Nonsense and Chill - What's Coming Soon

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Speaker: That's what I'm talking about. Welcome. It's fucking Friday. And it's, of course, we're here with me and Michael. I'm over here like like looking over to my side. Hey, Michael. But he's up in another state. Hi. How are you doing, man?

Speaker: I'm very well. Thanks for asking. Let me take that down. I don't know what the heck we were doing there. I didn't know how to fix it. I was terrified to press a button after that incident from the other Saturday.

Speaker: but Oh, did you shut shut down the stream? Sure it did. It was awesome. It happens. It happens. I think I did that my first week. Second week. Yeah. My first week of admin rights.

Speaker: But it was epic how I did it, too. i mean, I had everybody hanging on every word. they were just about to hear some super phenomenal shit and then boom instead of leaving the stream i ended the stream and everyone got super confused about it it's not hard to do because especially when after a few hours you're like oh my eyes are crossed there's a big red button bye

Speaker: and there goes the whole string been there done that so you are fine sir well the only button i ever remember seeing was leave not you know leave studio and stream but i hit it anyway and it was beautiful fair enough well it is friday night that means we got we got movie shit going on what do we got going on tonight michael We're going to watch some May 2025 movie release trailers.

Speaker: Some of them are actually worth watching, maybe. I think so. Bro, I remember the show so bad, I said, have room to squeeze it in. Sue said that's what she said. Yeah.

Speaker: if for So, of course, this is like a two-hour show. We're not going over every single one. So there is a link in the description that will take you, I think, movie web, and it will give you a complete list of every single movie coming out in theaters in May.

Speaker: With that being said, we have like six or seven trailers to go through. um i didn't make them copy. I made them... made the i made them copyright safe so we can play trailers tonight. Hi, Wally.

Speaker: Let the fun be in. i Yes, I agree. Let the fun be being the essence of being should be fun, so I agree, Wally.

Speaker: At least it doesn't say let the fun be in.

Speaker: ah to ah Just real quick, yes. Like I said in the chat, hit that like, smash that subscribe, click the bell, and if you can be so kind, leave a comment below, either now or after when you watch.

Speaker: um It could even be a mean comment. I'm okay with the haters. Michael, you like you're a comedian. You've got to be okay with the haters. Please, bring the haters.

Speaker: I don't care. Pelosi is good, Pelosi. If you love it, share it. If you hate it, share it. That's what I think. Show other people what they can hate. I'm glad you brought up Thunderbolts because that one comes out today.

Speaker: It came out today, and I wanted to see it so bad, but I just didn't have the time to make it work with our schedule. If we had an 8.30 show, not an 8.10 show, I could have done it. but I was going be way too cutting close. It was going to be within 10 minutes. That's just too close to cut it. I'm a professional.

Speaker: So we're going to wait. ah man. he The thing is you could have texted me like, Hey man, can we push this 30 minutes? I got a movie review. I need a I'm doing homework for now. You tell me and that's all you got. I mean, I'm fine with that.

Speaker: Yeah. Thunderbolts asterisk. What is the asterisk? You know what? Let's watch the trailer and then you can do you can explain to me what the asterisk is for.

Speaker: and Okay, so just to set this up, these are copyright quote unquote proof, I hope. um I did speed them up 1.5, they're to be that I do have an overlay over them and it' sort of like nonsense a nonsense and chill circle in the middle to get around YouTube algorithm and all their bullshittery. So maybe, maybe not.

Speaker: Yeah. um No, it typically works. I've done this before, ah but if you guys want to go see the full length ones, All in there, brightness and glory. Please feel free. They're on YouTube and IMDB and blah, blah, blah. Here we go.

Speaker: Belenna brings hero. There is no higher calling. Your sister understood something about that. I should have come back for you. No, that's just a fairy tale.

Speaker: I was in high school when the Avengers came. kind of strange that it's all over now. No one's coming to save the day. mother I think we are. We can be the ones that are coming. But you have the wrong people. We have all done bad things.

Speaker: Look, been where you are. The past doesn't go away. So you can either live with it forever.

Speaker: Or you can do something about it.

Speaker: I have a void. Look what you unleashed. We can't outrun the emptiness. We can't do this.

Speaker: No one here is a hero. We all have things that we regret. But I have so many.

Speaker: Lena, when I look at you, I don't see your mistakes. That's why we need each other.

Speaker: We can't stop it alone.

Speaker: No one can. But we can find a way. Together.

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Speaker: so what's the significance of the asterisk that's true i believe it's part of the pot plot points uh that's good honey i i think it's uh they argue over the name of the team throughout the movie and red guardian's the only one who thinks it's cool everyone else like it sounds lame so they're trying to change the name of the team the entire way through. So it's like a Thunderbolts asterisk, like maybe to change in the future, depending on the teams, you know, wills game.

Speaker: Okay. All right. All right. That makes sad sound a whole lot of sense. but

Speaker: So what's that? A silly little twist.

Speaker: I am. As a lot of you guys out in the audience knows, I'm like, I got this boner rate rage boner against MCU, I guess. But as as someone has once put it, but I really don't. I just, I do sometimes.

Speaker: I'm actually, okay, actually I kind of want to watch this movie. I'm not going to lie. It looks like a fun ride. It does. It kind of reminds me of. the first guardians of the galaxy, like the hype actually fit the delivery.

Speaker: Um, but it feels like it's a Marvel's version of the suicide squad because they're generally villainous characters, sort of. I get that as well. I do. What's up Arliss?

Speaker: I get that as well. It's sort of like, uh, the, uh, once bad guys now trying to be the good guys, but the difference is they're not being coerced so as the Suicide Squad expert.

Speaker: Correct. so In the comics, there's a long line of really good storyline with the Thunderbolts. You know, I never i never read a never read the comic books for for them.

Speaker: Never knew that team existed. It's okay. It won't be at the end. Hey, man, there's a there's some comic books I read and some I didn't.

Speaker: Hey, Pepper, what's up? I'm excited for July's movie lineup. Can't talk about that today, though.

Speaker: So that one came out today in the second second trailer. is the one Before you hit the second trailer, let me ask you this. What makes you kind of looking forward to maybe potentially watching this and in the theater?

Speaker: What has you peaked? but has you peak That's a good question considering the fact that I usually don't go out. shoot the marble One, okay, it's got a decent cast. I do like David Harbour.

Speaker: I think he's a good actor. He's fun. Everything he's played in, he's just he brings this energy to the screen. um I think that energy also lends to the rest of the cast and the chemistry that they can have, potentially.

Speaker: that and Just like with... ah s Again, I reference Guardians the Galaxy just like with Chris Pratt. he He brings that energy to the screen, just like David Harbour.

Speaker: That's one thing um i like a good... but What's that word I'm looking for? Where you,

Speaker: oh, shoot, you do something bad and then you like, rehabilit not rehabilitate. Well, I mean, yeah, it's rehabilitate. They're about redemption. Redemption story. Yes, thank you. It's a great redemption. but Looks like a great redemption story. Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker: If you like David Harbour, check out the Black Widow movie. It's his first appearance as Red Guardian in the MCU. I never watched that one. that's i'm telling you it's got david harbour in it playing the red guardian same as red guardian thunderbolts fair enough i will production in and it's the last thing he's been in since this so if you watch black widow maybe going into it and i'll give you a little more fawson feelings on david harbour's already yeah i did notice that in the trailer they they had like a reference back to uh

Speaker: to I'm assuming Black Widow showed what's her face Scarlett Johansson yeah so yeah yeah so i know I know you're stoked to watch it because you're just you're I'm an empty fan but it it looks like such a fun ride that's all I'm saying it does it looks a really fun ride I like the Winter Soldier he's got really good interactions with a lot of the other characters that Sebastian Stan man he's quite impressive in my opinion as far as that one character And the arc he's taken.

Speaker: Like if you watch any of. I know you haven't. But if you watch any of ah Falcon and Winter Soldier. It's series. It was a lot of fun. it was like an 8 series mini series thing. Just a one off. But it was Falcon and Winter Soldier working together. And just the dynamic that they had.

Speaker: He's come a long way. The Winter Soldier. Yeah. Excuse me. That is one thing. And it will and i will I will definitely say that for phase one. And.

Speaker: especially when it comes to Tony Stark, I like i do like the fact that these huge franchises gives actors the opportunity to have these huge character development arcs.

Speaker: Like, huge. More than they would typically be able to have in, like, a standard franchise. Very neat. here ah You can see him go from a bad guy to...

Speaker: to a good guy to a bad guy or whatever. But yeah, that's a that's so that's a good that's a good positive on you, MCU. So thumbs up.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Plenty of room for character development, like you say. But it's ah it just looks like a fun ride. And again, I am a fan of the MCU. And this is set up for Avengers Day. I'm pretty excited for that. I'm really looking forward to the Fantastic Four. But we'll talk about that in July.

