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The 2025 Angel of Death was announced and so much more insanity that you know and love
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Introduction and Show Details
00:03:13
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What's going on everybody? Happy Saturday. Hold on one second, Wally. What's up? Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. What's going on with you guys?
00:03:24
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Shut up, Chatter's Box, James. What's going on? Cheers, everybody. There's there some dickhead in there. Johnny Balms, that guy. Fart on my dick. Well, damn.
00:03:36
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00:03:47
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00:04:06
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00:04:22
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That's a true statement. I did the scientifical research on that. I've got most of the network here with me tonight. Wally prematurely ejaculating all over the screen as soon as we go. From...
00:04:37
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From Cold-Blooded stories or cold-blooed Conversations and Speedway Stories. From Michael and Friends and Hump Day Ha Ha's, this strange-looking individual.
00:04:48
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And then from Unnecessary Roughness, my podcast life partner, Belly Touching Extraordinaire. And there is one more person that's supposed to be here, but she'll come straggling in in about an hour not knowing where she is, what her name is. What's the cat backed up? Most of us don't even know who the fuck she is. Yeah.
00:05:15
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It depends on... other streams than ours It depends what personality we get there today as to who we actually get to see. Jersey, what's up, MoDog? Trust I was gaming with her before you guys were podcasting with her.
00:05:28
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I fucking know.
00:05:32
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Happy New Year, Megan Jedi. What's going on with you? Thanks for your help last night, ah Bongs. Appreciate you, buddy. That was a family shit going down. Appreciate it.
00:05:45
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Johnny Bongs was there. Wally was there. well i watched it for a few minutes. I just didn't want to put the do do a show and have to be probably an answer. brit I wasn't thinking about it.
00:05:56
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And I got yelled at because, God forbid, I actually show up and support one of the shows on my network. And I'm in the chat. Ooh. Fuck you, Chris. You fucking piece of shit. You said you were doing in the chat. Fucking always in here managing our shit.
00:06:12
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How did anything run before Brittany got here to tell us all how shitty we I know. I don't know how I did it for four years before she got here.
The Angel of Death Game
00:06:23
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But anyways, the reason I have pretty much the entire network here tonight is because most of you guys know we we we do a little thing called the Angel of Death um where it might sound a little sadistic,
00:06:40
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But it's a whole hell of a lot of fun. We're not wishing death upon anybody. But if people die, one of us will get bragging rights. I can't say I don't wish. There are some that I'm like, anytime now would be A-OK with me.
00:06:59
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question did we sell Did we sell lazy? I don't know. Not yet. I haven't got my money. Merry Christmas, guys. Hopefully you guys all had a great Christmas with the family. Chatters boxed.
00:07:11
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We didn't sell lazy. We only sell things with value. We have to keep lazy around. Somebody's got to hold down the carpet in the room. It's America's favorite make-a-wish kids.
00:07:23
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Fucking powder. is Just a real quick rundown, how the angel of death works is everybody on the network, we we picked 10 celebrities that we think are going to die.
00:07:36
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Can I tell you, three quarters of last year's network is no longer here. yeah Half of the network. We started out with six competitors and we ended with three. We lost half of them. And they didn't die, for those wondering. They did not die. They just went their separate ways. Not physically they didn't die. They're just dead to us.
00:08:01
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Yeah, correct. But... um when When and if somebody on your list dies, you get a point, unless they're the first celebrity to die of the year, that you get an extra two points. We do have all kinds of different rules where you can call your shot. If you're watching and you think somebody's going to die, you say, hey, I think so-and-so's going to die. You have seven days for that person to die.
00:08:23
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What do you mean you're watching? Like you're just rolling down the street and you see someone choking? Well, I was following around Dick Van Dyke and being like, nah, he's going to fall on the ice. And I'm not making light of this. I'm just using this for an example because this actually happened this year. When Charlie Kirk got shot, I was watching it.
00:08:44
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and i And I was going to do an emergency pick, which I'll get to those, and call my shot. All on Charlie Kirk. Now I put a post up in the chat about five minutes before they announced his death, but there was there was a dispute and I was like, whatever, but you know, you I'm not going to argue with with you.
00:09:04
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I threw it out there to see if I could get it, but I didn't get it. So yeah, if you call your shot and they die in that seven days, like if somebody's sick and you see it on the news and you call your shot. You did it with a wrestler. You did it with a wrestler this day. yeah I did it with Black Bart. I just didn't call my shot.
00:09:20
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yeah Why can't it just be bark why it's gotta be Black Bart? That's what his name was. Everything I've been hearing about, you must be true. mo dish I thought that was between you and I. What the fuck?
00:09:32
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Now you're to make money on everybody else I don't pay you enough? God damn. yeah So if you if you call your shot, you get bonus points. If they don't die in that seven days, you actually lose points. ah We do have... it Somebody should call Ariana Grande. She looks sick as hell. She is just losing. She's like Stephen King's thinner. That bitch just keeps getting smaller.
00:09:56
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that' an Nice. We do have emergency picks, basically, with emergency picks, how those work. again if you hear about somebody dying or potentially getting close to dying you drop one of your original picks you pick them up um if that emergency pick does die you get three bonus points if they don't die by the end of the year you lose two points there's a little rundown quick rundown of the rules however i'm not going to run down everybody's list i'm just going to run down the picks that did die this year wally uh had my heart die
00:10:27
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And then Wally also murdered the the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. Motherfucker. Hey, Wally, do me a favor. Pick me, pick me. Son of a bitch. I've already gotten rid of one of the members of the cast, so you might as well keep it going. oh ah So, ah Wally, line up with two- The beautiful, you get it right. It's beautifully poetic and sadistic.
00:10:53
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Yes, it is. It's it's it's amazing. Rick's a little fuckered. Rick, Giorgio Armani, and Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys this year. So he Rick got two points as well.
00:11:07
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I didn't know that, by the way. I'll go ahead and spill it little bit. The angel of death is this guy this year. yeah Yeah. 2025 angel of death. First to go was an emergency pick. So I kind of ended the competition at the very beginning of the year because I dropped an emergency pick on Black Bart. I'm not here for this.
00:11:27
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Get through it. You are here for this. question You are gloated p in here. Just get the goddamn information out. I am giving the information.
00:11:38
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i did. had an emergency pick. Black Bart, WWE Hall of Famer. I did an emergency pick and he was first to go so I got six points for it.
00:11:48
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Then I turned around and did another emergency pick for ah the David Johansson. ah And he died. And everybody said that he was going to be my Jimmy Carter this year. He was not my Jimmy Carter this year. ah He died and he got me four points. That jumped me up to to ten points.
00:12:08
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And then the great legendary NFL player and wrestler, Steve Mongo McMichael, he finally died after fighting fighting Stage 27. thought it was celebrities.
00:12:20
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Who the fuck has heard these people besides wrestling dorks? Well, we had to double check with everybody when we picked them. These are musicians. Is this lawyers?
00:12:31
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Writers. and read no way yeah Yeah, Steve. yeah seeing actually If you're a football fan, you know who Steve McMichaels is. He was a Bears legend. yeah Yeah. This guy had Marv Levy right below me.
00:12:46
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Yeah. more like a movie do yeah And Wally had some famous trumpeteer that's 103 years old.
00:12:58
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ah And then I had Stanley Baxter. All together, I wound up racking up 12 points becoming the 2025 angel of death. Thank you. You're welcome. The champ is here.
00:13:09
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Suck it.
00:13:14
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I'm going to still keep my list and just add same ones except add two new ones to it. Really? Yeah. Do we draft? Does everyone take turns picking you put 10 together and screw whoever?
00:13:27
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No, you take turns. Good. Good. So, hey, Walt, how about you scrap that list, smartass? so So, we'll do it NFL style since Michael and Brittany will be coming in new.
00:13:43
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They're basically expansion teams. coming in. They probably won't make it through the end of the year, so it'll be okay. um They have to have a fight in big old bowl of Jell-O, more for the fact that I want to see Mike in a Speedo covered in Jell-O more than anything. Brittany would look exactly the same minus the beard. In fact, Michael might have more curves than Brittany does. i definitely do. Insane curves, baby.
00:14:13
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go um well We're not picking tonight, are we? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, thank God. I don't have that and yeah so we We'll take turns. We'll figure it out whether you pick first. Brittany picked first.
00:14:34
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go after them. I'll go i'll go i'll and then i'll pick last. It'll be like ah ah like a snake draft. so Whoever picks first in the first round will pick last in the second round.
00:14:46
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ah give Snake draft. Boo. Boo. Boo. Yeah. And we just pick 10 celebrities. They do have to be dead. Wally.
00:14:59
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What? Wally tried to pick Mae Young. She's been dead for 11 years. You almost let it happen. She's dead. That's called post-cognitive.
00:15:10
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the Anybody can see things in the future, but it takes a real genius to see that in the past. How does it work if someone is legally dead but gets CPR and comes back to life? Do you have to return the points or do you just get more points? Yes, you return the points. up double de duck don't You lose all of your points for the next four years. Expansion. No, no, that's not the case. but This is the shirt you bought me for Christmas.
00:15:36
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The wife is right. And i ain't going to deny it. That's just accurate. Well, the happy wife, happy life. It's a smart thing you aren't denying it. no She's not happy. She's with me.
00:15:47
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Yeah. So, yeah, so we're not happy. be but we no Yeah, we're not doing the pick tonight. We're actually going to do the picks on the 10th because I know Rick's not available on the 3rd.
00:16:00
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I'm actually not going to be around next weekend, so I won't be here to do a show next weekend. i won't We won't be doing any of the shows next weekend. So, Rick, we got to get our picks in for The fourth.
00:16:11
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I'm doing Friday. I thought. Well, no, like next week. Oh, no, I sent him. Okay, I sent him. I'm going to be available the third or the fourth. well Wait a minute. That's how we're going to do our next MCU on Friday.
00:16:27
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Did you lie to me? I don't think so. I don't think we picked a date. but that's what That's what you say when you do something else on the same date. Oh, we didn't pick one. I honestly don't remember picking a date. would have thrown it in my calendar. Well, double book yourself. You say, we didn't pick a day.
00:16:48
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Are we done on that thing? On what?
Humorous Personal Stories
00:16:51
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Yeah, so you guys have two weeks to compile your... Now, have extras just in case one of your picks get picked. Because if if I pick Marv Levy, Rick can't pick him. Nobody else can pick him. My first pick is going to be Marv Levy. Fuck you.
00:17:09
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If I knew where you lived, I'd cunt punch you too. He lives up the road for me. yeah He what? um I'll catch up with the replay later, but um I shouldn't be out so late. I'll probably see you guys in a couple hours.
00:17:22
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A little drunker? What's going on?
00:17:26
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yeah You better watch what you say there, Francis. I fucking head that way in about 24 hours, bitch. Merry Christmas. See you a couple hours. See you, Michael. yeah youve seen a couple hours so like See if he can leave without ending the show.
00:17:42
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but oh shit. entry no i Don't open that'll do that. Fuck. I'm just going to shut my phone. There you go. He almost did it, too. take them out we'll actually We'll actually be picking week. Not next week.
00:17:59
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On two weeks. Don't fuck with me like that, Francis. I see Sam you. like And I even wrote it out on my notebook. He's looking at it. It says the tent. Oh, that's next week. No, that's two weeks. It's all that fucking hiss that he's wearing on his body.
00:18:17
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Bro, if you're a fucking wreck for tomorrow's show, I swear to God, I will fucking stab you. I can't do that shit two weeks in a row. Why? That was funny. i won I won't be, but I may pretend like I am so I can put you in charge again. Bro, you were a fucking nightmare, Sunday.
00:18:36
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Yeah. so Just a little still drunk during the show. Still drunk, he was still drinking. yeah drinking i had ah i had a yeah i had a very I had a very rough week, especially with the holidays and everything like that. And my family likes to, I don't know why I let them get under my skin so much, but they like to remind me how much of a piece of shit I am.
00:18:57
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And it really bothers me. Who are your family, Francis? Who are your family? You guys are my family. My my blood family that i've that I've distanced myself from. Now I will probably kidnap your mom when I get the opportunity and hold her ransom from you, but that's okay. You know what? She's your problem now. Congratulations. You know what? It's not kidnapping when he lets her go willingly. He's like, oh, Mike's going on a road trip. Kayla spoke, Rick. He's not allowed to do that. He won't be doing that again. So Kayla already spoke.
00:19:28
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Yeah, I will not be doing that again. No, I will admit I had a um had a very rough week. She's not in the trunk, Jersey. it all ah Yes, she is. oh here then You moved her to the trunk.
00:19:38
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she was on on this team I did not move her to the trunk. I thought I lost mom. How did she get in the trunk? The Riri's who cleaned my car this summer. oh yeah You didn't put her back onto the seat yet?
00:19:49
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No, she's fine back there. She needs to get back under the seat. She's my trunk monkey now. As my dog says, trunk lives matter.
00:19:59
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yes no trunk lives matter. Dude, I wish, I don't know if everybody in the chatter's box knows the story, but the night you were telling it and the jokes that were flying around about it was probably one of the best Saturday night podcasts you've ever done.
00:20:18
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Like we could have entertained millions that night with that fucking story. The legend, the legend of road rage, Ronda just continues to grow because like I said, I thought with man, I thought for sure that those kids threw mom away. And I was, I was being a smart ass because I had just told Kayla about it and But I, don't even know how it came up. I just told Kayla like, Oh yeah, by the way, my mom's under my driver's side seat. And I was going to be a smart ass and I was going to pull her out and be like, mom, meet Kayla. Kayla meet mom.
00:20:48
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And then you reached for her and she was gone. She was gone. I can only imagine what my face looked like, but I know the panic, like all the emotions that were going through my body. And I was like, where the fuck is mom? Nobody's going to break into my car and steal human ashes. Like that don't make no sense.
00:21:07
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And then it dawned on me, oh man, I had to re-rease clean my car this summer. They fucking threw my mom away. And I was like, no they wouldn't do that. And then for whatever reason, I just started searching the car. And in the back back of my Equinox where the mom snacks go for the soccer team, she's in there. this is Dude, you have to go to Canada one time and see if they stop you and question you about it.
00:21:36
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Make him do like a drug sample on it and put it in the liquid see if it turns blue. Watch that shit turn blue. i was going to say, knowing my mom, if we if i get if if drug sniffing dogs sniff my car, knowing my mom, they're going to hit. They're going to hit.
00:21:52
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What I'm saying is watch him drip in that like liquid to see if it turns blue for meth or cocaine. And all of a sudden you're like, that's my mom. And it turns blue and you're like, Mom! What the fuck? Sadly, knowing my mom, it probably very well could turn blue, though. you would look You would look like such a fucking psychopath yelling at this fucking blue liquid screaming mom. They're going to be like, yeah, we don't need handcuffs. We need the straitjacket. We want to send a van.
00:22:24
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Canadian psych ward, here we come. Never get back in the country. How bad could it be? I bet it would be a lovely vacation to be in. ah The international attorney fees. I don't know if Derek can cover this one. Derek's got some great golf courses in Canada. The international attorney fees are going to be outlandish. You get one phone call and I call Derek. Hey, Derek.
00:22:51
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Hey, Derek. Remember all those jokes about being an attorney? How fast can you study international law? like You do know I'm not an attorney, right? I need you ASAP. That would be the best fucking go phone call ever. She will. It's a long story.
00:23:14
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Yes, the the legend of Road Raid Raja continues to grow. um It'll... ah
00:23:23
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Mom's been way more entertainment and death than she's ever been. She's been way more fun dead than she ever was a alive. Sorry, Mom.
00:23:35
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ah I'm fucking sweating from laughing about all this. My eyes are watering and shit. Fuck, I haven't had enough to drink to handle this.
00:23:46
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And it's so early. I'm not drinking tonight either. What? yeah I drank enough fucking Thursday and Friday. I'm good. What up, Mandy? I'm good.
00:24:00
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What do I get to go on a moose ride with the other misuses? That sounds like a children's book. Francis and the Moose.
00:24:13
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The next great american kid they great Canadian fairy tale because it's not American. well melet Metal Relic Heart? Congratulations on being sent here. Welcome your seatbelt in.
00:24:26
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It's Saturday night on the Nonsensical Network and it gets a little weird around here. This is the conversation about Francis's dead mother. We're keeping her alive in spirit and the back of the car.
00:24:38
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Francis and the moose as laz Lazy says. it's like It's like Stuart Little or me giving a mouse a cookie. Francis and the moose.
00:24:50
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The next great Canadian classic. Oh, my God. That's great. Oh, your fucking mom's going to really fuck with you if you ever get stopped at customs. never leave the country Oh, man. And have no intentions on leaving the country. You're lucky you try to leave your mom at home to leave the country and you get like a flat tire a mile away and you're like, God damn it.
00:25:20
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I'm not supposed to do this. <unk> discuss We already talked about how it goes when you take your mom out of the car. Yeah, yeah exactly. her Road range Ronda becomes Hurricane Ronda. Oh, Arliss has got some scary... Well, we'll be opening the doors here very soon, Arliss. You are welcome to come in and share.
00:25:41
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boy. I forgot it's open. I'm going to come back here with us, bro.
00:25:48
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Get ready or good time, Metal. Yeah. It's open mic night, which means every all yeah the retarded faggotry that's about to take place on here. there a It's 2025. I can say those words.
00:26:03
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Oh, well, we can't say retard. I don't know if we can say faggotry yet. Why can't we? I thought we were told we were allowed to. of Fucking walls in Minnesota is a retard. well wall of What is it? Tim Walzer or whatever the fuck his name is. Everybody's driving around calling him a retard. And he's offended, he said.
00:26:26
Speaker
i don't know if you've seen that or not. No, I haven't. i the governor The governor of Minnesota says that as he's walking around or working his front yard, people are driving by calling him a retard and it offends him. I think the retard never went away. I've always said. Trump said 2025, we could say retard again. I tried that theory on COD and got a three-day chat ban. So apparently we can't do it yet.
00:26:50
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It never went away. i never had to bring it back. I've always used it. I mean, R-tard, Riri, retard, however you want to phrase it, still those of less brain cells than me.
00:27:02
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Which is a hell of a feat to have less brain cells than you. Listen, bro, on a good day, I get four that bump into each other. so what the say how How he hangs out with us, so he he's got to have no brain cells up there. so i mean shit You're probably not wrong. yeah ah
00:27:24
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I have two brain cells that are actively on vacation permanently. Yeah, that's because they're permanently drunk. Well, no. I sober them up throughout the week.
00:27:36
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But do you? Yeah. They only drink on Saturdays. Sometimes Sunday mornings. Or Sunday afternoon. Carry on until Sunday mornings. Nah.
00:27:48
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Those are rare feet. That don't happen too often.
00:27:53
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I don't know. That's twice in like the last month I've heard from you 8 a.m. that said you were still up drinking. yeah Francis skipped right over Glee Club in school and went straight for Glee Club.
00:28:08
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Glick's mind wandered and never came back. It generally does stay in the gutter. I love that the some people are calling you Glick and some people are calling you Francis, by the way. That is cracking me up. but Those that were here that night that I fucking set Jedi off almost piss in his pants laughing. Yeah.
00:28:30
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What was that? What is that? What is that? What is that what's that song? Some call me the gangster of love. Some call me. I'm calling you Francis. I am a man of many names.
00:28:47
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Some of them can be repeated and some cannot.
00:28:54
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so man Some are best left not repeating it. That's a fact, Jack.
00:29:09
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Oh, I am Hugees. Yeah. So, the angel of death. Yeah, you published that. Angel of death would be something.
00:29:22
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I am the angel of death. and i have my dead mind nice
00:29:28
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The angel of death and his compatriot Rhonda. Road Rage Rhonda. It's like Batman and Robin only. It's the angel of death and Road Rage Rhonda. While doing a show. You what?
00:29:45
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i while doing the show you what I'm being productive while doing this show. Oh, there's a strange name. I haven't seen him forever.
00:29:56
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What's been going on? It's hard it's hard to keep track of it. I know. Much love, brother. Merry Christmas. Merry I almost got to agree with that statement.
00:30:16
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What had happened was... What had happened was...
00:30:25
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funny. Look, you know, sometimes life isn't always pretty.
00:30:32
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Sometimes it looks like Francis. Sometimes it looks like Rick. And then worst case scenario, it looks like Walt. Yeah. And then I scare everybody off.
00:30:43
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On his worst day, Wally comes around. yeah okay
00:30:54
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Wally's like, i don't know why I grew up here and put up with you. Yeah, not so tough, were you? You had a lot to say last night when I was in the chat, didn't you, Wally? sos Shut up, Glick. I'll remove you off here. Me and Rick will take over. Shut the fuck Nope, don't include me in shit.
00:31:10
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i'm I'm lucky I get Rick to show up for like an hour, hour and a half on Sunday. No. That's a lie. That's a lie. Isn't it the other way around, Rick? Get him to actually show up on time?
00:31:22
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No, no. Me being on time another story. We're both usually running pretty late on Sundays. but Like, the fact that we moved the show to 1230, it was probably a fucking not so great but great idea at the same time.
00:31:36
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Yeah, it was like, man, you know, we were trying to do 11, and that was just hard. And it was like 1230. We could be done in a half hour before kickoff. we're lucky if we get done by halftime. We're lucky. We're lucky. We're lucky. We're lucky. We're lucky.
00:31:50
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yeah
00:31:54
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We're lucky. Well, we brought back Cash's show today, so that was cool. I saw that. I did see that. I did see that. I saw my Twitch drop-down notification about it. And I was like, oh, that's fun.
00:32:06
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Yeah, we had some catching up to do. Life is like a shit storm. You never know where the splat will happen. This is true. This is true.
00:32:17
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This is so true. But, um yeah, I don't know. I was going to say something. i Yeah, so, yeah, me getting back on track for 2026 and getting shows back on track. That was one that I wanted to... I know Cash has been kind of wanting to get back into it, and then he brought it up last night, and I said, hell yeah, let's fucking do it. So I i had some fun with AI today. I'm being good with the AI, man. I like playing with the AI. Still not as good as old What's-His-Face.
00:32:45
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No. feels it i am i am ah I'm still a grasshopper. and i had I had the... I had the ah the nonsensical ah holiday card.
00:33:04
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Santa Glick. Oh, yeah. I had that. I downloaded that tonight. I didn't even get to use it, man. What the fuck? Yeah. What the fuck?
00:33:16
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Come on, Wally. Don't blame me. It's your show, Baby, on Saturday nights. I'm just here for the ride. Yeah, what that person in the background said. What the fuck? but Is that what?
00:33:31
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Or pay and... was that your house Actually, that was my young i was my youngest that said that, watching her show. Oh, Jesus. Yeah.
00:33:52
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Cash looks like he's grown. Yeah, he's definitely grown. The boy is officially the tallest of the three kids. He's got a <unk>s got a couple ah couple red hairs.
00:34:02
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On his older sister. He's he's taller than than both the girls now. It really helps automating the mindless crap for you. Don't trust its math.
00:34:14
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Or when you have it, scrap a website for information. There's always bad information.
Internet Restrictions and VPNs
00:34:20
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Sure.
00:34:22
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There is. You cannot trust the interwebs. Truth.
00:34:29
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Why? i always thought if you read it on the interwebs, it was true. No, actually, Jersey, I don't remember what the conversation was, but Scotto made that picture that I used for the thumbnail tonight.
00:34:41
Speaker
ah Scotto made a couple of the pictures that I've used for thumbnails. um I can't remember what the conversation was. I think we were talking about if I was ever in the military or or something like that. Scotto sent that over to me right in the middle of the conversation. Yeah.
00:35:04
Speaker
I mean, we weren't really talk about anything. It's nonsensical nonsense. I mean, we literally have a competition where we pick celebrities that we think are going to die throughout the year. This is a fucking fact. Some of the other dumbass conversations that are had. And we talk shit about it throughout the year.
00:35:23
Speaker
to I'll show another fact. yeah We have a goddamn fantasy league that I'm the commissioner of. And he sucks at it. I did not pay any attention to any fantasy football this year. I was in four leagues.
00:35:40
Speaker
I think I went. I had three wins. And our league, I think I had three or four wins. And another league that they started midway through the season, I was like four and five or some dumb shit like that. I don't know. it was bad this year.
00:35:57
Speaker
But you guys can always trust what we say right here on Nonsense Well Nonsense as fact.
00:36:06
Speaker
Shut up, Wally. I can see your face here on camera. ah ah You can't make faces at me. Yeah, I can. And talk shit at the same time. um I will bring up later on here in the show.
00:36:26
Speaker
It is the end of the year, and you know what comes out at the end of the year? Pornhub, you're in review, ladies and gentlemen. Not down here. yeah you're one of the many, many states that cannot watch Pornhub. You can't watch any porn down there, can you?
00:36:42
Speaker
Nope. You better have a VPN if you're planning to watch any naughty adult movies. Kayla never heard that. I was telling her about that because... of vpn No, no, no, no. that There are states that have banned porn.
00:36:54
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I can pull up a website if you want to see the notification you get. I mean, I just... I know down in Florida. I know down in Florida, you you either have on picture of your ID... You can't even do that here. hold on, I'm going to pull up the website. I'll read to you what the disclosure says.
00:37:11
Speaker
but So I pulled up a website that... Hold on. I'll pull up the website and figure out which one I'm going to use. Because I actually know multiples. I'm a guy. What do you want? All right. so but So a website known as Tube Galore.
00:37:27
Speaker
We're sorry. Tube Galore is unavailable in the state of Georgia. While not subject to U.S. law or jurisdiction, Tube Galore has been made aware that your state imposes age verification obligations to access adult content.
00:37:42
Speaker
We believe that such laws violate individual privacy rights and create unreasonable risk So I guess in they to
00:38:01
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so i guess in florida and they were talking about this on the radio station i listened to the other day or a couple weeks ago, I guess in Florida you can verify by either A, sending a picture of your ID, or B, a little camera screen will pop up and you can take a picture of yourself.
00:38:20
Speaker
And then it's determined by the fact that you look like you're 18 or older. um Or they do both in Florida, depending upon the
00:38:31
Speaker
site. Right, MoDog? Tube galore. Never heard of that one. VPN set to Vegas. You're in. There you go. Hands of seed. There you go.
00:38:44
Speaker
Hey, the internet is in. Or California. Or there's multiples. Yeah. we We can get high. We can kill babies. And we can look at porn. Ohio's great, baby. Isn't that something?
00:38:59
Speaker
a The joys of fucking Ohio. Yeah. Yeah. Our taxes suck. We get big taxes, we have to find things in life.
00:39:15
Speaker
Porn, weed, and smoborson. I'm glad you said it like that. think Oh, no. i know i know how to i know how to navigate the algorithms.
00:39:26
Speaker
should It's actually pretty funny.
00:39:35
Speaker
Jesus. Yeah, MoDog, you're currently using the internet right now as we speak. He's praying. I ain't taking notes at all.
00:39:47
Speaker
He's praying for all of us right now. I want to make that clear. While he's taking all the notes. Yep.
00:39:58
Speaker
MoDog is currently praying for all of us while reading his scripture. Right? Yeah. Because, let's be honest here, we're fucking special. He said the said the book of Revelation. Nice.
00:40:16
Speaker
We are some kind of special. Yeah, we are. Well, hell. What do you say we go ahead and open these motherfucking doors? Because it's his 8 o'clock-o.
00:40:32
Speaker
Usually I do it about a half hour in, but, you know, we got a little, we'll go ahead post that. There we go. I'll go ahead and get over here so I can pin it. I wish I could pin comments on YouTube from StreamYard.
00:40:47
Speaker
That is the only downfall. And I could be a fucking moron, and I probably can. And Jedi's probably going to pop in here at any moment and go, You know, Glick, if you just do this, this, and that, but Jedi can't figure out how to put comments up on the screen or bring people in from the backstage.
00:41:03
Speaker
I don't know how to do anything on here, so get fucked. I'm aware. But I'm also not in charge of shit either. I just show up, talk, and leave. Yeah, exactly. Show up, talk shit, leave.
00:41:19
Speaker
So the link is dropped. The doors are open. Anybody who wants to come up is welcome. It is Saturday night. We do call it the Open Door Challenge. I know, it's dumb. Basically, I kick the doors off the hinges and whatever weirdos decide to show up on panel, show up on panel.
00:41:36
Speaker
We're already here. There's just adding more. Yeah, exactly, Minty. Doors are open. You are not allowed. Yes. Yes. your mother Your mother has had enough stress for today. we don't need to add her listening to this shit show. You're you're you're you're barely allowed on Sundays, let alone Saturday. When you turn 18, Wyatt, you are welcomed anytime.
00:42:03
Speaker
Lazy's banned from the show. Kick him out. That's rude. No, I am because fucking Francis. I informed him of what Glick's real name is, and now he can't get over it Rick is, I don't, I'm not going to show favoritism or have favoritism, but mean, this. Oh, there it is. There it is.
00:42:27
Speaker
The only problem is the left arm tat doesn't quite match up. It's close. Yeah, my arm tat is up on my shoulder and my body step, and then I moved it down. And don't have a chest tat, but i'm looking at that picture, I'm a little more comfortable without a shirt on, and I'm not so much afraid to get my chest tatted.
00:42:46
Speaker
Although, I do have to say, i have more chest hair in that picture than I actually do in real life. I'm not a hairy man by any stretch. So do I. No, well, yeah, I do. Because, yeah, there's definitely a lot more. i Mine is up on my, yeah, there's definitely more. There's definitely more, right?
00:43:05
Speaker
Yeah. but I'm hearing on my face and the top of my head. The head that is on my shoulders. This head right here. you had hair on the other one, that would be really awkward.
00:43:21
Speaker
Really awkward. I'm Sasquatch. I have hair everywhere, right?
00:43:28
Speaker
Oh, Lord. Jedi. Is that the first time you've seen that, Minty?
