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Nonsensical Nonsense O.D.C. - The Stoners Take Over, Another Glickless Night
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Join Blazin' and his guest co-host, Britney, on this Glickless Saturday night! Woot Woot! So come on by, come on up and shoot the sh*t with us! Also, yeah it says 8pm, but come one, lets be real, it'll be more like 810ish.
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Introduction and Humor
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by i and
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fine
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The show starts here.
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I love that intro. Usually he does more, but I don't know what he what he has set up to do for Saturday nights. But hi, it's Saturday night. What is up?
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i Did you guys know i have a detachable glick? and he's And I took it off. It's not here tonight. So we are glickless tonight. Glickless!
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Have you ever heard of that song, Detachable Penis, from the early 90s? Yes, of course. yeah I always like to make fun of that song because it's stupid.
Meet Brittany and Military Ties
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But anyway, yeah so Brittany has graciously um agreed to to to to co-host and I didn't even have to beg.
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Imagine. I'm slightly begging a little bit. No, you didn't. I'm here for y'all.
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You're my dudes.
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One day that
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And considering the fact that it is it is Saturday night I guess I should Definitely Glick usually talks and rambles on For a while before he drops the link But I'm just going to fucking drop the link anyway and yeah fuck is you hop the fuck up if y'all want to open door challenge click the link come on up talk to Brittany and I talk to the audience balls in your court so Brittany like like I is is a fellow stoner in and in this world so the stoners took over Saturday night motherfuckers
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Dunners unite, bruv.
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That's a good bourbon. That was kind of smooth. What were we talking about before?
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I don't know. I looked up and realized it was go time. Yeah, I totally forgot. My mind went from whatever we were talking about backstage to, uh-oh, let's to hit the live button.
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I know. and Now my brain is like, the fuck? Not a clue. You had asked me what I did in the Air Force, though, all the time.
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this Did you know do you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah know Tell me what you did in the Air Force. I'm curious. I will. Did you know the month of May is Military Appreciation Month?
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I'm just saying. If nobody knew that... It's military appreciation month.
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Oh, okay. Sorry. My thing was like lagging for a second. Sorry. Oh, no, you're fine. You're fine. You're good I said the month of May is military appreciation month. It's also ah few other things as well. Oh, yeah. I knew that.
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I actually did know that because of my cousin, Josh, who's in the Marines, and I'm like, ah huge's advocate I tried to join the Marines myself and the Army couldn't.
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yeah We talked about this before just because of medical reasons. Fair enough. Unfortunately, I was not able to go.
Military Stories and Experiences
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What does your brother do in the Marines? My cousin? he or cousin um He actually got all the way. now you're fine.
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um He went all the way up to like Sergeant? Corporal? I don't know. He got up there and like and then he ended up being... like He was on the front lines. He went to Iraq and Afghanistan.
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He's been on tour four times or four or five times. I can't remember.
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And then he ended up being like the person that would train the people, like the courses, like he had these videos on his phone where he'd have his gun right in front of it. And he would be like, show them the course that they had to do and the training of.
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Yeah. yeah Okay. he was definitely very hands-on. Sounds like he was in for a while then if he's gone to combat. Oh, yeah.
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How long was he in? But now he's in the National Guard, so he goes like out for a month or whatever, you know. you know Okay. Good for him.
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I think for like eight to ten years, something like that.
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He's my, like, one of my favorite cousins ever. He's such a freaking, like, ADHD hyper ass fucker too. It's like the best.
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So the Marines, that was like the most perfect thing for him to get into.
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Allergies, allergies. Yes.
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i mean Thank you. What's up, rib dog? Rib dog? Excuse guys. Hi, chick. I don't want a lancer.
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Who, me? Oh, my. This is Brittany. Oh, my. Shoot. Oh, shucks. Let's see if I can't do this. there we go Here we go. Here we go.
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Here we go. and There many yeah we go. we go. There we go. I
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i love that you got that. glick is Glick had a concert to go to tonight. I'm not sure exactly. Man, God, I fucking and hope so, man.
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God, I hope I make it tonight. You're gonna make it. Yeah, Glick gliitch had a date last night. He said it went rather well and He said he was going out again tonight. It must have went really well.
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I like the way it sounds. so I took the reins. Almost didn't. Brittany said she'd co-host with me. so I'm like, fuck it. Let's do this.
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Stunners take over. Yeah.
Air Force and Explosives
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Stunners Saturday. Let's go. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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I keep avoiding the question. What did I do in the air force? that was an ammo troop.
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Okay. So explain what you did. and that tells you absolutely nothing. All I think about is like bullets, like putting like gunpowder and bullets or something. That's what my brain goes to.
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No, but i've taken gunpowder out of bullets. Um, no. So, um, in in the air force and munitions true or an ammo troop. We work with both munitions for all the airframes and for everybody else on on the on in the end on on the on the installation. Boy, words are hard today.
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we have very hard every So we would maintain inspect build towards um and inventory um munitions bombs missiles bullets if it went bang pow boom I usually had a hand on it yeah I did not touch I was not a new did you ever blow them up yourself um no not allegedly allegedly no but I was on a
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D mail operation with EOD when I was in Guam there was a bunch of M117s that were that were unsafe to transport off the island so we took care of it there on the island and we worked alongside EOD and i was in charge of the crew that would load these M117s up drive them through the jungle we helped get them into the bulldozer the jungle where were you at in Guam oh Guam. Guam. I'm sorry.
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And then we would EOD would blow them up and dispose of them. And considering EOD had there was one pill box out there, a pill box, think of a safe spot to go hide in when stuff is being blown Anyway, it was only one and they had and they filled it all up. So us ammo troops had to sit underneath the trailer.
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And I remember sitting there after the explosions, we did it like three, four, three, four or five times, depending on how many runs we we we would get done that day.
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And we'd be sitting there and you'd blow up and we'd be underneath the trailer. You could just hear this ting ting ting ting, just metal bits hitting, hitting, just hitting above That's crazy.
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Did you like feel the vibrations and shit? yeah Do you have any PTSD from that? I have ptsd not from for not from that specifically. Oh, okay. Okay.
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All right. We don't have to get in that. and the perfect No, no, you're good. Yeah, i don't want to get into PTSD Yeah, yeah that's that's ah that's in a nutshell what I did in the Air Force.
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Did you know, and I don't know if I should actually say this,
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You can make bombs out of sparklers.
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Yeah. I won't say the other thing, but and because I don't want it to be on the internet. That's one thing about the... be out about me Okay, so when I first joined the Air Force, I originally wanted to be EOD, Explosive Oil Disposable. Yeah.
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But it was like 18. eat Why? It was like 18 months of training. It was just a very long, long tech school.
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What brought you to that? What, explosives? You know what? Never mind. That's an easy question. you guys fuck It's explosives, dude. You guys fucking met me.
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Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, wow. Yeah, I could die tomorrow when I give a shit. But anyway, of course I wouldn't. I'd be dead.
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You'd be dead. But so EOD was like way too long in the tech school. So I was like, well, what's the next job? What's the next job I can do that works with explosives?
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Ammo. And it was like, oh, well, that's only like eight weeks of fucking class or something like that. it was short. Yeah. We used to blow so much shit up. I loved it.
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Oh, I think I told you about that one like chair with the TV on it and the jet fuel and the fireworks and we shot them with guns. yeah We also, that same night, had made bombs with the... um um sparklers and the electrical tape and blew up um what is it called air conditioner and um
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hey a washer washing machine yeah we blew up a lot of stuff it was crazy cky must have been a uh and yeah
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oh Oh shit, you know
Social Media and Tattoos
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what? she's She just might. Wait, what happened? What is that on? Is that on YouTube or what?
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What's that? Yeah. and yeah Okay. So if you notice, right underneath the art has a YouTube symbol. Then whoever this person is, this probably just like a ah spam bot on Twitch.
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That's the Twitch symbol. And if they comment from Facebook, theyll you'll see a Facebook symbol. Oh, okay. see. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So, how long have you been tattooing? I don't know. So, the other day when Glick Did like. a Impromptu interview with you. Which by the way. Was kind of my fault.
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and I'll explain. Kind of my fault. um I didn't hear the whole. The whole entire thing. Because I was at work. So I don't know what you did. and didn't ask you. so So if I ask a question. That you've already answered. You can say man. I already talked about that the other day.
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Honestly. i will probably repeat things. on my own regardless because that's how stanners work you know but um i have only been tattooing for about a little over a year and a half um and and i've only really done like fake skin and myself and two other friends okay i'm not i'm not I'm very brand new with it. yeah
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I've been waiting for years and years. I've asked my mother to get me a tattoo gun for years. And she finally got me one. I asked for tattoo gift cards so I could get some myself.
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yeah well i asked for really i asked for like tattoo like gift cards so i could get um myself and Oh she's like here we'll just tattoo yourself then very you Fair enough Fair enough And I'm pretty good at it I've done it What's the what's the biggest tattoo you've done so far A moon What's that A moon Oh And some letters Oh
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I keep forgetting about some of them. But, yeah, no, it was just like this big. I'm not... Was it just a circle? No, no.
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It's a moon. It's a ball. It's pizza. A circle would be impressive, though. A circle would be impressive because that's hard to do No, I did a ah like a crescent moon.
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On my ex-best friend. A sideways smile. Basically. A sideways smile.
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man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Don't you love how i know what you're saying? know And then she tattooed this piece of shit on me. It's a ghost with a pumpkin on its head.
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fucked it up and I've been trying to fix it.
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Okay. It's trash and it's embarrassing and it actually looks better than it really is. You're too punk for me. Yeah. i pierced my nose with a guitar string.
Piercings and Personal Stories
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We gauge.
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ah It was an F string.
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yeah
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then the page that I had after that, when I actually put ah an actual nose ring into it, it like stretched, that's the part that hurt. When i put the guitar string in, the F string,
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but but That went through like butter. gauge is the F string?
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Dude, I don't know. tiny as fuck. i'm looking at I'm looking it up, though. right Because I'm curious. It probably isn't a gauge. It went through like butter. i was 14, sitting on the toilet Christmas Eve.
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Shaking. Scared to pierce my nose. I like chopped a little guitar string and like unraveled the whatever.
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i pierced it. The next day I got a nose ring from Hot Topic or Spencer. don't know. And I shoved it through there. That part hurt.
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So apparently I don't know how strings work on a guitar, so I'm just going to ignore this question about what Gage Ed is. well this I think it was the sixteen a 14, 16, or 18 when I shoved the actual nose ring through. but it would all that The nose ring was definitely bigger than what the string was. that's so it like It was like... That's a small one.
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It's almost like a needle. Not like punch. yeah mean not like ah not like ah yeah but I know when I got my ears done, just gauged for, it was... it so not like It's not like a needle where they're pushing through the skin and makes a hole. It's like they're chaking they're taking a chunk out.
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Wait, did they stamp your ears like that? like a Like a hole punch? No, no, no no there's no. It was a hollow needle.
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Oh. That's still kind of like a whole bunch. Still takes flesh out though. ah Yeah, and your ears will never go back because that.
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That's fine. Yeah, and that's why i say my dad is so pissed. I touched my ears. And I'll never get young again either, so.
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Yeah, whatever. Yeah.
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Yeah, no, I've ah stretched my ears three times and that's suck ass. But I would always lose a plug, you know, and then I'm not just going have one. Yeah.
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And so finally I went to the Philadelphia tattoo convention and I was looking for like a ah new stretch kit. But this guy was like, nah, dude, you need to get them cut open.
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So they cut my ears open with like a, like a scalpel. sideways and put like glass plugs in and honestly it's so much better than stretching
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and they don't stink i can't hear you dude but and i just realized i was muted i'm keeping mine at four is what i got it done at and i have no no aspirations of going bigger i I order because I just i just put silicone plugs in. I'm allergic.
