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Nonsensical nonsense- If we're still Live by dawn.... Call the president
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High-Energy Introduction
00:04:11
Speaker
Welcome to the fucking show.
00:04:16
Speaker
Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:04:32
Speaker
but what may There it is. That's up, everybody. How you doing, sir, Blaze? I'm good. It is not Friday night, right? I know. i It's not shit.
00:04:46
Speaker
I mean, you're going to be here forever.
Open Door Challenge to Nonsensical Network
00:04:48
Speaker
Welcome everybody to the nonsensical network. This is nonsensical nonsense. The open door challenge in the comments, as you will see, there is a link if you are brave enough. Come on up. Say hi. Say your piece. Give us something to talk about because I don't have a ton to talk about tonight, but I'm sure we'll find something because we're going to be here all the way.
00:05:16
Speaker
oh And if we're still live by dawn call the president Well, Jeff, did you watch I know?
Controversial Celebrity Fights Discussion
00:05:25
Speaker
There was a fight last night. We touched on it moments ago, but So I did not watch it So for well, I'm actually Connor is gonna be up here in a little bit. He said he did watch it apparently Netflix is getting their asses reamed because they try well unlike us when they go live unlike us when they do it their stream doesn't hold up like apparently there was a whole bunch of people bitching them but mo and about how it would buffer for like
00:06:03
Speaker
way too long. all and i Jake Paul mentioned something about, I heard this, I don't know if it's true, but he was bragging about how they crashed Netflix's server. It couldn't keep up. That's how many people were watching the fight while you and I were doing something important like watching a movie.
00:06:23
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ah Because did in my opinion, and I mentioned this to Connor last night, You couldn't get a more rigged fight.
00:06:37
Speaker
I get it. You know, Tyson is. I won't call him over the hill because he'll probably beat me up, but. um He's an older dude. It's safe to say he's definitely not in his prime anymore. I think yeah He's he's past his peak. I don't think there's no and saying and I don't know if it's true or not But I did hear that apparently in the contract Tyson wasn't allowed to knock him out He wasn't allowed to lock knock Jake Paul out. Once again, I don't know how true this is But it was like fine grit kind of thing
00:07:13
Speaker
And as soon as I heard that, I was like, oh, it's fucking rigged. ah
00:07:19
Speaker
I'm not the biggest fan of Dave Portnoy. he He actually runs Barstool Sports. But I did see a post of his on TikTok last night ah before the fight, before you and I went live, actually. And he said that the Jake Paul had a, he was a 200 to one oh underdog.
00:07:42
Speaker
which in a fight like this, giving Jake Paul's record, and i um I'm not a sports guy, but giving his record, and from my understanding of rigging fights, that's a money grab, dude, because oh yeah if I was a smart man and I am not, I would have bet on Paul because I know it's fucking rigged, and I would have made a fucking crap ton of money.
00:08:14
Speaker
I'm sitting here, seeing if there's any articles. But yeah, I, from my understanding, Connor was telling me last night on Snapchat, he was like, you know, Tyson looked slow. He was sluggish to unanimous. It was a unanimous decision, which I call bullshit.
00:08:35
Speaker
You know, and at the end of the day, good for you. You beat up an old man. Holy shit. You know how much Jake Paul got got paid for that? A lot of money. Like 40 million dollars. Yeah. Yeah. Holy fuck. And well, even Tyson got paid a boat. Oh, I'm sure he did, too. You know, you I actually learned this I don't know who's today or last night. But when you do a fight, there's... You you get a show up fee, which is... Choco will know more because I know he was watching it. What's up, buddy?
00:09:14
Speaker
the phone ah You get a show up fee, so when you show up, you get paid X amount. But if you win, you get paid again, like double. Yeah. um So the show up fee was like insane amount of money. And then, of course, when you win, and you get paid again.
00:09:32
Speaker
Talk about the fight last night. We did not walk. It's estimated that Tyson got paid 20 million. Yeah. Yeah. We were doing important stuff like anything else but watch the fight because we're not sports guys. whoa And I know you said you were watching the fight. What what was your thoughts? It was a fucking shitty ass fight. and That was bullshit. See? well would you would you Would you agree with me saying it was fucking rigged?
00:10:02
Speaker
Yes. Yes. I would have made millions, dude, because I was going to I actually thought about betting on it. Yeah, because I could have gone to you guys right now. Yeah. Yeah, we're live. Oh, my bad. My bad for cussing. I just thought I thought I would just. Oh, yeah. Because we care about fucking cussing, please. It's Saturday night. Everything goes. I had to check to see if we realized I was like i that think we are.
Rigged Matches & Celebrity Death Matches
00:10:26
Speaker
Yeah, I thought it was just crappy, man. i They did a great job of hyping it up. I'll tell you that.
00:10:32
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Well, and then, of course, the delay and all that crap, too. So it was like, I get it. It was you got to get the numbers. You got to get the the butts in the seats. But a once again, I could have gone to the casino here with a couple hundred dollars and made myself a couple thousand dollars. But I would have had to leave the house number one bad time.
00:11:00
Speaker
and B, I didn't have the extra $200, but it was one of those things that was like, when I heard the the amount that Jake Paul was the underdog, and it was by 200 points, I was like, holy shit, somebody's gonna make some money. I bet a lot of people made some money.
00:11:17
Speaker
my My wife even watched it and the best fight of the night by far was the the woman, the the female fight, that Puerto Rican chick. I heard there was a controversy about that too, wasn't there? The Puerto Rican chick should have won. She fought her ass off. She had a big old cut on her face and she got screwed out of that fight. That was the best fight of the night. And then even my wife was like, man, it was like watching Jake Paul just beat up an old man. She felt bad for Bryson.
00:11:42
Speaker
That's what I said. Good for him. He beat up an old man. When he goes to a retirement home and finds another person to beat up, I'm not going to cheer because, and you know, don't be 40 million to beat up that old man. that That wasn't the dude in the training videos. The training videos that Tyson was an animal. Agreed. I agree. because I saw those training videos. I was like, did he like, you know, give up? Yeah. bob yeah well He went out there and he looked old. He all of a sudden looked like a 58-year-old. Ollie, check your Snapchat, bro. Or your WhatsApp. I sent you a picture, didn't I? Oh, OK. That's right. Yeah, you know, I didn't watch because I don't even pay for Netflix anymore because I was like, I got 14 other fucking streaming services. I don't need another one that I won't watch because I watch everything here on the computer anyways.
00:12:37
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Um, but they had the, the other fights live on YouTube and I caught clips. And then when it got to time for the Tyson Paul fight, the stream ended and said, watch the main event on YouTube, on Netflix. And I was like, god you I can't be bothered.
00:13:00
Speaker
ah I was like, yeah, I was fast-forwarding to this. Do you think I really care about the actual fight? Because, aaron you know, what's Jake Paul? He's like 27. Something like that. And Connor was telling me last night, he said, and and I'll have him confirm the numbers, but he was like, that's like him beating up his dad because he's brought Jake Paul's age and his dad's about Tyson's age. Yeah.
00:13:29
Speaker
So it's not a fair fight. Thank you, buddy. i'm I'm actually very proud of it. I thought you'd get a kick out of that. um It's one of those things. it The Jake Paul fight, and I don't want to beat a dead horse here.
00:13:47
Speaker
Oh, we're an old man. Has any of them not been rigged? You know, um you know what my wife said? She goes, this is all her. She doesn't watch sports, but she was killing it with these zingers last night. She saw what is his next fight going to be? Joe Biden. Is he going to fight Joe Biden? i'm I'm in for that. I will be fucked. So you know what they need to bring back that we need so much as a society for a laugh? Celebrity death match a fucking yes.
00:14:14
Speaker
But the real one, not the claymation shit, not the claymation, but get the two celebrities in the ring and I'll unbox it out. No, oh absolutely. The claymation. I'm talking about i like the claymation with the wasn't his name, that the the referee. I forgot his name. i can't really Let's get it out. Yeah.
00:14:35
Speaker
I agree that I do miss that, but but I wouldn't, like, you know how they have like celebrity family feud and celebrity Jeopardy? Put them in a ring! I want to see Brad pitt beat up on George Clooney. I think that'd be hilarious.
00:14:49
Speaker
Ooh, I want to see a match. Who's who's the best Batman in the ring? George Clooney, Val Kilmer. Actually, believe it or not, there is a channel. medicine There's a channel that my my kids watch on YouTube. And it's it's like I can't remember. ah It's a cartoon, but it puts all these superheroes, including like Scarlet Witch Thanos, you know, everybody and Batman.
00:15:16
Speaker
all in a arena and they fight them down like alien gets killed by Batman and then Batman gets killed by Darth Vader. It was genius. I've seen that Batman's contingency for every freaking superhero and comic book is earlier. Yeah, Dave.
00:15:36
Speaker
But it's one of those things that's like, that would be, I would get into sports because, you know, I wouldn't mind seeing De Niro get his ass kicked by Morgan Freeman. I think we hilarious. You know, he got put in in age groups, you know? That's a good, that's a good matchup right there. Morgan Freeman. Right? Morgan Freeman. And then, then he narrates the whole fucking thing later on, you know? I remember the time that he realized he fucked up. Exactly. It was at this time that De Niro realized he fucked up.
00:16:06
Speaker
you know, i but I'm gonna grab a sweater really quick. sorry like Yeah, it is like that would it is not here.
Entertainment Preferences & Show Memories
00:16:14
Speaker
It's like 10,000. It is here. I got a fan on and everything. um That would be that would be fun to see. I mean, the paydays would have to be huge to get celebrities to actually box Mills Lane. Who's Mills Lane? Why does that sound? I don't know. That sounds familiar. Where can buy token?
00:16:36
Speaker
but ah no we don't do too What are they talking about? i have no idea i mean on that you can see the thing is we sit on my cash i hey under that ah we we I actually share this out to a bunch of podcasting networks.
00:16:54
Speaker
Oh, okay. Fair enough. Yeah. On Facebook. So, uh, someone we don't need a token. You can just click the link and come on up. the link Come on up. What's your penis and just keep your penis in your pants. yeah Please. Please. Well, you just don't show it. You can keep it out.
00:17:13
Speaker
But caution on the side of air. But that, I think that would be fun. Like I would actually watch sports. Like you get, you get Sigourney Weaver against like Jennifer Lawrence. You know, the battle of female badasses.
00:17:31
Speaker
Because well, and the reason why you put those two together is like, I guess like a couple of months ago, Jennifer Lawrence is like, talking to ah some some network or some interview and she was like, you know, I'm really happy that that the studio finally put a female lead in a movie and and it was me and I was like, what was Sigourney Weaver was an alien motherfucker combat. So, you know, put those two. Yeah.
00:18:01
Speaker
Well, Jimmy Lee Curtis was a female lead. In what? Well, besides Halloween. Well, it was it like she was talking about being a you know, eyes. She wasn't a character. I guess so. I guess she was sexy as hell in it, but she wasn't a lead. Deep cut. I forgot about that one. I love it. What's that? True Lies. That's a good true lies. I love that movie.
00:18:27
Speaker
ah I did see something, Blaze, I thought you would find interesting. What? I saw a remake of a movie, and I was like, really? Do you remember the... um ah What's her name? From mal bundy and from from married with your daughter. Yeah, there you are. Oh, well, Christina Applegate. Thank you. She did a movie in the 80s called Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.
00:18:56
Speaker
That's an awesome movie. They remade it. No, no. It's on prime. I refuse to watch it because it was a perfect movie. Well, I mean, I need another good scathing review. I might watch it. That's why i I wanted to mention it to you. um watch you am I might watch it tonight. I've been staying up to like four o'clock in the morning, guys.
00:19:19
Speaker
I got to sleep till noon today. It was awesome. I literally work all night. i'm I'm up. I'm up right there with you, man. I work from 10 o'clock tonight. When I got off this morning, took a nap and here I am here. These shroom chocolates kept me up all night, dude. I was fucking crying. You were fried last night by the end of the movie. Chaka, by the way,
00:19:40
Speaker
Tech Out, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Love it. Blaze watched it. And when I first mentioned it, he was like, oh, not my kind of movie. My ex-wife liked it. And I don't know. and And what was your reaction, sir? It it was a great movie. I love it. I love it. Most F, that's one of Most F's first movies that he he was in. And I'm a big Most, I don't know if you guys listened to his music. That dude's a lyricist. Love that dude. Yeah, he is. And he's he's funny, too.
00:20:08
Speaker
He's a, he's a, he's a bad-ass brood, man. Bad-ass brood. The fruit abides. The fruit abides. Uh, Blaze kept mentioning that Arthur looked like the big Lebowski because he had a robe on most of the movies. Martin Martin. What's his name? Martin Freeman is the guy's name. The actor. On what? On Hitchhiker's Guide.
00:20:36
Speaker
The main character's real name is Martin. Oh, I don't remember. Martin Freeman. but You were like, you kept saying, you kept giving one liners from Big Lebowski.
00:20:53
Speaker
but ah But yeah, I saw that remake and I was like, you know what? I can't be bothered to watch it. Much like I couldn't be bothered to watch the Jake Paul and Tyson.
00:21:06
Speaker
I just, I just had high hopes for that because, because of Mike Tyson, because I agree. I wanted Tyson to win. Yeah. I would like to knock out Jake Paul, but he's bigger than me. So yeah, I figured like this guy, man, if he gets punched, he's going to block out and go back just animal style and just, and but it didn't ever happen.
00:21:26
Speaker
interesting thing I watched I watched those I watched those like they were put out like promos of Tyson practicing he was damn near not that he was Doing jabs and stuff with a sparring partner and he damn near knocked the sparring partner out the fucking ring Yeah, and from my understanding it didn't look that way when when Paul was going at it Like I said, I haven't seen us a single frame because I don't care. I Except for the fact, like if Tyson would have won, I want to watch the whole thing. I'm like, I want to see this. But once again, I think it was rigged and I think it was a fucking joke. It's a cash grab for both of them. Yeah. Yeah. I have I have no no. I don't have a dog in the fight. I have no aspirations to want to go watch it.
00:22:16
Speaker
I mean, I knew it was we all knew it was going to be a cash grab. But because it was Tyson, we had that hope that Tyson's going to give it all. that Yeah. Like if if there I mean, if the if there was a big who plotted today today about some like.
00:22:35
Speaker
a big knockout punch or something. Yeah, I'd probably go check a clip out. I watch clips about it. No, because everybody, everybody wanted ty like, there were people saying that, you know, if if Tyson could connect, Jake's taking a nap. Yeah. But from my understanding, and once again, I did not watch even a single frame. But Tyson looks stiff. His legs look like they were tie together and it couldn't be bothered kind of thing. He just looked really old. It did not look like the dude that was training. So overnight, this guy turned 58. That's where Netflix fucked up. Yeah.
00:23:22
Speaker
Like, did you experience the buffering thing? Because, like, once again, I don't even have Netflix anymore. A little bit, a little bit. It it didn't really buffer, but the quality wasn't HD. It went down. It was all bitmapped and pixelated. Yeah. All of a sudden. That's not cool. Yeah. Well, it's it's. The thing is, there were so many people watching. Yeah, that their server couldn't keep up, but you knew that you knew that was going to happen.
00:23:51
Speaker
Netflix, go back to rentals. Exactly. You know what? At this point, I'm like, let's kill all the streaming services and just go back and go in into Blockbuster every weekend. Fuck it. You know.
00:24:06
Speaker
<unk>s like you know You know, it was impressive. It was impressive, though. They filled up to the Dallas Cowboys Stadium. And to see, okay, actually, when Jake Paul was coming out, it's it shows the people that were there. And that was pretty amazing. That dude can fill some seats. So even though... Well, were they filled for him or were they had filled to watch him get knocked the fuck out? Hey, they were filled regardless.
Celebrity Influence & Fight Promotions
00:24:30
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minoritying to people Yeah, look that. beho I share it to all over the world. but with weana How's it going? Appreciate you. Come on up. Say hi. No, but it's it's like,
00:24:43
Speaker
Once again, even during the weigh-in, I did see clips of the weigh-in where Tyson slapped Paul. ah hardest That was the hardest fight of the night, right there, that slap. That was the hardest hit. hard But the only reason he slapped him was that Paul stepped on his fucking foot, man. Yeah, he slapped the shit out of him. That is when he he went back to old Tyson. He left that at the weigh-ins because he didn't bring it to the ring. Yeah, I i think Paul stopped by his dressing room and was like, there, here's a couple extra bucks, dude. But then again, then again. Like John King shit. I think Paul could have knocked out Tyson at a couple of times. He could have knocked his ass out because he had him wobbling and stuck. Even my wife was like, well, Tyson is going to get knocked out and she doesn't even watch fighting. It was that obvious. But once again, it's like, do you want to be known as the guy that knocked out a 69 year old man?
00:25:38
Speaker
Or do they have an, well, yeah, that too, but I think, uh, the longer, they got to go the whole fight to get the full amount of money, I think. Oh, is it? i I honestly don't know the rules of because Jake, Jake makes these deals with these fighters. And he even, when, if you listen to his interview at the end, uh, they asked him who's next. He's like, you know what? I don't know who's next, but they, everybody out there knows that I'm the money man. If they want to make that money, they're going to come see me right there. He said, come on, weather.
00:26:07
Speaker
I'm like, come on. Well, he he fought me with her, didn't he? He he know his brother. His brother. Oh, oh, his brother fights too. Yeah, his brother fights. Oh, and then and then during the interview at the end, um Mike, they're they're talking to Mike and of course, he's all happy because he got money and they asked him, uh, who's next? Are you going to fight again? He goes, yeah, I might fight his brother and then his brother jumps into the camera and he's like, Mike, I will **** kill you.
00:26:35
Speaker
i was like whoa yeah Brother against brother. do That's what they need. Those two go up against each other because A, it's a win-win for both of them. And B, I just want to see one of them get knocked the fuck out because they're annoying. shit and So mayweather fought maywetter Mayweather fought his brother and he knocked him out. But yeah, it's it's a real quick thing. Mayweather held him up. You can see Mayweather holding him up and the dude's limp and then he came back and then they started fighting again.
00:27:07
Speaker
it was It was like Mayweather was like, oh shit, my bad, my bad. It knocked him out. Yeah, and that's the thing. and that's That shows you right there. 100% rigged. It's a money grab for both.
00:27:19
Speaker
um Where if it was like a, like it was supposedly a legit fight, but it's not. because of backroom dealings and whatnot. Like, if you just grab these motherfuckers on a Tuesday and say, you're going to fight tomorrow, that's it. There's no no rules to knock each other the fuck out. It's a different fight. Yeah. But yeah, it's... I'm over it. i I was really not impressed at the beginning with with the fact that
00:27:59
Speaker
and Tyson was hurt. He came out with the brace and then you can tell when he was swinging, when he was going for that power, something was up with his leg because he wasn't following through and his balance was off. And then after the fight, he put his brace back on and then they asked him. How many rounds did it go? Eight. The full eight, two minute rounds. Two minute. Yeah, two minute rounds, not three minute, which is what what's standard. Yeah. But they also had heavier gloves on too. Don't call the president. If we're still live by Don, call the president.
00:28:28
Speaker
Yeah. You like that presentations way. Yeah. See even lazy. Lazy. Lazy. Come on up. No, but it is. Yeah. It's lazy. It was. It was a joke. Lazy had an exciting night last night on the street. I see. I had to go back and watch it. They just had some people come up and and and try to do some damage. Nice. Yeah. What are you going to do?
00:28:56
Speaker
Yeah, but is yeah, when it comes to, this is why I don't watch stuff like boxing. Like I don't watch football either, but but like I don't, it's, it's too easy to rig and there's way too much money thrown around. We'll, we'll be on till late. Don't worry. Yeah. We'll be here for a while. It's Saturday. Saturday. You sound so depressed when you say that.
00:29:24
Speaker
Saturdays are long, dude. Saturdays are fine as long as I'm drinking, but I'm not drinking tonight. I'm not drinking tonight. I got to work, too. I was just saying, you had to work. I got to work, too. I still got a few more hours. I got to get ready. Oh, OK. No, but like, what? Besides, like, why wouldn't they do MMA style?
00:29:52
Speaker
Oh, that's another thing. Speaking of that. Um so they interviewed and and by the way, they were celebrities galore. Anybody who was on Netflix was at that place. You had Karate Kid and and that dude were in the promoting their **** but Shaquille O'Neal was there and they interviewed him. He was there with Grock or And he gets up and he said, hey, I just want to make an announcement real quick. We're going to do an NFL versus the NBA boxing thing. Nice. I mean, the first fight is going to be Gronk and Shaq fight each other. I was like, iin't mad at that what i vt I bet you take a hit from Shaq. You know, you got hit. Well, dude, Shaq's range is across the, across the room. Exactly. He doesn't even have to leave the corner.
00:30:36
Speaker
Yeah, he just they just announced it last night. So... But is it real? Or were they just... talking shit? I mean, I don't see it being real. I don't see it being real. Well, it's not haven't had those. Oh, it's a big fucking huge pizza with a lot of pepperoni. I mean, China's calling my name. Damn, Karina going to be drinking that shine tonight. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. If you get hit by Shaq, you know, you got hit. He's a big motherfucker. His fist. I think I i think I can take him. I can take him. I just run around and ring for two minutes so he can't catch my little ass.
00:31:25
Speaker
bob we that fucking kevin hart sitting there to that just yeah dick I will speed back the shit out of the motherfucker.
00:31:40
Speaker
that But I think that's where like I get it. You couldn't get Tyson to do MMA because he would he's a boxer. But guys he's he looks like he's in pain. And he got another thing he pulled something during during like training. I think this whole body, he just looked like he hurt like an old man hurts. I hurt when I come out of bed and then nothing happens.
Nostalgia & Humorous Show Segments
00:32:02
Speaker
I'm starting. But he he was doing this thing where he was biting his glove. The whole fight, he would like bite his glove. So people were thinking, does he have a mouthpiece issues or what the hell is going on afterwards?
00:32:13
Speaker
he uh told the uh the guy interviewing him that he just has a biting fixation but I going back and watching the fight again when he bit his glove it was like they had something set up every time he would bite his glove then a certain type of punches would go I was like this dude's they're they're dancing right now he's calling his shot yeah he's he's like here now hit me it was yeah it was you know and now you hit me yeah exactly It was like, when I bite my glove, you punched me in the left side, you know what I mean? What? Because he did it an awful lot. He would he would bite his glove but ah an awful lot. It's like Don King is back. I'm just saying. Hey, while Turkey won a one proof, that's that's not bad whiskey, actually. That is actually the Mason with Moon Pine. Ooh, buddy. I'm getting drunk just thinking about it. Good gourd.
00:33:10
Speaker
That's right. That's that's right. Karina's gonna pop up later. We're seeing some karaoke. That's what it looks like. There you go. We did. We did a karaoke night one night. but Really? Yeah, we did a karaoke night. Yeah, we did a karaoke night. It was like three years ago. We did a whole Saturday night where it was me, Blick, Connor, Tony, and somebody else popped up.
00:33:39
Speaker
And before Connor was even 100% part of the network, but we did a full karaoke night. I sang to Gila because it's easy. I was gonna say it's only one word, the whole song, right?
00:33:51
Speaker
Yeah, that's why didn't make I didn't make any mistakes. you yeah to It was the perfect song. And then, of course, I got called out for it because they were like, that's bullshit. I'm like, hey, it's a song. I sang it. I win. I'm from Mexico, damn it.
00:34:09
Speaker
Like you have to learn it in English and Spanish when you move here. But no, we did. I think we did like three or four hours that night where we were we were taking turns singing songs. And then of course, Tony rapped and Glick rapped.
00:34:27
Speaker
Which, by the way, they were hilarious. I have to see. I have to see like crap that it was. Well, obviously, they're they're doing songs. They know, you know, it's not like their own stuff. But ah I thought everybody to bring it on. Connor fucking made everybody look like assholes because he pulled out his guitar and then sang a song. we We're like, well, fuck, what the fuck are we doing here? We all look like fucking losers.
00:34:53
Speaker
We're singing while our
Morbid Celebrity Death Game
00:34:54
Speaker
phones next to our mic. So the song is playing and what's up you glickless SOBs We are glickless tonight. I heard he will be coming back tomorrow's for for necessary roughness. This is true. Yeah was like roughness that I had a blast that night. And then, of course, very early on when Mike and Tony were part of the show, ah before we had the network where it was just nonsense, go nonsense every night.
00:35:25
Speaker
I don't know how it came about, but somebody made a joke in the comments that we should do a shirtless episode. Oh, oh it was it was a scary episode, dude. it Because like Mike showed up and he's like, wait, are we actually doing this? And we're like, yeah, that's what we've we've been promoting it all fucking week, dude. So we did a shirtless episode. My wife sat here in the living room making fun of us.
00:35:54
Speaker
it like into thear i just be like you you do Yeah, she's just saying you're going you guys are fucking retarded like thanks, baby. Thanks for the support yeah But yeah, it was like I said, I think it was maybe six months in into us doing the shows Was that on YouTube? Oh, yeah, they're all there on YouTube Okay, I don't know gri remember what episode it was but we did insert list episode we did the ah karaoke episode um We used to do segments that were kind of like what we turned into what the fuck news Okay came up with what fuck know um Mainly because the the problem with doing just this show Every night of the every three nights a week if we started running out of shit to talk about
00:36:49
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So we started finding news stories to talk about, and then we you know and then they slowly became new shows. Okay, makes sense. by But yeah, the what the fuck, it was like we were doing, we would find these weird, and it was like random. It what didn't matter what day of the week we were doing it. It was just like, hey, I've heard this news article, you guys gotta to hear this, and then somebody'd read it.
00:37:16
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And then of course, the reason why Glick started calling himself the champ is we started to do this show called The Starting Five, where we would pick a topic and everybody got to pick five things. And then the audience would pick the winner. yeah The next week. So I built a spreadsheet. So it was like top five candies you're gonna eat if you're gonna watch a movie.
00:37:46
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and nobody's allowed to pick the same thing. And we made the rule, and this is what this is where it got ridiculous, we made the rule that you couldn't put ridiculous things like pussy, you know? And of course, the first thing mike's sake Mike says is, pussy. And I'm like, no, you actual real food you fucking moron. And the thing was- Which I think you see back in the day, oh yeah, pussy. Yeah, we see it back in the day. But we did like the- Was it happy?
00:38:15
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The funniest one, the funniest one we did, we did top five one-liners for movies where it's like, you know, if we're, if we're, if we're not back to I don't call the president, you know, it's stuff like that. And it was supposed to be a one-liner. Just quick sentence.
00:38:34
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mike gave this, he said, I want to put the speech from last mohigans, where he said, and he gave this whole fucking dialogue. And I was like, dude, I need to fit this in a photo. You did not understand the assignment. And, you know, we put it up on social media, and people would would vote on. Well, the problem is, I had like, 500 followers.
00:39:03
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Mike had like two three hundred followers. Tony had a couple hundred followers. Glick had 10,000 followers. So he would win. He would win. And then he was like, well, I can't be beaten. I'm like, look, look, how many followers you got, fucker? What are we falling in line with? Yeah. On TikTok. Because we put a video clip on a TikTok and stuff like that. If you go back to our our nonsense, the nonsense TikTok, you can actually see it.
00:39:30
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But we had we did it like 26 different times. And which is where we kind of came up with the angel death that we're doing this right now, which.
00:39:42
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you're not even on blaze because i'm not i will be on next year next year basically we at the beginning so at the beginning of the year we picked 10 celebrities that we're gonna think are gonna die by the end of the year oh and whoever wins is the angel of death for 2024 right now i'm winning by two points but like the numbers it's it They're sad, dude. It's so sad. For ex example, I am. um The only reason I'm winning is because ah I picked, so Glick picked Jimmy Carter, Ron Jeremy, Dick Van Dyke, Jerry Sandusky, Smokey Robinson, Ozzy Osbourne, William Daniels, Shannon Doherty, Bruce Willis, and Bill Cosby. Only Shannon Doherty has died.
00:40:37
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I picked Mel Brooks, Bob Euchre, Willie Mays, Maggie Smith, Gene Hackman, Billy Connolly, Harvey Weinstein, Joe Biden, Yoko Uno, and Alan Alda. Willie Mays and Maggie Smith would probably be next. I would guess because havingington in there he's all jacked up and kind of really didn't get the assignment completely. He put David Attenborough, Bob Newhart, Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolie, Jack Nichols,
00:41:07
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James Earl Jones, uh, George Takei, Michael J Fox, Mormon Freon, and just to piss off click, he picked Reba McIntyre. Well, you got, you got, uh, Jones. Well, yeah. and So actually I'm going to show you guys the photo. So the, the, the point system, we get one point for every death. However, the first person to get go gets an extra two points. Willie Mays died first. So I got three points.
00:41:37
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If all 10 of yours die, you get it all get another five points.
00:41:44
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And right now I have two, Connor has two, but since one of mine died first, I'm winning. I have four points. And it, who apparently we're shit at this because we're, you know,
00:42:02
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because we only have five people died. And we started this in January. You're like, damn it, out of out of 30 people that we picked only five. I mean, i mean and there it is. a it's It's terrible.
