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Nonsensical Nonsense: New Year's party
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On this episode, the boys do their standard open door challenge with a twist of this being the last open door challenge of the year
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Introduction & Co-Host Invitation
00:04:11
Speaker
Welcome to the fucking show.
00:04:16
Speaker
Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:04:32
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but What, baby? There it is. That's going to be the last time you're going to hear that intro this year. Oh, I know it's New Year's. I'm i'm being stupid.
00:04:46
Speaker
um Hi everybody, and welcome to the Nonsense Gold Network. um ah Wally, if you want to come on up, buddy. Chris is coming eventually, but he's kind of traveling. The um link is in the chat.
00:05:02
Speaker
um Blaze is going to be here as well. He's actually finishing up a few things. He's going to be here in a little bit. um i I'm to kind of feel bored sitting here by myself at the house. I'm like, you know, fuck it. I'm going to start the show because it's seven o'clock and everybody expects a show. So that's what I'm doing. So Wally, if you want to come on up, buddy, please keep me company ah because I really do hate doing a show by myself.
Network Promotions & Coordination
00:05:38
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um But don't forget, everybody, you can check out everything we do, as soon as I find them, at bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. Like, share, follow everything we do, everything we say. It's on all our social medias, which is at the bio.link. And don't forget, while you're there, you can check out our merch store, nonsensical-nonsense.myspreadshop.com. And nobody's here to stop me, so come spread yourself. Spread us on you. Wow.
00:06:33
Speaker
Let's be honest. We don't really plan anything. I mean, we, we have an idea of a plan, but like, they're actually follow yeah, to actually follow through with what we plan, it's kind of like, we all just try it and go with it with whatever is there. Go with the flow. Basically. Oh, a hundred percent. but ah That reminds me, uh, when you get a chance, shoot me a message on messenger with your number so I can get you on our WhatsApp group.
00:07:02
Speaker
um What's app is a it's a it just text yeah app that's me on me Yeah, I mean you're friends on whatsapp so I gotta get it. I know I got a good Which you guys for the group chat so Yeah. Well, okay. If you're on, we'll send me a WhatsApp when you get a chance just so I can find you. Cause I have like, I don't know. I have like 5,000 people in here, but what I'll do is I'll add you to the WhatsApp group that way because we're going to be, um, behind the scenes, I guess we're going to have a little quick meeting. Uh, nothing major. We just kind of want to nail down, um,
00:07:39
Speaker
Schedules and you know like where we can help each other because yeah, I mean that's uh, we were to actually talking about that today on snapchat Uh, it's that's kind of the the concept of having the group chat Uh for the simple fact is we can hey, I got an idea for your show or hey, I got a guest for your show Uh, that would be I got a guest I got to figure out the timing on it for jeff's garage Just to let you know i've actually got another guest lined up for this monday night for the show. So Nice. Yeah. so What time is your show? What time do you start? I usually start at six o'clock on Monday. So. And now you worked third shift, though, right? Yeah. Yeah. Gross. I worked third shift. um
00:08:27
Speaker
Last time I worked third shift, I was still in Ohio. I worked for Step 2. They make the plastic. Yeah, I know where that's at. They're in Perry'sville. Yeah, not a terrible job, but third shift sucks. i am My thing of it is, I wouldn't know how to act work first or second. I've pretty much for the last 15 years been on third shift job, so. well The one beauty about working third shift is is you get, David, show me two fingers just in case. Make sure you're real. Show me two fingers. Gentlemen, okay, just checking.
00:09:02
Speaker
ah Hi boys, how you doing? What's up? So welcome boys to the nonsensical network. We we do this show every Saturday ah
Engagement & Open Door Challenge
00:09:13
Speaker
oh yeah Normally with some people but since it's the holidays, they're traveling. So where are you get from? Me personally from the UK buffer Okay cool go cool yeah hey Jeff, I'll catch you here in a little bit. I just got done picking up the wife I'll jump on here when I get home Sounds good. wally have a good with All right, lighter man letter
00:09:34
Speaker
right sorry yeah where are you from i me just i'm from originated from iraq located in afghanistan actually oh nice ah now i'm assuming you guys ah follow the facebook groups that i posted to today um'm I'm part of one of them you Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm assuming the UK group yeah Yeah No, like I said, I don't know if this is guys first time seeing in the nonsensical network But we do we have a total of I think eight shows eight shows eight or nine I'm not on everyone This is our this is our flagship show. We do six hours every Saturday night six hours damn live stream
00:10:22
Speaker
um Well, the beauty of what we do here, we we kind of created this thing we call the Open Door Challenge, where as you see, we drop the link in the chat, and anybody can come up and be part of our shenanigans, because we, the only rule is... Can I just talk right there? Sure, go ahead. When you Excellent question. So shenanigans are tomfoolery, fuckery. um Basically, we act like assholes.
00:10:51
Speaker
Oh, yeah, we act like assholes. We're idiots. Oh, yeah. make those um So basically what we do, what we started on Saturdays, i mean it started out this this network and show started out as my friend, my best friend and I, Glick, who's going to be here a little bit, he's actually traveling for the holiday. We actually started this show as a podcast and we ended up doing it three nights a week because we had fun with it. Oh, yeah. then We, you know, as we met more people, we started doing, uh, I have a show called Jeff's garage, uh, Glick. He does a house called Glick's house of music. Uh, Eric singer, you, you, you s sitting, I'm assuming. Yeah. But before he sings, can I just come to the confession? Sure. So, uh, yeah, I used to think too, that's why I have the mic here. But, um, so what happened to me is, uh, I, uh,
00:11:41
Speaker
I had a dog and then my dog, it died. aye I got depressed and I found happiness in singing. Okay. Then i I joined a singing school. Oh Max, super inspirational dude, just had to stop you there my fault. Yeah, just listen, just listen, just listen. Let me just let me just say something though. That's not even funny because yeah, i did I did well singing and I'm good at singing. um But um I started of getting bullied.
00:12:09
Speaker
Um, why are you sucking on there like that? I'm like, oh, it's a sucker. I'm trying to quit smoking. So I combine the two. oh we Yeah. I stopped smoking long, long time ago, but yeah. So, um, uh, so my teacher kicked me and now it's about to get a little bit sad because, uh, my teacher kicked me from our school. Oh, yeah yeah. And then I got depressed.
00:12:36
Speaker
And I'm kind of thinking about killing myself on your stream right now, man. I'm killing myself. No, I'm doing it. No, you're not going to do that. We're not going to play that game. Can I sing? Can I sing? Sure, please. All right. So, do you know Bruno Mars? Sure. Yes. I don't know him personally, but I know who he is. Yeah, yeah. I get it. I get it. I get it. So, I will be singing a song for the, you know, I don't, you know, the one, you know, Die For You with Lady Kaira.
00:13:04
Speaker
Uh, I'm not the biggest music guy, but I know what the two singers are. I'm just going to start. Nobody's promise tomorrow. So I'm gonna look like it's the last night. Okay. That's enough.
00:13:24
Speaker
All right. So that was more of the Tom foolery and Tom fuckery that I speak of. Um,
00:13:35
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yeah Now, I get that you're kidding and all that, but I just don't... I don't have time for little silly stuff like that. Arliss, how you doing, sir? Uh, Busan, sorry, I'm missing the comments. I was actually looking forward to actually having some new faces on here, but it's Saturday. It's the crazy time of year. We are in that time of year where it's like between Christmas and New Year's.
00:14:01
Speaker
Days don't exist, you know, you don't, most people don't have to work, like I'm off right now, so most people don't have to work and they don't have to, um so the days of the week, like, I, no joke yesterday, I thought yesterday was um today,
00:14:22
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so, and then Blaze hit me up and he's like, hey, ah I got an idea for, something we're gonna do on nonsense and chill, and I was like, oh, cool, oh shit, it's Friday. I kind of lost my train of thought throughout the day. But yeah, it it's one of those things, you know? What did I put my foot in?
00:14:43
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um
00:14:49
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I can't look these with what trolls, dude. I just can't. I got enough problems. ah
00:15:00
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So i have a I have a bone to pick with YouTube.
00:15:07
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The bone is this. They struck us again. They struck us with a strike for the intro music for what the fuck news. Which is weird because it's Creative Commons.
00:15:24
Speaker
I noticed it we actually got the strike today, so once again. I think somebody's you know Here's a problem. I have with trolls I Get it you think it's funny, but it's not um Literally you just showing on your immaturity and your asshole is ass holding this is this I can't say that word um But yeah, I guess You know, when you look at it in a, what's it called, a broader scope, I guess.
New Year Traditions & Language Learning
00:16:07
Speaker
I am partying on my own. Leggy, if you want to come on up.
00:16:13
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just to kind of keep me company. Glick is on his way. um He's traveling. So he's going to jump on his phone in and out tonight. Blaze is actually finishing up a few things. He's going to be here in a little bit. I did have two guys on here for a minute, but obviously they were trolls and kind of should have saw it coming kind of thing.
00:16:36
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um
00:16:40
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But what I was saying about when it comes to trolls is
00:16:46
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you're not affecting me personally, you're not affecting the network, except for understood, you know, when you get home, no big deal, I can kind of vent for a little bit, no biggie. But it's it's one of those things like, I don't, if you want to troll, that's all fine, Dandy. Great, you're an immature asshole. But there is something to be said of,
00:17:14
Speaker
If you can't say anything nice, come sit by me. No, you know, I don't get the the appeal, honestly, you know, of being an ass or being a troll. You know, there's millions upon millions of hours of things you can be watching on the internet, and if you don't like the Content or whatever you're viewing. Haha. There's this great thing called a niece That you can click and change a channel Um, so yeah, if you don't have time controls, I know I have no time for stupid people That is something I wanted to bring up and I actually have to I forgot I was gonna bring up something I Can't spell today
00:18:10
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ah
00:18:13
Speaker
Wait, here what the fuck? ah We talk all the time, you know, everybody talks all the time about New Year's resolutions, you know, New Year's coming up, let's bring this up, let's let's get into it. So, instead, oh, I heard somebody pop in, bear with me one second, I'll bring in, I'm not staring at my screen, I'm clicking buttons.
00:18:39
Speaker
There he is. ali How are you doing, sir? Thank God. Not too bad. How are you doing, my man? I'm doing pretty good. Glick is traveling. So I think he's at his in-laws. So and he's like, I'm going to pop in and out on my phone. And I was like, hey, I'm going to do this fucking show by myself. but Yeah, he's getting too big, you know, for us little people. I mean, you know, I know, right.
00:19:09
Speaker
But yeah, I've seen you're in here by yourself. And then I've seen the other two Yahoo's that you had. And it was like, yeah, I got to come help you out. I appreciate it it. It's, you know, yeah I honestly thought that they were going to be, you know, cool. You know, it's just like, well, you know what? Well, I gotta to be the ass. You know, as I said, there's 400,000 things you can watch on the internet. Yeah. I gotta be a dick, you know? Yeah.
00:19:37
Speaker
Um, I don't get some, some of them that are out there, but yeah, I get it. It's like, if, if, like if blaze popped in on his troll account and said something here, I didn't say knows him and he's doing it because he knows me.
00:19:52
Speaker
but if I didn't know you and you know I see your TikToks all the time if I didn't know you and I just post in your comments you're an asshole like okay doesn't affect my day-to-day but thanks for the boosting my algorithm you know yeah it's just ah Oh, I wanted to bring up something. ah I have a question for you, sir. Yes. Do you, when it comes to New Year's, because you know New Year's was incoming, I thought of something new for instead of a New Year's resolution, because New Year's resolutions are super, they're not easy, you know, because you're like, I'm going to quit smoking. And then like, you know, 20 minutes into the New Year, like, fuck it, I need a cigarette. This is all already shit show.
00:20:45
Speaker
I thought of something today, and I think this could catch on. I'm calling it the New Year's bingo card. So instead of, and and I have a bingo card here, so instead of I'm going to do X, you put on the bingo card 25 to 30 things, whatever memory numbers, of course you get the free space, however many numbers there are of things you want to accomplish in the new year.
00:21:14
Speaker
Like I wanna see our listen concert. I wanna to see the Southern Outlaws band and concert. So you guys gotta come to Mexico. ah but And if that happens, I'm X that that mark. And that way at the end of the year, I can try to go for a bingo. As opposed to- I think it's a great idea. I think this is genius. I think it's something that, that because the biggest problem in New Year's resolution, like right now I,
00:21:44
Speaker
If you focus on one thing and it fails, you're done. Yeah. Where this, you're focusing on multiple things. Like, I don't know about you, but, you know, with with the the band and all, you guys have tour schedules, you have this, you have that, and then, of course, you're you're worried about the merch line, you're worried about content, so you have a bunch of things that you want to accomplish in the new year.
00:22:09
Speaker
yeah much like us on the new on the network. Like I'm actually literally teaching myself French. I'm i'm hosting one or technically two shows if you count tonight, but um three two or three shows. ah I have my work goals, I have my relationship goals. So my thought was I put them in this bingo card and I put the bingo card in my wallet. And as I go around,
00:22:38
Speaker
And I'm like, hey, like I, one of the, one of the things I'm doing when I'm teaching myself French is I got this app called Duolingo where you can literally from any language, it'll teach you any language. And I've already, uh,
00:22:56
Speaker
surpassed, I think eight lessons in, in six days because it's actually, to it actually works like a game.
00:23:07
Speaker
Yeah. So so it it makes it more fun and interactive. But the one thing it sucks, and I'm not the greatest speller. Anybody on the network will tell you. I can't spell my own name half the time. The the problem I have with this app is is it teaches you to read, write, and hear and speak the language. Like you actually have to talk into the thing. You actually have to type it out. I can't spell in English, let alone in French. so
00:23:39
Speaker
like One of them, like pizza in English and French is pizza. It's spelled the same. Orange in English and French is the same. Croissant is spelled different in French than it is in English. Well, I can't spell it in English or French. So I constantly get it wrong because I type it out and I'm like, I don't know how to fucking spell it in the first place. So, but I have that on my bingo card is to get to conversational French.
00:24:09
Speaker
um ah Now see for me for for different languages. I only need to know one sentence in different languages. Where will we go and that's who's the voice saying im like wa Yeah, where's the bar, you know, well, well but that's right you're a married man, too So so yeah, we'll go say I like why doesn't really work because that means do you want to go to bed with me? So just saying I learned that one right away, okay
00:24:42
Speaker
Unfortunately, in our line of work, we get that coming out in spades. Well, yeah. I feel so bad for you. Fuck you.
00:24:55
Speaker
No, like, ah but you were talking about, ah where's the bar? One of the first, when I moved to Mexico, I took Spanish in high school, but I took it as a nap. Yeah, because it was first. It was the first class of the day. And I was like, oh, yeah, I'll take that. I sat in the back of the classroom. room I took a fucking nap.
00:25:15
Speaker
And because um my thought was, when will I ever never need Spanish? holy Now I live in Mexico. And yeah so one of the first things I learned in Mexico is. are survey for forvo that So I got that one very down pat, but I think by the time I'm 50, I want to learn at least five languages. I don't know why I just think it'd be cool. That's cool.
Music & Culture Exchange
00:25:44
Speaker
You know, that's one thing that's really weird is, you know, like with us, you know, our music, even though we, of course, all of our music is straight in English, how that it's played in over 144 different countries. And the second country why study and yeah second country next to the United States is Germany.
00:26:05
Speaker
is one of one of our biggest countries that you know listen to us so i mean it is really cool how you know it you know english and all that you know but when it comes to music it just crosses boundaries you know and it goes into all these you know different countries you know and they still relate to the music and like it you know so i think that's pretty cool well something i learned i think it was last year or the year before i learned that um hey bla That there are all across Europe there are country western bars like you read about No, yeah Like in theirly in England huge like especially in England. Yeah, and and I was like really Yeah, matter of fact ah January 11th this big music venue that they booked us in and
00:26:59
Speaker
uh is actually a line dancing venue and it'll be our first time i mean for a southern rock band you know but yeah they were really enthusiastic they wanted to book us in it was like cool i said you know this one makes for some really cool videos to see these people line dancing to our original music yeah well you know not only that it's like um It's not just the music, but they they adopt the the the dress and the the the attitude yeah of country. less like we you You see a French guy wearing a cowboy hat. It just looks weird, but it's it's kind of like the axis thing. I get it. The weirdest one I i seen yet was um I did a radio interview with a radio station out of Italy.
00:27:50
Speaker
And they had, of course, the translator and then the you know guy that was actually the DJ and this guy that was the DJ that didn't speak a lick English. OK, I mean, he's wearing a Jack Daniels t-shirt, a Western hat and shit. I mean, it's just badass as hell. And this is from Italy. You know, he's speaking Italian and and talking about his hands. Yeah.
00:28:16
Speaker
And it's like, you know, and here he's wearing a Jack Daniels t-shirt and we're like, you know what? OK, yeah, we got to go to Italy. Party with that, dude. Yeah, shit. Yeah, it's it's it's um it's it's like I have two left feet. I can't dance. I wish I could. Because I watch I watch like people even line dancing or or whatever.
00:28:43
Speaker
um dancing they're doing if they're really good at it. I'm like, damn, I wish I could do that. But I have zero rhythm. I'm very, I'm so white, unclear. um But if its the the same goes for music. I would love to be able to play and sing, but I suck at it. Like I bought a violin and I have a guitar. They collect dust, but they look pretty. So.
00:29:11
Speaker
Well, that's always the misconception that all musicians can dance. ah No, they cannot. No, but you can make it look like you do. Well, yeah, video editing. That's what that's what alcohol is for. You know, you get loose and limber and shit, you know, and you just get up there and shake your ass and make it look good. That is a good point. Blaze, did you hear I was talking about the New Year's bingo card? No, I did not. I was not so.
00:29:40
Speaker
I decided instead of doing a new year's resolution, I'm starting a new year's bingo card. So you put 25, 30 things that you want to do in the year coming. And as that happens, like I would love to see RLS and the gang in concert. And if that happens, I market off my bingo card. And by the end of the year, I try to get bingo. It's a 2025 bucket list. no Pretty much. As opposed to a new year's resolution, because they're hard to do.
00:30:10
Speaker
I thought it was a damn good idea. yeah other nice too um yeah i think I think that's something I want to i'm go to add stuff on there for the network. You know, Blaze, you know, I'm trying to learn French. You know, I have that on there. I want to get the conversational. um And the next year, I'll go for technical because the the funny thing when you're learning a language is Conversational is easy. Technical is where it gets hard. Like, it sounds so stupid, but when I first moved here, you know, I went to go buy a drill, and I had to figure out how to say drill.
00:30:49
Speaker
And it's hard to explain that without being able to say the word. I'm like, you know, I put a hole in the wall and they're like, I don't, you punch it? I'm like, I want to drill it. They're like, what's what's that? I'm like, I don't know. But that's that's where the technical comes in, especially like, you know, being a car guy, learning the parts of a vehicle, like the seat, that's easy, the door, that's easy. But like the distributor or the ah plug wire, you know, that's where it gets,
00:31:17
Speaker
Real fun and then you gotta memorize it But But yeah, I'm gonna add stuff for the network. I'm gonna add stuff for myself personally Job wise, you know and as they happen I'm going for bingo likegen Happiness motherfucker That's I think that's a good goal. I think that's a good reward. I know the price. Free fucking will.
00:31:54
Speaker
ah man this aless I don't know if you watched on on on Thursday, but blazed, I got this argument about he doesn't believe in free will.
Philosophical Debates & Online Opportunities
00:32:08
Speaker
And I'm like. It's weird. It's different.
00:32:17
Speaker
It's one of those conversations, like literally this happened on Thursday and I'm still walking down the street going, what about this? And I want to grab my phone and be like, hey, boys, I decided to go left. And you should have.
00:32:35
Speaker
and But, no, I think the bingo card is is is kind of it's kind of my goal of getting it out there in the world for 2025 as well because, you know, how many New Year's resolutions have you done in your lifetime? And how many have you finished? I don't typically i don't typically set New Year resolutions. Because you're too easy to quit. No, it's not that. I mean, but like, I mean, this i mean this time,
00:33:09
Speaker
like I do have a goal I wanna start doing in 2025 and that's gearing toward the van lives. So instead of like a resolution, that's why I do like your bingo car thing because it's not gonna happen, all that stuff's not gonna happen right away, but it would give me like a good list. Yeah, exactly. You set up this list like buy the van, you know, or or, you know, get the, um I'm telling you, you need to go for that futon idea that that I showed you on that guy on the video.
00:33:38
Speaker
and But the thing is when when you say futon if you watch that video yet it the dudes it's a it's a couch and he autoyous flu It's not a futon in in the sense that I think of a futon. Yeah, it's it's It's just a futon style bed. She was right. It's like a high-end mint high-end very a nice memory foam mattress and and And some of them even like cut it to where they fold really easily. You buy one. Yeah. Well, if anybody can talk to you about van life, Arliss, I mean, they're on the road all the time. Yeah, it sucks.
00:34:17
Speaker
yeah yeah Place wants to do it full time. He wants to live in a van down by the river. A camper van. Yeah, it's all fun. Like I said, I mean, but we're in different hotel rooms.
00:34:33
Speaker
You know, some of them are, some of them they put us up in are pretty nice. Some of them, not so much, but some of them you look for mates over there. I'm like, yeah, you know what? Yeah. It's going to be customized for comfort. Yeah. He's basically like, uh, the, the biggest hurdle that, that glaze has come over is financially because yeah.
00:34:59
Speaker
you can't work a normal job and then I'm in California, I can't come back from work, you know. um ah But I think you kind of figured that out, not to kind of put all your business out there, but I think you kind of figured out a good way where you can kind of make a decent little income and, and and you know, he and I have been discussing it on and off for the past couple of weeks. And of course, we're we're sending videos and pictures back and forth of-
00:35:30
Speaker
So i hi I already have my VA income that I get. So it's like it's not like it's like not like I have no income. However, to supplement on the way, I was going to e-bike DoorDash and then ah use photography as well, doing Renaissance fairs, doing ah just simple pictures and stuff while also working on my more artistic side of photography during my camping trips and travels.
00:36:00
Speaker
You know, you become a Southern outlaw's head, like the dead heads that fall the Grateful Dead around. You just follow the boys around and take pictures. No offense. I'm not following anybody. Our list will pay for it. It's my own trip. Well, I mean, I mean, he's paying for it, you know. I'm a negotiator here. Until then, this is my adventure, my trail.
00:36:24
Speaker
No, but it's like, I, and I, and I, I've told you this in the past. If, if I didn't have the wife and kids, dude, I'd be in it. I'd be in a van tomorrow, man. Well, now there's so many remote jobs where you can work online and you can get like internet that travels with you. Yeah. That, um that way you'd almost be able to work anywhere, do a nine to five and you can still do your photography on the side.
00:36:52
Speaker
i do I do remote work from here. Upwork is one of the greatest internet websites on the planet and because it's literally for remote work. Yeah. And I work four hours a day and you know, I may go i do okay. I'm i'm not um' not rolling in the dough yet. Got that Bentley on layaway, you know.
00:37:20
Speaker
But it's it's one of those things, it's like, um there's so many ways to make money online nowadays. Like if you can get, I think if you once you get the van, you start doing YouTube videos of how you build it out and what your plans are. I think i think you can generate some, as long as you drop the Ben Stein Act while you're doing them. Because Blaze is our resident Ben Stein. youre oh my god was so still
00:37:55
Speaker
But I'm still saying I think of guys yeah I got gummies and chocolate for tonight. I think I think a great idea would be Blaze's tour of the dispensaries of the U.S. Well, I mean, I was going to do like I was going to set up a channel or like Blaze's trail or some shit like that. And then, like, yeah, I definitely do like some segments where I'm visiting a dispensary or doing something. You got to go to that one in Vegas that we talked about. It's like the biggest dispensary in the world. Oh yeah. It's like the Walmart. to we walmart Yeah. Yeah. I'm fucking in. I don't even smoke weed, but I'm in a corner club. Oh, loved over theananaba <unk>h like that. Then why you're in Vegas, you could take a detour over to the bunny ranch, you know,
00:38:43
Speaker
a Weed and pussy, that's all you really need. Let's be honest. Yeah. You know, we want to, tune we want to tune into that episode. So make sure, you know, we're aware of that. Yeah. Your viewers will skyrocket.
00:38:59
Speaker
and Yeah. Viewers will skyrocket. You know, you'll be, you'll be, uh, you too famous by, by the end of the day. Hey, I'm here at the bunny ranch. Yeah.
00:39:13
Speaker
You'll have like, you know, a couple million subscribers like right now. I mean, shit. Yeah. and On OF maybe. Hey, these money, baby. Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
00:39:26
Speaker
yeah but Now, so much each of the masses. Dude, there's some chicks making money, just selling pictures of feet.
00:39:42
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i Yeah, I don't get that. oh I'm not in the beat, but my wife, I think my wife has beautiful feet, but I'm not going to pay to see them. Yeah, there's some real freaks out there for stupid shit. I actually found this girl on TikTok the other day. She does. She's a, and I kid you not, she's a hula hoop master.
00:40:10
Speaker
this chick hula hoops like you read about. And I found out and if you know she's doing all these weird tricks with her body, making this hula hoop around. And I was like, that's pretty cool. And then I realized she had an only fans knowing what's up.
00:40:26
Speaker
know who thing now What other flexible talents do you have? But and and let me tell you, buddy, she is very flexible.
00:40:39
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And I imagine so. But it was, it's like, she has a hula hoop that like lights up, so the video starts in the dark and it's lit up and I'm like, what the fuck am I watching? And then the lights turn on and she's wearing almost nothing. Hula hooping and I was like, all right, that's it. And then at the bottom, it said, and you know, she put, she typed in Lincoln bio and I was like, like, for what?
00:41:04
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Like, oh, OnlyFans, cool. Well, look at you. I can see your colon.
00:41:14
Speaker
I saw what she had for lunch. I'm just saying. I'll tell you one thing. You go to any of the bike events and you got girls that can wind up doing that, but they do a fire and shit. Man, I'll tell you, it's pretty goddamn cool. there when i When I first moved here, I used to do body piercing and tattoos.
00:41:34
Speaker
uh And there was a girl that you just come and she'd get a tattoo like every month And she she travels around the world and she does fire shows Yeah, like you juggle fire. I'm like, that's pretty cool ah You know see that every wednesday on on in guam uh, every every wednesday was tomorrow village night And it was always food and entertainment and it was always fire dancers. Yeah Any chick that plays with fire is kind of hot. I'm just saying. No pun intended. It also comes down to the two dangerous things on the planet right there. Yeah, no doubt about that. It's a gun. We're all fucked.
00:42:19
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ah
00:42:22
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But it's, you know, ah I was watching a video today. This guy did a video and he was like, what it costs to get my, he he he met a girl online and they he did they did the whole 90 day fiance thing where, you know, she's coming to the stage. She's from, I think Russia or something like that. Beautiful girl.
00:42:53
Speaker
And he did a breakdown. No, no, because they, he actually went and met, and you know, they, they, they, they didn't meet through like a traditional mail or a bride site. They met online, like tick tock or something like that. Right. And they did a breakdown yard. So what a bride tick tock order, but they did a breakdown of what it costs to get her.
00:43:16
Speaker
get married and get her visa and everything to the States. It came up to like seven grand in three years. I was like, dude, you're fucked because eventually she's gonna leave your ass and now you're gonna lose even more money. Seven grand. Pre-nut. Yeah, amen to that. he doesn't He's got a YouTube channel, I guess. Prenut dot.com. Amen to that. You better believe that. You know,
00:43:46
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When my wife and I got married, they when you do your marriage certificate in Mexico, they have a built-in prenup. You can choose whether to have a prenup or not.
00:43:58
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um So we actually have a prenup because it's built in the marriage certificate.
00:44:05
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just because it basically, it basically states, if you decide to get out of this marriage, you can split the assets you make together, or everybody leaves with what they came with.
00:44:20
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um So we, being broke, we were like everybody leaves with what they came with. Welcome. You know, that way you're not taking my shit. I'm not taking yours. 14 years later.
00:44:31
Speaker
I always thought it was a good idea in the States, you know, since marriage, you have to get a marriage license that you'd have to renew that every, you know, like four years, like you do a driver's license. You know, I'm not mad at that. That makes sense.
00:44:47
Speaker
I think that makes sense because what what's the divorce rate, right? 70% or some shit like that. Yeah. This way you have the choice whether you want to renew after four years or not.
00:44:58
Speaker
Well, believe it or not in France, they do that. Um, because the marriage to get married in France takes so long, they do, it's it kind of works like a common law marriage where you actually get a certificate and you have to renew it every year, unless you get actually married, but it takes like four years to get actually married. I say we just take no the, the,
00:45:26
Speaker
the practice of marriage and all that take it out of any sort of governmental recognition or regulation or whatever and treat it all as you're living with a roommate. What you guys, you roommates do amongst yourselves is a, you know, whatever. Yeah. like kind of Kind of funny. We're talking about this and I have to marry Glick and Nikki, you know, in 2025. We're giving you, we're giving you, um, giving you, uh,
00:45:55
Speaker
prep work. Now, you can play. I put this in to speak like, yeah, no sorry. I got no money, right? Yeah. Jeff and Jeff and Blaze made me put this in your guys's vows, you know, before you know all this. So there isn't a disclosure.
00:46:16
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Just remember to put in the views, the expressions expressed by our list. Yeah. but flower
00:46:29
Speaker
No, it's one of those things. It's like... I kind of agree with Blazer. You know, the the the only good reason besides the whole love thing, you get married any days, it's a tax break. Yeah, and and that's the other thing. I don't think merit should be associated with our taxes or any of that shit. Oh, 100%. Kids, yeah. But our own tax revenue needs a huge overhaul too. Oh, well, don't start with that.
