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Introduction to 'Nonsensical Nonsense'
00:03:08
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What's going on, motherfuckers? Happy Nonsensical Saturday. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense right here on the Nonsensical Network. That's a whole lot of nonsensical, nonsensory right off the rip.
00:03:24
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Nobody cares. Chatter's Box, what's going on Shaman and and the and the shaman verse keeping us entertained well before the show started. I was actually ahead of the game. I've been staring at this fucking computer all day long.
Office Work Struggles
00:03:40
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I don't know how people work in an office or work from home and stare at a computer all day long because I'm ready to throw myself out a window. But you...
00:03:53
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Tech-tarded motherfuckers on this network, you're fucking welcome. Daddy's taking care of you all, as always. but Shout out to Shaman in the chat. Shaman says, Mr. Dr. Professor Reverend Shaman said, and the great Shaman Luther King, Wally was in there early, Britt was in there early, and of course, Michael, who thinks he has power, but he doesn't, was there as well.
00:04:24
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What up, Jack? How you doing? Hashtag shaman verse, baby. You're welcome. You're welcome, baby birdie. That's what I do. Daddy feeds you all.
00:04:38
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Hey, either way, I've got the ick. I'm not feeling the greatest, but that's not going to stop me. I am a a true professional and the show must go on. So we're going to do this. We're going to rock it out tonight. We're going to have some fun.
Promoting the Network
00:04:51
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ah But yes, if you're not already, go ahead and check us out, guys. We're literally everywhere. Bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. That's got all of our social medias on there.
00:05:03
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Facebook, Instagram, ex TikTok. Shows are live all the time anymore. Wally's back in business. So shout out to Wally getting back and operating on a regular schedule.
00:05:14
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So we got shows live damn near every day of the week at this point. Check them out on the YouTube and Facebook channel. We are on Twitch as well.
Content Updates and Audience Interaction
00:05:22
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and And as I said, i have been hard at work in front of this computer all day today.
00:05:27
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So with the exception of last Saturday and last night's show, everything is up there wherever you listen to podcasts at. Whatever podcasting platform you listen to podcasts, you can find us and everything's there.
00:05:43
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Everything's there. You're welcome. It's what I do. Like, share, subscribe, the nonsensical network.
00:05:52
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And you guys already know the drill. Nine out of ten grannies, they do approve.
00:05:58
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They do, they do, they do.
00:06:04
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mo now in the building. That must mean Miss Jersey's not too far behind. Actually, you beat her here. That's ah that's a first. Hell yeah, we do. What up, what up? Yeah, man. So check out the network. Check out the other shows. Show everybody else some love.
00:06:20
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it's It's cool seeing some of the regular faces throughout the week on other people's shows as well as people that don't see a on on here too often starting to show up on Saturday nights.
00:06:33
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It's awesome. What's going on, Wanda? So ah keep checking them out.
Challenges with Show Uploads
00:06:40
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Keep following. Keep telling your friends about it. do all that fun jazz but yes as i said i have uh i have been working very hard we fell behind you know obviously um yeah life family uh work all that fun stuff i fell behind getting uh shows uploaded also uh waiting for thumbnails uh so that i could upload shows properly but uh nonetheless
00:07:09
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Got all that stuff caught up today, and I'm fighting the ick. So, yay. yeah Oh, appreciate you, Jack or Mark. I appreciate you, man. Thank you for the follow on the Facebook.
00:07:25
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So, I appreciate that, man. Thank you very much. ah Yeah, so my eyeballs are burning, ah and then i I feel a little blah, but I'll get a few of these in me, and I took some... ah I took some medication right before I started the show. So
Health and Humor
00:07:42
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that's all going to eventually kick in at some point. And I'm either completely going to fall out and be over there, wake up sometime next Thursday trying to figure out what the hell happened, or we're going to be in for a wild fucking night at the end of the day. So...
00:08:02
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I don't know. We'll see. Closing speed. Yeah, I see that, man. I'm i'm excited for you, Wally. I'm excited for you, buddy. Some good blood will help you. I don't partake in the and the in the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobacco, the marijuana, the weeds, whatever you kids are calling it these days.
Substance Use and Effects
00:08:21
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I don't partake in that.
00:08:23
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Never been my thing. Here's the one of the big reasons why. Probably the biggest reason why. I have done it a couple times. It makes me fall asleep.
00:08:34
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And that doesn't bode well for a six-hour show if the host falls asleep, you know, two and a half hours in. So not say that the show can't function without me because it can.
00:08:54
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Quit smoking them tweeds. was it that What was it in Lean on Me that my man said? Smoking that crack? the hell is that kid's name? Michael, you're a movie guy.
00:09:08
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It was Morgan Freeman, I believe.
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Smoking them tweeds.
00:09:21
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you need Yeah, that's what I hear. I've been i've been educated lately. the in the Indica is what is that in the couch. And the sativa gives you the...
Embarrassing Live Stream Stories
00:09:34
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Shaman, how would we know if you were asleep or not though your camera's never on good buddy? ah I Have fallen asleep on streams before and don't know if I've ever done it on this on this show or this network But I have done it on periscope back way back in the day fell asleep standing up leaning against my pool table That was apparently an impressive sight to see and I've fallen asleep on tick-tock before so yeah
00:10:06
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No shame. My man Chaka. We ain't seen him in a hot minute. I know he's falling asleep on the stream. I'm just over here eating this fucking burnt ass. Jesus Christ. You got a whole lot going on. Just over here eating these burnt ass Havarti dill grilled cheese and tomato soup sandwiches. Fucked them all up. How the hell did you fuck them all up?
00:10:29
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What's going on, guapo?
00:10:35
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It's my brief. Ah, lazy call me. Okay, okay, okay, okay. The story. I got you, guapo. Okay, okay, i got you. Yeah, you're getting called out out all over the place, Shaman.
00:10:50
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Yes, Sam's. Yes, thank you, Michael. I knew you would know it. That or you would Google it for me. Either way, thank you. Sorry, right there. Are you still smoking that crack, Sam's? It's a great movie. I need to watch
Humor in Missing Streams
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that.
00:11:02
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Again, I fell asleep. well Oh, did you really? You were you guys were live Thursday? The hell was I Thursday? didn't even see you guys were live Thursday.
00:11:12
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You must have been on somebody else's stream.
00:11:16
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I blame that. If it wasn't your own stream, it was somebody else's stream because you've never fallen asleep on this stream. We must be very, very highly entertaining or extremely loud.
00:11:27
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Ah, G2K. Oh, yeah. Okay. He's a dude's always like
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Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Speaking of streams and panels.
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ah There it is
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It is Saturday night.
Open Door Challenge
00:11:48
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That means one thing. The door is wide open. We call it the open door challenge where I do one of these little numbers right here. Bang. Drop that in the link.
00:11:59
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I got to jump over here to YouTube. I need to i need to hire me a yeah fucking producer or something that can like handle shit for me. like all that that that yeah There we go. There's my stupid ass voice. Michael.
00:12:18
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There we go. Pin that stupid ass voice. Oh my goodness. Excuse me. What up, buddy? How you feeling?
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Hey, I know that guy's voice.
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TechTard. Watch like, shit, I don't know what I'm doing. It's my first time. Everyone's got a first time sometimes. The back door is wide open.
00:12:45
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Didn't say hey for a few. finally Not quite normal, but Judas Priest, man. I can breathe today. ah got some sleep finally. yeah I think I got whatever ick you had.
00:12:57
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Yeah, I slid into your spot last night and hacked on your pillow a few times.
00:13:04
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I don't think I was hacked on my pillow. Was your pee-pee sore? A little bit, but it's always sore. I'm a biter. It burns when I pee. Why does it pee when I burn?
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but I got to admit
Guest Dynamics on Streams
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it to you. not going to be a fucking pig. but I did Google it. I couldn't remember his name. No, that's okay. I was i was actually going to Google it myself because it was going to sit here and drive me fucking crazy because this i just i just heard it on the radio the other day.
00:13:37
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i put about 30 seconds of thought in it. think he had two first names. It was Thomas Sams.
00:13:45
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Smoking that crack, Sam? The best one from our line is we're getting paid to do it by somebody else, Sean. Come on, don't be a pussy. but I will join after I call. What are you doing this work thing, man? This work thing.
00:13:57
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Work for success. yeah problem What's going on tonight with you? You're home for a change. You've been a business man. I woke up like an hour ago. I didn't go to sleep until, I don't know, 2.33 o'clock. i just I've been having a hell of a time trying to sleep.
00:14:12
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ah I was exhausted last night. just wanted to go to sleep. i was mentally exhausted. These two motherfuckers on fucking lazy show my last night were driving absolutely batshit crazy. but We had eight people are on panel and only two are consistently never shutting the fuck up.
00:14:28
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Goddamn, I wanted to shoot them both. I wanted to make them both love in the face. <unk>ually love Unconsensual lovings for them. Were they Canadians?
00:14:40
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so I gotcha. Well, one of them was a fake-ass Canadian. The other one was a transplanted fucking Swede. That dude has multiple personality disorders. We have very strict immigration laws here. we we don't let them filthy Canadians in. Just that one. That one, it's okay.
00:15:02
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yeah There's like one or two that we let in, but even then, it's a lot i know they're a little sketchy. We keep an eye on them
00:15:11
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Shit. How was your week, dude? Fucking long, man. Fucking long. it's cold out. and work out in the cold. it's it was a fucking long week. no but we actually And of course, I started feeling like shit Thursday. So i like, fuck, I know by the weekend I'm just going to be dead.
00:15:28
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And it hit me last night. Kayla went and got me some drugs. I was going to hang out and watch a little bit of the Lazy Shaman show, but you know i don't have three hours to wait for somebody to put a comment up so that I can engage with the panel. So, and the NyQuil kicked in I was lights out. Once once the NyQuil kicked in, it was it was sleepy time for Glick. Capital M, small Y, big fucking cue
00:15:59
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Greatest joke thief of all time, Dennis Leary. Dennis Leary.
Celebrity and Entertainment Opinions
00:16:04
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He's joke thief? Oh, fuck yeah. Really? Yep. I never was, I never, I'm a fan of Dennis Leary.
00:16:12
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Not a big fan of his stand-up. I like his acting, and I like some of his parody music and whatnot that he's done. Does he act, though?
00:16:23
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Yeah, he's an actor. He's the same character in every fucking thing he's in. Yeah, but he's good. It's not like The Rock, who's the same character in everything The Rock does. buts why he was He was a decent ah character in two different things.
00:16:39
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The first one, that Let's see. There was Get Shorty and what was the other one? He was great in Get Shorty. like obstacle He was in the second one. That's what I'm saying. did not see that coming and he killed that shit.
00:16:52
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It wasn't usual rock. And I thought, wow, this guy might have some chops. And I think he does. He's just a don't say no to anything guy. Unless they won't cave to his every last fucking demand. i Now, I don't know how true this is. so alleged Allegedly,
00:17:10
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It is in his in his bullshit as an actor that he is... never allowed to lose. Nope, never. That's why he's not going to be in the DCU. He refuses to lose to Superman.
00:17:24
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Which I'm down for a lot. But lost in Black Adam. I mean, the bad guy always loses. He didn't lose. He didn't lose. He was slowed down for a few hundred, a couple thousand years.
00:17:40
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We got to come back and he won.
Jokes and Satire as Defense
00:17:44
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space i don't know if it's laziness or if he's just a little, you know, little slow in the head. It's all that chemo he's got to take for the America's favorite make a wish kid. That's what i call him it's Default make a wish. is that what sha Is that what we do on Friday and Saturday nights? I just didn't know that this was a part of a make wish deal for default.
00:18:09
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Shaman guides him up on Fridays and we have him up on Saturday. I don't know if he'll be here tonight. I think he's got some special plans. i believe I believe he may take a trip without leaving the farm.
00:18:22
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If you don't know what that means, you can't know.
00:18:27
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ah i would
00:18:31
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Special play. yeah I don't know what the statute of limitations is on certain things. I was not going to say. I mean, allegedly.
00:18:44
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I don't think that there is a statute of limitations on things that are said on the air or on live broadcast because at the end of the day, you can use the old It was satire defense. It's not. yeah It's fantasy.
00:19:06
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We are all directors here. want I don't want to out anybody. But john and Shaman and Jedi, thanks for having me on last night. You guys are awesome. ah I wanted to go nuclear on those fuckers, dude. yeah Can we talk for a minute before people start popping in?
Podcast Chaos and Hallucinogens Discussion
00:19:23
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Sure. How shitty is it? When everybody's talking all once, nobody can understand anybody else. And it's just a goddamn cacophony of goddamn... It's absolute fucking chaos. It's like having the Muppet Show in both ears, but 10 seconds apart. It's in fucking shape.
00:19:45
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Sue was listening. She goes, are you listening to two podcasts at once? How are you doing that? How can you follow it? said, no, it was just one. She goes, oh my God, it was giving me a headache. Yeah.
00:19:57
Speaker
Oh, yeah, that's right. Jedi's doing illegal hallucinations later tonight. He's doing drugs. What do you want to do, motherfucker? Yeah, I don't care. He said it on this a couple weeks ago because I gave him shit because I'm like, really? On a Saturday night at the same time that we're doing our... Okay, buddy. Okay.
00:20:19
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And I only remember that now because this is why I yelled at him. Because... Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:29
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Yeah. Yeah, so there you go, world. Jedi ordered illegal drugs from some other country through the mail. Yeah. He told me he never had any experience with hallucinogenic before.
00:20:43
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And I told him, well, follow directions on the bottle, but I've had that before. And it says, never take more than four either table or teaspoons. Never.
00:20:55
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And I was halfway through the jar waiting for something to happen. So as a guy who... I'm a professional, though. Yeah. Well, I mean, I agree with you first and foremost.
00:21:05
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I find it amazing that drugs come with instructions on how you're supposed to take them because I i don't know anything. Like, I know about drugs, obviously. yeah You know, I took the D.A.R.E. program. i i I say no to drugs. I say no to drugs and I get in strangers' vans. I don't know. Yeah.
00:21:25
Speaker
Weird comment. That's funny. But ah what is that what is the, and anybody else that's watching, what is the yeah appeal of doing hallucinations and absolutely, or hallucinogens, and absolutely tripping your balls off?
00:21:47
Speaker
I can answer that. ah sounds um It sounds terrifying. I'm asking, this so please answer. For me, life's stressful enough. I need a vacation once in a while.
00:21:59
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I want to take a vacation from everything, including myself. You lose your entire ego. yeah i don't I don't stay on Earth when I do it. If if if I do it the way I like to do I'm not even on Earth. I'm in another goddamn universe.
00:22:13
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Nice. You just see behind everything. There's so much... we're in the matrix, dude. We're in the matrix. That's all I can say. But, but why to just explore your own mind, your own feelings?
00:22:27
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It's everybody should do it once. That's my opinion. In the right environment. It's a great thing.
Recovery and Rest
00:22:37
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I told him I was sure before him. I told him, I was sure before him the other day, but I decided I'm not going to do that, man. I'm, I'm hanging out with you for a little while. We'll get some more company on the panel. I'm going Polite dude, bow out and go the fuck back to my bed because man, I gotta to be regular tomorrow. I'm sick of being sick.
00:22:54
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I've been pushing myself too hard. I can't pull myself too hard.
00:23:01
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Nobody loves me like I love me. And I do love me vigorously and often.
00:23:12
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Yeah, I feel good today, dude. Good. What a difference six solid straight hours of sleep can make. Almost six, I guess. Oh, shit. I woke up an hour ago.
00:23:23
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I got four straight hours. That's still more than I've gotten in a minute. I want to say shout out to the NyQuil night because I think we came back here and laid down about 10, 11 o'clock. And I woke up one time because I'm old.
00:23:37
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But I don't even think I barely remember waking up. I had to piss. And I think I did all that asleep because I came back and And I didn't wake up but this morning until like 10 o'clock, and I was just like, well, I got the most sleep I've gotten and in years, like in one night. You ever had that dream where you're fireman putting out a fire and you wake up soaking wet?
00:24:02
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okay I haven't pissed the bed in some odd years. Yeah. oh It's been months, man. I'm good. but It's been a couple of days. What are you talking about?
Organizational Struggles
00:24:18
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That was the old Glick. That was last week. You need your new Glick, bitches. Sincerely, buddy. Hey, thanks for helping us out. What thumbnails do you need? You have mine, right, for Friday?
00:24:33
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Okay. I'm going to work on another one. That was a temporary fill-in. ah We've been busy. Sue's been busy. She's my manager. She's my digital creator.
00:24:44
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Like you said, TechTard. That's me.
00:24:53
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I got that one that I've been using for Friday night. I took liberties with ha Hump Day Ha Ha's. yeah Yeah, that was a good one. a Scotto did that, right? Yeah, Scotto did the actual picture itself. And then I, like i said, I just tweaked it, put the hump day ha-ha's on there just for a thought. Yeah, that's cool, man. Love it.
00:25:14
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I don't know if Wally's got his ears on still or not, but Wally, if you got your ears on out there, we're going to work on a couple new ones, you and I, or you, whichever. So you have two separate ones for your shows.
00:25:27
Speaker
um So you're not using the same one or... using one that's kind of played out at the end of the day. It's it's good to to to refresh every once in a while, like you it just just to change it up a little bit, every every once in a while.
00:25:42
Speaker
Much like a lady, it's good to keep it fresh. Mordog, I got one for you. He says, what sucks is when you get up to take that 3 a.m. piss from his sleep, and the next morning, you don't know why the carpet in front of the closet is soaked.
00:25:53
Speaker
My in-laws were good. I was still married at the time. i was a heavy drinker back then, and my in-laws were in town. i went out to booze it up with some my buddies. Came home, get housed, went to sleep. I fell all over the place, fell up the steps. so I mean, I was housed.
00:26:10
Speaker
I wasn't driving. Well, don't drink and drive. Don't ever drink and drive. I got two of those bitches. There will not be a third. I figured out what was causing it. Easiest thing in the world to avoid. um Get home trip up the stairs fall over place banging in every goddamn all I mean I was a goddamn bullet a china shop and my wife heard me come in from outside. I was being so I forgot they were even there I didn't even know that my aunts were there anymore forgot all about them when it was dark and shit just walk about get upstairs lay down I Wake up to my wife going Michael.
Drunken Stories and Humor
00:26:42
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What are you doing? What are you doing? to the bathroom?
00:26:45
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where what you yeah bitch i know I'm screaming and freaking out. I wake up the next day, go to put on some pants. I'm like, fuck, are my pants soaking wet?
00:26:56
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What the fuck is this shit? well I don't know. I grabbed pair of socks so off the top of my dresser. They're wet. I'm what the fucking fuck? She goes, you don't know why they're wet? said, no. She goes, you pissed all over me last night.
00:27:09
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I remember. Why is this bitch yelling at me in the bathroom? I looked at the toilet seat in my brain, but in reality, I pulled my goddamn pants drawer out. Stood down and just pissing all over my goddamn dresser. I was like, you. You're bullshitting me. This goddamn dog did this.
00:27:27
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I would not believe her. And then it started started slowly to show it back to me. Dude, I pissed all over all that shit. I did that bunch of times. I just get so fucked up. and ah did My buddy Jeff John a few other fellas, for years they called me the mad pisser. Yes, no, da I know what you're talking about. i was going to say, year years ago, i think my oldest daughter was...
00:27:53
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was a baby at the time. She was only maybe a year old, if that. We went over to some friend's house and we were good deal we were we were having a pretty good time. We had a little party over there and we were having a good time. and Back in those days, I probably drank a little bit heavier than I should.
00:28:09
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and In the middle of the night, I got up. and Now, this is at their house. I'm not very familiar with their house. What I thought was their bathroom was actually well in their living room.
00:28:22
Speaker
Their what? Their treadmill in their living room. I'm just standing there. And I remember having this conversation with my with my buddy and another guy that were there. They're like, hey, what's going on, man? I'm like, oh, no, they're just taking a piss. Why are you guys in the bathroom with me? And they just started laughing.
00:28:39
Speaker
Nobody bothered to say anything to me until the next morning. Because then it was all a big joke about how I stumbled my ass into the living room and was just pissing all over the fucking treadmill. And I'm like, I'm not sure I was in the bathroom. I remember having a conversation with you guys, asking why you guys were in the bathroom with me. what Like, everything.
00:29:03
Speaker
I'm like, wait, it's got this handicap stall with the fucking handles on it. This is wonderful. things You guys stopped me. They're like, bro, we didn't want you piss it all over us. And i was like, yeah, i probably would have, too. I was fucking sh-
00:29:20
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yes like I felt like such an ass, too, because his wife, God bless her, cease she was so calm, cool, collective about it. And I was like, I don't think I would have been able to handle it the same way if somebody just pissed all over my fucking treadmill. I don't think I would have been. walking flipmo cause you get there You understand now. You get it.
00:29:41
Speaker
yeah not Now I would just laugh it off and be like, eh, we'll just wheel it outside and hose it off with the fresher washer. It'll be fine. Well, at first you're probably pissed, but you know what? You've got a great story for the rest of your life.
00:29:52
Speaker
yeah that's a point That's a money in the bank story, dude. Yeah, but you know they really, like I said, great friends. They weren't mad at me. It was just gave them gave them more ammo to make fun of me and pick on me. like i every Even now, I randomly get a message, hey, you remember that time you pissed on my treadmill?
00:30:10
Speaker
yes Yes, I do. Well, I had forgotten it. Thanks for the reminder. That's great. Let's do what we can around here, Moe Dogg. Cheers. That's right.
00:30:25
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Hey, sometimes your best is 70%. It is what it is.
00:30:32
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You do what you can at the end of the day. You do what you can at the end of the day. Well, we can do drum stories one night. I've got so many fucking... We could do drunk stories one night. That'd be fun.
00:30:44
Speaker
Oh, my God. with snare drunk stories I've got so many fucking totally idiotic stories I've done when I'm drunk. I don't do those on stage too much because... There may not have been several laws broken in several of these stories.
00:31:00
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ah We call those the yeah the hold my beer stories. Oh, the roadside stories. Or rest stop, rest stop stories.
00:31:11
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We still have a little bad episode. Oh, yeah. we We used to call those the, well, it was always, hey, Glick, you remember that one time? And I go, yeah, hold my beer.
00:31:23
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It's going to be a story. and i i have a And I have a tendency, some of the stories I get animated with, and I kind of, I'm like acting them out as I'm telling and shit like that. So it's like, hey, hold my beer. Let's go down memory lane. Yeah.
00:31:38
Speaker
Yeah, oh my God. We've got so many of them. Here's one for you real quick. This one time, me and my buddy Jeff, we went out together. It was after Pool League. We were just getting house bar hopping and shit.
00:31:50
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I wake up the next day. and I'm like, holy shit. My car was here, or my car wasn't home. I was like, oh, thank God. Someone drove me home. Who the fuck was it? ah I have no idea. So I just started calling people. Jeff's like, yeah, fool, I took you home. Your car's over here. I'll come get you a little bit.
00:32:07
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He comes to picks me up. And I'm like, dude, why is there mud all down the side of your car? He goes, you don't remember, fool? I said, I had no idea. So we're all way back to his house.
00:32:19
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There are, okay, there's a, I live out in the country. That's why i call it the big city of champion. It's a fucking ironic joke. the um There's fields, fields, fields, big fields right off the road, right off the road.
00:32:32
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We're on this next road after mine, and I notice, For like a mile. There's just turf. Turf. We were like turf and blondes the whole way home. To my house apparently.
00:32:44
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Woo! Shit house drunk in our 30s. Not smart. Not smart.
00:32:54
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we and A mile. Our turf yards, man. It was insane.
00:33:01
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You muted yourself, dog.
00:33:06
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All right. Well, I will ah translate for Glick. What he's saying is, I'm trying to bend over far enough to suck my own toes. ah I was blowing my nose, and I didn't want to just like have my mic on while you were telling your story. and just be like, ah.
00:33:22
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Like three or four shows in a row now. Keep turning my camera and things. I was like, don't even want people to see me blowing my nose. They don't have to have an infection or something, man. i'm I've blown out a pound of blood out of my head this last couple weeks. Jesus Christ. You're not having an aneurysm.
00:33:36
Speaker
I hope so. I'm ready. ah No, we had a ah game back home that got started because this was when I was a teenager because of a night, a late night drive, we'll say. we won't go into any specifics.
00:33:57
Speaker
But deal like I had my big monster truck growing up when I was in high school. And my buddies were like, we were driving back to another friend's house. And I said something about Mud Run. And they're like, we'll bet you won't jump that ditch and go through that field right now. And I said, sco her right off the side of the road, jump the ditch.
00:34:18
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yeah You're not the only one. I've heard about stories from some white people right there. What was your truck? I had a 79 full-size Bronco. Wow.
00:34:28
Speaker
A Bronco was a white suit. No, it was it was Ford Blue. I had a 79 full-size Ford Bronco with a 12-inch suspension lift and a 6-inch body lift on it.
00:34:39
Speaker
Because of your 1-inch little dick? Yeah, because of my little wee man. was in a parking lot with a big, giant truck like that. The ball's hanging out the back. Sue goes, look, he has a tiny dick.
00:34:52
Speaker
He's tingled on it. I was called being 17 years old and and it was it was a beautiful truck. Well, we woke up the next the next ah the next morning and one of our, the next day, we'll say the next day, and one of my buddies who was with us, who was following us, was asleep in the back of my truck.
00:35:12
Speaker
And I was like, he was following us in his car. He had one of those Azuzu sidekicks or whatever. no Dude.
00:35:23
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You can't kill them things. Well, when he jumped the ditch, I guess his Isuzu rolled like three times and we just left it in the field. They were disposable. A geotracker just put it up three of you and put it on the road again. much That's what we did. We went back out to the field and it was like, did anybody hear that? Nope. yeah Put it back up on his wheels. But no, dude, we beat the hell out of that thing. we could I can't tell you how many times that thing had been rolled or flipped or and emerged into a pond and you couldn't kill it.
00:35:55
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You could not. But then from that night on, ditch jumping became a game that we would just randomly do. 100% sober and be like, there's a field, fuck it. Right off the... Needless to say, that's why when I was 19, I had to, well, I i sold my Bronco because it needed what five grand of worth of work into the front end. so Give me a year on that,
00:36:22
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Hello, Hi, Ray. Good to see you. Yes, my my my favorite drunk driving story wasn't me. It was actually a friend of mine that I was taking his drunk ass home.
00:36:36
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And we get back to his house and he lives in a crowded, crowded neighborhood. And instead of telling me to be quiet, he looks at me and goes...
00:36:48
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The people next door got neighbors. That i
00:36:59
Speaker
that happened 15 years ago and I still screw with him about that. Neighbors have neighbors. That's funny. The people next door got neighbors. That's hilarious. g click What year was it when you were flipping that truck around and shit? That would have been like 90 eight ninety nine it was like our day so you were the original jackasses. I was just checking to see if Johnny Knoxville stole that from you. No, this was high school. Oh, yeah. we
00:37:31
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bad we god we were idiots yeah Well, you're you're from you're from the big city like I am. like all lot of me We find things to do. Right. You make your own fun. why it's that before We all have those drunk in a pasture stories.
00:37:52
Speaker
Drinking and then any number of things. Drinking, dirt by trailers, mud. Drinking and all the things that drinking leads to. but I have a buddy of mine who still has two BBs permanently lodged into his chest from, ah what was that? What was it? William Tell who shot the apple with the arrow off? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:20
Speaker
We were drunk, and he was like, shoot these bear cans off my head with the pellet guns. We're like, all right. Whatever. looks look like He's got like two pellets in his chest to this day. Hey, that's better than having zero eyes.
00:38:36
Speaker
Well, yeah. We gave him safety goggles. You fucking liar. You're just trying to make it sound like you're driving. That's all you did, you son of a bitch. I swear to God, his older brother was like, put safety goggles on. And we were all like,
00:38:53
Speaker
Foster Grant glasses do not count as fancy goggles. Like those big painter goggles? Uh-huh. And it was like, what is those going to do?
00:39:04
Speaker
Right? There's a here somewhere. Wait, stop, you dumb bastards. You gotta to use safety glasses. Then the guy who's shooting... All of my dumb drinking stories are when I was in college because in Louisiana, legal drinking age was 18.
00:39:23
Speaker
My drinking stories start from sixth grade. Yeah. you jersey I know this is going to be hard to picture, but I was actually the quiet good girl in high school.
00:39:36
Speaker
I didn't get stupid until I got to college. eat You were stupid. You just didn't get stupid out loud and until college. Yeah, you're right. but you done The reason i don't drink tequila anymore is because of college. Our favorite bar clothes and you could bring whatever size cup you wanted and they would fill it up on until the alcohol was gone.
00:40:02
Speaker
And that was when the convenience store had those. um what did you wow What did you call that kind of a party?
00:40:13
Speaker
We call it a Perry Buffalo party. That's why asked. Oh, okay. This was just the bar was closing. That's what we called it. It's a goodbye party. And, uh, yeah, that was when the convenience stores had those 64 ounce monster cups.
00:40:28
Speaker
And I was doing tequila sunrises all night. Y'all, I was laid out in the grass of my dorm because I could not get up the hill through my dorms.
00:40:39
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I was laid on the grass, holding on to the grass to keep from falling off. And I was telling them, y'all tell Tony, my boyfriend, who's now my husband, where to find my body. And I just laid down in the grass for about four hours until campus security came and made me go to my room.
00:40:59
Speaker
What time of year was it? ah This was in like April. So it wasn't a bad time of year. So 10th grade, super shithouse, November run Thanksgiving break.
00:41:14
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Fell asleep in a puddle for about three and a half hours at a party, a raging party. i This place was being big, a big old place, wealthy family.
00:41:24
Speaker
I jumped off every balcony in that house throughout the night. Indoor and outdoor balcony. This guy called himself the Leaper. I was like, oh, I got the Leaper beat.
00:41:35
Speaker
Fucking Leaper! We're going to have a jumping up off balcony starting contest. yeah Yes, I don't. i did I did my dance with tequila when I was 15. I haven't touched it since.
00:41:51
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I had to do it twice. and It's funny because tequila is one of those alcohols that you drink it all the way through your life like a fish or you have that one story of this is why I don't touch it anymore.
00:42:07
Speaker
For me, it's vodka. I don't fuck fuck with vodka. The smell of vodka makes me feel. almost killed myself in college with vodka. I'll drink like a margarita every once in a while, maybe two margaritas, but that's about the extent of my 15 years old. ah I did that dance.
