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Speaker: Dude, hit the button. But before we hit that button, what's up, Jeff? Hit the button, buddy. No, I'm just promoting. Doing the show, the socials. So before we get started. I'm back in the office. Yes. Well, welcome to another Friday night in a nonsense and chill. And tonight we have a double feature and bonus. They're the comment or creative comments. So I'm going to, we're going to air them live and we're going to. Exactly.
Speaker: review, watch, review, and react. Jeff and I have not seen these. They're both about a little under a half an hour long. We have a break set up. I was like, oh man, I only got three ad breaks set up tonight. but Yeah, but you know what? It's okay. We can have a short so show tonight. I got shit to do. That's cool. But before we get into that, I want to bring up a topic that I overheard last week on another show concerning the show.
Speaker: Some homies over it. Oh, there's nothing bad. There's nothing bad and No, but any time somebody brings us up that usually somebody has something sore No, no, no, so it was it was a critique of the show the individual didn't understand Kind of what we do. He's like, oh, what's the point of going on discord and watch the movie when everybody's talking? Well, I So that's what I want to address. This is sort of like a movie club or if you guys are familiar with the book club, yeah ever yeah there's like, you know, this is why I announced the movies at the beginning of the week by Tuesday. So if anybody wants to participate in the club and the discussion, you go ahead and watch the movie. And as we watch it on discord, you can either a watch it again with us and talk about it or just talk about it. So.
Speaker: Yeah, because it's the beauty of having it on Discord and and having somebody else watch it with us. And this is something I'm just coming off the top of my head. There's things you and I won't think of that somebody else will see. And that's another thing is I want I do. I appreciated that critique. And that's kind of what I want as well, even on like, even if we play a movie, you don't like fucking tear it up because I will tear these two and I don't like them. So um with that, I already have next week's picked out.
Speaker: shit It's Christmas time, buddy. It's Christmas time. I got a Christmas movie. Well, I hope it's I hope it's kind of the ones we've already talked about. There's one. Well, it's it's one in particular that some say it's not a Christmas movie, but it's a Christmas movie. Damn it. Oh, I know it's when you're talking about. Okay. I don't even have to watch that, but I will watch it again. I know. I know. I love it. It's I'm just going to go ahead and I'm just going to go ahead and guess die hard.
Speaker: Yeah, it's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off the Nakatomi platform. And I actually just recently was watching an interview or somebody that like knew Alan Rickman. And and there's ah there's a little story I'm gonna tell about a little kid asking why he always plays a bad guy. Fair enough. And his response was,
Speaker: So again, we're trying something a little bit different tonight, double feature. These are both fan film made movies. They, again, they're in Creative Commons. You can go look them up. The links are in the description along with the Discord or network links, BioLink and our ah merchandise. So please check all that stuff out and... Bio .link slash non -circle network. Oodow.
Speaker: personal national umset stop icereadshop dot com Yeah, go ahead. Sorry. So, yeah, the first movie, first one we're going to watch is Jurassic World Exodus and this one came out. This one was reli a little and released July 30th, 2018. So, it's ah it's it's it's a few years old. Yeah. And and you know, just to reiterate, this is fan made. So, it's not going to be, you know, it's not Spielberg. Calm down everybody.
Speaker: It's definitely not Spielberg. it's It's taking what Spielberg did to another level that maybe we didn't think of because we don't know. We we haven't seen it. So before we watch these, Jeff, what sort of things are you going to be looking for for your ratings? ah I know it's it's it sounds pompous, but production.
Speaker: production. Okay, production. Because like, for instance, when we watched the Star Wars one, the production was excellent. Um, you know, I don't like if they show the dinosaurs, I want to see how good the CGI is. Okay. Um, and and of course, dialogue is always important. If it's really cheesy, I'm going to give it the cheesiest rating. I mean, if it's cheesy, that's like, yeah, I'm out of the money so again Jeff and I have haven't watched these so I don't know if it's range 15 I'm fucking in oh okay right I don't I don't think either of them are range 15 status but they're no they I think I think one of them might might be close enough so well before we actually start being that this is Jurassic World what is your thoughts on the Jurassic World
Speaker: genre. So to be honest, I've only watched the first Jurassic parks the first two I haven't seen anymore. I've seen you gotta see Chris Pratt. He's seen. That's the one I've seen parts of. Okay. And I heard Chris Pratt. That's when it comes to whipping on dinosaurs. And I'm never I'm never mad at Ron Howard's daughter.
Speaker: Oh, is that who that is? Yeah, it's right. I believe so. Isn't it? Why I see it? That's where we go. There. I had to add it to stage. So, oh, man, that that that started. I just jumped right into it. fuck um Yeah. Bryce Dallas Howard. That's her name. There's a funny thing about that. They actually CGI'd her booty to make it smaller in the movie. Well, that's sad.
Speaker: I know I when I found out I was very upset because she's got an amazing movie. So I don't know any of these actors. You can look all the actors names and writers up on their page. If you enjoy these movies again, the link is in the description. Go give your like subscribe and hit and hit their notifications button. Some of these are from dead YouTube accounts. Just give you guys a heads up so they might not have anything fresh. But hey, give him give him some support. Give him time.
Speaker: time Maybe they're making up another movie, or maybe, God god willing, they they've gotten big enough where Hollywood came on calling. Alright, let's go ahead and get into the Jurassic World Exodus.
Speaker: I'm assuming this is the same island. I don't know. um It could be. That dude looked French. I'm calling. I set up all the sensors and I can do a seismological race for the main night. That's a great job. So just like in range 15, I didn't do much background on the on this production crew. But it seems like they have access to a military installation. Granted, all that or they're yeah, or they're they work at an Army Navy store.
Speaker: that that it
Speaker: Why is it always the guy with glasses in the dock? Is that a nerd thing? I don't know. I'm not a nerd. Yeah, but you wear glasses, so I'm gonna call you Doc. Call me Four Eyes.
Speaker: Okay. The PTI's not terrible, but it's not completely. Yeah, it's not terrible. Yeah, but the cuffs could be quicker.
Speaker: Somebody's got a cave on their property.
Speaker: Where do they find this place to film? Why not? I guarantee it. They got a bunch of woods in the acreage. They're like, hey, I got an idea. I have no idea where this was filmed. Dude, it looks like South America.
Speaker: Like, this isn't Georgia. Did you just open up? No, I'm just saying. It's not Georgia, because, like, you can tell by the plant that it's definitely... It's... many times do I have to turn you down? There's no one else. That's because they didn't make it.
Speaker: So this film is a collaboration for many fans across the world with film locations on the island of Oahu in Hawaii. I called it! I called it Hawaii! I know you need it. What's your price? Why don't you call me when you have a more realistic mission? How about a rescue op? Rescue op? You already said someone?
Speaker: about a week ago. They missed their last check -in. When was that? These are all former military people, you can tell. I probably already had. Right? I don't think so. Or they have some... Or they're just like paramilitary training. yeah Because it's Mike. Well, they watched a lot of military movies and they're just like... Yeah.
