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Introduction and Warhammer 40,000 Discussion
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Brother Devon
Hello, you are listening to the all new anti-famboy podcast for the weekend month of date of September 23rd, 2024. That's the boner alarm, everyone, because I made a little bit of a mistake because I forgot how the numbers worked.
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OZ CUMM
And it was me. I had a boner.
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Brother Devon
Yep.
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OZ CUMM
Whenever Devin makes a mistake, I get a boner.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, it's kind of a weird cake. But anyway, oh, everyone, I hope you're ready. I hope you're excited. We got a lot of fun things to talk about chief among them.
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Phantom Libtard
Anyway.
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Brother Devon
Anyway, ah my name's...
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OZ CUMM
Anyway. Anyway.
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Brother Devon
My name's David Gobek. With me is one Chris Galanti.
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Phantom Libtard
Anyway.
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OZ CUMM
anyway
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Brother Devon
One Steve O'Teary.
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slimeballsteve
ANYWAY!
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Brother Devon
And one Jonathan Joboro Suarez.
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OZ CUMM
Oh no.
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Phantom Libtard
Anyway. That's actually how you sounded when you said it.
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Brother Devon
Probably. I don't... want You know what the fun thing is? is I just go... It's like a fugue state. And like I don't even acknowledge what I say.
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OZ CUMM
You black out, huh?
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Brother Devon
I don't even know what I was saying. Like, I don't remember saying any.
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OZ CUMM
It wasn't good.
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Phantom Libtard
Devon, hold on, house cleaning.
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Brother Devon
yeah
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Phantom Libtard
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, house house cleaning segment.
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OZ CUMM
I'm kidding. I kid, I kid.
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Phantom Libtard
Devon, did you beat Warhammer 40,000 finally?
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Brother Devon
Yes, I did. I did. And, and, and I beat all the co-op stuff.
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Phantom Libtard
Did you beat it before? Did you beat it before Steve?
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OZ CUMM
Did you get all 40,000 stars?
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Brother Devon
Maybe. Still working on that.
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OZ CUMM
damn it
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slimeballsteve
Great job.
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Phantom Libtard
Wait, did your did your space marine like die at all? in the game or did you did you so you died once you died once i thought space marines didn't die because they are two brains yeah what ah explain to me
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Brother Devon
Um, maybe once, maybe once I was playing a regular, honestly, I don't even think I actually, well,
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Brother Devon
well, I mean, I just technically, I don't think I hit, I don't think I hit, ah I don't think I hit on like a you died screen in the, in the, uh, traditional.
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OZ CUMM
Evan, do could you could you answer the question?
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OZ CUMM
Evan, answer the question. Can they die ah because they have two brains? Can they, will they be able to die?
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Brother Devon
Yeah, they can definitely die for sure.
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OZ CUMM
All right. I just wanted an answer.
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Brother Devon
For sure, that's a thing. You can die.
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, Chris, it's really sad when it happens in the lore books one when when a space marine dies.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, they got to take your gene seed. They got to take your...
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OZ CUMM
Ew!
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slimeballsteve
Ew, gene seed.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, it's as gross as it sounds.
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, once, but yeah, when when one space marine dies, then his squad sends him out on a boat, light it on fire, and then they lift their chains, chains, sword guns up and they fire three times into the air.
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OZ CUMM
Is this, John, is this before or after they jerk out all the gene seed?
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Phantom Libtard
rough Probably after probably after.
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OZ CUMM
Okay, it's good to know. I just had to clarify that.
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Phantom Libtard
Oh man.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, supporting. But I did.
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OZ CUMM
ah
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Brother Devon
I beat it. And and i and I did all the co-op stuff.
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slimeballsteve
So you did, oh, that's not sick. What was the highest level you got your co-op character to?
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Brother Devon
ah Probably like three. no Well, no, because the we talked about it last week, but the the grind is real.
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Phantom Libtard
Probably like 40,000.
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OZ CUMM
Oof.
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Brother Devon
And so each class each class levels up separately.
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, they didn't really do it yet.
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, that's pretty that seems pretty grindy, dude.
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slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, it's really grinding and it's like the matches are not nearly as easy to get into, as you would think to equate that level of grind.
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Phantom Libtard
like Poor design.
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slimeballsteve
They take a little time.
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Brother Devon
So like, yeah, I kind of.
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Phantom Libtard
do you want to do like do you Do you want to do all the classes, though, or no?
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Brother Devon
Well, I wanted to like try it out, um honestly.
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Phantom Libtard
Do you get married to a class? Because how many are there? There's like five or six.
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Brother Devon
There's a sole tactical bulwark ah heavy
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Phantom Libtard
right
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Phantom Libtard
What's the most fun one so far?
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Brother Devon
man the most I like bulwark I like tactical too though because you kind of get the most options my main so far I think is bulwark or heavy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that one yeah no it's it's the space marine with the shield and the the the weapon
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slimeballsteve
That's like a pain down.
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Phantom Libtard
Like, what's your main what what was your main?
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OZ CUMM
what a
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Phantom Libtard
What would your main be if you had a main?
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slimeballsteve
That's the one with the shield.
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Phantom Libtard
Bulworth, that's the movie with um the guy from the Fugees and Warm Beta, yeah.
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OZ CUMM
With Warren Beatty more than yeah, I like that movie quite a bit
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slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
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Phantom Libtard
It's a good movie.
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slimeballsteve
I wish the jet pack class was the jet pack from the single player mode, because it is toned down.
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Brother Devon
Well, it's weird. Well, it's because, yeah, it is for sure. But also it's like you not every level, like especially multiplayer, not every level is designed.
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slimeballsteve
to jump 5,000 feet in the sky.
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Brother Devon
Yeah. So it is very different, though, because when you can, it's like the traditional how you do it in the game and in even in the old game. ah But then sometimes you'll just jump and it feels like you're just six feet in the air and you're like,
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Brother Devon
the fuck. And then I don't it like throws me off and I don't love it. So I haven't really messed with that as much as like probably normally would have.
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OZ CUMM
So Devin, what do you, what do you think of the game? What's your, what's your overall?
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Brother Devon
Oh, I love it, dude.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's a Mary.
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Brother Devon
It's a Mary, dude.
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OZ CUMM
Ultra Mary.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, ah for me, like, yeah.
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OZ CUMM
Ultra Mary.
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Phantom Libtard
Play game of the year. Game of the year, you think?
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Brother Devon
ah No, no, it's not.
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Phantom Libtard
It's still Final Fantasy. That's still Final Fantasy.
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Brother Devon
I think so. Yeah. um But like it's definitely on my shortlist. It's better than I thought, honestly, which is kind of the best case scenario, because I knew it wasn't going to be like a 10, right? It's like a borderline AAA. like I have some thoughts about this anyway. But like you know like I don't know how you would define this, because I don't think this is like AAA budget. They said it's like half the budget of Doom Eternal.
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Brother Devon
I think that got like, the one of the, the game director was talking about that. So like, it's not that. And I was like, I hope this is like, at least a seven. And it was and it's better than, you know,
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Brother Devon
And I'm not saying it has to be like a hard number or anything like that, but like it's better than I thought it was going to be. Uh, and like much better. And again, there's the grindy aspects that I don't love, but that stuff can be sorted out.
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Brother Devon
So like, Oh, I don't know.
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OZ CUMM
Have you even, uh, like how, how close are you to a platinum you think for this? Is that even going to be a thing?
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Brother Devon
I haven't, I haven't really looked it up to be honest.
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OZ CUMM
Hmm.
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Brother Devon
Um,
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but we all know you looked at Steve's trophies.
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Brother Devon
but Dude I was looking at actually it's funny. I did post this but I was looking at I was looking at Chris's and yours John
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OZ CUMM
For what?
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Phantom Libtard
For what?
PlayStation Trophies and Achievements
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Brother Devon
I just I just was creeping dude.
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Brother Devon
It was like a No,
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Phantom Libtard
About what?
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slimeballsteve
What are you doing?
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Phantom Libtard
like What games?
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Brother Devon
pull it up
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Phantom Libtard
I hope you looked at the only one that matters for me, Resident Evil 4.
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OZ CUMM
I hope you looked up the only one that matters for me and that's Elvin, right?
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Brother Devon
no actually, you know what one of the ones I pulled up was I
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah. And at that point, you know that we plot in those games, so it doesn't even matter.
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Brother Devon
So I was going to post this, but I have 1% more trophies in Resident Evil 2 than you.
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Phantom Libtard
like Why even look?
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Phantom Libtard
Why don't you post it, then?
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Brother Devon
I will. And then I am, you have 36% and I have 39% in Last of Us Part 2. And I was like, actually, I think Chris has me beating some weird shit that I was, yeah, I didn't like it.
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OZ CUMM
What?
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OZ CUMM
what Wait, last of us?
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, but.
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Brother Devon
I think, oh man, you know,
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Phantom Libtard
Those games, those games don't matter to me, though.
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OZ CUMM
I took a dump in Joel's mouth.
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Brother Devon
Mm-hmm. Let's cope but okay You you Oh,
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OZ CUMM
ah You could do that.
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Phantom Libtard
yeah yeah They really don't.
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OZ CUMM
I don't know if you guys did that.
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Phantom Libtard
I beat Resident Evil 2, I think once I never played it again after that, but I beat it.
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slimeballsteve
Chris found the super dead baby.
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Phantom Libtard
What about steve how like what are Steve's trophies in Resident Evil 2?
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Brother Devon
they're embarrassing No,
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, they're embarrassing.
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OZ CUMM
yeah
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Phantom Libtard
No, because Steve actually beat ah fucking. um Code mission, honk, I didn't beat that.
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slimeballsteve
No, I didn't, no, I didn't.
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Phantom Libtard
I thought you did.
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Brother Devon
you didn't
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slimeballsteve
No, I tried, I tried. and i got to the I got to the end zone and I got tackled right at the line, right when you get out of the Raccoon City line, dude.
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Brother Devon
not fraud
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Phantom Libtard
Did you beat it?
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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Phantom Libtard
Did you beat it?
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Phantom Libtard
OK, so it's like, yeah, you yeah, you got close, you got close, yeah.
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Brother Devon
Yeah, I remember it.
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OZ CUMM
you
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Brother Devon
I remember that footage. Yeah.
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OZ CUMM
Is this Resident Evil 2 talking about Resident Evil 2 right?
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
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OZ CUMM
Okay that I never I never think I tried the hunt
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know why he's talking about this game. I mean, I love i really loved enjoyed the game. I loved it, but it's like it's not a game that I went out of my way to platinum.
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slimeballsteve
a't yeah Do you just like watch like our failings is that what you do you go on PlayStation like it's even calm and just like ah Dude are we gonna have to like Justice League Tower of Babel like have a meeting?
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Brother Devon
Yeah, sure. Sure.
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Brother Devon
I do.
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Phantom Libtard
yeah I mean, he just he just sizes us up.
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Brother Devon
No, it is far, it is far and away my most toxic trait.
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Phantom Libtard
He just sizes us up.
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Brother Devon
Yeah.
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Brother Devon
I just.
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OZ CUMM
You're getting kicked out of the league, man.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, he's already out he's
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Brother Devon
exactly
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OZ CUMM
You fucking asshole. You're weird files on everybody.
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Brother Devon
Yeah. No, I saw Tim. I was looking at Tim's and it was like at last online over a year ago. And I was like, I was like, okay.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, last time I checked, Tim doesn't even have achievements in Silent Hill 2, so.
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Brother Devon
I know.
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Phantom Libtard
Tim um, he he hides all this stuff because you know, he knows Devon's gonna be fucking creep. and That's why He knows
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Brother Devon
Yeah, no, no, you know what actually what I do just to irritate myself I look at Steve's I'll look at Steve's Ragnarok and his spider-man 2 trophy count.
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Brother Devon
I'm like dude why?
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slimeballsteve
Dude, I actually pay Sony to get rid of some of those achievements.
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Brother Devon
Yes It's 1% 1% in spider-man 2 4% in Ragnarok.
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OZ CUMM
some of this yeah what was the thing i i'm curious now that i
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slimeballsteve
and That means I'm the 1% in Spider-Man 2.
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Brother Devon
I thought why'd you even buy this thing, bro? Wait, ah I gotta find a lot of these though
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Brother Devon
Oh, I was like talking to Jenny. I was like, this cannot stand.
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slimeballsteve
what ah What is his Guardians of the Galaxy score over yours?
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Brother Devon
Are you looking right now?
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OZ CUMM
beat i beat that i did i know that that much is true is it is it last of us part two
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Brother Devon
Do you see it?
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slimeballsteve
No, I'm not looking at nothing.
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Brother Devon
Oh, man.
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Brother Devon
Let's see.
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OZ CUMM
I only played that once.
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Brother Devon
It's hard. I can't like check on my phone. i might
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Phantom Libtard
last Last of us, the last was and last was part two are games that i could never I would never ever even attempt to try to platinum. Because you have to play through the you have to play through the game multiple times.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah.
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Brother Devon
ah yeah no no but That's the thing that's the thing right it's not about platinum right it's not it's just who has more I do this every few every few months
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OZ CUMM
Never. Never.
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OZ CUMM
I get it.
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slimeballsteve
i I love the idea that last week, Devin was like, I don't know if I'm gonna buy a PS5 Pro, guys. And then this week he's like, guys, I've been snooping through the PlayStation.
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Phantom Libtard
but say No, not even that. But like, no, but Steve. a Couple yeah a couple weeks ago. He's like I don't know if I'm gonna get more have her 40,000 space marine two on day one like why would I do that and now he's fucking Wait did she ever notice
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slimeballsteve
Devin, I remember when you didn't tell us you bought a PlayStation 4 Pro and we had to find out by going to your apartment,
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OZ CUMM
Ha ha ha ha!
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Brother Devon
You know what, I didn't tell my girlfriend at the time either.
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slimeballsteve
I was like, I was like, David, I think your PlayStation 4 has an extra layer. And they're like, yeah, yeah, I guess they do.
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Brother Devon
And I was like, does it? Yeah, dude, she noticed so quick.
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OZ CUMM
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Brother Devon
I was I was actually I was like legitimately impressed, actually.
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Phantom Libtard
Because I don't think Sam would notice if I if i got one or not.
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Brother Devon
Because she was just looking at it. She's like, because like we do we, you know, we did use it a lot for just like, you know, like as the Netflix and all that. And she was just like, Why does this look different?
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Brother Devon
I was like, what do you what do you mean?
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Phantom Libtard
What are you talking about? It looks the same.
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Brother Devon
What do you mean, bitch?
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slimeballsteve
who
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Phantom Libtard
Yes.
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slimeballsteve
who Oh, dude, it it's just a reflection off the of the glass.
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Brother Devon
Bitch, what are you talking about?
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OZ CUMM
ah That's hilarious, Devin.
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slimeballsteve
You want to go to Papa John's?
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Brother Devon
Just try to distract her as much as I can. Oh, we can go to Papa John's if you want, please.
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slimeballsteve
They got that good bread.
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OZ CUMM
i don't
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Brother Devon
You got really good bread over there. No, they don't.
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OZ CUMM
i don't i'm like The games that we play together, Devin, like is that what you're looking at?
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Brother Devon
Come on.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, I get that good bread.
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OZ CUMM
like
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Brother Devon
No, dude, no, I just.
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OZ CUMM
No, not together. You know what I mean? Like we played the same game.
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Brother Devon
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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OZ CUMM
That's what you're looking at. Okay.
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Brother Devon
ah And I'm for sure just.
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OZ CUMM
You're not looking. Okay. I was confused.
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Brother Devon
I'm sizing myself up. I'm like, all right.
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OZ CUMM
You're not like.
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slimeballsteve
youre youre
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Brother Devon
All right.
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slimeballsteve
You're like, all right, am I in the zone of gaming ability?
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Brother Devon
Yeah, I just want to I just want to know, you know.
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OZ CUMM
I kind of curious what game I have the least amount of trophies in.
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Brother Devon
ah Oh, yeah.
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OZ CUMM
That would be ah interesting. I don't ever look at this stuff. So now you got me interested. in like what game I only have like 1% trophies in. I can't even imagine, like I play every game I buy.
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OZ CUMM
I can't, oh, you know what? Okay, there's one.
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slimeballsteve
What's that?
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OZ CUMM
There's that there was that one game. Oh, I don't even remember the name of it. That's not a good sign. It's the game where you're like constantly reliving the same day over.
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slimeballsteve
Deathproof, or did Deathproof or something i think like that?
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OZ CUMM
Dead proof. Is it dead proof?
00:12:48
slimeballsteve
Not Deathproof. Deathproof is the movie. It was like, um I know the game you're talking about.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah. Ah, what the fuck?
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slimeballsteve
It's the game made by the people who make Deathloop.
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OZ CUMM
Is it Deft Loop?
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slimeballsteve
Yes.
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Brother Devon
Mmm.
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OZ CUMM
um Yeah, didn't that game connect with me, didn't connect with me at all. Like I, the moment I picked it up, I was like, I don't like this and stop playing it.
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OZ CUMM
That that might be it that I can think of.
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slimeballsteve
I, you know what, I like, I was like, this is cool. And then when I tried to get into that game, like in second playthrough, I was just like, it's not connecting.
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OZ CUMM
Yeah, I just, I don't know what it was. Like, I guess, um What's the other game that company makes, the one with you, where you're like, fuck me?
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slimeballsteve
I'm trying to remember too. It's like the Assassin's Creed style, like steampunk.
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OZ CUMM
it's because i It's because I don't like these games, you know?
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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OZ CUMM
Like, I never did. um Devin, you talk about this all the time, this particular game that I can't remember the title of.
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slimeballsteve
the They're like the assassin guy.
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Phantom Libtard
what is it what't What is the game? like What happens in the game?
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OZ CUMM
you the You're an assassin, you're you're killed, you're brought back to life, you're your name Corvus, I think that's your name?
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Brother Devon
Corvo or something. Yeah Yeah,
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OZ CUMM
Corvo?
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slimeballsteve
My arcane studios.
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OZ CUMM
Un-un-un-something. Un-something?
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slimeballsteve
Dishonored.
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OZ CUMM
Dishonored.
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Brother Devon
yeah that was it No, not at all
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slimeballsteve
I had to look that up.
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OZ CUMM
Thank you.
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slimeballsteve
I had to look that up. I'm not going to lie.
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Phantom Libtard
I never played those yet. Are they supposed to? Are those souls likes? Everything is a souls like never.
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OZ CUMM
No.
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slimeballsteve
No, those are like stealthy Bioshocks.
00:14:08
Phantom Libtard
No, no, Chris, everything is so cophead is a souls likes a dishonored is a souls like.
00:14:13
slimeballsteve
Well dude, dishonored Dishonored was pre-Souls-like like fervor.
00:14:17
OZ CUMM
Yeah, well, that's true. If anything, that's like, no, death loops the road-like.
00:14:21
Phantom Libtard
Don't don't a lot of people love those games, though, like aren't those like super popular?
00:14:24
slimeballsteve
There are a lot of people who do love those games.
00:14:24
OZ CUMM
I dig you.
00:14:26
slimeballsteve
It's just, for some reason, they never clicked for, I think, many people in our crew.
00:14:26
Phantom Libtard
Like Dishonored 2.
00:14:30
OZ CUMM
Me, I never got it.
00:14:31
Phantom Libtard
Evan, did you play those games?
00:14:33
Brother Devon
Now I tried, I just don't like the first person stealth is like a huge turn off for me.
00:14:39
OZ CUMM
Yeah, me too.
00:14:40
Brother Devon
And that game is a lot of that. And I just go, I'm okay.
00:14:43
Phantom Libtard
What else is First Person Stealth? What other games count as
00:14:45
slimeballsteve
Thief.
00:14:46
OZ CUMM
Thief, thief is exception to the rule though.
00:14:48
Phantom Libtard
First Person
00:14:49
OZ CUMM
I think that is the one that did it really well because there's like light dynamics and shadows and stuff.
00:14:52
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:14:56
slimeballsteve
They're very like lenient with that. If it's like, if you're in the shadows in a corner,
00:14:58
Phantom Libtard
Stealth?
Cyberpunk Media Adaptations
00:15:00
slimeballsteve
they're like, all right, they don't hurt you.
00:15:00
Phantom Libtard
So do you got is Alien Isolation a First Person Stealth game?
00:15:03
Brother Devon
Yeah, i didn I bounced right off of that one.
00:15:03
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Oh, ah green. Yeah.
00:15:05
Brother Devon
yeah
00:15:05
OZ CUMM
Oh, nevermind. I do like that.
00:15:07
slimeballsteve
Well, that's the thing.
00:15:08
Phantom Libtard
Chris like oh never mind.
00:15:08
slimeballsteve
I think there's like a smattering.
00:15:09
Phantom Libtard
I do like I do like like games like that when they're good.
00:15:11
OZ CUMM
Yeah, but they're good.
00:15:13
slimeballsteve
Because like, I think you could I i think you could say Resident Evil seven and Resident Evil eight are like kind of in line to because like you do a lot of sneaking in those so.
00:15:14
Phantom Libtard
I do like good I do like games where they're good.
00:15:16
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's true.
00:15:16
Phantom Libtard
I do like good games
00:15:23
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's true. I keep thinking about how many times I got caught, though, you know, in those scenarios.
00:15:31
slimeballsteve
But like, think about it this way, a big selling point for eight was like you could play it in third person in their like gold remake.
00:15:39
OZ CUMM
They knew stealth.
00:15:40
slimeballsteve
They knew.
00:15:41
OZ CUMM
I mean stealth is always better in third person. I mean that's obvious, right?
00:15:45
slimeballsteve
Yeah, Metal Gear Solid.
00:15:45
OZ CUMM
Like in many games.
00:15:48
slimeballsteve
like
00:15:49
OZ CUMM
Yeah, siphon filter. Siphon is that a stealth game?
00:15:52
slimeballsteve
ah ah What is the one with Sam Fisher?
00:15:56
OZ CUMM
Oh, splitter cell.
00:15:56
Brother Devon
Splinter cell.
00:15:57
Phantom Libtard
Splinter so dude, that's gonna be a like an anime soon or something or an animated series I think leave Shriver leave Shriver's the voice of Sam Fisher, I think Samuel Jackson Maybe that's why he sounds too fat
00:15:58
slimeballsteve
Wonder Spell.
00:16:02
slimeballsteve
That'd be kind of sick.
00:16:03
OZ CUMM
Split her cell.
00:16:06
slimeballsteve
Wait, they're not gonna get, what's his face? The actual voice of Sam Fisher?
00:16:10
Brother Devon
Nah, dog. He said no.
00:16:11
slimeballsteve
Is he dead?
00:16:12
Brother Devon
Michael Ironside? No.
00:16:14
slimeballsteve
No, Michael Ironside.
00:16:14
OZ CUMM
Samuel, yeah, it's Samuel, right? It's Michael Ironside?
00:16:17
slimeballsteve
Michael Ironside.
00:16:17
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:16:18
OZ CUMM
No shit, he's really fat right now, I don't...
00:16:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Well, that's the thing about animated cartoon. Yeah, yeah, he's whose bees are all bubbly and butter me.
00:16:25
OZ CUMM
He's still... Didn't you see him in Nobody? He does, he has the bee thing now.
00:16:31
slimeballsteve
It's got the beef.
00:16:33
OZ CUMM
ah He's got the bee, he pronounces bees like meh, you know? Like that's the fat guy bee.
00:16:37
slimeballsteve
But. Oh, no, is that a bubble jar?
00:16:41
OZ CUMM
Imagine Sam Fisher being like, I can't believe he's in the shadows.
00:16:45
slimeballsteve
but I really do love the purple red I publish eyes.
00:16:46
OZ CUMM
That doesn't sound right.
00:16:52
OZ CUMM
Well, hey, listen, I get it. You got to put the younger guy in there as Sam Fisher.
00:16:58
slimeballsteve
Yeah, leave Shriver.
00:16:58
Brother Devon
Yeah Okay, wait, ah so so I found it right so chris has he has 43 to my 42 in the hell divers too Yeah, which uh
00:17:01
OZ CUMM
Oh,
00:17:08
OZ CUMM
so good.
00:17:11
OZ CUMM
I think I played that more than you anyway.
00:17:13
Phantom Libtard
I checked Resident Evil 4 now for for you, you versus me in Resident Evil 4. Just check it.
00:17:16
Brother Devon
No, I know.
00:17:16
slimeballsteve
He just updated, he just updated his achievements.
00:17:17
Brother Devon
i know
00:17:20
Phantom Libtard
Okay, okay. Check. I don't even know what else I have.
00:17:23
OZ CUMM
it's This is interesting.
00:17:23
Phantom Libtard
Platinum. What else do I have platinum, Devin?
00:17:24
Brother Devon
ah So Chris, said wait i'm on dude I'm like on the PS share app.
00:17:25
Phantom Libtard
Check.
00:17:27
slimeballsteve
How do you check the achievements on the website?
00:17:29
Brother Devon
Dude, I'm on the PS share app on my phone right now.
00:17:30
OZ CUMM
you He's on his phone.
00:17:32
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:17:32
slimeballsteve
Oh, you have to do it on the app.
00:17:34
Brother Devon
I guess this is the quickest way I found ah Chris kicking my ass and twisted metal to 68% my 15.
00:17:39
OZ CUMM
so
00:17:39
Phantom Libtard
Yo, get wrecked!
00:17:41
OZ CUMM
i fuck
00:17:41
Phantom Libtard
Get rekt!
