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Introduction and Personal Catch-up
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Devon Kopete
Hello, you are listening to the all-new anti fanboy podcast for the week of August 11 20 24. Oh It's been a while guys.
00:00:11
Devon Kopete
It's been like two whole weeks. I had to set up my f-shack Got it all sorted out.
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Hovid
woe Whoa!
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Devon Kopete
But now we're back. So apologies. That was that was on me guys Yep, yep that was my f-shack sorry
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Hovid
I spent a little too much time at the F-Shack and I got COVID and...
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fart souls
Mmm Hello
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Hovid
Oh, that's not funny.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, but hey, everybody, my name is Devin Copac. With me is Chris Galante, Steve Oteri, and John Suarez.
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Hovid
Hello.
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slimeballsteve
How you doing, everybody?
Humorous Pop Culture Debate
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Devon Kopete
and And by F-Shack, I mean my Frankenstein shack.
00:00:45
slimeballsteve
Oh, I thought you meant your friend, Shaq, or you keep your friends.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's just my, nah, nah, nah, my shrine to all things Franken.
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slimeballsteve
All right, top five Frankenstein's.
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Devon Kopete
Frankenstein. ah Number one, the guy from Van Helsing. the opera singer number two uh franken castle yeah uh panicking i'm panicking uh uh number three lisa frankenstein uh
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slimeballsteve
Okay.
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Hovid
Okay.
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slimeballsteve
Wait, I'm sorry, so we started at one? We started at the best?
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Hovid
Oh boy. yeah That's not a, that's not a tight list. That's not a tight list. have man Robert De Niro, Frankenstein.
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Devon Kopete
Oh, underrated?
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Hovid
He's the off number four.
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Devon Kopete
I don't know. I don't think I have a good handle on what's a good Frankenstein, guys. I don't know if I'm the guy.
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Hovid
Well, you know, um,
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Devon Kopete
ah Number five, Emma Stone.
Nostalgic Food and Drink Discussion
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Hovid
I would like to give an MFK for my COVID stream that I got.
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Devon Kopete
Oh, OK.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, I'm listening.
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Hovid
So let me review it. It's a kill.
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Devon Kopete
OK.
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fart souls
Mm.
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Hovid
um
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Devon Kopete
Not a good sit.
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Hovid
No, I did not sit well with this version of COVID and made my brain hurt and my my tongue die. And then was it was resurrected. I can taste things now. but
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slimeballsteve
That's good.
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Devon Kopete
okay
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fart souls
What was the first thing that you wanted to get after you got your taste back?
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Hovid
Oh, ah for some reason chocolate milk.
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Devon Kopete
okay well that's a good one that's a good one though
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fart souls
What?
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Hovid
Isn't that weird?
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fart souls
yeah But are you but you're not a chocolate muck guy I feel like that's like one of those weird pregnancy interesting that's really interesting
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Hovid
Really not, I just had a hankering like. I like know that's what it felt like.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah. Was it like a certain chocolate milk?
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Hovid
It's exactly what I was gonna say.
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slimeballsteve
Were you like, I want Yoo-hoo or Nesquik or something?
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Hovid
I just want the classic Hershey bottle and milk.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, you wanted it like, okay.
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Hovid
Yeah, stir it stirred up, drink it cold. And because I couldn't drink a lot of milk when I was sick Because it would get um get phlegmy, right?
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Devon Kopete
or a Flemming dude. Yeah.
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Hovid
So that was like oh that that'll hit the spot and it did It did I drank that very fast.
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slimeballsteve
I love that.
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Hovid
I drank it so fast. There was a lining of chocolate syrup in the cup still Let me tell you right now I drank that so fast.
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slimeballsteve
Do you have a little milk mustache?
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Hovid
It was no mustache. It was all going in my body and
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slimeballsteve
Oh.
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Devon Kopete
It was just in your beard, dude. No, I don't.
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Hovid
Yeah, it's just flowing Hey, yeah, sometimes you get a hankering, right?
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Devon Kopete
I love getting in that mood. You know, I was in that mode, but for great juice this week.
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fart souls
That's weird, yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah. I was like, yo, I need some great, put some ice in that bad boy.
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slimeballsteve
yeah Yeah, you know what? Let's make this a topic for today's show. What baby drinks do y'all wanna just drink?
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Hovid
Baby drugs fucking Steve come up for an adult Son of a bitch Oval team.
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slimeballsteve
What baby drinks do y'all wanna drink?
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Devon Kopete
You know, all the team.
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fart souls
Ovalteen for me. Give me Ovalteen.
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slimeballsteve
Oh, that's fun. That's fun.
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Hovid
Whoa, man.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Hovid
I haven't had that in a minute. Holy shit
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slimeballsteve
That's delightful.
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Devon Kopete
I have a shit.
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fart souls
Dude, ah man are you having a craving now, Pregnant pregnant Chris?
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Hovid
Kinda. Kinda, a little bit.
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Devon Kopete
yeah Wait, hold on.
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Hovid
oh Ovaltine and pickles!
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Devon Kopete
Is old teen enough of a baby's drink for Steve? I don't know.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Does that track?
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slimeballsteve
100.
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Devon Kopete
Okay.
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slimeballsteve
No, no, no, dude. That's the thing. I'm not like, I'm not mocking because I'm sitting here. I'm thinking about just getting one of those little like juicy juice apple box, like juice boxes.
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Hovid
Oh boy, okay.
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Devon Kopete
Okay.
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fart souls
I got plenty of those. You can come to my house or something.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, dude, that's my hookup.
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fart souls
Yeah, I got that.
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Devon Kopete
Dude, dude, always always gonna be so mad dude.
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fart souls
You got a dealer. Yeah, you got a dealer here.
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Devon Kopete
Who the fuck drank all my apple juice?
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Hovid
I do, I...
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slimeballsteve
Hey, what's up?
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fart souls
I got
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Devon Kopete
you and
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Hovid
i I will say the majority of my my baby drinks that I enjoy are chocolate related You know, it's you who it's Ovaltine could be in there It's
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fart souls
plenty of those at this house.
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slimeballsteve
Chocolate milk, chocolate milk.
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Devon Kopete
You who was my first drink, I'm sorry, let me you who was my first item that I realized, oh, I'm an adult and I can just buy as much of this as I want.
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Hovid
quite good
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Devon Kopete
Like, no one's going to tell me no.
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slimeballsteve
That is true.
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Devon Kopete
I was like sitting at a it was for whatever reason, they were still selling it.
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fart souls
What about Nesquik? No love for Nesquik?
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Devon Kopete
I'm a YooHoo guy or an Ovaltine guy, although I do.
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Hovid
I can think I'm a you guy.
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slimeballsteve
I'm not gonna lie, when when Nestle's got their hand in there, that's when they kind of ruined a quick for me.
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fart souls
I mean, I'm a YooHoo guy, too. I like YooHoos.
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Hovid
I'm a you guy.
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Devon Kopete
What do you mean when they're hand in there?
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Hovid
Okay.
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fart souls
Okay.
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Devon Kopete
What do you mean?
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Hovid
Wait, yeah, I don't understand.
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slimeballsteve
Remember when Nestle was its own thing and quick was its own thing, and then when they merged them together, that's when they ruined it.
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fart souls
They're pretty... Yeah.
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Hovid
No shit.
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Devon Kopete
Oh, okay.
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fart souls
Nestle is a pretty shitty company, too, I'm pretty sure.
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Hovid
Yeah, they are.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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fart souls
But, however... Nestle makes the Kit Kats in Canada and those Kit Kats clear American Kit Kats.
Cinematic Critiques and Industry Speculations
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Hovid
No shit.
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Devon Kopete
Really?
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slimeballsteve
They're better?
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fart souls
Yes, they are better.
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Devon Kopete
I was here as.
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Hovid
Who makes them here?
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fart souls
Hershey makes them here.
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Hovid
Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
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Devon Kopete
What the wait.
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Hovid
Fucking Hershey, Pennsylvania.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, the the world has turned on Hershey.
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Devon Kopete
Nestle Kit Kat.
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fart souls
I think it's Hershey, yeah.
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Hovid
A Hershey's grainy as fuck, man.
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fart souls
Yeah, look up Nestle Kit Kats in Canada. they They are so much better, Devin.
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Hovid
um Hershey chocolate's not good.
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Devon Kopete
Well.
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fart souls
We brought like three bags of Kit Kats back home when we went to Canada.
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Devon Kopete
You know who I'm just saying who dropped who dropped the ball for the Kit Kat like IP like how did how did Hershey Let that get away from them.
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fart souls
I don't know.
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Devon Kopete
They don't own KitKat? That's crazy to me.
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slimeballsteve
Dude, it was the same thing with like, you know, once, you know, Fox got bought by Disney.
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fart souls
Even the ah even the logo is different.
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Devon Kopete
I don't know if it's...
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Hovid
They're loading KitKat out like Spider-Man.
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fart souls
Like check this out.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, because like...
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fart souls
Check this out, even the even the logo is different. Look at this.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah, no, i um it's crazy.
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fart souls
Even the log even the Canadian KitKat logo clears the American one too.
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Devon Kopete
That is insane.
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slimeballsteve
That's classy.
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fart souls
It's classy, right?
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Devon Kopete
So yeah.
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fart souls
It looks like the Fantastic Four.
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slimeballsteve
That's a classy bar.
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Devon Kopete
Oh, okay.
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fart souls
It's like the fantastic four first steps Oh
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Devon Kopete
Wait. So, so actually, I'm sorry.
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Hovid
Oh man, that is way better.
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Devon Kopete
So Nestle dropped the ball.
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Hovid
well
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Devon Kopete
Nestle dropped the ball because in the U S Kit Kats, the only place where you can get Hershey's Kit Kats. So where are the, yeah, where are the standouts?
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fart souls
Wait h Okay, so it's not just Canada it's just it's everywhere in the world is Nestle and America's trash
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Devon Kopete
We're the exception to the rule.
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slimeballsteve
Where the problem?
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Hovid
Is that?
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Devon Kopete
I mean, yeah, it's everywhere, but America.
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Hovid
Now, now, John, I don't I don't mean I don't know if this is an illusion, but it looks like the Canadian kick out bar is a little smaller.
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Devon Kopete
Whoa.
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fart souls
ah Maybe I don't know it might just be package.
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slimeballsteve
You know what?
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Hovid
Is that is that just the package?
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slimeballsteve
That could just be the package. I feel like a lot of ah lot of foods now are like, they do some trickery, man.
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fart souls
I don't know Now
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slimeballsteve
And they'll be like, look at how big your food is now.
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Devon Kopete
I mean, listen, listen, could could we argue that the size is almost like the silver medal to America's gold medal?
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slimeballsteve
And it's like smaller somehow.
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Devon Kopete
It got to be women's and men's basketball.
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Hovid
Well, I mean, if it tastes better, I would take the smaller KitKat over the larger one.
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fart souls
although the
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Devon Kopete
We just maybe.
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Devon Kopete
Well, well, well, you're besmirching a Stephen Curry.
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Hovid
Like that's easy.
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Devon Kopete
All right.
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fart souls
I'm trying to see what the difference is in them.
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Devon Kopete
Step one tastes like shit.
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Hovid
I guess, you know, I always heard it had something to do with the stirring of the milk, the cocoa.
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Devon Kopete
Cocoa nuts.
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Hovid
At least that's what they say about Cadbury. Like it's stirred longer.
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fart souls
Canada's version has a creamy, has a creamier chocolate, so.
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Hovid
Creamier.
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fart souls
Let's see.
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Devon Kopete
I wanted to.
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Hovid
Hershey's tastes like grainy sometimes.
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fart souls
Or she's.
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Devon Kopete
Dude, who's that sheisty Hershey's exec that got the KitKat deal though? I want to shake that man's hand, just because that's impressive.
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Hovid
He's not.
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slimeballsteve
I got Kit Kat, guys.
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Devon Kopete
Hey, he built his whole career.
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Hovid
yeah He's not that far away from you.
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fart souls
um
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Devon Kopete
He built his whole career on the KitKat guy.
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Hovid
Evan, he's not that far away from you.
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Devon Kopete
I know.
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Hovid
Go there.
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Devon Kopete
Have you ever, wait, have you, we were talking about this earlier.
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slimeballsteve
Go and ask.
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Devon Kopete
Have you guys ever been to Hershey's park?
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Hovid
I have, yes I have.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah.
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fart souls
yeah i have yeah Yeah,
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Devon Kopete
Isn't it insane how much better the chocolate is when you take that little tour and they give you the fresh one?
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Hovid
Yes.
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slimeballsteve
That chocolate tour, I don't know what it is, but like,
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Devon Kopete
Because it's fresh. That's why it hasn't been sitting in a fucking wow offer.
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Hovid
I think so.
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slimeballsteve
Come on, man.
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Devon Kopete
You know, two years straight.
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fart souls
yeah come on man
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Hovid
yeah
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Devon Kopete
and I'm just saying but when it's as fresh as it could possibly be.
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fart souls
even know Do you even know if it's like fresh or not? Or is it just a psychological thing?
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slimeballsteve
Dude, that could be the ones that fall on the floor from the factory tour.
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Devon Kopete
but i Come on, I think it just almost makes it doesn't make sense for them.
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Hovid
yeah
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Devon Kopete
They give you old Hershey.
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slimeballsteve
ah I went and took the Hershey's tour during their 100th year anniversary and they were given out full bars.
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fart souls
Wow.
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Hovid
Whoa, okay.
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slimeballsteve
Yeah, keep in mind, before that before that trip, I weighed 80 pounds.
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Hovid
um
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Hovid
Whoa, you gained all your weight?
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slimeballsteve
i ballooned I ballooned up, I ballooned up. That's where I gained all my weight.
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Devon Kopete
twenty five
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slimeballsteve
No, I was like 13, 14 at the time.
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fart souls
now boom how many how many full bar wait were they just Hershey bars or just like regular
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Devon Kopete
225 All right Yeah, yeah i mean how many times you take that tour?
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slimeballsteve
They said I looked... How many full bars? I had i had about... Dude, i I kid you not, there were days, cause we were there for a whole week.
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slimeballsteve
There were days where we didn't actually go into the park. We just went and took the tour over and over and over again.
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Devon Kopete
Dude, dude, that's some that's some porky some porky big shit, dude Yeah When he was in Batman You know, but when he was just bulking for Batman he didn't hit any weights yet he was just Yeah, yeah where he actually was dictating
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slimeballsteve
Dude, I looked like Christian Bale when he was like in that like I'm starving movie, The Machinist.
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Hovid
yeah Then you look like Christian Bale when he was in Vice as Dick Cheney.
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slimeballsteve
Okay, I was gonna go for Batman, Chris, but you had to go for it. That's true, yeah you know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where he looked like Dick Cheney.
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Hovid
it's um To speak of actors that are very thin,
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slimeballsteve
we need We need to get a Batman mask on you, Dick Cheney.
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Devon Kopete
Why? I look beautiful.
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slimeballsteve
I shot my friend in the head when we went hiking.
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Devon Kopete
Oh, OK.
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Hovid
I know this is a terrible segue from Hershey Park, but Joaquin Phoenix is in the news today, guys.
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slimeballsteve
I thought it was a great one.
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Devon Kopete
but
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Hovid
I don't know if you heard about it.
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slimeballsteve
I've heard this this drama
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fart souls
Well, I heard he won't. I heard he doesn't want to kiss boys. So he doesn't want to.
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Hovid
He doesn't want to kiss boys, John. um He has walked off of production, a film a film that was in production for, I think, a couple of days. They were actually shooting scenes and he walked out having apparently cold feet from doing explicit gay sex scenes for a movie that he wrote.
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slimeballsteve
That's the part that throws me for a loop.
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fart souls
Wait, why can't they just recast them? That's my question.
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Hovid
Well, it's it's five days before production starts. So they're already losing money with him walking out.
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fart souls
Oh.
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Hovid
They're gonna lose, I think, upwards of seven figures from production just waiting.
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fart souls
And this is another chance for Josh Hartnett to just get in there and just get another thing out.
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Devon Kopete
Literally get in there, dude
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Hovid
Get in there.
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slimeballsteve
Get that paycheck, get that paycheck.
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Hovid
Hacks and fudge to get that money.
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slimeballsteve
But it's like it's like you knew what you were writing, right?
00:10:56
Hovid
That's the craziest thing too, because apparently this, they were talking about this film being NC 17 before they started shooting.
00:11:03
fart souls
um My god like just he's just gonna be sucking sucking dog the whole time Oh, man, this sounds saucy I'm into this I want to watch this The guy who wrote it the The the fanfic the the fanfic writer that wrote his own personal.
00:11:07
Hovid
That's what it sounded like. And it was supposed to be a gay film noir with a detective main character who's having a either an affair or relationship with a man.
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Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:11:19
Hovid
Guess who wasn't into it? Joaquin Phoenix. The guy who wrote it.
00:11:25
Devon Kopete
yeah see You think he was passing?
00:11:30
fart souls
Yeah, we It does not want to start his own story. That's sad.
00:11:34
Devon Kopete
You think he was like passing it back and forth with the director and he was like, oh yeah, he's like, I'll read your notes. He was like, I'll read your part later.
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Hovid
See, the crazy thing, I always thought of him as kind of a guy who pushes the envelope quite a bit.
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Devon Kopete
Wait a second.
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fart souls
Yeah.
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Hovid
So I initially, when I didn't hear about the rumor that it was cold feet, I thought it didn't go far enough.
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fart souls
Yeah.
00:11:54
slimeballsteve
Oh, you think he wanted to go wilder.
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Devon Kopete
This.
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fart souls
Here's my.
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Hovid
Yeah.
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fart souls
Here's my here's my spicy question.
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Hovid
And he left.
00:11:59
fart souls
um If that's the case, if it's just cold feet from doing gay sex scenes, like is this considered like a strand of like homophobia or no?
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Hovid
Kinda. I mean, why didn't they cast a gay actor to do these scenes?
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fart souls
Or why don't why don't you cast a gay actor at that point? yeah is that Is that on Joaquin Phoenix too then?
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Hovid
I mean, I guess that...
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fart souls
since
00:12:20
Hovid
Sure, right?
00:12:20
slimeballsteve
i'm I'm curious if Joaquin Phoenix like thought the same way he did, or you did, Chris, about himself until he got onto the set.
00:12:29
Hovid
Okay, so he he he he was all in until he you know he saw the meat was made.
00:12:35
fart souls
Ahem.
00:12:35
Hovid
He was then...
00:12:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:12:36
slimeballsteve
maybe Yeah, like...
00:12:37
Devon Kopete
Joaquin Phoenix famously doesn't know how movies are made.
00:12:40
slimeballsteve
he was like He was like, all right, you know what?
00:12:40
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:12:42
slimeballsteve
you know and i am i am a I'm an actor. I can handle this.
00:12:46
Devon Kopete
You know what?
00:12:46
slimeballsteve
I can do this. And then he got he got put there.
00:12:47
Devon Kopete
I think this is a, I think this is a happy job.
00:12:50
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:12:51
Devon Kopete
I think, I think it's probably for like normal film reasons. And now they're just saying, Oh yeah.
00:12:56
Hovid
Five days before a production?
00:12:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah. He's just, he's just homophobic or homophobic, but
00:13:00
Hovid
five Five days before a production, though, that's where it's suspect because...
00:13:04
Devon Kopete
I think that's where he's like, he his fucking lawyer probably was like, yo buddy, you're getting hosed on this somehow.
00:13:11
Hovid
He wrote the script! He's producing the movie!
00:13:12
Devon Kopete
I know, but something happened. i i just just Honestly, I'd rather believe, because it honestly, it makes more sense that it was like a financial or business thing, than it was him realizing all of a sudden that he's
00:13:22
Hovid
I know, I disagree. i
00:13:28
Hovid
With him in particular, I don't think of him that way.
00:13:28
Devon Kopete
Like, because like, du I'll be honest, man, it's not like it's not like we're talking about fucking Vin Diesel here. Like this guy, he's like an actor's actor, right? He doesn't seem like a guy that's like shies away from that stuff.
00:13:38
Hovid
Sure.
00:13:42
Devon Kopete
So it um it's it makes less sense for it to be something like that, where it's like, oh, this is a little weird than it is where
00:13:45
fart souls
Listen, man, I got I've got somebody in mind.
00:13:49
Hovid
Okay, that's interesting.
00:13:50
fart souls
I've got somebody in mind that they could that's in need of work. There's no problem doing doing gay sex scenes at all to the point where he makes straight members of the audience fall in love with him.
00:13:53
slimeballsteve
What are you thinking about?
00:14:02
fart souls
And that's Armie Hammer.
00:14:04
Hovid
oh oh
00:14:04
fart souls
Armie Hammer.
00:14:05
slimeballsteve
No, wait a second.
00:14:06
Hovid
no
00:14:06
fart souls
Just get Armie Hammer to do it, baby.
00:14:08
Devon Kopete
Let me do a baby Our
00:14:09
slimeballsteve
There's people on the set disappearing every day.
00:14:11
Hovid
ah
00:14:13
Devon Kopete
hair is just getting fatter every week but oh what could be happen What's the charge you need a succulent human succulent human being
00:14:15
fart souls
just
00:14:15
Hovid
I don't know what's happening!
00:14:16
fart souls
yeah
00:14:17
Hovid
They shouldn't be so delicious!
00:14:17
fart souls
yeah oh
00:14:24
slimeballsteve
but god Why are you just getting bigger and bigger every day?
00:14:26
fart souls
Did you hear did you hear about that about that audition Chris with our with army hammer and Timothy Chalamet Where um, what's his name?
00:14:33
Hovid
No.
00:14:35
fart souls
The director's name? How do you pronounce his name again?
00:14:36
Hovid
Luca Guardino, Gordon.
00:14:38
fart souls
Luca guanda Nino or whatever Yeah, he like went hand like told them to just like
00:14:40
Hovid
Yes, something like that.
00:14:45
fart souls
like roll around in the grass and like make out with each other and they were and they were like getting into it and then they looked up and he he had already walked away they were just making out for like 20 minutes and just like going ham on each other and the and the dude just he had already he's so disgusted hello
00:14:59
Hovid
I'm not even filming this.
00:15:03
Devon Kopete
You think he was like, oh, yeah, ew. Yeah.
00:15:05
Hovid
No, you gotta go bang one out, man. You gotta go fucking jerk it off, man.
00:15:07
slimeballsteve
Yeah, he's like, where's the bathroom?
00:15:11
fart souls
man see i'm just telling you man If army hammer has no problem with it like what does that make you Academy Award winner walking Phoenix just saying Maybe that's not maybe that's not the case that maybe it's not the is it is is that what
00:15:17
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:15:19
Hovid
I think i if it is Colfi, it is pretty, like, I was saying, that is kind of strange for an actor of this level, are art artistic, integrity I Really, I personally think it's it didn't go far enough.
00:15:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's what I mean.
00:15:35
Hovid
That's my theory. I think all of this is just rumor and conjecture I
00:15:38
fart souls
Like, does he think or or does he think or does he think that the movie is just bad after after two days of production?
00:15:38
Devon Kopete
What do you mean I'm not taking pearl necklaces?
00:15:45
fart souls
He doesn't think it's going to be good like the cold feet.
00:15:47
Hovid
Mean he wrote it.
00:15:47
fart souls
The cold feet is the is the movie.
00:15:50
Hovid
That's bad Dude that's even worse in my opinion.
00:15:50
fart souls
Maybe the cold. Yeah, maybe the cold feet is like isn't the doing the gay sex scenes. It's just like, oh, this movie is garbage. This movie sucks. I don't want to do it.
00:15:59
Hovid
That's like
00:16:00
slimeballsteve
Like, you know you're making a bad movie and he's like, oh oh man.
00:16:00
Hovid
You wrote this, you had it ready.
00:16:03
fart souls
Yeah.
00:16:04
Hovid
You went through pre-production, shot some of the scenes apparently. And you were like, oh, this is going to be a hot piece of garbage. Like I, I mean, he's not going to get, he's he's going to have a hard time getting work if that's the case.
00:16:17
Hovid
No, because there, there are going to be very few people are going to want to work with this guy.
00:16:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:16:21
fart souls
But he's Joker.
00:16:22
Hovid
He's going to pull it. It doesn't matter.
00:16:24
slimeballsteve
Don't go, baby.
00:16:25
Hovid
It's about money, man.
00:16:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah, maybe he's just like, fuck it. This movie is going to make another video.
00:16:28
fart souls
Or would this just just mean that he would have a hard time finding work playing a gay a gay role?
00:16:34
Hovid
I think he's gonna have a hard time putting work in general because he he just put about I'd say a 50 to 75 person crew out of out of work. He's gonna lose this production company a lot of money for no reason other than he doesn't wanna do it.
