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Nonsensical Nonsense: The freaks come out at night
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Man oh man ya just never know whats gonna happen on NN or who's gonna answer the call of the Open Door Challenge lots of guests and wild conversation
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Chaotic Humor & Show Introduction
00:04:11
Speaker
Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short. The box is full. My bottle of glue's topped off. from My helmet's on tight, baby. We bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:04:25
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thats What, baby?
00:04:31
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who who but and about sons of the show right bunch of chuckleheads riffra <unk>ling it's What's going everybody? Happy motherfucking Saturday. You know what time it is. It's time for a little nonsensical nonsense. It's Saturday night. That means things are probably going to get a whole up fucking weird at some point tonight.
00:04:58
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And I say that only because, as as always, I'm joined by my guys. On the bottom, Blaze, the professional bottom. The professional bottom. Nice. Nice. To my side. To my side. My only reason forever, side bitch. The one and only Jeff. That's me. And you guys know me. I'm your champ. I am the greatest of all time.
00:05:24
Speaker
A big dumb Sasquatch, ladies and gentlemen, but I go by Glick. You can call me Glick if I like. He's a big dumb animal, isn't he, folks? Ladies and gentlemen. We're like a fucking circus or a zoo. You can come and watch us three the through the safety of your screens. Yeah, I like how you changed that up even though you're the one who said it. Yeah, you see that? Yeah, even though you're the one who said that's how you like to eat you. What? but at lose At least I didn't think I was standing on my head doing it. and dont Like not even remotely went through my head the first time I heard it.
00:06:02
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never once in a minute. Well, I've also never had a dick in my mouth and I've never once compared it. Whoa. Did you the thing playing? Because Glick needs his stickers upside down. But when I told him that, he literally thought he was standing on like off the edge of the bed with his head upside down. No, no, I thought you were. so Don't don't try to change it up. if You have a cook video proof of you saying, Oh, I know. Snickers.
00:06:29
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and Don't try to change it up now. Don't put that don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. I'm sorry. ne Memes don't lie, Glick. And it says, Glick eats his dick or it's upside down. So the veining texture is on his tongue. Is that the case? Because you're not the only one that can create memes around here. I'm going to create a meme for you. I'm going to jam. I mean, it's crazy that you feel this way of people of color and the thing that you want to do to little boys, but memes don't lie.
00:06:58
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but
00:07:03
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Anyways, it is nonsensical nonsense. It is Saturday night. That means the open door challenge is in full effect. DJ Jeff, drop that link one time. Link is in the chat. All you got to do is click that link. Come up with us. All we ask is that you please turn your camera on and that you put your penis in your butt hole away because we don't want to see it. Well,
00:07:21
Speaker
Blaze and Jeff may want to see it after hours. The way you just said that sounded like you said, put your penis in your butthole. And I went, whoa. You know what? Whatever works. As long as it's not on camera, and we don't see it. I don't care what you do with it. And if you could put your own penis in your butthole, congratulations, sir. Or I'm sorry about your luck, because as we've learned on Wednesday nights, it's not always better.
00:07:46
Speaker
Oh my gosh. You still haven't scarred me as much as Blaze did, but I'm i'm mildly scarred. What are you talking about, Willis? Look, man, I don't act all fucking innocent. Mr. I got a sad story for you and that's four hours long and will make you want to burn your computer. Look, I've given you stories. I've given you stories about penises being peeled like a banana.
00:08:13
Speaker
I'm giving you stories about penises being split in half. I'm giving you stories. Will you listen to Blaze tell that story? In in his and his entire Ben Stein-ness, Ben Stein-ness of it, because he reads it like Ben Stein, like it's just every day, like he's reading fucking Shakespeare. how you look Look, that's been weeks ago. I need you to get over it. No.
00:08:36
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Stop being a bitch. We'll talk about it be about it stupid bitch he looked like youeller bueller And then he sat on my face and I liked it what Wow Well, ladies and gentlemen with that being said don't forget you can't follow us on social media We are everywhere Facebook Instagram X and ticky-tocky for as long as it lasts There have been rumors but there's been one for the last five years. So we'll have to wait and see what happens.
Humorous Political Commentary & Controversial Jokes
00:09:10
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Don't forget shows are live Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And you can listen to any time, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at the nonsense will network or simply go to bio dot.link slash nonsense will network. All them links is there. You know, the drill. Follow it, like it, share it. And don't forget to check out our merch store. That link is there as well. Yeah.
00:09:34
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and Do the creepy thing that Jeff says. but but
00:09:41
Speaker
Whoa. Excuse me. I got Biden bars tonight. Again? Whoa. Always. Biden bars. Means his computer is falling asleep. My internet's slow. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Sleepy. Sleepy internet. sleep Sleepy internet. Sleepy internet Biden.
00:10:04
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I love how we've brought him around. You brought me around. Come to the dark side, please. even even You started trash on the Democrats and everything. Yeah, I'd love it. really democrat i use yeah talk I talk trash on both.
00:10:24
Speaker
Equal opportunities, that's what opportunity right that's what I am. I forgot. Blaze is a communist, I forgot. I mean, i mean my with with with my full my full my full political stance is zero government. Full on goddamn communist. Yeah. Commie, son of a bitch. Some people do, yeah. yeah i have been I have been called a commie.
00:10:48
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that's okay. Hey, you know what? At the end of the day, you're you're you're you're our blaze and we wouldn't take our blaze any other way. Like I'm your commie. You're our **** commie and if you non commie sons of **** don't like it, you can come talk to me. We'll make you debate blaze and we'll just sit back and talk to you here. What for? That's what I tell Nikki. I don't give her the old what for right here. I don't Only a few short weeks, ladies and gentlemen, until we go back to the 1950s, women have no rights, and we can go back to kicking their asses legally.
00:11:26
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yeah What you say, woman? Give me my food. Or else. Or else wenaing back back in the kitchen make me sp thissss where else the old what for is going to get you, if you know what I mean.
00:11:48
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I none of us, none of us here at the nonsense. What did your tell ever do to you? None of us here at the nonsensical network condone or agree with spousal abuse. We do not agree with domestic violence unless it's deserved. It's called equal opportunity or earned. Like when Jeff was, Jeff and I were married. I used to whoop his ass all the time. Jeff, what do you got around your neck?
00:12:18
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my necklace but with your ladies with your ladies uh t-shirt on it looks like one of those uh no no no no no we've talked about that though that's a pajama shirt that's a pajama shirt that's a lady shirt it's a pajama no they're they're they're uh chinese coins It looks like that hole that you get in your neck from smoking, you know, and you gotta have the voice. i'm trying like the this the words not and i mean that yeah Looks like he's about to go give away free lollipops. Yeah, and my name is Jeff.
00:12:58
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I'm not even bias. Let's party. That's what it looks like the way it's sitting on your chest. I was like, is that a fucking mole that I've never seen before? but on his neck Maybe if you kiss me on a neck more, you know. yeah You think I want to kiss that face? there what You don't want to do to that face.
00:13:20
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No, I've literally had these same four coins for like three years. Well, yeah, know i know it and now that i not now that she told me, I know what they are, but the way that they were sitting on your with your lady collar. Well, usually, like like I said, with like this t-shirt, it's got like a big hole. like The neck hole is massive. Yeah, it's for ladies. It's for ladies. That's because it's made for a kid, but you got like an adult head and a child body. Yeah. when you play However, however
00:13:57
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Glick can attest to this. What the fuck? I do not have a big head. Like, if you seem to wear a hat, it's like Glick's buttons on his hat, it's down to like the last two, so it's got most of the extra hanging off when I wear a hat. It's hard for me to find hats that fit. Where is my... Where is my... That reminds me. I think I looked it upstairs.
00:14:19
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no Like in in order for me to wear a hat, like how Glick has his sizeable hat, one size fits all hat, to be able to get that many buttons being used, I have to buy a child's hat that does the same thing. I believe it. Because you like glick Glick's hat, I could probably put both hands in that as well. We all know that you, what you know, we've known for years that you shop in the in the in the kids section, you know, for for various reasons.
00:14:52
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I'm like I'm like Prince. I stopped at the store and it was Boys Department. Yeah, you shop and in the Boys Department for clothes and dates.
00:15:07
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But now, apparently, you're shopping in the little girls department judging by your shirt. Well, my clothes cost about half what yours do because they're meant for kids. I'm just... i You know what? I hate to break it to you, but...
00:15:18
Speaker
kids clothes are just as fucking expensive however being the saquash that i am and i have to buy double excel or triple excel and certain things I do have to pay extra. See, know the only time I have to buy x yeah the only time I have to buy XL is like I'm not for condoms. I'm buying blankets. If you're buying a shirt for your wife.
00:15:45
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It's not a bad joke on his wife. the fact No, because my wife wears the same size shirt as I do. Like, my wife will steal my shirts. Yeah. I can imagine Jeff's condom socks. Which is funny, because my life sucks. Big boobs. Pretty much. Just the pinky fingers.
00:16:04
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just Yeah, I got it's it's a glove du ah that can go five times um um like we using recycle but has cycle you Remember a couple years ago when we talked about dusty spunk Just a couple years ago, but yes, it was earlier this year. Well There's a new one And I did not find the full video, but I saw this literally just before we started. So I have to, um' I'm downloading it now. It's not Wednesday. You know that, right? and No, this isn't news. This is just something I think we should definitely talk about because does I have, I have, I know what I mean. This would be the night to talk about tick talk, not news.
00:16:58
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Right. ah I know what I'm getting you guys for your ways. Does this pertain to dead ashes? No. Did we talk about it? Did we talk about? No, not yet. But hold i check this out. Let's make another beautiful pubic hair ring. Let's not. OK. What the fuck was that? It like came up. therere what The Pubic hair ring.
00:17:24
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Oh yeah, I'm good. here we talk about it Did we talk about it on here or did I just see it in my scrolling? Apparently the new thing is to take your loved ones ashes huh and turn them into bongs.
Creative Uses for Ashes & Humorous Takes
00:17:45
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You're your mom's under the seat. I'm just saying you see the ball. He's like, I heard bomb. but yeah I'm waiting. I have to check that out. Okay. So we didn't talk about it on here. I must have caught it when I was scrolling reels. So the new thing is that all the stoners place, these are your people that they're doing is they're bringing their, their loved ones ashes.
00:18:09
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into um there's a shop i can't remember where it is but the guy like makes custom made bongs and pipes and stuff like that glass pipes and whatnot yeah and they and they're bringing in their ashes and having their ashes infused into the glass and stuff this girl came in oh that's and i guess she i guess she came in her boyfriend had passed away i don't know how he died nor do i care but he had died and she wanted to win They, they, she wanted a way to have him close at all times. And as she said, one of our favorite things to do together was get high. So she asked the guy and the guy did it. Well, word got around and now that's like the hottest thing at his shop. where what they can
00:18:56
Speaker
pipes and bong that just infuse the ashes into the glass you do that like resin too like you know how youve seen as news so he to make like these and and I'm not I mean you know you don't have to be a weed smoker to appreciate what this the glass work that this guy does oh that I've watched those lastlowing videos and oh jesus it's insane yeah so I was like This looks like it'd be something right up blazes, Ali. Yeah, I'm definitely going to Blazes are going to be like, mom, dad, sorry, I love you guys. But I learned a new thing. Time to go. I'm calling it now. If Blaze's ex-wife mysteriously dies, everybody needs to go check out Blaze's new book. I'm just saying. No, I wouldn't waste the money on that.
00:19:50
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but but I just thought, i just thought to you know, I don't know. I find that kind of stuff cool. What people do with their loved ones ashes. yeah i like me i don't you You're actually writing down ideas, I'm sure, because your mom's still underneath the drunk passenger seat of your car. Yeah, I know what I want to do. The problem is, is so my mom was an avid teddy bear collector. Okay. Like she film there was. Although, build a bear is kind of tainted, considering I'm going to steal one and stuff you with it.
00:20:20
Speaker
yeah no what i want to do what i want to do and i found them so this is my problem when i find that when i find they hit they make urns and they shapes any but problem so this is my this this is my problem so what You're not Jay-Z, you have a hundred problems. This is one of my problems. This is one. i move Speaking of Jay-Z, Jay-Z just got a new brand new set of problems. But i mean we'll we'll talk about that down the road here. It's no longer 99. Let's be real. something pay And a bitch is one.
00:20:59
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but no so i i always find i like i'll find an urn that i really like and i don't have the money for it or when i have the money i can't fucking find them right right right so in the meantime mom is still in but also this is the other conundrum that i'm in i think mom likes being in the car because as i've told you guys the couple times that i've taken her out of the car and put her in the house and put her up somewhere safe crazy bitches knocked everything down in the closet. Well, is she in a cardboard box or a folders? She's shes she's it's in a fucking double wear. She's in a Tupperware container and then it's sealed and then it's got two big Ziploc freezer bags over top. I know a guy who does a glass arms. He's a glass man working. Yeah. But how much are they?
00:21:51
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Uh, probably, it'll probably cost you anywhere from 800 or a thousand dollars. Yeah, I'm only trying to spend like three or four dollars on that bitch. Fold your skin, buddy. Fold your skin. Is there here? No, no. i sink A sink again. Get her a fucking sink again.
00:22:08
Speaker
yeah Yeah, yeah, some people are gonna be in the launch of this or to go he's talking about his dead mom folks There's something wrong with him. Trust me. Trust me if she could if she could hear me she says she's laughing yeah but You know what I actually on the but I think probably be cool to do is is uh Like you know how to do lathe work Yeah. So you get get a lathe and you infuse your mom's ashes into a a block of dresses and then and then you laid it out so it looks cool and then you put the rest of the asses in it. Man, that's a lot of work. I don't know if she deserves all that.
00:22:56
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I just like being creative. I like building shit. so was like but i get motion tools like small yeah good yeah ah goodja but It's a whole hell of a lot cheaper just to find a bear online and throw her ashes at it. But the problem is I'm going to have to get something to hang on my rear view mirror so that she's still in the car.
00:23:19
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You know what I mean? but So then that, then I have that conversation. You're gonna stuff the ram rabbit rabbit, cut the foot off and then stuff your mom and then sew it up. Oh, what ah what what is this hanging from your mirror? What is this hanging from your review mirror? Oh, it's my mom. me the what She's really small. She lost a lot of weight at the end.
00:23:45
Speaker
or or or do I get somebody that could do like really good effects and make it look like a finger put her ashes in it and then when so if somebody's in the car and they're like what's this and they grab a hold of him like that's my mom's finger we cut it off and at it preserved then I actually watched a video of this guy he did he does uh he does those molds and then he pours so he he makes a mold with uh it looks like a silicone mold and then he pours uh Another kind of type of silicone silicone in it and makes like things that look like hands and fingers and stuff. Yeah So like you infuse it with your mom's ashes, too you like yeah like Like I've even looked for like like piggy banks that are in the shapes of bears, you know what I mean? But I just haven't found one that I like I gotta to find the right one You know what I mean? But I also know that I got to keep part of her in the car Otherwise crazy bitch is gonna break the fucking urn and then i'm gonna just be like, you know what?
00:24:44
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Now you're just going to get thrown out in the yard. Yeah. Now this is a big chain with engine oil. Now you can be part of the car. But Jeff would have heard if I put my mom's ashes in my oil. Not much. It's not like you're putting a hole in. I sawdust in there. I sawdust. Let's throw a finger.
00:25:04
Speaker
like you're huge mean that's quiet he doesn' take the honor body to take I had to take my car to the shop. They're like, what happened? ah There's some, some kind of, I'm like, I don't know. They watch the show. They're like, they're like, watch your show. Have you seen those TikTok videos like customer states?
Fears & Personal Anecdotes with Humor
00:25:31
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There was one, it was like customer states, there's a rattling when they turn left and turn right. And behind the seat is a metal ball. yeah
00:25:46
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and so really i see I see one of those. And they, they said in the wheel well and they pulled the cover off and there was a fucking 10 foot rattlesnake inside of the fucking wheel well.
00:25:59
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They said every time, you know what, I always hear like a rattle outside of my car, you know, and they took it in and homeboy, you got a little plastic cover. That's out in the wheel. Well, whatever he started taking the little bolts, screws things out and and started to peel it back to look inside fucking face-to face to face with a fucking rattler, man. They would have gotten a call from the insurance company. I don't know. Wow. But your car burnt down in our shop.
00:26:27
Speaker
You're getting a free one. I don't fuck with snakes. I am. I am not Indian. That's what you do. There's compressed. There's compressed air tanks that, you know, like the air or you just like, hey, sneak right in the fucking face. I'm not saying a lot. Thanks. Freak me out.
00:26:49
Speaker
Fucking Guam had a huge brown snake problem and they were not, they weren't poisonous, but I had a boss that was very scared of him. So I caught one, and I cut its head off and I took the rest of the sink inside of the office. I sort of got, as soon as he saw that motherfucker, he jumped from one side of the office to the other and like, it just like, it snapped. Fucking my dad, my dad. some three mistakes Jeff's a huge fan of black snakes. Yeah, big ones. No, my dad is so afraid of snakes that my mom used to have a Pontiac Sunfire station wagon and dad would use it. It's a Pontiac Sunfire station wagon, dude. I want to look that up because I used to have a Sunfire. It was a convertible.
00:27:34
Speaker
I've never hold on. I'm not I'm not arguing with you. i have I agree with you. I just want to see my sister's boyfriend. ah But dad was fishing out of the back of it next to a river and he saw a snake. He didn't even real shit in duty. He closed the tailgate on that fucker and drove away. The sun sun was at the sunburn. I think it's called the sunburners. I thought it was a sunfire wagon. I want to look it up. I want to see what this looks like.
00:28:05
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only only shit Oh, I remember. I didn't realize those were birds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My mom had ah like kind of a not quite baby blue, but not quite dark blue. mean very much i I found your mom's. It's a red one with a Confederate flag on it. It's the first one that backed up. You met my mom. I had the guy. I can't. What was what was mine? It was a ninety three. Ninety four and it was a convertible.
00:28:35
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sh shit. It's actually they were very similar to the Cavalier. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what they look like. I mean, they were GM. Right. Actually, this is exactly what mine looked like. It was white and everything. Yeah.
00:28:57
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I loved it, man. That's it was. ah I mean, it was it wasn't like super flashy or anything like that. Little, for you like little four banger. I think I paid four hundred dollars for it and it ran. and it was great I learned something about those. Apparently the the and here's here's one. This is the Sunfire wagon. Yes. This is exactly one my mom had. Well, that's 57 Chevy.
00:29:20
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No, it's not. It is a 57. I'll be there. I wouldn't even look at it. I wouldn't even look at it behind it. But apparently those those Pontiac wagons, they're unkillable. Like they time Pontiac ah Pontiac is an amazing brand. I had my son's run. I had it for three. I paid four hundred bucks for it. I had it for three years. Ran great.
00:29:46
Speaker
Never had a problem with it. I turned around and sold it for 500. Some kid in the neighborhood just turned 16, needed a car. His dad, you know, that car had been sitting because I had actually upgraded into my pickup truck and I, and I bought my Pontiac G6. Um, and he came over and asked if anything was wrong with it. I said, no, I just, uh, you know, I'm, I'm local and I'm driving my truck more. Uh, I just really drive that every once in a while.
00:30:14
Speaker
And he's like, uh, how much you want for it? I don't know. And I was like, it wasn't really trying to sell it. And so make me an offer. He said, I'll give you six cash. I said, give me five when we got a deal. He was like, okay. Yeah. no But it it hits under of it for another couple of years. Uh, I have, I, I found a new obsession. Like my new obsession is is fucking wagons, dude, because I found about Volvo back in 96. They made this.
00:30:42
Speaker
yeah well wos nope for their way it's to Turbo five cylinder with 240 horsepower from the factory In 96, that's a fucking rocket ship What's I know some kids show we Magic rocket ship or something We're going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship. Yeah, there it is. And that one. Yeah. What for is you doing, woman? I have a question for you. No, Jeff, I'm tired of your fucking questions. Well, this one's good. You always have a fucking question. Remember, we had discussion about the 10-year-olds. You see this? Do it, Nicky! Beat his ass! Come in with the best! You see this? I got a 1-4. You're going to get it. She knows. I have her trained. She already knows what that is.
00:31:44
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She got Libby the other night and she got a big old knot on the back of her head. Jeff is tired over here because of what she just said. Because I was back here already talking about the what for. Yeah. Said, oh, a couple of weeks away before it's 1950s, baby. We could kick our women's asses legally and just give them the whole rule of thumb.
00:32:10
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i I gave her the old what for? right she got punched in Back of the head and now she's got a knot on it. I i saw a TikTok video the other day and I thought it would make it. That's a joke people before anybody hears that. I don't we've none of know one of us know. but but Neither one of us know what happened. I asked her if it was from the window seal, but she was like, no, that would have been in the top of my head. and i was like ill like but i saw him think cota video The other day and I thought it would be a great so discussion What's that? So This is the question. What is something you can say in bed with your woman that you can also say? In a job interview a bruises in a job interview not so my head Wait, hold on. No Good I was just making a comment in general about the new regime in a couple weeks
00:33:11
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And then now I'm trying to figure out my lighting. I don't know if I like this, if I like this, or if I like this. I don't like this, because I can't do this. Second one. A, B, or C? C. Well, you can turn the light on. I just turned it off. The answer is 42.
00:33:30
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yeah It's purple. Blaze and I have decided that's our answer for every question from now on. we watched detect turns i in the galaxy the other day my answer every question is purple You can turn the light off. I just turned it off because it is a mess back there behind me. Well, tell her get on it.
00:33:55
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No, here's my question, Glick. Let's go. What is something you can say in bed with your lady that you can also say in a job interview and it fits perfectly? want me on my knees for that or not you i have the
00:34:22
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chocolate
00:34:27
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um'm vo to tear that suppose you can't sit in and stop interview a job interview Who's the champ? I found i'm found a hole in the champ. How many vacation days do I get? oh What about after the interview? Can I give him the old good game? Good game. hello they're go
00:34:55
Speaker
yeah hello boom So I have a couple of answers here for you. that I, when I watched this, I laughed for a good 20 minutes. And give me a second to upload because we got 400 fucking music videos. My shit, you fucking slut. Next week, next week. i Yeah, I got to delete some stuff because next week is going to be a very Christmas themed episode. And I have all new Christmas music. um circle talking about Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about free. You talking about Saturday?
00:35:35
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Yeah, next Saturday. This is the last Saturday before Christmas. Yeah. oh I like some people who like to claim them to be friends. They can be your friends. Our family are over at the Southern Outlaws Band. They have a Christmas album that came out a couple weeks back. Our last month, I think it was. And all of our breaks will be Christmas music by the Southern Outlaws.
00:36:01
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Nice. That's cool. I'm looking for I was going to do it I was going to do one tonight, but I was like, no, I'll save it for next Saturday. Yeah. So i guess you guys should be in your Christmas best sweaters or t-shirts we're going to celebrate. I'll be wearing something. See, I don't I don't have an ugly sweater. I have an ugly birthday suit.
00:36:23
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um yeah ive seen Why do you think why do you think I changed our meetings to the behind the rest stop? where there's less lighting instead of in front of i o that's not this's got some winner not for daylight savings but we lot wear a tear on it Let's go out back where there's less light. So I have the answers for things you can say in a job interview that you can also say in bed with your lady. Check it out. And what can you say in a job interview that you can stay in bed This is being recorded for training purposes. Hey, what can you say at a job interview can say in bed? Is there any other openings I can fill? What can you say at a job interview that you can say in bed?
00:37:25
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Sorry, what's your name again? Hey, what can you say at a job interview that you can in bed?
00:37:54
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yeah that that but we already hold her da what is ah oh man na
00:38:12
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but thing i saw that and i laugh so far where they know Did you hear about the guy do you remember a while back The Bulls used to do like, do a foul line to shot. Foul line to do. First of all, say it right. The Bulls. The Bulls. The Bulls. The Bulls. There was a guy back in this, obviously in the 90s, but there was a guy in the 90s, the Bulls had a thing where if you stood on the opposite foul line and shoot a shot and get it in, you wouldn't like a million bucks.
00:38:54
Speaker
They do that all the time still. Well, this guy won it. He you know, he ain't nothing but net kind of deal, right? And they never paid him because and that's why we end up one friend we hate. In the fine print, you couldn't you couldn't have played basketball in any. Uh. Like a capacity of like a team in the past, but because he played basketball the YMCA in like 83.
00:39:24
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ah In a small league, he was, he was known boy. And that's why we don't like the Bulls. One of the many reasons why nobody likes the Chicago Bulls, unless you're from Chicago. They stopped liking Chicago Bulls and Michael Jordan retired. i and Like in the Chicago Bulls when Michael Jordan was drafted. but me Right? It wasn't my point. There's no bandwagon to jump on anymore. I don't like the Bulls. I never liked the Bulls. bandwagon when it comes to basketball.
00:39:52
Speaker
I will never be a fan of the Bulls. I will never root for the Bulls. Michael Jordan broke my heart so much in the 90s. Actually, not just Michael Jordan, that team, cuz I'm a Cavs fan and every year in the playoffs, ah i get the Cavs would either make, they would make the playoffs, Mark Price and the Cavs. They would get there and they would look good and whether it be the East Championship or somewhere before the Eastern Championship, cuz there's an Eastern and Western Conference.
00:40:22
Speaker
like So you have the Eastern champ takes on the Western champ for the NBA championship. It was always fucking Michael Jordan and Scotty Pippin and Sexton and fucking Rodman and and they and they would beat my fucking Cavaliers. So Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls, you can go to hell. Nobody likes you. yeah I'll tell you what.
00:40:45
Speaker
I'll take place in my, in hell, in my opinion, sports race so much. I had any one wish I want Michael Jordan's deal that he got for Jordan. and if issues but just but is What is something that you're, it's you're very passionate about. I don't know outside of smoking weed, but yeah, but weed is weed politics. You're like watching about politics. I'm passionate about politics, but but not just like.
00:41:09
Speaker
I'm passionate about it. Arguments like good arguments like rhetoric, communication, debates, ah philosophy, shit like that. OK, well, like well we I don't really know how to turn that into a comparison, but we're going to try to do politics. You don't like necessarily like I don't I don't. So I think honestly, I don't I try not to.
Sports Fandom & Celebrity Death Pool
00:41:33
Speaker
have my beliefs, so ingrained in my personality that when you're challenged or, you know, some tribalist, totally wrong. I'm just, I'm just trying to make a, conspiracy a comparison of like sports fandom. Why, why as a sports fan, we hate certain teams and I don't really know outside of like debate and and being smarter than the average person. Cause boys is fucking way smarter than me.
00:41:58
Speaker
be well actually i i do was gli and i like I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not hiding more but I I am doing my Pepsi. I have a couple big beers downstairs. I might go grab some IPA. Yeah. Hi. and Get your beers. Yeah. Hi. Get some beer. Oh, Jeff correction. I was being a smart ass earlier because I had no idea who won between Army and Navy today but Navy did win. maybe I think let me double check that before I'm wrong again. I did. We we did make a a discovery last night on on nonsense and chill. Yes, Navy did. Navy did win. What was the score? Navy Navy was the only loss Army had all season. 11 and 31 to 13. Oh wow. Blaze and I made a discovery last night that I'd never noticed.
00:42:56
Speaker
The the ah Hans Gruber stole stole John McClain's last cigarette. He pocketed this shit. Oh. Dude, I was seriously pissed. They're on the roof and John's like, you you want a cigarette? Hans takes the pack, takes the cigarette out. There's one left and he puts it in his pocket. I was like, what an asshole. The blaze brought it up last night.
00:43:20
Speaker
Does anybody know what the deal is with Connor? Where's he at? What do you mean? Well, he's working late shifts and he's going to college and he's got a wife and kids so. Well, I want to I want to out message and see. See if he's coming up. You know his his legs just started normally working more, so I mean he's probably, you know, busy. He is taking finger pointing to a whole new level.
00:43:49
Speaker
I saw something earlier, but I wanted to bring it up, but I can't find it. Seriously.
00:44:00
Speaker
You know, you can mess with me directly. Yeah, well, we have a great channel. um yeah it As I say, or you can suck my dick, Jeff. How's that sound?
00:44:12
Speaker
Suck it real good. Suck it real good. My dick's not salty, but the cookie filling is. a little pitch its but the the under my calendar I Just ah I started a new Thing not only am I sending Nicki food videos from tick-tock. I'm sending her drink videos. I found these nice these drinks I sent Nicki do they look dope as fuck. Hold on. Let me find it. I gotta I can't know what they are so go ahead Why you're looking at up? So we are
00:44:51
Speaker
two weeks away from the finale of our celebrity death point this year. I know. Wait, say that again. We saw our pics here coming up. Hold on. Hold on. I'm getting there. I'm down with that.
00:45:15
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um
00:45:20
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So we are two weeks away from the finale on the 27th. Okay. And then what up, Wally? You missed a wrestling show today, man. Cash was calling you out. I didn't.
00:45:35
Speaker
yeah I woke up someplace. I woke up to a message, dude, I fucked up. <unk> deleted I deleted Cash's corner.
00:45:48
Speaker
This is the message I get. I accidentally deleted Caster's Corner. It's on YouTube, but I didn't get it on Zungaster. Can you use one of the programs you have on your computer to download the audio? And I win.
00:46:01
Speaker
We have ways to do that. So I messaged you back and I said, try this, try this, try this. And they would, none of the ones that we use, like the the YouTube to audio download, none of them would work because it was an hour long video. So I had this, I set up the studio just like when you record the movies can hu me and re-recorded it. So now it's back on the set on, on StreamYard. Oh, okay.