00:17:42
OZ CUMM
You don't know what real gaming is motherfucker Oh,
00:17:46
Brother Devon
ah Now this one's offensive although this is a this is definitely a fat L ah On my own part. I still have yet to beat bolt gun, but Chris has 18% to my 10% and But Chris Chris 34% blood-borne to my 70% of blood-borne So
00:17:58
slimeballsteve
Bro.
00:17:59
OZ CUMM
I love that game. All right, what oh yeah What what
00:18:08
Phantom Libtard
Yo get rekt. Oh no, how is that even possible?
00:18:13
Brother Devon
Because I bought Bloodborne for my brother and I let him beat the shit out of me.
00:18:14
slimeballsteve
Oh, bro.
00:18:16
Phantom Libtard
Oh my God.
00:18:19
Brother Devon
yeah
00:18:20
OZ CUMM
Man, I didn't have that Whoa, I thought you beat the shit out of that game Oh
00:18:22
Brother Devon
Hey, hey, I can't.
00:18:25
Brother Devon
Yeah, hey, hey, I came up, I was up front with that.
00:18:27
Phantom Libtard
Wow, pay to win, pay to win.
00:18:29
Brother Devon
Yeah, Chris has 43% to my 41% in Resident Evil 2. Yeah, that one, that one threw me. I was like, are you? So you you, so Chris, no, Chris beat the shit out of, uh, yeah.
00:18:40
slimeballsteve
You beat the shit out of three.
00:18:43
Phantom Libtard
Yeah me me and Devin Platinum three like in like one night together. It was actually pretty fun doing that The good old pandemic days
00:18:48
Brother Devon
So, uh, Chris, Chris has a hundred percent on the, another survivor DLC.
00:18:54
OZ CUMM
On the what?
00:18:55
Brother Devon
Uh, another survivor DLC.
00:18:57
OZ CUMM
What the fuck is that?
00:18:58
Brother Devon
I don't know. It says chasing Jill bronze. I don't have it. And that's what Ned, that's what got you ahead of me in that.
00:19:06
OZ CUMM
Is that Resident Evil 2?
00:19:06
slimeballsteve
That was the DLC for Resident Evil 2.
00:19:07
Brother Devon
That's resume to remake.
00:19:08
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that was the DLCs they put out where you got to play as the survivors who died in Resident Evil 2.
00:19:08
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:19:13
OZ CUMM
Oh, interesting. I only remember doing that.
00:19:17
slimeballsteve
Yeah, me neither.
00:19:17
Brother Devon
yeah
00:19:18
slimeballsteve
Honestly, me neither.
00:19:18
OZ CUMM
Take that, Devin!
00:19:21
Brother Devon
Now I was looking that I was like are you fucking kidding me so I said ah and I think that might be it Wait I can look your shit up Steve look your shit up and be toxic
00:19:25
OZ CUMM
Wow.
00:19:29
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm downloading the damn PlayStation app on my phone so I could look at things that I don't even care about.
00:19:35
OZ CUMM
it's Yeah, this...
00:19:38
slimeballsteve
Look, let's face it though, every time I've like one upped you in like one thing by like one point, you've gone like Super Saiyan Blue mode just to like make sure you platinum the game.
00:19:44
Phantom Libtard
No, like no, this is yeah. It used to be it used to be a fun. It used to be a fun competition between you two with the Xbox achievements.
00:19:54
Brother Devon
yeah
00:19:55
Phantom Libtard
Then like PlayStation trophies doesn't have the same ring to it, to be honest.
00:19:55
Brother Devon
ah
00:19:58
Brother Devon
Yeah Steve and I
Impressions of The Penguin and Other Series
00:20:00
Brother Devon
we both have 4% in Super Star Wars. I bet you got two leagues Of
00:20:05
Phantom Libtard
Wait, wait, who has who has higher Resident Evil four between the two of you?
00:20:09
Brother Devon
me 31% to 46% Well, that sounds really really like excuse Phil, but okay, I still
00:20:10
slimeballsteve
Keep in mind, I did a lot of my Resident Evil 4-ing on PC.
00:20:13
Phantom Libtard
Oh, true, true, true.
00:20:16
Phantom Libtard
Well, we can check it on Steam, too.
00:20:16
slimeballsteve
I did my second run on PlayStation.
00:20:21
slimeballsteve
Check my cyberpunk. They might have wiped those, actually, since I did return it.
00:20:25
Phantom Libtard
Oh, check my cyberpunk.
00:20:27
OZ CUMM
I'm gonna check my cyberpunk right now.
00:20:29
slimeballsteve
I'm gonna check my cyberpunk right now.
00:20:30
Brother Devon
Uh, yeah, 37.
00:20:30
OZ CUMM
This is fun. This is entertaining podcast material. Everybody looking at the phone.
00:20:36
Brother Devon
So Residentville village, 37% to my 51%.
00:20:38
OZ CUMM
That's great.
00:20:39
Phantom Libtard
That game doesn't even count as a game, to be honest. Not even a good game.
00:20:44
Brother Devon
Marvel's Avengers. That's 92%.
00:20:45
Phantom Libtard
Carrot.
00:20:47
Brother Devon
Dude, super fan over here.
00:20:47
Phantom Libtard
Carried.
00:20:49
slimeballsteve
Hey, you were playing with me, bud.
00:20:50
Brother Devon
I know but I'm 77. I'm a C maybe.
00:20:53
slimeballsteve
Wow.
00:20:55
Brother Devon
Uh,
00:20:56
slimeballsteve
Good on my level.
00:20:57
Brother Devon
Oh, oh, I beat you.
00:20:58
OZ CUMM
Give him a little.
00:20:59
Brother Devon
Uh, control ultimate edition. Steve has 83%. I have 84%.
00:21:04
slimeballsteve
Damn it!
00:21:06
Brother Devon
Fucking America.
00:21:06
slimeballsteve
I liked that game.
00:21:09
Brother Devon
Yeah. Steve is 25% on Godfall to my 1%.
00:21:13
slimeballsteve
God damn it, not Godfall.
00:21:14
OZ CUMM
What's Godfall?
00:21:16
slimeballsteve
That was the PlayStation 5 launch game.
00:21:18
Brother Devon
Probably one of the most forgettable games of all time. Uh, no, no, no, it was not free.
00:21:22
OZ CUMM
Oh, did I even buy that? Was that free?
00:21:28
Brother Devon
I don't know why I got it.
00:21:29
OZ CUMM
yeah
00:21:32
Brother Devon
I was convinced. I let Steve talk me into it.
00:21:34
slimeballsteve
You bought Plucky Squire?
00:21:36
Brother Devon
No, it's ah it's free on PS Plus, which actually that's a nice little segue.
00:21:38
slimeballsteve
Oh, okay.
00:21:40
Phantom Libtard
a
00:21:42
Brother Devon
I've been playing plucky Squire. That game's fun as shit, dude. It's really fun.
00:21:46
OZ CUMM
Yeah Plucky squire is that for is that on PlayStation?
00:21:49
Brother Devon
Yeah, so it's. Yeah, so if you have PS Plus, it's free.
00:21:55
Phantom Libtard
Trust me, I have it because they charged me $200 for the year without even fucking telling me.
00:22:00
slimeballsteve
Oh, they did the secret sneaky.
00:22:01
Phantom Libtard
So I do have PlayStation Plus.
00:22:02
Brother Devon
Yeah, there you John. has So hey, hey, we can all get it.
00:22:03
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:22:06
Brother Devon
Maybe Steve can. I don't know, but. Plucky Plucky Squire is so it's a 2D kind of a Zelda like, right? But the whole.
00:22:17
Brother Devon
Plot of the of the game is you're in a storybook and like visually. You know you're in the book, you can see the outline of the desk and you know you're just.
00:22:29
Brother Devon
kind of playing a role. You are the plucky squire. You're the titular hero. You're the best at everything. You have two sidekicks that kind of don't do much. And then there's a wizard called hum grump. Then hum grump realizes that he's in a storybook. And he's like, this sucks. I don't like this. I'm always destined to lose and you're always destined to win. This has to change. So he uses magic and he can kick you out of the storybook.
00:22:56
Brother Devon
So in gameplay, that means you go from a kind of like original Zelda kind of 2D to then it becomes a 3D game where you pop out of the book and you can kind of pop out of the book almost at will. And then you walk around the desk and then you can go and do really dope shit. And then there's puzzles involved in it and and things like that. And It's just really fun.
00:23:20
Brother Devon
It's just like a really kind of good vibes, good time game. It's probably a little too easy if like difficulty was like really something you were looking for, which I honestly don't think you should be looking for that in a game like this.
00:23:34
Brother Devon
But, you know, it's kind of odd because this is a game targeted towards like people thirties and above, you know, but then the game plays like as, you know, a fucking child can beat this game.
00:23:41
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:23:47
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I heard the um a lot of the complaints seem to stem from it being a little bit too tutorializing.
00:23:53
Brother Devon
I mean, it's not it's like this, right? It's like, so there's ah this wizard moonbeard and moonbeard. He has these little moonbeards that well you can talk to and they give you hints.
00:24:04
slimeballsteve
Mhm.
00:24:04
Brother Devon
But the hints are like they tell you how to do it. Like he's like, ah like you go in here and you can.
00:24:10
Phantom Libtard
ah it's like It's like God of War Ragnarok is what you're saying.
00:24:13
Brother Devon
It's sort of, but probably worse, um even though, again, it's like, I don't know, this game is kind of difficulty wise for children, but like, so it'd be like, oh, there's this puzzle where you got to jump into kind of the book or the pages and walk around the side of the building and get the flag. And it's pretty obvious if you've ever played a video game, right? But if you talk to the Moonbeard bot, he's like, oh, you know, you should probably jump into the puzzle and go around inside.
00:24:40
Brother Devon
And you're like, OK. And it's like I want to talk to him because I'm like a no stone unturned type of player. Like I see him. I'm going to talk to him anyway because I don't know. I just that's how I play video games. ah So like even though the puzzle isn't exactly difficult, he just more or less tells you exactly what you need to do. So it's like kind of annoying in that way. But it's not. I haven't ever come close to dying.
00:25:08
Brother Devon
Uh, and then there's like accessibility modes where you can just plop on invincibility mode anyway. So it's like literally out of the box. So I, I don't know. Uh, I don't quite like buy it as a real, like a serious critique, but in terms of just like a plot, you know, it's just really fun.
00:25:30
Brother Devon
I like the meta context. I like that.
00:25:32
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:25:32
Brother Devon
You're gonna pop in and out and it works. It's pretty smooth either way.
00:25:36
Phantom Libtard
Dang.
00:25:37
Brother Devon
It's not like, oh, the third person.
00:25:37
slimeballsteve
It looks super fun.
00:25:39
Brother Devon
Yeah, the 3D elements are kind of shit compared to the 2D elements. And it just visually, it's awesome.
00:25:43
OZ CUMM
ah Devin, I gotta interrupt you and this is kind of a side here, but you never beat Grand Theft Auto 5?
00:25:51
Brother Devon
No, I did. Oh, I did. What are you talking about?
00:25:53
slimeballsteve
He probably beat it.
00:25:53
OZ CUMM
Why is it only 6?
00:25:54
slimeballsteve
He he probably beat it on the PlayStation three or Xbox 360.
00:25:58
OZ CUMM
Oh, okay. All right.
00:25:59
Brother Devon
Maybe.
00:26:00
OZ CUMM
Cause it only says 6%.
00:26:00
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:26:02
Phantom Libtard
Wow.
00:26:03
Brother Devon
Well, uh, we don't need a dog, but you know, yeah, it I think My toxicity has come to roost um Yeah, you know, this is yeah Yo
00:26:07
Phantom Libtard
6%. Devon, did you even play that game?
00:26:16
OZ CUMM
I have a list of games that I can go over. I just wanna be like, what's going on?
00:26:20
Phantom Libtard
Let me look. Let me look at PlayStation app too.
00:26:23
OZ CUMM
Damn it, what's going on with Bugsnax?
00:26:25
slimeballsteve
Yeah, what is that about, Devin?
00:26:27
Brother Devon
bucks that fucking pisses me off actually
00:26:29
OZ CUMM
5%?
00:26:30
Brother Devon
I have a real story about Bugsnax because I got to a point where literally the game glitched and I could not proceed.
00:26:31
OZ CUMM
Bugsnax?
00:26:33
slimeballsteve
Tell me about your bug snacks.
00:26:38
slimeballsteve
and
00:26:38
Brother Devon
And I felt like I was pretty close to the
00:26:38
Phantom Libtard
Sounds like sounds like cope.
Movie and TV Show Critiques
00:26:40
Brother Devon
end.
00:26:40
Phantom Libtard
Sounds like cope to me and I don't know about you guys. Sounds like a lot of code.
00:26:43
slimeballsteve
I get that.
00:26:43
slimeballsteve
i Dude, i was that I was there with Fallout 3. I got stuck in a boat.
00:26:47
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:26:47
OZ CUMM
Got stuck in a boat.
00:26:48
Brother Devon
And like this is like all like Bugsnax had been out and I was like, well, I don't know.
00:26:49
OZ CUMM
Devin.
00:26:54
Brother Devon
I just was like, I literally like I went on YouTube and found what I needed to do. And I'm like, I'm here and it's not here. Fuck it. And then I literally YouTube the ending because I was that close.
00:27:05
OZ CUMM
Devin, how dare you start Odd World, Soulstorm, and not finish?
00:27:08
Brother Devon
No, I think I deserve credit for that. again Yeah, I was like ah this ain't for me.
00:27:12
OZ CUMM
Three percent.
00:27:16
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I gotta say Devin, like looking at your trophies, like you really do get your full value for a lot of games.
00:27:17
Phantom Libtard
oh Man I'm gonna turn on PlayStation No, remember he went he went to the anime he went to the anime convention at the water park remember He didn't play with us.
00:27:23
OZ CUMM
Wow, Borderlands 3, 0%. You didn't play that at all? You didn't play that at all?
00:27:28
slimeballsteve
No, he skipped that weekend.
00:27:33
slimeballsteve
Yeah, dude, he taught us a lesson. He said, you know what?
00:27:35
Phantom Libtard
He didn't play with us And I watched that fucking stream that was so fucking funny
00:27:35
slimeballsteve
I'm never touching this game.
00:27:42
Brother Devon
I refuse.
00:27:43
Phantom Libtard
I miss it. The trophies.
00:27:45
OZ CUMM
Devin Copac, Secret of Mana, 4%.
00:27:47
Brother Devon
Chris.
00:27:48
OZ CUMM
I don't really care about that.
00:27:49
slimeballsteve
All right, we all have to find segues into the actual things to talk about via fighting trophies for things.
00:27:49
Phantom Libtard
How do I check?
00:27:53
Phantom Libtard
Wait, did you check? Did you check cyberpunk, Chris? How many was your?
00:27:56
OZ CUMM
six percent
00:27:58
Phantom Libtard
That's it.
00:27:58
OZ CUMM
6%. Yeah.
00:27:59
Brother Devon
For me or for Chris?
00:28:00
slimeballsteve
You know what, there's two cyber punks on there.
00:28:01
OZ CUMM
For you, Devin, I'm looking at you.
00:28:02
Phantom Libtard
No, what about you?
00:28:02
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:28:03
Phantom Libtard
What about you, Chris?
00:28:04
OZ CUMM
Oh, for me? Let me see.
00:28:05
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I'm curious.
00:28:07
OZ CUMM
Let's take a look. Because that's, I do remember being that twice.
00:28:09
Phantom Libtard
plus Speaking of cyber paws They announced that a teaser for an announcement they're gonna make Netflix is doing another animated series I don't know if it's gonna be anime or not um ah That's it
00:28:13
slimeballsteve
Ah, great segue.
00:28:24
Brother Devon
It better be, dude.
00:28:24
slimeballsteve
It should be, they should just do ah ah ah another series, not edge runners, but a different thing.
00:28:26
Brother Devon
You know, what yeah I'm almost convinced. i Yeah, I'm almost convinced it is because they announced that in a block of other anime.
00:28:33
OZ CUMM
12% I I beat the game twice Fucking Johnny Silverhand in my brain taking away my achievements man God damn it
00:28:39
Phantom Libtard
but's mine Let me see what mine is on Steam. Hold on.
00:28:41
slimeballsteve
Maybe it was Bogdan and she didn't get the achievements she should have.
00:28:48
slimeballsteve
I play the guitar and I'm a cyberpunk.
00:28:50
Phantom Libtard
Chris, maybe maybe it was a fever dream. You actually didn't actually like really play the game.
00:28:58
slimeballsteve
because you live in a Groundhog's Day loop where you have to constantly play cyberpunk.
00:29:04
OZ CUMM
i'm proud of about I'm proud about my 72% Mad Max though.
00:29:04
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, because what? um
00:29:08
OZ CUMM
I'm proud about that.
00:29:09
slimeballsteve
That was a fun game.
00:29:10
Phantom Libtard
but um What are they gonna do?
00:29:10
OZ CUMM
This is a fun game.
00:29:11
Brother Devon
See, it is fun to do this.
00:29:13
OZ CUMM
It is kind of fun. You're right.
00:29:14
Phantom Libtard
So you guys want you guys want another anime?
00:29:14
OZ CUMM
You're never wrong.
00:29:18
slimeballsteve
Yes.
00:29:19
Phantom Libtard
I was hoping like, if they were really fucking big budget, it was gonna be like, just like fucking CGI movie. Like they like that Phantom Liberty trailer with Idris Elba, like shit like that.
00:29:30
OZ CUMM
Oh, i you know, I like the shit.
00:29:30
Brother Devon
Oh yeah.
00:29:32
Phantom Libtard
That's too much money. that's too much money
00:29:34
OZ CUMM
Keep the series. I like the the continuing story.
00:29:37
slimeballsteve
Could they do like, they do like the, the, the road.
00:29:37
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I like they could do so much they could do any anything in there.
00:29:38
OZ CUMM
You see, would I like the Nomads?
00:29:41
Phantom Libtard
I think they say any story The
00:29:44
slimeballsteve
what What was the road warrior like group called again? I forget that class name, the nomads.
00:29:48
Phantom Libtard
nomads I'll be sick anything dude like anything would be sick like anything There's a lot
00:29:49
slimeballsteve
What if they did like a nomad, like.
00:29:55
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I like um what I liked about that first anime. So you saw like 10 years of that kid's life. How long was it? The time jump?
00:30:04
slimeballsteve
it was It was a pretty sizable jump.
00:30:06
OZ CUMM
It was big, like you see his, and like a really long stretch of time of his life.
00:30:11
Phantom Libtard
But do you do you think do you think they'll do another like Merck story like that or do do you think they'll do something different?
00:30:16
OZ CUMM
They gotta do, I would imagine they do something a little different.
00:30:18
Phantom Libtard
Something different, right? Like a different different angle of of Night City.
00:30:19
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:30:22
OZ CUMM
Maybe a Corpo or, or a nomad story.
00:30:23
slimeballsteve
Yeah, just tails tales from Hecad and the city.
00:30:26
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, because that's yeah, that's a street as a street kid Merck story that David.
00:30:28
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:30:31
OZ CUMM
I wouldn't mind a Corpo story. I think it'd be kind of cool.
00:30:33
Phantom Libtard
I mean, as an ex-corpo myself, ex-corpo rat myself, I would like i I mean, to be honest, I would like to see like fucking black wall like net running shit like that would be fucking cool if it was animated like that would be sick.
00:30:45
OZ CUMM
Yes, yes.
00:30:48
Phantom Libtard
Right.
00:30:48
OZ CUMM
I want to see beyond the black wall, maybe to like the the weird AIs that are.
00:30:52
Phantom Libtard
ah Chris, we would all die if we saw that.
00:30:54
OZ CUMM
Well, I mean, that's the point of a series, right, to go push the envelope, really see some crazy shit.
00:30:55
Phantom Libtard
I just hope that that's what they said.
00:30:55
Brother Devon
my my
00:31:01
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I mean, yeah, like because like the like seeing I'm seeing Lucy and and what's her name do the net running stuff. and it was like very much just like how the game is which is pretty cool like they're like they're like selecting windows and shit like that pop up in front of their faces like that was pretty cool but I like to see like deep shit yeah that taking down the uh the internet right right and they yeah they
00:31:13
OZ CUMM
Oh, fuck you.
00:31:18
OZ CUMM
The other thing they, they could adapt stories that are already in there like Bart Moss and his like taking down the internet.
00:31:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I like them talking during it too.
00:31:20
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:31:28
OZ CUMM
That would, ah that would be a great story to tell, you know, like that's something that's only in like the, the core books or, or any.
00:31:38
Phantom Libtard
man Yeah, there's there's a lot they could do Which I'm glad yeah, I'm glad they're because I honestly um I don't think the next game is gonna come out for like 10 years So like they have a lot of time to keep to keep people people ah like engaged with the series Because it seems like CD Projekt Red dumped a lot of money and resources into just creating the brand of cyberpunk.
00:31:40
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah. I feel like you got some material.
00:31:47
slimeballsteve
No.
00:32:01
Phantom Libtard
So They should keep it going so it doesn't like die out and then they don't make the next game, you know, cuz that would suck
00:32:06
OZ CUMM
Well, the thing is.
00:32:06
slimeballsteve
I think I think that paid off for them, at least like the cyberpunk like game brand kind of took a big tank at at launch, but
00:32:10
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, i could they could've really... Yeah, they could've... The anime really fucking carried them, like, save their asses.
00:32:17
slimeballsteve
Dude, Netflix, I don't know what it is, but Netflix and and CD Projekt Red have kind of like a life raft like situation with one another.
00:32:23
OZ CUMM
Hmm. Interesting. Yeah. There's some synergistic marketing going on.
00:32:27
Phantom Libtard
Oh, because Witcher, Witcher and...
00:32:29
slimeballsteve
um I'm not saying Witcher was like a dead brand, I'm just saying like Witcher like inflated that game just like years later.
00:32:35
Brother Devon
It gave it like another like couple of years, you know, and already have like a pretty long run.
00:32:37
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it had like another Renaissance.
00:32:42
Brother Devon
And then it just got like another boost.
00:32:44
OZ CUMM
I think it's just the fact that they're doing business with Netflix. I guess they're like, there's a, there's a matter of like expanding your brand.
00:32:48
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:32:51
OZ CUMM
And they know that I would hope as, ah as a company and realizing the IPs that they have, especially for me, cyberpunk is so fertile for storytelling, you know, like so many good stories and so many good stories that could be created and animates just God, this is the perfect medium, the perfect medium.
00:33:01
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:33:10
Phantom Libtard
and And what's really sad, what's really sad is like, and this, you know, I hate bringing this shit up again, but like, that's kind of what I hoped like would happen with Destiny when Sony took the brand, like took Bungie over.
00:33:11
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:33:24
Phantom Libtard
Like I thought we were gonna get cool, like lore stuff, like stories being told in different mediums from Destiny. And and now look now look at them, it's fucking dead, they're dead, they're dead.
00:33:35
OZ CUMM
I'll be honest with you John. I feel like if Halo was good that would have happened. You would have had a destiny show Easily Yeah, well What the game or the TV show oh a
00:33:40
Phantom Libtard
Oh yeah.
00:33:41
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:33:41
Brother Devon
God man, could you imagine if halo was good?
00:33:42
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:33:46
Brother Devon
Wouldn't that have been fucking nice?
00:33:47
Phantom Libtard
Yeah well.
00:33:50
Brother Devon
they Oh man, uh Yeah, speaking of a good TV show though, I uh, I watch some stuff
00:33:51
slimeballsteve
Oh ho ho!
00:33:53
Phantom Libtard
They're zinc.
00:34:04
Brother Devon
and Got some I did some work dude.
00:34:04
OZ CUMM
Oh, me too.
00:34:05
slimeballsteve
You watching stuff?
00:34:06
OZ CUMM
Me too, Diamond.
00:34:06
Brother Devon
I did some work man Well, I watched a movie called deliverance not not not not the classic not the classic deliverance the Netflix Dude dude the point where you think it is that bag Joe scene Oh
00:34:06
slimeballsteve
What are you watching? What's on the what's on the TV?
00:34:08
OZ CUMM
Yeah, what'd you watch?
00:34:12
OZ CUMM
What? The first time?
00:34:13
slimeballsteve
Classic.
00:34:14
Phantom Libtard
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH Yeah, how long how long did it take for you to nut, Devin, when you watched the original?
00:34:17
OZ CUMM
Oh.
00:34:26
OZ CUMM
but The point we're all thinking about.
00:34:27
Phantom Libtard
Oh name of all damn! damn!
00:34:29
OZ CUMM
who
00:34:31
Phantom Libtard
Hell yeah!
00:34:31
Brother Devon
Yeah, no, actually, I guess technically it's called the the deliverance.
00:34:33
Phantom Libtard
Hell yeah, brother!
00:34:36
OZ CUMM
Ah.
00:34:36
Brother Devon
So it's a Netflix.
00:34:37
Phantom Libtard
Oh, that's the demonic fucking demon movie, right?
00:34:39
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. um Yeah. And ah it is kind of I I don't know how I feel about it, man. ah So Glenn Close is in it.
00:34:51
Phantom Libtard
Who was in it? it's not Somebody famous was in it. Who was in it? Clank close. That's who I saw on the memes.
00:34:55
OZ CUMM
Oh fuck.
00:34:55
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:34:56
OZ CUMM
That's the, oh shit.
00:34:57
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:34:57
OZ CUMM
I read a whole thing about that Devin. I didn't see it, but I read something about it.
00:34:59
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
00:35:00
Brother Devon
OK, so yeah, so basically it is kind of like your traditional like family moves into a house and demons attack the kids. But what's interesting and is far and away the best part of the movie is the the mother Ebony Jackson, played by Andrew Day, who I'm not super familiar with.