00:46:58
Speaker
Anyway, yeah, it's not, not the night for that. Yeah. It's just one of those things. It's like, what's the old saying? The government squeezes, reaches your hand in a shirt and squeezes your nipple. And that's why I also became, that's why I became a ah Reverend, you know, so I am tax exempt, you know, and they're donating to the church of the Southern outlaws. There you go.
00:47:26
Speaker
i've often thought about i' thought about party starting my ownmer Like my own cannabis church and like and get like this old fucking like church on the court because I saw it once I'm in somewhere in Oregon it is open it up to the like like it's a you Church and like no matter where where you're at in the States if you're part of this religion, you can smoke up bu Yeah, that's part of the it's part of the religion Yeah. Hey, you got you got the snake handlers in West Virginia. I mean, come on. Well, why not? Like it's you've seen the big lebowski acriment, the dude ism dude. So know I actually went in and went all through all that and became able to like marry people. But that was years ago. I would have to update it. But yeah, and I went through the dude ism thing. Yeah. Well, I got it.
00:48:20
Speaker
I have it to where I can, I have a United States license where I can marry anybody in all 50 states in the United States. Nice. Or you could just buy a boat and take them out into international waters and you'd be in the captain, same concept. Well, my big thing was is, you know, it's marketing. See, I can get everybody hitched. The band can wind up playing the reception. And if it don't work out, we can wind up playing the divorce party too.
00:48:47
Speaker
the mushman what I think in I think in Kenya, in order to get divorced, when you show up for the divorce proceedings, you have to wear your like the man has to wear the tux that he wore on a wedding and the bride has to wear the the wedding gown.
00:49:08
Speaker
you also like have sex backwards too or some stupid it's kind of like a reminder it's kind of like a reminder thing they do it as a this this is what you guys looked like and i'm like no you're not because she's gained 400 pounds and he's 400 more pounds because they fucking got fat and lazy because they stopped going to the gym because they're married Was it you or Glick that was saying they wanted to bring some old practice back where you get the freaking and the key? and i Yeah. bre and oka i'm in Yeah. it back, baby.
00:49:40
Speaker
ah ah When I take over the world, I'm um bringing back. freemin mono That's what it was. Yes. Yeah. I have to sleep with your wife before you marry her. It's the law. I'm sorry. I don't want to sleep.
00:49:58
Speaker
but but it's the law it's the law i made this rule and it's the rule no i don't tell you no but that the the only reason i heard i can't go back to my word now i was watching the avengers uh age of ultron and they're talking about you know the everybody's trying to lift up thor's hammer as they're sitting around after the party and and Uh, Robert Downey Jr. He's, he says, he says, you know, so he, whoever lifts this gets me King of Asgard. And Thor's like, yeah. And he's like, well, you know, I'm going to bring back Freeman. And I was like, what the fuck is Freeman? I had to look it up. And I was like, I'm in and Robert Downey Jr. Is gross, but I'm in. No wonder he's, no wonder he's Dr. Doom now, apparently. Mm-hmm.
00:50:46
Speaker
I don't even go out searching for that information yet. It's I'm in in day in in great You ever seen the movie what's that movie with Helen Mirren's in it? The legula Jesus I Heard that the new Nosferatu not doing too well. I Don't know. I I I only recently learned out what that was I Yeah, it's the original vampire yeah Alice I was thinking about watching it on nonsense and chill one night because it's in it's in public domain So I like it Because I was watching tiktok as I do to me that's two two things that they've overdone in Hollywood is vampire movies and zombie movies and
00:51:40
Speaker
you know, they have it. It's not that you're right. It's been overdone and the when it gets overdone, I don't think I think they lose is they lose elements. Yeah. Yeah. But but I agree the variety of it. Like I loved t True Blood TV show True Blood. Yeah. It went down after season three or four, though. Oh, yeah. Season three is weird. I never seen it. There. Hey, if you ever want to see an impact when naked.
00:52:10
Speaker
they got you covered. It's true. yeah where you must kind it I mean, you can Google it. now Yeah, but you see her more naked than with clothes on the show. The movie, the show was better than just her being naked though. Really? I didn't see anything else. ah No, I actually really enjoyed it. But like, I, when,
00:52:34
Speaker
And this is going to sound really weird and gay, but I i actually started watching Twilight and somebody told me about True Blood and I was like, and I was like, yeah, I don't know. And I watched True Blood and I was like, yeah, I'm sorry. The only thing, the only vampire that's just sparkle is is Lafayette.
00:52:53
Speaker
Lafayette plays a cook in True Blood and he's, Very, very, very friendly, gay, but in the coolest way possible. Yeah, I like it. The big, burly black dude that is gay here in the $3 bill. Oh my God, that's fucking hilarious. But, like, he calls everybody hookah, because he's got this weird southern, he's got a kind of southern Louisiana accent. Yeah, it takes place in Louisiana. It's fucking dope. In the bayou.
00:53:30
Speaker
Cajun yeah, well the one guy the one guy's very old agent. Yeah, he's got that Creole accent um Which is funny because there's a guy on The you right umm I'm assuming everybody saw Deadpool Wolverine. Yeah. Yes and and you know um What's his name? Chatham Tatum does that Creole accent?
00:53:55
Speaker
There's a dude on TikTok that looks like him with the Cajun accent that lives in Louisiana. And he shows you how to ball crawl players. Oh, dude, the dude's awesome. But he looks like a wish version of Chantal Tatum. There was a dude on Gator Hunters or whatever the fuck that goddamn show was. Oh, my God. I love that shit. Oh, am I at a healing potion? I'm at a healing potion. I'm fucking kidding.
00:54:24
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but so
00:54:54
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Fucking crack it out and she'd be shit on my fucking phone, which I'm not mad at there.
Celebrity Predictions & Contests
00:55:00
Speaker
What's to the um of The Celebrity Deadpool thing we're doing once that start ah Actually, I think that is that tonight. We're doing that. I don't know I think it's after the New Year I'm gonna bring it up because I have the date that we're supposed to be talking about it and the death list. I don't know if you've heard about this, Arliss. No. we we we ah so So, on the 13th, the first of this year, we picked 10 celebrities each, Chris, myself and Connor did, that we thought were gonna die. And technically today, because it's technically yesterday, but it's today, midnight, which is today,
00:55:49
Speaker
The winner gets announced and I'm going to share my, well, I'm going to screenshot this. Oh, that we can do. Definitely announce the winner. Y'all know who the winner is. So the winner gets to be for 2025. The winner is referred to as the angel of death. We chose the celebrities that were going to die. Well, apparently we suck at this game.
00:56:20
Speaker
that's not a bad bad like because fine thirty eight year perspective because what we did was we we we we did a and a foulstyle draft which means if you pick somebody we can't pick that you know so we have the list here And Glick, of course, he got Jimmy Carter, Ron Jeremy, dick yeah Dick Van Dyke, Jerry Sandusky, Smokey Robinson, Ozzy Osbourne, William Daniels, Shannon Doherty, Bruce Wills, Bill Cosby. I had Mel Brooks, Bob Euchre, Willie Mays. Well, Shannon Doherty already died. That's why it's marked in black. Oh, OK. I had Maggie Smith, Gene Hackman, Bill Connolly, Harvey Weinstein, Joe Biden.
00:57:07
Speaker
Yoko Una and Alan Alda. And then Connor has David Attenborough, Bob Newhart, Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolie. Biden disappointed you again. I know, right? Jack Nicholson, the actor, ah James Earl Jones, George Takei, Michael J. Fox, Morgan Freeman, and Reba McIntyre. Once again, Connor went way off base, because his idea was, you know how there's a random celebrity that dies, and everybody's like, I didn't know what they were saying. They already died in the car accident.
00:57:36
Speaker
well The winner of the whoever got the first pick got an extra two points. I got the first pick that died. ah So I have Willie Mays died first. So I got an extra two points. So I have a total of four points for the year. Glick has one point and Connor has two. So technically I'm the angel of death for 2025. Congratulations. Yay.
00:58:04
Speaker
I kill more celebrities than anybody. they big papa a big papa gri we guess We just lost another celebrity right around Christmas. Richard Perry. You know, they yeah I don't know if that was, I can't remember names too too well, of these guys, but the guy that played in Jurassic Park that was stealing the DNA and putting them in the, you know, in the. and the yeah No shit.
00:58:32
Speaker
but that guy yeah george costanza yeah no Yeah, that's what that was his character. No, it's Newman. Newman. That was it. Oh, okay. Uh I I would never really a big fan of like that. I'm not a fan of him but maybe maybe maybe because I didn't like Newman. I didn't like Seinfeld. I thought that show was stupid. Seinfeld was good for when it is the the reassurance of it. It's I don't know. I think it I think it aged poorly.
00:59:02
Speaker
Agree. Well, it didn't do anything for the guy that played Kramer when he got in trouble. No, no. i mean That was even I was like, Ooh, dude, too far hit it as the guy that's been busted for doing the worst things on the show. I was like, o ooh, ooh, step over the line, everybody.
00:59:27
Speaker
But yeah, so that's so ah we I think um somewhere in January, we're going to do a new 2026 death list. Okay. And we're going to do a collaboration show with all of us. And then we're going to We're going to do, like, Arliss, if you want to join in, you come up and we put you on the ah fans of page, so we'll have, ah but like, you, Leggy, and those guys, and Benji and those guys on one, and then you have the the ah cast of Donsensical Network in another, so there'll be two Angels of Death for 2026.
01:00:08
Speaker
ah But what we do is like I said, we do NFL style draft. So if I pick Bob Newhart, he's off the table for everybody else. So yeah, I don't know if I want to be labeled as the angel. I know, right? Well, Glick actually got the idea from from a talk radio show or from the movie Deadpool.
01:00:33
Speaker
No, well, um that's why we call it the death list. But no, there's a show he listens to in the morning. I can't remember what it's called. But they do it. And they got like crazy rules, like to the point where I was like, wait, what? And they got a weird point system. We simplified it. We are going to be adding in this year, we're going to be adding what we're calling revisions.
01:00:59
Speaker
So like, if if you see that, you know, Bob Newhart, or well, not when he died, if, you know, ex-celebrity is circling the drain, you can send in a message, hey, I'm taking, you know, ah Billy Bob Thornton here, because he's circling the drain, but if he doesn't die, you lose points. But if he dies, you get the points. Seems like a pretty, pretty one to research.
01:01:28
Speaker
Seems like just a lot of old people on the list. That's bad. That sounds. still yeah everybody got more Yeah, everybody's do research if he's got one foot in and one foot out. Let's let's make it let's make it more hard. Let's play CEO bingo. Wait, no, no, no.
01:01:57
Speaker
damn ouch let's be honest nobody had that on their list no no not maybe luigi did but uh but it's funny because like when we did the list we were we were for like the first couple of weeks, we're all checking the news every day. And then somebody who died, the first thing we do is check the fucking, let's go. Fuck that dude, he's not on my list. He's on nobody's list. He's not on my list, fuck it. Like, God love him when Tony Todd died. We were all pinks because he went on any of our lists.
01:02:44
Speaker
ah Tony Todd is Candy Man, by the way. Well, when I've seen your guys's list, I'm surprised that nobody got Dick Van Dyke on there. Oh, it's on me. Is it? Glick's got it. Glick's got it. Number four. Does he? I was going to say he just turned 99. Well, Glick's also got Jimmy Carter on there. That was his first pick. And he's like, fucking dog already. Dude's on like life support. Obviously, you make the first pick. And then who goes next? How do we do it?
01:03:16
Speaker
Actually, I get last pick this year. But you won, don't you? You won, so you get first pick. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. What's the point of winning if you don't get the first pick? Because all year long, I am the angel of death. It's a moniker. I'm going to change my name from Casablanko to the angel of death. Excuse me. Okay. But once we get to the point where we can Like we're not doing it this year, but next year we're gonna have like a trophy or or or ah actually we're we're doing a WWF style belt that that will be passed around to the winners. So like if I win it next year, I will, cause I'm the angel of death, I'll get that belt and I will wear it on the fucking show. And then if Blaze wins, I ship it to him. You know, you can hold on to it. It's okay.
01:04:14
Speaker
You get pulled over. It's in your car. What's this mean? Nothing. They call me Luigi. I mean, you just happened to be right down the street from the CEO. are he talking about like got machine but Now you got the FBI checking you out and I watch this because of the other night.
01:04:40
Speaker
oh We're on some kind of list somewhere. It's okay. But, you know, the, the, uh, we're, we're doing the same thing with, we do, we do the, the fantasy football league or nonsensical network. I suck at it. But if I win it, because I don't understand sports, I don't understand. I know how to play football. I know, I know the rules and stuff. I don't understand the fascination of it. So I'm like, Oh, fuck sports.
01:05:10
Speaker
But because I'm a co-founder of the network, I'm forced to play fantasy football every year. But I've already stated, if I win it, I will shout it from the fucking rooftop because these crazy guys on the network that live and breathe fucking football, the novice beat them. Oh, God, I will fucking shout it from the rooftop. I will have a tattooed on my ass.
01:05:38
Speaker
But ah i'm gonna once I get my 3D printer, I found the Vince Lombardi trophy, and I actually put Nonsenseical Network Fantasy Football League on it. We need a trophy now with just the middle finger up. Oh, that's when I win. I'm going to find some nutcase down the road from my house that's a football geek and be like, here.
01:06:04
Speaker
Here's my fantasy football league. Go for it. Beat their ass. And then I'll take all the credit. Or you'll lose. I'll probably lose. Let's be honest. Because the moment you put more effort into it, you'll definitely lose. I constantly forget. like g Like, on Wednesdays, when we announce who won the games for last week, clicks like, and fans who? I was like, fuck, I forgot this weekend. God damn it. Wait, I won? Cool.
01:06:34
Speaker
So what's your guys' plans for New Year's Eve? Who, what is it? going to be endless say or whi is that tuesday say Tuesday, New Year's days, Wednesday. Yeah. Tuesday's New Year's Eve. I'm going to my in-laws. I'm going to get fucking hammered. I'm going to actually hang out with, uh, all the guys from another shop podcast in Pennsylvania. Okay.
01:07:01
Speaker
I might tune in, because I don't think we're doing it. Punch him in the eye for me, buddy. Yeah, this is for Jeff. I knew it. Because when Jeff gets drunk, he punches people.
01:07:21
Speaker
No, but I still haven't decided if we're going to do a show or not. I probably not, because I'm going to be hungover.
01:07:31
Speaker
Tuesday that would be that would be a glitch night. I know he's not doing Tuesday. Yeah Yeah, but it's kind of like New Year's Day is is what's fuck news? And I don't know. I have the energy taxi be there Yeah, we have our annual poker night on New Year's Day That's what my family used to do we used to play we used to play poker Kino and And it like, we, like, we get into it. Poker Kino works like a giant bingo card, but like, and, and as the card flops, you know, and you have four corners, you have diagonal, full card, all that stuff. And, um, you, you, you put a penny in each five, one of five jars center. It empties every game. And then you have four corners, you have diagonal cross and all that stuff. And.
01:08:30
Speaker
Instead of numbers drawn, you you drop a playing card. And it's like, yeah, I but i've actually used to see that years ago. And we would get into it at my parents' house. I don't see you. I don't see you up here laying, ducking it with us. Oh, he's talking about another shot. by Oh, those guys. Oh, yeah. Would that happen to be Mr. Glick himself? Yes, it is. wise it was like But we would get into it. We'd be playing and drinking all night. And at like two o'clock in the morning, finally go, oh, yeah, by the way, happy New Year. I got center because we don't pay attention clock. We're sitting there playing fucking games. didn Those are the best. Like, but yeah, it started after my sister got married.
01:09:20
Speaker
her her new husband and his friends would come over and we'd just sit around a fucking big-ass table 30 of us fucking playing this stupid game till like 4 o'clock in the fucking morning finally going oh yeah by the way Happy New Year I'm going to bed yeah a bunch of us from the band that's all what that's what we do on New Year's Day I don't mind it I love playing it I suck at it when I like playing. But, uh, yeah, new year's, that yeah, bill was DJ and over there, I figured I'd go hang out with, they came over here to hang out with us. I forget. I go there and hang out with them. hi that's called That's fair. I have a few beers toast in the new year. Are you in, are are you in Pennsylvania, Arliss? No, I'm in a while. Oh, okay.
01:10:15
Speaker
i Always my problem with going to like a New Year's Eve party. There's too much pressure. or Have a good time Too much pressure to have a good time. I just I've got you know, I mean go without drinking like that No, it's like if I'm going out to a bar or I'm going out to a club Mm-hmm zero pressure to have a good time. But on New Year's everybody's all I gotta have a good time Who cares that shit?
01:10:43
Speaker
yeah That's one thing we don't do is we don't play New Year's Eve. No work. I'll play. Yeah, on New Year's Day. so yeah's one of those things when you're Now we have really work. Well, I mean a lot of them like to do it and stuff for us. You know we we just figure you know what it's so it's a it's a night for us to just go out and enjoy and have fun and you know.
01:11:13
Speaker
And then here we got a show January 4th, so a few days after. So when you see somebody else playing on stage, do you critique it in your head?
01:11:25
Speaker
Yeah, I know I do. That's, that's, yeah, that's common. I mean, it's not like you try to, you try to enjoy it. And I do, I love going out and supporting local musicians. I mean, we all started that way. and I'm sitting here, I'm sitting here, I'm sitting here picturing, picturing Jeff ah at, at the fucking stiff. And he'd be like, that fucking violin section. That's where I can do better.
01:11:50
Speaker
Now the only thing that I don't like and I won't name any names is some of these bands that are go up there and they're basically playing two backtracks. So they're lip singing to the music and some of them ain't even playing. I have a big problem with that. Sit there and scream out. Even though he actually learned how to play. Yeah. And I, and that does go on and we pick it up right now. Oh yeah. You know, and.
01:12:16
Speaker
You know, to me, that's just not, yeah, I don't get that. I don't care for it. It's not musicianship at all, especially for a lot of these musicians and that, I mean, they take the time to practice the music, you know, they get out there and they do a show for everybody, you know, um, it takes guts for one, you know, hard to wind up doing it. So I give them all props, you know. I agree. Yeah.
01:12:41
Speaker
you know they're still out there entertaining people when they're giving it their heart. you know I mean, that to me, that's what I respect. um And then like I said, i but you know I've always said is all national acts did not start out that way. We've all started as your local musician. yeah And that's why everybody should support their local musicians as much as possible. There's a there's a there's a music video with, I can't remember who it was. I think it's Rage Against the Machine. And they were shooting a music video and they called an unknown musician and they said, hey, you want to be in our music video? You know, the drummer or whatever it did. And the lead singer later, years later, was like, that guy gave me his demo and now he's more famous than we are. And that guy was Eminem.
01:13:39
Speaker
yeah Well, you know, that's the thing, you know, a lot of people give these props to these new, you know, reality shows that are up like the voice and all that. And yeah, that's a good start, you know, for these people. But you got to think to take Laney Wilson, for instance. Now she's one of the top country singers, you know, that that's out there. And, you know, she tried out five different times for the voice and they did not even give her a pass to go in front of the judges. I think those shows take away authenticity.
01:14:11
Speaker
You know, they said she wasn't good enough. And now she has showed them she better than that. You know, so that's why I said, you know, never take stock and all that. And plus you never want to win those shows anyways, because those damn people own your ass for the life of contract.
01:14:28
Speaker
They tell you what you're going to do, what you're going to wear, how you're, you know, the whole thing, the image, the whole nine yards, and you have no creative control over what you do. So the best thing is to get out of it as soon as you can. Right. No, I get that. ah But, but there's a difference between starting out in a garage and working your way up to, you know, your fucking big Floyd down to getting lucky on stage. And then, but, but if you look at the people that start out on the voice and stuff like that, myself personally, I couldn't name one of them today. Yeah. Maybe Kelly Clarkson, because she was like the first, but that's it. Yeah. But the thing of it is with Kelly and Carrie Underwood, both of them were smart enough as soon as their contract was up.
01:15:22
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They wound up, you know, getting with a different company, different label, and started to having creative control over what they did. And that's what made them successful today. i yeah I mean, it did give them a stepping platform to get their name out there, but they were smart enough to wind up saying, okay, as soon as that contract's done, I'm going with somebody else. And, you know, that's what made them relevant yeah um because now they have creative control. Yeah.
01:15:52
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i not just in Sorry. Yep. The monkeys. I fucking love the monkeys, dude. You can hate the monkeys all you want. No, I'm not. I'm not hating. I love the monkeys. Hey, I've seen them live in concert years ago and it was you remember when Gloria Estevan had her big accident and she had to cancel a lot of her show. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:18
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i had tickets that was actually to go see her but in place of her they had the the ah
01:16:46
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No, I'd love to see Weird Al. I love his stuff. a They say you haven't made it in in in the music industry. You're not big until Weird Al covers your shit.
01:17:01
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I don't think that's entirely true. Well, at least back in the day, in the 80s it was, because now he doesn't do it as much. But he was putting out albums like the Southern Outlaws Band, like every other week.
01:17:16
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harless What it like to babysit Jesus? How old are you? Hey, I'm only 51, man. damn mini joe Yeah, I am only 51. Excuse me. I always tease Dave because he's the oldest one member of the band and I said, you know, he's the only member of the band that, you know, got his driver's license on the back of a T-Rex.
01:17:46
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I used to have that problem. I was, well, when Chris and I started, I'm older than Chris only by a year. And then when we brought Blaze on, Blaze is older than me. So I'm like, ha I'm not the old. But yeah, I'm only 51. I've been doing this i've been doing this for ah ah for a long time, but. Well, yeah, but like, it's easier now, nowadays than when you started.
01:18:16
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Well, yeah, when I first started the the record labels, the record labels ruled everything. And that's what also what screwed a lot of, you know, bands. I mean, and you know, MCA, I mean, that's why Leonard Skinner wound up writing the songs. Give me back my bullet working for MCA. Um, a lot of people, you know, they're bullets where the songs that weren't number one yeah and the record label owned them and did not want to give them the masters. So.
01:18:46
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Ronnie being the genius that he did, he wrote he wrote those songs as a screw you, you know, to the man. He was one of the biggest ones. If you told him not to do something, he would completely do the opposite, which pretty much was me because I have no filter or anything either. But, um, you know, a lot of people don't realize when they first got started, they opened for the Rolling Stones. hu Well, they only did it one time. They got fired.
01:19:14
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because that was that when the Rolling Stones had their big gimmick when they were at the top of their game, you know, the lip and the tongue and everything, you know, for the stones. Well, that's how the stage was. And they told Ronnie, you can get out there, do anything you want on that stage. Just don't go out on the tongue.
01:19:30
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oh Well, what did Ronnie do? What I can and can't do. I'm going to do it. Yep. They got into free bird and he went out there on the tongue and stuff. And Gary says, well, if Ronnie's doing it, I'm doing it too. And Gary Rossington got out there with him and, you know, and um it just, you know, that was history. But yeah, they got fired after that. But yeah, they opened up for the Rolling Stones. You got fired. But at the end of the day, hashtag worth it. But that's the thing is in an industry like that, getting fired in a situation like that isn't I mean, you're getting fired, but it's like it's PR. I mean, it's exactly there's no such thing as bad breath. Let's be honest. Yeah, no.
01:20:13
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You know, well, I mean, it's just, it's basically how you spin it. You know, yeah I mean, we do, we you know, we are big supporters of our first responders that are completely amazing what they do. And then, you know, usually I get them to do something, you know, goofy as a mockup and every, everywhere we go. Like when we were in Nashville, I had the the one girl police officer make it look like we had our drummer locked up in the back of the cruiser, you know, and, you know, we're all having fun and shit.
01:20:43
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you know And the thing of it is, they're such great sports to wind up doing that with us. you know So we always pay respect you know for all of them. But we yeah you know we we have so much fun no matter where we go. um I tried that once. I actually ended up in jail when I got in the back of the cruiser.
01:21:05
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I'll say, in other words, you're the- It was just a joke. You're the Morgan Wallin of the nonsensical network. yeah yeah i This past year, I went to jail this year because I beat up my neighbor. Because you beat up your neighbor. He killed my dog, dude. I went all full. Fair enough. and I was called Juan Wick for a week. why Why did he kill your dog? Because my dog kept barking. He allegedly poisoned him. And and when when the cops showed up,
01:21:42
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i The guy started laughing and I grabbed him by the head and smashed it on the hood of the cop car and broke his arm. And next thing you know, I'm locked up in the back of a fucking police pickup truck going, wait, what the fuck? Why am I the guy here? They frown upon that.
01:22:02
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Well, apparently you shouldn't do it in front of four cops, I'm just saying.
01:22:08
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And apparently there's no plot as they thought because they couldn't catch a five free white guy. I'm just saying.
01:22:18
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ah It's fucking slow. I said it was it was funny because I was sitting here. I had set up the studio for Jeff's garage and then I sent a message to click. Hey, can you fill in for me? I'm going to jail.
01:22:39
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and really get and i sun back i got back on stabcha Wait what I'll tell you later And I they kept me in jail for 36 hours. Oh, yeah now see Glick should get his ass up here He said he's coming up in a little bit. The problem is he's traveling because all this is the problem we have every year on on holidays is I Don't like to leave my house. I left the house once today And of course as soon as I stepped on the door it started raining I was like, this is bullshit. Hell, it almost got a 60 degrees up here today, ah but hell, that was nuts.
01:23:17
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it was with you yeah its It hasn't been 60 degrees here since 1999. It never knows. drop below sixty five Yeah. But I mean, it's horrible. That's unusual for up here. I mean, this is December for bad sakes and having that, you know, kind of warm weather. It was crazy.
01:23:40
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Oh yeah. Well, um, I actually, there's a, there's a TV show in the UK called QI. It's a quiz show where they have celebrities on the panel. And they were talking, I was watching a clip show. I heard a, heard a whiskey bottle be open. I heard it too. Some Blanton's nice. Nice. But they, they were talking about, um, in in the past,
01:24:11
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There are 20 years in the UK. There's only been four white Christmases Hold on say that again in the in the past 20 years I I'm not sure about the numbers, but I know it's 20 years in the past 20 years They've had less white Christmases than in in history. Oh wow, Cancun No, uh, the UK. Oh UK TV show but oh but when Charles Dickens Charles Dickens what you yeah when he wrote Christmas carol. There were nine white Christmases in a row.
01:24:58
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So when he wrote a Christmas Carol, he predicted, he, uh, showed in the scene of Christmas morning, it's snowing and it put the thought in everybody's head that a white, a good thing for Christmas is a white Christmas. Interesting. I know, uh, I know, I know New York city got a white Christmas for the first time in 14 years. Yeah. We ain't had one in a while.
01:25:27
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I haven't had one in 20 plus years. I'm just saying. um like that Well, you're down where it shouldn't be snowing. Yeah. However, just once I wanted to snow just once here because people can't drive here when it fucking rains. Imagine hell has frozen over.
01:25:46
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yeah oh That's all right. Up here in Ohio, they get just a trace of snow on the road and people can't drive on the damn shit. Oh, I know I grew up in Ohio. Yeah, that was in Northern California, it snowed and it was like an inch deep and they had to cancel school and stuff. I was like an inch deep in Ohio, an inch deep. I can still find my fucking golf ball. Let's go hit the fucking balls. Let's go. Yeah. I mean, fuck an inch deep shit. Yeah, it's it's yeah, it's nuts.
01:26:20
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Yeah, they get, they get crazy up here. Now, you know, they say, Oh yeah, we're going to get a, you know, a big hit with a storm and you get like two or three inches. And it's like, you guys must forget the seventies. Right. The seventies where it was like a big hit was like eight feet of snow. Yeah. It's like, so we ain't had winters and you know, and years like we used to.
01:26:43
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Yeah. Well, like, Ryobi sells a, it looks like a, a shoe polisher, but it it rotates backwards, it's just got two brushes on it and it clears snow. I'm like, yeah, that wouldn't work in the 70s. That thing would die in about three seconds. Yeah. Now they're like, it's an inch of snow and it's a, and you can blow on it. It goes away. So I'm going to use this.
01:27:05
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But I don't know I want to get I want to get one of those new robot dogs that's got the flamethrower on it to go out there. Right? Hell yeah, and I want one. I bought one. He didn't buy the flamethrower attachment. and I was like, let's see. But he bought one of those robot dogs.
01:27:26
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I want a waffle bot. I want a waffle bot from fucking, uh, yes. I want one of those ones we talked about on what the fuck news is the Chinese have us. It looks like a medicine ball, but it's about three foot tall and it's, it's, it's a robot and it will track your ass. Interesting. I showed him, I showed a video clip on it on what the fuck news we were talking about before Christmas.
01:27:54
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That freaks me to hell out. Oh, dude, it's it's got like little turrets of net guns on the side. And I'm like, I want one. but
01:28:05
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Do you know what people need to start doing is attaching Nerf guns to their fucking drones and having an air air battles, man, in your backyard? Like imagine if you had like a huge property.
Family Backgrounds & Cultural Shifts
01:28:17
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They're already freaking out about just regular drones over New Jersey. You put even a Nerf gun on and people are going to be rushing out to buy toilet paper. Yeah. Don't scare the masses place. Yeah. You're welcome, Sherman. Yeah. Even if it's just a Nerf gun, you're going to have people, you know, rushing out by toilet paper and shit. I'll tell you what, it's going to be another pandemic. I'm going to put all my money into fucking Charmin.
