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Dragon Age Quizzo
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Introduction and Host Introductions
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Devon Kopete
Hello, you are listening to the all new anti-famboy podcast for the week of June 16th, 2024. I am one of our quartets. Devin Kopeck with me as always is Steve Oteri, Jonathan Suarez, and Christopher Galante.
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slimeballsteve
How you doing?
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Booker D
How you doing?
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ELDENMAN
Merry underneath to you too, Devon!
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Devon Kopete
o So you know what you better get ready get your pants on or else just forget about it They said I wasn't allowed they said I can't make any Santana references and I said who's that I had to be reminded then I had to make sure I was gonna make said Santana reference so Yeah
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ELDENMAN
I'm not wearing pants, I'm forgetting about it. Whoo!
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ELDENMAN
He's listening, man. So, you want his lawyers down your throat? That's your business.
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Devon Kopete
yeah
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ELDENMAN
and throat That's why I said it no oh Man, I'm always happy hearing that
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Devon Kopete
a That's, that's where they're going to put me.
Gaming Discussions and Humorous Exchanges
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Devon Kopete
So, so you can be excited with your Elden ring DLC. I'm watching a 20 minute burnout three fun clip edition that Steve sent me to make me feel better about not being on the Elden ring team.
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ELDENMAN
back to it I'm very excited Mmm
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slimeballsteve
did you know what when um when's the dlc go live when's the dlc go live oh dude yeah
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ELDENMAN
copium copium
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Devon Kopete
Yeah. this This is like probably the actual definition of copium. Uh, me just going, Oh, whatever. I'm just going to watch burnout three clips. Fuck you.
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ELDENMAN
21st.
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Booker D
Wait for for Elden Ring.
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Devon Kopete
It's so long.
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ELDENMAN
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Booker D
ah For consoles, it's midnight on Thursday night. So 20th on at 12.
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ELDENMAN
Midnight Thursday.
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Booker D
Yeah. But they're they're doing a global release for PC at the same time. So Eastern gets it at six o'clock on Thursday.
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slimeballsteve
Oh.
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Booker D
PC Eastern but the catch the catch is the catch is that um consoles get to download it like on Tuesday or something but PC players can't download it until it goes live so who knows who knows the servers probably won't won't be stable this and that
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Devon Kopete
So does that mean Elden Ring officially a PC game?
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ELDENMAN
How big is it it's
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Booker D
I don't know didn't you say I thought you said you used you saw how big it was yeah it's not it's let's see I think like 130 it's only it's only sixteen point five gigabytes so one tenth of a black ops 5
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ELDENMAN
like 30 gigs or something Yeah
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slimeballsteve
Okay, so, 30 gigs.
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Devon Kopete
How many how many black ops 6 is it?
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slimeballsteve
I'm doing the math. Yeah, I was doing that math in my head, Devin. I was like, Black Ops is 300 gigabytes.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
Eight- Eight- Eighteen Elden Ring DLCs fit in one Call of Duty 6.
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ELDENMAN
Optimize, baby.
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ELDENMAN
yeah
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Devon Kopete
What? Like why?
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ELDENMAN
And Elvendering itself, 60 gigabytes.
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Devon Kopete
Has anyone ever like read into why like those games are so much?
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ELDENMAN
That's it.
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Booker D
Yes because because they don't yeah because their devs are clown their devs are clowns man like it's easier it's easier to just throw throw a bunch of shit on into a pot than to like actually like optimize it I guess maybe that might be it plus the um
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slimeballsteve
because they have crypto scams in them now.
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Devon Kopete
It's not content. It's not content like we know that.
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ELDENMAN
i
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ELDENMAN
up exactly exactly monday okay then why why isn't then why isn't flight simulator a thousand gigs
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slimeballsteve
is it because Is it because they are still on the same engine that they were using for the 360 and they just don't they just don't know how to compress those files?
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Booker D
The war zone, the war zone area is like gigantic too. Like that's it's huge.
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slimeballsteve
That is, yeah, I forgot that that is a ah monster. And they are constantly adding stuff to it, right?
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, but I thought wars that was like its own game like I thought that was like Yeah
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Booker D
Yeah.
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slimeballsteve
Because it's the entire world, Chris.
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ELDENMAN
I
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Booker D
No, no, now no, no, but not only that, not only that, but Flight Simulator, they have live weather stuff. So like when you fly over like Costa Rica in the game, it's the exact The exact same weather that's going on in real life.
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Devon Kopete
All right.
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Booker D
So like it Yeah, it's like true true simulation true real-life simulation And that's not just me that's not just me defending my ah my MVP of my fantasy my fantasy league But you know Yeah, I don't care
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slimeballsteve
It has to download the weather.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, so according to the Internet.
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ELDENMAN
know, but
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, your secret win.
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Devon Kopete
So apparently it's it's ah there's just. Yeah, it's literally they don't care about your storage space like they don't compress anything. All the files aren't pressed, but like.
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Booker D
And you know what sucks?
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Booker D
You know what sucks like fucking like. What sucks like the PlayStation players since PlayStation itself, the the fucking operating system is not optimized whenever like a patch goes through or like an update comes for a game, the way PlayStation has done it since the PS4. And I don't even know why they do this, but they like reinstall the entire game file every single time. Like it's not just a patch.
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ELDENMAN
Mmm.
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Booker D
So it always take like whenever I had to update Destiny like it always take like half a day to do it.
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ELDENMAN
Weird.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Booker D
Even if it's like a 300 megabyte patch like hotfix is so annoying.
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Devon Kopete
So it's and honestly, it's probably like. It's probably a. what's What's the word I'm looking for? It's like a tactic, right? Like they want Call of Duty to be one of the only three games you have on your console, you know?
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ELDENMAN
Mmm.
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Booker D
Well, yeah, because then you got to pick you got to pick like do I want to try out all these other games or?
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slimeballsteve
Mmm.
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ELDENMAN
Good claw.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Booker D
Man, now I have to read down. of through I'll have to reinstall Call of Duty. Now I'll just play Call of Duty instead.
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ELDENMAN
But i can't I can't delete Call of Duty.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, that is in the scummy Yeah, what I Think so.
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Booker D
Yeah.
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ELDENMAN
What am I going to do when I'm masturbating?
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ELDENMAN
I don't think that's how people play that. Am I crazy?
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Devon Kopete
That's uh, that's that's what the black ops 6 Microsoft thing was about So the entire world is is It's like
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ELDENMAN
A lot of jerkers. So I i just looked it up. Flight Simulator 20, 24, 120 gigs.
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Booker D
Woo-ee.
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ELDENMAN
So that's a big one.
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Booker D
Yeah. You have to download the whole world. You have to install the whole world.
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ELDENMAN
How many Call of Duty is this? How many flight simulators fit in it?
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Booker D
That's.
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Devon Kopete
That's like two, two and a half. I think fit in there.
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ELDENMAN
So two and a half worlds, the Earths fit into that game.
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Devon Kopete
We'll call black ops.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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ELDENMAN
Two and a half Earths. Cool. I'm all for it.
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Booker D
Wait, but Red Dead, yeah, Red Dead was like one hundred and fifty gigabytes, too, though, like that was huge.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah. But I feel like Red Dead, like they, you see that, right?
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ELDENMAN
That's a fun one.
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Devon Kopete
You see that.
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Booker D
I feel like Red Dead's the greatest game of all time. So that's what everybody says.
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slimeballsteve
you
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Devon Kopete
he
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Booker D
kind of I kind of want to play it though, just to see. Because a lot of people really do say.
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Devon Kopete
That's right, you've never played it.
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Booker D
A lot of people really do believe that's the greatest game ever of all time.
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ELDENMAN
You could just just just just watch it on YouTube. Trust me, I did it. It was great.
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Booker D
No, i watch i watch the video I watched the video on YouTube of somebody just following a random NPC home to see what they do.
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ELDENMAN
It was a great story.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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ELDENMAN
I do think...
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Booker D
and it was the most
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Booker D
It was the most mesmerizing thing ever because they like it was so real like this old they follow this old man home and he just went home like we had dinner like sat with his family then went to bed and then at 5 a.m.
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ELDENMAN
I kind of feel like
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Booker D
he woke up and he got on this horse and he went back into town like it was it was really impressive like when Chris they say it's the best story of all time
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ELDENMAN
I, that story falls off at some point. And it's when they go to, um, where, when they go to where, where's that Malta, where they wanted to talk mangoes mangoes.
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Booker D
and the game but
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slimeballsteve
from where was it? It's the islands, right?
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Booker D
guys guys this is the greatest game of all time that you guys are are dragging right now I'm going I'm going right now on open an open critic on open critic on open critic all platforms all time Red Dead Redemption number two or Red Dead Redemption
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slimeballsteve
Where did Tahiti?
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ELDENMAN
What was he kept talking about?
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Devon Kopete
No, what was his name?
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ELDENMAN
Cantaloupes Tahiti thing.
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Devon Kopete
It wasn't a he'd either.
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ELDENMAN
It was Tahiti. Yes, it was.
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Booker D
Redemption 2 is number five on the list. Okay Yeah, well, you know Chris it's Chris it's a 96 to Elden rings 90 to Elden rings 95 so it's better than Elden ring It's better than Elden ring It's
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ELDENMAN
I think it it loses steam when it hits Tahiti.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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ELDENMAN
I'm sorry.
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Devon Kopete
I know it for sure does, yeah.
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ELDENMAN
so excuse Oh, excuse me. Rockstar Games.
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Devon Kopete
yeah You know, it's it's crazy to like John you were talking about that like somebody literally like watch some guy cook food and like When he's chopping up the food like it literally like he's literally chops it up.
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Booker D
yeah He's doing it he's fucking doing it dude.
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Devon Kopete
It's not just like Yeah, so like that's yeah Yeah, like that I'm like, oh I can get why this is 120 gigs like Call of Duty is just embarrassing out there like
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Booker D
It's so impressive like I'm not even gonna. I'm not running. That's impressive. That's really impressive Yeah, I'll do it easily yeah, yeah anyway Anyway, Super Mario Odyssey is number one on on the on this list at 97, so I just wanted to point that out oh
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ELDENMAN
Yeah, totally. Totally. I think you're right though, Devin. I think it's limit selection. You know?
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ELDENMAN
and think I think you're honest on something there. I think it's limiting selection on your um your console.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah Yeah It's uh, well yeah the end they called duties scumbag company local Xbox scumbags Yeah You know, even though even though they had all that all those cool games.
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Booker D
I thought Baldur's Gate 3 was higher. It's just 96
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, it it's it feels big but it's you know in comparison it's not it's not monstrous
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Booker D
Dang.
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Booker D
I don't see Call of Duty on here at all.
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slimeballsteve
Sorry, you mean Microsoft?
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ELDENMAN
Mmm.
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Booker D
I don't see Call of Duty on here at all.
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slimeballsteve
They had all that heat from us last week, all that popular heat.
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Devon Kopete
I
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Booker D
Yeah, the only games I haven't played on this list, just to see where just to see where Zelda and Mario is,
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Devon Kopete
John, do you like to look this up like monthly, just to see where the Nintendo games are?
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slimeballsteve
I think they...
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Booker D
The only games I haven't played on here are Baldur's Gate and Red Dead.
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Devon Kopete
I bet you if you look at like...
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Booker D
And Persona 5. Dude, Persona 5, Royal, and Persona 5 are separate things. Like, come on.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, I hate that.
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Booker D
That's cat.
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Devon Kopete
Well, dude, i bet you I bet you if you look down to like top 15, you'll probably see the final shape.
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Booker D
That's cat.
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Devon Kopete
Destiny 2 DLC. John. You know that game.
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Booker D
I don't see it. I don't see it on here. It's not on here.
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ELDENMAN
Ooh, Devin farting in the background. He's very nervous.
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Booker D
It's not on here.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, just like a slow trumpet.
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Booker D
Metroid Prime remastered is on here and number 12 Divinity original sin 2's number 14.
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ELDENMAN
Very nervous.
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ELDENMAN
Devin's getting called out on something.
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Booker D
I don't see destiny to the final shape That is you far Devin far Kate
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ELDENMAN
He's not happy.
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ELDENMAN
Of course.
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Devon Kopete
No, no i do I don't do that I don't do that guys I don't do that ever dude You know what dude it's just you know that was those I was cracking my back
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ELDENMAN
Oh, I thought you did.
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slimeballsteve
You don't fart. You don't fart.
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ELDENMAN
You farted ever?
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slimeballsteve
Wow. You know what? You know what? You went from saying you didn't shit your pants out one time to just saying you don't even fart anymore.
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ELDENMAN
That's impressive, man. I'm impressed. I'm impressed.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, you you cracked your back, and I guess somebody was, uh, was, uh, I don't know, making some shit.
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ELDENMAN
Oh, wow!
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Devon Kopete
Back in back you Yeah, but it's just like Yeah Is a mirror is a mirror playing in final shape Has he been telling you Yeah He respects yours, yeah
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Booker D
Yeah Yeah, yeah your point you're to your point Devin. I am gonna play the final shape at some point It's just I made my choice a couple weeks ago, and I was like I can't I can't get stuff Of course he is he's a fucking he's a sicko fucking he's a sicko disgusting human being No, because he's not cuz he he knows he knows yeah, he was he respects me That's why he respects me as a person because if he tried to like drag me into the game right now then
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ELDENMAN
That's great.
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Booker D
then the mistake he would be making is, see, he thinks about these things. You don't, Devin, because you told me to play God of War.
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Devon Kopete
No, I want to hurt you. I want to hurt you.
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Booker D
You told me to play God of War before playing Horizon Zero Dawn. Amir would have thought about it analytically, and he would have told me to play Horizon Zero Dawn first because he knew it wouldn't compare to God of War. He he just knows.
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slimeballsteve
The presence you're going is definitely the appetizer.
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Devon Kopete
I'm sorry, I wanted you to get to the good stuff for I want you to have your steak first.
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Booker D
Yeah. Yeah, so so he's he's playing through it. like You know, we have we talk about it here and there, but he's not like trying to drag me in. He knows he's I got to take my time with it. He knows Elden Ring DLC is way more important than the final
Deep Dive into Elden Ring
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Booker D
shape.
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ELDENMAN
He's probably going to shift over to the Elden Ring.
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Booker D
So. Oh, yeah, yes, yes.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, you know, Amir sounds like somebody who farts, so I don't trust him.
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Booker D
But like he knew he knew I wanted to prepare.
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Booker D
He wanted to. um Yeah, because like that's yeah, if I if I went through if I went into that fucking game right now in Destiny, you guys wouldn't even you guys wouldn't know who I am.
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slimeballsteve
if Anybody? Yeah.
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Booker D
i Wouldn't I wouldn't be talking about I'll do I would be shitting all over the DLC thinking that it was gonna be bad I'll be saying bad stuff final shake him out last week And technically I could have I could have went I could have went in on it Because I had my character already like finished everything I wanted to get for the DLC in Elden Ring by then But you know, i I was having too much fun, man.
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slimeballsteve
When did that come out? I feel like probably people were like rushing that. Yeah.
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ELDENMAN
Mm-hmm.
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Booker D
I was I went in played it played it again.
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ELDENMAN
Yeah, we're living the old hits. We're living the old hits No new game plus roll it rolled he ran the bases he ran the bases Hmm
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Booker D
I I played I played it again.
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Devon Kopete
We'll
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Booker D
Chris, I played I did a whole new game plus Ron. To.
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slimeballsteve
You started a new guy?
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Devon Kopete
see.
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Booker D
You know, I started I did a fresh I did a fresh.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, new game plus. New game plus. I'm sorry. New game plus.
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Booker D
Yeah. And then like I was salty. I was salty that I didn't get the magic scorpion charm. I fucked up my my the sequence for that. And I was using Moonvale. And that would have been really helpful to you. So I was like, you know what? I'm just going to go through New Game Plus. I'm going to go on an asshole run, not do anything, not do any of the quests. I'm just going to get all the stuff that I wanted and get all the and all the great runes and be prepped for the DLC on there. So I'm going to bring that profile into the DLC, I think.
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ELDENMAN
Well, I've been bumming around.
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Booker D
And if it's too hard.
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slimeballsteve
Cool.
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ELDENMAN
Bumming around the old lands between myself.
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Booker D
Yeah. Me and Tim talk about it.
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ELDENMAN
That.
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Booker D
He's like, dude, you saved Chris's life by telling him to just go back into Elden Rey.
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slimeballsteve
Wait, I'm sorry, did you call it the lance between yourself?
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Booker D
yeah
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ELDENMAN
Lands between my thighs.
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Devon Kopete
oh wait
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slimeballsteve
Okay, so you're you're just talking about your taint. Is that what you're, you're, you're grundle.
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ELDENMAN
That's where this land exists, don't you?
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slimeballsteve
My
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Devon Kopete
I'm more interested that Tim that Tim thought I'm more interested that Tim thought Chris continued to play Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth would kill him yeah it's dude I'm real worried about you Tim's a cancer dude he's a cancer against Japanese RPGs dude
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ELDENMAN
See, you don't know anything about Alden Ringlord.
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ELDENMAN
Yeah, he really thinks it would have killed me.
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Booker D
It would have. No, it would have.
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ELDENMAN
He told me in private, yeah.
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ELDENMAN
Yeah, he sent me a real long PM.
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Booker D
Yeah, because you know what?
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Booker D
No, it's oh no. Elden rings not a Japanese RPG.
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Devon Kopete
traditional Japanese RPGs Yeah, yeah, hey hey last I heard Activision promoted blood-borne Yeah du tim You might as well call him Tim a worm tongue, dude Hey boys, don't you have fun with your busta swords?
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Booker D
Is that what you're saying?
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slimeballsteve
from software, big American flag.
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Booker D
I'm just saying I'm software is not a Japanese company.
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ELDENMAN
Back to my super American company.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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ELDENMAN
oh They all drive Ford F-150s over there, baby.
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ELDENMAN
yeah
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ELDENMAN
um Devin, I'll be... No, no, no. Let me be real with you. I hit Cosmo Canyon, right?
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ELDENMAN
And I just, I already did. I finished Gengaga completely.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah
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Devon Kopete
Right Yeah, but you can't do them right you gotta like come back later, yeah, yeah Now dude Cosmo Canyon to me is like I've i've said this before like I've never been super into that like aesthetic But like Cosmo Canyon was like Gungaga.
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ELDENMAN
I finished, well, I got two more left of the, was it the Intel? Can't do it. So then I hit Cosmo Canyon and I saw that bar again with the little dots.
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Booker D
Dude.
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ELDENMAN
Hmm.
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Devon Kopete
I think it's fun, but it's pretty chunky and like and then Cosmo Canyon's like that, but like I
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ELDENMAN
Yes.
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ELDENMAN
It's even bigger!
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Devon Kopete
Way worse, but as And I'll tell you this though, dude as and it's not I'm not kidding you Cosmo Canyon is a fucking bite and a half But like as soon as I got through that because there's a moment where I was like, oh, come on Like I was like, I can't I can't do this anymore
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ELDENMAN
It's even bigger! It's huge!
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ELDENMAN
Yeah,
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ELDENMAN
yeah that's exactly what happened to me.
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Devon Kopete
i Don't know how much of ah I got left in the tank and I'm loving the game But I just didn't know and then as soon as we got there like because I think I took like two three-day break I got to the area next and it is such a fucking pleasure to play through after dealing with cosmon candy And so I don't I don't begrudge you for being like this is a good stopping point Yeah
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ELDENMAN
I can't.
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Booker D
you
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:15:20
ELDENMAN
Yeah, I gotta I gotta pause. I gotta hit pause cuz I've seen all these like the land itself cosmic and is huge and I'm like as Just too daunting right now I heard that I saw the one thing fill up on that huge bar.
00:15:28
Devon Kopete
You he no exactly you saw that bar and you were like you're like
00:15:38
ELDENMAN
I'm like yeah is I Need to take a break ah
00:15:41
Booker D
I'll do this later. I'll do this later I'll do this over Christmas break How's it feel being back home Chris Now
00:15:47
slimeballsteve
hahaha
00:15:48
ELDENMAN
Yeah, this, and I'm back in, I'm back in town.
00:15:54
ELDENMAN
who Let me tell you, it's, you know, I really thought I was going to have to shake some rust off, but man, I'm just, it's been a breeze.
00:16:00
Booker D
I knew it dude when you went in there, that's why I said that right away I was I yo in before Chris just fucking slays the tree sandal
00:16:06
ELDENMAN
I had like a little bit of an issue fucking around in Stormveil, but man, that place is pretty much cake.
00:16:11
Booker D
Now, once you hit your stride in the game, though, it's kind of it's kind of smooth if you already know where to go, you know?
00:16:12
ELDENMAN
the right Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:16
Booker D
And you already know where to go.
00:16:16
ELDENMAN
I'm feeling it. I'm in I'm in the groove. I'm dialed in.
00:16:21
ELDENMAN
Now, now I'm just having fun. Like, I'm just looking around like, oh, you know, maybe I'll go a little tour of Storm Vale and it's proceeding perceive the in the area around it. So and I found Death Touch cat catacombs and I'm like, OK, I'm getting my oochie, babe, oochie.
00:16:21
Booker D
Locked in.
00:16:34
Booker D
Stormveil's so good.
00:16:40
ELDENMAN
It's right in there.
00:16:40
Booker D
Hell yeah.
00:16:41
ELDENMAN
It's waiting for me singing to me. So, and I'm doing my Dex intelligence build. So I am, I'm trying something new, trying something completely different.
00:16:47
Booker D
OK, OK. All right.
00:16:52
slimeballsteve
Wow, bringing a nerd in.
00:16:56
ELDENMAN
He's a fast nerd though.
00:16:57
slimeballsteve
I love that.
00:16:58
ELDENMAN
It's Leslie Nielsen. And he started off with just underwear on, but he's like ripped just like he is a naked gun.
00:17:05
slimeballsteve
yeah Oh, he's he's strapping in that.
00:17:06
ELDENMAN
And he takes his shirt off.