Speaker: surplus store. Scottsdale, Arizona. I've actually been to Scottsdale. I don't remember seeing this huge military... worse fucking but Once again, a lot of trouble that literally just looks like an office building and that these guys rent for their normal job. Your team's good, but they've never seen a dinosaur close, let alone a 40 -foot predator face -to -face. She's lived this.
Speaker: Gotta trust me, we need her. Yeah, but Kurt, you and I both know that there's a huge difference between a park ranger being chased by a 40 -foot player - This guy in his coffee cup. In a highly trained team. Yeah, he's definitely the asshole that - I also knew this was the fact that you were the agency, but you know how I feel about outside agencies coming in and trying to set up my team. I get it, brother. Please. We have to remember who's paying the bills.
Speaker: He's obviously Air Force. Oh, I know that voice. He doesn't leave his chair. You son of a bitch. You smell fantastic.
Speaker: Hey, we got that ammo shipment in today. All right, good. Well, speaking of that, Kurt brought us some good news. Costa Rica OP is a go. Go ahead and set up the team, brief them, get them trained. Well, he got the clearance to greenlight that operation. Yeah, he did.
Speaker: Hey, you didn't even pick up the phone. No more surprises on this topic. He's obviously as high up as Jay goes. He's here to make sure everything goes according to plan. Ooh, is that an omen? Are we going to see Bynum in this movie?
Speaker: okay I'm just gonna have training. Nice. This is your training. Yeah, this is, I think, for training for this sort of scenario. Don't. However. Yeah. However, if I had oedos in my house for video games, dude, I fucking loved it. Oh, dude, that would be amazing. I fucking loved it. Like, I would, i you would never catch me doing anything but. But it, but I would not really fight on how to kill dinosaurs. I'm true. No, but I would totally play Call of Duty.
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Speaker: Yeah, which like one of the it's one of those things where if you know the right people you can get clearance do something like this And I say that cuz I've actually floated this flight like it's a very exact No, this is not a miracle space I take that back This is is there an army installation? I'm fucking white I thought it was just an avian Air Force Yeah, we wouldn't want you to mess up your feeder team, man. I've told you all. Man, this is not really... Man, this is not really... Right. Dude, I want his t -shirt. Says Thicker.
Speaker: Oh, yes. you know It says thinkers. Bruce, Flynn. Oh, is that thinkers? I thought it was thinkers. Christina Meyers. Thinkers. Air Force, right? Thinkers. See, she's Air Force. Oh, no. Your cramps are going to melt. He's been there so easy. All right, 20 minutes. Mission briefing, guys. Got it. All right,
Speaker: There's a most recent update on Nomad and Doc's situation. Since they went to work five days ago, we've still had no comm check -ins. Who took the time to set up the benches? There's like 10 of them. Stan!
Speaker: that's where myers comes in she said heavy engagement with This is the team version of Chris Pratt. Yeah. Yeah, look guys. With a beard. Fighting these animals. Now that other dude's beard looked pretty fucking epic. They they are faster and stronger than you. Right? And raptors are smart. They hunt in packs, they set up ambushes, and there's a T -Rex. So, stick together, keep your head on the swivel. You're very calm about this.
Speaker: There's the law. All right. i'll give at it Well, sure you know, what's funny is velociraptors are actually you guys carrying 40 Mike Mike. Make sure you've got plenty of smaller is you need than we know. They're not very big. Two tourniquets on you. like The movie's exaggerating. Lastly, the island is sitting on an active volcano.
Speaker: Last calm we had with Doc showed signs of heavy seismic activity. What does that mean? That means we need to be light and fast. or means means That means That means we don't have to go. We just need to get guys out of there
Speaker: Oh, wow. You know what?
Speaker: Every time I fucking travel, look, it's the guys from fucking Furiosa. oh It is. There's a cross over. Beyond the Park the Jurassic Park. I got a picture you one little zip blindqua i know they look more like power lines airlines don't rob know if there was supposed to be there.
Speaker: From what I understand, isn't this like this one Jurassic World, this whole island like purposely? purposely like Yeah, it's very similar. so so the money the second The Chris Pratt films are on a separate island, but they're on the other side of the original island from the first films. Well, the whole Jurassic World thing is they all the dinosaurs have their own island to live on? Pretty much.
Speaker: What's the point of going in there? Don't fuck with them. Just leave them alone. Stop going there because it's it's something it's it research Yeah research and you know what you guys see out there dinosaur nuts so ten -year -olds Fucking leave it to humans. be like Let's make dinosaurs and turn it to a fucking terse attraction church. Oh my god people died. Oh, no, she's Shocker but there was what appeared to be. Oh, man. Go ride a roller coaster made out of plastic. Okay. So, they. I am going to pause. I agree. I have a question. We can hit a break. Did they seriously just parasail with those little motors just to meet on the beach that they just landed on? They did. Copy that. Or maybe it was scouting. Yeah, let's check out the airways
Speaker: yeah I think they just had a toy they wanted to use. Before we go to break, I do want to announce our weekly lineup. Oh, thank you. I always wanted to do that. Monday, at worst, we start off with cold -blooded... Speak, Play, Stories, and Cold -Blooded Conversations. Thank you. Oh my gosh, I don't believe I forgot. The gummies have kicked in, guys. Yeah, there you go. And then after that, we have Men Caring for Man on Mondays. Tuesdays, we have Glick's House of Music.
Speaker: Wednesday's we have what the **** news with Jeff and Glick and then on Thursday's Thursday's Jeff's garage. It's II have a couple things I'm working on. um I have a couple ideas I was running by you earlier so I might just be doing that just for a while like like shorter episodes but but visually cool cool cool Friday's of course you're here with Jeff and I for nonsense and chill a fucking movie night. Join our club. Please join our club Jeff. Make him join our club. Uh Saturday nights we have um when is uh Cassius Corners? Cassius Corners. It's Saturday mornings right around Newdish.
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Speaker: Oh, man. ah That poor bastard. 20 Bud lights, motherfucker. That ass is going to be sore in the morning. Yeah. but Oh, Oh, body. All right. Let's just get back into this. What's that? This is the pricey base for greatness. I guess I love it. Oh.
Speaker: All right. So they're back in Hawaii, or they're, look, Hawaii in real life, but it's supposed to be... So the team's together. They're on the mission. Especially in South America. Obviously. Yes. I can't remember the name of the guy. Going up to Jeff's door right now. Yep. That's basically what my front yard looks like. Right there. You can't see it. Just off the side to the left is my house.
Speaker: If my backyard was like that I'm fucking Technically mine is Technically my front yard about four houses in front of me. Mm -hmm. There is a jungle Or about a col um This team there's nothing special. It's a military group kind of like, you know going through the yeah, this is this is standard operating Procedure really some commando shit or not commando predators Yeah, little predator. Yeah, commando is another one.
Speaker: Okay, so was that a cartridge? Did he pick something up and smell it? Yeah, he did. But I thought it looked like it was a cartridge, like a 308.
Speaker: I was thinking it was like T -Rex poo. I'm joking. No, because that like you would notice that. It would be obvious. You could hear him drop it. You could hear him drop it. It sounded brass. Can you hear the movie? Looks like Mike's close. Yeah, I turned it down a little bit. OK.
