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Speaker: I can't get my buttons to work. what the fuck man what's going on guys every Wednesday we've almost made it I guess we're halfway there I don't know you'll have to excuse the intro I was playing around with a couple different ones um so I don't know how I feel about that one just yet but I'm ah um I'm playing around we might get a live breaking what the fuck news right here in the complex 5-0 just rolled up across the street laughing
Speaker: Ruh-roh. But, yeah, so I'm playing around with a few different ideas.
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Speaker: Welcome, welcome Blaze What up, mate? Yeah, yeah i i'm not I'm not sold on it I've got like five or six other ones That's one of the reasons I was running kind of late So I was trying to figure out Because as we know with the AI And I got to tweak the lyrics a little bit ive I actually wrote the lyrics But then when I heard them Um I'm not the biggest fan, so I want to tweak them a little bit.
Speaker: um But unfortunately, unless you're paying for the subscription, you got to dance through some hoops and do this, that, and the other thing to to get the song where I can put it up on here. So I was running out of time and not the biggest fan of that, but I'm going to play around with it some more.
Speaker: I just needed to get rid of the old one. You know what I mean? Out with the old, in with the new, get it figured out. What's going on, Cameron? Well, what answers, what was your question, sir?
Speaker: ah But anywho, welcome to What the Fuck News right here on the Nonsensical Network. I'm your boy Glick, still rocking solo. I've got to figure out this co-host situation.
Speaker: um Because I've got to be honest with you, this is a difficult show to to do solo at the end of the day.
Speaker: Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah, man. You working on them tats and stuff like that. That's awesome, brother. Appreciate you being here. Appreciate you popping in. So, um
Speaker: yeah, man, I still do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah we do shows We do shows seven days a week, so, um and I'm going to get to that. But yeah, like I said, welcome to What's Fuck News. It is Wednesday. That means we got them news stories to make you say what the fuck.
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Speaker: but What up Chris technician. Um, I do got to say, anybody who, i you know, there's some shirts that I got to get that that need to get done. They're going to be on a little bit of a delay, but I will figure out how to work everything, and I will get stuff sent out eventually. So, Chris, you're just going to have bear with me and and hang on.
Speaker: But, anywho, hopefully everybody's having a good week. Shout out to Delta Circle. They were on Glick's House of Music last night.
Speaker: And man, we had a fucking blast the entire show. We didn't get to talk a whole lot about their music career just because we were having so much fun shooting the shit and hanging out and whatnot. So they will be back again, already talking to them.
Speaker: I got to look at my calendar and see what their calendar says and see what their calendar allows. And, We're definitely going to bring them back up again in the very near future.
Speaker: So we can hang out with those guys again. They were a lot of fucking fun. um
Speaker: Go back inside your skin. You shut your whole mouth. The weather's nice. The Squatch is out.
Speaker: It's so freaking nice out here, man. I don't want to be inside. I'm tired of being in the house. gotta be honest with you, man. Sometimes being in the house is like being in prison. You know, um them four walls start closing in on you.
Speaker: And I don't do a whole lot as it is. So, um, I'm like, man, if i can just come outside and sit on the porch, do the show, freaking chill out relax. Fuck yeah, man. I'm jumping all over, especially before we get into the, uh, into the heat of summer.
Speaker: But, um, ah that Oh, it's okay, Glick. Yeah, no, I appreciate it man. I'll get it out to you as soon as I can.
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Speaker: Blaze and Michael, if you got your ears on out there. Guys, thanks for an awesome fucking weekend. And for those of you guys who didn't get to see it, we went live. We were all together here at the house this weekend, ah Friday night. Again, thank you to Roland Jewett and Jake C. Young and the cast members from Daylight to Dark.
Speaker: We did a watch. We literally debuted the movie, watched the movie, hung out, talked about the movie. i Had the director, the writer, and actors from the movie hanging out with us. That was awesome. And then Saturday night, we all hung out and and watched WrestleMania night one. So it was really cool to have Blaze and Michael here. Wish Wally would have been here. Yeah,
Speaker: yeah man, absolutely. Absolutely, brother. It was good talking to you, man. It was good talking to you for a little while. Hopefully next time they come back, we we will get Wally in the building.
Speaker: and And we'll have everybody here kind of doing our thing. I'm going to say it now I'll say it later. Tune in tomorrow night for a special Unnecessary Roughness.
Speaker: ah Wally's going to team up with us. You know, Wally does. um Cold-blooded stories and... No, I'm sorry. Speedway stories and cold-blooded conversations.
Speaker: He's teaming up with Rick and Derek and myself, Unnecessary Roughness. And we are doing live coverage of round one of the NFL... draft tomorrow night.
Speaker: but So that'll be that'll be cool. um Going to kind of talk a little foosball and what we think about the picks. I'm sure Derek Wayne's going to throw himself out of a window when the Titans draft Cam Ward.
Speaker: And I'm probably going to be jumping out of a window myself when Cleveland drafts Sanders. So...
Speaker: It'll be a very short show for Derek and myself, considering the fact that our teams go respectfully one and two in the NFL draft. ah So tune in for that tomorrow night.
