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Arc 2 - Episode 2 - The Door
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The Door...
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Dakota as the PM, DM, GM
Evelyn as Hikaru Hatsumi the Pikachu
Eli as Bruce Flameback the Cyndaquil
Shawn as Sammy Pepperoni the Munchlax
Jake as Walter the Riolu
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Transcript
Introductions and Soundboard Mishap
00:00:00
Speaker
I clicked it by accident. I was just looking at the soundboard and my finger just was like, oh dang, it's clicking. It slipped, it slipped, oh no.
00:00:22
Speaker
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Path through Time. I am Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM, and sitting to my left is somebody who is more of a dog person than a cat person. It's me, Evelyn. And I've got someone with me who measures light bulbs in horsepower hours per Martian day. Oh, God. That's me, Eli. And I've got someone sitting across from me who doesn't have an introduction line.
00:00:54
Speaker
Hey, how's it going? It's me, Sean. I'm sitting nowhere near anyone. Someone's on the other side of this call who's got to say something. This man, Jake. Ready for Oogie Boogie? I'm sorry, it's just leaking out of you. I got distracted. I barely even heard what that one said. It threw me off like, no one's here. No one's sitting by me.
00:01:25
Speaker
Okay, so less time we're actually gonna remember to do to recap I want everyone to roll me a d4 I didn't have my dice open I just was listening to whatever conversation y'all were having I have not rolled the place line I forget how to tell what is what I have not rolled the dice in like a month
00:01:56
Speaker
I Also got a one I got a three Okay, so we got a one one of three and everyone three Okay.
Dice Roll Recap Challenge
00:02:04
Speaker
Well, I also got a three so between you and between Sean and Evelyn you guys got to do the recap himself
00:02:13
Speaker
You each get to say one word at a time and the next person No between one of you guys you guys can choose to do the recap
00:02:33
Speaker
Wait, hold on. We gotta define what is winning. Is winning getting out of doing the recap or winning doing it? We don't need to define this. Winning is getting out. It doesn't matter. I also got a two. Oh my god. Roll again. Roll again. Go again. We're pulling a roll. Four. Four. Oh my god. No. Roll a d20. No. Okay, guys. Yeah, roll a d20. I'm rolling the big guy. I'm walking away. I got a nat 20. Oh my god.
00:03:02
Speaker
Okay, Evelyn I swear We're gonna do this one more time I start then you say something then I'll go and then you go We After Morning
00:03:32
Speaker
They went we after We after morning what textures you would you say again? All right, whatever we got up. We did a thing We all decided to go train station. That was the episode Oh, yeah, we did that we did we didn't get 99 Boca McRiddles. It's you It's you Sean
00:03:57
Speaker
why i gave the recap we just kind of went to the train station um i talked to a smear goal that's really it okay okay but that was like a month ago and i was very sick i don't remember what happened in the episode
00:04:16
Speaker
I'm taking over this breakup because I was actually editing it earlier.
Previous Adventure Recap
00:04:20
Speaker
So you guys woke up from, you guys woke up in Miss Flameback's house and you guys went down to her basement, which is what I'm calling it. It's her evil lair. And you guys. Evil? Evil. Question mark. She was the big bad evil guy. I mean, rich parent who saw this coming.
00:04:46
Speaker
so yes you guys went down to our evil lair of basements um and you guys discussed your plans for the day you guys decided you guys were going to the subway station to check out the place that you guys had uw orb stolen
00:05:02
Speaker
As you guys were heading out, you noticed that Alfred was packing away a billion Boca McRiddles. It was an entire pallet full. And Walter with his cute, adorable puppy eyes convinced Alfred to let them take as many Boca Burgers as they wanted, even though Alfred already said they could have as many as they wanted. So everyone now has 99 Boca McRiddles in their bags. What's that for food for so long?
00:05:32
Speaker
They each each each piece and each piece will heal your belly you'll eat this by breakfast Walter to go get that for you. I feel like that. They're not gonna taste the same afterwards It's something I remembered that I have and I could totally do it anytime
Pokémon Track Theories
00:06:03
Speaker
So if you guys had to tell the train station I Feel like there was something in the interim, but I didn't know maybe maybe I don't know So you guys want to train my mom about full tackle. Oh, yeah. Yes castle
00:06:22
Speaker
Your mom went ultra French mode. What do we mean? I don't remember who it was. It was Samian. Yeah, I. I was going to say. Or was it E3? I don't even remember. Yeah, it was all three of us went to do stuff at sand castles. OK, everyone except for Evelyn went out and built sand castles while they waited for Evelyn to talk to her mom, who returned into ultra mega French mode.
00:06:51
Speaker
and I don't even remember what oh no the conversation was you were asking her about electric type moves and she guided you towards some professor I don't remember the name of in the Volkenburg College of Volkenburg and with that you guys set out towards the train station uh upon which you gained access to the the the platform
00:07:16
Speaker
and you did some investigating and found out based on some clues there were some pink paw prints heading towards one end of the train tunnel and on the other on the other side what am i saying the other clue you guys found was that it was supposedly a dog like pokemon
00:07:38
Speaker
And you guys just decided to hop down on the tracks and go on like the service path and just go down the tracks and that's where we left off. I have a theory of what it is. I have a theory. I'm gonna try to see if I get it. I will neither confirm nor deny whatever you say, but go ahead. I'm gonna guess either a Granbull or a Snubbull. Granbull runs on two feet, Snubbull also runs on two feet. Let's confirm to whatever it was ran on four.
00:08:10
Speaker
i believe we had this conversation whatever okay i literally said i was not going to confirm we're denying this but i am denying this uh it was i believe we had the discussion that the paw prints were confirmed to be a four-legged pokemon so like a darmanitan but it's okay doggy that's a monkey it's no no i said darmanitan i don't think darmanitan runs on
00:08:36
Speaker
More feet?
00:08:37
Speaker
It runs on four limbs. They're not all feet but it's four limbs. I know my next guess. I know my guess then. It's a bigger off. It's a bigger off anyway. I'm pretty sure you guys said that exact thing and we already ruled that out. Okay, well to get us moving out of the intro because we could go in for like 10 minutes at this point. I think that's it unless anyone else has something to add.
00:09:07
Speaker
You forgot but Walter's the hundred IQ play. Yeah, sure So All right, guys, let's punch on Walter's dad
00:09:25
Speaker
Somebody used Revival Blessing on Walter's dad. Yeah. And that's how he came back and stole from
Revival Blessing Move Discussion
00:09:32
Speaker
us. Revival Blessing is a move that both Pommat and Rabsco can learn that is one PP that can literally revive a teammate. They shut down Revive Seed down his throat. Unfortunately, there is a distinction between fainted and dead. So... It says revive.
00:09:54
Speaker
Yes, revive from fainted. The Pokemon in your party that are fainted are not dead. Palma is not a necromancer. I've been dead before. This one is. Yeah, you want to run that by me again, Sean? I mean, Sammy's been dead before.
Subway Tunnel Exploration
00:10:15
Speaker
not canonically spoilage episode we release if you guys want to listen to that that was a crazy they should have really seen it they would have seen it by now let's g-max wind rage honor and that's that's the next move I got yeah sure let's do whatever I'm charging okay sure we're going to is that on in
00:10:50
Speaker
As you guys head down the tunnel, the pink paw prints that were painted on the floor from whatever dog like Pokemon ran down here fade away down the tunnel. You guys see nothing but pitch blackness and very dim lights on the wall. How many toes do the paw prints have?