00:46:24
Speaker
So I said, I had to sit, I went out on the couch while it was recording and I just sit there watching TikTok for an hour. why well So I got to listen to a raslin today. Yeah. So, um, girls wrestling matches. Ah, gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Um, so we are two weeks away from the finale. Um,
00:46:48
Speaker
Next week, before Christmas, I'm using some vacation time on work. I'm going to do some traveling. Not related to the celebrity death pool, just going to do some traveling. you know I'm going to go see Texas. I might go over to England.
00:47:05
Speaker
ah I might go visit a couple of people in prison. Oh, I see what you're doing, yeah. If a bunch of celebrities does die this week,
00:47:19
Speaker
Well, no, it was clicked. Watch out Jimmy Carter and Ron Jeremy, Dick Van Dyke, I'm just saying. Yeah. so the So the reason I bring that up is because as discussed, so we get an early jump, we will be making that it it ends on the 28th, which is two Saturdays from now. We got 14 days. But on the 4th of, well, yeah I mean, we have until Showtime on the 28th. Yeah.
00:47:47
Speaker
is what we talked about. Saturday is the 20th. Timmy Carter died. I know. That's just what we talked about. No. But we will be doing our picks. And I say this because I want to make sure you guys are doing your research on the 4th. So the very next Saturday night. So we got to make sure Connor can be available for that so he can be here. Wally, since you're a part of the network, if you can pull up or actually if you could pull up it'd be extremely beneficial because last year we had Connor send us his list and it was an absolute fucking nightmare because made he made his 10 picks but didn't have any extras and the way we pick is like an NFL draft style so I don't know how that works uh basically you pick one at a time
00:48:35
Speaker
Yeah, we picked one more time. So it goes, the winner goes last, correct? Yeah. Yeah. So more likely I'll end up going first this year. Right. Because you're losing. And I already declared, I made a declaration that no matter what, I get Jimmy Carter because fuck that motherfucker. He should have been dead. He's a hundred years old. Right.
00:48:59
Speaker
but um so definitely want to make sure everybody can be here and we'll do it right out the rip right out the gate on the show. So, Wally, I don't know what your work schedules like or whatever but if you can pull up on Saturday the fourth with ten picks of celebrities, you think you'll die this that'll die. You need at least three extra. Oh, Jesse, the body **** Ventura is back in the day. Anyways,
00:49:24
Speaker
i have the picture of the the the drink. I guess you would call it a drink that I sent Nikki. I think you'll get a kick out of this quick. It sounds it it by the name of it, it sounds tasty. Pop rocks, jello shots.
00:49:46
Speaker
Doesn't sound bad. It's a, so you pop rocks, jello shots ingredients, one cup of flavored vodka, uh, strawberry or blue raspberry, one cup of boiling water.
00:49:57
Speaker
and three ounces of jello and then there's and that's and then it says see more but you you make it like normal jello shots but you put you you roll them in in pop rocks well it's good you know be it sounds good walley said walley said it's good man yeah yeah because it's gonna be making it more interesting when we're gonna have like 60 people as opposed to the 30 that we have Yeah. What? The celebrity death force? Right. Hey, Walt is here. There you go. Is TV too loud? A little bit. Drop it down about two so two buttons. What's up, Wally? What's up, boys? Same old shape, different. Hey, guys, I'm going to run down and grab a beer. I'll be back. No, you're not. Yes, I am. There's a couple down the stairs. You saw him.
00:50:56
Speaker
How's that, Jeff? Better. I can still hear a little bit, but as long as everybody's talking, it's not that bad. but and the dear No, Wally, when you pick your 10, we do we do a football style draft. So Blick will go first, then Connor, then you, then Blaze, then myself, because I'm pretty much winning this year. the problem with We'll we'll probably do with the addition of Wally and Blaze.
00:51:26
Speaker
You probably do me, Blaze, Wally, Connor, and then you. Oh, yeah, because Connor's second place. Yeah, that makes sense. And like I said, you're going to want to grab a couple extras because the the rules apply that no duplicates are allowed. So once Jimmy Carter's picked, he's off the table. You can't pick him. And as we said last year when we did this,
00:51:52
Speaker
um Whoever gets the first, first one to die on the list gets an extra two points plus the point for the the person dying. And then, uh, if you get all 10, you get an extra five points. However, this year, this is kind of why I want to get it and get everybody on a show together. I don't care what day of the week it is, but I want to break down the rule because we've changed some things for this year. This year, we're going to have emergency pigs.
00:52:19
Speaker
If you pick up an emergency pick, you got to drop one of your original picks. But if that emergency pick doesn't die in the year, you lose points or, or we can, or we can do something. I don't know. I don't want to make it too big. Yeah. Like two, two, ah you know, but like you had to drop a pick to get an emergency pick. Cause I mean, like you could read the news. I'll go to the bounty hunter got smacked by a truck.
00:52:45
Speaker
And it's like, oh, shit. And whoever gets it in first, we got to get one singular group chat. We're going to have to get Wally. Yeah.
00:52:54
Speaker
journal What's up?
00:53:00
Speaker
Oh, you know, you announced technology. He's like, fuck you guys. yeah go back throw Two sticks together. One singular chat. So because if you like, if we hear somebody dies, the first person that gets it into the chat gets it. Yeah, but it it also doesn't count if they're already dead. They have to still be alive. Yeah, they're just really alive when you take them.
00:53:26
Speaker
And we'll be able to look at the time stamp of when you put it to request in. Right. and when they died so i think there'll just be so Because there's a lot of people this year. and there's a lot wag No, that's understood. get a new ger I'm sure it's, I'm not the only one, but there's a lot of people who have passed this year that I knew was coming and I was like, man, I wish I could pick them up as an emergency pick. Right. So.
00:53:55
Speaker
But as it sits right now, Glick has one point when Sharon and Doherty died. ah Conner's got two. He got Bob Newhart and James Earl Jones. I have four because Willie Mays and Maggie Smith died. So ah so far, we suck at this game. I was going to say, at the end of the day, nobody's really winning because they- No, we suck at this game. The reason you're winning is because you had the first to go. We all suck. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I agree.
00:54:25
Speaker
But I think I think adding the emergency picks next year will make it more make it more interesting. Yeah, and I think it's more and more to the news. While he's in it, it is bad tonight.
00:54:37
Speaker
Uh, you know, what but we'll have like a set limit of, like you can only make like 30 emergency picks or whatever. but You know, that way it's not like every week, somebody's somebody's got 20 goddamn emergency picks. And it's just like, we only started out with 10. How do you have 20 points? you like That i mean i means I get to, I get to sit down and start choosing who I, who I think is going to die. And I find that morbidly fun. Oh no, it's morbidly hilarious.
00:55:06
Speaker
you know and of course the winner gets to be for a whole year gets to be the angel of death the nonsensical angel of death it was is this the first I've done it yeah this is the first year we've done it this is this is kind of our trial first year seeing how much So I don't know. I know we talked about doing a belt. Do you want to do it this year? Or do you want to save it for next year? Let's do it for next year, just in case. This year, like, instead of have the white where it says your name, you can actually, I'll just put angel death. Well, yeah, I'll design. I like, I've already designed it. Hold on a second. to It's a, it's a rough design. I wonder if I still have it. Welcome back, Wally.
00:55:49
Speaker
all my laptops being stupid so i had to get on my phone that's right but yes and dog i am winning i am winning but it it's one of those things like the only reason i'm winning the only reason i'm winning is because maggie smith died first or no willie mayes died first yeah willie mayes died first and and i got the extra two points so technically i've only killed off two people connor and i have technically died and We've only killed off five people total. and The 30 that we picked. We suck. Yeah, what's your shit at this? Where's the debt, dude? I didn't delete it. What's that? What's the sign?
00:56:32
Speaker
yeah you know I'm sure I'll change it up a little bit again. ah Jeff, I'm going to send it to you on WhatsApp. Okay. I was going to ask you to do that anyways.
00:56:44
Speaker
Yeah, this is just this is just a rough concept. I'll change it up because obviously low um cha um Yeah, i got joe so let's see this is even before we created the but it was still nonsensical nonsense so it's got to be the nonsenchical network angel of death And I'll change the side plates, but I think I'm gonna stick with them with the original logo. I might change it so i like that logo Yeah, I might change the logo so it's not red white and strong that's sweet okay but that's that's just that like pull your belt down so you can show everybody what it'll look like on a belt because like you mean pass his belt not Glick's belt this this ones mine that's pretty sweet this is a full-size belt this is an eight pound belt nice
00:57:38
Speaker
It's metal. It's leather. it's ah It's a nice fucking belt. So what we decided or what we talked about last year was everybody pitching in on the belt. I'll get it signed in order and and I'll ship it to whoever wins.
00:57:57
Speaker
done the brand not the only But yeah, like so, so we're obviously going to redesign this so it'll say nonsensical network.
00:58:08
Speaker
you know And, uh, Angel of Death, I like, uh, it'll say non-central net network. Um, okay. And, uh, like I said, I think it'll look really cool hanging on my wall next year. Stop cash. We said, what's up? We see who's here. We're going to shit. I don't know. Cause I'm pretty much going to keep, I don't see my house my list changing it a lot. Okay. Hold on. Hold on, Jeff. Cash wants to talk shit to Wally.
00:58:38
Speaker
well i with the field to get only one match right during the thing Hey it sucks, but oh well you live and learn So on the Damien priests and Gunther match Yeah, I was going to say you and I called that one, but we don't get the point because you live in Cass's world. And it's all. Yeah, I forgot. He changes the rules as we go when we play.
00:59:06
Speaker
ah That's how you know he's his father's son. Yep. Not only that, Jeff, but look what he brought back. out his Oh, that's. the click on cool I saw that. You guys are recording today. I saw that. I was like, is he really wearing the old belt? Oh my gosh. That was that was the OG belt before I bought my custom made one when I was kicking Jeff and Tony as Mike's asses in the starting five every week. Once again, I think that's something we might bring back.
00:59:38
Speaker
I thought that would be when I first started watching the network was doing the pick five thing. I mean, it was pretty cool on different the way for different things. Biggest problem we had with the starting five was it got redundant. We kept doing kind of the same concept with a different. It was the same theme, but different. Yeah. like oh I think it's something that we could do once or twice a month. Next pop really sucked at picking the theme.
01:00:07
Speaker
But I mean, with the themes, like, because of the way I do my podcast, I can actually throw, throw ideas out. Motorsports wise, like different, we could do reptile things. I mean, I know some of the guys ain't into that, but I mean, it's changed it up a little bit. I mean, throw a little something different in the mix. we do really we do I know, but I'm just saying that that in there too. What's your favorite snack to have while you're. watching a movie we did fact and we have with hand
01:00:40
Speaker
I know. I agree. it I know. We have to add that wall. You couldn't say. bo on my fuck my igishhi Oh, what's up, Wally? There's too many Chris's. I know. and That's why that's why I try to keep. I just I'm trying to make the Wally thing stick. It was a high school. Yeah, that'll work. We'll stick with it. I'm trying to bring it back. I've started to adopt that too. I because I was like with Chris, I mean, Wally, because then I say Chris comes on Glitch House music. I was right
01:01:10
Speaker
It'll it'll be all right. We'll get it down. Hey, shockka what's up, dude? ah christian i Blown people's minds when I start going blazed by his real name. I went freaking like down those i got a McRib today.
01:01:25
Speaker
because they're out right now. And it wasn't too bad. It was actually better. I think the last time I had one, but this was years ago. But I swear to God, they dumped like half the bottle of fucking barbecue sauce in that thing. I had one last place, too, and it was that bad. You're right, boys. They but they get kind of a little carried away. Yeah, I'm glad. i got kick back Jeff, I know you and I have tossed around the idea about doing the starting five again. I think it'd be cool if we did it like once or twice a month.
01:01:53
Speaker
Yeah, but we would have to do it on a Saturday. and We would have to get Connor to come up. We'd have to get Wally to come up and Blaze and make sure all yeah of us are six. The biggest problem with it, the biggest problem. but you What's the top five? It's a starting five. It's an MSP style draft where we we each pick five things and then it goes up on social media and it works very much like death list.
01:02:16
Speaker
like where five things like there's this one time we did what's the five things you would eat during watching a movie like you and your lady are gonna cuddle up and watch a movie and we had rules on that one and one of the rules was you can't say pussy and of course the first thing Mike says is booty and we're like you're an idiot and cetera but we like we did uh we had a whole bunch of them we did like 26 every week I'm down with that. That sounds fun. ah
01:02:49
Speaker
so but The thing is, when we we started doing it when we started doing it, we weren't very well known. And certain people would would send out their list. And I'm not accusing anybody. They'd send out their list. And they'd be like, hey, vote for me, Mike.
01:03:07
Speaker
They vote for me. They wouldn't read the list. They're like, oh, that was Mike. So what I'm going to do this year, I'm going to color code it and not show any names. So you don't know who you're voting for. You're voting for color. That's that's a good idea. Well, and that was the thing. Like, it was like it's only going up on all our social media platforms. Like the like the show mental network. It doesn't go on your personal share. So, and you know, that way, it it was just it just got to a point where Because there was a couple of them where like I knew that nobody looked at the list because there were so many votes that came in so fast. And the video- Within seconds. Like the video went up and the and that and certain people got like six votes within five minutes. And there was like a build up. There was like a five second build up when I created the video before the list even came up. So it was just like, you haven't even seen the list yet. Yeah. yeah
01:04:05
Speaker
ah So this year when we do it, I'm going to color code it. Everybody will have a color, but you won't know your color. I will know your color. And then I will reveal who won. i will so So Jeff, so Jeff will will be the only one that can rig the vote. Yeah, but I don't rig the vote because I don't care. later you know when i When I won, when i the the ones I won last time we played, I was like, oh, yeah, we'll be.
01:04:30
Speaker
okay but where where the funniest was when Tony won the one he won. And then he decided he was gonna do, he played theme music and he was singing and dancing. And he didn't realize he was muted the entire time.
01:04:44
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oh please joe
01:04:48
Speaker
He thought he was so fucking cool. And we laughed so hard because he was muted. And then he goes he's like, I'm not doing it again because I was muted, but fuck you guys. Oh, please. join Yeah, we we we we got like some people not going to say who took it way too fucking serious. Are you taking it serious? And they're not talking about me. No, I'm not talking about you. No, because Michael Mike and Tony were getting pissed when Chris would win. exactly and I was winning a long lot.
01:05:22
Speaker
like However, 90% of the followers at the time were following nonsensical nonsense because it was you. You were running all our social media. Well, I was not. That was organic growth. I've always done organic growth. oh No, I get that. I get that. But it came down to ah even though everybody had access to the social media,
01:05:47
Speaker
much like we've discovered in the past none of us actually gave a shit so we were like yeah whatever let Chris do it and then people were mad when they didn't win well you're never shown on the social media you're only shown on the fucking show no wonder why you're you're losing you know like i think i think during that time i maybe put up like four videos on our tick tock page and blip put up like 50 and tony and mike put up zero So, you know. Mike Dafers? No. What was Mike? Big Mike, big dog. What's his line? Big Mike, big dog. Yeah. I don't think you have met him. Shaka, you coming up tonight?
01:06:33
Speaker
Shaka, Shaka. Right? I haven't seen this dude in forever. but but but I played poker with him on Monday. i want How do they work in that? It's on poker now.
01:06:47
Speaker
Oh, is it? Okay. Yeah. And then I won the tournament. And then after that, I was losing. Because these assholes used to play Uno on hacks. And in order to play Uno, you would have your own Uno cards. So you can like, rig the fucking game. Now, this is a side ego, too. You sit down at ah on online. awesome like but This isn't where you play your own fucking poker card.
01:07:11
Speaker
Well, and that's how I was like, that's how they're running it, dude. I'm getting fucking royal flushes like you read about. Fair enough, dude. Yeah, I think I want to make it more of a happy to play poker. I like playing poker. So I I told you guys I downloaded that app. It's called Swagbucks. And it's the what when you when you play on Swagbucks, it has a bunch of different games you play and you can like once you gain so many points in the game, you get your points.
01:07:40
Speaker
Yeah. What's up? I just sent you the video. I knew we had it because we clicked it. Cool. I was going to say, um, but, uh, it's loading. Honestly, what's the be between jama one of the games is, is a casino game. ah And I was playing craps on a casino game. I got up to like $3 million. dollars I started playing poker and I lost like $2 million dollars playing poker. Cause I was like, this guy's bluffing all in. Oh fuck. I just lost cause he kicked my ass.
01:08:08
Speaker
Oh my god, Chaka. Give her the old what for? Lay on the wall. Let her know who's in your charge. Did you hit send? Fucking man. Be a man. Did you hit send? Click? Cuz I'm not, I haven't got it yet.
01:08:20
Speaker
but
01:08:23
Speaker
I'd wait till my wife left too. I'd be fucking with her before she left. There it is. Like, alright, she's gone. I hit send, Jeff. yeah period I totally hit since. Yeah. That's why I just got it two seconds ago. It was a little bit of a delay. Yeah. I know how this delay worked. It was loading, right? It was clearly loading. I don't know what was going on. We're going to play this clip of our man, Tony D, with his big win in the starting five and completely failing epically.
01:09:02
Speaker
And this is, I think, the biggest my beard has ever been in this video, too. My beard is huge in this. This is back when we were on Haps. This is how old this is. Jesus. Yeah, we were. Yeah, we was on Haps. We haven't been on Haps in over three years. It's loading up. It's been about, yeah, it's, you know. It's three years. I checked it on Facebook, on YouTube. It says it's three years ago. It's the last time we were on Haps. Haps has all been gone for two years in, like, May.
01:09:32
Speaker
I don't know. Well, we switched to StreamYard before I died. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We, we, I found StreamYard and, but well yeah, no, we kept getting, we we talked about it when we were online.
01:09:45
Speaker
doing the show. And then we both get ads for fucking StreamYard and a bunch of other programs just like it. And we eventually went with StreamYard because it turned out to be the best. Here's the video. Check this out, Blaze. Here he Here he goes. Let him so letting re let letting him have a celebration. Have your moments on.
01:10:10
Speaker
You need to turn on your music. You're you're muted, sir. I wish you could do a people's eyebrow. What the hell is that? We cashed shit. He's so muted. He's muted. We can't hear him. We can't hear him. We can't hear you. We can't hear you. You have no sound.
01:10:30
Speaker
You did all that. You have no sound. You did all that with no sound. that was No sound.
01:10:41
Speaker
You did all that. that. You did all that. You did all that. He's kicking himself right now. You were pissed afterwards. He was so proud of himself. My gosh. Good old Tony Deere. That was a good old days of Tony Deere, man. I told you he was Tony Deere's father. When he was on it, he was on it, dude. Yeah, Tony Deere's fire when he's there, man. I always loved doing the show with Tony Deere. You just got to keep his attention. Yeah. What was his phone's on his hand, or is he not busy cooking?
01:11:28
Speaker
heyve seen that man's look I've seen that man's kitchen more than I've seen that man's face. but He was on the show for over a year. Yeah, but let's ah let's take our shows a real quick break, first break of the night. yeahll say Shout out to my man Solo, came up Tuesday night on Glick's House of Music. We all got to chat, man. We had a really good conversation.
01:11:53
Speaker
Got a little serious, got a little deep, but also had a lot of fun. Slow's a good dude. Shout out to him. He's out in Houston in H-town, baby. But him is here's one of his songs. It's called Anti-Social. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
01:12:17
Speaker
I'm feeling anti-social
01:14:29
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Not bad, not bad. They're a little reckless high with antisocial. He was cool as shit. I'm gonna, I gotta give him a Connor. Uh, he might wind up being a guest on, uh, on men caring for men. That has got a story and guys been through a journey, man. Uh, but a huge shout out to reckless hide, check them out wherever you listen to music, at reckless high music, give them a follow, give them a like. And if you reach out to him, he'll talk to you. He's a good dude, man. We had, we had a lot of fun hanging out. We actually went a little bit over.
01:15:04
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Yes, Chaka, how to lose your confidence instantly on that Tony D video. right't That singer, that group had ah like a 90s groove to it, i du right? Yeah, he's they they're therere they're he's got like a new metal vibe. ah But he does a little bit of everything, man. He he was a rapper back in the day before he Got into doing that. Um, he said he's got some new music coming out. He's doing like a country song. Uh, it's going to be cool. He's kind of like Derek Wayne, man. He's just kind of testing the waters and doing a little bit of everything. Um, so, uh, but like I said, super cool guys, super down to earth. Uh, definitely enjoyed the conversation with him. Uh, actually Jeff landed an interview through that, through that show with, uh, his boy.
01:15:55
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David. David Matlock owns Matlock Fabrication. He does custom-made tattoos. Not only that, like some of the stuff he makes, some of the things he makes, like they can be great office decor too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:12
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So I've seen that you guys got that interview locked up. you guys Well, we we don't have the exact date, but he's busy until the 26th, which is a Thursday. So I need to see if he's available for the 26th or the Thursday after. Yeah. So and then, like I said, I want to try to get solo to come up on Men Caron for Men. And there was a lot more him and I wanted to talk about. So I might have him on Glick's House of Music again for a part two.
01:16:40
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Which is unprecedented. It doesn't happen a lot. But we had a lot of fun. He was a super cool guy. If he was closer, I could definitely yeah see hanging out with him in chitchat and looking. However, Thursday, as I said, obviously we were talking behind the scenes. And I'll go ahead and get into my intro here. But Glitz House of Music will not be on Tuesday night this week. Instead, we might get a special edition of Jeff's Garage on Tuesday night.
01:17:10
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you guys. really Well, that's what we're yeah, we can do that. We'll do it on Tuesday. Yeah, no, we're going to uh uh I just need to lock down the time with Blaze. Uh we're going to be talking about van life and and because Blaze is Blaze is contemplating getting the van and living that van life. So, we're going to help him pick out a van and how to how to design it. Three years down the road but maybe two volume later well mine i ra and dotto by a van
01:17:41
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might Might I recommend spending a little bit of time in the New York, Ohio area police You know what we were talking about that last night before the show I said, you know it The best thing that you got is you have friends all over the nation Where instead of crash it on their couch you crash in their driveway, dude. yeah Yeah was that was yeah, that was more of a selfish thing because I enjoy hanging out with a police and Uh, outside of that, outside of that, obviously. i really know know but no i his name of tyson i'm just saying the yeah The couple of times blazing, I've got to hang out. I i mean, I don't know me ah personally, I please can feel differently, but I've enjoyed it. I've enjoyed the conversation. Um, you know, I,
01:18:31
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If it was closer, I feel like if Blaze and I were closer to each other, we would probably hang out ah quite a bit more. you i think je I think these six-hour shows would be a longer, like 12-hour shows if we were all lived in the same town. I can't believe it. Well, who for some of us. I don't know if that was 12 hours, dude. No, because, youre like, black and cool i know I know Chris and I, if we sat in a room together, a six-hour show is nothing.
01:19:01
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I guarantee i could i guarantee if if Jeff and I sat in a room together, I would only get a two-hour show out of them because I would make them drink a 12-pack in two hours. yeah hast food on That is the upside to being remote, I'm just saying. I'm slower than the toe. It doesn't really work in my favor to be like,
01:19:20
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trick a be you see just like know what do you i know i just dropped my man fuck yeah um um he's here if he's here all i gotta do is go buddy drink that he was okay jack reminds me Did you see the did you see what I sent you on tiktok probably not uh I'm gonna I'm gonna download it show show to you here. I think you'll get a kick out of it. I Plus, Jeff and I have a have a golden rule in our in our friendship that if the other says, hey, I have an idea, the other has to go along with it no matter what. Can you imagine the YouTube videos? We would know. Yeah, you have no idea. Jeff, I have an idea. Let's put it on camera. We're getting fucking hammered tonight. Oh, good. Yeah, you got to know. I said I have an idea. You know the rule.
01:20:15
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and No, I think you ever seen those those YouTube video, like, like Reinhardt plumbing and and and those and the Clintus McFarland guys where they're like, we're going to put a motorcycle engine in a in a go cart. Yeah, that's like a Wednesday for us. But add 400 gallons of alcohol.
01:20:42
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Real quick. Welcome back to not sensible nonsense. Everybody. It's Saturday night. You know, we're getting down, you know, we're having fun. We're going to get a little weird at some point while we're always weird. If you're not already, make sure you give us a follow of links right down there at the bottom of the screen, bio dot link slash non-sensible network. Don't forget. It is an open door challenge. Got that link right there. I know Jeff's looking something up. There's that link. It is in the link and the channel. You guys have to do is get that link.
01:21:07
Speaker
make sure you have your camera on and you please put your butthole and your penis away because nobody wants to see it. However, hey know we are open to see your boots. I'll just say. Oh, we're pro. Yeah, but probation. We don't want to do another shot of blades. Don't remind them. yeah I'm trying to know. I'm reminding you.
01:21:31
Speaker
We do have to. We do have to. Because I'm going to show my moves. No, because you're going to get people to show their moves. Not really. Because I'm going to show Jeff's moves. You do have to show the green room. No, but I did find that video that I sent you, Blake. I think this is something that you and Texas Brian would also want to buy and probably even Blaze. Check this out. This morning, it's a dog holiday, 11 year. It's like a saddlebag.
01:22:01
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Look at that.
01:22:08
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I'm your Huckleberry. Comes with these glasses. Yeah, I like it. I like it a lot. Right? Christmas, Christmas, buddy.
01:22:24
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I don't drink, I don't drink liquor that much these days. I give it, I gave it up years ago, but that would be pretty cool. as as like the how Like a display piece. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure, i yeah I'm sure I would sip on that. That bottle of liquor would probably last me 20 years. Oh yeah. i'm guarantee woman But I would definitely sip on it. The glasses are cool. The saddlebags cool as hell. I love that. Well, the only problem I had with the, the only problem I had with the saddlebag itself, it looks like it's made out of, uh,
01:22:53
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cheap vinyl.
Tech Challenges & Social Media Strategies
01:22:55
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Well, you're gonna get better leather, it would be better. but You're not gonna you're not gonna get like ah you're not gonna get like a real 100% like leather one yeah i don't know i get that caught I mean you can but you're probably gonna have to get a customer that seems like more like mass production Yeah, that' so yeah that's a yeah, that's a mass production thing. So I mean, you know, but but it's still that's it's still pretty fucking cool Yeah, I sent you that on tiktok. I was hoping you'd see it before tonight, but you know now that everybody's seen it hopefully sales go up and they'll they'll sponsor us and
01:23:27
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Well, I get yelled at. I'm not, ah i du I'm just, I'm not on TikTok a whole lot. You're the reason of the band. um My bad. I'll get better. So speaking of TikTok for the nonsense, nonsensical nonsense or nonsense move to the nonsense and chill folks out there that enjoy the movie channel. I'm going to keep posting on TikTok. Um, even, uh, cause I use a VPN oftentimes so I can still get around the block.
01:23:58
Speaker
I can too. Well, the block hasn't happened yet. We don't know if it's going to happen. They've talked about it for five years now, maybe longer. Well, now it's going in front of Congress. it know there it's Is it going back in front of Congress again? I think so. because bill's already that It's being challenged in court at the moment. Right. Yeah.
01:24:21
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Yeah. And the, in the pe and the appeal fell through, but they're trying to, the of course, yeah will it again I still, I still post on my personal channel. I post on our podcast network channel. Uh, you know, you guys obviously can post on there. Um, I just, I'm just not on their scroll. Right. You know what I mean? I'm not on there watching tick tots or anything like that. I am. I am somewhat active. Um, I really got to see if there's an app or a tool out there that I can use that I can.
01:24:50
Speaker
that I can drop the video in and it'll make clips for me. I think there is one. Um, because I'm not very good at, uh, sitting there and finding clips and, and whatnot, because I want to, you know, I want to do clips from like the Tuesday night show. And then, and then I want to do like, you know, on, when you know, like tonight I want to do, but if I could find something and there there is something out there.
01:25:16
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there There are there are platforms out there where you just upload your video and then it makes clips Which which will be fun and then I can choose and look and see if I like them if I don't like them But if I don't like them, I get a general idea where it's at and I can go and you know, touch it up and fix it I want the app or someone to do the work for me but i get well Well, even even when like when we had that discussion about the 10-year-old, to make that video took me like two hours. And it's like a less than a minute long video. Well, you also do all the weird extras and shit like that. I all i just clip the video and put it up at the end of the day. I died. ah Okay, download, do not delete. Yeah, yeah.
01:26:06
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I've downloaded in cash Um, but, uh, yes. So, um,
01:26:17
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um yeah, like if, you if, if money wasn't an object, we could definitely have somebody pay somebody to make the videos and clips and stuff like that. And we'd have a lot more stuff going on, but the The six of us have so much stuff going on, personal life plus shows. It's it's a lot of, you gotta have some time to sit down and make those clips. I am going to sit down and I'm going to make a video. I'm going to do it for my personal TikTok page. I'm going to do it for our network page. Hey guys.
01:26:47
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If for some reason, tick tock goes away and you guys are here, make sure you're following us on Instagram and and social media and and Facebook and stuff like that, because you can still see our shorts. You can see our reels. You can see that. Yep. That's another win.
01:27:03
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Uh, you know, make sure you follow us on these other platforms. If you enjoy what we're doing here, hopefully that'll translate translate and people will slide over and follow us on the other platforms. Uh, I don't, uh, dude, I'm watching it right back here too, man.