00:43:39
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melly yeah We wish we could dock. Yep, there's no way we could dock with our bellies touching like that. but He said, whoa, I see why can't join.
00:43:56
Speaker
Boy, your mother would get all sorts of great ideas about me then she saw that picture. We're trying, Moe Dog. We're trying, but we're not. We can't reach.
00:44:08
Speaker
Bert Kreischer's in the background. Maybe thats that's we got to get a picture of the three of us belly touching. The coup de grace. Or Bert Kreischer standing over us looking down at our bellies touching.
00:44:23
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Well,
00:44:32
Speaker
Mentonia, I will tell you that the PS5 is booming right now on some Call of Duty, so... Oh, if we braided our beards together and then we'd be stuck face to face, that would be a horrible idea.
00:44:45
Speaker
I can see one of us literally just head-butting the other for no fucking reason. Head-butting or one of us getting a brilliant idea to lick the other, which causes the head-butting. If you lick my nose, I'm fucking head-butting you. I can see now he's going to like, hey.
00:45:02
Speaker
What the Get off my nose.
00:45:07
Speaker
Come here. I licked it, therefore it's mine. Yeah, I think that's what a dad's hitting around here, bud. They're partying it up, brah. Partying it up, brah.
00:45:18
Speaker
The father and son of a holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
00:45:27
Speaker
Oh, you guys are back on Call of Duty. You're done playing battles Battle Siege 6. Whatever it's called. you're so little walking You're literally a walking fuck. You're way cooler than Catfish Cooley. As my man said earlier, Hands of Seed said early, Legendary and Legendary Junior were back in the house, me and Cash, when we were doing the show.
00:46:05
Speaker
Battle, I can't even remember, kind of fell off. and Did it really? Benji, what's going on Cars and Pups, you changed your name, Benji. Yeah, and he's finally been posting on his own YouTube channel, Palmer. I've seen that. Yeah, he's been putting up some pictures and and and shit like that and whatnot.
00:46:29
Speaker
Benji looks like he's finally enjoying life and not working his fucking self into an early grave. I'm happy for him.
00:46:40
Speaker
Oh, man. ah so you know you know who You know who could really have a very bad night?
00:46:48
Speaker
Me? if If Brittany shows up. Why? Because Baltimore's playing right now against Green Bay. so how are they listen They haven't even started yet.
00:46:58
Speaker
But Houston just clinched their playoff spot by beating the Chargers badly.
00:47:04
Speaker
I didn't even look at that. I didn't even see what the score was. Last thing I see, things are heating up between Houston and Chargers. It was 14-0 with six minutes left in the first quarter.
00:47:19
Speaker
Yeah. yeah yeah
00:47:25
Speaker
That's true. Although now I've got a bunch of Chargers that serve no fucking purpose in my house. Did everybody get new phones for Christmas? They got they got new 17s, so now they use the Type-C charger.
00:47:38
Speaker
Well, you know, that's that's that's borderline child abuse making your kids use iPhones. I should report you. I mean, that's what I use, so you can get fucked. Well, we understand you have special needs. We've already touched on that earlier in the show. we dont have though I'm not the one with with multiple identities over here, Francis.
00:47:57
Speaker
I have no idea what you're talking about. Exactly. Francis isn't here right now. Click is. Francis always around. okay Always a around.
00:48:08
Speaker
Of course you are, Jers.
00:48:12
Speaker
will be right back. Order on child abuse is almost... Oh, shit. oh shit had one But I'm happy either way. As long as you're happy, buddy. That's all that matters at the end of the day. No, Lazy, that's the type you have.
00:48:31
Speaker
No, I have... Never mind. yeah and just... Train just completely derailed.
00:48:43
Speaker
Right off the tracks.
00:48:49
Speaker
I don't know if you've seen Minty's comment there, Richard.
00:48:58
Speaker
Well, he doesn't even pay the phone bill. Fuck him. but He doesn't get a say.
00:49:06
Speaker
When you pay your own goddamn phone bill, we'll talk. i tried to say I tried to tell my oldest one that. I said, because she wanted an iPhone, and everybody here has Androids, and she wanted an iPhone. and I'm like, no.
00:49:17
Speaker
At least somebody in the house has got a fucking brain in their head. You're trying to keep her dumbed down like the rest of population. No, man. Androids are so much better. My sister just made the jump.
00:49:29
Speaker
She's on the green side. The apple sheep, man.
00:49:33
Speaker
Androids are the way to go. Yeah, she just went to the green side. Yeah, that's parents. we don't listen We don't give a fuck what you got to say. Yeah, what you have to say does it isn't one isn't one bit relative until you get to college. And even then, you better graduate with good grades because if your grades suck, you still don't get a say. Yeah, because then you're just going to be stuck at home. Yeah, then you're stuck at my house and I'm still paying your fucking bills. Yeah, working at fucking McDonald's. Like an Ohio State graduate asking if you want
00:50:07
Speaker
I'll tell you. I'm an Ohio State football player. Why? Do you got an Ohio State graduate right there? um She's a lot. Hi, Lazy. she went She actually went to campus. What's up, Ollie?
00:50:19
Speaker
She gives me so much. cause yeah She actually went at campus. She wasn't like and Outliers. So I've made the decision this year, leaving Saturday to come home. I'm to have some extra time on my hands. I am finally going to make the detour and go actually see the horseshoe. How many times have I gone to New York this since I've known you? And I've never detoured the, what, 20 minutes off the fucking beaten path to go see it?
00:50:44
Speaker
Yeah, right. So I decided this year I'm finally going to turn off the fucking beaten path and go actually see the horseshoe tour. Nice. it's ah it's ah it is a It is a very cool stadium. Well, it's one of the most unique stadiums in college football. I mean, every state ah certain schools have certain things about their stadiums. Yeah. you know and There is no other one shaped like Ohio State.
00:51:06
Speaker
Well, the shape ah is outside of the shape, but I mean, when you're walking up to the building, it just it just looks like something right out of like medieval times, the way that the architecture is done. Roman times, you mean?
00:51:19
Speaker
Whatever. Medieval Roman. youre Two totally different times. Totally different times. Damn it, Francis. Get your shit together. This is what all U of M people think. All fucking centuries are like in the last 50 years. that you know you know adope It looks like the old Mexican adobe balls. I don't know.
00:51:39
Speaker
and don't matter it's it's real it's It's a really cool stadium to walk up on just outside of because you only really see the shoe part of it if you get an aerial view. yeah yep But it's a really cool stadium to walk up on.
00:51:52
Speaker
um a
00:51:56
Speaker
It's a clusterfuck of an area where the stadium is because there's a lot always construction down around the old and tangy. Yeah. and around campus but i mean the bridges are cool around it um like i said i've i've worked for osu a couple times and a lot of my buildings that i had were were towers so you could go up on the top floor up on the roof and it's a cool ass view of the campus of uh stadium area from from where up high
00:52:30
Speaker
i'll give z cro it is a cool It is a cool stadium. It's cool area. That's why he doesn't know what the fuck is what between Roman and medieval and this, that, and the other. It's because he gets his information from an android.
00:52:43
Speaker
I know what I meant. I meant like medieval, like the Hunchback of Notre Dame and stuff like that. and You see like the Citadels and and in the and the big the big the way that they built castles and stuff like that is what the stadium reminds me of.
00:52:56
Speaker
It has nothing to do with the Romans. Yeah. Romans were a bunch half-dressed re-nobs. Killing machines. So you on a Sunday morning after a long Saturday night. I mean, I guess if you want to call me a killing machine, then I'll be a killing machine.
00:53:10
Speaker
I was just calling you a re-nob. Since nobody's used that since like 97, you old fuck. I'm bringing it back, baby. Francis, you can't even bring yourself back.
00:53:23
Speaker
You're gone. I brought myself back. what are you talking about? You're going to work at Wendy's there, Wyatt? Wyatt? Welcome to Wendy's. Would you like to try a Whopper Jr. today? shit.
00:53:36
Speaker
That was my other job. Because he's using an Android first. so she She had it, Jersey.
00:53:47
Speaker
Leave my Android out of this.
00:53:53
Speaker
Now... I'm glad you're going to detour off the off the route and pop her in there and the old campus and see the shoes.
00:54:08
Speaker
I'm actually going to leave. we're actually gonna We were going to leave at 4 a.m. on Monday to go up there, but I moved up the time to about noon because from what I've heard, you're supposed to get some pretty fucking sketchy weather in the afternoon on Monday.
00:54:23
Speaker
Like 60 plus mile an hour winds from a cyclone bomb coming off the Great Lakes. why not You're not. North of you is. Yeah, I was going to say, we're not.
00:54:34
Speaker
They're saying Lake Superior could see 30 foot waves from the strength of the wind coming off. They showed that a few weeks back when we had them really big wig guests up on Lake Erie. The waves were in the lighthouse and they were smashed. It's going to be 62 tomorrow.
00:54:50
Speaker
it's gonna be sixty two tomorrow And then Monday it's going to be 30. Yeah. yeah Yeah, it's supposed to be 74 here tomorrow and the low Monday night of 23. Yeah. ah yeah It's going to drop 30 goddamn degrees, 30 plus degrees between tomorrow and Monday. Hot air.
00:55:17
Speaker
That's like Haas yesterday, because he lives over in where he lives at in Pennsylvania. He got that ice storm and shit yesterday. Oh, yeah.
00:55:27
Speaker
Hey, speaking of Johnny.
00:55:34
Speaker
Why does he look like a fucking serial killer right now? It's Johnny. What else would it be, man? Look, there he is. i I just got done burying a couple bodies in the basement.
00:55:50
Speaker
Oh, had a glass of water on my face. He fucking stole a bunch of years of Thanksgiving tablecloths and made his sweatshirt, too. What's going on?
00:56:01
Speaker
If we're getting technical, fucking we've got it. That's pretty smart. Looks like he jacked the homies from down on 34th and took all their bandanas and made a hoodie out of it. I know.
00:56:14
Speaker
cleaning up the streets one bandana gang at a time instead of teardrops tattooed on your eyes they're just stealing and making hoodies out of them he doesn't get teardrops he just gets it added to the curl every time the mustache it just curls a little bit farther each time
00:56:36
Speaker
you see you see that he get aye my my comments are all up to date and people aren't sitting backstage for an hour Yeah, take lessons, lazy. Nobody wants to be in your backstage.
00:56:49
Speaker
Everybody wants to be anywhere near his back anything. you it' usuallys usually It's usually Brittany's back door, but don't know where she's at tonight. yeah Oh.
00:57:01
Speaker
Would you look at that? Would you look at that? What are we looking at? i sleep I don't know. Whatever that is. You're a sock. I'm a sock.
00:57:13
Speaker
Whatever that is. Look, Fidel's a busy man. He's dictating an entire country. I mean, dictating. Dictating. Look, the dictating comes later, okay?
00:57:29
Speaker
You know what? Glick has his passport. He'll be on a plane tomorrow if you're dictating. I'm on my way. So, first you get them in place, and then you annual lure them in with dictating.
00:57:44
Speaker
What's up, Mark? Welcome back. How you doing, man? Am I the only one that sounds like Johnny Bong's put his microphone in the sink while he started to talk to us? It's his phone. it's just I just wanted to make sure.
00:57:55
Speaker
no he must have one of them fucking Android phones. fucking big menory here you know but well Obama gave out Android phones, so that makes sense. that's exactly what they
00:58:11
Speaker
You are helping me so much right now, Johnny, and you don't even know it. You know what? ah Sarge brings up a very valid point in the chat.
00:58:22
Speaker
I almost didn't recognize you without your communism fatigues, buddy. That's because he was out there taking down the homies on the corner of 34th. That's true. He's cleaning up the block. Old Johnny from the block was out there cleaning it up.
00:58:37
Speaker
Fidel from the block. fidel from the block i'm glad i'm right Out there with his switch Cleaning up 34th All that fits right here There you go hey been Captain Fidel Bong Now we know who we're talking to There it is Oh it's not even dude you guys see the fucking cloak yet What the hell? You're putting it on over a hoodie.
00:59:05
Speaker
I'm sweating just thinking about that right now. Holy fuck. It's snowing like a motherfucker here. I got to stay warm, man. were so I got a big-ass blizzard coming tomorrow morning. Where are you?
00:59:17
Speaker
yeah New York, yeah. Yeah, where in New York, though? ah Upstate area, like Rochester. Okay, that's where I'm going on Monday, so I need to know where it's snowing. Rochester area? I need to know what I'm driving into.
00:59:31
Speaker
You're driving in the snow. I'm going to North Tonawanda. so From between Buffalo and Rochester. Seems like a made-up word.
00:59:43
Speaker
What'd you say, Jedi? and What, North Tonawanda? North Tonawanda, yeah. No, it's a real word. it's a real iquo I believe it. It just sounds like it to me. nice say you nice I of lives. Let's just have iPhone talking for him.
00:59:59
Speaker
Maybe I'm a little bit more recognizable now. Jesus Christ. Fidel, what are you doing? Cosplaying as a Game of Thrones character? my fuckcker lot This like he's ready to go. This also to stay warm during the winter.
01:00:10
Speaker
You can tell Francis has never watched Game of Thrones either. I haven't. All I know is that there was one episode where Jason Momoa grapes some dragon lady. I don't know why Jason Momoa was back. Jason Momoa?
01:00:25
Speaker
Apparently he was. Oh, fuck. Also, win over that motherfucker stole my MOA. He needs to bring it back. My grass needs to be cut.
01:00:36
Speaker
Fucking loser. Bring back my MOA, Jason. least yeah up dude What's up, man? Well, if I had to guess, it was probably Wally.
01:00:50
Speaker
Yep. I'll take the blame. What up, Das Boot? system Oh guy has Everybody on panel has pink eye because of Wally.
01:01:02
Speaker
oh
01:01:05
Speaker
Wally's like, Wally, you have two weeks before you can start killing people off. Calm down. Jedi's the first. Jedi's the first. Slow down, Wally. Jedi, you okay
01:01:23
Speaker
just made number one on the list. My liberal shut down before you have a chance to get to It's because the Make-A-Wish kid can't drink like the rest of us regular people.
01:01:34
Speaker
I'm wishing that right I could. That's my To not be fragile.
01:01:41
Speaker
in God bless you. What are you drinking? Vodka 7-Up. And I got some fireball on the side for when things get real spicy. You dirty cinnamon peasant.
01:01:53
Speaker
I know. You know what? Do you know what happened to me this year? Don't drink any cinnamon. No. Do you know what happened to this year, Rick? I was out, you know, on Halloween, took my son trick-or-treating and stopped at a cool-ass place that gave candy to the kids and little fireball shards. Shards. Shards. Shards. Fireball shirts are a thing too. Sounds like a bad fucking Chinese food night. I got the fireball shirts from Chinese from crazy guys.
01:02:23
Speaker
But anyway, like I had had fireball i'm like years before that and then I took those shots and i was like, fuck yeah, I like fireball again. Fireball's back on the menu. Fireball is back just like retard. Wait, there's two different kinds of fireball though.
01:02:40
Speaker
No, there's not. It's all trash. It is all trash, yes, but there's one that's slightly fancier. It's not sold at the gas station.
01:02:53
Speaker
We have one sold at the gas station here that's Fireball, and it says it's a cinnamon spelled with one n whiskey, W-I-S-K-Y. shit you not. They cannot afford the second N, okay? this is So it's not the real stuff, and they can't brand it like the real stuff because they sell it gas station. The real stuff has to be sold at a liquor store. So they call it cinnamon, C-I-N-M-O-N, and then...
01:03:17
Speaker
yeah m o n really and then Whiskey is spelled W-I-S-K-Y. The is the closest thing you'll get to a cinnamon whiskey regarding them. The other one is just a liqueur. It's still shitty. I agree. I don't like it at all. What up, way up, dude? in the chat I agree. I'm not a fan of it.
01:03:40
Speaker
Don't be a peasant. Drink Goldschlager or don't drink it. I just like my Jack Daniels. Drink Goldschlager. If you're going to drink a cinnamon whiskey or a cinnamon drink, drink Goldschlager.
01:03:52
Speaker
yes I probably should. What up, DJ Electra? No, I don't. have a whole... What's up, DJ? Do you have a whole other bottle? That shit's good. DJ, I'm back with you. haven't forgotten about you.
01:04:11
Speaker
He forgot you. Don't worry. Definitely did. He said, I wouldn't expect anything less. Kayla. LOL. This motherfucker forgets everything. He said, that's better. that's better Bitch. you I didn't hear her say bitch. Bitch. Well, you really said that, right?
01:04:34
Speaker
Yeah. Bitch. What the fuck? Did you really say it did you really say that?
01:04:48
Speaker
Just like that? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, after Chappelle's show, that's like that took the the throne for a minute. hey Yeah, they they they were they were hot for a minute. and then it just kind of i think I think unfortunately for as good as they both are, it just kind of ran its course. You know what i mean? Yeah.
01:05:10
Speaker
Key and Peele. Oh, those guys are fucking hilarious, dude. They'll never not be funny. Hell yeah. I know they're hilarious. I was just scrolling while I was just scrolling lows fucking pooping earlier, because that's what I do most of my scrolling. and I came across i came across the the weather guy skit with black ice.
01:05:30
Speaker
You gotta be careful that dangerous black ice out there.
01:05:37
Speaker
wreaking havoc in white neighborhoods across the community. it Johnny, I vaguely remember that one, but I remember being funny.
01:05:50
Speaker
You look like Admiral Fidel and Taylor. You're damn right. With your sea captain hat there. Sea captain hat. I just want to know why he's got so much fucking clothing on at the moment.
01:06:03
Speaker
And it's cold, man. They don't have heat. You're inside! Johnny Bung is getting hot here, so take off all your clothes. case you to shame The heat in here sucks. He is he is ah he is a dictator of a third world country. They don't have heat, right? and It would be too smoky to start a fire inside right now.
01:06:26
Speaker
Look, man. I'm just doing my fucking beard care kit. put sharp lookish You look like that dude from Street Fighter.
01:06:38
Speaker
Sometimes. i say but
01:06:45
Speaker
The bad guy in Street Fighter. Not the cool one. Not the cool one. The guy from the Addams Family. Oh, thank God. Low budget version. You're killing me, bro. You are goddamn rude.
01:07:01
Speaker
and And as Rick said about the fireball, it's spelled S-T-R-E-T. What the fuck? oh what why That's your B-rated version. That's the one you see on the sci-fi channel.
01:07:15
Speaker
That's the TV version of Street Fighter. I wanted Street Fighter, but Stret fodder. What the hell is Stret fodder? Oh, my God. Homeboy down at the side that's got your, but what were those, remember how people used to do the yeah the DVDs and stuff of, what do they what is that called?
01:07:37
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ah they'd go to like the movie theater and film it with that two things And that asshole walks in front of you and stands there for 30 seconds. Yeah, this dude named Francis was in my way when I was trying to watch movies. He had his big fucking controller-fucking-mounted camcorder from the 80s. Look at me, you got a rocket launcher going to one eye
01:08:09
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Yeah, like he user ah who wears a sweatshirt all summer long? He lives in Canada. They don't get summer. don't live in Canada. you You must be really close to it. you live how you and I refrained at the last moment.
01:08:22
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he also give you a kind of summit I will do it for him. un we coming close i wear weaker spending um them Jersey knows I'm just preparing all all summer long for the long winter months.
01:08:35
Speaker
Jersey, put your gray baseball hat on, damn it. I know i taught you better than that, grasshopper. I'm sitting down here. I've got both my air conditioner window units running in the front door wide open.
01:08:46
Speaker
Shut up, Rick. We get a little bit. I'm not kidding. It's 67 degrees outside. and that's how you need two air conditioners. for no I don't have the air conditioning part on. I just have the fan pulling eye outside. i i go a cu to bradley We got Bradley. Everybody buckle your fucking chin straps.
01:09:10
Speaker
I don't have any booze for this whole fucking thing. It's a good thing I'm not staying much longer. get some booze. Don't abandon me with these people. Go get booze and stay longer.
01:09:22
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it's gone.
01:09:26
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Rick, it's about to get fun. That is a cape, right? It is. It's a cloak. You look like you have a cloak on. and He looks like he's got a fucking minister's cloak on. him but Yeah. then you are Because you know ah you know you know what the difference between a fucking Muslim chick and a burka and a nun is, right?
01:09:51
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The smell. The smell. Oh, my. someone just yeah
01:09:59
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It's a be
01:10:08
Speaker
car this um the explosion it's a smell explosion smell the explosion who yeah that would be your fireball sha yeah how bad yeah My air conditioner. That you no was you smelling. Explosion. Fuck off, Rick.
01:10:31
Speaker
Oh, God. I needed gills for that one because I almost breathed my fucking vodka into my lungs. Trust me. I'll be trying to choke that fireball back out your nose, I promise.
01:10:44
Speaker
But it feels good coming out the hairs, though. Lord Janice. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:10:52
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Jersey is 37 here, and it feels like 32. You guys, it's fucking cold up there, bro. It sucks to be y'all. Yeah, man. It gets, unfortunately, get winter. I'm ready to go back to Charleston. Check town. Eight, four, tree. Lay you down, baby. Please don't choke your chicken tonight, Brad.
01:11:15
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If he chokes his chicken tonight, I'm kicking his ass. As long as he doesn't do it on stream, he can do whatever he wants. Did see what Jake Paul or whatever fucking idiot Paul that was, Bradley?
01:11:28
Speaker
Breaking his jaw? Yeah. Yeah, that Jake Paul. when knockto mo out you chicken and now the right is going Have you seen the post fight pictures? His face is all fucked up. He's all fucked up. and He's got all that fucking hardware now in his mouth. he's got i chat He's literally eating through a straw for the next three months. Hey, you guys. I'm going to fuck somebody soon.
01:11:56
Speaker
Oh, man. The hell with all that jerseys. Our weather is extremely bipolar right now. You made $120 million off that, so you know what? Probably worth it. I would drink would drink oatmeal through a straw for three months for $120 million. The crazy part is he was already a $100 millionaire already, so at some point, when does money stop being valuable? When you have $100 million? He's not at Elon Musk level, so we're good. oh yeah I don't like a million. If you give me...
01:12:25
Speaker
I am not a millionaire, and if you give me $120 million, dollars I'll let any one of you idiots break my jaw. I'll do it for $10. What the fuck? You can give me that much money, you can hit me so much that my mouth flies around like gaffy duck. Break my jaw for $10, or you'll let me yeah somebody pay me $10, I'm going to break good Glick's jaw. I'm not even going to break my hand. I'm going to hit motherfucker in the face with a ball bag.
01:12:49
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you know mean nine thirty We're going to negotiate these prices though. $9.50, okay? oh No, firm. what you pay him. need $120 in my bank account before he does $120 million in my bank account.
01:12:59
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you what you pay him i need one hundred and twenty in my bank account before he does one hundred and twenty million in my bank account He's
01:13:11
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He's never going to see it coming, so it doesn't matter. I don't know you know this or not, but you are a very large man, and you drive a large truck. You're not. I am a. You've never seen Beverly Hills Ninja with Chris Farley. I a stealthy motherfucker.
01:13:26
Speaker
Oh, it makes that's a good call out. Nobody ever saw Chris Farley coming in that movie. That's what I'm saying. Crouching tiger, hidden elephant, look the fuck out. Crouching tiger, hidden elephant, storming rhino.
01:13:42
Speaker
Oh, damn. You are so done for. Easy, Kung Fu Panda. You're done, son. By the time you come to, I'll already be back counties away.
01:13:54
Speaker
Well, then it sounds like going to South Canada and getting my $120 million one way or another. That $9.85 will cover his gas cost. That's right. $9.25 is going to get me out of Ohio from where you live. oh it's Not in that big-ass markets, though. It's not even a big truck, bro. It's just a fucking D6. If you coast downhill, it saves on gas. I've got to wait for the north wind to blow and then I can just float with it. 60 miles an hour, it'll be blowing. You're going to put a sail up in the bed? He's got a sail and everything. That's what I told my sister. so Those winds coming up on Monday and me driving, luckily they're coming out of the south, so I should get good gas mileage coming north.
01:14:35
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Maybe. A lot of lizards to blow. What the fuck? but I'm not stopping at a truck stop there, bud. um bo You might. yeah Break their jaw. Hey,
01:14:52
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a Bodog and Jersey, I appreciate you guys. Thank you. For what? I just have to give them a little shout out.
01:15:03
Speaker
Those are my peoples. yes you still there's back dead you going on here licks Back door, you know, oh back door action. If you know what I mean, hi there's with an envelope slit. Forget about it. i I <unk> know nothing about nothing just remember to kick up to the boss.
01:15:25
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Blake doesn't even have a front door. It's all back door for him. who Sorry. I'm i' sorry. I meant Francis. Sorry. I didn't mean to be offensive. Just remember to kick up to the boss, okay?
01:15:38
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Who's the boss? I'm the boss. um where them up come you into my shit King Kong ain't got shit on Francis. Oh.
01:15:50
Speaker
Okay. You're right. You're right, Jedi. You motherfuckers will be in Pelican Bay. Let's go.
01:16:03
Speaker
you're so broken yes I know what your yeah fucking mental anguish and abuse have done to him this is good that's why I'm better than you Joe Rogan you fucking prick you suck Joe Rogan oh well I bet i bet he cares every little bit about what you say when that check hits every Friday in that fucking a bank account, too. Oh, look, Francis, Scott. Oh, never mind. Look, I just made $100 million. dollars Oh, that's France. Oh, never mind. It's Friday again. That Sasquatch named Francis.
01:16:35
Speaker
Look that up, Jamie. Is it really, DJ? Nice. DJ says, Pelican Bays, right, Mike? That's where these fuggers are going to Yeah.
01:16:46
Speaker
I can't swim. how to i can't swim don't judge me
01:16:58
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don't judge me you motherfuckers no but i bet you float like a motherfucker nope can't do that neither there's a reason i don't go into water past my waist She said, I'm in prison. Of course, not the prison.
01:17:18
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ah yeah That's great. and would be That's great. Bradley,
01:17:29
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riley what's been going on? How was your Christmas, buddy? It was all right. Did you get that little straw that you're wearing for Christmas? No, I've had this for a while. I feel like we've got that we've got a communist leader.
01:17:43
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we Hold on, hold on. We've got Sasquatch, the fucking retard of the group, the make-a-wish kid, the communist leader, and then we got fucking Pastor Bradley over here with his white lines.
01:17:56
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And Rick doesn't know that camera's weird, so he just pointed Jedi's Sasquatch. I pointed everybody on my screen right. On your screen, you're right. But everybody watching, it you're like, wait, Jedi's just... Fix your shit there, bu Fix your shit. It's Freaky Friday, except for it's Saturday. We're all in different bodies.
01:18:19
Speaker
Some people go both ways. Whoa. Don't talk about Glick that way. oh He's only got a back door, okay? He can only go one way. I already knew that.
01:18:30
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He's only got one hole, a cloreca, like a bird. yeah Yeah, what Jersey said. I don't have a co-host. Well, my gorgeous co-host is right beside me. That glorious bastard with that beard. That's me. That's the only co-host I have. Yep.
01:18:48
Speaker
A co-host. I do all my other shows right there. this There it is right there. Glorious bastard right here. Let me take this. And Burt Kreischer's our biggest supporter in the back. Their belly buttons are like fucking two plungers fighting. They're just sucking together. You should see you see what happens when we gotta get the spatula to pull them apart and the pop sound it makes. Sonic boom.
SpongeBob and Van Jokes
01:19:12
Speaker
When worlds collide! yeah but fucking son-bop comes in with his crabby spatula and prides us apart. I'll save you, Gary. ah That wasn't bad, Bradley.
01:19:28
Speaker
That wasn't bad. A little unexpected. Don't do that too close to a school, I promise. I'll give you a crappy bag.
01:19:39
Speaker
um Oh, all place lately. If I was a kid and some dude pulled up with a van and said I got a Krabby Patty for you, I'd tell him to call the doctor because there's something wrong.
01:19:52
Speaker
Look, my square pants are down. ah Whoa, whoa. And to think they made Spongebob into a popsicle with gumball eyes. What the fuck? Yeah, like, share, subscribe, like Jersey says. And if you guys want to donate to the network, feel free to. Cash app is right Oh, my God. like one until Every sub they get keeps one kid out of fucking Bradley's van, okay? oh Oh, my God.
01:20:22
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Nailed it. For just $10 a day, you can save a child out of Bradley's van by donating. physical furniture For an additional $5 a day, we could put an air tag in Untrackable's pocket. um So now we know where the fuck he is. What's going on, Untrackable? How you been, man? I ain't seen you in forever.
01:20:44
Speaker
Yeah, I've been serving these streets, having a blast. Serving the streets. Nice. who You got video footage? Back at it. Yeah, he didn't need video footage. Didn't you see Johnny Bong's hoodie?
01:20:57
Speaker
Untrackables, half the reason the 34th Street gang is gone now. Yeah, he was a ninja in the background. It not a miracle on 34th Street this year. Well, it might have been a miracle.
Basement Mysteries and Cane Stories
01:21:10
Speaker
What? Will the real Fidel Bongs please stand up? There he What the fuck? He just walked off.
01:21:22
Speaker
the joint. Palpatine has entered the chat again. just He comes walking in with a pink Paloma in his hand like he owns the joints. Fucking damn right. The Jedi.
01:21:40
Speaker
Yeah. move Oh, yeah. Oh, Untrackable does. Untrackable's in his garage. your it's cold Oh, that's what it is. He's in somebody's garage, but we don't know who's.
01:21:55
Speaker
We don't know if it's Untrackable. He's s serving them shkreets. You don't know where he's at. Some food is from farm to table. i have from van to basement.
01:22:07
Speaker
yes Oh, God. What happens in the basement? yeah We don't talk about what happens in the basement. Nope, we don't go down there. all the curious moel bonds like I didn't sanction basement activity. this is he wants He wants to fucking hose again. There's a lot of chains in whip that match your outfit. We did give Fidel Bongs a walking stick to finish the outfit. Not a lightsaber, a walking stick. He needs like an old-fashioned pimp cane.