00:42:24
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It's a decent list, though. Yeah, and you know, we we you know, we took a week each. to pick our list. I think we picked on the first or the second, something like that of January. Oh, yeah. It's almost December. It's almost December and we still haven't, you know, what time one every three months. when When you pick yours, what what metrics do you use? I actually found a list of celebrities that are probably going to die by the end of the year and picked off that.
00:43:01
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c price seventy I Googled the shit out of it and click gives me shit. He's like you googled it. Of course I did because somebody already did the fucking work but think too What I did is I took four or five different lists and I was like, yeah, this guy's not good He's fun this guy. Okay. Yeah, he's got like Glick We have the rule when we do lists That we do them live and if somebody takes your person you can't pick them ah the The way I think I would ah throw in there is like, I would look, is this like a family guy? Is this guy single? Because he's gonna fight for to stay a alive for his family to be single. He's probably like, I'm done. Age, I would look at past health. Family life, yeah. I put Maggie Smith on the list because the day we were picking, she was diagnosed with cancer. And I was like,
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00:43:55
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I'm calling it now. I love Maggie Smith, but she's gonna die of cancer.
00:43:59
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And, uh, there he is. Show me two, just in case. Copy that. Uh, yeah, we've been fooled before, but it was like one of those things, like, uh, I had Jimmy Carter on my list and Glick picked him first and I was like, you motherfucker. The first list we did, it was just Glick and I, and we picked, um,
00:44:21
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top male action stars. That episode was hilarious because we were cursing each other out because if you fucking stole Bruce Willis, you son of a bitch. You know, it was hilarious. And then it got to the point where we were like,
00:44:33
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Yeah. Okay. You took Bruce Willis. Was that a Voodoo Ranger IPA right there? That is my favorite. That one, I just had the, there's a tropical fruit one that kind of tastes like a pineapple, but I like that one. That's the orange, the orange juice one. Yeah. It's a trip. I, um, I hit my head at Patacoma, but, uh, I can barely taste, but these are like, I could kind of taste. So it's weird. Oh, wow. Sorry. I had a buddy. nine He was in a car accident, lost his sense of smell.
00:45:04
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Yeah, I was on a skateboarding accident. It was it was it explained a lot when I saw all the women he slept with. prefer I was like, Albert, how do you do that? yeah Unfortunately, he died in 21.
00:45:18
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Oh, my man. I used to I used to ask him, I was like, dude, how do how he's like, I can't smell nothing. I'm like, got it. I remember this talks like it's like ah I thought sometimes you're like, it's fine. Usually out of the blue, it'll hit you like, damn, I haven't tasted really in seven years. Holy shit. Yeah. So once in a warm it hits you like a shrimp trip. Boom. However, God forbid you ever go broke. You don't have to worry about what you eat.
00:45:46
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No, like, and right I will say for dinner tonight because fuck it. I can't take it anyways. I didn't go through a period where it was so I went through a period where because I couldn't taste, I decided to be a vegan and eat as healthy as possible. in i And I've actually never felt better in my life. I was 135 pounds though. Wow. wow yeah But pure muscle, no fat, just a lean athlete skateboarder. I could like bike 20 miles and just sprint the whole thing somehow. Vegan is weird. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't do it. I like me. Me too, but I decided I just wanted to experiment. consider you I made it a year and a half. but willpower The willpower way la you to it was Yeah, I went on a vegetable fast for a year and a half, basically.
00:46:36
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I want to try the carnivore diet. I just can't afford it because, Jesus, we're going to afford that much meat and eggs all the time. Do you have an acre? What's that? Do you have an acre? No, I live in in the city in Cancun. I was going to say, if you have an acre, you could you could make it happen with some goats or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:46:58
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That's sad, right? Like, I mean, the American dream would be like every every every like citizen, you know, whatever at a certain time in life could have an acre. That is a fact. But we waste our money doing shit. And Trump just revealed like what our tax money is going on. And it's weird like they're figuring out stuff already. It's been like, oh, it's a nut. They've already figured out what they're wasting. They're basically making a bunch of weird projects for tax money and probably pocketing.
00:47:28
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Oh, good. It's like the numbers don't add up. And how do they spend a billion on a campaign? That doesn't make sense. Yeah. Yeah, we're out of money. but But yeah, I did see that. And I was like, how do you spend a billion plus 20 million that you don't have? Yeah. Oh, it's in the books. We'll get it to you later. like we We're off by 20. I can't I can't I can't think of a way where I could spend a billion dollars.
00:47:57
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I'd give it help unless I was helping the whole. no Yeah, I agreed. I try. Yeah. But like, even if I bought everything I ever wanted, I'm still like maybe 40 million. I think I can do it. I mean, there's got to be rules to it because I would donate a ton of that that i'm dig if I can. If I can give it, then I can do. it Yeah. Right. Well, you ever seen the movie Brewster's Millions? Is that what that was?
00:48:26
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No, it's Richard Pryor. His great uncle dies that he doesn't know about. one co and he has to he has I don't know what he's referring to on cocaine. but He has a like so like a month or something to spend $300 million dollars without telling anybody and gathering no assets. He's a pitcher or something, right? He's a baseball player, yeah. ear That's right. I did see that one. And then if he does it, he gets $300 million.
00:48:55
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And he can't tell nobody about it. Yeah. And that that's what made the movie good. that That actually was a pretty good movie because he couldn't say. And then the he hires somebody for his finances and they're like, what are you doing? Yeah. but michael bru He's like, I know.
00:49:11
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He's like, yeah. Well, he makes, he's like the the rules, he like, he can't buy a bunch of art to burn it. You know, he can't destroy anything. ah He runs for mayor and pisses away a bunch. And then when he gets elected, he's like, I don't want it. um It was a joke, folks.
00:49:30
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ah He puts a bet on him, he puts like these crazy wild bets, like 500 to one and then wins. So he's back where he started in like a week. It was, it's a nuts, but it's an interesting concept. Like if, like if you had to spend $30 million dollars in a month without gathering out assets, but only 10% of it, can you give away, what do you do? That's like no land.
00:50:02
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No, it means you can't, you you can, the rule is, you can only own the shit, like you can only own the clothes on your back now when you come back in 30 days. I'm getting as many neurotropics, the best ones on the market that nobody knows about is like a fine mushrooms, DMT, acid. Yeah, but you got to live. i think that I think I could come up with enough materials to invent something.
00:50:29
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It's for me to spend that money. I would go to Vegas, get blackout drunk and I'd wake up. boom you can only only that's only ten street You can only do you can only do 10 percent. Yeah. no Only 10 percent of it could be used for gambling. There has to be a way. OK, how long do I have? Like a month or a day? 30 days to spend. OK, I got something. I would hire like. The top 200 inventors in the world and pay them to make shit. Yeah. And then.
00:50:59
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maybe I come out on top. No, but the thing is, is like, if you do it, and with no assets after 30 days, you get 300 million, but you can't tell anybody either. Oh, so the whole time your buddies think you got an asset with an employee. you know is that an last one is paying an employee. No, no, because because it's you're hiring them for 30 days, but you're like a million dollars a week. Yeah. after can't do that I'm just being I'm definitely going to hire a band to be my personal theme music everywhere. Right. Right. And depending on my mood, the song is going to change. So you'll know how I am with the music. Exactly. I'm going to hire a hundred piece band to play the Darth Vader theme song every time I walk into a room.
00:51:46
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Even if I'm going to the bathroom, I want to play in the bathroom. I've seen that. I think in the Gene Wilder movie, he's like, yeah, that's my theme. That's my theme my band. My theme band or something like that. What's up? It's John Candy and Richard Ryan.
00:52:03
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Wait, John Candy was in that? John Candy plays the catcher of his team. Holy crap. Yeah. yeah Because John Candy, he gets a pendant of a catcher's mask that they made for Johnny Bench, but Johnny never came and got it. So he bought it.
00:52:22
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But yeah, it's it's an interesting concept. Could you do it? I mean, once again, you can't tell your wife. You can't tell your kids. You can't tell anybody.
00:52:33
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So so if did that guy, did you know that each fart burns 67 calories? So you're actually losing weight. And if you fart enough, did you start losing some pounds? Congrats. You know, this question has been pretty locked in, Jeff. I'm like, I'm really trying to figure out how I could do this. It's it's's it's it's it's my mind. Yes. Yeah. It's one of those things like I'm like, dude, I hope it never happens to me because I don't know what to do.
00:53:00
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like is it possible there has to be some weird thing but like like yeah you could like you could spend a million dollars on vehicles and then crash them but that's you that's taking something and breaking it which breaks the rules what about food and and like Well, then that's that's fine. So like in the movie, what about? He takes everything. He walks outside and he finds like 300 people on the street is like, who wants to go to lunch? And he takes everybody to a five course fucking meal that day. And it's like $50,000 on that meal. Yeah, you live in a lot. But you have to fly there. I think I think if you could spend online, I might be cheating. Yeah.
00:53:45
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If yeah you had to fly there, i I would say I'd look for like the rarest bottles of alcohol maybe and try to do something. But that's also breaking the rule because in the movie they sell you, you can't go out and buy a bunch of Monet's and then burn them in your backyard. No, but if you drink it, is it fair? But tree yeah but i guess that's true if you could drink it, yeah. But then you won't wake up the next day, which means you've lost right there. You have 30 days to like between a million dollars bottles or or no like hundred but hundred thousand dollar bottles or some shit i don't know yeah but once again you got that's in 30 days it'll be pretty hard to spend a million models that expensive like spending a million dollars a day i could totally do but i would have so much shit it'd be ridiculous
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00:54:35
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the catch is you can't own anything after 30 days it's going to be the only load on the
00:54:41
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The only the only thing you can own is the clothes on your back. Like even if you OK, actually, I think I have i have a solution. OK, you have if you fly first class 24 seven. In the in the May, you know, there's like $20,000 tickets, $50,000 tickets. Yeah, but in 30 days, that's not a lot of money.
00:55:03
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It'd be close. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. May 24-7, maybe. The problem is that you're you're in the air so long, you don't have time to spend the rest of it. Oh, yeah. You could only max out the however much i alcohol they had on board. Yeah. You know, ah but like in the movie, he he actually i actually have I have one. I have OK. You find OK. You make an LLC and you find out you don't.
00:55:32
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Well, you can't you can't make an LLC. You own it know, because you'd own it. ah I was going to say, you could break a law. He does. No, because that's that's also... like they I think that would be against the rules because they have an observer there that follows you around. The one thing he does, the first thing he does, is he tells the bank, i don't want to I don't want to receive interest. I should be paying you to safeguard my money.
00:56:01
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The interest alone on 30 million will kill you trying to get rid of 30 million. because ham you' getting interrupted Can he invest it? yeah But then you own something. If your investment wins, you're fucked. Because he does, he bets on one thing and and it pays off. And he's literally, in 15 days,
00:56:27
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in the first 15 days he's down where he's got 15 millions left or something like that and he makes a bet thinking he'll lose like three four million dollars and he wins like 25 million what about renting um renting like really expensive cars and crashing them what well that would be wrecking things but what he did oh yeah okay he rents a hotel room
00:56:54
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oh so but it's not my sound He does what he does He he hires a bunch of taxi drivers to be his personal limo drivers and buys them a vehicle to drive him around He rents a hotel room and redecorates it Multiple times and every time they finish he's like, oh no, I don't like it. Let's start over ah It's that was for you that guy yeah is free yeah
00:57:26
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I thought I'm sure he is are like that was a nice version probably of his parts that he's probably blowing chairs over. Well, real quick, we're going to take a real quick break. um It is the first hour of the show. We're going to take a real quick break. But before we do, I have a little promo that I made for the shows. So we're going to play it and then I'm going to play a song.
00:57:49
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If your week feels dull, you're probably not tuning into the nonsensical network. Let's spice things up. Buckle up, because on Mondays, we kick off with Chris's speedway stories and cold-blooded conversations. Fast cars and chilling tales, what's not to love? Next up, Lieutenant Dan, Connor that is, brings you men caring for men. Yes, even tough guys need a little TLC. Tuesdays we've got Glick, our Sasquatch's second cousin, rocking Glick's House of Music. Tune in for some legendary jams. Wednesdays, Glick teams up with Jeff for WTF news. If it's weird, wild, or just plain wacky, they're on it. Thursdays, it's all about Jeff's garage. Think of it as a man cave with a microphone. Fridays, our resident stoner Blaze joins Jeff for nonsense and chill. Grab your snacks, it's movie night. Saturdays start with Cassius and Cassius Corner, where Minnie Glick talks wrestling. Then it's the open door challenge on nonsensical nonsense with Glick and Jeff.
00:58:40
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Expect the unexpected. Finally, wrap up your week with unnecessary roughness on Sundays. Glick and the boys break down all things football. So tune in and join the madness. The Nonsenseical Network, where chaos meets comedy. There it is. um We're going to play a real quick song. We're going to play Blacktop Mojo tonight because I like them. This is their acoustic version of My Girl. And I love this song.
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Nobody's there for me.
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no birds in the trees.
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It's all about my youth
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yeah that was blacktop mojo with my girl their re rendition i they they amazing fucking band sorry there he is uh tucker that's the first time you heard that one isn't it yeah that's the first time i've ever heard heard that one yeah we used to play blacktop mojo was the first band that uh we promoted uh when when click and i started the network or when it started the shows uh we reached out And they were like, hell yeah, go for it, play our shit. And our favorite song that we, we used to end the show with one of their songs and it's called a wicked woman. I love that song. But, and then of course Glick started interviewing everybody under the sun. So we have everybody's music, but welcome back everybody to a nonsensical nonsense.
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today is the open door challenge bio dot link slash nonsensical network where you find all our shows and don't forget in that same bio link you'll find the link to our merchandise nonsensical dash nonsense dot my spread shop dot com spread us on you and back to the show.
01:03:36
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um I don't have a topic for this hour. I'm just... ah This is not my daily job of doing this show. It's supposed to be Glick, but he's on his staycation. So would you guys watch the the ah guard the Guide to the Galaxy? That's where that was your last movie? It's actually Guide to the Galaxy. We did that last night, yeah. Have you seen that movie Rewind with Jack Black and Most F? No.
01:04:07
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They own the video store. They erase all the movies and then they have to read and then they make them wrong. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at that movie. It's not terrible. ah It was it was it was interesting, but it's not. I wouldn't call it perfect, but it's close. You guys ever think of creating a movie, creating like an anime, maybe anything?
01:04:34
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Oh, that'd be, that'd be blazes department. That's I, I, I wouldn't even know where to start. You never had a spark where you like saw a universe of your own perspective and be like, that could be a thing. Yeah. Once again, that's blazes department because I'm, I'm, I'm the sober one all the time that shows up on the network. I'm the only one that doesn't drink yeah sure do drugs or anything. like I'm, I'm, yeah, psychedelic is my favorite thing in the world.
01:05:04
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and it did I don't have anything against it. I'm just not that guy. Yeah, I understand. I've smoked weed like five times, but every time I do, I get sick. I'm literally allergic. Was he talking about making a movie? Is that what you said? Yeah, I was saying yeah if anyone had not making their own movie, but even just an origin of an idea or a concept or. I did. did I did start to write a book. Well, I had a couple.
01:05:33
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but most of mine are from visions that I've had. but When I, when I, uh, the problem is, uh, I have the biggest disadvantage when it comes to doing anything long-term. I have 80 day HD. So I'm great at like, I can write the first fucking page and then six months later. break Yeah. Um,
01:05:58
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and one hour like I can airbrush. Yeah, I can airbrush the fucking flames on your car to make those like cars on fire. I can do bodywork on your car, but I can I can build you a motor. I can 3D print. You name it. I can do it. The problem is if I have to do it every day. Oh, I'm going to hate it. Me too. and it and it And it does something to the natural flow. Yeah, I have my hands on a lot of.
01:06:26
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I tend to have my hands in a lot of cookie jars when it comes to and things I can do. I like cookies, though. Yeah, know I like eating jack of all trades if I could be. Shut up.
01:06:43
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Nobody asked you. If you are here, it'd be different. No, but it's like I took up airbrushing. like Airbrushing cars because I saw somebody do it on TV and I was like but I could do that and I got pretty decent at it but after like Like, you know you airbrush like graphics on cars. Oh Like does design. Okay, like yeah, you know and like airbrushing t-shirts and stuff like that I got pretty decent at it, but it got to the point where after like a month or two I was like and I What else is, what's next? say I'll like master a job in three months and be like, have a weird anxiety. I wouldn't call myself a master. It comes down to, I i get so like, if you want your name on a t-shirt, I can airbrush it and make it look cool as shit. After about a week of practicing.
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to get back in the rhythm but after after if I like I originally did that for a job I used to do airbrush tattoos the airbrushes assholes to yes yeah I got I got the right one so I see the body the asshole rambling on my fucking wall back here but it's like oh it's here I just I had to eat some that's okay she's They'll talk about psychedelics. I'm on mushroom chocolates right now. Oh, I'm lucky. I'm so jelly, bro. But it's it's one of those days straight the other day. Hey, there he is john Jason. you getting Show me to just in case. Show me to copy that. Yeah, I went to like two hours after the show. you What's going on, Jason? What's up? How you guys doing?
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Oh, we're just shooting the shit like we do every Saturday. Isaac, this is the first time I i met you, brother. Have you been on this channel before? He's been on here before. Yeah, I know. i'm here I know jeff face but know. I think I know Jason's face from somewhere else from one time, maybe random. I think that Jason, this is your second time being up, right? Yeah, but yeah, I bet you the one time. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Well, Jeff.
01:08:55
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yeah remove and Airbrushing assholes, so you join the conversation after perfect time Well, you know, oh oh i was i was see It's it's the reverse the the girls that are go out there and bleaching an asshole which is changing their ringtone So I airbrushed it to darken it, you know, yeah like open ten but little going He's not kidding you're this is real now he sees kidding ah but i was like dick i was like yeah kidding about that i was like whatevering of how
01:09:28
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ladies stand yeah air pressurere asshole i am a that it you said it so seriously i was like wait thing like i got i got a poker face with like i got reverse those serious i It's not a real job but if any ladies want their asshole tinted let me know yes get actual like wait what you have the serious he said it so so Jeff was like so on point with the comeback like that was awesome so and punch but no i i airbrushed a lot of Motorcycle hummus for some friends of mine and I got like I said, I got pretty decent at it. I perfectly symmetrical wooden swords with a dremel out of like pillars of wood. And I did it for like three months. And I just stopped because I was like, yeah, I don't know. I just went for three months. And then I want to I want to learn something new. And I do. I bought a dremel. And then would they would they
01:10:38
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Glass engraving bit and I would engrave glasses Like drinking glasses like the whiskey glasses and I sold like a shit ton of them But it was like after a while a it's not good for you Because I don't wear a mask ever So glass floating through the air, not good for you. When Jeff said he did ah motorcycle helmets and stuff like that, he he it was that's the tips of penises. So he does assholes? Yes. Yeah. Shaka knows I did his. He's got flames.
01:11:18
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you loved He calls it his hot rod, but whatever. Oh, but it's like, you know, I even i and did, I learned how to do upholstery and stuff like that. Upholstery, it's a pain in the ass. I don't recommend it. But like I learned how to make a couch. thanks and And like I built an L-shaped bench that I upholstered the the cover of. It's built right now.
01:11:52
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I'll show you. There's pictures on my Facebook, by the way. I was so yeah I was just doing I was just doing woodworking. I was making custom wooden dog kennels for a company. Oh, I'm a private company. And I did it for like six months. I just got tired of it. And like I was making 20, 20 plus an hour. But I and I haven't found a better job since. But I just got over it. And I was in Colorado and I didn't want to be in Colorado.
01:12:22
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So I mean, it sucks that I fucking ah have the same shit. like i did you Did you ever do the whole um ah ah musical thing? We start learning different musical instruments and then give it up? Just freestyling. I started making beats online. I mean, on like the beat mixers, when you type the keyboard, I got a few beats. I got a few freestyles recorded.
01:12:50
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I got to give a shout out to the 24 people watching on X and then yeah everybody in the chat over here on YouTube. I appreciate it. That's what I always forget. I always forget to post on X. Cheers, everyone. watcha I constantly forget to post on X because literally every time I go on X, I get distracted because there's a lot of porn on it.
01:13:11
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And I'm like, wow, that person said something funny. Wow, she's got great boobs. Oh, look at that. I could see her colon. I see what she had for fun. And I'm there for 30 minutes for my dancehall. I can see her colon. Wow, look at the whole colon. Yeah. I'm going to spray paint the shit out of that thing. Yeah. I'm going to airbrush that. I know some blue, maybe like blue tint. We've got purple. It's like eyeliner now. Yeah.
01:13:41
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ah hey jason Jason, you had a ah ah live stream earlier. what How'd that go? I'm sorry. What was that? yeah Yeah, I seen you had a live stream that popped in to say what's up. How'd that go earlier? All good. All good. Everything was all good. What are you live streaming about, Jason? Besides being Canadian? Just just bullshit. Mostly bullshit. it Ah, Canadian stuff. You know, same as here, right? It's always bullshit. If you're live streaming, it is bullshit. You see it on the other hand.
01:14:11
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I popped in in the chat. He had a dude playing the guitar. I was like, okay. what this this playing the guitar yeah I don't know. I saw ads on Instagram to buy DMT and I'm hella jealous.
01:14:25
Speaker
I just, I can't be, I can't get high. I just can't, I can't be not control my faculties. Yeah, but DMT makes do you lose it. DMT actually makes you more more less high, makes you lose it. DMT makes you um grasp ahold of the mind, like grab ahold of your conscious mind like a bull.
01:14:54
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and shape it BMT will make you snap out of yeah the problem is not out of it, and you'll look at my heart You'll realize you live in a pattern and it all it'll be insane You become a loose experience ego death. No you become a loser. It's even better I've done DMT 60 times Telling you it's amazing. It is the best thing to know I've airbrushed 60 assholes I did mushrooms 400. I study psychedelics in the mind. I study yeah synchronicity. I study psychology. I study the heart. I study the energy field, the torus field. I study everything related to quantum quantum entanglement of the mind.
01:15:46
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but quantum grammar. Fair enough. and likeity I love it. I study everything you could think about that's related to esoteric, like synchronicity, third eye, you know, you they call it new age or they call him a hippie, you know, but I take it very seriously. People, I just did 15 days straight, taken taken three to five grams a day, 15 days, boom. I had a brand new revelation every night.
01:16:18
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come to Jesus moment. Well, beyond I had those a lot growing up. He said, you know, I've taken a bullet did with him. You gets an most more get this here you heard got the old studies. Thanks for having me up, bro. Hey, everybody. You're with old study. We're much where Jesus is basically a mushroom coal. Heard about that.
01:16:49
Speaker
I have heard, I have heard that. It's very interesting how close I feel enlightened and on God and amazing on mushrooms. It's a hell of a funny life. I would associate something very similar to a God experience in my heart on mushrooms as I do like with who I understand Yeshua. So by the time I took mushrooms or any hallucinogenics in my life, I hadn't had a um I haven't had or I still don't any supernatural beliefs. So when I so when I went on my first trip, I didn't get any sort of like spiritual revelation or any of that sort. Yeah, you need a basic. I definitely had an ego death, but yeah. Yeah, I didn't. If you don't have the input, you can't process your code correctly. Go death, I guess. You go death.
01:17:42
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Best way I can explain it is and we send one with the like sort of like like coming to the realization that. You're no one. I mean, we we touched on it last night on on on the movie. OK, OK. Like, you know, in the great schemes, the thing like you're just so your only effect you yeah you're Yeah, yeah. Your ego, death was your ego. Yeah. Ego death puts you into like the three dimensions of the flesh and and how subject we are to it. And then it hits you all at once that we build a barrier over the three dimensional flesh body to create strongholds in our mind that allow us to survive.
01:18:20
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ego death breaks down the walls of our natural survival instincts of our three dimensions and like basically makes you fight or flight on some level or but if you don't have the input of a higher dimension and you break your three-dimensional ego it's not healthy probably but if you have a a deeper saturday night dude jesus no but if you have a higher concept if you have a higher concept of a um if you have a higher concept of a three-dimensional mind If you break your ego, you can cope with the input you've heard from like ancient teachings and wise monks and with wise people that have gone through. Ego is 3D basically that that grounds us to the earth in this reality with our eyes that make us feel secure. That's what an ego is. It's a survival instinct to make us feel secure and and strong and like alpha. Oh, it's it's definitely something we've developed through
01:19:18
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the human evolution in an instinctual way. I agree with that ego. It's ah yeah ah so it's a type of self-preservation. Yeah. And like I've done shrimps for 5,000 hours to break it and understand and learn and listen and see. It's weird. I don't know what I found yet, ah but I've done it. I don't know. I feel free, but I can't describe it.
01:19:47
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Sounds like a lot of work. I'll let you guys do the research. and then
01:19:54
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No, but for me, it's like I'm the guy that was so interested in it. It's actually intriguing to me to do psychedelics and study them and study the mind and study consciousness because it's my favorite thing. It's like people. What do you think consciousness comes from?
01:20:16
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And that is a huge question for me. Like, it's beyond my perception. What's that? What do you think right now? Yeah, my best my best but by explanation would be light. It's like light. That's what I'd have to say. OK, that's my only explanation i am of the dark.
01:20:43
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I would guess vibrations. It comes from vibrations, frequencies. It's an amazing property. The frequency thing that that's in our brains. There's something to the frequency thing. yeah I think so. all and That's what mushrooms does. Changes. I actually when I go to bed, I use my frequency, but it definitely fucking chills my vibe.
01:21:06
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right when i go to bed at night i put a i have a a soundtrack on um spotify that i just play and on repeat and it's literally the three six nine uh oh beautiful its triple six mafia i'm just kidding getting know getting similar heard of it I said the same thing. I was like, I dig. I dig some three six. You're getting similar brain patterns to mushrooms and DMT on that binary beat. But um if you don't i know you don't meditate, we clear if you don't meditate during the day, you won't be able to access it because your your ah your sleep mind is different from your awake mind. So it's um when you take mushrooms and stuff, you'll tap into your lucid mind.
01:21:52
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Or DMT. Fair. Because when you're sleeping, you're releasing a lot of DMT and you're having a hallucinogenic experience. Face it or not.
01:22:07
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Yeah, I never have never, never got so many questions. Yeah. Now, when you dream, you're releasing DMT from your paniu. That's.
01:22:20
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That's why when you lose a dream, you have more. And then when you take DMT, you become lucid. It's from a plant. Many plants, every plant has, every plant has a little bit of, every plant has a little bit of DMT in it and they attribute it to being the spirit molecule. Who it attributes? Many studies. Did you just say taking DMT makes you lucid? Yes. Promise.
01:22:51
Speaker
I promise in this reality, um you know how you get loose and you got a part of reality anymore, buddy, bro, bro. No, think that I've done DMT for 30 days straight. i what Jesus. That's not something you'd be happy about. Yeah, trust me. It is. Trust me. It is. Oh, you went to Disneyland for a week. I did DMT for a month. You get what I'm saying?
01:23:17
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i' rather than dis no i i don't i know where i'm saying i hear my better I'd rather go to Hunter S. Thompson's compound. I think I'd rather go this way. I'm just saying I studied it and it's very interesting. I'm not trying to get too popped off, my bad.
01:23:37
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No, no, he said I'd rather go to a ditty party. Jesus. I'm going to smoke a bull and wind down. Fair enough. I mean, I just took most of it gummy, but like that's 30 days of DMT. Holy shit. Yeah. I think that much time in inside my head. Here's the catcher. Here's the catcher. I would work for eight hours, go home, do penis and mushrooms about an eighth and then do DMT while I was peeking.
01:24:08
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I think we have a problem. yeah yeah I I biked 70 miles. I skateboarded my whole life. I do that type of shit. You're an interesting guy, Isaac. I got yeah get i got an ounce right here, too. oh I can't make up any time.
01:24:37
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I got like some tax and a couple of. snicker gentlemen here isn perfect I do not condone taking DMT. Hey, Jeff, I smoke weed, but I only smoke it with tobacco. So you should maybe add oil to the tobacco in a thing and it lubricate water lubricate. No matter how much, no matter what I do, no matter what I do, if I, if I have any THC in my system, yeah I will get violently ill.
Smoking Habits & Psychoactive Effects
01:25:08
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No, I hear this. Have you have you tried? OK, never mind that because CBD has a tiny bit. He tried not THC. It's called DMT. No, because something to spice up the smoking world is if you're if you don't want to get high, you buy CBD, but online you can announce for like 40 and it tastes hella good. You know, add to the wheat, the tobacco flavor and give oil. It lubricates the lungs. But it might. I don't know if there's a tiny bit of THC in it. What do you mean? by there's There's a brand called Mary Jane.
01:25:39
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come in. I feel like I came in kind of hot and I was a little disrespectful. i say I'd like to apologize. That's not true. I'm confused. I don't know. No, I was just popping off. I you didn't disrespect you. um I was just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Explain lubricate the lungs. I don't yeah guys know. when When you smoke tobacco by itself, it's dry and it's harsh. When you smoke tobacco with weed, it's smooth and it's soft because there's oil in the wrong cigarettes because these are smooth as fuck.
