Nonsensical Nonsense O.D.C. - We Don't Need Any Water

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Speaker: show. Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.

Speaker: Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.

Speaker: a You done heard the man. Suck my dick and eat my asshole.

Speaker: And that, my friend, is how you end any discussion or any argument and walk away. Oh, God. or it's the beginning of a fantastic conversation. Either way, I don't know, but it's useful. Use that.

Speaker: You guys are welcome to use that. but What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. You guys know me. I'm your boy, Glick. We got Blaze in the building hanging out with me. Blaze was in the building.

Speaker: Blaze has exited stage life. Um...

Speaker: um um It's been a good week, guys. I want to shout out the guys here. Blaze, Michael, Wally. I did take the week off. I kind of stepped away from everything this week except for, you know. Tuesday night.

Speaker: Tuesday night. And it was nice. Tuesday night. Shout out to Who on Earth. Those guys were fucking amazing. I've got to reach out to those guys because they want to travel and I would love to see them in my area.

Speaker: We're going to play some of their music. They're from roger Jersey. Well, Pete's in Jersey, and Koosh is down in the Tampa area.

Speaker: Okay. Oh, wow. They're like... Yeah, Koosh is the lead singer. and We're going to play some of their music tonight as well. One's in other guys in Jersey, and one's in Florida? Well, like the whole band's from Jersey.

Speaker: And Koosh is down in Florida, and he's the lead singer. So um great guys. We had a lot of fun. Like i said, they're wanting to travel. I'm to set them up with some some venues.

Speaker: So shout out to those guys. Who on Earth? Check them out everywhere. Who on Earth? Band. we Like I said, we're going to play some of their music tonight. They got a brand new song, Yesterday's Future, that just came out Tuesday, actually. So that was fun. I mean, the song dropped Tuesday, and they were on the show, and then I got to play the song. So, but um um so yeah, like I said, shout out to the guys here for kind of taking over this week.

Speaker: I needed a little breaky break, but I'm back. Your boy's back. I'm feeling good. um um um Some of the stress in my life is is gone, ah but you know that's life. We're we're always going to have stress and all that stuff. so Anywho, welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense right here on the Nonsensical Network.

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Speaker: tonight. I got Instagram. I threw it up on my on my on my personal snap and I got Facebook. But...

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Speaker: um paint anybody We need to pay somebody a dollar an episode to do all our socials at the beginning of our shows when we go live.

Speaker: To share everything out for us. Where are you? Where are you, buddy? Yeah, right? I need you to handle it. yeah And then we got to give somebody else access to our social media. We really don't need that headache.

Speaker: I got 41 shares. You're not, you're not lying. You've already shared it out 41 times. Oh yeah. i share the fuck out of it, dude. I'm in so many podcasting groups and I share it and I share it in a groups that have nothing to do with podcasting whatsoever.

Speaker: Uh, and I do it until they tell me I can't do it. And then when they say, Hey, don't do this or they delete my shit. I'm like, Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. Uh, there's one group. It's, uh,

Speaker: uh 80s and 90s throwbacks and they're like television shows and commercials and clothes and music i post up with that bitch all the time and one admin had a problem one time and i was like oh my bad i won't do it anymore and another admin stepped and we're like we don't fucking care you're not hurting anything they're like you're one of the most active people and it's a big group they're like you're one of the most active people in the group we really don't care Oh, man, that's sad.

Speaker: So do you post it or do I not post it? like I can post it. Post away. yeah The one group that I got in the most trouble with was my high school alumni page because a bunch of old biddies were all up in their panties and feeling some sort of way about life in general.

Speaker: And I was like... can What are you, mad because somebody actually left our hometown and is actually doing something with their lives and they didn't stay there for the past 80 fucking years? And then I got kicked out of my alumni page.

Speaker: Ooh, that's what I should do. That should pose it to mine. Now, fuck Fort Knox High School. bitch don't even exist anymore. Yeah. I got booted out of it, and a week later I was invited back. and So on was I what are you going do? liked it. liked it. like You know, I don't know. Like I said, you know, I post in groups until they see until either they say don't or or they delete it. and then if they delete a post, then I'm like, all right, I'm not allowed to do this.

Speaker: if if If I go, if I keep getting away with it, then I keep on keeping on, as as the kids say. Got to keep on keeping on, man. I got a question for you, Glick.

Speaker: kind fun you What kind of phone and of phone do you use? I got an Android. I'm a big fan of the Androids. I have a Galaxy 24, I think.

Speaker: 23. Oh, the Galaxy? Yeah. Is it the one with the stylus at the bottom that pops out? No, I didn't get the Pro. I think I got i think or the Ultra. I don't know.

Speaker: No, but it doesn't have a stylus. I got the 24 Ultra. See, I even have my ah picture right there on my own screen. See, that's how... See, you right there. Anyway, but my point is... See what have on my screen?

Speaker: There was There was a ah but but there was a update that came out that totally fucking fucked around with the whole entire operating system on my phone.

Speaker: I'm sure this is all for everybody who's got one, but... Instead of like, even like the graphics change little bit, which is fine, whatever. But like when you scroll up to access all your apps, instead of swiping side to side to see them all, ice ah I up to see them all.

Speaker: I don't like that. And all day I've been doing this number, opening up apps. I'm not trying to fucking open up. Yeah. anyway I don't like that. I don't like that scroll up.

Speaker: I, I haven't. Yeah, mine's still side to side, which I'm i'm happy with. But I don't like that scroll up because I have like have like four pages of of apps that I use on a regular page um i like on a regular basis.

Speaker: And if I have to start scrolling up, oh, God, I'm going to get there's got to be a way to change that.

Speaker: Maybe. Maybe. I fuck around with the Static Zator, but don I typically don't fuck around with too much. guess there's an update to the to the Gemini AI assistant thing, which I never use anyway.

Speaker: Yeah. I I don't need to talk the thing in my hand to do something, to make it do something when I have It's in my hands. Yeah. It's weird.

Speaker: I just like to have conversations with Gemini because it's actually, this is just how sad and pathetic my life is. Glick, what are you doing? Oh, I'm just hanging out here on the couch talking to Gemini. Who the hell is Gemini?

Speaker: The AI in my phone. because I'm like are people are people starting to do that for real I know somebody else has told me that I won't do that yeah dude it's ah it's it's been a thing so like I'll ask Jim and i I please don't wake up either you randomly wake up at times and I'll be like so what was the um well bring them to my spring into our stream as matter of fact well and of fact we're going to drop the link here in a second hell y'all can pop up just board request no just quick request add me give

Speaker: um No. No what? No. novel No. i know I'll ask. and Don't you start your shit with me, woman.

Speaker: You knew Summer Sweeney is? Yeah. on No, ask Jim and I sometimes like for a sport like a score or like a sports update or something like that. And then I'll just go into a full-blown sports conversation because some bitch has got all the answers.

Speaker: Do you ever have a conversation with your inner monologue?

Speaker: my Like my head? Inside my head? Yeah. Yes. All the time. All the fucking time. That's the only AI I need.

Speaker: Alternative. But it's not artificial intelligence. It's alternative intelligence. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say, yeah, you're alternative mind settings. Yeah. No, I, you know, as much as as much as I tell you guys that I'm always right and I know all the answers. yeah yes Sometimes it's not always true. Stranger danger. Hey, I have conversations with strangers, too.

Speaker: Sometimes I'll do it when i'm bored in public just to make things awkward because you know the person that you're about to have that awkward moment is going to not like it. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, there it is.

Speaker: Yeah, I had it. ah They keep returning to me.

Speaker: um the off hell yeah I 100% I talk to strangers all the time. There's an old saying that there's no such thing as strangers, just friends you haven't met yet.

Speaker: Except in Blaze's case when he gets now there's some pro and you're run out of a... Now there's people out there that definitely fucking classify or you can can you can categorize as fucking strange. Blaze gets ran out of a...

Speaker: please gets ran out of ah out of a brewery by an old school lynch mob with pitchforks and torches. that money Those motherfuckers are coming out taking it. Look, look.

Speaker: i don't Did I tell that story on here? I can't remember if I did, but those fuckers came out taking pictures of your license plates. Yeah, of my license plates. Keep it awkward. Keep it awkward.

Speaker: I like it. Yeah, I'm like. Don't. Don't ever. Don't ever. Don't ever, anybody, you ever see me in public and you notice I'm standing in line for an ah an amount of time that you're not waiting and then you just walk by me and think you're going to get fucking seen before me. Not if I'm in a bad mood or not. You know, what would what other what would have been great is if I could have done a Middle Eastern accent and I started talking to the guy like I was your Uber driver with the Middle east Eastern accent. Just a really confused Captain Affliction all to hell. Like, what's going on? I should have jumped in there. I should have jumped in the fucking back of the car. Okay, Alfred, go.

Speaker: Drive, Jeeves. Drive.

Speaker: That's what I like about old people. Old people out in public always want to give hugs. I'm a hugger. I like to give hugs. Not where I'm from. The old people in public where I'm at would rather fucking slap the shit out of you for not being old.

Speaker: but Maybe it's just you, Blaze, because you drink un-American communistic beer. I do. I do. yeah No, dude, it was so funny. we were in We were in Duke today, and Cash was like, Dad, that's the beer that Blaze drinks. And i was like, ah yeah.

Speaker: He's like, isn't that what he almost got into a fight about? And I was like, it wasn't the beer that he almost got into a fight about. Yeah, it wasn't the beer. It wasn't the beer. The beer was the catalyst, though. That was that was the goal. was the MacGuffin.

Speaker: that was the that the beer was the mcguff and that's pretty good yeah i am not old you're right i am old so fuck off for noticing that no no you're good you're good no which one which one are are you calling old i mean she calls me old all the time i am oh i figured since i'm like the oldest figured you know i assumed she was talking to me yeah

Speaker: am i the am i the am i the old guy out in public now that just randomly talks to strangers? Both of you. You'd my friend. no Yeah, but see, i'm I'm not the old person that wants to give you a hug.

Speaker: You're the old person that wants to slap the shit out of somebody. No, I'm not even that person. I'll give a hug, but I don't want to. unless Unless you ask and I know you and you're like, you surprise hug me, I'm going to surprise punch you in the balls.

Speaker: If you don't have balls, vagina shots. But either way, you're getting punched in the genitalia area. writing the genital Right in the Right the Right in the bed basket or the breed basket. Whatever you want to call it. Right in the breed basket.

Speaker: Yes, i have seen my grays. I just don't. Oh, my gosh. My grays? What grays? I love my grays. Yes.

Speaker: so me yeah Somebody asked me, why don't you why you ever, because the top of my head, like there's some gray, but it's mostly still brown. like Why don't you just shave your facial hair to match your your head? I'm like,

Speaker: No. Why? It's dumb. I'm just ready to... i'm I'm fully ready to just embrace it. and I know you guys give me shit because you guys all think I dye my beard and it's just the lighting.

Speaker: when we're doing the shows because you've seen my beard in person you know a couple times it's like you know if i die it it's going all gray i'm rocking the shit out of the silver fox um you guys want to see my beard you guys you guys got to come back in december yeah this is one of those guys it's too hot for facial hair

Speaker: but because you're old ma'am you're getting old i'm embracing mine at this point i've already embraced mine yeah my ex my ex used used to tell me that she liked the salt and pepper look yeah i told her i went down for chasing waterfalls

Speaker: That's TLC. I don't know. i don't know. I don't know. That's TLC in it. Close enough.

Speaker: 90s girl. my girl girl Close enough, man. fire you're you're you're a silver You're a silver fox. yeah okayre You're just starting.

Speaker: I'm a silver slacker. I'm a silver slacker. oh that's what I'm a silver slacker. Instead of surfer, you're the silver stoner.

Speaker: Silver stoner. there you yeah You can fly in on a big old ball um a big old silver bong. I'm flying on a big old joint. but Yeah, more than that. either way The silver stoner down. Whatever tickles your fancy.

Speaker: I'm not here to judge. yeah Send him back the way he came. My, my. Oh, my, my, my.

Speaker: oh my my my ah

Speaker: I'm not into salt and pepper. I don't chase waterfalls.

Speaker: I'd clip that. I'd clip that, but apparently. You know what's funny, though? know what's really funny? if if If I had gotten the group right, that would have been a bomb-ass joke.

Speaker: off Yeah, well, I mean, it was still funny. I mean, you still you still got the home run. Oh, it's funny because I fucked it up That's why. Yeah. What is it? I would be honest.

Speaker: I would clip it and put it on TikTok. But our original contact lacks originality for TikTok, apparently, because but Lord knows how original people are on TikTok.

Speaker: TikTok can go suck ah a dick, Doc. I don't give a sch shit. I totally I I I uninstalled that app and I'll get an email.

Speaker: So and so blah, blah, blah. It's posted or sent you a message or blah, blah, blah. I'm like, oh, well. Hey, Chris technician. I'll get an email saying Chris sent me a – honestly, it's just like a video where I send you a video. Yeah, well, I tagged you in that video because I was scrolling through and deleting stuff off my phone.

Speaker: And I – well, welcome back to starting shit in my lives. Yeah. tur it bur that shit you have been missed but become here for um I totally forgot about that video with your take on Elon Musk and you were just and I was like, oh, I got to post it.

Speaker: I had forgotten all about it. I had edit it down because, of course, you know, there was a lot of minimal jeopardy put into that into that clip when he when he clipped it. So I had to i had to fix it and clean it up and everything. But I forgot all about that. I must have been Okay, so the edibles kicking in guys, I only ate half of it.

Speaker: So stay tuned. There's more. damn Wow guy.

Speaker: Slap chop. Yes. Hang tight guys. Blaze will hit a wall in about an yeah hour or two. I know. And I don't know why that is.

Speaker: Like I'm not okay. last night I hit a wall unfortunately Friday because I was up so late last night i was up late this hell I think I went to bed at like four o'clock this morning I got up around 10.

Speaker: i got up around ten And Molly was pissed at me for half the day because i apparently I didn't wake up for her eight o'clock eating. So like really, did she didn't give me the cold shoulder.

Speaker: Molly, she's dog by the way. for yeah mollys my dog Yeah, Molly is my dog. not Not my woman companion that I keep locked in a cage that throw scrap tubes every once in a while. I don't have one of those either.

Speaker: don't leave the cage door open no the Don't leave the cage door open. They'll run away and they won't come back. That guy's not on the network anymore. Anyway. ah So I've fed a lot of them out.

Speaker: but so and then then sove i've i've fed him let him out All that did my thing. think i I think I went and ran an errand. I don't remember.

Speaker: I woke up kind of stoned, too. And I laid back to down. All right. And then I didn't even. smoke I think I smoked not even a whole bowl today for like a moment. And I laid back down. And the next thing I know, I'm waking up at like 3.30. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Dude, that's what happened.

Speaker: That's what happened Tuesday night after you and i got done talking. I did the show Tuesday night, and then you and I hung out. And I was lollyfucking around here and doing all kinds of goofy shit.

Speaker: Next thing I know, I looked over and the sun was coming up, and I looked at my phone, and it was 9.30 in the morning, and I was like, what fuck just happened? And laid down for, like, maybe an hour, and then I got up, and I was like I'm going to go take a bath.

Speaker: And the next thing I know, Austin was knocking on the bathroom door at like almost five o'clock going, are you alive? What's going on? And I'm like, ah there goes a whole fucking day out the goddamn window. Fuck the day. Sometimes I'm like, fuck the day. So I don't care.

Speaker: i don't. I know. I know tomorrow. I know that tomorrow is Sunday. And I think I have to be at work. Was that the was that Tuesday? didn't stock your page. You popped up and then I stocked your page. I think so.

Speaker: Uh, I don't, uh, but yeah, no, I, um, I still, I still been staying up pretty late, but, uh, I've been trying to get today. I actually, today I was actually a productive, ah productive adult, man. I got up, I did some laundry. I still got a pile laundry I got to put away. I'll do it tomorrow.

Speaker: Um, went to the grocery store. Oh man, dude, I haven't had to go to the grocery store. and grocery shop for almost two years. And I kind of almost forgot how and I was a little bit scared and a little bit nervous.

Speaker: oh Yeah, yeah wow yeah that's what I did.

Speaker: How'd that taste? so

Speaker: shut up i was I've been adulting. just The grocery part of it wasn't something I had to do for the last almost those two years. I had to do all the other adulting. so but Well, you guys you guys um split responsibilities. yeah guys You guys shared responsibilities, I guess, would be the better term. Yeah, we'll say that.

Speaker: It's something normal people have to do. You know, and that's the thing, Summer. Some of us aren't normies, though. Yeah, that's the I'm learning not to be a normie blazes teaching me don't that being normies no I'm playing Don't take lessons from me. Yeah, trust me after the last time you were here. The last thing I'm doing is taking lessons from you I'm gonna talk shit to an old man i'm gonna they talk shit to an old man He shit to me first

Speaker: i just i just asked I just took his logic to his furthest conclusion is all I did. i used to I used to do it all. and I had a little bit of help though the last ah little bit of couple a year, a year, two years, something like that. I've had a little bit of help.

Speaker: And now I'm back to now i'm back to doing a full-fledged, oh, I can do all the adulting. I got to go back to cooking and cleaning and shopping. And that's woman's work.

Speaker: That's women's work. No. I actually, i you know what? I'll tell you what. big part thinking I'm thinking and thinking instead of the Silver Surfer, it should be the Emerald Stoner.

Speaker: Sorry. My brain just like went backwards real quick. Go ahead. She said, wow, I'm only joking. You know I'm only joking.

Speaker: i actually I actually don't mind the clean because I think so I so i have have these two, i don't think they're weird quirks, but I have these two things about me in my house. a for and this is more like for my mental my my mental stuff, I have to have natural light in my house.

Speaker: I hate curtains. Like I'll come home when the kids have been home all day and they got the blackout curtains up and the house is all dark. It looks like a cave and I don't like it. I got to have natural light in my house.

Speaker: and And I like for it to be clean or at least somewhat organized and not looking like absolutely crazy. So like the front half of my house looks really nice as of late.

Speaker: And then I walked back in my bedroom and I'm like, this is a mess. I got to do something about it. But no, I don't mind. I just got to get back into the habit of grocery shopping and cooking and, and, and, and you know making sure I time everything out accordingly. but

Speaker: But no, I don't mind it. I just got to get back into the habits. I mean, nonetheless, it's still woman's work. But I mean, ah as we've learned over the last couple of years, clearly men are so much better at being women.

Speaker: Shout out to Caitlyn Jenner and other various wo mans who have won women in the year in areas. Women awards. That's where I mean, the whole concept of gender makes people feel a certain weird way. Yeah, I know.

Speaker: Gender's dumb. Well, my room wasn't that it's Actually, I've had this room cleaned a few times, but and I will have it cleaned again.

Speaker: That's one thing I'm looking forward to. Now, I ain't moving this fucking furniture again. I'm going to tell you that. There ain't no fucking way in hell I'm moving this goddamn furniture again, but I will situate and organize it. My closet, on the other hand, we're not even going to talk about that.

Speaker: Closet's where I stash my friends from the cops. I wouldn't know anything about that. When they're alive, when they're alive, when they're alive, not when they're dead. That's just weird. So, so on hold on, hold on. is it your hold on Is it more weird to stash your friends in your closet when they're alive or dead from the cops?

Speaker: Comment section, you tell me. your point, please, I don't know anything about that. And to your point, Summer, I don't know anything about that either. Didn't tell you about my, didn't I tell you the story, my Alaska story where the cops knocked on my door and they wanted ask for, these are security military police on base, so it's like I couldn't tell not to come in. So they wanted to check if there was any underage drinking in my dorm room.

Speaker: And I'm like, oh man. I could have sworn I told this story. was like, oh, man, thinking to myself, Michael's in there and he's 19. Fuck me but bernie Ernie had already left. Bob had already left. And they were of age.

Speaker: Not Michael. Michael was the baby. So with my head not hanging low, but ready to, i the cop followed me in there i'm like here's my room and cop looked around okay well there's nobody in here music's not that loud i'm like i know the guy down the hallway is a dick seriously the guy down the hallway literally literally would call the security forces only like twice there's something stupid usually music because i did play my music what's that she said okay i have give the dog attention

Speaker: I do. Sometimes I have to get my dog attention. Anyway, so the cop's like, all right, peace out. And then I'm like, shut the door. like, where the fuck Michael go? This is not Michael on the show. This is but my buddy and Michael from from Alaska.

Speaker: ah We're not friends anymore because turns out he was a pretty immoral person anyway. i so so i i michael to a certain degree I'm like,

Speaker: um like my poor are you He come, dude, that motherfucker. All right, so I had a huge pile of dirty laundry in my fucking closet because I hate doing laundry. And, well, that's just what happens. And that's where he hid, underneath my dirty laundry.

Speaker: So in my closet. It was hilarious. Fucking hilarious. So.

Speaker: I'm going keep my mouth shut. Only thing that has pounced on me in almost What? what Oh, the dog. Oh, man.

Speaker: You got a little yappy dog. ah little yuppy dog it sounds It sounds like your boyfriend, husband, are girlfriend slash sister, brother, cousin lover. I don't know what your predicament is, but they're not doing their job right.

Speaker: I don't know what your situation is.

Speaker: My man already knows the deal. What's up, Johnny Ballhomes? What's up with you, brother? Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. just pops in. Johnny. He just pops in with that smile on his face, and he's two fingers up, just grinning ear to ear. He already knows the rule.

Speaker: You fuck yeah. Cheers. It's fucking Friday, man. here's a couple his Saturday, my man. I got the date mixed up. I was going to say, wait a minute. How much have you smoked today? it's totally Happy Cinco de Nioca. It's also Kentucky Derby weekend today, too.

Speaker: I did see that. I did see that. man That's got me started. That's what got me started on doing a new background was ooh, let's do something for the Derby. Then I started looking at horse pictures. I'm like, well, this is gay. so I was like, let's not do that. but What's not? Johnny Ball.

Speaker: Like, you know sometimes you have that thought in your head and it sounds good at the moment and then you start looking into it You're like, no, that's dumb. ah See? Oh, my mom taught me. If it sounds good up here, it probably isn't going to look good out in paper or wherever else.

Speaker: yeah Chris Technician, what up, my dog?

Speaker: You definitely weren't lying. I'm going to watch the Star Wars movie tomorrow for Star Wars Day. tomorrow was Oh, yeah, I know. now michael Michael will remind me it's the fourth tomorrow.

Speaker: she ah I'm sure y'all know this, but you can't actually watch those movies in the order that they're released.

Speaker: I can't or I can. I don't know. So Timeline, the order that they were released, they didn't let George Lucas release them in the order that he made them. So they're released in this wrong order.

Speaker: Yes. The original three? I don't know anything about this shit, man. I don't have any cheap bourbon open today. All I have to say to that is...

Speaker: a You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. d'esta.

Speaker: i i do I do have the 2023 Woodford Reserve Derby bottle. I might i might open up.

Speaker: First, I'm going to check, see what is going on. See what the price is online. because if i can sell I bought it do ah bought it for $55. If I can sell it for $200, I will. just She's just a girl trying to get a divorce. That's her situation, please.

Speaker: Is horse your kink? No, horse not my kink. Actually, I'm not really even into horses. What are you wowing about? but if people out there do have, you know, um i have I do have a mo movie recommendation. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Speaker: The death of Richard Long. or just try long Did you want you to watch that yet? No, i I haven't. And please don't describe that movie again. I don't know where we are on strengths. Please don't describe that movie again. We are only 38 minutes into the show, so let's wait until we're about four hours in before you describe that.

Speaker: and Welcome welcome to Saturday Night Summer. we we the The gears change so much. The conversation changes so much.

Speaker: you yeah Blaze is like, i was I was looking up rivers and I started looking up the Kentucky Derby. The next thing I know, I was in a wormhole for four hours watching horse porn.

Speaker: ah black ah miracles the and The miracle

Speaker: I know you're a nerd, Chris Technician. We're all nerds. We don't kink shame around here, but we do nerd shame. think I'm going to start. I think later this summer I'm going to or sometime this summer I'm going to investing back into my nerd hobby that made me nerdgasm a lot. I'm going to back into homebrewing.

Speaker: So you're ready for some homemade beer, Glick. Let's fucking go bro. Let's do this. let's do this Bring me some. I'll be your official taste tester. That's good. I'm drunk. On a scale of oh one to Glick, how drunk are you right now?

Speaker: I'm feeling bit Glickish. even though it's against Even though it's against the law in corporation terms, I'm going to make my own homebrew that is going to have cannabis in it.

Speaker: I haven't figured out Yeah, was going yeah. and i will not but what you What you bring for me, let's do cannabis free.

Speaker: Because I don't do them dirty drugs. and That gives me an idea. We'll be here for a while. Don't be don't be shy. Don't be a stranger. We'll be here for a while.

Speaker: Oh, fuck yeah. I need to go grab me another drink. I'll be right back. I'm going to have my ears on me so I can still hear you. Oh, everybody has something that they nerd out about.

Speaker: So we we nerd shame, but we don't kink shame because nerding and kinking are totally different things. Everybody has something that they nerd out about. Yeah. knowing yeah and maybe maybe you're nerd Maybe your nerd thing is your kink. i don't know.

Speaker: and this oh say to some people yeah is that Is that no kinks anymore? if first Yes, we get a... How you been, man? How you how you been, brother? I ain't seen you in a hot minute. I took a little time off this week.

Speaker: Yeah, you. Oh, shit. Thanks, brother. i yeah I've just been studying in the books. I've been... ah Now, how do i say... To all the line work that's being done, there's probably about a day and a half's worth of less studying to it all. So I've been getting all my studies together.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I'm digging it, man. I can't wait until you to start to actually start practicing doing real work and shit like that. so i Here's the thing.

Speaker: I have yet to start ah with a tattoo machine. I've done a little bit of stick and poke. But that's about as much much as I've really got around with.

Speaker: Man, I'm tough, but you are not doing... and That sounds so dirty. Johnny Bongs, you are not going to stick and poke me. too It sounds bad, and it's the experience isn't really as good as it sounds either. Oh, sorry.

Speaker: so yeah ah oh sorry

Speaker: loud house tonight what's that loud house tonight sorry about that

Speaker: really mean on a a i don't know nothing about nothing i'm not saying anything i'm not making accusations i'm not saying anything tell you what i am doing fuck you ah i thought everybody i thought and I thought they were going to bed in your house. Right before we started, i heard good nights good night. Good night. Good night.

Speaker: It was early.

Speaker: oh no Good night, Mary. ee la when You beat live in a big country house. You don't know what anybody's fucking schedule is, man. Yeah.

Speaker: I live in a condo and I don't know what anybody's schedule is. I have to constantly ask Austin whether she's staying or leaving or what is she doing? Oh, speaking of Austin, hey each you know I want to say, i know she probably won't hear me, but um she finally took ah took the initiative and took the step to go get her license. I've been giving her shit since she was 16.

Speaker: And she went and got her temps today. Nice. Good for her. can finally start to teach her how to drive. And I think Buggy... Well, Buggy's getting ready to turn 16, so she's itching to get her temps. So I just told her, said, let me know whenever you want to go. We'll get up in the morning on a Saturday, and and we'll we'll head on up to DMV, and you can take your test and get your temps.

Speaker: um might have me a couple I have me a couple DDs before long.

Speaker: Just drop good old dad off at the bar and come and get me in, let's say... Six hours.

