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Nonsensical Nonsense: Glick is MIA
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Glick was off living the Rockstar life EmCeeing for the Southern Outlaws Band but Jeff was holding down the fort with the Saturday night fockery and the open door challenge with lots of guests
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Welcome and Chaotic Start
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What is?
00:04:01
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Welcome to the fucking show.
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Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my ass all you son- No, we won't, because you're not here. So there.
00:04:24
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um everybody welcome to nonsense school nonsense this you don't want the hell it exist happy you you oh he's here to fuck shit up and say isn' the smartest But yeah, we are live it is not
00:04:53
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We got Lazy Sleepy Connor in our house.
Southern Outlaws and Live Events
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Blick is there. What was that? Is that their beer? No, it's there it's their there it's a travel mug. He was talking about the other night. Show the other side. does Did you get the one that says the? I got a small string, guys. You can't hear. You can't hear.
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wow and data my my back i nicky
00:05:32
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I just want to say I didn't completely bomb and I almost shit my chance i want see video um they're yelling for video Nikki's got video, I believe. So why plenty of video coming up this week, whatever everybody watching i don yeah kind of with the Southern outlaws, we're Joshua Lee Nelson with our beds, hanging out, having a good time. Have a great show guys. I love you all. And I'll see you guys next time around. i think yeah share i right this class is amazing
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third as that So he was talking about that Tumblr that he wanted to buy. it said It says Southern Outlaws ban on one side and then you missed on the other. It's got Trump giving a finger. I thought that was funny. But yeah, we are live. It is nonsensical nonsense. It's a Saturday night open door challenge. I'm going to go ahead and drop the link in the comments for anybody who wants to come up.
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It's going to be an interesting show because as you see the show's title tonight, we are Glickless. He is doing that. Glickless. We have a detachable Glick. Yes. That looks a lot better with your camera turned sideways. Now you can see the whole car. That looks awesome. If only we could decide when Glickless.
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I... yeah I was sitting here trying to make make make sense of the yeah cryptography and the chat from Twitch. Salty Dalty, thank you. Yeah. was He was dropping a bunch of of ah yes pictures. yeah Yeah, yes, or whatever in Twitch. Hieroglyphics, there's a way to describe that. Hieroglyphics, thank you. that That is the name I was looking for. I haven't taken it in and a while.
00:07:34
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But yeah, we are like as I said, we we're we're welcomed by the the Nonsensical Jesus over here Connors here. We got Benji in the house And of course blazing is on location on location So yeah, I'm still working on a class project.
Smoking Habits and Veterans Celebration
00:07:54
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I'm still working on a class project. I'm constantly going up on that so I come down here to take some pictures of the The Big Fort Bridge in Louisville, Jeffersonville. Guys looking up is beautiful at night. And of course, since I've been here, the moment I get out with my camera, it starts raining. I've been here for about a good hour so far. So I'm going to wait it out. You'll be waiting for a minute. I got up. That's fine. That's fine. I realized quickly I was out of cigarettes. And holy shit, Vicki sent me a whole bunch of pictures. it's Good. Fuck you. Smoking is bad for you.
00:08:34
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I'm going to put on a poncho and I went to the rain and I was like, **** it. I need cigarettes. That's how you would do it. I live in Alaska when I smoke cigarettes, man. My winter smoke breaks from shorts.
00:08:47
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yeah yeah that change i pain smoked while I was in Estonia and that's right up on the northern border of ah right up north next to Russia and **** holy **** We were there in we were there in January. Oh, oh yeah. It was a blizzard every **** day. and this is That's about a **** Yeah. Yeah. You learn how to ****
00:09:16
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Oh, I'm going to make this fast. I'm going to see if I can share my screen. Oh, thank you. What's your click on page? Oh, look at him. Oh, hell yeah. He's so cute. He's doing his MC thing. We're going to have a good night. Shout out to the 5 Corps distillery for having us here. All of our veterans that are in the house, appreciate you guys. We are here. Woo-hoo! Disabled veterans, everything goes to them tonight.
00:09:46
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We do have a special birthday in the building, top layer for sons Southern Allows Band. Dave's dad is in the building. Happy birthday. And unfortunately, we are missing a very special veteran in the house tonight.
Wild Stories and Public Incidents
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Dave's brother was going to be here, but he was unable to get here tonight. But if you guys get loud enough, he might be able to hear you all the way out west where he is. fifty
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we have a good for way out there that fuck america let's go baby um guys writing for some music t If Bigfoot was to dress up like a redneck swinging Yeah and mr rawa he bleing is the no i ah so there it is let's click on live on location uh i'm assuming you're gonna uh shout us out what's up leggy how you doing young lady the link is in the chat if you're close yeah you should come up here because i gotta to go help my wife make fucking dinner what is it with everybody having to be gone tonight
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sound
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Saturday. Glitch not here. Let's **** off. They take ages away. When was the last Saturday? I was here the entire night and didn't stop to go either eat or make dinner or put my children down or pizza or put my children down. I think that was the one where you fell. Yeah, that's what you said. Put your children down. The first thing to talk to my head was using euhan It's like you asshole. That's what I was going to say. They got a tank in Switzerland for that now, so it's not a big deal. This is true. But yeah. du that Is that pipe fucking rubber? It is a silicone.
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it ah
00:11:48
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I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't have my partner fucking, fucking shotgun into my butt. Do you see how it's shaped like anal beads? You ever smoked some pot out of your bunghole? Okay, so the fact is before two, You could do it because I knew this guy that if you laid down on the ground He would suck air into his ass so he could fart really big. Well, yeah, so You know like that downward dog position If you lay there and try to blow out a fart and you just keep your booty hole relaxed. You'll suck more air in I mean, I'll try it in doing the doing the hit
00:12:36
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No, you literally put the, you would put the pipe in your asshole and let your asshole suck it in. So when you fart, you fart out a cloud. It's got to be.
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yes one What's that guy doing? Oh, don't worry about it. It's just covered weed the other day and decided he wanted to butt chug it.
00:13:08
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Well, you've heard about those guys that put yep tampons and vodka and then shove them up their ass. Yeah, it's called boofing. Yeah, I can't. Yeah, I thought about trying that. Oh, dude, I know somebody that did that in their frat ears, man. It fucked them up bad. I've heard of people going to a fucking hospital for that shit. Yeah, I know. Fuck that. it's Exit only, boys. I'm sorry. Exit only. I mean, a finger's okay.
00:13:36
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You gotta massage that prostate sometimes. Sometimes you gotta do it yourself. No, no, no. Here's the thing. I died. I had nothing to hold up. You gotta two knuckle that bitch, man. Put your manhood to the side and let her stick a finger in there, dude. You'll never be happier than this. You'll be so happy your wife will even show us for the rest of his life. So I was reading this thing online where it was like the male G-spot is literally up the ass.
00:14:05
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That's what I asked. Yeah. How are you just now learning this? and because i knowt That's what I mean by know this that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Massage that prostate. You kind of get in there too. Like I said, two knuckles deep. Yeah. I mean, you don't even have to do that. All it takes is one little finger because all you're doing is you touching that little thing that's inside your beetle.
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You gotta treat that crossing like you just saw it. Dude, have you seen that lady? The the viral video, this lady, she's at a grocery store. She's wearing a dress and she just shits on the floor and then kicks it underneath the checkout.
00:14:49
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oh but i yeah my words there and I saw that on the cameras. I would beat her ass. All right. That reminds me of a strip. function i would i would go to I would go to fucking jail that day. Oh, she really just, she doesn't fuck around, man. Try to find a hero. Are we about to watch a video of a lady shitting? Woohoo! I was out taking pictures in the backyard yesterday and my dogs wanted him to start to poop, so i got it I got a nice little series of buffer pooping and I shit up my niece.
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She's like eight years old. I don't want to, I don't know if I want to see this. Oh, I don't want to see this. Oh, hell yeah. Fuck yeah. That's like, that's like the, come back. That is the evolution of the ninja stealth poop. Oh man. You should have sent that to me for, for, for, for my scatologist.
00:15:55
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likey she just said shes trying that enjoy your meal that oh sorry now how not how I know. I know. It does sound like what the **** is and saves it. Well, it's Saturday night. I do. I do. What do you do if that ends up being a little juicy? You know, you just walk around with ****
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so Well, no, there's bathrooms in a grocery store which reminds me why didn't she use it anyway? I don't know. I'd be I'd be terrified to do that. I'd have to carry around a squeegee just in case. But but I've never been like screw it. I'm gonna just let it drop. This chick, she's digging in there and then just let it drop. Fucked up. She's like bombs over Baghdad.
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and is a con you see
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i is talking all over again
Bathroom Mishaps and Odd Ideas
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well never well guys ever watched that show flavor of love or flavor play was trying to find a girl forfriend ah Familiar with it. Yeah ah so you saw in the very first episode That one shit shit on the floor No, I never watched them. I never watched either. But I'm aware that it exists, but I've never watched it. Squats down and drops a dookie on the fucking floor and then goes on and he saw it. He's like, who shit on my floor? And not only not only did he not kick her out at that moment, she stayed like five or episodes. Fucking parents, parents potty train your fucking kids. Come on now.
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hundred percent agree Well, he was asking a solid question though, you know. i
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I just, I don't, I've never, I'm not going to say I've never shit my pants because I have, but I've never done it in public where I'm like, there's a bathroom 20 feet away. I can't make it. No, I'm going to try.
00:18:11
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but like the one time so so on the point of right I went and had worked on my car and the the shop was like four to six blocks away. And I was like, you know what? I'm go just gonna just go walk, pick up my car. I got about halfway there and I was like, ooh, I'm not gonna make it. So I turned back home and I was like, yeah this is, you know, I'm rushing home. And as I'm putting my key in the door, it all broke loose.
00:18:42
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And I went out afterwards after showering and changing clothes and bought new shoes because I ruled them. But I at least tried to make it home. you know It's not like I was just like, screw it. I'm halfway there. I'll just squat down. And it was, you know luckily, it was in my foyer. Nobody could see. I wasn't in public. I didn't just drop a deuce and ignore it or try to kick him off. Yeah, full on shit myself, man. I'm terrible. She said, I'll be back after our meeting. What's the matter? Well, I mean, oh again because because the story I'm about to tell. Go ahead, Connor. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, the last time I actually shit myself, like, was during high school football. It was quite some time ago. But, like, we were running 100 meter dashes. And, like, you know, coaches don't really get excited about you leaving to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go potty.
00:19:42
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So, I just, I thought it was just a fart, let it rip and I was like, that's got some squish to it. We had to keep going and dude, by the end of practice, my butt cheeks were bleeding. It was so cool from the, from fucking chasing. When your cheeks and then you go, go do sprints, your butt cheeks don't like it. Yeah, that's not a thing. Oh, it was dingleberry season. Oh yeah.
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ah Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. if If he's saying it's squishy, it's that wet shit. So it's like it's. Yeah, it was it was more of like a little bigger than a shark, but small they're making clay. You're making clay. I'm making pottery down here. yeah but I took my football pants off and I had a fucking pot there.
00:20:29
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wow ah ah man oh man why you came up behind me so we were doinging for
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I've never understood the concept like and this is not the first video I've seen like that. There's multiple people that have shit. yeah And I'm like, you know what? Stores have bathrooms.
00:20:59
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Okay, I have a question for you guys, because we're all vets. Benji, you're a vet, right? I am not, but I support you guys. Oh no. So I've been, when I was in the Air Force, when I was in the Air Force, I was, I was on a lot of deployments where there was, there always seems to be this phantom shitter, like somewhere on the installation, there's like random poop somewhere or it's in the shower or it's like on the intersection of the sidewalk in the middle of the night. Have you guys ever ran into that kind of shit?
00:21:33
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No, I was on CQ. I'm sure that I've told this fucking story before. So I was on CQ, which is 24 hour duty, watching over the fucking barracks. And it's probably two o'clock in the morning. And I went to go to the bathroom that's next to the CQ desk. And as soon as I turned the light on, there's a shit in there that was literally as big as my face. as Not like, not life wise, earth wise.
00:21:59
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oh damn send out a mass message in the leaders chat that said check on your soldiers to make sure that they're okay all my leadership i was like i don't know if this person's a lot um yeah That's gotta be worse than childbirth. And so no shit, we had to sign up for the last chat. Check this guy for drugs, man. Check this guy for smuggling the drugs. Get him to the hospital. Yeah.
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Oh my god. It's bad. We had to we had to call the plumbers to come out and they literally fished out this turd that was. Oh no.
Mockumentary and Scatological Humor
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Look at hilarious. How how do you **** like that? Not **** yell and wake everybody up. Oh, dude. I was I was screaming bloody murder. You know what? I mean, that's exactly. Oh, ouch. I was so mortified. No, it was magic. Then I had to go wake up my buddy so I could **** in his room at two o'clock in the morning because I couldn't use to seek you bathroom There's a Lazy last night. I sent you a link that ray william johnson guys Yeah, did you get the chance to watch it? I Have not man that's right that's club so the the ray william johns guy i just walked videos each today or pop on for you pa He was talking about this this school and what they called the ship bandits
00:23:30
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And he would go in and shit in the journal. He would go in and shit in the journal and nobody knew who did it for like six months. And every two months he would go in and shit in the journal. And it turns out it was the gym teacher.
00:23:47
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see see that's the thing there's like this see we always called it the phantom shitter but you know the the shit band it works too i don't know what is some people out there in the world just has this compulsion to shit somewhere this is fucking hilarious are you kidding me that there was a there was a mockumentary on netflix about a school vandal Have you seen this? I can't remember what it's called. It's a mockumentary on Netflix. Hold on. But I watched that, that new movie on Netflix today called the Deliverance trash, i mean but there was one, why home there was one, one funny bar, one of the kids, American Vandal. That sounds familiar. It's ah it's a mockumentary. So it's, it's made to look like a documentary, but it's, it's 100%. Yeah.
00:24:41
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And in the mockumentary, somebody spikes the school punch. It was like private Catholic school or something like that. They spiked the school punch and everybody gets the shits. Like to the point where kids are shitting in their book bag, kids are shitting them as they're walking down the hallway. right oh damn And the whole thing, they're trying to figure out who did it. And it's complete mockumentary. They did two seasons. The second season, somebody spray painted dicks.
00:25:09
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Easy to figure out. It's the one person not shitting. No, because it's hilarious, because it is violent shit. And it turns out, I can't remember who it was, but it was like three people were the culprit. But people are shitting in their locker. It is so nasty. But that's the whole thing, is people get stuff like that people want that scandal want that who's shitting the floor you know but do you really want to be the kind of shits on the floor maybe not me not if i not if i'm getting god i mean if i'm kidding paid fifty thousand dollars do you hear about that that's there's that one chick on tick tock that's why i bought that out she she said um she said uh
00:26:06
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she's doing a like you tiktok story right she's like so hi everybody you know so this is my story she's so you know how we all shit in the shower and i went wait what like everybody cut it off nobody finished the rest of her story and i was like everybody's like wait it's okay to pee in the shower right don't poop in the shower It's fucking hilarious. Give it the old waffle stomp. It's just up and down the street. I can't believe it's this whole thing. She gets in the shower just to wash her feet. I know. that's so she I gotta find it. I laughed so hard. It's got anti-fungal properties. you know I guess.
00:27:02
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This is a lot of shit talking tonight, man. I do it all the time in my house. It's hilarious.
00:27:10
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Like I'm super guilty of this talk in my house. My wife is constantly like, will you just shut up? I'm just like, no, not even a little bit. No. It's poop time. Does anybody else poop in the shower? No. Because I can't be the only one that finds it super convenient. we demonstrate for you I'm thinking, wait, you're gonna demonstrate? And then you just take a deuce. You just take a deuce. That's a thing. I've never thought, you know what, I got a shit. I'm gonna drop a deuce right here.
00:27:50
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No. like and I've been in the shower and been like, damn, I need to take a poo. But then it's like, God, dude, is you're so fucking damp. it's it's ah It's awkward getting out of the shower and then sitting on the toilet completely naked. I find that weird. Yeah, I couldn't agree more. But I do it because I got to shit. and Yeah, you do what you got to do. You got to clean it up. Yeah. I mean, I hate cleaning the shower as much as the next guy.
00:28:19
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but I also don't like it. I don't know, man. There's a difference between cleaning your shower than cleaning your shower after that. I mean, I do see all right so not to i guess i guess ah guess to play devil's advocate, I could see the convenience in it. Agreed. I can and lot and and and i can see i could see with maybe a little bit of redesign,
00:28:48
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You might be able to free up some room in the bathroom by removing the toilet and expanding showers. pretty good brain because and And here's the thing, and here's the thing, you equipped all showers with one of those wands with the high pressure, she gets sprayed all down. right I'm just saying, I'm just saying. A shower duvet. hour yeah Could you imagine just like you sitting there taking a shit while the hot water's going steams everywhere after you get done fucking shaving your face yeah nothing you're like breathing in your becal matter Exactly because that's a good point that's no that's not a great combination Well, wouldn't the steam weigh the fecal matter down to keep it out of the air? yeah i don't know you decide and tell us how it word pans out for you but
00:29:41
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on those plans. I'm curious. I i mean, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. So so they actually have vans. Mercedes has vans where there's a camper van that has a toilet in the shower. So three it's been designed forever ago. Oh, okay. he learn please do that like You literally stand in the toilet to shower.
3D Printing and Technology Evolution
00:30:02
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yep
00:30:05
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But in the home, we have convenience of square footage, right? and Exactly. I mean, This is true. Building a new house. I'm gonna be like, you know what, I don't feel like buying clothes. Because here's the thing. Let's say I invite you over and you're like, Hey, yeah ah do you mind if I use your bathroom? Yeah, you just jump in the shower.
00:30:25
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there but That's the best part. But that's the best part because they walk out scratching their heads. Like, what do you what? How do you use the three seashells kind of attitude?
00:30:36
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and
00:30:40
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Like you have a Tinder date over don't tell don't tell display the bathrooms over there what your house is a design like ah ah that depends indeed imagine Raising kids in the house The first time they go over to your friend's house they go you get a call from their friends parents going Hey, your kid shit in my shower. Yeah. Oh,
00:31:12
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i do oh man. I just. All right, guys, that's going to be it for me. I need to go eat. and name Understood. All right, man. You have a great one, man. Thanks for coming up. Oh, yeah.
00:31:29
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um I just I see the convenience of shitting in the shower. I don't I Wouldn't actually do it, but I'm just trying to make a devil's advocate kind of like Seeing the other or the other side of the fence. I wouldn't do it either. I'm a modern fucking human. You know what I did see like You've worked in shops before
00:31:56
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I did see something cool. What's that? You work in shops, like automotive shops and stuff like that, right? Yeah. You did see something cool. Instead of actually, it's like for your home shop. Instead of actually, you know you know how like you're working out in the garage and you don't have a bathroom in your garage, you're filthy dirty. I found an adapter to a drain spout that it looks like a funnel that you piss in.
00:32:25
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Okay, that's convenient as fuck. I was like, that's not bad thing. I mean, but see, but you, but you, but you know, but you know why I have a problem with a product like that? It's because the way, cause I understand how the automotive industry is when it comes to service work and flat rate and time and all that. that theyre force you that Oh, and yeah okay. I'm sorry. I thought you meant for like,
00:32:48
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Okay, never mind. Okay. It's damn turning into Amazon and fucking auto places now. One, one, one of the, um, I have that side yard behind this wall and the side yards only about four or five feet wide. And I'm going to close it and make it my office.
00:33:11
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Well, the problem is I'd have to put a door on the back and then walk through the backyard to get back in the house or walk through the front yard to get back. If I got a pit, but I have this thing attached to the drainage system, I can get up and go pits. I mean, if I got a shit, of course, I'm going to go find a toilet. But I saw and this guy and what he did is he he made it himself.
00:33:38
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you know, it's his design. But I thought about it the other day, it's kind of a genius thing for a home shop. You know, it's kind of lit on it. So you don't get smells. But once again, if you're working out in the shop, and you're just like, oh, I got all this stuff together. But I really got a bit That's because we're underneath the car, struggle with the ball. And we're telling ourselves as we hold your fucking urine, I'm not going to fucking go until I get this bolt done. Then it gets to the point where either a, the ball gets done and you're like, Oh, my mind says P and I'm about to burst or B you don't get the bolt fucking done. And your, your brain's like, Hey, my bladder's about to burst. All right. Yeah. Cause you put ourselves in that situation. Yeah. Yeah. It's it that that's not a name or free sleek. I thought.
00:34:25
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if your piss is green you got cru love honey i'm sorry we Way too many monsters here, buddy it's it it's yeah i love that you said anna free like nope nope nope no and piece is green Or paint or paint depending on what asian car there's a there's a There's these guys that I watch on YouTube, they actually built a clear antifreeze system. So you know how your antifreeze goes through hoses? they They actually put clear hoses on it, so you can actually see the antifreeze, and it looks really cool. That does sound kind of badass. However, the type of hoses you can they use, that they have to replace every six months. Man, do you remember...
00:35:23
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and Did you ever watch the old Star Trek movies and fucking Kirk and shit, the actual movies? I've never seen them, but I know what you're talking about. There was, there was one, they went back in time and I forgot the entire plot of the movie, but doesn't matter. it There was one part of the movie where then it saved us well and like bring it back through time or move it somewhere. I don't know, but they constructed on the enterprise a, a, a,
00:35:50
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an aquarium to put this well in, but in order to use thin material, they use what they dub transparent alumin aluminum. I forgot what Scotty's formula was. Do you imagine? We're, I mean, we're, we're stepping so much closer to that, that type of like material. that sort of the day It was plexiglass.
00:36:16
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Yeah, yeah, but that's my point. I mean well nobody You can you can you can get plexiglass thick enough Or not thick enough strong enough that it is stronger than a loom. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean not giant sheets but well, I mean I I don't I don't even think some G's I don't even think that um like Of course it was a movie, so it was all fixed. I don't think that whatever they created would actually work. I don't even think plexiglass is probably like fucking miles thick. They wouldn't hold back enough water pressure to have enough aquarium room for a fucking whale nonetheless. So no and you're talking like talking to the train pressure. If you go to the aquarium.
00:37:08
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your regular aquarium that's your zoo, that collection glass, that window you look at the whale under water in, that shit is... Oh, that's thick as fuck, Thick as fuck. It's not fuck around water. I like them thick as fuck too. yeah Anyway, we're talking about aquarium glass guys. Get your heads out of the gutter, man. But no, the the the concept of of the technology that we see in older movies that they talk about. And you're like, so flexi-glass? Yeah. that that Like I was telling you before we started, that guy, they have that 3D printable filament that has carbon fiber in it. And this guy built a brake handle for his motorcycle that was stronger than the original aluminum one. Yes. Makes sense.
00:37:59
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It's like we're getting there. It won't be one day from an exit. It's in stages, just like everything else. Like 10 years ago, we couldn't have done this.
Nostalgia for Old Tech and Music
00:38:11
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Well, I mean, if if you're familiar with the way technology has been released to the consumers throughout history, especially in this country,
00:38:21
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Well, we're probably talking about now might actually already exist in former fashion within some government like DARPA or some shit like that, or some college university, which I mean, you know, some kind of military or, or space, space travel technology that hasn't been released to the public yet, but will later on when there's a more practical application for, for consumer consumption. Velcro was developed by NASA. Look at fucking Tang, man. Tang.
00:38:50
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ah loved Yeah, I gotta give Tang some fucking love. Hashtag love Tang. You know, you look at something like said like Tang or Velcro. Velcro was developed by NASA. A cordless drill was developed by NASA. Because in space, you can't plug shit in. Yeah. And what do you think drives human ingenuity?
00:39:15
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ah Necessity. Necessity. Necessity is I think I think I think that's part of it. I think there's some curiosity mixed with yeah laziness. it Well, laziness is a big thing. like you know the guy The fact that we want to have simpler lives is is going into the project. What's that? The the guy that that created the first riding lawnmower, he had
00:39:47
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if if the story if I remember the story correctly he had just lost his job and He was depressed and his wife kept bitching out of the law Well, he had a go-kart laying around and a right and a push mower and he attached the push mower underneath this go-kart and mode his grasp of Fuck yeah yeah, dude. I didn't know about that. That's that's an interesting little team in a fucking info and like And when you look at the design of any riding lawnmower hasn't changed. shit My batteries down to 50. Yeah. Um, whenever Connor gets back, I'm going to tag out and get some pictures. My, my phone is out at 50%. So I'm not sure how much, uh, how much a lifetime I'm going to have but we But we will see fellas of my bad Yeah, I don't know what it is my cell phone better, but if I I can burn out a cell phone battery what seems like only an hour And I keep the yeah Possible i I only have one app open at a time, but I don't know if it's my phone's getting old or what? Sometimes my battery just I'd like I got 90% Where did the 40% that I just lost went?
00:41:14
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i've Literally gone gone from 90 to what at what 40 percent? No, it's weird is my door dash app takes more zaps the battery faster than me fucking playing YouTube Really That's because it's GPS. So it's well yeah, it's running in the background and all that shit the background yeah Yeah, no, it's um, come on up Brian fuck bla has to bounce here in a little bit
00:41:45
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ryanan in the house <unk>ck is doing his music so or still five but I think so. Yeah, five four. I need to go get a bottle of **** but I'm I'm good on. Oh, you look good. Yeah, I'm good on bourbon at the time. I think it's going over. But it's it's one of those things
00:42:11
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the technology grows so fast that like you ever you ever seen the movie hot tub time machine fuck yeah i love that movie it's a funny ass fucking movie dude well when they first i mean i mean we only play fucking nerds but like the when they show up at the screen there was a second one that clip is from the second one there's a second one there's a second one it's genius John when did it come out? ah Like a year later. I didn't know there was a second one. um the second ah Oh, no, I never knew that. My eyeballs are in for a treat later. Yeah, I was waiting on him to come on 2015. 2010 was the first one. Brian, he glicked popped up at the beginning to give a little update. I'm not sure.
00:43:11
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when he's going to pop back up next. I think it's kind of random. <unk>m chase's there but Oh, yeah, absolutely. But it's it's in the first one, when they show up in the 80s, when they don't even realize that are in the age yet, theyre they're coming close to the ski resort.
Friendship and Dating Dynamics
00:43:33
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And the one guy's on his cell phone. And he's like, guess where I'm calling you from the top of mountains. Somebody owes me 100 bucks. He's got that fucking brick.
00:43:41
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You know, yeah. And now our phones are so like for a while, their phones got smaller and smaller. Now they're getting bigger because they actually have screens. Yeah. They're fucking little mini laptops. We're here on our pockets now, man. I do this one guy. He had what? Yeah. I've seen those. That's he's like, it's fucking nuts. What was your first cell phone?
00:44:07
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I remember mine. I had a, uh, I can't remember what it was called. It was a sprint PCS football. I love that. Okay. Uh, yeah.
00:44:21
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yeah I, uh, this was in 90, 98, nine, 98, 99. My first phone it was through Verizon. I believe it was the Sony, Sony Ericsson.
00:44:38
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Yeah, and I can sit there and place I can play snake and I can have the Castlevania fucking ringtone So that was like I was the best of the best but say And it wasn't such it wasn't like a flip-flip. It wasn't like really a flip phone It was a palm phone, but there was a flip cover over the keys This is similar to what mine looked like I can't remember exactly Called so many porn lines on that phone what?
00:45:08
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this is what my phone kind of looked like. like this I something like that. Yeah. but it I think that one that one was a little bit newer than the one I had. technology wise that was mine Actually, it didn't have a cable to plug it in. It had a cradle that you set it in. Okay. All right. Like you would set it in the cradle to keep it charged because like they didn't have like where you would plug it in and cats in the cradle with and what's what's funny is like I was explaining to my kids today that I kept saying air pods instead of earbuds like at the air buds and we watched this guy he made a 3d 3d print today a new kind of uh case for his and I was showing the kids how
00:46:07
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it was ah It was a charter holder for it. And ah I kept saying, iPod. And they're like, what the fuck's an ipo like iPod? I'm like, iPods were the shit. It was all your music. And they're like, like a phone? I'm like, no, it wasn't a phone. Couldn't make calls. They're like, why wouldn't you just get a phone? And I was like, oh, I failed as a father. I haven't taught them technology. I said, whoever threw that piece of paper, your mom's a hoe.
00:46:37
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Yeah. Did you move? Yes. My daughter is eating dinner, and she's not the greatest about not choking herself. I'm down here. Into the store. All right. The battery's getting low. What was your first cell phone, sir?
00:46:58
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ah
00:47:01
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Samsung.
00:47:05
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a Samsung Voyager was my very first phone that I had that was mine. But my mom gave me her old Nokia fucking unbreakable flip phone. Oh, yeah. the the no Yeah, I had one of those for two years just to be able to to call her in the in case of emergency. And I had like one minute on it. She was like, if you ever if you ever need me need to call me, we don't have to have a conversation. You get one minute. You call me. You have a conversation. Figure out where you are.
00:47:34
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and I'll come get you. And that was it. And then I think when I was 17, 16 or 17, my dad got me one of those Samsung Voyagers. It was one of the ones where you could have it long ways up and down, or you could turn it sideways and flip the screen up, and then you had a little keyboard. Oh, a keyboard? I wanted one of those so bad. Oh, my god. I was so fucking cool.
3D Printing Guns: Legal and Safety Issues
00:48:04
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ah like Well, everybody else had iPhone 2s and iPhone 1s. I was sitting there going... Like a sidekick. No, I can't remember what mine was, but mine was a flip phone. I had a... I bought a Sprint... It was the first major piece of technology I bought myself. It was a Sprint PCS, but it it was it wasn't... It's hard to explain. It wasn't solid.