Home Entertainment & Projector Discussions
01:27:20
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but but He's like, he's got it out of the living room and he came hauling ass down the hallway. Cause a wrestler just, man, she's about to fucking kill somebody. Uh,
01:27:34
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The wrestler came out at the end of the match. He like him running back to make sure I was watching up the hallway. I don't blame you, dude. 60 inch in the bedroom compared to the 85 inch in the living room. What are you going to say? Fair. Or 75 or 80. I don't know how big that fucking TV is anymore. It's just fucking huge. Apparently it's too big because I can't get a bigger one. Oh, actually, it's too big.
01:28:02
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There's a there's a company that makes 110 inch. Oh, I'm not not about just getting one of those small little projectors. projector I want one. Yeah. So I've been looking at those and I've been debating it on TikTok shop. You know what? Because with with the all you need is a supply would.
01:28:24
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and paint it. but what afraid No, I have white walls in my apartment. Well, yeah, but in the house, but what I'm afraid of, this is what, this is why I haven't bought one yet is if we have lights on, how bad is it? am i go have pause i don't Everybody else in my house likes to sit in the dark. I don't like to sit in the dark. and So the answer to that is depending on the brand you buy, some of them are actually really good. Uh, do you know who the Brandon Ferris guy is? No.
01:28:53
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Uh, he's redheaded guy and he he does all these stupid videos, but he actually, he, he did a, he does a series called I bought everything ah that, that Amazon suggested to me or something like that. And him and his buddy, they bought one of those projectors and they, they had like windows open and lights on and it was clear as day. Uh, the only issue they had with the one they got was, um,
01:29:24
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ah the The speaker on it wasn't that great you need an external speaker source to make it better But depending on the lighting situation some of them really good But I'm with I'm with the rest of that everybody in the house watch that shit in the dark No, I don't like watching you know I open it you know I know I want it to be 100% truthfully honest with you horn and no you no i No, I'm not you. No, I'm not either, Jeff. I'm kidding. Yeah, of course. No. um Gay men and watching football.
01:30:02
Speaker
Football would be ah awesome. Dude, my whole wall would be fucking football. Order to call it this. No, you're gonna look like the dude from Avatar where he's got that little bit of the apartment, but the fucking wall is his TV? Well, dude, i say I say this because I told you about this before. My old boss at OSU, shout out to John. What up, buddy? I don't know if you've ever seen this, but maybe sometimes you do. And fuck you, Connor, because you're a whore.
01:30:25
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right? Just throwing that out there because he said we're all dumb. Fucking fight me then, bro. Fight me, bro. Think I won't kick somebody's ass with no legs? These sons of bitches are EO all day, equal opportunity. Men, women, children, animals, cripples, they all can catch it. All can catch these hands. But but um no, I told you, you know, we we had that he had that 10 by 12 on the back of his house.
01:30:53
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And then down in his basement, he built one from Florida wall that was like eight feet across. And that's when I got, that's when I got introduced to call a duty that like years ago, he was like though like, we would watch football down in the basement when it got cold. It was cool as hell because I mean, you know, it's, it's Florida. It's just this massive wall to watch football. at it And the the football players are as big as we are, you know, like it's right real, like full size. Oh, the thing is with those predictors, they're not expensive either. No, they're not super expensive. But like there's really expensive ones, too. It's all about the quality. Because I'll tell you what, in the summertime, I'll blast that bitch right on the side of the fucking house and be like, hey, all you federal neighborhood kids will want to do this. I still want to. There's a there's a town that has a ah lake in the middle of the town and they show jaws every year at night on the lake.
01:31:49
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i i They did that when I lived in Charleston. I want to, I want to go watch. show So when I lived, when i when I lived down in Charleston, I think it was on Folly Beach. They had this big monster inflatable screen that they put out in the, in the water and they anchored it down. And then when you hit, it was like first come first serve, you know, but you know, you can have any anybody, but it was first come first. So you could come and watch the movie on tubes in the water. They anchored these, these tubes into the water and you just sat in more of these inflatable chairs.
01:32:18
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and you would sit in them to watch the movie and every year they played Jaws. Like yeah you're literally you're literally in the ocean. What is that? oh What is that? The Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean yeah on the East Coast or whatever. I don't know. Atlantic. Yeah, the Atlantic. Thanks, Blaze. Don't talk to me like I'm fucking stupid, Blaze. Don't talk. I won't talk to you like I talk to you. Don't be dancing.
01:32:42
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He's like. it that's stupid i heardated your Yeah, what does juxtaposition mean? I still can't even say it.
01:32:53
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But they they they would they would, so, you know, they would, you know, everybody that got there early, they get their little floating devices. They're sitting in them literally in the middle of the ocean, watching ja watching Jaws. Yeah. Like everybody did. they Every place, every lake, every, yo like, it's not like and anything that great, but it's still cool. I mean, we would take, we took the kids a few times to see different movies. How I, like I said, I'll do it out here in the summertime. I'll be like, yo, is I'm going to do a movie on the side of the building. Is it cool if your kids like,
01:33:23
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grab lawn chairs and get them some snacks and I Mean cuz right on the side of the building blazes seen it got that nice big area on the side of the building Fucking get a projector throw a movie up there for the kids. Let them watch a fucking movie and just chill, right? like y'all ever seem terrified yeah
01:33:47
Speaker
i'll go up and likeck We're not going to allow our children's doubt for your movie nights anymore. Why? Well, you showed Terrifier and that chick was hanging upside down naked. She wasn't fully naked. She had a phone on for about 30 seconds. that Next week we're watching Terrifier 2. They don't want to miss out on the sequel, do they? and if like called ah no but i i would i would play like appropriate movies there's plenty to like dude like
01:34:19
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you like the avengers and you could do the comic book movies you could like well You know what's really cool about that is like you got you know you a lot of those you can hook them up you can put a Roku connection to it and just yeah free hpo or is one on The one on tiktok has um Has he has HDMI connector to it so you can look up the gaming system and shit like that. Which is cool. yeah i there At the mall, they have there's a radio shack there and they got like 15 different projectors. the company The same company that makes my phone makes a projector, but it it's a different way it projects. It doesn't project from across the room. it You set it under at the but on the floor and it projects up onto the wall.
01:35:08
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yeah And the only problem I have with that is like people like to set stuff on. Yeah. And like, it you know, if I like my neighbor behind me, Mr. Bill, he's super cool. So if I was like, hey, you know, if I was to do something like that, I could be like, hey, turn your kitchen light off and close your blinds. You know what I mean? Because we are have a window like right on the side of the building for our kitchen. I'll bet would. I think that'd be cool. I mean, you know, I don't know. ah some I somewhat try to.
01:35:39
Speaker
But I want one. I mean, they like, how cool would that be? I mean, I could, I don't know. I could bring my 80 inch TV or however big it is to the bedroom. Yeah. And then I'll use my 60 inch for a monitor for podcasting. I don't know why, but Hey, I, I, I use the 32 in this little buddy room. No, I would probably use, uh, I don't know what I would do with that. I'd move some stuff around and.
01:36:05
Speaker
In all honesty, the big one would probably, if whenever we get out of here, we'll probably go in the, uh, the, the man cave, wherever that might be. Right. so So check this out. Let me ask you guys a question. Okay. So i actually right hold on. Let me rephrase that. I'm not going to ask you guys a question only because I hear the answer I'm going to get from Jeff.
01:36:28
Speaker
And I probably already know the answer I'm going to get from Jeff to be 100% honest. Well, you're not allowed to use that answer.
01:36:39
Speaker
but right Apparently you make up your own rules, Michael. I just, I didn't talk to him in a hot minute. I should reach out to them either. Uh, actually I did talk to somebody the other day.
01:36:52
Speaker
I don't know. Hey, apparently I sent him a video and I probably forgot. I was like, oh, I guess you don't like me now either. Video chat to me. He was like, listen here, you son of a **** You know, I, you know, I love you. I always love you. I'm just **** with you. I'm just **** with you. But i you guys talked about the uh **** projector. I just, I just actually got one. This is nice. work and fucking cool it's ah so i like to and Let's do what it looks like. okay Yeah, turn the lights on Chuck and I chaka and are in ah in a dark room together apparently tonight so jo i'm not made you But are you don't shut up yeah, I am Connor i like We honor here Okay, go nice. It's not too bad
01:37:48
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um It can actually go, it can cover my whole wall. This is 120 inch screen that I bought. You don't need it, but it kind of just makes it pop a little bit. And I haven't tried it outside yet, but we're going to play a home alone for Christmas on the garage. Nice. Nice. It's actually, this was 40 bucks, dude. It's way worth, it's worth the damn money. yeah I had to grab one after Christmas. You know how I said I was shopping earlier on Amazon before we started the show?
01:38:21
Speaker
I don't know how much you guys want to guess how much my card is up to. Oh, I'm sure it's not. I don't want to know. just there's a reason why don't I won't. I won't allow myself access to the credit card. I'll have a lot of shit. I'll be a debt. Just just throw a number out there as far as how much do you think? I'm going to say five. years but didn It's not that crazy. I'll say Jesus.
01:38:48
Speaker
kind of thousand two thousand so far No, no, no, it's not that high either. I don't feel so bad. Yeah, Jesus. I don't feel so bad now. If I hit five grand, I'm shitting myself and then renting a gun and buying a bullet. I'm just shy of 600. Oh, 600? Is it? Jeff, is that a promise? Well, you know, we also said a limit. Oh, really? Yeah.
01:39:20
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yeah gun a little in our It's not that hard to do so but i got i got stuff in there for the key as well i got stuff in there predicting kids when kids are like I want this one day I want this one day and then you remember that shit during Christmas time you're like, you know what it's only yeah, yeah it's all that's a done i look I Got stuff in there for making you to you know, and I got to And they said, we we should probably not get each other stuff for Christmas this year. We should wait. like which out and so the most expensive president one will ever stay One person never listens to that. There's always one person in the relationship that breaks that rule. And it's not going to be me because you ain't catching me slipping.
01:40:07
Speaker
i called you your yeah No, no, but I got every year we do we do Christmas jammies like that's like our tradition is ah on Christmas Eve You get an ornament and Christmas pajamas then you get to open on on Christmas Eve So you got a bed in your hood, you know, I teach you to how I tease the girls about that that time of month I call it shark week oh yeah So I got the girls shark onesies things And then I found and then I found ones used for me and Nikki. I and i found i was like, hey, would you wear these? They were Pittsburgh Steelers, but they're plaid. They're like black and yellow flags. Okay. I'm not supposed to know and I'm like, they're pajamas. It's fine. Yeah. liveified why didn mean You don't like them. Then I look like the asshole. yeah Like it's a little bit harder to get pajamas for the for for the adults because a I'm built like a fucking Sasquatch. So, you know, but however, I did find
01:41:04
Speaker
I did find it. I think they will fit me. Otherwise, I'm going to be super disappointed, including Browns ones. So, I'll get my Browns ones and then I'll get the Steelers ones for her. Um, 600 dollars is a lot. You know, because I don't go crazy on Christmas. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not, I'm not that parent that spends like fifteen hundred dollars on a kid. You're not allowed to do Christmas shopping. So, I'm like, yeah just put it in a fucking cart It's a very hard to find pajamas that fit me. i I'm with you, bro. I'm with you, bro. um um' I'm too tall, which is really weird to say because I'm 6'2", 6'3", you know, but I'm also like, I'm also as Jeff and Blaze. Yeah. Like Jeff and Blaze have seen me. I'm all like upper body. So like I've got massive fucking shoulders and
01:41:58
Speaker
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm all lower body but it's it's I'm feeling it. Yeah. Well, I did not all of us are blessed to be down. No, I I feel like like I'm I'm all up. I don't know. I'm I'm 350 pounds but yeah, it's like it's just I guess it's just spread out evenly. Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean,
01:42:26
Speaker
you mean it yourself i mean I'm I'm I'm three twenty. So, yeah. But I I can't really. What up? Oh, Harley. You know, I'm I'm I'm built like a silverback gorilla because like when someone at six two six three, I would have long legs. I don't. I my inseam is like like 30. You know what I mean? That's why that's why Glick wears rings so his knuckles don't drag his rings do what they spark. Legit built like Sasquatch. Yeah, I'm legit. Like, if you look at a picture of a silverback gorilla and and you put a picture of me beside it, that's what I look like. I mean, to to the point where, ah you know, back in the day, I used to work at I used to work for two minutes truck and
01:43:13
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It was it was ah you know in Columbus. So we we had a good majority of the guys were black guys. And you know and they always used to call me, they'd be like, it's old Silverback Glick, what I would come from. I'm as strong as a Silverback too. yeah And they would have built Silverback-built ass Glick up in here. harvey My man. My people.
01:43:41
Speaker
That video you showed earlier of that dude getting, first of all, Jeff's beard was fantastic. Bring it back, bro, bring it back. But that dude getting all about whatever he won, you guys were talking about and he was muted. That was some funny shit. Yeah. We laughed so hard that night because you got to remember when we were doing the starting five, like Glick won like 12 in a row.
01:44:09
Speaker
and And Tony, out of the 26 we did, Tony won one. And that was the one he won. And his celebration was muted. And he was pissed for like a week after.
01:44:25
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Yeah, I had to wait. my My wife's went to the neighbors. They're 16-year-olds having a birthday party. And it's a gangster party, a cholo party. Everybody had dressed up. I couldn't make this one. I got to go to work.
01:44:40
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get the get the old flannel on with one and one button up. Yeah. likeing if you if You're probably going to see that I went live and call me and be like you motherfucker. You can go with me but you jumped out alive. Yeah. Because people. Yeah. And we were talking about that last night. Uh that's something else I have a we were talking we were watching Die Hard last night on the Nonsense Go Network. On Nonsense Go Chill.
01:45:04
Speaker
I agree. Uh, but we, we realized something that, uh, well, I, I made this statement that the Nakatomi corporation are assholes. Who holds their Christmas party on Christmas Eve? You're assholes. Yeah, for real. Right? yeah It's something I've never thought of. It doesn't celebrate holidays. but what are they so like know was the pearl you elbows This is the week for Christmas party.
01:45:34
Speaker
No, the next Saturday is the Christmas party. So when I met my wife, she she dressed like a troll. So like I haven't seen a dress like that since for 20 years. And she came in. I was like, oh, shit. Every every Halloween, I asked my wife to do that. And she's like, no, I'm like, why not? She's like, because you can see that going down to the fucking store. I'm like, that's not the point. I want to see you do it.
01:45:58
Speaker
I was like, she's like, she's like, you live in Mexico. Everybody trusts us like that a lot sometimes. I'm like, yeah, but I've never been you knew it. And then she, but she took my son and I had to teach him. She's like, how do I, he's like, how do I, dress how do I like fold those bandana? I was like, come here, son. Let me, let me show you. Come with me. Come here, you stupid son of a bitch.
01:46:23
Speaker
I run this shit home. that that's what you guys been up to, man. It's been um it's been a minute. Not much. Uh just working and doing the shows. Smiling out. Oh, uh I'll get back to you in a second chocolate.
01:46:42
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yeah
01:46:45
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was playing some poker the other day. Yeah. Yeah, man. That ended up being a nine-hour
01:46:55
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He was fun. I had to go back and watch a couple hours because I was like, I don't remember exactly what the fuck I did. And I was like, do I need to trim it out or am I good? But Harley dad right there in the chat, he's a cool motherfucker. He was there hanging out. You actually, you guys were playing poker, I believe.
01:47:14
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I was there for a little bit playing poker. Yeah. Yeah. I think you guys are playing. I was. I wasn't. I need to find the link so I can actually get it. I downloaded this fucking casino game that's got a slot machine on it. And I went up to like $3 million. dollars Now I'm down to $819,000. Oh, yeah. Definitely come play poker with us.
01:47:34
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i think fit Oh, I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it on Zinc Aster did that. Okay. I was going to say, I just got, I just sent it to you. Sorry. I, I, I, I had to, I had to do something that I'm not used to doing today. And I had to reach out to the guys and ask for help and I'm very grateful and very appreciative to both of them.
01:48:04
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blazes uploading, you know, we got in trouble on YouTube and got a little spank on our pictures. Uh, so last week we had a couple of shows that were not live on YouTube and Jeff and I discussed it Wednesday night. He was going to upload a couple. I was going to upload a couple when I went to upload them. I discovered that, uh, my laptop didn't have the room to download a full video. So I reached out to the guys. I was like, Hey, can one of you, uh,
01:48:33
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help me out and and upload these to YouTube and places like I got you bro. Uh, so he's working on that and needed a description and a thumbnail for last Tuesday's show. And then as I, as we said earlier, I fucked up after cash and I did his show tonight or to this morning and I had to get Jeff to help me um get the video back. And, and I actually should have that downloaded now. So, Oh, what y'all getting done?
01:49:03
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something for three years ago. yeah Yeah, it was, it was a video. It was a video from nearly. I was a video when we were still on Haps and it was for, uh, bull harassment and bullying. And and the end of the di hatch days and and the at the end of the day, the video I can probably already tell you what happened. Somebody came in, was running in their mouths.
01:49:33
Speaker
talking shit in their co and and I proceeded to put them I proceeded to put them in their fucking places and for some reason three years later now YouTube is uh breaking my balls at the end of the day yeah so but whatever he yeah that we had account whatever he said to that person stuck with him for three years and then finally he had enough and he's like fuck this yeah reporting yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna wait till they're bigger and then I'll report them, Rick. Yeah. I'm gonna wait till those beards fully grown and I'm reporting that shit. My um beard was already fully grown, trust me.
01:50:17
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ah so we we had a week We had a week. We had a week suspension and we got our first strike on YouTube. Not all the conversations we've had and all the things we've talked about. That was the that that was what gave us our first strike. That was the line. i know went fate to strike No warning. No nothing. Straight. Yeah, this is the blaze. Get in. Oh, come on.
01:50:48
Speaker
get in a hot box with me. Sorry, I'm playing craps. Oh no. Oh, come on. i just so i' just I'm over here talking about taking a crap. No, so I'm sitting here playing craps and I, I kept, I, before the point is set, I always point, put money on any seven, any craps and 11 and the point gets set.
01:51:17
Speaker
And of course I didn't hit anything. I put my money down across the board and I didn't put it on any crabs or any seven and it hits fucking snake eyes. So I didn't get it the one time. I was like, you fucking suck. Crabs is the one game that I don't know how to play. I'll go, I play. I love crabs. But I usually just do the small bets that I know, but there's a lot to that, that game. I don't know. I I, my wife and I actually lived on a year of just going to the casino every day with 20 bucks. And then we turned it into like $200. Actually, this year they're building a, what's it called? A Hard Rock Cafe. cassin i got I told you already, it's literally nine minutes from now, but it's going to be done this year. It's like, it's, that's going to be crazy.
01:52:08
Speaker
You might not see me anymore. I got a hard rock in my pants, ladies, if you guys want to drink. so what what you Once you learn the grabs table. I'm looking for the ladies. Once you learn the grabs table, it's actually really it's it's it looks complicated, but it's actually super easy. um Yeah, there's believes in Harley dead.
01:52:37
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like the third time we post said it oh yeah hardlyley dead Every time I go up on like Shaka or somebody else's I don't really usually put my face on screen is by the time we get done on like our shit I Get into bed. I get relaxed and sometimes people go alive and I'll bounce up, but I don't show my face I just write the camera off. Yeah, there's blizzard Harley bad.
01:53:05
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That was the first time that I actually had a maxed out panel and was drunk. This plays in Harley dad. I saw that video the other day. You, you fell asleep during a stream. Oh, that was, yeah, that was a lot. That was because I was streaming like, you you you know, you know, chocolate, chocolate. I seen that and I, and I contemplated wanting to make fun of you so bad, but I can't man. Cause I've been there more than once. I've been there. There's times where I'm surprised none of us are done it here on the show. Actually it's happened here on the network.
01:53:36
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go back to our boy, Tony D. Yeah. remember i tried Tony used to do it all the time. You know, it's crazy. It wasn't even my channel. He invited me up and I was like, cool. Yeah. I'll hang out for a minute. like And he's like, you went to sleep. Yeah. Our boy, our boy, to our boy, Tony D, man. He was getting his ass kicked by coach. He's a, he's a, he's a COVID believer and he was asking and we'd be right in the middle of the show and all of a sudden,
01:54:04
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leave me out. the You think he was a COVID believer because he was affected by COVID? I'm just asking for a friend. Yes. yeah No, no, no, no, like, I think he I think I think I think a lot of it was in his head. But he did definitely I'm not saying COVID was or wasn't I mean, Nikki's had it 27 times. So I mean, it affects everybody differently. But Tony's had COVID for the last five years. So yeah
01:54:34
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Yeah, that that nine hour stream was the first time like I actually I was hammered and I had a full panel yeah somewhere around there like a sober I can I can handle that I could bring people up all that shit I got down but drunk I was having the hardest I looked like I was brand new I was having conversations and then people would answer and I'd send them backstage and then now I couldn't bring that where's the button back where's the button but I mean, I mean, your name is Harley, Dad. It sounds like your kind of party up in here if it's a sausage fest. I'm just saying, I don't know. It's what I've heard about people who own Harley is they, uh, they enjoy the sausage fest. This is, this is, I'm going to put up with the link and then maybe. I'm just saying.
01:55:18
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I've heard a thing or two about Harley writers.
01:55:25
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Like I said, there was a part of me that wanted to make fun of Chaka, but I couldn't make fun of you, bro, because I've done it. I've gotten so fucked up on, I mean, this is, and this goes back to like when I was on Periscope, bro. And there was a couple of times where I was leaning in my garage. I was like sitting up on my pool table and I'll talk and like right in the middle of talking, you know, I'll talk it. And all of a sudden.
01:55:51
Speaker
like five minutes and then I wake up like nothing happened and I just started talking again. I never done that. like I was in the office from like 6 PM and I didn't go back and I stumbled into the room about 3 AM in the morning. All in my office, my kids were outside list laughing at me. They said, dad, you were just partying because I had my headphones on so they can't hear nothing but me.
01:56:13
Speaker
And so I started weirdo and then I was like stumbling through the hallway. My wife's laughing. She's like, you just had a straight up party on the internet. I was like, fuck yeah, baby. I didn't go out. I didn't go to used to have a Harley. I got rid of it last year. I've never, I've never rode a Harley, any kind of dirt bike motorcycle. He rides a Vespa. Don't you Harley dad? You ride a Vespa. Oh, we can find out. Yeah, we're going to find out with your stolen valor. No, Harley did. Well, it's a play on my kids' names. Oh, okay. I got a daughter and son Harper and Leland and I'm their dad, so.
01:57:02
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I don't know. I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't do that. You wrote a Harley. I just never asked. I was like, oh, maybe. It's actually been a while since I've been asked that because yeah, when I first started, everybody's like, oh, what time are you got? ah x I don't have a but well, what the hell? i i say the drer This is Glick Jeff and Blaze and this is the nonsensical network. I'm re streaming from their channel. Uh they do different streaming every day. These guys on Monday, they do the uh men's mental health stream that's really good Yeah. Yeah. play on and i I heard Glick before, but but I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Doesn't sound right.
01:57:44
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Glick's an asshole. He called me. He said, I had stolen valor. I'm still standing. I know. Right. I'm still stand by it. I go. I got one friend that calls me Yamaha mama. yeah harley ah However, i will I will say that is a cool play out. I like what you did there. That is fucking cool. However, you're still stolen valor. That's all right. I got broad shoulders. I could take it. There you go. He's not he's not weak. He's not soft. I couldn't I don't think I can even make a cool name out of my ah like a player name on my kid. I'd be Dee Dee. I mean, you better fucking Chaka. Yeah.
01:58:28
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i can't him it I can't even I can't even think of something that I could because minor well oh Excuse me, that's not my kids names, by the way and you know you you know surprised me if it was what do you want to name him No, you that how do you spell that b l or no my kids is are Austin, Alexa, and Cash. Cash with a K, Austin with a Y.
01:59:02
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you're doing yeah care yeah No, no, so when Austin was born and when we gave Austin her name, we wanted to make it, you know, because typically you hear Austin and you think of a boy, A-U-S-T-I-N.
01:59:20
Speaker
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, we wanted to make it a little bit more girly. So, it's T Y in and then, you know, uh Alexa, well, I didn't find out until a few months. Is changing a letter make it more feminine or not or does it? I i mean, I don't know. Maybe it's the same. Yeah, I don't know. It was the way it looks. Look, man. Well, if you had, if you had blazin, blazin and put blazin Y in, would you think that was?
01:59:46
Speaker
and we still would think yeah i't think you're more gay yeah yeah yes and we blame thought you eat your stickers upside down you know what let me might like one right side up motherfucker yeah let me need to feel that la on the top of the room yeah some people some people believe in covid i'm allowed to believe that the wine makes it feminine um and but like if i specificallyly second it please a dirty or no but But yeah, I think if you see a Y and a name, it it makes a little bit more feminine. You're charming this pig. Why don't you go drink drink some more of your non-American beer, please?
02:00:30
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theyre like name
02:00:36
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and Not America. We were made in America. Made in America. Made local. Yeah. Made like 40 miles down the road. but Yeah. Not America. And we did cash with the cages because I thought that would be cool. That would be cool. And it does. I have to go in and out.
02:00:58
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yeah fuck them dog yeah they're about to they're about to rip your door on as you don't it sounds like Yeah, yeah boys just gotta leave we can talk shit about him. Yeah, that's all our favorite parts about boys talk shit about him yeah took that god damn blaze So so we're going out for for what you're re-streaming Chaka there's these guys like where's the link for their actual. Oh, let me let me put there. Yeah, chaka put our actual link in there. So, so they can actually follow us. I usually do. I just uh kind of was. Yeah, let's see. I left. I was like, I could I gotta jump our life. She's just left. Uh uh. Sun's out. Guns out. Must be Harley. Dad, you must live somewhere warm. I live on the West Coast. I'm **** in Washington.
02:01:51
Speaker
condition one It's not it's not warm em but I'm grilling. So I don't need a jacket. Are you grilling up there? I got attractive going right now. I'm gonna do some asparagus here in a couple minutes and some shrimp. Okay. yeah You lost me at asparagus. Yeah, but you brought me back. I do. I'll do bacon wrapped asparagus. I feel like some bacon I don't like asparagus. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something, Harley.
02:02:21
Speaker
are your scripts from the streets? Are my scripts from the streets? So, waiting for that **** link, Chaka. How am I supposed to sub these guys up? You ain't got no **** link out there. There we go. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah, Chaka. Yeah hey yeah but yeah we know you have struggle with plan so yeah got two in two of the innas whatever those are called yeah Oh, I'll be up in you. I'll show you what it is. Next time I break into your kitchen at three o'clock in the morning. Where's some snacks at? Oh, there he is. yeah That's the biggest snack in this kitchen. Come to daddy, Chuck. the think He does keep snacks in his pocket. So, you know. You know i know you know like you you guys don't keep streaming snacks? That's your bad. My wife, you gotta have streaming snacks.
02:03:25
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i mean mine are liquid but my snacks are liquid based but
02:03:32
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that's cash I had to keep a secret. I had to keep a secret. ah so but i told you i got a phone call earlier the other day yeah so So for a second there, I was like, wait, somebody's rolling us. Are we going to see a penis?
02:03:51
Speaker
What's going on, guys? How are you doing? Up, buddy. I have been working. I did. I actually did fall off the planet. That's that flat Earth bullshit. I was just going to say that. man I wasn't a believer until now. i please new york We um we have some unfortunate bad news, though. That's why Rocky's here tonight. Yeah, yeah, we do. You want to be on the honors board? No, Rocky and I broke up. He doesn't like me anymore.
02:04:21
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oh so we're rocking single wait a minute you am seat now he's he's uh he's uh he's he's he's joined the I hate Glick Club uh so I mean obviously you like overweight overweight white guys with beard so I mean I got a shot I guess so you're telling me there's a chance you have to feel a little bit of emotion because he put you right under him so there's still something there I have nothing I have nothing but love I I begged and pleaded and he said no ah you know youre
02:04:53
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ah they should you be like you and sorry i believe um I don't like you and I'm going to come up on the show tonight and we're going to tell everybody that we're going to let everybody know. a god secretly racist He hates white guys. i wish mother's rockish in your Holy **** What's up, dude? How you doing, man? I'm good, man. how you doing I just watched spid run watch the episode that you did. ah You just did an episode where you reviewed. Glick told me about it yesterday where you reviewed our first house of music. ah yeah I had to go and watch it just to like see your your ah reaction and everything and stuff. It was funny, man. but hey so is your Did you guys a schedule change? You guys doing some changing up a little bit? No, no, no, no, no. You know, sometimes sometimes you got to make adjustments.
02:05:44
Speaker
for like mainly for for me, I'm the only one who does actual interviews on the show or on the network. Do get some smell up and you Yeah. Um so my my dude this and I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not saying this in a douchey way. I'm I'm I'm I'm actually kind of like blown away by this. My uh I'm giving oh thanks will Um, Glitch House of Music continues to grow worldwide. So I, I had a, I had a young man on a couple months ago from, from Finland. And the band that I had that was scheduled for Tuesday, this Tuesday tuesday coming up is up in Canada. Um, but he forgot that they had band rehearsal make Tuesday night. So we, he asked if we could move it. And I was like, sorry one three hundred
02:06:44
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I was like, yeah, let me talk to the guys. i might be able to I might be able to move it over to Thursday night. So we're just doing the one off show on Thursday night to kind of work around their schedule because I'm actually not doing this show on.
02:06:59
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Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve, which Blaze and I kind of talked a little bit about maybe getting Blaze the house at Glick's House of Music again. you know No, no, no, no. yeah We really wanted to tell you guys that the special guest for Glick's House of Music is Jeff, actually.