00:42:25
Speaker
Woke up in a cornfield, tried to figure out where the fuck I was and what the hell happened, and then I was like, Maybe it wasn't just a tequila. So a few months later, I did it again. Woke up in a cornfield. I'm like, yeah, I'm done.
00:42:37
Speaker
I'm never did. that is That is the Mexican destroyer. I'm good. I'm out. No more. Wasn't the last time woke in a cornfield. So probably not the thing that caused me to wake up in a cornfield. But nonetheless. Oh, yeah. We all have a what had happened story. Yeah.
00:43:01
Speaker
or Or you haven't fucking lived, you loser. Right. hey And every time I leave someplace, I'm like, hey, be careful. Fuck you.
00:43:12
Speaker
No epic story ever started with. I left and I was being really careful. Right.
00:43:19
Speaker
Like, no, i want people to look in on my casket and go, hey, do you remember when? And have great stories to tell about me. I don't want them to go, oh, she didn't look her age. She does. She looks so sweet.
00:43:35
Speaker
yeah wo I them going, do you remember when her crazy ass? Yeah. but but but but For my funeral, before they fry me, I'm going to this happen. I'm going be stood up in the casket, level up and down to the flat, and I want people taking selfies and shit with me.
00:43:53
Speaker
capture Oh, absolutely. that I'm going to have a party. I want people to party with my corpse. And I want to screw with people by putting jack-in-the-box under the arrangement on top of my carpet, and whoever fucking catches it is next.
00:44:13
Speaker
Like a wedding, but worse. Exactly. but Sergeant Road Dogg's corpse is to be like, damn, this motherfucker dumped some shit. Exactly. That's exactly what you want.
00:44:26
Speaker
exactly that's exactly what you own I'm not playing my life's game to go into overtime, man. I think I'm going to get pulled out of the game a little early.
00:44:38
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I feel like I'm on borrowed time anyway. so I think I'd make
Family Mortality and Humor
00:44:44
Speaker
it this far. I'm that i'm that big of an idiot. Well, mine is, I'm that retarded, and, ah you know, my dad lived to be 61, my mom lived to be 61, and I'm already 50, so.
00:45:01
Speaker
That doesn't mean everything. Medicine's come a long way. From what I hear, I don't believe in it or doctors, so. I don't. There's no care in health care. I'm not going there. Hello, Kaylee. Hello.
00:45:14
Speaker
da da they says she's not Have her sister stand up with a list And call out all the bitches She didn't like that's why they're there oh Oh yes I already have a deal with My name that I'm close to That when somebody starts Talking about how sweet she is And da da da but I want Sue to hear my stuff She was there for a lot of them yeah Oh yeah i think There is nothing I could say or do that would surprise that man anymore. Not after 30 years.
00:45:51
Speaker
I feel like feel like if I go out the way I want to go out, basically the same way I came in, screaming covered in blood, there'll be a closed casket. But... No, I always picture your Glick going out doing some 25-year-old with a big old smile in his face in the nursing and home. Yeah.
00:46:12
Speaker
Well, I just imagine people are going to go, surprised you made it this long. You a good run. They're going to be our boss going, all right, who won the pool? Exactly.
00:46:25
Speaker
You've been going for an hour and a half for a long time. In the death pool, guys, well, we do not, I keep forgetting I'm with you. Yeah, I'm at you. Yeah.
00:46:39
Speaker
members and extended members of the network. So people who like watch and are regulars and people who are on the network, I'm adding them because really we started this year with six participants in the death pool.
00:46:55
Speaker
And we have... Oh, add me, add me. Three participants in the Deadpool this year, or the Angel of Death right now. It's me, Rick, and Wally. And I ran away with it at the beginning of the year, so I haven't really had to worry about anything. But, yeah, we started with six at the beginning of the year, and now we're down to three participants.
00:47:17
Speaker
Is anybody somebody else picturing Brittany going... I beat out Mandy. I beat out Michael. I beat out Glenn. She's going down the list checking us all off.
00:47:33
Speaker
That's going to be her death toll is all of our names. and and then We're the only celebrity she knows. yeah we'll be actually yeah I've got to get with everybody because we'll be doing that again here in a few weeks. We'll be doing for 2026.
00:47:51
Speaker
do you want to go Do you want me to organize it you don't have to worry about that thing? If you want to. I'm good with lists and shit like that and keep an organization. I can't do that. And then I'll feed it to Sue and then it's perfect because it'll never get fucked up again.
00:48:06
Speaker
please yeah love the ill future michael is quickly becoming the nonset stickers harry but but i just was saying first with this i you ask you learn to help me with some like tech shit i' I'm trying to learn it.
00:48:22
Speaker
i' kind of stepped away from technology a long time ago and getting back into it after probably two decades is not easy I'm so busy remembering everything for my mom, taking care of her.
00:48:34
Speaker
i can't remember my shit. I'm just'm just talking about important appointment two weeks ago because I was so busy talking about her shit, I totally forgot about my shit.
00:48:45
Speaker
It was something I didn't tell Sue about. See, I have to get my schedule to Sue makes sure I'm there. If it doesn't get to Sue, Mike's not doing it. Well, I still have... a Well, MoDawg, you got to get her name right. Maybe she'll say hi back.
00:49:00
Speaker
It's Kaleana. Get it right. wait and don't I can't wait to read it. Looking forward to it. yeah ah now well for i still have I still have the rules. I have all that. I have the rules and all that.
00:49:16
Speaker
I'm going to say all the names. That's all I'm going worry about. yeah We'll just have to put together another for 2026. another list for twenty twenty six But... yeah feel like I feel like as far as like people we're allowed to pick, we're going to be able to pick people on the network and pick people that are extended family of the network. and They don't necessarily have to die.
Network Changes and Enjoying Life
00:49:35
Speaker
If you pick network members or extended network members, they can just leave and you still get points for it. If we have to have another readout session. Yeah, we've lost a lot this year. and i could I could have had a million points if we'd been able to pick... former former members of the name moving ah la figure Well, there's so few of us that have staying power.
00:50:03
Speaker
this was specific Only the sarcastic. That's what we need to do. nontistical Nonsense t-shirts that say only the sarcastic survive. We're not built for the soft around here. No, we are not.
00:50:21
Speaker
you get offended, don't come here. The sad part about it is I know that I'm completely know.
00:50:32
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unapologetic about it i
00:50:36
Speaker
but Life is too short to keep quiet. Some people should, though. Because the shit they say dumb and or do the next earthquake e or completely 100% fabricated. No, no, no. I love it when the stupid people run their mouths because it gives me so much food for my sarcasm.
00:50:58
Speaker
what Other people are listening and they're thinking, oh, wow, I can get behind that. Don't let the dude stand on a box. He's going to have followers eventually. And that's g good that's why the network keeps dying. You're so underhanded and dirty dealing and backstabbing. You're such a piece of shit. You're not genuine at all. your dirt bag You're You're harbor. And nobody wants to be around you.
00:51:21
Speaker
That's why I'm here. I'm a degenerate, too. are you calling What I'm hearing is you're calling me a charlatan.
00:51:32
Speaker
How dare you, sir? How dare you? Because I live in a glass house like the Stone Stones, that's why. I live in a glass house, so I'm going to be a Stone of Stones at you.
00:51:50
Speaker
No. I'm sorry, I slept right on you there. I was just saying, I'm where I want to be and where i belong then. it's like Love me or hate me. I am who I am at the end of the day. don't
00:52:03
Speaker
know. At the end of the day, I'd really rather put up with the bullshit that I know than the bullshit that I don't. so yeah a I don't want to have to train new assholes.
00:52:18
Speaker
I'll follow suit sister. look I look at it this way. That's a big but um in the back
00:52:34
Speaker
but Life's too short, man. I'm not here for a long time. I'm here for a good time at the end of the day. I don't i don't have time to be serious and take things and take every little thing personally. like
00:52:48
Speaker
Life is serious and hard enough without being and just complete and total tool to make it worse. Mm-hmm. That's right. you know it's company It's true. It's true, true, true.
00:53:00
Speaker
Cut up, laugh it off, and move on with your life. If you can't, then you do not belong here. Our good friend Arliss once said, man, good friends, good booze is good for the soul. Good friends, good whiskey, good women.
00:53:18
Speaker
school I left things out for a reason. Yeah. I've got a good a good woman.
00:53:35
Speaker
Good woman. I wouldn't go far so far as to say I'm a good woman, but I am good to him. That's all that matters. That's what I meant to you. You're a woman. I've got the worst in suit. She's my favorite person in the world.
00:53:48
Speaker
You know you've been together too long when you just randomly look at each other and slip each other off. I said that and he flipped me off. Where to, Grodd? This happened this afternoon. Sue, what were we watching?
00:54:02
Speaker
but We both said the same thing at the exact same time. yeah hope it was ah It was an Epstein show. It was ah Filthy Rich. it was on Netflix. It was called Filthy Rich, ah the Epstein story.
00:54:13
Speaker
and At some point, he said something. and It was the beginning of lyrics. We both said the rest of the lyric at the same time. in the dude It was fucking hilarious.
Documentaries and Morbid Interests
00:54:24
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I'll hear that.
00:54:27
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Only Sue and I can watch the most awful shit on television. like We led those like those documentaries about fucked up shit because we're creepy. Like Lacey Simpson and a bunch of other ones. and Or Lacey Peterson, rather.
00:54:40
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ah We get all the snarky, shitty comments about stuff. And I said, oh god yeah bad why are we such awful people? Sue says, I don't know, but it's fun.
00:54:51
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It's not, though. And I have a feeling that you think the same way we do about this. I've watched those things not because I'm like into the tragedy of it.
00:55:02
Speaker
It's the of it. You know, you' watching how their wheels turn and I'm being fascinated with, you know, what makes that switch flip, you know, for me, it's a fascination. It's, it's a dumb founder. I'm completely dumbfounded by it.
00:55:18
Speaker
How do people do things that they do and justify it and think it's okay. I, Well, I've been watching this series. It's called ah Living with the Serial Killer. I don't know if you've ever seen it or not.
00:55:30
Speaker
and They always talk about how dumbfounded they are when they find out. And I'm like, okay, my husband can't go to the bathroom without me knowing he's doing something in my house.
00:55:45
Speaker
I can't imagine. you know what mean? Oh, he's cutting up a body in the in in the shed and I have no poll clue no clue what was going on. like Yeah. You'd be surprised.
00:55:59
Speaker
there's ah There's a podcast that I listen to and it's it's about serial killers and stuff like that. What's it called? It's on the podcast. I can't remember what it's called. It's part of the podcast, which is a network. of They do paranormal, true crime, serial killers. they do a little bit everything.
00:56:16
Speaker
But I listen to a lot of different podcasts that i cover serial killers and stuff like that. But one of the things that they do on this podcast that I really like is they dive into the psychology of of the serial killer and and and whatnot.
00:56:30
Speaker
And, man, it is so fascinating how they – because they don't just talk about the the crimes, but they talk about their childhood and their upbringing and and and this, that, and the other thing.
00:56:43
Speaker
but it's on the podcast. They're on Spotify. You can find them. at that and listen Listening to their justifications of it. You know what I mean? and it ah The one thing that always fascinates me about serial killers is how easily they compartmentalize everything and that they can just completely shut that piece off.
00:57:07
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i wow loves my eyes Hey, you mentioned the paranormal flick. Do you know who Matthew Emsch is? That name sounds familiar. He's from Struthers, Ohio.
00:57:19
Speaker
Struthers is like 25 minutes from me. Okay. He still lives there. He had an in-person encounter with a dog man in Youngstown.
00:57:30
Speaker
That's a cryptid. Right. Nice. You're into that stuff, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to say I know him or anything, but I'm local from the area. i'm going to reach out to him and try to see if he'll come in and talk with That would be so cool. I feel like it's interesting, and I'd like to sit with you guys. Do you want to try get an interview with Matthew Hinch?
00:57:51
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely. we'll we'll do be roadball why want to re I'm local. I might be able to get him to do it. He does a lot of podcasts. He's done through the years. His story holds from stut like telling to telling to telling.
00:58:03
Speaker
I love that stuff. The cryptids, the paranormal, the true crime, ah serial killers. I love all that stuff. I've tried to do some one-offs and some different types of shows on this network since I've created it because I would like to talk about that stuff. But absolutely, we could we could do a we could do a show with him if he's interested.
00:58:23
Speaker
I would love to. If he had an experience with, and I know exactly what you're talking about. Oh, you've heard it? Oh, yeah. Dude, there's not much in Ohio that I don't know about as far as paranormal and cryptids and stuff like that.
00:58:38
Speaker
Do you listen to What Lies Beneath on YouTube? I have seen their stuff. Almost all of his stories, a ton of them were are in Ohio. Yeah. one ah One of the tags is, this is why I try to avoid Ohio. And he tells this one story. Yeah, it's pretty wild.
00:58:53
Speaker
You know, Ohio's got some crazy, crazy people that see a lot of crazy things. but and And a tangible thing, like a dog man, that's something get behind.
Paranormal and Cryptid Interests
00:59:05
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likena and shit Like manipulation shit.
00:59:08
Speaker
The Russians, all that stuff. If they were doing it, we were doing it. We're doing a bank.
00:59:14
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Yeah, Ohio has ah a very large, I won't say one of the largest, but it has a very large squash community. People, of different areas of Ohio that have seen.
00:59:27
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Hocking Hills is Bigfoot country. Coshocton, Chillicothe, out in that area, that's Bigfoot country. Salt Fork, that's Bigfoot country. fault or I'm almost positive Ohio's three, number three on the list for Bigfoot sightings.
00:59:41
Speaker
I knew it was up there, but a lot of those those Bigfoot shows that are all on TV and stuff, they've all been they've all been here a million times. oh They're doing some Louisiana a bunch for Sasquatch sightings, too. Of course, we have Sasquatch and the Rougarou, so same difference. What's the other one?
01:00:00
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The Rougarou? Rougarou. Yeah, sorry, I went a little Louisiana on you. My accent came out. Yeah.
01:00:10
Speaker
Where the hell is everybody? I know. Why is he taking me up here?
01:00:19
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How's Mandy Big? What's going on? What's new?
01:00:22
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Yeah, somebody else jump up here. Don't leave me with these two crazies. Tired of talking. Somebody come up around. She's like, this is the longest that I've had to talk.
01:00:39
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That and I'm usually here later. MoDog, I did an overnight hunt at the ah Trans-Allegheny I'll be back in a little while, y'all. Trans-Allegheny Asylum.
01:00:57
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and I didn't see anything. They were telling me stories about these particular places that are hot spots. In this one room, there was a guy that was there and it was his chair and had to stay there if anyone touches cherry freak out people had been fucking with his chair in the place and they had experiences so what i did was i said so the chair supposed to be here said yeah and they put in that closet there yeah and that's where he got attacked he said yeah so i said may i i mean i'm of the group which kind of sucked i wanted to be just paired up or whatever but yeah i took the chair
01:01:37
Speaker
into that closet, sat on it. There was a light in the closet. I said, all right, listen up and help me. God, something happens. I put the light off, pulled the door shut started talking shit. I got your chair, bitch. What to about it? I'm trying to force an encounter. I want to believe.
01:01:54
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I want to believe. I have nothing yet other than one simple experience. But to this day, i can't explain it. It was too perfect. It couldn't happen the way it happened.
01:02:06
Speaker
What up, Mark? How's going? It Ouija experience, actually. It was weird. Yeah, nothing happened. Kayla and her brother-in-law and nephew, they went to Trans-Allegheny, too. yes It's neat.
01:02:18
Speaker
I actually have family history there. What are the places that are on my book of paranormal I'd like to go to? It's a neat place. There's a supposedly a young girl there, and if you roll the ball, she'll roll it back and stuff like that.
01:02:33
Speaker
We were in that room and talking to her, trying to be nice. and Again, I'm trying to force encounters. I want this to happen. I'm sorry to wait on that one. There's this other one. now There's this entity they call ah the the wolf called the wolf.
01:02:47
Speaker
and They're like, yeah, if you go down this hallway alone in the dark, and sometimes shit happens. I said, all right, everybody, be super quiet. Be super quiet. I'm to try again. I walk way down this hallway, and the lights are off. It's black. i don't want a light or anything. I want to be in the dark. and As I'm walking, I'm like, all right, Wolf, huh?
01:03:05
Speaker
Wolf, you're shit. You're just little puppy bitch. Come on, bring it on, Wolf. I got you right can't do shit. I'm talking mad shit to the Wolf. This girl in our group goes, oh nothing, nothing at all.
01:03:19
Speaker
no Well, I... You got to take a guy that can actually talk to spirits and, you know, have like regular conversations with them so that you you know. Hey, up? Who are you, man? What's going You want to hang out? Want play some canasta?
01:03:34
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are Sorry, the house is a mess. Didn't know you were coming. But come on. I would have dusted.
01:03:43
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Yeah, man. What a goon. That guy was a fool. What a fucking mob. Yeah. as As a believer, I'm just like, I can't. And then start dunking and dodging questions. I'm like, yeah, um i'm ah yeah I'm tapping out.
01:03:59
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I can't. Welcome to the club, Mark. Welcome to the club, buddy. You were hoping the show's going
01:04:12
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No, man, I would love to. That's an idea that I've had for a long time, just haven't had the right person. or, you know, to to kick it off with. But I would love to do a show. And again, a show, miss not necessarily every week, maybe every other week or maybe once a month or something like that so you have time to prepare and do the... Right. Get some real research in. Right.
01:04:34
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But 100% do paranormal encryptids and cryptids and shit like that. Aliens. I'd throw aliens in there. I'm not a i'm not a a big, big believer in aliens, but at the end of the day... you fucking kidding me?
01:04:48
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You would have to be a fool. Sorry for anybody who's not a believer, but you would have to believe be a fool to believe that there's no other life in this universe.
01:05:00
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So you but you do believe in aliens? is I do believe in aliens. but i But again, like you said with ghosts, I don't have definitive proof. I got you. I got you. what I want proof. like i want i want like I want my little homie to show up and and drink beer with me. And then that little alien like goes home and he tells the first ever drunky drunk night story you know that nobody's ever heard from his planet because they don't they don't know what alcohol is. And they're like, I met this Sasquatch.
01:05:28
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I think he's a guy, but he said he's a Sasquatch. And he gave me this delicious beverage and we had a really good time. And then we went like mud running in a Suzuki sidekick. He's going to go back to his fucking ah home planet with a bunch of pictures and a giant dick on his head drawn on his head from when he passed out.
01:05:46
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fuck He's going to go with a dodo super glued to his head. He's going to be like, I'm a unicorn. That's awesome, Moda. Yeah, again, i I've had very compelling experiences. One in particular.
01:06:00
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Very compelling. But at the same time, and incontrovertible proof to me.
01:06:09
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I find it super interesting. I want to believe. I'm hopeful. Does that count? Yeah. i mean, so you're you're ah you're ah you're you're kind of you're on the fence. You're not necessarily a full-blown skeptic, but you're not a full-blown believer yet. You want, like me with knowledge, you want that proof.
01:06:27
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Yeah. true Like, I've had a ton of experiences, and I've had a ton of things happen to me. The only downfall is, is on You were probably drunk at the time. mean All I can do is tell you all yeah all i do is tell you the stories because it was like cell phones and stuff like that.
01:06:46
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Exactly
Beliefs in Aliens and Deities
01:06:47
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that, MoDog. An optimistic skeptic. I want to believe, but I don't have proof. But it's like, people aliens? Seriously, you believe in aliens? Why is believing in aliens stupid or crazy or fringe?
01:07:01
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But believing in an all-powerful entity is A-OK. Yeah. They're the same thing. They're just as plausible as God. More so, in my opinion, more so. That or you have the people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in aliens and then make fun of people who believe in aliens. It's just like, you know, it's kind of the same thing at the end of the day. That's why said I'm on that same, like, I would be an asshole to say that aliens don't exist.
01:07:31
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But at the same time, I've never met one.
01:07:35
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As far as I know of. I've never seen you and an alien in the same place at the same time. Yeah. You know, as far as I know of, I've never met one. I don't know. Men in Black had me questioning a lot of things. Men in Black had me. What a fun movie. Why does he see so fucking cool?
01:07:55
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Then he became a duck. A duck to his G.I. i Jane wife.
01:08:04
Speaker
Keep my wife's name out your motherfucking mouth like me Like Eddie Murphy said you shaved him down and tell him how to speak, didn't you? What the fuck does mean Gus? How do you know success watches don't know how to speak?
01:08:29
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That's true. How many swatches do you know? I'm your only example And I'm just a smart-ass beer-drinking asshole. So we're all the same way. We've got to kick it, brother.
01:08:45
Speaker
I like how your your brain works. I like the cut of your jib, sir. I'm trying to get MoDog up here. We're going to a gay bar. He'll be in eventually. we MoDog and I are going to a gay bar. I'm taking him to his first ever gay bar.
01:08:57
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one i eight There's one right along the corner from where we're doing the show on New Year's Eve, bro.
Upcoming Events and Excitement
01:09:02
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he father It's called no shit. Michaels.
01:09:08
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That's awesome. I'm lying, I'm dying. That's awesome.
01:09:15
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If I'm lying, I'm dying. It's called Michaels. o and I'm really looking forward to New Year's Eve, dude. I'm something.
01:09:29
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I think we're both, Kayla and I are both, or as Modalk would say, Kayla and I are both pretty excited. We're both looking forward to it. We're looking forward to meeting Kayla. She's looking forward to wearing her dress. I'm looking forward to her wearing her dress. Because Glick wants to take him to the Squatch's sack of fun club. Squatch's sack of fun club.
01:09:55
Speaker
It's a real nice place. Very secluded. I'm looking forward to the museum. I think it'll be a good time. I think it'll be fun. um I know, Will. It's my ah third consecutive New Year's Eve award in Ohio.
01:10:08
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ah Every last show is a banger. Every last show. And again, I'm just really looking forward to bringing in the 2025 World Series of Comedy Champion. Blake, I'm not understating it when I tell you this. It's just real. It's an industry competition, and it's the biggest, most prestigious competition in comedy in the United states
01:10:30
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States. Shut up, Bodah. Did you see his comment? i was looking it I was looking it up. um I was looking up... um um
01:10:43
Speaker
What? Good call. i was looking Why can't I never remember his name? Robert Colbert. Robert Colbert Jr. Yeah, I was looking up the World Series of comedy and I was looking up some his stuff. he He seems pretty funny. He seems like he's all right. He might do all right in this comedy stuff.
01:11:01
Speaker
maybe He may be decent. He may be all right. I don't know. I mean, he's going to be in your shadow. He's going to be in the presence of a real champion, of a true champion come New Year's Eve.
01:11:16
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Michael. I'm bringing a photo on New Year's Eve. you Really happy for him to win that. I've known Rob for years. I've known Rob for years. He's a great guy. Really fun to work with. I'm really looking forward to this. We've done several shows together. And he loves to roast. He's really fun doing it.
01:11:34
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I sent him a couple clips to give an idea of who you are. but Really looking forward to it. Really looking forward to it. I don't like that snotty guy, though. He's a piece of shit.
01:11:45
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We should beat him up. Like six or seven. You have an excellent memory. I know. I can't believe that happened to that kid. He's such a good, sweet guy. He's a great kid.
01:11:58
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I met him at your wedding. We had fun that night. did You interviewed him. He was on Glick. Oh, no, you weren't there. Glick stops a comedy. I took over that night. You weren't there. I was there. No, yeah I had you. It was you, Snotty, and... Yeah, Marco.
01:12:14
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Marco. Yeah, Marco. Oh, yeah, it was Marco because Marco was at the house with me. Because Marco and I were hanging out backstage. And Marco doesn't remember. we We hung out backstage for like an hour. We talked at your wedding. And he still doesn't remember me.
01:12:30
Speaker
Marco has a lot of things in his life that affect the memory. yeah But what was saying. I was just hanging out with Marco yesterday. He popped onto the movie show with me. Yeah, last night. you Because I was in the comments. And he said something. And he was like, I don't know that guy. I should meet him. And you're like, you guys sat at the same table at the wedding. Yeah.
01:12:51
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ah That's funny. Every time he talks about the wedding, talks about Margo. like That dude seemed really cool, but he just he would never sit down.
01:13:03
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Oh, he was ah he was a ah he was all all over the place. As he put it last night, he said, man, don't remember lot of people from your wedding because there was a constant cloud of smoke over my head, man.
01:13:18
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boy here he He came back in at one time and he was like, Who the fuck hired the cops? Why the fuck are the cops here? Don't they know that I'm high as hell?
01:13:29
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And the other guy at the table was like, it's legal here. He was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go smoke in front of their face. I'll be right back. And then he was gone for an hour. What the hell is he doing? else's he do
01:13:44
Speaker
Dude was a mess. He's not a mess. He was just everywhere. Like, God, man. Put a leash on him. And his poor girlfriend or wife or she's a saint. I call her sister Rochelle. That's why. It's a really good friend of mine. I've known her for a long time, too. has to be a saint, man, to to put up with it. I he's a bad guy. He's just a liar.
01:14:05
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I get it. I run Margot to death. i can't believe they still kick it, honestly. I thought he would have ruined that by now. I love her show. She's awesome. we called she She's my sister.
01:14:17
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She's from another mister.
01:14:21
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Be back in a few. We'll be here. You know where we'll be. She's lucky my fat ass won't be up on stage.
01:14:31
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Yeah, man. If he shows up, ah tell me what you need. I want some stills. That'd be great. Let me get some headshots, dude. If you if you're going to be here, I could probably line up a bunch of people that would love to have you for headshots, Modok.
01:14:43
Speaker
Now that you're gone, I'll tell you that. What the fuck is wrong with me? Oh, hey, that you're leaving, let me let me make you an offer. leaving ah he wasnt that queen That's proof right there. He wants you to give him head, and he'll then give you shots.
01:15:02
Speaker
Close your eyes. You'll never know the difference. Or shots. uplo She's a biter.
01:15:12
Speaker
Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's all we had the other night, man. I'm looking forward to some of the stuff we're planning for the network. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uncle Daddy and the Godfather. I think that should be the name of our show.
01:15:26
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Ha, ha, ha.
01:15:32
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yes I got you, bitch. Think about it. Who wouldn't click on that one time? Who wouldn't? yeah will that's so So what you're saying is we're like we're like heroin. The first one's free and then we got you. Yes, exactly.
01:15:47
Speaker
It's clickbait, right? yeah Uncle Daddy and the Godfather. What the fuck? It sounds like old school like morning zoo radio. Chucklehead radio. Welcome to the Godfather.
01:16:04
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97.6, The Funny Farm. it gives those Give us an intro for our for our morning show, our morning zoo show. Go. God, I was, oh, man, see, now you just got to let it happen.
01:16:18
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but that
01:16:22
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That's the kind of cheese you can get out of this part. That's it. That's what you think. Dude, I... i grew up but yeah i grew up I grew up listening there i've been listening to radio forever.
01:16:35
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audience radio brand voices I know I would have to you know censor myself, but radio is the ultimate goal, man. Radio
Radio Industry Skepticism vs Success
01:16:43
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is the dream. and I know I'm like 44 years old. it's like dude it's ti oh like I'm to stop you right there, dude. If you're not Howard Stern, radio is not for you.
01:16:53
Speaker
There's no money in it. I used to be on the radio. There's no money in it. There's no money in it. I was an on-air personality. Stations are going fucking bankrupt, man. I was getting, at the end of it, I had to leave. because He wanted me to run the board for some tickets to Waldemere fucking Park.
01:17:08
Speaker
Well, there's a lot of radio stations out there that will beg to differ with your opinion and tell you that there's still a market and there's still money to be had in. but not the kind of money.
01:17:19
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You want to be Howard Stern. no he's yeah i'm I'm saying that kind of money. that That's what I would assume. well no i want so like I listen to i listened to a radio station out of Tampa.
01:17:31
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I think in the radio market, I think Tampa's like 15th, 16th, something like that in the market. um The morning show, mike the Mike Calca show in the morning, um mike mike makes Mike makes a lot of money. Mike does really good as far as money goes.
01:17:48
Speaker
But the state the bone is just that's all I do. They do basically what we do, but censored. You know, obviously FCC, they can't. And and their hosts, they do pretty well. I don't need to be a billionaire. I don't need – and they're not Howard Stern. They're not – Howard Stern, I've never been a fan of Howard Stern.
01:18:10
Speaker
I've always thought of him. used to be. I started putting, the – Eric the retard or whoever it was. Making fun of mentally handicapped people is not my bag. Also, at the end of the day, I'm going to go ahead and say this about Howard Stern. Is Howard Stern that talented, or is it the lackeys that he had behind It used to be a fun show.
01:18:30
Speaker
Howard started to see as i i say about LeBron James. He was a great basketball player until he started buying into his own hype. Once you believe you're the greatest, you stop striving. And you hear some of the horror stories from people that work for Howard?
01:18:45
Speaker
Dude, Obi and Anthony, man. Did you ever see that video? Obi and Anthony, right? They are in the same building as Howard Stern, okay? When Howard's walking in, every hallway, every stairway, every fucking place he has to walk through to get to his office is cleared by security.
01:19:04
Speaker
closed off behind doors and shit so we can walk through unbothered. That's nothing bullshit.
01:19:15
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I've never been a big Howard fan because I mean i know like we got a little ah local station down here, WNCI. Their morning zoo, Dave and Jimmy, um they've been doing their show. I grew up listening to them and they're still doing their show today. so They've been going for Close to probably fucking 40 years. And when when Howard was syndicated in Columbus, they crushed him.
01:19:41
Speaker
They bumped him. That's cool. When Opie and Anthony were syndicated into Columbus, they crushed him. That was never an Opie and Here and there, they were good, but not consistently. Yeah, here and there, it wasn't so much Opie and Anthony that I liked, but I did like that they had...
01:19:59
Speaker
they did have connections with, like, they had a lot of friends that were in comedy, and I've always loved stand-up comedy. So it was kind of cool seeing some of the comedian, or hearing, let me rephrase that, hearing some of the comedians come through and do their show. But, like, again, Mike Calta that I listen to, he he's really good friends with, like, christ him and Chrysler have known each other for 20-some-odd years. Chrysler's from the Tampa area.
01:20:23
Speaker
He's really good friends with Bobby Kelly and... And a whole bunch of other comedians, so they always have them on their show. Look at that. Oh, yeah. Who was your niece?
01:20:34
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If you don't mind me asking, Mo Dog. As a producer, she probably was behind the mic once. The morning... ah Oh, she if she was at W... Was she on the morning zoo at all?