Speaker: wait for a good walk around the property. the Hell yeah, man. Right. I love this good weather, man. I think, I think, um I think Friday I'm wanting to, the kids go back to their moms on Friday. And, and,
Speaker: I think my oldest one is going to her friend's house for the weekend because her birthday is coming up. I don't know what she's doing, but I might, uh, I might sit out here and, uh, uh, do me a little grilling, a little grilling for one and, uh, kind of hang out on the, on the patio. And, uh, I don't know. We'll see what I get into just cause it's supposed to be gorgeous all weekend. Uh, I might wind up going to, uh, going out to the lake or something, maybe a Friday, uh, afternoon or Saturday afternoon or something like that. Maybe,
Speaker: work on my tan a little bit. But i love this. I love this weather, man. It's perfect. My windows have been open all week. All that fresh air going in the windows. Man, it's been fucking amazing. I love this time of year. It's like beginning of spring, into spring, and like that early part of fall when you can crack your windows open, leave them open, and get all that fresh air out. Let that winter funk out.
Speaker: get that fresh air out, and then, you know, that summertime kind of little summertime funk that you get from being cooped up with the windows closed and the air conditioner on all summer. You can just open your windows and just, man, it's perfect.
Speaker: But that has nothing to do with what the fuck news. I could just talk instead of giving you guys the news. But ah first and foremost, right off the bat, probably the biggest news story that's going around right now.
Speaker: um Almost. almost affected our our angel of death picks almost i said uh unfortunately um you know jeff leaving the network he did have his is he is it your holiness your popeness your royal popeness your holy popeness whatever but we all thought that he was gonna make it we thought he was gonna survive the year but sure as shit man the Pope died and there's no change in points because we all thought he was going to live. So we were all afraid to pick him up.
Speaker: Let's be honest. Even myself, I wasn't going to waste my last emergency pick in in the angel of death that I am currently leading. I believe I have eight points. um ah So I'm currently kicking everybody's ass. So be ready for a new bell to be added to my wall.
Speaker: So, um,
Speaker: um Right, man? I'm going do some cleaning this weekend. Like I said, the Pope did pass away. don't know. Everybody acts surprised. The man was like 90 years old.
Speaker: It's what happens. We get old. We die. you know it's It's not that big of a surprise. It is a surprise when somebody's like 20 and they hit a tree and die. that That is a surprise at the end of the day.
Speaker: Um, but when you're 90 and you're already having a fuck ton of medical issues, it's really not that big of a surprise that, uh, that you kicked the old bucket. So I don't know what the Catholic church is doing right now.
Speaker: I'm sure that all Catholics are running around losing their mind because they have nobody in control and nobody in power.
Speaker: so there it's total anarchy in the Catholic world. Uh, until they until they replace the Pope. why would what What's wrong with that? There nothing wrong with being like me.
Speaker: Um, so, RIP to your royal holy popeness, or, I don't really know what, what is he, what is he, I don't know what he's called at the end of the day. Uh, I truly do not.
Speaker: Um, what else do we got? a
Speaker: personal news that don't really need to share. Not yet. I'll do that on Saturday. Maybe we'll be turning up and acting a few acting a fool.
Speaker: But yeah, man, I could have, ah you know, had Jeff still been around, that could have really kind of, Shaking things up in the in the angel of angel of death competition. yeah um
Speaker: But you know what they say. As one life ends, another life begins. And a...
Speaker: And a brand new mother, a 20-something mother, ah recently had a new baby. And some folks are born with a, with a face only a mother can love.
Speaker: And we all know that. I mean, look at Wally. um But this poor baby wasn't even that lucky. His mom, Jess, when the baby was, she was showing the baby for the first time. I guess she blurted out.
Speaker: He's got the fucking ugliest nose.
Speaker: She, while creating ah cradling and critiquing her infant son just moments after giving birth. she She then said, on video, this has gone viral, mind you.
Speaker: I'm sure it's on fucking TikTok at the end of the day. And you all know how i fucking feel about that goddamn app TikTok. Get rid of it. I'm sure this goofy bitch when done went viral on TikTok. She goes on to say, he's so ugly.
Speaker: And she's gotten an over 1.2 million views.
Speaker: She continues to say, i literally stared at him and cried. I thought he was so ugly while I was in shock after labor. The Gen Z-er confessed in the closed caption and of the clip, admitting, however, that she eventually warmed up to her ugly ass little bastard child.
Speaker: um she said she She said, and like a foot funk. Well, she didn't say this, but. She's he's kind of like a foot fungus. ah she She says, I thought he was cute after a few hours.
Speaker: She wrote before begging social media savages. Don't come. no no. You made the video. You put the video on social media. When the fucking troll parade comes after you and starts roasting the ever loving shit out of you, you get what you get because you put it out there. You, you made the conscious decision to put it on social media And show yourself in that light looking like a terrible human being.
Speaker: so now you've got to deal with the So now you've got to deal with the consequences. I'm just saying. um and She said she blamed her initial repulsion to the youngster on postpartum hormones.
Speaker: Man, i wish I wish there were ladies that I could ask this question of. But do the postpartum hormones really hit... Right now, like as soon as you have the baby, i mean at least she could have said, like I was really jacked up on painkillers or whatever. more so what I don't know. What do they give them?
Speaker: you know Something. and and you know and And played it off like that as a response. I don't know. But I don't know how the postpartum ah shit... I don't know how quick it kicks in.
Speaker: I don't know if that's like an instant instantaneous thing or if it's just like... you know Gradually over time, you want to you want to murder your child and blame it on postpartum. I think that's all it is, man. I think that's all it is. I think they just want to stab them.
Speaker: Because some people... Some people talk about having postpartum for like years. Anywho. So, as expected... uh, outrage, digital, uh, detractors drag the mean spirited mama across the internet for her honest remarks. And things got ugly.