00:48:29
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Like the the part that would flip up had like two little legs that would attach to the base. So it had like an air pocket and it really fucking pulled, but it was like top of the line sprint PCS at the time. I just don't remember what it was. But I loved that thing. And then I, you know, cause I got the nights and weekends and then, and it was like 12 bucks a month or something like that. And then my first bill was a hundred dollars. And I was like, wait a minute. Why?
00:48:57
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that It's supposed to be 12. No, you went over in your minutes. But I have free nights and weekends. They're like, yeah, weeknights don't start until like 9 30 at night. And weekends start Saturday at nine o'clock in the afternoon at night, you know. So yeah, like weekends was like 12 hours. Yeah, on i remember the first time I went over on minutes,
00:49:25
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my My parents got fucking notifications every time I used up my minutes every day. And the first time i they got a notification that I went over on minutes, my phone was gone for the next like three months. They were fucking pissed. I didn't like I never got my phone taken away because my parents didn't pay for it. I paid for it myself. Well, yeah. because And my dad was like, you are paying this. I'm like, well, yeah, I need my phone.
00:49:54
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Cause at the time I worked a job where they can call me, I was on call. But when like like when you got your first phone significantly later than I probably got my first phone, I got mine at 18. Yeah. I got my first phone. Technically I was 14. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Like anything I've ever bought, like if I wanted something cool,
00:50:23
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Like if I wanted a Nintendo or anything like, my parents always said the same thing, get a job and you can buy whatever you want. So that's what I did. Like I bought the first Nintendo I bought, I bought at a garage sale as the Super Nintendo was coming out. And then I bought a PlayStation at a garage sale as the PlayStation 2 was coming out. And then I bought a PlayStation 2 from the store.
00:50:54
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Um, and like, I've, since I'm 14, I've been buying my own shit. Like i do that don Doc's out on a date right now. And so I'm just pestering the ever living shit out of him. He's like,
00:51:16
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that this he's like can you check my phone? Why is there a dick on your phone? a Surprise. I'm just, i'm I'm hoping that she is looking at some of these and I'm just, I'm acting like a jealous girlfriend. Like, why are you sending me, why are you sending me pictures of the girl that you're cheating on me with?
00:51:38
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position are you know you do No, do the friend zone one. Have you seen it? There's this there's this trend. I watch this guy on I watch this guy on YouTube. My my kids found it. I find it interesting. It's it's all these chicks where they friend zone a guy. Oh, we're two grand good friends to actually date. We might screw it up. And then they get mad when the guy actually gets a girlfriend. But you're supposed to give me the attention. what But we're friends. Yeah, we're friends. But she's doing stuff that you won't ever do.
00:52:15
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Oh, I've done things to dock that no girlfriend will ever do to him. Unless they go to a seriously interesting sex tour.
00:52:27
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Oh, yeah. but let me Let me tell you about that silver bullet, buddy. Yeah, buddy. No, but it's like it's it's hilarious to watch these these chicks like they' they'll go on ticker box. So I was friends with this guy and now he's not around anymore. And because he's got a girlfriend.
00:52:45
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and I'm like, yeah, because your fucking friend zoned him. yeah yeah He shot his shot. You shot him down. And he was too much of a pussy to be like, well, fuck you then. I mean, then he got a girlfriend and respectfully. When if you have a girlfriend and you have a serious relationship and she says, hey, I'd really rather you not be talking to this girl because she's too fucking close to you. Mm hmm. Like that. You you you draw that fucking line. You do. Yeah.
00:53:14
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Yeah, and and it's different if it's like, like your cousin.
Creative 3D Printing Projects
00:53:21
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Like, into the no, no, no. what What I mean by your cousin, like your female friend is your cousin. Well, your family tree doesn't have shit for limbs, does it, man? It's just a fucking, it's just a skunk. I had i my cousin's daughter. Her and I were really good friends.
00:53:42
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Obviously, it's not gonna go anywhere. would It was pure friendship. And I had a girlfriend that was like, I don't like hanging out with her. No, she was like, I don't like you hanging out with her. I'm like, what? She's my cousin. Yeah. It's not like I'm gonna go fuck her when I'm bored with you, you know?
00:54:01
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but He just, he just dis responded to me. I fucking hate you. but
00:54:11
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No, but I get it. Like, if if like, ah one of my friends here, we're we're friends online anymore. But um before I met my wife, sorry, go ahead. I asked her out and she's like, Yeah, but we're friends. I'm like, All right, whatever. And I would see her at work. And occasionally we go to a bar or whatever. And then when my my wife and I started dating, I My wife's like, I don't like you hanging out with Sylvia. I'm like, all right, bye to Sylvia. And she got all butthurt about it. And I'm like, well, what are you going to do? She does things that you won't. Like we go to the bar and then go to the other. Exactly. that My wife goes to bars because my wife doesn't drink. So my senior year of high school, I started dating
00:55:05
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or actually, let me rephrase. I was talking to somebody after I had asked somebody else to prom. And so I was like, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking be a man. I'm gonna go to prom with her. I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go to prom with the person that I asked to prom. I'm not gonna be a dick and fucking stand her up. Right. And I was really clear with her. I was like, Yeah, i'm I'm talking to her. We're probably gonna start dating soon. You know, all this that and the other. She was like, Oh, okay.
00:55:34
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And at the end of the night after the after party, and we we'd had ah had a few drinks here and there, I took her back to her house. She's like, you want to come inside? I was like, no. No, I have no interest in coming inside. And it was it wasn't that I didn't like this girl. I had a crush on this girl since I was like in fucking first grade. but And this was senior fucking prom. I was like, but you friends on me for this amount of time. And now you want me to come in.
00:56:02
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And then she was mad at me. I haven't i haven't like really talking to her since. I ended up dating the other dating the other girl. And I was just like, you friends on me, dude. What the fuck do you want me to do? I shot my shot. You shot me down. I'm moving on. i don't have time for I don't have time for crap like that.
00:56:24
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i I just I just don't I don't see the point and like I get like like Leggy and I could hang out and be friends because there's no like we're not gonna sneak off somewhere and go knock it out but it's it's different because like if I was if I was to ask her out she's like oh no we're friends all right well bye where are you going well you I shot my shot and you shot me down bye
00:56:57
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Mm-hmm. There's other ones out there, but that's a different scenario. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not like I asked her out and she told me no and then and then I hung around her like some weird cuck Yeah if it's But some of these chicks on on here, you know the the other thing I find funny is that this guy will he choose clips off tick-tock and stuff like that of all these these the was that these two girls, they're there. He's like, does height matter? And they're like, yeah, people's out of scale. Yes, I've seen that show. Like you are so like, that's so shallow. that's So like, that's exactly what you do. You stupid. The difference is, is I can't control my height. But you can put down that burger that you're eating.
00:57:52
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for the fourth fourth one. Amen. These these club crackers are fucking delicious. Club crackers. Those are the ones that that have the butter flavor. Mm hmm. Yeah, those are awesome. I love those. I got well, I hate that. Those two motherfuckers left because I got to go get my my daughter her dinner real quick. Oh, of course. Well, go ahead. I was going to say, like, can we can we go to can we go to break real quick? I'm going to play a quick break video.
00:58:20
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We'll go ahead and throw something up. Let's do that. Actually, I'm going to go. I'm going to switch this because last night, we played Jules in the howl all along the watch power. This will give you a three minutes, 47 seconds. I never move on Jeeves. The only thing that I'm going to move on is you. Yeah, baby. How you doing, Danny? Anyway, so we're going to take a look quick quick quick. We're going to play Jules in the howl. This is all along the watchtower.
00:58:49
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Of course, originally done to Jim and Hendrix. And we'll be right back. Go ahead and give us a follow on bio dot.link slash nonsensical network, where you find a link to all our locations that we post. And we go live every single night of the week. Of course, we have Mondays through Monday. We do a show every single night of the week. Right now, scrolling to the bottom, we have Mondays as Medicare implemented, Tuesdays as Flex House of Music.
00:59:17
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Wednesdays is what's fuck news. They're every other Thursday's cash is corner. Wrestling talk Fridays is ah whose argument is anyway Saturdays. Of course, the open door challenge is nonsense called nonsense show. The link is in the chat if anyone's come up. And then Sunday, we do have Jeff's garage.
00:59:36
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Um, basically we, we should be having an episode tomorrow. I reached out to my brother. I got to call him again tonight. See if he's available to come up tomorrow. Uh, but yeah, let's go ahead and play a little jewels in the howl all along the watchtower. There must be some kind of way outta here. Send the joker to the thief. There's too much confusion.
Pop Culture and Firearm Customization
01:01:21
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Move through the life is fun and joy
01:03:38
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There it is. That was Jules in the howl all along the watchtower. Of course, originally done by Jimi Hendrix. I can't play the fucking key tar. That's not her.
01:03:56
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sir guitar If you saw the video, you would know. oh well i'm I'm saying that you said that she can sing. I said she can also play the key to her. I wasn't talking about that specific song. jacket I don't know. Don't you start with me, Jeff. I just got off the phone with Jackass number one. But yeah, we are back. It is a nonsensical nonsense tonight. Of course, it is the open door challenge. Go ahead and drop that link in the chat.
01:04:25
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Please join us. I want come up awesome i actually just mentioned an old friend of mine. during During the breaks, I usually go on TikTok, click for a couple songs or a couple videos. And I noticed one of my friends ah was online. So I sent her a link. I haven't talked to this chick. I talked to her husband a couple of months ago. We all grew up together. But She actually was in cheerleading with me. Wait, what'd you just say? Yeah, I've told this story that I did cheerleading back in the day. You've never seen these pictures? Yeah. No, I have not. Oh, well, bear with me. Let me find you some pictures, sir. You'll get a kick out of this. a kid i've been in shouts I'm go to the bathroom and have a time.
01:05:20
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yeah Yeah, you will. No, I did competition style cheerleading back in high school. um We were on ESPN like four times.
01:05:36
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did do did I scroll way down.
01:05:42
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01:05:45
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thank yeah for that wow I got a lot of pictures on my Facebook page. Oh. They wouldn't let the cheerleaders be on the same bus as the football players because you you sucked good cocked, didn't you? Yes, I did. Actually, I'm looking for the same school. At that time.
01:06:10
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Look at I went to trade school together, it was different. Oh my gosh, I know I got these pictures here somewhere.
01:06:23
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Oh, fuck. How do I send this? Why does not let me send it? There we go. Send this to Jeffy.
01:06:35
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Damn. Oh god. Oh my god. Okay. So, I know it's what the fuck news and I will I will bring it back up. I will let you use this story on Wednesday but I have to say something about it. I don't know if Chris will.
01:06:49
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did you hear about john johnny guudre
01:06:54
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Johnny Goudreau is a NHL hockey player for the Columbus Blue Jackets. Okay. Either last night or yesterday morning, him and his brother were riding their bikes and today was supposed to be their sister's wedding. Okay. They were riding their bikes and they were run over and both of them were killed by a drunk driver. That's fucked up.
01:07:20
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So like the, I keep, they had like a whole moment of silence thing for Ohio state's first opening game for them. And people are fucking posting about it on, and white so shit what? like that like yeah counter side like oh Like they were riding their bicycles on the side of the road and fucking Ram him over. Where are you? I'm the only dude dead center. I don't see any men. I'm right there in the middle.
01:07:52
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Jesus, your tits are huge. I know, right? Actually, here. It makes this easier. Yeah, go ahead. Keep telling your story. i love ah Well, that that is my story. I just just fucking. fucked up I think that's wild. But I was trying to figure out. I actually threw that chick out of the air. You can barely see me there. I can barely see her. You threw her so fucking high.
01:08:18
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you know in in all seriousness, competition cheerleading is wild. Yeah. Like male cheerleaders. She's right here. Yeah. Just just below the the little hole sign she's holding up. That's who I invited up. I don't know if she'll she'll come up but uh yeah, there I am.
01:08:42
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I did that for two years. That looks like World War II got colorized. right and old victor Jeez, I hate. This is like blonde hair.
01:08:57
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That's me, Kevin. But yeah, that's yeah that's old pictures. OK, OK, OK. 99 in 2000. Never mind, I won't ask that. That's it. Yes. you know answer your question. OK. Several Yes, it's OK.
01:09:20
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Well, because, you know, never mind. I'm not even gonna say. ah ah Yeah, fuck, dude. Where the fuck did everybody go? Benji's gone. Fucking fucking gone. Well, Benji had to go eat. Blaze's battery was dying. He had to bounce. I know you have, you know, parental duties and stuff, so I actually reached out to a couple of people, and only a few answered.
01:09:47
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We had Brian up last night. I sent him a message. He hasn't seen it yet. Uh, to see if he wanted to come up because Brian and I were talking about doing a, um, a reaction show. Oh, you are you going to be the next fucking, who, what, what is that fucking douche bags name? The skater dude. Um, Oh, you're talking about, oh, you ridiculousness. Yes. Are you going to be the next ridiculousness? Yeah. God willing.
01:10:17
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because that dude made money. He did, but he's such a fucking cock. Well, no, there's this guy I watch on on YouTube and he does reaction videos to movies. Yeah. Like my first time watching Ghostbusters or something like that. The dude is actually, um so there's a lot of people that do it, but this guy, every time he watches a movie, if I'm at least mildly interested or it's like one of my favorite movies, I got to watch him react to it.
01:10:47
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because he looked like ah the kids have never seen a rectaphobia and he's watching a rectaphobia. And I was like, holy shit, because the way he does it, you basically watch almost 90% of the movie with him. Like he has it up in his screen. Yeah. yeah He kind of does like a split screen situation. Yeah. and And that's basically what I want to do.
01:11:11
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But him watching arachnophobia, he's like, oh no, no, we got to burn down the barn. We're moving tomorrow. He is hilarious. Well, you're not funny though. So that's that's the problem. That's the only problem. But that's why I kind of want to do like the ridiculous thing where my kids react to try not to laugh videos. Because A, it's funny. And B, we watch those anyways.
01:11:38
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Like my upstairs on and watch before everybody goes to bed. We'll watch four or five, try not to laugh. And then some of those, some of them are you're like, yeah, that's not funny. The other one we watched a lot of like we watched um close calls where yeah we watched one is it shows a flatbed truck from around a corner and bricks fall off of it as it goes on a corner.
01:12:08
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what what i didn't mention is coming the other of direction to the motorcycle and those bricks just missed dude by millimeters like i was like yep i'd have done shit myself right there so you you know the the video that glick showed the other night or was it you in my i think it was you the video that you showed the other night with the dude who put the fucking firework in the dark in the dryer yeah well no that was blaze showing it but yeah that was blaze i mean Everybody's the same. Anyway, nobody's special. I was watching a fucking TikTok earlier today and this dude puts a big ass fucking mortar in ah a mortar firework into a washer and he locked the lid. So it, but he like, he ran far away and he's hiding behind this truck and he's holding the camera and he's literally just peeking around this truck.
01:13:05
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And the entire front, I wish I could find the video again, but the entire front of this fucking washer blew off the front and top of it, and it bounced off the ground. And when it bounced off the ground, it ricocheted toward him at the truck, and the camera just cuts. Oh, fuck. I'm he's fucking dead. He's dead. Dude, I don't fuck around with them but for fireworks, man. I've seen too much shit. Yeah, no no shit.
01:13:33
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i things can go from ha ha ha to Johnny's missing an arm in like two seconds. I just saw so speaking of mortars and and firework, I saw the coolest doorbell ever. It's it's it's a 3D print that you can print and it's a it looks like an anti-personnel mine. Yep. But it's got a doorbell button on it.
01:14:04
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What? Hold on, let me show you. You guys see this.
01:14:16
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I saw it the other day. um Yeah, here it is. I want this. This is what I want for my do new doorbell.
01:14:35
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And it's a 3D print. You could 3D print this so it looks real. Tell me you wouldn't. Oh, my God, I want it. Right. It's a claymore for your front. Claymore. That's what the word is. Yeah, it's actually a 3D print. It doesn't do anything. It's just there for show. I want the real one. But I fucking hate setting up claymores, by the way. Just a side note. I'm not a fan. They scare the shit out of me. Oh, my God.
01:15:03
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They're like, well, it only hurts if you're that way. That's great. But I saw it explode. It looks like it would hurt no matter how far away you were. No, but so there's a website. It's called Thingiverse. And on this website, it's all these files that you could put into your 3D printer, and it'll print them. Some of them take longer than others you know because of size and whatever you're using. Right.
01:15:31
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But there's all sorts of stuff like that that you can print. And, you know, you paint it to look original and you paint it look real. And I found that the 3D printer I want, it's the K1 Max by Creality.
01:15:51
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Because I've been watching all these reviews on different 3D printers. This one will 3D print roughly one foot by one foot by a foot and three inch pole. So it's, you know, which means I can print a full Ironman helmet in a single go. It does take 20 hours, but... Yeah, I was going to say, three new printers take a long time depending on how fucking intricate your design is. Exactly. And the size of it. But with this one that I'm getting, yes, it is $900, but
01:16:28
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It is the one of the very own only 3D printers that you can set it and forget it. Where a lot of them you have to fucking check on it and make sure it's still working. And a level lot of them either they get confused and they end up fucking up the entire print and then you waste all the material that you were using for that 3D print. Yeah. the And I've watched about 15 reviews on every kind of printer different sizes and models and stuff like that. This is the only one that I've seen. Oh, we'll get back to it now that you're here. Leggy, you should come up here because it's only us two and I'm going back and forth between parenting duties and fucking, yeah and you and Jeff get along so well. Yeah. No, but this, it is $900, but it it has the best reviews and it's fully enclosed. Now what's really cool about it, different 3d print, three filaments,
01:17:25
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some of them have to be enclosed yeah and like abs plastic when you 3d print it home it puts out fumes so it has to be enclosed this one's fully enclosed so it's got everything you need it comes with its own case and everything like that yeah granted yes it's 900 but that means i can put three claymores in a single single set i mean but like okay i know yes 900 a lot of money but at the same time Go back five years, 10 years. oh why three d printers When printers first started, and it was $1,000 then. And $1,000 has been as ridiculous as it sounds and as unbelievable as it sounds. $1,000 then is $3,000 now. Oh, yeah. So to get, that's really not that expensive. Well, that's not even the most expensive one. That's middle range. Yeah. I'll be right back. Yeah, go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, sorry. I'll figure something out.
01:18:24
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The the I looked at a couple of them that, for example, the one I really want and it's not it needs more research. It's called the. um um Let me look it up that I get what it's called. It's a.
01:18:45
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um Where is it? I just watched a video on it the other day. It does a meter by a meter print. And it's only $3,000. And it's called something like the orange something it's made by ego. I think is the name of the company.
01:19:14
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L L goo. And it is actually I don't want to, I just want to picture Jesus. Yeah, here we go. This thing is really cool. And you can print pretty much anything on it, except for the fact it's three grand and it's not very good yet.
01:19:43
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That is the big one. $3,000, dude. That's not Brad.
01:19:52
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Does she come with it? I know, right? That one's the big one. That one, that one, it doesn't have great reviews yet, but it'll print one meter by one meter for three grand. A meter by them. That's um for those, um those of us Americans in the building, a meter by a meter is like three feet by three feet. It's it's more than three feet. Yeah.
01:20:17
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But it's not a yard. You Americans, you, you, you got the Americans. You yeah actually a meter is about four inches longer, but here's the kicker. It, this one does not work very well. I've seen some reviews on it. It doesn't work very well, but it's also the first generation of this one. So in like three, four years, that thing will be perfect and I'll buy one. But in the meantime,
01:20:44
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I can buy the one I want which is the it's it's called the K1 Max. Can you 3D print with silicone? Yes, actually. I know what Jeffy's making. Actually, no, I'm going to be making art.
01:21:03
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And I'm going to make a lot of chords. There's so much. Yeah, but she's bent over. legggy Like, she's bent, she's bent over. that's but She's probably about half her height right now.
01:21:15
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Hell, have i've been over if I could bend over like that, I'd be... This is the one I'm getting. It looks like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. And like I said, it's $900, but... That's like 750 euros, Leggy. Yeah. But check this out. This is Thingiverse. This is the website Thingiverse. And that's not it.
01:21:44
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where did it go? Oh my gosh. There you go. They look just all this stuff you can print. You can print anything on here. There's a full size Millennium Falcon.
01:22:02
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You're European. I mean, you know, Euros still work in your country, though, do they not? Yeah, exactly so. I might be wrong, but I'm not 100% wrong. But the crazy thing is, is like the amount of stuff, like you you basically, if you can learn CAD, CAD program, you can 3D print whatever you can design in CAD. Although CAD software is is sometimes a bit of a pain in the ass to figure out. However, ah a lot of the 3D printers will come with a CAD program and super easy to learn.
01:22:41
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A lot of the times, especially if you're printing something that yeah has already been done before, you can like look up and buy the download for the pre-programmed CAD download. Well, exactly. but Like Thingiverse does that. Everything on Thingiverse, on that website, everything on there is like you click on it and you download the the file, put it into your 3D printer and it'll print it. You do have to move it around, make sure it fits your bed and everything.
01:23:12
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yeah the print bed but other than that it'll print it and it sounds dumb but i want a whole bunch of dumb stuff like i won't use it for i i i would say 90% of the stuff i'm gonna print i don't need any of it well yeah nobody needs a fucking fully functional iron man helmet but i want Or an Iron Man vagina. like Nobody actually needs that, but I'm going to print it anyway. Yeah. But like ah if you go on to Thingiverse, you could put in like movie props. I can 3D print Han Solo's gun. Oh, I found something really cool. I found i found a fully functional 1911 Colt. Wait, what? it's it It shoots plastic bullets.
01:24:06
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Okay, but it has the slide and the whole nine yards works like the real thing, but it shoots plastic bullets.
01:24:15
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So you get 3d print guns too. It's just instead of a firing pin, they just use a spring. Yeah. But not other than that, you can actually 3d print fully functioning guns too.
01:24:30
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Why would you want to do that? That sounds totally not legal and like something I would totally never ever do anything like that. has Technically, it's not illegal. But technically, it is illegal. You know what I mean? you's For you to have a fully functioning gun that would work and not catastrophically fail, you would have to have a 3D printer that can print in metal.
01:25:00
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no what are you shooting a 22 okay fine no no no no no and let me explain they have a filament that is carbon fiber it prints in carbon fiber carbon fiber will withstand maybe three shots there's no and there's no fucking chance but if you're trying to take somebody out you only need three shots
01:25:27
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I just thought actually like that's just a bad idea. I mean, yeah I mean, I agree. I agree. It's a terrible idea. A lot of firearms are made of are made of aluminum. I mean, it can't be that hard to make a 3D printer that will print aluminum that. Well, look at look at what's what's in the line of fire. That dude, John Malkovich, built that that gun. milk a He built that gun that was made out of ah like hardened clay.
01:25:59
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but literally everything in a 3D printed gun. Even if I had a plastic gun, Leggy, I would set off every fucking metal detector that I go through. Well, yeah. You're part metal. I'm the stainless steel man over here.
01:26:20
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so Good for my wife. You just got to warm it up first. This is the file. This is the one CNN was talking about. This is a fully functional 3D printed gun, and it will shoot nine millimeter rounds. There it is. It's nothing pretty, but it functions.
01:26:48
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It wasn't really meant to be that funny, Leggy. That hurt my feelings. But it's one of those things where you can, you now you can't get that file. You have like, that file has been scrub for the internet. Yeah, well if you know if you know the makeup of a gun and you know a little bit of physics and stuff like that, you can pretty much with a CAD program design and build your own 3d printed gun and have a firearm well in a place you're not supposed to. I don't know if I should even say this. I mean, if you were going to do that, and you were going to try and 3d print guns, you look first of all, you would have to understand how a firearm works. ah Because if you build a fucking firearm,
01:27:30
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And it does, it just doesn't even shoot a bullet. That's a fucking problem in the first place. Secondly, it's going to be a lot of trial and error. Oh, so you need, you need someplace to test these plastic firearms. Well, where it's so, the firearm explodes. like Well, then what's the point of having a 3d printed gun? if thats go to be This guy actually but three d legie brought up a good Derringer. That's what he built.
01:27:59
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And he killed somebody with it. I was going to say I like the mugshot. Yeah.
01:28:06
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Well, it was not what I'd be worried about. I'd be worried about the sides exploding. Yeah, exactly. It would be the sides exploding. It would be honestly, it would any part of that would be subject to catastrophic failure. Oh, great. Oh, my God. I'm going to come nerd out if you fuck up the head spacing and you don't understand that properly.
01:28:29
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And blowback, you don't understand how blowback works. right And then it starts to recoil if you make a semi-automatic firearm, it starts to recoil. And then the hot gases are coming out the fucking sides. Jesus Christ, people. All three of them are are in jail. Yeah. So apparently it's pretty good. does it I mean, it worked.
01:28:56
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it It seems like it works, but it also seems like although there's probably a way to get around the law with it, it seems like it's pretty fucking strict. Well, that's the thing is like they're there. Congress actually talked about it for like four days.
01:29:13
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I mean, listen, I love guns, but I think that should be illegal. Oh, I don't understand that certain people shouldn't have guns period in the store. Yeah. Well, we got political debate. Where is blaze when you need him?
01:29:26
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I know. Right. But the cool thing about like Thingiverse, like this is. A 3D printed prop gun. um That was made for, you know, it's like if your kids want to play make pretend and they want to pretend to be Dirty Harry for the day, that's 3D printed. That's really that's spot fucking on. Right. That would see that that's going to get somebody killed.
01:29:56
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That's the problem. That's why I said if I really print a gun for the kids, it's going to be in like very bright yellows and oranges and stuff like that. The thing is, though, it doesn't matter. this just true I had so I have a guy who I haven't got my FFL yet, so I haven't I haven't done this for him. But he wants me to paint his his fucking. Oh, shit, I forget what kind of guy it is. But he wants people to to paint his gun essentially like that.
01:30:27
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yeah He wants it neon yellow, green, and purple. So I don't care if it looks like a fucking toy gun. Yeah, that's true. I don't take my chances. Well, have you seen um you seen that one gun? This is cool.
01:30:48
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I've been too doing too much picking up babies lately. My fucking back hurts. So I saw this a lot while back. and I gotta, I think you'd get a kick out of this buddy. Yeah, here it is. This is, like, if you ever want to get the wife something really cool, but where she can be in your hobby and you're kind of into her thing, this is what you get her, sir. Oh, shit. Yeah.
01:31:21
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That's perfect. Is that a devil? I'm not sure what it is. those rounds don't look like fifties but that look and then they don't because that's why my first thought was I was like this is that is eagle but it doesn't look like an eagle. does They look like nine but it's Hello Kitty. Like I said, you
Hydro Dipping and Customization Techniques
01:31:40
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can get your wife. My wife, my wife would dig that. I have, she used to have a Hello Kitty **** onesie sleeper thing and she **** wore that **** all the time. Don't you for **** sake me. For **** sake you, Leggy.
01:31:53
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i looks My wife forgot that's what I'm getting but being how cute is that? That is cute I Could do that. Oh, yeah Are you kidding? So I'm gonna do Sarah coding Okay, I mean it was just essentially the same thing Sarah coding and dips um because dips are easy. You just need to set up for it super easy You do the what the hydro dip? Yeah nice. But you i want obviously I'm not going to be hydro dipping a fucking metal slide. It would be like hand guards and fucking grips. Right. Well, that's something else. You need to look into 3D printer because on Thingiverse there you can 3D print a ah grips. So check this out. Oh, yeah, I can see that. What? Check these out.
01:32:53
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Uh, I left my nicotine upstairs, my pouches. So I found a Punisher gun grip.
01:33:07
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So if I go on to hear the thing a verse, I saw it a little while ago, but I found out there's a whole bunch of like 1911 gun grips and uh, yeah.
01:33:23
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Well, I mean, that really wouldn't be that hard to do in a CAD program. Fuck, I could. No. But yeah, anyway. But the other thing is you can actually 3D print something and then turn it, you know you you three you reverse 3D print it so it becomes a mold. Then you melt down pop cans and pour it into said mold. So you have a mold grip.
01:33:53
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I mean, I thought pop cans were tin. Yeah, same difference. It's the grip. It's not like it's going to. Well, I mean, yeah, no, it's not it's not a problem. It's just going to feel fucking weird. Either way, I wouldn't. fucking use paul code it But no, like, because because like the reason why I was asking if you're going to do powder dipping or powder of coating, they got that those home powder coating kits.
01:34:23
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They're fucking dope. Well, the only problem with powder coating is so. Sera coating is essentially powder coating. You have to have a you have to have a similar set up, but powder coating, you you require more materials. Is it really? Well, yeah, you're going to you're going to.
01:34:44
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Aluminium aluminium, you stupid American. how time to put it on. She types it up phonetically. I haven't heard your accent in a while, Leggy. So yes, that was miserable. Sorry, I haven't been paying attention to British people recently.
01:35:08
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But yeah, no, there's there's a little more that you got to do with powder coating. Seracoding is really simple. Seracoding, you essentially just get the Seracote shit from the store. And as long as you have ah a room that's set up well ventilated, then you're good.
01:35:21
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but when you're powder coating, you need like the same kind of setup that the guys have for fucking cars. No, not really. I literally saw one guy he he built a so that the home powder coating kit that you can buy from I think it's called Eastwood is the name of the company and it it literally looks like a plastic gun that that it looks like a almost like a plastic hair dryer and you put the powder in it and it shoots it and then you actually hook up the negative charge to the material and hang it in what looks like trash bags are around his wall. Correct. Super simple. I mean, I could build it. Super simple, but it's extra steps. And if I'm already doing cerakoting, I'm already doing dipping. I've already got a whole station set out for painting and things like that. When people want custom shit done to their firearms, then I don't want to add that much more shit to my station. I've only got so much room in my basement and I don't feel like. ah and you Couldn't you do both in the same spot?