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I can't do them. You're allergic to silicone? I just can't stand metal. Anyway, I have like i have a tin that I bought like a package of a bunch of just black silicone plugs.
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So if I lose one, I'd pop another in. I'll lose them in bed lot of the times. Yeah, right. i'll lose them i'll lose them in bed a lot lot of the times and i'll find yeah right Or when I go hiking sometimes I'll lose one But No I'll still wear silicone sometimes Even though I'm allergic didn't know you were I didn't know somebody could be allergic to silicone But I guess that makes sense It's only my ears Well I mean i don't know if I'm allergic It's just like they get stinky And I don't like that That's just It's just hygiene I am a clean ass bitch
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So when I take a shower, like when I'm washing my ears, like I said, I just, there's silicone. just pop them out with the soap, wash them, and then wash my ears. They are easier to clean. But I just feel like, I don't know, they make me sweat more.
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Hey, I'm not going to, hey, whatever you got. well I'm not going argue with your ears. Yeah. ah Let me take care of my shit. No, when I was moving my shit today, actually, i want to change out of these because these are getting uncomfortable.
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I've just got my box of plugs and my septum rings. Woo-woo. Yeah, I messed my septum ring, honestly.
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Speaking of which, everybody hit that like and subscribe and share and bell and drop comments. all of that shit. Let Glick know how disappointed you are that he's not here tonight and he's forcing me to do this.
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He's not forcing me. Actually, I originally told him I wasn't going stream tonight because i was going to other things and then I dwelled on it and I was like, do it.
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Do it. Like this shit. Yeah, like this shit. Like this shit. Like this shit. um So I just said. You but recently.
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What's that? What? but I said you had recently brought up. ah You had mentioned Philadelphia. Oh, I love me something. It's a trash town, but it's also.
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Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania weed is not legal, correct? Oh, no. So I've been like real careful now that I moved here.
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i i saw across my news feed that I guess recreational, a bill allowing recreational use either is doing really well in the house or past the house. as It's getting there.
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Yeah. yeah yeah That's good. That's good.
Marijuana and Stoner Tales
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Yeah. Because like the job that I just got since I've moved here, um, I have to do a drug test probably like tomorrow or one of these days.
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And they're like, you don't have to worry about THC. I was like, okay, good. Oh, that's awesome. yeah Well, you're you're pretty close to the border, you know it.
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yeah Yeah, Maryland. It's recreational. It's good to go. so so they My ID, my plates, everything's still Maryland. still too so There's probably a lot of people that live in your area that would go to Maryland, smoke weed, and they were probably having job issues. They probably had to stop.
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see there right it's it's It's these legal states that forcing other states to go legal because the citizens are like, There's nothing wrong with it. It doesn't fuck my job up. Employers are having to force themselves to have to change their rules, and I love it.
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I got pulled over like two weeks ago, and the cop was like, he didn't even give a shit that i had weed in the car. I'm like, okay, cool. Pennsylvania like, it's definitely getting there. you He only cared about the ah Chinese human trafficking boy you had in the truck. with Oh, shit.
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Hey, shut up. I told you that in secret. we frown on but We frown on human trafficking here unless it's
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How long have you been smoking weed? of Okay, this is an interesting story. Since forever. i mean I came out of that womb just fucking sheafing that cheeba man. Probably, man.
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Yeah, dude. but No, I think the first time I ever tried it, I was 11. Okay. Yes, I was 11.
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And it's a very interesting story because I was with a friend and her sister's boyfriend was a pot dealer at the time. And we were going to Walmart and we were stopped at this house and he said, everybody stay in the car. oh And I'm like, yeah. scar Okay.
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So then we went back to her house and like 10 minutes later, there's somebody banging on the freaking door and just bust through with a gun And yeah, her older sister like put her head up to the gun and i was like, what the fuck are you going to do?
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blah blah, blah. We're upstairs. And my little Nokia phone was dead. And couldn't call the cops. my plan was to go out onto the roof. was dead and that okay couldn't call the cop so my plan was to go out onto the roof To climb down the tree to go to the neighbors to call the cops.
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While. Home skillet was. Had the gun trying to steal the money. And whatever. and you were 11 at this time? Yeah. Oh shit. We were on the front page of the freaking. Oh shit. This made the news. we'll Keep going. yeah but that so i Like my plans. Like I said.
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Because our phones were dead. I went out onto the roof to climb down the tree to go to the neighbors for all cops. And he had already gone through all their shit, stole whatever drugs he had on him and all his money, blah blah, blah, blah. So at the same time that, okay, let me go back just real quick.
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We were smoking weed in the car. to Walmart and whatever. That was the first time I ever tried weed. yeah So while all this was going on with the gun and all that, i was shown you were stoned. Oh, fuck.
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What a weird experience. For the first time ever. Dude. Okay. I should have put that in there beforehand. Anyways, so as I'm going out onto the roof to climb down the tree to go to the neighbors to call the cops, he's coming out after stealing the money and the drugs that he had had on him.
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And looked up, heard me, like, on the roof and shot at me, missed. As I was jumping back into the window.
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And then he ran and drove away. and then the fucking boyfriend and chased after him with mace.
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Like, what's going to win? A gun or mace? But yeah, I got shot at when I was 11 for the first time I ever smoked. You'd think I'd never smoke again, but it's probably the reason why i do it.
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I had PTSD ever since and I realized from that moment we just took care of that shit. For sure, dude. And the cops showed up and they took us back to the station. We were there for like eight hours.
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And, like, we were so young. We thought they were going to take our fingerprints. So we were, like, tearing up our water cups.
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but We were so paranoid. That's so funny. Oh, y'all guys watch way too much Law & ah Exactly. 11, though. That's so hilarious.
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Oh, man. At 11, can't sleep. At 11, I'm so worried about freaking G.I. Joe's not smoking weed and buying it. My God. Fucking stone at 11, getting into gunfights and gangbanging. What the fuck over?
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Gangbanging. What the fuck are you trying to I'm joking. I'm joking. Hey, it's my story. It's my night. It's not even the only time. That's not the only time that somebody's broken into. Like, when I stayed over at her house, somebody while I was sleeping over at her house, their dad had, like, lung cancer and was in hospice care in the back of the house. So, like, they got away with everything. Yeah. um Somebody just broke into the house and, like, stole all his shrooms and and drugs and shit.
00:31:54
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Like. That's where I crossed the line. You fuck my shrooms, man.
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It's the best drug on the planet.
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It is. It is. Bet. said it. I said it. Ew, I hate you. hate you. According to Brittany, I'm too old to be saying such a so said Gen Z word.
00:32:24
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Nobody should be saying that word whatsoever. Let's see where it is. Fair enough.
00:32:35
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Shot. Shot? Oh, we're not doing this shot for shot. This is the wrong podcast for that shit. But if if that's the kind of podcast you want, I know I can get you i can get you to be a guest on another shot podcast.
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It has to be on the weekend. That was But I'm down. Oh, yeah, know.
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No, I'd rather do like toke for toke. Right? All right, so that is you have brought it up you've brought it up before in the past because I've brought it up and you've made agreeing comments. Trailer Park Boys.
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Yeah, dude. I would absolutely love to sit there with Ricky and Tommy Chong going bong hit for bong hit. Fuck yeah, dude. I would too. i That wasn't that was a movie that was in the movie,
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not to one of the episodes Was it? I think it was in God, I can't remember now don't remember, dude I know what you're talking about Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, okay At first I was like, i hold on Does that scene exist? right Or is that a stoner fantasy That I had with Tommy Chong And Ricky going bong hit for bong hit Wait a second No, there's a video, I don't know or is it on YouTube?
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I think it i know it was it was in one of the movies. one of them Because they did movies out outside of the shows that was still part of the show's continuity.
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Yeah. um true but But you can still not watch the movie and still follow the show. The way they did it was brilliant. Definitely. My cousins and I made a drinking game of the show.
00:34:37
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Every time you see ah Julian holding a glass, you have to take a shot or a drink.
00:34:47
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That's not a drinking game. That's like, I'm killing myself without game. That's killing yourself. Yeah. When does he not have his glass in his fucking hand?
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There are times that I've caught because I rewatched because we made a game out of it.
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I'll try to remember the Ricky isms. I love Ricky isms. And I'll even like, yeah, try to make up my own as I go through life in
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They do sound dumb and I sound dumb when I say them. But I say it because I i get to understand how how many people don't watch Trailer Park Boys. Because the ones who get it, they yeah fucking know. Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah. like ah i He's like so dumb, but it's like perfect. Perfectly dumb. but friends with Benedicts.
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actually yeah
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I love his shit it so much.
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And like his wolf tooth print like button up shirt that he always wears. Oh, the black and white one?
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Yeah. It's it's called wolf tooth print. Oh, i've often worn I've often thought about buying that shirt. that I had a um ah dress that was in that pattern once.
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Ew, gross. I know. el it's not It's not an attractive pattern at all.
Literature and Movies
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No, it was a nice dress. And it was when I was like a little thicker.
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i think i'd i think I'd rather wear paisley. but uh gross nah he wore actually i'd rather that pattern came actually from um oh my lanta that old moon book what paisley no no uh wolf hound print came from uh an old book with
00:37:17
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Like from the 80s. Fuck ass balls. Why do I smoke so much weed? Fuck ass balls. somebody fucking clicked that. 37 minutes. man. Bring that shit down. Glick, you better be watching this shit.
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Oh, something in the
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field. I don't know. Whatever. Whatever. It was a book we had to read in high school. Yeah, something... Kill the Mockingbird?
00:37:54
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No. It's one of the... No. It's like one of the ones that you had to read in school. i don't know. The reading curriculums not are not only different between states, but from generations in time. because Yeah, true.
00:38:11
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The Secret Garden is one of my favorites. See, I... yeah We, uh, we had, we read, um, Lord of the Flies. it was one of the ones we had to read.
00:38:23
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Uh, um, that was the title. That might be confusing the title with the movie. Um, bail.
00:38:35
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They wolf. I had to read, but that's not very long. It's epic. Um, and happy um This is gonna fucking kill me. Yeah, I was sitting here trying to remember what books, you said something filled, like filled a dream? Yeah, no, I don't even know if it has filled in it.
00:38:56
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No, I don't even know if it's has filled in it. Battlefield Earth? No, its I don't even think it has filled in it. kill her face High school high school dropout. All facts.
00:39:12
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ah What would you say? Sorry. Oh, who ah he that was the title of the book.
00:39:23
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That's my other favorite book, but. Start. sub genre of that's my other favorite book but
00:39:36
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start
00:39:43
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whatever
00:39:47
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ah that's gonna bug the out of me you'll figure it out eventually yeah well maybe i forget the point of the whole thing anyways but but that that was going to my next question you remember the plot of the whole story
00:40:10
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ah this The dog apparently did. Did you hear that? Sorry. No, you're fine. I'm at dogs.
00:40:21
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Oh, Pepper. Yeah. Oh, Pepper.
00:40:29
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Raven. It's the dog's name. It took me a while. I was like, so what's the plot of the story? Okay, it's... No, no, no, no. Okay, so... He runs away, I think.
00:40:50
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I don't even remember the story, but I know I liked it. a kid runs away? Yeah. Yeah. Is it Huckleberry Huckleberry Finn!
00:41:04
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and Is it Huckleberry Finn? Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Dwayne.
00:41:15
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Is it though? Is it Huckleberry Finn or is it Tom something? Oh my. I don't know if it's Huckleberry Finn. I think it's the other one.
00:41:27
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Oh man. Now you got wrong what it is.