Speaker: You know, I've told other people, their kids were goopy looking.
Speaker: don't think I've ever been like, got an ugly fucking baby, but I think I've told, I know I've told people like, you got a goofy ass looking kid. Uh, that poor bastard definitely got its genetic mutation from you.
Speaker: Uh, you know, uh, But so I don't think I could ever just look at one of my kids. Even if they were ugly, I don't think I could look at him and go, hey, baby.
Speaker: right I don't know what, I i mean, the hell do I know? ah ah One commenter said, baby's first bully. ah This is actually so cruel. Another commenter wrote, like, people really got butthurt in the comments, like,
Speaker: Horrible, said a bleeding heart. Imagine knowing your mom posted this for everyone to see and laugh at you. Poor little boy.
Speaker: There's probably worse things that his mom has or will post on the internet. um du what Another commenter said, delete this now and never mention it again. It will crush his self-esteem forever.
Speaker: And not really. What if he grows up into like, what was it? The ugly duckling grew up into the beautiful spawn. you know Maybe he'll grow up and look like fucking Brad Pitt or or what's that soccer player that's married to the Spice Girl.
Speaker: be and That's a handsome son of a bitch right there. He's got a goofy voice though. Maybe he'll grow up and be be a good looking cat. You don't know. Then he can look back at his mom and be like, hey bitch, suck it, as DX once says.
Speaker: um and Another commenter said, it's one thing to think slash say it whilst giving birth. A separate ah Fault finders quoted, but to post it on a public platform for all to see and laugh at is completely disgusting.
Speaker: And I agree. i agree. You shouldn't. If you post it on social media, you you can't come back and then go, well, please don't come for me. I was in a, hey, no, because you made a conscious, ah you know, boom, posting it on the internet for all the world to see.
Speaker: Oh, excuse me. Oh, really? we go. That was actually relatively quick and painless.
Speaker: Uh, commenter said, and I was thinking this exact same thing, mother of the year, the harsh jibs aside, just as far from the only parents who has revealed, uh,
Speaker: Or reveled in their their newborn child. They talk about and then another one. Another millennial mom from England. From the UK apparently. Well, I mean, they're not wrong. A lot of goofy ass looking people in the UK.
Speaker: And England and whatnot. Let's be honest. Come on. Come on. You guys know. We've all seen them.
Speaker: um Openly likened her defenseless tot to a garden gnome. saying he was so funny looking and definitely not the most attractive baby in the world. And I guess shameless moms from around the world, ah ah eagerly shared snaps of their cringeworthy kiddos for the ugly baby challenge. I didn't know that was a thing.
Speaker: I want to look that up. I want to see what these ugly ass babies look like. I'm not going lie to you. Um, a virtual call to spotlight unattractive types. Um, and and let's be honest.
Speaker: It's no, it's, it's not, it's not new. um you know, ah parents whoring their kids out to social media for for likes and clicks and and all that stuff. And that's essentially all she did. She was like, i'm going to get a whole bunch of comments and likes and and views, and and and and I'm just going to call my baby ugly.
Speaker: Got an ugly baby.
Speaker: Who's this ugly baby on my phone? um At the end of the day, so... I don't know. i I hate TikTok. It all goes back to the fact that I just truly do hate TikTok.
Speaker: it's it's It's ruined the world, man. It's ruined people forever. But that's, I mean, that's that's, it is what it is, I guess.
Speaker: You know, who who am I to judge?
Speaker: Oh, Jesus Christ. I just seen a headline that said the Pope Francis' successor was revealed in an ancient prophecy plucked from the Vatican archives. Woo. Ancient prophecy.
Speaker: um wasn't that kind of like Wasn't that kind of like the... i know it had nothing to do with the Pope. No, was a national treasure. Never mind. I'm stupid.
Speaker: Anyhoo. Anyhoo. Oh,
Speaker: you know what? That's what I needed to do. And I totally forgot about it.
Speaker: So, dude, I don't know what is going on today
Speaker: um
Speaker: with planes. But y'all that like to travel and like to fly, man, you might really want to, uh, reconsider your plans and maybe, uh, maybe drive, maybe take a train, maybe we take a boat.
Speaker: I don't know if that's still an option these days. What the fuck do I know? Uh, you know, but, um, so there's been all kinds of, you know, random ass plane crashes, malfunctions, this, that, and the other thing.
Speaker: But, uh, most recently, ah
Speaker: this cat says there was a video that came out of a Delta flight where the ceiling collapsed and in mid-flight
Speaker: um
Speaker: was it mid-flight or was it right before they took off hold on a second freaked out we were forced to hold over yeah so I guess it was a recent trip from Atlanta to Chicago um And they had to, i love this, I loved it i love stupid ass headlines, like, but these vacationers really raised the roof, but no, they weren't partying. Freaked out air travelers were forced to hold up the roof of a plane after its interior suddenly caved in during a recent trip from Atlanta to Chicago.
Speaker: One dude commented, he said, my homie was on a Delta flight and the ceiling collapsed. but Uh, representing representatives for Delta airlines told the post, um, Delta thanks our customers for their patience and cooperation and that they apologize for the delay in their travels. Hell yeah, I'm getting the fuck off this plane and not get on another motherfucking plane.