00:11:09
Speaker
up for a little center beam. One thing that we did confirm Bruce has his back flames lit up so that they have light behind. I believe Walter used his aura sensibility to be able to track whoever it was even after the paw prints
00:11:30
Speaker
lost or sent and sent um yeah we can't forget that uh she car has a very slight glow from her cheeks that makes me forget about that yes yes that was okay so weirdly that was the first thing that came to mind because i was like we don't have any fire types in the party but hey car can light up her cheeks and i was like oh wait bruce is a fire type oh wait hey car okay i charge my phone
00:11:52
Speaker
I can charge your phone, let me use sunshock on. Yeah, I was like, you're charged with a movie, I gotta charge my phone. Walter's got a phone somehow, he traveled to the future by the way. Anyway. Sorry, did any of you guys just hear that? Alright, airplane just flew really low over my apartment. No. Nope. Okay, call the ear of the dog outside of my parents' house parking. The helicopter was landing here.
Walter's Door Negotiation Attempts
00:12:15
Speaker
Okay. You're hearing things. Stop going crazy.
00:12:18
Speaker
So as you guys had deeper down into this tunnel Following welter's nose as you guys go deeper. So everyone's got a way of seeing but me I just realized And deeper and eventually you guys come to What seems to be a recess in the fall on? The other side of the track they but say we see a white light approaching The train is late
00:12:48
Speaker
That's a good thing. We don't want the train to be on time. Yeah, do I know okay? Yeah, take take real quick before you get any further. I don't know what clacking you're doing, but please stop That's what makes it so hard. I was moving my nice. I was moving my dice everywhere I almost thought he said
00:13:08
Speaker
I'm having PTSD from that sound. I'm getting PTSD from that sound. I just felt like two hours removing it earlier. But anyway, go on. Me every time Dakota's just click, click, click, click, clicking. Do I still know where it's coming from?
00:13:26
Speaker
What, sense? At this point, you guys have been walking for about 15 minutes. I'm going to say whatever sense you had has worn off, the effect does not last forever. So you, as far as you know, the last you had sensed, it was somewhere down this tunnel. And as since then, the effect has worn off, and you will need long rest to be able to use all that sense again. Can we look for clues? There's a recess on the other side of the wall, which I...
00:13:56
Speaker
Can we roll investigate to see if we can find something? Sure, cool.
00:14:06
Speaker
Seventeen. Nope. Three. Fifteen. Seventeen. Alright, I think out of those two, I'm going to take the fifteen. Who has fifteen? In the recess, in the recess on the other side of the wall, you see what seems to be like a very classic, like, prison, eyelash. That was a terrible way of describing it. It is a, like, the slighty door that you can see through the metal door. It's a, oh yeah, and it's a metal door. Like a, um...
00:14:34
Speaker
like an old speakeasy door hey it's like a little speakeasy kind of door come in here don't tell don't tell anyone that we got the alcohols it's a speakeasy yeah that's that's what it is so what are you guys doing with this door are you guys walking past it are you guys going to interact with it are you guys going to detonate it let's just walk past it it's not i can't steer stuff so let's just keep going
00:15:03
Speaker
Well, all four of you guys just talked at the same time, so let's try this again. What are you guys doing? Do we have to walk across the tunnel to get to it? Uh, yes. It is on the other side of the rails. I'm not crossing these tracks.
00:15:16
Speaker
Okay. I'll do it. Alright, well I guess we're splitting the party. Yeah, I don't feel comfortable doing that. I'll cross it. Like, with all of us doing that. Okay, um, what about you, Eli? I mean, I'm willing to because I'm fast, but... I thought you... For a second, I thought you said because I'm fat. Can you not, for one minute, please, I want to progress. I want to make progress.
00:15:40
Speaker
Walter volunteered to go over the tracks. Walter, you don't care about it. I don't want you to get run over by the train. He checks both ways before going down. Is our train coming? Okay, but you gotta look left and right, then left again. That's usually how it goes.
00:15:54
Speaker
Alright, who's crossing the tracks? Me, Walter. Alright, Jake, and what about Bruce? I guess Bruce is gonna let Walter go. Bruce is like, I feel called out. For now, it's just Walter, just so we can see what happens. Wow, sacrifice. This sucks, I don't have counter now, so I can't counter when it was about to happen to me.
00:16:18
Speaker
Okay, so I need you to roll dexterity on them. Which is... dexterity? Yes, dexterity. What's that? Dexterity. Dexterity is cool. Cool, alright. Well, let me see. That is a 15. Alright, you crest the trucks with no ships. You do not in fact touch the third rail. Ooh, I forgot about that.
00:16:45
Speaker
And Wolter did not in fact die. What? What? What? Do you need me to explain the third rail? Yeah. It's basically electricity rail. Yeah. If you step on it, you get zapped. Okay. Cool. Yeah. Uh, yeah. And it's basically in the- I've never been on a subway, so I don't know this.
00:17:05
Speaker
yeah i i think it was mostly a thing for older trains i don't think it's a thing anymore but uh yeah it was literally some subways still used on modern subways after that is terrifying so i'm actually really confused are we in a subway or a train station like yeah it's a subway we were at a train
00:17:25
Speaker
We were on a train. We were on a train station. A subway train is underground. A subway train is underground. It's, it's, yeah. But this train goes under water. It's a train in times of subway. I don't know, let's imagine it like the uh... Alright, so it's a train way. It's the London Underground. Yeah, um, Walter would like to inspect the door. Alright, uh, I will, uh, sure, we'll investigate once more.
00:17:54
Speaker
That's smart, isn't it? Smart. Minus one, 16. Okay, with a 16, you see absolutely nothing other than what I just said. Maybe you can see there's a door handle, but that is it with a keyhole. Hey Walter, you see anything over there? Well, I already described it to you guys. There wasn't much more I could get. Can I use the smart to picklock it? Picklock it?
00:18:21
Speaker
Can I use my metal claws to picklock it? Okay, sorry, I just had a really bad thought of using a boca burger to pick the lock. Just shove it in there! I either go to pick this lock or I'm gonna ruin this lock with boca burgers. Okay, so you're gonna try and use metal claw to pick the lock. Is that what you're doing? Yes. Okay, so I want you to
00:18:46
Speaker
You don't have to roll accuracy or anything, you can just straight up use that. Um, roll me. You're gonna be smart again? I took a good one for this one. Slide of hand. Roll me slide of hand. With disadvantage. Disadvantage? That's cool. Well, Welters never picklocked anything before as far as I know. That doesn't sound right, I guess. Disadvantage, okay. No, lock picked, not picklocked. Yes. Lowest digit 10.
00:19:16
Speaker
Okay with a 10 you jiggle around but nothing seems to happen you can feel some things moving around in the keyhole But nothing else once again a little frustrated. He's gonna just attack the door Okay, and if you ever just try the door did you check to see? One thing at a time you attack the door what are you attacking with? This door is gonna be the whole session guys
00:19:44
Speaker
Metal Claw, I already got it out. Okay, uh, short rolling attack for Metal Claw. Skip, skip, skip accuracy. Oh, that fell out. Oh, that fell out. Do I just do damage then? Yeah, just damage. I feel like you can hit a door that's five inches in front of you. That is a 11 damage.
00:20:03
Speaker
Okay, with 11 damage, you make quite a bit of noise. And with that, the eyeslot opens up and he says, what do you think you're doing? Oh my gosh, it is a speakeasy. The door's broken. I tried to pull, I tried to open it and then go. The eyeslot closes. I'll give you a break. So, Walter, what did you see over there? Bokeh burgers, if you open the door. The eyeslot opens up. Wait, really?
00:20:31
Speaker
And the eyeslot closes again. All right, all right. 40 Boca Burgers. All right, you pull. You twisted my arm. I'll give you 40. This is the new Walter, everyone. He's not against bribery. He's not, though. He does not mess around. The door slot opens up, and he says, hmm, if only I had 396 Boca Burgers. Then maybe I'd give you passage. Wait, hang on. Is it helpful for there, Walter?