00:41:36
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Adventures Huckleberry Finn, yeah Is it? a novel Yeah, it's a novel by Mark Twain Tom Sawyer Tom Sawyer's comrade, yeah But, no i It is, it might be It probably is, whatever it probably is whatever the adventures. There was there was the adventures of Tom Sawyer and the adventures of of Huckleberry Finn. They were comrades. and They were friends.
00:42:13
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All right. sorry. We don't use comrade anymore because that means that's a bad word. Don't use comrade people. Yeah. So prior to 1950s, the word comrade was used quite often in in reference to friendships or acquaintances or whatnot.
00:42:31
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and then the Red Scare. No, there's another book. I'm telling you. don't know. I'll figure it out. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? No. No. I remember his name. It's a book about kid who ran away. think it was.
00:42:47
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no no because his name was i remember its name it's a book about it name ah booked by a kid who ran away i think oh
00:43:07
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His name was like Hmm It was an interesting name that I really liked Fart Nuggets My Side of the Mountain No We're not going to figure this out tonight Oh Is it The Boy Who Ran Away the boy who ran by No.
00:43:34
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yeah Oh, hey. Oh, I wanted to bring this up last night ah about like movies, but it's it wasn't based on a true story. um Have you ever seen the movie um The Boy Trapped on the Wall or something like that?
00:43:52
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What is that? person People trapped in the wall. I'm good at this, you know? is Is it the kids under the stairs? Yeah!
00:44:05
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Wait, maybe. Let me look at it up.
00:44:12
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Stop saying yeah. and but wait let remember right i keep forgetting. Is it a horror movie? Yes. Is it by Wes Craven?
00:44:25
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i want a little little littleooa And it has... What's his face in it? yeah that's Yeah, I know all of those movies. That one movie with What's-His-Face that plays in all the movies.
00:44:40
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Yeah, it's fun. I love that movie, dude. What's-His-Face is favorite star. God, man. I built a whole fan page dedicated to What's-His-Face.
00:44:53
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I am the best co-star ever, you know? I am. I know you are because you're co-host, not co-star. I am not a star. No, I am a star, bitch. Get it right.
00:45:07
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if you
00:45:10
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But yeah, I used to watch that movie all the freaking time. i must cry What movie? The movie we don't know what title we're talking about? The People Under the Stairs. Okay, are we talking about the right movie? Are we talking about... Okay, here's the movie.
Horror Films Discussion
00:45:26
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right This movie, to this day, i tell myself going to watch again, by I think I'm scared to watch It's called Flowers in the Attic. That movie fucked me up as an adolescent.
00:45:39
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don't know what that... Flowers in the Attic? I'll give you synopsis. quick synopsis A woman ah woman is estranged from her parents because the man she married is not the man that her parents like. And she has two children.
00:45:58
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the father died or the The husband dies. So the woman has absolutely nothing. So she goes back and she begs her parents to come back.
00:46:11
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And they let her. um under one condition. um condition her two children don't know about right away. That her children get locked away in the attic. And so that's what she does.
00:46:25
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And over time, they try try to slowly kill the kids, but they get big savvy of it. Eventually they turn the tables, but it is such a fucked up movie. That's creepy. I'll have to check that out.
00:46:40
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yeah i like sugar I kind of like shit like that though. Yeah. Yeah. It's a, it's a mindfuck movie for sure. I forgot who wrote it, but it's a, it's a good story. That's kind of why i like the people under the stairs or whatever.
00:46:54
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It's up like old school, like French horror type shit.
00:47:05
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Ooh, French horror. Okay. Um, God, we're talking movies now. I dig it. It's still not. For sure. High Tension.
00:47:17
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Yeah. Have you seen that movie?
00:47:22
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i've I have, but it's been a while, so i don't remember. ah Fair enough. Fair enough. Because, you know, the weird thing. No, you're good. So high extension High Tension opens up with it's It opens up and it shows this old truck.
00:47:42
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And as it's panning in on the truck, there's this old ugly looking ugly motherfucker sitting on the truck. yeah, yeah, yeah, And he's getting head.
00:47:53
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And when he's done. Yeah, he's getting road dome. Don't call it road dome. I like that better than road head. Anyway, when he gets done, he chucks the head out of the out of the driver's side window.
00:48:06
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That's how the movie opens I remember now. I have seen that before, yeah. It's twisted-ass movie. If you're into horror movies, it's an older one. think it's from the 90s.
00:48:20
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I've seen a lot of fucked-up, I guess, B-rated movies. and like Horror movies. like Those are the kind of the best, to be honest. Hmm.
00:48:36
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i They're funny So business were since since we're Since we're talking movies I'm trying to keep this so automatic I'm going have to have you up I'm going to to have you up At least in September for more Next time we do stoner movie talk I'm to have to have you up Anyway with with Michael and I chance If you say Pineapple Express I'm probably going to Kick you out of here But what's your favorite statement?
Jay and Silent Bob Series
00:49:05
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I'm good but
00:49:07
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Jane and Sam and Bob. Oh. Like just the duo itself or there all the movies? All of them. All of them. I just adore them.
00:49:21
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I want to hug them. You know what? you're You're at an age where you might have not seen movie. Dogma. Have you seen Dogma?
00:49:35
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Dogma, have seen Dogma, but I was really fucked up. Like, really fucked up. So I don't remember Fair. To be honest. Did you hear the good news about that movie?
00:49:47
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They're making a remake, aren't they?
00:49:52
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No? What? What's the good news? So, that movie, the rights were lost. to Kevin Smith didn didn't have the rights for the longest time. It was a lot of legal shit for like decades.
00:50:05
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Oh, yeah, we've been through the night. yeah Yeah, so the movie kind of just can't be released. Well, he finally has the rights, so it's coming back out in theaters this summer for a limited release. In theaters, hell yeah. yeah just Just a limited limited release, limited theaters.
00:50:22
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And then he's going to re-release it i on streaming services and whatnot. i used to i i used to own it on DVD, and I got rid of all my DVDs thinking I don't need these anymore. They're all on streaming except for that one.
00:50:37
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but But hey, yeah, it's coming back and I'm happy about it because it's a great movie. I'm gonna go. I'll do it. And now that he has the rights back, he can actually do a sequel to it.
00:50:51
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That's what's up. Alanis Morissette played God in that movie. I just want everybody to know that. She's a queen. Yeah.
00:51:03
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I say besides Morgan Freeman, she's probably one of the best actors or actresses to portray or singers to or. Yeah, I was about to say singers or just all around cool person to portray God. So let us. Yeah, she is.
00:51:19
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asked She's a queen. She's a queen, huh? Is she still putting? I don't know. she is i don't know where're hearing You're in that 90s alternate. Yeah.
00:51:38
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yeah Her and I just had conversations about Glick's, one of Glick's least favorite singers and in great wall painters, Kurt Cobain.
00:51:51
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Kurt Cobain killed like Courtney Love.
00:51:59
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Yeah.
00:52:02
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Courtney Love. Allegedly. I don't know. I am not going to lie. I don't think she did it. i don't think she did And you know why I don't think she did it? I don't think she had a reason to.
00:52:16
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like i don't It wasn't greed. She had her own band. She had money. Was she stupid with it? Didn't they say she was like cheating on him with somebody or whatever? So like That thing is all accusations. Every... We weren't there, so we can't say. Exactly. Exactly. yeah
00:52:39
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at one At one time, I heard the story. Well, it's impossible for somebody to shoot their own head off with a shotgun. They can't reach. And not I sat there and picked up a shotgun one day, unloaded, and I tested that theory.
00:52:54
Speaker
And guess what? You can understand. You can. my ex... boyfriend almost did it. but
00:53:05
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You can definitely do it. But don't. Don't.
00:53:12
Speaker
Nope, there's therapy. Get some. I know. Oh my gosh, I can't wait until I get my benefits for my new job so I can get some therapy.
Friendships and Neighborhood Anecdotes
00:53:23
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But for now, you're my therapy, bro. Okay.
00:53:28
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Well, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. All you dudes. I love you guys. I'm glad Rick brought me to you guys.
00:53:41
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For sure. Where is Rick? I don't know. Never mind.
00:53:51
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I'm not going to say it loud. I know you've got kids and all that shit. so i know yeah Well, his kids will be on here too sometimes.
00:54:03
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I know one of them is, yeah. is sometimes into I love both of them. They're so cool. I play Call of Duty with them too.
00:54:13
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ah but
00:54:18
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I won't say their names though. I'll keep it out of here.
00:54:23
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Keep kids out of this shit.
00:54:31
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Yeah. The kids around here that where I've just moved to, they like love me to death. And they keep like leaving me a little presents and shit. It's so cute.
00:54:45
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and' clerk here like ah Like little buds of weed? Are we talking like... No, I wish. Gosh. but that No. They're like little kids. You might be cool. The kids aren't, though. Well, then they need better parents.
00:55:02
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But there were a couple of teenagers riding their BMX bikes and stuff. They looked like they might talk about it while we were... Okay, because...
00:55:15
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um My don off high school son I know was at elementary school
00:55:28
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I won't I won't But no we were over there because her son lost his dad's ashes that he had in like this little bullet necklace thing and we were looking for it And so I was like, those high school, or they look like kids that smurf.
00:55:46
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but
00:55:50
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You know, thing about lives and ashes is you can replace them with any other ashes because all ashes look the same. True. But his teacher ended up finding it so.
00:56:01
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Oh, that was nice. The next day, yeah. We spent some time looking for it with rakes and stuff. It was his dad's ashes. He passed away like a year ago.
00:56:14
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Like, why does my dad's ashes like Jerry Garcia, a man?
00:56:21
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It's like when a goldfish dies and you replace it with another goldfish. I know. All I'm digging of is that episode of Trailer Park Boys where Corey and Trevor is supposed to go get a new goldfish.
00:56:37
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And it Go to the grocery store first To the fish section They're the most I don't know Who's the most dumb on trailer park boys Probably them Corey and Trevor Yeah corey he Corey Corey has his genius moments though um When Trevor
00:57:08
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Trevor's definitely dumb as well. the And then he has a child. Oh my God.
00:57:18
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Wait, no, Trevor. No, Trevor doesn't have a kid. Trevor's the one that never came back to the show. you're You're thinking of, um, our Corey. Oh my God. mix up Corey, Corey, I know Corey's one that like Corey Trevor did leave the show.
00:57:34
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Corey came back. Um, The one that partnered up with with Corey, his name wasn't Trevor. His name was... ah He ends up marrying... Yeah, what's her name?
00:57:50
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Trinity? but Yeah, Trinity. Yeah, oh my god. What the fuck that dude's name? Google. Help me me. How am I not remembering his fucking name?
00:58:07
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I wanna say it starts with a J, but I think that's wrong.
00:58:14
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Hmm.
00:58:18
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Hmm. Hmm.
00:58:21
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See, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. there jacob yeah Jacob is his name. It is a J. It's tri cheek is ricky's No, no, no. Ricky is, oh wait, Trinity is Ricky's daughter with Lucy And then she ends up growing up and marrying Jacob.
00:58:44
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Jacob. I need to do a trailer park boys trailer line. Yeah, we should do that. I'll do that. I'd win that son of a bitch. Yeah, probably. I think that smokes so much every time I help him. Yeah.
00:58:59
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but I fucking love that show. I don't know what it is about that show. I tell myself, well, it's smart. It's brilliant. it's I just love it. a it's It's great, eh?
00:59:14
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It's great, eh? Have you ever seen that show? What's that? Kenny? Yeah. earn No, Letter Kenny. That's it. Yeah, I love that show, too.
00:59:29
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They're funny as fuck.
