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Bloody Axe Wound, Replicator, and Street Trash - The Ultimate End-of-Year Horror Review

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Join Jim Phoenix and Brannyk on the final 2024 episode of Streamin' Demons! From the feminist slasher vibes of Bloody Axe Wound to the body horror chaos of Replicator, and the over-the-top brilliance of Street Trash by the creator of Fried Barry, this episode dives into the weird, the gory, and the unforgettable. Plus, plenty of laughs, rants, and maybe a few ghosts. Don't miss this epic wrap-up of the year in indie horror! Like, subscribe, and melt the rich with us!

Plus, hear Jim kill Jeffrey Dean Morgan's name! All this and more...

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Introduction & Episode Overview

00:00:01
Jim Phoenix
Everyone Jim Phoenix here and today is the last episode of two thousand and twenty four for streaming demons. And it's a song. Oh, no, it's not a solo. Sure. I need to put my pants back on. I'm sorry. Box is.
00:00:13
brannyk
Please, please put your pants back on and underwear and skin.
00:00:17
Jim Phoenix
But take your panties off, Craig Robinson.
00:00:19
brannyk
Like stop your bones, put them all back in, squish it all back in.
00:00:22
Jim Phoenix
Mm. Squishy, squishies. I don't need that duct tape. the Today we have got three movies and they're the end of the year type movies where by the time you can listen to this podcast, they've all just been released. So all that and more on this stream and demons hit it. Nope. There we go.
00:00:46
Jim Phoenix
well well
00:00:51
Jim Phoenix
but
00:01:17
brannyk
but
00:01:25
Jim Phoenix
Hey, Mary, hello to everyone.
00:01:29
brannyk
Very hello.
00:01:30
Jim Phoenix
Happy birthday.

Holiday Greetings & VR Banter

00:01:32
Jim Phoenix
How you guys doing? Like subscribe now because it's Christmas, past Christmas, past. I think I don't fucking know.
00:01:42
brannyk
Past Diwali, past Veterans Day.
00:01:44
Jim Phoenix
That's past this year. By the time you hear this, it'll be like the last day of whatever or the first day of something so happy.
00:01:50
brannyk
I have something else.
00:01:53
Jim Phoenix
Happy something. That's what we want to say as streaming demons. Happy something. And I had to start off this box. Not that I have VR porn.com, but if you use discount code, kidding, I actually saw, I saw, uh, was it semen demons in VR.
00:02:02
brannyk
Mmm. No, no. Screamin' screamins?
00:02:13
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:02:15
brannyk
It sounds like something we would do.
00:02:15
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Yeah. And the weirdest thing is, during the porn, that they try to sell me a candle.
00:02:22
brannyk
Did it, did it smell like poussรฉ? Was it like, was it from Gwyneth Paltrow?
00:02:26
Jim Phoenix
Smell like catamom, or camera demands, or, I don't know.
00:02:32
Jim Phoenix
You know, I got my mom that.
00:02:34
brannyk
You did not.
00:02:35
Jim Phoenix
I did, I did, I did.
00:02:36
brannyk
Why?
00:02:37
Jim Phoenix
And because I'm an only child, she has to display it. It's a rule.
00:02:42
brannyk
You know, d being an also only child, I don't know if I could do that to my mother.
00:02:42
Jim Phoenix
And so you go to her house, so yeah like
00:02:49
brannyk
By the way, hi mom. Welcome to welcome to listening to this episode.
00:02:54
Jim Phoenix
Spoiler brand next mom. I already got you one too. You're welcome Everyone can smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina I
00:02:58
brannyk
Oh, there we go.
00:03:03
brannyk
And you! And you!
00:03:05
Jim Phoenix
I did the what was her boyfriend's name Chris? What's his face?
00:03:09
brannyk
Oh gosh.
00:03:09
Jim Phoenix
Martin Chris Martin. Yeah, and I Know Ricky Martin and someone else it I did the smells like his penis Or smoke his balls or someone does falls like his nuts.
00:03:12
brannyk
Steve Martin? Allegedly? No, just kidding.
00:03:21
Jim Phoenix
I don't know i I did that like a couple of years ago and people thought that it's true.
00:03:27
brannyk
Like, did you make candles for this? Or was it?
00:03:30
Jim Phoenix
No, no, I did a mock-up candle.
00:03:31
brannyk
Oh, okay.
00:03:32
Jim Phoenix
i I did like a store, I did like interview story slash like ad for it.
00:03:37
brannyk
Okay.
00:03:38
Jim Phoenix
And I didn't like put it like fake tag on it. Cause I thought people were smart enough.
00:03:42
brannyk
Oh God, people are not smart enough. Have you learned nothing about everything?
00:03:44
Jim Phoenix
No, you're not. They are not smart enough.
00:03:47
brannyk
People are not smart at all.

2024 Reflections & Charity Auctions

00:03:49
brannyk
You have to.
00:03:49
Jim Phoenix
So welcome to the last of the year episode of streaming dooms.
00:03:52
brannyk
Oh boy, what a fucking year, man.
00:03:56
Jim Phoenix
This is over.
00:03:58
brannyk
And into the next.
00:03:58
Jim Phoenix
So yeah. So if you're depressed, you have.
00:04:02
brannyk
Sorry.
00:04:03
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:04:04
brannyk
It's not gonna get better from here.
00:04:04
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Good. Good. I don't know. ah Joe Bob's got like a Christmas special next year, probably. And then it's going to be something else. Who knows? And. Uh, you know, I will say one thing about Joe Bob's charity.
00:04:17
Jim Phoenix
I won't give the plug right now because it's going to be passed to time, but I will say, I think I bought some very expensive books.
00:04:20
brannyk
and
00:04:25
brannyk
Oh, well, at least they weren't the panties of yesteryears.
00:04:29
Jim Phoenix
No, no, but I almost bought some very expensive drawings, drawings, but, you know,
00:04:34
brannyk
Draw rings. I could, dude, I could sell you some very expensive drawings.
00:04:42
Jim Phoenix
I bet, but I'll have to buy that barbar of baseball bat first. And then, oh shit, I'm still winning. As of this taping, I'm still winning the fucking books.
00:04:53
brannyk
Well, I mean, books are good.
00:04:53
Jim Phoenix
but
00:04:55
brannyk
People should read.
00:04:55
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, absolutely. And the weirdest thing is right now between me is, okay, there's two sets of these books. They're the same books. There's two crates of them, right?
00:05:06
brannyk
Okay, there's crates.
00:05:06
Jim Phoenix
Between my bid, And the other identical fucking crate of books is a grand. That's the difference. Like the person who was winning like the other books just said, fuck it.
00:05:20
brannyk
wow what so what is the other books because obviously they're the superior the exact same set so they just really want those books look you know you shouldn't be great greedy you know like maybe they were just really really wanted those books
00:05:24
Jim Phoenix
they're The same. No, they're the same books. Exact same set of books, exact same book. I think so. And they probably didn't realize There was a two of two and you could just got another one for like a thousand dollars cheaper.
00:05:47
Jim Phoenix
I guess, but what thing about this, the person was bidding underneath them. Why aren't they bidding on mine?
00:05:55
brannyk
You got the special touch.
00:05:55
Jim Phoenix
but You know, right? I guess. I mean, I'm not complaining. I'm just trying to figure that shit out because this is what I'll get.
00:06:00
brannyk
People are weird.
00:06:02
Jim Phoenix
This is this is all get and is all for charity. It's all for like four different charities, like Veteran Kids and like Women's and like yeah and and Dancer, which you guys know it right now, through our website.
00:06:09
brannyk
ah Just like some of our charities that we have, like bodies and a dancer.
00:06:16
Jim Phoenix
Actually, not Haunted Montreal. Go to mine now. If you haven't signed up for our socials, follow us on Blue Sky. Follow us on Twitter. Not Twitter. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.
00:06:25
brannyk
Uh, good stuff. Yeah.
00:06:28
Jim Phoenix
It's all Haunted MTL. iss like It's easy to find us.
00:06:30
brannyk
Very easy.
00:06:32
Jim Phoenix
But anyways, box, check
00:06:32
brannyk
Too easy, in fact.