Speaker: I'll call you when I'm done. um i can che gentlemen um That was one of like one of the things that I always look forward to about having kids.

Speaker: it's like It's not high on the priority list, but it's just one of those cool perks of being a parent. like One day, eventually, they can be my DD.

Speaker: And pick me up from the bar. I'm reading i'm reading Johnny Bong's optional title. of Bong, but not forgetting resume tattoo study.

Speaker: Huh? Huh? I'm so confused. Bong, but not forgetting. long but forgotten. get that. bong vernat bong but not forgotten ah get that

Speaker: re using resume tattoo studies. I love how you pack your bong, do everything, get it ready, and then go off camera to take a hit off of it, and then you're just like... Then you're just like... oh yeah I was going to say, who the fuck is Booger?

Speaker: I was going to say,

Speaker: and how did Where did that come about? What did I miss last week or this week? I don't know. There's something I say.

Speaker: I'm good to let me know. ah Fuck, i have to I have to back out and come back because my my bad. Oh, you're not connected. Yeah.

Speaker: What was that, Johnny? What was that, Johnny? I was just saying, if you got more questions about that subtitle, let me know. Yeah, what is all that? I would i got all all sorts of questions.

Speaker: So, Irizumi is a broad term for really multiple different terms. There is tebary, which is the technique of using the pick with the different alignments to create different shades and different ink marks.

Speaker: There is... ah Wabry which is the pattern isn't that goes into There's so your zoom II really encompasses all that as a term.

Speaker: Oh Okay. Oh, it's a style of tattoo Fair got you got you got you got your zoom is a style while debris is the technique Oh, me Looker in the house. Oh

Speaker: Hell yeah. know That is franchise. That is a franchise as a franchise I keep meaning to watch again. Nerds. Hell yeah. What's going on, Arliss? How you doing, brother? Arliss the house.

Speaker: What's up? Hell yeah. One go. Friday, is it not? Sure. Sure. the sixteenth the sixteenth is a friday is it not sure Yeah, was about to say, sure. What does that have to with anything, please?

Speaker: Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Because going to be live streaming from your place that night. My place? Yeah, that's the weekend I'll come up because Michael's got that show on the 17th. We're going to go watch that, so I don't know what we're doing for the Saturday show on the 17th.

Speaker: Michael, what's his face? Yeah, Michael, what's his face? yeah first i thought your hair was i thought first i thought your hair was like red and i just realized you gotta you gotta i might have to see if i could swap weekends with my ex-wife because the kids are supposed to be back that way oh shit that's my daughter's birthday weekend too

Speaker: Yeah, we'll have to figure that out. Yeah, we'll have to figure that out.

Speaker: I'm sorry. i feel I feel like the odd man out. I feel like the odd man out because I'm the only one in this group currently that does not smoke weed. Oh, shit.

Speaker: Yeah. I'm so sorry. What loser. yeah i'm so sorry What a loser. The has become a place for stoners. I know. What did you do to my network, Blaze? I brought people. And I just got done smugging, too.

Speaker: you You know what? I will say it has it has become a much cooler place with a lot of um lot of more words. A lot of more. more cooler and worse a lot of more stag words

Speaker: A lot of more. ah lot of more. you know since Since Blaze and I have teamed up, there have lot more lot more cool people that have been coming around since Blaze and I have teamed up. I don't put it all on him.

Speaker: you what you know hey Hey, well, neither of y'all brought me here. Rick is the one that brought me here. Well, he doesn't count.

Speaker: That's right. That's your birthday weekend, too. That's right. He doesn't count. He's that little bitch. Arliss will be there. yeah I don't we know.

Speaker: yeah Yeah, you do, Brian. You smoke a lot of meat. You love meat in your mouth, don't you, Brian? No, this is not a doctor. Actually, I'm drinking Pepsi Zeros tonight, Chris.

Speaker: What are you drinking with the Pepsi Zeros? Nothing. got my pen. I'm getting stoned. I'm not drinking tonight. I'm not. Holy shit. is that is that Is that the red bottle or the blue bottle? Was that 100?

Speaker: Oh, my. Oh, you just You just got plans for that weekend or you had plans for that weekend? It's Saturday. Okay.

Speaker: i ask Don't, don't, don't, don't. wait what Don't, don't, don't fill Brian's head with shit because actually I am. i am i'm I'm becoming Brian's apprentice this summer, man, this summer, dude, everything, Brian. Oh God. I can't wait until this summer.

Speaker: I'm going to become, I'm going to, Brian's going to be my mentor and I'm going to be his apprentice. I'm going to be, bro, you're going to be, you guys are going to be, you guys are going to get smoked meat from both Brian and because Brian's been jumping my ass for the last couple of years because i don't get on the grill as much as I want to.

Speaker: But this summer, you better believe I'm going to. really I'm going be Brian. Do some bacon wrapped wings. Yeah. yeah

Speaker: That's what I want right now. It's just that sound effect. That sound effect. That sound effect. That sound effect. Pet and paint with cows. That sounds 100%. Paint with cows? Dude, yes.

Speaker: Come on. That's all to my family farm. pet and paint with cows that sounds that sounds one hundred percent yeah oh paint with cows dude yes come on that's all me you can come to my family farm I have cows. We can go paint my cows.

Speaker: She can paint my cows. Don't paint my cows. Why does that sound like a 90s cover band? Paint my cows. I love to paint my cows. It's like the cranberries. The first summer I was here, i was on the grill almost every night.

Speaker: Last summer, not so much. But I was also last summer. i mean, Blaze knows my my situation last year with this fucking network and these podcasts, man. I was ate up and so fucking busy I could barely breathe. But this summer? Yeah, Brian.

Speaker: Brian, that private chat's going to be popping this summer as soon as this rain stops.

Speaker: We're going to sending each other meetings. Should be popping meat pics all day. Get on the grill. or she said i get it She said, I get on the grill. Er, weekend. Er, we can her weekend. Er, weekend.

Speaker: smiling i Arliss, I don't know if that's going to happen because I'm looking at the calendar and the 18th is a Sunday, man. I'll be driving back back back home then. Because I know his show is on the So...

Speaker: who Yeah. and shit Well, I didn't have a grill and i didn't have a patio the two summers you were up here, ma'am. You forget my little teeny tiny apartment that I have. Now I got me a pretty nice decent little condo. Well, it's not little. I mean, it's not bad. I don't know. Blaze has been here.

Speaker: I do all right. Hell yeah. Blaze and are going snuggle buddies on the weekend of the seventeenth

Speaker: I don't know what's going on Pixar didn't happen Blade the puberty years Oh my gosh you know what That's a funny meme and ah You have an open ah invitation. Come on up whenever you want and I will make up and I will cook for you and I will grill for you. I'm sorry.

Speaker: getting yelled at. The door is always open. You tell me me when you're not busy and you want to come up and and I will cook for you and I'll grill for you. Get a housewife. please Well, grilling is cooking. It is. really is.

Speaker: yeah Brian, i want I want to do a rack of ribs. o I love me some fucking ribs. I saw all of it.

Speaker: And there is why I never cooked, because yours was better. See? so Woman's work. Bitch.

Speaker: bit

Speaker: I saw this cat take this rack of pork ribs and wrap it around, after applying the rub, wrapped it around a pineapple that's been shaved the skin off and skewered and s smoked.

Speaker: Oh, man. Talk about some awesome pastor tacos. Oh, my. a but She She said it.

Speaker: Okay, well, that's like two months away. Yeah. There you go. they did Three weeks. There you go. well You got three weeks. Doors open. I'll grill out there. I'll go out there grill if it's cold out. I don't give a damn. I'm from Ohio. I'm built in.

Speaker: Is baseball nine months? Is baseball nine months? Oh, dude. and it's it's ah It's a ridiculous schedule. If you're doing like... you're doing like That's how long you're doing like how long it takes the baby to come out. fucking nine yeah if you're doing like if you're doing oh If you're doing like travel ball and shit like that, trip du it it'll it'll eat up a good chunk of your your life. I mean, actually, almost every waking minute of your life.

Speaker: And then if you do... or there cool Nobody cares about Baltimore or your stupid teams. Stop it. Yeah. yeah

Speaker: yeah Orioles. Did they just get beat like 24 to 2 by my Reds a couple weeks ago? Honestly, I really don't care. Arliss has got some big news here.

Speaker: Arliss, are you pregnant? Is that what's going on? I'm joking. It's not mine, Arliss. I played out. It looks like I played the fifth. I played the fifth. Could you imagine what the baby of Arliss and I would look like? Oh, my God. Viking baby just comes out. Whole head of hair.

Speaker: Whatever that monstrosity hybrid is,

Speaker: be No, Arliss, yeah, absolutely. you know you can call You can call me anytime, Arliss. You know that. But I'm excited to hear that um'm excited to hear the big news. Absolutely. Give me a call.

Speaker: Yeah, she said their season is nine months. Her son plays slick. So we start in February and end in November. Fuck a lot of that shit. Like I said, allow me to make up for not cooking for you and you have an open invitation for whenever. And I'll grill for you or I'll cook.

Speaker: But yours will always be better. very Although I do make some pretty killer ribs on, or not ribs, but pork chops on my grill. um my girl On your Shut up.

Speaker: Words are hard. yeah Wednesday, Thursdays, games, Saturday and Sunday, man.

Speaker: A part of me wishes, cash there's a part of me that wishes Cash would get involved in sports, but then there's also a part of me that I remember when I played sports, just how busy I was. Like, do I really want to?

Speaker: It is a lot of fun. Arliss said, Blaze, that's just wrong.

Speaker: I am. I'm always wrong. yeah I am not right. I am not right. Your eyes aren't even open. Yeah.

Speaker: No. Dude, Blaze and I were talking before the show and he was already just fucking like... I was like, yep, it's going to be one of those nights. We're going to get Blaze in rare form tonight.

Speaker: Why? why Why not? and No, I don't want... feel like you've been in rare form. um feel like you've beening for this farm yeah I want Cash to play for the school. I don't want him to do all the other outside stuff. like i can I can handle it. That sounds like oil and water being mixed together.

Speaker: can' flow she's rightpis I can. I can flirt with whoever I want. It's 2025. I can flirt with whoever I want. I can flirt i can flirt with a coach if I want to.

Speaker: yeah I'm going to flirt with the fucking umpire if I want to. we with Dude, we got some egg fucking potato salad in the fridge. It's dope. Oh my god.

Speaker: Well, you need to spell my name right, first of all. But... um but i say I want some fucking chicken fried steak. Like Britney Spears.

Speaker: Yeah, the snobbish way. Fuck you, bitch. Yeah, I can bat my eyes let my beard flow in the wind and and flirt with the referee.

Speaker: Yeah, there you go. same Just like twirl it a little bit. Just be like... How does your face... Exactly. Hey, Blue.

Speaker: How you doing? Don't tell me I can't. Don't tell me I can't do something. You and your fake stripes.

Speaker: They're not fake, goddammit. yeah i'll post i will post I will post a <unk> push that picture I know they're not fake. i just I just love giving you shit.

Speaker: Yes, I wouldn't be mad about it either. You'd have to know me to understand. yeah you're also you also You also get booted out of ball fields and then go change your clothes and put your hair up and come back in a disguise.

Speaker: Oh, Jesus. Yes, she does. has a very big personality. That is that is true. Love it. um Yeah, I know.

Speaker: I love it. was I was already getting made fun of being old. I'm here for it, Summer. but but

Speaker: Fuck, yeah. Woo-hoo! Benji! What's going on, brother? What's up, Benji? This season, so far, yet.

Speaker: No, Yeah, I know Brian's been killing you two fucking hungry-ass stoners in the group chat lately. I can't. I can't. I told Blaze today, don't let the devil win. You've to ignore that shit. The devil's lettuce.

Speaker: Don't let the devil win. The power of Christ compels you, b Brian. The power of Christ compels you, demon. You don't even know what you're saying.

Speaker: i Well, you know, I'm not very funny. You know what? you know I'm taking another shot of this hundred.

Speaker: My grandfather was a pastor. That was fun. Oh, my God. Hold on. Who was a pastor? I'll see you around the fields. My grandfather.

Speaker: My grandfather. ah you know i bet you're a huge disappointment aren't you well he's dead now so can get all the tattoos i want to know never wait for something i took care of him do what you want

Speaker: but he's dead now so i can get all the tattoos i want on i i yeah never wait for so i' take care of him do what you want Well, yeah, no, I actually, before he passed away, I did i end up showing him some, and he was like, and he didn't even say shit about it, so was like, whatever.

Speaker: He's like, that's your sin, not mine. I don't even know if he like realized that they were there, to be honest. she

Speaker: Whatever.

Speaker: But our church was like, three houses away from where I grew up. So like if my dad didn't want to go to church, like I had to walk. whichs Like I had to go. yeah Every, every Sunday.

Speaker: would have skipped. you I, I tried. i tried yeah Jesus found you. I see you all the time. know where you're at.

Speaker: I know where you're at. You better get your movie in there. Jesus Christ, dude. Exactly. Jesus Christ smoked.

Speaker: but he's jesus christ right he's like he's like massarious course yeah nice to wear the motor i never smoked long symbols behind the church. What?

Speaker: You know what? I've never done that, but I want to. It was my grandpa's church. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I was the one cleaning the church doing that shit.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah. yeah. cash my be now will go what i did get for anyway i but When I was married, my wife got invited to a Jehovah's Witness wedding with a woman that she worked with.

Speaker: Oh, boy. i They are fucking nut jobs. They're weird. My ex-wife didn't like my answer on the way home. She's like, so did you think of the wedding? Did you think it was beautiful?

Speaker: Nope. you yeah She's like, well, that's mean. was like, nope, it's weird. Because what that what that preacher man said after that was wrong, it's scary and stupid to tell young people fucking crazy shit like that. No.

Speaker: It was not beautiful. she's But they love each other. I'm like, look look, their love for each other is one thing. And that I can find. To like shove their beliefs and everything.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah. But the the ceremony and the that If you have any problems, remember, don't go to a doctor or a therapist. You have to come to the church.

Speaker: What? That kind of shit. It's where Jehovah's Witnesses get away with eating their fucking spices and shit. It's crazy. Anyway. Well, my grandfather was Pentecostal, and they're fucking wild, too.

Speaker: ah they fucking talk in tongues, man. Yeah, they speak in tongues. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: sometimes. That's why you're so good at going. and Sometimes you'll watch the thing on somebody called Patrick Jeffs.

Speaker: pastor Yeah, that's the one with the snake. With the fuck, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. but Okay, so we didn't have the snakes and all that shit. We didn't have all that. I'll be honest with you.

Speaker: i'm ah I'm a Christian man to this day, but I don't believe in all that. That's just too far. Yeah, that's too far. everybody Everybody should join the cult of Glick.

Speaker: You're Pentecostal summer? Oh, damn. That was, sorry, Austin's austin's boyfriend. i was literally just out there grabbing a drink, and I walked down the hallway, and as soon as I sit down and turn around, this kid's on top of me. I don't know where the fuck he came from.

Speaker: From the vagina. Well, mean, know where he came from. he just appeared in my in my bedroom out of nowhere. Like, he's transported down here. But he's literally just spent the last four hours putting together a Lego Fast and Furious car. and i mean, it's pretty dope. I mean, he was showing it to me. So I was just like, Jesus Christ.

Speaker: So that wasn't Cash. That was actually Zavarius. Zavarius. So what religion are you? what What religion are you, Booger?

Speaker: I would say right now, probably like non-denominational. like I believe there's something, I guess. um that's hurtful That's hurtful. You said, ew, no.

Speaker: The cult of Glick is awesome. I'm not Pentecostal, though. Because there are ah things and the Bible. Why are we getting into this?

Speaker: Don't. say what's no go yeah yeah Don't. go't Don't. They're like things like I don't believe. Don't let me fucking make that hook or where you in. It's like you can't eat like shellfish. You can't mix fibers like cotton and polyester or whatever the fuck. like It's like stupid ass fucking rules.

Speaker: Don't let Blaze beat

Speaker: I was going to listen to him. You give me an inch, I'll say human bash religion for fucking hours. know. as no don't let do not Do not let Blaze tempt you bait you. Do not eat the forbidden fruit from Blaze. I am. i am i always fucking do, too.

Speaker: Blaze is the fucking... thing He's the apple. here No, he's the fucking snake. is years yeah that's my that's that's That's my stance on it is everybody's allowed to have their own beliefs, whatever makes them feel better and whatever, you know, and everybody has to find peace in life. exactly You know, some people, i mean, there's people out there to pray that pray to the almighty click and it's just, just what it didn't there's nobody out there that does that.

Speaker: dog ah good and been called I've been called God before. My name is... I'm an empress.

Speaker: I'm an empress.

Speaker: Emper. Emper.

Speaker: Fuck your feelings?

Speaker: Empress Booger. I don't know.

Speaker: I don't even know why I put it in there. I say Booger a lot. I don't even know why I put it in there, to be honest. like and if because Because it's funny. Yeah.

Speaker: Here, I'm to switch up my... Let's go Toys R Us. There we go. You've been called daddy. You've never been called dad. What? You've been called daddy. You've never been called dad. Oh, shit.

Speaker: ah yeah How do you know what other women's called him in bed? You around and find out.

Speaker: Yeah. That's exactly what she's trying to do. Dude, Toys R Us. Okay, hold up. Blaze. Yes.

Speaker: There is a truck or a few trucks back behind my house. They're freaking Toys R Us trucks. They're probably meth labs right now.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say. Do you want me to go what I'll take you guys with me. yeah i don't think they're the same toys the rest that Blaze has. i mean, they might be the same toys the rest that Blaze has. Just in case anybody jumps out, Brittany, take us with me.

Speaker: Yes, I'll take you with Let's go. In case anybody jumps out of the dark. I am red for no reason whatsoever. It's starting to get dark. Hold on, let me see. like I'll send you a picture later.

Speaker: Shut up.

Speaker: You started the trend. Yeah, you started the trend. since Before you, I said, I'm never getting married again. I ain't never doing it I really am now. I really am. I'm dead set on that. I ain't never getting married. Y'all got me fucked up. I've been engaged twice.

Speaker: Those bullets

Speaker: It's going to take a very special woman for me to think about marriage again. By special, I mean very large fucking bank account. By like... Very large bank account flirting with death. I thought you meant very large.

Speaker: ah very large bank account flirton with death if you know what i like him at like very large no No, no, Large bank account. I mean, she has a large bank account. Okay. As long as she doesn't have like a, what is that called? No pepper.

Speaker: Not an all-night. That's plenty. First of many. Like I said, it's all your fault. It's all your fault. Oh, yay. summer Summer started the trend. Yeah, no, like I said, it's going to take ah one foot in the grave. Wait, was summer really?

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: That's a true story? Based on a true story. it's Yeah, based on a true story. Some events may or may not be true. Come on, don't talk with me, man. Dude, I get that way, son.

Speaker: I think Blaise has said that same exact thing to me a time or two. Don't fuck with man. I was behind the counter at the liquor store. I'm so confused.

Speaker: Can you tell me? Yes. Give her some clothes. Okay. My bad. blonde, man. yes yes give her some clay yeah so she was really okay mother um b blind man yeah Shut the fuck up, Blasio. Things happen.

Speaker: Things happen. What are you going to do? Yeah, shit happens. Yeah. But friends. Yeah, I'm still friends with my ex-fiance, too, so that's cool.

Speaker: First of many. I've only had two. Well, three, I guess. I've had two.

Speaker: I guess if you count my ex-wife, I've had three fiancés. You little slore. That's a slut and a whore put together.

Speaker: i'm a slore? yeah You've had two fiancés. What does that make you? That was like five years ah six... I don't know how many years apart.

Speaker: Yeah. but And they both asked me in like the most shitty ways ever Like the first one Like I bought the ring First of all Which is stupid And he asked me in a bathroom Which is filthy dirty um please tell me it was like Some like filthy club bathroom Some like shitty cover band Was playing up on stage No No it was just a gross bathroom Yeah, no that's... Never mind.

Speaker: And then the second one like, we had gone to the place to get my ring sized or, like, get my finger sized. And then, like, we were looking at rings, blah, blah, blah. You get the ring size. You're not going to get your finger sized because you're not going change the size your finger. Shut the fuck up, please. Shut the fuck up, please.

Speaker: being i being pedant to shoulder I'm in this pocket and I got this 100 proof shit over here. I like fucking with those.

Speaker: I found and a ring that I actually liked and so we ended up buying that one and like this other like extra accent one that day and he never really asked me and I told him, I was like, you never really asked me to be your wife He took it off my finger and was right next to a trash bag full of shit and dirty ass room. Romantic. I know, right? He was like, will you marry me?

Speaker: like Romantic. Sure, I'm going to prom with you. I had leave ah had to leave for a minute.

Speaker: but I mean, we we all make mistakes in our life. It's okay. I'm not judging you. That is what it is, man. Oh, I have the ring right here, actually. yes ah Yeah, I mean, we we had a little bit of time. we had a little bit of time.

Speaker: oh You still kept the ring. Oh, I sold the other one because it going to be a three-piece thing. Like, whatever. But I'm to sell it. because it was go to be a three piece thing like whatever but i'm trying to sell it You probably traded for some weed.

Speaker: i don't need that. Yeah. We were together about three years. were friends for long time. Yeah, we were friends for a hot minute. That's awesome that you guys can still like

Speaker: that's awesome that you guys can still like chat and talk, so I love that. It just started. It just started. I had to apparently go stalk and be a weird creeper, but no, she's, I'm glad to have her back in my life. She's a good friend. That's awesome. To be like civil like that is awesome.

Speaker: She'll keep me in somewhat line, and and she'll keep me in check, so but she always has, since the time, since since from the moment we've been. But no, you know, things happen. It's all good. Okay, so Summer, are his stripes real or fake?

Speaker: His stripes. Again, there's you know there are but there is a reason why i there's a reason why i say I stripes in my beard. And starting with her too but but

Speaker: ah Dude. Awesome. Props. Awesome. yeah I had other plans on how I wanted to do it, but unfortunately i had this giant fucking box in my pocket that have looked really fucking weird and awkward all day long.

Speaker: so yeah oh palet I hope it wasn't bad. I don't know. I was so nervous. I was so fucking scared. I don't know if I was bad or good. I was so nervous and scared when I when i proposed to her.

Speaker: Did you ask your permission? No. No? Okay. It's not his property. She's not his property. No, I'm not saying that, too.

Speaker: I'm just saying don't be some people do that. I'm serious. i don't I don't. Some people are like serious about that, too. i don't i don't know i don't know if it was a bad proposal or not. I mean...

Speaker: I thought it was kind of cute. The kids were all there. we were on the balcony. i don't know. Plus, I was a nervous, scared fucking wreck. Marry me or I'm going to check each one of these kids off the balcony.

Speaker: about which I get totally um literally had one kid in each hand. You better marry me or You have five seconds to answer every second a kid goes over.

Speaker: yes, yes, yes. Jesus. ah but I still do. I still do.

Speaker: They're in my medicine cabinet.

Speaker: Thunderbolt was fun. Nice. What's going on, Mike? How you doing, brother?

Speaker: Yep, they're still sitting right up there. Date night with Sue. Date night with Mama. So you guys know how much I fucking beat up MCU, you but when I watched that trailer, guy i was like it's got David Harbour in it. was like, okay, I actually look kind of good.

Speaker: Anyway, that's all I'm going in movies about. Right. I mean, not a bad deal. the last She said to my last one was Betty and gave it to the guy who cuts by grass in order to get eight mows out of it.

Speaker: that's a lot of Eight mows? Only eight? Yeah. Oh, trust me. i am yeah That sucks, and I'm well aware of that.

Speaker: We are a very well-looking group. Oh, my God. Yeah, unfortunately, she was in a and a bad situation. That sucked, too, because I you know i felt like we could still stayed friends. farts. Sorry.

Speaker: I'm messing with tattoo guy. I'm all about one person. Shut up. Who's not a stoner? This guy's not a stoner. I'm not a stoner.

Speaker: That's the gateway drug, man. Join the club oh and If I start smoking weed, next thing I know, I'm like you guys. I'm giving hands behind the Dollar Tree. and What's wrong with that?

Speaker: Family dollars, sir. Family dollars. What is wrong with that? Dollar Tree. um dollar tree I'm like, Jesus Krippis, I will judge you for your sins.

Speaker: Amen. Just pray for me later, that's all. okay Yes.

Speaker: but Yeah, no. um But no, like I said, you Summer and I have got a very long history and she's an amazing person. She seems dope. Yeah.

Speaker: I like some already. Shout out to Country Boy Brewing here in Kentucky. They bring you beer such as Cougar Bait, a golden American a it ale. Is that like a shameless plug or something?

Speaker: I just like their beer. To your answer, did i did I ask her dad? that My dad is dead, please. That would be Wait damn minute. No, he's not.

Speaker: Wait, what did I just ask? You ask if I ask her dad permission. That's not dead. My mom's dead. She's under my car seat. Wait, what is that from? He'll ask.

Speaker: He'll still ask. Wait, what is that from? That's a true goddamn story. My mom's dead and her ashes are under my car seat. I forgot about that. Oh my god.

Speaker: I met her. It's true. I met her. Actually, I did. i introduced my mom and Blaze the last time. And then he also asked if he could smoke my mom. I'm like, yeah, if you want. He was like, seriously? Top off the bowl. I was being an asshole, right? I'm sorry. yeah a little and and A little road for your

Speaker: What kind of weed is that? etc It's that oatmeal cream cookie with a dash of road rage Rhonda. Grandma Kush.

Speaker: Grandma Kush. That sounds dope. I feel like that would put me to sleep real good. hundred I mean, at the end at the end of at the end of the day...

Speaker: It's a hell of a deal because, you know, he wasn't there and then you would have had to pay for your grass to get mowed and instead now he he goes and takes the rings and you get your grass cut for eight mows.

Speaker: It's a hell of a deal. $150 mow. Jesus Christ. Big ass. but Oh, shit. Shit, I'll come down there and mow it in my Daisy Dukes and wife beater.

Speaker: Oh, I need a pick. Picker didn't happen. that Yes.

Speaker: They are. i mean like ah Get the hose going and like make it rain all over. You want me to do a little Def Leppard montage and pour some sugar on me? Yes.

Speaker: Just let my beard. I saw somebody that looked exactly like here the other day. Also, and somebody that looked like Rick the other day.

Speaker: It was crazy. Also, don't don't don't put any of these ideas into Summer's head because next thing you know, I'll be doing a Hey, Summer. you just said that. You saying that right now just gave her the idea. like you if you If you back out and come back in, it might refresh it so you're caught up. It does lag sometimes.

Speaker: no um ah Oh, hello. it does It'd be doing that sometimes for reals. the For reals.

Speaker: For reals. Goddamn teriyaki expression. James Luker, if you're listening, man, I cannot find a picture of what you need. Just get a river, dude. It doesn't have to be river. Just get a river. It's got to have a 44 sign on it, too.

Speaker: You know what you do? You Google blank road signs and then you might put it on it. so ah true All you have to do all you have to do is get a picture oh of James Luker's face and Jay Bales' face and just put it on a river. Stop smoking so much weed. nomo Minimal jeopardy. Put your faces on a river. Any river. Fuck.

Speaker: i not know It's not how it works, man. It's not how it works. just Just try a little minimal Jefford and you'll be fine. That's my problem.

