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Streamin' Demons Bonus Episode: A Cursed Man & Joe Bob's Christmas Carnage
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Join Jim Phoenix in this special bonus episode of Streamin' Demons as he dives into the intriguing documentary "A Cursed Man" and shares his thoughts on Joe Bob Briggs' Christmas Carnage. From voodoo curses to holiday horror, Jim gives you the lowdown on the latest must-watch content. Don't miss out on his candid review, hilarious commentary, and a sneak peek into upcoming episodes. Tune in now!
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Transcript
Introduction and Shout-outs
00:00:00
Jim Phoenix
And then I told them, Oh, Oh, sorry. I was telling an antidote with my Darcy in the mail girl glass. And boy, it's cold in here. I think I'll, Oh, is this the Joe Bob Briggs last drive in blankie snuggly? Why? Yes, it is. And if you're a fan of Joe Bob and Darcy in the mail girl and everyone else, check them out today, Friday the 13th.
Joe Bob's Christmas Event Announcement
00:00:25
Jim Phoenix
Oh shit. Really?
00:00:27
Jim Phoenix
Good for you guys. Friday the 13th on shutter at 9 p.m. Eastern is Joe Bob's Briggs is Christmas carnage. Go do it for charity. See if you can all bid me on d Darcy's panties. You won't. Oh, and also we're talking about the curse, man. All that and more on this stream of demons hit my music. I drink my beverage.
00:00:53
Jim Phoenix
Pinkies out because that's the way I does it. Mm hmm. Everyone knows like what the hell is he doing? Pinky's out the hell is that?
00:01:09
Jim Phoenix
That's my face having tinnitus as my music plays in my headphones like. How was in my glass? Hmm. That's good aspartate.
00:01:23
Jim Phoenix
but Oh, we're back. We're back. All right.
Bonus Episode and Secret Assignment
00:01:27
Jim Phoenix
Well, everyone, welcome to streaming demons bonus episode. That's right. Another bonus episode coming your way. Brannock is on secret assignment. They are trapped in Detroit. I won't lie. I think anyone in Detroit is either trapped her or fleeing it. So I'm guessing it's one of the two, but we do have that documentary.
00:01:50
Jim Phoenix
streaming demons before over the end of the year coming out. That's right. With some very cool kind of surprises. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Exploring 'A Cursed Man' - Is Magic Real?
00:02:01
Jim Phoenix
But I do have a bonus documentary is a cursed man. 2025. It comes out. You can watch it now. Came out. Shit. Stream it. I don't know.
00:02:14
Jim Phoenix
So here is the plot line for my MDB filmmaker, Liam Le Guilher, Galoo, seeks out an occult curse to answer the question, is magic real? Forcing the question, nature, reality, and beliefs in this dangerous, never before seen dark social experiment. Okay. Let me break this down for you. yeah
00:02:41
Jim Phoenix
I saw this screener come by my mailbox. I'm like, shit, this sounds interesting. Let me add it. I've been kind of doing that a lot lately. It is based on a true story. I mean, it's a documentary, so it's I'm saying based on true story documentaries. If you if you don't know this spoiler, they're not really true. there's There's a fucking camera crew, God damn it.
00:03:09
Jim Phoenix
There's editing going on. They're not true. They're documentaries. They're not fucking reeling 24 seven. It's documentaries. It's cut footage. It's like found footage, but they found that footage on their camera and they cut it up and then they put it out. It's a, it's a found footage thing. I mean, it was Docker footage. So documentaries aren't always true or really mostly true. Never true. Really honest. Fuck anyways. So.
00:03:36
Jim Phoenix
It is a documentary about a dude wanting to get cursed just to see if shit's real.
Cultural Reactions to Curses
00:03:42
Jim Phoenix
Oh my God. That's pretty interesting. It's pretty interesting. I can't wait to see it. And then it's got the, a burning pentagram and a curse man. You know, the true story of the occult motherfucker shocking. God damn it. It's shocking. Fuck you all. I'm shocked. Never been seen before.
00:04:03
Jim Phoenix
Anyways, I'm gonna go back to my Darshan and male girl drink. Oh, yes, that is a tattoo or two or 12. So back to this movie, a curse man. It's pretty much centered on Liam going out and honestly just trying to curse. It's, it is pretty interesting. I'll give this, I watched this recently. So it's time I fresh my mind.