00:16:49
Hovid
And they're gonna have to recast it so that's gonna cost more money.
00:16:51
fart souls
But Chris, you don't understand. He's the Joker, OK?
00:16:53
Hovid
It doesn't matter, that does not matter.
00:16:55
slimeballsteve
He's gonna be deemed unreliable, I think.
00:16:57
Hovid
Exactly, exactly.
00:16:58
slimeballsteve
Like a studio is not gonna be as like comfortable with him.
00:16:59
fart souls
He's Chris. He is the master, Chris.
00:17:03
Hovid
um He's gonna have to start producing his own films and he can he has money for it This is gonna stick around like this shit doesn't go away See that's where I'm like, it's gotta be it's gotta to be it didn't go far enough.
00:17:14
fart souls
He had no problem having cyber sex with an A.I.
00:17:26
Hovid
That's where I'm like, I really think I Want to believe that
00:17:26
fart souls
You think so yeah because because he's that crazy he's that he's that method he's that method Yeah,
00:17:29
slimeballsteve
Was there, in her, was there a sex scene? Did he did he have sex with the the machine in her?
00:17:34
fart souls
dude, they fucking they they came together
00:17:37
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I think Black Mirror episodes just kind of infected my brain and I kind of forgot all about her.
00:17:42
Hovid
Yeah, her her for some reason I think maybe it hit too close. and We were all like, oh no, I don't want to remember that.
00:17:49
Devon Kopete
hahaha
00:17:49
slimeballsteve
um
00:17:52
Hovid
That's going to happen.
00:17:54
fart souls
It's going to happen soon. and We're all going to fall in love with an AI and then.
00:17:57
slimeballsteve
Have you ever seen those clips of like the website where like you can have like AI people just like talk to you and there was the one that was like deemed too flirty so they had to unflirtify it?
00:18:03
fart souls
Now, there's ah no there's the.
00:18:08
fart souls
No, there's like ah there's like Reddit posts that I read the like, am I the assholes and like relationship advice and stuff where like people like get divorced over shit like this, like because the partners like.
00:18:08
Hovid
Jesus Christ Fuck
00:18:10
slimeballsteve
but
00:18:20
Hovid
Whoa
00:18:20
fart souls
Yeah, like hat like having an affair with but one of those AI apps.
00:18:25
slimeballsteve
we all live but Dude, we live in the cyberpunk future, man.
00:18:25
fart souls
like it's great It's really crazy, and it's so interesting. It's so interesting and fascinating.
00:18:31
Hovid
Well, this this is this is a lovely segue into a movie I watched and
00:18:31
Devon Kopete
Like that wasn't in the prenup. Sorry.
00:18:36
slimeballsteve
Oh.
00:18:37
Hovid
while I was recuperating from COVID.
00:18:40
fart souls
Blade Runner, 29, 2049.
00:18:42
Hovid
I watched a movie called The Beast on the...
00:18:44
slimeballsteve
You were talking about this movie and it sounded exciting.
00:18:47
fart souls
MrBeast?
00:18:48
Hovid
Not Mr. Beast, The Beast.
00:18:51
Devon Kopete
ah Sexy.
00:18:52
fart souls
ah This is with ah with Leah say do the the gorgeous beautiful woman She's something right she's It's goddamn French Isn't this streaming somewhere is this streaming somewhere like
00:18:54
Hovid
Yes, sir. Yes. sir yeah She is something, huh? She is quite beautiful. um This movie is about AI. It actually takes place.
00:19:06
Hovid
in a dystopian future in 2044, I think, in which AI is completely taking over everything. People are deemed irresponsible and are not given any type of worthwhile jobs.
00:19:19
Hovid
So AI, it's on Criterion channel.
00:19:23
fart souls
What?
00:19:24
Hovid
Yeah, it just, it dropped somewhat recently.
00:19:26
fart souls
OK.
00:19:27
Hovid
um it It was pretty scary.
00:19:29
Devon Kopete
I think it's on Apple, maybe Apple TV too? yeah maybe
00:19:34
Hovid
probably, I don't know, but the whole point of the movie is basically it's about AI, about it, um basically the human beings that want to be productive in society have to go through a cleansing process, a purification process in which AI strips them of traumatic moments in past lives that it recreates.
00:19:53
fart souls
What?
00:19:54
Hovid
um So you watch a movie in a in Victorian era, Uh, that's her going through an AI version of a past life and dealing with trauma.
00:20:06
Hovid
And then you see her in a modern day setting with modern day as in now.
00:20:09
fart souls
Can I ask you and an intellectual question real quick?
00:20:13
Hovid
Yeah, sure.
00:20:14
fart souls
How much horn is in this movie? i just I'm just curious i' curious.
00:20:16
Devon Kopete
you
00:20:16
Hovid
It's pretty horn. It's pretty, it's, it's a room.
00:20:19
fart souls
I'm just curious, Chris.
00:20:20
Hovid
I would, I would call it like a dark romance, how I would describe it because
00:20:20
fart souls
I don't know if I'm going to watch it, but you know.
00:20:26
fart souls
It's real, it's real horny though.
00:20:27
slimeballsteve
Can I watch this in a living room or do I watch this in a bedroom?
00:20:30
Hovid
I don't know. There's not a lot of nudity and I'm not too much sex. It's more of like maintaining one's emotions through this process.
00:20:37
fart souls
It's AI sex, AI horn.
00:20:42
Hovid
Like that's what it's all about.
00:20:43
fart souls
OK.
00:20:44
Hovid
i'm Maintaining like a love that you have because the whole process is basically making you and like an emotionless robot. So you can do things without emotion and they wouldn't affect your responsibilities in the world.
00:20:57
Hovid
um It does a really great job of creating an atmosphere of like, something really bad happened and there's not a lot of people around anymore. Everything's very, feels very alone and cold.
00:21:10
Hovid
And I feel like this movie is more of like an allegory than it is an actual film, which I could say for ah a lot of the movies I've been seeing recently, like they're more atmospheric than they are like plot driven.
00:21:12
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:21:23
Hovid
They're more trying to say something than they are trying to have a narrative. but I think it works. I think it's a, it's an interesting attempt at trying to understand where AI could go and it could go in a really dark place. And you have a main character that's trying to fight against something that's basically it's taken over already. Like it's kind of few, it's fruitless. Um, a lot of what's going on in the movie, but it feels right, right? You're,
00:21:54
Hovid
You're following a main character who's not succumbing to the deafening silence of that world and trying to be human. It's like Brazil in that sense too. I've got a lot of that too. Somebody who's not part of the system going insane and that's the only recourse they have. um It's dark, but it's interesting and it's a little slow.
00:22:23
Hovid
I will say, but I think it works more than it doesn't.
00:22:27
fart souls
Thank you.
00:22:28
Hovid
So I'd say that was a good set for me. I really enjoyed the beast on Criterion.
00:22:33
fart souls
OK.
00:22:33
Devon Kopete
hey so
00:22:35
Hovid
Check it out.
00:22:35
fart souls
On a scale of. Spider-Man Miles Morales to Dark Souls, how how much how horny is the.
00:22:40
Devon Kopete
Nice.
00:22:44
Hovid
yeah I don't know what that scale is.
00:22:46
fart souls
How horny is the movie?
00:22:48
slimeballsteve
That's a weird scale.
00:22:49
Devon Kopete
ah Miles Morales is pretty horny too, to be honest.
00:22:51
fart souls
Is it?
00:22:51
Hovid
yeah
00:22:53
Devon Kopete
He's always talking. He's always talking about fucking Gwen Stacy.
00:22:56
Hovid
It's too, it's like if, yeah John, it's like if you're asking me if long legs was horny, like that's the way I kind of feel about the beast.
00:22:56
fart souls
Miles.
00:22:59
Devon Kopete
In the Spider-Verse movies?
00:22:59
fart souls
Man.
00:23:00
Devon Kopete
Yes.
00:23:05
Hovid
Like it's too unsettling to be attracted, but anyway, like I'm way too unsettled.
00:23:07
fart souls
ah okay it Okay Now I'll talk about sweaters I was talking about big video game I was like, oh that miles with try to talk well um Wasn't thinking about that Did you see that girl was a fit bird Chris you
00:23:12
Devon Kopete
Okay. okay. I'm sorry. I was like, well, uh,
00:23:17
Hovid
It's like if John, if you cornered me after long legs, she's like, see that girl, she's really hot man. I'd be like, I didn't have that feeling watching that movie.
00:23:24
Devon Kopete
anyway.
00:23:24
slimeballsteve
okay
00:23:28
Hovid
so wasn't That was my first priority Did you see did you see nickels cage you see what he looked like how could I focus on anything?
00:23:33
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:23:33
fart souls
i Did you see that there on there?
00:23:42
fart souls
I mean Ickles Cage wasn't too bad either. you
00:23:44
Hovid
Oh God
00:23:47
Devon Kopete
Just very like a front like I mean, did you see him?
00:23:49
fart souls
a
00:23:51
Devon Kopete
No, I cannot focus on anything else. Well, listen, Chris, that reminded me of something I saw that really made me think about my juices flowing mentally.
00:23:58
Hovid
Yes.
00:24:01
Hovid
Okay.
00:24:04
Devon Kopete
The 2012 Adam Sandler film, that's my boy with Andy Sandberg.
00:24:10
Hovid
Do you enjoy making fun of yourself?
00:24:10
Devon Kopete
I watched that.
00:24:13
Devon Kopete
Well, to be fair, and I'm gonna rightly blame this one on Jenny.
00:24:17
slimeballsteve
can i Can I jump in after this? Cause I got one because i it it's our like movies we're allowed to talk about.
00:24:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And trust me, and trust me, trust me, this is gonna be real quick.
00:24:21
Hovid
but Sitting on this one for a while.
00:24:25
Devon Kopete
This is gonna be real quick, but ah you know, we made dinner, we were just hanging in, and I was like, hey, kind I kinda wanna watch a movie. Like, I don't really wanna watch a show. Like, let's just watch a movie.
00:24:36
Devon Kopete
He's like, yeah, let's watch like a comedy. Okay, and we're looking up like, the Sydney Sweeney thing with that that one, the other comedy about with Jennifer Lawrence.
00:24:51
Devon Kopete
Like, you know, I'm not saying these are highbrow stuff, but just something that she's like, oh, what about That's My Boy? And I was like, what? And we watch it. And the very first joke and the main joke of the movie is about Adam Sandler as a 14 year old having sex with this teacher and how cool it is.
00:25:06
fart souls
It's a fart joke.
00:25:11
Devon Kopete
And you know, it's just it's a bad movie, but I will say About three quarters of the way in once I just got rid of all of it and I was like, I'm just gonna watch this this stupid Adam.
00:25:22
fart souls
It was fun. You had fun with it.
00:25:23
Devon Kopete
It was fun. Yeah, it wasn't that I laughed I chuckled a few times Probably yeah, probably Let's let's all calm down guys but uh
00:25:27
fart souls
It was like Hoobies Halloween. Hoobies Halloween.
00:25:30
Hovid
No, not as good. Not as good as you'd be Halloween.
00:25:32
slimeballsteve
Nobody can top Hubie's Halloween.
00:25:35
Hovid
Sorry. It's important.
00:25:37
fart souls
Yeah, on a scale from from who these Halloween to uncut gems like where would you put this?
00:25:42
Devon Kopete
This is definitely closer to Yubi's Halloween than anything else.
00:25:42
slimeballsteve
Yeah, on the Sandler.
00:25:47
fart souls
ah call this or no Is that what this is worse movie what is an assailant's worst movie you think like objective
00:25:48
Devon Kopete
Yeah, a lot closer.
00:25:53
Devon Kopete
I think it's Jack and Jill. Like, it's gotta be. It's like...
00:25:56
Hovid
That's what everybody says, is is Jack and Jill.
00:25:56
Devon Kopete
Jack and Jill's real... I've seen clips of it. I think I...
00:25:59
slimeballsteve
That's Dunkuccino, right?
00:26:00
Hovid
It's Dunkachino, baby.
00:26:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:26:02
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
00:26:02
Devon Kopete
Like, it just made everybody...
00:26:03
Hovid
Al Pacino, Dunkachino.
00:26:05
Devon Kopete
It made everybody really stupid. And like this is and I'm not trying to like be a a pearl collector or anything like that, but I was like, yeah, there's a lot of.
00:26:16
Devon Kopete
There's a lot of jokes in here that just like fucking do not translate well at all, man. ah But like, fuck it, whatever. It's Adam Sandler habit of having like a fine time.
00:26:26
slimeballsteve
It's Adam Sandler.
00:26:29
Devon Kopete
So click.
00:26:30
slimeballsteve
Devin.
00:26:31
Devon Kopete
But anyway, um'm I'm going to I'm dribbling and I'm passing and passing.
00:26:31
slimeballsteve
Devin, pass me the ball. Pass me the ball.
00:26:33
Hovid
Shit would you watch?
00:26:34
slimeballsteve
All right, pass me the ball. All right. So I watched Mr. Wright starring Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell. And this is a movie that is entirely based on how charming Sam Rockwell is.
00:26:48
Hovid
He's very charming man
00:26:49
slimeballsteve
He is so charming and charismatic that they have decided to make an action romance ah about it.
00:26:56
Devon Kopete
Mm hmm.
00:26:57
slimeballsteve
And it it was it I am just reminded, why don't we have more Sam Rockwell? Where is Sam Rockwell?
00:27:02
Devon Kopete
Well, we we literally had our guile like this year and no one saw it and it was really bad.
00:27:08
slimeballsteve
I mean, that's that's the thing.
00:27:09
Hovid
Well, he was he he was he won an a Academy Award and then he was nominated for another one for Jojo, right?
00:27:10
Devon Kopete
It was.
00:27:10
slimeballsteve
That's the thing.
00:27:13
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:27:17
Hovid
Then he wasn't he not a best supporting actor?
00:27:17
Devon Kopete
I think so, I think so.
00:27:19
slimeballsteve
She was in JoJo Bazaar Adventure?
00:27:21
Hovid
Yes, yes, he wants the animate Jojo Jojo Rabbit.
00:27:22
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah.
00:27:22
slimeballsteve
He was JoJo?
00:27:26
slimeballsteve
JoJo Rabbit.
00:27:28
Hovid
um He was great in fucking Jojo Rabbit.
00:27:28
fart souls
Mmm.
00:27:31
slimeballsteve
He was, he was.
00:27:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he's awesome. That movie's great. I love that movie.
00:27:33
Hovid
um I just think, yeah, he he picked ah he picked the stinker this year.
00:27:33
Devon Kopete
Just in general.
00:27:37
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's just, you know, I was like, oh, this is like of all the years to say that it's it's a pretty legitimate claim except for this year because yeah.
00:27:38
Hovid
It happens.
00:27:44
Hovid
Yeah, it's that one was rough.
00:27:46
slimeballsteve
Because he puts little dances in all his movies.
00:27:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:27:49
Hovid
He's a hell of a dancer, isn't he?
00:27:50
slimeballsteve
He's a hell of a dancer, and you know what but what? Where did we as a society go wrong to not make him up there with ah Robert Downey Jr.?
00:28:02
Hovid
I'll tell you what where ah Mr.
00:28:02
slimeballsteve
Or...
00:28:03
Devon Kopete
He's an Iron Man too.
00:28:03
Hovid
Kevin Feige, Mr. Kevin Feige, who didn't put him in another fucking movie is Justin Hammer because he was the best Iron Man villain ever ever.
00:28:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he's, uh, he's wonderful.
00:28:13
slimeballsteve
You know what? He would have been a fantastic Dr. Doom.
00:28:16
Devon Kopete
Was Mr.
00:28:16
slimeballsteve
Little Dr. Doom doing a dance.
00:28:17
Devon Kopete
Wright, was Mr.
00:28:18
Hovid
a
00:28:19
Devon Kopete
Wright a good movie, Steve?
00:28:20
slimeballsteve
um Mr. Wright is a delightful little movie I think if you sat down with Jenny to watch that you two would be a Twitter with the This with the with the with the the jokes and the goofin and the shooting because he is a hit man But he he he kills the people who put out the hits He's own
00:28:26
Devon Kopete
What would be nice laughing?
00:28:40
Hovid
Oh boy.
00:28:41
Devon Kopete
I mean, listen, it's an easy, it's an easy, yeah. She loves ah seven psychopaths, so.
00:28:45
Hovid
I feel like Anna Kendrick did that movie, but did a serious version of it and it's called the accountant.
00:28:51
slimeballsteve
You might be right.
00:28:52
Hovid
yeah
00:28:52
Devon Kopete
but By the way, I've never seen the accountant, but apparently she's, or apparently they're making a sequel that got green on it.
00:28:59
Hovid
Why to that the hell's that Affleck figure out your divorce first.
00:29:01
Devon Kopete
Hey, hey. Hey.
00:29:05
Hovid
Okay, bud.
00:29:06
Devon Kopete
I think that's why he's doing the accountant, too.
00:29:07
Hovid
That's why he's doing it. he goodnna They're not even speaking on the phone, Devin.
00:29:09
Devon Kopete
Like shit, I think I have to. Hey, drop birth loss.
00:29:13
slimeballsteve
If I'm not even speaking.
00:29:15
Devon Kopete
I'm really glad you see the same headlines I am. I'm like, oh, okay.
00:29:18
fart souls
you
00:29:20
Hovid
Yeah, I guess my will. I don't want to know this stuff. It's thrust in my face.
00:29:25
Devon Kopete
Now you do. Hey, I heard he's an accountant that's slightly autistic or something.
00:29:27
Hovid
God damn it.
00:29:30
Devon Kopete
I've never seen.
00:29:30
Hovid
Yeah, he's he's very artistic to the point where you're like, oh, oh, woof.
00:29:33
Devon Kopete
yeah Yeah, puzzles or something. Doesn't he? He's like putting puzzles together a lot of.
00:29:38
Hovid
He's got a bar that he rubs on his leg all the time.
00:29:42
slimeballsteve
Like a bar of soap?
00:29:43
Devon Kopete
All right, good enough.
00:29:44
Hovid
That's a big like rolling pin and he rubs it on his leg and he smacks his leg with it every once in a while I'm gonna tell you this Steve if that's the case, he's he's the most autistic dough I've ever seen in my life and I think he goes a little too hard in the paint in That movie to be perfectly honest as a character said in Tropic Thunder.
00:29:46
slimeballsteve
Oh.
00:29:50
slimeballsteve
What if at the end of the movie it's revealed that he's actually just made of dough. He's like bread and he's trying to keep himself in a human form.
00:29:54
Devon Kopete
Oh, he's he's just secretly clay face. Oh, my.
00:30:04
fart souls
Thank
00:30:10
Devon Kopete
the
00:30:12
fart souls
you.
00:30:12
Hovid
He goes to our word.
00:30:15
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he goes full. Yeah, he goes full.
00:30:16
Hovid
Yeah, yes.
00:30:17
slimeballsteve
a
00:30:18
Devon Kopete
I don't want to get full.
00:30:19
slimeballsteve
I'm sorry, I believe Dr. Doom said that.
00:30:21
Devon Kopete
That makes sense.
00:30:21
Hovid
Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:30:23
Devon Kopete
That makes sense. Steve, can you pass it back to me real quick?
00:30:26
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dribble, dribble, dribble. I'm gonna do a little thing between my legs and I'm gonna bounce pass over to Deb.
00:30:28
Hovid
Yeah, actually, it's gonna, it's gonna be a little double play.
00:30:28
Devon Kopete
ah OK, OK.
00:30:32
Hovid
I mean, then with the ball here.
00:30:33
Devon Kopete
Yes, yes. But before the double play, I'm going to style a little bit.
00:30:36
Hovid
Oh, okay.
00:30:38
Devon Kopete
I saw a movie.
00:30:39
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
00:30:40
Devon Kopete
Not to be confused with this 90s film, I saw this movie called Ravenous.
00:30:45
fart souls
Great movie.
00:30:45
Devon Kopete
It's 2017, 2017 film Ravenous.
00:30:48
Hovid
Oh, not not the good one.
00:30:48
slimeballsteve
not Not the 90s one.
00:30:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah, not the 90s one yet.
00:30:50
fart souls
Wait what? It's not the one about cannibalism?
00:30:53
Devon Kopete
No, sort of, but no. ah Different movie, same name. This is a movie, it's essentially a movie that takes place in the Canadian wilderness, Quebec.
00:31:00
fart souls
and
00:31:05
Devon Kopete
where everybody's French.
00:31:07
fart souls
re
00:31:07
Devon Kopete
So it's a French film, or French people, I should pose.
00:31:08
fart souls
rebe web
00:31:12
Devon Kopete
And it's, ah it's a kind of a standard zombie movie a little bit. ah But it does this thing that I actually found to be pretty interesting, where
00:31:23
Hovid
covers all the zombies in Maple Syrup.
00:31:24
Devon Kopete
It covers all those zombies and maples.
00:31:25
slimeballsteve
Mmm.
00:31:28
Devon Kopete
No, but it like it kind of starts off like, OK, like the zombie apocalypse happened, you know, like this is just whatever. And it kind of like immediately starts off with like four different perspectives, like, oh, this kid who just buried his parents and now he's just wandering off this ah guy who's just like, you know, kind of just hanging out with his buddies and with some sort of like militia group.
00:31:38
slimeballsteve
Mm-hmm.
00:31:51
Devon Kopete
Uh, this woman who's like in a business super, she just like violently just kills every kind of zombie that she finds and all that. Uh, and then they all meet pretty quickly. And then like near the end of the movie, it's kind of like all their plot points, almost kind of in a way get resolved.
00:32:08
Devon Kopete
in a sort of kind of interesting way. It's nothing great, but it was just it kept my attention for sure. It was on Netflix. It is probably a little too long, but anyway, that was me styling a little bit.
00:32:26
Devon Kopete
But yeah, now for the double play, I'm just going to kind of pass through my legs to Chris because oh, oh, it is.
00:32:32
Hovid
Set me up.
00:32:32
fart souls
And I'm going to intercept the ball and I know I just, I just, I just, uh, well real quick.
00:32:34
slimeballsteve
Oh, John Interception!
00:32:34
Hovid
Oh, shit.
00:32:37
Devon Kopete
Roll in that, roll in G20.
00:32:38
fart souls
Yeah. Real quick. I, uh, I had eight hours to kill Chicago my last day and I ended up seeing that deadpool Wolverine again. And it's.
00:32:47
Hovid
Still good.
00:32:48
fart souls
It's still good, but it doesn't hit as hard like the joke.
00:32:50
slimeballsteve
The cameos and surprises.
00:32:52
fart souls
Yeah. Like some, like some of the jokes and stuff is still, still hit really hard, but like I can see, I guess why some people think it's like, objectively not a great movie, but I still thought it was fun second time.
00:33:07
slimeballsteve
That's fair. What do you think, what do you think was the strongest moment of the movie seeing it the second time?
00:33:07
Hovid
yeah i think
00:33:08
fart souls
I would see it again.
00:33:13
fart souls
What do you mean, like?
00:33:15
slimeballsteve
Like the movie that's still just like got you howling or like enjoying it.
00:33:17
fart souls
I think that I did the the montage of him hunting through the Wolverines, I think is still is still really good.
00:33:24
Hovid
Yeah,
00:33:24
slimeballsteve
Okay.
00:33:25
Hovid
I think that's my favorite.
00:33:25
fart souls
Like, that's like a really, really good part.
00:33:25
slimeballsteve
That is very good.
00:33:28
fart souls
But like the whole like a Sandra Nova like void storyline is like it's kind of like meh, you know, it's not great.
00:33:32
Hovid
It's not good. It's not good.
00:33:35
fart souls
Yeah, it's not good. It's not great. But, um.
00:33:36
Hovid
I think the majority of the Wolverine stuff works because Hugh Jackman is great.
00:33:41
fart souls
Yeah, that yeah, he is really good.
00:33:42
Hovid
you know He's still a good actor.
00:33:45
fart souls
Yeah.
00:33:45
slimeballsteve
Dude, the car scenes, you pointed that out, John, where it's like he's like the goat of car scenes.
00:33:45
Hovid
But you're right.
00:33:47
Devon Kopete
Thank
00:33:48
fart souls
Yes, it's so good. Why is he so good at car seats?
00:33:53
Devon Kopete
you.
00:33:54
fart souls
Like I don't understand.
00:33:55
Hovid
There's something about like that pin-up emotion that he always seems to have in those scenes.
00:33:58
slimeballsteve
Pen up, small space, and it's just, you can't avoid it. You can't like walk around, like across a room to like diffuse it. And he just is like carries that so good.
00:34:08
fart souls
Oh, Dogpool. Dogpool is still the best character in the home movie still.
00:34:11
slimeballsteve
Oh, 10 out of 10.