00:21:01
Speaker
So you've got accomplices do you we have Do we hear what's being said by the way? No, he the dude is like saying I don't know. It's more of like a hushed voice straight to Walter I don't think you guys come here. Okay But you would have been able to see or and hear the trunk of the eyes how many how many Boca burgers did you say Dakota?
00:21:25
Speaker
Uh, 396. We don't even have that. Very specific. No wait. What if all of us gave you 50 each of us? All of us gave you 50 each. Uh, let me think about that. Mmm, 200 is less than 396. So I'm going to say new. The six of us fit. Oh wait, no, nevermind. What? I was counting all of us, expressing you and the bot.
00:22:06
Speaker
out of character he wants all four of us to give the bokeh burgers to him that's what he wants what pokemon is this you can't tell
00:22:21
Speaker
Here's the thing, I don't want to force people to give it up. Oh, I'm not giving them up. I know. That's my afternoon snack. It's up to you to discuss it with the others. You're just standing on the other side of the tracks, just staring at the door and doing nothing. Yeah. My guy says... Hold on. My guy just says, um, got to open the door first, then we'll give it to you.
00:22:42
Speaker
Oh, you're saying this to them? Yeah. Well, until I have proof that you have exactly 396 Boca Burgers, I cannot open this door. It just shows in his 90... Show them to me through the... Show them to me through this whole door. Oh my god. Show them to me through this door hole.
00:23:04
Speaker
He shows him, he shows his 99, which he tries to make it look like there's more in the bag. Just far away. Bro, how are you holding 99 burgers? I thought we had a bag. Yeah, you guys have a bag just filled with meat. Yeah, each of us have like 99.
00:23:21
Speaker
fake meat yes it's fake meat so yeah that's what doorman says doorman he shows says trying to make it look like i have more than i do oh you're showing him the uh stuff he says bring it closer it's not bright enough for me to see i ain't that dumb well do you have 396 or not yes all right let me see him hold him up hold him up to the slot then if you if we can't trust each other how we can we do we do business
00:23:50
Speaker
My whole thing is not trusting people. Why do you think I'm behind a locked door? I'm a kid. What can I do?
00:23:57
Speaker
You're not a kid. I can see you're exactly 18 years old. Try that again. I'm a free teen. Wait, no. I'm a pre-adult. What can I do? What the hell? I said wrong. I said wrong. I'm a pre-teen. I manually am 10. I'm a pre-adult. I just fumbled my words. Oh, don't worry about me. I'm only 10.
00:24:27
Speaker
Walter got the pen and stopped. He just stopped, man. He just time-stopped for it. Okay, so what are you doing? He says, what can I do? I'm just that one guy, and I'm sure you got plenty of other people in there. What can I do to you? Well, you could give me 396 Book of McRiddles. We have them. I'll set them right here for you and come get them. All right, set them down. I'll put my hands up and everything. Sets them down. All right, now walk over to the other side of the track.
00:24:56
Speaker
not doing that because you're just gonna close the door on me all right well i guess i can't accept these then all right fine i'll just get the police oh crap oh no not the police
00:25:14
Speaker
I guess I can call my mom. She is the commissioner. I'm sorry. No, she's not. She's a guitar person. I know. I am bluffing. I have noted what you guys just said. I'm laughing over my own incompetence to hold myself back. My dude's bluffing so hard. I can't even with this conversation. You're going to have to avoid deception on that one, I think. My mom's the commissioner. No.
00:25:45
Speaker
I gotta say, Walter has some great bartering skills. Would that be tough? Okay. For how tough he's trying to look? Yeah, tough is literally only strength and constitution. You'll put the bag down, get on the other side of the tracks, and then I'll check it. I mean... He's gonna individually count 99 burgers in that bag. Absolute! Oh wait, I can't hear you. I'm not talking to you!
00:26:14
Speaker
My guy's gonna like, I guess I'll just call my mom. She is one of the captains of the police force. Oh no, I can't tell you're bluffing. I'm gonna roll Insight on you. I'm gonna roll Deception. I need you to roll Deception, please. What's that under? It's cute. Yeah, it's cute. It is. On Nat 20.
00:26:43
Speaker
Okay. Dirty 20. He got a five. He's like, Oh no, your mom is definitely the police. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll make it 595. Boker burgers. Just don't get the police involved. How about I just give you my, how about I just give you 99 and I won't calm down here and tell them what's going on here.
00:27:10
Speaker
wait hold on wait so you give me 99 and you don't calm down so i said i'll give you 99 i won't call down the police down here oh i'm not coming down uh how about no all right it pretends just walk off like it was your choice i guess i'll just get them making sure it's just a lot of nothing can hear me are you walking across the tracks again
00:27:38
Speaker
Now you just pretend these are going to walk out of view from the guy, like to the side. Okay. Where'd you go? I can't see him anymore. Do you still have your bag with you? Yeah. Okay. No, wait, wait, wait. Let's say he leaves it there, like just far enough he has to open the door to get it. Okay. Oh no.
00:27:59
Speaker
Alright, uh, so you said it down, and he's like, alright, uh, I'm gonna wait till I see you across the tracks, because, obviously, the door points towards the outside of the tracks, so, uh, I can tell you're not over there, get over there. He's not gonna respond, he's just gonna be quiet. Make him look like he's- Alright, I guess I'll just go back to doing my job! I've already been here for 14 hours today, so- This guy's too stupid to trick him. Do you want some help over there, Walter?
00:28:28
Speaker
Walter, what's going on? I didn't even know we were there forever. Bruce, get over here. You can burn down my house. You can burn down this door. It's a metal door. You can burn metal. You can burn down my dreams. You can burn this down. Wow.
00:28:52
Speaker
My heart hurts for this man though. You were holding that against me still. You don't have an accident anyways. You know, Walter, I was gonna check in on you and see how you were doing, but man, you seem like you are. I still kinda better about it. You weren't better about it before. Walter's gonna stand his side and try to get a different voice and a rougher voice. And he's gonna nap on doors like, what's the other word for FBI in this Pokémon world?
00:29:22
Speaker
Uh, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, so it would be the, uh, the Gail Beach investigation team, the Gabit. Oh my gosh, why? Gabit, open up! Oh gosh. No. We got a warrant. Uh, let me see it. Uh, open the door. Oh god, does he have anything? I mean, I mean, uh, I'll open the ice- The only store?
00:29:51
Speaker
Let me see, open the door. Can I open the door? No, he opens. You hear a kachunk as the eye slot opens up. All right, where's Rort? I have one of my music sheets up. I don't know if you know this, but the warrant must have my actual name on it, so let me see that warrant. Can I try to make it look like it was just bad handwriting, but it looks like a real warrant? No, I mean, f**k.
00:30:15
Speaker
I'm sorry if this is not going great for you guys. I'm just trying to BS my way to this door. I can tell. I'm just loving the picture of that happening and the three of us standing on the other side of the tracks just waiting, confused, what's going on. Okay, so what are you actually showing him? Because as far as I know, you don't actually have a paper to show him. Oh, I thought it was gonna be like a sheet of music I have.
00:30:39
Speaker
I'm sure he's got sheet music in his bag. Yeah, sure, sure. Uh, hold up the sheet of music. And just say it's cursive. So, and see if he understands cursive.
00:30:55
Speaker
Roll the deception with double disadvantage. Who is gonna look at a sheet of music and say, oh yeah, that's curse of handwriting. Roll for three times? No. Yeah, roll three times, take a look. Yes. Okay, I rolled a triple disadvantage, you can do double. What's an under? Deception is cute, I think. It's cute. What was I got was 11.