00:04:29
Jim Phoenix
And he does a bit of introduction. Here's this voodoo guy. He talks to the voodoo guy. Here's the hoodoo guy. He talks to the hoodoo guy. Here's this one. He talks to this one. Here's the one from India. He has a travel budget, apparently. It's a dude with air miles trying to get cursed. I think that's his fucking lobby line for this.
00:04:52
Jim Phoenix
But he does give the people like the, how do I want to say the, the, which doctor, that's not correct. The source for it. It's not a crack. He, he gives the people, the petitioners sometime to talk. And a lot of them are like curse. What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, someone encouraged you. Okay. You want us to curse you. Get the fuck out of my shop. but There's no curse for there. Get the fuck out.
00:05:23
Jim Phoenix
And it's kind of funny because one guy's like, yeah, ah so this must be a privileged thing, right? You know, I don't need to know what negative energy feels like. I'm a black man in New Orleans. Like a nice white boy. Like what the fuck's wrong with you? And it's funny how it starts out that way because it kind of ends up that way. I'm not going to spoil. I'm not going to spoil anything in this movie. You see it for yourself, make your own suggestions.
Debunking Found Footage Myths
00:05:53
Jim Phoenix
But I will say some people were saying this on the internet, like, well, it's not a found footage. Like it never says a found fucking footage. It's nowhere is this saying found footage. This is a documentary, motherfuckers. Like what was the misunderstanding and reading? Like who taught you to read if you thought this was a found footage? It's not scary. It's documentary. I mean, documentaries are scary. Supersize me. That fucking scared me. i dont And speaking of Supersize me, I summed this up. I will have Nicole review this again for our site because she's doing the, a witch's point of view on things. So I find really fascinating. I've read her stuff, the Coletrols on our how to empty outside. She does like the witch's point of view for supernatural, you know, she'll like that. I think she'll have fun with this movie and I'm really interested in what she's thinking of.
00:06:50
Jim Phoenix
But from my own point of view, I summed it up to her this way. It's like, supersize me for a-holes. That's basically where it is. Like, supersize me, yeah like a squirrel that goes out and he gets supersized, you know, in terms of science, just rucks his fucking body for a month to prove that McDonald's is bad for you. ah Kind of an asshole move to your body, by the way. You don't need that much science to prove McDonald's is bad for you for a fucking month every day.
00:07:18
Jim Phoenix
But this is the kind of the same setup where it's like, I'm going to go and to for a hoodoo, voodoo and the Mexican devil worshipers. And I'll do a blood thing for Satan. Whatever it is, you know. Sure, I guess. And only because I want to see if magic's real. Magic Johnson? Yeah. The motherfucker's a point guard. He's got like four or five rings. He's one. and Oh, you mean, okay. That's something else. Wrong magic. My bad.
00:07:48
Jim Phoenix
So he goes out and try to prove it and he's trying to prove it. And I always do is this oh prove. oh No, you can't prove it, motherfucker. and so If you want to do a scientific experiment, be a scientist. Don't be some douche. I'm going to prove this, buddy. Oh, fuck off. I'll tell you how when my score is going to be, huh? But see joe he goes through this and they do get they do curse him.
00:08:13
Jim Phoenix
They cursed the shit out of him. Not everyone. Some are like, what the fuck's wrong with you? And most were like, eh, fuck it. Why not? So they cursed the shit out of him. Spoiler alert. He is the cursed man. I guess the title of the fucking film. Here we go.
00:08:31
Jim Phoenix
but he kind of goes into and it and kind of doesn't. And then there's a different ceremony. I'm not going to spoiler this. It's a different ceremony towards the end. I won't say if it's good or bad ceremony, you know, that you see him shirtless.
00:08:51
Jim Phoenix
Then this that yes, motherfucker, this is important. You see him shirtless and you see him. He has one of those like ah Chinese fucking tattoos. I'm like, oh, you're that asshole. I get it now. I fucking get it now. You're that asshole. Cool. 1990s calling you and wants this fucking beaten necklace back.
00:09:14
Jim Phoenix
What the shit? I guess who's not doing an interview with me on what's cracking later on. Oh, my bad. Fuck it, who cares? But yeah, it's kind of like what the first guy said, I believe it was the first, might've been the second guy, said where it's kind of like, ah yeah, this sounds like a very entitled white person thing.
Documentary Critique
00:09:36
Jim Phoenix
And you watch this documentary and you're like, holy shit, this is a very entitled white person thing.