01:36:21
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You could you you you you definitely could but it's just more shit Yeah, it's more expensive. How many people are gonna want powder coating? How much more are you gonna charge for power powder coating? ah what's the how much What's the difference in price? That's what I was gonna say. What's the front price fit difference between the two of them? well i you be worth the people To want to do that over a cerakote
01:36:48
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Because Cerakote is so simple and it's so cheap and it works really well and it lasts. I can get a powder coated kit for 300 bucks. All right. Send me the $300. I'll do it. All right. I'm just saying, that's that's that's on like eBay. they They do go up to like four grand. I get that.
01:37:10
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I mean, cause the big thing that I'm going to be working with is, is just regular maintenance on firearms and and simple breaks. Right. It's not like you're going to be doing full custom jobs all the time. No, because custom jobs are a pain in the ass and they take time. Well, and they got that, there's that one company, they, they make that, uh, that spray, ah spray chrome. Have you seen that? No. Oh, this is, this is insane. Chrome is gay though.
01:37:37
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No, but I, it's mainly for automotive use, but, um, I stand by my state.
01:37:48
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It's a, it's not cheap. Um, it's fucked Chrome, right? It's break from, uh, shooting what thing? It's a.
01:38:10
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It's like seven grand for this equipment. like yeah it's it's It's like the same reason that I haven't gotten a lathe. That's it. That's the system. One of those parts, seven grand, but it's it uses water.
01:38:29
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And it it sprays on water. Have you seen that videos? We're not talking about anything that we're building, geez. So I'm going to be hopefully kicking off my gunsmithing business before before hunting season starts here.
01:38:47
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And so Jeff's just, he's asking me what all I, I'm going to be doing when it comes to painting and custom building for people and things
Gunsmithing Business Logistics
01:38:54
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like that. But I've still got to get my FFL and then submit my LLC paperwork and then get permission from the state or from the, from the city of Evansville to do certain things in my area because I live in a ah very suburban area.
01:39:07
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Yes. So, there's there's paperwork that I have to deal with. It's a bit of a pain in the ass and some you bureau bureaucracy **** that I gotta do. You're a crackle crap. Yep. Sorry. Words are hard. Hey, I get it. They're like, but I like the hydro dipping thing. Hydro dipping. You can make any. Oh, I'm not Sarah coating my cock leggy. I would, I would absolutely hydro dip every time. I'd hydro dip my **** out of it. That'd be cool. Yeah. I'm sorry is that not the first thing you do can you can you imagine like fucking you go to you go to bed with your girl or like you get out of the shower and like you come to bed and you just drop the towel and you got a fucking camel you got a desert camo cock.
01:39:51
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right? Tell me that wouldn't work. Well, because there's so many things you can do. There's so many film, I guess, are they filaments? They're, they're films, they're films. Basically, what you do is you you let it looks like it almost looks like wrapping paper. But you lay it out on on water, and you spray a chemical on it. And you can literally push whatever into it, and it will leave that print on the, it's almost like a wrap, so to speak. Yeah, it's lots it's essentially a wrap that's permanent, unless you scratch the ever living shit out of it. Well, yeah, you can take it off. I'm just saying, one of the first things I'm hydrodipping is my penis.
01:40:36
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I just, I don't know about taking it off though. I mean, it's just like any other paint. Essentially, I mean, that's all you're doing is essentially painting without yeah painting. It's gonna paint But like I saw one guy I heard dipping in his rims To make it look like ah it had a bunch of dollar bills on it. It was really cool Hydro dipping is a great thing. And it's not yeah inexpensive. it's It is it ah inexpensive. I was going to say, it's it's a cheap way to do some really cool shit because they have lots of different films out there that you can use. If you can think up of a pattern, you can. I'm sure that there's a way to have AI create one for you. Honestly, if there isn't, then that's a great fucking business idea, Jeff. Well, hydro dipping penises.
01:41:29
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No having AI create uh So this is that's the hydro that's the hydro dipping foam. Yeah or the the pattern Well, you basically spray it and lay it out on the water just as you see here And then you slowly add the part in it sets for about a minute He's got creases bubbles yep creases out And usually you're supposed to spray primer on that film. So you spray a primer. primer but It's a primer chemical. Yeah. You spray a primer on top of the water. Then you set the film down. Then you spray a primer on top of the film and then you dip. And as you dip, that fucking film will fall apart as you go in. So you dip it all the way and you kind of spin your hands around a little bit and the rest of that.
01:42:20
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And yeah, he's going to leave it in there for a second and then you pull it out. And when you pull it out, it'll look like this. You'll you'll see it. Yeah. Here's the primer. Yeah. Yeah. Activator. That's what it is. You spray this activator on it and it becomes like stupid thin at that point. It's literally just the design floating in the water. It's such a simple and fairly cheap way of doing this way of ah graphics, and slide pool yeah graphics and painting that like, I don't know why if you were doing custom jobs for people, I don't know why you wouldn't do this. Agreed. And there it is. There's the design. Yeah. But like you can see like the designs on his gloves. Yeah. Because anything that touches that filament will be on it'll be on that.
01:43:17
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It's not something you can do day one. It takes practice. That's actually a good point, Leggy. What'd she say? As long as it's water-based and not oil paint based. Well, any more... I don't know what DOC means, but... Well, DOC is the is the voc is the regulation. Like any more in the States, in California, you can't even paint your car unless it's water-based.
01:43:49
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California, they don't do anything but water-based paint. California is also sideways as fuck, though. Agreed. But it's better for the environment. So a lot of states are going
Podcast Promotion and Merchandise
01:44:01
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that way. Here, I only buy oil paint because it works best. Yeah. Like, I buy an oil-based paint. Like, when I paint a car or whatever, I buy oil-based paint. She went to the store an hour and a half ago for hair dye and milk, and that's it.
01:44:20
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yeah She left. She gave the excuse, I'm going to go get milk. yeah Well, she asked me if I needed anything. And I said, milk, I think that was my mistake. yeah Come back six years later. I got the milk. I had to grow the cow. I was going to be staying with grandma for a while. I'm not going going to get them until she comes back. But, but the, the, I think Ida dipping is like, I'd love to get into it.
01:44:51
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The hardest part about it is you have to get, you need a thing of water big enough to put whatever part you're putting in. Right. I would say that that's that's not so much a problem for like firearms, because again, you're not, you're not hydro dipping the metal parts of the firearm. You're hydro dipping the the poly stuff. The grips. Hydro dipping grips, you're hydro dipping, you know, pistol grips. Stocks. Yeah. And stocks and things like that. Or wood parts even. Yeah.
01:45:22
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So I mean, it's, it's really not that big of a deal and you don't need a huge setup. I mean, for, for the Brits out there, like a meter by a half a meter tub if that would be more than enough. Well, you know what? It sounds funny, but you know, it worked really good. And it sounds, and I just thought of it because I have an old one sitting outside that I'm thinking about doing this to an old refrigerator, refrigerator.
01:45:52
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like a deep freeze. Yeah. You take the door off and you can fill that with water. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's way more water than you need, but yeah. ah Agreed. But you know, the beauty of it is it's, it's the, the hardest part about hydro dipping is having a container to put your part in. Yeah. You know, that'll work where, where a refrigerator is perfect. Cause they're solid and they're fairly Anytime. All right. Let's I don't know if you want to go on a break real quick or not. I gotta go get Sissy to bed because it's after her bedtime. Yeah. Let's go and play a song. When Nikki gets back, she can fucking cook dinner. So let's go. I'm going to give you a little extra time. We're going to play. I don't know who this man. Uh, let's see.
01:46:44
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no
01:46:47
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That's I'm just looking here. We have a lot of songs.
01:46:54
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a Okay. That was already there. I want one with a name on it.
01:47:07
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ah You know what? We haven't played this, you know. Here we do a nice long song. This is, I got to figure out the name of the band. It is the cover of, wow.
01:47:24
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Who sings this?
01:47:34
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It's a rock cover of... I'm not sure who sings it, but I'm gonna just play it. He has a little kiss from the rose for him.
01:48:27
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when it snows, my eyes become large and the light you shine can't be seen? Baby, I compare you to a kid
01:50:50
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Turn my brain To me, you're like
01:52:22
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Yeah, there it is, that's Kiss from a Rose. I believe that band called Goes Hard. um That is of course Seals.
01:52:32
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song. We are back. Yeah, I know the original scene. We are back. Connor is still dealing with doing dad duty. um It is once again the open door challenge tonight on a Saturday night here at Donsensical Nonsense. um Glick is, of course, away. So we're talking about whatever we want tonight.
01:52:56
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um
01:52:59
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Anybody wants to come up, the link is in the chat, Leggy, if you're bored. because Connor is going to be in and out most of the night. I'm not going to be doing the full six hours like we normally do for the simple fact. I don't want to. um I got stuff to do. But there's like 400 things open on my phone. But yeah, once again, if everybody wants to go ahead and give us a like, give us a follow, all that fun stuff, you can go to bio dot.link slash nonsensical network and find everything, including our merch store.
01:53:30
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which i'll throw up there that's our merch store you can get shirts and I think we got hats and cups and mugs and all that fun stuff is out there as well. um As I said the normal.
01:53:44
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Run-of-the-mill week is Mondays is men's character men Tuesdays cooks house music Wednesdays what fuck news every other Thursday cashes corner Fridays is whose argument is anyways Saturday's course is nonsensical nonsense over or challenge and then Sundays is Jeff's cards there will be should be an episode tomorrow I have to reach out to my brother see if he's able to still make it up because Benji will not be able to make it he's been working so much and Um, he's just that guy. He just works all the time, but we were having a discussion about the, the whole, what, what Connor's getting ready to do with his business.
Business Challenges Post-Military
01:54:23
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It's, it's a major undertaking. I have no doubt about it. And the logistical paperwork alone is one of the reasons why I didn't do a similar business when I got out of the military, because the logistical paperwork is just this gross. And I don't, I don't envy.
01:54:42
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Anybody doing that? And apparently, well, he's putting his daughter in bed, so I get it. she's I can't get my kids to go to bed to save my wife some nights. oh,
01:55:00
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that was weird. I wanted to show something, and I can't remember what it was. i
01:55:11
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do did it youoooooooo Well, I can't spell.
01:55:20
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Let's see. I saw something the other day. Calm down. There he is. He's back.
01:55:34
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She is significantly easier to get down nowadays, thank God. Really? I can't get my kids to go to bed to save my life. I have a question for you, sir. I have an answer for you, sir. Have you watched Furiosa yet? I've never even heard of that. It's basically the newest Mad Max. It's a prequel to the Mad Max, Fury Road. i've never seen I've never seen any of the Mad Maxes. I've seen bits and pieces and I'm just not interested. I gotta say, I watched Furiosa last night, the new one. it's it's ah somebody made it back. Finally.
01:56:07
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yeah Um it's really good. It's long as **** It's like two hours. Plus, how long is periodic? I don't **** know. What do I look like? I'm looking it up. Um whenever you're ready watched it I was going to help you, but he's by himself, so I'm not going to. I don't want to just drop out, you know.
01:56:39
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So it is two hours, 28 minutes, that movie, but. Chris Hemsworth is in it and Anya Taylor Joy's in it. It's excellent. I was I'm not the biggest Mad Max fan. But.
01:56:59
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Of course, I watched the Fury Road, which is Tom Hardy and and Charlie's there. This is the prequel to it. It's so good. You kind of see how she lost her arm and and all that fun stuff.
Mad Max Prequel and Film Locations
01:57:12
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Let me see if I can get you a poster here. There it is. That is not a good poster. Ladies and gentlemen, I just want to point out there is a there's a link.
01:57:25
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Oh, I know. I've said in the chat and I'm just going to be, I'm just going to be dropping it over and over and over again, because this is, I, I, me and Jeff love each other very much, but we know that we are not great at keeping conversation the same way. This is the, that's the movie poster. Oh, I've seen bits and pieces of it with Chris Hemsworth as the ah yeah bad guy or whatever. I really truly enjoyed it. I'm not the big Mad Max guy. Yeah.
01:57:54
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Like I just recently watched the originals with Mel Gibson. Right. And I did like Mad Mac Fury Road with Charlize Theron and Ed Hardy, but this one is better. um might I i um might watch it. I might not. I don't know. I think it comes down to, I have this weird thing.
01:58:20
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And people make fun of me for her. I have a weird thing for Anya Taylor Joy. I think she's gorgeous. I don't know who that is. she's the um Find me a good picture and I'll either agree or disagree with you. Yeah, here we go. I'm going to find you a picture.
01:58:40
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she's She's got a weird... That went over my head, Jeeves.
01:58:48
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My wife says she has an alien face. Because she's kind of, she looks like a doll. Oh, she is a very, very good actor, but I do not find her attractive at all. I find her so attractive. I agree with your wife. I think she's got a fucking weird looking face. But I think she's a great actor. Oh, she's amazing. Or actress. I would watch her read a book. I'd watch her read a book.
01:59:19
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She can read me the **** phone book and I'd be like um this is the greatest movie ever. Could she read you the Bible? Maybe. yeah yeah Well, she did a movie a while back with um what's her name? She's not chby she's one of the the almost um she's ungodly skinny. Yeah, she's really skinny. Um she did a movie with um uh Maisie Williams called dobuin New New Mutants.
01:59:50
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where it was really good movie. Let's see, new mutants.
01:59:59
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Jesus. Where's Jarvis Spindini when you're talking about movies? Well, her character was Russian. And she does an amazing Russian accent. um The movie's not great. Here's the cast.
02:00:16
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Um, but it was it's of course it's a marvel based movie. It's on disney plus right now. I I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not. So That's thank you and fuck you leggy because I don't know which which one it is But you can see on your tail of joy is anything but chubby She's the blonde But yeah her accent in that movie it's it's it's like bo thick russian
02:00:49
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but
02:00:52
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You're talking movies, man. I just... Did you finally watch that? oh well thank Well, thank you, Leggy. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. What did you think? I liked it. I really liked it. But I was also slightly disappointed. How are you... just sp I get it. but If that makes sense. There were some disappointing parts.
02:01:17
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I think that the i think that the the storyline was very predictable. The cameos were fucking awesome. right The actors were hilarious. Snipes walks out and everybody fucking loses their shit. I laughed my ass off throughout most of that movie. But I thought that as a, of the three Deadpool movies, it has the worst storyline.
02:01:47
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I agree. So that's that's what I mean. Like, I was slightly disappointed by the storyline, but I think that the actors, I think that the script, I think it was hysterical. I think it was great to think of the cavalry. The cavalry and which one was that? Where Henry Cavill played Wolverine. Oh, God. How fucking cool is that? My favorite one was the first Wolverine that he ran into the short one, the magic which is which is comic accurate.
02:02:16
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that's the funny thing is the comic accurate one but oh my god that shit was hilarious did you just did you land the discount i love that as he jumps off there he is hey buddy oh my thank god what's up man this whole time telling you to save us go to hell no well we're we're we're We're here, but we're kind of shooting the shit as usual. But unfortunately, Connor has to go in and out because he's on dad duty.
02:02:54
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How the hell is your wife? She's just went back from the fucking store. Well, I thought they were on break, but I got sidetracked talking to everybody here. I'm going to keep my my mic ah or my camera off because I got to like move my phone all over the place.
02:03:11
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right but I kept getting, I kept getting this stopped by people, uh, talking to me and, uh, cheers to me and blah, blah, blah, blah, all that fun jazz. Um, but I wanted to come on here saying it. What's going on, man? Like it's a dead Saturday night. You guys, it is mean basically you guys are saying that you need clicks.
02:03:33
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I think it's just been quiet. I mean, at first it was me, Jeff. Fucking, not Steve. Yeah, Benji, thank you. Benji and Blaze. And then... Everybody had to go. Yeah, everybody had to go.
02:03:50
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I was just kind of planning on being in and out tonight because my mother-in-law has the boys. So I was like, hell yeah, you know, like, I'll just hop in, say hi here and there. For wifey time. Yeah, get some wifey time. And I was like, well, fuck, I'm not going to leave Jeff up here by himself. I'll just end. Lady and Jeez, I need you guys to hit that fucking link and pull up. That's what I said. We've been saying that for hours. Yeah.
02:04:19
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Blakey and teams, I need you guys to hit the fucking link and pull up and everybody else. Oh, well, there we go. Brian's here. Oh, my gosh. Really? hot time Hit that fucking link and pull up your goofy sons of bitches. I'm sorry. Hey, your morning safe here quick is not today i hey, even go hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
02:04:47
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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey the first day of football season. So, college ball is going on right now. Yeah. College ball has been going on. Yeah. Go Blue. Texas won. Yes. Nebraska won. Yes. Right now, waiting for, I'm watching the U of H UNLV game. Uh good for **** you. Oh, I I don't even know what the final was with Ohio State because that was a beat down. I don't watch.
02:05:14
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Uh, Ohio State, uh, hang on. Was it did it, did they make it up to 50 or was they, they keep it shy in the forties? Uh, let me see. Let me see. Hang on. Hang on. It was the third third quarter and it was 30 and change to six.
02:05:35
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Uh, checking, checking, checking. Oh, damn. Ohio State over Akron 52 to six. Yeah. oh yeah na no no no no no you want to hear ouch northern arizona sixty six lincoln six and then another ouch honestly i was surprised by clemson getting beat as bad as they did by georgia thirty six thirty six to three that
02:06:07
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I did not watch anything. I know that it's probably been said over and over and over again, but when is the Fringe Festival, or have you already done it? Oh, she just finished it. You just finished it? Why are you not on here telling us about the Fringe Festival? I want to know. She's been on here. She told us about it. Motherfucker!
02:06:27
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you just weren't here. You were. recall I have s surgeryge I have one surgery and I come back and everybody's done things. Everybody's different. Everybody's **** their sister and now I'm just unimportant. I'm the same. I haven't changed. Well, I mean, I was so busy today. I could have gone to the game tonight because the the tickets are fifteen bucks to for upper deck. I did. I my son keeps begging me to take him to an Ohio State yeah I'm like, first of all, dude, we don't live in Columbus, Ohio. Secondly, upper bowl tickets for Ohio State are like $100 a pop. Ouch. Not when I can watch it at home for free. Dude, louis Louisville, Louisville over Austin ah ah pay 62 to nothing.
02:07:20
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Iowa over Iowa but Iowa over Illinois State 40 to nothing Butler over Upper Iowa 40 to 7 Texas hook them horns Texas over Colorado State 52 to nothing i got you i got you i will And then we got the you 41 over Florida so no chompy chompy even though T-bo was there trying to support him on
02:07:47
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um air force over mar merrimma fucking and bra yeah ah army oh dude army stumped a mud hole and somebody um which i'm going try to go to the rice game because ah army will be at ri oh no navy will be at rice i want to try catch that game like go to the game and everything tickets should be like twenty bucks or so ah thank yeah I was just I'm so there is a semi protein for baseball here. And I just looked it up. I might have to actually pick the game. Think about it. Oh, my mic is hot. Your mic is hot. st She said my mic is super hot. Sounds like I'm yelling. Mike probably is hot, but not as hot as you, you silver fox. Yes.
02:08:47
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You got a little Reed Richards there on one side.
02:08:54
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Not that I have a whole lot of room to talk. Brad, your mic is super hot. so ah yeah It's sexy. Honestly, if there was one thing that I would put on the mic, it would be your microphone. ahha Turn it down just a click.
02:09:17
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that's right. Oh, you changed it. you I didn't get a chance to read it. It's a Jerry Vichy sports network.
02:09:32
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Somebody's got to take his place. Hey, I actually played sports. So, back off. I played. Yeah, Jerry Vichy was the football. No, I mean, I played. I played football. He was the he was the one they they played with after the game Yeah. Oh, fuck. UNLV just scored.
02:09:59
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I was going to make an inappropriate joke about the Navy and the Navy SEALs, but I won't. I won't. Yeah, you shouldn't. Because the Navy SEALs will kill me. But. Oh, yeah. Jeff is fun to make fun of. Damn. That's just because I'm so far away. Let's be honest.
02:10:15
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um the pi you Listen, um I might be crippled, but I would I think it would just be fun to roll with you.
02:10:26
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Because I'm crippled, but you're old. I'm like two years older than you. I'm 27. Oh, shit. like I am old. Yeah. Yeah. who are Yeah. Yeah. He hit puberty when he hit Tony when he turned 25. Yeah. Who did me? Yeah.
02:10:49
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I mean, you're not wrong but like why why you gotta why you got cut so deep, right? Oh, beautiful pass. Beautiful pass. Good job. First down. ryan i have you I don't disagree with you, Leggy but Brian doesn't **** like us anymore. So, yeah, I'll pop up when I can. Did you see curiosityioa brian no i have not Yeah, I was I was gonna go see it but then like the my entourage is it's not the same because it don't have bad max in it. I'm like, okay, but still It's a it's a it's a it's a It's a beginning of how old Mad Max began Well, no, it's it's like a prequel of Fury Road Yeah, I know. I know that's what I'm saying. It's like the lead up to how Mad Max began. So yeah and it literally It ends as Fury Road begins
02:11:47
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Yeah, I mean there's there's it. I enjoyed it. I watched it last night with the Like I said last night. I I woke up yesterday at like 1 in the afternoon so When it was time to go to bed, I was like wide the fuck away so I Watched that because I was like what what can I watch what kind of watch and I saw it was on HBO and I watched it and Fuck it was good. It's long it's it's like two hours 30 minutes, but But Hemsworth killed it like to the point where dude was on screen for five ten minutes before I realized who the fuck it was And you don't recognize his accent. No cuz he and the long hair Yeah, well, no, but he's also got this beard and he kind of looks like he's he's When you fat Thor of a muscular more muscular. No, no, no, no, he he he's got he's wearing a parachute and
02:12:46
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as like a robe, ahha but he's got it over his head like it's a hoodie. So it's like he's trying to be Jesus. ah So when you see him, when you first see him and he first starts talking, you're like, who the fuck is that guy? And i like to the point where I was watching him going, when is Hemsworth making a fucking appearance? And I looked it up and I was like, motherfucker, that is Hemsworth, holy shit. But then as soon as you realize who he is,
02:13:15
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You see him. I think he's also got a fake nose on. Probably. No, I looked at the stats per for the crow. The crow tanked. Only made 4.6 million at the box office when they spent 50 million on it. Really? Yeah, it tanked because a lot of people are just kind of so ju cause a lot of cookies cause a lot of people are just upset what the the the
02:13:52
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but up but but yeah i want of sleep like i watched it it it finally shows how fiioa actually lost her arm and stuff like that legy it's fuck up it's a good movie i enjoyed the shit out like i might have to watch it again i actually ah blaze and i were talking about doing a on fridays until he gets plenty of guests we might do a movie review show like we did with the deadpo show dead bull movie
02:14:22
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Oh yeah, and Game of Thrones 2, right? well Speaking about the Deadpool movie, as I can say this now, I was part of the yeah production for audio section of that whole movie. No, it was actually shot. ah The both two movies were shot in Vancouver and I was part of all those movies.
02:14:43
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So I was able to do a sound design for a scene. That's all. That's all I could say. That's all I could say. You can't say too much about it. You picked out the NSYNC song. OK, I got it. I did it. It was the director's section. He was in the suit doing the dance.
02:15:00
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No, that was James Danson. The second movie, the guy actually got ah that girl that was doing this done. Apparently they calculated it wrong and she made that turn and she flew off the bike and just instantly died. Oh, no shit. Yeah. There was all over the news a here. one Yeah, the motorcycle scene that they had in the second one.
02:15:23
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Oh, where he's he was. It was a woman that did it. And she took the risk on this thing. And they did the calculation. They went and did it over and over again. I don't know how they maybe she missed it or someone that was the on scene missed it. And she made that turn and she blew up the bike and instantly died.
02:15:40
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yeah Yeah, but those movies were all shot here. If you see the first first movie that scene where in the first ah beginning where they, uh, the car fights and everything, it's actually here in Vancouver downtown area on the bridge. I've heard that.
02:15:57
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Yeah, it's in in Vancouver and they had a green screen also that was placed in between and they did some ah ah the buildings and stuff. They were changing it a little bit and stuff. And then there was another end scene was actually done at the dock where they actually have the containers come in for us from all over the world, the countries and stuff where they the ship all those the containers and they have this area. So they use that area and they had a huge green screen that they like we had to set up and everything. And they did the scene over there. So majority of it all was in Vancouver. They shot. They shoot a lot of movies in Vancouver, though. In Vancouver, there's a lot of movie that they shoot here. Even TV show Soprano was also shot here. A couple of scenes.
02:16:45
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Yeah, because we have a fundings for ah the Flint Festival. I work for Skydance, the company itself. So a lot of the movies that Mission Impossible and stuff is done.
02:16:57
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ah in Vancouver like yeah and their studio, their studio is actually like not even that far from me, about 20 minutes. They have a sound stage where they do green screen and stuff and a bunch of stuff that they do. Like even the scene where like, you know, ah in Mission Possible where he ah Tom Cruise is walking in a Russian hat, he goes into that vault or whatever in ghost protocol when he comes out of the thing, it was actually done in screen screen when he comes out and the whole building blows up or whatever. That was all done on, on soundstage here in Vancouver. Did anybody watch the fall guy movie? Yes. well got no I loved it. I loved it. ah no that is tzel Yeah. It's just, you can kick back. There's no narrative. I mean, if you, if people want to put a narrative on it, it's just a tribute to all those, to all the stunt people past and present. That's it.
02:17:48
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well it but it it does have a storyline it's basically he's he's and detective yeah yeah playing detective my and it's playing detective the whole time but it's so good but that age was man that gmc pickup though man all that gor and is white title they basically they basically took the new style of gmc truck like twenty twenty four the madeta like a heritage ah heritages edition oh is you very loud okay the jee i think you're the
02:18:25
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don't tell me yeah what first i said yeah i said it better not be ja va the first one first canadian and that you like enough okay southern fuck that guy first Secondly, it'd be Ryan Reynolds, because I mean, you can oh yeah can't beat that. Yeah, he's amazing. His comedy it's comedy's just phenomenal, bro. Oh, I was just talking about his body and face and everything about it. That's the fall guy truck. That's basically what they did. Yeah. Yeah. It was a good movie. I enjoyed the hell out of it. I still need to watch it. I heard good things about it.
02:19:07
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I don't think it did great in the box office because everybody was waiting for it to come to streaming, which still isn't on streaming. No, you can rent it, but it's not on streaming. You can rent it on digital. Oh, I have a website that I can watch anything. Oh, I can do that. That's infringing my work. I could if I wanted, but that's infringing my work, this thing. So I can't really do that. But that way, Jeff is the captain now. Yeah. If I do that, I'll lose my job.
02:19:38
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Oh, that's the reason why. Speaking on on about paying for things and college football. Holy fucking shit. Yeah, I heard all I wanted to do today. all that Oh, I totally. I totally do. But holy fucking shit, dude, all I want to do behind like you, whatever Ohio State and the only place that I could watch it is Fubo.
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02:20:08
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Oh, really? I don't. Yeah. And I don't want cable. I don't want cable television. You know what I do? and You don't need. I have a separate app that I watch all my sports on in Canada. The ends, the NZ or whatever. And I get all the sports I want and you just pay like a yearly 50 bucks or something. where I'm talking about American football. Yeah. That's what I mean. American football.
02:20:32
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he said um like you can put a watch like football baseball and and and football too man I just can't wait till January starts picking up I'm saying football means soccer because we still call football here not soccer yeah you guys we have Canadian football yeah and then American football Yeah, you got Canadian League, too. But January, rugby season. But Fubo's fucking $80 a month. Yo, every time rugby plays, like, New Zealand kicks ass, man. Like, they're fucking awesome. and I know. Canada's tough, though. Yeah, they are. Canada is tough. But no yeah, but the new did New Zealand all ferns? Man, don't mess with them, ladies. No, they're fucking awesome, man. Hell yeah, dude. I have a major crush on Stacey Walker.
02:21:20
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what's that what's that american rugby player that chick the the one that's all over f***ing ticktock alona mar yeah yeah she just did a uh sports illustrated swimsuit we get it you're british shut up that chick is that chick is ill yeah see i said football leggy i'm being she gets like she gets but like she told me i had a good laugh i should be nice A lot of the haters online, like they, they body shame her and shit. I'm like, you can't, I think she looks amazing. Yeah. It looks okay. I wish I looked as good as she did. I follow her TikTok. I think she's sexy as hell. Jeff, you look about as good as my tiki toe after I kick it on a fucking coffee table, dude. You wish it looked good. That's not even saying much, so don't worry.
02:22:08
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I have broken my ah my ah pinky toe. That is exactly why I'm as brave as I am. like ah Running, running like into my kitchen and then hitting the side of the door and just like, you know, the nail came off and I, so I guess I snapped it yeah two and broke the toe. It's fixed, but now it's all healed. in nail off but a toe is Yeah. Took the nail off and broke the bone. Like didn't like fully break it, but like cracked it.
02:22:35
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you. you know yeah A couple of years ago, I went to kick one of my son's like little toy balls. Yeah, chi carra I heard was you wanted to kick your son. I mean, that's ryan I want to but I haven't yet. But like I kicked one of his toy balls towards his room and I kicked it pretty hard. Well, I also kicked my door frame. Oh,
02:22:56
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and like my middle toe banana peeled at the top. Oh, oh my God, it was fucking delicious blood on the floor and shit. It was it was great. Always like the ocean who crossed the ocean.