00:35:21
Brother Devon
But she plays like a real person because when you think about these movies, right, they're always like mother of the year. Right. It's always just like a really stressed out sad white mom with an understanding husband. Ebony Jackson is like his stereotypical like Philly mom from the hood, like has a drinking problem. Beats her kids.
00:35:50
Brother Devon
Blames her blames everything on everything else. Meanwhile, this shit is happening but she's so much more of a fleshed out character than just like Upset mom, you know who then hires an exorcist that stuff is there but she is honestly really Interesting to watch and she's like she's she's a very imperfect character Which honestly is like the biggest standout in this whole movie
00:36:03
Phantom Libtard
right
00:36:10
OZ CUMM
i bet I've been, I read something Lee Daniels is the guy who directed it. He said that there is ah like a Glenn, a Glenn closest character in every hood. Like there is the old white lady.
00:36:30
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:36:31
OZ CUMM
that has like kids and she's in there, like she's the only white person there sometimes.
00:36:37
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:36:38
OZ CUMM
But like he says that is a thing that is like almost a stereotype.
00:36:43
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:36:44
OZ CUMM
And he was trying to like, it kind of exposed but the audience to that. Like if they didn't know that was a thing, which is cool.
00:36:50
Brother Devon
Mm. Yeah. And she's she's good in it. I mean, you know, it's Glenn Close. She's like just always really solid in shit. But like, man, the end of this movie just I don't want to say it falls off a cliff, but it just kind of makes some odd decisions.
00:37:00
OZ CUMM
Thanks.
00:37:05
Brother Devon
And you're like, all right, like, what do we is this like a ah Christian?
00:37:06
OZ CUMM
Hmm.
00:37:10
Brother Devon
It like almost feels like it turns into a Christian movie. And then it like I'm like, oh so she like hates herself because she drinking problem and all this stuff So it's like I'd say I'd give it a kill. I give it a really soft kill Because like I really would recommend just watching here I mean, it's not like you get to that point you get to that point but like she entered days really good She plays like a kind of a three-dimensional character like she's unlikable, but you kind of get it but I
00:37:43
Brother Devon
you know, then she'll say really racist shit. And you're like, Oh, God, Jesus, I want to like you, but you're so awful.
00:37:49
OZ CUMM
Hmm.
00:37:50
Brother Devon
So I don't know.
00:37:51
OZ CUMM
Apparently, you know, Lee Daniels was like, there's some shit in this script that you'll never hear, never heard Glenn Close say. And that was like, I'm like, Oh, interesting.
00:37:59
Brother Devon
Oh, for sure. Yeah, I mean, she. Yeah, yeah. I mean, she plays because like she plays her mother, like her actual mother in the movie. And so she she definitely has the ghettos there for sure.
00:38:12
OZ CUMM
Hmm.
00:38:15
Brother Devon
They're a Philly family, which is.
00:38:17
OZ CUMM
Can I ask you a question, David? This is kind of a.
00:38:18
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:38:20
OZ CUMM
Interesting. If it wasn't about an exorcism and it was just about like a Philly family trying, like struggling to survive, do you think it would have been a better movie?
00:38:30
Brother Devon
I don't know because like that character you've seen already, right? You've seen like that kind of mother that kind of like. I don't say tortured, but you you see that kind of those types of complex characters, so it's fun to see them in a horror element. But the movie doesn't do as much. I mean, I think it probably just. If they found a different hook or just. I don't know, there's a.
00:39:00
Brother Devon
so Okay, so there's a scene right where there's always a scene in these types of movies, right where somebody has been following them. And she confronts us for she's hey, stop following me. She's like, there's a demon in your house. And she's like, what? And then you have the scene where they like she like meets up with like the the religious person and they're drinking coffee or, you know, theyre they're in some, you know, coffee shop or something, but it's just like fucking establishing shot and McDonald's and they're just in a McDonald's like talking about fucking how there's demons in this house that's trying to take over all their kids. And it's just like, well, I mean, all right, I don't know how serious I'm supposed to take this.
00:39:43
OZ CUMM
I'm going to be honest. I think I overheard a conversation like that at a McDonald's before.
00:39:46
Brother Devon
That dude, honestly, man,
00:39:48
OZ CUMM
So I, maybe that is yeah true.
00:39:50
Brother Devon
There's like, from from my very ignorant perspective, it seems like there's some refreshing authenticity here, is all I'm going to say.
00:40:00
OZ CUMM
Yeah. I mean, I guess the genuineness of it does have some value, right?
00:40:02
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:40:05
Brother Devon
Because like like one of the first things she does is like the the one son like kind of back talks to the mom, and she fucking smacks her right in the mouth. like you know Splits his lip and she's like ah shit, but like it's all it's very much seen as like well You know, this is a common thing in the house.
00:40:22
Brother Devon
She met the You know, she meant to hit him, but she's like, I i didn't mean to fucking bust your lip.
00:40:22
OZ CUMM
Yeah sure don't
00:40:27
Brother Devon
Oh fuck, you know and it's You don't get that like when you see any sort of Exorcist movie, you know, it's it's a very stressed out perfect mom and this is not the case and But I also watched and I'll i'll give him a zooming credit for this.
00:40:44
Brother Devon
I watched the terror I Watched all of that um No, that is terrifying Wow
00:40:46
OZ CUMM
Oh, you did. Oh, I've seen that.
00:40:50
Phantom Libtard
Is that the one with art, the clown?
00:40:52
OZ CUMM
Art the clown. No. Yeah. Yeah, that's the movie series, Firefire.
00:40:56
Phantom Libtard
Oh, dude, dude, Chris Owen loves art, the clown.
00:41:01
OZ CUMM
What?
00:41:03
Brother Devon
Have you seen, have you watched the movie? You haven't seen it.
00:41:05
Phantom Libtard
No, no, no, let me tell you.
00:41:06
Brother Devon
But I'm saying, have you like, just like in a, in isolation, been like, what is this about?
00:41:10
Phantom Libtard
No, he just no, he no, he just see I never I never watch i never watched it, but he sees the animatronic at the Halloween store. He knows the name.
00:41:17
OZ CUMM
Oh my lord.
00:41:17
Phantom Libtard
He knows his name.
00:41:18
Brother Devon
Wow.
00:41:18
Phantom Libtard
He loves him.
00:41:19
Brother Devon
it Bro.
00:41:20
Phantom Libtard
loves Michael Myers. He loves Chucky.
00:41:21
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:41:22
OZ CUMM
Whoa, he's like, oh, that's kind of awesome.
00:41:23
Brother Devon
Should I?
00:41:23
Phantom Libtard
He's a sicko. He's a sicko, Chris.
00:41:25
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:41:26
Phantom Libtard
He's he's. And then like, yeah, I hate to like fucking side rail this, but like we were I dropped off at school on Thursday last week and the teacher was like handing out these coloring sheets that were Halloween themed like with ghosts and fucking vampires and shit.
00:41:41
Phantom Libtard
She was like, yeah, I was thinking of Owen when I was printing these out. I was like, oh, OK, so he's the fucking creepy. We he's a creepy Halloween weirdo of the class already after two weeks like Jesus Christ.
00:41:54
OZ CUMM
yeah
00:41:54
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude.
00:41:56
OZ CUMM
oh that
00:41:56
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, so he's a sick. He's sick. Oh sicko and training.
00:41:58
OZ CUMM
That makes me happy Yeah, they're awful I heard they're like god-awful
00:42:00
Brother Devon
That is very funny, though, because like I've never seen them, but apparently the whole point is like they're just like unwatchable because they're so gory.
00:42:01
Phantom Libtard
yeah
00:42:08
Phantom Libtard
What, Terrifier? Are they they're so bad ah they're.
00:42:09
Brother Devon
Yeah, they're so graphic and gory and shit.
00:42:14
Brother Devon
Yeah, like it's just it's just yeah, it's how despicable and disgusting the kills are.
00:42:14
Phantom Libtard
Oh, they're just bad movies too. Yeah, I figured it doesn't look great.
00:42:20
Brother Devon
I think that's like 90 percent of those movies.
00:42:23
Brother Devon
um
00:42:23
Phantom Libtard
They're like, um, like more like, like fatalities, like those, like, it's like, it's like gore, gore porn.
00:42:26
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I've seen one.
00:42:27
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah.
00:42:28
slimeballsteve
Mm
00:42:29
Phantom Libtard
Isn't that what they call it?
00:42:30
Brother Devon
Like, I yeah, I definitely think.
00:42:30
Phantom Libtard
Gore porn.
00:42:31
OZ CUMM
They're very intricate too, which is weird.
00:42:34
Brother Devon
Yeah. um Yeah. So, ah yeah, real quick, though, tariff the terror. So it's a show. It's like an AMC so like show. Apparently there's two seasons of this, but they're there.
00:42:46
OZ CUMM
Oh, don't, don't watch.
00:42:47
Brother Devon
there are I heard the season.
00:42:47
slimeballsteve
-hmm
00:42:48
OZ CUMM
Don't watch the second.
00:42:49
Brother Devon
I heard the second season like. good
00:42:51
OZ CUMM
Dog shit.
00:42:51
Brother Devon
Uh, they're very, they're very separate though. Like, so this is a story about, um, uh, uh, I can't, you know, the, the terms escape me, right? But it's like 15th century, 18, like whatever.
00:43:05
OZ CUMM
They're trying to chart a passage between a Northern passage between Europe and Greenland, I think, or something.
00:43:06
Brother Devon
Yeah. The Northern passage in the Antarctic. Yeah.
00:43:13
Brother Devon
Yeah. And they're in, uh, or Iceland maybe, uh, and they're in icebreaker ships.
00:43:16
OZ CUMM
Iceland, yeah.
00:43:19
Brother Devon
And, you know, basically it's a true story. These two ships went out and they never found them again. They just like they all died. And this is kind of like a dramatization of what happened. And it is it's pretty good. I wouldn't say it's the best thing I've ever seen. um But it is like a pretty tough watch just from the sense of just like
00:43:43
Brother Devon
it's like really emotionally draining. Like the special last few episodes are just like misery.
00:43:46
OZ CUMM
yeah it is it sure is that's kind of the books like that too and it's like you kind of fall down a hole in that book and it just keeps getting worse like it's brutal
00:43:50
Brother Devon
Like I would compare it to like true detective season two levels of just like, Oh my God, just get somebody to get a win here.
00:44:00
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's based off the book. um
00:44:06
Brother Devon
Yeah, and like I did like it. um I was I was pretty like into it all the way through. um And then, you know, it's kind of interesting with the the tomb tomb box stuff.
00:44:22
Brother Devon
Not like um like Yeti esque polar bear with a fucking human head, basically.
00:44:27
OZ CUMM
I will tell you this though, Devin, I think in the book, they kind of allude to the lead poisoning being more of a factor to the hallucinations.
00:44:35
Brother Devon
yeah oh yeah and that's the other wall for sure I mean they gotta have something right this thing fucking now it's well in the show that's what literally kills them all like it's just the lead poison yeah they basically find out they've been ingesting lead for fucking three years stranded on this boat
00:44:42
OZ CUMM
in In the show, it's more, I think it's more blatant in the book. It's like, well, yeah, exactly.
00:44:57
Brother Devon
Uh, and it's, you know, when they go on these expositions, it's like literally, they may as well go to Mars. Like they're stocked for like four years longer than they even need to be. Because at some point you're like, how are they still have food?
00:45:08
Brother Devon
And they're like, no, yeah, we're, we're fully stocked, blah, blah, blah.
00:45:11
OZ CUMM
Yeah, i learned a really i I learned a disgusting fact that you can't keep your eyes or your mouth open too long when you're out on the boat at night.
00:45:11
Brother Devon
Cause it's calming to get stuck in the ice like that.
00:45:22
Brother Devon
Yeah. They freeze.
00:45:22
OZ CUMM
cause you're Your eyes will freeze and your teeth will pop like popcorn.
00:45:26
Brother Devon
Yeah, your teeth can explode.
00:45:27
slimeballsteve
Oh my God.
00:45:27
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:45:28
OZ CUMM
Explode out of your mouth.
00:45:29
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, that's some harsh shit, but I watch that um and I've watched. Well, let's keep it with the the gross, nasty stuff I watched in a violent nature.
00:45:41
OZ CUMM
Ooh. Ooh!
00:45:44
Brother Devon
I watched that.
00:45:44
OZ CUMM
What'd you think?
00:45:44
Brother Devon
like
00:45:44
Phantom Libtard
Oh, what'd you think?
00:45:45
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I'm curious about this one.
00:45:46
Phantom Libtard
Was it really like really as bad as or was it like really? Because all I hear is that it's horrible or it's really good like.
00:45:49
Brother Devon
No, I liked it.
00:45:52
Brother Devon
No, i I liked it. It's definitely it's more thoughtful than I thought. For sure. Like, I just kind of thought like it was.
00:45:59
Phantom Libtard
Was it gruesome?
00:45:59
Brother Devon
ah There is one kill that is an all time kill.
00:46:04
OZ CUMM
Mmm.
00:46:04
Brother Devon
It's an all time.
00:46:08
Brother Devon
Yeah. And I was just like I was watching it. and I was like, oh, oh, OK. We're just still going. And it kind of probably probably would have been right at home in this terrify for sure.
00:46:19
OZ CUMM
well i'm very curious about this one because i've heard a bunch of things
00:46:19
Brother Devon
Like it is.
00:46:19
Phantom Libtard
Oh, yeah.
00:46:20
Brother Devon
a gnarly, nasty kill.
00:46:20
Phantom Libtard
Okay.
00:46:22
Phantom Libtard
Bat?
00:46:23
Brother Devon
But there's.
00:46:23
Phantom Libtard
Bat?
00:46:25
Brother Devon
Yeah, there's a bit of a message there. um I will say, like, I couldn't sleep. I was like sick last night. I just like couldn't sleep. So I just put it on. um And there are moments, though, where he is.
00:46:35
Brother Devon
It's just because so this is what I think caused some some confusion and annoyance, right? Is they say, well, this is from the perspective of the killer.
00:46:46
Brother Devon
So we all kind of thought it was going to be like a God of War 2018 one shot.
00:46:49
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, over the shoulder, yeah, over the shoulder, one shot.
00:46:50
Brother Devon
right So it's it's it's from his perspective in the sense that like all the teens and shit are talking in the background, but it's all like from his point of view. like So there are cuts and there are edits and things like that. But you know there's just like a moment where they're like, oh, he's the...
00:47:13
Brother Devon
You know, we' we're going to kill him and we're going to, you know, the the final girl type thing situation where they're like, well, we're going to trap them in here and we're going to do all this stuff. And you're just hearing it from his perspective. He's just in the woods. He's like. watch Um, so it's, it's from his perspective from that sense, like all the dumb teen shit you hear in the background, but it's not the, yeah, yeah.
00:47:32
OZ CUMM
Oh, that's cool.
00:47:34
Brother Devon
There's one, there's one sequence where they do focus directly on the teens to give you the backstory of the kid or of the, uh, the killer. Uh, but that's pretty much the only time it ever splits from him.
00:47:46
OZ CUMM
But like, let me ask you a question. Is it him watching the teens talk about this? Like, is he?
00:47:51
Brother Devon
A lot of it, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's kind of like clunky ADR, but it's still, it's still there, right?
00:47:53
OZ CUMM
Okay, well.
00:47:56
OZ CUMM
All right.
00:47:58
Brother Devon
He's walking.
00:47:59
Phantom Libtard
Chris is like, I don't know about this anymore.
00:48:00
OZ CUMM
No, no, I'm done. ah I respect this.
00:48:03
Phantom Libtard
I don't know now.
00:48:03
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:48:04
OZ CUMM
I respect the way they're handling this.
00:48:05
Brother Devon
Yeah, no, but it's like literally like he's just in the woods and he's listening to them game plan about how they're gonna kill him. And then, you know, and then the end gets a little artsy, maybe a little too much.
00:48:20
Brother Devon
But it kind of depends, right? It depends on what you want out of it. But I i definitely liked it for sure. So I would give it a definitely a recommend. It's good to sit.
00:48:31
Phantom Libtard
OK.
00:48:32
Brother Devon
But yeah, yeah.
00:48:32
OZ CUMM
It's it.
00:48:34
Brother Devon
And then um that the and then lastly, I watched two episodes of Agatha all along. I was like.
00:48:42
OZ CUMM
Oh, you know what?
00:48:42
Phantom Libtard
I.
00:48:42
slimeballsteve
Oh, I forgot that note.
00:48:43
OZ CUMM
I watched that too, Devin.
00:48:44
Brother Devon
I was like, I remember I have a Disney plus subscription.
00:48:44
OZ CUMM
I forgot that. I did watch that. I did watch that as well.
00:48:49
Brother Devon
OK, what did you think?
00:48:51
OZ CUMM
It's all right.
00:48:52
Brother Devon
Yeah, I like I was like, I'm interested. I'm interested.
00:48:55
OZ CUMM
It's all right.
00:48:56
Brother Devon
Like, I think.
00:48:57
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:48:57
slimeballsteve
Is Aubrey Plaza in that I saw pictures of Aubrey Plaza?
00:48:59
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, she plays a.
00:49:00
OZ CUMM
Yeah. She's, I think she's the villain.
00:49:03
Brother Devon
Yeah, she's like the villain slash main mover of the plot.
00:49:07
OZ CUMM
I like seeing Catherine Hans, but that was cool.
00:49:10
Brother Devon
Yeah, there is a nude scene.
00:49:13
slimeballsteve
Oh, there's a lot of nude scenes we're gonna be talking about this week.
00:49:13
Brother Devon
Shockingly.
00:49:14
Phantom Libtard
there's a There's a penguin scene.
00:49:16
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:17
Phantom Libtard
a Oh yeah.
00:49:17
Brother Devon
um And I, you know what, I, not to be that guy, but I was like, man, I look this little, this little witch's rope jingle. It's a good little jingle, dude.
00:49:26
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah. That's the the ah cool little song they sing.
00:49:28
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:49:30
Brother Devon
Yeah. So, but but basically it's like the first two episodes are this setup and now it's like, now it's like, all right, we are ready to go.
00:49:30
OZ CUMM
It's good.
00:49:35
OZ CUMM
I really. Yeah, net now this should be where the show really starts running, right?
00:49:41
Brother Devon
Yeah, it should be.
00:49:41
OZ CUMM
And I kind of hope so too.
00:49:44
Brother Devon
Yeah, the one thing. And this is like I get it, but I guess I want it. I was expecting. I don't know. Like, I wouldn't have been happy either way, I think.
00:49:54
Brother Devon
But like in the beginning, right, it's basically you're watching. Was that fucking was that cop show?
00:49:58
OZ CUMM
Yeah, mayor of East, mayor of East.
00:50:00
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's like you're basically watching the mayor of Easttown. Right. But Catherine Hahn is playing she's over playing it like she's over playing disgruntled.
00:50:06
Phantom Libtard
How many are in it?
00:50:10
OZ CUMM
little Little little true detective like it's a mix, you know, like I feel like they're they're trying to win Yeah, yeah I thought that was fun and that was clever
00:50:13
Brother Devon
yeah Yeah, but she's definitely overdoing it on purpose because I was like, man, this is really she's really bad, but it's a choice, right? Like she's definitely playing as if she's just really in the true crime shows.
00:50:28
Brother Devon
But I guess as I guess I just wanted it because I i was kind of like, you know, I would almost just watch a whole fucking show like this. Honestly, I was and then you kind of see the direction they take it and you're like, OK, OK, it's still going to be a little tongue in cheek, but
00:50:42
OZ CUMM
Yeah, the interrogation seems a little goofy, you know?
00:50:44
Brother Devon
Yeah, I was like, oh my.
00:50:44
OZ CUMM
And i they were really pushing it.
00:50:46
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. I was like, all right, this definitely like a choice. But no, and and I think the the quote unquote mystery, depending on how informed you are with a Marvel or the mystery of the kid, the teenagers, it's kind of well done.
00:51:04
Brother Devon
I like that every time he tries to tell her his name, Or like tells her any personal information just like she can't hear it and she knows she can't hear it, but she's kind of Keeping that to herself a little bit Yeah, but it's like I don't know it's just because she he says his name and then like literal squiggles go around his mouth so you can't even read the lips and
00:51:21
OZ CUMM
It's very much a plot device.
00:51:28
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:51:31
Brother Devon
You know, if you know, you probably know, but it's just ah you don't know.
00:51:34
OZ CUMM
I don't know. and know No, no clue.
00:51:36
Brother Devon
OK, I'll keep that. I'll tell the chest then I guess. Oh, but, you know, I was a I was into it and I did want to watch, you know, another show, but I I fell asleep instead.
00:51:51
Brother Devon
So.
00:51:51
OZ CUMM
And I took up where where Devin stopped. i I snuck into his house and I watched the show.
00:51:56
Brother Devon
Tagged, I tagged them in.
00:51:58
OZ CUMM
he ta He tagged me in and I watched the show he wanted to watch.
00:52:01
slimeballsteve
What show?
00:52:01
OZ CUMM
but as you Well, first of all, I tucked Devin in and I watched him matry fell asleep.
00:52:02
slimeballsteve
What show?
00:52:04
Brother Devon
I needed it.
00:52:07
slimeballsteve
Aww.
00:52:07
OZ CUMM
And I was in there for a little too long, if you really wanna be honest, if i if I'm being honest, so.
00:52:08
slimeballsteve
Did you sing him a song?
00:52:13
slimeballsteve
Wait. In what? ah Oh god.
00:52:17
OZ CUMM
Anyway, I watched a show that I didn't expect to like as much as I did.
00:52:18
Brother Devon
okay
00:52:18
slimeballsteve
Oh my god.
00:52:26
OZ CUMM
And that show is The Penguin.
00:52:30
slimeballsteve
You talk about your couple pot.
00:52:32
OZ CUMM
I'm talking about Asgard, baby.
00:52:35
Brother Devon
Let's go yo is the does it have a banger intro Like like is the intro yeah, is it like a game of thrones like Okay, I was thinking about banger intros a lot lately, so Okay
00:52:36
OZ CUMM
i's got a baby
00:52:42
OZ CUMM
What do you mean, like the title?
00:52:42
slimeballsteve
Like, is it like this or a Dexter style intro for us?
00:52:47
OZ CUMM
To be honest, it's the first episode, so I don't think there was an intro. It just started.
00:52:50
slimeballsteve
Ooh.
00:52:52
OZ CUMM
And I think...
00:52:55
OZ CUMM
i If you wanna talk about like the opening scene, it's fucking great.
00:53:00
Brother Devon
okay
00:53:00
OZ CUMM
It's great. i It's probably my favorite part of the show. um I think it completely exemplifies what we're gonna see.
00:53:11
OZ CUMM
It sets up a really, really brutal anti-hero who's very insecure, and always underestimated. He's extremely manipulative, um like genius level manipulative.
00:53:27
OZ CUMM
And it all plays out pretty damn well, like plow eyes, like everything kind of hits the certain beats you want it to hit at the right time. And there's a great little twist at the end that I liked.
00:53:38
Brother Devon
this is time This is after the first Batman movie, right?
00:53:42
OZ CUMM
Yes. So the the setting is Gotham flooded.
00:53:43
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:53:46
OZ CUMM
um It's right after the Riddler's been captured and basically the the suburbs, the rich suburbs of Gotham are fine. Like they didn't get flooded, but all the shitty parts, like the the the ghetto, the ah poor areas, they all got flooded and they're all dealing with it.
00:54:04
OZ CUMM
They have to deal with it. And in this chaos, there's this vacuum that's happening because Falcone is gone and he's no longer the head of whatever major organized crime is occurring Gotham and Ozcob is stepping up to the plate man um It's Oswald they call him Oz for short You know, I'm not sure like I know I think it might be Oswald Cobblepot and
00:54:25
Brother Devon
Also, they it's not like you're not being a troll. Like his name is just Oz Cobb in the show, right? The thing just... Yeah, but like Oswald Cobblepot is not his name in the show.
00:54:40
Brother Devon
I was reading stories where they're like, oh, it just seems a little get silly. So we cut it.
00:54:45
OZ CUMM
Yeah, like, conversationally it's Oz and Cobb, but I think his name is Ozwall Cobblebot in the movie.
00:54:45
Brother Devon
I use the cob.
00:54:51
Brother Devon
All right.
00:54:54
OZ CUMM
And um' I'm not gonna lie, like, listen, I love The Sopranos, and this is, the the the soul of The Sopranos is in this show. And in it in the good way.
00:55:05
Phantom Libtard
Damn, really? That's cool.
00:55:06
slimeballsteve
Ooh!
00:55:07
OZ CUMM
In the good way, because
00:55:07
Brother Devon
Yeah, and you know what? It's been a minute. It's been a minute.
00:55:09
OZ CUMM
it's it's It's not like, it's not, oh, this is weird.
00:55:10
Brother Devon
We're ready.
00:55:14
OZ CUMM
It's not super dark like the Batman was. It's kind of funny and weird. And I think it's also setting up an incredible villain in Sofia Falcone.
00:55:33
OZ CUMM
The act, shh.
00:55:33
Brother Devon
i heard she's really good in the show
00:55:36
OZ CUMM
I think it's Sofia, I think it's Maroney. No, Sophia Falcone. She, she's fantastic in this show.
00:55:46
OZ CUMM
Like maybe even a little better than Colin Farrell in the roles as Oz Cobb. Um, but yeah, there's so much done right.
00:55:57
OZ CUMM
And I really, Colin Farrell is killing it.