01:28:45
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and invest like a mother I never did get that I never did get that i i like you would think Yeah food and all that shit maybe would be the first thing to go no, it's the toilet paper and the paper towels It's like hell you ain't gonna be able to eat that what the hell yeah but you guys never heard of seahells Come on Yeah, watch a movie. I still ain't figured that one out. I've watched that movie so many times. You know, I don't even want to know the the way shit's going. It's going to happen. Someone's going to figure it out. Yeah, I don't even want to know. ah Christopher, Christopher Columbus, the director, just released um what Kevin McAllister's dad did.
01:29:38
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What his parents did for living in all Malone because that house in the 80s when in the 90s when that movie came out was 2.4 million dollars Yeah, and it turns out his mom is a fashion designer That's why Kevin has so many mannequins that he can use for the scene where he makes it look like they're having a party And the dad is a businessman That's the explanation he post hoc this shit right and leave it up to my imagination don't spoil it on me but that's the same thing with the seashells eventually somebody's gonna be like well this is what you do and and i'm telling you i want i want the movie version of sander bullock to show me how to do it yeah but here's the question who's gonna be the one who's the one that gets the job that has to clean the seashells hey type in three seashells and xx and x whatever you're
01:30:37
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Porn there were. But where is that? Where is that going to lead a motherfucker? Oh, don't even get me started on porn. We did that. We did the the breakdown of Porn Hubs Year in Review. And the the there's. they They do like most common searches of the area and one of them and I and to the point where Chris is like, I don't get this one.
01:31:03
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And then he said it and I was like, how do you not get that? It was cute. C-U-T-E. I was like, he's like, I don't get it. I'm like, yeah, you don't want an ugly chick, you want a cute one. He's like, wait, that's it, it is? I said, that's exactly what it is. He's like, that's weird. Why is that weird? They just got banned in Florida. Yeah. yeah Let's be honest, there's better alternatives. Wait, who got banned in Florida?
01:31:34
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born orn hub Oh, they're banned here too or you have to have like a special life like idea shit I don't get it out of all the things to ban why I Just don't care anymore. I Know I like Jeff i like jeff du Dunham's comedy skit, you know back in our you know our days you paid for porn and water was free now we buy water and and porn's free. I think it's a good trade-off. I agree.
01:32:09
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where do we from
01:32:12
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How's that fucked up? I'm not paying for porn. I have the impact. You'd rather pay for water. I'd i'd rather sweat. I have to pay for water no matter what because you can't drink the water out of the tap here. michael that's That's a failure on that sucks. That's why I always thought it was funny. You know, a lot of people up here in the States don't realize that when, you know, putting like a lime or a lemon in Corona, they think it's, you know, to enhance the flavor of the beer and that, you know, and all that in Mexico, where it originated from, it was never meant to be put down in the drink. Nope. You know, why blaze? No, it was, it was actually to prevent
01:32:57
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the, uh, like the small fruit flies and stuff like that to get that was going down in the beer and it keeps them out of it. So basically a plug for your beer. Okay. ah Well, that makes sense. see the line away once's in the once Once the utility of something's been explained to me, it's like, well, that makes i stillt use yeah i don't have that Yeah, but that's the citrus in that that that all those fruit that would go to it and not get down in the beer Yeah, okay. That makes that makes a lot of sense. I dig that Yeah, yeah um that was explained to me. and I was like i'll take That was one good thing that I ever learned ah from my time that I was in Mexico, of course, I was in Juarez Mexico ah you know and
01:33:45
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Hey, it was, it was a lot safer back then, you know, that's when I got introduced to, you know, what was called a donkey show, uh, being from up here in Ohio. Jeff, I'm sure, you know, you up here in Ohio, when they say donkey show, we've had, you know, where these guys get on donkeys and they play basketball and shit, you know, so me being a hillbilly, I thought, no, I thought that's what I was going to see. And yeah, yeah there's just some things you cannot unsee. I was wrong.
01:34:15
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But yeah, yeah that that ah when I drove I drove from Ohio to Cancun and I crossed in Brownsville and when I first stopped because you when you drive in when you get to the border they're like $3 you're like what what and they're like, yeah, it's $3. Okay, so you pass it and then you're supposed to make your way to immigration Well, I got like 20 blocks or 20 miles from the border before I realized I could pull over because I didn't have a sticker for the car Saying I went through immigration. The cop was like, hey, where's your sticker? I'm like what fucking sticker they told me $3. I kept driving Like yeah, you gotta go to immigration and they didn't tell me that okay. Well go to immigration
01:34:59
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i got I was parking the car outside immigration and they're like, you're in the wrong place if you want to go to the donkey shirt. I was like, what what? I was like, we're we' just outside of Brownsville. He's like, it's a little wild that way. Why are you assuming? American in his 20s. I get it, dude. Go for it, man. But yeah, you can't unsee it. No, no, that you can't. It looked painful for both.
01:35:30
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Yeah. I've never seen one and i I've heard of them. You're not missing anything. I know it doesn't sound like I would be. It's much like that website that I told you guys about. ah when When the Two Girls, One Cup video went viral, there was two other websites that had one video on them each. And one was called Mr. Happy Hands.
01:35:59
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and Glassass dot.com.
01:36:03
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Glassass.com was a dude naked as days born sitting on a pickle jar that breaks. And he calmly just pulls out. the show now no Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sitting here glued going. Dude's not making a fucking it sound. I feel like we've talked about this before.
01:36:26
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And the other one was ah the the Mr. Happy Hands was a guy being really friendly with a horse. Yeah, we've talked about this before on on on this show somewhere. it was important It was one of those things where where I was like, um i I'm gonna be honest, I've heard about these websites from Kevin Smith, the writer director actor.
01:36:50
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Yeah, from his podcast. He was talking to his friend. They had a podcast called podcast. Um, and they were talking about this and I was like, no way this is fucking real. Internet helped me out and I looked him up and I wish I never did. Well, you guys do your movie reviews, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You guys are going to have to wind up watching and do a movie review of, um,
01:37:19
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Oh, shit. I want to say it was called happily ever after. It was that one with McCarthy in it. um And and with the puppets and shit, she was like a detective. Oh, I know what you're talking about. yeah yeah Yeah, I can't remember if that was the name of it or not. worthy Yes, that's yeah, that's her. Yeah. Oh my God. I don't think I ever laughed so hard my entire life. I think it's, I think it was just on Netflix. ah so It is so, to it is so twisted. She's a funny woman. Oh, that whole, that whole skit that they did in that, I mean, you know, and yeah, it was just, they went into the massage parlor. i Happy time murders. That's it.
01:38:09
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Uh, did you, so ouch have you seen the movie bridesmaids? Uh, yes. Yeah. Melissa McCarthy in that movie, the movie is not great, but the only redeeming factor is Melissa McCarthy because she plays, she plays a kind of like a bumbling third wheel. And my, uh, they're at a bridal shop and somebody gave them laxatives.
01:38:39
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And he just, yeah but say I never laughed so hard. Melissa McCarthy, shitting in a sink is the funniest thing
Movies & Media Discussions
01:38:49
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I've ever seen. Yeah, she she played in a show my ex-wife religiously watched. It's a small town somewhere in like north North England or something like that. Gilmore Girls. And she was there. Yeah. yeah And when I started, when I started to see her in funny or like funny adult movies, I was like, Holy shit. Oh, she's woman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was quite. She's cousins. She's cousins to Jenny McCarthy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, nepotism. Nepo babies. Jenny. I watched her on Mike and Molly too. That was a fun show.
01:39:32
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Wasn't Jenny McCarthy from MTV era, the good time MTV era? Was she? I don't know. Is that the Jenny McCarthy I'm talking about? She was on some dating show. She was the blonde. I know she was she appeared on Two and a Half Men for a while. off then yeah so Yeah, it's the same Jenny McCarthy. She got her start in MTV on a late night dating show. She was a host. guy yes MTV Uncensored. Yeah.
01:40:01
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yeah just looked it up MTV Uncensored was what it was. yeah so but like she ah at One part of Bridesmaids, ah they're they're at a bridal shelter and the bride gives away puppies. And because Melissa McCarthy for no reason, she took like nine puppies.
01:40:22
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And then she's like, I think I overdid it. But she's she's driving down the road and she's passing the main character. And she's got driving like this ah Dodge Caravan. There's like nine puppies in the back and she's like, yeah, fuck that. I was like, what the fuck? She's hilarious. she She actually introduced me to the phrase, I'm going to climb that like a tree.
01:40:48
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Because they're they're they're standing around talking, and the main characters talk to this older gentleman. Yeah. You know, the guy's got, he's maybe 55, almost 60. Gray haired, black guy, and Melissa McCarthy comes up and goes, are you dating that dude? Because I'm gonna climb out like a tree. And I was like, wait, what?
01:41:11
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thats I heard that, and I was like, I mean, um man this lady's funny. She's from a time where it took more than just saying hot to a spit on that thing to fucking get rich. Yeah. No, I she is. I'll have to watch that that movie. I still say my Monica Lewinsky was the original hot to a girl. I agree. ah I'm going to hell for life. So what is that my happiness murders? It's only on
01:41:48
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Uh, YouTube. Oh, okay. Well, it's not playing anywhere else. oddly I could have sworn I saw it. Maybe I saw it on Netflix. for maybe It me and might be when I was on my VPN or some shit. Yeah. If you guys want a good laugh and you got a twisted sense of humor and a good, you know, mine, like I think you guys do. Yeah. You're going to, you're going to love it. It's hilarious as hell. I've heard that sausage party movie, the the animated sausage party movie is supposed to be funny too.
01:42:19
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I haven't seen that one. I tried watching because I love Seth Rogen. I just couldn't get into it. Maybe it was where my mind was at the time, but... Did you see that?
01:42:30
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the pickle movie he did Where are you playing a guy? He played... ah i I remember what it's called. It's... A Pickle movie. Yeah, it was... He plays a man in the, like, 30s.
01:42:45
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and he falls into a pickle brine and then it gets covered up and then he he's discovered years later. Joe Rogan. We're talking about Seth Rogan? Seth Rogan. Yeah, hold on. Let me find it. I like when he played and paul he did the voice over there for Paul. Yes. To me, that was an underrated movie. I thought that was a good one. I thought it was excellent. It's called
01:43:23
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but i've never even heard of it it's terrible it's not it's all gone yeah my hope's up in shit but what because Seth Rogen plays two characters. He plays the ancestor of the the guy and he plays the guy. Like the guy, he falls into a pickle brine in in like the twenties or some shit and he's preserved. And then when the the factory is bought in 2020, he's released and then you know of course he wakes up and he's introduced to his, um,
01:44:05
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great, great gang or whatever, played by himself. And he starts selling pickles on the street that he, he starts making because that's the only thing he knows how to do. And of course, the the crazy lefty, I like everything. organic They start buying it like crazy. Okay, so you're talking about his shorts on YouTube or some bullshit. No, it's a movie dude.
01:44:33
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Okay, I've seen it. I've seen those clips. but I didn't know there was a whole movie. It's a whole movie called the American Pickle. It's uh, it's not, it was 2020 and I want, I got to see how long the movie was. That was a weird time in my life. That was a really weird time in my life. That was like, yeah. Yeah. But it's, it's, it's such a weird movie. I have to check it out.
01:44:59
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But I, but you know, cause I love Seth Rogen. I think he does great stuff. And I was like, you know what Seth Rogen's in this. How bad can it be? Oh man, was I broken? Like two hours of my life. I'll never get back. Is there rain outside? I don't know. Yeah. It's raining outside. Not here. but you know if that was I didn't know if it was through your speaker, the game or outside. Yeah, it's not here.
01:45:30
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um real quick boys let's take a real quick break because i gotta make my bladder glider and uh you know what let's do a little southern outlaw shall we a little good for the soul
01:46:16
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good for the soul.
01:46:55
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It's good for the soul
01:48:25
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It's good for the soul.
01:48:34
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Yeah, that was the southern outlaws band with good for the soul. I do like that song. Oh, you'll appreciate. You know, the funny thing is Jeff, I wrote that on a napkin at a Mexican restaurant. Nice.
01:48:50
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I love it. Welcome back, everybody, to Nonsensical Network. And this is the Nonsensical Nonsense Show. Check us out, everything we do and all of our social media is on bio.link slash Nonsensical Network. And don't forget, you can go and get our merch at Nonsensical-Nonsense.myspreadshop.com and spread us on you. Oh, man. I forgot to switch hats. Yeah. Oops. Oh.
01:49:19
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So last Saturday, I meant to drink this. this is a This is a double IPA, but it's a non-alcoholic IPA. What's the point of non-alcoholic? Honestly. I don't know. I've just never had a non-alcoholic IPA, and I was curious. Bottoms up. I get it. I'm drinking non-alcoholic energy drinks. I don't know. Some people just like so people like just the taste of beer. I do not.
01:49:49
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I'm drinking good bourbon and Budweiser. Nice. At least you're drinking real Budweiser, not Bud Lighters. Tastes like I'm drinking hot water. Nice. Yeah, I don't understand the point of non-alcoholic beer. Interesting. It doesn't taste bad, but it doesn't taste like a beer.
01:50:17
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I went to, there's ah there's a ah franchise, Twin Peaks, and they opened one here. And they had an IPA there. It was the first IPA. I'm like, I usually, I'm like, yeah, give me a name brand, whatever you got. Usually they'll say these are, or I like, I like soul better than Corona, but, cause Corona's got a weird aftertaste. I'm a Modela Guernica. I like Modelas, come on. I like. my they They had, it was a citrus based, and it tastes like fermented orange juice. It was disgusting. So I'm not big on the IPAs that they've started mixing fruit in. um like I'm not against fruit, fruit beers per se, just not IPA. ah yeah he haven tried the Have you tried the IPAs though that are infused with cannabis?
01:51:11
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um I have had one. Yes. Uh, not in seeing thingss with cannabis terpenes. I have had. Sounds like a dangerous combo to me. Well, there's no actual THC because it's just, yeah, there's no THC.
01:51:27
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so Although that would be interesting. Yeah. I mean, like for for the longest time, I used to go to a bar here with a buddy of mine. We'd go back.
01:51:41
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And we drink Red Bull and vodka, which is the dumbest thing you'd ever do because you're drunk out of your fucking gourd, but you can't fall asleep. Oh yeah. And there's nothing worse than a drunk. They can't fall asleep. Oh, that's nothing but trouble. But my ADHD brain doesn't, doesn't recognize energy drinks like everybody else, because I can drink two energy drinks and go take a nap right now. That's s not healthy.
01:52:08
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it No, it's it's the ADHD. it's It's a weird thing. And I thought it was weird. And then somebody else mentioned it on fucking TikTok. And I was like, oh, it's not just me. It's all. they Yeah, <unk> there's like nine different types of ADHD. Yeah. There's a reason why I can do it. I can go eat things at once. From the outside looking into those energy drinks, definitely you have an effect. Not really.
01:52:37
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Because like literally, what was it the other day? I was on the outside looking in. I get it. ah No, that's just me, dude. I'm in it all the time. But like I went to the store the other day and I usually pick up like two or three of these other drinks at the time because I get them for a buck apiece. And i and i I drink one of the way back and I save two for the show. And I walked to the store. I picked up my three. I drank one. I came home and I took a nap.
01:53:06
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I woke up at like 10 o'clock in the morning and I was like, I need to go to the store and get something to drink. I need to get this. I picked up my Coke for the day. I picked up everything I needed for the day. And I walked back drinking my energy drink and I got home. I was like, I'm fucking tired. I'm taking that. And my wife called me. She says, what are you doing? She said, I'm taking a nap. And she's like, did you just go to the store?
01:53:30
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Yeah. Did you get an energy drink? Yeah. How are you taking a nap? I was like, oh, I'm fucking tired. Didn't you just wake up? Yeah. Well, OK. That's a weird thing. I don't care. That old rant was amazing. I don't care. So, Jeff, what are your thoughts? I'm going to bring this back to movies because that is always in my mind. The only thing on my mind right now, I don't know why, is the new Superman.
01:54:01
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Saw the trailer. I don't know the cat plan Superman, but I'm in Okay, that was filmed in Cleveland, Ohio No shit Yeah, yeah, they blocked off most of downtown this past year and out when they were filming that I'm in cuz you know, I'm still waiting for my pole I'm just excited that there's a super dog Yes, I'm so I'm like I'm pretty and pretty enthused about that. I love everything and anything, Superman. i i'm I'm kind of a nut. um ah Blaze, have you ever seen my back tattoo? So here's here's a piece of Superman trivia that overlaps with the the Seinfeld show. Did you know in every episode there was a reference to Superman?
01:54:50
Speaker
that's because Jerry Seinfeld is a Superman now. Yup, yup, yup. I didn't know that. In a portion of, yeah. they On Jerry Seinfeld's, in in ah in the apartment of Seinfeld, there is a statue, there's ah like one a mini figure of Superman on the bookshelf. There's a magnet or something on the fridge, or he makes a reference to it, like in the writing. Mm-hmm. Blaze, you've never seen my back tattoo, have you?
01:55:19
Speaker
i I haven't and I've never made plans to do so and I'm okay. No, the reason why I say that is because I'm such a Superman nut that my back is all Superman. That's, that's fine. That's between. Yeah.
01:55:39
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Yeah, Blaze wants that little bit of mystery. um No, I think I actually have a picture as opposed to taking my shirt off. But I have, I have, I'm Spencer's. You remember Spencer's gifts?
01:56:03
Speaker
I do. Yes. Yeah. i' sure With the tribal Superman logo. I have that on my top of my back. And then I have, you remember the precious moments dolls from, um, uh, I'm, I'm aware of what I'm watching. I have a precious moment Superman. And then I have a traditional Superman. Yeah. I got kicked out of Spencer's gifts. that such a cool That's the story I want to hear. That's the story we need.
01:56:33
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Yeah. Uh, you know, uh, back in the day, they had those little wind up penises. right right right Well, I didn't know that they frown if you wind them all up and have them dancing all over, you know, the shelves. And, uh, yeah, I was, yeah, I was asked to leave. I thought that was allowed. I've done that. shit i thought I don't think they mind if you like wind up like one or two of them, but me, you know,
01:57:02
Speaker
I'm going to make sure they all worked. I agree. Well, I can't walk down a. If you walk down, well and it says push me. I'm pushing everyone. Oh, yeah. I tried. I tried doing the surprise product inspector routine at a yeah sex toy store didn't go.
01:57:26
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Yeah, I did that with my brother one time. and still
01:57:31
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I held up the biggest one that I could find and I say, Hey, Hey bro, is this big enough for you? Yeah. He won't go shopping with me no more. that that ah Oh man.
01:57:44
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unro
01:57:47
Speaker
Yeah. yeah but That's kind of like the running. That's the running joke with the band. they then None of them will go shopping with me. No, because get to but you go into the,
01:58:00
Speaker
yeah There's a there's a trend you go into a Walmart with with somebody and you turn on your phone and Then you scream as loud as loud as you can. Hey, you're anti groin prongle fungal cream is over here yeah So I had this buddy dad co this was a little station Utah and I was at the I was at the class 6 waiting in line but I didn't know that co is like a couple of people behind me And he goes, Hey, hi. I turn on. Hey, what's up, dad? Cause I, I just as loud and not like screaming, but at a volume to everybody here can hear, Hey man, did you get a cream for for that herpes problem you were having? it just
01:58:45
Speaker
ah boy ah ah Like, you know what? I don't even want this shit. I'm out of here. Oh no, I say there's no bot. No, that's what he did. He was like, you know what? I don't even want this Pepsi. I can't believe bullshit. The best thing I like is going into Victoria's secrets and asking them if they still have edible underwear. Hmm. I always ask them if they're refrigerated. You can they need to be because they go bad. You can find it online now.
01:59:17
Speaker
Oh, you can find so much stuff online. It's ridiculous. I'm still shocked at the, uh, Carlos, you've seen the movie, the Christmas story. Unfortunately, we watched that last night and, and I looked online to buy the leg lamp. They're $400 dude. I hate that movie. I love that. I despise that movie. Everybody makes their little pill.
01:59:42
Speaker
I just the whole goddamn concept of the movie about that kid putting his eye out. Oh, you're going to put your eye out. You're going to, you know, shoot your eye out. And it's like, you know what? You just want to choke somebody at that point. Yeah. love he's an asshole And and every I just never could stand that or a wonderful life, that little girl and stuff, you know, that with the bell and the angel getting their wings and shit. It's like, you just want to go through the TV and choke that little girl. but You know, the,
02:00:11
Speaker
uh the wonderful life when it came out was a box office flop yeah and the rights to it went out eventually so the tv stage was like hey creative commons and they started showing it and that's when it became popular i just saw this shut up click nobody asked him he's he's mini man what the hell he's mini man he's like superman's little like mini man little like Because I said I was waiting for the call so I could play Superman. And I'm not 4'8". I'm every inch of 5'3". What is Glick going to play, Robin? Standing on his feet. He's going to play Robin Alfred.
02:01:03
Speaker
Glaze will play our stoning, our completely stoned Joker. He's like, I do. But yeah. I know so many people though that go up to Cleveland to see that house and I always pictured if I was a villain, I always pictured myself to be the white trailer park stoner trash that beat fucking poison. I mean, the reason why she turned into a bad person. Wait, what what did I just say? It was just. Yeah.
02:01:36
Speaker
I'm trying to think what the guy's name is. Who's that? The one that pushed Poison Ivy into the poison to make her Poison Ivy. I can't remember his name. I don't know. I don't know. I know it was played by the guy that plays Lionel Luther in the crappy. Oh, are you talking about the Batman movie with George? Yeah.
02:02:09
Speaker
But in the mythology of Batman, Poison Ivy was pushed into something that she was creating, and that's what gave her the Poison Ivy powers. Sounds about right. I just don't know the guy's name that did it. I don't know. I can't thank everybody either. Don't know. I was never a big Batman guy because I was like, Chuck, where'd you fuck? I like Batman.
02:02:39
Speaker
I don't know my wife. My wife is a big Batman fan. I'm not. ae I get a lot of lags. Sorry about that guy. His superpower is that he's rich let's be rich lesbian. lesbians? That's not wrong with that. I'm not mad at that. That's that's my superpower. You're rich lesbian. I suck at rich lesbian. You're sucking at that now, too. No, I'm pretty good at being a lesbian.
02:03:12
Speaker
okay it's not that hard you just don't like dudes I suck at the black lesbian part that part although I am a big fan of Gail Gadot I have a love-hate relationship with her I don't even know who that is she played the Wonder Woman oh okay Oh yeah. but love damn See her in the bikini when she did fast and the furious movie. fur you full you full No, I didn't. yeah I don't. I stopped watching those. I think after Paul Walker died. Hell, that was where that was worth watching just for that. That was fast and furious. The last ride, the unmade, the unmade. No, no, because because Paul Walker was in that one. Yeah, he was still alive on that one because her character dies. But then. um
02:04:10
Speaker
I lied. I only watched the first one. Well, there's only 40 of them. I know. Yeah, I lost track. I haven't seen that last one that they came out with. It wasn't just terrible, but it wasn't great. I enjoyed Tokyo drift. That was really out of sync though. It was a standalone. It's a standalone, but they they were able to tie in.
02:04:34
Speaker
They tie it in, but it had you know it happened like before the one guy died. I mean, I was really out of sync, but they did tie it all into the mythology of it. But think the one thing Tokyo Drift did was bring drifting into the mainstream. Yeah. And I've been into into drifting since I saw the cartoon, the initial D,
02:05:02
Speaker
And not familiar with it. Initial D is a Japanese cartoon about a guy that he's a, he's a delivery guy. Okay. And he, he drives a, an 86 Toyota Corolla and he drifts and drifted drifting is not something for the faint of heart because driving the car at 70 miles an hour, not difficult, but doing it sideways. That's difficult.
02:05:34
Speaker
Oh, he's popping up. Yeah, it's Glick. Oh, Glicky Boy. As soon as it loads, there he is. What's up, Koya? Oh, Glicky Boy. What up, Glicky Boy? So you're out of your cage? Yeah. Congratulations. I hear you're going to be playing Robin to Jeff's Superman.
02:05:54
Speaker
ah You know our list you shouldn't listen to Jeff. He's so full Let's play Jeff is far too short to play Superman everett no because I'm gonna play Superman and the rest of the cast gonna be a bunch of midgets They can see I don't think you could say that because he i don't know i weigh i want to they're my people
02:06:28
Speaker
look yeah i want to see the network word i want to see the scene when jet when glick is falling from the building and jeff's got to come and fly and catch you the the the
02:06:39
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ah to
02:06:43
Speaker
just like think supermag pit liftft kryptonite and chris is's fatass i right you can walk it on Yeah. Walking off, buddy. You're fine.
02:06:58
Speaker
Stop being a bitch. Drink some moonshine before it. You won't feel a thing. You won't feel it, hey right? I feel the same thing about me going up against in the ring with Tyson. Three shots in the throne. I won't feel fucking thing. You're not giving me three shots or anything for me to go get punched in the face by Mike Tyson.
02:07:19
Speaker
Yeah, but you've got enough shots of a throne in you. You ain't gonna feel shit. You will in four days when you wake up from your coma. i'll be on a coba so Sounds all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Oh, God. Worst movie ever. He had to reference a damn movie. Worst movie ever. Amen. Amen to that.
02:07:48
Speaker
I see. I'm not on the hill alone. No. All right. I hate and that movie. Not a hill. I care about battling.
02:08:01
Speaker
Deeds there. Nikki made me watch it Christmas morning. I'm like, really? There's nothing else that we can watch. Well, yeah, there is. But, you know, you're going to watch that. Yeah. Unfortunately, we envisioned you sitting there with a big bowl of mashed potatoes.
02:08:19
Speaker
or you know, baked potatoes and just eating it going fucking movie making making tater tater statues and bitching about that lady's mashed potatoes. We get to the scene where the moms dished out mashed potatoes and they they come up for a spoon and then they don't move. I did nothing. but a par I was that I care way too much about them taters in that movie, but those those taters were fucked up.
02:08:48
Speaker
They needed some milk, some butter, some something. They did. They did everything but on their own. They were too basty. Yeah. I was like of all the things to be upset about in that in that movie, I was really upset about the movie. This fucking movie is going to come back. Wait, that's the problem you have.
02:09:18
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tater to. I don't fuck around when it comes to my potato horse.
02:09:28
Speaker
Oh, man. we We pretty much determined throughout the whole movie that the kid that plays Robbie is an asshole. He's an asshole. He likes the potato. He's just his friend when he's stuck to a pole. You know, he's a little fucking person like a sailor. He beat up that poor defenseless little kid. No, but when he got in trouble for a cursing, his mom said, where did you hear that? And he calls out his buddy.
02:09:57
Speaker
but that We talked about the movie last night. Mickey. Mickey got it for me since you think you're funny with your with your cougar. So.
02:10:13
Speaker
There's Googer. Yeah, I just don't. Yeah, I popped it. I was in there for a little bit while you guys were talking about the movie last night. Yeah. But we were out here in the garage.
02:10:28
Speaker
Um, uh, Nikki and pops and I, uh, passes out here for a little bit. We were watching foosball and hanging out. Well, I had you guys in my, in my ear for a little bit. And then, uh, we went bowling tonight with the kids and a couple of, uh, Nikki's or a couple of Nikki's friends. So that's cool. I was like, well,
02:10:55
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I'll be on the show when I get on the show. You score a 45.
02:11:01
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ah The first game, I think I had 70 something. And then after that, I was just joking. Yeah. i then And then then after that, I was just throwing the ball down the lane, trying to see how fast I could. I had like a six pound ball and I'm just watching it.
02:11:23
Speaker
He's only bowling against the pitcher of beer and the pitcher of beer. I think I've ever scored less than 100 points bowling. Well, Glick, I came in to help Jeff out because you ought to have seen the two guys that he had on here before. Oh, my God. Oh, Lord have mercy. Who did you have? No, I didn't call him up. You know how we post on Facebook groups.
02:11:48
Speaker
yeah These two guys came up and and the one guy was like, I'm all depressed. He pulled out a gun. He was acting like he was going to shoot himself. I booted him. whoa And then the other guy, the other guy started singing and then standing up and pull up his shorts. And I was like, all right, you're out. You're both out. yeah ah man I Wally was in here. but I brought wall Wally. Wally commented and I was like, hey, dude, come on up. Help me out. yeah And then these guys came in and I was like, okay.
02:12:18
Speaker
And while he's like, I gotta go, I have to go pick a few things. So he bounced and then I was like, okay, I got some people in here. And of course, after I kicked them out, I was back here by myself, but I heard this is like, I said something in the comments. I was like, come on.
02:12:36
Speaker
I need you help now. Please hurry. I'm in it. Hey Cass, you want to take her out before you go in the house. Just walk around the yard there.
02:12:48
Speaker
Are you getting a crushed float? That's grandpa. He's got plenty of vanilla ice cream. He told you last night. An orange crushed float. Vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream. He throws some Peter Pan peanut butter in there. Oh, it's so good. I think I don't like about being here. The fact that I have nowhere to really put my phone.
02:13:14
Speaker
I don't know. I wish you had been here on fucking Thursday Glick because the argument we had was fucking priceless. I want to say it was priceless. Oh, we had so much fun. We didn't mean to do five hours, but we did every bit of five hours. You want to take her out? Do you want to go potty shoes? I didn't really think of a, I didn't really have a plan to prime limit on that. I honestly didn't think it was going to go more than three hours.