Speaker: yes i actually might have to get caught up on the mcu i don't know pepper you might have to download some torrents for me oh mcu one last comment about this yeah good i think the biggest mistake they made was going for the infinity saga right out the gate i yes yes yes i won't argue that it's not great but it sets such a pillar.

Speaker: Anything moving on, now it has to be a universal threat. Oh, now it's a multiversal threat. I mean, they they had this so high from the start. And I think they could have, like a world, a world-ending thing in the beginning, maybe, not necessari necessarily and like a universal war, which I think was their mistake. They they should have started with smaller stakes and built their way up.

Speaker: Like, start with the Fantastic Four arc first, because that's a world-ending thing. and That's a big one, though. or left i But I... That's a good point. But I do understand what what you mean by... and The Gauntlet Wars within Marvel back in the day, those are the comics I do remember reading.

Speaker: It was such a huge story arc. Like, it was like, boom! Tons of books crossed the globe. Yeah, yeah. Like a seven-month story. it was just it was It was like...

Speaker: Like, that story art for Marvel at that time, it was probably as big as what Disney's doing with Marvel now. I mean, granted, the scale is different, but yeah. um So, yeah, no, I agree. i um and so, yeah, coming straight out the gate with the Gauntlet Wars is kind of like, a yeah, pull the trigger too soon on that one.

Speaker: I was like, how do you top it? That's the thing. I mean, it's already universal threat. That was little crazy. It was great. Don't get me wrong. But again, how do you keep that that momentum going was with such a huge payoff at the end?

Speaker: I mean, Avengers Endgame was a great fucking movie. I don't care if it was a superhero movie. It was a great movie. It was. Oh, absolutely. I mean, like i said, phase one, I ah was really stoked with. There was definitely bumps in the road.

Speaker: But I do want to move on. could here and talk Marvel all day. I could talk comic books all day. My bad.

Speaker: ah The next one up is a... This is a... going to read the plot real quick. It's ah an estranged couple with a bounty on their heads. Must go on the run with their son...

Speaker: uh to avoid a former employee a unit of shadow ops that's been uh sent to kill them so it's a it's it's an action movie this is a shadow force this is shadow force cold shot show me what got

Speaker: i mean that was amazing don't be mad i was always a better shot no yes never what

Speaker: There isn't a distance you can travel or a hole dug deep enough where I can't reach you. I can't help but feel a little flattered. You wanna keep running all your life? Life is getting shorter by the second. We've been tracked. Hang on! You got a slate!

Speaker: nobody rock this fucking bonu tight on the

Speaker: Eight years ago, I recruited these two into a unit known Shadow Force. We did God's dirty work around the globe. We have to send them. We cannot do this anymore. Shadow Force came with one ironclad rule. No one leaves. the door I'm not gonna leave in fear anymore.

Speaker: We bow down to snow. And we need help. Auntie and Aunt are gunning for Cinder. We can burn his ass down. Hell yeah, and I can drink you want with me, Jax, keep coming.

Speaker: Ooh.

Speaker: took the thing i love most that isn't even the thing that you love

Speaker: ah care about my family and i will kill to protect them

Speaker: what you got around i got one do you think maybe i should get the extra it's not an extra yeah but you know i mean usually i'm the better shot usually yeah

Speaker: ah who Yeah, so they do end pretty abruptly, the the trailers. They're rough cuts. Like I said, I got rules I got to get around.

Speaker: Loopholes.

Speaker: So, what do you think of Shadow Force? I feel like it should be already.

Speaker: including Oh, okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Um. It is sort of reminiscent of sort of like Mr. Mrs. Smith or, oh shoot, it was a current one.

Speaker: It was sort of like, ah go ahead. I was saying the Italian job, but with, you know, the covert ops. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker: I kind of want to see it though. um I'm not mad at it. I like, I like Kerry Washington. I've seen her in other things. She's a great actress. actress I don't think I've seen Omar Sy in anything, but I'm actually... It looks pretty dope.

Speaker: I'm not mad at it, so... ah I'm just not going watch it in theaters. Oh, yeah. It's... it's ah Well, I think I'm... When it comes to movie theaters, yeah I mean, it's got to be like a great anticipated movie.

Speaker: this is definitely This is definitely a sit-at-home. i would spend a couple of bucks on Amazon to rent it. so yeah i mean it it looks It looks good enough for that, at least. It would probably be good in theaters. It's going be great. like Ten years down the road, it resurfaces as a cult classic.

Speaker: The other thing is, I feel like I've seen that movie so many times already. What does it really have to offer me that I haven't seen already?

Speaker: I don't know. ah thought I don't know. that's not no that's No, that's not a... No, I get you. It's a... yeah Fair enough. I'm going to have a similar comment about another movie that I'm still going to watch, but i have similar comment about it.

Speaker: But with Evian said... um This one, you know, all right, there I did clip out the very end of that trailer, so if you guys want to hear, it's it's funny because it ties in together one of the actors that plays in it, Methamans in it, so if you guys know who the Wu-Tang Clan is, and you know who got to you know who not to fuck with.

Speaker: So I that. Ha, ha, ha. say that

Speaker: That's great. but Yes.

Speaker: Moving on. Okay, this is the one. This is the one I was i was i was talking about. um This one is the one with Josh Hartnett we were talking about before.

Speaker: Yeah, this is a Fighter Flight. um ah First, I'm going to say one thing. I can't stand his fucking hair. The bleach blonde with the un-hair-dyed facial hairs. It looks like it's like he's a fan of the Tiger King. What's that?

Speaker: Tiger King light.

Speaker: but but on that what's it tiger king light yeah ah Well, this is actually Tiger King Heavyweight. This has got to kick your ass.

Speaker: Well, the character, of course. Further What am I doing here, Catherine? We're tracking a high value target. The ghost is a black hat terrorist. Deliver the mark to us alive. get your life back. We have a big problem.

Speaker: There country in the Western Hemisphere that doesn't have a bounty the ghost's head. Are you telling me that plane is full of killers? Rough night?

Speaker: for someone that's on this plane uh-huh and other people i'm looking too right can you hope something change into who hired you you're not even sober getting way closer than i'd like to be if i bring you ghost and alive i'm free

Speaker: these people have a lot of money for first class service and I cannot have them disturbed.

Speaker: Stop! Please! Someone's put a on him. What the They're going

Speaker: through the luggage, there must be something can use weapons. Oh yeah. The security of millions is at stake.

Speaker: Throw a chainsaw in a movie gives it an added added cool factor to it. but but Chainsaw was always made more cool by a movie being shot around it.

Speaker: Okay, so I'm still going to watch it, but I feel as though I've seen it before. ah We're talking sort of like Bullet Train that came out within their last few years with Brad Pitt.

Speaker: It's got that... That's...

Speaker: What's that? The last man hero standing sort of ethos like Die Hard or some shit. So it has sort of that that aspect to it. I'm not mad at it.

Speaker: It's definitely a a men to ah min to... A movie for men to go... oh who Yes, yes. Grunts and raise their testosterone levels.

Speaker: ah I'm not mad at it. I want to see it. Let's go watch this. Hit the farm. get to you right tonight Yeah. but And it is. It's it's from the same. it's It's from the same cats who brought us.

Speaker: Oh, fuck. creators of done Yes. John Wick. Yes. Thank you. Creators of John Wick. And I'm saying. i love that franchise. I know that's.

Speaker: a meathead franchise, but I dig it. But they're fun to watch, even though they're just so goddamn ridiculous. Mm-hmm. Do you just love to see ah Ted Theodore Logan do the impossible?

Speaker: I appreciate the choreography in movies like that. it's It's weird, but I don't look at it as a fight scene, but a very rapid...

Speaker: dance scene. And that's what it is. I mean, i mean it's it's all it's all choreographed. It's not real. It's Hollywood. so i mean So to think about it, once you peel away the illusion of Hollywood, you have these actors doing this dance.

Speaker: And the way John Wick did it with Keanu Reeves and the way the guns and the weapons was just badass. you know It gives it that It's like macho dancing. I don't know what to say. It's, it's without saying, getting too toxic masculinity. You know what I mean? Prison dance party, y'all. All dicks, no chicks. Hey.

Speaker: Yeah. But it's badass. What do you feel about Josh Hartnett seeming to reinvent himself? ah Did you see the movie Trap?

Speaker: Thank you. You looked that up. Awesome. Because no I liked. I have an assistant. Oh, Mike bringing the fact check. jack yeah we back directed by Directed by Night's Shamalama Ding Dong.

Speaker: And his daughter was in it as the pop star. Was that M. Night's movie? Really? Yes. Oh, man, I'm tricked into liking one of his movies, damn it.

Speaker: I liked it. It a weird movie. It was a fun movie to watch. It was a little ridiculous at the end. I mean, he's so calculating and perfect. All of a sudden, derp, he gets totally inept. Fair.

