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Galanti & Chill - Terrifier Movies
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Introduction and Guests
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OZ CUMM
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is another episode of Galani and Chill, of course. I'm focusing on the Terrifier series. Yeah, that's right. I pulled myself all the way through that horrible mess.
00:00:15
OZ CUMM
Of course, I'm joined with Jonathan Suarez, Steven Atiri, Devin Copac, and myself.
00:00:18
phantomlibtard
Mmm.
00:00:20
OZ CUMM
I am Chris Galanti.
Terrifier Series Discussion
00:00:22
OZ CUMM
Welcome to Galani and Chill.
00:00:23
Steve-O
It's great to be here I also pulled myself off to a horrible mess like you said Chris ah terrible Terrible fire
00:00:28
OZ CUMM
yeah yeah Did I say that? It sounds terrible.
00:00:36
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Well, um, how I will ask that first, Steve.
00:00:43
Steve-O
You gotta leave mystery, man. You can't just give away just give away the premise.
00:00:45
OZ CUMM
Oh, Steve's not even going to give any details. This is going to say my life was a living hell.
00:00:48
Brother Devon
Yeah, he just said I was a horrible mess. What? Don't worry about it.
00:00:54
Steve-O
don't Don't even think about it anymore.
00:00:56
OZ CUMM
Well, luckily I just watched some movies so they didn't really, well, maybe they did,
00:01:00
Steve-O
What kind of movies?
00:01:01
OZ CUMM
Well, um, do you want to get into that first or should we talk about some of the things we watched? If anybody wants to talk about that beforehand. Um, of course I, I watched the Terrifier movies, but let's, let's go.
00:01:16
OZ CUMM
I forgot that was the thing. Got it. I'm going to be honest. You kind of scared me a little bit.
00:01:21
Brother Devon
ah ah
00:01:24
OZ CUMM
I am terrified right now.
00:01:24
Brother Devon
Oh, my goodness.
00:01:26
OZ CUMM
Um, Uh, it's been two weeks for some reason. I am scared of that terrible ghost noise.
00:01:33
Brother Devon
Well, hey, you know what? Because Halloween's over and you just weren't ready for it, you know.
00:01:37
OZ CUMM
I wasn't. Yeah. I'm not ready to be spooked. You know, it's November 4th. It's not, is it?
00:01:43
Brother Devon
so You know what?
00:01:43
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:01:44
Brother Devon
The day before the scariest day of the year.
00:01:46
Steve-O
day
00:01:46
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Um, let's not talk about that day. Um, I do not have a boner for that day, regardless of the sound effect. Thank you very
Batman vs. Iron Man Debate
00:01:56
OZ CUMM
much. um Yeah, but before we get into the Terrifier series, is there any media or some news you wanna talk about that is movie or television related?
00:02:02
Brother Devon
Oh.
00:02:07
Brother Devon
You know, I could probably.
00:02:08
phantomlibtard
I would if you guys watch fucking penguin this week, but I'm the only one and Chris there are people there are people out there that still think Batman's gonna show up in the last episode.
00:02:11
OZ CUMM
Oh boy, here we go.
00:02:12
Brother Devon
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:02:14
OZ CUMM
Oh, is it great again? I already know, it's great.
00:02:23
phantomlibtard
So I don't know Would that be bad if he did
00:02:23
Brother Devon
Even though they were specifically told he's not showing up.
00:02:28
OZ CUMM
multiple times.
00:02:29
Brother Devon
ah Yeah, this I mean, I've only watched the first four. ah I want to watch the rest. I will watch the rest, but I did.
00:02:37
phantomlibtard
Yeah, you were supposed to. You said you were last time.
00:02:40
OZ CUMM
Part of me does think though, that with the end of the Batman, the movie, you kind of felt like he was going in a direction where he wanted to help the city and I would have liked
00:02:40
Brother Devon
And then.
00:02:43
phantomlibtard
That he might.
00:02:52
phantomlibtard
And he's not and where the fuck is he right now? the Is he fucking he taking a vacation, Chris?
00:02:54
OZ CUMM
Well, here's the deal. I would have liked to have seen like Bruce Wayne being a philanthropist and helping the shitty parts of Gotham.
00:02:59
phantomlibtard
He's on sabbatical. Now, dude.
00:03:04
OZ CUMM
That's what I would have liked.
00:03:04
phantomlibtard
Nice trying to fight. He's trying to find Selena, the daughter of a serial killer.
00:03:09
OZ CUMM
He's off on his own journey out of Gotham during its worst period.
00:03:15
Brother Devon
It went to the beach.
00:03:16
OZ CUMM
Yeah, he's like, fuck, that was too much work.
00:03:18
Brother Devon
This fucking sucks, dude.
00:03:19
OZ CUMM
I'm just going to throw money at it.
00:03:20
OZ CUMM
Money!
00:03:20
Steve-O
I mean, that's the thing, right?
00:03:21
Steve-O
Like, you know, call Aquaman, just have him build a bunch of tuna in front of the heck and
00:03:25
OZ CUMM
i
00:03:30
OZ CUMM
Wow, that's that waters his thing, right?
00:03:33
Steve-O
Mm.
00:03:33
OZ CUMM
And he just, you see him, he just says that as he's leaving, like going out the door, he's got a big belly, right?
00:03:36
Steve-O
How many, hold on, how, Superman, just have Superman come in and just swallow all the water in his mouth.
00:03:45
OZ CUMM
And as the door is shutting and he's on his trip to Florida to the keys, to the keys,
00:03:52
Brother Devon
ah as he flies in the bat wing.
00:03:54
OZ CUMM
He's basically Ted Cruz.
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Brother Devon
doesn
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OZ CUMM
God fuck me. He just leaves during a crisis. He goes on a vacation. I don't know why he's not there, guys. i I think everybody else is scratching their noggin about that one.
00:04:09
OZ CUMM
It is a little weird.
00:04:11
Steve-O
Maybe he's embarrassed.
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phantomlibtard
Do you think they'll acknowledge that in the next movie? They'll let us know what he's been doing and if he's been away from Gotham.
00:04:16
OZ CUMM
They have to. They'd have to broach that.
00:04:25
phantomlibtard
He's just traveling from orphanage to orphanage shopping for Robin so he could see who he can hire as Robin.
00:04:31
Brother Devon
Shopping for children.
00:04:33
OZ CUMM
Give me your strongest boys.
Villains in Real Life
00:04:35
phantomlibtard
Give me your struggles, boys.
00:04:35
Steve-O
ah Strongest boys.
00:04:35
Brother Devon
I need all your strongest voice.
00:04:37
phantomlibtard
Give me your struggles, boys, that'll eat a rat. and when when i Put them in my prison at home so you could prepare for war or whatever whatever all-star Batman was They
00:04:47
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, that's where it's going.
00:04:49
Brother Devon
We're in a war.
00:04:51
OZ CUMM
Paint the whole room yellow.
00:04:52
phantomlibtard
did said that there was a rumor there was a rumor saying that um That Dick Grayson was gonna show up in the next Batman movie in some capacity
00:05:00
Steve-O
You know, in the third Batman movie by Nolan, there's a character named Robin.
00:05:08
phantomlibtard
ah A fucking cop stop dude It's like it's it's it's so forced I
00:05:14
Brother Devon
yeah.
00:05:14
OZ CUMM
It's isn't that so isn't that just so coincidental I know You're
00:05:20
Steve-O
I mean, Dick Grayson did become a cop in Bloodhaven.
00:05:25
phantomlibtard
Know but snow No, but it's not like it's not like a cop Figured out who Batman was and then became Robin like that's kind of weird to me
00:05:26
Steve-O
I like that. It's like, I know it's just dumb.
00:05:29
OZ CUMM
not wrong
00:05:35
Steve-O
Like, let's just be honest, like Dick Grace is just meant to be like a pole dancer or something.
00:05:40
OZ CUMM
Well, I mean, he was taken from that fate by Bruce Wayne because he knew that's exactly where he's going to. How long is he going to really go being a fucking trapeze artist?
00:05:53
OZ CUMM
This guy's don't have long careers. They don't. I'm sorry. He's going to have to be going out on only fans showing his cheeks like everybody else to make some money.
00:06:05
OZ CUMM
You know, Bruce Wayne stepped in.
00:06:05
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, dude, Dick Grayson, a hundred percent would have an only fans on daddy.
00:06:09
OZ CUMM
yeah No, no Bruce Wayne.
00:06:11
Steve-O
Dude, he would still have one.
00:06:12
phantomlibtard
you
00:06:12
OZ CUMM
No Bruce Wayne.
00:06:12
Brother Devon
Daddy, Bruce cut me off. Yeah.
00:06:15
Steve-O
Even in the Wayne Manor.
00:06:16
phantomlibtard
Bruce Bruce Bruce cuts him off cuts him off financially so he's forced
00:06:19
Steve-O
What are you doing in that room?
00:06:19
Brother Devon
yeah
00:06:21
Steve-O
What are you doing in that room?
00:06:22
OZ CUMM
Oh, somebody's coming.
00:06:23
Brother Devon
Hey.
00:06:24
OZ CUMM
I have to, he's just like, mute the audio.
00:06:24
Steve-O
Oh, Master Dick. Master Dick, let me in. I have your hot pockets.
00:06:30
OZ CUMM
Just him yelling in the background.
00:06:34
OZ CUMM
Um, yeah, that could be happening in this universe. Um, it's totally plausible with the world that the penguin and the Batman created Dick Grayson is a prostitute.
00:06:45
Steve-O
Wow, this is.
00:06:45
OZ CUMM
Wouldn't that be cool?
00:06:48
phantomlibtard
That'll be awesome.
00:06:49
Steve-O
Let me sick, let me sick.
00:06:49
OZ CUMM
That would be so awesome. That would be so awesome. I mean, it would be so different and
00:06:57
Steve-O
It'd be radical to.
00:06:58
OZ CUMM
Here we go against gender norms. like i i'm I'm turning myself on to this idea.
00:07:03
Steve-O
Well, who do you have played
Violence in Terrifier Series
00:07:05
Steve-O
that character?
00:07:06
OZ CUMM
Oh, it's gotta to be some slutty man. Who's the sluttiest man in Hollywood?
00:07:10
Steve-O
Oh.
00:07:12
Brother Devon
Austin Butler, dude.
00:07:14
OZ CUMM
Austin Butler?
00:07:14
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:07:14
phantomlibtard
Oh hell yeah, hell yeah.
00:07:18
OZ CUMM
Yeah, that there you go.
00:07:21
phantomlibtard
And he's like he would go full method to.
00:07:23
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you would.
00:07:24
Steve-O
That's the guy who played Elvis, right?
00:07:24
OZ CUMM
He's stupid.
00:07:26
phantomlibtard
He would have a yeah and he would have fucking dickless, he would have a dickless chaps on as his costume.
00:07:26
OZ CUMM
Yeah, dude.
00:07:26
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:07:32
phantomlibtard
Just you just be hanging out.
00:07:32
OZ CUMM
Yeah, you'd see way too much, way too much as Robin. I think that's his whole idea.
00:07:38
phantomlibtard
Hell yeah.
00:07:39
OZ CUMM
They would be focused on that and not his face. You know, so nobody even knows. I just saw balls, man.
00:07:44
phantomlibtard
Hell yeah, I say hell yeah, give it to me.
00:07:45
Steve-O
Well, that's why Batman is like, I don't need as much armor. I could be a little more dick like I could like move around better.
00:07:54
OZ CUMM
Hmm.
00:07:54
Steve-O
They're all aiming at the.
00:07:56
OZ CUMM
They're looking at that.
00:07:57
Steve-O
At the little sexy boy just dancing around.
00:07:58
OZ CUMM
They're looking at his balls hanging out.
00:08:03
Steve-O
What the hell, Batman?
00:08:04
OZ CUMM
i mean
00:08:05
Brother Devon
Can you imagine if like one of the goons like, Hey, I recognize you as I'm a sub subscriber.
00:08:08
OZ CUMM
I mean... Then
00:08:12
Brother Devon
Oh no.
00:08:13
OZ CUMM
that's the guy he kills. He has to.
00:08:15
Steve-O
Oh, he has to.
00:08:16
Brother Devon
Yeah. Oh yes.
00:08:16
OZ CUMM
And then Batman steps in. You can't kill the witnesses.
00:08:19
Brother Devon
What happened? wow
00:08:20
OZ CUMM
You can't kill your fans. They love you. but
00:08:23
Brother Devon
but He's just trying to hide it.
00:08:23
Steve-O
That's kind of messed up.
00:08:24
Brother Devon
He's trying to hide it from Batman.
00:08:26
Steve-O
Like, yeah, I can kind of see why things back then were like, it's kind of weird that Batman keeps like taking in orphans.
00:08:37
OZ CUMM
I trust me. It's the one thing I don't ever want to see in another movie. I just don't like it. I don't like it. I'm sorry. I like it Grayson conceptually in comics.
00:08:45
Steve-O
I mean,
00:08:47
OZ CUMM
I liked him Drake even
00:08:49
Steve-O
It makes sense, like the first time where it's like he witnessed like someone becoming an orphan and his orphanage life, like, you know, he he had that bond.
00:09:04
Steve-O
But then he just saw a kid stealing his hubcaps. And he was like, yeah.
00:09:08
Brother Devon
That's like, that's like midlife crisis.
00:09:10
Brother Devon
Cause like, like Dick, Dick and him got into a fight and he literally quit.
00:09:10
phantomlibtard
that's
00:09:10
OZ CUMM
yeah ah
00:09:13
phantomlibtard
That's Is that not what how penguin meant Victor though in this show Oh, yeah, well who say I mean Like that's just your opinion that Batman's not a villain, you know
00:09:17
Steve-O
That is so mean.
00:09:17
Brother Devon
Yeah. That's his Dick racing, dude.
00:09:20
OZ CUMM
That is I mean in a lot of ways this Jason Todd is Dick Grayson III that Sidekick dynamic works far better as in a villain role than it does in a hero role.
00:09:31
Steve-O
It really does. It really, really, it feels natural.
00:09:38
OZ CUMM
I
00:09:39
Steve-O
oh You know what?
00:09:40
OZ CUMM
Oh shit.
00:09:40
phantomlibtard
Just saying.
00:09:42
OZ CUMM
Okay. All right. You wanna go there?
00:09:43
phantomlibtard
Just I i just say it, Chris.
00:09:44
Steve-O
You're right.
00:09:46
OZ CUMM
Are we going there? All right.
00:09:48
phantomlibtard
Just I'm just saying.
00:09:50
OZ CUMM
You're not wrong. He's operating outside the wall.
00:09:55
Steve-O
Dude could throw an errant batarang and slit your throat.
00:09:59
OZ CUMM
I wouldn't like him if I lived in Gotham. I think he's weird and scary. Batman?
00:10:04
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:10:05
OZ CUMM
No, thank you.
00:10:05
Steve-O
All right, what heroes would you be like excited to see?
00:10:06
Brother Devon
Hmm.