00:17:10
Booker D
So are you dumping are you dumping all your ah all your runes into decks and intelligence right now right off the bat or you like spreading them out? between like vigor and stamina and stuff.
00:17:17
ELDENMAN
No, i i had to I had to like overload decks because the mace I picked up, which I wanted to use, it was like 18 decks and that that thing's great because it causes blood buildup.
00:17:32
Booker D
Yeah.
00:17:33
ELDENMAN
And I've been just like tanking big guys with it.
00:17:36
Booker D
I think Uchi's like 15 or 18.
00:17:41
ELDENMAN
Oh, I'm good, I checked the i know the skills, 12, 15. It's 12 strength, 15 decks. I picked it up before.
00:17:46
Booker D
Yeah, so then you can yeah, so technically sorry we're nerd and how here right now guys, but you could use uchi katana till you get moon veil and you could just Yeah, that's what I that's what I did and I turned yeah, I added cold I had a cold um affinity to uchi too Dude, it's sick sick It's so good
00:17:56
ELDENMAN
I heard you could power stance with Uchi and Moonville. And i think I'm thinking about that. I was thinking about that too. I did that before. That really works. Yeah. Well, I was thinking about doing like keen shit For uchi right now because i'm all decked, you know Yeah, it is.
00:18:16
Booker D
I mean, you could do that, too. Like, that's why it's cool. Yeah.
00:18:19
ELDENMAN
It's that that I think That might be one of the best Dex weapons in the game Totally I mean I was just I'm my shit covered club for like five levels and I was
00:18:25
Booker D
But the cool thing is, if you do end up wanting to use Moonvale, like the Uchigatana is like perfect to start off with till you get it. And then and then you can use it in your left hand. Like, it's not like you're losing out on on on value. Yeah. Yeah, everyone was telling me to go with Rach first. I was like, I'm not doing that. I don't want to do that.
00:18:45
ELDENMAN
It's pretty, it's like over really quick. Like every, all the disadvantage you would feel is just, as soon as you get some clothes and a weapon.
00:18:52
Booker D
I mean, like, what'd you do for armor? What'd you do? Yeah, what'd you do for armor and stuff, though?
00:18:55
ELDENMAN
Oh, I, I fucked that camp up that near, near the church.
00:18:59
Booker D
See, that's why that's why I started summer, because you start off with Ushi Katana. So I already had it.
00:19:02
ELDENMAN
You do.
00:19:02
Devon Kopete
Yeah, is there a benefit director is it just like oh, let's just like hard mode hard mode hard mode Okay, yeah
00:19:06
ELDENMAN
Nope.
00:19:06
Booker D
Yeah, you get to flex. He could be, he's a registered flex offender right now, Chris.
00:19:11
ELDENMAN
yeah ah
00:19:12
Booker D
He gives he's just flexing on everybody, taking out the, taking out the, taking out the tree sentinel with a club.
00:19:14
Devon Kopete
He's on a list, yeah.
00:19:14
ELDENMAN
I've never done it! I've never done it!
00:19:19
Booker D
It's a pretty big flex, I would say.
00:19:21
ELDENMAN
ah That's funny.
00:19:21
Booker D
So, you know.
00:19:22
ELDENMAN
That was a good time, man. That's what this game's all about.
00:19:26
Booker D
It's awesome.
00:19:26
ELDENMAN
Have a good time. Hanging out, smoking some weed in the church, and getting some grace, getting your grace on, you know what I mean, Steve? You ever get your grace on?
00:19:34
Booker D
Hell, yes.
00:19:36
slimeballsteve
I've gotten my grace on a few times.
00:19:36
ELDENMAN
You know what I'm saying? You get that boner in the game, you gotta push it down.
00:19:40
Devon Kopete
Whoa, is that from hugging that girl?
00:19:41
Booker D
How'd you do?
00:19:42
ELDENMAN
Yeah?
00:19:42
Booker D
How'd you do against the grafted scion in the beginning? Did you did you get some health off of him this time or?
00:19:47
ELDENMAN
Yeah, I kind of cheesed him a bit, but... um Yeah.
00:19:51
Booker D
A lot of the speed on us just jump right off the cliff there. They just don't even waste time against it.
00:19:56
ELDENMAN
I think that's what I did, actually, remember.
00:19:58
Booker D
You just fucking you're just like, no, I don't feel like the only with this go right through.
00:20:01
ELDENMAN
Yeah, because it's like, that's ridiculous, obviously. You're supposed to die, right? It's like Bloodborne.
00:20:06
Booker D
Yeah.
00:20:07
ELDENMAN
I get it. um
00:20:09
Booker D
Oh, man. So what are you going to do? you You still got you got to do you got to do God Rick.
00:20:12
ELDENMAN
Don't get my luchi. Get my moon veil. god rick in his shriveled asshole covered himself in arms couldn't flex a single one of them he's his complete anti-pad he's
00:20:17
Booker D
You're going to fuck his ass up that fucking bitch ass. He's he's the he's the biggest fuck boy in in gaming history. I think he's such a he's such a bitch.
00:20:29
Devon Kopete
but Beat that guy in like three tries.
00:20:29
Booker D
He's he's he's he's I was so scared.
00:20:32
Devon Kopete
I remember that.
00:20:35
ELDENMAN
a little bitch
00:20:36
Booker D
First time I first time I played I was streaming. Amir was watching me stream because he gets likes to jack off on me dying in games over and over again. And like he was like he was like Amir was like getting upset with me because I wasn't going in on because I was scared. It was like my first like big boss in the Souls game. So I was like, you know, taking my time. I was too scared to approach him. And we were like, fucking get your ass in there and fucking beat his ass. He was like, he's not that hard. I was like, Jesus Christ, dude.
00:21:08
Booker D
And like this time, it's like, yeah, is really.
00:21:08
Devon Kopete
Excuse me, that pats off to you.
00:21:09
ELDENMAN
You gotta be aggressive with him, man. You gotta go in strong.
00:21:14
Booker D
Yeah, he's really he's really not that hard at all.
00:21:17
ELDENMAN
That's what I've learned with some bosses. You gotta take your time. Just let them kind of do their thing for a bit. Have their little tantrum.
00:21:24
Booker D
Yeah. What ah spirit ashes are you using? I did a lot of the jellyfish my second time around and it was I was surprised.
00:21:31
ELDENMAN
You know, I just got my wolves, my babies, got my got my wolves.
00:21:32
Booker D
I was surprised.
00:21:35
ELDENMAN
They're still, they're serving me fine. I had no issue, you know, I didn't always like the wolves in the beginning.
00:21:39
Booker D
Right.
00:21:41
ELDENMAN
They're great.
00:21:42
Booker D
Yeah, they're good at more.
00:21:43
ELDENMAN
Can't go wrong until I get my mimic tier and then it's fucking remember.
00:21:44
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:21:46
Booker D
Yeah, that's over.
00:21:47
ELDENMAN
It's over.
00:21:47
Booker D
That's over.
00:21:48
Devon Kopete
Yeah Okay, why Yeah, I uh
00:21:50
ELDENMAN
Because it'd be two of me. Forcing you to suck one of our decks Yeah, there's gonna be something where he's gonna have like a one big foot or something Right Interesting and torn that's the most interesting part
00:21:54
Booker D
You think you think they're going to you think they're going to make you think they're going to make mimic tier like so like super useless of the DLC because they know everyone's going to be using it.
00:22:03
slimeballsteve
here
00:22:05
Booker D
Well, I saw I saw there's there's things there's things in the land of shadow that you have to use like they're kind of like golden seeds. You got to use them to level up your spirit ashes and you and torrent. So. Yeah, so I think like they they try to make it so you can't just go in with a fucking plus 10 Spirit ash and like just body everybody like they they make it so you have you have to like level them up in in there, too I Don't know but they said they said they there you have to like you have to like up his health and stuff for some of the things So that's kind of scary cuz like dude like it's just torrent like chill chill Miyazaki like he's just my horse like
00:22:25
slimeballsteve
Mm-hm.
00:22:32
ELDENMAN
I wonder what they're gonna do with torn. Is it just gonna make a beef here? Is that all I want? Okay.
00:22:48
Devon Kopete
Well, he doesn't change at all, right?
00:22:49
Booker D
yeah
00:22:50
Devon Kopete
At all? Like from when you get him?
00:22:51
Booker D
Not really, no, but like the fact that like the fact that there was.
00:22:54
Devon Kopete
You gotta do something thing with a guy.
00:22:56
ELDENMAN
Hmm.
00:22:56
Booker D
The fact that they were saying that you got to like like level him up like scares me like because like it kind of because he's kind of like you kind of like get two or three tasks by by big enemies if you're on torrent anyway.
00:23:01
ELDENMAN
Hmm.
00:23:09
Booker D
That's another thing that kind of pissed me off about the game was like when like you try to get on torrent and you but he had he had died before and it's like
00:23:17
ELDENMAN
oh Yeah, of course I do Yeah, yeah I've been in I've been in some I've been in some hairy situations when that happens Yeah They the only people that actually killed torrent the most for me it was this probably were done or he would
00:23:18
Booker D
do you want to spend a flask for him? like fucking yeah i do like come on why do you and like you have to like select yes and like like five seconds goes off and you die you die by then anyway so it doesn't matter i know it's like it's so annoying so fucking annoying like yeah i do like why do you gotta ask me the
00:23:33
slimeballsteve
Hm.
00:23:45
Booker D
tree avatar oh yeah right on
00:23:45
Devon Kopete
Of famous horse lover Radon
00:23:47
ELDENMAN
He'd kill my horses all the time. I'd be like, ah, he doesn't know what he's doing.
00:23:54
Booker D
Oh, man.
00:23:54
ELDENMAN
He don't know any better.
00:23:55
Devon Kopete
It's a big tiny why then there am I I've asked it.
00:23:56
ELDENMAN
He's sick.
00:23:59
ELDENMAN
No, go ahead, Devin.
00:24:00
Devon Kopete
No, it's just why is he so big again?
00:24:00
Booker D
Go ahead, go ahead.
00:24:00
ELDENMAN
area Because the more runes you absorb, the stronger you get, the bigger you get.
00:24:02
Devon Kopete
Why is he so big?
00:24:03
Booker D
Because he's a demigod.
00:24:07
Booker D
He's a big boy.
00:24:08
Devon Kopete
Okay, but is he like You see gigantic in that trailer in the first trailer, okay Mmm
00:24:09
ELDENMAN
So if you get more runes in you, you get big.
00:24:10
Booker D
He's got to hold the stars up, Devin. He is.
00:24:15
ELDENMAN
And he's, he's supposedly, if you look at his hair, he's also might be of fire giant kin.
00:24:16
Booker D
Yeah, I think he is, yeah.
00:24:23
ELDENMAN
He's, he's related to them and so like, so they're big. They're giant.
00:24:26
ELDENMAN
He's got, he's the real heroes. His little horse who he, it basically learned gravity magic. So he didn't crush him.
00:24:26
slimeballsteve
The real heroes, that donkey.
00:24:34
Booker D
So he could ride his horse so he could ride his horse.
00:24:35
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
00:24:36
Booker D
It's like it's.
00:24:36
ELDENMAN
He's too fat.
00:24:38
Booker D
So weird that like so it's so weird, but so like it's so heartwarming to like.
00:24:40
ELDENMAN
You could get it out. Yeah, he figured it out. And he's a sad guy.
00:24:45
Booker D
Because that's like a major story element is that is him changing gravity.
00:24:47
ELDENMAN
He's a sad guy, John. He got a nuke dropped on his head. It's terrible.
00:24:54
Booker D
Dude, watching that trailer like after knowing some of this, the lore stuff, yeah, it's like it's kind of it's kind of gnarly, dude, like, because
00:24:56
Devon Kopete
Think with context. Yeah.
00:25:03
Booker D
Melania stabs him.
00:25:05
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
00:25:06
Booker D
And then she stabs herself like you see her stab herself, so she bleeds into like gives him her her fucking scarlet rot.
00:25:08
ELDENMAN
Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:13
ELDENMAN
The nuclear option man.
00:25:15
Booker D
I was like, Jesus Christ, that's fucking.
00:25:16
ELDENMAN
She bloomed. She fucking bloomed out there.
00:25:19
Booker D
Oh, man, dude.
00:25:20
ELDENMAN
That's not good. That's not good, David. She blooms again. She's like, it's game over, dog.
00:25:26
Devon Kopete
But you you killed her so Oh God, well, you know, actually why am I acting like this?
00:25:26
ELDENMAN
It's game over. Oh. Oh.
00:25:30
Booker D
I don't know, yeah.
00:25:32
Devon Kopete
I know more than you guys now.
00:25:34
ELDENMAN
ah
00:25:35
Devon Kopete
I Know more than you because air tree DLC leaks No, I can't come on happen deal to promise, you know what I could be I'll be like
00:25:37
Booker D
Yeah, watch this. Yeah, that was fall in a rabbit hole of like reading up on the Lord is going to become obsessed. And he's going to just end up playing the game and loving it. That's what's going to happen.
00:25:47
Devon Kopete
no
00:25:47
Booker D
and
00:25:47
Devon Kopete
ah can't won't happen deal to promise you know what i could i'll be like
00:25:49
ELDENMAN
He's gonna write me a letter, apologize to me.
00:25:52
Devon Kopete
I mean that Chris, if you don't get halfway through Cosmo Canyon, I'm gonna send you a ah spoiler every day.
00:25:58
slimeballsteve
whoa dude he's he's literally he's sending you like pieces of like images that he is taking oh
00:25:59
ELDENMAN
What the fuck, man?
00:25:59
Devon Kopete
So I'm gonna send you a spoiler screenshot. I'm gonna force you to play.
00:26:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but who's the toxic one now, Tim?
00:26:10
ELDENMAN
Oh my god, I didn't accept I'll see the huge hoagie! Why'd you spoil that for me? That hoagie's huge!
00:26:15
Devon Kopete
No, I mean, I'm gonna spoil her tree. I'm gonna spoil her tree.
00:26:18
ELDENMAN
Oh, you bastard.
00:26:19
slimeballsteve
my god there's hoagies in that tree he's got that hoagie
00:26:20
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:26:21
ELDENMAN
Oh my God, I'm like, is that hoagies eating? Devin, how could you?
00:26:25
Devon Kopete
How could you?
00:26:28
Booker D
You know a part of me wants you to do it Devon a Part of me wants him to do it so that when something he loves comes out we could do the same thing to him
00:26:30
ELDENMAN
No.
00:26:36
Devon Kopete
happened
00:26:36
ELDENMAN
God, I wore rubber balls comes out and I'm like, see his dick.
00:26:37
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:26:42
slimeballsteve
Well, I mean, John, I mean, Warhammer space Marine two this September.
00:26:42
Booker D
I would sacrifice everything that I love to make sure I do it. Yeah.
00:26:50
Booker D
Oh Sure, yeah
00:26:52
ELDENMAN
You want, oh, this is mutually assured destruction.
00:26:52
Devon Kopete
I'm not too worried about the trailer though or like the plot of it.
00:26:55
slimeballsteve
Devin, you would lose your mind if he revealed something major to you before the game came out.
00:27:02
Devon Kopete
I don't think there's a single thing that would surprise me in space. We're in into as this is a somebody who thinks Pee Wee Herman.
00:27:05
ELDENMAN
What if Pee Wee's in Pee Wee's in it. Yeah.
00:27:11
Devon Kopete
Alright, I would be a little surprised.
00:27:11
ELDENMAN
Yep.
00:27:12
slimeballsteve
And he's the emperor. He's the new god emperor.
00:27:13
Devon Kopete
I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'd be a little surprised.
00:27:15
Booker D
Oh man.
00:27:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that would get me.
00:27:16
ELDENMAN
We got Pee Wee and Earnest in it. Earnest shows up too.
00:27:19
Devon Kopete
Uh, whoa.
00:27:19
slimeballsteve
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Which one is like space marina?
00:27:23
Devon Kopete
Horace Pee
00:27:24
slimeballsteve
Which one is like chaos?
00:27:26
ELDENMAN
So, Ernest is chaos. Pee-wee's a space marine, of course. Of course.
00:27:30
slimeballsteve
Of course.
00:27:31
Devon Kopete
-wee strikes me as a slaanesh type of guy. I'll be honest that suit dude.
00:27:34
ELDENMAN
No, he likes to, he's a good guy.
00:27:36
Devon Kopete
That's a silver suit Oh
00:27:37
slimeballsteve
I mean, he was pumping it in the theater.
00:27:38
ELDENMAN
Ernest, Ernest is just playing that ant that he always plays, but he's a chaos marine. Oh my God, Pee-wee. Why have you come here, up here to teach you with the chaos?
00:27:51
slimeballsteve
Oh, blood water blood guy.
00:27:52
Booker D
Yeah.
00:27:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's all those personalities They worship ah each chaos god But I mean that's the nice thing is like I'm so in deep with that Lord.
00:27:59
ELDENMAN
Yeah, of course. Certainly.
00:28:04
Devon Kopete
I'd be like, oh, let me guess Let me guess there's gonna be a surprise Scared stupid by scathing Well
00:28:06
ELDENMAN
Yeah, he got scared stupid, probably.
00:28:12
ELDENMAN
Yep.
00:28:16
Devon Kopete
That's cool, though. I'm glad you guys are.
00:28:17
ELDENMAN
Don't do it. Don't do it, Devin.
00:28:19
Devon Kopete
I'm glad I have another three months of Elden Ring talk to just.
00:28:24
ELDENMAN
Woo! Are you ready? Strap in! Grab yourself a...
00:28:27
Devon Kopete
One one year in one out out the other.
00:28:29
ELDENMAN
ah Fucking I can't wait.
00:28:30
Booker D
And I love it.
00:28:31
ELDENMAN
I really am excited Oh Oh Ranny
00:28:32
Booker D
I can't wait.
00:28:34
Devon Kopete
Steve, are you going to get in on this or because you never beat it, right?
00:28:37
slimeballsteve
You know, I live...
00:28:38
Booker D
Yeah, but Steve, did you did you beat Moog and Radon though? Because if you did, then.
00:28:42
slimeballsteve
I beat Radon, I beat Radon.
00:28:44
Devon Kopete
OK.
00:28:46
slimeballsteve
I got to the part where you start doing stuff for what's her face in her lighthouse.
00:28:46
Booker D
We could go.
00:28:51
slimeballsteve
And I did a lot of those and I kind of just kind of drifted out of that.
00:28:51
Devon Kopete
Hmm.
00:28:54
slimeballsteve
um Ranny, yeah, I did a lot of the Ranny stuff.
00:28:54
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:28:56
slimeballsteve
um
00:28:57
Booker D
You don't have to worry about that if you beat moke right now if you you you go in there Dude
00:28:58
slimeballsteve
I feel, I'll tell you what, I'm waiting for the Elden Ring big old sale with the release of the anniversary, or the DLC.
00:29:08
Devon Kopete
Wait, you're waiting to buy it again?
00:29:10
ELDENMAN
He wants vital EC.
00:29:11
slimeballsteve
I'll buy applied it on Steamy, I'll buy it on Steamy.
00:29:11
Devon Kopete
Oh, that's right. That's right. Oh, I you know, it's just sort you like secretly throughout your consoles.
00:29:18
slimeballsteve
You know, I've got him, I've got him here.
00:29:18
Devon Kopete
Just you can a admit it.
00:29:19
Booker D
I'm uh, I I am all admit it
00:29:19
Devon Kopete
You can admit it. Yeah, john John did John already threw his out ah Okay, that's uh, it's a little Yeah Does it uh
00:29:23
Booker D
Actually not gonna lie. I've been trying to get to master with Lily on PlayStation 5 Just because I don't have master on my ps5 account. So I've been playing ps5 Every now and then I'm almost there though. It's easy It's
00:29:35
slimeballsteve
I feel that, I feel that, I get that, I get that.
00:29:40
ELDENMAN
Steve, you're playing Witcher.
00:29:41
Booker D
a bear it's embarrassing not seen not seen word master under my name on PlayStation Yeah, yeah that's how I feel so I feel
00:29:45
Devon Kopete
and So that's how auto octavius felt when he realized peter parker didn't have his doctorate remember that What
00:29:51
slimeballsteve
He's like, what?
00:29:54
ELDENMAN
Smart but lazy.
00:29:55
slimeballsteve
Has Peter even tried to touch the sun?
00:30:00
Devon Kopete
an idiot Yeah
00:30:00
slimeballsteve
What an idiot! oh By the way, this chip on my back is the only thing preventing these big metal octopus hands from killing everyone.
00:30:07
Devon Kopete
it
00:30:07
ELDENMAN
its It's a Frito.
00:30:09
slimeballsteve
Has anybody found a big wad of money? Because we found a rubber band!
00:30:14
Devon Kopete
no
00:30:15
ELDENMAN
ah
00:30:19
Devon Kopete
So, but
00:30:19
ELDENMAN
Well, I hope I'll Octavia shows up in the Elden Ring DLC as we all hope and um ah Game on fellas Yeah
00:30:30
slimeballsteve
Okay, okay, guys, if I- if I- if I did get back into Elden Ring, and I made a new character...
00:30:34
Booker D
du i'll i'll Dude, what we'll beat Moog right now tonight. I'll get you there tonight.
00:30:38
slimeballsteve
Okay, well I wasn't gonna play it tonight. I wasn't gonna play it tonight. Um, but, uh, I would make Otto Octavius.
00:30:42
ELDENMAN
not playing it right
00:30:46
ELDENMAN
My chubby one Alfred Molina you can make out for Molina Yeah, I made I got Dom de Louise I got Steve Buscemi you got Leslie Nielsen added to the Pantheon my stable horse Elden Ring horse Yeah,
00:30:48
slimeballsteve
Nice, yeah, just run around with the bowl cut. Huh, from Chocolat.
00:30:55
Devon Kopete
Oh, sorry.
00:30:55
Booker D
Oh, Chocolat.
00:30:56
slimeballsteve
Like Chocolat.
00:31:05
Devon Kopete
just People of horror state.