00:55:59
Brother Devon
I heard she's really good in the show.
00:56:02
OZ CUMM
You know, he looks uncomfortable. and in the role like I did it works so well like he looks like he's carrying around extra weight all the time and there's like he has these facial expressions like he's very extremely emotive.
00:56:14
Brother Devon
the air.
00:56:21
OZ CUMM
with his face as Oswald Cobblepot. If anybody dies in his vicinity, he smiles. but it Every time, every time.
00:56:30
Brother Devon
who yeah
00:56:34
OZ CUMM
And it's like the most disgusting smile I've seen. um Yeah, it's it took me it shocked me how much I liked it, to be honest.
00:56:45
Brother Devon
Yeah, well, he I think he said like the last day of filming or something.
00:56:48
Phantom Libtard
That's cool
00:56:49
Brother Devon
He's like, I never want to wear this fucking suit again, which is like it's his last day. He's he's fucking sick of it. But, you know.
00:56:56
OZ CUMM
I get it. I mean, he looks, he looks.
00:56:58
Brother Devon
Yeah, no, I mean, that's shit. That's a lot of fucking makeup. I mean, that was always the weird thing about it. Right. It's like, why do they why Colin Farrell with a fuckload of prosthetics?
00:57:09
OZ CUMM
I mean, you know, I used to think that I used to think that too, but then like you look at guys like Orson Wells and he said that he was never ever truly in character until he had like makeup on until he,
00:57:10
Brother Devon
But it's like clearly, cause you know, like I'll be honest. Yeah.
00:57:24
Brother Devon
It's true. That's true.
00:57:25
OZ CUMM
until he had like something to wear. Cause he felt like that embodied the character.
00:57:31
Brother Devon
You know, that's a weird thing with wrestling actually. No, seriously, pro wrestlers talk about their, like when they wear a mask, they're like, they can just kind of,
00:57:35
OZ CUMM
Well, that makes sense.
00:57:40
Brother Devon
I don't know.
00:57:41
OZ CUMM
Fall into a character.
00:57:41
Brother Devon
Like, yeah, they're like, it's a lot easier for whatever reason. But like, I guess it's still it's like, you think Colin Farrell's like, I want this role and he fucking auditioned or they were like, we want you to play him and we want you to wear a fuckload of prosthetics.
00:57:58
OZ CUMM
I think it was a, I think it was a process where they were like, okay, well listen, you're going to be wearing a lot of this stuff.
00:57:58
Brother Devon
I wonder how that conversation went.
00:58:05
Brother Devon
yeah Yeah.
00:58:05
OZ CUMM
And he's like, how much, you know, like that kind of negotiating step between
00:58:09
Brother Devon
yeah
00:58:12
Brother Devon
It's like, I hope, yeah, it's just like, I hope he, uh, not, not that this is the same level, but it's like Alan Cumming, right? Awesome Nightcrawler. Like we all loved it.
00:58:23
Brother Devon
And he literally was like, he would, every time he had a chance, he's like, I really hope they just make him white in the sequel so I could play him. He's like, otherwise I'm not going to do it.
00:58:30
OZ CUMM
ah
00:58:32
Brother Devon
He's like, I'm just never going to do it again.
00:58:34
OZ CUMM
um Well, like he's I'll say this like he's dedicated because There's a scene that I brought up off when we were podcasting where he's completely naked Like sitting in a chair and he's wearing a full fucking fat suit with hair everywhere Like he looks like a monster um And it looks real looks legit
00:58:34
Brother Devon
Uh,
00:58:44
Brother Devon
yeah Yeah. Oh, yeah. You think you could take down Robbie Pat?
00:59:02
OZ CUMM
He's so fat. It's like...
00:59:05
Brother Devon
Yeah, but like.
00:59:05
OZ CUMM
Well, here's the deal.
00:59:06
slimeballsteve
Yeah, but it's so kingpin. like
00:59:08
OZ CUMM
Yeah, Steve, and you brought that up. the the The key aspect to him, and there's a scene where he talks to Alberto Falcone, and he's like, well, I know how to talk to the big wigs, the big guys, the bosses.
00:59:21
OZ CUMM
He's like, I gotta look small, and they gotta see me as small, and I gotta make them feel big. And that's kind of how Penguin works. Like he... He'll make himself look like inconsequential and weak until like the last second.
00:59:39
slimeballsteve
I mean that's actually like kind of his like role in just like the Batman like arcana to where it's like he's never like I mean he's one of the big villains but he's never been like one of the like quote unquote like premiere villains that people go to it's always Joker to
00:59:39
Brother Devon
Right.
00:59:44
OZ CUMM
Exactly.
Character Development in Avatar and Other Series
00:59:55
OZ CUMM
Yeah. And I think it's because his character was never really given the spotlight like those other guys were. And I feel like with the show, you can flesh out a character. And it listen, I think the the undermining this and the the insecurity, that was always there with Oswald Kahawapat.
00:59:56
slimeballsteve
face like
01:00:15
OZ CUMM
But in this, you get to see how it was built up. And you get to see, again, Shades of Sopranos, his mother, who's crazy, you know, and super manipulative.
01:00:23
Brother Devon
Wow.
01:00:28
OZ CUMM
And it just, like, you see how this thing was created.
01:00:32
slimeballsteve
I mean, his father was Pee-Wee Herman, Chris. Come on.
01:00:34
OZ CUMM
yeah I don't know if he was Kiwi in this version.
01:00:41
OZ CUMM
i Actually think there is a character he's talking about in the beginning of the the episode that I think is his father and Yeah, it's just No, I don't want to give that away that's a really great scene and I and it's it's so cool um Yeah, i I really like this quite a bit um I'm gonna reserve my review though
01:00:51
Brother Devon
Wait, does he have is it his unit therapy session? Okay. All right, all right.
01:01:08
OZ CUMM
because I want to give this, it's a limited series.
01:01:08
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's only episode one, yeah.
01:01:10
slimeballsteve
Hmm How many are how many
01:01:11
OZ CUMM
It's only episode one.
01:01:11
Phantom Libtard
How many episodes? Yeah, is it like six, seven episodes?
01:01:14
OZ CUMM
I think it's six or seven, if I remember correctly.
01:01:17
slimeballsteve
It's a nice bite-sized chunk of show.
01:01:20
OZ CUMM
And I like where they go with this. And obviously there is some predictability to it, but it's good kind of predictability. You know, like, oh, that fits with the character. Of course he's going to do that.
01:01:29
Brother Devon
Yes.
01:01:30
OZ CUMM
You know? um So yeah.
01:01:32
Brother Devon
But eight, by the way, eight episodes.
01:01:35
OZ CUMM
Eight, f oh, that's great. That makes me even happier.
01:01:36
Brother Devon
Yeah. When is this a third? Like, do you know when the next one?
01:01:42
OZ CUMM
Don't I don't it came out in the 19th 29 Yeah, I guess so 21st
01:01:43
Brother Devon
Because the first episode came out of the 29th. Well, OK, so it's going to be a Sunday. We're going to be a Sunday deal. I think.
01:01:53
slimeballsteve
Like Sopranos.
01:01:55
Brother Devon
Like like most HBO shows. All right.
01:01:57
OZ CUMM
I Think I think this Listen, you know anything that copies the Sopranos the right way is doing something, right? So I but I don't I don't want to I don't want to diminish it With that, like I think it's good on its own and I think the performances are great and I'm really excited to keep watching it.
01:02:15
OZ CUMM
So That's a Mary or not yet.
01:02:18
Brother Devon
oh um so a one Mary alright yeah yeah I was like I was just got a fun little song so I said fun little song but uh yeah
01:02:18
OZ CUMM
It might be It might Yeah, episode one's a Mary definitely It's
01:02:25
slimeballsteve
Hey, um I'm going to check it out after that.
01:02:27
Phantom Libtard
Damn, yeah.
01:02:28
OZ CUMM
good shit really liked it Yeah but but but You know, it's funny, i I watched both back to back and I was like, I know.
01:02:41
slimeballsteve
Would you watch first?
01:02:42
OZ CUMM
I watched Agatha all along first.
01:02:45
slimeballsteve
OK, you didn't horizon zero dawn yourself after God of War.
01:02:49
OZ CUMM
No, no. I watched it, I was like, oh, that's fun. You know, typical Disney fare. And then I turned that on, I was like, what do we have here?
01:02:55
Brother Devon
Yeah, almost art. I'm watching art right now.
01:02:59
OZ CUMM
We have an anti-hero.
01:02:59
slimeballsteve
to oh
01:03:01
OZ CUMM
Ooh, yes.
01:03:02
slimeballsteve
David Zaslov, he is just getting so many life rings from so many talented people after so many bonehead decisions, so.
01:03:09
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:03:13
OZ CUMM
It's a shame that his, the success of the show will would be a boon for him.
01:03:18
slimeballsteve
I know.
01:03:19
OZ CUMM
Said about that too, but Hey man, this is good. I gotta admit, you know, good stuff. That's it. I don't think I watched anything.
01:03:31
OZ CUMM
No new movies or anything.
01:03:32
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:03:33
slimeballsteve
i I watched an old show, but a goodie. An oldie, but a goodie. And i this is the first time I've ever watched it. I finished Avatar the Last Airbender, the original animated series, not the live action.
01:03:41
OZ CUMM
Hey now, that's a hell of a show.
01:03:47
slimeballsteve
Gosh, darn, Chris. You know what? Back then, back when it was air and I was probably like, yeah I'm going to watch Nickelodeon. I'm a um ah um' a a high schooler. Come on. What are you doing?
01:03:57
OZ CUMM
What gonna watch, SpongeBob?
01:03:59
slimeballsteve
Yeah. way Hey, you know what? I'm watching on the TV. I'm watching. How was I watching on the TV in the year 2002, 2003?
01:04:06
OZ CUMM
Sea Lab?
01:04:09
slimeballsteve
I don't know. Maybe, maybe maybe not.
01:04:10
Phantom Libtard
C-Lab, hell yeah.
01:04:12
OZ CUMM
sealap though better talk
01:04:13
Phantom Libtard
Who wasn't watching C-Lab?
01:04:15
slimeballsteve
Maybe it might have been. Yep. See that probably you right.
01:04:18
OZ CUMM
Yeah, dude, yeah dude, I mean that shows classic oh The
01:04:18
slimeballsteve
You right.
01:04:21
slimeballsteve
I'm trying to think of like a episodic stuff like like, you know. Kind of like a.
01:04:28
OZ CUMM
Simpsons no that was No Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was still watching it up until that point
01:04:31
slimeballsteve
I'm probably the Simpsons around that time. That was kind of when it was fading, but I really can't. but I guess I could say like maybe Justice League or stuff like that.
01:04:44
OZ CUMM
i was watching the sopro
01:04:46
slimeballsteve
Yeah, probably. That was probably like the premiere show at the time. And like that's the thing. it's like It's shocking to me to like be like, dang, Nickelodeon kind of had a show. And like you know it definitely skirts around like characters dying and stuff a lot, where it'll be like, oh, no, they just kind of got blown over there, but they're fine.
01:05:06
slimeballsteve
um Blown away by like air, not sucked off.
01:05:07
OZ CUMM
i think
01:05:10
OZ CUMM
I watching The Sopranos
01:05:11
OZ CUMM
I think there is a really solid episode about death in like the first season, like the first couple episodes, and and it's handled like perfectly in my opinion, especially with Aang, because like, I look at Aang and I love him.
01:05:17
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Hmm.
01:05:29
OZ CUMM
I look at him because I would be so much more angry than him, you know?
01:05:33
slimeballsteve
Angry.
01:05:35
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I know. Pun intended. But yeah, I look at that kid and I'd be like, I would be furious all the time. And the fun, great part of that show is he's not.
01:05:46
OZ CUMM
And he's just a really nice person.
01:05:49
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:05:49
OZ CUMM
And he's a great, great role model for anybody.
01:05:53
slimeballsteve
Dude, the end of that show, like the moral choice that like he kind of goes through where it's like he he
01:05:53
OZ CUMM
any
01:06:03
slimeballsteve
spoilers sort of for ah Avatar the Last Airbender. But the idea of like him giving the advice to Katara to like, don't seek out revenge. It's not going to be something that like clears your conscious of like the things that happened in your life.
01:06:18
slimeballsteve
um And like then like literally like they're all like, haha, after that episode, they were like, you know what, things are good. And then Zuko's like, so are you going to kill my dad? Like, and it's like, dog, what?
01:06:29
OZ CUMM
Yeah, dude.
01:06:31
slimeballsteve
like It's just it's it it's handling a lot of like very mature choices for a show that like From on the outskirts.
01:06:42
slimeballsteve
It does not seem like it would be handling and I'm i'm kind of like Throughout that show.
01:06:44
OZ CUMM
Nope.
01:06:48
slimeballsteve
I am slapping my legs in excitement
01:06:51
OZ CUMM
you're you're You're dealing in that show, in that light show made for children, or genocide fucking like poverty and it's worst level ever like fascism, like all these real, real heavy topics.
01:07:04
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm Yeah, like a city turning a blind eye to an entire war Like it is so wild
01:07:10
OZ CUMM
And the way they just kind of lightly just pepper these things in. It's just, it's really well done.
01:07:20
OZ CUMM
Yeah. And look, Balancing those big ideas with this like awesome fight scenes to just like really fun fights and adventure, you know, like it's just It does everything so well for kids Yeah
01:07:34
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:07:39
slimeballsteve
It's fun. There's just wonderful character arcs for all the characters. Um, it is tough.
01:07:46
OZ CUMM
top top is just like Incredible and like hilarious
01:07:48
slimeballsteve
It's fantastic.
01:07:52
OZ CUMM
like when they're at looking for Appa in the desert, or they're looking for the tower in the desert.
01:07:58
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:07:59
OZ CUMM
And she's like, hey, I found it. And there they look at her and she's like, I'm fucking blind, dummies.
01:08:06
slimeballsteve
Dude, I I love where it's like we have a character who is blind, but she see she sees via like vibrations in the sand, kind of like Daredevil. Like, you know, she sees with her feet so she doesn't wear shoes.
01:08:16
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:08:19
slimeballsteve
And so she always like, you know, feels more comfortable on the ground and like those situations where like she has been in the air and stuff like that. It's a little more like dicey for her. But like she is still like very confident and like very cutting.
01:08:29
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:08:32
slimeballsteve
And I love the confidence that character has.
01:08:34
OZ CUMM
But she has this like soft spot too, you know, like, and she's very three dimensional in that she has like obvious weakness, you know, especially how she feels for, uh, uh, what's his name?
01:08:37
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
01:08:49
OZ CUMM
Oh, the doofus, the Xander of it all.
01:08:50
slimeballsteve
Oh, um, um, um, um, oh, got it. My brain, uh, for some reason I want to say Zuka. Saka, Saka.
01:08:55
OZ CUMM
Saka. Yeah. Um, I also,
01:08:58
slimeballsteve
Saka's got an arc.
01:08:59
OZ CUMM
Saka's got a great fucking arc, and it's fun to watch him become smart.
01:09:04
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
01:09:04
OZ CUMM
Like, that's... that's rare, right? Like, I've seen that with Xander, and Buffy, and maybe even...
01:09:09
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:09:13
OZ CUMM
I don't even know so much about him. He's still pretty stupid towards the end.
01:09:16
slimeballsteve
He's stupid, but like there are points in that show where like it kind of like makes sense. And it's like, he is surrounded by benders and there's a point where he's like, my whole specialty is like nothing.
01:09:29
slimeballsteve
Like I'm the, I'm the funny one.
01:09:30
OZ CUMM
Hmm.
01:09:32
slimeballsteve
And so he's like, I want to master something. I want to pick up a sword. and Yes.
01:09:36
OZ CUMM
He's strangely self aware times. It's, it's, it's very interesting. And that's maturity, right? Because you're watching kids grow up and turn into adults like that is also a factor in the show.
01:09:43
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm Yeah Yeah It's
01:09:48
OZ CUMM
um And it does that very well. Like it still balances the fact that their children, but they're learning how to be adults like it's just It's the best thing for children.
01:10:00
OZ CUMM
For me, i like it just would make people better human beings to watch anything like that. That's the way I always thought about that show.
01:10:09
slimeballsteve
It's a show that watching now, I knew I would have had a fervent like fandom if I watched it then to.
01:10:17
OZ CUMM
And here's the deal. you know I'm not i not gonna pretend and say that Legend of Korra is, I like it, like I love it.
01:10:20
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:10:25
OZ CUMM
i don't i don't I don't love it, I like it.
01:10:28
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:10:29
OZ CUMM
And it's primarily for the for the reason that she is more, she's slightly more dimensional than Aang, in a sense where she has more like internal conflict.
01:10:42
slimeballsteve
Uh-huh.
01:10:43
OZ CUMM
And I i feel like Aang is good at kind of not silencing the internal conflict, but kind of, I don't know how to deal with it. Like he he processes things better than Korra does, much better.
01:10:56
slimeballsteve
Okay.
01:10:56
OZ CUMM
It does make Korra a more human type of character, but I don't necessarily think that's a better character, in my opinion.
01:11:01
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:11:05
OZ CUMM
I don't, because I think the story and the messaging of the first Avatar and the Last Airbender is on point, and it needs to be like that. But I, like there are, there are seasons of Korra that I think are good, and yeah.
01:11:21
slimeballsteve
Can I ask you can I ask you a question? This uncle Iroh in Cora.
01:11:29
OZ CUMM
He's dead.
01:11:30
Brother Devon
Oh, dude, he's like 80.
01:11:32
OZ CUMM
hey
01:11:33
Brother Devon
Yeah, it was like 50.
01:11:34
slimeballsteve
And how could that show even be close? let's Let's be honest, like that guy that guy that every second he is on the screen, I'm like, everything's going to be OK.
01:11:45
OZ CUMM
He's so comforting and and so sad.
01:11:47
Brother Devon
He's. Did prison prison IRA rules, dude?
01:11:49
slimeballsteve
Dude, du can I, all right, there is an episode that is basically.
01:11:50
OZ CUMM
Dude.
01:11:54
slimeballsteve
Two prison Iro rules, you're not wrong.
01:11:54
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's what I wrote, Roles.
01:11:55
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:11:57
slimeballsteve
But there is an episode that is very much like, it's little mini episodes. It is, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
01:12:01
OZ CUMM
I think I know what you're going to talk about.
01:12:04
slimeballsteve
It is basically that Simpsons episode where it's like all the the eyes on Springfield views.
01:12:08
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:12:09
slimeballsteve
And it's basically cutting through all the characters. And there's this little fun one in the middle that is just like, it follows Iro throughout the city and it is light, it is soft. And then at the end,
01:12:20
slimeballsteve
It just decides to punch you in the stomach so hard, so hard. I literally had to pause that episode and just openly weep.
01:12:30
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that was sad.
01:12:31
slimeballsteve
It is cutting, dude.
01:12:33
OZ CUMM
That's a rough one.
01:12:34
slimeballsteve
Like maybe, you know, maybe because ah like i'm like we're getting older, things kind of hit a little harder, but like, dude,
01:12:38
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
01:12:41
Brother Devon
Man, I don't... I'm trying to remember. I don't think I had anything like that guy close with Avatar.
01:12:48
OZ CUMM
it's it's I will say that show is very much it's packed towards the second half. Like I feel like the second half of that show is the best.
01:12:53
slimeballsteve
Yes. Your analogy to Buffy, I think is kind of apt where it's like, you know, you're kind of learning the character in the first seasons and they're doing like fun little silly stuff. And then it gets, it gets real in those second two seasons.
01:13:08
OZ CUMM
Yes, yes it does. And I think like that first attack on Ba Sing Se, I was like, oh, this this show is much bigger. You know, like everything just got way bigger.
01:13:16
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
01:13:19
OZ CUMM
And now there's like um like a current war going on. Like, ah, yeah, it just, it really, it builds things up nicely, I feel.
01:13:23
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:13:28
OZ CUMM
that That's a better way to put it. Like, I think it just, it builds things up to that point. Very nice.
01:13:35
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:13:35
OZ CUMM
And it pays off so well.
01:13:37
slimeballsteve
I can recommend that show to anybody. Like that's, I, I feel like a fool for, for kind of turning my nose up on it. Um, but, uh, you know, that show is good.
01:13:47
OZ CUMM
It's a good, it's, it's, it's, it's a classic. It really is the classic television show and it's perfect.
01:13:50
slimeballsteve
Yeah, it really is.
01:13:54
OZ CUMM
Like perfectly sized three seasons.
01:13:55
slimeballsteve
It is three seasons and the the seasons are pretty big, you know, they're like 20 episodes, I think, average.
01:14:01
Brother Devon
but they're like, you know, what, 20, 15, 20 minute episodes?
01:14:02
slimeballsteve
um
01:14:05
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:14:06
Brother Devon
No.
01:14:06
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:07
slimeballsteve
There's like longer, like multiple part episodes.
01:14:07
OZ CUMM
And it.
01:14:10
slimeballsteve
um
01:14:10
Brother Devon
Listen, Steve, I just feel like you kind of, you, you, you, there's oil in the engine right now. I feel like if you just make that jump, make that jump to ah an anime called Naruto, Steve, I think you you'd, uh, you might find, you might be surprised is all I'm saying.
01:14:26
OZ CUMM
What? You think 60 episodes is comparable like 400?
01:14:30
Brother Devon
no no I'm just saying like like in terms of ang and Naruto. There's there's there's a lot there.
01:14:34
OZ CUMM
Oh, yeah.
01:14:36
slimeballsteve
You saying I should pump out those 500 episodes now?
01:14:38
Brother Devon
I Just thinking maybe you know, just take some PTO. I'm just Cave, you know just don't shave I'm saying if you want it I'm saying if you want to finish it by like next week next episode Yeah
01:14:42
slimeballsteve
Yeah. They just take the year off.
01:14:45
OZ CUMM
You got to enjoy this show. You have to take off from work. yeah That's why he's saying to you.
01:14:53
slimeballsteve
Oh, you're saying just, just, just no life it. Just go for it.
01:15:00
Brother Devon
Dude, nothing will ever top the Jonathan Suarez no life of Buffy and Angel.
01:15:05
slimeballsteve
That was the most impressive span of time.
01:15:07
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, that was like was a month or something. I i finished a month and a half.
01:15:10
slimeballsteve
It was the month.
01:15:10
Brother Devon
We had to break it down too.
01:15:11
slimeballsteve
You watched Buffy, you watched Angel.
01:15:12
Brother Devon
We're like, you're watching like 12 hours a day. There's something insane, dude.
01:15:19
slimeballsteve
How many hours of Buffy and ah Angel are there?
01:15:19
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:15:26
Brother Devon
Because I remember like within the first like, week, you were like, you were like in season like three and we're like, what?
01:15:35
slimeballsteve
Buffy is 106 hours and 42 minutes.
01:15:35
Brother Devon
right Yeah.
01:15:38
slimeballsteve
Angel is 80 hours and 40 minutes.
01:15:43
Brother Devon
Yeah. And, uh, yeah.
01:15:44
slimeballsteve
Goddamn, you watched 188 hours of television.
01:15:46
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, it was a slow month at work.
01:15:54
slimeballsteve
I'm still impressed. You like Superman around the earth and watched two shows.
01:15:59
Brother Devon
Yeah, it was a ah yeah unbelievable. I just remember being like, what? What? Because really, oh yeah, you're really going to like it. And then, yeah, within the first week, you were like on season three.
TV Binge-Watching Experiences
01:16:10
slimeballsteve
What other shows do you guys think you laser focused in your lives? Because like I think like Edgerunners was like one of those like one to pop it and you can't stop it. What other series like?
01:16:22
Brother Devon
I mean, i until I caught up, Breaking Bad, I lasered in on hard, hard.
01:16:27
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:16:29
Brother Devon
a lot of CSI. ah Dude, dude, not all of it because it just became like in the NCIS of, you know.
01:16:32
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you watched a lot of CSI.
01:16:40
Brother Devon
of everything. But like, dude, the first like four or five seasons I because I was working at GameStop at the time and we could just rent out anything for like, you know, a day for quote unquote research.
01:16:52
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:16:52
Brother Devon
And yeah, I just ran out seasons of DVDs and I was watching CSI. And Dexter. But mostly CSI.
01:17:05
Brother Devon
And do I still would like to think that those first like three or so seasons of the original CSI hold up as like actually good TV.
01:17:15
OZ CUMM
Holy shit, you guys are talking about CSI now?
01:17:17
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:17:17
slimeballsteve
ah We're talking about shows that we kind of know-lifed.
01:17:21
OZ CUMM
Oh, you know why CSI, Evan?
01:17:23
Brother Devon
For the first like three or four seasons, yeah, because.
01:17:27
OZ CUMM
How many times could you watch their semen all over this body?
01:17:30
Brother Devon
Well, that was the thing, that's why it was so good, dude.
01:17:33
OZ CUMM
Okay. What did I know, wife? That's a good question.
01:17:40
OZ CUMM
Hmm, I gotta think about this for a second.
01:17:42
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:17:42
OZ CUMM
Hold on, hold on.
01:17:42
slimeballsteve
It's a, it's a thinker. I definitely like, you know, lost was one that after you guys showed me that first few episodes, like dude, I'd laser focus that series.
01:17:47
OZ CUMM
Yeah, lost. Definitely.
01:17:50
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah, you and John just went on opposite paths that day.
01:17:55
OZ CUMM
Oh, Breaking Bad.
01:17:55
Brother Devon
That's it. Yeah, that's what I said until I called off to it.