01:22:35
Speaker
don that Funny that you mentioned that. I actually used to have a cane that had a brass gator on the handle of it. Why am I not surprised? You stole the words right from me. Why am I not surprised? I had a Technicolor dream coat. You wore a Technicolor. Sargent is what happens in the basement. He lived there for a while.
01:23:00
Speaker
Sargent had a lovely time in the basement. We ate purple crowns together.
01:23:06
Speaker
drank some bourbon. it was It was a beautiful night. That's all that happened. That's all that happened. That's all that happened. That's all that happened. Don't ask. I was going to did you lean on each other's sticks?
01:23:19
Speaker
don't ask don't correct coupleable yeah i was goingnna say did you lean on each other's sticks don't not Don't ask, don't tell. They fell on each other's sticks.
01:23:31
Speaker
There was no leaning involved. No, they sat on each other's sticks. That's a big difference. I will support you. One of us, maybe both of us, might have accidentally and fallen and slipped onto our sticks, but it was not it was all accidental.
01:23:50
Speaker
It was one too many purple crayons turned into, here I got another crayon for you to try. It's a new color. Accidental, it's not.
Slippery Sticks and Sobriety Humor
01:24:03
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? It still happened.
01:24:10
Speaker
Doesn't make it right. Just means it happened. and half Doesn't make it wrong either. Yeah. This is wrong. i don't want to be right. maybe I mean, we go move it it didn't feel wrong. It was just we don't want to talk about it for some reason. Let's do slippery sticks. ah Hashtag slippery sticks. Scissor and sisters and slippery sticks.
01:24:38
Speaker
So many Christmas.
01:24:43
Speaker
um jimy christmas rain Welcome back we'll go back to Saturday night,
01:24:49
Speaker
There's a reason I only do this once in a while. Welcome to Saturday Night Sober. Welcome to Saturday Night Sober. Yeah, that's probably the biggest change is hearing all this. Yeah, that's kind suck.
01:25:03
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Wait, who's sober? Oof, wow. This fucking loser. I'll pray pray for you.
01:25:13
Speaker
Yeah. Cheers. Cheers.
01:25:18
Speaker
mayor as jersey said earlier the father of the son holy shit yeah jersey don't run with all them scissors okay it's very dangerous i am the one yeah yeah had dangerously
Awkward Scissoring Jokes
01:25:32
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fun sure yeah yeah
01:25:38
Speaker
those are not the types of scissors that you can't run with right there oh I mean, you can't run while you're scissoring. That'd be weird. that's like if You might need to do cartwheels, though. Didn't they make a movie by having their runs while scissoring? Never mind.
01:25:54
Speaker
You can run while scissoring, but you look like Curly doing the running in circle on the ground. You can only play in that movie i should do it his cartwheels while scissoring. That's it. That had something to do with fucking a cup or some shit. I don't know. I'm one of them.
01:26:09
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i one of them just i just find that movie on street and sorry' a plug I said you wouldn't know you can't watch those websites Rick nope can't do it can't do it anymore don't have to do that let's Tell them you accidentally cut yourself by running with scissors
01:26:36
Speaker
DJ, you should say that you are all you've meet you've met your people quota for the week and you can't make it.
People Quota and Stitches Anecdotes
01:26:43
Speaker
oh I say that at work usually around Wednesday. it's usually say that Monday. athlete day you't lock it in the door That's usually my line on Wednesdays. I think I've met my people quota for the week and they keep coming again.
01:26:59
Speaker
line on Monday. I think that's insinuating that we're not real people. yeah These are the real people. Whoa, whoa. Electra, you've had stitches over a hundred times? What the? Take all the stitches away. The forks, the butter knives, even the fucking sporks. Get them all the fucking way. No two sticks allowed. Nothing. maybe but Maybe she's just had a hundred kids and she had to have stitches.
01:27:29
Speaker
i don't know that I don't know that her uterus is going to hang on for that. no No, I think after the first couple, your body's going to be used to it, so that doesn't even make sense. Stitches don't matter no more. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You, you, you, you am a woman he's they don't know more rich a hundred times i wasnna create a big time channel tale your damn it ri we she could be a bigtime tatletaille i would just to avoid the ditches boylitches I'm and I still, well, farts are funny.
01:28:08
Speaker
They are. I mean, nature's first joke is a fart. I guarantee there's a bunch of cavemen sitting around a fire and one farted and all of them just died laughing.
Farts and Pride Humor
01:28:17
Speaker
100% accurate.
01:28:19
Speaker
Uncontrollable urge. It's just like you you laugh, it's not controllable. You fart, it's not controllable. Well, yeah, you can. Sometimes farts end up as fireball sharks.
01:28:32
Speaker
yeah When you get old, farts just happen and you have no control over them. So you might as well laugh at it. Yeah, that's how old people's racism works too. They just can't control Did my asshole just say the N word?
01:28:52
Speaker
And everybody calls it racism. It's not that. They just hate everybody at that point in life. Yeah, but they try to let you know in the worst way possible. but that's how you reach When you've reached that age and you don't give a fuck, who cares? I i hope i won't make it that long, but I hope I do. That's how you repurpose the word pride.
01:29:18
Speaker
It's like, I can't i can't control it. Here it comes. I think I just shit my pants, and now all y'all got to deal with it. Yeah, but they don't give anybody a warning. Parts are funny and soft.
01:29:31
Speaker
as most I'm happy happy now. I'm happy that that I let loose. I let loose. And all y'all think I'm disgusting, but ah yeah, I definitely just shit my pants.
01:29:42
Speaker
You have the pride of no elastation left in your assholes. Who shit their pants? That's what we say when somebody farts. Or we say I just shit my pants. To answer your question. No.
01:29:54
Speaker
I just shit my pants. Dropping air biscuits over here. You should be seeing all of the comments because I'm putting them on the screen unlike some people on this planet on this panel.
01:30:06
Speaker
He's making fun of me, Jed. I don't feel singled out. No. yeah I wasn't naming any names, but it does rhyme with Schmeti.
Cash Apps and Personal Items
01:30:14
Speaker
Why so much makeup? hu You know what else?
01:30:17
Speaker
Pink eye does too. but Alright, there's my cue. Are you serious? Have a good night. Have a night. I hate you.
01:30:32
Speaker
i will I will catch you guys on the next Saturday. a no How are you guys? was going to say, I'm putting all the... yeah What's going on?
01:30:45
Speaker
You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago. I didn't know it was like... Mandatory... with the mandatory I had to be there. I mean, I put a thing through chat. I said, I would like for you guys to all be here because we're going go over the angel and death stuff that pertains to the entire network. Even Rick made it. but I'm not even a part of it.
01:31:06
Speaker
Did you fall down into a tackle box and something is stuck in your lip? Are you a part of the network? Did you willingly put that in there? Welcome back, Mandy. i will like Well, I lost my lip ring, and so I had to put my septum ring in it, so it does look really stupid right now. You put your septum ring in your mouth?
01:31:27
Speaker
Oh, there she is, DJ. She finally did
01:31:34
Speaker
made it. DJ, I guess, yeah. I was confused. No, she asked where you were earlier. How did you lose your lip ring? You swallow it? Oopsie.
01:31:45
Speaker
Dude, I don't know. I found a little ball to it, but I can't find the like bar there. I don't know. was in my sleep, I guess. I can't fucking find it. So I have to buy a new one tomorrow. Check the toilet.
01:31:57
Speaker
Slores be doing slore things. It's not in there. already checked. I checked there already.
01:32:06
Speaker
Untrackable. Love you, brother. Good seeing you, man. Good to know you're still alive. Hell yeah. untrackable dope dont in the but You made him leave.
Trip Logistics and Dark Noon
01:32:17
Speaker
On a serious note, though, I really was getting ready to jump out of here. cause I have some shit I gotta do. I'll leave tomorrow. so Leave tomorrow? Where are you going? Leaving in the middle of the night on Sunday to drive up there.
01:32:30
Speaker
I thought you were waiting until noon. Okay. yeah Are you fucking retarded? I'm leaving around midnight Sunday night. You said noon earlier.
01:32:40
Speaker
No, I never said noon because it would put me in the middle of the fucking shit show. I promise you, go watch the replay. it I probably said 12 o'clock and you assumed I meant noon. That's what I'm thinking.
01:32:53
Speaker
He said noon. Why would I leave it noon and show up in Buffalo in the middle of the fucking night? That's what was thinking when you said it. What the fuck doing? That's not what I meant to do.
01:33:04
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you That was me. It was my fault. It did ahead of the farm where is Jersey said he did say noon.
01:33:16
Speaker
Francis didn't know you meant dark noon. if Dark noon. There's two names in a day, bro. it's so betting would shift you work I want to change my name to dark noon.
01:33:27
Speaker
actually kind of like that. I like that. My name is Dark Noon Winter. Pastor Dark Noon down in the box. It has a ring to it for sure.
01:33:40
Speaker
Pastor Dark Noon and the communist leader Fidel Bongs. Yeah, that is a cult for sure. What does you leaving at midnight tomorrow have to do with tonight?
01:33:53
Speaker
I have laundry I gotta do. I gotta all sorts of shit so I can sleep all day tomorrow. So I can drive all night. You got to be up tomorrow for the sports show. Yeah. that's That's all I literally have to be awake for.
01:34:05
Speaker
And then I can take a nap and I don't have to be awake again. He's not even playing. Take your stupid jersey off. I don't give a shit. my hurts I can't play. and i haven't even watched any of it. I just know that they're playing. Even though they're winning right now 14-7. Or yeah they lose because Snoop Huntley is throwing the ball.
01:34:28
Speaker
yeah The only thing that might save your ass is that Jordan Love is not playing tonight. That's the lady only thing that might save your ass.
01:34:41
Speaker
Well, i put it on anyways. The vibes are here. They're good. Last time I didn't wear it, we lost. so yeah there's definitely more like Keep wearing it If they lose every time you wear it, keep wearing it.
01:34:57
Speaker
No, they watched because I wasn't watching it. Oh, well then don't win. Throw it away. Okay, maybe you didn't say noon. God damn. Jersey confirmed. Jersey confirmed, so I'm not an asshole in this situation. I might be an asshole that situation between you and me, but when Rick and I, he's the asshole.
01:35:17
Speaker
Whatever. Haters, haters don't hate. Hey, Rick. I heart you.
01:35:25
Speaker
Oh my god. There's heart between our nipples. Yeah, right?
Hearts and Synchronization Jokes
01:35:31
Speaker
Oh my god. If you ever wondered what it looks like, there you go.
01:35:37
Speaker
Gotta unsync them. Yeah, and then they go like once their belly buttons unpack her. Absolutely said noon.
01:35:49
Speaker
Absolutely. Sad noon, okay? but I'm leaving at midnight tomorrow. We have show at noon 30. Dark midnight. The Sasquatch Cone Club. Dark noon.
01:36:02
Speaker
Dark noon, man. I fucked it up. Dark noon rising. That picture is from the Fat Boy Pony Club. Oh.
01:36:12
Speaker
The Fat Pony Club. That's similar to Pink Pony, only a little Africa.
Travel and Upcoming Events
01:36:17
Speaker
um What's going on, Remy? Remy, what's happening? Remy, get up here and save the panel.
01:36:25
Speaker
We need your assistance, Remy. Dude, I'm actually really excited that you're going to make that that that side quest to go see this the shoot, man. I've driven past it at least a dozen fucking times. What is I'm on my phone, so... Yeah, but it is it's not the same when you're like right there up close in person.
01:36:48
Speaker
Yep. Wait, so you're going to the comedy show? No. I don't need to see you, and I'm not doing that. good Don't get your fucking head so swelled up. The disgust in your body, Greg, like, no.
01:37:09
Speaker
<unk> ah If I showed up, I would heckle her until she cried. Here she goes with the microphone that's not plugged in anything and stuck somewhere else. It's in. It's just not something that makes noise. That's her wubby. Thank you. hope you have safe travel.
01:37:27
Speaker
The weather is supposed to suck.
Team Victories and Food Joy
01:37:34
Speaker
sort of seeing the weather is supposed to suck Yeah. You're a bitch. You know why her face looks like that? Because she's sitting on that microphone. She's sticking an amber herd in the living room. That's why it's not in her hands anymore.
01:37:56
Speaker
that why it smells bad? Oh, Whitney's here. The backdoor party's ready. i Oh, dude, I don't have... Wait. Oh, I get it now. Okay.
01:38:07
Speaker
He only has a back door and you don't have a back door. Usually, but I'm my phone right now. It's all on you, Francis. That will never get old. Francis? Yeah, it's too funny to be real. It's so aye it's all on you france it's like you and youre little fra monarch that would never get old dipping in the wind love fra fra yeah is too funny to be real it's so good It's all on me. I do everything around Somebody at some point on New Year's Eve introduced him on the mic as Francis.
01:38:40
Speaker
I'm not going to introduce him. You have to talk at some point. Francis. I also want to talk i'm done You have to talk at some point. It's your fucking network.
01:38:55
Speaker
It's in the hizzy. I think I might be. Why is he so excited? oh Look at this fucking reason. You know why he's excited? Because his team won their way into the playoffs today. That's the only reason he's excited.
01:39:09
Speaker
And because he ate some really good food. Stranger danger? that's things I'd be excited if I had good food in my team one. and literally I don't know what food he gets anymore because I don't see it.
01:39:23
Speaker
Top six is in our group chat and all he sends is like just food. but all investigat he's Not anymore. He got kicked off of all the food. o what you guys my eye how happened we didn't kick him all I I smell a scandal. rick I texted Glick from Francis' back door so that way you and I can stay in contact with this motherfucker just like, oops, I forgot.
01:39:45
Speaker
even asked about it. I even asked you about you on a fucking Sunday. was trying to message you some gummy food and I couldn't find chopsticks. I was like, what the fuck?
01:39:57
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Rick, do I have your phone number? Nope. I'm so happy that you can't fucking contact him. If I ever want to go straight incognito and gone, nobody can find me if i don't want them to.
Technical Issues and Network Support
01:40:13
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do that for a reason. Yeah, I mean, Rick and I were having a good conversation and all a sudden, I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden, I see the whole login and it's unable to log in. I'm like, what? See, I didn't know what the fuck happened. He just disappeared.
01:40:29
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Stop sending an unsolicited chopsticks to people. no Keep your chopsticks in the fucking little paper tube they belong in, bitch. dude know way We got murdered. So, Brittany, are you going to be okay tomorrow?
01:40:48
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What's tomorrow? eyes Sunday. Lamar lamarre Jackson's not playing. and That's right now. That's right now. They're literally playing right now. I'm watching 17-7 Baltimore.
01:41:02
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Oh, well, um I'm about to watch the – well, if ever Xfinity gets it right, but ah U of H versus LSU for the Texas Bowl. Go Tigers. LSU is probably going to be them.
01:41:15
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did Did anybody watch the Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl today? i Oh, my God. I saw a clip of it. It was so good. Who played? I don't know. I just played football all day long. It was like Snoop Dogg had own college football ball game.
01:41:37
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when we say so and i remember you did I remember he did like the
Pop Culture References
01:41:41
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halftime show yesterday. just yeah oh the He just made a touch dizzle.
01:41:48
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It was good. I was digging it. Did he have Lady Wilson up there with him too? Yeah, he did. That's what I thought. Why? She did a song with um um live load some other fucking rapper dude, wannabe guy.
01:42:05
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And I can't think who it is. Poop?
01:42:12
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I think it was either Jelly Roll or Post Malone, one of them. No, no, Young Dog K or some. he was me No, it was either Post Malone or Pre Malone.
01:42:26
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Bradley's kind of on fire tonight.
Cinnamon Whiskey Humor
01:42:31
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so bradley's kind of on fire tonight It's getting better. I take off. Rick. yeahp I will tomorrow Call in.
01:42:48
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did i shut the fuck up a second okay I might come back a little bit later. you' If you're fucking... They don't wheel you back into the hospital for the Make-A-Wish night.
01:42:59
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You'll see me again. I'm making all three wishes tonight, okay? i found a fucking genie. You should wish for some better cinnamon whiskey, then. I can't call it. Was that peanut butter whiskey?
01:43:15
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No, I wish. No, actually, I don't wish. i don't think it Yeah, I might. Doesn't matter, Rick. Just come back as soon as you can, damn it. I might. Oh, God, he turned the bottle. I'm out.
01:43:31
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Rick! Where'd you go, Rick? Damn it, Rick. Don't you put this on me, Rick. Why can't I make this bigger? That's what she said. yeah yeahl with the flu You spit on that. that bigger you don't from the baltimore game on That's what i was trying to figure know. He did.
01:43:59
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right now oh we've got have right anddy in the building and nobody said a damn word i fucking did you idiot idiot get crazyy did I let her have it. You've been here for a few minutes, darling. apologize.
01:44:14
Speaker
Wow, laly you're even lazy on our channel. God damn. You think I just change up wherever I go? No, I'm the Brittany, he did say earlier that he had a different favorite person now. He doesn't love me anymore. No, Mandy, that is not true at all. That is not even close to it.
01:44:34
Speaker
He does that. You're a guest like me. You're my favorite guest. You've said the same thing to me before, too, that I'm your favorite guest as well. I thought I was your snack pick.
01:44:47
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Damn it. We're going to diffuse all the tension.
01:44:55
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Bet your ass doesn't ignore me anymore now. Oh, Mandy, I always get excited when you pop up on panel. He does, Mandy. He gets excited when you pop up. for month you his way stay in the stuff When pop up. Yeah, When you pop up, okay? We pop up together, Mandy. Don't pop up. We pop up. You dip, we dip.
01:45:23
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That's what I was getting at. I can see it. but You had the flow for it. Yeah. We get each other, man. Thank you. You're welcome. How are you?
01:45:37
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up ki how are you Cause I know were sick.
Yogurt and Frog Legs Discussions
01:45:40
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Yeah, better today. I'm still puffy a little, but not as bad as it was yesterday. It's been fun.
01:45:49
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was only Yogurt is yummy. I thought it was a can of soup for a second. You were eating soup right under the can. I'm just eating a can of soup. Oh, shit. I can see what you're saying with that, man. Is that a can of Campbell's soup? It's like a hobo. Yeah, and I just have a can of fire right next to me outside.
01:46:11
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You held it up in a liter. You have a candle underneath it. Like, whatever. Tea light candle. Yeah. No, you should burn every they wrong now but You know, the cans that the the bums throw the trash in and keep it burning? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the the burn barrels of, yeah trash, yeah. But that's different than eating, like, Campbell's out of can.
01:46:36
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Yeah, you would... No, I feel like two and two go together.
01:46:42
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Oh look, Francis is back. Shaman's probably at work. I had to go fucking piss and blow my nose. Mind your business, default. that's a good Problem is he screwed it up. And he just pissed right up his nose. Yeah, just blew and his nose her Before I take a break next time, I'll ask you if you want to come with me so you can help me find it and hold it. I think you do need a chaperone everywhere you go.
01:47:13
Speaker
Oh, for sure. You think what? I've already given you a dozen pairs of freezers. Have you lost them all already? Are you are you are you volunteering to be my my full-time chaperone?
01:47:25
Speaker
What is it? I'll jump on that grenade for you. I honestly just want to be there to make sure you wash your hands because I worry about you.
01:47:40
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My balls are clean. Wash my hands after I take a shit. I don't always wash my hands after I take a piss, but i also my balls are clean.
01:47:54
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Yeah. yeah And also, how many ahte my pat pretty like I'm at my house. you know There's signs at at stores that say employees must wash their hands, but I'm not an employee here. This my fucking house. I'm going to wash my hands.
01:48:09
Speaker
Yeah, right? Not only does Jedi just... I am so sick of your bullshit right now. I can't even... He's not wrong, though. no they were Not only does he disappear, he ignores the chatterbox and he leaves people at his back door for hours on end.
01:48:28
Speaker
And he's like like an hour late going up. Keep knocking at you back door.
Buffet Jokes and Frog Gigging Stories
01:48:40
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Have you ever heard of dancing frog legs? You know what that is?
01:48:47
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You know frog legs are the meal you frog legs They cook them up and shit So when you pour salt on them They twitch and move like they're fucking dancing it's a Wait a minute I've eaten a lot of frog legs in my life And now I want to get frog legs again And I want to put salt even Don't make that face unless you've actually eaten frog legs before Are you talking to me?
01:49:10
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yeah's always talking to me i'm making the face the frog legs I can barely see you guys who' like this i've never even said I've only seen them in the video when they were twitching and jumping around you know I gotta i got agree with Jersey this is this is a true statement mo dog typically you're not wrong what I won't call you babe I'll call you boot
01:49:31
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bang I love frog legs frog legs are actually really good They really are. Yeah, they're not bad. You ever put salt on them?
01:49:42
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don't mean to do that. No. I'm from Louisiana, baby. Oh, no. Frog legs. We don't put anything but Tony's. I guess the salt will stimulate the something in them and start making them twitch out.
01:49:56
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It probably dries it out. Salt absorbs. probably I need to put Tony's or put crawfish ball seasoning on them. Do you like frog legs too, Mandy?
01:50:10
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Yeah. good Thank you. Jersey and Mandy are on Team Francis Glicks. They just ignored what I said I don't mind them either. i I like them. I'm so accustomed to just automatically ignoring you. I know. Now children...
01:50:27
Speaker
but well apparently apparently the all for for one black children this down in the red in the record books. All the women are on my side. I yeah they enjoy that, Glick, because it will more than likely never happen again. i'm so glad I can't see your face right now, Glick. The whole the live thing is over your face on my phone, so I can't even see your beard from the bottom. That's it. That works.
01:51:03
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Babe, boo thing. I have multiple names I go by. Me too, apparently. We have that in common too, MoDog. MoDog. Angel of Death. Unfortunately, we can't say most of the Wix's nicknames on the air. Darknoon. Ranch.
01:51:18
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Ranch. believe that, yeah. hch ah legs are good just not enough need on the dammp things i believe that yeah This is true, MoGov. Well, that's okay. If you ever saw my dating history, I'm used to a little me. Oh, poor hubby. I never said the hubby. said dating history.
01:51:45
Speaker
Hubby's got a large bank account, if you know what I mean. a lot that's like probably know yeah That's why he's hubby now, yeah.
01:51:54
Speaker
Yeah, we're talking about you, babe. all He's so tired. He worked today and then had to put in dishwasher. I mean, our dishwasher.
01:52:05
Speaker
Our washing machine decided to die on Christmas Day. So he put in a new washer and dryer for me today. morning um been I'm being summoned, so I'll be right back.
01:52:17
Speaker
Jer's dog, I'm not knocking it. I've just never thought about trying frog legs with ranch. But now next time, the only place I know that I can get frog legs in my area is at the Chinese buffet. Did you just say buffet? Oh, my God. I hate you.
01:52:35
Speaker
The Chinese buffet. Because you shove the food right up your ass at the buffet. A buffet? Because isn't that what a boofing is? Like you like soak alcohol in a tampon and shove it up your butt or something like that? Boofing. So it's a boofing. Thank you. Kayla stole the words right out of my mouth. What the fuck?
01:53:01
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yeah I mean, I've never done it, but have you never heard of that? boom thing No. I thought being a gen X and we came up with fucked up ways to get fucked up. like but Like, wait, I thought if I took a tampon and soaked it in whiskey and shoved it up my ass, that was just called being an alcoholic. You can yeah like die that way, for real. I know they do. A guy from drinking.
01:53:28
Speaker
Well, I'm going to try frog legs with ranch next time I have them. However, we used to go gigging for frogs back home and we had them big old fat fucking bullfrogs.
01:53:40
Speaker
Bullfrog legs, man. Rancher, I don't want to do red hot. I don't put that shit on nothing. I don't know. No, ranch red hot sucks. It's not good.
01:53:59
Speaker
I don't know. Tobacco or Louisiana hot sauce. Boof is real good. Yeah, boof some hot sauce. It's like queefing but involving two people. What the fuck?
01:54:14
Speaker
Is that when they scissor and make them queef at the same time? they Yeah. it's hot. act air almost time That really would be a buffet, wouldn't it, Cliff?
01:54:28
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little What are we doing? Welcome to the buffet, ladies and gentlemen. Sounds like two horses saying hi to each other. Yeah. sounds like two horses saying hi to each other
01:54:44
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yeah really I don't know what this boofing is. Like, why would you use funnel to boot? Like, I understand. Like, I knew that that was thing today that people were doing that with tampons.
01:54:58
Speaker
it's so dumb that it made laugh you could use a pi all i don't know what this boofing is like why would you use a funnel to boot like i understand like i knew that that one thing ah day that people were doing that with tampons tampons. Yeah, well, I think it's to, like, get fucked up faster, and so they don't have to pee much. It, like, hits your, it soaks into your, it hits your bloodstream faster. Bloodstream, too. I don't know, that's my thought on it. I'm guessing you out your butt. Well, it's also, like, never mind.
01:55:32
Speaker
Bradley, how fucking wasted do you get when you shove a tampon and go whiskey up your ass? I would not booth three eggs in ham. I would not booth them in my ham. You will.
01:55:44
Speaker
Nonsensical nonsense, though. Bradley. Okay. Y'all are going fall on chair that one Good job, Bradley. well As short as you are, that's what a three-inch fall, you'll be fine.
01:56:00
Speaker
ah You know what? You can still do damage with three-inch fall, Mandy, okay? Give me my one Christmas wish, Bradley. Yeah, I know you can do damage with three inches. Look at how many accidental pregnancies there are yeah are. I'm trying to repopulate the world in my image, okay, Mandy? Calm down.
Dark Humor and Bradley's Wit
01:56:22
Speaker
That was definitely an accident, that's for sure. Welcome to the Nonsensical Nonsense Show where we are a bunch of failed abortions. yeah Amen. what that clothes hangger out with a sword you um my I was thinking the same thing, Bradley, and now i'm like scared for my life. Uh,
01:56:42
Speaker
Well, I think you survived the worst. You're not allowed actually say things. You saw the hangar coming in. You're still here. You're doing fine. You're like, dad's not fucking... You fucking matrix the hangar in the womb. You're not going to hang me up on the fucking closet thing. Watch out for that vacuum.
01:57:05
Speaker
Watch out for that vacuum. That's how my brother was taken out. like With the... like His
01:57:17
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head was too big, I guess. I don't know, but they had to like section him out and had a cone head. Yeah, it was a great movie. Yeah, it was. Shut up.
01:57:29
Speaker
No, it's true. It Yeah. did but they say meltdown la That happens. with me touch it You are the star of conehead thing.
01:57:43
Speaker
Five times a day got go like this to your kid. Stop dancing. Just pat it down. What the fuck is that? Head clamps are fun. He just took another turn, dear. You said head clamps are fun. government dog he just took another turn de what i you said headlas are
01:58:05
Speaker
and got it I told you what he said. You're moving boxes. Clamps are fun. Ew. Ew. Grandpa. I call head clamps thighs.
01:58:18
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Yeah, man. That's accurate. Yeah. You finally cut out to the conversation, Blake. Welcome. Welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, my chaperone, he confirmed it. That's accurate. Yep. We had to vet what he said, okay? And it comes back accurate. See you in the morning. What's that? Everybody says goodnight, Cash.
01:58:45
Speaker
what's that three dream everybody says good night cash The true rock star, the true wasp of nonsensical network. We were back today. i hope you hope he didn't hear anything we were talking about. No, he doesn't pay no attention. yeah He has blitz for a father. You think anything any of us would say would traumatize him?
01:59:09
Speaker
Yeah, for real. Yeah, because we make sense. We can really impact him in the worst way. I didn't pay him. He's been headaches. i pay am haven Oh, and I'm not hating.
01:59:23
Speaker
I can say one sentence and contribute to the delinquency of a minor. um I said the true boss of the name. Guys, I've got to go for about an hour and I'll be back. We probably won't be here. Mandy, you're going to abandon me? Yeah, I've got to go abandon me to go pick up my brother.
01:59:42
Speaker
You're his favorite. She's got to go pick up her foot in jail, all right? Waking my damn heart, Mandy. suddenly like our in hang All right. See guys later.
01:59:58
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Her actual brother. I'm not in jail. ah um There we go. We got in I'll enter the ring. Oh, there we go. We got now we doing the very said that you're here remy ah Thank you.
02:00:22
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And also quick shout out, Brittany. It's Brittany, bitch. yeah but yeah Thank you. Can we do ah a quick check in on our local dictator?
02:00:37
Speaker
He seems to be embroiled in some very serious... What's going on? How are we? You look so intense right now. Looking sharp over there. Nine, nine, nine. Mustache is on point. go.
02:00:54
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must that is on point yeah my authoritai Fidel
02:01:04
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if we pray doing and wo Johnny was just sitting there just all serious, just off looking. does that sometimes and then he'll come back and say some funny ass shit just randomly and we're like, oh my god. What are you watching? Are you watching something, dude? Well, um...
02:01:25
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He's watching the footage of him skinning the last known saber-toothed tiger with his own hands. I just watched Sub-Zero throw a scorpion through a fucking icicle through his chest.
02:01:39
Speaker
Oh. So, Mortal Kombat. Let's go. Mortal Kombat Legacy. Hey, hey. hey a Johnny Bongs doesn't even know it's a video game. He just does it for real. Yeah, seriously. Imagine him as a scorpion. Oh my gosh. Just like that.
02:02:00
Speaker
Grab someone by the back of their... Get over here! Get over here! Sarge told us the truth in the chat. Apparently, Fidel Bongs is watching Pornhub.
02:02:11
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that look That was earlier. a little bit. He's watching an icicle up somebody's ass. me Why do I want to watch that, though?