01:26:08
Speaker
Yeah, but I don't use a filter. yeah chest most the didy didy cigarettes I don't use a filter. I smoke tobacco out of a bomb. I take a bomb load of tobacco with weed and I smoke it in two hits. A pole bowl. It lasts for like 20 minutes. You're on a 20 minute half.
01:26:30
Speaker
i would That's the problem. dirty bowl When I do get high, I fucking hate it. I hate being high because of the simple fact I don't have 100% to hold my faculty. Yeah. Well, you do it's just a difference you do. It's just a different perspective of your sensory. So you have to adapt. It takes time. But um I used to when I drove 19 hours and I smoked CBD the whole time and helped me.
Live Stream Challenges & Security Issues
01:27:00
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legal. allfi We're not condoning any of these things. Yeah, well, CBD is making recipe recommendations on how you should take drugs. Don't we don't condone it. Yes. And don't take your volume your face and get my two fingers. Do what you want. We're just not going to we're not going to tell you what we're not going to tell you to do that. Michael, I'll bring you up, but I need to see two fingers to show that you're real. Don't put them in your butt. bro Yeah, I got to have a scan.
01:27:30
Speaker
I don't believe that that je German Shepherd isn't low key, a penis. Michael Lionheart. Yeah, dude, you got to show yourself. what What's your penis look like? but I've seen that. It looks like a German Shepherd. What the fuck? Did I airbrush it and not you know? Because this profile is a German Shepherd, right? is that I know, I know. That's what I'm saying. I'm not confident that that German Shepherd is not actually a penis on the other side of the camera.
01:27:58
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Ah, I see this. pieces and ah where's my No penis thing has taken off. Oh yeah, I took it off. Show me that I don't like that. No, oh no. but
01:28:15
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That's not me.
01:28:29
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an it I'm trying to set the mood a little bit more 70 style porn. In case we do see it. In case we do see it. And it has nothing to do with not bringing somebody up, but I'm not going to bring anybody up unless I've seen at least they show me, two fingers, show me the real, because we've been burned before.
01:28:50
Speaker
I've kind of gotten to the point where if you sit if you sit backstage with your camera off for a certain period of time, like if you came up into the studio, that means you're at your computer. Yeah, exactly. So you you've got about one to five minutes before I kick you from backstage because at that point you're just sitting there taking up.
01:29:12
Speaker
taken up backstage spots. Sometimes I even take it a little step further and I'll have you got to type in the chat so I can check out you see where you you know, see your channel. Go and see what all right copy that. Hello, Michael. Hello. Hello here. I just have to make sure you're real because we've been burned before. Well, we've been burned before.
01:29:40
Speaker
Yeah, we've been we've been <unk> been people doing like what you're doing with showing your your profile photo and then when we bring them up, they'll their profile photo goes away and it's their asshole. They'll drop their. That's crazy. That's very. yeah So we are that's our way of checking. That's very Jewish. I don't do that, though. That's that's insane. I was waiting for him to say that's that's crazy. I can't believe someone would do that. Here's my penis.
01:30:08
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this is wild hey look butthole anyway uh connor uh earlier we were talking about the fight last night oh i wouldn't get your take on it because you watched it and we didn't taka watched it but glaze and i did not because we had something better to do i mean i i thought that the fight was it was hard to watch it's i mean either. what but What were you saying about Tyson's legs? You you mentioned him. His legs were so, so, so, so, so stiff.
01:30:41
Speaker
he's over there here you want to use my like i think he was hurt he had a break before the act saw He had a brace on his back, right knee, I think. I think he hurt himself before.
01:30:53
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It was like the first round, maybe the first round and a half. Mike was actually putting, just putting some work in. You could see him moving fast. He was moving hard. He threw hard punches. And then it was like halfway through the second round, his legs just got, his his legs just stopped working.
01:31:13
Speaker
It was like, it was like I was in the ring. His legs didn't do anything. and it was he was new He was bouncing on his toes and every once in a while. And I think he was trying to like loosen himself up a little bit more, but nothing, nothing ever came together. duise it really too pale
01:31:36
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Connor's legs turning on. I thought the it was fixed. I thought it was rigged. Oh, and that's what I said earlier. 100% rigged. And then just, but there's no really like real way for me to actually stay like factual, but he, Mike Tyson looked like he was medicated, like he was in pain. He looked like he was hurting and he looked like he was had, he was medicated to help with the pain. And then, uh, it got a little overwhelming and you can see in his feet and his knees that they that he was, he was hurting. Well, he had a blood transfusion a couple of weeks before the fight. He almost died. Yeah. Yeah. He almost yeah must died yeah
01:32:12
Speaker
yeah Jake Paul talking about the fight after the fight and I mean he said kind of what we were all thinking, which was like Jake Paul's 27 and he knows that 27 versus 58. It's it's not it's not a completely fair fight, but he was like, you know, it's hard to to want to throw as as many punches as maybe he could have. When he you can tell that Mike was just kind of trying to survive it.
01:32:38
Speaker
I think during his training, there was one point where he was at his peak and he was, he was ready to go because you see those training videos. But the person who walked into the ring was not the guy in those training videos. They took the best of his training videos. At one point, he probably was a top notch ready, ready to fucking fight. But then he got said hurt and were sick or the blood transfusion.
01:32:59
Speaker
He looked bad. He looked, ah he looked old. I didn't know that. I know. Everyone's going to say. yeah why they promo phone I mean, it's really, listen, I'm not, I'm not going to lie to you guys, but you put a Jew in the ring. What do you expect is going to happen? You know, what do you expect is going to happen? You're being real anti-Jew tonight, Michael. No, no, I'm being, I'm just being real, bro. I'm just being real. I'm not being anti-Jew. I'm just being real.
01:33:26
Speaker
No, but what does being too much have to do with it? I've got lots of juice. It has everything to do with it. How? Who do you think is running? Well, who do you think is running everything?
01:33:41
Speaker
I'm sorry, guys. i had' I'm done with that. i the i think it's i say to now it was i don't i that once again you know I don't care if you're black, purple, green, Catholic, Jewish, you don't believe in anything. I don't care. At the end of the day, every day I just wake up and I'm like, I just want to get through today.
Handling Offensive Content & Trolls
01:34:06
Speaker
I can get i can get having a having a a racy joke here and there. That was yeah was like three ju jokes in and over the course of two minutes. Yeah, I noticed it the first time. but it wasn't It wasn't even didn you feel like a ah ah joke. It was just kind of weird. Where'd Isaac go? I'd rather go. I think he bounced off. I don't know. Maybe he was having a GMT dream.
01:34:34
Speaker
there Jesus Christ. Saturdays are amazing. Isaac's been on here before and he was he says some wild things sometimes just with what he has. Well, the last time I was here, he was talking about magnets. Yeah, that's right. About the magnet. I think I was drunk that night. I think I was drunk that night. Well, he's kind of waiting on him. That's why I was waiting for it for tonight because he was drunk. I think I and my i played.
01:35:05
Speaker
like okay Nobody. you i know I have no problem with people giving their opinion, but. No, no, that's fine. I'll just sit here and oh. No, he was telling me. I'll tell you you're right. That's the that's the new. That's not. It's not a new thing, but that's the other side of the trolls. You got the porn bombers and you got the dudes that want to come up here and sometimes they'll just throw out racial slurs right off the bat. Yeah, yeah. Was that a ah was that a kick or a ban? I kicked him. I didn't ban him. OK.
01:35:39
Speaker
So yeah, but yeah, I, again, I am, I'm all for a, a racy joke, you know, so some yeah my as help if ah jokes can't are are acceptable to an extent. But when you come, come up here and the first thing you say is, you know, here' know definite what a what a dumb do like, what? Yeah. yeah yeah there There is a line. believe one what nobody Here's my question. What what color Kurt Cobain's eyes? Jesus. They're blue. They blew that way and they blew that way. He got me on that last night. I was fucking dying live on air, man. like what My favorite joke of all time is is how many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
01:36:28
Speaker
Oh, none. They just beat the shit out of the room for being black.
01:36:34
Speaker
fucking Yes, that's an offensive joke, but it's obviously a satirical joke. Right. Yeah. It's one thing to make a joke and be like, yeah, it's a joke. I'm not, but it's not a dick. Don't take it as hard. Some people don't. come in and do like why did joke but but no But here's my question.
01:36:52
Speaker
he was like mental has but ah jump and pun it down nobody but it is hes actually some do would you put a just ignore it person in a ring but neither one of those two eyes are jewish are they no oh I don't know if anything about Logan Paul and his i don't either they i think that mike mike is either Muslim or just Christian. I could be wrong or just troll. Honestly, I don't care. I mean, he's like, you know, you know, they're the old joke, you know, both yeah that cleared that cleared out everybody from my side of YouTube. take yeah right you're knowing with but' But that it reminds me of that old joke. It's like a priest, a minister, a rabbi go into a boxing match.
01:37:40
Speaker
and the fighter crosses himself and they they turn to the the priest and say what's that mean he says not a damn thing if he can't fight ah exactly you know the other day uh last night lazy uh lazy jedi they had a stream they got porn bombed three times are you serious? Yeah, but we have a group chat and he would they they were putting the time stands for I'll go back to look what happened. I went back. I was like, oh, they got you guys good. They're they' they're they're they're they're getting smarter. Well, yeah, because what they'll do, we got porn bombed once where they showed a it was a video in like and you see at the bottom, you see the backstage. It was a video of somebody that we know and has been on the show. And I was like, oh, shit. And I've done that show me too.
01:38:32
Speaker
And it came up and instantly turned into an asshole. And I was like, well, you didn't see that coming. yeah yeah So, which is funny because I still can't figure out how they did it. Just saying. I don't know. They loop a big look video and they they loop it so that it...
Shock Content & Viral Media
01:38:53
Speaker
plays together well, or they get a certain amount of that video. I can make it. Yeah. I can. And if the certain types of your camera software on your computer, it'll play the video going through your camera as if it was. Oh, OK. Yeah. Something like OSB. OK. Yeah. Sounds like a lot of work just to be an asshole. I'm just saying. Literally. Once you get it all set up, it doesn't take long.
01:39:21
Speaker
Blaze knows he trolls us all the time. I have trouble. He's like, I'm drunk. I'm going to. Oh, but there's a guy that's a total dick. he's Yeah, yeah you but asshole. I'm going to airbrush you. I'll see when I first saw that. I was like, oh, here we go. but I didn't know the was his first I ever see that. Oh, you have to share to the groups individually. That's dumb. What are you doing?
01:39:50
Speaker
I'm trying to share. I'm trying to send us porn. Yeah, that's a yeah thing. I was going to say, is it jeff you know your point. I was going to say I I also I couldn't send anything that Jeff hasn't already seen.
01:40:04
Speaker
Yeah, it's back. You should see my my browser history boys. I'm just playing. It'll put you know, I freaking posted the two girls one coupling in the fucking snap. I saw that I was i've I had never seen that video before because I had heard so about it. I intentionally stayed away from it.
01:40:24
Speaker
I opened it and then I saw one one of the grillsters squat and I was like, oh, that's what this is. Bye. Yeah. Yeah. You know, so when that first became quote unquote viral, I was like, this, I got to see because it it can't be that bad. When was I wrong? Then there's like the blue awful. I've never seen a blue awful.
01:40:47
Speaker
no but you but Somebody sent it to me in the link. So I watched it. I was playing online video games and I was like, let me see what this is. I'm home alone. And I went through the whole video. I was like, that was gross. And then I'm playing video games. And then my mind starts going and I'm like.
01:41:01
Speaker
yeah oh No, the worst one is there there was one that went around. It was called Glass Ass. And this dude sat on a pickle jar and made the pickle jar disappear. And then the pickle jar breaks as he's trying to take it out. oh And he makes zero sound as he's pulling out chunks of that glass. Dude, it was horrifying. And you watched it go. Yeah, it's like, yeah, of course I watched it. Where's the pickle pickle? No, the other one. There's dog and pickles. Pickle Rick.
01:41:38
Speaker
i know I used to listen to ah Kevin Smith's podcast and he was talking about that one and then he would talk about the two girls, one cup. And then he was talking about one called Mr. Happy Hands. And I was like, yeah, it can't be that bad. And it's a dude at a stable.
01:41:57
Speaker
And this horse decides I've seen it and and all of a sudden that it hits a lube or something and that horse is up there on the Saturday night guys. it was in you guys it' what It's so so it's up here's here's the crazy thing is an audible pop. No, but what's crazy is the whole thing is is in that that. You remember the Paris Hilton born? Where it was ah in that night vision. The whole thing's in night vision. And this dude is literally, you know, he's, he's neck of his days born except for his shoes. And there's a horse that like, I would have trouble getting on top of this horse to ride this horse. And this horse mounts him like it's his job. And this dude's into it. And all of a sudden that horse hits and this goes to gone inside dude.
01:42:54
Speaker
in a matter of seconds. Dude, well, not that time, but he died later on from the next time he tried it. Oh, it was from a, there's, okay. It was from a different horse. The one, look yeah. Yeah. He eventually died from doing that because you're talking like three feet of horse disappearing inside dude. And the dude is not much bigger than me. He's a skinny dude. It was fucked up.
01:43:22
Speaker
It was like a train wreck. You couldn't walk away. Absolutely. Nobody left in my chat. Everybody's looking it up. That's the website? Jesus. Like, it's something that... you like hang it out on twitter that's it when i when i When I heard about this, you know, Kevin Smith was talking about it and I was like, no way.
Unusual Discoveries & Magnet Fishing
01:43:42
Speaker
He's making this shit up.
01:43:43
Speaker
What what what sort of content because I caught I thought you were doing a a cop video the other day, but what? I usually talk with that everything everything. and This is totally normal. Just before I guess on a Saturday we're born. Yeah, I think I think we pushed that envelope. but It sealed it. Yeah, it was funny because I was like I was like. turn toin
01:44:11
Speaker
Yeah, it's it's it's horrible. Usually we have the champion to keep Jeff in check, but he has escaped the asylum tonight to fuck you guys. What are you going to do? No, it's one of those things like you can't unsee it. It's burned in my brain and not in a good way. What's that? You're talking about the pickle jar? videos them to three feet All of them, all of them, three feet of horse or pickle jar that like.
01:44:41
Speaker
Like, Jesus.
01:44:45
Speaker
It's horrible. Yeah, you you check out some interesting websites there, Jeffy. No, and once again, I have to iterate. I didn't go searching for this out of the blue. I heard about it. I was like, this can't be real. I have to look it up. Because I was like, I have to fact check it.
01:45:05
Speaker
So I took my pants off and no what is is it's like, it's because when he was describing it, I was like, there's no way in fuck this. He's making this up. He's gotta be. And then he gave the website. And I was like, I gotta, I gotta look. And I'm sure everybody that heard it was like, that' there's no way this is real. And then I was like, I wish I would never, I would have never looked up. It was like,
01:45:32
Speaker
Yeah, I've gotten to that point where people are like, um but dude, it's so gross. You got to see it. And I'm like, I'll take your word for it. No, but you don't know how gross it is until you see it. Younger me was fine with shit like that. But yeah like younger me was OK with shit like that. As I've gotten older, like I can't take it as much. Oh, I agree. Well, like like when I saw those videos, it was like 2006.
01:46:02
Speaker
And I was just like, wow, I never want to be on this algorithm again. Yeah. It was around that 2006 when all those videos were coming out. So I had a- Like a BME panel and things and all that shit. Yeah. Yeah. I had a buddy that he showed me this website. It was like a satellite, right? It was legit. You can see from the satellite. I was like, cool. And he was that type of guy. He was a techy dude, but he got me one day. He saw He's all, check out this link, man. It will zoom in on your, on your house, on your satellite, on your cell phone connection. I was like, what? And I believed him because the other stuff that he showed me. So that night it was around Christmas. We're at my uncle's house. All my family's there. And I got a big family. I got my grandma, my grandpa, my cousins, my uncles. with whole which my screen shared to the tv Yeah. My uncle, uh,
01:46:50
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he's He's a techie guy too. So he has a ah big screen TV and he's throwing us a bunch of stuff. And he's like, Hey, you guys got anything you want to check out? I said, yeah, check out this website. My buddy told me about it. He clicks it in and it's legit. It looks like a satellite. It's zooming in, zooming in and everybody is watching. And we're like, Oh wow, it's working. And once it gets to the house, it was two dudes doing it. And one guy's doing a helicopter and I was like, and I look at my grandma and she's like, Oh,
01:47:18
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so like I bored mom the whole family and I was like, ah you write that one like down. I've got dementia. I can't remember it. No, speaking of what have you guys ever played on Google Earth? Yeah, when I was younger. Yeah. yeah Apparently, this happened a couple years ago, this guy who's do for honor, he bought a property and he was looking at and the property on Google Earth and he noticed next like three properties down this guy had a pond and he's like I wonder if I can zoom on they found a car in the pond that had been missing for like 10 years and Google Earth caught it and yeah I think it became a whole thing like somebody had tried to ditch this car by putting into Google Earth but I did see the other day I went to the store and uh
01:48:10
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You know, they have the Google car that drives around. I've seen it like three times here. So I'm assuming next year you'll see me walk into the store on Google Earth. When they update it, because I was like pacing with this car, not on purpose, because it was driving slow and you could tell it was working. And I was just like, I'm on a couple times and where people are are mooning or flashing the the Google cars, I guess. And then they wait for the update so they can see it. But ah apparently Google Google checks that shit and blurs it. Apparently not. Well, well, on certain thing, they always blur everybody's face.
01:48:51
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Yeah, yeah, but ah The funny one is I saw is these guys they saw blue a Google Earth car coming and they played dead where the other one looked like he was shooting him, but he was holding a broom handle.
Submarine Life & Historical Technologies
01:49:08
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He's like. So because like if you you scroll through the the was it the rough neighborhood street view, the street view, it's it's second by second. He's gone. And he goes, oh, it's hilarious. and and I'm like, yeah, I don't think that far ahead.
01:49:32
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music the Have you seen the videos of the dudes that are uh, they like dive for uh for sunken cars and Oh, yeah, those bodies and things like that That shit is why yeah I like the magnet vision guys, too I watched the video the other day day these guys they're they're getting ready to dive and they're searching the location so they got the the sonar or whatever You know the the foot the fish finder thing Right. And you can see just like come out of really nowhere is the body of a car and outside of the car is a, is a person doing this, like half hanging out of the, but half half hanging out of the car and half in the car. And it was perfectly detailed. It was obvious, obviously the outline of a person. and I was just like, how do they have technology like this?
01:50:27
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but we still can't find people who go missing in rivers. Right? Well, no, that there's a new, I saw a new, it's like an RC. Cause we're not programmed with low jack. But it's tethered and it it literally does hide high visibility footage. And it's, you know, it's like 1500 roads. The whole kit is like,
01:50:53
Speaker
just the, just the submersibles, like 1500 bucks, the cables, another 15, it's like the whole thing's like 10 grand, but it, you put it in the water and it'll go under and it'll do high res 1080p footage of whatever it finds. Um, I saw a guy the other day using it on YouTube and I was like, I want one of those. I don't know what for, but I want one. I would, I don't know what I'd use it for. It's so cool to be able to like build your own submarine.
01:51:24
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I've seen videos of people doing that shit. Yeah. And it's working. Well, we all know how that well, it worked out for the guys that tried to go down to the Titanic. i'm just I mean, they tried to go to down to the Titanic, but I mean, even just have like a surface submersible like they used to smuggle drugs. Right. Like if I can take that up the river, all you see is a little snorkel hanging out of the top. Oh, that'd be cool. And do you know anything about the submarines from ah the Civil War? Oh, dude, they were massive.
01:51:54
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Well, they they they they were they were doing stuff like during this. I mean, they weren't like modern, what we would call modern submarines. But yeah, we find something about that. So I don't. I did. I did. better that I was fucking around with it. I did see something about that, but they were like two man subs. Yeah, but they were like, you know, power and shit. Yeah. Like it's it's super primitive stuff, but they functioned. The only was around 40 feet long and carried a crew of seven soldiers and one officer. The inside of the submarine was cramped being around four feet high and three, three and a half feet wide. What kind of weapons is when we have the main weapon? The only was a spar torpedo, whatever the fuck that is. This is from the Civil War. Yeah.
01:52:44
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yeah So what was the main ah ah main like purpose of those at the time? Was it primarily for like surveillance and shit? or they like take down I think was. well that was okay so The Hunley was the first submarine to sink an enemy ship in battle. So they would use it
01:53:11
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So this was, this was in the Civil War, 1863. I did see a guy the other day on, on YouTube. He modified his, his dirt bike, where the, the intake and the exhaust, he attached these, these, uh, I was like two and a half feet tall or four feet tall pipes and drove it underwater. I see the dude with a Jeep do it too. I was like, they put snorkels on them.
01:53:40
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Yeah. There's dude building a submarine. Found a video of he it. He looks like um propane tanks. Yeah. I don't want to get in the water and something I built.
01:53:59
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Because you know when you're building stuff. To be in a sub period. I've been on a sub, it's not fun. But then like, what what I'm saying is like, when I'm building something, there is that point where I'm building, I'm like, yeah, that's good. On this one little thing. That's how my sub would be. I'm like, why is there water coming in my sub? and Yeah, right.
01:54:22
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all do Well, airtight is not. as Yeah. Welding airtight is not easy. and And all of a sudden, you've got an implosion. Like, it's that fucking easy. Yeah, I'm not. I don't know. I feel like a submarine would touch on every part of my worst fears. Like, smoking on a submarine is fun. You'll turn green. Oh, yeah, because you're still in the tube. Yeah. Like, ah I was on a submarine.
01:54:58
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finally 99 back in 1995. Shut the fuck up, child. Uh, and, and one of the guys was like, you want to say, I want a cigarette and dude, I turned so green because of the pressure is horrible. Interesting. I i was i got sick. I have never had any interest in the whole Navy scene period. Being on a boat for months on end, being underwater in a in a sub sounds fucking those both sound miserable. Oh, I loved it. I love this. school Sounds um ah in so insanity inducing. Right. Exactly. It kind of does sound like that. I mean, because the isolation. Well, so have you heard the excuse why women weren't allowed on sub rooms for the longest time?
01:55:58
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Oh gosh, you're about to tell us. No, because they don't have facilities for women. That was the excuse. why woman oh what do i are why you shit a or at all holy I guess regular toilets. They didn't have regular toilets for women. I was like, how hard is that to do? Right. That's a crappy shit. Listen, if I can shit, you know, that sounds like i was a rationalization and you can then then the girls can figure out how to pee in a fucking submarine. Exactly. Right. It's not that hard. But it was not that was back in the.
01:56:39
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That's back in the day. Men just didn't want to think still. Well, we still don't. Well, like I said, the back of the navy four women combat or women have rights. Jeff, Jeff's over here like, yeah, the good old days. not con g would love that You misogynistic fuck.
01:57:00
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Hey, that's how you want a place in the kitchen. A joke like that. Just for anybody who might want to come in here later. As you intentionally say. If she can make a sandwich on a submarine, she's in. Exactly. He's and be's a winner. You should keep her. And then everything's OK.
AI Impact on Society & Creativity
01:57:26
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And these AI videos are off the hook, man. Oh, they're hilarious. They're hilarious. Yeah. So, so, uh, buttons on your, own I have a question. I have a question.
01:57:40
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right There's fucking, there's, uh, that's Isaac spirit animal.
01:57:50
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No, the fact that AI can do so much right now. That picture made me feel like I was walking into a Satan's worship. The Purino land. What? Or piano. I don't know what he said, man. Yeah, that's what I said. He was founting off some things. I was like, I don't know that's a real thing. Some spirit science shit. Oh, geez.
01:58:18
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Yeah, I mean, I've done well i've done my fair share of shrooms and weed, and I've never come to any sort of conclusions like that. Well, apparently, you didn't do it long enough, according to that. I don't understand the conclusion that when I'm on drugs, that's when I'm lucid. Yeah, that didn't make sense to me. that's where i'm That's where I was like, maybe maybe we should seek some help. where That's where he lost me.
01:58:49
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Just do that. Yeah, exactly. Come spend some time with me. I will be your your therapist. That's what I told him. I said, dude, you need to come up on a Monday. I'm talking about it. I don't know if we could handle it. That way you're Connor's problem.
01:59:08
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but Well, boys, let's take a real quick break. It's about that time again. ah Ladies, why don't you pick a song this time? oh motherfuckers okay they'll pick them why you're looking what yeah girl so girl that's a
02:01:29
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And you don't deserve it
02:03:24
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There you go, that was the jump off! also I was going to say that was the, I don't know who that is, but I'm sorry. There's consequences to choices. And i like I just learned that that was horrible. I mean, that was, I liked it. This song. that That is the jump off with Eddie Money's take me home tonight. But I actually, I had not heard that version. I probably have. I just wouldn't pay attention. Uh, usually when we take a break, I go to the bathroom or something, but I actually listened to the whole song this time.
02:03:58
Speaker
Um, except Friday night commercial breaks. We sit here and laugh about, Oh my God, dude. I actually saw one. I don't know if it's a real commercial or not, but it was a Doritos commercial. And it was a lady that was, um, they're doing the extra, um, looking at the baby or the ultrasound and the dad sitting there eating, but eating Doritos. Right. And then the mom was like, you really going to eat Doritos while we're doing the ultrasound. And and then i saw that arm he reaches down and the baby starts reaching for Doritos. Right. So he, the dad's like,
02:04:26
Speaker
and around with them and going up and then baby starts to kick and then the the wife's like take this seriously, grabs the bag of Doritos and throws it and then the baby shoots out. if it I actually, I found something, Blaze. I don't know if I sent you it, but I found a TikTok channel that shows commercials that you don't want to skip. I don't know if I sent it to you or not. No, no.
02:04:52
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i Thought I did maybe i probably I probably I could probably find that on YouTube tick-tock. I mean I Have a love-hate relationship with tick-tock at the moment Yeah, I did I said it to you Monday By the way, mom so if you scroll back through the what I sent you on Monday, that's that channel. They got all these funny commercials that every time they pop up on my FYB, I'm like, i'll be coming jeff Jeff is Jeff is one of my many friends that I have that was that will send me things throughout the day. And I will I will take me weeks to get through actually watching them all because I got Ray doing it and I got Justin doing it like
02:05:34
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i other guys doing it from all these different apps. and i'm like happy mind Well that actually brings up a very good point. I have a system. I only send people stuff that I think they'll find interesting.
02:05:51
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For instance, oh, no, and I'm not saying I'm not no, no, no, no. No, but like watching it For instance, Nikki Glick's wife. Oh, what's up? Do you not say whatever? She'll get I send her everything food related like recipes that I'm like, oh, she'll make this because I, you know, she still hasn't made that Big Mac salad, which I'm still mad at, but whatever. Glick will get some funny stuff. Chuck, I don't know if I've sent you anything. Absolutely. Well, I'll start paying attention when I when I start seeing Karl Marx ship pop up. Oh,
02:06:23
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You know what's funny? I um I oh so I my cash app car you know how you can like customize it. I put this Karl Marx quote on it and I used it in McDonald's yesterday and the lady stops and she reads it. She's like oh that's cool then hands it back to me. I actually on my email signature I have a Walt Whitman book and it's actually I actually it's I guess you could say i still listen for five bucks no it's actually uh I got it from Ted Lasso was the first time I ever heard it and it was like it's it's be curious not judgmental no nice and that's kind of agree I agree with being both I think I think situations demand uh one well no the the the the gist of the quote is don't judge before you have a chance to do some research you don't read a book by its cover kind of
02:07:25
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I agree. Have you seen Ted Lasso yet? I don't even know who fucked Ted Lasso is. Look, it looks funny. It's genius. It's good. It's about an American football coach who gets hired to hope to coach a ah English soccer team in England. I don't know what Isaac's talk about. I am way fucking crying right now and I am not lucid. I don't know what. We need some DMT.
02:07:53
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whatever it is. I am not steering this card tonight, please. sorry No, all So, oh, and Chaka. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. We are moving. We are moving nonsense and chill to eight o'clock certain. Yeah. So, that's this show. No, no. That's on Friday nights. On Friday nights. What is tonight? Tonight's Saturday. Saturday.
02:08:21
Speaker
ah you are stone Jesus. I am. Let's all fuck. Eight o'clock. What time is it on you guys? in is that eastern east Eastern. Eastern. Eastern. Eastern. Yeah. Oh, okay. So that would be an hour early. oh Yeah, it would just be an hour early. That's great. be Yeah. Well, well, that's something we talked about. We want you to be able to pop up because you actually pop up and like when you watched Top Secret with us, you know, you not have seen the movie.