00:34:13
Hovid
one one One of my favorite scenes in Logan is is's just him destroying the truck because it won't start.
00:34:18
Devon Kopete
Hehehe.
00:34:19
slimeballsteve
ah
00:34:20
Hovid
like it he's like I remember it's like they shot his, what's your name?
00:34:21
fart souls
Yeah.
00:34:25
fart souls
Yeah,
00:34:28
slimeballsteve
like twenty three
00:34:29
Hovid
X23, and it's like it's over her shoulder and he's in the background like, fuck, shit, fucking shit.
00:34:30
slimeballsteve
x23 He's just like wailing on it Perfect
00:34:35
fart souls
he's just going, yeah. he's He's straight fighter two in the car.
00:34:40
Hovid
I fucking love that so much. very, very human thing, a very human movie for Wolverine.
00:34:49
slimeballsteve
I need to watch that again. I need to.
00:34:51
Hovid
That's quite good, isn't it?
00:34:51
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:34:52
Hovid
It's great, actually. um yeah I Yeah, me and Devin also saw a film together a little late, a little Monday late.
00:34:59
Devon Kopete
Mm-hmm.
00:34:59
slimeballsteve
ah
00:34:59
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:35:00
slimeballsteve
oh
00:35:01
Devon Kopete
Recursors are fine. I was like, we're going to sit between a C.
00:35:02
Hovid
a
00:35:06
Devon Kopete
We're going to have to see.
00:35:09
Hovid
We saw
00:35:09
slimeballsteve
Wow, you really walking Phoenix to Devon.
00:35:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I left.
00:35:11
Hovid
Yeah, dude, why don't you fucking just suck my dick?
00:35:14
Devon Kopete
I left five minutes before the movie started. I said, I'm done.
00:35:17
Hovid
suck my day bavin come on um We went to go see cuckoo Which was a good movie I I wouldn't go Hell no no
00:35:27
Devon Kopete
Yes.
00:35:28
slimeballsteve
Okay.
00:35:29
fart souls
was it better real quick was a better than long legs or no okay so i'm not even close
00:35:33
Devon Kopete
No.
00:35:35
Devon Kopete
I actually think I liked it less the more I was thinking about it.
00:35:39
Hovid
Yeah, I think I agree with you, Devin.
00:35:39
Devon Kopete
Uh, because I was like thinking about the parents.
00:35:40
Hovid
I think there is...
00:35:43
slimeballsteve
We're talking about cuckoo, right?
00:35:44
Hovid
cuckoo, yeah.
00:35:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I was thinking about the parents and I was like, what the fuck?
00:35:45
slimeballsteve
Okay.
00:35:48
Devon Kopete
Nothing.
00:35:49
slimeballsteve
What is the premise here of cuckoo?
00:35:49
Devon Kopete
Nothing happened with his parents.
00:35:51
Hovid
Well, Steve, I i am i will try.
00:35:51
slimeballsteve
I'm familiar.
00:35:54
Devon Kopete
with
00:35:54
slimeballsteve
Oh, it's one of these movies, okay. All right.
00:35:58
Hovid
Devon is not wrong. I feel like a lot of the plot is kind of sacrificed and in turn for just weird vibes and making you feel strange. I think characters are kind of sacrificed as well for just a ah plain a weird film. And it's kind of like most great horror movies, a mystery where you're trying to figure out exactly what's going on and why this thing is out in the woods.
00:36:27
Hovid
hypnotizing people yeah so that's a big part of this movie I agree that was done really well maybe if it was
00:36:29
slimeballsteve
Hypnotizing.
00:36:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah, in a very cool way, like. I'm going to say the thing I hate, but I'm still going to say it. I was like, if this was a TV show, I'd be so much more interested, like. Like, I'm not saying like the format of the movie, but just the plots and everything. I was like, dude, like, because it's like they're being hypnotized, but it's like a time loop.
00:36:57
Hovid
If it was like a mini series, like a longer...
00:36:59
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, like a six episode mini or something like that.
00:37:01
Hovid
Yeah, that I think you're right. I think you would have had a more fulfilling plot that was a little bit more conge old congealed than this is.
00:37:10
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:37:11
Hovid
um I think it's tight, but it sacrifices a lot to be tight. and
00:37:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah, under two hours, which I am always kind of into, I'll be honest at this point.
00:37:24
Hovid
Yeah, me too. I agree. I think um i think it went it was a little too complex for its own good. I think the great thing about Long Legs is it, but looking at it from the outside, not really delving into the specifics, it's kind of a simple film.
00:37:38
Hovid
It's not really that complicated of a movie, ah but it gets the atmosphere right and it gets the unsettling nature of it and it's directed to perfection.
00:37:41
slimeballsteve
Mm hmm.
00:37:49
Hovid
um I do think this movie is well-directed though. I just don't think,
00:37:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:37:54
Hovid
It's as simple as long legs and I think that's a problem.
00:37:57
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's it's a little over complicated. And the fact is, is like.
00:38:04
Hovid
It felt like the concept was written and they were like, oh no, we need to build around that.
00:38:04
Devon Kopete
It's just kind of the reasons like, isn't it crazy? And I'm like, yeah, like there's some crazy shit going on, but it's like, but like, I don't know what's happening. Like you need a little bit of context.
00:38:14
Hovid
it felt if it felt like the concept was written and they were like oh no we need to build around that like that they Tried and it was like yeah, they did an okay job with that um It's just I feel like the movies missing a little connective tissue with the plot I feel like the performance is really good.
00:38:33
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:38:35
Hovid
I feel like the lead actress is great. I don't know her name She's great Yeah, she's she's so she's really genuine I
00:38:39
Devon Kopete
Oh, fuck. Yes, she's from um Euphoria, Heather something.
00:38:51
Hovid
She felt like Heather Shafer, Hunter Shafer.
00:38:51
Devon Kopete
Heather Shafer, I'm sorry, Hunter, Hunter Shafer. Yeah, yeah.
00:38:55
Hovid
She's great in this. And and Dan Stevens, is that his name?
00:38:59
Devon Kopete
Yes, he's. I wish this guy would blow up in the biggest way, like.
00:39:03
fart souls
The Beast.
00:39:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah, like.
00:39:05
Hovid
I like him in just about everything I see him in.
00:39:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he's he's one of those guys like he don't think he's been bad in anything. But he just.
00:39:15
Hovid
He really didn't have much to work with here too. I think there's a lot.
00:39:18
Devon Kopete
No, just German, just have a German accent.
00:39:20
Hovid
Yeah, that's really it.
00:39:22
Devon Kopete
Just.
00:39:23
Hovid
The flute shit is really, it's weird.
00:39:27
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:39:27
Hovid
And I like it quite a bit. um I don't know if that was his thing or the director's thing, but I think it's part of the story.
00:39:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I think that is what is like.
00:39:35
Hovid
So it's probably in the script.
00:39:38
Devon Kopete
I guess I have to just get to the point where I'm like, oh, he's a weird guy. It's like, oh, he's like seemingly is really talented. I think I think he's just a weird dude.
00:39:50
Hovid
That's fine. You know, I think you can, you can make a pretty successful career out of that.
00:39:50
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Like how remember how long it took us to kind of just accept the Viggo Morton since a super weirdo, though, we're like, oh, it's Aragorn is like, no, he's a weirdo dude like he's a.
00:40:01
Hovid
I think it makes for good actors. Like I, e I, and it makes for interesting projects because the actors will choose things that are like against the grain a little bit.
00:40:04
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:40:12
Hovid
Um, but there are some people that are talking about the recent horror movies that have been coming out having like very little plot. of being more atmosphere and unsettling and not really focusing on character development or anything. And I like people are complaining about it. I'm like, I don't know if I don't if I hate that. Like I think horror movies are legitimately one of the few genres that can get away with me. A movie that's atmosphere first and unsettling. And those ones tend to work really well, like long legs.
00:40:47
Hovid
And I can't say, like, I don't want that anymore. I think they work fine.
00:40:54
Hovid
It's just, you gotta know what you're getting into, I think, maybe, before...
00:40:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah, my definitely cougars are definitely worth your time for sure yeah Yeah
00:41:01
Hovid
I think so too. I think so too. I don't know if it's worth going to a movie theater to see, though. I wouldn't say that.
00:41:09
Hovid
That's me, though.
00:41:11
Devon Kopete
Uh, yeah. Also I saw, I'd been watching Batman Cape Crusader.
00:41:15
Hovid
I watch that too.
00:41:16
slimeballsteve
I need to check this out. I heard John, John, you. were
00:41:19
fart souls
I really liked it, yeah, a lot.
00:41:19
Devon Kopete
John really liked it. Chris, or did you, I have like two left.
00:41:21
Hovid
I finished it.
00:41:24
Hovid
I think it's incredibly ambitious.
00:41:27
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:41:27
Hovid
like i i think one of the like A cartoon animated shows have been so good this year. There's very few that I've seen that I haven't liked quite a bit, to be honest.
00:41:37
Devon Kopete
Mhmm.
00:41:40
Hovid
It's like Invincible. The only thing I really heard Invincible was The Break. And then there's of course X-Men 97, which I think obviously is still the best.
00:41:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:41:49
Hovid
But I really love this. I think they get a lot of things right. I love the 40s aesthetic to everything.
00:41:56
fart souls
Yeah, and the noir like there's a lot.
00:41:57
Hovid
um ah Extremely noir, detective forward mysteries, cool villains.
00:41:59
fart souls
It's like really in noir like the uh And he's just like he's like fucking fighting ghosts and fucking Vampires, I mean not like traditional vampires or whatever but like they're just like
00:42:12
Hovid
Vampires. Yeah, that one.
00:42:17
Devon Kopete
You know what's weird, like that?
00:42:19
fart souls
We're just going to make the fucking detective comics. so We're actually going to make the detective comics so of the of the of the Golden Age of of Batman and just like modernize it. And it's like really good, I think.
00:42:31
Devon Kopete
I'll be honest, i that ghost episode really turned me off. I did not like that one.
00:42:35
Hovid
No, you didn't like that?
00:42:36
fart souls
youreinated urinated yeah You're You're.
00:42:37
Devon Kopete
I honestly, cause it's like, I was waiting for kind of like the Scooby Doo of it all, right? I was like, Oh, how is this going to make sense? And they're like, no, it's a ghost. And I was like, that's lazy.
00:42:48
fart souls
You're crazy.
00:42:49
Devon Kopete
I was like, that's just lazy.
00:42:50
Hovid
I disagree.
00:42:50
Devon Kopete
And I'm not saying I'm not saying it's like that's the actual reason is they're lazy, but I don't I like Batman for the somewhat groundedness.
00:42:51
Hovid
I disagree.
00:42:52
fart souls
You're crazy.
00:43:01
Devon Kopete
And the fact that they're like, it's a ghost in episode four, like straight up is I was like, OK.
00:43:05
Hovid
I, be honest, I think it sets a itself apart with that.
00:43:07
fart souls
I thought it was awesome.
00:43:10
slimeballsteve
If it's going for that Golden Age like aesthetic, because it's like early on in like Batman's like comics, like he's fighting like vampires and stuff.
00:43:11
fart souls
Yeah. That's what it is. That's what it is.
00:43:14
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:43:18
fart souls
he Yeah, he's just like yeah, he's fucking fighting Dracula and shit like It's not Steve it's not fair that was just being unreasonable.
00:43:22
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I guess that's also maybe not the Batman I like that much, to be fair.
00:43:22
Hovid
I think, I think what it, what it, what what it, what it holds true is that Batman, I think with this,
00:43:25
slimeballsteve
That's fair.
00:43:31
fart souls
He's being unreasonable Yeah
00:43:32
Hovid
With this show does more than anything. It's just Batman is a very dark character that deals with scary things like scary monsters and there sometimes they're human.
00:43:43
Hovid
Sometimes they're not like it's more about the the feel of the darkness that surrounds Batman.
00:43:50
slimeballsteve
Sometimes you need a monster to fight a monster.
00:43:52
fart souls
there some There's like one there's one thing that kind of turned me off in the beginning.
00:43:53
Hovid
Yeah, kind of.
00:43:57
fart souls
And it was that Bruce was calling Alfred Pennyworth, but it comes full circle. I think it was in that episode, that ghost episode.
00:44:04
Hovid
Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
00:44:07
fart souls
And and I'm was just like, oh, OK. That's why. Because he's like still kind of new at this, and like he's still not really, he doesn't really have a relationship with Alfred yet.
00:44:13
Hovid
Yeah.
00:44:16
slimeballsteve
And you were saying that these episodes are like one shots though, right?
00:44:16
Hovid
Any.
00:44:19
fart souls
Draw one shot to you.
00:44:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah, there's some free line, but yeah.
00:44:20
slimeballsteve
But like, I guess like the relationship goes through.
00:44:23
Hovid
I think he truly resents like you see this in some Batman media and they i of course have done it before, but he truly resents being Bruce Wayne. Like he doesn't like putting on airs.
00:44:36
Hovid
Like it feels like there's a current run of a Batman. That's currently, I was seeing about on YouTube where he's, he wants to get rid of Bruce Wayne, Batman. Like he wants to kill him off and he just wants to go full into being Batman.
00:44:47
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:44:47
fart souls
Yeah.
00:44:48
slimeballsteve
Okay.
00:44:52
Hovid
And Alfred is always like, is that a good idea? Like you, that maybe that's not, you should, you should keep that. Cause he's like trying to keep him grounded in reality a little bit.
00:45:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:45:01
Hovid
So he just go off the deep end.
00:45:02
fart souls
Yeah, because then he loses then he loses it all like he loses he loses sight of it all, like why he's even doing stuff like this in the first place.
00:45:05
Hovid
Right.
00:45:10
Hovid
And that's cool that they're doing this now because it's like the beginning. It's his first couple of years out. And yeah, you're like seeing him trying to decide if he should stay as Batman or Bruce Wayne.
00:45:23
Hovid
And there's a scene at the end where you're like, oh shit, he just did something that Batman doesn't do.
00:45:29
fart souls
Yeah.
00:45:31
Hovid
And I was, here's the thing, I was kind of, I kind of thought he was gonna do it.
00:45:31
Devon Kopete
It's always what I liked about.
00:45:35
Hovid
I thought he was gonna pull the trigger on it and he didn't.
00:45:36
fart souls
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:40
Hovid
And I was like, oh, okay.
00:45:40
fart souls
Oh, man.
00:45:43
Devon Kopete
I will say I'm apparently I'm an episode before like the really good one, the one everybody talks about.
00:45:43
fart souls
What was your.
00:45:49
Devon Kopete
I haven't seen that one.
00:45:49
fart souls
Which one the.
00:45:50
Devon Kopete
The Robin episode, I guess.
00:45:53
fart souls
Oh, yeah, yeah, see yeah, that's I mean, it's not. Is that what you you read? Like, it's just like it's about Robin.
00:45:58
Devon Kopete
ah You had talked, you had said something, yeah, it was just like, you were like, oh, episode eight's like really crazy good.
00:46:00
fart souls
No.
00:46:04
Devon Kopete
And then a lot of people are talking about that episode. And I was like, okay, I guess this is like,
00:46:09
fart souls
Yeah, there's just like there's references, but it's I don't it's not really Robin, I don't think.
00:46:13
Devon Kopete
okay, I don't know, it's just, yeah, I don't know.
00:46:14
Hovid
No, no, I.
00:46:15
fart souls
But the the concept, the concept of that of that episode, they want Paul Denny wanted to do in the original. Batman, the animated series, and they fucking said, no, you can't.
00:46:27
fart souls
It's too it's too dark.
00:46:27
Hovid
o I get the and I get the and I get the feeling that that is the majority of these episodes are kind of the things that they wrote that were too dark.
00:46:29
fart souls
We're banning this idea from doing it, which I think is really interesting.
00:46:37
fart souls
Yeah, like kind of like that, that that were too dark because it is a very dark show.
00:46:42
Hovid
Sure is.
00:46:42
fart souls
Like it's extremely dark.
00:46:43
Hovid
Sure is.
00:46:46
fart souls
um Like and you you pick up on that.
00:46:46
Devon Kopete
Okay.
00:46:47
Hovid
And I think.
00:46:48
fart souls
like I think episode two is where you're like, OK.
00:46:50
Hovid
Two is the one that does it, but the Firebug episode where he's watching children on fire, walking, playing basketball on the street and you're like, whoa, this is cool, man.
00:46:52
fart souls
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:47:00
fart souls
Yeah.
00:47:02
Hovid
I think I like that.
00:47:02
fart souls
Yeah.
00:47:04
Hovid
I like that quite a bit and. It's just some of the creative choices of like having the really close extreme close ups of his face. Firebug when he's looking at the kids on fire, like, Oh, it's creepy.
00:47:14
fart souls
Yeah.
00:47:17
Hovid
It really works.
00:47:18
fart souls
The Harley Quinn stuff is like really dark, too, and woo.
00:47:21
Hovid
Yo, it's something I did not expect at all.
00:47:21
Devon Kopete
you
00:47:25
fart souls
Dude, yeah, I yeah, this show is really good, man. Really good.
00:47:29
Hovid
It's I feel like this is the groundwork of I think the next season would should be better, you know.
00:47:34
fart souls
I hope there's another one, but it's not.
00:47:35
slimeballsteve
Mm.
00:47:36
fart souls
They're not even they don't even like their own fucking publisher doesn't even like it enough to put it on its own fucking platform. It's got to be on Amazon.
00:47:44
Hovid
That's right, I forgot about that.
00:47:45
fart souls
So that that's that's the thing that that's the thing that's where I'm like, I don't know if we're going to get another season unless like unless it really takes off, then they're going to put it all on Max, probably.
00:47:50
Hovid
see and and The sad thing is, I don't think it has anything to do with its quality. I think it's just because it's animated, because for some reason.
00:47:59
fart souls
Yeah.
00:48:00
Devon Kopete
animated on HBO.
00:48:02
Hovid
I yeah did. They don't. Well, it has a lot of hates animated shit.
00:48:05
slimeballsteve
Dude, he literally shut down the Cartoon Network website.
00:48:07
fart souls
Why does he suck?
00:48:09
slimeballsteve
It's gone.
00:48:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's a good quote. Why do you suck?
00:48:11
slimeballsteve
He killed it.
00:48:12
Hovid
I don't know. I don't know why he sucks. I think he's planning on cutting that company apart and selling parts of it off. That's what I think his job is. And it's sad. That's pretty sad.
00:48:24
Hovid
but
00:48:25
fart souls
I know what Devin's real problem is. with the show it's he doesn't like black commissioner Gordon he hates he hates that Jim Gordon's black i be honest maybe that's maybe that's a soft homage to the original animated series too you know
00:48:32
Devon Kopete
the He looks he looks a little Middle Eastern to me. That's.
00:48:37
Hovid
Well, I personally love that everyone's built like a brick fucking shit house in the show. That is my favorite thing.
00:48:43
Devon Kopete
Actually, actually, you know.
00:48:48
Hovid
Yeah, that's true.
00:48:50
Devon Kopete
I mean, wait.
00:48:50
Hovid
Everybody's huge.
00:48:52
Devon Kopete
I mean, if this is a spoiler, we don't have to get into it, but like it just really does it means that like.
00:48:57
Hovid
My toy is built like a refrigerator.
00:48:59
Devon Kopete
Yeah, no shit. Well, like they kind of ah seem like they're going for like another like Barbara Barbara Gordon Bruce Wayne thing. And I'm like, dude, what is Bruce Timbs fucking deal with this?
00:49:10
slimeballsteve
It has never worked, don't try.
00:49:11
fart souls
Yeah, I don't know I don't know yeah Is yeah, he's like he's like dipping his toe in there to see if it if it hits No, I don't think so because we got Selena Kyle baby that was a good episode too Hell yeah
00:49:11
Devon Kopete
It's it's never worked and he won't let it go. And he always is a I'm not I'm not saying like it's a huge factor, but you can definitely tell he's like planting seeds. And I don't.
00:49:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And it's like, bro, you try this and everyone fucking hated it. but
00:49:30
Hovid
Yeah, that's where I was like, you got a thick ass Lena Kyle running around. Hell, yeah.
00:49:36
fart souls
ah Christina Christina Ricci is her voice actor.
00:49:39
Hovid
Yeah, she's good.
00:49:39
fart souls
I believe right There's there's some there's a bunch of voice actors in this shit The penguin Osvaldo penguin, I love that shit I love yeah I love that the and I love the shade kids and I love that all the fucking like
00:49:40
Devon Kopete
Oh, I was gonna say that sounded very familiar I could not please
00:49:46
Hovid
Mini driver playing Mrs. Penguin. Yeah. As Voma with the ugliest looking kids.
00:49:55
Devon Kopete
I actually, that I really loved.
00:49:57
Hovid
I'd need to.
00:49:57
Devon Kopete
I love that. And I love that she had kids, you know?
00:50:04
fart souls
mobsters and like dirty cops are like trying to fuck her just because of her stature like that's a really cool angle I think to take with that and and a lot of the fucking you know anti-woke people like don't get it and we're like they're like dude come on like you flip this you flip you if you flip the genders around like it makes perfect sense but when you when you don't do it that way like the traditional way you know like I don't know
00:50:08
Hovid
Yeah, that's awesome.
00:50:13
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:50:19
Hovid
You kind of freshen it up, man.
00:50:30
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:50:32
fart souls
Like, if you if if it was regular male penguin, like, you know, it would be it would it would make more sense, too, that way.
00:50:37
Hovid
kinda hum-drummed though, you know? Like not as interesting as something like this.
00:50:39
fart souls
Yeah. Right. I like i love Oswalda penguin and her boys.
00:50:44
Hovid
I think they made good choices on most of the villains too. I think like different directions. Because I really like Harvey Dent being like slimy, kinda like Saul Goodman.
00:50:52
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:50:53
fart souls
Yeah.
00:50:54
Devon Kopete
Mm hmm.
00:50:55
fart souls
Yeah, not um not traditional, like,
00:50:59
Hovid
Like righteous, like I wanna fix the system.
00:51:00
fart souls
like really, really awesome, really awesome Harvey dent that that is just as him losing half his face ruins him, you know.
00:51:08
Hovid
Yeah, like this one is, it's been kind of shitty since the beginning, you know?
00:51:11
fart souls
Yeah, yeah.
00:51:13
Hovid
And everybody knows it and they just like, well, it's Harvey.
00:51:15
fart souls
He's shitty, but he still kind of takes the right route in the end a little bit.
00:51:18
Hovid
Right. Right. Right.
00:51:20
fart souls
So he is also very two faced before he even becomes two faced, which is real, which is really cool.
00:51:21
Hovid
it
00:51:24
Hovid
Exactly. And that's what I didn't get so much from Big Bad Harv. Like that's silly. That's such a silly thing.
00:51:32
slimeballsteve
That is a very silly thing.
00:51:34
Hovid
And it's like oh, it's like this thing that's revealed in his therapy and it's always there like ah Like that's the parts the animated series some of it is little little silly Yeah, exactly like you It is I Listen even the two-parter for two faces good like I'm not saying it's bad I just think that one aspect of the characters really kind of silly
00:51:43
slimeballsteve
Dude, that's just that Flanders episode.
00:51:47
fart souls
I'm not gonna lie though, the original the original anime series Clayface episode like really is really scary. like that's an a That's an actual scary episode.
00:51:54
Devon Kopete
I love that episode, yeah.
00:51:55
slimeballsteve
o
00:52:00
fart souls
Yeah.
00:52:04
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:52:04
Hovid
You know.
00:52:05
slimeballsteve
There, there was definitely like things that they did cause they were like, Oh, remember this is a kid show.
00:52:10
Hovid
Yes, there has to be some evil force within him that makes him bad.
00:52:14
Devon Kopete
yeah
00:52:15
Hovid
It can't just be that he's a piece of shit.
00:52:16
fart souls
This Harley Quinn, this new Harley Quinn really gives me the heebie-jeebies though. Like she's really creepy too.
00:52:23
Hovid
That's why I think it's really like that this stuff, all of what we're talking about, I think it's going to make for a great second season.
00:52:26
fart souls
Ugh.
00:52:30
fart souls
Some good stuff. Yeah, some really good stuff.
00:52:33
Hovid
If it happens, you know,
00:52:34
fart souls
Yeah, I hope i hope it gets renewed. That would be cool.
00:52:37
Hovid
I'd prefer this over another season of Invincible if they're going to cut it up in half again because that was terrible. It did so much damage.
00:52:46
fart souls
Speaking of cutting it up, Evan, did you watch any of Cobra Kai yet, Devin?
00:52:46
Devon Kopete
I still haven't, you know, I still haven't watched it.
00:52:48
Hovid
I know!
00:52:49
slimeballsteve
i Same thing.