00:31:09
ELDENMAN
of course they're all horse man, they're horses did one group or another and That's what album rings all about, Devin, all right? You're a whore.
00:31:17
Devon Kopete
You're right, you're right.
00:31:17
slimeballsteve
Does that make you the pimp, Chris?
00:31:18
ELDENMAN
You're a dirty whore.
00:31:19
slimeballsteve
Are you the elder pimp?
00:31:20
ELDENMAN
Of course I am. Of course I am.
00:31:26
slimeballsteve
but
00:31:26
Booker D
Ah, man.
00:31:26
ELDENMAN
Wait, don't gutter it. Wait till I get a hold of that one. Throw him out in the street where he belongs, on a corner.
00:31:31
slimeballsteve
All right.
Alan Wake DLC Review and Game Release Speculations
00:31:35
Devon Kopete
So ah yeah, no, just because I was I was thinking about.
00:31:36
ELDENMAN
All right, yes.
00:31:40
Devon Kopete
Long story short, I I was trying to figure out like what I was going to be playing while you guys were doing all that.
00:31:42
ELDENMAN
Mm.
00:31:47
Devon Kopete
And I was like, oh, you know, the Alan Wake DLC came out and I was like, I'll probably wait for then. So I'll have something to.
00:31:53
slimeballsteve
I've heard good things.
00:31:54
Devon Kopete
And then, well, I ended up just saying, fuck it. And I played it.
00:31:58
slimeballsteve
Oh, you, you've been eating, you've been eating.
00:31:59
Devon Kopete
I beat it.
00:32:00
slimeballsteve
Could you do all of it?
00:32:01
Devon Kopete
I did all three.
00:32:02
ELDENMAN
ah you finished it already
00:32:02
slimeballsteve
and Okay.
00:32:02
Devon Kopete
um Well, each one like it's not crazy e long, like each one's like probably an hour.
00:32:05
Booker D
Haha.
00:32:10
slimeballsteve
They're like episodes. They're like night, night fail or spring episodes or whatever they're called.
00:32:12
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, Night Spring episodes. And I think they kind of just increasingly get better um in terms of like interest.
00:32:20
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:32:21
Devon Kopete
It's the first one is, I mean, you could play them in any order. Like there's no like connection there, really.
00:32:25
ELDENMAN
Oh you finished it already?
00:32:27
Devon Kopete
But um like the first one is just kind of like a goofy story with the waitress.
00:32:32
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:32:33
Devon Kopete
The second one has is about the chick from Control, but isn't really her.
00:32:36
slimeballsteve
That's Jesse Faden.
00:32:38
Devon Kopete
But you know, it's kind of one of those.
00:32:40
slimeballsteve
Spoilers.
00:32:41
Devon Kopete
No, I mean, it's yeah, it's not OK.
00:32:44
slimeballsteve
but
00:32:46
Devon Kopete
And the third one's about ah Tim Breaker, the sheriff character, Iceman Bobby Drake.
00:32:48
slimeballsteve
OK.
00:32:54
slimeballsteve
Wait, hold on, hold on, I thought.
00:32:54
Devon Kopete
And.
00:32:57
slimeballsteve
Is Bobby Drake in Illinois, too?
00:33:00
Devon Kopete
Yes.
00:33:02
slimeballsteve
I thought that was them doing a callback to the, the, the Xbox game quantum theory.
00:33:07
Devon Kopete
Well, yes and no.
00:33:08
slimeballsteve
or
00:33:09
Devon Kopete
So he is an Alan Wake to. um
00:33:12
slimeballsteve
ah Okay. Hold on. Don't tell me. Cause also I, I do one day want to play those games.
00:33:15
Devon Kopete
OK.
00:33:18
Devon Kopete
I know. Well, it's not a spoiler. He's just in the game. He's he plays the sheriff um and Iceman Iceman, because, you know, it's like a Kojima things like when you're in, you're in the club.
00:33:23
slimeballsteve
Iceman Bobby Drake.
00:33:29
Devon Kopete
So he's probably going to be in like every other remedy game now, like at some point.
00:33:34
slimeballsteve
Would you, who would you rather, whose club would you rather ban? The Kojima or the Sam Drake or Sam Neill?
00:33:38
Devon Kopete
Honestly, dude, can we the Sam Lake?
00:33:41
slimeballsteve
Not Sam Neill.
00:33:41
Devon Kopete
Can we the same?
00:33:42
slimeballsteve
Sam Lake, that's it, not Sam.
00:33:43
Devon Kopete
The Sam Lake Club seems way more fun, I'll be honest. The Kojima Club's a little snooty.
00:33:48
slimeballsteve
You're guaranteed one big weird musical number in the Sam Lake games. Because Control had the one where you did he did that dance. It's always Alan Wake too. Alan Wake's always doing the little dances and songs.
00:34:00
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah, so um no, but the the breaker one, I think is kind of the most interesting because um like, that's the one that feels like it could have been a plot.
00:34:04
slimeballsteve
He's a musical follower.
00:34:14
Devon Kopete
Because, you know, in the game, these DLCs are just kind of like him writing ideas down that don't go anywhere.
00:34:15
slimeballsteve
Mm. Mm.
00:34:23
Devon Kopete
Essentially ah and like that one I was like I would play the fuck out of this game like if you would tell me like this is the end game of Like the Alan Wake plot like I would have believed it But uh, they're all pretty fun pretty short easy Breakers he's the sheriff.
00:34:39
ELDENMAN
Who's breaker again? That name sounds familiar.
00:34:42
Devon Kopete
He's the one.
00:34:42
ELDENMAN
Ah, that's right.
00:34:43
Devon Kopete
Yeah Yeah, well Steve Steve didn't even know he was in the game Steve lost his mind
00:34:43
ELDENMAN
The one that's caught in like that weird loop.
00:34:50
ELDENMAN
Oh boy.
00:34:53
Devon Kopete
ah But no, ah definitely fun. Definitely worth your time. I think I mean I bought the um Which I'm called like I got like the the gold edition or whatever ah With it, so it just kind of downloaded so I don't know how much this DLC costs specifically I think it's a pack um But this is worth it man.
00:35:05
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:35:15
Devon Kopete
I felt I had a lot of fun. The lake house is coming up next ah But there's no I have no idea. I'm gonna get that
00:35:21
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:35:21
ELDENMAN
Say you bought like the entire episode pack, I'm assuming, right?
00:35:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah, well, it just kind of like downloaded itself. Like I literally it the game updated the game updated and it was available.
00:35:31
ELDENMAN
Now that's the Alan Wake I am familiar with.
00:35:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah. So it's a little bit to kind of get used to the controls, but.
00:35:36
ELDENMAN
Spooky.
00:35:40
Devon Kopete
The actual combat is like they just are like, we just want you to get through these. So like we're just going to throw like literally as the waitress. she kind of is like, oh, okay, I'm going to go get the gun and find my beloved writer. And then her shotgun has 250 rounds in it and it auto edit like speed fires.
00:35:58
slimeballsteve
It's like, it's
00:36:01
ELDENMAN
Jesus May
00:36:02
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And like every gun speed fires, like it's just like, they just, they don't want it to be hard.
00:36:05
slimeballsteve
like,
00:36:08
ELDENMAN
as well get a blow through and they go away hmm or story we're lore You
00:36:08
Devon Kopete
They just want you to kind of get through it because it's it's just fun, right? I don't know if there's a way to turn that off. Yeah, and apparently they added a ah ah foot im cheesez i completely figure out how to say the word a photography mode,
00:36:22
ELDENMAN
know
00:36:22
Devon Kopete
ah photo mode ah which is fun. I got to play around with that a little bit. um but Yeah, there's actually a scene where um it's from his point of view and it hits the ground and it's dragging behind him.
00:36:28
ELDENMAN
And you said Alan Wake, actually he hangs dong like you see his dick, right? In this?
00:36:37
ELDENMAN
He's looking down.
00:36:40
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:40
ELDENMAN
Oh Jesus, Wake.
00:36:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's a wake wake for you.
00:36:42
ELDENMAN
That thing away, man.
00:36:43
Devon Kopete
They call it wake for you. Actually.
00:36:44
slimeballsteve
The Alan Snake.
00:36:46
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:36:46
ELDENMAN
They took my gun in my flashlight, but I saw my dick.
00:36:49
Devon Kopete
I still I I still had a secret flashlight in my dick. It's fine.
00:36:53
slimeballsteve
Yeah, just in all of his stories, he's like, by the way, my dong is huge.
00:36:57
Devon Kopete
He's always rather than his his huge dog in every chapter.
00:36:59
ELDENMAN
He's like, and that's like, uh, what's his name?
00:37:01
slimeballsteve
If he writes it, it happens.
00:37:04
ELDENMAN
Uh, Garth Meringue.
00:37:05
slimeballsteve
And it's like, garth egg
00:37:05
Devon Kopete
we Yeah, so
00:37:07
ELDENMAN
firstly i thought
00:37:10
Devon Kopete
No, but I mean, I had a lot of fun. I mean, like I said, like I've been just kind of like replaying some of the hits, replaying the Witcher. And I was like, I could do this instead.
00:37:17
ELDENMAN
The feature.
00:37:19
Devon Kopete
So I did that super fun. ah But.
00:37:24
ELDENMAN
ah feature
00:37:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah, outside of that, I don't think I played anything else. Like I said, like playing video games has been a say a sore spot, but it's just like it's been it's been there, you know, now there's just nothing
00:37:33
ELDENMAN
Oh, you want to talk about it?
00:37:34
slimeballsteve
Oh, what's the matter you need you need to talk you can talk about it
00:37:39
Devon Kopete
yeah Like ah i July is a big old I was talking about this few weeks ago, but like July there's literally nothing Video games are dead after Star Wars outlaws.
00:37:45
ELDENMAN
I can make old doughnut beef.
00:37:47
slimeballsteve
Evan, just say video games are dead. Just say it.
00:37:52
Devon Kopete
um I'm done. I'm just gonna quit. That's the peak of gaming.
00:37:56
slimeballsteve
I heard that there's supposed to be a Nintendo Direct this Wednesday.
00:37:57
ELDENMAN
Do you think video games are dead?
00:38:01
ELDENMAN
I don't even look like games are dead to me.
00:38:02
Devon Kopete
Oh Man As long as they don't want to yeah i get it in before Juneteenth
00:38:02
slimeballsteve
Or Tuesday? It's supposed to be the 18th.
00:38:07
ELDENMAN
Well Steve, what what are you playing? We all talked about what we're playing.
00:38:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:38:11
ELDENMAN
What are you diddling right now?
00:38:13
slimeballsteve
I have been dabbling in, um I'm sorry, I've been diddling Paper Mario Thousand Year Door still.
00:38:15
ELDENMAN
I said diddling.
00:38:18
Devon Kopete
Whoa, Chris, sorry. Oh, OK.
00:38:21
slimeballsteve
I'm having a lot of fun with that. I i beat a couple more of the worlds. I'm really digging the story in that game. I think um i it's weird to me that they kind of like lost their minds on what that series was. after this version, like after a thousand year door on the GameCube, because I understand that they were like, they had a Mario and Luigi superstar saga on the Game Boy Advance. Cause like those games are awesome.
00:38:48
ELDENMAN
Awesome games.
00:38:49
slimeballsteve
Yeah. But it's like, it's weird that Paper Mario had to lose its identity as an RPG because they also had another Mario RPG on the mobile games.
00:39:00
ELDENMAN
I see.
00:39:01
Devon Kopete
Mm hmm.
00:39:02
slimeballsteve
So it's it's it's been weird that they've just been kind of like trying to reinvent what Paper Mario is unsuccessfully for like the past 20 years.
00:39:11
ELDENMAN
Well, it is kind of an aberration, I guess, considering they already have other successful RPGs.
00:39:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:39:17
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:39:18
ELDENMAN
in their repertoire.
00:39:19
slimeballsteve
I think it's weird because I think it's like. Seeing this game and playing this game makes me go like, oh, the writing is so clever. They're doing like a lot of like really nice heartfelt stuff. ah The battle system is super fun. um I like it. I like it. It's a game that like I'm kind of like I I feel bummed that I missed out on this like 20 years ago back on the GameCube. But I'm happy that I get to play such a cleaned up version of it now. So. um I'm also playing a demo because they did ah the Steam Next Fest, which was like a lot of like demos for like upcoming indie
Unique Indie Games and PC Gaming Experiences
00:39:55
slimeballsteve
games.
00:39:55
slimeballsteve
I've been playing a game called Dungeon Clawer, and it is essentially a claw machine rogue game where you are you're battling by grabbing your shields and weapons from a claw machine.
00:40:04
ELDENMAN
Oh, boy.
00:40:10
slimeballsteve
And every turn, it's just like you're you're trying to like pick up your stuff.
00:40:11
ELDENMAN
Hmm.
00:40:13
slimeballsteve
So it is fun.
00:40:14
Booker D
i feel like feel like i'd be into this game
00:40:15
slimeballsteve
It's a nice little demo.
00:40:18
Booker D
and me see
00:40:18
slimeballsteve
it's Yeah, it's the demo's free.
00:40:19
Booker D
so
00:40:19
slimeballsteve
Give it a shot. You'll you'll get hooked like I have.
00:40:22
ELDENMAN
Steve, did you try that?
00:40:23
slimeballsteve
No pun intended.
00:40:25
ELDENMAN
Is that new game where you're like trying to get footage for a stream?
00:40:31
slimeballsteve
um Content warning?
00:40:32
ELDENMAN
It's supposed to be Yeah. It's like, it's like the other game.
00:40:34
slimeballsteve
Yes.
00:40:35
ELDENMAN
That's like that. What is that?
00:40:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah, a lethal company.
00:40:38
ELDENMAN
That's the one.
00:40:38
Booker D
I feel like I feel like I be into this game.
00:40:39
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I have been playing some content warning. um It is very fun.
00:40:43
Booker D
Let me see
00:40:43
slimeballsteve
It is also terrifying when you come up with like against like some monster that like you've never seen before. um But it is fun because it like it records everything that like you're saying and like you're basically making like YouTube videos that you have to upload.
00:40:57
ELDENMAN
Right. I've seen some trailers for it and look kind of fun.
00:41:02
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I think Devin posted a link to me.
00:41:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah, there was some is a while back, but ah it was it looks very fun.
00:41:11
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it is very fun, very silly. Like the the group you have when you go into it ah is definitely like, you know, what makes it fun.
00:41:19
Devon Kopete
God.
00:41:19
ELDENMAN
Gotta get a steam dick.
00:41:23
ELDENMAN
Like the rest of you guys, you know?
00:41:24
Devon Kopete
I don't have a steam dick.
00:41:24
slimeballsteve
One day, one day you should get a new dick.
00:41:26
ELDENMAN
Yeah, I know what they do. Don't get one, man.
00:41:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe.
00:41:30
ELDENMAN
We gotta get one.
00:41:33
Booker D
Just get one, Evan.
00:41:35
Devon Kopete
I'll never get a steam dick.
00:41:36
Booker D
Just get one.
00:41:39
ELDENMAN
Everybody's got him.
00:41:39
Devon Kopete
You know it's it's funny though because it's like I keep I feel like I've been burned by the PC experiment so many times and it's just like it's not for me I don't know.
00:41:52
Booker D
I don't know, like, I don't know if it's I guess it would be still be worth it if you get it as a standalone thing.
00:41:56
slimeballsteve
Thank
00:42:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah well it's
00:42:01
ELDENMAN
What do you mean?
00:42:01
Booker D
a lot of A lot of people just play on Steam Deck.
00:42:04
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
00:42:04
Devon Kopete
I know.
00:42:04
Booker D
A lot of people are bad.
00:42:04
Devon Kopete
Well, it's like tough because like there are some games that I definitely am like, oh, I would only play this on PC, but like those are like RTS and you know.
00:42:05
ELDENMAN
I don't know what I was thinking.
00:42:07
slimeballsteve
you.
00:42:15
Booker D
Yeah, I guess those aren't those aren't great. Wouldn't be great.
00:42:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah, the maybe.
00:42:18
Booker D
Well, I mean, I don't know. I mean, because you could hook up a mouse to it and still play with a mouse. yeah I don't know.
00:42:26
slimeballsteve
Yeah, modern systems do, though.
00:42:26
ELDENMAN
I played, I played Civ six on PC and
00:42:31
ELDENMAN
PlayStation 5.
00:42:31
Devon Kopete
You know, I always forget that you're like a civ guy.
00:42:34
ELDENMAN
I love those games.
00:42:34
Booker D
Oh yeah, did you see did you see the trailer for the new Civ game, Chris?
00:42:38
ELDENMAN
I don't even need to see it anymore, John.
00:42:41
Booker D
You know your day one, so it doesn't even matter.
00:42:42
Devon Kopete
ah You know you're in oh Yeah Real quick to go kind of go back a little bit a little bit because we didn't have this footage yet ah I was I was poo-pooing the dragon eggs the veil
00:42:43
ELDENMAN
Day one, man.
00:42:44
Booker D
Your day zero on that game.
00:42:46
ELDENMAN
Yeah. I only play it for like maybe 30 hours, but those 30 hours are just nonstop. It's like crack.
00:42:59
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
Dragon Age Series Discussion
00:43:05
Devon Kopete
guard
00:43:05
ELDENMAN
who
00:43:06
Devon Kopete
ah game because I was like I literally thought it was gonna be like a not like an um um RTS, but I thought was gonna like be like a Diablo type game just because of the way and I was like, I don't know and they show gameplay footage and You know, I'm not gonna say it like was like mine alternately good But it was like what you would want those games to be and I was like, you know what?
00:43:08
Booker D
Diablo!
00:43:18
ELDENMAN
No, I'm low.
00:43:30
Devon Kopete
I'm back in baby. So I
00:43:33
ELDENMAN
Can I quote you saying you I went from poo-poo into pee-peeing this new Dragon Age game?
00:43:37
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, I went from poop hoon to pee peeing all over that, but in a good way.
00:43:39
ELDENMAN
Pee-peeing.
00:43:42
ELDENMAN
Okay.
00:43:43
Devon Kopete
The pee is good.
00:43:44
ELDENMAN
I gotcha.
00:43:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah, we had a good, good session.
00:43:46
ELDENMAN
Yeah, I won't spin it. I won't spin it or anything.
00:43:49
Booker D
It's it's so weird to me because they're they're trying to push the whole like your past decisions in past Dragon Age games will make a difference in this game And but they also acknowledge that those were like generations of consoles ago So there's there's like oh you just have to like take a quiz you have to make decisions for I know but it's all it it just rubs me the wrong way because like I
00:43:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:44:03
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:44:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah. okay Well, I mean, it's probably the easiest way to go about it because there was.
00:44:15
Booker D
like Why would you like mark that as like a feature of your game when when you already have like a work like when you have to like talk about the workaround that you have, which is what 95% of everybody's going to be doing anyway?
00:44:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, but well, it's I guess because they want to explain like how they're going to do it because.
00:44:29
Booker D
You know what I mean? like
00:44:35
Booker D
It's just weird.
00:44:36
Devon Kopete
They were, I don't, if not the first, they were the ones who made it popular, right? The whole, like your decisions in one game means something will next.
00:44:42
Booker D
Yeah, but it's like dude, like how how many times you're gonna fucking ride ride those coattails, you know, like Yeah but Yeah, and that's and that's the whole thing like like they're they're they're trying to say like, oh, yeah, you it's gonna make a big difference the decisions you made on games for the fucking PS or a ps3 for a ps3
00:44:47
Devon Kopete
Well, I mean, it's, I mean, it's like that that type of game though, I guess.
00:44:51
slimeballsteve
Every time I get those quizzes in a game, I fuck it up because I don't remember the things.
00:45:05
Devon Kopete
Of course they don't mean, they don't make a huge difference.
00:45:09
slimeballsteve
Mass Effect 2, Mass Effect 2 did that when they were like, oh, by the way, who was the governor again? And I was like, I don't remember who these fucking people are. That guy?
00:45:17
ELDENMAN
I'm a governor
00:45:17
Devon Kopete
So, so.
00:45:18
Booker D
No, by at least for Mass Effect, your game save transferred over.
00:45:22
slimeballsteve
My game save transferred over, but the fact that it's not that it didn't transfer over who the governor was real really piqued me on that one.
00:45:24
Booker D
So it didn't even matter.
00:45:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:45:25
Booker D
But now it's like they're
00:45:28
Devon Kopete
the
00:45:32
Booker D
making a new Dragon Age game for next gen.
00:45:34
Devon Kopete
It's I hate news to you. It's not the government.
00:45:36
slimeballsteve
What?
00:45:36
Booker D
And where they can't transfer the game save, and they're still pushing it.
00:45:39
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:45:41
Booker D
And it's like, why even push this?
00:45:43
Devon Kopete
Well, because, you know, well, I mean, they did it.
00:45:44
Booker D
It just doesn't make sense to me.
00:45:45
Devon Kopete
So so real quick. So Dragon Age. Origins and two were. On the PS3 360 era, and then Inquisition was on the PS4.
00:45:56
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm. Right.
00:46:00
Devon Kopete
So or you know Xbox one and there was this thing called the keep which is like literally You go onto a website and then you just fucking answer all these questions And then it like linked to your EA account or whatever and that was No, listen, I yeah, listen I did it and I was just like, okay um and then
00:46:14
Booker D
Like houses houses houses attractive to anybody. like
00:46:23
Devon Kopete
I'm one of those guys that kind of after, like I think if you really sit down and you play Dragon Age Inquisition with all the DLC and everything, like the game's pretty great.
00:46:33
Booker D
Yeah, I'm sure it's amazing.
00:46:33
Devon Kopete
Like I, yeah.
00:46:34
Booker D
I'm sure it's fine, but like like just make a new game and then like not have all that stuff like all the all the baggage come with it.
00:46:37
Devon Kopete
Well, it's also tough. I know, but it's got, it's got characters from the other ones in there. Like it's got the guy, it's got the sexy dwarf.