01:20:46
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There's nobody that doesn't get mic time on the morning zoo. The girl that's on the show with them now, Kelsey, she started out when I was in high school. She was an intern, and now she's a part of the show. She's been a part of the show for years.
01:21:02
Speaker
How about Bob and Tom? You ever listen to They were another one that were very... yeah
01:21:11
Speaker
Hacky. They're hacky as fuck. i hate I don't think Bob and Tom are funny. It drives me crazy.
01:21:20
Speaker
It's like that Rogue with Morning Glory. do you I can't stand it when she talks. I don't like Rover. the other client she Yeah, exactly. He's a pussy. ah such Sounds familiar. It's been upon how long ago. she Hell, even when I moved to Charleston, I still listened to the Morning Zoo for a long time until I found... ah i used to listen... and Because Bubba Love Sponge was syndicated in Charleston.
01:21:45
Speaker
And I used to listen to him... Bubba Love Sponge, brother! I listened to him for like six months and I was like, I cannot stand this cat. But I was still listening to the morning zoo. um I would listen on the app on my phone.
01:21:59
Speaker
Oh, excuse me. And listening to Bubba the Love Sponge because he was out of Tampa and he was on that one or two, five, the bone. So he was the morning guy. Calta was in the the midday or the afternoon midday after him.
01:22:15
Speaker
And I started listening to Mike Calta. And then when they fired Bubba, Kautza took over mornings. I just started listening to the whole bone lineup. Um, and I still do that. That's what I listened to all day long is one or two, five, the bone.
01:22:29
Speaker
And I mean, are they, are they like billionaires? Like, I mean, Kautza definitely makes millions of dollars a year, no doubt, because like he is, he is what I am here. Like he is the, the, the the face, the voice, you know, whatever. Uh,
Building a Name in Media
01:22:46
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but, uh,
01:22:48
Speaker
But all the other hosts, they make good money too. And they've been around for a long time. and they've been doing it for a long time. So for me, jumping into it now, would it take me a while to make money? Probably. you know But it's still a dream. It's something I would love to do.
01:23:03
Speaker
um And I can still do this on the side. you know Not even on the side. I can still do this like we do. But you could be just as popular as a radio personality doing this and make all the money for yourself versus...
01:23:18
Speaker
It can't happen. We just need to keep building the audience, that's all. Yeah. put me out Quality content and building the audience. Yeah. We just got chicks Wednesday and Friday, man. Those shows suck.
01:23:30
Speaker
One day and Thursday ain't any better. I'm just saying. Tuesdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sunday are the only good things happening right now. I'm just kidding.
01:23:43
Speaker
Hold on a damn second, Sarge.
01:23:47
Speaker
Sorry, Joe. Just as you said, hey, I'll be right back. I thought of something. Like I said, I wasn't saying nobody's getting paid. if you want to come up here, get a hold of me. um i'll If you come in here, I'll drop my phone number in the private chat.
01:24:00
Speaker
I can probably get a lineup of comedians who would want some headshots from a professional photographer. I mean, you want if you're interested, let me know. if you're not, that's cool, too. I'm not twisting your arm. not going to force anything, but...
01:24:15
Speaker
Yeah, nobody comes up and does something i ask them to do for free. My shows everybody gets paid. Except for Glick.
01:24:25
Speaker
You're not a performer, you're a bitch. I'm required to be there for a meet and greet. I should be getting paid. Yeah, the network's going to get a bite of this. I want to start putting a little money into the network.
01:24:40
Speaker
Nobody wants to meet you fucking losers. They're all coming to meet me. Get their pictures with the champ. I may even let them wear the belt. Who knows? ah You want to take a picture me with my belt on or off?
01:24:55
Speaker
Cost extra if you want it off. Leave it on. Leave it on. I find it sexy.
01:25:03
Speaker
You remember back in the day Shawn Michaels did that photo shoot and he was naked except for the Intercontinental Championship? I don't. it was that It was like, ah you watched wrestling back then. It was all like, it wasn't it wasn't like. year Roughly what year? Ballparking.
01:25:16
Speaker
Oh, God. That would have been like the DX heyday. So like the mid-90s, late-90s. Yeah, I might have seen it, but I doubt it. um I wasn't watching it. I wasn't the print media or anything like that. Like, you used to get WWF Magazine when I was a kid. Yeah. so yeah it I stepped out of wrestling when I started fucking.
01:25:34
Speaker
When you started fucking? Yes.
01:25:39
Speaker
I watched so much wrestling in middle school and shit, I had wrestling dreams. It was crazy.
01:25:48
Speaker
Once I put a titty in my mouth, it was all over. Yeah, no, i think I think it was like... It was a...
01:25:56
Speaker
it was a... ah Okay, yeah, I don't know why Facebook is having issues with it. Anyways, sorry. Um... i was Yeah, he did a photo shoot, and it was like in the DX era. I think it was the Intercontinental Championship, but it was just him doing the iconic Shawn Michaels pose where he was flexed and had the legs stretched out. and he just had the I think Chyna might have been holding the belt or something like that. Was Playgirl or WWF? It wasn't Playgirl, but Shawn Michaels, I do believe, I think, unless this is a Mandela effect, I think Shawn Michaels did pose in Playgirl.
01:26:32
Speaker
You know that? Yeah, i knew that. That's one sexy old man. That was. No, he is. He did.
01:26:43
Speaker
i know. I like him cold dead and six foot under. Stop waiting for a nice, refreshing cold one.
01:26:55
Speaker
Where's Britt? Britt's feeling well. She's getting so much needed rest. If he can find himself some other company, I'm gonna do the same thing. and I don't leave by himself. Plus, it's nice to unwind little bit. I've been feeling so crabby.
01:27:10
Speaker
The shows and my wife are the only thing positive I've got going right now. keep me Are you feeling invested? like that What? ah Kayla.
01:27:25
Speaker
ah she was She used to watch wrestling, and we watch wrestling, so she's getting back into
Cross-Promotion in Wrestling
01:27:30
Speaker
it. And I was just like, hey, will you grab me a couple beers? I was trying not to be loud, and she was just fully invested into
01:27:39
Speaker
this match. I was watching fun to watch, but not by myself. like When we were there doing the WrestleMania watch party, that was fun. I had a lot of fun doing it. Except for all the shouting that out out the window.
01:27:52
Speaker
Well... Yeah, she was like fully engrossed. I'm like, are you awake? She says, yeah. She says, I'm waiting on Bailey to kick this bitch's ass. ah Why what?
01:28:05
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Oh.
01:28:10
Speaker
Does she really get it? She's like, kick her out of pussy and stuff like that. Yeah. oh yeah no i dinner I'm surprised at how quick.
01:28:22
Speaker
She's gotten into it and started following it and she's got wrestlers she already can't stand and wrestlers that she I'm not that far into it. she's like She's like, i don't even know who that guy is, but i don't like him. I'm like, yeah, he's a dick. I've got a question for you. How is Cena's heel turn?
01:28:44
Speaker
It's already done. The heel turn is done. oh no the the heel turn is done But how roll his final match is tonight.
01:28:57
Speaker
so so but Oh, it's December. I just had a first time. forgot about that. So they're doing Saturday night main event tonight. And his match this is his last match tonight. So tonight they have the My Time Is Now. That's the theme.
01:29:12
Speaker
So they have NXT wrestlers that are pairing up with are going up against wrestlers on the main roster tonight. What do you think those crossovers? Do you like those? um I love the cross promotion.
01:29:27
Speaker
ah I love that WWE has finally partnered up or bought into TNA and you see wrestlers from TNA on w WWE. you see wrest I've been buying into TNA since fifth grade.
01:29:40
Speaker
Yeah, you see WWE wrestlers. Joe Hendry showed up at WrestleMania as the TNA world champion. No way. Yeah. What? Yeah, he you know. have no idea what you're talking about, Glick. I'm being sarcastic.
01:29:57
Speaker
Again, i don't think she's ever been on the panel. So, let me read it for you. So, why doesn't Kayla want to be on the panel again? Oh. ah thought no but Yeah, um' um I'm illiterate. I'm retarded.
01:30:10
Speaker
Speaking of retarded. You're welcome, my dog. Hello. How you doing today? Hi, Poppy. What's up, Sean? We got. Hello.
01:30:22
Speaker
Lizard Nuts is in here. Hey, Shaman, I'm going need you to get control of the Shamanverse. They were going after each other in the chat earlier. Who was it? The Shamanverse, yeah. The Shamanverse. Oh, the Shamanverse? Yeah, those guys are crazy.
01:30:37
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I'll tell you what. Can't live with them, can't live without them. Yeah, you know. i was so I was uploading shows and I jumped over into the studio. i don't even know what I was checking.
01:30:49
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aye And I see that I just lost my shit. I said, this motherfucker. I was getting pissed because I kept writing shit. And then I go to another account and I come back and it was fucking gone.
01:31:02
Speaker
I'm like, son of a bitch. Because apparently I'm going to have been deleted. i told i said eleven i told Kayla, I said, the shamans are fighting. And she's like, what? I said, shaman. Shaman Martin Luther King and Dr. Mr. Professor queer Shaman guy. There he is. what's the...
01:31:31
Speaker
What good is it to have multiple personalities if you can't fight with each other? Exactly. You're like, what do they call that in the business? A a fluffer. A fluffer?
01:31:42
Speaker
No. You were in pre-show entertainment before before the show started. There you go. There you go. That's called a fluffer, right? I mean, it's yeah, it gets everybody ready for the show to perform, you know?
01:31:57
Speaker
Fucking Sasquatch. I like my book. My bad. My bad, MoDog. I can't read. I don't have my glasses on. I can't see.
01:32:07
Speaker
Oh, that's interesting. My lights just got brighter. oh Did you pay your electric bill?
01:32:20
Speaker
I said it broke up. What'd you say? Damn it. I said, did you pay your electric bill?
01:32:28
Speaker
Ha ha. Ha ha. Lights on my car
01:32:41
Speaker
Got this mode trained professional Let your brother for losers barely trained Paying your bills that's for losers yeah
01:32:57
Speaker
If my EBT doesn't pay for it, then I don't want it. awful I don't pay my bills until I get the final notice, and then I pay one and it gets them off my back for another month or two.
01:33:09
Speaker
I don't pay my bills. The government does. who but yeah I just pay $5 towards all my bills every month, and that's it. And as long as you're paying towards it, they can't cut you off. okay oh Life Hacks by Shaman.
01:33:26
Speaker
Yeah, i should try that. I would have so much more money if I did that. No, I don't know if that's actually true, but I heard that one time. Yeah, that's not true at all. Let me be commenting next week. My water, shut up, you fucking jerk. Disclaimer. Yeah, about three days. That's doing my fucking phone.
01:33:45
Speaker
disclaimer about three days so um boy was has doing on my fucking phone
01:33:56
Speaker
What do you know about house his house, MoDog? What the fuck? You having sleepovers?
01:34:05
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ah We all know about Shaman.
01:34:14
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Every time when my dad was still alive, before he got really bad, I had come over and start taking care of them here. okay They'd call me to come over here. God damn it. There's a cricket or something in this goddamn everything third century It's a goddamn smoke detector.
01:34:31
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God damn it. We're going out for three days. My dad was a trip, man. God damn it was his fucking very fucking favorite words. God damn it. God damn it. oh
01:34:45
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You know... Go ahead.
01:34:49
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I feel like
01:34:52
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not for the people around me, but for me personally, like dementia or Alzheimer's or something,
01:35:05
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I feel like I can have a lot of fun with.
Personal Concerns and Camaraderie
01:35:08
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You think that, but you don't know you're having fun. That's the thing. Alzheimer's, dude, I'm going to wish had my worst enemy, for real. It's the worst fucking thing to live with. This is my fourth goddamn trip on the Alzheimer's train, and it's a fucking nightmare every goddamn day.
01:35:22
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and not told I done told the kids. I done told the kids. I said, if I ever, fire and and this might be a little dark and twisted, and it it might be wrong of me, but I done told the kids. I said. mike I'm sure it is. I was like, look, if I if i ever have like dementia or old or old timers, or or if I'm that bad off that I can't wipe my own ass anymore,
01:35:47
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Like, take me out like a horse. Middle a field, dig a hole, put a bullet in me, and just cover me back up. Just cover me up. Like, don't don't don't put yourselves through that. ah My kids told me, don't worry, Dad, we won't.
01:36:01
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And they meant it. I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't. Those moments of, like, clarity and those moments of when your shit's together, i couldn't i couldn't live i couldn't live with the fact of knowing that, like, the kids had to – had to deal with that.
01:36:17
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you know like I'd be like, no, just seriouslyly like an old horse, man. Take me out. Wally's got the brother. Not yet, Wally. And now now, I want to have kids just so they can take care of me when I get Alzheimer's. So, I don't know. Wouldn't wish you were my worst enemy.
01:36:42
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It's sad fuck. That's why I laugh, because if I start crying, I'll never stop. There's bread. What up, kid? I took a nap.
01:36:56
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and Shocking. I got my tear ducts surgically removed when I was 12. You had your what surgically removed? My tear ducts.
01:37:08
Speaker
Shut up, Shaman. i got yeah I got my penis removed. Brittany has it.
01:37:17
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level That's all that matters. That's why she's such a dick all the time. I'm a cox.
01:37:27
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She's cox. check suck I didn't need get my brain together. You said you needed a producer.
01:37:37
Speaker
I said I need somebody that can do the behind the scenes stuff. That can do the ah technical technical stuff. off I was referring to like when i when I put the link up in the chat. I'm like, oh yeah, so anyways, just talk amongst yourselves while I go over here and get on YouTube and pin it. Get on my phone. I'm trying to get my mind right. I'm sorry.
01:38:01
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You feeling any better from us, Britt? Yeah. I'm feeling all the world better. I wouldn't say that much. It's better every day. over Watch me right now and it looks like your your your world is an absolute train wreck.
01:38:18
Speaker
Yeah. I'm trying to... Excuse me. I don't mean to come on your show and get my life together here right in front of everybody. I misplaced my vape. This fucking blanket is... what i misplaced my vape this fucking blanket is okay Now that I'm here, I'm going to clean my room.
01:38:38
Speaker
I should have known that was the lost vape dance because I see that a lot, multiple times.
01:38:46
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MoDog. She was over here flipping her bike and up. Hey, Brett, MoDog says trying to get your mind right. How much fucking time do you think we have here tonight, chick? um Well, it's Saturday, so probably all
01:39:05
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That's surprisingly logical for you, Britt. As long as we want. There it is. I found it. It's Glick's world, and I've invited you assholes into it.
01:39:16
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Victory mine. okay yeah This blanket is huge. It's a huge Down comforter. Oh, yeah. yeah ah Down over there.
01:39:34
Speaker
verdict is still out i think i think we know what the part is i like
01:39:50
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mo dog i love you why do dogs in you have why do dogs do that is there a reason for it ah you i think and don't do the circle thing but i spend the jerk thank you oh it's not soggy here's a field jerry so thing you do the jerk thank you michael we got that that's one on the cookie has to eat it o the hookie cookie just soggy
01:40:23
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oh i assault you have you ever with hoggy biscuit and that's too dirty i won't yeah Have you ever heard of it walking food goy this fucking show? It's where the guys get around and they're... Yeah, it's the same thing as the Oogie Cookie.
01:40:41
Speaker
And then whoever's the last one to finish. Okay. I've never heard of Oogie Cookie. It's just a different variation. At the end of the day, it's all gay. You're standing in a circle with a bunch of guys jerking off together. What?
01:40:56
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I thought, bro! yeah guys don do etc oh my good why i do this. like is laan that took a viaagargra or or Or for you, Brittany,
01:41:08
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you know it would have been what the boys called a prayer circle like You're actually funny tonight. What is happening? love the girls like describe I feel like Ookie Cookie would be for girls and Soggy Bisque.
01:41:28
Speaker
Okay, you know what? ah You open this door and we're going through it. What would it be an Ookie Cookie for the girls? how would you guys How would you guys pull this off? Depends on if they're squirted or not.
01:41:42
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Oh, so it's... Squirters are just peeing on you. Yes, thank you. Oh, my God. still awesome No, actually, that's not completely true. But I feel like most of them... remotely close to being true I feel like most of them act like they're squirters. There are those that are out there that just pee on people.
01:42:03
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But squirting is a legit thing. ah ah A comment. All right, what? What you expect? yeah oh fluuffer nothing oh my god ah joisy
01:42:28
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a
01:42:31
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but and i just woke up from a nap and i come to her do this like oh my god fluffer nutter i like it what did you expect to in here too I don't know. I didn't expect a conversation about scientific method.
01:42:46
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i you expect an intelligent, intellectual conversation?
Nostalgia and Relationships
01:42:51
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You see who's on the panel? It's me and Micah. Well, once I saw that Michael was on here, I was like, all right, I have to come on here. well we will think we were having We were having normal conversation, Michael and I. we how eventual wheel we're gonna get on I'll reach out tomorrow, bro. I'm to do kind of later. arrangement Yeah, reach out to him tomorrow.
01:43:13
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Being local, I got a pretty good shot of grabbing him. He seems like a really down to earth regular guy. And I know that area well, dude. I go to this place in Youngstown by the university, underage, to a little club called Pogo's, and you have to drive right by the place he's talking about. The buildings are all demolished now, but...
01:43:30
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no I've been by the Jones for years to get fucked up. Pogos has his thing called Penny Draft Night. For a penny, you get 10-ounce Dude. i was like mondays on petty draft dates that was That was like one of the bars I used to work at down on campus. They did Sunday Funday.
01:43:54
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It was a nickel for 16-ounce PBRs. Wow. And them college kids would come down there on Sundays and and we opened at like 11 and by one o'clock dude they were falling out fucking just and
01:44:11
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call on nickel 16 ounce ppr and ppr is i was just telling story we were talking about back in the day we met at the university of toledo and uh i had a 21 year old roommate named james and he was a dick he was an asshole about buying his beer a dick or an asshole he was He was a dick because he was an asshole about buying his beer. didn't want to do it. funny one grace It's your job, advice career you piece of shit. Come on, and help us out.
01:44:40
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So we're talking 1992, 93.
01:44:43
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We got a case of Stroh's. He said, what you want? Just get us the cheapest shit. We got a case of Stroh's for $5.99, I think, about six bucks.
01:44:54
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I cracked one, took one drink, and said, fuck this garbage. Someone else can have it. I didn't want it. It was so bad. So bad. PBRs make me sleepy. but PBRs make me sleepy.
01:45:09
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and I've never drank one. No, that's not true. Never drank one recently. I saw my dad drink when he drank. from like yeah so four or five years old, maybe eight, nine, ten years old, I drank a lot of PBRs. Go get me a beer. You can have a sip.
01:45:26
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Goddamn it, I said sip. That's why you are the way you are now. it One of many. don of You don't get into comedy because you have a normal life. to hit That is true.
01:45:42
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The Broken People Parade. That's what stand-up comedy is. oh Yeah, basically. i I've learned that.
01:45:53
Speaker
i Oh, so I could be a stand-up comity. yeah I don't know. You've been getting funnier. I will say that. you have to getting homearian I'm You just want to hate for no reason.
01:46:04
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No, I want hate for many reasons. I'm fucking hilarious 24-7. Hilarious looking. polarity is my middle name what is that hat you're wearing that's my peeky blinders hat oh that's what i do is it though it is i got razor blades in the bill you want to find out yeah dude let's go we're gonna find out weapons here for places who can't fight you know you've never watched peeky blinders
01:46:38
Speaker
Oh, no. um I think the actual name is a Scully, but that's what they're wearing, Peaky Blinders, and and my guy has he yeah he has razor blades in the bill.
01:46:52
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oh Peaky Blinders is like Irish. They're Irish, yeah. You're not. We are, I want to talk about word No, dog.
01:47:04
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Just as Kayla, some of her best laughs happen in their bed. They do. cause i'm Let me tell you about those. If that's the case, you're a fucking genius. You figure it out. so I've got theories.
01:47:19
Speaker
like When your girlfriend's sick, right guys are like, don't want to fuck her. She's sick. i don't want to get sick. Fuck you, dummy. Especially if she has a cough. That's when you want to fuck. When she coughs, it's so tight. It's a whole different game.
01:47:33
Speaker
A whole different game. I don't want to know this. I'm telling you right now. Take it from Uncle Daddy. That's a life hack right there. Best sex. Make them laugh or fuck them with a coffin. Oh, yeah. You know what they say. Funny funny guys are the most dangerous ones.
01:47:51
Speaker
One second you're laughing, the next second your clothes are off. That's right. Or they're peeing on you, too. Oh, my. and like When they laugh or cough, a lot of women will pee a little bit.
01:48:05
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well Especially ones who have had kids. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. oh There's nothing wrong with oh luygoky down there little A little pee from time to time.
01:48:21
Speaker
It won't hurt you. That's what R. Kelly said. Woo! That was a lot of pee. That was not a little bit of pee. It was a lot of pee. Oh, good God. Sorry, buddy. I didn't think you saw
01:48:41
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I'm telling you, Mo Dogg, you have no idea. I'm telling you, you have no idea. That was funny. Or Sue. Sue, blink twice if you're in danger.
01:48:51
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my God.
01:48:56
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she was doing that you know car She was doing that the entire wedding. yeah I was like, Michael, I don't think your wife knows how to give high fives. shit
01:49:08
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with When I go out with my wife and we go out to eat, I almost always have a pen on me. ah She'll always have to go to the bathroom at some point.
01:49:19
Speaker
So while she's gone, I pull my pen out and I find something i can write on that the server should definitely see. And I'll write, help me. She hits me. it just need So far, no one has tried to help me once. People don't help us guys and we're in trouble, you know?
01:49:40
Speaker
Oh, man. Well, if they knew what you look like, Shannon. I'm just saying it's the double-changer. No.
01:49:50
Speaker
I hope Sarge works. Definitely a double standard. Are we matching tonight, Sarge?
01:49:56
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Double standards. Yeah, was going to say, didn't Mo Dog, he was wearing a hat like that. We get no love when we get domestically abused by our women.
01:50:07
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Yeah, nobody cares. Nobody cares. They call you a pussy if you get beat up by your woman's pussy. one No, ball sack. Let's be honest. You are. I didn't tell him, baby. Don't look at me like that. I didn't tell him.
01:50:19
Speaker
My number one. brand is asbook the night Beat my ass. Never.
01:50:27
Speaker
i gray she She sent me a video the other day. She said, you have two choices in life. You can love me forever or be my first homicide. And I said, I'll take. yeah it's i'll take both I'll take both. I like to live a little reckless. My name is Shaman. I take and B bitch.
01:50:51
Speaker
it oh i just remembered why aren't you over wait shaman what does what time does y'all show oh i think it got rescheduled okay ah no plus dad boomy Oh, they're not doing it tonight?
01:51:12
Speaker
Where's Jedi at? Where's that sweet little guy? I don't know where he is. That's a good question. Yeah, he got fucked up last night, let me you. Did It wasn't live, but yeah, he got fucked up.
01:51:28
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It was awesome. ask Must be one flinching, motherfucker. I do all the flinching. Yeah, we're on a string until like three, think. yeah we're on sure until like three i think
01:51:40
Speaker
Jedi canceled the honey stream for tonight. Well, where's his bitch ass at? Tell him to get his ass up here.
01:51:47
Speaker
I'll be like, hey, bitch ass, get your ass up here. I came in and i and i and I commented multiple times, but, you know, it was like people don't know how to work the chatter's box on on the shaman's leash.
01:52:02
Speaker
And then, as I told Michael, i would have been around a little bit longer in the chat because the chat's...
01:52:10
Speaker
engage with people. Chat is where all the conversation happens at because we just start talking amongst ourselves. nightqua and fantastic like mo dog I was wondering the same thing, MoDog.
01:52:24
Speaker
Shut your dog up. What? You shut your dog up. I got one. oh Yeah.
01:52:37
Speaker
There you go. Oh. My eyes are so blurry right now. oh my god Oh my What's happening? Yeah, what's happening? Is eye blurry or is your vision blurry?
01:52:49
Speaker
ah You got me there. You're behind. What is that emoji? Is it a face? What is that emoji? It's too small for me. It's the face palm.
01:53:01
Speaker
Yeah, face palm. I'm here. I've been paying attention to what the fuck is happening. Yeah, what's happening? Are we awake? What's happening? Possibly because of what's happening. What's happening?
01:53:14
Speaker
Yeah, what's happening, in Jersey? Yeah, Jersey. no please you can't You can't just say because of what's happening. Jersey seems to be in the know, and we're not because... I love the What's Happening show, dude. I love that fucking show. You're not being losers.
01:53:31
Speaker
Because I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you tell i don't you just go fuck Shaman and Wait, what? My skull fuck me. they don't even know what he looks like. I'm never sure fucking easy what he's fucking doing. are you doing? matter My skull is fuckable. That's all that matters.
01:53:49
Speaker
i look I can tell by his voice he has a very fuckable skull. I'm just saying. yeah Hey, Mandy. What's up, girl? Welcome back, Mandy.
01:54:00
Speaker
No, look, they're just trying to get back. Oh, no clue. No, you you got a clue. Yeah, you know what's up. Ain't no backing out of the water. In the ballroom. What do we tell Brittany every Saturday night? Don't open the door if you're not ready for the conversation.
01:54:15
Speaker
And you open the door, Jersey. So what's happening? What's happening? Why you have to bring me into that situation? Because you're a habitual door opener. You open the door, then you try to walk away. And we're like, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no.
01:54:29
Speaker
I can walk away whenever I fucking want. That Britney fade on on Jersey. Britney fade on Jersey. The Jersey fade.
01:54:42
Speaker
Back, weirdest. M-Dog, we didn't even know that you left.
01:54:49
Speaker
thanks you we you ah You love my Mickey Mouse freckle first and foremost, M-Dog. Second of all.
01:54:59
Speaker
said you wouldn't tell anybody.
01:55:05
Speaker
My bad. I knew MoDog before I knew you. I'm sorry. You knew plenty of people before her. Now you got me in trouble, MoDog.
01:55:16
Speaker
Good job, MoDog. What the fuck? I'm a hot commodity. What do you expect? MoDog was a girlfriend before you. Caliente.
01:55:26
Speaker
Apparently she told him to leave, and he's not listening. Yeah, why are you still in the chat, Sarge? Yeah, because she told him to get his ass. He needs to be up on the panel. He said, sorry, Kaylee. and She's going to kick your ass. She's like, I hope Odell comes up on New Jersey. I'm going to kick his ass. No, I said hope Odell and New Jersey make it up, not to take anybody's ass.
01:55:55
Speaker
Scissor sister. God. What the fuck? Scissor sister what name?
01:56:06
Speaker
How are you not following your own stat? What's wrong with you? doesn't know what's
01:56:15
Speaker
wrong with you. I have a feeling you and I would, if you guys did show up, then I would get kicked out of the hotel room and you and I would have to go sleep in Michael's garage.
01:56:27
Speaker
I'll put some space heaters in there. i'll be cool. Also, if you're in Michael's garage, just know that there's a feral Marco that lives in the gar garage. Oh my gosh. Marco, yeah.
01:56:39
Speaker
He's just feral anywhere he is. I swear that he just lived in Michael's garage. and you I'm like, I'm waiting for him to show up in the background at any moment. my My little Smeagol.
01:56:54
Speaker
i certainly did last night I swear to God, you two reminded me an episode of Cops. like ah know as you comment I was ho its waiting for one of you to yell. i didn't hit that bitch first.
01:57:09
Speaker
only yes but Why am I going to jail? Can't man de defend himself and all goddamn shit. Fuck you, Cops.
01:57:24
Speaker
Hey, the baby is going to jail. We're fucked. Fuck you, Chris Technician, by the way. Height or so height.
01:57:35
Speaker
fuck you chris technician by the way great eer height and almost kind of god that door again This has said hi to everybody today except except me. And we've been alive for two hours.
01:57:52
Speaker
This motherfucker has not said hi. I don't want my Walmart order. i Fuck you. Choke on that Walmart order. Hey, he did too.
01:58:05
Speaker
thereby i'll show you
01:58:09
Speaker
hu I got your back, Chris. Sometimes girls just do it better. Do they know? Yes.
01:58:20
Speaker
Do they know? Yes. You want to fuck with her Find out. Do they know? i mean, from bo talk said i mean, not saying <unk>kala but Oh, my bad. he didn't say hello.
01:58:37
Speaker
I know. I don't think he said hello to you. He said this. yeah I think he said hello to everybody in the chat, but fuck you and me. Look, he gave you a name drop, though. It still counts in my book.
01:58:47
Speaker
All right, you know what i want from Walmart. Go ahead and get that.
01:58:55
Speaker
You're back in my good graces, Chris. I got you back, Doug. ah Me too. Backscaler. Back off my bitch, Sarge. Oh, shit.
01:59:08
Speaker
Well, Sarge, you and I, so so do i just... We're to have to build a big doghouse because apparently MoDog is a big fat ass. I believe of it.
01:59:19
Speaker
You don't look fat, heavyweight. don't look fat on screen either, but we just did it. I look fucking eight months pregnant. It's the angles.
01:59:29
Speaker
The angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the heat of the meat. And I'll tell you what angles ain't no joke. I learned how to use angles and lighting and filters. no Totally catfish, Kayla. You need to. Oh my god, I don't want to have this conversation with you. I don't need angles.
01:59:48
Speaker
Oh, no, no, no, no. Batman! Yeah! Nobody wants to see your ass either.
01:59:58
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I didn't ask. I just did it. We usually ask for forgiveness and permission. Yeah, true, true. I like that. homeback so nice You know, I don't always agree with that.
02:00:11
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Discuss. hello Okay. Well, let's say you wanted to touch a girl's butt and instead of asking permission, you just went up and slapped you.
02:00:23
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Good luck getting... now
02:00:27
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Good luck getting an apology. Not knocked out. Yeah. that was a You said touch. Let's say you want touch a girl's ass.
02:00:38
Speaker
Touch? Let's say you want to slap a girl's ass. That's different. And you can do both very casually. You can stealth anything, dude. I've accidentally slapped all sorts of girls on the ass. Just being drug at a bar or whatever. Being animated talking. Oh, sorry about that. oh it's Okay.
02:00:57
Speaker
Oh, boy. We're going to see you on a video one day. You can stumble anything if you do it right.
02:01:05
Speaker
See, just because you said that, the next time someone stumbles into my girl, getting an asshole. Just for the hell out of it. You stumbled, huh? You stumbled. How lucky are you?
02:01:18
Speaker
Motherfucker. Shrink, shrink. Exactly. Stumble. i don't know I don't know what Shaman said. I heard something about a girl and her ass and permission and apologies or something like that.