Speaker: is I'm not trying minimal Jeffords. yeah i mean ah Did I delete them all? I think I might have deleted them all. What's that? Yeah, we deleted them all. All the all the fantastical pictures that Jeff made.

Speaker: Oh, well, im I mean, we got some stuff.

Speaker: Do I have anything in What the Fuck News? No, I don't. Yeah, man, I think I deleted everything. Yeah, if you're weak, well, off the off the stream yard, off the stream yard. How do you guys feel about and you guys feel about taking a break real quick?

Speaker: No. All right. I'm just tattooing myself. so You're weird. That's what that fucking buzz is. That's that's as part of your trouble, Whitney, is you're weird.

Speaker: Am I cooking balls? What the fuck is that? Sorry. No worries. You gotta to turn them so they don't burn too much on one side. worries.

Speaker: tunena oh yeah yeah jesus yeah frings with I have to charge my fucking earbud things anyway, so break sounds good. All right, and charge your earbud thingies.

Speaker: Boss bitch. And I'm a spoken pole, so I come in rare form. You can smoke a bowl while on the show. Jesus. This is 18 and up. I have to go outside. We just had a mad, like, insane lightning storm. it was, like, I saw one struck the ground right back there. It's been coming up. I've i got i've been getting yelled at for the last two days. Someone's been yelling at me like I...

Speaker: a She said, already got it in the notes. I told you. Man, you're already getting yelled at.

Speaker: It's too soon to be yelled at. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, Because it's been raining down there. She's like, I told you to keep all that shit up there. I'm like, I'm trying to send it away as far as possible. I didn't want to send it down to you, my bad.

Speaker: Where's Summer left? Summer, where you live? Down yonder. Down yonder. Down yonder way. Who's the lame? Why are we lame?

Speaker: Oh, we're just going to take a, it's like a three-fourth minute break. I'm just going to play a song. Quick break. and then we'll be And then we'll be right back. Yeah, no, we don't we don't end the show. And the only reason we the only reason we take breaks for for anybody who's new here, what's up, Wally?

Speaker: um The only reason we take breaks here is because I interview musicians. And we like to play their music. So I'm actually going to play a little. I'm not going to do that because that is a six minute song.

Speaker: But I will do Who on Earth. That's like two people. Yeah, right. Who on Earth, who was on Glicks House of Music last Tuesday. Shout out to the guys. They were fucking awesome.

Speaker: um But I will do Lobotomy, which is a fun ass song. So check out Who on Earth where on all social media and wherever you listen to music. And we'll be right we will be right back. The show's not going nowhere.

Speaker: We're just going to play a little music. Music. love music.

Speaker: Fractured minds, believing all the words they say Destined to feel like this as my mind becomes so brave Fear of being erased, without chance of being saved

Speaker: clay Sculpted by a random maid Resisting all attempts from stealing identities Locked down, dudes you told They come and take you away

Speaker: We'll be right back.

Speaker: That's my back. Hey. Welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys enjoyed that song.

Speaker: That our boys. Who on Earth with lobotomy? Man, they got to dive into Koosh's head. got cut him open and push it out and do all kinds of fun stuff. But...

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Speaker: I missed you guys, but I needed a week off. You got to do what you got to do. yeah it happens Mental awareness. You definitely do not want things burning.

Speaker: Ask Jeff. He'll tell you.

Speaker: I do ask a lot. Look, I'm a little bit needy. right judgment You don't want things burning. as

Speaker: i'm I'm a little bit needy. She's calling you out, man. That's what she does. That's what she does. I'm a broken man, damn it. Just love me. Just somebody love me. Just be my friend.

Speaker: You're asking too much.

Speaker: i like I like Summer. I like her. Yeah. I'm a fan. she daughter she's trouble She's a

Speaker: Which is why I like her. ooh She should go to Dankhouse Brewery when I go. She's a troublemaker. Oh my God. No. because I'm a hard person. Hell yeah.

Speaker: I am not ah fuck a fucking idiot person. Wow. You know what? I fucking quit. blaz quit why I him down, man.

Speaker: luck with that. I've barely heard him talk. A little bit, yeah. good luck with that i barely heard him talk but bit yeah

Speaker: No, Johnny just comes and hangs out. and He just does thing. He just listens. Even when he's live. We can't see it because of your goddamn background. I know. What the hell is tie-dye? It's not showing up, bro. It's not.

Speaker: i know what the hell is but just tro pride i is not showing up bro it's nice teriyaki well can it can it dude i could totally put your i could put your i smoke dead people on a tie-dye shirt for you if you want do it yes yes i found it by the way so when you're up here in a couple weeks ah i'll show you and then you can pick out a a tie-dye color

Speaker: and i'll put it on

Speaker: now You are a hard person not to like. That is true. You're not allowed out. What do you mean you're not allowed out? What do you mean you're not allowed out?

Speaker: I feel that. I've been in in that position before. You don't know how to act when you're when you're in. What are you talking about? You just don't know how to act. No.

Speaker: the ah Yeah, neither does Blaze, apparently. I learned that last time it was here. know. I want to find out. I want to find out. All your people didn't know how to ask. Blaze, I've been talking with you.

Speaker: yeah I'm going to fuck with you and you know that i but I'm 100% got your back. You were not in the wrong in that situation once I heard the story. and once i oh what's i i was like, why is this guy taking pictures of my license plate? All of y'all need to come up to Baltimore. You too, Summer.

Speaker: And I will pay for everything. I would much rather shove nails into my pee hole than ever visit Baltimore. But you can come to Ohio.

Speaker: Oh,

Speaker: Ohio. Okay. um Baltimore's just. Yeah, it is trash. It is trash. Yeah, it's dirty. It's dirt spell's point dirty. point. Fell's point is the only good.

Speaker: Fell's point is good. I'm not from Baltimore, so. That's why people are like, we're going to go to Cincinnati. Why? Well, the harbor is pretty gross.

Speaker: It is pretty gross. And, like, the last time I was there, there was a shooting. then there's a bunch of people, like, riding around on their, like,

Speaker: and then there's a bunch of people like riding around on their like dirt bikes and shit around the city. It's so weird to hear you call me. Like said, it's just... Do you guys need a private chat?

Speaker: ah private child even Even going there right now. They need own um getting you baltimore I'm trying to talk to you about Baltimore because I'm like, even just thinking about going there, I feel like I should go take a shower right now. What is It is pretty gross.

Speaker: um It's gotten a little bit better, but... the crime ah super hard. But hey, I met up with a bunch of my gamer buddies. like They came from all over the place like that used to stream with.

Speaker: We all like met up in Baltimore and went to the casino and had the Gordon Ramsay restaurant. I went to his steakhouse.

Speaker: fucking bill was like $900 and something. It was insane. I believe it. Blaze, I know you you were talking about the brewery that is attached to the casino up here.

Speaker: we have ah We have the El Dorado and attached to it is that the BrewDog Brewery. it's a colu It's a local Columbus brewery. with a hotel and stuff like that. That's what I want. That's what I want to go to, like a casino, brewery, hotel. so Well, that's in Baltimore.

Speaker: That's like the only nice place, I guess. but i mean i could I could drive 45 minutes and get that. off, bitch. How about we... Exactly. here, bitch.

Speaker: Wee's legal here. way it's legal here we

Speaker: so yeah True. Well, it's, yeah, but, I mean, it's it's Ohio. Wait, I thought you were in Pennsylvania. Are you in Pennsylvania? can't remember. Well, I'm in Pennsylvania now, but I just moved here last week.

Speaker: Yes. And I feel like right of you across the border, right on the border, yeah. Oh, okay, gotcha, gotcha. You don't travel anymore. got You gotcha, gotcha. You better stop it.

Speaker: Well, then how am I going to cook for you if you don't travel no more? Girl, you better be traveling what if What if what pays What are you Okay yeah Sorry What do you Please tell me you're really Tattooing yourself because if you're not This is the first I am I'm tattooing myself

Speaker: but do you chat um What are you I already tattooed a heart on myself, but my shorts rubbed off part of it, so I'm trying to fix it. Wait. Swords shouldn't be tattoos off. Something doesn't sound right.

Speaker: Traveling to the ball fields with all them referees.

Speaker: his All I hear is i would fucking vibration in the background. You're welcome. I'm sorry. I'll stop. No, that was so funny. You don't have to stop. I'm just messing with you.

Speaker: Fix your tattoo that gets rubbed off by shorts. Yeah, like wife shorts are rubbing on it and it rubbed off part of the... Tattoos aren't meant to rub off.

Speaker: Don't look at me like that. They're not meant to rub off. You know what you're doing. that's my I know what I'm doing. I mean, it didn't rub off completely. It's just... It's a little bit worn.

Speaker: It's just a little bit worn off. We need... Can you come mansplain what tattooing is to Booger, please? can you come man man explain what tattooing is to booger please Ew, I fucking hate you.

Speaker: I'm going to the kitchen booger where do you belong. Tattooism is a man's job. so Y'all are a bunch of fucking turds.

Speaker: We are, but you love us. i It is what it is. We are what we are. dig it.

Speaker: You're not the only one You're going to stalk them and get their phone numbers and their addresses and make sure that your kids win the ball games That's what I would do She's got to see who they are to see if they're worthy of flirtation o You got back up in the chat tonight at least you're not the only chick hanging out with a bunch of weird dudes on a Saturday ah Weird. Yeah, I'm Actually, my shirt says get weird to tell you the truth.

Speaker: Yeah, and you call yourself Teriyaki Express. Calm down. I am the Teriyaki Express baby. That's that's pretty what it's pretty much the same thing as me calling myself the champ.

Speaker: It's so much cooler than that though. It is pretty cool. I got to give you that. i yeah yeah The teriyaki expression is pretty cool. I do got to give you props on that.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. oh did it Yes. All she's got to is smile and show her pretty southern charm. Who's that? that's what so I didn't like the sound that you made when you read that. say hear like, yeah. oh,

Speaker: Trust me. like Calm down, bro. No, I won't. No, I won't. no you no I know that all too well. Trust me.

Speaker: I won't calm down. Shut up. I'm not judging. I'm just pointing it out.

Speaker: it's It's honestly, it's pretty cute. I'm not going to lie. Y'all are cute.

Speaker: what up Why you are you walking around the house with a hammer? i took it from the i rob it Wait, what? I was

Speaker: walking around. I was watching Halloween. that Wait, what? And I took it and I was going to pay it back and they told me to bring it to you. What am I going to do with it?

Speaker: Oh, I thought you said ham. i thought you said ham, not hammer. No, he's got a hammer. He just walked into my room holding a hammer. i I see this now.

Speaker: What is your sister yelling about? That makes more sense. so

Speaker: I thought he was walking around with a hand. mean, one many reasons. One

Speaker: of many reasons.

Speaker: one of one of many reasons one of many reasons yeah

Speaker: yeah Yeah, that's why he gave me a ring. No. no dance dance in the building What's going on, brother? Races going on. Champs off road been going all day.

Speaker: Fuck yeah, man. did i know it That's what I need to do, man. I need to go out there. I need to go to Lucas Oil and and hang out with our guy, Zampius, because he was like, bro, you come out here, man, it's VIP treatment.

Speaker: I was thinking about going up to Maryland and like, throwing cow poop at this one woman in the golden barn. You can come to my farm. I'll give you the cow poop to throw at me.

Speaker: Yes. It's better than showing up picking your flowers and giving them you. and um sweet You got expect cow shit coming right back at you. loud question i can put else breathy i've got I got I got to pull that. I got to pull that stunt.

Speaker: show here picture lo So when I back to Kentucky, When I moved back to Kentucky, I was like, yay, let's go through the cow pastures and find mushrooms. Then I found out that they put antifungal shit in the fucking cattle feed around here. Is that the same where you're at?

Speaker: Not where i'm at now. We don't do that. Can you find them easily up there? Or is that a thing there? can get them. and Oh.

Speaker: I can get them. I'll hit you up off. do What are

Speaker: you shaking your head about? fit me hold on a damn second Hold on a damn second. So psychedelic mushrooms, I did ask Summer why she's shaking her head, but psychedelic mushrooms comes from cow shit?

Speaker: it can't it's Some of them you do, yeah yeah. Some of them, yeah. some of There's different types of magic mushrooms. There's one magic room. mad movie One magic mushroom. it's it's I know, right? Its name is called Penis Envy.

Speaker: It's called what? Penis Envy. Have you ever done Shrimps Click? I've never done drugs. Click's like I drink beer.

Speaker: I like Miller a lot. i bear alive

Speaker: I like bear. ah yeah No, so so I'll be, ah you know, I told Blaze this. I'll be 100% honest with you. i've I've smoked weed like once, i twice in my life. I did it twice when I was 16.

Speaker: Not a fan of it because it makes me fall asleep. However, these days I would be a huge fucking fan of if it. it was gonna yeah but and And I didn't, and I, and I didn't, I never tried gummies until the last year. or So when I've done gummies twice, the first time was fucking spectacular.

Speaker: What a great experience. The second time, I thought I was going to do it. That's scary. always has a picture Blaze has a picture of my second experience on gummies. Because I thought I was I was I was in a bad way. and and and then And then there was like a second gear that kicked in.

Speaker: after I died, I came back to life. Like like cra died so I'm like, no, that's not, this is not for me. I don't know. I totally get what you're saying. Yeah. i mushrooms You have to be around the right people, but it makes you so happy.

Speaker: sex Like amazing happy. Yes. It's the happiest you've ever been in your whole entire life. Summer, get some storms for this man. Blaise, Summer, ask what part of Kentucky you're in.

Speaker: o huh um Summer, ask what part of Kentucky are you in I am in the Brandenburg area. Get some sleep.

Speaker: I went to Kentucky. Lowell. bad i'm actually not um You know that Louder Than Life festival?

Speaker: Yeah, I'm right down the from Louder. what year was I can't remember what year it but yeah i went there i was fucking awesome. Exhausting, but awesome. A three-day fucking festival.

Speaker: threeday fucking fashion Dude, I went there. festival of lights But if you are really going to bed, good night. But I went to, when was that? ah Six years ago?

Speaker: don't think she's... Oh, Louder Than Life? No, Louder Than Life. Yeah. Why can't I find... or i don't know loud than like yeah yeah i am fucking show and brother why can't i find i fuckingli nu is there

Speaker: what am i doing Who was the headliners when you were there? um It was... Fucking asshat.

Speaker: Yes, Guns N' Roses. Oh, we were the same one? this Yes. Guns N' Roses, Slipknot. Slipknot was there, yeah.

Speaker: And Breaking Benjamin and Stained. My friends... was there My ice cube was there. Dude, that was like the most fucking crazy thing.

Speaker: and There was this chick in front of me dancing all like white. don't know. It was wild. But it was all since me and ice cube. my ah my My greatest mistake was there and my future next life was there.

Speaker: In this moment, oh my god, Marina Brinks. Oh my gosh. I was right up front. um But I had to duck down. i had to duck down because like they had that guy up in the wheelchair.

Speaker: And I was like... That sucks. I'm sorry. There it is. ah found it. We were in the same place at the same time. That's wild.

Speaker: There you go, Brittany. I don't know if you've seen that, but that was my second experience with gummies. Please just put it up there. Oh, Lord. What time you got to get up?

Speaker: Yeah, right there. There you go. and Peanut butter, banana. Of course, this was a little bit of Photoshop job, but yeah.

Speaker: Well, clearly. The only thing that was Photoshopped was the vegetables because Blaze is like, look, he's healthy. What is in between each layer of bread?

Speaker: It's peanut butter, banana, and potato chips.

Speaker: That

Speaker: that's you know that is a stoner sandwich if I ever heard about it. For real. I love peanut butter, banana sandwiches. it's well Peanut butter, banana.

Speaker: That's Elvis' sandwich. Yeah, or a peanut butter and tomato sandwich are two of my favorite sandwiches on the planet. But I was obviously in a special kind of way.

Speaker: i was an astronaut that day. And I was like, I don't have crunchy peanut butter and I want crunch on my sandwich. The potato chips will work. so

Speaker: I love putting potato chips sandwich. sandwiches With chips, you need that extra crunch, bro. like oh I can jizz over it.

Speaker: but ah for for for for for for being in the audio and je and hams yeah for For any man in the audience that might be feeling in some sort of way about Brittany, you now know the way to her heart and you now know where her G-spot is. You just simply put me a sandwich. her a sandwich.

Speaker: and attempt i make earth sandwich yes yeah but oh girl i but oh my goodness night so oh Oh my gosh.

Speaker: we get to learn all kinds of fun new things about brittany every

Speaker: or bookoger bitter was thinking what is that what was that revenge of the and the that the guide buner The big old jock dude, wasn't that his name? Booger?

Speaker: Come on, Blazer. old like me help me No, Booger wasn't the jock guy. Booger was the yeah all my the weird looking one the The one that drank the entire punch bowl. bob Was that Bobcat Goldthwait that was Booger?

Speaker: No. second Now I gotta to figure it out. No, but same caliber actor. yeah Was it Revenge of the Nerds?

Speaker: oh must been Oh, you know who that is? Damn it Molly. or you how a for anybody anybody Anybody who watches Supernatural, that's the guy who plays Metatron.

Speaker: That's him. Yeah, that's the guy. Yeah. I'm a Dean girl. I'm sorry, but I think that

Speaker: i'm sorry but i think that that that I think their relationship was homosexually coded. in It was very homoerotic. I think they were why i think the reason why they were only brothers is because at the time that show was written and came out.

Speaker: Had it come out now? That was very homoerotic. got nothing against I think it would be actually... i get i think it would be actually and It might make it more interesting.

Speaker: But what about his wife? What about his wife that was like burned to the ceiling? That whole story would have been like obsolete. True. no the The relationship between Danny and Sam was very Roll Tide-ish. Very Alabama-ish.

Speaker: has Roll Tide! Yeah. i'm just saying yeah but no yeah I am 100% a Dean girl. um just It is what it is. Dean is the one with the car.

Speaker: he's yeah He's the older brother. He's got the car. He's got the editing. He's the perfect one. Indeed. Me too, girl. Me too, girl. Sam is like too for me.

Speaker: I would come to Sam. Jensen Ackles. I think he's playing Batman in the new DCE. whatever He is supposedly the new Batman. And he's Soldier Boy in The Boys. And he's awesome in Soldier Boy.

Speaker: Yeah. Dude, that one line when they first introduced him was, man, that one line where he said, man, don't ever take a drink from Bill Cosby because he makes a hell of a drink. I was like, but no the fuck they didn't.

Speaker: Yes, I yeah did. i yeah Yeah, that's ah Booker was is Metatron in Supernatural. so yeah yep So where does the Booker thing come from, Brittany? Because I got to know.

Speaker: because Because the last thing that it was, was, what was it, Brittany Cox? Remember, we don't kink shame. I'm not kink shaming it. and Curious.

Speaker: I'm curious about... I'm i'm intrigued by the kink. Oh, what did you did you know did you did you learn you learned last week? I wasn't here last week, please.

Speaker: Okay, can I answer the question? ah yeah, I am a stand-up comedian. oh I did hear that and I'm like hold the fuck on you do a stand-up? like for real do um I have a couple times I'm dipping my toes in it I do improv and stuff

Speaker: Buggers was revenge of the nurse Yeah, boogers, yeah, revenge of the nurse so hold on a damn second so like ah is that something that you're like I can still hear you I just gotta go I don't know where it came from. um i know I babysat a lot of kids.

Speaker: So like I would, instead of cursing, I would be like, I'm boogers. um And then like some people would call me booger sometime and it is my password for some things. Now I have to change it.

Speaker: Now that I put it out there. Dumb. ah don

Speaker: Well, Brian, I mean, anybody who's interested, Booger is the password to her only friends, and I will be asking into her only friends and putting all of her pictures out there.

Speaker: She cracks me. she said She sent me a couple jokes the other day on It's just absolutely happy to have you. You gave yourself but name the No, no, i I feel like My dad, my grandpa called me booger.

Speaker: Their father did. Well, also, some of the kids that I babysat, like, their parents were very, very strict. Like, fart was a bad word.

Speaker: So, what we would say is, foofer. Don't say fart. Call it. you be called just for

Speaker: don't say far call it A shit flute. Yes. It's passing gas. No, they would call it foofer, because like I took them to the pool one day.

Speaker: oh shit. And i just he was like, oh, I farted. And i he was like, oh, was like, what? he's like He said a bad word. And i was like, what did you say? and he's like, I can't say it. I was like just whispered in my ear. And he's like, I said fart.

Speaker: He's like, well, what else are you supposed to say? And he's like, foo fart. And so that's what I've been calling it for years. Was that Canadian? Was it Terrence and... No. Stupid puppets from South park Terrence and Phillip or something like that. Well, this was also... This was...

Speaker: This was years ago too. and They're like all grown up and I found them on Instagram and whatever. yeah they're definitely fucked in the brain. was going to say, don't, don't, don't, when you get old, don't go back and look look at kids that you knew when they were kids and now they're old. already have, i already have man I had a whole ass conversation last week and I was just like, Terrence and Phillip. All of the kids that I used to babysit, they were like this big and now they're this big.

Speaker: They're going to become a knocking at your door when they're 18. Hey, Brittany, remember me?

Speaker: want talk. I want to talk.

Speaker: I had that. I was going to say reminisce and look at pictures about how you helped them ride a bike or play a baseball. But sure, Farting is in there as well.

Speaker: What's up, bugger? I'm a man. Won't you come to daddy? Come to my. won't you come to daddy yeah you're eating a mono You're the best babysitter I've ever had.

Speaker: Brittany puts her fingers to the lips. No, come to mind. Can you tuck me in just one more time? the friend that had over today is 25, and I'm 31. Yeah, bitch, you're old.

Speaker: and know the friend that i had over today is twenty five and i'm thirty one so okay habitual There you go.

Speaker: I'm cougaring it up. Yeah, I mean, I'm only 23, so. It's not the first time I've been a cougar either. there You are not cougar status. shut Shut up and stop it. You cannot be cougar status until you hit your 40s.

Speaker: I don't give a damn how much. on I don't give a damn if they're 18 and you're 31. You're just in denial. You're just in denial about your own age. Shut up. yeah shut up Technically, you're MILF age at the moment. Yeah, you're 100%. You would be MILF status.

Speaker: I'm not having kids. That's the thing, though. I think in order to be MILF status, have be kids. Where's my daughter? Come here, daughter. she's she she rentta she's calling you You have a stepdaughter. That's the way it works in porno world. There's stepdaughter. I have a fur baby.

Speaker: There's no biological children and in all steps. yeah I like my taco the way it is.

Speaker: know it You have a C-section. ah They have gotten better at that. You can do Kegels.

Speaker: Oh, I did that. I'm doing it right now. Sorry. Summer said check your phone. I think you're in trouble now, buddy. You done done it now. I am. Check your phone. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Speaker: Your taco doesn't change. Oh, well, I still don't want kids. I want to be just like the cool aunt. Yeah, I was going to say, you I mean, all all guys, and I wasn't this guy, but all guys are like, hey, doc, after she has that baby, you want to kind and put a couple of stitches in there?

Speaker: Like, they don't fucking... Yeah, they don't do that. i believe mike My ex-wife had C-sections for all three of our kids. The question I had... um for the doctor after my son was born, which was my third kid, or our third kid, I was like, hey, while you're in there and all of her shit's laying on the table, whatever makes babies, can you cut it, tie it, burn it, rip it out, do whatever you have to do so there's no more babies?

Speaker: Because I was done. more. No more. He was like, I got you, bro. He was like, I got you, bro. I just need her consent. Here's my daughter. i just need erkin my daughter

Speaker: yeah know as that Your cat's eyes are like lighten up and it's creepy as fuck. Yeah, your talking doesn't change. Oh, man. That's a cat from the shower.

Speaker: That's a cat from the cemetery. I feel fucked up. Yeah, i was about to say pet cemetery, yeah. It does look like shade. She's about to turn 17 in two days.

Speaker: Oh, shit. Cinco de Mayo. love that. sad extra stitches in She said Parker is her son. Parker is Summer's son. ah said he I love that name.

Speaker: I heard that.

Speaker: See, that's what I'm scared of. I don't want that. ah And also, I like my sleep.

Speaker: i mean and not all that and they're not They're not all bad.

Speaker: I pretty much like raised my cousin's daughters. when I was living down in Ocean City, in Maryland.

Speaker: first yeah it is it is a thing. it It's it's tough times. I enjoyed it, and I loved them to death.

Speaker: but i I just don't know if it's for me. I haven't met a person that I would want it with. so Oh, dude. Awesome. I already found out being an ah an uncle. I was living on my sister for a spell.

Speaker: And I was, you know, built in. already found out with the stuff I got going on. I just, you know, too much stimuli. That's a lot.

Speaker: Crotch goblin. Hello? No, I'm here.

Speaker: What happened?

Speaker: I thought somebody was going downstairs. Oh, thought you were... Never mind. it to figure out... Pick us what up. Yes, what? Chicken butt.

Speaker: Shut the fuck up You know why? Chicken thigh. Chicken thigh, yeah. Or thigh. Pie. Fly. Fry.

Speaker: Ow.

Speaker: oh

Speaker: Fucking chicken gizzards.

Speaker: Oh, shit. What are you smiling about? I'm over here talking, and um and i'm and I'm muted. Not all kids are bad. My first daughter would not... Oh, my God. she was She wasn't a bad baby. She couldn't help it.

Speaker: But she was also like two and a half months early. And she had a bunch of, she shouldn didn't have a bunch of problems, but she had some issues. My middle daughter, but when she was born, that baby didn't never make a sound. You put her ass to bed and she was lights out. Cash is the same way.

Speaker: But um yeah kids aren't all bad. I don't know. No, I mean, I love kids. I just don't know if I want them exiting my body.

Speaker: They're all bad at the same time.

Speaker: did Did Summer call him a crotch goblin or did one of you guys say crotch goblin? Because that's what she... Oh, I did. I said say it? I originally said it. thought you said it, what? I might have said it.

Speaker: who who is saying

Speaker: irishly i might have said I don't know. how mightve said I got it from Summer because that's what she... first i The first time Summer we were talking about having kids and she was talking about her son, she called him a cross gobbling. I'm like, what the fuck did you just say? Because I had never heard that before. My best friend, his she calls him ah a cross gobbling all the time.

Speaker: I call i call mine Oh shit, seriously? Again? And how the fuck did this happen? Those are my kids' names. Nicole, what do you mean you're pregnant?

Speaker: What is this? you sure it's mine? How the fuck did this happen? How the fuck did this happen? Well, the only thing in this house that pulls out is the couch.

Speaker: Let's be honest. We can pull out game in the world. It's not existent. I was about say, pull out game in the world. I have a vasectomy. I'm shooting blanks now. I'm good. Yeah, I should probably have one, but I have a very strict rule about... Look, I got a little tiny guy as it is.

Speaker: I can't take no risk, so I got a rule against sharp objects. around that area yeah it's just a little guy i can't i can't i can't take no risk strong at the end of the day just a little guy yeah yeah that one poor guy i mean he's not very big shut up britney what's brittanney that but

Speaker: what's the

Speaker: What's the point of having antivirus software if it's not going to stop the goddamn stupid bullshit? Anyway, I like that hat.

Speaker: Oh, my lanta. Oh, my lanta. Oh, my lanta. Give me some of that fanta. Oh, my lanta.

Speaker: ah You're hilarious. You crack me up. like Yeah. no i don't i don't want i don't want any sharp utensils down in that area. so new no No bobbet.

