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Nonsensical Nonsense - WrestleMania Watch Party Commentary
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Tonight Kash takes over Nonsensical Nonsense as we watch Wrestlemania 41 join is for the body slams and the championships
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Show Introduction and Vibe
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strength by may i
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fine
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The show.
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Yes.
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show. Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today.
Meet the Hosts and WrestleMania Plans
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My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight, baby. We about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
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but What, baby? understand there all Yeah, up, what up, what up, what up? We live Saturday. What's going on, everybody? are live, Wale, in the building. We are yeeting in Vegas already.
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Welcome to Nonsense of Nonsense, everybody. I'm Blake. You guys know Cash from Cash's Corner. He's taking over tonight. We got Blaze in the building, and Michael Kopenhauer is in the building as well.
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We are watching wrestling tonight. We're going to add our commentary, add our two cents while we watch. Hopefully, you guys are not only watching us, but watching along to WrestleMania. It is night one, if you're not already.
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Go ahead and check us out everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok.
Engagement and Merchandise Promotion
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Shows are live Monday through Sunday ah YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch.
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And you can listen anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the Nonsensical Network. Or simply go to bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork.
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All them links will be there, including a link to Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner. She does all of our swag. You see the shirt? right back here behind me, the black one. but There we go. We'll find it. There it is.
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Right there. She does those. She doesn't do those over there. Those are Mike's. ah but All of our shirts, hoodies, cups, all that fun jazz that we have our shit blasted all over.
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Not only that, but she can customize and personalize anything you would like. The chump catch. But but yeah, so we're going to do things a little differently this ah tonight on Saturday night instead of our normal open door challenge. You know, there are some select people that are welcome to come in if you'd like.
Audience Interaction and Wrestling Commentary
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We'll figure out a way to make sure we get you the link. If you want to come in and hang out with us, you are more than welcome to. If not, no biggie. We might open the doors after wrestling's over and after this one's off the screen because, you know, well,
00:06:28
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I'll be honest. I don't trust y'all. Y'all are some damn degenerates. And you don't know how to act. So, WrestleMania has just kicked off. And unfortunately for Jey Uso, who is fucking Bruno Lumber winner.
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And he put blood, sweat, and tears into this company. He's been bumped down to the first match of the whole night. Yeah, they opening WrestleMania with a world heavyweight champion.
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However... For those of you guys who can see it, at the Stone Cold Broken Skull Beer. Thanks to Blaze. For WrestleMania Brewskis. Yeah, Blaze, they saw him down where Blaze is, and he brought me up a couple four-packs on his way here.
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So, we, yeah you guys caught the show earlier. We did our picks. and Here comes Guns, sir. sir
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Goons are.
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Ah.
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We made our picks. You guys know how we feel about this match. This match is going to, I think it's going to be, Jay's going to realize or live a dream. The biggest question probably of the night is, is Jay going to pull it off?
00:07:49
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Hang mine up. but they're not They're not made yet. I got to get them made. Waiting for her.
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What's his name? I have brought in a double cheeseburgers and bratwurst for dinner. know ring yeah The ring
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yes ah ah tell you what man they are hopping in vegas for for for tonight and they yeah ah fans are excited they're stoked they're ready to rock and roll and but They say a hundred plus thousand Yeah And Mike's back told you Michael Michael was hanging out with us tonight Yeah, We making pics or what
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and i'm back and mike expect i told you michael michael was hanging out with us tonight mother dude yeah yeah that's frankenstein all yeah i'm making fun of this one are we making picks or what already We made pics on cash show but we can absolutely yeah can go about the colonel on We you can break them down some air who's in the man James and guts for this that title WWE title i said the guy who has a title retains the title
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so you're
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it in the cube I'll retain the call he'll retain it by i'll call it he's gonna retain it bye a technical whatever they about one dq a deq
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it like was in the fucking thing right you don't got your yet glasses dude you can put your yet glasses on like Grab the notebook while you're back there. My niece works at a clinic, and they do all sorts of like fixing animals and stuff.
00:09:54
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Sometimes they're already pregnant when they're going get them fixed. And they call it Yetus the Fetus. We just yank them all out and toss them. Yetus the Fetus. What did you say, Blaze?
00:10:05
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I said didn't know that dude was in the fucking match. Yeah, yeah yeah there make fun of uther sam more what the puppy named gother i was distracted by the fica why is this the opening man that you an underpart So because what happened was c punk came back to w w after a tenyear hiatus and when he carried out right he yeah goes yeah it's very that superstar so when he came back um was it a couple months back they there had war games payview
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And it was the original Bloodline, which is Jay, his brother, Roman Reigns, and versus Bloodline 2.0, which was their younger brother and four other Samoan wrestlers.
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But they needed a fifth guy. Well, Paul Heyman, who used to run ECW and everything like that, he's one of the big shots. He was Roman Reigns' wise is man. why Roman Reigns called himself the tribal chief.
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Well, CM Punk is an OG, the original Paul Heyman guy. um So and c Punk said that he would be the fifth member in War Games, why shecon
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but Heyman would owe him a a favor, and everybody thought the favor was pushing this out of the main event so he could finally, for the first time in his career, main event WrestleMania.
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It's not even a championship match. It's a triple threat match. That's tonight. um but But that wasn't the favor. The actual favor was pulling Paul Heyman out of Roman's corner and putting back in CM Punk's corner for tonight's match.
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What is this bullshit? Did he screw his elbow up? Was he wrestling hurt? No, don't think so. weraling her not alex so This is gonna be a this is is water when we do our recap I'm winning and I'm coming back.
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I'm gonna put Michael's pick down here every time for every match when he makes a pick on through is he says go through my DQ If we're gonna call it like prop that's it I Don't think I'll be a DQ in this match. I think this will be oh I didn't say wins I said retains the title. Yeah, I would be cute.
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So guess they'll lose if you bowl is a bad
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He's in great shape. Makes me feel like I could wrestle. um You should see the transformation of of Gunther. He used to be like a big, fat, kind of goofy, dopey dude. Yeah. No, lanky. Not that cut.
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Dopey dude. Yeah. place Blaise was saying earlier he could be Frankenstein at Universal Studios. That's awesome. ah thank the body for ah e There's the real champ Michael Wish I was that but we wish you were here too, man. It sucks. You had to work tonight.
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I'm telling you you could have called off work Positive vibes to your wife
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Ball inside baseball there it was i been song just out city Yeah I can't believe WWE has gotten around of having so many sponsorships and just having them blasted all over the ring.
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He's just trying to pull the people's elbow. yeah similar Jay is actually cousin to The Rock. That whole Samoan lineage. you This Yeet fellow? Yeah.
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Him and his... Is this your time off the fourth generation? um His dad was Rikishi. ah Okay, yeah Jimmy Jimmy and Jay are twin brothers. They got a younger brother solo.
00:13:50
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There's a WWE as well. They're Ricky she's boys Like they could be there are some companies doing some some company somewhere and rustling like they could be and there' are some companies that are very popular yeah matt du and There's a Simone in. this yeah Or there's somebody related to Simone in. Somehow.
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I got these for Christmas. They say... Four letters. One word. He... and say
Wrestling Insights and Predictions
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main of bat jausa so letters one word great ah he a oh confidence go go
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We have like an early like early dinner late lunch We stopped in where Nikki works and you had a burger and fries and I had a big ass thing and nachos Yeah, I'm getting a mother burgers. I forgot to eat last night.
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Oh Star yeah, I staring There's a bunch of them the fridge. the fuck did I not get a hamburger to go? I'm an idiot. When I went to go to bed last night, I'm out there in the kitchen. well He's like, what are you doing? I said, making burgers. I said, I'm eat three of these sons of bitches.
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He's like, no, you're not. I said, yeah, I am. See you later. Walked back to the bedroom. Ate my burgers, happy as shit. and did you way to tell yeah I Yeah, like I said, it's happening, but but i'm not a I don't mind having leftovers because I'll eat them.
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He'll eat them. get up into The about if you don't hear the yeah when you go to a show that was so weird but well my first big time rentling show was that rustle media i went to I'd never gone to another event like large like that. Like there's the local events we do like at, we have what's called Packard hackard Music Hall.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called 2,000 people, something like that, 2200 maybe. And they bring some like little wrestling. Like OVW or something like that. Like, yeah, like it's a local. A bunch of dudes you've never heard of. Yeah.
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OBW is down at Kentucky. It's Ohio Valley Wrestling. They're starting to get a pretty big name. I mean, they're not going to be on this one. Did they have a... Biopic type thing on Netflix.
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Yeah, I love that. Well, I'll know you should I want to go He's got investors in there watch that. Oh, yeah documentary Yeah You were friends around the room you have a big idea oh yeah i can't remember a documentary ah go good great pants yeah you follow one out those i want plant out the world you have to big I didn't even know that you were there. Fucking Glick.
00:16:38
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What do you mean fucking Glick? Zillafatou needs to show up. ah What up, Vladdy Lock? How you go man? Welcome, welcome. Vladdy Lock. What?
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Yeah, and so I think it's only a matter of time, man. We were talking about that this morning on Cash's Corner. So the people on here are also watching us on the radio? They might be. I don't know.
00:17:02
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yeah and out The comments who's watching WrestleMania at the moment what up Chaka? Am I already hitting with the sphere early? he' No No He's way too mediocre looking
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cha <unk> way too mediocre of a looking restaurant He's got like that old school just... He runs with Iron Mike Sharp. Yeah. Remember Iron Mike Sharp? Yeah. big yeah It's just like a very basic, very generic... He was an awesome low-rent heel. Yeah. that's That's kind of what Gunther is. He was like an awesome low-rent heel.
00:17:41
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That's been... I mean, but the guy wins championships, man. They they really do try to... to give him a push he's just so goddamn boring like but he's the general he's the ring general junta big german bastard but yeah that's like he's just well he gets on the mic and he's got that almost terrible fake german accent and yeah yeah we're Talking about place Places that in his commentary from the power of a forge
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ah talking about your favorite wrestler bla
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so critical sciences time down or somewhere we ah breath beyond yes lift up places that in his commentary from the ah power
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I will say, and if they start chopping each other, Gunther's got some scary chops. I would not want to take a chop from that guy. It is insane how you can hear those chops throughout the row overall amount overall overall That was Tully Cash when we went to WrestleMania.
00:19:02
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we were sitting right next to a bunch of people from England. They flew over for WrestleMania. Oh, nice. Pretty wild. Yeah, pretty wild. hey Dude, it's crazy to me. like Oh, so remember when you said you thought you'd seen somewhere that it was streaming on Netflix as well?
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It is for the international audience. Oh, okay. So in the U.S., s it's on Peacock. But for the international audience, they're streaming it live on on Netflix. I did see that when I was looking stuff up earlier for his show.
00:19:28
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And I was like, oh, my God damn. i didn't I hadn't seen that. so But that's really cool they're doing that. It's wild because sometimes they'll cut for like these pay-per-views and they'll cut to like a bar in Dublin and they're doing a big thing. and That's all that they're doing. They're showing the pay-per-view and it's fucking full.
00:19:45
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And over here, it's 7 o'clock for us and it's like 12, 1 o'clock in the morning and they're going to stay there until the whole thing's over until like 5 or 6 in the morning partying it up.
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just tongue splash him oh no He's got his butt his face. like
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about I wonder if Jimmy will show during the match. Yeah, man. I don't i don't know, Wally. I hope he doesn't. hope there's no interference, man.
00:20:16
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and when I want to see this just go straight up. and a glass and I'm counting on interference. That's my prop bet and everything. I got $1,000 on this match, Wally.
00:20:27
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Too bad you can't be here with us, champ. You know, in actuality, I think on DraftKings, you can do prop bets for this. You can do all the bets. I actually... good If you want to run the comments, you can do it.
00:20:39
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It might be a little bit easier for you.
00:20:42
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He said, fuck this, I'm going home. He's taking his belt and going home. Like a little lamb, baby. Like a cash. That's what cash does when he loses.
00:20:55
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Oh, didn't see it. No DQ. Bell to the face. No d hu
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but ah Blaze, you just missed Frankenstein dive off the top rope. Oh, here
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oh there goes the sleeper. ah Jay's going to sleep. ah there's Got him locked in. He's going night-night.
00:21:28
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He's a little spooned him.
00:21:39
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to bring a fan out, man. I was out here sweating my ass off. We're going to get the rope. No rope for you. rope.
00:21:51
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Smash that like, share, subscribe, and ding, click spell. Ding, ding, ding. Don't look how cash is made. Bro, he's a trip when he watches wrestling.
00:22:02
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things Cash. He gets locked in, man. As long as obviously he stays awake, he's locked in watching it. just like Jay's one of his favorites.
00:22:15
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He's talking that trash. He's my number one. Jay's your number one favorite? I thought Cody was. He is, too. He's my second. If I could meet any wrestler... He says, dude, on the ground, he's your favorite.
00:22:33
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Yep. If I meet any wrestler, it would be... I be be Jay, huh? Yeah, that's the one person i want to meet him.
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be Pretty cool guess for the sick
Personal Stories and Wrestling Event
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think it's like that littleing i know that this will happen so it's way je laughin annual things we are able on your mind you but
00:23:12
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right This is something I start. See, in the know, it's always good to start a pay-per-view off of a bringer.
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okay I don't know. He'll probably, he was up last night until after one. I was kind of shocked and surprised how late he stayed up um hanging out with us.
00:23:35
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my He does have to get up early tomorrow. You got to take a shower tonight or in the morning? I'm going to sit a 7. For 7? 7.27 so I can get up.
00:23:47
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How long you need to get ready? Mama's not going to be here until 9. 8. I have to be there at 8.15. Have to be where?
00:23:55
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at the church. I have to be there at 8.15. Who said that? Austin called me telling me I need to be up by then. By what time? I need to be ready by 8.15.
00:24:08
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it's they So that's what she told me. Because I have be there. Okay, you have to be ready by 8.15. I think that's what she said.
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have to be there or I have to be.
00:24:24
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I am curious see Randy's opponent tomorrow. Yeah. total
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day i am a oh close mine definitely i'm curious to see ray randy's opponent tomorrow yeah how this where you about count um and let Yeah, we got a mystery. bo about Oh, here he goes with another sleeper. oh no. No.
00:24:59
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oh Suplex. Rebelly-to-back suplex. Give it an hour. So far, this is becoming a pretty is is this has been a pretty good match. Starting it off with a banger.
00:25:10
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A banger? A banger. Banger after banger after banger. Requiring for Seamus.