Speaker: You better buy me a bus ticket or something. Not today. Satan has some final destination shit, man. I got the new final destination movie. That's going to be coming out soon, but that's some final destination type shit at the end of the day. It really is. Um,
Speaker: The spokesperson said that the Boeing 717's panel was later affixed into place so customers did not have to manually hold it during the flight. And then added there were no injuries and the flight continued with about a two-hour delay on another aircraft.
Speaker: But yeah, they did have they did have footage and shit of it and that's just fucking wild to me at the end of the day. Like, the fuck? And y'all make fun of me for not wanting to fly.
Speaker: um Y'all always got something smart-ass to say because because I don't want to fly. You've been watching the news lately and hearing all this shit that's going on with ah with fucking flight planes and flights and travel and and and shit like that. Man, I'm good, son.
Speaker: I'm good as shit.
Speaker: I don't need to fly anywhere. Yeah. which just I can drive, or like I said, i can drive, or I can take a boat, or I can take a bus, or a train. There's plenty of of other modes of transportation.
Speaker: But let's go ahead and take our first break of the night. And as I said, we had Delta Circle on last night. ah Check them out, deltacircleband.com.
Speaker: And here's their latest song, Here's to a Small Town.
Speaker: Making this town shine like a
Speaker: The place where mama taught me how to pray The place where we know you're by name The place where I was born and raised Sure as hell wouldn't want it any other way Used to a small town
Speaker: Sneak out battles to the
Speaker: The we're out
Speaker: I used to run The place we lay our heads at night The place I learned to cuss and fight The place where mama taught me how to pray The place where we
Speaker: One
Speaker: more. I got 20 on my feet. Okay, let's go. Let's go.
Speaker: Gypsy on the rise, baby. Carolina Bird. No. Climbed up out that muddy, baby. Country wrapping around.
Speaker: I put the game in the headlock, cut my grass into pythons, came up swerving, 80 baby, I was serving, all I know is get it gone, I was raised a gypsy cowboy, little hood, little country, all I know is get the money, break it down like an onion, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, I got my truck and my dog and my gun, country boy from the slum, doubled up off a crumb, 2 years in the state, 12 years
Speaker: And they wonder why don't have no cares in the world. I'm a gypsy, baby. I've been alone since birth. Ain't nobody really love me. My heart really hurts.
Speaker: My heart really hurts. I'm an animal. Let me off the leash. Now about to eat. Pillow cases been sleeping on me. from the seven, the O and the four. I put on boots come straight through the door.
Speaker: I'm a walk right through the door. A country wrapping rocks.
Speaker: Gypsy on the rise, baby, Carolina Bird Dog. Climbed about that muddy, baby, country-rappin' rock star. Okay, let's go.
Speaker: Gypsy on the rise, baby, Carolina Bird Dog. Climbed about that muddy, baby, country-rappin' rock star. Country-rappin' rock star. Say, I don't know.
Speaker: This country gonna do, but I know one thing That this is the life for me Baby, I'm country thugging Baby, I'm country thugging Baby, I'm country thugging Baby, I'm country thugging Say, I don't know What this country gonna do But know one thing
Speaker: This is the life for me. Baby, I'm country thugging. Baby, I'm country thugging. Baby, I'm country thugging.
Speaker: Now we are back, and we are busy. Welcome back to What the Fuck News. Sorry about that. I'm doing little extended break.
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Speaker: I think we're back on think we're back on track.
Speaker: I think so. um wow Get to the right page. Sorry about this, guys. I kind got all kerfuffled here.
Speaker: Anyways, so check this out. Like, um we all have our our dream cars, so to say, right? um You know, i ah we've talked about it on different shows here.
Speaker: um i said I want, you know, my dream car, 64 and a half Mustang, baby blue, um white white interior. You know, like, that's my dream car.
Speaker: I'd love to have it. And then, you know, I got a truck that I would love to have.
Speaker: But the downside of that is sometimes... Your dreams just don't come true, no matter how hard you try. Or if they do seem like they're going to come true, my glasses look okay. there Maybe it's just because I'm linging. Or then when you do like, oh my God, it's right there. It's happening.
Speaker: ah It'll go up in smoke and or flames, quite literally. um A gentleman, and a Japanese guy, after saving up for 10 years to buy his dream car, a brand new Ferrari 458 Spyder.
Speaker: not quite sure. i know what Ferraris look like, but I don't know what the Spyder looks like. ah Had to sit by and watch it burn within an hour of driving it for the first say but for the first time.
Speaker: Don't worry, it was short and sweet. it was It was just short and sweet. believe To the point and moved on.
Speaker: Right past it. I talked more about the potential it had of shaking, not really, kind of shaking up the angel of death, ah but it didn't, than I did the actual death.
Speaker: But nonetheless, so I guess Japanese social media has been blowing up because ah because of this this story of Hulk Han. He's a young music producer who spent ah fortune on his dream car, being a Ferrari.
Speaker: ah dream Ferrari sports car only to watch it go up in flames on the day he drove it for the first time. 33 year old recently took to X formerly known as Twitter to share the story of how he can only enjoy his dream Ferrari for a few minutes because it just caught fire while he was driving on the Chateau Expressway in Tokyo on Wednesday.
Speaker: Apparently, the 458 Spyder had only been delivered to him, and he was on a test drive. So he's like just test driving it. like Just, man, living his best fucking life and starts to see some smoke, and he's thinking it's maybe one of the other cars on the freeway or whatever, and it wasn't until those cars passed him, and then he realized, oh, shit, it's my fucking car.