Speaker: so Somebody had mentioned earlier about putting something in the penis tip. don't know. I don't want anything in my butthole. I don't want anything in my penis hole.

Speaker: I don't want sharp objects near my penis. Those are the preach it so Right, Johnny? buts that is um My mama. mama's boyfriend. Okay, she was like showing something on her phone.

Speaker: And she was like, whatever. And I scrolled one too far. And it's like a video of him like putting a screwdriver down in his dick hole. Oh.

Speaker: Did he use lube? oh I don't know. Shut up. We're not supposed to be okay with this, please. We don't keep change. We don't keep change. I was just like, what did I like screw the phone? I'm like, what the fuck is that?

Speaker: fellow yeah and right you don't you know what you're youre You're right, Blaze. We listen and we don't kink shave. We listen and we don't shave.

Speaker: but The fuck? What kind of screwdriver was it? Was it a flathead or a Phillips screwdriver? Was it on automatically? That would be the better thing to do.

Speaker: feel like a Phillips would be better a battery Because it doesn't flare out. it's was it Yeah, I'm with Johnny Bones. You're not going to waller it out too much. Oh, my God. Don't waller out my peahole, whore.

Speaker: God damn it. out too much this fellow like yeah what so don don't want but peeho who scott it sounds like some That sounds like some fucking West Virginia type shit.

Speaker: hey Hey! And she's like, don't know, because he can't? Oh, like... come mom any and There's a lot of things that I can do in this life.

Speaker: And just because I can do them does not mean that I do them. Exactly. The possibilities are endless. I don't know.

Speaker: What did you say, please? No wallowing out the pee pee hole. Yeah, I'm with you. Dude, I was thinking the same thing. Get out my head, Blake.

Speaker: um I feel like I have to put that sign on my door now. Please don't wallow out my pee hole. Not the urethra. No. Rest in peace, urethra.

Speaker: I'm going to take down the current sign that says nope no stupid people allowed. I'm going to replace it with please don't wallow out my pee hole. There's no difference in that sign. Also, I have a phone that has piercing girls. Oh, my God. i we so so Minimal Jefford and I went to high school with the guy.

Speaker: And he was a grade above us. that's so good and And this dude used to brag about his he about his about his Jacob's Ladder.

Speaker: And for anybody who doesn't know, and I'm just putting this out there for those of you who don't know, what a Jacob's Ladder is, multiple piercings in your penis.

Speaker: And they go vertically and horizontally. So they do multiple piercings. I've seen that in a guy's penis before when I was a guitar. so this guy said that he had five horizontal and five vertically.

Speaker: And he talked about it for every year. And we're like, the fuck if you do, bro. Stop it. Like, you're fucking lying. You're fucking lying. You're fucking weird. Why would you lie about that? One day we're at fucking lunch and he stands up and

Speaker: oh sure as shit pearsons and all ten of them sons of hell yeah oh i'm like that's uh so light that's uh i'm scarred that's pretty fucking cool and uh the guy beside me has an awkward boner so hu

Speaker: My man just pulled his fucking junk out and dropped it right on the goddamn lunchroom table as we sat there.

Speaker: And I was like, you gotta be shitting me. You got to be fucking shitting me, bro. And he's like, ladies love it. I'm like, there's nothing about your situation that women love.

Speaker: but And it's like 18 inches. Barely. It's kind of. You cuss so much.

Speaker: Oh, I. can you still hear me um yes yeah okay it's kind of you sun guy

Speaker: you class so much oh

Speaker: Wait, what? I do. I curse a lot. I do apologize for that. I will try to be better if you would like me to be better.

Speaker: Smart people cuss. I definitely cuss a lot. That's a scientific fact. I've always cussed a lot.

Speaker: What's going on, Mandy? How you doing, girl? Hey, Mandy. not Mandy. I love it.

Speaker: saying how much has changed about me I got some tattoos and some piercings and that's about it.

Speaker: Who the fuck cares? I'll give you a tattoo. this people oh yeah Why? It'll just fucking rub off. Shut up, you bitch. ah we bich you know two turn tables i'll tell you i'll tell you i'll tell you what i told johnny i told johnny man johnny gets done with school i want johnny bongs to finish my arms now it's not gonna be some japanese type but but i'll tell you what i don't know how good you are britney but i'll let you do my molnir on my hand if you want well i know i mean i can at least draw a picture for you

Speaker: Draw me a picture. Let me see what you can do with a Molnir. Because I want to get a Molnir on one hand and on the other hand. Yeah, I'm not that good at tattooing just yet.

Speaker: But I can draw a damn good picture for you. I can draw a picture of you and make you look super pretty. I'll give you abs if you want.

Speaker: got got abs. back come up but all oh that's what oh Hold on a second. Check this good out. Can you see that up there?

Speaker: Can see that up there? Thanks, Blaze. Brittany, can you see that up there? Oh, me. Oh, my Oh, you're on your phone. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Send me a picture separately. It's a picture of a 3D printed Thor's hammer. Oh, shit. but That's pretty cool. That's a friend of mine. A friend of mine, actually. Oh, never mind.

Speaker: Here you go. Let me get rid of that light. There you go. That's dope. I could do better. up front A friend of mine drew that for me. mean, never had nobody draw picture before. is a really sweet picture, though. That is dope. I wish I could do stylized type things like that, but I'm more of a like a realistic drawer.

Speaker: I feel like such a douchebag for having to hang on my wall. No, don't. That's awesome. A very good friend of mine drew that for me, and and and and it kind of made me, i don't know, i feel some I felt some sort of way.

Speaker: Yeah. No, it's awesome. Honestly, like, as an artist...

Speaker: I don't know. I can't really speak for that person that drew that. I said some Ricky. Seeing that up on the wall behind you, like that means a lot to an artist, for real.

Speaker: I still have it. feel like douchebag for having it. Yes, I 100% still have it. Shut up, Mandy.

Speaker: ah shut up many I still every once in a while talk. I talk to Hummy every once in a while. Every once in a great while, he'll message me or I'll message him.

Speaker: But no, i I feel like a douchebag because I got a picture of myself hanging on the wall. But at the same time, I guess I get what you're saying. limit but It meant a lot to me. it was it was ah It was a great gift and it was unexpected.

Speaker: It's getting hot in here. Yes, I know. I didn't finish that song. It's getting hot. no it' i but I know all that.

Speaker: Real quick, Glick. that's ah You're talking about like an area where pretty much the same as where those belts are, yeah? What's that? Where you've got the the picture hanging you were talking about?

Speaker: Yeah, they're right it's right between my belts. so It's a prized possession. Yeah, i was going to say, I've also heard that ah those are belts that you've actually won, yes? Oh, no. so So this is actually... What's the story?

Speaker: So these are... Okay, hold on a second. i have to i have to I have to go touch my tiny wiener, and I'll be right back. Oh. I was going to say, it's only fitting to put that behind there, but not the story. Now I'm curious. The story behind his belts? Yeah, man.

Speaker: yeah I'm going to let him tell those men there awesome awesome stuff. Yeah. I was going to say it might be a fitting spot like a mantelpiece, but now I've got another story for you. Out of all the things, the big things you're feeling a douche. Shut up, Brittany. Or what? What are you going to do, bitch?

Speaker: Ooh. Call out.

Speaker: Yeah. I didn't mean to call you a bitch. I mean, I did kind of, but... ye This woman's got pizzazz. Oh, man, she will... It was in a nice way.

Speaker: well ah She'll throw some verbal punches like the rest of us. I can barely hear you guys now. It sucks. Oh, I'm sorry. I said you can throw some verbal punches like the rest of us.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, for sure. a respect it personally person First and foremost, Brittany, ah oh oh all like 5'6 and 95 pounds of you, calm down.

Speaker: Oh, I didn't you say the punches were going to didn't say when she lands the punch, it was going to hurt. You're 5'8. Shut up, Mandy.

Speaker: You know what All of you sons of bitches can go to hell tonight. I didn't say you stupid. Wait, how tall are you? I'm 6'2".

Speaker: Wait, really? Dang, shawty. ah About 290. I'm a big old boy. I'm a Sasquatch. I'm a big old boy.

Speaker: Respected shit. It's not douchebag thing. such a no what now and For me through no no that's saying. For me, and offensive lead like lead To like hang a picture of myself on the wall, I feel like a douchebag, but at the same time, the the the sentiment behind it, it means a lot to me.

Speaker: That picture means a lot to me in the fact that I never expected it to If you drew it yourself and did it, then you went into it. Yeah, if you drew it yourself and hung it up. Yeah.

Speaker: it was It was drawn for me by a friend of mine. And then, yeah, Summer did print it out and and frame it for me and and give it to me. And it's been on my wall ever since. That's a good picture.

Speaker: Yeah, no, I love it. It's one of my favorite things that I have at the end of the day. i will You're hear my new bestie. and Don't encourage Brittany on her bullshit, Mandy.

Speaker: Do it, do it, do it. Get him, girl. him, get girl. Yeah, I know you do. Everybody loves glue. Nanny's my new best friend. So the story behind the the story behind the belt, Johnny Bongs, is, hey, I'm a huge wrestling fan.

Speaker: ah bus yeah B, i we we we like to do things around here, and sometimes we like to have competitions. We have a current competition going right now, the Angel of Death competition, which will be another belt hanging on my wall at the end of this year.

Speaker: um and So we used to do a starting five, and then we we've done some other things. And me even when the guys tried to cheat, I was smoking them But I also like to support our brand.

Speaker: So sir as as a 30 plus time champion in a starting five or whatever various time, whatever been is competent, I won 25 in a row starting fives.

Speaker: And that was based off the fans voting, like our followers voting. um And then some other various competitions that we had. um So I was like, I'm a huge wrestling fan and I and and i and i want to get a belt. So this is actually, this is a real, like, it's a real belt. Huge wrestling fan with a huge ego.

Speaker: I don't. make Yeah. Building what you can, man. I can appreciate that. I only have an ego when we're alive. So imagine, imagine. So let's go back to that the picture. Like,

Speaker: When we said, had he drawn it himself? No. Well, we can reflect back on the belts right now because... I feel like you had this whole script set up also, like, just ready to go. No, no, no, no, no. So, so, I like to have things to support the network.

Speaker: So, at this time, it was just this show. So i was like, I'm going to get a championship belt made because I'm already calling myself the champ. I'm already fucking with the guys. Yeah.

Speaker: I had one of those kids' belts. You know what mean? but So I had this made. Well, I have two of them because this first one... Hold on a second. Where am I at? This first one here, it was kind of defective. So I reached out to customer service and was like, hey, this is what's happening.

Speaker: was like, no worry. We're going to rush send you a brand new belt. We apologize. Shout out to Trophy Smack. You guys are fucking amazing. Not a paid sponsor. Just a happy customer. So...

Speaker: I got the new one. It's been great ever since. And it's got nonsense school nonsense on it with our original logo, the logo that'll never change. And then this one back here, that's a, that was defective. I'm actually going to replace it.

Speaker: I'm going to replace the stickers and stuff on it with either the network logo with the skull and the double middle fingers, or I'm going to put Glick's house and music on it. Uh, and then this one is my stone cold, Steve Austin and smoking skull belt.

Speaker: That came from a very good friend of mine that, uh, What?

Speaker: um Who, when everybody else bowed on him and nobody else had his back, I was there by his side, and he sent me that as a gesture of our friendship. So, you know, they all... they So, i don't know. I mean, I do dumb things. Like, I got i got ah i got a Thor's hammer with our logo on it. Yeah, but even that, I've heard you tell a story behind shit. I like it. Yeah, it's just...

Speaker: I just, there's a guy locally who's starting a 3D printing company. This is all 3D printed. And I was like, i love supporting the local community. I love supporting local business owners.

Speaker: And it's stupid. It's childish. But, I mean, I'm rocking the network. I appreciate that kind of shit because I do the same thing around here. ye so i mean, so everything has a meaning.

Speaker: That's awesome. Yeah, everything has a meaning. Love it. um

Speaker: Supporting and local people is like... Yeah. So y'all sons of bitches support me when I start doing shirts and cups and stuff. I will buy a shirt.

Speaker: Hell yeah. You're going to buy all the shirts, Brittany. Bitch. here, you slore. Hey. listen herelor hey I should have never taught you that word. I love it. I'm going to give you all the credit in the world. That's an awesome fucking word. I love it. it's Fucking. s slow like

Speaker: Good shit.

Speaker: I think it's time for a shot. Oh, dude. Yeah.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: by ice I still oh yeah i was gonna look up the price of this bottle and see how much it's worth look up the price of the tea in China well if it's not worth much then I'll open it but if I can get a couple hundred bucks for it I'll keep it and sell it that's how the bourbon collectors are around here I'm trying to sell my fucking engagement ring Oh, shit. go and go and Go on Facebook Seller Mall.

Speaker: yeah see Yeah. It's really pretty. i love it, but I don't love him. but That's understandable. Shit.

Speaker: and I have my grandfather's wedding ring as well. have

Speaker: i have my i have my original wedding ring the only reason I have that is because my daughters asked me to keep it. ah I've got I've got my I got my grandfather's pocket watch which means the world to me. And have and i have

Speaker: dad i have all my dad's uh military stuff because i told him was like this is like after after a relative died and and all the siblings were fighting i think it was after my grandfather died and everybody was acting a certain type way i said i'm not gonna fight my sisters over any of your all the thing i asked for is your military stuff and my dad was like shout out to my dad by the way don't you grow a pair and let's let's fix this whatever it is we have going on between us But the ball's in your court too fast.

Speaker: But um I was like, all I want is your military stuff and your guns. And he was like, well, I can solve one problem right now. And he went and got me all his military stuff. And he was like, here, you can have it now. So, like, i don't even have to fight my sisters for that. Like, I'm not going to fight my sisters for anything at the end of the day.

Speaker: um But man now I work for um had now and i will fight them for his guns. Yeah, I will fight them for his guns. Yeah, I will fight them for his guns. Because my dad's got some nice guns.

Speaker: Always fight for the guns. like the pew-pews. I like the pew-pews, Blaze. Yeah. i like the pew-pews. Do you play Diddy? Right to bear arms, Right to bear arms.

Speaker: right to bear arms baby right to bear arms look at them Yeah, I do. Brittany, we haven't played together? No. That's what she said. What? That was weird.

Speaker: Yeah. It wasn't weird enough. Are you on Xbox or PlayStation? PC. Okay. You know, and I was starting to like you.

Speaker: Get her out of here. Who brings this rock? Call of Duty started on plate yeah or an on PC. you think They got cross compatible now. I don't care.

Speaker: So send me your, I'll send you Activision. we Let's play together. Let's play some Call of Duty together. I'm down. Well, yeah, because that's how Rick and I met. Are sweaty? why i you sweating Are you sweaty?

Speaker: Huh? Are you sweaty?

Speaker: Are you sweating? You are. You are. am so not. I did. I just get on there. I just get on there. She said she was hot earlier.

Speaker: She said she was hot earlier. I started when Call of Duty came out when I was like eight years old. oh So let's change the subject.

Speaker: Okay, so um I had, going back to like the things that we got from like our grandparents or whatever, I had my grandma's ring on my finger at the airport in Texas and I fell asleep and somebody stole it off my fucking finger.

Speaker: Motherfuckers. While I was asleep.

Speaker: Motherfuckers. I'm not fucked up. They should get their dicks chopped off for that. That's why you sleep half a week and carry a buck knife.

Speaker: Wait, what? ah I can barely hear you guys don't have my head set in. That's how we back on yourself, too.

Speaker: I might have to back out and come back in. Oh, shit. Sorry, man. I hit it, too.

Speaker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? right I'm going have to back out and come back in. I'm sorry. That's what I said. What's up, Lazy? You know what we need to do?

Speaker: We need to drop that link and

Speaker: ah

Speaker: what's up lazy you know what we need to do we need to this is giak that explain and Anyone can pop up, pop in, and pull out if you want.

Speaker: So if you got a good pullout game, you can do that too. Pop in, pull out.

Speaker: Or if you have a vasectomy, you can kind of just soak it in there for a bit. That's fine. Yeah, you can be like a Mormon and just soak it. There we go. Like a Mormon. and just so it there we go but like a warning that is You know what, James? I can't do this right now. I don't know what you're talking about. moving What are you talking about?

Speaker: Is that your name? No, James hit me up, asked me to do some album cover thing for him, and he wants to be a... He wants a specific thing that I just can't provide unless I go to where he's from and take a picture of whatever sign he's talking about because I rummaged Facebook and the internet. He wants the actual sign. You can't create your own. I can't Why don't you ask him? he wants to... English. Come on.

Speaker: don't you why don't you ask if you like getting me yeah if he because he wants it oh he yeah' question <unk> english come on like after many once few days yes If you ask me a few days ago, I could just drive up there and take a picture of my own fucking... That's why I got a camera.

Speaker: Tell him to drive out there right now and take a picture of it. Or he can do that himself. oh It's late. I'm tired. I'm not fucking with you.

Speaker: I love the guy. I'm just going to... I'm going to stew on it. on it

Speaker: Not not in the bad way. That's not what I mean. Stew is in ponder and find a solution. want to eat some stew. Johnny, are are you part of the mafia?

Speaker: Oh, yes. Part of the mafia? He's like, duh. I see your mafia flat on the back. Fucking go, Bill. I have no idea what that that means, but...

Speaker: What? I'm a fan of the stuff. it's ah he but Johnny Blaze is not a sports guy. The Bills Mafia. It's the Buffalo Bills football team and team. It's kind of like yeah kind of like the Cleveland Browns cleveland browns fans.

Speaker: just wo Thanks, Fair I made that just for you, girl. Okay. Good looking out If that was a pick up line That would be the worst I've ever heard Off with their break at crazy side Brittany if that was a pick line How does that how does that rate? um Well for a girl like me it works I'm getting lucky I'm getting lucky I'm just teasing you

Speaker: um just But like, I'm not like a lot of chicks. So, I mean, and I know a lot of chicks say that. It sounds so fucking cliche. I'm not like all the women. for

Speaker: But I really am not.

Speaker: So that, I don't give a shit. But other chicks probably would be insulted. f

Speaker: Maybe if they're hot enough. sure that

Speaker: like Now have a ah few girlfriends that are like me that like wolf food for and burp and we like talking It's a callback bro and truth that's going on as shirt and Yo, those kids that I used to babysit, they're gonna see Fufur on a shirt and they're gonna be like, what the fuck?

Speaker: It's Josiah. Josiah and Sadie. I think, yes. love fashion its josiah joiah and baby i think yeah

Speaker: Allegedly. Allegedly.

Speaker: Allegedly.

Speaker: I think your dad's a lawyer, so I just needed to put that out there.

Speaker: Fair enough. Well, won't do anything to get sued, so I think i think I'm all right. I think I'm ah comes It's just crazy seeing these children when I used to babysit grow up.

Speaker: I don't even...

Speaker: i had one of the strangest, greatest conversations last week.

Speaker: and was reminded multiple times. I'm an adult now, and I'm like, yeah, well, that don't make it any better. Is

Speaker: out way is that from Austin or something? No. No. God, no. um We're not from Alabama.

Speaker: I'm sorry. I guess maybe I hear it. I guess I didn't hear the complete context of that then. no that you need you Why are you hating on Alabama? It's weird to see

Speaker: um not I mean, other than the fact that the football team is ass and overrated as a motherfucker. i'm not around because I'm not here to judge because I'm not judging because 99.99% of Alabama is in I'm not judging. we don't That's why she where my grandpa's from.

Speaker: Fuck you, dude. you graing well He was a pastor since he was 11 years old.

Speaker: Congratulations on getting out, Grandpa. But um Yeah they were Broke as fuck He was literally like Biobattery Alabama Can you make money as a pastor At 11 years old He didn't take any money from the church ah He Donated all of that Money that was like Through your ties and stuff to To God

Speaker: Mm-hmm. but but No, like nursing nursing homes and stuff like that. No, he made his money because he was the vice president of like an insurance company thing.

Speaker: He never took any money from the church. That's what every pastor says, but he's got a nice big ass house and he's driving a Cadillac. I'm going to send you the link to my old house. I'm going to send you a link to my old house.

Speaker: It's fucking awesome. He cooked it. and He cooked it. He built it. Sounds like a I need to stop drinking. I think that was my last shot. Let's be real. Okay.

Speaker: So your grandfather was not a pastor. He cooked meth and people were seeing Jesus because of your grandpa. Yeah. Holy shit. That's why they started speaking in tongues.

Speaker: holy shitn yeah and see jesus

Speaker: that's why they started thinking in nus Can I get an amen? Oh my God. He used to say that all the time. Not even at church, but at home too. He said, can I get an amen?

Speaker: um the He'd say, can I get amen? And Brittany but would go. I'm speaking in tongues over here.

Speaker: little No, dude. I was just about to say something about that, too. Oh, my God. Hashtag foofer. Hashtag foofer.

Speaker: yeah Dude, oh my gosh. Now my my grandpa was ah weirdo and that's like where I get a lot of my weirdness from is one from him. And he'd be like, get brother brother Carrie.

Speaker: but

Speaker: didn' He just like be talking to himself. you're like should do do did yeah so but but the with you nineteen ninety s r

Speaker: And my uncle that passed away before I was born, was badass. He used to, okay, so my my grandpa used to also own two airplanes.

Speaker: And my uncle, he was like the black sheep of the family. I would've gotten cocaine. Yes, actually. Um, well yes, it was a part of, um, pagans and allegedly. And but this was like Satan's cocaine. Wait, I'm so confused. Well, okay. So my grandfather had two airplanes. One was in the backyard and my uncle would take like a six pack

Speaker: and just like go free flying with his airplane. No drinking kids. Yeah, dude. Oh, my God.

Speaker: I would have gotten along with him well. Don't drink and drive, kids. But if you want to get drunk, you're ah and like When he landed one time, he hit the wheel on the roof. Yeah.

Speaker: And my grandpa like didn't think anything of like the empty fucking beer cans and the airplane. It's not like he's going to pulled over by the air cops.

Speaker: funny Air Marshal. Air Marshal's going to need to walk this way. I need to do some money.

Speaker: It's like he has like a fucking like ah megaphone thing. I wish I could have met that man. plane we wo we deep of a over there for go over out

Speaker: man i wish i could have met that man I probably would have been dead by now, though, if I did. If you was a cocaine runner, I mean, you sound like a pretty cool dude to talk to. Right?

Speaker: That's very weird. He got killed in a drunk accident. No shit. Did it involve a plane? Did it involve plane?

Speaker: Stalking. Stalking, Brittany. None of us are surprised by this. Had you said he died in a bull accident? Yeah, if she was and like, I want the story.

Speaker: however she like and drug accident hey well, okay, so the guy that was driving, he survived. I'm crying right now.

Speaker: The guy that was driving survived. I saw him a couple years ago just walking down the street like all fucking like messed out.

Speaker: As you should be if you kill three people a fucking drunk car accident. But he just died last year. I don't know how Brittany's just nonchalantly like... Well, he killed that uncle. Fuck that bitch.

Speaker: And he's a meth addict. Fucking loser. I don't know. i don't know I just guessed meth. It's what it looked like. yeah Oh, God, Brittany, you know what, please? I need to have Brittany come up on it.

Speaker: You know what? I'm just going to turn my show on Tuesday night into whatever interview. And we're going to have Brittany come up on Tuesday night. And I'm going to interview Brittany. And we're going to get to know Brittany. And we're going to get to know her story. And we're just going to get to know everything we can get to know about Brittany on a Tuesday night. I have a lot. Dude, I have a lot.

Speaker: like I'm going to change it from Glick's House of Music to Glick's House of Interviews. And I'm just interviewing anybody and everybody on Tuesday nights. No, don't get rid of the music. But, I mean, that is a good idea, though. Actually, you know what? We'll do it on Wednesdays.

Speaker: I need a catchy name for Wednesday nights. Shut up. sure

Speaker: I need to catch a name for Wednesday nights since I can't do what the fuck news by myself. And I'm just going to interview random people on Wednesday nights, please. and and fritney's i mean i'm down And Brittany's going to be my first interview, man.

Speaker: That'd be dope as fuck if I went like full on like 90s talk show host like Like, oh, yeah, like, just interviewing random ass people. I'll be like, what's your story, motherfucker? That were born in the Shut up. I was born in the late 1900s, all right?

Speaker: Shut up. 93, bitch. Yeah, I feel old.

Speaker: ninety three of it

Speaker: yeah i feel old Whatever dude, I feel old don't Brittany know the things I would do you know the things I was doing to myself in 1993

Speaker: I don't want to know. I don't want to know, but not at all. but wanted to know i just born in None of us want to know. Nobody

Speaker: don't worry bla says so and low shit involved that's for sure oh no i can know no that's weird but it was we as a long belt a closet door but secret she goddam You you would never tell belt around his neck. yeah is yeah he know along a long belt and a lemon

Speaker: ah long belt and a lemon in the lemon wedge the lemon would what is the woman no no no what's the le what explain you know the you know your face when you talk to me

Speaker: My face is right here. wait. phone. Sorry. Come on, Brittany. I'm trying to give you views, man. Can you see me on YouTube on phone?

Speaker: I mean, my computer. Oh, this fucking twat is calling me. bri give me a view is out what can see me on youtube my um i mean my computer oh this is fucking watch it's calling me Can I, I'm going to give you all my ex-boyfriend's phone number and you guys need to fuck with him.

Speaker: but yeah Don't, don't because i'm because I'm the type of guy who'll get drunk. I'll be like, what's up, you want to fuck? Who's this number? No, no, no. As long as I know I didn't get the number from you, we're good.

Speaker: just like I had blocked him, and then he found out a way to fucking call me through a restricted number. i'm like like Leave me the fuck alone. don't feel bad if you give me his number.

Speaker: Yeah, you got to do an auto-respond with the link for the show and be like, sorry, I can't take your call right now. I'm currently here. Click the link and then he can come in and they'd be like... and That would be wonderful.

Speaker: how awesome i'm just I didn't know she was friends with the Sasquatch. Shit, fuck. Fuck my whole life. What are you excited about, Blaze? Do it.

Speaker: my shenanigans and my I love to see something just randomly pop up here without even realizing. Walk into the lines, dude. His family comes from money, so that's the only thing that I'm scared of.

Speaker: Like, you're rich. Are they going to harvest your kidneys or something? Maybe. but And? I didn't need that fucking kidney anyways.

Speaker: do do you need a Do you need a place to come and hide? You can come hide in Ohio. I mean, it's a couch. It's not comfy, but if you need a place to come and hide, I got you, girl.

Speaker: Protected by a Sasquatch. You remember the old car alarm commercials where the guy would hit the button and be like, boop, boop, protected by Viper. Brittany can hit a button and be like, protected by Sasquatch.

Speaker: ah I appreciate it.

Speaker: Why are you fucking rich people? If anybody calls you, they get the link to this show, and then can pop them in here, and if he starts act some sort of fucking way... Yeah, he's going to throw them out there. Should I send him the link?

Speaker: i don't give a fuck.

Speaker: God, I don't know. send it to him Don't send it to him, but you could do like an auto response on your phone. So if somebody calls you, it'll automatically respond with, I'm sorry, I'm busy. I'm currently here. And you can put the link in there. And then if he calls, it'll pop up like a text message and that link will be there.

Speaker: Well, he was like getting so upset because I i was running out of room over there. um

Speaker: um And he was like, and I told him about you all. And I was doing like the podcast, like joining you guys on the podcast. And he got all jealous and he's like, Oh, these old men, you're a fucking slut whore.