02:13:44
Speaker
I didn't either. But then, you know, we had lazy Jedi up and we were sitting there arguing about all sorts of different shit. And Blaze blew my mind. Thursday, we did it. We did we did they whose argument and anyways episode about Luigi Mangione. Oh, and then, of course, we went off to a huge fucking tangent where we realized Blaze doesn't believe in free will. And my head exploded.
02:14:12
Speaker
You're right. He doesn't believe in a lot of things. Dale, I'm very, very skeptical. Blaise is also a communist. It doesn't work. Well, a more specific anarcho-cytic list, which is different, which is different from communism. But there definitely are. There's definitely some intersectionality there. But we actually had our last, I got five hours one quick.
02:14:40
Speaker
Nice, yeah, I popped into a shaman lazy shamans. I didn't go live with them. I just popped in and was in the chat.
02:14:51
Speaker
I was going to jump in there but then they were all getting ready to get off and I was like, oh, I see how it is. White guy comes in and you guys all decide to leave. Yup. That's how it works. Jedi's like. Well, DEI until your white guy wants to join.
02:15:09
Speaker
What I'm doing, I don't think you don't. Where's that cancel? ours i hear i hear i heard you guys are going to be up this way this next week over here uh new year's eve is that what you're saying yeah coming up yeah yeah bill's uh dj and over there npa nice and you know since they came over here to hang with us along boys i forget i'd go over there and hang with them on new year's eve
02:15:48
Speaker
yeah build that of the style you ought to if you're over in p a you ought to hop in um we're going back home tomorrow um areria yeah i don't know bill whats us around after he walked into the jungle last week and hey we kick as for an hour what the the the
02:16:08
Speaker
yeah bla you are here oh and he popped off in the comments are you i thought yeah on I don't know. Well, yeah, I'm sure he was having fun but he walked into the jungle and I don't think he was ready for it.
02:16:24
Speaker
i ruin Did not go his way? and No, he roasted the hell out of me. Oh, you ought to see him on that bar crawl that we went on to. Yeah, he it that was entertaining.
02:16:42
Speaker
He learned real quick. Yeah, he learned real quick of stuff. yeah yeah Hanging with us, you know, doing a bar crawl ain't for the faint of heart.
02:16:53
Speaker
He lost me a bar crawl. He's done a bar crawl since I was 25. I don't think I can do it. Is this Boozy? This is Boozy. Britch is not as big as he makes them seem to be. Oh, no.
02:17:08
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Yeah. And we are trained professionals.
02:17:16
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Yeah. No, I, I don't think he was, I don't think he was quite equipped for that, uh, that adventure that he decided to partake in. Uh, we were going to try to come up. We were up here at PA. We were coming up to PA that weekend anyways, because we went to the Brown Steelers game in Pittsburgh.
02:17:34
Speaker
and uh we thought about coming up a day early and getting a hotel up there and coming through and then it was like well just get up early in the morning and then it was like that's gonna be really fucking early and that was a lot of fun yeah we we drank from let's see nine o'clock in the morning till about seven o'clock at night ouch what is that that's just a normal tuesday for me yeah but you know, plus doing, you know, shots at every bar that we went to and I don't know how many beers we went through. So at least two at least two. Bill took the the bar crawl literal. He was crawling. Yeah.
02:18:24
Speaker
power Hey, DJ, it's it's OK to to to know when to hang up. hang it up. I don't drink like that anymore. If somebody invited me on a pu a pub crawl, of like, oh, you want me to drive for you? Okay. Right. i would ah You know, but I'm, uh, I'm also, see, he also made a really bad rookie move. Like he didn't eat anything before going. And it's just like, I told her, I said, bro, you gotta eat, man. Like if I know I'm going to drink all day, I've got a big breakfast guy, but I'm going to go, I'm going to stop the DJ here before I go drink.
02:19:00
Speaker
and then get something heavy in my stomach and I'll be like, all right, now it's no time. Like, let's, let's rock and roll that. And every so often grab a water down a water and stuff. Every so often, you know, like I just said, we're trained professionals, you know? Yeah. what right as it were Yeah. When I was doing heavy, when I was like a heavy, heavy drinker,
02:19:25
Speaker
I would do every, for every four to five beers, I had a one, a glass of water or a bottle of water. And then, you know, if it was going to be like an all day event, like I said, I would eat breakfast and then I'd also get something for lunch. Yeah. The while we're drinking is crazy as fuck. Usually out the better it was usually McDonald's get a few burgers and surprise and that goddamn crack tote, man. That McDonald's Coke is like crack. I love it.
02:19:55
Speaker
But, uh, yeah, I didn't, I kind of wanted to, you gotta, you gotta to pace yourself. Don't, i don't, don't be that guy. well you Well, it didn't help that I had a flask of bourbon that I was kind of like feeding him as we were walking from. The one thing that you have to remember when drinking a lot throughout a long period of time is don't try to compete.
02:20:22
Speaker
know who you're drinking with. yeah i Trust me, I'm not walking up to Snoop Dogg and be like, come on, man, I can hang with you. I can outsmoke you, yeah. I do not believe that Arliss is a bad influence. I find that very hard to believe. Thank you, Glick. I appreciate that.
02:20:45
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i My liver says different, but whatever.
02:20:52
Speaker
i've i've I've hung that with Arlo. She would never encourage anyone to. Never. Never. It might be offered. i yeah hey i was I did offer to be your human shield, okay?
02:21:14
Speaker
yeah I was going to say, I'll stand in front of you. Don't worry. She won't see you. ah joe
02:21:25
Speaker
You're not to be here. for busted redheadgg but Hey, I got hurt. I got her to try a sip too. So, so everything was good. yeah yeah she tried washington I got a couple few couple few steps. That was good though, man. I'll still say it. to the yeah That was some good shine. I've had a lot of shine in my life and that was some good, good shine. Anymore of that smell of the shine and make me go for it. Yeah, that was pure 170 pure 70 proof corn liquor.
NASCAR & Eventful Experiences
02:22:01
Speaker
o Run that in my race car. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that was not stuff that you go and buy at your corner's corner store by no means whatsoever.
02:22:15
Speaker
No, I just watched a video i think you right yeah i watched a a video the other day where they're running a, they're running a top fuel car. It's got 5,000 horsepower, runs on, runs on like 120 octane. I was like, so that corn liquor, that's the same thing.
02:22:34
Speaker
looking Hey, that's how NASCAR got and got it start. Mm hmm. And it was all because of the hillbillies when they souped up their vehicles running off of corn liquor that they would go out on a dirt track and race the cars that they souped up well to outrun the law. Racing in general started because you got people that are breaking the law doing something going breaking my **** faster than yours.
02:23:02
Speaker
and then they're like, well, let's line them up. I got an idea. I like breaking the law, breaking the law. NASCAR is bigger. My wiener is bigger than yours. I bet my car can go faster. My dad could beat your dad up. Next thing you know, we got NASCAR. Where did NASCAR hurt your feelings? It was on a car where NASCAR touched you. and then and then the only And then the only black guy in NASCAR with the that's the most redneck name I've ever heard in my life. Bubba Wallace or whatever.
02:23:40
Speaker
like even say bubble wall I'm not picturing Snoop Dogg. I'm just, I'm not. The first I heard, I'm like, well, that ain't a country bumpkin. That's a, that's a damn race car driver name right there. Bubba Wallace. But then he got out of the car and I'm like,
02:23:54
Speaker
but no da wallac I've known a lot of bubbles in my life. that Did not see that one coming. yeah He's a hell of a driver though. think he was a ahead of like a drive i am at it Yeah, NASCAR has kind of fallen off the last couple of years. I think it's because nascar's kind of boring.
02:24:23
Speaker
Well, it's a code. A lot of the rules that they wind up in in implementing, you know, into the sport is the reason why a lot of the fans just stopped watching it. Well, I stopped watching because I'm like, who can't make four left turns? Fuck you. You put them on a road course. Now I'm in.
02:24:41
Speaker
No, see, it's easy to track when you're drunk. You know, they're making a left turn. You know, I mean, watching. Had a drug proof. That does make sense. That makes sense. Yeah. Oh, fuck. The day Delrin Hart, being a guy that didn't ask for a guy. You know, it's so funny when he died. I was I was deployed. Oh, really? Really, please.
02:25:07
Speaker
hair that he died you keep our thatla buddy oh no no no it's how i found out he died it's how i found out So but I Have no I have I don't follow NASCAR never have I was in Saudi Arabia. I was I was off that day I was coming on my door I think i was doing lot or some shit and I'm walking past the day room and I see these two guys and they're fucking crying and shit I'm like, Oh my God. I'm like, what happened? Who died?
02:25:38
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yeah um and they in they one And they told me who it was. I'm like, I don't know who that is. Raise hell and raise Dale, buddy. Yeah, I can drive.
02:26:07
Speaker
monkey in nacar Jeff, your comments are like an uneducated football man. That boy can run the ball. boy bought the driver Let me tell you what, that boy can drive. No shit. That's his job. He he just drives in a circle. Would be very good if he couldn't drive. How did he get this job?
02:26:35
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Hey, they sent me on one of those experiences where you actually get into one of the cars with those drivers. And I want to do that one as hell. I want to do it. There's a, there's a place in Kentucky. Blaze, you might be somewhat familiar with it or a part of it. Uh, where the hell's it at? Is it Louisville?
02:26:57
Speaker
electionton one of the two i don't know what it's called but you can go and you pay like three hundred bucks and you you actually get to drive the nas car and you can go as fast as proe as want i will that's not that's not in louisable i think that sounds like a lexing pinton um hell i would just like to ride in a car with like one of the drivers that'd be cool shit too yeah um my niece it was a rep for marlboro and since marborough is one of the boers And I wound up going to it and yeah, man, I had, ah I had a ball. That was fun. It's called the NASCAR racing experience at Kentucky Speedway. Oh, they do. do a ride-alongs or driving. My ex-father-in-law, he got to do it. ah His wife bought him, got it for his birthday or for Christmas or something. I don't know. They were huge. Like.
02:27:55
Speaker
they were the diehard NASCAR fans like they were the type of NASCAR fans. Their driver was uh who the hell was their driver? He drove uh Miller. Oh, not the Miller. Rusty Wallace.
02:28:09
Speaker
but Bush like car or something like that or the Natty Lake. I don't know but that man, they would not drink anything other than the beer that was on his car because That was their driver. And if you didn't drink the type of beer that they drank and you didn't like their driver, you were, you were a piece of shit. It's just like, dude, when a guy doesn't know who you are. Right. The first time, the first time me and my ex-wife went grocery shopping together as a new couple, we were sitting there. Okay. What kind of laundry detergent are we going to buy? And I went to go grab a box of time. She's like, no, we don't use that.
02:28:47
Speaker
And I'm like, why? She's like something about some NASCAR driver her dad doesn't like. I'm like, come on. That's like Robert DeDiero saying you put shouldn't vote for Trump. So that's why I didn't do it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't stop it. Fuck Jimmy Johnson. and I don't stop at Lowe's. I'm a um' a Tony Stewart guy. I only shop at Home Depot. But what if flight is good? I mean,
02:29:16
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unless they're paying me you know like unless it's like a paid sponsor like a bill of light was my sponsor i mean obviously i drink it already like that's the only time i'm gonna be like how dare you not drink this beer you son of a bitch and now you know why Budweiser king of beers Yeah. i
02:29:39
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Exactly. I mean, gro I feel like at this point in time, Miller like should be paying me because I drink meat for drinking their beer. But yeah know yeah, I mean, I'm not the biggest fan of red stripe, but if they put a check in front of me and the money's right, I'll be guess you showed up on the show drinking red stripe every with the label right in front of the camera. Bye.
02:30:05
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And that's why we love Anheuser-Busch. You know, the drummer drinks Busch. I drink Budweiser, you know. I hope. Cheers to them. I hope we don't spill out so easily.
02:30:17
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oh i a ah Yeah. When they wind up paying for all your advertisement and they wind up paying for a lot of your, you know, for your shows and stuff, you know, yes, you will love. anderbra um there You will learn to sell your soul real quick.
02:30:38
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I ain't got no shade. I ain't got no prize. Where do I sign? Let me, let me, what's the number?
02:30:46
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yeah cool that's right and a big shout out to that's right big shout out to makers mark bourbon we do have a barrel that is aging in Kentucky as we speak hey that has the southern outlaws on it i would love to sell out the tide and just and there you go rub it in
02:31:09
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Arla, she'll have to let me know when that's when that's available because my father-in-law is a huge fan of Makers Mark and I would love to get him one of your guys's bottles. Well, I know might know a guy that can that can take care of that for you. Oh, I'm right down the road for Makers Mark. i' go pick You might just get the bottle. You'll definitely get the bottle.
02:31:35
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yeah i want i want to i want your southern outlaws taste like tea He's got his he's got his cup out here in the garage that I got him. hey there we go I can melt my own red wax and make it look like that bottle. Never been oh my god. I can just have, I'll just have Mickey print off a sticker, a Southern Outlaw sticker and just put it out and book go to Kroger's and buy him a bottle of Mickey's and be like, look, I got your special edition Southern Outlaw. ah Get you a Dremel and an etching tool. I'll tell you what.
02:32:11
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Not only will I try, i'll I'll definitely hook you up with a bottle that has our name on it, but I'll make sure every one of the may band members sign it for him. Oh, nice. That'd be awesome. I might not give it to him now.
02:32:22
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like
02:32:28
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ah i'll set him up eye wall I'll send you a you a picture. I got you a bottle of our Southern Outlaws Vagrant but uh it looks real good on my shelf. It looks real good on my shelf. So, here's a picture. in oh shit Oh, god. You're referencing that damn movie again.
02:32:52
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god i wish you would street your eye out yeah
02:32:56
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He's got me last night. He's like, Jeff, you're taking French. This is a French word. It's like, holy shit. Where's a red right? Where's a red right or BB gun when you need one? And if you can shoot me with a red right or a gun from from there to Mexico.
02:33:20
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I'll tell you what, if we can make that shot, I wouldn't be, if I could make that shot from here, I as hell wouldn't be fucking on this podcast with you guys. um Glick's going to be on guns and ammo. yeah I'm going to be in a desert somewhere. like it Might even be in a movie. one yeah
02:33:48
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You know the place where I'm talking about those 3D printed guns? Watch the Day of the Jackal on Hulu. Okay, what's that movie about? What's that movie about? It's not a movie. It's a miniseries about an assassin. I don't want to watch miniseries and shows right now. That takes too much fun. It's so good. It takes so much time to get into. It has guns.
02:34:14
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He's not going to watch it. No, I'm not anti gun. No, I'm I'm I'm for gun ownership. I'm just selling points in me. He he claimed well, they they they claim he he takes a shot. That's what was it? 38,000. I'm planning on going. I'm planning on going van life. You definitely you definitely damn know what I'm going to be carrying. You just get you a great whistle. You'll be fine boys.
02:34:41
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yeah
02:34:44
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covers are of play pepperers a great whistle. You'll be fine. good I'll be I carry some bear spray, you know, yeah that bear. No joke though. Oh, I don't know how I'm sure that is, but hello jeff I have an idea.
02:35:07
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i'll go remind's like I'll go buy a can of it and I'll blast you in the face but you tell me how bad it is. You know the rules. You know the rules. I just heard that shit when I was i asked in a bad way. good And you know the rules. I said I have an idea so you have to go with me. I'm standing I'm standing in the four the four year of my my friend's house.
02:35:33
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And I pick up this cam, take off my boots. And I pick up this guy and say, Hey, Mike, what is bear mace? And before you can say, don't pull the trigger.
02:35:46
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counting off the wall straing back and i was like what the fuck that i just do is why and the so this In the door of my truck, I carry government grade pepper spray. Nice.
02:36:02
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Yeah, because the gas station, I can put that on my burger. So government pepper spray is when the spray comes out holding nine meals and going clap. but ah It says it's not a conspiracy. thing It jumps out. It jumps out in tactical gear.
02:36:26
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No, but that day of the jackal, that he he he actually has a, uh, a gun maker from Ireland make him a gun that actually, ah it looks like one of the pull behind suitcases. And then he takes it apart and the slides that, you know, the handle that slides out, that's actually the barrel. So it's got a two piece barrel. And then later on, they 3D print one that they make.
02:36:50
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So it's, it's actually really good. So is this whole mini series about this guy collecting 3d gun parts to build the ultimate gun? No, no, he's yeah he's actually, he actually goes on to like a, no, he goes on to like a chat board and, and he gets hired to assassinate people. Okay. And, and then the, the, the British SAS are trying to figure out who he is.
02:37:20
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um three d printer bandage no he his code nameme is the jackal he goes by the jack but it's the guy when they bruce willis movie with the sameine okay it's very similar I don't know who Stacy Allen is, but thank you. I don't think that was Denise though. So the day of the Jackal is it's I gotta see how many I don't see any of the comments so glick has kind of a mask beard
02:37:54
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I don't know who's thinks he's talking to but uh thanks. Oh, I wasn't paying no attention to the comments over here. You ever watch Discovery Channel? Uh oh. We said his name too many times. He popped up. Show me two fingers, Shackle. Just in case. Two fingers. Show me the do yeah dick. Dick's insider. We have to check because we've been wiener bombed before
02:38:22
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oh Yeah, hand check I'm wearing oh do I want fondue. Fondue looks good. Blaze is uh Blaze is a power bottle. That's still a lot. I'm a fun dude kind of guy.
02:38:40
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Well, that's how they do it on the jackal. I'm going to shoot you. know Bang bang.
02:38:49
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bang bang we must not a rifle bang rapper you're fucking believe bang okay i'm sorry i i haven't been wiener bombs since college i i removed them i removed it yeah i did i like your laughter it's infectious i don't know who she talks this is one of those shows where you can smell other people in the screen hang a man to the the
02:39:25
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that
02:39:29
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know that's a good thing or about well i was so here put play this would be this would be the night to troll nor to go soul do it stole sir go one of those things i think it's the night forrlls dudes the du hell yeah we're the dudes Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. Twenty twenty five. Oh, yeah. so Where did this? Where's this going? Yeah. good or
02:40:05
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but pull up Pull up or pull out? What'd you say? is but
02:40:16
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I'm confused. What do I do? Somebody tell me what to do. I didn't just stand here by dicking a hole. What do I do? The van, the van, the van just backed up. Damn. He ran my ass over with that shit.
02:40:41
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Oh, I need more bourbon for this one. Yeah, that's what he said. All right. Yeah. I need to be a little bit drunker for this. Yeah. I can tell me what it smells like. Now you just ruin my bourbon, damn it.
02:41:02
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but
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Oh, yeah.
02:41:18
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you know but actually i do know that yeah ah remember i am the guy that's you know doing your wedding and i'll be right this shit <unk>yganten suggestioned oh wow yeah they've they've been giving me a lot of you know direction of how to write you know the the the the j o i of where it go be the ji of yeah
02:41:49
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that it
02:41:54
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learned what j o i was like couple wednesday
02:42:00
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where's our that isn't he supposed to be doing the wedding fair we smell the napkin i don't real without two fingers are you real two fingers
02:42:16
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jeff you can do fingers i can't bring up i don't believe in shaving i don't need any kid um yeah i think you know um we've been we bomb and we don't need it I don't believe in shaving jeff yeahs but That's my my mom's boyfriend. Oh, okay. Yeah. His name's Sonny. Okay. let i was somebody special so that's He gets that a lot. People always say you like George Jefferson. what's ah i saw the the I saw the chat, man. I heard ah you guys talking about weed. I see a Confederate flag behind this guy. I'm like, I'm fucking intrigued.
02:42:57
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to competitive bit like that the one behind the one It's got like five states on it. No, that's the 1776 flag. Oh, okay. My Confederate flag you can't see. as like to have yeah he keeps i have I have one over here.
02:43:14
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yeah so You keep that for company? No, I actually i actually used to make signs i love this for people and sell them. and This one and a Confederate flag one that I made. There are three dimensional signs. I made them and the the buyer backed out. So I was like, well, I already fucking made him. I'm going to keep. Right. He's not very smart. What do you change his mind about about change his mind about the Confederate flag? No, it's it's the shipping. The shipping is killer. Oh, I get that. Well, hopefully in 2025, we're not going to have to worry about that too much, right, guys?
02:43:52
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yeah i'm on the southern i'm from the southern outlaws so it comes with a territory Yeah, okay was that was that a bike thing no what is it a what so man it's a but oh wow that's cool man yeah yeah but actually so do they play like hip- ho yeah yeah we're we're rapars yeah yeah's he's gangster. no so so No, no, ah you know, we're Southern rock, some skinner, a little fog hat. Oh yeah. Well, we were our own thing. Oh, nice man. Nice. We're, we're a national act. We go all over. we Yeah. We're played in 144 different countries. yeah Wow. What do you, which is your, which is your favorite country to perform in?
02:44:41
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Um, well, right now we're in the works to go to New Zealand and India. So I'm kind of looking forward to that. Oh man. Can you imagine a billion people going free, bud, free, bud. And guess what? We will do it. I mean, one Indian dude, just get up, go.
02:45:04
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And Glick knows we'll do it. I was going to say, I yeah, I heard it. I heard it live and in person. I was like, oh, God, there's always one guy. Oh, shit. They're actually going to do it. just lot
02:45:19
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Speaking of. We are going to take a real quick break because I got to make my bladder bladder. And so we're going to play a little Southern Outlaws with their song. redway Oh, that's great. You got to take a pee break. What are you, Joe? Sure. They're right back.
02:50:45
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Yeah, that's a little Southern Outlaws band for you with red, white, and blue. Welcome back, everybody. Don't forget, at the bottom, scroll to the bottom of your screen, bio dot.link slash nonsensical network, everything we do on social media is there. And if you feel so inclined, don't forget our merch, nonsensical-nonsense.myspreadshop.com. And I'm going to say it,
02:51:08
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Spread us on you. Man, I'm glad you got the energy tonight, mister. Oh, oh g energy drinks don't affect me. Yeah. OG classic. What's up, brother? Hell yeah, man. Go find you a hole in the wall dive bar. Get you an old lady in an old pick them up truck, man. You'll fit right in, brother. Hey, OG. OG, man, thanks for stopping by the other night, man. You had some good questions. Jeff, all I got to say about that singer and that band that's selling outlaws, man, that boy can sing.
02:51:38
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right
02:51:40
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yeah but i kind of is my spirit and I hear I hear he's kind of a diva though, you know, a little bit, a little bit. You can definitely see that about are you a little, a little bit of a diva. Other guys in the band, the other guys in the band probably say those temper tantrums. and like and uh for I have something for all the trolls out there so uh set my deck and eat my ass all you sons of bitches son of a bitch here's a shot check your stick I don't know why that funny
02:52:31
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I don't even remember what we were talking about. that i don't either but it was so funny so awesome so what do you guys we love we love our tro So what do you guys think of the new one, Bullet for Freedom? I like it. I love it. And as soon as I get back to some kind of normalcy, obviously how I've only done one show this week and next week it's looking like the kind of the same thing.
02:52:56
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But as soon as we get done with the holidays, you get back to the normal, Steve, I'm going to get it downloaded so we can get it up here and play it on the shows. But I'm loving it. And the Christmas album was awesome. I liked it. Yeah, I did like that. Yeah, Bullet for Freedom just went number one in the UK. And at the end of this month, we will find out how it does on the billboard charts here in the United States. Oh, yeah.
02:53:23
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I'm going to go out there and start listening to it so it can get up there because **** yeah. I uh as as some of you guys have already seen, don't forget Jeff. It is the open door challenge. It is Saturday night. It's true. That is true. DJ Jazzy Jeff dropped that link one time for daddy.
02:53:40
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yes
02:53:45
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ah right The one thing you don't want to hear on a Saturday night is jeff calling good milky um but but Two things you don't want to hear on a Saturday night Two things you don't want to hear on a Saturday night is Jeff calling good daddy or daddy whispering in your ear going call me daddy but Yeah
02:54:12
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Who's your dad, you little fella?
02:54:19
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<unk> me music bad see your soul wearing kiss me on my hot lips but I've heard of girls looking better at, you know, closing time, but, you know, I'm sorry, but gleck no offense, but there's not enough liquor in the world.
02:54:36
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You big Sasquatch son of a bitch. You still look like a big Sasquatch. Who let the Sasquatch run loose in the bar? yeah yeah like that' like That's just Glick. Never mind. He's fine. and Yeah, that's when they call animal control at the end of the night.
02:55:01
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Take this shot. Take this dick. No, no, no, no, no.
02:55:12
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probably enough i get a longoring more like method put more hey ah forward on the subject of woo all aboard the chain same peter comes out y'all get in a truck were going to bigger house
02:55:42
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like tom henson poler express um it's oh like we're going ail
02:55:52
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you arent like me
02:55:56
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I feel like I feel like hell would be a much fun place than heaven let's be honest i So all the cool people are anyways let's be honest we're not going either way but don't forget everybody monday's speedway stories and cold-blooded conversations uh along with men caring for men once we get back on schedule uh tuesday's is glix house music where this bearded bastard talks about music with upcoming artists including people like harless um Wednesdays of course coming up in the new year is what the fuck news where we talk about all the news that is news that makes you say what the fuck. Thursdays once I get back up on track is Jeff's Garage where we talk about hobbies and anything that if it's in your garage we're going to talk about it. Friday's of course nonsense and chill where Blaze and I talk movies. This looks anything like Jeff's Garage. Yeah there is.
02:56:51
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element uh, Saturday's horses passes corner. I've been in Jeff's garage a time or two. You know what I mean? Oh, shit. i escape ah And then of course, Saturday nights, we do this show, the the nonsense, but nonsense open door challenge where anything can happen for about six hours. And then some days the foodie football with their unnecessary.
02:57:17
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I have some breaking news about unnecessary roughness. Rick and I have been talking and you know the football season is right. it's roll right right in the Super Bowl right around the corner. ah Unnecessary roughness does not go away at the end of the football season. We're going to keep it going. And we're going to keep, that's going to be the official sports show here on the network. We're going to talk a little bit of everything. So that'll be recognized.
02:57:45
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That'll definitely be Rick and I we'll see if we can We'll see if Derek wants to stay involved with it. I would love to have Derek stay on board Obviously, he's been a great addition and you know again a former guest of Glitch House of Music Derek Wayne Douglas, so I mean that's the cool thing about my music shows. I'm making friends man. I'm making like but not but the network The network in general, you know, Glick and I started this, uh, nonsensical nonsense podcast and now it's grown into the the the possibilities to end us for the shows that we're going to be doing. And some of the ideas, I mean, some of the shows, I appreciate that. I think it's awesome what you guys are doing. I wish I would have known you guys when we played, uh, Superbowl weekend and when we, when the Superbowl was in Arizona.
02:58:37
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Yeah, me too. Can I get in the trunk and go with you? yeah That was a lot of fun. Yeah. That would have been cool. That would have been so cool. I mean, not only to go see you guys perform, but also be there in that atmosphere. I'm hoping you we had a one day, I know they're talking about building a dome in Cleveland for the Browns. Not that the Browns will ever be in the Super Bowl, but maybe that'll open the door of opportunity where they'll bring Super Bowl weekend to Cleveland. And ah man, I'll be up there all weekend. Even if I don't go to the game, I just want to be i just want to be there for the weekend and and the week cleaning up.
02:59:17
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What are the price of Super Bowl tickets though? Do you have a kidney for sale? but no i found Last year to stand outside of the stadium tickets were going for like three three to five grand a pop. How much do you not like your kids?
02:59:43
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to get where yeah i will i will select you five books ah i will sell my kids through the circus if the browns ever do make this make the super bowl because i will be because i truly be once in a lifetime thing ah glick i have you know news for you if the browns ever do make the super bowlt i think that's one of the signs of the apocalypse i'm here for it i'm i'm here for it i'm just saying yes k dogs and ah but i' show you i'll do your full it's all going out um' i'm i hijacking one of the i'm going to become one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse know like i don't blame let's go we ride
03:00:30
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I will make sure we will be playing that show. I guarantee it, you know, but but no, it's like I'll tell you. Did the did the. Well, on MTV, he played the first song of 2020 or 2000. Oh, yeah. It's like nobody else wanted to do it. So Maren Lance is like, I'll do it. So I'm not going to be doing the Brown show because like nobody else wants to do it because nobody believes it.
03:01:00
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but think them you know that The thing of it is though, when you're playing like a Super Bowl weekend, there are stages set up all over and it is literally insane. ah Down in Phoenix, I mean, the the population of Phoenix actually tripled during Super Bowl weekend. That's too many. Yeah.
03:01:24
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I, you take, you take a hotel that normally charges, you may be like 50 bucks a night to stay.
Travel & Hospitality Anecdotes
03:01:31
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We're charging like two grand a night to stay. I mean, it it is literally insane. mr bates Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's it's it's wild. and Jeff, I don't know if you guys have an off season for tourists down there, but when I lived in Charleston during the off season, and you could get a hotel downtown Charleston.
03:01:54
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hundred bucks, whatever, but when it was tourist season, dude, hotel rooms, they, they would go up to $300 a night and it's just like. Yeah. Yeah. It's ridiculous. I know when they flew, when we were, we ah wound up being in Nashville and you know, our hotel room and stuff. I mean, of course they took care of everything, but.
03:02:21
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I'll tell you right now, I'd like to know what what they not't normally charge the regular guests for what Ruby stayed because I mean, we had walk-in showers and all this kind of shit. and I mean, living room area. I mean, it was nice. And it's like I could just imagine what they wind up charging people for big events. You guys had the big house. Yeah. now Yeah. And then to hear us, he'll Billy asked us shit. You know, we're out there.