00:46:44
Booker D
that's fine so does so does zelba so does tears of the kingdom but it doesn't it doesn't make me it doesn't make me take a fucking quiz before the fucking game like it's just so dumb it's it's dumb it's so stupid it's
00:46:49
Devon Kopete
No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. They don't count. They don't count. It only half the characters in that game million fucking talk, dude. I don't want to hear it. It's not the same thing It's not the same thing at all But uh That is insane that you're saying that Are you trouble with a brand new IP and just like just make ah just do it like that?
00:47:02
slimeballsteve
Alright, hey, hey, hey, fellas, it's just lagging age.
00:47:05
Booker D
lame yeah but like i like like just come up with a new game and blow me away with a new game like
00:47:05
ELDENMAN
Hehehehe!
00:47:12
Booker D
like the fact that they're that they're adding all this baggage on there.
00:47:14
slimeballsteve
Uh, John, they gave you an anthem.
00:47:16
Booker D
No, but it's like.
00:47:20
Booker D
No, not even that bullet, not even brand new IP, but like you could just make a new Dragon Age game and just have it be a fresh game and and not because like I could be it could be.
00:47:27
Devon Kopete
But I mean, every Dragon Age game is a fresh game.
00:47:27
slimeballsteve
That does sound like a good idea.
00:47:28
slimeballsteve
That does...
00:47:29
Devon Kopete
Like, you're a different character every time.
00:47:31
Booker D
Yeah, why do I have to answer fucking?
00:47:32
Devon Kopete
This isn't a shepherd.
00:47:33
Booker D
Why do I have to take a fucking quiz before the game starts?
00:47:35
slimeballsteve
I don't know who the governor is.
00:47:35
Devon Kopete
I don't think you have to take it.
00:47:36
Booker D
Like it's just stupid.
00:47:36
slimeballsteve
I don't know who the governor of Dragon Age is.
00:47:38
Booker D
It's it's dumb.
00:47:38
Devon Kopete
Ah, god damn it.
00:47:39
slimeballsteve
Who's the dragon guard, man?
00:47:41
Booker D
I'm sorry, this is this is stupid.
00:47:41
ELDENMAN
Hello, I'm the governor of dragons.
00:47:41
Devon Kopete
i mean
00:47:42
slimeballsteve
Nail guard? Oh my god, the governor's here.
00:47:43
Booker D
ah chris Chris, Chris, here's a question.
00:47:45
slimeballsteve
Oh god, hello.
00:47:45
ELDENMAN
yeah
00:47:47
Booker D
Chris, here's a question. When you played Dark Souls 3, did it make you answer questions from Dark Souls 1 and 2 before the game started so that the story was continuous?
00:47:49
ELDENMAN
No, no, I, no, I knew this.
00:47:56
Booker D
No, it just you just play the game.
00:47:56
ELDENMAN
I knew going into it that I fucked something up big time in Dark Souls one, because that's every story and every Frumps off game ever.
00:47:59
Booker D
yeah Just play the game.
00:48:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah.
00:48:03
ELDENMAN
So I knew like I already made the worst choice.
00:48:04
Devon Kopete
Oh, yeah. Let me let me get the deep storytelling of the Microsoft games Something bad something very vague happened and something to do with squid probably Oh
00:48:06
Booker D
but that's like
00:48:12
Booker D
Like it just doesn't. It's not attractive to somebody that might want to play this game is what I'm saying.
00:48:15
ELDENMAN
No squids.
00:48:17
Devon Kopete
sure, but like Yeah, I'm sure you can just say auto pick, you know, I'm sure you just do that to
00:48:19
Booker D
It makes me it makes that part of it makes me not want to play the game.
00:48:27
Booker D
Yeah, but now miss now missing out on possible value in the game.
00:48:30
Devon Kopete
You know, John, and that's why I have that weird sickness where I have to play through every Bioware game like 10 times.
00:48:35
Booker D
It's just it's just so lame, I don't know.
00:48:36
ELDENMAN
down with it He's down with that version.
00:48:37
Devon Kopete
but and yeah like it's It's funny that like Steve's like, oh, I don't remember the thing.
00:48:41
ELDENMAN
um
00:48:43
Devon Kopete
And I'm like, well, it's because Steve didn't play the game 10 times like I did.
00:48:46
ELDENMAN
Yikes.
00:48:47
slimeballsteve
Wow! You know what? I played those games a normal person amount.
00:48:49
Booker D
ah
00:48:52
Devon Kopete
You played it like twice. Maybe, maybe.
00:48:56
slimeballsteve
Twice, maybe.
00:48:57
Booker D
Like here's here's a question Devin Final Fantasy 7 Final Fantasy 7 rebirth Does it transfer your save over or does it like it does it is a direct sequel to Final Fantasy 7 remake?
00:48:59
Devon Kopete
OK.
00:49:08
Booker D
Did it make you go through all these fucking circus hoops just to get to get the story?
00:49:08
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:49:11
Devon Kopete
Well, no, but because there's no giant, there's no giant, like, store altering, like, first they're buying steam when we all beat the game.
00:49:17
Booker D
Because it because it doesn't have to be They don't have they don't have to do it. Like why do they have to make this thing?
00:49:21
slimeballsteve
To be fair, to be fair, they do make you go through circus hoops.
00:49:22
Devon Kopete
John, John, they're different games.
00:49:23
Booker D
and just
00:49:25
slimeballsteve
It's a minigame.
00:49:27
Devon Kopete
yeah John, it's it's a different type of game, though, it's like.
00:49:31
Booker D
It's it's a stupid thing to me Yeah, but no, but if you did if you did If you did without make would that make the game would that make the sequel would that make the sequel better for you if you did
00:49:32
Devon Kopete
Like, I don't have to do that when I play a new Assassin's Creed, I don't want to like answer all these questions.
00:49:37
slimeballsteve
No, but Desmond does. Or Desmond? Is that his name? Drendon?
00:49:41
Devon Kopete
He does it was gone
00:49:44
slimeballsteve
Oh, spoilers.
00:49:47
Devon Kopete
I mean if it if the choice if the choices I played like I'll give you a really good example, right like as somebody who has never played the Witcher 1 and Tried the Witcher 2 and didn't
00:49:48
Booker D
Or would it make it worse?
Decision-Making in Games: Witcher 3 and Beyond
00:50:00
Devon Kopete
like it at all.
00:50:00
Devon Kopete
There is a section where Geralt's like he's talking to this guy and He's like let me ask you some questions and then he just fucking asked you random questions and you know what? I was like, I don't really know I i had a very very vague idea and
00:50:13
Booker D
Yeah, it makes you feel bad. It makes you feel bad a little bit.
00:50:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah, a little bit. But then, you know what I did? I built a bridge and I got the fuck over it. Like, it was fine. Or I just Googled what it meant after.
00:50:24
Booker D
But yeah, yeah, but like my argument is like why even have that in this game when you know But it's also it's a It doesn't yet also it doesn't it just doesn't sound it just doesn't sound like a good
00:50:28
Devon Kopete
Because some of these games are literally held up by that's like the mechanic of the game. Oh, there's 10 different endings.
00:50:35
ELDENMAN
So it's a gimmick. That's the only thing this game's got.
00:50:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah, the gimmick. Yeah, that's all it is.
00:50:39
slimeballsteve
To be fair, this is modern bioware, which is just a a ah ghost.
00:50:42
ELDENMAN
The gimmick, gimmick games.
00:50:42
Devon Kopete
Oh.
00:50:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah. It's like how an open world game, the gimmick is it's a fucking open world game. Like I don't, I don't.
00:50:50
Booker D
It doesn't sound like a good gimmick. It doesn't sound like a good gimmick. And it's just a but waste of time.
00:50:53
Devon Kopete
John, I don't, what are you, welcome to video games by Bioware, dude.
00:50:56
Booker D
Waste of resources. no yeah welcome welcome to Welcome to video games from 2008.
00:50:58
Devon Kopete
What are you talking about?
00:51:04
Booker D
If they want new players, like just make it easy. Make it more accessible to new to new players. like I don't understand.
00:51:10
Devon Kopete
I mean, if they didn't, well, so it's it's interesting because people are like, we want a new Dragon Age.
00:51:10
Booker D
This is just a hurdle.
00:51:17
Devon Kopete
They're like, here's your new Dragon Age.
00:51:19
ELDENMAN
Who are these people?
00:51:19
Devon Kopete
It ended on a big cliffhanger, right?
00:51:21
Booker D
who are they who are these
00:51:22
ELDENMAN
Can you find these people? Do you know where they are?
00:51:24
Devon Kopete
I did. I want a new Dragon Age.
00:51:25
ELDENMAN
Can you drag them down?
00:51:27
Devon Kopete
I look at him every day in the mirror. But then you got like the Gears E-Day people, right? Like Gears 5 ended on a gigantic cliffhanger. But nobody likes Gears 4 or 5. So you know what they said? They said, fuck it. Let's do a prequel. Like, am I going to complain about how that's bad?
00:51:46
slimeballsteve
Is that what it is?
00:51:46
Devon Kopete
I mean, I could, actually.
00:51:46
Booker D
and so I don't I don't know
00:51:47
slimeballsteve
I'm pretty sure I didn't know that.
00:51:48
Booker D
Yeah, I mean, i don't i don't see I don't see the correlation.
00:51:50
Devon Kopete
You wait, you didn't you didn't know Gears of the Day was a prequel?
00:51:52
Booker D
I mean i't i don't know i don't see the correlation, though.
00:51:53
slimeballsteve
I'm kind of out of the gears, Michael.
00:51:54
Devon Kopete
Steve, it had Dom in it.
00:51:57
slimeballsteve
Dude, that's the thing.
00:51:58
Devon Kopete
You played Gears of War 3. We eat, Steve.
00:51:59
slimeballsteve
is the I forgot about that.
00:52:00
Devon Kopete
You and I literally beat Gears of War 3 in co-op mode. The game where Dom famously explodes and dies.
00:52:07
slimeballsteve
Look, here's the thing.
00:52:07
Booker D
this is
00:52:08
slimeballsteve
Dom is strong.
00:52:09
Devon Kopete
Oh my god.
00:52:11
ELDENMAN
hey they surviv
00:52:11
Devon Kopete
Jesus Christ. I can't. I just, I can't. If this is like the level, I can't deal with it. I can't.
00:52:16
slimeballsteve
Who's the governor in Gears of War, by the way?
00:52:17
ELDENMAN
i eat themin let
00:52:18
Devon Kopete
He's the governor in Mass Effect.
00:52:18
ELDENMAN
say and You're getting angry about games we played 15 fucking years ago. Who gives a shit?
00:52:23
Devon Kopete
I'm not getting angry about it. I'm just like...
00:52:25
slimeballsteve
It's Devin, calm down.
00:52:27
ELDENMAN
Calm your ass down, damn it.
00:52:28
Booker D
I just thought, I mean, I just if you get.
00:52:28
Devon Kopete
let's See you guys didn't appears to our e-day was a prequel with stars Dom and makeup Inquisition Yeah, no, I think it was like nine or ten years ago, yeah for sure Yeah
00:52:33
slimeballsteve
I thought it stood for, I thought it stood for Elf Day.
00:52:33
Booker D
When was the last time?
00:52:37
Booker D
What was the last time? When was the last Dragon Age game that came out?
00:52:41
slimeballsteve
2014, that was like launch of PlayStation 4.
00:52:42
Booker D
What what he and year? And it was 10 years ago.
00:52:46
ELDENMAN
yeah
00:52:46
slimeballsteve
That was 10 years ago, yeah.
00:52:48
ELDENMAN
These are clown games.
00:52:49
Booker D
like that's So, so that the last game came out 10 years ago on ah on a completely different console and what I'm seeing
00:52:50
ELDENMAN
These are clown games.
00:52:56
Devon Kopete
And it ended it with like, oh, there's a there's a bad guy.
00:52:58
Booker D
and the And the headlines I'm seeing, the headlines I'm seeing are, the choices you made in past Dragon Ages will will make a difference in this game.
00:53:05
Devon Kopete
Oh, I mean, that's who cares, right?
00:53:07
Booker D
And it's like it just makes it just just makes me mad.
00:53:09
Devon Kopete
But like, you know, what like the reality is, is like, I'm going to put it in. I'm going to download the game. I'm going to start it. And it's going to ask me like five or 10 questions.
00:53:19
slimeballsteve
All right, hold on.
00:53:19
Devon Kopete
Like, OK, yeah, that's what I did. I think I did that.
00:53:22
slimeballsteve
I'm going to look up.
00:53:22
Devon Kopete
And that's going to be it. And then when I fucking play the game,
00:53:24
slimeballsteve
I'm going to look up the Dragon Age Dragon Age questions. I'm going to look up ah five of them and Devin, you have to answer them. Okay.
00:53:29
Booker D
but Yeah, I guess my my thing is like why why even do this?
00:53:29
Devon Kopete
Ooh, okay, yeah, pull my...
00:53:32
Booker D
like Why can't you just make a new game and and have not have this in it like why does it? Why does this have to be important? Why does it have to be a selling point for the game too?
00:53:40
Devon Kopete
I mean, because everybody likes Varric.
00:53:43
Booker D
like why can't Why can't the selling point just be like, oh, we made a new Dragon Age game and it's amazing.
00:53:44
Devon Kopete
Everybody likes Varric, John.
00:53:48
Booker D
Like, why can't it just be that? Like, why did they have to say that decisions made in a game 10 years ago on ah on a completely different console are going to matter?
00:53:55
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:53:58
Booker D
Like, that's what was me the wrong way about it. It just feels like.
00:54:02
Devon Kopete
Well, I mean, but like, John, you know this as well as I do, though. Like, the choices won't matter, right?
00:54:07
Booker D
It's like the girl.
00:54:07
Devon Kopete
It's just flavor text. yeah All that is, it's flavor text.
00:54:10
Booker D
It's like the 44-year-old girl that
00:54:12
Devon Kopete
That's it.
00:54:16
Booker D
Returns to her hometown and expects to get free milkshakes at the diner because she won homecoming Queen in high school Like that.
00:54:21
Devon Kopete
Yeah. i That's really, that's really specific.
00:54:23
Booker D
That's what it feels like to me and it's like it's just am I am I wrong Chris Chris?
00:54:26
ELDENMAN
i
00:54:28
Booker D
No, but Chris am I like am I far off like this?
00:54:30
ELDENMAN
i Listen, buddy, I'm going to be biased about this because I hate Bioware because this whole conversation after we talked about Elden Ring is like if we we're playing with Transformers in the playground and Evan brought GoBots over and we're like, yeah, GoBots are cool.
00:54:33
Booker D
Oh Yeah, cuz you hate by where yeah, I get it It's
00:54:36
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:54:44
Booker D
just like
00:54:48
Booker D
It just I
00:54:49
Devon Kopete
and No, but then John gets really mad about the lore of go bots and I'm like, why are you so mad about it?
00:54:56
Booker D
Just it's just I don't know man. It just makes me It makes me not interested in the game like that specific thing makes me not interested in Yeah, it just it feels bad
00:55:01
Devon Kopete
I mean, sure, yeah it doesn't make you feel like you could jump in, right? Because you you you feel I do understand that. But I think, you know, the reality is it's going to be it's not going to affect anything in any real sort of way because it literally can.
00:55:14
Booker D
Reality is it's still gonna be it's gonna be a mid game anyway, so this is Just play uh play the road rising Ronin or whatever whatever that game is playback me
00:55:17
Devon Kopete
And probably, but it's something for me to play because I don't have that brain rot, the scarlet brain rot that you all do that somehow makes these games. There's fucking from software games. Great. I don't see it. I feel like fucking rowddy rowdy rowdy Piper at the glasses I can't I I'm not even that not even I am not invented Rise of the Roman I think so wait Steve you have these dragon eggs It's fine
00:55:31
slimeballsteve
Hey, hey, hey, we don't need to wait. I gave you choices.
00:55:43
Booker D
What is that game called again?
00:55:43
ELDENMAN
Rise of the bread, rise of the bread.
00:55:45
Booker D
What is that? What is the fuck? the Rise of the Ronin?
00:55:51
slimeballsteve
I'm trying to find it.
00:55:51
Booker D
I already forgot about this game.
00:55:52
slimeballsteve
I'm trying to find the choices and it's, it's kind of difficult.
00:55:54
Booker D
Oh man, I just looked this up on Open Critic. Man, this game got shat on, dude.
00:56:00
Devon Kopete
rise of the Ronin.
00:56:01
Booker D
Yeah, it's just all sevens.
00:56:03
Devon Kopete
I mean, that seems right.
00:56:03
Booker D
It's tough.
00:56:06
Devon Kopete
It doesn't look like it'd be ah a 10, like a nine out of 10. You know what I mean?
00:56:12
Booker D
Yeah.
00:56:12
Devon Kopete
This seems like.
00:56:13
Booker D
there's another
Phantom Blade Zero and Assassin's Creed Critique
00:56:14
Booker D
There's another samurai game coming out though, right?
00:56:14
Devon Kopete
i on Assassin's Creed.
00:56:18
Booker D
No, not that one. Not that one.
00:56:19
Devon Kopete
Oh, oh, upcoming samurai games.
00:56:20
Booker D
That's not a real samurai game, actually. because ah No, they were they just showed a trailer for it.
00:56:25
Devon Kopete
I don't know. I thought that was it.
00:56:28
Booker D
They just showed a trailer for it.
00:56:29
Devon Kopete
Oh, you mean, um, god shit what was it i ah can't find it No, that's a Chinese myth game You're talking about like ah the guy with the hat oh Not black man, who who come okay You got a little bit yeah, dude, that's like Chinese mythology scumbag no
00:56:34
Booker D
For PS5.
00:56:41
Booker D
not Not black myth we'll call not that There's another one coat I thought I saw it phantom blade phantom blade But it's he's a samurai, right He's not how he doesn't have a samurai sword Obviously fan blade zero Yeah, okay it is it's Chinese martial arts and steampunk
00:56:43
ELDENMAN
Go with the hat. Go with the hat. Love that guy.
00:56:59
Devon Kopete
Actually, I don't know why I sound so confident. I don't know. I don't think so.
00:57:05
slimeballsteve
That was very confident. That was very confident.
00:57:06
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah that was that was a little too confident.
00:57:11
Devon Kopete
Wow, John, trade.
00:57:13
Booker D
Well, I'm sorry. I see a guy with a fucking Ronin hat and a fucking sword. I think samurai am I am I?
00:57:18
ELDENMAN
Hmm
00:57:18
Devon Kopete
He's got... there he's You look at those swords, those are crouching tiger, hidden dragon swords, dude.
00:57:20
Booker D
Do I have a low IQ? Do I have a low IQ? Do I have a low IQ here?
00:57:24
Devon Kopete
Come on.
00:57:26
Booker D
I'm sorry.
00:57:28
Devon Kopete
I don't know where you go.
00:57:29
Booker D
Why am I fucking?
00:57:31
Devon Kopete
I mean, listen, he's a white man with silver hair, so.
00:57:34
Booker D
Oh, he's white. He's white.
00:57:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:57:36
Booker D
Oh, he's a white man in China, Chinese, Chinese wild.
00:57:39
Devon Kopete
You separate off.
00:57:40
ELDENMAN
Good good good
00:57:42
Booker D
I don't see anyone complain about this game. I see a lot of people complain about Assassin's Creed though Oh, man I I have not I have not ever played one Assassin's Creed game.
00:57:46
Devon Kopete
I wonder why I wonder I can't quite I can't quite put my finger on it, Chris.
00:57:47
ELDENMAN
yeah Because only Chodes. You want to know why? Only Chodes play Assassin's Creed. That's why.
00:57:54
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:57:55
ELDENMAN
You got to be a real Chode.
00:57:56
ELDENMAN
You know what? like
00:57:56
Devon Kopete
I've said this before though, Sasa Creed is such a junk food comfort food game.
00:58:00
Devon Kopete
Like in December, when I've done all the things I wanted to do, I'll pick up a Sasa Creed for like 40 bucks.
00:58:10
Booker D
I think I might be better for it
00:58:10
Devon Kopete
You, you, I would have said you were missing out if, John, I would have said you were missing out if it was like 2008.
00:58:12
Booker D
I'm a better person. I'm a better person for it.
00:58:16
ELDENMAN
Evan.
00:58:18
ELDENMAN
Devin, like.
00:58:19
Booker D
No, because I watched you play the pirate Assassin's Creed game.
00:58:19
ELDENMAN
right like
00:58:19
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:58:24
Devon Kopete
That good, man.
00:58:24
Booker D
What was it called? Black Flag?
00:58:26
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:58:26
Booker D
And I was like, this game looks bad.
00:58:27
Devon Kopete
That was good Yeah, dude, so I'm buying this crits I would tell you right now I'll tell I will tell you right now.
00:58:28
Booker D
I was like, this game look ah like i don't I'm not interested in this game at all.
00:58:31
ELDENMAN
Devin, I want to be honest with you, man, if you buy an Assassin's Creed game like Dragon Age, I'm going to have a series of questions I'm going to ask you before you do it.
00:58:38
slimeballsteve
It's yeah, that's gonna be your quiz Devon
00:58:40
ELDENMAN
That's going to be my question. And the first question, first question is why? That's all. It's just a question mark.
00:58:46
ELDENMAN
um
00:58:46
Devon Kopete
I'm buying Star Wars outlaws.
00:58:48
Devon Kopete
I'm buying I'm buying this fucking assassin's Creed game probably and I'm definitely gonna be buying a
00:58:49
ELDENMAN
yeah
00:58:54
ELDENMAN
You're like a tiger shark.
00:58:55
Devon Kopete
Uh Dragon Age if it comes out this year.
00:58:56
ELDENMAN
You're eating everything at the bottom. You're bottom feeding.
00:58:59
slimeballsteve
here. i got I got some questions for you some choice.
00:59:00
Devon Kopete
All right hit me Yeah, yeah yeah who so are this a and but Wait are there is a multiple choice?
00:59:01
slimeballsteve
Here we go. Here we go This is from the Dragons age keep the site you were talking about.