02:01:32
Speaker
don have a girl shana You don't have to ask permission or apologize if you can use chloroform first. without what else doing what true That is permission. That's the permission. it checking Why did that? That actually looked good.
02:01:52
Speaker
See, that's the kind of hilarity and wackiness that you can look forward to the Uncle Daddy and Godfather show. Right here on the podcast. Well,
02:02:05
Speaker
I'm not playing. it We should do that. i just spend I think it's a million dollar idea. i We said that we wanted to do a show together. Why not? I said it. You agreed to it. I'm so glad you did.
02:02:16
Speaker
I think you and I got something special. We agreed that we wanted to do a ah show together. no I told you what we're going to do. but
02:02:30
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i hope you would I hope you enjoyed Friday nights, but there's a new show on Friday nights. said,
02:02:39
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Oh, Michael, we got to bump your time song i'm sorry slot. I'm sorry. We got to make some cuts. Yeah. i know that it's not This didn't come from me. This is coming from up at top. up top go I don't make these kinds of decisions. I hate to be the guy to tell you this. This technician's got the dinner report for you.
02:03:03
Speaker
Oh, yummy. That does sound really good. too that does sound really good oh I want some chili and cornbreads. That sounds bombing. No, we're moving into Louisiana or Alabama. That's where you're from, right? Alabama?
02:03:18
Speaker
Mandy? Alabama? She's in Louisiana. I think she's in Louisiana. Uncle brother? what Cash.
02:03:31
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um What's up, Cash? Isn't that a TV show? It's like a cartoon called Uncle Brother. Squidbillies. the roommate That's similar, but no, there's Uncle Brother.
02:03:46
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ah good morning treated by himself Uncle Butter? Uncle Butter. Brother.
02:03:53
Speaker
and I don't know anything about these, but they look pretty cool. These what? What's up, guys? These goddamn Pokemon cards. He brought me back. He's got a ah gold card.
02:04:05
Speaker
He's got a gold... Maybe not. Charizard? He does have a gold Charizard. Oh, found my name.
02:04:17
Speaker
There you go. Charizard. Oh, this is Charizard DX. Cool, good talk. these kind Oh, Degeneration X. Suck it.
02:04:28
Speaker
Then he's got a blue Charizard that's gold, too. i don't know what any of these fucking means, but i don't know. He probably... put those in there. keep What's wrong with Jenna, Shana? I texted him.
02:04:41
Speaker
Yeah, I texted him too. i care Maybe he's like chirping balls and he can't even like figure out how to turn on his computer. Does his wife know he's doing that?
02:04:52
Speaker
Yeah. I think so. She does. The only thing I don't like about it for him is they're going to be separate locations, right? He's going to be by himself.
02:05:04
Speaker
Yeah. That's not a good idea for the first time. That's not a good idea. They were doing a live stream. Yeah. want the boy live They're not in the same room together.
02:05:16
Speaker
He's only got his family who are straight. You know i mean? There's nobody there to help him talk him down or whatever. all the show and If he freaks out, strips naked, and starts doing some crazy shit, like yeah his wife has to be the one to hold him down and be like, no, you're okay.
02:05:32
Speaker
Yeah, I told I was like, you have to have somebody there to supervise you, especially since it's his first time. Well, I told him, I'm sure for him through the experience, but the more I've been thinking about it, just not being in the same room, it's not the same. it's Yeah. I don't know how potent it is. Like I said, I've done it once, and I got through most of the damn jar. I almost finished the damn thing. I never i never felt a thing.
02:05:54
Speaker
Oh, cool. Tablespoons, whatever it is. Well, you're experienced. It doesn't matter. it's still supposed to you It should still have an effect. Yeah, true. I made four tablespoons. I ate the jar. well Mind you, it wasn't like mason jar. it was like a baby food jar.
02:06:12
Speaker
but it's just The only time it really wouldn't affect you as much is if you were like constantly... you know you built up a tolerance for doing it a lot and we're currently or we're actively you know consuming the product. right So like if you go a certain amount of time without it, it's still going to hit you hard. It should.
02:06:31
Speaker
It's just you'll be able to handle it because you're used to it. you know Well, you've been through it. right Yeah. So you have that experience. Well, let's see. You can do it one day.
02:06:41
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And if you do it the next day, you have to double or more if you want to feel an effect. But the best effect is, no matter what the dosage, go at least seven days in between. Got to give your brain enough time to replace them all the melatonin that it eats. Or serotonin? Serotonin.
02:06:57
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Yeah, yeah. Melatonin is to help you sleep. and Sleep, yeah, yeah, my bad. I caught myself, though. what was I was about to get up and get something. I can't remember. MoDog with the preemptive life-saving telephoto. Alzheimer's. Got that dementia kicking in.
02:07:14
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Hey, don't talk to me like that. this That is not the one thing I'm really afraid of, truly. its It terrifies me that that's going to happen to me. So I've been actively trying to destroy myself. I'm not going to get old. I don't want to be old.
02:07:26
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it's not good you're already is there no no no i mean old old once my family's people get around 70 both sides well my man my dad they've just the brain is our weakest second thing we got yeah that's for how much na amazing check minds and that's the only thing like the body and all this other bullsh shit doesn't matter who i am is here it's in here that's who you are I think the ultimate form for us would be just a brain floating through the universe experiencing things.
02:07:57
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the body is that The brain rhythm evolve just evolved beyond the body. All our body does is make our brain live. That's all it's for. It's a machine to keep this thing going.
02:08:07
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Am I wrong, Shaman? I mean, pretty much. And your consciousness doesn't even, it's not even like based out of you. Like your thoughts don't come from your brain.
02:08:19
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What the fuck? Where'd they come from? They come from outside your brain, bro. ah This is science. This is science. like you know you hits it's When they're doing studies, they're catching thoughts outside of your brain and shit before it's getting there and stuff. so i mean We're still figuring all this stuff out. I'm convinced that Shaman is like an alien or something.
02:08:43
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i could be be. I want to meet an alien before I die. Maybe I'll meet an alien in the next one.
02:08:53
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He still won't show his face. That's why he won't show his face, because he's really alien. Nanu, Nanu.
02:09:03
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Oh. Brittany, you're so young. Do you know what Nanu, Nanu means? Something. I remember hearing it. You don't know what it is? My brain fucking hurts. No, I don't make... i Just as young as you are, I didn't think you would know.
02:09:17
Speaker
It's Mork from Ork on a show when I was a child child. By Melissa Mindy. did Those rainbows and spangers. I had a pair of those rainbows and spangers. Wasn't that a spin-off Happy Days or Laverne and Shirley or something like that?
02:09:34
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No, no, no, no, no. It was Remote Control on MTV. I remember... ah clips of it when I was at my front desk. What about Perfect Strangers?
02:09:50
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I just asked a trivia question about that on Tuesday night. I do live trivia. Yep, yep. Corky and whatever his name was. Who? think it was Corky. Okay, I was i was right. i had to I had to fact check myself, but Mork and Mindy was a spinoff of Happy Days.
02:10:11
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yeah I was joking. Remote control was on MTV. That was a joke. Somebody tripped every day for a year straight, Jack Neal. Oh my god, that's great. what Every day for a year. I did it every day for like 13 years.
02:10:28
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What's up, guys? not see wallie I see your name and Glick's titty pocket. yeah On my my finest flannel. have no clue.
02:10:41
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that is I don't know how Scotto did it. Scotto is apparently as a time traveler. But he got this situation. He's showing up at New Year's Eve.
02:10:52
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I thought Francis was Rock Lee. No, I'm Francis. no i'm francecis No, I'm Francis.
02:11:04
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No, I'm Francis. My name's Francis. But all my friends call me Psycho. My aunt's name is Francis. Oh, my cousin Charlie, his name his middle name is Francis. Poor guy. I thought you about say my cousin Charlie, his name is Francis. And I was like, no, it's not. Like, just no, it's not. You're a liar.
02:11:27
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Hold on, man. I'll fucking make him come up here. I don't know what that means. no No. rick is rick Rick, who does the Sunday show and me, he calls me Francis from Deadpool.
02:11:43
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Because when i used to before we started doing this and I was going live on TikTok and stuff, everybody knew me as Glick, but everybody was like, what's your real name? And I'm like, Glick.
02:11:54
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that's Honest to goodness, that's my real name. And I'm like, no. So Rick started calling me Francis. So that's why I'm Francis. You're not Francis. i I thought your name was Francis because I saw an episode of that.
02:12:08
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Well, first name is Francis. My last name is Glick. Oh, okay.
02:12:14
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What's your middle name? Francis Ford Glick. And what's the last four your socials? Where did Chris come from? 1-0-1-0. And what is the name of your first dog and also childhood hero?
02:12:33
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Adolf Hitler. Both, one and the same. All right. did Did you get everything you need? I do. You're about to get a new credit card, sir.
02:12:44
Speaker
Woo-woo! New credit card? yeah. um Oh, my God. Oh, declined. What the fuck is this, bro? You got back credit? It's terrible. there's somebody out there whose actual name is Francis Ford Glick and now's criteria. Can imagine?
02:13:07
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I'm not going to feel bad. This is going to be fucking amazing. You need faster hamsters, Wally.
02:13:16
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I had to restart my laptop. you look You look so much better when we can only hear you.
02:13:26
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seven a die This is what I think of that, Glick.
02:13:33
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ah you I realized that you were just concentrating. i don' know You had the same look when you're about to cry, crap your pants, or you're concentrating. never changes. Sorry.
02:13:44
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Usually he's doing all three at once. and This is my face. are you bay RIP, hobnuts. Oh, I remember what I was going to do.
02:13:58
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Don't call me Francis. Yeah, Jersey, you get it. i What's my name?
02:14:09
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Wally!
02:14:13
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How you doing? Mandy's hitting on you, Wally.
02:14:22
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Yeah, sorry, Mo Dog. It doesn't say that. It says Jake, unfortunately.
02:14:29
Speaker
What's going on, Wally? while seefi Oh, not much.
02:14:36
Speaker
Just got back from Rachel's company Christmas party. How'd that go? It was okay.
02:14:45
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or we have old yes he says We got our Christmas party next Friday night at work. It's a family event. It's a family shig dig. That's good.
02:14:57
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Yeah, I'm excited, man. I like my company. only own business It's called a brothel. It's called a brothel. Squatch Glick. That's your name.
02:15:08
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What's your name? my face is My Christmas party is Sunday. Next Sunday. i'm supposed to We're supposed to have an ugly sweater contest. I don't know if I want to spend the money or not, though.
02:15:19
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but but He does. ah
02:15:23
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You're typing too fast, Mo Dogg. Actually, a Mo Dogg, that is nice set sitting up up on top where you're talking right there. Hold on a damn second. Is that a... Manny says... That's nice set.
02:15:37
Speaker
Oh, it is a nice set. It's a nice set right there. Wow. Oh shit, it did look like a cat. Holy fuck. I knew exactly what Mo Dogg was talking about. so When the up, it does look like a cat. wants to knowhow like What the hell is that big stare at, man?
02:15:58
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I was like, the only reason Wally would have a cat was to feed it to one of his dinosaurs. Oh, speaking of that, I just got another one today. Another cat or a dinosaur?
02:16:10
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Dinosaur. Hey, hey, Mandy, you know what's funny is they actually sell an ugly sweater that says or that has a mirror on it for the ugly sweater. I will not have an ugly Christmas sweater, everybody.
02:16:24
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wife got me one for my birthday. Well, I found some really ugly ones, but then I was like, I can only wear it now. That is awesome. i love yeah I love that. Oh, yeah, that's That's pretty cool.
02:16:40
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Hey, Glenn, are you watching the Saturday Night Main Event? John Cena's last walkout. John I can only imagine your oldest right now.
02:16:54
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I know. I hope she's watching this, man. She's going to be a mess. that's why but need the hug buddy Be good dad. Listen, as long as John stays peacemaker, right?
02:17:10
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She's great in that show. I got a proud dad moment, maybe a sad dad moment. I don't know. Maybe a little bit of both. My oldest moved out couple months ago.
02:17:21
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Did she? All right. That's a good day. That's what we're all hoping for when our children grow home yes She moved in with some friends of hers. Not have children? She's got a new boyfriend. She's not dating that snowflake Asian who likes to tell dirty, nasty, racist jokes, but God forbid you make a joke about Indians to him. And then he gets all up in his feelings. Oh, that one. The one I met that day.
02:17:50
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I was up there. Native American, indigenous person. okay this dude This dude sat in my house and said some of the mo... Now, I grew up with some racist people, and I've heard some racist-ass jokes in my life.
02:18:03
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This cat fucking said some of the craziest racist jokes ever. Is there cat that can talk? this Yes, on top of the cabinet.
02:18:15
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that i hurt my life And then one night, then one night, he I was turned to my daughter and he was popping off at me, making jokes and talking shit. So I said, Hey, when you get to this football game, I need you to do a favor. I need you to do me a favor and hold this blanket.
02:18:33
Speaker
He's an Indian. I'm a white guy. I made a blanket joke. The next time his fucking dad called me and he was like, I need to have a conversation with you because what you said was wrong. And I'm like, who fuck are you? i mean, you could have taken, this you could have,
02:18:49
Speaker
You could have taken that joke back, but then you'd be an Indian giver. Whoa! um old he in the crowd hell yeah so then I'm like, you do realize that your son has said some incredibly racist shit in my house and he was like, yeah i know we make jokes like, that but he asked if you were going to be offended before he said it i was like,
02:19:20
Speaker
And I was like, i told him, I said, I want you to favor. And I want you because you've clearly forgotten your history. I need you to do do me a favor. Go back and look at history and see how this goes for your people and my people. I win this fight. Don't pick my one.
02:19:38
Speaker
And he was like, that's only because of smallpox. Okay. He was like, are you serious right now? I was like, you want me to come and take your land, bitch? And then my daughter was like, Dad, stop it. And I'm like, no, fuck them.
02:19:52
Speaker
like They started the shit. like you want to do You want to act a certain type of way, but then somebody makes a joke, then you get all into your feelings about it. Like, get the fuck out of here, bro. Get the fuck out of here, bro. And don't tell me that it's okay for your son to make a joke about other minorities because he's a minority.
02:20:10
Speaker
I'm left-handed. I'm the biggest minority in the world. Oh, my fucking God, bro. It was insanity. And he was like, I'm going to come to your house. I was like, please, please come to my house.
02:20:23
Speaker
Clearly you haven't educated yourself on Ohio laws recently. Yeah, no shit.
02:20:31
Speaker
People are crazy. But anyway, she broke up with him and now she's dating a gay black guy who's neither gay or black. Interesting. My brain is melting. I know.
02:20:42
Speaker
This is my world. But either way, my daughter moved out, so that's cool. I think she moved out, but it's cool that she's doing it. I forgot that's what we were talking about because that story took forever. Yeah.
02:20:55
Speaker
When Glick tells a story, it always takes forever, Britt. You don't learn that yet? Yeah, I oiled up my gun the other day. As as a storyteller, you have to paint a picture. Dude, you paint a book. yeah but we need you to we need you to like We need you to do like some Bob Ross painting, not fucking Da Vinci and shit. so ro Where is the black where's my token black guy?
02:21:19
Speaker
Get your ass up here, Rock. Rock, get up here, bitch. My daughter, she is she grew up like she grew up watching John Cena. She's a huge John Cena fan.
02:21:34
Speaker
She's better than Randy Orton. i like Randy Orton. Fuck off. He's a dick. He likes the Ravens, so that's even worse.
02:21:45
Speaker
Randy Orton is a very scary spirit. Molly, you're really coming i almost sold I literally almost sold my jersey the other day. My jersey. Yes, MoDog. There's a very rich therapist. There's a lot of people who who have had to have therapy after dealing with me.
02:22:10
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Hey, look who decided to join us. Lazy finally decided come. Oh, there he goes. There he is. Jedi, get up here, buddy.
02:22:21
Speaker
We got questions. Get if you're um you know No, fuck that. He doesn't get to come up now. You know what? He waited for him.
02:22:32
Speaker
Shama said, nah, he don't need to come off of this panel. Fuck him. It's too late, bro. yeah Invite rejected. Brittany's got her wubby out. Guess what, bro? We've been Indian giving all night tonight. What the fuck is this?
02:22:48
Speaker
Dude, I'm telling you, you need to get these in there. You need to know. yeah Michael, bye.
02:22:55
Speaker
My microphone is broken. and I have to borrow yours. I don't know. I don't know. but Everybody. I have microphones dude for the show. You don't need your microphone. Oh, that's what I thought you said. Like, frank I don't know what that is. I don't i don't know.
02:23:09
Speaker
You're going to need one. If going start running shows in area, you're going to need own equipment. Oh, yeah. I know. I've got some stuff I can get you started with. I'll help you out. I have another microphone at my dad's house, but I don't want to through that. You want to play the local high schools and middle schools and shit?
02:23:25
Speaker
Can I bring my microphone stand? Because I'm going to paint it. have a microphone stand, fool. I've got everything we need. I know, but mine's going to be prettier. Oh, shit. Do what you in there. McDonald's. don't know why I asked you ahliud on That's the word I said McDonald's.
02:23:46
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Jesus Christ. That girl did a great job on it. yeah believe but we Do whatever you want. don't give a fuck.
02:23:58
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yeah I just thought that it was requirement to bring my own mic mic stand and amp. and hey You don't need to decorate your own mic stand. I already did.
02:24:12
Speaker
My pole is better. Shaman, do you live in a goddamn zoo? Yes. I know. What the fuck is happening? have a No. The only thing don't have. now only thing i don't have He's in South America. I know. I thought it might have been Wally, but I was like, wait, hold on. He's in South America. Shaman is El Chapo. That's why they're so disdain.
02:24:38
Speaker
She doesn't like you talking about me, apparently. I don't know. Nobody likes talking about you I just had to ask. What the fuck? Shaman, what are you doing right now? What is happening? Listen, I'm just here streaming smoke in a bowl. That's all I'm doing.
02:25:02
Speaker
Where in the world is show Shaman can San Diego? Shaman, did you drive into a an aver an averary an aviary? An aviary? Yeah, whatever the fuck that is, I sure did and the yeah did. It sounds like one sounds like you got a cock or two there. Shaman's in the forest doing Shaman shit.
02:25:25
Speaker
We don't say Shaman shit. Doing shaman things. Shaman doing shaman things. but There's the newest addition of the dragons. Wally's got one of his dinosaurs. Hold on. I'm going to put him on full screen. Show us. yeah That's a big one, Wally. Wally, Austin's got two bearded dinosaurs. Yeah.
02:25:45
Speaker
wally austin staff two bearded dinosaurs yeah I just went and rescued this one this morning. She's got a little guy and this she's got another one that's a little... Not not nu theres nearly as big as that. You know what, Rango?
02:26:02
Speaker
Yeah, that's what she named I love that movie. What's the other one's name? Huh? One named Rango and another one? What's the other one's name? Rango was a gecko, wasn't he?
02:26:15
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thought he was an iguana. Or... No... I have no idea. The point is this. If you have two of them, how did you miss the opportunity name Randall and Cash?
02:26:26
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yeah Well, why didn't she name him Tecno and Cash? She has a brother named Cash. She can't name one of her dinosaurs Cash. yeah, true. Why not? Yeah, why not? I don't know. Moe Dog, get out of my brain. As soon as you said Bearded Dog and I thought Bearded Clam, you motherfucker. What am I going to do? i'm ah Now I'm going to go dog and name it Austin?
02:26:49
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yeah He's a chameleon. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh my God. That song's been fucking stuck in my head for weeks. Welcome to the Nuts in School sing-along. They come and go.
02:27:15
Speaker
Yeah, that's what you're used to. They come and go, leave the money on the stand. hey that's why i don't have children well i'm okay with it i mean coming and going is not going prevent you from having children wait
02:27:34
Speaker
right wait oh my god my brain did you get bearded babies from that or what it's imagine a little baby coming out with a beard whoa hello i I was born with a beard. You've been like, I don't know. you used to not be funny, but you're like coming up with some funny shit lately. I've always been so funny. hey I said Kayla's ghostwriting for him.
02:28:03
Speaker
Yeah, that's what it is. She is. Okay, alright. That's what he's doing. He's not looking at the screen. He's looking at the script. I am. You're a telecomter. You're a telecomter, yeah. hey I can't lie to you guys. I'm not a liar. i don't want to be accused of being a liar. What's up, Ryan?
02:28:23
Speaker
You're right. Yeah. Kayla is secretly hilarious. You look why your eyes are looking everywhere. she write i'm like I'm like a comedian on Saturday Night Live.
02:28:36
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I have somebody else write my jokes for me. but yeah Yeah, you're right on that one, Moe, dog. I think that's what's going on. o Wait, what? yeops I'm not touching this. that it michael and I think one of the other shamans has been writing it for him.
02:28:55
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I don't give a shit if he goes hard on it. Oh,
02:29:03
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You better finish it because it's not getting any worse than you've already seen. Like, laid it out. Come on, come on, come on, well come on.
02:29:17
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She started to open that door and slammed it real quick. She's learning. She's not as dumb as she looks, ladies and gentlemen. Not true. yeah Not true. I'm not as dumb as I look.
02:29:29
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but She's definitely as slow as she sounds. Four
02:29:38
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hours later. If it looks like Tapioca.
02:29:48
Speaker
slow. She doesn't have the Britney delay and the Britney fade for no reason.
02:29:56
Speaker
She's not as blonde as she looks. that Someone's washing windows. I'm not... I watch and wheel i am not roasting anybody. i am not getting on stage. i am not walking around with a microphone. right I don't know. It might be a bad day if I get get a hold of a microphone. Traditionally, at the end of a roast, the roastee gets on.
02:30:19
Speaker
Thanks, everybody, after they shit out of my back. not yeah it's always i can I can do that. I can i i have no intentions... I'm telling any jokes or roasting. Yeah, you're not going on stage to perform.
02:30:33
Speaker
It's at the end. You're not of the show. You are the show afterwards. We're all going to point you and laugh. Yeah, 100% fully intend on, you know, thanking everybody and and and all that stuff and having a little moment. But ah don't I don't have to – I don't feel the need to get up and roast anybody on Saturday night or on New Year's Eve because I get to do that every Saturday.
02:30:59
Speaker
You guys smell that? You smell that? you smell that smells like pussy. It sure does. i mean i I don't know what to say about that. Glick just grew a vagina. well here Glick, dude, you're the one that said that you were going to pull the cord of the microphone. plus at the end of the day At the end of the day, you have three professional comedians and Brittany.
02:31:26
Speaker
I fucking hate And then you have the World Series and kind champion up there. Do you really want this guy to get a microphone and get the stage and show all of them up and get all the biggest pops of the night and all the biggest... You're right. That would be horrible. You're right. Get your waders out, guys. The shit's getting deep tonight. up but just i mean four ben I mean, people will be leaving trying to give me double what they paid for their tickets because... They're like, we had no idea we were going to be in store for such a long Take my money. oh my God. yeah Get off the stage is what they're going to pay you to do. Oh, no. Yeah, for real.
02:32:08
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New hypothesis. Shaman runs a sweatshop.
02:32:14
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possibly you know what all i i had out there I have made it very clear. I am not i am not a stand-up comedian. I'm not a comedian. I have no business being on stage. I can get up there and I can thank everybody. I can do my little shit, maybe make a couple jokes and a couple little cracks.
02:32:33
Speaker
You're the guest of all of the folks.
Promotions and Banter
02:32:35
Speaker
You've got to say something at the end. Plug your network. That's what it's about. We're only 100 followers so I can throw out the shot. But again, this is what we do every Saturday night. Tickets are moving, by the way. Tickets are moving.
02:32:49
Speaker
Nice. But this is what we do every Saturday night. I fuck with you guys. I roast you guys. You know how quick I am. you guys And I know how quick you guys are. well bri people You're about as sharp as a wet Kleenex.
02:33:02
Speaker
That's pretty sharp. Hey, yo, quit! How the hell? We all got silent for you, Bray.
02:33:14
Speaker
we have it rolling I'm sick right now. I'm sorry. I'm not quick with it right now. I'm sick too. So it's a day that ends in Y? Last night on Trauma Street.
02:33:28
Speaker
who's who's Who's using a pocket pussy? Wait, what? In the background. That's trauma probably.
02:33:42
Speaker
Blake's going to have his period, I think. what sergeant and hey blood ah Are you guys going to dump pig blood on me when I get on stage? And then I go crazy and I knock on the doors and I burn everybody alive?
02:33:55
Speaker
What the fuck? God, Mandy, shut up. That's wrong, Mandy. shit
02:34:05
Speaker
Shit. We don't do a lot streams together. I forget. You're asking me on the comments. guess You guys shared all one's love. and we do love you audience Thanks for watching with us. Thanks for hanging out with us. Thanks with us. got the reason the the chatbox.
02:34:25
Speaker
we we we engage with the chatters box we let them be he said we we Wee wee. Wee wee. Her back's blown out. but know would out You're not wrong. You see her mic's broken.
02:34:46
Speaker
your money What you do What happened to your wubby? Well, it is ancient. I have another one at my dad's house that I need to get better one i have I have one from NASA. I have an excellent corded mic that works fantastically. and um It's the most extensive mic I've ever owned. man I can't believe spent that much for it, but it's been great. but I also have a whole set of wireless mics. got the headset mics. got lapel mics. I've got everything we need.
02:35:17
Speaker
Do you have a microphone of that is officially NASA? This is the one. Highball. She just wanted you see that it said highball.
02:35:28
Speaker
I wish I was high with balls. Can I get a highball from my Coke dealer? Oh, that's an eight ball. Never mind. Yeah, yeah. Wrong crowd.
02:35:40
Speaker
Wrong crowd. Highball, they just charge you extra. Yeah.
Sports and Celebrities
02:35:45
Speaker
I can still practice with this. I'll be a drug dealer's best friend. I'll be like, can get that highball? You sure fucking can. Yeah, you can, buddy.
02:35:56
Speaker
question I know nothing about Wally does. Stop talking. Wally does. All the drugs. Oh, all the time.
02:36:09
Speaker
Wally and I might be the two, like, we drink and that's all we do. it's Like, you smoking them tweeds again, Sam?
02:36:21
Speaker
Sam's. Look at this. That cracker-rocky brain, Sam.
02:36:29
Speaker
Smoking that crack again, Sam? Wrong box, Britt. Wrong box. I saw it. I saw it. She's got hot box. I've got to put it on stage.
02:36:40
Speaker
I've got to say, Encina can't go out on an L. You can't or you want to? Huh? You can't or you want to? I want to what?
02:36:51
Speaker
See him go out on an alw No, I don't want him to. He's going to because it's like the passing of the torch type bullshit, but he shouldn't. It shouldn't be Gunther getting it, though. That's my thing.
02:37:09
Speaker
I think we're going to talk about this tomorrow. on I might have to get Cash's opinion tomorrow. He's not going to church, so I might have to pull Cash in on unnecessary roughness. What time are you going to do one tomorrow?
02:37:22
Speaker
We haven't done in the last, well, we didn't do one last weekend because um somebody got really drunk and was up until 10 o'clock in the morning last Saturday or Sunday.
02:37:33
Speaker
Way to go, Brittany. Why'd you do that? Nah. Yeah, good job, Brittany. What the fuck, Brittany? The week before, we didn't do Unnecessary Roughness, which we announced because Rick was on vacation and we made our picks and stuff. Last week it was my bad. But I don't know how much NFL we're going to talk tomorrow.
02:37:55
Speaker
ah There's a lot of things happening in college football and then we got wrestling stuff that's been happening. I don't know how much NFL is just kind of. i got I got some shit to rub in your face tomorrow on there. I'll be up tomorrow. i'll come on Okay.
02:38:10
Speaker
You guys can talk about that later. I don't know about. I've been a lifelong Indiana Hoosiers fan. Hoosier daddy!
02:38:23
Speaker
That was just stupid. That's what they say in Indiana because they're the Indiana Hoosiers. I know, but you so you saying it is just dumb. It's about like you saying the Ravens are a good team.
02:38:37
Speaker
Oh, fuck off, Wally. You both live on your team, Wally. Now you want to talk shit? a fish Sounds like some real high IQ shit right there.
02:38:51
Speaker
I like you. but things's like I like the Ravens, the Eagles, the Chiefs, and all know the other teams that are good right now. No, just the Ravens and the Eagles. i like the cheer Really? You're going to bring gender into this, bitch?
02:39:05
Speaker
I like the Chiefs because Taylor sch Swift. Ew, I fucking hate Taylor Swift. Supposedly, she's retiring. Supposedly, she's done making music, and that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. Thank God. lady does that our night yeah no Yeah, supposedly, she's done.
02:39:23
Speaker
Cry about John Mayer and other men. that She's got a good man now. She's got she's got Travis Swift. Oh, well... i I read something that I don't think they're going to be together longer. The blackest white guy I've ever seen in my life.
02:39:38
Speaker
Yeah. Eminem? No. worse. Kelsey's was good. like that. I'd say yellow worse. You know what? I love the Kelsey brothers. and and i and and And it's unfortunate that, you know what? I'm going to say this. I'm happy that Travis Kelsey is happy.
02:40:00
Speaker
With Taylor Swift, just don't break up with her because she's going to come back and she's going to un-retire and write a whole album about you, bro.
02:40:09
Speaker
Jason Kelsey is the man, by the way. I want to drink beer with Jason Kelsey so bad. Even though he was a Philadelphia Eagle. ah what I want to hang out. But he's an Ohio boy. so I was going to say, the Kelsies are Cleveland boys. Yep.
02:40:24
Speaker
Goddamn mind. How about that? What? i dress ahead what Do the numbers 2 and 18 mean anything to you?
02:40:35
Speaker
Numbers 2 and 18 mean anything to me? Should they? MoDog's asking. Yeah, MoDog's asking. What does number 2 and 18 mean to you?
02:40:47
Speaker
ah was Was that what Ohio State and Michigan were ranked when Ohio State beat them this year? No. 1 and 2. No, and No, Michigan wasn't no michigan was not the top.
02:41:00
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time
02:41:03
Speaker
Didn't the commanders... I don't remember. It's weird you said that, though. 2-18, February 18th, that's my daughter's birthday. Are you so kind of sweet? Yeah, okay, okay. Hey, MoDog, do the numbers 13 and 10 mean anything to you?
02:41:21
Speaker
Nobody cares about any college football. Do the numbers... two and unranked and 21 point favors at home mean anything to you?
02:41:33
Speaker
What about the numbers undefeated, Big Ten champs, national champs mean anything to you? can't count that high, bro. We know.