03:02:50
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Uh, it's the fun story because the same weekend that we played down there in Nashville for country box was also when Indy race car was there. And the CEO of Cooper tires that supplies all the tires for the Indy cars and everything was there at our hotel.
03:03:13
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And he was getting ready. He had to fly out the next day and i he was going to go up to the, uh, I was sitting out on the bench, you know, being and me had a nice bottle of 17 96, you know, bourbon, then he was going to go up to the Mexican restaurant. Yeah. He was going to go up to the Mexican restaurant and get a, you know, a margarita. I said, well, hell, I don't want to sit here and drink alone. I said, if you want, I said, I got a nice bottle of bourbon. He said, sure. So the CEO is sitting there getting completely blitzed.
03:03:43
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You know, in front of the hotel, you know, he missed his flight the next day. because he had a He was supposed to fly back to Indianapolis. And, uh, I said, what happened? He says, well, I kind of missed my flight. He said, I'm gonna fly out later on this evening. What happened? oh yeah happened That's what happened. um fucking stop. Christ has dropped 15 points. all You know, so, you know, a big shout out to you, uh, Indy race car company and stuff and Cooper tires, you know, yeah, I got your CEO drunk.
03:04:22
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yeah
03:04:27
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i know you know That's always been the, yeah, that's always been the running story is, you know, who gets, you know, has a, I got drunk with our list story, you know, and pretty much everybody does have one of those so i gotta get me one of them stories you you were on a trailer and all like i got you covered yeah now i can watch blaing
03:04:55
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and pretty much everybody does have one I I And as a musician, you're always aware of your surroundings on stage because I mean, we could trip over wires. I mean, all kinds of crap. No, the next thing I know, I have this strange girl's hands hitting my legs and then I look down and she's coming through my legs. It freaked me out. I damn near went in the back of the drum kit. I mean, it was like, holy shit. So yeah, thanks Glick.
03:05:39
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Don't you put that evil on me. Go to hell, Jeff. I'm standing up and lying to get a beer. And her and her friends got it. She said, Hey,
03:06:00
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You're in with the band. I said, I am. And she said, yeah, I see you up on stage. And she was it was a mob night. She hadn't been out with without her husband in like four years and no kids. For good reason. She was she was she was having a good time. and She said, can you get me up on stage and dance with them? And I started laughing. I said, no.
03:06:26
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I said, but you know who can? That lady right over over there in the orange hat, you go talk, and I'm thinking, like, Sadie's gonna be like, yeah, no, not tonight. Nope, next thing I know, here comes Mama Sadie. Hey, she's gonna get up on stage with them. I was like, okay, well, I'll take her around and show her the stage. Nope. She's like, lift me up. I'm like, what? I'm trying to- And she was a tiny little thing. And I'm like, okay, are you ready? She's like, yeah. And I said, well, go ahead and hop. And I'll kind of, and she just goes dead weight as I go to put her up on stage. that was dead like It's just kind of rolled her up on stage. Not my problem now. I'm going to walk away. Now, Jeff, here's a girl that's been drinking, you know, all day long.
03:07:17
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And the scariest part was when we got done and it was almost at the end of the song and she decided to make a stage dive off where they were at into her junk friends. All of her friends were drunk and I'm like and I'm standing kind of close and I'm like, I'm going to jump off the fucking stage.
03:07:41
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I start to move a little closer. But hey, shout out to our friends. They were all drunk as heard. They caught her. They caught her, man. I was like. I'm disappointed, Glick, that you didn't first think to pull out your fucking phone.
03:07:55
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Wow. It's 2025 almost. You don't go, wait, this is a fucking Kodak fucking moment. I'm also, I'm also of the mindset of being a Gen Xer. of My first instinct isn't to grab my phone. My first instinct is maybe I should move them in and try to be, you know, catch her if I need to catch her. You know, so she doesn't.
03:08:18
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fall headfirst into the pavement and crack her head open. I'm surprised somebody didn't get the holy shit moment or her crawling through my legs. I i tried to but i that was so unexpected because she was up there she's singing it and dancing and all and I'm like Well, she's having a good old time next thing you know, here she goes and i couldn't get my but heartless but alos You didn't miss a beat though, you just step right on going I was just like yeah, I would have stopped a good life
03:08:58
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What the hell are you doing, Blake? What are you doing right now? My wife's out there in the crowd. Get out of here. Kick her in the ass off the stage. Get out of here. Go on now. Get, get, get. The thing of it is my wife, she's not surprised with any of that shit. She's used to it. So, and she knows, you know, hell. Wednesday. Yeah.
03:09:23
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Yeah, nothing surprises her anymore. After after being married for 33 years and me being in this business. Yeah, she's not surprised at anything anymore. Trust me, I was ah after the show. This is Glick. Yeah. Yes. but I didn't have the glow sticks or anything like that, but I know. I think there's a glow sticks. I thought they were glow in the dark dildos. I'm sorry.
03:09:56
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wear in
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Yeah, you must pay an extra yeah I I I passed the buck on that real quick. As soon as she was like, you can get me on stage. We're here with the band. I said, no, I cannot man but that lady here.
03:10:14
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for did he want no yeah Yeah, I'm a guest here. I'm not way to wear out your asshole.
03:10:26
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um but I've had everything from boobs flashed at me to bras thrown at me and everything else. So yeah, I've learned not to skip a beat and keep on going. Well,
03:10:42
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didn't expect that well you know, I'm like any typical person of stuff in the music business. Once you've seen one pair of boobs, you want to see them all. Oh, i'm I'm still like that. And I'm not in the music business, let's be honest. umm just a man nervous i see like on honey i want to say the right yeah i'm just I'm just a man.
03:11:05
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yeah I've seen them painted. Yeah, the bike events where they're all painted, you know, that's that that's really cool. Yeah, must be rough. You know, it is. it's hard Yeah.
03:11:20
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It's a hard life, you know, but it is, but, you know, I'm glad to, uh, you know, you know, bear that cross for everybody, you know, Hey, I get it. Hey, not all heroes wear capes. Some of them get CEOs drunk.
03:11:43
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Although, you know, my, my hat and Henry there, I think has more fans than I do.
03:11:51
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That is that is a that is a cool **** hat and i and I'm I'm I'm definitely a fan of of Henry. I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna go kill **** sake and wrap it around my cowboy hat too. So, I can be like, alright.
03:12:08
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probably won't get a rattler and it would be a goddamn gardener snake. But nonetheless, I'm going to start somewhere. Do you have an earthworm around your cowboy hat? There's a bunch of earthworms floating together. I'm warm. Leave me alone. I'm scary snakes.
03:12:31
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that's ah to Yeah. the Yeah, he's he's definitely taking pictures with a lot of people. I'll tell you. I have a question for you while you're here because I know you're going to pop in and out tonight. Have we said on it? I think I think I'm here for the rest of the show. OK, good. We said a lot eight for when we're picking the angel that are drafting the angel debt for 2025. Next Saturday. Is it next Saturday? OK.
03:13:07
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Next Saturday. Yeah. So I got to get, I got to get with all you guys because I also, I know, I know you and Wally was talking about it, but I want to get everybody together one day this week or maybe Saturday, early afternoon. So we can sit down and talk about changes and what I want to do with shows, what I want to see happen and all that jazz. And then we'll, I'll, I'll let you guys know. So go ahead and cause I want to get Wally involved.
03:13:31
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Obviously, Connor and and I would like to have everybody come up here for Saturday night just long enough to make our picks. times pick Yeah. i be and gli Since I got you on here and stuff, you know about your show, are you going go to be able to get Zoe on? We have been in talk and the last message that we had was in November.
03:13:58
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and she asked if we could do it early december obviously we're the end of december and i told her whatever date worked best for her just to let me know and i haven't heard anything i was gonna hit her back up again uh just to see if she was still interested uh because i'm definitely interested in having her on um i've been digging her music i think she's i think she's awesome um roll rolling came on i love that guy he was awesome we roll and people we chatted like we were old friends
03:14:31
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like we've known each other for years great great time with him never heard back from i can't remember who was
03:14:42
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the role of the people and i got big time by by did anybody answer did anybody answer hands of seeds question no not i was gonna go i'm waiting a long okay okay okay yeah like we haven't written about i said hi to i said our good friend handed in the chat we just haven't got to but ah yeah roland ah roland was awesome i he he was so much fun to hang out with. Actually, he might come back up because I told Blaze that they should watch his movie that's getting ready to come out the new vampire movie. And Blaze is like, hell yeah, I'm down and rolling rolling. So I'll come up with them and we can chat. And I'm like, well, how fucking cool would that be? You get the goddamn writer of the movie. You know, the guy wrote the movie. Yeah. I'm up while you guys watch the movie but and hang out. So yeah, you're going to have to I'll have to touch bases with you tomorrow
03:15:39
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Yeah, that's one thing. Roland has done it all. He was a model he was a model when he was younger and I mean he's done you know acting and music music and he's yeah he's done it pretty much everything. Yeah, literally everything.
03:15:56
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ah And I've actually got to reach out because he did um the the song with um with Miss Elizabeth I can't remember her last name and he said that that i that I should totally reach out to her because she's an absolute sweetheart. And she she would be fun on the show and I was like, hell yeah, I'll have to hit her up. I just got and just that like got to a point where he's like, man, I'm not gonna be able to book any guests. And then all of a sudden I got swamped and I was like booked for two and a half months.
03:16:27
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Yeah. Well, do you know, I'm going to have to get you, I'm going to have to find out which account because he lost his one account on Facebook and he has another one. So I'm going to have to reach out and find out which one, you know, is his. Cause I know he'll wind up coming on, but that could be you wind up might've got a hold of his old one. Yeah. And like I said, I'm definitely, I'm hoping I know Zoe is busy though. She's a, she's a busy young lady.
03:16:56
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I'll tell you right now she They're building her right now to be the next Lainey Wilson of country music. Oh, wow. Oh, wow Yeah, I mean, she's got the talent and I've seen some other interviews that she's done Different morning shows and stuff like that. She she seems like an absolute sweetheart. I think she will all fun to talk to you She's an amazing person
03:17:23
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you know hopefully she still talks highly of me then did she get with yeah yeah did you get her drunk yeah right
03:17:35
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but oh that is in the works the next yeah the next time we're in uh in nashville she wants to come hang out with us so uh hopefully you can get your interview before that happens hopefully might wait until afterwards to be like all right you want to talk shit about our list the whole show because we can
03:18:00
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he just so bitating my funcker can drink i'll tell you that that boy ten yeah That's why I was so surprised when the academy of country music sent me the invite to become a member this year, you know, and it was like,
Yearly Reflections & Podcast Growth
03:18:18
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holy shit. You know, I've been in this business for a long time and you can only be a member if you're invited in and you know, that was really cool. And it was like, holy shit.
03:18:29
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you know, like, well, they must have, must have forgot some of my past, you know, expressions. Yes. Yeah. I'll be right back. Yeah. Good. Um, oh, wait, I still hear you guys. Yeah, we can hear you. Uh, while, while you're doing that, uh, blaze, uh, hands of seeds. So what was your best memory on air in 24? Oh man. That's a hard one because I don't know.
03:19:03
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Yeah, let's be honest. what Between the three of us that are on the network every fucking couple of days, there's so much. ah However, I gotta say, one of my favorites was fucking Thursday because we've never had a five-hour show or a six-hour show that goes, felt like it went five minutes. and Okay. I don't know. I mean,
03:19:32
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yeah I thought you said, I don't know. We did a six. ah We did a six hour with the leg. Yeah. now i Completely, completely unexpected. He just happened. Those are the best.
03:19:50
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Somebody was was drinking. I don't know who would have been doing that kind of thing on a podcast plants everybody don't let your plants be free around day when he's drinking because he's gonna take them Dave is my spirit animal still. i will and I will be talking to Saturday. I'll be talking to our lady that does our merchandise and I will get your shirt in the works. I appreciate that. I'm telling you, if you start selling those shirts, they're going to make so much money because I'm not even telling him. I am not telling him that we're even doing it.
03:20:37
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Nice. du i stay sandy and I love all the guys. I love all you guys. you guys have you know it's It's like that one episode, that one show, we became family and I got nothing but love for you guys. David and Sandy are the the absolute best. and Like I said, when I would definitely say that that episode of Glick's House of Music because it was so early on. you know I think Rocky was my first interview.
03:21:05
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And then I had Hunter on and Hunter's amazing. Such a good kid. Got nothing but love for him. I think he's amazing. and He is absolutely awesome. Yeah, it was a few days later. He was like, hey, man, I got to hit up my guys to sell their outlaws. And I was like, OK. And then I like he sent me your information and I'm like, there's no way in hell I'm going to get these guys on my show. Right. Just fucking do. So I messaged our list and ours was like, here's my phone number. Give me a call mixing. I know. Also, I was on the phone for over an hour. Just that first day was like just just chatting. And then they came up. Thirty years. I do not find that hard to believe me talk with ever.
03:21:45
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But I think that's one of my I think it's one of my favorite memories this year was was clicks out some music and not on air again. Another favorite memory this year was obviously getting to come to MC the show because I terrified the public speaking. Always. It was a dream of mine to be up on stage. I knew I couldn't sing or I'm like, really, like, you know, I didn't Yeah. Hey, I host a podcast, but they're like, that's an off know. air memory that, you know, I'll never forget. That was so much fun coming to get to MC the concert and be a part of, you know, everything that was going on. And, um, you know, that's what I started calling Sandy mama, Sandy, because she was like, she was just everything I got attached to it. I'm sitting there just sweating my balls off. And she's like,
03:22:37
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I'm gonna go get you a shirt and cut the sleeves off and I'm like, okay. she so
03:22:45
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And she's, you know, just, just everything. You know, just one of the coolest nights of my night or of my life was, was getting to MC that concert and and to be a part of it. But yeah, I mean, that's probably definitely up there in my top three on air memories of 2024. I think, man, what would another one be?
03:23:07
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Well, 2024, we launched the network. I mean, before 2024, we were just doing nonsensical nonsense. um yeah One of my least favorite things of 2024 is fucking YouTube clapping us in the day-to-day. I still don't understand the strike we got today, considering it was yeah back in May, but whatever.
03:23:37
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yeah I don't know when when Connor fell off his chair. It was one of the funniest. Agreed. Agreed. But no, man, I mean, just 2020, 2024, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2024. We'll get that out eventually. Jesus Christ. Oh, as far as the podcast send a message for you, Blake, you're sure and I want to fuck you. Let me write that.
03:24:08
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ah
03:24:12
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ye a I've been waiting to play that all night. Oh, man. The highlights of 24, by the way. Yeah. No, 2024 was cool, like Jeff said. You know, i I've had a lot of ideas and I've had a lot of, you know, things that I've wanted to do with this. And Jeff's been right there with me since day one. And, you know, every time I'm like, hey, dude, I got an idea ah for a show or whatever, he's like,
03:24:41
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let's hear it, you know? And, you know, just, I'm so grateful for the amount of interviews. I was looking back and I was like, Jesus Christ, because I want to make a video, you know, for Glitz House of Music next week, basically saying thank you to the artists that have come on and everything like that. And in in my head, I'm like, heavily interviewed, like 15 artists. No, I'm doing four a month. You know what I mean? Like,
03:25:09
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Holy shit. Well, it still shocks me that we're going on, what, four years of doing this. Yeah. um so And let's be honest, we thought I was going to last four episodes. Yeah. I'm on a present. And that's the, that's the shade that you are shot at you. But yeah, man, a lot of, a lot of fun memories have had a lot of fun nights on, on Saturday night when we all get together and shoot the shit and, and, you know, ah you know, the men's mental health still, I,
03:25:37
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was something that I wanted to do, not mainly just for me. And I didn't think it was going to become a thing. And it's become a thing. So yeah, there's a lot of memories, man. I can't Yeah, definitely. Like I said, definitely up there in the top three, as far as the house to music, this is the night that I got to hang out and meet the Southern Outlaws and Arliss and Dave and Sandy and whatnot. Cause we just had a good time and we lost all track of time. Like at one point I was like, holy shit, when it sticks out, I was like, where did the night go? And we were, and I was doing the show on Friday nights, so it didn't even matter because it wasn't like I had to get up early the next morning or anything like that.
03:26:17
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I was like, shit, I can do another six hours with these guys. Yeah, well, you know it's it's funny. that's That's the beauty of what we've, quote unquote, created here is, and I was talking about this with Wally earlier, we don't necessarily plan anything. We have an idea.
03:26:40
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thoughts of a plan but that's about as far as it goes then we're like fuck it roll the camera let's rock this shit and it's it's it's become it's its own living entity like to the point where like on a Saturday night I'm like somebody's like hey let's go do this Saturday yeah I can't I gotta a show you know it's And I'm not mad at it because that means I don't have to leave my fucking house. Well, I think, you know, a cool idea for Glick is if we can get wind up booking a show down by Columbus and you wind up doing your show live on location from one of our shows, that way your viewers get to wind up seeing a live concert right on your show.
03:27:30
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And I would 100% do that. I've actually thought about that. Even if we make it in mind, the camera sitting sideways is like strong. That's whatever. No. He drinking with our list before the show. and let ah my My camera looks like the camera from the movie Cloverfield. I'm just all over the place. What the fuck? Hey, Arliss, have you ever had a drunk Sasquatch two feet from your face with a camera in your face like you said? It's your fault, Arliss. I didn't plan on doing this. You made me like this.
03:28:13
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yeah ah look what you've done to me hit you Are you proud of yourself? ah I blame you da which like gravebestone your like i put it but him dave and I want to get drunk with Dave and go to a nursery. Oh shit.
03:28:43
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Fuck you, plants. A plant nursery for anybody that's thinking of plants.
03:28:53
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We're not gonna go kick babies. um i would have be honest you say nur it i went the fuck I mean, look, you never know what's gonna happen with the Southern Outlaw. we've might We might go kick babies. I don't know. economic Ain't no party like an s SOB party. That's all I gotta to say. but What happens at an SOB concert stays at an s SOB concert.
03:29:22
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and unless it ends up on the news and it will be on what the the the a giant a giant sa squatch in a tiny bald man you grand ru dot yougo a nursery
03:29:40
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they said it for me the foot race ah that would look good for far That would look good for our new album. I mean, it is the new album is going to be called Outlaws and Bikers. I mean, come on. That album of of Naked Dave and Naked Glick running through a nursery. A plant nursery. A plant nursery. A plant nursery. Yeah. Parental discretion advised.
03:30:15
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know I imagine David, I can get into a lot of trouble together. You you guys ended up but living down here with me. As we're getting arrested, what happened? I don't know. Last thing I remember was drinking bourbon with, uh, with our listen. Here I am now. I don't even drink bourbon guys. You tell me. ah perfect Well, Jeff, I'm buying a compound out of Mexico now.
03:30:43
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that but The Southern Outlaws of the Nonsenseical Network you are on the run from the land. We're all next this just in saying.
03:30:58
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exactly How'd you guys do? That's a long story. gold car list That's That's Carlos. There's probably video footage of it somewhere. yeah No, Glick was too stupid to take his phone out.
03:31:15
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gra security gri Like that Paris Hilton video. yeah no No, not like the Paris Hilton video. What the hell? What did you drink? I didn't know you could drink like that, Blake.
03:31:38
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I saw God that night. I saw God that night. That wasn't God. That was just Dan.
03:31:48
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who yeah Don't worry, Jeff. If he does, if Glick does pool dancing, I will make sure I get video of it. That I know anyway, you know what hours that is one thing I was upset about that night because I was promised a pole on stage Although I probably would have had to fight that chick off but you get you're not around on there might No, it no No, no, no we have nothing my house never
03:32:25
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We, I used to go down in the crowd singing a lot until I played one show where we had a professional windup dancer that tried to use my leg as a pole. Oh, geez. Why am I not mad at the story?
03:32:45
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ye Is that like a, is that like a chihuahua in your leg? Get off, get off, get off me. There ain't nothing when you're trying to sing and entertain a crowd and you have a drunk blonde that is trying to dry hump your leg. that challenging so and but I can't sing for shit, but I'll try.
03:33:13
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yeah Jeff's like, I hope this podcast gets real big so we can do a live show one night. um we're We're doing our own tour. We're doing shows live across the country. Jeff's like, we can't show this episode on YouTube. I'm just saying. I really hope a drunk chick jumps my leg tonight while we're doing the show.
03:33:36
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Hey, I show up in like booty shorts and my legs all waxed in oil. case You're going to write, you're going to write hump here and marker on your leg.
03:33:51
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this shits turn into a busy party i don't know if i like All I know is Sandy has got lots of pictures and she's working on a book. Oh Lord have mercy.
03:34:03
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I know what I want for Christmas next year. I hate much of a reader, but I want that book. I'm putting it on the bingo card now.
03:34:17
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Or when we were in Memphis, Tennessee, and we were out in the parking lot, we just got done with sound check at the venue that we were, you know, were got we were going to be playing at. We came back to the hotel and the strippers and the guy that ran the strip club was asking us to come to their strip club that night. ah And of course, Matt winds up saying, well, where's it at?
03:34:47
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I mean, oh, yeah, there's some crazy shit. Yeah, there's some crazy shit that we've gotten into. I mean, it kind of like finds us. It's like your magnet.
03:35:01
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I bet whiskey whiskey is probably the the common denominator. No, don't blame it on whiskey. No, you blame it on this.
03:35:12
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think That sounds like it's all over it. Yeah. Jeff. Jeff. Bourbon is whiskey. No, I got to fight you on that bourbon. Bourbon is a type of whiskey. No, it isn't. Whiskey has as no regulation on what the ingredients are when they make it bourbon. It has to be at least 51 percent corn.
03:35:45
Speaker
and it has to be aged in a one use oak air barrel for two years minimum. It just makes it a better whiskey. Oh, Jesus Christ.
03:35:56
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yeah
03:36:02
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Boy, do we got to educate you. got a dog okay where is he Yeah, he live? We got to have a show over there and I'm going to educate him on bourbon.
03:36:28
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blasphemy is's kind of in the name time she blaze
03:36:37
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oh shit I don't know. I think that's a, I think that's a song title right there for you. are i'm sitting on the yeah reading I'm sitting here reading a, a bottle of Elijah Craig barrel fruit. And it says Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey. um I mean, I'm just saying my eyes are reading the word. Okay. Now that you ah picked up Elijah Craig, like do you realize this that is, that is the grandfather. Grandpa, he is the grandfather of bourbon.
03:37:09
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that wound up setting the rules and that is how it's made and everything to be classified as a bourbon. And he was a Baptist minister. Yeah. Whiskey is just an umbrella term. Scotch is a whiskey. There's rye whiskey. There's American whiskey. Just how it's just to be differently. Irish whiskey. Yeah. It's just different ways. Yeah. Different. Well, bourbon is the only one though, that actually has laws to be able to classify itself as a bourbon.
03:37:37
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to be you know, to get that name as Hank Williams Junior once said when they asked him, why does he drink? And he said to get drunk. I didn't dive too much into the world when I was a hard liquor drinker and I was drinking whiskey and bourbon. I just drank it because I was getting fucking hammered. So, I couldn't tell you the difference between any of them. Other than the ones, some are brown and some are clear.
03:38:00
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I'm a fourth generation moonshiner. I will educate you really good. So Blaze, we have to hook up. We will be coming through Kentucky. I say, uh, so the next story on your guys is a podcast will be Blaze has, I got drunk with our little story.
03:38:23
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When they, when they, they come through the, When they come through to go down to Nashville, I'm gonna throw away in the trunk. I'm just gonna crawl in there. They won't even notice me until we get to Nashville. I'll be like, surprise! I'm with the bears.
03:38:42
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Where's all the drunk bitches that want to get on stage and dance? Cause apparently that's what I do. that
03:38:50
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my um I'm the drunk broad wrangler. What's your job with this Southern outlaws, man? I wrangle drunk brads and put them on stage. It's on the bingo card. It's on the bingo card.
03:39:06
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yeah I'm making a 20, 25 bingo garden instead of a resolution this year, Chris. Oh, nice. I'm trying to get bingo by 2024. Are you familiar with the RLS? Are you familiar with the cornbread mafia from Kentucky? Yeah. that story That's cool. That's pretty dope story too. Yeah. Cornbread mafia. That's some, that's some, instead of moonshine, it's all about weave. Isn't that weave?
03:39:36
Speaker
That sounds like some redneck ass shit is what it sounds like. Yeah, it does. It's it's it was an illegal weed mark, big, huge, illegal, like Southern gangster type fucking weed market. Dixie Mafia. It doesn't sound very intimidating, though. It does. It just sounds like a really good lunch. but Although you guys do have a killer band down there, it's called the Kentucky Music Mafia. Oh, OK.
03:40:06
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i have chance check them out. Those guys are really cool guys. They do an awesome job. Matter of fact, uh, we were up for a Josie award at the Grand Ole Opry's. They beat us out.
03:40:26
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well far No, great, great bunch of guys, great bunch of guys. They deserved.
03:40:35
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They come up with some really good music. All right. The name sounds familiar.
03:40:45
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Kentucky music, which Kentucky music. model yeah no Yep. Yeah. about about where About what, what area are they from? Um, I'm wanting to say, I think, uh, I think a couple of them are from Louisville, I think. Oh, that's around the area where I'm at.
03:41:04
Speaker
I probably just don't go to the places they play. Yeah. They play all over now. Yeah. Well, they're kind of like us. I mean, but they do a mix of, uh, what do I want to say? It's kind of like a little bit of rap mixed in with, you know, like um, rock.
03:41:29
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you know, style. I mean, they've got a unique style. I mean, you know, it's unique to what they do and, you know. What are their names again? I'm gonna look them up on Spotify. can Kentucky Music Mafia.
03:41:50
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not bad Apparently, i've I've looked them up before.
03:41:57
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yeah much like a lot of things on the the the the oh no nice you matter of fact when we were up for the award for group of the year it ah when it was us and them it was kid rock that wound up making the announcement okay he was he was the he was the presenter at that award show
03:42:25
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he double with other cars,
Music Industry & Personal Tastes
03:42:28
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man. Ball with the ball, the ball, the ball, bang bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
03:42:38
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that makes me really white trash because i'm the kid rock man little bit mom of anyway
03:42:57
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Yeah, my playlist is so ridiculous. It's everywhere. i It's it is this the definition of ADHD, my playlist. because it'll literally go from like Southern Outlaws band to like Cher to Insink and then like Megadeth. I got it. I have I have like it. I have like jewels in the howl and then it'll go over to Southern Outlaws. Then it'll go into fucking Beethoven. It goes over into like some French rap song. I'm like, oh, whatever. Put it on fucking random anyways.
03:43:34
Speaker
how sim and that then you got my other good friend, Shooter Jennings. Shooter Jennings. In the relationship to Shooter McGavin. that zo you did like He is the son of Waylon Jennings. No **** There's a few Jennings out there and in the music world these days.
03:44:01
Speaker
i what was another one that What was that one that we went and seen? I'm not a huge fan of him. He was a jelly roll. Oh, I know who you're talking about. He's a grand he's one of the grandsons. Yeah, I do like shooter. What the hell is that guy doing? Me and him had some you know good conversations on the phone.
03:44:28
Speaker
hook a brother up I'm just saying I know a guy who's a music podcast, you know, that has musical guests on their show.
03:44:39
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That's why a lot of them and stuff, you know, even even Sandy said, you know, she, she'd like to steal the roller decks in my phone because I've have, I see anywhere from Gretchen Wilson to Blake Shelton.
03:44:53
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All of their contacts are in my phone.
03:44:58
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I'm just saying. Yeah. So if my phone comes up missing, I'll know where it's at. yeah When is your guys next show? exactly Hey guys, guess who's on my show this week? How'd you do that? Don't worry about it. I have my ways.
03:45:22
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Uh, there's so, I don't know, there's so many, uh, amazing artists out there. And, you know, and I think that, you know, I listened to so many different types of music that, you know, doing that show, like I get to, I get introduced to so many new artists and, and I, and I love introduced in our audience to them because when I like,
03:45:49
Speaker
Who would have thought in a million years, like Jeff would be like, yeah, man, I love me some jewels in the how or, or Brie, you know, Marley or whatever, you know, I like, or, you know, some of the people that have listened to like the Southern and outlaws show and heard you guys played. Yeah. Heard you guys played on the network and, and, you know, there's been a couple of people who's like, you know, I've had a couple of friends. They're like, you know, my kind of music.
03:46:19
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but uh I'm digging their vibe. I like what they're doing. I'm like that's the whole point of the **** show. Glitch has some music on Tuesday, ladies and gentlemen. Eight o'clock. Tune in.
03:46:30
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I mean, if you were, if you were a better host, if you were a better host, if you were a better host, Jeff, you would find ways to seamlessly plug your shows as well. i that and after the break yeah That's not a shame. Exactly. It's it's because I have class. I have no shame. little class i Yeah. it was pretty The only class you have is low class. the It's still class. That is just like my like big max salad. Still a salad has that salad in the in the name. I'm classy motherfucking your fucking laps new ribbon on a Sunday morning isn' wearing Daisy Dukes at a life meter class.
03:47:17
Speaker
Wait, where's the wrong? yeah I see no wrong. your drink is tv are that the station I'm sorry, I'll take the red stripe first. I'm wondering if Nikki would let me get my Daisy Dukes. Did she get you your Groots? No. she know mom And she still owes me a fucking sandwich.
