you it won't even it won't even let you, it won't even let you go to the menu to to do that.
00:46:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure, that's true. You'd have to go away to a safe spot and then leave.
00:46:25
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:46:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
But I don't know.
00:46:29
pandemic p
the Yeah, I mean, and I and i get that.
00:46:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i'm I'm so used to it. I just don't...
00:46:32
pandemic p
but like Like the fact that you can just like view an item description and.
00:46:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I've
00:46:35
Devon Kopete
.
00:46:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
never done that. That's something.
00:46:40
pandemic p
Yeah, apparently that pause the game, like some people that play on PC would actually pause the process and in the task manager, which is like, which is weird, too.
00:46:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I have no idea.
00:46:49
pandemic p
But you're right. Like, you know, but the thing is like, you know, what if your fucking door dash KFC is is knocking on the door? You know, you don't have time to go through all that, that stuff.
00:46:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure.
00:46:57
Devon Kopete
.
00:46:58
slimeballsteve
this is This is one of those things that if like they added it in like the next Souls game that they make, and like it would just be fine.
00:47:02
Devon Kopete
.
00:47:03
pandemic p
Yeah, then they're the people are going to have.
00:47:06
slimeballsteve
It would just be celebrated. It would just be like, all right, cool.
00:47:08
pandemic p
It would be, you know, but that's yeah, that's a quality of life thing that would be fine and celebrate. But like, you know, it's the people that fucking complain about the like wondrous physic. Drink. And like the third flask that might that may be able to heal you, too, like people complain about that.
00:47:25
Devon Kopete
.
00:47:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
oh Well, that's ridiculous <unk>s Yeah, I Mean well listen I that's every every community has these these people It's like anything that's popular is gonna spawn a toxic wasteland of human beings that take everything way too far and not understand the core purpose of whatever they love like like i I See it all the time.
00:47:26
pandemic p
I think that's yeah, people are just crazy, dude.
00:47:30
slimeballsteve
You have to go real deep for that, I feel.
00:47:31
pandemic p
They need to take a chill pill. These guys need to take a fucking chill pill, dude.
00:47:33
slimeballsteve
right
00:47:54
slimeballsteve
If I can win an argument by saying, but what if I have to take a shit?
00:47:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's
00:47:59
slimeballsteve
then I feel like no matter what, like your side loses.
00:48:02
pandemic p
Yeah, that
00:48:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
hahaha
00:48:04
slimeballsteve
way
00:48:04
pandemic p
And that's a yeah and that and.
00:48:06
Devon Kopete
hahahahaha
00:48:07
pandemic p
Like I mean, I don't know, I kind of get both sides because like. You kind of want to like. Well, I don't want to say it's unfair, but like at the same time or that is fair, but like. Like not having the comfort of pausing the game. It like adds another dimension to the game, that's like.
00:48:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I wouldn't I wouldn't hate I wouldn't hate a Souls game without a pause but functionality but I then again what didn't
00:48:29
pandemic p
That's kind of cool.
00:48:33
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:48:33
pandemic p
Yeah, but you're not you're not going to say that the game is is flawed because it doesn't have one.
00:48:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
matter no no it's ridiculous it's one of those it's again they've added quality of life things to the game that I'm just like good these are fun I'm
00:48:39
pandemic p
Yeah.
00:48:47
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I've seen too many people kind of like hold their ground on a lot of games. And then like when the next iteration of that game from the developer and the creator comes out and they add those things. They're like, they're just like, they don't even like, go like, you know what? I was wrong about that.
00:49:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, of course they won't.
00:49:04
slimeballsteve
Cause like, for the longest time monster hunter, like that game, like you couldn't lock on to the monsters in those games.
00:49:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nobody steve nobody stand nobody stands corrected anymore.
00:49:11
slimeballsteve
Like that was rough.
00:49:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
they There's no nobody holding anybody to do that.
00:49:15
slimeballsteve
No.
00:49:16
pandemic p
Steve, you can't. Steve, you can't do that. You can't do that. And you can't do that in Dragon's Dogma.
00:49:21
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:49:23
slimeballsteve
You right. You right. But hey, if they add it in dragon's nogma three,
00:49:26
pandemic p
And that's the game. That's the game where if you if you go to sleep with your friends and camping in the woods, you could you could literally die in the middle of the night in that game.
00:49:34
slimeballsteve
Dude, I did that and I woke up to a pack of wolves and bandits and I was literally locked in ah so in a save stun right there.
00:49:38
pandemic p
Yeah, did yeah, it's it's no joke.
00:49:41
slimeballsteve
Like I couldn't get out.
00:49:41
pandemic p
And and that like stuff like that, like kind of like, yeah, like. Stuff like that makes me lean towards like yeah, maybe they don't have to throw it in there like If I gotta take a shit, then I just gotta take the L, you know You know, I don't know Yeah, cuz we were talking about um Yeah, cuz you can't even like go into like the PlayStation menu because sometimes that'll just pause it
00:49:53
Devon Kopete
that
00:49:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
figure out
00:49:58
slimeballsteve
think
00:50:14
pandemic p
pause things for you.
00:50:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, I don't think it does right
00:50:17
pandemic p
and we were And we were talking about the one time, lay I was talking to Paul and Borden about this when we were in chat, playing Howling Ring the other day.
00:50:20
Devon Kopete
that
00:50:26
pandemic p
I was talking about the one time, Devin, remember, we went to go see an Incredible Hulk, the Edward Norton Hulk movie, and Steve was supposed to come?
00:50:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:50:37
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:50:38
pandemic p
ah he got He got stuck watching the fucking Metal Gear Solid 3 ending.
00:50:41
Devon Kopete
Final cutscene, yeah.
00:50:42
slimeballsteve
Dude, dude, that's backwards.
00:50:43
pandemic p
And was like fucking two hours long so he couldn't he couldn't even come to the movies with us to watch the movie Yeah And the endings like you said it was like the ending was like two hours long and this is like No, and this is like yeah, and this is like ps3.
00:50:48
slimeballsteve
Dude, I beat I beat that game in an hour and a half before our movie time.
00:50:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
00:50:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh my god. Are you serious?
00:50:55
slimeballsteve
The ending is like a movie, it's like a fucking movie or.
00:50:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wait, what is this? Four or five?
00:51:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Four.
00:51:01
pandemic p
This is before they added pause this is before they added pause buttons for for cutscenes and before you could just like you know go back there was no UI where you can just hit the menu button and then like
00:51:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh yeah, four.
00:51:01
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:51:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's right. Cutscenes.
00:51:05
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:51:12
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:51:13
pandemic p
You know, sometimes that could pause stuff, too. But like I was like, dude, this that shit used to just, you know.
00:51:18
slimeballsteve
I think I tried it and it kept playing it when I hit the button for the PS3 menu.
00:51:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
All right, honestly, Steve, because I'm sure you saw the Edward Norton Incredible Hulk film.
00:51:27
slimeballsteve
No, I never did.
00:51:28
pandemic p
Was it was it worth it?
00:51:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Really? Never?
00:51:30
slimeballsteve
It's the one it's the one movie and that's I blame Kojima to that to this day.
00:51:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I was going to compare. I was going to say, what's this better?
00:51:37
slimeballsteve
You know what, Edward Norton might still be the Hulk if I had seen that movie. We might be in a different timeline because of Kojima.
00:51:43
pandemic p
The butterfly effect.
00:51:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Because I think it could go either way. If you do watch The Incredible Hulk, The Edward Norton One, it's okay. I mean, the end of Metal Gear Solid 4 is way too long. So that's gonna be off right there and then, right?
00:51:54
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:51:55
slimeballsteve
Very long. Yeah.
00:51:57
Devon Kopete
Yes, they just finished the fight, man. I don't know. I like it doesn't hurt you.
00:51:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
so But it's still like Metal Gear Solid 4, so there's some weight to everything and drama. I don't know. ah You're gonna have to watch... You're gonna have to watch Metal Gear Solid 4.
00:52:09
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm
00:52:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and
00:52:11
Devon Kopete
yeah let's sneak just finish the fight man and no now and like it doesn't irk you
00:52:16
pandemic p
Oh, man.
00:52:17
slimeballsteve
No Dude once they started making I was i was just so curious I was like What what happened what happened an abomination I
00:52:17
Devon Kopete
That you you never knew what happened to Harlem? Like every time we watched like the the Netflix Marvel movies and they were talking about Harlem, you're like, I don't know what happened.
00:52:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Steve doesn't even know. Steve doesn't even know what happened to Emil Bronsky. What the hell is his name?
00:52:37
Devon Kopete
Yeah, and Blonsky, you were close.
00:52:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Bronsky?
00:52:40
pandemic p
ah That's funny. That's fucking funny.
00:52:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Who played him again? Goddamn, what's his name?
00:52:44
Devon Kopete
short to go play no no ah the guy who he who was in that liar TV show you're a lawyer Lou
00:52:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No!
00:52:47
slimeballsteve
Shark though, baby.
00:52:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I went... Paul Fiction. He's in every Quentin Tarantino film. Oh, he's got red hair. God, why am I... He's English. Steve, help me out here.
00:53:00
slimeballsteve
Some sort of red. You're talking about Alfred E. Newman.
00:53:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah He's Bunny. He's Honey Bunny in Paul Fiction.
00:53:07
slimeballsteve
Oh, oh, oh, oh, God, Tim Roth.
00:53:07
Devon Kopete
Ferrigno Tim Roth Tim Roth Lou Ferrigno he's in all those
00:53:09
slimeballsteve
Yes.
00:53:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Tim Raw.
00:53:10
pandemic p
Tim Roth.
00:53:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Thank you.
00:53:11
pandemic p
Tim Roth.
00:53:12
slimeballsteve
It's either Lou Ferrigno and Tim Roth.
00:53:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
was
00:53:15
pandemic p
Tim Roth has red hair.
00:53:17
Devon Kopete
help ah I wouldn't say he's like known as a redhead.
00:53:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He does, doesn't he?
00:53:20
slimeballsteve
Blondish red. It's one of those hair colors where you're like a flight
00:53:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Strawberry blood?
00:53:22
pandemic p
Holy shit, Liv. Dude, Liv Tyler was Betty and I totally forgot she was in this movie.
00:53:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's what I always thought.
00:53:27
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:53:30
Devon Kopete
It's it's kind of a decent move.
00:53:32
pandemic p
ah like They let her walk.
00:53:32
Devon Kopete
It's a fun watch.
00:53:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
it It's good.
00:53:33
pandemic p
They let Liv Tyler walk.
00:53:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's good.
00:53:35
pandemic p
Kevin Feige let her walk.
00:53:37
Devon Kopete
I don't think technically I think she's still in it.
00:53:37
pandemic p
Fuck that. The legend lived on.
00:53:41
Devon Kopete
Like like they never recast her, you know.
00:53:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, because they kept Ross, right?
00:53:46
Devon Kopete
Yeah, they kept her off and then he he passed away, sadly.
00:53:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So I guess, manically, she's still Betty.
00:53:51
Devon Kopete
ah
00:53:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I think she's going to be in the I heard a rumor she's going to be in the Thunderbolts movie.
00:54:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay.
00:54:01
Devon Kopete
But I could be wrong because that movie is all over the place.
00:54:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Harrison Ford is being recasted as Ross, right?
00:54:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, and there's that funny story where um The guy who plays falcon tried to like explain the mcu to me. He's like, I don't give a shit Like I don't I don't care just i'm here to work I was like, all right hurt her chef hurt
00:54:25
pandemic p
Hmm.
00:54:25
slimeballsteve
He's right. He's right. He's just there for the money. Come on. He's old man. Just let him, just let him make old man money. Go.
00:54:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Let him be a Red Hulk. Everybody, you know, when you get that old, you should be.
00:54:35
Devon Kopete
I think I think you really just kept trying to explain the plot of the twist a metal show to these eggs Well, was going to go and this whole thing Calypso
00:54:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah yeah
00:54:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Second season, they got Calypso. ah he said Oh, Hank.
00:54:47
Devon Kopete
you wait who's playing him Okay, why not?
00:54:48
slimeballsteve
Calypso. That's fun. That's a good, that's a fun pick.
00:54:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And Axel's going to be in it, so that's it.
00:54:56
Devon Kopete
No ah I'll tell you what dude if his arms are genetic or just Mechanically slammed into a car.
00:54:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's my role.
00:55:06
Devon Kopete
I don't I'll turn it it off Tony man, that was a it was it wasn't half bad It's that good
00:55:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's got scream im ah to Just screaming and in constant pain. like if they I know.
00:55:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's just a lot of, listen, it's a lot of commitment for something that isn't very good.
00:55:25
Devon Kopete
it No, no, it's it's definitely just like if you are sitting around waiting for something good to watch. You could watch something else, but if you've already seen that, then you could get twist the metal shot.
00:55:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What are you talking about? Severance is going to come out any day, right?
00:55:41
Devon Kopete
Oh, who cares, dude?
00:55:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Season two?
00:55:44
Devon Kopete
I, I, I'm this close to not caring.
00:55:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Any day? Right?
00:55:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I kind of am in the same boat.
00:55:48
Devon Kopete
You know, I'm dude.
00:55:49
slimeballsteve
Come on man, Ben Stiller.
00:55:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Listen, let me tell you something. That show, I love it. But I also kind of saw all shades of lost. And that like that that deep, dark part of me is like, no, don't do it again. No.
00:56:03
slimeballsteve
Don't fall for another.
00:56:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah And now with this three year break, that dark voice has gotten a lot louder. Like, are you really going to spend your time watching this knowing how it's probably going to end?
00:56:16
slimeballsteve
and
00:56:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's only gonna be bad
00:56:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's. Yeah, and it's hard to keep that voice down with the passing time. It's it's I feel like that with most second seasons or were third seasons or sequels that are coming out nowadays, like you you're you're on the clock, baby. Like, i there's so much that I already have in front of me. You really gotta pump them out. And I can't wait this long anymore. It's too much. I don't know. That's me. But I also did see a sequel, a movie sequel, this this week.