02:41:45
Speaker
undefeated big ten champs national champs mean anything to you okay so i i i i can't count that high bro we know I don't know what's happening here. Shut up, Kentucky Bengals fan. Nobody asked you. i'm not I don't think I'm a Ravens fan anymore. kentucky beless probably should dealers The Steelers fucking beat them. Now you're not a Ravens fan anymore.
02:42:14
Speaker
I am, but i was I'm just so fucking pissed. Fair weather. Fair weather fan. If a football game makes you feel like that, rethink your life. 100% agree. and and and And Michael and and Wally, we're all we're all three Cleveland Browns fans.
02:42:32
Speaker
And I'm sure at one point in our lives, and I'll speak for myself here only, you guys can admit to it or you cannot admit to it. But when I was younger, if the Browns lost on Sunday, it ruined my whole week.
02:42:47
Speaker
And then I got over and I realized, you know what? It's just a fucking game that I have no control over. for yeah who fucking Yeah, a lot of bad weeks. It's they and always next year. A browns fan ah loss is of something.
02:43:04
Speaker
Well, Steelers are the Ravens' rivals, so that's why. The Ravens are the original Browns. Shut up. What about Colts? That was the Colts. The Colts are the original Baltimore team. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
02:43:21
Speaker
Tennessee is the original whole Houston team. what What are we doing here?
Closing Remarks and Audience Appreciation
02:43:26
Speaker
Alright, now we're going to football. So you should be the Colts fan, Brittany. No, I'm good. my good My goal?
02:43:36
Speaker
It's time to say goodnight to your friends and go to bed. You've been a sick little boy all week. ah ah but was way go to bed, little boy. Say goodnight to you.
02:43:50
Speaker
Hi, Sue. Hi, Sue. The manager has spoken. The talent has to go to bed. She's like, I'm trying to get it in. to my friend.
02:44:07
Speaker
That's why I married her. She's a fucking amazing woman. Hey, guys. You heard the boss. I got to go. I do that. It's good hanging out with you, man. Love you guys. Have a good one, bro. See you, brother.
02:44:20
Speaker
All right. Hey, Britt. Think of some stuff. Nice way to be on the goddamn show. right. Thanks, Alex. Love you guys. so Good night. What's that?
02:44:30
Speaker
I said love you, brother. Bye, Sue. Good night. Yeah, yeah. Good night to you, man. Thanks, everybody. We'll see later. Remember, if you're not having fun, you're not doing it right. Amen.
02:44:43
Speaker
Mama bear came in angry as shit. She did, too. We all got quiet. We were all like, who's in trouble? No, no, it's not me It's like finding your kid up over like their bedtime. It's time for bed. Let's go. Tell your little friends goodnight.
02:45:04
Speaker
It's time to go to bed.
Future Show Plans
02:45:06
Speaker
So Glick, do you need anybody else to wrap up the year for music for the rest of the year? What's that? Anybody? You get any more guests for the last couple shows for the rest of the year on Glick's House of Music?
02:45:17
Speaker
don't know why I'm doing If you would reach out to the bands that I fucking see. If they were any. If would send me their social media. I did. Or tell them to follow our social media. have. They're not.
02:45:36
Speaker
They haven't hit you up. But they have followed. yeah They haven't followed their social media. They have not. I will fucking they do this with you. I'm a screen fucker. I get all the notifications. I run all the social media.
02:45:50
Speaker
if you would if If I had a way outside of YouTube to get in contact with them, I would reach out to them. However, I'm also not going to be the guy who's going to reach out to a band who feels they're too big to reach out to somebody else. but what they didn't They didn't say that. I said that. I know you didn't. I know. I'm just saying. But I've got to have a way to reach out to them outside of their YouTube channel.
02:46:13
Speaker
So whether they follow us or you send me their social media so I can reach out to them, then there's that. Now that I'm back, you notice that I ain't been slacking on my end of ordeal. Yeah, Wally, I will say you and Johnny Bongs have been doing awesome. I was give been say that. for thirty years with you jesus crime me dude i was trying to give a compliment to wallie
02:46:44
Speaker
saying you and johnny bonds have been doing fucking awesome lately i will say that Well, I kind of, I've been going on when he's been on his and we were talking, been talking and everything else. And I had him come up that the first time and I'm like, well, just to let you know, before we close the show, this will be my new co-host on Thursday night. I remember that.
02:47:06
Speaker
i was like, Oh shit. He, he did. It just kind of caught him off guard at first. And he texts me back. He goes, oh yeah, I forgot. We talked about this the other night about me coming and being a co-host. on the cold-blooded conversations.
02:47:21
Speaker
It's kind of, it's kind of cool. Cause I've been hanging out with him when I haven't been doing my shows over on his channel. It's amazing. Actually, what besides the tattooing stuff that me and him's actually got in common motor sports and reptile wise. So I'm like, man, this gives him a chance to expand out a little more just than besides his channel.
02:47:40
Speaker
And I offered him everything to and stuff. And he's been more than, He's been a blessing to come up and be a good He's a great co-host I really enjoy having a wonderful show You two together are like really Like you guys really mesh well And I dig it it's awesome And I feel like ah You Have been more like confident With Oh yeah that's finally because I finally got it back to where I'm That first one, the reason I first round Monday night, I was kind of like, I really don't have shit to talk about. And Johnny's like, I'm sorry. I was late i was like, oh, it's all good. I'm getting ready to start a second round here because now I remember what I want to talk about. So I brought him up and then I had Hoss up with me.
02:48:22
Speaker
Hell, with having Hoss coming on the panel, I got up and he got him and he's been texting me. Hell, he's been getting in following motorsports more now and everything else too here in the last week He's been like, dude, this is what I've been watching. he goes, I want to come up and talk about it and stuff. I said, you whenever I get a chance.
Pet Care Conversations
02:48:41
Speaker
But yeah, I've got three of my rough truck guys.
02:48:44
Speaker
Well, two of them coming up, one this Monday night and another one the 22nd. And then i got a returning guest for the third time to close out the year. We're going to talk racing and kind of throw a little bit of everything in deer hunting and all that stuff with them. So he's going to be on to close out the year.
02:49:03
Speaker
Good shit, man. Good shit. That's awesome. And then I've got, wherea well, then it's nice that a lot of them finally, that I've been bugging to come on. Oh, we'll do after the first year. Just let me know what Monday you want. And I'm like, well, here's what times I usually seven or eight on Mondays. And so I've been, I've got like 14 people on the back burner just to start the new year out too. So, I mean, it's, it's coming along. So,
02:49:30
Speaker
Now while I can get some of the main reptile people that I'd like to come up here out of their busy schedule for about an hour. It'd be awesome on Thursdays. But I'll probably have my buddy Steve Nelson up here after the first of the year again and stuff that I had from ah reptiles I am that was on my show. He was my first big name person, guest I ever had. And hell, we were on here for almost three hours that night. That's really cool.
02:49:58
Speaker
I used to deliver pizza. There's a guy around here. he has a shit ton of reptiles that he buys and sells and all that shit.
02:50:11
Speaker
you got some of those people Some of those people you got to watch, they just buy them to flip them. They really don't take care of the fucking things. Like the beardie I just got today, one of my old co-workers...
02:50:21
Speaker
seen seen it posted on marketplace and went and grabbed it and he had it for about a month and then he's like hey man hit me up yesterday he goes I can't take care of this um I don't have the time he goes I thought of you I got a whole big plastic tote full stuff supplies for it a cage and everything else that came with him and everything so He's going to need some some nursing a little bit because the people that had him before kind of neglected him a little bit.
02:50:51
Speaker
yeah um I soaked him in a warm warm water. He was aye he was You can tell he hasn't had much water because he pretty much buried his head in the water drinking water today when I brought him home. So ah we keep an eye on him. But he's he's pretty good been pretty good so far. well We're going to work with him like we do with the other ones.
02:51:11
Speaker
So we'll see what happens. I'll have him more out on Saturday, this Thursday. What's name? The youngest, my youngest daughter actually named him Sherbert. We have the three S's for our bearded dragons.
02:51:24
Speaker
Skittles, Special Ed, and Sherbert now. So she picked the name out. She went with me to get him today. So she picked the name out. She originally once thought of Fred, but my son has a turtle that's named Fred. And then she came up with Sherbert. So that's awesome.
02:51:44
Speaker
I like Sherwood. I'll have him more on Thursday to introduce him to everybody on the cold-blooded side. Conversation on the show. So everybody can meet him. Because, I mean, they they've met all my other ones. So we'll introduce him to interdi into the family.
02:52:01
Speaker
Are there any other, like, creatures that you're interested in other than, like, reptiles?
02:52:09
Speaker
Spiders. Just not allowed to have them in the household. Yeah. That's a big no. Me and the boy would love to get a red knee or yeah know Rachel's in the back racheles in the background screaming from the bedroom, fuck no. I heard it. Yeah, it those are no-no.
02:52:32
Speaker
But the no-clips and the lizards and stuff are okay. But yeah, when it comes to those, those are a no-no. I will say I like tarantulas, but when I went to the tattoo convention in Philly,
02:52:44
Speaker
I was like holding it and it started moving up my arm. I'm like, all right, take it away. Take it away before it actually got too far. They're pretty, they're actually pretty cool. I think so. they are. Yeah, they are. But it was like, I didn't want to drop it. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. I believe.
02:53:01
Speaker
Do what? Transylvania climbers. yeah Oh yeah. the ones ah The one that actually surprises me the most that I've found, one of the guys I follow on YouTube breeds the Goliath bird-eating tarantulas. He actually has his female setup where it's actually, he's had videos of it climbing up branches and stuff that he's got inside the tank for instead of it actually being burrowed all the time. He's caught it where it's actually been climbing and stuff. And they're notorious in the wild for
02:53:37
Speaker
supposedly only being like ground dwelling spiders and here he's got them in captivity and they're fucking climbing all over his branch setups and everything else You know, the the red... What are they called? Red knee, whatever. The red knees, yep. yeah um I probably just thought I was a tree. That's why I was climbing at me. Because it was chill when everybody else was holding it. But when it was on me, it was like... When they start moving, they're just trying to get... They get to where they're up higher because, like most animals, the higher up they are, the more safe they feel.
02:54:10
Speaker
other and Unless you're a dog or a cat. And the reptiles in the arachnid area... Most of them would rather stay either hidden or up in a higher place where they feel safe. So that's why they do, why they'll climb up higher. That's super cool.
02:54:28
Speaker
Now, the reason Rachel don't like don't like spiders is that she had one that actually got out and they couldn't find it. So yeah that's that that's's been a big, big no-no for a long time for her. So...
02:54:43
Speaker
But yeah, my pet store's actually got some that I've tried and tried to convince her to get them. But yeah, it's still a no on that. so For now.
02:54:55
Speaker
For now. until i Until I probably convert my garage over into the the actual area. Then maybe, maybe because it's not in the house then. So it'd probably be okay then. But until then, no, it's not allowed in the house. Well, that's cool.
02:55:12
Speaker
What would you name it?
02:55:16
Speaker
The spider? hu I don't know. It just depends on which one would get. Charles. Francis.
02:55:25
Speaker
Maybe Shrek.
02:55:29
Speaker
Shrek. Oh, hell no. It's spider. Name it Chuckles. Okay, Glick, you're not even fucking talking. or yeah yes I'm not even touching nothing. So don't think about all those spiders hiding. oh my fucking God.
02:55:47
Speaker
Leave it to Glick. Steve the spider. Yeah, there we go.
02:55:52
Speaker
So don't think about all those spiders hiding out on top of your curtain rod there behind your bed, Brit. Sweet dreams. I don't really give a fuck. There probably are some, honestly. As long as they don't touch me, we're good.
02:56:05
Speaker
Believe it or not, we have them you have them no matter where you're at. they're so damn Some of them are so damn small you can't see them. Just like dust mites and shit, you don't see them. but yeah there's there're smaller There's microscopic spiders that roll around that we never know about. Oh my god, I got a jumping spider high as fuck one time. It like came down from the ceiling. How high did he jump?
02:56:28
Speaker
Shut the fuck up. he He came down from the ceiling and landed inside of my candle. It wasn't burning at the time. The candle wasn't. I was.
02:56:39
Speaker
um And ah he landed in there. i was like, you know what? I wonder if spiders... You're on my fucking show. I was smoking and I i put i like blue smoke in there and I put the cap on the candle.
02:56:55
Speaker
Right? Let them in there for a little bit and then I opened the top and blew the smoke out you know and literally like the four legs he was doing like the matrix i'm not kidding he's like up in the air with four of his legs just like spiders yeah they they're they're they're interesting they're interesting animals but yeah too with having johnny now as a co-host it kind of like I've wanted to do is kind of open it up more to other than just reptiles and stuff. So we're able to talk more about like the spiders and different, you know, animals and stuff. So it's been, been kind of cool to be able to do that here in the last couple of weeks.
02:57:37
Speaker
as for food Yeah. I still think, yeah I still think that's a pretty cool that he, he accepted. i didn't think he would, you know, just the way Johnny is.
02:57:49
Speaker
i know he likes people and everything else, But yeah, it's it's really made his day and stuff. And I've noticed since he's still, you know, he kind of keeps to himself. That's why his, he only lets certain folks that he associates with on his podcast because he weeded out a lot of the drama-filled morons, as he calls them.
02:58:12
Speaker
They came in his panels and started shit. So he's got his select few. um But no, he likes it because it's opened up It's opened up more He's enjoying it He's got some new stuff he wants to share this next Thursday That he's been doing some research again on keep missing his shows, man It pisses me off like i i go to The bad part is with him Since these last couple weeks He's actually been doing a lot more lives on his channel But they've been between like 1 o'clock 8 o'clock
02:58:45
Speaker
10 o'clock. It just depends on you know how his day's going for him and everything else. so Yeah, i call it his live Friday, but that's only because I was off. But it was yeah right after Remy's. He's been hitting him pretty early, which has been cool. yeah And then, of course, he's been doing after he gets off with me, he'll get old go on and usually I'll go over and jump on for about an hour or so with him sometimes and hang out over on his channel with him and Hoss.
02:59:15
Speaker
I was, MoDog. I was. so I figured you were. Call him out, MoDog. Call him out. well How did it end?
02:59:27
Speaker
yeah and Did it end like I figured it was going to be? John lost. john lost i was I was really pissed off because it was like... oh yeah like there was no like There was no Andre Hulk moment. There was no Ultimate Warrior Hulk moment. There was no John Cena The Rock moment. It was just Gunther 1 just walked away.
02:59:53
Speaker
But then all the superstars came out from the back and the crowd went crazy and And QB1, Cody Rhodes came out, and CM Punk came out. They gave John hit their belt. I did catch the Cody Rhodes match. That was actually pretty fucking good. You can't even pay attention to your own fucking
Wrestling and Sports Entertainment
03:00:11
Speaker
network.
03:00:13
Speaker
Okay, first and foremost, everybody on the network. He had to wipe the tears away before he came back. hurt Everybody on the network knew what I was doing, and everybody watching knew what I was doing. They know that I'm a huge wrestling fan, and you guys were having a pretty good conversation, so who am I to interrupt that? So, yeah, I just wanted to know to watch somebody who I've watched for the last 20-some-odd years in wrestling as a huge wrestling fan. Yeah, he and he was doing you a favor.
03:00:39
Speaker
And you're lucky I didn't go put my Chang Yang jersey on. honestly you should forgot that go you be jawa you' i know You still have that. I still have it. Holy shit. and and And will I eventually buy a spinning but Yes. When I have stupid money and buy me a spinning championship belt, I'll have one up there on the wall. take one yeah okay ah one of these How do you feel about this?
03:01:09
Speaker
Bradley's cool. I like Bradley as long as he behaves himself. He just got done watching it too. cloud you just got there Yeah, that's why he popped in. He just got done watching it. Okay. um No, I'm just kidding. I'm sorry.
03:01:24
Speaker
Are you disappointed? which Like all the fans there, it seems like. They should have made it. but i Like I told Glick at the beginning, it shouldn't have been Gunther that ended his career.
03:01:37
Speaker
i mean... I don't know. wow i'm this umm Okay, well, tune in tomorrow. Tune in tomorrow. kaine roughness We're going to talk about this. yeah I'll be up. and I'll be there.
03:01:50
Speaker
I told Cash he's got to come in and be a part of the show. He better. her I'm coming to the house snow on the ground or not. all top up on the panel We got some college football stuff to talk about, but this is this is huge. and We are a sports show, and wrestling is sports entertainment.
03:02:07
Speaker
of I am wrestling. I was a big gentleman. What time are you doing the show tomorrow? It didn't come up on yet. oh i was i was ah yeah It was a lot. so We're going to talk about it tomorrow. You good, baby?
03:02:23
Speaker
What time you doing the show tomorrow? 1230. Would I be able to come on? Because I definitely want to talk about this. When we when we talk about the Cena stuff,
03:02:35
Speaker
I will put the link in the panel. Okay. When we talk about the wrestling stuff, we'll put the link in the panel. Cool. So, yes, when we get to the wrestling talk, yes, if you want to come up, Bradley, you can come up.
03:02:47
Speaker
Cool. I'll already be up on there, so I don't care. Wally. Yeah, Wally, you've got to come up for the football conversation. Yep. College football, and not so much NFL, but there's a lot of crazy shit going on in college football. Hell yeah, there is. All right.
03:03:04
Speaker
Michigan, Notre Dame, like, coach there's a lot more than just those two. I've been seeing a lot. So, yeah, we're definitely... Topics I want to talk a lot about. headings I did notice something, Brent. You notice somebody, it's 10-30, almost 10-30, and certain somebody actually we were just talking about isn't and been in the chat yet tonight.
03:03:25
Speaker
Who? Johnny. Oh, yeah, I have... Johnny. Johnny.
Family and Holiday Humor
03:03:30
Speaker
Johnny.
03:03:32
Speaker
johnre let me message him johnny be good kind yeah either you you text him or i'll go text him one of the two
03:03:44
Speaker
um yeah that is a funny looking cat isn't it
03:03:57
Speaker
it Every Monday and Thursday night or anytime I sit out here in the chair and I'm on the laptop, he's always got to come up in my lap, try to get up here in my lap. He's super cute. I like him. He's a pain in the ass.
03:04:09
Speaker
What's his name? and Nado. Nado? Yep. he was He was actually here in Ohio when we had tornadoes. He was born during a tornado.
03:04:25
Speaker
my My cousin had them and they had them and we got them from my cousin and they named him Nado. And he was actually the run of the bunch out of the five or the four.
03:04:36
Speaker
I thought I had something to do with Nam. No. I forgot where he was there for a second to be honest. no But yeah. oh as As Rachel calls him, that's the demon dog because he's always into shit.
03:04:54
Speaker
demon dogs yeah he he he gets into everything and anything no geez he's only a year old so i mean i expect don't expect nothing less o it's and anything and everything didn and everything that about your mind right Just because I said what's up to your mom doesn't mean I'm into anything.
03:05:21
Speaker
I don't give a fuck. You can fuck my mom. She'll probably take it. oh no she won't. cause I hope i hope she's not watching me now.
03:05:35
Speaker
is Why would she watching? I thought you guys said like wait you guys do like each other. Well, now we do. Oh, now you do? Oh, okay.
03:05:45
Speaker
I left when I was a baby, right And I didn't meet her until years later. and then another few years later. But we're cool, man. Nice for Mending Bridges. i'm ah I don't know. I'm just enjoying... I'm enjoying being the piece of shit in my family because I don't show up for family functions, but nobody really wants to...
03:06:09
Speaker
Understand why I'm not showing family functions. ill just get to be the piece of shit that doesn't show up and the max has to take my kids to Christmas to my parents house and I'm not there turn My sisters are like, why aren't you there? Well, as apparently i'm an asshole but well you are but um anyways, I'm a big yeah, I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole, but I have my reasons for being an asshole. So I'm gonna be one of those made you that way My mom moved far away after my stepdad died, and now it's going to be a lot harder to get down there for Christmas because you know Christmas is the wintertime and fucking snows and shit. Whoa, wait. Christmas is in the wintertime? It is. it's It snows in the wintertime. Did you know that, too? oh Where are you from?
03:06:58
Speaker
It's snowing right now here. New York. Oh, really? Yeah. Are you a bad wintertime? Hmm. But I told her, you move out there, i'm not going to be able to see as much. But, you know, she don't care. She's going to think these are you know these are the end-all, be-alls of holidays. You've got to be there. not going to risk my life. and Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella.
03:07:27
Speaker
Bella. Sorry, I'm going to get yelled at by Jersey. What did you now? I'm going to get her dog all around.
03:07:40
Speaker
So many things make sense now, Belly. What do you mean by that? Jersey said she's a asleep, Glick. Is she, though? Not anymore.
03:07:51
Speaker
Belly, you want some snackies? You want some snackies? I almost did, Moe Dog. almost did. almost did. The fact that you have to give your dog melatonin all the time is like, damn, that sucks.
03:08:09
Speaker
That's what little dogs come on. Chloroform. Chloroform is cheaper and it goes a long way. Oh, yeah. I mean... You have to give your dog melatonin.
03:08:22
Speaker
Jersey does, yeah. It's crazy. It always does. Put some to sleep. right shaman Chloroform, what? I tried to smoke melatonin. Smoke chloroform? What the fuck?
03:08:39
Speaker
When I was a kid, I sprinkled some melatonin, I crushed it up, and I sprinkled it on my weed, and i smoked it. Bradley, I love you and its i love at the same time, Bradley. I hope you know that.
03:08:55
Speaker
I put like tea into like cigarettes. you know I tried that. but It made me feel like I was in a dream. It's awesome. You should try it. modog yes i i have and that's why i like big dogs that o did you know that oh go ahead modo why are you not on the panel yeah no kidding he's usually up here by the way mean wait
Substance Use Humor
03:09:22
Speaker
she needs it so did did it get you high or what not it just made the best feel weird like it was melatonin is a
03:09:32
Speaker
It's already produced in your brain. Yeah, but when you smoke it. know what melatonin is, but when you smoke it. Oh, you smoke melatonin? I totally missed that. You smoke some DMT. That is what's wrong with you.
03:09:48
Speaker
ah smoked it. I crushed it. I smoked it. It made me feel like everything's a dream. Oh, my God. Really? Is that what it was?
03:09:59
Speaker
It felt like a dream. I swear to God. Try it. Crush up some melatonin. Put it on your knees. dude, oh like i got i wait Wait, wait, wait. This is not medical advice. advice. oh hey guys this is not medical advice It's not. not These are not the views and opinions of the Nonsensical Network. It's experimental advice. You want to experiment?
03:10:24
Speaker
Give it a try. you know what phone in I should do it right now. you know You know, Bradley, that is a terrible pickup line. That's Bill Cosby's pickup line. That's little bit print on that. That's why I don't smoke weed.
03:10:40
Speaker
a little bit of putting on that
03:10:45
Speaker
no nobody i follow this might always smoke the weed Wouldn't be funny if Cosby did commercials for melatonin? Oh, my God. ah having we be Having trouble sleeping? Oh, my God. Again, Shaman, this goes back to our conversation from earlier. Hey, don't have to ask for forgiveness nor permission.
03:11:14
Speaker
Try melatonin. I wish I had something. There you go.
03:11:21
Speaker
shit I don't smoke gonges. That's the devil's lettuce. People who smoke that stuff is going to hell. oh all right meet me there Did you know that people use they use THZ to help with THC?
03:11:40
Speaker
Did you know that? What is THZ? That's like the... What is it called? Do you know? No, I don't know. wonder That's why I just asked. I'm wondering Brittany knows. She's about to answer. yeah well they and who you know about I don't second know.
03:12:00
Speaker
But THZ is the active ingredient in Vizine. and I found that out when I watched something where somebody was poisoned by it.
03:12:12
Speaker
It actually will stop your heart. The more you know. Yeah, and then people can... Don't drink Visine. Knowing is half the battle. well No, Visine makes you... It's funny you say that because... Yeah, you throw it in a drink and it'll give somebody lee some diarrhea.
03:12:28
Speaker
Yeah. That's what the ladies thought. You put too much in it. it is different. what did she Was she constipated or something? why the phone No, she killed her husband. He died. She put too much in.
03:12:43
Speaker
She said to the cops that she thought it would just give him diarrhea because she was pissed at him or something, but it killed him. And they're like, nope, this is murder. And you murdered him. I need to make a note.
03:12:54
Speaker
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on you can't remember that... constipation. What did she put too much of in his what? It's in Visine. Oh, yeah. Visine will.
03:13:12
Speaker
That'll clear his hole right now. But it also kill you. If you have too much, yeah. I kill you. it's ah It was a ah show called Push. I don't know who said that, but I heard it.
03:13:26
Speaker
And I guess it was... That was Shaman. They tried to say that he was pushed down quite a stairs. Hold on a second, Brad. Shaman, you could have just said that was me. Yeah, I know. he like, totally pulled up. You don't have to talk in a hard person.
03:13:45
Speaker
that was That was Shaman Martin Luther King. Yeah, that was the other Shaman. wasn't just that was That was Mr. Doctor, Professor, Reverend Shaman.
03:13:55
Speaker
Hey, I think you got it. I that think you you think you hit it, man. Did get it? Did I get it that time? I think you did. I don't want to scroll through all the comments, but I think I got it that time. Hey, man. Yeah, i think it's Mr. Dr. Professor Reverend Shaman said. Yeah.
03:14:14
Speaker
Nailed it, bitches.
03:14:19
Speaker
You deserve a belt for that. That's awesome. i right I need a new belt that says I need a shaman like doctor, Mr. Doctor, Professor Reverend Shaman Sezbel.
03:14:32
Speaker
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. it Comes with a rubber glove. shoot Miss Jackson, if you nasty. Tune in next year, 2026 for the
Show Ideas and Panel Dynamics
03:14:43
Speaker
juliavin tune in next year twenty twenty six for the bench Glick Shaman Show. shamanli You know what? I'm going to give you the first. but The Shaman Glick Show right here on the Nonsensical Network.
03:14:57
Speaker
Are we trading on it? and i said i said no The Shaman Glick Shit? The Shaman Glick Shit. Yeah. It's just a new show where Shaman and I just do Shaman things together.
03:15:12
Speaker
Shaman things. We just we'd just be awesome. That's basically what's going to happen. I mean, he's not wrong. That's a shame. My man speaks facts. hey That's all I know. All these haters on panel, they're disrespecting us, bro.
03:15:30
Speaker
If he would show his goddamn fucking face. We don't need to see his face for him to be honest. It wouldn't be any more true. The fact of the matter is he spits fire and he spits facts.
03:15:45
Speaker
Sometimes. What up, bad guy? What's going on, bro? oh ah What up with your homie? That guy in the house. In the hizzy for Rizzy.
03:15:58
Speaker
He was on y'all's show. I know that guy. I've got to hang out with that guy a couple times. A couple times I've popped up on the Lazy Chowman show. Somebody's cutting up steak.
03:16:11
Speaker
Who's cutting up steak? I wish I fucking was. Spinners are quitters. My man is a swat. Wait, nothing.
03:16:23
Speaker
My man ain't no quitter. Yeah. yeah Yeah. hope Oh, my God. You're not allowed to be funny. We're supposed to hate you. Who hate me?
03:16:37
Speaker
You can't hate me. Oh my God, what the fuck are you doing?
03:16:44
Speaker
I don't even know him, Brittany. Bring your ass up here, Jedi. He's cutting up steak.
03:16:51
Speaker
I'm cutting up steak and I'm about to put it in my pipe and smoke it. Oh shit. I'm going to smoke some steak with melatonin on it. It fucked up right now. Nothing better than steak with meth on it. I'm the meth bag.
03:17:04
Speaker
Meth state. Tuesdays and Thursdays in the and the Glick Casa. Meth and hookers. You got mad about us talking about weed on the thing, and now you're bringing up meth? I never got mad at you guys for talking about weed.
03:17:20
Speaker
Talking about weed. Talking about some weed. I have never gotten mad at you guys for talking about weed. I never got mad about it. i that funny I said... I said...
03:17:34
Speaker
oh Can you guys have any other topic of conversation that doesn't revolve around weed? It's a hot dog. I was never mad about it. No, you said because you got all these bad comments and emails about us bringing it up. I was getting messages that literally the only conversation and that had nothing to do with you, Brittany.
03:17:56
Speaker
No, you asked us to stop talking about it. I didn't ask you guys to stop talking about weed. I said, let's not make every conversation... weed related. well that That's not on you. man that's not all that That's another person. I'm i'm just saying, i said that's not on you.
03:18:16
Speaker
There was a lot of like hey Well, there was a specific person that would talk about it. out well I'm right here. just just Just fucking say my name, like you said. can't see you. I don can you i you personally care less, but at the end of the day...
03:18:36
Speaker
I mean, if I just came on here every episode and talked about my wiener, people would be like, yo, Glick, why are we only talking about your wiener when we see you? but There's not a big enough magnifying glass, Glick. Shut up. it was was... All it was was... All it was was... All it was was, can we get some actual content outside of this conversation that's not wiener-related?
03:19:04
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get that. i can I was never mad. a shitless I'm not a dictator. I don't tell people what they can and cannot talk. yeah Fucking drug addicts. i a drug addict here what' you I'm not watching it. i don't care what's going on.
03:19:17
Speaker
Did you ever see a dollar bill on weed? I mean, only losers smoke anyways. Well, dranky drank. Well, guy if you're feeling extra froggy, then feel free to come on up.
03:19:30
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Dranky drank. Yeah.
03:19:34
Speaker
Everybody's welcome. However, it's no surprise. Tuesdays and Thursdays, we sprinkle a little meth in the cake and hear the music. While he's been here on Tuesdays and Thursday, he's punched a hooker or two in the throat and had some meth steak.
03:19:51
Speaker
Wally knows what's up.
03:19:54
Speaker
Allegedly. Say my name. way away my right say my new one fish Shut up, Jedi. Oh, Bradley, you're getting better at it. Let's go!
03:20:06
Speaker
Find the fish. Find the fish. Where'd it go? ah Yeah, if you smoked weed, Glick, you'd probably be able to do that better, you fucking retard. Sorry, anyways. Oh! I'd hate to see you do the Macarena. Dr. Evil.
03:20:25
Speaker
ah de decker take decker decker techcker decker oh ah yeah dr e that guy. I'm a daily smoker. I join in if you talked about weed all the time.
03:20:39
Speaker
Fave Strain? um Sour Diesel. I like Sativa. Super Lemon Haze is really fucking good.