Speaker: Yeah, right? Yeah, I do. Yep. It's been a while since I watched it, i do remember that now, yes. I am. Last Victor, Joe Savvy.

Speaker: I've always been a fan. know it's like trying to be Dexter the entire movie, but he ends up being a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. um ah Remember the movie Lucky Number Slevin with Bruce Willis and Josh. And that's what I was kind of thinking about this fight or flight.

Speaker: It's Lucky Number Slevin part two. Yes. um I've always been a Josh josh fan, not just because we share a first name, but because ah think he's got good acting chops. I'm,

Speaker: I'm kind of glad maybe he needed to take that hiatus from Hollywood because I know i know it's been a while. Maybe he just went out and drank the Adrenochrome and they pushed him out. Fair enough. Fair enough. Maybe he finally caved in.

Speaker: He wasn't worshipping enough Satan. that's That's how they convinced him to die his hair like he walked out of a trailer park. Oh, um I missed it. that Oh, man.

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Speaker: I am not sure. The fun is being. Mystic, I stay in this hoe flicking my bean in this. What? Fair enough.

Speaker: You do you. Wee! Thanks for watching. but but

Speaker: we thanks for watching but the Oh, man. Oh, man. The Porno Movie Review is one of these days, Mystic. That'll do something for you.

Speaker: Were you a fan of Battlestar Galactica? Which one? The original? Okay, okay. let's go Let's walk through the questions. ah yeah Okay, okay.

Speaker: I'm just going to get right to the... Katie Sackhoff. Dude, I love that series. It had the best series finale I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker: It could have ended better. and I've always been. a There was a few throwaway episodes here and there, but they kind of fought through the writer's strike as well. um don't know if you're aware that was the time frame in that. They had that writer's strike and it really kind of ate the show up in the third season, fourth season little bit.

Speaker: But it picked up and it closed out beautifully. I think it was a brilliant show. I love the way they updated it and made it modern. But they still paid a lot of homage to the back show, like Richard Hatch having that cameo as the... Fuck, can't think of the character's name, but you know who I'm talking about.

Speaker: The agitator or whatever makes its way to the presidency. Laura Roslin played wonderfully. McConnell's great.

Speaker: I just... right So that's the first time I've ever watched Katie Sackhoff in anything was that show. yeah And I just, as an actress, like I've always been like drawn to whatever she she works in. It's just fucking badass. Anyway, I would like to see her. I'd like to see her. Huh?

Speaker: hu She's in the Star Wars universe now, too. She is the Bo-Katan. Dude, my Bo-Katan is her. She is great at Bo-Katan. I'd like to see her.

Speaker: curious Great character from Clone Wars series. She'd have to dye her hair, but I'd like to see her play Red Sonja. I think she get it. What? I could see that.

Speaker: huh Stallone's ex. I could see her being better than Stallone's ex. She's not really built like that. She's, she's not tall. She's just a, that warrior fierceness. Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker: And she brings that energy and it's, I don't think tall short really matters when it comes to a barbarian. Does it? Yeah. Kind of expected to be that. Really? and Yeah.

Speaker: That's kind of an expectation for the genre. That's that, uh, sci-fi genre, or not sci-fi, I'm sorry, that fantasy genre. You expect her to be a large, imposing woman.

Speaker: It's highest. You've got that special fantasy. a Fair enough, fair enough. Throw me around, mama.

Speaker: So basically, he's a mercenary, takes the job on a trekking down, ah target on a plane, but must be... See, I have the whole the whole synopsis.

Speaker: But I guess it really doesn't matter. You guys just watched... Motherfucking plane. You guys just watched the trailer. So this next one coming out... That's why you put her out.

Speaker: I didn't catch her in the trailer somehow. Yeah. um She is the boss lady not on the plane giving the orders.

Speaker: Yeah, they show her a small clip. She's kind of She's got her hair kind of up in a weird sort of like. She's the Bosley of the evil angels. I mean, I can yeah i can play it again.

Speaker: ah Don't worry about it, brother. Don't worry about it. um Sure. and yeah Cool. Let's go ah hurry up tomorrow. This one. This is one I know you're excited about.

Speaker: I am. I am.

Speaker: good like i know yeah and know you mean

Speaker: ah lovely rope over the lova gardenden

Speaker: You were hurting yourself, and you were hurting another one around you. Something has to change.

Speaker: Ooh. One thing about that trailer, while I was listening to it, i kind of felt that the music had a weekend feel to it. And then to find out that the weekend's in it at the end, I thought that was wild. Yes. Yes. The weekend is in it. Matter of fact, dude, okay. So this movie, when I was looking into it, um,

Speaker: He's actually one of the three writers. Trey Edward Schultz, also the director. He's a writer. Then Reza Finn, he's another writer. Of course, it stars The Weeknd, Jenna Ortega, and then Barry Keegan.

Speaker: ah If you don't know who Barry Keegan is, sure he's a writer. He played Joker in ah the the newest one The Batman with Robert Pattinson.

Speaker: He plays the Joker at the end, and then he plays... And some other psycho thriller movie that came out, I can't remember if it was straight to Amazon or Netflix. About a weekend getaway with some bougie people. I'll have to find that movie. It's really good.

Speaker: ah Barry Keegan, he plays in some great like ah psychological thriller movies. like The dude is fucking awesome. um I wanna watch it because it's, okay, so it's about this musician.

Speaker: a first of all, he's he's an insomniac. He encounters this stranger, Jenna Ortega's character, and oh it goes from there. um I like movies like this, Fight Club.

Speaker: There was another one with, oh, oh shoot. What is his comedian stand-up?

Speaker: robert Robin Williams, he played in an insomnia movie that I really loved. oh He was a creep in that, too. What's that?

Speaker: One-hour photo. He was a creep in that, too, Robin Williams. Yes. Dude, he... Man, that guy played some great roles when he got away from comedy.

Speaker: um i just movie what What's that? What Dreams May Come was a beautiful movie. yeah yeah Yeah. use a He was a beautiful person.

Speaker: I know he had his issues. Don't get me wrong. i'm I'm aware. by ah Anyway, moving on. I don't want to so drone on too much about Robin Williams. not here about him. but This movie right here, I like i like a good Mindfuck movie, I guess. so And this one definitely seems like it's it's going to be that. looks interesting.

Speaker: I'll watch that. yeah Again, probably not in the theater. Who knows? We do all movie dates once in a while. who It's got to be something good. It's got to be worth it.

Speaker: you know and I mean, I'm okay. It's very Kyogen. Keoghan. Keoghan. Okay, sorry. Keoghan. I thought that was how it was spent. Once you said a couple of those roles, it made me start thinking about that.

Speaker: was to think of who the hell Keegan was. Yeah. Keoghan. Thank you, Sue. Speaking of Sue. Thank you, Sue. She said you're welcome. Do you and Sue enjoy a good rom-com, like a date movie?

Speaker: Yeah, we just watched one couple nights ago. What was that we watching? Yes, you and I were watching a movie.

Speaker: Uh, well, you weren't really watching it, watching it. It was on, um, she's like, we did it was on Amazon. I think it had Anna Kendrick in it.

Speaker: Uh, Amber Hurt. No, not Amber Heard. like Blake Lively. The other dirty bitch.

Speaker: It was fun. i liked it. It was a fun movie. It's not exactly a romantic comedy, but it was definitely a comedy. but Sort of just closed. opposed

Speaker: women-led comedy. It was like it was funny. I liked it. It different. It was weird. At the end, it got strange. It was a weird movie, man. What's it called? I don't remember.

Speaker: Fair. I'll tell you what. We're going to take a quick break. um and If you remember, you can tell us when we get back. and then If not, we'll press on to something else, my man.

Speaker: A simple request, maybe?

Speaker: I'll get it for you. so Who's making a request? A Simple Request, I think, might have been the name of the movie. Oh, okay, okay. A Simple Request. Maybe A Simple Favor. I don't know. I'll get i'll give you the answer. It was A Simple Something.

Speaker: A Simple Something. That's a great movie. Fair enough. ah What you feeling like, man? Simple Favor. Simple Favor is what it was called. Arliss Walker. throw something in there for him. That's what I was thinking. I got Watch You Burn by Simple. That's a good one. That's a good one.

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Speaker: happen. Only a cow will pick up a gun crowd trying to have fun now the biggest lights they won't lose their globe the fam will play on with the show you're gonna get your turn yeah you're gonna get your turn

Speaker: I wanna dance I didn't see I had friends in your company I can snap my face I can flip a switch Make that last bullet burn You tired of a bitch You're gonna get your turn Yeah, you're gonna get your turn

Speaker: John, you gotta give John turns.