00:10:06
OZ CUMM
He's a weird guy who hangs on your ceiling.
00:10:11
Steve-O
Because I know Devin always talked about like, oh man, if I saw Spider-Man swinging in the New York skyline, that'd be so cool. If I saw Superman zooming by, that'd be so cool.
00:10:22
OZ CUMM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:10:22
Brother Devon
It would. Whoa. You know, wait, you don't think you'd actually be kind of terrified in real life.
00:10:25
OZ CUMM
That's me. No, giant turtles that live amongst us and they know karate. Fuck no. If I knew that was a thing.
00:10:33
Brother Devon
I guess if they act, if they act that way and they're not disgusting looking in real life.
00:10:37
OZ CUMM
Well, that's the thing. If they have their personalities, fuck no. Like their personalities go a long way. Like if I met them in person and they're like, yo, dude, what's up? You know, Michael Angel is giving me that whole thing.
00:10:47
OZ CUMM
He's like, who the fuck is this asshole? Like rafts rising me up. ah These, they curse in my world.
00:10:52
Brother Devon
Yeah, like, yeah, like, but like I'm saying, like you're in the park at night and then you see Raphael, like talking shit to you and you're like, that's terrifying.
00:10:57
OZ CUMM
I would, I like, listen, I would initially be,
00:11:02
Brother Devon
That's a six foot three turtle.
00:11:04
OZ CUMM
us afraid, but I feel like if I talk to them, that'd be like the coolest experience, because they just seem cool.
00:11:09
Brother Devon
Yeah. So if you met them at like a comic, you know,
00:11:12
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I'd be totally down, man.
00:11:15
Steve-O
What if they were like, you remember when you tried to like interview ah the guy from, uh, what the hell show was that?
00:11:15
OZ CUMM
i
00:11:22
OZ CUMM
It's not Lou Frank now, is it?
00:11:23
Brother Devon
Who, uh, who me, uh, a battle circle, actor, Edward, James Momos.
00:11:24
Steve-O
The toasters. Yeah.
00:11:28
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:11:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:11:29
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:11:29
Steve-O
And you're like, Hey, can we interview?
00:11:29
Brother Devon
He said no to me.
00:11:30
Steve-O
And he's like, no. I'm like, that's fair.
00:11:31
Brother Devon
He said, not today.
00:11:32
phantomlibtard
Thank you.
00:11:33
Steve-O
It's fair.
00:11:34
Brother Devon
That's what he literally, what he said to me and then walked away. And I was like, that's fair.
00:11:38
OZ CUMM
ah If a surly Raphael said not today to me I'd be like that's that's cool.
00:11:38
Brother Devon
I guess.
00:11:41
Brother Devon
here
00:11:43
OZ CUMM
I get it.
00:11:44
Steve-O
What if, like, no, but that's the thing, like, like, what if Michelangelo? You're like, oh my goodness, Michelangelo.
00:11:48
OZ CUMM
Oh That would break my heart that would break my heart That would hurt that would break my heart I would break my heart
00:11:48
Steve-O
And he's like, don't, don't fucking look at me.
00:11:51
Brother Devon
What if he nunchucks you in the head? He's like, get the fuck away from me.
00:11:55
Steve-O
Get in the fucking line if you want a signature.
00:11:57
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:12:01
OZ CUMM
I mean, I think there's, I will will say, I think there's less superheroes that I would want to meet in real life. Like if they existed, wouldn't be happy they exist.
00:12:12
OZ CUMM
Then there aren't like, I, the majority of them, I'd be like, Oh no, no, I don't, I don't approve of that.
00:12:19
Steve-O
I'm gonna go through a list, okay Chris? You tell me who you'd wanna meet and who you wouldn't wanna meet.
00:12:21
OZ CUMM
Okay.
00:12:24
OZ CUMM
Like who I want to even exist in the world.
00:12:26
Steve-O
Yeah, Superman.
00:12:27
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
00:12:31
Brother Devon
Well, cause if Chris says, yeah, that's, that's a big, big shift in everything that we know about everything.
00:12:39
OZ CUMM
That's true. I would be really scared of him. I'm not gonna lie. Even as nice as he is, I would, I can't deny I wouldn't be.
00:12:48
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, Chris is just Zack Snyder, dude.
00:12:48
Steve-O
He's like super friendly, he shakes your hand, and then he just kinda, he just kinda mutters under his breath when he's shaking your hand.
00:12:51
Brother Devon
We just finding this out, man.
00:12:56
Steve-O
He's like, I could fucking break you.
00:12:58
Brother Devon
Yeah, I get fucking erased you from existence.
00:12:59
OZ CUMM
I just don't, it's this that like, it's no, it's no fault of his character.
00:13:05
Brother Devon
Yeah, the fact that this dude even exists is fucked.
00:13:05
OZ CUMM
It's pure like ability.
00:13:08
Steve-O
I could wipe my ass with you.
00:13:09
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Yeah.
00:13:12
Brother Devon
I could I could use you as a condom.
00:13:14
OZ CUMM
I know he's not a homelander, like I get that. I'm not stupid, but like, ooh, that amount of power for anybody kidding me?
00:13:17
Brother Devon
What would you do?
00:13:21
Steve-O
Now what about, now Batman, Batman is just a guy, he's just a rich guy.
00:13:26
OZ CUMM
No.
00:13:27
Steve-O
so art Well who would you rather exist, Batman or Iron Man?
00:13:30
OZ CUMM
Neither.
00:13:31
Steve-O
No, but you have to have one exist.
00:13:33
Brother Devon
but Oh, but so I love how Steve just start making up rules.
00:13:36
OZ CUMM
I didn't, man.
00:13:37
phantomlibtard
Well, Iron Man basically exists right now And he's a piece of shit asshole Like um okay, so what yeah, what what would you rather would you rather have Elon Musk now as a vigilante or as as Iron Man?
00:13:40
OZ CUMM
Yeah, exactly.
00:13:40
Brother Devon
Oh.
00:13:44
OZ CUMM
I guess I would i would want...
00:13:55
Brother Devon
Come on. No, no, because they have to be the real version.
00:13:56
phantomlibtard
Which what which one?
00:13:58
Brother Devon
Otherwise, yeah, everything's just going to be like Elon Musk.
00:14:00
OZ CUMM
How about this? i would I would like the fact like that Batman exists, but not in what place I would live. Like I wouldn't go to Gotham ever.
00:14:13
OZ CUMM
I know he's doing something right. I would have, I don't know. I really don't know.
00:14:17
Steve-O
that's the thing, we you wouldn't know that Batman was a rich guy that had no powers.
00:14:19
OZ CUMM
I wouldn't.
00:14:21
Steve-O
You might just be like, there's a guy out there that's just like eating people in the dark.
00:14:22
OZ CUMM
Well, up yeah.
00:14:26
OZ CUMM
Yeah, dude. I mean, I, it but it's like always, I would have to imagine that it's always criminals.
00:14:28
Brother Devon
I already sucked the blood of the criminals.
00:14:33
Steve-O
All right,
00:14:34
OZ CUMM
Like it's always people I've done really bad things.
00:14:37
Steve-O
I'm gonna flip the script on you now. Villains, which villains would you, wait okay.
00:14:42
OZ CUMM
Does he worse?
00:14:44
Brother Devon
Dude, Dr.
00:14:45
Steve-O
Magneto, Magneto.
00:14:45
Brother Devon
Doom.
00:14:45
OZ CUMM
No!
00:14:46
Brother Devon
Oh.
00:14:46
OZ CUMM
No!
00:14:47
Steve-O
Why not?
00:14:48
OZ CUMM
Because he hates me!
00:14:50
Steve-O
Why is he hating you? Were you a Nazi, Chris?
00:14:51
OZ CUMM
Because I'm a human being!
00:14:53
Steve-O
Okay. All right. That's fair. ah The Joker.
00:14:59
OZ CUMM
Oh, no. Good lord, no.
00:15:02
Steve-O
You got it. We have to get one out of you, Chris. We have to get a password. Dr. Doom.
00:15:10
OZ CUMM
If Latveria is, he's there all the time and it's like a functioning economy that's working, a functioning country, that's okay.
00:15:23
Brother Devon
I would totally vacation the Latver area.
00:15:26
OZ CUMM
I think I kind of would check it out because it's weird, right? That would be weird if there's a country in Eastern Europe that is has like a higher GDP than like any other country around it.
00:15:40
OZ CUMM
It's completely peaceful. There's no violence. I guess it would be like North Korea, but more successful.
00:15:51
phantomlibtard
It's not just Lotvia, but with a few other letters.
00:15:55
OZ CUMM
I guess. I don't know. it's In the comics, it's always a highly functioning country, right?
00:16:06
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, it's like it's actually doing really well I Mean granted he's he also says shit like shoot the first man who stops clapping You know, but still Yeah, it's just like a really efficient, North Korea
00:16:09
OZ CUMM
It would scare me.
00:16:09
phantomlibtard
Like Wakanda, it's white Wakanda.
00:16:15
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I'm sure I saw that on the news.
00:16:23
OZ CUMM
He's not any...
00:16:23
Steve-O
Is that what you're gonna waste your one on that? Dr. Doom?
00:16:26
OZ CUMM
No, we can go, we can go, we can go weaker. Like, I personally wouldn't mind that Doc Ock exists. He only pretty cool!
00:16:34
Brother Devon
Dude, what a what a guy that like oh, there's that dogout guy run it around fucking run it around Robin banks What about venom Come on You know, I saw I saw venom Yeah
00:16:40
Steve-O
Shut up! Shut up! I made a sign!
00:16:43
OZ CUMM
but
00:16:43
Steve-O
Shut up!
00:16:45
OZ CUMM
That's pretty cool. It's got those arms. I have no- I don't have a problem with that. I don't have a problem with that. No!
00:16:55
OZ CUMM
It's a fucking alien?
00:16:55
Steve-O
Good old Venom. Yeah, but you could become Venom. It's like a lottery.
00:16:58
OZ CUMM
Just the f- Just the fact that I know that aliens exist.
00:17:01
Steve-O
Oh, the new one?
00:17:03
OZ CUMM
Oh, Jesus, really?
00:17:05
Brother Devon
Yeah, I saw them and it is definitively way worse than Joker too.
00:17:11
OZ CUMM
Is it worse than the second Venom movie?
00:17:13
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's so bad.
00:17:14
OZ CUMM
Is it really?
00:17:16
Brother Devon
It's really it's really bad.
00:17:16
OZ CUMM
Wow.
00:17:18
OZ CUMM
Jesus.
00:17:19
Brother Devon
Yeah, I was like, no, it didn't even make.
00:17:20
phantomlibtard
Did it make a lot of money though? That's what the point was.
00:17:24
Brother Devon
Kind of didn't make a lot of money either. It's making it's doing OK. Luke Warm, I'd say, is the the box office run of then of the last dance.
00:17:31
phantomlibtard
So bet is doing better than Joker.
00:17:34
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, it also didn't cost 250 million.
00:17:38
phantomlibtard
300 million.
00:17:39
Brother Devon
Yeah, whatever the fuck it was.
00:17:40
phantomlibtard
Listen, man, it sounds to me like Tarantino was on was on my theory where.
00:17:47
Brother Devon
Dude.
00:17:47
phantomlibtard
Where it wasn't supposed to be good. It was just a fuck you to everybody.
00:17:50
Brother Devon
Yo, man, what's going on?
00:17:51
OZ CUMM
Mm-hmm.
00:17:52
Brother Devon
I don't know, man.
00:17:53
OZ CUMM
I think I kind of agree with that, too.
00:17:53
phantomlibtard
Masterpiece. Is a masterpiece, basically.
00:17:56
OZ CUMM
and don I don't know if it's a masterpiece, though.
00:17:56
Brother Devon
Dude, wait, do we we objectively think though? Do we actually think in like 20 years? Maybe 10 years, we'll be like, yeah, actually the movie's pretty good.
00:18:07
OZ CUMM
Oh, like it'll age.
00:18:08
phantomlibtard
No, no, I feel this is my I feel that way about Bo is afraid like in 2045.
00:18:09
OZ CUMM
know
00:18:16
phantomlibtard
We're gonna look back and we're gonna be like, you know what? We're gonna watch and be like, this is actually a very deep, deep work of of psychological literature here.
00:18:25
Brother Devon
yeah no That monster in that attic is art.
00:18:28
OZ CUMM
I think most of it will come out in homage if like in the future somebody makes something like the Joker movies and then he like references the second movie and then people come back around to it.
00:18:42
OZ CUMM
If that movie is good, I don't know.
00:18:42
Steve-O
Chris, what if what if they remake Taxi Driver?
00:18:44
OZ CUMM
You know what I mean?
00:18:49
OZ CUMM
But he's in clown makeup the whole time.
00:18:49
phantomlibtard
They did.
00:18:49
Steve-O
but But they say the inspiration was the joke.
00:18:53
phantomlibtard
Was the job? No. Oh, my God.
00:18:58
OZ CUMM
Uh, like they, they interview him and like, there's a movie called taxi driver. Um, I don't necessarily think that's not possibly a thing to happen because time wears away on everything.
00:19:15
OZ CUMM
Right. Like taxi driver right now is it's a 50 year old movie almost. Right.
00:19:22
Steve-O
Yes.
00:19:23
OZ CUMM
Yeah. It's getting there. or It's like close to being 50 years old. So like, I do think some things do get replaced. Like maybe people will think of the Joker instead of the taxi driver when they think of a lone weirdo who murders people.
00:19:39
Brother Devon
I feel like that should be the main goal of all art, to replace things that you were influenced by.
00:19:44
OZ CUMM
Better, better.
00:19:47
OZ CUMM
I don't know that that.
00:19:48
Steve-O
I mean, that's just the that's just a premise to Blade Runner, man.
00:19:48
Brother Devon
No, not at all. That's a terrible thing.
00:19:52
Steve-O
Come on, you're just giving the speech at the end of the movie, Chris.
00:19:55
OZ CUMM
Well, you know, there is a lack
00:19:56
Brother Devon
Time to die.
00:19:57
OZ CUMM
There's the the whole idea of a lack of creative original ideas. So things are just going to get repeated.
00:20:05
Steve-O
I saw Joker dance down the stairs. Time to die.
00:20:10
Brother Devon
on the shoulders of a variant.
00:20:15
OZ CUMM
I'm actually curious, too, because the movies I did watch, um I watched Terrifier movies, they came out around the third movie, came out around the same time as The Joker.
00:20:27
Brother Devon
Yeah, I think it's technically had a better run, I think.
00:20:27
OZ CUMM
ah fully a fully adieu.
00:20:32
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I did. Yeah. I'll get into that a little.
00:20:35
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:20:36
OZ CUMM
Actually, I get into that right now. Let's jump into the fire.
00:20:38
Steve-O
time Always always
00:20:39
OZ CUMM
Yeah, let's do it.
00:20:41
Brother Devon
It's even hovering on that button.
00:20:46
OZ CUMM
So what do you guys know about this series before I even jump in? What is your impression of it?