03:47:39
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However, she didn't give me my water boy Jersey. And then randomly, I said the groups, if she did the groups, she no longer owes me a salary or owes me a salary. And then, and then randomly for no reason other than just to buy me a gift, which is weird because I've never dated anybody that bought me gifts, let alone just randomly was like, Oh, I was thinking about you. It got me my, my, uh, Bundy Jersey, my Al Bundy Jersey. But, but.
03:48:06
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with your past dictating your, your present, it makes you nervous when they do it too. She's like, what'd you fucking do? Yeah, you're up to something lady. That's why I give her the old one. You don't even check the car. You don't even check the car because these scratches or things are dense. No, I have to go check the house and make sure there's not a cow wandering around somewhere. That too. That's all I can say. Glaze is that you have to worry about, let's be honest.
03:48:34
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All I can say is click is big shout out to Jeff and blaze for giving me so much material to use for your guys as what I mean i just want continue websites to check yeah speak of the devil speak of the devil thinking he just ah just I just want to warn you remember I might find it comical and I might find it entertaining that these two assholes are going to be over it. However, there is another side of the coin and that other side of the coin is is Nicky. So, just like the junk chick that wanted to get on stage, I'm going to pass the buck and be like, I can see it now. This is not me. You're my starless. What did I miss? Oh, Jeff and Blazer. Jeff and Blazer apparently given Arliss all kinds of ideas for the wedding for when he does
03:49:26
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oh yeah yeah you are welcoming good i heard that i feel what about i love you ah be Well, you know, thank you guys for having me on my last, you know podcast for 2024 Yeah, yeah after you're canceled yeah Yeah, just just saying
03:49:54
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are listening to the last podcast of the year. It's just like, congratulations on being canceled.
03:50:03
Speaker
We have one job. We're going to get an interesting night to say the least. nothing lets well No, in all actual, I'm very honored. I do. Oh, no. So we are too. like you know We got nothing but love for you. Obviously we are too as well. And, uh, you know, any opportunity we can get less. I, I saw Nikki. I was like, I think you guys are playing next weekend in sometime. And then she reminded me that we have to.
03:50:35
Speaker
the the for going to hang out with all still guy yeah hey we got like four shows coming up good point because because i have some but the last time of twenty twenty four if you give a jump game jeff jeff has something for you i don't he wants to show you something i want who He said for the last time of 2024. No, no, it's a goddamn cougar in the car. Older women.
03:51:20
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Yeah. good back but That's why she got me this hat for Christmas.
03:51:28
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You are welcome, sir. I like my women a little bit older. and I love you. I'll be right back. But Glick, we have we not only have the show on January 4th, we have one on the 11th and then February 8th and February 15th.
03:51:52
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me i yeah I told her because I got a, so. We got to make sure it corresponds with the weekend that we don't have the kids because obviously we'll have to come up and get a hotel because we're not driving. hope We're definitely not going to drive two hours back. But I got to make sure it's a weekend we don't have the kids. So I do want to try to try to get to one of them. ah But yeah, we're going to rearrange the bedroom next weekend.
03:52:24
Speaker
which I'm not looking forward because I have. It sounds like I got to watch. I'm sorry. No, but I got to wash my hair. Yeah. Would love to come to your concert and just so happens that I have.
03:52:40
Speaker
He's conditioning his beard that night, you know. I have a thing that night. Yeah. got ah yeah Condition my beard. I'm sorry to start coloring the son of a bitch, man. the gray is start I'm gonna just dye my beard gray because the gray is taking over. I might as well just embrace it. Just let it go. Scott let it go. Just let it go, man. Just like Elsa said, let it go.
03:53:08
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so
03:53:14
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i have I Have daughters, that's my excuse. I'm sorry. I got a really bad visual in my head at that point li go your say um That's what she said yeah
03:53:37
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Now, yeah, we'll definitely we'll definitely have to try it. We're going to try to make it happen to get up and come up and see one of the shows come out because I told her we were chiving up and I was like, you know what, you know, the guys have like four shows coming up in the next couple of months. I said, I'll just shoot our list of texts and find out the exact dates and where they are and everything. And she' yeah who yeah I said, we'll just have to make sure it's a weekend. We don't have kids because I definitely want to come up and see another show. Yeah. Matter of fact, February 8th is tattoos ah birthday party too. um That's the guy that runs security for us. Yeah. Yeah. That's his birthday weekend.
03:54:20
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right
03:54:25
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That's one thing I want to do this year.
03:54:31
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Jesus Christ, please. Yeah, Jesus. this one yeah I want to try to get out into our local community more and try to do some stuff with the live shows, doing shows at different events or being a part of a different events. I think it'd be a cool idea if you guys are down for it to come down and set up and do a show like set up and free show before you guys go on. And then when you guys go on,
03:54:58
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yes swap the camera around and put the camera on and do a live live broadcast of one of your shows. I think that would be kick ass. you know maybe definitely have Definitely have some of those venues down there get a hold of me. We got yeah yeah quite a few. There's one I want to reach out to about maybe the potential of them reaching out to not only you guys, but several other artists that have been on the show because they're like we're **** travel. We don't care. You know, if if if the money is right and and there's a big stands bar, they just built this big, beautiful outdoor stage and they've got this really cool **** setup. The bar is super cool and it's kind of out in the middle of nowhere. So, it it it just be a really cool ah concert to do and and some of the other people that i've had their life
03:55:55
Speaker
Yeah, man. We'll come up to Ohio if the money's right or if the gig's right. i'm oh Well, how much does a promoter get paid? Maybe, maybe I should go into the music promoting business and not the podcasting. Guys, I'll say they won't be, they they won't be disappointed if they book us and Hunter together because we've done shows together. Yeah. I would love to get Hunter up this way.
03:56:23
Speaker
I know that kid man alive, that kid is busy. Every time I turn around and he's doing something, I'm like, holy smokes.
03:56:34
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Cause I know when I reached my one year on my, on, on, on the music show, I want to do like a one year anniversary. clickpa Well, trust me, that's, that's something that, uh, you know, I'm shooting maybe for the next three years. That's something that I'll get with you artists. Cause I know you've been in the business for a long time. We've talked about that. I would love to do.
03:56:53
Speaker
a week, find a, find a venue where I could do a weekend and have just former guests of Glick's house to music come and perform to do like Thursday, the Sunday event. Um, like the next three to five years. I think I would love to do something like that. I've had Jesus Christ, the amount of people, but one of the things I wanted to do is when I reach a year, um, for the show, I want to do like a one year anniversary and have a bunch of former guests um come through.
03:57:23
Speaker
And Hunter's definitely on that list. I would love that. Yeah. Sit down and sit down with him for a few minutes again. Just have like come through, you know, for a few minutes, five ten minutes, some people can hang out longer, whatever the case may be. I think that would be, uh, I think it'd be a really cool show. Gentlemen, I am going to have to bounce off. I have to say, I'm going to update some drivers on both my laptops. Keep them going.
03:57:51
Speaker
I'm not here for your **** and and I am I am tired today. so ali it was great chatting with you. Jeff, you bet. Same with you. I feel like I've been chatting with Jeff way too much this week. I was going to say you've got three days in a row with this guy. Well, not only that, we're talking about **** on WhatsApp. <unk> ah You and your family have a great New year's oh yeah happy university I'm sure I'll see y'all later this week, later next week, sometime. Yeah. Cause I gotta to get with Connor and Steve. He's doing a show Monday. If not, I may jump in and do a Monday show. So anybody, anybody's here. I don't know what the fuck we're going to talk about, but I just want to keep the show relevant and keep it going because oh ah I come up with any, if I come up with any ideas, I'll text you other than that. Good night guys. Night buddy. Hey, same with you at the rest stop. See you at the rest stop.
03:58:53
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Hey there, big belly. You come here often. Yeah, kind love and of the woods. I'm a Sasquatch. I live here.
03:59:03
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Yeah, I'm going to have to get ready to bounce myself. Yeah, you guys have got all kinds of stuff coming up to our list. I know that we'll definitely keep it keep in touch and keep updated with everything you guys got coming out. Definitely appreciate you coming up tonight, man. Obviously, I appreciate it a lot. And I wasn't here.
03:59:22
Speaker
And, uh, and help out, you know, I got nothing but love for you guys, man. Uh, happy new year. Obviously looking forward to, uh, seeing what you guys are doing next year, man. And watching you guys continue to kick ass and new album. but We're already, we're already working on the new album. There'll be outlaws and bikers that come out in 2025. Yeah. Look forward to, uh, being on the cover of a, of a, of a Southern rock album being Dave.
03:59:51
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That photo shoot's going to be awesome.
03:59:56
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I will sell that to National Geographic. Yeah. We have proof that Sasquatch exists. Yes. It's a Sasquatch in a mini-squatch. Album sales will go through the roof. Instead of an albino swatch, it's a hairless swatch. It's a flicking day.
04:00:20
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But yeah, thank you guys for having me on. Appreciate it. You're welcome. You're welcome to anytime. You know, we appreciate you definitely, you know, and you guys keep doing what you're doing and looking forward to another kick ass year. And you guys, you know, all of us growing and doing things together, obviously, uh, definitely as we go. So you have a great night, man. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
04:00:45
Speaker
and hopefully in the next couple of weeks we'll we'll see you we'll see you here in person we'll be Nikki and I will see you again definitely you guys have a good one yeah totally oh it's been a day buddy it's been a weekend man yeah I mean I'll tell you what though I it's it's so weird to me the last couple of weeks not doing shows on a regular basis. Like I kind of didn't know what to do with myself on Wednesday. Right. There was a point where Nikki went and got in the bath and I was like, maybe I should hit Jeff up and see if he wants to do what the fuck. And then I was just like, nah, it's Christmas. I'm just going to play Call of Duty. The kids, the kids, the kids were gone. They went back to their moms for Christmas. Right. It was just Nikki and I.
04:01:43
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For Christmas, I got her the world's largest bath bomb. Nice. this is It's like ah it's like a fucking three and a half. It's it's almost four pounds and it's like ah it looks like a big chocolate bar.
04:01:57
Speaker
No, but you just, break you just break off your your oh you break all pieces, right? Yeah. You don't, yeah you don't throw the whole thing in the tub. You're bathing in the pool tonight. Yeah. it's so Four pound, yeah four pound bathtub. Now you break off your keys. Once I, once I finally, you know, I, 2025 it's on the, it's on the bingo card. I'm buying a 3d printer.
04:02:25
Speaker
and I'm gonna build a mold to make bath bombs that say nonsensical nonsense or nonsensical network, but look like toasters Because I think we also because there's there's like there's videos on YouTube on how to make your own bath bombs. Yeah so yeah i yeah not They're not that they're not that hard because at the end of the day Walmart actually carries make your own bath bomb kits and Because we were just cash. Yeah, I mean cash loves bath bombs and it like he got one for Christmas and he came home. Was it?
04:03:10
Speaker
The day after Christmas because they came back on Thursday since we were leaving the guy and like as soon as he got home, he's like, I'm gonna take a bath. Is that OK? but Yeah. that's like I don't care, dude. Like, you don't have to ask permission, bud. And because he wanted to go, he wanted to go. here he his ba mom Yeah. But, uh, yeah, no, Wednesday, Wednesday night. Yeah. Like I said, Nikki was, Nikki was like, I'm going to go get in the man that she was debating. it She said, I don't want to leave you alone out here. It's Christmas. And I'm like,
04:03:42
Speaker
You're just down in the hallway. It's not like you're leaving for a month. i um oh Like it's not like you're going out with your friends and leaving me at home on Christmas night. Right. Like you'd be here. So I was like, I'll just play Call of Duty. And I went over to the in-laws for Christmas and you know, my mother, my mother-in-law, the woman could go. um I'm telling you, if I ever over to a restaurant,
04:04:11
Speaker
i got my men Um, but she's like, you know, she called me, she's like, what are you, what are you doing for Christmas? I said, I'm probably going over to your house. She's like, okay. And cause I'm making sure I'm making this, you know, because, you know, right now I financially strapped right now. So the kids are staying over there. And, uh, because I work I got my fucking menu. all day and I'm actually, I'm getting ready to start a new job.
04:04:42
Speaker
And I was like, well, I'm not going to sit here by my fucking self when I do that every other day. But between Christmas and New Year's, it's a weird time. It's a weird six days of I don't even know what fucking day it is, you know. Yeah, it it really is, dude. Like I like I did you not I.
04:05:06
Speaker
Friday morning, I woke up and I was like, so we got nonsensical nonsense. And then Blaze hit me up, he's like, here's the thumbnail for tonight. And I was like, fuck is it? Oh shit, it's Friday. Yeah, know did I have no idea what's going on currently right now as far as the days go or anything like that. Like I know I got to work Monday and Tuesday and then I'm off Wednesday. Right. I'm off until Thursday.
04:05:35
Speaker
So I've been off since last Friday. Yeah, last Friday. And so I've just been sitting here. So I want and and i stay i the i went over ah Tuesday night, I went over to the in-laws and I was like, I'm just going to crash here as opposed to getting getting a cab and going all the way home and shit. And their Their house is not very big you know after after one night. I was like I'm going home Right I have to work it on as there's too many fucking people so yeah, I came home and I'm sitting here at home, and and all I've been doing is watching TV, and I downloaded this app called do a lingo Because I I don't know if I mentioned you or not, but I was talking about a place. I'm teaching myself French
04:06:33
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and yeah united ours up german Yeah, you and I were talking about that a little bit Over the next couple years, I want to learn five languages. I don't know why, it's just something to do ah Last thing I want to do is learn another language, English language Well, the cool thing about Duolingo is that it it it works like a game
04:06:58
Speaker
Like you earn points for getting shit right. And, you know, if you get something wrong, you lose points. And so it, it works like a game and it's free. So instead I could be playing a stupid game. I downloaded a pool last night and I played pool till four o'clock in the morning. But, uh, cause I'm an asshole. But what's really cool is, is like, it gets addictive and you don't realize you're learning, you know? But I just, I just scored, um,
04:07:29
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You know, you start out with zero points. I'm at over 400 points. well And and each lesson is you each lesson is a point.
04:07:41
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I'm not conversational yet, but... And it's got a it's got the streak option, you know, like, you know, when you do like Snapchat streaks and and and and stuff like that. So...
04:07:53
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It reminds you, mid-day, don't forget, you'll lose your streak, you know, God damn it, you know, I go on there for an hour and I happen, because I don't want to lose my streak. So it, it's become addictive. And it's so weird. When I get something wrong, I get pissed off, like when you get shot in cod. I start screaming at the screen like an asshole. but Because good phone so Because here's the crazy thing when you're when you're doing it it makes you type In the language you're learning it makes you speak in the language you're and read in the language you learn huh, so so you know you get the full spectrum not just listening to something and repeating it and boring shit and There's I think it's the word you Know a
04:08:51
Speaker
there's a man There's a masculine and a feminine. It's spelled different. but So you, yeah. So, so you, if I'm talking, if I'm talking to Nikki and I say you, I say, yeah oh but it's A-U-E. If I say, if I'm talking to you, it's A-E. Now when I'm speaking, it sounds the same, but when I'm typing it, if I say,
04:09:20
Speaker
on own which is a man, it would be UN, or whatever, I don't have my fucking grammar spelled on the top of my head. But if I say, if I say, un fam, that's a woman. So it's the, the A is spelled different. And I'm like, fuck. So, and I get them confused. And I do the same thing with and, and is ET or ETU. And I get them, I get them messed up and I get pissed off and start screaming at my phone like an asshole.
04:09:53
Speaker
And then I'll be sitting outside, leaning it on the car, playing the stupid game, typing shit out. And then I get it wrong. and My neighbor looks up and crazy because I start screaming at my phone in French.
04:10:06
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oh definitely So another reason for my neighbors to freak out when they see me. Yeah, he's screaming in multiple languages.
04:10:17
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but who yeah But like said it's it's one of those things is like I'm learning that and then I i found another app that works like tick-tock tick-tock, but it it instead of Stupid videos of somebody dancing or somebody lip-syncing something it teaches you something Like how to make a you know matchless fire or you know or or
04:10:49
Speaker
how to invest properly. And you know it works just like TikTok, but it's teaching them because how many mindless hours can I spend on TikTok and learn nothing or enhance my vocabulary or enhance my brain in some way and kind of make make my free time useful? I would say you spend a lot of mindless hours on TikTok as it is.
04:11:16
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exactly like no joke i was not on tiktok for two days and i swear i thought i got a message from tiktok after me if i was okay you're live no i'm speaking french fuck off you know
04:11:36
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And then, you know, like last time we watched, we watched that movie Hit Blaze. He says, Jim, you're speaking, you're learning French. It's fragile. I was like, wait, what? He totally called me off guard.
04:11:50
Speaker
But, yeah, it's, is that where itprint it's, it's, I'm trying to put myself on a completely different mindset. That's kind of like one of my goals of the year, because I mentioned in the earlier show, I don't know if you're watching yet or not.
04:12:06
Speaker
But, as you were bowling, instead of a New Year's resolution, I'm doing a New Year's bingo card. Yeah, that's what you were saying. Yeah. It's a concept I came up with that I think is actually kind of cool. Because if you do it, if you say, I'm going to go to the gym in 2025, yeah, well, if you don't go after the first three or four times, you're like, well, there goes that one.
04:12:30
Speaker
where I pick 25, 30 little things. Like when it comes to French, I want to get conversational French in 2025. Of course, I i showed it on the bingo card. i want I want to get the Southern Outlaws book. You know, if i if I can cross those off the lift and I can get bingo by the end of 2025, great.
04:12:55
Speaker
Yeah. And Blaise was like, what's the prize? I said, pride I don't know. What's the pride of, what's, what's the win if you do your newsletter's resolution? so yeah And slowly, I'm, I'm slowly trying to wean myself off cigarettes too with suckers. I mean, you kind of are making a new year's resolution at the end of the day. Right.
04:13:24
Speaker
But in a round about some way, I'm sending you 30 of them technically. Yeah. You're just setting it up. with Like, and go action yeah, you know, whatever bingo action, whatever you want to call it. Um, but nonetheless, I mean, you're still doing the, doing the same thing, you know, like, and then they'd be in the end game is like, you know, starting Friday.
04:13:52
Speaker
Um, Nikki and I are going to go to the gym. And I told her, I was like, I want to, I want to be serious about this. Like if you want to go, that's great. But just so you know, I'm going to be like, we need to hold each other accountable. We can't go. Oh, you're going to call each other out on their bullshit. Yeah. Like if we're going to do it, we're going to do it. It's not so much of a resolution as much as just want to, I, we both want to leave.
04:14:15
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ah Oh, well yeah. I mean, well in the last year, you know, it's no big secret, you know, both of us have put on a, you know, a little bit of, you know, a little bit of weight and now we want to take it off and get in better shape. And, you know, I think for me personally, if I drop the weight that I've gained, you know, but my body's not going to hurt as much. I'm going to start sleeping better. You know, it's, you know, it is also just the more of them, but they'll like it just cause I bet I can put it on a bingo card. Like.
04:14:46
Speaker
I could have a whole row like of goals like with what you're doing. 10 pounds, 25 pounds, 50 pounds, 60. I don't know what my goal is. I got to get on a scale scale and see where I'm at. probably I probably have lose about 50 or 60 pounds. Yeah, I'd do it. I'd do it five or 10 pounds at a time and bingo that shit out. Yeah. or because I think it's better for your state of mind because it's very hard to just go right into, I'm going to gym in 2021. That's such a bullshit goal because it's not a goal. That's just. Well, and that's what I, you know, I joke around about the resolutioners. Uh, you know, the first couple, two, three weeks at the gym is going to be up every year. Uh, but they're going to start to fall off about week two and by the beginning, by,
04:15:42
Speaker
by Valentine's Day at the latest. And it might even happen before that. They're all going to fall off and nobody's going to be born anymore. So it'll be crazy for about a month at the gym. But then once you get past the resolutioners, then it goes back to normal. And I know we both want to lose a little bit of weight, not a little. But we definitely both want to lose a large amount of weight. But it's also like I said, you want to lose a Jeff amount of weight.
04:16:11
Speaker
Yeah. You know, it's also like, like I said, not only my body's going to feel better because I noticed when I put on the weight, my back hurts more, my knees hurt more, but I saw what I feel better, but also none of my clothes can fit anymore. You know what I mean? Like I go to Walmart, and I look at a shirt and I'm like, oh, I got it in size fat ass because if they don't, I'm not right. Yeah. think I think that the the biggest problem when it comes to doing a resolution,
04:16:38
Speaker
is people generalize it as, I'm going to the gym or I'm going to quit smoking. Well, you got to do the mini goals to get to the big goals. And that's where the bingo card comes in. And you can have multiple things. I might have four or five bingo cards by the end of the week. I I say by January 12th, those bingo cards will be in the trash. No, because they're on my feed. I'm going to actually make my screensaver.
04:17:08
Speaker
um but wass like who the fuck wants to learn french anyways fuck this shit um i'll dode i'm i'm actually having fun with it ah because like one of the things i learned i was watching a youtube channel And they're saying, whether you're in a French-speaking area or not, speak French in your normal avenue of tune. And it's fucking hilarious to go, you know, as an American living in Mexico that speaks English and Spanish, to walk up to the grocery store and and say thank you in French, people just go, wait, what? And it's fun.
04:17:46
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but
04:17:50
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So it's... it's But like I said, eventually I want to get to but German and Japanese and shit like that too. Hey, you know what? I'm not, I'm not going to shave anybody. If you're, you know, anybody ah me personally, I just, I just heard, ah you know, that's why that's one of the biggest reasons I want to, cause I, I ah busted up my knees, you know, my ankles are banged up from Sports and different other things. I've hurt my back a few times the weight the weight game just It's it I hurt and then I'm miserable and and I'm cranky and it's just like but fun Well, I I say to Easter everybody do and everybody what that but makes you happy
04:18:39
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And if being a fax cut makes you happy, your words, not mine, then I'm happy for you at the end of the day. Win is a win. I'm just saying. Yeah, but i said like I said, i'mm I'm about reached the point where I'm just going to like, not that, not that the gray's ever, but not, not that gray hair or gray in my beard has ever bothered me, but I'm just about to be like, you know what, you win. I'm going to go get the dye. We're just going all gray. We're we're just going all gray. And then I was like,
04:19:09
Speaker
I was getting ready to send Nicky a snap because we have a snap streak. We send each other a snap every day, a picture or whatever. I was getting ready to send her one and I had my hat on and I started to notice right in the middle. I got me a little thin gray streak, so I took my hat off.
04:19:27
Speaker
and And it's coming in on the side. I got that cool Dr. Strange very on the side. So I'm not mad at it. You got the Reed Richards shit going on. Yeah. Reed Richards, Dr. Strange. So I was like, actually, I'm going to send a video. And I'm like, baby, look at all this. It's starting to like the side of my head. It's starting to take over. And it's in this in like the sides of my beard now. And I was like, yeah, we were just. You're just going to go full on Leslie Nielsen?
04:19:55
Speaker
Yeah like I'm just gonna like I'm just gonna go buy the just for men gray and I'm just gonna go full on silver fox man I'm gonna embrace my silver fox you know just give me the gray yeah I don't call, don't call me daddy no more. Call me grandpeppy. Exactly. Well, my wife the is like, she <unk> she doesn't, she doesn't mind the gray, but she's like, you're on camera a lot. You should die it. I'm like, do you really think these guys won't fucking notice if I go from gray to Brown over fucking night? ah killed endlessly
04:20:33
Speaker
Not to mention the fact that, like, the beard dye, when you go dark, never looks good. Like, you could tell that it's 100% good. Actually, actually, I did it once. I did it once because she bought it one day, and I did it, and you guys didn't even notice. And this was, like, a year ago. But it's one of those things that's like, it's also a pain in the fucking ass. It was the last, like, three weeks.
04:21:01
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04:21:09
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Oh. pull one embrace it and like let it let oh he because it is it's starting to come in on the side obviously you can see in my race strike was no longer a race strike was just a great kind just alo like Just to make it all match, you know, like that's funny. I, it's, it's funny. I have very small bits of gray in my hair, but my beard is, you know, like it's all like the bottom half chin area is like mostly gray, but my hair, yeah all black, all brown all the time.
04:21:58
Speaker
what Yeah. plus Plus, like I said, hashtag, I'm fucking winning it. Like, man, my dad was gray. There's pictures of him in the army at 18 and he's salt and pepper. My sisters have been dying their gray to hide it since they were 16 years old and I'm, and I didn't start going gray until I was in my mid thirties, almost forties. Yeah. Yeah. It was almost 40 when I started getting the grades and and then on my mom's side, them fuckers are all bald.
04:22:28
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i got a full head of hair you know what i mean so like i'm winning i'll add started with the gray
04:22:38
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thirty five something like that when i first started getting ah yeah we do have the we actually and and declared myself the winner i is i i share you're not ah it's in my broo sorry I'm winning.
04:22:59
Speaker
Breaking freaking news. Everybody on my list died today. yeah Miraculously. How'd you get past with Jimmy Carter's secret service? They were asleep. I agree. I'd rather be gray than bald.
04:23:15
Speaker
e Well, like I said, yeah i won I won the genetics lottery because Clearly the baldness in the gray did not get passed down. I mean, they got it later in life, but ah obviously not bald, but not white and bald anytime soon.
04:23:30
Speaker
um And we all know- I said the world's largest Windows peak. Let's be honest. Yeah. And we all know that I can't be bald because I look like a penis and witness prediction, but- I don't know. I've seen that. It's not good luck.
04:23:45
Speaker
Well, it it it ended today. It ended today. Jeff is and and I was hoping to be here at the beginning of the show because I wanted to talk about the beginning of the show. yeah but jeff did jeff did Jeff did win this year, but we all suck at at the end of the day. Let's be honest. I did mention that when we were going over that we are terrible at this fucking game. We had 30 picks.
04:24:08
Speaker
And five died Out of all celebrities that died this year The celebrities will have nothing to worry about us Yeah Yeah, uh Yeah, and and you know the first to go is what saved you because had we not put that first to go points bonus points you would been honor you and connor would been tied and you know, well as the commissioner of the celebrity death and and and as the creator of this network, I would have had to step in and declared myself the winner by default. Yeah, it doesn't work. That doesn't matter. What is that? Who is this guy? What's his name? I'm Spider Spider-Punk. You can transfer from purple. Yeah, it's it's like one of the various multi-versus Spider This is Spider-Punk.
04:25:07
Speaker
okay um spider me and kind go for guitar another hand a tearsed look on his face yeah i mean um like a shock look a shock kids got all kinds of gift cards and money for christmas and we went to walmart here in town you on the bed right but we want ahll see you tomorrow um
04:25:36
Speaker
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That is hashtag like ba I Don't think any of us had Quincy I had a I had Yeah,
04:25:53
Speaker
yeah Jimmy Carter on Jeremy Dick Van Dyke Jerry's and the movie Robert Yeah Ozzy Osbourne William Daniels Shannon Doherty was the only one that died Bruce Willis and Bill Cosby Yeah ah So yeah we we will actually be, I gotta get with the rest of the guys here on the network. um So next Saturday, we'll be making our picks for 2025. And Jeff will have the last pick as he is the winner. And as I am the loser, I will have the number one overall raw pick.
04:26:29
Speaker
and we already all know who I'm picking because I've made it very fucking clear that nobody is allowed to pick Jimmy Carter. No matter if I pick him dead last, nobody's allowed to pick that son of a bitch because he's on my list automatically because fuck you, Jimmy Carter, you son of a bitch. How do you not die? You get into hospice for two goddamn years. You know, people go to hospice. They go to hospice to die and die. Yeah.
Angel of Death Contest Rules & Preparations
04:26:54
Speaker
No, but I was telling our list when we were going over it that we're going to actually do two lists this year where we'll have fans list so the fans can win an Angel of Death and then the hosts list. And I think this year, I think this year we, and again, we're going to, we're going to have a behind the scenes network meeting um because obviously going forward, some things have got to change and we've got to,
04:27:22
Speaker
make sure everybody's on the right page on the same page and everybody's in headed it in the right direction and that includes myself you know obviously um but uh we'll break down the rules and the picks and I think we're going to actually uh do the belt this year this was kind of our trial run um we'll do the belt where everybody pictures in and we'll make sure it gets. I'll finish up the design. I'll finish fine tuning the design and all that stuff and I think it'll be something fun to do. We're going to change it up a little bit this year with emergency picks and and and whatnot. However, there will be penalties for. Make an emergency pick that doesn't die or you know, yeah, I I was I was playing how that worked to our list as well.
04:28:14
Speaker
I said, you know, basically if you end up on the nonsensical nonsense networks, celebrity death lists, you're pretty much going to live for another three years. Yeah, basically. Uh, and I want to do a, I'm going to do a little bit. I'm sure there'll be some repeats. Uh, obviously Ozzy's on the way out. Uh, Jimmy's on the Jimmy should be on the way out. Ozzy Osborne, the dude's like, fuck it. I'm, um I'm, I'm going to be dead soon. So he's back on all the drugs. She's like, okay.
04:28:43
Speaker
ah yeah
04:28:46
Speaker
Don't blame him. Uh, but, uh, yeah, we'll, we'll kind of, it, we'll break that all down next Saturday where hopefully, hopefully we'll have everybody on the network come up at the beginning of the show. We'll bang it out real quick or relatively as quick as possible, as quick as we can here on the nonsensical network because that's going to take two hours. Yeah. but Um,
04:29:10
Speaker
And then, uh, we'll get the guys out of here that don't like that can't say or whatever, but I think it'll be fun. It's another one of them little fun little things that we do here on the show. Um, we can all kind of keep track of throughout the year, even though it ends up on my fucking computer or whatever. I know I saved the email. I saved the email. I mean, I had it. So I was checking it and and keeping an eye on it and, and you know, like.
