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We had our NFL fantasy football draft and random conversation this week
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Rumble Platform Verification & Streaming Delays
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Rumble's working.
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You're muted. Cool. Okay. Uh, so I didn't know how it was going to, it was going to, in order for somebody to chat, they have to have a verified account, which like when you sign up for Rumble, you have to verify your account in the first place. So, uh, and it, and it's, of course it does have, it looks like it does have a delay.
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Well, they all got delays, so I mean, there's that. But it is working, so that's good. Nice. See the comment coming up there.
Introduction & Upcoming Events
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What's going on, everybody? Happy Wednesday. Welcome, welcome. It is what the fuck news, ladies and gentlemen. It's not going to be your typical Wednesday night. What the fuck news? We are. ah a We have a guest that'll be coming back here in just a few minutes. um But we're also doing our podcast league.
00:03:47
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Uh, draft live tonight on the air. So, uh, and with that, you know, we're still going to try to have fun and we're not going to like bore you to death with a bunch of football stuff. Well, I'm going to try not to. I'm not going to say I'm already bored and confused.
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but i'm not going to be getting promised this We might have a few guests come up and join us. Uh, Brian might be coming up. Cam will probably be pulling up. I told Connor to come up, but Connor is probably falling into a well somewhere knowing him. And but um I might have scared him yesterday. Yeah, one of the other guys in the league, Mr. Derek Wayne Douglas might be coming on. He's a former guest of Glick's House of Music. um I did let him know. He said he wants to try to pop in tonight. So we'll see if he's able to make it.
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But nonetheless, we also got a little bit of an early start. Our draft kicks off in a half hour.
Live Podcast League Draft & Guest Appearances
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Unfortunately, I would have liked to have done this on a Sunday. But we had a couple of lollygaggers that waited until the last minute. And then we're like, hey, and I'm like, look, the draft is tonight. And I know you you guys got a show and you guys got an interview. So, yeah, that how yeah I would have added the extra. two ah Agreed. I would have added the extra two teams. It's just that they had plenty enough time to accept or decline and get their team set up and everything else. But nonetheless, uh, we are going to do our, uh, we're going to do our little showy show. If you will. Um, if you're new to us, welcome.
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We are a part of the nonsensical network. This is what the fuck news every Wednesday night. Basically do the news that makes you say what the fuck. I have some doozies even though we're not doing. We'll see how quickly we can get through the draft or maybe we'll get some news stories out there for you at the end of the day.
Follow Us on Social Media
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If we have time at the end, I got a whole brand new list of penis horror stories, Jeffrey. Yay.
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If you guys aren't already following the network, go ahead and check us out. We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X and TikTok. We do do shows live on Facebook, ah Facebook, YouTube, Twitch and now Rumble. We're going to check out the Rumble studios if we see if we like it and see what we think about it. um But we are
Merchandise Controversy & Humor
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there as well. And you can lead to raise your your camera cam because I don't need to start your balls all night.
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i'm gonna see My balls the news tonight's penis story is cam That's better all right, let me just tear your crotch all night But uh, yeah, so you guys could check us out everywhere at the nonsensical network or simply go to bio dot link slash nonsensical network you'll find all that stuff there and Apparently people people are upset that we have merch now. And they're and they're angry about it. um so Some delusional old man that doesn't know where he is half the time, was talking shit the past couple of days about we have merch. Hey, don't talk about yourself like that. Well, I was talking about Connor.
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za but uh no but we do we do have merch yeah we do have merch if you guys are interested we're not forcing anybody to buy it but it's there if you want to buy it i'm forcing people i'm i'm gonna hold you down and tickle the shit out of you if you don't cam's gonna cam's gonna be here next week and i'm locking him in a cage until he buys at least four hoodies and seven shirts wow i was only going to buy a one shirt so i guess i am getting locked up a mug yeah he wants a mug so
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but But, uh, yeah, all that stuff is on our bio link.
Shout-out to Dylan O'Byrne
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Uh, like I said, bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. It's all right down there scrolling at the bottom of your stream and you can check out all the shows. Um, real quick shout out to Dylan O'Byrne. Uh, my guest last night on Glick's house of music. Uh, we had some fun, had, had a fun conversation. That's kind of what I guess.
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upset the delusional old man that made him spend a half hour today talking shit about what we're doing over here, because we were talking about people not being genuine. And they had we were talking about musicians and broadcasters that do like fake
Authenticity in Content Creation
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dumb shit like giveaways. And if I get a thousand likes, I'll stick my finger in a blender. And it's just like in musicians who just let AI write their music and stuff for I don't know why he thought we were talking about him, but he got all butthurt on his show. I'll start here a second.
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grimes with ah Ron says go right in. Smart. fan Oh, yeah. Is that who it was? Yeah. cop Yeah.
00:09:08
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Nah, they're like, yo, what'd you do to piss this guy out? I'm like, I don't know. Breathe apparently. Tell the truth. Because that's what pisses people off is, is you start telling the truth about stuff and people are like, well, we weren't even talking about anybody in particular. We were just talking about disingenuine people and like people who, who are not like real artists or whatever, nothing. And most of it was musicians.
00:09:35
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I mean, I might've said that I don't, I'm not a big fan of people who hawks shit that they don't know anything about and try to make a dime off of it because I'm sorry. If I, if I mentioned something, I'm going to, you know, it's a product that I'm going to use and that I'm going to recommend for other people. I'm not just going to tell somebody to go get something that they never used before, but nonetheless, that's neither here. I will. I will all a hundred percent do that.
Technical Issues & Comedic Banter
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I know you will.
00:10:03
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You're a fucking car salesman and an ambulance. Try my, try my dusty spunk. It's amazing. wow she My football team relax there, Nicky. Hey, can y'all hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. Apparently every time my timer goes off and I'm cooking, so it's going to go off a few times. I'm sorry. It kicks me out. So just keep on bringing me back in. Oh, cause you're, you're. Hey, hold your phone sideways so we get a full view. Yeah. What? Turn your phone landscape. I knew that was confusing. You're not on TikTok, buddy. Turn it sideways. Put your phone like this. Put your phone like this. Vertical. There you go. Get it off your wiener. Yeah. Well, I'm going to have to position it that way. Hold on. There you go. There you go. Nope, nope. Come on. I know. Well, it's on my little stereo thing.
00:10:59
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It's the way I'm sitting, bro. it ain't want You're giving half of our audience freaking emotions to me now. There we go. Hey, you know what's working? A beer can. but Yeah, I've done that before. They work great. Improvising. Yeah, work. Sorry, guys. Yeah, so. Anywho.
Buckeye Axe Anniversary Event
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It's funny. um ah so I have us now for his problem. Yeah, but so we' ah we'll have we may have some people popping in throughout the night and we'll be doing our our draft which should be extremely entertaining about 30 minutes. Yeah. But before we do all that, well, she just disappeared. Well, actually before before. Huh? Yeah, while she's doing that. OK.
00:11:56
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I gotta get my earbuds so I can fucking hear I can't hear shit. I'm deaf. You got a sign language to me the whole show. No sign language is this and this is more.
00:12:13
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okay well Fuck you more. there There's the old, the old favorite. Can you hear this show? I turn it up. Um, no, uh, before we get too far too much farther in, I'm actually going to slide over. I'm going to actually get up. Um, for those of you guys who don't know, there's an event coming up this Saturday night. Um, basically you're putting your, you're kind of doing everything, aren't you? Yeah. yeah Um, where Nikki works. And for those of you guys who don't know, Nikki's my fiance. So I'm going to get out of the way and I'm going to let her tell you the goings on, because I've been fucking it up for three weeks now. So, and we're only a couple of days away. So I'm going to continue to fuck it up for the next couple of days. At least one person will tell you the right thing. Well, I keep wanting to call the place damn Buckeye battle acts. Yeah, no. Which should be a totally different,
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Bar, i yeah we get drunk and have ax fights. No. You get an ax and a shield. Oh, just saying. What happens at the end of the day, you know, what are you going to do? but When do we leave? I'm going to let Nikki jump in here and tell you guys about what's going on. You just want to go eat my dinner. No, I'm going to go take my bowl. Hi, Jeffrey. Hello, madam. How are you? Where's my sandwich? Um, probably. Why does that say they call me queso blanco? You are not white cheese. Yes, I am. I can. Okay. So, this is Saturday. This is what it looks like with a shaved beard, by the way.
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just ah the Saturday the one-year anniversary of Buckeye Axe throwing. I fell into the bartending position there like two months ago or so and it's been amazing. It's a brand new facility. They built everything themselves. They put a lot of time and effort into bringing this to Newark. I had made a comment about were they having an anniversary party and she said no. I said well you are now because I'm going to make it happen.
00:14:33
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As well, you should at the end of the day. I mean, it's it's a celebration. Any business that lasts more than a year is impressive. Right. So with that being said, um I have this little app on my calendar that tells me all kinds of national holidays, world holidays, insecure holidays, and things like that. And it is World Beard Day on September 7th.
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So we are having our first annual Buckeye X beard competition. Excellent. Doesn't matter what kind of facial hair you got going on. If you got whiskers on your face, you can you can enter. Oh, Cam can join. yeah He does. He's got a mustache. Good thing I have my I have my AirPods and I'm cooking. I heard that. I was like, yes, it's an opportunity. Yeah. Your porno stash might win, dude. I'm just saying.
00:15:31
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um It's basically just for bragging rights. We do have a couple of prizes lined up. I got my guys at the Mad Biking Beard Club beard club to donate some goodies for us to give away. We don't mention them. Shut up. um Judges, by popular opinion, I got yelled at. ah Chris asked me if he could enter originally. I said no, because he's my fiancee, then I wouldn't be able to vote.
00:15:59
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but you know the boss said yes so he he's in oh i see so you guys are bringing in a ringer i see yeah i don't see yeah we it is also i gotta think is it national beer lovers day on that day i believe that's what that's what uh click was saying it was this national beer lovers day as well Yes. So we are having specials on all of our beer, craft beer, draft beer, domestics, all the things will be on special all day long. Um, we have what we call the one three five bullseye contest at one o'clock, three o'clock and five o'clock. We will take the first six participants. You get one throw. They, you have to get a bullseye to win a prize. And that's how that works. Straightforward and easy.
00:16:50
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Yeah. I mean, no gimmicks, no nothing. For six people, if you don't get in that round, come back at three o'clock and throw your bullseye and win something fun. um I guess what there are some of the prizes just out of curiosity. I don't know. I was not large o lie i was not in charge of the prize the prize buying.
00:17:12
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Yes. I guess with picking the ass or anything like that. I mean, it could be arranged. It could definitely be arranged, there are going to be giveaways for groups of six that come into axe throw on Saturday, if you have six you get a free gift that I believe are our buckeye axe beer koozies because we have a we're going to go with a metric shit ton of those in a box up in the office. Nice. And then, of course.
00:17:49
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The and nonsensical nonsense open door challenge will be broadcast live from Buckeye acts Saturday starting at seven o'clock. I'm hoping it's Trey Axel hit click. but be are Um, I think we're putting him up in the balcony where the video games are, which is, yeah, we were, we were actually in lanes. I've already been told. yeah Well, uh,
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Well, is it like two weeks ago? Glick was at axe throwing and he was kind of scoping it out. That's actually a good spot because it kind of shows the overview of the entire location. Yes. And um the big games that are up there, they're all free. There's a whole bunch of different ones that, you know, people can go up there and check out.
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But Buckeye acts this Saturday. um We open at noon. We are open until midnight. Last reservations on the lanes at 11 o'clock. So when you reserve a lane, do you reserve it for how long? Either 55 minutes or 110 minutes.
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yeah So it's an hour or it's two hours, but that gives us time to tell you the do's and don'ts, explain all the games, explain how you keep score and things like that. So we have one hour and two hour reservations. Okay. Yes. yeah Yeah, it's a lot of fun. on um when i When I give my spiel to axe throwers that come in,
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I said, listen, I don't know how to do this. I've tried. I can never get my axe to stick. So it is my job to make sure your drinks stay full and you keep all 10 of your toes. Fair enough. Yeah. But I'm looking forward to it. We've put a lot of effort into it. Social media posts and things like that and reaching out to different sponsors, local, national, and to get some prizes and some giveaways. So I hope the community turns out for that.
00:19:56
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Amen to that. You know, like I said, the beauty of something like this is it's it's it's not just a bar. it's It's something to do. It's something to hang out with. And then on top of that, you meet new people. The great thing of a place like this is you might meet somebody that becomes your best friend.
00:20:14
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Everybody go say hi to Nick because it'll be fun. Just bother Nick. We had a family come in. Their daughter is 17. And the mom asks, can she come up here with her girlfriends? Absolutely. You only have to be 13 to throw. So it's a safe space for kids, too, if they want to come up and hang out with their friends.