Speaker: that he didn't say that's word. That's what we're doing. We're having an orgy. Right. Like, look bit like What the fuck? we're not even together.

Speaker: also look know like fucking weirdo hey mr waro if you're listening to this come at me bro

Speaker: hey hey Hey, Mr. Weirdo. I just i just have a couple things to say to you. This is from my good friend Connor. This is a message from Connor. You're sexy and I want to fuck you.

Speaker: Let me ride that dick. This is a message from Rick. I'm gay. I'm gay. yeah message this is a message like right i'm gay

Speaker: Connor hit me yesterday, man. And last but not least, I have two messages from me personally. First one being... You son of a bitch. Here's a shot.

Speaker: Take your stick. nine Oh, yeah, guys. And... You son of a bitch. You son of bitch.

Speaker: What, man?

Speaker: but what Hey, send me the originals. I can i can get those. I don't have the originals. Oh, Jeff. Jeff has the originals. I don't have them.

Speaker: ah So that's a RIP, correct?

Speaker: Yeah, it's a RIP. Well, I guess. and don't know is that It is Saturday night. he he's He's allowed a pop-up on Saturday nights. It is an open-door challenge.

Speaker: like Are you sure? please I don't know. I want him to join. That'd be awesome. I hated him at first. Remember? i fucking hated him. I'm going to tell you right now Blaze, I got your back. You know I got your back 100%. If he pops up,

Speaker: and he pops up um um I'm here for support and I want to see. yeah I'm here for it. You hate it. I don't even know.

Speaker: I don't even know what's going on, but I will say whatever I feel in the moment. but You know me. yeah know i's na He's not going to pop up. what Why did you hate him, though?

Speaker: I'm just so curious. ah He's a pompous fucking

Speaker: But also, that's also kind of why I respect him at the same time, because he owns it You know what I mean? Yeah. Hold on a damn minute. You were just making fun of me because I had championship belts and said I had a baby.

Speaker: Whatever. Fuck you, dude. No,

Speaker: I'm just kidding. Have you ever seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine, though? Yeah. Some of it, yeah. Yeah, so when they have those, like... um

Speaker: competitions where they have to get the belt. That's what it reminds me of. I mean, anybody is anybody is welcome to come for the belts anytime. Bitch, I'm come. We need to have a... We should do that. You're goddamn right you're going to... Sorry, yeah I don't know.

Speaker: yeah I'm tattooing myself. Sorry, I'm tattooing myself. I'm not doing it right now, you bitch.

Speaker: Well, no, you got done earlier, you bitch. Yeah, and I... It's Britney, bitch. so i so I'll be fucking Britney, bitch. Don't fucking play with me.

Speaker: It's click, bitch. Oh, my gosh. If you dress up like Britney Spears... Nobody wants to see that. I do. Oops, he did it again. Exactly. so yeah oh i have Oh, God.

Speaker: Never mind. You're doing it. Okay, so I owe Rocky. I owe Rocky.

Speaker: Rocky did an amazing cover of that song. And I was like, if you do a cover of it, I'll make a video. And he did a cover and I haven't done a video yet.

Speaker: see every See even more reason why you need to dress up like Britney Spears. and oopsside he well well I know. Well, I was going to say, hey, Britney, I'll send you a picture and you can tell me if you me to dress up like Britney Spears or not, but then that sounded incredibly wrong and a lot dirty, which I'm not trying to be dirty.

Speaker: but Be dirty as you want. Dirtiest. I don't really give fuck. Follow my Instagram. Oh, Lord. I don't know. Now I'm scared.

Speaker: yeah but all of the onlyly fans got a multi breath do you like airbrush abs on your sixpa Your six-pack is Miller Lite.

Speaker: i don't have a six-pack. I ain't six-pack. yeah bill The only six-pack I've ever had in my life was the one that I bought at the gas station.

Speaker: Exactly. oh no Hey, whatever. yeah Honestly, and i I'm not an ab girl. I'm good on all that. i would rather have me a dad bod.

Speaker: Blaze knows I'm fluk.

Speaker: ah Sure. Blaze is like... No, no, i'm just kidding. Honestly, I feel like that's... no like Most chicks these days really want a dad talk.

Speaker: Oh, ge you said chicks. I thought you said tricks. I was what? um No, like ladies, women... These days, prefer a God Bob.

Speaker: Sasquatch Spears, I'm a slave for food. No, Mandy. Sasquatch Spears, I'm a slave for food. I'm a slave for food.

Speaker: I'm a slave for food. Girl. I like Mandy. She's cool.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: i like many's she cool Mandy's awesome. She's my big sis. I love her. She's not my biological big sis. She just adopted me on TikTok.

Speaker: yeah ah Mandy just adopted me on TikTok and she was like, fucking deal with it. You're my little bro now. And I'm like, yes, ma'am. ah yeah for big That's my old sister. thank She said, take it with no lube.

Speaker: Take it with no lube.

Speaker: No lube. I suggest that you're just like, yes, ma'am. Speaking of boobies, please, please, please, i the biggestest du speaking a speaking the and be calm appreciate appreciate your boobs hotbib remember those calculators when you can type and you like is Blaze sent me a message the other day. and he said You still can?

Speaker: there's like My calculator has a Google strip. You type in boobs and it brings up a lot of boobs.

Speaker: Don't need no leaves. Just spit on that shit. Blaze sent me a message the other day and he was like... Blaze me a message the other day and he was like...

Speaker: Blaze was like, for doobies and boobies. Doobies and boobies. That's my favorite thing. i have fuck It's just random messages I get from Blaze.

Speaker: Doobies and boobies. Blaze, I hope you know I love you, man. yeah You can take it however you want. Homo, non-homo. I love you, bro. I want create an event create an event called doobies and boobies. Hold up. He hasn't needed loob venues. Where is she at? Is that? Is that?

Speaker: Is that? Is that? Okay, Brittany. on Sorry. Blaze. Dude, we can have we could have one night for but the music fest. Doobies and boobies.

Speaker: We could have one night for the music fest I want to put together and call it Doobies for Boobies and we could donate the money but to breast cancer her awareness. Yes. Dude, that is amazing. I would love that.

Speaker: is that That's October, isn't it? I'm down with that. Yes, it's October. And that's my birthday, month two. When's your birthday? October sixth We can do porn. We can porn.

Speaker: I'm October 10th. I'm 1010. Hey, Libra babies. Yeah, let's go. Libra men are shit. Hold the fuck on. Hold the fuck on. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. a libra baby yeah let's go they a manuscript

Speaker: hold the fuck on

Speaker: i just get it

Speaker: god damn it i'm i'm a good fucking man. and i understand you i I wouldn't be in here if you weren't. Yeah, and and I realized that I'm just a placeholder.

Speaker: um' I'm a foster. I'm a foster boyfriend or a foster whatever. like I foster women and I understand that I'm just a placeholder. Hold on, hold on. Is this a program I can sign up for? Hold on.

Speaker: and fa should look it should yeah Like understand. I understand. I'm a placeholder. Is there any women out there that need foster care?

Speaker: Just shut up. Just shut up. Get that... but but di yeah absolutely yes sir Powder out. You got me feeling something. Girl, I'm going to fight. We're going to we go fight We're going to fight. Are you serious right now? You're the best.

Speaker: You got me feeling some sort of way. you're lucky You're lucky I love you, Brittany, because you got me feeling in some sort of way right now, girl. Whatever, man. but man yeah Lieber men are not shit.

Speaker: Well, you know what? All men are shit. and me's The one that stole my virginity, well, didn't steal, I gave it to him, but was a Lieber man.

Speaker: He was a slur. He was a slur. but so so because you gave your virginity to a Lieber man, we're all shit? And then he laughing he left me two days later.

Speaker: whiskey Whiskey and titties. i and i' i never i win now wait wait wait wait but Wait, wait, wait. What were we talking about before? What were we going to do? I am not crazy.

Speaker: Shut up, Mandy. I'm not crazy. I'm a good man. I don't care what we were going to do before. My feelings are hurt. it be boby Doobies and boobies. Thank you. great welcome First and foremost, Mandy, don't encourage her. Second of all, Johnny Bones.

Speaker: Don't help her. Johnny Bones, you're my people. Johnny Bones does have... I don't know. I just want to play with it. He's got a nice stooche.

Speaker: That's what we're going to call it. What is stooche?

Speaker: what a stoouch i try i think thank that's ah That's one mighty stooch you have. He's got the stooch and I got the beard.

Speaker: excuse no gonna sta's That's what I'm working on next. Johnny and I johnny and i are that are the next greatest tag team. You got the neck beard, John. The stooch and the beard.

Speaker: Again, this motherfucker. Fuck if I got it, Rocky. Bless um You know what? Just send them a link. If you want to talk to me, here's where I'm at and send them the link to the show. Not the link to come on the show, but the link to where you can watch the show.

Speaker: No, sure. Yeah. The link's already in the chat at the end of the day. Mandy, I feel like... just like... He's

Speaker: eighteen that for second

Speaker: His skin is literally yellow. His eyeballs are yellow. jaundice, basically. This is dude like 75? he's only 33. I thought jaundice was something that babysat. I'm confused.

Speaker: Right there with you.

Speaker: ah thought jada so something that baby said i'm so confused ah there' with you

Speaker: we see ah on What's going on? Dance big puppets. Dance funny puppets. I don't know. Anyway, so why's he got jaundice?

Speaker: Does he got any medical issue? Because he's a fucking alcoholic. His kidneys are failing. His liver's failing. He's one of those rich kids. He's literally been in rehab like three times.

Speaker: been and um He's calling me again. Bitch. Rehab is for pussies. He's probably watching your channel right now. I'm telling you. It's not even just like any rehab.

Speaker: It's like ones that have like saunas and like a pool. and That's not rehab. That's vacation. ah ah people Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker: Rich people go on fucking rehab or vacation. They call rehab. And we're like, he was like what's the, big what's great what? but Right.

Speaker: It's like, that's what i've I've, that's what I've told his dad and classes for them to go on vacation. I knew a gentleman like that in in Oregon. He's pretty much killing himself with with the booze as well.

Speaker: Me too. yeah and um I mean, I drank too, but like on that on that level though, nah. yeah As Jason Aldean once said, it numbs the pain.

Speaker: Yeah. and Why do you do drugs? just just just just Just tell him if he wants to talk to you, you can come up here. And we'll gladly give him the platform and he can talk to you. See, if I block his number, he calls me on a restricted number and I can't block that one. So it's like I'll talk to you the way.

Speaker: him a link to the show. I was thinking about that today. I was thinking today. Actually, you probably should 100% like Blaze said, but at the end of the day, you he can come up here live and we can give him a platform and Blaze and I are not held responsible for our actions. I'm going to go ahead and throw that out there. never ever, ever, ever.

Speaker: Because you're one of ours. You're one of our you're you're you're you're one of our people, Brittany. Yeah. Thanks. and yeah Oh, there you go. Mandy said, honey, you need me to make him cry.

Speaker: I just like... i want to see Mandy make him cry. I want to see Mandy make me cry. Okay. I need a good cry. Okay, yes, Mandy.

Speaker: Let me give you his number. Blaze, I'm not kink-shaming you, but that sounds like kind of a weird kink. I'm just saying, but whatever you need, brother. Whatever you need. i wish I wish I could get on my computer. Okay. Okay.

Speaker: ah farmerma Let me join through my computer really quick, okay? Okay. I'm going to step out. I got grab me another Pepsi, and I'll be back. Well, why don't we do this? let's his role You want to roll into a break? Yeah, let's take a real quick break. we'll do a little a Let's do a little break. We've got a little two little almost three minutes with our boys Delta Circle with Back and Better, and we'll be right back after this.

Speaker: Don't go anywhere. i Make sure you guys. Yes. Nice. um Everybody, go make your bladder glider. grab you another drink.

Speaker: And we'll be right back after a little Delta Circle. Drivers, start your engines!

Speaker: Your reputation, it speaks for itself.

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Speaker: And we are back what's going on on ladies and gentlemen welcome back to nonsensical nonsense we're hanging out we're doing what we do it's saturday night miss booger oh she changed her name now she's britney britney bitches yeah i can't hear you you got gotta you gotta fix your mic situation can't hear you i can just see yes

Speaker: um But no, welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense. Don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, it is Saturday night. The door is open. Let me drop that link one time.

Speaker: Got to fix your stuff, girl. ah Let me drop that link one time real quick in the chatter's box. Anybody and everybody is welcome to come up here and hang out and shoot the shit with us. We got Johnny Bongs in the building.

Speaker: We got our girl Brittany in the building, hanging out as always. Blaze is here with me, and you guys know me. I'm Glick. I don't need any introduction other than that. I am he.

Speaker: i am him. i am the one. i am the fortunate son. Yeah. fucking shit. Praise be the Glick. But no, if you're not already good, hit that follow, hit that like, hit that share.

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Speaker: ah And all all the way from the future, girl Megan is popping in to say hello. Greetings. It's lovely to meet you, Brett.

Speaker: I don't think I've met you before. Hello. We can't hear you, girl. What's going on with your... with your Hang on. one hang No, we can hear you, Megan. way We can't hear Brittany.

Speaker: Oh, well I'll shut up and let her speak.

Speaker: She's talking, but we can't hear her. She's freaking out. She's losing her mind. and don't know if she's throwing up gang signs.

Speaker: Actually, I was doing a sign that I've only just made Britt and I told her to rack off, so I'm going to stop that. I'll stop that damn idea. No. All right, Brittany, what's going on? What did you do to your sound? Turn your Bluetooth off on your phone. Turn it on on your computer.

Speaker: Try to jump out and come back. Go to your settings and click your Bluetooth. Yeah. and click your bluetooth yeah Miss Megan, what's going on with you, girl? What's going on on your side of the world?

Speaker: Not much. It's Sunday here and you talk about the future. I'm scrapbooking my trip to Sydney to see back to the future. in My little travel...

Speaker: travel journal here. But yeah, same crap, different day, not much. um And loving the fact that not much is happening because I got on the Kraken rum, black cherry and vanilla rum and did 12 shots last night. So not Feeling the best.

Speaker: Let's go. No, I'm not hungover. I don't have a headache, but I'm not entirely awake, if you understand what I mean. Yeah, I do. We all do. Welcome to Saturday Night on Nonsensical Nonsense. I was going to say, welcome to Sunday morning, my time.

Speaker: And I did five shots. I'm sorry. Brittany, are you back? Can we hear you yet? No, we can't hear you. You broke it. No. And Brittany, throw it out the window. i have a window that I often hold my tablet up to if it's misbehaving to say, you will go out the window.

Speaker: Listen, Megan's like, you're in a good shape. That's called domestic violence. Listen here, you son of a bitch. Listen, it's violence towards tablets. It's violence towards tablets, Nick. I will give you that.

Speaker: But, hey, if it's not working, it does deserves what it gets. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker: how So what's you got going on in your world today? What time is it there? It's what? It's still early there, right? It's five minutes to 1pm on Sunday afternoon. So, yeah, as I said, I'm just having a really... That's what I'm looking for.

Speaker: I'm scrapbooking today and avoiding crap that can be done on Monday, which is to say tomorrow, for work. That probably should have been um way done weeks ago but wasn't. um So, yeah, just, you know, normal Sunday afternoon.

Speaker: Not much going on. What's that? Yeah. There we go. We got you, Brittany. Can you hear like here right nice surelit me?

Speaker: I hear Brittany. It's Brittany, bitch. Did you say you went to... make speaker Did say you went to Sydney to see Back to the Future? As you can see on the tagline under my name, i have 146 days to says 145. Oh, tickets to 143.

Speaker: great i nineteen my yeah ask for the math yeah she still hot yeah ah yes so i brought take it oh my he Tickets to opening night.

Speaker: And, yep. Hold on. Yeah. And the day. Oh, sorry, Glick. The day I see the show. Is this a Broadway show of, like, Back to the Future? Like, Back to the Future, the movie? Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, so it's based on the first movie, which is 40 years old the day and but the day I see the show, which is the 26th of September down here.

Speaker: It is 40 years exactly to the first Back to the Future movie premiering in this country, which is why they chose that date. That's awesome. And, yeah, I got opening night tickets.

Speaker: I hopefully will get to meet Bob Gale, who wrote the movie. That's even freaking cooler. um And the gentleman who played Doc on the West End, who created the role of Doc is not Chris. The West End.

Speaker: is Roger Bart and he's coming to Australia. So he will have played him in three of the five places the musical has been, West End, Broadway and now Sydney.

Speaker: The only other two places that it's currently playing is in Tokyo, Japan with a full Japanese speaking cast and on the Royal Caribbean cruise liner.

Speaker: And i have more they have DeLoreans in every ah agree um place and they're going to have the DeLorean here and I'm so excited because I love that car. um So, yeah. um Yeah, so hopefully I get to meet Bob Gale, Bob Zemeckis, who was the director, and he also did another one of my favourite movies, which is Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Speaker: bit Great movie. I love that movie. Which I absolutely love. And Christopher Lloyd was in that as well. um And, yeah, get to meet Roger Bart, who plays Doc, which I'm so excited about because I love that man. Yeah. but yeah You think that's a franchise that that should be re remade?

Speaker: Bob Gale has actually stated quite categorically that Back to the Future 4 will never be made. because he believes, and I agree with him, that you cannot have anyone but Michael J. Fox playing Marty and, of course, Michael, you know, and yeah, so they... mya I i've rented out a whole movie theatre with my brother's ex-girlfriend for his birthday to watch Back to the Future 2. Yeah, I like Back to the Future.

Speaker: I love Back to the Future 2. ah because of how dark it got. um yeah But, yeah, um um so Bob Gale has said, and I tend to agree with him, that you couldn't have Back to the Future 4 without mar the original Marty, of course.

Speaker: And so that's why he wrote the musical. And um if you've seen the first movie, aside from a couple of changes, it's basically the musical. um But, yeah.

Speaker: Okay. I didn't even know there was a Back to the Future musical. Oh, dude, there's a Spider-Man musical.

Speaker: There's a musical for, like, everything, okay. you still kind of feather and Sam Raimi's Spider-Man, and they made it interesting to use the Spider-Man. There is a musical based on one of my favorite cartoon characters of all time, and that is Betty Boop.

Speaker: Oh, I love Betty Boop. yeah Yeah, they've got a musical on Broadway called Boop the Musical. And if I could get to New York. There's a musical? Well, you know, what I'm not surprised, but I would love to freaking see that. That would be so cool. I love Betty Boop. I don't know if you're fans of the Tony Awards. I like seeing who gets nominated.

Speaker: The young girl who's playing Betty in the Betty Boop musical. This is her first big show, and she's... just been nominated for Best Actress in a Musical. So, yeah, Jasmine Lee Alley is her name and she is awesome.

Speaker: But, yeah, i me I'm a bit of a musical nerd. My mother got to see Phantom of the Opera on the West End of London. Yeah, no, no. With Michael Crawford, the original Phantom in London. There you go.

Speaker: I'm so jealous of her because I love Michael Crawford. And Phantom was the thing. Honestly, London was cool when I visited there. But, like, it doesn't feel like you're in England because there's so many different, like, tourists.

Speaker: yeah yeah my mom went in yeah my um mom went in i 83 no 86 later oh that was a that that was a different fine compar yeah that's what i was about to say yeah yeah that's yeah that's a huge huge step yeah um yeah she went after my parents divorced and actually the summer i went to see back to the future was 1995. my parent i was two uh i'm not going to tell you that i was nine

Speaker: But anyway, um so my grandparents take my brother, cousins and I to see Back to the Future. Brother, cousins? Yeah, my three male cousins, my younger brother and I and my grandmother all went round to the cinema around the corner from their house. She didn't mean it like in the Alabama i'm sorry, bre I speak Bogan, which is Australian redneck. My mistake, it gets lost in the translation.

Speaker: I'm a short Billy redneck too, so it's okay. Okay, after 12 shots of rum, I'm anyone's redneck. Yeah. Metaphorically and categorically speaking.

Speaker: um Yeah, so we went to see it and then be my grandparents brought my brother and all I home and my parents had divorced while we were away. So, you know that's ah sort of a funny memory I haven't seen Back to the Future but that year. But, yeah, I'm really excited to see it. In case you can't tell, I've got all my Marty McFly cosplay hanging in the closet ready to go. And, yeah.

Speaker: i'm really looking forward to it hell yeah hell yeah i hope you have fun it's i've always liked back to the future um i'm okay with seeing a remake but it would have to be cast very strictly but other than that other than that um it's it's It's a gem of a story. It's just a fun movie.

Speaker: I love that this... Do not fall in love with your mother because that will erase you from time. And being the redneck I am, it's just a little too close to home, so to speak.

Speaker: um I love how... ah I love Bob Gale. I've heard Bob Gale tell the story of how he came up with the idea of Back to the Future.

Speaker: So um he and Robert Zemeckis had done a great movie, a very underrated movie in the early 80s called News Cars. It's one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

Speaker: and um After the movie came out, it didn't do that well, so Bob Gale goes home to St Louis to visit his parents, and he was in the basement of his parents' house just looking through old boxes, you know, as you do, and he came across his father's yearbook, and he was flicking through his father's yearbook, and he didn't know he was class president, you know,

Speaker: And he started thinking, would I have been friends with my dad if I knew him at school? And the answer was probably no, because they met two different people. And the character of George McFly is Bob Gale's father.

Speaker: Apparently, if you look at George McFly, that nerdy, you know, gorgeous character. I love George as a character. That was... um Bob Gale's dad, Mark, apparently, like according to him. So, yeah.

Speaker: That's interesting. That's an ISO pizza movie trivia. Yeah, and I'm meeting Bob Gale, as I said, I'm hopefully taking my hoverboard if it gets here in time to get him to sign.

Speaker: um But, yeah, I love it. it's a good thought experiment to stop and take a moment like man would i be but i have been friends with my parents if i had been in high school well my dad went to catholic high school that's all i'm saying as did i mine i mean i would i i would bang marty's mom oh leah thompson Hang on, Glick. Would you be wearing purple Calvin Klein underwear while you did?

Speaker: I would be wearing whatever the fuck Leah Thompson wanted me to wear. Actually, to this day, um Leah Thompson can still get it. Whatever she wants me to wear, I'll wear it. Okay, let me text Leigh to see if she's free.

Speaker: um I actually always loved Doc Brown. love her. Yeah, but know you know Leigh don't like that. And if she's available, like, let her know. If number, Hang I'm sorry, I made good word in for you.

Speaker: I always love that word. You put the good word in for me and I'll put the good

Speaker: I'm a bit of a science nerd, so my favourite character was always Doc Brown and of course Christopher Lloyd playing him so beautifully. Which is why when I saw you roger a rabbit and he was playing Judge Doom, I could not put together the... Hang on. Doc Brown's nice. Judge Doom's an arsehole.

Speaker: But it's the same. You know, they're realising at that age that he's just... Yeah, just judge me if you want. But what's up with you? Cheers, y'all. Have one for me, my dear. It's still... Give me a couple of hours.

Speaker: Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. I'm actually contemplating. I was just like, um and I there. Let's go. No, I'm kidding. Let's go.

Speaker: like I got to see. what did i do to trump like fannessy right there let's go no i'm kidding know let's yeah what oh got i gotta see Hold on.

Speaker: Hold on. hey got Hang on. He's doctor Googling Leah Thompson, and I mean looking up on the internet. Oh, oh my God. Yeah. She is beautiful now.

Speaker: She was gorgeous then, but she is stunning now. Yeah. What's up, Leah Thompson? how are you doing? You want a low rent Joe Rogan to slide in your

Speaker: steve i heard rogue has been viewer man i'm roman i used to be a fan of rogan i and look each guy yeah you know each to their own no thank you you know No, Leah Thompson is still gorgeous to this day. Who's Leah Thompson? That was freaking Marty's mom in Back to the Future, the original Back to the Future. Oh. Wow. Wow.

Speaker: Wow, Blaze. I was thinking Leah Remy for a moment. Oh, she can get it, too. She can get it, too. she't get tune Yeah, with her fucked up plastic surgery. Dick, what blows my mind... I scissor the shit out of her. What's that?

Speaker: What blows my mind is Christopher Lloyd is 89 years old in October. 63? She ain't that old either, man. No, she's not. and She still looks... She's still I'm right there in that middle point where I can...

Speaker: You could swing it either way. no, depends on mood. Yeah, lot of factors go into it. I'm in middle of that spectrum where I can go, like i'm in that light i'm in the middle of that spectrum where i can go you know, decade early or a decade or so earlier, decade so old. was 22 or 23 and my ex man friend, that's what I like to call him because he was 12 years older than He was a dick on a stick as my father used to call it. It's like, dick on stick.

Speaker: His winner was too big. I couldn't handle it. So was like, no. and Hold on a damn minute. Hold on. Hold on.

Speaker: I'll be 100% honest with you guys. I was kind of spaced out for a second. um i goes very clear Well done, We're to all good. All I heard was my father and my grandfather and his dick was too big. What? My dick was you're going to cry for i didn't even I didn't even hear that. didn't even hear that. broke the internet, y'all. hear that.

Speaker: i brought the internet y'all guess i did do on banter still fed as so i will william told i what but but oh he's gonna read all i didn't play it am i really my cards wrong here if i like intelligence happen yet but da yeah i't know else i i'm supposed to say You got my attention now.

Speaker: was going to say, hang on, Glick, I love you, but I don't know what part of the country you're from. I don't know your religious status. I don't really care. But that is just wrong on levels. that I don't have a religious status, but now but but now my curiosity is peaked. You were here earlier when we were talking about religion and shit.

Speaker: No, no, hang on. I'm Catholic, and what you just said lick blows my Catholic mind, probably intended. I'm just going. My father's grandfather's dick is too big. So your great-grandfather's dick's too big, Brittany? Wow, bring this reflect on.

Speaker: well not show you anyone shirt is i choose i know my my ex was like 12 years older than me and this is what they're gonna have to break up with him holy i'm trying to do math in my head actually you know what i won't say that i'll private message you what i'm gonna say no you are gonna say what that i can mock you i can never say it then i can mock you

Speaker: ah yeah to play it i be saying they're not damning Well, Rick might be dating Leia Thompson. I'm sorry to bring that um I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that your father's dick was too big for you, too. So, like, more jealous for birth.

Speaker: click great I think Glick's got a jealousy issue with my grandmas dick or whatever. dirt tiny tiny pop I got a tiny pecker. I'm always jealous. It is what it is. That's like nothing. i like Hey, Glick, there's the magnified glass, brother. I still can't see him.

Speaker: Oh, God. Glick, I can't see him with an electron microscope, i was not expecting that that sort of regular to have a microscope on sp by well i as well i i've heard that joke and it's funny but man dying just so why we do have a microphone um the like yeah hang on and when i check on breakckie place Welfare check. on now but

Speaker: Time out boys. Welfare check. She's alright. She's alright. Oh, Brit, we're going to get on just fine, my dear. I can tell this already. Get on, get on. I like that.

Speaker: Look, you've got a microscopic... It's not even the best telescope in the universe is going to... I just can't, can't.