02:02:24
Speaker
That's in a little bit. Maybe it's like an icicle somewhere? na You want to find out immediately. I know. the are really hot shit i just want to changene Get
02:02:42
Speaker
fuck that come from? Where there's a will, there's a way. i Remy's got all the fun toys over there. sure i say that in bathroom. I wish I buttons and stuff, and I want to have buttons I can push.
02:02:59
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You do it every fucking day. know. I'm around.
02:03:06
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Wick doesn't know where the button is to push it. your po make cool jo a perfect dollars um around all to get over here You want to hear that scorpion sound effect again.
Anatomy and Brain Sync Jokes
02:03:20
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That's the noise I make when I'm in a yeah Makes everybody feel a lot more comfortable, right, Bradley? That's right. You know what, Johnny? I'm with you. I'm aroused.
02:03:32
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Yeah. good okay look can the hot You know? did
02:03:41
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I got a bazillion. role Admiral Fidel. it like very Only chick. Only chick. What? You're a chick? Only chick.
02:03:54
Speaker
I thought you one of the bros. bro She's been lying to me. Since you said that, Gwick. What did you say, Jedi?
02:04:09
Speaker
what did you say jedi I said she's going to go look for somebody else's scissors with now that you said that. Wow. Something like that, yeah. Going to get that ovary merit badge. You know what I mean? Going to get that.
02:04:24
Speaker
Oh. <unk> Going to get that. Boom, boom, boom, boom. mc giness Do not feed mogwiles after Where did your English go? Mogwiles. It fucking disappeared. Somebody cut it out. You said something racist.
02:04:50
Speaker
ah you know It borderlined on several different things, but it did not go into that. Yeah.
02:05:00
Speaker
Bradley. Oh my god. Sometimes. Yeah. Let's have some dollar bills, y'all. I'm so glad you do that in real life.
02:05:13
Speaker
You can. You can. You can't fucking just yeah you want a bet like um How many belly buttons do you have?
02:05:27
Speaker
You have two belly buttons. What's going on down there? There's a lot. a lot. There's a lot going on. This is the Twilight Zone. and i i like I'm no longer aroused. Thanks, Videl.
02:05:42
Speaker
I see three nippless and i' been someone with two belly buttons. Maybe three. What you got that where is that? with He's got two belly buttons. It's probably a happy trail.
02:05:54
Speaker
Sometimes. He's got 99 belly buttons and a bitch ain't one. It makes people happy.
02:06:03
Speaker
It makes people Sometimes. Quirrell. Depending on the day of the week. Medical scar? What was that? What's your time? He's got some battle scars, dude. He's got some battle scars. Actually, funny thing, Bradley.
02:06:21
Speaker
This whole fucking shit that I got going on up here leads from my fucking brain down to my stomach. Not much. Your brain to your butt? Shut up, dude. I thought he said from his brain to his nuts. was like, bro. like That's how most guys work. the our brain can putting them Well, you know what you know, damn well, the brain up here and the brain down there are not attached. They're never in the same.
02:06:47
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no. They are in sync. That's why the brain... No, they're not. the decision of the gra din and This brain is going, don't you fucking do it. Don't you fucking do it And the other brain's like, hold my beer. Hold my beer. My brain. The brain down there, just not hold my beer, just hold me. Yeah. Yeah.
02:07:11
Speaker
literally it like yeah yeah I'm thinking way too much about this. You can't up about dicks and shit. No. ah addict we talking like that weird one We said you nuts. No one said nothing about dicks. the Brains. The brain up here. The brain down there. It's things. This floor has dick on the brain. o la duke care apparently one he who this slo has dick on the brain
02:07:44
Speaker
All in all, you're just another dick with no balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls and bradley john mar the i vote it's a blood hound gang songs that's good you what nobody ever blood hound gang references bradley well i do it's pretty it's good that you brought him back though because blood hunging is okay well it's what i write um Here on Nonsensical Nonsense, we bring stuff back that shouldn't be brought in back.
02:08:17
Speaker
Yeah. My roof is on fire. the be brought back like my I mean, Francis, sorry.
02:08:25
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what What does Medall call us? the my Who? He calls us, oh, degenerates. Oh, yeah, degenerates.
02:08:36
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i would I would prefer that you call me by my name, my new name, which is the angel of death. Glick is no longer here. Francis is gone and Sasquatch is out of the building. I'm only the angel of death.
02:08:49
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Yes, and I'm Dark Noon. ah ah Dark Noon cares. Dark Noon!
Comedy and Breakup Timing
02:08:56
Speaker
Callback. That was beautiful. Bradley's winning the panel. I'm just going to be honest. Bradley's fucking winning.
02:09:04
Speaker
I took over last night, so tonight I'm a little like, meh. You know, I let Bradley have a win. I only show up on Saturday nights to let you people be to be rock stars.
02:09:17
Speaker
It makes my night so easy. It's my show. it's my I'm the host, but I just sit back and just let the panel. Help me help you. Help me help you. Help me help The way you said it. It's okay. Okay, Angel.
02:09:31
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so completely archang bo
02:09:38
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o Just call me A.O.B. for short. That's funny as shit. Maybe you're my angel of boofin. that funny it but maybe you're my angel of boin Okay, Bradley, baby I thought that in my head, and I'm like, that's not going to land, so I didn't say it. And then you said it, which actually makes me happy. Well, you know, it might not be change. You got to have that special needs thing that Bradley has going on.
02:10:12
Speaker
We all do. Come on. was going to say, that's why we all get along.
02:10:18
Speaker
Shout out to Mai Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. ah Fuck everybody. But what up Mai Tai? Because Mai Tai was just like, fuck all of you. It's not Mo Dog and Jersey.
02:10:34
Speaker
Happy holidays. It'll go to hell. This is essentially what Mai Tai said. Fleetwood Mac. Oh, what is that? what It's my mug.
02:10:46
Speaker
What is that? CDs? No, they're like little tapes. Tapes, okay. Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Mac. football Oh, Fleetwood, that's not ACDC, not at all. No, close, but... Fleetwood Mac's legit, though.
02:11:05
Speaker
No, it's all Fleetwood Mac. I don't know if Fleetwood Mac is legit, but Stevie Nicks is definitely a legit. That's my queen. that you too They needed Stevie Nicks. There would have been no Fleetwood Mac without Stevie.
02:11:19
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Oh, for sure. And she even made her boyfriend play the song that she was talking about. Shit about him. And she boofed a lot cocaine. yeah That is a cool flex, okay?
02:11:31
Speaker
Hey, you're going to sing the song where I'm talking shit about you. You're not going to complain going to make money off of this. It's kind of like when I broke up with my boyfriend on his birthday. oh yeah I waited until his birthday to do it. Why were why were who you hidden? You gave him the best present he ever got?
02:11:49
Speaker
Hold on a second. Please stop. I said it before and I will say it again. Bradley is winning. Bradley is winning. You gave him the best person ever. Hold on. That's a fun thing to do, but Bradley wins. Hold on one second. My tie, I've never seen you before.
02:12:13
Speaker
ah You're not bothering anybody, but why were you hidden?
02:12:18
Speaker
Wait, what? You're welcome to be in the chat. I'm confused. I've never seen you before. different you You're just lurking and you didn't feel comfortable commenting before? that's oh it's Ty.
02:12:31
Speaker
oh oh Oh, shit. Hey. oh i like I didn't know you had. oh I feel fucking fucking'm good stupid for not. pick The minute you pointed out, Remy, I felt my IQ drop 38 points. Jedi, please take the brain cell for me. It's obviously not working out for me. You're the one that figured it out. I would have been ignorant this whole time if you hadn't pointed out.
02:12:55
Speaker
Is somebody else streaming live? Is somebody else streaming the live? Because maybe that's what you're talking about. I've never seen you in here before. My tie or tie or anything like that. Yeah, it's, it's tie sport. and he he comes He's a friend. Tie sport is fucking awesome.
02:13:08
Speaker
Well, you're awesome. Oh, you do you're not bothering anybody. Fucking hang out. It's great people. that i I don't know why tie is hidden. oh he tued it in got Got a robot question mark. ah did So your main account is like pipe showing up, so you had to go on an old account? Is that what's going on? He's not in the background. I didn't have to um sweet ti Muay Thai. it did Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, so I got...
02:13:45
Speaker
There's something going on with YouTube or StreamYard. I don't know where it is because even on our panel last night, as chaotic as it was, I was getting DMs on on X that like, are you blocking me and this other person? Are you blocking this? Like, no, nobody's fucking blocked. Nobody.
02:14:00
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And like people were getting dropped off and people weren't showing up in the chat. I don't i don't know if it's YouTube. I don't know if it's StreamYard. There was shit going on. Yeah, Jersey's cool as fuck. Yeah, she wouldn't just she wouldn't hide homies.
02:14:14
Speaker
like she don't roll yeah Jersey's Yeah, Jersey's fucking great. Jersey's the beast. nies She's awesome. there's no no and it takes it We have a pretty high threshold for bullshit, so unless somebody's doing something really outlandish, we're not. Nobody that I know of here on my channel would ah Yeah, Bradley, you're awesome. You're killing it. You're winning. What are you talking about? What I'm just talking about, like, right I noticed that last night on on our stream, too. Like, everybody was getting, like, people, like, my comments aren't showing. Like, I was getting fucking texts or DMs or shit about things not showing up, and they thought they were blocked. I'm like, no, nobody is blocked.
02:14:52
Speaker
Not a single person.
02:14:55
Speaker
know i don't know' I don't think anybody thinks that you're trying to stop the show, homie. If there's a technical issue or YouTube or StreamYard or whatever's fucking with people, then like we we can fix it. It's all good. I think there's something going on with at least StreamYard. Possibly. I don't know.
02:15:12
Speaker
You and Shaman, you guys deal with a lot of shit that I would not deal with. We're chaos on wheels. But anyway, because we don't ban anybody. We don't let anybody banned. And like just fucking roll. with it But the point is, a lot of people were bringing that last night. And the fact that it's getting brought up right now, it's kind of on par with what we were like. Like, Sham, did you ban anybody? He's like, no, did you? I'm like, no.
02:15:39
Speaker
So it sounds less like a mod thing than a YouTube thing. It sounds a lot more like a YouTube thing. I think that's what it is. I really do. Because it was weird last night. It was really weird.
02:15:51
Speaker
That's probably what it was. Yeah. More than likely. if i if i If I'm ever going to ban somebody, I tell them on pay. I'm like, hey, shut the fuck up or I'm banning you, which has happened twice the whole fucking three years I've been doing it. It doesn't happen.
02:16:09
Speaker
But if I do, tell you. The Jedi Monarch wants know what happened last night. I have nothing. have nobody blind on our YouTube channel. And I went right to the TIE Sport, your YouTube channel. so Well, I don't know.
02:16:25
Speaker
i don't have it no I don't have anybody blocked. I have nobody blocked. I have nobody blocked. nobody Anybody at all. No. i don't i don't i don't i Other social media, I have people blocked. But as far as YouTube goes, I have no blocks. i don't There's no reason for it.
02:16:43
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, if they're going to come and watch, come and watch. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, no, I've had people, like Jedi was saying, I've had people even before, like a couple months back, were like, am I blocked?
02:16:56
Speaker
No, I don't have anybody fucking blocked. And my mods don't block anybody unless I ask them to.
02:17:03
Speaker
Zero blocks locked in zero fox. Zero blocks. Zero fox. Our wrenches don't block anybody unless unless it's it's requested. No.
02:17:14
Speaker
Nope. And there's only two wrenches that take their wrenches seriously, and they're in the chat right now, and that's Jersey and MoDog. They're the only, well, I won't say that because somebody on the panel might get barred.
02:17:32
Speaker
Uh-oh. butt feels fine. You have a butt? I do. That's cool. i do that I think I do. I'll have to double check in a minute. I think I do. Yeah, Ty, ah give give a give a quick check for for messaging.
02:17:48
Speaker
see a See if that'll fix. yeah If you're not blocked, then you should be showing up.
02:17:58
Speaker
One joy of the day keeps bad shit away. My mom got me this thing. Let that shit go. A journal for leaving your bullshit behind and creating a happy life. It has some really talking funny shit I think that was because you were constipated.
02:18:15
Speaker
Usually, but not today. We're not we're not a history. Go ahead, Jedi. is just trying so hard to be the 51st state and he can't.
02:18:29
Speaker
And he's so mad at me.
Casual Banter and Wrestling Events
02:18:31
Speaker
I will not hold Jedi's lack of facial hair against him. He can't help it. He has Jaden Smith syndrome. Thank you. but Yeah, I have Jaden Smith syndrome. And you know what?
02:18:42
Speaker
Keep my... I'm going to slap the manners out you, James. You keep my Jedi's name out your motherfucking mouth. Yeah. canadian Don't make fun of him just because he looks like a default creative character.
02:19:02
Speaker
What have I started? I'm so sorry. Hi, did you try ah messaging or commenting on your on your main account, my guy? yeah but right I shall protect the Britney's with all of my... That's Robert Platinum. That that man is so... Oh, that's my dude.
02:19:20
Speaker
My future husband, maybe. I know maybe about it if he has his way. Ooh la la. cash is Let me see.
02:19:33
Speaker
Cash's Corner? Does he smell it with his K? Yeah. Yeah, that's how his name I don't know why I thought it was a C.
02:19:45
Speaker
No, it's with a C. Weren't you guys supposed to do some football talk or some foosball talk? Foosball. because Cash and I do Cash's Corner. We do a wrestling show to you.
02:19:58
Speaker
oh Oh, wrestling. Whatever. one of the as my As my homie Hands of Seeds said, when we came back today, after a little several-month hiatus, legendary host and legendary host junior back in the building.
02:20:13
Speaker
That's cute. I like that. When do you do the wrestling show? We do that every other Saturday about noon. a so We did it today. it was and we've been we we were on a hiatus for ah ah Yeah, it was probably close to six months. What, June?
02:20:31
Speaker
oh Well, so, yeah, I haven't been here that long, so. Yeah, welcome to the network, Britt. I know. I know. Rasslin'. Well, rasslin'.
02:20:43
Speaker
Yeah, R-A-S-S-L-I-N, that's rasslin'. wow yeah see Yeah, so we had some catching up to do. We had a lot of things happening in the world of WWE. Did you fucking talk about John Cena?
02:21:01
Speaker
We did talk about John Cena. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. We talked about my man, Pally, winning the World Heavyweight Championship. the best in the world. see So I know it's not wrestling, but what about Jake Paul's shit?
02:21:17
Speaker
So we talked about that all here, but no, cash and I don't venture too much outside of wrestling. Uh, just because he doesn't, he doesn't get into all the boxing. And now now he did want to watch. And I think he did watch, uh, Jake Paul. I think he did watch that. Cause him and I stayed up and, uh,
02:21:34
Speaker
ah Comment on this with your main. We did stay up and watch the Mike Tyson fight. yeah That one was set up.
02:21:45
Speaker
The one where he walked around with his butt out. Yes. That's the one. yes that' that means one my favorite That's what I watched with my son. I don't know what weird shit you and your family watched, Bradley. Things with other men's butts out. You know, same thing. Bradley was a His mother-son bonding, I guess.
02:22:09
Speaker
Yeah, bondage, bonding, whatever. Bradley and his mom bradley um Bradley and his mom watch videos of Mike Tyson with his ass out. yeah It's his mom.
02:22:20
Speaker
you know It's totally his mom. to that like it. Or grandma. What did you just say?
02:22:33
Speaker
Everyone's got a plan until they punch their mom in the mouth. Until you tongue punch your mom's fart box. what like not where That's more so where I was thinking.
Jake Paul Fight Analysis
02:22:42
Speaker
ah Well, fart on my dick.
02:22:46
Speaker
Yeah. Queef. Weird. Okay. This took a weird turn. did place very quickly without Okay. yeah i Take control of your panel.
02:23:00
Speaker
What's on here? Okay. I'm going to take control the panel. So the Jake Paul fight was not 100% rigged, but it was definitely Anthony Joshua could have destroyed him round one. Round one. did destroy him.
02:23:16
Speaker
um we yeah um again like i said wasn't It wasn't rigged the way the Tyson versus Jake Paul was rigged, but it was still the fact they had to drag it out for views in the content. yeah That's still rigged. If it was a legit, Anthony Dash would have destroyed him round one.
02:23:36
Speaker
That wasn't the first round. see i don't I just saw the clip of it. I didn't know. How many rounds did it go? Round six. and that's I fucking knew it was going to to least round six. it I walked away right when it happened and I'm so mad. Are you serious? Six rounds.
02:23:53
Speaker
How many rounds are there usually? thought was like three rounds. What the fuck? No, that's UFC, bro. That's UFC. That was a boxing match.
02:24:03
Speaker
different It's different. Is it? took the Yeah, it is. it's very Very different, actually. Damn it, Bradley. Is he still winning? Is he still your favorite? yeah we're still fighting what Is he still your favorite? yeah i mean i mean, he's... He's in contention now. He's in contention now.
02:24:27
Speaker
He's in contention now. He's that face after you guys are like, He punched him into having it his own shock. oh yeah him He punched him into fucking Valhalla. His jaw was over here. He broke it in two places. That's crazy to break your jaw. He would have done that in the first fucking round. But like you said, Jim, he had to spread the time out.
02:24:56
Speaker
Yeah, no, they they had to do it. They had to let it go a certain amount. It was not rigged, but rigged. Like, he had to draw it out, but it still wasn't rigged. J-Caw was never going to win that fucking fight. mean, I wouldn't say that's rigged, though, because, like, he was going to win regardless. It's still orchestrated a little bit. like A little bit, yeah. here ri I mean, if it's just, like, a legitimate boxing match with, you know, who's going to be the best fighter, yep, Ferrand would have told us.
02:25:25
Speaker
that i heard That's game over I heard after that happened He broke his jaw I heard that he he was holding up his mouth and went He's despicable
02:25:36
Speaker
See Bradley's getting some distance From the rest of the pack again Alright He brought himself back You're good Thank you Actually that brought tears to my eyes Good job okay That was very What day is it? That's all fucked up that Ty's main account is not showing any content here when he's throwing... Oh wait, there he is Testing 1, 2, 3. Testing. What the hell?
02:26:11
Speaker
What about Ty? ribbon round my tree. Wait, where is he? 6, 7, 8. I appreciate it. on that Ty, you shouldn't have added the ages. 6'7",
02:26:29
Speaker
What does that mean? It doesn't mean a goddamn thing. That's the weird thing. it just means someone was stupid and didn't know how tall he was. Somebody's asked how tall he was. That's about how tall fucking Anthony Joshua is too, but that's not that's not part of the meme, Brad.
02:26:47
Speaker
It isn't? 6'7 meme? You didn't know how tall he was. I keep hearing this shit and I just like, don't understand it.
02:26:57
Speaker
i don't understand it Yeah, there you are, Ty. Cheers. Some idiot thought it was funny, and then they were so popular that everyone else decided to go along with it, and now it's gone all over the It's kind of one of the most innocent memes out there, because a lot of times people say they have like code words for something fucking vulgar or something ridiculous, and 6.7 doesn't have that. It's just 6.7. Oh, it was 6.9? Yeah, 6.9.
02:27:22
Speaker
yeah
02:27:26
Speaker
69. You would fucking shout that out. So a different thing for anything. It's satanic. Look into it. I fucking,
02:27:46
Speaker
you know what i'm sorry I can't read the research. Thank you for looking into it.
Ocean Contest and Bradley's Humor
02:27:52
Speaker
Ty should never be banned. He's a great chatter. Well, I'm thinking if Ty was here, I don't remember Ty ever being here, and I apologize for that. But if it was a few months back, then I know then there was somebody that was quick on the trigger finger. Yeah.
02:28:13
Speaker
i is um' had to go I've had to go through and he I've never done anything to be banned with. Unhide a lot of people from somebody who used to be here. so I don't remember you. Somebody that you used to know?
02:28:30
Speaker
Somebody. Somebody. Somebody.
02:28:35
Speaker
so but for in he man who's probably and but I ban anybody. Diamond banned his own face, okay? Yeah. That's crazy.
02:28:51
Speaker
Right in the gooch. Right in the gooch. Talking about that. Right in the gooch where you're boos. Oh. Oh, boy. Boof.
02:29:05
Speaker
Boof. Boof. It doesn't roll off the tongue as well. I like it. i have a bad joke I want to share with you that just reminded me of. and the new old gooch. Perfect, Bradley. That's what we're used to from you, but now you're killing it. so All right. No, but this is a bad one. Wait, what did he put?
02:29:24
Speaker
I can't read things. Give him a bird of code. If the oceans had a contest, which one would win? If the oceans had a contest, which one would win? Atlantic?
02:29:43
Speaker
Neither. They tied. The fact that you said neither when there's four, neither implies two. I know, I thought there was only two oceans.
02:29:55
Speaker
i thought there were no nineteen two dimensions I would like to hug. There's only two oceans? I'm not Bradley. Almost. You're going to need two big ones. How about that? Sweet baby. Bradley. Oh. in ocean i't know that Bless your heart. for me Bless your Bless your heart. That's the stinky ocean. You What's Yes. And Bradley's back.
02:30:24
Speaker
Where's my chicken? Bradley's been here the whole time this stream. he's I want to... i want to my His brain isn't always there sometimes. i fred the guy put the time out I'm just kidding.
02:30:40
Speaker
I told you to be when you came in here. What did I tell you? My Bradley's back and he's gonna get a joker. Not that time.
02:30:51
Speaker
Whatever he's done, I want to take some. yeah No, there was abortion Abortion pills? I want to do a test run of it for science purposes.
02:31:03
Speaker
You dodged. You dodged. And you weaved. And you zigged and zagged that hanger. I would like to explore Bradley's brain. like I think, unfortunately, we get to explore more of Bradley's brain than we want to every time he comes up. True.
02:31:22
Speaker
You ain't got a piece through my nose. You can take a look at it. You guys should have invited Bradley to do stand-up on New Year's Eve. bu It was not my decision. Honestly, I was pushed to do it.
02:31:37
Speaker
Which I'm not mad about. I'm excited. I'm super excited. I'm mad about it. I'm dead excited to be here. Dude, you were the one that wanted to get roasted. You're going to get fucking roasted. I'll suck it.
02:31:51
Speaker
It was in my butt earlier, so okay, whatever you want. it was? We have photos of our ass. Those are my... Yeah, Right the back door.
02:32:07
Speaker
That's me sitting on this. Your microphone smells like boofing. Yeah. Yeah, Brad. yeah strategy Smells like a buffet up in this bitch.
02:32:19
Speaker
Buffet, oh. Boof and booty. Smells like frog legs and failure. want
02:32:30
Speaker
to sniff it? Yeah. I don't know about all that. don't know about all that. It smells like the mascot's costume.
02:32:44
Speaker
Is anybody in here going to the New Year's Eve show? No. just Just that one. to Unfortunately. Sorry. Do what? for The who?
02:32:57
Speaker
but Going to Ohio for the comedy show or and the Glick roast. but i mean I'm sitting my ass right the fuck in this house. Everybody's going to watch the roast to click right here on the nonsensical network for a special Wednesday edition of nonsensical nonsense.
Travel Plans and Roast Event
02:33:17
Speaker
I'm not going to remember my way home.
02:33:21
Speaker
It's going to be good. The show ends at 1030. You still have time for all your New Year's Eve stuff. and What ends at 1030? The show. huh but instant ten theory of the show Your guys' is comedy ends at 1030, right? And then we fall into the roast.
02:33:40
Speaker
Yeah, but then we'll still have the roast end sooner than noon. I mean, dark noon. You it, Jersey. She said noon.
02:33:54
Speaker
Rick said noon. I do it. I fucked up. Brittany, when are you going back home?
02:34:07
Speaker
um middle and live ah The second, I believe. Just because we're probably going to get kind of fucked up. I'm going to take your car keys and leave you stranded there.
02:34:21
Speaker
What? Dang, shorty. He just said that. I'm not starting shit. I'm just fucking with her.
02:34:30
Speaker
No, I do have a little bit of PSTV. Do you have a little bit of penis? thank It's called Netflix. Yeah. We're leaving we're like Friday. We're leaving Friday, too.
02:34:42
Speaker
We're leaving Friday, too. So we'll have... so hopeful So hopefully we can all hang out a little bit Thursday. Outside of all... Because when Wednesday's going to be crazy.
02:34:53
Speaker
Oh, yeah, for sure. Everything's going Well, we won't have that person there and that will take me away. and pretty all that we' not We're not worried about all that. That's what I told Kayla. I said, I don't want to rush out of there on Thursday. I kind of want to stay an extra night because there's going be so much going on and and it's New Year's Eve and and I don't think she's going to own a drive and I'm not going to own a So we're going to stay an extra day and then Friday we're friday we're actually going to, when we leave, we're heading
02:35:26
Speaker
Way down yonder way to southeastern Ohio for the weekend.
Nostalgia and Geography Jokes
02:35:32
Speaker
Down yonder. That's not even way down yonder. What the fuck are you about? That's not way down yonder. Okay. yeah you It sucks to be you, but...
02:35:48
Speaker
ah Yeah, but I'm driving myself this time. do you live so far away? Brittany has the capability of learning from her own mistakes. contempt Why do you live so far away, Britt? I'm kind of retarded. you I didn't ask for that. No, that's like South Central Ohio. great No, we're like on the West Virginia side of Ohio.
02:36:17
Speaker
This is where we're going, right? It's not you not ding d doodo it's not anywhere near Kentucky. God damn, that makes me want some kind of casserole.
02:36:28
Speaker
What kind of casserole? Oh, fuck, I forgot my leftovers. Damn it. Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee. I want some cunt's castle. We're like... I mean, Francis, sorry. Francis!
02:36:49
Speaker
The West Virginia side of Ohio. Not the Kentucky side of Ohio.
02:36:55
Speaker
but hat Gucci. Gucci, Gucci. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I thought I was retarded. You're the retarded one. I was like, yeah. anyway oh no You were still right. You were still partially right. I was still 100% right.
02:37:12
Speaker
Gucci, Gucci. ah grandpa My grandpa used to say that all the time. God love him you sound like Boomhauer from King of the Hill. He said, Gucci. Hoochie, Hoochie, Hoochie, Hoochie. I was just saying he did that long dance. He did that long dance. I thought you were tickling a baby.
02:37:29
Speaker
no like they be fuchi huhiochie coocci Hoochie, You got to pay extra for that. Hoochie, Hoochie, Hoochie, Hoochie. R.I.P. to Grandpa Glick. He was awesome.
02:37:46
Speaker
R.I.P. Let's look. Peace out to my homies, my dead homie.
Religious Rituals and Hoochie Coochie
02:37:52
Speaker
Are you Catholic, Bradley? Are you Catholic? I'm Christian. hey You don't have to say it twice.
02:38:01
Speaker
That's like the Catholic thing, isn't it? Christians can do that, too. It's a cross. across The Father, the Son, and Holy... think anybody can probably do that. Yeah, we're physically... Wait.
02:38:12
Speaker
Isn't it... The Father, of the Son, the Gucci Gucci.
02:38:25
Speaker
Bradley's back. Bradley's back. All right. that's his oh my god that should be like your like theme song oh the braley but not that back bradley's back all right all right Hey, that's probably the same era as when Bridget was the game. She doesn't like hanging by the water anymore because someone fingered his hoochie-coochie. Whoa, wait, what? Wait, what? Lazy doesn't like hanging by the water anymore because someone fingered his hoochie-coochie. True story.
02:38:59
Speaker
Wait, what? He asked for it, and he was dressed for it like he wanted it, and he also enjoyed it. And he had a mad camel toe. Okay, you know I'm not even going to talk shit back to MK because I'm so glad
Community and Comedic Insults
02:39:13
Speaker
to see him. This motherfucker has been going for like six years.
02:39:18
Speaker
MK's a nonsensical OG, man. He was here before you, Jedi. No, he wasn't for one. For two, he was part of my community. For one, yes, the fuck he was. And for two, he finally found a real good stream with a real good panel with somebody who actually acknowledges the chatterbox and he was here.
02:39:38
Speaker
Shut your whore mouth. Do you want this so you can stop it? You can show him down a flight of stairs anytime you see. Hand it over. Hand over. And and then you said, you came meandering along after MK. And I was like, this is my new... No, that is not true. This is my new favorite little buddy. It's 100%. Because I was on your show and then people came over here before you started coming in.
02:40:01
Speaker
Oh, it's true. i believe it. It's true. It's damn true. it's true it's damn true I think Chaka might have brought MK, to be honest with you. Chaka brought us all, bro. Chaka brought us all. Yes, I was lazy. I came here originally from Chaka. You strangled along. Don't take you my time.
02:40:22
Speaker
Give me the microphone, Brittany. Even though Luke and MK are saying the same thing, MK is the one that's right.
02:40:32
Speaker
even though like and m k are saying the same thing m k is the one that's right h
02:40:38
Speaker
I said you're my favorite little buddy, though. You're my favorite little make-a-wish kid. No such thing as a bad camel toe. Stop it. I can't quit you. I can't quit you.
02:40:50
Speaker
You're also the most bestest chaperone I ever done did had.
02:40:55
Speaker
you're also the most best to chaperone i ever done did had see I never did give it no never mind. I'll i ill throw a quadruple negative at you. Don't ask me. He up on the motherfucking negative.
02:41:13
Speaker
we could just release our time down that's the double double That's a double double. thank you double the down on you I hear that kind of shit in the South all the time. It's a curse down here. God bless. God bless. That's another thing, too. bless. Yeah, where in the South are you?
02:41:35
Speaker
you good to see um ten to bay i tennessee yeah Am I allowed to say that, Shaman? Can he be my favorite? person That's where my family's from.
02:41:48
Speaker
I think it's dangerous to Alabama. Francis, you got to be careful. Shaman's getting jealous. So, Remy, do you know of the Tale of the Dragon?