00:56:51
slimeballsteve
Ooh.
00:56:51
Devon Kopete
Yes!
00:56:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Devin as well. We went to go see Maxine at the at the old IMG Megaplex. And it was good.
00:57:09
Devon Kopete
Yes, it was good Just good Also, I I feel stupid.
00:57:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It was good.
00:57:11
slimeballsteve
It was just good.
00:57:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It was just good. It was just good.
00:57:13
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:57:16
Devon Kopete
I feel well, it's probably bitch harsh. I feel a little silly because I I was telling everybody, I was like, yeah, you know, these are kind of like non, they're like loosely connected, trilogies, blah, blah, blah, like completely forgetting how the how X ended. And I kind of forgot that this literally is a direct sequel to to acts like same character.
00:57:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
sure
00:57:40
Devon Kopete
I was like, yeah, it's these movies me God plays just plays the main character in all three of these movies.
Movie Reviews: Maxine and Giallo-inspired Films
00:57:44
Devon Kopete
Other than that, you know, there are there's murderers with that's pretty much it and then I'm watching it I was like, oh I'm stupid like you definitely needed to watch at least one of these movies Previously because I was like Steve you don't have to watch anything just come see ya Yeah for sure for sure
00:57:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, X. X more so than Pearl.
00:58:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And I kind of think this is the weakest entry of the trilogy. I think I liked X more. I think I liked Pearl way more. I think Pearl is great.
00:58:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah, i I think this is like probably a better movie than X, but but like but like yeah, I like X more because...
00:58:16
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:58:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I just like X more though. I think you're right. This is more polished, this is more stylistic, um but it's just something about like X's roller and it's better horror film than this is a roller, right?
00:58:28
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:58:38
Devon Kopete
For sure, yeah. And I don't know, like I was really, I was vibing like,
00:58:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It works.
00:58:45
Devon Kopete
I was into it for a while. um because Yeah, well, like Kevin Bacon shows up, right?
00:58:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, me too. I think Kevin Bacon is is great in this.
00:58:53
Devon Kopete
And he's like a fun character. He's a character. like He's playing like this Louisiana like goon.
00:58:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's a good.
00:58:59
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:59:00
Devon Kopete
And I was like, oh, that's right. The Caster's movie is pretty good. And I was like, man, everybody's going to be so good in this movie.
00:59:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
This.
00:59:07
Devon Kopete
And then he's like the standout. And that's and then it kind of is like dumb.
00:59:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Him chasing me is the silliest. He's the silliest run.
00:59:16
Devon Kopete
yeah runs like a man who's like mid-fifties
00:59:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
A long time.
00:59:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, it's really, but he's, I think he's playing up a little cause he's like kind of like, got his back into it. He looks like a goon. yeahs just and you know i think His turn is good. I think Mia Gough is good as well. um I think she really lights up most of the scenes that she's in. you know I think if anything, it's when she's working opposite someone who's not as strong actor or actress as she, ah most notably being, I think, her friend at the video shop and her girlfriends that she meets throughout the movie. They're all kind of, eh, okay.
01:00:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah, well, they're kind of like they're not around enough, even like the friend character.
01:00:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
They're not, they're not.
01:00:08
Devon Kopete
Like it feels like there was all subplot. They just cut out during that movie.
01:00:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's true. This film is very empty, I think is the word I would use to describe it.
01:00:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I mean, people ask and I think I said what you kind of said is like more style than substance, for sure.
01:00:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
feel
01:00:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh yeah, and it really nails the style style aspect of the film. The aesthetics are cool. Everything looks like the 1985. They choose the right parts of history to highlight too. ah There being the Satanic Panic that was going on in the 80s and also the Night Stalker killings in LA. So they pick all these really nice little parts throughout history to to highlight on. but nothing has any weight and it's just everything seems a bit empty.
01:01:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, and it just doesn't have, I guess what I would say, the heart that X had. That's the way I would. The pluckiness of like a cheap horror movie set in the South.
01:01:10
Devon Kopete
Yeah, even though it's like it's really stylized it's not as raw and it's just like cuz X also just had that part of the pun but they had the X factor of just being like this horror movie by this director I hadn't really heard of before and it was just like Yeah, it's an above-average horror slasher movie
01:01:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Exactly. It was more of a surprise, right?
01:01:29
Devon Kopete
ah with really good visuals and you know like uh not an original plot but like you know it's like oh yeah
01:01:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think a pretty compelling killer, I think, is a really cool idea in concept, right?
01:01:38
pandemic p
you
01:01:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And her her motivations and everything. but I thought that was really neat.
01:01:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, it just I guess I wanted all i wanted more. is really what I'm, the end criticism I have for it. And it was good. It was fine. It was, I wouldn't necessarily say a good sit. I don't know if I would go back and and rewatch this one.
01:02:07
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:02:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know, X.
01:02:08
slimeballsteve
You could talk this one.
01:02:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, like it's fun and I watched it. And and I want to see what this guy does next.
01:02:14
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:02:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Ty West, like I want to, I want to see what is maybe breaking out of the world.
01:02:19
Devon Kopete
Also, man, it started really strong with ah with the mugger.
01:02:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It did. Yes.
01:02:24
Devon Kopete
Like there's an awesome scene like with a mugger tries to like, you know, killer or do whatever.
01:02:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes.
01:02:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i I think this movie has third act problems. I think the culmination is both really cheap looking and silly, like Wade's over the top.
01:02:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah, God, it's just I don't know.
01:02:43
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:02:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah, like yeah I'll be um I'll go as far as say it's bad like it's a bad ending Yeah, like and that not the movie itself, but like the end of this movie gets like really like stupid I'd say and like hokey and Cheek like I don't know.
01:02:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Mm-hmm.
01:02:48
slimeballsteve
Really?
01:02:52
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:03:01
Devon Kopete
It's just like cringe. It's kind of cringy in a bad way like it's not and
01:03:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, she's not as cool as as she was throughout the rest of the-
01:03:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And you know what? Like I was I was crapping on this movie a few weeks ago, but like when I got around the scene, um Love Lives Bleeding, like same kind of issue in the sense of like this movie is like really stylized. And I'm like, oh, my God, this seems like it'd be like one of the like I'd be an idiot to not see this movie because it's going to be so good. It's going to be one of the best movies I haven't seen yet.
01:03:33
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:03:34
Devon Kopete
And I was like, this is like OK. And then just the ending so bad. In my opinion, yeah that movie kind of goes in a very sharp direction.
01:03:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'll be honest with you, I think I like the ending of that more than this.
01:03:46
Devon Kopete
I don't know. It's just I hated that. That movie is just not good, I think.
01:03:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Just because that movie goes way all out over the top.
01:03:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that goes way over the top, but I mean, like.
01:03:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I like that, you know, he's swinging for the fences for that.
01:03:58
Devon Kopete
I guess, yeah, but it's just like love ice bleeding Maxine. I didn't see it, but the drive away gals or or whatever that movie, the Coen Brothers movie, like
01:04:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Cohen Brother.
01:04:10
Devon Kopete
Oh, yeah. Yeah. ah But like, I don't know, man, all these ah driveway dolls. Yeah. All these movies are like bad. Like what? Come on. Like the only good movie. It's not going to be fair, but like Dune 2, which felt like a sure thing and like not the fun, like sexy smart pick. But I'm like, yeah, I haven't seen a movie better than Dune 2 yet. like I don't think so.
01:04:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i'll do two fantastic
01:04:41
Devon Kopete
Sure, sure, but I'm just saying like, I don't know, March, I think.
01:04:41
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:04:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
got put that That movie is is awesome.
01:04:44
slimeballsteve
When did that come out? What was that, March?
01:04:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's awesome.
01:04:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:04:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think yeah, I mean that set a pretty high watermark too. I think as well Listen
01:04:56
Devon Kopete
I mean, it's sure, it's just like, I guess like we're seeing these movies that like, honestly, probably deserve to be and Maxine's kind of an outlier because like this,
01:05:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
These are these are micro budgets, you know, they're throwing shit at the wall.
01:05:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah, these are smaller budgets because the the strikes and there there wasn't anything that there's.
01:05:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and they're And they're throwing some shit at the wall. they're They're seeing what sticks. It's not it's an experiment in a lot of ways. And I do think recently we've been seeing an uptick in Giallo's inspired horror movies with female main characters doing, you know, either thrillers,
01:05:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:05:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
horror films that are like kind of multi-faceted characters and are strong, strong characters.
01:05:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
But I also think like you got to be careful because that that genre and in particular is full of so much fucking garbage.
01:05:51
Devon Kopete
It for sure, yeah.
01:05:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and my And you got to know like, you got to take know what what are pearls and what's bullshit. And I don't think I haven't seen a Giallo inspired film recently that's nailed it. I go far as far back as last night in Soho.
01:06:09
Devon Kopete
Mm hmm.
01:06:09
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:06:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't even, I don't think that nailed it either.
01:06:10
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:06:15
Devon Kopete
the original disappointment as far back as my brain goes.
01:06:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And I don't think, I think Suspiria was great, the remake's great, but it's a remake still.
01:06:22
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:06:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:06:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I wanna see something that's,
01:06:29
slimeballsteve
Can I give you a.
01:06:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
this
01:06:32
slimeballsteve
a modern giallo that I think that might be a little silly and it might also kind of teeter on that line but I think malignant I think just the way that you had to like the colors and like yeah like it's definitely playing into like the quality of the films too
01:06:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking that too. I was thinking that too. I think what Mullingdon knows is that geologists are stupid.
01:06:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but You're right. It's just interesting because like it's not like these movies don't go in the stupid direction But it's like the wrong kind of stupid I guess Yeah, you thought what kind of stupid Yeah Yeah
01:07:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure Right. It's not the entertaining stupid. It's the aesthetically not.
01:07:08
slimeballsteve
Not an overly hairy hand stabbing you a hundred times in a red room, stupid.
01:07:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, that's the thing. i like I think they're right with choosing the aspect Geolo movies had where they had really interesting female main characters.
01:07:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah,
01:07:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's cool. Focus on that. Really build off of that. But don't include all the rest of it.
01:07:26
Devon Kopete
I forget has any of any of you watched Lisa Frankenstein yet?
01:07:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Just keep the good. That's good enough. Let's build off of that. Make something better. ah Yeah, so it's a little bit of a disappointment.
01:07:38
Devon Kopete
yeah i forget has any have any of you watched ah lisa frankenstein yeah
01:07:44
slimeballsteve
no
01:07:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, I saw that on HBO Max.
01:07:47
Devon Kopete
I think it's worth a while. I'm very curious about what you guys think because it's like I Was so confused watching that movie not because I couldn't follow the plot, but I was like Is she over the top issue really is this really good? Is this really bad? like I couldn't quite put my finger on that movie in terms of how I feel about it, but um At the same time I think it's worth a watch for sure and
01:08:03
slimeballsteve
No. Hmm.
01:08:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
one thing I've learned about Galanian Chill, or through Galanian Chill, is that when you intentionally try to make a bad movie, it's just bad.
01:08:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:08:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's not, like, fun. You can't intentionally go into it.
01:08:25
Devon Kopete
You know what, Chris? Maybe Immaculate is the secretly the best horror movie of the year.
01:08:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I mean, the most sleepy?
01:08:32
Devon Kopete
Maybe. ah Well, was this better or worse than the first Omen, Chris?
01:08:40
Devon Kopete
Cool.
TV Show Critiques: 'The Boys' and 'House of the Dragon'
01:08:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think that, like, I think the first Omen as a story is better. I think it's a little more fleshed out. I just wish it wasn't a part of the Omen series.
01:08:51
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:08:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It was his own thing. It would have been really cool. Whereas I actually, do I kind of feel the same way about Maxine?
01:09:01
Devon Kopete
Maybe.
01:09:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Maybe, maybe if it wasn't, but but it's so tangentially connected though. The only connection is the character. I don't know. I'm going too far.
01:09:11
slimeballsteve
I should go too deep, Chris.
01:09:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. um Again, I think Maxine's definitely good.
01:09:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No.
01:09:19
Devon Kopete
um i just I think we ah we may have put a little too much on it. Kind of like, ah what should we call it?
01:09:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:09:28
Devon Kopete
Fucking Last Night at the Rodeo, or what was that movie? ah
01:09:33
slimeballsteve
Oh.
01:09:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah That was the most disappointing.
01:09:35
Devon Kopete
oh my
01:09:35
slimeballsteve
What was that?
01:09:35
pandemic p
What?
01:09:36
slimeballsteve
That was um by, it was his next, yeah, it was the next film after ah Cabin in the Woods.
01:09:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
At the El Verado?
01:09:39
pandemic p
Yeah.
01:09:41
Devon Kopete
oh Bad Times at the El Royale.
01:09:43
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:09:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
or
01:09:44
pandemic p
Yeah.
01:09:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
oh
01:09:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah, we were, I mean, talk about, I'll be honest, man, talk about like an A plus trailer. That trailer is so good.
01:09:51
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:09:51
Devon Kopete
And then just when's this movie going to get good?
01:09:54
pandemic p
Yeah, but that wasn't a that also wasn't i wasn't a sequel, though, to a really good movie, too.
01:09:57
Devon Kopete
No, you're right. Yeah, just.
01:10:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think like Chris Hemsworth played the dumber less successful version of that in Furiosa but it was like more fun because he was an idiot and he's
01:10:07
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:10:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:10:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Help all the time.
01:10:15
Devon Kopete
um I'm trying to think, I saw that, I finally started watching the bear, fucking final.
01:10:24
pandemic p
I was supposed to start yesterday but we didn't we didn't get a chance to How was how was it?
01:10:26
Devon Kopete
I'm only two episodes in, only Carmi doesn't die, sorry.
01:10:31
pandemic p
How was the first two episodes?
01:10:32
Devon Kopete
um Interesting, ah because it's like in terms of the timeline, it's it's like the first two episodes are like taking place basically in the direct aftermath. And I'm kind of like, it should, like, it's good, right? It's, it's pure keynote in terms of what they're doing and how they're telling this story. But I'm kind of like, all right, let's like, let's move on. Like, let's see what's going to happen to the fucking.