00:31:23
Speaker
Wait, no crap? That's not bad. This is a make it up because in stream I was rolling so bad before this and during the stream. He says, that looks pretty legit actually. One more thing. Can you say my name out loud, please?
00:31:44
Speaker
Wait, hang on, out of character, he's already seen what Walter looks like through the door. I'm to the side, I'm just holding the, I'm just holding the paper up. It's just an arm around the door. He probably just takes it to Lucario right now.
00:32:01
Speaker
The question there is you wouldn't need a warrant with the name. You just need the place. Yeah. Because you're in the place. Not the name. And this ain't his house. This ain't his house. This is the Gabit, not the FBI. So I'm sorry, sir. We don't have to say your name for the warrant. Well, in that case, I'm not opening this door. And the ice lock closed the stock. Chunk. Get the battering ram.
00:32:37
Speaker
Yeah, get over here everyone's tackle Bruce has fairy swipes so I won't get over here we just bust this door down I'm going to roll a d100 for this thing's health if you guys want to attempt to If you guys want to attempt to actually go into combat already got working damage on another
00:33:04
Speaker
So fire is super effective on it. Yeah. I'm going to say it is steel type, but I did roll health for it. So I felt pretty safe. We have a, we have a new Alcast region exclusive Pokemon, the door, the door. Hold on. We don't really, like, it's called iron door. It's a paradox. Iron door. We're just going to go up and just be like, you know what? Shoves like three Boca burgers into the lock. Have fun with that.
00:33:30
Speaker
Alright, I still need 392 more. It's in the lock, so now the locking mechanism is all messed up. 393, actually. Oh crap, I can't actually get this thing out. Oh great, I can't unlock this. Oh no, no, I need to bed type cleaning it. Why did you do this? So, what you're telling me is he can't get out and we can't get in. Yes. Also, just a side note, I'm very surprised this tiny lock could hold three whole Boker Burgers. Also, can I say, this is eyes appear right now.
00:33:59
Speaker
Like, can I see his eyes? No, it's very dark on the other side. How do you get... I just want to say I reach it and just poke his eyes, but...
00:34:11
Speaker
Can you even reach that high? We'll try it. Do I have a roll of luck or something? No, you can just do it. No, you can just do it. I'm gonna meta claw up there. I'm just gonna meta claw it. What the? Ow! Ow! What the? Hey, you prick! Come out here and do something about it. No! You won't? No. Scared? Wimp?
00:34:35
Speaker
Can't do nothing. Failure. Shut up. Why do you have to be like
Maintenance Worker Encounter
00:34:40
Speaker
this? I'm feeling bad for this guy. Sammy, I just feel bad. You're just calling this man a failure? That's so mean. Walt has become the bully. Why are you going to explain to me all I want is a list of burgers. I'll give you them if you just open the door. I know a great therapist. Yeah. No, only if you put them by the door. Get on the other side of the tracks. What do you guys think he's saying to them over there?
00:35:05
Speaker
I have no idea. I've got the strangest feeling. They're talking about burgers for some reason. Did you say burger in here? This is what test you feel. I'm so hungry for a burger. Oh my gosh. Hold on one second. I need Sammy to rule constitution. Oh no. I got one more shot to do this and if it doesn't work I'm out of ideas.
00:35:32
Speaker
Constitution is a tough one. Yeah, I was trying to find my modifier. Hang on. I got one more idea, then I'm just leaving it up to you guys to figure it out, because I've emotionally scarred this man. I got an 18. No, I got a 16. Sorry, 16. Okay, okay. You do not, in fact, eat one burger. Dang. Okay. My guy just tried to bluff. This is all a test, man. You're doing great. Besides, you could work on the emotional part, but I'm just here for a job to test to make sure that maintenance is all good.
00:36:01
Speaker
Uh, okay, I need to see your, uh, I need to see your identification for that. Why would I have my identification with me if I'm trying to blend in? As a normal person? Hmm. Fair point, but our maintenance guy always has his identification with him. Listen, I'm not maintenance, I'm just here to make sure you can do your job right. I'm a surprise inspection. Alright, I need you to rule deception again, because this is a separate lie. Episode title is going to be the door.
00:36:28
Speaker
No, that's absolutely what I'm naming. 12. Okay, with the 12, he's like, hmm, yes, we actually did have an inspection scheduled for today. Oh my gosh. How have you not failed a deception rule? This is ridiculous. This is the new Walter. He lies and bribes.
00:36:50
Speaker
He lies, bribes, lies some more. He's become a criminal under my- He lies some more. You burnt his house down, now he's become a criminal mastermind. Attempts to stab somebody in the eye with his metal claw. Door guy goes, hmm, yes. Well, Jeffrey always has his, uh, his identification with him. I must see your identification. I just told you why I don't have it.
00:37:15
Speaker
I told you, it's a surprise inspection. I have a slight suspicion you might be the exact same guy who had that warrant a few minutes ago. Exactly, I'm trying to make sure if you fold and just give to the police, but you held on to the people down. Ah, so you admit you are the same guy as before. I don't believe you. I just said it was a test. I want you guys to roll, I want someone on the other side of the tracks to roll perception, which is beauty. It's just beauty. He's getting it. Yeah, I dropped my die. You and us are all of us.
00:37:48
Speaker
I did. I got a 17. So my dime rolled off the table, but it was a nat 20. You about to bribe his name with actual money. I got a 15. Mine was a nat 20, but it rolled off the table, so I don't know if you want to get the...
00:38:05
Speaker
It's fine, Evelyn got a full success anyway. So those on the other track, you guys look over and you see another Riolu walking down the tracks on the service tunnel. And he's wearing a hat that says Mina's. I'm dead. I hate you so much right now. What is going on? Who is this guy? Can I see this? Can I see this? No, I think only he can see it. Sure, at this point you turn around because he announces and he's like, hey guys, may I help you guys?
00:38:33
Speaker
He as he's talking to you guys he steps across the tracks on to near where Walter it's you're just a cartoon back up with any chance to talk to him yet Well to be perfectly Frank, I don't care so she walks up to the door Do like the little cartoon like beat up and take his uniform Do you want to try and attack him?
00:39:01
Speaker
Can I try to swipe his security card? Sure, roll sleight of hand. Which is cool, I think. Yeah, it's cool. Did you guys see that other Walther who just walked by us? I just barely made it. I rolled a nine, but I got a plus one. Okay, so you managed to take it, but he notices. He's like, hey, give him that back.
00:39:30
Speaker
Oh, I have a dark thing I think you do. I was about to say I just push him in the middle track, but... Oh, God. I think at this point, Bruce is going to try to go across the tracks. Yeah, I think so too. Roll back 30. I want to join him. I don't know what I did. This is supposed to be so simple. Why'd this go so bad? I didn't even want to go to this door. I wanted to keep going. What should be happening? Nothing. Oh, it's going to be something now. We're making it something.
00:40:01
Speaker
So, everyone who's crossing the tracks will dexterity. I gotta find a V20 to touch on. Can I just whisper to the other right over? I'll give you 2,000 if you just walk away now.
00:40:15
Speaker
I think he looks at you and he's like, he is angry because he stole his thing so I do want you to roll. Well, are you actually intending to do this or not? So I'll be like, give me 2000 Pokey. I'll give you 2000 Pokey dollars if you walk away and just say, Hey, you forgot your pass. You forgot your security card.
00:40:34
Speaker
What is this? Well, are you actually lying or are you telling the truth? I will give him the money, yes. Okay, in that case, I want you to roll, not deception, but... Hey, um, what's the moment? That's a cool stat. Persuasion, which is cute. Actually, it wouldn't have mattered, they're both cute. Uh, so if anyone cares,
Third Rail Shock Incident
00:40:54
Speaker
I rolled a five to get across the tracks.