Family-Friendly Venue & Digital Games
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OK, which is which is actually good. so so you could actually So people can actually bring out their families and you do a whole ah whole thing. Obviously, the 13 and up is fine. i mean We know tons of people that are 13 and up that, right you know, now do if let's say a group of 13 year olds come in, is that cool or do they have to have a parental? No, they don't have to have any parental supervision.
00:20:59
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Okay. Um, the well, the parent has to fill out the waiver for them. So they can't just like come up on their own. The parent has to fill out the waiver, but then, you know, mom and dad want to walk down the street to Buckeye winery and have some slushies or whatever while the kids are throwing axes. Then they can do that. So, so this could be, a this is not just a hangout for adults, everybody. This is a hangout for, for You know, the whole family, there's something for everybody. Like I said, if you have kids under 13, they can go up play video games while you're throwing axes. You know, as a parent, we all want to throw something at our kids. so Obviously, they can't stand on the lane, but you can go send them to play video games so you can put out some frustration on your axes. However, so listen, but let's talk about that for a minute, because this is the first axe place that I have ever been to where the games are digital.
00:21:52
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they are projected onto the board via a projector that sits up above the lanes. So you can switch back and forth. One of them is called Axe Photos. If you have a group of people, one person takes their phone, they get on the website, they enter the code. Everybody in the group sends pictures to their phone of person, place, or thing that they want to throw an axe at. So then when it's their turn,
00:22:20
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They're all over the board. I'm making a request right now. Anybody anybody that does a photo of Glick to throw axes at, I will personally give a shout out on all social media. I'm calling it now. so A couple weeks and i want video proof ah couple weeks ago, we had a corporate team building event in there.
00:22:47
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and the guy in charge that put it all together he wanted his picture up on all of the lanes for them to practice at and it was it was a lot of fun i think i'm going to change my dates for my trip so i can throw it at chris right i i'm gonna go this weekend flight just so i can throw it at his ass that's actually really cool but you yeah i mean the they roll You know, if you want to throw it in here. It's not just like bullseye targets. We've got. Right. Hello. We've got Duck Hunter. We've got Zombie Hunter. There's a game like Candy Crush. There's Wheel of Fortune. There's a concentration game. There's Tic Tac Toe. There's Connect Four. Wow. I'm glad you said concentration game because my first thought when you said concentration, I was like, whoa.
00:23:39
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I'm down. ah um like yeah know it's um One of those ones where it, you know, it flips the picture over and then you have to get the match and you have to remember where. i i like memory Like a memory game. I'm kind of cool. Yeah. So the beauty of this is it's not just throwing an ax at a target. You have correct multiple games you can play and, and you can even set it up to like, you could be on teams like yeah me and Nikki, girls, couples.
00:24:09
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yeah right Yeah, that's actually really cool. Yeah, you can definitely customize it that way. um It's up to six people per lane. It is $25 per person for one hour, $40 per person for two hours. And we have a full bar. It's not just a couple of drafts, a couple of cans. We've got all your liquors, all your cordials. like it's It's a full bar.
00:24:33
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We got some great cocktails that I have been fortunate enough to produce myself and learn from them too. so
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um Yeah, i that reminds me I have a bunch of ones I want to send to you so so there's gonna we're gonna We we talked a long time about the nonsensical nonsense drink of choice Yes, the cocktail.
Custom Experiences & Drinks
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Uh, I have a couple that I want to send you so that you know, uh now if if Let's say I were to come in and I said, hey Nikki, I'm here because nonsensical nonsense mentioned us uh, can I get a custom drink and give you the The ingredients and you make it. Yeah. Oh, everybody, don't bother Nikki, because it's going to be everybody, everything. I will send you a fucking drink book. Oh, I actually I just thought, well, I had him buy me a cocktail book when we were in Erie this past weekend. It is based around New Orleans. And there is my.
00:25:44
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Um, there's a blurb for each drink about why it's named, what it's named, and then there's different stuff about New Orleans in between all the drinks too. So I'm excited to read that. That's actually really cool. All right. I'm going to give you back to him. Understood. I'm gonna give you back to him. This is not my thing. I'm tired of talking. You're bored already.
00:26:10
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um know ah Real quick, before you go, what time does ever what time does everything start and give us the address? We open at noon. The first bullseye concert or contest starts at one. The beard competition, if you're there for it, we ask that you let us know that you're there by six. The competition starts at seven. um like He'll be doing a show from there, so it's an all-day thing.
00:26:39
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And what's what's the address? so And the address is 46 West Main Street in Newark, Ohio. All right. 56 West. Buckeye, Buckeye, Axe, Throwing, Sports Bar, and Games. Everybody's going to get a shield and an axe. What are you going to do? like Send a cartel to represent you? like You're writing it down like you can go.
00:27:08
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but No, I want to put it up in the I want to put it in the chat so that people can find it. Main Street, Newark, Ohio. So there we go. All right, you ready? You can have your seat back. I'm going to go watch Washington Black. OK, you're done. Thanks for talking to me, Jeff. You're welcome. I might make you a sandwich. Damn, I didn't even get a thank you.
00:27:35
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Thank you. I'm actually going to be there. So actually make me a sandwich.
00:27:44
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I'll tell you, she told me the other night, I just went out to the kitchen to get a kiss from her and she said, I have a night. So I was like, I was just. like you so Well, use that night. Hey, i'll I'll make my own sandwich. It's OK. No, you don't use that knife and make me a sandwich.
00:28:06
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No, so it was not everybody the in the chat is 46 West Main Street in Newark, Ohio. Go take a trip down to Ohio next this weekend.
Humorous Promotion & Sandwiches
00:28:18
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Go to the Buckeye axe throwing and and get a picture of Glick, put it up on the board and throw an axe at his face. It'll be awesome. I'm just saying that'll be hilarious. You're frozen. Oh, no, you're not. You were just sitting there.
00:28:36
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This it' would be funny. I think it'd be hilarious. I think it would be awesome. I think that would be really cool. throw Like said, you know, hit a What we can do is if anybody does.
00:28:57
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and I have to figure it out if we can do it. If anybody does hit the Squatch in the face, they get a promo code for our merch site. Well, they get a percentage off. I'm just saying. I don't know if we can, but if we could, that'd be awesome. We could do that. I can mention that to Nikki. Yeah. I'm just saying. You know, that way we can promote it because I want to see somebody throw an axe at you.
00:29:29
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That's pretty cool, though, that they it can project different things. Like, you know, you can play Last of the Mohegans if you want. You can be like Mike and recite that real big monologue. Right. like This is my favorite one liner. It's three pages. Throw an axe at it.
00:29:51
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I thought about that last night. Give us your favorite one liner. Four hours later. yeah
00:30:02
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No, but like I said,
Teen Participation & Technical Draft Issues
00:30:04
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I think that'll be fun. I think, uh, like I said, anybody in the Ohio area should totally go. I like the fact that they like, I never realized that you could go under 21. That's pretty cool.
00:30:21
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Uh, yeah, I, you know, I, I've never done it. Um, so yeah, I Nikki and I were whale.
00:30:33
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Might have ourselves are a little bit of a conundrum here. There we go. I was trying to log into fantasy football on my laptop. Ah. The the website, the website. I'm doing it on my phone. I just want. We still got 10 and a half minutes if we ever take.
00:31:02
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but draft As we speak yeah, it's saying 10 minutes 19 seconds. Yeah, we still have My first draft I last year most yeah, I'm in the draft is wait. What time is it? It is 714 Calm down page Jesus Christ. I'm losing track of time. I'm i'm cooking all this shit. and I hear y'all saying 10 minutes I thought it was 7 o'clock not 715 good No.
00:31:33
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about
00:31:39
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but like My internet is getting on my last fucking nerve. I was just going to say, your internet, well, not only that, you're seriously out of focus. Are you on your new camera? Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is. Because you're seriously zoomed in.
00:32:01
Speaker
I noticed that last yeah night. I was, I was thinking that last night. It was like super zoomed in for some reason. Yeah. It's like your camera can't keep up with the computer or your computer can't keep up with the camera. One of the two.
00:32:23
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um you Oh, Hey, got to throw up here.
00:32:32
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Stuck it business Not too bad shows off the mess behind me but yeah, well Yeah, we yeah we just got home from a very long weekend so we have not done laundry or don put laundry away know how that goes or anything I'd rather shoot myself on the floor um but went Five days, however long we were gone something like that Do you even remember jumping on the show on Saturday because you couldn't yeses a Glick I try to get just came up there come up but you came up at the end of the show on Saturday because you couldn't find the elevator and
00:33:28
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did It's not why I came up, but that's just what happened when I came up. You're like, where's the elevator? What the fuck are we supposed to know? the Fucking police was like the goddamn Cheyenne Motel, man.
00:33:45
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Is the camera better now? It's it's out of focus. ah Not completely. It's almost fuzzy. You know what I'm going to do before we start?
00:33:56
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Jesus, before we start to draft. So yeah, to your mom's picture. Oh my god. Not so funny now, is it? I'm actually going to reset my internet here real quick. I'm going to check off to your mom's address. Oh, wow. come Really? Listen here, cancel boy.
00:34:22
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Hey, I'm sober. I can't get us canceled sober. Oh, you'd be surprised. You would be surprised. I mean, we did have the controversial Steven Jarvis on our show. We almost got captured. Dude, I'm listening back to so many shows and I'm like, damn, he probably says he doesn't drink, but he sounds like a drunk. The shit he's saying. Right? He should have a target on his back. Jesus Christ. He should drink. Yeah, go ahead and reset your internet. Cam and I could chat. Hey, Glick, I'm sorry about that comment, by the way. I feel bad for saying that.
00:34:55
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too Well, yeah, now's the place to to apologize, buddy. Well, everybody's watching. For those who don't know, what was it you said, Kim? No, i don't. Shut up.
00:35:09
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that but Shut the fuck up. Dude, literally, out of left field, you were like, boom. And we were like, oh. And I like how a couple episodes later, like two episodes later, Glick's like, let's not have a repeat of Saturday night. Like, shut the fuck up, man. It's it's bridge it's water under bridge, man. Let it go. No, because because there's people on the internet that will never let it die. And unfortunately for you, buddy, I'm one of them. right Dude, I was so fucked up that night. i'm I'm like so apologetic. I feel so dumb. I remember the first 20 minutes. I don't even know how I got it in bed that night.
00:35:48
Speaker
I woke up at like seven o'clock and I was like, damn, I'm still fully clothed. like I went on the podcast because my girlfriend told me she was like, yeah, you went on the podcast. I was like, wait, what? Oh, wow. And then I listened back and I was like, no. Did I really say that? Yeah. Yeah, you did. You totally fucking did.
00:36:09
Speaker
But I was mixing like, I mean, I'm only like 130 pounds, but I was mixing beatbox. What's that got to do with the price of tea in China? I was mixing beatbox, buzz balls, and Smirnoff Smash. That was 11%, 15%, and 8%. And I was mixing it for like four hours. That sounds like excuses.
00:36:29
Speaker
And I don't drink nearly like I used to. No, I'm just saying, man, I was fucked up. I mean, I was just gone, honestly. Obviously. Not even honestly, obviously. You're like a Kodak commercial. yeah see You see your true colors. Yeah, shut the fuck up. I didn't hard R, bitch. And I even said that. I remember I said that. I was like, I didn't hard R. I don't do that. That's not the point. My best friend's black, OK, Jess?
00:36:58
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you're not allowed to stop. star Like the what you do in your own home is one thing. Uh no, I don't know. On the internet, it's the other. On the internet, man, you gotta be careful. Like, I might have to give out your address to people. Yeah. Let's see what happens. I might have to give out yours so the feds can come get you. Good luck with that.
00:37:29
Speaker
I had a piece of meat stuck in my tooth. Oh, it's driving me crazy.
00:37:35
Speaker
Oh, no. No, but but while we're waiting for this draft to start, this will be my first actual draft. The last time we did one, it auto drafted because I forgot. ah You don't know what you're doing. I have no fucking clue. Are you just going to don't tell me because honestly,
00:37:54
Speaker
I'm not telling you this to sabotage you. Glick glick
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00:37:57
Speaker
if you want to be honest would actually tell you. Don't just pick the top person that's projected because it's not always the position you need. What I learned last year is projections mean shit. Yeah and it's not always the position you might need in that round because every position is every round really calls for a different position but it doesn't tell you that. right um And every person that's projected does not mean anything. like You want to go for the sleepers, the one that you don't really expect. Well, like like last year, I had no clue what I was doing, um but I kind of had fun with it. Wow, your background is really loud there, Blake. Yeah, your mic is picking up everything.