00:25:19
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I was just gonna say it sucks that Seamus isn't gonna have a match in WrestleMania but okay she's gonna be hurting Oh maybe ah i' be dope i was just getting ready to say it sucks shame us isn't goingnna have a match in wrestlemania but okay she's gonna be here at
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so oh
00:25:46
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that was fishes There's a new side of James we have never seen them like this expand super kick Jay with a powerbomb of his own you'll see that very often so Super kick is the atmosphere what's he gonna do especially like wrestlers like him Oh like me one one forr know spear oh its one ja is pulling everything out man he's gonna go to the cody road route he's gonna hit as many finishers as possibly how many is he gonna go two corners two corners
00:26:29
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one and now he's gonna he's gonna go to the cody road route he's gonna hit as many finishers as he possibly can
00:26:39
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ah ham many you going go to corner to corner ah he might He's on his third quarter for another splash right on the back of the world champion Michael Cole got it locked in too another corner
00:26:54
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maybe and that will not be enough there's chihuo about be world champion says michael cole the upset of the year oh sleeper um office i'm sleeper and he's got it locked in too Jay's got that logged oh shit and
00:27:20
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and lost jason Holy shit. He tapped him out quick. Wow.
00:27:31
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And Las Vegas is yeeting all night long. That's a way.
00:27:41
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Yeah, yeah, what ish? they did will fit i so
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that's one i
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hell yeah man where's jimmy yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:28:02
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day one ish why jaus so
00:28:09
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I Want Michael Cole eat I want to see Michael Cole out there he What I missed when J one bro, he hit him with a fucking power bomb super kicked his ass Speared
00:28:21
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his ass i want to see being michael cole out there eat his ass off but i asked ja win j one wrote hit me with a hit you with a fucking power bobb super kicked his as spear possess ra three whoo splashes and can move his own sleeper hold and then put him to sleep with his sleeper only five seconds he started tapping out under tap quick that was that was actually
00:28:55
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i'm going come up
00:29:01
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ah that was that was actually but you it one What's up, motherfuckers? Sorry to inform you that Carl Magnum lost the title.
00:29:16
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I'm still here. My co-host. Our other co-hosts. They're out there on the patio. We're out here having some fun.
00:29:27
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We're out here drinking some beers. I missed the end. I lost my first drawback. Are you on the podcast right now? Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:38
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Dude, the fans have lost their fucking minds. It's soon to be Mrs. G. There's Jimmy. I just heard some interesting news. i need to fright and it down I'll be right back.
00:29:53
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ah the
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single
00:30:03
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that's awesome and i'm so glad ja won Dude that would wild right fucking Jimmy attacks while it is
00:30:14
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law ah believes are williams is think used thousand yeah that would be wild right now fucking jimmy a attackon
00:30:36
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ah ba Michael Cole and Pat McAfee are yeeting on the table. Pat but yeah and Michael well on the table yeeting the Spanish commentators are yelling. I need those flags because they have like keep flags. Anyone knows?
00:30:55
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all of it tc so quick and need slides because they have like cheap anyone go You know Rikishi's losing his mind right now.
00:31:08
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His son just went in the WWE Championship.
00:31:15
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Okay, Jimmy didn't attack him. I was going to lose my shit, and I thought Jimmy was definitely going to attack him. don't got... I don't got my third favorite wrestling shirt on. That was...
00:31:25
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youam
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get mess
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that was
00:31:42
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Even through the crap he's out at the belt over his shoulders walk through the crowd man Jimmy by his side hyping them up. This is awesome We talk love talking about yeah
00:32:02
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and the thought be
00:32:13
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It was actually a decent match, too, all in all. I thought it might last a little bit longer, but not bad. That was a pretty good match, man. I dig it.
00:32:25
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I think
00:32:28
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it was a good match.
00:32:32
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you
00:32:35
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possible no Can she get out of here? opportunities There's a girl right behind Jay screaming.
00:32:46
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Stop screaming. You see her in that white jersey? Yeah.
00:32:53
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Oh, commercials. Why is he going to have commercials, man? This is a live pay-per-view or a live paid event, man. Why are we doing commercials? Let me talk to you. Yeah.
00:33:04
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Well, if we didn't have commercial, when we had to use the bathroom, it would miss. Oh, yeah. It's the Macho Man. Macho Man. I thought Macho Man was dead.
00:33:16
Speaker
Macho Man is dead. He'd been dead for a while. That's from the original Slim Jim commercials. Macho Man, and I love that they keep him in and he's still like the spokesperson for Slim Jim.
00:33:28
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I think that's really awesome. Yeah.
00:33:33
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ah think that i i think it's because i don't know if he's got like kids or other family or stuff like that whoever but're they're getting paid from those that endorsement that sponsorship
00:33:46
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well while we're doing that i'm gonna get a question fanatics got commercials and what's going on everybody what you guys get into tonight
00:33:59
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so goodnna We're still going to we're still gonna try to do our normal Saturday night shenanigans as we watch wrestling.
WrestleMania Viewing Plans and Humor
00:34:07
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Just a little more PG to tonight, at least while Cash is here.
00:34:11
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Once WrestleMania's over and Cash is off the show, then it's a different story. We'll have a couple hours of shenanigans and whatnot, but maybe. i don't know. I might be sitting here by myself.
00:34:23
Speaker
Wally, if you're out there still, when do you get off work tonight, Bubba?
00:34:32
Speaker
You're hungry, buddy. Get you something. There's plenty of dogs and burgers left out there. Chips. kind rep <unk>ed by pick data fear ready to run out from the legend nine party game yeah comes to your tax stationship everybody you hungry everybody gets you something there's plenty of hot dogs and burgers left take their chips dura Get something to eat and be on the show.
00:34:56
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I'm looking for my American shirt to support El Grande of Americana. Are you watching, Brian? you want to come up, let me know. I'll send you the link.
00:35:07
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but three Are you watching? is going to get ass hooked tonight because Rey Mysterio is out because he's injured and Rey Phoenix is in.
00:35:23
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oh
00:35:26
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the George, get on the building. Let's go. so out of here. I'm really sad that the final fly match for the IC championship is tomorrow because I wanted to watch it tonight with all this. Three times.
00:35:42
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upon let do to the out it's nineteen twenty five happy fun baby but moming qua eight but the three times three Boys got boys got to meet mom today No to document gift for asking okay
00:36:08
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but but
00:36:13
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ah what
00:36:16
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just don check me like what guys go to her no she's under my seat
00:36:25
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My mom's ashes are under my seat. You know you don't know that? don't care. threes If you want to, Blaze wants smoke my mom. but Oh, that's what it was.
00:36:41
Speaker
I was like, wait, why is he have plastic bag? You're like, oh, hi, Mom. Hey. You just have to step up. please feel ladies it's and Blaze, Blaze and Glick's mom.
00:36:55
Speaker
Look, I'm not responsible for the trip you go on, Blaze, because she was on a lot of drugs when she died. I'm not accepting the responsibility.
00:37:06
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You are. I'm not. i'm i'm actually mut
00:37:12
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i'm not accepting the responsibility you are
00:37:18
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Blaze, i'll be your trip I'll be your trip, buddy. I'll make sure you survive the trip.
00:37:24
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know major no um the same seats yeah better Yeah. Dude, man, like, what the hell? i don't There's so many goddamn commercials and ads. You can click them.
00:37:36
Speaker
Brian's watching. by He's watching. must I it in the morning. after one here I do want to see that live action of how to train your dragon.
00:37:52
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I don't know where they found all the dragons to make this movie. I thought the dragons all died off. Well, you do know that scientists are trying to recreate the Jurassic Park, Jurassic World, so I'm not going to surprise.
00:38:06
Speaker
Yeah, you were telling me there was a new Jurassic Park movie coming out, wasn't there? Yeah, if we start, if we, if the enemy starts dying, Glenn's scientists, Glenn's scientists, they're bringing it back the extinct animals. They're all going to die.
00:38:20
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They just brought back extinct animals. They brought back the dire wolves. now they're going to bring back the woolly mammoths. They're trying to bring back the dove bird. Actually, no, they're going to bring back the dinosaurs. They're bringing back a, I've heard them talk about for years about the, uh,
00:38:34
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I'm blaming all scientists for humanity.
00:38:38
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and kind of i' not madison i'm not mad i bring yeah that over face i think id be pretty fucking dope but she took care to bring back the nightbook somehow they're gonna kill well yeah that's what's the unfortunate thing they are good five because we're goingnna see some teardo flying picking up people rev them and a little bit so that it i'm blaming all scientists for humanity and thank you ratings yeah dire wolves Yeah, dude, you didn't know that Brian they brought back the direwolves because and they became so popular because of Game of Thrones So what was it last
00:39:18
Speaker
Last year, the first two direwolves in like 10,000 years were born. They brought them back. They found DNA in fossils and whatnot, and they brought them back i was using using the DNA.
00:39:34
Speaker
Now we got to wait. I don't know what's going on, man. It's so many fucking hours. WrestleMania could be like seriously three hours, but they're going to run it out to a fucking six-hour spectacle.
00:39:46
Speaker
Just because of, where's my room remote? Um, yeah. No, my Xbox. Now got the tag team champion.
00:39:58
Speaker
Championship now. the New Day is walking out. Yeah, I mean, they're already at 48 minutes in And that last match was like maybe 20 minutes. Winter is coming, Brian.
00:40:15
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winter is coming brian hey, Bri.
00:40:21
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Well, he's brought me some up. It's actually not bad. I don't know if you've tried it. I'm assuming maybe you have. You know I can't find it in Ohio. um But, Bri's, the liquor shop he works at, they sell it.
00:40:37
Speaker
So he brought me a couple packs up. Not bad.
00:40:43
Speaker
I like how they're healed, but their mascot is a unicorn. Yeah. i I think the next time they go, they take a break, we'll probably take a break as well.
00:40:56
Speaker
Yeah. They're not just sitting here through commercial. Well, that's when we can talk. That's when we move on to other You can talk. You know where you leave it on and you can talk?
00:41:08
Speaker
You going to actually talk? I need something to talk to. ha Like the commercials where we get off the WWE and we start talking to another random thing.
00:41:19
Speaker
Blue day sucks. Blue day sucks. Blue day. It's the blue day, not the... It's the what? It's the boo day. The boo day? Yeah, the boo day. Boo day? No.
00:41:32
Speaker
really yeah boom like b o o yeah Yeah, I'm okay with the decision and I have Chelsea green here I'm but likefordable um okay with that decision.
00:41:47
Speaker
However, Bailey got attacked Bailey got attacked backstage. So now Lyra has to find a a Fucking tag team partner. Not that it would be Chelsea, but I Want to see Becky i saying i want to see becalan treatment oh Or we could see a debut. I could see a debut. I could see more of a return. Somebody's going to return to help fly around.
00:42:15
Speaker
George Kittle talking shit to the new David. here but it was thereome that i might return but george kidll talking shit to the dude david
00:42:33
Speaker
now pat packer is going to talk shit to the new day women why i don't know chelsea green is needed chelsea green no chelsea green's fucking overrated over pushed here come the war raiders with the their tag team champions their tag team um fell oh I'm coming out with Clash of the Clans here. Yeah. yeah I'm digging the Clash of the Clans here, man.
00:43:05
Speaker
WWE is all partnered up with Clash of the Clans. I'm digging it. I think it's pretty cool. Damn. I know who it's going to be.
00:43:17
Speaker
there and it's gonna be Yeah, not the fact that they've got the clash of the clan yeah moved on women i be yeah but i i tech so im curious a vaccine partner it's gonna be brand the or he he does not care to put his hands on um you will archel your yeah not other crazy other the fact that they've got the clash of the clan inspired outfits on which is kind of cool are you wearing war raiders war raiders or the new day no the war raiders dude and that's one of the things that i look forward to are like that wrestlemania entrances at the end of the day
00:44:05
Speaker
last year they were having entrances this year it's just kind of like oh it's their gear there was some heat flags for jay's entrance cheerleaders too that
00:44:20
Speaker
i'm surprised there wasn't more i feel like the more we go into it there it's going to be better true my opening continue and What am I doing? Oh my God, he said knocking over Michael's Dr. Pepper who's shaking up, making him go flat.
00:44:42
Speaker
I'm here fucking reach chaos because I'm drunken here on, is this is it Saturday? Yeah, Saturday.
00:44:53
Speaker
Saturday. Nonsensical nonsense slash Cassius Corner slash Blaze does whatever Blaze wants. Hey, I'm just not a wrestling guy. No, it's okay.
00:45:04
Speaker
Nothing against it. We're just watching it talking about it and they just talking about whatever comes up. They have a K on the turnbuckles for a catch. kind of k on The term buffho yeah i look on look on i see planet chest aid cycle um put on it when they show it again i'll show it's in red on it's on the bottom terms that ah been right there and you see that red yeah yeah they has yeah ah sarahru see it please
00:45:36
Speaker
i don't see anything okay one i think you're making a stuff up yeah she so car abouts but behind the red yeah shall What's up, Ryan? I told Ryan to get up here.
00:45:49
Speaker
I'm sending the link. Linky link. thank heing that look at that only term Oh, I do see it down at i think i'm might gom to the baroom kit what let's think i like oh I Turn that off because it was way too bright. Well, I couldn't see the TV That's why i turned it off because you're just like oh, it's making you like see spots and shit you i like i can't see okay either And I'm blind as fuck
00:46:18
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just that more you oh really easy first time i've used these one These are nice. I need to get something like this. you don't have to talk No, I guess I can make them work on my desk.
00:46:33
Speaker
I wouldn't need any more room. Mind your business, lady, before I mind it for you. Why this? Don't tell me my business devil. No, she knows what she... You see this right here?
00:46:47
Speaker
This is the what for, Andy. You don't want the what for. You want a freshman? I'm going to give you the what for. And if you keep it up, you're going to get the what for. I'll teach you later.
00:46:58
Speaker
Oh, I'm going to leave a mark. ah teach you later
00:47:03
Speaker
oh oh go leave a mark so I'm 0 for 1 yeah who are they we got the war Raiders for the tag team champs versus the new day well I would have felt my gut and I'm going beards on this one boom beards beard brothers it's a line by the way see that it look yeah you look good i that hello you you i cant changed my look that way they can't catch Why do you think so much? Yeah,
00:47:39
Speaker
does is a week weak good bodies and who can't catch that yeah the war rate ra dancing and i wish she was gonna be yeah that's tomorrow a fun fact yeah the most all-time make-a-wish fulfillment and boy John Cena and still going the dudes that's awesome everybody who's ever met him or had interactions with him not only that but he speaks like 27 different languages oh i and i like he he learned I don't know how i don't know this but he when they're like
00:48:17
Speaker
In all these other countries, he he makes it a point to learn the language so he can speak to the reporters and the fans and stuff like that. When you know multiple languages, that's called being a polyglot. A polyglot. Polyglot.
00:48:29
Speaker
It sounds like an insult. Like I wouldn't tell Blaze. Stop being a polyglot. I'll be whatever I want to be. You're not the boss of me. Is he styling and profiling?
00:48:40
Speaker
Yeah, he was. was styling and profiling. Little Ric Flair.
00:48:47
Speaker
Glick is envious of Ivar's beard. i am actually not envious of Ivar's beard. I think that's a glorious beard and I and I want to tell him himself Yeah, I would like to take a good job on that.
00:48:59
Speaker
Yeah Oh, that was a bad move hard look checkck that was a bad move click fuck like by name um yes and i Like I like our bars I like his I like his beard man I don't know if I'll ever reach that it's trying to get the people into it weird love not falling for it They don't want these guys to win Who are the bad guys?