Book Auctions & Signed Novelizations

00:06:34
Jim Phoenix
this out.
00:06:35
Jim Phoenix
I'm getting attack the killer tomatoes, new novelization by bestselling author Jeff Strand signed by creators.
00:06:40
brannyk
New novelization in Lake Wynn.
00:06:42
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, there's, there's all, I don't know. That's insane. The title page signed by creators, Steve peace and Costa Dylan.
00:06:51
brannyk
fun.
00:06:51
Jim Phoenix
Plus ah the barn written director signed by red or so I still director Justin Seaman blue sunshine. reprint of the original novelization by Ken Johnson signed by writer, director, Jeff Lieberman, chopping wall, which I was like, what the fuck?
00:07:07
brannyk
Whoa, that's a good one.
00:07:10
Jim Phoenix
I can just get Bruce. cralll's New novelization produced in partnership with shout factory with what but they have a fucking shout TV, author, Joshua Milliken, signed by author, Joshua Milliken, sorry, and cruel jaws.
00:07:12
brannyk
That's a good one.
00:07:17
brannyk
Google Shout Factory.
00:07:26
Jim Phoenix
New novelization.
00:07:27
brannyk
No, shut up.
00:07:29
Jim Phoenix
I'm fucking kidding. Not a kidding, man.
00:07:31
brannyk
Shut up.
00:07:31
Jim Phoenix
New novelization. Frantic.
00:07:33
brannyk
Dump another grand. Dump another grand.
00:07:36
Jim Phoenix
That's why I fucking bid this up to over a grand.
00:07:39
brannyk
Dump another grand, my friend.
00:07:40
Jim Phoenix
Basically, I'm i'm paying like a grand for one fucking book that has no right of existing whatsoever.
00:07:41
brannyk
I mean, cruel Jaws is... Put it all on cruel Jaws.
00:07:50
Jim Phoenix
It's not that.
00:07:51
brannyk
Bet it all. Just put all your shit in there.
00:07:52
Jim Phoenix
They saw that I could have got like a bunch of, I could get the Ernie posters. I could get the whole set of that. I could have got the, all this stuff, it's cruel jaws. I mean, all in on cruel jaws.
00:08:01
brannyk
full jaws I mean, it is, I really hope in the novelization they talk about his weird baby hair.
00:08:08
Jim Phoenix
The new novelization produced in partnership with Severin signed by author Brad Carter.
00:08:10
brannyk
and Right, right.
00:08:15
Jim Phoenix
I don't know after that.
00:08:17
brannyk
I mean, there has to be where it talks about like Star Wars almost being the theme, but then they cut it out real quick.
00:08:24
Jim Phoenix
annotated annotated well that was oh man okay that does remind me i want in the book yeah like the the kind of wheelchair is like really faking it in the book just for fucking like girl scott cooking money or some shit it's a saber wish that she can't swim spoiler whoever's seen cruel jaws it's fucking kino 80s god damn that's giving me
00:08:28
brannyk
The girl in the wheelchair. but I mean, like all of it. It needs to be all in there.
00:08:39
brannyk
And then I think, that I think she ends up in the water at some point. Oh, yes. Spoiler alert for cruel jaws from the eighties, which you can find on Tubi for free.
00:08:55
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Yeah. I have to, did we review that? I asked us all the time. Did we review cruel jaws or do we do a conage toi?
00:09:03
brannyk
We did a Carnot de Trois, and then eventually we did do a review, but it was it was like after the Carnot de Trois.
00:09:05
Jim Phoenix
I can never really. Okay.
00:09:11
Jim Phoenix
God, I want to, for I could ever release. Can I just talk? Probably not. Let's see.
00:09:15
brannyk
Probably not. We would have to redo it.
00:09:18
Jim Phoenix
I have to get rise to cruel jaws and just do it properly.
00:09:23
brannyk
You should just do a remake of Cruel Jaws.
00:09:23
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:09:25
brannyk
Why not just do it?
00:09:25
Jim Phoenix
like but the like kuba ski like it but but I don't think there are rights for the IP of cruel Jaws, I think.
00:09:28
brannyk
Just buy the rights?
00:09:36
Jim Phoenix
Slightly menacing Jaws, I could put that down. Guy named Jaws. What the fucking Jaws have under the hood? but That kiss me up, that nothing of a cruel Jaws, other than the name.
00:09:48
Jim Phoenix
Like Jaws, they look like something underneath that fucking hood.
00:09:50
brannyk
Yeah. They look like, um, Oh, I don't know.
00:09:52
Jim Phoenix
What the fuck do you like? Reptilian, you think? No, because they actually have reptile people. They didn't fucking wear masks.
00:10:00
brannyk
Like I do like their eyes, like their little goggle eyes.
00:10:03
Jim Phoenix
that That's weird shit. Forbidden Zone, new novelization by Joshua Milken again.
00:10:08
brannyk
Okay.
00:10:08
Jim Phoenix
Signed by director Richard Fright Night. Wow. Reprint of the original novelization by John Skip.
00:10:13
brannyk
Okay. I think I know that one.
00:10:17
Jim Phoenix
Fright Night, the book or the movie? You should know the movie.
00:10:21
brannyk
I'm printing the movie, definitely, but I thought there was...
00:10:23
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:10:24
brannyk
I thought there was a book? Was there not a book?
00:10:26
Jim Phoenix
It's a reprint. It's original reprint.
00:10:28
brannyk
Oh, okay.
00:10:28
Jim Phoenix
So it must've been, yeah.
00:10:29
brannyk
Okay.
00:10:31
Jim Phoenix
But, uh, Craig Spector and John skip signed by director Tom Holland.
00:10:35
brannyk
Ooh. Wait.
00:10:37
Jim Phoenix
And then no, that's Spider-Man.
00:10:38
brannyk
Really? Oh.
00:10:40
Jim Phoenix
No, I don't think so.
00:10:41
brannyk
I was, I was like, starting to like, wait.
00:10:44
Jim Phoenix
Although I just like everyone named Tom Holland or just Tom in general. I'll have them sign that book.
00:10:49
brannyk
Okay.
00:10:49
Jim Phoenix
How raise your blood lines and the toll. Uh, original uncut screenplay published by, for the first time, I was signed by Peter Atkins.
00:11:01
Jim Phoenix
Really?
00:11:01
brannyk
And that's for bloodlines.
00:11:03
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. And then the toll is a sequel to the hell raiser official book, sequel to hell raiser signed by author Mark Allen Miller life cycle, original on the law.
00:11:07
brannyk
Oh, okay.
00:11:12
Jim Phoenix
This goes on for a bit box.
00:11:15
brannyk
This is a long list.
00:11:16
Jim Phoenix
This is a lot of fucking books for a grand original novization.
00:11:21
brannyk
Well, well, you know.
00:11:22
Jim Phoenix
Fuck me. I know. Written and signed by Chris Morant, man Borg by Brent Nelson, signed by Steven Kataski at Kostoski plan nine from outer space.
00:11:34
brannyk
Oh, okay.
00:11:35
Jim Phoenix