Speaker: Can other people hear the movie, though? that's Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just turned it down on mine.
Speaker: I'm not going to light the gunfire. There's not a whole lot of extra extra and or flash. or i seen in the movie It sounds like 22s. Yeah. You know, it doesn't sound like. girl yeah Yeah, there's no barrel flash, guys. Yeah, and it didn't have the Hollywood, the Hollywood spy school. Yeah, right. mike I mean, I'm not mad about it. No, it's refreshing. Don't put it that way. Well, it's probably refreshing on their budget too. Well, yeah.
Speaker: Dude, those are Vietnam style. Like, that's old hardware. Well, it is props, so it's possible. Actually, I wouldn't... Being that they probably work... They probably work in an Army Navy store? Like, you know, a surplus store? They're probably not props. They're probably just using some legs. I'll be right back. Yeah, that's fine. What is that supposed to be?
Speaker: I guess they set up a... or whatever that is. That dude's playing a game on his phone. You don't think all these contracts you're on are stemming from the DOD? Like, come on. Right. yes mean No, i think you I think what she's implying is it's a private contract.
Speaker: They're weaponizing dinosaurs? You tell me. Yeah, it's definitely a private contract. This is an arrest. He's a merc. But he's not the merc with the mouth. No. I'm so glad you made it, man. Hey, brother. Take a little vacation. That's all. And he's always that one guy. No. Yeah. You acquired the data, right? Hey, Mike. Nerd. I remember that seismic activity I was telling you about. Yeah.
Speaker: happening sooner than we thought of course it will might be happening sooner than we thought than
Speaker: yeah barage hey yeah is costa rica
Speaker: Not all of them wear a night vision though, so... Right.
Speaker: So apparently the nerdy guy is like the sort of like important research force on it. Yeah! guess I guess we would know that if I chucked him. So not only that, they're using tracer rounds. I was just about to say. israel Mike, what are you talking about? Not Standard Edition, by the way. No. I mean, like, so we kept tracerounds in the bomb dump for the security forces when they trained. Right. But in the lane, there's a traceround like every 10th bullet or something like that. Yeah. It's not every single one. Yeah. Or every third or something like that. It's been a while now.
Speaker: Now, the tracer round is using the night vision. I mean, it makes sense. It kind of adds a little bit. Yeah, that's how we winded it up. I get that. Kind of keep it exciting. As good as you'd expect. I got the guys back up on security. We're at 50%. OK. All right, get some rest, man. All right. Nah, that guy's going to die. Totally get some rest. That's a death sentence right there. Calling it.
Speaker: moving up I do like how they use a lot of off, oh shoot, I forgot what it's called. It's like off the screen. Yeah, off screen. Yeah, and you have to understand that it's a dinosaur because they don't have the budget of course to show the whole bunch. Well, yeah. Well, they did show one in the night vision, which I thought they did a pretty good job of showing it. Engine is a property off the island and we're itching to ride. Property. Yeah.
Speaker: and I set up a pickup. We're all good. We're leaving tomorrow morning. You didn't have the extraction already planned before you - Oh no, he did. He did. That's what he was saying. Oh, okay. InGen is the company that, in the first Black Future movie, or Black Future, Jurassic Park movies, were hunting the dinosaurs. Oh, okay.
Speaker: Or, well, in the in the in the third one. Sorry. Ingen said they're moving property. Apparently, it's next morning. Hmm. Oh, yeah, it's a straight shot, but... Very uneventful night, by the way. It's a T -Rex paddock. Yeah. No one died, though. Yeah. That we know of.
Speaker: Yeah, there it is. Dude, there's a whole community of people that build those Jeeps. really? Oh, it's like a huge thing. Like, I mean, I've, I've seen a jeep like that. I didn't know it was like, Oh, yeah, there's a community where are they like, like they will nitpick about the exact color and spacing of the letters and all that shit. They deal with explorers too.
Speaker: They build that they build all of them. I've seen seen people do like, Ghostbusters Yeah. On on on their pink jobs and shit. i I've seen some pretty cool ones. There's a there's one guy. he He took a Dodge Magnum, which is the station wagon. Turn it into a ghost buzzer. That would be that would be pretty good. What Emmy? Oh, it's quick. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to ask again. Oh, Oh,
Speaker: got sort you We got a Mexican stormed off over here. You said to get the data. You didn't have to look at it, Kurt. I don't have a tablet.
Speaker: Why would you get the data to not look at it? She has it. Kurt. Search it. Apparently, he wasn't supposed to look at it. How do you know you got the right data if you don't look at it?
Speaker: Nobody told the Meathead Marine that way. He could have got, he could have got, you know, just a bunch of fucking spreadsheets. Why do I have nothing but velociraptor -looking germination data? This is bullshit. I don't need T -Rex mating season data with a body.
Speaker: So in general, the guy's in black. So now there's multi -guard. Oh.
Speaker: How do you tell who's on your side? I don't know, man. This movie's mildly confusing. Apparently there's a double cross. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Okay, I'm not mad at the CGI. It's not great, but comparatively speaking. This sort of reminds me, like, land of the lost. Yeah.
Speaker: What, for their budget? ah Yeah, I'm not complaining. Might have sent him back about 10 bucks. ah Oh my god, he has no legs. It's Connor!
Speaker: You know Connor was in this. You can't stay in his legs. Connor was in this movie.
Speaker: Oh man. One of these days, man, we're going to get a letter. of Like, can you guys stop being ableist? We canceled after your scatology report. We're good. where're you going We like blame everything on Jeff.
Speaker: Here's the thing. Trevor Leahy. When I was in the military, I had a rule. If I ever in a situation where I've lost my legs, just fucking kill me.
Speaker: I don't want to live. What the hell? Jordan didn't have a choice. Yeah, you guys have a choice. Yep. See, you always have a choice. Is he?
Speaker: but byt Oh man, you just got dumped. You just got dumped, Kurt. Yeah. She said, see you next Tuesday. She's like, bye, Felicia. Yeah. You can hobble to next fucking. Oh, shit. OK, I'm not bad at that. Now, that's obviously a practical prop. Yes, yeah. Not bad. I'm sure you'd probably buy a bunch of used Jurassic. Oh, no there's a whole section of YouTube that will teach you how to make them.
Speaker: I dig this whole expanse. Photographs like that just, I don't know. I like them. You're a photographer. You're supposed to. Well, it's just like, it's not just because I'm a photographer. It's pretty. Because I like that big landscape. So, like, double, slash, triple cross?
Speaker: i um I honestly thought that helicopter was going backwards here for a moment. It might be the guns. The team successfully rescued Nomad and Doc. X ran into
Speaker: oh Should we let that? Yeah, why might as well give the people their due. They do need the movie. I love it. So, didn't Doc go with them now? Yeah, okay, so... I'm gonna... Was it... Did I understand how how they rescued somebody
Speaker: Um... It's kind of a real, uh... Nomad. Nomad. He's he's the the undercover badass. Yeah. Well, it came down to all these guys came into rescue Nomad and Doc. And okay, we can drop it now. Um, they came into rescue Nomad and Doc. And I think their side mission was get that data. and Okay. And when
Speaker: Nomad realized that they were going after the data. He was like, fuck that shit. You know, homie don't play that kind of thing. But they ended up getting on the InGen. InGen was the one that sent everybody in to rescue Nomad and Doc. But they still got on InGen's helicopters to get the so bug out. There's holes in that plot, I'm just saying.