00:20:50
Brother Devon
OK, I know it's extremely gory, like hard to watch gory. That's what I've heard at least.
00:20:58
OZ CUMM
Ding.
00:21:00
Brother Devon
Cheap.
00:21:02
OZ CUMM
Ding.
00:21:03
Brother Devon
Enjoyable. but
00:21:05
Steve-O
I'm not hearing a ding.
00:21:05
Brother Devon
way
00:21:06
OZ CUMM
Do you know his name?
00:21:07
Brother Devon
ah Hold on, hold on. Let me let me rephrase ah cheap, but like it does a lot with the budget that it has. um
00:21:21
Brother Devon
And also ah the killer is.
00:21:27
OZ CUMM
dido's name
00:21:27
Brother Devon
It seems like, yeah, it's art the clown, it's art the clown, but it seems like
00:21:29
Steve-O
I do.
00:21:30
OZ CUMM
All right, the clown.
00:21:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:21:30
OZ CUMM
You guys are familiar with
00:21:33
Brother Devon
this is This is kind of my take on it. It kind of seems like he is almost like a parody of killers. Like he's just like, they're like, we don't care about his backstory.
00:21:46
Brother Devon
We don't care about the rules. Like he's a mortal and it doesn't matter because he's just kind of there to kill you in extremely gory ways.
00:21:54
OZ CUMM
And that's where you're wrong, Devin.
00:21:56
Brother Devon
Ah,
00:21:58
OZ CUMM
There is the lore.
00:21:58
Brother Devon
I tried to add it. I tried to add, wait, hold on. Is, is the lore something that was added later or was that kind of, okay.
00:22:04
OZ CUMM
Mm-hmm. It was definitely added later. Like it wasn't intentional.
00:22:07
Brother Devon
Okay. All right.
00:22:08
OZ CUMM
I think well the series No, go ahead.
00:22:11
Brother Devon
Cause I heard, I heard one thing I heard like, sorry, it's so like, doesn't he like shoot himself in the head and then just comes back and they're like, what?
00:22:18
OZ CUMM
Yeah That's
00:22:20
Brother Devon
And then that's yeah.
00:22:22
OZ CUMM
that's our baby
00:22:23
Brother Devon
And it's like, okay. And it's like, when I read or heard that, I was just like, Oh, there's no, he's just like ah a caricature of ah like these slashers.
00:22:36
OZ CUMM
i think That's listen. All right. So technically speaking, if we're going to start at the beginning, it starts at all Hallows' Eve. Right. So it's it's it's Damon. Leon is the director and writer of all of these movies. And this first film is actually a movie in three parts. And in this, the whole concept of the movie is it's it's Halloween.
00:23:06
OZ CUMM
These kids come home with their bags full of candy and the one, the boy pulls a VHS tape out of his bag. He's like, what is this?
00:23:15
Brother Devon
Hell yeah.
00:23:16
OZ CUMM
How did I get this? What is this thing? And the babysitter, it's a babysitter, not her mom's babysitter. She's like, oh, some weirdo put that in your bag.
00:23:26
OZ CUMM
She opens it up, no label. It's blank. It's blank VHS. So the kid's like, I want to watch it. I want to see what it is. And, you know, she's like wearing, she's getting worn worn down by them, which she shouldn't be. She should not be watching this random VHS and showing it to these kids. But she eventually wears down and they put it on. And the first part of the, of the movie, when I watched it, I was initially really shocked because I know somebody in this movie.
00:24:02
Brother Devon
Oh, wait, the sister of a friend of yours.
00:24:03
Steve-O
Oh.
00:24:05
OZ CUMM
um She's actually the sister of a friend of ours from college um I Don't want to save him Yeah of ours, you know him.
00:24:17
Brother Devon
Oh, okay.
00:24:18
OZ CUMM
I'm gonna type the name in here all right, and I I'm not gonna say the name obviously on the podcast but ah She's in this and
00:24:20
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:24:24
Brother Devon
God, you're really funny if it was Pat O'Neill.
00:24:32
Brother Devon
in all Hallows' Eve.
00:24:34
OZ CUMM
In a hall, see, she's in the first segment.
00:24:37
Brother Devon
okay
00:24:38
OZ CUMM
And the first segment is as art kidnapping women and bringing them to a satanic cult. And the cult is literally, I don't think it's her character, but one of the women gets raped by a demon at the end.
00:24:55
OZ CUMM
There's also a scene of a pregnant woman getting her, you know, getting an abortion the hard way.
00:25:02
Brother Devon
Ugh.
00:25:03
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, there's that in this. In this short, the budget is so low and it's shot so poorly. That the gourd is not set in at all. Like it's shocking that it happens, but it's really not shot well. Now that's kind of a symptom of the entire series too.
00:25:29
OZ CUMM
um This movie obviously is very low budget, but even as the movies go on, the shot composure and cinematography are kind of boring. Like, there's not really a lot going on artistically. It's just, everything's kind of flat. Shot very flatly. um Yeah, so, all hell is Eve. The first segment and the third segment, art is in both, but the second segment Oh, Jesus. It's an alien abduction story with the worst alien costume I have ever seen in my life. Like I've I watched a lot of bad alien costumes. They go on a chill like the. you Is a horrendous looking and apparently the ah the alien was supposed to be a like a doll like a puppet.
00:26:28
OZ CUMM
but that did not turn out well. So it was like a last minute costume that, um I don't even know the actor who wore it. I can't find the credit for it. I know it's not, I know it's not the guy who played art, Mike Giannelli in All Hallows Eve. It's not him, but um yeah, it's just awful, awful segment, just stupid.
00:26:55
OZ CUMM
and then the third segment art comes back and it's This segment yeah it kind of falls into what you're saying to heaven where it almost seems like a parody of Killers because he just starts like it's a girl driving alone at night and she stops to get gas The gas station arts there he art has a tendency to smear his shit and piss all over the bathroom
00:27:09
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:27:23
OZ CUMM
like if i
00:27:24
Brother Devon
ah Sure. Yeah. Why not?
00:27:25
OZ CUMM
Oh, and Art, also, you guys may not know this, he carries around a big trash bag full of weapons. That's that's in a really endearing part of his character, by the way.
00:27:36
OZ CUMM
i will i really It's like it's like a a contractor bag. You ever see one of those?
00:27:41
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:42
OZ CUMM
you And it's just full of rusty shit. And like as the movies go on, he's building tools, like little things that he can put in his and his trash bag.
00:27:55
OZ CUMM
All that stuff works. All that stuff works pretty well.
00:27:58
phantomlibtard
Sounds like you really enjoy this, Chris.
00:28:00
OZ CUMM
I have to enjoy parts of it, and it's not they're not as they go on. They get better, obviously, but like they're stupid. these All these movies are really stupid. All the enjoyment I get out of it is like infantile enjoyment.
00:28:15
OZ CUMM
it's no There's no higher level thinking going on here. It's just like, ooh, he's making a face. i laugh o I laugh like that's a lot of this movie It's ah so over the top and so silly Like all of these killing kills and in this third part of all Hallows' Eve.
00:28:23
Brother Devon
yeah yeah
00:28:27
Brother Devon
This is like so ridiculous, right?
00:28:38
OZ CUMM
He's literally like teleporting into her car Like he's he's just appearing places that he shouldn't be miles away. She's driving away from him um It's just nonsense like there's no logic to it.
00:28:55
OZ CUMM
And it's definitely like, it's fun. It's cheap and fun, but like, it's just, it's stupid. You know, there's no made for teenagers made for teenagers.
00:29:04
Brother Devon
Like you would see why, I guess you would see why it's kind of like a standout. Like, Oh my God, this thing was made for $20 and there's something there. Yeah.
00:29:14
Steve-O
Mm.
00:29:14
Brother Devon
There's something there with this guy.
00:29:16
OZ CUMM
Listen, I, it's, it's a lot, this guy, Damon Leon, he's putting the cart before the horse a lot. And it gives me, it gives me Friday the 13th vibes, right?
00:29:24
Brother Devon
Yeah. Okay.
00:29:30
OZ CUMM
When Friday the 13th first came out, you guys know this story. They they just bought a page in Variety, like a full page ad before they even had a script or a poster or anything.
00:29:42
OZ CUMM
And they just wrote Friday friday the 13th. you know, a full page ad. And they're like, we just thought that was cool. Like that's, that is how this works. All these movies work from the director, producer, writer's point of view.
00:29:56
OZ CUMM
Like that's what I'm feeling from them.
00:29:58
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:30:00
OZ CUMM
So they're not like Friday the 13th movies. They're good.
00:30:05
Brother Devon
yeah
00:30:05
OZ CUMM
They're fine, they're fine but then I wouldn't necessarily call them good movies. um So yeah, let's so the three part All Hallows Eve came out in 2013. Audience score 35%, so it's low. No Rotten Tomatoes score. I think there were two reviews, both Rotten. um Runtime at 83 minutes, super short.
00:30:30
OZ CUMM
um Art appeared in The Unshort Night Circle, which is in this. that The first part of this movie was shot in 2006.
00:30:37
Brother Devon
Sick.
00:30:41
OZ CUMM
Yeah, because that was his short, it's called the ninth circle. Art appeared. I think he added the art, the clown scenes for this movie.
00:30:49
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:30:50
OZ CUMM
ah Leo accredited this film just to get investors interested in art and build a franchise. So really this whole movie was just something to show to investors to get money for Terrifier.
00:31:01
Brother Devon
That's insane that that worked.
00:31:04
OZ CUMM
I mean, I get it. It is a good business plan. Cause you show proof of concept, right?
00:31:09
Brother Devon
Yeah, also, this is not Terrifier 1, right?
00:31:09
OZ CUMM
You're saying, Hey, this can be scary.
00:31:12
Brother Devon
This is just like kind almost like, yeah, it's like this, then Terrifier 1, 2, and 3.
00:31:12
OZ CUMM
No.
00:31:17
OZ CUMM
And listen, a lot of these movies, I'd say the first Terrifier movie, and this, is basically just like a practical effects showcase. Almost like you're watching somebody's work like they' they're real.
00:31:26
Brother Devon
Yeah. I think they're real.
00:31:31
OZ CUMM
Yeah, 100%. There's not a lot of thinking involved, and when only when it comes to the prosthetics and the practical effects. So, you know, yeah take that also in mind.
00:31:44
OZ CUMM
um This was a direct DVD release, and um like I said, Friday the 13th vibes. I really get that from from this guy, Damon Leon. So let's move on.
00:31:56
OZ CUMM
Terrifier number one, baby. um Director writers, the same.
00:31:59
Brother Devon
So it's a new actor, right? A new actor behind this art.
00:32:03
OZ CUMM
Yeah, so Mike Gianelli, who played art in All Hallows' Eve, retired from acting before production even started. And then David Howard Thornton replaced him and Thornton got the job by miming an improvised kill scene.
00:32:18
OZ CUMM
So, and that's a, that's a big thing that I think a lot of people don't know about Art of the Clown.
00:32:18
Brother Devon
All right.
00:32:23
OZ CUMM
He's a mime.
00:32:24
Brother Devon
OK.
00:32:25
OZ CUMM
So he, he doesn't speak, doesn't talk, everything he does is, you know, exaggerated physical actions.
00:32:27
phantomlibtard
Wait, so he doesn't talk or anything?
00:32:33
OZ CUMM
You know, he's laughing at stuff. He's kind of sassy sometimes, but he gets angry. All that shit works really well. ah that um The new actor really made art like fun to watch. And I think that's what a lot of people are are clinging on to.
00:32:53
OZ CUMM
you know um This movie like literally has no fucking story or plot. And the there's no character development, none not for the protagonists, you know the the two girls in the film, or Art the Clown himself. like every it's just loose It's a loose shit of a movie.
00:33:13
OZ CUMM
ah And the only thing that really saves it is like these silly over the top gore and art performance. Like he really makes it bigger just by really being um a good mime.
00:33:30
Brother Devon
Thank you.
00:33:33
OZ CUMM
That's that's really it. It's kind of like watching a ah those French movies with silent protagonists. And he instead it's it's a slasher movie, you know, and he's killing people.
00:33:44
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:33:45
OZ CUMM
And but like there's no semblance of plot. And the pacing is is just it's just god awful. It's every scene could be cut down five minutes.
00:34:00
OZ CUMM
Every every. Interaction is is painstakingly long. The scenes of dialogue are too long. They talk about nothing. you know um And the acting is rough. Outside of art, there's really no one actor that or actress. there I'd say as the series goes on, there is one actress who's just pretty good.
00:34:30
OZ CUMM
um But right now, in this film, it's really an FX showcase.
00:34:36
Brother Devon
like another one.
00:34:37
OZ CUMM
Another one. And it's a full movie of this, with art. It's 85 minutes, so it is tight. It took me two attempts to watch this.
00:34:47
OZ CUMM
That's how bad the pacing is.
00:34:49
Steve-O
Oh.
00:34:51
OZ CUMM
yeah it's um Now, there was a thing in this movie, and I don't know how you guys stand with it, but How do you feel about slashers using guns?
00:35:08
Brother Devon
I think if it's, if it's rare, if it's rare, I don't think it's the worst.
00:35:09
phantomlibtard
I mean it sounds like it's a cardinal sin So if Michael Myers just took a fucking Glock out and just shot shot jamieie Jamie Lee Jamie Lee Curtis Now that's not cool dude.
00:35:15
Brother Devon
But like, if it's kind of like, if he shot one guy in his entire, and maybe not Jamie Lee.
00:35:25
phantomlibtard
no No, no think about it Michael Myers Michael Myers Michael Myers rips it takes a Glock out shoots Jamie Lee Curtis between the eyes.
00:35:25
OZ CUMM
There are multiple, John, there are multiple times Arthur Cloud pulls a block out.
00:35:25
Brother Devon
I'm saying, I'm saying if, uh, yeah, you can't do it more than once.
00:35:34
phantomlibtard
and Yeah the Halloween How'd that make you feel Devin?
00:35:37
Brother Devon
I mean, I love it, but just one.
00:35:38
phantomlibtard
That's OK if it's just one. If it's just one, it's fine.
00:35:41
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:35:42
OZ CUMM
It's weird.
00:35:42
Brother Devon
Everybody gets one.
00:35:43
OZ CUMM
He he uses it a lot in this in the first movie. um He kills the first girl basically by shooting her in the face like 10 times. Literally shoots her, runs out of ammo, walks into another room, grabs another clip loads a black back in, walks back over to her and shoots her and unloads the clip into her face.
00:36:07
Brother Devon
Hold on because context is making this kind of awesome like that's kind of rules
00:36:11
phantomlibtard
Uhhh...
00:36:14
OZ CUMM
um Yeah, so like there are a lot of instances where he will use a weapon, a gun, obviously. But of course, he has his big trash bag full of weapons and they're all makeshift shit. Like in the first movie,
00:36:29
OZ CUMM
you watch art building what is only, I can describe it as a cat of nine tails, but like of just random shit that he found, like an old steak knife and car keys and all separate little spines of the cat of nine tails, um razor blades.