01:10:55
pandemic p
Let's watch watch some cooking. Let's let's see some cooking.
01:10:57
Devon Kopete
Yeah, man. This is Carmi being an asshole.
01:11:01
pandemic p
Adam, Adam Warlock show up yet.
01:11:03
Devon Kopete
Uh, yes.
01:11:04
pandemic p
Is jo Josh Hartnett's in this season?
01:11:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. In episode is, dude, I don't know. Fucking spoilers, bro.
01:11:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I did see him in it still.
01:11:12
slimeballsteve
Thank you very much.
01:11:14
pandemic p
He was trapped.
01:11:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think I saw him.
01:11:15
pandemic p
Josh Hartnett was trapped.
01:11:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's trapped.
01:11:15
Devon Kopete
hey He's trapped. They're trying to trap him in that restaurant.
01:11:21
Devon Kopete
Yo.
01:11:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
actually I actually learned something about trap.
01:11:24
Devon Kopete
Oh, what?
01:11:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
All right, so it's actually based off of a true event that happened in 1985. It was called Operation Starlight. and the police invited known criminals and fugitives to a free show. They showed up, like thousands of them. or They all got arrested at the end.
01:11:46
Devon Kopete
Wow, that's actually.
01:11:47
slimeballsteve
Thank you.
01:11:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It was before a new admin laws.
01:11:49
Devon Kopete
I mean.
01:11:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You can't do that anymore.
01:11:53
Devon Kopete
I mean, is that even entrapment, man? Come on, he's trying to see.
01:11:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think it is.
01:11:56
Devon Kopete
Hey, we're just taking samples. Your name popped up.
01:12:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and
01:12:00
Devon Kopete
It's weird.
01:12:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I thought that was really interesting because I think it also might have spoiled another aspect of the movie.
01:12:07
Devon Kopete
OK, all right. I just I just think that movies ah that trailer looks real. That trailer is so good.
01:12:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm not sure. Who knows?
01:12:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Aces Trailers. Trailers, by the way. I saw the second one.
01:12:20
Devon Kopete
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think it I honestly think he did that already and I think that was not in the cabin the twist is like there was no twist and the movie sucked that was terrible dude
01:12:21
slimeballsteve
Oh.
01:12:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Great. Both fucking awesome. And I think M. Night Shyamalan is starting to learn that get You throw a twist out in the trailer and you pocket one for a little later.
01:12:32
pandemic p
Yeah. What if the twist is that there is no twist?
01:12:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:12:38
slimeballsteve
Thank
01:12:38
pandemic p
Can you respect that?
01:12:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What, old?
01:12:39
pandemic p
Can you respect that? Oh, and it didn't turn out OK.
01:12:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, it sucks.
01:12:49
Devon Kopete
Like, like, say what you will about the beach, at least like crazy shit happens in that movie. Like.
01:12:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Personally, Devin, I think this trap movie, it's given me split energy.
01:12:58
slimeballsteve
you.
01:12:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think we're getting one.
01:12:59
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:13:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think we're getting a good one. I really feel that.
01:13:03
pandemic p
Don't fall for the trap!
01:13:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Ah, I can't help it! Ah, the good trailers, you know?
01:13:06
pandemic p
Don't fall for the trap, Chris!
01:13:07
Devon Kopete
oh
01:13:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's so, so rare.
01:13:10
Devon Kopete
ah And see, watch.
01:13:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, I watched, oh, I got, I got, I got a talk.
01:13:15
Devon Kopete
Oh, yeah, yeah, tell me.
01:13:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I got, all right, so. Two shows that I've been watching regularly, I feel like are both on the hot seat right now for me.
01:13:26
Devon Kopete
like in the back that bad in a bad way okay
01:13:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
both they're
01:13:28
slimeballsteve
Like they're in trouble, they're in trouble.
01:13:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
going to get fired soon.
01:13:31
slimeballsteve
oh
01:13:33
Devon Kopete
okay
01:13:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Um, we'll start with the voice. Um, most recent episode of the boys is a completely nonsensical, nothing to do with the plot. Just absolute. bull i would a Too hard.
01:13:47
pandemic p
Are they trying too hard? Are they trying too hard for shock value now? They're trying too hard? That's what I was hearing.
01:13:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
There was
01:13:53
Devon Kopete
and Okay Mm
01:13:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
zero to very little plot movement in this entire episode. It was, it was a, it was a Batman.
01:14:00
pandemic p
But it's satire, Chris. It's satire. So like, you know.
01:14:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It was a, it was a racist Batman joke, racist, uh, sadomasochistic Batman joke for an hour. And, uh, it, it wasn't funny in the beginning.
01:14:11
Devon Kopete
-hmm
01:14:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It wasn't funny in the middle. It was just, to just way over the top and kind of off putting in, in All putting in a sense where they focus on this instead of the most interesting part of the plot, which is.
01:14:29
Devon Kopete
Right, there's better plot lines to follow and it just geared to a hole.
01:14:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
01:14:34
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:14:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And the it just seems like the show. I think the the lead writer is really upset that the majority of his audience doesn't understand that Homelander is a villain and he is just piling it on.
01:14:47
Devon Kopete
the fifth
01:14:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
because he's like, what do I have to do to get into your thick skulls that these people are the same people in our world? like i don't And that that brings us to a very excellent point, which a lot of comedians have brought up is satire dead. And I want to say, yes, it's fucking dead. Nothing can be satirized anymore because people take it serious. And then it's only that's all I see. o
01:15:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And it's failed the world is sillier than any satire can that can be created and Yeah, the boys is just falling into that pit where they have to keep going more and more over the top to just Sell this idea that it's a satire
01:15:38
Devon Kopete
alright because I will say like I'm you know like so read it's like I don't follow the voice I read it because I don't know I have a personality I guess but like it's one of those suggested ones and it's just people complaining about the show and I'm like I don't know yeah but I was like I don't know if this is just like typical subreddit thing where like they just hate everything yeah
01:15:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I mean, they're right. i
01:15:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's the problem, right? That's the problem with all media discourse nowadays. Are these people upset because they're awful human beings? Or are these people upset because what they're watching is awful? I can't, i it's hard to delineate.
01:16:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah Yeah
01:16:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know. it You're absolutely right, Devin. I can't tell you if it's true criticism or based on hate and racism, sexism, blah, blah, blah.
01:16:17
Devon Kopete
Well, I mean that's what I mean like you bring up something, okay Maybe there's more to it because I just ignore that stuff
01:16:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm just telling you what I saw as somebody who's a hateful person.
01:16:27
Devon Kopete
yeah well i mean that's what i mean like you bring up something like okay maybe there's more to it because i just ignore that stuff especially if it's coming from the subreddit itself.
01:16:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I...
01:16:38
Devon Kopete
It's like, okay, whatever, they're just gonna be, they're too precious about everything.
01:16:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sure.
01:16:42
Devon Kopete
But hearing that, you know, from other places, you know, yeah, exactly.
01:16:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We'll see, right? Maybe in the next episode, it'll write the ship plot-wise. This could be just the stinker of the season. That happens, right?
01:16:52
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:16:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Let's move on to something a little more troubling as far as who I think is truly on the hot sea.
01:16:57
Devon Kopete
Oh, oh okay.
01:16:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And that's a House of the Dragon.
01:17:02
slimeballsteve
Oh.
01:17:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um It's getting to the point where the changes that are being made are affecting the quality of the show.
01:17:15
Devon Kopete
you mean the changes to like the books also kind of like the last three two-and-a-half seasons of and let's just get out of the way now right
01:17:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yes.
01:17:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, imagine that and fast forward, Devin. ah but That's what it's looking like. um Yeah, there was a few choices by a lot, a few characters that really altered the course of the plot that were not in the book. These events did not happen. And yeah, I feel like the events that happened in the book, the perspectives of the characters in the book were better than what I saw on the screen.
01:17:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Particularly Renera, Queen that never was.
01:18:00
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:18:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um She did something in particular that I'm like, hold up. No. Now, that you're ruining the whole point of this. Like, let's struggle between these two houses. They are so adamant against one another that there is no reason to be seen. And they are mercilessly killing each other. Like, there's nobody's like, maybe if we go talk to them.
01:18:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:18:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, that the whole point is they're so Set in their in their anger that nothing shakes them from it. They're regular people like you or me devin in the book But they're just driven by revenge and anger and there's no seeing reason And that's the point, right?
01:18:39
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:18:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's gone. That's going that that point is al already up And I hope again it writes the ship
01:18:53
Devon Kopete
lord Okay. Okay. All right.
01:19:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and the next episode we get something because the visuals are wonderful that's the there is a scene in this because i've been playing elven ring non-stop where damon dude i not enough past week damon uh tarkarian played by matt smith uh lance his fucking dragon and heron all
01:19:02
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:19:06
Devon Kopete
yeah Yeah. Okay.
01:19:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And Harrenhal is like this fucking, the biggest castle in Westeros and it's completely a wreck. Like it's, looks like it's melting because literally dragons breathe so much fucking fire on this place that it's melting like a candle. And Daemon's walking through while it's raining in this ruthless part of the castle with his sword out and his armor on, I'm like, oh.
01:19:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
This is like, visually, this is beautiful and so cool. And I really wish that the whole episode was just him going to Harrenhal and all talking and it was just really cool. That was cool.
01:20:08
Devon Kopete
Okay, so so it's it's okay I see I see we mean by hot seat Well, you know what Chris why don't you just start watching Star Wars Ahsoka and Star Wars acolyte and and whatever
01:20:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's the frustrating part.
01:20:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah frustrateing
01:20:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I feel like that's the same thing.
01:20:18
slimeballsteve
Oh my goodness, the acolytes!
01:20:20
Devon Kopete
They're making somebody do a thing and I don't like it. I mean, you know is right Yeah,
01:20:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think that's the same thing could be said for a lot of Star Wars shows because they look good, right?
01:20:29
slimeballsteve
Mmm.
01:20:29
YOUNGSHELDONRING
But like substanceless and wrong. there
01:20:33
Devon Kopete
yeah I mean I did there is again like the fandom has made me stop feeling like I needed to catch up on those shows immediately and
01:20:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
See?
01:20:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, and yeah.
01:20:43
slimeballsteve
Mmm.
01:20:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Get the shit.
01:20:44
Devon Kopete
because like I still like I watch like two episodes of Ahsoka and I did and I was like invested because of I've watched Rebels and stuff like that and I don't know it's just then people start complaining and I was just like dude okay fine whatever and then Acolyte is just like they're just like they ruined it they ruined it and it just had something to do with I don't know Sith and it's just like guys come on like I don't know like relax or maybe not right but it's just they can't seem to
01:21:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
go watch the boys catch up with the boys catch up with the house of dragon I want to know your perspective on those because you have read the boys obviously this is very different and they're making changes to tech night in particular we'll see I mean that's the new episode tonight
01:21:17
Devon Kopete
I know. Yeah.
01:21:25
pandemic p
my cousin My cousin just tweeted like tonight house of the dragon greater than sign peak game of thrones.
01:21:33
Devon Kopete
Oh, OK.
01:21:34
pandemic p
That's what he said. so i' know man
01:21:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And I will and i will say ah really quickly about the boys is I watched Gen V and Tech Night shows up in Gen V.
01:21:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, really?
01:21:47
Devon Kopete
Uh, so yeah. And I mean, that was kind of a fun episode because he like host a TV. He owes like a true prime show because he's not, you know, he's like a vapor detective, but also.
01:21:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, there's, I'm sure they added nuance to him and in this thing. They didn't let you,
01:22:02
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I don't know.
01:22:03
slimeballsteve
Well.
01:22:04
Devon Kopete
He likes fucking donuts, right? That's, that's kind of the big, that's the silly joke in, in, you know, in the one.
01:22:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
lets you know, form your own opinion. You walk.
01:22:14
Devon Kopete
All All right.
01:22:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Tell me, tell me if you feel the same way, both things. Because like I said, I think, I think visually House of the Dragon is easy to watch. Like it's an easy watch.
01:22:25
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:22:26
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's gorgeous. Man, they're just the things I'm seeing are like, again, Game of Thrones after season five.
01:22:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:22:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Why are you, why are we doing this?
01:22:37
Devon Kopete
Well, yeah, I mean, I might I'll be honest, like, I'll just tell you right now, I might not be as affected because I've not read that side of the books.
01:22:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
that's true i
01:22:47
Devon Kopete
You know, I've read what was available in Song of Ice and Fire, but I've never read any of the.
01:22:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i want house of the dragon to be great because i feel like it's the might be the biggest budgeted movie on or show on right now and it
01:22:54
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:22:59
Devon Kopete
that's
01:23:00
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:23:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
oh
01:23:17
Devon Kopete
Oh dude, I'm watching Westworld. It's like really good. I was like, okay, like where are you? I just finished season one. I was like, you should just stop now. And he's like, well, why? I just watched like two episodes in two. He's really good. I was like, okay. Okay. Like, let me know. And then like a few say he's like, he's like, I got to season three and he's like, we just hard quit. It's just terrible. And I was like, yeah, no, I was like, I wish I would have convinced you harder to to just give up there. But you know, is what it is, I suppose.
01:23:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's a shame because that first season was really great.
01:23:51
Devon Kopete
God, I know, man. but We all pretended season two was really good and that we just gave up near the end.
01:23:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, there's I think the breaking point where the the Indian Settlement that moved through the portal and they were all just falling off the cliff like a bunch of lemmings like yeah it's the dumbest
01:23:59
Devon Kopete
Oh, yeah.
01:24:08
slimeballsteve
Thank you.
Capcom's New Game and Gaming Sales
01:24:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
what a show And that guy's make a poll so and you like them apples, right
01:24:22
Devon Kopete
yeah Yeah.
01:24:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's good. That first season was good.
01:24:25
slimeballsteve
I am.
01:24:27
Devon Kopete
Well, always have season one of Westworld.