02:07:22
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Oh, yeah. Congratulations, Jeff. You got this, man. Jeff's like, whoa. I that shit off the park. I proved it when we did the karaoke episode. Yeah, Jeff's like, so. ah So you're a musician, huh? What kind of car are you, John?
02:07:50
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f Also, you remember yesterday. Yesterday we talked. You'll notice that my beard is cut, right? Did you say if you remember I was at work, I wasn't drinking, Rocky. OK, I'm just making sure I don't know. I got my beard. I got my beard caught in the drill. Literally like maybe nice. Are you serious?
02:08:13
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ah and da put what real dude i can still hear you guys no yeah just how yeah pardon the drill Yeah, I did. And a press drill. h Yeah, literally got off the phone with Glick. And then one of my attacks came on things on the door and like, hey, man, I'm having issues with this press drill. And I didn't know the fucker was holding the the drill button like while I was down there. So I was down there and I took the cap off. And as soon as I took the cap off, it was lodged and it went. I was just like, ah. I'd be so pissed.
02:08:49
Speaker
yeah you want to punch another that's ah You're lucky that's all that happened. That's it. Yeah, that's it. It went all the way like to just literally right where this is. I took some scissors and cut myself out of it. Damn. I'd be so pissed. Dude, I've been trying to work on my beard. I've been trying to catch up to Glick for I don't know how long, man. And I was like, dude, that sucks. I gotta start over. The reason I don't shave my beard is because I'd lose all my subs.
02:09:17
Speaker
yeah that the was like, what the fuck type of weird shit is this? Thankfully, it was all ladies, but and but you three hundred and the when I met when I met Chaka, he wants to use it to cover his head. So he said, I said to them, you're a sweetheart. Just a band. You should do it you no longer lens it's all it. Just bangs just from the front, right? The backs, the whole ball.
02:10:02
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i got real a little bit night now they're like you need to shave that i was like the same shit
02:10:09
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I got I got a pretty long because I've been working so much man. I haven't had to I literally 14 hour days come home. Yeah. Wake up. Do it again. I told you she was always it was bad. So I but I noticed the other I was like oh my I made the right dad. I told you she was going to win but no I got caught up. I didn't change it up. So there was no issues.
02:10:33
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No, no, no, no. Don't mute him. I want to hear. and Let the world know what he's saying. Okay. Fair. Oh, he he he constantly like doesn't believe his mic. I think they're like the stock. What's up? What's up? I think it's me. Yeah, probably. such should there Oh, no, bro. He's making hot chocolate.
02:11:01
Speaker
Okay, what are you talking about? Homemade or in the microwave? I don't know what he's doing. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's fucking 11. He's basically an adult. He's on his own. You Swiss miss? Yes, sir. Hey, I like Swiss miss. There's nothing wrong with it. What up, stock and store?
02:11:28
Speaker
yeah makes he talk through all time I think he just throws the cup up, throws it in the microwave. Right. wheres the backing in yeah I pull down the but the the the sauce pan, I pour some milk in there and then let it simmer as soon as it starts. I see sir. Throwing the Jerry, Jerry, all geraly whatever fucking You know, you're you're you're medicine because we all know you belong in a home, you old fucker. You know, it's really cool about homemade chocolate milk or chocolate milk. Hot chocolate. If you have some like canons, a of butter on on on hand, throw throw about a teaspoon in there and you're golden. Why don't you get can of chocolate? Oh, thank you, man.
02:12:20
Speaker
This is true too, but yeah, I'm just saying I don't i don't know that. I mean, if you want to spend 30 bucks on a chocolate, no ah how much is can of butter? If you make it yourself, whatever it costs to fucking buy a quarter of weed. Do you make it yourself? Yeah, it's not that hard. Yes. Use a crop. Did you? Did you? Did you buy a Stoner Gums cookbook yet?
02:12:52
Speaker
No, but I have been watching his TikTok shit. Dude's smelling hilarious, man. I told you. He's smelling hilarious. I told you, man, I knew you'd be on to it. I knew you'd be on it, brother. He does like, he'll cook munchies and shit. I'll be sitting there watching his fucking, they're like, ooh, that looks good. Like he did these mashed potato, deep fried mashed potato balls, but it was like pizza fillings inside. Not even a side bowl.
02:13:22
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not even not My kids just bought me like I guess they have like a at the party my wife's at the dude that with the little thing with the mix of hot dogs and cuts up all the vegetables and the onions and shit does it on a launcher right there. Mm hmm. They can wrap top dogs. He just bought me a bomb ass looking on dogs. Nice. What is a launcher? Like you don't have to go to the. what are Yeah, I'm not Mexican. Speak white to me.
02:13:49
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Yeah. so That gets hot and you cook food on it. orderdele va thought they like one of those black what are those What are those black iron girls? It's like one of those. and fine like black blackstone but minister don yeah then there's ab like that's That's my next thing I want is a black stone. Oh my God.
02:14:11
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you just get im i' a first ah blaza i don't care if it I don't care if it's a knockoff version or if it's a black star, I'll be a fucking menace on that bitch. I'll be out there in the middle of winter cooking up on that motherfucker. Like like my man Harley. Even with his stolen valor and everything. What the hell, Rockley?
02:14:29
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but yeah ask the but I'll put that on my grinder. having a part and you're happy about it. We're having a heart attack and I'm happy about it. Look at you. I'm being very, I'm being, I'm being very cutesy and demore demure, demure, demure, whatever. You're here. I'm having a heart attack. Very demure. Very silent. I say just a position, Jeff. Nope. you Can't do it. Say what?
02:15:00
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what Just a position. Just, yeah. Just listening. juxtaposition? Isn't it juxtaposition? Yeah, that's what I said. I can't say it. Juxtaposition. Just like you can't say burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Sucker, Jeff. I said it Tuesday for a burglar together. First time in five years. I'm not to lie at all. I use that sick ass fucking zer swerve and that delay so really to really buckle down and think about it.
02:15:34
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um ah get it right to get it right you you get right this is This is your time. This is your time. all your every This is your time. This is your time. This is your time to shine. Show these assholes while you're the champ. Nailed it. You got this. Let's go. Okay.
02:15:54
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yeah or a burwork food you burless exactly okay chocolate. Go ahead and eat your hot dog live on camera. We want you to do it. Oh, I know better now. I know better. Please put that. Oh, good. I didn't miss a few. Please put that freaking meat on. I did. I did. Come on, Chaka. Does that mean your mouth, Danny? Yeah. Make sure you moan. Make sure you moan when you do it.
02:16:25
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. God, who kept saying that last Monday? Oh, Bobby. Say that for us, Chaka. Oh, Bobby. We're all saying, oh, yeah.
02:16:40
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a um Yeah, this is this officially turned a fucking sausage fest to the max.
02:16:49
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<unk> come on chucke all It's calling your name, bro. You're fat. We're fat. I know what it's doing. You're fat just like me. I know. I'm going to the camera's going to go off and come back on and then the hot dog's going to be gone. You're going to deep throat that hot dog, everybody? Take it all at once.
02:17:10
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yeah and just like that shamp that you are in there yeah do it is yeah go pull chriss angel go pull criss angel on this night she now you don' line freeness all hey mean And all a sudden you can see the hot dog come out of Glick's ear just blue.
02:17:29
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me the first cry would be the first i i'll eat it on camera i don't give a but
02:17:41
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He'll take it all. Oh, you're
02:17:47
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yeah deal straight jet jenna jamon on it who hey that's a old school reference good lord what happened there and i'm a two j um like agenda building we need a weather report even though it's saturday I don't think it's an accurate weather report because it is not in the 60s in Ohio. It's it's not 70 over here. Guarantee. It's like but
02:18:16
Speaker
Kaima Tite, where have you been? actually similar well I've been traveling around the world. It's funny that you show up the night that Rocky makes his big comeback. yeah Weird how that worked. Strange coincidence. good will say Thanks, what can I
02:18:40
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It's a mad, mad world. Crazy out there. our Wednesday night weatherman. Yeah, we've been missing you, man. we we We haven't got no weather reports on Wednesday nights. Well, Rock put me in the hospital. He didn't like that comment about his mom.
02:19:03
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It happens to the best of us. You know, black people are with their moms. she
02:19:15
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You know, you can say that joke. We can't. I'm just saying. You can laugh. It's okay. I just can't say that joke. I don't know. Black people are the same way. Plus, you deserve my white fragility. I don't know. Are black people the same way with their moms as white people from Alabama?
02:19:38
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probably so or west virginia or certain parts of kentucky apparently white people were alive keep their mom and underneath the past seat nice That's where the bitch wants to be all right is so ki i love my mom Sorry for calling you to say I really wanted to make a joke, but I don't know y'all well enough so oh yeah that stop winning a past yeah We're not, we're not, uh, what's the word for it? Smart enough. to get us now We're not soft. We're not soft. You can make jokes. Well, I was just going to say, you know, black people are that way with their mom because they got to hang on to the one parent they got left. So they're very protective. Cancel.
02:20:28
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wow
02:20:31
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Don't mean any offense to anybody. I'm just a big dumb redneck. So. I'm going to throw and I turn that on. What pepper? Are you waiting waiting to push that button this whole stream or what? Because that was quick. Oh, I have it. Well, I have I always have all those ready to go. Just in case. There's a volcano slow on that one because I had it first.
02:20:53
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so Police came first. Suck it, Jeff. He won the race. He did. i'm fast like that ah wait wait win eighty wait we have to wait until you meet adoph connor biden you laugh we can do it's if car out only jumping on live on monday hours and he he comes in what he can he said he was gonna try to come in
02:21:24
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later on today yeah
02:21:30
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02:22:04
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Sorry, are they couldn't be here. Oh, are they here? Um, Whoa. I'm serious. Harley. Harley, I work with idiots. What can I do? What's going on, man? I'm sure you know what it's like. I mean, obviously, your. Beast mode in the house. Beast mode. What's up with the beast mode? Yeah. I'm ready. smart It's hot. Fuck beast mode. jerry You guys need better fucking security hello hello the the the
02:22:38
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somebody keeps letting a godamn canadian in here i'm surprised he hasn't showed up tonight well now we've got an australian too shit wow they could be kind of be state i'm just saying oh shit you got we got an australian in here well wedall yeah we do fancy ranies australia and my landa doesn't exist in she
02:23:06
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you can but i'm the dinner or in a fight and po and do you mean like take a kangaroos cock all the way in your mouth to fight yeah i know he can all by good i'm gonna fight i'm gonna i'm gonna fight you on apple it could probably take on a wallopy i wouldn't try a kangaroo because they literally and kick let it go along i don't know those maybe ah don't look like that i mean those the videos you see on the internet that's stuff I don't think that's gonna be like real life the kas around here
02:23:36
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Yeah, I know. I don't I don't want to find a wall to be there cute. I'm gonna beat a kangaroo's ass. So I guarantee that Good luck Beastie flow What's going on? i mean um I'm six to six two six three china twenty pounds anger i group danielgar ros good i have a six I'm full. I'm full of white privilege range. I'm ready to go.
02:24:09
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these phone har dad is right are i'm cold Rocky. Rocky come back. Yeah. Baby come back. It's like there's way too much mail on the screen. Way white people.
02:24:42
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jeff this who who i read help um my wife i'm not white i'm australian um i'm a blacky abor oh reg you know i'm drink puing
02:25:04
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What's up the stock explore You fucking told them least dude
02:25:25
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You don't take a picture? Look, I got a reputation that'll fall to there. Come on. Okay, move back, people. more of my people.
02:25:37
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That's our guy, Klimatite. Klimatite, where are you from? What is your nationality? Other than black. Black is not a nationality, you idiots. Apparently it is, because it's very interesting. I'm not white, I'm an Aboriginal. I didn't know they weren't white. I thought Aboriginals just gave it all sorts of colors. Apparently I'm an idiot. I was asked to watch him. I don't know. I learned everything about Australia. Oh, okay. So... No, it's not. It's not annoying. It's not annoying. It's not annoying. It's not annoying. It's not annoying. It's not annoying. It's not annoying. It's not annoying. It's not annoying. I thought that was my girl. Wait a minute. I, I, you know, as I said, climaticity or Ross Lee, whoever we get, whichever one shows up, those are my brothers. We're, they're fellow Sasquatchians. I'm a Sasquatch. I'm not white. Okay. Yeah. And Sasquatch.
02:26:47
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I am far from hairless at the end of the day. Rocky might be, or Climatite might be hairless sass watches. I don't know, I'm not running around getting my beard stuck in drill presses.
02:26:58
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worry We never claimed to be smart. Got a point there. so like I hear I got to hear the rest of the story. I know it's like the worst. That was the worst pain of my life. So, the drill got caught in pictures then where to go from there. Did you get up and go, oh, **** No, I couldn't move. I couldn't move at all. Like, it was like it rotated around the ro ah the drill bit. and It was like right where my beard is right now and I couldn't move. So, I just pulled him like, let go of the **** drill. It's like right there.
02:27:34
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i like go my ears and know what i'm doing like i just use the to kept myself out you cut it in a book can go questions i have a christian you used to have a longer beard before i got caught in a drill well i tried to roll but yeah have did you have to face that close to the be by doing the abuse yeah yeah he had a credit yeah i know i wasn't I barely pushed a button and it still started yanking. I was like, it's not worth it. I'm not losing my skin. It's fine.
02:28:05
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i say Why didn't we why didn't you take the drill bit out of the end of the drill and then just unwind it out of the drill?
02:28:28
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got the winged do I didn't see that. yeah Yeah, he's just wearing that for special events tonight. Like I see videos of that's the original championship. Go ahead.
02:28:47
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There's kids. oh He can't hear you because Glitch got headphones in. Oh. it wasn't bad anyways before the the girls are they're doing using the mixtures and their their hair gets caught in those. Oh yeah. The mixtures whatever they're called. They're fired. Can you imagine if they were making you a sandwich and using a butter knife? They probably stab themselves. Yeah.
02:29:13
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so Yeah, the funniest video I've ever seen is the one chick she's got a mixing got a mixing bowl, but she she holds it up with her boob. Have you seen that? Have you seen this, Dick? No. Oh my gosh, I gotta see this. no we No, we really don't. But no, but I didn't see this. it with The girl that was fucking chested, she went to put the bowl. Where's the music? Oh, there it is. She went to put the bowl under there and it just fell and broke on the counter.
02:29:44
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I thought we were going to go to like a poem story, start so I started playing one music. like people
02:29:55
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if you If you play that music, Blaze, you have to play the the following after. The white people dancing, white people dancing, warning white dancing, warning white dancing,
02:30:31
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that's pretty godam and so okay
02:30:35
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not by myself no man ah hey beast one i think that that one I think this one turned out pretty good. I like the way this one turned out. That looks cool.
02:30:47
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As a guy who can carry a cake in each ah in each hand, that that's an impressive feat if she put it under her boob and was carrying it. Yeah, I was going to say. john i didn't seem
02:31:11
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that picture behind base how that don' one. That one you're not but it's the worst thing to do feet and to get the females right and I don't and and a lot of females are sensitive. So, I'm like, I know you're not Banshee but I'm like, man, I don't want to hurt those feelings but making I'm the guy that I really like. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on a second. You're in this one though.
02:31:38
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You're at the bottom, right? Yeah. And see, all the women that I make, I just make them all beautiful. I'm like, I don't even get a fucking deal with no drama every day. I have an eight year old son for sale if somebody wants him. We have an outside fridge. He just walked outside. I was like, what are you doing? He's like getting ranch. I was like, for what? He's like my steak. What the fuck? Did you just say to me? Take him out. Take him out. Just just just in it. Just just in it. Wait a god damn minute.
02:32:07
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I can't believe you want to get, you can go on and get. What's up, man? I'm going to go ahead and apologize real quick because when we first started talking, I thought you was a dude. Oh, no. Bespoke gets that all the time. when He's not really a dude. Bespoke's not a dude.
02:32:28
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and until I think so. and I think so. I've been punched on like when, so, you know, Don't worry about the fucking kangaroo worry about me.
02:32:39
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<unk> shalyon i wouldn't fuck with her she won buy yeah yeah going to bandsee the one in said nurse me She is not a man. She put on them yoga pants like she does sometimes and walk back here in the kitchen. She is not a man. I'm telling you. gotta be too question Let me tell you. If she was, I still would probably take a go at it. Just say.
02:33:06
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know 20 bucks 20 bucks a oh i i want get's like this wendy bob Jeff leemo started talking and all i heard was does it be do deal do do do I think we removed that though we did yeah we did back still have a chance You guys are this is a true and you are
02:34:00
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words are That's a hashtag. but They are. there They're **** bush people, man. They live in the bushes. I don't know. live with the i house in the content on apps but I don't hear you **** I like rustle wrestle, wrestle, **** brown snakes and **** The fact that you think about Australia from Paul Hogan. and no i No, I haven't. No, I have not. I've actually Actually, Australia is one of one of the few countries on the planet that I want to travel to. I mean, outside of the fact that every goddamn creature there wants to murder or eat you, it's it's very beautiful. And I just came. Yeah, it's Australia is very beautiful. It is very pretty. I would love to visit Australia. But if I ever go to Australia, I'm absolutely beating the hell out of a kangaroo. They're number one on my list.
02:35:00
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They're number one on my list. I'm whooping the kangaroos at. I don't know what I have against kangaroos, but I have something against them. My brother. wish as well seen had cuttolan You you know what it is. I am a kangaroos. You know what it is. They're smug. They're arrogant. They're little pricks and they need to be knocked down a pig. Oh, it's so you really kangaroos. Yes. It's not arrogant.
02:35:30
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They need to be walking around like this all the time. like We think there's something big shit. i've I've never seen anybody jealous of a kangaroo before. This is the first je um like you know like to many it's the challenge it the i just don't I just don't like them. I just don't like them. I just don't like them. They're like they're like the Australian version of a chat in America. We all know what chads are in America.
02:35:59
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I'm a I'm a rat. My daddy bought me a Range Rover. I think I'm cool. I got. You think Kangaroos are the chads of the animal kingdom or something? Apparently, I do. Yeah, I always think the killer whales were. Yeah, killer whales are cool, man. Because they're cats. No, man, they're cool. They don't fuck around. They're strong. They're strong, independent. Yeah.
02:36:28
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That guy right there, right there behind Klamatite. Yeah, look at that king who's doing the Klamatite over there. Yeah, what are you what what is happening with Klamatite? He's great with me you. You said no. No means no. No. In Kangaroo, it means deeper.
02:36:48
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The dog fosters commercials. I don't speak Australian. I'm Australian for deeper.
02:37:00
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Well, and no do rions that that you do realize they canceled an entire fraternity for saying yes means yes and no means anal, right? are No means yes and yes means anal. There was an entire fraternity that got canceled even before cancer culture was a real thing. Not places like in Australia, no means deep.
02:37:26
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I want to know what, I want to know what soaking means in all Australia. Hey buddy, come here and give me a hand. but Say that I've warded the garden. I'm going to say I've warded the garden really well. is that so We have an Australian here tonight. Ask away.
02:37:49
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goodness How's the weed in Australia? I knew you were going to ask that. I fucking knew it. I don't know. It's it's not a poison for god's sakes. I mean, stoner minds want to know how other **** stoner like like live in this world. You blow the smoke out and it boomerangs all the way back to your face. I want that weed. I want that weed.
02:38:18
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and and I'm in Australia. That's right. No. Shuck is right. So, I'm in australia we give ourselves a shot by exhaling and then and it's the same plus i my mother we live my brother's traveled day before he brought back some veggieite so i actually had tried not i'm not ah not I don't know if I was eating it wrong or whatever, but I tried it straight from the jar at and what wasn't a big fan of it. I'm a little I'm not exactly sure what it was. the The less the better. Yeah. Yeah. He told me I was like on the sandwich or something. I just did like a spoonful and I was like
02:38:57
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that's what it's Chaka Chaka put it on a on a wiener if you know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. And no more you might on it when I was done with it. I'll tell you that. climate ti tap as yeah very you it this like yeah yeah is that is it's very um as you see, Things have changed a little bit around here since the last time you were around. Did you know if you bought the king size Snickers you get two bars in one package so you get double the penetration?
02:39:43
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No, Blaze, there's a line. there's a le play out with to Blaze right through that line. You know, you know, you know, i I'm watching Blaze get higher as the stream goes on. this like i'm getting drunk tonight now You know, I knew Blaze was going somewhere with that and I was getting ready to say, yeah, Blaze, it's a king size. But I was like, you know what? I'm going to let him continue his time.
02:40:08
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been been good See, you can double stack it and you get vain on top and bottom. yeah But your mouth stretches.
02:40:19
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what And as we learned on Wednesday, then you get lockjaw. yeah And then you can't get it out. Unless you're a snake. Unless you get a snake capabilities regretting that. Oh dude, Wednesday we thought when Glick told this story about this chick that the dude's junk was the, she described it as a baseball bat and she got it stuck while giving him a head. She got it locked on. She got locked on. Couldn't get his, yeah. She couldn't get his dick out of her mouth. So, so, so.
02:40:50
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do and bending it in there sideways or something that's when you and so apparently the guy's head was the size of an apple so so when we when we started the story it came out and said she said uh she said i dated a guy who had a dick the size of a baseball bat. and And Jeff and I were both like, is it shaped like a baseball bat? Like where it's real thick at the top?
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02:41:15
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And we had this conversation and then I finished the story. And as I'm finishing the story, she said that the base of it was bigger than the, or that the tip of it was bigger than the base. And that the actual tip was about the size of an apple. So it did get i call bullshit like ah both from the top to the base. It tapered down. well it was stories i think
02:41:36
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Yeah. So, how am I? Let's keep talking about this beast mode and get off. Yeah. I think you never heard from him. I was hearing his little. He turned his camera off. Man, the genetics really he shit on me then. Beast mode was like, hey, mama, daddy, uncle, sister, I need you to come here and help me. What are you doing, beast mode?
02:42:03
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hit with and my alaba or bi hammer um yeah from your mouth Give me man to put my dick out of told you beast that Happy and tick-tack don't impress nobody bro i love you know you get to ah tet ta hurts a hundred and eighty miles now yes you all wait your tictacs reaching on eight miles hours if you fall down fatass my made your breast it may major your breast smell good mother
02:42:35
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dead mother first yeah mother phone Almost killed me from laughing
02:42:45
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give me in give me get beast bird You gotta give me a listen here you son of a bitch. I don't even say that. gentlemen, my dinner is done. I gotta jump off, gentlemen and lady. Um so if you guys are still on, and I get done eating. I'll pop back up.
02:43:11
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feel like will be here loud we'll be here i'll have a good night like s sola whoor you little there plug
02:43:24
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yeah you got yeah i don't know his name is horly dad yeah well i have i have a response from him Since he can't reply for him himself i'm going to give this response full coffee um <unk> seen that glad it's on the known jacke and work tonight chaka Yeah, I got about a half hour then I gotta get ready. Are you sure? I feel like you're coming down with the cold. Dude, I cannot call in no more. I, I, they, they actually called me in and they're like, dude, you've called in like three times a month every **** month. I was like, holy ****. Yeah, my bad. What are you gonna do? ah good lord I'll I'll **** you.
02:44:13
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let me ride had no that it I was like, wait, hold up. If you're going to nia pretend sick day off and you weren't Monday to Friday, always take the Wednesday. Because if you're going to make a sickie, do it this week. Well, nobody's streaming on Wednesday. We stream every fucking Wednesday. You're always welcome.
02:44:41
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You're you're what is the brown bottle flu? what are you doing the Which one are you doing on Wednesdays? What's fuck the news? Oh, that's like a couple hours. I I I've already I can do that whole stream and then and then but I still have to go to work. You can do like two hours. What's fucking news right? Two or three. yeah You know, fucking work gets way too much in the way of life sometimes, I swear. I'll tell you what. We just we just all need to get rich and then we can just stream anytime we'd like.
02:45:12
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I think I still say we try to break the world record for streaming. I mean, I am. I am. I am trying. I am trying to get rich streaming or not streaming, but I have my only fans. I'm trying to get rich, but nobody wants to see a half naked Sasquatch. I'm trying to get rich as a jiggle. Oh, I'm not working either. Every now and then the Sasquatch is anchored if you say Harry.
02:45:40
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was about yeah i Told you he's a he's a hairless Sasquatch. I say I shave the appropriate areas Question is why would you worry about his booty ho?
02:46:06
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What do you think about when you look at a Sasquatch? Is it it just me? Very booty holes or something to come first about? because so i I feel like people would be curious to know what a Sasquatches Becker looks like. Let me know.
02:46:28
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Hey, what's up, JR? How you doing, man? What up, JR? Man, she's currently looking google only fans sa watchch but follow so i ground a offend no just notification on my phone oh you have a brand new follower
02:47:07
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02:47:35
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yeah Apparently not. i right joing You got weekends and holidays off next year? No, coming up next month, I'm gonna have weekends and holidays off. Nice. nice you Got a promotion. Got a promotion. For just one month? No. give they'll be for Four years. nice So, so, so, so you got a promotion. So now you're not banging the inmates in the shower and now you're doing it in the laundry. yeah Nice, bro. Nice.
02:48:02
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Yeah, it's awesome motion. okay Make sure you keep sending me the videos. I love the videos, man. Yeah. Yeah. It really walking into work every day. It's Chaka. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick.
02:48:27
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crazy how that works broli welcome back you you missed your buddy i a ti he was here He said you put him, he said you, you put him in the hospital. better did you wait back ah so bug that guy don't mind me i mean why is this that yeah Why are the black guys always the show but but Tony. First to being that category. with be numbers yeah First. First. Hold on a second. Mind you, the list of black guys on this show is very short. Rock Lee. That's why I said don't put me this thing. But it's Tony. We'll do that. Oh, yeah. I've never seen him on this show without like eating something ever like ever. I am out of the guy he likes to eat on
02:49:21
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people eat. I don't care. I was going to eat on panel. I destroyed that hot dog but you did not see it. Yeah, you did. I know. There there there are some streamers that are not paid for something else.
02:49:37
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yeah yeah with something else He took it like it was something else. There are some streams that really get butt hurt when people eat on the stream. I've never, I mean, like in the beginning when we first started the show, I was like, Hey guys, like, let's, like, let's not eat on the show. And then like Jeff was house and 47 quarter pounders on the show. and I don't know. Tony was always eating their cook and I was just like, you know what? I don't **** care. If you guys are hungry, **** eat on the show, man. At the end of the day, if you're hungry, you're **** hungry. you Just eat. I don't care. It is what it is. Yeah, if I'm hungry, own I just eat usually. we can also tell On Saturday nights, I'm not too worried about it because we're on here for six hours but like, right?
02:50:22
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and now on your guys mondaystream I I wasn't drinking there for a while. i would I cut my camera then I drink. I wasn't sure if you guys wanted people to drink. So I'm getting hammered and like but you don't see me get hammered. I'm just slowly getting fucking drunk. Glick's camera would be off one million percent of that. That would be Glick right there. He wouldn't even have his face out. It would just be that all the time.
02:50:45
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my
02:50:50
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like He's doing it right now. Yeah. And then of course the episodes where I drag and I started calling everybody bitch. Well, because you can't show a butt chug. That's why he has to turn his camera off. Yeah. Can't let the audience see that. Sorry, folks. Sorry, folks. Sorry. Oh, that's terrible.
02:51:18
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like what are you doing, bro? Yeah, I heard it. I heard that. Nikki says that more often than not. No. No. He's back and he says good game. I'm going to be worried.
02:51:39
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And Jar said everyone can tell that was the, that was the nine hour stream. I got, that's the probably the drunkest I think I've ever been on the stream was that day. like Dude, I want to try to, I think it was a network to try to break the world record for for streaming. It's only 624 hours. was It wasn't meant to be that long of a stream. We started off doing a poker tournament and it was a little bit looking from now.
02:52:02
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just look at badgie um being just a books school like you was asking ah get ragged we um mean they just think her sides are the that kagaroo playing rev that's awesome yeah look around then you don't look around looks's gonna get his as kick I'm import a kangaroo to ohio just to kickli i yeah
02:52:35
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I wish the **** you would. I will. You're in Mexico, man. You need to see the Chupacabra. I'll I'll I'll make it disguised. No way. No, I beat that
02:52:57
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there's one there's one major issue with that video that you'll never see me doing Yeah. Click, click any more than three feet off the ground. He's fucking pissed himself. That's the right thing. Imagine if that was a Yeah, yeah, man. The first time hed go you know what I learned from the karate kid, um sweep the fucking leg.
02:53:32
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But he can't. He has a tail that's holding him up. He's lifting both legs. Yeah. I'll fucking break his legs off and then the tails ain't going to do shit. I'll sweep the tail. I'll sweep the tail if I have to. Yeah, man. I'll pull him up.
02:53:50
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I'll lift the pitching chain. The pitching chain. Blick doesn't ride bikes. That's exercise. Get away from me, kid. That's a little kid, man. So that's why I don't like kangaroos. Look, kangaroos. That's a little kid. Come on, man. Well, that's slick. Getting his ass to graduate. See how they balance on their back tiles? Oh, look at that. That kangaroo's racist. That's a black guy. That kangaroo's racist. They beat up kids, and they're racist. Oh, why not? Like, what are we going to show a kangaroo hitting a woman? Oh, wait. Yo, yo. He's throwing fists back. You going to see a kangaroo hit the woman next? Yeah, probably a little kangaroo.