Aliens, UFOs, & Fermi Paradox
02:08:52
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where we've taken the week to watch it, kind of gives it that extra kind of thing. And of course movies that you have. I'll jump on whenever, whenever I can, bro. I don't have, my channel's not nothing like, I'll do a promotional crypto videos and stuff, and and but im I'm just hanging out really. I have no set Friday night is hanging out watching the movie. Yeah. And now that we we actually built a,
02:09:22
Speaker
Well, we didn't build it. It only took a second, but we put a QR code so people can actually watch the movie on our Discord. Oh, that's cool. So we show up the the QR code as well to kind of... I know what I wanted to, and I kind of wish Isaac was here right now. Isaac, if you're listening, I want you to pop back up for this this this conversation because I bet you have some interesting input.
02:09:50
Speaker
I didn't catch any of the hearing, but apparently they talked about aliens and UFOs again in Congress. They did. To the point where they're like, they're way more advanced than we are. And they're in the ocean. They're in the ocean now. Yeah. They they said um they they're claiming they have footage, but they show them. What are they claiming and where's this footage?
02:10:15
Speaker
The government is claiming their own footage. And that's why I said, if you want to start believing, release the fucking footage because that's the fucking site I want to go to. Yeah. Show the footage and then everybody's going to go nuts and and the world's going to be chaotic for a minute, but at least we'll have the footage. Do you really think there's alien presence on Earth? Sure, why not?
02:10:40
Speaker
in the ocean. That's the same thing my son believes. My 21 year old believes that too. And he legit believes there's aliens in the ocean. I don't know. I don't think there's any aliens on this plane. I think aliens, if they would have encountered us, really, these fuckers are too primitive. I agree. What makes us what makes us so good that these, you know, you know, look at us. That's that's the kind of mentality humans have. I have a thought. I have a thought that aliens have they come by every once in a while and be like,
02:11:11
Speaker
Uh, yeah, still retarded. Keep going. Lock the door. Yeah. I mean, you know, I check in everyone. It's like a millennia. Yeah. Oh, no. They're still stupid. Let's get out of here. Yeah. Or they're still using microwave ovens. Fuck. No, you know what it is. Still spraying buttholes. God dang it. You know what it is? It's like going, it's like us going to Disneyland.
02:11:38
Speaker
They're like, let's take a day trip to go to fucking Earth because we're going to see some wild shit. You know, like go like when I lived in Phoenix, Arizona, I like going to Walmart at two o'clock in the morning because that's when you literally read my mind right now. I was like, I wonder if they think of it as like their Walmart. Yeah, they don't buy anything. They just go to see the stupid thing. I think the aliens have a tick tock dedicated to fucking humans that they see. Not of a' not ugly, just weirdos. You know, look at this book and come long enough to grab a couple of videos.
02:12:15
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out. But it's like it. oh muroom That's kind of my thought that know that earth is like their zoo. Like let's go look at the big dumb animal.
02:12:29
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no You know, they're in captivity. They can't get nowhere. Not but past the moon anyways. What's so special to where they're going to come visit us? and And I'm like, that's just ah us. That's the humans mentality. I think that's ego. You guys know you with the Fermi paradox. No. What's that? What is that? Let me look it up. I can't. time I was going to say, you know, I don't know. Let me look it up.
02:12:58
Speaker
I heard it once. That was awesome. Are you familiar with the perfect video? Let me see what it's all. You were hoping somebody would be like, oh, yeah, it's this. Yeah. And now I got to explain it. I can't fucking explain it here. So here's fucking from the city institute. We had to pause the movie last night so I could explain why you needed a towel and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. And I still. OK, is there some evidence suggesting the humans are the galaxy's only intelligent species? Question mark.
02:13:28
Speaker
um And Enrico Fermi thought so, and he was pretty much a smart guy. Did he be right? I'm not reading this whole fucking thing, dude. This is a whole fucking... This is like a fucking... yeah of ages so yeah So basically, okay, okay, I'm i'm gonna simplify it. Fermi's basically said that the universe is so, so old and so expansive that If there were other alien life forms out there, we've missed the mark in overlapping with existence with them.
02:14:06
Speaker
because the way time works and all that. okay like Yeah, because billions and billions of years, like yeah, there there could have been other alien life forms before us and after us, but like it's so big in advance, there's no overlap. So we'll probably never actually... So you're saying only one intelligent species can be around at a time? That's not can be or only can be or is.
02:14:34
Speaker
right But that's what the paradox is, because universe is so expansive. The odds of sentient beings existing at the same time is almost not like probable. i mean I don't know, though. But i mean it's just the paradox. It's not natural theory. The problem when it comes to stuff like that, there's no way to prove it wrong. So like no matter what, that dude's winning.
02:15:02
Speaker
that You know what I mean? He's picking up all that nerdy poutine at the fucking at the church social on Sundays. That's the best time. Fucking lazy. I'm fucking. You get up here, man. Get up here. Yeah. No, but isn't that the best way, like put something out there that nobody can disprove or prove? Well, you win for that lifetime. You know, if they disprove it after you died or prove it after you died, who cares?
02:15:32
Speaker
But while I'm here, but I reign supreme. Fair. I like feeling two fucking la to do this. OK, there's some things I can't do right now. And that's going to be I'm trying to but I've been working all night to clip last night's show and did like clips without actually having to watch the whole thing. I kind of find one.
02:15:57
Speaker
By the way, Chaka, what do you use to make your clips? You watch the whole thing, they make the clips or? No, I use. Say that's it. I use Canva and I'll just um go through the little funny parts and just cut them out. where Oh, I did. I never. So the only thing I've ever played with on Canva is the whiteboard. but i I keep forgetting there's other shit.
Crypto & Gaming Economics
02:16:24
Speaker
i do have and i do do do the I do have the paid version of Canva. Ah, that probably helps. It has a lot of ah options. All uses Canva and that's it. Pretty much all uses Canva. I just downloaded a new photo editing software, Affinity Tonight, that I'm fucking around with. Because I didn't want to pay the subscription for Adobe Animal. Well, the the price comparison sold me, Jesus.
02:16:53
Speaker
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's like a lesser, no one, but it's, it has his professional quality at least. I just recently. It does raw. That's my biggest thing. What's that? I just recently cut down on my stream yard, uh, subscription. I was paying $88 a month and I don't, it was shit I didn't need. I didn't realize we're paying that much. Well, that's how they get you, you know?
02:17:21
Speaker
Oh, they I felt like they punished me because as soon as I i went to the lower subscription, my streamer did not work for like a week. I couldn't do shit. I was like, what the fuck? And and now now it's working again. The constant having to pay for like video games, the constant having for DLC packages and and subscription services. That's honestly, when it comes to video games, that's what killed it for me. That's one of the biggest reasons why I don't play video games. I don't play video games online if I play. I play, you know,
02:17:52
Speaker
dude well i just my son plays fortnite this is like a tragic story that's for him poor kid he's played since the damn thing came out he might this is my 13 year old loves the game he had so many i actually put bought him so many like those passes to get new skins and stuff he had yeah tons of them hundreds of them some that were like rare and he was so proud of them I bought him a computer a few years ago, and maybe it was like four years ago, bought him a computer, and he wanted to start playing on his PC. So I tried to hook up his Fortnite account to the PC, which you can. You got to go through, link the accounts up, and I deleted his whole fucking account. I could not get it back.
02:18:34
Speaker
And no I felt like shit. I was like, Oh my God. Like I i felt like I really in because he he had the biggest collection and then he barely started playing it again. And every day he like reminds me, remember when he's leading the whole countdown? I'm like, yeah. a fucking Well, you heard about that. That one guy he played. I don't know. It was like some something to K. It was like a basketball or NBA to kick something like that. But he had like 40 grand in it over the past you know X amount of years and his girlfriend deleted it because she was mad at him. It's our own damn fault for allowing these systems to go on like that. Where we fucking pay all this money in these description services and one day it gets ripped away and all that.
02:19:45
Speaker
and some of the crypto games were doing that to where you buy the assets and they come in the form of NFT and you save them and you'll have them, you'll never lose them. But the cry the crypto games stuck, so they had never caught on. They weren't fun or nothing. But I mean, in theory, though, you could possibly lose them. If like just like you can lose your wallet, you could get your on a ah that you hold in your hand, a digital
02:20:15
Speaker
Okay, so you can race that. Yeah. But I never got the, the, the appeal of NFTs because if I want something I can copy it.
02:20:30
Speaker
Yeah. See, I'm not like, I'm not, I'm not opposed to cryptocurrency or credit or whatever. Like, like to me, that makes sense. Like I'm a, like I grew up, I'm a a freaking star track geek and in like a deep and not deep space sign, uh, next generation, like they had that credit system. It was basically just digital currency. and Yeah. I mean, granted you can cash out and get like, uh,
02:20:59
Speaker
actually hard, hard credits for like gambling at the tables or whatnot. But it was all just basically digital currency. I mean, we're digital. Oh, I'm frozen. ah're We're digital currency right now. I mean, everybody uses bank cards. You don't exactly. Yeah. I mean, personally, I rarely have cash if I do. It's because the wife let me have some money. So much money. Doc, I just sent you something. Check that out because ah you'll get a gig being that you're in crypto.
02:21:29
Speaker
um the I dabbled in the market for a while.
Tech Tools & Personal Habits
02:21:37
Speaker
I made some money and all that, but my wife, she plays the market every day. He dabbled in the market, like I dabbled with podcasting, so you know where that went. No, but the thing is, my wife does it all, so I'm like, hey, why this? Or sell that? Because I heard this new thing.
02:21:57
Speaker
um she does uh she buys and sells gold like fucking nuts like she'll she'll short the market or or go long and when she's on she's on but when she's off oh my god is she off it's i think i need to drop drop out and come back in because my internet connection or something's going wonky yeah i'll be right back yeah we'll be here yeah i think yeah i think it could be streaming or i was getting fuck Well, I was also downloading a new program, too. so Yeah, I have that. that'll do Well, that's something that's something I do. I literally keep everything off. Like like I don't have my Orca Slicer up. I keep my Zoom off. The only thing I keep up is I keep Rumble up so I can end the stream when it's time. And I keep my WhatsApp up, just in case. Gotcha. Everything else, i I lock it down. The other thing, one of my favorite programs that
02:22:56
Speaker
I use it daily is called FX sound and it it it's a amplifier for my audio. So like even like I can, if I'm watching a movie and I don't feel like finding the remote to turn up the TV, I can turn it up using the FX sound or I can quickly easily switch to my headphones to the TV speakers ah and it's free.
02:23:22
Speaker
Yeah, I can do that by just clicking on my audio settings. Yeah, but this boosts it higher than like, like my laptop speakers are at full volume. They're not very loud, but I can increase it by 200%. Oh, okay. That's, that's the beauty. it's It's like an equalizer for your computer. I don't feel my lips, but they're there. You knowt wow and don't feel my lips, my lips, they're gone.
02:23:53
Speaker
I would be freaking out. ah just oh I completely freaking out. like Even when I get too drunk, I hate it. I don't mind a little tipsy, but when I'm like, I can't walk, I freak out. Oh, no, I feel great. I feel great.
02:24:15
Speaker
i am No, I would be freaking out because even when I the times that I got high I was like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna die. I Can't feel my leg. yeah Oh, I see it. It's not there Yeah He had to update he'll be up in a few he had enough Yeah, he just sent me a message and slack top had to update uh But no, I was going through that shit the other day myself. I did. I did last night. I had I. How long do you ignore your updates? I get them done right away. like Well, so not right away, I think that if I get an update like notification and it's like in the afternoon, I'll go ahead and I'll postpone it to like.
02:25:12
Speaker
early that morning, next morning, at like two o'clock in the morning or so. You know, just automatically do it. Oh, I wait. I'll wait like two or three days just so I don't have to sit through the update. You know, it doesn't take that long though. No, it doesn't. But it's like, I really need to get on here and and do this one thing. I really want to sit through this fucking update. No, let's get this done. I'll do it later. Kind of thing. It it comes down to my own laziness.
02:25:40
Speaker
Oh, I mean, I just I don't know others. Like, I mean, I can I can set it. i I'll be like, oh, I got to go poop right now. Let me go and start this day. That's when I'll do it. That's what I'll do. I'll get something done. And it's like, oh I need to restart my computer. Oh, you know what? I got to take a shit. I'm going to go ahead and get the restart. go take a shit when I get back. All I got to do is sign in. I mean, I'm going to get an update done, man.
02:26:09
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No, I think about that's, I mean, I, I mean, that's, you have to do it twice. I do. I do. Yeah. See, that's the other thing. Like if I'm on one laptop, I get the notification. I'll just turn the other one, make sure it gets updated and then I can switch if I need to. Yeah. Well, I have a second laptop and I haven't even had it on in six months.
02:26:38
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And the other reason I haven't, my other laptop. So when I first do it started doing remote work, my business partner called me and she says, hey, you want to start working? And I was like, yeah, sure. She's like, go buy a laptop and call me on Monday. And I had very little money. So I was like, I'm going to buy the TV. I spent like $150. I wouldn't spend $150, bought me a laptop.
02:27:05
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and quickly realized it was the slowest laptop on the history of planet for 150 bucks. Yeah, probably. Yeah. It's one minor about the grand a piece. Yeah, this one was 1500. And I when I started making money. more title And that's the thing. So because okay, so I doesnt like I was telling you earlier, I'm not I'm not doing Adobe because I don't want to pay the sanctions.
02:27:35
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Right. So I did some research and I found another one. And anyway, you know depending on these programs to do the work you needed to do, also depends on you making sure you your gear is up to date. well and And can handle it. Well, yeah. exactly that's That's the other thing. like The guys that have those gaming PCs, they keep their shit up to date. They're not lazy about it.
02:28:03
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No, but it's not even about being lazy. Like like you have to have the proper ah equipment in the first place to get some of the games they have. Like if you don't have the correct hard drive or the correct CPU or stuff like that. ah there There's a channel I watch on on YouTube called Linus Tech.
02:28:26
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These guys built some of the craziest computers. I'm just like, how much did you spend on that CPU? Good God, I spent less on that. I spent i spent more than that or less than that on a car. Jesus Christ.
02:28:45
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smart oh But they they also built some cool stuff. They built the ultimate ah the simulator, racing simulator.
02:28:57
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Like, it costs like $25,000, $30,000. And I was like, yeah no no. You got to keep that gear updated, buddy. Like, it's like maintaining your vaccines and wrapping your dick when you go in for the fuck. Wow. You know, virus protection, keep, you know, I mean, all that shit's important on these laptops nowadays, keep them even worth the money well that's the thing is what the problem with laptops versus pcs laptops are not meant to run all the time um yeah i think they do they they they the newer ones are but
02:29:45
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the difference on what you can do with a laptop versus a full-on stand-up badass uh oh yeah i mean i mean you're dealing with real stuff yeah but i i don't get the whole let's have 400,000 lights
02:30:09
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What are you talking about? I don't, I'm not saying the gaming PC, the gaming laptops. No, like, so if you build a gaming laptop, you, there's, there's budget build and then there's, I got more money than brains and a gaming laptop, depending on what game, app you have set up practical to me. No, the gaming laptops are a joke.
02:30:37
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But I'm boom boom boom. Somebody has a lot to say. Car has gone fishing. He's sleeping under a tree. I think he had to go put his kids to bed again. That's what I thought. Yeah, it was. So he said that video the other day of his daughter running around the room. He's like somebody know where this off button is. I sent him a picture. I sent him. I send him a picture of that off switch.
02:31:07
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and duct tape. find No, no, no, it's not duct tape, not duct tape. She was all over the house, boy.
Medicine Effectiveness & Industry Insights
02:31:18
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She was running around the ottoman and climbing up on the couch and jumping down. I was like, Hey, my quill, my quill buddy works wonders.
02:31:29
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Wonderful night, Quill. God, man. Well, until they changed the freaking recipe, now it's just... Yeah, now it's like you look at it and you fall asleep. It's sad. Didn't they say something like there was a there was a ah cold medicine that's been on the market for like 40 years and apparently it didn't do anything? No, they changed it because fucking meth has fucked it up for us. No, i know I get that. But no, there's actually a cold medicine.
02:31:59
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that just it just came out in the news the other day. Apparently it didn't work for the entire time it was been made. It was more like a placebo.
02:32:11
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I forget what it was. Hold on. I'm gonna look it up. I don't know. This is fucking first to me. Oh, here's that picture I was telling you about. And you're right. i was I was talking like, well, the off switch.
02:32:30
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ah
02:32:38
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Experts say the, oh my God, I can't say that word. It seems like like like a gaming laptop would be like impeded by upgrading the hardware. I don't know, though. What's that? Well, the software is easy to do. The hardware is the hard part when it comes to a gaming laptop.
02:32:57
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no um
02:33:01
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Decongestant cold medicine. So the decongestant in cold medicine hasn't worked for years. This is this came out not too long ago. The final, I can't say this word, ah is an ingredient and product in Tylenol,
02:33:22
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Benadryl and a couple other things. Apparently it hasn't worked and they've had it in cold medicine for 40 years. Is it meth? Methasone something? No, it starts with a B. that sort of
02:33:35
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Gaming laptops are dope as hell if you're gaming, but to buy one and not game on it. is it's I agree. like Well, that you can get a gaming laptop or you can get a business laptop. They're basically the same thing, but they're geared towards that thing. That's the word. I just put that in there. That's the word. and he like Yeah, there it is. now Right now, words are hard. Yeah, it's the active ingredients are hard.
02:34:09
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Yeah, there it is. FDA wants to pull them to have them removed.
02:34:16
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Yeah, this just came out not too long ago. and I was like, Jesus. Interesting. but It's an active ingredient. It was an active ingredient. Like Pluto wasn't here.
Internet Security & Consumer Habits
02:34:27
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Pluto was only a planet from the time they discovered it and don't make one revolution. Then they're like, yeah, no, it's not. It's actually a moon. dude The laptop you use for your porn has always got to be pristine up to date. See the best and have like have have like 14 virus. So antivirus software is on just to VP to VPN connections. Yeah.
02:34:54
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And then as we disinfected every three days. Hillary Clinton style. You're right. No, but like if you get a up like if you look at a business laptop versus a gaming laptop, they're basically, they have the same amount of stuff, but the the gaming laptop has stuff for. Yeah, like mine, I yeah ah get mine for media for like software editing and shit.
02:35:25
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So it's got like video, better video card graphics for you. Yeah. I feel like that. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know, man. I just go, I just go into Best Buy, but like, look, this is the kind of, this is what I need a laptop for. And the whatever sales person. Yeah, exactly. That one. But I, but I make sure I find the one that looks more stone than me.
02:35:52
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and no I know I'm getting honest. ah getting it I like to find a guy that looks like Steve Urkel. And I'm like, hey, Urkel, come here. I need the nerdiest salesperson you've got. But nothing has finally remained on the show of time being. Oh, he tell me about that. About removing that. then with agree and it's So it was a placebo effect the entire time?
02:36:19
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Well, no, it's supposed to be the active ingredient in all these anti-conjected.
02:36:26
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Decongestions. Decongestions. And it never worked. Interesting. So it's just something else you're putting in your body. Luckily, I only take Tylenol because I have a fucking headache. I only take the pills that are prescribed to me by my i what you like know my brain doctor. Your dealer.
02:36:48
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My brain doctor.
02:36:53
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And then, of course, the one yeah that that actually, actually, I have a question based on that. Do you and tell your doctor all the normal drugs? Do you tell ah your doctor how much drugs you do when they prescribe stuff? So they make sure you have a bad effect? Yeah, they know I use cannabis.
02:37:14
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I don't I'm not I don't I'm not sure about the mushrooms but okay so when it comes to those I do them so infrequently like it doesn't really matter okay and those are typically why you're on whatever medication you're like I'm not going to try it I'm not going to basically basically yeah and all it honestly depends on where I'm at in my head and it was a good weekend good week because hey we can just start buddy i had and ah feel very bad news
02:37:46
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I have to say hi while Glick was gone.
02:37:52
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It's like we are had excellent shows this week. I'm just saying. I've had fun this week. I did, you know? Or no about anybody else. I had a blast. didn else Like I think I was even on there for Monday for a little bit.
02:38:10
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Was I there Monday? Yeah, I was there Monday. I think we were. I think I drank that night. The only day I didn't do was Tuesday, because but on Thursday, because I actually, like I said, I got another guest possibly coming up. When you go in for the fuck, you said that sounds like something I said. You did. You're like, you got to wrap your shit when you're going in for the fuck. All right.
02:38:40
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Never heard it quite put that way, but okay. i don't remember i I'm going in for the fuck you ready. I'm not sure what with your daddy behind segment i said that like a hour ago and no is less less than tmon oh my That's like I Think I figured out why you're divorced buddy. Hey, I'm ready to go in for the fuck you ready, honey she' like I guess but And one of those deep excavation signs above the bed. Cautious, cautious, dangerous when high. Slippery when wet.
02:39:27
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He said it's like five minutes behind the street and he's still laughing. That's one of those jokes that they're they're What would Dane Cook call the mind? You know what's funny? That Kurt Cobain joke that I've told twice already. I was going to save it for Glick because I know he doesn't like Kurt Cobain, but I don't think he's heard it yet. That dude, you got me on that where I lost it. One of those mind grenades where I was like literally lying in bed watching TV and I was like, blew that way, blew this way. Jesus Christ, this motherfucker. You know what's funny is my nephew told me that earlier yesterday. and so So last night when but I was like, ooh, this is perfect. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. method We're not watching a movie or anything.
02:40:21
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but's Oh, Jesus. Speaking of movies. I already told you I watched Death Proof again last night. I forgot how fucking hilarious that movie was. A movie's genius. but You know, say what you want about Quentin Tarantino. He can make a good movie. Got a little bit of a book fetish. Shagga's back. There you go. Oops. Oops. There you go. I figured I'd jump on my phone until my laptop presets. Oh, you're good.
02:40:54
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We're up here just. i was just annies and so How often do you update? It updates. Often I have a set to update at night, but for some reason it just like forced this one.
02:41:06
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ah
02:41:09
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My I set my PC up where it has to ask me because if I'm in the middle of something, I don't want to do enough. Well, it might ask me, but then it's it's like it it went Tyson on me. It was all old and it was just like, yeah.
02:41:23
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um My leg. Tyson on me. Did it slap you in the face for seven? I might just I might just watch it just so I can watch fucking Tyson sway like a piece of straw. He looks so old. I have zero desire to watch.
02:41:43
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and
02:41:46
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Just like I said, I I think it's it's so rigged that it was like As much as I wanted Paul to lose I knew he was gonna win I had a feeling he was gonna win, too My money would have been on Tyson now not gonna lie. I would have lost that bet. I definitely would have been on Tyson I did not expect but I and that that was the thing is like II think what I should have done is gone to the casino and put five on Tyson and five on Paul and then you just put five on roast chicken and call it a good day. Yeah.
02:42:28
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But like ah once again, I'd have to actually get off my ass and go to the casino to can't be bothered Dude, I can't wait. I have a next year. They're building a hardware. It'll be done. Hard Rock Cafe is going to be about 10 minutes from my house. Nice. Nice. You're in the harco hotel here, huh? Because, you know, yeah. Kelly. Sorry. Oh, that's right. Yeah. We talked about that. They got a hard rock hotel here. You're in the Sierra Nevada area. So close to it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Southern California.
02:43:05
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Oh, I think he did we didn't talk about this, Jeff, because you showed me the Hard Rock Cafe. Yeah, well, maybe it was it was Blaze. I'm not sure who it was. No, I used to be stationed. They were talking about this Monday, actually. He said I used to be stationed in California. We were talking about it. Oh, we were talking about the great outdoors because it was filmed at Bass Lake. That's all. Yeah. OK.
02:43:32
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that's like the they used to have a hard rock cafe here where it was just the restaurant and then uh the mall that it was in got sold and they were like fuck it we'll just build a hotel so now they got a hard rock hotel with the hard rock cafe in it which is still hilarious yeah i can't wait there's a wee dispensary in vegas i want to go to So that's a big one world. Yeah, we talked about that one night. It's the biggest weed dispensary on the planet. It's like it's like a walmart of wheeled weed, dude. It's huge. I just feel like when my I want to stroll in that fucking movie leaving Las Vegas. I want to I want to I want to do try to do that. We need.
02:44:30
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leafing leafing Las Vegas leafing Las Vegas. We're gonna we're gonna remake the movie. Oh, fuck you. I need that. I did not like that movie. The the Nick Cage. That's the one of the Nick Cage movies I didn't want. I love Nick. I liked it. It was it was a dark it was a dark movie. Dude, that title is perfect. Leaking Las Vegas.
Podcasting & Upcoming Segments
02:44:52
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Stick around. I got more. I like a good pun.
02:45:00
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What did Jeff say he had to go do? I don't know. Whatever. Restroom probably. I don't know. Is this mic on my phone? Is it loud? I'd never get on streaming with my phone. No, you're fine. OK. You're like, you're in like portrait mode. I know. It looks funny. I can't change it. You don't have your background. That's what the difference is. You don't have your background going on. That's that's what's throwing me off.
02:45:30
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o This update's been at 90% since I left. See Glick's gone, these guys still get belching.
02:45:43
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Is he coming back or is he's doing his own thing right now? Oh, he just took the week off from streaming. Yeah, he'll be back tomorrow on unnecessary roughness. Sorry, my back teeth were floating.
02:46:02
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Speaking of stuff. Um, I'ma let Jeff do we should probably like name or shit? Violinks Oh fine. Yeah Yeah, let's go ahead. Why not? So don't forget Mondays Speedway stories go blood conversations along with men caring for men one right after the other Tuesdays clicks house music Wednesdays We do what the fuck news What the fuck, dude? Coming soon is ah the return of Jeff's Garage on Thursdays. I have a couple of interviews I'm setting up. Fridays, of course, we do nonsense and chill. We have not announced what movie we're doing.
02:46:45
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Uh, Saturdays earlier in the morning. I don't know if it's going to be every other Saturday or if it's going to be Saturdays period, but cash is corner. And then nonsense, is nonsensical nonsense, the open door challenge, but we're doing a night and then Sunday's unnecessary roughness where they talk to foodie football. And don't forget bio dot link slash noty network.
02:47:08
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where you can find all our links including the link to our merchandise, nonsensegold-nonsense.myspreadshop.com and spread us on YouTube. I need to get that Kathy Bates clip, the foosball. I had it for a while. Playing that foosball all the time. The devil. It's the devil. Foosball is the devil.
02:47:36
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got a movie that's one of his funniest movies i love that movie he's made a couple that i just where i thought me i thought they're pretty bad like he has this one on netflix who huey's halloween or who just gonna watch that i won't watch it it was really good it was completely good i didn't like murder mystery I like those. I like, I like Uncut, Uncut Jules or whatever it was. Uncut Jules. I haven't seen it yet. That was good. It's not a comedy. It is not a comedy. It's a basketball movie. He did that basketball movie where he recruited the, the one, the guy from. That one was good too. That one was good too. I enjoyed
Comedy Movies & Adam Sandler Discussion
02:48:21
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that. Okay. We're going to have to put an Adam Sandler on deck coming up.
02:48:26
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It's just when he does the voice, like that Huey Halloween, whatever, he did this, the voice was kind of annoying the whole movie. I was like, uh, it's good for a couple of seconds. I was the same way with, um, I haven't watched that, but I don't like his, where he's Nick, the Satan kid. Um, it's just kind of a same thing little Yeah. It's just real annoying. I just like, uh, well, I didn't lie. I didn't like Billy Madison.
02:48:53
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I love Billy Madison. I like Billy Madison. I'm in the process of making a Gilmore too, though. I'm just saying. Yeah, I want to see that. I did like Happy Gilmore. But my favorite Adam Sandler movie will always be Big Daddy. I love that movie. Billy Madison is probably my favorite. That's the one that introduced me to Adam Sandler. And then someone turned me on. You can probably still find it out there, but he got his start doing prank phone calls. Like there's a lot of old, yeah, there's a lot of old record for, not a lot, but a couple of his prank folk phone calls recorded back when he was a kid. I used to have his, before I used to have his, um he used to have like a, the group of guys that he's in movies with, they did audio comedy. It was only- Yeah, they did, they have a CD. Yes. we Because we had the group. Yes, the go, yeah.
02:49:51
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Yes, we're talking. You know what movie we're doing Friday now. I remember the movie I wanted to do and this all just brought it back. The movie, okay. I know what movie we're watching Friday. It's a comedy. Excellent. Because the one you suggested I was dreading. You're good. Did you ever hear the one Adam Sandler, the, where it's just called like the beating of a janitor. The janitor gets beat up.
02:50:17
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that those ones are fairly My cousins my cousins bought that CD and I remember my aunt driving us somewhere and we were like 13 14 and they had that CD my aunt let us listen to it and we laughed our ass off Yeah, okay. I've never actually seen it all the way through Dude, you'll love it. You'll fucking love it. I I've seen clips of it but it'll be announced on Monday when I send out there. Their road trip won. The doing the road trip. You talking about the skinny dude fucking with the big Panther fucking underwear, the big black. je You talking about that road trip? Euro trip? Is that Euro trip? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. no no ah in in On the Adam Sandler CD,
02:51:09
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there was a there was a track on it that was called road trip.