00:38:42
Speaker
which all here Oh, Yeah, exactly. but like last year, I thought I did pretty good considering like I did ask for help a few times, but but after a while, I was like, I don't care. I was just kind of making it up as I go. I'm going to mute him since he's off camera because everybody's kind of loud back there. You might have to adjust your mic settings there. It's picking up. I'm going to be in and out since I'm using my phone for your draft. I'm sure you will too Jeff. Oh, I'll be here the whole time. i Oh yeah. You're on a computer, but
00:39:17
Speaker
I don't know where my Mac book is. I think my girlfriend's got in her car. That's always good. Only piece of equipment that costs money. Yeah. Oh, no. Of course. Click has first, you fucking bitch. How do you figure? It's gone because last year in it, winter picks first, the year and the year after. Now, usually it's done with with like NFL rules and stuff like that. But, um, but, uh, I think like I was telling him, I said, I don't know how it's going to, what it's going to look like this year from removing and adding teams. and Right. and like from scratch i I basically just went with, um, um, random orders.
00:40:13
Speaker
Well, like I said, we've got about a minute. um He's going to pick McCaffrey. and If he doesn't, I'll give you $20 cash app. I'll pick it right now so you can send to me money. Wait, are you first? I don't know. We'll find out in about a minute. I'm first. Derek's second. Yeah, you're eighth, Jeff. You're in last. Jeff, you're actually picking last, which is not a bad thing because you'll get two picks back to back.
00:40:41
Speaker
No, that shit can suck though. I had that on one of my other leagues. They kind of helped me in the end, but it does suck in the beginning. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I just picked random order because there was so much movement going on. um Oh, now I see it. There was so much. I already know I'm getting a being gone. Who you getting?
00:41:09
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ahri
00:41:13
Speaker
Well, I know no one else above me is probably listening I'm just kind of I'm going for so I should be good. Like it's your pick by the way We is starting Good kind of act like he's thinking about it watch Well, I was gonna say we could even share a screen So actually watch I was going to say if you want to share your screen. I'd do it, but I don't know. I don't even know what that is. Whatever, actually, my ass. No, I'm trying to. It is.
00:41:59
Speaker
So not anybody that's on the show's pick right now, but it's somebody's pick. Derek. Derek Wayne. I was hoping my brother would come up, but he's redesigning his house or something.
00:42:12
Speaker
Don't burn it down. Give the insurance money. He said, I want to redesign my health before you come. Why why the fuck doesn't it matter? I'm not important. Yeah, we know.
00:42:23
Speaker
ah You know, your camera's off, right? Yeah, I'm because I'm in the draft. Like I said, it's going to be awesome if I'm in the draft. OK, well, but whenever whenever I'm back up, I'll be going back up. That's fine.
00:42:39
Speaker
So he's got about 30 seconds and then it goes on to Brian. Well, even if they don't have it set on auto, they might not be in there and at that point, it will just autodri but and auto But in auto yeah. Because that's what it did for me last year because I completely forgot. Hey Glick, tell me beforehand, I know you won't be honest, but am I wrong for wanting Tyreek instead of CD? Like I don't trust CD, bro.
00:43:06
Speaker
I feel like you went away. I mean, either one of them. I know Tyreek with my, yeah, he was my security blanket one year. I remember that.
00:43:19
Speaker
It is Brian on the clock. There's going to be super boring and I don't want to even bore you guys with even more like football talk, but I figured why we were drafted, we could just kind of.
00:43:33
Speaker
Talk some shit behind his pick in with Jonathan Taylor. Oh, nice. Where is my? Damn it. I think he took the one I wanted. Screen share. No, there it is. I think this is the one that I want.
00:43:54
Speaker
No, no, no. Wow, your brother took a QB number one. What did he take?
00:44:02
Speaker
Yes, that's what I was who Oh Jalen hurts really you're not on um ah No, no, no, no that was somebody else Justin took CD Connor took Jalen I Don't know I Have an idea I'm gonna go QB has no idea what he's doing anyways That's okay. Neither do I. I mean, that makes sense. He just kind of locked again. Oh man, this ain't fair. He's going to get another fucking or running back now. Or by the receivers. Cause he don't have to run it back. Oh, look, I'm on the clock. kevin are you i lost guys you see No, I'm not looking. Who did you get?
00:44:54
Speaker
So because I'm going to go with there, and Jeff is on the clock. and because I had those um pocket two guys. Yeah, you got two back to back. I had those two guys back out last minute on me and we needed two people to to finish out the draft tonight and I was like fuck. I'm just going to create a scrub team and it's going to be an easy win for everybody who plays him this year. I just picked some running back from the Chargers. I have no idea what his name is. Schreiber Schrader. Oh, is that you under Jeff?
00:45:30
Speaker
Yeah, that would be me. I say, why is there two Jess? No, but there's four Jeff pick or three Jeff picks and using one under your name that says traitor. No, that's no, that's the Kager is mine. No, but it's saying Jay Hawk on my end. Like you're using his account. No, he's picking right now. You know, because I had back-to- back to back fixes. I'm umm i last pick.
00:45:59
Speaker
I don't know. I'm guessing here, boys. I'm so confused. Am I lagging or something? Maybe. Who's on the clock?
00:46:15
Speaker
Like you're on the clock. Yeah, no. Why is it OK? There we go. Let's go with.
00:46:30
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jacobobe johnson
00:46:34
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but
00:46:38
Speaker
Okay now it updated because I went to my I kicked my Wi-Fi and I went to my phone Now it's saying click which trader. Okay Yeah, so so I had it so because um, so why did you hog McCaffrey but you took a throw away for that one?
00:46:55
Speaker
beach Because that is a, but do I, do not speak English motherfucker. yeah no
00:47:05
Speaker
I said, I had to create a fill-in team because I had the two guys back um at the very last minute. been So i created I just created a second team.
00:47:21
Speaker
with my account and it's, and I'm, and I'm just going to be picking guys from the bottom of the list. So whoever plays said team will get easy victories.
00:47:34
Speaker
Damn, you're on the clock buddy. So I figured instead of being like, Oh, we're going to have to scrap the league this year because people couldn't make up their mind and, and, and get in there and and just get into the league.
00:47:51
Speaker
I said to hell with it and.
00:47:58
Speaker
And just created a face, you know, like a like a random ass squad that will just get annihilated by everybody this year. Except somehow managed to pull up a victory over Jeff and Brian. Brian's going down again this year. I'm gonna take his ass out. And Brian is actually on the clock, right?
00:48:21
Speaker
Yeah. Brian's of the clock. So did I repeat? Yeah. Yeah. I was per first pick this round too. No, I had to do this Sunday and I had to, and I had to help Nikki as well. Like how perfect at the same time. and I got another back to back.
00:48:55
Speaker
So, um, it's just like, tried she kept asking me questions. I was like, hold on a second. I'm looking for a player here real quick. It's just like, i I'm on the clock. I need your help right now.
00:49:12
Speaker
That's funny. I couldn't find a fucking QB the last round and now like I'm like Bora. I was like I don't get it. Don't get a quarterback first a round Jeff or second. Don't do anything like in six. This is okay, really? Yeah, Connors is being dumb. Oh, I have no idea what I'm doing. Don't get a QB yet. Honestly, like you can wait until the end. I mean, if you want a good quarterback like do it in the sixth round, but nobody still selects quarters until the fifth or sixth round or quarterback.
00:50:04
Speaker
Wait, I didn't know I was on the clock. Damn it. I'm on the clock. No. click is i ah You were told you were on the clock. So this thing must be lagging because it's saying I took Barkley but I didn't I wasn't in here.
00:50:21
Speaker
We told you you're in the club. I didn't hear it.
00:50:29
Speaker
Now I'm on the clock again. OK, yeah, why are they also at the quarterbacks? You know what? I'm going to have to do it because I don't want to not have a quarterback. That's what I was just thinking. I want to get one so I have one. I mean, most people don't and good can probably attest to that, but it seems like everybody's want to pick one soon so.
00:50:50
Speaker
Typically not. And that's what I told Dickey. I said, those people don't grab quarterbacks until like fourth round. And then in our league, uh, fucking, um, I can't remember who it was. They grabbed a quarterback. Second round, third second, second round, I think it was. I should have went with Bryce. Like I said, I would still can cancer.
00:51:16
Speaker
Yeah, I ain't gonna go with Bryce yet. I don't have them in any, I'm in, I'm in three leagues this year. I don't have them in any. My, so my scrub team is going with the quarterback next round.
00:51:29
Speaker
Your scrub team. Funny you say that my, my scrub league will be the one with, um, Kevin and then, cause you're the only one I really care about in that week. So I don't really care if I win, but since Justin's in this one, I want to win this one.
00:51:46
Speaker
that your money in by we that i I'm in one with my buddy, too. I think I said we to get your money in for that one. So outside of the random draft nonsense that we're doing here, this is kind of a bullshit show. It's a throwaway show, whatever. But um I know that. All right. You took Stroud? Not bad. I thought you don't like OSU, bro.
00:52:11
Speaker
Who? Wait, it says Glick. Why is it saying Glick? See, my phone's messing up. It's saying Glick took it, but then in the corner, it's saying that Justin took it. Homer, I was going to say just either Justin or... What does always shoe have to do with a caught with that with an NFL quarterback?
00:52:30
Speaker
I don't go to college at once in the NFL. I'm not that guy. I'm not beating my dick because somebody played at Michigan, you know, i right? I'm just messing with you. I know Ohio State fans do it. At the end of the day, the Ohio State fans are a weird breed of fans that think that Ohio State could go 0 and 12 and they will dance in the streets and tell everybody that Ohio State is the greatest team on the planet and that nobody can beat them. They're delusional, they're delusional batch of idiots. but but I don't know, man. I kind of feel like this league, I might do better just because there's only eight instead of 10. So there will be a little bit better pressure picks.
00:53:18
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e
00:53:22
Speaker
I'm sure you agree with that. if You probably feel the same way if you do decide to try.
00:53:31
Speaker
Who's on the clock? Jerk is on me. Dammit, I just had somebody. My son's gonna get home and I'm gonna be like, don't talk to me. I'm doing fantasy. Thank you. Victor Mayfield.
00:53:50
Speaker
Let's. I've heard the name. I've heard the name before. So I was like, that Oh, my God. He said Baker. and I wouldn't sleep on Baker. Did you see the season he had last year? Yeah. You see the season he had at Carolina. Well, that was yeah when he went to Carolina from Cleveland and then he went to. L.A. Yeah. Who is he with this year?
00:54:19
Speaker
Is he still with Tampa? Yeah, he signed himself a nice little. ah Nice little deal with ah Tampa. I didn't know that. I remember when I took Baker like first or second pick one year. Just to piss you off and then I fucked myself.
00:54:53
Speaker
Is Justin on the clock? um Now it's Connor Connor Connor, okay, like I said, I'm watching my phones. you just Oh Man, he took Marvin Harrison Damon. I had him in my fucking queue Now I'm looking at by weeks
00:55:13
Speaker
That's another thing, Jeff. Pay attention to buy leaks, bro. Yeah, I see that. I just noticed that. Aw, man. They've all got the same buy week, all the same people I want.
00:55:24
Speaker
a Literally, week six and week 12, they all have the same buy week. Fuck.
00:55:43
Speaker
Well, I got my next pick. I just have to wait until it's my turn.
00:55:50
Speaker
I'm going after names I know. Not names I know. Names I hear you guys fucking say it. I'm like, that's a good one. We'll go with that. I'm just trying to help you out, honestly. I mean, I know you don't know. No, honestly, I'm just hoping I make sure I fill my fucking team.
00:56:07
Speaker
I just can't screw myself with bye weeks. I don't want this guy, but he's the only one without that bye weeks. I, I, I don't think I would be weary of, of who got Nuka this year. Cause I think he had that, that, that freshman play there, Lopez, he might fall off a little bit this year. Are you talking about Nakua? I had, and I had him in my, um, I think my draft would you guys, would you and Kevin, and and but that was on auto still.
00:56:38
Speaker
I think Pickens will be a solid pickup this year with Russ behind center. Even if something happens and Russ is out. um
00:56:50
Speaker
Justin Fields will be a good. And I think at this point Pickens is going to be a number one. I'll take that. The champ picks.
00:57:06
Speaker
Who we got in the wide receiver pool?
00:57:10
Speaker
move
00:57:13
Speaker
Yeah, you know what? Big Armstrong to to digs all season. I'll take that. Would you say? Step on digs. What up, Brian? You can never go wrong with digs.
00:57:35
Speaker
I don't care what anybody says. Some people sleep on them, but. Well, last year he wasn't. Last year he wasn't getting the ball at all. You know, it was like. He saw that when he does. Yeah. And.
00:58:03
Speaker
So trans. See, that's the other thing. but You guys think about that, but... Can y'all let me know when I'm like a pick away? Well, you're on the clock there, Pedro. I'm on the clock. Fuck. Yeah, you got about 40 seconds.
00:58:35
Speaker
All right, I'm back. All right. Let's see. I need a wide receiver. Oh, man. I'll take them.
00:58:50
Speaker
Connor. Justin's on the clock. Connor went quick. He had one lined up, man.
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00:58:59
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Connor's paying attention.