03:20:50
Speaker
That's so weird. It's so weird. That's so
Social Media and Camaraderie
03:20:58
Speaker
weird. That one caught me off guard because it got me really high.
03:21:02
Speaker
Jedi, you come up here and get to control your panel. It's all your fault. Get here. It's your fault, Jedi. Jedi can't even control his chat box. You think he can control the panel?
03:21:20
Speaker
Get in here, Mr. Skywalker. Why do you put it on him all the time? like You're just too scared to control. just to shit that shit just You know, see, this is what you don't realize.
03:21:31
Speaker
Lacey comes on and does nothing. I do everything on this show. He'll tell you that. He'll say it. But nobody nobody actually believes that that's what happens. I do the chat.
03:21:42
Speaker
I do the thumbnails. I set up the Twitter accounts. yeah I do all the social media. I'll be right back. He gets he's distracted, I think. That's what it is. I have to put all the music into the stream yard, all the graphics.
03:22:00
Speaker
You guys are like brothers, for real. You guys are like, you just butt heads constantly. It's funny. he did He did help me with one of the thumbnails this year, though. so This year? It's just, oh my god.
03:22:16
Speaker
Finally, it's December and he already did it. You know what, you know what you know what Shaman? i I totally understand what you're saying right now.
03:22:30
Speaker
I totally feel all the words that are coming out of your mouth right now.
03:22:37
Speaker
We have no issues on Wednesdays. now Here's the thing, though. here's the thing Lazy pays the bills, though. so Oh, Well, that's where I got you. I pay the bills. And I do have a baby.
03:22:50
Speaker
No, you don't. and You didn't even remember remember you had a show the other night, Glick. I had to remind you. I texted you and I was like, are you going to have a show? And you're like, oh, yeah. Actually, you didn't. Rocky did. well Speaking of Rocky, you said give me 20 minutes, like an hour.
03:23:07
Speaker
It's been an hour. It's been an hour. I have a text message right here where you said, oh, yeah, I forgot. I told he's gonna be gun like a sim totally forgot about Tuesday night show. And then Rocky messaged me.
03:23:23
Speaker
But I also forgot that my son had a
03:23:31
Speaker
a band thing Tuesday. A band thing. band thing.
03:23:39
Speaker
I just was pretending to play a guitar and you and then you said a bad thing. and I did that for no reason. Maybe helped you think of what you're trying to say. Hey, all right, Johnny. That's crazy.
03:23:50
Speaker
um base Yeah, Jedi. Bon's is in the hizzy. Johnny Bon. My favorite Christmas cookies are those little cookies with the Hershey kisses in the middle of them. Oh, hell yeah.
03:24:03
Speaker
Wait, what is it? What's in the middle? And I was like, where's Monk? Hershey Kiss was in the middle? It's basically like a sugar cookie, but then they press a little Hershey Kiss in the middle of it. A peanut butter sugar cookie or something like that?
03:24:19
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Or a butter cookie or some shit. Yeah, the ones with the cookies with the Hershey Kiss in the middle. You ever bite those wrong and the Hershey Kiss stabs you in the top of the mouth? No. I never deep-throated the cookie so much that...
03:24:37
Speaker
Hershey kiss stabs me in the top of the throat. you cookie right ah That's how I eat it.
03:24:47
Speaker
You're not invited to our cookie party. Could you have a cookie party? Yeah, we have cookie parties where we all make cookies. Who told you you could have my cookies?
03:24:59
Speaker
hu I don't know. Why is that funny? I'm like so disoriented because I'm sick fuck. It's the Arnold Schwarzenegger line. Oh, well, nobody cares about him.
03:25:11
Speaker
Oh, because of his last name sounds racist. That's why I like him. Oh, my fucking God. Yeah.
03:25:22
Speaker
He's my Arnold Schwarzenegger. I can't even do it now. I can't even make it sound.
Humor in Everyday Life
03:25:30
Speaker
yeah It's too obvious if you make a joke about it and you can't say it. Yeah, it's just... Nope. You're saying it wrong, though.
03:25:46
Speaker
Hey, I got those sound effects sometimes. I believe it. But actually, you get... sometimes. Sometimes.
03:25:57
Speaker
sometimes
03:26:01
Speaker
Shaman, you are dope. I like giving you shit because you can handle it. I thought you were giving me shit. ah Well, I was at first, but then I was giving Shaman shit.
03:26:12
Speaker
She gives everybody shit. It's not just one certain person. It's everybody. But she tries to signal just that one person out. You know why? and Everyone likes to give me shit. so Because it's Britney, bitch.
03:26:27
Speaker
Damn right the fuck it is. i Watching a movie with my sister. Incest! No, dude. His sister's cool. Netflix and chill, baby. Let's go. Oh, shit! You Netflixing and chilling with your sister, Johnny Boggs. You had a hole out of the bottom of the popcorn bowl?
03:26:51
Speaker
Alabama. Alabama. alabama He used a Pringles can. Roll time. Jesus. You know what? I didn't even manage you, Johnny Bones, if you used a Pringles can.
03:27:04
Speaker
there to Big dog in the building. Big dog in the building. No, it's like, you remember those mini- No, it was the little- It was the mini containers, though.
03:27:17
Speaker
Hey, don't let them hate on you, Johnny Bones. Bones! Johnny Bones slinging a hammer. I believe it. I believe it, too. Some bitch ain't got no brain. his brain I know. i was I was just about to say that. I was like, he ain't got no brains up here, but he got no brains down there. Well, was going to go that far. I was going to say, his got cut out. Of course he got a big dick.
03:27:45
Speaker
Everyone out there, make sure you hit that like button so hard you break its freaking neck. Brett, Wally, whoever did that, nice nicely done. Brett did. Bro, when the hell are you getting a new phone, man?
03:28:03
Speaker
Get a new phone. Get your life together, that guy. What the fuck are you doing, bro? o now he got He got permanently banned off of Twitter. How do you get permanently banned off of Twitter? I get a little... I'm not even going to say that because I'll get banned on YouTube. What's crazy, this is it this isn't even his first time either. so yeah This has happened before.
03:28:29
Speaker
if It's okay. She likes it. oh Like, share, to subscribe. Yes, Jersey. and Let him know. like share, and subscribe, you motherfucking slores. So I'm pretty sure Laura Loomer Reported him for something.
03:28:44
Speaker
um I don't know who Laura Boomer is. Loomer. Loomer. Loomer is either. I don't know. Boomer or Loomer. um Yeah, I don't know. But, um you know, he was basically saying that, you know, she works for ah a country over in the Middle East.
03:29:03
Speaker
And then she he got in trouble for it. Jesus. But can you come on the panel? That guy? Yeah. yeah You can share it on YouTube, that guy. That guy.
03:29:18
Speaker
I'm sure I'm glad I called that guy. so We were talking to him last night. Yeah, he came on panel last night. Yeah. ah that guy MoDog, I asked why he was on the panel and he just disappeared out of the chat. Jersey, where's your man at?
03:29:34
Speaker
MoDog. That guy had a channel before I did. You're my dad. I believe it. He's married and he's like, yo, you can come down to Texas.
03:29:46
Speaker
yeah Oh, wow. That's quite an invitation. It's an indecent proposal if you ask me. ah so i thought it was pretty decent.
03:29:59
Speaker
Jersey, take control of your man. o oh I've heard worse. You know how you control a man? With his joystick.
03:30:12
Speaker
know Where's mine? She's in the kitchen. That's so far away, though
03:30:21
Speaker
though. So stupid. God damn it. Is your dog playing with or you? and Just stop neutering your animals. i'm convinced she's just sitting there squeezing the fucking toy just to be No, man. She keeps fucking ripping all the damn fuzz and shit out of it. Prove it. Turn your fucking camera on.
03:30:50
Speaker
Just show the toy. I did throw it, and now she came back with me. and That's what she squeaked it. and It's a squeaky toy. okay it sounds It really sounds like a dog yipping. It sounds like...
03:31:02
Speaker
Well, we thought it sounded like a cat earlier. No, slowbu friday now that was a cat earlier. Oh my god, your dog is chewing on a cat? Jedi, quit being a
03:31:16
Speaker
bitch around the hill, you fucking......default-looking motherfucker. Jedi's the one sitting on the dildo. positive mode default looking motherfucker is really so jedi is the one sitting on the dodo you're not going to sit on dildo hard, then you bet don't do it at all. so Yeah, I was going say. I never should got the squeaky dildo.
03:31:38
Speaker
Do they make those? They have to make those. Like the chicken heads. Oh, yeah, like those things when you turn upside down, it goes... all I know about.
03:31:57
Speaker
It's like a rain stick and shit. It sounds like it's raining every time you fuck. That's called a rain stick, right? That's what I said. That's what I said. Get a rain stick. I love those. They're actually really relaxing. That's not how meant it. What's that shit in Australia? hate to watch you leave, but love watch you get. That is not even how it goes.
03:32:20
Speaker
hate to watch a lead i love to watch you that is not even how it goes i don't I don't know if you use a dildo that way, Bradley. No, you don't. Well, you could. You'd stick it in, and then you'd try to, like, hula hoop it and make it make that noise. Woo, woo, woo, woo.
03:32:38
Speaker
So it's a butt with Yeah. Remember those things that you took around? Are you going up in there with two hands or one hand? No. No-handed. No-handed. That's the point.
03:32:49
Speaker
hey Bradley Bradley Bradley can I talk to you? Talk to you rather okay yeah let's step aside here's for a second. What's up? you it just They can't hear us right now. This is just me and you talking.
03:33:00
Speaker
Yeah. what' funny You know, there's there's times where where your brain says things and and and and your brain says to your mouth, you should go ahead and just say this.
03:33:12
Speaker
yeah i didn't hear anything but and mean i that's something else she can't hear us nobody
Technical Difficulties and AI Humor
03:33:21
Speaker
can hear us it's just crazy crazy there's like this little thing that fun and i think you guys are muted you are muted they was with like it's a special cold medicine what is going on i see their mouths moving but i can't hear them when they're keeping around when say things is about like putting the dildo up there with two hands and then doing the and people think that you do that
03:33:44
Speaker
I mean, if you do that, that's fine. That's fine. Do-do.
03:33:50
Speaker
That's how do it. But if you do it, I'm looking out for you, bro. I got your back right now. I'm trying to help you. What he's saying is he wants to help, not trying to help. We're going back to regular programming.
03:34:06
Speaker
I don't know what Wally's talking about. Regular program. No more talking about silly noise making holes and things. Everybody can hear Bradley and again. What's going on, guys? Sorry about that little timeout. What the fuck were you doing this whole timeout?
03:34:23
Speaker
ah You know, big bro, little bro conversation. No, I think you were flirting with each other. Big spoon, little spoon conversation, you know. It was just spinning in the corner. It's called bonding yeah some Bondage. Bondage? No, no, no.
03:34:42
Speaker
s and m
03:34:47
Speaker
okay Maybe not the M, just the S. where What does that sound for? Remember when we just talked about Bradley? Brain, mouth, filter. He's gotten better, okay? He's gotten better. That's why we allow you here. this my we opinion I love me some Bradley. Bradley's cool. He's good people. He's one of our people's.
03:35:16
Speaker
Granted, granted he's he he was like left at our doorstep in a basket. you and just Much like everybody here, I'm just like, you know what?
03:35:30
Speaker
Yes. click Oh, you poor boy. Come here. like I'm like the Jeebus Kribbus of streaming. I welcome all the podcasts.
03:35:41
Speaker
Charles Manson. You've dropped off on my porch too, Brittany. ri ah richard Because of brick. Rick brought me in. I came to you in a basket.
03:35:54
Speaker
shoot Actually, I want to put up... I think I have it. Oh, my goodness. who's the better naked it
03:36:05
Speaker
you i was saying i was saying in the chat, i was like, I wonder like what the sound makes when they... done twice Yes. I was
03:36:18
Speaker
as like, one I wonder what sound it makes when their belly button's on, like, hooker. That's the sound it makes? I can't do it right now. I can't do it either. My lip rings.
03:36:32
Speaker
i can't do it either my li Yeah. Yeah, there you that it's like
03:36:41
Speaker
go. It's the that Darth Vader's human makes when it comes to... You couldn't hear the conversation between me and and me and Bradley, that guy? That was a private conversation. Nobody could hear that conversation.
03:36:52
Speaker
Yeah, we don't know what you're talking about. Jedi, you cannot make hashtags unless you're getting your ass up in here. Yeah, Jedi. Tell him, Brit. Tell him, Brit. I was on your... i was on no fuck I will say. Yeah. Bitch.
03:37:08
Speaker
No. I thought I hit that button.
03:37:16
Speaker
ah jedie as funny as shit though i will say yeah i' dropp to them bitch no did it bunnie your job hey
03:37:28
Speaker
jedi know why
03:37:32
Speaker
okay okay okay i i thought i' hit that button He couldn't hear. We bonded. Like I said, it was a big bro, little bro moment. You guys couldn't hear. What are you just adopting? I thought we already went over this. Which one of you is the the little spoon?
03:37:51
Speaker
Bradley is the little spoon. Hey! um me Hey!
03:38:02
Speaker
Be careful. be careful. We're going to Scotto. Scotto's going to appear in the stand. Oh, my gosh. I call him my Big Dipper. Oh, my Lantern.
03:38:14
Speaker
Yeah. Scotto wanted to send us all these AIs of us, but he won't show us him as an AI. I wish we had one on here. Scotto?
03:38:25
Speaker
I've got to get Scotto to get me an AI. He's got I've got a nice brick, Michael, myself, I gotta get an AI. I AI of Wally so I can put them all together do non-surgical network thing.
03:38:46
Speaker
Yeah, that'd be cool. Well, there you go, guys. she She took the squeaky out, now there's no squeaky in that one. I was just trying to say, it's too much. That is so loud and so abruptive.
03:39:03
Speaker
Oh, Mono! Don't worry. She's got plenty more toys. What is that? Was that you? I think that was you, Brittany. Was that you?
03:39:14
Speaker
No, I did that. Yeah, i hate that picture, but I did it anyway. thank You yeah made the picture of so funny. She hates it, but everybody else loves it. Oh, okay. right modo I think it's brilliant. It's like the Mona Lisa.
03:39:29
Speaker
yeah really worship I have eyebrows. where's Where's my favorite picture at, Brittany? There's my little gremlin. I already did it. that's what we're talking about i love it i love it don't don't be mad at it i love it it's great that's my little gremlin right there i hate it but i put it up anyways but it's yeah but it's it's it's awesome you're it's not a bad thing you're like you're my little gremlin and kayla's gonna see that kayla's gonna see that she's like
03:40:02
Speaker
Aw, that's so cute. And I'm like, yeah, he's also that AI picture, that little gambler. It looks like you're weighing shit on your i I'm shitting on the floor. It's the monopisor.
03:40:15
Speaker
I'm literally shitting on the floor. We need Scotto to hit an AI of my man, Wally, so I can all four of us to do a network thing.
03:40:27
Speaker
So that's like when you sent me or sent us the pictures that you were doing earlier, I thought it was going to be a our faces on all of them. I was like, damn, that girl has a better body than me. you they know yeah So it's weird. So sometimes Jim and I will do the actual faces and then other times it won't. So I'm still learning it. I'm still playing with But either way, I thought those pictures are really cool. I like that i like the one with like the the
03:40:57
Speaker
The wrestling one was kind of like yeah the wrest the was cool. wally I like the other one more. it looked like you were in like a ready to go for battle. like yeah That's cooler than... Okay. That's what I was wondering.
03:41:15
Speaker
do the Are the faces... so so So obviously you were the girl. Wally was... I thought Michael was the girl. So the need to question.
03:41:30
Speaker
i so and that oh michael ah yeah like okay so the only ones that we really need to to question so Wally wallie was the one with the with the with the helmet on, and I was the one with the beard and the axe.
03:41:46
Speaker
Hold on, I've got to look at it again. And then the wrestling one that I did, obviously I'm the one with the belt because I used my picture with my belt. But Wally was like, I like the wrestling one because I got abs.
03:41:59
Speaker
Yes. Instead of a keg. Wally's a big boy. has always He's shorter than me, but Wally's always been a big boy. Yeah, there you go, Britt.
03:42:15
Speaker
Yeah, there you go. The nonsensical network. we don't see them One looks like Sam Roberts. Why is Sam Roberts in there? that's Okay. You were clearly the one with the middle hair thing. Yeah, with the brown middle hair thing.
03:42:33
Speaker
Mohawk? It's not a mohawk. It's not. It's the man bun bullshit. I'm going to do something for all four of us with like I did for Rocky and I. Over the Vikings.
03:42:47
Speaker
I'm going to do the same thing. Actually, Wally, I have a Viking one of you. It's badass, bro. Oh, actually, hey, i just found something.
03:42:58
Speaker
Oh, not a dildo. Not exactly he found them. um No, it's another Mike. oh wow no I have that that wrestling outfit, kind of.
03:43:11
Speaker
Oh, my God. Put it on or you don't have oh yeah. That's true, dude. That ass, though, girl. It's leather and it has the cuff link things.
03:43:28
Speaker
God help us.
03:43:31
Speaker
I'm not kidding. Put No, fuck off.
03:43:37
Speaker
what's the yeah they're not i mean as As far as we know, it's just some and cloth. You know? It's pleather.
03:43:49
Speaker
Oh, and then I have...
Personal Wardrobe Humor
03:43:51
Speaker
Never mind. need to stop talking about this. Go ahead. You open the door, let's go. I found my fishnet stockings also.
03:44:02
Speaker
Oh, damn. You want fish in it?
03:44:07
Speaker
Yeah. what they're That's what they're for, right? Hey, what? Wait, hold on. Wait. Hold on a second. What are they for? Payback is a bitch, Glick. You know what? Yeah, you know what? I opened that door. You know what? played, Brit. Well played. You know why they're called fish nuts? Because that's what they smell like.
03:44:33
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and Not for me. Maybe for you. Yeah, my stockings always smell like fish. Yeah, my fish smells like fish. First and foremost, Brittany showers. a Oh my goodness.
03:44:49
Speaker
Oh my god. yeah Good callback. Because fish aren't used to water. okay and And she washes her hands. yeah yeah no for covid but no we had talked about doing stuff with fingers oh god oh hell yeah like you need to wash your hands before you dip in i agree the pool okay can you answer me this what about long nails because i mean nope
03:45:22
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I have been cut inside by a fucking nail. That's what I was thinking. I've seen many of porno. Believe it or not, I've seen many of porno. Really? You have? we a What? you know No way way. I don't believe it.
03:45:37
Speaker
A majority of those pornos. First and foremost, stop letting them long-nailed hookers stick their cringes in the butthole. Okay, well, you can tell who the real lesbians are. You can tell the real lesbians are. You tell who the real lesbians are.
03:45:49
Speaker
You can tell who the real lesbians are for their nails. Yes. Yes. Yeah. britt you're not wrong britt You're not wrong. However, I've seen Kayla's um Oh, God. just i was to say this. This is this is this is a this is a a Rocky, you can bring yourself up and you you already know that.
03:46:10
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ah la I'm going to say this from a male's perspective. and and and and um'm And I'm speaking on Kayla. Because I've seen her nails.
03:46:21
Speaker
Do you see those vampire nails? That's what I You I'm talking about, right? Yeah, little paw. And I've always wanted those types of nails to just, it's not very big, so you probably need like one finger, but just to kind of go my little glick.
03:46:39
Speaker
but Empire nails are extra pointy. Just like, just just just just do a little... You like nails on your glick? Like, i like like my dick... My dick is the countertop to the velociraptor and just... Oh my god. Clever little girl.
03:47:09
Speaker
what What the hell? Where'd he go? What happened? What the fuck? He removed Glick. Glick. He went to go and get the tip scratch. you want the The nails that you used to have, and yeah we've all seen Jurassic, we've all seen Jurassic Park.
03:47:28
Speaker
And the only little ball extractor is just like, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like those ASMR videos where they they have to put their nails on. You put ASMR right on my dick with your vampire nails. Oh my God, I hate my life right now. I hate my life. Not me, no, no, yeah, I don't have nails. Who the fuck moved me, Rocky?
03:47:50
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What up, Rocky? The real host is here. go everybody Take of your panel, bro. you know like i see you I see you, Rocky. I see you, Rocky, with your t-shirt on.
03:48:10
Speaker
na guess it keep coming back you can't see them know He's gone. He's gone forever now. Dude, I want John Cena to lift
03:48:26
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me For real. Oh, have you guys seen that movie, Sisters? John Cena's in there as a drug dealer. What's up? Sorry to shut you down, buddy. Yeah, it's called Sisters. It has Amy Poehler and... No, not Ass. Sorry. He's been it out already. I can't remember. I can't remember.
03:48:54
Speaker
It's funny, but John Cena's in there and he's a drug dealer. There's a really funny movie that I came to recently, but he was like he was hired to pretend to be somebody, but he's like a drunk, and there's scenes where he's he's making parody songs about jerking off. Does anybody know what movie that is? No. it's It's really good. It's really funny.
Comedy Show and Parody Songs
03:49:18
Speaker
Is it the Bradley and Glick show? It is. It does like a Glick show. Oh, God. I've never heard of that shit. Hey, Rock Lee. If I find the name of it, I'll let you guys know. But it's really good. It's on Prime. I'm pretty sure on Prime. Put it in the comments or private chat or whatever.
03:49:37
Speaker
Rock how are you doing tonight? I am good. How is everybody doing the tonight? Hey, that 20-minute drive turned into an hour to ask. I don't think i had much time to live, so i don't know. I just realized your shirt.
03:49:53
Speaker
Holy shit. Oh, my God. What's up, man? You're never seen... Seven spleen. Oh, Bradley. How you doing, buddy? everybody Watch the movie Ricky Stenicki.
03:50:11
Speaker
out The movie I was talking about was Ricky Stenicki. Ricky Stenicki? Yeah. yeah like a you should look We should play the trailer to it. Come on. No, no, no. We'll get canceled. like yeah we Yeah, it's fucked up that we can't play. Ricky, are you still? Oh, okay. see it.
03:50:32
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Oh, and it has Zac Efron. Zac Efron in yeah. wo It's really good. He like tries to sober up. Okay. He's not even sexy no more, though.
03:50:49
Speaker
you got You gotta to look up the funny parody songs that he does. the jerking off Oh my god. This picture. so Oh my god. you awesome it's really if it will There we go. Spooge out my penis. That's one of the songs he does. i'll get back in I love John Cena. I always have since I was a kid. so oh I'll have to watch that.
03:51:17
Speaker
I hated Randy Orton. What is Spoonge? What is that? It's a parody song. It goes, Spoonge out my penis! Okay. All right. Wait, wait, wait. We got to get a full. Let me see. let me see, bro. That's fire. Yeah, dog.
03:51:33
Speaker
Yeah. That is actually pretty dope. That is cool. That is sick. yeah that is actually pretty though answer that be careful that is sick That's that old school changing John Cena jersey.
03:51:52
Speaker
That awesome. That is awesome. man
03:51:58
Speaker
He's awesome. Randy Orton can go snook a fat one. No, no. Randy Orton is also pretty dope, okay? i straight so i I'm a little bummed out.
03:52:10
Speaker
He's had a long freaking history with John Cena. You're not what I'm talking about, Brett. it's real long. Randy Orton. Like, long. Yeah, they're like fucking Superman and Lex
Wrestling Memories and Rivalries
03:52:20
Speaker
Luthor.
03:52:20
Speaker
But he did he didn't show up for his retirement thing at all. I was so fucking surprised. Yeah, that weird. That is so weird that he wouldn't show up. you know Sammy Zane sitting in the audience, but no Randy Orton. Kevin Owens? Booker Booker
03:52:37
Speaker
Five times! There you go, Rocky. Yeah. I see it, bro. I see it. thought before, though, as soon as you came on, I was like, yeah, okay, that's dope. Tell me.
03:52:51
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That's that OG. Yep. Yes, sir.
03:52:55
Speaker
yep yes sir 9 out of 10 grand is approved.
03:53:02
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Snap into a Slim Jim. I like way more cereal. What's your problem with Randy Orton, fucking idiot? What's your problem bruh?
03:53:18
Speaker
With him and John Cena, because I was more of a John Cena fan, and when they had that This was years ago. oh girl thoughtable Like two decades ago.
03:53:29
Speaker
so I said we're going to talk about this tomorrow. I know. miss Rocky. I just want to know what her problem is. He's like a lot of problems. That's gross. We want to start a list with my problems. Anybody who watched it.
03:53:47
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Rocky. Bradley, I know you watched it. QB1 hit the ring.
03:53:54
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cool Cody Rhodes in the ring. yeah CM Punk you want hit the ring. Hugged my man. Took the belt off.
03:54:07
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Because John Cena and CM Punk... I'm sorry. and and and John Cena's entire career, that's one of my favorite rivalries was him and CM Punk because I am a CM Punk guy throwing through and through.
03:54:21
Speaker
yeah this was i man came out put his arm around him, and then took the belt off. That's when I was like, he's going to give him the belt. The shield. Yeah, to run to walk out with.
03:54:34
Speaker
my man's gonna get My man CM Punk is going to give John Cena the belt, dude. Done. The last real champion. Yeah, man. The last real champion.
03:54:45
Speaker
um Yeah, that's the end of WWE. Just end it right there. tap off Tap off the rock. What's up?
03:54:54
Speaker
chel game rutic talk about but the the face he made was terrible when he tapped out that was absolutely terrible that's not um well like yeah i the fucking mark haven't watched it though um i like I love The Undertaker, Rey Mysterio, Batista, and the Hardy Brothers. They were my favorite. I like Hawk and Animal.
03:55:31
Speaker
the the The one match where they accidentally like had the ladder come up and actually... Oh, like Seesaw? like that seesaw Yeah, fucked him up right in his face. yeah yeah What about Marty Genetti?
03:55:47
Speaker
Marty Jannetty. I don't even know who the fuck that is. No, it wasn't Marty Jannetty. The Rockers. she yeah, man. Marty Jannetty. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. There we go. There we go. know.
03:56:03
Speaker
course, of the brothers would would name that one. Rock and roll.
03:56:14
Speaker
tell yeah he only The only wrestler. What's up, Mark? ah Hi, Mark. The panel is open. The chat is open. you guys, there's a link.
03:56:25
Speaker
Go ahead, Brent. Sorry. No, you're good. It's your it's your show. Nah, man. You can talk over her. What the hell? She doesn't like Red Norton. we go the cri You're out of the conversation. Wally, you've been promoted. I can't believe it. I'm definitely over. There we go.
03:56:50
Speaker
like no okay The ultimate heal. The ultimate heal. The ultimate heal. The ultimate heal. Rock Lee. You can't do this to me. Get the fuck out of me.
03:57:07
Speaker
You met your night, Brittany. Brittany. I'm literally crying right now. Oh, my God.
03:57:17
Speaker
know like so we'll sub to you mark We'll sub back to you, Mark. I appreciate that. Thank you for the follow. Thank you for the subscribe, man. Make sure you hit that bell so you know what we do when we do how we do, baby. Baby!
03:57:31
Speaker
If we're doing a sub-a-thon, man, throw my link.
03:57:37
Speaker
Dude, Shaman, drop it in the link, man. I'll pin it. yeah How many comments can you pin? Yeah, that was an accident. Sorry. You're not sorry, Rockley. yeah make sure you Make sure you drop the link to the real channel and not one of your various multiple personalities. The last real channel.
03:57:58
Speaker
The last real channel. Mr. Doctor, Professor, Reverend Shaman Shedd. I mean, if it's the last real channel, then everybody go over to Rock's channel and everything else. Rock's channel is irrelevant.
03:58:17
Speaker
that's hes The real host is here, man. Get over it. You're just jealous. did zip out yeah That's the one that' the wrong fucking show. and I am Rock.
03:58:30
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a That is true.
03:58:34
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yes click rockes me and i am rockck and do adam I don't think it'll let me. I don't think it'll let me. I'm not. I'm wallie needs someone on some Apparently, I'm on Simon Luther King. so man Yeah, yeah, yeah. it's There it is. Wally, I've been catching your shows, man.
03:58:54
Speaker
I love what you're doing. i mean i hot I'm loving what you're doing, man. Please keep it up. I'm looking forward to No, he doesn't. No, I don't. Johnny's show now. ah Seriously. you're doing it You're doing great, man.
03:59:10
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Johnny Boggs is watching a movie with his sister and then he'll be up. Rocky, oh, he's still Netflixing and chilling with his sister. Rocky told me we've been doing this show.
03:59:25
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and doing the show He was like, dude, you got to drop Wally, man. Like, he's no good for the network. What the fuck? You know what I mean? I remember that.
03:59:37
Speaker
What the fuck just happened? My hands were up. I didn't do it, Wally. I didn't do it. No, no, no, no, man. I didn't do it. I I said i said i can't i can't I can't do that to my guy, man. I said he's the Shawn Michaels to my Triple H. he's you know Oh, Triple H is a good one, too. yeah yeah he's He's the diesel. he' he's just He's the... home no i can't i can't drop Chris. like I can't drop Wally like that. and and And Rocky's like, I mean, bro, I'm Sting coming in. It's okay. it's
04:00:19
Speaker
Don't to him, man. Broccoli, you have a good year. That's pretty harsh, bro. That's pretty harsh, Rock. Broccoli, Rock. Yeah, Yeah, Rocky, don't you ever try outheal me, Broccoli. That would be your wrestling name. It it would be Broccoli, Rock. I'm all right with that. I'm all right with that. Diamond ring wearing and Rolex wearing Jeff flying limousine riding good looking son of a gun. a
04:00:57
Speaker
Broccoli! will donly did his Rubber band wearing.
04:01:04
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Bradley, I try, man. I try and then you say stuff like that. You take a time out. you you here bro You haven't been here in months and now you're like he's the power. I am the i've always been here right glick i am like i'm like stupid i am the camera man i sit in the background i i promote he is like too look good yeah i am i am glick too
04:01:37
Speaker
That's what it is. When I first started, you were not anywhere around. No, he was. Oh, yeah, he's one of the OGs. I'm like, what? I haven't seen him. Just because you can't see John Cena doesn't mean he's not going to be up either. Look, you've just got to know. You got me. You got me there. Yeah, that's right. Know your place and know your role. Drop them links and my man will subscribe. Mark Owens will subscribe.
04:02:04
Speaker
Drop them links, son. Appreciate you, Mark. I'm not saying Rock is Glick's shadow. but know We go live every we all have every Friday. That's got multiple levels of funny, by the way. rock has just one Almost reached full Sasquatchian.
04:02:26
Speaker
Oh, Lord. Sasquatchian. Yeah.