02:51:16
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ah
02:51:19
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um
02:51:22
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Hey, welcome back, Connor. Gone fishing. Yeah, I am. I'm gonna need to drop off here because my wife started throwing up everywhere so no that's not good yes Yeah, no, that's why I was gone for as long as I was but I want in Before you go I want to get your reaction to the promo video I made I'm gonna play We got a minute, six seconds. Here we go. If your week feels dull, you're probably not tuning into the nonsensical network. Let's spice things up. Buckle up because on Mondays we kick off with Chris's speedway stories and cold blooded conversations, fast cars and chilling tales. What's not to love? Next up, Lieutenant Dan, Connor, that is, brings you men caring for men. Yes, even tough guys need a little TLC. Tuesdays we've got Glick, our Sasquatch's second cousin, rocking Glick's House of Music. Tune in for some legendary jams. Wednesdays, Glick teams up with Jeff for WTF News. If it's weird, wild, or just plain wacky, they're on it. Thursdays, it's all about Jeff's garage. Think of it as a man cave with a microphone. Fridays, our resident stoner, Blaze, joins Jeff for nonsense and chill. Grab your snacks. It's movie night. Saturdays, start with Cassius and Cassius Corner, where Minnie Glick talks wrestling. Then it's the open door challenge on nonsensical nonsense with Glick and Jeff. Expect the unexpected. Finally, wrap up your week with unnecessary roughness on Sundays. Glick and the boys break down all things football, so tune in and join the madness. The Nonsenseical Network, where chaos meets comedy. I gotta say, I feel like I know what it feels like to be cyber bullied now. I had to throw in my digs, man. I had to throw in my digs.
02:53:16
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Do you need more drugs? At only me. At only me. Oh, no, no. I called Glick a Sasquatch's cousin. But anyway, yeah, no, I'm going to drop off here. and Understood. Kids don't kill each other. My wife throws up some more. Buy that off button. Have a good one, buddy. Hold her hair. Hold her hair back.
02:53:42
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That's horrible that his wife is sick. I have a question. Speaking of throwing up, ae I dated a ah girl before I left for the Navy. No, I dated a girl before I went left for the Navy and she ended up going into the Air Force. And we went out one night and got drunk and we came back and she was thrown up. Every time I see somebody throw up, I feel bad for them, but I laugh so hard. I can't help but laugh.
02:54:15
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because she was throwing up in a way where she just opened her mouth and it was just, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I felt like a complete asshole, but I laughed so hard. And then she kept turning to me going, you're an asshole. I love you. I'm sorry, but it's, it's too funny. I think it's, you get that? There he is. When I was stationed in Utah,
02:54:42
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was a somethinger called or elliatorter
Bouncer Anecdotes & Comedy Ideas
02:54:46
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and ways it what did them Whoa. Yeah, I'm gonna meet you. Sounds like I'm a robot. Yeah. And, uh, anyway, so me and my buddies go to the strip club and we're sitting on perverse row, you know, up front and close. Yeah. And we're drinking pictures.
02:55:06
Speaker
and Jeff's room. And we're sitting there just drinking pictures of beer and the waitresses are walking around with the with the shotgun fucking, I forgot what it's called, with the with the shots and then like tequila bottles. Yeah, tequila. And so we're doing tequila shots. And at one point, dude, I had a fucking puke. I grabbed a fucking empty beer pitcher, a puke ball in the beer pitcher. I sit on the floor. I scooted well underneath the stage. Nobody, in nobody saw me. Nobody saw me.
02:55:41
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I can only imagine in the next day, some dude cleaning hands. Next day or a week later. Next picture of puke over, man. Oh, that's horrible. I was like 21 when that happened, so. Is my audio bitters still bad? Yeah, no, it's working out. OK. No, i I used to work as a bouncer at one of the bars here. I know, it's hilarious. but ah but one of the reasons why they hired me is because i don't care how many people do you have in the bar i can get across the bar i mean faster than anybody because i'm ah bob and weed i need a picture of fucking jeff looking like patrick no but you gotta remember 90 percent of the bars here never have a problem because everybody's on unhappy and on vacation have a good fucking time
02:56:34
Speaker
We just need a gringo to stand at the door so they attract the gringo tourists to come in. But they found out it was my birthday one year. Look over there, honey. They're gringo friendly. And that they they they found out it was my birthday, and they pulled me up on stage. They were doing a wet body contest. And they're like, you're going to announce the winner. Well, what they didn't tell me was they every 10 minutes while I'm standing up there.
02:57:04
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they would have me on stage with everybody, and they would give me a champagne flute full of Jose Cuero that I had to drink. You know, I got so fucking hammered. I barely made it out of the bar before I threw up. Wait till you see this picture. We'll see what I'm doing with it. Nah, I knew you were going to do it. We got a good one on deck. It's the only picture in existence to prove Jeff's story, and it's AI made.
02:57:31
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used
02:57:34
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Do I have pictures about them? This is before I had a Facebook page. okay For the longest time, I didn't have Facebook or anything. Just wearing jeans and a fucking tight black shirt. I'm a bouncer. I'm sitting there telling everybody, be nice. Be nice. Oh, man. Sorry, the boss said you have to order another drink. We got a two drink minimum, man. Oh, no, they had open bar.
02:58:05
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Open bar is the greatest. Keep the hands off the waitresses or I'm going to have to eject you. We didn't have waitresses. We had shot girls. Whatever. i I worked at Daddy Rock. Stop writing my jokes for me, Jeff. You're ruining it. That's all right.
02:58:27
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No, yeah I hadn't like there was like nine bouncers. And I, you know, but the difference is all all nine a year about four foot yeah they're all like chocolate size and getting a guy, his size through a crowd of 2000 people is not easy, but I can give Bob and weave, man. you You were the bob and weave guy. You were the last resort.
02:58:54
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I've done, I've done a couple of bouncing, uh, side jobs, securities, nine bouncers. They all might be small, but then when they gang up on you, I only needed a whole people off long enough for my eyes to get there. Let's be honest.
02:59:11
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baha
02:59:14
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They mainly hired me because I spoke English and I could tell the American tourists, calm down or you're going out. That's the line of the night. Going for the fuck. That star of that shit.
02:59:28
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Going for the fuck. I just ate some more chocolate and it should be kicking in. You like laugh so much you like your face starts to hurt. That's kind of where I'm at right now. We've had nights like that. we That night, the Glick and I sat here and we were We were talking about episode 14. So this is four years ago. We were talking about if any man could turn you gay, who would it be? And we decided on Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Costner. And then we went for an hour and a half talking about how we were gonna stalk Ryan Reynolds. We came up with the hashtag Fuck Blake Lively, like this whole thing, it was hilarious.
03:00:12
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We laughed so hard that we got done and both our stomachs hurt from laughing so hard. It's like doing 400 push-ups sit-ups. This is a shit we need to be putting on t-shirts and selling. I actually created a t-shirt that said we heart Ryan Reynolds and then on the back it said hashtag fuck Blake Leatherman.
03:00:34
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nice
03:00:37
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our original like but What program do you use? Shock or do that with your background? Oh, that's ah okay. So that's actually built into the computer. It's an Nvidia Nvidia broadcast. So if you have a computer with the Nvidia GeForce RTX, you can download this program and it's free. Oh, cool.
03:01:01
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luin No, I have Intel Core Ultra 7. Well, you'll have I have an Intel Core, but then you have that's the the graphics card is Nvidia GeForce RTX. So it's it's the graphics card. Oh, oh, I'll have to I'll have to look at my shit. I'm curious. I'm curious now. What other cool shit can I try to do? Put some porn on the background.
03:01:28
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There's a video out there. It's like it's called it's ah it's called cool. It's like he's one of the cops talking under the sheet ah find No corn Man this was it some some somebody somebody did a tick-tock Somebody did deck dock where they it's it's this guy and his wife and he asked her to He said, tell me what you just said. And she tried to explain that chocolate milk came from dark, complected gals. And she was dead, fucking serious. And then she tried to claim that in this day and age, we don't need farmers because everything's at the supermarket. And I was like, man, how dumb is that woman? I felt bad for her because I was like, somebody's going to tell her.
03:02:28
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They ain't gonna be me, but somebody needs to tell her. Gentlemen, I need to step out for a moment. I need to step out for a moment. I don't know if it was at my connection, or was he a little chunky? No, I think it was his. I think it was his. Because the update kind of threw me off. I'm like, my computer's acting weird right now. No, it was definitely his. I think that's why he was going to jump off for a minute. Plus, I think he needs to.
03:02:54
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Grab a bite. Listen, he said he said his dog wasn't feeling like apparently his dog likes to get into stuff. And then it it upsets the dog's stomach. And before we started, he was like, I got no sympathy for you because you fucked up. I was like, damn, dude, kind of harsh. Like, fuck that dog.
03:03:18
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I'm going to send this picture to him.
03:03:24
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Oh, the one you made of me is a bouncer. a
03:03:32
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Yeah, go ahead. I'm ready. to This update changed everything. i'm like I hate when it does that. like you do enough I don't have that problem. I also bought a laptop that you can't buy. Nice. I can do a better job than that.
03:03:50
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Well, i did it I did it real quick. I was just saying. Yeah, but like you can still see my shoulders. I did it on the fly. Let me fix it. Allow me, sir.
03:04:08
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You need to use your background remover better. I got a background remover that I love. ah I can do them a lot better. i just That was just a quickie. I get it. You know what they say, excuses are like asshole. Everybody's got one. And I airbrush it. Where'd it go? Oh, I didn't save it. Pass.
03:04:37
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Save. There we go. I'll show the audience.
03:04:48
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I'm just saying so guny how much I look like, like Patrick's Wazy. I'm just saying.
03:04:58
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I thought you were going to use the Jake Gyllenhaal one. I forgot. I actually forgot that they they even did that. It wasn't a terrible movie. I enjoyed it. I thought it was decent. You can't go into it thinking you're going to watch Patrick's Wazy, but other than that. Yeah, I actually thought it was cool.
03:05:19
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No, but like I said, they they're making their certain things are being remade and they shouldn't be. It's it's ridiculous.
03:05:30
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I'm probably, I'll be pissed the whole time, but that that remake of don't tell mom the babysitter's dead. I'm going to have to walk. They need to remake something that people want to remake too. Like I would i would want I don't want a man in his a man. A man in his monkey. Private fucking semi truck. Oh, fucking in, dude. I want to see killer clowns from outer space redone. Oh, I want to see that one redone. I want to see critters redone. I want to see. I want to see tremors done right. Like, you know, I want to see all that. i So I heard something about there. There's supposedly going to be a tremors reboot. Well, there's a dream with with
03:06:13
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with Kevin Bacon. I saw a video. I think I saw a video. You know how many trimmer movies there are? There's oh and a lot, dude. There's a ton of those things. The dude that that played Bert making his money. but ah I think he finally he's finally I think he's finally done with them.
03:06:39
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because he I think he dies in one of the more supposedly. I don't know. So somebody's in trouble. Yeah, here it is. Neil Fraser, 2023's head.
03:07:00
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what My wife made dinner, she'd been calling me. I was like, oh shit, my bad, my bad. Well, it's time to eat. Yeah. Cool. Perfect timing because I gotta, I gotta jump off. I gotta, I gotta to go eat. I gotta get some grub real quick. Later buddy. All right. See you guys.
03:07:17
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No, we were just talking about, uh, there, and there, it's a possibility. They're doing a tremor, tremors reboot. Tremors, um, tremors unearthed. Oh no. Is it like a continuation or? I don't know. I don't know. But I think Kevin Bacon's coming back.
03:07:36
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Interesting. What is up with this laptop?
03:07:43
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All I know is there are some things you shouldn't touch. There's what? There's some movies you shouldn't remake.
Movie Remakes & Nostalgia
03:07:57
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Did you say there was a movie?
03:08:02
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don't tell mom the babysitters. deserves it It's on Prime. It's on Prime. See, I look that shit up. I don't know if it's Yeah, it's uh, I think it's a woke version. A woke version. Well, ah the reason why I say that when you see the poster, you'll know what I mean.
03:08:30
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what am i looking
03:08:33
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you Yeah, 2024 film. Okay, it just came out not too long ago.
03:08:45
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2024. What makes it work? Well, I honestly, that's just my guess. Okay. Apparently, it's about a a I got it up family. was good Yeah, you see what I mean? And apparently the the babysitter is racist. So people are mad when she does. Well, that's a synopsis I read on on Prime.
03:09:21
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It's paramount all that racist. I mean, I wouldn't call that. I call that funny. That's like the Nazis get killed. I laugh. Well, they also do you remember a while back that they remade Can't Buy Me Love? Nick Cannon started. Who's Nick Cannon? Nick Cannon. you He was married to ah Mariah Carey. I don't keep up with that shit, but I think I know what you're talking about. and That was a long time ago.
03:09:53
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Yeah, it was a long time ago, but they remade it. And it's actually not terrible. ah Nick Cannon's dad was played by, what's a what's the dude's name for a Family Feud?
03:10:09
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I can't remember his name. Steve Harvey? Steve Harvey. Yeah, Steve Harvey played his dad. And instead of a dress that got messed up like the first one, it was it was the girl's mom's escalate.
03:10:22
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You know, it's it's about time for us to take a break. Oh, it's just yeah, it is. Yeah, let me go ahead and find a quick song. OK, cool. I was going to grab this one. Black Mojo Man in the Okay. Oh, excellent. Love that song.
03:10:36
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lock money
03:10:52
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Let's go.
03:12:06
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
AI & Creativity in Art
03:15:48
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Yeah, I like that song. It's a good song. I didn't like the recording where it was at. This lady in the background, I wanted to tell her to shut up. Actually, that was recorded. Glick recorded that. Oh, OK. He went to see Black That Mojo live. Oh, cool. Yeah, it was very early on. Well, I can't do it too bad then. I can't do it too bad then. Well, you could if you tried.
03:16:18
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ah Speaking of dogging stuff, um so you didn't like my original movie plan for this Friday. Why is that? i just it's my it's just it's It's kind of like what you were saying when when when I first talked about Hitchhiker's Guide. It's not my type of movie. It's not a terrible movie.
03:16:44
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It's just, when I first saw it, I was just like, nah, this is just it. And I think it's because I've never been in that yeah ah realm of drug-fueled craziness that happens in that movie. Because it is a very drug-fueled movie.
03:17:06
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but you know, it's based on his life. Well, yeah. what He wrote of it. I mean, he was highly, highly on drugs when when that was, that was happening in his life. But yeah, all right. And it was it was literally just that. ah When it comes to a movie, I thought it was a decent movie. It's just not my like I saw it once. And the only reason I watched it is because a buddy of mine was like, hey, I got this movie. Let's watch it. And I was like, all right. And when I saw it, I was like, this is just not like that. You know what I mean? That that movie, The Big Lebowski and Salt Lake City Punk defined my my 20s.
03:17:53
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fine Even though I was active duty in the Air Force, but like, the mindset. Right? No, and like I said, it's not a terrible movie. It's just the the concept. I don't understand enough about the, the the a I guess, appeal to drugs.
03:18:18
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Well, okay, so that movie is not just about the drugs, you know, I can, uh, you know, uh, the only reason I know of him is because of that movie beyond. So he in through the seventies.
03:18:35
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He was what was known as a gonzo journalist. like He was in your face. like he wrote about He didn't give a shit about mainstream media. He's the type of journal journalism like this country needs. right he like He was very political in his writing and shit. and But he was blunt. He didn't hold no punches. He took no sides.
03:18:58
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You know, he called, he called a spade. ah like it is right Yeah. And, um, he, he's written a few and he was big in pop culture at that time. He was very significant in, in a lot of, a lot of that. Uh, he was, um, think of like modern times, think of somebody like, um, Oh shoot, bad example, but sort of.
03:19:26
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in the, in the same main, uh, what is that fucking do that? Where's the beanie? Um, narrows it down I know. Yeah. the Fucking, uh, occupy wall street. What made him big. Uh, Tom, Tom something. I don't know. Anyway, he, um, like,
03:19:49
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he's definitely not a good example of a good journalist or gonzo journalist but he's a good example of a popular independent uh quasi journalists that people go to because it's uh it's not mainstream
Hunter S. Thompson & Journalism Style
03:20:06
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anyway so hunter s thompson had sort of like a so ah following as well and he had his own compound he was really into He was really into his, he was he was a libertarian, um left more of a left-leaning libertarian, very into guns, drugs. he like He wanted his freedom, man. And that's right and yeah that's that's that's kind of what is his whole his whole philosophy was. And he he writes about it in his journalistic essays and in his books.
03:20:42
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nicely Nicely. Yeah. i like And, and that's just like one segment of his, of his overall life. And that's, and and again, that's the significance of that character in, in, in, uh, America's history. Yeah. I just, I just, like, the only thing for me in that movie that's redeeming is Christina Ricci's in it. Cause I, I've had a crush on her since she came on the scene. They treat her like shit. that Like, Oh my God. I felt bad for him about the entire movie.
03:21:13
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Yeah. He wasn't the best person. Like I'm not, not saying he was like the best person in the world. Um, he was a drug adult maniac, very heanistic lifestyle. So yeah. But he was smart though. Some of the ideas, political ideas and stuff that he would espouse and talk about and stuff or something to chew on for sure. Yeah. Like I said, I had nothing against him. I,
03:21:39
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And he didn't really know about it. yeah yeah and den Del Toro was the other guy. Benicio Del Toro played the other guy's movie. ah Is his attorney? Yeah. Do you want to call that an attorney? He was his attorney. He was, yeah. but like And I'm sure, I'm not saying that what happened in real life was verbatim of what went on.
03:22:06
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But it was just like, I don't get the appeal of being that stoned all the time that you start seeing weird flying bats.
03:22:15
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You know what I mean? I've never done mescaline. So I don't know. but Or catamine. But yeah he was definitely on a cocktail of drugs. That was like, yeah. Yeah. yeah No, I feel you. I feel you. It's just like, ah if I watch something that's like,
03:22:35
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Did you join up in smoke or or a pie head movie? I'm okay with it. I have no problem But because I've been around people that smoke pot So, you know, I understand that the jokes and I'll understand that but when it came to that movie I was like, I don't know anybody that's like I was like, is that what happens when you do? So, okay, do this. do Do just a little bit of like YouTube research on Hunter S. Thompson. oh no i like said in And then then once you get that knowledge of who he was and what he did, and then watch that movie from a different perspective, then hey, it's just drugs. Like listen to the story, what he's saying. And yeah yeah, I mean, it might be a different way to to
03:23:21
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to ingest it But, you know, and like I said, I have no problem with people doing drugs. I don't, I don't care. You know, it's your life, but it it was just like, to me, when I watched the movie, I was like, this is no fucking weird. Like I was just, the lizard lamb is pretty hard yeah to get. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and, and I'm sorry, but when they go into the casino,
03:23:47
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but Whatever. What's that? You know called they go to Like circus circuits or something like that. That's what it's called Yeah, it fucking freaked me out I was like that that I'd be freaked out if I was that high i and walked into that joint No, that's and and that's and that's the perspective he was riding it from not just over my but from his drug out of mine Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah and like That movies like that ever what made made me say no to drugs because I was like, no, I don't want to be that. Have you ever seen those paintings where the artists will paint the same thing but on different drugs? Yeah. Oh, like Andy Warhol used to do.
03:24:27
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and then in no No, like somebody will like make a painting of like a person like a face and they'll do it sober, then they'll do it on weed and they'll do it on acid and they'll do it on different drugs and it's totally different each time.
03:24:43
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like way different And so when you come at something like Hunter S, somebody like Hunter S Thompson, when you view his his media, you have to come, you have to look at it, like where he's coming from perspective, like when he wrote it, that that that movie's ah ah kind of like a, like a- Explanation of where he's coming from. so Yeah. Yeah. So, and in that's why I like putting out at those painters that do that because
03:25:16
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when you're writing sober mind compared to, you know, not sober. I mean, it's dude, it can be 180 degrees. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The creativity and it's, it's weird. So yeah. And and like I said, it was like, you know, don't be wrong. I love Johnny Depp. The dude could read a book and I'm in, you know, uh, he did that. Did you see that movie where he's a professor and he finds out he's dying?
03:25:42
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I haven't. That's all my my list to watch. Dude, it's good. It's so good. I heard it's good. But he also that movie Transcendent. Mm hmm. That was like, let's stay away from AI. I'm just saying, you know, that movie's fucking weird.
Animation Style Changes & Nostalgia
03:26:01
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I think I think AI is going to take us over because they're so fucking scared. of They're like, all right, bitches. Yeah, I'm just saying Skynet's real. It's called AI.
03:26:11
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we're going to end up it's enslaving ourselves out of our own fear. Well, that's that's a genuine fear of when it comes to AI. But of enslaving ourselves because we're fucking lazy. Like everything that you and I've designed for the show with AI, we could do legitimately with, you know,
03:26:38
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adding things and putting, you know, with Canva or with the whatever or Adobe or whatever, but it's faster to do with AI. Well, I mean, if I had the money, I'd pay somebody to do it. I wouldn't use an app, but because. ah No, but what I'm saying is like, like when I did the Speedway Stories logo, I used AI.
03:27:04
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where if I would have actually take a little bit more time, I could have found a reptile and made it bigger and laid it on top, of stuff like that. But when you, like, there's AIs out there that will write you an entire website. It'll code you a website and then publish it. So where that same person, if they would have taken, you know, some time to learn how to code, they could have coded it.
03:27:31
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And the the the quick way out of it is to use AI. um And much like anything, like I saw a video the other day that was like, make faceless YouTube videos using AI. We haven't dropped the link in a while. Yeah, go ahead. I was going to drop the link. Anybody is free to come up. It is a Saturday night open door challenge. And how do I? There it is, Pace. Boom.
03:27:59
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Yeah. You don't have to just listen to Jeff and I flap our gums. Yeah. Be part of the conversation. Until then. Yeah. Until then. No, but it's like Ben Affleck said something interesting of when it came to AI. He says, if you make a movie out of AI, you will not get the same affliction of a character. Like if I make an AI of Dave Paul and Mike Tyson fighting,
03:28:29
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Yeah, it's a movie. And then I hire Morgan Freeman to play Tyson and I hire Bruce Willis to play fucking ah Jake Paul. You got 180 degrees of movie because the AI will think, well, we should reflect here where Bruce Willis is like, no, well this is where we should reflect because I've been doing this forever. um This well what what you're describing reminds me of something ah philosopher in the 1800s said 1867.
03:29:05
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Anyway, I'll have to find it and I will send you the paragraph because I know he talks about how, ah and he wrote this during the Industrial Revolution ah or when it was coming up,
03:29:20
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and how we were going to more automated processes, you know, working factory lines and mass production, as opposed to what we used, to you know, we'd make that chair by hand. You go to the right the blacksmith in town, everything, well, that essence is taken out. Oh, yeah. You go to the factory. So, and AI and is doing that to art.
03:29:43
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because we're taking the great entity out of it so we lose that essence and there's no there's no there's no soul to it like yeah i actually go buy some wood and i make me a chair so that's probably the one way i would i would accept takes the blood sweat and tears out of it Yeah, yeah, it takes the human the human essence out of it. so so that's something And that's something that's been been discussed um for centuries, is is as modern technology moves on moves along, we become more fully automated. What do we do as humans? I mean, mean we're not in our work anymore. So I mean, we still need to produce. We still need to do something. so Well, you know, they were I was i
03:30:31
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One of the Yellowstone prequels was, and I don't remember which one it was, it was the one with Helen Mirren in it, but they're they're walking through town and they see a guy he saw on electricity,
03:30:47
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and then he's renting appliances, and he said and he says, One of the one of the guy says to him, he says, well, what's he selling? Hold on. He's selling electricity, electricity. to Yeah. OK. Yeah. it's It's I think the show is called eighteen ninety three or something like that. yeah It's eighteen hundreds. And, you know, he he says we rent the icebox to you. We rent this, that and the other thing. And they said, he said, think of what you will do with all the time you're going to say.
03:31:21
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He's like, you can take a pic and you can go have a picnic and you can do this. And the and the the cowboy says to him me, he says, no, we have to work harder because we got paid for the shit that you're selling us.
03:31:35
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And and it's it's as things come easier, it also becomes harder because, yeah, like Tesla's got that new robot. Well, you got to pay for the fucking robot.
03:31:48
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And then you got to worry about the robot taking over your household. You know, as long as it's Rosie, the robot, I'm okay with that. she um Yeah, she can. You guys don't get that references. You're too young. Go watch the Jetsons and learn something. Connor's taking care of his wife. Don't worry about it.
03:32:09
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five
03:32:12
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But it's like, you know. Yes, you will come here and you will get Anna Barbera references. Yes. I love Anna Barbera. I miss them. Fuck yeah, dude. You see they're remaking Scooby Doo, our thing. I don't know, Winnie the Pooh. And they're doing it in a weird, like the animation's weird.
03:32:36
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It looks it's like about you talk about like Disney's redoing it. No, no, no, I saw this this or are you about the horror movies that are coming out. No, no, no, no. So Winnie the Pooh. Hold on, because it's I know Winnie the Pooh reboot had rights to cartoon.
03:32:57
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Yeah, I don't care about it. It's on Disney Junior. and it and like like about disney j No, no, I get it. But the I actually went and found a picture here real quick. Look at the difference in animation of what you and I grew up with when we think Winnie the Pooh and what it looks like now. Yeah, well, I mean.
03:33:27
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It's so the animation that we're used to, you can go back further and it's different than for winning. Oh, yeah, I get that. But yeah, and they did the same thing with Mickey Mouse. The difference without a distinction. Yeah. But it's just oh, it just ah it looks wrong to me. I feel the same way about all the modern day Scooby Doo shit. and i get Yeah, they did the same thing. It's not the original with the original. Yeah.
03:33:57
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all Ultra references it and it is that is that us just sitting on our porch yelling at people to get off our fucking yard at this time I am having my boomer moment. I'm having my boomer Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that's us bitching bitch about people to stay off our yard or or that I don't care I when it comes to Scooby-Doo It's a non-debatable fact that the original greek is well and will always be superior to any what did you think about Freddie Princes jr. Version of ah It's creepy dude. I wanted to wipe my ass with the video box. Really? I loved him. OK, so ah so the guy who plays Shaggy and I forgot his name. Yeah, I believe he by far is Shaggy. As ah Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool, like dead hands down, he he is Shaggy. Matthew will comes to an actor.
03:34:57
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Yeah, Matthew, Matthew, I won 100%. I give him props. Nailed it. Nailed it. The rest of the cast, the rest, the movie just went downhill. The writing got stupid. Yeah. It was just, without that, the original 70s pop culture references, like that's a hard one to update and it, it smacked the way it did. So.
03:35:24
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i I agree, matthew Matthew Willard as Shaggy Rogers was fucking perfect. Oh, I loved him. Sarah Michelle. Oh, I love that movie. It's a good movie. We need to do that movie.
03:35:43
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um
03:35:46
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Freddie Prinze Jr. as Fred. Hey. No, that the written what I'm saying is Matthew Lloyd, good. bullard or Leonard. li lillard lillard good ye lillard The rest of them can know. They need to redo that whole whole thing. like It sucks.
03:36:14
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It just sucks. I think those movies are absolute garbage. I hate the shaggy. The shaggy. I don't. Or not shaggy. What's his name? Scrappy in that movie. About I mean, I would say the only other Scooby-Doo rendition that I enjoyed watching was a pup named Scooby-Doo.
Stoner Comedies & Writing Ideas
03:36:40
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I liked that. Yeah. When they were kids, you know, it was more of a kid friendly version, but that made sense.
03:36:48
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No, I get that. but like so But when, but like when they did the movies with Michelle, the live action. three prince Yeah. If they had a cast like from that Chevy 70 show or like the super bad cast or some shit like that, that kind of humor that wouldn't make it, but he did it.
03:37:10
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They peeled to to to just a kid base and that that show really Yeah, it was made in the 70s and we look at cartoons is just for kids but it wasn't a kid's cartoon that was like a It's almost like ah a family guy version of what the family guy is now you wo he and the guy's a cartoon But it's not really it was it was a young it was a young adult cartoon. Yes. I'm like Um, like Rick, you know, Rick or Morty or something. Yeah. Something like, yeah it's a cartoon, but it's for an older audience. And that's the way the original Scooby-Doo kind of was. They, of course, it was elements of, you know, Batman, which I fucking loved when they did the freaking crossover with Batman and Robin. Yes. There was, us those were the good ones. I actually saw a thing. There was, uh,
03:38:08
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In the 70s Scooby-Doo cartoon, there was 143 crossovers.
03:38:15
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Like Laurel and Hardy, and and which I was like, okay. But yeah, like everybody showed up on Scooby-Doo. Like if they could revive that franchise, if they made it like a fucking weed comedy. I think it should be.