02:41:59
Speaker
No, I don't think so. that's some motor motorcycl That's the motorcycle thing. My old ass dad with my goofy ass stepmom on the back of his bike and my old ass uncle and aunt, they rode that a few years back. Oh, I was about to say, you did it? It's so fucking fun. No, I don't know. When I when i get a bike, Kayla and I will 100% do it, but my old ass dad and uncle did it.
Motorcycle Rides and Nissan Cube
02:42:25
Speaker
You have to make sure that, like, because my cousin's bike, every every curve almost, like the little footboard things, we're scraping against it. carve and we start And mind you, my dad and my uncle had these fucking completely 100%. I mean, these bikes would basically give you blowjobs.
02:42:45
Speaker
they hadn' They had decked out gold wings and they rode the dragon. I think Shaman would have been there a long time ago if they were just giving those out. I got That's funny. think it's 316 curves in 11 miles.
02:42:58
Speaker
that's funny i giving me a wed job but no i think it's three hundred and sixteen curves in eleven miles It's super fun. It was awesome. Did like miles in three days.
02:43:12
Speaker
but like it just excess I got gonorrhea from a dirt bike blowjob. It wasn't a dirt bike. It was a motorcycle. 100% Kayla and I will do it when when I get a bike. We're going to ride it.
02:43:29
Speaker
That's awesome. I once took my Nissan Cube adam out of Kate's Cove. Thin down the dragon. Awesome. You just admitted to having a cube tie.
02:43:42
Speaker
Yeah. It took and me a second, like ah but that's fine.
02:43:52
Speaker
Your knees are scraping, huh? Cartoon Dragon Tales? Dragon Tams, Dragon Tams Let's all go to Dragon Tams Come along, take my day 20 years ago, yeah I feel even longer than that I'm too old to be a monster 20 years ago for me yeah the The video that my dad and my uncle had was amazing o yeah
02:44:21
Speaker
Saw a couple of Jeeps stuck but made it yeah We went during the Mini Cooper little thing There was a bunch of mini Coopers on the fucking dragon. but is there any large Coopers?
02:44:36
Speaker
That's a good question. I'll
Content Creation and Favorite People
02:44:38
Speaker
Google it. I'm not doing anything. I keep inviting you to the Lazy Glick's page to create content, Shaman. but Wait until you ride Shaman's Dragon.
02:44:50
Speaker
and i Medium Cooper. Medium Coops. kind of medium that's but um I don't know if this is true or not, but I hear that your dragon is a lot of overhype and not very impressive and kind of a letdown.
02:45:10
Speaker
Are you talking about me? I won't tell. i won't say you said that, but it rhymes with Shmet Eye. me Oh, he's but talking. I can think of his Jedi.
02:45:28
Speaker
I didn't say it. You said it. Okay. I can keep secrets. I would can too.
02:45:41
Speaker
have a secret that nobody knows. You said, I can too. man but want to say it so bad, but I promise that I wouldn't. so I can too, see?
02:45:58
Speaker
Sure. I'll get you, He-Man. What do you do with the kisses? Bye-bye. Second slap.
02:46:09
Speaker
the Also brought to you by Fidel's chair. Oh, that is Fidel, didn't you? Sorry, roof is here. I gotta give i gotta stop and pay some bills.
02:46:19
Speaker
There we go. Looking so good. Man, Fidel, it is it is tough running than an entire country, you communist bastard. But how do you look so good doing it?
02:46:31
Speaker
but The shoulder things are almost like his mustache. fine not hold up his mustache Johnny has become so white that he's become transparent. of He's officially whiter than you, Jedi.
Boomhauer Impressions and Game of Thrones Jokes
02:46:45
Speaker
was like,
02:46:47
Speaker
it up I want to compliment him on the play that I saw him in. He was in Fidelers on the Roof. ah um I'm just going to keep him... I'm not going to get it, but it's still funny.
02:47:04
Speaker
said Fidelers on the Roof. well Honestly, I wasn't listening. I keep looking like keep looking at the chair. all The only reason I'm keeping it big screen is because I'm waiting for him to slide back in all... You're a dirty slur. Does it look like his chair is wearing a bow tie?
02:47:25
Speaker
He is very... does He is very cat-based back there. The little, like, emblem... What does that say? I can't see it. It looks like a little smiley face if you look at it far away.
02:47:36
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What emblem? The back... Mark... I don't know what the... it on S'racer. S'racer. S'racer. I don't know what that is. Yeah, the little one on the, like, back part. the Underneath his mustache. What the hell is going on?
02:47:56
Speaker
Just enjoy what's happening, Jenna. What? and what the hell is going on
02:48:08
Speaker
just enjoy what's happening gentlemen Just take it all in. Take it all in. you know one too my but Well, that's what she said. ok so but the top two white pointy parts look like, well, they are Johnny's mustache points.
02:48:29
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but The little thing under his mustache wall side. The thing that looks like bow tie on the chair? The little pillow? Yeah, the fillers. I have the exact same fucking chair.
02:48:41
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right i see Oh, there we go. Jersey's got this. That's a Bohemar. No, it literally says S racer. Well, that's the back of his chair. It says S racer. But down here, the little fucking back is a Johnny Bong chair.
02:49:02
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Okay. and No, that is the real Johnny Bongs. That's the real Fidel Bongs. back who him um Oh he looks like Jon Snow from fucking Game of Thrones. He just sat his twins.
02:49:18
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john mo to a fuck heres down man he just so on his twin we these I that to people all the time when they say something stupid. I'm like, you know nothing, John. No. Oh, shit. Whoa.
02:49:31
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oh ah like your know fuck your sister oh Whoa. whoa like left gamema not with play game of thrones i'm sorry johnny my bad no not like that Look, ladies and gentlemen. that aspect of Game made Johnny Bunker die. I'm so sorry. There's warlords of slaughter, but dammit, there's no sister to fucking. Damn it, brother. What does this world be like? Captain Hulk.
02:50:11
Speaker
so he touch be it captain hooke Johnny, have you ever been stabbed 17 times and then come back to life? You're going to find out what it is.
02:50:23
Speaker
Yo, Glick, take care of your fucking panel. But it always has been what it will be. with it fli it eighty God damn it. Now I'm going to plug the phone and see what you did. yeah wait Ladies and gentlemen, that is you made me do Admiral Fidel the Impaler.
02:50:44
Speaker
this look do you It can get like that pretty fucking quick. Oh my god, you look Donald Trump. Holy shit. The inhaler. Ladies and gentlemen, lying in the building. yeah Oh shit.
02:51:00
Speaker
lizard balls What's up? What in the hell? Thursday night's cold blood. Oh boy. I'm scared of him.
02:51:11
Speaker
And now he won't talk. It's like he won't show his face. I'm not going to show voice either
02:51:21
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either. Shaman, did you fall in the cavernous hole that is Jedi's back door? Hello, hello, hello. I didn't just fall in. He moved it.
02:51:33
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he moved it Jedi's back door is just a screen door. He boofed me. You know, I heard the same thing, Moe Dalton.
02:51:45
Speaker
Jedi and I are partners on our Lazy yeah Clicks OnlyFans page. and how You knew it. Come on now. he that is ah That is a cavernous cavernous cave.
02:51:56
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Hello, hello, It's Waller now. Oh. oh As us country folk would say, that's a wallard out hole. Does it have stalagmites in it?
02:52:08
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No, it has
02:52:21
Speaker
Stalagmite. why you laughing what happened i think it's i a jew i might Way to go, Fort Knox.
02:52:33
Speaker
Way to go, Fort Knox. Fort Cox! Oh, gosh. The cavernous cave himself is back. Welcome back, buddy.
02:52:45
Speaker
Oh, Remy, my last name is Cox, by the way. forgot. Oh, okay. Oh, how the Let's go.
02:52:54
Speaker
oh how the turns have tabled let's go Oh, this guy's back. He folded back, back, back, back again again. And it's funny because you kind of looked like Eminem at that time. Because he was blonde, right? that time to look for but yeah Eminem has always had hair.
02:53:19
Speaker
Jedi has no hair. Hey, it's not his fault. Leave him alone. He is bald as a baby. Do you know what sucks? I shaved my head today because I do grow hair back, but it's like It's patchy. Fucking weird. No, it's not even patchy. It's just, well, the color is patchy. The actual hair grows. But the thing is, when my head is smooth, my hat sits all weird. So it slides around in head. My head is the smoothest. is heading out right No, Jedi. i when i say When I shave the sides down, and because I go to the skin on the sides when I cut my hair,
02:54:01
Speaker
and I wear a hat. Like a lesbian? I know what you're talking about. Jedi. Jedi, when you move your hat around, does it sound like this? Oh, my God. It does. It sounds like your mom's and dad's bed.
02:54:15
Speaker
Oh, that was very nice of you. And then he comes back, and he's like, well, that's a good one. Jedi, you can do better than that, buddy. You can do better than that, buddy. That was not even a diss.
Shower Habits and OnlyFans Humor
02:54:31
Speaker
brit you buy and wine Britney Britney's a fucking bandwagoner. Everybody else is saying shit and you bring me. I know, that's why I said to you, because everybody else came up with it and you bandwagon that shit. I'll take it. Fucking bandwagoner.
02:54:50
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shot working in trail that went on with dapper He needs to be the new Rico Suave for like the butter commercials. you know Did you wash your hands, Jedi? Did you wash your hands? You nasty.
02:55:05
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make speed do wash your hand yeah nasty
02:55:12
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i Take a shower after your love get too with No, I just wipe. I mean, don't get wrong. I do take showers every day, but... If my shit comes after the shower, I don't just be like, yeah, I'm going to make a point to shower. Oh, no, no. I shower. If I have to shit after a shower, I'm taking another shower.
02:55:39
Speaker
Oh. To wash your body. Yes. That chocolate starfish should be a vanilla starfish. Okay. So you you take the shower head off and use it like a bidet. you do that?
02:55:51
Speaker
We used to have a bidet at my old house. I'm not going to booth I would fill it up with alcohol. and just it was Get done taking a shit. Walk away drunk. Let's go. oh tell you I burn lose it.
02:56:12
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not probably burn all if you like offensive i feel like if i had a burn your buofer who it What would you do if you had a bidet? You kind of would remind me of prison.
02:56:23
Speaker
Oh, because people look in your ass all the time? mean, I didn't say it, but... and You're not going to be the bitch, that's for sure. You're going have some bitches. um He says the silent parts out loud. Look, every once in a while on Lazy Glicks Only Fans or Francis or Lazy Francis Only Fans, know, sometimes sometimes i just...
02:56:46
Speaker
I just want to feel like a lady. And and in he treats me like ah you know that's get that most last one a So I even fault him for it. he's really bringing in Shout out to Nils in the chat.
02:57:02
Speaker
Nils! Nils! I've seen him in his, I'm assuming, blank you last night, Britt? Yeah, he was up here last night. Mm-hmm.
02:57:14
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Mm-hmm. and so He was up here last night. He was up here last night. He was up here last night.
02:57:27
Speaker
a knife? For the... that's knock where anybody yeah i got to get see out about a wallabiteke You buttons. You got toys, man. I want that. I want to push a button.
02:57:47
Speaker
What kind of toys do you look at? A wallaby. I got a couple. Any toys you possibly imagine Lazy has already. What do you need, Glick?
02:58:01
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yeah whatever you need like If it don't fit, you must have quit. You know what? You know what? Like, what do you need? I just whip it open. she's a Shaman, Shaman, Jedi talks about you getting jealous. You know, but Jedi doesn't understand. Like, Shaman is like, we we have we have our thing. I think Jedi's getting jealous of Remy because Remy comes in here tonight, and I'm all excited because he's got toys and buttons. And you see how defensive he gets when I bring up Remy? Because that's his favorite. He's jelly. um
02:58:35
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Yeah. He'll get over it, though. lay the pipe again. He'll probably forget later on, anyways. I promise nobody will ever replace you.
02:58:46
Speaker
You will always be numero dos. That's all I needed to hear, Glick. That's all I needed to hear. I feel better. You will always be pursuing my heart. He just came. Don't forget everything. Twice. Twice. Did I say that out loud? Sometimes I needed to try that.
02:59:07
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Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes on the panel, you have to remember, they're just side pieces, Jedi. Mm-hmm. um all one He's always connected. You're always my number one biatch.
02:59:19
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Hey, if we if we were in the Titanic movie, I'd scoot over and let you on the door with me, okay? I know you would. I feel like I have poster that says Jedi is my number one biatch and put it behind you. We would snuggle on that door. We would snuggle on that door. Make an AI thing picture of you guys cuddling and it out and put it behind you. Where is Scotto? I don't need to make an AI when they have the real thing. Scotto's not fucking watching me. Scott is always watching. Scott always watching. As soon as we thought it, it would have already been done. I guarantee you we're probably going to get a message in the next five minutes.
New Year's Wishes and Comedic Improvement
03:00:05
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Speaking of a message, have a message to y'all.
03:00:09
Speaker
I hope y'all have a wonderful new year. I'm getting the heck out of here. so all right. I'll see you guys later. Thank you for bringing in the laughter, Bradley. Bye, one bradley and and he low He's too far ahead. There's nobody way that can top him.
03:00:28
Speaker
He wins. but five is ba You're losing right now, Jedi. I'm congratulating somebody for their victory, Brittany, okay? Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
03:00:40
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sorry have doing year
03:00:46
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Jedi, Jedi, Jedi. Nils, if you'd like to pop up on the panel, you're welcome to. We're far out. Okay, now that Bradley guy's gone. Oh, John, I'm still here. I forgot.
03:01:01
Speaker
and we got We got fucking balls. I figured you're here too, Brittany. We got lizard nuts. We got lizard nuts. Lizard nuts, lizard nuts. i Never mind. and run i stick a men you but yeah No space, just crotch space, okay? He's going to boop his balls in my butt. i give breadwood use And he was he was on fire. He was actually funny. I got one of them.
03:01:34
Speaker
yeah i you Maybe you guys have just been too hard on Bradley. i know i what we word Hey, don't be so hard on the beaver, okay? i was totally hard on him one time. Okay, this sounds so weird. I was i was hard on him until I was soft.
03:01:51
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yeah i tened Yeah, I personally love Bradley. I think Bradley's great. At first, he came off wrong, but then he he's he's came back.
03:02:04
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He's dope now. He came on our back. Sometimes he's a little corny like Jedi is. but i mean yeah but you know People like corny, Shaman. you cant eat is Is there any gluten in corn, Shaman? I don't know if you can even eat it. who no so no eley Bradley's one of my one of my many misfit one of my many misfit children that that that come up on this panel and and have become a part of their nonsensical family.
03:02:37
Speaker
Can you say that three times faster? Misfit children? What part? Can you say Black Hawk three times fast? Black Hawk. Oh, shit.
03:02:50
Speaker
Shut up. I'll say it one time. Black cock. Simon's getting in his feels when he says, hes like oh, did you say black? What
03:03:01
Speaker
did you say? Like mic? Sometimes he does try too hard. He does try too hard.
03:03:14
Speaker
Slap it against there a few times. Black cock. Black cock. Black cock. Black on blonde.
03:03:23
Speaker
Black on blonde. Black on black. Do you know who Ken Lynn Shepard is? Yes.
03:03:34
Speaker
Okay, so you know the song Blue on Black. Blonde black.
03:03:40
Speaker
Anyways, it's funny to me. I didn't even laugh at it, though. Crickets. Crickets. it's know You know, in all honesty, Brittany would be one of those dumb blonde chicks on the couch. She's like, I'm just here trying to make it big in Hollywood. And then 27 black guys show up but she's like, what's about to happen to me? I don't either.
03:04:04
Speaker
Yo, I'd probably die. And swear like a condom. Lazy used to be a blonde chick. I've never been blonde, okay? so default and i've never been blind okay youre my But he was a wasn't sick I'll support that. but I've never been blind.
03:04:28
Speaker
I said I was going go hang out with a guy friend and my kid my my best friend's kid came out carrying condoms. Wait a minute. and No, wait. May I have some more? Ladies and gentlemen, please.
03:04:43
Speaker
Were you dating the kid or what? Allegedly. We just had a Freudian slip there. Brittany said my kid came out. no my my best friend's kid.
03:04:57
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My best friend's kid. Well, the baby's dad should be your best friend. Yes, friend. If she's watching right now, her name... ah no not goingnna say i Nope,
03:05:09
Speaker
Don't do it, Brady. Don't do it. Hey, Brittany's best friend that's a mother, do you want another? ah Her name is Liris.
Brittany's Best Friend and Shaman's Mystery
03:05:20
Speaker
She's a real bad bitch. She's got her own money. She's got basically was good She got her own money? Good. She can share it with me. She's looking for a sugar mama. She do got a booty, though.
03:05:38
Speaker
I can't wait for her to watch this. A sugar mama with a booty? Are you kidding me? No, she's not a she's not a sugar mama. She's a stay-at-home mama.
03:05:52
Speaker
She just doesn't know it about herself yet. She's going to be like 85 with one foot in the grave. yeah He'll make it worth her while, okay? Send Shaman her number. She's a dope-ass man.
03:06:05
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Yeah, she's gonna when she meets Shaman. Shaman won't even show his face, let alone his nuts. Shaman is way too handsome to show his face.
03:06:16
Speaker
Exactly. It would break the internet. Destroy the internet. Absolutely crush it. The face of a god.
03:06:27
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He won't. Two white boys in love with shaman.
03:06:36
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what I hate how well we play off each other. You're all the way down there too. You're so far away from me, Jenna. You have the capabilities to move him. I need you.
03:06:52
Speaker
see you yeah We can be that that that that that Michelangelo thing where God and David yeah learn and and And then right in the middle of our fingers is Shaman's huge black wiener Yeah, exactly hate that I'm in between you guys like Yeah, you should probably get out of the way, Brittany Move, bitch Get out of the way Let's speak make this panel right john say There we go That was like something Bradley would say, for sure.
03:07:24
Speaker
Well, Bradley was winning tonight, so I'm i'm happy. You had to take over? Yeah, I mean, for now. Welcome back, Mandy. You're a white boy. Mandy, you came in at the perfect time. These guys in a truck, damn it. Go.
03:07:41
Speaker
but we made a we just we just We just made an uh-oh Oreo right here. mr just An Oreo? No, I think it's vanilla Oreos. It's an uh-oh Oreo. There's going to be a lot cream. There's going to be a lot of cream. Got that chocolate cream up in there. Let me get my umbrella.
03:08:02
Speaker
catch got that chocolate cream up in there let me get my umbrella We got that broke-ass Oreo. It's a fucking two saltines and a goddamn Hershey bar. Hey, it's
Oreo Comparison and Audience Engagement
03:08:29
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ah The Cox is going explode. Somebody lit the fucking fuse. Ain't no party like a glitty. oh but again
03:08:43
Speaker
Slorio is a salty. Do it. Do it. Do it. do it Let me. Slorio. I got you. Slorio. Each Slorio tastes like a different guy's taste.
03:08:57
Speaker
It's mini, bitch. That's what the scissoring sister slores make her slory. I knew you were going to fucking say that. I knew you were going to say that. What did he say? What did he say? I'm so jealous, dude. It's a... I use voice mod.
03:09:18
Speaker
it's ah ah ah it's um i use with mod hes voice smart dad does ah You can do voice distortions, but it has this giant list of ah sounds that you can choose from, more you can record your own.
03:09:33
Speaker
so yeah no But what else do I have to fucking download to use it on StreamYard? ah Nothing. Oh, I can just download it? You've got to hit me up in the in the DMs and let me know what that is. Yeah, the tap probably yeah yeah I got you. Give minute here. Brittany will lose her mind if I have buttons to play with it.
03:09:55
Speaker
God damn it, don't send it to him. It'll be my pleasure. I mean, i would never that. No, do it. I don't care. I give me five minutes i can take it. Oh, yeah. She can take a lot.
03:10:09
Speaker
What a slur. Slurio. what a slo yeah lo rio I can't wait till you come up on stage Wednesday and I go, SLOOR!
03:10:22
Speaker
That's me. Yeah, I'm sorry. i I'd never do something like that. Back chat.
03:10:29
Speaker
When I'm doing my stand-up act on New Year's Eve, he's going to be in the crowd. And I still don't believe that you're not going to say anything during the stand-up.
03:10:41
Speaker
You can ask Kayla. Kayla? I know she's sleeping, but... No, she's not asleep. Kayla, tell me. He's not going to say shit.
03:10:53
Speaker
If you shut the fuck up and listen... not saying Okay. I 100% fully intend on only supporting you.
03:11:06
Speaker
Now. During the roast. I know, I know. Alright you cool cats I gotta go ahead and bounce for a little while But hey any of you guys That are watching make sure that you hit that like and subscribe Button for the nonsensical network and check out All these other cool motherfuckers that are up here I'll try to come back on here in little bit If you guys still happen to be on but if not Then I'll see you guys next time Thank you so much rey Anytime you guys cheers Make sure you guys drop your link So everybody can follow your channels He's already gone that
03:11:41
Speaker
I want everybody who's in here to drop their links. Yeah, lazy. Yeah, lazy. Yeah, yeah lazy. And moist. Moist. At least he shows his face, okay?
03:11:55
Speaker
Who? Lazy. does that make I'm just talking to the shaman. I mean, who doesn't like doggy? It's easy to talk shit to him.
03:12:08
Speaker
Hey, you know what? Shaman may not show his fucking face, but at least Shaman drops comments on the screen. I do, too, and you told me to stop, bitch. I handle comments on Saturdays, and you handle your back door. I mean, the back door.
03:12:23
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um yeah
03:12:26
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You can't handle the back door tonight, so I'm handling the back door. yeah I'm sorry. I don't have my computer. um I think Jennifer fell in his chair again. Don't worry. jersey Jersey's on top. Man, Jersey's like the...
03:12:40
Speaker
The best promoter. Thank you, Jersey. Thank you. Jersey's the bestest. She's our moderator. Jersey's our wrench. Jersey and Modog are the top wrenches.
03:12:54
Speaker
Everybody else has got wrenches because i got yelled at one night I was like, fuck it. Everybody gets wrench. I was like Oprah with the wrenches. You get a wrench. You get a wrench.
03:13:05
Speaker
But the only wrenches that matter are Jersey and Modog. Okay. Oh, looky there. Shit, I was using a real ring today. Back, back, buck again can get and back, Drop Remy in the chat.
03:13:23
Speaker
Or Remy, drop your link in the chat, bro. Yeah, Remy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:13:29
Speaker
I think I followed him last night. Cool, daddy-o. Yeah, I follow Rem. Rem's cool. Or we follow Rem. We? We? we The network.
03:13:42
Speaker
Oh, okay. Sorry. him then is little friend and honey and without ah you have white baby ah who Oh, Oh, you sound French.
03:13:55
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only we wait ah wait we
03:14:02
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wee we really yeah ah love be excited again Cheers, you two-ass. Cheers, Remy. Appreciate you stopping by. Hell yeah.
03:14:15
Speaker
Thanks, Rams. Oh, my God. Somebody give this man a wrench. I don't have a wrench. Why do you not... Remy is...
03:14:28
Speaker
Remy is just starting to show up around here, but he wasn't there when I was catching 17. Shaman was in the chat giving me so much. He's like, how the fuck does Jedi have a wrench and I don't have a wrench? And i'm like, my bad, Shaman. And I didn't even know how to do wrenches because I wasn't going to have a face. of Shaman doesn't have a face. you know There's lots of questions that nobody can answer. I was literally about to say, how do I have a wrench and he doesn't have a wrench? I'm a female. I wasn't giving out wrenches at the time.
03:14:57
Speaker
I didn't know how to give out wrenches. Female's got the right to wrenches in 1920. Oh my god. oh Is that when it happened?
03:15:08
Speaker
Have a good night, Remy. Thanks, Remy. There you go, Remy. Thank you, Jersey. You're awesome.
03:15:21
Speaker
works Now let's show my cash app. Show the network cash app. Oh, I will say I got $5. If you want to donate to the Lazy Shaman Show, it's click click 13. I got $5 last night from somebody. Nice. Yeah.
03:15:43
Speaker
i got five dollars last night from somebody nice yeah I'm sure you can guess who. I have no idea. I'm not going to say it. I got $5 on my Cash App last night. How much did you work for that? $50 in one place, Brittany. $5 make you holla. I went to $5 below right away.
03:16:11
Speaker
yeah it's fine mean Yeah, that makes sense. Is this the Ebay portion of the show, Britt? You said you got five to blow? hu Five to blow.
03:16:25
Speaker
Yes, I did. That is what I said, Sean. That is exactly what i said. I got 250. Can I just get a lick or something? That's the tip. Yeah, just
03:16:39
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yeah and You'll it when you get it. can't believe you just asked me that. Actually, no, can. can. She's on a whole ass.
03:16:50
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you'll get it when you get it
03:16:54
Speaker
i you the as to be that um actually you know i can i can't she's on a last pack of plane This little twat nugget lizard ball motherfucker. It was just a little twat nugget. You actually did pretty good at that. That was good.
03:17:13
Speaker
Do it again. You might get a freebie if you do it again. It's a twat nugget. Britney's about take her $5 she got last night and donate it to the Lazy Shaman. No, only $1 of it.
03:17:30
Speaker
She's going to donate. She's going to use her $1. Brittany, that's actually my real voice. The one I'm talking to you now is fake. Sit spin motherfu a so and Sit and spin.
03:17:41
Speaker
Wait, you can't change fingers mid-spin. I can. here's me i can. i can No, you can't, because if you're already sitting on the finger... God, I'm remembering we're still in here to play. It's Brittany, bitch, again.
03:17:56
Speaker
and Don't you have your own soundboard that you do that with? I'm on my phone. I'm not trying to touch any of it. I'm just keeping it up where it is. She's not to touch it. oh yeah she's keeping it up on right She's just going to look at it for a minute. She's not to touch it.
03:18:12
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no Okay, cheers, mother dicks.
03:18:16
Speaker
Wait, whose mother has a dick? Not mine. She's dead. In my trunk. Well, you know, we're going to have to analyze those ashes and see if there's dick You know what? You know what they say about cream cremation? i um um might have a dick now.
03:18:33
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I don't know. Ash is getting... She did transition to ash. She under her seat in his car, and then he moved him, or her to...
03:18:46
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I don't know. mostly see in a mules here We already don't know the pronouns anymore. Nothing in the trunk. Right meow. There's no junk in that trunk anymore.
Jason Momoa Humor and Drama Avoidance
03:19:00
Speaker
Hey, so, because I don't want to fuck this up. ah Glick, what is the, what's the score? Oh, you found a zero. ah Way to fuck it up, Brittany.
03:19:13
Speaker
What? Brittany. I'm the best at fucking it up. What are we going to do now? Hold on, guys. I have to be a meathead for minute. Meathead!
03:19:27
Speaker
Fucking meathead Glick is in the building. I need if team won, bitch. It is... They got six minutes... Hold a second.
03:19:37
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ah it is they got six minutes pause a second Six minutes and 56 seconds left in the fourth quarter, and it is 34-24 shitbirds of a disgusting city winning over the... Oh, man.
03:20:00
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Sorry. Sorry, meathead moment, but it was requested. it's fun Yeah, thank you. Oh, man. I know! I know!
03:20:11
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I know! modo Isn't it usually Brittany getting on but her when s sports ball is brought up? um When it's talked about too much, like for too long?
03:20:22
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Yes, but I wanted to know. Am I giving me like notifications? We're not fingering the notifications that way, Brittany. Michael Copenhaver is not here. We're not promoting him.
03:20:37
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Stop it. What about Copenhaver? He's not here. We're not promoting him. um was Who was? who was Jersey. oh No.
03:20:49
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No. um promote him No. Don't. Do it. You can't take it back. yeah actually' triple stamp a double stamp but You can't You Lloyd. Lloyd. And he's not John Wick, so he'll be dead in 30 seconds.
03:21:08
Speaker
He's not John Wick. He's actually a giant animal. He could get it. name listen no alsoson he's He's not here to defend himself.
03:21:23
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Well, he's like when he takes pictures with females, he doesn't even like touch them or anything. Why not? why not Because he's being respectful.
03:21:35
Speaker
Who, Michael? look eie Oh, no, not Michael. Keanu Reeves. You gotta grab their ass and see if you can get a little nip touch. Okay.
03:21:50
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Have you guys ever watched Ink Masters? Have you ever watched Jason Momoa? Oh, I'd grab that on the ass.
03:22:01
Speaker
Oh, shit. He's a pedophile. He's a What the fuck? I don't care. You can pedophile me anytime. oh Damn it. You might be too old for him. Yeah, probably. More than likely.
03:22:18
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No, I'm just kidding. And I'm not really into muscles like that. I don't give a fuck. I'll have a dad bod day. But you like when muscles are into you. What? That was dumb.
03:22:31
Speaker
But, um, okay. No, it wasn't. It wasn't, okay?
03:22:38
Speaker
What's going on around here? You know I gotta fucking be a shaman. Oh, who damn. Because you want that muscle inside you. Oh, shit.
03:22:49
Speaker
I think I saw that lizard blush a little bit.
03:22:54
Speaker
Jedi, we need your two cents about this. You better watch out. You're going see my lizard dick rise up in the I don't have two cents to rub together, Johnny Bongs. Why you guys say that out loud? And by the way, where did you fucking come from? You haven't said a word 38 minutes. He's busy licking the abs of the guy right next to him.
03:23:12
Speaker
And you know what? That's what Scotto needs to do. Scotto needs to give my lizard a backstop. I'm done. I'm done. Sufficiently licked. Can't move on to the next topic. Le Bon shows up all the time. when itin know when you that on Anyway, sorry, Johnny.
03:23:32
Speaker
What was your question, Johnny? yeah No, no. I found out everything I need to know. Thank you, Ty.
03:23:45
Speaker
What was the thing that you figured out? Fingered out. Oh, bumhole. The boosh of the coosh. No one will fucking remember. Look at who it is. Speaking of the devil, what up, Chaka?