02:54:27
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You know, for a big kangaroo, they'll fucking saw it, you know, I'm telling you now. I saw that one. that The one guy showed the kangaroo being up on a heavy bag and it ripped the heavy bag with its feet claws. That's what that's what worries me is the claws on the feet and ripped my strings open or something. Like raptors. Yeah. yeah So they're toenails on their feet. I like I'm the big kangaroos, the size of most people's fingers. Damn.
02:54:54
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they in there i got I got I got a Smith and Wesson that'll change their feet calls.
02:55:02
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ah but nice like i like that now shit's but shoot fucking ah I'll shoot your fucking feet calls off, you sons of bitches. This is a straight up fair fight. Knuckle up, you bitches. I'll be the kangaroo to death. These are tourists taking pictures. See, see, all this does is make me want to fight a kangaroo even more because they're bitches.
02:55:25
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They're taking advantage of the week. The week. So kangaroos can actually literally go in. That's how they kind of we roll down and the bushes are literally. Well, that's su dan that's what a knife. That's not a knife. Yeah, I'm talking about that. Look, we were just trying to have a boxing match a fight. I didn't know he was going to fight to the death gladiator style. But if we're going gladiator style, hey there's enough of me. One last one that won't worry. as As Jeff's people say, I have a machete.
02:55:56
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a cheter Who's playing the music background? That's not me. I'm calling it now. I thought it was my dog for dude if your dog does it's not for a She makes all kinds of weird noises when she's asleep.
02:56:20
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Well, on and um on a totally different topic of conversation, I just almost got beat to death in the bathroom. See? Yeah, whatever you did game in the battle you did made her scream ill. So what was that like? couldn't find No, yes. But but I might have splashed her.
02:56:43
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yeah the campfire Because I look, I got a strong look, I got a strong scream. parents thankn you You got a scrawn screen? A scrawn screen? Yes. A scrawn screen? In the south. You talk about the way I talk, motherfucker. In the south, in the south. It's like Sock and Miller Lite fucking time. Oh, no. In the south, a certain type of vehicle replaced the T with the K when they say things like script club, screen, script, you know,
02:57:21
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Well, I'm talking about Rockley's people. um know But the longest time when I was growing up, and saying so instead of saying power pole, I would say yeah. You say oil instead of oil. Instead of oh over there, over yonder? Yeah, we say that in Ohio. Y'all? There's everything, even if it's down there.
02:57:50
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Yeah. I got, I got a strong stream, you know, and I go release the Kraken and recycle my my beverages. So, but I also, so I turned away so not to fart in her face and she got a little splash. So I changed him we don't get him. He's a sweetheart really. I didn't mean to I didn't mean to hit her with the over spray. Over spray? Can't say it would be over spray.
02:58:21
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i get lies wow yeah like girl ier refuting shower if i wanted to give you a golden shower in the last two years you would i've already learned that about me i am very and that will yeah telly as I don't know. I I I I let my as trumpe I I might ask Trump. My ass trumpet writes her beautiful love songs that she's not appreciative of. Well, that's the war zone in Glick's Bathroom. You got to make up a beer. We got it. Alright, buddy. Love you. Cody Rhodes wins. So, I lost this week, didn't I? What? Dude, I'm not **** going to go elf. Did I, did I lose? yeah
02:59:14
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yo yo yeah and in under the charge oh yeah what cash cash retains this championship He's a chip off the old block, ladies and gentlemen. Oh. Cash is two one oh. Cash is two and oh is a champion. Wow. Dude, **** that. The, yeah, yeah. He, he, Cash, Cash broke out the old school GWO belt for his show because we make picks and stuff for the
02:59:46
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He won last week and he won again tonight. Oh, no, I hope people don't want you to be the champion. then No, none of them want me to be a champion. They're actually on team cash. I don't know. No, no, no, they hate it. I'm the champ. I'm the greatest fucking champ that's ever lived. i jeff
03:00:10
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and yeah you have Calm down, bro. You got two victories. I've got over 30.
03:00:18
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ah Glick, you were talking about going in the bathroom, and it just kind of reminded me of this old ditty thing. Yes. I remember when I hosted that show. Would you hosted that show? Yeah, he held it for you.
03:00:36
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I left it a wide open for you, Glick. Why? we I heard you guys say, I heard you guys say J.R.'s comment. I just felt like it deserved to be put back up there again. unfortunate Comment in the chat, maybe you said warzoning Glick's back. Oh, hell no, bro. No. No, fuck em no no not the G.R. Hey, look, it's Glick.
03:01:02
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you off too quick Yeah, I saw it as i click on Yeah, that's what I'm saying the silverback versus uh, all right later brief later but letter be Your sister I said hi I ain't fucking real fucking silverback gorilla man I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you a silverback versus. What is silverbacks or were those chimpanzees? They got fucked up. Whoever that was. Everybody. Dude, ain't fucking the chimp either. We we talked about a while back. You guys all remember the story of Travis the chimp. Yeah. Yeah. at That bitch's face, man. Oh, that's what I was talking about. Yeah. Yeah. and And then when the cops showed up, they shot the fuck out of Travis and he was still coming at him.
03:01:59
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they shot the hell out of that ship and he was like really i i like. I've seen the video not only this it was a real quick clip so it didn't show any blood or anything but but it did show a lady was sitting there playing with a chimpanzee and the chimpanzee jumped over her grabbed her hair her front of her bangs and totally scalped her ripped her whole scalp off and then it cut the video cut out so it didn't even have time to show I love you. Nicky, you get it, man. Don't let them take you out that way. and That was messed up, man. Go to hell, Rocky. Beat his ass. Rocky said you get to beat his ass. Don't let him take you out like that. Go to hell, Rocky. Why don't you go back into hiding? Who invited you in here tonight?
03:02:48
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Who the hell invited you back in here tonight? You're my best man, not her best man, you son of a bitch. Oh, yeah, you're right. I completely forgot. Hey, you know what? He meant to piss on you. And you know what? yeah You had it coming. I don't know. know you're you're you're You're good, Rocky. She said, I'll take him. She said, I'll take him. Fuck you.
03:03:12
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And poor Travis Chip had already been stabbed a couple of times by the kitchen knife. from the eye Yeah, yeah know yeah travis travis Travis was a fucking, you want to talk about beast mode. I'm going to jump, I'll be back late. Hey man, we'll be up here for another three hours. Come on back in beast mode. Make sure you're following our channel too. We'll follow you back. Practicing for the 600 hour record. So this is some stream record that obviously can't be by the same one host.
03:03:41
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Uh, it looks like it was a, it was 26 days long. Oh, shit. No. Jesus. I don't have that. I don't, I don't, I don't have that time. I don't have that time or money. The most I've ever done on a live stream has been 36 hours. Holy fuck balls. That nine hour stream I did last week is the longest stream I ever did in my life. I've never done that. That's one nine hours is my max. That was the person that was done.
03:04:11
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Hit the like button. Let them know, Jr. Come to nonsense of a nonsense and hit that like button. hit the nonsense six hundred and twenty four hours was thirty seven minutes we could all at your house um wow yeah by about It was done on TikTok.
03:04:29
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i've done I did to September. And 22 I did 36 on TikTok. I did 36 on TikTok and I did 25 ish on Periscope. I don't want to spend that two days. I'd have to spend both those days doing a live stream.
03:05:01
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how Well, because I mean, I don't I don't quite understand what goes like, how do you how do you do that? Nine hours. Well, 26 hours. The nine hours. i did actually you body on yeah li buddy a there Yeah, it actually it actually flies by, to be honest with you. But let's I was also in a very bad place when I did the over 24 hour one. I remember that one.
03:05:30
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and and Well, you probably remember the 36 hour one because that one was on tick-tock And again, I was in a I was in a very bad place and and I mean I don't mean to like Need anybody sympathy or anything like that. But in real life I have no friends all my friends are online and I I just I I was just drinking I got tore up from the floor up. I drank I drank like two bottles of Jack Daniels and probably, uh, three cases of beer in 36 hours. And, you know, and people were there. We were, we were chatting, we were talking, we was having fun. Um, and I started the show, the, the, it was already dark. The sun came up, the sun went back down and I was still going and I was like, man, this is awesome. And then, uh, when I was on Periscope for the, the one that was over 24 hours, it was basically the same thing.
03:06:30
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Uh, I was live and I was drinking and you know, I lived, I still lived in Charleston. So I was in my, uh, in my garage and my fridge was full of alcohol. And then I had a shelf upstairs on the, on the second floor that was completely full of alcohol. And I'm like, I'm good to go. And it was like, you know, I was after, you know, it was 24, 20. I mean, I think that one might've been 28 hours, to be honest with you guys.
03:06:55
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And it was just kind of reached the point where it was just like, Oh, I gotta to go get something to eat. I gotta to go to sleep. And I needed to just kind of happen. Um, and, uh, but it was, it was fun because the chat was there. I mean, I stayed steady with like when I'm Periscope, when I was on Periscope, man, I would do a show and, and I always had anywhere from, from like 200 people to.
03:07:21
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To like 1500 people on the show on periscope and it just stayed steady and the chat was there TikTok Rocky, you know what my tiktoks used to be like when I would go live um black And I just just fucking went at it and had fun it was it was great Not that i'm trying to do it. It just kind of happened but uh Yeah, this you know, I know plays The stream I did the other day, it wasn't supposed, I was supposed to be a poker tournament. It went by so fast and then everybody's just started showing up and hanging out. That was cool as fuck. Yeah. When you people start getting, if you're, if you're drinking and you're having fun and you're hanging out, man, you just, you just, you just lose all track of time. And, uh, I know Blaze and I kicked around the idea of doing a 24 hour stream here.
03:08:13
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I'm doing it for charity. one You know, we're not going to fall. It would be easier if you had like a ah lot of people show up, like pan full, fill the panel up. Right. That was just fly by everybody. why we We've talked about if we do a 24 hour show, like incorporating all the shows, you know, lining up against for Glick's House of Music, doing a men caring for men, doing Jeff's garage, doing the nonsense and chill, doing the nonsensical nonsense.
03:08:43
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doing the football or the sports show, whatever you want to call it. But I think, I think we could easily do a 24 hour show here. I mean, fuck I used, I mean, Rocky, Rocky being the only one here. I mean, he knows how I can do a show by myself as long as the chat's going.
03:09:00
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And I don't, are are you are you talking, are you talking to do it just for, uh, like the views and stuff? Or you are you trying to do like a fundraiser thing and and get, you know, for charity, for charity? Hell yeah. I'm down for some idea. one and One of the, one of the, one of the few times that we would actually be like, Hey y'all send, not us, but send money.
03:09:21
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You know, cause we don't ever ask for gifts or subscribers or what we do ask for people to follow us. Obviously we want to, we want to hit that, that, that mark to where we can get monetized. on youtube us up And we and we we have a merch store, but I'm not like.
03:09:38
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go buy our fucking merch, you sons of bitches. And you can also set it up to like a fundraiser stream. You can set those up to where whatever's donated go straight to the security that you're trying to. you could hook up a Rocky, I'm going to need you to keep your little tick tock clips to your fucking self. All right, buddy, I didn't even have to open that to know what that is.
03:10:02
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Oh, is that your voice? yeah oh it' was funny and and the private set all i'm gonna say is if i had admin i would one thousand percent plate when you were talking earlier and <unk>s got what truck is i don't want to let it so bad
03:10:27
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but the fuck is going on here I have one of those but I haven't hooked it up for a while That chocolate went balls deep when he first got his voice changer. I was listening to the replay and I'm like this motherfucker. That shit was funny, man. It had a fucking... I sang the whole stream with auto-tune. Everybody would come in and sing auto-tune. He kept saying, I'm a singer.
03:10:54
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What's up, JR? I'm a singer. Oh, I want to kick chocolate in the head right now. But I was laughing my ass off the whole fucking time. I was like, I want one of those voice changers so bad. I paid for the whole year of that app, so I still have it. I'm just going to hook it back up. See, I told you, I got great sales. Go buy our fucking shit, you stupid horse. Play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin.
03:11:29
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Hey, so I got to get ready for work, man. I wish I can call in, but I fucking wasted all those call ins on you guys. have you only caught in one time on our show don't try bear on ah yeah that That one time was a straw that broke the camel's back, man. yeah that's thought i by the security i'll see i'll see you guys later you guys have a shi with us See you later, man. Later.
03:12:02
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Well, I wasted all that. Why do you get the hell out of here? You will. Thank you for playing that clip. Thank you. You're welcome. What? What? Yeah, right. Enough to parole him, right, JR? You got a fucking promotion. And he's like, I can't call it no more. I got a promotion. I know I'm not here for the bullshit. I'm not here for your for your fucking lies and alibis. I've heard them all.
03:12:31
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Where are all the Terrifier movies? Oh, they're there.
03:12:40
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Oh, I'm sorry. Ignore me. um I'm I'm I'm I'm editing. I'm editing the playlist. I'm Cjrs on team. You uploaded them all on the same day on Spotify by the way.
03:12:55
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I don't know. I'm not talking about. znchesster I'm talking about on YouTube. I'm up there. Oh, shit. All those three videos that Glick needed uploaded or uploaded on the onto YouTube. I appreciate it. Thank you. Oh, bullshit. I don't think this helps matter. Oh, what the what the hell is this? What is this new fun feature? What's up? What What's up, dude?
03:13:25
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I just just tapped a button and i got look at a pass stuff I don't know what I'm talking about. There's like nothing, man. I don't want that. Oh, I got it. Nevermind. It's just a really long thing. Nothing. Nothing. I was going to drop the link in the chat. Uh, anybody who's on our channel, feel free to share it wherever you want. We always open door Saturday night and, uh, nevermind. I'm just an idiot. That's just, that's just what I sent to blaze. What?
03:13:54
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It's a very, very long copy. It's a big dumb animal. I am a big dumb animal. A big long copy and paste from from the description when I had the handlers on Glick's House. Those guys are awesome. Those guys are awesome. Well, maybe... i got I gotta get... I'm in common. I gotta get those guys up on here on a Saturday night is what I gotta do. Right? Actually, you know what?
03:14:24
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There was a disclaimer before the show.
03:14:31
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So, is there anyone? Yes, sir. What were you going to say? Go ahead. Feel free. What what more kangaroo questions and answers, don't you? Yeah. Oh, no. I'm I'm fully convinced by kangaroos. He wants to know what's the quickest way you can find one and beat one up. Hmm.
03:14:53
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ah just get out of the country you' probably now I don't know. I don't need. I don't need. I already know. I'm going to beat the **** breaks up. It's it's funny because I mean all the videos I just found on YouTube, they're not even big kangaroos. Obviously, the ones with kangaroos. They they don't they don't challenge people who who is who They go after the week, man. They go after the week and the small and the soft. They're not, they're not down for, they're not down for an actual challenge. I'll be telling you. Are you talking about the root? I want, I want to see.
03:15:37
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I'm **** up a kangaroo. You guys do realize **** you guys. A million subscribers. Glick is fighting a kangaroo live on stream. You you you are bringing this on the kangaroos. One million. On the kangaroos. Did you know you have a cash that's partially blocked? Really? Uh on YouTube or on Facebook? On YouTube.
03:16:06
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Uh, yes. Okay. From October 4th. But I don't know. I'll, I'll, I'll adjust it later. Jeff, how many? Yeah. yeah when we What's the range we're at right now? As a million, we can get to a million, right? So glick can invite a people yeah, we can get there. so so but look what i have one of those videos yeah and cool yeah What's that?
03:16:34
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Who's the nonsensical network person? We are. but I am. okay specific It's all of us. It's all of us, yeah. I still remember when I started. We have nine shows in total. I remember timely. You have like 747 VDA's, but we already got like 295 subs. What the heck? Yeah. Well, yeah.
03:17:02
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That many videos you should have more, more subs. Well, we're also not, we're also not heavy promoters. Well, yeah, we are wow i am not user friendly.
03:17:16
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We're not user friendly. When you do your shorts, when you do your shorts as well, make sure you do more hashtag so when people do searches. I hashtag come up and they has to do the shit out i think the biggest thing is the fact that I'm i'm more worried about actually creating And actually doing real content, not doing bullshit. Like I'm going to go to Home Depot and put a bucket over somebody's head. And then, and then I'm going to put a bucket over my head. That 500 other fucking YouTubers. yeah
03:17:47
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those guys that do them awesome pun them in the face I'm also not going to do a stupid ass TikTok dance that 5 million other people have done. We only put our content up there. We only put original content up there. So.
03:18:00
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You know, when when you're actually original and when you're actually trying to create real content that somebody else hasn't done five million times over again, ah you kind of get the short end of the stick. I don't know what he's talking about because my network, nonsensical nonsense, Rock Lee edition is doing fantastic. Well, you're awesome. If I If I can. If I can. Blick. Yes.
03:18:28
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clear yeah if If I could fucking sing like you could, if I could sing like you can Rocky, we'd be much farther ahead too. right for for For those of you who don't know, and for Banshee, Rakhli is an incredible musician. this is my This is my little brother. This is my brother from another mother. ah this this This cat is so goddamn talented. He can write music, he can produce music, he can sing. The guy can sing, but he can sing in any genre you ask him to sing in. And he got also can rap, and he can freestyle right off the top of his head. He can freestyle rap.
03:19:06
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He did. He did a freestyle rap where he absolutely. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Decimated and destroyed fucking haters. And I'm like, yo, like the cats sang on my show on on on our on our shows here on the network. I've been like, hey, dude, can you do a cover of this song? And I have later. Yeah, like super fucking talented. I can just talk shit. That's what I do. I talk shit.
03:19:35
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So I sing, I sing, play guitar, do a bit of drums. I'm starting to cry. Oh, for real? I've been a bit scared. You should. You should. You should. On this versus excellent podcast, Glick's House of Music. And you should come. And I do different genres as well. Like a bit of Patsy Cline. I'll be crazy.
03:19:57
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I'm crazy. But feel that so lonely.
03:20:04
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I was going to call her out. She didn't even give me a chance. no
03:20:13
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That's a ballsy song. yeah Rocky did a cover of... Despite my talking voice, I can actually sing and I can do um ah can do different octaves as well. and Nice. And I still owe Rocky.
03:20:28
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I called Rocky out and I told him he should do a cover of Britney Spears was one more time. And he did. And he fucking knocked you out of the fucking park. And I still have a TikTok video of me doing. Oh, yeah. I completely forgot about that. What you what are you supposed to do? I want to. I mean, I mean.
03:20:48
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You gave me a time point, Rocky. I mean, I don't owe Rocky. ah You know what? You know what? When you're going to get i want have many of us all years but you know what lock gotta of glick until he does it, you know what? You know what? I'll tell you when you're going to get it. You're going to get it when your album is released and that first album is dropped.
03:21:06
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that's nice i wouldn't hear about you no i didn hear about this got album fly fucking wars ra like there five fucking years rocky i've been hearing about this god day album so when our album drops this is what you do news hey hey last of can take time my questions you i do the same thing you all the time stop talking about it be about it big no no um I've been waiting and I've been waiting and I've been hearing for over five years about this debut Rocky album. It's not been five years, it's been six.
03:21:42
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it's um My bad, it's been six years many hairmas and I've been waiting on it. So, Rocky, when that when that album chops and that first video is released is when you get you when you go your TikTok video of me dancing to your cover of Britney Spears. How's that sound? Oh, I guess. Tell us, stop talking about it. Rock, I got you. I got you.
03:22:12
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Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, well, you know what, Jeff, I got you. You know what, Jeff, I got you. Gather around the campfire. So I'd like to hear Roxy one of you. Hit me, baby, one more time. And there's a reason why I'm the champ. I'm the master manipulator. Here's a touching champ.
03:22:38
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When the album drops, the first video comes out. That's when you get me embarrassing myself for your cover of Britney Spears. i fuck this set up eight whats do but You're coming up on a year. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Let's go.
03:23:02
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Where's the album at? You know I'm waiting for it. This is like the perfect song in the background for you, right? I this song. This song tracks me up. you I found this song and I was like, oh, I got to download this. I understand, Master, please just take time to throw a good man i'm on your side. word Yeah. I'm sure you want.
03:23:45
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Oh, okay, man. Such a sweet succulent. What? Oh, so, there's... Did you see that picture again? Did you see it again? What's that? I'll pull that picture up again. Yeah. I deleted it because I got room for other stuff, but... what's the What's the timeline on the actual matter, Rocky?
03:24:10
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and it's perfect g like That Blake. That is, like, really, really good. Hey, it's me and Glick. Yeah, that's how like that's what they do when they meet up. Glick's hiding in a tree like and like, what's the timeline on the album now, Rocky? Who dropped Rocky?
03:24:44
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he dropped to the cell. God damn you were like, fuck you guys. What's the timeline, Rocky? What's the timeline on the album? Oh, they want to talk about it. Oh, yeah. You don't want to talk about it. Oh, yeah. know I don't know. I have most of it done. or I should just get out and do it. Honestly, hey, Rock, get it yeah I have a preview of what that dance is going to look like. Yes, I would love to see that.
03:25:13
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Oh, I got it. It's not the right song, but I do have a preview of what that that that like dancing to the Britney Spears video. I got a preview. it's It's loading. So bear with me. I'm actually I'm actually a pretty good goddamn dancer, you fucking whores. Oh, yeah, I have proof, too. he's Can we say the proof?
03:25:41
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Yeah. That's what I'm trying to say. The whole thing, man. Work Work it. And that was after you come back from a haircut that day, too, he wasn't it? It just comes back from a day spot. I want i want that whole that whole thing recorded. Right?
03:26:03
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I think there's a Britney Spears version of that person that does that. Really? I think so.
03:26:13
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I know that the one of the one of the they do pink by Aerosmith. I see if I can find it.
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value
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to find. OK.
03:26:44
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I'm sitting here checking out her analytics ever since Banshee brought that shit up. Right? What have you done? What? What? know. My followers first. Do you have a chance to play? Like, do you do video games or play?
03:27:11
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like games and stuff? ah Not so much. I used to be a bad, mad gamer one time. So when you were talking about, when Glick was talking about how we got a 36 hour stream one time, been back in the days when I got a new game, I'd be playing that game for like nearly 48 hours straight. Right there? Yeah.
03:27:33
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I was just, I was curious about the name Banshee. I was like, where's the... She's a Banshee. Yeah, the Banshees. So, I used to be, my channel's still called Outback Wendles. Um, but someone was trying to come at me one time and I said, you're fucking screaming like a Banshee bitch. And I thought, you know what? I'm going to start trolling you. So, I changed my name to Banshee Hunter. She knows who she is. Oh. Oh. I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. I'll fuck around and find out. Fuck around and find out. I Banshee. I like it.
03:28:10
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It fits right in. It fits right in. I am the king of **** around. We'll find out. Oh, yeah. So, I live in this massive town of eighteen houses and I mean, I live by myself. I do have a psycho pit bull. Well, he's not that psycho. Um and yeah, I'm I'm the wild crazy yeah person in my town.
03:28:37
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yeah come in don you be a dog but Come here, come in oh dog. Come here, dog. I don't know where our dog is. She's probably asleep. Fucking storm somewhere.
03:29:06
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We're a fat dog. I got a shoe and a mouthpiece.
03:29:12
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Two of my secondhand rescue dogs. Oh yeah, but do you have a fucking guard kangaroo? yeah Can you imagine just walking up to somebody else? Just seeing two gangaroos on a pole. I thought seriously living in town ah seriously live in a town of 18 houses. I am in the outback. There's no police station. There's no public transport where I live. And because I've got three dogs, I'll sometimes leave the door open so they can like you know come in and out as they please.
03:29:46
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Yeah, man. Come and go. I've had snakes in my house. bat I've had bearded dragon lizards in my house. I've had micro bats. realize You live in a country where where the animals want to kill or murder you, right? They don't want to kill you. They just can. Yes, they do. No, they want to. Have you seen them? They don't want to actually kill you. Yeah, man. I freaking get into my front yard.
03:30:11
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You guys got some goddamn fucking jellyfish, uh, that, that, that'll fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. yeah What are they called? Um, uh, is it the box Joey? Yeah. Box jellyfishes, man. That'll kill you in like three seconds. Why? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And say, well, what about snakes? this might Keep your old fat ass out of the water. I'm just saying.
03:30:35
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There's a reason why your why your country was originally a penis colony. I mean, I got it. I got it.
03:30:56
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Yeah.
03:30:59
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Yeah. I want to play too much because of copyright. and you a Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's Bigfoot Bay. Bigfoot under store Bay. That's that yeah just found up that's uh that's uh sex swatches girlfriend. No. Yeah. And sex swatches. He actually. Yeah. He actually plays saxophone dresses. Yeah. I follow. I follow both of them. Yeah. Well, that's cuz you're related. It's a big ass
03:31:31
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hang on it's gonna eat your face and it was not close to my house yeah that's the dead snake i flipped that upside down oh my god big my bay has it only fans yeah this difference yeah so i get we get like redbelly blacks um bluebelly blacks brown snakes every now and then we get like a you know harmless python but not very often which is I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm yeah and that's just it. I'm waiting for you to show us your pet wombat or right. three My my platypus.
03:32:13
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Whoa. Let's keep this not XXX. Okay. You can say that.
03:32:25
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i heard i heard about the oh fire isn't the isn't the cupy bar is what what is it what does he call him a coy barrow
03:32:41
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No, well, there's a guy on tiktok who calls him crappy barbers yeah ah barr it's power there's jeff look up on tiktok the look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up look up on
03:33:19
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Yeah. And Fred and Fred the raccoon and Fred the raccoon who done nothing. Fred was an innocent sand boy out. Yeah, that was that was that was Peanut the Squirrel. What baby? Huh? And Fred the. Snapchat. There's a guy that does on TikTok. He does like the very most bestest. He's like German or something. He calls Huskies. He calls Huskies like but ah what What does he call Huskies?
03:33:51
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Huskeragons. I don't remember. Oh, he calls, he calls manatees. The manatees. It looks like a foam. Climate Teddy got some competition. It looks like a foam. But the dude is fucking hilarious, but he calls them crappy barbers is what he calls ku but the copy barrow.
03:34:16
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and Yeah. ke bar Which are adorable when those things are so fucking cute. I want we want a baby one. no jimmy I want one of those sugar bears. I want an army. Isn't it like actually a squirrel, a sugar bear? Yeah. Black guy from the TV. Yeah. yeah ah what's What? what's No, what's what's with? No one sugar bear Jackson.
03:34:42
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dead i and and just a hu barrrow seven har that star skining hutch that's huggy bear yeah man what is sugar
03:34:59
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yeah If there's any juggalos listening right now, you'll get that joke. Right. The Huggy Bear is the pimp from Starsky and Hutch. I know. But who was Sugar Bear? Yeah. I'm talking i'm talking about Sugar Bear.
03:35:14
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You guys like Trump out in a Australia? What what is Ben? She loves Trump. Trump is his favorite president. Huge fan. Huge fan. Yeah. You're that right, please Blaze. Blaze is a fan of Trump as I am a fucking Biden. You love One of these days, people will understand that anarcho cynicalism, cynicalism is anti. you You want Trump on the show? I think I get you. You want Trump? Oh, shit. There it is. There's laggy. That is my favorite best animal called Crappy Barbara. As you can see, Crappy Barbers have a sort of monkey face. They don't have no nose, but they have scary eyes, like a demon. Sometimes, Crappy Barbers stare into space. Maybe think about killing a chicken. I don't know. Oops, creepy Dave make mistake. He's not a demon monkey. He's just second face of Crappy Barbie. But the world is dangerous. Many are made into Crappy Barbara lemon soup.
03:36:27
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That was like my favorite. I love the senator can get donald trump over here yeah that fucking hilarious. He but that the, the Husker Duggins is what he calls Huskies or something like that. And he was like, they used to, they used to, they used to guide say this sleigh and then the reindeer are howling at the sky. They're, they're yelling at the reindeer.
03:36:57
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yeah
03:37:01
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that fucks a crappy bar It's a that animal that you just saw. Happy about Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick.
03:37:19
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like i fucking out larry we it's it's i think the guy is german and he's like what does he say my most favorite is Nick.
03:37:31
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My best favorite is animals. It's fucking hilarious. Animals that are. double onock name leg it you you're number one man yeah You know what?
03:37:50
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Somebody else that hasn't been here for a while is Leggy. Fucking Rock Lee shows up, Leggy shows up. I'm just saying, Coincidence. I think not. Yo, look, look, look, look, guys. I can't help it if I have a sandbane. My Leggy, come on up.
03:38:10
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im clima tite was here too yeah i i was why man who i haven't seen it in a hot minute He called me the other day he was on his way back from the from the plantation he works on ah yeah He was like a Yeah, man, I'm coming home. You know, he always we we we stay in contact. But, you know, he's got that fucking 12 hour drive from where he works the home and you'll call me and we'll talk for a couple of hours. ah He's actually over in the UK right now, man. He. Yeah. Oh, why? Yes. Oh, he's cautious with me. Lies, flies. I've seen pictures like bullshit.
03:39:06
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like call bullshit Yeah. Like you were talking about how ah Trump was on on this show. I have the video. Oh, do you? Bear with me. It's loading. Yeah, it's loading. Did did you find it just so weird that so many labels are accused of being TDS when it's is unsupported, but can't fucking shut up about it. What is TDS? There she is.
03:39:36
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What is TVS? Trump Derangement Syndrome. Yeah, I don't care either way. I just, I think he's fucking comical. I think he's a goddamn hot mess. Yeah, but yeah like none leg is Is that what we need? You could be Rock Lee. I'll be Leggy. Mr. President, would you say this was one of the best shows ever? I don't want to say that that's what it was, but it was a great show.