02:23:13
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the You know, ah my my in my culture, when we go to the temples and stuff, we can't wear shoes, right? So there was a festival in Singapore when I was there visiting family and stuff. And I went to the festival and everybody was like, whatever. And I had like a $5 slipper. So I didn't really care. So I put it wherever everybody, this thing, my slipper was stolen. So I went home all the way on the bus with no, no shoes at all. I didn't even go and buy a shoe either. I just like, fuck it. I'm just going barefoot. So I walked the whole.
02:24:02
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back on but well looking is it acceptable exactly but it was socks and into a simple ah you can you can wear socks and go in but it's so hot there that why would you wear a sock you go to like say singapore it's like ten thousand degrees yeah it's like almost like ninety to a hundred sometimes it gets I hate it when people wear fucking shoes around my house because my kids are terrible but but terrible about eating and cleaning up about after themselves That's so food gets on my fucking floors and I have hardwood floors. Yeah. I step all over that shit. I lose my mind like clean up the mess. I keep stepping. I wear I wear those ah house slippers like the you know, i I wake up in the morning. I put socks on and put my I put my put a pair of Nikes on and I won't take them off till I go to bed. But your butt plug in. I like I.
02:25:01
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i have I have tile floors. So like if somebody spills some water, you're going to fall on your ass if you're not wearing shoes, period. Yeah, you slip. And my my stairs are made out of concrete, but they're they're they have a glass coating on them. So like they're super slippery. If there's water on the stairs, you're dead. it's open Oh, yeah, those so slipper slipper things. Yeah, it's like cushion slippers.
02:25:31
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Listen, I got to make I got to make better friends with you. Like, but he's never he's never up here. Like slippers like that. No, I got it for Christmas. I can't wear I can't wear sandals or Crocs or and they freak me out. I'm a big I'm a big like advocate for slides, socks and slides ah go hard. No, because the most I'm also the kind of guy that at at any second I can be like, you know what, I need to go to fucking Home Depot. OK, go to Home Depot and slides.
02:26:01
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Exactly. I love it when I go in public and people, I mean, because I don't like them anyway. I mean, they're less inclined to actually talk to me if they think I'm like, I'll raise it to be anyway.
02:26:14
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How lazy I am like I don't put on my shoes when I'm in the house or I don't when I if I'm going to the store if I'm going to go get gas I don't put on my shoes. I'll put on my aqua socks cuz I just sled I'm on a simple one I walk around an aqua socks and I'm like I don't give a fuck cuz I see people like go to Walmart They're in their PJs of and Crocs and shit like they're about to go to bed i don't go but almo side unless i'm wearing proper clothes legy do you see the average age of the oh You wouldn't go out in your play pj Know what here? No, I have I've done it when I was in my 20s, but but anymore I I wear jeans and jean shorts or or or cargo shorts Yeah, um and and I don't wear say I don't even go to the beach wearing sandals. I Wear tennis shoes to the beach. I don't give a fuck You are definitely a definite white guy. I have so white but I don't I I have this weird thing I don't I hate my feet, but I don't I
02:27:15
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I don't wear sandals. I wear sandals for. So you would just wear shoes though. You don't wear like Crocs and sandals and stuff. tenni shoes i'll die I wear sandals for like six months once. And here's the weird thing. I have this, I have a weird group of friends where they're like, Hey, you want to take my motorcycle for a ride? And I'm like, yeah. Oh shit. I'm wearing sandals. I can't do it yeah now. I don't have that problem.
02:27:39
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I just yeah sure let's do it because people will tune their their vehicle or tune their motorcycle and then ask me to test it oh So just wear like slip-on shoes Yes,
02:27:54
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like you have that face to start a conversation because every time I went out with you and and Somebody will come up to her and ask her something every time You know, I'd be like growing this thing. They all come and talk to her I can't even get the employees at Home Depot to talk to me because I know more than they do. I go in full Ron Swanson. Yeah, I was going to say, okay, Ron Swanson. They're like, I know more than you. I could build this building with my eyes closed. What was that shop meeting stuff?
02:28:35
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Yeah, he goes and he's like, when you try it, like try vegan bacon, he throws a dress. Oh, yeah when yeah. When they go to Whole Foods, vegan, another, another, uh, sir. Uh, I can't give you any more. I'll take one. And she throws away. I'm making sure that nobody eats this abomination. Oh, I agree. I actually did that. I did the turf and turf. I don't do, I don't do.
02:29:04
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I had, I had a, I had a, I had a porterhouse steak and then right on top, I had a fucking strip steak and then I had like some grilled shrimp and I'm like, I got a turf. I got turf and turf and it's sort of, you got to serve it. What you need to do is you put the shrimp in between two pieces of meat and make yourself a really. Yeah. So I got, so I got the, I got the surf turf and turf. Wow. I love lobster. Like Brian, have you ever done a captain hook here? No.
02:29:34
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Captain Hook, it's a pirate ship. You go out and it's a show and they have. I see. I see. it I have a photo of it that where it's like it's on an all ship. Yeah, it's a tall ship to go out there. One of them is Captain Hook and one of them is called the camera. The other one was called. But it's basically the same thing, but they have the best surf and turf meal. And I don't eat seafood. I just don't do seafood, but I do love lobster. OK.
02:30:00
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So when when my wife and I go, we usually go like once a year. A, because I get it for free. B, I usually go on my birthday. Nice. And when I go, my wife does not like lobster, but she loves seafood. I'm like, well, I'll tell you what, we'll both get the serve and serve. I'll take your lobster. I'll give you my steak for the night. That way I get two big fuck things of lobster, two big old tubs of butter. Damn. And I will have me some fucking serve and serve. Oh.
02:30:29
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Do you eat their heads too? No, they just do tails. Check my tail. They just do tails. Oh, I went to one here in Nova Scotia and you get lobster dinners everywhere because they they catch them right in the water. Right. Yeah. So we get the whole thing with the head and everything. So why will we we went to a surf and surf. Oh, man. I suck on the head and everything. It's the best. Actually, you know, it's a restaurant here gave me just gave me an idea.
02:31:00
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there There used to be, it used to be called something else. and It was overly racist. It was called the plantation house. yeah so So they changed it. And I can't remember what it's called now, but they like, you know, the statues and home alone, that the bands, they had those, but they were like six feet tall and very, very, very, very, very black. And you're like, yeah wow, I see what you did there. ah So they got rid of those. They call it something else, but they, they actually do the fresh lobster thing. Oh, nice.
02:31:30
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I've never been just because it's stupid expensive. Yeah. Even, Oh yeah. That meal was like almost 50 or 60 bucks for, which was cheap because if you come to Vancouver, it would mean like a hundred or $200 played because all there's like they get it off the shelf. If I want to go to a really nice expensive meal here, they have a place called, uh,
02:31:57
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It's an Argentinian restaurant. It's called, um, Oh my gosh, I've got the name of it. It's a steakhouse, but they literally walk around with meat and then they set a skewer on your table and carved meat off the skewer. Oh, that's called Brazilian steakhouse or something. Yeah. It's a Brazilian steakhouse. Yeah. yes characaria It's called Mr. Pampas. Okay. And it's, it's a buffet. So you have you like your fruits and veg and you, you know, your, your sides, but they literally walk around all night with meat.
02:32:26
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Yeah, and we have a little disk that half of it's green, half of it's red. yeah If you want them to stop coming, you turn it red. right I never turn mine red and until I'm ready to walk out the door. Exactly. You got a me coma. Yeah. And like that that's the place you don't drive to? No. like I don't drink when I'm there. I drink soda. But I'm not driving home because I'm sleeping all the way home. It's me coma.
02:32:55
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right food and meat sweat most wets all that shit too i'll do that Yeah, like the Brazilian second. Yeah, the trascarias man shit. Yeah, like good meat lamb steak. Pecanha sausages. Yeah, Pecanha sausages, but then the the little cheesy the cheesy bread balls. Yeah.
02:33:17
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And then you got your hot and cold ah bar they have. You can go and select whatever you want. And they're asking me, like what do you like to drink? I'm like, I'll have the smoky old-fashioned, please. And they do it right, too. I don't do. I don't drink. You don't drink? um I do, but I drink on occasion. Oh, OK. The last time I drank was here on the show when Steven pissed me off and I drank that bottle of wine. Yes.
02:33:46
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Yeah, everybody saw that. But i like i i know I'm not really. Oh, no, I drink entire bottle of wine next to the car. I don't I'm not a big drinker. I've never been a big drink. And and usually when I drink, it's usually just beer. In my younger days, I do drink a lot, but not a like not the point of alcoholic, but I've slowed down a lot. Like I used to when I first moved here, I, of course, was single. And it if it moved, I was like, how are you doing?
02:34:16
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Um, and I would go to the bar every day. There's a park. b Brian's been there. It's called the Mongo. I get in free. Yeah. And you can walk into that place, throw a stick in any direction, find about 15 people, to go bed with that night. damn Like you don't have to ask them. Well, it's not even sleazy bar. It's, it's, it's a tourist town. Oh, okay. Okay. So you' pick they're here for a week.
02:34:42
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And you never have to see them again, so they're they're down. yeah And this is also back in 2001. I want to go there. That's the one place I haven't gone. I went to Mexico City and Acapulco. That's it. I haven't been to Cancun yet. ah Mexico City was not bad. It's just the smell was kind of weird. It made me feel like I was in India. right Yeah. As soon as you step out of that airport, it's like you could smell that. but And India is the same way.
02:35:08
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Mexico City, everything feels like it's got dust on it. Like it's dirty that way. I don't know if it's like a desert or something, but it's like sand everywhere and dirt. Yeah. it feels Oh. OK, so I'm looking at Southwest Airlines. I'm looking at the vacation packages. Yeah. So for Planet Hollywood Adult Scene Cancun and Autograph Collection All Inclusive,
02:35:36
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Five nights, five nights at the five nights at the hotel. So flight and airfare. One thousand two hundred twenty one dollars per person. ah That's include the hotel and everything to that. That's right. That's right. Hotel now that on another one, on another one. Secrets Riviera Cancun Resort. All inclusive. Now, Robin is Secrets is.
02:36:01
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um um I got to find out location the location of secrets. but yeah so no it's it's in the rivia it's the riviera maya yeah so is not close to anything unless you're on there that's why it's cheap so but but anyway for five nights five nights air pair and hotel ah one thousand two hundred eighty one dollars per person pretty much right yeah they're just pretty much just almost the same if you're not playing i leaving the the resort it's perfect Yeah. Oh, and then I would go take a tuk tuk or something out to the wherever else. No, because it's literally on a highway. They go to the DR. Holy shit. They go to the R. So so Cancun and let me see if I can find a map here. OK.
02:36:51
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okay
02:36:54
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Oh, I didn't know. Wait, were you has an adult only? I didn't see. Oh, the color. Oh, call I love the Rio. Well, that well, I went to, I went to the, re with well, the last time I stayed there, I stayed at the, the Rio grand, grand palace. Okay. I know where that is. Yeah. That's what I stayed there. But the, yeah, but the Ryu palace, uh, Kukulan adults only. Yeah. Um, so five nights airfare and hotel, $1,160 per person. Why is that cheaper? What the heck? It's like a hundred dollars cheaper.
02:37:33
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So that's what you do. I'm going to like do a homework on that's my screen here. oh Share my screen and kind of see i went I just went to Google Maps. Yeah. So this is the hotel zone. OK, so but so like the there's the secrets of the vine, which is where all the that's where most the college kids stay. OK, the Kukla can where Brian's talking about is right around here.
02:38:02
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Oh, so it's a little more into the city. all but Well, no, all the clubs are right here. Oh, that's why. Okay. Gotcha. So if you were staying over there, you would have to drive a little further. Yeah, but that also stayed. so They have buses that literally run this route the entire time. yeah All the way down through here um yeah on that. Okay. That highway was talking about what what was the other one you were talking about?
02:38:29
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the U.S. that is on ah no the the one on the riy arm maya oh ah let me get back to it
02:38:44
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this is the riviera maya it is literally a highway that
Vacationing in Cancun
02:38:49
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goes from the hotel zone canu to portoalles and and yeah p pi of car and So oh but the Planet Hollywood, the Planet Hollywood one or the secret? No, Planet Hollywood's in. It's a secret. Yeah. Yeah, that's a secret. That was the secret. They're saying so. So I would take a secret. I wouldn't. They are literally all on the River Amaya. OK, so the are the buses all run that way, then? No, they don't run down the road outside. OK, so only on that other top side. OK, like that's the highway.
02:39:22
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So literally, the hotel's right on the highway shit. So you got to get a driver to the whole. Yeah, you get a driver. However, if you want to go back here. Oh, my gosh. Well, let me go back. There it goes. and So if you go up here to the hotel zone. Yeah, that area. Yeah. And you drop in. Yeah, that's all the hotels right there.
02:39:47
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Yep. Oh, yeah. that This is what I see all the time. And I look up that right here is where the American Consulate is this actually. Yeah. so Nice. um But you go down here, you go over here. This is the biggest mall in Latin America. Yeah. I heard about that one. Yeah. I mean, they got it all. Yeah. But if you go back, like, for instance, if I go up here, this is the where all the clubs are.
02:40:16
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ah i develop up the senior frogs coco pogo then i saw like the so that's the party town right there and then there there was like another club by a flea market i do say yeah saw that this is the this is the plazacar this is the flea market yeah so yeah cause it cause right across from it yeah red across from it was the ah panama jack but now they changed that
02:40:41
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I saw it too long Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the Spider-Man ready for it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. think And then right here, you got La Vaquita. Yeah. for us know And then right ahead, directly ahead, is is the Ryu. That's where I stayed at. Oh, the Ryu? OK. Yeah, the Ryu Grand Palace. OK. Yeah, the Ryu Grand Palace. That's where I stayed at. Nice.
02:41:12
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and The only way you you can't miss it because it's like a big old eight. It has like a big old gap. Do you have like the Yeah, that's it. This goes down this way to a big you turn and this is the real bounce around. Yeah That's cool, but yeah, and then and then if you go further down further down going to the left Yeah, it it curves around here and yeah go around this 24 7. Yep um I mean twenty seven so yeah, so like the walke because the clubs close at 6 a.m. Damn Yeah, you party all night. Yeah, it's that's one review hotel further the down. That's another re review. Yeah, and real well, then it'll be perfect and then yeah, and then curve around to the left and then It's the only place I haven't been to but I've been
02:42:03
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I had that man after staying with through you I got the egg because we're always going to like the uh, the little shows Yeah, right where the pharmacy is I used to have a video store. I owned a video store there for a short time it was like we did video rentals uh, well, we rented dvds and stuff and all right Players and I did really well. There's one of the buses. I just saw it. Yeah, you you won't survive now. It's videos gone yeah Now you just have to start your own streaming site and everything down through here. Yeah, it's all the. I see the hotels and there used to be so I'm going to get down here to the pirate ships. Show you guys. Oh, that's the the wood lobster. Yeah, the the foot the photo of the ship, the photo of the ship the part of the tall ship. It's on my camera, not on my phone. I thought I took it on my phone. Oh, OK.
02:43:01
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I got to drive off. I got to go all the way to the.
02:43:07
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Now we're coming up right here. This is this is the entrance to book the book, which is a private it is like there's homes and stuff. I used to have an Internet cafe in there. Oh, I can't do that anymore. Everybody's going to. Yeah, Wi-Fi the host. Who cares?
02:43:30
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I mean, they still have those internet cafes in India, too. Oh, yeah. they Well, they still have them here, too. Are they? OK. There's a couple of miracles like it. Yes, it's technically still a third world country, so not everybody has that internet in their house. Yeah. Which is still far in between, but it's usually the poor areas that have it. Yeah. This is Playa Tortugas.
02:43:54
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This is one of the... This is where all the locals go to be. That's the Ryu Hotel I stayed at right there. That one right there? Yeah. With the open gap. Yeah, that's where I stayed at. Ryu. Yeah, it says Ryu. Yeah, Ryu Grand Palace. Nice. Yeah. That's a nice hotel. It's huge. And then, and then got on the... Yeah, then, like, we went, walked about five minutes and then we got on a ferry to go to East... to go to East La Mujeres. Oh, nice. There's the pirate ships. Oh, right on the water.
02:44:23
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all the top yeah all the tall scripts this one is captain hook and this one is the yeah and it goes out in the in the end of the the bay yeah and it does like there's the jungle to boats too oh you drive those it's it's certainly fun but ah i just get on je yeah rent anddo
02:44:45
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nice well no what they do with the with the jungle tour what they do is they give you it's a two person boat and you can get up to four people in a boat but you play follow the leader and they take you out into the lagoon and they take you out into the ocean and then you scuba dive or snorkel oh wow 45 minutes and then go back that's like a two and a half hour trip nice love has i i the one company i've been banned from yeah because I know what I'm doing, and I know that I can lift my boat up to a really big angle on a corner. They won't let me do it tomorrow. But the other company, one of my good buddies, yeah owns the company. So if I get bored, I can call him up and be like, hey, here's my out. Let me borrow your one of your boats. Yeah, take it out. And I'll be gone for like six hours. Six kids and a wife out on these. And we'll just jet around the water.
02:45:41
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Nice. He's like, if you get in trouble, give me a call. Yeah. Haven't gotten caught yet. But I want to buy one because they only use like a 10 horsepower motor. Right. And I keep telling them, I said, I want to buy buy buy one and put like a 50, 60 horse on it. Yeah. So go fast just to see what I can do. Just don't rip the boat. But the the cool thing is the way that the hull is designed on them, it is impossible to flip the boat.
02:46:12
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Right, right. And they tell you that when they sell it to you, because I always in the way I get them tell me is like, what if I flip the boat? They're like, it's impossible to flip it. And I'm like challenging. Pretty much. I constantly try to flip it because it's literally designed not to flip. Right. Because it'll get to a really steep angle and then skid. It won't flip. It's really cool. It's the way they built it.
02:46:39
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But, uh, you can't go to school. The front thing is like, if I go back to the map and I switched back over the layers. You know, it's the like really tripped out thing though, like the, yeah when I took the ferry to go to East Loom, my head is, I felt like I was on a yacht. So, you know, really? Yeah. The ferries that they use. This is right where the, those, those pirate ships are, right? Yeah. I'm over here. So you are like on the other side of the, we're good. I live in the city.
02:47:09
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OK, let's find where I am. So take you. So it'll take you a while to get to. On that area. Yeah, so the only thing I got to do is like when I go back, I just like send them a message like, hey, I mean, I'm in town. Let's go. Exactly. Let's go drink. Right here is my house. Right. So like if I like the ah the Google. Will cooperate.
02:47:40
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doesn't it doesn't even go to my house but it's right down there it doesn't go down it won't go down here but like every morning i get up and i walk right on this sidewalk yeah and i walk all the way down here wow that's the beer store oh nice go to six yeah and i walk all the way straight through here oh wow right up here at the end is the store I go to every single morning. So you walk all the way to the store? Yeah, I walk here every day right there. Oh, yeah, yeah, I've seen those in Acapulco and Mexico. Yeah. Oh, XOX. They call them the Oxo. Yeah, Oxo. Yeah. And I go here every single day. Yeah. and It literally from it's like it's like you guys in 7-Eleven pretty much. Yeah. From here to my door every day.
02:48:37
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If I go from my house to here and back, I can make it there at 20 minutes. Yeah. When you go there to get beer, when we first landed, we actually went to the store and we actually got beer out of the store and we were drinking it while we were on the. This year is now a college. Oh, is it? And you know, when I go in here, there's like 50 people online now. Oh, shit. Damn.
02:49:04
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Like I always wanted like rent like do a rent a scooter and go just go cruising through Cancun But man seeing how these motherfuckers drive. I'm like, yeah they No, they don't man. I'm busted a lot of ah punch buggies over there Like well, I mean, I mean like the buses dude It's like the moment is the moment about to stop and the doors open you just jump on you don't like step on and no no go No, so if I go down here And I I've walked it. I walk this all the time, too Yes. Goes down here. Nice area. Yeah. Somewhat. This is the store I go buy my groceries at every day, every weekend. Nice. This is the Soriana. Soriana. My barbershop and the whole nine yard. I can literally. Is that my ex-girlfriend's bar? No fucking way. No, we we went to they actually had a Walmart at the
02:50:02
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Acapulco and right here. Yeah, right. There's my laundry room. It's not there yet in this picture. Oh There's a there's a 24-hour laundromat here. Oh, I guess when whenever I do come in I just let you know I'm in town and then I guess I guess you're putting me on the grill, huh? Yeah sort of like environmental yeah Okay, I'll go buy a grill but I'll do that but not only like and bret cri be Like I got his beat before you of those no One place the first place I'm gonna take you to and obviously if I could find it and I'll show it to you I really want to go back to like Escaretto. I love Escaretto It's great it's got it's it's yeah i
02:50:56
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I want to do the ziplining through the caves. I have not done that. I just went to the basic one where you go snorkeling. Oh, no, you need to go or yeah explore. Yeah, explore. But I've done them one but um've i've just done the regular one where you go snorkeling, and then you know I swam with sharks. um I wanted to do the underground. Did you do the one with the dolphins? No, that well, I didn't see one. A friend that did that one. But ah I was swimming with the nurse sharks. That was pretty cool. Oh, nice. Yeah, I didn't do that. There's a little hat.
02:51:25
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so real quick. I'm going to mute this but um this is explore. This is the the park explore. You go there. They got lines. It's important. They have 14 different zip lines. They go through like into the caves and all that stuff. Um there's the paddle boards. I'll definitely get a GoPro and attach it to my body. Oh yeah. All you need all day It's got a full buffet. Dude, yeah, I know that. Man, that could the for Bill is on point. There's a place here. The Cebiche is on point. There's a place here that I'm going to take you, Brian. It's a fucking hole in the wall out of this guy's house, but he makes the best cochonita in all of Cancun. Nice. No shit. And if like, if you go there on a Sunday, you're going to be there two hours just waiting in line.
02:52:24
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Wow. Nice. But he sir hes he makes it every single day. Right. And it's amazing. Like you you you mentioned, you've been to Parkolas Plopas. Yeah. so the The food there is shit, comparatively speaking, to every other place that I go to. All right. It's good, but it's not my first fucking choice. There's a place across from Home Depot that serves ah
02:52:54
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I mean, where's Home Depot?
02:53:01
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They serve, there it is. There's Home Depot. Damn, maybe I should like go stay at the Escalade Hotel. The Escalade Hotel, because if you stay there, then you have access to access all the parts. Yeah, access to all three parts, because it's literally like a shuttle goes there every day. However, it's harder for me to get Yeah. Yeah. Um, there's a place right here. So right across from the store here, kisses this place right here. labona Barbara goa in all of Cancun and it is two floors on a Sunday. It is fucking packed packed on this street. I don't ever recommend anybody driving on this road. Yeah. Mofers are crazy.
02:53:53
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are they insane over there driving no I know I should you know like that that's why I said earlier like whenever because we rode the bus a couple times and when the bus rolls up man we're like one two three with that we jump on because like that motherfucker don't yeah you don't do stopping nobody he just stops for like two seconds and then he takes off you gotta have that have that dollar bill in hand play you go yeah very in today dollar so i'm I'm used to it because I i used to go to India and it's almost the same thing they do over there, too.
Unique Finds in Mexico
02:54:24
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Like, they don't follow the lines, they don't follow nothing. They just weave through traffic like crazy. The first McDonald's Cancun ever had. Oh, did they? Yeah. McDonald's been here forever, but that's the first one. Yeah. ah Walmart. this This place has some of the coolest shit you'll ever buy. They have a couch that is 57 Chevy back in.
02:54:46
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Oh, nice. They got they got a sauna that is for your house. But it looks like a giant oak barrel. Oh, nice. It's expensive. Yeah. I haven't bought it yet. Walmart's right over here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they have Walmart's everywhere in Mexico when they when I was there. And Costco is just up the road for me. OK, the place I was, I don't think they had Costco.
02:55:16
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where We're going too far because there's an IHOP here too. What? I want to see if it's on. IHOP get up there. What the hell? They just added IHOP a couple, ah I guess we're not at Walmart yet. There's Walmart right here. There's the bus. Yes, the bank. And IHOP, there's the Dairy Queen. IHOP, this building right here is now an IHOP. It used to be an afterpiece. Now it's an IHOP.
02:55:44
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That place brian you'd like that el porton i'm not a big fan of apple bees El porton is all up there. I thought sam's was gone In america's gone like in washington is actually gone. The one they had cosco took over. We got a cosco uh, the cosco is About a mile Right the other side of the building. Yeah, we got a city club here, too Yeah, Washington, they don't have a Sam's sc Club there anymore. They used to. This is Cancun's version of Chinatown. Oh, yeah. that that That's like that's like the weirdest thing, because I yeah I'm like I'm in Mexico, but there's a Chinatown in this bitch is that in building is owned by Asian guys. Yeah. Yeah. and but yes which ah Yeah. it is It is weird, too, because like when my buddy told me like he went to when he went to Puerto Rico for his honeymoon.
02:56:39
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They have a Chinatown in Puerto Rico as well. They got one in Mexico City, too. It blew my mind. Yeah, Mexico ca City has one. There's a bar here. I didn't have one. Rip dive. What up, man? Been to yet. It's right over here. He's doing a show tonight. He's emptying a show. This bar is called 666. It is the only biker bar I know of. ah why Oh, Corona. When it's open.
02:57:08
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When it's open, this whole area is just nothing but bike fill bikes. Filled with bikes. OK.
02:57:15
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Yeah, the fat boy is doing a show. I'm seeing a show. Yeah, there's another Oxo. But yeah, and this goes right into the hotel zone. Show us your ass. I drive. Pussy. All the way through.
02:57:33
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but i'm trying to i'm trying to remember there was a theyhouses across from the the
02:57:43
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across from the hotel when i first stayed at the the paradesis i am um ours become staple office space became staple for us ah we have we have two we have an office depot we have an office there's an office depot um max and estate
02:58:07
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I'm trying to go over here. The mall that I buy everything. Oh, shit. I forgot to get it. I forgot y'all got a Nymphus. What? There you go, Brian. Oh, nice. Yeah, Nymphus Cafe is like like the ah to my palace. What the hell is a Dubai Palace? Dubai Palace is a casino.
02:58:30
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Oh, OK. And then this one here, this is the Royal Yak. It's also a casino and it's in the mall. Oh, nice. So there it is. There's the Royal Yak. It's like that. It's him. Oh, H and&M. Yeah, H&M. It's everywhere. It is everywhere. OK, that's OK. That's what it is. Chambal Chambal Cancun. That's ah that's the one I wanted to check out. This is the mall. Right.
02:58:59
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This is the main mall everybody goes to. Nice. Like underground parking. Yeah. But like it's also, there's there's like 15 to 20 malls in an eight kilometer space. Right. Like Cancun is not very big. No. It is literally 10 kilometers across. Yeah. But it'll take you an hour and a half. It's like five miles for Americans.
02:59:27
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Yes. Like he asked, wait, who's a nine? What? I don't know. And both me. I'm an info. Always. How are you doing? yeah Hey, Jeff. i don' yeah Hey, Jeff. Check it out. That was the restaurant. That's the restaurant I want to check out. OK. Nin Faz. Oh, yeah I know that place. Yeah. I've never been. Look at. Yeah. No, but just like share that.
02:59:57
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good this place, this place is supposedly really good.
03:00:04
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Oh, it's like fine dining. Yeah, like but I wanted to try that. Is that a squid like tend to go with COVID? Yeah, no, it's on fire. No, on the bottom. Oh, that's Laura's hammer right there. Right there. Right there. Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. That octopus. OK. Yeah. Yeah. So it is a technical. I fucking hate octopus. Yeah, I'm not a big fan. I'll eat squid. I'll eat calamari. But I absolutely despise octopus. Man, but they but they sell they sell Kobe beef and Wagyu. Oh, my God. They charge us for three hundred. Probably like five hundred bucks from that state.
03:00:39
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don stay There's a I was trying to find the mr. Pompas here, but I don't know where there's a oh worry we're not sorry I'm not convinced you haven't told me on Mexico. Well, I have been to Mexico City and Acapulco. So that's why I was asking them about it because this is the area. So let me back out here. It's not like he's not sold into that. That's OK. We're not sold on Scotland. So it's OK. Hey, what do you mean? I like when I went there. but I want to buy my next house.
03:01:10
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Yeah. She's picking on Jeffy. I'm having his back. The only problem is, they there are a little over two million of them. Well, I got Leggy's back right there. ah She's picking on him. These apartments are two million apiece. If you want to pick on Jeff, you've got to come on the show. Right on the water.
03:01:29
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it's
03:01:32
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Instead of hiding in the comments. Two million apiece to live there. Keep hiding behind you. What'd she say?
03:01:47
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I'm solving on Mexico. but It's living here is a. Yeah, because I would have to buy a flake. It's one of those things that like you can't it's not not everybody could do it.
03:02:02
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No, I know that sounds weird. Like like going from the States to live in here full time. It's a culture shock. thing Yeah, it's a cold different change for me. I've lived in in the kind of environment, so I'm used to it. Well, it's like but you were mentioned going to India is Mexico. They have a concept of personal space, not like in India. Yeah. So I hate that shit. Right here. Here's the right. Here's the water park. So yeah, that's what the equal part is. Correct.
03:02:32
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I love Iskra. The only problem I have with Iskra is. ah Can you say bless it? Can you say that? I said i didn't think the British people were allowed to say that.
03:02:46
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that's him, but she had to be a southern... I mean, I thought it was a really cool park, man. I mean... It's a beautiful park, don't you know? Where is that? Obviously, Cancun. That is incorrect. This is... It's the Iscran park. My attraction in Mexico, Cancun, obviously, it says right there. So they pick you up from your hotel and they take you It's basically like a natural park. Uh-huh. And you know, they have all these animals and stuff and you spend the entire, you're there. Oh, is that an iguana? Yeah. You see a lot of those. You see a lot of those everywhere. Yeah. I know. There's on the beach and everything. You see a lot of iguanas. Yeah. It's, but they don't do anything to you. But for my money is shell hot. I love shell hot. Okay.