00:40:57
Speaker
Okay, we will come back to that. 15. Okay, so, uh, right. So, real quick, let's cut over to the people crossing the tracks. Sean got a 5. Eli, you got a what? 14. 14. Is Evelyn crossing the tracks? Alright, it's the card. Yes, I got a 10. Okay, a 10 is enough to succeed. So, Sami trips and falls face first onto the third rail, and then you take 2d10 electric damage.
00:41:33
Speaker
Check out full success on my negotiation thing.
00:41:39
Speaker
Okay, we'll get back to that just a second Well, hey at least we're across the tracks now so if we get this door open we can just all rush in I'm rushing this dude Sammy is in the middle of the tracks right now So we think we can rush and watch it be like a guard Trump in the back behind this Okay, so to be tense on what did you get? I'm looking for to detail
00:42:08
Speaker
You could just roll one 10, then another 10. Twice. These are the ones with... I found the ones with the two numbers on them. They look like 10, 20 drivers. A D10 is like two stars ass to ass. What? What? That's what a D10 looks like. It's like a five-pointed star. You could just look up a D10 roller. And where do these... whatever. I think these are like D100s or whatever. Whatever.
00:42:38
Speaker
so 10 and 70 of these are technically what i rolled okay so 10 and 70 17 yeah i rolled 2 alright so that's 17 nah Sean took 71 damage i took too much damage you took 17 that's 10 plus 7 okay let's do that ouch
00:43:02
Speaker
It's like half his health, right? Uh, you said 17? That is all in my health. Yes. No, no, actually it's half my health. Oh, no. No, it was half. I looked at the wrong number. My bad. Let's say no way you have less than Walter. Before bonuses, it's 13, but after everything, it's 35.
00:43:19
Speaker
Okay, gotcha. So yeah, you fall down onto the tracks, and you're like classic cartoon, you're all chartered up, and you just, you know, skulls and skeletons showing through your skin for a split second, but as you fall across the tracks, you land on these not certain rails, so you're fine to keep going. Grace is gonna look back at Sammy, are you okay? Ow!
00:43:47
Speaker
I think I stepped on the wrong thing. I got a nice shock through me. It's like that one time I gave Hikaru a really bad hug, except worse. Except worse. Oh no. Okay, so at this point... Sammy, have 20 of my bokoburries. Oh no. You just need 17 bokoburries, not 20.
00:44:15
Speaker
No, you're right. I just don't, I don't know how much damage he took. Yeah. Okay, is, uh, you guys are both safely on the other side of the tracks. Is Sammy actually eating any of the Boca Burgers? Not on the tracks. Well, no, you guys are off the tracks now. You guys are on the other side with Walter. Um, am I eating the tracks? I have an Oran berry.
00:44:37
Speaker
She just gave you the, and you're just gonna use something else. Yeah, okay, so yeah, her just offered you 20 burgers. We think this is a crack, but you only can eat one thing before you turn in combat, so then you're that great. Well, you guys are not in combat. That's what I mean by saying that. Well, here's the thing. I can eat the ore. I will eat her 20 burgers and then recycle them and give them back.
00:45:06
Speaker
Okay, so, first of all... Recycle them? I have to move Recycle! Okay, I actually have a plan for this, and it's not gonna go the way you think. So, first of all, the reason I worded these Boca Burgers is the way I did, is because you eat one Boca Burger, and suddenly you feel very full.
00:45:27
Speaker
um i for every extra burger you eat i need you to roll constitution if you fail you throw up so i have to roll 19 constitutions well we're gonna do this one at a time so
Zangoose Confrontation
00:45:41
Speaker
just eat the oran berry i'm gonna so you well you already
00:45:48
Speaker
Well, okay, well, do what you want. I thought you committed sort of burn, I don't think you have. I haven't yet. Okay. Yeah, hang on. What did you word the effect of the Boca Burgers as? Answer Eli and then I'll do my thing. What was your wording for the effect of the Boca Burgers? Okay, so the Boca Burgers kill 1 HP and they bring their belly to full.
00:46:15
Speaker
okay and for every extra burger i eat past full belly you have to roll constitution uh dc 10 wow these are a lot he's got these are way more nerf than i thought they were all right all right well yeah i'm not gonna give you guys intimate healing there's a reason i worded it the way it did
00:46:36
Speaker
Well, it's just paper dog eyes. Paper? Whoa. Paper dog eyes. Paper dog. Paper. So, paper. Okay, so what is Sammy doing? Are you eating arm berry or are you eating burgers? That's real sweet, Hikaru, but I think I'll just have the arm berry that I got in my bag. It's been there for a bit and I don't want it to go bad. Honestly, the bulk of McGriddles, I think we should save that for dinner time. Okay, so D8.
00:47:03
Speaker
Yeah. I'm just saying, watch this door be something he, um... Okay, Sammy. Watch something, this be something Dakota planned, like, for it, arc two, to come back to. No, but... They're, like, really high level. Watch it be Walter's dad behind this. That'd be funny. It's a completely different choice, for sure. I got three.
00:47:26
Speaker
Good job Yeah, well, yeah Vince was Scottish, but sure now he's a boss behind the door. He runs this You ever hear another Scottish person, you'll know it's a fence every time so I am I'm up to 21 age over here French girl. It's Miss flame back question. No, that's Honor it's mom hot to me. No, why do I keep saying honor? Okay, let's get back here
00:47:56
Speaker
Yes. Where am I putting my HP changes? Is that changes in battle or current stats? Uh, just changes in battle. Let me tell you. What are you looking for health?
00:48:15
Speaker
yeah where do i put my change in HP yeah yeah change is in battle that's like minus 10 minus 12 whatever okay so 17 so you took 17 damage and i healed for so minus 17 14 14 yes sorry so as you say minus 14 cool that didn't change okay so to get us back on track uh you just rolled persuasion on
00:48:42
Speaker
and you got a 15. So, so, uh, Jeffrey looks at you and he's like, hmm, show me that money. Maybe I'll just do that. Slides up. All right. You give him TK and he hands you the badge and he's like, all right, have a fair day. And he walks off. It's better before. Okay. So what are you doing? And then he just goes at the door. Fine. If you really go, but we have a badge, shows the badge.
00:49:11
Speaker
Okay, it's like, oh, Jeffrey, it's you! Why didn't you say so before? And the door swings open. They told me to do this whole act. I'm supposed to bring in some new recruits here to show them that you never give in to people who try to fake it. As the door swings open, what you see before you is a Zangoose. Named as... Well, you don't know his name yet. It's a Zangoose. I gotta look up a Zangoose. I forget what they're called, what they look like. Well, if they're called Zangoose, I'll tell you about it. And they're also the cat...
00:49:42
Speaker
Alright, now I'm thinking about rushing the dude. As he opens the door, you see a Zango standing there, and he's like, come on, and so he's inviting Walter. Can I bring the new recruits in?
00:50:01
Speaker
Hm, I'll have to check with the mistress if you're allowed in. So you guys stay there for a second. He holds his hand out. Pulling the rest of you back. As soon as he turns back, I'm getting metal clawing him. Oh, boy. OK. So he lets you in and closes the door. Oh, my gosh. And one turn's the only one I turn. As soon as he opens the door. Do you guys want to do that? No. I was waiting for him to turn his back on me, then do it. Yeah.
00:50:31
Speaker
I don't know this person. I didn't have any interactions with him. I'm going to respect what he wanted us to do.