04:29:38
Speaker
Sometimes ah you know sometimes celebrity could die and we might not catch it right off the bat so you know once every once a month or whenever I was going on there and I was getting updates on all on on all of our picks and seeing where they stood and what was going on and and all that stuff and so uh, but uh We try to do some interesting stuff throughout the year on here and you know, like I said shout out to the Mike Delta show because that's where the idea come from because they do yeah They do the celebrity death list every year The only thing is is that it's a $200 buy-in and winner takes all at the end of the year Wow But they're also making get a lot more money or they're on they're on the radio. They get paid. Yeah, I
04:30:26
Speaker
Yeah, they they make well over six figures a year to do what they do. So, you know, $200, especially the counter is a tough change. Like I got an extra 50 cents. you Yeah. So, but I think, I think doing the belt would be cool and it's something we could all pitch in on. And, and it's something that can easily be.
04:30:49
Speaker
You know, Wally and I are, Wally and I are only about a half hour from each other. It ain't no thing for a police and I to meet up if he were to win. Uh, you know, the initial belt will be shipped as a winner. And then it's just a matter of the following year, it getting shipped or sent or dropped off to the, uh, to the new winner. Um, and, you know, it's kind of cheesy. It's kind of corny, but I've kind of made the belt.
04:31:15
Speaker
uh a thing here on the network because of because of my belts so it's you know i i get it it's nerdy as shit but but it it's it's a weird feeling to like i should have that belt on my wall right now i'm just saying and in all honesty the the the belt that i have the one that was defective i'm gonna see if courtney or i thought i don't know why i said that i heard that yeah it's uh it's I'm going to see if Nicky can make me a new decal. And I want to do... I want to put Glick's House of Music on it. I want to put my Glick's House of Music logo on my plate. You know what you should actually do? Go talk to them. I don't know what do. I don't know at all. I would actually go talk to them in those car wraps and see if they can wrap the metal.
04:32:13
Speaker
That might be a little, well, I don't know. Oh, gosh, they can do it with stress. See? I'm not the only one that heard it. Ex-wife.
04:32:25
Speaker
ah ah and I heard it loud and fucking clean that I'm also that I'm also watching live live on patrol and The police officer's name was Courtney. This is a big black guy out in Florida. His name is Courtney. and I'm like, I was looking up at the TV at the same time Yeah, yeah but like you said, ooh, oops Yeah ah But now what I want to see I because I don't know what I don't know what all Vicki can do with her
04:33:00
Speaker
Like I know she could do shirts and cups and hats. Yeah. And hats and like she can do plates and shit, dude. Oh, really? Yeah. It's like she could do a lot with it. So if she could do something to put on, if she could do plates, I would imagine she could do my belt. But then again, I don't know how that would work with a belt being metal. Yeah. I think it's the metal that you got to worry about.
04:33:24
Speaker
That's why I said, I think if Nikki can't do it, I would actually go and like talk to a place that there's automotive wraps because they'll always have scrap. But also at the same time, I know she has friends that do vinyl so they can just print me, they can just make me a vinyl sticker. that well and that's That's basically what a wrap is. Yeah.
04:33:46
Speaker
And yeah, so I think, you know, the options are there. I just got to feel the nonsense, the little nonsense often, or maybe I'll do the network one. I don't know. I've i've got the nonsense, the nonsense one. Maybe I'll do the network logo. Or like I said, I would really like to do blitz house and music. And I've got that extra belt. Um, I think next year for Christmas, I'm going to, uh, get cash one with his, oh if we're still doing his show and stuff, I think I'm going to get him one. third However, I'm also ordering me a money in the bank case as well. So now I can do the whole thing. I'm sorry, but I sent you that video and I was like, I kind of, I'm, I know it's nerdy and I know I'm not in the fucking honestly, but I want that fucking briefcase, dude. Like walk into a fucking business meeting with that shit, dude.
04:34:38
Speaker
Yeah. shit As he opens it and I come down the hallway and and look what I got. A little bitch. There's only one champ in this house. it was great Just like Highlander, there can be only one. There can only be one.
04:34:58
Speaker
ah No, but I do think I think next year, either for his birthday or for Christmas, I want to I want to give him his own belt. um I think he would really, I think he'd get a kick out of that and get it, get it hung up on his wall for him. So, uh, Nikki made them made them a shirt. I think I don't, I got to send Nikki made all the kids hoodies for Christmas. And she did one for cash and it's got Cass's corner on the front. And then on the pocket, there's a there's a championship belt on the pocket.
04:35:35
Speaker
And then on the back of it and just ah it says a boy who loves or just a boy who loves WWE on the back of it. um That is really cool. You guys seen the hoodie she made for me. I love that. god That's so comfortable.
04:35:50
Speaker
Dude, it's, and I got it a size big, like one size bigger. Cause there's nothing better than having an oversized hoodie on a, on a chilly day. and And it's soft, like it's super soft on the inside. yes That's the one thing it looks like stupid soft. Yeah. And it's just like, oh man, I honestly, I would live in that thing. Um, she's, we're gonna, I'm going to go get another one and she's going to do, um,
04:36:16
Speaker
uh one of the other shows for me to put on that one but I want to go get like a like a gray or black one so we're gonna we're gonna play a around we're gonna experiment because uh she's not sure how well like designs will come up on black so I'll just go get a black hoodie they're not very expensive but we can play around with the logos I was like if you do an all-white one or if you do like white and blue or whatever like a baby blue it You know, I would think that it would
Business Promotions & Network Support
04:36:47
Speaker
show up. Okay, and she's like I mean like I said, I I made that video and shouted her out and everybody anybody who's listening there or Watching if you're on Facebook or Instagram go give her a follow Beauty and the beard creative corner Go give her a follow and if there's something you want to get I mean you have to be show related or network related if you just want something Let her know she can make it. I i Don't know what her pricing is
04:37:15
Speaker
but She can make it and if you're in the area, we'll we'll get it dropped off to you. And if it needs to be shipped, we'll we get it shipped out to you as well. I say we, but I mean her.
04:37:27
Speaker
yeah yeah ah
04:37:31
Speaker
I'm just here to help support and promoter, I think. I'm here to drink beer and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum.
04:37:49
Speaker
But yeah, you can also email Glick at Nonsense Go Nonsense podcast at gmail ah.com and put your orders in that way. Yeah, just put ah attention Sasquatch. Yeah, sure.
04:38:04
Speaker
and yeah Uh, yeah, no, I think, uh, you know, and, uh, you know, maybe eventually we'll get rid of the third party thing. If people are interested in getting the stuff and she's already got the designs and actually, actually yesterday when we were getting ready to come out here, it was, we you know, you know, every pre road trip, you got to stop and fill up and get, get road trip snacks and drink. So we stopped at the gas station down the road from the household Speedway that we always go to. And there's a guy, uh,
04:38:35
Speaker
he was on the pump beside me and uh he was like oh I like that hoodie man and I was like oh thanks and he's like be good or be good at it and I'm like yeah that's kind of my catchphrase I I host multiple podcasts on the network and uh I say it at the end of every show and he said, yeah, I like that. He's like, Oh, what's on the front? And I showed him in the front. He's like, Oh, that's dope as hell, man. He was like, uh, is that what, what's it, what's your saying? It's not a physical network. And he was like, Oh, is that the name of the network? Yeah, man. Check this out. He's like, well, that is both right there. He was like, Oh, I got you guys. There you go. I got you guys. I'm going to take you guys out and listen. He's like, what kind of shows do you do? Where it didn't break down for him, you know, kind of quick and whatnot. He's that's dope as hell, man. yeah That sounds fun.
04:39:20
Speaker
dan Check us out man. And uh, I was like, if you want a hoodie? Spide in the DMS. Let me know. We'll get you one. I'll get you the pricing and all that stuff. Or I said, if there's just something else you want. Let me know. Cause my girl made this and she's got her own shop and everything on Facebook. It was like, Oh yeah, man. That's what's up. That's what's up. Yeah. And and that's that's the beauty of what we're doing is like, uh,
04:39:47
Speaker
This is something, like I said, I'm um learning all this new stuff. And it's it's the, not only are we giving a voice to each other, but we're slowly giving Nikki the opportunity to to do what she wants to do, you know, by, by, you know, she's got a built in ah support group of, hey, make, you know, once I get some money, I can be like, hey, Nikki, I need this shirt, this shirt, I'm sending you all the shit. Start making me shirts.
04:40:17
Speaker
Yeah um Yeah, it's the same thing like her son he started it him and his two buddies they started a tree company Tree spire it's here in PA a But they're like on the border of PA a in Ohio. So I mean, I'm sure they would make the 20-minute drive into certain parts of Ohio you know if you need trees cut down or trees trimmed or Whatever again hit us up. Let us know. I'll get you in contact with with them tree spire. They're on Facebook and Instagram as well Um, you know like Oh, why wouldn't I fucking use my platform to shout? You know but exactly that's the beauty of having your own network as we get to say my future You know my future wife and my my you know, my my bonus son Why wouldn't I shout out their businesses and what they're doing? great Right kind of dick move is that at the end of the day? Seem to spark no, but it's like um Uh
04:41:18
Speaker
Oh, I lost my train of thought. Oh, and it was like, that's, that's. Right off the fucking rails, man. Right off the fucking rails, Jeff. Jesus, my brain shut off there for a second. No, because I do, I do, uh, I work on Upwork, which is a, it's a website where you can actually find jobs. And that's literally what I'm doing right now. I'm doing promotion for a guy and he's paying me to do it. And i'm all I'm doing is calling businesses that,
04:41:49
Speaker
are in his field within 150 mile radius of him because he does, he has a welding company and it's, it's kind of the same thing. He didn't pay me to advertise. So I'm not going to say the name, I'm just saying. Fuck you, Fuck you, pal. If you advertise on the network, that's, that's a whole nother problem. Yeah. Yeah. You are a, you are a,
04:42:13
Speaker
put your business name out here. You gotta get in contact with the big man and big man. It's me. I'm the big man. No, he's in Michigan too. So, that's that's cool. He's right at the moment. No, 150 miles. isn but yeah nothing worry that No, but he's in Lincoln, Michigan which is way up north. Just off the coast of Lake Huron North.
04:42:40
Speaker
heroin 150 mile radius is to Detroit, by the way. Yeah. Well, Detroit's not too far from me. Detroit's like three hours. Yeah, but he doesn't want to go more than 150 miles. Yeah, well. Dude, I'm sorry, but if the money's right, you will travel wherever you want. He's like, that's... We have a one yeah have a worldwide audience. I mean, Glitz House of Music is worldwide.
04:43:10
Speaker
um a shows I we're ranked number five and in DR. So maybe he might be driving down to DR, you know. Yeah, I'm just saying.
Content Evolution & Show Structure
04:43:22
Speaker
Glick's Glick's House of Music is international. I've had international musicians on my show from from New Zealand to Canada to all over the country. You know, looking back at where we started on apps,
04:43:39
Speaker
or even the first episode with that first episode that wasn't even video to where we are now. they Not much has changed. ah on um same but but our reach is yeah our our Our content is definitely changed. Cause we were doing this three nights a week. Right. And now we have actual,
04:44:07
Speaker
shows with content where we're not, you know, just. Drunken buffoons three nights a week, you know, like just talking. We're still drunk on the phones. Don't get it wrong. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, we're not, you know, we actually have i have a subject in mind. Yeah. We have content based shows. It's not just la turn the cameras on them. Whatever happens happens at the end of the day.
04:44:34
Speaker
It's kind of funny looking back. Yeah, that first episode was an hour. We got done. It was like, fuck, that was quick. All right. Now we're doing six hours shows every fucking Saturday. I mean, two hour shows and two to three hour shows during the week. And, uh, I mean, we're still assholes, but I mean, that I've been an asshole since the day I came out the womb.
04:45:01
Speaker
like can well may else didn to work at it come I was born in the first words out of my mouth was, it's like my dick and eat my asshole, doc. Take this son, take this dick. remember The fuck did he say? You heard me, doc. Man, congratulations. It's a squash.
04:45:32
Speaker
Well, surprise, like I'm like fucking jokes and decks are surprised, motherfucker.
TV Shows & Nostalgic Content
04:45:40
Speaker
Dude, I watched the first three episodes of I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything about it. I'm not I'm not going to spoil it, but the chick that plays Deb, they pick the perfect fucking actress. Nice. She was that chick says fuck.
04:46:00
Speaker
If you close your eyes, you actually hear real death. Nice. Yeah, like I said, I don't want to... Nikki is fucking loving Dexter, man. We're in season two where...
04:46:15
Speaker
a few episodes in, obviously, they're already searching for the Bay Harbor butcher. Lundy's there. Haven't got to the point where Lundy and Deb hook up. I think that's going to throw her for a loop. um You know, the whole hooker up. What's really going to fuck her up was when when Rita dies. Yeah, I think that's going to tears, dude. Yeah, that's going to. I think that's that's going to get her. I think that got me. I was like, what the fuck?
04:46:45
Speaker
Yeah, I think, I think the more from as more from Dex's past with the whole his mom being murdered and his dad and and, and like, like it through for when, when, when they made, when they did the twist on who the ice truck killer was and it was, and she was like, the fuck? And I said, Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. It gets better. And she's like, oh And she's like, no. And then when they- That is one of those shows that doesn't have a bad season. Yeah, she would have hit that second twist that him and Dex were actually brothers. She was like, fucking man. Like, yeah, it was just like, I told you. And I said, they're not even done yet. They're not even done with that part of the twist. And she was like, oh my God, how else could that happen?
04:47:39
Speaker
Oh, you just wait and see. You just. No, but like they in the new series, they do flashbacks and Christian Slater plays his dad. Yeah, I see that. It's not a pretty cool cast. Christian Slater or Sarah Michelle Geller is in it. I did. She plays the one that that is... Sarah Michelle Geller's character is Dexter's boss when he becomes... Because it starts out, he's graduating college. Yeah. Or he's in college. Yeah, I've seen a clip where where they go out
04:48:16
Speaker
Angel him and and Masuka they go out for like lunch. Young Masuka is fucking gold, dude Dude, the guy who plays angel I was telling her I said I seen in the clip and young angel like this dude is the spitting fucking image No way The black lady cop that says boss in the in the actual series Whoever they that they they got to play her Fuck it when you see a in real life versus on screen, two totally different fucking people. I was like, no fucking way. But the woman that plays, I can't remember who it is, but she, she kills it, dude. This dude, this dude is getting arrested down in Florida on live, uh, on patrol live. This dude was driving a AMG, what is that? A random front Range Rover or something like that.
04:49:16
Speaker
Yeah, once we're saying go but say Yeah, big old SUV. Well, we had like, had yeah, yeah, like stacks of $100 bills in the front seat.
04:49:28
Speaker
He had like three bags of coke in his pocket. They've got a whole bunch of other stuff In his car as well. Like he's an old guy too. Like he's an old dude Oh fuckers wearing a foot flop on one foot and a tennis shoe on the other foot He's got like a brown foot flop on one shoe and he's got a black like Nike Yes, Nike sneaker on his other foot the the has zero bucks to give right now. I'm dying watching this cat get arrested. It is going on 10 minutes, the just so you know. Like, 10 minutes of this cat. Did you see the sequel to Get Shorty?
04:50:25
Speaker
i With the Rock and Vince Vons in it. Yeah, a long time ago. You remember the girl that they they they dropped up to his finger, Christina Millan? She placed it on LaGuardia. Oh, LaGuardia was like Hispanic.
04:50:41
Speaker
Yeah, I know, but like, that's why I said when you, when you see Christina Millan playing LaGuardia, blow my mind. it It's, it's night and day. You would not guess that she's not Hispanic.
04:50:57
Speaker
ah i just name south was christ camp ah She's, she's, she's obviously a black chick, but she's, she's a light skin. Yeah. Like I know her name. I just can't picture her face.
04:51:12
Speaker
I'll get you a picture. ah ahfucker's got a cigarette a out out of his mouth and headuff the the cops couldnt like the cigarette morning that's cool like yeah we got you home we you're going to jail but we got you we're got like you cigarette for you cops are cool as Oh my god.
04:51:37
Speaker
oh my god Okay, this is her as LaGuardia. Bear with me. Oh, it's sticking. Here we go. This is her as LaGuardia. Oh, she is. Yeah. She does such a good job. Like, to the point where I didn't recognize her. I had to look it up while I was watching her going, who the fuck is playing that?
04:52:09
Speaker
laard um But yeah, it's really good. In the original Dexter, that lady was on one of my favorite shows back in the day, New York under cover. Well, you know, who's in in in this one? um That you'll like. ah What's her name from scrubs? That Mary's?
04:52:33
Speaker
What's his fucking name? Yeah, you check the Mary's Turk. She would have been a good LaGuardia. She actually plays the because she's older, unfortunately. She plays LaGuardia's previous boss. Got you.
04:52:55
Speaker
I think so. Patrick Dempsey's in it. It's got a great cast. Yeah, it's got it's got a phenomenal cast.
04:53:06
Speaker
And the the guy that got to play Dexter, holy shit. Dude's got his mannerisms down. He's even got the the, so if you've ever, when you watch Dexter, the guy the guy that plays Dexter, he's got white lips. This dude's got white lips too. Like, like the it's almost like a Michael Jackson kind of thing where he's got like the the pigments going away. It's like that. it's It used to drive me nuts.
04:53:35
Speaker
well I know that you appreciate lips on a man, but I don't even pay that much attention to it. So maybe I'm thinking of something else because I might be thinking of something else that that that chick from scrubs is in. I could be wrong because I've watched like four or five different things over the last couple of days.
04:54:02
Speaker
yeah I'm all over the map because I told you I was that new app that I got that that works like my flickster, but it's Works also like Netflix. Yeah, I'm finding all sorts of stuff to watch the last two new series that I Watched I sent blazer over the mini reviews. I mean, I know the holidays are going on. I don't know if he's gonna Do anything with those or whatever, but I send them over my I think he's he said he's getting he's behind on it, but he wants to get back into it. I um
04:54:33
Speaker
I kind of want to do one for Dexter. I know it's an older show, but there's a lot of people out there who have not seen Dexter. Like, Nikki, for instance, like, she's never seen it. So she's getting to see it for the first time. yeah and And on a show like that, the reactions are... Yeah. Because there's so many twists and turns and everything. So, like, you know, and I never finished the series.
04:55:00
Speaker
Um, I think I got the seasons maybe six. Uh, so, you know, I still have a couple of seasons that I haven't even seen. So I'll be watching them for the first time, but I want to watch, you know, the new, you know, obviously the new Dexter, uh, snowfall. And then I want to see origin. So as I thought it i was like, yeah because we're talking about water we were talking about watching land man. And I said, no,
04:55:28
Speaker
Before we start anything else, we need to get, we need to get on Dexter because I want to see these two new seasons, the two new spinoff shows. Um, and I can't watch them because I haven't finished Dexter and I want to restart it anyways and watch it from the beginning. Dude, the, the, the one where, uh, he's up in Alaska. That is excellent. Yeah. That's what I i heard. it was Hey, I used to live down there.
04:55:54
Speaker
um new New blood was excellent. I enjoy yeah, you know, but uh But I told her I said after Dexter. I gotta to get you on Supernatural I gotta get you on supernet cuz you never watch Supernet Dude, they're great. I Think they're gonna know no one called Dexter resurrection Says 20 25 June 20 25 Right, I mean dudes down for it. It's like Timothy Oliphant and uh and uh Justified. Yeah. Uh he you know he they did that. They they did the new they did the new one. Um I can't remember what it was called. Justified. High evil. Right. Uh and which is uh based off of another book in the series and him and Walton Goggins were back and they're like yo like when can we get back on set and
04:56:50
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Do another season because they left it with a huge clip like they left it with a huge cliffhanger It's just like and in in the in the the the writer of the show. He's like I'm down Oliphants down Goggins is down like let's make this shit happen type of deal You know who's who's gonna pick it up and run with it because you know, that was another one that great fucking shows. I love that show and it was like once it sucked you in you were constantly on the edge of your seat because they stayed like they just they found their rhythm man and they just ran with it and it was so good and the actors were so good and it was like a modern day western who doesn't love a good
04:57:37
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I, you know, I recently I just finished Sons of Anarchy again and I would love to get all the clips of Walter Goggins in Sons of Anarchy and send it to you because you will never laugh so hard as Walter Goggins with a double deed as a double deed tranny. It's funniest shit I've ever seen in my life because he leans into it so hard. to what You know who Kim Coates is?
04:58:05
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Yeah, it's a dude. Him and Kim Coates in the series have a relationship. Like, it's fucking hilarious. Him Coates and him lying in bed together cuddling. Funniest thing I've ever seen. I never laughed so hard.
04:58:27
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But ah there's ah there's a Dexter animated series, too, called Early Cuts.
04:58:33
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Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that. I don't either.
04:58:41
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There's ah several seasons. There's 24 episodes. him But it it does it does have Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall. You know, they do the voiceovers. Well, Michael C. Hall's in the new one, too. Like, he's the narrator. He's the narrator. Because he still does the same thing. He's like,
04:59:02
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My dark passenger. He does the the whole narrator in in his thoughts thing. It's really cool. I don't think I've ever heard Dexter go, hmm, dark passenger. He calls it his dark passenger. I know it's his dark passenger, but he doesn't talk like that, you fucking creep. Not everybody's a fucking creeper like you, Jeff. Have you ever seen the show? Go to our merch shop and spread us all over you.
04:59:31
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Now, have you seen the show? Have you seen the show you? No, but Nikki watched it and I sent her I sent her a video on a TikTok video of who would win Dexter versus the guy from you. Yes. And she was like she was like. Oh, And i like she told me all about the show you so I knew what like I was awesome.
04:59:59
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But she was like, I gotta say Dex, man. Dex would take him out. Yeah, she was team Dex. I sent her a video the other day it was the the Bay Harbor pupper and this guy was dressed as Dex and he walks up behind his golden retriever and like pretends to inject him and then they show the dog on his back and he's got like shrink wrap on top of him and his owner was dressed like Dexter and he had like the apron and everything on and then they panned the pictures and it's like six pictures of stuffed animals at tall
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had destroyed i desertarian she was like all my scott yeah she was like oh my ah the bay haror puuper it's Like I said,
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I was watching it and I was like, oh, Glick's going to love this because like it's the guy that got to play young Dexter. Like you, you, you're watching me like this guy's going to grow up to being Michael C. Hall. Yeah. Like I said, I seen a cliff with, with the young decks and angel and Masuka. And like I said, the guy who plays angel, I was like, God damn, like.
05:01:20
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This cat is literally the younger, the younger version of angel and the suka. I was like, I mean, it's a bald Asian guy. they all look the same ands be online yeah Yeah. But he's got his mannerisms down, dude. It's creepiness. Yeah. But the guy who played angel, like it was spot on like, Oh, from the fedora to the way he talked, the way he walked, like,
05:01:44
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spot on. I was like, damn. Okay. oh Like when he launches it doing Spanish, dude, you're going to be like, walk.
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Yeah. but yeah um um I enjoy it. I'm theport um um'm ready for us to get through. And and the great thing about it is Mickey, she's like, you know, every night um since we started watching it,
05:02:13
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She's like, is it time to watch Dexter? I'm like, let's go. Let's get it. You know, Monday night, we got done doing the show, and she's like, can we watch a couple of episodes? I was like, let's go. You know what I mean? Like, she's into it. And I'm into it, you know. Even though I'm rewatching it, um I'm still just as into it, and I'm, you know, I still enjoy it. It's that whole thing is like, yeah, you saw it the first time, but there's so much content in it, you forget.
05:02:44
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what's happening and you're just like, oh, I'm fucking in. But not only that, like I get excited because she's watching it for the first time, you know what I mean? And I've watched it and I know it's coming. You know when something's gonna happen because you start turning towards her? Like, yes. Well, no, I try not to. But like, I know something's coming up and I know it's gonna be, it's like a good twist or a good turn. And I'm waiting to see her reaction.
05:03:14
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like she was wrapping presents when they had the twist where they revealed that the icebox or the ice truck killer was Dex was was Deb's boyfriend and she was sitting on the floor wrapping presents and um I'm sitting on the couch and whatever and uh she she turned around and looked at me she was like Holy fuck. They got you, didn't they? <unk>s Honestly, not the first time Deb. Deb dates a killer though. I mean, Jesus. Yeah. Well. But. Deb has the worst tasted relationships. I think she was with Lundy for a while. Yeah.
05:04:03
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Well, in in real life, her and the guy who plays Dexter dated, which has got to be kind of weird. They were married. Yeah, which is still got to be kind of weird. Yeah, they were married during the show. And that's why I told Nicky, I said, that's got to be super weird to like do a show with your wife who's playing your sister. And then like. You get done with the scene and you kiss your sister? yeah Yeah. Yeah. Like, well like, not, not to mention the fact that she's not so, uh, uh, you know, she's a little freaky, freaky in that show. like yeah Yeah. There's, there's no shortage. of deb i texting that so I would totally let Deborah arrest me. I'm just sick.
05:04:51
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No, like you're just on set and she's, banging a dude. You know, I know it's acting. It's not real, you know, but but yeah, it's like, hey, that's my wife. There's actually a funny story. I actually Bill Murray was doing a podcast. He was talking. I think it was on the he was on the Kelsey show when he was talking about his his his friend that it was married to the chick for road.
05:05:23
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He's like, hey, Patrick Swayze, he's banging your wife again. He was like, or he was like, it didn't matter what time of day or night it was. Hey man,
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and man I feel like as your friend, I should be the one to tell you this, but that son of a bitch back in your life.
05:05:54
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I would love to be Bill Murray's friend. I can just imagine. Right. so And it was funny because he was like, God rest Patrick. So, as you saw, one of the nicest guys in the whole world, you know, that's hilarious.
05:06:12
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that's hilarious But yeah, I saw that. I laughed so hard. i was like but like when bill murray tells the Can you have imagine being that guy and getting that phone call you know just randomly out of nowhere? It's like it's it's like one o'clock in the morning on a Tuesday and your phone rings. Yeah, don't worry. I wonder what he wants. Hello? Hey, man. Fucking Patrick Swayze, bro. Really, dude? Really? Dude, it's been 10 years. I'm just saying. Put it on CBS, man. Then turn your TV on and put it on DBS.
05:07:05
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But let's be honest, you and I would do the same thing if our wives were home. Patrick Swayze is banging your wife again. Sorry, buddy. Yeah. Sorry, man. We need somebody to talk to you. I'm here for you. otherwise By the way, your wife's got night boobs. I'd be like, why are you calling me? My wife is banging Patrick Swayze. Good for her. I wish I could bang Patrick Swayze. I'm like, really? I love that scene.
05:07:36
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I've seen two wampus. That's a pretty attractive woman. Yeah. Yeah. Take a shot. Yeah. I'm taking a shot. I'm shooting my shot at the end of the day. 20 bucks and 20 bucks. Yeah. Hey, we got 20 bucks. I can make some things happen. Arliss said that earlier. He's like, 20 bucks is 20 bucks. I was like, right? I would say that for like five years.
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and
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I feel differently about you tonight, Glick, yeah. Usually what happens. Most people do. hey You wanted to be part of the inner sanctum. Welcome to the family. Time for your initiation. Smell the rug. Smell the rag, Harlan.
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the fifth just close your eyes and think about guitars daddy who's your dadd here
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our artist listeners they're good people man they really they really are they're good ah ah gi tas the one piok did you see the video the seven million dollar bull ro they got tiktok a have you seen that yet holy shit but see this i laugh so hard i almost no i do ah let me find it ill ah yeah
05:09:17
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like it' it they they're just fun people man. They just enjoy having fun and having a good time and just just enjoy life and and ah and and you know I don't know man it's kind of the thing that kind of really irritates me with the whole another stop thing like I I helped you with that and then you want to rub it in my face like bro, you act like I haven't hung out with these guys before you you act like they're not all going to be at my wedding and are like ah we're friends too. yeah Yeah, it's not like it's not like all of a sudden they like they chose you over us like calm down bro. Like I know you've never been here before but act like you've been there at the end of the day. You goofy bastard.
05:10:12
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So Arlo sent me this the other day and you know he sends me stuff on TikTok just like I send you stuff and I send him stuff. And he sent me that and I was not ready for it. And I damn near fell off the bed laughing. Arlo liked a couple of videos on my personal TikTok. If you go to Glick underscore talk on TikTok, you can follow me. He likes a couple of my videos on there and I'm like,
05:10:42
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a double yeah I was like, I was like, like for you would like sending the star list yeah I'm like, um like so how am I supposed to take right so would take this? out This is, this is Carlos, the way he sent me. I, like I said, it's seven seconds. I laugh so hard.
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He's a $7 million bull rider.
05:11:16
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That is awesome. I love him so hard. I get a notification, Arliss liked your video. I'm like, oh, what do my video Arliss like? And it's like shower. I'm like,
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How do I approach this conversation?
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i do Every time a dude but we tell a dude that I know is that gay likes one of my my ah only friends promotional videos, I guess you can say that's what they are. It's a like little more helping it with your algorithm, buddy. Let's be honest.