Speaker: you don't you go too far just know this let me give you pause before you melt your bombs won't trigger a synagogue you're gonna get your turn yeah you're gonna get your turn son you're gonna get your turn devil gonna watch you

Speaker: Welcome back. How's it going? but but but I'm trying to do good. It's not here tonight. Oh, yeah, I was going to hit up all the afterwards. I was going to hit up the socials afterwards. I'm not too worried about it right now.

Speaker: I can't do it at the beginning. Drop Arliss's episode with the Southern Outlaws band from Glick's House of Music since we're playing them on the show. little cross-promotion from our show to theirs. Yeah. um You know what? This is a good time to actually just go ahead and go this is a lineup real quick before we start rolling on everything else.

Speaker: So, yeah. um Monday nights you can catch Wally on I think that's his Vroom Vroom night. That's going to be Speedway Stories.

Speaker: If not, I know he switches sometimes. It depends on his guest lineup or it's Cold-Blooded Conversations. Or you can catch Wally on one of those on Thursdays.

Speaker: ah Tuesdays, you have Glick's House of Music. i think he's booked up through May with guests. So check him out. What's that? Into June.

Speaker: End of June, yes. He is booked up through the end of June. We were just talking about Arliss. Arliss is one of his first guests. If you roll through the catalog, you'll be able to find that one. is a good one. I dropped link in the chat.

Speaker: Oh, did you? Nice. on YouTube, yep. On YouTube? Okay, cool. I did not see it.

Speaker: don't see it. Anyway, I'll move on. um So, and then, ah but but but do boo Wednesday nights, sort of a sort of up in the air right now. of Wednesday nights is going through a rebrand.

Speaker: So we're going to move on to Thursday nights. Again, that's with Wally with either Speedway stories or cold blood cold-blooded killer killers. you Wrong wrong wrong word cold voteed conversations That's what I meant to say. And of course, Fridays.

Speaker: What's that? Chronic contemplations, not conversations. Oh, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. But Friday night, you got you're right here with nonsense and chill with Michael and talking movies and whatnot.

Speaker: Then, of course, Saturdays in the mornings-ish, noon-ish, you have Glick and his son ah Cash doing Cash's Corner where they talk wrestling. And I think they're going over highlights ah from the previous week ah tomorrow.

Speaker: I think that's what he said. And then, of course, Saturday nights is the flagship show of the Nonsensical Network. Nonsensical Nonsense Open Door Challenge.

Speaker: where you in the audience can just pop up and give us what for, and we can give you what for back or pal around chitchat. Then, of course, Sunday, we wrap it up with some sports with unnecessary roughness with Glick, Rick, and their boy Derek. I think he's – Derek is a professional or was a professional sports ball player.

Speaker: Can't remember what sports ball he threw, though. ah And then, of course, Monday, you just hit that – rinse and recycle and spin it again get all cottonmouth bunch of stoners around here speaking of stoners uh you guys can check michael and i's side project out it's off the network uh you can find us on youtube it's under a chronic contemplations uh

Speaker: we got three episodes out where we just chit chat about stuff in the in the current zeitgeist uh just whatever tickles or fancy um yeah kind of like a stoner talk kind of thing it's pretty fun guy loses a whole lot of viewers yeah what's like guys not not the scary geist not the scary poltergeist

Speaker: See, that's usually Glick's like, why are you using those $100 words, man? Because my vocabulary. Teaching my kids how to build a lexicon.

Speaker: It's fun. Gotta vocabulate.

Speaker: Michael, do you have anything to add before we roll on to the next trailer, sir? That does look like a fun watch, but again, that's one I'm probably skipping the theater for. That's just me.

Speaker: Honestly, I think there isn't a movie coming out this month that I personally would go to the theater for. Even the Thunderbolts. I'll watch it when it comes out. What's that?

Speaker: Not even Thunderbolts Asterisk? No. I got to see those in the theater. that's why That's my jam. I love my superhero movies. But we already talked about that one. Moving on.

Speaker: You're good. I think moving on. Oops. got it. you're good ah i think i think moving on we are oops yeah I got two laptops, and sometimes I think my may ah my mouse is working the one over here, and it's not.

Speaker: Smoking out of one blaze. Okay. So the next one we're going to talk about is um Mission. Wait, how did you call it?

Speaker: Mission Impusible. Impusible. The foo. The final fuckinging. Until the next one.

Speaker: yeah Mission Impossible, the final reckoning, right? Like 20 years later, they dig him up. Tom Cruise is coming to fucking theater near you again. um Cruise and his lifts will be coming in. God, I think I watched the first couple. Okay.

Speaker: First of all, let's play the trailer, and then we'll discuss.

Speaker: Where's the trailer, Josh? There it is. Our

Speaker: lives are not defined by any one action. Our lives are the sum of our choices.

Speaker: everything you are everything you've done come to this

Speaker: When the need for certainty is absolute and the odds are deemed impossible, the mission falls to him. Should he choose to accept? um For every life you try to save, you gambled millions more.

Speaker: And now the fate of every living soul on Earth is your responsibility.

Speaker: That's the pattern, isn't it? You refuse to sacrifice the ones you hold close.

Speaker: always been the right side, brother. I have no regrets. These I should do.

Speaker: I need to trust me one last time.

Speaker: Right out of the gate. That trailer was made for one and a half speed. It looked way better at one and a half speed than it did at regular speed. Dude, you stole me. I'm watching it now.

Speaker: One and a half speed? Dude, that was a wild fucking ride. I was thinking the same thing. I was like, man, speeding these trailers up to one and a half speed sometimes make them even funnier.

Speaker: takes like an action scene and makes me chuckle at it. Or maybe it's just Tom Cruise's face. i don't know.

Speaker: But, okay, so I haven't watched in a possible Mission Impossible movie, I think, since the second one. And the only reason why I watched him to begin with Because like people know around here, I'm not a Tom Cruise fan.

Speaker: But I do make concessions when there's other elements of the movie that drowns him out. Such as Simon Pegg, Vince Rimes, yeah, I think Vain.

Speaker: Vain. Vain. Thank you. Vain. Yeah. but You know, know and, and it yeah, I'll fuck that name up until the day I die.

Speaker: um Just like Shirley Staron. I'll fuck her name up to the day I die. Got it right. ah Did I really? no Shirley Staron.

Speaker: yes So what do you think? No, I won't watch it. Two thumbs way, way down. you Way, way, way down.

Speaker: The last Mission Impossible watched in the movies was number five, Ghost Protocol. and it was because my mom wanted to see it i took my mom to the movie date that's right i took my mom to the movies there's nothing wrong with that oh i agree i'm talking to you want to fight about it i took my mom to the movies oh oh if we have viewers that that that doesn't think it's cool to take your mother out on a date you're on the wrong channel No, you still stay here. That's fine. You can hate watches, though. That's

Speaker: We're nerds. We're nerds. It's cool. And my big thoughts on Mission Impossible was it peaked at number three.

Speaker: They couldn't beat number three. Dude, Philip Seymour Hoffman was the best fucking Bond-type villain ever. Because kind of what they're against, Bond villains, basically, right? They're power hungry, it's fucking super superstar mega brokers or whatever.

Speaker: He was the best. He was so callous, so calculating, so cold constantly. Just a very antithetical kind of a role for Philip Seymour Hoffman. You know, one, now I want to watch that.

Speaker: Because yes, he's a great villain. Great villain. It's a great movie. A lot darker, a lot grittier, and just a great fucking watch. Even with Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise couldn't fuck that up because Philip Seymour Hoffman was so strong.

Speaker: Now I know why Tom Cruise was doing Mission Impossible movies. Because he knew he was never going to get... Because you have to be like this tall to ride the James Bond character.

Speaker: And he's short. ah So he's like, well, shit, what can I do? Mission Impossible. Thank you, Scientology. Watching this, going to get hate-fucked by ah Scientologists picture-takers.

Speaker: Yes. Oh, God. Yeah, if Scientology, if you're listening to me right now, you can go after yourself. I don't care. um You don't scare me, just like the rest of the other ones.

Speaker: Consider me a combatant. Consider me a combatant. it's

Speaker: Ron L. Hubbard.

Speaker: No, it's LRH. If you're in the know, it's LRH. you I was going by what he signed as Dianetic Books. Interesting fact.

Speaker: so he is the most... published author of all time. He published more books than anybody ever.

Speaker: But you know who sold the most? Jesus. What are you going to do there, Ron or Al Holbird? Holbird, whatever the fuck your name is. I'm fucking up names tonight, guys. But I'm not fucking up Copenhaver anymore. so Woo! That's the only name that matters, baby.

Speaker: Exactly. So the next one coming up. What's that? Go ahead. Go ahead. You're the co-host with the most, baby. The co-host is with the most.

Speaker: So this one i and want to watch. Not in the theaters. yeah and I remember this franchise when it first started.