03:03:44
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okay
03:03:46
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She'll ha is a natural water park. That is the best snorkeling on the planet. Oh, so planning. Oh, yeah. Oh, so planning to go ziplining right into the water. I am down. twenty four hour I can eat. I can drink all day. Nice. Like I said, it literally looks like that in the water. That's beautiful fish. That tower.
03:04:14
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that tower i fuck love water Yeah slide most likely yeah, and you climb the fucking Three hours that takes to get the top and then you slide your ass down And they do it again. Yeah, it's fucking blast but everything with exception up like costs There are things that cost extra this this bicycle on the zipline costs extra. Yeah, but I do you michael go steve five different restaurants yeah that that thing killed steve or you eyes these restaurants the bars o from the second you get there until they
03:04:49
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so pretty good oh the p is good they got five different buets yeah yeah like go you want just murder surprise they got it and that that was a cool thing like it like staying at the same three you I mean you have like all the other you have like the main but when you got a little small spots but at the close but they have people that do burgers hot dogs and fries oh nice oh look at me to get stuck in yeah they're called it it's called it they call it hammock island it's literally just a section of the park that is like 300 hammocks
03:05:25
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See if I went if I went out here you would never catch me more than like a hundred meters from the water Oh, right. That's I fucking I fucking love the water. there's That's the underground summary the summary. you Yeah the yellow It costs extra but like Yeah, cuz I read across a pair of deuces. They had like the aqua world and Lee you rent jits kiwis and and or wave runners Open or after it's closed because that is always filled with people it has a the world's longest natural lazy river ah wow do that all that' du seeing i love it i i can drive there and about forty minutes ah kind wow yeah i'm down to do that man i know right like oh look at the parro oh yeah ah The cool thing about Brian was mentioned is correct at is correct. They do a show at the end of the night. Oh yeah. the history of Mexico.
03:06:30
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history it's all france but it's all put to music so you can kind of follow what's going along but it is yeah Nice. yeah every time See, when I was in Mexico, I knew a few words and stuff like that, so I used it, and they all thought I was Mexican. The the cooks there were like, oh, you Mexican? I said, no, I'm Indian.
03:06:52
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but I can see like yeah, but still no but but there's also There's obviously like there's a fairly distinct difference between i I know I've seen a Mexican who look like an Indian and yeah actual michael like dark like like mean There's also there's also guys walk around that are as white as leggy that don't speak a word fucking English. Yeah its a hard that's why yeah like goes why that that lawyer and look at but like I like Mexico City. The only problem I have in Mexico City is all the people. There's way too many fucking people. No, yeah I don't like people. That's my problem with Mexico. Here you go, Jeff. ah This one's the that show. The history of Mexico. Yeah, I love this.
03:07:44
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it's a giant rain that very hard to believe that there's anyone walking on as pale as me ah promise there is yeah that's the arena yeah yeah you can do this show with a dinner for extra yeah yeah we we we pay for the whole yeah stories up top and and the performances when they come up from the floor has a projection it's a giant how soccer came around it's it's actually a mix of hockey feel lucky
03:08:15
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And soccer where they literally that's how they would do it in kind of basketball that feeling oh And they play a full game, oh they play with the basketball Well, no that that I was like the sports they played That was the sport were they played back in what's the fucking thing? Well the Mayans used to play with the fucking with the ball. That's like on the wall Yeah, they got that here too. They use yeah. Yeah that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they use their hip. They play a full game Yeah, you got to use your hip. You can't use anything else. Yeah. They use their hip, and they'll get into it through there. They can also use it. Can you use your belly?
03:08:54
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Glick would be amazing if you could use your. Well, the thing is. You would grab that fucking cannonball, right? They actually they would they started originally, they played with the head of. Dude, they are. Yeah. And the loser always got sacrifice sacrifice. Yeah, the losers know the winners. You got to go deep in there and like you didn't find that be a person.
03:09:20
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But yeah, but then they'll show like how the conquistadors came in and these doors came in now just because conflicts of the tribes and then all of a sudden then it's like the evolution of Mexico like what it is today. Yeah. That's kind of wild. They go like the the different parts of Mexico. And where is that? That right there like like those guys. are gas was yeah That is not these motherfuckers. He's got a train as it's spinning.
03:09:51
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I've seen those club drivers, they're like risky too and young kids doing that. These guys are nuts. At one point, the guy in the middle, he's not attached. He'll start jumping up and down on the pole. Yeah, they got no like safety lines or anything, right? Oh, they do. i What the fuck are they doing?
03:10:09
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it's it's it's a it was helped promote rain and and good crops but they used to this is what they used to do the mines used to do this all the time and they do a representation of it they do it at the park during the day and then they do this yeah show at night yeah the one and yeah we went to the one at night it's also it's supposed to need to bring good luck yeah it's supposed to bring good luck to the oh okay and like they that hole is like telephone poles aren't this high no well that looks like it's it's probably about 40 feet 40 50 feet and then there's there's the dance of the pineapple they do the dances the different regions i see the pineapple dance one with the mind yeah this is the the vaqueros yeah they did and then they they got they usually have somebody singing and
03:11:00
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That's cool. It's it's a blast. This is this at night when they're doing this, this it's a start out as a wagon train and then turns into an actual train. Yeah. And they project a train track on the floor when it's done. Nice. It's really dope. That's so cool. And the whole show takes about an hour and a half, two hours. They got horses involved the whole nine yards. They bring stuff up from the underneath. and Right.
03:11:31
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But it's cool. I love it. And you get into it, boy. Let me tell you. know a cell did The song at the end is a very famous song. It's it's a dedication to Mexico. Yeah. and And what's the name of that song, Kevin? At the end of the Instagram, I see Estes Bon Mexico.
03:11:56
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I see is making yeah, this is Mexico. It's it's it's the song is called. This is back. Yeah. Yeah. But holy shit, that song after living here so long, it hits different at that show. It's a pretty good song. This looks like a pound land. Edinburgh. Military tattoo. Oh, what's Oh, that's the one. Yeah. OK. Like you did.
03:12:22
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did blazon send you something that you took because that didn't make any fucking sense to me all right jeff checker messages yeah i'm looking at them now las and germs i'm going to dip out of here i'm sorry it was just ah it's been a fucking' jizzyass night um im trying to spend a little bit of time with my wife while we don't have the the the don' pull a hairsringing And don't lose your legs either. Jeff, you still owe me a blowjob from last week. I know that you missed it because you were sick. But don't worry, buddy. You got to make up a U of H loss. Damn it. See you guys. Ciao. Later. Bye, buddy. So this is the video Brian just sent me. This is one of the performers of that show. As you're going into the show, they have some of the performers it dressed up in Mayan gear.
03:13:17
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And Brian got a video of some of these guys heading towards the show. Oh, no yeah. They'll load. And then he's got one of people there.
03:14:15
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are
03:14:31
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Yeah, they do it all, man. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. I mean, like I was on the Lazy River when ah when we were swimming through the Lazy River earlier, we saw an earlier show. We're like, oh, OK. They do a whole bunch of stuff. Oh, I know what you're talking about. ley The one with the in front of the castle, they do that tattoo parade or whatever. Yeah. Right. OK. Right in front of the castle.
03:15:03
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yeah you yeah and yeah mexico like cancun's cool and then like that crystal blue water dude i just can't get over that shit oh yeah um where we stay we had like salty waters so i was like covered so it's it's a i mean it's like salt water there too but like when you put your goggles on you'll see like it's kind of like a hazy yeah yeah like where the fresh water and saltwater meat yeah all mixed together yeah so So it's really cool. I'm like, okay, my vision ain't going bad. I'm wearing goggles. But it's beautiful water too. Yeah. Like when you're out on the, on the water here in Cancun, it like, you can see the bottom and it's 50 feet deep and it's just crystal clear. I like living here. It's one of those things where, you know, it's a niche. It's, it's, yeah, it's one of those things. Good days and bad, you know, as, as it goes.
03:16:01
Speaker
But I mean, like biggest concern is like hurricanes. Yeah. But you know what? Like I'm so far in town that the last hurricane, I had my door open. the No, but the where I went, Acapulco was hit really, really bad. Holy shit. The guy was explaining to me ah that was driving us to the airport after my trip and they were like, you know, they have water up to their knee and everything. And kids were like, uh, him and his wife was like cooking dinner and the thing like raised up. Oh my God. The crazy thing about Cancun Hurricane Wilma came by through here in, in like 2010 or something like that. Okay. And.
03:16:42
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i During the eye of the hurricane, I wanted to go check on my buddy. Obviously, the the my buddy lived like four or five blocks away. and he So I was like, I'll just walk over to his house because you you can't take the car, it's flooded. I got to one point where it was above my waist. So you basically had to swim. water and But the next day, the water was gone.
03:17:12
Speaker
Okay, so they drained it out. Okay. No, no because Cancun sits on limestone. oh Okay, gotcha. So it drains just like yeah, like it pissed down rain today. And I had i I walked when I went to the store this morning. I walked in the water like my shoes were completely soaked. Right now it's probably already gone. yeah that Water's gone. New hurricane I guess.
03:17:40
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Probably. Yeah. Brian sent over a picture of the crystal blue water. Oh. Yeah. It's gorgeous. I mean, look at that. Holy. Postcard style. All the time. That's nice. And like, ah once once every two years or something, we'll go to swim with the whale sharks. Yeah. It's like 150 bucks a person, but I get it for like 40 bucks because. But you're local.
03:18:10
Speaker
Yeah, I'm a local and I know everybody everybody. like But when I go, you know, it's like women with a bus, you know, they're huge. But you can see when you look off the side of the boat and you look down, and you'll see three sharks, three whale sharks. Once again, the size of a fucking double decker bus. But you'll see three of them, one underneath the next. But there's still another 50 feet down.
03:18:37
Speaker
ah water and you can see the ground the water on the the floor of the ocean but you're you're like you can't see land where you are and ah nowhere and that other photo is like that brewery that's on the isla muhata that's on the island what have you seen the there's a there's a place on is islam mo headda it's it's it's small like if you didn't know it was there you wouldn't you wouldn't find it i remember there's i remember we ate it we ate at a restaurant um
03:19:09
Speaker
that like at the bar as the I have that to make them a local what is that and biscus flour ah biscuy oh yeah i've seen that on a yeah so i was like okay cause that that was mainly why i wanted to try it out like how on bis is flour what or is it like sweet or bitter um a little bit of both okay you know okay so they got that though it's not bad aka waterner it's called hammaka water And it's it's if they use hibiscus and they boil it and they boil off all the stuff and then pour it on ice and then you put it in the fridge, and you know, okay it's it's like a tea.
Living Off-Grid and Transportation in Isla Mujeres
03:19:46
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Oh, nice. Really good. And it's kind of sweet. You can add sugar to it. But the crazy thing is when you drink it after you drink it, you're it's but got a dry feeling. Yeah, your mouth feels dry.
03:20:00
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you know, dry and sticky yeah while I eat. But there's a there's an island on the island. There's a spot island that has a big I guess you would call it. The island is basically like a big donut. Yeah. and but But this area is literally maybe you could maybe put my house in. OK. And this guy built in an island out of soda bottles. And he lives on it.
03:20:27
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sure And it's he he literally will invite you over. You can go over to his house and he'll make you a cake. yeah But the cake is made using sunlight. He's got his own solar cooker. He lives 100% off the grid.
03:20:45
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yeah and it and Like it's just really good. It's a it's a little you it doesn't look like it's made out of bottles Yeah, because he's got dirt on top of them, but he's got just floating in the water. Yeah, pretty much a bottles that motor floats on this little island And if you didn't know it was there you won't know. Yeah, uh Isla my harness is nice. It's not I'm not a big fan of going there Yeah, real real real super touristy right yeah i'm i'm trying to find the right
03:21:40
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it's literally that Oh, so that in that island pretty much everything on this island and look they don't even send Google over there The reason why the taxis over there like okay on the mainland. There's buses. There's cabs There's uber the whole nine yards on the island the tax golf cart golf carts off cart or taxi or or tax or sco Yeah, and then they have scooters there too scooters, but they do not do um Taxis on the island
03:22:12
Speaker
Oh, buses or vans or anything on the island because ah the taxi drivers have a monopoly on. Oh, probably, of course. This is where this is the the beach where you can take your dogs. It's not Blanca. It is all that green. Yeah, it's all beach sand. Yeah. And you can literally drive out on. Really? Yeah.
03:22:40
Speaker
That's cool. Oh, it's connected. Okay. I was yeah going to say, how do you get to that? And then I see most people go here. Yeah, I see that. Yeah. but My wife used to, she used to live out here and put the Sam yeah when she was younger. And, but if you keep going on this road here, you go all the way out to the Blanca and then drive onto the beach. yeah You can drive onto it and drive all the way out there if you want. Yeah. If your vehicle can handle it.
03:23:06
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right because the beach and Brian can contest this the beach here the sand is very fine it's super fine super fine and soft yeah i i noticed when i was in that resort in Acapulco yeah sand was like crazy there's the casino casino i've closed this place down like four times what the heck did you do the the the
03:23:46
Speaker
but they have on a like home there's a casino over here too yeah the other one you were telling me about yeah well no they have this one and then there's one down the road um across the street it's called casino pal think i might have passed to no
03:24:07
Speaker
No, it's all the way down here. That used to be, that used to be a bowling alley. Mangool? No, it's church. Mangool? Mangool? Mangool? How do you say that? Mangool? That's a restaurant. Oh, okay. Fantasia. But yeah, it used to be a bowling alley. Oh, wow. um When I first moved here,
03:24:35
Speaker
ah that's two buses i see a lot of those tools was like this is really annoying the hell of me i'm like where was that restaurant i just remember it was in the middle and it had like the bar was on the corner on but lineers yeah it' little ma headous but it's like the bars on the corner and I just remember their swings. You don't sit on barstools. You sit on swings. Yeah. i And I remember I remember seeing like the main theme. You had like stingrays and I'm trying to remember what the fucking name was because the food I had was really good. Yeah. eight year or So.
03:25:21
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I'll find out. that's not it That's the restaurant. I mean, hotel. Oh, golf cart. Yeah. Golf carts and scooters, man. The main area that you go into. If I go back there. There's the natural reef part. If I go back there, I'm going to get me a, I'm going to rent a scooter. I mean, the golf cart was fine, but I would think I would have more of a blast. I would rent a scooter myself. I mean, like 150 cc. Okay, fine. It's 55 miles an hour tops. Why do you need to go that fast anyways? What the heck?
03:25:54
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they They're lifted too, which cracks me up. Yeah, it's like almost a TV kind of style Kick on zoom. I just remember there was like a lot of shops and it was on the corner. Yeah, I know I know exactly where you're talking about I just can't find it on the map. It's I can't remember the main area that everybody goes it's Like where they have everything I just because like because I just remember Going in on the dock from the ferry
03:26:28
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Yeah, we drove. Yeah, I saw a lot of that driving on that. Oops. But trying to find where all the shops are. Follow the tourists dolphin.
03:26:51
Speaker
Follow the tourist carts. Yeah. because they have like jewelry stores where you can buy, because silver is a big deal here. Like you can buy silver, like you read about. Yup. Yup. And then also too, like I need someone has come across like lady, like on a bicycle taco stand. Yeah, that's a bunch of those. Yeah.
03:27:17
Speaker
yes it's like I'm selling whatever known as a but it's like further in the hour we had a like zigzag we had a like to go you know within but I don't think it was that far from the brewery which is which I'm use them to look at that as a key mark because like the British let me hit OK the east of brewing company and then
03:27:48
Speaker
because we went there and then we drove around bark but i just remember seeing this thing right but like on the corner yeah it's it's like yeah i want to say it's like in the heart but it was a bar and then so sitting on barstools you're sitting on swings on the corner
03:28:10
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no
03:28:13
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na maybe google map don't have it um I'm sure it does. No, no, no. Just just just know is islam go down. Wait, scroll down. Scroll down because I'm looking right there within the where that my pizza mics within there. I want to say like all the restaurants in there. But it's because I remember it's like we're driving through strip. We had drive within the streets.
03:28:43
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And then, yeah, that's one end and then you turn around. Then you go left.
03:28:55
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Did we just go through that? ah If that's the problem with anything in Mexico, everything looks the same. It's very easy to get lost. look Like we've we've so we've gone around pizza mics. Yeah. Yeah. So yes see it's like it's like driving within the neighborhood. But I just remember seeing it on the corner.
03:29:16
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And then I was like, uh, right. right you
03:29:22
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Take a right. x is Up here. I think that's pizza mics. One of these pizza mics is right over here. Yeah. I don't even see it. But I just remember it was on a, on a busy street and then those swings right at the bar.
03:29:44
Speaker
narrows it down. Let me tell you, buddy. Yeah, I know. I know it's not being helpful. That's why I was like looking at it. I'm looking on the restaurants here. I'm like, was it? So if you go to the Pemex gas station on Isla Mujeres, which I know there is one, that's there's the brewery. Yeah.
03:30:09
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Yeah, that's the brewery.
03:30:13
Speaker
because we parked on the side and walked in. We were only there for like 20 minutes.
03:30:21
Speaker
My wife would know. My wife knows is the more hairs whip or make better than I do. I've only been there like four or five times. and right Once again, I have to leave the house. That makes it a bad thing. yeah That's the yeah this is the this this gas station here is actually natural gas oh no pain yeah you can actually run your cars on you can get a conversion kit to run your car on nice there's also a house here and i don't know where it is that is shaped like a giant seashell like it is like a four-story house right and i have no idea where it is i've seen it like four times no i started
03:31:13
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There's no person. Oh, there are fairies. Not it.
03:31:24
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listen I just need a photo of the bar. What's that record? What's our fairy? That's where he if you want to get your car from back and forth to the island. Yeah, or you do it. I put it in the container.
03:31:39
Speaker
No, it's no it's literally a drive on all your drive on top on the fairies. No, okay. Gotcha That's you know, they take the all these oil little stuff and stuff Yeah, yeah, so this goes down back going back the main drive. Mm-hmm You like click so far, right? Oh, I think that was it Brian Yeah, so I'm still looking. I'm still looking around. I'm looking at all the names because I clicked on restaurants and it's like Mexican. That is. Is that it? What? No, it went by the beach. No. OK. No, no, no, no. No, it was just in town. Well, because they have the turtle farm here, too. It might be out by the turtle farm. Maybe. Hold on.
03:32:42
Speaker
Cause I'm just like, I'm looking at like all these photos on Google. I'm like, no, give me the one right here is the turtle farm. Ooh. Hello. all that So Turtle farm is right back here where you can actually go and see turtles in the, like from egg all the way to like 150, 200 years old. Yeah. Is that it?
03:33:13
Speaker
The ice bar? No. It's a local gym. It's not an ice bar. We just passed that ice bar. The road right by it, though. Yeah. So you drove by it on. Yeah, that's shark was a shark to put on the shark shark beach. Yeah.
03:33:43
Speaker
Damn, that's not it either. Yeah, I honestly don't know. i cook yeah The thing is that, that believe it or not, the whole concept of a swing set as a place to eat and sit at the bar at, not an uncommon thing. Yeah. There's Playa Norte. Might be up here by Playa Norte. By Zumbas.
03:34:14
Speaker
another beach that only if only if I remember like because i remember i remember like this guy i did a barter trade this guy like my hat yeah yeah created but yeah yeah he liked my cap and wanted to barter and so i'm like all right i'll take two of this if you i'll take i take three of these right
03:34:41
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there's a costka Oh, there's Costco.
03:34:47
Speaker
And the over here, I'll show you. Where am I? What the fuck? Oh, we're on the wrong. Oh, I need to go up front. This is the side of Costco. What the fuck am I? Oh, OK. Over here somewhere is my gym. Oh, nice.
03:35:16
Speaker
China girl. What the heck? No, it's before my gym was here. that That's a restaurant. China girl. Chinese cuisine. I've been there since 73. Oh, nice. What's a hotel tea? Yeah. Oh, there's hotel. Like here's Plaza Outlet. I love this place. Oh, yeah. This is a outlet mall. Oh, nice. Brian, there's a place over here.
03:35:45
Speaker
I need to take you to eat. All right. It's actually called ah pass it ah probably down all the way over. What the hell? Like it disappears. It's a check.
03:36:17
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maybe you can see from the road.
03:36:22
Speaker
It's a pasta joint where they serve like everybody makes fun of me for eating pasta out of a pot out of a bucket. buck Yeah. Cheasters right here. This place right here sells pasta. They bring it into in a big fucking pan and it's for the entire family. Oh wow. like It's for four people. Right, right.
03:36:44
Speaker
and it's fucking it's good it's inexpensive right but catching a cab right here is a bitch because this is the main drag this road will get you almost this is the main drag down to go through downtown right and there's like four if you catch one red light you just turn your 45-minute trip into two hours holy shit if you don't catch the right red light right light yeah I have to go. This is the way I go to go. That's stupid. Yeah. Well, there's other ways to do it. If like you can go ah side streets and stuff over here. That's the DMV. Oh, nice. That's where I have to go get my license plate for you. Gee, I've been I was pulled over right over there. well I can pull over on this road all the time. What's really upsetting, though, like all the souvenirs that we bought in Cancun?
03:37:43
Speaker
we're like oh man cool but you know we're like damn well kind of little all much well we get all hang on and no no no you get it walmart no no no it gets it gets better um just fast another wal it gets better because it gets better because ah we we went to san antonio for the rammstein concert and so the next day next day we're walking around like ah the the central market in san antonio and there's a fleet market in there and all the stuff we saw were like like we kind of came here versus like but way more over there ah got a circle ah have to sort but k i love circle k man yeah we have a one right in the corner here circle k yes circle k made a comeback
03:38:29
Speaker
Yeah, ah we have, we still have ours over here.
Gas Stations and Driving in Mexico
03:38:32
Speaker
But we got like my son and I, every time we pass the circle K we, we both say the same thing at the exact same time. Something is a foot at the circle K. We have this thing for fucking, uh, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. But yeah, this road literally, it goes right through Cancun.
03:38:55
Speaker
The scariest road is this one. I hate this road. I hate it. I hate it with a passion. Right. It is anything you want to buy, you will find on this road. Nice. But it is, as you see, six lanes and the traffic never stops. Two o'clock in the morning, it looks just like it does right here. But they got a store here and it's I can't, I think it's farther up here that literally, wow, I clicked wrong.
03:39:34
Speaker
um It's called, the store is called Tools. And any tool you can think of, they have it. Wow. There's a golf station. There's a 7-Eleven station. Yeah.
03:39:51
Speaker
Well, OK, so that's the crazy thing about Cancun. So for the longest time, Mexico had one gas station. Yeah. Company. And it's called Pemex. It was government run. Oh, yeah, Pemex. Yeah. And Pemex is, you know, they didn't have price, nothing. You know, it was. And it was when I moved here, it was.
03:40:18
Speaker
Ten pesos a liter. That's cheap. Dang. So as you get a gallon, 10 pesos in 2001, you'd get a gallon of gas for about a buck. Yeah. One dollar. And, um,
03:40:35
Speaker
now Pemex was sold and they were able to bring in privatized gas stations. So now you got golf, you got, you know, all these different ones. Um, but there's no real, uh, price war as you do in the States. Like if we don't even think about it, we just like, fuck it. I need gas. I'm pulling in. Right.
03:41:00
Speaker
but say well Yes, Peter. Gas is insane here. Oh, it's insane. Any ruler. it's almost $2 a liter here. So we're paying almost $8 a gallon. Yeah. It's fucking ridiculous. So Brian, you have a lot of money to go here. Brian was talking about you wanted to go to marry them. Oh, Marita. Marita. Marita. Marita. There's Marita. That's Cancun. That's a four hour trip. Oh shit.
03:41:37
Speaker
Can you fly there? Is there an airport there? Yeah, there's an airport there. the only air The only airline I came across that'll work for me is United. Yeah. you'll read it alone yeah But like, there there's this road, there's one road, it's called the free road. I would not recommend driving it at all. I've done it because what like when I buy a used car, I go to Merida because The price is going to be cheaper and the car is going to be a better condition because they're less likely to have rust from the ocean and shit. And I bought the Malibu there and driving back. I was like, you know, we bought the car. I was like, well, fuck it, let's go home. She's like, no, we're waiting till dark. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about at dark? She's like, well, during the day, it's
03:42:28
Speaker
you know, four hundred cars on a two lane fucking road. I'm like, so back home. Yeah. I was like, it's like driving back home because everything here is weird. It's a boulevard. Everything's a boulevard here. Yeah. The main drag. You get, you know, two lane roads on the side streets, but everything is a boulevard. It's kind of weird. Jeez. How do people get all around? the And so it's it's ridiculous. There's roundabouts everywhere. It's it's.
03:42:58
Speaker
it takes getting used to yeah but Nope. I'm not talking about roundabout at all because me and Leggy got lost in the roundabout so many times when I was in, uh, in Scotland, we went for a trip and we got lost in this one town and had around a roundabout and we were trying to look for something. I forget what it was. oh Oh, we both were getting pissed off because every time we missed the turn in the roundabout, so you got to go all the way around. here's the crazy thing about Okay. So.
03:43:28
Speaker
You ever use Google's GPS? Yes. Yeah. The roundabout don't tell you where to turn. and They get there like turn right on the third exit. Which one's the third fucking exit? Exactly. That's what that's what the GPS was doing for me and Leggy. It was so funny. And we got so mad. Oh my God. Because like if I go anywhere, I like right now, my cars don't work. So because they're broken down, I don't have any money. ah But I take an Uber and they they GPS everything. Mainly. Yes. That's the city.
03:43:59
Speaker
Aberdeen. Aberdeen, yes. That was the town. Oh, my God. We got so pissed out. We're like, let's just go find it. ah McDonald or something. Let's go get the coffee. Have you ever ever ever seen the movie National Appoons, European? Yes, they would go. He's like, there's fucking a palace. There's fucking a palace. I fucking love that movie. Wait, i to get you get out here. No, can I just can't get over. I can't go. And the kids and everybody's asleep. can be dead and That's what we were in that whole roundabout because the the the GPO's are telling us so wrong oh no but Here it's not so bad here the crazy thing here's okay roundabouts in Europe versus roundabouts in Mexico Two totally different fucking things. Hi Vicki Because the roundabouts here. Yeah as you come into them. They have a stop sign. Mm-hmm
03:44:54
Speaker
They don't have that in Europe. You just merge. You just have to merge in here. It's the same here in the Canada too. There's no stopping the same thing at the roundabout as well. They'll have red lights. Oh, we don't have red lights here. We just have the roundabout. You just got immersion. There's no stop sign or nothing. Yeah. Merging. Stop lights because Too many accidents? No, it's because people don't fucking give a shit like fuck it up. If Mexico has this thing where I don't think a lot of people realize that they're they're not the only person on the road. Exactly. When they're driving. First person come. For example, yeah when you go get your driver's license here, they're like, can you drive? Yeah. OK, here's your license. Yeah. You don't have to take a test. Yeah, that's how it is in third world country. yeah
03:45:48
Speaker
anyway I can go get like if I need to renew my driver's license I don't i know we were stuck in for three hours and we were doing a two hour and the roundabout we go and then we turn around and we do the roundabout again Google says the wrong thing we leave come back again do it again Cancun's one of those places it's not what you know it's who you know yeah and I know enough people works like ah If I need to go get my driver's license is renewed, which I do need to, yeah I don't even have to go there. I make a phone call. My stepsister-in-law works. She's a cop. Yeah. And she works in that department. I'm like, Cindy, I need a new license. I'll have you one by tomorrow. Okay. Nice. Send me a picture with a white background. Done. yeah And she'll print she'll have one printed out. I go over to her house. I'll drive over to her house without a license and pick up my license. Right.
03:46:42
Speaker
some roundabouts have lights on really big no they do it in a random spot actually bypass if you it's more than 50 yeah they have it here too like that but not in the major cities and stuff only like like what like you just said i'm trying to find the words of there's a major one for us but those are like way out out of the countryside it's it's ridiculous it's the
03:47:13
Speaker
i like the concept of a roundabout it's just not they're not always done well like this is a small one and they and google i need you to get the google map right shit so starting the first round like which yeah i take the fourth exit on the wrong but would that I like the concept Oh, that it moves. Right. Like what the fuck? All the cabs are that. Yeah. So like, which one is that? Which turn? It's ridiculous. I know. Seeing it in Mexico City. There's my AutoZone. I go to that AutoZone a lot. AutoZone. Oh, we got AutoZone here, too. I love AutoZone. AutoZone. it it your tires. I love my. Well, no. They have they have. ah People will start a tire shop. Yeah.
03:48:13
Speaker
out of their like house. Oh yeah. I've seen those. Yeah. Like, okay. So you, you've heard the statistic that X amount of people in the States and Canada are entrepreneurs. Yes. The numbers of entrepreneurs in Mexico. That's a lot. Bury, bury those numbers because in the States and Canada, when you want to become an entrepreneur, you have to go get a license on in Mexico. You just start, yout you know, you just open it up. It just helps. It just sells. Get out of here. Yeah. I know.
03:48:42
Speaker
Yeah. Most third world countries are like that. Even Thailand's the same way too. They don't give a shit. Yeah, but like some of the best food of your, there's a guy, he's probably set up right now, probably not concentrated, but just outside my gate. Yeah. He, uh, he sets up a hot dog hamburger stand. Some of the best hamburgers, hot dogs ever.