So I actually thought it was a planet nine. I'm like, Oh, wait, fuck. I go plant nine from Brett Nelson, signed by Dana gold. They actually said comedian.
00:11:45
Jim Phoenix
I know who Dana Cola, he used to open for a Carlin and ply nine historian.
00:11:49
brannyk
Yeah, this name sounded familiar. Yeah, it sounded familiar, but I don't.
00:11:53
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:11:54
brannyk
I can't picture.
00:11:54
Jim Phoenix
Like re animator reprint of the original navigation by Jeff Rover produce signed by producer Brian gunza scared to death by Matt Stefani signed by William Malone, which was the director writer splice.
00:11:57
brannyk
Oh.
00:12:00
brannyk
Ooh.
00:12:10
brannyk
Okay.
00:12:11
Jim Phoenix
New novelization by Claire Donner, signed by Ben Nesone.
00:12:17
brannyk
That will be sexy and weird.
00:12:18
Jim Phoenix
Literally, Squirm will not be sexy and weird.
00:12:22
brannyk
Now the score won't be sexy and weird.
00:12:23
Jim Phoenix
By Richard Curtis, signed by writer-director Jeff Lieberman. Tamara. I don't remember Godzilla fighting this one.
00:12:28
brannyk
Okay.
00:12:31
brannyk
Now, I don't think it was a, it was not Tamara.
00:12:32
Jim Phoenix
But the least popular Godzilla movie. Tamara. Godzilla versus Tamara. You sound amazing on that new microphone, by the way.
00:12:39
brannyk
Do I?
00:12:40
Jim Phoenix
Do ya?
00:12:40
brannyk
Oh good, cause I spent money on it.
00:12:41
Jim Phoenix
It goes perfect. It looks pretty too.
00:12:44
brannyk
Thank you. It's yeah, it's like this demonic red kind of.
00:12:46
Jim Phoenix
What is it?
00:12:48
Jim Phoenix
Demonic rut.
00:12:49
brannyk
It's called Quad Cast by HyperX.
00:12:52
Jim Phoenix
Oh, cool. HyperX.
00:12:54
brannyk
And I, yeah, I got it.
00:12:55
Jim Phoenix
Brought to you by Shell TV.
00:12:57
brannyk
I wish.
00:12:58
Jim Phoenix
Shell factory.
00:13:00
brannyk
I wish.
00:13:01
Jim Phoenix
Hyper now.
00:13:01
brannyk
I did i did get to watch the Turkey Day for through Shout.
00:13:05
Jim Phoenix
Did you?
00:13:05
brannyk
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
00:13:07
Jim Phoenix
Oh wow, I was, I think I was working. And by the time I got home, I was like, fuck this shit.
00:13:12
brannyk
I just had it on the entire day and I veged out and we had fun.
00:13:16
Jim Phoenix
Should've, did you enjoy that? Did they have the host break it up like Joe Bob Briggs would?
00:13:23
brannyk
Um, it wasn't as, I thought it would, there would be a little bit more that they would stretch it out. It was basically they just kind of introduced it.
00:13:29
Jim Phoenix
The setup, okay.
00:13:30
brannyk
Yeah, it was just the setup. and I wish that there was like segments in between, but they just basically ran the episode. but it was still really neat.
00:13:38
Jim Phoenix
Let's go.
00:13:39
brannyk
It was nice to see Matthew Lillard. you know, like just a whole bunch of everybody, you know, it was, it was nice to see.
00:13:42
Jim Phoenix
Jeez, I can't do that.
00:13:46
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, it's good to see this. And I'm glad they're doing the shit they like. And that's always important, especially for holidays.
00:13:51
brannyk
Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:54
Jim Phoenix
And you know what we can do?
00:13:55
brannyk
But there's
00:13:56
Jim Phoenix
Titan find by Christian Francis, signed by William Molong.
00:13:59
brannyk
how many fucking books are like, it's going to cost you so much to ship these tables.
00:14:03
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I shit. Oh, you knew, I know. I was that originally shipping it to my place in Canada. No, no, no.
00:14:08
brannyk
Yeah, no, there's no way.
00:14:08
Jim Phoenix
Fuck that shit. No, no. I was like, like, plus I was like, what the fuck? Customs.
00:14:13
brannyk
Yeah.
00:14:13
Jim Phoenix
I have to pay like a grand of fucking customs for like a books.
00:14:15
brannyk
Honestly, it would be easier if you just shipped it to me and then...
00:14:18
Jim Phoenix
Uh-huh. I don't know what happened to the cruel jaws. Fucking book was another, that Joe Bob Briggs, that bastard probably forgot to put it in.
00:14:26
brannyk
Look, I'm just saying there's gonna be a fee associated with that.
00:14:29
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, yeah.
00:14:30
brannyk
And if that's in the name of Crawl Jaws, then that's then the name of Crawl Jaws.
00:14:32
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. I shipped that shit to us already. Uh, thank you though.
00:14:38
brannyk
yeah
00:14:38
Jim Phoenix
Uh, vamp by Christian Francis signed by Donald Borchers.
00:14:40
brannyk
so
00:14:43
Jim Phoenix
And then finally, last but not least, Wishmaster new novelization by Christian Francis signed by screenplay writer, Peter Atkins.
00:14:47
brannyk
Oh, that'll be nice.
00:14:55
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. It was either that or like eat.
00:14:55
brannyk
That's a lot.
00:14:58
Jim Phoenix
I was like, fuck it. I can eat anytime I want.
00:15:00
brannyk
You can, you know, you can eat crackers and stuff.
00:15:02
Jim Phoenix
i I still can't believe if one day left, I'm winning this. That's amazing. But mostly because I can't believe that the $1,000 extra for the other one.
00:15:17
brannyk
Yeah.
00:15:18
Jim Phoenix
They're the same fucking books, man.
00:15:20
brannyk
Look, we don't know the workings of of people, of their minds, who knows why.
00:15:26
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. But we're not talking about books, God damn it.
00:15:30
brannyk
No, were talking about we're we're talking about the thing we weren't going to talk about.
00:15:30
Jim Phoenix
but if
00:15:34
brannyk
I mean, we're going to talk about documentaries later, but
00:15:37
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, we will talk about documentaries later, because I got a really cool one about Nightmare on Elm Street. And i I already did a solo documentary one for Not Too Cool.
00:15:47
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, listen to it if you want.
00:15:48
brannyk
I haven't watched any any of the documentaries yet.
00:15:51
Jim Phoenix
But it's OK. Today we're doing what we're doing. my God. I know we're doing.
00:15:56
brannyk
I know what you're doing. Yeah, you know what we're doing.
00:15:58
Jim Phoenix
Replicator, bloody axe wound and street trash.
00:15:59
brannyk
Yep.
00:16:04
Jim Phoenix
The new.
00:16:05
brannyk
and You're actually doing two out of three.
00:16:06
Jim Phoenix
I know because I have to know.
00:16:09
brannyk
I know, you gotta pick up the slack, buddy.
00:16:11
Jim Phoenix
Contractually. Yeah. So but how do I say? Usually we take turns, but