00:36:49
OZ CUMM
you know um But yeah, he impose uses that a lot.
00:36:49
Brother Devon
yeah
00:36:53
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:36:53
OZ CUMM
And another thing about art which really pushes the gore is he's a he's a mamer. Like his first and foremost way of murdering is not killing you.
00:37:05
Brother Devon
Oh, I thought you meant he used like maim like, like, yeah.
00:37:06
OZ CUMM
It's cutting you up into like small pieces while you're still alive. Yeah, he maims people and he keeps them alive too. Like that is also another extreme point.
00:37:20
OZ CUMM
I think that that is different.
00:37:22
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:37:23
OZ CUMM
um ah the The first girl in Terrifier, the end girl literally gets her face eaten by him.
00:37:30
Brother Devon
ah Okay.
00:37:31
OZ CUMM
and he's like chewing on her eyes, and the police show up, and that's where he sticks a gun in his mouth and shoots himself. But she survives, and she's like a weird skeleton woman.
00:37:42
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:37:44
OZ CUMM
And the beginning of this movie starts with an interview with her, and she's completely mutilated at her eye, like her one eye is missing, the other eye is like permanently open.
00:37:58
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's, it's listen, can
00:38:00
Brother Devon
Well, all right. Yeah. Hell yeah.
00:38:02
OZ CUMM
Conceptually, conceptually there you there are some elements to it that are scary, but through you know the the execution, it kind of just ruins it all, I think.
00:38:03
phantomlibtard
Hell yeah, baby. Hell yeah, brother.
00:38:16
OZ CUMM
like it's It cuts down a lot of the edges because things are just not done well.
00:38:23
Steve-O
It feels like everything you're describing sounds like something that would be like.
00:38:23
Brother Devon
Right.
00:38:28
Steve-O
From a like a wild, independent like comic from the 90s.
00:38:34
OZ CUMM
100%, while independent comic or like a creepy pasta, really over the top, um brutal, violent, like edgy, you know, way pushing them um below, like pure shock.
00:38:39
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:38:49
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:38:50
OZ CUMM
That's all this is. It's just pure shock. It's spectacle in that respect. There's no plot, there's no character. It's just, I'm trying to shock you.
00:39:02
OZ CUMM
I'm trying to disturb you. And that gets cloying after a while and you get desensitized to it too.
00:39:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:39:10
OZ CUMM
We're like, Oh, I'm watching art. Saul girl in half with, you know, a Saul, you know, he's going through the whole body and she's still screaming and she gets to the head and it's just played out long, like 10, five, 10 minutes.
00:39:26
OZ CUMM
Sometimes gratuity in violence, it ruins the violence. You know, like to the extent that they're doing it in this movie. It doesn't come across as impactful. And then it just gets silly. Then it comes all the way back around. So then you're just laughing at most of the silly, violent gore and art. And that's really all this movie is.
00:39:53
Brother Devon
Would you say, pardon the pun, but would you say there is like an art in what he's doing though?
00:40:01
OZ CUMM
No. well ah there's no substance. There's no, like knowing there's no, I know nothing about him, right? Cause context is key.
00:40:11
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:40:13
OZ CUMM
Like there's, there's no, there's no point in time where you're like, Oh, that's interesting that you would do that because you are this type of person. No, because you don't have that knowledge of who he is.
00:40:25
OZ CUMM
And And there's no substance to the violence because nothing matters. Like there's a hopelessness and instilled in these movies.
00:40:34
Steve-O
Mm.
00:40:35
OZ CUMM
And I want to say like, as the movies go on, there's like this joyousness that kind of kind of pushes against that. And that's where it works.
00:40:46
OZ CUMM
That's when it works. Cause then you're like, you're kind of just like making fun of it. And it's silly, but the hopelessness shit, it's just the, it's just pushing the envelope for shock's sake. And I don't think it's a very good movie in that regard. So it has a rotten tomato score of 62%, an audience score of 53.
00:41:10
OZ CUMM
It um had a budget or a budget of,000 and a box office of 421,000. So that is a 10 times increase on the budget.
00:41:26
Brother Devon
all right
00:41:26
OZ CUMM
And I'm going to keep bringing that up because these movies just are just make so much goddamn money. um Came out in 2016. Damon Leon wrote it specifically specifically as a means of showcasing the character of Arthur the clown and his practical effects works.
00:41:44
OZ CUMM
He has expressed regret for leaving the protagonist undeveloped. So he even talked about that. I mean, he should because this movie is like half made.
00:41:53
Brother Devon
All right.
00:41:54
OZ CUMM
It's like a movie. Leo tried to raise funds for this film via an Indiegogo campaign which fell short of its goal Yeah, so the actually had the producer of this movie for him the $45,000 but with a 50% take in profit. So this guy really walked away with a lot the producer and yeah, this movie made a lot of money and that's gonna be a common thing as we
00:42:24
OZ CUMM
Progress into Terrifier 2.
00:42:27
Steve-O
Oh, I just realized, I just realized why this whole franchise took off.
00:42:31
OZ CUMM
Why is that?
00:42:33
Steve-O
It was 2016, dude. That's the year of the scary clown.
00:42:36
OZ CUMM
This clown waiting for people on the roads.
00:42:37
phantomlibtard
I was that one was that when it was that when it was remade the first time.
00:42:39
Steve-O
That was, that was it. That was the clowns that were patrolling the night and I was all on the news.
00:42:47
OZ CUMM
100%.
00:42:48
Steve-O
Pokemon go was still popping off.
00:42:50
OZ CUMM
There was that weird clown guy that people would say that they would get him to call their children. you Do you remember that?
00:42:58
Steve-O
Yeah, dude, this is but this whole franchise was built on just people being ridiculous that summer.
00:42:58
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:43:06
OZ CUMM
So do you start to understand where this is coming from? where how Like how really cheap and sleazy everything about this is?
00:43:08
Steve-O
Yes.
00:43:13
OZ CUMM
and not thought out well. And, you know, just, it's just, ditch this everything about it is just stupid. Like I...
00:43:22
Steve-O
Cause it's crazy cause it's like, all right, so the first one came out 2016 and then how many years until the the second one?
00:43:30
OZ CUMM
So the SACR1 came out in 2022. So there was a big jump and I think that came mostly by trying to secure a $250,000 budget.
00:43:42
OZ CUMM
Cause this movie has, it's a lot, you know, but you know, think about the last movie, 10 times, 10 times the budget, right?
00:43:43
Steve-O
That's a lot. But yeah, the first one, the first one did gangbusters. Yeah.
00:43:53
OZ CUMM
This movie made $15.7 million. dollars So that's 60 times the budget. So like it totally mathematically, this movie makes so much sense.
00:44:06
OZ CUMM
And like I can yell at the clouds as much as I want. it's gonna make money, they're all gonna make money because simply of Art the Clown, because of the clown monster man that's in this.
00:44:21
OZ CUMM
That's where it comes from. And Terrifier 2, God loved Damon Leon. He really, he tried to make a movie here. I really did.
00:44:30
Brother Devon
yeah
00:44:33
Brother Devon
I heard Terrifier 2 is the best one.
00:44:33
OZ CUMM
i
00:44:35
OZ CUMM
It's the best one, yeah, yeah, it is.
00:44:37
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:44:38
OZ CUMM
But that's like, ha It's like like, I keep saying, it's like trying to pick the best Friday the 13th movie. Right?
00:44:47
Brother Devon
Yeah, yeah, there's not really one.
00:44:50
OZ CUMM
There isn't. And i I would say if you're gonna see any Terrifier movie, see Terrifier 2. That's what I would tell anybody. like You don't even need to see the first one.
00:45:01
OZ CUMM
doesn't The first one, yes, there are characters in the first one you may miss, but they don't matter. like None of this matters.
00:45:06
Steve-O
So you're saying like, you're saying sorta Evil Dead 2, where it's like, you don't really need to see Evil Dead 1.
00:45:13
OZ CUMM
Well, like Evil Dead 1, I give it way more credit because Evil Dead 2 recapped the story and I'm like, oh, that's great. You just watch Evil Dead 2 because Sam Raimi knows this is good was a bigger production.
00:45:25
Steve-O
Right.
00:45:25
OZ CUMM
He gave you a nice prologue. You get everything. No, I'm just saying this. Don't put yourself through any of this bullshit. Just watch this movie. That's what I'm saying. Like, I like both Evil Dead 1 and 2.
00:45:36
OZ CUMM
Great. Like, in their own regard.
00:45:39
Steve-O
Right. And they're drastically different and like, you know.
00:45:41
OZ CUMM
drastically different, drastically. And this, I won't say that about this. I'm just saying, this is like, cut through the bullshit is the one you're going to want to watch.
00:45:50
Steve-O
Okay.
00:45:50
OZ CUMM
That's any good. That's any good.
00:45:52
Steve-O
And this is like counting the third one that just came out.
00:45:54
OZ CUMM
Yeah. i Yes.
00:45:55
Steve-O
Interesting.
00:45:56
OZ CUMM
I've seen the third one as well. Um, so it took Leon, uh, three months to write the script, which instilled ideas that Leon had before the Terrifier series.
00:46:11
OZ CUMM
a big part of this movie and the next movie, there's almost like a Batman and the Joker thing going on.
00:46:20
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:46:21
OZ CUMM
Right. And Sienna, who is the character that comes back from the first movie and is in this movie and then reprises are all again in the fourth and the third movie.
00:46:34
OZ CUMM
She is that Batman character. She is the force of good. Right. uh, the force of, I would say order, I'd say good. You know, I, I think the way Leo talks about Batman and Joker, it sounds like a man who does not understand those characters at all.
00:46:53
OZ CUMM
Like Batman is supposed to represent order. joke Joker, Joker's supposed to represent chaos to me. That's the way I think of it.
00:47:00
Steve-O
Mm.
00:47:00
OZ CUMM
Not good and evil. That's not, um, it's that's, it's too black and white. This is black and white. This is good versus evil. Like it's, there's no, There's no middle ground there.
00:47:14
OZ CUMM
That being said, I think Terrifier 2 is the best use of a gun I've seen, but it's like, there's this thing, there's this dream sequence, which I think is where a lot of the money went, and it's called Clown Cafe, right?
00:47:22
Brother Devon
yeah
00:47:33
OZ CUMM
So she goes to the Clown Cafe, right? And it's this like stupid kids show thing with like really bad acting and a stupid song. It's, you know, come to the clown cafe and eat at the clown cafe.
00:47:45
OZ CUMM
It's stupid. I'm not melodious song at all. It's like not good. And then of course, art shows up and she's seen up before she knows what art is.
00:47:56
OZ CUMM
And um art mows everybody down with the Tommy gun that he pulls out of his trash bag. It's just great.
00:48:03
Brother Devon
word.
00:48:05
OZ CUMM
It is great like he's got fucking Tommy gun and he's like ha he's like fake laughing while he's shooting it like It's shit like that um It is it is it is very cartoonish and It's the first time I think in the series that they started to not take it so serious and really kind of cut the hopeless shit out and Make something that's just fun
00:48:15
Steve-O
That sounds almost like mask-like.
00:48:34
OZ CUMM
and silly, let her rip, right?
00:48:35
phantomlibtard
They let her rip.
00:48:37
OZ CUMM
Let them cook a little bit.
00:48:40
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I think the little bit of story and the little bit of character, because there's Sienna and her brother and they're both being terrorized by art. Art is just running rampant through their friend group in this movie.
00:48:56
OZ CUMM
um One girl, hey the so ah worst kill, like the hardest to watch. is in this movie.
00:49:06
phantomlibtard
Is the third one.
00:49:08
OZ CUMM
Is it the second one?
00:49:09
phantomlibtard
Oh, it's the second one. Oh, man.
00:49:11
OZ CUMM
The third one, there are there's a few in that, but I think the second one...
00:49:15
phantomlibtard
Because the third one I was reading, like people were like fucking vomiting and shit like her and during during the premiere.
00:49:19
OZ CUMM
but Oh, there's some rough... There's there's there's ah the second worst kill is in this one, but is in three, is in Terrifier 3.
00:49:31
OZ CUMM
This one really got me because It's a girl literally being skinned alive, right? And cut up. And her mother comes home and sees her like that.
00:49:42
OZ CUMM
And she says, mom you know, like literally like a like a meat puppet and art's just, you know, doing his fake laugh, like, you know, cackling.
00:49:52
phantomlibtard
Is it a good laugh at least?
00:49:53
OZ CUMM
Oh, yeah, no, he like rubs his belly and he like cocks his head back and he like shakes like and he points at him.
00:50:01
Steve-O
are they Are the effects like really good? Because it sounds like like you know this was also, like you were saying, a special effects like showcase for the director.
00:50:08
OZ CUMM
The effects are the practical effects are really neat because you're seeing the cuts on her as he's like ripping her skin off and he's hitting her with with The caddo nine tails with all the bullshit on the end the rusty bullshit um And he's like sawing her legs off and shit like everything is visceral and Looks very real like it's scarily real That all that stuff works well in this movie because i felt I feel like it's pace better and I feel like there's less of it.
00:50:42
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:50:46
OZ CUMM
There's less like there's gratuity and there's gratuity in the violence but there's character development too so you're not getting just non-stop shit you know like there is something else going on in this movie um that carries you through and the end is it's nonsense but like
00:50:53
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:51:07
OZ CUMM
It's fun nonsense. you know I don't want to spoil it for anyone because I do think you guys should watch 2. I think it's on crime amazon Prime.
00:51:17
Steve-O
Okay.
00:51:17
OZ CUMM
It was on Prime.
00:51:18
Brother Devon
Should I watch it or should I just watch like the dead meat kill count YouTube video?
00:51:23
OZ CUMM
I don't know. I think 2 you should watch.
00:51:26
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:51:26
OZ CUMM
of all of them If you're at all interested in Terrifier, if you really want to give it a shot, I'd say go right to 2.
00:51:32
Steve-O
Well, MFK for, for two.
00:51:36
OZ CUMM
Okay, so one, I think is a kill. So it was all Holla's Eve.
00:51:43
OZ CUMM
fuck it's the it's the it's ah It's a It's like a fuck where I have to put a bag for the head of this movie and not look it directly in the eyes.
00:51:45
Steve-O
Okay.
00:51:45
phantomlibtard
Okay, all right, now we're talking.
00:51:47
Brother Devon
All right, so best film of the year. yeah
00:51:58
OZ CUMM
And I'm kind of ashamed of myself. That's how I look at that.
00:52:03
Brother Devon
All right, so more like a kiss.
00:52:04
OZ CUMM
Because it's it's a shameful thing.
00:52:08
OZ CUMM
No, I don't kiss this movie.
00:52:08
Brother Devon
Kiss.
00:52:10
OZ CUMM
Nobody should.
00:52:12
Brother Devon
Kiss Mary Kill.
00:52:12
OZ CUMM
It's a dirty, sleazy movie. It's disgusting.