Speaker: Alright you go ahead and give you review. Well for my review um with the exception of the the plot the plot was Almost not existed. I'll say that however the CGI Was not great. It's not Spielberg. I know this, but it wasn't terrible 20 years ago I'd have been like that's a fucking dinosaur in this movie. Uh, I like the the use of
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Pause that. Um, the, the use of the physical problem showing the Raptor close to her doesn't show how she got away from it. It was just kind of like, okay, you know, I'm going. Um, um so for myself, there were, there were some holes in the plot. The acting was not, it's not, and i mean I get it. They're not, it's not Shakespeare. I'm going to give it, I'm going to give it a ah ah two and a half.
Speaker: Oh, okay. All right. All right. I, um, I appreciate the effort. First of all, um, I was a little confused on the linear path of the movie. I guess you could say, and then um, if they have multiples already made them, I have to look that up. I wish they would have space it out a little bit more. And like you said, show how she escaped from the VR. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. um The CGI, I think, for what it was, wasn't bad. um i like the I did like some of the camera angles and the way they did their their action shots. I appreciated the the night vision and throwing that in there. I like the off the office off -camera action, too. Yeah. I think it would have been better if they would have shot the whole thing, like started it off, kind of like wrapped up a mission brief.
Speaker: then shot the whole scene over that whole night, first night in the jungle. Agreed. Your show's some fighting, show's some more. Cause it bounced around, it it moved too quickly. Yeah. The night, the night happened at all about five minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Granted the movie was only 27 minutes. So I understand they were working with time limit, but I think a little bit more thought could have went into it, but I'm not a movie maker. That is only my opinion. And I too give it two and a half.
Speaker: Yeah, totally agrees. No, i like I said, not a terrible movie. I'd show this to the kids and the kids would make fun of it. You know, um, yeah, it's also something like, like I could see my kids making this movie with Nerf guns, you know? Yeah. And it's, and it's okay to make fun of these movies too. If you think you're funny or poorly written or, or some weird writing, I mean, by all means, um, um before we go into our next, it's art. Well, we're going to take a break first. Understood.
Speaker: Good. But before we do that, I know you have a movie lingo. I do. I do have a movie lingo. I know you almost forgot last week, so I wanted to make sure. I know. I didn't forget to make it. I almost forgot the show. I know. That's what I'm saying. So rotoscoping is today's movie lingo. It's a verb. It's an animation technique in which live action footage is traced frame by frame by animators.
Speaker: This can be done either automatic or manually. And if anybody's familiar with the movie Scanner Darkly with ah Woody Harrelson and Keanu Reeves, I hadn't watched along. That's what rotoscoping is. Okay. Scanner Darkly. Yeah. Yeah. it's it's all It's like animation, but it's like, they did that with the movie in a movie like that too. They basically shoot, shoot the scenes. And they, I mean, with hardy's ownli and with AI generation now, there's apps you can do it with and they cartoonified it basically. I had a hard time coming up with a sentence for this. So I was like, sentence, imagine rotoscoping, fear and loathing in Las Vegas, then watching it while tripping on acid. So I just thought that was a fun box. I would love to see fear and loathing done that way.
Speaker: Yeah. Thank you for inviting me with the movie lingo for today. That is, that is, that is actually a good one. Um, like I said, that Keanu Reeves movie, I know exactly what you're talking about. Talk about, um, it came out in the key mountain early mid thoughts. Paul Giamatti. There was a movie with Paul Giamatti. They did that too. They've done a few movies like that. Yeah. Um, that one movie with Brad Pitt,
Speaker: where it's like a cool world. Some of that I think was rotoscoping.
Speaker: At least during the transition. At least during the transition. I see what you're talking about. I see what you're talking about. Yeah, OK. I was going to say, because that movie is kind of shot like Who Friend Roger Rabbit. but Yeah, it's a very serious one. So we're going to go ahead and go into our break. And we will see you in about three minutes.
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Speaker: Oh, it's amazing. Ooh, the Muncher Report. Oh, my back. So the next movie we got coming up is a Judge Dredd fan film, but it focuses on the character Judge Minty. Right. I don't know. ah I don't remember a lot about Judge Dredd Cannon, but he was like a partner.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I've always seen the first judge, Judge Dredd, the one that had Robert Shiner in it. um So I have no frame of reference. So I there's the Sylvester Stallone one, the first one they did and they did another one, a remake or a reboot or whatever you want to call it.
Speaker: I like the, I like the second remake more. I have not seen it. It had more of a serious kind of, because I mean, Rob Schneider, he just brings that comedian really to a movie with Sylvester Loney, you know, it worked. But this, the other one has a more gritty, serious kind of, um, uh, uh,
Speaker: ambiance to it or aesthetic and that to me is more reminiscent of the comic books. So this one I think I like I said we haven't watched these. I think this might be a foreign film but it's definitely dubbed in English at least. Okay. I couldn't tell because like I said I didn't watch it through. You just kind of check to make sure it worked. Yeah I wanted to get a clip just to show people on TikTok. Right. You know when I promote it but um I've always been sort of a fan of Judge Dredge. I, Judge Dredge, I kind of like that, that future dystopian, totalitarian, fascist. I don't like, I don't like that stuff, but it's a, it's a depiction of it. concept and concept like It's a concept. It's like, yeah, it's, it's, it's a good story. Cause you know, Judge Dredge himself, he goes to that, that whole thing, you know, that, that inner turmoil, I was like, am I doing is, is, is what I'm doing right? I mean,
Speaker: is it more? Oh, you lose that mold limo with with that character. So all right, let's go ahead and get this up here. Yeah. Not for profit film, apparently. Yes, it's not for profit. So again, everything I'm going to show live will be Creative Commons. Yes.
Speaker: number one thirty three to forty six a leftover diner so like henry cornway Okay, I'm already not mad. I like the security footage kind of set. It makes me feel like this was fun in Russia or somewhere earlier strike east strong of yeah corner du on yeah.
Speaker: No shit the guy who plays minty in this just a picture. It looks like no shit. It looks like Trump learned text our ability Yeah, if if you notice the the thumbnail it kind of looks like fucking The guy who's playing judge minty he looks like an old dude, but I think this might be like maybe he's supposed to retire
Speaker: Yeah, yeah Yes, this is definitely Eastern Europe judge print one of those helmets and send it to Trump do that 3d that 3d that helmet that helmet came off the fucking hose fucking Yeah yeah
Speaker: gotta keep man theses two Okay.
Speaker: This is why I had always had a problem with Judge Strain. Everything he's wearing, like his badge and everything, is huge. Practical. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you couldn't function with wearing that at all. It's like comic book - Yeah, it's very comic book -y.