00:59:05
ELDENMAN
Oh, the cape.
00:59:05
slimeballsteve
Okay, here yeah we go.
00:59:06
ELDENMAN
Oh, the cape.
00:59:06
slimeballsteve
Here we go Uh, Kevin, um, what did you do in the Battle of Denderim?
00:59:07
ELDENMAN
Shh, the cape, the cape.
00:59:10
ELDENMAN
Hmm.
00:59:14
ELDENMAN
Answer the question, man.
00:59:15
Booker D
What did you do? That's such a that's such a hard question.
00:59:17
ELDENMAN
Answer the question.
00:59:20
Booker D
oh
00:59:21
slimeballsteve
It's multiple choice.
00:59:21
ELDENMAN
Ow.
00:59:22
Devon Kopete
OK, can I get one? Just give me one because it might rattle some cages. Let's see.
00:59:28
slimeballsteve
Warden died killing the Archdemon, or Warden alive and well.
00:59:30
Devon Kopete
OK, OK, OK, OK. This is what I did. This is what I did. um I slept with Morgan.
00:59:37
slimeballsteve
You choose one or the other. You choose one or the other here.
00:59:39
Devon Kopete
OK, so you see, this is me.
00:59:40
slimeballsteve
You choose one or the other.
00:59:41
Devon Kopete
I know more than live and well.
00:59:41
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I don't care about who you slept with. The Battle of Dendrum!
00:59:43
Devon Kopete
I slept with Morgan.
00:59:45
slimeballsteve
It doesn't matter!
00:59:46
Devon Kopete
i so So I could.
00:59:46
slimeballsteve
I wanna know about the Battle of Dendrum! It doesn't matter! You sleep with people!
00:59:49
ELDENMAN
What is the Battle of Dandruff? Answer him!
00:59:51
Devon Kopete
It's the last, it's the last, it's the last battle in Dragon Age Origins.
00:59:51
slimeballsteve
That you die or live!
00:59:56
Devon Kopete
Hey, Chris, actually, yeah, this is as close to fucking ARPG as you can get now.
01:00:02
slimeballsteve
ah feel like i feel like I feel like you trying to circumvent this question because you don't know what happened to you.
01:00:02
ELDENMAN
i
01:00:02
Devon Kopete
Baldur's Gate, wept.
01:00:08
Devon Kopete
No, no, I did, I sir, I, I'm literally giving you more details.
01:00:10
slimeballsteve
You said you had sex! You said you had sex with Morrigan!
01:00:13
Devon Kopete
Yes, because at the battle Steve when you you you would defeat the the the whatever ah You defeat the final boss, but they say if you kill him you will then die as well So if you sleep with Morgan, then she has a she gets pregnant with your child, which then gives you some sort of like Refresh rate so that's how you survive ah Alive and well, I am alive and well
01:00:15
ELDENMAN
there
01:00:15
slimeballsteve
Yes?
01:00:20
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:00:31
slimeballsteve
Devin, I have a piece of, Devin, I have a, I have a piece of paper here that says, Warden died killing the archdemon or Warden alive and well. Okay, thank you. Now your romance options, romance, no one, romance, Alice, hold on.
01:00:45
Devon Kopete
Morgan Morgan Okay, um'm sorry I know I know specifically what I did Now Morgan Okay, I only know two of those names, but it was Morgan Okay ah Let them go
01:00:48
slimeballsteve
Let me, let me get through these.
01:00:49
ELDENMAN
yeah
01:00:50
Booker D
been
01:00:50
slimeballsteve
roman Romance, Alistair, Morrigan, Lilian, or Zevran.
01:01:01
slimeballsteve
Okay, okay. This is the final question I'm gonna ask you before we can move on to the next thing.
01:01:02
ELDENMAN
Freeman?
01:01:05
slimeballsteve
Okay, what did you do with the Qunari prisoner?
01:01:09
ELDENMAN
What did you do with that prisoner?
01:01:12
Booker D
Oh my god.
01:01:14
slimeballsteve
Now, i love I will read you your options, Devin.
01:01:16
Devon Kopete
Okay, okay that one I do not remember I'm
01:01:19
slimeballsteve
Didn't freesten. Picked the lock to Sten's cage. Persuaded the Reverend Mother to freesten. or intimidated the Reverend Mother to freeze Sten. Now keep in mind, this is a game that came out in 2009?
01:01:29
Devon Kopete
saying No, like way sooner I think oh, let's see dragon egg origins.
01:01:31
ELDENMAN
e
01:01:39
slimeballsteve
No, it was 2009 because it came up before Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 2 came out January 2010.
01:01:40
Devon Kopete
Okay. Yeah Yeah So i let's say I intimidate it. That sounds like my play style, for sure.
01:01:51
slimeballsteve
All right, ah intimidated the Reverend Mother to freeze Sten. All right, thank you. We'll be back with how you did in a month.
01:01:59
ELDENMAN
Yeah, get the results soon.
01:02:00
Devon Kopete
OK, yeah, get get the results.
01:02:01
ELDENMAN
All right. If he's positive, you got to let him know. OK. That's being.
01:02:06
slimeballsteve
If he's positive for Dragon's Age, if he's got...
01:02:07
Devon Kopete
Well, but but while we're waiting, while we're waiting,
01:02:08
Booker D
All
01:02:08
ELDENMAN
Yeah. He's got to know, him man. That's being responsible.
01:02:12
slimeballsteve
Did you help Orton reinstate House Orton?
01:02:13
Devon Kopete
i will oh
01:02:17
ELDENMAN
Come on, Devin. Simple question.
01:02:19
Devon Kopete
Is it yes or no?
01:02:22
slimeballsteve
Yes or no?
01:02:23
Devon Kopete
Yes.
01:02:25
slimeballsteve
heard
01:02:25
Devon Kopete
but
01:02:27
Booker D
right.
01:02:28
ELDENMAN
He's got it.
01:02:29
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:02:30
slimeballsteve
There are a lot of questions on this and I feel...
01:02:33
Devon Kopete
i ne and ah You thought it was going to be pretty quick because I remember this keep thing.
01:02:35
ELDENMAN
really
01:02:38
Devon Kopete
it so You thought it was going to be pretty quick and then
01:02:40
slimeballsteve
look Look at how many questions it wants you to answer before you play this new thing.
01:02:42
ELDENMAN
It's too many. It's too many.
01:02:47
ELDENMAN
goron bad
01:02:48
Devon Kopete
No, no, this this is before Inquisition.
01:02:49
ELDENMAN
It's too many.
01:02:52
slimeballsteve
Well, that means there's going to be even more because it's going to do Inquisition questions.
01:02:53
Devon Kopete
I.
01:02:56
Devon Kopete
nice I hope not. I truly, I truly hope not. But ah listen, guys.
Movie and TV Series Reviews
01:03:06
slimeballsteve
I'm excited.
01:03:07
ELDENMAN
I fell asleep. I'm not gonna lie.
01:03:09
Devon Kopete
It's going to be game of the year.
01:03:10
ELDENMAN
I'm not gonna lie.
01:03:11
Devon Kopete
Well, ah listen, I I finally watched Poor Things, which
01:03:11
ELDENMAN
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna
01:03:16
Devon Kopete
It took me two days.
01:03:16
Booker D
Dragon Age.
01:03:17
Devon Kopete
It took me two days to watch.
01:03:19
ELDENMAN
lie.
01:03:20
Devon Kopete
Well, I was watching cause Jenny's like, let's watch it.
01:03:22
Booker D
Hey, what did wait, what did you watch?
01:03:24
Devon Kopete
Poor things.
01:03:25
ELDENMAN
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
01:03:26
Booker D
Oh, two days to watch um one movie.
01:03:28
Devon Kopete
Well, it's, it's pretty, it's like two and a half hours. Um, and we chose to watch it pretty late.
01:03:31
ELDENMAN
I'm not gonna lie.
01:03:32
Booker D
Oh, ah you you say that like you haven't sat in a movie theater thousands of times to watch a two and a half hour movie.
01:03:32
Devon Kopete
when
01:03:36
Devon Kopete
Now but listen, but like when it's, when it's, when you're kind of dependent on another human being, it's, you know, it's a little difficult.
01:03:37
slimeballsteve
Sir, you told me Aquaman was a good sit. That was a four hour.
01:03:43
slimeballsteve
That is fair. Did you, like, she fell asleep and you like, paused it and you're like.
01:03:46
Devon Kopete
she fell asleep. Well, so this, so this is what happened, right?
01:03:50
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:03:50
Devon Kopete
Is we're watching it. She falls asleep. Uh, just to give it, I don't know spoilers, right? But like, it's like they're on the boat, right?
01:04:00
ELDENMAN
Oh yeah.
01:04:00
Devon Kopete
Fell asleep. And I look over and I'm like, well, you know, if there's like 20 minutes left, I'll just like finish it. Uh, and then I was like, Oh, there's like an hour and a half left. So we hit the pause button or, you know, I, whatever. blah, blah, blah. And then she's like, Oh, I fell asleep because I hated this movie. And I was like, Oh, okay. And then like, we didn't really watch it the next day. And then today, uh, like I wake up and we just put it on. And she's like, Oh, I didn't like this movie.
01:04:31
Devon Kopete
And I was like, you said that already. Uh, and then she just sat down and watched the rest of the movie with me. I was like, no, I don't think so.
01:04:37
Booker D
Did you like it after I know Was it too weird
01:04:39
Devon Kopete
I don't know how I feel about it, to be honest. Um,
01:04:45
Devon Kopete
I think Mark Ruffalo was, uh, snubbed, uh, for sure.
01:04:51
ELDENMAN
Yeah, he's so fucking good.
01:04:52
slimeballsteve
The Buffalo.
01:04:52
Devon Kopete
He's really good in them. Like everybody talks about how great, um, um, Emma, Emma stone is, and she's really good, but like Mark Ruffalo is awesome in it too.
01:04:56
ELDENMAN
She is great too. She is fucking, Emma Stone is phenomenally great, Emma.
01:05:05
Devon Kopete
Uh, I guess I'll say I thought it lulled somewhere near the middle of the end.
01:05:07
Booker D
you
01:05:15
Devon Kopete
or end of the middle, really. And then it got interesting again. And I was like, this should have happened way sooner, ah like at the very end. And then, ah you know, that was pretty much it. And then it ended. And now I'm kind of just sitting with it right now because it kind of it not only it was stopped because it got more interesting near the end, but I also felt like the way it ended was kind of not bad, but it just seemed like pointless.
01:05:43
ELDENMAN
Oh man, I fucking love that ending. I don't know what you're talking about.
01:05:46
Devon Kopete
I don't know. It just kind of it was like a lot.
01:05:48
ELDENMAN
That movie, that movie is a masterpiece.
01:05:51
Devon Kopete
That's ah very much a bridge too far, but.
01:05:52
ELDENMAN
Yeah. No, absolutely not. That is, it is an incredible movie. It's like a better Tim Burton movie than Tim Burton's ever made in his entire career.
01:06:01
Devon Kopete
Well, yeah I it was more of like an Odyssey movie than I was expecting.
01:06:07
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:06:07
Devon Kopete
Like character goes on this like it felt very kind of Spielberg ask.
01:06:07
ELDENMAN
That's a journey.
01:06:13
Devon Kopete
ah And I.
01:06:13
ELDENMAN
I don't think about, I don't pick that at all. I think it's completely aesthetically Tim Burton.
01:06:15
Devon Kopete
Well, I mean, like, you know, what I think of I think of AI. I think of I thought of AI a lot when I was watching this movie.
01:06:21
ELDENMAN
A little bit, I think, it I think aesthetic aesthetically speaking, the story, the tone, it all kind of is a mature, mature Tim Burton film.
01:06:21
slimeballsteve
the Spielberg
01:06:22
Devon Kopete
Because I like it when they're going journeys and they meet people and then you're like, oh, that's going to be a main character. But it was just like somebody they met along the way.
01:06:32
Devon Kopete
Definitely not Spielberg, right? Yeah. um
01:06:36
ELDENMAN
That's how I would put it. And it's great.
01:06:39
Devon Kopete
um
01:06:39
ELDENMAN
I don't know. That's me.
01:06:40
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:06:41
ELDENMAN
I think it was a phenomenal movie.
01:06:43
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I don't think it beat out.
01:06:43
ELDENMAN
Phenomenal.
01:06:47
Devon Kopete
Godzilla for me, but It was good it was for short good but I Didn't stick I didn't say it wasn't good Was it better than John Wick Chris
01:06:54
ELDENMAN
And you know what? I watched Monkey Man. That movie was good. What the hell are you talking about?
01:06:57
Booker D
Yeah, see it was good run Chris. Yes, Chris Chris. All right. I'm glad that I'm glad that I'm glad that you you liked it yeah I'm so glad I was so glad Chris.
01:07:06
ELDENMAN
Nobody says nobody. I would never equate the two because like John Wick with me, it was made for
01:07:09
Devon Kopete
Alright Chris, then I feel you know, what i don't I can't I can't right now Last time last tonight is literally by argument last time though.
01:07:18
Booker D
I'm so glad you liked it Yeah,
01:07:20
ELDENMAN
No, it was great. It was it was a great 10 million dollar movie. It was lovely.
01:07:24
Booker D
dude
01:07:25
ELDENMAN
Every and like he's a good director.
01:07:26
Devon Kopete
I Can't I'm done
01:07:27
ELDENMAN
Everything, everything in the movie.
01:07:28
Booker D
you could see you could see the pattern you could see You could see the passion behind it. He really cared about it.
01:07:32
ELDENMAN
I thought the bleach thing was going to be a one off thing, but it's like in every aspect of the plot in some way, it's really cool.
01:07:32
Booker D
like you were you really
01:07:40
ELDENMAN
Like that's I'm I'm really impressed because it was so cheap.
01:07:43
Booker D
It's a good movie, right? It was good, right?
01:07:45
ELDENMAN
Yeah, it was really decent.
01:07:45
Booker D
Yeah.
01:07:48
Booker D
I'm excited what Dev Patel can do next, you know? you know
01:07:52
ELDENMAN
i i I think he should direct, i because like his movies are technically sound.
01:07:52
Booker D
given
01:07:57
ELDENMAN
they made like There are things that are alluded to that come back. like It sounds simple, but nobody does it right anymore.
01:08:02
Booker D
Yeah I'm
01:08:06
ELDENMAN
That's the shit I get upset about in a lot of movies. um Yeah.
01:08:10
Booker D
glad you liked it Chris that I feel justified now. I feel vindicated Is Devin Devin really fucking hated this movie.
01:08:14
ELDENMAN
It was like, um I...
01:08:17
Booker D
He really hated it
01:08:17
ELDENMAN
yeah
01:08:19
slimeballsteve
I don't, I don't, Devon did not hate this movie. I think he was, he, I remember his primary statement being that the, the, they've really had a cool mask and the scene that he was hoping for the cool mask that'd be highlighted in, it wasn't in. And I, I've understood that I've had that movie.
01:08:35
Devon Kopete
I am legitimately not speaking about this movie anymore because there's no point.
01:08:39
slimeballsteve
Okay. Okay. Let's move on. Let's move on.
01:08:41
Devon Kopete
There's no point.
01:08:41
slimeballsteve
Let's move on. Let's move on.
01:08:42
ELDENMAN
OK, OK.
01:08:42
Booker D
oh and
01:08:43
ELDENMAN
It was a good set. I really enjoyed it. I want to see more Dev Patel movies. The other movie I watched this this week, I watched ah but the first Omen, which is the prequel, the new prequel of the Omen series.
01:08:55
Booker D
ah
01:08:59
ELDENMAN
And it was good. And I think it was really like. was directed, somebody directed the shit out of this movie.
01:09:09
Booker D
Oh man.
01:09:10
ELDENMAN
It's a lot of style, and it's interesting. I just wish it wasn't an Omen prequel. That's all. I think it would have functioned a lot better if it was just a standalone horror movie.
01:09:21
Devon Kopete
How is there like an omen pre, is it just like somebody's going to fuck you and you're going to have the devil child? Like what is.
01:09:27
ELDENMAN
Kind of. Yeah, I think you got it in one.
01:09:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah. All right. I guess.
01:09:32
ELDENMAN
It's sort of like, um yeah, the main character is The devil will not, will not copulate with, will only copulate with its spawn. And all these kids, there's like an orphanage and there are kids that have been birthed by Satan and he will only have sex with his, his own kin.
01:09:43
Devon Kopete
Hmm.
01:09:50
Booker D
Okay.
01:09:56
ELDENMAN
It's fucking weird. And it's a lovely dude, isn't it?
01:09:57
Devon Kopete
Oh, it's Satan. So it big tracks.
01:10:01
ELDENMAN
It's very effectively scary in in a few scenes, um and it's it's I think some scenes are a little, they dial up a little too much, but it's like, I feel like the main actress is really giving it her all in this one.
01:10:04
Devon Kopete
OK. so
01:10:17
ELDENMAN
Yeah, I just wish it wasn't, I wish it didn't have anything to do with the element, because you know how it's gonna end.
01:10:21
slimeballsteve
Do you think it was a script that they bought and they said, turn this into an Omen movie?
01:10:26
ELDENMAN
Kind of maybe, you know, I wouldn't be surprised at all if This was another horror film and they just co-opted it.
01:10:34
slimeballsteve
I've noticed a lot of horror films, they do that, where they're like, take this script and just put this character in it. like
01:10:41
ELDENMAN
There are three scenes in particular that I'm like, okay, you could have easily inserted this into another religious horror script and made it an Omen prequel. You know, there actually is a whole character. I think that's just basically the, the, um, explanation of the omen you know the expository yeah that was awful yeah
01:11:01
slimeballsteve
Wasn't there an Exorcist prequel that came out this year too? Devon, didn't you see that?
01:11:05
Devon Kopete
Uh, I think it was last year or early this year. I didn't see it. Exorcist believer, I think, which was, I think funny enough, supposed to be, hold on, cause there's like something to this. It was supposed to be a trilogy. Nobody really liked it. So they scrapped the whole trilogy idea.
01:11:21
slimeballsteve
a
01:11:24
Devon Kopete
And now I think there's kind of like an interesting idea with, with the next one they want to make, but everybody's just like, like, what are we doing here though? So let me see.
01:11:35
ELDENMAN
I, I, I don't think there should be any more Omen movies. yeah I think that's, this is it. If they're going to.
01:11:42
slimeballsteve
I'm always shocked when they go to the Omen well. Like that is one, one franchise I don't expect them to go to as often as they do.
01:11:49
Booker D
yeah
01:11:49
ELDENMAN
Yeah. And I watched them all for Glennian Hill. I remember, and I was, I know, and I actually, I heard good things.
01:11:53
slimeballsteve
Well, you had to watch this one.
01:11:58
ELDENMAN
Like I heard it wasn't bad.
01:12:00
slimeballsteve
um
01:12:00
ELDENMAN
Um, and it certainly wasn't bad. Like I would never call it a bad movie.
01:12:04
Devon Kopete
Oh, that was it. I'm sorry. Mike Flanagan's doing a new Exorcist movie.
01:12:10
slimeballsteve
I, okay. I remember hearing that.
01:12:11
ELDENMAN
Okay, there you go.
01:12:12
Booker D
OK, OK, OK.
01:12:12
Devon Kopete
That was it. That was it.
01:12:14
ELDENMAN
i Isn't he doing the dark tower too right now?
01:12:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I'd rather actually.
01:12:18
slimeballsteve
he's He's probably attached to so many projects right now.
01:12:18
ELDENMAN
Another thing?
01:12:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:12:21
ELDENMAN
Wow.
01:12:21
Booker D
Yeah, he's gonna get worn worn down. He's gonna get grinded.
01:12:26
ELDENMAN
And I also watched thef ah the first element I'm gonna give a ah a fuck. I wouldn't necessarily call it a good sit. I'd say it's a fuck. And it's because of its connection to, you know,
01:12:35
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:12:38
Devon Kopete
Wait, Chris, in your mind, is a fuck a better better than a good sit?
01:12:42
ELDENMAN
No, it's the opposite.
01:12:43
Devon Kopete
Oh, okay.
01:12:43
ELDENMAN
I think a good sit is slightly better than a fuck because it's something I can go back to maybe again and watch.
01:12:46
Devon Kopete
okay
01:12:49
ELDENMAN
This is a good sit, something I can easily sit down and watch is how I knew it.
01:12:51
Devon Kopete
Okay. Okay.
01:12:56
ELDENMAN
Yeah, and I watched the first three episodes of The Voice.
01:13:01
slimeballsteve
Hmm. The new season came out the final season, right?
01:13:02
Booker D
Mm-hmm.
01:13:02
ELDENMAN
New season. The final season.
01:13:04
Devon Kopete
No, there's there's one more one more.
01:13:05
ELDENMAN
No, one more, one more after this.
01:13:06
slimeballsteve
Oh, there are, this is season four or five.
01:13:08
Devon Kopete
Yes, even for.
01:13:09
ELDENMAN
Yes, sir.
01:13:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:13:09
slimeballsteve
Four. Okay.
01:13:10
ELDENMAN
Yes, sir.
01:13:10
Devon Kopete
But no, you'd be you'd be forgiven for being confused because like the creator of the show, not Seth Rogen. I think the other guy has just been so obnoxious about he's like, I don't know.
01:13:19
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:13:23
Devon Kopete
Maybe it's six. Maybe it's five. like I have ideas for like seven season.
01:13:25
slimeballsteve
Really?
01:13:28
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And then he like there was it was just so weird how he was going about it.
01:13:32
ELDENMAN
miomi My only explanation for that would be that he was trying to get more than five seasons.
01:13:34
Devon Kopete
But
01:13:37
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it was just like, but like literally when they announced like officially season five was the last one, he's like, sorry to have to be cagey about it. I just needed voids permission. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, dude, what are you doing? So outside of that? ah Yeah, like, I mean, I'm excited. Like, I've very much liked the boys so far.