00:52:16
Brother Devon
hell yeah then yes i'm talking back
00:52:19
OZ CUMM
um The film's budget came from a very successful Indiegogo account. So this one worked, ah where the goal was 50K, but ended up totaling $250,000 before the end of the campaign.
00:52:37
OZ CUMM
The clown cafe scene was part of the cell. He actually explained a lot of what he wanted art to do.
00:52:43
Brother Devon
Hell yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:52:43
OZ CUMM
So they didn't care about spoilers. They were like, oh, we get to watch art, shoot a bunch of people with a Tommy gun. Here's my money.
00:52:51
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:52:52
OZ CUMM
So that's kind of like nobody cares about the story in these movies. Like I'm i'm getting that impression. Like they just love the spectacle of it all.
00:53:01
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:53:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:53:03
OZ CUMM
Production was halted by COVID and Phil Ming started in October 2019 and resumed July 2021. So that's actually another reason why this movie took so long to come out.
00:53:16
Steve-O
That is that's a weird though, because it feels like especially movies like that, that like those little low indie horror movies, they just kind of like churn out those sequels as like as fast as possible.
00:53:30
OZ CUMM
Well, this movie had a bigger budget, like I said, and I think he really wanted to make a movie this time around. Like I give him credit in that regard.
00:53:37
Steve-O
Good on them. Yeah.
00:53:38
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Like he cared enough to be like, we need to stop shooting because this movie is not done yet.
00:53:43
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:53:44
OZ CUMM
And then come back and shoot again. And they're obviously there.
00:53:47
Brother Devon
Alright.
00:53:48
OZ CUMM
You do notice it a little bit. I think the clown cafe and the end of the movie.
00:53:50
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:53:54
OZ CUMM
I think they feel like they're shot at different times. But I don't care, that doesn't matter. Not in this. Like, that's what happens when you set the bar so low.
00:54:03
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:54:05
OZ CUMM
You know, you're just like, eh. know, that's how I felt watching all of these movies, to be honest.
00:54:15
OZ CUMM
What else? Wanted art growing out of someone's head, but malignant came out before they could do it.
00:54:22
phantomlibtard
what
00:54:24
Steve-O
Oh, got him.
00:54:24
Brother Devon
Oh, man.
00:54:26
OZ CUMM
but
00:54:26
Brother Devon
You think he saw it and he was like, God damn it.
00:54:30
OZ CUMM
We're sent through this guy is Italian. So you threw his plate of pasta across the room ah Okay, let's move on to the final and let's hope not the final Terrifier movies Terrifier three Dude, there's gonna be so many more That is like
00:54:35
Brother Devon
Yeah, he broke his pasta and sink the cardinal sin of all Italians.
00:54:47
Brother Devon
but I think there's going to be a lot more based off of
00:54:52
Steve-O
yeah
00:54:57
OZ CUMM
The one thing I know for a fact going out of this, like, I don't care how I feel about them. I just know there's gonna be a shitload of them. Like, i don' whether you like it or not.
00:55:06
Steve-O
This is this era's Saw spectacle horror movie.
00:55:09
OZ CUMM
Yeah, 100%. And I think Saul, man, it's like you're really, I think you're selling Saul out a little bit, but it's comparing it because Saul has, like, at least the first movie has the semblance of a story.
00:55:17
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:55:24
OZ CUMM
Even the second movie does.
00:55:24
Steve-O
Oh, i no, I agree. I agree completely. like I think it's just like, you know, at the time, Like it was like, oh my God, oh, oh.
00:55:33
OZ CUMM
Yeah, 100%.
00:55:33
Steve-O
And like now you're just like, oh, reverse bear trap, how quaint, how quaint.
00:55:34
Brother Devon
I've never seen. Yeah, it's all soft, dude. Yeah, more like soft, you know.
00:55:38
Steve-O
Like, so war is there be a point ever, like 20 years from from now where we're like, oh, this is this a kind of quaint.
00:55:41
OZ CUMM
And let me tell you, it is quaint compared to the kills in both two and three.
00:55:52
Steve-O
This arctic clown guys.
00:55:53
OZ CUMM
Oh boy, I hope not.
00:55:56
Brother Devon
no
00:55:56
Steve-O
The apocalyptic landscape that we live in.
00:55:58
OZ CUMM
Oh boy, that would be, That'd be kind of rough. I don't know what else you could do it to a person than what art has done in these past two movies.
00:56:09
OZ CUMM
And I got to give Damon Leon a little credit for those create for creativity as far as like killing people.
00:56:16
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:56:17
OZ CUMM
Because in three, of course, art is wearing a Santa costume. It's Christmas.
00:56:23
Brother Devon
Yeah, of course.
00:56:24
OZ CUMM
In the beginning of the movies, chopping up a whole family with an axe.
00:56:31
OZ CUMM
The kids and all. And, you know, he's having a good old time and laughing. He eats the cookies that they set out. And then he washes the plate.
00:56:42
Brother Devon
yeah right
00:56:43
OZ CUMM
You know, he puts them back. Little little rack. You know, he's just walking around the kitchen and he's looking at the little pictures. yeah
00:56:53
Steve-O
Is he, okay, is he like murder Mr. Bean? I'm trying to like get a sense of like who this character is.
00:56:56
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Yes. He's murder Mr. Bean. And as the series goes on, starts to develop like weird demonic followers.
00:57:07
Steve-O
Oh.
00:57:08
OZ CUMM
Because in the in the second movie, there is this weird girl that only he can see, but then Sienna can see her. But you start to learn that it's actually a demon in this movie and is possessed.
00:57:18
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:57:21
OZ CUMM
The victim, Victoria from the first movie, the girl with the
00:57:25
Brother Devon
uh... the faceless lady he yeah okay so he's long legs
00:57:26
OZ CUMM
yeah dude so she's now art's accomplice technically i think the dynamic is like the demon is art is the demon's accomplice i get that vibe yeah yeah yeah definitely like a really stupid long legs like that's the plot kind of um but yeah of course see the demon woman And she's just doing some crazy shit.
00:57:53
OZ CUMM
And of course, guys, I forgot to mention the biggest cell. I buried the headline here, Chris Jericho's in this movie.
00:58:00
Brother Devon
Oh!
00:58:00
Steve-O
Whoa, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla?
00:58:03
Brother Devon
That guy? The ocho?
00:58:04
OZ CUMM
o He gets his face and jaw ripped off by the lady and art's headless body. Because I forgot to mention that art gets his head cut off in two.
00:58:15
Brother Devon
Okay, obviously.
00:58:16
OZ CUMM
comes back in three as a headless corpse.
00:58:19
Brother Devon
Okay.
00:58:19
OZ CUMM
His head is birthed out of Victoria's vagina. What?
00:58:26
Brother Devon
but Was this the point where you like, you so you put your coffee down and then you stood up and you're like, I'm just going to watch the rest of this standing up.
00:58:36
OZ CUMM
Put my hands behind my back.
00:58:37
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:58:37
OZ CUMM
Like, like a dad watching a football game or something.
00:58:39
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:58:41
OZ CUMM
Um, yeah. So, uh, Chris Jericho, his face ripped off, his jaw ripped off. ah And then you see Art eating one of the orderlies, his head.
00:58:54
OZ CUMM
But he has this weird, like, intestine coming out of the back of his head, fed right into the weird, demonically possessed, horribly disfigured victim in the first movie.
00:58:55
Brother Devon
you know
00:59:08
OZ CUMM
And she's eating what's coming out of the... Whoo boy!
00:59:11
Brother Devon
Yeah.
00:59:12
OZ CUMM
Whoo boy! But you see kind of guys, I have to tell you, watching all these so close to one another, it was like a little desensitized to all this.
00:59:20
Brother Devon
Yeah, I mean, you explain, I'm like Jesus Christ.
00:59:20
OZ CUMM
So I was just, yeah, I know there's a lot to it. And of course the spectacle of it all is something to be noted. um But at this point I was kind of like, okay.
00:59:35
Steve-O
ah
00:59:36
OZ CUMM
All right.
00:59:36
Brother Devon
Let me ask, were you eating? Did you get to a point where you start eating food
00:59:40
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I was, of course.
00:59:42
Steve-O
What were you eating?
00:59:42
OZ CUMM
i didn' Oh, I was eating lasagna.
00:59:46
phantomlibtard
Oh that sounds perfect for these movies.
00:59:48
OZ CUMM
None of that shit, none of this shit affects me anymore.
00:59:53
Brother Devon
The Jenny is she can't even hear it like she literally she's like, come on, and it puts the food away.
00:59:53
Steve-O
ah
00:59:54
OZ CUMM
I'm such a such a nice.
01:00:04
Brother Devon
You like cannot handle it at all.
01:00:04
OZ CUMM
Dude, no way. No, I'll be tucking in and like, I'll be cutting a dude's asshole open with a chainsaw.
01:00:12
Brother Devon
Dude, by the way, I just fuckin' realized Art the Clown's a call of duty. He's a call of duty skin, dude.
01:00:17
OZ CUMM
Of course he is.
01:00:18
phantomlibtard
Of course he is.
01:00:19
Brother Devon
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:20
phantomlibtard
Devin, come on.
01:00:21
Brother Devon
Based off what Chris is saying, this guy's like, took a fuckin', hey, I'm just gonna make a movie that's just gonna showcase this character.
01:00:25
phantomlibtard
He's got it gone, dude.
01:00:29
OZ CUMM
He's got, I'm ah i'm a um not, I will to, to Art the Clown's defense.
01:00:30
phantomlibtard
Dude, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin Duran is a Call of Duty character you can play as, so.
01:00:31
Brother Devon
From there, from there, all the way to fuckin' call of duty.
01:00:37
Brother Devon
He's at least famous and...
01:00:39
phantomlibtard
Those aren't the clown.
01:00:43
OZ CUMM
He is a lot like Link. from the Legend of Zelda series.
01:00:46
phantomlibtard
My three-year-old knows who art the clown is, all right?
01:00:48
Brother Devon
Well, you know, well we've established he's sick of you sicko mode.
01:00:49
phantomlibtard
And he's never watched the movies. He's sick.
01:00:52
OZ CUMM
Dude, don't ever show on these movies.
01:00:52
Brother Devon
That's sicko.
01:00:54
phantomlibtard
a sicko.
01:00:55
OZ CUMM
yeah John?
01:00:55
phantomlibtard
aside
01:00:56
OZ CUMM
John? Listen to me. Never.
01:00:59
Brother Devon
Ever.
01:01:00
OZ CUMM
Never. No. Well, when he's 18 or older, yes.
01:01:02
phantomlibtard
Well, yeah.
01:01:05
phantomlibtard
sam was Sam was like half interested in the third one when she found out it was a Christmas movie.
01:01:05
Brother Devon
Wow.
01:01:06
OZ CUMM
No.
01:01:09
phantomlibtard
But I was like, I don't know if you would last in a movie like this.
01:01:12
Brother Devon
Well.
01:01:14
OZ CUMM
I, I watched, I watched the second movie with my parents and they walked out during me flailing flailing scene skin flail.
01:01:19
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:01:22
OZ CUMM
Yeah. So it's like, you know, it's not for everybody, but I'm an old horse.
01:01:27
Brother Devon
Were you like, okay, boomers as they walked away?
01:01:29
OZ CUMM
you Get the fuck out of here. You guys watch fucking that guy's leg hang off in that lions game. You didn't say shit.
01:01:35
Brother Devon
really Yeah.
01:01:37
OZ CUMM
I was over here like, but but but I can't believe his legs hanging off. Like I was losing my cookies.
01:01:44
phantomlibtard
Well, that's real that's real.
01:01:44
OZ CUMM
That shit, I, it's real!
01:01:44
Brother Devon
but
01:01:46
OZ CUMM
That's what I'm trying, that's what I was trying to say.
01:01:48
phantomlibtard
It's real.
01:01:49
OZ CUMM
That shit is real, we're watching that man's leg dangle off of his knee, like a fucking slinky.
01:01:56
phantomlibtard
ah get ah what's What's his name again? Anderson Silva. I'll never forget.
01:01:59
Brother Devon
Yeah. Yeah, dude.
01:02:00
phantomlibtard
I'll break it up every time, Devin.
01:02:02
Brother Devon
I'm I'm desensitized to that.
01:02:04
OZ CUMM
I can't, not real, real violence is terrible.
01:02:05
phantomlibtard
How? oh
01:02:07
OZ CUMM
I can't watch that, I don't wanna watch that.
01:02:08
Brother Devon
Well, I'll be honest, like I can't as long as there's not like.
01:02:14
Brother Devon
Like what you're explaining, though, if any of that should happen in real life. Oh, absolutely not.
01:02:18
OZ CUMM
Yeah, of yeah, that goes without saying.
01:02:18
Brother Devon
Right. But like, you know, a broken shin, a broken shin, it's bloodless. You don't think it just seems.
01:02:24
OZ CUMM
No, it's weird and dangly.
01:02:27
Brother Devon
Oh, no, it's horrible. But, you know,
01:02:29
OZ CUMM
No, never, never.
01:02:32
Brother Devon
It's fine, it's fine.
01:02:33
OZ CUMM
Anyway, Terrifier 3.
01:02:36
Brother Devon
Embrace it.
01:02:37
OZ CUMM
So Terrifier 3 also has a pretty gnarly kill. um
01:02:43
phantomlibtard
How's the opening it like compare the opening to the second and the first the other ones?
01:02:47
OZ CUMM
I think it has the strongest opening partially partially because it's just sort of like this little vignette before the movie.
01:02:49
phantomlibtard
That's the best jumps back just thing And he still he has no line he still doesn't talk he doesn't talk at all in these movies
01:02:54
OZ CUMM
Like he's just murdering this whole family with an ax and then it goes five days earlier and you're like, Oh yeah.
01:03:01
Brother Devon
like Oh, I like that.
01:03:02
OZ CUMM
And you're like, Oh, I get to learn how he got the costume and that's exactly what it is. It's like, no, that's it. Oh, Nope.
01:03:13
OZ CUMM
No lines.
01:03:14
phantomlibtard
I mean, that's kind of cool.
01:03:16
OZ CUMM
So what do you, what do you want to talk about? The, the most offensive, maybe triggering murder or the most grotesque, gory murder, which no, they're not, which one is it going to be first?
01:03:25
Brother Devon
they're They're not mutually exclusive. like
01:03:30
Brother Devon
the i want to go with the triggering one which one
01:03:33
OZ CUMM
Ah, perfect. Very good, Devin.
01:03:34
Brother Devon
a
01:03:34
phantomlibtard
Wait, the divine triggering like.
01:03:35
OZ CUMM
So, um, child murder, uh, terrorist bombing,
01:03:39
phantomlibtard
OK, so like something that like that's probably. like inappropriate like in in general okay okay okay oh god right okay okay
01:03:45
OZ CUMM
hundred percent 100%. Yeah, like it would turn like that would be like, oh my god, like yeah that would get people that have experienced something like that PTSD because it's a very real thing that has happened before. um So art the clown is dressed as Santa Claus in a mall. And he has this big doesn't have his contractor bag anymore. No, it's big red contractor bag. It's still a trash bag, but it's right. It was chef's kiss, right?