01:24:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
01:24:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah. um Hey, you know, I played a. I played a new thing, guys.
01:24:38
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:24:38
Devon Kopete
I've been I've been I was replaying the Witcher three. I actually beat the Witcher three core story earlier. And I was like, yeah, I did it again. I got the ending. I didn't get previously, so that was kind But I also played um I don't know the first half of this game, but ah the name I should say ah but it's the Konitsugami path of the goddess that Capcom game Yeah, the demo came out and I played it and I got like kind of hooked on it I'm not gonna lie because it's like it's a fun tower defense and
01:25:05
slimeballsteve
Oh, the, uh, the, didn't the demo come out for that? It's like a show.
01:25:12
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:25:18
Devon Kopete
Uh, we're like just, I'm trying to think of like, cause I know there's games like this, right? But it's just like you, uh, undefiled. There's a word that I'm just not thinking of. You basically purge these, uh, all the demonic influence around this certain area. And it's kind of like a, like a 2d ish, like a 2.5 D ish kind of like a style where you just going around this little village.
01:25:46
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:25:46
Devon Kopete
And then you kind of purge the the demonic presence and then you save villagers and then you offer them you you know offer You give them jobs like hey, I want you to be a healer. I want you to be a woodcutter to like Help fight the demons and then every night the demons show up and then you have to defend the goddess and the point is is you get these you know i don't demon orbs whatever you want to call them and you spend that to like you you know, I help ah like build so build things like ah towers for archers, ah you spend it to upgrade jobs, give you know these villagers that you rescued new jobs and stuff like that.
01:26:21
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:26:29
Devon Kopete
And you also spend it to carve out that path to the the big gate that the princess has to go or the goddess has to go to.
01:26:37
slimeballsteve
Okay.
01:26:37
Devon Kopete
ah So that like literally it's like you just see it just the meter going down so you have to have an X amount by the time you're you know carving your sword but that just means you that's the pathway right and then this curl slowly just dances and wiggles her ass down the pathway and then
01:26:42
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:26:58
Devon Kopete
the game will tell you okay like she's gonna stop here at night and then you have to defend uh... and then okay so might like take literally two days of straight her just fucking jiggling her ass down this path way the fight and it's so it's kind of annoying because she's just like and you can speed up time so when you do it you just see it's just fucking gyrating down to the thing uh...
01:27:18
slimeballsteve
Mm
01:27:19
Devon Kopete
and they can purge the gate and then uh... go to the next section and then there's like a boss fight and stuff like that but I don't know it's just like because you tell these villagers where to go but you yourself can assist with these demons that come out and there's some neat mechanics like you can't just like stand right by the gate and kill everybody because they're basically invulnerable for a first like two seconds they come out and also like the area around the gate will literally just suck your health away so there's a little bit of
01:27:43
slimeballsteve
hmm.
01:27:49
slimeballsteve
Bruh.
01:27:53
Devon Kopete
gamesmanship there and like different onis come out so you will you'll need an archer you'll need somebody that's good with an axe you'll need somebody that can heal your other villagers and stuff like that but it's like simple fun I know it's on game pass or it's coming out on game pass which is like I guess good cuz like with the way games I know but like with the way games are right now it's like this game would just nobody would buy and then okay
01:28:13
pandemic p
Boo. o
01:28:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah kevin I'm sorry I blacked out for a moment there what no wiggle ass
01:28:24
slimeballsteve
Talkin' about wiggle ass.
01:28:26
Devon Kopete
yeah wiggle that ass dude yes
01:28:28
slimeballsteve
What is the name of it again?
01:28:28
pandemic p
Yeah, they sell this. They sell this game. They give this game out for free at 711, so.
01:28:32
slimeballsteve
The... No, this is the new Capcom game ah that ah is using the ah RE engine.
01:28:35
Devon Kopete
in the Capcom game it's like the Capcom game they made in between re9 and Dead Rising remake yes said fuck it and it's funny because I almost but cuz you know you beat the demos like by the game and I think it's 50
01:28:45
slimeballsteve
they were like They were like, no one in the States is gonna buy this game, man.
01:28:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
seriously what is
01:28:56
Devon Kopete
they
01:28:56
slimeballsteve
But like you don't even know the name of the game.
01:28:57
Devon Kopete
It's a.
01:28:58
slimeballsteve
Like that's the problem is the title is like so like just like.
01:28:59
Devon Kopete
Well, this is like, but you know what, it kind of it makes me nostalgic for like the PS2.
01:29:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
they get
01:29:09
slimeballsteve
It definitely has like the Capcom trying new things out vibes.
01:29:11
Devon Kopete
This is 100 percent a Capcom PS2 era type game.
01:29:13
slimeballsteve
Yeah. 100% 100% agree with you.
01:29:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but it's it's it's a tower defense game with demons, which is innately very fun for me.
01:29:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Seriously, what is Evan, you really not know the name of the game?
01:29:26
Devon Kopete
its canoe to can it's you got me path of the goddess but just call it right but I'm just saying to say path of the goddess and everyone's gonna know what you're talking about not everyone but you know yeah we will go path of the goddess it's like chris is it's like his knowledge is constantly being sucked out of his head I tell many forgets by the end of the sentence
01:29:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, never mind. Can it do...
01:29:40
slimeballsteve
We will now.
01:29:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, I got it. Path of the... Path of the... What? Path of the goddess. Path of the goddess.
01:29:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm sorry.
01:29:56
Devon Kopete
um
01:29:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's a very generic name.
01:29:57
slimeballsteve
Now you write, you write, you write.
01:29:58
Devon Kopete
uh... yeah well that's why they say kenetsu gami but nobody remembers that part so that it's generic uh...
01:29:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
All right.
01:30:06
Devon Kopete
yeah but i don't know man like again the demos like i'd download ps5 sure it's on everything right now uh... there's something fun to it uh... it definitely looks like it gets more complicated uh...
01:30:17
slimeballsteve
ah
01:30:20
Devon Kopete
and with an ass
01:30:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wiggle that ass.
01:30:25
Devon Kopete
She really does, dude. It's like kind of annoying.
01:30:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, that that's... Steve wasn't kidding. There's a lot of wiggling ass in this.
01:30:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah, a lot of women.
01:30:32
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that's what I thought you came in on that's why I said that You're like what you were like, what's the name of this game?
01:30:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh no! Dude, why didn't you leave with that? You tell me the path that got us, I get to walk see you walk away.
01:30:38
slimeballsteve
You're like, what's the name of this game? I'm like, oh
01:30:42
Devon Kopete
We're talking about this wiggle-ass, this ass-wiggling, looking B.
01:30:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's what I'm talking about.
01:30:47
Devon Kopete
I don't know. I just Also, this is the closest. I'm gonna get to an own Amusha game. I think for like another decade so September something With
01:30:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Devin, when is ah Space Marine 2 coming out?
01:31:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I might be finished with Delvin Ring.
01:31:06
Devon Kopete
that Chris, you gotta play final phase you gotta be far face Yeah, you think you are
01:31:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm not supposed to be in that game. Probably another 30 hours.
01:31:17
Devon Kopete
Fortnight if another fortnight playing that Dude I mean I'm still I'll say recovering it's probably the wrong word, but like I haven't This guy this path of God was a game is the first like new game.
01:31:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know, Devin. Took a lot out of me.
01:31:34
Devon Kopete
I played since I think rebirth Because I was just like I don't know. I just want to play something.
01:31:39
pandemic p
e
01:31:41
Devon Kopete
I Gotta play another God tier game.
01:31:41
pandemic p
she
01:31:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Sheesh.
01:31:43
Devon Kopete
Sorry
01:31:44
pandemic p
Sheesh Sheesh Could have jumped on that Elden ring FOMO wagon
01:31:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I.
01:31:50
Devon Kopete
dude I literally tried and I was kicked off because I couldn't pause the game. We'll say that, that's why.
01:31:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Your toddler, your toddler kept running around with a fucking pair of scissors in his hand.
01:32:00
Devon Kopete
I wanted to and they just told me I couldn't.
01:32:00
pandemic p
ah
01:32:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah. My son, my son kept ah demanding my attention.
01:32:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
who
01:32:08
Devon Kopete
I'm a single father.
01:32:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
you Hey John, so are you gonna are you picking up Dark Souls woman?
01:32:17
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:32:18
pandemic p
Yeah, I bought them already I bought all the all three of them So I'm just um Yeah, I bought them a few months ago with the intention of playing them
01:32:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay Wow, you're in you're in baby You're gonna get so frustrated Yeah
01:32:29
pandemic p
um After the finishing the DLC Yeah, I mean I think I'm still I'm still gonna Like cool down and Elden ring a little bit um Tim is Tim is like a fucking true sicko He's his cooldown right now is playing Sekiro again, which is like insane to me Yeah, he took a chill pill
01:32:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:32:50
Devon Kopete
two Come on relax. What's his blood pressure, dude?
01:32:55
pandemic p
I don't know man, maybe he's got ice in his veins. Maybe he's just one of the, maybe he's, maybe he's him.
01:32:58
Devon Kopete
Maybe dude His
01:33:01
pandemic p
Maybe his name is just Him Lucas.
01:33:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think every playthrough of Sekiro one time, he slams his head into a table.
01:33:03
pandemic p
That's, that's who he is.
01:33:10
Devon Kopete
whole head Hmm
01:33:11
pandemic p
Him Lucas.
01:33:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, yeah, that's it. He's fine.
01:33:14
pandemic p
Himbo. Himbo Lucas. Hymnathy Lucas. He's got that dog in him, I guess, you know?
01:33:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hey man, I'm gonna get on that train after all these other new games that I gotta play.
01:33:21
pandemic p
That's what it is.
01:33:25
pandemic p
You should. You should. You should play second row, dude. You really you really should.
01:33:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I never really gave a bitch their share.
01:33:32
pandemic p
You got to do it, dude.
01:33:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
like I do, I actually do.
01:33:33
Devon Kopete
Like, do you own it, john eric Chris? Okay, so it's just skidding me.
01:33:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I just tried, it it was really hard.
01:33:40
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's what I hear.
01:33:42
slimeballsteve
Get good. That's what I would say.
01:33:43
pandemic p
Yeah, the left of the the leveling, the leveling system in in Shadow of the Earthry is is it's basically the same exact level system as sector.
01:33:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
a
01:33:53
pandemic p
So.
01:33:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Like blessings, you're saying?
01:33:56
pandemic p
Yeah, so it's like you just like you find these thing called prayer beads. And then if you eat one, I don't know if it's like you eat it, but like if you activate one, then you get higher damage output, lower damage input.
01:34:05
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Nice. What did you do, my boy?
01:34:13
pandemic p
And then like the more you find, I think there's like 20 total in the whole game, like the more you find, the more the more like the higher you go, like the more prayer beads it'll cost to level up.
01:34:14
slimeballsteve
Goodbye, errors.
01:34:26
pandemic p
It's very much not like you spend you spend the quote unquote souls in the game on like skills and like weapon arts Like you don't spend them on like on levels.
01:34:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh.
01:34:37
pandemic p
That's what the the prayer beads are for So they're basically just the sky to true fragments But it's such a good game But it takes a long time to get to get into it If you scroll back long enough, you'll you'll see a lot of scrub quotes
01:34:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Interesting.
01:34:39
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:34:41
Devon Kopete
Thank you.
01:34:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hmm.
01:34:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm going to be honest with you.
01:34:56
pandemic p
From me on that game, yeah Listen
01:34:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
These modern day Castlevania games I can play until I'm dead. All right. um I'm just going to throw that out there. That's the way I look at these.
01:35:03
pandemic p
man.
01:35:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
but so
01:35:04
pandemic p
Yeah, dude.
01:35:04
slimeballsteve
It's a good way. It's a, it's a, definitely works.
01:35:06
pandemic p
Yeah Well, I mean yeah that might be like to be honest though Chris that might be a good That might be a good game to like fill the void when you're done all this No, Sekiro might be a good good thing to fill fill the Elden ring void
01:35:07
slimeballsteve
If only Konami got on that.
01:35:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I do. What the fuck do they do it?
01:35:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Castlevania.
01:35:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, OK.
01:35:22
slimeballsteve
Play Castlevania on the PS2, Chris.
01:35:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I feel like.
01:35:23
Devon Kopete
Thank you. .
01:35:23
pandemic p
Cuz there's no there's no like yeah, it's not like open world or anything.
01:35:27
pandemic p
It's and you know You should be a good cooldown. It might be action You want to play uh, castlevania 2 simon's quest It's
01:35:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I feel like if a random stranger came up to me with a DS in his hand and said, hey, you want to play Castlevania? I'd be like, sure.
01:35:37
slimeballsteve
got Got a Castlevania collection for you.
01:35:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah. All right. I'm in.
01:35:45
pandemic p
a beautiful night to have a curse or whatever or whatever they say
01:35:46
slimeballsteve
Bang is out.
01:35:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'll tell you, guys, that's how you get me in a van. OK?
01:35:50
slimeballsteve
Is that what Elden Ring is?
01:35:50
Devon Kopete
.
01:35:50
pandemic p
that
01:35:51
slimeballsteve
Is Elden Ring just a successful Simon's quest?
01:35:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Dude, yes and why.
01:35:55
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:35:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:35:57
pandemic p
How dare you how dare you but also yes also yes true Damn is that you you're really going that hard
01:35:57
slimeballsteve
Huh, hmm, hmm.
01:36:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, first of all, it's a successful Castlevania 64, I think.
01:36:05
slimeballsteve
Damn, Chris. Damn, bro.
01:36:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Cause I played that too.
01:36:11
slimeballsteve
Bro, you just lining them up.
01:36:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Cause I have a problem when it comes to Castlevania games my whole life.
01:36:17
Devon Kopete
Thank
01:36:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Love those games.
01:36:18
slimeballsteve
i I wouldn't call that a problem.
01:36:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
one
01:36:20
slimeballsteve
I would call that a a great going about of playing games.
01:36:23
Devon Kopete
you.