Review of 'Bloody Axe Wound'

00:16:14
Jim Phoenix
because I'm doing two out of three, I'll go first this time.
00:16:17
brannyk
Yeah, I know.
00:16:17
Jim Phoenix
That feels weird.
00:16:18
brannyk
It's so weird.
00:16:18
Jim Phoenix
Oh, shit. That feels weird.
00:16:19
brannyk
It's very weird.
00:16:20
Jim Phoenix
You know what? I'm going to do Bloody Axewin first.
00:16:22
brannyk
and That sounds fun to me.
00:16:23
Jim Phoenix
but It is. It's a fun movie. It's a small town murder type movie. And it's God, it's not a documentary.
00:16:34
brannyk
Well, I would. Okay.
00:16:36
Jim Phoenix
But it kind of pretends that some parts it is and then some parts it's not. Oh, I'll just read it.
00:16:44
brannyk
Is it kind of like is it kind of like late night with the devil where like half of it is like film, diegetic, and then like the other half is like behind the scenes kind of a thing?
00:16:46
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:16:54
Jim Phoenix
No, no, no, no, no, it's it's it's even weird.
00:16:57
brannyk
Oh. Oh. Oh.
00:17:00
Jim Phoenix
It's it's this weird. Okay. I'll, I'll get into the fit.
00:17:04
brannyk
just Just go into it. Just get into it.
00:17:05
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, I'll get to it.
00:17:06
brannyk
Yeah.
00:17:07
Jim Phoenix
Abby blade cuts family business. A video store has thrived by disposing of teenagers to mimic horror movies. As a first female slasher, she battles gender bias while realizing the harsh realities behind the mass murders.
00:17:20
Jim Phoenix
So it's a weird thing because she's the daughter of a serial killer who looks like a fucking serial killer from like the Jason Freddie movies. All right.
00:17:30
brannyk
Okay.
00:17:31
Jim Phoenix
So you see this and he owns a video store, but most people who worked there know he's the fucking killer.
00:17:39
brannyk
Oh, that's
00:17:41
Jim Phoenix
Except that movie logic comes in and everyone at the high school doesn't know who the killer is. You know, there's like a random fucking cursed high school type thing. So it's not quite a documentary, but it's kind of like this really weird inside, you know, you, you, you see the movie. It ah ah starts with a scene with Jeffrey D Morgan in it. And he's like this, you know, killer and he's, you know, going through things and he's got a psychic killer and the psychic killer wearing a mask.
00:18:10
Jim Phoenix
And it turns out to be that da daja Abby Blake cut and her father's pissed. because He's like, what the fuck? You you're working without me?
00:18:18
brannyk
Oh, okay.
00:18:18
Jim Phoenix
So it's almost like they're videotaping the kills or the making movies after the kills. I wasn't quite sure if they're just kind of making movies based on the kills or like there's an actual camera videotaping the kills.
00:18:27
brannyk
Right.
00:18:32
Jim Phoenix
And people are consuming that as fiction.
00:18:35
brannyk
As right as like, oh, this is like a found footage type.
00:18:40
Jim Phoenix
yeah Yeah. So it's that kind of like it for me, but the rest of the movie follows horror movie logic.
00:18:45
brannyk
Hmm.
00:18:49
Jim Phoenix
You can kill the main bad guy.
00:18:49
brannyk
Okay.
00:18:51
Jim Phoenix
You bury him. It comes right back to life.
00:18:53
brannyk
Oh, interesting.
00:18:56
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:18:56
brannyk
And so it's, and it's like a father-daughter thing.
00:18:56
Jim Phoenix
So.
00:18:58
brannyk
Like she's a serial killer. He's a serial killer. It's kind of like a rivalry.
00:19:03
Jim Phoenix
No, it's like training day. Or sort of out then South Washington.
00:19:08
brannyk
Okay. And Denzel Washington happens to be there.
00:19:10
Jim Phoenix
because she wants it. Whoa, this way. How many female serial killers do you know? I didn't say the name. I said, no, motherfuckers. Why are you even think about this one? That's weird. You shouldn't think about that.
00:19:20
brannyk
Like, real life?
00:19:21
Jim Phoenix
The answer is zero.
00:19:21
brannyk
Well, no, I was gonna ask if it's really...
00:19:23
Jim Phoenix
The answer is zero. You don't know. and Do you know some female serial killers?
00:19:26
brannyk
Yeah, Elaine Warnos?
00:19:28
Jim Phoenix
You know her?
00:19:30
brannyk
Like, oh, like...
00:19:31
Jim Phoenix
No, no. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:19:33
brannyk
Oh...
00:19:33
Jim Phoenix
How many do you know? I didn't say no of.
00:19:36
brannyk
Oh, I see, I see. i Well, I don't know yet.
00:19:38
Jim Phoenix
You're still thinking. Why are you still thinking? That's really weird.
00:19:40
brannyk
I don't... Well, cuz I'm going through the list, man. I'm going through the list.
00:19:44
Jim Phoenix
that possibly could be wrong. But that's great. Well, no love. So you have like two, right?
00:19:48
brannyk
Okay.
00:19:49
Jim Phoenix
Maybe three.
00:19:50
brannyk
Yeah, yeah.
00:19:50
Jim Phoenix
I mean, serial or serial killer. It's not like one-off like passions and shit like that.
00:19:54
brannyk
Yeah, yeah, it's very, very rare.
00:19:57
Jim Phoenix
So that's what Abby is fighting against. The stereotype that females can't be serial killers.
00:20:04
brannyk
So she wants to be a feminist serial killer.