00:59:33
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i didn't I don't know that one as much as I know Trailer Park Boys because I've watched Trailer Park Boys multiple times. okay I canceled my networks on my networks and my Netflix subscription.
00:59:46
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I ah haven't been paying for mine since the move. but ah You know, I can still watch all their stuff. I pay their swear net.
00:59:59
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subscription Subscription, which is like a buck a month, which gives me access to all access to all their shows. And honestly, the only thing I ever did watch on Netflix was Trailer Park Boys.
01:00:11
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So it's like, fuck it. For a little while there, Sam. Save me 15 bucks.
01:00:20
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Or however much Netflix is now. Might be even fucking 19. Mm-hmm.
01:00:27
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man
01:00:30
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Oh lord I remember when it when it was like it $9.99 For the mail-in thing Dude it was $7.99 What was it?
Comedy and Critique
01:00:44
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It was $7.99 when we got it $7.99 that's what it was Yeah Been on SwearNet since this start Fuck yeah Zanfya that's what I'm talking about Yeah Zanfya Hell yeah, dude.
01:01:02
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And then Trailer Park Boys, they have a they have an audio podcast they do. um Like, weekly. So, there's that, too. they're they're still They're still putting shit up.
01:01:15
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yeah They're supposed to be working on a new season. I don't know if it's an animated season or what, they're supposed to be working on some more shit. Yeah.
01:01:24
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I know that they were doing, like, some stand-up shit sometimes. or like some random yeah they do uh they do tours and they do like yeah random tours stuff yeah they do that they uh they have a youtube is it yeah they have a youtube or a swear net show like ricky and ricky and fucking big belly dude randy they do it randy
01:01:58
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Hamburger. Cheeseburger. Man, that makes me want a cheeseburger, dude.
01:02:06
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Then Bubbles, he just released something in the last couple months on Amazon or some shit like that. Love me some Bubbles. Some musical fucking release. I don't know.
01:02:21
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ah stand like on On the shoulders of kittens or some shit. Yeah, it has to do something either with like um grocery carts or kittens. so Yes, drunken on drugs. Happy fun time was the shit.
01:02:38
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Actually, i think that's what it was. like I think that was one of the first things I was introduced to. Speaking of. Of the Trailer Park Boys. Yeah. Then I was fucking hooked.
01:02:50
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I was hooked like a fucking crackdaddy. I don't know how you can't like trailer park boys. Some people don't. And some people are my ex-wife too. So, you know. yeah Yeah.
01:03:04
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What'd she say?
01:03:09
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but Yeah. Yeah. The trailer park boys, man. That's what talking about. There's a show. My daughter. can so It's not a show.
01:03:23
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It's a short movie of Ricky and Julian, or the actors who play Ricky and Julian. like You said poop. their names Their names escape me at the moment, but they did a black and white short before they did Trailer Park Boys.
01:03:41
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Really? Yeah. don't know if I've seen that or not. Honestly, I saw it for the first time earlier this year. so So, yeah. yeah its I didn't know anything about it. like For a life of me, i don't know what it's called right now I'll have to look it up.
01:04:00
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Yes, Letterkenny. Yes, yes. um Shorzy. Spinoff Shorzy. Yes, I love Shorzy too.
01:04:12
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Well, I love playing ice hockey in general, so that's like They had me sold with that shit. Can we be honest for a moment? When it comes to comedy, Canada's got America's beat.
01:04:27
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I'm just saying. No.
01:04:32
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No. I agree to disagree. okay Name one funny American comedian. pin Angela Johnson. Who?
01:04:45
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Angela Johnson. or I don't who the fuck that Hold on. Let me... You named somebody I don't know, and that even proves my point.
01:04:56
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and The fact that you don't know her is crazy. American actress.
01:05:04
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She ain't that funny. She is funny, bitch. funny Matt Reif is kind of okay. He's kind of getting on my nerves, though. He thinks he's like Matt Reif Hold on Here's her ah Oh Angela I misspelled her name Let's see um hi are you Oh she's a cheerleader She was a cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders I can name Quite a few Actually
01:05:37
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yeah But they're not funnier Than Than who Johnson joined the cast of sketch comedy Mad TV as a featured performer due to the news writer. Shrek Johnson was often given away a few lines.
01:05:55
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I also like the comedians that prefer do you like crowd work type shit. You know what I mean? Like they mix in some of their jokes, but they fuck with the crowd.
01:06:09
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That's like the type of shit I do. Okay. All right. Well, if you had a video of one of your stand-ups, maybe you'd be talking about it. know, don't.
01:06:20
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I try to hit up my friend to see if she has a video of it, but... Okay, now that I see other like her and other stuff, like pictures of her and scenes, and she I know you're talking about it. She is kind of funny.
01:06:34
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But she's not a funnier than... and She funny. And the guy's in Mother Gunny?
01:06:47
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Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis is funny. Shane Gillis is this funny. Yeah, he is. You know who's funnier than that? What's his name? Pell White Guy. but but but bit but Not Zach Gilfanakis. He's funny, but not that guy.
01:07:05
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God damn it. He's a white guy, chubby, funny... That fucking arrow did fucking down, Josh.
01:07:17
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Right back to Zach Galifianakis. um He's like, one of stand-up was called... I keep going back to Zach Galifianakis. I know. One of his stand-up was called Pell White or some shit like that.
01:07:31
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Not Bill Burr. Bill Burr is funny. Bill Burr can be funny. Sometimes he's like on the edge, though. I feel... Bill Burr is kind of like right now this generation. This time period is George Carlin.
01:07:48
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um God, what the fuck that? I guess I can see that. Michael actually mentioned him the other day. Yeah, we were are we talking about um Mother Father. What's his name?
01:08:03
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? It's like an oh shoot. Yeah. Don't smoke weed, kids. Don't do fucking drugs, kids.
01:08:19
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No. Actually, do it because this world sucks. the only way you can play. Jim Gaffigan. Oh, is that? No, that's not who I was thinking of. but That's who I was talking about.
01:08:33
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And Louis Black is also funny. Yeah, he is. yeah I like
01:08:41
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constantly listen to comedy shit. Like, that's just... It's my thing. Have you ever listened to um oh Brian Posehn's stand-up routine, Nerd Rage?
01:09:01
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ah No, I haven't, but I've been wanting to. Fucking hilarious, dude. One of his funniest stand-ups. It's like from 2003, think. so billington Link it Link it Speaking of linking I totally forgot to put the bio link I forgot to put the bio link Wait I might have put it in the description I gave it to some people i don't know if they came in or not They're probably douche I forgot to put the Good job
01:09:36
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i totally forgot to put the
01:09:40
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but job yeah Yeah, but see, right there in the in the in the bottom corner, bio.link slash nonsensical network. Check it out, bitches.
01:09:54
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How long we been on here? Two hours. We're doing good. we We have been on here for two hours. No. What?
01:10:06
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It doesn't feel like it.
01:10:09
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We have not. Don't Don't time check. That's how you fuck it all up. how Yeah, right. I know. I need to like not look at the time.
01:10:19
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That was just fucked up for sure. All right. Chappelle is funny. Chappelle is still funny, but Chappelle is little whiny too.
01:10:32
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um Sam Kinison. A little canceled ah as well. Sam Kinison, unfortunately, ultimately got canceled. Chappelle is not canceled.
01:10:46
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He's not canceled. He's still making money. He's still doing shit. I saw him doing something like that. Well, there was some controversy with his shit. Okay, so yeah. He was critiqued for his jokes.
01:11:02
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Yeah. that That's what I mean by he's whiny. Look, i you can't be a comedian and cry about being critiqued. you can't be yeah You can't be a performer in any sort of art form and cry about being critiqued. Critique is like, I welcome critique in any of my artwork that I do. like like Tell me what I can do better.
01:11:31
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welcome it. like i um Now, were people calling for like him to be to be, quote unquote, canceled, like his stuff taking off Netflix? Yeah. well be But that's still not being, quote unquote, canceled. That's people using divorce. Well, it's because of the white face thing and the KKK shit that he did was a big thing.
01:12:03
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No, people got mad because he told a bad trans joke. That's basically what happened. oh really Oh, really? Yeah. And then they probably went back to other shows that he did and added it on.
01:12:16
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No, it would no, no. That was really it. That was just that was that was really the only thing. I didn't look into it. I don't give a fuck, really. Chappelle kind of has a history of emotional,
01:12:28
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um I won't say I have it too. What's that word I'm looking for? um Not strong emotional resilience or intelligence.
01:12:40
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okay Like, ah yeah, his falling out with, when he had his falling out with Comedy Central, man, he fucking, he pretty much rage quit and dropped.
01:12:52
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He canceled himself. Yeah. Yeah, he fucking moved away for a while and kind of just like, Then he comes back and makes a bad joke and then goes through it again. He just couldn't handle the pressure. Probably not.
01:13:09
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I mean, um I don't know if I would be able to handle it, to be honest. Having all these people attack you. yeah Well, i have I've told some bad jokes.
01:13:24
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I've had some... the crickets. yeah Well, i think I think what it was was there's jokes that punch up at of at at unjust authority, and then there's jokes that punch down that discriminate marginalize, and that's how it's joking.
01:13:43
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And it depends on, like, who the crowd is, too. Because, like, there are so many people that have different views about different things, you know?
01:13:54
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So they're going to take it at different levels. So it just depends on where you're at, what crowd you have, who you're fucking with, basically.
01:14:07
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Which I've learned. Know your audience? is is that Yeah, basically. Know your audience, for sure. Just kind of like feel them out at first. like i'm I'm pretty good at reading people.
01:14:22
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and like knowing how they are and seeing like what kind of level they can take.
01:14:32
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But it is like 2025, so it's kind of sensitive these days. And I'm not the most sensitive
01:14:45
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comedian.
01:14:48
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I can be a little racy. lacy Not racist, racy. but Racy. Spicy. Spicy. Yeah, it's... um Like, you have to see if that person can, like, handle that kind of shit.
01:15:09
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Okay. Yeah, test the waters. Yeah, so like Nate nate Jackson, he ah he does this thing in the beginning of his stand-up.
01:15:24
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Nothing in common. be like Funny is funny. No malicious no malicious and intent. Exactly. i agree. But some people are still sensitive.
01:15:37
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But no, Nate Jackson, he has three rules in the beginning of his shows that he says. He's like, if you want to. Shut up, man.
01:15:51
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Are you kidding me? Put that back up again. This one time at camp. Oh, so it's become a thing, huh? think he's. stand back up go just one time yep
01:16:05
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oh so it's become a thing yeah think you ah You know, he's telling a joke to tell a joke. i know yeah yeah He doesn't know about the church camp thing. Maybe.
01:16:19
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Oh, because, wait, does he know that I was a youth leader? Because I was a youth leader at church camp. I don't think he does. I was at church camp my whole life.
01:16:35
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that's so funny a but wait did Wait, hold up. Did you get hard you? A little bit. little bit A little bit?
01:16:51
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Yeah. Which one?
01:16:58
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No, I did at one one year. I did. ah i will say it. And he's dead now. He got electrocuted. Oh, I... that like yeah That one, yeah.
01:17:12
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That one. Oh me, oh my yeah
01:17:19
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oh my. Why do I tell you guys these things? yeah Whatever.
01:17:26
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I give a shit. Only leave if it's cold.
01:17:32
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As Zambia says. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
01:17:38
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Are you done for us? No.
01:17:46
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I'm going to take a shot. It's Saturday. It's the last day I can drink.
01:17:56
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No, but I am going to hit a ah a break. Because my bladder needs to be. Yeah. so Back in a few, guys.
01:18:08
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Play something random here.