03:38:31
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Not, not in your, it doesn't have to be, but that was the thing about scooby-doo original seventies style scooby-doo. You're like, wow, there's a lot of weed jokes in here, but like, they're so subtle. like Look at that. They're hungry again. ah mean know wonder what um Shaggy and scooby paranoia and, and shit like that. Yeah. Anxiety. and Yeah. I mean, it was all there. It was but god it was a genius fucking show, but it wasn't for kids. It was for young adults. Right. So, yeah. In that that show is that show bridged young adults, other um interests in pop culture, so that all those crossovers you talked about. Yeah, it was all it was those demographic. It was all those. It was definitely made for for for 13 to
03:39:28
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18. You know that that yeah kind of job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where where you know your snorks and your your smurfs were made for under 13 but. Appreciate them all though. I love them. I love them too. I love the snorks man. The snorks. What was that one Hannah Barbera?
03:39:48
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the Herculoids. If you guys need to watch the Herculoids, it is some of the craziest fucking mashups when it comes to, it was like you get remnants of Conan in it. and um space travel and ah man is uh another good one uh uh space ghost i'm rambling about i love space coast coast to coast was the best show ever oh so yeah the uh that was the space ghost and yeah it was on it gave him a talk show cartoon network adult swim yeah swing cartoon i thought that was that was i remember when that came out my buddy's now you sit there and shoot your shit around it because we thought it was fucking hilarious
03:40:32
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and And the the Space Ghost's bad guy was his band leader slash comic relief. They they don't do shit like that anymore, as good. um I mean, they do like Rick and Morty and stuff like that, but they're I think those are not necessarily here for some adults. You can find that stuff like on YouTube, like independent artists. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
03:41:02
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but like Like, yeah, you can watch Rick and Morty. You can watch The Simpsons and Family Guy and all that stuff. ah That is more geared towards, I think, more like 18 and up, as opposed to 13 to 18. You know what I mean? Because the jokes are are less subtle. we talk about what what Well, no. So, if you look at Rick and Morty and Family Guy and and and South Park and stuff like that, they're not made for 1318. No, no. 1318 gets to watch them. Rick and Morty's more for like college age kids, I think. Oh, yeah. Or or we're like high schoolers too. It's the smart ones because there's a lot of philosophy. and I love Rick and Morty. It's it's very nihilistic.
03:41:58
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You and I have different, we we come at we come at movies in entertainment. In a different way, yeah.
03:42:08
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Well, when you watch, you know, you were talking about what the Hunter S. Thompson, you were talking about the painters that see things different, depending on how they're stoned. I do you have that same thing happen to you when you're watching a movie? Like if you watch it sober, you're like, but you watch it stone and you're fucking laughing your ass off. So there's a lot. All right. So when I was active duty, I was a good boy. I mean, I drank.
03:42:30
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Um, I think I smoked long in the air force once that was in Alaska. It was Alaska thunder. Fuck. I didn't think I'd ever have a chance. Looking back now I did, but that was the only time for like 30 days. I was nervous, but I was, I was relatively when it come to that shit, I just, I just drank in the air force. So a lot of the movies I watched was from just that perspective.
03:42:53
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right Before I got out, I also finished college. I went through a year of film and a year of philosophy. and That got me my perspective kind of changed. And then when I started watching a lot of the movies I had previously watched again through different perspective, like there was some movies I gained more appreciation for. Then there was movies like, Oh, this is just garbage. And then there was movies I had never watched because like, um, Hitchhiker's guide. Like if I had watched that, like that came out in the nineties and I watched it, I probably would have really appreciated it. Right.
03:43:33
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You know, having the education and the way I look at stuff now, when I watch it, it's like, Oh, okay. I see. I see. I see what they're saying right here. Yeah. The philosophy angle, you know, you brought that up last night when we were watching it and I was like, you know what? I never saw it that way. I just thought saw, saw it as a good, a lot of our, a lot of our the majority of our media that we take in.
03:44:01
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There is some sort of, I don't want to say philosophy idea being presented, but your you're taking in whatever that artist is putting out and wants you to absorb. And regardless if you're absorbing it the way they they expect you or want you to, or from their perspective, you're going to absorb it from your perspective. You're going to gain your interpretation of it. And that's through all all media. it's all alls it's all if It's all data we take in and we process but I You know not to bring up woke culture But do you think that that's what they try to do with woke culture but failed because they went too hard with it. What do you mean? Well, like, you know The the line from South Park put chicken okay, right?
03:44:50
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before i And I had this conversation when this word comes up. What do you, when you say woke, what do you, what is it? Well, like, like but everybody has to accept what this person putting it out feels. I don't want to go too deep into it, but you know what I mean? Like wo woke as I know is just aware of the minority groups out there, the, the the intersection of those groups.
03:45:21
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how society has treated them up until now, how they're being treated now, how they want to be treated. All this stuff comes out in the the telling of stories.
03:45:35
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rest me Let's take okay let's take um some abstract story, a microphone man that was made in the 50s. Whoever made it in the 50s and wrote it, it was from their perspective of society as they saw it when they did that story and made that movie. Say they read that remade that movie in the 70s. Again, you're going to get elements of that time period in that story. So you're going to look that way. Oh, it's not the same. It's, it's more woke now because, you know, it's different, you know, there's more accepted um groups of society that, that we put in films now. And then you go two more decades in the front and it changes again and again. And that's the way. So when people say these woke
03:46:27
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culture movies or these woke movies it's just the people making the movies now they're from a different generation than you and I Jeff. I see where you're going so that makes sense. i don't I don't really look at it as oh it's woke culture it's just no we've um our culture has changed and that is just evidence of it.
03:46:50
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That actually, that's an interesting way to look at it because, you know, wanting things to stay the way they were is, it's never going to happen. You know, no's like you like you were talking, like when we were talking about with Scooby-Doo, you can't make Scooby-Doo now because somebody's going to throw their their spin on it. Yeah.
03:47:12
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um But I think it can be made in a way with a different spin that would appeal to me. It just hasn't happened. Yeah, you gotta get Dave Chappelle to write it. I'm just saying.
03:47:28
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yeah i'll just say it you Actually, I was thinking... i was thinking Uh, I always, when it comes to, uh, cannabis comedies, I always think of Seth Rogen. Really? From Pineapple Express. Oh, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Cause he's part of that culture. Like he was part of that Stoner culture. So, yeah. Well, you, if, if, yeah. So if. Put him and Dave Miller. Yeah, dude, I'd be hard pressed to see them in a movie together. No, not, no, them writing the movie.
03:48:02
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or even i do and they can too conflicting. Do you think? I think it'd be interesting. Oh, it would. It'd be wild.
03:48:15
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he can just be youre you it's it's It's very much like you and me, opposite sides of the same coin. You'd see, you definitely see the dialect in the writing itself. Yeah, and and that's that those weird combos of writers would would really change everything. Yeah, and that's the thing. Let's say, okay, let's say they do rewrote the Scooby Doo. Like they would bring themselves into it from a different way. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. So but what I'm saying is like, Seth is more woke than Chappelle and there's a debate there. There's probably not or vice versa. I'm not, that is not a
03:48:59
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That's not the topic. playing and I'm just saying that as an example. Right. And you would see that in the character development and in the writing and stuff. If it would mesh well, well, that's for the audience. Well, and that's, that's, you know, that's the one thing when you, you know, I would like to see them both storyboarded, you know, you know, the storyboard of, you know, the, the, what was the bubble story where it's like Scooby-Doo and then this and then, you know,
03:49:26
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Yeah, you put their two storyboards together. I wonder how much they would overlap. I don't know it'd be interesting. It'd be. It'd be. I don't know if and I guarantee it will never get made. There are probably two guys that can't be in the same room together but, you know, unfortunately.
03:49:45
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um But it would be interesting. I would give it that. If you put Dave Chappelle and Seth Rogen in the same room, do you think? I think they'd be in the same room together. I mean, they have respect for each other as comics. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying either one was a bad person. What I'm saying is I think they're just so, so dimatic, dimatically yeah, dynamically opposed when it comes to their creativity and their art that it just wouldn't I don't think it would mesh well. Yeah, you know, Chappelle's very 90s and and and and Rogan's more of the 2010s. I'd say where you're going there. Yeah, they're they're they're opposite sensors or or or it or it could
03:50:36
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or it could be the greatest thing we've ever seen yeah because yeah because those two different perspectives yeah you know i mean you know and and that's that's i once again it's one of those things they're so opposite that it'll never happen but it could be the greatest thing ever you could i would like to like i would like to see uh I would shock or just send me a video. Is it funny? I only caught the first couple of seconds because we're still live.
03:51:12
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but ah me so it you know the Excuse me, guys. The dynamic of of multiple people. it I can't really think of somebody, ah two other writers that I'd like to see in a room together.
03:51:28
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But but and say I like the idea of putting two opposite sides of the same coin in a room and say, write something. Make a movie. or you know I think it would be collapsed. I don't think that out that's how art works, but fair. What was it? um Dennis Hopper. There's a story about Dennis Hopper writing ah what's that fucking um fucking movie when they ride on motorcycle.
03:52:03
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um Easy Rider. Yes, thank you. Dennis Hopper apparently got locked in a bathroom with a pen and paper and a bunch of drugs and said you're not coming out till you're making this movie. So, if you enjoyed Easy Rider and Dennis Hopper, Dennis Hopper's in in another biker movie, Hell Ride.
03:52:30
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um you like see Dude, that is one of the best modern biker movies ever made. Quentin Tarantino is not attached to it, but it's very Quentinino-esque. Yeah, like it's fucking dope. It is is by far one of the best biker flicks. I was thinking about maybe watching that next August for bike a week you you brought up you brought up so if you could drink it yeah that's but then you won't wake up the next day which means you've lost right there would you range your IPA right there that is my favorite what about he takes everything he he walks outside ooh BMT will make you snap out of yeah you the problem is snap out of it ego is 3d basically that that grand
03:53:20
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You can catch all these shorts that Shaka made over on his channel, too. Thank you, Shaka. That was awesome. Seth Rogan. Mm hmm. Is it me or did he just blow up overnight? He did that 40-year-old Virgin movie, and before that, I'd never heard of it. No, he was on Freaks. He was on Freaks and Geeks. I did see Freaks and Geeks, but not until after I saw, because Freaks and Geeks is literally one season.
03:53:49
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Yeah. He was part of that same comedy troupe with James Franco and stuff. Yeah. you Freaks and geeks. Oh, I can't remember. It was super bad. And there was a movie that he was in. He was, he also, he was also in Don, little at Don, Darko as the bully. Really? Yup. Yup. He did not know that. Yup. Yup. Donnie Darko trivia right there.
03:54:19
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see donny darkfo he was i was just there Did you see the the American pickle movie and a man American of an American pickle that he did But a guy that falls he works at a pickle factory in in like the 20s falls in the pickle brine and then the place gets shut down and He's revived by Like he hes survived it somehow and It's 2020. It's fucking weird, dude. This is step Rogan. Step Rogan plays the the the guy, but he also plays his great, great grandson. I'm not a big fan of the sausage party.
03:55:07
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I've not seen it. I've heard it's hilarious. So I thought it was. And I thought the premise was funny. But when I started watching it, the the jokes are so ah adult. It just got too much. Really? There's like too much for me. And like, I guess they they're doing a show now of it.
03:55:32
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and ah but he also makes his own ashtrays and I and you can you can catch those on Instagram. I did see that. I did see that. I'm kind of I'm not mad at it. We're going to take a real quick break because my back teeth are floating again. We're going to play a little Fauzi. This is a remix by our friend EDM Combat. Rock Lee did this. ah This is Judas's or Fauzi's Judas.
03:56:02
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or vice versa. I'm not sure how that goes. But I do like this version. So we'll be back in three minutes and eight
03:57:12
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You won't ever sense the sun
03:59:18
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There we go. Whoo. Tingle up my spine. Really? Yeah, I was at Tuesday. I replayed his interview on Glick's House music. Okay. And so I just put it on play. I was like, well, shit, while he's playing, I can go take care of some shit. So I drove around.
03:59:38
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I'm listening to the interview and I had never really listened to it before. I was like, oh, this it was a good interview. it's interesting You know, Rock Lee, Rock Lee, he's a he's got talented. He's very talented young man. He he yeah he actually did some work for Netflix. I didn't and he never told us. He never told me one. But I keep I keep picking on him saying, is it the bomb? You know, when the end shows up?
04:00:08
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The what? The bong. You know, when you turn on Netflix and when it first turns on, it goes boom. I'm like, that's Rock Lee, right? Well, that neel I was thinking because Netflix makes their own movies and shit, too. I know. I honestly don't know what it is, but I ask him all the time. Is that you? Oh, um and he's like, no, I'm like, are you sure? Because you said bong. I was like, what bong are you talking about? You say bong. I'm thinking.
04:00:36
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I think it's sound, buddy. Remember, non stoner. But welcome back, everybody. We are, of course, live. This is nonsensical nonsense. This is today is the open door challenge. We're going for it. I did I get your ass up here?
04:00:54
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um oh That was his old comment from like I know I know but Jedi said he'd be up here and he's still not I'm gonna drop the link again just in case I know we got a bunch of people watching over on Chaka's page. Chaka did drop the link in that somewhere's You guys are definitely welcome to come up as well. Come on up our conversation at Feel free to change the conversation because we're rambling. Uh um
04:01:26
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But yeah, bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. Everything we do, of course, don't forget, check out our merch at nonsensical dash nonsense.myspreadshop dot.com and spread us on you. um Jeff and I have turned this into a nonsense and chill extended episode. it You know what? Nobody's here to tell us different. So fuck off.
04:01:52
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Actually, I, you know, I did get a word from the boss, sir. And you know what he said? Set my deck and eat my ass. Oh, you sons of bitches.
04:02:04
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but what the heavy See, there, there he is. Man, the legend man I should have, I should have put a fucking Sasquatch mask on tonight, man.
04:02:16
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You know, dude, do you remember on tiktok that winter? tiock to book When tiktok first came out this lady she went she was in a store and she bought a Chewbacca mask and when you open your mouth the bottom would open and it made it you but made a sound She found it the funniest thing ever and she just sat there video going order yourself open her mouth and laughing and You need to get one of those and just rock it out on the show. Man. Oh. I'm beat. Man, I uh I just ate the rest. Oh no. I ate the rest of my gummies on break. Nice. So, I'm out of gummies. I got a little bit of chocolate left but I have to. You can't eat those all at once. I was gonna say you can't mix those. It's not. I have been. I have.
04:03:10
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ah just don' going me he's at the sh strange block but I've been mixing them, man. I would be on the moon by now. Oh, dude, I feel like these balls. I am like tickling Jesus's ball sack right now. Nice. It's like a digit running through a cornfield.
04:03:30
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No, I may just don't run naked across the grass, right? Whoever the hell is up listening to us right now, I have to applaud you. god bless you because we're doing what we can. What's that joke? It's like a midget running across a dewy field tickles their balls. I've never heard that. That's funny. Kind of like what I run. Yep.
04:03:59
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was like and that Back splatter on the fucking toilet bowl. It's like the bidet in the back of the nut sack. Have a bidet, sir.
04:04:11
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never used a bidet. I have. i quite a no I have no desire. It cuts down on the wasted and it's more sanitary. It just doesn't feel like it would get the job done. It does. Really? I'll take the word for it. okay Everything I know about a bidet Today I wanted to say today say day. Good day. Fuck mate. The first time I've ever heard about a bidet was in the movie crocodile Dundee and every time somebody says says Do they I picture Paul Hogan sticking his head out the window going for watching your backside, right? in the middle of fucking New York I ah
04:05:03
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The first time I ever encountered one was when I was in Guam. there was these ah There was this group of bikers on this island, the Guam Hogs, and they all rode Harley. So I had a Kawasaki, but i i was eight they allowed me to put behind them. Anyway, yeah, they were a bunch of good guys. there were ah there were a lot of They were all veterans. um So I met them through the VFW. but I remember going over to a house party one time and Ray or Roy, Roy, big tall, retired Navy dude, just all leathery skinned, just fucking biker motherfucker. Gently saying some shit. I go in his bathroom, the motherfucker's got a bidet.
04:05:52
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ah And I go out there and I bust his chops about it. I just wasn't expecting this big fucking biker dude to have a fucking bidet. And he was like, dude, hey I don't have to buy toilet paper. It was just hilarious. I'm not mad at that. But good part, guys, so much fun. on to to me To me, it just seems like you're taking a pressure washer to your ass.
04:06:20
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Well, I mean, well, yeah, I mean, think about it. Like if you take a hose and you fucking sprayed mud off the side of a shed, I get a bunch of paper towels and smearing it off. I mean, I'm just going to go with the hose. I'm just saying. And some of them you can tap into the warm water and there's so much better.
04:06:46
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I agree that that would be the way to go because cold colds because if you're not used to that cold splash of water, dude, I wake you up in the morning. You're sitting there. You're sitting about to hit the button. You're like, oh, my God, this is going to be cool. This is going to be cool. This is going to be cool. Yeah, that just sounds horrible. I imagine, you know, because we've you know, we're of that age where at three o'clock in the morning we got to wake up because we got to shit or piss. You imagine getting up three o'clock in the morning. You're you're barely awake and you hit that cold one. Jesus, I'm awake.
04:07:17
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Well, I put it like I would rather I'd rather us go the way of the bidet than the three she sells three. I agree. I agree. I'm still watching that movie. I don't know what it is lately. I've been looking. I've been watching movies and I get about three quarters way through. I'm like, okay, what else is that? don't dude what dude it I If you want a good movie to fall asleep to watch the new Elboy.
04:07:46
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No, the scathing review, but dude, I've heard your fucking review. I don't even want to turn it on. I don't remember. It's so bad for you. I was like, yeah, I thought it was a big piece of shit. I'm going to think it sucks. If somebody can watch it, you fucking with ham on the back, somebody can watch that from the beginning to the end. Jeff will give you five bucks. Don't look at me.
04:08:15
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I did. I did like Ron Perlman his homeboy. I thought he was a bad. Oh, dude. Yes. Yes. In the 2019 one, I think it's a really bad rap. And I don't I didn't really think it was that bad. but Golden Army. Golden Army. Something like that. Yeah. That was the second one with Ron Perlman. No, no, no. I'm talking about the. Oh, you're talking about the dude. 2019 2019. Oh, that's that's the one with the dude that was in Stranger Things.
04:08:48
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Can't remember his name. He plays he plays ah the Russian Captain America. in the oh That's the same dude. he was even like the top He played the cop in Stranger Things. Oh, damn. I didn't know that was him. Dude, did you see his Santa Claus movie? That's a badass flick. Oh, my God, dude. i I love it. Like, it's not Christmas until I watch that movie now.
04:09:18
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like it's right up there. Yeah, we we do got we do got to put our our our our December. Yeah, we got to we got to stream that deck. So I got it I have. So depending on the season, I have certain movies that I have to watch or it's not that like for Halloween, I have to watch Hocus Pocus because I used to love it as a kid.
04:09:43
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The second one, not so much. yeah I love that movie. um look I think Sarah Jesus Parker is gorgeous. And Eddie. Fair enough. When it comes to Thanksgiving, I have to watch Trains, Plays, and Automobiles. And Christmas, I have to watch Chevy Chase and and Christmas Vacation.
Holiday Movie Traditions
04:10:07
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I love that movie. I've never liked that movie. I've never been a i've never been a big Chevy Chase fan.
04:10:13
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Have you ever seen Fletch? Fletch is good. Fletch is good. I love Fletch. I like Fletch. Fletch is good. The second one not so much, but the first one is amazing. Fletch is good. The second one is kind of cool. His comedies, the National Lampoon ones, I don't know what it is about his, I don't know. I think the reason why I like him is he wanted everything to be a Norman Rockwell painting, but it turned into dogshit. Yeah, pretty much. Because no, no, I get it. No, I get it. I get the I get the comedy. I'm just I don't know. I just can't be chased himself. And I don't know if maybe is it rubs you the wrong way. wting I don't know if the writing clash with the actor or vice versa. I don't know. Just I don't know. I just don't get that. I think I think his his his acting or his like it definitely dropped off after the 80s.
04:11:14
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Yeah. Like he became, he gave like, he did that. What's that stupid show he was on with? the community I was so confused as to why he was on that fucking show. I can't, I have never started it because it looks looks stupid to me. Yeah. It's a good show, but his character, I swear they put him on the show. what's aut it's a It's a community college. So everybody's going back to college as an older person.
04:11:41
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but he I guess he created so much friction backstage like during the making of that like he turned out he wasn't the nicest guy a lot of people thought no he was he's apparently apparently he's a giant asshole I always love Steve Martin though I do too I did love the fucking three amigos Steve Martin fucking Chevy Chase and that fucking that movie that movie is perfect My wife makes fun of me because of that movie. Martin martin Short. martin schwarert thing nika Because my wife and I were watching it one day. She's like, this is so not authentic. I'm like, what are you talking about? it sit to This is the Taco Bell. And and i know and she says, she says
04:12:31
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I, she, we were, watching I was watching one day and she's like, what are you watching? I was like, this is the three of me. This is the greatest movie ever. And she's like, it's a big piece of shit. And I said, you know what? I thought Mexico was like this fucking movie, but I moved down here. Like I was going to be the coolest guy ever. Cause I had a vehicle and she's like, you're a fucking idiot. She's, you know, it takes place in the twenties. And I was like, yeah, I know.
04:13:03
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You thought everybody's fucking walking around and fucking donkeys and shit. 100%. What you do in the Navy, by the way? i speeding You did not get off the boat enough, my man.
04:13:15
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No, I didn't. No, I used to tell her that as a joke. And she's like, I heard that as a joke saying, I think that's, I thought that's what Mexico is like. And she's like, and she does this thing. Her aunt and me have this argument. Her aunt and I have an argument every time we see each other because this woman has convinced me that she doesn't believe owls are real.
04:13:44
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And I don't know if she's being. Hold on, say this again. So owls, the bird. Yes. I don't know if she's fucking with me or if she actually believes it, but she tells me they're not real.
04:14:00
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There are people out there that think there are people out there that think birds are fake. No, no, no. I, we were in Mexico city where she lives and I was like, we're going to the fucking zoo. I'm going to fucking prove this that they're real. And I dragged her ass to the zoo and we went to the fucking where all the birds are. That's a fucking, that's a robot. Fuck you. that's That's a fucking owl. She, I, I swear she doesn't just to piss me off. Damn dude. And I catch her and my wife glancing each other, laughing at me.
04:14:37
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So I I'm 90% sure they're fucking with me just because it pisses me off specific God I hope see I hope I hope to god she's fucking with you She's a super smart lady she owns her own business. She makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year She's crazy smart and I'm like you're telling me that you don't believe owls are
Humorous Family Debates & Translation Tech
04:15:04
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real. I would send her videos. but Those are all fake. That's AI. Fucking, you shut the fuck up. Get out of my house. and We sat here in this house going with you last year, arguing, like screaming at each other, top of our lungs, to the point where our neighbors were knocking on the door, going, you guys all right? Yeah, we're arguing about owls. Fuck off. Of course, we're both hammered.
04:15:30
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Like, have you seen the two guys arguing about the Wicked Witch of the West? No. You haven't seen these two guys, are you? Was this on TikTok, Jeff? Yeah. No, no, no. These guys, it i it's these guys, they're having a legit argument and somebody's recording it. And he's like, bro, bro, she was, she came down in a fucking bubble. She was like, it's hilarious.
04:15:54
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I can see Jeff on the toilets in and they're just tick tock. No, no, no, no. You guys, you got, oh my God, I gotta find this video. You're going to love it. Oh man. Your tick tock, um, adventures.
04:16:10
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yeah How much time do you spend on tick tock in a day, Jeff? Not a lot, believe it or not. I do it in B. I don't believe that. Let's start requesting your time in and out of tick tocks.
04:16:26
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i can't lie i've been on it you know it's so weird it's like there's there's also shorts on on youtube and um i've gotten in the habit recently because of tiktok i'll be watching the show on youtube and i'll start scrolling through and next time i realize like fuck i'm not on tiktok i'm on youtube yeah like so check this out my this is this is these two guys arguing you gotta hold on i gotta make sure the sound's on damn it oh this is on facebook Well, yeah, this I found it on Facebook. All right. Yeah. Okay. Audio's on. Audio's still on. Okay. So check this out. It's a minute 12. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Her sister was a witch.
04:17:11
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Damn it. Killed the sound. wrong This might kill the sky. What the fuck? Is he fucking serious?
04:17:35
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I kid you not, it goes on for a full minute. These two are arguing about the history of Wicked Witch of the East and shit like that. And that's how my wife's aunt and I were arguing. That's been like Thanksgiving Day fucking family argument shit right there. I kid you not, my wife's aunt and I were both hammered in this living room arguing just like that about owls.
04:18:02
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And everybody else in the room laughing their fucking asses off and I'm doing the whole thing in Spanish because when I get drunk my Spanish improves They're fucking being real are you told she's like no they're made up for Harry Potter Fucking serious, you know what I keep seeing on tikok those fucking ear in translation earbuds Mm-hmm I keep seeing and I'm a part of me wants to buy a pair to see if they fucking work. They're like the babble fish from the hitchhikers. Yeah, they want one. I know they're like AI. They're like AI. Dude, you're in a perfect place to try now. I know. Oh, dude, I have I have an app. Well, I had an app if Google bought it and then shut it down. Fucking pricks. It was called Say Hi.
04:18:54
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it' like fucking periscope and and yeah exactly that they And basically you talk into and it and it'll tell you the translation. like this it would It would give a translation and then speak the translation. So yeah I would have commerce and i at the time I actually sold tours.
04:19:15
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like you know going to the pyramid and going to the fucking water park and stuff like that. And I would be able to sell using that app. Was this when you were working part time as a bouncer? No, no, no. This is when my wife and I first met. I only worked as a bouncer for like a year.
04:19:31
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ah But we would get people but of all different languages because in Cancun, you you get people from Korea, you get people from China, you get people from the US, you get French Canadians, you get people from France. So I'd be like, where are you from? And they're like, oh, we're from France. And I'd switch it over to French and be like, what tour would you like to do? And it was, dang it, it was fucking genius.
04:19:58
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And it worked perfectly to the point where I think like 50, 60 people downloaded it because it was working. And like, the only problem was it had to be connected to the internet. If you didn't have wifi, you were. Yeah. I remember Google translate back in the day. Well, Google and translate, this was, this blew it out of the water. I think what they've done is they took its technology and turned it into Google translate.
04:20:24
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I think I might have to get some of these translation ear ear ear things. What do they cost? I don't know man. I did pop up on my TikTok feed. I don't I don't actually look at the price. Have you seen the guy like 20 bucks? There's a guy on YouTube. Brandon Ferris. Uh, you you've probably seen it.
04:20:48
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He does, hit him and his buddy, he goes on to, you know, he's making plenty of money. And he goes on, he says, everything that Amazon suggested or everything TikTok suggested, I bought. And then they review each product. Oh my God, dude, it's hilarious. Like they sound so boring. It's no, because that they they're so goofy.
04:21:14
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They didn't want it. Like they were like, he's a he he was like, he's like, do you want something to drink? And he's like, sure. He's like, this glass is unbreakable. And the guy's like, oh, challenge, except. And they try to break it. And throw them out ah dude they're so funny. I'll send you a link. I laughed. Mike is nice. I watched it. Please don't. But they, they're so like, they, he bought a, there's a,
04:21:45
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company that makes a cat exercise wheel like we've all seen the hamster wheel yeah it's like that but for your cat and it stands four feet tall dude doesn't have a cat okay we're on the thing of funny things on youtube and i'm sure some of you out there probably watch these guys uh vlog creations have you ever have you seen his stuff Oh man, they set up these elaborate pranks. um For instance, they set a pull-up on their house and they caused it to leak through the roof. And then they called a roof repair person, Andy Plummer.
04:22:31
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And the guy and guy totally ignored that they had a pull on the roof. But they'll set up these elaborate pranks and do shit like that, man. It's fucking hilarious. That's good stuff.
04:22:45
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um and There's one of the funniest things. I, my kids and I do this every like for like every month, every night for like two months, my kids and I would find these videos and my kids are young. And it was, it was, there's a, I think it's a Russian version of like TikTok.
04:23:12
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It's called Cube. It's called Cube. Is it called Tetris? No, it's called Cube.
Viral Content & Social Media Apps
04:23:22
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And it's like a compilation of Cube videos. And it's all it's it's like trying not to laugh kind of things. Oh my god. I'm sitting there watching the tape instead of TikTok scrolling. It's like the Tetris blocks. Dropping. I'm sorry. I am i was going to look something up when I got i got distracted in my brain.
04:23:41
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therere there goes The whole try not to laugh thing that the my kids and I will laugh all night long. There's nothing funnier than shit like that. you know no i sent I found a video the other day, I need to, oh, I gotta show you this. I sent it to my wife on TikTok. I laughed so hard, I cried. Calm down.
04:24:06
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ah Hold up, what's that? i i I was just saying, i I found a video the other day that I sent to my wife. Her and I were sitting here talking back and forth, and we were showing each other videos. I laughed so hard, I came here pissed myself.
04:24:34
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I gotta remember where it is. because it was
04:24:40
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Is it this one? Maybe. Is it, is it there?