Speaker: And I loved it then, and I think I need to catch up on it. So I'm just going go ahead and play the trailer, and you guys can just fucking guess what it is.

Speaker: always knew this day would come. got it. I don't

Speaker: think you got i always knew this day would come ah got it um don't think you got it

Speaker: I held him off for years. Charlie, get up here. He's a relentless son of bitch.

Speaker: Won't stop till he finishes the job.

Speaker: Death is coming for our family. I said, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Speaker: Grandma, what's happening to us? Years ago, they had a premonition that started it all. I saw what death was about to do.

Speaker: I saved a lot of lives that night. Everyone needs to get the dance floor! Lives that were never meant to be saved. But death doesn't like it when you mess with his plans.

Speaker: This book, it will show you everything you need to know to keep our family safe. It all started with Grandma. Death is coming for us because we were never supposed to exist. Only by embracing death will it pass you by.

Speaker: Maybe death's not actually coming for our family. Because that would be crazy.

Speaker: I only imagine that if Tony Todd, rest in peace, if heaven was real, he's up in heaven, sitting next to St. Peter, laughing at all the fragile white people being kicked down to hell. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker: That dude is awesome. Anyway. Huh? He's passed? Yeah, Tony Todd. yeah he Yeah, he passed away, I think, last year.

Speaker: Well, he's in this, I think. He is in this. That's why I brought it up. Yeah. oh Yeah. Yeah, i thought I saw him in the trailer. Yeah, he died ah November 6th of last year. So, yeah, it was pretty recent. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Remember Tony Todd. That's why I really wanted to play this trailer and why i'm going to watch this movie. Because Tony Todd. For me, it's...

Speaker: No, no, no, no, fuck no, I'm not gonna watch that piece of shit. You're not gonna watch it? Hell no. Dude, I lost interest in these movies after the second one.

Speaker: It's like, ah, death's due time. hey Oh, yeah, I mean... so okay. It was an interesting concept. It's been absolutely fucking it fumbled. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

Speaker: It's funny. Alright, so... One funny thing I find about these movies is you and I have had a discussion about free will on Chronic kind um ah chronic Contemplations. You guys should go check that out. Anyway.

Speaker: Episode two. I've had explained to me by somebody that believed in biblical free will that I, being a determinist,

Speaker: They analogized my belief using a Final Destination movies. As in, that's how I believe what determinate determinism is. Anyway, that's why I always get a ah chuckle out of these movies.

Speaker: And they are fun. To me, they're fun. um Some of them, i can see some of them are pretty convoluted. Yes, you're hundred percent 100%. But some of them stuck with me.

Speaker: is When they first came out, I was a lot younger. I think I was in my 20s when these came out. I remember right. That was in high school still when the first one came out. Or at the very least, the very, very early mid-90s.

Speaker: Was it mid-90s when it first came out? remember at the latest, I'm thinking. Because I kind of remember that first one, I swear. I was at high school when it came out. We'll check it out on the next one.

Speaker: Yeah, where's our fact checker? anyway um anyway Anyway, so but the log the log scene always stuck with Whenever I'm on the highway.

Speaker: Everyone says that. So, yeah. yeah That's probably why it's... What's that word? What's that word I'm looking for? Not infamous.

Speaker: i don't know. It's stuck in our minds. Anyway, so you're not going to see it because it's a piece of shit. Fair enough. Stick with being funny, campy, and great. Like, goofy. You know mean? These more and more intricate, weird, wild death tales.

Speaker: One second. What's our time? The very first one? I couldn't have been more wrong. The first one came out in 2000. Okay, see, that's what I i was thinking late.

Speaker: Funny stuff. I was thinking in late 90s, early 2000s. You were thinking better than me. I thought I might have still been in high school. Probably still acting like high school.

Speaker: I'm sure we're all familiar with Tony Todd in the in in and then the type of movies he plays in. He is Candyman. Yeah. Candyman were higher budget movies respectively.

Speaker: ah To each their own. Some vary. But... So this one is definitely a lower budget movie. It's definitely not a Yes, it's going to the theaters. It's high enough budget for that. Don't get me wrong.

Speaker: But it's still not like a blockbuster... I mean, i I bet this movie barely scrapes by and breaks in rakes and i don't know. What's what's that?

Speaker: When you cover your losses. Break even. Break even. It'll probably at least break even. So I think there's enough. There's a big enough fan base. so Yes, they're a beloved franchise for all the wrong reasons.

Speaker: When it tried to take it seriously, it really pissed me off and annoyed me. It's like, come on, man. Just be what you are, movie. it was always it was It always took itself seriously, I thought. ah In the beginning, first in the first two probably, yeah.

Speaker: But then it just, i don't know, it got sillier and sillier. They tried to add too much to the lore. In my opinion. I think the silliness in the first one was the fact that it was a bunch of silly high school kids, in essence, that started off in that movie. Because they were, they were being silly, goofy, silly.

Speaker: knuckleheaded teenagers but on a field trip on a plane until shit hit the fan and then all that went away. So I always thought it took itself seriously.

Speaker: It's just that component was there because was them being teenagers. Now I feel I've slipped into an alternate universe a couple of different times now in my life.

Speaker: In this universe, was Sharon Stone in the original Candyman movie?

Speaker: Sue? are No, it wasn't Sharon Stone. It's an actress that looked like her, though.

Speaker: o don't know. Sue's looking it up. In my memory, it was Sharon Stone.

Speaker: Virginia Madsen.

Speaker: Yeah, okay, so it wasn't Sharon Stone. But she does look a lot like her. She does look a lot like her. and Maybe I just got a bad brain. but That's not an off-the-table comment.

Speaker: I've got a bad brain.

Speaker: Man, got stoner brain. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying.

Speaker: i mean, I get it, too. A good sign like I'm fucking you. Did not include Clown in the Cornfield. Man. Oh, I'm... We'll definitely... We got one more trailer to watch.

Speaker: and it's only been like It's only been like an hour. so we but so I'm going to bring up the list. And we'll go through and talk and talk about some honorable mentions. Yes, I don't have the trailers for The Clown in the Cornfield.

Speaker: I don't wish I did now, though. but ah and looks I was thinking, i wasn't sure. um like that lady in the front yard. i don't even remember what the hell. Came out a month or two ago. It looked like a total dog.

Speaker: I wasn't sure how many trailers would be enough or too much. So i got that's I have seven. Thinking seven was going to too many. so I was wrong. There's always so much to talk about.

Speaker: There is. There is. So this last one is actually one that I'm not. can talk Thunderbolts for an hour. Well, we can always revisit Thunderbolts. so We can always revisit Thunderbolts. That's what we're here for tonight.

Speaker: This last one, I'm excited still not to see it in the theaters, but I am kind of excited to see it when it hits ah Amazon or whatever. bringing back some oldies and a newie.

Speaker: The kid in this movie, I think, z is is going to be impressive as fuck. Let me get his name real quick. Oh, wrong laptop. character Chat disconnected. Please wait while we try to reconnect you.

Speaker: Well... Are you there? I'm here, buddy. Oh, no, I got a... Holy shit, and what's up, Johnny Bongs?

Speaker: Johnny Bongs.

Speaker: Anyway.

Speaker: Our traditions are rooted in history. Kung Fu.

Speaker: Cloudy. The tree grows strong.

Speaker: You knew Mr. Miyagi? I did not come looking for Sensei Miyagi. I came looking for you.

Speaker: In life, you have only one question.

Speaker: Is it worth fighting for it? Or not?

Speaker: Lee means to me what you meant to Shinsemiaki. I'm doing this for all this, whatever it takes

Speaker: Two branches,

Speaker: one tree.

Speaker: I never thought i would see Ralph Macchio and Jackie Chan in movie together. Especially when they're both the same age.

Speaker: Wait, are they really? One playing a mentor or the other. Dude, Ralph Macchio is a thousand. I know he's old, but he's not. He's not that old. How old Ralph Macchio is?

Speaker: We got us a fact checker now, brother. We got a whole team. Yeah. I am. So the Karate Kid stuff, really, because Ralph Macho was the villain in the first movie.

Speaker: Miyagi is a demon wizard. Demon sorcerer. This doesn't sit right with me. Being up on that nice blonde kid and all his friends.

Speaker: Bullies. I am familiar with I'm familiar with the movie theater you're speaking of, sir. sixty three he is is. Okay. Jackie Chan is what? 71, eight years difference.

Speaker: seventy three seventy five hundred hundred and fifty

Speaker: i don't know man he's the drunken master seventy one seventy one eight years difference That's not a huge difference. That's really not. They're more of cohorts than they are.

Speaker: Yeah. They're like big brother, little brother. More or less. Yeah. Or cousins or some shit. All right. So I've always been a Jackie Chan fan.