03:40:06
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Pretty awesome. Few with any podcast can compare. I like Joe Rogan. I like him a lot. But I got to say, I think this beats him. This Thompson, this Trump's him every time. How do you feel about this network as a whole, Mr. Trump? There's never been anything like it.
03:40:22
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i've I've seen lots of networks. I've seen the communist newness news network. I've seen the Fox News network, ah but nothing nothing really quite compares to what we have here. ah The nonsensical network. We do a great job. Hey, honestly, the host pretty shitty, ah kind of terrible. I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to hate on him. <unk>s He's a good guy, but he fucking sucks at his job.
03:40:46
Speaker
are the best they smell the best my orange hands they're tiny but i love holding his shits his farts are amazing you should smell them how do you feel about us having a communist on the networks for for communist he's he's a He's a good guy. His priorities are a little off. Just a little bit, but that's okay.
03:41:10
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blas he's He's a good person, I'm telling you. I hate to say it. He's like Chuck Schumer. Great guy. ah Mr. President, before before before you leave, but you before we let you go,
03:41:25
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Uh, you know, number, number 45, number 47, you know, you, you got big plans, you got all this. If there was one podcast network that you would recommend. What podcast network would it be that you would recommend that everybody listens to? What the fuck news? Thank you very much.
03:41:47
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a If I had to pick one network, I would say the nonsensical network has to be the greatest news network, the greatest comedy network. the You can find everything, everything that you could ever possibly want. ah Making America great starts with this network. Starts here. What network is that? It's the nonsensical network, okay?
03:42:21
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Mr. President, I want to thank you for coming up here doing tonight. we We greatly appreciate you being here. We wish you the best for the next four years. We can't wait to see, quote unquote, America great again. Absolutely. You're a faggot, but the rest of you are pretty cool.
03:42:43
Speaker
even though even running um Even though number 47 hashtag president, not a big fan of me. I feel like as a host, I feel like I rocked that interview out, man. I feel like ah I absolutely killed that interview. Yo, follow for follow. We are on Twitch. We are on Twitch.
03:43:10
Speaker
Yeah. Yo. Come to Twitch and scratch that itch. Maybe we should follow this guy back. I don't know who Controller Cowboy is. Well, you know, it is Saturday night. Let's find out, shall we? I have. Come on up. which I have not been on Twitch. Yeah, Controller Cowboy. Come on up. Come on up. Don't talk about it. me up but from me which is used in chapter one down big fella you heard the next contestant on the non-sales school network hey don't worry
03:43:53
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i'll be good this soul and i'll I'll call you a black man from most earlier. still videos so like it yeah I'm sorry, the greatest realization of Glick on live is holy shit, golf box black.
03:44:09
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but
03:44:16
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It's going to be huge. You gotta be huge. You gotta be huge. It's Connor's little bitch ass hat. You're huge. You know what? Isn't that so Connor? You're a **** lying **** piece of **** horror. Nobody likes you. I thought I thought Helen came up. No, that's Rocky. That was Rocky **** it up. Oh, man.
03:44:49
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like i'm like he's in the comments I mean, nice, awesome, rocky, but I mean, come on, Helen. Come on, Helen. Blaze, on a scale of one to Glick, how fucked up are you right now? I'm pretty glicked right now. Pretty glicked.
03:45:15
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I'm glicked off at the moment. yeah Why am I getting this?
03:45:23
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keep You keep putting your hand in front of the camera. That's why. it comes i' doing Here we go. That was, I think, logged on to Twitch. I am the greatest. Did you get a little excited? pleases live a a the There we go.
03:45:49
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I'm on Twitch. shift from south park to a song so um yeah yeah yeah yeah chocolate yeah i I did get a little excited there, Helen.
03:46:04
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a little bit. I did. I did. Oh, hey, Daddy, please. Just a little bit. Yeah. A little bit. And then I just want to play it. Blaze is the dominator. Daddy Blaze is the dominator. I keep I keep forgetting Rock Lee has like all her fucking face pics and shit. Yeah. Yeah.
03:46:27
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He's got like 40 folders, one for each man. I can use this picture. Screen shot, screenshot, screenshot. I have a lot of photos. I bet you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Oh, you don't say, do you? OK.
03:46:53
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yeah mini quarter chub Yeah. Yeah. Just a man. I wouldn't even call it a quarter. Maybe an eighth? A sixteenth? I don't know. Sixteenth.
03:47:08
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its a full shot bor jump it's a bor out and sixteen in eight sixteenth of an inch it's a full ch is you but you're talking to i don't know like that's all i'm giving you I'm giving you about sixteenth of my effort and picture you know discuss that I have blazs No, no, you say you son of a bitch here's the shot check you stick night ah feet of an in nobody is listening to you legy you may as well stand the comment section in your money camera jump and the camera Let's do you go
03:48:00
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ah love rockco lee's impressions of fuck fucking conor doing trump it's awesome that's whats too it's directly suppress that conorgo to impression of this is like the nonsense inception. Just like Jeff's just like Jeff's impression of Christopher Walken. My Chris Walken is **** spot on. It is. what' egg ye Come on up. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Yeah, this yeah listen here. See, if you're doing that, talking to my friend like that again, I'll stab you in the face with a slobber guard.
03:48:36
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I'm still waiting for the Christopher Walken impression. That was Christopher Walken. I know it sounded like he was standing in my office. That was Christopher Walken. That's just Christopher Walken. Yes. You need to re-listen to him. You need to re-listen to him because it's spot on.
03:48:57
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it's a lot. So, you really need to be slowing it down a bit and accentuate the last oh few words. Let's hear your Christopher Walken impersonation.
03:49:10
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I I don't do that. I sing. I'm a singer. So, you can talk the talk but you can't walk the walk. I see how you are. So, in other words, hey man, you don't have to play music. You don't have to play music to know something fucking sounds good okay
03:49:28
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You don't have to be a musician and know something's good song. I don't have the two impressions to know it was a good or bad one. I can't sound like that actually. I've tried very hard. that's Yeah, you can't do Scottish. There's no way.
03:49:46
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It sounded like British.
03:49:56
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why jeson roughy je you know ab you fans on paper like was qui eighteen years old i'm gonna go and and do a few things overre here every saturday because lea we have an alle up on the screen why don't you bring your scottish ass up here what have the battle of that i was showing with that accents the battle of the oxens the battle of the accent and yeah I was going to do another set. I want a little bit of pop meat. I can do a little bit of pop meat. Do it again. A stab in the face with a soldering iron. See? It sounds just like me. That does sound like Jeff, dude. Just like me. Yes. Oxence. Oxence. Oxence. All right, hang on. I'm afraid there was something funny for my scoundrel. And I made it sound different. I
03:50:56
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I don't I don't I don't do impersonations or accents or accents. I just make fun of people who who try to do them. Because you're just as bad as I am, don't you? And I can't sing either. So, you know, I'm just I'm just a guy who can talk. I just talk. I talk like I live life. I do what she's good at. And if being being the bully, you're good at it, then stick with what you're good at. Well, thank you. Finally, somebody is always me.
03:51:29
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If you're a good asshole, be an asshole.
03:51:34
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Some people don't like you Have fun. We'll throw a phone back to your wife. Don't beat up kangaroos. No fighting kangaroo. I'm a fucking kangaroo up. Just just so you know, just so you know, kangaroos are getting fucked up.
03:52:03
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why who's that I don't know what we're talking about now. I don't even know what's going on. Oh my God.
03:52:20
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guys say I'm the bad guy, but you know, I'm just saying. who gave Blaise actually called me a fucking pervert but Jesus remember when I said hey hey Blaise you want you want some uh administrator right what did I say yeah I said no yeah couldn yeah you know what yeah blaze was like I don't know if I want them responsibilities or not. I was like, all right, I'll be fine. You got your own show. And now I'm like, Jesus.
03:52:54
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um Told you I warned your ass. Well, I mean, look, if anybody who's ever watched this podcast knows that I don't make the best decisions in my life.
03:53:12
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and with relationships. You know, actually, I think I'm doing pretty good on the relationship front right now. Yeah, I think I think I've nailed that. So, you did one thing right in your life and it and and now that makes up for all the bad shit. I'm sure that's what Nikki is saying. Yeah, he nailed that. Come on now. It took me, it it took me a few tries but I think I finally nailed that. I don't know. I after tonight, I don't know. I don't know. She might wanna. Well, the revolving door of your relationship stand
03:53:42
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She said, you better shut your warm out. I think I'm killing the relationship. It's just another door in the wind. Yeah. Splash splash.
03:53:57
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you know
03:54:01
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Man, she was nice to meet you. It was nice hanging out with you. Appreciate you coming up. ah You are awesome. You're welcome here any time. Make sure you drop that follow on our network and we will follow you back. I'm telling you.
03:54:14
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I'm coming to Australia and I'm kicking a kangaroo's ass. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to do it right in the back. I'm going to do it right in our yard. I'm going to beat a kangaroo up right in the front yard. Why do you want to beat a kangaroo? Cause he wants to know how tough he is.
03:54:31
Speaker
No, I don't think it's that. No, no, no, seriously. Let's get everybody listening. Share this shit. Let's get fucking sponsorship. Let's get Glick to Aussie so he can fucking challenge you. First got to get his fat ass off. I want to see this shit. What's that? What was that?
03:54:55
Speaker
Would you press Jeff? I didn't press anything. Rocky, that was a Rocky thing. Rocky, that's Rocky. do that i want make I don't know. I have a list of things that I don't want to fight. Kangaroos, the Boston accent, Texas, that black bears, ah black bears, yeah specifically black bears.
03:55:25
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now that's what beness showed a bunch of videos of like little tiny kangaroos but they're fucking assholes they are beaten up kids they are beaten up women they were beating up people of color they were beaten up to like there but basically a gli
03:55:41
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for kangaroos testly I just figured it out. He's jealous. He's jealous of the pouch. He's jealous of the pouch. She said, tell us where the kangaroo touched you. The kangaroo didn't touch you. I'm jealous of the pouch. Like that's like, you can put a bond on your old stash, a couple of lighters. Yeah. They're not cute. They're assholes is what they are. They're assholes.
03:56:12
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I am a big meanie because people go around and fuck with them. Like if you go around fucking like, no, it's still if people don't fucking kangaroos and kangaroos start kicking people's asses. Who's the ass? You know what? I've seen videos of kangaroos with them.
03:56:28
Speaker
with somebody's fucking dog in a chokehold note and the dude walked up and hit him with the right hook. I see another video of somebody's dog. I saw that too. Why'd the dog fuck with the kangaroo, man? It's like wildlife. Kangaroo was in the middle of a fucking pond with the dog in a chokehold and he kept dipping his head underwater for a few seconds then he'd bring him up and then he'd dip his head back underwater and then he'd bring him up. Yeah, fuck kangaroos. They're assholes.
03:56:52
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Fucking kangaroos or assholes are racist.
03:56:59
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Kangaroos are racist. They don't like small children. They don't like dogs. Fucking kangaroo. I'll be the kangaroos ass. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Kangaroos are assholes.
03:57:13
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Like my dog probably takes on a kangaroo. I'll bite a kangaroo. I don't care if it's a swallowed up kangaroo or a fucking retarded kangaroo with his fucking underbite tongue hanging out in his fucking... I'll beat all their asses. I'll beat the hell out of a kangaroo. That kangaroo treats you like fucking... I'm also going to steal me a crappy barber because those things are adorable. Yeah. Yeah.
03:57:44
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fucking ah damn wrong yeah yeah
03:57:59
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happy barbara yeah legy come on plus i mexican jeff is wrong I'll bring my I'll bring my legion of of otters with me. Led by Otter this and Otter that. Otter this and Otter that. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna form an army of os hunts are plant white otters. otters? I don't know, they're fucking cool, man. They're super cute, but they're also really badass for their size. All they do is float around and fucking eat food. They're like dogs. Have you ever seen an otter eat food? It's cute as fuck.
03:58:40
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yeah yeah yeah They're kind of like you police. They're like the stoner of the wildlife. No, the sloths are. No honors are right up there. and Yeah, I can see that. Imagine if I let but imagine if I had an army of honors led by honor this and honor that.
03:59:04
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They're like, they're like, they're like, oh, you've got a bunch of cute otters. And then all of a sudden they're just like, and then it's totally unexpected. What the fuck is a cabbie bar? What? Wait, what?
03:59:20
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I don't want to beat up a crappy barber. I want to make it my pet. What is a cappy barber? Are you sure they're not native to Australia? I'm pretty sure they are. Where are they native to?
03:59:33
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I am on a Google search. Where are Krabby? Where are Krabby Barbara's from, babe? Africa? Helen, I'm very, very disappointed in you. They're from Africa. Never mind. Rabbid Otters. Dude. Otter Dis and Otter Dis and Otter Dat could have fucking mini belts, bro.
04:00:01
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but No, uh, credit credit barbers are not native to North America. I would have seen one by now. Yeah. Oh, those things are like new, uh, they're, uh, nutrients or nutrients or something like that. They're like dar they wrote it you're down in like South fucking America and shit. Like you see these bitches like fucking Louisiana and shit.
04:00:28
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The savannahs in the forest has lived near bodies of water. Uh, it doesn't know the savannahs and habits. No, no, no, no blaze. No blaze why not in Southern, not in Southern America, South America.
04:00:43
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like go and They're like gophers with down syndrome. They are a big ass overgrown Guinea pig. You're not wrong.
04:00:55
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It says, uh, capybaras as pets, although people claim they are good pets, capybaras, uh, harmful rustic nature is and unique needs make it very difficult to meet. And they're very expensive to keep. Very disappointed. didn madam one Very disappointed. I can have crappy barbers as in. not sir ought to be thus fine I can have crappy barbers.
04:01:27
Speaker
I can have crappy barbers. Whoa. Please. What were you going to say? it What are you did doing? What the fuck was that, Rock?
Odd Impressions & Internet Debates
04:01:40
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That's my impression. Look up a new ah look up a new trio, any trio or IE.
04:01:50
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You're not the boss of me. You don't tell me what to fucking do. Look it up. I don't give a fuck. Jeff will look it up and put a picture of it. Yeah, I got it. What the fuck was that? That's, that's broccoli trying to he he impersonate Helen. I don't know what's going on. I think so. Badly. Is there a lot of autism behind it? That's a really good impression.
04:02:18
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Get out of my swamp. Oh my. Oh boy. That's a new tree. That's a new tree. Yeah. A new tree. They're down in like, uh, uh, Alabama fucking Louisiana. It looks like a small crappy Barbara. It looks like a fucking cross between a, uh, Cappy Baba and a, uh, Beaver. I agree. That voice is about three octaves higher than, uh,
04:02:49
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Then her voice agreed in the action and the accent is totally fucking not on. It's no bueno as just people say, no bueno, no bueno. I'm sorry, I'll get better.
04:03:09
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This guy, this guy, this guy coming in four hours late. Well, I'll say, why, why, why do I not see him in my box? Who's coming in four hours late? I can't see him in my box. Oh, it's big Rick. What up, dog? Rick, Rick, Rick, you're going to be mad guy tomorrow. Well, I mean, you're going to be.
04:03:35
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it will show Well, Max Hedger, your Internet is what you say. I don't know what the fuck is going on with the Internet.
04:03:48
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Helen, come on up.
04:03:53
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I know. She don't like me, she don't like me. She hates me. I think what it is, is she hates Jeff's 1976 flag. 1776. Yeah, 1776 bro, 1976. Yes, thank you. Oh lord, oh lord.
04:04:16
Speaker
say a why? Why? Why? Why? Why? um Why? That's it. 1776. Gosh damn it. Blazing fucking dumb. You're supposed to be the smart one, dude. I'm not the smart one. I never know. Did you finally have a good week? Oh, I had a bad week. I had a great fucking week and you're going to hate me.
04:04:46
Speaker
Well, I like I tried to put my I tried to put my jinx on the Rams. Yeah, let me tell you. OK, I know Jeff doesn't care about this. The fact that this is how awesome that game was. Josh, six touchdowns and over 430 yards of all men. Hey, it's a good time. I gotta go pee now, right?
04:05:15
Speaker
Well, that was like the Browns. That was like the Browns in Denver on Monday night. By the way, the Bills playoff hopes I need the Browns and the Eagles to win this weekend. Yeah, by chance of that happening. We're playing the Kansas City referees tomorrow. Listen, Atlanta almost beat them. Carolina almost beat them. They are a beatable. beat Everybody is almost beat them. Yup. You guys just got to get out by more than a touchdown.
04:05:42
Speaker
I was going to say this spoiler alert. I was perfect last week. You can't no way were you perfect. I did. I wrote down my I wrote down my picks last Tuesday when I was at work and I'll send you a picture of it is on my notepad at work.
04:06:00
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Yeah, but there's no way to prove that you didn't do that like this time. I understand, and that's the problem that I run into. I think sleep's going to end up being up all weekend for the whole week for everybody. No, I'm kidding. If you were that good, congratulations to you, bro. No, when I looked at it, when I got back to work on Monday, and I looked at it, and I was like, holy shit, I just need Monday night to play in my favor. And nobody's going to fucking believe me.
04:06:27
Speaker
because I didn't do a joke. because We didn't do a fucking show on Sunday. And we were all gonsacked. How you doing, dead red? You were sick. You were sick. That's not like you. That's Rockley. Rockley, you just won?
04:06:46
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yeah more these Glick, I got you. I haven't seen that motherfucker in a minute.
04:06:55
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Dude, you got to say that I got show to show today or send it to Mickey. So did the back I see him in a long minute. So if I convince you big Rick, then I'm all good, man. That's all I needed to do. What's it like? OK.
04:07:18
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I mean, she wasn't wrong. They, the octaves were a little too high and, uh, the accent was ass.
04:07:28
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It is what it is, man. No, that's back to work out by day. I was like, these motherfuckers are no way in hell. They're going to believe me. Wow. Nuns.
04:07:47
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Is it mine or yours? that's yours.
04:07:57
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can sense i've never will up i'll discuss Whoa. Who just sent tomorrow. What? So like a chipmunk. So like a chipmunk now.
04:08:13
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In no way does that sound like Leggy. no those ah bra um like You need to get with my son and teach him how to do that for his stream. What program do you use, Rock? I'm just impersonating. That's it. Yeah, sure you are.
04:08:38
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I'm pretty good. call Yeah, and I have a horse cock. Now, come on now. Let's all be on. half kids and no bla it that I him all excited now. He has to come up now.
04:08:53
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ah Come on, lady you heard the man.
04:09:01
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so fancy yeah up which so everybody I'm pretty star pretty stoked to see rock up here. Him and I have chatted in a long hot minute. Captain Rick, how you doing, man? Living my best life. I'm life treating you. Oh, you know, fucking, it's kicking me in the face every chance it gets.
04:09:24
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Yeah, man, that's uh, that's uh, nuts. I haven't seen these guys in a long time either. I just popped on for it a night. I was like, man, I feel bad. Jeff was talking to me about some stuff and then I was talking to Glick about some, and then it's just, yeah. And it just, then you just fucking disappeared, man. I was off the planet for like a good three weeks,
Social Media Interactions & Travel
04:09:44
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four weeks. You do that on Snap every once in a while too, that you just fall off in the world. Yeah, pretty much.
04:09:50
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Well, you you and I will go back and forth one day for like a dozen messages and then we'll go six months and not a word. but and like I'll see something on your story or something and I'll comment on it. And then we start a conversation and then in the space we go and we just disappear. Yeah. Yeah. Right. I've been really bad lately, though, Rick. I've been like horrible. Like I really disappeared for a second. That is a new job.
04:10:19
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and they're traveling back from bad thing those falls and Lewiston consistent. So I'm traveling where to where Lewiston, Lewiston, Idaho and post falls. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
04:10:37
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yeah I forgot that you're on my Toby and Toby hasn't said anything. Speaking of freaking ghost, she's laid off surgery on her foot. This goes way back to when I was on tiktok. Still, we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rocky, you're out and I don't know. Shut the fuck up, Peter. Fucking Peter, man, Peter just comes up whenever, man.
04:11:05
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but shit all like what what thing you choose to say <unk>s way out there bro ah rocky europe
04:11:17
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what's just that These fucking buttons Rocky, you're on Idaho. Yeah, I am. Hey, where's Jay going in Idaho? I'll message his goofy ass.
04:11:35
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Nicky's Nicky's oldest son will be home soon from the while he's still in look like he's still doing the Air Force thing but he's going to be stationed out in Idaho. fairch child what's He's going to Fairchild.
04:11:49
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have everyone one basin a
04:11:53
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He's going where? What'd you say? What'd you say? Yeah. Air Force base.
04:12:04
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mountain home Air Force Base. Oh, that's in Idaho. Fuck that place. but we fuck are you ever last conversation. Bro, go back to whatever year to go enroll. In fact, no, seriously, no mountain home is a shitty fucking Air Force Base, man. We were just he clicked just that. I know. I'm like an hour from Canada.
04:12:34
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I like you're basically a black Canadian. I don't know that far north. Pretty much from mountain home. Are you neighbors with your Avicii?
04:12:46
Speaker
Yes, I am technically. I am. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Jared Vichy on social media. Can somebody send him the link and invite him up here? Well, there you go. Dude, nobody has his link because he's blocked everybody. because He's only blocked everybody. He hasn't blocked me. I'm cool, man. People like him. You should invite him. No. Jared Vichy was scared to block you because he didn't want to come off like a racist little bitch.
04:13:14
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I was going to Oh, it was just, Oh, got it. The accurate picture of the last couple of weeks. now no Damn it, Jeff. That was me too. I'm not yeah i was i was out i was out of it for i mean that's that's that's way far away from him because because i'm going out for the potato festival right looks like packing bags
04:14:00
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the No. Guys, he's like, I'm going to need so many new clothes. I got to buy new clothes out there. He ain't packing shit. Nicky's Nicky's oldest son, Jay, him and I never really had an opportunity to like meet each other. Like I met him um the first time I met him was at his best friend's wedding. And, you know, he was he was he was in the in the groom's party and It was, it was real brief, real quick. Like we didn't really get to sit down and chat and a couple of months ago, I was at last month. What was it last month, baby? What's in the comments? Are you guys paying attention to this? Let Peter go, right? I mean, I don't even know who the fuck that guy is. So whatever. Nope. No balls, pretty mouth.
04:14:51
Speaker
Oh, yeah. You should see what I'm going to do. I'm just saying. if You should do. Yo, I think nobody body but mines, man. I had about pay on one of you to show up and try to see it. It was mine's first. Oh, dude. It just came up in my in in in my on TikTok that like. ah What the fuck is that called?
04:15:16
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Uh, this time last year, whatever the memories. Yeah. your memories okay yeah You and I did the Hobbs and shawl, uh, the rug. That was a good one. That was a good one.
04:15:27
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that was i that really it was a good one i i really You could beat me. Rick did that video and he was like, yo, you got to do it. Just click. And I was like, I got you bro. But that was a good one. Um, no. So, so when he came up in October,
04:15:46
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he was actually home for a little bit. So it was the first time that Jay and I actually got to talk, you know, we, we, we kind of got to know each other and we talked to a lot of fantasy football. He's a football guy, but then we were talking about him going to Idaho and he was like, I didn't know that Jay liked potatoes as much as I did, but he was like, Oh, there's, there's like the world, like, like the biggest potato festival in all of us. Did you guys like swaps buds?
04:16:17
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Yes. I was like, I was like, hey, when you and Devin get out there and you get your house, make sure you got an extra room because I'm coming out for the potato fair.
04:16:31
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And he was like, bet. He was like, bet. We're going to do this shit. Like, him and I both got super excited for no reason over a week-long festival for potatoes. And we were planning out our whole fucking week how, like, on Monday, we were only going to eat mashed potatoes. And on Tuesday, it was french fries. And on Wednesday, it was potato chips. And on Thursday, it was baked potatoes. Like, he was like, dude, all the things we could do with potatoes. I was like, I know.
04:17:00
Speaker
and the cu was like I can't stand either one of you right now. You're talking about fantasy football and potato. It sounds, it does sound kind of a fetish. I bonded with my bonus. Somebody's getting a potato stuck in their ass. All you need is a corkscrew to take it out. look I bonded. I bonded with my bonus son. Leave me alone.
04:17:29
Speaker
Don't judge me. We wanted a fantasy football and potatoes. You are a potato. i am You're not wrong. you Sorry, Rick. Look at you. to I'm not a potato. I'm watching the fights right now. Potato fights? No. The u UFC's pre-fight night's got some got a hell of a guard tonight.
04:17:59
Speaker
Okay. The main event's the one I'm waiting on. Bucky Covington and. Oh, they're not and chuck bugley yeah. Bucky's a Tampa guy. He's the Bucky Covington's fighting Joaquin Buckley and Cub Swanson's fighting too. Yeah. buty Bucky Covington's a Tampa guy. Uh, Mike catches there at the fights tonight. I don't know where they are though. They're in Tampa. No way. Not going this late.
04:18:29
Speaker
Yeah, they're in Tampa. Who cares? Because my count, my count is there. They've been talking it up for the last month or so. but believe there air i know dick Sometimes like, who fucking cares? Uh, by my tongue, not to talk about politics and shit, you're like fucking football. You know, we're talking UNC fighting.
04:18:58
Speaker
same i don't care sports are same buckgy tub covington an american idol yeah i think no no but i think so we looked at god googling all that I can't say much. I kill my brain cells with i'll google it hold other people's kills or brain cells. It's Buckley. Never mind. I'm stupid. It's Buckley, not Bucky.
04:19:34
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and comingming with a covington versus what You're hosting a show. Yeah. i know he that
04:19:49
Speaker
It's Colby. I get those two fucked up constantly at Colby. got Fucking jackass. That's all right. I'll be I'll be fine. I'm just sleep deprived.
04:20:04
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Somebody just sent me a message and I'm scared to look at it. You say that should be. be. Fuck you. again the potato Oh, I love that picture. I made that. It's hard to find a fat guy hugging potatoes. trump family Yeah, what the fuck was up with that Snapchat? What Snapchat?
04:20:32
Speaker
The one where you sculpt some of the lion ass piece of shit. Oh, that's for Connor. So he said that in my volume was down? I forgot to mute. My volume was down when he said that, and I thought he was talking to me. And I was like, wait, what the fuck is he saying? Why are you trying to mute? Because I just listened to something. Connor, you piece of shit, pussy ass motherfucker.
04:20:59
Speaker
We got no time to come up on a Saturday night because you gotta fix the toilet. You bitch. Ain't nothing but a bitch. You got no legs. Your dick don't work. And you're a bitch. And that's why your mom calls me daddy. He's sitting there with the beer. His wife is gay. He's like, fuck you. Pussy ass motherfucker. They don't fucking love him. i like His fucking family loves him. His wife is banging Frank, the neighbor. and ah esc scalated quickly
04:21:31
Speaker
look cause ain' that know ladieses they don't work his wife's got to be satisfied somehow i' way and he's afraid to eat pussy and get fight I mean,
04:21:45
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i mean you know what? We all have our feet of heights. Connor's afraid of pussy. Nikki says no to your honor with the belt, by the way.
04:21:57
Speaker
Why can't I give my honor army mini championship belts? Let me live my best life. How come we put Bigfoot in the fucking AI generator? It comes with the fucking gorilla. Yeah, it does. Yeah, I'm not a fan of the way it does that. um yeah actually You have to actually put Sasquatch.
04:22:19
Speaker
you make money yeah I just put, I just put Glick and it just. What? Rick, spoiler alert. Guess who I met last Sunday? Rick Jane. The guy that fucked up your circumcision. You know, the doctor that fucked up his abortion. Wait, what? Who did you meet? Miles motherfucking Garrett, bro.
04:22:48
Speaker
Did you try to blow him? Don't lie. You're like, Hey, I'll meet you in a locker room right after this. and We can you know like you talk about an autograph. Yeah. i be I'll tell you about it tomorrow. But yeah, man, I got to beat Miles Garrett last Sunday at Pittsburgh. I know it was awesome.
04:23:12
Speaker
place. What kind of stuff are you into? Hold on. I need to know. Please. What kind of stuff are you into? Other than God itself? Honestly, all ah it all of it is like my biggest in philosophy is like so I feel like if we got into conspiracy theories, you'd be fucking balls deep beating your dick right now.
04:23:31
Speaker
I said philosophy, not conspiracy theories. I know. I was just saying I feel like you're probably a conspiracy theory No, I'm not. No, no, no, no. I know Jeff is. I know Jeff will fucking beat his dick over a good conspiracy theory. No, I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a rational skeptic. Blaze, Blaze is full on like philosophical philosophical.
04:24:00
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philosophical conversation like Blaise and I were hanging out drinking one time and he started talking and I'm like I feel really fucking I feel really fucking stupid right now. It's like sitting and listening to an episode of Rogan with a guy that's too smart for us to listen to. No, no. Well, maybe if it's the smart guy that you're... Yeah, that guy. Rogan gets pretty fucking deep, bro. Rogan is a dumbass, dude. That dude is such a... Ah, Rogan is a piece of shit.
04:24:31
Speaker
Rogan is a dumb dude. He's a straight up fucking dumb ass. Guess what he is? He's a dumb ass with a lot more money than any of us. Money doesn't make a person smart, though. I didn't say it did. I'm just saying he doesn't. Hey, if you got that much money, you don't have to be smart. We're talking about intelligence, not wallet size. Yeah, look, I'm a better podcast host than Joe Rogan at the end of the day. I agree with that. See?
04:24:59
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Fuck you, Joe Rogan. We live in a society that rewards stupid people.
Podcast Host Showdown & Wrestling Guests
04:25:05
Speaker
You shut your mouth, Jeff. You shut your fucking mouth, Jeff. That is why Rogan makes so much money is because we live in a society that rewards dumb. Get rid of this guy. Get rid of this guy. Bye, Jeff.