01:13:57
ELDENMAN
I do think though, these first three episodes, like it's much more like mask off. This is what it's always been about. And if you don't get it by now, you're an idiot. Like that's the way I'm picking it up because they're
01:14:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I mean like they were ever subtle like that's the weird I mean Like yeah sure the boys would do like morally gray shit, but like he literally is yeah whatever but uh, I
01:14:16
ELDENMAN
really not. No, it's like, how could you not get what's going on?
01:14:28
ELDENMAN
ah Homelander is, you know, pumping on off so all cylinders. His storyline is just great and it's...
01:14:35
Devon Kopete
He is, I do kind of like, I really, really like that character and the way Anthony Stark, like I already watched the first season or first episode, but ah he was like, it's like.
01:14:41
ELDENMAN
Yeah, he's great.
01:14:48
ELDENMAN
Well, he's pulling the gray pubes off.
01:14:51
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but like there's a moment like he always just says something that reminds me of my father.
01:14:52
ELDENMAN
look at
01:14:57
Devon Kopete
um But.
01:14:58
Booker D
Uh huh.
01:15:00
Devon Kopete
No, dude, there's that scene right where it's like ah ah Newman Newman's daughter and like homelander son are like hanging out.
01:15:09
ELDENMAN
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:09
Devon Kopete
They're like, oh don't come back pregnant
01:15:11
ELDENMAN
Yeah. yeah
01:15:13
Devon Kopete
And it's just like, my dad has a hundred percent said that joke at like multiple family events. And it's always horrible. And then he's like, you could shoot goo if he wants to.
01:15:22
ELDENMAN
yeah
01:15:26
Devon Kopete
I don't know, man. I just, I just, every, every episode, every few episodes, he gets throws one of those out. I'm like, God, he is the worst.
01:15:35
ELDENMAN
He's quite good.
01:15:36
Devon Kopete
I love it.
01:15:37
ELDENMAN
He's quite, he's quite, he's a great villain and he's the best plot line in the show too.
01:15:42
Devon Kopete
Oh yeah.
01:15:43
ELDENMAN
I think there's always plot lines in the show where I'm just like, I don't give a fuck about this. It's mostly the Camico and Frenchy shit. Like I am just so burned out on that.
01:15:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I don't it's they've like over they overs complicated that somehow It's
01:15:57
ELDENMAN
Yes, I know, it's really stupid.
01:16:01
Devon Kopete
who cares Yeah The boys is great
01:16:02
ELDENMAN
It's stupid, it's like, and it takes up so much time in every episode. It's actually the reason why, like, I'm never, I'm not a huge Boys fan. I like it. I like it for Homelander.
01:16:17
Devon Kopete
and would have been ah one of his best if It was like 30 episodes or 30 issues and says 60 like there's entire like there's Entire runs where I was just like I this is just noise like I don't remember what's happening a 100% God get it like Yeah, yeah Mm-hmm
01:16:25
ELDENMAN
Yeah, probably.
01:16:31
ELDENMAN
But that, I mean, it's obvious that the show is better. It's like, no, no, it's been better since the first season. like it It just figured it out, I think, in a more palatable way. um And it's funnier, I think, too.
01:16:47
Devon Kopete
for sure. Yeah.
01:16:49
ELDENMAN
Which, i what I like, too, because like, I don't know, it's like a real, like, dearth of funny shit on right now for me and anything that can make me laugh. I'm kind of going to keep watching it and enjoying it. I know there's some other stuff. Like I tried watching that tire show. I do not find that guy funny at all.
01:17:08
Devon Kopete
I, uh, I watched, I mean, it's like six episodes.
01:17:10
ELDENMAN
I don't get it.
01:17:13
Devon Kopete
So it's like cannabis.
01:17:14
ELDENMAN
I watched two of them and I'm like, I just don't get, I don't get why people think he's funny.
01:17:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I don't.
01:17:18
ELDENMAN
Shane Gilles. I don't know.
01:17:19
Devon Kopete
I definitely get why people think he's funny. I do find him funny in like bits.
01:17:25
ELDENMAN
I guess maybe that's what it is.
01:17:26
Devon Kopete
But like my my this is my thing and I was I was actually talking to somebody about this. I was like I don't know if he's funny because he's legitimately funny or if he's just like it's at shock value funny because he's still willing to be like that's gay and you know he's still willing to say something like that kind of like.
01:17:37
ELDENMAN
Goofy?
01:17:46
Devon Kopete
Blunt about something and you're like, oh, like it will just kind of give you that initial shock laugh and I'm like I Mean tires tires is like I think I said I like I like it's nothing to write home about at all Like I would not recommend Yeah, yeah, I mean Tires is just there in my opinion.
01:17:46
ELDENMAN
Yes.
01:17:51
ELDENMAN
I just think it's like a poor, it's always sunny in Philadelphia. I don't know. That's. Yeah, there's just not a lot of good, good funny shit on at the moment. This is the way it is.
01:18:10
Devon Kopete
There's some slightly there's things to get maybe but it's not worth digging
01:18:13
ELDENMAN
I just always find myself going back to price master and. laughing while I cry.
Anime and Upcoming Movies Discussion
01:18:20
Devon Kopete
yeah yeah
01:18:20
Booker D
And but i yeah, when I saw that when I saw that pop up on Twitter, I was like, this is that was like, you know, I I got posters.
01:18:21
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:18:25
ELDENMAN
That guy's so funny. I think I looked him up again. $15,000.
01:18:32
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:18:33
Booker D
And.
01:18:36
ELDENMAN
Oh, that's the deal.
01:18:37
Booker D
Price Master, maybe.
01:18:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:18:38
ELDENMAN
Let's see. Can you take a check? Cash only.
01:18:42
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:18:43
Devon Kopete
the I forgot about that one.
01:18:46
ELDENMAN
Yeah, that guy rolls.
01:18:47
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:18:47
ELDENMAN
um I guess that's everything I've seen over this week. Has anybody else watched anything you want to talk about?
01:18:54
Devon Kopete
um For me, I mean yeah, I watched the boys season or episode one, but Well
01:18:59
ELDENMAN
Right.
01:19:00
slimeballsteve
I'm sad guys I'm sad because I did.
01:19:05
ELDENMAN
Oh, Steve, I watched some Delicious Dungeon.
01:19:07
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that's what I was about to talk about. um i I found out that the the final episode of the season was this Thursday and now I have to wait for for a new season.
01:19:09
ELDENMAN
I watched some of that. That's pretty good.
01:19:20
ELDENMAN
How many episodes are in a season?
01:19:22
slimeballsteve
That's the thing. Cause like i I was telling myself in the shower, I'm like, you know what? I'm really happy. Like anime's usually like they're, they come out in huge chunks and I'm like, I'm going to be eating good all year, I think. And then they're like, by the way, this is the last episode for a while. And I'm like, damn it.
01:19:37
ELDENMAN
So this is this is coming out concurrently on TV.
01:19:39
slimeballsteve
ah it so it's it's I imagine that it you know it released in in Japan.
01:19:44
ELDENMAN
Excuse me.
01:19:45
slimeballsteve
I think Netflix has the the release for it here in the States and probably other places in the world.
01:19:49
ELDENMAN
Oh.
01:19:53
ELDENMAN
Was a new episode every day?
01:19:53
slimeballsteve
um ah New episode every Thursday.
01:19:57
ELDENMAN
Every Thursday?
01:19:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah, so they're slow rolling it which is not at all what Netflix is about but Yeah
01:20:00
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:20:02
ELDENMAN
Mm, now a lot of people are doing that now. Boys three episodes, that's it.
01:20:06
slimeballsteve
Um, I haven't watched the the final episode of the season yet. Um, I'm holding, I'm holding now that I know that it is the final. So I'm going to wait for, for just, you know, a night, ah a night where I can just like saddle up with a nice snack and take it in.
01:20:21
ELDENMAN
Yeah, it's it's good.
01:20:22
ELDENMAN
I like it. I think it's getting
01:20:22
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:20:25
slimeballsteve
There's definitely, it does the anime thing where it's like, there's a there's a point in the show where it like kicks itself into like overdrive and you're like, oh, what?
01:20:27
ELDENMAN
kind of dark. like
01:20:33
slimeballsteve
Okay, we've just totally like flipped into like wild space.
01:20:38
ELDENMAN
o Yeah, it throws a lot at the wall.
01:20:40
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
01:20:41
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:20:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I was like, I didn't hate it. ah That's why that's way too short.
01:20:45
slimeballsteve
24 episodes.
01:20:46
Devon Kopete
That's way too mean. I like I didn't dislike it. I was just like, whelmed by it and then I think I like four episodes in and I was like.
01:20:56
ELDENMAN
It's a lot of D and&D references.
01:20:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I was like I'll get to this like I'll go back to this at some point.
01:20:58
slimeballsteve
Oh yeah, yeah.
01:20:58
ELDENMAN
A lot.
01:21:01
ELDENMAN
Shitload.
01:21:02
slimeballsteve
it There's definitely a point where like it breaks its formula.
01:21:02
Devon Kopete
ah
01:21:05
slimeballsteve
Like you get very used to it's like kind of like feel good, comfy, like fantasy formula. And then it just kind of like flips on that. And you're like, oh, oh, I didn't, I didn't see that we were just kind of like, I didn't realize how like fucked up we were going to get with some of this stuff.
01:21:23
Devon Kopete
I was going to say like it it it goes dark right at some point.
01:21:23
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:21:26
slimeballsteve
It goes real dark.
01:21:26
ELDENMAN
I'm a dark. It's getting kind of dark right now.
01:21:28
Devon Kopete
OK.
01:21:28
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:21:28
ELDENMAN
I watched like the first 10 episodes or so Yeah, it's it's kind of dark.
01:21:30
slimeballsteve
First. Okay. So your tenant. Okay.
01:21:34
ELDENMAN
It's not it's not sad The
01:21:34
slimeballsteve
Can I, can I get a, can I get a check? Devin, can you, can I, your muff you for a second? I know you're not like, yeah.
01:21:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you can hear about me.
01:21:40
slimeballsteve
Well, what was the final part that you saw, Chris?
01:21:44
ELDENMAN
last thing I saw um Okay, last thing I saw was
01:21:45
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:21:54
ELDENMAN
the two leads the the elf and the war the fighter are unconscious and they are trying to figure out how to not go back in because Fallon his sister there's something with Fallon I can't recall yeah I don't know if they met Fallon yet they didn't savor yet no none of that's happened they're gonna go fight a red dragon
01:21:58
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Okay.
01:22:17
slimeballsteve
Okay, okay.
01:22:21
slimeballsteve
Right. OK, I know I know where you're at. Yeah, it's it's getting dark there.
01:22:24
ELDENMAN
OK.
01:22:26
slimeballsteve
They're in some weird places. There's things happening and I.
01:22:28
ELDENMAN
Yeah, it was kind of sad, too, because they got into the whole thing with the dwarf where he's tending to the golems because they all died. There's only three left and he's like growing vegetables on him.
01:22:39
slimeballsteve
Yes. Oh, that that episode is very good.
01:22:42
ELDENMAN
And he's the one that's taking care of all the bathrooms. I think it's kind of funny, but it's like shows you how hard of a worker he is and how much he cares like it's cool.
01:22:47
slimeballsteve
Devon,
01:22:52
slimeballsteve
Devon, we can earmuff you again. We can unearmuff.
01:22:55
Devon Kopete
OK, I'm on the earmuffed.
01:22:56
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:22:57
ELDENMAN
Get out of your muffs.
01:22:59
Devon Kopete
I'm muffed up, dude.
01:23:00
ELDENMAN
It's good stuff.
01:23:01
Devon Kopete
I'm antsy muffed. Yeah, it's um.
01:23:04
ELDENMAN
The the being D and&D thing has kind of helped.
01:23:06
Devon Kopete
I think the problem is like I need to get fucked up way sooner.
01:23:11
slimeballsteve
That's fair. i'd like I think a lot of it was...
01:23:12
Devon Kopete
Like sadly, I think a lot of my anime is either like super like shown in standard.
01:23:16
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
01:23:20
Devon Kopete
I think my heroes coming back. You know, and I'm like, oh, fuck, yeah. Or it needs to be like really gnarly.
01:23:27
ELDENMAN
See, that's the thing. I don't know if I want that from this. I kind of like the way it is, like kind of light and kind of funny.
01:23:33
Devon Kopete
Yeah, well.
01:23:33
slimeballsteve
it is it is light and it's like it's they kind of like yeah no are you are wait what are you watching what are you watching subs or dubs i'm watching the dubs too i think the dubs are really good yeah
01:23:38
ELDENMAN
The Half Elves voice actress, she is fucking great. She's so good.
01:23:45
ELDENMAN
I'm watching the dubs. She's the fucking she's great. She's really funny, like in every scene.
01:23:52
Devon Kopete
Listen, I'm gonna tell you guys right now, never be ashamed of watching a dub or, you know, no, no, I know.
01:23:56
ELDENMAN
Oh, I'm not. No, they're really good nowadays.
01:23:58
Devon Kopete
I just, I just, I cannot stand that mentality. it
01:24:02
slimeballsteve
there's a lot There's a lot of people who shame for for people watching dubs. And I think that might've been a thing in like the 2000s maybe, where it's like back in early anime days. But I think the voice actors for doing dubs now are um tremendous.
01:24:17
ELDENMAN
And let let me tell you the other thing too. I am okay. im I'm actually more inclined to watch subs on an anime movie or a movie like that.
01:24:27
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:24:28
ELDENMAN
But when it comes to a TV show with 30 plus episodes, I'm not watching subs for 30 fucking episodes.
01:24:33
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, you know, like nobody's go go out here telling you to like not watch Dragon Ball, you know, in dub like everybody's like, oh, no, it's fine.
01:24:34
ELDENMAN
It's too fucking much. It's ridiculous.
01:24:46
slimeballsteve
My hero is so hard.
01:24:46
ELDENMAN
like being Miyazaki, Miyazaki movies.
01:24:46
Devon Kopete
I don't know.
01:24:49
ELDENMAN
I'm going to watch the subs of those because those.
01:24:51
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, my hero, it's like.
01:24:51
slimeballsteve
yeah Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you on that. But like, there's so much shit on the screen when they introduce a new character that like trying to watch that sub, it would be like reading overload, in my opinion.
01:25:02
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:25:03
slimeballsteve
Cause like they're giving you like the characters name and their powers and like what they can do. And it's like all in like, you know, like, like a Japanese kanji. So like, it just is like slamming text while they're talking and you're like, what? And then I, you know, you watch it with a dub and you're like, Oh, this is nice. Okay. All that stuff I can like pick in because it is still giving me subs for the information that's flashing on the screen.
01:25:21
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:25:25
ELDENMAN
Not to mention, and I will say most anime is just full exposition. It's just constant, constant exposition.
01:25:29
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:25:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:25:30
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:25:32
ELDENMAN
And it's, if you could stomach that for 30 episodes, ah that means it's a good anime. In my opinion, like if you could be like, ah, that's fine.
01:25:39
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:25:42
ELDENMAN
ah You can explain some shit. That's cool. um Yeah. So like if I feel that way about this, like I'm okay with the little, faults in anime, because I like I like the conceptual story, the D and&D stuff, really.
01:25:57
slimeballsteve
Yeah, no, I'm there with you. I think it's it's fun seeing their takes.
01:25:58
ELDENMAN
Works.
01:26:00
slimeballsteve
Like, um I think you saw the one with like how they do like um
01:26:05
ELDENMAN
They got a cockatrice, cockatrice, whatever.
01:26:07
slimeballsteve
Yeah. There's like the mimics, how they do the mimics and yeah.
01:26:10
ELDENMAN
They were eating the living armor. I was like, I saw the title. abs I'm like, Kenny, you live in armor.
01:26:16
slimeballsteve
No, no, no. I see the episode title every time and I'm like, how the fuck are they going to eat that?
01:26:22
ELDENMAN
Yeah, like that really cool, interesting little thing. A little creature that lives inside the armor and and they ate it.
01:26:30
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:26:32
slimeballsteve
they they basically They basically said it's like um it's like ah shellfish. where it's like
01:26:37
ELDENMAN
Yeah, like it looked like clams.
01:26:39
slimeballsteve
it's
01:26:41
slimeballsteve
Yes!
01:26:42
ELDENMAN
They look like a clam.
01:26:42
slimeballsteve
and They steamed the living arver to eat it. um My favorite still is how they handled ghosts.
01:26:50
ELDENMAN
Yeah, that was really interesting.
01:26:51
slimeballsteve
That was kind of wild because they had like frozen bottles of holy water.
01:26:54
Devon Kopete
Do they like drink them?
01:26:56
slimeballsteve
they So what they did was they tied ropes to these freezing bottles of holy water or something like that.
01:27:02
ELDENMAN
Well, he makes holy water, but like, it's just bullshit.
01:27:02
slimeballsteve
And.
01:27:06
Devon Kopete
Wait, I real quick, real quick.
01:27:06
ELDENMAN
Like, everything he's talking about, but it works.
01:27:07
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:27:08
Devon Kopete
Does it how?
01:27:09
ELDENMAN
Like.
01:27:10
Devon Kopete
Because I don't like in some of like the early episodes, it's like added necessity almost because they're like, oh, we're broke.
01:27:16
slimeballsteve
Right.
01:27:17
Devon Kopete
But like at some point it's just got to be like, they're just like, no, we're just going to eat you.
01:27:22
ELDENMAN
I'll be honest. There is, I mean, there's that character, the warrior.
01:27:24
Devon Kopete
They can't, yeah.
01:27:25
ELDENMAN
He's, he's really into it, man. He, what do you want?
01:27:27
slimeballsteve
yeah he's super into it well
01:27:27
Devon Kopete
I know, but like at some point it's like, it's gotta be fucked, right? It's like, bro, right we got money. and oh No, no, no, no.
01:27:33
slimeballsteve
the thing the thing is that they're they're in the dungeon of the mad mage which is in dnd it is this like multi-level dungeon that you keep going down and down and and i know it's not like supposed to be like the official dnd one but like you can you can tell that that's the one they're kind of although
01:27:41
ELDENMAN
Yeah, it's huge.
01:27:47
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah.
01:27:48
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:27:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:27:50
ELDENMAN
They're not using names, but it's the same characters too.
01:27:53
slimeballsteve
It doesn't open up into a pub, but there is like, it's it's weird because there is like kind of like an entrance area for the dungeon that like people kind of like hang out in and they have shops, which like makes sense in this universe too.
01:27:55
ELDENMAN
Right.
01:28:03
ELDENMAN
right
01:28:07
ELDENMAN
Yep.
01:28:08
slimeballsteve
um
01:28:08
ELDENMAN
And it and it works and it they use the D and&D stuff, but just a few things because like D and&D can get bogged down with a lot of details.
01:28:16
slimeballsteve
Right.
01:28:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:28:16
ELDENMAN
I like the fact that they're kind of cherry picking stuff and.
01:28:18
slimeballsteve
Right. they're They're having a lot of fun with it.
01:28:20
ELDENMAN
Yeah, exactly. Like, I think even Legend of Vox Machina kind of does that, like they don't focus on too much of the nitty gritty D and&D shit. They just focus on what's important to the story, what's going to drive the characters, all that stuff, um which just works way better, you know, But yeah, I like this. I think it's a cool show. Kind of glad it's only 25 episodes or 24 or whatever.
01:28:42
slimeballsteve
Yeah, like I'm hooked I'm hooked I'm ready to stop I'm ready to take a little break but um What's that on Okay
01:28:43
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:28:44
ELDENMAN
That's fine by me.
01:28:44
Devon Kopete
Well, yeah, season two is coming ish. You know, watch our Vinland saga, dude, that's that's Netflix.
01:28:50
ELDENMAN
on
01:28:56
Devon Kopete
That is super good.
01:28:59
slimeballsteve
I'll tell you what, man, every time I'm like, I should get rid of Netflix, there's some like sleeper banger that like I learn about and I'm like, damn, what?
01:29:10
Devon Kopete
Are you actually you want to hear this nonsense? I.
01:29:13
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:15
Devon Kopete
So yeah I have I'm not like a total idiot, right? Like I do have things that tell me like how much I'm spending on things.
01:29:19
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:29:22
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:29:23
Devon Kopete
ah And just for so long, though, i I would just see like, oh, you my PayPal would be like, oh, you paid $40 for. you know, the streaming service, right? And for so long, I thought 40 bucks for, you know, Disney, Hulu, and e ESPN, right? Because when I initially got it signed up, it was like all of it.
01:29:45
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:29:46
Devon Kopete
And there was some like, but basically, like, buy two, get three, like, deal.
01:29:51
slimeballsteve
I remember that. Yeah.
01:29:52
Devon Kopete
ah That has long since passed, right? And I just assumed that was it.
01:29:56
ELDENMAN
Oh, no, I canceled that ESPN plus like months ago.
01:29:56
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:29:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah, well, it's like I use it.
01:29:59
ELDENMAN
because
01:29:59
Devon Kopete
I use it because you know the the UFC and stuff like that, right? So like I actually use that way more than probably I do the other ones, ironically.
01:30:04
ELDENMAN
Oh,
01:30:09
Devon Kopete
But ah what I noticed though, I was like, wait, I have a Disney Plus charge. So what's going on? I am paying $40 a month just for Hulu.
01:30:21
slimeballsteve
What?
01:30:21
Devon Kopete
Because somehow, and I blame this on my parents, because we share a Hulu account, apparently I have stars and Showtime.
01:30:30
slimeballsteve
Oh, they teach, they teach.
01:30:31
Devon Kopete
I just i think they just hit the those free things and like and I'm like, bro.
01:30:37
Booker D
you didn't have you didn't have You didn't have Showtime for Yellow Jackets. You didn't just put that in there for Yellow Jackets.
01:30:41
Devon Kopete
no No, I was just like, I would just get it. you know I would just suffer, I was suffering through it to to just,
01:30:46
slimeballsteve
That's funny.
01:30:50
Booker D
Well, now you can watch Young Dexter when it comes out.
01:30:51
ELDENMAN
Nice, nice.
01:30:52
slimeballsteve
There you, hey, young Dex, there you go.