00:49:23
Speaker
The new day? the new day That's that's ah the blue. Yeah, the the guys with the beards are the good boys <unk>ur misvan bes are Good but five a three hundred and thirty pound what oh slide ball la Do you have for the morning or for church?
00:49:47
Speaker
you got your brand new genius yeah it's gonna wear land what shirt are you gonna wear but get can find a really nice pair of words.
00:49:59
Speaker
um i wanted to repair the jeans out if find a really nice sho i can find really here carol but show kicks him in the face fine how turn finally you you what i nice said well this shan michaels did those switch in music i want to call it it stupid but cut some Everybody does the super kick nowadays. yes try to double Look at this giant.
00:50:24
Speaker
do all the be you gotta watch this man hitting me right now you got to see this big man guy a ballerina yeah he moves like somebody a quarter of his size Like a cat. Yeah, now he's gonna go up the rope. Like a mountain cat.
00:50:41
Speaker
Top rope? What? Moonsault. Yeah, he moves. He moves like a guy a quarter of his size. And he does not care about his size. He you did it. Handstands, spring rolls. That was not stupid.
00:50:58
Speaker
That was on time. Ugh. to pop down with the rep ah was on time a Boom, my man. That's right. Woods is hurt, groin injury. Is he really? I didn't know that. I didn't know. It's like this area.
00:51:13
Speaker
What day is draft day? NFL draft? Next Thursday. woods have hurt groin injury is he really i didn't know that
00:51:22
Speaker
but i didn't know it's like those are i stratic now but tomorrow but you what what day yeah ah andpora next thursday 24th. We'll actually we'll be live on this. unnecessar ru so If you want to join us, you're more than welcome to. We're going to do a live coverage of the NFL draft. Rick Derrick, the 24th. Next Thursday. good Oh, yeah, you host trivia.
00:51:52
Speaker
Yeah, we're going to do live coverage of the draft. What are you doing? Oh, my shoes my feet oh Like it goes against the laws of physics man found an onmo had their kid yeah on see um the heart sweet niki i god look at this b unreal
00:52:21
Speaker
is is caties's a four hundred pound hes big boy he doesn't like it goes against the laws of physics on the move boy hey move yeah man that's nothing' happen I didn't know Woods was hurt.
00:52:34
Speaker
I know Rey Mysterio was hurt, so he's out. They just announced, well, you were a wrestling fan back in the day, right? Do you remember AAA? but you you were you were a wrestling fan back in the day right there you remember a chipa a would you league right wrestling I mean, I didn't watch it, but know you're talking about.
00:52:52
Speaker
WWE just bought it. What? They own it, so they're bringing back, like, they'll be doing AAA, and they have actively 17 or 18 active hall lucha wrestlers on their roster.
00:53:05
Speaker
So, in June, they announced earlier that they're bringing back the World's Collide pay-per-view, which was where it was it was all about the luchadors. And... and Yeah, Rey Mysterio is by far. The best, the greatest of all time. Can I do that?
00:53:22
Speaker
I don't like me. You know where garbage can be? Where do I say, bro? Yeah, I'm going to do it. Oh, wow. I'm over. I'm over. I'm over. I'm over. yeah we but a walk the city yeah over and i'll show tur
00:53:44
Speaker
but nicely don the yeah I told you last night you're not allowed to take advice from Michael until you're 25. He said, I learned this magic break this magic trick in prison.
00:53:59
Speaker
I was like, nope, don't listen to Michael anymore. Not until you're 25. Boom, called it. I told you. They cheated. I called it. Well, I'm over to.
00:54:11
Speaker
i told you they cheated i called it well i'm old for two Look at them and i'm running away. Yeah, because they do. They cheated. They screwed them out of it.
00:54:22
Speaker
I think what they always need to do is watch a replay. You know, it's funny. Rey Mysterio is out, but Rey Phoenix is in, so we don't even have to change our answer because I'm sure everybody's still going to pick Rey Phoenix to win.
00:54:37
Speaker
Damn. to the weight and bitizing in your div but You always get to rematch cause as a champion So sure they'll roll into
00:54:49
Speaker
but since they turn here they suck up mean you wish i want all this is next them yeah ever associate with the end of their bean for they're gonna come back and wait ah got they problem they gonna rematch yeah always get to rematch clause as a champion for so i'm sure they'll roll into bang Your head right on for that not comes out That's more Ashley and then they just get New day ah do that that works actually where they try their where they go they' all they required
00:55:21
Speaker
and like finally but then i just get she should shift more but you therefore they they get screw yeah you set it new day
00:55:36
Speaker
Yeah, Kobe He said what happened to your muscles, bro look at his pecs did their way over here You know, there's a big detective they were talking there was an article that I was reading and I can't remember why but a lot of wrestlers have that like separation and their pecs are kind of over here and they break the middle of their chest and There's a reason for that with the way like they work out in their diets and whatnot.
00:56:02
Speaker
ah for birdt I got boobs. I got boobs. yeah I got moobs. got meats. We're still purged. Maybe even middies. Middies, huh?
00:56:14
Speaker
Yeeta stickers. One more. meza
00:56:20
Speaker
ye to stickers one more no Petus? That's fetus. Natural abortion day. It's not fetus. It's not fetus.
00:56:31
Speaker
Yeah, my name said that about the animal shelter. Crack me up. Well, when Ohio passed the law, you know, making...
00:56:42
Speaker
oh We recreational here. It was the same time that they passed the abortion law, basically saying it's okay for abortion. We come on to do a Saturday night show. And I was like, congratulations, Ohio. You can get high and kill babies.
00:56:57
Speaker
And Chef was like, that might be a little too far. click And I'm like, I'm just saying, what we're doing in Ohio apparently
00:57:09
Speaker
Embracing. Yeah. Oh, dude, any chance I get. but Yeah, jack yeah I didn't notice that, but until you said something, and then, yeah yeah that chest deformity.
00:57:26
Speaker
There's a lot of wrestlers that have it. There you go. Check. there you go the entertainment check for below it says ill make sure the swords are up Yeah, I think him and Colin Joost are pretty funny.
00:57:38
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Yeah.
00:57:41
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know watch's part of it i haven't watched an all like that yeah ah i'm okay i did see i think he's fun blue jones back and forth yeah on the savage jokes right i think ki and col jones start pretty funny yeah jeyrow and na big and that is one i' on The greatests joke five first time gonna be two brothers in the Super Bowl incidentally, that's why my grandfather won't be watching the super in the super bowl they why Yeah
00:58:20
Speaker
Colin was on the like out to show the morning show that I listed and they said they write those jokes and the other one doesn't get to see them until they come up yeah So it was like honest to goodness reaction. i was like, dude, that that just makes that much funnier. Absolutely. You don't know what's going on. You've never seen it before. That is. Yep. Jade, Perfect Storm person I like her boobs better. I'm going with caution tape. Caution tape. You're not going with what their details are. What's going on with them? I'm here last time. Jade's beast. The chick with the silver hair. She's fucking on Shaq.
00:58:59
Speaker
dude jade's a beast theing with the look his over hair she's fucking out a shack she used to date jacket boston the largest contract william Yeah. She was in another wrestling AEW. I think when she first got started, she was kind of sort of dating check or whatever. i was she's You see when she comes out, she's like just 0% body fat, all muscle.
00:59:24
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body all I love all of you.
00:59:40
Speaker
quick this is ah you eyeballing me there's an answer there not if you know what's good for you bru to survivor becake i forgot about that yeah hovin's bitch
00:59:56
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I was never I was never a big open fan
01:00:00
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that was help we yeah together with universe let the adventure begin i saw like but the other day man i was like gar remember that i watched back in that day golden name core in silver yeah man that thatcar whatever they call yeah i was never i was never a big ho fan that was I wanted Roddy Piper to beat him.
01:00:25
Speaker
I wish. like the hot rod attitude and all that stuff. I was going to be so fake. You're not good Superman. I'm not a fan of Superman. internet Hey, don't let me in with them. I'm all right.
01:00:35
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I made you laugh a lot. going to go stop with our the oh like i'm a little ah you want to take a break while this is happening, or do you want to sit here and talk?
01:00:53
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I got to know about it. We're going to take a real quick break. We're going to take a real quick break. We will be right back. I'll play a short one. Let's do... What's that one? This one? No, that one. This one? What's that one? This is...
01:01:10
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summer this is
01:01:14
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We'll do a and the Howl with the Howl. please so well do hang there we go we'll do a little jewel in the house with the house what
01:01:42
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There's a force inside of me, discredited to break free A brewing storm underneath my skin Raging fire inside my mind All the pain I tried to hide All the words I left behind
01:02:16
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Now's the time to raise your voice and let it out.
01:02:55
Speaker
Together under the moon The primal energy takes the room There's a force inside of you
01:03:08
Speaker
No, you can't push it down any longer If you release your demons now, you'll grow stronger
01:03:38
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Oh it early because they didn't take 30 minutes of like right when we started it she came out yeah, they so we got Naomi and Jade Gargill Park Gargill coming out and last story Was Braun really looking like Rip West yesterday? What?
01:04:00
Speaker
At the Hall of Fame? Brian? Is that what you're talking about? think she's going to go after Bianca next? I would.
01:04:09
Speaker
again they's match walking bond they's gone to we later go so get later get bianca you then you think she's gonna back with bialka next i wouldnt
01:04:25
Speaker
not well park just outside WrestleMania weather report there's a storm coming ble one perfect They got Jim Jim Cantore introducing bucket Jane that insane
01:04:39
Speaker
wait a minute we just starting to take couple oh they got jim cantor he introducing bucket ja that is insane That was something.
01:04:53
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green table we've split resist way it put is time to taste his
01:05:02
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a that was something
01:05:09
Speaker
Probably my second favorite entrance probably. Wait, they got people right there? yes Yeah. yeah Oh, that would be cool as fuck to sit there. Yeah. I just realized that. They got fucking seating right above the ring entrance. What's the boot of her hair?
01:05:23
Speaker
She's just chopped it short. I do like me some jade. I ain't gonna lie, y'all. I do like me some jade. I'm gonna say she her debut. She's back.
01:05:34
Speaker
It actually works. definite the I'm digging the short hair. I'm digging it. She's got a whole Halle Berry Storm look going on. I'm digging it.
01:05:50
Speaker
Like from X-Men? Yes, Storm from X-Men. That's what she was reminding of. She's about to beat Naomi's ass.
01:06:02
Speaker
That's to a different that they made it a street fight. Yeah. That's all this is about for Naomi. I'm kind of surprised they didn't make it like a street fighter. I don't think I've ever seen woman street fighter match.
01:06:19
Speaker
Well, me, Chelsea Green and me, Kim had the ah woman straight fight that up so but of oh well meet ah
01:06:33
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chelsea green and mi ki had the yeah The dumpster match was just kind of like a street fight. didn't really see that one. Like, seen it.
01:06:43
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This is the single debut of WrestleMania. That's one of the biggest games party on single maybe of the recia for that gave cardae charlie wait and excited permission I knew she was going to jump in and just start beating the fuck out of Naomi.
01:07:13
Speaker
I'm going to be surprised. Jade versus... Yeah, well, may have to... jade versus yeah well i i may have to I may have to hard pass on that, but... I'm not going to be surprised if this ends at it. I'm not going to be surprised if this ends at it.
01:07:35
Speaker
Or if they start attacking each other and slamming each other for weapons and stuff. I'm not surprised if that ends up like this. This match. I'm so fucked up. They're just strong as shit, man. Naomi's not exactly tiny, and she was literally...
01:07:55
Speaker
just carrying her around the ring you can tell they're wearing like jumpsuits underneath their ring attires when when wrestlers can have build up their matches are really good and amendment ras can have a build up there are matches ah really good lot yeah if one tell like oh Naomi's done. She don't want more.
01:08:23
Speaker
She wants this match in.
01:08:36
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naomi's done she don't want no more but she was she was as magic saying she's over it i'm not at me surprised if she starts running she's doing the come put name a on my part they help just rap the side of the face done li the tea you here ah she was that but somebody this match is Like a match I do my
01:09:12
Speaker
but like that shes pulled off like some of them mode face plant it right to the ground yeah but way worth i'll take that like Ultimate Sawyer's head got into that corner over there on the she was waiting You do some of the weirdest matches with the wrestlers. I match. what?
01:09:45
Speaker
I also have to sink the water from the wrestlers and make them fight. What do you call your... What do you call your... you're What do you call it with your... Cash has got a whole bunch of action figures and he's got... What is it? Cash's Extreme Championship Wrestling or something like that?
01:10:02
Speaker
Extreme Wrestling Championship? K-E-W. Cash's Elite Wrestling. oh cash Oh, you changed it to cashches elite wreling and like that what i thought it was cashhe iss extreme restless but you went down the three level plan think sure i'm funny like top over west state i Think this should just been a really quick kind of like a really quick kind of just like a
01:10:33
Speaker
like a squash match at the end of the day you know what i mean like that like nice st in there
01:10:41
Speaker
peteran as and get the hell out move on the next move on move on to the next match yeah at the end of the so like ah We got la night and Jacob Oh, we still Ray and we got Brian's boys. It's got a fight. Ray Phoenix So like ja <unk> and accept yeah and control charlotte and the trips ah we still not raining great phoenix and no grande call we got b brian's boy that's got to fight ray penix the duke cargo
01:11:19
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so but did that right now battle out of it the issues fall um so doesn't have to study everybody Oh so oh the baggolia ja goes that yeah these these these body sos they have on yeah i schedule it's kind of surprise i wonder why i went to the bodyu i but but the like little strike
01:11:50
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like little zi ta look are like strike el
01:11:58
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He's gonna get his ass beat by Ray Phoenix is what's gonna happen. That's not a prediction, that's a spoiler.
01:12:08
Speaker
That's not a prediction, it's a spoiler. Just kinda sitting here just chilling watching the WrestleMania.
01:12:18
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ruate place the buy up money ah we comment one kind of sitting here just chilling watching the raal man yeah yeah yeah my children um well is so I'm already bored with this match. The fact that I'm more into this than my actual show, it's funny.
01:12:47
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Well, yeah, i mean, that's going to happen. You're watching something. I mean, and we're going to... I'm also on the big stage. spark Yeah, you you're on the...
01:12:59
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You're on the event stage on the National Civil Network. Hanging out. Pulled him off of the... the ready.
01:13:13
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hanging out that's pull him off of the what hold you out of the training facility so im next i'm ready hope you talk
01:13:27
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sexually been popular I did I really dig in this of Michael Cole
01:13:35
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snow by james hallway slam by ja corio
01:13:42
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i dude i really digging this um the trafficfect of michael cole
01:13:51
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The trifecta of Michael Cole, Wade Barrett, and Pat McAfee. I like it. What am I saying, Todd? I thought you were working at David.
01:14:03
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No. Oh, shit. What the world?