00:52:53
Devon Kopete
Yes, yes.
00:52:54
fart souls
Okay, so can we can we ah can we can we chop it up?
00:52:55
Devon Kopete
i'm i'm ah So I think I got like two left.
00:52:57
fart souls
Can we chop it up a little bit? Because i think i haveve I think I have one left. I have one left.
00:53:01
Devon Kopete
Okay, and I got two left.
00:53:02
fart souls
All right, so what was the last thing you saw?
00:53:03
Devon Kopete
All right. The last thing I saw, which was, um I'll be honest, I was just like watching it. And then this was the spark that I was like, give me that fucking drop where they said, oh, there's only six slots.
00:53:10
fart souls
And then ah it perked it perked you up? Yeah. yeah Yeah, dude, yeah.
00:53:16
Devon Kopete
Not everyone's gonna go and I was like who the fuck Okay, yeah Okay, yeah, I dude I the episode Where Johnny lard's so Chris, I know this is very important to you but Tori and Sam aren't fighting anymore.
00:53:18
fart souls
Oh, then you got you have the really good. You have the really fun episode done next. You didn't even watch it yet. I just watched that episode where where they fucking where they battle royale for the last two spots.
00:53:31
fart souls
So, ah, dude, it's good. It's good.
00:53:40
Devon Kopete
They're friends.
00:53:40
slimeballsteve
Oh. Oh, they're besties?
00:53:44
Devon Kopete
I they've lost that competitive age Johnny Lawrence is like I know how girls work.
00:53:46
slimeballsteve
Mhm.
00:53:48
Devon Kopete
So he he sets up He sets up.
00:53:52
fart souls
He says it was slumber party.
00:53:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah slumber party. He's like I know so much drama is gonna happen this party And he just keeps trying to make fucking shit happen. And it's it's got that Cobra Kai charm, you know for sure but like yeah, man, I
00:54:03
slimeballsteve
Okay. Mhm.
00:54:06
fart souls
It's an anime. It's an anime.
00:54:07
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I was just the thing happened, you know, the the yeah, the like, oh, there's only six slots, who's gonna fucking make it?
00:54:08
slimeballsteve
It is an anime.
00:54:09
fart souls
It's probably an anime.
00:54:16
Devon Kopete
And, you know, I'm it's not like I was out.
00:54:19
fart souls
Like, that's the angle. the side yeah cause
00:54:21
Devon Kopete
But I was like, yes, this is what I'm talking about.
00:54:22
fart souls
Because, you know, I was a little out, Devin, because I was like, what are they going to do now? Like they fucking they don't really have anything. They just have this tournament again.
00:54:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah, everybody's too friendly and
00:54:30
fart souls
That's stupid. Everybody loves each other. Even Johnny, like gave up Eagle Fang's name to just make everything Miyagi dough or whatever.
00:54:37
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:54:39
fart souls
And and I'm like, OK, all right. This is this is where we're going. All right. I was like, this is good. I was like, OK, I'm back in. I'm back here, baby.
00:54:49
Devon Kopete
yeah oh Yeah.
00:54:50
fart souls
But that's it. Yeah. And then it's really short. And then we got to wait till what? November for the next five or some bullshit.
00:54:56
slimeballsteve
Oh, they're doing the weight. They're doing the break.
00:54:58
fart souls
They're doing three parts. It's so dumb.
00:54:59
slimeballsteve
Oh, that's always rough.
00:55:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah,
00:55:02
fart souls
It's even it's worse than like, I don't know, is this worse than what they did with Stranger Things last time?
00:55:07
slimeballsteve
No, you know, I think what stranger things stranger things was smart, I think, because they, they just made their final two episodes.
00:55:13
fart souls
and They made they have they made the episodes. Yeah, like like 99 minutes long each or whatever.
00:55:17
slimeballsteve
And it was like, and it was like one month later.
00:55:20
fart souls
Yeah.
00:55:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:55:21
Hovid
Yeah, that that's the key, right?
00:55:21
Devon Kopete
Yeah. That was it.
00:55:22
Hovid
You gotta you gotta to give them content if you're gonna take a break.
00:55:24
fart souls
Yeah, we got to let us digest things before they before they blew it all up.
00:55:28
slimeballsteve
they They gave you like a major part of the season and then they said, you have to wait a month. So they dominated the summer and like conversation and excitement.
00:55:38
fart souls
Yeah.
00:55:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah. And then what was left was like worth it because it was like two episodes, but they were both like 90 minute or two hour episodes.
00:55:44
slimeballsteve
They were movies.
00:55:44
fart souls
But they were like, they're both Avengers Endgame like they were.
00:55:45
Devon Kopete
They were chunky.
00:55:46
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:55:46
Devon Kopete
Yeah. They were chunky bits.
00:55:47
Hovid
And let's be perfectly honest, it's the best season of that show.
00:55:50
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:55:51
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
00:55:51
fart souls
Yeah.
00:55:52
Hovid
I feel like they knew what they had. And they knew they could wait a little longer. Like, it's just, it's great. Everything works. All their supplementary characters work.
00:56:03
Hovid
Like, it's very rare.
00:56:04
Devon Kopete
So, yeah, like it's not great. I didn't love it when they were like where's ah three, three ways. It's like it it feels like just Netflix is like, how do we stretch this out so we don't lose subscribers, you know, as opposed to like a real narrative reason, which at least stranger things, even if they were doing that, it like there was still something there to it.
00:56:14
Hovid
Yeah, that's really it, really.
00:56:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
00:56:25
Devon Kopete
But. Yeah, no, it's ah I'm I'm I'm all aboard. I'm all aboard the. that that train and also I did watch the Rebel Moon, the director's Cup are one.
00:56:41
slimeballsteve
Oh, Devin.
00:56:41
Devon Kopete
We don't have to talk about it.
00:56:41
fart souls
Why did you even have to mention that boy
00:56:42
Hovid
David David don't bring it up in public You're gonna hear to lose jobs this way saying this in public You're gonna people are gonna be like you like rebel moon you watched it.
00:56:47
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that is a.
00:56:52
Devon Kopete
You you're on record as saying you. I didn't say I liked it.
00:56:57
Hovid
Okay. Well So we're gonna have to renew this resume here.
00:56:58
Devon Kopete
I liked it. yeah
00:57:02
Hovid
I'm i'm gonna have to take another look at it.
00:57:04
Devon Kopete
real bad yes yeah yeah dude it uh i think honestly i think uh the numbers are in and they're like yeah this isn't really working it and uh yeah and so his like army of the dead universe is is dead at netflix
00:57:05
slimeballsteve
Is that he is that he falling apart because I'm seeing this I'm seeing this first post about army of dead.
00:57:11
Hovid
I
00:57:21
slimeballsteve
You think.
00:57:23
fart souls
Thank
00:57:24
Hovid
It's okay, Steve. It's fine.
00:57:26
slimeballsteve
You I mean, we only gave him one decade.
00:57:27
Hovid
It's okay, bud.
00:57:31
fart souls
you.
00:57:32
Devon Kopete
You know what, though? Listen, I'm not saying it would have I'm not saying it would have been good.
00:57:34
Hovid
A series of chances.
00:57:38
Devon Kopete
But like when I saw that movie, I was like, OK. And then somebody's like, wait, you know, this movie has like robots and aliens in it. Right. And you're like, what? And then you see the clips and you're like, fucking what?
00:57:49
Devon Kopete
And then you're like, well, what's he going to do with that? And then nothing. And it's like, well, well, he'll talk about it. At least I know that he'll talk about it.
00:57:57
Hovid
Do you see, do you see Sophie Butella's boobs?
00:58:02
Devon Kopete
Yes.
00:58:03
Hovid
Okay.
00:58:04
Devon Kopete
And well, it's a part two. You seem even more.
00:58:07
Hovid
All right.
00:58:07
slimeballsteve
Oh.
00:58:08
Devon Kopete
I didn't see it. I don't watch it yet, but.
00:58:11
Hovid
You know, that's, you bring up the fact that Netflix is trying to retain subscribers. This whole debacle they did with Zack Snyder is just that, like there's no. force that they're like, oh, you can't put that out, Zach.
00:58:24
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:58:25
Hovid
It's too much sex and violence. We have we have values like the that whole made up shit for this.
00:58:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
00:58:35
Hovid
It's just it's so transparent.
00:58:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah, like I just hate that he like puts out that t tweets like this is what I wanted to make and I was like, why didn't you just do that?
00:58:44
slimeballsteve
It's like, yeah, like no one was stopping you, bud.
00:58:48
Devon Kopete
I'm not saying it's a better movie, but it's like there's at least a little bit more context to the dumb shit. You know, but like really and because of that, because he has like basically an R rated cut, the only things that are at it are just like pervy shit.
00:59:04
Devon Kopete
He was like, oh, you know when he fucks that alien? Well, now you see the alien face, throat fucking him. And you're like, OK, is there context?
00:59:09
slimeballsteve
No.
00:59:11
fart souls
No.
00:59:12
Devon Kopete
He's like, now he just we're going to add some CG or CG spit, dude.
00:59:12
slimeballsteve
Oh, come on. We already have that for alien Romulus.
00:59:18
Devon Kopete
It's going to be gross.
00:59:18
Hovid
So how long do you think it's going to be before Zack Snyder starts producing his own movies and paying for his own budgets like M.
00:59:26
slimeballsteve
Dude, there's this.
00:59:26
fart souls
And right, writing, writing his own scenes where he stars in it and he's gay and he's gay and then he gets cold feet.
00:59:27
Hovid
Night?
00:59:31
slimeballsteve
Yeah, that he.
00:59:34
Devon Kopete
and Yeah.
00:59:35
fart souls
Because he doesn't want to do gay kissing. and
00:59:37
Hovid
I wrote it but I can't do it.
00:59:39
slimeballsteve
You know what, Zaddy at least would never touch that, I guarantee.
00:59:40
Devon Kopete
I'm not brave enough.
00:59:47
Hovid
I think he's gonna, I don't think he's gonna go away like even after this whole Netflix thing.
00:59:48
slimeballsteve
He he knows his own limits, and that is, he's terrible.
00:59:48
fart souls
Uhhh...
00:59:53
Hovid
because He's probably losing all of his, you know, deal.
00:59:55
Devon Kopete
ah HBO is going to give them a bunch of money.
00:59:57
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you think Zazlov and him are gonna...
00:59:58
Devon Kopete
They're going to cancel some animated. They're going to cancel them animated show. Actually, no, wait. Now that'd be stupid, you right?
01:00:03
Hovid
They'll cancel Harley Quinn.
01:00:04
slimeballsteve
it's They just give him the DC Universe again?
01:00:05
Hovid
but
01:00:08
Devon Kopete
Uh, dude, listen, my favorite subreddit of all time would be so pleasantly pleased.
01:00:08
Hovid
Oh God.
01:00:10
slimeballsteve
Did.
01:00:16
slimeballsteve
Yeah, they'd be back.
01:00:17
Devon Kopete
They'd be so, dude, they were like, we are so bad.
01:00:17
slimeballsteve
They'd be going nuts.
01:00:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:00:20
slimeballsteve
There is a timeline.
01:00:20
Devon Kopete
Cause that's, that's the theory, right? that Like that's the thing where they're always like, it's going to happen.
01:00:23
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:00:26
Hovid
Yeah, the vote the vote was fraudulent.
01:00:26
Devon Kopete
They're going to sell the rights.
01:00:29
Hovid
There were fraudulent votes.
01:00:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:00:30
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:00:30
Hovid
Zack Snyder should be the president of Warner Brothers right now.
01:00:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah. They really. Yeah. They are January six. There's dude. Yeah. Like, no, because because before not of the narrative is going to shift. I'm sure. But like before it was like, oh, DC's are one of those are going to sell all the DC rights to Netflix.
01:00:45
Devon Kopete
And then they're going to Netflix is going to just gift it all the Zack Snyder. They're going to restore it.
01:00:50
slimeballsteve
Oh, this all makes sense.
01:00:50
Devon Kopete
It's like, dude, it's it's so fun to read.
01:00:51
slimeballsteve
This all makes perfect sense.
01:00:52
Hovid
Actually does make some sense though Dude that they're cutting that company up man more brothers.
01:00:54
Devon Kopete
Oh, no, no, no.
01:00:54
slimeballsteve
There you go. There you go.
01:00:58
Devon Kopete
Get that out of your mind right now.
01:01:02
Hovid
It's not gonna be a thing anymore.
01:01:02
Devon Kopete
a Uh, well, to be fair, they were like, Oh no, don't just sell the Snyder cut the Snyder verse stuff to Netflix.
01:01:05
Hovid
It's gonna be a bunch of me Hmm
01:01:12
Devon Kopete
Then a real company will give it to them.
01:01:13
Hovid
so he makes Oh, I see. So what they'll do, what they could do, and this is kind of smart, I think, is if they do what Sony and and Disney did, or they license out DC characters to the dark DC universe that Zack Snyder would create on Netflix and then make their genes go in universe.
01:01:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:01:29
slimeballsteve
dude you have the gun verse and the zaddy verse and zaddy verse has all the like the dark mysterious characters and some some reason they have the sopranos come
01:01:31
Hovid
The one with, you know, good stuff in it.
01:01:33
Devon Kopete
Of course, of course.
01:01:36
Hovid
Yeah, exactly.
01:01:44
Hovid
oh I don't know why they're sopranos.
01:01:44
Devon Kopete
the
01:01:47
slimeballsteve
on dude you know what you don't want to see the sopranos team it up with detective jim trying to
01:01:48
Hovid
I mean, I. why
01:01:53
Hovid
ah Well, apparently that's what we're getting with the penguin and on Max. Like that's they said that's going to be the sopranos. So maybe they do want that in there.
01:02:03
Devon Kopete
Well, he kind of is, to be honest.
01:02:05
Hovid
Maybe Batman will be like the bridge anchor car anchor person where they call him in.
01:02:10
Devon Kopete
Oh, the Anchor Bean or whatever, yeah.
01:02:11
Hovid
Yeah, the anchoring.
01:02:12
slimeballsteve
know
01:02:13
Hovid
We're using both like the shitty Zack Snyder DC shit on Netflix and the Warner Brothers stuff Why why wouldn't they do this?
01:02:21
slimeballsteve
Yeah Penguin I Mean they could I mean they could just have penguin live in bloodhaven and they could do like the Sopranos intro with with penguin where he's driving over the bridge to bloodhaven and
01:02:34
Hovid
Dude that is going to be the Sopranos boat with the penguin.
01:02:37
slimeballsteve
Woke up this morning, got a batarang, got a batarang in my eye.
01:02:37
Hovid
There's no doubt that
01:02:43
Devon Kopete
So so just again, just to show you.
01:02:47
Hovid
I would pay so much money if Batman was in a season of Sopranos.
01:02:51
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:02:51
Hovid
I would literally like make another season David Chase.
01:02:52
slimeballsteve
but
01:02:54
fart souls
you
01:02:55
Hovid
He got Batman.
01:02:57
slimeballsteve
ah
01:02:57
Hovid
It would see what happens.
01:02:57
Devon Kopete
What it just what it just be, but it just be like I put a I put a bat lamp in the basement, but then but then he came it gave it a stupid daughter, which you wouldn't want.
01:03:08
Devon Kopete
Oh, I can't get.
01:03:09
Hovid
I just imagine Tony going out to get the paper in the morning in the first episode and there's just a Batmobile parked in his cul-de-sac. Just waiting for him.
01:03:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah. So what the fuck?
01:03:21
slimeballsteve
What do you want?
01:03:23
Devon Kopete
What the fuck are you up? What the fuck? What the fuck is this about?
01:03:26
slimeballsteve
ah so
01:03:30
Devon Kopete
ah So anybody that still thinks a new Snyderverse movie wouldn't make big business just isn't reading the room at all.
01:03:35
fart souls
and
01:03:37
Devon Kopete
And he links that Spider-Man No Way Home made a billion dollars and Deadpool Wolverine made a billion dollars. So because those movies made a billion dollars, he's like, of course, this would make a billion.
01:03:43
Hovid
He's I mean Yeah,
01:03:48
fart souls
Why can't I make a billion?
01:03:51
Devon Kopete
But I think but now I think the coping is going to be like, oh, well, they canceled the zombie verse or whatever the fuck it was so they could give him this night. Right.
01:04:00
slimeballsteve
Mmm.
01:04:00
Devon Kopete
It's all about. It's all about those goalposts. You know.
01:04:03
Hovid
yeah I understand delusion is what you're talking about absolute delusion
01:04:03
fart souls
Yeah.
01:04:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. and What the fuck? well What the fuck is it?
01:04:10
Devon Kopete
Yes.
01:04:10
Hovid
I don't know, Devin, the future of WB, it's so up in the air. I couldn't tell you if that's gonna be a thing or not.
01:04:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah, because like, yeah, it's not that I don't think James Gunn can do a good job, but I think it really is.
01:04:18
Hovid
That's how shitty it is.
01:04:23
Devon Kopete
It's like, will he have the time and space to do it before Zazlov makes another stupid fucking decision?
01:04:30
Hovid
thing That's That's what I'm worried about.
01:04:31
slimeballsteve
That is a question, yeah.
01:04:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:04:35
Hovid
I really wanna see the Superman movie.
01:04:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's not him. It's just like, oh, is the guy is the guy cutting the checks?
01:04:37
slimeballsteve
You've got a menace behind the realm for Helm.
01:04:40
Devon Kopete
Yeah, just going to have another fucking meltdown.
01:04:43
Hovid
Hey, we'll see. Maybe the Superman movie will do really well and it will save WB like Superman should because he's great. And we'll be talking about something else next year.
01:04:55
Hovid
You know, I don't know.
01:04:56
Devon Kopete
Yeah. It's going to be good, guys.
01:04:58
Hovid
ah Please.
01:05:02
Devon Kopete
ah Yeah.
01:05:02
Hovid
ah What else? Anything else?
01:05:04
Devon Kopete
Well, a few things.
Evolution of Gaming News and Media
01:05:07
Devon Kopete
um Game form is gone.
01:05:10
slimeballsteve
This is wild.
01:05:10
Devon Kopete
Way to go, Steve.
01:05:10
slimeballsteve
They just kind of did this like overnight.
01:05:12
fart souls
Yeah, I mean.
01:05:14
Devon Kopete
I think it's more just the way they did it again.
01:05:16
fart souls
Yeah.
01:05:18
Devon Kopete
it's like
01:05:18
fart souls
Yeah, they kind of like, yeah, they just threw them in the trash.
01:05:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:05:21
Devon Kopete
Yeah, like some people apparently were literally like on work assignments. And then they're like, oh, yeah, by the way, your company is not here.
01:05:26
Hovid
they Do they still make the magazine?
01:05:29
Devon Kopete
They did.
01:05:30
fart souls
They did.
01:05:30
Hovid
They did?
01:05:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah, and because it was like a GameStop thing.
01:05:31
Hovid
Yeah.
01:05:33
slimeballsteve
They were owned by GameStop.
01:05:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:05:34
Hovid
Oh.
01:05:35
Devon Kopete
But but then it became a thing where like you had to jump through all these hoops to get like a physical game informer, because then you could have it, but then you could just get it digitally.
01:05:45
Hovid
Steve, you were getting it for years, man.
01:05:45
Devon Kopete
But then they just.
01:05:47
slimeballsteve
I really was. I was I was game informer for, you know, just because it was the magazine that you would get when you had a GameStop, like, plus subscription thing.
01:05:49
fart souls
Okay.
01:05:52
Devon Kopete
You were NWO for life, dude.
01:05:59
Hovid
Oh, is that what it was?
01:05:59
slimeballsteve
um Yeah, you would you would just get it.
01:06:00
Hovid
Is that why you got it?
01:06:02
slimeballsteve
And, you know, it was definitely a magazine that I would put in my bathroom. um
01:06:07
Hovid
Yeah, I would always see like it was the same Horizon Zero Dawn copy of the game informer in your bathroom.
01:06:09
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:10
slimeballsteve
Hmm.
01:06:13
Devon Kopete
That was, he loved it.
01:06:13
slimeballsteve
I know where that copy belongs. It belongs in the bathroom with the rest of the shit.
01:06:16
Hovid
a
01:06:19
slimeballsteve
um But yeah, like I think it's like this was inevitable, but also it kind of crappy how they did it.
01:06:26
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of nasty.
01:06:30
Hovid
So they have, a they had a website and they were doing what I assume IGN is doing and Kotaku and all that.
01:06:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. And now and now it all just goes straight to GameStop.
01:06:37
Hovid
Yeah. So yeah, I guess that's me. I just didn't, I didn't really think they still existed.
01:06:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:06:44
slimeballsteve
No, because that's the thing. It's like Game Informer is a magazine. In my head, I'm not like, this was the source for gaming. In my head, it's like, this is the video game magazine that you get at GameStop.
01:06:54
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:06:54
Hovid
What is, what is the site for news? Like what is the most popular site for gaming news?
01:06:58
Devon Kopete
Probably IGN still.
01:06:58
slimeballsteve
Dude, i it might be IGN, but I think just most people get their gaming news from like Twitter or YouTube now.
01:06:59
Hovid
I'd seen it.
01:07:01
fart souls
Sad.
01:07:04
fart souls
Twitter.
01:07:06
Hovid
Yeah.
01:07:06
slimeballsteve
like They just get it from the sources.
01:07:06
Hovid
It's like weeks.
01:07:06
Devon Kopete
yeah Yeah.
01:07:07
fart souls
Read it.
01:07:08
Hovid
anything
01:07:08
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:07:09
fart souls
No, they just go they just go to open critic and metacritic and then check the score and that's it.
01:07:14
Hovid
Yeah.
01:07:14
Devon Kopete
I will say, I always did use the Game Informer site to figure out what games are coming out though.
01:07:14
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:07:19
slimeballsteve
They were very good at like, calendarizing.
01:07:20
Devon Kopete
Like they had a really good, yeah, they had a really good calendar because it wasn't overfilled with shit. Like they knew just what to put on there.
01:07:26
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:07:29
Devon Kopete
So I'm not saying like that was their only use, but, ah you know, that's the piece.
01:07:35
Hovid
i think i think now I think nowadays, like you know for me at least, there's so many good games I want to play that come out that i'm like I'm not really looking forward to anything.
01:07:35
fart souls
You know it was their only use.
01:07:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah, like I don't care what game informers take is.
01:07:48
Hovid
you know
01:07:49
Devon Kopete
They had some sick covers, though. You got to get that.
01:07:51
Hovid
like when so When a game comes out, I'm like, oh, great.
01:07:51
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:07:55
Hovid
It's not like, oh, I'm waiting for this. Oh, it's coming. There's very few times that happens.
01:08:01
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:08:01
Hovid
Nowadays now, I'm just happy that things come out. I'm like, oh great. This came out. I'll play it.
01:08:05
slimeballsteve
Yeah What was the last was was Elden ring the last one of those for you Chris I
01:08:05
Hovid
This looks like fun It's been it's been yeah, I think that's pretty close that
01:08:05
Devon Kopete
I had it.
Netflix's Influence on Gaming Franchises
01:08:14
Hovid
like Maybe maybe that killed all the excitement people It is
01:08:14
slimeballsteve
Cyberpunk, I think was like the biggest one of those were like all of us.
01:08:20
slimeballsteve
It might've, it really might've, Cyberpunk really might've just shot a hole in like hype, game hype.
01:08:26
fart souls
No, but Phantom Liberty is godlike, so it's a good game.
01:08:29
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:29
Hovid
save the game
01:08:30
slimeballsteve
but Dude, literally, how many times does a Netflix show come out of nowhere and save that fucking company?
01:08:30
fart souls
It's a good game.
01:08:33
Hovid
Delete the delete that thought your delete your memories That's kind of out of died nobody expected that Maybe It like that didn't make people turn around completely on the game like everybody knew what your three was good Yes
01:08:41
Devon Kopete
Never. That's happened one time.
01:08:44
slimeballsteve
Witcher, dude, they got another pump in the arm.
01:08:47
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but I mean, like Witcher didn't need saving, you know what I mean?
01:08:50
slimeballsteve
You right, you right, you right.
01:08:54
slimeballsteve
But what wait, was that was was the Witcher show post-Cyberpunk though?
01:08:59
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:09:01
slimeballsteve
Because that might have been like a pump in the arm to like get people to like kind of like be like, oh, you know, I like their things. Remember, we got Witcher, yeah, this is good.
01:09:07
Hovid
Yeah.
01:09:08
Devon Kopete
Let's see what your season one was 2019. Yeah. I don't think it was pre cyberpunk.
01:09:11
Hovid
It was good PR.