01:17:58
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:17:59
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:18:00
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:18:00
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:18:00
slimeballsteve
Bring bad is definitely one of those shows where like you, you just lock in on it.
01:18:05
Brother Devon
Oh.
01:18:05
OZ CUMM
I think I watched the episode where they were cooking in the ah RV out, when remember when they got stuck out in the desert?
01:18:10
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
01:18:11
OZ CUMM
And I was like, what the fuck is that?
01:18:13
Brother Devon
who
01:18:14
OZ CUMM
I was like, literally, I was blown away. And then, yeah, I just fucking ate that shit up, man.
01:18:21
Brother Devon
I know life's, uh, some seasons of, uh, of, uh, Dr. Who, you know, the quote unquote good ones, you know, dude,
01:18:28
OZ CUMM
Oh yeah, yeah, that's another one.
01:18:29
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm. That first Matt maths Smith, Matt Smith, Matt Smith season, I feel like that was like I remember getting together like at Galani's house to watch that finale.
01:18:41
OZ CUMM
Oh yeah, that's right.
01:18:43
slimeballsteve
Yeah, like that was appointment television at the time.
01:18:44
OZ CUMM
The fish. ice cream and pudding and fish fingers.
01:18:45
Brother Devon
wait. Steve, let let me ask you this, because Chris isn't on the Internet as much as you and I are.
01:18:47
OZ CUMM
That's right.
01:18:51
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:18:53
Brother Devon
Does the Internet constantly try to get you to watch suits?
01:18:56
slimeballsteve
No.
01:18:57
Brother Devon
Dude, every time it's like, dude, every time it's like, yeah, suits, dude.
01:18:57
OZ CUMM
Oh, Devin's in a suit hole.
01:19:02
Brother Devon
And I'm like, what?
01:19:02
slimeballsteve
is that a Is that a USA show?
01:19:03
Brother Devon
This is art. Yeah, dude.
01:19:06
OZ CUMM
Devin's in a suit hole.
01:19:06
Brother Devon
See, I look at this. I googled the best TV series seasons ranked season five of suits, average IMDB rating nine out of 10. Dude, fucking what, bro?
01:19:19
Brother Devon
Suits? All right.
01:19:21
slimeballsteve
Dude.
01:19:21
OZ CUMM
I'm DB is not legitimate No
01:19:23
Brother Devon
Yo.
01:19:24
slimeballsteve
Suits.
01:19:25
Brother Devon
Suits, dude. Let's get in the suits, guys. Come on.
01:19:30
slimeballsteve
I remember when you, what was that season two of, what was the show with Leave Shiver?
01:19:35
OZ CUMM
Ray Donovan
01:19:36
slimeballsteve
Ray Donovan. Yeah, Devin was real big into Ray Donovan for like a year.
01:19:38
Brother Devon
I never watched any Ray Donovan.
01:19:40
slimeballsteve
I know, but like you talked about Ray Donovan like every day.
01:19:43
Brother Devon
Well,
01:19:43
OZ CUMM
yeah we had to we had to get you to stop
01:19:45
Brother Devon
I was like, how can a hit man be so handsome? I don't even know what his job is.
01:19:50
slimeballsteve
You ever watch Castle?
01:19:51
OZ CUMM
I did not watch castle did not Oh boy
01:19:53
Brother Devon
Wait.
01:19:53
slimeballsteve
ah i I went to Wendy's.
01:19:56
Brother Devon
John watched a lot of Castle, I thought.
01:19:57
slimeballsteve
Did you watch a lot of Castle?
01:19:59
Phantom Libtard
Did I?
01:20:00
Brother Devon
I don't know. I thought so.
01:20:03
Phantom Libtard
i I don't even remember.
01:20:05
Brother Devon
You got kind of.
01:20:05
Phantom Libtard
That's that's a long time ago.
01:20:07
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:20:08
slimeballsteve
but The castle craze.
01:20:08
Phantom Libtard
I don't know, man.
01:20:09
Brother Devon
Well, because because you were like hot, off you were, you know, you were hot off of Boreanz and you're like, oh, Right?
01:20:16
OZ CUMM
That we know. Castle?
01:20:17
Brother Devon
That's bones!
01:20:18
OZ CUMM
That's not Boreanas.
01:20:18
Brother Devon
Oh! Ah, dead.
01:20:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you're thinking of bones.
01:20:19
Phantom Libtard
Castle's Nathan Fillion.
01:20:19
OZ CUMM
Oh, you, you idiot!
01:20:20
slimeballsteve
You're thinking of bones.
01:20:21
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:20:22
Phantom Libtard
The only thing I remember of Bones is us turning it on at at the at very like the last three seconds of an episode where where the girl was like, and then he died, and then they both started laughing, and we were like, what the fuck just happened?
01:20:24
Brother Devon
There am I.
01:20:27
Brother Devon
You know what?
01:20:33
Brother Devon
Yeah. Nah.
01:20:34
slimeballsteve
but
01:20:35
Brother Devon
Nah, nevermind. I like the idea of the fucking castle. Who brought that up, Steve? Was that you?
01:20:40
Phantom Libtard
No, I think I did watch a bit of Castle, that like a whole season.
01:20:41
slimeballsteve
I was talking about Castle.
01:20:44
Brother Devon
Castle?
01:20:45
slimeballsteve
That's um with what's his name, Nathan.
01:20:47
OZ CUMM
Nathan Fillion.
01:20:47
Phantom Libtard
That's Nathan Fillion.
01:20:48
Brother Devon
Yes.
01:20:48
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:20:48
Phantom Libtard
This is Nathan Fillion's show.
01:20:50
slimeballsteve
Dude, I went to a Wendy's like right before they were closing and like I like picked up like an order of like, you know, food.
01:20:52
Brother Devon
Okay.
01:20:58
slimeballsteve
And I remember I was like, how's your night? And like the guy at the window was like, I'm not going to lie. Next person I see I'm going to hit.
01:21:04
OZ CUMM
Oh, Jesus.
01:21:05
slimeballsteve
And I was like, hello?
01:21:05
Brother Devon
right.
01:21:07
slimeballsteve
And he was like, he was like, dude, today's been horrible. He's like, I just want to go home, get drunk and watch Castle. And I'm like, I was scared at this point because I was, I was the problem.
01:21:14
Brother Devon
yeah
01:21:18
slimeballsteve
I was probably like keeping him at work, getting like late night orders.
01:21:18
Phantom Libtard
oh my god
01:21:20
OZ CUMM
You asshole he was trying to watch castle you were there trying to get your fucking coffee Yeah, if you
01:21:23
slimeballsteve
Yeah. But like, I was like, I was like,
01:21:25
Brother Devon
He should have been like, I know I heard suits is better and then he hits me.
01:21:27
slimeballsteve
No, dude, dude, I immediately turned into such a little like liar. I was like, oh, a fellow Castle fan. And I gave him a fist bump.
01:21:35
Brother Devon
Oh, my.
01:21:39
slimeballsteve
Oh, and he's like, you watch Castle 2?
01:21:40
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, you would have fucking would you just drove away without your food?
01:21:42
slimeballsteve
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I love the show.
01:21:44
OZ CUMM
I want to be honest, if he would have grilled you on questions, he would have beat the shit out of you.
01:21:44
Phantom Libtard
Oh my god.
01:21:47
slimeballsteve
Dude, I would have been.
01:21:49
OZ CUMM
He would have beat the shit out of you.
01:21:50
slimeballsteve
I don't want to be able to jump into my car.
01:21:52
OZ CUMM
He would have fucking socked you in the mouth.
01:21:53
Brother Devon
Wait, wait. Steve, this is a legitimate question.
01:21:55
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:21:56
Brother Devon
If he grilled you and you didn't have your food at the time, would your response have just been drive away?
01:22:02
slimeballsteve
Yes, I would have had to put the pedal to the metal, dude.
01:22:05
Brother Devon
Oh, so like I remember this is the first season when Castle writes that story.
01:22:11
slimeballsteve
No, dude, the question would have been, who's your favorite character? And I would have had to say Castle.
01:22:16
OZ CUMM
Oh, man! That's a tell! I know, that's as a castle head, that's a tell.
01:22:21
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah.
01:22:21
slimeballsteve
That's the tell.
01:22:22
OZ CUMM
who
01:22:22
slimeballsteve
it
01:22:25
Brother Devon
God. Yeah. Nah, dude, that would have been embarrassing.
01:22:29
OZ CUMM
Yeah, he would have beat that shit out of you, Steve. He really would have. He had a rough day, man. He just wanted to go and watch Castle.
01:22:33
slimeballsteve
Yeah, dude. Just watch the castle.
01:22:37
OZ CUMM
Wow.
01:22:38
slimeballsteve
Season three, then.
01:22:39
Brother Devon
And that person, John Suarez, I just want to watch the castle, dude.
01:22:45
slimeballsteve
Why are we watching bones? Same thing.
01:22:47
Brother Devon
Same thing. What's the difference?
01:22:49
slimeballsteve
What's the difference, man?
01:22:51
Brother Devon
I guess. I don't know. Didn't they hate each other by the end of the show?
01:22:56
slimeballsteve
Who castle and bones.
01:22:57
OZ CUMM
Yeah, the bones hated Castle because he he stole all his bones any.
01:22:57
Brother Devon
The castle and.
01:22:59
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'd watch that crossover.
01:23:03
Brother Devon
Hey.
01:23:05
slimeballsteve
Get these bones out of my castle.
01:23:07
OZ CUMM
That's the crossover.
01:23:08
Brother Devon
Yeah, do that car also. rub Yeah, that's what you should say. Oh, the crossover episodes, my favorite.
01:23:13
slimeballsteve
Oh, dude.
01:23:14
Brother Devon
Where they cross over bones row.
01:23:14
OZ CUMM
We're bones. Got all his bones eaten by that castle man.
01:23:18
Brother Devon
yeah but But that demon living in the castle ate all his bones? Sick, bro.
01:23:26
slimeballsteve
I really like the one where they close the hell mouth and then I just drive off.
01:23:28
Brother Devon
a
01:23:31
Brother Devon
ah Actually, wait, I do have a quick...
01:23:31
slimeballsteve
What the fuck?
01:23:35
Brother Devon
To get off of the castle talk.
01:23:37
OZ CUMM
Thank God.
01:23:37
Brother Devon
Have you or Jon, Steve, been playing the Dead Master remake?
01:23:42
slimeballsteve
ah
01:23:42
Brother Devon
ReMaster?
01:23:42
Phantom Libtard
Headmaster, I don't know what that is.
01:23:42
Brother Devon
Whatever.
01:23:42
slimeballsteve
i and it
01:23:43
Brother Devon
Yeah. Dead Master? What the fuck's it called?
01:23:46
slimeballsteve
Dead Rising ah Undead remaster?
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01:23:51
slimeballsteve
No, what the hell is this?
01:23:51
Brother Devon
deluxe remasters
01:23:52
OZ CUMM
I think it's dead.
01:23:53
slimeballsteve
Deluxe remaster, it's DRDR.
01:23:53
OZ CUMM
Yeah, DRDR. That's why I remembered that.
01:23:55
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:23:56
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, Dominican Republic, Dominican Republic.
01:23:56
slimeballsteve
um A good way to remember it.
01:23:58
OZ CUMM
I had no idea that Marvel was in the Dominican Republic.
01:24:00
Brother Devon
yeah
01:24:02
slimeballsteve
um I played a little bit of it. I dabbled um to Night of the First Day. um it plays pretty much exactly like that first game. It's just a lot of ah visual improvements, but also it's not like it's not like a sweeping, you know don't expect a remake, just expect a lot of visual differences. um But yeah, it is that game. um I think there's a lot of like real nice things they've added though. Like ah they've added a, ah I think there was a tumble, John. I remember you asking if there was like a a role in the original Dead Rising. I kind of, I'm trying to remember, but I think there was.
01:24:42
OZ CUMM
These remasters.
01:24:42
Phantom Libtard
i don't I honestly don't remember. look like the The Dark Souls role. But if there's a cooldown on it that they don't actually show you like when it's cooled down.
01:24:50
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you don't have a bar.
01:24:51
Brother Devon
uh the one thing that i read that i was actually like really impressed by was um because like yeah the moves that you can get for frank uh can almost i guess it like you can almost like hotkey them whereas before you would have to do like street fighter type inputs to like do the moves which i i like the modern control i like the modern
01:24:52
Phantom Libtard
There's no bar there's there's no stamina bar or anything.
01:25:09
slimeballsteve
Oh.
01:25:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:25:14
Phantom Libtard
ah I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's still issue you like the modern you like the easy easy mode control Man you're gonna love Capcom Marvel vs.
01:25:21
Brother Devon
Well, I like that you can like just kind of like quick do a move as opposed to like a scroll circle her halfback charge attack. Like you can just spam. and
01:25:32
Phantom Libtard
Capcom fighting collection then Because they put they put that shit in there, too
01:25:34
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:25:35
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:25:36
Brother Devon
No. Yeah.
01:25:39
slimeballsteve
John, do you remember there being, does anybody remember there being an opening to Dead Rising where it's a mom and a daughter driving?
01:25:39
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:25:47
Phantom Libtard
Nah, that was new. I think that was new.
01:25:49
slimeballsteve
That dude, I so like i was like playing it and like I was like, I remember how fun and silly this game was and it just opens with like the most bleak, awful like intro and I'm like, oh, oh right.
01:26:03
slimeballsteve
I remember this game getting pretty bleak.
01:26:03
OZ CUMM
I think. remasters are always like, there's this strange shit that they change, like weird stuff that you wouldn't expect anybody to even look at.
01:26:15
OZ CUMM
Like that's, that's what I've noticed with some of the remasters I play. I'm like, why did you, why is that different? You know, like, I guess it has to be, maybe they tone some things down or whatever, maybe some dialogue choices are different, but I know with that game, it's so silly.
01:26:15
slimeballsteve
ah Yeah.
01:26:32
OZ CUMM
If they make really big changes, you're going to be like, what? This is supposed to be goofy.
01:26:37
slimeballsteve
Right.
01:26:38
OZ CUMM
Like that's at least what I gathered from the original. It's kind of almost tongue in cheek, almost tongue in cheek.
01:26:42
slimeballsteve
it is ah It is interesting, because like you know it seems like they're they're stick they're sticking pretty like true to like what it was, but there are some changes. um i do miss I do miss the TJ Rolento's voice.
01:26:57
OZ CUMM
Hmm.
01:26:58
slimeballsteve
His voice will always be Frank West in my head. um They do a pretty decent job, I think. A lot of the the new characters, you know they do a good job. I downloaded a mod, though, and I want to see if it it does anything.
01:27:09
Brother Devon
Whoa, dude, you're already modding, bro?
01:27:11
OZ CUMM
Is he nude?
01:27:12
slimeballsteve
ah You know, that's the thing.
01:27:12
OZ CUMM
Is he nude?
01:27:12
Brother Devon
What's the mod?
01:27:13
slimeballsteve
That's the thing about that Resident Evil engine, man. It is so fun and easy to mod. Like, there's already a Leon Kennedy mod where you can just replace Frank with Leon.
01:27:21
Brother Devon
Okay. What's the, uh, yeah, what's the mod though?
01:27:25
slimeballsteve
um Oh, the mod that I did, it replaces the new voice actor with original Frank.
01:27:29
Brother Devon
Jesus.
01:27:30
slimeballsteve
Jesus crashed.
01:27:31
Brother Devon
Give him a chance.
01:27:32
OZ CUMM
Google.
01:27:32
slimeballsteve
I gave him a chance.
01:27:32
Brother Devon
Jesus.
01:27:33
slimeballsteve
I gave him one day.
01:27:34
OZ CUMM
Google.
01:27:35
Brother Devon
You're like, fuck this guy.
01:27:35
OZ CUMM
Give me a fake. Give me a Frank West nude mod. That's what I think you typed in personally.
01:27:40
slimeballsteve
Nude tame.
01:27:40
Phantom Libtard
I'm sure it exists.
01:27:42
OZ CUMM
I'm sure it exists.
01:27:43
OZ CUMM
It's gotta be there.
01:27:43
Phantom Libtard
I'm sure it exists, Chris.
01:27:45
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:27:45
OZ CUMM
It's the first thing I download.
01:27:47
slimeballsteve
I posted some of the mods that I found um in there. Handsome Frank. They went a little little extra with the way Frank looks.
01:27:56
OZ CUMM
Too handsome?
01:27:56
Brother Devon
Oh, that's oh, wait, that's OK.
01:27:58
slimeballsteve
that some far They basically made Frank look like Giga Chad Frank.
01:28:03
Brother Devon
I was going to say I.
01:28:06
slimeballsteve
He looks kind of like Al Bundy in that, which is fun.
01:28:08
Brother Devon
All right.
01:28:08
slimeballsteve
ah But there's a lot of like ah there's a lot of people like kind of like trying to adjust Frank's look to like be a little more representative of like what people remember Frank looking like.
01:28:18
slimeballsteve
ah The one that I'm like a big fan of is concept art Frank, where it's like the Frank that is like on the cover of the original Dead Rising box where he's like lifted like the shopping cart and stuff.
01:28:30
OZ CUMM
Oh, yeah, the class.
01:28:30
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:28:31
slimeballsteve
And then there was like the, the, the, like the beta Frank where he's like wearing the, like the green turtleneck from like all those magazine posts from back in the day. I'm like, this is cool that people are like kind of representing like all these like interpretations of this character.
01:28:45
slimeballsteve
So I, uh, I like that, you know, there's a lot of play with that, but, um, like otherwise it's like, it's basically like dead rising, but there's a lot of updates.
01:28:50
Brother Devon
yeah
01:28:56
slimeballsteve
You can like kind of move and shoot people, which you couldn't do in the original. So.
01:29:00
Brother Devon
Yeah, no, it's just it's like one of many on the list. Now that list get bigger, man.
01:29:06
slimeballsteve
I'd say wait for a sale, probably, but.
01:29:06
Brother Devon
I thought, yeah, but it's just, you know, though like I really thought I was looking at like some old notes of mine that I was just like taking. I was like, oh, dude, like after space move to there's like nothing.
01:29:18
Brother Devon
And I'm like, I'm horned up for like one, two, there's like six or seven games I would buy today if I had the time and money.
01:29:27
slimeballsteve
Right now, what are they?
01:29:28
Brother Devon
Yeah, like I. I would buy Dead Rising remastered deluxe.
01:29:34
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's on my list.
01:29:34
Brother Devon
I would buy Astro Bot.
01:29:35
OZ CUMM
That's on my list.
01:29:36
Brother Devon
I would buy Frank Stone.
01:29:37
slimeballsteve
I should have bought this one.
01:29:37
Brother Devon
I would buy Black Myth Wukong. I would buy Star Wars Outlaws. I was like, fuck it, why not? You know, I would buy them.
01:29:44
slimeballsteve
Dude, I think I'm sold on Valeguard, man. I think i'm I'm sold on that. I might jump back into the Dragon Age.
01:29:47
Brother Devon
Yeah, no, I mean, that's what it is that November or.
01:29:50
slimeballsteve
That's October 31st, Halloween.
01:29:52
Brother Devon
OK, OK, yeah, yeah, dude.
01:29:53
OZ CUMM
Ooh, spooky.
01:29:54
Brother Devon
Fucking that game, which is.
01:29:56
slimeballsteve
I mean, Silent Hill comes out a couple of weeks from now.
01:29:59
Brother Devon
yeah
01:29:59
OZ CUMM
Oh, don't tell Tim.
01:29:59
slimeballsteve
Tim.
01:30:00
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:30:00
OZ CUMM
Don't tell Tim.
01:30:01
Brother Devon
Oh, you mean that PS five exclusive dude?
01:30:02
slimeballsteve
DTT.
01:30:04
OZ CUMM
I'll tell Tim.
01:30:04
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that's not crazy. They got an exclusivity for like a year, right?
01:30:08
Brother Devon
It's kind of like why, but why not?
01:30:11
OZ CUMM
Don't, don't tell Tim that the main character has to go to the bathroom and so on too.
01:30:11
Brother Devon
I guess.
01:30:16
OZ CUMM
They added that mechanic.
01:30:17
Brother Devon
Wait, wait, wait. Is it, do you know, is it just conflict or is it just not coming to PC?
01:30:22
slimeballsteve
No, it's coming to PC.
01:30:23
Brother Devon
Okay.
01:30:23
slimeballsteve
It's console exclusive, yeah.
01:30:23
Brother Devon
Okay. All right. So Tim can still play it. Thank God.
01:30:26
slimeballsteve
Oh, Tim still is gonna play it.
01:30:28
Brother Devon
yeah
01:30:29
OZ CUMM
Sounds like a threat.
01:30:30
Brother Devon
Yeah. How many is this going to be a race, the gift to him, that game? I mean, who's going to, who's going to win the race?
01:30:34
slimeballsteve
Dude, I could do it right now. I could do it right now. But also, I don't want to, because I want to buy it for myself, Tim.
01:30:41
Brother Devon
Yeah, but I don't know.
01:30:41
OZ CUMM
Gonna play, gonna beat it.
01:30:42
Brother Devon
Yeah. You know, I, I just, uh, I was at a spot where the, Oh my God.
01:30:42
Phantom Libtard
Tim.
01:30:43
slimeballsteve
Tim?
01:30:46
Brother Devon
And now I'm i'm drowning in games.
01:30:47
slimeballsteve
Why did you turn into a JR? My God.
01:30:50
Brother Devon
Oh my God.
01:30:50
slimeballsteve
game Games.
01:30:50
Brother Devon
There's no games to play.
01:30:51
slimeballsteve
Games.
01:30:53
Brother Devon
Yeah. And now I just want to play all the games.
01:30:55
OZ CUMM
Oh, I got a backlog. I got games I gotta buy.
01:30:59
Brother Devon
and I, I will say not to not to keep the cyberpunk train going, but I think that's, uh, that that's the one I'm firing up next.
01:30:59
slimeballsteve
My God, Chris, you got a backlog.
01:31:00
OZ CUMM
Fuck. I'm gonna need help.
01:31:09
slimeballsteve
I already bought it, dude.
01:31:10
Phantom Libtard
Ah, you're going to do it.
01:31:10
slimeballsteve
I bought it this week.
01:31:12
Brother Devon
I mean, like I've space Marine two is now now officially just kind of like, I can pick that up whenever now.
01:31:14
Phantom Libtard
but when paul started but Dude, when Paul started, um when he said he was starting fan the Phantom Liberty part of the game, I got goosebumps and I watched like the first 19 minutes.
01:31:19
Brother Devon
So.
01:31:31
Phantom Libtard
somebody I think somebody posted the first 19 minutes of it and I watched it again. I'm like, man, this um I might play it again. I might just do it again. i If I do it again, I'm just going to start a new game and then go right into the DLC.
01:31:44
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, I mean
01:31:44
slimeballsteve
You think that's the strat?
01:31:45
Phantom Libtard
Cause there's no, no, no, no, no. You guys should play from, from scratch.
01:31:48
slimeballsteve
Oh, we have to. I thought you were gonna be like, no, no, no, no, no. You guys have to play from scratch.
01:31:54
Phantom Libtard
no i No, I mean, okay. Cause like the thing is, is like the 2.0 updates are like really like drastic and, and, um, like it's cool to like play around. it's It doesn't take that long to get to, to the DLC. If you want to speed run to straight to the DLC, like if you're not feeling.
01:32:15
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
01:32:15
Phantom Libtard
the game, then you could just go you can just go right you can just go right right into it.
01:32:19
slimeballsteve
I am genuinely shocked. You went from Elden Ring fever to Cyberpunk fever.
01:32:26
OZ CUMM
Thank you.
01:32:28
slimeballsteve
Like the fact that that was like a straight line for you to do without falling means that like new Cyberpunk must be like pretty damn good.
01:32:29
Phantom Libtard
Yeah. This is what
01:32:40
Phantom Libtard
this is what not having a toxic game like Destiny 2 in my life anymore is like, all right, I'm living my life, Steve.
01:32:46
OZ CUMM
a
01:32:50
Phantom Libtard
I'm just living my life now, right? I'm free.
01:32:52
OZ CUMM
yeah you I must have took up so much time. You'd be two big games in like a year.
01:32:57
Phantom Libtard
I was about to go right into fucking Red Dead. If it was on if Red Dead was like ah was still on sale, I missed it by like an hour. If if I would have gotten it for like the 20 bucks or whatever, I probably would have started that again, like right right away.
01:33:10
slimeballsteve
Yo, how boy, John.
01:33:10
Phantom Libtard
But i have I also have Baldr's Gate.
01:33:12
Phantom Libtard
I got Baldr's Gate. I bought Baldr's Gate, too.
01:33:14
OZ CUMM
Oh shit.
01:33:14
Phantom Libtard
So I'm going to play that.
01:33:14
slimeballsteve
Oh, so we can get we can get role playing, John.
01:33:16
OZ CUMM
Another hundred hour game for you, huh?
01:33:18
Phantom Libtard
like yeah um'm I'm I'm trying to figure out when the best time to start back.
01:33:20
slimeballsteve
Dude.
01:33:25
slimeballsteve
Are we.
01:33:25
Phantom Libtard
Because I know it's a lot. It's a lot.
01:33:27
slimeballsteve
Are we going to get a winter John D and D role playing arc?
01:33:27
Phantom Libtard
so lot
01:33:32
OZ CUMM
Oh, man.
01:33:33
Phantom Libtard
Oh, man. I don't know.
01:33:34
slimeballsteve
Your job is going to have a D 20 set by the end of that week.