01:14:06
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indecis something i' saying task i thought she was working at dayn now the i bulletproof tree oh shit it vilin
01:14:20
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um
01:14:25
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but like
01:14:30
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got so
01:14:34
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see folks is writing uptsideing gro back and forth back and forth back and forth back until think he wears the hundred out to
01:14:49
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you you do it so you don They play commercials. So, yeah. We don't
01:15:00
Speaker
know. Let's match you. After every match, they play commercials. So, if we know. damn. Reversed ah sma over if you don't call you walk for they ever after every man they play commercials so if we don't tell and the oh oh damn reversed it oh there she goes oh my god unnecessarily strong
01:15:31
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everybody has to get with oh the on sa sent through day cloud yellow that to take card oh there go oh my god so
01:15:50
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unnecessarily strong
01:15:53
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yeah All for a reversal. Oh, shit. So stupid. Wrestling is stupid. Oh, there it is. That's match. That's match.
01:16:03
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please trouble we top oh shit so stupid but okay yeah chicken shootreling yes oh there it is that's matt know that's stupid asma that's i'm three you know so far i'm two and one yep you're a wally or two and one
01:16:35
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and mike's oh and three i'm gonna chase them
01:16:40
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why oh done but taking them off their look
01:16:47
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really plain umnna chase dan my sister
01:16:54
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that for that was insane i can't believe she caught her for that little like kind of jackhammer move man that's insane leave it over yeah the that was kind of that was just insane kind of unnecessary at the end of the day
01:17:20
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What's up, you wrestling fanatics? What's up, you weed fanatic? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17:30
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one false so want to you want to see it we yeah to mother and it's up youresling fanatics i love you weed fanatic
01:17:50
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Yeah. You picking fights with old men again? Damn, I'm picking fights. I'm picking a fight with a truck driver right now. I think i think she's going to kick my ass. with I do. Rest stop stories.
01:18:10
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say it for rest stop stories
01:18:16
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Save it for rest off stories. Don't tell too much. ah only That's the Patreon only Michael Glick collab. We're going to bring people on to tell us their rest off stories.
01:18:31
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It's going to be a Glick and Michael joint. We'll call it peter Patreon fans. dig and i think it, it.
01:18:45
Speaker
Yeah. I just... that is but an noise What's that? when No. You're 0-3 on your pick.
01:18:55
Speaker
Ouch. Thank God. I don't know exactly what I did last year. I'm getting away track. To all the wrestling fans out there, have there been any good touchdowns tonight?
01:19:11
Speaker
No, but there's been a couple good home runs. i Good. god I'm glad. I'm happy. And there was even one slam dunk. more Dude, that giant should have seen this, dude.
01:19:27
Speaker
He's 300 pounds plus. He's a mountain of a guy. you know talk we been Jumping and flying around. Big and rotund. Looks like Odin. Big and rotund. Rotund. why yeah hunt discussion but oh What's that kind of name? The big heavy fucker.
01:19:46
Speaker
Ivar, dude. He's a goddamn ballerina. oh You don't know what I'm talking about? I know you don't. actually yeah Well, she's a wrestling household. and doesn't pay any but I the phone tonight, and I'll tell you what I'm talking about.
01:20:02
Speaker
Blake is in there with the wrestling fans, and this is the non-wrestling fans. But we're all non-surgical nonsense fans. All every day. I mean all day air day, every day All day, every day That's the great thing about non-surgical nonsense Love is to hate us We all have something you like Every day of the week Yeah Motherfucker Sunday, day yes I like that 419, but I'm treating it like a 420 It's always 420 in my book, buddy 100%
01:20:39
Speaker
or on urban spain I am so glad. i am so glad I got to come up here. out there this i found it. One, two. I saw that
01:20:51
Speaker
It wasn't what you said, it was what you were thinking. We can see that tone of voice in your eyes. I always have that tone. Yeah. Seems like why your champion ba but more we can see that tone of voice in your in your eyes i always have that yeah yeah yeah that like Burn down the radio. I can't see a thing. I'm not saying it's resting. Yes, that's me. I'm not saying. I'm not saying it's resting. I'm not saying it's resting. Bitch face is, hey, bitch, if you rest, I'm going fuck you up face. Wow.
01:21:35
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. yeah thanks Yeah. It's I'm party, but I might bitch. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the vibe I've gotten from Dave's back at once.
01:21:51
Speaker
Yes, yes. But you haven't been changed yet, so that's a good thing. i to go to working like it' yeah yeah i actually L of the I look no there's a that me be j I go walk his ass.
01:22:16
Speaker
you What you What are they going to throw in the Raiders? Americano match. Because it was supposed to be after the war. raius I'm not.
01:22:32
Speaker
must no and bell i make ji fuck i don't know but They're talking about asset between nonsense. you sons of bitches. Goddamn wrestling. The next matchup, the matchup I thought of it.
01:22:50
Speaker
god chair maland yeah grew up the next match just out of play you me um yeah and be surprised if they make it This is the non-wrestling That's the table that's the con yeah We're the table like i am not a communist
01:23:23
Speaker
fuck you michael what's a goddamn communist out there i'm goingnna put cuies on yeah
01:23:31
Speaker
Oh, my. I got some stale ass cigarettes. Yes. No, don't know. Just bad people. What is wrong with being pro pro anti capitalism? Global citizens. yes i don't know world's bad people acknowledge what' wrong with being pro pro anticapo do not all the global system i i love knowing but button I love knowing which buttons to push on Blaze to get him on a rant. One random
01:24:05
Speaker
guidelines and limitations doesn't mean it's good to me. I have no match with them anymore. it Prince Richard, Seth Rollins is going to win. That's what you said today too, man. You said Seth Rollins. This is why I love this guy. love you for this right here. This is the world. Look at the world.
01:24:22
Speaker
is why i loved it i have um love i love you for this right here it's yeah the world can of yeah and look at the one Yeah, we're not countries.
01:24:36
Speaker
ah Humans are not countries. 100%. We're not countries. oh Humans aren't countries. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. Humans are not countries, damn it. What is that?
01:24:53
Speaker
Final word on that. What is that? What is that?
01:24:57
Speaker
mr el but but My ideology is... Oh, I told you.
01:25:09
Speaker
Anarcho-Piniclin. That's kind of cool. Oh, the Samoan werewolf. That's what he's got out there. I think of Jack. He used to play that shit. What's that? You're a fucking nerd. He played it on me that first time. So... but you It's a good clip.
01:25:27
Speaker
It's funny. Okay. But fuck Jeff. Yeah, but fuck Jeff. Yeah, but fuck Jeff. Brian, I don't know if you got your ears on out there, but that was a real fucking werewolf mess.
01:25:43
Speaker
Fuck you, fucking nerd. I think Solo's gonna cost him this much. I have not. Not since you've been in it. i'm the new joe I have no idea what's going in the wrestling world over there, Blake. I'm sorry. What?
01:25:56
Speaker
i We don't want to call you this. What? likeation I don't care about the who, what, when, and where. all are I don't care about the who, what, or where. All I need to know is the win, please.
01:26:09
Speaker
got your dogs grandson I don't know. I don't watch wrestling. Do you watch wrestling? Yeah. It was our discussion earlier at the bar when were yelling at your old man. She ain't got time for this.
01:26:21
Speaker
ah we dar times fun you guys whateverver is fuck No. Fun fact. That is the Junkyard Dog's grandson. Fair enough. Fair enough.
01:26:34
Speaker
They all voted for Hitler outside. Junkyard Dog? Junkyard Dog has signed for this. Thank you. Junkyard Dog? My boat is a big one. Remember, I bring your shake. Don't forget that. He was out there in slides.
01:26:46
Speaker
He's this far from David. He's in slides that don't fit him. He's in slides that don't fit him. this bes this far from david i like swallow he's in slides that don't fit him but don't need john ju please one It's your show, bro.
01:27:12
Speaker
what ah yeah ah well if but we um paper works yeah it's your show oh so my day but oh that woman Hi guys. are you looking at I no idea what's going on screen. Chicken jockey.
01:27:41
Speaker
but what's very bitter i didn't realize i was still lying with them back ah you
01:27:51
Speaker
yes wannana shake take giant doy I don't know what a chicken jock is. But hey. We're going to get some chicken. Let me talk to you.
01:28:05
Speaker
yeah i don't know. And everyone's saying. We're going to get an expert opinion on what jock he does. What's going on, brother?
01:28:16
Speaker
we're goingnna get an expert of any on what chicken jawto does ah but round school up brother you You don't know what Minecraft's junk?
01:28:28
Speaker
I figured you were a Minecraft person. Nah. I'm surprised to see you pop up on it.
01:28:37
Speaker
what I'm going with her 30s. Well, yeah. Well, now I don't feel so good. That's my pick for this one.
01:28:49
Speaker
yeah I don't feel so good about my opinion because to i pick I picked earlier. Are you don't want to go with the other guy? That's the black widow. January.
01:29:01
Speaker
This is either going to get you your first your first right pick or I'm going to end my 3-0 streak. I was born on Christmas Day, but I was like, oh Mike's picked the same guy that I picked. That's LA Knight. I'm locking this shit in here. No, my Christmas is not going to go broke because of this bitch. You can drop this for Minecraft, please. What? You kept doing this. What, this right here? Fantasy land? I don't know. Yeah. Backing.
01:29:31
Speaker
but this right fancyy la i don't know yeah acting Maybe. I don't know.
01:29:43
Speaker
Are you free then? No. I don't know how L.A. is going to do it, but I think l L.A. is going to find a way to... I'm getting him online. the dub, get the win.
01:30:01
Speaker
and don but What? i said a whoop can that dog loopop you've got once you wanted one You're horrible. look. um my dog Yeah. You would be nothing without women. I know. I know.
01:30:16
Speaker
ah that this like that day yeah is why men yeah like um you would be nothing without womens
01:30:31
Speaker
In the kitchen making sandwiches. ah that yeah like got born some i the arenna my dad's big oh and the kitchen making sandwiches but rightm here lady you like sandwi Your sandwiches are impossible. like like like like Four patties, five buns, four layers of mustard, whole head of lettuce. have to go through a whole fucking dungeon. My house is your right? Yeah. That's the most insane thing.
01:31:07
Speaker
yeah house is your house friend yeah but as thela cast didn' I heard you out there describing my shaggy like sandwich.
01:31:20
Speaker
i heard out there describing my shaggy like sandwich but I'm a goddamn boa constrictor. It can unhinge my fucking jaw.
01:31:31
Speaker
Yes! But you're not wrong, Blaze. I'm never wrong. I'm never wrong. um through yes but you're not wrong boys you're pretty I Incorrect on it.
01:31:43
Speaker
and please sitting on the couch that like you need do i am and in the world's leading fucking right person yeah and inspiration Oh, okay. I'm lying. I'm lying. Cause I'm not, I'm dumb. I'm and um so dumb. I'm the dumbest person in the world.
01:32:05
Speaker
dont sit if you bring hamburg jesus christ three of them about you all three of paul auby tear oh jesus i mean alderre um crack yeah and <unk> be resident crackett I know where Oh my God. you know how to work
01:32:41
Speaker
du she's nine and so ah did you find the blades and stuff i thought there was an adult over there somewhere and others say they're right beside you in that cabinet i Because I've already lost three. thank like What's that? that Everybody make fun of us. one button. Go. Hit it again.
01:33:04
Speaker
I'm out here walking soothes one morning before work. Sidewalks. One hit the bus. Yep. At 30. At 30. Breakfast? That's the third one. our like too enter ah love like look at theres one That was our technology we thought yeah to hear that harway was my first bachelor purchase when I moved into my... she braet You know but a little brackets like like a little for breakfast?
01:33:35
Speaker
said i ideal enough dumb dos all day that do it you watching i dumbdowns over day i yeah yeah hell yeah there <unk> of a child I'm not saying a few people I've ran off the road. Not my problem. I'm like 30 times more than you.
01:33:57
Speaker
Don't think you're going to fucking good against me. don't like this shit. Do not. It makes you all your wrestling. You're so ancient. This is going to be a very good match.
01:34:11
Speaker
Until somebody gets a match. and and so somebody approachs That's all white.
01:34:28
Speaker
Chicken, legs, breasts, legs. oh You said breasts? where no Balls. Breasticles. got some balls for you, Blaze.
01:34:40
Speaker
yeah I got balls for you, Blaze. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore, man. They had to get me a new bike chain. You can ride your bike with it the way it is. and yeah The chain will pop off and it will just completely stop.
01:34:54
Speaker
And it's making this really loud noise. so it no like It doesn't make loud noises. It's never mind. Maybe maybe one day next week I can try to take it down to the cycle shop. I'm sure they won't charge me a lot to fix it.
01:35:15
Speaker
It just needs new length. I think I might need some new tires. I just need a tiny new change. I just need new change. Oh my God! Or just a wig.
01:35:29
Speaker
first planning new change should is and there like let vi introduce a new chain or just um pardon into group this is all let you are two girl yeah but forward one just to Are you guys on break?
01:35:51
Speaker
Are we on break? There's not on break. I'm the only one on three. Hi. How's it going? Oh, good Lord. but are you guys on break are we on break there's not on break i'm the only one on three hi boy is it going oh good lord We're apparently doing oh WrestleMania at night one. and and Wait, there's more than one night this year? That is so much better. That is like, God, Blaze, you suck as a cameraman.
01:36:29
Speaker
but I fixed it. I made it better, Blaze. i love you pretty glaed How many times did I ask them, hey, guys, the zoom can you look at the screen? Why you focus this in? Does this work? Oh, okay. I walk away.
01:36:45
Speaker
My job is done. I go left field. They're like, no, it's fucked up. i go i go let feel they're like no they're like no they's fucked up Fuck you, Gley. Fuck you, Gley. Blaze, you did a good job. You're pretty.
01:37:04
Speaker
I'm not pretty. I know you're lying now. you're You're beautiful. you know Beautiful.
01:37:13
Speaker
I'm humble, bitch. Be humble. Be humble. Is this shit over yet? Is this shit over yet? No, it's WrestleMania. I hate it. I fucking it. fucking However, two more matches. The main event.
01:37:40
Speaker
so it umm down yeah yeah please I'm so excited. Just let LA Knight get the win. like holiday I'm be an right now. your name again? know. another problem?
01:37:54
Speaker
Fair. Fair enough. Maybe we'll just do the fair but' there enough i tell my mother go maybe we'll just do the show and until rest like ready amentta You're going to early dementia? How are you going to early dementia? forget everything.
01:38:16
Speaker
I'm telling you, man. Solo's going to cost you a man. Don't try ass. 44 is old.
01:38:25
Speaker
You're right. It is old. God, you're old.
01:38:31
Speaker
i don't know who's 44.
01:38:35
Speaker
don't know. I'm, I'm 25. You're 46, please. the big am. Are you really 46? I'm not 46, no. What, 46 or 47? How? How do you think I am? I don't think that's 40 at all. I don't like you're 47. 47. No, you're not. Yeah. I don't think I'm 47. I'm 47. No.