03:49:06
Speaker
No, you don't need to let I don't know if he ever cleans his fucking grill, but I don't care because it tastes amazing. Listen, if somebody dies, then that's when he has to shut it down. So no, probably not. He just changed location. Really? Oh, yeah. There's there's a place here. It's called they called them. I can't they called themselves a monster monster burger. No, it was monster tortas.
03:49:35
Speaker
Oh, nice. And we were taking the third fucking exit, but Google makes like these fucking sandwiches. in They're like subway style sandwiches. Like you would get a subway, but they're like this big. They're like a foot and a half long, six inches thick. Yeah. Everything. And super cheap. Yeah. And cause like eight bucks. Yeah, exactly. That would have cost us like twenty five dollars over here. And this guy literally has it set up in a roundabout. Yeah.
03:50:05
Speaker
and And people are stopping in the roundabouts just to go. Yeah, they pull over next to it. Holy shit. And it doesn't fuck up traffic like what? Well, that was that's why he moved. OK, because people were getting like it was causing traffic jams because it's cheap and it's really good. It's actually expensive for here. Right. So ah he moved to another location. And then when it rained one day,
03:50:34
Speaker
It was in eight inches of water. So he's like, okay, got to move again. So he moved like four times because of stuff like that. Yeah. But okay. I think I have all the French gifts, pounds, details to the website. I'm stepping here. I will do the rest. Alrighty. You're going to jump in. I'll drop the link.
03:50:58
Speaker
But it's, it's one of those things. It's like,
03:51:03
Speaker
It's hard to the first couple of years you live here. Yeah, it's hard to get used to it. Who the hell is this that dropped in? Biggie. Oh, is that. No, who was the other one that dropped the link or was it you? Oh, I just I just did that. I just dropped one. Oh, OK, so it showed another one, too. It shows up three of them, because one for Facebook, one for Oh, okay. I was like, I've seen three. I was like, what the heck? Yeah. Every time I type anything on my end, it'll show up three times. Yeah. So well so if I, if I do this, like I just put high, it'll put it three times. Yeah. Everywhere. Okay. Gotcha. It's ah's super annoying. Um, but, um, we have some men, you can't, one thing about living in Mexico is you can't be in a hurry for anything. Nope.
03:51:59
Speaker
like if I if like when I ordered internet I was like hey I need to enter my house and they're like yeah we'll get there like what day like when we get there shit can I get a estimate no but they're like yeah we'll be there around 30 fucking Monday but right like yeah what time between eight and nine in the morning okay no nine at night oh okay okay i found it yeahvan oh like me i finally ah finally like found it it's called a the Cause I said, I was like, all I remember saying was a bunch of stingrays. And at him like, and like and I was like looking on YouTube video. It's like the nightlife and it said stingray and I went and I looked at it. I'm like motherfucker. There it is. Something so obvious.
03:53:04
Speaker
Yeah. Stingray grill. Stingray grill. That's where I'm at. Because its it was like wrong in the corner. It was inside. Yeah. It's up. It's is it's up. i Yeah. I just yeah and as i said, I told you it was up by, by, uh, by Norte. It is in Playa Norte.
03:53:19
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. Cause I just, like I said, I remember just there's swings that there's the bar. There's a swings. We went inside, we ate inside. And then after that we ate inside it, but then we went over and I was like, man, i I was like, this is pretty cool. I want to go sit on the swing yeah and have a drink. And I have like some rum. I just had straight up rum as a Bumble rum.
03:53:40
Speaker
that was Yeah. Nice. Stingray.
03:53:50
Speaker
Yeah. yeah I'm like i know where i was like, why am I struggling to find this place? OK, so it's showing me I'm there, but it's not. I don't see it. That's what I'm saying. Google Map might not even have it. Yeah, that's the problem. It shows it's literally right there. Yeah.
03:54:17
Speaker
Yeah, well i put the web I put the website on. OK, I know where it is. It's in this building, the pink? No. No, no, no, no. It's down this side road.
03:54:32
Speaker
Yeah, see, I just remember there's a bunch of shops. Yeah. Yeah, keep going down. Should be right around here. but Yeah, keep going down.
03:54:45
Speaker
according to Google Maps, I'm here. Oh, wait, right there, right there. To the left. Yeah, there it is. That one. Yep. Yeah. Oh, there's a swing. Swing now. I said it's on the corner. and see Like if you turn to the right. Every chair in there is is a swing. Yeah.
03:55:05
Speaker
So, yeah, if you turn to the right, see, that's our say I remember we went past that pink house. So we didn't even. Yeah. So and then see right across. See, right. Like if you go up a little bit like like in the aisle. No, no, no. Turn turn to the left. Right. right in the sun Let me go in. It won't let me go in one because that's that's a market street. OK. But I was going to say like the third shop on the right is where I had to do the bartering. Yeah.
03:55:33
Speaker
Oh, it won't like it won't let you go in that street because it's a market street. So it's closed to cars Yeah, I feel so dumb now. I'm like, I remember seeing a bunch of stingrays. I'm like, where the fuck is this damn thing? Right there. That's the restaurant right there. Yeah, that's the restaurant too. Right? Yeah. I want to go down the street because this is a so that orangey yellow, the peachy orange building. That's where I did the barter trade and then we And then we just went right up in here. That's the rest of those. Nice. So good food over there, then? Yeah. Nice. That is all the way in, Brian. We found it, finally. That was later, guys. but yeah butal yeah and that ah I was like, I was like, from the library, I was like, I was like um remember in the corner. This is where they drop everybody off, too. This is where all the ferries and boats come in. Yeah.
03:56:28
Speaker
over in Playa Norte because this is like all the shops. Yeah. And the beach is right there. Yeah. And the beach is right there. It's the one gift shop selling stuff right there. The one gift shop though. I think the guy like overcharged me on the cigars. Oh, I guarantee you they did. I, I have no doubt. Oh, they would probably because you have money coming a mile away. But the thing was, but the thing was, but the thing was I was going to whip up my phone and do like that, that currency calculator.
03:56:56
Speaker
Yeah, and like I said, no, no, I guess you did. This is a really good deal. I'm like, and it was like, all right, you know, do quick math, quick math. It's it's right now it's 18 to one. Yeah. But for quick math, I mean drop a zero Canadian is like 20 or in good. Yeah. So there is an an oxo. This is where they all the there's a senior frocks here, too.
03:57:23
Speaker
Yeah, where they drop everybody off when I come here the first place there's the that's the gas station. I was looking for. Oh, yeah maxia And then right there at that little max is bought out by these other company. Yeah um But when I get off the fair, but I usually take a Snorkeling trip there. Yeah, see if you go to the left like if you go left
03:57:48
Speaker
Yeah. Which one? Oh, the left. Yeah. Right. Down the side street and on the right, that's where I went and got uh one of these houses like I got a uh golf, the golf cart out of there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They usually have one street over but look, see, there's the jewelry stores. Yup. Like you buy sayingium like you read about and like really good silver. Yeah. This is the oxo I go to every time I get off the ferry. I go straight to this oxo because when you're on the bus or on the oh
03:58:19
Speaker
Oh, that's where I go get a beer when I'm on the streets as Oxco and go get cans of beer. This one right here. And then sit out on the street. It's like two different years. Look at this. This is how so behind Google is. This is. I'm going literally right across the street, right? Yeah. It's completely different. That's there now. And now it's not. Exactly. See? So this is an old ass picture. Yeah.
03:58:51
Speaker
And that, that is now a bank. It used to be an Oxford. That's how long it's been there since I've been there. That bank took over the whole building. But they, when they take you to that, the, the, if, well, let me go in there. Yeah. The, the boats, the, you get the catamaran and it'll take you right to here. And then that you can't stay on the camera. Like that's when they have lunch. Yeah. We are on Islamitis.
03:59:22
Speaker
Um, damn, it's been three years since I've been. what Yeah. This is where all I went this January to Mexico. So no, because like yeah I'm looking at my phone because I just. I just sent, I sent Jeff a video, but it's ah it's ah the dates right there. August 10th, 2021. Oh wow. That's three years. Yeah. like This picture is from 2017. What you're seeing is 2017. That's like six years back. Yeah. And then over here.
03:59:53
Speaker
This is 20, 24. I know this is 20, 21 right here. Oh, so this during the pandemic. Yeah, during the pandemic. And there's this many people walking around. Yeah, because Mexico didn't give a shit about the car. You'd be surprised, buddy. Really? If you're doing it, we, my wife, did and I basically sat in the house. Really? see People got masks on.
04:00:17
Speaker
the but the thing but it was because we went twenty twenty one and the thing was like we had to when we werere in the hotel we had to wear a mask but when we're out on the beach we didn't have to or the pool we didn't have to which really didn't make no sense stupid i did make It make sense. It didn't make it didn't make any sense because it's like we're out on the beach or no mask, but then we got to be in the hotel wearing masks. But then we eat in the hotel. We had to take the mask off to eat. Yeah, it's right. But then. But like when we checked in, we had the schedule. We had a scheduled date to go ahead and get COVID tested. Yeah. know Before you can leave. Before we to get released back. So far youre yeah when you were entering in, did you have to do a COVID test?
04:01:05
Speaker
the the the I'm totally free. It just faxed in for the the us was like just faxed in from the from the what do you call the hospital or whatever. They just fax into the hotel like here. Well, here's his result. Like so you just print it out for me. There's a part of town that I want to buy a house in. I'm trying to find it here. Well, there's the see do store in Canam store. I need to share my screen so you can see what I'm talking about.
04:02:02
Speaker
Yes. Um, here's the Can-Am store. So it's farther down this way. Oh, look at those cars. They're like ATVs. Yeah, they're, they're, they're. So down here, wo carts kind of slow this is, this is the road to Playa O'Carmen. So like, technically part of the River Armaya. I used to live right behind this Porsche dealership when I met my wife.
04:02:33
Speaker
I live right now. Yeah. That's how you say it. I used to live right back here. I used to go to this store every day. But there's a store or a area and I can't remember what it's called off the top of my head or else I just type it in.
Luxury Living and Real Estate Comparisons
04:02:56
Speaker
But the minimum house is a million bucks US.
04:03:02
Speaker
What? Now, here's the crazy thing. The house I live in right now, I paid in cash 35 grand out the door. US? For the whole house. For the whole house. $35,000. That's cheap. Two bedroom, one and a half bath. And it's not small, but it's not big either.
04:03:26
Speaker
But it's just right it's 35 grand so most houses BRB yeah, that's that's where it is. This is where I want all ready Inside there the fifth
04:03:59
Speaker
friday the the area is called kure this is where we always take kids to go
04:04:08
Speaker
ah circuitry it won't let you in because it's private yeah and cheapest out in there is like half a million dollars <unk> like sixed you know they're fuck you house the think it's
04:04:32
Speaker
three million holy my mother da but with this new project harry got going i should be able to clear that and like here two but it's These are houses that have like six bedrooms and four bathrooms, like they're fucking masses, but where in the States, for the same million dollars, you can buy the house I'm sitting in right now. yeah you ah I got a buddy, he paid 3 billion pesos, which is about $150,000. And it's three times the size of this house.
04:05:13
Speaker
Yeah, of course. so Yeah, it's cheaper to buy. and It's so cheap to live here. I can i was telling i was telling the guys a couple months back, I can live, like I don't have a mortgage, but yeah if you include my property tax and everything, I can live on two grand a month, US. That's true. For four people. Yeah. And like right now, that's what I'm making because I got a residual paycheck coming in.
04:05:42
Speaker
Yeah, because I do credit card processing as well. there But um the house I'm looking at right next door is an empty lot that they'll sell me for half a million dollars. Yeah. And then you can build something up. Well, I'm going to build a shop. Oh, nice. Basically just a big square rectangle box, no windows. And it's just that's school where you where all my tools are. And I'm going to play all the time.
04:06:12
Speaker
right? Do all your things. Well, I'll have like my office in there. So I might, you know, when I do the podcast, I'll do it from there and all that stuff. But each house has its own pool, you know, usually has a hot tub too. ah You know, they are wow houses. The funny thing is, like, I, I tend to Play around on Facebook marketplace a lot. Yeah. So like, if I go on here, well, this is where I like buy cars and stuff. so But, uh, if I go to like, uh,
04:07:01
Speaker
home sales, 6 million pesos, that's, that's about half a million dollars. Yeah. Look at that.
04:07:13
Speaker
yeah that's nice yeah half a million u s wow you can't do that in the states no no that'll be at least about six millions and orrself exactlyck so unfortunately they don't have anything in cool grace here i should on facebook marketplace because it's all privately sold right look that's about a half million dollars but looking look at looking a little bit backyard and then a little food next co for you that's the problem I have for Mexico. Yeah. But as you see some of these houses are like this one's there's half a million dollars. Oh, nice big ass pool. Yeah. Oh, nice. And some guys own home gym. Yeah. This is actually in the hotel zone. I can tell because the boat. Yeah.
04:08:08
Speaker
They got a couple of houses on here that are like, look at that. That's that's about a million US. Gee, so imagine that it's not an interior. ourbolias That's okay. So where that is, I can show you where that is. This is where I want to live. Yeah. I believe does is like over here. Oh, okay. Gotcha. So it says farther in. So.
04:08:37
Speaker
You're gonna spend a little bit more money because you're close to the beach and all that stuff. Yeah, but It's one of those things it's like Don't look fucking worth it We're half a million dollars. Yeah, I can't go around and then the ones in kumbres are like two and three million us Daniel that's she they're bigger. Yeah and Like they're insane. Oh, yeah so The one is in the hotel zone. Look, half a million dollars in the hotel zone. Yeah, conhan right by the beach. Yeah. ah The one has. A boat access like you can pull your boat up to your house, right? And it's only going for like a million US.
04:09:31
Speaker
Yeah, that's what they do, like these Americans come And they buy out this property and then they'll like run a resort or something. That's what that guy was doing. And he bought the property and he's doing it as a resort and renting out the people. And he makes tons of money. I won't rent out my house. I'll live in the middle of it. No, I wouldn't either. I wouldn't either. I live in it and I school and everything right by the beach. With my job, because I own the company, it's one of those things where
04:10:03
Speaker
I have a business partner. She runs all the business side. I do all the sales. But with what we're projecting for next year, yeah I'll be able to at least put half down on a $2 million house. Yeah, of course.
04:10:21
Speaker
Um, but it's one of those things like if I buy that house, that's my fuck you house where no matter what happens, I'm like, fuck you. I'm gonna have a, I own a fucking $4 million dollar house. what exactly okay are yeah Well, I have that now. Like this house is is a fuck you house. I don't owe anything on it. yeah You know, my property tax is 20,000 pesos a year, as which is it's like,
04:10:50
Speaker
less than two grand yeah or less less than 10 grand. yeah So it's it's like, as long as I make 10 grand a year, I'm not going to lose the house. and exactly The problem with this house is we have four people in it. It's getting smaller by the day because the kids keep getting bigger. bigger so you need to i guess But that's why I need to get off my ass and actually start working. But like yeah I can't work till Tuesday.
04:11:19
Speaker
right because it's Labor Day weekend. Yep, it's Labor Day too. did you Did you hear what I told you about the guy? So I have this one main contact. Yeah. I was telling the guys about this earlier. ah I started a new program where I'm calling companies in California to for a promotion. Okay. The electric company in California is putting out. Yeah. And my main point of contact As soon as I, he has to go to the business physically and do an analysis. So I called five businesses, every one of them, all five of them were like, we want in, when do we start? When can he come? yeah I said, well, let me check with him, find out when he can come. So I call him because I wanted to find out what calendar link, calendary link to use, right? Click on it, pick a date that he can drive out, go talk to him.
04:12:13
Speaker
and I called and I called and he wasn't answered. I was like, that's weird. I always answer the phone. And then I sent him a couple of messages on WhatsApp. Dude, hey, I got a question. Answer your phone. He sends me a message back eight hours later. I met Burning Man till Tuesday. Oh, shit.
04:12:32
Speaker
And I was like, got it hippie. Have fun. Talk to you on Tuesday. Oh, boarding man so this was Monday. Yeah. So I, I, I called my business partner. I was like, looks like we're not working till Tuesday. I was like, dude, burning man. Got it. Do you think you ever move back out of Mexico again?
International Travel Challenges
04:12:52
Speaker
Probably not yeah i don't think anywhere. We move anywhere. We want to move to Europe. Yeah.
04:13:00
Speaker
Like it's one of those things like the thing is, so I grew up, when when I grew up, my parents, every summer we would take a trip. yeah You know, we'd go to California, we'd go to Florida, we'd go, you know, all over. Seen the Grand Canyon, seen it all. Been to New York, been it all. I've seen everything the artist in the United States, not to mention the States is real fucked up right now. I don't need to go. I've been to Canada multiple times, don't need to go there again.
04:13:26
Speaker
Uh, what another fucked up place. Yeah, it's fucked up too. Fuck Trudeau. Yeah, me too. Mexico. I've lived in Mexico for 20 years. So in 20 years, I've seen all of Canada, all US and 99% of Mexico. It's time to go across the pond. So if, if we do decide to move, uh, what I'll do is I'll set up a Swiss bank account, slowly put all my money in there.
04:13:53
Speaker
yeah and then move to Europe because we were going to move to France and to move my money from Mexico to a French bank account, I would lose 50%. Yeah. And I was like, you know what? I'm not willing to do that. Yeah. As much as I'd love to live in France, because I, once again, I went on to Facebook marketplace and you can set the location where you want to look. Yeah.
04:14:22
Speaker
And I put it in the area of France we were looking at. And I found a fucking castle for $4 million. dollars Oh, nice. A literal castle. Right. And I was like, I want one. And the only the only stipulation I had because I talked to a realtor as well. And I said, the only stipulation I have, I want a moat. He's like a moat. Oh, OK.
04:14:51
Speaker
He's like, why do you want to mote? I said, I don't like people. Yeah. And he's like, you're moving to France. Yeah.
04:15:01
Speaker
You can. However, it becomes more of a pain in the ass because once you move so much, they start asking questions. Why are you moving this money? Yeah. You know, if you start like, so, for instance, if, if let's say Megan Leggy came here, but forgot to tell her bank,
04:15:20
Speaker
And she starts using her card. Her bank will shut off her car. Yeah. Because they're like, we think it's stolen. Yeah. No, motherfucker. I'm in Mexico. I'm trying to buy something right now. And now I can't use it happens. Oh, man. I'll do like then they will talk to you after that. Going through customs and everything. They'll ask me like, how much cash should I bring?
04:15:42
Speaker
And I was like 300 and they're going, Oh, it was my first time in Mexico. You know, i'll go bus of three hundred bucks right no they don't care as long as it's not over $10,000, you don't have to do anything. But I mean, but, but that's what I told, that's what I told the agent. And then they went ahead and like had to go search my back. They went through my bag and I'm like, okay. I'm the guy's like smelling. He's like trying to smell around and goes. so It's like I and I'm going because uh every time I travel Because I put my suitcase in my storage unit And you know how storage smells so because you don't you don't throw it in a washer and dryer, right? no yeah So I threw the ah I threw like that little uh the difference you have to tell them when you're leaving likey
04:16:30
Speaker
and then uh like I throw it in like the air fresher that you put the car air fresher I throw it in there so that's what it smells like it's all the clothes smell like that too yep and the guy's like what I'm like yeah well it and then they do a swap in your hand well the the funny thing what they do here in Cancun so many people come in you when you come through customs you hit a button and every once in a while the button like it'll go green or red if it goes red they check your back Yeah. If you go through next, next. It's for drug test. Yeah. It's a bit ah completely random. Yeah. But like i' I've never flown out of Mexico or into Mexico. I drove. When I came to Cancun, I drove to Cancun. Oh, Dan. Yeah, it was it long.
Cultural Experiences in Mexico
04:17:22
Speaker
It was like three week trip. Yeah. But it was cool because I literally got to see
04:17:28
Speaker
I drove through Mexico City. I never recommended that to anyone. I would rather shoot myself in the foot twice. Yes. Before driving in Mexico City because you know, I see. I do. I do want to drive in Mexico City, though. Yeah, you should go check it out. It's actually pretty nice. I want to I want to because I want to go to like I want to go catch a Lucha Libre event. No, I can probably go. But also, too, I want to go check out Chitinita.
04:17:58
Speaker
Chichen Itza is amazing. When you come down, Brian, let me know and I'll get us a deal. I'll go with you. I love going to Chichen Itza. It is. OK, the catch with Chichen Itza. Oh, yeah, with the alarm going off, Leggy. You got groped by that lady. The catch with Chichen Itza, it is a 12 hour day. Yeah. Because they pick you up at No, but crack of dawn. Yeah, like 7 a.m Because when we went to We're our drive there four hour back and then you have time at the pyramid where they give you a guided tour And unfortunately can't climb the pyramid, but even be in their actions and needs say if you stand 50 feet back from the main stairs of the pyramid and clap The reverberation of the echo it makes it sound like a fucking eagle
04:18:52
Speaker
Yeah. Wow. You cannot make this shit up. It blows my mind. Yeah. Because I remember like when we all went to like on the first go around going to Escaret, we, the bus left at eight in the morning, but they said breakfast was provided at seven, but we had to go to this particular restaurant to go eat. And then we're on the bus. Yeah. The, the Chitzanitza food on the Chitzanitza trip, they, they, they serve go to eat them.
04:19:20
Speaker
they They stop at a restaurant as they do. They do a cenote in a restaurant as well. At the restaurant, you can eat, and then they have time where you can go to the cenote and swim. yep um I don't always swim in a cenote because it's water. I don't like to get wet. And speaking of birria,
04:19:38
Speaker
and um like but my buddy and I, we did, this time we did pork birria, and I'm eating the last of the pork birria. Dude, I'm telling you, when I take you when i take you to this restaurant, song you'll never want any other than the place I take you. I'm telling you, it's a hole in the fucking wall and I found it by accident. So my wife when i my my wife and I first met. We moved in together and a buddy of mine had an apartment and he let the let us stay there for free for three months because we had no money. yeah I don't like to get wet.
04:20:17
Speaker
I like to get other things with. Oh, shit. did But we stayed at his apartment for for free and then I was like, we started making some money and I paid him some money. I said, look, thanks for letting us air because we had no money. We had no money between us. I think we had 50 pesos between us, which is like $2.50.
04:20:37
Speaker
to And then we we we found jobs and stuff because we we literally, we were both broke because she was fresh out of high school. and And I was, I think she'd been out of high school six months when I met her. And I was, I was fresh out of a relationship and we moved in together. And then we we found, we talked to a buddy of ours that had an apartment. He said, I'll rent you to a studio apartment.
04:21:05
Speaker
and it will, you know, it's it's it was like 1500 pesos a month. It's like 200 bucks a month. That's not bad. No. And right across the street, literally right across the street was this place that I got a little actually. No, that's the video. Oh, OK. Authentic video. Yeah, that looks like.
04:21:34
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Beria. Yeah. They have a restaurant here that I order that from and they make a good one. Yeah. Look, it was a real chili boy. Yeah. Yeah. All this. And then you grind it. The funny thing is, is like I watch stuff like this. I'm like, I can just ask my wife to make that. My wife, make my wife loves to cook. I won't cook to save my life. I mean, to get to get the ingredients is like we could go to like our local fiesta to get it. But then.
04:22:03
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This is the farther drive. So he's got a la Micho Kana and Micho Kana is pretty much like a mix like a smaller Mexican grocery ski town. Yeah Yeah There's a Like I can go to Walmart and get all that in green Yeah, because it's Mexico and they like Walmart's so much weird. It's so weird here. They have a section that says imported Yeah, and I can get like pop-tarts. It's done All the American shit. Yeah, I see that cool American shit. I love it. Yeah. But like the funny thing is I get weird cravings for like, like Cool Ranch Doritos. I love Cool Ranch Doritos. But if I want to buy a bag, 10 bucks a bag, too. I thought the corner stores had them. No, I can get Doritos. I can get red nacho Doritos. Yeah, that's what I mean. Cool Ranch. Yeah, yeah, you can't know because it's important. Yeah, yeah.
04:23:01
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Yeah. So I don't get them very often because every time I do, my wife's like, really? You spent $10 on a bag of chips. I'm like, yeah they're cool. right I get them. I'm allowed to get them for my birthday. and i And when my parents come down, like when Brian comes down the week before he leaves, I'm like, okay.
04:23:20
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your job this week is just to buy tons of Slim Jims. You can't buy them here. No, you can't. And know they um have them once they're in my house, they won't last a week. Oh, fuck my mom, my mom buys a big box of the many, many ones. They're like yeah four rate four or five inches long. And there's like 150 in a box. By the time my mom leaves, I'm like, I need more.
04:23:50
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okay yeah you can get them at the costco here so like how much how much would it cost to ship it to you shipping is not ah problem customs is the problem yeah because you pay the duty the is but it would like shipping duy through here yeah cause i mean i like because like my ah because one of my other one of my other friends that lives out in london and stuff I sent him like, um, met like at the, send it as something else. Yeah. Hi lady. Hello. Look who's here. Hello. But yeah, I mean, but yeah, but, but now I think about it. It's like, um, yeah, when I had to go to, when I went to Cancun and when I went to London and Hawaii, I had to like let my banks know like, Hey, I'm going to go out of town.
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04:24:42
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Yeah.
04:24:43
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yeah I used to, I used to sell tours all the time and, and people would go to pay for the tour with their credit card and they're like, why is my card working? I'm like, did you let your bank know you were coming to Mexico? And they're like, no i let the bank veches they shut it off credit card has the insurance or whatever. So I just buy the insurance and I tell them, okay, I'm going through whatever. So don't worry about it for the month. Yeah. But a lot of people who come to Cancun it's the first trip international. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I noticed that a lot.
04:25:15
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Yeah, Cancun Cancun is like my second international trip. Yeah, it's it's not it's not a major. It's a major destination, don't get me wrong, but it's not. It's usually the first place people go because it's the cheapest, too. Yeah, a combo is insanely expensive. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like looking at the all-inclusive down there, it's $400 more than what I'd be paying at Cancun.
04:25:42
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Yeah, it'd be like 1800 or something. or The difference is you might run into somebody like Eddie Murphy. So how's it going, Helen? It's all right. I'm just turning my speakers down because you guys are so loud. like I scream. Sorry. It seems like you're shouting into your mics, but then I can't hear Jeff when I turn the whole thing down because Jeff's at a normal level.
04:26:06
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And you and Brian are just really loud. I'm going to turn my mic down. My mic is at 20. It's not even loud. It's like distorted. Do you know what I mean? Anyway, how is it going? What's happening?
04:26:30
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eating. Talking about Mexico this whole time. Yeah, I noticed that. I'm sure that's going to be still in for all the people listening back to the podcast later. Right. Like he's he' was looking at a map when like nobody knows what the fuck he's are doing.
04:26:45
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No, I want to plan to go there. That's why. because I've been to Mexico City and Acapulco. So I'm like. I just hope that Jeff's on some kind of commission from the Tourist board. I feel really, I feel really dumb because I'm sitting here going like, I know. I was like, oh, I keep seeing these stingrays and I'm like looking around and looking around. I'm like, no, no, that don't look like it. No, no. Oh, there it is. Oh, stingrays. That's funny. At least you're a mate. At least you found it. That would have driven you nuts if you hadn't. Oh, it was.
04:27:18
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because I kept clicking. Like I kept clicking on the on the Google for the restaurants. I'm like, I might rush. Easton, we had his restaurants with swings. Then a list pops up and I'm like clicking and clicking and clicking. And then the fact that there's more than one in itself is a bit like obviously that's a thing. Do you know what I mean? You've got a whole list of them.
04:27:40
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Yeah, and and and it was like asking me like cuisines. I'm like, no, it's just like a little bar and grill. And then and then it's like looking on the map. And then I just and and now like looking on the map of easily has like, oh, there's more. OK, so it's like I started all the way looking from the bottom. I was like looking from the bottom and worked my way up and. I'm like, no, or no. Lion North Day. So you started like a Hey.
04:28:08
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But to be fair, I said it wasn't far from the brewery. But the question was like, which direction of the brewery was where they would go afterwards. We were going around the circle in the brewery and we still couldn't find it. And then that's when I looked in the YouTube video, I was like, I was like, I was like, easily had his nightlife. And then this guy's like walking around and I'm fast forward and all of a sudden I saw right there stingrays. I went.
04:28:37
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Well, don't I feel like a dumb ass? Stingray. Stingray. Because as so I said, stingrays. I remember seeing a lot of stingrays. Yeah. Oh, Brian. I know. I'm such a loser. You must just let's put it down to being, I don't know, food deprived or caffeine deprived or, you know, something. I think it's food deprived. Maggie, where are we?
04:29:11
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it looks wide looks It looks like Scottish council housing. Yes, I don't know. I clicked around here. Yeah, that's but so that's not like the city centre of Edinburgh. That's like so the way that it works is in every other city, right?
04:29:25
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Generally, the suburban inner city areas are dodgy and it gets nicer the further out of town that you go. In Edinburgh, it's the opposite. The city centre is posh and really expensive and the further out you go. Jesus, that field is huge. That's the meadows. These people are littering. That is bad.
04:29:46
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Yeah, I was going to say, I guess if that's happening during the fringes, because just because they haven't the council haven't had a chance to empty any of the but this is in twenty twenty two. Yeah, but what mark is twenty twenty to see August exactly. So it's been during the fringe time. It happens every year, Jeff, it has for 70 years. Well, there's nothing there. So it was I where the fringe was. Did I click back correctly? It's the whole city.
04:30:16
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like mur thing the The place I stayed at is Old Town. Yeah, this this area, yeah, Old Town. Fucking Hogwarts, baby. Well, right right by the castle. If you turn to the left and look up, the castle's right above you. Yeah, yeah that's the bar I went to. There.