01:04:10
OZ CUMM
um So he's pulling out, he sees these kids and he sits down where the Santa Claus was sitting at the mall and he sees the kids and he's like, Hey kids. And he's like waving the kids over. He's not saying anything, but he's just like waving some of the kids over and a kid runs over and he's like, Oh, Santa Claus, he's wearing, Oh, by the way,
01:04:29
OZ CUMM
He's wearing ah a real beard of a man that he he ripped the beard off of, tape to his face.
01:04:32
Brother Devon
of course.
01:04:36
OZ CUMM
But um the kid comes over and he starts rummaging through his bag and you're like, Oh fuck, this is going to be bad. be bad And he pulls out a teddy bear and he gives it to the kid and the kid's like, and he's real happy and he's loving it.
01:04:53
OZ CUMM
So the kids, all the kids start coming over cause they were like, Oh, free toys. So they start pulling at his back and he's like handing out toys. We're happy. So security gets involved. they They're like looking over at this weird, creepy mind, man.
01:05:07
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:05:08
OZ CUMM
That's Santa Claus setting. And they're like, this isn't right. And all the kids are surrounding him.
01:05:13
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:05:14
OZ CUMM
Security comes over, gets the kids away. There's some kids are still milling around looking through his bag and the guy's like you gotta fucking leave You're not Santa. I don't know who you are. You're not Carl or something that he says and ah You know, he looks he art looks so offended He was like he's like looking at the kids like they're having a good time and um
01:05:25
Brother Devon
but
01:05:31
Brother Devon
yeah
01:05:40
OZ CUMM
So art, like in a huff leaves, like he's just so put off, but he like walks a little way back and he turns around and he's looking at him and a kid starts, one kid starts rummaging to his bag and there's this box and the kid's unwrapping and art's looking, you know, he's like staring at it with his like mouth open and and he's like drooling a little bit, which is really cool.
01:06:02
OZ CUMM
That part I like. And he opens it up and it's a fucking bomb and it kills like,
01:06:06
Brother Devon
well
01:06:09
OZ CUMM
Six people murders four children. There's just like parts of them everywhere And arts, you know laughing because it's it's arts world.
01:06:14
Brother Devon
Of course, it's funny to him.
01:06:20
OZ CUMM
It is funny to him Um now you want to get to the grotesque murder Okay, so the mother is tied up this is at the end of the movie and ah The mother of a foster family that sienna and her brother are now in because her original parents were murdered by art
01:06:26
Brother Devon
Yes.
01:06:39
OZ CUMM
Well, her one father passed away from a cancer, I think. But her mother was murdered by art. She's in a foster family now. And the foster mother's tied up to a chair across from her. Sienna is wearing a a crown of razor blades, a la Jesus Christ. um And they take a large tube. Well, the first thing is they unveil a skull. And the skull is surrounded by rats. And the rats are pulling at the meat. And they're like, that's your daughter.
01:07:09
OZ CUMM
That's what they tell the mother.
01:07:09
Brother Devon
Oh, fuck.
01:07:11
OZ CUMM
ah And then she's flipping out yeah art is like slapping her around a little bit. Takes a giant tube like a plastic tube and a blowtorch slams the tube into her throat and then like jams it down her throat with a hammer, grabs one of the rats, puts it in the tube, then puts the blowtorch on the other end of the tube.
01:07:32
OZ CUMM
So the rat scurries down her throat into her neck and he keeps putting rats in. and then the girl cuts the mother's throat and all the rats come out.
01:07:42
Brother Devon
Oh, God.
01:07:43
phantomlibtard
oh god
01:07:43
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Start the clown, baby.
01:07:48
phantomlibtard
God Jesus Christ ways that was that the was that the scene that people were freaking out about it film festival Yeah, that's this that's the spoiler tag that Nizumi I think put in the
01:07:54
OZ CUMM
Yeah, probably. Yeah, I would say so. The kids, I personally am a fan of the chainsaw murder in the shower with the two kids because he shoves the chainsaw into the guy's asshole.
01:08:05
Brother Devon
but well
01:08:10
OZ CUMM
because That's fucking funny.
01:08:10
Steve-O
If.
01:08:12
phantomlibtard
In the discord, so I remember reading about that.
01:08:15
OZ CUMM
It's so stupid. um Oh, this is so stupid.
01:08:17
phantomlibtard
yeah
01:08:19
OZ CUMM
You know, and the way I'm explaining it is way better than actually watching it. It's it's like I think the shock is more crazy and explaining a lot of it than it is in the visuals.
01:08:30
Steve-O
yeah
01:08:30
phantomlibtard
Right, we're talking about it like, you know, describing what happens.
01:08:34
OZ CUMM
The visuals are it's just so silly and it's just so you get so like I said, the sense does. But anywho, long story short, rats, yeah, a lot of rats in this.
01:08:45
phantomlibtard
Ugh, rats. Ugh.
01:08:47
OZ CUMM
Also a lot of liquid nitrogen.
01:08:50
phantomlibtard
What?
01:08:50
OZ CUMM
art Art got into a, he was freezing some people's hands, smashing it with a hammer, you know.
01:08:52
phantomlibtard
T-1000 kills? Some Asta-Lavista babies? is what and then And then shooting them with a Glock and they shatter.
01:09:00
OZ CUMM
So in this one, he literally, he pulls out his clock and shoots someone straight in the head that's driving your car, like, it's just,
01:09:01
phantomlibtard
Right? No?
01:09:12
OZ CUMM
He's always got a Glock on him now, too. that's the Yeah, dude!
01:09:14
phantomlibtard
Like it's ah it's actually a Glock, it's not like a...
01:09:17
OZ CUMM
It's a Glock.
01:09:17
phantomlibtard
Cause like I feel like that's a bad like that's a bad gun choice for a slasher, right?
01:09:20
OZ CUMM
I know! Dude, I know.
01:09:23
phantomlibtard
Like you would think it would be like a revolver, like ah a desert eagle, something that would be really...
01:09:27
OZ CUMM
Nope.
01:09:27
phantomlibtard
A Glock is too like efficient, you know? It's too clean.
01:09:30
OZ CUMM
It's hard, baby.
01:09:32
phantomlibtard
Yeah, make their fucking heads explode.
01:09:35
OZ CUMM
You don't care. You don't care.
01:09:38
OZ CUMM
So Arc gets away. I'm sorry at the end. I won't tell you everything that happens, but.
01:09:42
Brother Devon
Oh no!
01:09:43
OZ CUMM
um He escaped, so there's definitely going to be another one um and.
01:09:44
Steve-O
Wow, man.
01:09:45
phantomlibtard
The escapes.
01:09:50
phantomlibtard
So what you're saying, what what you were how you were describing it, Chris, is those guys that hated long legs when we got out, they would they would love this these movies, right?
01:09:59
OZ CUMM
One million percent, they probably thought long legs was going to be this.
01:10:01
phantomlibtard
OK.
01:10:03
phantomlibtard
Was going to be like Terrifier.
01:10:05
OZ CUMM
One hundred percent, one hundred percent.
01:10:06
phantomlibtard
And that's and that's why they were got milkshake brains is what you're saying. They got milkshake brains.
01:10:11
OZ CUMM
From these movies, yeah, 100%.
01:10:16
OZ CUMM
But I'm not gonna be a Roger Ebert, and I'm not gonna say, oh, this is leading to the destruction of society.
01:10:19
phantomlibtard
I mean it sounds like you had fun watching them sounds like you were having fun watching them Okay, yeah, okay, and that's that's fair Yeah, right right right right
01:10:21
OZ CUMM
I did, because they are stupid, and you shouldn't take them serious. That's something I want really, really wanna point out there. like i i'm not They are bad movies, but I'm not like, they're ruining our youth.
01:10:34
OZ CUMM
like No, come on.
Art the Clown and YouTube Algorithms
01:10:37
phantomlibtard
right right
01:10:37
OZ CUMM
The shit's like this has existed forever. um
01:10:41
Brother Devon
You know how I know art's like the Gen Z slasher, like the de facto, because there's a clip here on YouTube. Because like we just mentioned Terrifier. My algorithm's just destroyed now.
01:10:53
Brother Devon
This is art being a Riz Master for eight minutes.
01:10:54
OZ CUMM
Yep.
01:10:56
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:10:57
Steve-O
Oh no.
01:10:57
Brother Devon
ah
01:10:58
OZ CUMM
i
01:10:59
phantomlibtard
What the hell?
01:10:59
OZ CUMM
um
01:10:59
Brother Devon
yeah
01:10:59
phantomlibtard
He doesn't even talk. He doesn't even talk.
01:11:00
Brother Devon
i I kind of want to click it, but you know.
01:11:00
OZ CUMM
I'll be honest, I can neither confirm nor deny that art is a Rismaster.
01:11:01
phantomlibtard
ah
01:11:06
Brother Devon
Yeah, what's the Rizz levels, dude?
01:11:06
OZ CUMM
I think he might be. It's pretty high. He's pretty high. It's pretty high.
01:11:10
Brother Devon
Dude.
Film Techniques and Budget Constraints
01:11:12
OZ CUMM
So in this film, Leon used a Panavision anamorphic lens with the intention of making the film look like a vintage John Carpenter movie.
01:11:15
Brother Devon
All right.
01:11:20
phantomlibtard
yeah I love that.
01:11:22
Steve-O
That is cool.
01:11:24
phantomlibtard
And you know what? It probably wasn't sharp. And that's that's a good thing.
01:11:27
OZ CUMM
Yeah, but it just didn't. It didn't have.
01:11:30
phantomlibtard
Like it works for Nosferatu on film, but not, not for Terrifier on digital, on digital.
01:11:32
OZ CUMM
Yeah, because.
01:11:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:11:34
Brother Devon
He's gonna be like, oh, oh, Demi and Leon creates, uses brand new never before you used iMacs camera.
01:11:35
OZ CUMM
No.
01:11:40
phantomlibtard
Never, yeah, iVax, use iVax Film.
01:11:41
Brother Devon
air fire port
01:11:45
OZ CUMM
It like I get the lens, I get a like a lot of the color, ah which I always notice in John Carpenter movies they try to do.
01:11:46
phantomlibtard
ah
01:11:52
phantomlibtard
Maybe it shouldn't, maybe it shouldn't have been on digital, you know?
01:11:55
OZ CUMM
I don't think so.
01:11:55
phantomlibtard
Maybe use those lenses on film.
01:11:57
OZ CUMM
But I mean, like yeah, it should have been filmed.
01:11:58
phantomlibtard
Especially if you want it to look like ah an old John Carpenter film, like should have
Theater Experiences and Film Ratings
01:12:03
phantomlibtard
been on film.
01:12:03
OZ CUMM
But you have to understand, I really, I don't know.
01:12:03
Steve-O
Mm.
01:12:04
phantomlibtard
He doesn't have the budget. He probably doesn't have the that kind of budget, though, right?
01:12:07
OZ CUMM
Well, this is a $2 million dollars movie. So it's getting up there. And next movie probably will, if he starts shooting on film,
01:12:13
phantomlibtard
What's the budget? What's the budget for Nosferatu?
01:12:17
Brother Devon
I don't know
01:12:18
OZ CUMM
Hundo, probably Hundo.
01:12:19
phantomlibtard
100 million?
01:12:20
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I won't say.
01:12:21
phantomlibtard
Half of that is fucking film scanning and development.
01:12:24
OZ CUMM
I wouldn't be surprised
01:12:26
phantomlibtard
ah We see Nosferatu 2024.
01:12:28
OZ CUMM
it's special as specific as he is.
01:12:32
phantomlibtard
Budget.
01:12:35
OZ CUMM
I'm curious about this, actually.
01:12:35
phantomlibtard
It doesn't even say.
01:12:37
OZ CUMM
They're not gonna release it until it comes out.
01:12:39
phantomlibtard
Of it says 40 or $50 million dollars budget.
01:12:41
OZ CUMM
That's awesome. Half what I even thought. That's beautiful.
01:12:47
OZ CUMM
um So it actually, Terrifier 3 forewent submission for an apa rating MPA rating and to avoid an NC-17 rating.
01:12:58
OZ CUMM
And the way theater chains got,
01:12:59
phantomlibtard
How does it how does something that chainsaw fucking somebody like has that not nc-17 like just right off the rip Parental guidance is like he's not mood at that point like i don't know there's a Cover the their eyes Okay
01:13:04
OZ CUMM
so here's the deal.
01:13:05
Brother Devon
yes
01:13:06
OZ CUMM
Theater change treated the film as an R rated movie and they didn't let a lot of kids in that obviously didn't have parental guidance because that's the R rated movie still came out.
01:13:19
OZ CUMM
So I'm going to expose Devin here with this theory.
01:13:22
Brother Devon
Okay, expose me.
01:13:23
OZ CUMM
I'm going to, I'm going to expose Devin here with this theory that a lot of people have. All right. many theorize that the bump in ticket sales to the wild robot were actually teenagers sneaking into Terrifier 3.
01:13:37
phantomlibtard
Oh, interesting.
01:13:37
Brother Devon
Dude, I need to see what the Riz master was all about, baby.
01:13:39
OZ CUMM
So Devin, come clean. You saw Terrifier 3.
01:13:41
phantomlibtard
I like that.
01:13:42
OZ CUMM
What did you think?
01:13:45
phantomlibtard
I think that's.
01:13:49
phantomlibtard
They got they got to put those turnstiles in the fucking theater doors so that we could actually get some real numbers on, you know.
01:13:56
OZ CUMM
That's interesting.
01:13:56
Brother Devon
Yeah, that'd be wild. now That's crazy.
01:13:58
OZ CUMM
Yeah, so I I I think that is a very valid theory.
01:14:00
phantomlibtard
That's an interesting theory. I like that. I like that theory, too.
01:14:04
OZ CUMM
It's very valid because.
01:14:05
Brother Devon
Could you imagine just trying to see this in the theaters and I think just like a bunch of fucking teenagers yeah fucking roll in 10 minutes in.
01:14:15
OZ CUMM
I think that's just nature, man.
01:14:17
Brother Devon
Yeah, well, I mean, hey, it's pretty fun, I guess.
01:14:17
OZ CUMM
That's just the nature. It's been like that. It's been like that since, you know, the original slashers, man, it's just all repeating itself.
01:14:24
Brother Devon
Yeah, you're right. You're right. You might who might not have fun with it.
01:14:28
OZ CUMM
Let these kids have some fun.
01:14:29
phantomlibtard
Yeah, who might have charged boomers?
01:14:29
OZ CUMM
They don't want to see the wild.
01:14:31
phantomlibtard
Huh?
01:14:32
OZ CUMM
Yeah. I'm not going to be one of those guys.
01:14:32
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:14:32
phantomlibtard
Don't be a boomer.