Speaker: And he pulled over, obviously, to call i don't know what I don't know what they have there. Their equivalent of 911. And sat there for the next 20 minutes and just watched his fucking dream car go up in flames.
Speaker: And I don't know how well you guys can see this, but you can oh actually see it really well.
Speaker: It's just burnt out.
Speaker: don Just gone. I'm hoping, I'm really hoping the poor guy had some good insurance on it. And he can maybe recoup some of his money.
Speaker: don't quite know how that's going to going to work. But we'll see what we'll see what happens, man. hopefully Hopefully he can recoup some of that money because that is a real ah real kick in the dick, if you will, at the end of the day.
Speaker: um
Speaker: Kind of makes you want to go, come on, man. Come on, man. And I thought life liked to kick me in the lemons.
Speaker: but
Speaker: Poor bastard.
Speaker: He was he's about to be Flair in that shit. Styling and profiling. ah and and
Speaker: Other news. Over in China. because of the new tariffs and I'm not going to dive into the conversation of the tariffs and or anything like that. I just thought this story was funny.
Speaker: Uh, um, the U S China tariff war causes a spike in the sales of Donald Trump toilet brushes, a Chinese made toilet brush designed as a parody of American president. Donald Trump has seen a massive spike in domestic sales as a result of the tit for tat tariff war, uh, between China and the U S that we're, you know, we're doing this, uh, this pissing contest is thick measuring contest, whatever, whatever you want to call it at the end of the day.
Speaker: ah The yellow Trump toilet brush isn't new. It dates back to the U.S. president's first term in office when the Chinese factories were churning out all sorts of Trump-themed products because of his popularity both in China and the U.S. And a lot has changed since then.
Speaker: Though, and today, many Chinese are buying the funny toilet brush as a way to ridicule the American president after he set massive commercial tariffs on Chinese goods. Chinese media is reporting a significant increase in the toilet brush sales.
Speaker: But check this out, you guys. Now that I know you can actually see the picture pretty well. ah For anybody watching live, this is more for you guys. If you're listening to the audio, just just Google box Donald Trump...
Speaker: toilet brushes, I guess, at the end of the day, and and you'll see what I'm talking about. A couple different styles, you know, got them standing up, got them in different colored suits, different poses, even got some, it looks like ah some maybe Donald Trump toilet paper as well, so, yeah.
Speaker: that's What the fuck? Come on, be better, people. Just be better.
Speaker: it's It's wild to me.
Speaker: The pettiness be real, man. The pettiness be real. We're hanging out a lot in like China and Japan tonight. So, if you want to if you want to get your your Donald Trump ah style toilet brush cleaner, go ahead and I guess you can get one in the States.
Speaker: But, in the states
Speaker: um but
Speaker: Anyways, in other news, we've heard of people losing their jobs for a lot of dumb fucking reasons. ah A Japanese bus driver who had been with his company for 29 years experienced a loss, not only loss of his job after 29 years,
Speaker: the loss of his job after twenty nine years But also the, uh, 84,000 does not sound like a lot, but I don't know what the cost of living is like in Japan. So, but, uh, $84,000, uh, retirement package, um, for, for $7, he was caught stealing $7 in passengers, bus fares.
Speaker: Um, now this story just came out, but I guess it happened, um, a couple years back, but it just released just the other day. In 2022, while checking dash cam footage, members of the Kyoto Municipal transport Transportation Bureau spotted one of the Japanese city bus drivers pocketing a 1,000 yen bill instead of putting it into the fare processing machine.
Speaker: I haven't ridden bus in some years. like it's it's It's been a very long time. And I remember... like you bought bus passes for Coda.
Speaker: Um, and you just slid it, you just kind of slid it into the little card reader and then you pulled it out. And even before that, um, they had like little money machines. You just kind of threw your money in there and it counted it, whatever.
Speaker: But, uh, Apparently they got to give the money to the bus driver there. Uh, standard procedure when confronted about the incident, the man denied responsibility, but was eventually fired and his retirement fund of more than 12 million yen. So yeah, 12 million yens, about 84,000 American.
Speaker: Again, I don't, I don't, um don't know cost of living and all that, all that mess over there or anything like that. Um,
Speaker: But, ah you know, it is what it is at the end of the day. um
Speaker: It was yeah unfortunately canceled. the ah The unnamed driver sued the city of Coyote. Coyote? Coyote? But a Supreme Court ruling upheld the city's decision arguing that the man's behavior could erode the public's trust in the local transportation system. I agree it could.
Speaker: But, dude, man, you lost 84 grand for seven bucks, man. That was kind of like a homeboy in ah ah Friday getting fired on his day off for stealing boxes, man.
Speaker: Like, come on, bro. What the fuck? Get your shit together. And, again, don't how it works there in Japan i don't know how it works over there in japan as far as um Retirement, I mean, 29 years. He could have retired here from a company, 29 years, and had a decent retirement package, you know.
Speaker: Sorry, I had ah mute myself right quick. um But... This one? one It's a dragon one, I think. Yeah. I just want to, I don't think when I came with Fortnite.
Speaker: Huh? I won a game with Fortnite and I had a crown. Sweet. Like regular Fortnite Battle Royale type stuff? Yeah. Oh, sweet. Breaking news. And I never win. You never win.
Speaker: Hell yeah. That's awesome. always make it to like the top ten and I die. Breaking news. Cash won his first time ever at Fortnite Battle Royale. Got himself a winner winner chicken dinner.