00:59:04
Speaker
I'm paying attention to that doesn't mean I know I'm on the clock or not. ge I know I still got like Glick's got one more before me. Yeah, I can't. yeah not look You're on. you're You're making all this big chicken and biscuits and shit.
00:59:23
Speaker
OK, I had it here. Where the fuck did I put it?
00:59:30
Speaker
I've heard that name before. So, uh, I'm curious to see Jeff's team when we're done. I haven't paid attention. You know, Jeff, Jeff will say, Oh, you know, I auto drafted last year, blah, blah, blah, blah. I did. Uh, his tea. I mean, he worked on it. No, no, no, no. It's not that good. Don't give him that much credit. No, don't give me any credit.
00:59:58
Speaker
He came in like what, ninth place in the league and he had five or six wins last year. So yeah, I beat the pants on Brian.
01:00:12
Speaker
I'll never let him live it down either. If I beat him again this year, Oh my God, I'm gonna go get me a championship belt. Cameron, you're on the clock.
01:00:27
Speaker
Yeah, you're on the podcast cam for about a minute. You got about a minute.
01:00:35
Speaker
No, I got to pay attention. All right. There we go. I just put a whole bunch of random ass players in the queue for, for that, that other team there. And way it'll go into auto pick and it'll just be like, fuck it auto pick it up.
01:00:58
Speaker
What's the little red cue mean? Questionable. It means they're, quote unquote, hurt. They might not be able to play, right? Yeah. I need a kicker. Well, they're just going to kill. Somebody i already got them. They got a boo-boo.
01:01:15
Speaker
Boo-boos all the time. You don't see me, bitches. We'll go ahead and snag a kiddo.
01:01:28
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no and okay
01:01:37
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right no
01:01:44
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so No. Yeah, I got faith in my man. I got faith in my man. This is going to be a rebound year for Cooper cup. I'm calling it right now, boys. It's a comeback. trap cooper Yeah, he had a little bit of an offseason last year, but I'm calling. I'm calling to come back this year. Come back him one year in the building. He didn't. He didn't do too bad, but. You've never had him. No, I said you never had him. This is the first. one is i think Two years ago, what's what's going on? Danny Fenn's fan. This is the first year.
01:02:21
Speaker
that I didn't get him in our league because I usually always have Cooper cup and Adam feeler and feeling, and Matt always teases me with my all white wide receivers, well but they're solid because they're racking up points every, every Sunday. I'm feeling, you know, I'm a little worried about him this year. I think he's he's getting older. He's getting up there in age.
01:02:49
Speaker
I think we're going to, you know, I still got faith in my guy right here. Who's your guy? You're on the clock. I don't know. Sorry. I read it wrong. He's still a panther at heart. Damn, everybody's scared of Alvin ca tomorrow. Remember once upon a time cam when he would be like one of the first running backs to go? Yeah, dude. I gotta figure out what I need after this round.
01:03:19
Speaker
I can't wait until. Why is why am we not? Why are we not out of? OK. Because you have to actually go into the queue and pick one. Yeah, I see that now. OK, because I did that myself. I thought it would work and I didn't. OK, so this depends off the board.
01:03:48
Speaker
Wow, I didn't realize he was an eagle. Um, I need a white, I need a round back. I played a championship belt league and I picked number 10 of 12. My first six picks Brown, Wilson, James, James cook.
01:04:06
Speaker
running three and Not bad, man. I mean, not great, but not bad considering where you were picking at.
01:04:18
Speaker
I wouldn't be mad at that. Well, that's a little number that one Andy Dalton off the board. back What's DST? This is, this is just mainly just for kind of shits and grins. We don't take this too seriously not even remotely.
01:04:47
Speaker
It's more about us. It just gives us more of a reason to talk shit to each other at the end of the day. quite i would love to be here What's D slash ST? What the hell is that? That's your, that's your defense special teams. You can get them late. Okay. Cause that's what I'm missing. that's nice I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be mad at getting Wilson and and Brown at the same time. Everybody keeps talking up, man. Everybody keeps talking them up. Um,
01:05:19
Speaker
What I mean? Everybody's talking up the Jets this year, man. They're really hyping him up like crazy, and that's just I'm just not buying into it yet, but. Wilson is a hell of a grab to get. And I wouldn't be mad at Saint Brown either. The Detroit is going to be. On a mission this year. Yeah, like I said, these these guys.
01:05:52
Speaker
Most of the guys at the league don't know much about football at all. They're just playing just to play. I wasn't even going to be part of the family. Yeah. I wasn't even going to do this league this year. Then I think it got brought up on one of the shows and I was like, yeah, what the hell ever I'll do it. It just goes. I didn't have a choice. You're a co-creator of the, of the damn network, bro. You have to be involved.
01:06:19
Speaker
Just like if you did something car related like this, I would reluctantly have to be there. That's what we need to do it. Fantasy drag racing. Uh, I don't like that guy's shiny car. I want him. Yeah. It's Bernie. It should be in a win. I'm sure there is something like that. If I play around here long enough on ESPN.
01:06:50
Speaker
Yeah, we'll go ahead and take King Kade. Yeah. Damn it, I got two back to backs again. Fuck. Yeah, you're going to have two back to backs. It's a snake. It's a snake draft. So the last person to pick gets they get first and last or last and first, whatever, however you want to say it. Yeah.
01:07:12
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a
01:07:16
Speaker
How many fucking rounds is this? Take Swift off the board, 27.
01:07:23
Speaker
it just just so What if I fight him? Cam, you're on the clock. Oh, he's muted. Oh, I picked. Joe Burrow. Nice. I know that name. I do need to get a backup quarterback, don't I?
01:07:46
Speaker
I have a publisher I have two backups and quarterbacks. I think so far I've checked my draft or my roster.
01:07:55
Speaker
Um, I've got moms backup. Now, like I said, i would I would love to spend time chatting about football and chatting about the NFL and chatting about players and picks and stuff like that. But I could say it and Jeff would look at me like I was speaking Chinese.
01:08:15
Speaker
Oh, hundred ah I think I do think on Sundays, Cam and I were talking about it. So for those of you guys that want like actual football talk, and I do apologize to our normal fans on Wednesday nights, uh, that we're doing this. And I know it's incredibly boring, but it is what it is at the end of the day. Um, makes it more exciting for me. Cause I was going to just let it auto drive. Cause I was going to get bored. Yeah. I was like, I don't fucking care.
01:08:43
Speaker
Yeah. We'll take that guy. oh ah But on Sundays, I don't know if it'll be morning time or evening time. Probably not too late on Sunday evenings. Cam and I might be doing a show where we're going to talk some college football, some NFL, and some fantasy football. And then anybody else who wants to come up and hang out with us is more than welcome to join the show as well. I'll probably try to get Brian to come up some. You're on the clock, sir. While you're talking.
01:09:14
Speaker
So I just need backups now. I'm off the clock. Okay. Let's see, I need... So if you guys are into the football talk and the conversation, then tune in on Sundays and and we'll figure out, it it'll either be before, it'll either be before the early game kickoffs or after, or like,
01:09:40
Speaker
before the, uh, like after the, uh, late afternoon kickoffs or games, not kickoffs, but games. So, but like games, eclipse it guy. I'm a Michigan guy. Uh, when it comes to college, when it's, uh, you know, football NFL, I'm a Browns fan. Cam's a, Cam's a Panthers fan. Um, and, uh,
01:10:07
Speaker
We are, Cam and I are in a pay league together. We've got a league that's on our fourth season together, all of us. So, uh, you know, we'll, we'll be able to talk some fantasy football, injuries and, and, and, and all that, all that good stuff, all that fun jizzazz.
01:10:28
Speaker
So, wait, who's that? Okay. Yeah. i thought it was Somebody I knew oh I was reading, I saw, I saw a guy's name and I was like, do I know that name? I know his last name, but it's not the person I thought it was. Now, Jeff, this week, just so you know, there's a game tomorrow night. So you have to set your roster up and then there's a game.
01:10:57
Speaker
I'm going to go ahead and take Brock off the board for a backup QB. I got three running bags. I know that name. Brock Birdie. He's Birdie.
01:11:13
Speaker
I'd like to know who the motherfuckers are taking defenses already. That would be me. What defense did you take? Oh no, I'm actually no i'm doing it. I took Brown's defense.
01:11:27
Speaker
Yeah, I'll be flexing my muscle as the commissioner and taking the Browns defense away from you can actually i have two defenses. I just got to pick the one I want. And I think I'm going to go with the one I have here. Yeah, they were solid last year. I'll skip them up based on the projections. It seems solid, but they got nine by weeks. but yeah push it out No, they don't have nine by weeks.
01:11:57
Speaker
they have a biweek one night and i was gonna insane They haven't even been paying attention to the bi-weeks. Hopefully it doesn't fuck me too hard. Sometimes I don't pay attention. That's what I'm worried about because I wasn't just paying attention to them until just like just now. Yeah. But they've they're all double digits so far. So I won't have to worry about it for 10 weeks. One more.
01:12:27
Speaker
You do do do do. I've run out of names that I know. Cameron, you took the 49ers defense. No wait, Connor took 49ers defense. Hard. I'm taking defense system.
01:12:46
Speaker
What the hell is Cannon? Oh, he just got the back. Oh no, he's he's at the back. No, i was and i was looking I was looking at the board. so so went from the volunteer laptop That's and that's the other reason I tell people all the time don't be a fucking homer These guys that are like homers and shit and they'll pick like oh my favorite team is The Minnesota Vikings and then they pick all players from the Viking And what do they do on the fucking bi-week They fucking eat shit is what they do
01:13:24
Speaker
That is they're giving up players that they don't want to give up because they're trying to return to cover ass.
01:13:35
Speaker
justing I'm going to go. Yeah, I'm going to go with the defense here. If he doesn't take it, which I don't think he will, but I'm about to make your woman happy, sir.
01:13:51
Speaker
Does BE on the roster? What the hell are you talking about, Connor?
01:13:59
Speaker
Oh, I looked at the chat. Breaking and entering? All right. I'm going to go with the Steelers defense just because it's funny. ah And I need, I'm going to go with the running back.
01:14:20
Speaker
There we go.
01:14:25
Speaker
Okay, so what do I need now? I have every, I have every position filled, I just need backups. I have a kicker. I don't think I'm gonna need be another kicker. Well, not until week five. Shit. Oh, the bye week's gonna fuck me. What is that? So I need another grindback.
01:14:51
Speaker
What are they sitting here talking about? Oh, Jesus.
01:15:09
Speaker
Oh, that'll be funny. um
01:15:22
Speaker
What the hell's all the running backs? There's one.
01:15:28
Speaker
He's the question. Jesus. They're getting slim boys. You uh you having some issues over there? each No, I'm just like I'm looking at projected numbers and I'm like, wow, I was getting into single or double digits here. Jesus. Then I realized I was at the bottom of the **** screen.
01:15:51
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yeah
01:15:54
Speaker
Oh my God. No, that's, that's, that's the thing, you know, and that's, I try to say all the time, man, like the perfect league in my, the first league in my opinion is, um, is like 10 teams. Cause if you go any more than 10 teams, by the time you get this late, you're just literally just picking a whole bucket and praying yeah you're running auto track at that point.
01:16:23
Speaker
Table scratch. My dumbass got two quarterbacks that both have by week 12. That's nice. I just told everybody don't be a Homer and I just my last two picks was a Mari Cooper from Cleveland and David and Joker from Cleveland. Big body, good hands and move makers, but I'll slide him into a flex position and we all know a Mari Cooper went off last year and David and Joker went off last year too so.
01:16:54
Speaker
I like my tight end, my tight end room. Kittle, Kincaid, and then Joku. King and Joku. I'm just picking backups at this point. I've got everybody. I've really reached this build, but I'm going to take trade offers.
01:17:14
Speaker
Yeah, it's a little bit early in the season to start trading.
01:17:19
Speaker
Just so everybody knows it's in the league here in about a week or so. may Maybe after this weekend ah Garrett Wilson will be sliding into free agency because I didn't mean to pick him up on the scrub team. So keep an eye out and first come first serve. You know, it's funny I was I was looking at somebody and I and I've heard the name a couple hundred times.
01:17:47
Speaker
over the past couple months. And I just found him. And if you don't pick him, I'm taking him in the next round on this. Yeah, I'm just I'm addicted to Sean Watson taking. Yeah, I played the guys played 12 games in the last 34 games. But that just means do that just means he's do. Oh, no, he played good in those 12 games that he's played in two years. He's played good. But I mean, I've got I've got Dak Prescott and Brock Purdy, so I'm not i'm not too upset. Well, I got him on backup. It's not like I'm going to use him, but you know. Hey man, I pay attention to if he's healthy and he's throwing bombs this year because za Cleveland has. Here's the thing. You being a Cleveland fan, I'll get the first updates because you're watching the fucking game, so I don't have to fucking do shit except to listen to your guys. That way I can stack my team.
01:18:49
Speaker
Cleveland's got weapons, man. They've got, like I said, they've got in joker. Why did you get trask?