03:24:02
Speaker
Chaka. Chaka. charlie didn we bro picture what you do and It's a fake account. It's a fake account. Ban him. You're a fake account. yeah and Get him out of here. get him out of here ah Johnny Bronx, I love you. You're a fake account. It's true. I am a fake account. Yeah, because we don't show your face, you little swore.
03:24:29
Speaker
Yeah. He's got 30 pounds. Like, you won't even show your lizard balls. Let it on your face. Hey, listen. If Scotto could airbrush me some lizard balls, alright?
03:24:46
Speaker
Scotto, please, please give Shama some lizard balls. Please, I need a lizard dick with a bang, please. Say hi. Show your face. Yeah. Slurs are us. Jersey, I fucking love need that shit that look like a green Snickers.
03:25:06
Speaker
talking Tell the wifey I gotta go see the boys. Have you tried the green Snickers? When they had that during like, I think it was St. Paddy's Day, right? like green green like thread you The just a pickle. It's just gonna be a, okay. um Green, what did you say?
03:25:25
Speaker
ah Snickers. They made their chocolate green for St. Patty's Day. i feel like she said something else with a hard R, Shaman. whoa whoa Whoa. Did you say neighbor? No.
03:25:38
Speaker
Wow, that was random as fuck. I need to text this object real quick. Good to see Good to see you guys.
03:25:52
Speaker
How's it doing? Cheers, bro.
03:25:57
Speaker
wait what What does that say, Nils? Woodford Reserves. right Let me boot up my hooked-up. Your green Snickers is dripping as contagious. like i didn't read That's crazy. My favorite bourbon. um and Shaman Snickers. Snickers.
03:26:18
Speaker
knickers is leaking green. Snicker don't dicker. You'll be drunker than a vicar. Yeah. i way drink out I'm allowed to say that other word because I'm a racist and I have a black card and a ghetto face. Oh my God. We are canceled. He says I'm not racist. I have four killer TVs in my house.
03:26:45
Speaker
and That's the new rule. like if't If you don't have your your ah you're you're past, you just have the racist card. Like, oh, was i'm love I'm racist. I'm invited to the group.
03:26:58
Speaker
it But he asked for permission to be racist, so that's pretty nice of him. That's how you get the card. or You got to get certified. it weird only two...
03:27:09
Speaker
is it weird that youll let you that That shaman and are the only ones... Is that weird? I'm sorry. I had to bring up Johnny Bongs. He's back again. Oh, shit. And now it isn't like green people, okay? are you I was wondering what you were eating. I've seen you fucking cheat for 10 minutes, man.
03:27:26
Speaker
like You have to change it. Because I can't. Well, stop pushing the button. You can't pick it. Seriously, Johnny, hold on. johnny How big is your lumbar support, bro? That's a whole fucking back support.
03:27:44
Speaker
How big is your lumbar? Is that what you call it these days? that The thing in the cage? Yeah. Holy shit. thought it was a smiley face. When you were gone,
03:27:56
Speaker
holy shit i thought a fiy face yeah so when you were gone I said those like those those those cushions look like your mustache.
03:28:13
Speaker
frighteneden yeah um and i like My like... speak, if it's okay.
03:28:21
Speaker
i and sometimes want a tapy admirable admiral fidel theeler if i if i may speak if it's okay my Sometimes.
Bourbon Preferences and Sponsorship Jokes
03:28:35
Speaker
You just look like Raging Serial Killer.
03:28:39
Speaker
You'd be on the cover of some weird robot. No. He looks handsome as fuck. Johnny Fong rules the world. Johnny Fong rules the world.
03:28:51
Speaker
I can. dude yeah i are you are You kind of remind me of like the Wizard of Oz. the actual is what i said the other night He is the Duke of Arrakis. Calculations and a set of balls.
03:29:08
Speaker
Oh, hey, Nils. If Brittany said it, I'd take it back. You don't look like you it. Well, at least you have a set of balls. You won't even show yours. Well, I'm trying. I'm trying, okay? look that you don't want to be you don't You don't want to see a lizard's nuts. I'm telling you right now.
03:29:27
Speaker
I've seen lizard nuts before, so I'm just trying to see if you're... so your chin Nils, on my panel, on my network.
03:29:38
Speaker
Who? Nils. Nils, how are you doing, in love? How's your wife doing, love? She's awesome. um so She is upstairs laying down. She just went upstairs to bed.
03:29:52
Speaker
Talking with you guys last night was awesome. Nels didn't say neighbor too, did God, I raged last night. I like turning to fucking Hulk. I was like, what the hell?
03:30:06
Speaker
It was awesome. We don't do drama over here. I'm like, that's funny. We do drama. It's not drama. It's drama. You know such things as halfway crooks. Hey, listen neighbor.
03:30:18
Speaker
i really have we don't do drama over here i'm like no not that's funny yeah like we do de rama and and withs that drama' derama he you know such things as halfway cooks come on hey listen here neighbor That's right. no yeah We try to stay away from the drama. whole bunch neighbors in here. Can't stand it. There goes the neighbor.
03:30:45
Speaker
What? You know, once you get one neighbor, you know you get a bunch of neighbors. You get a whole bunch of neighbors. That's the problem of living in a community. A bunch of neighbors. What are they doing to that poor baby in there? o Tyler Snodgrass needs to come up in this ditch.
03:31:03
Speaker
we'll give tyler a snod grasp up on this bitch Shaman, you are you and I are the only ones that are on the same page with the with the neighbor conversation. Everybody else is like... What are they talking about? Neighbor what? Neighbor who?
03:31:18
Speaker
Neighbor what? good in the about you. okay what am i witness oh nonsensical you know johnny bonk this is what happens in a democracy we we have to pick our friends you get to choose who everybody gets to be friends with that's really what i like to be playing nonsensical nonsense here on the nonsensical network know you got to hang out brit last night yeah uh unfortunately
03:31:54
Speaker
but Britney was wasted. Yeah, she was. we got She kept saying, shot, We had her fucked up in like half an hour.
03:32:06
Speaker
brit Britney was wasted. By the end of it, I was slightly sloshed.
03:32:17
Speaker
You were sloshed. your language floor flo Slorslosh. Let me show you how much of that blog's worth. Yo, hashtag Slorslosh.
03:32:28
Speaker
Let's go. oh den i Blazing, you are getting lazy on the freaking hashtags.
03:32:40
Speaker
that's This was full. I have a hashtag. trying to give it up. That's my New Year's resolution. I'm trying to get a jump start. Yeah, that was the problem. I drank almost a whole liter of vodka last night. I have not done that in and a long time.
03:32:54
Speaker
What time is it there where you're at? Right now? 10.56 Eastern Time. Okay, so how many hours was it when you drank that?
03:33:07
Speaker
where you When I started? can off Wait, 10.36? it I started drinking, it was about four hours.
03:33:18
Speaker
Okay, you put a hurtin' on that bottle, that's for sure. Oh yeah, made it my bitch. and I made absolute absolute yeah I remember asking him last night where he's from and I so i don't remember y'all get in Spanska so yeah maybe I did get a little sloshed my bad I live in America movie I'm in West Virginia There was no words. It was just... my god didnt me butji came on and was i swear remember one but Somebody had to take care of shit, okay? Because nobody else on the network would.
03:34:04
Speaker
you did a good job. right now this I think actually last night was actually really fun. It was a good job. You might get Mo What that?
03:34:17
Speaker
Okay, no, that's one of my favorites. That's one of my favorites. This is my favorite one. Dave Brown got me hooked on a few others now that I'm like, oh, yeah fuck yeah. Dave Brown knows everything about bourbon. Like Taylor's and Angel's Envy.
03:34:32
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know about either of those, but I need to find out. Oh, it's amazing. I'm actually, like Bullet, Bullet's okay, but it's a little bit sweeter than other bourbons. I like Bullet. Yeah, it's just way sweeter than other bourbons. I do like Bullet. Oh, shit.
03:34:46
Speaker
I like Bullitt. No, not the one that vibrates on your clip, Brittany. All right, Vanna White. me But Dave Brown is like a bourbon snob that does not... He knows bourbon, but he's not a bourbon snob, if that makes sense.
03:34:59
Speaker
And he'll tell you he's not a bourbon snob, but he knows good bourbon. Dude, I think it's sponsored by one of the alcohols that we hold. I'm going to type this in the chat. If you want a really good vodka, right there.
03:35:14
Speaker
yeah the alcohol The alcohol that needs to sponsor this network. Tito's is the light with here Actually, you know what? It needs to be Miller or Tito's because brit i know you put a lot of money into Tito's. Lord knows I drink a lot of Miller Lite. So Miller Lite, if you got your ear holes on.
03:35:33
Speaker
It's Miller time. for No. No. so I even did it in sign language.
03:35:45
Speaker
fucking snow boot i even did it in sign language with blue Oh, I thought we were throwing up gang sense. I thought were... You should learn sign language, the alphabet at least. Listen here, first and foremost. I can't.
03:36:03
Speaker
I can't. I'm blanking That's why I'm asking you to learn sign language. Transgender broaster is deaf, so I actually do know a little bit of foreign language. You looked super fruity when you went...
03:36:21
Speaker
you know only returns where's with very unpug me ome i I know a little. I sign my name. oh doing god show us their faith do it you've all seen it at collection he's doing right now but i show you my face sign my name Okay, just show your hand then.
03:36:44
Speaker
I'm not going to show you my signature because that's my name. you Show me your hand. You signed his name. When it is the behind you. don't think you're going to catch Shaman Lakin. Wow. It's nobody's fault but your own that you missed it. He he he literally just signed Dr. Professor
03:37:15
Speaker
Dr. Professor Reverend Shaman. Yes. Dr. Professor Reverend Shaman. He just signed it and you missed it. So you have a 401k?
03:37:26
Speaker
What about my 401k? I still see them doing sign language on TV. He's rising. He's rising. He's rising.
03:37:37
Speaker
iran yes dr Dr. Professor Reverend Shaman King. they Face on face, 401k. Let's go.
Mental Health Show Revival
03:37:49
Speaker
Where did Jeremy go? I got Shyamala Harris, too. look Shyamala ding-dong hairs? Yep. That's where it came from. You cal can buy those hairs bucks a piece on we've when listen yes
03:38:11
Speaker
You can buy Shaman's hair for $50 a piece. $50 a strand. I'll take it. Yeah. like Somebody's going to give me $50 per stream?
03:38:25
Speaker
yeah and it No, no, no. No, not per stream. And it has ah magical powers, too. so Shaman-like mystical, magical shit. Yeah, magical, mystical Shaman shit.
03:38:39
Speaker
Oh, Shaman's still here? I forgot.
03:38:43
Speaker
I forgot the memory of a fucking goldfish. that proof why If only he'd show his face, you know. me yeah you do pretty downmin I'm not even mad at that. Dude, do you realize, Brittany, if we got paid $50 per stream, we would pay for like a year and a week on StreamYard.
03:39:10
Speaker
well okay Math is not mathing. We would yeah we know she would we would pay at least eight months in one week for StreamYard.
03:39:22
Speaker
I made up my mind, Jedi. I'm still on the boat in the spring. Our brain still hurts. we do We do. We have streams. We have streams.
03:39:33
Speaker
Seven days a week. But Cash and I are bringing his show back. So that's an eighth stream. Also, the mental health show is coming back. It's not going to be Men Care for Men. It's going to be a mental health show.
03:39:45
Speaker
and Can I be part of that?
03:39:51
Speaker
I mean, it's going to be a sober stream. and Okay, I know that. It's a men... No, no, no. We're not doing men. We're not doing men's mental health no more. We're going to do mental health in general. No, I want it. Honestly, I ah feel like I kind of need this because my health insurance is not there.
03:40:12
Speaker
Men's mental health stream is a pain of four guys it that they all say, I'm fine. I'm fine. No, no actually, I created a... actually i created a And we did do it for a while. Men Caring for Men was the show that I did, and it was a men's mental health show. Oh, for men. Okay, never mind. No, no, no, no, listen, listen.
03:40:35
Speaker
But um we were doing that show, and surprisingly, be a lot of the guys who came up there were vulnerable, and they opened up, and they talked.
03:40:46
Speaker
I do want to bring a mental health show back, but it's not going to be a men's mental health show. It's going to be a mental health show, and I want to find a new face. There's going to be a bunch of girls on there crying about their fucking Starbucks.
03:41:02
Speaker
Their Starbucks. I want to want a new face. I want a new face and a new voice on the network that is slightly educated in the mental health world and and a female.
03:41:17
Speaker
But it'll be about mental health, period. I remember you talking about this now um because my mother left when I was 10 months old. um So having my dad as a father figure taking care of me and my brother, like nobody talks about mental health. So I'm all for that.
03:41:40
Speaker
And will be, I'll be down join you if you have me. what people We'll have people come up from time to time, but I've got to find a co-host. I've got to put the work I've got to find a new co-host. um i I would like to have a female perspective. I would like to have somebody who's educated. I'm not educated in mental health.
03:42:05
Speaker
um I can speak on personal. And they're not female. And I'm not female. There's that. Well, I can help you with that if you need. I can always speak on personal. That's a serious conversation, bro.
03:42:18
Speaker
I think that's a good thing. I think that's a good thing for mental health to have somebody who can speak on personal experiences and and and not just be... As he disappears. Just like my dad. From the BH1 intakes all the way through the final process. Just like my mom. He just runs away. Learn wise mind. All that shit. doing in new york in my life No, I would be down to put a female's perspective on it. I know you're talking to your hot ass fucking girlfriend that you do not deserve.
03:42:59
Speaker
So
Kayla's Antics and Santa Costumes
03:43:00
Speaker
I know. i Yes, i know I thought she was looking for her babe and I was going to help her. And I was like, oh, it's under your pillow. is And I scared the fuck out of her. Like, she came up off the bed and just, like, spider monkeyed around me. And I was like, what is wrong? And she was like, what's under my pillow? And I was like, your vape. I thought that's who you were looking for. And she was like, no, I wasn't looking for my name. Spider monkey is one of my nicknames. That's crazy you just said that.
03:43:31
Speaker
What? Yo. Kayla, I love you. I'm sorry. I thought you were looking for your baby. Kayla, I love you. brittanney lu Hold on. she's she's She's coming down from me. She said that you were on and on with my picture on Facebook. She said you're my hot-ass ornament.
03:43:55
Speaker
since um Since Sarge is in here tonight. Is he still here? Yeah, I need text him to see if he wants. I don't know where he's at right now. Modog's still up in the pitch. See if he wanted to catch a Reds game this spring.
03:44:10
Speaker
Neil, can I come to the Reds game with you guys? 100%, man. Can I go too? Are you paying?
03:44:18
Speaker
I've been Reds my entire life. I'm in Central Ohio, by the way. Okay. I'm not far from you. about two hours from you. yeah I don't have a college degree, but I'm definitely educated in mental health issues, especially calling out out out fake ones. yeah yeah Yeah.
03:44:40
Speaker
I'm well versed in mental issues because apparently I only date crazy bitches. oh, fuck. Kayla.
03:44:50
Speaker
bren oh fuck ah kayla yeah What did he just say? He only dates crazy bitches. He better get him. Yeah, you did. i Get him.
03:45:03
Speaker
Get him. He's got to build up that resistance. My favorite crazy bitch, though. Get Any level of craziness. I'm sorry, what? I'm not going to lie. The the picture that y'all posted with you being Santa and she was like up in the...
03:45:21
Speaker
Well, thank you guys. You guys look so cute. Oh my God. Look at everybody just blaming it on Shaman. Shaman said that. I'm going to have to put his voice out.
03:45:34
Speaker
I was talking about Blick Brandy. Oh, fuck. Who's every time we a? Who's a? Kayla. Kayla. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
03:45:47
Speaker
I'm sorry. As Luke Combs said, you're crazy. It's beautiful to me. So what happened, guys? Sarge in Jersey, the what what he got in trouble for was agreeing with me.
03:46:01
Speaker
No, if you guys haven't seen the picture of Glick and Kayla together on... i Was it Christmas when you were in the... Yes.
03:46:13
Speaker
Yeah. You guys look so cute together. I love it. I love it. Well, she makes you look better. Wow.
03:46:24
Speaker
Well, I mean, that's the goal.
03:46:29
Speaker
yeah well Well, going back to the dad bod, screw that idea. Dude, dad bods are awesome. i That's what I want.
03:46:40
Speaker
Nils, I'm a full-on Sasquatch, bro. Dude, i have I've worked very hard over the past 30 years on my dad, bud. Have you guys met each other? Shaman has said that. It wasn't me.
03:46:54
Speaker
Wait, what is happening? but but black It's cool. Have you guys met each other in person? Because he has the same dollar
Dad Bods and Karaoke Praise
03:47:07
Speaker
beard. like oh you guys there's there's You know how you get that racing streaks in your beard.
03:47:14
Speaker
Kayla, let us know. And it's a shame, too, because I trimmed this thing back in the spring. i normally always do. And so I'm not going to touch it now. i'm just goingnna let it Did you do the no shave November?
03:47:26
Speaker
this point we just motion and st and may Jersey said love you, and Kayla. Yeah. Everybody's dropping my shit, and I'm defending myself.
03:47:36
Speaker
And shout to MoDog. Thank you for having my back, bro. Thank you, MoDog. It was Shaman. How about you read the comments because not everybody can see them.
03:47:48
Speaker
No dog said Kaylee's eye, I guess. Kaylee, Kaylee, ah. I'm going to kick your ass.
03:48:01
Speaker
Shaman is the one who said he attracts the crazy ones. great of abuse Shout out to my... I told you that MoDog hit Jersey. I told you we were at Walmart. It's MoDog.
03:48:12
Speaker
Don't blame Glick. I would love for you to hit Glick, but it's MoDog. No, it's not MoDog. It's Shaman. Don't try to get MoDog. What's going on around here? Fucking lizard dick.
03:48:27
Speaker
but but She said chicken pee-pee. was it has a dick no oh does it up my va and i fucking love them too so much My dog is man. He's legit. dog in Jersey are yeah top people. Yes,
03:48:48
Speaker
they they they have like they have pur like i'm gonna go ahead and put my business and our business out they had personally messaged me been like fuck what everybody's saying You know you are our guy. we're gonna we're gonna You're our friend. and we're We always got you back. and they And they have. They always have. Even earlier when I said that Rick was wrong and Jersey was boom right there. No, you said noon. No, you said noon. He was not letting him have that. I think yeah you're getting Rick rolled.
03:49:22
Speaker
i was start and That's what I was thinking. Thank you. Hmm.
03:49:31
Speaker
Yeah, I know. Like, like, it cri like, so just one of the few few people I could text like right now i'll be like, hey, man, I need to talk and he'd be willing to talk. But, you know, I don't I don't talk. So yeah yeah love you i like you have what what's going on guys for once you don't talk. What? then Well, no, no, no. I mean, like, if I have a problem, I don't put that shit on on other people, but he would be willing to listen if I did.
03:49:59
Speaker
No, I was going through some shit earlier this spring, and and it was Jersey and Modog that were hitting me up, calling me, texting me. and and and And that's no diss on Mike and Britt. Just call them on it. They were there, too. What about me, Glick? I was there for you.
03:50:20
Speaker
Well, you were there for me. It's Jedi saying, oh, you're my favorite. Jedi and Shaman, you guys were there for me in a different way. all right You guys were there for me physically. I don't think we knew you in the springtime. It's my new favorite. and and and see and i the start is right I could have been a politician or a preacher.
03:50:41
Speaker
I appreciate everything Shaman and Jedi. I mean, Shaman allowed Jedi and I had to create the Oreo. However, you did say that we were not allowed to put it on the Lazy Clicks OnlyFans page.
03:50:54
Speaker
So there's one home at church camp. Yeah, um you got to get licensed. I think you're I feel so bad. I'm with Nils because MoDog has
03:51:06
Speaker
a way to make you talk, bro. He talks to you and he's got that voice. Oh my God. You talk, bro. he he talks to you and he's got that voice and he and it's oh my god no one must be out voice those those you fucking talk bro She gets off before he even puts it in. Hey, Nils Cox bullshit walks, okay? Kayla was here for the first show ever and Modog showed up and she said, who the fuck is that? No, that's just something to my grand like i me that
03:51:45
Speaker
yeah they They caught me. Boys talk men actually just keep them mouth shut and do what you need to do. they being Hang on to that. Hang on to them. Kayla's perfect band is not me. It is Mo Dog's voice.
03:52:00
Speaker
a One of our favorite bands here on the next. It's Mo Dog's voice with Gavin's body, the lead singer of Kissing Lilith. And that's Kayla's perfect band.
03:52:13
Speaker
Kissing Lilith, that's dope. I'm surprised you even know who the fuck they are. Who, me? Oh, wait, no, you have them on Tuesdays, don't you? The lead singer, they're like two of my best friends.
03:52:30
Speaker
Oh, i will I will say this about Moe Dogg. If you've never heard him sing karaoke Conway Twitty, you're... you um Conway fucking Twitty. You You are missing out of life. Moe Dogg.
03:52:42
Speaker
Dude, I bet Moe Dogg. Yeah, you were missing out in life. is Oh my God. and that is that What's his face talking? Nils. Brittany, what is that? I saw my name. know Oh, shit. I forgot you were here. me Oh, shit. Shaman's still here? That's crazy. Hey, kneecap. What are you drinking tonight? At least I showed my face. That's today's news.
03:53:12
Speaker
Britney.
03:53:16
Speaker
Britney. Britney. Britney, bitch. brit It's Britney, bitch. I now dub you kneecap. What are you drinking tonight?
03:53:27
Speaker
Tito's. Oh, that's right. You just showed that. Oh, shit. right We need to learn voices better. Damn woman. i I can't hear. I'm hard of hearing. My bad.
03:53:40
Speaker
She can't help me. That bitch is deaf. She can't do shit. I can't help can't help you. help you. Very, very hard of hearing. I'm so hard. I can't say anything. I'm a little I'm not Yeah, a little.
03:54:04
Speaker
thanks to a folk group waddle aot welcome back pabio Fabio. you know I'm a model. You know what I mean. And I do my little... Oh, I thought he was there the whole time.
03:54:21
Speaker
I'm a good one. Yo, are you fucking on Shrooms or something? You never know when Shrooms are here. They think Fidel's here all the time. Like, what's going on? Well, it's because of the little... We're shit together, Brittany. I'm gonna arrive.
03:54:38
Speaker
You're going to arrive? I'm going to arrive. It's about to be a sticky situation. I going to say, I would say, yeah. If I said it another way, it'd just sound worse.
03:54:49
Speaker
The emperor has spoken. The emperor's got to scoot back. It's going to happen. Look at and him. yeah and all glory Look at him. How are we doing today?
03:55:05
Speaker
We're doing better now. Fucking good to see you. Yeah, fluff it up. Fluff it up. Ah, yeah. oh That's how we like it. sorry it out well i mean I'm I'm a people fan. Give me like 15 more seconds. Can you shake it back and forth?
03:55:29
Speaker
Shake it harder. Shake it harder. right i can use your balls to get some fucking re shyle out of the system. Okay, Glick, you need to take him down because I can't.
03:55:42
Speaker
Yeah, Glick. You can't? I just i just did. There you go. Wait, do you have a background fucking... Never mind. don't want to... The angel of death will gladly take Fidel Castro's... She's gonna... Brady's gonna get you naked and ask if you know about the Dragon's Tale.
03:56:04
Speaker
my My question is, why is my face nestled right in your beard on this? That's a good question. Oh my god! It's like that bird that comes out of Peter's beard when he has one.
Beard Jokes and Network Control
03:56:21
Speaker
You're not allowed to live with my beard. That's where Jedi lives.
03:56:24
Speaker
i have it now i i have those a time point is up name I'm in it now. Yeah.
03:56:35
Speaker
Yeah, that's what he said, I guess. Jedi has spent good money for that time. Damn it, Jersey. Mucho dinero. The wine from Jedi. The dinero is mucho. I...
03:56:49
Speaker
i um you I feel like I'm in the wrong place right now. Yeah, you are, Brittany. Steer yourself out. We got discovered. You're on my network, motherfucker. It was your network, Brittany, but it's been commandeered.
03:57:11
Speaker
You want to fight, You want to fight? Words are hard. You've never had this network.
03:57:19
Speaker
This isn't even your network. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. You don't even have that plugged in, okay? Whoa. And that's too rough.
03:57:30
Speaker
Oh, shit. got excited when I did that. Yeah, I figured. That was like a Fast and Furious reference when Dom was like, you never had me. You never had your car.
03:57:45
Speaker
yeah Yes, Shaman, that's the perfect way to say it. I prefer, I am an avid user of mane and tail.
03:57:56
Speaker
that's That's my preferred shampoo. I prefer your hair longer. Huh? that's not horses That's for horses. Mane and tail. Is that what you Listen, listen.
03:58:12
Speaker
it's It's less regulated in the sense that they're gonna they care a lot more about the horse's hair than your hair. So they put a lot more nutrients and stuff in horseshoes. Your main and mane and tail is, a yes, it is for horses, but it is fantastic. That helps you grow your hair and everything. And you should see you should see his ass hair. His tail hair is like none of it.
03:58:36
Speaker
If only we can see her face, you little bitch. I have a hat on because I need a haircut, but Johnny Baldness not the only thing. It's looking rough.
03:58:54
Speaker
Dude, your hair, it's just like you look like a hipster doing the man bun thing. Never done a man bun in my life.
03:59:05
Speaker
That's literally what you have. I don't. is First and foremost, before the haircut became more like a cinnamon roll, not a bun. Okay. Shaman is your boyfriend boyfriend. And shut your fucking jealous mouth for. I mean,
03:59:26
Speaker
take control of the panel. but sure You got some fucking hair. her They got some fucking hair. Yeah, i'm I'm growing up. like I had long hair years ago, then cut it when I went to work at the ER. Then I had a pony hawk, and that shit was long.
03:59:42
Speaker
It was really long. Oh yeah, talked about that last night, didn't we? Yeah, so I actually man-bunned that shit at the Eeyore. Yeah. um or ah Or it was just braided. Did you pull your beard up with it? So I trimmed my beard and I cut all that shit off back in the spring and now I'm just letting everything fucking grow back out. I'm going grow my hair long again.
04:00:02
Speaker
So my my hair used to be long like Johnny's. The only difference my hair and Johnny's hair is I have thick curly hair Oh, I thought meant beard hair. I was like, dude, your beard is bigger. I wish had a beard like that next.
04:00:20
Speaker
And then it's been 17, 18 years ago. Ponyhawk is where it's shaved on the side, Sarge, and it's really long on the top. It's a Viking haircut.
04:00:32
Speaker
Well, yeah, one of one of many of you. Oh, yeah, my Viking haircut. Sarge has seen it. it's so just being it Yeah, about 17, 18 years ago, when I started working for Orkin, they said I couldn't have long hair.
04:00:48
Speaker
I've always had long hair my my whole life. ah There was a short stint in high school that I didn't have long hair. actually um so i So I did that quote-unquote Viking haircut, as you call a ponytail or a pony hop.
04:01:06
Speaker
Yeah. ah um And I've had that. Ponyhawk is like a Pegasus. And I've had that for years. way before Way before all the TikTok started pretending to be Vikings or anything like that, I had that hairstyle.
04:01:23
Speaker
At one point in time, my hair was down past my shoulders. And then i went through a slight midlife crisis and shaved my head and looked like a penis in witness protection. i believe it i don't know if you were there last night glick but the vikings thing i i am admit sentence from vikings or sure yeah viking or but That's how I want to go, by the way. Put my body on a boat, light it on fire, and let me out. Let's go. I will gladly put you on a boat and shoot you with a flaming arrow if you want me to.
04:02:09
Speaker
I'm there with it. Actually, I prefer it to be you. I prefer you to do it for sure. I will not be Googling what a pony hop is.
04:02:22
Speaker
but ah all Just ask Jersey. She knows what it is. She's a sacrificial virgin.
Show Promotion and Merchandise Ideas
04:02:30
Speaker
just talk my too and She knows.
04:02:35
Speaker
Motorsports, don't promote his fucking YouTube channel. I want to die in the forest. Shut up. Thank you. That's dream death. um birdingers and po right now things yeah that's my dream death I don't know why that's a compliment. I don't know why I'm taking it as a compliment, but thank you.
04:02:55
Speaker
Can you stop walking all over Nils? He's trying to talk. Nils always talks, okay? i talk yeah I talk way too much. Way too much. Especially with vodka, which we learned last night. That's my bedtime.
04:03:08
Speaker
I know. Shaman's got to work tomorrow. Shaman doesn't sleep. He just waits. Yeah, I just go and lurk. Hey, Shaman, enjoy those pictures I sent you before you go Nightmare.
04:03:20
Speaker
You're welcome. Oh, I will. I'm enjoying them right now, actually. I bet you are. You're welcome. Yeah, thank you. her I'll send you your thanks later.
04:03:32
Speaker
Send me those tribute videos like you always do, Shaman. I definitely will, man. You're my neighbor, bro. My neighbor, my neighbor.
04:03:45
Speaker
I hate to love you. this I hate to love you too. I'm going to post something up for Britt. I hate when you leave, but i love to watch you go.
04:04:00
Speaker
What's this? Yo, show your ass. If you're not going to show your face, at least show your ass. Shout out Shaman. Make sure you guys are checking out the Lazy Shaman show every Friday night, man.
04:04:14
Speaker
Shout out to my boy. Those are boys. Slores on a boat. but
04:04:23
Speaker
Oh, my gosh. He's winning. Dude, Lacey's lazy tonight. really's tags He's lazy in it. up He's jealous. he He hates how much Shaman and I love each other.
04:04:39
Speaker
Hey, Shaman, let me know.
04:04:44
Speaker
Thanks, Shaman, for stopping by.
04:04:48
Speaker
I mean, um I keep telling these guys, the three of us together, we're we're a force to be reckoned with. Shaman, Jedi, and I need to come together and do a show. And I'm filming.