05:12:02
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oh yeah speaking of speaking of which thanks for the follow on my on my only fans instagram jeff i gotta follow you back yeah i appreciate that once again once again it's it's one of those things it's like It's like, it's you and I both know how the algorithm algorithm works. And if one person likes it, then it gets spread out to more people. So yeah I'm like, you know what? Do the do the solid. I'm not going to ever watch it, but I'm like, what's this notification? and newer conversation New OnlyFans subscriber, K T K M production. Oh, cool. ah Thanks for the subscribe. Not OnlyFans. Enjoy the show.
05:12:45
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yeah I remember who Daddy is. I was with one of the guys earlier. Have you seen this chick on TikTok? TikTok, she goes by like hula hoop queen or something like that. I can't remember what it's called. does like She does like the cosplay and and then she hula hoops. Is she like a little cheerleading outfits and stuff like that? Maybe. I found out something amazing that she has eight OnlyFans and I was like, hello.
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And I was actually impressed. Oops. A daisy is her name. Uh, pull up one of our videos. I might know who she is because I might, I might see her on Instagram. all i are Only fans of you want that. Did you actually subscribe? No, I have a, I'll, I'll send you what I have.
05:13:35
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i have a big zone there's office There's an app that it it's, it's like leaked only fans kind of thing. and it's free Yeah. Uh, usually I just, usually I'm just going to read it for that. You can do it on Reddit as well, but this one it's, uh, Oh my God. I got to find you on WhatsApp. Jesus Christ. Oh, don't send it to Chris piers. He might be like, just put it in the group chat.
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bless everybody
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Talk is going to be like, so, uh, like, uh, got this app from Jeff and uh look at your only hands. What's up? but Not you. like Let find it. What is the name of this **** man?
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back vabonic but bo it f-a-p-o-n-i-c and it basically it it's The only bands with their the images are reversed so it doesn't copyright So they flip the image so like if it's something's written on it, it's written backwards so it's like mirrored Yeah mirrored. That's the that's the word But
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Yeah. Let me send you the Hoops of Daisy here. Share. Copy link.
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There you go. I just sent you the link to her page. That's the but Hoops of Daisy chick. um
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There's a couple of people that I see, and I'm like, yeah, I don't have any money, but I would like to see your Onlyfans. So I follow them on there. um And yeah, that I'm not disappointed. Because that Hoops a Daisy chick, I saw her what she had for lunch three weeks ago.
05:16:01
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I'm just saying. and But yeah, she's very flexible. But yeah her her TikTok content, like this chick and hula hoop like you fucking read about. And like I was I was going through TikTok as one does. And and you know how would when you you can add something to your video, it says like link and bio. She she put link and bio. And I was like, what link? Well, she got a YouTube channel where she hula hoops. And I clicked. all Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:16:36
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uh actually looking at her uh that's right yeah i know that is i see her on instagram i see her on instagram all the time she's she's right she comes up up uh on uh it's just my feet like my algorithm like if i'm looking at reels she She comes up. i I know who she is. I've never had a desire to see her make it anything. I think her who who I didn't either her I didn't either Until I realized there was a link and I was like now I'm curiosity sets in and I'm like fucking i go look Yeah
05:17:14
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um'm alone is lot i a lot on night lonely card hold me. I got I I'm very very I will say this very seldom is there a chick that I see on social media or whatever and then you see she's got her links and everything like that for for like OF and whatever where I'm like
05:17:50
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o i want to see her naked you know he's like it's There's there's a there's a girl I've been following like her and I've spoken on tick-tock and stuff, you know, uh She's she's uh a little bit goth a little emo and Her videos are actually really good on tick-tock. So I don't think she does tick-tock anymore. But when I found out she had an only fans I was like Yeah, now I'm curious I'm alone a lot, I'm gonna. And she she she did kind of like what you do on your O.F. It's like she hints. Well, this Christmas, she gave me the greatest Christmas gift ever. And she did a hello. And I went, hello.
05:18:41
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Yeah, because I really don't know. But she did it in the coolest way because she dressed like Art at art the Clown. Oh, OK. She had the face paint on, but that was the only thing she had on. Cause I mean, in all in all honesty, you know, you see, you see, um, and I think this goes from guys as well that have like, I mean, shoot, I know some of my, uh, some of my Instagram posts or whatever are on my own fans page. So, you know, I just kind of edit them and doctor them a little bit. So.
05:19:13
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You know, when you go to the OnlyFans page, you get to see a little bit more than what you see on Instagram. But it's like, yeah okay, I can visualize what you look like naked because, yeah or or if they have a Twitter page, then they're just going to see whole nude on Twitter anyways. the The crazy thing about that factonic, like, and I have it checked.
05:19:37
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But I can pretty much guarantee you're not on it, even though you have an OF. And I think I figured it out. You have to have a decent amount of following before Faptonic was going to be like, yeah, we'll spend the money to put it on here. Yeah, there's no way in hell with that. And then I'm on there. Like I said, I've looked up some people that aren't on there, but they do have an OF kind of thing.
05:20:04
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Yeah, we're saying that you've looked at my only fans on that. No, I haven't checked. I'm afraid. I've never been so afraid of accidentally seeing you naked ever until you got an OF. You'd probably like it. You never know. Just stop trying to pretend like you wouldn't like it. It's OK. You'd be alone.
05:20:32
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and need to be alone I mean, I'll give you a discount code, bro. I got you. I mean, I'm good friends. It actually started like i I found it as a joke. Like some somebody's one of my buddies sent it to me. He's like, dude, check this out. And I was like, what the fuck is this? He's like, you can see only fan account without actually having to subscribe. And I was like, OK. And my wife and I were sitting there talking about it and she called me like a couple of weeks ago. She's like, what was that fucking app again?
05:21:04
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I was like, why? She's like, a friend of mine wants to know. I was like, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. I said, Chris's account is this, by the way. I said, Chris's account is bearded big boy. Trust me, I'm not watching that. I hate to bring it to you, Jeff, but she's been on that day one. She's been number one subscriber since day one.
05:21:30
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but but it's one it's like one of those things. It's like, it's a, well. I will say this one. I will, I will say this much. And and and I think, I think in all honesty, I handle it pretty well. Like I don't give a fuck, you know, in all honesty, I have no female followers on OnlyPants, which is shocking, which is surprising based off of my Tik TOK account and the amount of women that are on there.
05:21:57
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I don't even know how much it is to be honest with you. But I'm kind of surprised because the amount of women that followed me on TikTok who have asked for an OnlyFans page for a lot longer than Nicki and I've been together and I'm like, you're an OnlyFans page? Have you fucking seen me? And they're like, yeah, duh. That's why I wanted OnlyFans page.
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I think my followers are my subscribers are dudes and I'm like I don't care and even today maybe am I supposed to care like should I like freak out because a bunch of dudes are following me or should ah board i has the right motion The greatest promotion for only fans ever was the girl I followed candy vanity she put on her Instagram her her link to her only fans and says if you jerked off to me in the past you owe me an yeah and I was like
05:22:56
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What'd you send her? 50 bucks. chris was or very Get yourselves done pretty. yeah like I don't know. I think I have the right reaction to it because I'm actually in a couple, couple. Yeah. I know they're gay. but so One guy, I had no idea he was gay.
05:23:23
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And he was like, yo, would it be weird if I followed your Onlyfans? I was like, I mean, no. As long as you're paying for it. okay I was like, no, but I didn't want to practice doing any. I was like, I didn't realize you were into dudes. So he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. one not I'm like, oh, Scott Smoker.
05:23:47
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ah yeah like I'm like, well, maybe you learn something new every day. If I ever was gay and I came out to somebody and they're like, I didn't realize you're gay. i was I'd be like, yeah, huge cock smoker. Sorry. use finger thanly like that is I don't know. I don't know. Like for me, it's like, it's not that awkward. I'm assuming that it's an awkward conversation because it's happened a couple of different times where like, you know, I've got a couple of friends that I know are gay.
05:24:17
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and they're like, Hey, uh, Glick, would it be weird if I subscribe to your other fans? like fuck No, I don't care. they're like optic the money like Yeah. They're like, are you serious? I'm like, it's not like I'm coming to your house and yeah you're taking a picture. Yeah. I don't give a damn. It's up there. Anybody who wants to follow business idea.
05:24:40
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i mean yeah just named blades to the photographer for here you guys beat a drunk stop we hey weve We've talked about it we've we've had we've had pretty serious conversations about it What's again you you've Claimed and I have no frame of reference, but you don't get naked on No, I know. I really don't. it Dude, if you if you follow my Instagram.
05:25:11
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thats That's. I bring you folks just saying. e but Like I said, they they're they're they're editing a little bit and and whatnot. But yeah, like I'm not naked. I'm not. It's not like I'm sitting there with my fucking dick between my fingers. Let's be honest. I don't I can't wrap my whole hand around my finger. I'm like.
05:25:35
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like that Yeah, they did, didn't you? There's a little Venus sausage for you. yes yeah know But but but pretty story folksker there's very little left to the imagination. like Right. Well, because you you knew the tight, gray sweatpants thing. Yeah, well, I mean, they're not tight, gray sweatpants. They're just gray sweatpants. But I also like, like you know i I wear boxers. But I also like The the boxer briefs and you know, you can you can angle the dangle and box of green Right. Yeah, you take a picture and you don't have to be 100% naked or nude to see ah well Yeah, yeah to see what's what's happening and what's going on You know, so like I like i said, I had I had I had once one chick i asked me she's like so What do you do in your only fans and I'm like
05:26:35
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There's just some pictures up there. They're kind of douchey at the end of the day to be 100% honest with you. And she's like, are you full nude? Like, are you full nude? Are you like, do you do video? And I'm like, no, no. I mean, there's shower pictures. You can't see anything. But I mean, I mean, my big ass in the way. My big ass belly's in the way. My dickie do's in the way. But yeah, it's like,
05:27:03
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But again, at the end of the day, you know you don't have to have much of an imagination to know what's happening, what's going on. Right. So, Nikki and I have joked around about yeah the full nude thing as Nicki says, you put your fucking wiener on the internet and buy me a mini farm. And I'm like, I think you're going to be severely disappointed if my wiener is on the internet. Just like everybody else. but Was that playing the weeble wobble playset? how is that look or cost something
05:27:39
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i'm Like, know, I'm better off, I'm better off like
05:27:45
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sticking to, you know, what I know. I mean, like I could do the gray, so everybody treat for your dog. I'm just saying like, like I can do the gray sweat pants and everything looks good. And I can do like the Jackie shorts and everything looks good, but if we got full dudes and everybody's going to be like camera angles. Yeah. so yeah Look at that little wainer.
05:28:13
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but There's there's some of the things I've seen on oF is like oh I wonder that you like you've got any ass shots, and I'm like nah, bro. I suffer from no ass at all He was like, what? He was like, bro, I'm white. I'm white. I'm white. I got no ass. If I take a picture of my ass, it's just going to look like a dude by boy. He was like, you got to put some ass shots on. I was like, am I going to lie to you? This is a little weird to have this conversation with another guy. He was like, oh, don't be like that, Blick. I'm like, I know we friends. I know we're boys.
05:28:54
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but I don't want to take only friends of mine from a dude like... Put your hands on them. There's menus on only fans where you can choose like, you get a 30 second video for an extra $10 or... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not doing any of that. It sounds a bit presumptuous to me. Yeah, like I'm not doing any of that. Or, you know, if say, for instance, like,
05:29:20
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You know, my only fan starts to blow up and I actually, are david coming up yeah yeah if I actually started to get a good number of subscribers and I'm like, all right, you know, for an extra 20 bucks, I'll do a private video. I don't know what the private video is going to Big potato.
05:29:39
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just just you with it The only thing you're doing is you got a bowl cover your junk It's a Saturday night after this after the podcast and I'm making on the bed with a ball at my lap eating my eight pounds of potato oh you yeah potato all over ah i' rubbing potato It's the greatest video ever um we laugh about we laugh about it but there's people out there they'd be Like oh hey there's a old like i'm not gonna lie I spend a lot of i like well
05:30:16
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ah i would say you're alone a lot alone come along's just ready I was explaining this to my wife the other day. My wife, she was talking about doing feed pics because my wife's got me to feed. You know how I like my wife's feed pics. And she says, I wouldn't even know how to promote it. I said, there's a whole slew of shit on Reddit. She's like, what are you talking about? I said, go on Reddit. She's like, I have to get an account. I said, I will send you shit where you should promote it.
05:30:47
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And there's there's a whole section of Reddit that is, it's called Bigger, where you see a chick at like, she's like 150 pounds maybe. And then there's the next picture of the same chick. She's 250 pounds. And people are like, Oh yeah, baby. And I'm like, what? I am, yeah I have Reddit downloaded on my on my, I don't, I do not have an account. However, I am strongly considering creating an account.
05:31:17
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to promote my OnlyFans because there's a lot of opportunities there to promote OnlyFans on Reddit. It's a great excuse to have Reddit because I got Reddit to promote the show and then we were like, yeah, I don't think it's a place for us. But I was like, fuck it, I'm keeping it because that there's a lot of porn.
05:31:39
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and I have so far left field from you when it comes to reddit because I'm like I'm watching I'm looking at Humans suck or you know oh no you like and that on tiktokk all day long fuck that shit Over asked yeah am I ever reacting it's like people. Oh, I love those. Oh my god. Oh
05:32:13
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watching on patrol live still this cop is conducting a search of a vehicle and there is one of those dragon tails that is like this fucking long just casually sitting on the passenger seat and the cops like continue he was looking overhead and he like looks over and he's like oh my god there's a check on reddit that makes those things disappear Yeah. and They're like, um ah they're like a three feet long dude. And I'm like, how's that? coming on your There's a chick.
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har
05:32:50
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They heard her husband, they got famous ish on TikTok by doing like goofy videos. But now she has an only fans. Um, and I do like the uh, it's wizard time and then he's like it's wizard time bingus bongus blah blah blah blah and some of the things that she has i'm just like You know that was medieval torture devices like they entailed people with those things. Oh, yeah. Oh, but there's there's stuff but but like the crazy thing about reddit is if you like
05:33:25
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Are you what you like? Subscribe? Yeah, right? But advice for anybody going on to Red, find what you like, subscribe to it, and never go off your homepage because i you will find shit that you don't, you can't unseat. Yeah, like I like i got a lot of, like I'm all over the place.
05:33:51
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Like the new thing that I've really been enjoying is, uh, tender and bumble, like crazy interactions from tender and bumble hilarious. The conversation that, that and the, uh, am I ever react either? They'll show like a tension between like friends or husband and wife or whatever. And it's like,
05:34:19
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um so My favorite, one of my favorite Tinder ah things is this, ah this guy, this woman had, all yeah same was her name was Faith. And the guy texted her and he says, has anybody done puns with your name? She's like, oh my God, all the time. And he and she she rattled off a couple of the ones that are famous. he's says He says, let me give it a try. I can i can beat them.
05:34:47
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And he, and he put in quotes in Mike Tyson voice, let me run my dick over your face.
05:34:56
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I almost died dude. Cause I totally didn't see it coming. Oh, there's something this especially that, that, and I always get like notifications for the, uh, am I ugly? And it's basically just a bunch of chicks, like,
05:35:15
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And it's like, you know, goddamn, while you're not, like, you know, goddamn, while you're not ugly. But you. How did Victoria itself get on here? Yeah. But then you start looking at the comments and they're like, only fans, girls or whatever. And I want so bad to have an account just like you go. Yeah, you're fucking busted. Like, like a busted can of Vixis, you ugly. No. Or like this. There's a chick on TikTok.
05:35:44
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And she does dad jokes. And she's sweet and cute and she doesn't do anything. But the comment section? Holy fuck. They're like, ha ha ha, this is funny. Come sit on my face and shit down my throat. And like, that's that's.
05:36:03
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That's mild. like Was that a comment you listened to? No, no, no. I don't comment on people's things. It's weird. But like she is the comment section of some of these is just like, holy shit. And I think, obviously, she's in on the joke because she doesn't block the comments. But there's never nothing like, ha ha, you're cute.
05:36:27
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Or, ha ha ha, that's funny. It's always pissed on my face, and it was like, what the fuck? But I think she's in on the joke, you know? It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can't remember her name off the top of my head. But she's always doing these weird dad jokes, and she's just the cutest little thing. But, you're like, zero malice. And, oh my god, it's...
05:36:53
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the You read the the comment section, you're just like, Jesus Christ. People are weird. Like, I would never want my, like, granted, I say a lot of weird shit on this show, but I i don't want my persona to be some weird comment of, like, shit down my throat and make it hurt. Yeah, I just feel like there's that voice.
05:37:18
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Like you had a bottle and a half of wine. Sit on my face and make it hurt. Sit shit in my eyeball. I'm going to buy this chick. She is, I think I follow her. She's just on my scrotum and makes me call you mommy. Wow, Jeff, you're weird. So that was the Thursday.
05:38:11
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Yeah. I'm alone a lot. That's going to be my excuse for everything. Every time my wife catches me doing something stupid, she's like, what the fuck? I'm alone a lot. That's life, baby. i This is what you signed up for. You win some, you lose some. What do you want me to say for myself?
05:38:36
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and but what this is do but fortunate for Fortunately, the weirdest thing Nikki's ever copie me doingy or seen me do was but any one of these podcasts. So it's not like she's never walked in. I'll be doing some weird shit.
05:38:53
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Because i want I want to hit her with the Tony Stark line so bad. Like I almost want to just start doing weird shit so I can be like, that's the worst thing you got me doing. You know what I mean?
05:39:06
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like right so Just start doing random weird shit around the house. Doing dishes make it or something and have a have the have the the the like but yeah sometimes people like will watch dishes in the sink and they Wash here and then they rinse and they have the towel to dry the stuff off as soon as I wash it Just like hanging on my day. Give me like what?
05:39:28
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is it normal it's not how you watch this my nobody's like My wife obviously does not like like like the show or watch it and Yeah, probably for good reason. But when I go to repeat something, he said, like, if I get done with the show and I'm i'm still laughing, she's like, what's so funny? I'm like, oh, Chris, and she's like, fuck that fat guy. I'm like, no, one it's funny. She's like, I don't want to know because you guys are gross. I'm like, you married me. Blocking the means they win. She's not in on the joke. It's not a joke.
05:40:04
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It's just a red pill and cells and cells have infiltrated and permeated the internet and they don't know how to talk to people. It's everywhere. will i play again I don't think, I think it's, it's like implied, I don't know how it started, but it's only on this chicks video. I think everybody kind of experiences it to a certain degree. Like I said, I've gotten some weird ass fucking comments or messages and I'm just like,
05:40:37
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but not goingnna respond to that not even going to acknowledge oh but i don't know but i don't understand is why it's her profile that everybody's like the I think I know her. I think I've seen her. She's getting a little blonde. and i And I think I think that in this in this instance, yes, people are disgusting on the Internet. I agree 100 fucking million times, 100 million percent. I agree. People are fucking disgusting and weird on the Internet. But I think in this instance, she's it is. Yeah, like it's it's it's part of her shit. You know what I mean? Yeah.
05:41:24
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Uh, but yeah, people are fucking dude. I agree 100% man. People are fucking weird on the internet man. When you, when you look at that chick's comment section, it's like, who can be the weirdest? You know what I mean? That's what I said. I think, I think in this instance, I think she, she is in on it to a certain degree, but yeah, like I said before.
05:41:52
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there similar out there motherfuckers on the i mean just
05:41:58
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I've seen it and and in other Tiktokers or YouTubers or or or other other you know people who are, quote ah I don't know if you want to call it influences or whatever.
05:42:13
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people sometimes people just put the weirdest shit on there just to try to get a reaction or just like people coming in here even tonight even tonight we had it happen in here tonight yeah we were doing this like people were putting some of the craziest shit in the chat and yeah they were just trying to get a reaction and you know we just like kind of laugh at it and and and go on i mean one dude was like are you guys doing your show from your mom's basement so i'm like oh i'm doing it from your mom's basement and then we moved on and then like They were trying to make jokes about us being gay. And what did I do? I just fucking ran, right? with yeah route roll They're like, Oh, well, that didn't go all the way as I thought.
05:42:53
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and completely darless There's a, there's a, uh, I can't, what's the guy that did the voice of the Indian dude from, um, Simpsons? Uh, what the hell is Azari? Uh, is it Dave Azari?
05:43:12
Speaker
Can't remember his name. Yeah. There's a video. There's a video of him walking it into a party, and it says the tagline, it's it's kind of like a video meme. And it says, why my wife doesn't take me places anymore. He says up there like, oh, we didn't think you're coming. He's like, sorry, we're late. I was busy banging your mom. And the guy's like, my mom's dead. He's like, well, that explains why I took her so long to come.
05:43:41
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a i think that was ah that was from ah from a It was like from a movie Yeah, it was like from a TV show or a movie or something like that. It was like when you but I saw it Yeah, I saw it. I was because he's standing next to some chick. That's famous and I fuck it. Yeah, so I Saw today and it's one of those things. It's like I need to find out what it's from Holy shit. I just found one of my favorite videos of all time
05:44:10
Speaker
in this video it goes back to uh... what's called uh... was that's was that website the world is this video goes back to e-bombs world taking a fucking wild shot at the dark with that one but okay Well, no, because like when when I had an internet cafe, when we, when my friends and I discovered e-bombs world, and it became my everyday thing because I would be at the internet cafe for, you know, six to 10 hours a day. So I would spend all day on the e-bombs world. And this video showed up in it.
05:44:57
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just I just opened up my TikTok and this video showed up and I was like, holy shit. And here it is. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. d d d d d
05:45:12
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do
05:45:15
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da d
05:45:34
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and never gets old. a very good He's like, Oh, Jesus. Yeah. You give society too much credit. We've evolved. If anything, I'm still a Yeah.
05:46:00
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for I'm ready today relates man. I'll be the family. I'm out of here. We will we will we Will talk to you in the new year Happy New Year happy Kwanzaa happy Chanukah Smoky Robinson said Chanukah put
05:46:38
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you and the fan
05:46:43
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that is ah that's like it's like that old- as jump scare video where it looks like a car commercial anyway not only Yeah, like an old ass like it's like a Volkswagen commercial or some shit that shows them driving through the the mountains and the twisty turning roads and then all of a sudden. um like oh Yeah.
05:47:06
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It still gets people, though. That's the thing. Like, it still gets people. Yeah. Well, the maze one does, too. Have you seen the maze one? where it's It's actually it's a website where you you your your mouse is a red dot, and you follow it around a maze. Try not to touch the sides. And then you go on to the next one, the next one. And then then when you get the final one, the maze will all start getting smaller and smaller, and you got to try not to touch the sides. And just as you get to where it's really close to get to the end, and people are like this,
05:47:38
Speaker
If this chick jumps out and scares the shit, I'm funny as thing. This motherfucker, he is like driving on the sidewalk. He's driving in the yard. He used to fuck this shit and drove into a fucking metal electrical pole. Now he's going to get out and run. He's like, nope, see you. Did you see the trailer for the new Happy Gilmore? I have. have a hand.
05:48:07
Speaker
It wasn't a bit long. What the fuck? It wasn't long enough, but it was and look it looks interesting. You know but shooter more. more. I love Helen. Yeah, because Eminem's supposed to be making a cover. There she is. Travis Kelsey is where he lives.
05:48:35
Speaker
the the hoops and daisy chicks on my tiktok right now. I'm alone. driver He plays a caddy. Yeah, I saw that. I hate Patrick Mahomes with a passion, but they were really good. Oh God, I hate Patrick Mahomes, quarterback. to But they were interviewing him Christmas day. they the The Chiefs and the Steelers played each other.
05:49:03
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on Netflix. And they were interviewing Patrick Mahomes and the girl that was doing the interview, or she she asked her, she was like, um, what do you think, uh, and coach Reed would want for, for Christmas. And and if you, you know, his, what do you think coach Reed's Christmas wish would be Patrick Mahomes was like, and he sounds like Kermit the frog when he talks anyways. I don't know. Uh,
05:49:32
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maybe a couple cheeseburgers, because Andy Reid's a fat ass. And they're like, it but what about Travis Kelsey? And he was like, probably acting less. yeah let's Because Travis Kelsey, and and I got it. He was great at that show, Grotessery. Grotessery. He was in that show. And he was great, man. I loved his character.
05:50:00
Speaker
But he's also in the new Happy Gilmore movie. right And I was like, oh, Patrick Mahoney's got jokes over here. Let's see how funny his jokes are when Coach Reed benches Benches his ass.
Fantasy Football & Network Engagement
05:50:14
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They're already in the playoffs, though. He probably won't play next week. He'll probably take the week off. Because they you know when you get close to the playoffs, if you're already locked in. Yeah, you want to save your good players, let them rest. yeah I want to get a manager. Yeah, exactly. so Makes sense. Yeah. I mean, it fucks up people's fantasy football, but what are you going to do? What the fuck? Dude, how do I go from being top dog in our fantasy fucking football league to battling for seventh goddamn place against a non-existent fucking team? What do you mean?
05:51:02
Speaker
I boned myself when we were in Pittsburgh. I told Derek, I said, ah, we played each other like right before the playoffs started the last game of the season. Derek and I played each other. I was like, I'll let you get the win. And we were in Pittsburgh, so I wasn't paying attention. And that win, because there was like, after I lost, I went to nine and five. Okay.
05:51:30
Speaker
And there was like five of us that were nine and five. So the playoffs were decided by points are accumulated throughout the season. so Okay. Uh, so I missed out the playoffs because I wasn't paying attention, played Derek last week at the constellation bracket. And I think I lost. Um, yeah, I lost. So now I'm battling the fucking Hammond acres for seventh place position.
05:51:59
Speaker
I went the way from the top to the fucking bottom and I had the best record all season long out of everybody. And now up at nine and five, I'm gonna i'm gonna fucking finish in seventh goddamn place this year. All because I was like, yeah, Derek, I'll let you get a win and not realize it because we've been out of that again.
05:52:25
Speaker
I was at a game and and not really paying that much attention to fantasy football because I'm like, Oh yeah, I should be in the playoffs. Uh, that I've boned myself. You're like, I got this in the bag. Oh, I thought I was going to get into the playoffs. I can bone myself all the way down to basically last place because the ham and acres team don't really count. I'm like, well, a good thing about that is next year I'll get the first pick. So.
05:52:54
Speaker
Yeah. know. Win-win. Win-lose. I know. Lose-win. Yeah. But next year, I'm hoping i'm hoping to get a 10 to 12 team. Yeah. Hopefully, next year, the the it'll be bigger. Yeah. and and And I'll remember to pay attention. And I want to, next year, I will. as ob Brian and I were talking about it the other day. Next year, at the end of the season, the winner will i'll have Nikki make like a hoodie or some shit or Right. You know, a couple of things and we'll we'll send it out to them for the for the win. And then I and then I want to get that Lombardi trophy replica, like I said, I'll have the name plates and I'll just have it and quote unquote studio. So it always be on screen behind us. Right. Trying to fucking ship it out and then get it back.
05:53:47
Speaker
and all of that mess well and whatnot. Well, depending on who who wins, what we can do, like once I get my 3D printers, out we can even 3D print. Because like the 3D print one, it costs like $4. And Electroplate, it costs another like $6. And they don't weigh shit. And... No, I can get one. There's a guy in town that makes them, and I can get one for like $20 or $15 or $20.
05:54:18
Speaker
that I mean, I can just keep it and where it's on. No, but what I was thinking is like, like, we'll have the one on display and then what we'll do is like, I can 3D print miniature ones to ship out to the winner each year. Oh, yeah. That way, like, if you went 10 years in a row and you got down, you know? Yeah, it'll definitely do something like that because I want to, I want to... Like many Oscars. I know, I know Blaze isn't a big football guy, but I'd like to try to get Blaze involved. I bet Wally would get involved.
05:54:48
Speaker
I would like to have all of but all of us network members involved, but then also you know be able to have six or seven teams from listeners or former guests or whatever the case may be. Right. It's driving me nuts. I can't find this chick and I can't remember her fucking name. I don't know. That chick that I was talking about with her comments,
05:55:17
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Yeah, like I said, I think I've come across.
05:55:21
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I'm sure you have. she's She's not a small creator. You know, she's got a whole bunch of and of videos, but it is finally about that time, buddy. I was go to see i was going to say I just seen that. I just noticed that myself. So mayor ah let's go ahead and wrap up tonight because it's been an interesting long night. We had a bunch of people watching earlier when Carlos was here. and started out by myself but you know what that is what it is at the end of the year uh thanks for everybody listening thanks for every watching uh i will probably get this up on the zencaster by the end of the weekend uh depending on what i think we're all i think we're all up to date everything i think we are like
05:56:13
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I think Blaze even uploaded, he he sent me a message last night or this morning that he uploaded a Friday nights episode, Friday, Thursday, and Friday nights episode too. yeah So this will be the only thing that's not up on Zencast or YouTube.
Closing Remarks & Gratitude
05:56:27
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By the way, everybody, since we're talking about it, bio.link slash nonsensical network, get the links to everything that we're talking about. And of course, don't forget to check out our merch or nonsensical dash nonsense.myspreadshop.com. And for the last time of the year, spread us on. you yeah
05:56:43
Speaker
i know you I know you love it. But yeah, thanks for everybody listening. Thanks for everybody that came up, Arliss. Thanks for ah but hooking a brother up and helping me out because I was here by myself. Because somebody was without bowling, because that's more important than fucking snow. Travel man, holidays, what are you hoping to do? Family time. Agreed, I get it. I'm alone a lot. What are you going to do?
05:57:07
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but But yeah, for the last time of the year, sir, you gotta say to the people. Thanks for listening. and Thanks for an awesome year. Appreciate you guys. And as always, be good. I'll be good at it, baby. That's all I got.
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