01:18:58
Speaker
Oh my God, Jeff, please. Help me with this one. What are you talking about? He's talking about my scrub team. Well, apparently you are trying to make them screw up. It's fuck looks hot two teams. It's got two teams. One of these guys.
01:19:15
Speaker
aye because we didn't have enough players. So he, he built a team just to, so we can all beat the shit out of it. So he's got to look at my, look at, look at that roster. Look at that roster on that team. Yeah. Like I said, like I said, I found out last minute literally, and I tried to get a team to fill in and I couldn't. So I just was like, screw it. I'm not going to not do the lead. I've already put in this much fucking work. So I'm going to build one that is going to be a locked in win for anybody who plays them. Yeah.
01:19:47
Speaker
When do we find out who we played this week? Uh, it'll be, uh, it should be already up, but it'll definitely 100% be up when, um, I thought, yeah, I thought we we saw already. I thought we talked about that. I just don't remember who I want.
01:20:10
Speaker
Oh, you know what? I need a goddamn kicker. I don't think I've drafted a kicker yet. I mean, yeah, that's the one thing I've been checking. I was like, I got everybody, right?
01:20:22
Speaker
I have my entire team filled out. I just need two more. Oh, what's in C still on the fucking board? Who's that? Shooter McGavin. Okay. Kicker for Cincinnati McPherson. Okay.
01:20:39
Speaker
Homeboy's got a fucking leg on him for days. Oh, let's go with, uh,
01:20:55
Speaker
today mean Smith. in giba if Yeah, that guy. Yeah. I don't know. I shouldn't have drafted him. He be played at Ohio state.
01:21:08
Speaker
know I love how people think that actually matters where they played. Kim, who's your guys rival? Who's your good? South Carolina is your big rival, right? Clemson. Yeah. Yeah. look For us, it's ohio it like thats the. Yeah, like that's the rival is is South Carolina, right? Yeah. Because I mean, like we got rivalries with Notre Dame and dude, I think that that Michigan State will be good, bro.
01:21:38
Speaker
I think Michigan is going to get their dicks knocked in the dirt. They're saying in Texas by seven. So I mean, it'll be good. I won't watch. is that long I mean, they got that on their side. Everybody's yeah. Everybody's going off of last week's game play. And I'm like Fresno, not or whatever the hell team, it was not a team that supposed to be terrible in their conference this year or whatever. Get me on the clock, by the way.
01:22:10
Speaker
come bro but yeah But, um, we should get lost man. We lost like 22, 23 players in the draft. We got new coach, nothing against more. I love more. I'm glad that they gave him the job at the end of the day.
01:22:30
Speaker
But, um, they still have goddamn Josh Gordon available in the NFL draft. I'm drafting him. Okay. He ain't played in like six years. ah Justin Texan was like, why is Glick choosing free agents?
01:22:52
Speaker
and that he silver years It's all part of my master plan. Cause I don't want to get there. I don't want anybody to go, whole gli Oh, Glick, you got two teams. You got two teams. Oh yeah, exactly.
01:23:11
Speaker
Which is what happened last year. Well, the only reason I had two teams last year was because golf was like, oh no, I have two teams. So I actually built that team up to make sure. Uh, and I, and I did, I, I shit all over golf. That's why I tried telling him. I was like, it's funny when you're in a, uh, when you're in a, in an actual league that actually drafts and their players are allowed to actually draft and it's not ran by a commissioner, how bad you really play golf.
01:23:40
Speaker
There it is. So I have a full roster now. Yeah. Cause he's, he's won Tony's league the last two years.
01:23:50
Speaker
Can I, can I categorically say I would dominate in that. Oh, I don't know about dominate because there's a couple of guys that actually play, but I think he would be a contender. I'd be a contender. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I think he would be.
01:24:20
Speaker
So now I can see here, let's check the board.
01:24:29
Speaker
my
01:24:32
Speaker
What? OK, well then don't ask me questions. What? No, I'm just smoking crack, that's all.
01:24:44
Speaker
She came over and she's looking at my screen. I was like, what do you want? I'm about to pick. I just took McCaffrey's little brother. but ah Nice. He's not going to do shit, but he's a rookie. So we'll see. He's going to be like fifth on the fucking death chart. Nice.
01:25:22
Speaker
So, okay, so week six is when I first have to worry about switching shit up a lot. Not week five. Well, he's back up.
01:25:48
Speaker
Take Robinson out of Washington.
01:25:58
Speaker
So. wow fuck
01:26:26
Speaker
Oh Jeffrey Yeah week one Starting tomorrow night. Let the ass whooping commence my friend Oh, it's gonna be close 57 43
01:26:52
Speaker
I'm projected to come in first and both of my lead. So let's fucking go. But you have one guy that's questionable. So he might. just believe one Yeah, that's that don't they they don't mean anything. I mean, what I mean, honestly, and Glick knows he doesn't play i my projections don't mean shit either. Oh, I know. I learned that very quickly last year. um But I mean, I do think I have a good team. I think that eight the eight teams really helped me.
01:27:22
Speaker
And I actually know what I'm going. The McCaffrey was just throw away. but my My scrub team is projected to get 36 points against Connor this week. jesus cries like You should have it easy there, buddy. Yeah. Well, that's our, that's our, that's our draft, man. We're ready to, we're locked in. We're ready to go. We're ready to, uh,
01:27:50
Speaker
Ready to play some some fantasy booze ball, ladies and gentlemen.
01:28:00
Speaker
I'm ready to come for my title as the champ. What baby? All right, let me mute you all because I've got three conversations. Don't fucking what baby me, you bitch. like Oh, man.
01:28:19
Speaker
Now I just gotta and remember how to move stuff around. I gotta remember how to actually do it.
01:28:27
Speaker
you two do Connor said, how'd I do? You think I was paying attention? Connor's projected to come in fourth. Oh, we can see. thirty Well, Jeff, you're not projected to come in dead last.
01:28:48
Speaker
I was going to say, na I'm not mad at it. There's one up from last year. good So like I said, uh, you guys, the draft is over. Sorry for such a dick for that. He's almost projected to come in last. You dick. Well, it's not like he did it on purpose. It was literally, he was grabbing shit players the entire time.
01:29:11
Speaker
No, I said he's not projected. I was celebrating him. i right da I wasn't trying to be a dick. The guy doesn't know what he's doing. It's his second season and he knows nothing about football. Like I said, I don't want to play. I just don't, I don't know any any player. He got five wins last season, which was five more than either one of us thought he would get. And he did beat me and and in the final week of this ah the season.
01:29:43
Speaker
Not in the championship game, but.
01:29:49
Speaker
I was I was in the championship game with one of the one of the listeners that joined us last year and I I was like, yeah, we'll go ahead and bench a couple guys and. I'll be a generous. A giver, if you will. And.
Player Statuses & Flex Role
01:30:06
Speaker
Set this set this championship out. Yeah, that's what they all say.
01:30:15
Speaker
I did my job last year. I kept golf talk out of the championship or out of the playoffs. thought better
01:30:26
Speaker
um Yeah, so make sure you guys check everything tomorrow, because just in case you have any players playing tomorrow that may or may not be playing, maybe hurt, maybe. They stubbed their little tosy woesies.
01:30:44
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I'm checking now. I want to check my buy weeks too. cause I don't know. I don't have it. I can buy right now. Hey Cameron, I'm going to bench Christian McCaffrey all season. yeah There you go. You know how mad Cameron would be if I didn't play him at all this season. Christian McCaffrey is like the number one overall traffic in everybody's leagues this year. He has been the last couple of years.
01:31:13
Speaker
I was talking to Cameron earlier and I told him, I said, look, man, you know, I'm going to pick him. I've been, I've been drafting in fantasy football since he came into the NFL. I've had all the lows with the guys because early in his career, he was very injury prone. I said, at this point in time, I deserve to have Christian McCaffrey. No questions asked. Cause I've, I've ridden that train with him since he started playing in the NFL.
01:31:39
Speaker
yeah I just need to adjust my roster. umm I just upped my projection to 111, so I think I'm good. I still not, according to projection, I'm still 46% chance I'm gonna lose, but it's better than it was. I wonder if I can make mine any better against Connor. That's what I was sitting here trying to do, see if I can increase my roster, make it better.
01:32:09
Speaker
I think i'm done but I'm going to go into free agency and get some players that might actually play. And that aren't all free agents. I just went down to the bottom because I queued all my picks, but I'm still going to get like third four stringers, third, you know, second string or third string players. I didn't do better. I'm up to one 14 projection. Holy shit. I got who can Nuka in Garrett Wilson on that team.
01:32:37
Speaker
no
01:32:41
Speaker
Hmm, what's the flex? What is that? I like so so your fle ah reasonable So your flex player can either be a running back a wide receiver or a tight end some leagues it can be a quarterback um So it's just an extra player to get your points okay that's what i thought Because the defense special teams so like defense is gonna get you points from sacks fumble recoveries interceptions touchdowns special teams will get you a points for touchdowns, fumbles, you know, whatever. But, uh, the flex player is just an additional player to throw in there and, and get you some, some extra points. Um, usually dependent upon what you have on your bench. I mean, that flex player can, uh, can make or break a game at the end of the day. So.
01:33:36
Speaker
so
01:33:41
Speaker
It's really messing me up. Like if I change out, like I could, I don't know if I want to do it, but I can put Patrick Mahomes as my flex player. No, I can't. Who was it? Who was I looking at? I had somebody up here and I was like, I don't know if they're actually going to play. Yeah. He couldn't put Patrick Mahomes in there. No, but like right now I'm projecting 113, which is better than the 100 that it was at.
01:34:10
Speaker
I think that's as far as I can go because I don't have the one defense And you know remember like that like I told you last year okay cool chats do come up Okay cool cool ah You know defenses and kickers are interchangeable week to week depending upon you know yeah got like one of the Yeah, if you've got a top tier defense like Dallas Cleveland Niners Baltimore Probably don't want to be interchanging them too much. But if you got like a lower tier defense Look at the matchups like say any defense is playing against the Carolina Panthers this year You could you could some you could sub them in This week I have the Steelers defense
Upcoming Matches & Strategies
01:35:00
Speaker
I Got the Steelers defense this week Yeah
01:35:05
Speaker
I can't remember who they're playing this week.
01:35:11
Speaker
But, um, kickers are the same way. I mean, unless you, again, unless you get like one of the top guys or some shit like that, I do that a lot. I interchange defenses and usually I'll use like a lower tier guy that's on my bench for free agents to swap out defenses or some shit like that.
01:35:35
Speaker
But, uh, yeah, like I said, starting tomorrow night, man, first game is, uh, well, so if we look at the, uh, the old, uh, schedule here, I get you this week when I have the scrubly or scrub team.
01:36:02
Speaker
Then I get Justin, Brian, Connor, Cam, Derek. Oh, I pray Brian, Brian, week three. That's, that's the one I'm waiting for. Week three, I play Brian.
01:36:15
Speaker
yeah You manifested this rivalry with Brian right off the board. But what's funny is like, good like Brian and I spoke for an hour, like hour yesterday talking about just bullshit.
01:36:31
Speaker
And we didn't even bring up football. I don't play him for,
01:36:40
Speaker
I just play him once. You should play him twice. We should play every everybody twice. No, in the first seven weeks, I don't play him once. Yeah, you'll run down seven weeks and then it'll then it'll then it'll pick back up to where you'll you start all over again with me in week eight.
01:37:03
Speaker
Yeah. three That's, that's the week. Trust me, I'll be hooping an hour in the whole time. So you'll play in week, what three and you'll play in what week three and 10. Yeah. So everybody will get to give me wins this year. Yeah, pretty much. Uh, you know, from, from, from the scrub team. So they, I mean, that's that's fair. I mean, I hate that I had to have a second team. I really did next year. I'll try to bring up the fantasy earlier in the season.
01:37:32
Speaker
And hopefully we can do it upright or earlier before the season. We can do it upright. We can, we can map out an actual draft where we're not sitting here looking like assholes for an hour and a half live on the. Yeah, I was just thinking that myself. I was like, yeah, we really didn't need to do this live. We could have just, it is what it is. Well, that's why I was hoping to do it on a Sunday, you know, like, i you know, I was hoping that we could have done it like last Sunday, uh, early afternoon.
01:38:02
Speaker
when I knew everybody was at home, not Cameron, but I don't give a fuck about Cameron, so. That'd be all right. Look, I can't even say. There's always one. There's always one. You know, there's always one all the time.
01:38:15
Speaker
yeah
01:38:19
Speaker
Wow. Just like finally, they finally, the heat is off of me. Yeah, exactly. Which means I get to give shit as much as I want.