04:05:00
Speaker
I'm not talking about that kind of show.
04:05:04
Speaker
I'm talking about a show here on the Nonsensical Network. Oh, okay. got I got that. There you go, Britton. there go written My bad. but i'm not i'm I'm not a wrench, but I can still put it in there. Actually, I can throw it in the back chat. A wrench! Callback. Let's go. No worries. You don't have to give me one. I prefer... I'll get you a wrench. I gotta to remember how to do it.
04:05:32
Speaker
There we go. yours in Slors and oars. There's Jedi. Black and lazy. Black and lazy. Look, he's gone already. like Still.
04:05:43
Speaker
This little bitch. backstage doing nothing. if There's a wolf. Minnesota Similion Frosters, yeah. million dollars for kids.
04:06:00
Speaker
wait how many kids they ah Nick Shirley actually went to ah one of the Minnesota child care centers that's supposed to have 120 kids and they're getting like $2.6 million dollars a year. $2.5 million last year.
04:06:17
Speaker
And so he went confronted him said, where's all the kids? There's like zero kids at the center. And he's like, you say that you look at where you all have 120 here and there's like zero kids. And they fucking slammed the door on him.
04:06:28
Speaker
Thank you, Jersey. He's like, all right, see ya.
04:06:32
Speaker
Jersey's the show fest. Fraud theory confirmed. who is that?
04:06:39
Speaker
oh who's that Oh, stop it, MoDog. You know you're my favorite purple crown. I see how it is. Dude, you changed the fucking continent.
04:06:54
Speaker
so I the whole thing. I give you two so much love. Don't you dare start on me, you two. Right?
04:07:07
Speaker
ah Uh... ah Life's much better when you're mow-dogging. I know. Oh, my God. That is definitely... Yes. Life's better when you're mow-dogging. Oh, my gosh. That's like a mantra that I'm going to say daily now.
04:07:25
Speaker
Life is much better when you're mow-dogging. Put that on a fucking coffee cup. Dude, I fucking will. I'm going to put it on a t-shirt and slap the nonsensical network. Yeah.
04:07:38
Speaker
Yeah, there you go. Oh my God. You have to give him money for that. Spot for sale on the network. Shut up, Wally. Wally, bring your goofy ass back.
04:07:50
Speaker
like nonensic Just like nonsensical network on the front and just ask me my name on the back and it makes people like, fuck that. It inspires that curiosity. They're like, what's your name? You don't even have to them a real name. You can be like, you know, hey, my name's know Francis or fucking Todd or some shit. I love you. I love you.
04:08:14
Speaker
confounds you. that's very You knew that would that was going to get me. Britney's t-shirt will say, I'm Britney, bitch. Yeah, right?
04:08:25
Speaker
Yes, I wish Remy was here with the Britney, bitch, shit. but Yeah, I caught him. I caught him late. I'm hoping he's feeling better, though. Just give up.
04:08:36
Speaker
BBR. I'm sorry. Francis, you're not being here. Francis, this is... I'm not opening it up. I got it. I got it. I've been handling it. We're going to start a new thing for a start called the MoDog Mafia.
04:08:55
Speaker
he yeah I barely see this little bitch anymore. so
04:09:04
Speaker
He's the reason why I'm on the network. Thank you, brother. who's are they but I don't know who she's calling a little bitch. for the big timburg For those of you guys who don't know, Rick is my heterosexual podcasting co-host life partner.
04:09:23
Speaker
The way you had to preface it with heterosexual makes me believe that's not true at all. Glick needs a t-shirt that says, what's your Glickin' problem? No, no, no, no. Can I say something really quick? The Jedi, Brittany, go ahead and say what you want to say.
04:09:38
Speaker
Sorry, no, no, I don't want to cut it off. I was just going to say, it doesn't get much more heterosexual than this. Dude, all I can hear is the puckering of your belly buttons.
04:09:54
Speaker
You should hear it when we squish them together and there's like whiskey. That's what I'm saying. the Yeah, you should hear it. You should hear we're both sweating when we've walked 14 steps and we get all sweaty and nasty and we put them belly buttons together. That's a sad measure of society.
04:10:15
Speaker
Americans used to be fit and healthy and now guys measure girls by like if their tits touch the wall before their nose and girls like judge guys if their belly touch the wall before their nose. so My nose is definitely touching the wall before my tips. That's for
Nostalgia and Tough-Love Parenting
04:10:29
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sure.
04:10:29
Speaker
Dad bod forever. Brittany, why does your lip ring look like a Prince Albert piercing? Because I lost my lip ring, so I put my septum ring in it. She was eating ass last night, and she lost her lip ring. story and yeah I found the ball to it, but I can't find the fucking ring, so i have to buy a new one tomorrow.
04:10:53
Speaker
And also, okay, so Rick is the one that brought me on the network. Oh Rick I owe you an ass whooping for that Oh Rick you're in the fucking doghouse We play Call of Duty get to together How's the Chaos Clan going you motherfucker ah no i have some feelings towards this Rick
04:11:25
Speaker
I have some feelings for this because you have to... get yeah you say what you want Shut the fuck up. I love you. but shut There's four people that are in the war zone thing.
04:11:39
Speaker
you guys have your own little clique and I wasn't allowed to join. you little bitch. Warzone only allows a team of four. You're the only one I know that's ever felt some kind of way towards Cod.
04:11:55
Speaker
yeah when I was there i was there but before they were. I was there before they were. Okay, so if you log on later than everybody, am I supposed to say, one of y'all got to fucking go.
04:12:08
Speaker
The only time I felt some kind of way about a game was at the end of MW2 and I was like, Sheridan, you motherfucker. I gave up after you guys were just like, you know what's man. It's like, hell yeah, would it's like in the 90s. Hell yeah, when fucking Super Mario were in the 80s, and then fucking Koopa stomps your ass. I don't among mu girls yeah You got i got like bust your ass to make it to the bottom of the fucking hill, and then he shoots in the face. You know you motherfucker. he's on I gotta ask, and I know how sweaty you're going.
04:12:42
Speaker
That game was a psychological mindfuck at the end of it. now I will say thank you, Rick, for bringing me on to the podcast. canni I'm so glad you're still plugged into a microphone that's not plugged into anything.
04:12:55
Speaker
yeah just one of my brother talking I too. I love you too, bro. That's nasty. yeah You gonna eat that cornbread? We need a host.
04:13:06
Speaker
Every time somebody hear that's nasty, think of Cleveland.
04:13:14
Speaker
yes man every time somebody i hear that's nasty i think of cleveland Haas is good. Haas does it so spot on. He could be a fill-in on that show. somebody calls in sick, he could fill in. It's part of my joke on the Steve. not going to say it right now. Are you going to make fun of Rick's air, Steve?
04:13:40
Speaker
i we take a moment are you um to admire a john model Johnny's mustache looks like two black Cheetos just curled up on his lip? Everybody likes Cheetos.
04:13:56
Speaker
Oh my gosh, I gotta tell you this. We love Cheetos.
04:14:01
Speaker
When my kids were were younger, I was a great father. i was a great father. so i you know i get all get worse He's like, I'm not all that now. They're brilliant kids. um so I told him that Cheetos stood for cheese-flavored chicken toast.
04:14:18
Speaker
thought you said Cheetos. it Shut up, Brittany. Fuck off. Cheetos. yeah so that's on that so Every time we'd go buy a hayfield with a white cellophane wrap, I'd tell them it's a marshmallow farm.
04:14:32
Speaker
nice yeah I really fucked with them as a father. so yeah but that was ah That was one of the highlights was the Cheetos. I told them was cheese-flavored chicken toast. They told all the friends in school. so like All the kids thought they were eating cheese-flavored chicken toast. How old are your kids, if you don't mind me asking? My my youngest actually turns 23 tomorrow. oldest
04:14:57
Speaker
i' My oldest is 20 and my my youngest is 12. ah My youngest and I do a show right here on the network together.
04:15:11
Speaker
My youngest is negative. life yeah we She's like negative 15. I don't know. You said earlier your kid brought a bunch of condoms to you before you left the house. Yeah.
04:15:24
Speaker
I mean, I have raised children. they just didn't come out of me. Later, Wally. Love you, brother. Wally. Later, Wally.
04:15:35
Speaker
Later, Wals. here Ravens didn't they get their ass kicked for balley brother you shut your they um night you shot yeah I was like Ravens and Green Bay this is this thing very aable on twenty sevening all the way on a third string quarterback but man when I saw that when I saw that the Ravens and in the Packers were playing i was like man that's like two autistic kids standing on the corner fighting over gummy bear that's not a unit game but at the end of the i really yeah I'm wrong Green Bay's not in the playoffs
04:16:08
Speaker
No, they're not. they're not and I don't think they are. They lost from that game. I believe so. either way mr minute crackers are like we're making oh my ah yeah i' i've I've raised four men. Great, great ah kids. i got i got two girls. I got it took those threeways re i believe you do have two girls.
04:16:36
Speaker
i don't have two girls i have two daughters it it took It took me three tries to get a boy. I did not want girls, dude, because I grew up with four sisters. I was the only boy.
04:16:48
Speaker
Me neither. Oh, man. That's how my father was. And all my cousins are girls. So, like, I was the only boy in the family. i i mean, i was like i don't want girls. And my first my first one was born with my oldest daughter.
04:17:04
Speaker
uh god love her she's she's he's awesome she's freaking dope yeah my dad's like we had four sisters i'll fuck with him all the time all my boys do too so he's like i had four sisters and i was like oh so you got late every night like we we would nice it like heard we are and our my the and then he's like hey how's your sister doing to my older brother like People see all of these holiday dinners and stuff, Christmas and Easter and Thanksgiving and stuff and Fourth of July or whatever and you know birthdays. and you know
04:17:41
Speaker
They see all these families sitting there and laughing and having a good time. Every holiday we roast each other. It's great. We have such a great time. I can't wait for New Year's Eve. Oh, my God.
04:17:53
Speaker
Kayla yelled at me all the time because my kids grew up in Thunderdome. I grew up in Thunderdome. So my kids grew up in Thunderdome. And she yells at me because I roast them. And I'm like, but watch.
04:18:08
Speaker
are done and i' like and i'm like but watch my middle daughter who is my mini who is my mini me dude she is 100 the she will come down here and i'll be like hey what's up and she boom she'll just start roasting the fuck out of me i'm like you can't yell at me because i raise these kids to be to be wait pardon me i'm meant the be and and and and be ready even when somebody's not talking shit just start talking shit to them just so they know what they're dealing with you know
04:18:49
Speaker
like and rick rick knows what i'm talking about because god love his kids we we we tease a his i'm we've known each other's kids since they were little and and we and we both fuck with you each other's kids and Rick and I both tell his daughter. God love her.
04:19:05
Speaker
She's a sweetheart. Rick's kids are pretty dope as well. I'm not going to have a daughter much longer.
04:19:14
Speaker
She's going to die. She's going to die. She's going to die. You know, I was planning for the funeral tonight. She got caught vaping. oh first and foremost before we go down that road before we go down that road rick what is it that we say to your daughter all the time it's a good thing you're pretty because you're goddamn sure not smart yeah and you know these kids don't go to school to learn i mean that's okay i bet you can't guess what i bet you can't guess what she told her mom why she had them
04:19:52
Speaker
Peer pressure. She's too sensitive. Nope. She was holding them for a friend. Nailed it! Nailed it! Fucking cliche.
04:20:04
Speaker
Nailed it! They still use that line, Rick? Really? Kids are still using that line? She was trying to abort her baby. That line is so antique.
04:20:17
Speaker
You know what? You know what? I was almost new to them. They don't realize we all use that when we were kids. have way for young I told my dad that once, man, when he caught me drinking beer and and he's like, what were you doing? What were you thinking? I was like, i was holding it for a friend. He's like like, I was like, it was getting warm. I didn't want it to go to waste. You know, I was trying to be a good friend and be a good human being. And he kind of sat back and he thought, and he's like,
04:20:41
Speaker
Yeah, you can't, you know, nobody should drink a a warm beer. So he said, hop in the car, or let's go. And I thought, all right, yeah, he's going to take me out to the woods and kill me and fucking bury me. Okay, so he was right. He went and got a 12-pack, and we went back to the house, and we drank it together.
04:20:54
Speaker
So my dad, we're on the Growing up. He said, you're going drink, you're going to drink here. You're not going to drink out there. Yeah, yeah. going to stupid ass friends that don't know how to drive. My dad drank. My dad's dumb ass drank old Milwaukee's beast when I was growing Oh, God. Milwaukee's worst. Oof.
04:21:12
Speaker
I can't beat that. and and So. Wow. We were at the house one time. We were at the house one time.
04:21:24
Speaker
And my dad went to go get a beer and he was like, man, I thought I had more. I would not, not his exact words, but a you know, a man, I thought I had more beers than, than what I thought were in here.
04:21:38
Speaker
like and My stepmom goes, my stepmom goes, Oh, your son's probably stealing your, your beers. And I was like, ah, no. First and foremost, I'll never touch that rock gut bullshit. And I walked, and I walked, but and I said, I've got a cooler full of Budweiser and a bottle of Jack Daniels in my truck.
04:22:00
Speaker
And my dad looked at me, and I was like, yeah, what? You know? i At 18 years old, i moved 45 minutes away from where I went to school at because...
04:22:11
Speaker
I could live five minutes down the road for my sister, who was four years older than me, who could buy my beer. However, what pissed me off more than anything, because again, my dad was a smoker, and I was a smoker at a very young age. My dad smoked Doral.
04:22:29
Speaker
Oh, God. Doral and basics. Yeah. Yeah.
04:22:35
Speaker
yeah yeah taste I did Marble NXTs. That's out when I... And my dad found Marbles in my truck.
04:22:48
Speaker
Yeah, mine were Marble Reds. Marble Reds is where I started. Cowboy Killers. Why are you in my truck? Why are you stealing my cigarettes? remember Marbles were 99 cents a pack. Well, that's why I like Marble Next. Marble Next, that's why I like them. Because it was...
04:23:05
Speaker
mar neck i'm why likes them jony because i was How old are you? I am 26. Oh, he's not even old enough to know. Oh, my God. I keep forgetting how old he is.
Aging Reflections and Zen's Popularity
04:23:21
Speaker
All you old suckers know that Johnny is in his prime right now. Live it up, Johnny. Live it up.
04:23:29
Speaker
Because my dad was drinking Genesee Light and Jenny Cream Ale. Everybody thinks I'm like 24, but it's not the truth. jar I'm not going to lie to you, man. When you hit 30, that's when she starts to record. Literally, the day I turn 30.
04:23:47
Speaker
But when you hit 40, that's when it's straight endurance. I'm not looking forward to it. gas length Like you said, is off the yeah i'm sorry Well, you're not women, which sucks.
04:24:03
Speaker
But um i not yeah not ofset my changed since turned thing now. Given all the things I've had done with this, am already at 26 years old and also I'm a dementia patient. 26. I wish I could. Okay. Yeah. And you've had 14. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Jersey. I'm not, I'm not looking forward to 50. I'm sorry, Johnny. You have gone through a lot, but you are.
04:24:32
Speaker
I am literally an Alzheimer's dementia patient at this point in my life already. That's crazy. At 20. How old are you, Brittany? Yeah.
04:24:42
Speaker
You're 30, 32? 32, yeah. thirty two yeah You still got it. and You still got a few years. I'm staring at 40 and my body's like, fuck you.
04:24:54
Speaker
I love it though, man, because when you hit like around 44, 45, you just start hating everything. I already know. I hope I'm not. Fucking gas prices. All these damn food prices. How the hell did bread become about $3? At this point, man, I am. Why are we paying $7 for a pack of cigarettes? We used to pay $99.
04:25:16
Speaker
Seven? Seven? That is cheap as fuck. george What? In Georgia? Man, that's crazy. Don't tell me what to do on my panel.
04:25:28
Speaker
so channel Can you tell Brittany to take the fucking beer? That's for the cheap shit.
04:25:35
Speaker
The camels and marbles are almost $11 a pack now. Yeah. Or $15 even. Where are they? Amish right now. Georgia and South Carolina have the cheapest prices, though. You're welcome. Can you build me a fireplace that doesn't require electricity? and Yeah. So when their cigarette prices go up, you know the world's going to show up. I can. I can. We talked about that earlier.
04:25:56
Speaker
Hold on. You want to know how bads how bad it is now? Waffle House had to start charging more for eggs. Yeah, saw that. Waffle fucking house. That was my first job when I was 14 was Waffle House. You remember when you could go get like a whole roll of fucking Kodiak, a log of Kodiak, and it was actually 10 fucking packs. That's not what I thought you were going to say. And now it's the same price and it's only five fucking packs and they call it a log. And you're like, you know, like I remember a fucking log Kodiak. When I started I getting at a pack.
04:26:32
Speaker
Wintergreen Long Cut. Back in the 90s, we were getting it for 99 cents a pack. You can go get a case, a suitcase of fucking Budweiser for 99. What is Wintergreen Long Cut? Like the dip.
04:26:45
Speaker
That's what you said. It's dip. I did that a little bit. No, not Skull. The other one. coffin gagging now the other one. No, like I did... a Grizzly. I did Kodiak. Before was Cougar and before that was Rooster. So like Rooster was like the low end. It's like, damn it, if I have to get a can, I'll go ahead and get Rooster.
04:27:12
Speaker
I can go all the way back to when i used to steal pouches from my grandpa and he had bandits. my gosh. I couldn't do pouches, baby. Pouches were just not not right.
04:27:25
Speaker
Pouches just, I don't know. I couldn't do pouches. No, I tried to... You remember the first time that Copenhagen Black came out? Yes. you got but That gave your head a buzz for like an hour. You're like, hell yeah, and you just kept packing it in every 15 minutes. a You couldn't even see straight. Pack it in, pack it in.
04:27:50
Speaker
<unk> that was a theme song for some brand yeah cause i
04:27:56
Speaker
and then yeah i know so we gonna fuckcker thank you ri i'm glad that pack fucking understand my man so pack it in getting in i find come out i tried them out but i couldn't do that i the These six milligrams, I can't do it. Jack, my blood pressure through the roof. i almost had a heart attack.
04:28:19
Speaker
so like like you can dealing with more ten answersry So like Zen is really popular back home in Scandinavia. Zen is very popular. i use it at work because I have to get it from my desk and go out and smoke a cigarette.
04:28:33
Speaker
Yeah, we have a lot of guys on the on like the assembly line that they use Zen. yep It packs a punch for sure. and oh exactly yeah I don't need a spitter, which is my biggest thing. I hate having a curious spitter with me. Spitter or spinner?
04:28:51
Speaker
A spitter. Oh, and You have to be confused with Brittany. You should break up. I can't hear. My beard is blocking.
04:29:05
Speaker
I won't never be involved with the spitter. I'm just saying.
04:29:11
Speaker
bra I
04:29:15
Speaker
don't think it's that kind of bitter play. Yeah, i think I think the movie American Pie really turned a lot of guys off of spitters. Followers are winners. i've seen I've seen a kid drink one of those. I'm just saying.
04:29:29
Speaker
I want a fidget spinner on my lip ring. I think I saw that already. $10 a pack. Wow. My sister said she was behind a guy at the gas station today in Buffalo. man I haven't read it in a long time. Damn Jersey. That's cheap.
04:29:48
Speaker
damn jersey thats chief she I have a very curious question. This is actually a legit a serious question for you guys.
New Year's Resolutions and Fun Memories
04:30:02
Speaker
what um What resolutions do you have for next year?
04:30:08
Speaker
Well, why don't we talk about that on January 10th edition of Nonsensical Nonsense. January 10th? Oh, yeah, I'm not going to be here next week. Yeah, let me check that. You mean New Year's Eve? Is that what you're talking about? I'm on shutdown until the 5th, so I don't go back to work until Monday the Is New Year's Eve on the 10th? Did we change New Year's and I didn't know about it? I have a whole other week off of work.
04:30:35
Speaker
I know I'm off next week. It's fucking my head up. Are you really not showing up to the New Year's Eve show? Okay. No, I'm fucking gonna be in Buffalo. He's going to be in Buffalo.
04:30:48
Speaker
Just closer. You could totally That's where home is. Oh, yeah. So ah my son, hold up real quick. My son got invited up there. Actually, his his best friend's here, but his uncle lives in Buffalo. He's retired CEO up there in and New York State.
04:31:06
Speaker
But he lives in South Buffalo. And so they their band got invited up there for Porch Fest. First time, man, they said, yeah, come up. So we rented, you know, like four hotel rooms and stuff went up there. and chilled with everybody there was people i met that it's like i've known them 30 years and i've never met them before in my life everybody was so fucking chill ah buffalo we walked a block we ran out of liquor so we walked a block to the liquor store i was carrying a case like a a cardboard box full of fucking bottles of liquor back to the house i like a block and most most stories in new york you know anywhere in new york state you're thinking oh shit you'll get mugged on the way back people start drinking that morning
04:31:49
Speaker
and going house to house listening to these bands. who yeah That's how Porch Fest is. So you go by and you're just like, Porch Fest, and everybody's drunk, Porch Fest, and you just keep walking. you know i do that I used to do that in Ocean City, Maryland.
04:32:04
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and don't know if you know where that is. Oh, yeah. I got a story about Ocean City I can tell you here in a minute. But yeah, fucking Buffalo, it's like the most redneck town in New York state. And i loved it. Everybody was taking control of the channel. No, not yet. So, so ocean city maryal I used to work for DHS. So we got called back in 2015. was actually in DC and we had what's called a GITT just in time training. So it's like an emergency train numbers and stuff. We yeah we need you to come up to Emmitsburg to the NETC for an emergency training, and then we're going to deploy you guys. So our last night off is like to ourselves. So we they bused a bunch of us to Ocean City, Maryland.
04:32:48
Speaker
this really i can't even remember the name of It it was this badass fucking like ah Bayside bar and grill. oh so baseline Great food, great beer. We're just chilling. I can't remember the name of it, honestly, because I was drunk as shit. So there's like 40 of us there.
04:33:07
Speaker
driving we're We're all fucked up. And ah these two guys from Maryland came up and I didn't know anything about Old Bay seasoning and the shit's everywhere. It's all over the table, the bar and stuff. so What do you mean?
04:33:21
Speaker
That is the main seasoning. Are you telling me? I didn't know that. I'm not from Maryland. So we go over these two guys. I was like, what's Old Bay? And so they're giving me the whole backstory of it. And this guy's drunk as shit. he's like, I'll snort that for $5. I was like, hold up one second. There you go. He did.
04:33:39
Speaker
I feel like I've heard this story before. Somebody else has told this joke before. They love Old Bay. Oh, fuck yeah. Old Bay is life. They put it on fries, they put it on meat, they put it on pork, chicken, everything. fuckingre not Why didn't you even crabs?
04:33:59
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I don't give a fuck. But yeah, he came up and he was like twenty his buddy there's two of them floors he's like, hey man, I'll snort that shit for five bucks. And i was like, okay. it's up a ways glick He did.
04:34:13
Speaker
hurts. He put it in his beer. i mean her but so nor It I have done it. I'm not going to lie. i had a little bit They make an Old Bay hot sauce now.
04:34:27
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I got to have it. I got it. i have it now If you would have said Lowry's seasoning salt, okay I understand. may like Oh, fuck yes. Dude, I love Lowry's.
04:34:38
Speaker
You got excited. I now rap is like a for second Hold on. You have one other thing here. hiposa ah so I say back home, but it's... Hashtag that shit, Sarge. Let me see if I can find it real quick. Hashtag that shit, Sarge.
04:34:58
Speaker
I still love his like little arch thing in his ceiling. with Oh, I've got two of them, actually. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. as As a white guy who seasons up his food and stuff like that, Obey is good. o Obey is good. There's nothing wrong with o Obey, but it's... yeah So that's rag garden. Evergreen. Like when shoot deer and you have venison...
04:35:21
Speaker
like when you shoot a deer and you have venison Evergreen is my favorite for deer meat. Oh, I've got a really good mix for you. I think the hashtag you wanted to put up was hashtag 2026 score goals. But I don't see it anymore. It's not on there.
04:35:41
Speaker
Dammit! Score goals! Score goals! Hold on, I have to update my dog real quick and then I'll quit talking cause I'm going to smoke.
04:35:52
Speaker
No, or goals, not dogs. So... The business we started kind of crashed because of AI. Yay, AI. This is male show now, guys. Which is fucked up because our company actually taught others what's called prompt engineering, which is how to talk to an to get the most effective result out of it.
04:36:14
Speaker
But because of the introduction AI, most companies were like, no. So a lot of consulting firms kind of just crashed. So ours flopped. So we we chose a different career path. I'm selling the boat in the spring, squashing that idea.
04:36:29
Speaker
We lost a lot of money, which really, really fucking sucked. But we're giving our youngest son and his wife and the kids of the house, and I'm actually in the process of building a cabin on the farm here. So that's pretty much in nutshell.
AI Impact and Band Promotion
04:36:44
Speaker
That's the catch up in the past nine months.
04:36:46
Speaker
I mean, Nils, you said your son was in a band. Yeah, they have a band called, um they're actually here on YouTube too, called Skyhawks. Can you do me a favor? And i don't know if you're on any other social media. Shameless plug coming up.
04:37:04
Speaker
No, not a shameless plug. Not a shameless plug. ah I don't know if you are on any other social media. or if your son and his band are on any social media, can you or them or both give us a follow on our other platforms so I can reach out to your son? I host a show.
04:37:21
Speaker
oh You know what, Rick? It is a shameless plug. I fucking knew it. I said it was. one can Yeah, yeah. have your fucking back on this. 100%.
04:37:35
Speaker
Well, like a million percent, Rick. You got this. It's not a setback or a loss. I'm still making mad money right now. Cool. Congratulations. It's just, you know, adapt or die.
04:37:47
Speaker
Yeah. Well, no. I did Glick's House of Music on Tuesday nights. and Oh. Oh. Rick's House Music. Who doesn't take in every fucking band? That is.
04:37:59
Speaker
Okay, first and foremost, let me finish talking to Nils. Nils, the the main focus of my show is local and indie artists. So...
04:38:09
Speaker
Just give us a follow and I'll reach out to your son. Yeah. Brittany's like, oh, you should do this band. Oh, you should do this band. Oh, you should do this band. What's your social name, Brittany? I have so many fucking bands and you've gotten so butthurt. You're like, they should reach out to me because I'm such a big ass fucking beard.
04:38:31
Speaker
I don't know. So um so and in private in private chat, I put a link to a song that my oldest son wrote. Nice. yeah it's a link to the band too and brittanney One band Brittany told me about One band?
04:38:44
Speaker
I've given you like five, six to eight bands and you're like they need to reach out to me because me man One band told me about, and I said, and as I, like I just said to Nils, Do not even fucking start with, I swear to God. swear to God. Let me know where to find them at, or have him follow me. am so good. Oh, my God.
04:39:11
Speaker
one band that got famous because their bus driver crashed the bus and died and these stupid sons of bitches are like we're two that was one of the bands of the five that I fucking showed you you little bitch I need their social media so I can reach out to them I have a show that I do I have something to you They said we're too big to reach out to them. No, they did not.
04:39:37
Speaker
Are you serious? I don't want you on my show if you if you have that mentality. They did not. They did not say that. I even said said that.
04:39:49
Speaker
We have, what, five viewers right now? Seven viewers right now. They have thousands. So, yeah, maybe you should reach out to them Maybe i should have their social media.
04:40:04
Speaker
this is hard gro I would already know who the fuck they were. a oh my God. I can't wait until New Year's Eve. I'm going to punch you square in the fucking face.
04:40:15
Speaker
I've literally reached out to every artist I've had on my show. You know how I've reached out to them? Because I've had their social media. You can't send me a YouTube clip where their stupid asses don't put any of their social media in their YouTube channel and they just want to ride the fame off of one fucking news article because their band bus crashed. No, we would be riding off of their fucking fame.
04:40:42
Speaker
I don't care how big they are. This is like borderline Lincoln Cain right now. I can't wait to punch him on the mirrors.
04:40:55
Speaker
Independent artist. If I wanted to reach out to major bands, I would. But I don't. For a reason. That's because we have Brandy. Oh, fuck.
04:41:08
Speaker
hey dyon Dylan Walsh down in Tennessee, and North Carolina. What's her name? Brandy Mac. what's your name the man Kayla, cal then I don't know where to find them at because you can't send messages on YouTube.
04:41:22
Speaker
Hey, i bet you could reach out to a guy named Derek Wayne Douglas and on his socials. You're bigger everybody else's. That's all it is. um I'm sorry. that They're bigger than anybody else. I've had Blacktop Mojo on on on not only... Who? I've had Blacktop Mojo. don't know who the fuck that is.
04:41:45
Speaker
Also, you don't know who the fuck they are? That's on you. They're way bigger than that band who's bus wrecked. I've had the Southern Outlaws. Okay, yeah. Arliss is fucking awesome as shit. I will give you that. I will give you that. Arliss is dope as fuck. I've had Grammy-nominated musicians on my show.
04:42:09
Speaker
I was backstage in September with Oliver Anthony. That was pretty bad. I've had artists on my show, but at the end the day, I reach out to them. I just need to go their social media. If I don't know their social media, how the fuck am I supposed to reach out to them? and i say I fucking sent you the fucking links. You send me their YouTube channel. I can't message people on YouTube.
04:42:31
Speaker
I need an email need an Instagram You're trying to throw me under the bus you're trying make me out to be the asshole I'm trying to help you have more bands on your fucking Tuesday thing that's what I'm trying to do literally I need their social media I need their social media I need their social media
04:42:58
Speaker
Shut up. Anyway. No. Shut up. And the stormy winds do blow. Come on, Brittany. And we brave Tars go skipping through the tops. I have time to send you multiple bands for your Tuesday nights. And you have just been like, no. I need their YouTube channels and I need their social media so I can actually send them a message.