Speaker: That helmet does not stay straight on his head. No.
Speaker: Yeah, it you you have to constantly adjust it, kind of thing. Okay, some weathering could have been done on the gun. Looks too brand new. Weathering is important. This is meant to be on this helmet.
Speaker: That's, that's dreadful.
Speaker: I think it says it on his badge. Stay with me, Bill. Where's my Hwacken? Oh yeah, I see it, yeah. Where's my Hwacken? You know, the CGI is not terrible in this. Mm -mm. You know, money got spent on time. I dig it. I really dig the, uh, the grittiness, the, uh... Yeah.
Speaker: Like the production value is it's pretty decent. Yeah. Kind of has that 1984 kind of movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I dig that. Like original Ray Brunner style.
Speaker: Old man, you're getting too too old to ride the motorcycle. Old for the shit.
Speaker: That, that should have been a line. Yeah.
Speaker: It lived. I'm afraid I've had to put in an adverse report, Mindy. Your reactions are slowing and your judgment is faulty. Well, yeah, he's like 90. Jesus.
Speaker: They stay judges until until they intention they die. They're like Supreme Court justices. yeah really We keep going until we're fucking
Speaker: That that he looks like. That kid looks like a a wish version of you no longer meet the men of a really hard dude to marry court and Cox.
Speaker: Dan Arquette or? Yeah, like David Arquette. Yeah, David Arquette. He looks like a wish person over David Arquette. Start getting strange notions. Like maybe people aren't so bad. Maybe if we treat them with kindness. Once again, weathering. That's going to be my biggest nitpick of this whole thing. Yeah, it looks like they just pulled that right out the 3D printer.
Speaker: Yeah. I guess that's when you know. Somebody bought a 3D version of this movie, I'm just saying. I'm not mad at them. Or in the contract with somebody. Yeah. I've earned the right to teach at the Academy of Law. I've been on the streets too long, Joe. Joe. Joe, please. There's only one way for me. Time to put me behind the desk. Hang up my spurs.
Speaker: I'm just saying, like the amount of we lack of weathering is seriously driving me insane. Those are fucking Harley's and I want one of those. Right? Those are, those are like fucking road keys. Just all dressed out. well Yeah. miny you have served your city with distinction Zero weathering on their weapons. That dude looks like he barely fucking will walk, man. first earth ah your olympic the remainder of your day like he It looks like he should have retired like 20 years ago, like when he yeah when when he couldn't run anymore.
Speaker: So the costumes compared to like the Hollywood movies definitely are not up to par. Yeah, they're not. Well, once again, it it comes down to i don't they didn't weather them. They're all too clean.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I can understand like a ceremony like this, but when he's out on the street. Yeah,
Speaker: So far, dude, I dig this movie. I'm not mad at it. I mean, the the
Speaker: The writing's pretty good so far. The writing's not pretty good. it ah It's not deep, but it's it's... It's not Shakespeare, and it's not Oscar worthy, but it's decent. It's coherent. Yeah. The plot seems to be, you know, moving along correctly. There's no holes.
Speaker: So what do they just... When you're... When you're too old, of you just get sent out to... Pasture? No man's lab? I guess so.
Speaker: I call bullshit. That sucks. I thought he had an option to go be a fucking teacher. Or or at least, you know, still live in the city. you know might be one of the Might be one of the societies, once you're not a person that produces, you're thrown off the cliff. ah Yeah, you gotta put on the, Eskimo put on the, what's it called? The rap? Yeah.
Speaker: And there's there's actually, there's recorded civilizations that were like that. ah yeah you There weren't very many of them, but they would treat their old elderly as horrible. Once you like slow down the pack. You know what's so interesting? They let him keep his uniform. Which you would think mate would make you a target in no man's land. Right? i mean I mean, like, you know, it's like a cop going to prison. Like there's people in there that gun in for you.
Speaker: So once again, the bad weathering driving me nuts. That gun is mint, and he's cleaning it. That's a laser gun. What the fuck's he cleaning? Well, he's cleaning the circuit boards. And the circuit boards look like the back of bullets, but whatever. There's radio chatter in the background. Radio chatter in the background, yeah. Yeah, and I heard dreads' name pop up.
Speaker: Hey, you forgot your helmet. Where was this filmed? I'm going to look up where this was filmed. It's still just out of range. Cursed Earth welcoming committee.
Speaker: Just out of range, but I can zoom in like 14 miles.
Speaker: look well the crazy Oh, by the way, this came out in 2013. So it's it's it's quite it's quite aged. Yeah. Hand me to their trophy collection.
Speaker: They're just putting guns on his own balls. He did.
Speaker: Oh, shit. The wish version of Voldemort there. You know, like I get it. The like his stuff looks too clean, but like the costume design for the for the bad guys. yeah they they Yeah, they're done well. They actually weathered their shit. Well, they i guess i guess the the the the judges would have the best equipment like newest shit so that kind of makes sense why it's not all messed up like a scratch they give you a new one oh my god sorry we got 14 on the floor
Speaker: So every judge that opts for retirement receives full honors and must leave mega city one to find a good death in the wastelands. So it's kind of like a, kind of like a Viking thing. If you don't die in battle. Yeah. Yeah. You can't go to Valhalla. Yeah. Well, it's not where you can't go. Well, yeah. Uh, but like, yeah, like you, either your judge, you want to die with your boots on. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, either way you're dying with your boots on because if you retire you gotta to go out to wasteland or you die as a judge in the city. So either way, like the only thing you got looking for is death. But if you're that old... here la mua most to my grade earlier this year They out there. They didn't give them any boots.
Speaker: if I'm lucky. I can't find where this movie was filmed.
Speaker: Yeah, this Kurosawa ask right here. You know what I mean? It's like... Oh, the scenery are the scenes. Yeah, the... Are amazing. The way they set up... The locations are good.
Speaker: The knees on the same, knees on the same, or whatever it's called. I'll have to do that for the next move. I see his decoy. A bit obvious, but OK. Suckers! So I was just reading the plot. Apparently he's like in his 60s or 70s, so he's probably like late. Mid. OK. So yeah. Dude, that's a hell of a shot for a peashooter.
Speaker: Honestly, I think I'd like just let me back on the motorcycle and I'll buy it that way inside the city. Right, yeah. Yeah, exactly. There's got to be a bank driver around here somewhere I could go one -on -one with. I mean, if those were my two choices, I would just stay a trucker. Yeah. Is that a trucking bullet? Yeah. Nice. Ah! He said, ah!
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Speaker: I'm sorry, if I'm in the wasteland, I'm not wearing my judge gear. He's old and slow, but he's, he's smart and conniving.
Speaker: Hurry up, see if she has a grandpa fish. What'd you say? He said hurry up, I know she has a grandpa fish. Yeah, I'm kidding. Or some food because they didn't leave you no food.
Speaker: make it sound right You think cannibalism would be a thing to do out in the wasteland? i Why not? Nobody's going to judge it. and If we did more to help them out here. There's no law. Yeah. Maybe. All right. Is that about halfway? Yeah, that's about halfway. It is about halfway. This is actually pretty good. I was getting into it. I'm not mad at this. I'm not mad at this. This is pretty good.