01:30:52
Devon Kopete
Yeah, right But like dude, I was like yo, I'm canceling the Hulu fucking tonight and then I was like, oh wait The Bears coming out soon and I was like god damn it so Yeah ah but i mean And you're like why am I paying for this
01:31:00
slimeballsteve
Oh, you're stuck, you're stuck.
01:31:01
ELDENMAN
That hurt.
01:31:05
slimeballsteve
My mom did that with Amazon Prime. I was like, the fuck is Brit box? And it turned out to be like a UK specific like BBC channel or like a lot of like English shows.
01:31:22
slimeballsteve
It's only five bucks though. And my mom watches it a lot.
01:31:23
Devon Kopete
Oh, well, yeah.
01:31:24
slimeballsteve
Yeah. It's not, not spending $40.
01:31:26
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's not $40.
01:31:27
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:31:28
Devon Kopete
I was like, for the one I forget about almost the most, like the only one I think in terms of the one I forget about the absolute most is Apple for sure.
01:31:38
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:31:39
Devon Kopete
But I think Apple, if they're smart enough to just be like, what?
01:31:42
slimeballsteve
Oh, you just reminded me of this. I'll, I'm going to talk about it later.
01:31:44
Devon Kopete
OK, anyway, yeah, Apple, I think at the very least is like. What, like five bucks a month, it's still like pretty cheap.
01:31:53
slimeballsteve
I don't know because all of my Apple subscriptions I've done from when I buy an Apple device, it's like, ah, you got like ah a month or so of this free.
01:31:54
Devon Kopete
Oh no, don't tell me.
01:32:01
Devon Kopete
I think I need to like, actually, you know, there's apps that like get rocket money, like find out what ah I think I need to maybe check one of these out to find out how badly I'm screwing up.
01:32:05
slimeballsteve
Yeah. He knows where it's like. where it tells you what you're what you're doing.
01:32:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:32:12
slimeballsteve
No, I feel, I've felt that many a times. um It is interesting because I've noticed recent, this is a side to side. I've noticed a lot of the shows that you would normally see be released on Hulu are also being released perpendicularly with ah with Disney+. plus So like all the Saw movies are now on Disney+.
01:32:30
ELDENMAN
Sure.
01:32:31
Devon Kopete
Yes.
01:32:34
slimeballsteve
plus
01:32:34
Devon Kopete
Wait.
01:32:35
ELDENMAN
Hell yeah. Where they should be.
01:32:36
Devon Kopete
Wait. Are you serious?
01:32:37
ELDENMAN
Where they should be.
01:32:38
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that's not a joke.
01:32:38
ELDENMAN
Where they belong.
01:32:40
slimeballsteve
Like, hold on.
01:32:41
ELDENMAN
Hey, they're getting ready, man.
01:32:41
Devon Kopete
Dude.
01:32:42
ELDENMAN
Deadpool and and Wolverine.
01:32:43
Devon Kopete
Deadpool really opened up some doors, dude.
01:32:46
ELDENMAN
We're opening. Everything's coming in.
01:32:47
slimeballsteve
What if that is a plot where Deadpool just puts the Saw movies as a joke?
01:32:52
ELDENMAN
I wouldn't be surprised.
01:32:55
Devon Kopete
Oh.
01:32:55
slimeballsteve
Dude, wow, all of them. Well, not spiral, but Saw one, two, three, four, the final chapter, six,
01:33:00
Devon Kopete
well
01:33:04
Devon Kopete
Jigsaw.
01:33:06
ELDENMAN
You know what, Steve? call Call me when Disney commits and gets spiral on there, okay?
01:33:11
slimeballsteve
Uh, hold on. Let me look up spiral. Cause maybe that'll come up.
01:33:16
Devon Kopete
You know, I keep thinking about watching like an entire.
01:33:18
slimeballsteve
The spirit came up. What Frank Miller's the spirit.
01:33:20
ELDENMAN
No.
01:33:23
Devon Kopete
Well, that movie is Nazi imagery, well, I guess Indiana Jones has that too, but and boobs, yeah.
01:33:23
ELDENMAN
A lot of boobs in that one.
01:33:26
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:33:28
ELDENMAN
And boobs. Lots of boobs.
01:33:30
slimeballsteve
The eight wait VHS. Hello. What is it? What is going on?
01:33:36
ELDENMAN
I'm now, but I'm going to tell you 10 years from now, we're all going to be getting our porn from Disney Plus.
01:33:37
Devon Kopete
I don't know.
01:33:41
Devon Kopete
It's locked in, dude.
01:33:42
ELDENMAN
That's a fact. Rock me in on that one.
01:33:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:33:44
slimeballsteve
Haha, I noticed you've been pumping it a little bit. Rest, you need a hand? Haha.
01:33:49
ELDENMAN
Always do buddy.
01:33:50
Devon Kopete
but but
01:33:50
slimeballsteve
I'm gonna
01:33:52
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I.
01:33:54
slimeballsteve
heal myself.
01:33:55
Devon Kopete
Oh, man.
01:34:00
ELDENMAN
have me at mea Mia, Mia Khalifa is going to be the face of Disney Plus.
01:34:02
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:34:04
slimeballsteve
but Oh my god.
01:34:04
Devon Kopete
oh man
01:34:06
slimeballsteve
Uh, my side though.
01:34:07
Devon Kopete
And then we're all going to have to pretend we don't know where we know we're from.
01:34:10
slimeballsteve
ah Who is that?
01:34:10
Devon Kopete
No, I don't.
01:34:11
slimeballsteve
I don't know, I've never seen her.
01:34:13
Devon Kopete
I've never seen her of for once. ah whiz can we Oh, Oh.
01:34:16
slimeballsteve
um Oh.
01:34:18
ELDENMAN
Oh yeah, I love that guy
01:34:20
slimeballsteve
um I got I moved away from my Roku on my on my bedroom TV and I got an Apple 4K, an Apple TV 4K.
01:34:27
Devon Kopete
OK.
01:34:31
ELDENMAN
oh
01:34:32
slimeballsteve
And the main kind of like deciding like a hype factor for that was it was it was they Verizon did like a weird sale out of nowhere and I got it for like dirt cheap. Um, and they released, uh, retro arc for it, like the emulator.
01:34:48
ELDENMAN
Hmm.
01:34:49
slimeballsteve
So like legit, I can like play like N64, like Nintendo, super Nintendo games on there that I all own. I own all these things.
01:34:58
Booker D
ah What controller do you use? do you can Can you just plug in any controller into it via USB?
01:35:01
slimeballsteve
Uh, yeah, yeah. You can can, you can connect anything that's got Bluetooth. It does Bluetooth. I don't know if it, it it might have like a USB C thing, so you might be able to get.
01:35:09
Booker D
Man, are Nintendo lawyers like fucking frothing at the mouth? like Because <unk>s like like, what the fuck?
01:35:15
slimeballsteve
I don't so I've They're they're going they're going after ROMs hard right now But I feel like the emulator scene they always have legal loopholes because you know, they're just making emulators right um But it's it's neat it's neat to just because I'm using I'm using my stadium controllers right now.
01:35:17
Booker D
They just shut down like a fucking major fucking emulator.
01:35:27
Booker D
Oh, because ah it's just an emulator. It's the, yeah, OK.
01:35:36
Devon Kopete
okay What game are you playing on the Apple though?
01:35:37
slimeballsteve
So all my stadia stuff um, so I I I
01:35:41
Devon Kopete
like I sound like a grandma. What are you playing on the Apple?
01:35:44
slimeballsteve
What are you playing on that Apple? I booted up WWF, no mercy. And I was just messing around with no mercy. Uh, I've got final fantasy six on there.
01:35:54
Devon Kopete
Dude, all right.
01:35:55
slimeballsteve
It, dude, it's all games that I own. Um,
01:35:59
Devon Kopete
it Wink.
01:36:03
slimeballsteve
you said it, not me, you said it.
01:36:03
Devon Kopete
Wink, wink.
01:36:03
Booker D
Yeah, because I put a bunch of emulator shit on my Steam Deck, and it's been it works really well for that.
01:36:03
Devon Kopete
i
01:36:06
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:36:10
slimeballsteve
It's, dude, it's, it's real easy too. Literally you just download the app on, on the Apple TV. And then when you boot it up, it just gives you like, you know how, like when you get like a router, it gives you like that specific like URL to type in, to like access the stuff.
01:36:24
Booker D
Yeah.
01:36:26
slimeballsteve
It's just like, type this into your thing. And then it's like, just drag and drop all the, the ROMs and stuff you have. It's super easy.
01:36:33
Booker D
crazy
01:36:34
slimeballsteve
It's super easy. Um, and it's nice. It runs really fast. The problem with the Roku was like, you know, that thing got old. So like the wifi chip kind of got a little busted and it kept forgetting the wifi stuff. And like, it would take a while to like boot up like YouTube and like movie stuff, but like everything's crystal clear. It's like in 4k. It's, it's so nice. I, I'm like extremely happy with it right now.
01:36:56
Booker D
It's
01:36:56
slimeballsteve
So good stuff.
01:36:59
Devon Kopete
Hmm.
01:36:59
Booker D
crazy.
01:36:59
slimeballsteve
Good stuff.
01:36:59
Devon Kopete
I know I just I don't I just use the Plex box that I have but that's not gonna give me Access to all that fun stuff.
01:37:04
slimeballsteve
okay
01:37:08
slimeballsteve
the
01:37:09
Devon Kopete
I Still gotta to figure out how the hell I Have shutter I think but like unfortunately, there's no like you can't I Know but I'm just saying like I have it for whatever reason I
01:37:18
ELDENMAN
Show sucks. That stinks. I love the movies and stuff on it. It's just that app is awful.
01:37:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's a terrible app and it's like only on like Roku.
01:37:26
slimeballsteve
Oh, okay. That's weird.
01:37:28
Devon Kopete
Like I don't think I've seen shutter on anything remotely. You know, like it's not on your plaque servers. It's not on your Apple plus.
01:37:38
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:37:38
Devon Kopete
I mean, maybe it is.
01:37:39
ELDENMAN
You've got beans over here.
01:37:39
Devon Kopete
Maybe I'm just full of full of it right now, but I don't know. I just never see it on anything.
01:37:45
ELDENMAN
Well. if that's everything we got some news coming up here not so much that's slow news week slow news week that's
01:37:52
Devon Kopete
know a Lot no, it's uh, it's dude. I feel like I wanted to say dog days of summer, but we're not even there yet.
01:38:00
Devon Kopete
Oh Did um, I wanted to see dude I'm hearing what's really good inside out to Sorry
01:38:07
ELDENMAN
inside out too yeah it made a lot of money it's second
01:38:12
slimeballsteve
the They took everything that I thought after the Furiosa Garfield debacle, which sounds like an insane thing to say. And it turned it on its head, where it's the third, like, highest-grossing animated film, I think?
01:38:27
ELDENMAN
Second highest grossing Pixar movie Opening opening weekend.
01:38:29
slimeballsteve
Second, second, that's crazy!
01:38:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah, opening, opening maybe or maybe.
01:38:32
slimeballsteve
Oh, opening, yeah.
01:38:33
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:38:33
ELDENMAN
Yeah opening weekend and um it had ah it's almost as high a debut as Barbie. It was really good. So
01:38:41
slimeballsteve
You know what, maybe theaters aren't dead and maybe just unfortunately the...
01:38:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:38:47
Booker D
Maybe it's just Mad Max is dead. Maybe that's what it is.
01:38:50
Devon Kopete
Yeah, maybe people just don't want to watch Mad Max.
01:38:50
ELDENMAN
Well, listen, Steve, i said it I said it last week about Mad Max. You can't make a sequel to um a series that is 40 years old, 10 years after the most popular one.
01:38:58
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
01:39:00
ELDENMAN
It just doesn't fucking work. Whoa, I didn't.
01:39:03
Devon Kopete
yeah sit on it for a decade
01:39:03
slimeballsteve
Hey, everybody's excited about Mad Max, what should we do? Nothing.
01:39:06
ELDENMAN
Wait.
01:39:07
slimeballsteve
like good
01:39:09
Booker D
whos direct Who directed it all Inside Out 2?
01:39:11
Devon Kopete
ah
01:39:12
ELDENMAN
The guy who directed ah Toy Story 4 and but one other really good one,
01:39:12
slimeballsteve
Good question.
01:39:19
slimeballsteve
Uh, Kelsey man.
01:39:20
Booker D
Ratatouille.
01:39:20
ELDENMAN
Yeah, was it right was it right that to me No,
01:39:24
slimeballsteve
Kelsey man did the good dinosaur and parking central.
01:39:27
ELDENMAN
maybe not Yeah,
01:39:28
Booker D
Oh.
01:39:33
ELDENMAN
um
01:39:33
slimeballsteve
Um.
01:39:35
ELDENMAN
yeah I'm not a huge inside out fan like I'm able to wait for the sequel to hit Disney Plus But I did like the first one and I didn't mean it Right
01:39:43
Booker D
I like the first one, too. I don't know if I'm going to rush the theater to watch and inside out, too, though, you know.
01:39:49
ELDENMAN
That's kind of how I feel.
01:39:49
Devon Kopete
I probably will. I got nothing else going on in my life.
01:39:52
ELDENMAN
Rush.
01:39:54
slimeballsteve
ah god
01:39:56
Devon Kopete
What's the point?
01:39:57
ELDENMAN
so When you're playing Assassin's Creed games, that's really when you're at the end of the run.
01:39:57
Devon Kopete
ah
01:39:58
Booker D
No, because like, yeah, because.
01:40:01
Devon Kopete
yeah um mean I'm in a state of ennui.
01:40:02
Booker D
Yes. Yeah, I don't know, man. Because like that's a movie that I could take oe to see, but he's still not really like movie guy yet.
01:40:08
slimeballsteve
No. No.
01:40:16
ELDENMAN
No movie guy yet.
01:40:16
Booker D
Like we tried taking them to like a. always um Oh, Super Mario Brothers, they showed again. on like a matinee, like on a random Sunday for like seven bucks. So we were like, all right, let's try. And he's just was just not into sitting there.
01:40:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:40:35
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:40:36
Booker D
You know, he wanted to keep leaving.
01:40:37
ELDENMAN
Is he a squirmer?
01:40:39
Booker D
I don't know what it is. Maybe he's just too young. You know, I do take like I take my I take my um my nephew to see movies a bunch.
01:40:42
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I don't know the age for for a kid to go. Hmm.
01:40:50
Booker D
But again, like Inside Out isn't really like It's not like Ninja Turtles or Spider-Man.
01:40:55
ELDENMAN
Yeah, yeah.
01:40:56
Booker D
Like, you know, it's not like a movie I could get excited with him about. I could also probably I'll probably end up crying at this one, too.
01:41:05
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:41:05
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:41:05
Booker D
So it's like so like, I don't know how that is. Like, I've never cried in front of my my seven year old nephew watching a movie before either. You know, so like it's like because it's a Pixar movie. It's not Frozen three or, you know, or like fucking Godzilla.
01:41:18
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:41:21
ELDENMAN
It's gonna hit. It's gonna hit hard. It's gonna hit hard.
01:41:24
Booker D
Yeah. And, you know, like because like watching Wally with my cousins, I took my cousin Janice and my cousin. I think it was I think it was just Janice. She was she was still in college at the time, too. And she was ah she was around. So and I was like, oh, let's go watch Wally. Let's go to a movie or whatever. And holy shit. Like I was fucking crying like a motherfucker at the end of Wally. And she's like, wait, are you serious? I was like, dude, I was like, bro, yes, I'm I'm pretty yeah I'm in there right now.
01:41:54
ELDENMAN
yeah
01:42:00
Booker D
Like I probably shouldn't have, you know, yeah.
01:42:01
ELDENMAN
I'm playing it. I'm fighting the fight the battle right now It's funny
01:42:03
Booker D
And she and she like and, you know, she like, you know, I don't want to like call her out or anything, but like she cries when it rains. Like she she's very emotional when it comes to anything else.
01:42:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:42:14
Booker D
So there's that, you know, and then like Coco is like, you don't go you don't take your your your your, you know,
01:42:18
slimeballsteve
Oh, dude.
01:42:22
Booker D
You don't take your seven-year-old nephew to see Coco and just fucking sob like a fucking like a train wreck the whole time in front of your nephew, you know?
01:42:22
slimeballsteve
I.
01:42:28
slimeballsteve
If I was a little kid and I went to go see a movie with my dad and my dad started crying, I don't know.
01:42:36
Booker D
Yeah, it would it would fuck you up, right? It would fuck you up.
01:42:38
slimeballsteve
I don't know how I would handle that.
01:42:40
Devon Kopete
You are you worried?
01:42:41
Booker D
No, because I took my.
01:42:41
Devon Kopete
Are you worried you would just be like father? I don't respect you anymore.
01:42:46
Booker D
No, because I took my I took my niece.
01:42:46
Devon Kopete
Those were the. be
01:42:48
ELDENMAN
I am now the man.
01:42:49
Booker D
I took my niece. How old was she? I took my niece to see Coco and my niece from Vermont.
01:42:54
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:42:57
Booker D
I took my two nieces and they're, you know, they're two years apart, three years apart. And I forgot how old they were. I think they were like, you know, like 11 and nine or whatever, 12 and eight or something at the time. And I took them to go see it. It was exciting. Fucking crying like a fucking asshole like like audibly like I'm not like, you know, shedding a tear like I'm like audibly like sobbing during this. And like they're like why yeah, they're Coco and then they were like at the like cuz there's their kids They don't you know, they don't understand shit like that.
01:43:21
Devon Kopete
Does this coat go?
01:43:28
Booker D
Yeah, they they haven't gone through life yet They don't know what that kind of shit is like so like at the end of the movie like on the ride home They're like uncle John John. Like why are you crying so much during the movie? I was like, if I was like, fuck you like I was like, you don't get it yet I was like, you know watch this movie with your mom and see what happens I like watch you watch this movie with your mom and your dad see what happens then
01:43:45
ELDENMAN
You know, you wouldn't get it
01:43:51
Booker D
I'm like, you guys don't understand. I was like, you guys do not get it. I was like, I was like fucking I was like offended because they're also they're old enough.
01:43:58
Devon Kopete
with Yeah
01:44:00
Booker D
They're old enough that I could like have a conversation with them as well. But they're not. They weren't old enough to like be affected by a movie like that because that that movie is fucking that movie is is hard as nails to get through.
01:44:13
ELDENMAN
Yeah, yeah, I mean the evenly The first inside out has a ah real that' see Yeah, I know
01:44:13
Booker D
You know, there are like multiple moments in that.
01:44:19
Booker D
Yeah, it's pretty emotional, too, especially and like I the last time I saw it Inside Out, I wasn't a parent yet.
01:44:20
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm, mm hmm.
01:44:25
Booker D
So I I don't even know what it would be like watching that the first Inside Out again now. You know what I mean? So it's like so like, I don't know, like that, like, you know, I don't know. Pixar is like it's tough because. The last Pixar movie I saw in the theater was was onward and that was a fucking doubt that also.
01:44:44
ELDENMAN
Well, just watch why you watch my YouTube video about how Pixar is feminizing them.
01:44:47
Booker D
like
01:44:51
ELDENMAN
That's what it's doing.
01:44:51
Booker D
Oh my god, so yeah, I maybe I'll just wait for this too cuz like, you know It's not like Toy Story 5, you know, like if that if that was out then yeah, I would take I would take Everybody to go see it even if if even if I wanted to like cut my own my own fucking throat open during it, you know, I mean like Because it's Toy Story to like that's like a big deal for for kids.
01:44:52
Devon Kopete
ever.
01:44:53
ELDENMAN
So that's why I stopped.
01:45:18
Booker D
It's a big deal for OE Toy Story, you know, what he loves
01:45:20
ELDENMAN
Do you think people would would stop listening to Joe Rogan if he's like, I watched every Pixar movie this week and I cried?
01:45:28
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:45:28
ELDENMAN
Everyone. You know, right the two would cry. While cried, wallli cried like he's just listening all the time, isn't he?
01:45:31
Booker D
Oh my god.
01:45:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Dude, that guy cries on every 10 podcasts though. like hes yeah I don't know who knows, man.
01:45:40
ELDENMAN
Oh, he does. ah I really don't know.
01:45:41
Booker D
Is he just emotional?
01:45:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah. But but you know he cries when he's like, I watched Ronda Rousey fight and was like I i was just cried because it's so crazy.
01:45:48
Booker D
Oh yeah.
01:45:51
Devon Kopete
you know So it's the context is a little different.
01:45:52
Booker D
Because it's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful.
01:45:55
ELDENMAN
No, but it's Pixar movies, you know?
01:45:56
Devon Kopete
Yeah. na No, no, you're right. You're right.
01:45:58
ELDENMAN
He's listening, everyone.
01:45:59
Devon Kopete
Like Kevin Smith was on and like they were both talking about, but they were both talking about like pets that they had or like had experienced and Kevin Smith was like sobbing about this one.
01:46:01
ELDENMAN
Oh, he cries all the time.
01:46:05
Booker D
yeah kevin smith Yeah, Kevin Smith is a baby.
01:46:08
ELDENMAN
Can he cry after seeing Batman for his Superman?
01:46:08
Booker D
He cried.
01:46:10
Devon Kopete
And it's sad. Like you listen to it and it's, it's a rough story.
01:46:17
Devon Kopete
Uh,
01:46:19
slimeballsteve
ah
01:46:19
Booker D
Or did he say he said he cried or something?
01:46:19
Devon Kopete
who knows
01:46:21
ELDENMAN
Or Justice League, cause he's selling, he's like, they saw, they brought in the den of Gorgon, whatever those things are.
01:46:22
Devon Kopete
lets
01:46:26
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, it was the Demogorgons came in.
01:46:27
ELDENMAN
I don't know what they're called.
01:46:30
Devon Kopete
Parademons?
01:46:31
ELDENMAN
Fairy demons.
01:46:32
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I mean, hey.