01:20:53
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Before you drive me insane So get yourself a car, drive it all alone
01:21:05
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Get yourself a car and ride on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all alone
01:21:21
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Give yourself a call and ride it on the way.
01:22:00
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You settle down I won't hesitate to reach the highway Before you let me to waste no And settle up And I'll help you find something to try
01:22:26
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Get yourself car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car drive it all alone
01:22:55
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Ride it on the wind, yeah.
01:23:06
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Well, all righty then. Welcome back. That was Blacktop Mojo and the title of the song is I forgot. That is not the title of the song. It's just I literally forgot the title of the song.
01:23:22
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Because that is... Freaking up. Oh, it was ah Oh, here we go That was a good song, I was digging it I was outside smoking, dancing to it It's featuring Dylan Someone I'd have to play it again in order to do it anyway I'm gonna like yeah I have to send you that link sometime Well, I My bladder was so full I was about to Yeah, like I said, just random song I clicked it and bounced And my battery died
01:23:56
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There it went. You froze. Either you froze or I'm... and yeah might my Yeah, my internet's being a little shitty right now.
01:24:12
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So where do we leave leave off before the break? oh Comedy. Stand-up comedy. Oh, yeah. Canadian comedians are better than US s comedians. No, they're not.
01:24:25
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And you were totally agreeing with me. So I'm right. No, I was not. You whore. Sorry, that was aggressive. You swore.
01:24:37
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Damn it, you beat me to it. You beat me to it. You can't steal my thing, man. ah You beat me to it.
01:24:50
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It's getting cold down here. It's getting cold in here. Put on some clothes. Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
01:25:01
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but Put on your clothes, yeah. Time for some new bourbon. I've been gaining some weight, though, man. Well... Good.
01:25:12
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Good, good, good, good. Gain my weight, man. Potato whiskey will do that to you. How do you feel about the walking dead?
Zombie Apocalypse Scenarios
01:25:23
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man. what everybody fuck It makes me so fucking mad about the version But anyway Okay so here's the thing I like Robert Kirkman Smart guy he also does He's also part creator of Invincible let's go back to Walking Dead So before they even Before they even announced They were going to make a show I was already reading those graphic novels Yes yes I have them all I used to have them all All the comics
01:25:55
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um The other ones are helping hold up the futon that I'm on right now.
01:26:02
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And then when they when they announced they were going to make a show, I was really ecstatic about it. And it's yeah funny. ah Like um the people in my orbit that didn't really care about the comics I read, turned out they were like fanatics with the show and it rubbed me the wrong way and it made me not like the show.
01:26:25
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Dude, same. I don't totally get you. And the show wasn't bad, but after a while, it was. any Oh, yeah. It definitely died off and was like, oh boring.
01:26:40
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Wait, hold up. Hold up. In my opinion, it was boring. but My buddy Richard works at a sex toy factory. I call him Big Dick the Diddler.
01:26:52
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Builder builder. big I love that. Jesus, that's awesome. Big dick the what builder? So i't think you I didn't think it was boring per se. I think it for me it was it started off the story leaping off the pages.
01:27:14
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Were there some differences? Absolutely. That's what happens when you adapt one art to another. Right. Right. Well, I mean, it like, it followed the line because, like, there's not gonna be as many zombies after a while and they're gonna get grosser and, you know what I mean? Like, they're gonna deal with drama. its It just became more dramatic than it was more action.
01:27:43
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do you do you like Do you like talking zombies? I fucking love. Dude, most of my dreams are like apocalyptic zombie dreams. I'm not kidding.
01:27:56
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I dream zombies. I don't know how to, I should take that. Okay, because I, shit you not, I was sitting there thinking, was it today or was it yesterday in the kitchen? i was sitting there making tea, thinking about subject matters for Friday nights, which by the way, everybody watching this show,
01:28:16
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Right now, Saturday night Nonsense, so cool nonsense Almost a It's Saturday night It's Saturday night We have other shows, other times of the week Like Monday night, we got Cold Bullet conversations And then like Tuesday, we have Glicks House of Music And then like, on like Wednesday We have like, about what the fuck Something's going on, we're still working on Wednesdays again We might be rebranding that It's in the works Thursday nights we have Speedway Stories.
01:28:47
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And then ah Friday, Nonsense and Chill. Then Saturday in mornings, every other week, you've got Cassius Corn, a wrestling talk with Glick and the Sun Cash. Then, you're again, you're right back here.
01:28:59
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Saturday nights with Nonsense and Nonsense. And then Sundays. Sundays we've got a sports show. They talk about sports balls, and they compare each other's.
01:29:12
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Forms and shapes and size of balls And how far they can throw their own balls Sundays Think around noonish time And they talk about pucks And stuff too So yeah yeah I had to get that rundown down Real quick But ah I'm not much of a Sit there and run through all the i usually i usually have someone else do it Like Jeff but he's not here anymore She's probably never heard. Hold on. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
01:29:47
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She's probably never heard. My buddy's girlfriend raise out to tonight you on her inner thigh that says no more lies. Motherfucker.
01:29:56
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That is. nice I have heard of like getting a ruler like on the side of your arm for like fishing.
01:30:11
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no more but That's that' hilarious.
01:30:18
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I dig that. I'm not getting it, though. I mean, I have, you know, Brittany, but I don't know. That might be a little too far for me.
01:30:31
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Football bats core. He gets it. Anyway, what was talking about before I got all distracted about shit? vouch Yeah, that was So I was in the kitchen thinking, I was like, you know, ah want to do a whole on movie, like whole like a whole friday like a whole Friday thing, like Friday nonsense and chill, like a whole zombie movies, not just about the movies themselves, but what we would do during a and zombie apocalypse.
01:31:01
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what would What would, if zombies were were to be real, what would be the realistic zombie? The slow-moving one? Or the fast-running one? i called that's That is my question all the time, too. right I call bullshit on the slow-running ones, or on the fast-running ones.
01:31:18
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And then, what's your which which's the perfect weapons? Like iRobot or whatever? I say crossbows or long.22 rifle, is what I'm saying.
01:31:31
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Oh, I will have a fucking samurai sword. Like, what's her face? Michonne. Michonne, yeah. Nice. um And throwing knives because I'm dope with throwing knives.
01:31:46
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I really am. And a tomahawk.
01:31:54
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All right. I'm all about that blade life. Yeah. Blade life. All right. Yeah. i mean you don You don't want like all the sounds. i mean If I had a gun with a silencer on it, then we'd be good.
01:32:11
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but You can only have so much ammo. so it's like You gotta get good with what you have. That's actual shit.
01:32:23
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Dude, have you... When I'm in the kitchen, I'm usually thinking, why the fuck did I come in here?
Dreams and Shared Experiences
01:32:30
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ah but You know what, Xanthus?
01:32:34
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You're not wrong. That's probably why my brain's turned to zombies.
01:32:41
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Have you ever a lucid dreamed before? No, I don't think I have. I know what it's supposed to be, but I don't think i Like you can control your like your own dreams.
01:32:55
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Thanks, Michael, man. Thank you, Michael. Michael Bathurst. How you doing, man? always mispronounce your name. passor
01:33:10
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But yeah, no, you can actually practice like lucid dreaming. So the first thing you do, if you remember your dream, when you first wake up, just write down keywords of like what you were dreaming.
01:33:27
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And the more you do that every night, you can start to lose a dream and control your own dreams. I fly in my fucking dreams, dude. And it's I just like, and it feels so real. And I wake up and I'm like, Oh my gosh, I wish I could just go back to sleep and fly again.
01:33:48
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Where all have you flown to?
01:33:54
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Oh, but a lot of places. Greece. England I don't know I've flown a lot of places I don't even remember to be honest But I know I can do it And it feels like I'm actually flying Like my body's like floating I don't make hands or tell of that comment I'm Monroe Institute I love that word and stuff Monroe Institute Hemisphere
01:34:27
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Hemi-sync? Hemi-sync nightly? Nightly What the fuck does Hemi-sync mean? don't know I remember also one time two of my friends i we all did acid together Dreaming is another level in this land matrix It definitely is It totally is Dreams are crazy ah
01:34:58
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But okay, so I did acid with two of my other friends and we woke up and we're still kind of tripping a little bit and We laid in our bed in the sunshine and Like fell asleep and we all like met each other in our dreams
01:35:20
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I'm not kidding, bro. I'm not like kidding.
01:35:26
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was there Was there a guy there that looked burnt up in a fedora and a green red striped shirt saying...
01:35:37
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I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Oh, me oh my. It was me and Marissa. We all were like tripping balls.
01:35:52
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Oh, me oh my.
01:35:58
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Good days. Remote viewing. What is remote viewing? That's the guys that talk about. I agree.
01:36:11
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Is it?
01:36:14
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In your playful dreams. Michael, what do you consider a playful dream? Yeah. I mean, I love i mean i love Being weightless in my playful dreams, but...
01:36:27
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ah
01:36:30
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I still carry a big stick.
01:36:34
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It's changing your brain. It's changing your brain. Different tones. Oh, okay. Interesting. just... it's Also, like, when that happens, you don't go into your full REM cycle.
01:36:53
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when you are um lucid dreaming, but you are able to control them. my This one that specifically sticks out in my brain um that I have had, i would open a door and it would go to like this whole other world each time I would open the door.
01:37:15
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Like I was in this like very fancy place rich house. I opened the door and it just like dropped down to this like ocean she and I just jumped into it and swam there was a door at this cave.
01:37:33
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opened it, went into another world and i'm like yeah, it's just like I controlled the whole thing but you don't get like full sleep when you do it so you're tired as fuck when you wake up still.
01:37:49
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See, now, that would just piss me off. Yeah. if if If I went through all that just to wake up the next day, like, I should just want to go. Yeah. that That is the downfall on it, for sure. I mean, it's like, what's the point in all the woo-woo magic if I'm just going to be?
01:38:09
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okay Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying.
01:38:18
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Hell yeah. Do that. What that says. I um i tried. all right So what it sounds like, the lucid dreaming thing, meeting your friends and all that.
01:38:34
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When I was younger, i was i was I was told or what you're explaining to me, it sounds like, ashe is it astrojection astral Astral?
01:38:46
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Astral projection. i I did read into that. I feel like it is similar, but it's not the same thing. No. Okay. I don't think.
01:38:59
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Oh, Michael, you showed up you showed up at a right at the right time, my friend. Do you love that butteries butterflies live inside your greatest potential?
01:39:11
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as an awakening human. What does that even mean, man? I don't know. i' i don't have a comment on that. but But I have a butterfly tattoo. But this is for my grandma because we used to plant a bunch of plants that would bring butterflies around.
Humor and Relationships
01:39:30
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So I got that for her.
01:39:36
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I don't know what that sentence even means, dude. My brain hurts.
01:39:45
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He done did it. He done did it. Nice. Somebody else come up in here. Yeah, this is an open door challenge. That means anybody is invited up.
01:40:03
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Even people that I don't like. What's Even people I don't like I'm not going to ask You can tell me later Oh no I'm just i'm just joking I'm just joking I might be able to get somebody on here But They might be too sure Some Saturdays are like this it's It's always a hit or miss It's no worries Oh um
01:40:35
Speaker
And besides. My ex-fiance. You should. there's a So there's this 25-year-old cat that keeps hitting her up. I think you should get him. no. that's fine Shut the fuck up.
01:40:54
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You'd be like, hey, I'll go on a date if you'd come up and roast blazing.
01:41:04
Speaker
tell tell me Tell him you go out on a date with me if he comes up and roasts me.
01:41:10
Speaker
It should this shouldn' be pretty fucking easy. You're so cute. What the fuck are you? What was that? Was that him?