01:36:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah. see and seeing in the the the quality pearls and knowing which one's pearls, which one's shit.
01:36:32
slimeballsteve
i've been I've been eating good.
01:36:32
pandemic p
Dude, disco, Steve disco Elysium is three ninety nine. Should I just get it?
01:36:37
slimeballsteve
Dude, get the Chris review, because we were talking...
01:36:38
Devon Kopete
Now get it yeah get it and then you also don't play it so you'll fit in with all of us I
01:36:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, everybody help!
01:36:42
slimeballsteve
this is Yeah, this is what we were talking about the other day. We were like, have any of us actually like gotten past like the beginning of that game?
01:36:48
Devon Kopete
Don't think I've ever even hit the start button like That's what I mean, yeah
01:36:49
slimeballsteve
And we all went like, no.
01:36:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know what sound I made after I finished?
01:36:55
pandemic p
But it's three dollars, though.
01:36:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know what's yeah know what sound I made after I finished my first playthrough of Disco Leasing? You want to hear it? You want to see what I mean? oh
01:37:08
pandemic p
Some people say it's like the best game ever made.
01:37:11
slimeballsteve
You know, you can also buy a book for like a dollar.
01:37:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:37:15
pandemic p
Is it? Is it really one of those books?
01:37:15
Devon Kopete
I got one of the goosebumps books where you can go in different directions.
01:37:17
pandemic p
One of those?
01:37:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:37:18
pandemic p
You know what? You guys told me I'm adding it to my card right now.
01:37:21
slimeballsteve
Here, hold on, can I, can I sell you on a better steam sale deal, John, that I caved on?
01:37:21
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:37:24
pandemic p
Yeah, yeah, because I'm because I'm looking at the steam sale right now.
01:37:28
slimeballsteve
The Tomb Raider 2013 trilogy, $12 for all the games and the DLCs.
01:37:31
pandemic p
Oh.
01:37:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
o
01:37:36
pandemic p
Oh.
01:37:36
Devon Kopete
Man, man, that is worth it, actually.
01:37:41
slimeballsteve
but That's worth it, that's 100% worth it, $12.
01:37:41
pandemic p
Well dollars wait, let me me see me say let me see this shit Hey,
01:37:45
slimeballsteve
I also bought ah the Life is Strange games, all of them, because I only played the first one back in the day and I'm kind of curious about the other ones.
01:37:52
Devon Kopete
i need really It's so weird that I never found the time to play those games.
01:37:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, I've heard about them never played them I heard about
01:37:57
slimeballsteve
I really liked the first one. I liked the first one and I heard great things about the second one with like the brothers.
01:38:03
pandemic p
where's the Tomb Raider trilogy I don't see it on here Fucking secret secret
01:38:06
slimeballsteve
I'll pull it up for you and send you the link. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we we we hide it. We hide it.
01:38:11
pandemic p
Secret sale Fucking double double animal style and fucking Add in and out like that's secret menu.
01:38:12
slimeballsteve
It's the secret, secret sale.
01:38:16
slimeballsteve
Are you taking me to In-N-Out?
01:38:20
slimeballsteve
The secret, secret, don't worry about it.
01:38:21
pandemic p
Oh Look at this Devin the Witcher 3 wild wild hunt 399 Reviews Is it is it steam deck is it steam deck playable?
01:38:23
Devon Kopete
okay Okay.
01:38:27
Devon Kopete
Dude. Try to give it away. ah You know, i I heard...
01:38:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
one hour oh
01:38:37
Devon Kopete
It should be.
01:38:38
pandemic p
Oh, yeah it is it is
01:38:38
Devon Kopete
That game's pretty old at this point.
01:38:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
man look at this steamer deal I'm seeing for for cyberpunk they're paying me to play that crazy there
01:38:45
Devon Kopete
Oh, that's great.
01:38:45
slimeballsteve
That's too much. That's all too much.
01:38:47
pandemic p
That's not a good, nah, it's a bad deal. No deal. No deal, Howie.
01:38:50
slimeballsteve
ah be a Bad deal, bad deal, bad deal.
01:38:51
pandemic p
No deal, Howie.
01:38:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
you 20 bucks
01:38:52
pandemic p
No deal. No deal, Howie. No deal, Howie. Shut it down.
01:38:57
Devon Kopete
I I heard that um They like recently the last thing they added to the Witcher 3 was like ah like full mod Mod controls so like they basically just gave the game to to the players and I think somebody literally modded in the entirety of Witcher 1 in the Witcher 3 which is pretty insane, but I Am very confident
01:39:06
pandemic p
Holy.
01:39:21
slimeballsteve
Can I change Gerald to be Shrek?
01:39:25
pandemic p
Got all the DLC.
01:39:26
slimeballsteve
Okay, good, good, good, good.
01:39:26
pandemic p
Holy shit. What is the value $200 value for this Tomb Raider pack?
01:39:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
If I know Steve, I know you'll get some Witcher 3.
01:39:31
pandemic p
Holy crap.
01:39:31
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
01:39:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's going to be a shirtless mod in there.
01:39:34
pandemic p
This is a good. um This is a good add to your library and never play purchase.
01:39:35
slimeballsteve
Hope so.
01:39:39
slimeballsteve
it Dude, I'm sitting on it, right?
01:39:41
Devon Kopete
like like
01:39:41
slimeballsteve
I already did it, dude.
01:39:43
pandemic p
Like it's like it's like perfect.
01:39:44
Devon Kopete
Lately You talk about with the the lat the modern Tomb Raider games, right?
01:39:44
pandemic p
it's like Perfect price.
01:39:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
The first one's good.
01:39:48
pandemic p
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:48
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:39:49
Devon Kopete
And that first one's awesome. That's second ones Yeah, that's sounds pretty good to third ones like white noise and
01:39:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
This one's really good.
01:39:51
pandemic p
I play the first one. I play the first one.
01:39:56
slimeballsteve
Second one's with the bear, right? The second one has the bear.
01:39:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, it's like it starts in like ah the Arctic Yeah, yeah and the second one is like like it starts that Yeah, yeah
01:40:00
slimeballsteve
And they cook, right? They cook.
01:40:01
pandemic p
No, the first one has the mid, right?
01:40:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, first the first one has the that weird god at the end of The Goddess, right?
01:40:04
pandemic p
Oh, did I play the first two? Maybe I didn't play the verbal.
01:40:07
slimeballsteve
You played the first and the second.
01:40:09
pandemic p
I did.
01:40:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's a boat!
01:40:14
pandemic p
And she was like, you bastards!
01:40:16
slimeballsteve
ah You busted.
01:40:17
pandemic p
You bastards!
01:40:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You left me on a boat!
01:40:19
Devon Kopete
And then they, they, I will say the biggest L for that entire trilogy though, is they tease the dual wielding pistols in the end of the first game and they never give it back to you.
01:40:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And they never followed you? Oh, come on!
01:40:30
Devon Kopete
They never give.
01:40:31
pandemic p
Wait, how come your link is $13? But then I look at ah look at it in the Steam store or the Steam app and it's like $22.
01:40:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
share
01:40:43
pandemic p
Oh, wait. No, no. That's Tomb Raider Remastered. That's the old ones.
01:40:48
slimeballsteve
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they have the ones that are like one two and three original trilogy.
01:40:49
pandemic p
Yeah. Yeah, we don't want those. We don't want those.
01:40:52
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:40:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Got to pick them all up guys every Tomb Raider Gotta
01:40:55
pandemic p
Oh, my god.
01:40:58
pandemic p
Got to catch them all, Chris.
01:41:00
slimeballsteve
But there's some there's some good deals out there and trying to trying to see which ones I want.
01:41:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
get in there hmm
01:41:05
slimeballsteve
um I have been kind of messing around. I beat Paper Mario Thousand Year Door.
01:41:10
Devon Kopete
Oh, OK.
01:41:11
slimeballsteve
Good stuff, good stuff, well worth it.
01:41:13
pandemic p
you
01:41:14
slimeballsteve
um I've been kind of messing around in a game called Barony recently, which is a, it's kind of like a Minecraft looking dungeon crawler, but it's like very much true to like role playing where it's like you choose a role and like you go into a dungeon and like,
01:41:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We'll be right back.
01:41:31
slimeballsteve
You have to like appraise pieces of treasure you find, because if you put on a piece of treasure that's cursed, it could be like stuck to your hand. It's ah it's very much just like a very weird dungeon crawler that kind of like tries to take in like very authentic D and&D, role-playing stuff into it.
01:41:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And I'm always, I'm always just like waiting for something to get spooky.
01:41:48
slimeballsteve
I'm kind of enjoying that.
01:41:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Is that the strange reaction to video game, like indie video games?
01:41:56
slimeballsteve
Oh, Chris, hold on. I want to i want to try and find a ah game.
01:41:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Like, why does it get scary?
01:41:59
slimeballsteve
so Here, here, here, Chris, Chris, Chris, I'm gonna sell you on a game that ah was in my list.
01:42:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Like.
01:42:04
slimeballsteve
It's called Kenito Pet.
01:42:06
pandemic p
Thank you.
01:42:06
slimeballsteve
it was It's $3, it is.
01:42:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's going to get scary.
01:42:09
slimeballsteve
No, that's the thing, dude.
01:42:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh.
01:42:11
slimeballsteve
So like, literally, it was it was sold to me as, you should play this game, but don't play it on stream, it doxes you. And I was like, what? And it's like, oh yeah, this game like outright, like at one point just like starts saying your name and starts like listing stuff about you.
01:42:27
Devon Kopete
I dont like that at all
01:42:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
o
01:42:29
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I'd recommend watching a YouTube video of it because...
01:42:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
well um'm I'm fairly certain that veering into creepy, right?
01:42:36
slimeballsteve
Oh no, dude, it's a creepy game. It looks creepy.
01:42:39
pandemic p
Mhm.
01:42:39
slimeballsteve
I wanna play it, but also I'm a little scared. I have it installed, so it already has all my stuff, so.
01:42:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, man. That's every Steam game I see. I'm always be like, hmm, is this gonna get creepy? Is this gonna creep me out?
01:42:49
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I'm looking at the digital horror bundle.
01:42:50
pandemic p
Mhm.
01:42:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's like, oh, a bunny ears. I love this game.
01:42:55
slimeballsteve
Let's see if this one's got money here.
01:42:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
This sounds, hmm, when's it gonna get scary?
01:42:57
pandemic p
Mhm.
01:42:57
slimeballsteve
Oh, uh ohh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
01:43:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, I'm gonna put bunny ears in my penis?
01:43:03
slimeballsteve
I also bought all the Dragon Age games.
01:43:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
In the game?
01:43:05
slimeballsteve
I also bought all the Kingdom Hearts games.
01:43:08
Devon Kopete
but like I mean I get it right there on sale but like why you're never gonna play them um ah the whole half the point of a steam library is just to laugh at how fucking far behind you are in your same library
01:43:13
slimeballsteve
You don't know that. What if I, yeah well what if I want to?
01:43:14
pandemic p
Well, what do you, yeah, whatever I want to.
01:43:21
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know,
01:43:22
slimeballsteve
You right, you right.
01:43:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
thank you Have you not seen the big picture? okay Because in 20 years, Steve's going to have a room that's going to have 3D animations of all the games that he bought, like a big library.
01:43:25
slimeballsteve
Seven.
01:43:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And it's going to have one of those like spindly staircases. And he's going to walk. I was like, oh, I bought Tomb Raider.
01:43:39
slimeballsteve
Ooh, look at this! I remember when I told John to play this. but
01:43:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's what it's going to be.
01:43:45
Devon Kopete
Hehehe.
01:43:46
slimeballsteve
Did I play it?
01:43:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
future
01:43:47
slimeballsteve
No, I never did. Actually, I did play both those games. Those were those are really good. I never played the last one. um I can't wait for like 10 years from now.
01:43:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's a big library of books.
01:43:56
slimeballsteve
They just like shut down the Steam servers. I'm like, yeah, sorry, guys.
01:43:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I watch thought they're doing good.
01:44:00
slimeballsteve
People don't play video games no more.
01:44:00
pandemic p
Now I read I read I read an article before they were like, um What do they say they were saying like if you die like you can't transfer your steam account You can't like transfer it to somebody that's living if you die like yeah, so I hope they change that That's
01:44:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Really?
01:44:18
slimeballsteve
I'm just gonna write, I'm just gonna write my pass, I'm gonna write my password down and hand somebody my phone.
01:44:23
pandemic p
fraud Steve Yo,
01:44:25
slimeballsteve
Yeah, what if I give it to somebody with my same name?
01:44:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Stevio.
01:44:30
pandemic p
when's Red Dead 2 once Red Dead Red Dead 2 gonna be 399 I'll buy it when it's 399 It's a $19.79
01:44:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What is it at right now?
01:44:36
Devon Kopete
you
01:44:40
slimeballsteve
i watch I watched a TikTok from Red Dead 2, that was actually pretty funny. It was like, I don't remember this mission, but there's like a happy couple on a porch. And it's like, they're like, goodbye, Arthur, goodbye. And they're all waving. And then the person playing Arthur pulls out a tomahawk, throws it into the wife's face. And the guy says, she was all I had! and He just chases him down and he goes through like all the landscapes and they're just run for miles and miles I Want to see if I can find that because it was kind of wild But $4 $4 $4 $4
01:45:04
pandemic p
but
01:45:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
01:45:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's funny.
01:45:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Well, you know, I feel like Red Dead should be the price that it would have been back in the Wild West. About $4 if you wanted to buy a video game back then. So, that's fair.
01:45:28
pandemic p
Four dollars, four dollars.
Film Trailers and Industry News
01:45:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Fair, right? Alright, so I think we're done talking about our stuff.
01:45:35
slimeballsteve
and I'm sorry, I'm done with these nerd things.
01:45:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So let's talk about some stuff that's going out.
01:45:39
Devon Kopete
nonsense yeah we got some uh...
01:45:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We got some trailers, right?
01:45:43
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:45:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Right.