01:38:52
Speaker
yeah again so harder than all there a like forty seven nowway so youre new yeah yeah think important yeah now ah um I don't have my wallet on me. I you. it was up in the closet. I was September 1977. Is it in my car or in your car?
01:39:13
Speaker
i don't have my wallet on me i prove it to i thought it was up in the closet i was september seventh nineteen seventy seven is it in my car or in your car don't believe me nope and one your pur think I almost want say okay because I feel flattered.
01:39:35
Speaker
feel flattered. I'm really younger. I wonder what the BFT stands for. I don't agree with anything. run
01:39:44
Speaker
wonder what the bft stands for
01:39:49
Speaker
that's a hanna but yeah yeah i don't agree like you know know He thinks I'm not you're old, bro.
01:40:06
Speaker
ah he definitely is What did I miss? a Well, J1, I you I'm four and three? You see the shirt back there? He's only three.
01:40:20
Speaker
and i am one like all cash or two and one make his only three like up oh three why don't you think i'm like michael book in heburg you see the shirt back there zone and three
01:40:38
Speaker
Wow the yeah
01:40:48
Speaker
yeah
01:40:52
Speaker
ah oh with another moa is that it
01:41:00
Speaker
oh
01:41:03
Speaker
what but wow jacob Goddamn because I'm I killed my street the streak is dead what about two one Yeah, no interference but
01:41:22
Speaker
Jacob buts oh shit Wow Samoans in the building let's go
01:41:33
Speaker
so but
01:41:38
Speaker
your street is now my streak is over man now we are all tied and unfortunately to end the night out we have all picked the same uh rest of the same winners ray tippy and punk but don't worry dad i'll be 30 in june nice man needs um i'll be thirty in june nice man
01:42:06
Speaker
ah suan what's that coast
01:42:12
Speaker
Well, i the reason that I pick CM Punk is because I picked John Cena to win the title tomorrow over Cody Rhodes and with with Paul Heyman back in CM Punk's corner and everybody wants to see it John Cena, this is like his farewell year, ah his farewell goodbye.
01:42:30
Speaker
so And everybody wants to see the John Cena CM Punk. Oh, yeah. I don't care about that. I'm not on camera. yeah gar No, why don't you be on camera standing behind me?
01:42:42
Speaker
little sexy blaze dance. Time for an intermission for a sexy blaze dance. So I came in to use the bathroom. Can you make that go away?
01:42:55
Speaker
because I can't. ah really I didn't know your thing was a touch screen. Yes, it won't go away. The dog walked his ass. All gas. No brakes. I'm a dog walk your ass.
01:43:10
Speaker
One word. Four land outs. Yeet. Actually, I don't know why that won't away. Yeah, it won't go away. Yeah, it's... i don't know. I'm here. Huh? Huh? What? Did you find...
01:43:23
Speaker
i'm here true ah i no um you find I'll be right back. I don't know why it stuck. duug okay Don't worry about it Don't stress about it. shit' It shouldn't hurt me.
01:43:37
Speaker
no no No, it's not going to hurt me. just go use fast it just makes it a makes it a pain in the ass to try to hit the comments. I will be 24 in October.
Celebrations and Culinary Humor
01:43:47
Speaker
Bye, ladies.
01:43:47
Speaker
The Rock is still piece i will be twenty four in october
01:43:55
Speaker
why ladies the rock is still a piece of shit
01:44:00
Speaker
if you smell all out my upper lip
01:44:08
Speaker
wrestlemania new orleans wrestlemania 42 is in new orleans yeah
01:44:19
Speaker
heard and damn kids still up
01:44:23
Speaker
to he He said he forgot to eat last night, so now he's making up for last night. made all that simply certainly didn we have some do man They knew they were just like simple frozen patties or Chicago style.
01:44:40
Speaker
I thought and I was putting fucking Dijon mustard on there. Like a little Dijon shit. We got Dijon. Yeah, you know what put on there? oh Sure did. It's delicious. It's going to be interesting. You don't like it? Never had hundred bucks for that dog. Really?
01:44:54
Speaker
see First time I've grown up. Wow. Glad I got to pop your honey mustard cherry. All right, um man.
01:45:05
Speaker
Yeah, we do have Dijon in there, Dijon. oh Oh, man, congratulations to Jacob Fatu. Fatu with his first singles gold, man.
01:45:18
Speaker
Samoan werewolf. okay Don't matter Miller light Stone Cold or that blonde got that blonde in the fridge There we now it's coming
01:45:28
Speaker
it don't matter miller light stone gold or that blonde i got that wand in theridge i happyo but so i there we go now it's coming up
01:45:50
Speaker
All your boys coming up Brian if you got your ears out there man What? He's gonna go play with friends and you can go ahead phone to wrestling. didn't like that.
01:46:02
Speaker
what they our response to these you know but i was told put you telling he's gonna go play with friends eat did i even go back ball thereling it great i like yeah I know this whole watch party was like your guys' is idea. um And I'm just like, this whole thing was my idea. I'm out here. I was like, this is like Mike's idea. And I'm just sitting in here alone watching wrestling and Cash is outside playing. And it was like, I could be back in the bedroom being a drunken asshole with a bunch of other drunken asshole. But no, I don't. Great commercial.
01:46:39
Speaker
I love it. yeah want to ah but no i't very con commercial oil people I'm so aggravated. that They do so many goddamn commercials. Actually, that's what we were doing. We were doing this little break music in between.
01:46:56
Speaker
ah You know what? Because she got interrupted earlier. Here's a little bit more Jules while we're watching. There must be some kind of way out of here Send the joker to the thief There's too much confusion
01:47:21
Speaker
Can't drink my wine
01:48:06
Speaker
Who feel that life is part of joke?
01:49:34
Speaker
hey Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense slash Cash's Corner. but I'm here.
Wrestling Stories and Luchador Highlights
01:49:41
Speaker
Rastalina is back. Watching Wrestlemania, hanging out with you guys.
01:49:45
Speaker
got stuffing Glick's wiener in my mouth. Mike's putting my wiener in his mouth. How's my wiener? Nice. I'll say you're a woman? No. You got a wiener.
01:49:58
Speaker
I got wieners. El ah so that's a baby el gu Grande Americano is making his entrance, and I think this has been the best entrance of the night so far.
01:50:14
Speaker
So I want to say shout-out to WWE and Chad Gable, finally giving him a WrestleMania moment and and making it good, man. I'm digging this intro.
01:50:26
Speaker
Old-school filter on it. You see like the old 1920s whatever film.
01:50:35
Speaker
Too bad he's going to get his ass kicked by Ray Phoenix. I don't see Ray Phoenix. Is that making or just for the... So he's an American luchador? He is actually a wrestler, Chad Gable, but he's been getting his ass kicked by the luchadors, so he went on a...
01:50:56
Speaker
all What did he go on? What was it? A sabbatical to find out the dark ways to beat the luchadors. And he was in Mexico. Hold a second. He was in Mexico and met a guy in an alley and he handed him a box.
01:51:10
Speaker
And when he opened the box, it started to glow. And the mask, but he claimed Chad Gable is not El Grande Americano. El Grande Americano is one of the great luchadors of days past.
01:51:24
Speaker
Well, he's gonna win he's not gonna Okay, so we're safe because Michael's picking El Grande
01:51:32
Speaker
you're wrong like a rightheaded the buts vote whats in a box what's in the box boy i'm doing fucking hamburg um yeah okay so we're safe because michael's pick elron Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:51:50
Speaker
Pinchas got the match just greats that theyre awesome yeah called should oh yeah that's right psers got the match tomorrow like three stoogers wallley shut up hurry up and finish your goddamn work day get your ass up here wall Somebody hang out with me that wants to talk wrestling. Brian will come up here and hang out with me.
01:52:21
Speaker
I'm here. This guy. I was too busy chasing on kids. Now they're all gone. That's good. What the hell? Okay. Oh, look. Ah, here we go. Let's go, Ray. okay number ah what
01:52:41
Speaker
let's go right
01:52:44
Speaker
and shit blue Please raise you raise mask on mask. Let's go. can't wait until my boy, his brother, Ray and Pinta are luchadores and they're brothers and they've just recently made their debut at WWE.
01:53:09
Speaker
And dude, they are fucking top tier luchador wrestlers, man. I'm just a dude wearing a mask with another mask. Oh, well. We're done with WrestleMania. I'm popping everybody's cherry tonight.
01:53:22
Speaker
and sorry me i'm just a dude wearing a mask with another the behind ease walk down there card on ten board but oh well and know where donald wrestlemania and top um'm popping everybody's cherry tonight
01:53:42
Speaker
Mike has never had honey. Hey, baby.
01:53:46
Speaker
Shut up, Blaze. Baby, Mike's never had honey mustard on hot dogs before until tonight. What do you think of that? He's the newest.
01:53:57
Speaker
I think he's the newest Lucha on WWE. Yeah, Ray Phoenix, baby. I think he was. he's i think he's a new lucha on w w
01:54:09
Speaker
<unk>enix baby i think he won isnt that oh Shit Dana whites in the house why did he earn his match but He doesn't wear a mask is a
01:54:28
Speaker
youli it's it's a mexican stylele ofre i saw you had to have a mask and to be able and not all of them wear matt but a lot of them do work Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:54:42
Speaker
said for oh
01:54:50
Speaker
five ki go just kick them in the shit home
01:54:54
Speaker
this oh yeah
01:54:59
Speaker
that's austin my oldest woman she's obsessed with all those with ranch oh was going to say all he did She's obsessed with ranch and she buys all the ranch flavors. What? Smell this napkin. Smell this napkin for me.
01:55:23
Speaker
no this matthew smell that's not What am supposed to do now? Dad, why would you leave me alone? I don't know what say!
01:55:34
Speaker
What is this pen? They're both on the floor. Yeah. What the? like there you oh um that my us some color on on the next absolutely up seventy and there no on the floor yeah but what that I don't care and about you. No, not. No.
01:55:59
Speaker
No. Dad, why don't you leave me alone? Don't leave me alone again. I was dead set. That's been my most successful pickup line in life. Is this all right? oh or dad her to leave me alone learn again i ahstead set ah's been now my most successful pickup line in life this is like Never fails 100% of the time.
01:56:26
Speaker
They were a penny gauge. They were both on the ground pointing their hands, beating each other sometimes. So late. Easy, because my cameraman sucks.
01:56:40
Speaker
body here we go yeah i fixed the camera look as my cameraman suck
01:56:51
Speaker
ah he we not have all this I can hear you I might be offended please Yes Yes and to be the answer to that question every time is you
01:57:08
Speaker
it texas please ah you on g ono I Will say is a pretty cool mask Grande no marono so they kind no no or nobody bo america suckcks i was go say wait what happened to my once i was like oh wait i will say it is it is a pretty cool hey put your jacke
01:57:39
Speaker
i will say it is a supreme cool man el grandda had a
01:57:48
Speaker
These things are confusing me and and I do want to say shout out to shout out to To Chad Gable because he's changed video. He still has his his style, his Greco-Roman collegiate style wrestling that he does, but he's done a very good job of transitioning into a high flyer, a luchador, and stuff like that
Speculations and Technical Glitches
01:58:14
Speaker
for this character. um um I think it's pretty cool. I mean, it speaks volumes for Chad Gable, even though he's kind of a douchebag at the end of the day.
01:58:23
Speaker
at the end of the day Come on, Ray. Why the Wyatt 6? I don't know, man. Everybody keeps saying that they're going to show back up at WrestleMania. Because they got transferred to SmackDown and never showed up. Yeah, they just kind of disappeared after they got triggered to SmackDown. was just lifting the belt and was kind of leaning down.
01:58:48
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And I thought for sure somebody's going to come out. Come on Don't tell me this is how he's going win the match. Get out of here. Oh! Ah, I'm sorry, Goody. He got me with it that time.
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One more match in the main event. Just one in the main event. I will say it again, man. All the money Charlotte players wasted on goddamn plastic surgery. She still couldn't fix that flat ass on it. She's crazy.
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Oh, that's cool. That's fucking cool. Go, Tiffy.
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It's Tiffy time!
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Shit. How's she gonna get out?
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ah Right now, we have... You're winning. No, no, I've got one, two......unless big successfully.
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I've got every inch. I'm an absolute superstar of the women's division ever since. Me too. 3. 3. I'm 3-2. And actually, you know what? I think might be winning.
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And we all have the same picks moving forward for tonight. So we got to into tomorrow. ah Wally picked EO. You and I picked Rhea.
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I picked Bailey and Lyra. Oh, yeah, that's right. And then I picked Logan and you guys picked. We all picked Pinta. Yeah, this is Tina, Logan, and Rhea. Yeah.
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logan maria my whatever kind
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but they can have been to lobby
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i itlips polish like even after this match i feel like they can carry this rivalry a little bit just a little bit it all depends on it i'm surprised they shouldn't wait and get see if it's kind of not has the same and i get see it's fair and it has the same call yeah i' been got hey
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more so gross that she's won 14. all you have to say is do that for me dad pretty much no how oh all you have to say is sure do that let me that pretty much yeah depth the time be talking about so best six-time wwe women's champion seven-time women's world champion two-time nxt and one-time tag team champion and two-time women's world world 2020 and 2025. i don't like charlotte
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yeah it turns out they one morning so i don't like fucking charlotte correct my My daddy makes sure that I get everything I want I can't even be an individual she has to use her dad's music she comes out with a road like her dad used to do she's what? Huh? Like Ava or something like that
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and yeah on ah so yeah like it Unless you have good reasons, the only reason why people like chocolate is because she wants everything. we She's well about this name the same colors and kind of pretty much the same here as Tiffany Shredden because she doesn't know what to wear and she has to copy everybody and she cannot do anything because she's a little people who are always invisible.
02:21:49
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Like I said, all that plastic surgery, she can't fix that flat ass. Charlotte and Claire. Right there. More conversation here or there? Out there. Oh, yeah. Nikki's in the ball.
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Nikki's in the ball. Wow. It's her friend. Wow. Her friend is the little. Who do you good evening love? Yeah, that's why they're friends. oh Who do we got in this one? We got Charlotte and Tiffany Stratton.
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Tiffany Stratton. Woo! She's no flair. Well, she's got the name. No, she uses her dad for everything.
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Respect over you. There's Charlotte. She uses her dad for everything. She's a ghost. Turn around and round show everybody your flat ass.
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All that plastic surgery.
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Nothing on her is real, except your flat ass.
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Tiffy time. just Big elbows. Very big elbows. Very nice elbows. He said, I ain't no dummy.
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I know what you're talking about. Listen to his voice. or and i don know we said i know w i know time
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but so and i feel like you need to go back and look at the footage again because I was kicking your ass. You guys are missing it. These two plastic chicks are fighting out. You guys are missing it. These two plastic chicks are fighting out.
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it's level the number the slightest as ever you ain't like What's that? Right? All the bean thing is baggy back there. That's crazy. After all that plastic surgery she has done, she... God, that is fucking... You want to try that?
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No. It's fucking horrendous. It's the worst thing I've ever tasted. Have some. I'm good on that. i'm good on that I'll just take your word for it. Sharing in my misery. I thought we were friends.