01:41:22
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Yeah. Is he watching? Maybe. Oh, he might be watching. We will call it Glazes glory glory hole. I hate you.
01:41:38
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Glazes glory. Oh, hot. That's what's up. Oh, gross.
01:41:46
Speaker
Glazes glory hole. Doing Wednesday nights. I got a show for Wednesday. Yeah, you got it all set up. No, that's my night, bitch.
01:41:58
Speaker
But it's not being streamed to YouTube. You gotta go to OnlyFans. We can swap every other night. Or every other Wednesday. Blazin's glory hole.
01:42:09
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You'll never know what you'll see. oh you won't see me there. Okay. and We know that. We know that.
01:42:22
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yeah Jesus. But I will try to send some ticks your way.
01:42:29
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You never know what else is your way.
01:42:35
Speaker
Stop my dick in glory hole. I just own the glory hole.
01:42:43
Speaker
Oh, okay.
01:42:56
Speaker
I never know what to expect with your ass, man. ah Literally but
01:43:06
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I have this rule ah hey Yes it's teriyaki flavor Teriyaki express Ew I don't put my penis Where I won't put my fingers Oh my lanta Cool Now I guess And strange jerk holes I'm unfamiliar with. It's definitely one of those things.
01:43:32
Speaker
I don't know. The teriyaki flavor thing.
01:43:41
Speaker
What? You don't like teriyaki flavored beef jerky? I love teriyaki flavor, but he's doing it for me. Not anymore. Fuck you, dude.
01:43:52
Speaker
I don't even know what he's talking about. What he's referencing as being teriyaki flavored.
01:44:00
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I don't want to think about it. Glory hole and teriyaki flavor. i don't want to think about the two together. Teriyaki glory hole. Teriyaki flavored glory holes.
01:44:15
Speaker
lots a fuck um
01:44:23
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ah ah Stop. It's going to be a while until I eat Cheryaki chickens for sure.
01:44:32
Speaker
Oh, man. so it's another So what are some other flavors of life you enjoy? We could ruin those for you. no Nope. Do you like cheesecake?
01:44:45
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I don't know. if If you do, you better lie.
01:44:52
Speaker
Cheesecake is terrible actually.
01:44:56
Speaker
Okay, you're fired. You know I did something. Cheesecake Factory is the bomb. yes. I agree.
01:45:09
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100%. You're a background. Oh, Oh. Yes, my backgrounds. I usually have some pretty funny backgrounds.
01:45:21
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At least that's what... Oh, that's why where you got the teriyaki from. Okay. Duh, Brittany.
01:45:36
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It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch.
01:45:41
Speaker
You said that better than I did. Holy fuck. That was actually kind of hot. Okay. yeah I gave Brittany a bone tonight.
01:45:55
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You got a whole bone or gone. no man It made me hard.
01:46:05
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almost choked. I'll make you choke. That's what she said weirdly from across the room.
01:46:13
Speaker
so that's what she said weirdly from across the room
01:46:22
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ah Yeah You like that So
01:46:32
Speaker
what home Now one what What all did Glick not Ask you yesterday Or Wednesday like About me I don't know Fair enough 31 years of life.
01:46:51
Speaker
but Some feel like I probably shouldn't have shared. I was like thinking about it. I'm like, oh, fuck. but that
01:47:02
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Ooh. Ooh. Blazes, scratch, and sniff glory hole. Yes. Yes. Go for the fun. You stay for the smell.
01:47:14
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I...
01:47:19
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a Have ever moist time.
01:47:26
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Moist.
01:47:29
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I said that yesterday. Oh, my God. I don't know what to say about that. It's disturbing. Let me take a shot on that note.
01:47:41
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This will be the probably the last one. What time is it? 9.49. Well, no, that's fine. i am I wish I could remember, or I wish I had i knew.
01:47:58
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made it yourself, turd. I don't know how the hell I just popped off of here. Anyway, you know what I was going to show you? You just came, didn't you? lose That's not it.
01:48:15
Speaker
What you talking about, Willis? Next Friday. Next Friday. Next Friday.
Short Films and Fiancés
01:48:21
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You like movies? like You like watching movies? We've had this conversation before. You fuck.
01:48:28
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You like watching military movies? Yes, I do. next next Next Friday, we're watching four short films. Michael and I, we're going critique them.
01:48:40
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They're all from the same production company, Empty Cans. It's going to be a sniper's tell Reaper one operation operation Jericho in red the ambush you're not doing what you want to i talked thought earlier um The funny one with his face.
01:49:07
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You were like, is that really a military movie?
01:49:12
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Oh, no, no, no, no. That was for trivia. Oh, you're talking about Major Pan. Yeah, Major Pan. Yeah, yeah, No, so, right, so I can't play, like, some major production movie on YouTube. okay, yeah, that's true. That's how you get copyright strikes. Yeah, sure.
01:49:34
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So, but short films, and we critique them because it falls underneath the Fair Use Act, so... No,
01:49:45
Speaker
no that'll be a fun night, though. So I totally have to make a blaze scratch and sniff glory. I don't even want to fucking think of that again. Shut up.
01:49:58
Speaker
Gross. I usually love scratch and sniff shit, but no, now that you put it. that's. ah that Oh man Now that you've put the scratch and sniff shit
01:50:18
Speaker
I'm good dude You're good Wesley Smith is my ex-fiance Oh, what's up Wesley, how are you doing?
01:50:29
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Yeah, give us a like please Ha ha ha
01:50:36
Speaker
He's still a friend. We still chill.
01:50:42
Speaker
That's awesome. How long have y'all known each other? Oh, Lord. don't know. A while. How long have we known each other, Wes?
01:50:58
Speaker
What fiance number is it? One, two, three, four, five, or six? Shut up. I've only had two. oh
01:51:07
Speaker
I hate you. You're really gonna say that shit right now? You fucking dick. I hate you. No. This was actually like the actual like real one. He's like, huh?
01:51:22
Speaker
I fucking went through data. don' bug with You're really gonna throw me out there like that? I hate you, dude. Fuck you.
01:51:36
Speaker
man. Dude, you're still at work, dude. Holy fuck.
01:51:44
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yeah I never make sense. It's nonsensical nonsense.
01:51:51
Speaker
I had this buddy. Datko was his last name. because That's what we called each other in the military. was by our last names. His last name was Datko. D-A-T-K-O. Whenever I holler or shout him out,
01:52:08
Speaker
always think back. I was at the Class 6. You know what a Class 6 is? In the military, the liquor store on base is called a Class 6. Why? Because it is. um So I'm standing in line.
01:52:22
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I'm about a couple people back behind, you know, the front. And i got my beer in my hand, not paying attention. And I didn't know Dakko was in line, you know, little little ah little ways back.
01:52:38
Speaker
And, uh, shut up. And, uh, he goes, he goes, course, he uses my last name. He goes, Hey, Josh.
01:52:50
Speaker
Turn around and go, Hey, oh, hey. I keep forgetting that's her name. Sorry. No, you're good. I'm going, Hey, Deca, how you doing? He's like, Hey, man, did you get that? Did you get that shit cleared up? The herpes or whatnot? And I'm like, you like in the middle of the classic loud egg.
01:53:09
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Love that. But that that's Okay, so can I tell a story now? Yeah.
01:53:21
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My best friend Ricky, well, his mom is more my best friend now. She's like 52 years old. ah We
Zombie Franchises and Die Antwoord
01:53:30
Speaker
used to go to Walmart like at midnight when it was actually open at midnight still before COVID.
01:53:38
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um she would go around and she would be like, hey, Brittany, do you need that badger seal? And we'd fuck around with each other and yell shit across the store.
01:53:55
Speaker
See, so that code, the reason why I like shouting that motherfucker out is I grew up pretty naive. like I was on an army base growing up.
01:54:06
Speaker
Do you guys still talk to each other? No, no Unfortunately I'm not You know, I'm going to try to look that fucker up one of these days When he got the Air Force He moved over to Switzerland or Finland Or some shit like that He wanted to work on F-16s and smoke weed This was in like This was in like 1999 or some shit like that So it's been a while Anyway Yeah, yes has been it's been over over two decades ago.
01:54:38
Speaker
So, i he he was one of those guys early in my life to help help bring me out of my shell. So, I always got to give him mad props. I was about to say, I give him mad props.
01:54:51
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Yeah, we're stoners. What the fuck? yeah Shit, yeah.
01:55:01
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wow. ah
01:55:05
Speaker
What's happening in Witcher-McCallit?
01:55:10
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Witcher-McCallit. Have you ever had a Witcher-McCallit? Yeah, they're good as shit.
01:55:19
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I like that. There is a... There's another one out there, too. a What's a Hellzitz or some shit like that. There's a what's-a-ma-call-it, and then there's something else to the same effect.
01:55:36
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And it's like just like a bunch different shit. Bunch of shit. Kind of like a big fire. ah Yeah, but I can't remember what the hell it's called. ah Oh, it's going to bugging me now.
01:55:49
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perfect but This going to be us earlier with that movie. We were trying to look up. Mm-hmm.
01:55:59
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Dude, what's your tattoo say? Dude, what's your tattoo say? Dude, what's your tattoo say? Do you know another? yeah right. Another one of my favorite movies is Stand By Me.
01:56:12
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oh that's a good one. That's one of my favorite movies. I love River Phoenix. like i used to i have I used to have a profile picture on my MySpace of me doing this like River Phoenix did.
01:56:31
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That was loser.
01:56:36
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i was cool as fuck. Whatever. I don't care what I am about this. That was a Stephen King movie, wasn't it? Was it? I don't remember, honestly. But it was one of my favorite movies of all time. was.
01:56:55
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Stand By Me.
01:57:01
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No. Oh, wait, yes. Based on Stephen King's 1982 novella The Body. but That's what I
01:57:18
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Yeah.
01:57:21
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Novella. It was based off of his, but I don't think... Oh, directed by Rob Reiner. Oh, yeah, i know he and know he did yeah I don't think he's really directed any shit anything really.
01:57:35
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He might have. I don't know. but I don't think he has.
01:57:44
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Oh man. Well crap. ha man
01:57:56
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poor There was something that I was looking up.
01:58:07
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you and i brought up You had brought up walking The Walking Dead earlier. and Besides that zombie franchise. Is there any other zombie franchises you had into? What is that? 28 Days Later or whatever?
01:58:25
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Oh.
01:58:28
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that's a Good one. Yeah. They're coming out with the 28 years later here soon. Are they? Hell yeah, dude. And they're bringing that dude back, too. He played, god I can't remember his name off the top my head, but he's the guy plays the lead role in Peaky Blinders.
01:58:47
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God, what is that? Oh. He's great actor. The guy with the, like, small face. but With the small face.
01:58:57
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Yep, the third one Yep, that's his name Cillian Murphy Cillian Murphy, that's his name, yes I can't wait either, man It's actually a franchise, I've been meaning to to watch here the the first two again Okay, best zombie movie ever, go I have to say 28 Days Later, I don't know And I don't know, the one with Will Smith in it what ah Which one is that?
01:59:27
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Oh, that was I Am Legend? That's where they're like fast. I Am Legend. Yeah. my song out the They weren't really zombies, though.
01:59:40
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Really? I hope they were. No. So that's based off of, first of all, it's a remake. of Omega Man starring Charleston Heston, which was based off a book, which I can't remember what the hell the name the book is.
01:59:59
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Like Wesley said, they're more like vampires. ah True. I would say they're kind of like maybe even more like like a white a lich.
02:00:11
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Ooh. But either way, they're not really...
02:00:17
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Yeah, they're more like vampires. Fido. Fido is my favorite.
02:00:25
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That's what it's called, right? Is that the one where it's like you know like he's like a pet? Okay, I have seen it. It's not bad. It's not bad. so bad I think that's what it's called.