Speaker: jackie g fan likewise i like his movies um and the little dude that's in this uh got his name down lee fong l-i-f-o-n-g lee fong he's he's the karate kid in this one the dude's got some moves so i think it's just like i don't know i i've always wondered it's like man with jackie chan getting up there in age You don't see Jet Li around anymore. It's like, who's going to be that badass kung fu karate dude, you know? Wasn't Jet Li in the last Dependables?

Speaker: fifty Years ago, though. It's been that long? since last I don't know. Dependables is more trash. It is. it's i didn't like I didn't like it at all. No, I think he was in the first one. He wasn't in the second one or the third one.

Speaker: Susan says Steven Seagal should take over.

Speaker: I think we might have to fire the fact checker. but Believe me, that was steeped in lots of Zargad. You know, i know, i know, i know. but sir I wasn't, though.

Speaker: You know who's worse than Tom Cruise? You know who's worse than Tom Cruise? You know who I would much rather not watch than Tom Cruise? I'll sit there watch Tom Cruise.

Speaker: I'll watch Legend before I'll watch whatever the shit Steven Seagal calls himself. He can be awesomely bad, though, man. I'm telling you right now. It's amazing. Dude, Tom Cruise? Yeah.

Speaker: Steven Seagal, he can be awesomely and just never awesome.

Speaker: No. That dude is a fucking weirdo, man. I'm going to send you a link I need you to watch later. You'll understand our love-hate for Seagal.

Speaker: I love making fun of the dude. Yeah, yeah. You're going to like this clip. You're going to like this clip. Check it out. I'll send it to you later. Fair enough. What the hell were we talking about? Did I play? not know there was another Miyagi movie after, well, another Friday Kid after the one with Jaden Smith. had no idea that it was.

Speaker: Okay, so yes, he was not he did not know that Jackie Chan played don't know if his name was Mr. Miyagi in that. It probably wasn't if they continuing his character.

Speaker: No, because in this one, he's called Mr. Han.

Speaker: Because in this one, he is not there looking for Mr. Miyagi. He's there looking for Daniel's son. That's what he said, yeah. Yeah, so he's not Mr. Miyagi. He's in, if you look at... But what was in the last one? Was he Mr. Miyagi in that one?

Speaker: ah You know what? that i That's a very good question. I did, but that was so long ago. It's not like some recent movie. for It's all these hard questions, man. He's not my Miyagi. Not my Miyagi. Hashtag not my Miyagi.

Speaker: Ha!

Speaker: Let's see. Better late than never, my friend. ever Thanks for watching, um brother. yeah Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. That was in 2010. So that's like a 15-year-old movie. And it was a viral, the decent. don't know. I didn't watch it. I don't remember anything. He played Mr. Han, so this is a continuation.

Speaker: so So Jaden Smith's character, Dre Parker, could... eventually like be in the continuity of this this franchise. Why? Because Mr. Hong, Jackie Chan is with that.

Speaker: Nothing to do with the fucking ah Cobra Fangs or Tiger Fangs. God damn it. Eagle Fangs. Oh, Cobra, the show on Netflix. want Cobra Kai in this and they're not.

Speaker: And I hate it. They're using Cobra Kai's popularity to bring back an old tired story. There's already a new generation. There's the Cobra Kai kids. Why the fuck are they ignoring that in the in the big screen situation? I don't like that.

Speaker: Because Hollywood... I'm Florence, Because Hollywood, probably in their mind, whoever the studio is making it, to them it's a safer bet to bring it back with on the big screen with familiar faces rather than new ones and it be a flop.

Speaker: But the new ones are the familiar faces at this point. Think about it. They haven't had a fucking movie in 15 years. bringing back Mr. Han, who was so great that they didn't do another one for 15 years. I mean, that's not how Karate Kid worked the first time around. That makes no sense to me. I'm just saying. saying That makes no sense to me.

Speaker: Maybe I'm kooky. It could be worse. they could bring They can bring Hillary Swank back. Oh, no. Don't. Don't you. And broadcast.

Speaker: Canceled. Canceled. I just, man, i don't know. I feel like they're right they just finished the series. It was called the series finale. They were talking about going to the big screen with it.

Speaker: So where is it going to fit in with Mr. Han and his plans for Miyagi-Do? It just seems like a direct diversion of stories. It just

Speaker: he I gotta say, I don't like it. I don't like it.

Speaker: Oh, here we go. the Jackie Chan version was honestly good than the Mr. Miyagi. Interesting. thank you matt That's an interesting take. Or as as good.

Speaker: As good. i'm not sure. i i I try not to mess with people's grammar because people are from around the world possibly, so.

Speaker: ah You know, but all right but to be fair, you're talking about one from the mid-80s compared to one in the mid-2000s. Right.

Speaker: Ish. So, yeah i mean, there's like 20 years of like ah filmography difference, choreography, you know. technology and all sorts of stuff so but you know i think for what it was wasn't about the fights as much as it was about the growth

Speaker: the lesson learned the path pay yeah the internal movies that on the mat struggle that was more of a a showcase than a set piece the set piece was the characterizations

Speaker: Where's Glick? wherever is no no good Glick is typically not here on a Friday night. He does he does game. um i do so i used to stream this to Rumble, but I stopped and I started streaming to Twitch.

Speaker: And I know Glick has a Twitch audience that will watch and play video games. So I thought maybe we can bring the movie talk over to Twitch too. So you guys hit it up in the comments and let us know what you think.

Speaker: So, yeah.

Speaker: That was all the trailers. Do you find any of these trailers affecting you in some kind of a way? Did we show you something you didn't know was coming out? You're looking to go to the actual theater to see any of these movies.

Speaker: Why?

Speaker: But yeah, that's my thoughts on the new Karate Kid. I didn't know there was another one with Jaden Smith. least I don't really remember. Maybe I remember seeing it thinking, and not today. But it was also because I didn't see Han. I thought they were replacing Mr. Miyagi, and I just wasn't in for a new character. and

Speaker: I can say I watched it when it came out. So I didn't remember if if he was playing Mr. Miyagi or not. I really didn't remember that. But... yeah It was impossible bring it back if he was Mr. Miyagi to be not Mr. Miyagi. That didn't make sense.

Speaker: I thought maybe they were trying to reboot it, like restart it. like jaden Jaden Smith was, quote-unquote, the new Daniels son, and Jackie Chan was the new Mr. Miyagi, which is probably what they probably should have done, but whatever.

Speaker: um they were Better than the Hillary Swank shit.

Speaker: saying. How do you really feel about Hilary Swank? Man, I just, she's not she's not the greatest actress, man. No, I agree. yeah i'm dying What do I know?

Speaker: i not I'm not an actor, so guess I can't say much.

Speaker: So, honorable mentions? I was just going to ask you, sir, do you have any you wanted to bring up? ah Clowns in the cornfield, dude. Clowns in the cornfield god. I wish I would have fucking did that trailer so gonna be fun looks like she's gonna be fun on another one, too ah Was clouds in a cornfield was that was that to the theaters is that a theater release? Oh, yeah. Yes, come out to theaters is it really see that looked more of a straight to Amazon rent for $3.00

Speaker: That's not the end impression I got. That's what's coming out in theaters. Okay. Or I'm really wrong. Well, shit. impossible. Well, I have... I think you're right because I have the list of all the movies coming out in theaters this month right in front of my eyeballs, and I'm looking for that movie right now.

Speaker: Wait, where's the 30th? Unless it's on the 30th.

Speaker: I'm not seeing it. yeah

Speaker: maybe i worked that' Maybe that was an old video and it got pushed back on the release date. Nope. It's right here. I scrolled by. It comes out on May 9th, guys. A clown in a cornfield.

Speaker: Which does look like a good horror flick. Don't get me wrong. If you don't like if you're scared of clowns and and you like scaring yourself... So many people are scared of clowns that will not see that movie just because it's got clowns in it.

Speaker: Man, like people who don't like spiders should definitely go watch Arachnophobia because it's hilarious. So fucking funny. I love that. money I am not super comfortable around spiders, not going lie. I made my flesh crawl a few times in the theater, but I still went and watched it.

Speaker: You can't go wrong with John Goodman ever. John Goodman is for the fucking win. Another one, big, big honorable mention. I might actually go watch this. Sue and I were watching the preview for it.

Speaker: The Surfer.

Speaker: So I watched a clip of it when you sent me that ah YouTube video. it's It's the surfer as Jack Nichols. Jack. No. what no fuck Nicholas Cage.

Speaker: It's got Nicholas Cage in it. And he he goes back to his old surfing spot from when he was a kid. And with his kid, he gets in an altercation and then shit goes sideways, basically. And that's that's.

Speaker: A simplest form in it. You know, Nicolas Cage and his dye job on his facial hair every time I see him is always different. i just want to put that out there real quick. um right

Speaker: the But the guy is a good actor. He's the best. What's that? He's a chameleon. He is. He wears the skin of a lot of different people.