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and well what I don't want to be your friend if this is what it involves. that that little chartte picture across the leg Oh, what is going on, nonsensical nonsensers?
02:29:16
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We are hanging out. We're watching WrestleMania 41, night one. Big Tits is beating Flatass. and but Big Tata's is beating the hell out of Flatass. That looks neat. We've got to extra for that in Vegas.
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got to pay extra for that in vegas I believe it.
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The old bread basket. very ne yeah Right below the milk corn. Oh, dang. I wonder where she learned that trick from her dad.
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but a better Oh wow, spread right after that kick in the face. She's like, this bitch. That was the look out of her face.
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she's like got that wants to look on her but This both want to but i swear forgot you doing talk about ah far f r one hundred and i like this question No cap. real on and on. This match Oh, ass. Why don't you go in there? Come on, man. Come on, man.
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let's go ah we need to look take that take that flat as the bat you go yeah by slide that um what on nice didn't able see us far at the end of the dayre just Oh things that like at du play she definitelyde dude There was actually a rumor going around for a hot minute that Charlotte Clare was actually one of Rick Clare's sons who transitioned. There was a rumor that now it got squashed real quick. in the short it needs to be charles yeah was That Charlotte was trans.
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It got squashed real quick because she was there she was a collegiate athlete and stuff like that. She played volleyball at She's on a knee brace on. show you i she' gonna knee bra Oh, yeah, super wrestling. For a while, man. That could be a what. What if I win?
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no are you still breathing politics to build this plan however Yeah, lady, what's with the attitude? My cast, not me. That's good for a friend. Yeah, that's good for a friend.
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Take that, big tits. i you and oh take that big tis Ah, come on. repost. but dude wants to win so bad so several talk that little bit smart dr to bus
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i want disrespect just rub your face into the i drink why am i what i i' drinking because if i don't drink and i poured out that alcohol bruce it you You start taking advice from Michael at 25 you can start drinking at 30.
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course you can't start drinking until you're third go oh kicking the face now you are thirty you start taking advice for michael at twenty five and you can start breaking at the very cut you should try Oh, watch this. I'm going to rip something. Oh.
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twenty captain all figure his mom did raise a fin delicious oh watch this i'm gonna rip your jumping for sp so
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the top note the champion turn buffle Right the oh stra out is right to the deposit i think we lost late but we lost blazes at the bar today early break place we lost him at the bar I lost him at the dank house when he walked out going, fuck you, bitches. Fuck you. Fuck you.
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is a window of opportunity torat I'm on very good Did you see how loose it was?
02:35:26
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almost as loose as your truck famous sparkle is weird how it hangs loose up so it's in are going crush timphony is still in when the fit up its was fan Yeah, you're not yeah dan pretty fellow right there that match started up' prison help yeah you're not wrong she really is
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ever seen that the remake of the longest chart the cheerleaders yeah yeah yeah she would be one of the cheerleaders but we jump down
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to the top opening I want to see catch her. Here we go. How much does she have left? Charlotte Flair, Frostbottie. Uh-oh.
02:36:21
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august Come on, Tippi. No, of course. Frostbottie's believe in the mouth area. That's what Charlotte Flair is. It's like the champion of the second term. So she does.
02:36:33
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02:36:45
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a little lot have twenty five minutes into this fucking shit well they got they slide before the main event yeah main events like jump oh yeahp right on the vagina ah think so she said wait she said wait real going after the knee.
02:37:07
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Oh, is she going to beat her? I'd love to see Tippi beat her with the figure four. Or the figure eight. That's her father's signature, right? Well, Charlotte uses the figure eight.
02:37:20
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So what she does is she puts you in the figure four, and then she leans back and porches up into a bridge. She calls it a figure eight. But yeah, essentially she uses the figure four, which was her dad's.
02:37:32
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02:37:48
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ill hear you in where is i she go to bring it up
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it Any match that involves Charlotte Blair She is sloppy. She's not good Highly unlikely so any match involving her stop select trouble you what
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i need a bit up that a beer not i said i need a be dad yeah we're gonna wind up We're going to wind up the tide for our pitch tonight, with me, you, and Waller.
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and So it's going to come down tomorrow night. I don't know what's going on tomorrow. I might maybe go live tomorrow during night two. yeah um i don't know what's going on nava um my baby um might maybe go live from our very by two No, I don't know this is on peock yeah's how we got yeahy i go watch yeah i realize i like you
02:44:01
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um might maybe go live tomorrow night silence about guys want a liberal spot they to get some moss as goes east brother was that yeah anyone wait yeah um no i don't know um i did yeah i don't know I'll be watching WrestleMania tonight too. We don't have any plans.
02:44:25
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I know that we're doing the play tomorrow. going to go hunt. And I'm going to watch WrestleMania. That was a good match. wait playout what a real don't be done anywhere all feel nothing they you know something they reallyloy that one get I want to see this movie so bad.
02:44:55
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yeah like go right there mostly she's miserable thing to keep right here and told i we agree it not yeah no
02:45:08
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and up and want to see this movie so bad
02:45:16
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I'm serious. arms are you being done like
02:45:23
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i today
02:45:30
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know case since that wasn't that consider play when this see
02:45:44
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very and why it from mar
02:45:51
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what we're gonna be but We got Another commercial before the main event and then of course They'll have to do the back story and the build-up and the velloity blah blah blah and everything else. What is that backlash?
02:46:08
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next month Nice It is the first premium live event following Wrestlemania. WrestleMania. WrestleMania.
02:46:18
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They are enjoying Cosmo the react to the United States Championship. get
02:46:30
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they enjoying coslo the interactive experience and the do text reaction brought to thisli channel here ti yeah Yeah, Gunther lost. The War Raiders lost. Yeah, Tippi's the only champ. Yeah, you're right.
02:46:48
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yeah gun through law ah the war raiders lost was aie and i ah yeah tipping similar chi yeah and you're right ah Last year, they had the
02:47:09
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got instrument defend mediaian law but ah last year the estate the enforcement um last year they had the latterder match for the tag two titles which i called right on the money awesome true atime speak was becky the chair but
02:47:32
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Sammy Zane did be gunther last year for the intercontinental Rock and raise wasn't but ladies all right great great material ja who said that wasn't a championship play one so don jane cargill and the du but i'm saying but sammy zane did be gunther last year for the intergo i just rock and res that wasn't second Bobby and Lashley versus AJ Styles
02:48:03
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do everything there's unat attaching champion you should ahbi lashley and then versus the model test yeah know that's a triple threat no and that was a straight fight
02:48:18
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what no l a night versus a j style
02:48:25
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the spread between kao arcalle and paul you paul was the us s champion sign he won bailey versus i don't know election and then cody easy um it's nothing cody beat ro and as you progress with an national for the can shut know what ah no you make it
02:48:55
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Slammy slammy lemmy lemmy lemmy lem. Oh, oh, hey. You decide step up this kind of thing.
02:49:06
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I'm very one of these things. This kind of thing. All right, what are you doing, bro, with the grown-out hair?
02:49:22
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probably out
02:49:26
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boy can pull car extraordinary nine re de this guy says i i hear to by shall hey now so me, you encountered chances are
02:49:45
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the same supposed to be pos of i'm go to plant the ten off i'm gonna knock two out ah but but I have bosses in my head. They talk to me. They talk to me at all. and told please mar Some people just know
02:50:11
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think you know to check it out dr put it on your forward Oh, yeah.
02:50:18
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trip deeper throw driving
02:50:22
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thank
02:50:26
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What the boys even give That's what they get to see during the commercial show. What I would say, Crouber, you're looking for something to drink.
02:50:39
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that's what they get to see but i would think cra you're looking for something to drink
02:50:48
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When you are like, you're standing, here's the entrance to the liquor store, maybe and here's all like the mixed drinks, and they had the bigger balls.
02:50:59
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oma like one have The they had the main, lime and the strawberry margaritas. 20 bucks. For the balls. Oh, the big, but like the big basketball that you want? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like,
02:51:14
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That's not for one person. Well, I mean, it could be one for one person. No. You're going to wake up 10 days after you drink it. Oh, thanks. There's no politics going on in the board. We don't have politics.
02:51:30
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We don't have politics. I know. Blaze, you know the rules. No politics. Blaze. Yeah, let's go.
02:51:44
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up
02:51:47
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Stone Cold Steve
02:51:55
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Martin! I'm coming in, champ. Scooch it, chuck it out. i'll just And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so.
02:52:06
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Stone Cold? No, Stone Cold's right there. Stone Cold's right there, right? Where's Undertaker's wife?
02:52:18
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Michelle McCool. Oh, ah my God. You age real quick, Michelle. Your plastic boobies didn't, but that everything else did. if still funny You're still 21. but
02:52:32
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Hey! Oh, look. I'm the boss, and I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame again. That's a beat. We get it, Triple H.
02:52:46
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Wait a minute. believe Yeah. Was he trying to turn into Vin Diesel? No, he shaved his head when he put it. There's some hope in my heart.
02:53:01
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He's whipping ass. but her Yeah, if it wasn't for the... He's going to order a hit in Toronto. If it wasn't for the injuries... Actually, what was it? Three years ago? Two years ago?
02:53:17
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Stone Cold had a match at WrestleMania against Kevin Owens. Beat his ass. Oh, what if Stone Cold comes out and faces?
Nostalgia and Political Avoidance
02:53:27
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If The Rock, dude, I wanted to see it last year, but I'm hoping to see it this year.
02:53:35
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What if I chopped you, like, really hard? and What if I chopped you really hard? Touch. but yeah double chapman You ever had a pink belly?
02:53:46
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Give me a pink belly and make you do the chuckle supper. i Do it! Do it! I'm going to put your arms mad. a cape on her?
02:54:06
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Why don't you put a cape on her?
02:54:15
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Please do ladies, you know the rules Please Please Please what lanes you know the rules
02:54:24
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blaze du but ways blaze chance i do this give that why did she and this guys she's riding a she's in a play or is that no the good yeah oh the good opportunity She is cute as a button, but I'm just the footballs in the NFL.
02:54:49
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I'm making no it's he is food as the button but i'm just overard i would never go on your blame head floors right here the last ah and alice hit it the footballs in the nfl and made okay heard no is it no it's um No politics
02:55:16
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all oh what is that godam
02:55:26
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first time go politics here wifi your stamp while structure really if you remember doing i town fight la long night here I'm
02:55:41
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we have um god away you me here don't need food i'll sleep on the floor i'm just going with you they're talking about politics and that no believes when he gets talking about politics um'm gonna have to go out there and try to steerr this wagon do another direction What they don't understand is if you just let their voice his opinion then just let go, he'll stop.
02:56:05
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somebody go calm down what they don't but they don't know when they beenline a yeah what he does the see yeah but he does what they no't they saying is if you just select a voice's opinion and then just let it go He'll stop.
02:56:18
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you'll stop but of dinner and the on the voice with like um it i mean police just pointed out a lot of things to me and i and educated but i don't argue but now argue we politics with anybody I don't care when it comes to politics because at the end of the day, I'm still going to live my life.
02:56:38
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I'm going to do the same thing I did today, tomorrow, and the same thing I did eight years ago. ah No politics.
02:56:50
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but Don't look at me like that. and You know the rules. Blaise, you know the goddamn rules. No politics. That's not what it is. But it is. send you i he know be i'll tellguma vegans he get so bad you go he'll start talk with politics i'm we are whos in out there i i'm still going to live my life i say you heard that too when you pump the sand like up again like it that start what it is and
02:57:22
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but it is you can and Ever since I've been 18 and I've been an adult, my taxes go up a little bit, my gas prices go up a little bit, but nothing really changes at the end of the day. They haven't exiled and and been murdered a bunch of people because of their sexual preferences. They haven't. Yeah.
02:57:42
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they' yeah because like what it's like It's not that serious. I don't know how you look like this, Flick. Because it's peaceful and it's happy. I have so much other real-life worries that I have to worry about.
02:58:00
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have so much other real life worries that i can worry about yeah
02:58:06
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George Carlin. It's a big fucking club. Are you getting tired? I'm getting bored. You don't want to watch this match? Shambo. That's where I kick you in the nuts. You kick me in the nuts. You're the first one to fall down. I'm going to play my body.
02:58:22
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thank You the first one. shambo brocha that's where i kick youly on then be that i just first one to fall downward i body now new order is authority I'm gonna take my leg map when it's ready. What? Close your face.
02:58:41
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something from me our tech matter wake map wasn' theres great you could be a lot
02:58:53
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might be awkward my child
02:58:58
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bookker faith What? My papa poke your face. My papa poke your face. My papa poke your face. I was supposed to be. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. She's going to get sat on.
02:59:13
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was story brief that didn critical <unk> maybeingy do not sure planning newspaper she get turn here
02:59:24
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probably gonna get sat on but that's pretty close indescribably delicious hidden valley ranch is made with real ingredients so realrech flavor death back
02:59:41
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but thats was indescribably delicious hidden out ranch
02:59:49
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brown march
02:59:57
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like one of those things. Everybody's having fun. Everybody's hanging out. You want to watch me fuck the night up? Politics. I don't know what that was. It was a great time. i know. yeah ah i know what to do but that and It and maybe was it i was to say i don't this sounds like something you would said no joe rogan I don't know.
03:00:29
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I've never heard anybody say it. It was just, I'm sitting back there taking a piss and I'm just like. yeah Instead of doing that, instead of doing that, take your balls out and put them in the dip.
03:00:41
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Yeah, Jesus. Put them in the dip. It'll have the same effect. But everybody now has a really cool story. Right?
03:00:52
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I think it was Jeff. Yeah. Instead of doing that, just take out your balls and put them. was at a party. It's so frustrating to put his balls in the pit.
03:01:03
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Oh, and ladies, you're the one thinking about doing it, thinking you can do the same thing with the lady bits. Put your clit, labia, whatever you've got hanging. a little of that a little ah little labia in but Uh-oh.
03:01:21
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Why is it all black? because It's been hijacked. have Batman's here. Oh, God, not Batman. He is the knight. dr
03:01:33
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Oh, my God. He went from one all black to all. Oh, my God. He's doing it. Jesus. a And he's in all white as the savior.
03:01:45
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That's right. Seth Rollins has been saying that he is the savior of WWE and that's why he's going to win tonight. So he said, CM Punk or Roman Reigns wins, it'll be the downfall of the WWE.
03:02:01
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And basically he's the savior and he has to win tonight to save WWE. He's going to win. That was awesome.
03:02:12
Speaker
I didn't know that. Yeah. If I knew all that, I would have went with him, not Roman Grades. He transitioned from the all-black with the flamethrower to all-white with the lights. And he did the jeep-es-prib-es pose.
03:02:25
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Wait. So wait. He's on for a reference. Yeah, that's what he says. Will you get me out of here, please?
03:02:34
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Miller likes it. Yeah, there's two Dr. Peppers in there. Let me get one of those, bud. Yeah, we bring back a Dr. Pepper. twenty hour One's in the door.