Speaker: shadow Shout out for having a microscope on whatever the fuck that thing is. That was a magnifier. Magnifying glass on standby. I had to make it weird again. It's Saturday night. yeah we' seven night know You guys are three sheets to the wind, which I will be joining you in a couple of hours after 12 shots of alcohol last night come on don't don't you tell me if i'm three sheets to the wind or if i'm not three sheets of the wind you're not listen you go with me my boy and you will be like an american accent you listen here i'll punch a kangaroo in the face fun i heard

Speaker: fromm the kangaroo function hey it's fun i heard Hey, listen, you do what you like with the kangaroo's pouch, Glick. Just keep me out of it, okay? Have you ever had the urge to be in a kangaroo's pouch?

Speaker: and No, you don't. and No. I have seen the inside of a kangaroo's pouch. Wait, what? I just want to cuddle in a kangaroo's pouch. You've seen the inside of a kangaroo's pouch.

Speaker: What's it look like? What's it feel like? i know are now I went to a kangaroo autopsy. I don't know but what that means. What?

Speaker: Oh, that was Spanish, not Australian. A kangaroo autopsy. ah Kangaroos were dropping dead for no apparent reason around the town. Oh,

Speaker: take it. One of my good friends lives down in Australia now. That I graduated with, yeah. Her and her family live in Australia now. no I need to go and visit her. Jedi, happy May 4th, you son of a bitch. Pouch life. Nice.

Speaker: There's no kangaroos in Australia that So so if a baby so if a baby kangaroo gets kicked out of the pouch early. Is that an abortion? Time out. He's over here timing out. I got him on yeah not i'm more mute. Hold on. Just time out. that's timeout Just time out real quick.

Speaker: Time out real quick. You're my favorite person. and You're like sneaky. Well, thank you. seen He's not that sneaky. I've seen that he muted me. Tell Jedi to get his creepy ass up here.

Speaker: I did it on purpose. I wasn't being sneaky about it. Tell Jedi to get his goopy ass up here. He listens to you. Get your ass up in this bitch. Apparently Jedi used to be up here. Guys, time out.

Speaker: Jedi, um Glick has asked me to pass on this message. This is not my words. Get your pasty white ass up here now. Get your pasty white ass.

Speaker: Get it up here, sunshine. Get your pasty white ass up here. Yeah, listen to Johnny. Get up here, sling a boomerang

Speaker: buty who deserve getting slammed into general. My guy, MK, is here. I fucking love you, MK. What's going on, bro? I missed you.

Speaker: I missed you, MK. fucking love you, man. MK is my guy. Sorry. Mute me if you want. No, I'm sorry for making jokes about Lazy's Pouch. I want to know how MK knows about Lazy's Pouch.

Speaker: then i man you You want to know way too much information about people. Why? My degree is in psychology. You bet I want to know. I'm going to tell you one thing and one thing only. but la Lazy's pouch is property of Glick, and that is my pouch and nobody else's pouch.

Speaker: I won't tell you guys anything more about his pouch other than the fact that it's amazing. know one thing about bring a lot of lube. um i know like i know i know kind great better bring lot of lo

Speaker: i judge glenn i judge not ah particularly about my favorite i judge you not uh but cling wrap cling wraps pouch a gentleman never tells but i touched it oh i like i like m k touch let touch it mka can i just ask questions question one more question of you okay ah g

Speaker: and I'm not sure how to ask this, so I'm just going to ask it. And if it's a fancy screw you. Yeah. When you say touch, how do you mean touch? I love fancy screws. They're my favorite. How do you mean touch? Like... Like uncle did it or something? Wait, what? No.

Speaker: I shouldn't ask questions that I don't want to answer, as my grandma always said. my you know i i i'm be interested when you say touch what you mean by actually no i'm not okay no yeah yeah this weird huh yeah we're reading it up hey beast okay no gay Well, jedi' Jedi's in the building, so it's already gone. It's a bizarre world.

Speaker: Dance for me, puppets. Dance. Dance, monkey, dance. good that oh ge Don't jeez, don't you know.

Speaker: Raise your hand if you go around touching kangaroos. Who's a kangaroo toucher? Man. Y'all raise y'all's hands really quick. If you touch kangaroos, you don't get sick. Hey, Brittany, if it'll make you feel better.

Speaker: Word from the Aussie. you do not well I just want to be in a pouch. For humans, it's called a sleeping bag.

Speaker: see but of heartbe ah okay you can We put there and we could turn it up. We can simulate a patch. You guys know what they say about Australian wildlife.

Speaker: and like we had sim we write later oh i'm a get on hang on but you guys know what they say i you know what they say about australian wildlife No, I've never met Australia.

Speaker: Their spiders are like this big.

Speaker: fighters are like this big The biggest one that I've ever seen in my house is that big, red bat. I've seen big spiders. I've seen big spiders, but Australia spiders are a whole other fucking blazing. The thing they say about Australian wildlife is we have 50,000 animals, bugs, and plants that'll kill you before you leave the house on a Monday morning. That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard.

Speaker: ah That is actually true. and andda water And the one that you think won't do the damage that actually will is the koala. Because they are vicious little fuckers.

Speaker: they commit war fucking mic and when They commit war crimes. joshhu yeah yeah like bite that shouldby question i Just

Speaker: Bonds, it's always the quiet ones we need to worry about. They can't fucking work out, man. Johnny said war crimes, man. They can't work out.

Speaker: Johnny donny just sneaks in and just drops one. I love it. member convention that There was three-year-old at the Sydney Zoo who lost three quarters of her face because a koala tore it off when she got a little too close.

Speaker: That's what I'm saying about koalas. I don't know if you open fences and stuff up at your Sydney Zoo. Don't just let people run around and go with the animals. I got friends in little places. I got friends in little places where the whiskey. What did I just do? Sing with me, girl. Don't leave me hanging. No. We're not at the same time, so it doesn't work.

Speaker: It still works. They understand. Cheers, darling.

Speaker: cheers darling

Speaker: I just want to say thank you. Thank you for watching. Thank you for tuning in. Please hit that like, hit that share, hit that subscribe.

Speaker: Please share this to your grandmother. Scare the shit out of her.

Speaker: i've won bla and I would, but I'd have to do it in the underworld because both my grandmothers are dead. And I'm sure they'll appreciate it. Take whatever opportunity you want to make this shit morbid.

Speaker: My grandmother would thank you for that. that thank you for the fun of my grandma One of my grandmas would have liked it. The other one would have been like... The other one would have gotten... straight Would have been like...

Speaker: a Wait, what about...

Speaker: ah so um yeah major violently ill

Speaker: um and what he said ah had you i hate then i yeah and i yeah i didn't wait what about um Jedi is right.

Speaker: Koalas are one of the biggest... um Is that where Chlamydia... Who was the first human that fucked the goddamn koala? That's what I want to... It was Jedi. We all know this.

Speaker: I just... You know... like like chat me I'm to need you to stop speaking so ill illy of my sweet, beautiful Jedi. Well, I have to. They're gummy bears, but different kind of squishy.

Speaker: and but

Speaker: That's my sweet, beautiful... I have talk shit because I'm a sick. know you do. Cool. i'm a sick we know you do you know yeah

Speaker: cool ah but but fuck that

Speaker: Unless he comes to the dark side and joins the Sith, I'm going to talk shit about that man from now till doomsday. Oh my god, it's 36 minutes from the fucking Force Day, you fucking Star Wars. I just want to say to... I just want to say to all you Star Wars...

Speaker: ah blazing sorry i told your blit sorry i just want i just want to say to yeah star war Are you Star Wars fans? well This is a long distance this is long distance dedication from from Glick ah to you.

Speaker: You're beautiful. And I love you.

Speaker: a You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. Point Nesta.

Speaker: Actually, no, actually, no, you're supposed to laugh at Nobody was supposed to be offended. No, actually, no, actually, no, nobody was supposed to be offended by that. No, I'm sorry, I found you greatly offended. I am a gay person. Hey, Lazy, how are you doing, buddy? I'm good, how are you, guys?

Speaker: I don't care. yeah Lazy, I care about you. I'm sorry. It would hurt my favorite ja right feelings if you didn't. I care about too.

Speaker: I care about you too. I care about you too. I care about all of you. don't know. I don't care for you. Go back yourself, son. disappear i don't sound i don't know i like can't so much material ah fuck yourself son second Who are you talking to, Megan? Goddamn. Wait, who what? no Glicks just offended me by his mere presence because he brought you here, Jenna.

Speaker: He does that. know, I know. yeah la i i kaie I'm I'm kidding. I offend anybody. I'll fight a Sith. I'll fight a Jedi at the end of the day. I mean, that's I'm a god.

Speaker: I'm a god, and you silly made-up mind of a fat fucking virgin. Don't fucking scare me. I'm talking about Johnny Bones. I'm Lucas.

Speaker: but what is The George Lucas ever created was Jar Jar Binks. He bites your tongue. He bites your fucking tongue. I agree that Jaja, which is Jedi's favorite, I'm led to believe, was a mistake.

Speaker: I'm a superhero fan. Whether it be DC or MC, whether you want to go to the Marvel Universe or you want to go to the DC Universe, any one of them, the weak fucking plastic man from DC Universe would make a Jedi and a Sith his bitch. Ooh, I got a question. brit This is make is a question just for Brittany. Hang on, Blake. I'm not as conversant. Blake has something to say. Do you think the weed's better in the MCU or the DCU?

Speaker: These are the important questions. that Oh, dude, absolutely the MCU. The weed is much better in the MCU. yeah adam see you I don't understand the question.

Speaker: We're just blindly answering. briy Brittany? Brittany? Brittany? What is there? I'm going to go to the ball. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. You can't pull over any further.

Speaker: I just packed a ball, man. Hold on a second. but Hold on second. Hold on second. I you're pretty but and i'll explain it to You're pretty and I'll explain it to you later.

Speaker: Go smoke your bowl. I love you, girl. I have Dolly Parton on my shirt, too. Oh, the queen. Queen Dolly. I like Dolly. I'll Dolly your Parton later if you let me.

Speaker: I'm just going to part your Dolly. Sorry, it was there it was there. I couldn't help myself. yeah like I liked it. That's the problem. orange I'm like, okay.

Speaker: He picks up the girls asking for a friend. I don't know. I

Speaker: asking for free i don't know i felt earlier and I belched earlier and Brittany said that was an amazing pickup line. I'll be 100% honest with you. now and got me I

Speaker: yeah and i'll be one i'll go one hundred percent yeah i'll be be one hundred percent honest of you i am not trying to pick brittany up I have no interest in Britney like that.

Speaker: Yeah, I love her. We're just jerking around. We're just jerking around. She's an amazing young lady. like I have no interest in her like that in any shape or way. I tell you what, were trying to sell that hard, way too hard.

Speaker: trying to like sell that hard way too hard i thought that very blaz No, we just... play Fuck you. Hey, Blaze, I'll show you how hard I'm selling it in a couple weeks.

Speaker: If you know what I mean, Blaze. Okay.

Speaker: Yeah, no yeah no, I love Brittany and I can joke around like that. So that was not but trust me, trust me, I would never go to a an establishment and walk up to a girl and be like, who's up, mama?

Speaker: You want me to dolly your partner? No, you just block up. I tend to work, Blake. Blake, if you ever tried that on me in a bar, you'd be meeting my knuckle sandwich and be like, yeah, no, I'm sure. I you can 100% guarantee you that I would never try that on you.

Speaker: Megan, you're so aggressive. I'm not aggressive, not saying good. Be aggressive. Be aggressive. some men might Come off as a broken weed gun. If anyone came up to me like that, Jed, firstly, hang on, firstly, I could not see if it was you because you're so fucking right.

Speaker: So fucking right. That was the fastest. shot That was the fastest bowl smoking I've ever seen in my life. I know. Is it cold outside? yeah no wait Is this is like a one-hitter? kind bowl do you have? Does your bowl even hold any weed?

Speaker: yeah track a to come back I know it does. to christmas go back. to come back. You missed me.

Speaker: ah you missed you missed me Untrackable. What's going on? I'm glad.

Speaker: Brittany missed me. She's in love with me. Ladies and gentlemen, Brittany's in love with me. You're delusional, but there's a point there. I'm sure.

Speaker: we don't The roof. Hey, the Glick. The Glick is home i on fire. We don't need no water. Let that motherfucker burn.

Speaker: I'm just playing, Brittany. I just know I watched Blaze smoke a lot of bowls a couple weeks ago, and they were not that fast. Well, I wanted to make it quick. I didn't want to leave the screen empty without my presence.

Speaker: That's what I said. I just want to make it quick. so It's not a race. It's really not a race. canno This is why I love you. This is why I appreciate you because you catch every little thing. Now I know my CBDs.

Speaker: Why don't you smoke some weed? Hey, Brittany, it's not how you start, it's how you finish, my dear. Well, that's what Jedi told me. I quick don't know how that gets out. You know what? I don't mean to brag, but I'm always the last one. don't mean to brag, but let me brag. I knew that would have gotten you, Blaze. I knew it. I knew it.

Speaker: don't mean to brag, but please let me brag. When Glick finishes, he just screams, i win. slap her in the face. Who said that? Who said that? She didn't say anything.

Speaker: oh my god dude i said

Speaker: and

Speaker: pulled that shit so i a slaper in the face who j who anything i't get I slap her in the face and tell her I'm the champ and then I call her. No, Megan, you're not allowed to drink anymore. You shots last night. Welcome to single lick where I act way out of pocket.

Speaker: i wait till i drink like a itch no no megan you're not allowed to drink anymore you took ten shots last night that's the article well welcome to welcome to single clickck in a right way out of pocket Blaze is like please like... Hang on, Glick, are you acting out of pocket? Surely not, my friend. Blaze is just stoned tonight.

Speaker: Not even having stoned. I was going say... It's not out of pocket. It's out of pocket. You're acting out of pouch. Well, Jed, they might be acting out of pouch, but you've been out of your tree for how long?

Speaker: out well je i and they might ouch but you've beat na in your guess been out of your tree for how long?

Speaker: Wait, what now? you're saying everyone's out of pouch, but you've been out of your tree for how long, Jedi? Out of pouch. shall read that out of That's why I was geeking.

Speaker: The out of pouch shit got me.

Speaker: Alright, now I'm... Your screen name is Booger. That's awesome. Alright. Welcome to the club, bro. That's great. I'm a guy on track. Well, you know where the link is, brother? You know you can show that beautiful fucking face of yours.

Speaker: It's like handsome fucking mug. When you pick them let me pick that booger and you just like can't flick it off. What? Wow, random mutt? That's such a... Jedi, you have been replaced as my favorite person by Brittany.

Speaker: Damn it, Brittany. How dare you take my throne? I just eat it. Just eat the boogie. Don't flick it. That was so random, Brittany. loved it. Just eat the boogie.

Speaker: don't flick i read like togie Don't eat don't eat a don a wgie w and to but touch but it's just start and Whatever your body Just eat eat the boogie Who is Glick are you saying that What Yes he is Put Glick in time out Put Glick in time out I don't want him to rage quit I don't want him to rage quit I don't like it too much You got track record with that huh

Speaker: you got home got a track record that Look at this glorious son of a bitch. Look at that tasty white face. You shut your whore mouth.

Speaker: That is a beautiful face. Hang on. Where are you? just reminded me I need to go and make sandwiches and wrap them in That is You're an angel. Lazy Jedi angel. Oh my god.

Speaker: that is you're an angel are you jedi lay jedi into oh so keep my I love Jedi. He's beautiful. Hey, listen. look i clean you know I'll be back in a second, man. I've got to make some sandwiches. I'll be back. You know why Jedi comes up on here? Because he gets respect and he gets the love.

Speaker: He got shot. Turn your camera back on. I will always shoot you. Let me love you. Jedi!

Speaker: Let me love you, you beautiful son of a bitch. Let him love you the way that you're supposed to be loved, Jedi. think. i can He said you were going to make some sandwiches.

Speaker: He gets disrespected on a Friday night. Megan, make me one too. you know you ex Oh, no, no, not you. i was talking to... No, no, no, I'm talking to Jedi Brits.

Speaker: I tried to get off your pasty white ass, but then I never... Make him our way downtown. Come on, Make him our way downtown. He's not pasty. He's not pasty. He's power. There's no difference in... He's fucking beautiful. He's fucking beautiful, sons of bitches. One you smear.

Speaker: one you smear one you smear when you snort there's a difference so hang on and blaze i believe down here in australia we call it you're jewish or jewish we call him non-reflective down here blaze but i'm starting not i'm starting not like what they say in australia a lot right now what i would usually say to jedi so there's that Blaze, one of these days we gotta have a stream where we just get high as fuck and say whatever random shit comes to our brains. Can I join? That's what he does every time he's live. That's what Blaze does every time he's live. I know. But I would go on that level with him and just do it. Just fucking just talk about it. Me too. try and can come You that was random? was random?

Speaker: That sounds like fun. It was meeting mine last year. It was not I am all about the, like, the... but i't um Oh, yeah you're already there, Brittany. We don't even know where you're at. You're in the fucking stratosphere. yeah they oh well Now, I will make sure I... and No, I was going to say something really bad. i not...

Speaker: no you just gotta say it no she said she's not she says she's not i was gonna say something that jedi would never have experienced and i don't want him to feel bad is it kinky it's a kinky for jedi it would be what is the weirdest what is the weirdest kink in australia Why don't you come? Pouch fucking. It's pouch fucking. No, why don't you come and take it and find out? have Fuck around and find out. Because I have it all showing right here on the video with me. Why can't I just ask? You assume I I'm Googling it.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: she i i am there white how do you know googling it okay well you have friends correct what are their kings oh like

Speaker: that's what they talk about around here with us talking about it think maybe uh but it's not a conversation i tell you what brit i will ask my mother that my 76 year old mother that next time i talk to her She might know. She might know.

Speaker: She might have invented some stuff. My parents were lost 40 years ago, Blaze. bla There's no damn way she knows. You know what? I'm going to ask my mom, too. You know what I'll ask my mom, too. And we'll compare. Yeah, but you've never met my mother, Blaze. That's what I'm referring to more to the point. We'll compare. Okay, go on.

Speaker: When I lived in Australia, when I lived in arizona there was ah there was my mom way in Arizona, there was a suburb of Arizona. i think it was Scottsdale. There's like this retirement community and it had the highest levels of STDs because those old people be doing orgies. Oh, oh yeah. I love that. I love that.

Speaker: all day every day well They're just getting ancient brothels. There's like a documentary about it too. Yeah. thank yeah what What else are they supposed to do? That's all they got going on.

Speaker: What my point was... Megan, my was...

Speaker: megan my point was your mother who might have been in one kinky broad you don't know because she got to do with your mom's kinks because she had my there's four years between my brother and i and if you met my brother i the ultimate form was your brother got to do with your mom's kinks Hey, Untrackable. You beautiful son of a bitch. How are you doing, brother? What up, Untrackable? What up, dude? good I'm going to drop. um

Speaker: I need to go and do some stuff, but I might be back later. likeke thank you say you have a Later, Max. Great to meet you, Red. J-Bones, behave yourself.

Speaker: And yeah, I'm going to make this family tell. I can remind myself why Jedi is called cling wrap. Use mayo. Make sure you put plenty of mayo on there. Pouch free zone here, so to speak. All right, guys. I'll talk to you later. Later. Mayo. mother parkcker

Speaker: Good shit. Look at all that damn gray. No dye. That's dye, bitch. it shut You just seen a fucking untouchered picture.

Speaker: You fucking hood rat. What just happened now? no. I swear to God. Oh, my God. What's going on? Brittany and I are going fight.

Speaker: Because Brittany keeps fucking with me about my fear. so I sent her a picture, and I was like, look, look at all this fucking gray. There's no dye. And she still wants to keep fucking with me. Send her picture of your peers to really back up your story. You're so butt hurt, bro. Like, come on. Ooh, there you go.

Speaker: cinder their ear If it was real, you wouldn't be so hurt about it. No. yo shatatic um um i' um i'm hurt because you guys my shit. what i might get you yeah i know, real.

Speaker: If I did dye my shit, it would be all gray. I'm going to embrace the silver fox. I will say, though, this picture like, extra fucking gray. Like, you almost, like, put in extra. No, there's nothing. No, that's that's one. ah I'll send you another one.

Speaker: That's natural. That's 100% natural. I'll send you another one right now. natural I'll do it right now where everybody can see me.

Speaker: Well, she said she didn't like big wieners, so sent her picture my small wiener. No, no, no, no. I said I had to break up with this guy because his big one's too big. What are you doing with two of them?

Speaker: With two of them? I don't got two wieners. Oh, said a big one and a small one. That sounds like a lot of work. She's got a wiener for every occasion. That is one of the...

Speaker: He's both my hands busy. I'm like, I'm like, please. What are you doing tonight? You're like, I'm like, I'm like, what's up?

Speaker: um'm like listen everybody goes sweet and easily let's go yeah world's so confusing anymore no that's that's that's all natural brit judge me as you yeah If I spin up and left, the car goes left. I just love giving you shit. You're defensive.

Speaker: You're like, no. no just I just don't want people to think I dyed my beard. I don't know. I feel so I know you don't. Obviously. I'm embracing beard. Actually, summer are Summer's...

Speaker: What is Summer? 10 years younger than me, I think. I don't know. We don't know I sent her a picture of my gray hair, which, oh my god.

Speaker: and She's like, you're so fucking old. i was like, oh! Shut up! I'm not old. It really was. It really was. You're so old, Danny. I

Speaker: doing yeah i think we have and our eleven years between the two of us whatever yeah wasla was something no what's that what's the male equivalent of a cougar

Speaker: That's what I was trying to ask earlier. A mountain lion? I think Epstein. No, maybe... Oh my god, dude! Shut up!

Speaker: Holy shit. shut up That was said, bang, didn't look and hit the bullseye. Dude, that was good.

Speaker: okay dude that was That was good. Untrackable. You know, fuck you assholes. I want to talk to Untrackable. Untrackable, how are you doing? tiger you son of A bitch wally the tiger. tiger.

Speaker: Nice. ti A tigger. look You said tigger. we A tigger. What is bounce, bounce. easy, Brittany. You know what? You just leave her alone and let her bounce.

Speaker: Let me do my thing. Let her do her thing. Do your thing. Trust me, you guys weren't here earlier when she was waving face.

Speaker: Oh, I was touch tattooing. I'm tattooing myself. That's what she said. Do you got to pay extra for that or that just free? No, it's free right here on Nonsensical Nonsense.

Speaker: What happened? don't know. Nothing. and not happened Oh, it's okay, Brittany. You're pretty. Am I? Thank you. Yeah, absolutely. Brittany and bouncy and I feel like I'm not a dick when I talk to Brittany because I feel like Brittany and in all honesty, if we knew each other in real life, I feel like Brittany and I would be the best of fucking friends.

Speaker: And we would say some weird shit each other that would freak other people out. It would help her get the booger unstuck from her finger. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker: I got girl. Britney's got a booger stuck on her finger. I got i got you, girl. I got you. Yeah, I got you. What I'm saying, we need this teamwork. We got to get my thumb underneath of it. Blaze, get control of your panel.

Speaker: so I feel like I feel like I feel like Brittany and I could be like the best friends damn it that's the wrong button you clicked the wrong button I think Brittany and I could be the bestest of friends and nothing like weird or like Are they fucking? No, they're not fucking because look at the duo. They're retarded. Hey, that's love on the spectrum. That's that. That's straight up. Oh my God.

Speaker: okay? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. but i should go rush so i didn mean to get a graduate show cancel okay i'm sorry not You want to see him in a little mini Zen garden?

Speaker: I gotta say that punching up is, it's a hell of a thing. But it the that's what dreams are made of. So um I even want to believe in my heart of hearts that like,

Speaker: Retarded people want to fuck normal people, but they want to, like, fuck them You know what I mean? What? I'm retarded. Oh, my God. What?

Speaker: First and foremost, I'm retarded, and people. As I've been classified on the spectrum, I will tell you you're correct. as As the resident retard, I love fucking normal people because fucking normal people is awesome.

Speaker: Well, I mean, you're returning to give you a picture that you would never even imagine.

Speaker: but you're You're retarded and you you want to consider me normal. I want to give you I want to give a charity that money can't buy. You want know and you want to understand? Because I'm retarded.

Speaker: How you doing, big boy? I'm going to donate to your cause. Oh, my. i'm gonna donate to your cause like i know my Oh, my.

Speaker: If you feel undeserving of the greatness that it's fucking, um i'm gonna about I'm about to start a charity and um i'm see I'm going to provide for these people. If you feel like you are not good enough,

Speaker: ah anybody young if you feel like you are not but no you are about to get your goddamn brains blown out by some that's you just all all i gotta to say is god bless you untrackable god bless you untrackable you're an amazing man well you God bless you, Unintractable. Hashtag pooper.

Speaker: Hashtag pooper. Hashtag pooper. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Glick is making things weird a lot tonight.

Speaker: Oh, man. Tonight we got weird, weird, weird. think blame that on

Speaker: i' blame that on close So you're getting that hashtag. You heard? i just I just want to say... nice our mine just this I just want to say, everybody on the panel, you guys have never experienced this before.

Speaker: Welcome to the Single Glick Universe. And wait what I make things weird. Wait, what? Glick Single. What? Oh, yeah, he's single. I am, too.

Speaker: Let's go. What's up, girl? That works. Calm down, Roll Tide. I'm not your brother.

Speaker: fuck I'm not from Alabama, you fuck. But I will be if you need me to. My grandpa is. I'm sure not just kidding. roll die please please could you imagine that combination

Speaker: not no one and don't fit um fuck blazed um trying to get blazed to be a teriaki express I was hoping, expecting, I was, I was a part of me and from our, from our pre-show shenanigans. I was like, I'm going get blazed in rare form tonight. And blazes just like, I wanted to as well. I was best. yeah once yeah I I'm not Maybe that's You're not drinking. You're not yeah you're not smoking.

Speaker: i am donem i am ah yeah I'm on my second one. The second one hasn't kicked in yet and I haven't hit my pin.

Speaker: i mean keep However, I...

Speaker: bri yes I told you on Snapchat I had to speed up your fucking messages every time you talked because it's like, dude, I like this.

Speaker: you know how You know how much I enjoy listening to when Blaze and I get to talking. and Blaze, you know what? I got to apologize to you. First and foremost, I want to apologize, but i also want to show an miss so I also want to say I'm sorry, but I also want to say shout out to you this weekend.

Speaker: Because so i just I was just like, well, yeah, because I was just like very distant this week. And Blaze and did talk a little bit. I just let you do your thing, man.

Speaker: Yeah, Blaze and I talked, not like we normally normally do. But I'll tell you what, the most comforting fucking voice in the goddamn world is Blaze. Him and I, and and up until this week. I will say that.

Speaker: Yeah, dude, him and I talk a lot. and i I find my voice to be extremely annoying when I hear it. I find my voice to be extremely annoying.

Speaker: And then people will be like, you have an amazing voice. And I'm like, I sound like an asshole. And they're like, no, you sound amazing. Shut up, Brittany. It's more.

Speaker: I'm going to find his words. He sounds like an asshole. Shut up, you know what, Jedi? I'll allow it. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, Blake.

Speaker: You know and You're beautiful and I love you. know You have a great voice. you have an amazing Jedi, you have an amazing everything. just hit me with a smolder. He just hit me with a motherfuckers.

Speaker: He has a full you like what his mo he just hit would je what jetter and i what man he has a like full like and i What Jedi and I have is not gay.

Speaker: It's true love. i just don't know it You just don't know yet. You just don't know it yet. why day i yeah true One you. One day.