01:46:32
ELDENMAN
He's crying about fairy demons!
01:46:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah, let's see. Wait, is there like a list like worst things Kevin Smith is crying about?
01:46:41
ELDENMAN
It's so funny.
01:46:43
Booker D
Heh.
01:46:44
slimeballsteve
Ha ha ha!
01:46:45
Devon Kopete
Because like, good for him. ah But anyway.
01:46:47
ELDENMAN
Tap. Whatever, I don't care.
01:46:49
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:46:51
ELDENMAN
They're happy tears, I guess.
01:46:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah, you know, hey, you're talking about a guy that probably like legitimately was in that age where like people are getting swirlies, like real swirlies for liking comics.
01:47:01
ELDENMAN
And now these people are celebrating. I get it.
01:47:04
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:47:04
ELDENMAN
I get it. I get it. I'm on the blind. I have emotions. I have empathy.
01:47:09
Devon Kopete
We cry at the end of season one finale of The Flash.
01:47:15
ELDENMAN
ah That's funny.
01:47:17
Devon Kopete
This is a picture of Kevin Smith cry after the head of WandaVision.
01:47:24
ELDENMAN
He found out about the boner kid and he's like, ah oh my God, I was wrong.
01:47:26
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:47:31
ELDENMAN
How wrong I was.
01:47:32
Devon Kopete
Yeah He cried watching the Infinity War trailer, okay, I mean listen these are all I
01:47:36
ELDENMAN
ah oh
01:47:40
Booker D
And these are all real like he actually cried watching
01:47:42
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:47:43
Devon Kopete
Yeah, man no, no, he's like, yeah, he's a pretty emotional guy, for sure. But ah I mean, hey, season one The Flash is a legitimately good season of TV. But, ah you know, he's an emotional fella.
01:47:58
ELDENMAN
Sure.
01:48:00
Devon Kopete
We'll just say that.
01:48:01
ELDENMAN
All right. Let's go through this here. a Blade gets cut. Another director slashed off the project.
01:48:05
Devon Kopete
Oh, my God.
01:48:09
Devon Kopete
Dude, they need to just. put a bullet in it. I apparently, yeah what's his name, was making fun of it.
01:48:12
ELDENMAN
Some of them.
01:48:12
Booker D
Yeah, I mean.
01:48:15
ELDENMAN
Yeah, I would.
01:48:16
Devon Kopete
ah Yeah, Wesley Stives, he's like, it's pretty hard, I guess, make a to replace me, to replace the goat.
01:48:16
ELDENMAN
Leslie Stripes.
01:48:20
ELDENMAN
It's hard to do. Hard to do a good Blade movie, huh?
01:48:24
Booker D
yeah Somebody was saying that there it seems like maybe Disney or like the Marvel like brass or whatever are trying to force something in there that maybe they don't want to do.
01:48:35
Devon Kopete
I mean, i've I've heard the, I think, yeah.
01:48:36
ELDENMAN
Well, according to the chat, Marshall Ali has a lot of creative control over this, this IP and he shot, he shot down the first script.
01:48:45
Booker D
As he should, he should direct it.
01:48:48
ELDENMAN
They say he shot down the first script.
01:48:50
Booker D
It was probably fucking ass then, to be honest.
01:48:52
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:48:52
Devon Kopete
Yeah, no, no, I mean, I believe that it's it's bad, but I feel like Kevin Feige is like Come on, man. He's probably like, come on, man. You're playing for the vampire Yeah, um um Yeah
01:49:01
Booker D
Well, they're probably maybe, maybe, maybe they're really trying, trying to force it to be PG-13. And Marsha Ali's like, fuck you. This ain't going to be PG-13.
01:49:11
ELDENMAN
I don't think it's going to happen.
01:49:12
Booker D
i
01:49:14
Booker D
Marshall, I was always like, dude, I did moonlight. You have to do everything that I say.
01:49:19
Devon Kopete
You think you think that's like literally every response he's like, yeah, but I Was the moonlight though, so fuck you.
01:49:22
ELDENMAN
Yeah, anyway.
01:49:22
Booker D
It should be, I mean, to be honest.
01:49:26
Booker D
Yeah, I was in moonlight for like 17 minutes.
01:49:28
Devon Kopete
I Was in the green book bro.
01:49:29
ELDENMAN
You won Academy Award, didn't he, for Green Book?
01:49:30
Devon Kopete
Leave me alone ah Yeah Although
01:49:33
Booker D
after And for moonlight.
01:49:34
ELDENMAN
And for Moonlight, I think.
01:49:36
Booker D
And he was he was only in moonlight for like 30% of the movie, too.
01:49:40
Devon Kopete
apparently a Ali's currently in negotiations are showing the next Jurassic World movie.
01:49:45
ELDENMAN
Oh god, no.
01:49:46
Booker D
Oh, god.
01:49:47
Devon Kopete
I All right. All right. Relax.
01:49:49
ELDENMAN
It's like, it's like the director of Moonlight making that prequel movie about Simba. The Lion King.
01:49:56
Booker D
yeah Is he doing it?
01:49:57
ELDENMAN
I saw that, I was like, oh god.
01:49:58
Devon Kopete
He's hurt your feelings.
01:49:59
Booker D
Barry ey Jenkins is doing that?
01:50:00
ELDENMAN
Yeah, yeah.
01:50:00
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he's doing it.
01:50:02
ELDENMAN
Yeah, it is.
01:50:03
Booker D
Yo, what if it's godlike, Chris?
01:50:03
Devon Kopete
Trailer came out and.
01:50:05
Booker D
What if it's godlike?
01:50:05
ELDENMAN
I don't know, I don't know, man.
01:50:07
Booker D
I'm just saying, man.
01:50:07
ELDENMAN
It's just, it's so silly to see Moonlight in the movie.
01:50:11
Booker D
What if he uses those same lenses that he used in moonlight to make, you know what I mean? Those fucking weird ass, what are they called? I watched a whole YouTube video about it, was it was so fascinating.
01:50:22
ELDENMAN
It's just sad.
01:50:22
Booker D
I forgot what kind of what kind of lens it was used.
01:50:23
ELDENMAN
It's kind of sad, but it's a little sad.
01:50:26
Booker D
Well, you know, man man, dude, he's gotta get paid.
01:50:29
ELDENMAN
I know, I know.
01:50:29
Booker D
got feus He's gotta feed his family, Chris, you know?
01:50:31
ELDENMAN
I know the reality of it, it just makes me makes my skin curl.
01:50:36
Booker D
But also, what if it's really good, too?
01:50:39
ELDENMAN
I know, I know.
01:50:40
Booker D
Cuz yeah, cuz you also like you know what like real talk like Pete especially people in our discord server, too We're really really trashing the fact that that wonka movie exists. Well, apparently is apparently it's pretty good Yeah, like apparently it's pretty good and and it's because the it's probably because the the panicking guy directed it which is a good segue Of course not but I mean, you know, it might not be absolute garbage because Barry Jenkins is doing
01:50:53
Devon Kopete
and Walking movies pretty decent.
01:50:54
ELDENMAN
It's okay, yeah.
01:50:55
Devon Kopete
I'm not gonna lie.
01:50:56
ELDENMAN
ah bad It's not It's not as good as Paddington. I'll tell you that.
01:51:03
slimeballsteve
You
01:51:05
ELDENMAN
Nowhere near.
01:51:10
Booker D
whatever fuck you said Lion King or whatever.
01:51:11
ELDENMAN
You might be right.
01:51:11
slimeballsteve
know.
01:51:12
ELDENMAN
You might be right.
01:51:13
Devon Kopete
Now I guess the real question is is Paddington in Peru going to be garbage?
01:51:17
ELDENMAN
Is it not the same directory?
01:51:18
Booker D
is is that Is it is it that they change the director?
01:51:18
slimeballsteve
You
01:51:20
Devon Kopete
uh, Dougal Wilson is directing this one.
01:51:22
Booker D
That's not him.
01:51:22
ELDENMAN
Not Google.
01:51:24
Booker D
That's not him.
01:51:24
Devon Kopete
But I mean, the first and second patented movies had different directors.
01:51:24
slimeballsteve
go.
01:51:26
ELDENMAN
Is it really then pang to twos great Mm
01:51:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:51:29
Booker D
Did they?
01:51:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:51:31
Booker D
Oh, no.
01:51:31
Devon Kopete
um I was fairly certain.
01:51:33
Booker D
Let me see.
01:51:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Go check for me.
01:51:38
ELDENMAN
-hmm Paul King he did one he did one Paul King did one, too Yeah
01:51:38
Booker D
Paddington director is Paul King and Paddington to Director is he did but he did Paddington too as well Paul King did both Now he's big big Hollywood big Timothy shallow man guy now he can't do Paddington Peru Yeah,
01:51:41
Devon Kopete
Oh,
01:51:48
Devon Kopete
oh okay. Nevermind. Paul King.
01:52:00
ELDENMAN
Google Wilson, what have you done?
01:52:04
Booker D
yeah what is Dougal Wilson done man, this is not good
01:52:04
ELDENMAN
Nothing.
01:52:07
slimeballsteve
Really
01:52:08
Booker D
I don't know.
01:52:08
ELDENMAN
Commerged.
01:52:08
Devon Kopete
Now he's done a bunch of music videos.
01:52:10
ELDENMAN
Oh boy.
01:52:12
ELDENMAN
Oh boy.
01:52:12
Booker D
But, um, is is Ben Wishall still doing Paddington's voice, though?
01:52:14
slimeballsteve
good music yeah
01:52:18
Devon Kopete
Yes, yeah, I mean the trailer was.
01:52:18
Booker D
That's what I want to... Okay, all right, you know what? You know what? It's probably gonna be all right. I'm not worried.
01:52:25
ELDENMAN
He did, uh, music videos for the streets. I love that band and gold trap happiness and cold plays life and technical.
01:52:29
Devon Kopete
Well, yeah, I mean the trailer looks fine, you know, it's it's him in Peru lampboy la boyy um Well, this is so in other good news but kind of devastating news to at least Steve and I arcane season 2 gets a trailer and
01:52:43
Booker D
Not that guy.
01:52:51
ELDENMAN
Hey, devastating.
01:52:51
Devon Kopete
Uh, because they said season two is the final season.
01:52:52
ELDENMAN
Why is that devastating?
01:52:52
slimeballsteve
I'm still...
01:52:56
ELDENMAN
Oh, wow. Really?
01:52:57
Devon Kopete
And I was like, what but what?
01:52:59
slimeballsteve
Man...
01:53:00
Devon Kopete
So that bums me out. Um, then again, I don't know how much prequel could there be to a fucking league of legends game? Right.
01:53:07
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:53:08
Devon Kopete
Um, that being said, I mean, Chris, you gave it a shot. You didn' and didn't grip you though.
01:53:14
ELDENMAN
Actually, I never watched it.
01:53:16
Devon Kopete
Oh my goodness.
01:53:17
ELDENMAN
I met it immediately.
01:53:18
Devon Kopete
Um,
01:53:19
Booker D
i play I plan I plan on I plan on watching.
01:53:21
Devon Kopete
Dude, arcane is so, so good.
01:53:22
slimeballsteve
It's good, it's good.
01:53:22
Booker D
OK.
01:53:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Um, and this looks awesome too. And, uh, I did want it.
01:53:29
Booker D
It's League of Legends who cares about that.
01:53:32
slimeballsteve
That was my, no dude, that was my exact.
01:53:32
Devon Kopete
That's the thing.
01:53:32
Booker D
um I just I was just kidding. I was just kidding.
01:53:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:53:36
Booker D
Because I love that. I love the players TV show. And that was that was only based on League. I was not based on legal or which is nerdy as hell.
01:53:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:53:45
Booker D
But.
01:53:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Now this is for sure nerd nerd city, but, uh, no, I mean, you know, Hey, quality over quantity, I suppose.
01:53:54
ELDENMAN
And here.
01:53:55
slimeballsteve
It's one of the the the franchises that they've been putting in the last of us fallout like movie shows like column of like good video game transfers over
01:54:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:54:08
Devon Kopete
Actually, John, I think this jinx, this this sister sisterly rivalry, I think this is like right up your alley.
01:54:17
Booker D
Why do you say that?
01:54:19
Devon Kopete
Because I know you like a good rivalry.
01:54:22
Booker D
OK.
01:54:23
Devon Kopete
And I feel like you're going to love these characters.
01:54:25
Booker D
So it's an anime. It's an anime, basically, is what you're saying.
01:54:26
slimeballsteve
Are you saying it you' saying it's it's it's it's like Buffy and Faith?
01:54:30
Devon Kopete
It's Buffy and Faith.
01:54:31
ELDENMAN
Hmm. I don't even care.
01:54:33
slimeballsteve
I don't care.
01:54:34
Devon Kopete
I don't care.
01:54:34
Booker D
I don't care.
01:54:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's kind of you know it's hilariously that is basically jinx.
01:54:36
Booker D
I don't care.
01:54:36
ELDENMAN
I don't care.
01:54:39
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:54:42
Devon Kopete
The only thing is like just. Get it out of your system now. Yeah, sure. Jinx is like Harley Quinn blah blah blah whatever just get that out of your system and enjoy it and you'll be You'll be locked in Jinx is very much like if you want to just be like real basic.
01:54:57
Booker D
Harley Quinn. oh The um character.
01:55:03
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's like that's her but uh But that's kind of as far as it goes everything else is sick
01:55:05
ELDENMAN
Harold Quinn.
01:55:10
ELDENMAN
And then you got the other League of Legends tie in film saucers party futopia.
01:55:18
Devon Kopete
ah
01:55:18
ELDENMAN
All right.
01:55:20
Devon Kopete
Listen, guys, ah did you did?
01:55:21
ELDENMAN
and Now.
01:55:23
Devon Kopete
Am I the only one who saw this movie?
01:55:25
ELDENMAN
Yeah.
01:55:25
Devon Kopete
The first one.
01:55:26
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yes.
01:55:26
ELDENMAN
Yep.
01:55:27
Devon Kopete
It's so much better than I thought it would have been. um Not amazing by any stretch, but this is a this is a series, it's an Amazon Prime series. ah I don't know, man. It's at first movies, a treat. I don't care. It looks cheap because it's a rated R animated film, but it's a lot of fun and it's super vulgar.
01:55:53
slimeballsteve
Is this a show or a sequel?
01:55:55
Devon Kopete
This is the sequel show.
01:55:57
slimeballsteve
Okay.
01:55:58
Devon Kopete
ah The film was just the appetizer. Get ready for sloppy seconds as we follow Frank, Brenda, Barry and Sammy. It's the tagline.
01:56:07
slimeballsteve
Wait a second, Devin.
01:56:08
ELDENMAN
I'm tying the noose right now.
01:56:09
slimeballsteve
Those. I think those are sex euphemisms.
01:56:14
Devon Kopete
Uh, hey, I have a cool white.
01:56:14
ELDENMAN
now No.
01:56:18
slimeballsteve
Sloppy seconds.
01:56:19
ELDENMAN
Wait a second, Steve.
01:56:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah. You tell me what we call sausage party is a, is a sexual. What?
01:56:27
ELDENMAN
You gotta be bulling my chain, dog.
01:56:27
Devon Kopete
What?
01:56:30
Devon Kopete
Listen, I'm just saying a 24 wishes they, they existed. This is, this would a hundred percent have been a 24 movie.
01:56:39
ELDENMAN
Hmm.
01:56:40
Devon Kopete
Oh, I believe it.
01:56:40
slimeballsteve
I feel you. I feel like them trying to do like a pun on Zootopia.
01:56:42
Devon Kopete
Um,
01:56:46
ELDENMAN
Hmm.
01:56:47
Devon Kopete
I'll be honest, the trailer itself like makes me be like, I don't know if I remember how the first one ends or if this is just, cause it's kind of seems like the food runs the world at this point. And then like something happens, like it rains and all the bread foods die because you know, it's rain. Uh, uh, I don't know. I can't really remember the first one except to go, this is pretty good. I'm enjoying my time with it.
01:57:18
ELDENMAN
gonna end on that really god
01:57:19
Devon Kopete
That's, I mean, play one minute on, we were talking about blade.
01:57:25
ELDENMAN
damn it because everybody's clapping mmm
01:57:26
Devon Kopete
Let me see. Let's see if I could scrape the bottom here. Let's scrape the bottom of the barrel.
01:57:29
Booker D
ah Charlie cox Charlie Cox said that if you're a big fan of the one shots that you're gonna be a big fan of Daredevil born again, that's what he said So that was a little that's something we can end on.
01:57:39
slimeballsteve
Mmmmmm.
01:57:41
ELDENMAN
all right well that
01:57:41
Booker D
That's true. He did say that
01:57:43
Devon Kopete
He did say that. um Yeah.
01:57:46
ELDENMAN
Thank you. Thank you.
01:57:47
Devon Kopete
I'll be honest though, Daredevil is kind of like, it's great, but it's kind of like also ended my infatuation with the one shot.
01:57:47
ELDENMAN
That makes me happy.
01:57:58
Devon Kopete
It's kind of how like Mike Flanagan shows to have like, have ruined my my impressiveness with like the monologue.
01:58:00
ELDENMAN
Stop clapping!
01:58:01
Booker D
Wait, hold on.
01:58:04
Booker D
Yeah. Yeah. But what about what about the one shot at the whole episode of the bear being being one take that that episode was fucking that episode was fucking fuck was Jesus Christ here, Devin.
01:58:11
Devon Kopete
That's the thing, like, yeah you're right.
01:58:19
Devon Kopete
I
Daredevil, MMA News, and Show Wrap-Up
01:58:20
Booker D
OK.
01:58:20
Devon Kopete
don't know.
01:58:20
Devon Kopete
no Listen, I know, but then like somebody can be like, well, did you see the extraction?
01:58:24
Booker D
But again, but also no, but also it's like the whole the whole movie, the whole or the whole episode was was one.
01:58:26
Devon Kopete
go
01:58:27
ELDENMAN
Stop it.
01:58:31
Booker D
was one shot, so that's pretty impressive that you don't really see that.
01:58:33
Devon Kopete
Yeah. I mean, got a war 2018.
01:58:34
ELDENMAN
I heard Daredevil.
01:58:36
Devon Kopete
So yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I'm just going to name thing. Yeah. Now we're just.
01:58:38
ELDENMAN
I heard Daredevil is going to be delivering some back shots in this new born again.
01:58:43
Booker D
Ooh, back shots.
01:58:45
ELDENMAN
Oh, yeah, baby.
01:58:48
Devon Kopete
Steve has just turned into a soundboard. that's
01:58:53
Devon Kopete
Let's.
01:58:54
ELDENMAN
That's Steve, always choking on something while we're trying to record.
01:58:55
Devon Kopete
Oh, always joking.
01:58:57
ELDENMAN
I'll never know what it is.
01:59:00
Devon Kopete
Yes, Steve will never reveal his secrets.
01:59:00
ELDENMAN
I guess we'll never know.
01:59:02
Booker D
Thank
01:59:04
ELDENMAN
That's not a sound board.
01:59:05
Devon Kopete
We're.
01:59:05
ELDENMAN
That's really him folks. And he's sad about it.
01:59:07
Devon Kopete
Oh, ah now he's sad about it, yeah.
01:59:08
Booker D
you.
01:59:08
slimeballsteve
Go
01:59:09
ELDENMAN
He's got to do it every episode and it hurts apparently.
01:59:12
Devon Kopete
Oh, man, hey, guys, rest in peace, Conor McGregor.
01:59:13
ELDENMAN
So he's a lot out of pain.
01:59:17
ELDENMAN
He's not dead.
01:59:19
Devon Kopete
Rest in peace well No, I don't rest in peace my $70 that I was gonna spend on this pay-per-view, but ah now I don't have to so stick Hey, just got injured isn't gonna happen Mike Tyson almost died on an airplane So yeah, it's like pushed back to like November or something like that It's still happy
01:59:21
ELDENMAN
His career. sorry
01:59:29
ELDENMAN
Because he's dead?
01:59:29
slimeballsteve
for
01:59:29
ELDENMAN
What happened? Oh, he's not fighting.
01:59:35
ELDENMAN
I know. yeah ah Don't clap about that.
01:59:36
Booker D
Yeah, so that that got cancelled, right?
01:59:37
slimeballsteve
it.
01:59:38
Booker D
that like da Wait, so it's still happening?
01:59:40
ELDENMAN
It's not happening.
01:59:42
Booker D
Come on.
01:59:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah, talk about like the sign. Oh, six 59 year old man has like ulcer flare ulcer flare up on airplane.
01:59:47
Booker D
like Yeah, it's like, dude.
01:59:51
ELDENMAN
yeah
01:59:55
Devon Kopete
Not anything strenuous just sitting on an airplane.
01:59:59
slimeballsteve
yeah Was it a Boeing?
02:00:01
Devon Kopete
Oh, he apparently he knew too much.
02:00:01
ELDENMAN
Oh, I fucking knew it.
02:00:03
Booker D
a
02:00:04
ELDENMAN
I'm using that counterfeit titanium in his gut.
02:00:05
Devon Kopete
They try to try to get rid of him.
02:00:12
Devon Kopete
ah You know what, guys?
02:00:13
ELDENMAN
Well, I think that about wraps her up. We just hit the two hour mark, so I'm gonna call it. Of course, myself, Steve O'Teary, Devin Cope, back to you, very happy week. And we'll be back in a happy new year.
02:00:28
Booker D
Happy New Year.
02:00:30
Devon Kopete
Happy New Year!
02:00:31
ELDENMAN
And a good Father's Day.
02:00:33
slimeballsteve
Happy Father's Day, John!
02:00:33
ELDENMAN
Good night.
02:00:34
Booker D
Thanks.
02:00:34
Devon Kopete
Happy Father's Day, John!
02:00:34
ELDENMAN
Happy Father's Day, John. ah Have a good Father's Day and, you know, don't hit your kids.
02:00:40
Devon Kopete
I wanna have a fun and safe Juneteenth, too.
02:00:44
ELDENMAN
Don't punch your kids.