01:09:11
slimeballsteve
That's, that was pretty cyberpunk. Nevermind, nevermind, I'm talking out my ass. Don't listen to me.
01:09:17
Hovid
They were riding high at that point before Cyberpunk came out.
01:09:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:09:19
slimeballsteve
Yeah, they were cocky.
01:09:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah. They couldn't miss.
01:09:20
slimeballsteve
All right, we got witcher money, come on. Put a dime in your witcher.
01:09:26
Hovid
yeah Now you gotta put it in his butt.
01:09:27
Devon Kopete
Is he a jukebox?
01:09:29
slimeballsteve
Yeah, man.
01:09:31
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:09:31
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:09:31
Devon Kopete
Put it in his butt.
01:09:35
slimeballsteve
But I still need to watch the cyberpunk show, because I've heard awesome things about it.
01:09:38
Devon Kopete
Yes.
01:09:38
Hovid
Dude, that's- I- I-
01:09:39
fart souls
I started watching it and then I started and then like I Like kind of got bored of it in the second episode, but then Stan told me that there's like a time jump So I'm i'm gonna get back into it.
01:09:40
Devon Kopete
So good.
01:09:50
Devon Kopete
Are you talking about arcane or cyber? Well, actually this.
01:09:53
fart souls
Oh I'm talking about I'm talking about arcane.
01:09:55
Devon Kopete
But.
01:09:55
fart souls
They're all the fucking same all those fuck all those fucking all this fucking loser fucking
01:09:57
Devon Kopete
Actually.
01:09:57
slimeballsteve
ah But Netflix.
01:10:02
fart souls
cock fuck cock culture of video game quote unquote adaptation animated film or animated TV shows on on Netflix.
01:10:03
Hovid
yeah
01:10:15
Devon Kopete
Yep.
01:10:15
fart souls
They're all the fucking same to me for failed video game franchises where they need to be fucking carried by Netflix.
01:10:17
Hovid
ah oh boy
01:10:20
Hovid
Yeah, he's absolutely right I mean cap I Mean like there's been better Castlevania stuff on Netflix then it's
01:10:23
fart souls
Yeah, they're all the same. They're all the same. So I'm sorry for confusing the two.
01:10:29
Devon Kopete
It's okay, it's okay.
01:10:35
fart souls
Wait, what's better? What's better?
01:10:36
slimeballsteve
You're right.
01:10:36
fart souls
Arcane or or or edge runners? What's a better show?
01:10:39
Devon Kopete
Oh my, dude.
01:10:40
slimeballsteve
Ooh, you know what?
01:10:41
Devon Kopete
They're both really good, dude.
01:10:41
slimeballsteve
Damn, John, that's a good question.
01:10:43
Devon Kopete
They're both absolutely great.
01:10:44
Hovid
I like edge runners quite a bit.
01:10:45
fart souls
Which.
01:10:47
Hovid
So I'm a little biased.
01:10:47
fart souls
You like edge runners more.
01:10:48
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:10:49
Hovid
I think I I do.
01:10:50
fart souls
Well, also, you're like us, you you like the cyberpunk genre probably more than the League of Legends genre, right?
01:10:51
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:10:57
Hovid
I do.
01:10:57
fart souls
Yeah.
01:10:58
Hovid
Now, admittedly, I'm biased in that regard.
01:11:00
fart souls
OK, so that makes sense.
01:11:01
slimeballsteve
But also Chris is the best at running jungle in MOBAs, so.
01:11:03
fart souls
yeah Because I'm just like not in the. I'm not into the League of Legends.
01:11:05
Hovid
I don't even know what that means.
01:11:07
fart souls
Like, I don't know. I just can't get into the um the world of League of Legends that that's in the first like they're trying to build in the first couple episodes of hours of arcane.
01:11:15
Hovid
kind of my deal, kind of my deal too.
01:11:17
fart souls
Where it's like, oh, science, magic. Well, we can't do magic. it's It's dangerous. And I'm just like, I'm like, I don't fucking care.
01:11:22
slimeballsteve
I think it's just Imagine Dragons is holding it back.
01:11:25
Devon Kopete
Yeah, man, i I think that just the max dragon bias.
01:11:25
Hovid
yes
01:11:25
fart souls
That could be it, too.
01:11:27
slimeballsteve
there
01:11:28
fart souls
That could be it, too. I really hate imagine dragons and I really. I know I'm not like I'm not I'm not even trolling. like I really don't.
01:11:34
slimeballsteve
No, I'm with you. Every time they did a record scratch of Imagine Dragons, I cringed a little of that show.
01:11:36
fart souls
I just don't really like, I just don't really, yeah I just don't, I just don't like, I just don't like them.
01:11:40
slimeballsteve
I was like... oh
01:11:41
Devon Kopete
I just, I just accepted it. I was like, all right, we'll just move on.
01:11:45
slimeballsteve
Oh, y'all could have just, they really banked a lot on Imagine Dragons carrying that show for some reason. And it was like, you don't need to.
01:11:52
fart souls
Yeah it's like how much money like how much money how much money did they pay those fucking frauds to do their song?
01:11:56
slimeballsteve
First things first.
01:11:56
Devon Kopete
Thank you.
01:11:57
Hovid
i I will tell you this too, there is so, like we ah we were talking about with Batman, there's so much good animated shows on, like so many good animated shows on.
01:12:03
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:12:06
slimeballsteve
yeah
01:12:07
Hovid
You kind of pick the ones that you really are interested in and yeah and you watch those. Like I...
01:12:11
fart souls
this how much Yo, yo, ready? This is how much I loved Batman the Cape Crusader. I paid $15 for internet on my flight home was my because my download failed at the airport for the last for the last episode of Batman that I said, fuck it, I need to watch the last episode, so I paid $15 for the internet for it.
01:12:24
slimeballsteve
Oh, you're like, I need this.
01:12:32
Hovid
And it's great. And it was it was a great last episode. And I'm I haven't been disappointed by any of the animated shows I watch. But like there's a there's it becomes down to like lore or like the IP.
01:12:45
Hovid
Like if it's too impenetrable, like I think League of Legends is.
01:12:48
fart souls
It's tough.
01:12:48
Hovid
I'm ah im not interested.
01:12:49
fart souls
Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, I mean, but um um but you said it's still a good show, though, Chris, right? So I'm going to watch.
01:12:54
Hovid
I think so. Like I don't think Arkane's bad.
01:12:58
fart souls
Like you, day are you going to date your day one going to watch season two this year when it comes out?
01:13:02
Hovid
What of our king?
01:13:03
fart souls
Of Arkane.
01:13:03
slimeballsteve
Arcane.
01:13:04
Hovid
I don't know.
01:13:05
slimeballsteve
I i might.
01:13:06
fart souls
Oh, you haven't seen Arkane.
01:13:08
Hovid
I haven't seen most of the first season. of Seen some of it.
01:13:10
fart souls
Oh, shit. So you're in the same boat as me then with the show.
01:13:13
Hovid
100%.
01:13:13
slimeballsteve
We're the same person.
01:13:13
Hovid
What?
01:13:14
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. I think, yeah I think you both, I think you both, put on you both need to put on your suit and ties and go to work.
01:13:15
fart souls
What the fuck? I thought everybody I thought everybody was fucking like rock hard for this show.
01:13:17
slimeballsteve
but
01:13:21
fart souls
Like I thought it was like the best show in the world.
01:13:21
Hovid
No, I'm in your boat, man. um I think I got through two as well.
01:13:25
fart souls
Well, how many because I only got through I only got through two episodes, Chris. So Stan said there's like. OK, so I told that to Stan when I saw um this when we saw him this weekend and and he said there's like he's like I get it.
01:13:40
fart souls
And there's there's a significant time jump like. That happens in the show and it gets like it gets way more interesting. I'm like, okay um i I was under the impression I would be buying fucking t-shirts of League of Legends After after the first five seconds of the show like everybody was everybody was really talking.
01:13:47
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:13:49
Hovid
I can't.
01:13:50
slimeballsteve
when
01:13:54
slimeballsteve
When... I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna lie. There was a moment, there was a moment when I finished Arcane and I was like, let me look up the rest of this lore.
01:13:59
fart souls
I like that Well,
01:14:04
slimeballsteve
And then I did and I was like, oh, they were kind of doing their own thing. Nevermind.
01:14:08
Hovid
Oh, it's like not connected at all.
01:14:10
slimeballsteve
It's connected. It's just like, it's focusing on like certain characters and it's like, it's it's pretty good stuff.
01:14:11
fart souls
I kind of why the reason
01:14:16
fart souls
the Steve the reason i I wanted to like watch it this at this time in particular is because The 2x KO like alpha test was coming out.
01:14:26
fart souls
It just came out like a couple days ago So like yeah, I want I want to see like what it's like because I think they put a character from the show in the in the game But now that I'm like not that interested in the game anymore after see after seeing stuff um I mean, maybe maybe I'll give it a shot.
01:14:27
slimeballsteve
Hmm. Yeah.
01:14:35
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:14:44
fart souls
I think it's free to play but
01:14:45
Hovid
I don't think there's a game that turns me off more just by looking at it.
01:14:49
fart souls
than to XKO.
01:14:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah. I mean, that's, that's what's beautiful about. Arcane the show, I think. Cause like, yeah, like I hate mobas.
01:14:56
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I have no connection to that universe.
01:14:56
Hovid
Yeah, me too, dude.
01:14:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:14:58
slimeballsteve
So it's like you can do anything with your characters.
01:14:59
Devon Kopete
was
01:15:01
slimeballsteve
I won't care.
01:15:02
Hovid
i guess ah I guess that's the way you should look at it, huh?
01:15:02
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:15:05
Hovid
Really?
01:15:06
slimeballsteve
But like also like probably the same as cyberpunk because it's like I had such a bad experience with that game.
01:15:12
Hovid
You're right, but I like that world.
01:15:14
fart souls
What is it?
01:15:14
slimeballsteve
No, but that's the world.
01:15:14
fart souls
But if that's, interesting yeah, it's still,
01:15:16
slimeballsteve
The world is good because it's like again, it's like that has a thing that I like.
01:15:19
fart souls
you still like you still like blade You still like Blade Runner, Steve, right?
01:15:22
Hovid
Yeah.
01:15:22
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. But I'm saying it's like, it's like the stories you can tell in that universe that I just like is awesome.
01:15:24
fart souls
so
01:15:30
slimeballsteve
Because it's like, you already did a bad one of those. So it's all up from there. So the fact that like, Edgerunners is so highly praised.
01:15:35
fart souls
Yeah.
01:15:36
Hovid
Well yeah.
01:15:38
slimeballsteve
That's why I'm excited to watch it one day.
01:15:39
fart souls
Wait, who does the who does the theme song for Edge Runners?
01:15:42
slimeballsteve
Imagine Dragons.
01:15:42
Devon Kopete
Imagine.
01:15:43
fart souls
Oh, no!
01:15:44
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:15:44
Hovid
a
01:15:48
Hovid
Well, well hold on insane clown posse does the end in but whole Yeah, it does It's fucking great Edgerows
01:15:51
Devon Kopete
well No, actually, I will say far and away.
01:15:52
fart souls
ah no
01:15:58
Devon Kopete
Age Runners has a far better soundtrack.
01:16:01
slimeballsteve
That soundtrack has popped up on my like just random stuff and it was popped.
01:16:01
fart souls
Well a fucking better it better it's fucking cyberpunk it better have a better soundtrack are you kidding me?
01:16:05
Devon Kopete
i Yeah, you know John I'd say watch now watch eggs runner watch eggs runner. Yeah, but like the soundtrack isn't like What you think I guess Yeah Like the actual
01:16:11
Hovid
fun
01:16:14
Hovid
it's It's one of the few times, it's one of the few times where they make an anime out of something that isn't an anime and you're like, well, that fits perfectly.
01:16:14
fart souls
It's not cyberpunk II
01:16:22
Hovid
Like that's that's perfect fit. You nailed it. That should be an anime. Like it fits.
01:16:27
slimeballsteve
This, this song, who's ready for tomorrow has popped up.
01:16:32
Hovid
Yeah, that's always awesome.
01:16:33
slimeballsteve
And that song is an absolute bop. And I'm like, what, what the hell?
01:16:36
Hovid
Yeah, that's on my gym. That's my gym playlist, baby.
01:16:40
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah that and I really want to say at your house is like Yeah Yeah, I know I want to watch it now.
01:16:41
Hovid
That's a good one.
01:16:44
Hovid
Yeah, dude, that's really good, too.
01:16:46
slimeballsteve
du you just make me what Okay. I'm putting a list together.
01:16:49
Devon Kopete
I want to watch it again Yeah, I think I'm the only one who I'm the psycho who does it all
01:16:49
slimeballsteve
I'm watching, I'm watching Batman, Cape crusader. I'm watching edge runners.
01:16:53
fart souls
Wait, so you didn't watch Edge Runner, Steve?
01:16:56
slimeballsteve
No, no, that's one of the ones that I've just been like sitting on for like a year.
01:16:57
Hovid
I'll be perfectly honest, man.
01:16:59
fart souls
i thought yeah I thought I was the only one that didn't watch either of these shows out of the four of us.
01:17:03
slimeballsteve
John, you're not alone. You're not alone, John.
01:17:05
Hovid
I'll be honest with you, Steve. i i i've I think there's some Mandela effect shit going on because I think you're the one who told me to watch it.
01:17:08
fart souls
You're the sicko.
01:17:13
slimeballsteve
No, because that's the thing, that's the thing.
01:17:15
Hovid
ah the battle we do Maybe that's what it was.
01:17:16
slimeballsteve
Like it it came out, Chris, and I remember so many people just being like, this show's awesome. And I remember i remember being like, Edronis is apparently good, and we laughed about it.
01:17:27
slimeballsteve
I remember us like laughing like criminals in The Crow, the original, not the remake.
01:17:32
Hovid
Hmm.
01:17:33
slimeballsteve
Eating bullets, but...
01:17:34
Hovid
Hmm.
01:17:35
fart souls
Oh, too soon.
01:17:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah, now dude, so you'll love
01:17:37
slimeballsteve
Oh, I didn't mean like that.
01:17:39
Devon Kopete
good Dude, the intro is great, too. Like, just the intro. Yeah, dude, watch.
01:17:43
fart souls
Who does the song, Devin?
01:17:44
Devon Kopete
ah No, it's Rap Boy and ah it's Who's Ready for Tomorrow.
01:17:46
slimeballsteve
Dude, anime, anime intros, come on, man.
01:17:47
fart souls
Rat boy. Oh, OK.
01:17:49
Hovid
Yeah, that it really fits Like I don't know if that Terminator anime show is gonna work.
01:17:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah, dude. Anyway, I can.
01:17:50
fart souls
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
01:17:56
Hovid
It should right Like I feel like the futuristic stuff and they kind of fits perfectly well and it works
01:17:57
slimeballsteve
Good segue.
01:18:06
fart souls
Wait, Edge Runners is on Netflix, too.
01:18:07
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:18:07
Devon Kopete
Yes.
01:18:09
fart souls
And they have Castlevania.
01:18:10
slimeballsteve
And they have Castlevania.
01:18:10
Hovid
and Yeah, Yeah.
01:18:11
Devon Kopete
Yes.
01:18:11
fart souls
And they have Terminator.
01:18:13
Devon Kopete
Yes. Yeah, I know. It's like they're secretly really good.
01:18:15
fart souls
What? They're secretly really good at making Western anime.
01:18:18
Devon Kopete
Anime.
01:18:20
Hovid
Yeah, I guess that's what it is, right?
01:18:20
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:18:22
Hovid
They know that.
01:18:22
fart souls
Is that what it is, Western anime? Or is that like, is that disingenuous or disrespectful?
01:18:24
Hovid
And you know what, John, they're picking the right things to make and make into enemies. That's what I think they're picking the right product to make an anime out of. Like I'm it fits.
01:18:35
fart souls
Yeah.
01:18:37
Hovid
Terminator should fit. They do like the 80s aesthetic. and it's like synth music and it's an anime, that shit's gonna pop off.
01:18:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:18:45
Hovid
It's gonna look like Akira.
01:18:45
slimeballsteve
Mm.
01:18:46
Devon Kopete
Also, John, I apologize. I'm a liar. The intro theme is, uh, for X runners is Franz Ferdinand. It's a fire.
01:18:53
fart souls
Oh, that's way better. I love France for today.
01:18:55
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:18:55
Hovid
Yeah.
01:18:56
Devon Kopete
I'll post it.
01:18:56
fart souls
Oh, you know what? Fuck, RK. I was just going to watch as runners.
01:19:00
Devon Kopete
Let's just get one in.
01:19:01
fart souls
Based on based on ah the intro music.
01:19:02
Devon Kopete
We gotta get one in. Yeah.
01:19:04
Hovid
And I really want you to hear your opinion when you're finished.
01:19:05
Devon Kopete
david
01:19:06
fart souls
Well, but real talk, though no, real talk, Evan, real talk, Evan.
01:19:07
Hovid
The very last episode, because that's a hell of a thing,
01:19:09
Devon Kopete
Mm-hmm.
01:19:09
fart souls
I was ah I don't know about I don't know what Chris's deal was, but like, like after hearing everybody talk about Arkane, I was I was like, you know, I got fucking door dash in my hotel room.
01:19:20
fart souls
I was like, You know, I had a date with myself that night to watch Arkane. I was getting ready to get hooked because everybody, you know, I was under the impression that I was going to be like obsessed with the show.
01:19:24
Hovid
Mm hmm.
01:19:28
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:19:31
fart souls
And I was like, I found myself, you know, on all my phone while the show's on, like looking, looking all their stuff up.
01:19:37
slimeballsteve
you You know what's funny though, Jon?
01:19:37
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:19:39
slimeballsteve
You have a tendency of Horizon God of warring yourself.
01:19:44
fart souls
ah No, wait, I was.
01:19:45
slimeballsteve
We're like, you you save them all for like, but you're talking about Batman, Caped Crusader.
01:19:47
fart souls
Wait, what did I watch before the.
01:19:51
fart souls
Well, I I started watching Batman, a great crusader because I was bored of Arkane. And I was like, oh, maybe I'll try this and see if this hits. And it totally fucking hit hard like right like.
01:20:02
fart souls
and And then I had no reason to go back to watching the rest of episode two of Arkane.
01:20:05
slimeballsteve
Okay, so it's when you got a ward, you got a ward before you horizon.
01:20:09
fart souls
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
01:20:11
slimeballsteve
Okay, that's fair.
01:20:11
fart souls
Yeah. What happened this time is I started Horizon, saw the child, the alloy and then and then
01:20:19
slimeballsteve
You're like, you're ridiculous.
01:20:19
fart souls
took a break and then started God of War and and finished God of War instead.
01:20:23
slimeballsteve
You can't go back. You can't go back after that.
01:20:25
fart souls
Yeah. So it's different.
01:20:26
Devon Kopete
So I'm pretty sure, just to kind of give you a heads up, I think the time jump is episode three or four.
01:20:26
fart souls
It's different time.
01:20:35
fart souls
Episode eight. Oh, no.
01:20:37
slimeballsteve
It is, it's episode three, I think.
01:20:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:20:39
fart souls
OK, so I was ah like, I was like right there and then.
01:20:41
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah. You're in the, you're in the early games, the origins.
01:20:43
fart souls
like I know what's going on in the show.
01:20:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah, no, no.
01:20:45
fart souls
It's just like, you know, just all set up, I guess.
01:20:46
Devon Kopete
And all right. so And I'll be honest, like I'm watching Arkane, right? I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I'm watching it. And then I get, to I guess, episode three. And then I was like, holy shit.
01:20:57
Devon Kopete
And then like it's not like I was uninterested, but I was kind of just probably looking at my phone a little bit, like watching it.
01:21:04
fart souls
in the first couple episodes, like me?
01:21:04
Devon Kopete
And then when like, yeah. And then when like the the the inciting kind of incident that turns into the time jump, I was like, oh, fuck.
01:21:06
fart souls
Okay, all right.
01:21:11
fart souls
is it Is it like an incident like of hereditary proportions where a child's head gets knocked off of a power pole?
01:21:17
Hovid
Yeah.
01:21:19
slimeballsteve
Um.
01:21:19
fart souls
Like, is that, is that?
01:21:20
Devon Kopete
ah That's that's really specific and it's pretty traumatic.
01:21:24
fart souls
No, but I mean, it's like is it like drop dead in your tracks and like you stop everything you're doing because something crazy happens?
01:21:29
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that episode is pretty traumatic because like you're just like.
01:21:30
fart souls
Okay, all right, okay, all right.
01:21:31
slimeballsteve
that's the That's the quote unquote heist episode.
01:21:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:36
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:21:38
Devon Kopete
It's kind of like what all good animes do, like like Attack on Titan, where you're like, they're just going to go on a big anime mission and then everybody gets eaten and you're like, oh, my God, wait, what?
01:21:38
fart souls
OK, I'll go back.
01:21:48
Devon Kopete
What am I watching? Uh, it's like that level of like traumatizing a little bit.
01:21:52
fart souls
OK, all right.
01:21:53
Devon Kopete
Um, but just, I don't know, i but in terms of like to watch one to watch, I don't know.
01:21:55
fart souls
OK, maybe I'll go back then. Chris, you have to.
01:21:58
slimeballsteve
But also, eve either way, we win.
01:21:59
fart souls
hello
01:22:00
Hovid
I guess.
01:22:01
slimeballsteve
Because cause either either John will john will like you know be like, you know what?
01:22:02
Hovid
Yeah, we're all watching good stuff here.
01:22:06
slimeballsteve
You were right. Or John will give us the most delightful scathing review of it. So we win either way.
01:22:13
fart souls
OK, fine.
01:22:15
slimeballsteve
I'm excited.
01:22:15
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah.
01:22:15
fart souls
Well, I kind of want to watch it so because the the ah the second season is coming out this year.
01:22:20
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah.
01:22:20
fart souls
Everybody's hyping it up like they dropped. They did the thing again, Devin, where they drop a trailer for a trailer. They're like, oh, new trailers coming out on Tuesday for Arkane season two.
01:22:26
Devon Kopete
yeah yeah
01:22:31
fart souls
and Everyone's like go crazy, so.
01:22:33
Devon Kopete
i mean arcane's like for sure it's a day one for me but that's just you know i'm a fan now i know yeah it has been and uh like and that was one of those situations too where the guy said yeah yeah go for it go for it
01:22:38
fart souls
OK.
01:22:38
slimeballsteve
I need to refresh myself, it's been so long.
01:22:43
fart souls
ah Kind of want it Can I segue into something here?
01:22:47
slimeballsteve
Oh yeah, yeah.
01:22:49
fart souls
I Kind of want to catch myself up on daredevil before
Trailer Reactions and Disney Projects
01:22:53
slimeballsteve
Oh.
01:22:53
fart souls
the born again comes out after seeing the leaked trailer Did you guys see the leaked trailer?
01:22:56
Devon Kopete
Mm hmm.
01:22:58
slimeballsteve
I saw some of the pictures you were posting.
01:23:00
fart souls
Bro Just
01:23:00
Devon Kopete
I saw. Yeah, I saw. I saw the league trail. Yeah. I'm getting to a point where they just need to say, like, fuck it. Just give give it to three days and they just released the ship.
01:23:08
fart souls
give the trailer yeah give it just release the trailer
01:23:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's it's getting annoying.
01:23:13
Hovid
I was kinda hoping Foggy and Karen weren't gonna be.
01:23:16
fart souls
i Don't think they will be Chris that that might that look like I mean like what in the trailer it looks like foggy and Karen are in like a crime alley situation and One of them is probably gonna die.
01:23:19
Hovid
Yes! who
01:23:28
Hovid
Whoo, which one do I want more?
01:23:29
slimeballsteve
Oh my God.
01:23:31
fart souls
No, i mean um I'm not even like fronting like it looks like one of was gonna die exactly, yeah
01:23:35
Hovid
Oh man, that's tough.
01:23:38
Devon Kopete
You know, what I'll be honest, and I'm not saying we're in a position where it's like, oh, things are gonna be way different.
01:23:38
fart souls
ah car he
01:23:44
Devon Kopete
But like, I just really hate it. Like, it just seems so childish, like the foggy plot line, the Karen plot lines, like in the old Netflix shows, it was like, this is a whole different show.
01:23:54
Hovid
yeah
01:23:55
fart souls
Yeah Yeah, and if they're going if they're using the the The title born again for this then they really need to they can't just like throw white tiger in in This and like be like, oh, yeah, it's born again.
01:23:56
Devon Kopete
What the fuck is this? And like,
01:24:09
Devon Kopete
yeah But like, dude, what?
01:24:09
fart souls
Like that's not that's not how this works Marvel Like you have to ruin you have to ruin max life in this season or else it's not born again.