00:20:04
Jim Phoenix
It's a gender thing. Serial killer. Yes. And our dad's kind of more old fashioned.
00:20:08
brannyk
Okay. Uh, okay. So it's like old school versus new school.
00:20:14
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, he he kind of adopts, but not really adopts a employee at the video store. Again, I'm not ruining any, but there's no spoilers.
00:20:22
brannyk
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:23
Jim Phoenix
It's just like the first three minutes of the fucking show.
00:20:24
brannyk
Okay.
00:20:26
Jim Phoenix
And he adopts it was like, well, no one really knows it's not my kid. She's like, well, I know it's not your kid because I am your fucking kid.
00:20:31
brannyk
Yeah.
00:20:33
Jim Phoenix
Like, why can't I kill two? you know it's like And then Mayhem ensues.
00:20:34
brannyk
Yeah.
00:20:37
brannyk
Okay.
00:20:37
Jim Phoenix
It's actually that plus a love story, plus Cabin in the Woods. It's ah ah it's a lot of cool shit, man.
00:20:45
brannyk
So is it?
00:20:45
Jim Phoenix
it's It's horror comedy.
00:20:46
brannyk
Okay, that's what I was just gonna ask if it's horror comedy or if it's straight horror.
00:20:48
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. No, but there's enough Blood, Guts and Nast to be pretty well done that way.
00:20:55
brannyk
Okay.
00:20:56
Jim Phoenix
But it is horror comedy. I wouldn't say, okay, more Shaun of the Dead because it's gorier.
00:21:02
brannyk
Okay.
00:21:02
Jim Phoenix
Right. Because scary movie, not scary movie, but a scary movie. Yes. Stuff like scary movie doesn't have the blood of scream had a lot of calm, but not a lot of like, but I can't tell you how many times I had changed a font to red because it looks like cum when you're using a certain font.
00:21:15
brannyk
Has a lot of calm. I had a lot of calm.
00:21:27
Jim Phoenix
And although I think the answer is a great book, I think that it gives up improper vibes.
00:21:34
Jim Phoenix
of what we do. So that's it in a nutshell. It's a teenage movie. You can watch it and kind of get the angle of like awkward person trying to explore sexuality.
00:21:46
brannyk
Okay.
00:21:47
Jim Phoenix
Maybe for the first time you you have that angle there. You have the friends type thing. Maybe one's a lot too older that should not be hanging out with them maybe. And you you have all of these
00:21:59
brannyk
Year old is a 15 year old.
00:22:01
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, you you have all these tropes.
00:22:03
brannyk
Okay.
00:22:04
Jim Phoenix
It's like 90210 does a spooky movie.
00:22:06
brannyk
okay
00:22:07
Jim Phoenix
you know and And I believe, I believe this is done by, well, writer Matthew John Lawrence, stars Molly Brown, Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
00:22:20
Jim Phoenix
Did I fuck his name up? Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Billy Burke. And it, gosh, hi, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I fucked your name in the first part. And it's just, it flows.
00:22:31
Jim Phoenix
It does flow. I asked for the screener. I saw i saw a small town. It releases four days from now in the United States.
00:22:39
brannyk
Well, nobody knows when we're really recording this.
00:22:43
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:22:44
brannyk
This could have been a year ago.
00:22:44
Jim Phoenix
So when you listen to this, by 10 minutes, it'll be out because it's embargo right now. And I would see, it's now our 23 minutes. I would watch this in the theater.
00:22:54
brannyk
Oh, wow.
00:22:55
Jim Phoenix
I really would. I had i had fun. I think the hour twenty three goes by.
00:22:59
brannyk
It sounds like a fun time.
00:23:01
Jim Phoenix
yeah
00:23:01
brannyk
What, what was the name of it again?
00:23:04
Jim Phoenix
This is the da data da bloody axe wound.
00:23:08
brannyk
Okay. Bloody axe wound.
00:23:09
Jim Phoenix
The tagline is high schooler can be a killer. And yeah, absolutely.
00:23:15
brannyk
Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:17
Jim Phoenix
So that's mine. I'm going to give this four point five out of five.
00:23:19
brannyk
Wow.
00:23:19
Jim Phoenix
Go through those. It's it's fun.
00:23:22
brannyk
Yeah.
00:23:22
Jim Phoenix
It's rewatchable.
00:23:24
brannyk
That's like a lot of what you need in horror is the rewatchability and that's something special something.
00:23:34
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, yeah. I mean, this is something I wouldn't mind seeing in the actual theater. I wouldn't bring any young kids to because it gets really, really bloody and gutty.
00:23:47
brannyk
Okay, what is a rated?
00:23:50
Jim Phoenix
It's rated piece of shit out of me because I don't think it's rated.
00:23:55
brannyk
It's rated don't don't want let your kids watch this.
00:23:57
Jim Phoenix
I'm guessing it has to be a rated R for fucking blood and then guts and ass.
00:24:00
brannyk
Okay.
00:24:01
Jim Phoenix
Blood guts and ass.
00:24:02
brannyk
Where's their boobies?
00:24:04
Jim Phoenix
I cannot confirm or deny boobs.
00:24:07
brannyk
Okay. I can confirm in my movie.
00:24:11
Jim Phoenix
Oh, yeah. ah Speaking Speaking of, what's your movie there,