Speaker: A little Fortnite crown action. So, but yeah, I mean, 29 years, homeboy could have fucking retired, man. I would think, again, I don't know how, how they're, they're, uh-oh, got some fucking barking frogs or some shit.
Speaker: I don't know how their retirement system is. I don't know how long you gotta be at a company or anything like that um before you can retire.
Speaker: Never been. And with the rate that the way the planes are going, I ain't never going to go. Because I ain't never going fly. Because them bitches are falling apart. Them bitches are crashing for no reason. and and and and And they're disappearing. And I ain't got no time for any of that bullshit.
Speaker: None whatsoever at the end of the day. So, any hooies. Angie hooies. Trying to do a show here, Jackoff. You want to want to slow it down a notch?
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Speaker: So y'all out there on your motorcycles, be safe.
Speaker: The people that are out there, not on motorcycles. Yes, they're not always perfect when they're riding their motorcycles, but we can still do our part to watch out for them. but Well, PSA from Glick for you, the little sons of
Speaker: I'm just sitting here talking to myself and my mic's fucking muted. My bad, guys. I apologize. but But um this is probably going be another early show again tonight. So I just got a couple more stories. And I don't actually think I have a actually think i have a penis report, to be honest with you guys.
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Speaker: Goddamn Stanley Cup playoffs are already going. and NBA playoffs are already going. We're walking and rolling the sports. I got i can't. i mean i got We haven't done a show on a couple Sundays.
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Speaker: So, while jump back in, like I said, got a couple more stories that we'll get to flock up out this biznace. ah but As if things are not already weird enough in California, ah you know, they got all kinds of issues in California at the end of the day.
Speaker: for whatever reason or another, people are dipping the fuck out. Well, the world's first sperm race to be held in Los Angeles. ah and um and then and An unusual startup announced the world's first sperm race.
Speaker: A race involving actual sperm will be held April 25th at the Hollywood ah Palladium, Pallet Palladium, Palladium, sorry, whatever, you know, whatever, nobody cares, in Los in los Angeles.
Speaker: ah Sperm racing, a startup founded by a team of young millionaires, announced representatives from two competing schools, ah the University of Southern California, or USC, and the University of California, Los Angeles, or UCLA, um will provide the microscopic swimmers for the inaugural sperm race.
Speaker: The race will take place under a microscopic camera that will track the progress of the sperm as they attempt to cross the finish line.
Speaker: Oh, my God. Millionaires have too much free time and too much money it's for their own good at the end of the day. ah The race will take place. The startup said that there will be three races held to determine the overall winner and play-by-play commentary.
Speaker: will be provided as well.
Speaker: You beat me to it. I was going to drop it at the end. Ready, set, come. ah Yeah, play-by-play commentary will be provided during each during each heat.
Speaker: ah There will also be instant replays, leaderboards, and betting through approved partners.
Speaker: Sperm racing isn't just about racing sperm, although let's be honest, that's hilarious. Co-founder Eric Zhu wrote in the Sperm Racing Manifesto, it's about turning health into competition, and it's about making male fertility something people actually want to talk about, track, and improve.
Speaker: Zhu wrote that that that health is a race, and everyone deserves a shot at starting at the starting line
Speaker: So, ladies and gentlemen, guys, start start training. Start getting your swimmers up. start Start, to I don't know what you need to do.
Speaker: Taking some vitamins, some protein, some something. Get your swimmers ready, and you could be a professional, well, I guess you could be a professional athlete adjacent. and And put your swimmies, your little swimmers, up.
Speaker: put your little swimmy swimmers up there for the world to see. And hopefully you can step up to the challenge and
Speaker: win. Win you some sperm races? I wonder what kind of... You know how like, ah Wally, Wally, this was for you, buddy.
Speaker: The loser gets aborted. yeah I was going to say, you know, like, and In sports and you win a trophy, like maybe it'd be like racing and there's like a little race car on top of the trophy or baseball. There's a baseball player or a football or something like that. i would if you're If you win, do they just throw like a little sperm character on a trophy and give it to you?
Speaker: Or do you get like a like a championship belt and they got like a whole bunch, like a picture of a bunch of sperms, a little spermma seeds spermus sperm racers? sperm racers Yeah, I don't know, man.
Speaker: I'm curious. You piqued my curiosity at the end of the day. So...
Speaker: ah so
Speaker: um
Speaker: Listening to the critters. But, yeah, I don't know, man. Like I said, millionaires millionaires have two things, far too much money and far too much free time on their hands, apparently, because this is what they're doing now. And and and and they've turned it into a collegiate sport, USC versus UCLA.
Speaker: Keep the rivalry alive, guys. Keep that rivalry alive no matter what you have to do.
Speaker: Not that the rivalry was going but Jesus Christ, man. At the end of the day, seriously, come up
Speaker: on. We were talking about this last night. This is why the aliens keep coming back to visit, man. It's shit like that. That's why they keep coming by and and showing their friends. Look at these. Look at these morons. i think they're called humans, but they're a mess. They're a hot fucking mess.
Speaker: Oh, Lord have mercy. Anyhoo, let's finish up tonight with ah with some stupid...
Speaker: ah
Speaker: with some and stupido criminals. ah Let's start here.
Speaker: ah First and foremost, Florida. we haven't haven't
Speaker: We haven't done a good Florida criminal story in a hot minute around here. But a tech-challenged Florida woman busted after as she accidentally texted a cop instead of her drug dealer.