Speaker: My favorite is Snake Eyes, Nicholas Gage. Love him in that. Snake Eyes, Snake Eyes.

Speaker: ah Cop. There's a prize fight going on. He's the guy known to cut corners and look the other way and just know smooth things over like a fixer cop.

Speaker: You know what I mean? like on the Sounds familiar. lieutenant dan that Lieutenant Dan is in it. He plays like the Secretary of the Department of the Navy. okay Okay. I know you're talking about. I'm going to have to check that out.

Speaker: gar sinnic I'm to have to check that out. um I remember watching it years ago, but it doesn't sound like it's not on the right around the funnel the frontal Not far from the 8mm years. That was a great movie too.

Speaker: So 8mm, that one I've watched a dozen times. I love that movie. Machine. Joaquin Phoenix is in it.

Speaker: The guy who plays the machine. he is the guy who plays Ed Kemper. He plays True Blood the sheriff. he plays in true blood as the sheriff it's that guy he's a he's a he's a good dude uh he's a goofy looking big guy but he's it was it's just it was weird to see him in that in that part um but yeah yeah great movie um have you seen have you seen uh god dang it is it willie's world willie wonka's world no oh shoot

Speaker: Anyway, one with john because but this is the one with Nicolas Cage, where Nicolas Cage gets hired to clean up this old, quote-unquote, showbiz pizza.

Speaker: Or not showbiz. People known as Chuck E. Cheese. It's like a Chuck Cheese. It's sort of like a five nights at Friday situation, but it's just one dude.

Speaker: He's got to clean it up. But as he's cleaning it up, all this supernatural things are going on, and he's kicking ass, taking names, cleaning the joint up, while taking his breaks and playing his freaking arcade games. It's weird.

Speaker: But it's just Nicolas Cage, and every time he gets in a fight, he gets dirty, he always goes and puts on a fresh, clean, white T-shirt. Yeah. so It's on Netflix. I'm pretty sure song and i think it's on Amazon, too.

Speaker: I wish I could remember the name of it, but it's a great movie. Willie's what? Willie's World or something, you said? Something like that, yeah.

Speaker: All right. I'll have to check that out. But anyway, The Surfer, it looks ah interesting. I think Sue and I might use that for a date night movie, maybe. o That's a good date movie actually I 100% agree in for like it's got a lot of tension in it and she It's really uncomfortable with The tension on screen.

Speaker: It's like she's so empathic. She just absorbs all that tension into herself and she just Freaks around until it resolves Like she talks to the thing like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no don't do it Don't do it. No no no

Speaker: but know Bitch, he got a knife. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: and So for honorable mention. I'm sorry. One last one. Words of war. Oh, that was I was going bring up. kind of want to see that.

Speaker: like

Speaker: i am

Speaker: ae kind of want to see that Yeah, that's what I'll wait. I won't watch it in the theater. Too dry. I'll fall asleep. Yeah, something I got to watch at home. I got to make sure I prepare for it and have a notepad to take notes down.

Speaker: And Google so I can double check the accuracy of shit and just to make sure noticing something. I'll be on Google at the same time. Sue does it too. We watch true crime and shit.

Speaker: Yeah. Um, yeah, I, uh, I think that's going to be a good one for sure.

Speaker: that's a hell a way to say hello. Hello. sorry. I was taking sip of my Pepsi zero sugar. Have you tried these zero sugar sodas?

Speaker: No. ah Fair enough. I don't believe in disappointing myself.

Speaker: Well, I mean, I don't believe in purposely disappointing myself. Zero sugar, zero goodness. So I drink a soda. The sugary blast. This, so my honorable mention, oh my gosh, it's Britney. Oh, it's Britney. um As if.

Speaker: So this movie, I think went in production or controversy since 2021, Rust. with Alec, Alec Baldwin, uh, one where the scenographer, the scene, the scenographer ended up getting shot on, uh, on stage.

Speaker: Yeah. On the sound.

Speaker: There's an opinion there. your Sugar is trash. Who says yo sugar is trash. I'm like, um, i you know what, Brittany?

Speaker: your trash but the good kind of trash the trash i like to keep around ah she's me yeah big controversy uh he was found not guilty but the uh set wrangler in the animal person was also set up to be the lead ammo person or maybe the other way around or they gave her some other job We watched a documentary on that, Sue and I. And she was convicted, and so was one or two of the producers behind the film.

Speaker: But the Alec Baldwin, because of the way they got convicted, he got off.

Speaker: I like how you rolled that into a ah euphemism, Brittany. I dig it. Yes. oh what's i So i didn't really know what the movie was about.

Speaker: Until like earlier today. It's about an accidental shooting. A son ax accidentally shoots someone and his father goes on the lam with them. So the movie involves an accidental shooting that had an accidental shooting.

Speaker: I just stop the um thought the irony there was kind of appropriately bad. Tragic, actually.

Speaker: Yeah, not a big fan of westerns generally. You know, it's it's not that, yeah, it's not the it's not the it doesn't seem like an action-packed period piece. what's true Yeah, yeah, yeah. it's Thank you. Yeah, it's more of a period piece, less than a western.

Speaker: And I'm to honest. Anything with Balik Baldwin not being funny in it is just not worth my time. He's too good of a comedic actor, man.

Speaker: wouldn' have actually that's all i'm in go get me an apple f i

Speaker: um You know, the only other honorable mention I really had is the one you had brought up there at the end of Words of War. Okay, I'll throw this one out right right right quick. And Oh, plug Disney real quick because I know we have fans in the audience that have children. i have children. Michael has children. And if you like Lilo and Stitch, they're releasing a live action. Lilo and Stitch this month. go go

Speaker: it looks fun. Go Hoonakan. No, that's the moment thought it was one. Yes, yeah, it's King. mahan little dont be sketching

Speaker: Ohana? Is it Ohana? Ohana means family? I think it's that. Ohana. Sue says yes. Yes. So go Ohana and love yourself.

Speaker: Yes. Lilo and Stitch live action. Sometime this month. I think it's ah it's the 23rd. Yes, there we go. So, yeah.

Speaker: I know it means family. i was just goofing. I did. Speaking of speaking of goofy enough in the disney talk um so you want to talk about thunderbolts before we roll out of here michael i know you're itching to fun movies just like such a fun movie and again check out the black widow and that's red guardian's last appearance and then it'll kind of gauge your interest a little more maybe watching david but he's definitely the comedy relief in the movie and it looks like he's continuing more of the same

Speaker: That's what's brilliant about his characters that he plays. Not of them, but he finds that balance of being that... God, i mean I'm going to... What's it?

Speaker: Chaotic good? Is that the appropriate D&E term? Chaotic good? Chaotic good, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chaotic good. I'm not mad at that.

Speaker: And it's got genuine family moment type stuff in it too. it's He's versatile, which is what like about him. Yeah. That's one thing that was that was made common about the the movie. It had a Even though it had darker undertones than oh yeah current Marvel's movies, it does have... and It's more of a... Not a family moment, but more of...

Speaker: I guess it would be a family moment. It's a family moment, albeit very fucked up and dysfunctional. one Exactly. yeah yeah just saw a just A dysfunctional family moment. there the wife She's great. I love her.

Speaker: Oh, God, yeah. it It does. It looks like an all-around funny-ass movie. I just watched it again the other day. forgot Rachel Weisz was in that.

Speaker: Oops. Oopsie.

Speaker: He was in a comedy. He was in Half Baked. Wait, is that the same Baldwin I'm thinking of? No, it's not. Man. I'm thinking of the, it's not the Biodome Baldwin. Yeah, definitely not.

Speaker: Never mind. i'll Never mind. He is so great in 30 Rock.

Speaker: Jack McGonaghy, the Black Irish bastard. And it was a chick, I think. It was a lady. that died. Wasn't it? In what? Did the dude die, though? Yes.

Speaker: yeah Oh. who i was Yeah, it was a woman that Somebody did die. Yeah.

Speaker: But yeah, they were found guilty of negligence in her death. Like, two producers, or maybe an assistant director or some shit, I don't remember. And the... Huh? ah The armorer. The armorer lady, yeah.

Speaker: That, i got in an argument about that in the weirdest place. It was at the VA clinic. i was i was I was there for therapy.

Speaker: That's going to be a funny story.

Speaker: Ha, ha, ha, ha. It has nothing to do with movies. so But I don't care. ah Just real quick, though. It was this old guy spouting off how it was Alex's fault because he squeezed the trigger.