01:45:48
Devon Kopete
some whatever's some weird ones and that's a good ones uh...
01:45:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Mm.
01:45:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:45:55
Devon Kopete
so i think we go with uh... uh... we got this jackpot trailers paul feig movie uh...
01:46:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That looks pretty good.
01:46:05
Devon Kopete
you know John Cena it's a fun car. I like the concept is basically aquafina wins She wins the the lottery ah But in for whatever reason this weird universe that they live in like they have 24 hours to murder you or something like that or Yeah, it's like they have a set amount of time to kill you and if they kill you they get your lottery ticket and
01:46:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah like
01:46:09
slimeballsteve
Did y'all hear about John Cena?
01:46:21
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry, what? It's like the purge.
01:46:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:46:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Remember that old short story that we all had to read in middle school? We'll just put John Cena in it. And that's what you got.
01:46:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Put John Cena in it and it will be fine.
01:46:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
a lottery by Shirley. clean
01:46:43
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:46:43
pandemic p
Yeah.
01:46:44
Devon Kopete
And John Cena plays like this lottery bodyguard type character. ah In the trailer, they already give away some stuff. So I don't know. It's like if you just know how movie plots work, it's like I wouldn't recommend watching this trailer. It's kind of good. I dug it.
01:47:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, it looks all right.
01:47:03
Devon Kopete
Veering into the weird ah there's like an official Hellboy trailer or a Hellboy movie coming out um That is very much the team move version of Yeah, dude like it cuz it's like it doesn't look Super amateur, but it's like This actor is not Ron Perlman.
01:47:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh Jesus.
01:47:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Wait, yeah, you talking about the YouTube movie that's coming out?
01:47:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:47:25
Devon Kopete
It's not David Harbor He's just a guy. I looked him up. I was like, I've never seen this man in anything.
01:47:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah yeah Well, is that Hellboy kind of skinny in the...
01:47:32
Devon Kopete
And he's like, he's he's a weirdly skinny hellboy. oh And it he's though he's like, he's always been a pretty big dude, you know?
01:47:40
slimeballsteve
Is that it?
01:47:40
YOUNGSHELDONRING
No, he's like...
01:47:44
Devon Kopete
And I'm not saying this guy needs to be jacked up, right?
01:47:45
slimeballsteve
Is that it?
01:47:46
Devon Kopete
But it's just like, I don't know. I don't like because what I don't mind is what if we put this superhero ish, take care. I know hell was not really a traditional superhero, but like what people put this guy in like a legit like horror film, which is kind of seems like the vibe they're going for with this.
01:48:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's
01:48:05
Devon Kopete
That's Crooked Man story. And I don't know if this is based off ah a run of the books or anything like that, but.
01:48:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
it. Isn't the cricket man like an English folktale?
01:48:16
pandemic p
you
01:48:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, like, yeah, the crooked man definitely seems familiar.
01:48:16
slimeballsteve
That sounds like a thing, right?
01:48:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He's all bent out of shape. He was in um Conjuring 2.
01:48:27
Devon Kopete
But I mean, I just don't know if this is like a Hellboy story arc, you know. um But it's just like, I don't mind that.
01:48:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, yeah.
01:48:36
Devon Kopete
But ah it's like one step above discount. And even then, yeah, it's
01:48:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's Redbox. Redbox, oh boy. Oh, Redbox went out of business, by the way.
01:48:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah, well filed for bankruptcy.
01:48:49
slimeballsteve
Official.
01:48:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Bankruptcy.
01:48:51
Devon Kopete
Yeah, officially.
01:48:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, both for bankruptcy.
01:48:52
slimeballsteve
John Cena retiring today, too.
01:48:55
Devon Kopete
Well, no, he's retired he announced when he was going to retire.
01:48:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You think those are connected?
01:49:00
Devon Kopete
Yeah, for sure.
01:49:00
slimeballsteve
I think so.
01:49:01
pandemic p
Yes, yes.
01:49:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
All right, that's what I think, too.
01:49:04
Devon Kopete
ah So yeah, there's this weird Hellboy trailer.
01:49:07
slimeballsteve
Okay.
01:49:08
Devon Kopete
I hope it works out. I hope it's good. ah The Trap trailer, which we were just talking about, um which looks shockingly good.
01:49:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
but
01:49:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
does
01:49:16
Devon Kopete
And then this one, which I think If not for Trap, I think this might be my favorite trailer of the week. ah The Bando Stone and the New World trailer, which is like cool.
01:49:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
does yeah that's awesome doesn't it yeah that's something um I like the concept of him being like a super famous singer who doesn't can't like has no applicable skills in the
01:49:29
Devon Kopete
I don't know really what's going on, but very cool and I'm into it.
01:49:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah, for like the end of the world. Yeah, for like whatever. like just visually like whatever's going on like with these aliens or whatever the hell's happening, like
Anime Series and Viewing Habits
01:49:51
Devon Kopete
weird colorful cubes.
01:49:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
How about... Donald Glover is... I think and and i think he's an incredible director. I think he just needs a good... This might be the movie for him to start making movies, you know?
01:50:00
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah, for sure. um And then on the movie side of things, ah and this is why I post it, because I think this is fascinating. So Demon Slayer is an extremely popular manga and an extremely popular anime right now.
01:50:24
pandemic p
anime anime
01:50:24
Devon Kopete
They're ending the anime on three different movies, like three back to back to back movies. ah So they're just like hey instead of like filler arcs and Seven episode spreads. We're just gonna do like a movie that's gonna be this arc movie. That's gonna be this arc movie That's gonna be that arc. They did this with Mugen train Mugen train is fucking fantastic
01:50:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I played that game.
01:50:49
Devon Kopete
it is yeah It is about like seven to 10 episodes.
01:50:51
slimeballsteve
Thank you.
01:50:55
Devon Kopete
you know like You know how they do anime, right? But it's a bulk of episodes just in one continuous you know story. ah And it's so goddamn good. And Demon Slayer is one of those like rare, it's almost all killer, no filler. I think there's only, and again, we're talking about anime right now, but there's only 55 episodes out.
01:51:17
pandemic p
anime anime
01:51:18
Devon Kopete
of anime for the show. And then I don't know if that's including the movies that are already out, but the answer is for sure worth your time. And I just really am fascinated. And I kind of dig that they're just like, no, fuck it. We're just going to throw like gigantic movie budget, you know, ah at this at these at these the final run of the of the show.
01:51:40
pandemic p
yeah
01:51:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
you want titles for these three movies i can give them to demon slayer part one invitation to lemon party demon slayer part two at lemon party demon slayer part three aftermath of lemon party there's a lemon party going on in there i would assume i think three old dudes blown each other i think
01:51:48
Devon Kopete
ah Yeah, give give give me Well cuz we're cuz this is a infinity castle That's okay. Okay, my bad my bad my mistake my mistake Three old dudes ah I listen
01:52:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, the classic women's party.
01:52:17
Devon Kopete
You know what I'm saying? I'm saying fucking boot up Netflix, Crunchyroll, wherever the hell this is at, Hulu, watch some Demon Slayer, you will not be disappointed.
01:52:22
pandemic p
Thank
01:52:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Crunch those rolls, guys.
01:52:30
pandemic p
you.
01:52:30
Devon Kopete
It's pretty dope.
01:52:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's like the number one anime around, right? Isn't it?
01:52:34
Devon Kopete
I don't know.
01:52:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Or up there?
01:52:35
Devon Kopete
You know what it is? It's definitely the prettiest anime, I think.
01:52:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Hmm.
01:52:39
Devon Kopete
Like if you look at a GIF, if you just like Google Demon Slayer GIF, like you'll see
01:52:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I've seen some photos, some photographs.
01:52:47
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's so goddamn pretty. It's super stylish and flashy and in a good way, right? It's just like really, really good. But I would honestly just say watch Mugen train by itself. You're definitely missing so out on stuff. But it's just really good. man Super good.
01:53:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Are you all caught up? Did you watch this?
01:53:07
Devon Kopete
ah No, um I don't think I'm caught up.
01:53:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Did you tell anybody you watched this? Are you secretly watching this?
01:53:13
Devon Kopete
I'm not so I'm just I anyways weird man it's just like I sit there and I just i I catch up on all of it and then I just forget about it for like three years until it's like all there again and then I catch up on it and it's kind of what happened with um
01:53:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Thank you.
01:53:30
Devon Kopete
my Hero, like I just ignored it for like three years and then there was like two new seasons and I love I've watched them all and I was like this is so good and then I caught up and Like I'm not one for dub for sure.
01:53:32
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:53:42
Devon Kopete
I'm like, I'm just not gonna Dub it up I'm sorry. I'm not one for subs. So I'm gonna wait for the dub ah Which is a fairly quick turnaround time comparatively
01:53:52
pandemic p
That's, that's, that's loser mentality, right? Just like, like waiting for, waiting for the dubs, yeah.
01:53:57
Devon Kopete
Waiting for the dub? Hey, man. Dude, when there's that many episodes, give me the dub all day.
01:54:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I'm I'm I am also in the loser mentality. I agree
01:54:09
pandemic p
You know, you don't want to, you don't want to spend 800 episodes reading, reading some titles.
01:54:11
Devon Kopete
but have to um bet you know what You know what I did start?
01:54:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah oh
01:54:15
pandemic p
You know what, Chris? You know what I got to say to that? Get good, Chris.
01:54:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:54:19
pandemic p
Get good at watching forward, forward stuff.
01:54:20
Devon Kopete
yeah Oh, are you going to look at your phone while watching this anime and understand what's happening?
01:54:25
slimeballsteve
a Sorry, you can't pause the movie.
01:54:25
Devon Kopete
Sorry. you Sorry, Souls player.
01:54:26
pandemic p
yeah you wanna yeah you can't possibly oh god Hajime
01:54:27
Devon Kopete
There's no pause button for you. Yeah.
01:54:33
Devon Kopete
You sucker. ah You know what? Actually, I forgot to totally forgot to mention this. I started watching ah the that boxer anime. No Ipoh.
01:54:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh, and isn't that good?
01:54:44
pandemic p
no Ipa is
01:54:44
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You like that?
01:54:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah, how she made no Ipoh. I mean, I you know, I can't remember.
01:54:49
pandemic p
it goaded?
01:54:51
Devon Kopete
It's not goaded, not yet.
01:54:51
pandemic p
damn it is it goaded?
01:54:52
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's pretty good though.
01:54:53
pandemic p
it's not goaded yet
01:54:53
Devon Kopete
ah But I watched i watch like the first probably like main arc where he's...
01:54:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
like
01:54:57
pandemic p
Is it like initial day, but instead of car drivers or boxers? That's what it is.
01:55:01
Devon Kopete
I haven't seen Initial D, so I don't know. I know it's about a car.
01:55:04
pandemic p
Oh my God, it's goaded.
01:55:06
Devon Kopete
Hey, man!
01:55:07
slimeballsteve
Is it coded?
01:55:07
Devon Kopete
Is it Initial D or this other one?
01:55:12
slimeballsteve
This other one.
01:55:14
pandemic p
Demon Slayer is Demon Slayer goaded.
01:55:14
Devon Kopete
Demon Slayer's... It's in the conversation, in my opinion. But some people are like, oh, it's such a bad match.
01:55:20
pandemic p
What about what about jujitsu jujitsu Kaizen?
01:55:22
Devon Kopete
Storytelling, uh, jigsaw guys is also very good.
01:55:24
pandemic p
What about that one?
01:55:27
Devon Kopete
I wouldn't say go to yet, but, uh,
01:55:29
pandemic p
What about spy ex-family?
01:55:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Watched all of these?
01:55:34
Devon Kopete
I've, I started watching spy family. I can't get into it, man.
01:55:37
pandemic p
You're such a there're such da da da da da dar You're a fucking boomor You're a a
01:55:38
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What happened?
01:55:38
Devon Kopete
Dude. No, no, dude. These are basic. These are basic.
01:55:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You don't even talk about this to anybody.
01:55:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
God damn it.
01:55:59
pandemic p
come on there on the air to each other.
01:56:00
Devon Kopete
You're coming yeah wait cuz I watch spy ex-family Spikes
01:56:05
pandemic p
Yeah, that's what as a you Yeah, they're right that that's right.
01:56:06
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah i you know why
01:56:08
Devon Kopete
families about Yeah You know
01:56:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
at john john soul meal you guys are all jerking off while you're watching i so doubt my mind
01:56:16
pandemic p
That's what a Koomer is, Chris, and that's what Devon is.
01:56:17
Devon Kopete
Listen listen you watch you watch some Demon Slayer and tell me you're not gonna be beating your shit. I don't I don't believe you You know, it's funny it's like it's like literally Literally, this is like the most surface level basic bitch anime you could think of yeah in front It's not gonna like the oh my cat turned into an anime babe or like whatever the fuck is out there and
01:56:24
pandemic p
You fucking. You get on Discord, voice channel, and you just yak off together. Do the same shit.
01:56:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, you got I I you know what John John sold meal you guys are all jerking off while you're watching it i know but
01:56:35
pandemic p
It's not even like that.
01:56:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
01:56:36
pandemic p
It's not even the bad the bad stuff.
01:56:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
it's <unk>s not
01:56:39
pandemic p
It's not even close. It's not even close.
01:56:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ever I'm not talking about like the plot of these shows or that they're anime.
01:56:45
pandemic p
It's not even close.
01:56:47
pandemic p
oh
01:56:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's just that there's a lot of episodes and you've watched like multiple series and I'm like, whoa.
01:56:53
pandemic p
Yeah. This is just like it's cookie cutter fucking it's cookie cutter Coomer Coomer shit.
01:56:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
minute
01:56:59
Devon Kopete
Did you I have you want to talk about like I Have those nights where like I'm just up to like 3 a.m.
01:56:59
pandemic p
Like that's what it is.
01:57:05
pandemic p
I have those nights where I just hop on where I on the voice channel.