Speaker: ah She wanted to source some dope, not report one. A tech-challenged Florida woman accidentally texted a cop instead of her drug dealer to buy fentanyl. is Is it really worth it? i mean i don't All I know is fentanyl is fucking killing people left and right.
Speaker: is is it is Is a drug really that worth it to take that risk at the end of the day?
Speaker: Unwittingly narking on herself, according to police who arrested her. Octavia Wells, 41, had been headed to rehab when she texted a man she previously entered in her phone as PJ, and allegedly offering to pay $45 the opiate,
Speaker: to pay forty five dollars for the opiate According to the Bay County Sheriff's Office, the dim-witted druggie then arranged to meet the guy on the other line at Tom Thumb convenience store in Panama City, according to the police report obtained by the smoking gun.
Speaker: But when she or arrived at the store, narcotic cops were waiting there to arrest her. The police said just chilling out, waiting for her dumb ass to show up.
Speaker: Um, the sperm that created her are definitely not winning the race. I'm just going to say, uh, Wells will soon learned, mistakenly contacted Steven, uh, Petty, John, an investigator with the Bay County Sheriff's office known as PJ with whom she had had previous, uh, iterations with, uh, according to the police.
Speaker: I never heard of that word. I died. Whatever. She allegedly told cops Petty John's name was similar to the drug dealers, according to the arrest affidavit.
Speaker: Guess who else got arrested, ladies and gentlemen? Her drug dealer. but I don't know if that's true or not. It doesn't say. Wells' previous interactions with the investigator were not described in the complaint, so they didn't really say.
Speaker: she was in charge or She was then charged with unlawful use of a communications device, possession of drug paraphermilia for of paraphernalia, yeah And driving on a suspended license.
Speaker: Yeah. ah
Speaker: yeah I've never done drugs before. um
Speaker: I've never done drugs before, so I don't know like how to go about...
Speaker: reaching out to your drug dealer or anything like that. But I would imagine and I would assume that
Speaker: I would have them listed in my phone like as something like Tom, my drug dealer, you know Tom, my weed man, Frank, my crank, Frank, my crank. Frank McCrack guy, Matt the meth man, you know, like something like that. So I wouldn't make, I don't know.
Speaker: Again, i don't know. I ain't never done drugs. So, uh, you know, and alcohol is legal. So I don't have to worry about calling somebody up and being like, Hey man, meet me in a back alley and let me score a six pack.
Speaker: Uh, um, so ah
Speaker: um
Speaker: Beyond me. At the end of the day. i just. I don't know. I would think. Like I said. I would think that you would have it in your phone. So that you kind of knew. Like this is my guy. Fitting all Tommy or whatever.
Speaker: I don't know. People are fucking dumb. and People are really fucking dumb.
Speaker: At the end of the day.
Speaker: um but got one more, one more, one more for you right here. We talked about this chick a few months back. OnlyFans model who filmed herself urinating on grocery store food.
Speaker: ah Ladies and gentlemen, she's back at it again. ah she She just recently got busted
Speaker: for but So New Hampshire only fans model who allegedly filmed herself urinating on grocery store food has been busted over a peace free in a hotel room, including she pissed on the Bible.
Speaker: I don't know why that was a necessity to put in there. Like, I don't get it to, to, to, to each their own at the end of the day. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: Kelly, Kelly Tedford 24 was hit with fresh charges this week for allegedly urinating all over a room at a Marriott in a knee bag and back in just January. So here it is.
Speaker: I, that doesn't surprise me at all. Actually, i don't I don't know. Is that like, I mean, I, obviously it's, I guess in some people's eyes, it's pretty disrespectful, but yeah,
Speaker: I don't know. It's just weird. Like we're going to throw that into a key factor. um Back in January, court documents. So, so yeah, just just but about four months or so ago, we we just talked we talked about this chick right here on this show because she was going around pissing on shit in the grocery store.
Speaker: And I said back then, she should be put down because she's got problems. And here we go. Repeat offender. Tedford, who goes by Kinky Kelly on her OnlyFans is accused of recording herself peeing on an air conditioner unit, comforter, curtains, and a Bible inside the room.
Speaker: The documents try. Very hydrated, young lady. Congratulations. At least you stayed hydrated. ah She also allegedly defecated on the floor before hiding her feces in the tank of the... So she shit on the floor.
Speaker: ah She went through the effort. picking up her shit on the floor. Good on you, I guess. I wonder if she rubbed her own nose in it. ah But she scooped up her shit and threw it in the tank of the fish, of the fish, of the of the goddamn toilet.
Speaker: Like, so much more time and energy went into you throwing it into the back of the tank as opposed to just dropping it in the bowl. And you could have left it there. would have had the same effect. Actually, me, yeah, it it would have had the same exact effect.
Speaker: Just dropping it in the toilet bowl and not flushing it because you throw it in the tank. Yeah. I mean, it's still, it's, it's still going to go down the toilet. It's just going to come out when people flush and they're going to like, what the fuck?
Speaker: That's weird. Whatever. Or they're going to call hotel maintenance or something and have them come in.
Speaker: The alleged perp was hit with five criminal mischief charges over the sickening ordeal. the The filings obtained at the Smoking Gun Show. ah The gross saga allegedly unfolded just weeks before she was arrested for spraying a slew of products at the
Speaker: Mononok Food Co-op, which is also located in Keene, where she urined. With her urine, sorry. So she Sounds like she wasn't actually just dropping trowel and urinating. It sounded like pissed in a spray bottle.