01:14:33
OZ CUMM
I'm not going to be an Ebert and be like, this sucks.
01:14:34
phantomlibtard
I'll be a boomer.
01:14:34
Brother Devon
You're like, Hey, yeah I'm hip. I'm cool.
Classic Slashers and Terrifier Critique
01:14:37
OZ CUMM
I'm not going to say it's cool or good, but I mean, I like art, the clown.
01:14:39
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's pretty cool, dude.
01:14:43
OZ CUMM
He is fun to watch.
01:14:45
OZ CUMM
Right.
01:14:45
Brother Devon
All right.
01:14:46
Brother Devon
So where'd you rank on your, your list of slashers?
01:14:46
Steve-O
I feel like Yeah, is he up there with Myers Freddy He's having a blast
01:14:55
OZ CUMM
He is a lot like Freddie, like
01:14:57
phantomlibtard
But he doesn't talk.
01:14:59
OZ CUMM
He does it, but like his metarisms and the the amount of joy he's having in the shit he's doing, he's having a blast. But there are moments where he gets really like angry.
01:15:09
phantomlibtard
so yes see
01:15:14
OZ CUMM
See, that's the cool, like he, he has the range of a Freddy Krueger, you know?
01:15:20
Brother Devon
Right.
01:15:21
OZ CUMM
But the movies don't service him as well as Freddy of Nightmare on Elm Street does, you know? Like I think The first movie, even the second, and or the third, not the second.
01:15:32
OZ CUMM
and The first and third, Nightmare on Elm Street movies are really good.
01:15:34
phantomlibtard
So, yeah.
01:15:38
OZ CUMM
like I think they're good movies and they're good stories, good characters.
01:15:38
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:15:44
OZ CUMM
I can't say that really about these movies.
01:15:50
OZ CUMM
It's hard.
01:15:52
Steve-O
It is interesting when the first movie in a starting franchise isn't good.
01:15:52
OZ CUMM
it's
01:16:01
OZ CUMM
that's kind of where i think a lot of this like this director he's a little bit of a sleazebag because he's like oh i'll just make this and put this out there and he's like oh you like it i'll i'll actually spend the time and write a story about it and it's like ah it's even the story writes is like half half written like it's nothing there's
01:16:22
Steve-O
Was that the thing, right? Like it's like somebody who just like probably makes a ton of like independent films and one hit finally. And it's like, Oh, that's what you guys want.
01:16:31
OZ CUMM
That's exactly what it is. And it's it feels very transactional.
Practical Effects in Horror Films
01:16:35
Steve-O
Like Chris, like remember back in the day when we were just shooting stuff outside when we were kids and I, we did that one movie where was it it was you and you had like all the, all the pudding in your mouth.
01:16:40
OZ CUMM
Yeah, of course.
01:16:47
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I remember that. Of course.
01:16:48
Steve-O
what if that what if that took What if I posted that on the internet and that took off? And like for the rest of your life, every two years, I made you put in like gallons and gallons of pudding in your mouth for a movie.
01:16:52
OZ CUMM
that
01:16:59
OZ CUMM
That's... at least, you know, making millions, right?
01:17:03
Steve-O
And we call you pudding mouth, the new horror icon.
01:17:05
OZ CUMM
I don't care.
01:17:09
OZ CUMM
It definitely feels like that. It feels like he was waiting for something to hit, go the hit and this hit, and he's just trudging ahead.
01:17:13
Steve-O
Mm.
01:17:17
OZ CUMM
Like, I'm just gonna keep doing this. I kind of want to see what he wants to make versus what he thinks is popular and successful.
01:17:25
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:17:26
OZ CUMM
That's really what it boils down to. I don't think there is a creative urge to make these. I think it's a financial one.
01:17:33
Steve-O
Well, it sounds like, you know, there is some like classic horror, like love there with like the John Carpenter stuff.
01:17:40
OZ CUMM
There is. And I'm not going to deny that I feel like there is something going on here where I just want to see a work that he's like really committed, like artistically into.
01:17:41
Steve-O
So.
01:17:45
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:17:52
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:17:52
OZ CUMM
Because I just don't see it in this. I don't.
01:17:56
Steve-O
Is it, okay, so do you think he is more of a director or more of a special effects like guy who just like ended up in the role of director to make his special effects?
01:18:03
OZ CUMM
Special effects artist.
01:18:07
Brother Devon
So you think in a few years he's gonna make Terrifier minus one.
01:18:11
OZ CUMM
Well, listen, I maybe and you know what? It's like Tom Savini, because he's in this movie, too.
01:18:16
Brother Devon
Of course.
01:18:19
OZ CUMM
Like ah maybe that's what he'll be. He'll be the Tom, the new fucking Tom Savini or the new Baker, you know, Rick Baker.
01:18:27
phantomlibtard
What's his name? Robert Rodriguez or whatever.
01:18:30
OZ CUMM
Yeah, like there's all these really great practical effects artists that aren't around anymore because they're not needed. And maybe this movie is proving to a lot of people that yeah, people want cool practical effects.
01:18:45
OZ CUMM
And that's where I'm all for this movie. That's where I really think that it makes me feel good that it is popular because yes, it's grotesque and stupid.
01:18:53
Steve-O
Hmm. Hmm.
01:18:57
OZ CUMM
But it maybe will bring back cool practical effects in our movies. you know And I think they are coming back steadily in other films. But still, like it's good to see that people want to see that.
01:19:04
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:09
OZ CUMM
It makes me happy. Because I like that stuff.
01:19:13
Steve-O
People have always wanted to see it. It's just, you know, for some reason studios had it up their butt that like, you know, everything had to be CG for the longest time. Like that thing, sequel, prequel, prequel that they made were like they did it practically.
01:19:29
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:19:29
Steve-O
And then the studio was like, no, just CG all over it.
01:19:33
OZ CUMM
Yep. Cause they didn't, they thought it did look stupid in the behind the scenes video, but when they wanted to shoot with it, that's a whole different story, like with lighting and and exposure to what what we're seeing.
01:19:33
Brother Devon
it's terrible
01:19:35
Steve-O
the
01:19:38
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:19:44
Steve-O
I want to see I.
01:19:48
Steve-O
That's the cut I want to see. I like screw the Snyder cut.
01:19:51
OZ CUMM
I know.
01:19:51
Steve-O
Let me see the thing prequel like dead. I don't even know what to call it. Practical cut.
01:19:58
OZ CUMM
Practical cut yeah, I mean I Maybe this guy will go on and he will be the champion of practical effects from here on forward if that's the case That's where I that's the bad path.
01:20:07
Steve-O
I think he's just gonna be the guy who makes art the clown movies for the rest of his life
01:20:12
OZ CUMM
This is the point. I'm like he's like Paul trade ease, right? He's got the two paths Or multiple passing go down.
01:20:18
Brother Devon
good but
01:20:20
OZ CUMM
There's one good path. I think That he should focus on it, but I you're right. I think I He's just gonna be making these. There's gonna be 10 of these movies.
01:20:31
phantomlibtard
Ten of these movies went yo over under.
01:20:32
OZ CUMM
and At least. At least.
01:20:36
phantomlibtard
Which Mortal Kombat season does he come out in Devon?
01:20:40
Brother Devon
um The next one whatever
01:20:41
phantomlibtard
How how is he not how is he not in Mortal Kombat already?
01:20:43
OZ CUMM
Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got a better one. I got a better one. Steve, are you ready for Dead by Daylight?
01:20:48
phantomlibtard
Oh, yeah.
01:20:48
OZ CUMM
When Art the Clown gets in there, dude?
01:20:49
Steve-O
The people, people always <unk> do or that's where I first found out about art, the clown from people just saying like, dude, what they put or the clown in the game.
01:20:56
phantomlibtard
Are they he should be in the game?
01:20:59
OZ CUMM
Now matter of time Steve matter of time matter of time mark my words within Maybe be within the next year or two Yeah,
01:21:04
Brother Devon
Yeah, you know, he's probably you he's probably holding out. He wants some more money.
01:21:08
Steve-O
Yeah. He'll, he'll, he'll probably come out like 2025 same year with like five nights of Fridays and stuff like that.
01:21:15
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:21:15
OZ CUMM
yes, yes, yes he would and he would have a big trash bag that he carries around the map and He's gonna be laughing
01:21:20
Brother Devon
ah Dude, his momentum or he's going to be sick. He's going to pull out of that big trash bag.
01:21:27
OZ CUMM
and he pulls out his like cryo thing that he freezes you so you can't run.
01:21:35
Brother Devon
the fuck
01:21:36
OZ CUMM
He's gonna be laughing all the time. He's got his stupid little hat on and everything.
01:21:39
Steve-O
That guy's messed up. That guy's a little messed up, man.
01:21:41
Brother Devon
ah Just shook I don't think I like this guy dude Yeah, I'm smelling money that's all I'm smelling
01:21:43
OZ CUMM
He's gonna have the Santa Claus costume, the tooth fairy costume from the next movie. He's gonna have the fucking big
01:21:49
Steve-O
Yeah, that does print money.
01:21:51
OZ CUMM
turkey costume if he works.
01:21:53
Steve-O
Dude, Mr. Bean, I'm telling you.
01:21:55
OZ CUMM
But he's got a turkey on his head and everything to me.
01:22:01
OZ CUMM
If they really lean into the goofy shit, man, I think if like by six, if it starts getting like really silly, I'm on a, I'm back on board, baby.
01:22:10
Steve-O
here's Here's the thing, if you if you want me to get in on this franchise, be like, Sam Raimi's Art the Clown.
01:22:11
OZ CUMM
yeah
01:22:11
Brother Devon
You're back again.
01:22:19
Steve-O
Like, give me give me that. Give me a Sam Raimi version.
01:22:21
OZ CUMM
yeah Well, that's what I'm saying. Like wait six movies, guys. That's what I'm really saying. Wait six.
01:22:25
Steve-O
Okay.
01:22:26
OZ CUMM
Wait six, six Terrifier movies in, and then it it'll figure itself out.
01:22:29
Brother Devon
Wow, that's a long time, man.
01:22:33
OZ CUMM
It'll be fine. Like, see, if you wanna see two,
Wrestlers in Movies
01:22:35
OZ CUMM
see two. But really, what I'm really telling you, it's probably gonna take six movies before this guy figures out what what he wants to do.
01:22:40
Brother Devon
that would oh
01:22:42
OZ CUMM
That's my theory. So, yeah. Well, you got that coming.
01:22:46
Brother Devon
All right, sure I hate myself why not
01:22:49
OZ CUMM
2029.
01:22:56
OZ CUMM
That's it, guys. That's the Terrifier series. Another one of the books. Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:23:02
phantomlibtard
Wait, so what's the you rank them?
01:23:04
OZ CUMM
Oh, yeah. So I would go kill, kill, fuck.
01:23:11
OZ CUMM
Kill.
01:23:12
Brother Devon
Oh.
01:23:12
Steve-O
Oh!
01:23:13
OZ CUMM
No, no, no, no, no.
01:23:13
phantomlibtard
Kill the third one.
01:23:17
OZ CUMM
Lightest of fucks.
01:23:18
Brother Devon
A little a little kiss kiss.
01:23:21
OZ CUMM
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:23:22
Brother Devon
You would kiss this one.
01:23:23
phantomlibtard
Third base.
01:23:24
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I was more into, obviously more into two, but this, again, Elise has a story. There's there's something going on.
01:23:34
phantomlibtard
So two is the best one.
01:23:35
OZ CUMM
Two, I think is the best, yeah.
01:23:37
Brother Devon
How's the how's the plot there, Chris?
01:23:37
phantomlibtard
OK.
01:23:40
Brother Devon
How's that not going?
01:23:42
OZ CUMM
the The boobies are in one. The boobies are in two.
01:23:48
Brother Devon
Oh I'll watch three first then but ah just One ticket for me, please
01:23:48
OZ CUMM
Boobies are in three. booby Really good boobies in three. boobies Best boobies, Terrifier three. Yes.
01:23:56
phantomlibtard
OK.
01:23:57
OZ CUMM
Hands down. Hands down.
01:23:58
phantomlibtard
All right.
01:24:02
OZ CUMM
It's stolen theaters.
01:24:07
phantomlibtard
And yeah. Wow, so it's longer. That was before Joker came out, Terrifier 3 came out, and it lasted longer in the theaters than Joker did.
01:24:16
OZ CUMM
It's the better clown movie by a lot of people think except Tarantino.
01:24:18
Brother Devon
Yeah, I think. Yeah, I'm excited for you and Steve to finally watch Joker.
01:24:25
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I'm curious now because there's been a lot of dissenting opinions.
01:24:29
Brother Devon
Oh my God, dude, if if you are team Hideo Kojima, I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:24:35
OZ CUMM
I don't know, man. I didn't like the first one. So that's already at swing and a miss.
01:24:37
Brother Devon
Yeah, well.
01:24:39
OZ CUMM
It's kind of hard.
01:24:42
OZ CUMM
I mean, but it does sound like it just hates the first movie. So, you know, like it's, it's 50 50. I don't know.
01:24:42
Brother Devon
Oh God.
01:24:49
Brother Devon
We're real interested.
01:24:49
OZ CUMM
I don't know. I'm going to follow that one.
01:24:51
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's gonna be really interesting
01:24:55
OZ CUMM
Well, if that's everything, fellas, is there anything else you wanna talk about?
01:24:59
Brother Devon
I don't think so. I mean, there's a... Well, this'll be for the next week.
01:25:06
phantomlibtard
you guys gotta watch penguins
01:25:06
Brother Devon
but I know.
01:25:08
OZ CUMM
I know, we gotta watch the penguins.
01:25:08
Brother Devon
i gotta I gotta catch up on penguins.
01:25:11
OZ CUMM
Colin Farrell's, I love my Colin Farrell's.
01:25:13
Steve-O
Take four.
01:25:14
Brother Devon
Yeah. ah
01:25:15
OZ CUMM
Will Farrell's brother.
Future of the Terrifier Franchise
01:25:18
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah. Chris, did you ever find out if you had the the super edition of Alan Wake?
01:25:25
OZ CUMM
I do not.
01:25:26
Brother Devon
Oh, my God.
01:25:27
OZ CUMM
I got the cheap version.
01:25:28
Brother Devon
Yeah, that Lakehouse DLC was good.
01:25:31
OZ CUMM
I got to get it.
01:25:32
Brother Devon
I was a big fan.
01:25:32
OZ CUMM
I know. I know.
01:25:33
Brother Devon
I was a big fan.
01:25:33
OZ CUMM
I just.
01:25:33
phantomlibtard
was it better than
01:25:35
phantomlibtard
The game the base game Was it as good as iron and wine?
01:25:36
Brother Devon
No, but it's on par with the base game.
01:25:44
Brother Devon
Blood wine. um You monster.
01:25:45
phantomlibtard
Iron and wine is the better than mass effect pizza party Is it better than shadow broker
01:25:46
OZ CUMM
Boy.
01:25:48
Brother Devon
No. Yeah.