01:38:31
Speaker
e Everybody wants to be like that. I'm just saying because I did it first now he's copying, you know and You know in some at least I was sober when I did mine Yeah but which makes me does that yeah what but but But I was quoting I was doing it in a quote sober Yeah He just kind of threw it out there
01:39:02
Speaker
I'm just saying when you're drunk, you show your I told him he was being full Kodak. He's showing his true colors. that that I wish so bad that sometimes I could watch another shop podcast live, my buddy Bill and um and and his co-host Steve, because sometimes they say stuff and it's just like,
01:39:32
Speaker
Cause they were on this, they were on this kick Monday night about, um, not using certain words. Stephen was like, I never use the N word. And I'm like, you look and sound like a guy who uses it a lot. yeah You look like that word is every other word. Like the way Jeff says fuck. And then it was like, and then he that they were then he was like, you know, another word that really, really upsets me is faggot.
01:40:02
Speaker
That really pisses me off and then he proceeded to say it like 35 more times. i'm like You know well for a guy who doesn't like a word. you ah you all said I don't understand why that would be. I mean, I can get it why it's offensive, but well, yeah, I mean it's. We all know it we' married we were married. It never offended us. Well, we're different, right?
01:40:29
Speaker
<unk>s right you like it We're not, we're not, we're not soft. So, you know, we don't get offended easily. honest it doesn't it doesn't it take yeah It would take like a year of offensive things before I would get pissed off at any. Like words don't hurt me. I'm more laughing at people more than anything else. It's like,
01:40:59
Speaker
You're, you're, you know, you're, you're, you're, you're, why are you so obsessed with me? Yeah. At the end of the day. but Why, why, why? I love trying to piss me off because it takes a lot. You look silly, especially when people have to make shit up and create a narrative that's not even remotely close to being true. It's just like, where did you even did fucking Mark Twain write that story for you? Because that's good.
01:41:25
Speaker
I wish I would have said some of those things and done some of those things at the end of the day. I mean, I've done some dumb stuff, but that made me sound cool. I wish I was there for that. Yeah. All right.
Strange News & Historic Preservation
01:41:40
Speaker
Can we get a replay of when I said that? Because I want to see the instant replay. I'd be like, that guy is cool. not only I want to be there when it happened because yeah ah that sounded like a cool situation.
01:41:54
Speaker
You know what? You've done that. I punched him in the face. You know what? You're right. You do have every right to be mad at me and have a problem with me because I said some crazy shit. and I see that. Yeah. No, I started. That's all right. All right. Since we we have about a half hour, I have a news story. I can't hold back on this, dude. Yeah.
01:42:21
Speaker
guys women up Um, I said, no, um, I have this news story that I think you would get a kick out of, uh, so a man and, and I got him in Vietnam.
01:42:40
Speaker
please coming He stuck a two foot eel up his butt and had to get surgery to get it out after the eel chewed through his intestines. I feel like we just talked about this not too long ago.
01:42:54
Speaker
but i mean cameron and i think came I think Cameron was talking about it because he kept saying anus. I'm like, what are you doing, bro? but but but say yeah I literally just found this because this one, this one I go on to Reddit and I put in, you know, there's a there's couple of pages I go to for news. One of them is called Six Sad News and the other one's called Florida Man.
01:43:21
Speaker
ah but because Florida man and this one was recently posted. um But yeah, this guy, he, they actually showed a picture of what was in his booty hole. Look at this. This thing is not small, dude. That is all up in his booty hole.
01:43:45
Speaker
But the other one, um Chris, I know you're not a big car guy, but you know what the F750 is, right? I think at that point, you just let that eel finish devouring you and eat you from the inside. I agree. I agree. I'm not going nowhere. You know what the F750 is? No. It's the Ford F750. It's basically the Ford's dump truck. Is that the big Tonka?
01:44:18
Speaker
Yeah, pretty much or pictures Yeah, it's it's basically it's it's not the it's not the daily driver. It's a dump truck Yeah, but uh in um, and let me bring up the article in maine Maine is beautiful country as we know the beautiful area of the country On hurricane road, which I found kind of funny on the story. They have a beautiful old covered bridge Well, some asshole decided he's going to drive across this covered bridge with this Ford 750 with, and let I want to get this right, a 26,000 pound load. Add the truck to that, you got 37,000 pounds. and And I have to show you the picture of what happened because my man drove across this thing and went through the bridge.
01:45:16
Speaker
He went through the bridge. Now. And all the citizens of this city want to keep said bridge original, so they have to source original style wood you know of that century, because it's like a couple hundred years old. And they're saying it will not be rebuilt because they want to get the same kind of wood of the same era.
01:45:45
Speaker
until next year, this time. Because God forbid you just go to the Home Depot and pick up some fucking wood. Like, it's really going to make a difference. But you're muted.
01:46:03
Speaker
I get it. I get it, though, because, you know, like, when I live living down in Charleston, that so historic science i get that yeah, you know, when I when I lived down in Charleston,
01:46:14
Speaker
And, um, you know, they, they had all those houses down there are quote unquote historical, uh, have the historical markings. Um, so, you know, when, when you do a remodel on the house, basically like the kitchen and bathroom, you can do whatever you want to, you can, you can modernize it as much as you want to. Uh, but.
01:46:38
Speaker
the rest of the house, they try to keep it as original. And then on the outside, they only can use certain colors and stuff like that. In a lot of these houses, they they have a brick or like ah a rock foundation or whatever, or brick foundation. So what a lot of the contractors will do is they go under the house in the crawl space. You don't have basins down in South Carolina, probably much like you guys probably don't have basements in your area. I would assume being on the coast. Well, most coastal cities don't.
01:47:09
Speaker
But what they do is they go into these crawl spaces and they pull the original bricks from the backside and they replace those with with new bricks, you know, the brand new. Right. So they take so they bring all those old rocks or bricks from the inside underneath the house to the front if they have to do any replacement work or or anything like that. So still but the facade still looks original.
01:47:33
Speaker
Yeah, the the the first you know the front of it is still it is still all original Because it's from when they so and like I said, you know And and and I love that they do that. I'm not shitting on the historical society and their rules and so I mean it does i'm not either not It but does make a remodel a pain in the ass and it also makes it very expensive there's our house story is Yeah between you me and two other guys, we can rebuild this bridge, this hole in the bridge, in about, call it a month, you know, at home with Home Depot style wood, you know? But I get it, sources would, why can't they, the problem is, is while ah while they're waiting to have it rebuilt, if you need to get across the river, you got to drive 27 miles out of the fucking way. You throw up a temporary bridge. I mean, the military does it in like 30 seconds all the time. Oh, I agree.
01:48:31
Speaker
But I'll bring in some combat engineers, bring in some combat engineers. The funny thing about this story is they they they took plywood and put it on front of it so you can't drive into it. How soon does an artist come by and spray paint it to look like, you know, Bali coyote style? but we Yeah, we what what are we doing here? We go a full on me too, sir. Like I would totally go in like middle of night.
01:49:01
Speaker
yeah yeah yeah exactly what we what do we what yeah but do we go fla two is is is a road runner in a Wylie Coyote going to come run it through road runner and run it past the bridge and then the Wylie Coyote is going to splat into the. I'm saying when Karen is following me and they're **** Cadillac because I supposedly cut her off 20 miles ago and I can pretend to go up the bridge and then Karen's Yeah, no longer a problem. I'm yeah, exactly. just saying but you but you know why they What are we? you know why Yeah, they want we do. We go forward. to try to find original you know resources and stuff like that because if they just go in there
01:49:37
Speaker
and go to Home Depot and buy new lumber, it loses its historical landmark. Oh, really? Yeah, because it's no longer, it's no longer original. It's no long, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, if you go for, okay, for you, car guy, you go get a 70, God, I hope this is a car. I'm going to sound like a complete asshole. A 72 Chevelle. Okay.
01:50:02
Speaker
and you take the motor out of it and you put a new motor in it, then you try to pawn it off as all original parts. Another car guy is going to go, oh, actually, Jeff, that's not the engine that was in this model. Yeah, I get it. It's the number, it's the whole numbers matching thing. And I get that. Yeah. And and yes, you know, doing everything too original isn't expensive. According to this, hey, this news site, they're talking like six figures.
01:50:32
Speaker
More expensive. Oh, I believe it. I believe it. Dude, I believe it. When I lived out in Charleston, there was a big, beautiful house right on the battery. I love this place. Gorgeous. Couple buys it. so out Throw out a number. How much do you think they paid for this house? It's all original. They paid out the nose just on the battery, too. I'd say $3 million. $5.3 million. dollars they ran They renovated said house. For another 5.3. Said renovation was over $8 million. dollars jesus More than what they paid for the house. Yeah. no way but For that kind of money, find me an empty field. I'll build you a house, buddy. You know? But at the end of the day, when they go to sell that house. That house will sell for like 15.
01:51:28
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. You know, they've got, they've got, uh, what, 12, 13, 14, 14, 14, 14 million in it. Yeah. i mean it it And in all honesty for that house there on the battery, 5 million, what they bought it for. and Relatively cheap. Yeah. I mean, relatively cheap because it was literally right on the battery. Their front porch faced battery park and they were like three houses from the water.
01:51:57
Speaker
So, I mean, you know, you were right. Downtown Charleston, it was an absolutely beautiful home. And, you know, me being working guy downtown while they are remodeling, I was like, Hey, when you're done, you're gonna be a pest control guy. And I already take care of your neighbors. You can ask them, I'm the best in town. Give me a call.
01:52:18
Speaker
I just wanted to see the house when they were done. I knew what it looked like before they renovated it. And it was still a beautiful home. There was nothing wrong with it. But they modernized the bathrooms. They modernized the kitchen. They did a couple other things. And then they did all the bringing everything back to quote, unquote, original, velabity blah, blah, blah, fixing stuff up. Uh, but it was, I mean, it, it, it, it's even, it was even more perfect after they got done with it. And I was 100% in love with this place. And I'm like, well, I had like 16 mils just laying around. I mean, hey there one they they had the money to do it. If you, I mean, if you're going to do it, do it right kind of thing. And I get that, but holy cow.
01:53:08
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I wish I had, I want their problems. I really do. Yeah, exactly. you I just picked a five and a half million on this house and now we're dropping another eight and a half to get it restored. The contractor comes to him and they're like, well, we ran it. I don't care. Yeah, that's, that's, that's a, that's a whole, just throw some money at it. That'll fix them. shit Uh, we have a little bit of an issue. Here you go fixed. i have And for the last, my last story of the night, and I have more, but I have last story of the night, uh, something that will make you proud, make you happy. So California, Steven Jarvis got hit by a bus. No, no, California legislative prohibiting
01:54:00
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prohibiting
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the sale of certain snacks, one of them being Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Spicy Snacks & Health Debate
01:54:10
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Let's go, California. You finally did something right, California. In schools.
01:54:17
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Which I'm on work. Like they they took out like Twinkies and you know, stuff that like kids will buy at school for lunch. You you know, they all have cartwheres. They just buy a bunch of crap and you're like, that's not even a fucking meal. That's a snack. Calm down.
01:54:33
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But they, they passed this law. Now that the schools, they can't sell blaming a lot to you or blaming hot shit. Cause it's like kids eat it all the time. And then they wonder why they have fucking ulcers. Facts on facts. Now I will say I'm not a big fan of the government regulating. It was like a neat, what was in New York several years back. They were like, uh, you could no longer buy.
01:55:01
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X amount of size of fountain pops or, or, or, you know, you couldn't buy anything bigger than a 28 ounce fountain pop or whatever. And then they stopped selling like two liters or whatever in the stores. I'm not a fan of that. I am not a fan of that at all. Not either. However, however, if the government wants to step in and completely outlaw and banned everything flaming hot from here on out, I'm on board with that.
01:55:27
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I mean, I agree because like my biggest thing is I don't get me wrong. I like spicy food. I like, you know, occasionally I like buying spicy chips and stuff, but every time ah the problem about living in Mexico is like every chip is spicy. Every, it's the same thing in a America. it's It's the same thing here, dude. I can't tell you how many times no because like you can vote like, for instance, when if you go to seven 11 right now, you can go buy a cool ranch, right?
01:55:54
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it's getting, they're getting harder and harder to find. As I said, I can't tell you how many times I've gone to like Kroger's or Walmart or something like that. And I pick up a bag of Doritos because I just want regular fucking Doritos. And I don't realize until I'm standing in line, it's fucking spicy, flaming, turn your asshole into fucking mud.
01:56:14
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Yeah. You know, like, and I'm like, God damn it. And, or I'm sitting there and I'm looking for five minutes, just trying to find regular Doritos, but it's, I agree. Flamin' Hot Ranch, Flamin' Hot Nacho Cheese, you know, Ghost Pepper, 5 million Doritos. And I get it. You know, people buy this shit, but how many people actually buy it and actually enjoy burning themselves to the point where- My kids eat that shit. They're burning themselves twice. Yeah, my kids eat those Takis. And we've talked about it out here before.