Comedy Performance Prep
04:02:30
Speaker
No, he reached Sasquatchian a long time ago. Well, we don't need to know your personal business, okay? How do you do that? How do you reach Sasquatchian? Drop your guys' as links in the chat. You got wrenches, man. Drop the links. Should I drop my feetfindersonly.com? Yes.
04:02:51
Speaker
I mean, help you pay your bills.
04:02:54
Speaker
Is it better than you giving your feet finder pictures away for free at the park to random strangers? Oh boy. It wasn't even at the park. It was back on... it Never mind. I was... ah but I asked her to send me some samples and she gave me just toenail pics. Like, what the fuck? Ooh. That's great. Were they already cut off?
04:03:22
Speaker
I was just thinking where they freshly cut toenails. yeah Well, women do be taking pictures of their like manicured toes or whatever. Some dudes are into it. There's a whole ass TikTok trend where girls be like, god big kick shake big a like
04:03:47
Speaker
but I didn't know he was in defeat until after he took pictures of me. I found the pictures. from Shaman? Yeah. Me too. Because I lose all the time.
04:03:59
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i I guarantee you that. That is what it sounded like. That's definitely how the conversation... Good looking son of a gun. Woo!
04:04:11
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Woo! Woo!
04:04:17
Speaker
Greatest thing about Ray is the man at the end of the day. and dollars be beyond that's why That's why I only said the tip, Mark. let me do the bread heart rate yeah hours I was out oh night on the trail and he's like, let me take pictures of you. then I found out you he like... oh Oh, I'm wearing a Star Wars shirt in that one, too. What is he doing, Mark?
04:04:48
Speaker
What in the hell are you trying to show me? What the fuck? I don't think you did. This is the guy that took the pictures of me.
04:05:01
Speaker
Wow, you're putting them black. little way there okay That's so fucked up. I mean, i think I think he's kind of pretty.
04:05:13
Speaker
Why do you even do a picture of that guy? If he didn't have a Captain Hook mustache, I would definitely think it was... I would let him do things to me.
04:05:24
Speaker
That's how it's done, baby. How do we go from dusty roads to gold dust? What did you do, Glick? What was that? I just asked Cash to grab me a couple of beers.
04:05:38
Speaker
One. Two. Three. Four. hu no ah yeah yeah i'm seeing that or Let me ask my children. I want one beer. Two beers.
04:05:55
Speaker
I have one beer. Two beers. Five beers. Six beers. And a taco. Come on, Bradley. Keep writing with me. Because I'll pull the belt off the wall. I swear to God. Do it.
04:06:16
Speaker
wo What? What? What? Oh, hell yeah. That's the bottom line. Because Glick said so.
04:06:27
Speaker
I hear some glass breaking. When you hear the glass, that's your ass. Oh, shit. What you got on that, Rock Lee? What you got on that, Rock Lee?
04:06:39
Speaker
yes It's just Glick's ass breaking, not glass breaking. It's fucking snowing. here's Here's my slogan. It should be like, here's my slogan. Here's to be like this. When you hear the glass, there'll be no sassafras.
04:06:58
Speaker
what do you hear I don't think so. I don't think so, Bradley. What? What? I don't know. What? What?
04:07:09
Speaker
What? no what I had a DVD. I had a VHS that was wrestling taped, and it was called What?
04:07:20
Speaker
It was pretty cool. I tried looking and looking and finding it. right now Oh, boy. Now you broke it. Now you can't hang it up no more. let's go fall over let fall over look out, world.
04:07:37
Speaker
of Perfect, Wally. That was perfect. I know that was you. like you would Oh, that was You're getting great at this. ah music will jimmy Oh, People buying me. No, they don't want to see you. They want to see me. They the champ. They want to see the greatest of all time.
04:08:04
Speaker
And they're going to be doubly disappointed because they're going to be disappointed in the terrible comedy. and They're going to be disappointed that I don't grab a microphone and talk. Nah. Like I said earlier, when Michael's up, they'll pay you to get off the stage.
04:08:19
Speaker
They're there me. One of the earlier video games that Stone Cold was on was Warzone, and they couldn't make his fingers, so when he did his taunt, it was like this. He just put his hands up like this. Yeah, because you couldn't Yeah.
04:08:36
Speaker
Yeah, where's the... This is the middle finger. you Just pick one. It's there. It's there, you know. How does that... A nice one. The biggest is attraction... The biggest attraction for New Year's Eve is not even on the flyers, not even mentioned, not even recognized.
04:09:00
Speaker
Why the fuck would we put you on fucking flyer? I don't know, because probably one of the one of the biggest things of the night is the roast of meat. Yeah, okay.
04:09:12
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That's the biggest one.
04:09:17
Speaker
That's why New Year's Eve is happening. You do realize that, right? No fucking way, dude. You were last second reason. No, I wasn't.
04:09:28
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this ah Even before you on the network... Michael and I talked about it on New Year's Eve for a roast of meat. Why isn't that flyer up on the overlay? It should It was.
04:09:47
Speaker
put it up there. No. no I'm jealous of what? the Sorry, we're not talking about your comedy on here. Oh, yeah. Remember? Oops, you're fired, Glick. Yeah, you're not allowed to dance for me, monkey.
04:10:03
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oh Not you, Rocky. oh Or Shaman. Can I be a monkey?
04:10:17
Speaker
i got caught I got called out Wednesday night because, well, I didn't get called out so Wednesday night. Somebody else got called out Wednesday night. Because they asked when Britt was going to do a little stand-up on here on Saturday night.
04:10:35
Speaker
Tell tell us a joke! You. hu yeah Go, Brittany.
04:10:47
Speaker
No, you're going to have to wait for it now. no! If he wasn't talking shit... I was a platform because I care about you and I like you and I was hoping to get some of your jitters out of the way.
04:11:04
Speaker
But that made me a bad guy. I'm okay. eric Like a puppet. I already have i tested it out last night with some people... They were laughing their asses off. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You tested it out with some people. My friends. My roommate. Oh, you heard she her real friends. I thought we were friends. That's messed up, man. I thought we were cool.
04:11:31
Speaker
Yeah. What? You were talking shit about me earlier. Yeah, you're right. You might, yeah. Let's just get it out of here. You can do the same. You know you have a bad... No, you're fucking awesome, man. Hey, I got a question for all of us guys who are, ah you know, not going to be there physically. What up?
04:11:57
Speaker
Where can we stream this? can we is it mean stream Is it going to be on the network? How do we watch? Well, no, no. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I am the opener. Well, Michael technically is the opener and the host. um We are not streaming the actual um the actual stand-up show, but it is being filmed by a person, professional but videographer. But we will be streaming the the roast on Glick.
04:12:30
Speaker
not not not not Not on the poster. Not on the poster. Not on the poster. I hope I don't forget when the roast is. hope I don't forget when the roast is. Again, like I said, not on the poster.
04:12:48
Speaker
um because i shot them Sorry you're not the most fucking and important person in the room. But... okay the The stand-up, it won't be on social media because... Why would you put your stand-up comedy on social media? I mean, but even if you could like buy it or you know buy it... no it'll and you know we will We will have it... um It'll be sent out afterwards, but it's not going to be live. The actual stand-up won't be live and it won't be anywhere anywhere on social media. yeah okay okay um Because apparently...
04:13:27
Speaker
God, I wish Michael was still here to help this conversation. Because apparently putting your comedy on social media is bad. Because would be able to come out got to come up with new jokes after that. free make the Social media. Michael at?
04:13:45
Speaker
where's mike Where's Michael at? You know what? though I don't know. Some of the biggest comedians in the world who are making millions of dollars. have all of their stuff on social media.
04:13:59
Speaker
yeah well they right They're not that big. so so You figure you want to grow your following. You would want to do that. It's different. it's i am so i am I am very much excited to see what Brit brings.
04:14:17
Speaker
I'm not shitting on you, Brittany. Please, I'm not shitting on you. I'm very excited to see what Brittany brings. that's why i also know that you are nervous, which is expected. i mean Not at all, actually.
04:14:33
Speaker
okay You say that now until you're in front of everybody. Trust me. I've done it before. That's and that's what that's that's where i said, like, The only reason why I would be nervous is because Glick said he was going to make me a presseretic. No, ma'am. That's the only reason. I have made it very clear. i have made it very fucking clear that I am not going to fuck with you during your comedy set.
04:15:01
Speaker
Your actual statement. I have made it very clear. I am not going to. And I've also made it clear. And you said, no, I need you to be visible. Because I said, i will I will remove myself from your eyesight when you're doing your actual comedy.
04:15:17
Speaker
yeah When it comes to the roast, that's a different story. So don't. Do not. Do not. hey, hey. All seriousness. Britt looking forward to it. Your first your first set, right?
04:15:29
Speaker
Your first... so well going vegas Some open mic stuff, right, Britt? Yeah, and stuff like... Yeah, I've done it before around here. But this is the biggest one Even though it's not a huge show, it's still the bigger one that I've done.
04:15:46
Speaker
Or will be doing. I can't speak for Glick, okay? But I know for sure that Bradley cares. And I know that I do, too. So I want to say that I'm wishing you luck on it, and hopefully I get a chance ah to check it out. um i mean like You have to stand in the back anyway because you're a fucking giant. You can't see her if you're standing in the front row. so you know He's a lot bigger than you think he is. Oh, my God. I don't like saying that.
04:16:17
Speaker
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Yeah! and yeah She said it. Yeah, she said it. You're so big. You're so big. Hashtag.
04:16:35
Speaker
what were Well, I mean, I am a smaller chick as well, but like, yeah. Oh, well. Okay. Hey, everyone. I just want to say I'm getting out of here. So, peace and love, everyone. Have a good night. like really I gotta go. Bye-bye. Have a great night with y'all. Y'all cool. I love you. but but easy love it that's no nice sha Clip it. I need somebody that's harder than me to clip that. Around the four hour and 15 minute mark.
04:17:10
Speaker
If only Scotty G was in here right now. I know. I wish she was. No, no. I told Britt and going to say it again. I've been saying it for I don't know how long because I know I have to say this shit because apparently I'm a terrible human being in them and I'm a fucking piece of shit.
04:17:28
Speaker
Who said that? For actual comedy, I will not I have no intentions on fucking with. I'm actually very curious to see it and hear it.
04:17:40
Speaker
Well, some of the stories you already know. so Whether I know the stories are updated whether i know the stories or not, i don't know how you're deliver it but thirty minutes left I also made it very clear that during the roast, because i guess i i guess I'm going to have a seat and I'm going to be up on stage.
04:18:01
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yeah
04:18:04
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and During the roast, I may or may not allegedly fuck with Britney. I didn't even anything.
04:18:15
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f ask bar see oh my god i you do it i didn't even do anything You made me think of it. See, I not even do
04:18:35
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That's what I said. I need to like
04:18:44
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thing i know i won't i won't no i won't that's what i said i i need to i need to oh like be somewhere where she can't see me, which is going to be hard to do as Rocky said. Well, you've been there, right? Wait, no, you left. You didn't even come to the underground lounge, did you?
04:19:03
Speaker
After Michael's wedding? No, I left. Yeah, you have so you've never been there, right? No, I've never been there. Okay.
04:19:15
Speaker
yeah Yeah, you're going to have to hide like behind one of like the poles. That's what don't hide because i don't want to i don't want to like i want to hear it, and um um I'm curious about it because yeah you know being supportive like I am. Excuse me.
04:19:34
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Sorry.
04:19:37
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me sorry But I don't want to fuck it up. You know i mean Like, I don't want to fuck it up. And it's like, I'm going to be there listening as a fan, and but I don't want my presence to fuck it up. You know what i mean?
04:19:51
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Yeah. And I appreciate that because this is a big night for me. But also, I'm not from Ohio, so if I totally bomb, I don't have to see any of y'all every time. But don't even worry about bombing.
04:20:04
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I'm not. Because, like, During the, that's what said, during the roast, that's a whole other situation. Oh, yeah. ask But your actual comedy set, like.
04:20:16
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and and It's important to me, so I appreciate that. And this is what, and this so I wish Michael was here because it kind of rubbed me the wrong way.
04:20:27
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When I only something on here on a Saturday night, it was more to kind of. like i would mute everybody's microphone and it wouldn't matter if wally was here or or rocky was here people who who i would mute and i would say look i'm muting it as as the as the godfather as michael likes to say i'm muting everybody's mic we're gonna let brit do her thing but it was more like a practice run it was more like it was more like uh
04:20:59
Speaker
Get the jitters out. Go ahead. And doesn't have to be what you're going to do on New Year's Eve. could be something else. But it was more like run through it because I support it. And I'm curious to see what you're going to do. And I'm anxious to see what you're going to do.
04:21:16
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um But then Wednesday night, michael was like, ah she's not a monkey. She's not going to have for you. And I was like, dude. I get it, but it's totally different doing it on screen than it is in front of people. Exactly.
04:21:36
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But as a guy who's
04:21:40
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done this on screen and then was put on stage.
04:21:48
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It's totally different. so It was it was a won't help with it. It was a wild experience. And and and And I wish that that platform was there for me or that opportunity was there for me to, and I wasn't telling jokes or anything like that, but I wish that that opportunity was there for me before I got on stage to kind of have a run through. Even if I had done like a fucking live stream concert, you know I Because I did MC a concert and it wasn't there. It was just like,
04:22:25
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Here's a microphone. Yeah, here's a microphone. Get on stage. and and Which, you know, was scary as fuck. I'll be 100% honest with you guys. I don't like this. I'm not. i'm not I don't like to speak in public. I don't like to speak in front of an audience.
04:22:42
Speaker
But I got up there, and once I got those first couple sentences out, dude, it was like a drug, man. it is definite It's definitely addicting yeah it was It was amazing to je I'm so excited that like To get up on stage And to get a crowd reaction and And not only that But also knowing that there was people there That oh that were there for Glick's House of Music Or the Nonsensical Network that Who came out Which blew my mind That was a whole other thing It blew my mind that in Warren, Ohio, that people were listening to the nonsensical network or that they were listening to Glick's House of Music. or And I met a few people and I had a really good conversation with with a group of guys who watched Men Caring for Men.
04:23:40
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And they're like, that's why we're here tonight. We've never heard of these bands. We've never heard of these artists. We just knew you were going to be here and and and we're here because of men caring for men and then I got to have a conversation with them about like mental health and and blah blah blah that was crazy I remember you telling me about that that's like that's like such a cool thing honestly men like they do not get enough credit for what they do like I was raised by my father he wasn't always the best but like yeah we do the best put up with your shit
04:24:17
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Barely. It was fun. I met a young man who was in his 20s.
04:24:25
Speaker
I was standing in line to get a get a beverage. and This young lady came up and she said, oh my God. i was She didn't say, oh my God. She was like, hey, Glick.
04:24:36
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That was you being sexist. Like, oh my God. She was like, hey, Glick, can I have a hug? I was like, yeah Yeah, I guess.
04:24:49
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you know This was before I even went on stage or anything. and I gave her a hug. and she's like and what While we were hugging, she was like, I want to introduce you to my fiance. i was like, okay.
04:25:01
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and She introduced me and then I met him and his best friend and their other friend. and and I got to talking to them. and They were like, you know she found your men's mental health show and introduced it to us.
04:25:15
Speaker
and two of the guys were veterans her fiance and and another gentleman they were both veterans and we got to talking and and and and it was wild to me because like they're like the only reason we're here tonight is because of you like we don't know anything about this band and of course i was hyping up the southern outlaws and i was hyping up josh and and i wasn't really i wasn't really hyping up the network i was more there for the band but I got to have a really good conversation with them where we got so lost in conversation that
04:25:50
Speaker
ah I was being yelled at because I was supposed to be on stage and and it was wild. So, you know, and it's, it's a cool experience and and it's, it's cool to know that people are listening and watching. And and that's what I'm looking. I'm looking forward for you, Britt, you know, you're new in the comedy game. And that's why i said, that's just honest to goodness.
04:26:13
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Yeah. let people say what they want to say about me. Create the monster that they want to envision me to be. I'm fucking pumped. Yeah, I don't want to screw up your set. So, like, I'm not going to fuck you. Especially because we have Robert Coleman and he's the World Series comedy winner. Yeah, don't care about Robert Coleman. I do because, like, that's going to put me out there. Well, I mean, yeah, but that's the thing, but, like,
04:26:42
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um There may be people that are from what we do here, and I don't want to fuck that up for you. appreciate it. The thing of it is, it'll open the door for you on many opportunities.
04:27:03
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Just remember, be yourself. Oh, I always am. Wally, have I not been myself? how on sunday Some days it depends on the ditziness, but yes, you've always been here.
04:27:18
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That was me. Just be you like you are here, except on the be the cobra side. just been you got That's all you gotta to do. Hey guys, it's past my bedtime.
04:27:32
Speaker
Later, sha Shaman. things bedro Thanks for having me. I will see you guys. Sometimes. sometimesson samma lama you know Love you, brother. Cheers.
04:27:45
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I love all you guys. Have a good night. thank you ri That's like me coming basically coming out of my shell to do this. How long did I talk to you, Glick, for wanting to come do something like this? And then I finally said, fuck it, and finally did it. Wally didn't even want to be a part of the network. Wally just wanted to do his own thing.
04:28:07
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and i was And I was constantly... yu Telling him just Wally you're killing it right now are Yeah No and I think I was I was talking to Kayla about it and I was like
04:28:25
Speaker
First and foremost for those guys who don't know Wally like there's there's two people in my life like my longest friends Wally and Stacy Stacy you know who Stacy is Wally you know um
04:28:41
Speaker
while this motherfucker if i wouldn't even have to ask this motherfucker this son of bitch will go through hell and but would gladly walk through hell and back for me
04:28:53
Speaker
and i told wally and it was it wasn't even it wasn't even a conversation of having him on the network anything like that he was like hey man i want to do this i want to do that and it was just like just do it man just just fucking do it and just be yourself bro yep and when he decided to do it he was wally you were the one that was like i mean i can't come up on the network well yeah i'm the one who approached you about and and it started out i mean the the way it started out and everything was you know It was kind of cool doing both things on one night, and then when I got the opportunity to actually expand the shows out to two separate shows, it brings in two different honest audiences and shit, and you weren't guessing, oh, what is he talking about this Monday night? Is it going to be yeah dinosaurs, basically, as Glick says, or is it going to be cars?
04:29:44
Speaker
This way, now, with it with it being split off, I can plan out for my motorsports. I can plan out for my my cold-blooded conversations and shit. And and yeah. And then he disappears while you're talking. What a good friend. oh he's still on there. It's all good. But you it's it's just one of those things. I mean, with the way the year's been, I've been back in October's actually made it. Well, November was officially a year being part of the network doing shows. So um yeah, this year it's been kind of off and on. I wish I was a little more consistent, but
04:30:19
Speaker
ah Next year is going to be a lot different. so Everybody has shit going on in their life right now. oh no But I mean, for what it is, and I think it's been 2025 has been a pretty damn good year for being one year on doing what I'm doing where I hated even giving a speech in class.
04:30:38
Speaker
but So, I mean, it's I've definitely come a long way. You're becoming more like confident. Oh, yeah. Yeah, more laid back. joy and I'm actually enjoying what I'm doing.
04:30:51
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I've actually got more people now than I associate with and stuff. It's following the network, following my own personal YouTube channel that I do my videos for my motorsports and stuff on.
04:31:03
Speaker
But I've got a lot more people that's actually been – since I've been doing the shows, I've had more people – follow on the on facebook and here on youtube now the network that tunes in and shit when they can so love that i mean it's oh that it's been awesome but
04:31:23
Speaker
it's nice to have a platform i i could tell because like i have only been on the network for a few months now um and i could tell like as it's been going on, you've become more confident. and Oh, yeah. you Especially with Johnny Bong's on there, too, so you guys can actually talk to each other instead of you reading, like, the comments or stuff, you know. Right. and another person These last two weeks, like i was saying earlier, that has been... It's awesome having somebody with a like mind of the same shit that we can talk, and it's different views of everything, having him on on with me now. So, I mean, it
04:32:02
Speaker
It kind of opens the door to endless possibility. Plus, it brings people over from his channel that's been tuning in because I've got got us more people coming in and shit that he's been trying, and they've been actually coming in and watching the shows now that he's, since I've had him with me.
04:32:19
Speaker
Tell them to subscribe. Oh, we've been trying. Trust me. But, yeah, i just... Yeah, there you go, Britt. There you go. okay Got my granny one time.
04:32:31
Speaker
Granny one time. there's There's sweet Granny Glick right there. Yeah, Glick, how'd you like my Thursday night thing? what the i using my just I just can't wait for you guys to to abandon me and shit on me and go and make me feel like an asshole when you do your own thing.
04:32:53
Speaker
i already do my own I already do my own thing on the side and that's my YouTube channel. That's what do. I I live to support people until they until they decide to venture out on their own. I've did and i been here been here a year now, November, like I told you, man, ride or die until this network burns to the ground, dude.
04:33:17
Speaker
If this network burns to the ground is when I burn it to the ground. Well, and I'm here until the end, man. man Rocky, I don't know if you got your ear holes on. I was ready to burn it down a couple few months ago. Yeah, dude. You said that you were going to restart the whole shit. I was going to burn this bitch to the motherfucking ground.
04:33:37
Speaker
That's new to me. I didn't know that. i didn I'm so glad that you didn't. No, I was going burn this bitch to the ground. And and and and it wasn't and it wasn't any it wasn't anything bad on you guys.
04:33:49
Speaker
I was going to burn this bitch to the ground. And i and and it's more of a... Wally, you know this about me more than anybody. you you You fucking challenge me. You tell me I can't. Watch. I'm going to burn this bitch to the ground. Grab your popcorn and your favorite.
04:34:07
Speaker
don't don't Don't pull it up. I didn't pull anything up. I ain't touching nothing. I was going burn this bitch to the ground. I'd be like, all right, you motherfuckers want to dance with me?
04:34:19
Speaker
I'm going to show you motherfuckers who I am. and and And Rocky was like, dude,
04:34:26
Speaker
Rocky was a big voice, but then at the same time, Wally, Britt, and Michael were like, dude, we're here. yeah We're here, man. and i was like Like I told you, no matter what, dude. I told Michael this the other day. I said ah said, since I started nonsensical nonsense, not the network, but nonsensical network nonsensical nonsense leading into the network, everybody who's been here Everybody who's been here up until now has burned me.
04:34:59
Speaker
Everybody has burned me. Every single person has burned me. But it was Rocky and it was you guys that was like, nope.
04:35:10
Speaker
All right, we ain't burning it down. We're not going to burn it to the ground because motherfuckers are going to run. It's been that way with you, period, besides this fucking network.
04:35:21
Speaker
You and me has been ride or die even when you were in South Carolina, dude. that's right It's always been that way. I told Kayla, I said there was one time where Wally and I were toe-to-toe.
04:35:33
Speaker
Seventh grade. one time Eighth grade, right? Eighth grade, yep. yeah Actually, it was right at the beginning of fucking school. We weren't even in school two months yet when that shit went down. Wally and I were toe-to-toe.
04:35:48
Speaker
and and and and And it was like once we were toe-to-toe, nose-to-nose, ready to fucking... just beat the brakes off of each other, Wally realized he was wrong and I was right. The only time it'll ever happen.
04:36:06
Speaker
a I'll take it. A win is a win.
04:36:12
Speaker
no this you know no So you guys, like this, this Michael, Britt, Wally, one approve And approve to prove, too, that ah you're the ride or die, dude. You're the one only one that I've had as a friend that actually spent the time and came to two of my son's fucking middle school football games when you moved back to Ohio, dude.
04:36:33
Speaker
Everybody else just blew me off. You're the only one that ever showed up. no like So, I mean, that that right there is the other thing, too. So, you know. Yeah, the four of you on this network and Rocky. Rocky's like an extended...
04:36:49
Speaker
unofficial official member of the network. Like, you guys, this is my ride or die right here, man. like this is this is And Rocky was a big voice when I was ready to burn it down.
04:37:00
Speaker
Hey. We're going to make it now. Glick, I'm going to cut you off a minute. He's not an unofficial official. He is a official member of the network, even though he's not here all the time. Rocky is family. so He is family.
04:37:15
Speaker
rocky at roll rocky Rocky is family. Yes. He knows. Rocky's the... Look at him He's so cute. he know He knows it. He knows the truth. If I'm not here on Saturday night. Oh, Brittany, did you see that? Did you see that? I saw it. I saw it. I it. I did it. I have to do the little wave and then the Brittany little thing, you know. Rocky's the, if I'm not here on Saturday night, more than likely, Rocky will be here.
04:37:54
Speaker
excuse to here The fun thing is there's been a couple times me and Rocky's ran the show on Saturday when you haven't been able to. Rocky almost ran the show tonight. because Yeah, he said he would if you weren't going to be here. And I told Rocky Tuesday night, I said, dude, you let me know. I'll come up and co-host with you on Saturday again, man. I fucking love it.
04:38:16
Speaker
yeah That's what we're here for, man. not good podcaster, but I will jump up any time. this my guy This is my guy, man. Shut up, Jedi. Wait until you... Oh, you sons of bitches.
04:38:29
Speaker
Wait until you see what Rocky and I have. It looks like two. We were talking about that last night. Hey, why don't you bring your stupid, goofy-ass default ass up here?
04:38:43
Speaker
scared Yeah, Jedi, I am miss you, man. Get up here, dude. I still havent got my invite. Shaman's not up here, Jedi. Now you can come up. Wait
04:38:58
Speaker
that's all say wait until you guys see what Rocky and I have. I'm ready for the drop of Rocky's new album, man. I can't wait. Oh yeah, maybe fucking too. Monday.
04:39:11
Speaker
December 15th.
04:39:14
Speaker
Exclusively December 16th. There you go. Glick House of Music Tuesday night. We dropped the album on the network. I just had Rocky on there. I don't give a shit. it's it's go Rocky's be out Glicks House of Music a lot.
04:39:30
Speaker
Wally's balls have been showing more and more lately. now here go on the show ah well yeah so The reason why I took a little step back just there for a second, you reminded me i forgot um oh you reminded me that I was supposed to record that that song, so I went and recorded it really quickly. that's What song?
04:39:49
Speaker
The doors. Or sorry, The Door by Teddy Slips. Really? ah pilot I haven't even mixed it yet. Slacker. Oh, is, Rocky. I see how it is. i mean, I'm still waiting for my Sasquatch song.
04:40:10
Speaker
but It's okay. Here, we'll fix this problem. Oh, hey, what's up, dude? I don't know My hands are right here. that I didn't take my own stuff down. i've got you. like who did it as re break I swear I didn't do it. go like that wasnt me I know who did it.
04:40:34
Speaker
i'm still waiting on my sacart song but requested the doors song Yes, yes, it's been on it's been on my list for a little bit. I just have to step away and and get it to get it recorded at least. so Well, see, that's how I am with my comedy. I don't want to like do it on here. have to mess it first, right?
04:41:00
Speaker
Yeah, I don't mind. I guess I can i can export it as is. I'm not i'm not trying to make you... I was trying to add shit on here, but it won't let me. I'm not... not not i'm not trying to make you I'm not trying to make anybody dance like puppets.
04:41:15
Speaker
Like I said, I was just... I know, liar. I do make Rocky dance. I do make Rocky dance like a puppet.
04:41:27
Speaker
Rocky's used to it. Rocky, I'm like, I go sing John Legend. Rocky's like, oh, come on, man. Ooh, let's do it. I saw this. I saw Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel. I remember.
04:41:39
Speaker
when there Was it Key and Michael Key? Yeah. I think maybe when he was like doing the karaoke and he was like imitating John Legend, singing the Toys R Us song. and Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good, man. I'm not even going to lie. those That was actually good.
04:41:59
Speaker
Give us little You guys are getting threatened with the microphone, Rock. I will 100% give you a John Legend song the minute you give us a little bit of your stand-up.
04:42:10
Speaker
right. We're done. We're done. Oh, you scared. Come on. Look, Now, Britt, I'm going to throw this out there. And we can do it backstage, too. So, you know, wait minute. I'll do that. You know what I meant by that. Like, do it. I mean, do your performance. It's what Rocky said. You do it.
04:42:33
Speaker
You do him and he does you. Backdoor. Wait, what? I'm going to grab my strap on. Yeah, Rocky's black. He loves a white woman.
04:42:49
Speaker
yeah Yeah. You like metal, right, Rockley? Yes, I do. Which is awesome. That's yeah my genre, mainly.
04:43:00
Speaker
I love metal, especially when I'm like, that's the best way to process my emotions. ah Yeah, what's your favorite metal band? Or like three of them, give me three. Okay, I can give you three. Let me see. Come say hi. Four. Give us the Mount Rushmore of metal bands. Oh, hell no, man. Okay, well, i can I can say that there's some people up there. I will say, okay, this might not go over well with glue. Wow, Chris Sikersian. You really just don't like me no more, Sikersian. What's up, bro? what What's up, Chris?
04:43:32
Speaker
What's going on, man? Yeah, you should have your Walmart room here on a couple Saturdays, man. I don't Chris Technician, anybody else you want to say hi to? Because apparently we're not friends anymore. Hi, Chris Technician.
04:43:45
Speaker
Hi, Chris. What's up? Well, I'm five hours and my man ain't even said hi to me one time. He's been on the show for four hours. My man has said hi to everybody else. The OG of OGs. Chris Technician has been with me since Periscope.
04:44:06
Speaker
hey My man has literally said hi to everybody else and he's like, fuck you like all night long. There we go. There we go. there you gola and and I feel like we broke up, Chris
04:44:28
Speaker
You had to get it out of him. You had to beg for it. yeah bit of your high notice though I have to ask. Wipe your tears, Glick. I see the tear running down your cheek. because I love
04:44:49
Speaker
but but you know i love you too, buddy. I got to bust your balls, man. I love you, man. You're awesome. The OG of OGs right there, man. I didn't know if you were saying hi to Glick or Chris Technician.
04:45:04
Speaker
Or Wally. Wally's name is Chris. What the fuck is happening around here? that's why we don't know that That's why I go by Glick. That's why he goes by Wally. Okay.
04:45:16
Speaker
We got the triple C's in the house. Triple C. Rocky, you're okay. rocky you're okay My middle name is Chris.
04:45:28
Speaker
What's going on, Chris? Yeah. Brittany Christian Cox. That bitch.
04:45:39
Speaker
Black cock. Never heard that one before. I feel uncomfortable. You know what i know what I felt? I was trying to think of the last C. I was like, black cock.