01:57:06
Devon Kopete
And I'm just watching just back in my shit And and I'm like i by you can't pause this game you can't pause this game ah Oh, it's just it's just pride we're done Yeah, hell yeah, dude
01:57:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
spot
01:57:11
pandemic p
just channel. I just hear all the other dudes call me.
01:57:14
slimeballsteve
Me and the boys!
01:57:14
pandemic p
So I join in. a short minute so I join in.
01:57:19
slimeballsteve
Devin, we were waiting for you!
01:57:19
pandemic p
and So I just have a couple of those nights. chris where you know
01:57:28
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, we do that.
01:57:28
pandemic p
Oh, man.
01:57:30
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We do that with Alan ring, but it's cool.
01:57:31
Devon Kopete
yeah it Sounds like we've got literally there's people on the discord in a group in a voice chat right now Jerking this shit off to each other about fucking elk ring.
01:57:33
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
01:57:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's cool.
01:57:37
pandemic p
There
01:57:38
slimeballsteve
Oh, you're so maidenless! You're so maidenless!
01:57:41
Devon Kopete
Oh Did you eat a crushed crab you eat a made in this crab ah for your buff So I don't want to fucking here But that my point is is like
01:57:43
pandemic p
oh oh
01:57:44
slimeballsteve
ah
01:57:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah the Boiled crab please You
01:57:49
pandemic p
ah
01:57:56
pandemic p
oh
01:57:57
Devon Kopete
You know, I'll stay up to like I'll have my like three on nights and I'll bang out like 12 episodes a chunk The anime is fucking dope dude anime anonymous It's
01:57:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
gotta
01:57:58
pandemic p
This it's actually my kind of fun It's actually kind of hot when when you hear the other dudes. I'm into Anime and Coomer Coomer anonymous Coomer anonymous There you gotta stop you gotta stop coomin man you guys
01:58:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
get an AA man
01:58:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and You gotta go. Hey.
01:58:13
slimeballsteve
You go in there.
01:58:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You guys gotta talk.
01:58:16
Devon Kopete
just it's
01:58:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You gotta hash things out, man.
01:58:20
Devon Kopete
My role is, anytime I see one of those Jessica Negri cosplays, I'm like, oh, I gotta watch this anime now.
01:58:24
slimeballsteve
Rabbit. Oh.
01:58:28
Devon Kopete
Oh, now I guess I gotta watch this. Listen, you'll know it's bad when I pull the trigger on one piece.
01:58:34
pandemic p
um ah Yeah.
01:58:35
Devon Kopete
If I ever pull that trigger, then you could then you can lock me up.
01:58:37
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh no.
01:58:38
slimeballsteve
Kevin, Kevin, you already Naruto'd.
01:58:39
Devon Kopete
be like you You need to stalk somebody.
01:58:39
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
01:58:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, you Neruda.
01:58:44
Devon Kopete
Dude, I'd never do it again, bro.
01:58:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're on the fence, man.
01:58:48
Devon Kopete
I'm watching an ocean cut that slowed steady that's like when I got time and I got nothing going on I'm like let me just watch this I mean that's what I got nothing going on man like chill back into my well cuz I talk this week's watch Dragon Ball the entire thing twice at least yeah dude are you are you I'm fucking embarrassed you asked me that question
01:58:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We're gonna have to have an intervention.
01:58:55
slimeballsteve
It's when I got nothing going on.
01:58:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We're gonna have a convention intervention.
01:59:00
slimeballsteve
I jumped back to Naruto.
01:59:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I know, I guess maybe that's
01:59:08
slimeballsteve
Are you caught up on, are you caught up on a super?
01:59:17
slimeballsteve
ah
01:59:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
out how do you have the time to watch the bear during all this insane
01:59:17
Devon Kopete
Jesus my caught up on super I have it. That's the problem
01:59:26
pandemic p
And and listen and listen to your Warhammer audiobooks to like where there's only 24 hours in a day david like what the fuck No, I know what he does I know what he does he loads up this way does guys he gets home from work He he turns his ps5 on right?
01:59:31
slimeballsteve
Devin, Devin, do you 1.5? Do you 1.5 everything you watch? Do you like slightly fast forward everything?
01:59:44
pandemic p
He loads up Witcher 3 And then on the in the spotify app he he he hits start on his on his war hammer audiobook But then he's got his tablet he's got his he's got his tablet In front of him on the coffee table where he's got jujutsu kaizen playing at the same time.
01:59:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh my god.
01:59:54
Devon Kopete
Spotify app Can I be honest with you guys like visually you're not super far all
02:00:02
pandemic p
So he's got And and then
02:00:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah please.
02:00:07
slimeballsteve
Oh my god, dude.
02:00:08
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Whoa!
02:00:10
Devon Kopete
Like like Jenny has walked in on me playing a video game had my phone out playing like my my Warhammer 40k tactic this game Sometimes I am listening to a podcast and we're just doing like brainless.
02:00:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Whoa!
02:00:16
pandemic p
wait to wait you
02:00:21
pandemic p
in
02:00:22
Devon Kopete
Just find the check boxes like in a video game Now now I cannot have that that's what I mean visually like I have yeah, I've been a visually have the multi-screen experience for sure and
02:00:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know, are you watching? Are you watching anime? Why are you doing all this stuff? All right.
02:00:29
pandemic p
um That's where that's where you hold that's where you draw the line that's where you draw the line
02:00:30
slimeballsteve
look
02:00:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
All right.
02:00:33
slimeballsteve
but yeah This is so funny because at your birthday party, Jenny was like, you know what? At some point, I just want him to just like go out, do something.
02:00:46
Devon Kopete
yeah
02:00:47
slimeballsteve
You can have the poise over.
02:00:48
Devon Kopete
a
02:00:49
slimeballsteve
Just do anything.
02:00:50
pandemic p
oh my god that's
02:00:51
slimeballsteve
devvin's in Devin's at the bat computer doing nine things all at once.
02:00:55
Devon Kopete
okay It's uh, it's quite impressive Listen man.
02:00:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's great. That's fucking great.
02:01:00
Devon Kopete
Listen, you want to fucking be plugged in it's hard work.
02:01:02
pandemic p
listen listen he's just he's he's caught
02:01:03
Devon Kopete
as whi pi It's not hold hold hold hold thiss what pisses me off about you fucking people not you but like people
02:01:04
slimeballsteve
No, no, I know, man. I know, I know. Whoa, whoa, what do you mean you people?
02:01:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about I'm saying you want to be you want to be fucking locked in you won't be locked in you want to be Social and know what the fuck to talk about is a grind my friends Yeah Yeah I'm shocked Dude, you know how we got out of Maxine.
02:01:12
slimeballsteve
so
02:01:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh. We backed him into a corner.
02:01:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Devon, I am on your side on this because every time I have to do something outside of Elvin Ring nowadays, I'm like, well what am I doing here?
02:01:31
pandemic p
oh my god
02:01:32
slimeballsteve
nine I get it.
02:01:35
Devon Kopete
You know what happened? We got met Chris is like I am so sleepy
02:01:37
pandemic p
I have right on to my my discord voice chat and and got on with the boys and and just started jerking it
02:01:40
slimeballsteve
hey this yeah no
02:01:44
Devon Kopete
No, we get out of Maxine. Chris is like, I'm going to fucking die. I'm so sleepy. And I'm like, OK, I get it. But there's people. There's like 12 people that no one met. Chris could ah chris could have slinging game. You could do whatever. He's like, I got to sleep. And I was like, sleeps for the fucking week.
02:01:58
pandemic p
Ha!
02:02:00
Devon Kopete
Chris, you want to be social? You want to make friends? I have this conversation.
02:02:03
slimeballsteve
yeah
02:02:04
Devon Kopete
Dude, I have this conversation slash argument slash TED Talk with Jenny, like on a monthly basis.
02:02:06
slimeballsteve
Mm
02:02:10
Devon Kopete
And I go, like, listen. No, no, I know. But now I'm like, so I'm off. I'm off to fucking to the races.
02:02:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Let him go, let him go, let him go.
02:02:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah. No, no, because like I'll have this discussion with Jenny because she's like, oh, my God, you know, she's.
02:02:23
slimeballsteve
-hmm
02:02:24
Devon Kopete
She knows a lot of our friends now and she's like, oh, you know, she'll sometimes make a comment like, oh, they didn't like invite us or we didn't. Do you think it's weird that we didn't get invited or X or Y or Z? And I'm like, well, did you like reach out? She's like, no. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like, what do you think people could come to you? I was like, you got to be annoying and around people or you got to like be present and you got to be talking to people in order to be like involved in shit.
02:02:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That's sure.
02:02:50
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you know and I'm like I'm a psychopath like I am car me bersato like I'm fucking Three screens up watching this watching trailers doing work working a full-time job in the middle of all of this Like I'm a fucking maniac for sure About current events and shit like that No,
02:02:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're right. You're not wrong. and
02:03:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're not wrong.
02:03:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know, man.
02:03:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i and Sometimes i just I just want to be at home and play a video.
02:03:16
Devon Kopete
sometimes you won't go sleep I get it cowards way out I understand
02:03:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
let's I wanna be able to play the video game.
02:03:21
Devon Kopete
yeah Sometimes you got to be the primer Don's gonna take a thousand tries. I understand But like, you know, also you got to see the new movie.
02:03:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, you get it, right?
02:03:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah, see the new movie Yeah, oh Yeah,
02:03:29
slimeballsteve
hi I love the idea of Chris being like, I'm so tired. Devin looks up at him completely bleary eyed and goes, while watching jujitsu Kaizen on my phone, just don't stop for me.
02:03:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
02:03:43
slimeballsteve
but
02:03:46
pandemic p
He doesn't run from the grind, Chris. Like, you run from the grind.
02:03:48
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um yes
02:03:49
Devon Kopete
dude
02:03:50
pandemic p
Don't run from the grind.
02:03:51
Devon Kopete
fucking grind set, my guy.
02:03:52
slimeballsteve
The Batman of content, Devin Kopeck.
02:03:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
What can I say? and i say you You can, you can, uh, you can absorb it better than me. I need, I need to commit to one thing. I can't, I can't do that.
02:04:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
02:04:06
slimeballsteve
You need a Zoomer sidekick, Devin.
02:04:07
Devon Kopete
That's it, Chris. If you want to, Chris, if you want to know what a movie is from 2.3 seconds of a car driving down the street on Flickle, by all means,
02:04:15
slimeballsteve
A flicker?
02:04:18
Devon Kopete
You know by all means you won't be a fickle God. That's great.
02:04:20
YOUNGSHELDONRING
um
02:04:20
slimeballsteve
I gotta say, you know what?
02:04:21
Devon Kopete
You won't know about that real shit ah Yeah, everything everything was like a four-minute show or something
02:04:23
slimeballsteve
I'm very proud none of us fell into the Quibi trap. None of us, none of us went.
02:04:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
buts qui
02:04:29
slimeballsteve
Quibi was the little like 30 second like shows that you would watch on your own.
02:04:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
ah
02:04:35
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That sucks I would I don't want that Yeah, nobody I mean we have vine we had vine me now tick-tock what's the point of that even
02:04:38
slimeballsteve
um I'm glad that we universally rejected that.
02:04:40
pandemic p
oh
02:04:47
pandemic p
yeah
02:04:47
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Right? Like that shit already exists and it's better than anything that Quibi could make.
02:04:50
slimeballsteve
twenty
02:04:55
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
02:04:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know what they were thinking.
02:04:57
slimeballsteve
I'm not gonna lie there, Devin, every time you talk about an anime, I look at how much a Crunchyroll account is and I think about it.
02:05:02
pandemic p
Yeah Yeah, no every time you talk about anime I I think about you being just the straight-up Coomer
02:05:08
Devon Kopete
Just
Anime Fandom and Stereotypes
02:05:09
pandemic p
like Just jacking your fucking dog like listening to other people do it, too
02:05:09
Devon Kopete
jacking my shit.
02:05:09
slimeballsteve
hahaha
02:05:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
but
02:05:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
f
02:05:17
pandemic p
Well, I thought when I found out that people actually do that shit, I was like, oh, my God.
02:05:21
Devon Kopete
Wait, Coon?
02:05:21
pandemic p
And it's usually animate. Yeah, like that kind of.
02:05:23
Devon Kopete
Oh, wait, you mean like getting discord chats and doing that?
02:05:25
pandemic p
Yeah, it fucking.
02:05:26
Devon Kopete
Oh god, ah these people like here dude at least You know, I remember John said he's like, why did you add this to the meta?
02:05:27
pandemic p
Yeah. There's a streamer that there's a streamer that got exposed like semi recently.
02:05:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
i've um I'm going to tell you something. When I brought Coomer to you, I felt like our relationship strengthened. Were we discussing that?
02:05:44
Devon Kopete
like He was like he was elated and disgusted
02:05:44
slimeballsteve
yeah ah no
02:05:47
pandemic p
ah
02:05:49
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah. Yeah. Like there's this level or you're like, Oh man, this is why we're friends.
02:05:50
pandemic p
No, yeah, yeah This is why yeah, you can you can do you can do this without anybody else, you know But
02:05:53
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You know?
02:05:59
slimeballsteve
You've done good, Chris Galante.
02:06:01
YOUNGSHELDONRING
but
02:06:03
pandemic p
what's the difference between groomers and coon dooner wait gooners and comers are they the same?
02:06:06
Devon Kopete
I still don't know I'm gonna I'm gonna real with my SEO oh fuck it up
02:06:08
slimeballsteve
oh
02:06:09
YOUNGSHELDONRING
can Can I feel this? can feel this I think Gooners in particular focus on porn that humiliates them into thinking that they are Gooners.
02:06:13
pandemic p
Yeah, yeah, let me feel this
02:06:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think Gooners
02:06:27
pandemic p
this is some dave this is some david lynch this is some david lynch philosophy fucking shit oh
02:06:28
Devon Kopete
wow Whoa.
02:06:32
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it's.
02:06:34
YOUNGSHELDONRING
accept what they are and the humiliation isn't there.
02:06:39
Devon Kopete
OK.