01:33:37
Phantom Libtard
Well, I was. Telling like 10, I'm like, yo, let's fucking play cyberpunk. Can you get it started? tim Can we can we try to play?
01:33:46
OZ CUMM
Oh, you want to roleplay that you're saying?
01:33:47
Phantom Libtard
ah Maybe. Yeah, like I'm like I'm like fucking watching lore video.
01:33:49
slimeballsteve
Mmm. oh
01:33:50
OZ CUMM
Well, that's well, now that's a whole different color.
01:33:52
Phantom Libtard
Chris. Chris, I'm a I was in the shower listening to ah the history of trauma team, like from the beginning, like the beginnings of it, like that's that's how deep I was in lore.
01:34:02
OZ CUMM
ah
01:34:06
OZ CUMM
I read the core book. I always liked the lore. It's pretty cool. The only thing I don't like about the lore is the names. That's it. Everything else is really neat.
01:34:15
Phantom Libtard
Like what's the worst what's what's your least favorite name?
01:34:15
OZ CUMM
I think
01:34:17
OZ CUMM
like Black Hand, Morgan, and that's actually not too bad.
01:34:21
Phantom Libtard
Well, I mean having having ah having a Morgan Blackhand and a Johnny Silverhand is kind of is kind of kind of, it's a little bit it's a little bit much.
01:34:25
OZ CUMM
it's It's a little silly. It's like, I feel like the ah the creator really spent a lot of time on like the world and he was just like, where you know what the name's like.
01:34:36
slimeballsteve
He had ideas for characters.
01:34:37
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
01:34:37
slimeballsteve
He was just like, ah.
01:34:39
Brother Devon
Wait, so what what are you looking for in, ah you know, these futurists sci fi or fantasy setting names? Are you looking for something like?
01:34:47
OZ CUMM
I don't know.
01:34:48
Phantom Libtard
Well, OK, so, um. I use your elbows name in the game is Solomon Reed, which I think is a solid name.
01:34:54
slimeballsteve
That was a strong name.
01:34:56
OZ CUMM
That's a great name.
01:34:56
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:34:56
Phantom Libtard
Solomon Reed, right?
01:34:58
slimeballsteve
That's a good name.
01:34:59
OZ CUMM
That's an awesome name. I like V. Yeah. That's a cool name.
01:34:59
Phantom Libtard
Right, I think V is V is a pretty V is V is OK.
01:35:04
Phantom Libtard
It's it's gender neutral, which you know.
01:35:06
OZ CUMM
I just think the names are too ordinary for the the world.
01:35:09
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:35:11
OZ CUMM
like Yeah.
01:35:11
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, and it's not very cyberpunk. Chris, because like the cyberpunk like this is the joke I was going to tell when when when Tim and Tim was like trashing on like the the writing of the the main quest story, I was going to be like, well, isn't that the most cyberpunk thing, like style over substance?
01:35:27
Phantom Libtard
Like that's one of the rules.
01:35:29
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I guess a little bit.
01:35:30
Phantom Libtard
You know, that's one of the rules, is it not?
01:35:32
OZ CUMM
I don't know.
01:35:33
Phantom Libtard
So like maybe maybe the name should be better, Chris.
01:35:34
OZ CUMM
Well, the the the issue I have.
01:35:37
Phantom Libtard
The name should be should be cooler if that's the most cyberpunk thing to do is like make the characters kind of bland, but make the names cool, make the designs cool.
01:35:44
OZ CUMM
I. Kind of to some degree, I mean, that's the way I look at the visual style of that game, it's just I always say it's like technicolor vomit, like it's.
01:35:58
OZ CUMM
To me, it's like, but it works. Like it's ugly in a good way. I don't know. I don't know how else to say it. Like I, that's why I like cyberpunk. Cause it's just like, it's almost grotesque.
01:36:09
Phantom Libtard
Oh, because it's almost like it's nauseating how color how colorful it is.
01:36:13
OZ CUMM
Yes. Yes.
01:36:16
Phantom Libtard
Because it goes out of its way to to be neon and and in your face and flashy.
01:36:19
OZ CUMM
And it looks fake and it is fake.
01:36:21
Phantom Libtard
And it looks fake, and it is fake. like that's that's the whole That's the whole spiel of the of the universe, because everybody's like that. know
01:36:29
OZ CUMM
Yes, yeah, and I think the anime is it's just the perfect like I always say perfect medium for the genre like it's just No,
01:36:37
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:36:37
Phantom Libtard
Man, I can't wait. I can't wait to see what they do with it.
01:36:39
slimeballsteve
I kind of want them to do that, like do a visual like version of that show into like a sequel.
01:36:40
Phantom Libtard
It's.
01:36:49
OZ CUMM
no that is something right there Yeah, like ultra stylistic yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:36:50
slimeballsteve
Like. Some some shell shading, maybe something.
01:36:57
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:36:58
Phantom Libtard
Oh, like, arcane like that kind of animation.
01:37:00
OZ CUMM
Kinda, sorta.
01:37:03
Phantom Libtard
It's fucking Spider-Verse, Spider-Verse is good.
01:37:04
slimeballsteve
But better.
01:37:06
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
01:37:06
slimeballsteve
Spider-Verse, yeah!
01:37:07
Phantom Libtard
Could work.
01:37:09
OZ CUMM
That to me is, that's really all over the place.
01:37:12
Phantom Libtard
Wait, so Devin, when are you starting, man? I need to know everything.
01:37:15
Brother Devon
ah
01:37:16
Phantom Libtard
I need you to i need you to stream it so I can watch you play.
01:37:17
slimeballsteve
Dude, he's still living his space marine life.
01:37:18
Brother Devon
that Well, now that's the thing, right? Is like, um, I probably.
01:37:23
Phantom Libtard
Well, you could just start the game whenever, and then when you get to the to the part where you can play Phantom Liberty, then you can just get it then, get the DLC then.
01:37:31
Brother Devon
Yeah. Well, that's, that's the thing. Yeah. I don't own Phantom Liberty yet. Um, and I, but again, I know it goes on sale like every other fucking week. So yeah.
01:37:39
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:37:40
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I actually checked for you if it was on sale on um on the Sony.
01:37:40
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:37:44
Phantom Libtard
Well, maybe it will, but since um it'll probably look exactly the same on the PS5 Pro and play.
01:37:44
Brother Devon
But like, I don't know, the guys, may I just wait till my PS5 Pro comes in?
01:37:48
slimeballsteve
Dude.
01:37:49
OZ CUMM
Oh boy. Oh boy.
01:37:52
Brother Devon
yeah ah
01:37:54
OZ CUMM
Here we go.
01:37:54
slimeballsteve
Is it me or is the five?
01:37:54
Phantom Libtard
That game is that game is four years old. Cyberpunk 2077 is four years old.
01:37:59
slimeballsteve
That's crazy, dude, don't say that. You can't say that.
01:38:01
Brother Devon
yes Yeah.
01:38:02
slimeballsteve
You can't say that game is four years old.
01:38:03
OZ CUMM
Can he say that on television?
01:38:05
slimeballsteve
No, he can't say that, dude.
01:38:06
Phantom Libtard
Right, that came out at the end of 2020, right?
01:38:08
slimeballsteve
2020 2020 you're right Yeah, we talked about the same year where the Last of Us 2 and heckin Final Fantasy 7 Remake came out That's 2018 that was 2018 Yeah Huh
01:38:11
Brother Devon
year.
01:38:11
OZ CUMM
Game.
01:38:12
Phantom Libtard
Retro retro game. Well, I mean if we're going by Baldur's Gate 3 rules like we could just give a game of the year last year And read that didn't read that to come out that year too in 2020 Wow Wow read that to 2018 That's what dude GT6 is gonna be insane
01:38:36
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it is.
01:38:36
Brother Devon
Yeah I know.
01:38:36
Phantom Libtard
Like is that because they got like read that you still looks ridiculous now like and that that came out six years ago Like get the fuck out of here.
01:38:41
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's gonna work.
01:38:41
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:38:44
Phantom Libtard
Stop. No, I gotta look this up. I don't believe you 2018 what the fuck?
01:38:46
OZ CUMM
I read somewhere that they're working on connecting all of the power lines to a grid.
01:38:52
Brother Devon
What?
01:38:52
OZ CUMM
And Grant, that thought of six.
01:38:54
slimeballsteve
Did you watch that video?
01:38:55
Brother Devon
oh
01:38:56
OZ CUMM
Yeah, so wait, that you they're they're looking into that, Steve.
01:38:56
Phantom Libtard
Wait, so they're really doing it. They're really they're really building a fucking world building the world but you
01:39:02
OZ CUMM
They're looking into substations and shit.
01:39:03
slimeballsteve
Dude, there's a guy.
01:39:03
Phantom Libtard
What is that? where in they Like in the game?
01:39:05
OZ CUMM
from that video.
01:39:06
Phantom Libtard
Like in the game?
01:39:07
slimeballsteve
they were They were already kind of doing that in like the older ones too, but that's crazy.
01:39:10
OZ CUMM
I know.
01:39:12
Phantom Libtard
Wait, like, no, no, like Chris, like inside the the world of the game.
01:39:12
Brother Devon
wait
01:39:15
Phantom Libtard
Like there that's what that's what they're, that's what they're working.
01:39:15
OZ CUMM
Yes.
01:39:16
Brother Devon
So it would make sense basically Wow
01:39:18
OZ CUMM
He said, the the the guy who was developing the map said, you could use the map for GTA 6.
01:39:22
Phantom Libtard
This poor developers.
01:39:24
OZ CUMM
You could use the map for GTA 6 to navigate Miami, like perfectly, perfectly.
01:39:28
slimeballsteve
That's crazy, that's crazy.
01:39:29
Phantom Libtard
those Those developers. probably can't don't even know how to walk anymore. like they're probably They probably have bedsores from sitting down for 12 years just fucking crunching away for Rockstar.
01:39:42
OZ CUMM
See, I think rocks are.
01:39:43
Phantom Libtard
Their families are are held being held hostage while why they while they crunch this game.
01:39:48
OZ CUMM
I think rocks are cut out the middle man and they cut off all the arms and legs of all their developers so they can't move.
01:39:55
slimeballsteve
They just have them in ice baths.
01:39:56
Phantom Libtard
They did what? ah Yeah, they did what did they did, what Arasaka did at Edgerutters, Lucy.
01:39:57
OZ CUMM
Exactly.
01:40:02
Brother Devon
who
01:40:03
Phantom Libtard
they They collected all these really talented children, developers, and when they were kids and they just have them wired into a system so they could make fucking GTA six.
01:40:13
OZ CUMM
But they're sacrifices for the greater good. You guys have got to understand, because this game is going to be great.
01:40:18
Brother Devon
Of course.
01:40:18
Phantom Libtard
This this game is going to be this game is going to be crazy, dude.
01:40:23
Phantom Libtard
What if it's another cyberpunk, though? and they just fucking blow the launch.
01:40:27
OZ CUMM
Oh, dude, that would be that was awful.
01:40:28
Phantom Libtard
Rockstar isn't really known to do that though, right? They're not, they've, have they failed the launch of a game?
01:40:34
slimeballsteve
In my eyes, they gotta win me back.
01:40:34
Brother Devon
no
01:40:37
OZ CUMM
Yeah, Red Dead 2, right?
01:40:37
slimeballsteve
After Red Dead 2, very, very hand-holding.
01:40:39
Phantom Libtard
This is why, this is why, that's why I really wanted to play Red Dead 2 because you guys, you guys hated it, but the rest of the world thinks it's one of the greatest
Debate on Game Realism vs. Fun
01:40:47
Phantom Libtard
games ever made.
01:40:47
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'll tell ya, I was like, somebody had a conversation and they were like, dude, Red Dead 2, I love that game. And I was like, I wasn't that crazy about it. They looked at me like I was a gnat, like I was a pestilence.
01:40:57
Phantom Libtard
That's how that's how me and Devin. That's how me me and Devin were treated like fucking lepers when we were shit talking Resident Evil 5 when it came out.
01:41:04
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:41:05
OZ CUMM
yeah ah
01:41:07
Brother Devon
Made no sense.
01:41:07
Phantom Libtard
Like people wouldn't even people wouldn't even watch us. They thought they would catch a fucking.
01:41:09
OZ CUMM
I think Red Dead 2's popularity is built on the backs of people that don't play video games regularly.
01:41:17
Phantom Libtard
But you could say the same thing about Grand Theft Auto, though, like you could probably say that even more.
01:41:20
OZ CUMM
on what degree To some degree, yeah, you're right. but
01:41:23
Phantom Libtard
Now, I think to a great I think to a greater I think to a greater degree.
01:41:23
slimeballsteve
Reddit too has an awesome story.
01:41:26
OZ CUMM
Mmm, I think it's it's I think I think GTA 5 is silly and the story is fun
01:41:27
Phantom Libtard
Of GTA. GTA is the is the Madden of, but it's a good like I don't want to like. I don't want to say it's like to the same level of math, but like in terms of popularity. yeah
01:41:41
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:41:42
OZ CUMM
Whereas I think Red Dead 2 is not. It's focused so much on realism and that time period that I think it loses a lot in the weeds.
01:41:53
OZ CUMM
And i that's the difference between GTA 5 and Red Dead 2. It's like Red Dead 2 focused on the world and making it as perfect as possible. But is that a fun world to play a game in?
01:42:04
Phantom Libtard
Uh, well, Tim's dad likes to go fishing in that game every day or this, or is his, his, his father-in-law or whatever he said.
01:42:07
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:42:10
OZ CUMM
It's kind of a showcase of like good AI in a game.
01:42:11
Phantom Libtard
like
01:42:14
OZ CUMM
That's all I look at, Red Dead, to be honest with you. It's really, really good AI.
01:42:19
Brother Devon
It's like for sure, like an achievement. Uh, just, I wish you could run in the can.
01:42:21
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:42:21
OZ CUMM
It is.
01:42:24
Phantom Libtard
did do too
01:42:26
OZ CUMM
Yeah, right?
01:42:26
Brother Devon
Cause I really feel like there's a lot, there's just some small changes.
01:42:26
slimeballsteve
there There's a big part of that.
01:42:30
Brother Devon
If they just made it more playable, it'd be amazing.
01:42:32
slimeballsteve
Mmhmm.
01:42:33
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:42:33
Phantom Libtard
it's a ninety seven on The 97 on Metacritic.
01:42:35
Brother Devon
Yeah. Listen, I beat, I beat that game and I do like it, but there are definitely some things where you're like, ah why is this?
01:42:37
Phantom Libtard
Is that the highest game?
01:42:43
Phantom Libtard
that's That's the Breath of the Wild is a 97.
01:42:43
OZ CUMM
Boring.
01:42:46
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:42:46
Phantom Libtard
Is it really that good?
01:42:47
OZ CUMM
Is Breath of the Wild boring? I don't know. That's the way I look at it.
01:42:50
Brother Devon
Oh shit.
01:42:51
OZ CUMM
I don't think it is.
01:42:51
Brother Devon
You gonna take that? You gonna take that, Steve?
01:42:53
OZ CUMM
I didn't even play Breath of the Wild. I can tell you right now, it looks more fun than what I had to do in Red Dead 2 with my horse.
01:42:59
slimeballsteve
There's a lot in Red Dead 2 specifically, because it's it's stuff that they didn't do in Red Dead 1.
01:43:02
Phantom Libtard
Super Mario Super Mario Odyssey Super so so super Mario Odyssey is 97. So Red Dead 2 is is in the upper echelon of like modern ah Masterpieces ah by
01:43:13
slimeballsteve
Well, maybe if Arthur Morgan could turn into a frog.
01:43:15
OZ CUMM
Yeah, come on, man. There's gotta be some element that's fun.
01:43:18
slimeballsteve
Dude, literally our Red Dead 2 is just like somebody at Rockstar holding the back of your head. And if you try to look away from the screen to like do something, it's like, no, look at how good our world looks. You're going to walk as slow as possible and take in that we crafted each pan in this kitchen.
01:43:39
OZ CUMM
and i And it becomes to the point where like the quests are like completely non-linear.
01:43:41
Phantom Libtard
wow
01:43:45
OZ CUMM
or are completely linear. Like you have to do this thing this way to see the things that we made that our developers died for.
01:43:47
Phantom Libtard
Wow.
01:43:50
slimeballsteve
Yeah That's kind of a that's just a complaint in like gaming overall where it's like you have to like kind of do what people want you to do now Let me see this It's DLC man, it's good DLC come on man
01:43:55
OZ CUMM
You got to do it this way and no other way like that.
01:43:59
Phantom Libtard
Look at this. Look at the top.
01:44:05
Phantom Libtard
Look at the top 12 games of all time on the Metacritic.
01:44:05
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:44:13
Phantom Libtard
Number one, being Twilight Princess really, really rough ruffles my soul Calvary.
01:44:15
Brother Devon
Yo Soul Calibur, that's...
01:44:19
Brother Devon
I don't
01:44:20
Phantom Libtard
Soul Calvary is Godlike. come on
01:44:22
slimeballsteve
All right.
01:44:22
Brother Devon
know, number two of all time?
01:44:23
slimeballsteve
Ocarina of time. Number one.
01:44:26
OZ CUMM
Perfect Dark is on this list.
01:44:26
Phantom Libtard
This is Metacritic,
01:44:28
slimeballsteve
Wait, what what is this?
01:44:28
Brother Devon
Yeah, come on then.
01:44:29
slimeballsteve
Metacritic.
01:44:31
Phantom Libtard
yeah.
01:44:31
slimeballsteve
This makes sense because like.
01:44:33
OZ CUMM
Perfect Dark, huh?
01:44:35
slimeballsteve
Soul Calibur was like highly regarded at the time, like visually and.
01:44:36
Phantom Libtard
Perfect.
01:44:40
Brother Devon
That's what I mean, it's... yeah.
01:44:42
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, and they you yeah, that's that's a weird one perfect dark.
01:44:45
OZ CUMM
Tony Hawk Percocator 3, not 2?
01:44:45
Phantom Libtard
That's why.
01:44:48
slimeballsteve
Dude, well, keep in mind, this was the follow up to three or to two.
01:44:49
Phantom Libtard
But look. Look what's there, though?
01:44:51
OZ CUMM
I know.
01:44:52
Phantom Libtard
Red Dead Redemption 2 is right there.
01:44:55
OZ CUMM
It's not as good as Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3, John.
01:44:58
slimeballsteve
No.
01:45:01
slimeballsteve
Dude, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 saved us from post 9-11 sadness.
01:45:03
Brother Devon
Also.
01:45:05
slimeballsteve
Look at that, October 30th, 2001.
01:45:07
Brother Devon
Did Vice City not being being on this list like GTA four and five?
01:45:07
OZ CUMM
Wow. Perfect timing.
01:45:14
Brother Devon
I mean, five, I kind of get four. Man, that, that does not hold up.
01:45:18
Phantom Libtard
Is the advice city have a advice city have a good has have as good of a story as four.
01:45:24
Brother Devon
Dude, I think the story in four stinks.
01:45:24
Phantom Libtard
Or three.
01:45:27
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I think three.
01:45:27
Brother Devon
The story three is not good either, but like, yeah.
01:45:28
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:45:28
OZ CUMM
The story of Vice City is my favorite.
01:45:31
slimeballsteve
Viceity was like, it's it's simple, it's classic, it's cinematic, it's fun.
01:45:34
Brother Devon
San Andreas has a great story too. I just yeah fours. It's over It's not good Yeah, yeah Actually, yeah also like I don't dude I did not I did not want to hear you guys are we're all buying GTA 6 day one.
01:45:39
Phantom Libtard
Do you know half of these games are Grand Theft Auto.
01:45:43
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:45:43
slimeballsteve
I think it was like, this is the thing.
01:45:44
Phantom Libtard
It's either Grand Theft Auto or Nintendo.
01:45:45
slimeballsteve
like GTA 4 was an achievement at the time.
01:45:47
Phantom Libtard
That's it. like ah That's video games.
01:45:54
OZ CUMM
Of course, I'm not denying that.
01:45:54
slimeballsteve
No, we are, you right, you right, you right.
01:45:55
Brother Devon
Yeah
01:45:57
slimeballsteve
I'm just saying, they have to win, they have to win me back.
01:45:57
OZ CUMM
Crazy?
01:45:59
slimeballsteve
I've got the key to Liberty City, Devin.
01:46:01
Phantom Libtard
Devin, I was going to, Devin, I was going to buy PS4 or PS5 Pro to play GTA 6 on. Like, I was going to buy it when GTA 6 comes out.
01:46:10
slimeballsteve
You're gonna get the pro?
01:46:11
Phantom Libtard
I would i would get a PS5 Pro for that.
01:46:12
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:46:14
slimeballsteve
You're gonna go pro for that?
01:46:16
Phantom Libtard
Well, I don't think, I don't think
01:46:16
Brother Devon
do Do you want, do you want to even be able to play the thing?
01:46:19
Phantom Libtard
I don't think GTA 6 is coming out on PC at first.
01:46:22
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:46:22
slimeballsteve
No, you right. You right. It'd probably be consoles at first.
01:46:24
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:46:24
slimeballsteve
But what if it is?
01:46:24
Brother Devon
Steve's going to have to like find, find this PS five under a whole bunch of rugs and trash.
01:46:28
slimeballsteve
Dude, it's right here. It's right here. it it Dude, when I turn it on, it...
01:46:31
Brother Devon
How much dust is on it? How much dust is on it right now?
01:46:34
slimeballsteve
You don't want to know, man.
01:46:35
Brother Devon
Yeah. So I thought, yeah all right, that's all I need to know.
01:46:36
OZ CUMM
no
01:46:38
slimeballsteve
You don't want to know, man.
01:46:40
OZ CUMM
Well personally guys, I think I'm not gonna get GTA 6 I'm just gonna play perfect dark again because it's number seven on this list.
01:46:45
Phantom Libtard
Because that's one of the best games of all time.
01:46:46
Brother Devon
and
01:46:47
Phantom Libtard
All right, let me let me look at let me get a let me get an open critic and see best games of all time.
01:46:47
OZ CUMM
I didn't realize that It's a better game I know that already, right
01:46:55
Phantom Libtard
Oh, wait, this is is this actually all platforms.
01:46:56
Brother Devon
like it's Like I get it. It's like I get it at the time at the time. Yeah.
01:47:01
OZ CUMM
Was it?
01:47:02
Brother Devon
Perfect.
01:47:02
OZ CUMM
Even at the time?
01:47:02
Brother Devon
Dark was really good. Yeah. You're right, dude.
01:47:06
Phantom Libtard
All right, here, here's here's what here's open critics, but I don't know if open credit goes as back goes back as far as Metacritic does.
01:47:06
Brother Devon
Bad.
01:47:15
Phantom Libtard
Which is probably why Metacritic all those are probably super inflated because back then like perfect arc If that game came out now, like would it really be a 97?
01:47:20
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:47:24
Phantom Libtard
I don't know GTA
01:47:24
OZ CUMM
No, definitely not.
01:47:28
OZ CUMM
Okay, that makes more sense.
01:47:28
slimeballsteve
Dang, GTA 4 is still crazy high on here.
01:47:32
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:47:33
Phantom Libtard
4 they love it man. See you guys are fucking psychos, dude GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption 2 All across the board best games ever and you guys hate that
01:47:36
OZ CUMM
Maybe.
01:47:40
slimeballsteve
Look, I like 4.
01:47:41
OZ CUMM
No, it's the children that are wrong.
01:47:41
slimeballsteve
I like 4. But also, like I don't think 4 is like one of my favorite GTA games.
01:47:49
OZ CUMM
It's got the worst driving in any GTA game.
01:47:51
slimeballsteve
It has the worst driving hands down. They were like, we're going to try and make it realistic. And they just made the cars feel all crappy.
01:47:59
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I don't get it either. I don't know.
01:48:01
Phantom Libtard
I really got it.
01:48:01
slimeballsteve
Astrobot kind of going nuts on there, man.
01:48:03
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, don't don't even.
01:48:05
OZ CUMM
There's a lot of modern games on here, but I guess that is the correction, right?
01:48:09
Phantom Libtard
I think that's yeah, yeah, I guess yeah they don't they don't go as far back as Metacritic.
01:48:10
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:48:13
slimeballsteve
The oldest game on here is Grand Theft Auto IV, isn't it?
01:48:18
OZ CUMM
Yep.
01:48:18
Brother Devon
Nicole.
01:48:18
Phantom Libtard
Thought I thought I asked
01:48:18
Brother Devon
a
01:48:18
slimeballsteve
And they don't even have a picture for it.
01:48:20
Phantom Libtard
I thought Astrobot was better than Super Mario Odyssey.
01:48:21
slimeballsteve
Oh, yeah.
01:48:22
Phantom Libtard
That's what everybody was saying.
01:48:23
slimeballsteve
Well, that's why they didn't have any of the Galaxy games on here, because they just put Astrobot.
01:48:26
Phantom Libtard
I thought Astrobot was better than Super Mario Odyssey.
01:48:28
Brother Devon
Man, have you been hearing in the the latest critique about that, Astrobot?
01:48:33
Phantom Libtard
What? About what?
01:48:34
Brother Devon
So Kotaku posted this article.
01:48:34
Phantom Libtard
No, what do people say now? Kotaku, oh my god. you know now now i Now this makes me like Astrobot now.
01:48:38
Brother Devon
No, no.
01:48:41
Brother Devon
You ready?
01:48:41
Phantom Libtard
if ta is
01:48:41
Brother Devon
It says, ah Astrobot's soulless devotion to the Sony brand is a real problem.
01:48:42
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:48:48
Brother Devon
And he's just talking about, no, no, listen, it's the Spider-Man, it's the Tom Holland Spider-Man argument.