04:25:21
Speaker
no we need the money man bring jeff back up the piece of is a terrible so I am a better podcast host to Joe Rogan. known Hashtag Joe Rogan. You suck. Hashtag Glick's better than you. Get it trending. Glick is better because Glick at least knows how to ask good questions.
04:25:44
Speaker
Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Uh, what is this? You fucking cut that! You cut your fucking horn mouth four hours and 25 minutes. Please explain. Who, me? Please. Yes, please. I was giving you a compliment, bitch. No, no, I want you, I want you to continue. I want you to, I want you to continue. That's all I had. That's all I had. Not too much more because his head won't fit in that box. That's all I had. That's all I had. because I'm going to clip it and I want to I want to tag Joe Rogan because I've said it multiple times. Do it. I challenge Joe Rogan to a hostel. Like Joe, not only not only does Nick ask better questions, he wears the belt better. Yes. Not only would Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan would absolutely beat them in a fight. I like I would totally pay to see that.
04:26:35
Speaker
I'm not going to say never in a million years would I say that I could fight Joe Rogan because I've seen this guy trained and I've seen this guy spar. Joe Rogan is a legit badass. You ever see him when he actually fought in a UFC fight?
04:26:49
Speaker
Well, that's actual fighters and not a one. I would beat, you know what? I would beat Joe Rogan behind a podium when it comes to it, when it comes to like a debate. Mike for Mike, interview for interview. oh'll Oh, I will single-handedly on my worst day embarrass Joe Rogan. Everybody on this panel can make Joe Rogan look pretty dumb.
04:27:12
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jeff absolutely mean that yeah five i mean we have joe biden we do have joe biden on the show now so i don't know joe biden aa it's like the
04:27:30
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i excited to ah
04:27:36
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that's wa evening now you' like this one i love po thomas you more like thanks thank check your bucket tikok check your holy fuck shit so She said I'm not open to anything else from Jeff tonight. No, I said It does it does look pretty dope uh uh beast mode or who was it that said that was good oh lolly said it was good yeah walley walley's had it it's in it's in the snapchat group i don't think i would i would i would out host joe rogan in a heartbeat i don't know like i said joe rogan is a wannabe fighter and that's why he got his ass kicked by an actual fighter
04:28:37
Speaker
but Oh, look, I got big news. This is biting your penis for the first time in eight years. How much old wrestling does your kid know? It's like, I got big news. I don't know. How much like when? Does he know who the Steiner brothers are?
04:28:57
Speaker
Probably like he knows that Rick is bronze dad and Scott is his uncle. But outside of you know who they are, though, right? Well, yes, I mean, the dog face probably. So I got to go sit in the Cherokee County Chamber of Commerce meeting in the beginning of January with both of them. dude You should fucking be like, hey, a buddy of mine hosts a podcast with his son. You guys should come up.
04:29:28
Speaker
I'm, I'm like, I might could get Scott or Rick is way too busy. Dude, definitely is Rick owns his, so Rick owns his own real estate, uh, real estate agency. And then he is also the head of the Cherokee County, uh, board of education sports department.
04:29:50
Speaker
and Scott actually owned a Shoney's and he just sold it about a year ago and they turned it into a high house co see fucking fucking ah well dude scriptly like hit hit that but yeah i'm gonna be sitting in the chamber commerce meeting with those two guys yeah put that in their ear man that was little because so Yeah. Put that in their ears. Like, yo, my, uh, my best friend, I met Scott. I met Scott about a year ago when I was picking up the dude at 60 fucking years old. He's still pop up. He's jagged. He's ripped. Oh, stop dying. You're blind. And now it's just white. Yeah. Like I said, you should totally put that bug in there. It would, I don't know. I am trying to get indie wrestlers.
04:30:44
Speaker
old school, where i like I'm trying to get wrestlers on Casio's show. I will be back. in this you He will lose his fucking mind. Oh, we're a big group, though. So he's gone, right? Yeah, man, i like I'm um i'm trying to like, I haven't told cash, but I'm trying to get. Why did you why did you just get an actual picture of me and actually Photoshop the two of us together?
04:31:15
Speaker
it' that since my fuck i have Yeah. Well, <unk> verse I am, I am, I am trying to get wrestlers. I think cash would lose his mind, whether it's an indie wrestler or an actual wrestler or like somebody who's been on one of the big shows or an old school wrestler. I think cash would lose his fucking mind if we could get them on the show. And then I could can be like, ask questions, bro. Like,
04:31:44
Speaker
like hit them interview skills, man. Cause he really, cause the kid really is, man. yeah I'm trying to get him to stop looking down when he talks. I'm trying to get him to look at the, with the camera. instead you needs to get voice i notice that way Dude, but if I can get a, if I can get a wrestler on the show, he's excited. shit Yeah. I can tell Josh's excitement is doing a show with his dad though.
04:32:12
Speaker
Oh, yeah. You know, he he does love that. But like to get an actual wrestler on the show um and and to be like, come on, have a question as you want, because he said multiple times that he wants to he wants to be a wrestler. And I told him, I said, hey, man, take him to a fucking oh Ohio Valley wrestling and shit. I want to. I want to. And I and want to reach out to Al Snow. Al Snow was on Tweedledee and Tweedledum show. Yeah.
04:32:42
Speaker
and I know he doesn't know who Al Snow is, but I want to reach out to Al Snow and see if I can get him on Cash's show because ah first and foremost, I've got to not be a fangirl because I've been an Al Snow fan for years. I mean, like like I like I've been a legit. Let's pretend you're talking to Jeff. All right. So he's just going to call Al Snow an asshole for two hours?
04:33:08
Speaker
but I don't think that's gonna work. He's called Al Snow pervert for two hours. yeah twenty yeah act up what you saying What are you saying, Jeff? It sounds creepy there, Al Snow. Al Snow, I think he follows us. I think he does. Yeah. Yeah, he does.
04:33:35
Speaker
you know me
04:33:38
Speaker
I'm only like an hour or so away from OH fucking W and shit or OV. Talk about this cat, right? OVW. Dude, Al Snow was the man. Ultimate. Ultimate mid. Yeah, and they dude. And he is he that the picture on the on the on the on the left. He's still right. He he was the owner. He was the owner. He runs OVW. There you go.
04:34:10
Speaker
I'll give him a call. Give him a call. What's his phone? I'll give him a call. I'll call him right now.
04:34:20
Speaker
I did start a new thing on non-sustained chill, by the way, guys. If there's a number that pops up in the movie, I will call it. Right. I will fucking call it. Although it's usually probably a disconnected number, but, you know, whatever, I don't give a fuck.
04:34:38
Speaker
Well, that's what we learned last night. No, because I have a program on my computer. It's called Seamless AI. I love the computer, too. And it and it it can find people's phone numbers and emails. It's called the 1DAccurate.com. Huh? Huh? No, but like Seamless AI works pretty good, actually. What is Seamless AI?
04:35:09
Speaker
Seamless AI, it's it's it's a digital, it's a program that looks up phone numbers and contact info. Like it's it's actually decently accurate. What's that called again? Seamless AI, S-E-A-M-L-E-S-S dot AI. I'm gonna look this shit up.
04:35:36
Speaker
the best sales software and business leads. Man, fuck you. What? Huh? I know it works. Because I've been using it for like ten years. But it's for like, business shit. Find contact info for anyone. Business email. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's like business email. And Al Snow is technically a professional person. So he I'm sure he's got a business email.
04:36:05
Speaker
ah Yeah, it's it's a little pinnacle sometimes, but I've used it in the past You have to sign up and shit yeah, I've already signed up You just look up anybody in there it'll give them all their professional shit or uh Yes, and no it'll give you a
04:36:17
Speaker
that's i i wanted to you have to sign up then shit dude fuck all yeah i've already signed up
04:36:26
Speaker
you just look up anybody in there it'll give them all their professional shit ah yes and no it'll give you um I want to say best guess. But <unk>ve I've had a couple of them that have worked pretty good. For some reason, gentlemen, let me sign in. Fair enough. i am not so I am not making an account just to look people up. I have an account. It's just, for some reason, it won't let me sign in. Yeah, but you use it for business shit. Yeah. I wouldn't use it for business shit.
04:37:07
Speaker
What is a galick doing? What's he reading? same with venus I'm literally sending him out right now. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. No, like I've I've tossed it around. I'm like, you know, it's kind of like the whole thing with with. um It's one of those big swings.
04:37:35
Speaker
Well, it's one of those things like with Joey with with ah um not Joey Ramone. ah Oh, yeah. You know, like I want to I want to invite him up on the looks of some music, but I feel like Mark and Brian tarnished it.
04:37:54
Speaker
You know what I mean? fuck i do it Don't even think about those guys. man i would oh yeah Let's be honest. about it That was the worst episode I've ever seen. It was like horrible questions. ah Pointless conversation, basically.
04:38:14
Speaker
point where richly christianitchie was I think Richie was more pissed off at the end than than happy to be there. You know what I mean? because they played a song that he wasn't even in. It's like, really? Oh, wow. They're not even following him. Wow. Big move.
04:38:41
Speaker
Wow. They're not even following. Yeah, they're not following him. Oh, that's cold blooded. Fuck it. I know. You guys are- you guys are convincing me. I'm shooting my shots. Actually, uh... When 2019, he gave out his phone number live on the air.
04:39:05
Speaker
So what is this? Talks about Al Snow giving his phone
Fantasy Football League Dilemmas
04:39:10
Speaker
number out on live on RAW. Mm-hmm. Yeah. If I find that video or photo, I can just send you the phone number. We'll call him right now. Break out my Zoom.
04:39:53
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Info at the realalisto.com is the email. ah um We follow he follows us on Instagram. I know but you can email too Yeah,
04:40:14
Speaker
and he even puts on X, please email me at info at real Alistair calm I'm just shooting shots. I'm just shooting shots over here, man Yeah, I get it. I mean, you guys, you guys are, you guys are convincing me, man. Like there's a lot of, there's a lot of, uh, what's the worst you can say? No, or not answered, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
04:40:49
Speaker
ders or or bun let me let me ask you guys something Let me answer 42. Let me ask you guys something. I wish Rick was here for this. And I i know you guys aren't football guys. You're not really fantasy football guys. I know Jeff, you're playing and mother fuck. Speaking of our fantasy football league, you want to talk about shooting yourself in the goddamn face.
04:41:26
Speaker
laughkin Not paying much attention because we were at the game last Sunday in Pittsburgh. I took a nail. I told Derek. I said, you know what? I got you, bro. Last game of the season. I got you. I'm going to let you get that dub. Cost me a spot in the playoffs and our fantasy. but moy Ouch. Well, that's a bummer. Five of us. Five of us have the same record.
04:41:54
Speaker
and had i not taken a dive for Derek. I would have had the best record in the league and walked into the playoffs, but that's neither here nor there. I don't mind. I don't mind not winning and next year. Next year. I'm hoping we got a full board. We got a whole twelve team, but I, like I said, I'm going to cap it off at 12.
04:42:19
Speaker
Now that I know this is going to become a thing, I'm hoping next year when we got the full board of 12 players, we'll do a trophy. We'll make sure we get it sent out to the winner, bloity blah, blah, blah, blah. We'll do a little swag pack, you know what I mean? A little this, that, and the other thing. So in my personal podcast league, I've got an individual who has not paid yet. Now we're gonna- We're at week 15. There's 17 weeks in the football season. We're already into the playoffs in my personal week. Don't mean to brag your boys in the playoffs. Let's go. Second time in three years, four years, whatever I'm in the playoffs.
04:43:07
Speaker
We got somebody who hasn't paid yet. Every time I message said person and I'm like, yo, you still have. Oh, no, it it goes red, but then it's a change of subject. I that's that's one of my deals, but he's not talking about me. thought about you na i've done about you I i'm talking to you guys know i'm talking and know who you're not talking about. I'm not talking about you.
04:43:34
Speaker
I don't even know what the subject's about. I'm just **** around. I'm talking about somebody who hasn't paid, hasn't paid their way into a fantasy football league. We're in a paid league and now we're already in the playoffs and I keep jazzing and every time, no, no, I mean, because we don't pay our league. The podcast league is and will always be free. um But my personal league, I'll say this, his name rhs with unnecessary roughness Shaka. Hey, what should we get? We got yeah unnecessary on this tomorrow noon, which is like yeah 9 o'clock your time His name is with his name rhymes with shmam Okay, I'm not surprised Hey
04:44:33
Speaker
He's not in the playoff picture, but like he and and every time I bring it up, he changes his fucking subject on me. I'm like, because he's got so many kids, man. Well, he's currently on a week long fucking vacation in Nashville with his bro for a bro vacation so he can afford that. And he can afford to be in Nashville. How much is the paid leave? Twenty fucking bucks.
04:44:57
Speaker
So what the hell do I do? What's the repercussions? I mean, I can't kick him out of the league because he doesn't win anything. He doesn't win anything if he wins. He's not he's not in the playoffs. He's not in the state for the money. if He doesn't pay by the end of the season. Next year, it's double for him. oh Well, either that or do I just fuck? I don't kick his brother out of the league because him and him and his brother were on some bullshit and they were on some fucking shenanigans trying to cheat. and ah and And last year, you know, Cam can deny it all he wants, but everybody in the league felt the same fucking way. You know, yeah his brother, would his brother had no business in the playoffs. His brother actually wound up winning and his brother shouldn't have even made the fucking playoffs.
04:45:39
Speaker
but Cam laid down three weeks in a row for his brother to to progress. So, like, do I just **** kick but but then at the end of the day, those of us in the league, now, how do I divvy out the winnings? Do we all take a short? Do we all come up short because he didn't know he has to pay or do I need to pay $20 and kick him out of the le that's all i'm saying'm like and he pay and i kick him out of a league?
04:46:08
Speaker
We're short on the winnings. This is why I think gambling is stupid. No, but it's like, before, I think next year, i i this year you guys are probably going to have to take an L on that 20 bucks. However, next year, you can't enter unless you pay. This is the second year that we've done the pay league and I said everybody has to be paid by week two. Everybody was paid by week two.
04:46:37
Speaker
Except Kim. Yes, Sunday. The only thing that goes on is unnecessary roughness. And every time I brought it up and every time I've said, Hey, yo, you, he, he just played out changes and subjects in it. Like, like I told, like, like I said it a couple of weeks ago, you know, Kim was supposed to be my co-host on unnecessary roughness. He's made like two shows. So I basically told the guys, I'm like, yo,
04:47:02
Speaker
our, our, our tracking. When we, when we, when we track the the numbers, as far as picks and wins, I said at the end of the day, cam basically goes into the chatter's box category. and Are you guys cool with that? And they're like, yeah, he's not here. Derek and Rick were both like, I mean, he's not here. So, you know, Derek's there every week. Rick is there every week. And so it's just like, and we're not competing for anything. It's just more of just bragging rights at the end of the day.
04:47:31
Speaker
But right were saying understand cams cam works and everything like that. But Jesus,
04:47:43
Speaker
you don't fall into the main roster, bro. No, I agree. I just realized that I was I was playing craps and I didn't realize I was putting $10,000 chips down. And I hit on 12, which is 30 to one.
04:48:01
Speaker
with $10,000 on the line. I just made 300 grand on the um that bet. I didn't realize it was 10 grand. I thought it was a grand. Oh, that'd be cool, Jonathan. I damn near shit myself. I'll be right back. I'm up to $10,150,000 because of that. Shut up your face, woman. What are you doing, man? No!
04:48:32
Speaker
Uh, while quick is doing that, I was going to say, why don't we take a quick break? Cause I got to go to the bathroom too.
04:48:40
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And there's not major conversation going on. So, uh, what are you saying? No, no, no, no, no. Are you saying we're uncomfortable? We're not capable. No, not I'm not being negative. But he's getting up to piss. I got to piss. You're just going to play your video game. So we're going to play a little reckless hive. Who says I'm playing a video game? Anti-social. I can hear it. Oh, fair enough. It's like super loud. So we'll be right back.
04:51:30
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Yeah, that was anti-social by Reckless High. And we're back. And he's still pretty good taking shit. Dude, that group is so fucking like, it reminds me of like... Early Green Day. Travelers and Green Day. Yeah. Yeah. It gives a real Green Day high. I like it. It's not bad. Holy shit. I just hit another 12. 30 to 1, baby. And I had 2 grand on it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. your daughter
04:52:01
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I blame crap. How can't I find this fucking phone? So on that one deal I made, how much? 162 grand. Of real money or peso? No, it's in-game money. But they start you out at like 10 grand. And I'm up to 100.
04:52:28
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Yes, but I started they so on the game. They started out with like 10,000 coins and and I'm up to 780 thousand you are so lucky. I almost shitted my pants and I had to use the other bathroom He talking to told you he was gonna go take a shit Your mom we came back from the song and I was like, what do you go take a shit? I was real i was had like god We should totally do that on a Saturday night right here on the network. Uh, we just got to make sure that now they're not the chocolate channel. Oh, I didn't even need those. No, I can hear you guys actually shout out to these earbuds off of Amazon, $15. And I was all the way out in my car because
04:53:18
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Uh, I was getting ocean shiter r and to my car because in my, in my, in my trunk, I had a whole nother box of beverages. Wow. That sounds like an amazing idea. The only thing is that there's a lot of people and there's like restrictions on, got but I think it's possible. I think it's possible. And yeah and we got to make sure that it's shared out from the network. So everybody follows and doesn't help ah us when you,
04:53:48
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share to your channel. So i I asked you guys before we went to break, man. And and then all seriously, like, what the hell seriously, I tell you, dude, either you pay up or you don't play next year. Yeah. Well, obviously he's not going to pay the next year, but but that doesn't help this year. Like, what do I do to make sure the winners get their proper payout? Do I eat that fucking cost? No, and and no, you don't need that cost.
04:54:17
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or do I put in a group? they need Do I put
Creative Holiday Ideas & Personal Conflicts
04:54:21
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um hit him up? You know, or do I put in the group chat before I kick his ass out? Hey, sorry, guys. The payout changing because. Bouncing. Bouncing. Because he didn't pay his. Calling out. Calling out. You don't have to call him out. You don't have to call him out by name, but like, but just bouncing like, dude, I mean, you could tell him like on the personal call of like,
04:54:45
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Do you like this isn't personal conversation, but also like, I feel like to, to kind of explain myself in the group chat, like I kind of feel like I should call him out in the group chat and be like, this is why things are changing. I would, I would talk to him on a personal, like just one-on-one. drop That's the thing. Like I have tried. to me any keep in through subject Yeah. Okay. Well then call them out.
04:55:13
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yeah i call it as as as recently as just yesterday, I was like, yo, man, you haven't paid your league dues. You like, you haven't paid your entropy and and it and he looked at it and it and I was left on red for like an hour and then he sent me a **** mean **** that guy.
04:55:35
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I love the kid to death and I don't want to I don't want to **** **** on him. but It's called pay to play and if you can't pay then you don't play. No, we're talking about so. uh certain someone has been designated to a chatter's box as far as their picks go on our show hasn't paid his entry into fantasy football this year ah And I'm trying to figure out what the hell I should do. You know what I mean? Like, do I eat the cost and pay his and then kick him out next year? Or do I call him out and then just the winnings? Well, I mean, other than you could do is you eat the cost and then collect the winnings and he doesn't play next year. You pay, you get the winning. Yeah. I mean, I um um i don't know if I'm going to win it all, but
04:56:29
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I mean, ah um ah my boy Angel's looking for a championship rematch because in regular season, I got his ass and he wants that championship rematch. What I'm saying is, if you pay that someone's entry fee and they finish anywhere in the money, that money goes to you. And then they just don't get the offer for next year. Yeah. You paid the money to get in. You collect the winnings.
04:56:58
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Well, see, and that was the thing last year. This is why I kicked his brother out this year because last year he paid his brother's way in and then he took a dive for three weeks to two weeks in a row and his brother wound up winning and they were supposed to split the winnings and his brother got all the fucking winnings. That's why I kicked his brother out because they were on some fucking shenanigans and they've always been on some shenanigans.
04:57:24
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i'm crazy she random but yeah what marx said You buy you buy beer with the cost of entry and laugh about it do over it ah Mark are you doing brother a long time to see why a dildo and just name it fucking can that's the but that's what i'm set Like like do do I do I adjust the winnings so that and and I put in a group chat like hey guys You know, I'm sorry, but we got to adjust the winnings this year because while he's still there I And in that way everybody in the fucking league knows that this is why it's happening and he's a reason why it's happening or do I just fucking eat the 20 bucks and and then make sure everybody gets their proper ah proper amount of winnings and then just kick him out next like side if if it was me I'd eat the 20 bucks and then I'd collect any winnings that he gets and then the So so so that I put in the group chat hey look I got
04:58:22
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I got to eat his winnings. So whoever, if I don't win it, then I got to collect from second and third place. And you guys got to give me your money, even though they didn't do anything wrong. It's the group chat. Hey, if I have to cover, i dream i believe it up the position yeah, I'd say, Hey, if I cover his entry to make sure the winning stay where they, so where we said they would be, then do I, then is it all right if I collect his winnings? Okay. I like that. I like that.
04:58:52
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I mean, you're paying you, that'd be like, that'd be like you buying me a lottery ticket, me winning and saying, fuck you. Right. Exactly. It goes. Oh shit. Mark, you're getting up early brother. How you been man? Long time no see. I, I thought you done fell off the planet. I don't know. I'll put it in the group i'll put it in a groove chat tomorrow. I'll put it in the group chat this side because yeah you know,
04:59:16
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It's one of those things like the group chat needs to get on its ass be like what the fuck, bro I think I think and and that's the other thing like I've been trying to keep it private. You know what I mean? Like I haven't been right. You don't want to pull a call the guy out. I get that but like You stay like that. That's a great and I think we have a pretty cool league. I think we have a You know, most of our league is right here in my area um It's me Nikki um My kids is godparents Kevin and TJ their neighbors Matt and and Sarah and then one of Kevin's good friends that he worked with at Pepsi Josh and his wife, you know, and and we kind of ten team Lee, you know, I mean and it's like But at the same time And then next year If he doesn't pay
05:00:11
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Then I got a void to fill. Right? You gotta find somebody else to take the space. Hey, Rick, you'd be down for a $20 buy-in on the fantasy league next year? Yeah. All right. Well, position filled. Good game. What do you say at the end of an interview that you can say is bad? Good game. Position filled. Rick said next year. Rick said next year if I kick Cam out. I think he said, OK.
05:00:40
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you yeah You realize that doing that is going to create animosity, right? This season. I don't care. I already kicked his brother out. But he's technically supposed to co-host a show on Sundays. Yeah, but he technically doesn't. yeah yeah so I don't know where he's been the last four weeks because he hasn't been on the show. i It's been longer than that. He's only been on the show.
05:01:04
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twice and that was at the beginning of the season. I understand he works. I understand he has kids and that's what I said when we did the show. I think it was last week. I said, I think I'm going to resonate Cam to the chatter's box picks and and and and when I calculate picks, it's going to be based off of me, you and Derek because me, you and Derek have been there every week and when and and and if something has happened, you know, and
05:01:33
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Correct yourself. I have been there every fucking day. You guys failed twice and did it at least once. I, well, twice too, because the week that, the one week I missed Derek was like, that's cool. I wasn't able to make it anyways, but, but this is the other conundrum because every week, except for that one week, except for that one week. And even he got his picks in, but you, I,
05:02:00
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And Derek, we're not able to get our picks. And I was like, look, you know what? So not to cause controversy. We're just going to call this a bi-week last week. Like I said, last week I knew I wasn't going to be there and I planned ahead and I reached out to blaze and blazes. Like, I got you guys, whatever it needs. You were saying it was out, you know, Derek was not available. I was just killing.
05:02:25
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Yeah, but, but, but blaze was going to get the show set up. Like blaze was going to have every, like he was going to get you guys squared away, get you set up, get the link set out and everything like that. And and and and it was like, man do I even still want to get the picks because at the end of the day, there's going to be I don't think I'm going to get controversy because I think I think I think you trust me and I think Derek trust me enough to know like I can I can be like like literally I made my picks on Tuesday or Wednesday. I wrote them down at work. I don't I don't deny your I don't deny your your luck this weekend. I hope you're going to **** on me too much. I'm going to **** over you. I'm going to **** all over you tomorrow. Be ready. What? I don't think you're watching. No, I don't know. When I looked at it Monday, I was like,
05:03:13
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ye I go by office Monday morning. You've been in the shittiest picks all season. I know. I sent you, I sent you are, are, you know, cause there's like, there's you, and there's Nikki and you that they get morning steps every morning. You know, as we've talked about before, because that's one thing. What? begin Oh, he does. Nikki said you better not be getting the same pick. She does in the morning.
05:03:45
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yeah
05:03:48
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rick said whats on you spicy jokekes on you he gets the better ones mine a little more spicy rick gets to steve al wiener in the morning that's because it's a game. we call it where was waldo
05:04:06
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i call it weird as weird where's wal so small but no No, he doesn't get the same ones but you and Rick Rick normally sends me up the morning I written is usually the first person I get a morning snapchat from that because I'm Stupid enough to be awake in fucking 345 in the morning Rick's up three hours before anybody god's given earth
05:04:32
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but I always send your Snapchat before I I reply to him. So, like don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. ah If I talk enough, I might not have to worry about him talking about it. next tomorrow He might not live that long. Marty R Kelly there once and now I can't even mention. She got I don't know if you were here for it, but she got a little splash.
05:05:02
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I turned my butt I turned my butt away from her so not to fart on her and she got a little splash. Now, i she I'm not allowed to use our bathroom. I'm like but pay the bills around here pissing whatever toilet I want. I give her the old one for what I heard that from the back room. You better lower your voice. You better lower your voice, young man.
05:05:28
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She better watch her fucking mouth before she gets to what for if she's good. It's weird how you're you're you're whispering there, sir. and I'm not i'm a man. I said when I said I heard you. Rick said it's funny how you're lowering your voice. I'm the fucking man in this house. I make the goddamn rules. I'm the motherfucker. I wish a bitch would.
05:05:52
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looking I'm kidding. I love you. mother you I don't know if I see something fly from that. lig door we Right. is oh Oh god. She's getting out of the bathtub. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
05:06:10
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so roll it made in your the show every the my works we still got about an hour a man none a love You know, I got a little bit of love for you, brother. It's good to see you, man. I ain't seen you in a hot ass minute. I got that mint. Did you just hit me with your dildo? I'm going to call my beers out. So now you're calming your beard with a dildo.
05:06:40
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ah Apparently. i thought of we knew For our listeners. That was a good shot if you were standing back there. I got to give you promise. Here. I'm not going to throw that at you. I'm going to throw it you. I'm not throwing it at you. I'm throwing it to you. I I know. I know. I'm going to throw it. All I heard is I can't come. That sounds like she can. Trust me, she can. Not a problem in this household.
05:07:08
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Yeah. Jeff said, all I can, all I heard was I can't come. Fuck off, Jeffrey. but you did No, No defense. No defense for Glick on that. It's a Saturday night and it's just going to be a potato night. Yeah. now i'm oh You know what, Nikki got me that I didn't realize was in the freezers until she nice and that know bro nice What are you doing? How great are those going to be? I'm going to put them in the air fryer. Well, they're going to be frozen. Well, not when I put them in the air fryer. What? They're the frozen taters.
05:07:51
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Have you seen that trend? like It's people ah using their air fryer for mistakes. You can do that. yeah I know, but i don't i don't know I don't know how good it would be.
05:08:03
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It's amazing. Is it? It's delicious. Yeah. So, um, uh, Pops and, and Joe, they have an air fryer that looks like one of those, um, what is that thing called? toaster oven but totro Yeah.
05:08:24
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thanks man Appreciate you. Great assist, please.
05:08:31
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It was
05:08:46
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um you're not go to think of what it was called And they're all on your side. They were like, yeah, good. It's just like, good job. Like I was, I don't know. I'm going to get it from the cheap seats. All I hear is. Jeff said from the cheap seats, all I hear is a toaster oven. Oh, by the way, your dog is decided to take up our entire bed. And she has a blanket. She's covered herself up. Um, so yeah. So, so years back and Rick remembers this when I,
05:09:18
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when I had to move back home with my with my parents for a couple months when I was waiting on my first apartment here in Ohio. Joe made, Joe was like, I'm making steaks. And I was like, hell yeah, you know how I like mine. And she's like, I'm doing an air fryer. And I was just like. You were like, wait, what? I was just like, okay, whatever. But I'll tell you what, man, it was fucking delicious, man. That was a medium rare, perfectly cooked,
05:09:49
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man, it was, it was, it was, it was nice, bro. It was nice. I kind of want to get me like a, like a cheap, um, like a, like a cheap sirloin and cheap flat steak or something like that. Uh, time when when the kids aren't home, I want to do an air fryer and, and see how it turns out. Uh, but, uh, it was, it was a good steak. It was, it was good, man. It was, it was good. I cook burgers. in mine na I was thinking about it today when I was in the grocery store and I was like, there's steaks right there. I do have an air fryer at home. I cook burgers in mine. Oh yeah. I've done that. How's that work? You got to, you don't got to flip them. You get patties. Yeah. Yeah. Are you like pre-made patties? Yeah. Yeah. By the pre-made patties.
05:10:40
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I bought the ones that are straight from the from the butcher section, not the frozen ones. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it works great. Oh, no. Mine also has a tube thing, like a screen tube. What?