Speaker: So let's go ahead. Being that you were able to find the synopsis kind of. Explain that I wouldn't call it a plot hole, but you know they didn't explain why he had to go out in the middle of nowhere, but you were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, I guess that's that's part of Judge Dred Cannon. So I guess if you're a Judge Dred ultra fan, you would already kind of know. yeah yeah weird comic book nerds
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Speaker: yeah Alright, so we left off with Minty in the wasteland. He had a encounter with ah the bad guy, encounter with this dead chick, and we will go on from there. She looks a little clean to be living out in the wasteland. Like, her hair's not greasy and stuff. That's just a cool mask. I think that's... Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know what it is.
Speaker: Yeah, they're pissed. They feel the only girl.
Speaker: I get it. i think mad This is a wasteland. That was the only one with the GG for Miles. Yeah. night old man wased That to brush his teeth. They're obviously fake. You can tell in that scheme right there. Do you notice them? Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, for a late 60s motherfucker, he can can throw it out. He can scrap, man. Yeah.
Speaker: OK, the choreography is not terrible. No. I mean, the choreography is not the greatest wave. No, it's not. This is cool. That's cool. I love that. Dude's got superpowers. Yeah, so in the Judge Fred movie that they remade,
Speaker: There, if they go in, they go in, that would really hurt. That would hurt my ability. It's actually a pretty dope, though. It runs a lot, Bernal, man. That's me, just walking across the living room. room He probably only ran two feet. They filmed it to make it look like a mile. Yeah, but he's tired. I'd be tired, too. Forty -four. I can't run that far. I'd be like, God damn it, I want my motorcycle right now. Yeah, that's another thing. Give the man a motorcycle. They're already sending him out of the wasteland. I dig the makeup job. like they They put some decent thought behind the boss.
Speaker: Granny, they're on a budget, so that's definitely CGI now. Not too bad.
Speaker: You just got hit in the face with that. eagle I really want to know where it looks like it's filmed over in East Europe.
Speaker: Yeah, this is you're speaking English perfectly. It's not dubbed or anything, so I don't think it's a foreign film. I hate to be a bear, man knew buddy but there are some countries in Europe that speak English. Just saying. Oh, yeah. Do not move. We have you covered. Remove any weapons and place them on the ground and ground in front of you.
Speaker: Like, no. We're in the wasteland, motherfucker. I'm not working with my weapons. I'm staying strapped. yeah
Speaker: Besides, I am the law. Is that something following him? How many of the poor souls made it out of town? It looks like there's something invisible following him. Yeah. Or at least they're making it that that impression.
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Speaker: as a grand Pretty bad. Like I dig it. It's not too much, but but it's like it's enough to make him look ominous. Well, he has to do it with the psychic power. So he doesn't look strong. Yeah.
Speaker: See? I think these helmets are functional, obviously. What do you mean functional? Like night vision, IR. Oh, OK. Not geckos. Those are invisible. Think about it. That's kind of cool CGI. Huh.
Speaker: Reminds me of lizards from the Mortal Kombat movie. I was thinking the same thing. Yeah. You know, it's not terrible. I mean, you know, it's a like usually when you do CGI like that, that takes a lot of work.
Speaker: Dude, don't take your helmet off. You won't be able to see them. He's hitting on the head. You're going to blow your helmet up? Yeah, I think he's using his bait for those things.
Speaker: I don't think he planned to live this long. No. He's probably going to die when he runs out of ammo. He has an expiration date. Yeah. Don't come at me, man. Yeah, I'm good. My bad.
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Speaker: This has got to be in Georgia now. Yeah. Like why the southern accent? I don't get it. Dude, what's up with the gunu to attack to the chain? Like a pet? A gimp? You've got to have a gimp in all the movies. Oh, I guess. I'll just have a gimp in all the movies. Yeah. There's going to be a gimp somewhere. All the despotic movies must have a gimp. Dystopian, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, Dystopian.
Speaker: So here's one thing I don't like about this so far is he's spending too much time with this lizard shit. Yeah. And it's ah it's like love you should attack her. Well, just like let's stick with the main point. I mean, I don't know. It just seems. Yeah, you think they're trying to get too much. and Yeah, an unnecessary ad later. I don't know. Maybe they're working. He said I am. I want that man.
Speaker: I like it. Oh, he did have a set to blow. Yeah, he said it. But he was going to blow up the lizards. I thought he was going to blow up the lizards. Yeah. That you come by way. It's an honest bet he loses it.
Speaker: And now they got to fuck up the lizards. I think the lizards, yeah, are going to help out Judge here.
Speaker: My dog is barking on speed. He's scared of the lizards.
Speaker: That was a cool mask. Yeah. That was like a leather -faced mask, almost. Yeah, but he had the hat, like, uh... Is that dude wearing a fucking pirate hat? No, dude, he's stealing from fucking... Sláinte on something, man.
Speaker: He's all dressed up like a British freaking. Yeah. Like a brigadier captain. Well,
Speaker: but you do have dancing with hockey sticks here. Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm dating guys. At first I was upset with it. Now I'm not upset with it.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, he's dead. Whoa. Oh, shit. Them lizards don't fuck around, boy. I was not expecting that. I thought he was going to get out of that. I did not see that coming. I thought Minty was going to get that kill. Right? Holy shit. Well, that's because he's old, so he's got to be more clever.
Speaker: Yeah, I guess that kid's still rocking the pirate gear. Got away. Don't forget your hat. Yeah. But the psychic dude. The psychic dude, didn't he? Yeah, he didn't make it. Uh -oh. Shoot him. No.
Speaker: wait There's no laws, and he's already used to passing judgments. That kid's, that kid, he sounds British. It wasn't me. It was Aquila. He took me when I was a child. Did he call him the queer? It was fight or die. I don't know. It was fight or die. Fight or die. Well, are you sure he died? I wouldn't trust him. I wouldn't trust him. He looks like a little vampire fuck, though. Yeah. You know what he looks like? He reminds me of Corey Feldman. Yes! Right? Which version of Corey Feldman from Lost Boys?
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Speaker: Damn, he shot him. The dude with the leather face mask kind of looked like, what's his name, Walter Goggins in Fallout. Ooh. God, are they making a second season of that? sorry They are. They are. Oh, that was still good.
Speaker: He's like, fuck this. I'm coming out. Going back. Going back. This is bullshit. There's lizards out here. So he's going to go out in the wasteland and bring justice to the wasteland. No.
Speaker: Yeah, because he took down Noah with justice. I don't know how I feel about that. Well, he can expand the town. Just because he puts justice doesn't mean he's just like, I'm just going to be going out and shooting all the bad guys that live out here, which is all everybody. Yeah. You know what I mean? Well,
Speaker: I think what he's, you know, as far as we tell, he took out all the bad guys, but you know what? I'm not mad at this movie. and um Oh God, I liked it. I really did. Go ahead. there the the I do have to say the worst part about it was the non weathering on judge all the judges' gear. Like they were freshly minted.