01:48:48
Phantom Libtard
Ooh, you know what? yeah Hmm.
01:48:53
Brother Devon
It's like, yo, he just leans, just leans on all that shit. I wish you could stand on its own.
01:48:59
Phantom Libtard
That's. That's awesome, you know what?
01:49:02
Brother Devon
I knew it. i'm fucking what i will say the first i will yeah I will say the first like three or four paragraphs are pretty rough to get through because he's just smelling his own farts.
01:49:03
slimeballsteve
You sold on it you're in on it That's
01:49:03
Phantom Libtard
Who wrote this? Cole Cronman, who the fuck is this guy? Let's look at his Twitter.
01:49:08
slimeballsteve
a strong name Colt Croneman
01:49:09
Phantom Libtard
See what else is trash.
01:49:11
OZ CUMM
Now that's a cyberpunk game.
01:49:12
slimeballsteve
That is a cyberpunk name.
01:49:13
Phantom Libtard
That is a cyber fuck, dude.
01:49:21
Phantom Libtard
Well, was it was it Kotaku that like that like put the was it then that put the article out like after Last of Us 2 came out that the Last of Us 2 was fucking misogynistic like hated women or something?
01:49:33
Brother Devon
Probably.
01:49:33
OZ CUMM
Yikes.
01:49:34
Brother Devon
I mean, let's be honest. Probably. Yeah.
01:49:36
OZ CUMM
Oh, that's awful.
01:49:39
Phantom Libtard
There's like a real no but um man, I forgot it's it's in it's in our discord because we were we were talking about it. And Rain was kind of like, well, they're kind of right. And I'm like, what? ah yeah Excuse me.
01:49:52
Brother Devon
How dare you, but, uh, yeah.
01:49:55
Phantom Libtard
They're kind of right, because it's this it's a sequel to a game, so it doesn't count as a game. That's what he said.
01:50:00
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:50:01
slimeballsteve
As a number doesn't count.
01:50:02
Brother Devon
I don't know, man. I just, uh, without playing it, I just think.
01:50:03
OZ CUMM
Hate that role Balls my gate three
01:50:04
Phantom Libtard
Man, Shadow of the Urtrees. Yeah, here's the bottom half of the of of the list.
01:50:08
slimeballsteve
I know dude.
01:50:09
Phantom Libtard
Here's the bottom. Here's the bottom half of the list.
01:50:12
Brother Devon
Oh, okay. You posted, uh, dead cells.
01:50:15
Phantom Libtard
It's a Metroid Prime remaster, then Hades, then Shadow of the Urtree. Divinity original sin 2 is that the real goat role playing game game Right Undertale
01:50:21
Brother Devon
All right.
01:50:26
slimeballsteve
That's the Baldur's Gate three that got Baldur's Gate three.
01:50:30
OZ CUMM
Yep.
01:50:32
OZ CUMM
They don't.
01:50:32
Brother Devon
I don't know then.
01:50:33
OZ CUMM
Yeah, but you can't be a monk in it.
01:50:33
Phantom Libtard
Now
01:50:35
OZ CUMM
Yeah. um
01:50:37
Brother Devon
Metroid Prime remastered.
01:50:39
Phantom Libtard
dude, you know real talk I watched of I watched a video of somebody creating their cat some like psycho like Dungeons and Dragons like monsters goblin troll like making their character on Baldur's Gate 3 and gave me anxiety.
01:50:53
Phantom Libtard
So that kind of pushed me away wanting to start the game.
01:50:55
slimeballsteve
You got a little, dude, dude, I made a character 70 times in that game and I never even started it for real.
01:50:57
Phantom Libtard
Oh no, don't doubt don't tell me that, Steve.
01:51:03
slimeballsteve
They just give you so many options, man.
01:51:05
Phantom Libtard
and were like they were liter They were like sweating on their Twitch stream, like just making the smallest decisions.
01:51:10
OZ CUMM
See, you guys gotta go in with the concept. I went in, I was like, I'm making Danny, Danny DeVito. And I'm going to do everything in my power to get to that point. And I did. And it worked.
01:51:20
Phantom Libtard
i still I still gotta go back and and play and finish Dark Souls 2 and 3.
01:51:25
OZ CUMM
No, no, you don't know.
01:51:27
Phantom Libtard
Oh you don't wanna gaslight me? they they They leaned in on the gaslighting too when I mentioned it.
01:51:31
OZ CUMM
John, I gotta, I gotta take all that brainwashing out of your head, man. I gotta wash that brain out.
01:51:35
Phantom Libtard
say
01:51:36
slimeballsteve
You got too many people in there.
01:51:36
OZ CUMM
It's not working. You got too many people going on giving you bad advice.
01:51:39
slimeballsteve
You got that control in your achievements.
01:51:44
OZ CUMM
It sucks. Sucks.
01:51:49
Phantom Libtard
ah
01:51:50
OZ CUMM
It's on my shitty critic list that I'm developing.
01:51:53
Phantom Libtard
It's stinky, it's a stinky game.
01:51:55
slimeballsteve
Teehee, stinky, poopy.
01:51:56
OZ CUMM
We'll go put all the games in the asshole. Like, excuse me. All right. Let's get to the news, folks.
01:52:03
slimeballsteve
Yeah, let's rapid fire through this. We're we're kind of laden on this one.
01:52:06
OZ CUMM
Here we go.
01:52:08
Brother Devon
Alright, yeah, we got some stuff. ah
01:52:10
OZ CUMM
Mickey 17 trailer. Boy oh boy oh boy oh this looks weird.
01:52:16
slimeballsteve
I didn't watch the first 16.
01:52:18
OZ CUMM
Oh Steve sick burn. We don't have to talk about it now.
01:52:22
Brother Devon
with
01:52:22
slimeballsteve
What is this? Let's talk about this. What is this?
01:52:24
OZ CUMM
OK.
01:52:24
Brother Devon
It's the new bong, the new bong movie, dude.
01:52:27
OZ CUMM
New bomb bomb shot.
01:52:27
slimeballsteve
Oh, Bong's back!
01:52:28
Brother Devon
yeah
01:52:29
OZ CUMM
Bong's back.
01:52:30
Brother Devon
and
01:52:30
Phantom Libtard
Mickey 17 baby.
01:52:32
OZ CUMM
Mickey 17 looks to be a movie about a gentleman who volunteers to be cloned endlessly. to do menial labor. Now that does sound like a lot of movies I have seen in the past, but I think there's some twists.
01:52:45
Brother Devon
Yeah, I was going to say, like, I'm like, well, I've definitely seen this movie, but if.
01:52:51
Phantom Libtard
But it's bong, it's bong girl.
01:52:52
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah that's it, right. It's like somebody has the the benefit of the doubt. I'm like, all right.
01:52:58
OZ CUMM
i think I think there's a nice little twist that I haven't seen before in it, where you got two clones trying to live one life. I actually think there was a movie about that.
01:53:08
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's called the fucking multiplicity, bro.
01:53:10
Phantom Libtard
Moon.
01:53:10
slimeballsteve
Isn't that moon? Isn't that moon?
01:53:11
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, I was going to say moon.
01:53:12
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:53:12
Phantom Libtard
Is it moon?
01:53:13
OZ CUMM
No, no, there was another movie about um ah a person who gets a clone and the clone was meant to die.
01:53:13
Brother Devon
yeah
01:53:21
OZ CUMM
It was like some sort of execution.
01:53:23
slimeballsteve
Total recall.
01:53:23
OZ CUMM
Cause you gotta watch.
01:53:23
Brother Devon
No, you think I think you're thinking of the the Paul Rudd show where he had a clone.
01:53:24
OZ CUMM
is that Total recall. No, I'm not. No, no, I'm not.
01:53:29
Brother Devon
Well, that's the plot of a Paul Rudd show where he has a clone.
01:53:31
Phantom Libtard
and Chris is like no.
01:53:32
OZ CUMM
Okay. Well anyway, the plot of that was you had to kill your clone.
01:53:34
Phantom Libtard
No.
01:53:36
OZ CUMM
If it was still alive, you have to do it yourself.
01:53:38
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry, I said total recall, I meant a not a racer. The sixth day, that's what I meant, yeah.
01:53:42
OZ CUMM
This is the sixth day.
01:53:44
slimeballsteve
The sixth day.
01:53:48
Brother Devon
All right, they go odd, but
01:53:50
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it did.
01:53:50
slimeballsteve
You remember there's bumps on the back of your ear, that's how you tell if you're a clone.
01:53:53
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:53:54
OZ CUMM
Well, I mean, I think Mickey 17 is going to be a little bit little bit more tricky to figure that one out.
01:53:59
slimeballsteve
A little more tricky, the XFL's not around.
01:54:02
Brother Devon
ah ah The Paul Rudd show living with yourself is I think like exactly that. But.
01:54:09
OZ CUMM
Well, anyway, who regardless of plot is a great director. And this looks visually like a Terry Gillam movie.
01:54:12
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:54:15
OZ CUMM
So I'm going to go see it opening day.
01:54:17
slimeballsteve
You got Tony Collette, you got though the Buffalo, Mark Ruffalo.
01:54:22
OZ CUMM
a
01:54:23
slimeballsteve
Damn, dude, this is this is just filled to the brim with legends.
01:54:27
OZ CUMM
I like a visual style. This is really what's Steven Yoon in the house.
01:54:29
slimeballsteve
Steven Yoon?
01:54:34
OZ CUMM
Good actors. Good director. Can't go wrong.
01:54:38
slimeballsteve
Batman's in this.
01:54:38
OZ CUMM
yeah but Batman's on the stone.
01:54:40
Brother Devon
Batman's in this. I heard Colin Farrell beat the shit out of him in real life.
01:54:45
OZ CUMM
He was big penguin dick.
01:54:49
Brother Devon
he All right.
01:54:50
OZ CUMM
the
01:54:52
Brother Devon
This is fun ah to probably no one. um So Nintendo finally does it. we all at We are all waiting.
01:55:01
OZ CUMM
I thought
01:55:01
Brother Devon
They finally put out a lawsuit against the pal world developer.
01:55:06
OZ CUMM
you were going to say hit there for a second.
01:55:08
Brother Devon
I mean, they basically did.
01:55:08
slimeballsteve
Let me hit.
01:55:09
Phantom Libtard
And they were like, what the fuck did they say fuck me for?
01:55:14
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:55:14
Phantom Libtard
What the fuck?
01:55:15
slimeballsteve
Why do they do that?
01:55:15
Phantom Libtard
What did they say fuck me? I didn't know what I did.
01:55:17
Brother Devon
and Yeah. So as of now, so theyre they're accused of infringing on patents as of now.
01:55:25
slimeballsteve
That's the interesting thing, because it's it's not copyright, it's patent.
01:55:27
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah.
01:55:30
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:55:30
slimeballsteve
So it means that a it's a gameplay thing.
01:55:30
Brother Devon
and
01:55:34
Brother Devon
I was reading some examples of patents that Nintendo has.
01:55:39
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
01:55:40
Brother Devon
Some of them are like shadows, like the real gamey elements. And this just kind of seems like they are just, this is their path forward to just destroy this company.
01:55:53
slimeballsteve
it It feels like they were like they were doing the research to make sure that they could Omega beam it like.
01:55:55
Phantom Libtard
yeah they Yeah, these guys these guys are fucked.
01:55:59
OZ CUMM
Oh yeah, they got the perfect case.
01:55:59
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, these got guys these eyes are completely these guys are completely dude.
01:56:00
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:56:01
slimeballsteve
Yeah, so so supposedly the rumor is, what I've heard is when they put out Pokemon Legends Arceus, they had a copyright on real time throwing a ball and capturing something.
01:56:02
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:56:13
OZ CUMM
Oof.
01:56:14
slimeballsteve
And that's all you do in pal world.
01:56:14
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:56:18
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's I mean, and like Nintendo's fucking savage with that stuff.
01:56:23
slimeballsteve
Yeah, they are Disney level with it.
01:56:23
Brother Devon
Like they they are. There were some organizations I was I was hearing about, I was listening to some podcast talk about where like basically they. Not only like kind of.
01:56:37
Brother Devon
Took them for a lot of money, but now they also get like a percentage of any sales made in the future They basically destroyed the company because like they're just savage now Yeah, yeah I guess yeah, ah so I didn't realize pocket pair was also a Japanese company though um So if this is like Japan
01:56:46
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:56:51
Phantom Libtard
Listen, man, you fuck around, you find out. All I got to say.
01:57:03
Brother Devon
Patent law lawsuit type stuff. So like I have no clue how that stuff is gonna shake out but Yeah, and I don't think it's gonna be Yeah, yeah Nintendo's gonna be fine
01:57:09
slimeballsteve
Yeah, supposedly if this were like in the States, I saw some people who were lawyers saying that like they would be able to like, you know, be able to exist still.
01:57:19
slimeballsteve
But because this is a Japanese case, it's probably going to be like, you know, one company eats the other.
01:57:30
slimeballsteve
This is not going to be Nintendo. Dude, Mario's up for sale, man. He's a Sony guy now.
01:57:36
Brother Devon
Yeah dude, he's gonna be an astrobot, bro.
01:57:37
slimeballsteve
He's going to be dude.
01:57:38
OZ CUMM
Oh, that would be something.
01:57:39
slimeballsteve
Astro and Mario to the Olympics.
01:57:41
Brother Devon
Yeah, um, yeesh. Alright, uh, so there is a, you know, I didn't actually watch this, but, uh, anybody watch the squid game teaser?
01:57:52
OZ CUMM
No.
01:57:52
Phantom Libtard
Nah, I didn't actually watch that.
01:57:53
slimeballsteve
Season two, right?
01:57:53
Brother Devon
Oh man. Yeah, season in two. Do you think it's just, is it really?
01:57:57
OZ CUMM
This is the last season, by the way, guys. Yes, it is.
01:58:02
Brother Devon
That's probably the right call.
Entertainment Industry Gossip and Announcements
01:58:03
OZ CUMM
Sorry, call if it takes seven years to make a sequel.
01:58:04
Brother Devon
Because, uh,
01:58:07
slimeballsteve
Yeah, what was that?
01:58:07
Brother Devon
yeah team squid i mean squid game was was that that was a covet show right yeah that was 20 2021 yeah yeah this is a yeah this was a
01:58:08
slimeballsteve
2021?
01:58:10
OZ CUMM
Well, it's less than seven. I'm just, I think so.
01:58:12
slimeballsteve
20...
01:58:15
slimeballsteve
That was like, that was like edge of COVID show.
01:58:19
OZ CUMM
but Like 2018, 2019 around that area.
01:58:22
slimeballsteve
ah No dude, 2021 I think.
01:58:23
OZ CUMM
2021, okay.
01:58:24
slimeballsteve
Yeah. This was a lot of people's like out of, out of pandemic, out of like COVID, like this was our Halloween costume.
01:58:33
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's true.
01:58:33
Brother Devon
Yeah, this is my Halloween. I literally, this was one of my Halloween costumes.
01:58:38
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:58:38
Brother Devon
Yeah. So, uh, yeah, I, uh, I don't want to say this gives me Tiger King season two vibes where everybody's like, Oh, well we were into it. Well then, cause I think sword game was a very good season of TV.
01:58:53
OZ CUMM
it was
01:58:53
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:58:54
Brother Devon
Um, but like, I think the synopsis is like basically to get to the root of this problem because
01:58:58
OZ CUMM
It was.
01:59:03
Brother Devon
You know, that's kind of the the main point. It's kind of where they hinted that they were leaving off in season one.
01:59:10
slimeballsteve
Yeah Yeah, is that is that all they do is they just have to think of like dramatic games See that's the thing like Yeah
01:59:10
Brother Devon
Like to get to end the game, he has to enter the game one more time. And it's like, OK. Does that make sense?
01:59:17
OZ CUMM
Hey Devon, as long as there's some fun games where a bunch of people die, I'm i okay.
01:59:21
Brother Devon
ah Yeah, you know what?
01:59:26
OZ CUMM
Of course, this is the funnest job ever.
01:59:29
Brother Devon
Yeah. And then Mr. Beast is going to get a lot of lawsuits and a lot of money from it when he just rips them off.
01:59:32
OZ CUMM
You know, Mr. Beast changes name to Mr. Brest, all right?
01:59:38
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:59:40
OZ CUMM
He's going to have to soon.
01:59:41
Brother Devon
yeah
01:59:42
slimeballsteve
For 24 hours, I'm gonna get a big old pair of original knockers.
01:59:45
OZ CUMM
ah
01:59:46
Brother Devon
Yeah. So.
01:59:47
slimeballsteve
Huge hanging naturals, baby.
01:59:49
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's going to be interesting. um John mentioned that's Netflix announced another cyberpunk show return to night city more info coming soon this is also on the tail of a ah splinter cell death watch legend of tomb raider trailer uh and and the devil may cry trailer came out and that's the one i'm interested in that is yes and um he's doing dope shit and
01:59:59
slimeballsteve
Dude.
02:00:09
OZ CUMM
Wow, they are going all in, baby.
02:00:15
slimeballsteve
That's by the Castlevania team, right?
02:00:23
Brother Devon
I've watched a Devil May Cry anime before and it was shockingly boring. So I'm actually excited for this one because I don't know. they They've been on a run.
02:00:35
Brother Devon
I don't have any reason to kind of think they're not going to do a good job. So I'm excited.
02:00:42
OZ CUMM
This does look cool.
02:00:43
Brother Devon
Yeah. ah Dark Tide coming to PS5. It looks like it was rated at some point, which is shocking that it Still hasn't, but, you know, yeah.
02:00:53
slimeballsteve
That is kind of crazy. I thought it was already out.
02:00:55
Brother Devon
ah Thunderbolts trailer, teaser trailer. What is a teaser trailer? Like it's just a trailer or a teaser. Pick one.
02:01:02
OZ CUMM
You know what's funny?
02:01:03
Brother Devon
What?
02:01:03
OZ CUMM
The poster of this movie, everyone says that they just stole the idea from This Is The End.
02:01:06
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:01:10
Brother Devon
Yeah. Also, ah apparently there's some bad photo shopping going on because but the character Bob has six fingers in the story.
02:01:11
OZ CUMM
Exactly Oh AI baby Yeah, I'm gonna love to see I cannot wait
02:01:20
Brother Devon
Hey, baby.
02:01:20
slimeballsteve
Oh man.
02:01:22
Brother Devon
Um, yeah. So this is kind of like a one-to-one from the trailer that leaked at a Comic Con. So it wasn't too much that I hadn't seen already, but nice to see it in HD.
02:01:36
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
02:01:36
Brother Devon
I'm excited.
02:01:39
OZ CUMM
to see the suicides. I mean, Guardians of the, I mean, Thunderbolts, Thunderbolts, this is called Thunderbolts.
02:01:46
Brother Devon
Yep. This one's thunder.
02:01:48
OZ CUMM
Cannot wait to see it.
02:01:53
Brother Devon
Hey, hey, you know what? I will say this because Jenny was like, ah who are these people? And I was like, oh, these are the the Marvel plus TV show characters. And she's like, what is that? And I was like, it's a thing. But I will say this is when we are all like willing to do the work. You know, you know what I mean? Like nobody had really fallen off yet.
02:02:16
Brother Devon
So I feel like this isn't going to like a lot of people watch Winter Soldier or Falcon of Winter Soldier. Right. So like I do.
02:02:23
OZ CUMM
Yep, that time I can't get back.
02:02:25
Brother Devon
Right.
02:02:26
OZ CUMM
It's gone forever.
02:02:26
Brother Devon
I'm just saying, like, you know, ah hopefully this isn't one of those like, oh, I got to watch all the shows because they say, it's like well, we all did this before we all ran out of gas collectively with the Marvel TV shows.
02:02:38
Brother Devon
But, ah you know, the concept is there's going to be century. I'm in the century.
02:02:43
slimeballsteve
Is it on? It's in theaters.
02:02:46
Brother Devon
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
02:02:46
slimeballsteve
Okay.
02:02:47
Brother Devon
Only in theaters May 2025. Three guys with shields on this team, which makes me laugh.
02:02:53
OZ CUMM
cool.
02:02:54
Brother Devon
ah
02:02:55
OZ CUMM
One guy with the shields, not even made anything cool.
02:02:58
Brother Devon
Yeah. Well, it's Taskmaster and then fuck the red US s agent and the the Soviet Captain America.
02:03:04
OZ CUMM
Us agent.
02:03:06
slimeballsteve
Red Guardian.
02:03:08
Brother Devon
Yeah. Red Guardian, which I don't know.
02:03:10
slimeballsteve
Has too many shields, dude.
02:03:13
Brother Devon
or they should definitely do something about it.
02:03:16
slimeballsteve
Turn one of them into anti-venom.
02:03:16
Brother Devon
Cause that's yeah.
02:03:17
OZ CUMM
Which makes it funny because they're all like convicts and bad guys. You know, I use that quotation loosely, but none of them are like lethal. Like they just carry around shields.
02:03:27
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:03:27
OZ CUMM
Like how bad are these people?
02:03:27
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
02:03:30
Brother Devon
I mean, John Walker did murder that guy on national TV.
02:03:32
OZ CUMM
I know, but it was with the fun shield, not his shitty one.
02:03:37
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:03:37
slimeballsteve
Captain America definitely did a murder on that boat in Winter Soldier.
02:03:37
Brother Devon
And yeah. Well, you know, he murdered a lot of guys on that boat, but it was wartime. So it's allowed.
02:03:45
OZ CUMM
He kicked the guy's rib cage out of his body in that one scene.
02:03:47
slimeballsteve
Did that dude's spine just shattered upon hitting the rail?
02:03:48
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:03:52
Brother Devon
Yeah. But I, you know, I mean, shit, it's gonna be century. I'm in. I'm in. I'm always, I'm always kind of in.
02:03:57
slimeballsteve
ah Okay, we're gonna have fun we're gonna have fun Yeah, but that second one was really good
02:03:59
Brother Devon
Yeah. I'm excited. You know, it's, it's very much like it's. There's been two Suicide Squad movies since they were kicking around a Thunderbolt idea.
02:04:10
Brother Devon
So.
02:04:13
Brother Devon
That's it. Yeah, but no one saw it weirdly, weirdly. God fucking drives me nuts, man.
02:04:17
OZ CUMM
I know. That's sad.
02:04:19
Brother Devon
I know. Right. ah So we got that. There's a a new gladiator to trailer. I know you're pretty psyched about that, Chris. You texted me said, dude, there's a gladiator to trailer.
02:04:32
slimeballsteve
I'm glad for the gladiator.
02:04:33
Brother Devon
Well.
02:04:34
OZ CUMM
but I don't know if I'm glad for the gladiator.
02:04:36
Brother Devon
Dude, I. I don't know Paul Mezcal Mezcal.
02:04:41
OZ CUMM
Me either.
02:04:42
Phantom Libtard
He was in the after song, right? Did you guys watch that?
02:04:45
Brother Devon
No.
02:04:45
OZ CUMM
No.
02:04:46
Phantom Libtard
Is that is that Paul Mescal? Let me see.
02:04:49
Brother Devon
Yeah, he yeah, he was in it.
02:04:50
Phantom Libtard
Apparently that movie is like I didn't watch it, but apparently that movie is incredible. So people say.
02:04:55
Brother Devon
Not to sound rude, but like this guy just his like, you know, or as the kids are saying, this guy seems like he has negative aura. Like I'm like, who I don't know who you are and I can't.
02:05:08
OZ CUMM
Hey, but you got, got, you got Joseph Quinn playing the villain.
02:05:09
Phantom Libtard
He's Johnny Storm, right?
02:05:10
Brother Devon
No, no.
02:05:11
Phantom Libtard
Oh, no, he's not Johnny Storm. He was rumored to be Johnny Storm.
02:05:14
Brother Devon
Now Pedro Pascal's in this. Yeah, but.
02:05:16
slimeballsteve
Now Pedro Pascal.
02:05:20
OZ CUMM
That's, that's pretty cool.
02:05:21
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, actually, yeah Johnny Storm's in it.
02:05:21
Phantom Libtard
Wait, he's actually Johnny Storm, yeah.
02:05:24
Brother Devon
Yeah, but this guy, this is this guy has like Ray Stevenson's or not Ray Stevenson was the guy they tried to make.
02:05:31
slimeballsteve
Dude, come on. He's dead, man.
02:05:33
Brother Devon
ah Yeah, Avatar, that guy.
02:05:34
OZ CUMM
Oh, I know you're talking to the guy from avatar. da Oh, he surrounded Denzel's in this too.
02:05:39
Brother Devon
Sam Worthington, Sam Worthington, like.
02:05:39
slimeballsteve
You are right, though. Yeah, there is nothing in that as a husk of a man.
02:05:43
Brother Devon
It's like there's. I mean, maybe this guy is a really good actor. Like, I haven't really seen, I'm not familiar with his work.
02:05:49
Phantom Libtard
Oh, watch, watch After Song.
02:05:51
Brother Devon
You're right, but like, you know.
02:05:51
Phantom Libtard
That's everybody, everybody loves that movie.
02:05:55
OZ CUMM
He's like surrounded by really, really good actors.
02:05:58
Brother Devon
Yeah, that's I think that might be the problem.
02:05:59
slimeballsteve
yeah
02:06:00
Brother Devon
He's surrounded by people that are just gonna fucking crush him.
02:06:02
slimeballsteve
The Riz is too high around him.
02:06:04
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, this guy, and he's the man, and I'm like, oh. And I think they kind of, in this trailer, they kind of allude that he is Max Mrs. Sun. Like he did, he did bang that chick.