05:10:58
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so it's what She what? Never mind. She went to the kitchen. Oh, hey, babe. I don't know how you couldn't smell that. Smell what?
05:11:12
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Oh, shit. Nice. You gotta do something with the elf. I know. Don't lie to cigarette right now. I ain't going to bed yet. I'm going to be here to drink. Who, uh, what's the joke? I got drinks to drink. Do you just, do you have any Hershey kisses? Do you have any Hershey kisses? Do you have any Hershey kisses? Did you see the, did you see the Jello Pop Rocks thing? Yes.
05:11:37
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I think we should do that at the wedding because hey that would be funny. That would be hilarious. We can't have outside boots. Wait, don't. Hold on a second. Windjell's wedding. We can't have outside boots. October 25th.
05:11:54
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that can have outside news who can you have outside we right like i ah like is the outside when eat fit on shoot yeah ah Well, it's not legal in PA, but you I mean if you do you do Rick said it depends on how i can illegal kentucky shit on stage you say i'm gonna say day off Yes. 25 25. Right. You know, there's no way I can make your wedding. His invitation has been. Why? Because that's my son's birthday. Oh, fuck that kid. Nobody likes him anyways. Don't say that. He's already dealing with that shit at school right now. with you I love that goddamn kid. I fucking have thought about it. That's a long fucking ride for him, though. Dude, I love your goddamn kids. Bring them with you, man. um
05:12:47
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Why? Do you have any Hershey Kisses? No, I don't think so. She's got all the elf ideas and stuff. Or some ah or some chocolate chips. Chocolate chips or what? Why? they shit and Yeah, you just drop a coat, drop some in the toilet and then put them on the edge of the toilet. You do have chocolate chips? Yeah. Dicky does have chocolate chips. Drop some in the toilet, like drop a small handful in the toilet and then tape the elf to the toilet so it'll look like you pooped.
05:13:17
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Did you have no idea how many elf ideas she has? Like Nicky didn't, Nicky didn't get to do the elf stuff with her kids. So like last year when she was here, it was first year here. And I was like, just the girls have outgrown it cash stills door. He's like, he still believes he still has fun with it. And the girls play a long shot to my older girls and and whatnot. But, um, I was like,
05:13:46
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I was like, I don't know what I'm gonna do with this **** alpha. I've literally done everything and Nikki was just like, she jumped right on it, man. She's, she's, she's never had that opportunity. I want, I want Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart. I don't want to do like the elf on the shelf things with them. I just want Snoop and Martha Stewart to put out like a Christmas sticker. They can, they can just sit on your ****
05:14:12
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yeah Oh, shit. I meant to bring this up earlier in the show and we we were all over the place. OK, so this is this is my weird brain. This is my weird brain for no reason at all. Ah, your squirrel brain. I don't do help yourself. I do to veto on a burrito. Yeah. ah so So would you say my weird brain? What?
05:14:41
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I say it's just squirrel brain. My squirrel brain. So last night for no reason at all. Like. Months ago, Nicki Nicki said we should rearrange the bedroom. And I was like, yeah, OK. So we're laying in bed. I'm watching my I'm watching my show. My man, John Kinda Kinda. Love me some John Kinda. Joe. Joe. Yeah. Joe Kinda. Sorry, Joe. Joe Kinda, the homicide hunter.
05:15:11
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Bro, over 400 homicides and murders. He just texted me and said it's okay. The fuck's a homicide on that? I mean, I know it sometimes. It's find a fucking murder, bro. No, no, I mean, Joe Kendo was a homicide detective, is a homicide detective in Colorado, and he has solved almost 500 fucking murders in Colorado, man. Isn't this a fictional story? Is this a real story? This is real life. This is just is true. Joe Kendo, look him up. Joe, K-E-N-D-A, Joe Kendo.
05:15:46
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He was a h ah he's a homicide detective in Colorado. I think he's still actually. a Oh, shit. Now he's retired. Did he finally retire? He's like nine hundred and seventy five years old. But he is solved over almost 500 murders in Colorado. Yeah, right. I love him. maybe He's like. Thanks, Joe. Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Joe. I love him because he's a bit of a cocky old man.
05:16:16
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Well, I made 500, almost 500 murders. um mr And she was dead. No shit. When he just went unconscious. Well, he does say shit like that. He doesn't have an obvious. yeah Are you watching? She's shut up. He also says shit like if he came in a murder in Colorado.
05:16:45
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come on love behind you like like little bit of arrogance about him You know, but uh, I'm just saying, but uh, I'm calling it now. He's going to die by murder. Somebody's like challenge accepted. Somebody, somebody did. They went after him. Like there was, there was a cat that, that like fucking almost killed his wife, man. And as, as, as he should, Joe took that shit personal as fuck.
05:17:14
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Well, yeah. Yeah, man. Like like dude was calling his house and threatening his wife, threatening his kids, threatening him. And and and then like i wonder that like like a wanted murderer. And Joe was like, hey and literally one of the cut scenes on he's got like three or four different shows. But um on the show that they were talking about that, Joe was like, and I took that person. And I was like, Joe.
05:17:43
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yeah i watch joe kidney like i watch football
05:17:49
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and But anyways, so we're watching it Nikki's snoring and I'm like laying in bed and I start thinking about Conversation we had I had God knows how many months ago it was about rearranging the bedroom furniture and I'm like How can we rearrange the bedroom to make this work?
05:18:13
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and I'm thinking about it and I'm mapping stuff and I fell asleep. I I I dreamt like like I had a dream on how to reuse the furniture in our bedroom and whatnot. So brought it up to her today and I was like, you know, I think this would work and now I just gotta to get some muscly bound young men all sweaty to come over here and move my app furniture for me.
05:18:42
Speaker
I said what I said, Jeff. You got the eyebrow from both of us. So glad I live in Cancun. I said what I said. He said it. Muscle-bound men, Jeff. Not dwarfs. I said sweaty young muscle men.
05:19:04
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yeah Listen, I'm just calling for coffee, fat pig. Why is it going to be a fat thing? your barron el we' found i or you go fuck but i I think I found a way to make kind of my background I think I found a way to make my background a little bit better I can hang my Michigan flag and my belts because Myself my so myself and Michigan have one thing in common we win and we're champions Unlike the
05:19:41
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Ohio Soft University. Rick, did you hear what they're doing here in Ohio? No. They are pushing a bill to make it a felony to plant your flag in Ohio Stadium. They're trying to make it against the rules across the NCAA period.
05:20:01
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No, no, no, no, no. In Ohio specifically, in only Ohio Stadium, the Horseshoe, they are pushing a bill to be legalized where there's a felony to plant your flag. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. Just so just like they cried about when they lost to Oregon and NCAA had to change everything. You know what? I'll fucking go plant the flag right then and there because I'm like... and Speaking of... Speaking of... I'm so confused.
05:20:30
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However, off topic. Did you see Navy beat army today? I did see that we talked about that earlier. However, shout out to Tennessee and I hope this is a real story. Tennessee is planning on going all black uniforms with a black and white or black and orange winged helmet. They have those already. I know they do, but they're black and white. You're fucking amazing.
05:20:56
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Those are the blacked out uniforms are sick, but they're going to black and orange winged helmet like Michigan.
05:21:05
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and's six true story And if that's actually factual style to Tennessee and your black and orange uniforms already looks sick as fuck. So my struggle there is Susan's a UT Tennessee fan and I don't know how safe man. Oh, her sister went to college in Tennessee.
05:21:25
Speaker
Yeah. What up, Susan? Shout out to Susan. Let's go. so Oh, Rocky top. it out of um the What? It's a house divided for that game, but at the same time, I really just open for a good game. I don't want that to be a game for either side. I think that'll be it. I honestly, okay. Let me, I think that'll be one of the more even matchable games.
05:21:55
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Let me let me put it like this And this is not a shot at an Ohio State fans or an Ohio State. Let me put it like this Yeah If Ohio State shows up and it's not the Ohio State who played against Michigan a few weeks back It'll be a great fucking game. Oh, fuck. Yeah Dude, it'll be be a fun fucking game to watch however If the Ohio State that showed up against Michigan a few weeks back. attorney onlo um a Tennessee is fucking shit all over them.
05:22:35
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but But. I think it'll be fun. Statistically on paper. I agree with you, I think it's probably one of the better first round matchups for sure, ah but but but.
05:22:52
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I say this, man. A great conversation for a morrow. You know what? You're not wrong. You know what? No, I'm not wrong. You have to be but put your input in. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Jeff, it is tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Great. It is. both four four sorry I don't know what time it is in that part of Mexico. You want to talk about a 1986 sunbird station wagon? Will that make you feel better? No. It's a 92. No, it was an 86 is what you told me. It was. It actually was an 84. My mom was looking through YouTube and she said it's an 84.
05:23:40
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i was like all and My mom was born in 1784 and she said. Your mom didn't get a say. She's underneath your pastor seat. Yeah, my mom's dead. Whatever. glis mom's dead ah yeah I didn't mention she was dead. I mentioned she's underneath your pastor seat. You called out the devil. Actually, she's underneath my driver's seat. What do you think? My my my mom, who's alive, I just crammed her bitch ass under my fucking driver's seat.
05:24:13
Speaker
much to yeah but You're a weird dude. I wouldn't put it past you. Let's be honest. happen Hey, community come Hey, mom. I want to show you something and she's been there for the last 14 years. ah because I can't figure out how to get out. for yeah proceeds She's not Connor's mom. She's not stupid. She's just dead.
Humorous Misfortunes & Personal Reflections
05:24:43
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i Get a coat of the night. She's that stupid. She's just dead like that just yeah and the be i gonna My fanny pack for somebody to be like click your mom's so dumb. I'm like, she's not dumb She's just dude. I just figured out how to how to perfectly preserve your mom and I'm being dead serious. When you buy a giant house. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you know what I mean? Like, like you were talking about earlier, you were talking about an arm for your mom. She's got a king tongue. No, no, no, no, no. She's delicious. I just thought of this. Once you guys buy a house and you're like, uh, you redo like a flagstone and you mix your mom into the concrete,
05:25:35
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yeah Hey, Jeff. My mom is basically a, my mom is basically a concentration camp. Wow. Wow.
05:25:49
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you can't be deserve by
05:25:55
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i just says a je it was brown that's a good accomplish mom My concentration campus sperm. er makes it it with love and say this You know, you can also do you you build your mom into you'll into a one of those barbecues, you know the the brick barbecues you build your mom into the board in the mortar That way your mom can help keep cook Or criticize her she might be appreciative. be appreciative of that. My mom taught me how to cook
05:26:28
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Yeah, there you So, you know, you build one of those homemade, like, you get your Blackstone and you you build a a brick area to put it on.
05:26:41
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51 fucking years old. Mark, I cooked a piece in an air fryer. I've never been more depressed in my life. Sloppy, half-burnt piece of shit drunk as fuck. See, that's the thing. It wasn't the air fryer. It was definitely the drunkness because air fryers It started with Jeff and his wife. Now the mom's being turned into. Mark with the throwback. Yeah, that's a huge throwback. Wow. Awesome. Mark with the throwback right there. I'm stuck with my wife so I can still fuck her.
05:27:25
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just um big frank ah so thats yourself If your wife dies and you have her stuff been ever grabbing her ankles Do you have to share with the French guy or can you own?
05:27:43
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we you it will share but you enable me we just send a snapdown I did. ah fucking I was watching 41 year old cub swamps and knock this dude clean the **** out. Ouch. That looks like it hurt. I bet that guy didn't feel **** Oh, he's going to feel it to tomorrow but he didn't. Oh, yeah. Tomorrow, he's going to feel it. Who the hell was he fighting? That was Billy
05:28:20
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billy quanatilo <unk> the power of the tattoo man and his record is twenty-nine and fourteen. He's been around a long **** time. Yeah, I know. I mean, man he put that home. Dude, he said, go to bed, little boy. God. He's been hitting him like that the whole fight. It took till the third round for that **** to finally catch up.
05:28:51
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If I were ever to fight in MMA or something like that, I would take the throne before entering the ring every time. I'm just like victory Jeff getting his ass kicked. stand music if you ever took my them Imagine one leg kick to the side of Jeff's thigh. Oh know like a thing yeah yeah oh my God.
05:29:16
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It's not like I'm going up against somebody massive, I'd be going up against somebody by size. Bro, do you know how hard some of these motherfuckers can kick? Yeah, I've watched MMA. I've watched softballs form in a dude's shin from one point. Wait, I'm not saying I'm going from today to MMA fight. I would obviously train. How does that happen? How does what happen?
05:29:43
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I don't, i don't like understand youtube I don't, I don't understand the YouTube at all. What happened? So the caption, I did, did our show this morning and and, and I pulled a YouTube video from a guy who did like a montage of the, uh, uh, for a second, the themes from a Saturday and night main event, right?
05:30:09
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This I can this guy can put it on YouTube and it's perfectly fine, but I use it and then
05:30:27
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no no and no no no no No, no, no, no, no. It was just like when you search when you search on YouTube, you need to add the go to the filter and put creative comments first. Once it's creative comments, you can use it all you want. Where's that at? OK, hold on. Let me share my screen. I'll show you. Why don't you hold?
05:30:53
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Jeff does. All right, guys, I'm going to probably jump off of here for the last fight of the night. <unk> hurtz No, I just want to be able to turn the volume up and watch the fight Okay, so I'm just I just threw a WWF fight and then when it says filter go here and hit creative comments Like Francis this one can be used this one can be used all these Because they're creative comments
05:31:31
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I'm literally on the toilet. I noticed. I'll get you guys later. Alright, buddy. We'll talk later right now. Have a great one, Dan.
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and names some paid ya all ya are fucking ridiculous um you're fucking ridiculous place
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this whole is out of order. thank You suck. You suck. You suck. I'm out. You're cool. Yeah. fuck you fuck you and you're cool fuck you um you you you but you few All right. a God fucking I'm I'm trying to like, I'm used to playing with a fucking PS controller but this game on the PC is fucking Xbox. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. fuck Yeah.
05:32:51
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highly that we agree
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what he like his take a picture he's taking the shit he's taking a picture of his shit these things he got you better fucking take a better you better fucking post that shit andation let take picture sure of my shit there you did um my just said i said um i did all i said was that i'm really good at playing with a posy control ask niy she'll tell you right i know the right buttons i'm down mike He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his **** He's taking a picture of his ****
05:33:26
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video but ah Alright, turn your camera on so I can tell you what I'm talking about. yeah day for rest your life what would it be but So this is my normal search, right? Okay, so I have all this, right? Right here says filters, creative comments. Everything here you can use.
05:33:52
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And not in a strike that's how you lose creative comments. It's that simple But yeah i don' give at my How can a guy create an entire video I have an answer Blaze figured it out last night we were talking about it so and we talking about other people Other people other people when they because of the corporate world of fucking YouTube, other people will pay to actually have the rights to use that on their video. Well, I said that a long ass fucking time ago. Please didn't really do any scientific or research. I mean, I did. I don't even know what your fuck y'all talking about when you were talking last night about people reviewing movies and showing the movie is not getting the strike, but we do.
05:34:47
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we yeah yeah yeah Yeah, you have to pay for a licensing and all that shit. Yeah, actually I said that forever in a day ago. yeah Oh, don't jump in the water, Josh. What the fuck? Yeah. Josh, what are you playing? Fucking Batman. Arkham Asylum.
05:35:09
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That game looks go i gotta say that that he was years old. I know, but it's still, it's still good though. It still holds up. yeah and reading Frustrating game on the goddamn planet. I know. i'm I'm going through some frustration right now. Yeah.
05:35:29
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don sell chinese level like that No we we explain that way do you play that game we were talking about before we started, the the days gone, you go up against what's what they call a horde and a horde is like 50 plus zombies all trying to get you at once and object going up against a horde is to kill them all and get out without getting killed.
05:35:53
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You want to talk about... When I go up against a whore, it's not about... No, a whore or a whore. I'm sorry, I'm not... A whore or a whore. A whore or a whore. But going up against whores is so much more fun. Oh, yeah, I agree. And I can take on 50. If not more, the place I did the exact same thing you did, but I'm sitting on a pillow, so nobody heard it.
05:36:17
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yeah i are i can't I can't, I can't, I can't trust them right now. Who's that? The parts. I can't trust them right now. Oh, you got the, you got the trucks, huh? We got a truck to the bathroom. Well, I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that the I have potatoes. No, I think, I think a lot of it has to do with that. I pretty much have not eaten at all today.
05:36:49
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like get That'll do it. and and my beverages my My beverages might have been slightly skunk tonight. Nice. What does that mean? well You ain't never had a skunk's beverage, please. I have. I try not to. You ever had skunk weed?
05:37:10
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usually skunked beers because it's hot and it's been opened or something. Well, well, mine's been frozen and not frozen and then frozen. I don't think they're really skunk. Well, I don't know. Some other carbonation is open. But I've been a bit of back of line then because I've had the same beer that that that is out there for almost a month.
05:37:37
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I don't have to buy beer and like, I mean, I had to buy beer last weekend and I only wanted to get, that's cause you were at PA though. I mean, not beer. I mean beverages. Um, and I was just like, if fucking PA is weird, like you can't get the pounders. Like I like to drink the 16 ounce ones. You can only get them in like fucking like random. we know you like the I do like a good pounder. You're not wrong.
05:38:04
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But but but also but also a case of Pounders which is 24 beverages 24 24 16 ounce bottles of water You can get for $22 Where here if you buy a case of 12 ounce cans of water, it's like $30 Your water is so much more expensive than mine it is So I went ahead and got a case of water water PA last week However, I literally when we when when you played the song that we already played earlier I ran out to my car and I got that a case of water out in the back of my car But I had been drinking water that I've already had on my pad on my on my porch For the last three weeks
05:38:58
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Jesus so it's been frozen and and then it's not been for a bit Did what it needed to do nonetheless at the end of the day? Well, yeah let's be honest. It's it that's that's the point of that that water It's it it has a job to do and it does it. Yeah, it did it did its job but like I said You shouldn't drink water in an empty stomach I hope you get some amounts of water on an empty stomach. Should not. You should not. That's why I'm going to enjoy that. That's not my fault. Dinner's on the stove. I understand that it was. You heard Nicky. Yeah. Where's the tomatoes at? Oh, wait out there. Well, I'm going to get my dinner and I'm also going to make some frozen potatoes. Why are you going to make the potatoes frozen?
05:39:51
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Well, because they're frozen. honey frozens Why don't you eat them hot? Well, I'm going to not eat them frozen. I'm going to heat them up. I'm going to make them hot. Take the bag out of the fridge. Wait, you have frozen potatoes? Usually my potatoes are like... They're cute. They're cute.
05:40:09
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and then they're they're putting it back and then they're frozen. and I don't know what they are. I just imagine you have like a sack of potatoes that you just don't peel all day. They're frozen mashed potatoes? Yeah. I figured I figured he has a he has a sack of potatoes that Nikki peels from. That that's like when I told Glick about eating the snickers on the side. No. So you stand on your head and first first and first and fore first and foremost
05:40:42
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four first and for first and motherfuckin foremost the best thing about a potato is the skin don't ever appealel this i'll fucking murder you micy knows better ah peter bitches the potato skins are pretty fucking ta just potato skins yeah I that is actually actually in all honesty a little education for you not you guys but maybe you guys and anybody listening Blaze by the way nice hat bro that's sexy. I dig it.
05:41:17
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a um You can get this shit on fucking my spread shop and you can spread this on your head too. Yeah. Yeah. Right on your fucking edge, you dirty whore. The skin of the potatoes are the most nu nutriious nutritious and the healthiest for you. yeah You got that, Jeff? When I eat my baked potatoes, I water budly i eat the skin. I like eating the skin. No, but i yeah. i
05:41:56
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I, uh, I love a good baked potato and I'll just, um I, I stab over the pork, throw the microwave call today. And then of course, the next day I have to buy a whole new problem of fucking sour cream. I like the skin. The skin is not, it puts the skin into the air fryer.
05:42:20
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You're right. You're a good idea. Baby, can I do that? Why? I take this. What's up? but Sorry, the buffet was open. Nicole. Yeah, you're the one that was like. One of the neighborhoods, you son of a bitch. Here's a shot.
05:42:44
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check you stick no no i
05:42:52
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why am i laughing so hard Take this shot. I need you to peel the skin off before I make my concoction. You salt them and then put them in the air fryer. And then I can salt them and put them in the air fryer. Make your own chips.
05:43:12
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They'll be like potato chips. and Dude I fucking discovered a new fucking barbecue place Like I don't I don't feel like I don't know where you know what I'm gonna I'm moving to Idaho because I feel like Jay is on my level of potato bullshit Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You did it again Look at you. Look at you. Look at you Seriously, I need you to just stop One of their neighborhoods, you son of a bitch. Here's a shot. Check your stick. no nine
05:43:49
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We're moving to Idaho. You and Devon live to together. like the hope of e jas I said, I said, we're moving to Idaho. You and Devon could live together. I didn't even get the rest out. She's like, okay, Devon's our future daughter-in-law.
05:44:07
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She was not impressed. She was, she was not, she was not impressed by her son and I's conversation about finishing football potatoes.
05:44:19
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I would never have it all never said about potatoes. Oh my God. I mean, I don't want potatoes as much as the next guy, but I feel like if I want a potato, I don't fantasize about it. I just go get a potato and make me a fucking potato. Dude, I feel like, I feel like more people should be on my level of potatoes. I'm just saying.
05:44:37
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I think you're the only one. You know, um you because somebody your son was on the same level. There's somebody I do know that actually would eat potatoes. Probably not as much as you, but they did have an affinity for him. And that was my ex wife. She's a fucking dirty boy. Sorry for her. you You know, what's funny is as much as I don't like my ex wife, I don't like talking shit about her.
05:45:07
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No, I mean, I do slip sometimes, but i't I really, I really do feel you because as much shit as I would like to talk i'm in the same boat as you know, the reason why I don't like talking shit about my ex wife is like she was married before me.
05:45:27
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And the 18 years we were married, her and her mom always, like for almost two decades would fucking talk shit about her ex-husband, call him sperm donor and all this, and just talk hateful about the dude. And I realized over time that was toxic. How old is what? How old is your ex-wife?
05:45:56
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See, I'm 47, 44, 45. How long was she? we did You guys were married for almost 20 years. How long was she married before? Like a month. Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay. And the reason why they couldn't get an annulment is because they had a child together, so. Oh, okay, okay. You got what, two kids of your own place?
05:46:25
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One kid? Three biological, but I got raised for. Same baby mom? The three, yeah. Mm-hmm. Jeff's got three kids of his own. Not. Although there's been my ex-wife had a miscarriage and a woman I dated before my wife had a miscarriage, as far as I know. Just saying, buddy, there's a common denominator there. Maybe it's the weed.
05:46:55
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no Don't jump down there. i mean It's not really the weed. He's got three kids yeah fucking kids bro dude I got three kids. My oldest is 19 Jeff you got one at best The other two The math don't matter For all you know, your kids are half French like slow
05:47:28
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fuck our others little assholes i see them in yeah Grandma's house No, no they're staying at grandma's because Grandma is helping me out so I can actually because the problem with my new job is I literally have to spend like eight hours on the phone and kids coming in I can't get shit done and I can't have clients hear me hearing kids scream and holler and over, you know, whatever, duct tape behave like yes. stock tapbe I must be behave myself. but Sometimes I'm told I'm an asshole and that's a true statement. I am an asshole. Oh, yeah. Sometimes I also behave myself.
05:48:23
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for the better. I'm waiting for that. yeah Oh my god. What? You goofy bastard. Apparently, Cam heard us talking shit about him. Oh, what did he say? Oh, Cam's in there. He's gonna get 20 bucks. He's in. In our group chat. That's your. Hi, su ah you go think he du I have made it very clear. Vinmo, Zillow, I have Cash App and I would prefer Cash App. Cam finally messaged me. At one o'clock in the goddamn morning, he said, damn it, it's Vinmo. I only have Cash App.
05:49:15
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He paid me last year for him and his brothers on Cash App.
05:49:23
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You know what? Fuck it. I'm not even going to be nice. You know, goddamn well, you paid me last year for you and your brother on Cash App. You know, I have Cash App. You should have my Cash App. It's wherever you guys can send it to. Jesus Christ, bro, you're killing me, man. I don't I don't I can't I i don't have the patience to be nice to anybody anymore.
05:49:51
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that includes you and Blaze and Jeff and everybody. Do you know it's like as you get older, it is hard to fucking be nice. I don't know what it is. It's hard to be nice. It's hard to, it's hard to be patient. It's, it's hard to, it's, it's hard to accommodate stupidity, assholery. Yeah.
05:50:21
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like you literally paid me last year on Cash App for you and your brother. It's called an excuse. Who are you talking to? Is he in here? I don't know. No, sent me a message. He sent me he finally sent me a message because he was listening to the show. And he said, damn it, it's Venmo and I only have Cash App.
05:50:48
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and I like I've taken Venmo. I'm taking Zillow. That's that's how that's how Angel pays me is yellow. Isn't Zillow about fucking houses and shit? I'm so. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Is it Zill? Yeah, Zillow's houses. OK, I was like, oh, know yeah, and ah the last two years, my the last two years, my guy Angel out in California has paid me on Zill. So, you know, know region thing like depending on where you're from, you use different ones.
05:51:21
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Yeah. No, no, it's not. No, it's really not. It's just no, no, no. No, no. What I'm saying is, is is certain certain apps are more popular in certain areas. I'm pretty sure Venmo cash app and what's the other one? PayPal. Yeah. Our accepted worldwide. Oh, they are. Yes. Nikki, PayPal, Arabia. But, you know, it's angel has self. So I got to, I do got to cover that.
05:51:50
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because that went to my my bank account. Oh, okay. So, I do gotta cover that but I didn't I didn't get that $20 from angel. He didn't pay me that. Uh but but like most of our league uses uh Venmo. Yes. Yeah. So, like all that money from Venmo is sitting in Venmo because I forget we have Venmo. I forget we have PayPal. We have a payalll account as well just tradey pal to get my Grapkings money. I'm gonna make a bet tomorrow and I think I'm gonna win tomorrow What should I bet on Jeff I Did see was it tonight or tomorrow that Marshall's playing OSU Marshall is not playing OSU at all
05:52:49
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It's said so on Marshall is in my Marshall is in a bowl game. You're not wrong. I Saw I saw it was like upcoming on on Disney Marshall's on Disney Marshall was actually marshall is actually they're playing army on the 28. Oh So yeah The Thunder and her are playing the Army Knights on the 28th Maybe it was basketball It might be and No, it was today The score was 49 to 14 thundering hurt but wasn't it was the 21st That's so fun not today No a is the 14th Because I saw
05:53:48
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I saw it today and I was like, cause cause I saw the M and I was like, did Michigan change your color? And then I realized it was Marshall. Are you talking football or basketball? I'm assuming it was football.
05:54:04
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Oh, look at this guy. Long time no see. the Fuck is Jason in my city. What's up? Is that blazing blasphemous or something good then smellly tossers Why you want your salad instead it was like upcoming I have a Unless they were uploading like a new I have a Panera fucking coupon if you want your test salad tossed
05:54:35
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Wish you did not play Marshall Oh, yeah, they played him back in September bro. That was like yeah, yeah So I was flicking through like YouTube or a team It's an upcoming So I'm a think they're just uploading the game Yeah, that's that's Jay. That's monkey man Jay NYC J. Oh You know who you know who he is. He won't come up here, though, because he knows better. Don't you get dirty? I guess so. I won't remember who he is.
05:55:18
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Oh, he was on half poison. I think it was on Periscope. I was on that. ah I think it was on Periscope. phil like Yeah, it was on Periscope a little bit. Come on, Jay. Do it.
05:55:31
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I can't find the entrance to this fucking goddamn building. Do it. Do it. Do it. like check the front in the back i feel like you guys are gonna have to i feel like you guys are goingnna have to be responsible for uploading this episode well we need to end this episode because will i got about um is it been six hours hey five fifty five we got a knock we gotta a boun i Do Do Do opinion on whatever
05:56:03
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penny is a piece of shit steve pina I remember him. Okay. Jeff is still in Viet Cong. Well, Steven was another stoner. So, it's kind of like a stoner thing. Okay. What'd you say about Viet? He looks, he said it looks like you just got back. I just don't remember a monkey man. Me, Mitch. Me, Me, Mitch.
05:56:32
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ah shit
05:56:35
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but You won't do it. You won't do it. You won't do it. does sound familiar well jay whoever You
05:57:06
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Well, I mean, you know Mitch also I think in Vegas You we used to talk you wouldn't you would i might i might i might remember I do I do remember Mitch in Vegas though I would talk how the fuck you dude I'm back in the same fucking room and I don't know we're in the anyway Jane I've been friends since periscope. Well, we well, I really don't know how to describe our
05:57:37
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Situation friends acquaintances. We know each other. I Don't know man. I called him a friend at one point in time.
05:57:52
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I Still like to call Jay a friend but You know he does silly things Yeah, trust me. Not yet. But you would definitely be a bottom bitch.
05:58:12
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Well, that being said, we gotta go, guys, because I'm not going to chop up shit. I'll close it. Oh, right. I'll be scared. Jeff's scared. Jeff says, yeah Jeff just heard that there's a new sale at Walmart on kids' clothes. He's like, I gotta to go.
05:58:32
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I just gotta know. I gotta buy some dungaroos. Jay's scared. not to us done gosh and Gosh is on sale. I don't think I've ever. own any yeah Well, big shoes. You got the buttons. They don't want you to do something about it. Oh, I'm going to. Anyway, thanks for everybody watching. Thanks for listening. We're going to go.
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