Exploring 'Replicator': Plot & Effects

00:24:14
Jim Phoenix
box?
00:24:15
brannyk
So my boot moop moby booby, booby, booby movie called Replicator.
00:24:17
Jim Phoenix
Movie.
00:24:22
brannyk
on I'm going to read what the screener says. Scared by a troubled past, small-town public defendant Darby Vincent is in constant pursuit of justice in a town littered with murette morally and ethically challenged individuals. But when the town's more nefarious citizens begin one by one to make a 100 80 degree turn into righteousness, seemingly overnight, Darby embarks on a journey that reveals violent otherworldly forces may be responsible.
00:24:55
brannyk
And that the way to virtue is a bloody and terrifying road.
00:25:01
Jim Phoenix
What movie is this?
00:25:01
brannyk
And it's called Replicator.
00:25:04
Jim Phoenix
ah
00:25:04
brannyk
It has a very cool poster.
00:25:08
Jim Phoenix
Oh no, you picked it because of poster.
00:25:10
brannyk
No, I didn't pick it because of the poster. I picked it because it was body horror. It was shot to me as body horror. And I'm like, okay.
00:25:15
Jim Phoenix
Oh, okay.
00:25:18
brannyk
was directed and written by Mark Andrew Hammer. also written by Russ Lindway.
00:25:22
Jim Phoenix
Stop. One more time. I can't get sued. and
00:25:27
brannyk
Yeah, yeah. but but but but but We got to change some of it.
00:25:30
Jim Phoenix
Hey, fucking, you can't sue me. What are you gonna do? Like, fucking Rick James gonna sue me? He's dead.
00:25:37
brannyk
It stars Bray, Noelle, Caitlin, E. Newberry, and others, I will say.
00:25:44
Jim Phoenix
The others?
00:25:45
brannyk
And the others.
00:25:45
Jim Phoenix
Like the the fucking family that kills people? The others?
00:25:48
brannyk
Mm-hmm, yes.
00:25:49
Jim Phoenix
Huh. I don't know how you got me out.
00:25:51
brannyk
Yay.
00:25:51
Jim Phoenix
You should just lead with that. Like it is fucking the others.
00:25:56
brannyk
so So, yeah, it's funny because it says, during Lifetime Movie Queen, Bray Noel. And it it does feel very Lifetime movie. The acting is very overacting.
00:26:13
Jim Phoenix
oh
00:26:13
brannyk
And I'm like looking at some of these things. I will say the music, I didn't appreciate very much.
00:26:23
Jim Phoenix
Oh,
00:26:23
brannyk
It was very bland. It just didn't flow really well. The story was okay.
00:26:30
Jim Phoenix
ah God.
00:26:31
brannyk
What?
00:26:33
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I mean, this sounds like we're going to have like a shit sandwich.
00:26:36
brannyk
we We might a little bit.
00:26:37
Jim Phoenix
I have a good one. You have a bad one.
00:26:39
Jim Phoenix
Oh, no.
00:26:40
brannyk
maybe Maybe a little
00:26:42
Jim Phoenix
oh
00:26:42
brannyk
like Like, I get some of what I was trying to go for.
00:26:47
brannyk
It had her her dad move back. um start to see, like it kind of says in here, people suddenly becoming strangely better.
00:26:56
Jim Phoenix
Coming.
00:26:57
brannyk
But it like I said, it has boobs in it.
00:26:57
Jim Phoenix
coming
00:27:03
Jim Phoenix
Damn right
00:27:05
brannyk
It's a strange story, but I will say that the practical effects were really good. It was a good amount of body horror, a good amount of goopy, slimy tentacle-y stuff.
00:27:20
Jim Phoenix
Tentacles.
00:27:21
brannyk
um
00:27:22
Jim Phoenix
Wasn't that the guy in the Iliad? Tentacles.
00:27:25
brannyk
No, I don't think it's my alien.
00:27:28
Jim Phoenix
Oh, no.
00:27:29
Jim Phoenix
I kind of like, like, couldn't be killed.
00:27:31
brannyk
but the
00:27:32
Jim Phoenix
Oh, that's Testicles. Oh, my God. That's from SharknadoGuy.
00:27:36
brannyk
Oh, is it?
00:27:37
Jim Phoenix
Ian's hearing, yeah. Testicles. it was the Mighty Testicles. I'm a little fast, though.
00:27:41
brannyk
I didn't see that.
00:27:42
Jim Phoenix
Oh, my God. Really?
00:27:44
brannyk
Yeah, no, I'm good, I'm good.
00:27:44
Jim Phoenix
Fuck out. We need to do.
00:27:48
brannyk
But the the FX makeup and the creature to design was from Dave Greathouse. The practical effects were, yeah, they were really good.
00:27:56
Jim Phoenix
Was it good?
00:28:00
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:28:02
brannyk
They were very appropriate for body horror. They were very like, like I said, test, testicles. Yeah, tentacle. Thanks.
00:28:10
Jim Phoenix
I know.
00:28:10
brannyk
Tentacle, you know, gross otherworldly monster bubbling.
00:28:14
Jim Phoenix
And box is only saying that because I haven't put my pants behind it yet.
00:28:17
brannyk
Nor skin, nor bones, nor muscles.
00:28:20
Jim Phoenix
I'm just I'm just like ghosts.
00:28:22
brannyk
You're just ghost and it's, it's literally like just his top half, nothing.
00:28:23
Jim Phoenix
There's ghosts.
00:28:28
brannyk
And then legs.
00:28:28
Jim Phoenix
Nothing. or
00:28:30
brannyk
It's really weird. But yeah, ah ah I would not say I was a super fan of this movie. I won't go into some of the twists and turns of it. There are a few twists and turns.
00:28:47
brannyk
Yeah, I think the only thing that really, really stood out was the special effects, were which were, like I said, admittedly really good. and Every time that they were on I was engaged.
00:28:58
brannyk
I was enthused. I was like, oh that's gross on ah ah Stuff coming out of people's belly buttons you I don't like that but in a good way like No,
00:29:02
Jim Phoenix
They're on.
00:29:07
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:29:11
Jim Phoenix
Ew, is there any really good way to have stuff coming out of I was just like the zombie sex orgy.
00:29:18
brannyk
no no, it's more like
00:29:20
Jim Phoenix
It's been coming.
00:29:22
brannyk
No, it was more like, uh, you know how Stargate has, like, little aliens that go in your tummy?
00:29:28
Jim Phoenix
No, I don't. I never watched that movie.
00:29:31
brannyk
Oh, did you watch the series, Stargate?
00:29:33
Jim Phoenix
There's a series.
00:29:33
brannyk
Series? Yeah, it goes in your tummy.
00:29:36
Jim Phoenix
The series goes in my tummy.
00:29:36
brannyk
There's a little... Yeah, the series goes in your tummy and becomes an alien. There's like an alien.
00:29:40
Jim Phoenix
Father Smith, is that you? Sorry.
00:29:43
brannyk
Anyway, so...
00:29:44
Jim Phoenix
I watched Stargate and Stargot back in my theater with Stargot because the theater couldn't afford the entire screen. So I got cut off. So I watched like three fourths of the movie, like literally just three fourths of a movie.
00:29:55
brannyk
but a bunch.
00:29:56
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. I mean, that's all that I saw it in the fucking theater.
00:30:02
brannyk
Well, I'm gonna give it a two out of five.
00:30:06
Jim Phoenix
Oh, this is going to piss you off. And two out of five. I'm so sorry, box.
00:30:12
brannyk
You know, I did want body horror.
00:30:12
Jim Phoenix
Because you want a body horror, right?
00:30:16
brannyk
I mean, I got it, but I wanted a little bit more to it.
00:30:18
Jim Phoenix
Oh, you want a more body horror.
00:30:20
brannyk
I wanted, yeah.
00:30:21
Jim Phoenix
You wanted substance.
00:30:22
brannyk
Yeah, I don't like how you're touching your, your string on your hoodie.
00:30:28
Jim Phoenix
Well, this is because I am getting excited.
00:30:30
brannyk
You're getting excited. I get it.
00:30:33
Jim Phoenix
You know why?
00:30:35
brannyk
Why?
00:30:36
Jim Phoenix
It's our last show. And that means I, with my 25,000 charity books, will just take some time reading each and every one of them, making sure I bend the corners and then like, you know, sell one of them for like $1,000 and then, you know, pure profit after that.
00:30:38
brannyk
what's are Oh, yeah.
00:30:56
brannyk
Yeah, then we have it made, right?
00:30:58
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, yeah. No, I get excited because I had a last