02:06:18
OZ CUMM
Oh. Oh.
02:06:19
Brother Devon
Yeah. Hey, you know, Chris, maybe watch the trailer. You have these, these, uh, these, these atomic bombs.
02:06:25
OZ CUMM
I want to see that sex scene.
02:06:27
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:06:28
OZ CUMM
I want to see it in the movie.
02:06:29
Brother Devon
No, it was when he was sobbing, when he was sobbing on his son's dead burnt toes.
02:06:30
slimeballsteve
Dude, you're gonna get a CG Russell Crowe.
02:06:33
OZ CUMM
and No, we're going to get the current Russell Crowe doing it.
02:06:36
Brother Devon
Oh, you're not.
02:06:36
OZ CUMM
but or I'm not going to see this fucking movie.
02:06:38
slimeballsteve
I'll tell you what, I'll give you, I'll give you a current.
02:06:39
Brother Devon
Oh, come on.
02:06:40
OZ CUMM
No, I want I want the penguin body Russell Crowe fucking this woman.
02:06:43
Brother Devon
a
02:06:43
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I'll give you current Russell Crowe. one why why la la
02:06:49
OZ CUMM
That's what I want. Damn it.
02:06:51
Brother Devon
and ah
02:06:54
OZ CUMM
Yeah, thank you.
02:06:55
Brother Devon
Chris, you posted it, then I posted it. Kyle Chandler looking to star as Hal Jordan in the DC Green Lantern show.
02:07:04
Phantom Libtard
I like it.
02:07:05
OZ CUMM
I need to.
02:07:06
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that's good casting.
02:07:07
Brother Devon
This makes me think he's not going to be the main character.
02:07:09
OZ CUMM
No, definitely not.
02:07:10
slimeballsteve
No, he's gonna train he's gonna train somebody.
02:07:11
Phantom Libtard
He's definitely not.
02:07:13
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:07:13
OZ CUMM
It's going to be Jon Stewart.
02:07:13
Phantom Libtard
It's going to be Jon Stewart. Yeah, jon it's gonna be like I hope it's like training day.
02:07:15
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
02:07:16
Brother Devon
bro. No, it's going to be Friday night lights, bro.
02:07:18
Phantom Libtard
and
02:07:19
Brother Devon
Are you kidding me? It's going to rule. Nevermind.
02:07:22
OZ CUMM
Personally, I think it's going to be colors and it's going to be about racism and stuff.
02:07:23
Brother Devon
I'm in.
02:07:27
OZ CUMM
And it's going to be really interesting.
02:07:29
Brother Devon
um
02:07:29
OZ CUMM
They're going to do, they're going to do the green arrow green lantern run, but without green arrow.
02:07:34
Brother Devon
What'd you ever do for the yellow person?
02:07:35
OZ CUMM
And it's yeah, they're going to, they're 1 million percent going to do that.
02:07:37
Brother Devon
What'd you ever do for the blue person? What'd you ever do for them? God, how Jordan D.
02:07:42
slimeballsteve
It's gonna be like a road trip movie? That's kind of, that's not a bad idea.
02:07:44
Brother Devon
Yo, do you think hell Jordan? He does. No.
02:07:48
slimeballsteve
What?
02:07:49
Brother Devon
Think he'd vote for Trump?
02:07:52
OZ CUMM
The Hal Jordan before he met Green Arrow would.
02:07:53
slimeballsteve
Ooh. Yeah, you 100%. Yeah, you're right.
02:07:57
OZ CUMM
I think, I think he, Green Arrow tempered him quite a bit.
02:07:58
Brother Devon
A woman in the White House? I don't know about that.
02:08:05
Brother Devon
Fucking nagat wearing hell Jordan. I just think we need a non-politician in the house.
02:08:10
slimeballsteve
ah read the
02:08:14
slimeballsteve
My ring's green, but my hat's red.
02:08:14
Brother Devon
Yeah, but I bleed red.
02:08:17
slimeballsteve
Ew.
02:08:19
OZ CUMM
Make all Green Lanterns awesome.
02:08:20
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah.
02:08:22
OZ CUMM
That's what magma means.
02:08:26
Brother Devon
Magali, Magala.
02:08:26
Phantom Libtard
Uhh...
02:08:28
slimeballsteve
Magla.
02:08:29
OZ CUMM
Bagel.
02:08:30
Brother Devon
They call green lanterns awesome.
02:08:36
Brother Devon
Yeah, Magala.
02:08:37
OZ CUMM
I do I do, though, I do kind of feel like this is like it is kind of like a budget casting because they originally were going to get what's his name, Brolin, and I feel like
02:08:49
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, Josh Brolin was in talks, which even then I was like.
02:08:51
OZ CUMM
It's probably more money.
02:08:54
Brother Devon
I mean, doesn't it like obviously we'll forget about all this stuff, you know, by the time the show comes out, but it's got to feel funky, right?
02:09:03
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
02:09:03
Brother Devon
Where it's like, oh, this guy's ah in talks. Oh, this guy passed. And then immediately it's like this guy took the role. It's like, wow, the entire Internet knows you were like the second or third choice.
02:09:14
OZ CUMM
Hey, you know, it happens.
02:09:14
slimeballsteve
Well, it it says here, the reason why he turned it down was he stated, I'm already Jonah Hex.
02:09:14
Brother Devon
Right.
02:09:21
OZ CUMM
Okay, that's a DC product IP I can't be both I Watch the fucking
02:09:26
slimeballsteve
What if you do a brave in the bowl between Green Lantern and Jonah Hex? What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to be in both roles? Yeah, that would actually be kind of wild.
02:09:37
Brother Devon
yeah You know, I didn't post it here, but I did post it previously, like somewhere in the movie chat.
02:09:37
OZ CUMM
have you
02:09:43
Brother Devon
But did you see the trailer for that ah The Brothers movie with Josh Brolin and Peter Dinklage and Brendan Fraser?
02:09:50
OZ CUMM
Yes. Uh, Brendan Fraser's in that, right?
02:09:52
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:09:53
OZ CUMM
Yes.
02:09:53
Brother Devon
That looks, I hope it's good.
02:09:53
OZ CUMM
It looks okay.
02:09:56
Brother Devon
I hope it's good.
02:09:56
OZ CUMM
It looks okay. It looks a little silly, but we'll see.
02:09:58
Brother Devon
Yeah. Well, you know what? I need, I need, I need some more dank in my life, dude.
02:10:01
OZ CUMM
Need some silliness. Oh boy.
02:10:03
Brother Devon
That guy's too good.
02:10:04
OZ CUMM
Hate when, hate when you say it like that.
02:10:06
Brother Devon
I need some more dank. Give me the dank, dude.
02:10:09
slimeballsteve
He needs the dink!
02:10:09
Brother Devon
Uh, yeah. And, uh, you know, uh, I think we're alluding to this, but, uh, there was a rumor about a Horizon Zero Dawn remastered, which everybody went why.
02:10:21
Brother Devon
And then there's a follow primer that there's on top of that. There's gonna be a days gone remaster Which you know, it's funny is when I was like pre you know at the start of this when I was looking through my my trophies I Platinum that game That's the right response that's the right response ah But really this just led into that there's gonna be a state of play tomorrow
02:10:39
OZ CUMM
That's totally the right response.
Anticipation for Upcoming Game Releases
02:10:48
Brother Devon
so
02:10:48
OZ CUMM
OK.
02:10:49
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, they are. Yeah, there's going to be one.
02:10:49
Brother Devon
Get ready to be disappointed.
02:10:52
OZ CUMM
And John, oh, ah John, you said that. All the Resident Evil games are on sale right now. Is that a thing?
02:10:59
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, so they might they might show Resident Evil 9.
02:11:01
Brother Devon
Yeah, with that with that. We'd be up again, right? The the Sony roller coaster would be we'd be peeking again.
02:11:09
Phantom Libtard
What, if Resident Evil 9 was announced?
02:11:10
Brother Devon
Yes, they are. Yeah, if they announce Ari nine.
02:11:11
slimeballsteve
Well, where are they right now?
02:11:12
Phantom Libtard
I mean, yeah.
02:11:13
slimeballsteve
Are they a peek from all?
02:11:14
Phantom Libtard
Well, is Resident Evil 9 going to be exclusive to PS5?
02:11:15
Brother Devon
Oh, So wait, wait, hold hold on. So where are we? So Astrobot was, there was Concord Astrobot PS5 Pro price. And then the PS5 Pro, uh, was it anniversary?
02:11:29
Phantom Libtard
i Posted it.
02:11:29
slimeballsteve
but anniversary yeah but then
02:11:30
Phantom Libtard
I posted it recently. I posted it recently.
02:11:31
Brother Devon
Yeah, I know. But like the anniversary, which I wouldn't say is an up, but everybody went, well, that is kind of objectively like cool looking.
02:11:32
Phantom Libtard
Let me find right here, it's not Concord was it so over Astro bot was we're so back PS 5 Pro.
02:11:40
Brother Devon
So I think we, we'd be, yeah.
02:11:48
Brother Devon
So back Fuck off of that Okay, man, so we're we're gonna we're gonna probably peak in Valley at least two or three more times during this this state of play I'm convinced that
02:11:50
Phantom Libtard
It's so over ah Freedom Wars remastered we're so back and Horizon Zero Dawn remastered rated for PS5 and PC. It's so over and then PlayStation 30th anniversary collection. We're so back. So we're back. We're still we're still back.
02:12:13
slimeballsteve
Dude, it has to be a lie.
02:12:14
Phantom Libtard
There's one there's one thing.
02:12:15
slimeballsteve
They have to have lies in there, man, right?
02:12:16
Phantom Libtard
No, no, no, bro. Yeah, real talk. There's one thing.
02:12:19
slimeballsteve
Day's gone.
02:12:20
Phantom Libtard
There's one thing they could announce anything. They can announce this one thing and it will save this whole year for PlayStation, and that's Bloodborne 2.
02:12:30
OZ CUMM
Whoa.
02:12:30
Brother Devon
They
02:12:31
Phantom Libtard
That's it. All they have to do is announce that it's in development and then they and then they're and then they're good, right?
02:12:36
slimeballsteve
Just do the Metroid Prime 4 thing where they just show you a logo and then it comes out when you're 50.
02:12:41
Phantom Libtard
I mean, the real the real the real dude, the real Chad thing to do is say Bloodborne 2 is in development.
02:12:49
Brother Devon
won't.
02:12:49
Phantom Libtard
Here's the logo, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, by the way, holiday 2024 blood-borne remastered 60 frames per second on ps5.
02:12:57
OZ CUMM
ah
02:13:00
Phantom Libtard
That's all I gotta do dog. I don't understand Why don't they just do that?
02:13:02
Brother Devon
I know. Listen, they could have pulled that trigger like it's seven years ago. It's insane.
02:13:07
Phantom Libtard
But Concord would cost 400 million dollars and it failed so I think it's I think it's about goddamn time It's about damn time and LeBron James's voice to hit the panic button, which is released the blood-borne tapes
02:13:10
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:13:19
OZ CUMM
Oh,
02:13:23
Phantom Libtard
to the public, because that's what everyone wants, man.
02:13:24
slimeballsteve
We're freaking out.
02:13:24
OZ CUMM
oh, oh, oh. I want to know who's on the Bloodborne list. Who rode the plane to Bloodborne Island? I want all the information, damn it.
02:13:34
Phantom Libtard
I don't know. I don't know why I don't know. though I don't know what but they're doing, dude.
02:13:38
OZ CUMM
Jeffrey Odeon Chapel.
02:13:40
Phantom Libtard
What else? Oh, Silent Hill 2 remake is PS5 exclusive for a year. Who the fuck cares, dude? Nobody wants that game.
02:13:47
Brother Devon
ah Excuse me.
02:13:48
Phantom Libtard
I mean, I'm going to get it.
02:13:49
Brother Devon
Yeah, Tim wants it Oh
02:13:50
Phantom Libtard
I'm going to get it. but you know like
02:13:52
slimeballsteve
Yeah, we have to for Tim.
02:13:55
OZ CUMM
Yeah Tim, we gotta do it for Timmy.
02:13:57
slimeballsteve
I gotta do it for for Tim.
02:13:59
OZ CUMM
That's the way it works. That we beat it and we say it's fantastic even though it's not.
02:14:04
slimeballsteve
Dude, T-Dog, you gotta play this.
02:14:04
Brother Devon
Yeah, you know it's I'll be honest um how many times has he done that to us it's our turn It's our turn to fucking do that to Tim.
02:14:10
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that's a good point.
02:14:13
Brother Devon
Oh my god. It's the best game. got play Oh my god, dude Really sell them on it And then he'll find out we only played it for 20 minutes Yeah
02:14:15
OZ CUMM
This game is incredible Tim. The things they changed needed to be changed.
02:14:17
Phantom Libtard
oh Yeah it the I think that's I I think that's I think that's Tim's like pure nightmare scenarios that we all we all end up loving Silent Hill 2 remake Like not even not even just us but like it gets like 93 93 on Metacritic and like game of the year Like it might actually win game of the year where Alan Wake 2 didn't you know that kind of thing?
02:14:30
OZ CUMM
Like everybody except him.
02:14:31
slimeballsteve
He's like, no, no!
02:14:35
OZ CUMM
It's been.
02:14:44
OZ CUMM
Rain recounts a statement about sequels on the discord.
02:14:44
slimeballsteve
Bro.
02:14:48
Phantom Libtard
He already did.
02:14:48
OZ CUMM
He's like a real games.
02:14:48
Phantom Libtard
He already ate his he already ate his fucking crow crow hoagie.
02:14:50
OZ CUMM
Now he's going to he's going to do it again. He's going to be like, this is so good.
02:14:52
Phantom Libtard
And you know what? You know what? That fucking that.
02:14:53
OZ CUMM
I can't believe it.
02:14:55
Phantom Libtard
That fucking coward reign, he didn't even finish Resident Evil or ah Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth after all that drama. Oh, I cried when I played Resident Evil 7 Remake or I mean, sorry, you say where I keep I keep I keep Freudian slipping.
02:15:07
Brother Devon
yeah
02:15:07
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm sorry, what?
02:15:08
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah And no listen I agree yeah Yeah, I feel like I literally feel like I'm living in a different
02:15:08
slimeballsteve
Hello?
02:15:10
Phantom Libtard
I keep Freudian slipping. Oh, my God, I cried playing Final Fantasy 7 Remake after all that. He still didn't he didn't even beat the sequel. Just saying.
02:15:23
Phantom Libtard
And that's like everybody's front runner for Game of the Year this year still, I think. I mean, maybe it's not. Maybe Astrobot is.
02:15:32
Brother Devon
like country because like I'm the only who fucking finished it.
02:15:33
Phantom Libtard
Oh, because you're the only one that finished it.
02:15:36
Brother Devon
And, and again, cause yeah, ah across the internet, it's like, yeah, no, it's probably still the front runner. Like, let's be honest.
02:15:40
Phantom Libtard
And you're about to join my world and play Cyberpunk.
02:15:43
Brother Devon
Yeah. I'd be like, guys, it's better than always gate three.
02:15:45
Phantom Libtard
Me and ah me and ah Paul, ah and my um my coworker I saw today for the first time in a few months played Cyberpunk and we were talking about it.
02:15:52
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:15:54
Phantom Libtard
I'm like, oh man, I got somebody to fucking talk to.
02:15:55
Brother Devon
Okay. Yeah, yeah, but I again I'm just saying man uh play some of that plucky squire dude You paid for it.
02:15:58
Phantom Libtard
Finally.
02:16:05
Brother Devon
It's there. It's worth it It's
02:16:07
slimeballsteve
I'm probably going to be playing the new Zelda that comes out next week, Devin.
02:16:07
Phantom Libtard
i so
02:16:12
OZ CUMM
new albums coming out next week echoes of wisdom yeah that doesn't sound made up echoes
02:16:12
Brother Devon
fine, it's fine Well, literally no, but literally literally a Zelda game where you actually play a Zelda
02:16:13
slimeballsteve
Yeah, echoes of wisdom.
02:16:15
Phantom Libtard
Yeah.
02:16:23
slimeballsteve
ah Chris is like, whatever, Steve.
02:16:26
Phantom Libtard
Do not sign your.
02:16:27
slimeballsteve
I think Steve might have a concussion.
02:16:29
Brother Devon
ah
02:16:29
OZ CUMM
of wizened more like it
02:16:32
Brother Devon
Let's see, John. Oh, John, look at you. You got 10 points or dead rising. All right. 68 points.
02:16:39
Phantom Libtard
I did.
02:16:40
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I fired it up.
02:16:42
Phantom Libtard
Other fans fans critic, oh yeah.
02:16:43
Brother Devon
I mean, you know, you're trailing a little bit. You're trailing a little bit, but that's fine.
02:16:47
slimeballsteve
and any
02:16:47
OZ CUMM
You have so many, Devin, you have so many metrics to judge us all by.
02:16:47
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, one.
02:16:50
Brother Devon
I know.
02:16:51
OZ CUMM
This is what you do.
02:16:52
Brother Devon
Yeah, I think I missed my calling as like a numbers guy. That's like a financier or something like that.
02:16:58
Phantom Libtard
Oh, man, yeah, it's going to be du do it's like ah it's me and you are going to be a tight race for the fans.
02:17:02
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah.
02:17:04
slimeballsteve
du
02:17:04
Phantom Libtard
Everyone else is like everyone else is pretty much at.
02:17:06
Brother Devon
No, dude, I'm really stressed out about my Silent Hill 2 and my Black Ops.
02:17:12
slimeballsteve
There's a universe
02:17:12
Brother Devon
If Black Ops fucks me, I'm done. I'm cooked.
02:17:15
Phantom Libtard
yeah Yeah, cuz what did what did what they called it a call duty.
02:17:16
slimeballsteve
I hope I hope so.
02:17:20
Phantom Libtard
I don't even know the name 2020 23.
02:17:20
Brother Devon
I think it like it like lost somebody points.
02:17:22
slimeballsteve
You got like a four last year.
02:17:23
Brother Devon
I think Brave Mouth had them. Yeah, Brave Mouth.
02:17:25
Phantom Libtard
ah modern Oh Man modern warfare 3, let me see Let's see what it got on Metacritic 56
02:17:26
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
02:17:33
slimeballsteve
There's a universe where Devin is the old man that runs squid games.
02:17:36
Phantom Libtard
oh man, Devin modern warfare 3 56
02:17:37
Brother Devon
You did not I'm stressing I'm stressing dude, yeah Yeah,
02:17:41
Phantom Libtard
No, because like the the strength is like Call of Duty you could get fucking zeros across the board, but but it'll still sell the same as as got ninety fives.
02:17:48
Brother Devon
but score wise I'll be cooked Yeah, I do I didn't want I didn't feel good about it I
02:17:51
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm excited to see what you give for that Silent Hill 2 remake.
02:17:57
Brother Devon
I didn't feel good about it at all, but.
02:17:58
OZ CUMM
Is there any buzz on that, by the way?
02:17:59
Phantom Libtard
Wait, what do I have left coming up?
02:18:01
Brother Devon
You got ah Monument Valley and Microsoft Flight Simulator, which is going to.
02:18:02
Phantom Libtard
I got.
02:18:03
slimeballsteve
i miss valley
02:18:05
Phantom Libtard
Oh, yeah, Monument name in Valley is ah is a bunny. It's going to be at least an 80 probably in Monument Valley three.
02:18:11
Brother Devon
All right.
02:18:11
Phantom Libtard
right And then what's the other one Oh flight simulator Fucking Michael Jordan coming in clutch in the fourth in the fourth quarter is is flight simulator By
02:18:19
Brother Devon
yeah
02:18:22
Brother Devon
I'm still so I'm still projected for first place.
02:18:27
slimeballsteve
Space Marine 81.
02:18:27
Brother Devon
Well, by six. May five. It gets like, you're projected for 98.74 on projected for 104.04.
02:18:27
Phantom Libtard
how many points six points
02:18:33
OZ CUMM
Ooh, it's tight.
02:18:38
Phantom Libtard
Yeah, does it show what the projected what they what the projected scores of the games are going to be or no?
02:18:43
Brother Devon
I don't think so.
02:18:44
Phantom Libtard
It just go gives you the points.
02:18:45
Brother Devon
No, I don't think so. Yeah, it just gives you the points. Maybe if you click it. ah Yeah, yeah, it does, it does. so
02:18:52
slimeballsteve
All right, all right you nerds, speed this along. We gotta wrap this podcast up.
02:18:55
Brother Devon
All right. I just want to see what John's projected flight simulator is going to be. Oh, dude.
02:19:04
Brother Devon
It's projected to get you 13 points, 14 points.
02:19:08
Phantom Libtard
So and not was a eighty nine eighty so eight or something.
02:19:10
Brother Devon
Yeah. Oh, dude.
02:19:12
slimeballsteve
Dude, the gap between you two and me, the projected third place person with 76 points.
02:19:15
Brother Devon
Well,
02:19:19
Brother Devon
well you know
Fantasy Game Draft and Conclusion
02:19:20
Brother Devon
what?
02:19:20
OZ CUMM
You only have the 70s. Oh, 70s.
02:19:21
slimeballsteve
it's It goes from 98 points from John as projected for being the second place person to me at 76.
02:19:30
Phantom Libtard
You get that, get on the get on that until dawn.
02:19:31
OZ CUMM
Steve?
02:19:31
Brother Devon
Well, you know, Steve, you're going to get, uh,
02:19:32
OZ CUMM
Hey, man. Where were you last year? What did you fall last year, Steve?
02:19:36
Brother Devon
he was second place.
02:19:36
slimeballsteve
I think I would second place, yeah.
02:19:37
Brother Devon
He was second place last year.
02:19:38
OZ CUMM
You were second place. Shit.
02:19:38
Phantom Libtard
and on that until dawn.
02:19:40
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:19:40
OZ CUMM
How many points did you have at second place last year?
02:19:42
slimeballsteve
I don't remember, man.
02:19:43
Brother Devon
Uh, I can, I can find out.
02:19:43
slimeballsteve
I don't remember anything. I just, I just, do I just do this for the camaraderie.
02:19:47
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:19:47
OZ CUMM
Oh, ew.
02:19:48
Brother Devon
No. Yeah. You know why you say, you know why he's saying that? Because you got actually Steve, you were third place last year.
02:19:54
slimeballsteve
Was I, who was second?
02:19:55
Brother Devon
Stinn I I ran away with it.
02:19:57
slimeballsteve
Oh, he had a strong lineup. He had tears of the kingdom.
02:19:59
Brother Devon
I had 126 points then at 98 you at 85 Yeah, Oh handed, okay Yeah, and yeah, so Steve Steve counter pick space marine 2 and he lost 13 points I'm sorry, you lost 11 points.
02:20:02
slimeballsteve
Yeah. He got, he got handed tears of the kingdom and ran away with it.
02:20:07
slimeballsteve
Handed, handed. Well, he was first pick.
02:20:16
slimeballsteve
I didn't think Space Marine 2 was going to come out this year. I'm not going to lie. That was one of those games where it was like that and vampire.
02:20:21
Brother Devon
I'm sorry
02:20:23
slimeballsteve
Two games that ah kind of have been in the the waiting bubble for a long time.
02:20:25
Brother Devon
ah
02:20:28
OZ CUMM
Like games never coming out.
02:20:29
Brother Devon
cooked.
02:20:29
slimeballsteve
That game's never coming out.
02:20:31
OZ CUMM
I think we all know that now. Well, sorry vampire fans, but we got to end it here. ah Your game's not coming out and I don't care.
02:20:40
Brother Devon
Oh, I care a little bit.
02:20:43
OZ CUMM
I like vampire the masquerade for a long time, but they got to keep tickling my dick and walking away. um I am going to walk away as well.
02:20:54
OZ CUMM
Thank you.
02:20:57
slimeballsteve
Alright, we'll be back next week.
02:20:59
Brother Devon
We're going to talk about so the Sorny alerts.
02:21:00
slimeballsteve
ah
02:21:04
Brother Devon
ah Maybe Chris and I will have a megalopolis review.
02:21:09
OZ CUMM
Oh boy. Here it comes.
02:21:11
slimeballsteve
And I'll have ah i'll have a Naruto review for all everybody out there.
02:21:14
Brother Devon
Hell yeah.
02:21:14
OZ CUMM
You got it.
02:21:15
Phantom Libtard
Naruto!
02:21:16
Brother Devon
but You know his last name is Steve?
02:21:16
OZ CUMM
You gotta finish it.
02:21:16
slimeballsteve
Naruto, Naruto.
02:21:16
Phantom Libtard
Naruto! Naruto!
02:21:18
OZ CUMM
You gotta finish it. The whole thing.
02:21:19
Phantom Libtard
Naruto!
02:21:21
Brother Devon
Uzumaki? Come on.
02:21:23
slimeballsteve
Who's, who's Buruto?
02:21:25
Brother Devon
Is this his son?
02:21:27
slimeballsteve
It's like Goku Gohan.
02:21:29
Brother Devon
Yeah.
02:21:29
OZ CUMM
I think he's the guy that keeps stealing all of Will.
02:21:32
slimeballsteve
Oh, you're right. Yeah.
02:21:34
Brother Devon
Now that's P Diddy.
02:21:36
OZ CUMM
Oh shit.
02:21:39
slimeballsteve
All right, everybody, we'll see you.
02:21:40
Brother Devon
There it is, baby.
02:21:46
OZ CUMM
Good night.
02:21:46
slimeballsteve
Bye.
02:21:47
Phantom Libtard
Later.