Speaker: But this dude has been a judge for, you know, since probably 20s. So what the hell? You know, you get new gear every day, but um the CGI, um surprisingly really good. Like, I... This one, I think, was older than than the Jurassic Park one. Yeah. And compare compared to the Jurassic Park one, I think the effects were better.
Speaker: Yeah, I agree I Didn't see the lizards coming, ah you know, I there was something we didn't see coming. Um for that I'm jumping it up but I Think The in the acting wasn't terrible I didn't like that judge only killed three people like he killed yeah, he killed the the wish version of ah lost boys um he killed the girl and he killed the the guy dude with the tracking bullet that was it everything else was done by the lizards um so all in all i'm gonna give this three and a half damn okay yeah i you know like i said i'm not a big uh
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Speaker: I'm just writing this down. um So, I actually really enjoyed that like a lot better than the first one. I'm glad that that just randomly happened to be the one we finished with. Right. And what are you talking about? Renew.
Speaker: like what do you make my my my antivirus is asking me to oh yeah mine does that every day ah renew my subscription because it ends in 259 days yeah i can't close it i want them to don't want to forget all right it is so uh i wasn't I was impressed with the costume design. I agree with you when it comes to the detail on like adding some patina to his uniform. Yeah. he's beautiful I do understand like when he's retiring, like everything is going to be fresh. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, but like but in the in the opening scenes, his gun looked like it just, that was the first time it had been out of the holster. He came off the prop shell and just like. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: and But yeah, I think they could have done a little bit better on the actual weapon. a Make it look a little bit more realistic. It did look very toy like so yeah, it's literally we went to Toys R Us and spray printed it black. Let's be honest. um I really liked the writing. The story flowed well. um I like the no major blood holes. No, I like the fact that they showed the character as you know, he was a
Speaker: He was a judge, he said cause he's got some grit and some fight left in him, but he's he also realizes that that he he's came to the conclusion that he's old. And he is slow. So he's, you know, he's got, but fucking slow took on all that thing well well, he's smart. He's got some experience. So he's got some tricks up his sleeve that he brought. And I like how they apply that with the lizard scene. Cause at first I was like, what the fuck are these stupid lizards? Why are we distracting from, but the way they worked at any game, that surprise ending, like I literally thought that meant he was going to get the kill on the, uh, the, the, the team move scarecrow guy, yeah which I honestly really thought was a cool character. Um,
Speaker: dances with hockey stick because I liked him yes dances with Casey Jones yeah well it dances with Casey Jones because he had the whole Indian guard and then the Casey Jones mask with feathers on I was like pick a genre dude stay in your lane calm down um um This was made so so long ago. there's There's not a sequel or a follow -up or anything, but I'm gonna look for another Judge Dredd fan film, because this movie kind of re -sparked my fandom of Judge Dredd. When it comes to a fan -made film, there's a lot of them out there that are really shit. These two, granted the first one, we watched the the Exodus dress world thing,
Speaker: Major plot holes, uh, I think they they rushed into Like they were like we don't care about the script. Let's just do some action. Uh, where minty minty I like how they showed judge dread he was in it um obviously it's not still owned because you know god forbid but the sets were amazing. Yes, the set designs were great. The transition time wise, like each movie was about 27 minutes long. And I pointed out the linear trajectory of the first one, which I thought was shit. But if you compare it to this one, you can tell that it was shit. the first one Because this one, the transition between the days and somebody went to film day
Speaker: Yeah, this was done. Yeah. like another one was like or like we've watched our duck And this one was right. Well, yeah the first one reminds me of it. Like when we watch range 15 as good as range 15 is the production value.
Speaker: was not there because these guys, they're they're not film oriented people. They're just, hey, let's have some fun. Let's make a movie where judgment is obviously somebody went to film school and took that knowledge and put into this. room So I'm glad you brought up range 15 because the Jurassic Park one, Jurassic world one, seeing the acting chops were on the same level, but the writing was not good. No, it was crap. So, but they were on the same par, but range 15 were lacked in writing.
Speaker: made up made up for it with the comedy in in comedy exactly and the ridiculousness of the government yes yes exactly the Jurassic World one that we just watched i feel like they let they the committee the comedy they tried to write in there was drier than the rest of the writing. so no comedy money It needed it needed some more of something. But it was it was I think they relied too much on on their military backgrounds. Yeah, they were like, we're gonna be super serious. This is just like the Jurassic movies. And then in their CGI, while not terrible still shit.
Speaker: where I would like to see the Range 15 guys do a Jurassic World movie. I think that would be amazing. I think that would be awesome. By the way, I follow their YouTube channel. Oh, my God. They're hilarious. They're hilarious.
Speaker: I'll have to check him out. But let me give my rating real quick. I actually have the same rating. Man, this is like we've matched up tonight. Yeah. And I did have this picked out before he even said his. So I don't want to see them copycats, motherfuckers. No, but it's one of those things is like you and I appreciate movies in a similar way for different reasons. But like, you know, in the past, we've had like, we were very close on Terrifier 2.
Speaker: why We're off by 0 .5. Terrifier 1, I was way below you. Top secret, we were off by half. Great Outdoors, we were off by a full point. Hitchhiker's Guide, we were off by a point. Grandma's Boy, if most of the things were off by half a point or if not a point. And the things we didn't like, or or one liked and the other didn't, were off by a large amount for different reasons. So so these movies, you and I appreciate them in a way where
Speaker: um we're We're film buffs, we didn't go to film school or anything, but if we were going to film school... Actually, I did take... I took film 101. I watched a lot of shit without a put Tarantino on the nonsense on the network, I'm just saying. So I have actually had formal education on film, but it was so long ago.
Speaker: There's a lot of things I forgot. There's some things I do remember. And but this is actually starting to kind of knock some of that loose. So yeah. Yeah. looks like I'm going over over the movie lingo. I've been noticing I'm starting to remember shit that I learned. So it's pretty cool. anyway the the The beauty of of minty, judgmenty.
Speaker: You could have told me that this movie was made yesterday and I would have believed you. Do the whole job. yeah The production value is the CGI. Like, you and I both do stuff for the network where, we you know, we make posters, we make videos. We're not even working remotely. it Like, we dream to be on that level. Where I think if we spent about 45 minutes really working on something, we could do the Jurassic World Exodus animation.
Speaker: Yeah, it's funny that I i was thinking if if all three of us, four of us, five of us, six of us lived like next door, like close to each other. Dude, I would love to like break out the camera and actually shoot some fucking. Right. and shit That would be amazing. I sent you a TikTok I'll talk to you about after the episode, but I sent you a TikTok that I want to do. Or else.
Speaker: Man, these gummies are food. They got me chilled tonight. Nonsense and chilled, baby. Yeah. No, but like I said, I think these movies are, you know, for fan made food films.