04:24:54
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No, it's like, there's a couple on TikTok that, i yeah, I'm going to see if I can download it. I just want to make sure this is the first, the one I found. I don't think this is it. It's not what I want to do.
04:25:15
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I got to find the one i we were laughing about. All right. Well, until then, I need to use the restroom. So I'm going to go ahead and put us into a break, sir. Yeah, that's fine. to Let's go knocking on heaven's door.
04:26:01
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footsteps, stepping gently They don't want me dead, evidently Ask who sent you, they ask who sent me
04:27:53
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Fearing that the fear ain't just the inner voice Am I just a little boy knocking on heaven's door? Did I spend my course searching for metaphors? Trying to
04:28:53
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That was a short one yeah as a quick um so I Did find it I did find it but it's on Instagram which means I have to Screen because I don't know how to download it But I did find another one. I sent her while I'm screen recording this Like My wife always tries to help me with projects around the house what I like if I'm painting or I'm fixing something and I either I'm constantly messing with her or she's constantly doing something that I'm like, this you're not helping. And I saw this and I sent it to her. So here we
04:30:09
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Give me that stick! Let go!
04:30:19
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our love language.
04:30:50
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That's the shit I sent back and forth to my wife. The other one, I screen-recorded it, but I have to edit it because I couldn't find it. um but it'ss
04:31:04
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so i In order to actually show you this, I have to tell you a story. so My son, the first day he got his bike, decided he's going to go out and ride his bike.
04:31:19
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and
04:31:24
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He's out riding his bike and he landed to the neighbor's car because he lost control. Your audio is messing up. Oh, it's probably because I'm downloading shit. Oh, okay. So he, he slammed into the neighbor's car, riding his bike. And so I sent her this video and it's just a couple of seconds.
04:31:53
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And I and just need to extract it. um And she sent me back, as a response, she sent me back our son's name, saying, like him. I was like 100%. I got it here. ah I laughed so hard when I saw it. Like, I think I watched this video like 35 times. because i i laughed And I felt bad for the kid in the video, but it's still funny. So check this out.
04:32:27
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Oh, I cut it off wrong. So he's riding his bike. He comes in flying. and Let me re-edit it. I messed up. I cut off the wrong part. That sounds.
04:32:45
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Ooh. Fucking bumper. Today.
04:33:00
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I know I got it.
04:33:12
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I just have to edit this. I didn't think it was this short. Did you hear? Tony Todd passed away. Yeah, we talked about that.
04:33:26
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did we Yeah, talk about it your sound is still messed up. It's because I have multiple things open. Oh, OK. Man, it really messes with you.
04:33:41
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You're talking about girls. It's longer than I thought. How long is it? I mean, it's not that long. It's just. OK, I think I got it.
04:33:56
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but
04:34:00
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I don't know. I can't figure it out. I don't know why it's not working. Anyways, the kid's riding his bike and he slams into that gate.
Predator Movies & Intellectual Property
04:34:08
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And it was literally my son did the exact same thing. I laughed so hard. I think the the way your sound sound quality was, you probably just too much bandwidth or not enough bandwidth. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was, it was atrocious, my dude. I have to, I'm going to see if I can try it again.
04:34:31
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Let's see. Man, I was gonna see if there's any cool like current articles, but everything's fucking politics. I'm so sick and tired of politics. Okay.
04:34:47
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Current film news. Are there any new movies coming out?
04:34:57
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business but okay i got it now uh the sound kind of cuts off in the beginning but the sound kicks on just as he starts what he starts so i feel like he really asked it's it's uploading now i feel like really as laughing at it no i was re-editing it i i I found out what the problem was, but I was re-editing it. And I feel like a complete ass laughing about it. What? It's funny, dude. Here we go.
04:35:48
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That was kind of funny. you Dude, what's all this been? He was hauling. But the my son basically said the same thing because we live in a are are our street. Our complex is a giant horseshoe. Yeah. and And he came around the corner and he lost control and slammed into his car. And I have somewhere
04:36:19
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they they you know we have security cameras everywhere and this they sent me the security footage and dude we laughed for like three days every time our son would get lippy we're like oh don't forget we got this video because he can he basically did the same thing he comes around that corner flying and you see he just kind of loses control of it and slammed into that car like it owed him money ah you didn't You didn't get it on you didn't get it on on on on film. I have it somewhere. I just don't know where it is. I might have deleted it. It might be on my phone somewhere. It might be in the the cloud. We're talking like nine months ago. Did it make any more freaking Star Wars movies?
04:37:05
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I can't be bothered. I love Star Wars as much as the next guy, but it's it's too much. The last thing I watched was Mandalorian. Are there to make that into a movie? Are they really? I don't know. That's just I don't know. I get movie notifications on my my freaking phone now because of
04:37:34
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IMDB.com searches and shit now because of her show.
04:37:40
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oh Oh no. is So there's a video where, where this guy he's, he's being real. He's like, Hey, come here. And his son's standing on the top step and he, he, his son can't be more than five.
04:38:01
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He his son jumps and he catches him and then a raccoon comes up by the guy's leg and he throws his son to get away.
04:38:14
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And it says, why are you late? I got bit by a raccoon and threw my son on the ground. Oh, shit, they're coming out with a new Predator movie.
04:38:30
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I've never seen, the only Predator movie I saw was Alien vs. Predator, which I liked. What? You never watched the original Predator? Never seen them. My wow. When I was younger, those movies just weren't my back. Like, I've never seen all the Rockies. I've seen the one where he fights doll blundering. I'm starting to notice, like, action movies and stuff really aren't your thing.
04:38:58
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they are but when I was younger not so much anyway this predator movie the predator is it's called predator badlands and the predator and it's supposed to play a good guy this time or as its hero so yeah interesting interesting interesting some different look on it yeah I love the fucking predator franchise i mean not all the movies have been great but the storyline are like the whole premise of it. I've always liked it. I like how they crossed aliens and predators and shit and the Batman versus Predator comic books.
04:39:43
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great **** stories. I wish would I wish they would do a crossover like that in Hollywood like **** be in multi. The the problem with doing that is one one group owns predator property. One group owns Batman and they both hate each other. I think they're both Warner Brothers. Are they really? Pretty sure. Who wants predators? Who wants a predator franchise?
04:40:12
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ah Walt Disney owns predator No, no 20th century box. Sorry. Oh motherfucker. I was about what? Okay, that's Fox. Yeah, it's different Yeah, that would that would yeah Yeah, it's that it'll never happen Although didn't Disney just buy Fox I Think so um maybe didn't see happen
04:40:44
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But Warner Brothers and Disney don't get along. So we'll never see it happen. Not in our lifetime. you know that the the When do different studios like that don't get along and they bite over shit like that, like Spider-Man's technically not part of Marvel because Fox owned it for a while.
04:41:08
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it so the only ones well The only ones that suffer are the fans. For my own. e you know
04:41:18
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aye For my money, when it comes to Spider-Man, and I'm not the Spider-Man guy, Tom Holland is up there, dude. he's I think he's awesome. i've always I've always been on the fence with intellectual property because in some ways I understand retaining that.
04:41:37
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But then at what cost and how long to a detriment, you know what I mean? Mm hmm. Especially when it comes to these characters that are made up anyway. But I don't know. Well, it's it's once again, the only people that really suffer from it are the fans. Because if you look at like I look at look at Walt Disney did they took old stories that nobody owned. They were just.
04:42:05
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you know, Hansel and Gretel kind of stories, you know, they were, they took them and they made them their own copyrighted it. And now they, and now they own everything, but all these companies do this shit. And it's like, it was one time where we didn't gate keep stories. Right. In human society. Well, we sat here, we sat here and, and we're like, let's make a Hansel and Gretel story. Disney will sue our asses.
04:42:32
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No, no, I mean, and oh no, no. Hetzel Gretel's free property. Oh, is it? If you use like, I don't actually, I don't even think Disney's actually did a Hetzel Gretel. I was just using it. Yeah, actually they did Jeremy Renner. Renner played a Hansel.
04:42:52
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it's it's more like camps on ground Yeah, I think so. What was it? Like Winnie the Pooh, even when Disney was making Winnie the Pooh movies, like there was those cheap Winnie the Pooh movies because they didn't own, yeah they don't own the rights to Winnie the Pooh.
04:43:09
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But you and it sits it's weird. Maybe they did at one time. it's I don't know. Anyway, but that's what's confusing about this. And it lets good stories go to waste, good opportunities fizzle away. Oh, yeah. Good crossovers like Batman versus fucking Predator, man. There it is.
04:43:36
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anselreel that was a diszzney That was a Disney movie? I think so. No. I mean, I know that movie exists. It's on Disney. It's on Disney.
04:43:52
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Who made it? That's what I'm looking at. Beats the shite out of me. No, no, I usually go to IMDB dot com for that kind of shit, but that's what I'm doing. That's just me. Did you know I can save 10 cents a gallon in gas if I link my prime account to the BP station down the road? Really? Yeah, I don't know how it's kind of like that. I don't know. It's fucking stupid. So it's to the points program shit. I don't know.
04:44:31
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Oh, it's on Prime. Sorry. I thought it was on... It's Paramount. Yeah, it's Paramount picture. Good movie. I enjoyed it. yeah It's a bit out there, but it was a good movie. That was like when Van Helsing was coming out. The revamping of that. I got a question. Out of all the Punisher movies that's been out, what's your favorite? There's been, what, like three renditions? Four?
04:45:01
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I like Tom Jane. Tom Jane is Punisher. Thomas Jane, the one where, um what's his name? Oh, I can't remember his name. ah
04:45:15
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I want to say Mel Gibson, but it's not Mel Gibson. Thomas Jane. Thomas Jane played Punisher. And yeah, it's going to drive me nuts.
04:45:33
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twenty thousand two thousand and four Yeah. Oh yes. That one. Yes. That was definitely one of the best ones. That was yes John Travolta played the back. John Travolta. Thank you. Yeah. John Travolta. Yes. That's actually yes. That's a good one. That other one where it had. I never saw. more brutalistic There was a more brutalistic one.
04:45:57
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green castle but it was like
04:46:01
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that was That was the dude from... I'm not talking about the show. that's I'm keeping that stuff. John Berathol. Okay. So there was Punisher Warzone, which was the second one.
04:46:17
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all blun and they honest sure that's the one. Yeah, you never watched that one. That's the first. No, but not. That was a gym. That one's a gym. Oh, dude. I don't know. I'm in action movies. Those were like those 80 **** action movies, man. I need to see that. Dolph Lundrum was the team who Sylvester or no, the team who **** Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. Although, apparently, that dude is like one of the smartest cats on the Yes, he very. Yes, he is very smart, stupid, smart. Did you see his when he played He-Man in the 80s? I did see a clip of it. I haven't seen the movie, but I did see a clip and I was like, oh, it's worth. It's worth on my list. It's on my list. Horrible. Is it really? It's horrible good, though. Like it's like I said, it's worth the watch. My dad took me and my brother to watch it when it came out in theaters.
04:47:17
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And of course, when I was a kid, I was excited, but I was so confused. I left that theater so confused because the way they made that movie, they took it out of the mat and they took it out of the realm of the He-Man universe and threw it in like, at that time, modern human earth. And it was like, what the fuck is this shit? Wow. Yeah, yeah. And like Thor coming to earth kind of thing.
04:47:45
Speaker
Yeah, I just it's like, why can't you just leave it in its own universe? But yeah, was that eight that was it was the 80s. They they did so many like there's a there's a 79 version of Captain America that apparently I know I've seen that. I've never seen it, but I want to. I want to see. I've seen that. Yeah, it's I just don't know myself through the punishment. You watched the old I think was the 70s Spider-Man TV show.
04:48:17
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No. Yeah, there's a there was an old Spider-Man TV show.
04:48:23
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Yeah. So if I if I go back to watching too much TikTok. No, well, here's the thing, like I'm fucking with you. I was ah I was a huge fan of the ball guy who's a hazard to a team. I love those fucking TV. I like the fall guy was one of my favorite ones. A team was OK.
04:48:44
Speaker
The Dukes of Hazzard was, I never really got into that one. The only, reason I think the only reason I liked those movie, those shows, cause I was always, I've always been a car nut. And, and like things like the Dukes of Hazzard, the fucking car was the only reason I watched because these, those guys could take that car around a corner. I don't care what it had on it or what color it was. I don't care. But they did things in that car that you can't do.
04:49:12
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but they made it look really, really good. Like they would drift it around a quarter better than most drift experts. Um, and, and same thing with the ball guy, you know, dude, I paid 60, $60 for this stylus from my laptops, but dude, it like, it,
04:49:34
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It works on both my laptops and it brings up my snipping tool, my notepad. onces i but You want to hear something crazy? ah my you know You remember the old mechanical, the black mechanical pencils where you click the top and it slides out? My son took one of those and cut it and made a stylus out of it. Smart kid. Yeah, I was impressed as fuck. And it literally, all it is, he actually took a piece,
Tech Reliance & Survival Skills
04:50:01
Speaker
he took a piece of wire up from it. So, you gotta be touching the wire and then it's got wet toilet paper. So, you you dab it on your and then you can draw with it but it it has to have the connectivity of the wire touching your finger. You have I was like, how the **** he's like, I don't know. I was like, Jesus. Your kid is destined to be a **** star. I was like, he made me like three of them because I was like, this **** thing works and he's like, yeah, you want one?
04:50:34
Speaker
I was like, fuck yeah, go. Fucking the movie half, was it half baked? The Alec Baldwin fucking character. Give me a fucking pineapple and pencil. Yeah. Make anything into a bong stunner. Yes. The MacGyver smoker. Yes. Yeah, but it's like, the thing is, is like my son watches a certain, his, his YouTube.
04:51:02
Speaker
watch history is just like Jesus. But he watches stuff like that. Just like I do, you know, making stuff. And and he'll be like, dad, I need a pencil. I need this. And I'm like, what for? He's like, I'm gonna make this. And I'm like, no, you're not. He's like, I saw a YouTube video about it. Here's the shit, dude. 20 minutes later, he's like, I made a fucking Captain America shield out of cardboard. It really flies. And I'm like, and then it's flying around the fucking room.
04:51:32
Speaker
This is not making bombs yet. Not yet. The anarchist cookbook. Dude, you can go to the gun shows here and there's always one random dude selling copies of the anarchist. school You can't buy it. No, yeah, you can. Not online. Yeah, you can. It's that they they lifted that years. Oh, did they really? Yeah, there's a new one. It's called the the Ultimate Guide for Rebuilding Society.
04:52:02
Speaker
And it's got, it's it's very much like, it's it's a nicer version of the anarchist cookbook because it has like how to make a one match fire or how to make a fire stick and shit. But it also shows you how to start your your own garden. yeah Like it's everything you would ever want. It's really fucking interesting. And I want to buy it.
04:52:28
Speaker
Uh, but the only one to take down society wants to rebuild society. No, no, it's, it's not about that. It's like, if for instance, the biggest fear, no, I get it. But the biggest fear that we run into nowadays is EMP attack. What's that? An EMP attack. Oh, uh, is that like with magnets and shit?
04:52:51
Speaker
No, the emp. So when a nuclear bomb goes off it shuts off everything because of an emp electromagnet Oh, yeah, like shuts down. Well, normally when when it comes to a nuclear bomb, you don't have to worry about it because everything else is gone, too But if you set an emp Bomb that will just take out all electronics We as a society are 90 bucks Why is that? to well because up I would say 98% of the population doesn't know how to make a fire from nothing without a lighter or a fucking match. They don't know how to grow their own food. They don't know how to where this that book shows you step by step on how to do it all.
04:53:36
Speaker
Now is this EMP bomb is that a little threat or is that just like it's fine? It's it's like no, it's a real thing an EMP is a real thing. I don't think it's everybody. you Well, no, I understand the either concept. I mean an actual EMP ball. du I don't know. I had to weak such havoc. I mean, I mean, yes. And it all depends on like where you set it off to write.
04:54:02
Speaker
But the the the the thing I saw about it is like, Solar flag. I don't think our infrastructure is that fragile to where if if an EMP bomb hits society where it would destroy the entire world, definitely a huge chunk of it. Right. But I think I think we have modern systems, redundant systems to provide aid. And I mean, a lot of people, are yeah you know, radio like AM FM radio still. So that wouldn't be affected. I wouldn't think. No, because that's radio frequencies. Right.
04:54:39
Speaker
So I don't but like, i don't know I don't know. I'm not, I'm not a, if you, if you went out into society right now and you asked somebody, how do you build a fire with no lighter and no matches?
04:54:53
Speaker
Now you and I are like two strokes together. Yeah, but see, hold on here, but here's, I mean, but hold on. If an EMP goes off and destroys, it destroys electronics, but those lighters and matches still exist in a store. no And I get that. I get that. I get that. But, but let me finish my point. And I'm using that as an example, but most people that'll go, hold on, let me Google that.
04:55:18
Speaker
No, now you don't have yoga elizabeth me no, I think I think the majority of us are understand the concept of cooking out over charcoal. No, no, no. But I'm using guys example. But how do you tan leather? I don't like you like making it sound like.
04:55:38
Speaker
and You make it sound like if if if like technology's never gonna come back, like we're not gonna reset these infrastructures up. Like there isn't like redundant systems in place. It's not like, I mean, it's it's not like a car. No, no, no, no. no um and I don't, what? but But like that's the concept of this book is you don't need to have Google to find out all this information. Okay. I just don't, ever I don't, I don't,
04:56:07
Speaker
I don't really see us having that worry about your caveman. a nuclear A nuclear apocalypse, if it happened tomorrow. I guess. That's basically the concept of the book. i guess I guess my biggest thing is, would I even be one of the survivors even worry about it? Right, exactly. But but in the audience. Well, see, I think I would because I'd never leave my house. So I think I'd be OK. You built the bomb shelter around you.
04:56:37
Speaker
Well, my house is almost damn near a fair day cage. Jesus.
Flat Earth Theories & Scientific Facts
04:56:42
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And if anybody doesn't or that understand that reference, go stick your head in the microwave. but yeah but i' yeah i don't understand people that well like ah but I don't understand people who don't accept evolution as real.
04:57:02
Speaker
Oh, don't give me a star. I don't get it. I don't understand that. And I'm going through TikTok because my TikTok knows I like hearing and debate. So I get a lot of those now. Right. I fucking strolled on the one. It was just like four flat earthers in there fucking laughing out. Science is wrong. I'm just like, oh, my God, it's like a table of fucking idiots.
04:57:25
Speaker
That's that, you know, and and you could go in there and you could bring in Neil deGrasse Tyson with you. I will. And I won't even go in. I won't. It's not even worth my fucking time. No, because already they've already. like there's so andim wall to move They're so committed, committed to to ignoring reality that they're in their own reality and there's no talking about it. Yeah, they because they have devised the matrix on their own in their own fucking brain. I know I 100% agree. Those Yeah, yeah, that you people like that that believe the whole like, no matter what you can't change their mind. That shows how close minded you are now stupid you are. Because
04:58:19
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even scientific fact can be proven one way or the other. I don't think some people understands what science is as compared to what it's not like. It's science doesn't, it's it's a method. It's a methodology. Exactly. way its it's It's a way of proving your history.
04:58:42
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it's a way Yeah, it's a way about disproving, not proving. Yeah, exactly. Well, well I mean, if you if you have the same result 15 times, you've proven the fact. not Well, but it's still it's still not considered 100% because... I get it. But but what i'm so what i what um'm what I mean by that, if you'll permit me, if I put two atoms of hydrogen, one of oxygen, or whatever it is, H2O, I get water every time. Well, that's...
04:59:09
Speaker
that well that's well that's yeah yes yeah so so you have that side back then then you have the flat earth debate which has been to be on multiple times apparently some people haven't got that memo i find somewhere because i was six so you know i i like presenting the the the argument like for and I'll use this for evolution when it comes to medicine technology, medicine science. But anyway, when it comes to flat earther, it's like the math that is used to describe that the earth is round and has been proven goes into the technologies we use like GPS.
04:59:59
Speaker
how you use your phone. So that same math that goes into explaining that the earth is round and gravity and all that and blah, blah, blah, goes into making these products that we use. So the proof is in the pudding. Well, like we apply that knowledge and we get this technology, the easiest way to prove a, the earth is round is look at the moon.
05:00:27
Speaker
Oh, the half moon, the, you know, the crescent moon. That's because we're reflecting, you know, the sun is hitting. Just go on a cruise. Just go on a cruise. Oh, they were like, yeah, but our eyes can't see that part. touch Exactly. they They got an answer for everything, but they, they, they can't admit when they're wrong.
05:00:53
Speaker
I don't know. I guess maybe because I was in the Air Force and exactly, you know, it's like, I can't think any other way. I mean, I guess in some way I'm saying I am attached to my belief that the earth is round, but that I can't see it outside. That's not a belief. That's fat.
05:01:17
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I know. Well, that this is the thing. I mean, if I'm sure and technically, let's be honest, the Earth is not technically round. It's oblong. But, you know, more ah yeah, it's it's almost like an egg shape. Yeah, there's a there's a name for an oblique spheroid oblique sphere. Yeah. Yeah. ah But it's it it's just it's I like They are funny to listen to. They all go, oh, there is nothing funnier. You know, I don't like Sargent fans out there. Go eat a bag of dicks. No, no. Did you see when the the guy that lead, he's leading the platter? He's like, he's got the gray buzz cut hair. His wife left him because he's so nuts. He, he tried to disprove round earth and prove ground earth.
05:02:17
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ground earth flat earth no because he's like if we put a fence here with a hole in it and shine a light through it from 10 miles away and then sign it from 50 miles away it should will be the same and they realized it was wrong they they show it showed a curve and he was like oh well ah we messed up yeah messed up you proved that you were fucking wrong and then he's he's like i'll die on this hill i'm like yeah well you're dying alone That's the thing. And by that time, they're not accepting fact. They're just accepting confirmation bias. I do like the fact that when they talk about the ice wall, that cracks me up. I've heard so many weird stories, dude. There's this big conspiracy that nobody is allowed to go to the Arctic and the Antarctic. And I'm like, these things got to go sign up. And all you got to do is go.
05:03:16
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you know, technically, technically, if you go without permits and stuff, yeah, you're going to get in trouble, but you can go if you got the balls. Yeah, you know, it's funny, like um the NASA or the the moon conspiracy about us not actually landing on the moon. You know, where's that comes? Huh? Where do you land on that? You think we've been to the moon? Yeah, we've been to the moon. The reason why It is a conspiracy because there is a studio where they did shoot some film, but it was sort of for marketing and dramatization, kind of like true crime dramatization. So in people, yeah it was all they the whole thing is fake and it's it it wasn't. Well, was it Neil deGrasse Tyson ah ah busted that met because he was like, he's like, the technology would need
05:04:14
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to To do it right the way it was actually on the moon, you the technology wasn't there in that in in that time, in the 60s and 70s. It wasn't there. The lighting alone would have costed hundreds of billions of dollars. Nobody but he had hundreds of billions of dollars and in in that time. So it's like right there.
05:04:37
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So yeah, and you yeah, just the law of parsimony, gotta love our Occam's razor. I do. Well, yeah, exactly. I love that. That is my favorite philosophy is Occam's razor. Of course you do. But I love the fact that the the one thing these these people are like, we've never been to the moon. Their first thing is like, well, NASA said we lost the technology to go. Yeah, because we don't use that kind of ship anymore. Yeah.
05:05:05
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That's basically it's not that we lost the technology. It's just the it's the methodology is what it's because it wasn't it wasn't even even though we made it to the moon.
05:05:21
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The technology still wasn't the safest. And for us to go back now using that same technology would just be stupid. ah very i mean it's like Did you see it? Right now, it's it's it's not so much that we can't. It's just the amount of money that it would cost. And it's like, what do we get out of it when there's other things to put that money toward? Because their budget's limited.
05:05:49
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Right. Well, i did see something funny is, is, and I don't remember what kind of bomb it is. You would probably know the US tried to remake a bomb that was made in the seventies or six chopsticks. And they, they, it kept not working because they were too sterile.
05:06:15
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they realized they had to be a little bit dirty about it because I i want to save his name. Hold on. Say all this again. I'm sorry. I got distracted. ah next i will I will find the video and send it to you. But but they're there. were They were the U.S. or or some country was trying to remake like a hydrogen bomb.
05:06:32
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eat and And I could be wrong about that kind of bomb, but it was a type of bomb that you had to various unstable elements and they were, they, you know, they built a clean room, got all the dirt out of there. And then the bomb wouldn't work because it was too clean. I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you talking about like Oppenheimer?
05:06:55
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no no and and No, no, no, no, no, no, that's good movie though.
Cobra Kai & Emotional TV Shows
05:07:00
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There was some inaccuracies, but it's a good movie. I have not seen it yet. That's a good one. It's not a movie I'll i'll do a review on. It was too long and too deep and... Oh, okay. I just... And it was weird. Unless, of course, if we had Neil deGrasse Tyson to watch it with us so he can explain shit, I would do it.
05:07:24
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Right. Other than that, I look like a dumbass. Oh, OK. I have more questions about that movie, about the fact that Oppenheimer himself was fucking out there, man. Radical. Radical, dude. No, I just finished watching the first half of season six of Cobra Kai. Ooh, is it good? Dude.
05:07:53
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I'm going to sue that show for giving me emotional distress and high blood pressure, because I'm all like, yeah. No, what the hell? How many seasons is that now? Season six. um God, I didn't know it made it past two. Yeah, season six. Dude, it's a roller coaster ride, man. I'll be like, oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what it's all about.
05:08:16
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Man, I'm telling you, man. Yeah, dude, I'm like, I was like, I had to sue this show for giving me like hypertension, giving me anxiety, because I'm sitting there like, what the fuck is going on? It's written so good, man. It is a damn good show. I love it. I have enjoyed every season I've seen. Do you want to take a break real quick? Because I got to go to the library. Yeah. I do too. Sorry, Brian. Yeah. Sorry, Brian. We've been here five hours. Yeah. So I see.
05:08:47
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Yeah, um I'm gonna throw up a song real quick. cause I just don't wanna, just don't do a Garth on me, okay? A Garth? Hey, ah this show's awesome. Nice.
05:09:04
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ah Now you get the gist. I get it. Okay, so ah let's do another, let's do, oh, I like this. This is Black Top Mojo doing,
05:09:16
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This is, I know, I just had it, dammit. Black got Mojo doing dreams. So we'll be right back. Okay, okay, I got you.
05:09:29
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This is about to get interesting.
05:12:19
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and the thunder only happens when it's raining
05:14:08
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It drives you mad
05:14:36
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There
Travel Plans & Holiday Work
05:14:37
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we go. That was dreams. Uh, originally my Fleetwood Mac cover, uh, by Blacktop Mojo. We are back. It's the non-sensical network bio.link slash non-sensical network. Uh, find all our social medias and blah, blah, blah. And don't forget to check out our merch store, nonsensical-nonsense.myspreadshop.com. How are you doing, Brian? I'm doing all right, man. Just enjoy my last couple of days being home and then I got to turn back.
05:15:07
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I was going to tell you guys where I've come up. Yeah. That I do. That you do. Gross. Yeah, I know. But yeah, and and then it's like then when I come home, but I mean, on the plus side, like, yeah, I'm working the holiday, but apparently if we're working on the holiday, we're being gifted at additional hours. So that's a blessing on that, which and then additional hours or or additional pay.
05:15:37
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Additional hours on top of what I'm already working. I like doing overtime Pretty much. Oh, okay So yeah, so then when I do come home I get paid when I get home and that's perfect timing because December 9th I'll be flying to London, England Nice. fuck Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah so fuck Yeah yeah we get there for a whole week come but so I'll be going there for Monday to Monday and
05:16:06
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not enough time but You got any important spots you want to go check out? Well, one of my other best friends, he lives and works there. Yeah, he sold his house here before moving over there to work. But he was just saying some of the stuff that we did not do on the last go around, we'll try to hit. This is your It's second time, OK. Yes, but not I enough time, just was like, but... man, we'll just go with the flow, dude. I don't want to feel like we're rushed to do everything.
05:16:39
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That's the only problem about going someplace for only a week. Yeah, especially something so far because it's like a 10 hour flight. eight Yeah, 10 hour 10 hour nonstop flight. But I just don't know. Like, you know, like, you know, if it goes, it goes down and down. I'm not I'm not stressing. I'm not tripping. It's just I'm here. You know, yeah you know, so it's like, hey, we're here. We're just go check out what we did not check out and we just walk around. I mean, I'm like, I'm in I mean, because at this point, I'm just like, I'm just going. I'm like, I have no plans or, you know, know nothing on the itinerary, what to do. I'm just like, hey, man, let's just have fun. That's the fucking way to do it. Oh, man. That's the way to fucking do it. I mean, because like on on the last the last time I was there, we went to the Windsor Castle, where, yeah, we went to Windsor Castle. ah Pretty, pretty fucking spectacular.
05:17:34
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um did some cup of paparazzi picks because you're not supposed to take some pictures inside. But I did. I rule. So I'm not going to snitch.