Speaker: Ivory. We all see it. And more ivory. What the? He just danced like that necklace. And then I need high-tech.

Speaker: oh my gosh i will paint you like what's her face on the titanic with the the net rose is a cut you should have let jack on the door rose is a fucking cut because he is know plenty of space so much ah yeah dead fuckcker And besides, she never proved her sandwich making skills, so I don't think she had high word. I bet she couldn't even make one. She probably couldn't even make one sandwich. That was probably the most Texas thing I've said in a long time.

Speaker: What you need to paint is me and Jedi from Bagback Mountain. And he's the little spoon. Okay, I'll do it. o or or or Or like Patrick Swayze and the... Oh, and Ghost, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, Ghost. Oh, yeah, I like that so much better. We're doing the whole pottery thing. Yeah, yeah doy or pat but until that movie yeah.

Speaker: Do you want to be Patrick Swayze or do you want to be Demi Moore? I'm always going Patrick Swayze. I love you so much that I will gladly be Demi Moore for you.

Speaker: the stream's getting pulled what the is this out of here it's staying baby good weird that that's ah to me that's a perfect correlation to you know could jack have survived well jack could have kicked that bitch off of that floating device he wouldn't have necessary he have just climbed right up there how However, could being raised think about beyond himself.

Speaker: And also,

Speaker: however however he could have lived his entire life oh being raised to think about beyond himself and also being punished every single time you fuck up.

Speaker: And when you're a fuck up and that's Jack's entire story. um Hey, maybe the world's better without me.

Speaker: However, um I was, I taught some sort of respect and I did fuck this chick. So um how about we just like go away peacefully freezing to death?

Speaker: And let her say, great, this poor boy was. he she He painted her like one of them French girls. What's going on, Scotto? Yeah. Scott said, what's up, Untrackable? Like, this is Untrackable's stream all of a sudden. Untrackable, this is your show now. You're He only cares about Untrackable.

Speaker: Yeah, he only cares about Untrackable. You know what? It is. It is. is It is Untrackable's show. Yeah, it's Untrackable. There he is. I want to say your beard is coming in very elegantly. Yeah, look at that. love it. It looks really good. i dig it.

Speaker: Dude, I gotta say, I gotta say, man, I didn't expect to ever see a clean shaven. Well, now we know where all the hair went. Oh, untrackable.

Speaker: Just migrated. Look at all that glorious. Look at all that glorious hair untrackable. Look at all that glorious hair. Oh, shoot. No. ah No. Untrackable, I gotta say, man. yeah I gotta say, untrackable.

Speaker: you're yeah youre You're beautiful with your beard. You're beautiful without your beard. And and and when as you're growing it back in, you're untrackable. You're a beautiful son of a bitch. And I love you, brother.

Speaker: And I mean that 100% non-homo. Non-homo. Don't say that. Yeah, you completely had a pouch on that one, bro.

Speaker: I'll be in your pouch later, Jedi.

Speaker: God damn it. You can't say that shit when I'm taking a drink, you son of a bitch. I can't and I will. ah yeah you Please, i don't know what you're I don't know what you're in charge of, man. I don't want to keep pushing buttons that we're already pushing.

Speaker: Jay Bong's in the building. Look at that. We love Jay Bong's, man. Jay Bong's is our guy right here on the Nonsensical Network. Jay Bong's is amazing. He's amazing. Jedi's getting some love from Scotto.

Speaker: and Oh, no, actually, he didn't get so no he didn't get a love. He got flipped off from Scotto. That's fine. That's love. That's how Scotto shows his affection. Jack is fire, man. I love Untrackable. That's my guy, man.

Speaker: fuck ah Fuck what anybody says. Untrackable's my guy. like That's my dude, man. I'm going to get down there. I'm going to get down there, and Untrackable and I are going to hang out. We're going drink some Coors Light together. You're going to get down there. We're going to hang out.

Speaker: I will. I'm like, not so uncheckable now, are you? Nah. but

Speaker: I'm like a ninja, man. The journey is so fun. Yes. i know

Speaker: Be careful of being a ninja around me. type Magic, magic, magic. Attractable. Now you see me, now you don't.

Speaker: Can you guys hear me? but Yes, I can hear you. That was very cool. Yeah. Applesauce doesn't cancel out the sound. Wait, what?

Speaker: You want to make it? We've all seen your vagina tonight, Brittany. Applesauce. She no um she just he believed you for a second. She's like, oh my God. I did have to check for a second. because You forgot if you had cancer. I'm just playing with you, Brittany. I promise you, I'm just fucking with you. If if your vagina was ever showing, I would be like i would send you a message and be like...

Speaker: Oh, I would have like dropped you. He would cover it with his face. No, y'all would be like. ah I would have dropped maybe maybe it's three or ten times.

Speaker: No, I have underwear. Yeah, maybe three or ten times I would have, but that's beside the point. Can I say y'all? I hate y'all. i hate you I've been up here speaks for himself ah few times. What's happening?

Speaker: what's happening No, I was just going to say I've been up here a few times and um I have not run into you. oh Yes, you have.

Speaker: I have? Yes, you have. do on track of yeah tracking Well, now I feel dumb. I'm just kidding.

Speaker: passion's going It's all good. It was only for like a split second, so don't feel bad. Well, it's good to see you. And then Glick yelled, I win.

Speaker: And happy, if if I can't wish everybody a happy Saturday night. Like, what hang out or Saturday. or but Or swing it or do whatever you do with it.

Speaker: Fucking swing it. We're here together and that will always be special. Whether I remember it or don't, um I just want say that I love y'all.

Speaker: and You literally said the same exact thing the last time i met you. but For the split second, you said the same fucking thing. You're like, I don't you know you. that That's what Unshackable does. That's what Unshackable does.

Speaker: No, dog. I'm sorry that I'm an FBI agent, but they wrote the script, so I have to read it everywhere I go.

Speaker: That's good.

Speaker: good I guess I should have did it in order. What's up, dude? Skillet Biscuit? They're making his own rules tonight. I guess you have to have a chick. Man, I am. thanks No, man. Unchackable always reminds us how much he loves us and how much he appreciates us.

Speaker: and and And I love Unchackable for that, man. Unchackable, like I said, Unchackable's my dog. That's my dude. That is my guy, man. I can't. i and sha What kind of dog would he eat? Oh, man. A lab.

Speaker: He'd be a fucking... He'd be a fucking lab. Yeah, he'd be a fucking... He'd be a fucking pit bull. Loyal is a motherfucker, but we'll but we'll fucking chew somebody's face off.

Speaker: I can't wait until I'm trackable and I can have a beer together at the end of the day. Okay, so if Gliff was a dog, what kind of dog would Gliff be? A St. Bernard. St. Bernard? Yeah.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. St. Bernard, loyal, trustworthy. I feel like I want him to be mad at whatever choice you choose. It's the It's the big and hairy thing.

Speaker: It's the big and hairy thing. Yeah, I'm big. I'm hairy. A deaf mastiff. I dry my beard.

Speaker: ah no and Shut up, MoDog. I thought we were friends, bro. You came in here Tuesday night, and MoDog, I thought we was friends. Okay, so, all right. Let's go. What kind of dog would Blaze be?

Speaker: A fucking Chihuahua. I'm not guessing my own. A fucking Chihuahua? Really? Gross. No, actually, actually... No, no, I'll be... a no i'll be things Those things never shut the fuck up in their dogs. Blaze wouldn't be a dog. He'd be a koala.

Speaker: Thank you. I'll bring the committee up, bitches. what what What the hell kind of dog would Blaze be? He'd be a swast. No, no, no. i'm sticking We're sticking with the goddamn dogs. What kind of dog would Blaze be?

Speaker: I don't know. No, you're... Straight up, what? One that got into the hack townies. Yeah, you know you know you know how Blaze would be? He'd be a lab.

Speaker: He'd be a lab. No, he'd be a lab. No, he'd be a lab. No, no, no. Chocolate lab. Chocolate lab. Black lab. Vanilla lab. Whatever you want to call it. Blaze would be a lab. lab?

Speaker: Whatever them white labs are. that Blaze would be a labrador, man. Because... He's a great, he's loyal, he's trustworthy, but also at the same time, you know, he gets a little bit No, he's not a golden retriever. No, like I said, he's a lab. Squirrel. They're a calmness. Squirrel. Blaze is a lab. Blaze is a lab. Blaze is a lab.

Speaker: i believe Yeah, he's a lab. He's he's he's trustworthy. he's He's your guy. You can always count on him. But he also likes to dab in a lot of... Look at that beard. Look at all that white beard.

Speaker: yeah she andneath her yeah but but I think Blaze is Labrador. Terrier. I'm not mad at that I said.

Speaker: Blaze is lab. He's a lab.

Speaker: i'm saying like they're too hyper maybe' so i said blazes the lab blazes the la

Speaker: Not always. They're super fucking chill. Labs are super fucking chill. I guess when they're old. Come down, Brittany. Brittany, you're so mad because you know you're a chihuahua.

Speaker: I'm a chihuahua? You know you're a chihuahua. Oh, shit. You're little. You're tiny. you're You're rambunctious for no reason. a but we're always growing You're always vibrating like a dildo, and nobody knows why.

Speaker: I was all was I was when you were trying to get your fucking you're trying to get your mic fixed and you're like I'm like okay dude I think my dad found my vibrator uh it's like cool No, no, no, no, no. no I was about to go use the restroom. That is an awkward conversation. yeah She has the story with, well, my dad...

Speaker: That has a remote to it me and That somebody can control Stop it, stop it, okay stop it He threw it away Hold on, we're the fuck up We're going to go mad yeah right away He broke up with your boyfriend on your behalf So Please share the story of your dad Finding your vibrator I'm not sure, man I don't where it is.

Speaker: I don't know where it is. He packed up all my shit and he could have thrown it away. I don't know. i He probably didn't even know what the fuck it was.

Speaker: i mean But it had this little remote thing to it. Wait, what if he's using it? you

Speaker: say Her dad shoved shoved it up his ass and he's like... I fucking hate you.

Speaker: But I wouldn't be surprised. Oh my god. What are you doing, Attractable? Attractable.

Speaker: God damn it, Scotto. My dad was in prison and he was blonde, blue eyes, so he probably did get it up. You know what? You don't need to fucking agree with Scotto.

Speaker: got um You know what? You might you know what? Jedi might be a hairless chihuahua, but he's a beautiful hairless chihuahua. I love you, Jedi.

Speaker: thank you glick at least somebody does around here these motherfuckers and tap they're out of control and just just just let me love you stop denying my love jedi just let me love you he's deaf in status contact little

Speaker: our excuse

Speaker: yeah You know, my dad was in jail. I'm taller than him.

Speaker: Is that why he went to jail? we We can all look at Brittany and go, yep, your dad was in jail.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. I do not give any fuck. I love you. Brittany, I love you. You're awesome. And you know what? My mother ran away with the man in jail cell as my dad.

Speaker: I'm still not surprised by any of this. And she's still married to the guy. He blew up his ex-wife's house. Like, literally, with bombs. Like Jedi said, the math is math-ing. Everything you're telling us is math-ing.

Speaker: yeah that No, not mentally. Calm down, Blaze. This is not a shock to any of us. The map is mapping. I think he grew up his ex-wife's house with all his shit still in it, too.

Speaker: Oh, so he really fell through. He shared a jail cell with my dad, and then he got out of jail before my dad. My grandparents gave him a place to stay, and then my mom cheated on my dad with this man no while my dad was still in jail.

Speaker: Your your time save the guy who blew up his wife's house with they what do you brittany Brittany, what are you doing next Wednesday?

Speaker: Because seriously, he's mom i gonna introduce and i'm goingnna introduce my new show I'm going to introduce my new show next Wednesday, and i don't know what it's going to be called, but my first guest is going to be Brittany, and we're just going to interview Brittany and dive into her. It's Brittany Mitch. That's perfect.

Speaker: That's perfect. and Wednesday nights. I have a lot of stories. Tune in every Wednesday night with It's Brittany Bitch, hosted by Glick.

Speaker: Brittany, God, I want to dive into your story because nothing that you're saying... That's not what thought you were going say. Yeah, nothing that you're saying surprises me.

Speaker: Nothing you're saying surprises me. And I fucking love you. i really do. I fucking love you. And nothing is surprising me at all. But, oh, my God, for Wednesday night, I had one idea for Wednesday night. But now I'm feeling like we got to do a little...

Speaker: Jerry Springer-ish, a little controversy, a little drama, if I'm going to keep doing a Wednesday night show. Let's bring my dad up in this bitch. but Let's bring your dad up in this bitch. Let's do it.

Speaker: He would never. He would never. I just want to hear Britney's story, man. That would be funny. I'd bring your mom in, though. She would probably do it. I would feel comfortable talking.

Speaker: other I really would. I look just like my mom, basically. I don't care what you look like. i would feel comfortable talking to you.

Speaker: Yeah, like so would I. So would I. Like I'm about to tie one off and talk to Brittany and her family and that's going to feel like a family reunion at the end of the day. I don't feel so bad about my terrible family anymore.

Speaker: No, Brittany, we're joking. You know we love you, girl. and I don't give a fuck. ah Noah's in the building. What's going on, bro? No, you're one of us. I mean, no offense to you, but i I would talk to your father. I would talk to all y'all's fathers.

Speaker: i don't I've only ever met mine once on Facebook. Good luck with that, bro. I don't care about your story. I would talk to your father. i don't even know that you're his child. I would talk to him. Do you understand that? No, no you no. Mine did not want me here.

Speaker: That's the way he said. shit. Yeah. He said, I don't give a damn if your father or not. Shit. Untrackable.

Speaker: I love you, bro. Dude, I love you. Dude, I'm absolutely unhinged. And and and I'm fucking unhinged. And Untrackable's like, my guy's unhinged.

Speaker: Let's fucking do this. This is why i love this, dude. i love you, bro. and I have a friend. The fact that I'm alive is in spite of my father. Wait, what?

Speaker: i like what's your to you My father wanted me not here.

Speaker: I'm saying. I have a friend that is like almost not identical to you, but you guys would get along so fucking well.

Speaker: You remind me of one of my buddies down on the Eastern Shore. It's true.

Speaker: It's a good thing. Cool story, bro. Thanks. Fuck you. ah No, ah you know, I get it. Like we all meet people and we know people and we feel things from people that you know remind us about people.

Speaker: Like almost exactly like him. This is getting fun. Well, I hope that gives you comfort. ah in being around me because and i have no issues with you you're less have never given such a compliment before yeah i have never given such a compliment what

Speaker: Blaze, welcome to the new world of... Welcome to the new version of Nonsensical Nonsense on Saturday night, my friend. i didn't do it.

Speaker: I know I did it. I know. and another love um' ah um um um' um'm ah I'm a fucking son of a bitch, man. I'm a terrible influence. That's what I do.

Speaker: That's good. and fantastic That's why we all get along. I can be.

Speaker: I'm still on the fence with that Brittany chick, though. So don't don't tell her. Don't tell her. Wait, what? What? I'm going to fight that Brittany chick.

Speaker: I'm going to fight her. And you're going to lose, bitch. It's so funny. Again, my leg is bigger than I know, right?

Speaker: Like, your leg probably leaves more than I do. leg what? What? Your leg probably weighs more than I do. Oh, yeah. It's guaranteed.

Speaker: I've been going through a lot. I just want to fight her because she keeps saying, die my beard. And I feel so short way about it. She lost all her sandwich making shit. So needs to be. Yeah, well, that's what got to That's what got to do. I got to give her the old what for maybe a what eight, if you know what I mean. And teach her how to get back in. A what eight when you're not in the book. What?

Speaker: I give her the old what-eight and teach her to get back in the kitchen and learn how to make me a... I don't mind being in the kitchen. That's fine. sure Actually, in all honesty, we've had these conversations, and...

Speaker: kind of't want buring I kind of want Bertie to make me a sandwich because I feel like it would be delicious. Let's keep it simple. Let's not make it Let's keep it simple, stupid.

Speaker: let's Let's not make it trans how we live our lives. If you want to go hair for hair and you don't want me to have hair on my face, um do I get to pick where you have hair on your body?

Speaker: Is there going to be a fight? Why are we taking our shirts off? Why are we taking our shirts off? don't know. There's going to be a fight. Dogg. Moe Dogg, I see what you're i don't want I prefer the fur.

Speaker: Jedi, are you taking a nap, buddy? Moe Dogg. I'm not saying I have a problem with anything down there, but do I get to pick whether... You know, you shave your nipple hair, whether you don't have i't know one second yeah like it should be and you're going to control the hair on my body.

Speaker: Do I not control the hair on me? Is this like a like a like you're asking? Oh, this is just a this is just like a a relationship type of conversation. Not not for you. specific These are in general.

Speaker: and with a foreign something on me can i put something on you in a relationship oh oh oh so so you're saying oh no hold on second i know i know where he's going so like if if if she don't like something about you are you allowed to say you don't like something about you about her so i'm gonna say i'm gonna say well in a relationship whether it's man, woman, man, man, woman, woman.

Speaker: But I do want to put this request in. Hey, Blaze, before you come up here next, will you kindly shave your nipple hair? Because it gets stuck in my teeth. No, man.

Speaker: Okay, well, respect you. It's a cultural thing. It's a religious thing. I respect wait when i i i you.

Speaker: I respect you for who you are, Blaze. And and and and be loveer yeah i And I value you for your beliefs. So please keep the nipple here. Hey, hey.

Speaker: This feels like a dream right now. It feels like a dream? How much are What are you on? Like not a good one. Not a good dream. I agree with you, It doesn't sound like a good dream at all.

Speaker: It sounds like a nightmare. What Unshackable was asking and was tick for tat. That's what he was asking. Tick for tat. I don't know. I'm going to find you guys. Uh-oh. Please. I'm going to find you guys.

Speaker: and i' oh please let find nu She's going to kill us all. I'm going to find you. Jedi said floss with that nip hair. like Oh, I will. I didn't know. know. You know what?

Speaker: Blaze, I apologize. I didn't know it was a cultural thing. and I didn't know it religious thing. And you know what? Because I love you, will accept you. What are we talking about? Are we still talking about my nipple hairs?

Speaker: Yeah. Because we're talking about acceptance. You just gotta fuck them. Don't shave them because they're going to get warm. Oh, trust me. Yeah, fuck shaving them, but I will fuck them.

Speaker: But honestly, for dudes, you shave them. I like chest hair. And I like the happy trail, the trail of happiness.

Speaker: Happy trail, the trail of happiness. The way you put that was funny. I dig it. I'm into that. I digs. i do

Speaker: Some people Or some chicks like Clean shaved, whatever Gross I don't want no slippery seal ain't meant to be single I like me some hair She's like I want that shit stuck in my teeth I want to floss Yeah, I need a floss I need a floss question ah one name mother and teeth with your fucking chest hairs. Let's go.

Speaker: I wasn't talking about chest hair, but fair. Happy Trill? don't give shit. I love the fucking hair. He did it to me all day.

Speaker: He's sick. He's sick. No lies. His fingers got all tangled up in his nose hairs. Slippery seal You got me dying right now um'm I'm not down with that Like I don't want no little boy I need me a man with some hair I don't want that motherfucker to be You prepubescent Exactly That's good that's good

Speaker: i think yes

Speaker: It got quiet. Why is it so quiet? I'm on another screen. I made it weird, I guess. I don't know. Sorry about that. It was already weird. just i'm just I'm just over here behaving myself.

Speaker: You're all over there like, I have hair. i have hair. got hair. It's weird being the only chick. ah got and in my hair it inspired being on the la but Whatever. What happens when you get lost in the woods for six months? Do what? When you get lost in the woods for six months, it's Will.

Speaker: so finger I'm a Sasquatch. If anybody wants to get lost in the woods, I'm your man. I like that. ah And you know, the theres there's something to be said there as well.

Speaker: Like, oh the preferences of others. Yeah. um do they Do they supersede the preferences of yourself?

Speaker: Because... what it is I mean, like but like some chicks do prefer like smooth shaved shit. You know what I mean? Okay, but what if you but what if you don't expect the same from yourself?

Speaker: Because what... And I'll i'll make it quick. Why? like i shoot it ah i I found myself by, you know, not trimming and s seeing just just what what am I with? If I go if i go if I go a year without um manipulation.

Speaker: And I just I do my job. you know I handle all the business of life. But i just I just don't trim myself. I'm not saying I don't clean myself, but I don't trim myself.

Speaker: This is what I look like after a year of this. This is what we are.

Speaker: And when you have different people that do the same experiments, you you wind up finding, you know, just like some people have said, oh, beard, it's amazing, blah, blah, blah. You know what?

Speaker: No, but the the Asian man that can only grow like the Fu Manchu, he will never have. He can never look at an Irishman and be like, oh, I plan to one day have your beard.

Speaker: Well, you You better procreate with some Irish ladies if you ever want to mix that those jeans. But you yourself, you will grow handlebars that can go all the way down to your knees, but you will never have what I have.

Speaker: and And there are things that I've looked at and be like, hey, hey my beard's not like that. How do i do that? But after so many years of being on this earth, I realized that, you know, but my genes aren't their genes.

Speaker: So I have what I have. So just letting myself go for a year, it proved so much ah about like, not just about our differences, but who I am, because I can't take care of anybody else unless I understand who I am.

Speaker: Some people got Levi's. Some people got Wranglers.

Speaker: Everybody has the same jeans. yes and Everybody got the same jeans. My cheeks fucking hurt right now. You are...

Speaker: Undragable, man. You are fucking out there. love you. there ah fucking love you, dude. I have my moments. You got a fan, buddy.

Speaker: You remind me seriously. awesome He's a schizophrenic. and who jean

Speaker: His name's Tommy. You remind me of him slightly.

Speaker: But you're smarter. He's like, no, you're not. Oh, yeah. um I'm serious. Hey, don't don't forget that you said that you called me smart.

Speaker: Okay, I won't forget it. Well, I probably will. And I might not be so smart next time you meet me. Hey, what is what it is?

Speaker: Life is like, you know? Yeah, fucking. Yeah, fucking. Who?

Speaker: Who, me? I said Glick. saying it and I don't know what he's doing. Maybe he's yelling at his ex. That's okay. I'm sitting here just looking.

Speaker: I didn't know I was reading. I was just listening to the conversation and they're like, Glick, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm smoking meth. Oh, that's not... I didn't know I was muted.

Speaker: Fair enough. You're a little sloor. so it I know was muted. My bad. You're a fucking sloor. You're a sloor.

Speaker: You're a sloor. I will sloor you the fuck out. Sloppy sloor. Sloppy sloor.

Speaker: I'll text you and my tattoos won't fucking rub off.

Speaker: What? Okay. done started it. So finish what you were going to say. Shorts rubbed up against it. It didn't rub away. It just rubbed slightly away. Fucker.

Speaker: like what is wrong what what I don't think your tattoos are working if your shorts are rubbing them off.

Speaker: um Is that her tattoo? Here's an idea. If your shorts are rubbing your tattoo off, if your shorts are rubbing your tattoo off, just take your shorts off.

Speaker: I'm not listening to you. Go buy your tattoos from Walmart.

Speaker: and so you you got two options you can you can take your shorts off or not buy them at walmart i like my man johnny bongs well i i wanted to do a tattoo in an area where like nobody can wait you buy walmart's walmart's selling tattoos now the the that's the temporary ones

Speaker: The temporary fuckers that you, you know, put water on. and not shouting crime Depends on how eager you are to get laid. I don't know what that means. I'm just catching up with the chat.

Speaker: ah he's I Oh, dog. shit to To the knees is wild.

Speaker: I missed you. One of my favorite tattoos have? But you're smarter. and that's that's that that's that's That's my guy, Noah. That's that's Noah. Noah's awesome.

Speaker: Oh, he was in here under his Switch handle earlier. Gotcha. You bitches. What comment is outdated 15 minutes ago? you pitches what comment is outdated fifteen minutes ago Hold on. Hold on, MoDog.

Speaker: What comment? I'm outdated for twins. I gotta go take a piss and get another beverage. Good see MoDog. Yeah. no MoDog. MoDog's cool as shit. I just met him Tuesday night. He's cool as shit.

Speaker: MoDog's good fucking shit, yeah. Hey. that You guys want to see my favorite tattoo? Yes.

Speaker: Yes? Brittany. Britt, shut up. Stop it. I got Britt tattooed above my knee.

Speaker: Stop. Shut up. What the hell? It's good. Ladies and gentlemen, she's retarded. the ladies ladies and gentlemen she's readytor

Speaker: written yeah I have a thing. very much into art and music and all stuff, but I it. There's an appreciation in the shape of i have a thing like go um i'm very much into art and music and all that stuff but i don't i don't do any of he's like i don't win but see and um there's an appreciation in the shape of

Speaker: God bless you. Because it doesn't matter if you create a song or you paint a picture you are just a body of work.

Speaker: ah you You did that. and And honestly, I appreciate Because what else are we going to do? a and i like i've had yeah i've had some fun I've had some fun before.

Speaker: I and a mix touch have i have a body of proof. But, you know, you you shared and it's much more visible on you for that than it is what I could do.

Speaker: so it's even is It's hilarious. I love it. The next one I want to get is slapper under this knee. So knee slapper.

Speaker: You. fuck You. you what? Save it for Wednesday night. actually you know i' save it for wednesday night yeah we Do you want to start a list? the Save it for Wednesday night, girl. Me and you, one-on-one.

Speaker: We're going to do this. We're going to dive into the world of Britney. Oh, this tattoo was a Guinness World Record, by the way. Most tattoos done in a day.

Speaker: What the shit? yeah It's one tattoo. oh yeah In Philadelphia. she fucking guy but She was born and raised. No.

Speaker: I got you. and I know. i is do a not Not just that it was a world record, but what was the standard? It was ah most tattoos done in a day.

Speaker: Was it one? more Standard. What do you mean? The average. The average.

Speaker: The previous record. It's already from Seton, so it's like a piece of shit now. Booger, you need to get high tatted on her ass. High High High knee.

Speaker: ta and you need to get high taed on our as hiy i

Speaker: nine one that God damn it. You're stretching. That's funny. I do like that. fine You know what? That's expensive.

Speaker: i'll I don't know. i just love those. but clever Some of those jarheads have a few heavy few marbles still rolling around in there.

Speaker: as As a veteran and and as a as the veterans in here, blaze and and it is military appreciation it is military appreciation I am not a veteran I can make fun of marines all day long why because they're easy like their mom but because you got flight theres you got freedom speech that's leave the

Speaker: all leave the jokes touch You're going to tattoo yourself again? Keep calling it tattooing yourself, Brittany. I just did it. Tattooing. We heard it. We heard it.

Speaker: man level level up my ah Excuse me. I'm tattooing myself. Tattooing. You're

Speaker: a goddamn liar. You're doing things live on my show. Ew. You should have never told us that

Speaker: yes more so should it never have told us that I know. I should have never told you. Oh my god.

Speaker: I'm tattooing myself. The fuck if you are. None of us even, um none of us take away none of us paid any attention to what was going on in your background and until you brought it to our attention. And now we know the truth.

Speaker: No, I did. I brought it up earlier. And I would like to say you're welcome. Ways and talk. We're true. I would like to say would like to say you're welcome. I'd like to say you're welcome. No, she sits there and sends me insults all day. She sits there and makes fun of me all day.