01:56:53
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Brian and I were having this conversation not too long ago. Um, I like people who get like the hottest fucking wings on the planet. I think you, yeah, you were here. We were talking about it on a Saturday night. You can't even taste the food at that point. Like I, know i like i like, I do that. Like that on like if if we go to like the, I can eat wing night at Hooters or something like that, cause you know,
01:57:19
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And they give you 10 at a time. And then you yeah give me 10 more. Give me 10 more. yeah One round, I'll be like, yeah, you know what? Give me give me five one five of them that will you know burn it twice. One's going in, one's coming out. But that's like after I've almost had my fill. This is my last round. I want to die.
01:57:39
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you know I'm not, I'm only going to eat one because I'm already fucking full. I just want to see how hot it is. That's when I'll do it. I won't do it like first round because all of a sudden there were 10, all of a sudden there were nine wings for the rest of the fucking night. Yeah. I like, I want to taste my food and you know, before the acid reflux got bad and whatnot, I used to love spicy food. Don't get me wrong, but I was never give me the hottest wings you got. Got it. I'm like,
01:58:08
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You know, throw yourself yeah yeah give me Give me something that got a little little zing to it. You know what I mean? Well, here's the crazy thing. Like I still want to taste my fucking wings. You know, I love a good hot wing. However. Once again, I don't do it until like I've had like 15 or 20. Yeah. Because like the first first 10 or 12, I want just straight up barbecue or, or you know,
01:58:36
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I don't want any spice. I just want to fucking fill my face with that good, great taste and we yeah like gonna take one bite. yeah nope my My favorite, my favorite wings to get are teriyaki or a honey barbecue or a sweet barbecue. Yeah. I like the honey barbecue. Get a nice fucking sauce with a good taste on it. Yeah. And then you can enjoy your wings, you know, or, or, you know, whatever. I'm not working in the silver mine that I have to have hot sauce to taste something.
01:59:06
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I, I just, I, and, and I, the, the, the whole flaming hot thing, it's gone too far. It's everything. Everything is flaming hot. Doritos, Cheetos, potato chips. I've never actually tried it. Because I refuse to. I refuse to. Out of principle. Because I'm like, yeah. sta your prison i buy I mean,
01:59:35
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that the no it comes down to if I here's what will happen if I buy it next thing you know I'm buying milk that's flaming hot you know it's like what the fuck yeah you know like the little guys will put this shit on everything you know like I like the new Coke it's Oreo flavored Coke if I did here goes oh i'll buy fucking Oreos just give me regular coke I did I did here I did here
02:00:04
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I did hear about that. I think we were talking about it on this show a couple of weeks back. I did. I didn't hear about that, but, um, they have it. It was like, my, my daughter, know she sits out here and, and you know, Nikki buys them that the box of Takis that comes with all the different flavors and stuff like that. The little bags and she'll grab two bags and she's gets a glass of milk. I'm like, just eat some regular corn chips. I don't know what the hell Takis are, but I'm like,
02:00:34
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interface not there um yeah yeah you're not You're not sitting there dying and having to drink half a gallon of milk for a little freaking three ounce two, two, or three ounce bag of Satan's ass. Yeah. Satan's ass corn chips, you know,
02:00:50
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i just that hell is but they taste good. No, they don't because your second ship, 99% of your taste buds are burned off and you can't taste it. Yeah, at the end of the day, it doesn't make sense to me. It doesn't make sense to me. I got bigger fish to fry than, than worried about how hot my fucking chips are. I just want something to snack on. Like I went bought popcorn today. It's extra butter. There's no hot, nothing on it, except for whatever comes out of the microwave. That's as hot as it gets. I'll put on a movie and go through two bags of these and be happy.
02:01:29
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And I can eat the entire bag without taking a drink of anything. Not that I will, but I could.
02:01:35
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yeah I had a bag last night. I watched 12 Angry Men last night, 1957 movie, just because it was on. I'm going to watch this. It's It's actually based on a play of the same name. But you know obviously Hollywood's like, we can put this on a movie.
02:02:00
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You're in in jar basis no cause i that that I didn't actually watch it But I watched you know, I watched that that one guy do reactions and he basically shows the entire fucking movie So I was like, yeah, he's watching it. I'll watch it with him and I watch him react Why so it's like watching it with a friend You know, so And like I said, 90% of it, if you've never seen the movie, you get the gist of the movie. And like, that's how my kids watch arachnophobia for the first time, is watching this guy react. It shows all the good parts, you know? ah And anything that shouldn't be shown, he can't show, so he doesn't. So like, if the kids are watching, if we're watching a movie that's got breath-tases, he,
02:02:54
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blocks it out so you can't see them. My kids can watch with him. I'm here for the chesticles, you son of a bitch. But when when they show boobs on the screen, he's like, that's key to the plot. Key to the plot. That's what that's his excuse. He's like, that's key to the plot. Like I was watching watch Lethal Weapon 2, you know, the one with diplomatic immunity.
02:03:21
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any And rig sleeps with the South African chick. Of course, it's full on booby best when they're doing it. And he's like, those are key to the block. yeah And Kevin's like, what is he talking about? Like, don't worry about it. You're seeing it now. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'll tell you when you grow up.
02:03:46
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yeah But it is right at the time we need to end it, which is kind of perfect. I see that. so ah you know Next Wednesday, folks, we'll be back to our our our normal shenanigans and fuckery for what the fuck news. Sorry to bore you guys with a little draft action. And you know I was hoping a couple of football guys were going to come up. ah I was hoping Brian would have been able to pull up. but You know, he gets busy. That's cool. And we get to talk football while we were doing it. But, uh, you know, we'll get back to our normal shit next Wednesday. Um, got this out of the way. So we'll, we'll be limited, limited football talk on Wednesday and kind of throughout the week. Um, now until the end of the season, everyone will know when I beat somebody, because I will tell him, I will shout it for the little talk.
02:04:41
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Cause we will, we will talk shit to one another and we will talk about rosters and stuff like that. So it'll be a limited. And then on Sundays, like I said, Sundays, um, I'll probably do something, you know, it'll be, a it'll be a quick show, like an hour show. Um, but I'll probably do something around, um, belt champs, King belts, King champions of belts. can Yeah.
02:05:10
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Just i'll play on words there. I'm going to call it um NFL unscripted with Glick. There you You guys were talking about that. You were talking about a sports show. And I actually, if I actually did a sports show, I thought of the perfect name. I don't know if the reference will come through, but you remember the old Nike commercial where it was like Bo Jackson was like, Bo knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05:41
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I want to do a sports show. It's because Jeff doesn't know sports. Just no just Jeff doesn't know. Yeah, Jeff. no Jeff doesn't know. Keep it simple, stupid. Less is more. And then I could do a sports show and I could just read stuff off the Internet. Well, I think you would blaze would be hilarious if you guys did a satire sports show. I think that would be fucking hilarious because neither one of you really care about you ever.
02:06:09
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Have you ever heard Andy Griffith's stand up routine where he talks about football? I need to send you this. It's an audio clip. And and the if the whole thing is called what it was, was football. And I shit you not. It is the funniest thing ever. It's Andy Griffith in like the 50s doing stand up. And he talks about his first football game.
02:06:33
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And he actually, he was setting up for Baptist revival and they went off to have lunch and he stumbles into the stadium. And he says, they, they grabbed this big brown pumpkin and they would run on on one side of the field. And there's other guys who tried to stomp on him. It is, I need to send you, it is the funniest thing. That would what Blaze and I would do. It would just be Andy Griffiths. What it was was football. Nice.
02:07:01
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Now, like I said, uh, Sundays, uh, if I do it a more, I think, I think Tony does his show at like 10 30, he only does about an hour. So I'll probably, you know, do mine around, um, 11, 11 30, something like that. I only want to do about an hour anyways. Um, if I can do it before kickoff, if not, then I'll do it.
02:07:27
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in the evening, because like Cam said, he, you know, on the days that he works, he would be available at six. So we might be able to do something in the evening, knock it out in about an hour, but I'm going to do college football and NFL and and some fantasy talk. Um, if I don't find somebody, uh, you know, I still want Cam to be involved, but, uh, he wants to be involved, but I, you know, I might try to find somebody else. And if Brian's available, he's not doing Tony show. I don't want to take Brian away from Tony show. Um,
02:07:56
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not a reason kind of start a little bit later as well. Because I know Tony does his thing in the mornings as well. But I can find somebody who likes to and enjoys football conversation. Probably see partner up team up with them and do something with them. I sent you the link on Snapchat, it's in the group chat.
02:08:18
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It's like six minutes, five, five, six minutes. you yeah You definitely need to listen to it. I think you of all people being a sports guy will find it fucking hilarious. Yeah, I'll check it out.
02:08:33
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But he did this. 1953 is when he did this. Hmm. It's it' literally just the audience.
02:08:46
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I haven't heard it in years, but I just just made me think of it. That would be me and Blaze. Like I want you to imagine when you listened to it, I want you to imagine me and Blaze doing this exact thing. i already yeah I already know what it's going to sound like when you and Blaze, if you and Blaze were to. The one guy wrote with the number on his back and another guy with a number
Streaming Features & Podcast Network Expansion
02:09:10
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on his back run into the other guy. Yeah. He dropped the big old pumpkins.
02:09:16
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everybody on the one side of the side got up and started hollering. That's what he said. He's like, did and just as fast as one guy could drop it, the other guy would pick it up and the other team would start hollering.
02:09:30
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yeah And they had these, he says he says, ah they had these convicts with whistles. You talked about the referees. so nice I think you'll get a good out of it. I'll give it a listen. I'll give it a listen. Give it all. Give it the old world world. You know, speaking, speaking of, uh, what is going on here? Man, I just, just give up on life in general.
02:10:09
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but We got new bells and whistles, man. Yeah. I saw that. I was playing around. I liked it. Rounded corners, man. Look at that. Oh. Sharp. How'd you do that? Baby safe. Yeah. Not baby safe. Baby safe. I like the rounded corners. That's pretty. Here at the nonsensical network, we make our show childproof. We're baby proof. Yes. Yeah.
02:10:42
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So I mean, my kids could listen to. Yes. No. That's up to you if you want to be a terrible parent. But now speaking of ah speaking of shows and down the road project and whatnot, if you're not already, go ahead and check us out here at the Nonsenseable Network. We do have shows basically every day of the week. Now, there's nothing going on tomorrow night. It'll be a quiet night on the Nonsenseable Network.
02:11:09
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And, uh, unless Jeff is feeling extra feisty and froggy and wants to chop and screw a, uh, uh, best of and cut it down to two hours, two hours and throw it up there or anybody on the network is feeling extra, extra feisty. I'm not going to, uh, I'm actually going to come home tomorrow and be happy that I don't have anything, uh, anything to do tomorrow night. No, we're gonna, we're gonna grill out. We're gonna.
02:11:37
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Watch a couple movies that we're gonna watch the fall guy tomorrow. Mickey and I we're gonna yeah a little In home date night Fred you're in for a fucking treat, dude. I'm telling I'm be excited for it I don't know I say we're gonna watch it, but we'll probably I'll be 100% also They're probably gonna wind up watching in a couple horror movies let's honest it's been We love horror movies so um but Yeah, you know a little quiet evening nothing to do um Until I don't i won't have anything to do until Saturday and And I think Saturday, um, you know, the kids come home tomorrow, but I think Saturday I might try to go up there in the afternoon and set up my equipment. And depending upon how busy it is, like during the afternoon, I might pop on and and do some little short shows. You know what I mean? Throughout the day. Uh, maybe do a couple of little short shows and talk to some people, whoever's there, whatever. Uh, I don't think that, I don't think that, um, Newark battle acts.
02:12:35
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but I'm telling you, it's a hell of a concept, Jeff. yeah I mean, you come into the Battleaxe Arena, everybody gets an act. If anybody wants to open that bar, we will open for you. We'll be your opening act. And I don't know if you said it to Nikki or not, but I'm going to mention it to her when I go out there about the ah anybody who can put my face on the bullseye and hits it. We'll get a discounted code for the merch store if they want to buy it.
02:13:06
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Yeah. You know, get a tumbler and I can go and I can go down there and taunt him. Exactly. Yeah. I might get an actual action face. obviously I'm just saying win win. Leave the fucking camera on buddy.
02:13:25
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um like Before we go, I do want to say welcome everybody that's on Rumble watching. Yeah. Welcome Rumble. We're going to we're going to check that out. I was going to get to that as I was doing my spiel, but I want to give it a try. I want to check it out. You know, um I've heard a few people talking about it. I've heard some rumblings about. um I see what you're saying. I'm going to check it out. Give it a give it a little whirl. but I'm a funny guy. What can I say? But um where's like, you know,
02:14:02
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um Well, give it a whirl. See, see, what see if it's worth it. If it's worth a broadcasting on there or not. And, uh, kind of, kind of, kind of go from there at the end of the day. Um, you know, it's part of the ever expanding multiverse that is the non-sensible network. I've looked at a couple of other platforms as well.