04:30:36
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i went to three bars on that looks like it landing but and look like dragon stone right with you jees yeah one was with you the other two i we myself the one with the hanging can actually take a damner got barbs it goes yeah i actually walked up to them go that area go on the royal mile you'll able to walk up to the castle esprein ah and this side is ah go up to that railing over that that's it we can't go into a camp just in december i may i may come back to london zoom in a little open i want to go to london because you could take the train from ah ah scotland to london and stuff so Yeah, I know shit. I know this area. I was actually in there. Last time I went to London, I actually had to drive down because it was the day that the trains had a fucking strike. That is a pretty boo. Mm hmm. Yeah, the castle. And.
04:31:40
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Yeah, when that happened, my friend was throwing a temper tantrum because he's like, I got to meet a client in four hours. It was the day that I had to go as well, because it was a major 70th birthday celebration at the Royal Albert Hall. It was the only day. And I remember that and you drove instead of in the thing because it was on strike. Yeah, look I'll tell you, this is this is the town that I want to live in. Mew. Mew.
04:32:04
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Wait, in Scotland? Oh, in France? No, this is in France. you It's 45 minutes outside of Paris. OK. But it's got average. I don't want to be sleeping on no cardboard bed. It looks like a shithole. Sorry, but it does. Oh, that was just where I clicked. It looks like one of our council estates on the outskirts of Edinburgh. Right, like the ghetto area.
04:32:32
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Well, the one place I looked at If I, if I could make enough money, there's a place that, you know, once I was very surprised that there was a lot of Indian people in Scotland, like Adam Park and an Asian. it is That's why it blows my mind when people are like, are there, are there like black people in Scotland? Are there like, you know, aability ah like and people as color people of color in Scotland is like, uh, yeah, in that area. Oh, okay.
04:33:03
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This building is for sale for 15 million US. So that's about maybe 11 or 12 million. I'd buy it. and I'd buy it. I'd just be the only tenant living in it. What is it currently set up as? Is it offices? Is it? No, at their house they're houses. They're flats. So you can rent them out. Yeah.
04:33:27
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Well, I think it's, I think, no, I i gotta to remember. I remember what, I can't remember remember what, how much it is, but it's like, it's not insanely expensive. Or for the amount, maybe it's this building. It's one of these big buildings. Oh my God. You doesn't even know which fucking building it is. but I don't know. They all look the same. It's fucking France. Fucking French. What are you gonna do? Jesus Christ, man. Look, it looks like very similar building. But you can see the Eiffel Tower from it.
04:33:56
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that that building looks like the building where they shoot movies right yeah like in the movies so on a serious question though like did y'all find the the opening ceremony to olympics weird um it was oh was it was it was so weird because it was on the water yeah so like guess these you feel like you and and lighting the fire are yeah snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop snoop
04:34:36
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With what? what what ah Oh, yeah. Yeah. I did the mission possible stunt. But ah what what I liked was where they had the rock band and you had like the the headless lady singing. Oh, that was pretty cool. I never saw any of it. Don't forget. I've been doing the Edinburgh Finch. I've been totally immersed in that. I've not a chance to look it up on YouTube. Or yeah say Brian, find me a link. the If I do it, I thought it won't show me a link that you guys can see. Betty.
04:35:05
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or but it was like a metal band. There's a French metal band doing their one of their songs and Samsung was one of the sponsors of the band. That doesn't really know all things down. That's exactly what they were doing. They they had Marie Antoinette in each window. A headless Marie Antoinette. That's cool. It was kind of cool. I was impressed as fuck.
04:35:36
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I saw Pits and Pieces. Oh, it's the Para Olympics. Jean-Michel Jarre to headline Paris 2024. Para Olympics closing ceremony. Para is going to be there. yeah Because it would be very unusual for anything big happening in France for Jean-Michel Jarre to not be involved. Who is that? Why do I know that name? He's one of the most, I mean, he's a pioneer in electronic Oh okay. But he used to do he's one like he's been in the Guinness book ah World Records for having like the biggest concerts. like He did one for you did one for um the Bastille the celebrations in the early 90s and this crowd is the biggest crowd that's ever been recorded at a live event. It was spanning from Liard de Triomphe all the way down to La Defense.
04:36:28
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Narch at one end to the other, it's the whole Champs-Elysees, it was just full of people like he' and its and it was like that like light shows and you know before it was a thing right way back when the technology was like really in its infancy he was so far advanced with that like he would have like lasers going up entire skyscrapers and you know whole like projections and stuff like he's well known very well known in France, very well known and in the rest of Europe. I would have been the one guy not going there. I'd be like, how do I get the fuck out of here? Because there's way too many people in one place. yeah I don't like going to the fucking mall. It's the thing that i <unk> thing that made me discover them. My mum sat up all night when VHS tape recorders were a thing.
04:37:21
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She stayed, it was obviously broadcast on TV and it was when we had adverts on TV, so she'd stayed up to cut out the adverts so that she recorded the whole concert, she stayed up to watch it. Oh wow, she had to applause it when the public rehearsal came on. Yeah, and then when I got up in the morning I was like 9 or 10 or something and she showed me this thing and I was just like, okay, wow, I'm in love with electronic music. It was one of those things that was just like seminal, it stuck with me. Right.
04:37:47
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So fucking cool. He plays this thing called the laser harp, right? And he has these big like gloves on and he plays, he plays the lasers like. Oh, okay. So it's like, so yeah you know, those things that you do with the same thing. This sounds actually from an Elka syntax, but that's irrelevant. it he He triggers it with the, with breaking the, the light beam, the laser beam. Yeah. yeah he's a heart very cool The same concept of that. Whatever the harp.
04:38:15
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Well, what? um what what's No, who's the. Do you remember the show Black Books? like Vaguely, I never really watched it. and Bill Bailey is in that. Bill Bailey. Bill Bailey plays a machine that literally it works on sound waves. It's literally a bar and a box. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. It's the same concept. I think I found it. You're talking about a sediment.
04:38:42
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Yeah, right. That's a different thing, Jeeves. Stemmons based on, you know, it's not available year around the the actual sentiment with us. This is breaking. I guess I would have to show it. but i'm well i I might be able to do it. I thought it was the same thing. My bad. I searched the same thing. I could just find it on my end. What is it you're looking for? The opening ceremonies that that
04:39:07
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The Battle Rock Band. Bill Bailey came. I mean, Bill Bailey's a musician, comedian. And Bill Bailey, like, you're talking... Bill Bailey's awesome. You're talking 10 or 15 years after, like, I mean, Jean-Michel Jarre has been going since the 70s. Do you know what I mean? Like... This is Bill Bailey. I can't play the music because we'll get a band. but did you ever see Did you ever see... I'll watch this in the background of while we're talking, but did you ever see the skit that Bill Bailey did?
04:39:36
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um I was part of the part troll m tour where he did a skit for Kraftwerk. Yes. You do that hockey cookie and you turn or around. That's funny as fuck.
04:39:52
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it a hard okay well well well Kraftwerk are like the German version of Jean-Michel Jarre's like the French version. Do you know what I mean? like They're both like grandfathers of electronic music. They were both pioneering in the same way, right? So if you know who Kraftwerk are,
04:40:05
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yeah i Yo, I love Gojira. They're an awesome band. I actually did an old party where they had only metal bands there and they had Gojira perform. It was through my college. Actually, one of my teachers actually wanted to talk a lot.
04:40:26
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Can find you a clip? if i can find your clip Wait, yeah i I have it. i'll just i'll just I'll just mute it. I'll just turn the sound off, but we could just watch the video. Yeah. All right. OK.
04:40:37
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let me share because it won't let me um the screen because i'm in different country and it won't let me all right let me know when you're ready yeah because you're original all right here we go just keep it muted yeah i mean it they they did uh like this was done in the um in one of the theaters so that's li just like that's like that's like lemme is like from lemme yeah back in the day Well, no, this is a musical, Les Mis. Oh, yeah. Les Mis, Rabe.
04:41:17
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People were pissed about this part. I don't understand why. ah what I don't either. It's fucking history. It's Marie Antoinette. As soon as I saw it, I was like, holy shit, they got Marie Antoinette up on this page. Yeah, but they've got multiple Marie Antoinettes. Yeah, I know. Just the fact that, oh, she's beheaded. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm like. I'm like, guys, it's history. Like, no. It's great. That's how she died.
04:41:38
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really think marie antoinette was the last one he the last one was anne boleyn No, no, the last. Well, that was that was one of the eight's English wives. That was Henry the eighth was the kind of England that's an entirely different piece of history. But the last person to be headed in. You've never you've never sounded more fucking American right now, Brian. Well, I mean, no when when he said he said like the last beheading, I'm like, wait, when that's what I asked. I was like, like in the former, I asked in the form of a question is like, was that Anne Boleyn? Here's the thing, right?
04:42:12
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just beheading period lesson okay so the last beheading was in 1977 the thing about the french revolution is they haven't forgotten that in france like ah workers workers in france are listened to if there's going to be a strike they are fucking listened to the powers that be listen to their workers listen to their people because they haven't fucking forgotten what happened yeah right Well, they need to start listening to their farmers. How much have the people worked? Because they haven't fucking forgotten that the people will fucking rise up. They need to start listening to their farmers. It was a couple of months ago, the farmers got pissed off and started throwing shit at parliament. Like they showed up with tractors with manure spreaders and shot it at parliament. I want to know when we're going to have our fucking revolution. Amen to that. No, ah all around the world ah is a legacy of William Wallace.
04:43:09
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All around the world's people, the farmers have been stepping up and saying, what the fuck? You know, yeah, it's not just France. Yeah. Like you guys did have a revolution. It's called the American Revolution. And you lost.
04:43:24
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the revolution
04:43:27
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That's not even a revolution, bro. nothing think It was Scotland, man. talent They challenged King Richard. But no, this was cool. like obviously we kept you know I love this band, Kajiro. I've seen them like live go by live. So I love these guys. They're amazing. They were cool. Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool. I was like, whoa, that's pretty dope. It was a cool concept from what they did. The the problem I had with the opening ceremony came down to one thing. It literally looked like, yeah, OK, look at all these clothes and everybody on it. I don't want to get me started on that. You know, I didn't put that together until it was showed to me online.
04:44:07
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yeah i didn't put it nice i didn't put it together either i didn't put two and two together on that can i give you a link here right now sure you'll have to do the same thing you'll probably have to have it muted because obviously yeah he's a massive artist jfist and sony on his stuff it will probably get flagged so just keep it muted but it's to show you his stuff his general like thing and about three and a half minutes in is when the laser harp starts but you'll get an idea you know like the the scale of it you know so three and a half minutes about three and a half yeah give give it take it where it says right there where it's most replayed that's him playing yeah wow that was back when was this 1990 holy cow it was very away ahead of his time
04:45:03
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my hair is looking great this is why i thought it was the harmon fully walked yeah i thought it was a theremin yeah no it's not it's not it's a completely different instrument he does play the theremin as well actually Is this like not too loud? Or like is it like obsolete now? Or still people still do this? He still plays the laser heart. people just He just did it in Dubrovnik earlier in the years. He still plays it. But it's very, it's very like sometimes it works and sometimes it fucking doesn't. and Much like old synthesizers, right? It's lasers. And with these lasers. Lasers. Lasers. Lasers.
04:45:52
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leaves i watch shirt pulled up in laser i would be the asshole that like if i if i'm ever in a band that like we want you in our band okay that's what i want to play i want to play the lazer want to play the laser laers no Now we actually have guys who actually joined the band but they actually not like either they they're doing lighting or they're doing sound and they say oh I'm part of the band right no but i like if i'm on music Is that what you do, Jeeves? Is that you talking for yourself? No, I actually start off as a sound guy and then I end up being the drummer. It was a joke, Jeeves. I could not be a drummer. I can't keep beat with myself. I know. wouldn't like i can middle school I tried percussion and that it i failed miserably.
04:46:43
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I'm fucking brilliant at the eardrums to beat me from that one. I give it all of that. I mean, that's what I mean. Like I'm a big fan of Blue Man Group. Blue Man Group is awesome. I'm the king of the air harmonica Blue Man Group. No one's saying nothing.
04:47:05
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I'm the champ, so to speak. As Jeff talked about his lip skills. No, I just I can play the harmonica. Oh, he can play the skin flu, too. Yeah, I can. It should be in that show. Lipsink. It should be in that show. Lipsink. Oh, you've seen that lipstick battle? Yeah. and That's with a little cool. Lipsink.
04:47:34
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Yeah, a lipstick battle. Well, I would kneel that. I would fucking kneel that. I know you should be in there. Oh, I would. Yeah. Unfortunately, we're just just shy of being famous enough. Yeah. I mean, me and Tom Holland were friends, but, you know, I don't know. I remember that the latest. There's a lot of people on there. I've I've no fucking clue who they are. Yeah. Adam Lambert from I love watching those. They crack me up.
04:48:04
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I don't like, I don't like Adam Lambert in Queen. like I don't remember Adam Lambert before he was anything to do with Queen. Yeah, he was on American Idol. That's how he got famous. He was on something before even that though. Oh, I don't remember him. You're the best person ever to do American Idol. She banged. She banged. That motherfucker made money. He got paid. I'm not mad at him. I wish I could do something that stupid. I just want you to sing that again, Jeff. No.
04:48:34
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dont um now my singing ability ah as much as we get and That's That's about the dumbing your name. That's about the dumbing your name. That's about the dumbing Uh, Britain's Got Talent had that one kid on where he worked in a biscuit factory and his parents didn't know he was there. Oh yeah. And he's, and his dad's in the audience like, where's your dad work? And he's like, he works there too. And then like, what's your dad do? And he's like, dad, what do you do?
04:49:18
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You know, it becomes a kid when the kids sang. Holy shit. in mike music I don't watch any of those programs. I think they're so good to have. I think the first couple first couple of series then fair enough. But then after a while, it just becomes I mean, the they've really contributed to decimate in the fucking industry. Oh, I agree. Oh, totally. It's the same here in America. However, I will I will 100 percent binge myself on. Golden buzzer.
04:49:50
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Like if you could put in Golden Buzzer, American I.O. Golden Buzzer, stuff like that. the There's a guy on there. he's He sings Bette Midler's, um but that some say love is like, it's called the rose. i'm saying That's the one.
04:50:07
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Yeah. Yeah. I let you do the singing because I don't know they sing anymore than that. But this dude, this dude, he says, he says, why are you saying they ask why? Well, why that song? And he's like, well, it was my it was played at my grandfather's funeral. And they're like, who's who's supporting you? He's like, my grandmother supports me. You know, she she's she's behind me every step and grandma's in backstage. And this dude sings. I cry every time like a little fucking girl with skin. But you do understand.
04:50:35
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Yeah, that the whole thing set up like you do understand that most of the people that are auditioning aren't just walk-ins from the job. Oh, yeah, because there's they don't give interviews like they do because before this person performs, they have a whole background interview. But they've been recruited. They've got producers that actually go out and find people. Yes. Don't ruin it for me. You know, it's not just people who have walked in. It's like telling me fucking time travel doesn't exist.
04:51:05
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And the fact of the future is bullshit. You ruined it. Todie. Damn you, woman. Saus. It's like finding out Santa Claus doesn't exist. Jesus. Saus. I'm fucking heartbroken. Santa Claus is real. but a lot of people do believe that A lot of people do believe that it's just people who, you know, get lucky who are members of the public. Agreed. And that's not the case at all.
04:51:32
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It is a member of the thing, but they they pick out the people out of the crowd. Yeah. and No. hey jeff Tell me. I people who have been approached. Oh, OK, sorry. They go out and find people who are already working as comedians, as musicians, who are already doing gigs. They go out and they they actually bring them in. Right.
04:52:00
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the recruit that actually actually really god we're not doing a fit thing are we Not for very long because I'm gonna get hungry real quick faster than i eighteen But know, this is what you need to be doing Fuck your day job. This is what you need to do. I've seen you cook Listen, then I work at a broadcasting company and this is what I do shoot a cooking shows ah dude i'd be professor guy in I will I will say this with like la I Will say this Jeeves has better knife skills that I do That worked as a chef for like fucking ten years
04:52:41
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and a lot of jobs. I was a chef for Glenn years. I was a chef. I have butchered a whole fucking bear, a whole cow, a whole ah lamb. I was just like when he says, because like I because tomorrow I'm going to get up early in the morning and I got to trim two racks of ribs. And then when my best friend wakes up, ah like his parents bought brisket to have for Monday.
04:53:09
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to rich and the briskets season it up and I got to watch those videos and I just, my mouth waters for like three days. How much of that fat do you leave on there? None? A quarter inch. OK, that's good. Yeah, you don't want to go too thin because like drop because then the meat, like yeah, you'll lose the flavor and then on top of that, the meat will dry out fast. You don't want to go too thin because the meat will dry out. Yeah.
04:53:35
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and that a that he and says The dirty mind of the group Wow ah like yeah talk i' thirty you really good okay i said yeah just leave the four spin on there yeah but no buy this like something in the chat earlier and i think it was can't remember who it was think it was brian and it sounded like he said the word nymphon and i think it was the name of restaurant but it sounded like the you nanfa the us it sounded like you say you i said mean fast
04:54:08
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yeah but that's but when you time it sounded like you were calling something yeah oh No, I am. Oh, I'm just lacking in the actual sex part of the nymphomaniac.
04:54:23
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Yeah, awkward silence. You're like, well, excuse me. I think every guy is a nymphomaniac. They just can't get late enough. Jesus. True.
04:54:37
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uh i would be true even though i have a girlfriend i mean look yeah but the sex you're having is not enough to satisfy am i wrong uh no okay okay but but if you could double the amount of sex would you i don't know if i wouldn't wouldn't anyone no i don't think it'll satisfy my both of us because it's too much i don't think that's just a man thing It's too much. Yeah, women are less inclined to acknowledge it. Because I know chicks. Do you think so? I was telling Blaze earlier or Connor earlier that when I was a cheerleader, I hung out with 22 girls for two years. Those chicks were way hornier than I was.
04:55:24
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Now that I don't believe. Anybody be more near than you. I doubt that will say any much. No, because there were times where they're like, you know what? What are you doing tonight? I'm like, I don't know. I'm going to go home, watch a little TV. Like, why don't you come home when I have sex with you? OK. Poor Jeff. Oh, it was terrible. It was horrible. It was usually for your body. That wasn't just my body. It was my penis. Is that not part of your body? Or is that like external? It's just an object. Is that not attached to your body?
04:55:54
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That's an object that's sitting there. There you go, Jeff. Jesus. You're sending me more food? Goddamn. Look, Brian sent me pictures of his meat. Brian, where were you last night? This is the process. By the way, where were you? Oh, man. Work, and then after that, fucking I had to go help a friend. Was that your mom? No.
04:56:22
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but if I have expected you to come in last night for the bad juice thing. Yeah, I saw your invite and everything. Question, Brian, can you just cook it as is? You can, but it'll take you forever, though. It'll take forever to cook it, because all that fat. Yeah, and the fat would reduce, and you get too much liquid. Yeah, it'd be worth it, though. I like, I love it. Oh, but you would have to drain it out every time.
04:56:54
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No, in order for that layer of that crispiness. Picking the fat off when I'm eating meat. Oh, no, you could keep it on in this thing, but then you have to drain it out for that skin to crisp up and stuff the meat on the outside layer. But I love it. You won't get an even cooking and it won't be the proper. I'm weird like that. Even when I'm eating like bacon or something, like I'll pick the fat off.
04:57:16
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Oh, no, oh no, no. I used to, you know, I still have that habit of because obviously I've always had cats. So I'd pick off the bacon and give it to the cat and I still find myself doing it. And the cat died in like November and there's no fucking cat.
04:57:35
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I'm still in the house. Gosh, she was 16. It's a habit. You killed her because your feeder shit does a bacon. No, no, no. You got the habit of doing something for 16 years. and this oh yeah She's not there. She always comes in amongst her cuddles.
04:57:56
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Yeah, yeah, every time she eats. You can throw an entire pig on the grill. I will eat every bite from the rooter to the tutor, man. Oh, we should do it under the sand. Like, how would they do it in Hawaii? Well, they do that here. That's how they make the cochineer. They bury a hole in the ground, throw the whole fucking pig in there, and light a fire. And also too, I mean, and also too, like, for certain cuts, like, they wrap it up in banana leaf. Yeah. It's amazing.
04:58:22
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Yeah. It's still looks like she's ready. I'm happy to just let anybody cook it for me. I'll have. I agree. I'll eat the shit out of it. I don't want my friends dirty. I don't want to fucking get up in there. Just pick it for me. I don't have a problem with getting up in there or anything like that. I have a problem. It's like it's a lot of fucking work. I don't want to fucking do it. I get in there, daddy. I like doing that kind of stuff because I did it for 11. I was a vegetarian for 15 years, right? ah so you not so there're still a <unk> So they're still mindset of like, It's a little good i'm quick I'm quite happy to have that disconnect between the fact that, you know, I know it was a loving thing ah yeah i about to eat it. I mean, I didn't really want to get involved in it. Right. Right. And I'll eat it. Do you know what I mean? I've never had that problem because I grew up on a farm where like if it walked around, we were going to kill it eventually needed. Yeah. With the exception of the dogs and cats where we were just like, hey, you kill the mice and you make sure the cat animals stay where they're supposed to. But.
04:59:36
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i like there's I just think there's so much cruelty and slaughter. Like if if animals were... looking if and know yeah Exactly. And that's my issue. I think if, you know, I've not got an issue with people eating meat. Obviously I do it myself. and mass It's just the math is just a mass production of, you know, factually.
04:59:55
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and the master that open that you know I've been in the mass production and in the mass production, the way they do it is very cruel. 100% I will not lie. But people who are in the farm and you go to a farm and get the stuff, they actually treat them. That's what I'm saying. I think you owe it to yourself to buy something that's been reared well. and oh so Unfortunately, not not everybody has that availability. Well, I don't know how many farms you saw and in New York City, but I didn't see any.
05:00:29
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But no, but it's like, right. Well, that's like the same number. So any farms in New York, same number. So any mass produced farms either then, did you? Like, it's the same. No, because it's all shipped in from big farms. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. You can you can ship it in from I just think if you're going to eat meat, you fucking owe it to yourself to. Well, unfortunately, in order to for the amount of meat that is eaten on the planet. It's and I get the cruelty thing. It's about speed.
05:01:00
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It's not just the cruelty thing that's really bad for the environment as well. It's a really under. Cows are horrible for the environment. but it It's not just the fact that the cows are horrible for the environment. Obviously they do a lot of fart and I'm not even talking about that. In terms of and productantty um terms of productivity a good way to use land, reading cattle is not a good use of land. oh it' not not right do you know what I mean so you know ah there's a lot there's a massive environmental impact obviously I'm not gonna like do a spiel because I'm not a a vegetarian I do eat meat but I just you know I still have that part of my brain where I find it hard to
05:01:42
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re i i feel no i three hundred percent because I've worked in the industry. I totally honest understand what you're saying. Was he like me? I, I, I, when I was in high school, one I was part of a ah group and Brian, you've probably heard of it. It's, it's called the FFA future farmers of America. Yes. And it was a class, but it was, it was what we call a bird course where you just fly right. then in and And then like in the intermediate school, they have a ah four H.
05:02:12
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Yeah, 4-H as well. that the only way The only way you fail is if you don't do your class project. Now, your class project can be anything. like if you but Like my sister, for her class project, she built an entertainment stand. It took her three days. I raised pigs. And I went and bought four piglets that were about this big. And I raised them to the size of hogs and then sold them at the fair.
05:02:40
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Oh, yeah. and used to do People pay mad money for this. Oh my gosh, dude. up i i I think in total per hog, I spent maybe $300 in food, caring, all and my pigs were taken well care of. Each one I made like four grand on. Yeah. ah roughth like Like this one girl I was dating, like her daughter was doing an FFA and her first animal was a lamb and that was a lot of work. I had to really get this lamb out in a cage and like have them run last because they judge like the muscle structure and how much fur and also stuff. So, uh, luckily like one of the other FFA instructors like, um, I mean out of the pen, I mean, you know, we took it out of the pen, but
05:03:34
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Luckily one of the other FFA instructors like he would he would like do all the trimming all the grooming of the lambs and yoga to all that yeah yeah So he would do all that and then They have like little like a little donut is where I got a really chase, you know I got a lamb with the deal just so he could jump over work on the muscles and all that That was a lot of work. And then the the feed buying the bags of feed. I mean, I'm like putting are so easy la just um don't eat anything I mean, but, but you know, like my girlfriend at the time, she was doing all this for her daughter. She was a nurse, so she made the money. So it's like, she goes, yeah, like she gave me $200. Like, yeah, this get like 150 pounds worth of feed for the, for the, good for the lamb. And I'm like, Ali. And, um, yeah, I mean, we did it. And then when, and then when the Houston livestock show and rodeo came about, like the auction, the, it got auctioned for like 4,800. Yeah.
05:04:35
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Not bad, but it could have been higher had we got more Experience we're not well if we had a little bit more knowledge on what to do We're just taking everybody's of us. Oh, yeah, you just do this. You do this. Okay? but then It's an experience thing like the more experience you have the more you'll make Yeah, and then so the livestock shows like normally like February March So then when that's over then we then like a month later. Boom. We raised chickens and
05:05:09
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10 toes right there. a Oh my god, dude, I had to set up the tarps because it's later in the year for the for the Fort Bend County Fairgrounds ah County Fair. I had to set up tarps and everything and little heat lamps. So that way is that when the wind's not getting high. Yeah, it was one guys. Yeah. Oh, dude, I killed about seven. well and theres like keep them more Well, no, no, no, big because because like they they like, you know, they we raise them too fast or, you know, because they're like, we got to make you got to have a. Well, not only that, but the thing about it is, though, you're raising them too fast because only a handful gets selected for the for the fairgrounds for the fairground auction.
05:05:58
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so the ones that don't make the cut the imnna see ones it like kind a ah like struggling to breathe and i'm like i'm sitting there like i'll take a little bottle of the the little gatorade for animals i'm like come on come on and i just yeah i'm like and they'm like ah they're sitting like have to kind of i mean but but the thing but the the became like dinner lunch. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's a story. There's this this guy from New York City. He moves out to the country and he goes to the the feed store. He's like, hi, you guys sell chickens? He says, yeah, this is right. I'll I'll take I'll take two hundred. and Three weeks later, he comes back. He says, I need 200 more chickens. So what happens? They all die. Yeah.
05:06:53
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So, so it goes back. It comes back three weeks later. I need 200 more. What the hell? He's like, I don't know. Maybe I'm burying them too deep or too far apart. I don't know. Bearing them. Oh, oh okay. That's one of the little farm jokes we used to tell all the time. I don't know if a plant is too far apart or too deep.
05:07:18
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, the pen putting up the tars but it's like i had to get the little feed or drinks i had to do two of them with water and then two of them with like gatorade type yeah and then um the surrounding in i had like ah right on the back end kind of like an an l formation but right along the edges of the pen where i had to put all the feet in so that way they could all just get in and then by time they got bigger and bigger then it's like dang had to put it another by another set of ah the troughs so all the chickens are running around into the troughs and the poop and if there's shit everywhere
05:07:57
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yeah shit everywhere and then on top of that it's like Yeah. And then on top of that, you know like 150 chickens. Yeah. And then it's like for like the clumpy for like the clumps of the of the shit. I scooped that up, put that in a bag and then I had to unload like another bag of shavings just so all these little chickens could like live in comfort. And the only thing i'm the the only thing I'm looking at, I'm like, oh, I can't wait till you motherfuckers die because I'm going to be eating on your ass. I'm going to eat your whole family for a whole month.
05:08:30
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It's like my dad, my dad, we had a, you know, I grew up on 27 acres and we weren't farmers per se, but like mom I did FFA, my sisters did FFA. And we all at one time when I was like, my sister had a horse because she raised a horse. She she sold the horse eventually yeah to people that ride. And then my other sister, she had pigs. I did pigs. My brother did pigs.
05:09:00
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So we always had animals on the farm, but dad, one time we were, it was like my senior year, dad was like, I'm going to go buy 150 chickens. Oh, shit let's go, let's go prep. outlandunder Well, we went and prepped the barn because we had this big barn. And the only thing that was kept in the barn was dad's tractor. So we set it up so the tri chickens couldn't get to the tractor. Everything else was all open space and.
05:09:28
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to the to the point where I would take the tractor and a trailer and for an entire weekend, scoop out all the shit, throw it in the trailer, and then go take it out in the woods and dump it. It was horrible. Horrible. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. The smell is horrendous. However, we ate chicken for like months. We were never short of chicken or eggs.
05:09:54
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yeah I would have chickens for the eggs. As I was going to say, I would have chickens for the eggs. The only problem is we've got a lot of foxes and a lot of cats here. Yeah, Clarkson learned that real quick, didn't he? Keeping them safe would be difficult.
05:10:06
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yeah i well um did you see what Did you watch season three of Clarkson's Farm yet? I haven't watched any of Clarkson's Farm yet. Jeff, I've had a lot of shit happen and I don't have time to watch. time Oh my gosh.
05:10:24
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i think i but I've been trying to find Ashes to Ashes. I've been watching clips on YouTube. no yeah app get corporate brought brit box Check that out Jeff. guys There's Jeeves telling you it's on BritBox. I don't have a BritBox. What are we looking at? An app. It's actually an app. Free trial of BritBox.