04:43:21
Speaker
And only like one or two bands have been worth being on my show. Let's be honest. what I have so many bands. I have a lot. back but and this has been real It's just because you don't like metal. That's what it is.
04:43:39
Speaker
what Francis, I'll catch you tomorrow. Rick, I'll catch you tomorrow. I can't. I'm i'm i'm literally... I know. Mine is too. Hey, Rick, it's an honor to meet you, buddy.
04:43:52
Speaker
I'm already gone, Rick. so good back Good to see you, brother. Thank you, Rick, for bringing me in here. You're going to find your way out. You keep on.
04:44:06
Speaker
Rick's one of my best friends. I don't give fuck. Never mind. I love you, Rick. Rick and I met on TikTok. He's one of my best friends. We do a show during the football season.
04:44:19
Speaker
We do a sports show every Sunday. He's my heterosexual podcasting life partner. He's the only co-host. He's actually the only co-host I have out of all the shows. um no he's my he's I have him and I have Cash. Him and Cash are my my two co-hosts of the show.
04:44:39
Speaker
As as I hate you, I do love you. I'll see you tomorrow, Of Blacktop Mojo?
04:44:55
Speaker
maybe real quick
04:44:59
Speaker
happen so i'm catching up with them you know i'm catch up sorry chat sorry sorry jass jasper sorry gerors sorry mudo Getting a little dramatic up in this bitch.
04:45:11
Speaker
Yeah, you fucker. second That's it. Both you cage men. I can't wait to punch you in the face when you're here. It's going to be so great. well i will like I like Anthony Joshua. i will put That was my youngest son and his wife and my granddaughter and a Marine, actually. good draw off a Former Marine.
04:45:33
Speaker
I put all my my son's friends in service. Wait, what does Mil say? don't know what to do after high school. I don't know what to do after high school. is fucking a list. Do it right now.
04:45:45
Speaker
Milks. Milks. Milks. All you guys talk while we're talking. We don't just know. we talking just Is this Brittany talking or Tito's talking? I can't tell.
04:45:57
Speaker
Tito's. It's both, but you talk over us and we don't know what the fuck you're saying. but So this is your chance to say something now. I'm talking for everybody.
04:46:10
Speaker
So, yeah, this is why you have two ears and one mouth, so you listen twice as much as you talk. So, my, that was my youngest son and my granddaughter, and my daughter just came in behind me, and then my my my ah son's friend who, I put him in the Marine Corps after high school, so. Marines, let's go. Yeah. I put three of them in the Marine Corps.
04:46:32
Speaker
Nils, are you a former Marine? well No, I never had the honor. Thank you for his service. For real. I was army.
Marine Corps and Gun Range Experiences
04:46:43
Speaker
It's Brito's. Oh yeah, Mordog was in ah the Marine Corps. Yep, he's an old dog. Yeah. I couldn't because of medical stuff.
04:46:54
Speaker
Recruiter did do it. Yeah, actually the Marine Corps recruiter wasn't in there. And then they were like, man, you don't want to go in the Marines. They're like 13 weeks for basic and we're nine. So you you don't want to spend that much time in there. What's their favorite gun to shoot?
04:47:07
Speaker
ah I have to say the 240 Bravo. That Maldus. Okay. like That will tear some shit up. You show up.
04:47:19
Speaker
That.50 caliber round doesn't even have to hit you. It gets within 18 inches of you and it's going to sear flesh. I mean, Maldus is a badass.
04:47:30
Speaker
hu That's awesome. Okay, so, all right. i You know what you're talking about. Yeah, when you when you get on the range and you you first fire that thing and your whole body shakes from it, you're like, ah Yeah, and there's there's no, like, short burst to it, man. It's fucking wide open. Yeah, i did. I did at least five times in the last ten seconds.
04:47:53
Speaker
but the I'm not going to lie.
04:47:57
Speaker
I did, too, so it's cool. Yeah. but so yeah That's badass platform. That's a badass weapon platform.
04:48:09
Speaker
Fidel. Fidel's still here. and thought Was that Fidel that was laughing? Yeah, she took me back to a happy place for a minute. and then wasn happens You're welcome.
04:48:22
Speaker
when i lived down and When I lived down in Charleston, there was there was a gun store and they had an indoor range And literally any any gun any gun they had on the shelf, you could shoot as long as you bought the ammo.
04:48:37
Speaker
And the ammo that you bought was usually like the cheapest version of the ammo they had. So, you know. I like they're Glock.
04:48:47
Speaker
The 40 Glock, that's I shoot best with Or the AK-40. Never mind. I probably shouldn't say that.
04:48:59
Speaker
Because it was illegal. I put a Red Star trigger system in Shortened it to an SBR. Yeah. yeah Did some really cool stuff to my AK.
04:49:12
Speaker
Yeah. It's before we get in trouble on YouTube. yeah I know. i'm like but I'm like, I need to watch what i say. flappedter Slapped a fleet of barrel in the Red Dragon system in that. So, yeah, it's my baby. Well, they were part of the military. Like my cousin, you he's a the Marine.
04:49:29
Speaker
onar you know it' So it's still legal. Every need ramp and every weapon I have is polished. I mean, Mo Dogg would say his favorite part of being in Marine was getting to get on the Navy ship. I'm just saying. i don't know, man. oh my god I don't know what that means.
04:49:46
Speaker
I don't know what it means. I was never in the military. i don't know what that means. when i'm not trying to be I'm not trying to be a dickhead, but I just don't see Mo Dogg on fleet. I don't see it. Oh, I totally do. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't see him going fleet, man. That's like retirement right there. Next to shore duty, that's retirement for him. so So Nils, you said you played. There's sort of a retirement for him like two months ago.
04:50:14
Speaker
No, she says you put three boys into the Marines. Are that three three of your sons you put into the Marines? or No, no, none none none. Two... Hold on. Yeah, ah Wade and Josh, my two oldest, went Army.
04:50:28
Speaker
Okay. And, of course, they both went Infantry. My second oldest went... and He was 19th SF, 2nd Battalion Bravo. So he went SIF. Um...
04:50:41
Speaker
and Dylan and Tristan put Logan and Logan went army Dylan Tristan and another boy went Marine Corps and then one went ROTC and he's actually still in he's a lieutenant right now first lieutenant he just made ah he got a silver bar so he's hoping to make captain he lives down the road from me too so like most of the kids I went to high school with yeah it's like fucking a list just a list
04:51:12
Speaker
You didn't have a choice but to enlist at that time, right? No, and I honestly think it needs to be a mandated thing in America because you will leave a boy and you will come back a man.
04:51:24
Speaker
I promise you that. my gosh. Take me in. see that holster. I like what i want to go Mo Dog said. My favorite pew-pew to spit freedom. That's what I was just reading, yeah. One is my index holder on a carry holster at that time. Booyah! I agree with you. Booyah!
04:51:44
Speaker
i love my I love my Smith & Wesson SD. yeah I've got an SD9. I don't have the 40. I had a friend that had the 40. He was like, man, I can't hit shit with this. We were shooting metal coffee cans. like, hey,
04:51:56
Speaker
So I picked it up, pop, pop, pop. Three rounds and shit, hit it right back to back, really tight group and stuff. I was like, it's not your weapon, it's you. So I had to teach them how to shoot, how to effectively shoot.
04:52:10
Speaker
I mean, i love my 9mm SD. I love it. That's a pussy ass bitch fucking gun. I'm pretty accurate with it.
04:52:21
Speaker
But when I bought it, what I wanted was the SD40.
04:52:28
Speaker
It just came out and you couldn't find the 40s anywhere because they were sold out everywhere. It doesn't matter what you're shooting as long as you're accurate with it because at the end of the day, if if I'm going to if i'm goingnna unload on you, I'm putting 17 bullets in you What's any weapon? Bring the weapon up to your dominant eye.
04:52:49
Speaker
ring bring you know bring the weapon up to your dominant eye yeah Because once it's there, you can look away and shoot and you will still be on target. I promise you. Yep. No, no. If I'm accurate with my, if I'm accurate with my, with my,
04:53:06
Speaker
far hard if I'm accurate with my pew pew, my freedom seeds, 17 of them, are going to hit you and it don't matter what it is. You get hit with 17 22s. It's going to change your life plans.
04:53:23
Speaker
Why is it 17? Because I hold one in the chamber, 16 in the mag. Yeah. Oh, true, true, true.
04:53:34
Speaker
What I want to get is the bullpup and then that's going to be a whole nother life game changer. Certain bullpup designs are really good. I stagger my rounds. Most people have straight you know soft points, straight hollow points and stuff. Do you guys want to skate?
04:53:52
Speaker
That 12-gauge bullpup, I'm going to stagger it with Buckshot. Skate, skate, skate, motherfucker. Oh, skate, skate, god damn. Slug and buckshot, baby. That's what I'm going to stagger my bullpup put.
04:54:08
Speaker
I like skate better. So I like the Kel-Tec
Nerf Wars and Street Fighting Background
04:54:12
Speaker
KSG9. It took me like two years to convince myself to get it um because you can hold 25 one-inch rounds, but if you go to half-inch, you can hold 50. So staggered it. Half-inch is barely anything. Come on. So in there in that tube, I have staggered of ah buck slug, buck slug, buck slug, buck slug.
04:54:36
Speaker
I don't have to hit them 17 times, Moe Dogg. But say it's a Saturday night, I've ended the show and I've had some beverages and so and somebody breaks into my domicile and I protect and i got to protect the castle. And, you know, my my my accuracy is not 100% on point.
04:54:59
Speaker
So then, yeah, you know, you have in case you need it and hope you never use it. that's but but My family will take, we have like three different stations. It'll be like the ah semi-automatic guns and then the pistols and then skeet in the corner.
04:55:22
Speaker
i can't I can't tell you specifics, but I will say this. I won't tell you specifics about me or or certain weapons, but make sure you have mirrors in your house. Make sure you have what?
04:55:35
Speaker
Mirrors in your house. You can see around the blind corner. that and So, do you want me to lie to you or do you want me to not lie to you? um careful likeck Be careful, Be careful.
04:55:48
Speaker
No, Eso. Calm down. um Yeah, every Wednesday we clean every weapon we have. Every single Wednesday. Without fail. whatly I don't know.
04:56:01
Speaker
Well, I say weapon. Most people think, you know, i do earn zero something that can... Dude, I speak with a fucking knife in my hand. Like, let's go. Oh, no, like my... my ah So my uncle was an Olympic fencer. A fencer? You're yeah coming here with an Olympic fencer?
04:56:25
Speaker
Yeah, he was an Olympic fencer. He did ah ah mostly foil and saber was the two that he specialized. Please tell me if he's have to have somebody. Yeah, hold on. It's my mom's brother. Hold on.
04:56:38
Speaker
I'll type his name in the chat. I'm sorry. I appreciate you coming by, man. Cheers to you. you guys You guys can Google him. So, yeah, he represented the ah Virgin Islands in the 84 Olympics in Los Angeles. so But, I mean, he did EP, foil, saber, so which was his two, and he was into pirates and stuff like that. So he taught me and my brother, and I taught my kids. And my youngest son at at the university where he's done, well, not my youngest son, my middle son, how the jersey technically.
04:57:08
Speaker
Anyways, he's the only one that's that's in college right now. um He's on the fencing club at Marshall University. So he's actually the treasurer, I think. The treasurer is like the person that like fits up.
04:57:24
Speaker
So yeah, and and of course he's got a really badass rapier that we got for his birthday last year. so yeah and that's the thing is because that's the one thing they taught us and you can ask you can ask my dog heres one thing that they taught us especially in ait is a gun is fun but a knife is life so the bullets will eventually run out and you better know how to defend yourself which is why we're taught in armed combat so like he went through like sarge which is why i have a nice one sleeping sarge sarge went through something that's called mcmap So um I had a Marine friend that trained me in McMap, which is not... There we go. We got nails gone.
04:57:59
Speaker
In the Army, we call it combatives. So it's not too far from McMap. Theirs is a little bit more involved. So, yep. So I had a Marine Corps friend, you know, like kind of brush me up on McMap. And it's pretty badass shit. So that's young arm combat and this stuff before you get into the knife combat and things.
04:58:17
Speaker
And ah so, yeah, my son, any one of my sons, they don't need... a pistol or anything like that. They can grab a fucking broom handle and fuck somebody up. That's what I was saying. I have a knife. That's all I fucking need. I'm good. yeah they they can they They can grab a broom handle and really fuck somebody up. and We did that since we were younger. You're going to learn to defend yourself.
04:58:40
Speaker
yeah Guys, make sure you follow Jersey the OG on YouTube. That's our girl right there. Jersey's the best. I'm sorry. McNapolis is fun shit, man.
04:58:52
Speaker
McNapolis is really cool shit. I was impressed. I think I'm going to head out of here. Before I say too many bad things.
04:59:04
Speaker
no We put a key in our hands. No, that's what when when one of the first times Kayla kala came here and she spent the night and she carries. She's she's got her pew-pew. She's got on her at all times.
04:59:19
Speaker
And I said, just so you know, um there's chucks on my doorknob. And, yes, I do know how to use my nunchucks. I've got a ball bat. I've got a guitar. I've got a machete. I've got my Rambo knife beside the bed. um And if it comes down to it, you want hand-to-hand? That's crazy.
04:59:43
Speaker
i'm not I'm not much of a fighter anymore. I don't like to fight, but I did i did do boxing for a couple years. I did Muay Thai for a few years. and And I grew up in the streets.
04:59:54
Speaker
We will talk Gleema. Yeah, so I never i never had nobody. i Well, I mean, I grew up street fighting. I was a dog. Come to Baltimore, bitch.
05:00:06
Speaker
Dude, I'll come to Baltimore, and I will rag-dog anybody up there in Baltimore. I'd like to see it. I will rag-dog. It's good to learn these things and stuff. and Yeah, just I never had, like, quote-unquote...
05:00:19
Speaker
yeah i never had like quote unquote professional training or anything like that. Nerf rocket blaster. Yeah. yeah that as no with but With a drum magazine.
05:00:35
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So the kids used to come home from school and stuff and they'd be like, I used to tell him that I changed the Wi-Fi password. If you want to find a light want to find it, you have to look for it and stuff. And me and Angie would have the... like We still have so many damn Nerf guns and stuff. And we get in the Nerf gun wars with the kids when they got off the bus from school. My son has so many goddamn Nerf guns. It's the insane. But yeah, no, I never had any any professional training or anything like that until I started boxing. And that was just... No, Brittany.
05:01:09
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that was just That was just coincidence that I started to boxing. And then the Muay Thai thing was um I went to school with a guy whose dad was ah a Muay Thai fighter um and did it his whole life.
05:01:24
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and then and then he was And he was a champion and stuff like that. And and we just started training with him. butby But before that, I was just i was a street park. I was just a dog in the streets, you know I mean?
05:01:40
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So, yeah, I, uh, yeah, I feel that. And I don't fight no more. I don't fight no more. I'm not trying to say this shit to sound like a hard fight. I don't fight no more. I don't ever, I don't ever want to get into a fight. and when No one talks about Fight Club.
05:01:54
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Yeah. Like, I don't want to, I don't want to fight. i don't want to fight anybody anymore, man. I will, I will try harder to talk my way out of a fight than, now that I'm older than I will to like get into a fight but if you back me into a corner that's a whole other story
05:02:16
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damn it my dog you still got it in you there's there's an old army buddy of mine he lives up in the UP in Michigan and we we talk about this and it's like yeah we're that the old warrior we we call ourselves the old black boot army And um it's like, you know, that that's the one thing is an old warrior that doesn't have anything to fight for is like our biggest fear.
05:02:40
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Yeah. I mean, I got to thank God I'm as big as I am. Thank God I'm as big as am at the end of the day. Because my size alone is apparently intimidating. i don't think I'm that big.
05:02:55
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But apparently my size alone is intimidating. But if I raise my voice, that that that gets a little bit more intimidating. So thank God I don't i don't i don't want to fight nobody. I'm i'm way too old. i don't i don't I don't want to get into a fistfight with anybody. yeah they I'm 44 years old. i got five I got five good fights left in me.
05:03:17
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no And I'm saving them. I'm saving them for when I need to use them. You know what i mean? Yeah. See, I understand what my father meant years ago. um And it's like, i'm I'm not afraid to fight at all.
05:03:31
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Welcome back. i'm i'm what what in my My wife understands this now because she's seen it. I'm afraid of what I can do to people. yes sir yes and that that's that's the scariest part in your old age just like is you can really hurt somebody so you pick and choose your fights more often like you know all these kids where they're fancy the younger kids with their fancy jazzed up diesel trucks and stuff and they go speeding off and you're like you're not so i just i just like i'm mouthier like older i'm like i'm like i get it we're like we get it you vape you know and shit like that and uh
05:04:07
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Hey, the Ravens won.
05:04:14
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you go. I just wanted to come back to say that. Anyways, continue talking, Nils. This is your show. Goodbye. just Don't care. No, don't leave. Please don't leave.
05:04:26
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or We need to talk about your love for Tito's. And why you choose such shit-ass vodka. But, um... yeah It's better than smearing off.
05:04:38
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Yeah, I just, like, as I get older, I find out, like, you you just, you have healthy boundaries, and then you just don't care about what you say. All right, I'm gonna drink just because we keep talking.
05:04:50
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I'm down for it. Brittany, I haven't taken a shot with you tonight. i got I gotta agree with everything you said. Yes, you have. You forgot already? No, we have not taken a shot tonight.
05:05:00
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Take a shot together. Turn your camera back on. Take a shot. Yeah, for real, because I'm not that age where I'm that forgetful yet. so
05:05:11
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i gotta do a test We took a shot together earlier. were like, what are you drinking? I said Tino's. We took a shot together last night. We haven't taken a shot tonight.
05:05:23
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I've just been drinking. I haven't actually taken a shot with you. so burn they eye urge Alright, you ready? I already did it.
05:05:36
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You're supposed to wait, girl.
05:05:40
Speaker
It is what it is To Nonsense School, Brittany, the Knee Slapper School. Oh, I can't wait to get that tattoo.
05:05:50
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It's going to be badass. I already got Brittany, now I need Knee Slapper.
05:05:59
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If you get them on both knees, then you could be Brit knees. Brit's knees. Brit's knee. Two T's, A and Y. except under yeah Under the one side, you can put like how you were talking about last night. how you You can do the B's underneath the other knee. The B's knees.
05:06:16
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and Well, I was thinking about putting a B on my actual patella.
05:06:23
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oh so That's going to be her I hope you have a high tolerance to pain Because that's going to hurt there's a lot ideas right there I do, that's why I'm dealing with you Hell yeah Well thank you I'm just kidding No that's why I deal with Glick Honestly But no I want Either bee or Like a a cap Like kneecap
05:06:51
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No I think it'll be a bee I need to do actually, i need to start on my, I've got a Mjolnir. I'm going start on here. Oh, shit. I haven't showed Glick. Mjolnir? That's dope. Mjolnir.
05:07:03
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How it's actually pronounced. I just said that, bitch. I said that. What are we showing Glick? No, you piss me off sometimes. I don't have any of my jewelry on. That's because I'm a man, but it's okay. So I'm from Sweden. Honestly, it's not because you're a man. Hold on a second, Nils. Let me pull you quick. God damn it, dog. Damn it, sir.
05:07:31
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there you real quick damn it go. damage so so there you go but go ahead oh the cross lines is it's a circle in the cross lines there's a saw me tattoo for happiness the trees is the red rising sun of course we showed that last night yeah well i wasn't there last night nice so like it's a story of our family history all the way up my arm this way it is cool i do dig it i like that was my first stick and poke i did on myself Well, that's why I did... Oh, you can't see
05:08:04
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Yeah, which means wolf, of course. Nice. and And then my friend did this one. It took four and a half hours. like I like that. Will you let me give you a tattoo?
05:08:16
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Let me give you a tattoo. Yeah. so but But I do stick and poke tattoos. I don't use guns. And stick and poke, you actually heal in like three days. Oh, yeah. Stick and poke it. You heal faster, for sure. Yeah, you do. It's like it's like acupuncture and and getting a tattoo at the same time. It's absolutely amazing.
05:08:36
Speaker
Oh, asshole. I'd kill a It's not like You are getting tattoo at the same time. Yeah, acupuncture and a tattoo, and I do it for free. I don't charge people. Oh, yeah. Well, i'm I want to start charging people because I do have a gun, but I do stick and poke as well. I'm not going to pull my pants down to show you my other stuff.
05:09:01
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No, I just saw the one on your leg, the one on your knee you showed last night, which was both badass. Oh, the Britney. I had the two my arm there. Here. I think I've got nine. Let me get you back up full screen. Let's see it. So, yeah, I've got nine. here nas And then I'm going to do Mjolnir here on the inside. Are they all stick and poke? A dragon here. The rest of them im going to do stick and poke, yeah. What do you got on your arm?
05:09:33
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The wolf. It looks like Slipknot almost. all here so bob war no So this one I drew and I had a friend of mine at a studio put on and he did a fat ass job because I'm a drummer.
05:09:49
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Oh nice. Blessed with a curse. the drum table us The detail on the drum head she did a really good job and especially on the little like tiki. You showed that last time. That's so dope. I love it.
05:10:03
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Yeah, aud drew I drew you that one. So... It's like my my calf one. I did this one. is my design.
05:10:14
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don't know if you can see it.
05:10:18
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yeah and Yep. Get your fucking shit together, Brad.
05:10:25
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There we go. Man, shading the shading on that is absolutely like on point. traditional. it's It's a bit traditional. He changed it up from my anymore actual design that I did.
05:10:41
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um that dog I understand that out of shape part. There's no way I'm running a fucking mile. a might leg Okay, so my mile and a half was 642 flat. like so I was a shit, but I was younger. so If Johnny Bongs everything together, he's going to finish my arms for me.
05:11:00
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Fuck yeah. Is he still there? Who's my arm so far? Look at him like Kayla he's showing off his bad.
05:11:14
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Come and get your boy. that's but now I saw that at the wedding. It's super dark. I saw Wig this year. but there's There's my Valkyrie.
05:11:28
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Yeah they are pretty good. know you. ah So I'm going to finish out. I think this arm with my Odin on it will be forest with wolves on it.
05:11:42
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And we're going to go ahead and come down to my hand. And my hand will have my Mjolnir on it. Right on the back of my palm. Mjolnir. I'll probably do some runes across cross my knuckles here. And then on this one with my Valkyrie. you going to do hand tattoos? You're going to do hand tattoos? The source of all wolves, I'm going to tell you this.
05:12:05
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So here because everybody goes to fucking Fenrir. So the the source of all wolves on Midgard. It's not Fenrir. if It's Yardy and Frecky. Fenrir. Yeah, it's not.
05:12:19
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When the Allfather would do his travels on Midgard, when he would do his wanderings and stuff.
Norse Tattoos and Personal Beliefs
05:12:24
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It's a story on podcast, honestly. yeah you're you well you know angie told me that i was like i just don't have time for it but the already freaky would actually procreate and that's where the source of all wolves on the guard are originated from it's not from fenrir so there's a lot of people are like oh wolf and blah blah blah so they automatically go to fenrir and it's like no that is the ultimate source of chaos in the cosmos you don't go to that
05:12:52
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no No, in my other arm, I'm going to do a mountain, like a rock cliff, mountain cliff with bears coming down. got flowers.
05:13:04
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And on the back of my other palm, so I'll have my Mjolnir on one hand, and I'll have ah the actual, not marble, but a real Loki symbol on my other hand.
05:13:17
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I can't fucking stay in MCU you when it comes to that shit. Every time I say i up of no attack from the i say I'm to put Loki on the back of my hand, they're like, you're going to do the helmet from... No.
05:13:29
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and no no no sure leave it leave it Leave it to Disney to fuck everything up. yeah know the actual The actual Loki symbol will be on on my other hand. and then i'll have and then i do be be Be very careful with that.
05:13:44
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yeah yeah i'm Yeah, same Be careful with that Be very careful with Loki
05:13:54
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it's It's the same as when like I've i've had especially what what I call baby pagans. So a lot of a man, i don't mean to do this on your channel, but there's there's been um oh god a lot of new Norse pagans and stuff. and They're like, oh, man, I'm going to I'm going to do, you know, some runes and stuff. And like they've got little wood chips or stones or whatever they paint. They're like, I'm going to do a blood offering to it. I'm like, why? Yeah.
05:14:17
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no that's like because it's cool man it's cool and I'm like you have to understand that in our belief that the thing that what they don't teach in North America is the two and this is an ancient thing with every ancient culture is the two things that are most precious to life are breath which is Oz and and Old Norse which is on Suze and the runes and and blood so you guys have a great night I'm out of here oh no and I fell asleep on a damn toilet again. Stick around, right? thing jergens like Yeah, no, I can't. I can't. um You guys have a great night. It's almost one in the morning. No, Britt, you haven't taken another shot with me.
05:15:03
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We got like 45 minutes left, Britt.
05:15:10
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So, yeah, it's like those are the two essences of life. You can't survive one without the other. So don't don't don't do that. It's like don't do that. ah that's that's That's what I say all the time. and i And I like my haircut. I preference my hairstyle with the fact that I was doing this way before TikTok was a thing. In our family, we have the free will. I discussed that last night.
05:15:34
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My dog's heard me say this. Yeah. Yeah. yeah That was one of many things that you've talked about. now My kids go to church every Sunday. My kids go to church every Sunday with their mom.
05:15:49
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i' I'm not a religion person. I'm not going say I'm Norse. no we're're're We're taught every religion and belief on the planet and then you get to choose. which it i have a buddhist I could have been a Buddhist, an atheist, a Christian, whatever. I'm married to a Christian.
05:16:05
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or We don't care here. Okay. Be who you are. Yeah, be who you are. I don't believe in organized religion. that That keeps... ah Oh, shit, I gotta move.
05:16:16
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Because I gotta plug up. but So, yeah, that... ah Basically, that just... It's free will is what it boils down to.
05:16:25
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and Let's change the subject. we there's I know there's way more cool things. Blake and I can talk about this all night long. I can talk about i can talk about anything. That's the great thing about me. That's the great thing about me is I am... ah I am well-versed in literally everything.
05:16:41
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umm not ah I'm not a one-trick pony. you can You can make that face all you want, Drake. I've proven myself as the greatest movie at trivi movie trivia champion of all time.
05:16:55
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As far as music, everybody knows I'm the music go-to guy. Who did the fucking movie trivia last night? Me, bitch. There was no movie trivia last night.
05:17:07
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It was movie talk. What is your favorite most recently movie then i come over most recent recent movie? recent movie? Yeah. he got him i know I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this. I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this, and it's okay.
05:17:24
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um But I love the movie Sinners. I love Sinners. I haven't seen it yet. No, the fuck that is. Okay, so neither one of you guys have seen it. I love the movie Sinners. I've heard of it, I just haven't seen it yet. it's like It's on my playlist. I'll say that. Dude, I'm taking a fucking shot. I cannot. a shot Okay, I'll take a shot with you.
Music Love and Historical Film Recommendations
05:17:48
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Turn your camera on and take a shot so she knows you're taking a shot. Oh, is my camera not on? Not you. the nis Oh, on? No, it's not. My avatar. margaret We need to see you do some Michael Jackson moonwalk moves.
05:18:03
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Yeah, yeah. art You know I will. arthritis do it it just Do it. Moonwalks floor. Hashtag moonwalks floor.
05:18:14
Speaker
So, if you haven't seen Sinners yet, Nils, While Brittany's getting and working up the courage to do the moonwalk. It's happening. Fucking happening. i am a I am a music guy. I love music.
05:18:27
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Yeah. It's nothing to do with glitzel some music. ah There you go. Here go here comes the... Ito's induced moonwalk by Brittany.
05:18:41
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This is a boat-legged ass bitch. I'm going to try to fucking move. What's your favorite band of all time? Parkway Drive, probably, or Fleetwood Mac. Oh, you can't even see me. Yes, we can.
05:18:55
Speaker
Boat-legged as fuck. At least you didn't say Hole. if you If you said Hole, I was going to like drop down immediately. You can't even see it. God damn it.
05:19:08
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So what you guys have to do is show up on New Year's Eve and Warren O'Hara. Warren O'Hara. She's not a puppet. She won't dance for you peasants.
05:19:20
Speaker
Yeah, you bitches. If you want to send me five bucks, maybe I'll do it. I don't know. I can't do it. Wow. You're really going to be that person. oh No, um...
05:19:35
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So Sinners is great. The great thing about Sinners is i love American history. I'm a big history guy, and but I love American history. um Prohibition was a crazy time.
05:19:48
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um I love the blues, blues music. That's the late guy. Yes, especially like ah
05:19:57
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um um I'm very, very partial to I'm ah Oh, damn. He sang Boom Boom Boom. Johnny... My mind just went blank.
05:20:10
Speaker
I'm not going to let you suffer through this. But yeah, so... so yeah I understand, yeah. You got the blues. You got vampires. um it's it's it's ah It's a really good, unexpected...
Farewell and Tattoo Discussions
05:20:22
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It's an unexpected movie with a lot of... ah With a lot of...
05:20:29
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um Just a lot of True American history in there with with With folklore Thrown in there as well um right Hold on really quick I'm sorry I'm i'm heading out of here Not without a shot Much love guys We are in 3 2 1 Yeah Brittany shot He's got his shot poured Okay one more
05:21:02
Speaker
Do it and then get the flock out of here, you slore. You were little dirty whore.
05:21:09
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it was really good, Tad. remixes Welcome back. Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. Here's to Brittany and her new tattoo. yeah That'll wipe off. Who's giving it to me? Because I have a tattoo gun. I'll do it. and I can use a gun or stick poke. Either one.
05:21:29
Speaker
Where's rock? Hashtag where's rock. i agree. Where the fuck is rock? Have a good night, guys. To Brittany's two tattoo and to your good rest. Skål. Later, guys.
05:21:40
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See you later. Take her shot.