Speaker: And if he was a proper gun owner, he should have known better. and i looked at him i looked at the old guy and i was like do you realize that when a person is on a set as when an actor's on a set they're there any working capacity there's somebody there whose job it is to ensure those guns are safe because that actor there's depths of it yeah they're exactly and the reason being because that actor on screen might actually be somebody that doesn't know how to

Speaker: hold a gun or check a gun or any of that sort because they're again they're an actor they're they're not there to be gun knowledgeable they hire somebody to do that and i try to explain that to this old guy he's like that's not the way responsible gun ownership works i was like this isn't about ownership though anyway so i blew him off after after a moment i was like this guy just doesn't get it and he just doesn't get it

Speaker: I'm glad Alec Baldwin did not, even though I'm confusing him with the wrong one, I'm glad he didn't get popped for that. That's good. Yes, really they do. they have a Even on set, you have to take gun safety courses if you're going gun-heavy play.

Speaker: I'm sure there is something there. but But, I mean, it's still not. i just In that kind of working environment, I just don't see it how it's it's on hand. Yeah, yeah, i absolutely.

Speaker: Well, there's conflicting stories, hence the conflict, hence the, what did you call it, the controversy. Well, there was a trial. There was a trial, and I look at it this way.

Speaker: and and just don't see it was... he purposely did it yeah no on that yeah but he's the i'm sure he but because he still did it i'm sure that in himself is some level like he's probably feel shitty about it he got away with murder what's that you think no yeah i don't think he got away with murder i don't know i don't think he thinks that I'm sure he doesn't. I'm a moron. what

Speaker: Don't take it seriously. Come on. Who are you talking to? Me, a professional idiot. Come on, man. You didn't sound sarcastic. I'm going to die on the wrong hill with you, man.

Speaker: but My bad. Okay. i'm gonna have to um um i don't I don't like this camera angle stuff because I don't see you when I'm talking to you.

Speaker: That's what it was. i don't see you when I'm talking to you.

Speaker: Well, Michael,

Speaker: was it loaded? Usually they put fake bullets in it or it was set up. um So it was loaded. It it was supposed to be.

Speaker: what's it There's so much around that question to unpack. it there i Like I said, we watched an entire episode. documentary on it. What happened, how it happened, the way the girl got... the it was It was weird, man. It was not good gun safety on a set. That's a fact.

Speaker: yeah And then there was like cover-up sort of after the fact in intervening weeks between like seconds looking for things and wrong people having keys to things they shouldn't have keys to. It was a bunch of wrong on that whole set.

Speaker: Okay. I'm going to have to I'm going to have to look for this documentary and check it out because I am not that savvy in it as well. I just know that he wasn't found guilty, and I was happy about that.

Speaker: So it was it was one of those – a lot of times, and I mean this – Honestly, a lot of times things happen that we just read about that you don't really know what really happened until a trial happens.

Speaker: It was a dumb, tragic accident. Yeah. so A perfect storm of stupidity, really.

Speaker: Which is negligence. Absolutely. It's unfortunate. It is unfortunate. But I don't want to own. i don't want to own I don't want to end on a sad note. So, Michael,

Speaker: um

Speaker: what are we doing next week?

Speaker: Next week? Yes.

Speaker: True stories? Based on true stories? Oh, oh that's right that's right. I forgot about that. We're going to talk about movies that are based on true stories.

Speaker: how full of shit they can be, how accurate they can be. Just going to chop it up about that type of thing. The the whole based on a true story baloney. And you know something noticed? You didn't give us a movie, not trivia question, a movie.

Speaker: Movie lexicon, movie word.

Speaker: Ah, shit. You're right, I didn't. I've got i've got one for you. Go for it. and I might have already covered this one before.

Speaker: You know the ah disclaimer, right? this None of this movie is based on real events, blah, blah, blah, even though it says based on true events, they still put that thing in there. Do you know why they do that? No.

Speaker: The movie was called Rasputin and the Tsarina, and it strongly, heavily implied that Tsarina was banging Rasputin. Rasputin was banging the Tsarina, and they got sued. The makers of the film got sued by the Tsarina's family for the slander.

Speaker: And that's why they have that disclaimer.

Speaker: Okay. All right. Okay. It's kind of like a... the So there's some movie history for you. See, we still it's a entertain and we inform.

Speaker: Okay. All right. It's like a loophole. to to um I'm not going to say it's a loophole to slander. but it's to allow for artistic and artistic representation or storytelling or whatever your embellishment which it's weird that you wouldn't even have to say that really but ah even if you tell it word for word the way the story happened because of that you can't be touched yeah

Speaker: you can't be sued for something that's not based on any real events So this entire network is based on true events. is This entire network is based on true events.

Speaker: I did it, Glick. I covered it around. Here you go, a little ah movie lore, a little movie history for you.

Speaker: I dig it. I dig it. like it.

Speaker: that' Actually, I kind of like that better than movie lingo. No movie lingo. That's what it was. I couldn't remember what we called it. I'm terrible with that shit. I move like little movie factoids or tidbits or whatever.

Speaker: Isn't a factoid something that's commonly believed, but is it actually true? I remember you telling me that, but i've never i've never I've never heard it that way, nor have I ever taken it that way.

Speaker: and i love not saying ah I'm not saying you're wrong. because we were both We were actually both right by the definition. It covered both of our answers. So it's either or.

Speaker: Fuck me. And that is how F'd. ah See? That right there can cause confusion.

Speaker: amongst interlocutors so anyway always ask for specification but uh and on that note i'm gonna say good question hold on hold on we have a good question a few more minutes to kill great question desert island movies if you were stuck on an island for a year you could only bring three movies what movies hmm

Speaker: The Big Lebowski, Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas. Solid. And Big Money Hustlers.

Speaker: I've got to watch that, man. Text that to me so I don't forget it. I forgot to look it up. I was going through Tubi last night looking for shit from Jake.

Speaker: I want to find some more of his stuff and watch more Jake C stuff. Was it on Tubi? Big Money Hustlers and the sequel or quote-unquote prequel, Big Money Rustlers is on Tubi.

Speaker: Yes. I'll have to watch those later. Yes, they are on Tubi for free, of course, with ads. um That movie is so stupid now when I look at it.

Speaker: So I might just be just reflection or reflective on saying that. But I don't know. It cracks me up, though.

Speaker: What about yours, Michael? Man, that's a tough question when you're down to only three, but I'm going to go with three can't miss, love them every time movies.

Speaker: The Empire Strikes Back. Okay. The Usual Suspects. Ooh. I know how it ends. I still love watching it.

Speaker: Great movie. Even if it does have that guy in it.

Speaker: And I'm going to go with you, man. I would love to watch The Big Lebowski every day for a year. Fuck yeah, dude. That's an excellent pick. Excellent pick. Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker: I am going to switch out my third one. i changed my mind. I'm to go with Half-Baked.

Speaker: Brittany reminded me in the comments about stoner movies, and I'm like, you know, I kind of do need one of those. Although, Mick Foley is in Big Money Hustlers.

Speaker: Jim. if

Speaker: So there we go. That's mine. Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and Half-Baked. Those three. Movies. Fun watch is all.

Speaker: The dog, man. The dog cracks me up. Yo, killer. They kill killer B. No. Billy Bong Thornton.

Speaker: The guy on the couch, Dave Attell. Oh, man. What a great fucking callback. That dude is awesome, man. I loved his Insomnia. Insomniac show?

Speaker: Was that what it was? No, you're thinking of the wrong guy. The dude on the couch was not David Tell. The dude on the couch was David Wright. Oh, okay.

Speaker: Okay. be a Really insane comedy. He's sort of like the old school mitch headberg and then mitch headberg kind of took his stuff to the next level on his act okay all right all right need to learn my comedians better fair enough grandma's boy oh man grandma's voice another great pick i love you man oh and all the way grandma's boy that was uh me and the previous host we talked about that i think

Speaker: I forgot what episode that was. That's a great movie. I love it. Yes, I love that movie. I don't know what you are, but I'm to the fuck out of you, too. ah Fucking Dante, man.

Speaker: You're not going to want to freak out like that when the monkey's here now

Speaker: got keep her cool man Dante, he's had a weird Hollywood story. We were just watching something about him. Whatever happened to Dante?

Speaker: Look into that. It's a weird, tragic tale. He's like kind of fucking super fucked up. Like none of the gang talks to him anymore because he's a little bit of a fucko. Oh, man. Am I going to be disappointed?

Speaker: Fucking strange person. All right. I will. I was messed up the first time I saw that movie dude I bet you were i bet you were first time i ever saw pink Floyd the wall tripping balls

Speaker: I only watched that drunk that was a wild ride yeah

Speaker: Yeah, my my my adolescence when I did any kind of drugs only weed in high school, only like once or twice. It was no movies were around. It typically music.

Speaker: Don't even remember what the fuck i was listening to. But usually movies where I was i was typically drinking because i was in the military. But yeah, anyway.

Speaker: So next week, watchers, listeners, We're to based on true life movies. Throw in the comments, any movies you want us to talk about.

Speaker: little engagement with the audience would be nice. And on that note, good night, and we'll see you next Friday. Peace.

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