05:17:46
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who see
05:17:51
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But but, yeah. um Yes, I mean, that that I mean, you know, going to Windsor Castle and then taking a train all the way out to Bristol. Bristol is a town that I know is fitting for all three of us.
05:18:06
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Because in all seriousness, if I ever go back, the first place I'm going is I'm going to Clarkson's farm, man. I wasn't, but I mean, but, but I mean, but like, but like, but like Bristol, it's just, it's laid back.
05:18:26
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live music, everybody's just carefree, whatever, skate park, people sing at the pubs and the taverns just singing. and just and joe I'm fucking sold. Yeah, we're sold, like just having our beers, just singing along, having a good time with everybody else. It's so lay back and chill. You sent me pictures. I don't want to leave my house. I need to my passport, right?
05:18:52
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Yeah, but but yeah, Bristol will be a town like all three of us could could really appreciate because there's a big old lake nearby. So it's like everybody could just sit on the benches and right all where all the pubs are and just kick back and just sit and chill and just enjoy each other's company. yeah The only problem I have about going to Europe is that 10 hour flight.
05:19:16
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I can stomach it. I can stomach it, dude. I can stomach it. But I cannot go 10 hours out smoking. I'll fucking jump out of the fucking plane. Just take some nicotine, go. Give me a ride on the fucking wing so I can smoke. Dude, me or maybe you just quit smoking. Maybe you just eat my ass.
05:19:37
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But I mean but I mean but I mean but like soon as I walk in there, I'm gonna look at the the Like walk like soon as I get through security and well look at a Walgreens And if they guys equal I am poppin for those suckers cuz oh dude Dude, it's you know, it's a shame that you're not like flying out of a legal state to get some like fucking gummies ah That's the best way to fucking travel buddy.
05:20:03
Speaker
Yeah. Oh. You take them long enough before you get on. You got the problem I of flying internationals. You have to be there two hours ahead of time. You don't want to be stoned going through sitting in waiting to get on the plane. You want to get stoned on the plane. I can do both. Yeah, well, you could. I did it before. I would have instantly noticed. They'd be like, that guy stoned. I can see him doing a lot of work. They'd be like, half the fucking plane was stoned. I don't doubt it. Man.
05:20:33
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The way, the way traveling in America is now, like half the planes fucking probably still not going to lie. They're on some kind of legal. drive i don't I have no problem. I have no problem flying. Uh, I hate waiting to get on the fucking plane.
05:20:53
Speaker
that two hour wait to get on the fucking plane, I'd rather stand in line for a beating. I mean, but the thing about it is though, I know like with international travel, it's ah it's a big headache, so I don't mind. i mean Even though my flight's at 4.30 in the afternoon,
05:21:10
Speaker
But I don't mind getting there at 12 or 11 30 because it's like already know the process. I already know the process. It's like, okay, yeah, go ahead, go to the kiosk, print out my boarding pass. Then go, then go to the, um, the, you know, all ah the that the girl to check in my bag and everything. So, cause the only thing I'm having is my carry on is my back.
05:21:35
Speaker
He might carry on small and simple ne then my add The moment you add more tricking you carry on I'm gonna add more trick. It's to my backpack and i Can't get through fucking security. It's like, Georgia, Las Vegas, Alabama, Florida um Indiana the ghost so Oklahoma so everywhere I travel it's like You're one of those assholes and that you can hear walking a mile away down through the airport. Oh, here comes fucking Brian Oh, man, I hope I'm not behind that guy in the fucking eye
05:22:18
Speaker
Or if you have a lady on board, they just sit there and play with it the whole fucking time. Yeah. Or like, if we go, if we go somewhere, like we all meet up so somewhere and just be like, okay, well, I'm ryan i'm here. Glick's here. well ah well like Here comes Brian. Yeah. Glick will be arriving on Amtrak, but where's Brian? <unk> no do We ever, we ever do a trip. I'm pulling a full on Mr. T on Glick. I'm here. You can smell me coming. Yeah.
05:22:48
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yeah don i know mr and ah you noses such
05:22:56
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Yeah, I'm going to pull off Mr. T. If we all beat up like an like we all meet up in Cancun, Jeff better pick us up at the airport. Oh, yeah, i'll I'll get a van. Yeah. I'll just get a van with no windows and be like, get in, boys. Oh, fuck. and know It'll say and know'll say free weed on the side. So Blaze is like, oh, it's OK.
05:23:20
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It'll have a different saying for each one of you. So when I pick up Blaze, it'll say free weed. Brian will say free barbecue. Blake will say free beer. Miller Lite, free Miller Lite. Ricardo will say free gummies. yeah
05:23:37
Speaker
she you to a gummy stick wait wait just got dig honor and i at the same time but people like yeah give me like so like you're really goingnna go into to an unmark van with no windows it' green dude he got barbecue barbecue and peter Yeah, I trust a full whole wholeheartedly. 100%. Just sitting in the back of that. I'm going you to get barbecue. I'm going to go get a beer.
05:24:06
Speaker
And you guys aren't. so No, I think that would be something cool. Like, like the, the plan is, is the wife and I were talking about the other day, once everything kicks off here, we're planning on selling this house by a bigger one. And that was something I was talking about. I was like, yeah, I want to get all the guys coming up. She's like, yeah, umm I'm going to go to Europe again that week.
05:24:32
Speaker
Hmm. It shouldn't be stuck there forever. The six, the six of us in one house, my wife would go fucking insane. She'd shoot us all. It'd be like, it it'd be like that. i was the day I'm actually pretty good. No, no, we eat good because Brian be cooking every fucking meal. I'm pretty easy to get along with. Was it the what's that the MTV real world? Yeah. Real world Cancun, just the nonsensical real world.
05:25:02
Speaker
Fucking retired, what? Old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, you know here we all have our habits and old, old, old, old, old, old, old,
05:25:19
Speaker
he smells like bo julie or like this, you're like, I'll be like, yeah, Blaze has got a taper or something. He's always hungry and asking me to make him some shit. And fucking okay's my four hundred pounds because Brian showed up with barbecue. Yeah. I mean, I mean, like, I mean, like the place is always I would be I would be double my size of Brian in my life. Right. And like, yeah dude, if you're my neighbor, man, we'd be like barbecue beer. Dude.
05:25:54
Speaker
when when you come down, Blaze, i I'll just give you the number to my weed guy that delivers like here, you'll need this. fucking better I'm just gonna be like big sack. Oh, ladies are always hungry, man. I got nothing in the fridge left. I went to Jeff. Before we went on break, I ate the last three pieces of chocolate and they're all these right now. Jesus.
05:26:22
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How big is that piece of chocolate? It was a full bar of chocolate. No, but like, is it like compared to like a Hershey bar or big? Yeah, full, full size. Yeah. It's got mushrooms in it. Full bar. Uh oh. Yeah, he's much is's Friday. Yeah. Yeah.
Psychedelic Experiences & TV Binging
05:26:43
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Dude, dude, like I had, I had one of the, I had one of those chocolate bars. I had like three quarters left.
05:26:48
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And I wasn't paying attention. I was on my way home because I had to go pick up some stuff. And that's from my buddy that sold the house that moved to London. So the neighbor was like, I don't know. Kyle said, like, you know, you know what to do with this box.
05:27:02
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i would really like hit my head i'm like allll is porn but no no no no no i knew it was in i was like oh yeah yeah i'll get a sit that too and then she's like okay cool then she gives it to me and i'm like opening it up like i i go down a few blocks i'm like yep that's there that's there okay and then And then I it on the passenger seat and then driving home was like 45 minutes and I just kind of got hungry and then I'm on the phone with somebody and have like an in-depth conversation. So I'm at the house sitting in the driveway and also I'm getting hungry and I eat the chocolate bar. Like there's three quarters left. I hate the whole thing. Not paying attention. I'm staring at the wall for four hours after. then So then I get inside, I get inside i have my iced tea and then we're watching the the new season of The Mandalorian.
05:27:51
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right after the first episode, I'm like laying down and all of a sudden I just feel light. And then I'm just kind of, I get up and I'm just like, I'm stressed. I'm like, whoa.
05:28:03
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ah yeah And then all of a sudden it took it, it took a long while because I'm sitting there going like, why do I feel light? And then I was sitting and then I was in the, why do I feel like a mushroom? And then, and then I'm done. I'm trying to downplay it. I'm like,
05:28:20
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Yeah, man, I'm gonna go ahead and get bed man. I'm tired. You know, it's been a long day. I get my shoes. I walked to my room and I shut the door and I'm going to the door like, fuck the chocolate bar. And I'm like, am I in?
05:28:35
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Yeah, man, I'm sitting like, I'm like, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Don't try not to freak out. Yeah. So I'm sitting like this one. Okay, okay, okay. So then I go, I put my phone, out or I but ah put my phone on airplane mode so nobody can call me to ruin it. So then I go my, I go my iTunes and I'm like, all right, all right. And yeah, I was like my playlist. and was more I was like, yeah. I was sitting there like this, and I was sitting there going like this. I'm like, Putamayo, instrumental, instrumental blues, instrumental jazz. There's the playlist. And then it's like, so then I put my Bluetooth headset in and I'm like laying in my bed. I'm like, Liz is like, okay, that's the best way to be, man. But I mean, but I'm just sitting there like, and then it's like, I'm sinking in my bed. I'm going,
05:29:24
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okay it's gonna be right I don't know how much, how much, you know. How long is this fucker gonna last today? Yeah, I'd like to do the math in my head. I'm like, okay, that's three quarters of a bar.
05:29:38
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Oh no, that means I'll be up till 10 a.m. like So I'm sitting there like this. I gotta let the math fuck with my high. Fuck this. That's why I was up to four o'clock this morning. Yeah. it even more and so yeah so So yeah, I'm ah i'm like i'm like laying in my bed. I got the music going. I'm like, I'm singing in my bed. I'm just like,
05:30:02
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All right, now crossing to play. And I'm just like, drifting. And it's just like, a dude, I feel like paper. I wouldn't be freaking out because like, as I said earlier today, I can't, I don't like not being in control of my faculties. So I would lose my fucking mind if I accidentally ate one of those chocolate. See, my thing is I have, I'm, my I,
05:30:28
Speaker
I've had too much structure and I need it to let go. Well, I think if I ever do something like that, I'm going to have to do a blaze in the room so he can be like, no, you're fine, dude. No, I am the last person I'm going to do because I'll be like, you have to trust me. Well, yeah, but it's like that thing. You don't, it's not something you want to do by yourself. Right.
05:30:55
Speaker
OK, I'll do it with you guys. OK, I won't be your chaperone. I'll do it with you. Tell me it's going to be OK. Yeah, I mean, I mean, you know I'll be in the corner of like, dude, you need to catch up, man. You only like a half a bag. for I mean, it's it's weird how my mind works is that even when it like if I get drunk, like the moment I know I i cross the plane from Buzz to drunk and i'm like, oh, shit, yeah time to quit. Yeah.
05:31:21
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Yeah, i mean yeah my my brain my brain just go like just switches to like mechanic mode. I'm like, all right, I'm drunk. Okay, splash some water. Okay, I need to go to the bar, get some coke, get like four glasses of coke. Then I'm sitting there like this, I'm like, all right, cool. I was thinking like, taco there' ah there's a there's a taco truck outside. I'm going to be eating some tacos.
05:31:41
Speaker
so sort of that Yeah, man, my mind my mind goes over there. So like like, when I knew what happened, I'm like, shit, I ate the whole time. Brian, were you ever here when they had senior frogs by itself? Yes. Do you remember the guy that sold burgers out front?
05:31:58
Speaker
vaguely ah you be san tune I was drunk. I think I was drunk. There's this guy he sold. They weren't great burgers when you're sober but when you're drunk, they were the best burger on the planet. Oh, dude. That's like the **** food carts in England, dude. Same thing with the Jack in the Box Taco. Same thing with Jack in the Box Tacos.
05:32:20
Speaker
But this guy, I guarantee he cleaned the fuck up during the years he was out front of senior frog because he was the closest place to get food within like 10 blocks. So senior frogs back in the in the early 2000s, this dude was there and it was the the next closest building was I would say 10 blocks away.
05:32:50
Speaker
was the scene on Duck? no it was is sar frogs is a franchise I'm talking about next door with the scene now. no i got i got it I'm just going being a smart ass man. My brain is wandering.
05:33:08
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I ever since Brian talked about laying down and just listening to to music. I'm like, that sounds so good. Turn the lights on. Put on some mua like Muda, like Muda Faruka, put on some. Muda Faruka is a musician group from the Netherlands or Norway. Anyway, but to bed and throat music. Have you heard that shit?
05:33:34
Speaker
it's a bad throw those you guys Those dudes are weird. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's the Mongolian growl. It's almost like a growl, the whole thing. It's so fucking... I think at this time, all the... You ever seen the show True Blood? Yeah. Yes. The vampire show. So first season, first season,
05:34:04
Speaker
episode six or something like that my wife and i used to download it because we couldn't get the because like we didn't have hbo at the time and the sixth episode starts with that music and it's supposedly coming from dude's car we thought the fucking download was fucked up we downloaded it nine times because i thought every download that we got was fucked up it turns out it was part of the show that's funny It was so fucking weird. Yeah, that there's a yeah there's a moalian Mongolian band called The Who, but it's H-U. okay yeah And they play rock music, but they have like the Mongolian instruments. Man, fucking bad. I was just going to put on some tech nine and keep it easy.
05:34:51
Speaker
Right. I mean, but no, play like put put on the who rocks. Rock out, rock out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like I said, like like when my when I get like that, I'm like, oh, man, I start so I start diagnosing like, OK, airplane mode downloads the playlist set up. it kind of He's he's got everything right. I'm going to do a damage control. I'm like, OK, OK, OK. If I don't do this stuff in this order, it's going to be a bad trick.
05:35:18
Speaker
Yeah. Like, if I know if I turn on Amigo the Devil and lay down, that would be a bad trip. That's a what? Amigo the Devil. I don't know what that is. I'll send you some. Oh, I think I'm good. It's a it's a it's a music group. It's OK. Oh, yeah. Amigo the Devil is in the it's anyway. It's macabre. It's focus. OK. I'll focus music like and like Donkey's Wild Ride.
05:35:49
Speaker
no and Dude, I kid you not. I love that fucking song. I love that song. I think it's on here. It is. OK, HU Mongolian band. OK, cool. Yeah. but lot Right. It's still on here, I think. Why is there this thing that said I fucked a Sasquatch? That's a song.
05:36:16
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so
05:36:20
Speaker
Yeah, this is the song I booked to Sasquatch. Yeah, I love this song. Speaking of which, where is it? Uh, he stole his staycation. He took the week off. Well, he needs it. He needs it. What do you say, sir? That's why you get the fucking milestone we need tonight.
05:36:47
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, he's gonna need to either or relax his mind because tomorrow's gonna be a cluster fuck for him because Cleveland's going down. say you Oh shit, that reminds me, I haven't even touched my fantasy football because nobody reminded me. oh he'll Yeah, he'll be back tomorrow morning. Yeah, he's coming on tomorrow. They're doing unnecessary roughness to tomorrow. Yeah, right now, I'm like, I'm going to get on this matchup.
05:37:17
Speaker
So I totally forgot to check my fantasy football this week because nobody reminded me. I beat Jeff now what again. Yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing? Balls. That's what you're going to do. Donkey balls. Donkey balls. Yeah. So but so apparently um yeah you have prime, right, Blaze? Prime. Yeah. Yeah.
05:37:45
Speaker
OK, so look at the show called The Expanse. yeah it's It's a sci-fi show. i started know I know what you're talking about. I haven't watched it. And I hear good things. I hear you talk a lot about it. Dude, I love it, man. I'm thinking about buying one of the like metallic decals and put it on my truck. Is it is it like ah is it straight up sign science fiction action? it's a science it's it's it's a's the science It's a science fiction action based off of the novels.
05:38:15
Speaker
Okay. Um, and you know, like as per usual with every new show, you know, like the first high paced is, it is there, is it slow? I mean, in in the beginning of slow pace, because you you know, like, like as per usual with every show, they want you to know the backs, they want you to know the characters in the backstory. And then, you know, like around they spent the first season building up. Yeah. Like in the fourth, fifths, the fourth, fifth episode. That's when things start taking off.
05:38:43
Speaker
So but yeah, but it's really good. It's six seasons is it as good is it as good as game of thrones um but I've been wanting to watch because that's where I put my base It's my that's my bar Well, people do get don't take his depending on on fucking media. These people get fucked up killed.
05:39:07
Speaker
creative man. Jeff thinks Harry Potter's good media. i his could get and can you put can you put Can you pull the trailer for season one? of what Probably not. OK, let me pull it up then. No, what I mean is like we'll get a strike. Yeah. But send the link so Blaze can watch it on his own. Oh, I know. i I see. I've seen. is I've scrolled through it. I've looked at it.
05:39:38
Speaker
I've been, I've been teasing with it. I've been, so it's on my radar. It's just for me to get into a show. No understanding of media. Did I not show you the greatest science fiction movie of all time yesterday? For me to get into a show in depth, like I need to be like, okay, tomorrow I got nothing planned. I'm going to sit here and binge a show. Right. Yeah. I have that issue. The movie's easier to take in.
05:40:05
Speaker
Yeah, I have to like we even with Game of Thrones. I waited until it and until the last season started before I started watching season one. Yeah, because because I I don't like to wait. I want to binge it all at once and just get it over with. I tried, I tried rewatching Dexter and I got. I got after the third season after the Trinity kill and I'm like, you know what is just all regurgitated by Did you watch, did you not, did you watch New Book? I did, I did, I did like that. I did i enjoyed it. I like the way they closed it. But I'm just saying, I mean, they could have, like, honestly, that that whole show could have ended after the third one. I agree. And it would have been, like, epic. Yeah. You know. Well, and I actually have that same feeling when it comes to stuff something like Breaking Bad. It became repetitive.
05:41:03
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Yeah, after like the third. Yeah. Well, bre and had they did five seasons. I think it, I think it could have better season earlier, but I'm glad they didn't even go past five. So I, I did find out something interesting. Apparently all the meth on that was made, uh, it was rock candy and up until season three, Frank Hanson didn't know it was rock candy.
05:41:31
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and And and the dude that plays Jesse was sitting there they were talking about the scene coming up and he starts eating He's like what the fuck are you doing? He's like try it. He's like no, he's like try it. He tries it He's like fine. I'll try one and he's like, holy shit. That's really good And for the rest of the the rest of the series, I just weren't eating it off-screen the entire time Brian Brian Kress is one of those actors I'd like to just eat just like you just awesome I just, see he's like, I've, I've, I've listened to like interviews and just him and he's, he's a really good guy. Yeah. I liked him on Malcolm in the middle. I love that show. Yes. Yes. That show, he was genius in that. But he showed us in Breaking Bad that he had acted. He's got range. The man's got range. I'll give him that. He's got shops. Yeah. it's And you know,
05:42:29
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um Unfortunately, fortunately for him, he didn't get stuck in that. He has to play the Malcolm middle guy all the time. When he got Breaking Bad, you know, I guarantee his career just went right up there. But yeah, I've seen him in other things. He's really good. Yeah. There's someone where he's a handicap author and with Kevin Hart. that Yes. That was a good fucking movie. Was he an author?
05:42:59
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that does his character. Oh, okay. I typically stay away from Kevin Hart movies. Actually, that one with Bryan Cranston as a guy in a wheelchair. It's really good. It's not your typical Kevin Hart movie. It's like when when when you hear the same actor and the in like the same or in movies like two or three times throughout the same year, it's like, oh, come on.
05:43:26
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If you're not, you're not giving your best. But, but when, when, because I said the same thing when I saw the poster, I was like, fucking Kevin Hartson. It's going to be like good actors like Bill Murray. How often he does a film and when he, when he does a film, he, he fucking brings his bows in. Yeah. He goes in. I think that's what it was about Chevy Chase. I didn't like a lot of other comedians go down the same thing. A lot of others.
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she gets cookie cutter.
05:43:59
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Well, the thing with Chevy Chase, though, is he played Clark Griswold for what? Almost 10 years. I don't know. Maybe it's just. Yeah, yeah, that's bad. But. You know, it was it was more like I see the Clark Griswold character like he didn't like his range. He never really.
05:44:22
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Well, do you you say the same thing about Peter Sellers? Because he played Pink Panther all those years. He played the Pink Panther. I never really watched Pink Panther. The Pink Panther movie is not the cartoon, by the way. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. watch I By hand, it was so long ago. Yeah. Anyway, go ahead. But that was the same thing. he Like Peter Sellers, he did he did like nine Pink Panther movies.
05:44:53
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I know I'm familiar with them. I just don't remember watching them. They're hilarious It's a British comedy old British comedy. Yeah. Yeah, and then of course he did the ah Dr. Strangelove how I stopped caring and would stop caring and started lovely Tom bomb That movie's so fucking weird We got about 15 minutes left, guys. I was just thinking the same thing. I'm counting down the seconds because it's... I love doing the show, but the six hour episode is a long day. For all of you still with us, probably snoring right now. Again, I appreciate it. Yeah. i I wonder how many people actually fall asleep just talking. I don't know a lot. I i couldn't put us on the TV and then just... We're on the phones.
05:45:46
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Yeah, you have you have one of those those voices, Joe, but another but ah but another that boring has another another glorious week of beautiful weather. The sun is shining. The clouds are clear. I mean, the skies is clear. Sun is shining. The weather is great. Another awesome week in America right now.
05:46:08
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It's pretty great week here. fair The difference is it's not cold. I'm out of Pepsi. Well, I mean, is that's cool it's not so cool here. But man, when I go to when i go back to Carlsbad, I'm going to be like, oh, fuck, it's 15 degrees. I don't have to worry about that. The lowest it gets here is like 65.
05:46:27
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five is chilly. I am looking forward to getting underneath my uh 65. I'm out in shorts of flip flops at 65 dude. 65 is the funniest thing to see in January. 45. What gross but my rest my in Cancun, you'll see people with heavy coats on and I'm like, what are you doing? I'm still wearing shorts and t-shirt and my wife, so it's fucking cold. I'm like, no, it's not not anymore. And it is it's like the the first time I went to San Diego and like in the Horton Plaza area, it's like an outdoor mall and all this other stuff and the restaurants and shit. Everybody's on their hoodies and then they're underneath the heaters and it's like sixty eight.
05:47:14
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Like, yeah, 66, 68. They're like, oh my God, it's so cold. I'm good. And I'm like walking around like flip-flop shorts and a s sleepy shirt. and They're like, you're not cold. I'm going. And then they see my tattoo. They see my tattoo and they're like, oh, you're from Texas. So you're loving this. I'm like, yes, I am. Well, you know, the funny thing is, is like, you know, my wife, she's in France right now and she's like, it's cold. It's like 15 degrees. And I was like, yeah, yeah I bet you miss Cancun.
05:47:43
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And I said, believe it or not, she's, she's probably like, yeah, motherfucker, uh, get me home. Well, you know, I was like, that's actually not, that it's cold, but it's not. I'm debating, I'm debating if I should buy a pair of Hey dude shoes for the airport or should I just like, where are my cowboy?
Shoe Collections & Rodeo Anecdotes
05:48:02
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Dude, Hey dude, dude. Hey dudes, I wait for for the comfort.
05:48:08
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Traveling? Oh, yes. Hey dudes. Wait, what are hey dudes? Cause I don't know. It's it's like slide on loafer shoes. Yeah. don't I have a, I have a house pair and I have a pair I keep in my car. I i i think if I put those on, I'll look goofy as fuck. Cause at first I was thinking about just wearing my Crocs, just like just wearing pants and Crocs and socks. And then, but I know by the time I get there, my buddy would be like, what the hell are you doing wearing Crocs and socks? I see those.
05:48:36
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I see those and I think of my dad. I'm like, nope, not gonna do it. I can't, I'm not a big croc person myself. No, no, I'm talking about the hey dudes. Oh, you're thinking they're old man shoes. Yeah, they're, they're, they cry, they scream old man shoes. But like, my dad had pairs of shoes. My dad technically had three pairs of shoes. He had dress shoes that he wore to church only.
05:49:03
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He had a pair of red wing boots and a pair of hey dudes, similar, probably knockoffs, that he would wear around the house. And i've I have dress shoes and tennis shoes. That's it. Dude, I have 20 pairs of shoes. I'm a shoes guy. Like half my shoes are my core. I never know where I'm going to go walking. Oh, dude, I have a ridiculous amount of tennis shoes. Within right now, we' I'm wearing flip flops right now.
05:49:33
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I have to think all summer, there's all summer ah all summer long, all I wear is just my flip flops. Unless I go, I hit the trail and then I'll switch into my hiking. But I mean, but I have like two pairs of Crocs. I have two pairs of cowboy boots. Uh, I have one black tactical, tactical boots, and then I have a beige color tactical boots. And then I have like, what's new to me. Way too. worn sal and i Yeah. I have.
05:50:03
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I have one pair of boots right now. I got a pair of key utility boots. What's really funny though? What's really funny though, like my my black tactical boots, they're made by Reebok. But when people see the treads on them, they're going, who pissed you off? Who you about to fuck up? Cause they are aggressive looking. Right. They're like, they're like, Oh, so I pissed off Ryan. He's got them boots on. He's like, my boots can kick your boots. His ass.
05:50:29
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Or no, they're like, they're like, they're like who, like whose face is going to meet whose face is going to end up on that grid on that boot.
05:50:39
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like I don't, I have, I have a pair of caterpillar boots that I wore. Oh Jesus. I don't, I don't think I've worn them for like two years. I'm still, I'm still getting used to the idea of like, so I have like a regular pair of cowboy boots, but the other pair, the other pair of cowboy boots are still tow and that's for work.
05:50:59
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right right they're giving to me and i'm like steel-toed cowboy boots and the only time and the yeah and and then and then but the other time are they plateaued or are they pointing squares i'm just going to they come out with steel-toed flip-flops and i'm set did you see the guy that made took crocs and made him steel-toe no i'm not surprised though he you know He was wearing, he was wearing Crocs in the shop one day and his boss gave him shit about it. So he turned him into steel toe. Fuck yeah. I was like, I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. They're comfy shoes. But, um but yeah, I mean, but like the only time I wear my cowboy boots is like rodeo season, or if I'm going to a country bar to go dancing, that's i know basically it. I do the white guy dance. I sit at the end of the bar and drink beer.
05:51:53
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I'm good at it. Perfect. I'm good at sitting at the end of the bar and drinking beer. I never saw the practicality of cowboy boots. They're comfy. They're comfy. I don't find them comfy at all. Once you get used to them, they're comfy. Yeah. My feet don't like the narrow space. Well, you got to get the flat top, the square toe. Yep.
05:52:23
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Yeah, Glick and I have the same fucking cowboy hat, except I have the colored brim. I just don't like kicking shit, I guess. No need for shit kickers.
05:52:38
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There's a difference. Regardless if they're square toed or not. Well, no, but but there's a difference. is like Brian and Glick and I, we kind of grew up in the whole farmland.
05:52:53
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pin fair That's like going to hang out with your crowd and not smoking weed. Fair enough. No. No. There's good in my crowd that don't smoke weed. That thing was like man. i'm was born I was born and raised in the hood too. I was not. I was raised out of the middle. She kicked in the hood. I want to see that. I was away. She kicked in the hood by Eminem. I mean, yeah. I mean, I'm a group of the hood and you know,
05:53:23
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And then like during my teenager years, I got signed up for like rodeo shit. And I'm like, what the hell am I doing? Dude, did I tell you the story about the time my buddies decided to take me to the fucking rodeo? In high school, I used to wear the biggest jinko jeans on the planet. Oh gosh. There were 36 inch bells. And my buddies. I'm not surprised by that. I used to go ride rodeo. And I showed up with fucking ah were were they like other barrel of the clown clowns hanging out over there dude dude i had no i think they got me they signed me up to ride this fucking bull and of course the announce was like look at this i guess you'd call him a cowboy he's gonna ride a cow exact birds look at what he's oh he's on the ground never mind that's that was the gist of me riding a bull i barely made it out of the shoe dude
05:54:22
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And the foot and the yet the funny thing about it was, like i and like i didn't know I didn't wear cowboy boots until after high school. But I got signed up when I got signed up to do the rodeo. When they signed me up to do cowboy rodeo shit, I'm like, what the hell? They signed me up. but ah It's like everybody else is wearing cowboy boots. I'm the only guy wearing a construction worker boots. Yeah.
05:54:50
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Well, unfortunately, gentlemen, we do have to end this because we only have a few seconds. Is it that time? Because we got a minute 24 on the outro or else we have to cut this fucker up, put it up on Zencaster. So thanks for watching. Thanks for having me listening. We are going to be out of here. I'm going to go fucking eat and go to bed. Remember, bigger butts, bigger cracks.
05:55:14
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Yeah. And, and chicken your bo scratch um coming to your CD rack by M&M's the bigger the clack. Damn, I gotta get that. Yup. Get your hat shaped. I gotta get it shaped again, man. This is outlaw style. Get that outro, buddy. All right. We're out of here. Bye everybody.
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