01:24:10
Devon Kopete
ah What a wild jump, though.
01:24:12
Hovid
a
01:24:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:24:20
fart souls
I'm sorry so
01:24:20
Hovid
Yeah, very true it's very true
01:24:21
Devon Kopete
Yeah, what a wild jump, though, if like Disney, it only got hard when it went to Disney, you know, that'd be crazy.
01:24:27
slimeballsteve
Yeah. Like, what the hell?
01:24:29
fart souls
Well, they're using fucking what's his name?
01:24:29
Devon Kopete
Fucking.
01:24:32
fart souls
Muse, which is a pretty that's a pretty fucking dark as hell.
01:24:33
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:24:39
fart souls
Fucking he's what, the serial killer that uses blood for his art or whatever, like that's.
01:24:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:24:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:24:45
Hovid
What was that?
01:24:45
Devon Kopete
It is like eyes are constantly, he's, was that a Bendis plot?
01:24:49
fart souls
I think as a band, this guy, I think let me say, yeah, that's the what that's what I remember.
01:24:50
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:24:51
Hovid
Oh.
01:24:54
fart souls
He's not. the most memorable Daredevil rogues gallery guy, but I remember him being like.
01:25:00
Hovid
God, I hope they do that devil among us thing that Ben just did.
01:25:04
fart souls
They might I mean, they think they could after this, but.
01:25:07
Hovid
Oh, God, that was so cool.
01:25:08
fart souls
um Yeah, this guy's a yeah, this guy's a Chris, this guy's a serial killer that uses the blood of his victims in in very extravagant artworks that he places around the city.
01:25:13
Devon Kopete
ah yeah it's definitely musice yeah
01:25:23
fart souls
Like he uses the blood as as paint in his art that he places around the city.
01:25:25
Hovid
Ooh.
01:25:27
fart souls
So, yeah, it's like really like dark, right? But again, not really born again. So like if we're going born again, like we need Karen to fucking be a heroin addict, a porn star.
01:25:34
Hovid
Yeah.
01:25:39
Devon Kopete
Oh yeah, it's definitely Muse.
01:25:43
fart souls
And we need foggy foggy.
01:25:45
Devon Kopete
I don't mean.
01:25:47
fart souls
But we really there are there are parts in the trailer where where Matt is literally screaming like
01:25:47
Devon Kopete
Well, like, listen, that all went.
01:25:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:25:53
fart souls
He's a fucking deranged psychopath. So like like if I ever seen that I'm like, okay Maybe we are going born again.
01:25:56
Hovid
Good.
01:26:01
fart souls
We'll see But bullseye Yeah right Well, yeah, but this is it the age of Ultron is whatever like that that's not born again Evan Yeah, but that's whatever that's that's not
01:26:02
Devon Kopete
I will say, though, I think that's like when Age of Ultron came out and wasn't Age of Ultron as we know it, like I feel like the the name thing has gone up. Like, I think it's a cool name.
01:26:16
Devon Kopete
I know but like secret invasion wasn't secret invasion like born against just the name dude.
01:26:23
fart souls
Daredevil born again like this I I'll be really disappointed if math life isn't ruined so much that he that he fires an RPG at a fucking helicopter like but um be I'm not gonna lie.
01:26:24
Devon Kopete
Just say don't be surprised, you know.
01:26:38
fart souls
I'm gonna be really disappointed if that doesn't happen in this Okay, I've looked I'm looking at my shelf right now I got more I can see we're born again is on my shelf right now
01:26:38
Hovid
that
01:26:39
slimeballsteve
you
01:26:40
Hovid
ah ma that's
01:26:50
Hovid
So who's gonna replace that was that mayhem what the fuck was that guy's name the guy who ate the pills nuke, thank you I
01:26:55
Devon Kopete
A nuke? Well, nuke was in Daredevil season two or whatever.
01:26:57
fart souls
nuke yeah it was jessica jones i don't know but bullseye looks like bullseye's back too chris so yeah so bullseye
01:27:00
Hovid
Thought he was in Jessica Jones
01:27:01
Devon Kopete
Oh, fuck.
01:27:04
Hovid
So, I mean, they're connected tangentially, but...
01:27:10
Hovid
See, that's who I would replace Nuke with, right? That bullseye go after him?
01:27:15
Devon Kopete
Just just actually have cool nuke, though, you know?
01:27:18
fart souls
bullseye's back uh wilson wilson fisk is back he knows he knows um
01:27:18
Hovid
I guess. Is Nuke cool?
01:27:23
Devon Kopete
so No, no.
01:27:25
fart souls
Oh, the big news is that Punisher's back in this season as well.
01:27:28
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:27:29
Hovid
Johnny B's.
01:27:29
fart souls
That was the big news.
01:27:31
Hovid
Johnny B's. Alright.
01:27:33
Devon Kopete
Looking just as cool as ever.
01:27:35
Hovid
Yeah, he is really well casted. That's so true.
01:27:39
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:27:39
fart souls
Yeah, Michael, Michael Berzato is back as a.
01:27:39
Devon Kopete
I love jumper and thought, man.
01:27:45
fart souls
As the publisher.
01:27:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah. Give people, give people jobs.
01:27:48
fart souls
He's got pro fork. He's got when he when this John Bernthal throws a fork at somebody they actually die. They don't just get mad at the dinner table.
01:27:57
Hovid
I watch Wolf of Wall Street again and his performance in that is...
01:28:00
fart souls
Oh, yeah, he's amazing, dude.
01:28:01
Hovid
It's so fucking good, I swear to God.
01:28:02
fart souls
He's so good.
01:28:05
Hovid
He's such a trash human being.
01:28:05
Devon Kopete
Give me a pen.
01:28:05
fart souls
Is that what you're watching when you had fucking brain fog?
01:28:06
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Boom. Supply and demand.
01:28:08
Hovid
yeah because it made me laugh that move I only watched things that really made me laugh.
01:28:09
fart souls
Like, is that your brain fog movie, Chris?
01:28:13
fart souls
That movie is yeah, I watched that recently too, because Sam never watched it.
01:28:15
Hovid
God, so funny.
01:28:17
fart souls
And so I was like, oh, we got to watch this. And I was I was dying, dude.
01:28:19
Devon Kopete
I'll never rewatch where you're like, how did he not win the Oscar?
01:28:23
Hovid
Oh, no, i I think most performances in that movie are just phenomenal.
01:28:23
fart souls
Yeah.
01:28:26
Hovid
And it's so it's the funniest Martin Scorsese movie.
01:28:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:28:31
Hovid
It's so goddamn funny.
01:28:32
fart souls
Yeah, we're where where does the but fuck the The the first.
01:28:34
Hovid
Like that Steve Madden thing. Oh my god, it's so fun. It's so well shot.
01:28:38
fart souls
and The Aerotine Industries ah sales calling, where does that rank?
01:28:43
Hovid
ah
01:28:44
fart souls
Where is that ranking in Leonardo DiCaprio scenes?
01:28:45
Hovid
What the
01:28:47
fart souls
Because that's like that's like iconic now, I think, that scene.
01:28:50
Hovid
fuck did you do? that guy has go the ah How did you fucking do that?
01:28:52
fart souls
Yeah.
01:28:52
Devon Kopete
Oh,
01:28:54
fart souls
Oh, man. How did you fucking do that?
01:29:01
fart souls
That movie, that movie is that movie is really good.
01:29:01
Hovid
ah
01:29:04
Hovid
there's This is Amish guy, he likes building furniture. He doesn't care about the money. What the fuck are you talking about?
01:29:14
Hovid
Oh, it's good stuff. um All right, so we got some news here. We've been talking about it already, but some more.
01:29:21
Devon Kopete
I see. Yeah, I mean, I guess there's a whole lot of D23 stuff.
01:29:22
Devon Kopete
Oh, I see.
01:29:27
Hovid
ah
01:29:27
Devon Kopete
la
01:29:27
fart souls
Oh, OK, one. OK, there's a couple quick things I want to get and out of the way.
01:29:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go, let's go.
01:29:32
fart souls
The Toy Story five thing is kind of weird because Woody's and all the stuff and then he leave.
01:29:37
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Wait, what's more pointless? Incredibles 3 or Tor Story 5?
01:29:41
Hovid
oh Man, that's a good one So
01:29:42
fart souls
it Depends if it credit credible student. Incredibles 3 could be a prequel and that would be legit. and I'll be sick All right um The other thing the other thing is the i watch the Mufasa trailer and that was kind of weird because they're
01:29:49
Devon Kopete
Okay. All right. Nevermind. You turn me on.
01:29:51
Hovid
you're recasting Craig T Nelson, ah I don't like that
01:29:53
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:29:57
Devon Kopete
But then, but then it's like Woody.
01:30:02
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:30:05
Devon Kopete
We're best friends.
01:30:06
fart souls
Listen, listen, listen to this, Steve or Chris, because I know you didn't watch the trailer, right?
01:30:10
Hovid
here
01:30:11
fart souls
You don't have to. I'm not telling you to watch it. But what they're doing with the story is kind of strange because it looks like Scar was the rightful heir to the throne and they adopted Mufasa because he was a stray lion cub.
01:30:27
fart souls
So something happens where Mufasa just takes the throne from Scar and you're you're kind of like
01:30:27
Devon Kopete
Yes.
01:30:35
fart souls
Was Scar right the whole time? Because he's supposed to be the king?
01:30:39
Hovid
Is he a closeted gay lion?
01:30:41
Devon Kopete
That's what they find out.
01:30:41
fart souls
I don't know.
01:30:41
Hovid
He doesn't know.
01:30:41
Devon Kopete
That's why they don't give them the crown.
01:30:43
Hovid
He doesn't know, but Michelle Ali is his father figure.
01:30:44
fart souls
So I don't know, man.
01:30:45
Devon Kopete
Back in the.
01:30:49
Hovid
Ah, it just kinda makes me sad, that's all.
01:30:53
Devon Kopete
Teaches move fast out of swim, dude.
01:30:53
Hovid
It's probably gonna be good. It's probably gonna be good, I think.
01:30:56
Devon Kopete
Don't say that, it won't be.
01:30:58
Hovid
I'm just, man.
01:30:59
fart souls
It's Barry Jenkins, dude.
01:31:00
Hovid
I know, that's why I'm thinking it's gonna be good.
01:31:01
fart souls
What if it's just me? yeah What if it's just moonlight, but with lions?
01:31:05
Hovid
I mean, that's great.
01:31:08
Hovid
just do that again fucking
01:31:08
fart souls
this issue issue Mufasa three stages of his life when he's a child what he's a Something traumatic or tragic as to happen We'll see or maybe bear junks just getting that back too, which is fine.
01:31:13
Devon Kopete
He's all C-super ripped by the end.
01:31:16
slimeballsteve
Thank
01:31:16
Hovid
mom's a crackhead it's gonna go down in the corner the fuck you doing you got a kid
01:31:21
slimeballsteve
you.
01:31:25
Devon Kopete
You never sit at the table with go back to the door. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
01:31:33
Devon Kopete
I guess I kind of watched the other Lion King movies. I never did watch the.
01:31:37
fart souls
I
01:31:38
Hovid
This kills me.
01:31:38
fart souls
Uh, shit's probably fine. I think it's like almost frame for frame, the original.
01:31:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:31:45
fart souls
and
01:31:46
Devon Kopete
You know, I'll do it.
01:31:47
Hovid
I don't know. All these movies are pointless, Evan. Can I vote for them all?
01:31:51
Devon Kopete
No, you cannot. Leelow and Stitch, Chris, didn't you see him?
01:31:52
Hovid
Okay.
01:31:56
Devon Kopete
He's live action.
01:31:56
Hovid
Yeah, he said a slur.
01:31:57
fart souls
i i really I actually, you know what?
01:31:58
Hovid
He said a slur.
01:31:59
fart souls
I kind of, ah he did it. That's so stupid.
01:32:01
Hovid
What slur was it? I didn't even read it.
01:32:03
fart souls
It was the N word people think that he said.
01:32:03
Hovid
Is it the... Oh, shit.
01:32:05
Devon Kopete
What? Wait, what?
01:32:06
fart souls
Yeah. Wait, you didn't see that. That's like going all over Twitter right now.
01:32:09
Devon Kopete
Stitch says a slurred egg?
01:32:09
Hovid
No.
01:32:13
fart souls
Yeah, people are like freaking out. They're trying to cancel them already because he it's yeah it sounds like it sounds like he says it here.
01:32:15
Devon Kopete
Stitch says...
01:32:15
Hovid
You put that in movies?
01:32:18
Devon Kopete
Oh...
01:32:19
Hovid
Oh,
01:32:19
fart souls
Let me let me. um Ray posted ah the link to it.
01:32:24
Hovid
oh I think I heard it.
01:32:26
fart souls
Three seconds in.
01:32:28
Devon Kopete
uh... where is it in movies?
01:32:29
Hovid
Yeah, I heard it.
01:32:29
fart souls
Three seconds and the thing that you just said, you just.
01:32:32
Devon Kopete
Jesus Christ. Oh, I heard that!
01:32:36
Hovid
Oh, yeah, yeah, there it is. There it is.
01:32:38
Devon Kopete
What?
01:32:40
Hovid
Yeah, it's real.
01:32:41
fart souls
But he's so cute.
01:32:43
Hovid
Lilo's stitch is real, man.
01:32:45
fart souls
But he's so cute. He's so cute, Devan.
01:32:46
Hovid
That's. You can get away with it.
01:32:47
fart souls
Come on.
01:32:48
Hovid
You can say he can say he's cute, right?
01:32:53
Devon Kopete
yeah yeah
01:32:54
Hovid
That's how it works.
01:32:55
fart souls
Now you can't hear it.
01:32:55
Hovid
If you're really adorable.
01:32:56
fart souls
Now you can't hear it.
01:32:58
Hovid
I heard it, though.
01:33:02
Hovid
I wonder what that word means in his language is mean like Let's have a good time.
01:33:06
Devon Kopete
No, no, dude, dude, dude, Chris, Chris, look at his face when he says it.
01:33:07
fart souls
I mean, it's hope.
01:33:08
slimeballsteve
Oh man. means hope No.
01:33:09
fart souls
It's hope.
01:33:10
Hovid
He's off!
01:33:14
Hovid
Yeah, it's mean, right?
01:33:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah, it's there's not like, oh, he's like, I see a lot of this at D 23.
01:33:16
Hovid
He's got some hate there.
01:33:18
fart souls
He's really putting he's really putting it in there. He's putting it in there He really his design is really adorable though this stitch I'm not gonna lie I guess you've never been to Japan where they worship stitch for some reason
01:33:22
Hovid
Yeah, he saw something on this planet.
01:33:24
slimeballsteve
Yeah. He just heard that a Joe Rogan came out for ah RFK jr.
01:33:25
Hovid
And he...
01:33:28
slimeballsteve
And he's freaking out.
01:33:28
Hovid
They've done this to me.
01:33:29
Devon Kopete
yes What have they done to me?
01:33:38
Hovid
Of course.
01:33:39
Devon Kopete
I'll be that guy.
01:33:39
Hovid
Of course.
01:33:40
Devon Kopete
I've never quite enjoyed the Stitch movie.
01:33:45
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, I mean, fair.
01:33:46
Hovid
Really?
01:33:47
fart souls
They really love Stitch over there for some reason. I don't know why.
01:33:50
Hovid
Whoa.
01:33:51
fart souls
Steve, why does Japan love Lilo and Stitch?
01:33:53
Hovid
He's adorable.
01:33:54
slimeballsteve
He's cute.
01:33:55
Hovid
He looks like a monster and he's adorable at the same time.
01:33:57
fart souls
But they have all the other cute stuff. They got video Ghibli.
01:33:59
slimeballsteve
Yeah, dude, they want all of it.
01:34:01
Hovid
Do you know how many pocket monsters they created?
01:34:03
slimeballsteve
Yo, if it's like 900 at this point. ah Man, dude, if Studio Ghibli, Lilo Stitch.
01:34:15
Devon Kopete
I mean, that would infinitely make it better.
01:34:16
Hovid
I mean, well, yeah, like that would make He would never do that Because he's an angry man He probably saw elo and stitch and was like throwing up like he had to go out and leave 100%
01:34:21
slimeballsteve
No.
01:34:24
slimeballsteve
He's like, basically dead.
01:34:30
Devon Kopete
You think that's any time he sees anything that isn't his own shit? He's like, oh, what? He saw Arkane and he threw up.
01:34:39
Hovid
An American anime? This vlog's out.
01:34:41
Devon Kopete
Oh, yeah. Are you kidding me? Oh, yeah, sorry, I didn't.
01:34:48
Hovid
Gotta love him though. He's that crotchy old
Controversies in Film Remakes
01:34:50
Hovid
man, right?
01:34:50
Devon Kopete
Um, yeah, there's Snow White Caesar, which people don't like her, right?
01:34:55
fart souls
Yeah, which I thought she got canceled yeah people hate her I
01:34:57
Devon Kopete
Well, i didn' she I think she got canceled for for being just obnoxious, though.
01:35:03
Hovid
Snow White?
01:35:03
Devon Kopete
Like, because she...
01:35:04
fart souls
and But then she was in that banger hunger games movie that was really good Rachel Zegler that what you call it.
01:35:06
Hovid
Oh.
01:35:07
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, she was.
01:35:09
Hovid
Who we talking about?
01:35:10
Devon Kopete
Rachel Zegler, like,
01:35:12
Hovid
Who's that?
01:35:12
Devon Kopete
I she's she's Snow White movie.
01:35:14
fart souls
She's from um, uh, fucking west side story west side story The Steven Spielberg
01:35:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah, West Side Story.
01:35:18
Hovid
Oh, that's not helping.
01:35:20
Devon Kopete
The Snow White movie, The Hunger Games movie that had come out.
01:35:24
Hovid
Whoa, yeah, I don't, phew, blind spot.
01:35:26
Devon Kopete
Yeah, she's. Yeah, I think she's like.
01:35:31
Devon Kopete
There's no other real way I could say I think it's like.
01:35:33
Hovid
Oh, she's one of the members of the Marvel family in Shazam.
01:35:37
Devon Kopete
Maybe. Maybe.
01:35:41
Hovid
The older, the ones with the powers.
01:35:41
fart souls
Maybe?
01:35:44
Devon Kopete
Pot, it's not ringing any bells.
01:35:46
fart souls
Maybe?
01:35:47
Hovid
Hey, she's from Jersey.
01:35:49
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but I think she's like super woke, like to a point where it's like, oh, like, because I think she was the one who was banging the drum of like, oh, why are we hiring little people? That's offensive. And then everybody's like, dude, this looks like shit in this movie.
01:36:04
Devon Kopete
And and then a bunch of little people were like, thanks for costing us jobs.
01:36:08
Hovid
Hmm.
01:36:10
Devon Kopete
That's right. OK, she was in the really, really bad Shazam. She's not part of the mom family.
01:36:15
Hovid
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
01:36:16
slimeballsteve
The second one.
01:36:17
Devon Kopete
Yeah, the completely forgettable second.
01:36:20
Hovid
I saw that come up under IMB. I was like, oh, oh.
01:36:22
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but ah no, she's um I truly just don't know what her deal is, but I think she's just kind of she's done. We rubbed people the wrong way. And by people, I think she's somehow figured a way to just irritate everybody.
01:36:39
Devon Kopete
Um, which is, you know, great. Uh, I mean, it's been 10 seconds and it doesn't look that good.
01:36:43
fart souls
Yeah, but I mean the movie looks looks kind of weird.
01:36:50
fart souls
Looks weird like that.
01:36:50
slimeballsteve
Yeah, I don't think so I don't think Snow White is a story for a modern audience.
01:36:50
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:36:55
Devon Kopete
yeah It's like, how, how is this going to get modernized? You know, or, or don't they like, I'm thinking of fables.
01:36:58
fart souls
Isn't she she's supposed to bang all of them, right?
01:37:00
Hovid
Oh, hell yeah. If you wanna, if you wanna go, if you wanna adapt it faithfully, oh.
01:37:03
fart souls
What?
01:37:05
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you're thinking of fables.
01:37:06
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:37:08
Hovid
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of, too.
01:37:11
Devon Kopete
Oh, boy.
01:37:11
Hovid
She should bang them all, though, right?
01:37:15
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:37:15
Hovid
Disney's going rated R. Why not?
01:37:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah, after Deadpool Wolverine.
01:37:18
fart souls
Yeah.
01:37:18
Devon Kopete
OK, wait.
01:37:19
Hovid
Fucking do it.
01:37:20
Devon Kopete
So she said, so this is what she.
01:37:21
slimeballsteve
R rated Star Wars, baby skeleton crew, all skeletons.
01:37:24
Hovid
Fucking Luke Skywalker is here!
01:37:24
Devon Kopete
Do.
01:37:27
Hovid
That motherfucker! Imagine that it in a Star Wars movie.
01:37:30
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:37:31
slimeballsteve
um You've got my money.
01:37:33
Devon Kopete
Yeah, so she said, ah I mean.
01:37:35
Hovid
That bastard Jar Jar.
01:37:37
Devon Kopete
Jesus Christ.
01:37:38
Hovid
Sorry.
01:37:39
Devon Kopete
The regular said it's just not 1937 anymore. We absolutely wrote a Snow White that she's not going to be saved by the prince and she's not going to be dreaming about true love.
01:37:50
Devon Kopete
She would be dreaming about becoming the leader. She knows you can be and that her late father told her she would be.
01:37:54
fart souls
She not cancel for that?
01:37:56
Devon Kopete
I don't know.
01:37:56
fart souls
Stupid.
01:37:57
Devon Kopete
I think she just kind of the original cartoon came out in 1937 and very evidently. So it's a big focus on her love story with the guy who literally stalks are weird. So we didn't do it this time. Uh, and then people are like, why are you dumping on this?
01:38:10
Devon Kopete
Uh, it's a whole different concept. I just totally disagree with it. And I know my dad and Walt would have also very much disagreed with it. Uh, thoughts are radical and change the stories. Yeah.
01:38:21
Devon Kopete
She was just like, yeah, that old movie sucked. And, uh, I didn't like it. And everybody's like, why, why are you dumping on this movie that you're in? I think it's a little bit of that. And it's, it's just, you know, they're like, Hey, why don't you.
01:38:31
fart souls
okay
01:38:35
Devon Kopete
You know, this is like a few years ago, too. So it was like 2022. People are making.
01:38:39
slimeballsteve
Is this one of the movies you think that has been in the can for a while?
01:38:44
Devon Kopete
I feel like, yeah, I think it got delayed because of Covid, I think.
01:38:48
Hovid
Holy shit, that long ago.
01:38:48
Devon Kopete
So people are people are making these because she's well I mean, she's talking about in October 2022.
01:38:54
Hovid
OK.
01:38:55
Devon Kopete
People are making these jokes about ours being the PC Snow White, where it's like, yeah, it is because it needed that.
01:38:57
fart souls
Mmm, uh, okay.
01:39:01
Devon Kopete
It's an 85 year old cartoon. And our version is a refreshing story about a young woman who has a function beyond someday my prince will come. Yeah, I don't know.
01:39:11
Devon Kopete
um It's quotes of context.
01:39:12
Hovid
You know what? Don't make it.
01:39:14
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:39:15
Hovid
If it's over, make it.
01:39:15
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I think maybe that was it, though. I think people are like, you know, you didn't have to be in this movie if all you're doing is shitting on it.
01:39:21
Hovid
ah
01:39:22
Devon Kopete
I think a little bit of that. I think a little bit of that.
01:39:22
Hovid
Well, thank God we're getting a Moana too.
01:39:24
Devon Kopete
Not saying she's completely off base because it is a data. Yeah. Hey, The Rock needs money.
01:39:32
Hovid
He sure does.
01:39:33
slimeballsteve
The Rock needs to eat after Black Adam bombed.
01:39:33
Devon Kopete
Yeah, in
01:39:36
Hovid
hey Took all of his money with him.
01:39:38
Devon Kopete
um yeah we talked about, on two we talked about Frozen 3. No, we didn't. But hey, there's a Frozen 3, guys.
01:39:48
Devon Kopete
The Agatha all Long Trailer I watched. I liked it. I liked it, guys.
01:39:52
fart souls
Yeah.
01:39:52
Devon Kopete
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:39:53
fart souls
yeah
01:39:54
Devon Kopete
I did. Take me to jail. I liked it.
01:39:57
Hovid
right
01:39:58
Devon Kopete
ah Oh, and that skeleton crew trailer. I had no idea about this. I thought it was an animated show. And then it's just like children start war show, which is I'm here for is just the rage that it will create.
01:40:06
Hovid
Alright.
01:40:13
Hovid
I'm already mad.