In-Depth Look at 'Street Trash'

00:31:04
Jim Phoenix
second addition to my movie screener bucket from strike media here, sent me this. And it comes from the guy who made fried berry.
00:31:20
brannyk
I don't know, fried berry.
00:31:21
Jim Phoenix
You've never seen fried berry. What the actual fuck?
00:31:26
brannyk
I'm younger than you. Remember that.
00:31:28
Jim Phoenix
Motherfucker, it came out last year or some shit, like two years ago, three, four, I don't know.
00:31:32
brannyk
I don't know, man.
00:31:34
Jim Phoenix
Internet that shit. But anyways, fry berry, if you have, first of all, if you've not seen fry berry, you should probably watch it. I think it's on shutter still, if not somewhere.
00:31:45
brannyk
I'm going to check shutter.
00:31:47
Jim Phoenix
But this is one of the ones, I think Dave Davis did the review.
00:31:52
brannyk
Oh gosh, that's a long time ago.
00:31:55
Jim Phoenix
yeah Yeah, when it first came out for Joe Bob Riggs, I saw it up with Dave, not in the person, but, you know, all same time.
00:32:01
brannyk
Oh, it is on shutter.
00:32:02
Jim Phoenix
and zero And I believe they were starting to interact with us just because of the things that Dave was saying about the movie. And it is a a freaky fucking little movie.
00:32:15
Jim Phoenix
Be a fucking good movie. And see, I saw only that was done by the guy that did fry Barry. I was like, sign my ass up. I have either never seen the original street trash from 1987, or I don't fucking remember it.
00:32:32
Jim Phoenix
Doesn't matter either way. I am watching this one now.
00:32:40
brannyk
Street trash.
00:32:40
Jim Phoenix
And it is a fucking amazing.
00:32:46
brannyk
Okay.
00:32:47
Jim Phoenix
It's so amazing. I'm not even letting this Lost Boys 2 trailer get in my way. Fuck that shit. Scrolling past it. A group of homeless misfits must fight for survival when they discover a plot to exterminate every homeless person in the city.
00:33:01
brannyk
Wow.
00:33:04
Jim Phoenix
That is the log line. It is funny. It starts out with body horror to the part where I was like, I was pretty sick the last couple of weeks and I've been like, uh,
00:33:19
Jim Phoenix
aspirated. If you ever, you ever like sleep and then threw up and it went through your lungs, not funds, they're all 10 stars for that shit.
00:33:25
brannyk
We need a trigger warning for that, gross.
00:33:26
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:33:28
Jim Phoenix
ah ah Well, shit, dying ain't pretty. So when this came on, they started out with just this person like throwing up and throwing up and like the face is peeling off and like they're bleeding from all sorts of shit.
00:33:38
brannyk
Oh man.
00:33:43
Jim Phoenix
So I'm like, that's body horror right there. And I was like, oh, okay, this is a little too soon for me, but fuck it, push through it.
00:33:49
brannyk
oh man
00:33:51
Jim Phoenix
And then I see the guy from fried berry and it looks just like the guy from fucking fried berry. So I don't know if it's the same character or not. I asked the guy, I don't know if it's the same fucking character.
00:34:03
Jim Phoenix
I'm like, is this this? So I don't remember the guy's name as like fried berry, maybe, I don't know. And I'm like, God damn it. I'm watching this guy do fried berry shit through this collective of misfits on the street.
00:34:18
Jim Phoenix
I would say this is a bit like, what was that Roddy Piper movie?
00:34:24
brannyk
The poster looks, oh, they live.
00:34:27
Jim Phoenix
They live. Thank you. This is a bit like they live meets Cheech and Chong's born East LA or that's just more Cheech means born in East LA by Cheech meets I don't even fucking the stuff.
00:34:43
Jim Phoenix
Maybe.
00:34:43
brannyk
Oh, wow.
00:34:45
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. I believe I summed it up to their PR people with two words. Holy fuck.
00:34:55
Jim Phoenix
I watched even the goddamn credits.
00:34:59
brannyk
wow holy cow you really ate that up okay oh there was another actor in fried berry that was also in this no it's uh martini i guess he was also in good omen so
00:35:01
Jim Phoenix
because the kept they kept giving me shit during the credits. And I'm not gonna spoil. They marveled the shit out of the credits. I'm not gonna spoil the last part of the credits. It's worth it. Wash the entire fucking credits. It's fucking worth it. Well, it's probably fry berry.
00:35:25
Jim Phoenix
Mr. Martini. Oh, okay, cool. This is effects like you've never seen before.
00:35:35
Jim Phoenix
It is not a comedy, but it's funny.
00:35:39
brannyk
Okay.
00:35:40
Jim Phoenix
And the moments are supposed to be funny and they are funny, but it's not really a comedy. They're just saying a straight horror. But I think maybe because they're redoing part of the the 80s vibe of it and it really does like have 80s colors in it.
00:35:55
brannyk
I like the tagline that says melt the ridge.
00:35:56
Jim Phoenix
You know, it's a big little fucking shit.
00:36:01
Jim Phoenix
They melt everyone.
00:36:03
brannyk
Oh, yeah. but i thought
00:36:04
Jim Phoenix
They melt absolutely fucking everyone.
00:36:05
brannyk
like
00:36:07
Jim Phoenix
And I...
00:36:09
brannyk
photos are amazing.
00:36:09
Jim Phoenix
i Everything about this movie is amazing. It's an hour 25 long. I don't know the rating. It's not really out yet. So they might change ratings until it actually releases.
00:36:22
brannyk
When does it come in?
00:36:22
Jim Phoenix
But by the time you hear this, let me know what the rating was. By the time you hear it, it's out. You guys can tell me what the rating was. Yeah, fried berry was 2020. So this was five years later and I'm like, motherfuckers.
00:36:37
Jim Phoenix
He did fried berry and this? That's not even fair.
00:36:41
brannyk
Oh, it is the same character in Friedberry. The character of Ronald appears in both movies.
00:36:45
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Nice. Oh, that's the name round. so You have family, different types of family. You've got comedy. You've got the fish out of water. You've got this eat the rich, melt the rich, I guess trope going on. You have body horror. You've got really good acting, like tremendously good acting and really funny and really touching moments at the same time and really disgusting moments. You have all this and a blue fucking
00:37:22
Jim Phoenix
alien demon. I don't fucking know a smurf that got too big. Who the fuck knows? But it's the filthiest.
00:37:30
brannyk
He's not three apples tall anymore.
00:37:32
Jim Phoenix
No, the three pumpkins tall, but it's the filthiest little fucking thing. And it's funny. Maybe it's, oh my God, it's roller gator. This is what roller gator should have been.
00:37:43
brannyk
This is what Roller Gator should have been.
00:37:43
Jim Phoenix
That fucking smart ass little blue thing. They probably melted original roller. We're gonna make it out of it. I,
00:37:50
brannyk
You should have that as the tagline.
00:37:53
Jim Phoenix
better than the Rolligator. No, this is what Rolligator shimmed, yeah. I loved it. I gave it five out of five gathoos to the PR guy, and I'm sticking with it. Five out of five, if you like fry berry, but you're like, holy shit, what the fuck did I watch? Watch street trash. If you didn't like fry berry, that's okay, everyone has their own opinion. Still watch street trash.
00:38:18
Jim Phoenix
It is the best movie to go out on for 2024. I'm so glad. And I've done like get away or get out of here, get Nick Frost in a cab.
00:38:29
Jim Phoenix
I've got ax murderers and all sorts of shit. This is the best movie of a very strong December season.
00:38:39
brannyk
Nice.
00:38:39
Jim Phoenix
That's it. Five out of five and five out of motherfucking fives.
00:38:42
brannyk
And that's gu that's what to go out to for 2024.
00:38:47
Jim Phoenix
That's right. And with that said, holy shit box. What do you want to plug?
00:38:54
brannyk
Oh boy, that's a good good question. I know I've said it before. I'm going to say it again.
00:39:00
Jim Phoenix
The answer.
00:39:01
brannyk
Huh?
00:39:01
Jim Phoenix
The answer motherfucker.
00:39:04
brannyk
Dancer too. I don't know if I'm in Dancer or not.
00:39:06
Jim Phoenix
You don't think you are. Didn't you just sense me?
00:39:09
brannyk
I did send something.
00:39:10
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:39:12
brannyk
Maybe, maybe, maybe not. We'll have to see. Just buy it so you can see for a minute guys. I would plug going to our website. There's a lot of cool stuff.
00:39:22
brannyk
I'd plug if you could leave us a review or a like.
00:39:25
Jim Phoenix
content MDL.
00:39:27
brannyk
And I'm also gonna plug fandom trumps hate because boy, we're back at it again, aren't we guys? So it's gonna be opening up soon and for call outs if you are in a fandom.
00:39:41
brannyk
If you like fandom stuff, if you wanna, there's a whole bunch of stuff you can either bid on or you can, you know, offer up