00:50:39
Speaker
Okay. Okay. Okay. So to see if I can get things right. She car wants to rush in and as soon as the door is open, Walter wants to metal claw the Zango. Would that be a surprise round? Coming? Sure. Yeah. So I'll say you, uh, the metal call happens first. So we'll need to roll accuracy. What are you doing damage? No, no surprise around, uh, after what I said and done.
00:51:06
Speaker
Nat 20 you hit him for critical damage roll damage see so it'd be 2d is it is it one is it 1d8 plus 16 no no it's uh 2 is it pretty sure 8 plus 16 or is it just a die double i can get the exact you roll it's max damage plus an extra damage die oh so 16 plus
00:51:35
Speaker
and eight, so 24. 24 damage? Yeah. I rolled a max damage again. Holy crap. Okay. So you, uh, the door opened your attacks that to that. Oh my God. Oh, I forgot to add him attacks that. Yeah. This guy's dead. Oh my goodness. So 24 plus attack set, attack set. Look at the final part for that. This is at the six of 30 damage.
00:52:07
Speaker
Okay, so 30 damage, is that what it is? Yeah. Okay, so 30 damage does not come out, but it makes him recoil, and I want you to... I have no idea, because I didn't actually build a block for him. So, I want, as this is happening, I want Chikaru to roll me...
00:52:32
Speaker
I want to say stealth? I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think
00:52:58
Speaker
I rolled a four. OK, so you do not manage to get in as as the Zango slams the door shut with one of his legs and combat starts. What's up? I was going to say, as soon as Bruce saw Walter vetting attack, he was also going to prepare to attack as like right after Walter did. You just saw me put my hand behind my back and like why come out?
00:53:26
Speaker
This guy did nothing to us. We have no idea what happened between Walter and the Zangoose. Why are you attacking? I know he's a criminal, because as soon as I said police, he got worried. It's because it's a shady door. As soon as I said police, he got worried and everything. Yeah, buddy. Yeah.
Story Recap and Social Media Plug
00:53:45
Speaker
Yeah, but even if he's a criminal, we could talk to him. My point is, the three of us were on the other side of the tracks and didn't hear any of this conversation.
00:53:53
Speaker
Oh yeah, this is a citizen arrest, so... Okay, so I want Bruce to roll because Walter's already inside. But before the door's closed, I want Bruce to roll speed against Zangoose's speed, which I'm just going to easily make a D. What is Bruce's speed? A D9. Like, regular speed stat is a 9.
00:54:23
Speaker
Okay, I'm gonna have him roll a d10. I wasn't gonna attack him until he said he'd let the radio in. I was about to go along like, yeah, I got some new recruits and everything. Alright, what did Bruce roll? Roll a d9. I got an 8. Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
00:54:53
Speaker
I woke up earlier, quick.
Combat Preparations Against Zangoose
00:55:01
Speaker
Hello everyone, I'm Dakota here to thank you for listening to our episode. Our show comes out every other week, Sunday morning. Go follow us on Instagram at PMDPathortime, at Twitter at PMDPathortime, that's through spelled with a U, and our Discord where you can receive updates on the show.
00:55:17
Speaker
Talk to us and give us ideas, such as the question of the episode submissions. Speaking of which, we actually ran out of questions that you guys submitted. So I'm answering one that I asked apparently to myself like a month ago, and I don't know the context, but it just says why. Why what? I don't know. My answer to that is yes.
00:55:42
Speaker
Moving on, we must thank the music producers that helped us for this episode. The music is, Gloomy Manor from Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, High Right Town from Pokemon XD, Gaitil of Darkness, Battle from Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, Battle Trainer from Pokemon X and Pokemon Y, Crystal Crossing from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Explorers of Sky, and for those who fight vehicle at Texas City.
00:56:06
Speaker
And can't forget Pokemon Center theme Lo-Fi remix, also by Glitch X City. Thank you and back to this chaos. And with this we are going to start the combat between Zangoose and Polter. As soon as the combat starts, I will quickly attack him.
00:56:30
Speaker
Uh, give me one second. So you already went, so she gets to go next? I thought it was a surprise already said, so I could do a surprise already. Yeah, it put you at the beginning of initiative, and you already took your turn, so now she gets to take his turn. Again, it's the funny thing, this is all happening. We don't know what's going on. I'm expecting to open the door and Walter's knocked back out again. Yeah, give me one second. You have little faith in yourself. Now this is the moment I wish I'd counted.
00:57:07
Speaker
The whole last episode where we talked about counting the train? Yeah, we can't even do that. Well, I can survive a train while I can do it. I can survive a train while I can do it. Oh, right.
00:57:21
Speaker
So technically, he has a speed of 15 after all is said and done, but I have him roll a d10, so it doesn't matter at this point. So that's why I'm going to have him roll for initiative. So I'm going to have Zangoose go, which will finish out the round, and then I'll have us roll initiative. So Zangoose is going to go for a slash. Now this is your combat test. Oh my gosh.
00:58:01
Speaker
Oh, it does! It says, crits are made for 20. Thanks! Uh, so crits is 1 extra dice, or is it... It's max damage plus an extra damage die. Gotcha. Okay, so that's 22 plus... Oh my god, you're doing... Six! Good grief. Twenty-eight. That's 28 plus... I died. His physical attack, which is 15. I died. So, can I use Endor?
00:58:11
Speaker
He gets a 19 and with a 19 does 2d6 plus 10.
00:58:31
Speaker
Uh, not at this point. I don't think you can, I don't know if you can use that as a reaction. I'm going to say no, because you already just took it. What did I say? How am I supposed to know he's this strong? So 43 damage minus your physical defense. I'm down. I'm not going to do math. I'm down. I have 25 health. I only have a nine in defense. Okay. Hold on. What is your max HP? 25.
00:58:59
Speaker
Okay, you're fine. I was gonna say, if Walter actually died... I would've raised it. Oh, no. So, yes, you fall unconscious, and... Hey, I did say this was a combat test before you attacked. Does he believe me? And what happens... Does he believe me when I say this is a combat test? Dude, you're down. What do you care? You can't talk to him. Yeah, but you can't talk to him. You're down.
00:59:27
Speaker
Okay, and at this point, what is the other crew doing? Dude, I don't know. No, shut up, you're down. Oh, no. My father likes sun. Dead. Wow. Well, I already tried to get in the door. Well, let's role play this out, gang. I could try to get in the door again.
00:59:54
Speaker
We've, we've wanted to die. Uh, quick question before I talk to my friends here. How long has it been since the door has shut? Uh, literally like, uh, a second. My man, you didn't last very long. The door slammed, Zango slashed, and that was it. I'm sorry, but he crit. What am I gonna do? He did literally max damage on a crit. And we both did.
01:00:21
Speaker
I'm not even sure if the crit was necessary. Yeah, I crit on my metal claw. You crit on your attack. And thanks for reminding him about the crit. Yeah, thanks for reminding him. Yeah, 37 damage was gonna be enough. Yeah, it would've been 28. The crit didn't matter. So, what are you guys doing?
Door Tactics and Revelation
01:00:41
Speaker
Walter, stop talking, you're dead. I'll be in peace, rest in peace.
01:00:53
Speaker
Rest in pieces, you just got slashed. I'm just gonna knock on the door. I'm not gonna talk to him. I don't know what's going on in there. I don't know who anyone is in there. I just wanna make sure Walter's okay. I'm just gonna talk to him. Good idea. Okay, good luck, Sam. You knock on the door and no one answers. Alright, sounds like no one's gonna answer the door now. I guess Walter didn't do a great job of talking to him, because no one came to talk to us.