Speaker: She was just spraying shit down.
Speaker: Eh, just a book. I didn't write it. That's kind of my opinion on it
Speaker: ah
Speaker: Her alleged display cost the grocery store about $1,500 for the ruined products and cleaning expense, the police department said at that time. The local store was also forced to issue recall for organic um cornmeal, polenta, coconut shirtw shreds, and raw... Nobody's eating this fucking shit.
Speaker: Nobody's eating this shit. it's You weird-ass organic people. Cops said the grocery store footage was among a trove of online videos they uncovered and that documented similar disgusting acts dating back to 2021, y'all.
Speaker: She's been doing this shit for like four years. And people aren't paying for it on her OnlyFans. I don't know what's worse. Her actions are the people who are paying for it. Y'all some weird motherfuckers. There is an ass for every seat.
Speaker: I say it every week. I feel like I say it every week. There really is an ass for every seat. And if if you're going to do something, somebody's going to get off on it.
Speaker: Somebody's going to find a way to get off on it I mean, I wouldn't either, but there's people out there that are. but I don't think anybody accused you of it. yeah
Speaker: i But, um, hey, man, it is what it is at the end of the day, I guess. It is what it is at the end of the day. Um,
Speaker: At this time, it appears likely that similar historic incidents occurred in Keene and surrounding communities where Tedford contaminated items and or surfaces with urine, police said.
Speaker: She was slapped with criminal mischief charge over the grocery store ordeal and is due to be arraigned on all charges on May 8. That's the problem too. They're not really doing anything about it.
Speaker: Like a criminal mischief charge. I mean, that's, that's, that's basically, uh, just a little slap on the wrist at the end of the day. Um,
Speaker: um Shit, my fucking laptop's about to die. This could get interesting.
Speaker: ah It's a good thing I'm going to get ready and end the show
Speaker: um But yeah, i mean, that's that's part of the biggest problem is that they're they're they're not doing anything about it at the end of the day. They're just giving her a slap on the wrist and tell her to on about your business, go pee somewhere else, I guess, at the end of the day.
Speaker: Super fucking weird on their part. Like, I don't know. I don't really even know what charges they could throw we down on I think there'd be a lot heavier charges or a lot, I can't think of the words, um,
Speaker: heavier punishment, uh, especially for like the grocery store incidences, because you're, you're jacking with people's food. I mean, that's kind of like a biological, what do they call that? Biological assault. You know, like people have gotten hemmed up for spitting on people, uh, and you're spraying your, your fucking urine on people's food and shit.
Speaker: But, um, man, what fuck do I know? I'm just, I'm just dude. living in Ohio and just living his life at the end of the day, just trying to be a decent fucking human being and not be a complete fucking shit bag. I guess, I don't know.
Speaker: Um, people are fucking tripping, but any who he's, do appreciate y'all listening. Appreciate y'all hanging out. Sorry. It was another short show. Uh, you know, forgive me.
Speaker: Uh, it's, this is a, this is a hard one to do on your own. So I gotta, I gotta get cracking and see if I can't, uh, scrounge me up a new co-host somehow, some way. ah Tune in tomorrow night. Like I said, we will be covering the NFL draft live.
Speaker: ah Wally, myself, Rick, and Derek Wayne will be mean hanging out, talking a little little NFL, adding our two cents on the picks and all that stuff.
Speaker: And we're going to cover round one. And then, of course, we'll We'll have a full recap of the NFL draft on Sunday on on Unnecessary Roughness, our thoughts and opinions and and and all that good stuff. So check out the rest of the shows here on the network tomorrow night. wall he is Well, tomorrow night's draft night.
Speaker: Friday night is trivia night on Nonsense and Chill. Blaze and Michael, myself, I'll be there. Maybe Tony will be back. um Who else? i don't We don't know who else is going to step up for trivia.
Speaker: But we got trivia night, Friday night. It is comic book movies excluding the MCU and the DCU. So everything but those two worlds or the MCEU or whatever the fuck they call it.
Speaker: um
Speaker: What else was I going to say? Oh, yeah. Saturday we'll be back with Unnecessary Roughness. Nonsensical Nonsense. Uh, our Saturday night shenanigans doing what we do, hanging out, shooting the shit, opening the door and letting everybody come in and hang out with us.
Speaker: We love hanging out with you guys on Saturdays and Sundays. Like I said, unnecessary roughness. We're back recapping the draft and probably some other sports shit. Like I said, playoffs for basketball and hockey have kicked off.
Speaker: Um, so we'll be talking a little bit about that Monday while he's back. I believe he has a guest this week and I cannot remember his name right now. ah and don I've never watched Andor.
Speaker: ah I can't remember who his guest is, but I know Wally has a guest. Dustin. Just Dustin. Monday night. So they'll be talking motorsports. I think the season is is officially kicked off locally.
Speaker: So they'll be talking all that stuff. And then Tuesday, i am back again with Glick's House of Music with who on
Speaker: Who is my guest this week?
Speaker: I gotta look at my calendar. ah Who on earth is my guest this week? Rock group. So we'll be hanging out, getting to know them and and hearing about their music and all that stuff and listening to some of their music.
Speaker: And then tune in next Wednesday night for a brand new episode of What the Fuck News. Dustin Henning. There we go. Thank you. Appreciate that. Dustin Henney will be hanging out with Wally Monday on Speedway Stories.
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