Speaker: they They were both watchable like I would watch judgment again, and maybe not tomorrow or something like I'm like show my kids Hey, if my kids weren't like if I was in the judge dress, I'm I've seen the first one. I've never seen the remake I was like it it is what it is. It's not my top I'm not I'm not a I'm not a big Stallone guy. However, I do look salty. Dude, I should you not give the give the recent one a look i'll getnna adopt i think I think you know what that's what I was gonna say watching judgment II what makes me want to watch just read the new
Speaker: so the So the newer Judge Dredd has that same kind of grittiness to it. this theyll say like Like it had didn't have no comedic relief, really. And that was the thing. There was no comedic relief in Judgmenti, but it's still strong. Because it it, yeah, yeah. I mean, usually both serious films. But the fur but the Jurassic World did have a couple a couple of lines that were supposed to. They took a couple shots at each other, but it was like, that was the weakest shot. The one guy told the chick, you know oh, you're in the airport, so they don't have air conditioning at the island. That is the cheapest shot ever.
Speaker: I would've hit colder. There's no desk. You can sit behind, but whatever. I've drank beer with Marines with better Air Force jokes than that. That's saying a lot. Exactly. And, like, that was a real weak sauce joke. It was like, let's do something so mild that we can never get in trouble for, kind of thing, you know? That's why I do the retro commercial, so we can laugh at those, because we need some enough. Yeah. Oh, my God. That Pepsi commercial, the dude getting hit with a 2x4,
Speaker: I love that every time. And the dude with the, he's like, are you ready? No. I'm good. Um, no, but like judgment. I think it was really good. If I had to choose one or over the other, like if one didn't exist because we're getting two for tonight, I think I'd definitely get rid of the dress world Exodus and put minty up on top. I think it was, it was excellent.
Speaker: I think, um, I like doing this. I think I want to do this at least once a month. I want to aim for that. So I, I like you bringing up a film. We can actually talk and everybody can actually watch it with us. Yeah. hopefully matter what we're back on youtube Yeah. I was just about to say once we're back on YouTube, um, wow. Anybody listening to this, we're not on YouTube this week. I'm sure Glick has already passed on the message. Yeah. We mentioned that Wednesday.
Speaker: They got their tally wacker smack from three years ago, three years ago. And I told you, like, you know what? I guarantee you, somebody was rewatching an old episode from back when we were on halves. And it was, it was like an after show. Like we had finished up because we, I remember. Yeah, I was looking forward. Yeah. We used to do two hours and then we, one night we're like, fuck it. Let's keep going. And we did an after show and somebody came in and gave us crap and we were defending ourselves.
Speaker: and they call it gully. Because that was back when we had, there there was a there was a group of people that boycotted us, but still watched us. I don't know how that, I'm sorry, but that's not how boycotted works. So we're actually, it's going to be a little bit shorter show, not too much shorter, about a half hour or so, which is pretty cool. That's why kind of like this too. um Before we roll out, you want to go through the week, bio links, and all that good stuff. Yeah, so don't forget everybody, Monday's Speedway Stories is Cold Blooded Conversations with Wally. And not long after that is Men Carrying for Men with Lieutenant Dan Connor. We saw him in Jurassic World today.
Speaker: um He lost his legs. Wednesdays, or sorry, Tuesdays, Glick and Glitch House music. Now, I do have to reiterate ah Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve and all that fun stuff. We're going to be not necessarily on the air. We haven't really nailed it down. We're kind of working on those. um is' go it ahead or miss It's be a hit or miss. We're going to try to do something one night where it's kind of just all of this hanging out.
Speaker: Yeah, we did on show. But yeah, we kind of you were all an all in one episode kind of thing. We're thinking about doing that on Thursday because because we got families and stuff that we want to spend time with. I mean, we spend so much time with you guys. Speak for yourself. And then Wednesdays, of course, is what the fuck news where we tell all the news that is news and make you say what the fuck. What? Thursdays as soon as I next Friday show is Friday the 13th.
Speaker: isn't really, we're not watching it really. um We're not, we're not, we're not. no I just found that funny. Why couldn't this happen in October? Right. But, and then next Friday, we are watching the greatest Christmas movie of all time, Die Hard. And if you don't think it's a Christmas movie, well, then you're stupid.
Speaker: um
Speaker: Saturdays, of course, is,
Speaker: Cassius corner in the morning, around noon one ish, depending on where you are. And then nonsensical nonsense, open door challenge at seven Eastern. eight And then Sundays is unnecessary roughness with the boys talk about football. And I don't watch because I haven't zero interest in football, but that's okay. It's not a show of mourning.
Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and throw down the lineup, at least for the next two Fridays. Like Jeff had already said, next Friday is going to be die hard. Cause you're right. Hans got to go off that building. The following Friday, I'm going to go ahead and announce.
Speaker: because it's the Friday right before Christmas. I gotta watch Scrooge with Bill. Okay. So, if you guys are a Scrooge fan and wanna watch it with us on Discord, fucking hook it up. I have not watched that movie in forever. I think I've only seen it like twice so I'll have to rewatch it.
Speaker: that one and a Christmas story, the one where the kid's like, Oh, fudge. I think that's a Christmas story. Yes. That's a Christmas story. I love that movie. My, my two, I'm like, I'm not a huge Christmas person, but I'm not either. I really like because a Christmas story is not religious. It's a, it's a holiday story and I love that about it. It's very sexual. I do love a Christmas story. Huge.
Speaker: ah go ahead I think what we're gonna do this year and and and I you know, this is something we can kind of discuss right now Instead of doing my other favorite Christmas movie, which is Nationalized Christmas Great Nation We'll do that next year on Christmas and we'll watch a Christmas story this year ah So for the next three Fridays so it would be the friday after christmas the 20th yeah i'm going with that yeah that's yeah so so we're going to watch die hard next week then scrooged then a christmas story and early lineup because it's christmas and merry motherfucking christmas bitches yeah yeah so we will watch hans groover fall off knock doe plaza because it's not christmas until it happens and then
Speaker: But to watch those with us, Discord. But still, please join us in in the and in the comments, because all these movies have been out for years. So I'm sure everybody's probably seen them. so well And that's the beauty of it. like yeah it's It's not about the movie, per se. It's about our perception of the movie and our favorite parts. are you know the The greatest thing about watching one of these movies with us, especially like next week, I have a little tidbit about Alan Rickman. It's the little things that you don't know or you won't don't always notice. That's one of these. So don't forget bio dot .link slash nonsensical network by the way. Oh, that's right. We're still doing that. hold My bad because I was just gonna comment. That's a good point because we've all seen these movies. And I know there's trivia things behind the scenes or you know, you didn't know you know, what about facts and
Speaker: We I might not know any and some of our viewers might know some and they can throw them down. And that's the that's the beauty of it. you can Yeah. look out from magazine Just shit like that. Yeah. Facts and and and things like that. It's movie club vibes dudes. Yeah. And stoners are definitely welcome. Obviously. That's too big. I need to fix that. I think I'm going to update our background for the rest of the month with the with with the lamp.
Speaker: in the background. You know what? Okay. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, buddy. I'm gonna go ahead and roll credits. Um, Brad Geely.
Speaker: but and So must be a Italian. I'm just saying the best line of the Christmas. Um, we'll see you at the movies and bring your own fucking popcorn.
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