02:00:38
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I was going to say Shaun of the Dead with Simon Pegg. Oh, that's a good one too, though. True. And also Zombieland. If you want to go newer.
02:00:50
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right Zombieland's good. The second one was disappointing. I wish they had not made it. They shouldn't have made that whatsoever. the... no the Like I said the comics Of The Walking Dead Are way better Yes it's a comedy but it's also A zombie movie so it fits Well and then like Carol Carol and The Walking Dead Oh I was just going to say movies Movies have this intersectionality Quality to them that I absolutely Love to exploit
02:01:30
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I love Fido though That's Probably. That's my favorite zombie movie. That's a good one. That's a good one
02:01:42
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one. what's that other one with those, like, Switzerland twins or whatever? Was that a zombie movie? there is that No, that was a robot movie. Hmm.
02:01:56
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Lazy, what is up, my dude? Hey, I'll drop the link in the chat to you, but you are always welcome. up mark Actually, anybody in the chat is welcome. oh Yeah.
02:02:08
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I don't know, but have you seen, it's called Z Nation. Yes, I've seen that, yeah.
02:02:21
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That is an awesome zombie show. It's all right. It's all right.
02:02:27
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02:02:30
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What? It's... Those two, like...
02:02:40
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I can't think of it.
02:02:43
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Those two, like, blonde... Like, I think they're from Switzerland, or maybe it's from... I don't know. They have a movie...
02:02:55
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Where they have a robot.
02:02:59
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Whatever. I'll think of it later. Is this a zombie movie? No, it's not a zombie movie. Oh, okay okay. That's what was that was ah he is confusing me. i'm like oh My bad.
02:03:11
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My bad.
02:03:14
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I know. I can't think of it, but it's for this. Okay. I know when I like bring it up and I tell you, you're going to be like, oh, yes.
02:03:27
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They have a band, too, where they make weird-ass music.
02:03:34
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They're actors. and are they your hair and they Are they the two actors that played in um The Matrix?
02:03:45
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The third one, I think? I was about to say there's multiple Matrix. ah Yeah.
02:03:55
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I think they're like twins or they're dating. Whatever. hard I love this movie too. It's a robot and the name of the movie is named after the robot.
02:04:10
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Wes, helping out, man. Is it is called iRobot with Wesley Smith? No! With Wesley Smith, with Will Smith? Oh my God. No fuck.
02:04:21
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sitting here looking at the screen when i said that not i wrote my oh man
02:04:30
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i think i know who you're talking about when you're talking about the is one of them blonde and one of them burnette yes are they both female and they have weird no no one female one male yes okay skinny skinny Okay, they're not from they're not from up there. They're from South America. It's Dianford is who you're talking about. I'm pretty sure that's who you're talking about.
02:05:06
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Dianford? Dianford. Oh. so It's a Dianford. But if you were to say that in front of them, he'd probably slap you in the fucking face.
02:05:21
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Like Ninja is like, yeah, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Them. Them. The Anford. Yeah. Yeah. That's like the way you describe their haircut and stuff.
02:05:33
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that's yeah that's That's called Zeph style. Chappy. Chappy. All Chappy. Okay, that makes sense. So their style is Zeph. Z-E-F. z f
02:05:44
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Yeah, it's a South American thing. It's like white trash. It's like white trash that looks, that pretends to be rich or some shit like that. don't know. That's weird.
02:05:56
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It's kind of like, um, like divergent, I think like where they have the, um, it's like a fusion music.
02:06:07
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It's like, uh, it's like, it's, it's like, uh, it's like a hip hop. Uh, I like a couple of different songs, I'm not gonna lie. Who, Dianford? Yeah. but oh oh Dude, i I listen to them honestly kind of on the regular.
02:06:29
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Really? no late What is up? And then you couldn't figure out the fucking band's name? What the hell, dude? it too Because you kept saying they were from Switzerland or something.
02:06:43
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I don't know where the fuck they're from. And Dianford is from fucking South Africa. They're from somewhere else.
02:06:53
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It took me a while, man. But no, I'm glad i explained the haircuts because I knew that would give it away. But yeah, Chappie is one of my favorite movies as well.
02:07:06
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Brittany.
02:07:10
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Hey, yo, dude. What up, Ant?
02:07:17
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Brittany, be here.
02:07:24
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Such a stupid tattoo. Should've got a British flag tattoo right there. Brittany.
02:07:33
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No, the next one's gonna be knee and slapper. Knee slapper. or Or like a hat like this on my kneecap.
02:07:45
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It's a kneecap. Get it?
02:07:50
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it's dumb you You should get like a base, like a, like a cap, like a kid's cap. Uh, that's what I'm saying. Just like right on my patella.
02:08:02
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Your patella. kit Yeah.
02:08:07
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Words. Or, uh, a chicken on my thigh. So that'd be a chicken thigh. Okay.
02:08:21
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I want all of the dumb tattoos, man. i was waiting for you to say, and then I'm going to get fucking chicken across my, oh, wait, I know, I don't have breasts.
Cannabis and Social Norms
02:08:32
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yeah Fuck you,
02:08:35
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Fuck you, dude.
02:08:38
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But you're right.
02:08:45
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I was gonna get an owl, but maybe I'll get a chicken now. if ah You suck. I don't know.
02:08:59
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Wesley thought that shit was funny. ah
02:09:03
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Why you saying this in front of her, man?
02:09:09
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Oh, man. I don't know. I forgot who's in the audience.
02:09:15
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Burn and never does Have fun with it Whatever man It's all gravy baby It's all gravy Why'd I invite him in here Oh thank you for punishment It's a knee slapper That's what I want yeah want a kneecap and a knee slapper
02:09:44
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They said they wanted me to, like, bitch underneath. So, Brittany, bitch. But I'm like, nah, don't want to tattoo bitch on my body. should you know what you should do? You should get kid tattooed over where your kidney is.
02:10:00
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Kid? meet No, no, no. Okay, hold on. Nah, that's too stupid. That's too stupid. Get kid across your knee when somebody asks, that's where my kidney's You're old as fuck. Shut up. I am. It's okay, but who now mine are funny.
02:10:29
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Says the person getting knee slapped her freaking tattooed. Shut
02:10:36
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You're not wrong.
02:10:39
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Right? she Yeah. a She'll come over with a good dumb one that she calls mine dumb.
02:10:47
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She will come up with a good dumb one. Wait. Don't make friends. Don't make friends with each other. don't know how I feel about this.
02:11:02
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She will come up with a good dumb one I'm sure Yes fucking right I will
02:11:11
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I don't know damn it I shouldn't have shown you the freaking Oh man all Alright kids Brittany is a reason why not to smoke weed everyday Rude Very rude. I'm a very rude person.
02:11:33
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Dude, you smoke more than I do. Shut the fuck up.
02:11:39
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Maybe little bit. I do. A lot of it.
02:11:49
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Oh, hey. i's kinda yeah Huh? I have to send you something. Send me something? Yeah. Oh no. Oh no.
02:12:04
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Be careful. She sent me a dick pic the other day. Opened it up. was a picture of Richard Nixon. ah
02:12:14
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Don't be a Richard. Don't be a Richard. Don't be a Richard. No, I'm joking. She didn't send me anything.
02:12:27
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Nah. ah to say a ru like I just heard my beep beep.
02:12:40
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Hmm. What are some other stoner related questions I can ask you?
02:12:48
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Oh, here's, okay. Here's something funny. So it was last Saturday that, uh, it was We were joking about you two having that interview session on the week.
02:13:03
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Oh, yeah. For Wednesday. Yeah. And I'm glad you sent me that. um
02:13:11
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On Wednesday. And I knew Glick was joking or he was going to be drunk and not remember. And i don't know if you remember or not. Yeah, I hit him up and I bring it and i and i bring it up And he's like, oh, man, I was kind of joking about that. And then that simultaneously, I'm hitting you up.
02:13:33
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Yeah. Asking you about it. He was hitting me up, too. Yeah. So the only reason why Wednesday happened like that is because I...
02:13:44
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being high off my ass, sitting there bored. Fuck, it was like, ooh, let's get this ball rolling. so Let's do it. I'm down. I mean, we can do it every other Wednesday, too, if we need to. I'm down.
02:14:00
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I get off work at 4.30, so... You're fired. Yeah.
02:14:09
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You're supposed to clock out at 4.20. That's to do. But 420, I'm done. yeah I'm out of here.
02:14:20
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Well, I have a to do a drug test tomorrow. But they were like, I don't care about the weed. The schedule says 430. Yeah, it's a religious thing. thing.
02:14:35
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Dude, I'm not going to lie. In ninth grade, I...
02:14:43
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I told my teachers like it was a religious thing that I had to wear my hat in school.
02:14:59
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I'm not joking. know like It was during Christmas. and Yeah, it did work. I was like, it's a it's a religious thing.
02:15:10
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i glad it worked. So yeah, dude, can't, I forgot about that. actually That's wow.
02:15:23
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I've gotten away with a lot of shit.
02:15:31
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Yeah. hu on
02:15:34
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Okay. Without incriminating yourself and keeping in mind the concept of statute of limitations.
02:15:45
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Yeah. What's what's one fucked up thing you did that you did not get caught?
02:15:52
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Well, I mean, I already told you some of the things. Fair, fair enough. Tell me or Glick? Both of y'all.
02:16:03
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Fair enough. Both of y'all. When we backstage. That's right. and i And I said I didn't i didn't want to. Yeah, I don't want to say some of the things.
02:16:14
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Well, that's why i said keep in mind statute nations and other shit. um no worse No worries. No worries.
02:16:25
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No worries.
02:16:28
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Okay, maybe stole somebody's weed.
Abandoned Places and Ghosts
02:16:32
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Oh, okay. ate nothing. Yeah, I like I have done some things, but I'm not going to say it on here. So when I was in middle school, me and this was in Texas, Fort Hood, Texas, where I lived on an army base, me and a friend. hiattra We were we were we're stupid.
02:16:56
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We were trying to be bad asses, quote unquote. And we're walking down the road and we see my friend sees the mom and the kids get into their car and drive out.
02:17:12
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He's like, hey, dude, let's go check that house. I'm like, check that house. He's like, let's go see if we can get in that house. They just left. Okay, cool, whatever.
02:17:23
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So we walk in. he left the door unlocked. We're like, oh, shit. See what we can find. We're creeping around the house. I get all the way to the back.
02:17:35
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There's a guy lying in the bed fucking sleeping. I turn around. It's quiet as fucking possible. I'm like, psst. There's somebody in.
02:17:48
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he's like He's like, well, let's get out of here. So we're like, okay, let's get out of here. Guys, I was a kid. Don't do that. was stupid. I've learned my lesson. I'm not. not It's just a funny story. Anyway, so I'm the first one out the door because as I'm like telling them, I'm just walking by. I'm like, there's somebody in there. Let's get the book, you know.
02:18:11
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And so I'm out the door. And as soon as I leave the threshold of the driveway, I start playing. Well, halfway down the road, and I turn around, and there's my buddy right behind me with the fucking two liter of orange soda in his fucking hands.
02:18:28
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Who loves orange soda? yeah loveborn so I'm like, bro, where'd the fucking orange soda come from he's like yeah where did it come from? He's like, I wasn't leaving that place empty-handed, so he grabbed it off the counter all the way out the fucking door.
02:18:46
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That's hilarious. there
02:18:50
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And how old were you at this point? Oh, God, I was in middle school, so. Oh, so 50 years ago. um fifty years Yeah, 50 years ago is about right.