01:40:13
Devon Kopete
The people are going to get so bad about this and I'm ready and I'm through.
01:40:17
slimeballsteve
I mean, I'm furious because it's like I'm expecting skeletons.
01:40:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:40:21
Hovid
Yeah, I want a skeleton in Star Wars.
01:40:23
Devon Kopete
Do you guys not know what the term skeleton crew means though?
01:40:24
Hovid
I want a skeleton
01:40:25
slimeballsteve
No, I do, but like be literal about it.
01:40:27
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:40:27
Hovid
I want a skeleton in Star Wars. I want him to say the following line. Get that dumb bitch job of the hunt on the phone. I'm going to chew his ass out right now.
01:40:34
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:40:35
slimeballsteve
Oh, that movie's jar rated. Yeah, it's like Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Binks, Devin, you.
01:40:44
Devon Kopete
Sorry. You're right. I'm sorry.
01:40:47
Hovid
Charge our banks, you son of a bitch.
01:40:47
Devon Kopete
I Yeah, no.
01:40:47
slimeballsteve
You wink-and-poop. How you doin', buddy?
01:40:52
Devon Kopete
People are just mad that there's a suburbs in Star Trek or Star Wars now, which is already it's it's a gift.
01:40:58
slimeballsteve
Star Wars is just now, dude.
01:40:58
Hovid
Mm.
01:41:00
slimeballsteve
Star Wars is just now, man.
01:41:01
Devon Kopete
Just mad Saturday night trailer came out about I guess the first SNL.
01:41:07
slimeballsteve
Dude.
01:41:08
Devon Kopete
Which is probably going to be bad.
01:41:10
slimeballsteve
Are they gonna have the... um
01:41:12
Devon Kopete
I hope it's good.
01:41:14
slimeballsteve
Are they gonna have the Billy Crystal ah fight?
01:41:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I think they're talking about it. Like it's in the trailer.
01:41:22
slimeballsteve
Or not Billy Crystal.
01:41:24
Devon Kopete
Uh, the fucking, what's his name? He's dead.
01:41:27
slimeballsteve
Oh, no, no, I'm thinking, so apparently there was a there was a big fight between um
01:41:28
Devon Kopete
Belushi.
01:41:35
slimeballsteve
Why'd I say Billy Crystal? Not Billy Crystal. Chevy Chase and Bill Murray.
01:41:39
Hovid
Oh, bill aa and Bill Murray.
01:41:39
fart souls
you
01:41:41
Hovid
Yeah.
01:41:41
slimeballsteve
Yeah, there was like they had like a fight backstage and then they did the show.
01:41:46
Hovid
Well, he quit in the second season, right? Chevy Chase.
01:41:50
slimeballsteve
I don't remember, I think so. And then he came back and then they fought.
01:41:53
Hovid
Yeah, that's what it was.
01:41:54
slimeballsteve
what if Okay, what if this is a movie where it's like they try to do a show around a fight?
01:42:02
Devon Kopete
Well, I think this movie is about the first night they ever do it, which I love movies that are just like one day into a night.
01:42:06
slimeballsteve
a
01:42:08
Hovid
I wanna be honest, I'll be honest with you guys, I think you're wrong. I think Apocalypse is gonna show up at the after credits.
01:42:14
Devon Kopete
And it's going to be weirdly hot.
01:42:14
slimeballsteve
um are you When you say apocalypse, do you mean X-Men apocalypse?
01:42:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:42:16
Hovid
Yeah, I'm talking about X-Men, man.
01:42:18
Devon Kopete
Weirdly hot apocalypse.
01:42:18
slimeballsteve
Okay.
01:42:19
Devon Kopete
Yeah. ah Yeah.
01:42:21
Hovid
You have, bit Billy Joel on tonight.
01:42:21
Devon Kopete
And there was.
01:42:25
Hovid
He is nothing but the water breaking on the rocks that is Apocalypse.
01:42:30
Devon Kopete
Whoa, you're so cool, dude.
01:42:31
slimeballsteve
That's actually, you know what? I never really thought of it. How many times do you think they got which heroes to host Saturday Night Live in the Marvelverse?
01:42:36
Devon Kopete
Apocalypse.
01:42:39
Devon Kopete
Oh.
01:42:40
Hovid
i really want
01:42:40
slimeballsteve
Like how many times do you think like Tony Stark or Captain America have hosted?
01:42:44
Hovid
I'm pissed the boys haven't done that with like soldier boy.
01:42:44
Devon Kopete
Oh.
01:42:48
Hovid
I really am because that is that would be hilarious.
01:42:51
Devon Kopete
Never mind, damn. Yeah. Well, who, we all know Tony would,
01:42:57
Hovid
tellny
01:42:57
Devon Kopete
Actually, Tony would just be as expected. I think who would be the shocking over performer, you know, like who would who would.
01:43:05
slimeballsteve
Oh, like when Big Show showed up that one time?
01:43:08
Devon Kopete
I get like who would just be the guy that's way better than you think you would have been. Because I think Cap would have sucked. I don't think Cap would be good.
01:43:15
Hovid
Yeah, he'd be stiff.
01:43:16
Devon Kopete
Yeah, they he just doesn't get the comedy.
01:43:19
Hovid
I mean, Spider-Man is obvious, right?
01:43:20
slimeballsteve
Dude, they wouldn't let Spider-Man on.
01:43:21
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:43:22
Hovid
No.
01:43:23
Devon Kopete
No, he won't let you know who he is.
01:43:23
slimeballsteve
Spider-Man?
01:43:25
Devon Kopete
He's like, this is my secret identity.
01:43:25
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
01:43:25
Hovid
No, that's true.
01:43:26
slimeballsteve
They're like, you got to take it off.
01:43:26
Devon Kopete
he's out He's out.
01:43:28
slimeballsteve
You got to take it off.
01:43:28
Devon Kopete
I bet your Hawkeye, Hawkeye would be shockingly good.
01:43:28
Hovid
ahde
01:43:31
Devon Kopete
I think Bruce Banner too.
01:43:32
Hovid
Doom.
01:43:34
slimeballsteve
Dude.
01:43:34
Devon Kopete
Dude.
01:43:35
Hovid
He's great. He's always professional. He writes gets sketches.
01:43:39
slimeballsteve
Yeah, he's in the he's in the writer's room with them.
01:43:42
Hovid
Oh, no. I think Fart Biscuits is funnier.
01:43:45
slimeballsteve
you furbi This a hoot.
01:43:46
Devon Kopete
Doom thinks fart biscuits funny.
01:43:50
Hovid
We should go with fart biscuits.
01:43:50
Devon Kopete
You know, he's basically who would he be? He'd be who they say is the worst. That's an L. He'd be Steven Seagal.
01:43:57
Hovid
toal Oh no way!
01:43:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he'd be just Steve. No, I would.
01:44:00
slimeballsteve
a
01:44:00
Devon Kopete
I win the fight. No, it's not funny. Oh, it'd be thinking be really funny if he came in these guys. No, I just kicked her ass. Oh, OK. Now, doom would be a terrible hose, dude.
01:44:08
slimeballsteve
i think I think Luke Cage would do a a phenomenal show. I think, ah who else is like New York based?
01:44:14
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:44:20
slimeballsteve
I mean, I guess you don't need to be New York based.
01:44:20
Devon Kopete
Uh,
01:44:21
fart souls
Everybody in Marvel?
01:44:22
slimeballsteve
Yeah, everybody in Marvel. ah Wonder Man. Wonder Man's definitely done SNL.
01:44:28
Devon Kopete
like who's the Ryan Gosling, right? Who's the guy that just like ratings are going to go up.
01:44:32
slimeballsteve
Ryan Gosling.
01:44:33
Hovid
Ryan Gosselin in the world.
01:44:34
Devon Kopete
no
01:44:35
slimeballsteve
Deadpool.
01:44:37
Devon Kopete
people goji ah
01:44:40
fart souls
Well.
01:44:40
Devon Kopete
He'd be terrible. All right. Last thing I got, I don't know if you guys I really, really like this Blacksmith Wukong trailer. I was like, oh, this game is going to be fucking insane.
01:44:51
Hovid
The monkey game?
01:44:53
Devon Kopete
Dude, it looks so good.
01:44:54
Hovid
Oh shit.
01:44:55
Devon Kopete
Like you guys talk about your fucking Elden Ring. You guys should be eating this shit up.
01:44:59
Hovid
I like the monkey game.
01:45:00
Devon Kopete
I'm telling you.
01:45:01
Hovid
I got none against monkey game.
01:45:01
Devon Kopete
Listen, I'm sorry. It's it's called Blacksmith Wukong.
01:45:04
fart souls
I have to like it because it's on my fantasy team.
01:45:05
Devon Kopete
dude It's called black myth Wukong final trailer.
01:45:07
Hovid
Oh, really?
01:45:08
Devon Kopete
I really do just take it the weirdest shit I might if it's not like fuck you difficult.
01:45:10
fart souls
Are you gonna get it, Devin?
01:45:14
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I might Yeah, it's a
01:45:15
Hovid
It looks like fun.
01:45:15
fart souls
It's not gonna be. Man, that was the most condescending and analysis by Chris ever.
01:45:22
Hovid
yeah
01:45:23
fart souls
ah ah ah ever Of a, a, of a Souls-like nod from Silver.
01:45:23
Hovid
ah
01:45:27
fart souls
Yeah, it looks fun.
01:45:28
Hovid
Hey, I'm softening up since lies be all right.
01:45:28
slimeballsteve
no
01:45:31
fart souls
Well, you know, I, yeah, at least, yeah, at least you didn't, at least you're not giving it the lives of P-Treatment, which apparently, which apparently is a really good game, people say.
01:45:32
Hovid
yeah see
01:45:35
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:45:37
Hovid
Yeah, well.
01:45:37
slimeballsteve
Is this the souls like Okay Devin Then are you really gonna buy this game?
01:45:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:45:39
fart souls
Yeah, it's a soul like monkey game.
01:45:39
Devon Kopete
I, I mean, yeah.
01:45:41
fart souls
It's monkey, monkey souls.
01:45:43
Devon Kopete
I mean, dude, the first thing you see is this weird little tree man clapping. And it's like, if it's not, uh, well, I mean, we listen, we all know what's getting preference.
01:45:47
slimeballsteve
Come on, let's be real Space Marine 2 comes out like a week after
01:45:51
Hovid
Yeah.
01:45:55
Devon Kopete
Like, you know, um,
01:45:56
Hovid
When does that game come out?
01:45:56
slimeballsteve
You have two weeks, you have two weeks to be Wukong.
01:46:00
Hovid
When is Space Marine 2?
01:46:00
slimeballsteve
Space Marine comes out, if you get the like Ultra edition, it comes out September 5th.
01:46:05
Devon Kopete
I'm not buying the Ultra. I'm not spending a hundred dollars.
01:46:06
slimeballsteve
Yeah, you're not gonna get the Ultra Marine pack, the Mr.
01:46:08
fart souls
Wow.
01:46:08
Devon Kopete
No, no, no, no, explain it.
01:46:08
slimeballsteve
Space Marine, dude, dude, dude, dude.
01:46:11
fart souls
Devin, you're soft.
01:46:12
Devon Kopete
No, no, explain it, Steve.
01:46:13
fart souls
Devin, you're soft.
01:46:13
slimeballsteve
I already bought it, I already bought the Ultra edition.
01:46:14
fart souls
ah
01:46:15
Devon Kopete
You bought the hundred dollar edition.
01:46:16
slimeballsteve
I bought the $100 edition, Devin, you're the Space Marine guy.
01:46:19
Devon Kopete
I'm not doing that.
01:46:19
fart souls
Wow, Devin.
01:46:20
Devon Kopete
I'm not doing that.
01:46:20
fart souls
Yeah.
01:46:22
Devon Kopete
No, dude.
01:46:22
slimeballsteve
dude if you dude a Dude, a star in the universe just died.
01:46:25
Devon Kopete
i No, no, because I have some fucking self respect.
01:46:26
fart souls
That's insane. No, no, that's no that's wild to me. No, Devin, Devin, Devin. Devin, Devin, Devin. Hold on. Hold on.
01:46:31
Devon Kopete
That's ridiculous.
01:46:31
fart souls
Hold on. Time out. Time out.
01:46:32
Devon Kopete
I must spend a hundred dollars.
01:46:32
fart souls
Time out. though Time out. Time out. Time out. um um out Time out. I don't care what is in it or even if it's worth it, Devin, but the fact that a non-Warhammer player that like Steve bought the ultra addiction and you're not, like that's disappointment.
01:46:44
Hovid
okay
01:46:46
Devon Kopete
I'm disappointed in Steve.
01:46:50
slimeballsteve
I like the first one.
01:46:51
Devon Kopete
I think Steve needs to have more bills, man.
01:46:52
slimeballsteve
The first one was so good.
01:46:53
Hovid
First one is good.
01:46:54
Devon Kopete
He's got too much money to spend, man.
01:46:54
fart souls
what is in the What is in the ultra edition? What's in it?
01:46:58
Devon Kopete
Yeah, Steve, what's in it?
01:46:58
slimeballsteve
All right, hold on. Let me pull it up for you.
01:47:00
fart souls
um
01:47:00
slimeballsteve
Let me pull it up for you. What's the game called again? baseman Spaceman?
01:47:04
Hovid
Jesus Christ.
01:47:04
slimeballsteve
Spaceman 2?
01:47:05
Devon Kopete
Yeah. What's this game? It's about $100 on?
01:47:09
slimeballsteve
All right, hold on.
01:47:10
fart souls
Did my ah people my destiny clan are gonna pick this up Devin does that mean does that mean I'm gonna pick it up no but But it looks like it's there's a lot of height
01:47:11
Hovid
It looks good.
01:47:14
Devon Kopete
Oh, I mean,
01:47:15
Hovid
It looks really good.
01:47:18
Devon Kopete
Should.
01:47:19
slimeballsteve
No.
01:47:20
Devon Kopete
Should John.
01:47:20
slimeballsteve
All right. What's in? Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. What do you get? OK, so I'm going to give you the there's three. There's the basic edition where the basic edition you get the game.
01:47:27
Devon Kopete
OK.
01:47:31
slimeballsteve
And then if you preorder it, you get the McCrag chosen DLC.
01:47:32
fart souls
but
01:47:34
slimeballsteve
I don't know what that is.
01:47:35
Devon Kopete
Just skins.
01:47:37
slimeballsteve
um And then ah you can.
01:47:38
Hovid
Skins.
01:47:39
fart souls
those arere Good skins are good though Devin.
01:47:40
Devon Kopete
Well, that's that's the standard.
01:47:41
fart souls
You don't like skin Okay, okay, okay What and you don't want that You're getting the basic and you're getting the basic one dev and Devin You're not even get the one where you get advanced access.
01:47:43
Devon Kopete
That's the standard preorder.
01:47:44
slimeballsteve
That's the standard preorder.
01:47:45
Devon Kopete
it's ah It's a it's a bolter chainsword and pauldron skin.
01:47:45
slimeballsteve
This is.
01:47:48
slimeballsteve
This is.
01:47:50
Devon Kopete
No, that's the one I'm going to get. That's the one I'm getting.
01:47:59
Devon Kopete
Well, let's let Steve finish.
01:47:59
slimeballsteve
Well, also. Yeah.
01:48:05
slimeballsteve
Devin four days early.
01:48:06
Devon Kopete
listen No, because times is tight.
01:48:07
fart souls
I
01:48:08
Devon Kopete
Times is tight, my guys.
01:48:09
fart souls
Bro, oh my god.
01:48:09
slimeballsteve
i yeah I get you, I get you, I get you, but hold on.
01:48:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:48:12
slimeballsteve
So 89.99 gold edition, gold edition, 89.99.
01:48:15
Devon Kopete
That's the four days early edition.
01:48:17
slimeballsteve
You get four days early and you also get the season pass.
01:48:17
fart souls
Yeah, that's four days.
01:48:20
Devon Kopete
Bro, I'm not.
01:48:21
slimeballsteve
Now hold on.
01:48:22
fart souls
Yeah, that I mean, I think that's worth it at that point, if you get the season pass.
01:48:24
slimeballsteve
Now hold on. Now hold on.
01:48:26
Devon Kopete
We don't even notice these methods.
01:48:26
slimeballsteve
Now if you get the ultra edition for $10 more, 99.99 hundo, you get all that plus the ultramarine champion pass.
01:48:31
fart souls
For hunt of a Hondo.
01:48:39
Devon Kopete
What's the champion pack, Steve?
01:48:39
fart souls
What's that? What's in that? What's in that?
01:48:40
slimeballsteve
i don't know <unk> I got ten dogs more man it's again
01:48:42
Hovid
Hahahaha!
01:48:42
fart souls
You get you get ah you get ah you got actual physical figures.
01:48:44
Devon Kopete
Let's say, you know, somebody's got too much fucking money, man.
01:48:49
Devon Kopete
You don't even know what's in it. Anyway, I'll have the $100.
01:48:53
fart souls
yeah But real talk though, Devin, you don't want to play it early. That's kind of wild.
01:48:58
Devon Kopete
No. um No, because I'm.
01:49:01
fart souls
what if everybody else What if everybody else in Discord is just like, they just don't want to play with you?
01:49:05
Devon Kopete
Listen.
01:49:07
fart souls
Because because you're gonna be cuz you're gonna be lipidate you're gonna be too small you'll be trippy trippy Just saying man Wait you get that you wait you get it on September 5th
01:49:08
Devon Kopete
and
01:49:10
Devon Kopete
Wow. I'll be honest. That would hurt. That would hurt. That would hurt my feelings.
01:49:15
slimeballsteve
Oh, dude, they held divers to you.
01:49:15
Devon Kopete
No. So.
01:49:20
Devon Kopete
aa ah Dino damage, dude. Let's dude. A hundred bucks. Steve doesn't even know what it's getting.
01:49:34
fart souls
Instead of the ninth and then September 5th is so Devin people are gonna be playing on Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday and then you're gonna play it on Monday that that sounds like a horrible That sounds horrible.
01:49:48
fart souls
Like you can't even play it on the weekend You don't have weekends anymore you got you got a fucking oh My god, you have a dog Wow, like it's you know you the dog can't
01:49:49
Devon Kopete
ah but you mean do i can't do I don't have weekends anymore, man. I'm not allowed to hang out with this dog and shit.
01:50:00
Devon Kopete
yeah It's a lot of work.
01:50:04
fart souls
Yeah, that's a lot of work man.
01:50:05
Devon Kopete
I try to explain to Jenny, she doesn't she doesn't agree. like jenny
01:50:09
fart souls
But I'm just saying like just a matter of the logistics around playing it on September 5th to September 9th is.
01:50:16
Devon Kopete
Dude, to drop another $30 to play it four days early is just not.
01:50:17
fart souls
sir
01:50:21
fart souls
It's no, but it's not even a four days early. It's like you'll get to play like through the weekend.
01:50:27
slimeballsteve
You'll get all the seeds in pass and...
01:50:28
fart souls
As opposed as opposed to play as as opposed to playing it for the first time on Monday after work.
01:50:32
Devon Kopete
um mean
01:50:34
fart souls
Like that sounds pretty bad, in my opinion.
01:50:34
Devon Kopete
I'll just quit, dude. I'll just quit my job.
01:50:38
slimeballsteve
You're quitting, space hammer?
01:50:40
Devon Kopete
No, no. I'll quit my job. I'll quit my job. See, that's how much I'm a fan. I'll be Steve.
01:50:45
slimeballsteve
I just called it space hammer.
01:50:45
Devon Kopete
Literally.
01:50:45
fart souls
the ah The only way you win this, Evan, the only way you win this...
01:50:46
Devon Kopete
Yeah, unemployed.
01:50:47
Hovid
I love that song that Peter Gabriel
Gaming Purchases and Decisions
01:50:52
slimeballsteve
That's a Peter Gabriel classic.
01:50:52
fart souls
The only way you win this is is if the game ends up being really bad, and then you get to laugh at Steve.
01:50:55
slimeballsteve
Ooh.
01:50:57
Devon Kopete
He all 100 bucks back.
01:50:57
slimeballsteve
Well, I bought it on Steam so I can get two hours, and if I don't like it, I can return it.
01:51:03
slimeballsteve
Yo, yeah.
01:51:03
Devon Kopete
Does that work for like? Yeah, I guess it would.
01:51:05
fart souls
Early access to like You're not gonna feel you're not gonna feel emasculated like having all these non Warhammer players that get to play early like teach you how to play the game now That would fuck it that would fuck me up, but I'm i'm egotistical so Yeah
01:51:06
slimeballsteve
Oh, yeah. Dude, I might just be able to beat the game in two hours and send it back in.
01:51:09
Hovid
Yeah.
01:51:11
slimeballsteve
Be like, why'd you buy all that season pass something?
01:51:11
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing, like I'm primarily I'm primarily playing it.
01:51:21
Devon Kopete
No, no, did you, did you see?
01:51:28
slimeballsteve
Devin, make sure you use your chain sword so you can get your health back by doing a melee cap right here.
01:51:33
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:51:33
fart souls
What are you doing Devin like like he's fucking Amir's looking up your skirt and like he's looking at he's looking at your loadout Oh, man, you don't know you don't even know what fucking disrespect is until Amir starts looking at your loadout and Optimizing it for you like in micromanaging you in the game It's gonna be awesome.
01:51:36
Devon Kopete
Dude, you know, kind of, you know, card effects are a immune to Melters. Come on.
01:51:41
slimeballsteve
Come on, come on.
01:51:53
Devon Kopete
ah yeah
01:51:53
fart souls
And this is a game that you play you actually play the real game so You know or you could just you know
01:51:57
Devon Kopete
Yeah, well, I'll be like you know what I'm just gonna play the single-player sorry This
01:52:01
slimeballsteve
I mean, that was the best part of the original.
01:52:01
fart souls
At this point, like if you're if you're not even going to spend 80 bucks, like why even buy the game anyway for 60?
01:52:07
Devon Kopete
is this is toxic this is this is abuse It's no scenario this is an evil Listen III will say I will say
01:52:10
fart souls
No, I'm just saying
01:52:10
slimeballsteve
You're being bullied. You're being game bullied right now, Devin.
01:52:14
fart souls
though. saying i just say about
01:52:21
fart souls
No, just this just seems uncha this seems uncharacteristic of you.
01:52:21
Devon Kopete
i didn't know I didn't know the season pass was including.
01:52:25
fart souls
This seems uncharacteristic of you.
01:52:27
Devon Kopete
Times is tight, there John.
01:52:28
slimeballsteve
Do you got money in Black Myth Wukong?
01:52:29
Devon Kopete
Times is tight.
01:52:29
fart souls
Bro, you were just that you were just late to our Deadpool Wolverine movie because you were having drinks at fucking Applebee's so I don't I'm just saying that doesn't sound like times is tight to me Yeah, know if you're gonna like that game.
01:52:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I know. I should have been saving my money.
01:52:38
slimeballsteve
Wait, hold on. Hold on.
01:52:39
Hovid
Yeah!
01:52:39
slimeballsteve
Wait a sec. Wait a sec. Wait a sec. Wait a sec. Hold on. Hold on. I'm confused. I'm confused. Moments ago, Devin, you were talking about how you were about to buy Black Myth Wukong a game you don't even know you like the genre of.
01:52:45
Devon Kopete
Oh, no.
01:52:53
fart souls
This is war error This just feels so bad. It's feel it feels like you don't believe in this game Devin.
01:52:55
Devon Kopete
No, no, because chris listen, now listen, you have a budget allotted, right?
01:52:58
fart souls
It feels like you believe in
01:53:00
Devon Kopete
And I already know at least 60 or 70 bucks is is out the window, right?
01:53:03
slimeballsteve
Okay, okay, okay, I'm looking, I'm looking at the sheets.
01:53:04
Devon Kopete
So I'm like, okay, what, another 70 bucks that I wasn't expecting to play? I don't know, maybe, but no, no, now it's gonna be 70 bucks plus another 90 bucks at least.
01:53:16
slimeballsteve
Okay, so you're saying, that's
01:53:17
Devon Kopete
And I will say, and I will say, I didn't understand. I didn't know that the season pass was included in the gold edition, that those change things slightly, but also that they don't.
01:53:25
slimeballsteve
major things.
01:53:26
fart souls
You flat out said it wasn't worth it because you don't even know.
01:53:27
Devon Kopete
They don't. They don't even tell you what's in this season pass. So I was like, is it? It probably isn't.
01:53:33
fart souls
Hmm.
01:53:33
slimeballsteve
Then make out the Tyranid, y'all love them.
01:53:36
Devon Kopete
Well, which versions go anybody?
01:53:37
Hovid
and Basic ass bitch version.
01:53:39
slimeballsteve
Oh.
01:53:41
Hovid
I don't care about that.