01:01:43
Speaker
Should we try to like tackle the door or something see if we can get it a bunch I mean that's kind of what I was thinking
01:01:52
Speaker
Yeah, Bruce, what if you aim an ember at just a lot? Bruce, do you have quick attack? I don't remember. I do not have quick attack, unfortunately. I have quick attack. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. You couldn't remember which one you had it, I guess. If you guys were using attacks on the doors, it will not require accuracy, as it is right there. Does the door have HP, though? If you tell me one thing, how close was I to beating him? The door does have HP. Just how close was I beating him?
01:02:21
Speaker
What level was this Zangoose? That's a good question. Level 15. Yeah, you weren't. How close was I? You weren't. I didn't make him. Yeah, I didn't make him unreasonably high. If all four of you guys were fighting him, you probably would have to say that up. Yeah, I think you probably got about half his health. I would guess.
01:02:42
Speaker
I don't remember how much damage he did. He just got the one hit, right? The one metal claw? Yeah. He has a total HP of 32, so I think he did about half damage, actually. Sounds about right. Well, I thought it'd be a quick attack or a door, so... Okay, so who's doing what to the store? Bruce, do you have any, like, physical attacks you can, like, do something? Or are all your moves, like, fire? Well, I've got tackle and I've got fury swipes. All right, all three of us run at the door. You and me do tackle, quick attack, do kikaru.
01:03:14
Speaker
you know it's good worth a try okay well do we need physical moves like yes yes we're gonna break the door down our friends in there we don't know what's going on we're gonna break the broken door down okay so let's let's start with Bruce because we just wonder time Bruce what attack are you doing tackle where I'm sticking to the plane okay tackle what is your all right roll damage for that then okay
01:03:44
Speaker
That is a 6 plus 6 is 12 plus 9 is 21.
01:03:50
Speaker
21 21 and it is a steel type so it's going to do 10 which is a half 10.5 rounded down it'll be 10 damage do we get some kind of bonus because we're all attacking the door at the same time nope if you attack the pokemon all at the same time uh type advantages and everything will still be the same it's just attacks all at once but what about team attacks those were in those are in mr dungan games
01:04:17
Speaker
And that is not in this system. What is Sami doing? Stick into the plan. I rolled the wrong die. Dang it. Okay, well which attack was it? I just forgot. My guy is tackle. Tackle. Oh no, I rolled the right die. I rolled the right die. I rolled a 2 plus 6 is 8. Where's my attack stat? 13. Okay.
01:04:42
Speaker
So 21 as well. 21 as well. Did you roll a 13 or a 14? I'm sorry, do you have a 13 or 14 for your physical attack? 13. Okay, so 21, which is 10 and a half, rounded down is 10. Alright, and what did Hikaru do? Quick attack?
01:05:04
Speaker
i'm gonna use thunder shock okay thunder shock uh yep go and roll damage for that because i know that this door is steel type all right okay damage hole okay yep one d eight plus six five plus six eleven plus eleven um then plus my special attack which is nine
01:05:25
Speaker
So 20. 20. OK, so because you're all attacking this at the exact same time and you're all in contact with a metal door, I'm going to... Sean. Yeah. And Sean, not Sean, good grief. Sammy and Bruce are each going to take half of that, which is 10 electric damage. I am like super low on health now and I've not gotten into combat with anyone.
01:05:58
Speaker
And as all of you guys attack the store at the same time, you all bounce backwards onto the track. As you guys fall backwards, none of you guys hit the third rail because I don't want to deal with that right now. But in the ground, you feel a rumbling. You feel a little rumbling in the ground. And as you all look to your left, you see a light coming down the tunnel.
01:06:25
Speaker
i need everyone to roll dexterity with advantage because you guys are in panic mode which is cool dexterity with advantage yes okay okay this is one at a time evelyn or what does he carve out
01:06:55
Speaker
Alright. 17. Alright, 17. You get out of the track just fine. If you ever, if you want to assist one of the other guys, you can. What does Bruce roll for her? His dexterity. Dexterity is cool, right? Yes. Was it advantage or disadvantage? Advantage. Well, I also got a 17. I rolled a 15 and a 17. So I'm right on the path of the way to train just fine. And the slowest of them all, Sammy, what is your dexterity? I rolled an 18.
01:07:26
Speaker
Alright with an 18 you leap out of the way as the train comes zooming past. Now you guys are standing in front of the door once again pressed up against the wall as the train comes hurtling past and it passes in about 10 seconds. As the train passes you can feel like the vacuum of the tunnel like pulling you down towards the train slightly. Are we by the door again? Yes you guys are by the door. Can we hear anything through the door?
01:07:54
Speaker
Uh, roll investigation. Oh, nope. The train's too loud. I rolled a five. As the train is making lots of rumbly noises down the tunnel, you hear absolutely nothing when you decide. Can I roll investigation to see if there's like a hidey key around here to unlock the door? Uh, sure that. Yeah, yeah, sure. Roll investigation. Investigation. Investigation.
01:08:23
Speaker
What are you? Investigation is smart. I always forgot. It's smart. I think it's cool. It's smart. Oh, smart. Smart. Gotcha. I rolled a 13. All right. With a 13, you do not find a hidden spare key. Cool. That's all I got. OK. Well, it seemed like. Bruce, you want to try again? Yeah, it seemed like your special attack did more damage than
01:08:53
Speaker
our regular attacks. Maybe we should try an ember this time. I think that's a good idea. It seemed to resist your normal attacks. Okay. Excuse me. Let's go. But I won't use Thunder Shock again. That was not a good idea. Yeah, thank you. You know, I'd really appreciate if you didn't. Yeah, I mean, as long as neither of us are touching the door, I hope we'd be fine, but I mean... I really don't want to go back on those train tracks anytime soon.
01:09:20
Speaker
that's yeah that that sounds like a good idea hopefully uh attacking a steel door goes better than attacking a wooden door but oh right there's no accuracy jack well i rolled a 16 for accuracy all right accuracy is not necessary since you're attacking something right in front of you yeah now they're d8 plus what if you hang back while what if you hang back while we use ember and thundershot
01:09:50
Speaker
I mean, there's nothing really that I can do besides lick the door, so why not? Lick the door. You don't lick, don't you? Yeah, I guess so. I have a good idea. The door is now paralyzed. Yeah, I could paralyze the door. Also... The door is now double as slow. You use your tongue as a key. No, the last time I tried to use my tongue for something, I was told I don't have a big tongue.
01:10:22
Speaker
I'm sorry that your tongue is not a surfboard. Now he wishes you as a frog of the year. Okay. Okay. So I rolled a two plus six plus nine. That'd be 17. Fire. 17 fire damage, which doubles to 34. All right. The door is still standing. I'm still standing.
01:10:49
Speaker
All right, Hikari's gonna go for a Thunder Shock. What's that again, D8 plus six? I thought that the main antagonist of this episode is a door. Yeah, it really is. So true. We're gonna spend this entire session on a door. Yeah. Okay, so we need to get a hold of this. I thought this was gonna be so much easier. The party can't get past a door. All right, I just dealt 22. All right, so what attack are you doing?
01:11:16
Speaker
Okay, as you deal with Thunder Shock, you accidentally bump the door a little bit, and the door just slightly swings open, revealing that the door was unlocked the entire time. I hate you so much. Why? None of us thought to check the door because it was shut on us. I think we just assumed it was locked. It was a physical key lock. It doesn't lock behind it when you just close it. Well, I figured, you know, the door on the other side has a, you know, a little locky switch.
01:12:03
Speaker
Okay, if you want to use Recycle, I'd... Sure, go for it. So you're using Recycle? Yeah, the door opened, can I vomit my Oranberry back up? Hooray. Yeah, the door opens and you vomit out the Oranberry and it's now reusable, but I don't know if you want to reuse that. The move says your held item is restored, I'm allowed to do it.