02:19:03
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No, okay, so you saying all that reminds me of, like, when I would go down to the Eastern Shore, like Ocean City, Stockton, Salisbury area in Maryland, if you know where that is.
02:19:15
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um my cousins and i like would go to these abandoned houses and they were creepy as fuck sometimes.
02:19:26
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like This one had hair attached to skin in the sink and I'm like, hell no, let's get the fuck out of here. That's weird.
02:19:41
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It was dried up. There's some satanic rituals going on in there. It was gross. I was like, I'm getting the fuck out of this bitch. I guess that's like a bad thing that we I've done.
02:19:56
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It's gone into you know abandoned houses. or Look up Henrington. I'll send you a link later. It's an old abandoned insane asylum.
02:20:13
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It was that super freaking creepy. It's up near here. um
02:20:22
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But a lot of people like ruined it you know with graffiti and tore it all up. and So there's ah there's a place like that close by. I think it's called Waverly something.
02:20:37
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it was It's in Louisville area. Oh. Waverly something. It was a ah mental institution or some sort of institution. Those freak me the fuck out, dude.
02:20:54
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And then during the whole tuberculosis outbreak time, i was it was a TB institution where a lot of people fucking die. Well, it's pretty much abandoned.
02:21:07
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They do tours yearly. They do overnight tours. And then they also rent it out and they do a haunted house service every Halloween, like a production haunted house.
02:21:19
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That's cool. And I've been there a couple times. Yeah, it's it's not bad. Apparently, Wesley's saying they tore down something that you talking about. Yeah, the Hennington, they were supposed to rebuild it in, like,
02:21:36
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Whatever, but everybody like fucked it up so much that they ah yeah they tore it down. I forgot about that. Gotcha. But there was like a lot of haunted shit there, like ghosts or whatever.
02:21:52
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you believe in ghosts? I know. I knew you were going to freaking ask, dude. I knew. I do believe in ghosts. I do believe in ghosts. I straight up believe in ghosts, bro.
02:22:03
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I know. You talked about it with Michael last night.
02:22:08
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I believe in ghosts. I don't give a fuck what the fuck you have to say. Bitch.
02:22:15
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Proving. I'm not going to prove it, man. I'm not going to. Wesley, actually. No, no, no, no.
02:22:27
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Wesley, I will say. He carries some like spirits around him. And when I was living with him, I saw some freaking shadows on the freaking wall and felt shit while I was laying in bed with him.
02:22:43
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So yes, I 1 million percent believe in like creepy shit like that for sure. And I saw a little girl when I was a kid in the bathroom.
02:22:57
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I wouldn't blame him either. It's probably her with all the bad. No, he's the one that he's. No, no. He's the one that blames himself. Right, Wes? Come on.
02:23:09
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but He's the one that said like spirits follow him and shit. She's like, damn it. You're not backing me. Yeah, see? See? Yeah, they hang around him.
02:23:20
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That's what I'm saying. Oh, me. Oh, my.
02:23:26
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That shit was creepy. I just closed my eyes. was like, I'm not having it but
02:23:34
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it. I don't believe in ghosts. I know you don't. I heard your last night. And it's weird because I've been in situations where I'm out with some friends. Maybe we're on on ah on a trail and it's like getting dark and and one of them or two of them were talking about ghosts and creeping everybody out. and And then, like, you know a lot of people... You're surprised. A lot of people do believe in ghosts. like It's a normal thing.
02:24:06
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It's more normal to believe in ghosts than not to believe in ghosts, I think. ah And I'm not... Don't quote me on that. Actually, i kind of want to look the statistics on that.
02:24:17
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Well, I know that there was, like, this back road where they... I can't remember where it is. I think Pennsylvania.
02:24:28
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don't know. um Where they ah they used to hang slaves or whatever and like people used to see like the people hanging or whatever.
02:24:42
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It's like when they put up like that much like hype to it. Yeah. You don't ever see anything. You know what i mean? Yeah.
02:24:54
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So Wesley was like, my realist friends, which I understand what he means. um I consider myself a realist. Didn't either, but they won't go haunted places with me. See, here's the thing.
02:25:07
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I don't believe in ghosts, but I would go to a haunted place with a friend that asked me, like, man, you don't believe? we'll go Let's go to this haunted place. like, okay, I'll go with you. i'll stay I'll spend the night yeah bringing sleeping bags.
02:25:22
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You bring the corn and I'll bring the beer. Let's go. and Bring the blunts. But a lot of people won't. A lot of people like me won't because they're like, it's just not worth my time.
02:25:36
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Which I do understand that too. But I'll do it at least once. Just to say, see? Well, the hyped up ones are like a no-go.
02:25:48
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I have had experiences in like the places where you wouldn't ever think of. You know what I mean? Gotcha. And then with Wes.
02:26:01
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and one last is Wesley is haunted himself. Yes. Gotcha. Gotcha. I just closed my eyes and went sleep.
02:26:13
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Hmm.
02:26:21
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But you know what? Believe what you want is what is.
02:26:27
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That's all we can do is we we well we're we believe We don't believe what we want. We believe what we're convinced of. Is it convincing? Or is it seeing is believing?
02:26:42
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What do you mean? Is seeing believing?
Community and Snacks
02:26:47
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There's a lot of things I don't see that I believe is Is factual yeah I mean no ah
02:26:57
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Can you see air the put Sometimes Depends Depends on how high am I'm just about to say I can taste The color blue man Yeah dude
02:27:22
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This is where we're friends. We need to do Stoner Saturdays sometimes. Oh, man. That's sweet, man. We need more Stoners on here, man.
02:27:35
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I am big tonight. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. i want I want to ask. Okay. So I think i brought up I brought up the concept of social constructs the other night.
02:27:50
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without Without going into anything else But just sticking with that Do you know what a social construct is? You explained it Let me read it Yeah Look up the ah official definition. It might make better sense. I was... yeah I do better like seeing it, reading it, than being heard.
02:28:18
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You're good. why why you dump that While you do that, while you get a ah handle on social social constructs, I am going to go ahead and pick a random song again.
02:28:30
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forgot. We're going to take a break. Yeah, we're going to take a break. fireberg Bird, bird, bird is the word. Bird, bird, bird.
02:28:46
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um I don't, ooh, Chris Cornell, Billie Jean.
02:28:56
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Music
02:29:11
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She was more like a beauty queen from
02:29:28
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She said am the one Who would dance on the floor and around She said her name was Billie Jean And she caused a scene And all her heads turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who would dance on floor and around
02:30:02
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People always told me be careful what you Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts Mama always told me be careful who you love Careful what you do before the lie, lie becomes the truth Billy Jean, my mama
02:30:30
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She's just a girl Says that I am the one But the kid is not my son She
02:30:43
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says I am the one But the kid is not my son
02:30:56
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40 days and 40 nights, the Lord was on her side Who can stand when she's in demand, her schemes and her plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round
02:31:27
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She told my baby that we danced till three and she looked at me. She showed a photo. My baby cried. His eyes were like mine.
02:31:40
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Cause we danced on the floor in the round.
02:31:46
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People always told me be careful what you do. Don't go around breaking young girl's heart.
02:31:57
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She stood right by me, smelled a sweet perfume. This happened much too soon.
02:32:12
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Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who says that I'm take my strong
02:32:44
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And remember to always think twice.
02:32:50
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Do think twice.
02:32:58
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you.
02:33:07
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I guess that's a true story.
02:33:22
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Alright, welcome back. Oh, shit, I'm not back. You're good, you're good. i was just to everybody know, we're going to go about another 30 minutes or so. We're going to round out the hour at least, and laurare I'm going to shut this puppy down. I got a sick dog that I need, that I feel like I need to be, my attention needs to go toward. So, um yeah, yeah, with that being said,
02:33:51
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Not to alarm anybody, but that's just kind of where I'm at with that. So, but that was, who was that? That was Chris Cornell, Billie Jean.
02:34:03
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What did just do? Oh, there we go. There we go. So, yeah. What you doing, Brittany? I'm trying to find some of my food that I brought here. I was going to make some of that.
02:34:18
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I got some on you, you know. Oh, man. Oh, what are some of your go-to munchies?
02:34:27
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It's different all the time. I have a ah wide variety. like I have a ah wide palate.
02:34:37
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You have a favorite one, though? I love salt and vinegar chips. ah Salt and vinegar chips, which is like a Pennsylvania, Maryland,
02:34:50
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New Jersey area type brand. I've had UDTS before. us is they Don't they have like an owl?
02:34:59
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No, it's a Okay. and think It's like a girl with like a swoop in her hair and a bow. Okay. Let me put my other earpiece in. I'm moving all the shoots for that. I can't find anything. i need to get my shit organized. Yeah.
02:35:19
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Hey, you just moved in, so that'll take you some time. I get it. I get it. I get it. I always remember all the times moving throughout my life. It's always a stressful, stressful, fucking shitty, shitty time.
02:35:32
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Yeah, and like in between moving out um her daughter's stuff at the same time, like it's just like, cross her butt.
02:35:45
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yeah You'll get it done, though. Oh, yeah, for sure. Alright, so back to munchies. It was cleaner than it was when her daughter left here. Cool.
02:35:56
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Okay, back to what?
02:35:59
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Matt said back to munchies. So salt and vinegar is your chips. That's my favorite chips. I like peanut peanut butter and pretzels.
02:36:16
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Pretzels with peanut butter or with Nutella. Okay.
02:36:22
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I'm a big fan of Fritos. Fritos, yeah. Fritos and Nutella. so
02:36:33
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I haven't had Fritos and Nutella before. That's wild. That's definitely a stoner snack for sure. Sweet. You got your sweet and you got your salty.
02:36:45
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Salty, yeah. that's That's my whole thing too. I love me some sweet and salty shit. But then I have my My times where like sour and sweet.
02:36:57
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And like gummy. You're a Sour Patch Kid. Yeah. ah things are they're not they're not They're not sour enough for me though.
02:37:10
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I like Gushers. Those aren't bad. Those aren't bad. i i always I didn't mind the the fruit was it the the fruit roll-ups.
02:37:22
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I'm about to go get me a freaking... They have the the... It's not the Fruit Roll-Up, but it's the other one. It's the same brand. It's like a sheet of the gummy, you know what I'm talking about?
02:37:39
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Fuck, what do I like call it? That's a Fruit Roll-Up. It's basically a Fruit Roll-Up. I'm going to go get one. I'll be right back. That's exactly what that is, is a fruit roll-up.
02:37:52
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i don't know what she's talking about. I think it might be. maybe You might be thinking like the the fruit strips. break than math but um the narrow The narrow fruit strips.
02:38:08
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I remember that. It's still the same. it's m
02:38:15
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I don't know.
02:38:31
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I don't know where she went. don't know. Anyway, guys. so ah Again, going to have to cut it short tonight. Like I said, my dog is sick and I don't think she's doing too well.
02:38:47
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and and i'm not i'm not hand I'm handling it all right. um la oh I'm of worried. You're all right.
02:39:01
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What's that? Yeah, I'm worried about it. I said you were right. Ow, farts. Ow. I just stepped on something super hard. It's hard to like. I'm
02:39:14
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always right. I'm white when it comes to munchies, at least. No, I'm joking.
02:39:21
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I hope your puppy does better. My kitty has been having a hard time, too, so I feel you, dude. You ever like line up gushers and okay.
02:39:32
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Okay, guys, I'm gonna go ahead and end this now.
02:39:38
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Because I can't my my mind is way too distracted. So. Yeah. Have good night everybody. Sorry guys. I'm gonna go take care of my dog.
02:39:51
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So.
02:39:54
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All right. Well, thank you Brittany. Sorry for cutting this so short. No, you're fine. We did it. We did the damn thing. We did it. Yay. Peace.
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