02:06:40
pandemic p
i see okay so because urban dictionary oh my god
02:06:41
Devon Kopete
I have OK, so so I have I have at least read its explanation.
02:06:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and
02:06:47
Devon Kopete
The first guy says all Gooners or Coomers, but not all Coomers or Gooners.
02:06:53
Devon Kopete
I saw the guy elaborate.
02:06:55
YOUNGSHELDONRING
A cougar's game.
02:06:55
Devon Kopete
He says a Coomer is ashamed while a goon Yeah, a Coomer is ashamed a gooners proud of their excesses a Coomer Coombs and is done for while a goon or goons.
02:07:03
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Okay. oh I see.
02:07:07
Devon Kopete
It keeps going keeps gooning if you will ah Yeah, the goon
02:07:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
So I got it flipped, I got it flipped.
02:07:11
pandemic p
Yeah. Yeah, Guner, yeah, Urban Dictionary says one a guner is one who is completely and miserably addicted to porn, but embraces and loves it.
02:07:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see. oh Okay, okay.
02:07:25
pandemic p
And then a Coomer, I guess, is the one that is embarrassed.
02:07:27
slimeballsteve
Coomers don't know, they hide their shame.
02:07:28
Devon Kopete
yeah the
02:07:30
pandemic p
Coomer is someone who excessively masturbates for the dopamine rush and the sense of fulfillment.
02:07:30
Devon Kopete
the gooner yeah
02:07:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I mean, you're you're one or the other, in my opinion, in this world.
02:07:39
Devon Kopete
awesome all gooners are coerss but not all coobers are gooniess right
02:07:42
pandemic p
Not all good.
02:07:42
slimeballsteve
Thank you, Devin, thank you.
02:07:43
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think I think you're one or the other. I do.
02:07:45
pandemic p
Oh, you're one or the other.
02:07:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're either a gooner or you're a cooner, guys.
02:07:48
slimeballsteve
It's kind of like one evolves into the other. Like a Coomer becomes a Gooner once they once they accept themselves.
02:07:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh.
02:07:54
Devon Kopete
the the guner yet
02:07:54
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You think it.
02:07:56
pandemic p
yeah Yeah, they've they've ah they've ascended.
02:07:56
YOUNGSHELDONRING
See, I see you think of it as an evolution.
02:07:59
pandemic p
They ascended.
02:07:59
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think of it as a choice, personally.
02:08:02
slimeballsteve
ah oh Wow, you think it was a choice?
02:08:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I do.
02:08:06
slimeballsteve
Chris!
02:08:06
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I think some people are born, uh, I think some people born Coomers.
02:08:11
slimeballsteve
But like, what is be what is beyond a gooner? Like, what where does that just go?
02:08:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't know. I think at that you get it like you get put into a mental hospital.
02:08:18
slimeballsteve
and so
02:08:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I don't, I don't know.
02:08:22
slimeballsteve
that
02:08:24
YOUNGSHELDONRING
deep deep like novel i You're talking to three of them, Devin.
02:08:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's like, I'm sure, I'm sure we've all known a Coomer every once in a while, right? But again, it's shameful and they keep it hidden. I don't want to know Guner.
02:08:34
slimeballsteve
Akuma grabs a laptop and runs into a bathroom when revealed at a birthday party.
02:08:35
Devon Kopete
Like you,
02:08:36
pandemic p
yeah good
02:08:38
Devon Kopete
You don't want to...
02:08:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You're talking to three of them, Devin.
02:08:42
Devon Kopete
No, wait, that's Coomer, right?
02:08:42
pandemic p
It's like that uh, that uh That's like that it's like It's that key and peel skit with the detective that just jacked off all the time That skit
02:08:43
Devon Kopete
Well, no, that's a Coomer that turned into a Gooner because now they're proud of it.
02:08:44
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that's Akuma. No, yes, they became a goon.
02:08:48
Devon Kopete
Now they're proud of it. Yeah.
02:08:54
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah.
02:08:58
Devon Kopete
ah
02:08:59
slimeballsteve
Wait, if so so we're saying that the people going into the Discord servers with each other, those are gooners, because they're goonin' together.
02:09:01
pandemic p
is really funny
02:09:06
pandemic p
those are gooners those are goot yeah those are gooners
02:09:07
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, they're literally gooning together.
02:09:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah. Oh, so so you're saying you're saying the community when there is a community and they've accepted it, it's Gooner.
02:09:09
Devon Kopete
That's so gross.
02:09:09
pandemic p
theyre
02:09:15
slimeballsteve
A goon-munity.
02:09:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah, there's like no such thing as a Coomer community, right?
02:09:17
YOUNGSHELDONRING
But when it's, but a Coomer's a true individual, like like America.
02:09:17
pandemic p
Coo Wait, let me wait, let me see.
02:09:22
Devon Kopete
Yeah, well, Coomer's just like, yeah, Coomer's just like, nah, dude, I'm not into this.
02:09:24
slimeballsteve
oh
02:09:24
pandemic p
Let me look this up again Kuma urban dictionary No, it no coin in a bit Okay, so urban
02:09:27
Devon Kopete
Like, I'm into it, but like, I've
02:09:30
slimeballsteve
Mad Max is a Coomer. The rest of the Marauders in the Mad Max universe are Gooners.
02:09:36
YOUNGSHELDONRING
that That's, I think you're honest on to something there. who I think you you're you're on the vein of it here.
02:09:43
Devon Kopete
You cracked the coat. You're on the vein, yeah?
02:09:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
finger in the vein, baby.
02:09:46
Devon Kopete
You're on that dick vein, dude. Just keep going.
02:09:54
pandemic p
Yeah, initially an internet version of the Wojak Aikumur is a male chronic masturbator, an incel on steroids who lives in front of his PC. Consuming porn all day and having no other interest in life other than to reach his next orgasm But the meme has grown naturally Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost Psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine it be it masturbation game score high of any kind Oh, so we're we're Coomers to rest
02:10:19
Devon Kopete
yeah
02:10:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
02:10:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah we are who we are let's be real i
02:10:29
slimeballsteve
Mmm.
02:10:29
pandemic p
We are from soft Coomers. Coomers are now utterly useless, self-pleasuring addicts to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need to feed their addictions.
02:10:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
you know i
02:10:43
pandemic p
Haven't seen Jeff in ages? Yeah. Since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and pizza on speed dial. Even even skipped his mother's funeral. Total Coomer now.
02:10:56
slimeballsteve
Oh my God.
02:10:57
pandemic p
Sad.
02:10:58
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I blame society. yeah
02:11:01
Devon Kopete
OK Joker relax.
02:11:05
slimeballsteve
Joker the Coomer.
02:11:06
Devon Kopete
Oh god.
02:11:07
pandemic p
Akuma is an elusive creature that spends its whole life desperately trying to reach the next best nut.
02:11:15
YOUNGSHELDONRING
you
02:11:16
Devon Kopete
The way you said no. I'm a nut.
02:11:19
pandemic p
Oh man, okay. Alright, let's let's wrap it up guys.
02:11:22
slimeballsteve
Yeah, let's pull this together.
02:11:22
Devon Kopete
All right.
02:11:22
YOUNGSHELDONRING
yeah
02:11:23
Devon Kopete
um um
02:11:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
here so we're kind
02:11:26
Devon Kopete
Yet all the yeah, let's see if we can rebound a little bit.
02:11:27
YOUNGSHELDONRING
but
02:11:30
Devon Kopete
It's a little bit was there anything Steve did you watch that?
Video Games and Humorous Ending
02:11:37
Devon Kopete
Dead rising remaster game overview, and then did it annoy you that he was still Cast as a different actor Yeah, apparently he said you said you said like no one ever asked him I
02:11:40
slimeballsteve
I watched a little bit of it.
02:11:45
slimeballsteve
It just feels wrong. Just feels wrong. Yeah, nobody asked ah the original voice actor.
02:11:54
Devon Kopete
That's weird and a shame. Yeah, that bumps me out.
02:11:58
pandemic p
Ech.
02:12:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
that
02:12:01
slimeballsteve
yeah
02:12:01
Devon Kopete
ah But I mean, that game looks cool.
02:12:02
pandemic p
Ach, Bach, Hamburg.
02:12:03
Devon Kopete
The game looks good because the original game is really good.
02:12:04
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Blah!
02:12:07
Devon Kopete
Steve, you're going to try to get that.
02:12:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Request!
02:12:08
Devon Kopete
You're going to try to get that. ah Hey, I'm just saying, Steve, there's if there's if there's if there's a twitch, if there's a twitch goal.
02:12:10
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Get that bled.
02:12:13
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
02:12:13
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You think they're gonna have the same?
02:12:14
slimeballsteve
It wouldn't crash. You're right.
02:12:18
Devon Kopete
You know, if there's something you could get.
02:12:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You think they're gonna keep that in?
02:12:20
Devon Kopete
I'm gonna do this until I get my achievements in all.
02:12:23
YOUNGSHELDONRING
They're definitely gonna keep that, right?
02:12:23
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it it won't crash.
02:12:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah,
02:12:25
YOUNGSHELDONRING
They're definitely gonna keep that, what is that, 48 hours inside the
02:12:28
Devon Kopete
yeah that's what I mean. Steve needs to get that finally.
02:12:29
slimeballsteve
Yeah, the the survival mode, the one that the one that died on me.
02:12:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you just don't go into the cafeteria.
02:12:35
slimeballsteve
um which Don't go into the cafeteria.
02:12:37
Devon Kopete
And could you imagine all the clips that would happen if you go in there and then it fucking crashes on you again?
02:12:45
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Oh my god.
02:12:47
slimeballsteve
Just an hour of me crying.
02:12:47
Devon Kopete
Did I not vote that?
02:12:48
slimeballsteve
Just an hour of me crying, dude.
02:12:48
Devon Kopete
yeah
02:12:50
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think I quit playing games here, but you know, I just give it like a, I'll be like go to, I do what George Costanza does in Seinfeld and there was like a dramatic moment.
02:12:53
Devon Kopete
yeah
02:13:00
YOUNGSHELDONRING
He goes to the beach and he just stares out into the ocean. what that's Sometimes there was a few boss fights in Elden Ring that almost put you into that.
02:13:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
02:13:10
pandemic p
come
02:13:12
Devon Kopete
I just want Devin to go outside.
02:13:12
YOUNGSHELDONRING
We'll see. We'll see.
02:13:15
Devon Kopete
How dare you, Devin? it's going to swim to see people i see people all the internet and uh...
02:13:18
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I love it. I love it read though you You're ah kevin you're you're out of all of us you're the closest to being in one of those pods in the matrix Real
02:13:28
slimeballsteve
ah
02:13:31
Devon Kopete
uh... my god do you think just jack me and man
02:13:35
slimeballsteve
Devin, maybe you are in one of those pods. You really think Chris Galani could exist in the real world?
02:13:42
YOUNGSHELDONRING
real It's like Kramer.
02:13:45
slimeballsteve
As a Morpheus, Chris, you're Morpheus.
02:13:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I am. Hey man, you gotta to get out of that pod, man.
02:13:48
Devon Kopete
i mean just Just saying yeah it Four to five days a week at the gym add all that in I'm a maniac man.
02:13:51
YOUNGSHELDONRING
You gotta cum with me.
02:13:53
slimeballsteve
yeah yeah and
02:13:57
YOUNGSHELDONRING
And now
02:13:58
Devon Kopete
I don't get any sleep And yeah Neil gave me face sexual assault allegations depressing Hope it's not true, but it probably is Bums me out so we're burning all my my sand
02:14:02
YOUNGSHELDONRING
you do it.
02:14:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
That sucks.
02:14:11
YOUNGSHELDONRING
It's not good.
02:14:12
pandemic p
Man.
02:14:14
YOUNGSHELDONRING
read some of it.
02:14:16
pandemic p
More like Neil, more like Neil Goon, man. Am I right or am I right?
02:14:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah, he's, if you read that article, he's, he's a Coomer. He's doing some stuff.
02:14:24
pandemic p
I mean, look at the stuff he writes. He's probably a Coomer, but, you know, is he a was he a Coomer with was he a Coomer with consent this time or, you know, like that's the thing.
02:14:30
Devon Kopete
he's a sophisticated comer uh...
02:14:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
I think he, um, I don't know.
02:14:36
slimeballsteve
Does that explain Alan Moore?
02:14:36
Devon Kopete
will evidental
02:14:38
slimeballsteve
alllan Did Alan Moore just go like full on Coomer for like decades?
02:14:40
Devon Kopete
do how much uh...
02:14:41
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Yeah.
02:14:44
Devon Kopete
his cabins so gross dude he's like he's the comer jesus he's like on the bible
02:14:46
pandemic p
Okay.
02:14:46
YOUNGSHELDONRING
him yeah just him existing created tumors like they just they spawn from him yeah yeah 100% so close I'm so close
02:14:53
slimeballsteve
All right, well, speaking about that, I think we should wrap this one up, put this one in the books.
02:14:59
Devon Kopete
but all wait we're going to do a a goon a goon or countdown yeah ah comes down steve goes down we're all in the chat room we're all the discord right now yeah honest yeah um
02:15:07
YOUNGSHELDONRING
got some
02:15:08
slimeballsteve
All right, for all of those who've been, all y'all who've been holding it for the entirety of this podcast, you can now, five, four, three, two, one.
02:15:16
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Imagine the whole time.
02:15:19
YOUNGSHELDONRING
oh yeah there There it is.
02:15:23
pandemic p
Oh no.
02:15:25
Devon Kopete
Well, somebody somebody's really going to use that.
02:15:25
pandemic p
Yay!
02:15:30
Devon Kopete
So, you're welcome.
02:15:31
YOUNGSHELDONRING
and Enjoy.
02:15:32
Devon Kopete
Enjoy.
02:15:32
slimeballsteve
so
02:15:32
YOUNGSHELDONRING
Enjoy.
02:15:33
slimeballsteve
Tell us it was you.
02:15:36
slimeballsteve
me are bye
02:16:05
slimeballsteve
All right, bye.