01:25:49
Steve-O
fifty
01:25:49
OZ CUMM
He's already upset.
01:25:51
Brother Devon
Blood wine is top tier.
01:25:56
Brother Devon
No, I love the Massify pizza party, though.
01:26:03
Brother Devon
No. But again, I'm i'm biased.
01:26:07
Steve-O
You know more pizza parties in games
01:26:09
Brother Devon
yeah Dude, it's my great fame.
01:26:12
phantomlibtard
There was a pizza party this year. It's called Shadow of the Urg Tree.
01:26:16
Brother Devon
Why why do you say it like that you were like I Don't know man, it's uh This real good You guys should all go back put in 50 hours into the Mass Effect franchise again, so you so wet your whistles and then do the pizza party.
01:26:17
phantomlibtard
It's a very amazing, very amazing pizza party.
01:26:36
Steve-O
You know what Devon I'm gonna summon art the clown on you yeah, you're gonna have to deal with that
01:26:40
Brother Devon
Oh Yeah, I guess I'm not gonna hear him coming because he doesn't talk I
01:26:41
OZ CUMM
oh Boy Nope you will hear his giant trash bag full of weapons That's what you'll hear down Yeah, he'll cut your arms and legs off, but you'll still be alive down
01:26:47
phantomlibtard
You're gonna hear that Glock, you're gonna hear that Glock get cocked back though.
01:26:50
Brother Devon
Yeah, dude, I'm gonna hear that.
01:26:50
phantomlibtard
You're gonna hear the, you're gonna hear him, you're gonna hear the slide, the slide.
01:26:53
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:26:55
Steve-O
No, no, no, not that not he's not going to kill Devin.
01:26:58
Brother Devon
gonna Oh, what's he gonna do?
01:27:00
Steve-O
He's going to play.
01:27:00
phantomlibtard
He's just gonna fuck you with a chainsaw, that's all.
01:27:02
Brother Devon
He's just gonna fuck me up.
01:27:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:27:03
phantomlibtard
You're gonna survive.
01:27:03
Steve-O
going Yeah. Just like Fred Durst did.
01:27:09
Brother Devon
He's gonna skim my ass raw.
01:27:11
OZ CUMM
Yeah, he'll skin your ass raw with my chainsaw.
01:27:12
Brother Devon
Raw.
01:27:16
Steve-O
OK, I would kind of like to see a Devin in a Halloween costume of Art the Clown.
01:27:23
Brother Devon
Oh, why?
01:27:24
Steve-O
I don't know, I think that would be fun.
01:27:24
Brother Devon
Why me?
01:27:25
OZ CUMM
You gotta get a big weird nose.
01:27:28
Steve-O
Can we get that for next year, Devin?
01:27:29
Brother Devon
I don't know.
01:27:29
phantomlibtard
Okay, so here's my here's my final question Chris got Terrifier Terrifier for are you a day one you're gonna watch that on day one.
01:27:31
Steve-O
Alright, I'm listening.
01:27:33
OZ CUMM
Oh, okay, what do you got?
01:27:38
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I'm gonna watch it, yeah.
01:27:39
Steve-O
In theater?
01:27:39
Brother Devon
Oh, shit.
01:27:39
phantomlibtard
Oh man in the theater.
01:27:42
OZ CUMM
I might go to the theaters and say,
01:27:43
phantomlibtard
Oh Man,
01:27:43
Brother Devon
All
Valuing Practical Effects
01:27:44
Brother Devon
right. Yeah, dude.
01:27:44
phantomlibtard
okay.
01:27:44
phantomlibtard
All right So this is a good did you you probably didn't expect to like it the series as much as you did I guess, right?
01:27:45
OZ CUMM
yeah.
01:27:45
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:27:51
OZ CUMM
I didn't expect to like value the practical effects and the whole idea of it and be like, oh, okay, cool.
01:27:56
phantomlibtard
Okay
01:27:57
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:27:59
OZ CUMM
That is coming back. I want to support that.
01:28:02
phantomlibtard
Right.
01:28:03
OZ CUMM
And I like Art the Clown.
01:28:04
OZ CUMM
I think it's fun.
01:28:04
Steve-O
Over under on Chris having a Terrifier shirt within the year.
01:28:10
Brother Devon
Under six months.
01:28:12
OZ CUMM
If they keep getting better, like they are too, like it's an upward trajectory in my opinion. Like I know these are stupid. I said they were, but like, it seems like he's kind of growing as a director. So, you know, fifth time's a charm. I don't know. Like that's where I'm like, ah, I also, you know, I have a bias towards hard means. So that's also another aspect and it's probably going to come out around October.
01:28:42
OZ CUMM
It's a lot of things that are gonna make me wanna go see it in the theater.
01:28:46
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:28:47
OZ CUMM
Right? Maybe you guys won't be kept caught up. I won't be there alone, masturbating.
01:28:47
phantomlibtard
Yeah, yeah.
01:28:51
Brother Devon
so
01:28:52
phantomlibtard
Are they are they all on Amazon Prime?
01:28:55
OZ CUMM
um I know...
01:28:57
phantomlibtard
Because you said the magic word, you said boobies, so I mean, now maybe. i
01:29:02
OZ CUMM
Terrifier one isn't, I don't think.
01:29:05
phantomlibtard
Well, all Hallows' Eve.
01:29:07
OZ CUMM
Neither, I don't think that is either. I think just just two on Prime.
Streaming Terrifier Films
01:29:14
phantomlibtard
I just looked up all Hallows Eve and that that cover art is is godlike I must say Oh, it's on uh, no all Hallows Eve is on is on to be which is free All right, and then Terrifier one So what I a
01:29:15
OZ CUMM
They know what they're doing, though. It's the best movie.
01:29:22
OZ CUMM
And that's not even their good one.
01:29:22
Brother Devon
That's like something you would see in the VHS.
01:29:27
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:29:27
Brother Devon
OK.
01:29:28
OZ CUMM
Tooby.
01:29:28
Brother Devon
Oh, shit.
01:29:30
OZ CUMM
That one is really bad, guys. I don't know.
01:29:34
Brother Devon
I know, but the the cover art for All Hallows' Eve is pretty sick, like that.
01:29:39
phantomlibtard
Terrifier is also on to be and it's also it's on prime. It's on prime
01:29:44
OZ CUMM
Oh, it's on Prime.
01:29:45
phantomlibtard
Terrifier one yeah I'm about to Jack about the jacket tonight i just you i'll just ki What are you watching it there ah don't worry about it don't worry about it I'll be a terrify three still in the theaters dude.
01:29:45
OZ CUMM
Okay, so you can watch one and two.
01:29:47
Brother Devon
think John's about to. John's about to be like, You're about to just bring your son. I had to bring your son in. It took me. It took me. Oh. Oh. oh
01:30:03
OZ CUMM
Wait, somebody's shooting a gun. Fifteen lives.
01:30:08
Brother Devon
Oh.
01:30:11
Brother Devon
Dude, dude, I smell a family movie trip.
01:30:11
phantomlibtard
It's not like it's got multiple times I
01:30:15
OZ CUMM
Oh, I didn't tell you the budget and I didn't tell you the box office thus far.
01:30:19
Brother Devon
Oh, yeah.
01:30:19
OZ CUMM
It is at 61.2 million with a $2 million dollar budget. That's 30 times the budget.
01:30:23
phantomlibtard
Wow, good for them.
01:30:27
OZ CUMM
30 times.
01:30:27
phantomlibtard
Two million dollars, half that went to Chris Jericho's fucking yacht that he wanted to buy.
01:30:31
OZ CUMM
Probably. He was only in it for like five minutes.
01:30:33
Brother Devon
Dude, he didn't put, he didn't put him in the walls.
01:30:36
phantomlibtard
He did the wall of, je he did the wall of Jericho.
01:30:37
Brother Devon
Yeah. Did he do any wrestling moves?
01:30:39
OZ CUMM
Dude, he did nothing. He he literally, he was an, he was a hospital orderly.
01:30:44
phantomlibtard
ah
01:30:45
OZ CUMM
And he walked in on the the giant slug head, or the clown eating a corpse.
01:30:53
Brother Devon
Oh yeah, sure.
01:30:54
OZ CUMM
And he was like, oh, and then.
01:30:56
Steve-O
I'm not gonna lie, that seems like a waste, man. That seems like a waste.
01:31:00
OZ CUMM
Oh, really?
01:31:01
Steve-O
If you get Chris Jericho in your movie, you cast him as Chris Jericho, and you have Art the Clown as a giant slug monster, kill him.
01:31:08
phantomlibtard
Well remember we all wanted the the stunner and expendables too or whatever it was and he didn't do it?
01:31:13
Steve-O
Dude, yes, yes.
01:31:13
Brother Devon
Yeah, you didn't fucking do it, dude.
01:31:14
Steve-O
If you have a wrestler in a movie, they have to play either themself or do their move.
01:31:19
OZ CUMM
Nope. Nothing. And he was, he was like kind of, he was kind of sarcastic.
01:31:24
Steve-O
Or, oh, the clown should have put him in the walls of Jericho and just snapped his spine.
01:31:32
OZ CUMM
Yeah. Like kept slamming his fucking chest, spine down. Like that's, that's an art to clown move.
01:31:39
Steve-O
Dude.
01:31:41
OZ CUMM
He's great.
01:31:42
Steve-O
mr You know what? Let me talk to this guy, this Italian guy. Pasta Provolone, I think he said his name was.
01:31:46
OZ CUMM
Davey and Leon, like,
01:31:47
Steve-O
Close.
01:31:48
OZ CUMM
Like Sergio, it's Sergio Leon's grandson.
01:31:50
Steve-O
It's his son.
01:31:50
phantomlibtard
<unk> leo saw
01:31:53
OZ CUMM
great
01:31:54
phantomlibtard
could you imagine is that it oh Is that a disgrace to the family name at that point or no Or is it living it up is living it up to the family name?
01:31:59
OZ CUMM
ah big That's I think he got. I think that's how he got to where he got to be. Even if it's not true. I think he just said it. said it that everybody He made good, the bad, the ugly.
01:32:10
Brother Devon
Yeah, it's my, it's my grandpappy.
01:32:15
OZ CUMM
See what I got.
01:32:17
Steve-O
I got the ugly, the ugly, the ugly.
01:32:19
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's all ugly. It's all ugly.
01:32:22
Steve-O
Well this has been a treat to learn about, Chris.
01:32:26
OZ CUMM
I hope you enjoyed ah some information about the Terrifier movies. Hopefully, I hope you guys understand the popularity a little bit because I think that's really what this was all about.
01:32:37
Brother Devon
Yeah, I think I get it.
01:32:40
OZ CUMM
I get it too. and I understand it completely. That part makes perfect sense to me, but
Closing Remarks and Future Content
01:32:47
Brother Devon
Do you have a, do you have something lined up for the next, next chill?
01:32:47
OZ CUMM
yeah.
01:32:52
OZ CUMM
It's gonna be something, you know, like not stupid.
01:32:56
Brother Devon
Yeah.
01:32:57
OZ CUMM
Let me think about that for a bit.
01:32:58
Steve-O
Yeah, you gotta cleanse the pallet. You did the dumb. Now you gotta to do something high-class.
01:33:03
OZ CUMM
Yeah, i get need I need to wash my brain. It's dirty.
01:33:10
Brother Devon
Acceptable. Yeah. I accepted the terms.
01:33:11
OZ CUMM
Yeah.
01:33:13
OZ CUMM
But hey, we'll be back hopefully and by the next month too. I'm gonna keep this more regular than usual. So we'll figure it out next week.
01:33:21
Brother Devon
Yeah. Well, you need to recharge them batteries, dude.
01:33:22
OZ CUMM
i'll
01:33:25
OZ CUMM
Yeah, I did. I think that's probably for the best, and especially going into something this dumb. I didn't really have to think too much, you know? This is not really thinking man's film.
01:33:36
OZ CUMM
Well, yeah, next one's going to be a little bit more cerebral. We'll see. But ah that is all for this episode of Glennie and Chill, folks.
01:33:45
phantomlibtard
That's all folks. What are you doing next?
01:33:49
OZ CUMM
Oh, I don't know.
01:33:50
Brother Devon
he wasn't oh yet yeah go do experience
01:33:50
OZ CUMM
I'm undecided. well We'll come to that bridge next podcast.
01:33:54
phantomlibtard
Star Wars.
01:33:54
Steve-O
Hey, Chris, what are you doing next?
01:33:54
phantomlibtard
Just do Star Wars.
01:33:55
Steve-O
Just do Star Wars.
01:33:56
phantomlibtard
Just do Star Wars, Chris.
01:33:58
Steve-O
Just, you know, do the prequel Star Wars. Just the prequels. It's easy. It's one, two, three.
01:34:07
OZ CUMM
even like Darkfall that much.
01:34:09
Steve-O
Come on, do George Lucas movies.
01:34:12
OZ CUMM
He's stupid. I don't like, he's so stupid.
01:34:13
Steve-O
Come on, THX, whatever the numbers are.
01:34:17
OZ CUMM
The movie's stupid.
01:34:17
Brother Devon
about doing the Hannah Jones.
01:34:18
OZ CUMM
Robert Duvall looks stupid.
01:34:19
Steve-O
Oh, come on, American Graffiti, man. Come on.
01:34:21
OZ CUMM
Now, Ron Howard looks stupid in that movie. he Says Harrison Ford.
01:34:24
Brother Devon
You're stupid.
01:34:25
OZ CUMM
No.
01:34:26
Steve-O
Yeah, it's the way Oh Cars Chris cars the cars trilogy There's three and there's also the spin-off of planes arrow planes, I think it's called or something.
01:34:26
Brother Devon
Don't say that.
01:34:26
OZ CUMM
You all look stupid. Cars look stupid. I hate cars.
01:34:30
Brother Devon
Don't you just to stop on the picks off milk cars.
01:34:32
OZ CUMM
I hate pod. I hate pod racing. I hate cars. I don't want to watch cars either.
01:34:39
Brother Devon
Why do you say that like cars?
01:34:42
OZ CUMM
That is not interesting at all.
01:34:45
Brother Devon
Wally?
01:34:46
OZ CUMM
There's three of them though.
01:34:52
Brother Devon
I don't know. Is that an official spinoff or is that just like transmorphers?
01:34:54
Steve-O
Oh
01:34:56
OZ CUMM
It's not my purview. I can't, I couldn't do that.
01:34:59
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:35:00
OZ CUMM
Be unethical and immoral.
01:35:01
Steve-O
That's fair. But you know what? Whatever you do come back with, I'm excited.
01:35:06
OZ CUMM
Yeah, it's gonna be something fun. Fun but cerebral. Let's go with that.
01:35:12
Brother Devon
I like it.
01:35:13
OZ CUMM
That narrows it down. ah Anyway, good night folks. Hope you enjoyed this Terrifier recap and go out and see the many more Terrifier movies that will come. I will be there.
01:35:25
OZ CUMM
Well, I see you.