05:10:48
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so this is like every february march we have for like about a month and this is like our one of the bigger events in houston i'll be right back 35 000 volunteers holy crap we'll see like in my hometown so we go to bevel street fair this happens every year chapter hall like um No, it's actually tractor pulls they do it every year but like it's very similar It's literally just it's the same thing what brian was just showing just smaller like this This is obviously old ass video, but they It literally just takes up one street and I could probably find a better picture on because Can I just answer your question here? So if you've got a vpn
05:11:47
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Mm hmm. You can watch, john you can watch it on iPlayer, right? abc But if you don't, it's available on, hang on, I just had a list.
05:12:00
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so
05:12:03
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a Is no TV available in? No. OK. Is
05:12:15
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So apparently BritBox is attached to Amazon Prime and you can take it. Yeah, but okay, so take Amazon Prime, I only have so many channels.
05:12:28
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like So Amazon Prime, so, hold on, Brit. brit box Britbox dot.com, there's ah there's a hang on, there's an actual link to it. Do you want me to give you a link? I think I found it. So BritBox, stop.
05:12:41
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Uh, it won't let me play. Look, this is what shows up when I open up the website. Right. But you're, Britbox on its own, right? But if you are on Amazon, you should be able to get Britbox through Amazon as a free trial for like 14 days or something. No, I only get, um so when, if I go on to Amazon, I get, um,
05:13:11
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I can add on other channels like Paramount and stuff like that. But that's it. Like the main ones. I don't get BritBox. I did find but you can get it and a america because can get it in America and Canada because both the Jeeves and Rick were able to. Yeah, he's he's in Mexico, so he might have a different service. as I'm saying, but, you know, it's it's not just the UK. BritBox isn't just a UK thing because you guys were able to. Yeah.
05:13:39
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Mexico with their licensing is different, so he might have a different thing for British. I'm actually just going to look up British TV shows in Mexico. Yeah. I just typed in where can I watch Ashes to Ashes online in Mexico? ah One way you can do that too, ah ah Jeff, is use a VPN. Yeah. also hungry That's basically the only way I can do it. It's also on Apple TV.
05:14:09
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Yeah, but once again, here's the crazy thing. So your apple tv and my apple tv due to region restrictions I will not show the same shit. I get a lot of indian movies. I get a lot of bollywood shit I don't watch it, but I do get it. Yeah Yeah, you would probably have to use a vpn. That's all. Yeah I just haven't actually spring for good vpn um, however On the the website I use is actually called um so my Flixter. Yeah, you might find it over there. Have you looked up? OK, so if I put in Ashes to Ashes, this is what's crazy. This is my Flixter. So if I put it in, it does constantly does pop up. OK.
05:14:56
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There's Ashes to Ashes. When I go to it. It'll have it. There it is. Right. That's CDC.
05:15:06
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And that's the only thing they have that cd season three. Yeah. Because I was going to say that's her haircut and see because it's different each time. They only have a season three and it's only like two episodes. Yeah. It should be like eight episodes. So look, there's season one, season two.
05:15:26
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Nothing. And season three. Yeah, nothing. So it's two episodes of season three only. So when I'm looking at the list, it says streaming on Skygo ITVX now TV or UK TV Play. In Mexico? No, well I've just said um that's just what it's telling me. And then it's in right now. And then it says right now you can watch Ashley Stashes on Brit box, Brit box, Amazon channel, Brit box, Apple TV channel.
05:15:54
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now life on mars right well if on mars is currently on netflix but bashes to ashes isn't i don't i don't use netflix anymore but life on mars only has two seasons yeah and it doesn't have season two on here yeah oh no there it is eight eight episodes so i can watch life on mars which i've watched most of it you know that uh ashes to ashes has it takes place in eight we have so sorry it was going to say ashes to ashes was actually better than life on mars although it's kind of like an offshoot of it and and life on mars is referenced and the the right well the one guy's in both
05:16:38
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Yeah, that's right. It's the same team. But what I'm saying is the writing team had really expanded those characters by Ash's to Ash's. You know what I mean? They're much more rounded characters. Do you know what I mean? It's not just one guy. It's Chris Skell and Jean Hunt and Ray. What's his face? Those three main characters are the same characters, but they're much more well-rounded in Ash's to Ash's. There's more to them. Do you know what I mean?
05:17:09
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She's better written. I mean, it's the same writer same writers, but that's obviously developed the the characters better by then. I've really enjoyed Ash's Tashie's much more than Life of Mars, but I'd seen Ash's Tashie's first and then went back. Ah, that's why. So, yeah, basically I put in where to watch British TV shows in Mexico and it basically Google says get a VPN.
05:17:33
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Yeah, because it's a third world tree and they don't have yeah like like if you can get a VPN, it's it's free on the BBC iPlayer. You don't have to like subscribe to anything. OK, that's cool. BBC iPlayer is free, but obviously and you need to be in the UK to watch it. Yeah, the there's a couple of VPNs I've been looking at.
05:17:53
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um
05:17:55
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The one I had worked. But not very well. Right. If I send you, there's the link to the BBC iPlayer and I'm curious to see what happens when you click on it. I'm presuming it will tell you, you can't watch it where you are, but probably. Yes. I mean, like I'll check it out. So we have a service here called star TV, which is like almost like Hulu. And on that they're now showing the new, uh, uh, what was it? I might be able to watch it here.
05:18:30
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What's that show that we were watching? I just had it in my head. and Now I forgot it. Oh, Dr. Who. That's it, Dr. Who. Does it say there's something written up in the UK? What did that say? Ah, yeah. Yeah, because you're not in the UK. Sorry. Due to the rights, UK advice, UK only. So you'll need to get a VPN, but at least that, you've got the link now. So if you get, if you do get a VPN, you're not having to pay for anything for it. It's free. Yeah. Save that. Actually. there you I, there's one. So I'm looking up. Do you know what we did? Do you know what we did though, Jeff? Yeah. We were on Cantina and I shared on my screen o in Cantina and we sat and watched the whole series. Nice. was Me screen sharing it from BBC iPlayer. That's how we watched it. Well, actually I have a
05:19:27
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I just found a free VPN extension tool that I'm umm installing now. There you go. So I just remembered that we watched. will Yeah, Doctor Who now I get it here on my start. But we watched Doctor Who, we watched Abbott. The thing is as well, Rick also was able to get Doctor Who and whatever it was that he had something that he was able to get British stuff on. Because I remember there was a couple of times where you guys watched it and I wasn't there. like So he had access to it as well. But we definitely watched Ashes to Ashes as a screen share from the VZI player. We sat and watch watched it in the Cantina room. Yes.
05:20:08
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So let's see, let me go ahead and put this on the UK. It should turn it on. So let me see if it works out. I know. I'm so excited. Does it turn on Jeff? Jeff, does it turn on? Turn me on, baby.
05:20:26
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So it says it's on. Let me go ahead and see if it'll let me refresh. Maybe it'll not let me know. Yeah, see, I don't think it worked.
05:20:38
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Yeah, because some VPNs are different. Yeah, I know. That's what that's why you may have to close that screen down and then re-click on the link. Re-open it. Yeah. But now that I saved it, I can go back. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Undy the thing now. I know. I'm excited now. Oh my. So it isn't just that isn't just that isn't just a 3D printed gun in your pocket.
05:21:06
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No, he wants one.
05:21:13
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Oh, hi, Vicki. See, that was a callback to an earlier joke. Anybody in the chat that doesn't understand what the fuck I'm talking about, it was, it's jokes. No, see, that's still not working. Hi, Vicki. It's probably the VPN. So I'll have to actually pay for a VPN. You know, I've got like a free trial VPN.
05:21:34
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You can, but they want to. And then remember to cancel it before it runs out. Yeah, I'm good. Because I'll figure something out. I'll always keep fucking subscribing to things and I forget to cancel them. Yeah, that's that's what will get me. so Sometimes we forget to like put the reminder. They usually have a reminder. I'm so bad. for I'm so bad. Every fucking time, every time I sign up for something, I'm like, oh, fuck, I don't need to actually keep that. I'm terrible.
05:22:04
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So bad. He's trying to get a VPN so you can watch a UK TV show, Vicky. Well, not just the TV show. There's like, I'm trying to find out what else is on here because not only do I like want to see Ash's Ashes, the there's there's a lot of British TV shows that I used to watch yeah that I'd like to watch again.
05:22:27
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Yeah, like I still want to watch um Only Fools and Horses again. yeah Yes. actually the ah In Canada, I can play it on Prime. Only Fools and Horses is probably the funniest sitcom that's ever been written. And it's also well, um like I really enjoyed Porridge as well. Yeah, that's so so fuck that's more subtle. But Ronnie Barker was a clever writer.
05:22:58
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Well, and then the other one I liked was keeping up appearances. That shit cracks me up. I sense bucket. It's bouquet, dear. It's bouquet. I love that bit. And then and then I love the vicar of Diddley.
05:23:18
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that shit, oh my god. yeah the I'm not a big fan of Don French, but the little skinny blonde chick that plays her nun. The jokes at the end, every time she's sitting telling her a fucking joke. Oh my god, it's the funniest thing. My favourite one, my favourite one is, my favourite one is, she says, there's two nuns in a car. Yes.
05:23:42
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And a vampire jumps on the front of the vehicle. So I kind of tell the joke for laughing because hard delivery is so funny. that's a frame scene yeah yeah and Get and them your cross. Push the slabs on the brakes and get out. some so yeah but Get out. yeah i remember that
05:24:10
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I can't tell it as funny as fucking Don French tells it. It's her reaction to not understanding it. It's her reaction not understanding the joke. That is funny as well. Yeah. Yeah. we like poor The poor nun. or something like it She's so funny. here Why isn't that opening? Did you ever see him? There we go.
05:24:35
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love Feel very isolated in a normal school. Here's a good one. Okay, great. Inflatable boy goes into inflatable school with inflatable headmaster. Always lucky you got in. Feel very isolated in a normal school. Go on.
05:24:51
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okay and one day he absolutely runs a muck with a drawing pin going and the headmaster calls him into the study and he says i'm very disappointed in you you've let me down you've let yourself down you've let the whole school down
05:25:13
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I'm sorry, do you think that that is funny? Yeah, I think it's hilarious. Yeah, I don't think that is funny at all. look It's an antisocial and just by laughing at her you are condoning misbehaviour. Yeah, but it's an inflatable school. Exactly! What is the worst thing you can do in an inflatable school? Go round with a drawing pen! And I don't know how you can do that.
05:25:37
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This might be the only one for all the inflatable children in the country. And he's trying to destroy it. That boy needs psychiatric help. And all you can do is laugh at him. You know, sometimes I really do wonder why you're a vicar. So, three nuns get killed in a car crash.
05:25:58
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Yeah and they get up to heaven course and Peter's at the gates and he says I'm afraid you're gonna have to answer a question before you can come in. and So he says to the first one, don't worry the questions are very easy, what was the name of the first woman and she says Eve and he says yeah you're in. So he says to the second one where did Eve live and yeah yeah yeah And she says, Garden of Eden. And he says, yeah, Euryn. And he says to the third one, which was the Mother Superior, I'm afraid the question is going to have to be a little bit more tricky for you. Well, fair enough. Yeah, obviously. And he says to her, what did Eve say when she first saw Adam? And the Mother Superior says, oh, that's a hard one. He says, yeah, Euryn.
05:26:46
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yeah ah it's good Have you ever seen? Well, it's not helping that lady's case because she's a blonde. I know. right ah let the show Have you ever seen Harry Enfield and Chums? No, no. Oh, my God. There's another one you have to discover. So Harry Enfield and Chums were sketch shows where they would play different characters. And it was Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
05:27:14
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And they had all these different cat they had all these different characters and they were all fucking funny as fuck. But the one that's going that's doing the rounds just now is Kevin and Perry because Oasis have reformed and Kathy Burke did this fucking brilliant sketch. This Kevin and Perry comes back for Manchester sketch. Google that. That is fun. that so And it's a woman and she's playing a teenage boy. It's funny as fuck. Harry Enfield in Chums was ah was a brilliant Sure. And countant speaking of sketch shows, I cannot find full episodes. But and and I'm I'm pretty sure, like, you probably hated it. But men stroke women. Have you seen these? It's um it's it hard. Nick Frost in it. Right. Oh, why isn't it? Oh, hold on, because I got my VPN on it. now Let me show it.
05:28:14
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That was weird. I'll make it past the ad, and I'll show you. This is one of the clips. This this show, it's it's it's it's hard to explain, but it's it's literally just men taking the piss out of chicks. Right. Coffee, croissant, and juice.
05:28:41
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hu Who's that? Matthew, is it you? Let's go on the Sammy Peg movies. Who? Yes, of course it's me. I said, who's that? You're alive. My God, you look so different. Where have you been all this time? I went to the shops to get the paper and... Yeah, over an hour ago. Kim, who is the man in our bed? Teddy. Hi. Hello. I didn't know if you were coming back or not.
05:29:11
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and In an hour? In an hour. I had to come to terms with the fact that I may never see you again. And I had to tell our son, our own son, Matthew. oh Where is he? I put him up for adoption. You what? Oh, you didn't want him to. But they're the one of the my favorite ones. And I got to find it because it's. Oh, yeah, here you go. It's called the man cold.
05:29:39
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Oh, that's different about the weather. How are you feeling? How do you think I feel? I feel stupid cold, haven't I? Thanks a lot. Well, darling, you should have said something. I'd have come down and made you some soup. I called for you. I said, Laura. Laura. You didn't come. So I dialed 999. Oh, shit. Where is he? Quickly, love. OK, son. Everything's going to be fine. We're going to die. Not if we can help it.
05:30:14
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It's so Bernie! How did this happen? Oh, he caught the cold off me. Just don't think, do you? I'm a bit confused. Hasn't he just got a cold? For God's sake, woman, he's a man. He's got a man cold. Do not let him let himself from his bed, OK? You, take the spell. When he rings it, I want you to come to him and rub his head and say, poor little bunny.
05:30:39
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Wow. OK, that's good.
Nostalgia for TV Shows and Comedy Sketches
05:30:42
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Let's go. I've got a man in cancer avenue with a hurty knee. A hurty knee? So what about me? Well, I've got a cold too. Have you not heard of Lemsit?
05:30:55
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hot
05:30:59
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But the entire show is like this. I don't want to see BBs. One of my favorite ones, and I got to find it because it's the who See, I all of their faces from other things. Like they are well-known actors in other things. oh yeah I just remember seeing that guy but doing movies with Simon Pegg. But I don't think I've ever seen the series. But I know all of that. Like she's a well-known actress as well. Like I know their faces, but I don't think of. Yeah, he's a famous actor. Yeah, it's like Nick Frost. Nick Frost. There's one where the guy owes money.
05:31:40
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I've put the Kevin and Peri-Sketch in the chat as well. I want you to see that. Oh, here we go. The 200 pounds. This is fucking hilarious. Simon in. He's just having a shower. Oh, how was Toramalinos? Oh, it was great. Yeah. It's good, isn't it? I don't know why it's got the reputation it has. I've never noticed before you've got absolutely fantastic breasts. What? What? Um, thank you.
05:32:10
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and I'd love to touch them. Jesus. Thank you, pardon? Oh, you know, just one of them actually, but they feel lovely. Give you 100 quid. and it so Simon's just upstairs. How can I tell Simon? Put it there.
05:32:33
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All right, go on then if you're quick.
05:32:40
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Oh, that's that's nice. yes Yeah, that's lovely. and yeah
05:32:50
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Oh, yeah, that's smashing. That's yours. Yeah, no, me and Kerry went, Tom, a couple of years ago. I can't believe how packed he was. I'm sorry. That's no use. I'm going to have to talk to the other one now. I'll give you another 100.
05:33:07
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to
05:33:09
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There's the woods.
05:33:13
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that
05:33:21
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Oh yeah, that's that's quality. Lovely. Yeah. What was the weather like?
05:33:34
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um jesus yeah It was great. Oh, how about a go? and um See you. Can we dance?
05:33:47
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oh hey dido Did he give you 200 bucks to use me? yeah ah oh oh Yeah, no, that was that was Neil. but He wanted to see me, but then he had to Did he bring out 200 pounds to use me?
05:34:09
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yeah like is say It's funnier because it's funnier because she's a blonde No, that show is hilarious so okay, I got leggies this is what's this called like this is um
05:34:26
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Harry Enfield and Chums, but it's Kevin and Perry. It was two of the characters. Oh, I know Kevin and Perry. Right. OK. Kevin and Perry go large is one of my favorite films. That was a film, right? So it was it came from this TV show.
05:34:49
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Well, Perry, how is Manchester? Yeah, you know, results. So it's not mad for it. What? Did you guys see how aces? I might have done, he's asking. Oh, me? Oh, yeah, right, so he took my for it. Yeah, they were great, you know, but I don't know, like, you know, because I was so out of it, you know. How is your army? That has been, I don't know, who cares? You know, the way I look at it, I care, you know, there's only two type of people, right? There's us and there's wankers. Yeah, right, I'm a shortcut.
05:35:25
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So how's this the town been when I've been awake? Whoa, I spin a ride, boomer. Now I can't get one on. Cheers, Aunt Perry. I'm in para. Sorted. Sorted? Yeah, I spin a roller-borne wig.
05:35:49
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I've been in my room most of the week, lost that into our assets records. Out of all the words. It's totally uncool, you know. Learning words is what you do at school. Teachers, teacher, out of each stupid. good Hello, Perry. Did you I should have drawn a little bit of a beard on. I'm very grown up. Thank you. Thank you. I really like you, ma'am, you know. I feel like I'd like to shaggers. Shaggers? Yeah, I'd like to shag your mom, too. I'm off out. I'm going to go and beat up a couple of cockney bastards. You coming? Yeah, great.
05:36:37
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Yeah, I'll have some bread and dripping for us, T's arm, will they? Kevin, why are you talking in that extraordinary way? I don't know what that's talking about. Why are you pretending to be a Northerner? You sound very silly. You don't know. Now, I'm real. You're just loving their lies. I hate you.
05:37:05
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Like, the access completely but accent's completely wrong. Like, his accent's completely wrong. It's like fucking West Country. Yeah, yeah but Kevin Perry Galarj, that movie is so fucking funny. The film's funny, but the sketch like the TV sketch show was funnier. Like, it was... Really? And not just those characters as well. They had so many characters. They had, like, I'm trying to think offhand, like, the the wibbly-wobbly old ladies.
05:37:34
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They're the wibbly wobbly old ladies and whenever whenever those two on cantina would fucking fight with each other I used to... I used to remind myself... Oh yeah, we used to play that thing. I'll do your muffin. You can get into my muffin. Hang on, I need to find that. I need to find that. Hang on. There's... There's... You can get into my muffin any time now. I didn't ruin it, Jeez. Give them a minute.
05:37:58
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oh
05:38:01
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no No. That... Kevin and Perry Gillarge, what's the guy's name? He's in, he played Nigel Gruff in The Replacements, Brian. What's his name? Who are you talking about? The guy who plays? The DJ. Oh, I know what you mean. Gruff, something Gruff. Yeah. Riff, Riff, Riff, no. He remembers the name. It's a Welsh name. Yeah. It's a Welsh name and I can't think of what it is. Hang on, give me a second.
05:38:33
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Uh, his is played by... Rif, Rif, Rif, something. I can't remember. there There's the clip for the wibbly-wobbly old ladies, Jeff. You have to watch that. You'll see this fucking curse yourself. Oh, yeah. I've seen it so many times. Oh, yes. I looked too good.
05:38:55
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Hello, young friend. Kelly! Hello, ladies. I've come too early. Oh, young man! You, what's your love at? It's at my altar, you naughty young man, young man! Where's the lovely dark boy that was here yesterday? Er, he begged me to call him the dark boy. Where's the gas leak this time? You're a lovely young man too, you know, young man. You know, we think you're spitting him into a young nest of pickers. If you could just show... Come on, show us your muscles. If you could just show me where you spoke the gases. Oh, you sure she devil. Is she in the bedroom this time when you follow us? Ladies, you haven't got any appliances upstairs. Oh, I can't see. You can hear that, Claire, the plants, it's young man. Proven showers, young man. I think you're saying such a thing, you're so sea monkey, aren't you, all right? Well, shall I just check over your pipe work, then? Oh! How could you say such a thing to a couple of old ladies? Young man! Well, look, if it's not your pipework, what have you got me around here for? Oh, you are strict. In the kitchen, young man. The grill, it don't work. Right, thank you. So, if you say it's your nice bit of crumpet, you'll just have to make do with us. You can stick your poker between my muppets and my toes.
05:40:23
Speaker
Why don't you say such a thing? There you go again, young man! Can I get through, please? Can I just get through? No, no, no, no, no. First things first, we've made you a little snack. Talk in, young man! Talk in! Breathing, he'll smell his lovely, sweaty, sweaty sweat. And look at his lovely bulge. He's like a young visitor, kid. Look, ladies, please, how about you two just stay here, right? I'll get my box of spanners and go through into the kitchen and get on with my work.
05:41:16
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Stop struggling, you naughty young gas man, and you're obviously gagging for it. Don't you just love being in control?
05:41:32
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You can stick your poker in mu muffin day hi and but but that's sort um right it's you right my man.
05:41:45
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like oh not talking under around kenina everywhere Yeah, because every time those two old fucking bitches were at each other's throats That is are you being served served yeah, are you being served? Yeah i love that show yeah because I would watch that and then Red Dwarf and then then the EastEnders. Red Dwarf was one of my favorite things as a kid. Yeah. And then after that, it was like the EastEnders on a public television. yeah Ryan, i think I think you would laugh your ass off. Matter of fact, let me get matter of fact. appearances I but and and never got into the soaps. because you hear the ching ching oh yeah for me sitcoms not like sketch shows because obviously harry enfield that was that's like up there so fucking funny but sitcoms my favorite my top three i would say um only frozen horses is like number one excellent yeah i um and then somewhere between ah i'm kind of conflicted like probably black adder
05:43:02
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season so Seasons 3 and 4 were brilliantly written. Not so much the first series, that was in the pants, but when they brought Ben Elton and Richard Curtis in to write it, it was top fucking notch. So Only Fools and Horses, Black Adder and then Red Dwarf, those were my three favourite things. so have you ever you You said you've never seen Black Books.
05:43:27
Speaker
And but I remember it being around and I remember like I've seen episodes of it. It's not terrible. See the other guy that's in it. Dermot something with a dark hair. he Yeah, he's kind of a he's kind of a toss. He's a dickhead in real life. Oh, don't do it. So that kind of put me. Yo, man. Oh, You guys are still alive. but Yeah, I'm late. 30 minutes. What are you doing?
05:43:58
Speaker
um james i fucking jump ah heart just fucking right nobody' like I can't find the elevator guys. I can't find the elevator and you're wearing glasses. You don't fuck I'm lost I'm lost in the Stanley motel. I can't find the elevator This is two twins so somebody help me where's my room even as doors oh there's that's not my room that's not my room either did you ask for rooms did you ask for room 316 yeah yeah yeah actually actually i did and nobody got it yeah i want room i want room 316 yeah
05:44:53
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ah what room fix street three sixteen give me a hell yeah hip um hit run but yeah and found i found the the
05:45:06
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it's called the elevator ah you know how to use the elevator i did forget why i was going to my car
05:45:20
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you know how to use the elevator um yeah mean yeah your cool push of it oh my god it was amazing we got so many shows coming up are so many guests coming up on the shows elevator your whore i'm inside you i like it
05:45:41
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start yeah but what did you have but mean up which who but she have and looking the the
05:46:05
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then the elator throw
Concert Recap and Future Events
05:46:09
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i didn't even get a chance to meet him in throw have to wait till you get out of the elevator butd you can't hear you thing yeah just wait yeah we didn't want to hear you anyway so wow okay now you can talk yeah you're back and signal in the yeah so uh so uh the show was awesome um the audience was amazing uh we have here in the future we have uh what the hell is my car at
05:46:40
Speaker
Oh, there it is. Like you're not driving home. Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nikki was done actually the Southern outlaws. They took a break and Nikki was like, I got a headache. I'm going to take a nap in the car. And I was like, OK, you are. You want to leave or anything like that? and She's like, no, um um I'm going to go in the car. You do what you're going to do.
05:47:05
Speaker
So, uh, but no, great show, great turnout. Uh, shout out to the Southern outlaws band and Joshua Lee Nelson, uh, absolutely killed it tonight. Um, shout out to our veterans and our disabled veterans, uh, DAB disabled American veterans, uh, fuck ton of money was raised for them.
05:47:30
Speaker
ah So you guys see, you, I don't know if you guys can see this or not, but rocking the SOP little Southern outlaws, man. Uh, I was sweating my balls off in the t-shirt I had when I first got there and mama Sandy was like, you need a new shirt. And I was like, yeah, probably. And she's like, uh, what size do you wear? I said, I don't know, two, three X, whatever they got over there. She came back and then.
05:47:59
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Mickey and the ladies at five fours distillery shout out to five fours distillery um Cut the sleeves off Apparently I became a ah snack once the sleeves were off. I don't know what that means 100% daddy vibes Whatever that means um i want either that're in a dark area and they need your whiteness to like light up the room
05:48:31
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ah first and foremost i'm actually pretty tan i'm not late oh but no no no no ah but then the least ah great show man great time um the the lady who the lady who made the yeah the merchandise her and her husband are going to be guests on the network, coming up down the road, shout out to Renegade BBQ, and, yo Adrian, ah they were there tonight. didn yeah hu
05:49:08
Speaker
they were they can you get free barbecue Yes, dude Renegade barbecue I was walking by at the end of the night and He was like yo click and I was like what up man, and we were talking and I was like, you know shout out to you for Keeping everybody fed tonight blah blah blah. I think he was like, did you eat?
05:49:34
Speaker
He's going back in the lift again. he's back I'm back in the elevator. that to me all right yeah i just wait but Let us know when you get off. I'm going to mute you until then. young man But as soon as he's done with the story, we have to end the show or else we won't be able to post. I know, but my you might as well just go ahead. time limit I think it's like six or seven can be out in 10 minutes. So we're good. How is it? I know. I'm like, you know, I'm starting to yawn now. I'm like, I need to get going. I did that the past couple of nights. I went to bed at like six thirty and I don't wake up till fucking two. Yeah. Today, I woke up at two o'clock thinking it was noon. Oh, he's out of the elevator.
05:50:16
Speaker
it unmute him okay you're unmuted again yeah we got 10 minutes he's lost look at me he's fucking lost yeah he doesn't know where his room is dude check this out check this out i have i have this fucking shining hotel light can you see it behind me yeah that lasting red row red room red row um ah the the the the
05:50:47
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but it's my room i'm going right like which so no i waiting to my room gotta to find the ven new machines come back outside the room here a second but um no ah renegade barbecue out of ah out of cayiahoga ohio i will say that Adrian put his meat not only in my mouth, but also in Nikki's mouth So it wasn't Brian Yeah, Brian, I need you to let your shit up because you send me pictures or hear me in Adrian actually put his meat in my mouth And he called me a dirty little slut instead just shut up and put his meat put his meat in my mouth. so obedient. I So I felt sexy and dirty at the same time. You're like, yes, sir. I think Adrian and I are married. I'm just hazardous and I guess here, right? Correct me if I'm wrong. But I think it might have been a hit.
05:52:05
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go 100% 100 100% tonight was a hit. Um, September 28th, Jeffrey, you're gonna like this, uh, September 28th, more than likely I'm going to be, Nikki and I will be back up here doing the show. So my asshole knocked my key card out of my hand. Uh, but, uh, we will be back up here September 28th.
05:52:34
Speaker
To do a show live nice. They are having a big ass car show nice and They're actually so we're gonna have the people who made the merchandise tonight ah They're gonna come on the show um Renegade barbecue is gonna come on the show one of the shows and five fourths distillery, which is Mike and Don and their wives, who Jen, Mike's wife hooked Nicky up with all kinds of goodies. She gave her a cheesecake flight and all kinds of stuff. They're gonna come on the show down the road. And then I think, I don't think that the kids are with me. Nicky was looking at the calendar. So more than likely we'll be up here on the 28th.
05:53:30
Speaker
To do the car show with them and hang out so um And do the show live like we're gonna do next weekend So Super cool and super super cool and that's awesome and starting November. I'm probably going on the road with the southern outlaws band nice so you know mc alder daughter something What's that Are you going to MC all our shows or something? I'm just going to, I'm just going to go on the road with them and do stuff. Like, yeah, I'm just going to carry their shit. He's going to be the groupie. Yeah, I gotta get going. I was trying to give up like an actual, like he's a roadie. You're like, no, he's the flashlight. No, he's a good guy. I gotta take the dog out.
05:54:25
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i don't like i dont i don't like jeff or to so good night Yeah, we need to close the show five more minutes Yeah i got got a few moment buy a nice machine that works ours don came into sign out this tea i got a appropriate on that what's happening yeah Look we gotta to end this show five more minutes. We gotta to end the show. We only have five minutes. So It's a guess All right. Well, shut up. Okay. Thanks for everybody watching. Thanks for everybody listening. I muted him. We are, of course, nonsensical nonsense. You can follow us at bio.link slash nonsensical network. You'll see links to all our shows plus our merch, which is right up there on your screen as we speak.
05:55:08
Speaker
uh don't forget there is a show every single night of the week as you see mondays is men's caring for men tuesdays blix house and music wednesdays is what the fuck news tuesdays every other thursday sorry is cashes corner uh fridays we do uh whose argument is anyways Saturdays, of course, the flagship show, the open door challenge, nonsensical nonsense. And then, of course, Sundays, I have to call my brother and see if we're doing a show tomorrow, but Jeff's Garage, where we talk cars and whatever fits in your garage, and maybe even meat in your mouth. um So thanks for watching. Thanks for having listening.
05:55:45
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a Young man. Peace, y'all. Yes, everybody say, say out. Cheers, everybody. Bye, everybody.