01:53:41
Devon Kopete
See, yeah, we're not.
01:53:42
fart souls
Yeah, but Goliath doesn't have 8000 Warhammer figures in his fucking basement, though, like you do.
01:53:46
Hovid
I Don't po I Have yeah, you've been over in a while job
01:53:47
slimeballsteve
Actually, I haven't checked in a while.
01:53:48
Devon Kopete
They're in my office.
01:53:52
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:53:54
fart souls
Stop.
01:53:55
Hovid
not odd skin
01:53:55
slimeballsteve
mr He's building on me, he's building on me.
01:53:58
Devon Kopete
Wait, what's in this?
01:53:58
fart souls
If anything, if anything, I could see Galani buying a bunch of used ones so he can make something to smoke weed out of. And then he'd get called Weed Hammer 40K.
01:54:06
Hovid
um make a bomb
01:54:09
Devon Kopete
yeah
01:54:09
slimeballsteve
Dude, if you had a big mom, that would-
01:54:09
Hovid
Damn it.
01:54:09
fart souls
That's not cool.
01:54:10
Hovid
Check out this bong. I made out of a sedan. You know what that is he dumb bitch So much so much
01:54:16
Devon Kopete
i I should go back to fiercing, sucking your own dick. What was that noise?
01:54:21
slimeballsteve
Yeah,
01:54:23
fart souls
um
01:54:23
Devon Kopete
So I'm just saying, I felt like I more than covered my bases when the mirrors, what's this war hammer thing about? And I was like, just give me a second. It's two a.m.
01:54:31
slimeballsteve
yeah I saw that. I was like, dang. You just asked like, the question.
01:54:37
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I was like, he asked the one thing I have use for. I was like, OK.
01:54:41
Hovid
It's equivalent to Elden Ring in its lore. There's a lot of shit you gotta watch. It might like that.
01:54:48
slimeballsteve
Oh, Devin, I didn't even know there was a collector's edition, physical collector's edition that comes with the Lieutenant Titus statue, field book, art book.
01:54:48
Devon Kopete
you know you don't it's Oh, with the statue, right? With the statue? Yeah, I know. That's the one you guys made fun of me for not buying like a year ago.
01:54:58
Devon Kopete
And I said, it's going to get delayed. I'm not spending money on this. And then it got delayed like eight months.
01:55:03
fart souls
ah
01:55:05
Devon Kopete
So I feel good about that.
01:55:06
Hovid
I was kicking myself. I didn't buy the millennia statue. the Elden Ring special version. I always kind of regret that.
01:55:14
slimeballsteve
You know, I got to give it to Elden Rand. Their deluxe edition sucked, so I didn't feel any pressure to buy it.
01:55:19
Hovid
Yeah.
01:55:20
Devon Kopete
look at there
01:55:22
Hovid
I guess that's part of it.
01:55:22
fart souls
ah
01:55:23
slimeballsteve
They were like, you get an art book, you get a soundtrack? I'm like, that's cool, I could just probably look those up.
01:55:26
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Dude, centric.
01:55:28
fart souls
Oh yeah, like you might as well spend the extra $100 for the statue at that point.
01:55:28
Devon Kopete
Centric that our books do nothing.
01:55:32
Hovid
It's the statue, really.
01:55:34
fart souls
yeah
01:55:34
slimeballsteve
The statue's what you want.
01:55:35
Hovid
That's what I wanted more than anything.
01:55:38
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:55:38
Hovid
I just think her sword
01:55:39
slimeballsteve
John, what Resident Evil statues didn't you get?
01:55:42
fart souls
Yeah I Didn't get ah to I didn't get two or three.
01:55:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:55:45
slimeballsteve
Yeah, this is me trying to get a one in on John too. I'm trying to spread it around.
01:55:48
fart souls
I Mean I got I got four so I it's it's not like it's not like I'm Devin and skipped out on on Final Fantasy 7 statue
01:55:50
slimeballsteve
That's a good amount. That's a good amount.
01:55:56
slimeballsteve
You got, you got baby Leon?
01:55:57
Devon Kopete
Dude, that was that was so funny to say no to that because it was like literally like three hundred dollars or something.
01:56:03
Hovid
Yeah, it's so much money.
01:56:04
fart souls
Yeah, now it's now it's worth $2,000.
01:56:04
Devon Kopete
I was just like.
01:56:04
slimeballsteve
That's a lot.
01:56:07
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's cool. I would have opened it, you know, like I would have saved it would have been like, OK, give me it.
01:56:13
fart souls
And i also I also got the Street Fighter VI collector's edition for $54 on GameStop, one one random day.
01:56:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:56:19
slimeballsteve
That's a good deal. Good deal.
01:56:20
fart souls
And I didn' i didn't even open that. i' even It's still sealed.
01:56:22
Devon Kopete
Yeah. The collector's edition with Sephiroth is going for $350 on eBay.
01:56:23
fart souls
It's just in a box.
01:56:29
fart souls
Oh, so it didn't even go up that much.
01:56:31
Devon Kopete
It didn't go up.
01:56:33
Hovid
that's so much money
01:56:35
slimeballsteve
Wait, how much was it?
01:56:35
Devon Kopete
Oh, 350 on eBay, but.
01:56:37
fart souls
but this is all but you also say this is like your favorite game so it's like is it though you know that's how i yeah what actual what actual game would you actually lay one out for them and like what actual what game franchise would you actually like like what would you like lay it lay laid on the line for
01:56:41
slimeballsteve
Oh, Devin's favorite game is Prana Trigger.
01:56:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah, but like, I know, I know, listen, I know space read to is it going to be the best game?
01:56:47
slimeballsteve
Devin, Chrono Trigger Ultimate Edition comes with a statue, $300, you buy it.
01:56:47
Devon Kopete
No.
01:56:52
Devon Kopete
now No, no.
01:56:55
Devon Kopete
Dude, I don't know if there is 350.
01:57:00
Devon Kopete
All right. The last game I laid it out for was like God of War three. I got I got the addition that came with the.
01:57:06
slimeballsteve
I remember that.
01:57:07
fart souls
that's not even the good god of war not even yeah but it's not the god of war anymore you know
01:57:09
Devon Kopete
It's a good one, but yeah, it's not like the best. yeah Like, no, but I and, you know, back in the day, not to sound not sound like a fucking grandfather, but like that addition came with a physical Pandora's box, 100 bucks.
01:57:24
Devon Kopete
And I was like, i'm I'm paying through the nose for this video game. It's $50 video game or whatever it was.
01:57:30
slimeballsteve
Now I remember that I bought the BioShock collector's edition and it came with like that beautiful big daddy statue.
01:57:33
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:57:36
slimeballsteve
And that was like a hundred bucks, but that thing is still absolutely like, it's just, it feels so solid and nice.
01:57:42
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
01:57:43
Hovid
John, I take it out for bloodborne too. I take it out and slam it on the table.
01:57:45
fart souls
OK, so bloodborne to what?
01:57:46
slimeballsteve
Okay. We're going to.
01:57:47
fart souls
No, how about this?
Speculations on Game Releases and Features
01:57:48
fart souls
What about bloodborne remastered collector's edition? Would you do that?
01:57:50
Hovid
No, I had sequel, proper sequel with new characters, new, like a different world. If they have like a statue of it.
01:57:55
fart souls
Oh, man, but the remastered ones can be sick.
01:57:58
Hovid
I'm not gonna, I don't deny that, but if there was like a totally new sequel, I would i take it all out.
01:58:01
fart souls
They have to do a remaster.
01:58:05
fart souls
Wait, did the Tokyo game show happen yet? We still went waiting for that because that's that's where I'm um
01:58:08
Devon Kopete
no Yeah, it hasn't happened.
01:58:09
slimeballsteve
soon.
01:58:12
fart souls
Putting all my marbles in the basket for that, Chris. I feel like Sony's going to announce so and they're going to announce Bloodborne 2 is in development and Bloodborne 1 remastered is coming out at the end of the year.
01:58:15
Devon Kopete
All right.
01:58:16
slimeballsteve
Oh, you know what? I remember Devin.
01:58:23
Devon Kopete
and i could i could I could retroactively buy the God of War Ragnarok collector's edition.
01:58:24
Hovid
Woof, woof.
01:58:28
fart souls
It's not the same.
01:58:29
Devon Kopete
The one that came with Thor's hammer for 200 bucks.
01:58:29
slimeballsteve
No, no, Devin, Devin, the big, Devin, the big thing that I remember you bought and it was like your big nut was when you bought all the Marvel movies that came with the Tepper Act.
01:58:30
fart souls
It's not the same.
01:58:37
Devon Kopete
Okay.
01:58:41
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah. I came with a Tesseract suitcase.
01:58:44
fart souls
That's the that's what you that's what you lay it out for that's what you really And all those Omni buses to that you bought the our absolute watchman not space marine to Well, it's just no it's just the fact that Steve got it
01:58:46
Devon Kopete
Yeah, and I bought all the phase two that had the the power gem in the little guardian suit.
01:58:51
slimeballsteve
Yes.
01:58:55
Devon Kopete
Yeah, yeah, I'll lay it out for that shit. Yeah.
01:59:01
Devon Kopete
No, come on.
01:59:02
slimeballsteve
You know why? Because he knows he has he has to...
01:59:03
Devon Kopete
Do you even feel confident when you say that? like
01:59:06
slimeballsteve
He has to keep it hidden.
01:59:09
Hovid
Yeah.
01:59:11
Devon Kopete
Well, I'll be I'm beside I'm beside myself that Steve bought it I'll be honest I was not I'm not much mad that he did.
01:59:11
fart souls
And you did is like that would that would get under my skin if I was you Yeah, that would get that'll get under my skin Like if I didn't like it Yeah, like imagine Imagine if I wasn't yeah, imagine if I wasn't like if I was like, oh, yeah Resident Evil 4 remake yeah Yeah, look.
01:59:17
slimeballsteve
and No, no, dude, this is...
01:59:20
Devon Kopete
I'm like, why did you do that? like Why you wasted money?
01:59:24
slimeballsteve
This is the Final Fantasy VII remake achievement that I had that I had to go back...
01:59:35
fart souls
Yeah, I'm really excited for this but uh I don't know maybe I'll just get the red the basic edition and then Steve got the collector's edition over me like ah yeah like I would like I would blow a fucking gasket like and the game was fucking godlike when it came out like it was like Like them and that I wouldn't be able to sleep for years for that like that would keep me that would keep me awake at night for years Yeah like uh
01:59:42
slimeballsteve
Don't say my name like that, then...
01:59:42
Devon Kopete
like I mean,
01:59:44
Hovid
Okay.
01:59:44
slimeballsteve
Heave!
01:59:59
Devon Kopete
mean again, listen, I'm not happy that Steve said he did that. Like, I'm not thrilled about it. And I might, i but a hundred dollars, like, dude, what he, Steve doesn't even know what he got.
02:00:09
fart souls
like chris what chris
02:00:10
Devon Kopete
And that's what upsets me. I think the Bose, he's like, I don't even know.
02:00:12
slimeballsteve
I got, uh, I got season and pass.
02:00:13
fart souls
what if chris what if yeah chris how would you feel if we went to steve's house like randomly like next week and then and he's got the millennia statue just sitting there like in his dream like with that with that get out of your skin a little bit right chris like you we give you would fucking fight him you would fight him at in his own house
02:00:14
slimeballsteve
I got the ultimate champion pack, which comes with, uh, hold on. Let me look it up.
02:00:18
Devon Kopete
Yeah. Yeah.
02:00:25
slimeballsteve
I don't know. who Chris, Chris, I don't know who this is.
02:00:31
Hovid
i think I think I'd slap him in the face. I'd slap him across the face.
02:00:37
Hovid
How dare you? How dare you? That's what I would say.
02:00:40
slimeballsteve
Okay, so Ultramarine's Champion Pack.
02:00:41
Hovid
What gives you the right but gives you the right
02:00:42
slimeballsteve
Ultramarine's Champion Pack, uh, exclusive set of skins for your power armor and heavy bolter.
02:00:45
fart souls
always
02:00:48
Devon Kopete
yeah you're you set ten dollars to get cosmetic for your armor and a heavy bolter you know what a heavy bolter is and that infuriates me yeah that's the big gun wait
02:00:50
fart souls
Sick worth worth oh
02:00:56
slimeballsteve
What you would do? You're the guy!
02:00:58
fart souls
Here
02:01:00
slimeballsteve
That's a big gun!
02:01:01
fart souls
we go that this is what I want. Yeah, Chris Chris. I'm rubbing my hands like bird man right now This is this is what I've been waiting for this is what I've been waiting for
02:01:06
Hovid
Oh, I got the lawn chair out. I got my popcorn.
02:01:10
slimeballsteve
yeah
02:01:10
Hovid
who
02:01:11
fart souls
This might be way.
02:01:11
slimeballsteve
but
02:01:12
fart souls
You don't even know what the heavy bolt slasher is, Steve.
02:01:12
Devon Kopete
wait hold on
02:01:16
fart souls
And you bought it.
02:01:17
Devon Kopete
Now listen, here, I'm gonna um going to post a ah grainy image of what Steve got.
02:01:17
fart souls
The fuck is wrong with you?
02:01:22
Devon Kopete
Hold on.
02:01:24
Hovid
Never see it.
02:01:24
Devon Kopete
Let's see. Let's see how you feel.
02:01:24
fart souls
This is so sick.
02:01:25
slimeballsteve
and
02:01:25
Hovid
It's not a melter. It's a melt. All right.
02:01:27
slimeballsteve
Melta Melta bro
02:01:28
fart souls
This is so sick.
02:01:29
Hovid
Melt melt.
02:01:30
Devon Kopete
All right, Steve.
02:01:31
Hovid
meltta
02:01:32
Devon Kopete
Let's see.
02:01:32
fart souls
She's like, yeah, she's like, you know, I bought I bought the collection edition of Warhammer 59000.
02:01:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah.
02:01:39
fart souls
Yeah, I don't care.
02:01:40
slimeballsteve
Sheesh! Dang, look at these grainy masterpieces you just sent.
02:01:44
Devon Kopete
Yeah, that's that's why you spent $100 on.
02:01:46
fart souls
Wait, you don't want to spend the extra $40 on this? That's that's weird.
02:01:50
Devon Kopete
that
02:01:50
Hovid
slam hammer forty thousand steve's all in man big boy
02:01:53
Devon Kopete
yeah
02:01:53
fart souls
And you know what's going to be worse, Steve?
02:01:55
slimeballsteve
Dude, I'm excited for Space Master 2.
02:01:55
fart souls
Devon, Devon, Devon, you know, it's going to be worse when you're playing with Steve and he's just running around with shit that you do. You don't have access to.
02:02:02
Devon Kopete
Yeah No, I'm just gonna hide my online status and just play by myself. I don't even let it happen.
02:02:06
slimeballsteve
I'm gonna be like,
02:02:08
Devon Kopete
I don't even let it happen.
02:02:08
fart souls
You're just going to be petty, you petty, petty, too.
02:02:09
slimeballsteve
I'm gonna be like, why is Devon playing Assassin's Creed again?
02:02:10
Devon Kopete
Yeah No, no because Steve's gonna play and he's like oh I got a
02:02:12
fart souls
tddy marie too
02:02:16
Devon Kopete
God paid the dragon and then he's that'll just be back on DVD. It's fine. It solves itself.
02:02:23
slimeballsteve
By the way, Castlevania coming to Dead by Daylight, August 27th.
02:02:25
Devon Kopete
Oh, yeah.
02:02:27
Hovid
They got dragon, right?
02:02:28
slimeballsteve
They got Drak, they got Trevor, and Alucard's supposedly coming, so.
02:02:28
Hovid
Finally.
02:02:29
fart souls
and Trevor, yeah, I saw tracking forever.
02:02:31
Devon Kopete
All right.
02:02:33
Devon Kopete
Steve, who's ah in the Warhammer universe who would be the dead by daylight monster? You'd be the killer.
02:02:40
Hovid
Jesus.
Spending on Games and Franchises
02:02:41
slimeballsteve
In Warhammer?
02:02:41
Devon Kopete
I want to hear. Yeah, I would not like.
02:02:42
Hovid
So many to choose from.
02:02:43
Devon Kopete
Like Dead by Daylight's like, oh, here, we we have a collaboration.
02:02:47
slimeballsteve
I mean, you'd have to get the Blood God, right?
02:02:49
Hovid
Corn.
02:02:51
slimeballsteve
Blood for the Blood God.
02:02:51
Devon Kopete
So you get get a chaos god.
02:02:54
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
02:02:55
Devon Kopete
So with the scream guy and Michael Myers, get you get the embodiment of of hatred and and murder.
02:02:59
Hovid
Well, all right, Devin, hold on. If you if you if you if you know the lore about that by daylight, there are some characters that are depowered so that they can exist in that world.
02:03:03
slimeballsteve
Well, he, he, Vecna, they just added Vecna.
02:03:09
Devon Kopete
All right, now, hold on.
02:03:11
slimeballsteve
And and Vecna has a power regulator on his spine.
02:03:11
Devon Kopete
Oh, my god. So ah so i'm going to correct I'm going to correct what you said, Steve.
02:03:15
Hovid
Don't you?
02:03:18
slimeballsteve
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get your game keeping me from.
02:03:19
Devon Kopete
I'm going to gatekeep you real quick.
02:03:21
slimeballsteve
the
02:03:22
Devon Kopete
So I'd imagine what you mean is maybe like a blood letter or a blood thirst or not the actual embodiment of the chaos god, Korn, who has no form.
02:03:26
fart souls
This is awesome.
02:03:28
Hovid
Oh, wow.
02:03:31
fart souls
Chris, Chris, you paying attention to this, Chris?
02:03:33
Hovid
Well, it's if if it were Star Trek, I'd be doing the same thing, so I get it sort of understand it.
02:03:36
slimeballsteve
Sir, sir, sir, I will, sir, I will have you know the entity's power knows no limits and it can bring corn the blood God, which by the way, the blood God, that would be a fantastic name for a killer.
02:03:38
fart souls
Well, well.
02:03:42
Devon Kopete
OK.
02:03:47
fart souls
His name's Corn. His name's Corn.
02:03:48
Hovid
Yeah, the blood God, yeah, corn, the blood God.
02:03:49
fart souls
Corn, the blood god.
02:03:50
slimeballsteve
Not to be confused with the band that ruined ah Woodstock 99.
02:03:55
fart souls
but
02:03:56
Hovid
Actually, I think he would love to be associated with that man.
02:03:56
fart souls
oh my god
02:04:01
Hovid
He would love that.
02:04:02
Devon Kopete
Yeah, he's there Maybe carne, maybe I'll give you carne, you know, that's it.
02:04:02
fart souls
I'm just like I'm I'm in I'm like I'm in shock right now Car who the fuck is corn aren't our car?
02:04:02
Hovid
Corn's a great guy. like
02:04:09
slimeballsteve
Who's Carne?
02:04:10
Hovid
Who's corn?
02:04:11
Devon Kopete
Jesus fucking Christ you guys Yeah the betrayer he's the guy He's the guy
02:04:14
Hovid
You just added an A to what I said, you son of a bitch!
02:04:14
slimeballsteve
and
02:04:17
fart souls
Carn is a car is a magic the gathering character actually
02:04:20
slimeballsteve
Carne the Betrayer. Oh, wow.
02:04:25
slimeballsteve
I need to, you know what? You're right, Devin. I do need to bone up since I'm the new space hammer guy.
02:04:29
Devon Kopete
Actually, actually, you want you want you want to hear some fucking re want to hear something ridiculous.
02:04:29
Hovid
a space hammer 40 grand with every comment he exposes himself more
02:04:34
Devon Kopete
So you know how I play that tactic as mobile 4DK game?
02:04:35
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
02:04:38
slimeballsteve
Yes.
02:04:38
Devon Kopete
So Karn became an unlockable character. I fucking paid to win that bitch. I spent...
02:04:45
slimeballsteve
Devin, where does your wallet lie?
02:04:48
fart souls
times times are tough
02:04:48
Devon Kopete
Times is tight!
02:04:49
slimeballsteve
yeah yeah
02:04:49
Devon Kopete
Times is tight!
02:04:50
fart souls
times are tough steve steve times are tough right now he can't
02:04:53
Devon Kopete
If there's... Listen, if...
02:04:59
Devon Kopete
Listen, man, this is like a month ago when times were less tight. Times are tight now.
02:05:04
slimeballsteve
What was that game called?
02:05:06
Devon Kopete
Don't worry about it.
02:05:06
slimeballsteve
Actica?
02:05:08
Devon Kopete
Tacticus. T-A-C-I-T-U-S.
02:05:10
slimeballsteve
How much did Karn cost?
02:05:13
Devon Kopete
So he you don't buy them outright, you just buy like the packs to get things quicker, to unlock them quicker.
02:05:16
fart souls
times are tough, times are tough Steve, times are tough right now
02:05:20
slimeballsteve
okay Okay.
02:05:21
Devon Kopete
And even then, you still got to put... My squad's like pretty fucking legit, like but it's like...
02:05:25
Hovid
Which chapter?
02:05:27
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I put I put some money into this game.
02:05:29
slimeballsteve
You think you put like, you think you put like $40 into that game?
02:05:29
Devon Kopete
This is the game I put money in. I put so much more important dollars.
02:05:33
Hovid
which chapter Devin.
02:05:35
Devon Kopete
So Karen is a world leader, a car in the betrayer.
02:05:38
Hovid
Okay.
02:05:40
Hovid
Is that your chaos?
02:05:42
Devon Kopete
No.
02:05:42
Hovid
Your chaos game?
02:05:42
Devon Kopete
Oh, I don't.
02:05:43
Hovid
No?
02:05:43
Devon Kopete
So so you unlock all sorts of different characters.
02:05:46
Hovid
Oh.
02:05:46
Devon Kopete
World leaders were a relatively new faction added to the game.
02:05:47
Hovid
Okay.
02:05:50
Devon Kopete
And I was like, well, if they had Karen, I got it. I got it.
02:05:53
Hovid
I see. I see.
02:05:54
Devon Kopete
I got to fucking get him.
02:05:54
Hovid
I see. I see.
02:05:56
Devon Kopete
You know, like Steve, it's like when the Punisher showed up in Marvel's Avengers Academy.
02:06:00
slimeballsteve
Oh, I, yeah I remember that.
02:06:01
Devon Kopete
And you're like, oh, I just got to like, no matter the cost, I'm doing this.
02:06:02
slimeballsteve
I, I, dude, I'm so sad that tap out 40 K doesn't work anymore.
02:06:07
Devon Kopete
Me too. but Me too, to be honest.
02:06:11
Hovid
Yeah, this would be fertile ground.
02:06:13
slimeballsteve
Also. Oh, Devin, that that's a throwback Avengers Academy. I remember how deeply.
02:06:17
Devon Kopete
and No, but like, remember how mad we got that, like, you got them, I think, right?
02:06:20
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
02:06:21
Devon Kopete
I didn't get them.
02:06:22
slimeballsteve
Dude. I worked my ass off for that stupid game.
02:06:23
Devon Kopete
And that was, that was the one that killed me. I was like, Oh, I'm not playing this game. Like I, I spent like $20 to do all the shit to get to the guy and I still didn't get him.
02:06:32
slimeballsteve
Yeah.
02:06:33
Devon Kopete
And I was like, what am I paying for anyway?
02:06:35
slimeballsteve
Yeah, not.
02:06:36
Devon Kopete
Yeah. He'd be a cool killer though. Karn not like the embodiment.
02:06:41
slimeballsteve
yeah
02:06:43
Devon Kopete
That doesn't even fucking make sense.
02:06:44
slimeballsteve
All right. We gotta, we gotta end this.
02:06:45
Devon Kopete
the That'd be like, Oh, I just want Nurgle to be there.
02:06:49
Hovid
Ooh, I love Nurgle to be there.
02:06:49
slimeballsteve
Nurgle. No, is this another baby drink from the beginning of the episode?
02:06:54
Devon Kopete
Yeah, I what my you who dare go flavor Fucking
02:06:54
slimeballsteve
I'm trying to make it cyclical. you see what i'm doing Nurgle or gurgle, baby?
02:06:56
Hovid
I'm gonna get me a Nurgle when this podcast is over.
Conclusion and Light-hearted Farewell
02:07:01
slimeballsteve
All right, we got to add this, everybody. ah Thank you all so much for hanging out with us tonight. ah We hope you have a lovely day and we'll be back next week with more chaos.
02:07:09
Hovid
Everybody enjoy your Nurgles, they're on us tonight.
02:07:12
Devon Kopete
Yeah
02:07:13
slimeballsteve
Nurgles all around, baby.
02:07:13
fart souls
yeah