03:02:49
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can't remember way back when Vince and Shane McMahon had a tag team match against Triple H and God, or not Triple H, HBK, and HBK's tag team partner was God.
03:03:02
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yeah house because they were like making fun of him because hbk was a blue scan and back in the day drugs women alcohol and then he found jesus and he got saved you know i'm not a religious guy he eats their own bringre yeah so vince being vince it was like gonna use this to my advantage and they were feuding with hbk sean michaels and they're like if he comes out he was like There's going to be a tag team match.
03:03:32
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And it's me and my son Shane versus Shawn Michaels. And yeah. um The whole crowd went, the fuck did he just say? And HBK was in the ring and Shawn Michaels was like, what?
03:03:53
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but What? that'
03:04:00
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but Essentially, it was 2-on-1 match, which Shawn Michaels did find out winning, but it's still fucking crispy. Did he get a ghost with Timmy? Yeah. know A little godly sweet chin.
03:04:11
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Yeah, he's got his crown of thorns, man. Look at that. That's weird. That is a weird dude, man.
03:04:20
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Acknowledge me.
03:04:23
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OTC is entering the building, Cash. ahead on Yeah, it's somewhere in the fridge. Might be in the drawer somewhere. I don't know, man. There's so much shit in there. I got to clean it out this week.
03:04:35
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These are some big-time intros, man. These are some big-time intros. takes you back to my Stop it! Change the subject! game had. I can't remember what it was called.
03:04:47
Speaker
You can set up intros and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smackdown vs. Raw? Yeah, yeah. That's Roman Reigns? Yeah, I'm real. That's actually, like I said, he's a part of that Samoan family. He's ah the Rock's cousin.
03:05:05
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look His dad is... yeah Who's his dad? Who's Roman's dad? Tika? Remember the Wild Samoans?
03:05:15
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One of them is his dad.
03:05:19
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yo So he's from that bloodline. What was it, Manu and Taka? Manu, Sika, and... Well, there was Haku. There's somebody else. it was Sika and Haku. Yeah, they're showing the family bloodline up there right there.
03:05:38
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But yeah, he's The Rock's cousin.
03:05:42
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Same with Jay. Jay, who won belt earlier... They're cousins with him, but he grew up with them like a brother, like an older brother, because he was always there.
03:05:53
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He was like a big brother to Jimmy and James, the twins. What? You want one? Too sweet. Confused, man. want one like it's up so many document four the moment right
03:06:14
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you band A little for you, little for me. Yeah, right? to play the game. Probably all time, Grace.
03:06:25
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I don't know.
03:06:28
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for me to make the but look probably alltime gris and but yeah I would just pull it apart however you can. it's We'll with it later. answers No, I can't help you.
03:06:42
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tell that You're on your own, my son. Oh, shit. that there What's his name? um The guy who played In the Dark Knight.
03:06:56
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Alfred. The guy who played Alfred. Michael Caine. Michael Caine. failed you, sir.
03:07:03
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I i don't do accents in the voices. That's the Macho Man there. And John Cena is right behind him.
03:07:16
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That guy kind of does look like Macho Man. right all He looks like a small version. What do you mean, too? <unk> Mini You said Borderline Blaze and Nicole. I'm on the quiet yes four oh my oh my god i've let it go move on stop being its so stubborn and blaze and nicole
03:07:50
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so but i Stop being so goddamn stubborn and change the subject both of you
03:08:11
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that store you dummies thats slide like the viking guy odin no he's not the guy of thunder that store you dummies
03:08:23
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fucking morons. Next thing, they're going to tell me Loki's a fucking ship ship. Well, I mean, I guess you can't sort it out. Ship ship in my fucking world.
03:08:36
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what you're talking about Yeah, they're both thick-headed and stubborn as fuck. yeah They're both thick-headed and stubborn as fuck, so they'll just sit up there and argue. They'll just argue for the sake of arguing. Okay.
03:08:49
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speak spread that put That's I said. That's what we have i we're talking about. We have rules for a reason. And our number one rule is politics. New. Ixnay on the politic aids.
03:09:03
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Why are they arguing about hope? I don't know what that is. He says
03:09:12
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completely ah dominat but why are you arguing about oh know the fuck that in says viking god he's like the all god he's the all father he created everything in viking mythology and viking yeah oh let's go there he is but all city saint baby straight edge superstar smoke i'm straight edge my attention
03:09:46
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is rust rust He looks old. He's getting up there, man.
03:09:57
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I've been fan of his since OVW. No, never liked him. struggle over i've been a fan of his since ovw yeah never license can
03:10:13
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have the
03:10:26
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Oh, wow. One foot in this room, one foot out. Are you chatting? Are you snapping? No, not at all. I just didn't hear you. Oh, you're good. That's the thing. are you chatting up are you snap are no not at all is it you
03:10:43
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but alber yeah the thing
03:10:52
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Time to go to sleep.
03:11:07
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time we go sleep you
03:11:16
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it teach
03:11:21
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I tell you what, he's he's in the best shape of his life right now, even though he's older.
03:11:27
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I bet you 20 years ago he's in the best shape his life. What's that? I bet you 20 years ago he was in the best shape of his life.
03:11:38
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No, right? To look at him. Well, yeah, physically I'm sure he's...
03:11:45
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No fucking way. Who else? That's the band. Deluding color. It sings his intro. That's pretty cool.
03:11:59
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like know not now yeah
03:12:05
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dreads funny rock i called the personality man yeah please see to first that's pretty cool wild For They do that a lot with WrestleMania. Last year, was it last year when Rhea had dan the band decision?
03:12:28
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think so, or two years ago. Last year? Of course. I have a thousand. I guess I got to say, I just had a cassette tape.
03:12:39
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Yeah. I am holding up to a phone de cassette tape. Literally a hundred of them are. nearly a hundred of
03:12:53
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It's so wild to me that he, this band, when WWE w was making the intros for all the wrestlers, this band, CM Punk, they were like, dude, like, whatever we need do. Take it to self in the middle of a concert.
03:13:09
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That is awesome. Whatever we need to do to make this show. That is badass. i think I think at this point, CM Punk almost owes the rights to this song because no matter where he's wrestled or fought,
03:13:23
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this is an intro song. Whenever I hear it, I'm the first thing the first thing to think of. It's glabber time!
03:13:36
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first song by the related You listen. I don't listen. I'm not here. I think about it.
03:13:46
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touch water and think about ah you Is it raining? Is it raining? Is it raining? No. ready no
03:14:22
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So how does this work? Yeah. Who wins? Who wins? First person. They're so like... how
03:14:31
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see walk of
03:14:35
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yeah
03:14:43
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win but person yeah so like
03:14:50
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St. Hook, his Roman name, St.
03:14:59
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Hook wins. I'm not stupid, and you both think you're going. So, I have the excuse. What are you doing out there, buddy?
03:15:13
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the slide please what are you doing out there buddy but rains iol Smoking weed Smoking the tweeds He said he was the owner of ECW but now he's one of the First secret no, please fist.
03:15:34
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Oh, why are you this did you piss on yourself? I'm in Houston ECW but now he's one of the He's like one of the top guys in WWE now.
03:15:48
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He showed some true loyalty to one of the men who brought him to the dance in WWE, a form that goes way back to the same time. I thought we were going to play Cards Against Humanity.
03:16:02
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I'm going to play anything like that. What's that? I'm going to play anything like that. I
03:16:10
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think he said, we're going a road trip. I'm like, great, you've both been drinking. Which car are you going to?
03:16:17
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We got
03:16:26
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got cars and everything so and that's really cool how they got that coming down out of the stadium.
03:16:35
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a lot cha Yes, we're going to play cards against community. We decided to ah allow Puck's favor to Breezy or rainy, because Susan's back She's pretty
03:16:50
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it breezy or rainy i just ask you was reing cause sus is backs but she' still like there just liberty me i is the last video three water what se remember we got like a nice three la you're pretty
03:17:14
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Are you mad at me for? he's been ready and you know like He just ignored me. please Why are you mad at me? I love you. Why are you mad at me? You just ignored me. entire generation You by and you just walking. you, Glick.
03:17:36
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you' like fuck you fuck you glick
03:17:41
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I was talking to you. That's okay. Just say it. Just say it. You love you, buddy.
03:17:49
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like what do you want that's okay just just say it just say it oh on but you know i love you buddy
03:18:02
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think was here but now You have your car keys in your hand Where are going? one ah it's back on my chest where are you put what the other acknowledge shift wrong but yeah probably on the about jump land rabbi i here call very good you have your car keys in your hand old where he's like's the ten you they have to keep
03:18:34
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I i don't know who you're talking. know You'll be there until they close. Yes, you will. Probably be all over every fucking thing in the middle of the park. Boom. Boom.
03:18:49
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That's my guy winning. Oh, yeah. The trophy snake? Thank you, guys. Roman, Roman. well best one they yeah yeah the tur smi i thought ah you guys were on the run Oh he mustt made here we get a elect it great new hope little dis might but you team two with lucky bell so all politics position hard point yeah but yeah
03:19:20
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strict talking on call yeah well that can roll
03:19:26
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You're welcome to come in here and hang out with us. Fair enough. Valid point. take yes perhaps don't okay and vol team no of you're welcome to come in hearing i now a dos look royal ah murder enough valid point Stay on the porch you goddamn You stay on the porch you fucking even You gave them control blaze
03:19:59
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yeah fiction you stay on the porch you fucking heat in so you got sleep out there you
03:20:12
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cash is the boss apparently plug it you gave them control blaze
03:20:21
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Fuck and fuck drunks. Drunks are bad. No, stop it. You've been outside all fucking night.
03:20:32
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Stop your dumb shit. council looking so between these two yeah with self myling affordable considerability but again and just be three english doesn get personal hatre between these two bobs who never forgot the fact that pop like talking that for many many years but near Yeah.
03:21:05
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fall now take like so oh it important but kill my dog what it truly adopt place time one out of fuck downcri in alone patient county here being on
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yeah like
03:21:31
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See home! See you home! See you home! Get up! Holy shit! See how many fuckers are ahead. um aggressive anybody across the media are get fuck down oh onlylu of the head time No, don't think it will.
03:21:58
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but i don't here to this copy have ah yeah farmer deliver back of the death of all be to pain do left my that have radio take no i don't think it will
03:22:24
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I've been pretty loud. Oh, he's coming back now. I've done
03:22:36
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What are you looking to see if it's back on my desk? set roll for business to show home also a fucking once would all the hair attack i lost my year well you looking and see's back on my desk Oh, there's Roman.
03:22:59
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no
03:23:02
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to us more like city what the third guy broing ray kindly wounds my be sort of watching that some kiss oh seems yes
03:23:20
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ah there's rob and boyss knew It was out there you son of a bitch It's gonna be fun tonight trust me I gotta go sleep in my car All sit down on the porch
03:23:35
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show yes ah it is she's want to drink tequila it's gonna be fun tonight trust me and damn sam we got to go they go sleep in my car
03:23:53
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Every time we go PA I sleep in the garage a ah y'all can sleep when i'm po over ah i yeah ah yeah ah yeah i'll coasting is that again friday oh close yeah oh ah yeah awesome you all said plus de car well all with see yeah all that every time every time they go to p i sleep in the garage In her dad's garage.
03:24:17
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They're like, we don't know how you sleep out there. And I'm like, it's easy. Nobody's out here. I turn the TV on and I fucking close my eyes. And it's amazing. Paul Heyman's been around for long time, man. Paul Heyman's the man.
03:24:33
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don like is much for years total controlling this
03:24:40
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paulheman's been around for a long time man paul humanmans the man
03:24:46
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mean He's a son bitch, but he's a smart son bitch. Yeah, that's my brother. Make it straight. you it what the right side Hey.
03:24:58
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knowledge exactly a problem that so so many pay to have that weapon Prime is a huge sponsor for WWE so. With the Anderson slogan. You had that Prime logo in there. $25,000. That's kind of like NASCAR. When they win a race and you have to spin the bottle around whatever they're drinking.
03:25:22
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I just want to hang everybody. i couldn't have done this without my amazing pit crew and all the fans and goddamn America. Let's go. You know? Make sure that logo is facing the camera Samoan drop
03:25:39
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samoan drop yes i'm di i oh that's i'm telling my wrong race open bright look like yeah brook a clean Oh, he's also, he's absolutely shredded. Oh, he's being driven by anger as well.
03:25:58
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Don't point to board this event. They're fueled by animosity and greatness. This man wants to talk. This man wants to finish. I think he is. Oh, he's over the Superman pledge? Oh, he's over the Superman pledge.
03:26:15
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and and oh yeah talk
03:26:23
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oh you got a
03:26:30
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while went up up the go sleep gt its yes i you
03:26:42
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appla like getting a
03:26:50
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I wish you could hear blazes commentary outside i wish you guys could hear blaze's commentmaary outside so doubt who needs to be i like you got you got it you've got come you got to come in here man so we can hear your you're problem there or like or at least ho on for yeah well sick lockdown was getting small all always Oh, he's going for a double? Sounds like he's doing football. He did suck in the UFC.
03:27:28
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Or MMA. oh potential block you sit on the mirror it's thirty one one dey take from seat amazing separate college and here bar before the end he did suck in the usc our m a the blind up blog or so to your boca ziba we Yeah, exactly.
03:27:53
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was go open sky up the show lookdown the top yeah
03:28:04
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took us
03:28:08
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but
03:28:11
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yeah very bill no time for tonight this is a voice indeed the defend the sea on and it to supposed to be an advise to color they to help us so public why is Maybe I love that McAfee man yeah think a why they doing and so why you stuff best they or a what said the one who like think the wise man would say something wise at some point probably payment you probably use probably
03:28:43
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tell you pretend sometimes yeah maybe pat mcefe said that i love that acttrophy man Doomsday device completely Roman Roman Reigns
03:28:57
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sus you look ridiculous like well i only die oh yeah a doomsday device completely un but yeah money it's frame everybody i think the was
03:29:18
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roman roman range I thought Seth was in this. Seth is. He's in all white. I thought it was Seth, Roman, and CM Punk. No, Gunther. No, it's Seth, Roman, and CM Punk. Gunther was in the first match of the night.
03:29:33
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And he lost. Frankenstein lost. my old-time-man background on that, though. it fucks my old time in background up though no one yeah In my perspective, is it work isn th still works.
03:29:51
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Still works. Well, we don't do the open door our panel, so nobody can. I thought it was different. Yeah, no, it's... Oh!
03:30:01
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fucking hate CM Punk, but I fucking love how to say it's on. by i thought you hate c po but i fuck love it's
03:30:14
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Oh and right birth to spirit they always they they always find
03:30:28
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new day a moon day of but love does see
03:30:37
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walk wow confidence woman Fuck that guy. That guy right there, the Paul Hammond guy? Fuck that guy.
03:30:48
Speaker
Fuck Paul Hammond. Fuck that guy. Why? Just fuck you. Why? He's a two-faced son a bitch.