Charity Event Promotions & Haunted Bookstore

00:39:48
brannyk
for other fans.
00:39:48
Jim Phoenix
Don't bid on my fucking books, you.
00:39:50
brannyk
Oh, this is something completely different.
00:39:51
Jim Phoenix
Those are my books. My moolahs.
00:39:55
brannyk
you can it's basically like It's all charity work, 100% goes to charity, and if you have a fandom that you like, you can go see if people are willing to write you something, draw you something, have something of yours translated, etc.
00:39:57
Jim Phoenix
Moolah, all the money. All the book money.
00:40:09
Jim Phoenix
I should put those books on fucking fandom traps.
00:40:12
brannyk
etc so
00:40:16
Jim Phoenix
I'll write my name in this book. Did you want, no, I can't give up shopping malls. What would I give? I don't know.
00:40:27
brannyk
I don't think so.
00:40:28
Jim Phoenix
man
00:40:29
brannyk
Probably not.
00:40:29
Jim Phoenix
they should be yeah
00:40:31
brannyk
But yeah, go and go and see it. And like I said, well like my-host, I didn't say it. This is Jim. But you know we're on Blue Sky, we're on Facebook, we're on Insta.
00:40:44
brannyk
you know Like us, follow us. Don't like us. Still follow us. Whatever you feel like. And I just want to wish everybody thank you for listening. Thank you for supporting us.
00:40:57
brannyk
It's been a hell of a year for me. Not always in the best ways, but I'm looking forward to 2025.
00:41:04
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Blame meums. Amen. That and a baba boo y'all. No, I will say, sorry, Jeffrey Dean Morgan for fucking your name up.
00:41:10
brannyk
Bababooey.
00:41:17
Jim Phoenix
You've got three easy fucking names in a row.
00:41:19
brannyk
And
00:41:19
Jim Phoenix
They're all first names, by the way. And what the fuck that happened?
00:41:21
brannyk
And Jib still can't do it.
00:41:24
Jim Phoenix
I fucked it up, man. I'm so sorry, dude. But I do appreciate the movie. You know, my buddy acts very fucking cool, dude. and fried berries and all sorts of things. I will say for 2025, go. We've just launched, by the time you hear this, we've just launched our own bookstore. That's right. Checkmate CZYKMATE.com. Go for it. It's all over haunted books plus others. We got a whole lot of shit going on. We're peeling stuff off so we can get more money to charities instead of Amazon, which I always appreciate.
00:42:03
Jim Phoenix
All that and more dancers out. Oh my. class Dancer. You must get dancer. I loves it a lot. And then next year we've got documentary to hit home with 2025 streaming demons.
00:42:18
Jim Phoenix
When we're starting, I don't know a February or something. No, wait.
00:42:22
brannyk
Something.
00:42:23
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:42:23
brannyk
We're gonna start sometime.
00:42:24
Jim Phoenix
Sometimes soon.
00:42:25
brannyk
We'll see y'all in the next, in the next year. Can't get rid of us.
00:42:28
Jim Phoenix
Ring that bell, like, subscribe, and lick my dick. Later, containers. Or, wait, what?
00:42:34
brannyk
That's what you wanna go out on.
00:42:37
Jim Phoenix
Merry Christmas.
00:42:39
brannyk
It's a go stick, people can't even find it.
00:42:42
Jim Phoenix
That's right, keep blowing somewhere. Casper goes, ooh. Ghost babies are made this way.
00:42:47
brannyk
Oh my god, that's what we end up with. What a fucking year.
00:42:53
Jim Phoenix
Hi, Mom.
00:42:57
Jim Phoenix
Yep. It's been that year.
00:43:03
brannyk
and I'm surprised you didn't do the aw, oh, oops, oops.
00:43:09
Jim Phoenix
Oh, no, no, no, no. Why would I?
00:43:12
brannyk
I don't know.
00:43:13
Jim Phoenix
Why would I?
00:43:25
brannyk
ah
00:43:25
Jim Phoenix
Bye, y'all.