02:14:23
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I've done that the last couple of days when I've had some downtime or like last week, during the weekend, a little bit of downtime I had. I was looking at a couple of different platforms and you know that we have all the you know we have all the space. we can We can go to four more platforms as it stands right now. So I was looking at the potential of also throwing it up on my personal page, um my personal Facebook page.
02:14:51
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i was thinking about you Yeah, and seeing that, you know, giving you guys the option as well. um But I don't know, it's just ever expanding, ever changing, seeing what's out there and exploring other opportunities and and areas. But nonetheless, as I said, if if you're new to the network, maybe it's first time hearing about us, maybe he stumbled across this and you decided to, ah you know, torture yourself for the last couple hours and listen. Well, we appreciate you.
02:15:22
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Um, but yeah, we, we, we are everywhere. Uh, the Facebook, Instagram X and Tik TOK are our socials that we're on. Uh, we do have shows live on YouTube, Twitch, now rumble and our Facebook page. So you guys can watch this live and can get into the chatters box. We always enjoy the interaction and the engagement there. That's why we're live. And that's why the chatters box is there.
02:15:46
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that And, uh, you guys can also listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at, whether it be Spotify or Apple or Google or, or, or good pods or any of those, any of those platforms were pretty much everywhere. So give us a listen, give us a ball. If you'd be so kind, we'd greatly appreciate that. And, uh, you know, if you want to support us and it's a hundred percent free, drop a share on us, tell your friends about us. Um, give you a little rundown of the shows. We do have.
02:16:16
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On Monday nights, it's a men is men caring for men. It's a men's mental health podcast. We can talk about men's mental health. We started doing something a couple of weeks ago where now it's an open forum and we dropped the link in the chat and we invite and encourage any men or any man out there that wants to come up and and chat. You can take part of the conversation we're having, or if you got some stuff you want to get off your chest and you know, you feel like you don't got anybody to talk to. Come on up and talk to us.
02:16:45
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Yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll listen. I mean, if you don't believe us, uh, listen to a couple of Mondays back, we had a, uh, a young man come up and he was going through some shit and you know, he was feeling a little bit better at the end of the show. Um, but it was nice to have him come up and and share it shares, you know, give us a little.
02:17:04
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glimpse inside his world. And, you know, the show is about vulnerability and and trying to erase the stigma that is around men's mental health. So, you know, that's that's why we started doing the open forum, quote unquote, create a safe place, I guess you could say. Tuesday nights, this guy right here clicks out some music interviewing some kick ass up and coming artists. Last week or yesterday I had Dylan O'Burnon, he was a fun interview. He was a cool kid. Can't wait to see him blow up. He's down there in Nashville doing his thing. ah Next Tuesday, we'll go ahead and start promoting that. Next Tuesday, we have a redo. James Luker is coming back. We had some technical difficulties. The last time he was on, and um I'm looking forward to
02:17:55
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sitting down and hopefully getting being able to chat with ah chat with James on um Tuesday night. He's going to be a fun interview. He's he's ah he's a wildcat, man. he's ah he's a He he's is a loose cannon, but in a good way. you know He's very passionate about his music and very passionate about his career. And you know I like that. I like that a lot. So yeah, check out Glick's House of Music on Tuesdays.
02:18:25
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Uh, like I said, I'm spotlighting the up and coming artists, man. I'm giving them a, uh, a stage to where we can kind of see them and get to know them and hear some of their tunes. And who knows? You never know when one of them is going to pick up a guitar and give us a live performance. I don't ask for it, but I'll never turn one down. Wednesday nights is that nices what the fuck news. We're here. We're talking about the news. And if it makes us say what the fuck, hopefully it'll make you say what the fuck as well. Uh, it's comedy based, uh,
02:18:55
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news. We're having fun here on what the **** News Thursday nights. Every other Thursday night is Cash's Corner. It's a wrestling show. We talk wrestling. Uh so, we don't do a show tomorrow night but next Thursday, we'll be coming back and we'll be coming back with our recap. Uh Bash in Berlin and going over our picks and uh you know, down the road as as I can line them up, we're gonna start lining up guests to maybe talk a little wrestling with wrestling fans or uh you know maybe even get lucky enough to get some uh get some wrestlers up there some wrestlers uh you know it's a cool little father-son show if you're into that kind of thing uh i enjoyed doing with my son it's his show as he reminds me and i've been threatened to be fired on every episode and i even see some sweet wrestling moves ah i've gotten a samoan spike he's gotten choke slammed and super kicked and
02:19:54
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Lord knows what's going to happen next. Friday nights is our boy Blaze. who We ain't seen it. I ain't seen in a hot minute. Blaze, let me know you're alive, brother. You still out there? but You still kicking? Well, actually, this Friday, I don't know if we're actually doing it this Friday or next, but we're we're actually he's he and I were talking. We're going to do a another movie review like we did with Deadpool Wolverine. We're going to be doing Furiosa.
02:20:24
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It was terrible. I actually was really good. I fucking enjoyed it. I just, I see it and a part of me is like, yeah, I kind of want to watch that, but an even bigger part of me is like, I'm good. That's how I did for the longest time. But when I finally watched it, I was glued to the screen.
02:20:42
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But Friday nights is who's argument is anyways, hosted by our boy, Blaze. He's doing his thing. He's all over the place, man. He he doesn't doesn't quite know where he's going with it yet, but you know he's still trying to figure it out, but nonetheless, it's still a fun show still fun show to check out and and watch. And then the Koote Grawl, the grand finale, if you will. The Poobah. The grand Poobah. The elephants in the room.
02:21:11
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Right.
02:21:15
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Often imitated, never duplicated. They hate us. telling them and They hate us in the streets, but they love us in the sheets. Yeah, that's right. Nonsensical nonsense on Saturday night. It is unhinged, unapologetic. The guards go home and they open the doors and they let the lunatics run the asylum and buddy to the lunatics run the asylum.
02:21:40
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We do a little thing on Saturday nights. We call it the open door challenge. We drop that link in the chat and we challenge you guys if you'd like to come up and you hit that link and come up on the show with us and hang out. We just asked two things. Please turn your camera on and gentlemen, put your penises away. I hate that I have to ask that, but unfortunately we do. For reasons I cannot legally discuss right now.
02:22:05
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it
02:22:08
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No, but we don't want to see your pecker. We don't want to see your pecker, so keep them away. And then, you know, we bounce everything out on Sundays. Everybody's recuperating. Actually, Sunday, we're coming back. Yeah, we bounce it out on Sundays. Everybody's recovering from Saturday night. It's a recoup. It's a nice, relaxing,
02:22:31
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sit down chat in Jeff's garage with him and Benji. But it's got a motor and it fits in the garage. These assholes are going to talk. Even things with even things without motors, because basically it's it's ah it's where we talk about your hobbies. Hobbies in general. Yeah, yeah as I got a I got a new hobby I'm playing with and I can't wait to get really started. This week is knitting. Oh, no. No, actually, we got a couple of things lined up.
02:23:01
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whether you're a car guy or not, Jeff's Garage is a good show. It's like a nice, relaxing Sunday afternoon on AM radio. Yeah. Yeah, we don't get overanimated. We don't get overanimated. Lately, we've been doing a lot of car news. You know, we talked about the new Corvette that's coming out. We're going to talk about Benji's new possible purchase if he can come up with the money because Hyundai's releasing this EV it's ah It's a part EV, part gas. The guy owns 14 fucking portions. I think he can come up with the money for a Hyundai. Well, no, this know this thing is going on. It's it's actually it's it's based on the 84 Honda. Yeah.
02:23:47
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but it's retro and it's gorgeous and it's nice like 300 plus horsepower. It's, it's a quick little toy, but he said that's his next purchase. He sent me a message. This is my next purchase. I was like, yeah, good luck with that money. It's a hundred grand. Yeah. Noice. Um, no. And that's, that's, that's our, that's our weekly lineup and you can find everything at bio dot.link slash nonsensical network.
02:24:14
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It's all, it's pinned on top of all of our social medias and at that link, yes, ladies and gentlemen, we do have merch. If you would like to buy some, we'd greatly appreciate that, but you don't have to. And if you do buy some and you would like for us to shout you out on our social medias, just send us a quick selfie. Yeah. And, uh, we'll throw it up on the social media and shout you out. Well, you know, our way of saying thanks for, uh, helping, uh, you know, support us and show us a little bit of love, but nobody's forcing you to buy.
02:24:44
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I'm sorry some people get aggravated that we spend too much time talking about our network and our shows and you know, it's called promotion, but I'm sorry that took a little bit longer. Please don't be but hurt. Please don't please don't get upset to the to the individual. page we got We got coloring books and crayons on the way to the the find it offensive that we promote ourselves. But I have a guest coming up down the road.
02:25:12
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I'm getting excited, man, because I'm reaching out to people now, and I'm i'm i'm finding, I'm fine i like, um um my show is getting getting a little bit of a reputation, and I think it's a good reputation. It's where artists are quick to get back to me. But I was talking to a young man today that I'm really looking forward to, and I think I found my new anthem.
New Anthem & Upcoming Live Event
02:25:30
Speaker
Nice. So not only do I really like this song, and and and again, you guys can check him out and show him some love everywhere, but I think it's my new anthem, and a little, ah a little ah Enjoy this haters. It's a young man. His name is AJG. So you can find him. I don't know what that means, but I'm going to find out when I have him on the show. Uh, but you can find him on all the socials and everything at AJG. Go show him some love. He's got a really cool kick-ass remix mashup cover of knocking on heaven's door. Him and another, uh, gentlemen, uh, Jay Valor.
02:26:08
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which Jay will also be coming up on the show down the road so you guys can go give Jason love as well. ah But I like I was listening to his music today. and And this one, this one really hit struck a chord with me. And I'm like, oh, I found my new anthem. My little. Here you go, haters. Suck it. But this is AJG with his song, Can't No More. And then we'll come back with our final thoughts and get the flock out of here because I'm hungry and I want to go watch Criminal Minds. people
02:26:47
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Ground to my side, business look like my main one Where I came from, I'll get my pay from For the business, I'm a menace Fully focused and invested, ain't a
02:28:59
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I like that. I like that. Yeah, I like that. I'm looking forward to having him come on. That was AJG. Y'all go show him some love on social. He's a he's doing some some really cool stuff with some old songs with some samples and and his own stuff and everything like that. Like I said, I came across him and Jay Valor with the their their their new song knocking out knocking on heaven's door and they sample that and I was just like, oh, let me go.
02:29:29
Speaker
Let me hit up this YouTube real quick, you know? And like, you know, I know you guys, i lot I do a lot of rock and I do a lot of country artists. So, you know, I'm trying to span that horizon, but anywho, yeah. ah Appreciate y'all listening. and Appreciate y'all hanging out. Thank you guys. Hopefully, you know, you enjoyed the show. It was kind of a shit show, but that's okay. We have those from time to time. We will be back.
02:29:58
Speaker
Friday night, there'll be a brand new show Friday night. Uh, who's argument is anyways, hosted by blaze. And I don't know what he's got going on this weekend or this Friday night. So we're all going to be surprised at the same time, Saturday night, nonsensical nonsense. Don't forget we will be live. I will be live and in person at Buckeye ax throwing here in Erica. How 46 West main street.
02:30:23
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Nerka have stop on it. Shit gets started around one o'clock in the afternoon. They're going to be going until midnight with festivities and activities. And I'll be popping in and out throughout the day. I have a little surprise up my sleeves. I think up my sleeve that I think a lot of people are especially on the show wise are going to be excited for. um You know, like I said, I'll be popping in and out throughout the day and then we'll be setting up shop and doing the show live there.
02:30:51
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uh from from seven to uh we'll be there from uh seven to midnight seven to one whatever the case may be we'll we'll be we'll we might be hanging out while they're cleaning up at the end of the day you not surprised well we all know all i probably won't be driving yeah i've got for me to find the fucking elevator There is no elevator.
02:31:18
Speaker
ah this and It's in an old building. It's in an old building that the stairs do this straight and they're small. So I might wind up eating shit. But, um, no, if you guys get an opportunity, you're in the area, come on out, come say hi, throw some axes. Have a couple beers. If you got a beard, you got facial hair, enter the competition, have fun. It'll be a good time.
02:31:40
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And, uh, nonsensical nonsense will be hanging out there doing our thing, uh, Saturday night. So with that being said, Jeffrey, do you have anything you'd like to say before we roll bounce? Nope. We'll see you then.
02:31:54
Speaker
The only time in this man's life. anybody Yeah. the Time it's man's life when keep it simple stupid actually means something Well that being said ladies and gentlemen Let's stick with the oldie but a goodie when you find yourselves at the crossroads of life that demon jumps up and he makes you an offer You can't turn down ask yourself five simple letters five simple words What would nonsensical network do? And then 100% do it yes And with that being said, be good. And like always, be good. Be good at it, ladies and gentlemen. Bye.
02:32:39
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