03:30:59
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He's a lying sack shit. His whole career has been lying. It's all about making money, man. It is. It is. I like um don't let see him pop but in thisnat i like seeing a boy and see your fun is to cheat so bit
03:31:22
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cheating so mu a bit he's a che some bit why by theby why ah he's better boy
03:31:37
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The
03:31:44
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waking i be dog
03:31:51
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put a lot of stuff and were and think down your follows what do you i'm often what please it interro next like pla that visit yeah would be fucking dude the amount of energy just going to like that let's talk up just going to like a live show as insane yeah But yeah, man, know I'm mad at Mike because like he's already been to WrestleMania.
03:32:22
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It's on my bucket list. I want to go so bad to a WrestleMania. They're only $50 each, too. We got a bunch of about $6. Yeah, they're not. So you can't even fucking look at the entrance for $50 a month. I was shocked. I couldn't leave you for that.
03:32:37
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I figured low-end tickets would be $150 a month. Yeah, you can't even walk within 100 feet of the Coliseum if they're doing WrestleMania for 50 bucks now.
03:32:50
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Oh, man. Just to be able to see that the entrance costs like a billion dollars. A million. A thousand. Yeah. who got tren we also a billion dollars number ummeing who south as well nion but All the Raven all about Raven
03:33:19
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father oh qua as well what was that what was that godde comedian last name bravao he had the television show all a ran about rayvemon we yeah everybody loves rain ah clerk with forel
03:33:53
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that was actually a pretty sick pedigree was a pretty sick pedigree into this thought
03:34:04
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wanna see yeah no no we just saw that and that's not sam punk you gotta take down the break i i saw him oh okay i saw that the august choice it's not over yet though oh my goodness august choice sam the obvious source is's not over yet though likes augustug I don't hate sports, but, but, but, I did grow up washing with some people. I don't get the time around. Yes. need to sit my eyes on. It is kind of exhilarating, though.
03:34:42
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yeah i need to that my line like it is kind of exhilarating yeah with nobody GTS come on dude the amount of times that the GTS has been fucking reversed somebody's catching There it is GTS Paul Heyman is ah
03:35:13
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just thererefore yeah mean i oh the yeahvin ne it was there whos paul is paul the manager of you paul haman is is technically the wise man for Roman Reigns, but he owed CM Punk a favor, and the favor was him being in CM Punk's corner tonight.
03:35:34
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Because Paul Heyman is actually... CM Punk is an OG Paul Heyman guy. he was the i do know yeah He was the original Paul Heyman guy. Mama is willing to be here...
03:35:49
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at eight so is that going give you enough time to get up take a shower get dressed and be ready okay okay alman ryan kicks out especially take on the other so i my seven seven you saw and it name
03:36:14
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Yeah, yeah don't don't don't worry about it I Try telling Nikki after I tell it everybody like want them Stop it. I'll change the subject and now I will I will deal with the wrath of tequila Nikki. I don't think they're mad. When she gets to drinking, she likes tequila.
03:36:37
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She thinks tequila is her friend, tequila is not her friend. When alcohol gets full of people's
03:36:43
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when she gets to drink and she likes tequila like tequilas but she thinks suquila is her friend but tequila iss not her friend quite weird of moment's where they were the one as i said you guys we we when alcohol gets it's it's smaller people
03:37:02
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convictions bull Why do you think we have the rules we have? yeah You should put a sign up on your porch. but Nobody can the dance like i nobody can. do the dance like i can i think Mike could probably actually no i know my i don't do what No, no, no, no. don't do a dance.
03:37:18
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I don't do a dance. No, no, no. The dance I'm talking about when politics and religion comes up, you've got to do a dance to get away from it. I don't do that dance. it No, that's the thing. You don't because you're going to like, I don't do that dance. Here I go. Let's talk about it.
03:37:32
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Yeah. And then as soon as they start talking about they realize that they're mad at me for what he's talking about. i would i decided Who signed his shoes? You see the bottom of Roman's shoes?
03:37:43
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They're signed by somebody. Yeah, no, when people start talking about politics and stuff, it's not that I'm afraid to talk politics. I just know where it typically goes. So I do the dance to get away from it and keep everybody having fun, you know what I mean? yeah I don't feel that it.
03:37:58
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yeah I don't feel that it. I refuse to go for that. But that's why we have... Because I don't talk about anything right, Michael. It's like that's how we have people start out you should get up time that said my rose on the porch like will watch me right back in here and getting back in school <unk> michael i talked about that had a nice beat that i couldn't struggle aboard with i see long my sure to it's not about not saying anything it's just not but that i'm told yeah
03:38:30
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sit you don't or blah blah blah it's like ah chilling of That's where the dance comes in Regular
03:38:41
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i like
03:38:46
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also make one for
03:38:51
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gregman have yeah table has we broken tonight that's the rule
03:38:59
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to That's what said. That's where the dance comes into play, where you don't tell nobody they're they're wrong or anything like that You just move away from the subject and then continue to have fun
Wrestling Rules and Historical Grievances
03:39:09
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and joke. I don't move away from the subject. If they want to continue talking about it, they can put something.
03:39:14
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But I'm not going to sit there and sit. God damn There we go. Let's go to both tables, dude.
03:39:25
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Go to both. but If you're not going to win this, you're not going to win this, that's all. I'm sorry, but I think it's not over yet. It's not over.
03:39:44
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it's not over yet but her he didn't get paid been pen they're all three still in yeah whoever gets the first bifa yes the winner yep ah pinfaer submission But because it is a triple threat, under triple threat rules, there's no disqualification.
03:40:01
Speaker
So that's earlier you seen CM Punk crack Seth Rollins in the head with the chair in the audience. Yeah. This motherfucker's got the whitest goddamn team. I don't watch him. I remember all the rules. Blaze is like a closeted wrestling fan.
03:40:19
Speaker
He was like, I'm not a wrestling fan, and I'll make fun of you guys. I'm not watching this shit. I don't know. I'm not mad at wrestling. I'm not. I'm not mad at wrestling.
03:40:31
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I absolutely love this industry. I hate the fact that Vince McMahon took it and and did not equal He's gone.
03:40:44
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I know, but still, he's the damage is already done. Well, he's gone, and I'll give Triple H and Stephanie McMahon a lot of credit. They're doing a lot to to fix it.
03:40:55
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I hope so. Yeah, because they run the company now, and they're doing a lot. really do. Triple H coming in from the resident side. I don't know. I know. I'm not a strong guy. anybody who plays in any sports should have comprehensible fucking reasonable health care.
03:41:18
Speaker
That bitch. That bitch. oh No. Like, if CM Punk were to get brain damage right now, WWE should be fucking beating.
03:41:29
Speaker
And they are doing it. They are doing it. That's my only thing against wrestling. It's the lack oh here Well, they're doing more un they're doing the Legends contract, and that doesn't mean they have perform in the ring.
03:41:46
Speaker
They're just signing the Legends contract, so then they're able to get them health care. oh Not only health care, but a paycheck. So a lot of these old-timers that, you know, back in the day might have been making, like, $10,000 year,
03:42:02
Speaker
and now they have to rely on the the cons and stuff like that to make money now they're under contract and they're getting a paycheck their their health care pay thing is i think forward i think because now that they're getting more money like they make man's wwe should go back to like dude we owe this mother fucking more money this one fucking more money like me I'm sorry, but I think... They're trying to... Stephanie and Triple H... The Deserves the amount of... I'll beat you mad at stuff.
03:42:48
Speaker
Stephanie and Triple H are trying to right a lot of wrongs. they got they got a lot They got a lot to do. Triple H is doing an amazing job with his team that he has. That was ruthless.
03:43:03
Speaker
I don't like Hogan. No, I don't like Hogan. I don't like a lot of the rest of the team. Second City City. ah Come on. No CM. It's going to be Roman. I don't like Roman Reigns.
03:43:21
Speaker
Reigns to win. and he does that i just i think i think there's a lot of that a lot of russians deserve for w w ten yeah yeah and that like i said it there's a lot of like you said There's a lot of wrongs that have been done and it's gonna take a long time to fix it all but you know shoutlot stephanie and trip wage and and the other cool thing at triple h is doing man and with the team behind him and the storyline, because Vince McMahon was a rehash.
Narrative Evolution and Predictions
03:43:52
Speaker
Like, he just, yeah we and they're they're giving you a new, and they're bringing, like, when CM Punk left WWE 10 years ago, All that shit that he, when he was dropping pipe bombs and going off and saying stuff and they were cutting his mic, that was all real.
03:44:07
Speaker
Like, he was mad as fuck. you no i And Triple H stepped in and and Triple H made that, and fixed that relationship. So... Did he fix it?
03:44:18
Speaker
Oh, no, he and they did the same thing with Cody. I mean, did he fix it or did he just like convince him to capitulate the WWE? You know what I mean? Was there a fix? could piulate no no it was It was a mended relationship.
03:44:36
Speaker
They've talked about it like like real talk. they've They've talked about it. CM Punk is not the type of guy who's going to sugarcoat or bullshit anything.
03:44:50
Speaker
True. And they've talked about it openly and candidly. But that was the other thing that Triple H and Stephanie McMahon has done. They completely got rid of K-PAP. You know how, like, when you're you're a wrestler, you have to stay in character twenty four seven No, man.
03:45:04
Speaker
Like, quote-unquote, like, these three guys can be seen in public hanging out, having good time. And that K-PAP thing has always been an optional thing. No, not with Vince McMahon. It was... You stay in character. that was a big that they That's the thing I'm talking about.
03:45:20
Speaker
That was a big man thing. That's why I'm saying he fucked up wrestling. He's been up wrestling.
03:45:31
Speaker
but That came back shit. I get it. But when you push it the way did, fucked it up. Yeah.
03:45:43
Speaker
like it's not even something behind me oh yeah i think big street man is woman he's totally rude and he's that's why big street man is
03:45:59
Speaker
know you face but drive into the man that's probably im not it's you
03:46:12
Speaker
Maybe He's gonna screw see him um thought maybe
03:46:18
Speaker
so why is hamon in the ring he's gonna you hu and rob's gonna win you know he i like to say <unk>'s gonna screw see paul Boom, there it is.
03:46:33
Speaker
He's gonna attack Roman. And he's gonna go with Seth Rollins. He's gonna do it. He's gonna betray... and it's gonna go so <unk> gonna do it just make some little you want give a hand for that was a little weird gar his business and slipping in so it's go be true yeah husband been
03:47:04
Speaker
He's going to do the right thing is spirit. Fucking. Come on, dude. Have some integrity.
03:47:15
Speaker
Fuck that goddamn bull bitch. Fuck it. Fuck the fuck wrestling. this shit. Fuck this.
03:47:26
Speaker
And the ref's like, can't do fucking thing. This is empower Oh, I mean hope so. been a fucking... I'm small. Paul Heyman has always been a fucking...
03:47:49
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i like has always been a fucking english yeah
03:48:03
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which
03:48:07
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Oh! I knew it! I knew it! Boom! Caught it! He really got into that? I called it! I told you it was going to happen. He got me into it. I told you.
03:48:26
Speaker
He's going to do it to ramen. He's like, I'm going to throw the milk from my sale. Oh, my God. No, he does it to Seth Rollins.
03:48:37
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He's his own wrestler now.
03:48:42
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We got a new Paul Hammond guy. Double betrayal. okay Come on, Seth, do it. Do it. Do it, Ron.
03:48:53
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Double betrayal, and it leads into a continued storyline. SummerSlam. SummerSlam will just announce it's a two-night event this year for the first time ever. Yeah.
03:49:04
Speaker
Come on. That's going to be P-Talking. P-Talking? What's that? I'm fucking Remsen fan again. I'm going to start watching all this shit. And Monday Night Raw is on Netflix and Friday Night Smackdown is on USA. It's there. It's still there.
03:49:16
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and monday night is on monday night like on monday night ra is on netflix and friday night smackdown is on the us walking me up with the no beard there three alert That was for a big picture.
03:49:39
Speaker
What picture. We were all wrong on the last one. Yeah, we was all wrong, man.
03:49:50
Speaker
yeah know i so now what? Champ of nothing. Yeah, it's just a triple fucking threat. No. No, the J and Gunther should have been the... ah the the main event but they bumped it for this because of all that stuff yeah double back stab
03:50:12
Speaker
wait what's up it's 10 58 man they're shutting down 11. they know what's up yep oh yeah they time the oil machine bro they time this yeah dude they time this a t
03:50:26
Speaker
li ga eight Maybe that's everything. Wrap it. Wrap it up. yeah You want to wrap it up? You want to want to do a wrap up or you want me do wrap ah either i not go to You can do the wrap up.
03:50:41
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We'll wrap this up and if we want to go back live, we can go back live with regular. Yeah, no, I'm not. um I figured I would just kill it at 11 and be done.
03:50:53
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Wrap that up. All right, guys. Hopefully, y'all enjoyed WrestleMania. Hopefully, y'all watched. This is a replay. Hopefully y'all watched WrestleMania. Hope you enjoyed us watching WrestleMania.
03:51:05
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Cash was here. Thank you to Cash. Cash is corner. and Every other Saturday. or every other saturday So we'll be back in two weeks with the WrestleMania recap. And we'll be won over the Slammy Awards because the Slammy Awards happen tomorrow afternoon.
03:51:21
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So we got our picks for WrestleMania, which right now we're all tied up.
Event Wrap-up and Social Media Promotion
03:51:25
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um And then we've got our Slammy Award picks. Um... Tune in tomorrow. I'm hoping tomorrow may I will be... Tune in tomorrow. Hopefully I will be I will be up and awake for Unnecessary Roughness at 1 o'clock. Doing that.
03:51:46
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03:51:59
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yeah Shout out to you for next Friday getting your ass kicked at trivia again by me.
03:52:06
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This guy, he wins one night. He wins one night. And he barely wins. In a genre that I had... I don't what the... It was not like 9-12 points. lips like have a call i don't know what the other is not like nine twelve Because I dominated the first round of the band. It was double digits. It was double digits. I'm just saying, in a genre that I had no business even participating in, I did pretty well.
03:52:39
Speaker
I came in two months late, and I'm going destroy it with the end of this year. Don't you dare it to month. I'm going to go. I'm going to kiss the children. We're in the year.
03:52:50
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03:53:09
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03:53:38
Speaker
Chris and Meadow was so good, man. loved it. The guy who played the clown? Yeah. That was Samoa Joe. He's a wrestler. That's what it was. That's what was. Like the Tom. No, no. The man behind the mask was Samoa Joe. He's a wrestler. But the voice is Arnett.
03:53:52
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You know Lego Batman? That's right. Lego Batman. yeah Yeah, Will Arnett. That's right. That's right. and And I'll tell you what, the two that that combination was spot on. I loved it.
03:54:03
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Yeah, Twisted Metal was amazing. But yeah, Michael Copenhaver. Michael hope Copenhaver. MichaelCopenhaverComedy.com is my website. You can find me, Michael CopenhaverComedy, on YouTube.
03:54:14
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03:55:05
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03:55:16
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