01:12:10
Speaker
Dakota Dakota is it too late for me
01:12:33
Speaker
Pinching nose, you won't taste the difference. It's physical being is not restored. Just pinch your nose, you won't taste the difference. Yeah, it doesn't matter much, Lex. Living garbage. All right, if you're putting that in your bag, put puddle of vomit in your bag. I'm not putting that in my bag. No, it's an ordinary.
01:12:51
Speaker
You just gotta eat it again? It's a puddle of vomit that heals 1d8 HP. Just slurp it up again, you need the HP. Wait, how often can I restore items? How often can I just infinitely recycle an item? What's the rule on that? Technically, yes. Since it's based on PP, but since we're using belly, it's based on the belly, so... And since we're out of battle, it's not using belly. Then yes, you can use it indefinitely. Oh no, that's a hack.
01:13:23
Speaker
I packed the system guys. Alright, I'm gonna use the Ormbary again. Six, I got a six on the D8. And then I'm gonna recycle it again.
01:13:43
Speaker
oh god dude just give yourself full hp just let's go through full hp and then you get it alright alright say this is disgusting so just vomit into your mouth swallow it and repeat that until you have full hp this is disgusting so the smoothie oh shoot i deleted everything oh okay there we go so
01:14:11
Speaker
okay cool i just i forever have a hack you forgot to check the door you're
Episode Conclusion and Future Plans
01:14:20
Speaker
trying to be so cool you forgot to check the door
01:14:25
Speaker
That ass. You have no idea how dumb I feel right now. Because Walter said, no Walter, Sean just said, hey, check the door. It might be unlocked. And like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. The door was locked. But the the after the Zangoos opened the door, he unlocked it to let you in. But because he slammed it, he did not burst it open. It's a it's a it's a pull, not push.
01:14:53
Speaker
you guys defeated the doors hp so i just gave that to you let's say it was a pull not push it had an hp of 91 but uh gosh yeah i rolled a d look did you not minus 13 i already had on it no i did i've been keeping track of it uh if i only run a d 100 yeah d 100 91 is less than 100 oh my god let's say i did 13 it only went down by nine
01:15:23
Speaker
But yes, so it was originally locked, but it let you, but does, uh, he's angry to let you in, but because he slammed it quickly with his foot, uh, the key, it's like a keyhole. It didn't latch. You actually have to use the key. I also, I also shot a bulky burgers in a lock so he couldn't lock. That's true.
01:15:46
Speaker
That's what they call the machine. You wrote it. Sure. So, so as you guys enter into the room, which I'm assuming you guys are doing, that is where we're going to end this episode. Great. I've been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM. I've been Evelyn, playing Hikaru, and we got nothing done this time. I said I wanted to make progress. I think you like playing Bruce. I've been Sean playing Sammy, who kept getting hurt by things that weren't a battle.
01:16:15
Speaker
I'm Jake playing an idiot. Thank you. Listen to us next time.
Walter's Interrogation and Resistance
01:16:35
Speaker
Walter opens his eyes, and around him he sees a dark room, lit by very dim lights. And in front of you is a glacial wearing the red bandana. Hey you, you're finally awake. Now, we're gonna get right down to business, you see. So, she holds up a piece of paper with a white circle, a blue circle, and a black circle. I want you to tell me everything you know about these.
01:17:02
Speaker
or there will be very dire consequences. Why do you think I know about them? I'm just a kid. It's because we have this and she holds up the blue orb. I'm not the one who had that. Ah, then who did? Because I know the answer and I'll know if you're lying.
01:17:25
Speaker
Miss Oppenheimer. She's the one who gave us to us. And who is this Miss Oppenheimer? She a mother. Oh, plain dirty now, aren't they? I see. Well, I have, if you're not willing to speak, I have ways of dealing with things like this.
01:17:43
Speaker
Abyss, Brie, come here. And through the door comes two Umbreons. One with blue rings, one with yellow rings. Surprised they've taken orders from you. Usually they're in head honchos. Umbreons compared to you glacians. Not the way I run things. Now, I'm going to ask you this one more time. Where are the other orbs?
01:18:10
Speaker
failed to tell me and you will regret the consequences it's in the grave you're digging oh nice nice and dirty just like i like all right abyss i want you to make it painful and abyss looks at you the one with the blue rings
01:18:30
Speaker
And he's like, yes, I will enjoy this one. And he looks at you and suddenly in your head, you just feel an explosion of pain. When they get close to me, can I try to headbutt them? As you try and move, you find that your arm's legs are shackled to the wall. I mean, as soon as he gets close to me, can I just headbutt him if he gets closer?
01:18:52
Speaker
He is not getting close to you. He is staying on the other side of the room. He looks at you and you feel an explosion of pain in your head. And I want you to take a d10 of psychic damage. That is a 10. All right, so take 20 because psychic is super effective against fighting. Oh, I forgot about that. Wow. Funny, you're asking for something I remember, yet you're trying to destroy my mind. Ooh, you remember it, do you?
01:19:20
Speaker
All right, the glaceon says with a very evil smile. Now, either way, you're giving me something I want. You tell me what I want to know, or I get to see you in more pain. Now, what do you know about these orbs here? All I know is what I'm about to shove one.
01:19:40
Speaker
Alright, well Brie, it is your turn. And the Umbreon with the yellow rings looks at you with a devious smile and another explosion of pain goes through your head as you take a d10 of psychic damage. That's a 2, so that's a 4.
01:19:58
Speaker
Okay, you take four psychic damage. One HP. One HP, baby. Alright. Now, I'm gonna give you one more time, because we're just gonna keep on doing this. Until either you pass out when we do this tomorrow, or you tell me what you want to know. What I want to know. I'm gonna try to make up some double eyes. I can say maybe she'll believe me. Ugh. Should I throw Walter's dad under the bus? I mean, he's already dead, so go for it. What was his name again? Uh, Vince.
01:20:28
Speaker
There, there are my fathers. His name was Fitz. All I know is he got him back from when he came back from a deployment. When he started becoming a at-home dad. All I know is he thinks it was just a piece of junk, so he just kept his decoration. Alright, I want you to roll deception then, which is cool. Come on, please.
01:20:53
Speaker
Nat 20! Oh, I see. Now, tell me where your father lives, and I will go check it out myself. And you will be sorry if you are lying, so you'd better tell me the truth. The house he was in burnt down, he died with it. Then where are they now? This is not helpful. Where's who now? Where are the orbs?
01:21:14
Speaker
That's the only one I know. He only brought that back. Back from where? His last deployment. He said it was declassified, so he didn't tell me. I see. Now, you say deployments. He was in the military. Where was he stationed? Tell me. He came back when I was barely 10. He never told me this kind of stuff. Then there must be somebody who does? Surely your mother, hmm?
01:21:40
Speaker
Like she knows. She was on the trip all the time. He'd be home with me with another woman when he said he was at another deployment when my mother was on the road. Now you say it. He was buried with something black. Looked around-ish, but he said he never wanted me to see it. Okay, where is your father buried now? He wasn't. He was turned to ashes. We gave it to- we just put it in a garage sale and just settled it.
01:22:05
Speaker
You told me he was buried with it, and now you're saying he wasn't buried at all. Which is it? Find out. Oh, yeah? I know how to find out. Abyss, your turn. Spits in the glacier's face. And she, ah, wipes it off, takes a step back, and Abyss looks at you. What a coward. With a grin. You have to use these two umprens to fight just barely an adult.
01:22:29
Speaker
talk about later alright fine both of you just take them out we'll deal with this tomorrow and i'm going to have you take a d20 psychic damage i'm down i just look at her with a smile like pathetic as you fade to black you hear her say just remember the name selena may it haunt your nightmares