Speaker: Whatever, that's not true. I woke up to an insult. She's like, you fucking stupid four-eye geek. If you ever fucking send me pictures like that ever again, I'm sure. What the hell pictures did you send in, Blaze?

Speaker: I'm joking. i'm it's so we please like I I did not say that. No. ah oh No, no. didn't wake up I didn't wake up this morning. i woke up in the afternoon. so Of course I woke this morning.

Speaker: You know, I find those to be some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard is when Somebody says, what do you think they said about you?

Speaker: and And you just rip yourself apart. angel Be true or not. It's just what did you think that that person said about you?

Speaker: And it's like, hey, I'm about to rip myself apart from their perspective. It's like, but at the end of the day, the I give zero fucks.

Speaker: yeah amen Yeah. Amen. sorry Sorry. Every time somebody says amen, I think rum and that whole fucking. Hallelujah.

Speaker: Yeah. The call under heads. the call under head

Speaker: our agency with that I had an important question from Megan earlier, but she bounced. I totally forgot. i was going ask her no if they were picking the new the new the new man that was going to the funny hat and ah when and how that happens.

Speaker: i have Who's going to be the new funny hat man?

Speaker: I have TJ's tattooed on my junk. Play with it. And it says TJ's truck shop Chaganooga Wait wait wait Wait wait Wait wait Wait Wait Wait

Speaker: you have is a quotation statute on their tomb'm just you have tattoo on your job lie he's lying this's chi he's a marine a it doesn even makes sense because tennessee doesn't end in an s

Speaker: I don't like TJ's does the is it made of fuck ah good well what you got say i'll be pope we hope i'll i'll be polite i promise my buddy so much.

Speaker: I will 100% be Pope. open but up i'm down I'm down with Untrackable being Pope. He'd be in Untrackable. Do you guys ride motorcycles? and You know Untrackable as the Pope of the Couch.

Speaker: He would probably actually do something about all those trial molesters. What the fuck are we talking about? The Catholic Church and the Pope. The funny hat man.

Speaker: have to piddle. even had a pddle but You hold on a second. I have to piddle. Those kids also... I couldn't say p. It was a bad word. Piddle.

Speaker: Don't go piddle, paddle. I'm going to go piddle. is Is poop and paddle? Please tell me poop and paddle. Pooping is skittling. Skittling? Taste to rate that the rainbow.

Speaker: Oh my god. Can you imagine? you imagine their fucking elementary school? Their friends are like, what are you doing in there? I'm skittling. Oh, I got some air in my pocket.

Speaker: Oh man, that's how kids accidentally eat poop at school. And that was like that was like

Speaker: 18 years ago. I'm skittling. That was 18 years ago when I was babysitting them. Now I'm like thinking about that band Skittles commercial with the married couple.

Speaker: that

Speaker: You guys haven't seen that on Dragable? Have you seen that Skittles commercial with the married couple? They're doing it on their marriage. our She was like, what the fuck you, or what the, yeah when she got on cheating.

Speaker: She was like, yay. That's not the one I'm picking on. Ooh. I'm going to be on a whole other level. Excuse me, I'm tired.

Speaker: Wow. We had about 43 minutes left up in this beach. I know. I'm doing time check tonight because I am sick and tired of trying to edit shit.

Speaker: um Yeah, I know. You are sick and tired. I got to ask you, and I got to ask you to pull. i ti i I don't know what it was. I trimmed down last Saturdays because it was like 10 minutes over, which is no big deal.

Speaker: But for some reason, it took me. I tried four times one night to try to get it uploaded Zencastr. It was a few nights. Yeah, it was a couple nights ago.

Speaker: And it would not happen. I kept getting this weird error message back. And it was on my side. It wasn't Zencast or anything. i And anyway, I finally got it up yesterday, like before before I went on my show. But yeah, it was just annoying. tonight I'm like, man, I'm stopping this bitch at six hours and having a good, easy upload.

Speaker: No, i was i but I can't believe we're already at five hours because we were talking earlier and I was like, oh man, I don't know if I'm going to the full show. I don't know how long I'm going be around. and It's been a good show, man. It's been awesome.

Speaker: I've been feeling I've been vibing it, man. Holy shit. A whole ass another mindset. Can I say, even as a guest, and can can i say oh um even even as the guest as a guest to your show, um, the there will be no consistency here with me.

Speaker: However, um I wasn't here. Um, I feel respected. I feel, I feel, you know, the pushback and it's it's all fun and games.

Speaker: I love when you guys open it up. Um, However, ah i don't expect y'all to expect on my consistency. no um i'm just I just feel it when I come here and I come for whatever because you open it up and I will always be helpful for that. You're not even you're not even a guest anymore, man.

Speaker: Unshackable. Bro, deal with it. You're a part of the family, man. You're not a guest. You're part of the family.

Speaker: You're a part of the family, bro. And if anybody's got a problem with it, they can take it up with me. I think Lazy fell asleep. I have a problem with it. I'll beat the hell out of

Speaker: No, Unchackable's my brother. Unchackable's my brother. now fuck fuck Fuck all y'all, man. Unchackable's my brother. That's my guy. I like Unchackable. That's my guy, man.

Speaker: and dan even yeah even yeah Even if he doesn't come in or even if he doesn't comment in the chat, man, he always pops in and says, love y'all, man. Love you guys.

Speaker: Yeah. Hey, bro. Every time I see that shit, I'm like, hell yeah. I fucking love you too, man. And I really do. I really do. I love the shit out of you, bro. Like,

Speaker: ah I had ah still had a prank. Hey, can can i just can I just say stop sucking my booty.

Speaker: Just know that I come here because um yeah i know i was i was waiting I was waiting for to ask out on a I know, right?

Speaker: Unshackable? Unshackable? I'm not special. I'm not special, but I come here because you provide this thing that is has come to me, and I feel thankful.

Speaker: So, you know, yeah I will, you know, abide by your rules like we talked about. You know, and wow we're tired where's that slapping hand coming from?

Speaker: Hey, if if I violate you, you let me know. If you want me to keep coming here, I'm so thankful for the algorithm. um It is what it does. If you violate me, you'll know it.

Speaker: Saturday, you open it up and people say what they say. I'm thankful to be part of your system. You created it.

Speaker: Um, ah You and your team are amazing. Don't suck my dick because I'm just some visitor that comes here every once in a while. or I wasn't planning on it.

Speaker: but How about the fact that I come here and you and your team and the crowd that you create is entertaining.

Speaker: So thank you very much.

Speaker: appreciate you for saying that I'm entertaining. Thank you for sucking my dick after I sucked your dick. You are a gentleman. That was nearly close to sucking his dick. And I say cheers to you, brother.

Speaker: Yeah. That was great relationship. we We suck each other's dick. Okay. I ain't sucking nobody's dick. Stop it.

Speaker: oh yeah i Keep talking all that bullshit, please. um I might have to everybody. I might have to show the video if you have a rest time. Hey, are there any dicks out there that need to be sucked?

Speaker: Is this what you want to get for? I'm just saying. Are there any dicks out there that need to be sucked because you know yeah your boy's for hire.

Speaker: Go fuck yourself. Brittany, don't be a prude like you ain't never sucked a dick before. Brittany, don't be a prude like you never sucked a dick before. She said, Lord have a mercy. i off The father, the son, mother, and Jerry.

Speaker: I need gas money. What are you talking about? I do it for gas money, that's all. okay Gay for pay is not gay. That's it. Come on, man. It's yeah gas.

Speaker: Britney's like, what I do behind the dollar gentral ain't none of y'all bitches bidding. You'll find out on Wednesday.

Speaker: Oh, I cannot wait. please I cannot wait to talk into the world of Britney. Is that really happening? Is that really happening? Britney, I promise you I'm joking and I will never ask you or going to put this out there for everybody who has a problem with me when I do interviews because apparently I'm a terrible interviewer Host and I do terrible interviews Because I force people to feel some sort of way Girl I will never I will never Ever ever ever ever in a million years It's just I would

Speaker: i would never put you in a situation to make you feel and and Uncomfortable Now we could do an interview and hang out have fun and and and laugh And joke but I would never Ever want you to feel Uncomfortable right there are some people tell you if i was uncomfortable straight up you got you're goddamn right and you should you know shut the fuck up a lot for me to be uncomfortable i know i had one idea for i had one idea for wednesday night now i have a whole another idea for wednesday night i had a i had a uh i had a

Speaker: i had a idea for Wednesday night. but Why didn't you tell me? Why haven't you told me? Because I was to keep it for all for life, but this is better anyway, so I'm good with it. What? what hu That was a four. That was that was like a two. Yeah. I was being nice.

Speaker: I appreciate you, Brittany. You're pretty. but but I appreciate you. But don't be nice to me. You don't have to be nice to me.

Speaker: Yeah, you're a bitch. I am a bitch. shit just That's all my exes. but but I'd rather not. i was There is nothing that any of you assholes can say i am the most self-deprecating motherfucker on the planet.

Speaker: Trust me. We'll do this dance. No, no, no. In all seriousness, yeah, I know I had one idea for Wednesday night. I didn't know, Blaze, I didn't know you had an idea for Wednesday night, but I kind of like this whole, like, let's get fucking weird and and and and and and apply my interview.

Speaker: but but but but But here's the thing. I don't think a lot of people are going to be willing to get weird on Wednesday nights and just dive into their stories. have friends that I can invite I like come up on a Wednesday night and allow me to interview them and ask me about their fucking fucked up family dynamic and their fucked up life.

Speaker: Possibly. Yeah.

Speaker: Like I, she might do it. you might do it I gotta ask i got to ask my i got to ask my my right hand man. What's that? My left hand man. I mean, do we do we do we dive into this world on Wednesday nights where I start interviewing people and diving into their world or do I do what I was going to do? I don't know what your idea was, but I don't know if a lot of people are going to be willing to share their

Speaker: How about you do like me every other week? Yeah, but then what am I going to do the other week where don't have a guest? Well, then... Come on here for two hours and jerk off?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I'll watch it. Subscribe to if you want to see that. but It's kind of funny. It does become kind of funny to to me when...

Speaker: Some people will be a live participant on so many panels and yada, yada, yada. To where, you know, somebody's not willing to come up and actually be honest and be non-confrontational and just answer questions.

Speaker: I do understand the ability... ah the free judge i don't I don't want to judge anybody and I don't want to fight with anybody. Fuck you, Wally. What's that?

Speaker: however don you However, to you know to have a segment like that, i think it would be i think it would be amazing um i'm i'm not saying that

Speaker: yeah whoever participates will be, you know, a successful view. But just the idea of it, it's like that, you know, there's ah is's a spawn from where you are now.

Speaker: Why? Why?

Speaker: Sorry, my ears itched. ah they be like for wednesday nights I Don't know. Um, I'm know what's gonna happen on Wednesday nights.

Speaker: I That's discussions i I like to have offline. Yeah Please please and I will figure out Wednesday nights ah

Speaker: I'll give that a five I would say 400. Shut up. You just want to disagree with me. Don't tell me to shut up, you bitch.

Speaker: but um Please, take care of your girl. Are you kidding me? Your girl? What the fuck is that? I'll deal with I'll deal with all. I will.

Speaker: i may do with you i do then and know i fuck you like no I am my own girl. Fuck I I'm in and kick in your balls too, Blake.

Speaker: I mean, everybody else does. Ladies and gentlemen, just stand in line and kick me in the balls. Life does so everybody else can. Yeah.

Speaker: All got to say is... Well, I mean, but but when when the ball kicking is deserves, you accept the ball kicking. As Brittany says, blah, blah, blah, blah. You don't even know to do it. I know I don't.

Speaker: Bitch, I got racing stripes in my beard for a reason. I know how to do it. Yeah, you die them.

Speaker: You know what? Fuck it. You know what? Fuck it. You know what? Fuck it. You think I die of these racial stripes? I dare you to come in fucking...

Speaker: Come and learn a I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. You want to feel some sort of way? If you want to say, come and learn a lesson. Hey, if you want to talk shit on me, I get to talk shit on you too, bro.

Speaker: Come and learn a lesson. Come and learn a lesson, mama.

Speaker: Wow, man. I ain't even like that with you. If you talk about can talk shit about you, i think you're amazing. I think you're awesome. I'm talking shit about you, but I don't dye my be

Speaker: beard. you want to talk about you want to talk about right you want to talk about my racing stripes that I have genuinely are genuinely earned? I say come and learn a lesson. oh I'm going to say it's kind of odd.

Speaker: I'm not going lie. Learn two lessons. Learn two lessons. I mean, no, no, no. I'm just saying. yeah yeah i'm just saying That's not what I meant to say.

Speaker: Johnny Bonds. What? No, this is a test. What's the test? What the test is, Johnny Bonds? Johnny Bonds, what the test is?

Speaker: do do you really swirl it like that so it like fills up i know i i gotta appreciate i gotta appreciate i appreciate blaze too because blaze is blaze is an honest cat and he's like fuck oh yeah waitsless i can't have facial hair oh blaze is my favorite my favorite but but yeah i to I'm not getting in the middle of this. I mean, he can be your favorite. I'm not going to fight you for Blaze. I'm not going to fight you for Blaze.

Speaker: I'm not going to fight you for Blaze. I just know that... i know you' i ah I drink beer with Glick and I smoke weed with Booger.

Speaker: and um I'm just saying, i know i know I know I've got to hang out with Blaze in person multiple times, and I also know that... Blazing are gonna be snuggle buddies in just a couple weeks Because I've got this big queen as bed all alone It's gonna learn what a snuggle struggle is

Speaker: Blaze is going to jump on my desk and be like, Macho Man, how much? I'm like, is this what we're doing? Let's go, Blaze.

Speaker: Can I film it? Yeah, yeah. Bring your little scrawny ass stoner ass into my world, Blaze. I'm going to make you tap out. I think Johnny lost it over there. That's struggle. feel like speaking for myself, but sir now those i i the love this is one hundred percent nonhomo one hundred percented heterosexual

Speaker: please up with a flatttering i hatee it George Picard. Go ahead. Keep going to keep going, please. I got another beloved release, man. Blaze is my dog.

Speaker: That's my dude, man. Blaze is legitimately my dog. Blaze is my dog. I'm sorry. You need to stop before his head gets all filled out. I know. I want his head to get going. I appreciate you, too. Thank you.

Speaker: Blaze is my dog, man. Blaze, you fucking suck. Shut up and let me inflate his ego. Brittany, you don't know, but I appreciate you as well. son of bitch.

Speaker: You know what, Brittany? Brittany, you know, brittany you don't know but fuck you

Speaker: I'm just kidding. No. Blaze is my guy. Blaze is my guy. You know, Blaze is the one that I've talked to the most between Blaze and Rick. Oh, my gosh. Will y'all please get off my net sack?

Speaker: No. I mean, to be honest, Brittany, I wasn't allowed to talk to you. Blaze the bomb. Blaze sandwich. a Blaze sandwich. Blaze the bomb.

Speaker: Is he laughing, Johnny? How about you stuff the fuck up, Wally? Blaze is my guy. If it's a Blaze, Santa's not being real.

Speaker: Blake and Brittany, somebody fucking cut that break. Fucked up. much Much like Call of Duty, I'm going police to Blaze Town. I'm the only one welcoming blaze town

Speaker: you bitches you' welcome and blaze town i'm the only one welcome in blaze town cook Apparently COD or COD Call of Duty is going to be... They went hardcore for 420 this year, apparently. Yeah, they did do it. 420 was not hardcore. Weed trophies. you Yeah, that's pretty dope, man.

Speaker: Good on COD for normalizing that, man. No, I'm serious. I give big corporation shit I know it's still rainbow capitalism. Like I get that, but still, like Like, that's a hard one to normalize because because here's the thing.

Speaker: if Let's say COD did that with booze. Oh, dude. The fucking government will come down hard. That's advertising booze to kid. But nobody's in nobody's saying shit about the weed. I don't understand.

Speaker: which which i'm on the Which I'm kind of on the fence with, but I dig the normalization. So I'm like, go with it. Because 420 is a is a holiday in a cultural aspect. but like i know Just like any other. Fuck you, Wally.

Speaker: I'm talking about the essence of a holiday. A culture coming together very yeah um in in informing and forming celebrating something. Making all of it. I love the best 420 ever fucking song.

Speaker: Blaze, my hero, and Glick is a zero. Oh, damn. Oh, dang, Johnny Fuck you Wally, why don't you bring your bitches up here you pussy I'm gonna make this son of a bitch stand up dude. I cannot wait. I cannot wait Oh, I cannot wait until I fucking, and Blaze, you gotta be here for when Wally and I get in the cage and I make him tap out like a little bitch. What is girl what do you mean, tap out? What are y'all talking about? What did I miss?

Speaker: Wally is the dope guy and he's and he did... Oh, Wally, I'm gonna kick your ass. Get off of that shit, Wally. It's wrestling. It's wrestling. It's wrestling. It's wrestling.

Speaker: And all you have to do is when Wally and I get in the cage and Wally and I get in the ring, all you have to do is when I tap his goofy ass the fuck out.

Speaker: Can Brittany be the ref?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Yes. You said it was cage match. Hold on. easy There's no reps in a cage match, is there? There's reps in a cage match. Yeah, there's referees in the octagon.

Speaker: Oh, okay. And Wally, if you're afraid of getting tapped out, we can... When someone says a cage match, my mind goes to like hell in a cell.

Speaker: Yeah. Wally, you're tapped out, we can stand. We can stand and square up, son. peopleable latter chairs well if you're afraid of getting tapped out we can we can stand we can stand we can stand to square up sun I love me some wrestling. Let's go.

Speaker: Wally's the MMA fighter. Shout out to my boy Wally. We talk a lot of shit to each other, but shout out to my boy Wally. we and well he could just while You guys know Wally. Wally, Chris beer wall Pierce. he does He does dinosaurs in broo-vrooms on the network here.

Speaker: yeah thats my guys man that was my first that was my first best that was my That was my first friend when I moved in with my pops he's been one of my best friends for a long time but but this I'll make you tap and I will knock you the fuck out

Speaker: I'm just fucking with you man. No, Ollie's my boy. Time and place. time in place Hey bro Let it be known. Let it be known. if We'll get Blaze up here and we'll get Blaze to take pictures and and video and we'll get britney and we'll get Brittany over here. and she's gonna oh um more i got a question for everybody on the panel.

Speaker: Lazy, are you asleep? Are you still there? because I'm about to drop you. momfu Just drop Lazy. Love you, buddy. Bye-bye. You're so fucking evil. What the hell is that?

Speaker: what the hell is i'm gonna I got i got a question for everybody on the panel at the moment.

Speaker: What's poppin'? So I'm working on a sketch. I'm re retooling a sketch. And I need the i need i need the the primary character to to meet a an unfortunate demise. Comedic?

Speaker: A comedic demise. Hold on. A comedic demise in which nobody else gets hurt. In which no unethical or immoral implications apply that situation. Are you going to stoner situation?

Speaker: Yes. The main character is a stoner. Okay. Is that wrong? Do you want to get... Hold on a second. What am I trying to go into now?

Speaker: but likes let me go So do want they go do you want to go graphic or text?

Speaker: So it's not actually going to show anything, but just up until the point where so check that spoop he ends up in where he goes next. So check this. so check this Walking into the greenhouse.

Speaker: okay Strips over an electrical cord. Plants fall on them. crush on the death fair i like it i like it okay or or if you want to go a little terrifier little grotesque a little unnecessary ah walking around got the earbud in his ear you're talking to a friend of his and he's got the uh bong johnny bongs the power He's got the bong locked and loaded.

Speaker: and again, he he trips over whatever he trips over. Bong. Game over, son. ah and oh i was i was kind of I was kind of thinking about some Final Destination shit.

Speaker: Yeah, that's where I went to. I was thinking the same thing. It has to be some crazy off-the-wall. Well, it can't be.

Speaker: It is for a sketch. It isn't. gladly show me yeah It isn't the primary focus of the sketch. However, it needs it does lend to... It was like major. Yeah, but I will gladly add the sound effects if you need me to. i don't i fact you know I didn't know where your sketch was going and I didn't know what you wanted to do.

Speaker: you know what I mean? yeah It's that St. Peter sketch. It's that St. Peter sketch. Yeah, the depth is not the most important thing. you want have the say here Do you remember the same Peter your sketch?

Speaker: okay Oh, bro. We've done did we've done did here on Nonsensical Nonsense. I know. david it the the All of us on the Nonsensical Network.

Speaker: Because we ain't going to hell. We ain't going to heaven. Whatever you believe in. But at the end of the day, you know where we're going to be for eternity? Right outside of the pearly gates with a VIP section, just doing what we do every Saturday night.

Speaker: Not only that, but just busting St. Peter's balls for all eternity. Dude, we've done it on this show a million times.

Speaker: But no, like I didn't know where you were going with this sketch blazing. That's why I asked you earlier and I asked you again. Do you want graphic? No, I just need like ah a funny way for somebody to die.

Speaker: But as a stoner, as a stoner. and It really doesn't matter if I'm stoner or not. it's It's not so much about. okay you just want You just want a funny way for somebody, anybody to die.

Speaker: Like some three stages scary movie shit. Like he trips over a pile of shit. He trips over Brittany's vagine lips because they're huge.

Speaker: No, it's just... I'm just curious. well Wow. I didn't respect that, but... I'm using you guys as... I'm using you guys as a ball.

Speaker: um You've been wallered out. no Not the beef curtains. Wallered out. walls Brittany's been wallered out. well she yeah hurt Her great-grandfather had a huge dick.

Speaker: She had to stop. Wait, what? Don't you want I did not that. You said dad's and you that you My dad's grandfather's grandfather's dick was huge. You said it earlier. No, I not. I said my ex-boyfriend's dick was huge. I had to break it. Replace it.

Speaker: All I heard is Brittany likes a small dick man. Do not put fucking words in my mouth like that. She likes a little dick you're in play, brother. just saying, Blaze.

Speaker: see those you point at me Don't you point at me like that. you know Get it a dick reduction surgery or break it up. Don't point at me like that. I'll slap the shit out of you and put you in the kitchen where you belong.

Speaker: I'll give you the old look for it. Actually, you know, you might like it if I did that. Look at you. Look at you. Jerry Springer episode. Yeah, I can do that too. I'll wiggle the fuck out of it. I'll wiggle them all.

Speaker: I'll wiggle two. I'll wiggle three. I'll wiggle four. What's he Thanks. Are you from the wiggle generation?

Speaker: Don't play with me. I'm a whole ass another creature right now. Don't play with me. ah ah Wally, let him know.

Speaker: Let him know. I see you. What's going baby boy? Not much, man. I'm a whole ass another creature right now. Don't play with me. I am, too.

Speaker: I'm drinking this other shit right now. Hey, man. Glick, you're just a big pussycat. Shut up. Hey. Bitch. Wally.

Speaker: You beautiful bitch. I can't wait to knock you out or tap you out. yeah Like the comment said, time and place. time and place you You name it and I'll be there.

Speaker: What's your favorite color? Whose? Everyone. Glicks is clear. Which favorite yeah I do love me some Jedi You're not wrong

Speaker: um That's amazing i do I do love me some Jedi What a beautiful son of bitch I love me some Slayer don't know what Johnny Bongs What's your favorite color I love Johnny Bongs might be my favorite son of a bitch What's your favorite color? I'm sorry.

Speaker: The fucking rainbow. Imagination. Yeah. gay Just tell me you like dick in your mouth, Johnny. Electromagnetic spectrum.

Speaker: Tell us you like dick in your mouth without actually telling us you like dick in your mouth. yeah Now I feel autistic. Yeah. yeah Oh, electromagnetic. Johnny, you're making me feel autistic and gay right now. Come on, Johnny.

Speaker: Hey, Glick, the truth

Speaker: oh I'm calling Johnny out, man. I love Johnny. Johnny, the thing you do to us. It's your fucking vibe being over here. Fucking love you, people.

Speaker: Johnny's a whole lot of goddamn vibe. get this song's a whole as yeah Johnny's a whole ass goddamn vibe. I love this dude. he Man, fuck y'all. is Blaze. Blaze is definitely a vibe, man. There's different types of vibes. If y'all hate on Johnny Bones, Wally and I will. No, with Johnny Bones. I love you.

Speaker: johnny bar and like immense Johnny Bongs, how old are you? am 26, sir. but like jeny bonds single yes sir johnny bonds how old are you i am twenty six o so Oh, got a little milf action. What's going on? Because you're not cougar status. I'm not mom,

Speaker: Yeah, but you're not cougar status. You got milf status. You got milf status. Oh, what's up? He's up in the Buffalo area. I'm just saying. Y'all gonna feel some sort of way about each other because he's a Bills fan and you're a fucking shitbird fan.

Speaker: Oh, my goodness. don't you don First and foremost, don't you ever ooh my man again. Don't you ever ooh him. Don't you ever ooh him.

Speaker: Don't have stories for days from Dollar General. Don't you ever do that again, Brittany. Not to mention, what kind of weed do you want to try?

Speaker: Yeah, what kind of Ouija one? My man, Johnny Boxon, what kind of Ouija one, girl? i got you. i know one your fucking morco i know I don't even know anybody's situation. I'm just edges i have way out of pocket

Speaker: so hono so illegal in ohio is we legal in new york john yeah yes Man, i can't I can't own a gun in New York, but I can smoke weed in New York.

Speaker: and Yes. Y'all fucked up. Yes. You suck. You're down goofed. That's right. and I live in Ohio. Trust me, we were an open carry state before Texas was open carry state.

Speaker: And we just recently, two years ago, passed a law that we can conceal carry without a permit. And not only that, but we got that castle doctrine. What? Fuck around and find out.

Speaker: Fuck around and find out. and press We do it. apparently giving We do touch probably even trouble it. guy yeah We do a big time in ohio man We got the pew pews in Ohio.

Speaker: We're going to smoke weed. Weed's legal in Ohio. right We might even kill a baby or a 10 in Ohio. Why? Because we can. Because fuck them kids.

Speaker: Just fuck them, baby. Just fuck them, dude. Because that's what we do in Ohio. We own guns. Yeah, we own guns. We carry them, sons of bitches. We'll shoot you because we can. And we'll smoke weed and kill a motherfucking baby.

Speaker: welcome welcome Welcome to Ohio. Smoke weed. can do it alone. um I love every time Blaze comes up here and he's like, look what I bought. And I was like, i have no idea what bought. What are you talking about? What did I buy? He's like. I can barely open.

Speaker: Yeah, he was like, shut up and smell it. I'm like, it smells good. Oh, the weed, yeah. yeah Yeah, that's what The last time he was up, he was like, and just ask me questions. he said he put it He put his finger to my lips and he said,

Speaker: and i And then he came up behind you and you guys made pottery together like in Ghost. Don't you worry about what we did together. He said, just smell it. Hey, I thought I was supposed to want to say thank you. Thank you for everybody who came up tonight.

Speaker: Johnny Ball. Oh, shit. i want to thank you for joining us. All right, dude. from You were here since the very fucking start. Drop that link. Thank you, sir.

Speaker: Wally, I know you popped up late, late, lady late, late. If you guys want to hang out, all a Blaze, if you don't mind me, if you guys don't want if you guys want to hang out, don't leave.

Speaker: Yeah, if you guys want to hang out after I hit the end string, you guys are welcome. We'll shoot the show. We'll be backstage. Brittany, as always, thank you for gracing us with your awesome presence.

Speaker: And Glick, I know this is your show tonight, but say goodnight, Glick. Goodnight, Glick.

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