00:09:42
Jim Phoenix
And so I'm going to say this it as a documentary, it's okay. The beginning is interesting, but it kind of like spins for no reason. You know, it doesn't really find a lot of traction. you If in a documentary, if you don't care about the person, like we cared about Morgan's trip in supersize me because we're like, holy fuck, that's all of us.
00:10:08
Jim Phoenix
You know, we want to see how bad or Michael Morris documentaries. we We care about this ship because it's us. I guess I'm not a white douchebag. Fucking sue me, bitch. ah What do you want? LLC. Good luck. ah My opinion. Okay. But I don't know. I wanted to watch it. I signed up for it. I want to like it.
00:10:38
Jim Phoenix
and it's not horribly done, it's just puff. It's been done. I think there's a, and the the funny thing is when one person's like, there's no such thing as voodoo zombies, like you can fucking tell a serpent to rainbow that. God damn it. As a matter of fact, there you go. Watch Serpent and the Rainbow. I think that's the name of the movie. Watch that fucking one. Much better. 1,000% better. It's not documentary, fucking close enough.
00:11:05
Jim Phoenix
You know, I think the idea is there, and I do believe, this is the line of paraphrasing from of the movie, where it's like, well, you kind of went into this as like a party trick, like, oh, show me this bullshit. And it's really rude. And I think that kind of gets past this. I think the guy is just really douchey.
00:11:33
Jim Phoenix
And I think that's why people won't engage with this movie as much as they may have by the by the actual title and the theme of it. But you have to make your own
Final Rating and Opinions
00:11:45
Jim Phoenix
decisions, man. Most people think I'm an asshole, so fuck it. What do I know? So special effects, none. Practical offense, none.
00:11:53
Jim Phoenix
If you've seen a real world documentary from MTV, anywhere, probably seen this history. Shit. Watch Jack and Ozzy. Toward the world. Anyone on those motherfuckers randomly beats the shit out of this. And plus he gets to see Ozzy color and shit like that. So that's even better. But for this one, I do appreciate the screener, but I'll be honest. Uh, God.
00:12:21
Jim Phoenix
oh The scores are bouncing in me head right now. The scores are bouncing in me head. I will give it a, you know what? I'm going to give it a 2.5 out of five. Go through those. I think that's fair. And honestly, if it were not for the people he interviews, this would be like a one. Like the people he interviews are actually interesting part of this. That's the interesting part, the people he interviewed. His story, unfortunately it's a documentary based on his story. There's just no look. I'm sorry. I'm done. But you know who was also done?
00:13:15
Jim Phoenix
Not my credit card, motherfuckers. That's right. So Joe Bob Briggs. Oh, hold on. Let me take another sip of my Darcy.
00:13:24
Jim Phoenix
Ho ho and another ho Merry Christmas. Mm. That's fucking slipper. So for you, it is cold in here. Yes, I am wearing a Snoopy little thing, but Joe Bob Briggs Christmas carnage.
00:13:37
Jim Phoenix
It's Friday, the 13th, 9 p.m. Eastern and 6 p.m. specific. If you live somewhere else, do your fucking math yourself. Shrutter is streaming. We're going to be on social media all over this.
Social Media Promotion
00:13:52
Jim Phoenix
We're giving shit away. Follow us at underscore at underscore haunted empty underscore for not Twitter, Twitch threads. Fuck it.
00:14:03
Jim Phoenix
sort of fatigue I might put some stuff on Facebook to push us more. Follow us on Facebook as well. hunted anthony l If you liked my drumming of a fucking poor dude's documentary, like and subscribe. We got one more show. It's going to be a blast. And I got one more solo show. Oh, something I can't pass up and something I can't talk about until almost Christmas.
00:14:30
Jim Phoenix
but it is going to be the fucking coolest thing. So watch out for that. All that and and demons hit it. Remember Joe Bob today, charity 9pm. Bye. I'm gonna drink my drinking.
00:14:49
Jim Phoenix
She's got a string. No kidding. It's just rubber brand. Ooh, that's a gross joke. Maybe she has diva cup. I don't know. 12 people got that joke.
00:15:06
Jim Phoenix
Can't wait for my AI to cut this one up. And he said motherfucker a lot. Is that part of the show? Like and subscribe, motherfuckers. No.
00:15:17
Jim Phoenix
ah
00:15:21
Jim Phoenix
There you go. Yeah, motherfucker.