04:45:53
Speaker
People are always like, I bet your middle name is love. Man, you show Glick your dick once and he can't stop talking about it. Glick, shut the fuck up. What? talking to secret is where I came from. You shut the fuck up, Rocky. That's the only reason why qualified to be a Sasquatch, by the way.
04:46:12
Speaker
It's not. Oh, is that of the emotion truth's coming out now? i see how it is. It's part of the initiation. I see you what it is. Rocky has a white guy dick.
04:46:24
Speaker
it think and That was the criteria. He was like, oh, never mind. You're good. You've been a white boy dick, and you're also four foot tall, little bitch. like You can be mini me. It's fine You be mini...
04:46:44
Speaker
Dark-complected Glick, if you want to. He saw Austin Powers too many times. How tall are you? I want a mini-me. That'd be sick, dude, to have a mini-person. Dude, you wish have a mini-me. His name's Cash.
04:46:57
Speaker
rocky Rocky is iraqi is five foot two I am not. Fuck off. Glick, you told me he was 4'2". You lied. You gave a foot. I am hi i am five ten five ten 5'10". 5'10", my ass.
04:47:16
Speaker
I am 5'10". if you're 5'10", my dick is three foot long. I am I'm I'm not qualified to be a six foot, unfortunately. I missed the gene poll on that one, unfortunately. Don't worry. wallie's only five ten two and nope Wally's only 5'10", too.
04:47:41
Speaker
Wally's a big boy, though, man. Which you guys don't understand This cat is a fucking he's He is white as you Knock somebody out bro Until tap his big ass out Y'all should hang out Y'all should hang out and have like a wrestling match For real Who me and Wally Yeah You do realize I have been friends since seventh grade. We've hung out a lot. Which is why you should do. You guys 100% should. That'd be cool. I'm not only going to tap him out. Put your belt on the line.
04:48:14
Speaker
No, I was still going to say make a belt for it. and see No, no, no. Take his belt. Take his pride and joy away from Wally. Take him up in your background, man. embarrassing and I'll give him noogie and a wet willy.
04:48:34
Speaker
No, you got to hang them up in their background, Wally, after you take them from them. So you can always see them on the show. I'll tell you what, Wally. I'll tell you what, Wally. This belt right here. This belt right here. This belt right here will have we'll have the new the new logo for one of the shows. Because we're going to work on a logo. Oh, yeah, you didn't hear that.
04:48:54
Speaker
You didn't hear that. Dude, you and I, or you... If you want me to step the fuck out, shut the fuck up. let's we separated You separated the shows.
04:49:08
Speaker
So we need to have... What Rachel give you? Actually, that was Damien. Oh, it's a boy. um a Yeah, I've been working on a few things. So and we we need we need new show logos to separate them.
04:49:29
Speaker
Because you got two different shows. Right. So if you want to do something on your own, that's fine. If not, let me know what you're kind of thinking of and what you're working on. i like so The part that sucks is I like what I have, but I'm tired of fucking listening Crybaby shit.
04:49:46
Speaker
I understand that. we don't We don't talk about that shit. We don't worry about that. I know. no i'm gonna kind of I'll come up with some ideas, Sinti, and see what you can do with it. Let me um and and and well well We'll get two different... well Not only that, but i mean at the end of day, you have two different shows now. so We need two different Logos and thumbnails and stuff like that. Right. You were drinking. What did he give you?
04:50:12
Speaker
Sweet tea. Just tea? you Just tea. What's wrong with that? Sweet tea is like the best drink ever. No, I love sweet tea, but put a little whiskey in I don't have any. Rachel's the only one that's got stuff left. I finished mine off about a month ago. I had, so.
04:50:28
Speaker
don't you go buy more? About a month ago. I just haven't thought about it. i don't drink enough. What's the time? Rocky and I buy new stuff every day. Hey, baby. How was your snack time?
04:50:43
Speaker
um I'm not going to... Why are you coming back? you, Rockley. You said exactly what I was thinking. She was back here like she was like she was doing something. What were you doing out there?
04:50:57
Speaker
Isn't the bathroom right there? She's probably taking a shit. No, she wasn't taking shit. She was like, I never even had that much. I just asked how your snack time was, and it was like... like you get I'm ready to see the na the but you get a black eye on our ne on the network, because she's going slug you right in your eye.
04:51:14
Speaker
I fucking hope so. You already got a black eye on the network. Wally, what are you talking about? I said I, not guy. You just invited me. You just said I was part of the network. where I am a part of a member now. i don't get it.
04:51:32
Speaker
was way too pretty for you, Blake, by the way. I'm sorry. i yes i know. wally my be Here, that's for you, Rock. I just got on to why everyone was laughing at that. bri I know.
04:51:48
Speaker
She is way too pretty for me. and She's also...
04:51:53
Speaker
Too intelligent. She deals with your bullshit, too. with guys Yeah, she's way too awesome to deal with my bullshit. She dealt with my bullshit. She dealt my bullshit last weekend.
04:52:05
Speaker
After being up for... I was up for... and I didn't go to bed until like 10 or 11 o'clock last Sunday. Does that say how you did the show and then you were up for another like four and a half hours?
04:52:19
Speaker
Doing the after party last I think I was there, wasn't I? You were there for part of it. I was all up in my feels. Nah, she's an amazing woman, man. ah i don't I don't deserve her at all.
04:52:38
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Correct. She puts up with me and she thinks correct. Keep your head out of your keep your head out of your ass. be oh He doesn't know how to do that. Trust actually he does. but He just just doesn't do it enough.
04:52:57
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no Yeah, I'm ratting you out, motherfucker. No, he doesn't do it.
04:53:04
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I know he can get his head out of his ass. He's a big bro. I love Glick to death. My head is not in my ass. The problem is... Your ass is in your head?
04:53:16
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yeah base the The problem is is like i ain't never known i ain't never known nobody like her before.
04:53:28
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that English? No. Oh my gosh. I ain't never known nobody like her. Lift your hat up. Put your hand here to see if you're feeling okay. It's a Glickism I swear the grammar around here is like terrible And it fucks me up Oh my god We don't need the nitpicking They're called Glickisms And it's called a Glictionary For a reason No But I i i Ain't that Well it ain't a word And I ain't gonna use it It's in the dictionary Yes it is
04:54:10
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Well, if it's in a dictionary, then I ain't never known a word. I ain't never known a word before. And I ain't never known a woman to take care of me the way that she takes care of me and the way that she treats me. So, yeah.
04:54:25
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Am I scared that I'm going to fuck up and have my head up my ass and fucking ruin everything that there is? You're goddamn right I am. Well, then that means you're you're working on yourself, correct?
04:54:36
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and working on my I've been working on myself. I've done been working on myself. Oh my fucking God. Now I'm working on her. i'm trying to I'm trying to help her. i'm trying to um I'm her voice of reason. Which, if I'm ever the voice of reason... Look out.
04:54:54
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yeah Oh yes, let's go! Do it, do it, do it Do it you like your girlfriend, bro? I love my girlfriend, bro.
04:55:05
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share what you were saying about your current one she decided to make a a statement i think your current one but oh my god i have rockley you need to come to the fucking roast please i swear when is it again ah new jerseys oh Oh, yeah. Glick's had a lot of relationship. Glick's a fuck darting. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's obvious. But, like, there's different ways of saying it. Yeah, Glick trusts people and he trusts women. and and I can't roast Glick, man. This is the great story about Glick is that everybody burns him at the end.
04:55:47
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Except for these motherfuckers on the panel right now. That's right. Where is Brandy? Oh, yeah I mean, Kayla. kalee i said these Look how far Wally rolled his eyes. but over here on the bed i copy see the all the tearkull but i can see the back of my skull on that plus years of this mofi i'll tell you what ill tell you what my man wall put i tell you would well man wallowe was really there
04:56:20
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oh excuse me that was Jesus Christ. A man Wally without hesitation was ready to drive his ass from Ohio to South Carolina
04:56:36
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to fucking make a body disappear. Yep. Allegedly. No, no, no, Okay, okay. I was looking out for you guys. It didn't happen. It didn't happen. sheation And my man and i was, Wally and I were talking and my man was like, I'm going to leave right now.
04:57:02
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I'll be there 7 a.m. I was like, bro, calm down. But I met Kayla and Kayla's the same way. Like, A week after yeah She was the same way like boom right now Like ride or die And and i i I ain't never had a ride or die Female I know I've been I know I've been in relationships I know that I've Been this and that and the other Thing But think it's not me like You think that that's going to be the main I don't care if that's the main thing or not I don't care I don't care
04:57:40
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He's trying to pull an M&M, by the way. He's just trying to say something about ourselves before the roast happens. so sure Or, material. you are...
04:57:53
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see you are so scared like where you said afraid that I'm going to pull an M&M on you guys. I want to be roasted. brit You don't know that. I want you to roast me back. I don't give a fuck. Do it. I roast you every Saturday night.
04:58:09
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like I want to be roasted. We have tried. Rocky, am I wrong? We have tried to do a roast of Glick. What? Two, three times?
04:58:20
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Yeah. yeah It don't work out two ago. So bad. Yeah, but now that it's actually happening, it's like you're shaking in the knees. I'm not.
04:58:31
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All right, Rockley, play your fucking song, please. I'm excited. Play your song, Rockley.
04:58:54
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I took a page out of your favorite book. You sold me lies just by the way you look. Tell me a language that I never speak.
04:59:05
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Baby, that ain't for me. That ain't for me. I dug my grave watching the way you move. You took me higher than I ever flew.
04:59:16
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Too many times gave you a second chance. Baby, I'm just a man. I'm just a man. No, we're thinking about you late night.
04:59:28
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No, we're running around with your friend now. I'm picking the pieces of my soul.
04:59:41
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I want you, baby. But I can't play this thing no more. I thought it would kill me. But tonight I saved my life when I showed you the door.
05:00:15
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Oh my god, I love your fucking singing voice so fucking much. I literally, i have chills. I i like i got goose flesh. At least not your best work.
05:00:27
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Oh, what a dick.
05:00:31
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I expect no less. No, no, no, no, no. No, you saw him nodding his head, though. You saw him nodding his head. No, no, no, no. You know what's crazy is I've been showing Glick music for so long now that I wasn't even paying attention to you guys respectfully. i was looking at his face to see what his reaction was. And he was nodding his head. I sound like an asshole. To everybody listening.
05:01:02
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Because you are an asshole. Sorry, never mind. i am an asshole. I sound like an asshole to everybody listening. it But to Rocky, it's like... That's true friendship right there.
05:01:16
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yeah like you can't be honest If you can't be honest about it, there's you know what's the point? Well, that's not even ah him being honest. He's just being dick. No, I'm not being a dick. Brotherly love.
05:01:30
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It's not being a dick in any way at the end of the day. Like, and I know that was it. Okay. ah now i'm Now I'm in. I know I have to explain myself.
05:01:44
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Yeah. Because now I'm made to feel like a fucking asshole. No, you're not. You're good, bro. rock that was that That was good. That was good. But I know Rocky.
05:01:57
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And I know that was rushed. And I know that he did it quick. i know It could be better. I know he's going to 100% do it better. I dug it already. So if it could get better. but i do yeah I love it.
05:02:13
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I don't know why I did that. but ah good I know Rocky's going to sit down. He's going to take his time. And he's going to do what he needs to do.
05:02:26
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i mean oh music Yeah, music is... He's going to do better. Rocky, you can do better. Be better. Be better, Rocky. hey fuck You know what? you know This is what everyone wants to is what this is this is This is how I'm being painted. Rocky, that fucking sucked.
05:02:41
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You're fucking terrible. No, no, no. I didn't think that. I'm just being a... We know who did that. ha! have one
05:02:57
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Suck Rocky. He was trying to be nice for a second and you're like fuck off. yeah yeah No, trust me. Rocky did not take his time on that song. No, that was a quick throw together.
05:03:13
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that's oh yeah he said That's like his three minute throw together song. I didn't even mix it. That's why I was like. those was that was it those rock set me That was Rocky setting me up because he knows I'm going to be honest. his Rocky setting me up to be an asshole.
05:03:27
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Putting music together is definitely like a hard thing to do. Oh God. Rocky. Oh my God. God.
05:03:38
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oh ah ah guys we be quite davidally
05:03:49
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you're better than be proud of me You'll never reach full Sasquatchian if you don't be better, Rocky.
05:03:59
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No, I liked it, but I get, i guess, what I did get goosebumps. Maybe it's just because I know you now. Now that I shit on you, Brittany's like, oh yeah, I loved it. It was great. It was good, but I understand it takes a lot of time. Then I shit on you and she's like, you know, it could be better. I didn't say that. I got goosebumps. I did. I got goosebumps.
05:04:24
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Rocky broke the hearts of Kayla and Jersey and
05:04:29
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like rocky rocky broke the hearts of kayla in jersey and Mandy and all the ladies watching.
05:04:41
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um All the ladies watching Tuesday night because Rocky would not sing live on Glitch House of Music. However, however, and this was Rocky's idea, not mine, because I don't make people dance like fucking Rocky. Yeah, you You're the one. you do. Don't say that. What do you mean? Hey, sing. Sing. Sing. Sing. Sing, boy. Sing. But Rocky did say we were going to... Rocky and I are going to be doing a lot of... I feel like had to change the name of the show. When you come up, it's Glick and Rocky's House of Music.
05:05:25
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you know When you come up, like It's not Glick's house of music anymore. It's Glick and Rocky's house of music. Is that going to be official? But Rocky did say, when he's there, yes.
05:05:38
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when When Rocky is there, it'll officially be Glick and Rocky's house of music. But Rocky did promise the chat and the listeners that he's going to come up one night and he's going to be prepared and he's going to be ready to sing.
05:05:56
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Hey, Glick, I know you have your music shit, but I've had many of bands. Is there like a daytime show where I could do some music stuff? No.
05:06:11
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50 bucks a minute. You heard what Lolly said. Why? Put that shit in my hand. Well, because he doesn't do metal shit.
05:06:23
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And the main band that I sent him... Or metal bands. And he's like... Have you ever watched Luke's House of Music? yeah Bitch, I've been in your comments. What the fuck you talking about?
05:06:36
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Bitch, I've done metal bands. Bitch, all I need is their social media. I'm talking about death metal. Oh, by the way, Lee.
05:06:49
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I need a social media outside of YouTube. Well, I understand that. and I understand that the bands you've sent me... think they're bigger than any I need their social media outside of YouTube so I can actually send them a message.
05:07:05
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Well, you before you were like, no, they need to hit me up. No, i I have said, ask them to hit me up or send me their social media so I can hit them up.
05:07:18
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But I'm also not going to bring a band on that says we're too big to do that. They didn't say that. I said that. Well, you said that. The one band that I told you, they're in Japan right now. They've been touring all around Europe.
05:07:34
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I still need their social... I don't care. Blacktop Mojo has been to Europe multiple times. Blacktop Mojo has toured with some of the biggest bands in the world.
05:07:44
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And they have been... not only on our show, but they've also been friends of the show since we started. and I could literally message the lead singer of black top Mojo right now. And he'll message me back.
05:08:02
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I don't care how big or small you are. I still need your social media so I can hit you up. But at the same time, if you hit me with some bullshit and I have hit a some big names with this,
05:08:16
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You hit me with some bullshit that you think you're bigger than my show. That's okay. That's fine. But if you say it, I'm going to hurt your feelings. Oh, they didn't say it. I said it.
05:08:27
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I know. I'm just saying, like, I don't care how big or small you are. The entire concept of music is to put you out there, you know, independent artists, up-and-coming artists.
05:08:42
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But don't big-time me because the moment you big-time me, I'm going to clown you, and I'm going to make you look like an asshole. There's a cat on TikTok right now who big-timed me because he big on TikTok, but you know where his music's gone outside of TikTok?
05:08:58
Speaker
Nowhere. He can't fucking do anything on Spotify. He can't do anything on YouTube. He can't do anything anywhere outside of TikTok.
Social Media Tensions and Aspirations
05:09:08
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And he clowned me and made me out to be a bitch on TikTok,
05:09:12
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And then he came to me when he was trying to do other social media. and i was like, my sorry, bro. I'm too big for you. ah i o yeah
05:09:27
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I'm not too big for anyone. don't give a fuck who you are. Well, thanks for humiliating me in front of hundreds of your fans, Glick. Sorry, Ryan. yeah i' mean I didn't say no names. I didn't say no names. You didn't say any names.
05:09:46
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It's not no names. God, Ohioans. I won't say any names for any artists who big time me. Big time me, that's cool.
05:09:56
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Remember that. Remember that. They get like millions of views when we have five people watching right now. That's why I said it. I don't know. i don't care.
05:10:10
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Clearly. But it would be helpful. You know? But i but i mean I'm not that guy. That guy literally just fucking commented.
05:10:24
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yeah that guy would he just you not that bad paul you're not that guy he's that guy i'm not i'm not that i'm that guy I don't look at numbers. I don't i don't look at I don't do that. Quality over quantity, right? I have been able to see Glick with on TikTok. He had like 700 people in his life while he was drunk and just rambling and talking about stuff. And karaoke. were doing karaoke, too. that was that was my That was my main account that has been Thanos.
05:11:04
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I have had... when When I was on Periscope, I've had three, 4,000 people watching me on Periscope. Yeah. Not too long ago, I was live on TikTok.
05:11:15
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And I started to bring some of those people in there into this show. Yeah. I had i had i had over 1,000 people watching me one night out of nowhere on TikTok.
05:11:28
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And I started to bring them into this network, this show, the shows that we do. And... and and and and and ah comments that were made and and and and and I'm not saying it is what it is. i don't fucking care. The truth is the truth at the end of the day. You bust my balls about my relationships. You bust my balls about this. You bust my balls about that. but i i i understand where we stand as a network. where We're growing. We're up and coming.
05:12:04
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We're trying to create something. that We're still trying to find our place in this world But this is what I do. I'm not going to tell Bert Kreischer how to tell fucking jokes on stage.
05:12:18
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I'm not going to tell actual Rose or Dave Draymond or Izzy Hale how to sing on stage. I'm going to tell Joe Rogan how to podcast.
05:12:29
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You're
Music Preferences and Debates
05:12:30
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gonna tell Bert Kressler how to have a big belly? Yeah, you can. you can't tell You can definitely tell him how to podcast. What are you talking about? Yeah, but of all people you named.
05:12:41
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He's like irrelevant now, i think. He's annoying. Gotta turn the camera angle like this, right? So you're looking like... I've done this. Yeah. with that. i like really now i' burn it down I give you a lot of shit.
05:12:58
Speaker
I understand. And you give me a lot of shit. you take it. We give shit. Shit give it, shit take it. Shit take it, shit give it. Cleveland steamer.
05:13:11
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Let's go. Gross. cleveland steamer let's go believe
05:13:20
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just because there hasn't been a saturday night without this i just have to i already did that earlier you're late all right i didn't see it i just that's for you sarge Sorry, he back you and that was my one thing I had to do for Sars. No, he'll kill'll go back and listen. But I'll tell you, he'll see that I came on to make sure that that photo was on at least twice.
05:13:42
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Twice it got put on for sure. a You asked me about my favorite metal bands. I can't. yeah Are you talking about metal bands or singers? Hold on. This is the question that I ask everybody. you were stuck on a desert island for one year,
05:14:00
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and you had four bands to choose. It doesn't even have to be metal. um Whatever, mix it up if you want. If you were stuck in an island only for one year, what four bands would you choose?
05:14:17
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Mine changes every day, honestly. so yeah I know it's hard. a i went Sorry. going to go Avenged Sevenfold.
05:14:28
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Avenged Sevenfold, okay.
05:14:33
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I know it's a hard question. Do what? corn Korn. Yes. or yeah Pantera. oh fuck yeah The original all members of Pantera or the new? The original. the original original oh ge original You can't. yeah and i mean It's kind of like Linkin Park with them replacing it. No offense to her.
05:14:54
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No offense to her. He's a great singer but that pisses me the fuck off. Yeah.
05:15:02
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Thinking he can replace Chester. God damn it Chester and Lester. I'm going to say right now, Fozzie. Chester and Lester. I know. You said it. It's not metal. was i have to i I like Fozzie, dude.
05:15:24
Speaker
Come on. I'm cool with it. I did not expect that, but okay. ah Look, look, Chris Jericho has to be able to... I'm just so... I mean, you it changes and it's really hard. i don't want to insult. Like, I can do honorable mentions. I can say... can say testaments. testament i can say... i can say um Testicles?
05:15:52
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yeah I mean, Ozzy is... But he's not a... He's dead, R.I.P. Uh-uh. What the fuck? Okay, Ozzy was great.
05:16:04
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Holy shit. um typo Typo Negative. um Dude, there's so many great bands. like you know who And that's why I was like, are you talking about just singers?
05:16:18
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Or are you talking about full-on bands? No, no, no. Musicians, bands, singers, whatever. And when you go wide, when you cast a wide net like that, that's – because I listen to everything. Me too. So it's hard for me to just, like – if I have a criteria – then it's easier. Would you agree, Wally? like if i like if it's Why you asking Wally?
05:16:37
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Oh, come on. like I feel like I'm a lot of this. Like breaking it down like rock and roll bands, heavy metal bands, R&D. There's so many good ones. so Oh yeah, there is and everywhere.
05:16:50
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I asked people that question, but you need to mix it up because you're stuck on that island for a year. I feel like you need to mix up the genres. I could get by for a year on nothing but heavy metal. 100%. 100%. 100%. I'd be good. But if i have to throw in like a few different ones...
05:17:10
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um bearcu parkway drive ah but was me i rob toy but Well, with the metal... I put on... Look, and that's not even metal. System of a Down. I love all of their shit.
05:17:27
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Citizen Cope is also dope. I fucking love Citizen Cope. Oh my fucking God. They're coming to Inc... Incarceration in Mansfield in July.
05:17:39
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They're one of the one of the bands playing. Citizen of a Down or Citizen Cope? Citizen Cope. I'm going. They're they're in the lineup. At Mansfield.
05:17:52
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Thank you for reminding me of them, honestly. listen to way too many. With heavy metal, to kind of mix it up, go back to my old school. I got to throw in some NWA, some Tupac. Yeah. If we're getting out of metal, though, then we can go Q. We can go LLQJ. We can go freaking Wu-Tang. We can go Big L. mean, there's so many different ones you can go through if we're going in a hip-hop. Oh, yeah.
05:18:22
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Yeah, I mean, it's just... I grew up on that genre. I was that kid that had that mixture. I went from country... To rock, to metal, and then of course, like said, old school gangster and actual real hip-hop music with LL Cool J and shit like that. Not the shit they call it now. the But yeah, I mean, that's the thing.
05:18:45
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But yeah, I'm more like you, Rock Lee. It's got to be the hard rock or heavy metal shit, man. i du mean It's throwing through through. Yeah, that's usually my go-to. I just thought about that. I did ah i did a TikTok where I rapped over. It's called Boom Bap now.
05:19:03
Speaker
They call it Boom Bap, but it's it's it's our it's what we like in hip-hop. um Let me show you something. Here, give me one second. i'll Wait, don't get us canceled. or like No, no, no, no. We'll be fine.
05:19:17
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It's something we did. yeah Bullet and a Target by Citizen Cope is one of my favorite fucking songs. Which one? do you want to what Bullet and a Target.
05:19:28
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Bullet and a Target, yeah. And then Let the Drummer Kick. Let the Drummer Kick. Now, like in the metal bands, if you want individual singers, I got on my number one list is Corey Taylor.
05:19:44
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Oh, my God. Yeah. He is my, he is my, he is like the the dude. I mean, for what it is, I will just individual. I would take Corey Taylor any day of the week, man. I love. Oh, I would take him too. Yeah. Well, we know you would.
05:20:05
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Oh yeah. But yeah, Corey Taylor is definitely, if he broke away like he did by himself, He's one of the very few that's actually still kept that legacy going for a singer.
05:20:19
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and they yeah too when i went so I went to Knotfest. Oh, my God. i want to go down though I wanted to go last year to Louder Than Life down in Louisville, Kentucky. and That would have been a blast.
05:20:33
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But it's it's exhausting because it's a three-day thing. Right. Is it her day? You're just looks like, holy fucking shit. that's like It's actually four days. It's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday deal. Oh, is it four days now? Yeah.
05:20:48
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the The times that I went, it was only three days. Rock on the Range is three days. It's Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. It's not as simple now, it's Rock on the Range anymore. It's still Rock on the Range to me. five I agree with you. It's always be Rock on Range. And it's always been hosted by the Blitz, not the other fucking corny shit that it did.
05:21:10
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The Blitz is what's about it. Who hosted now? the It's whoever the organizer that that puts it on. is It's more of more corporate names now than it is anything else.
05:21:25
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The Blitz, when it was Rock on the Range, was the headlining like promoter, everything for it. Now Sonic Temple's got fucking 30 hands in it now that they have to rattle off just for for that venue.
05:21:42
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But Ink's got the old feel, the old rock on the range at the Mansfield Penn when they put that on. Dude, that brings back memories of that shit. I'm gonna go to Ink so bad. it's and Every time it falls, it falls within my birthday weekend, too.
05:21:58
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Britt and I were at the same... Louder Than Life. and Yeah. know We didn't even know. we were Really? later in life That was the three-day one.
05:22:11
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No, it was four days. was four days. I was there Thursday, Friday, Saturday. It was 2019, right? Something like that. I don't know. I was there Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Saturday. Yeah, Louder Than Life is the largest venue show that goes on. It's it's a four-day show. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.
05:22:32
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You are. and it that thursday Is it only three days? Well, it was three days that year that we were there at the same time. hope you didn't see my titties when Rob Zombie was playing and everybody was up there. You ain't got no titties.
05:22:53
Speaker
I know. That's why I was like scared to show why I didn't see them. yeah she Another band that doesn't get the credit and singer is Ronnie from Falling in Reverse, man.
05:23:13
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I mean, he's really turned himself around. Yeah, yeah. 2019 was only three days. really So to four now since then.
05:23:23
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so yeah so it's come up to four now yeah since then I don't know. The only reason I went was because Guns N' Roses was headlining. Whoa, bro, dude. No, there was a lot of other bands while I was there.
05:23:39
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But Guns N' Roses was headlining, and it was the Guns N' Roses lineup, and that was a bucket list band for me to see. Ice Cube was there. Ice Cube, I know. Randomly came out.
05:23:51
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Oh, my God. I was so pumped. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck is this dude doing here? oh fuck it The fucker played at our state fair last year. italianiano Oh, and Dropkick Murphy's when they played. What's up?
05:24:06
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Who? good evening What's going Whore Maxxer? What do you got, Rocky? Oh, I was just going to show Wally this because he's mentioning old school like hip hop stuff.
05:24:16
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You know who KRS-One is, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check this out.
05:24:30
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Rocky, BOW! Kinda sick of lunatic, fuckin' quit with the shit I spit that everybody missed it I'm shovin' it like a bogle stick, never quit Smoke the mic up, lit like a candle stick I'm kinda pissed, these haters are crawlin' ticks And I got an itch, shoot the game with a harpoon I'm not through, but I got two blocks loaded up in the back room I won't lose, I'm rippin' and trippin' in greatness, my flow proof I'm flippin' the game up, not cute, but ice-g like pox too This is what they waited all year for, the hardcore That's what Rocky and this gang call
05:25:05
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Only a nation of low IQ morons could watch this and listen type of shit. Only a nation of low IQ midwits could like and elevate rap music to the level it's ever been elevated for.
05:25:19
Speaker
you people should be ashamed of yourselves. Hey, home, actually, you got the big screen You're drinking your champagne. Because I'm handsome. should keep me on there. what what Well, I don't know what you're talking about. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
05:25:41
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ah acting like you're a fast listening that i don that whoa who who whoa you i hitting me until you're fucking blow who whoa whoa who who listen do you Hold on a second. Hold on second.
05:25:56
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Calm down. Let Horamaxer and I have a conversation here. Horamaxer, what nation are you from?
05:26:07
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What nation would I come from or my ethnicity? I don't care. Where do you live currently? Las Vegas. So you're from America.
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05:26:45
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Hold on. Hold Hold on. Hold Hold on. Hold on arizona that's correct in vegas that's correct if it makes you feel better you can give me your 23 and me uh i i could tell you what my 23 and me says all right go ahead it's 75 ashkenazi jewish and italian from naples Oh, that makes sense. I could have guessed that. I could have nailed that right on the spot. so Superior intellect, yes, you would be correct. thank you as as As an American.
05:27:22
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Yeah.
05:27:26
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What's wrong with rap music? Well, I think it's gotten out of hand. I think rap music currently is just ghetto. I'm speaking to him, honey. I mean, he's asking me what's wrong with rap music. A lot of people like rap music. arm actually hold on one this Okay.
05:27:48
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Okay. All right. no we we This is between you and I. You cannot like rap music. I'm asking you a question. Okay. you're you're You're referring to specifically today's hip ro hip hop music. Yeah.
05:28:06
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Yes. But you're not you're not you're not speaking as a whole for hip hop. Well, no. I think black music was a lot better when it was tied to like Motown and kind of like a white culture, honestly.
05:28:21
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No. Yeah, because it's violent, it's stupid, it's ghetto, it's low-eyed Jew, it's thug, it's violent. Oh, did you know that the ghetto was Jewish people? That was the ghetto. You should sit down. You burn the coal, you'll pay the toll. I'm going to allow you, Britt.
05:28:40
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I'm going allow you, Britt. Hold on a second. She's a typical coal burner. i mean stupid with the beanie on her head you wonder guy you know the i just be more please men don't need to deal with that nation of incels too oh oh so so hold on oh we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna one conversation at a time here real quick one one conversation at a time real quick sure we're talking we're talking we're talking hip-hop music black music rap music genre
05:29:14
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rocky Last dark guy above you, he's probably all into it. Rocky, you're going to be one. Go for it. Go for it. Listen, the last good rap music there was was Run DMC.
05:29:27
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The last good rap music there was was Run DMC. All your music sucked. You got no talent. You jibber-jabber about violence and beating up your bitches and popping somebody in the ass with a gun. you can't shoot straight to begin with. All right, all right, all right.
05:29:45
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I'm going you to pump the brakes. I'm going need you to pump the brakes real quick. Real quick, whore maxer. um ah The greatest thing about rap music is they write about what they know.
05:29:58
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The greatest lyricists that we've ever known, the greatest songwriters that we've ever known have come out of hip-hop music, rap music. No, that would be incorrect. black community The black community mean...
05:30:12
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i mean For an Italian Jewish guy, you come across like straight up neo-Nazi. And that's where the ghetto came from. How am I a neo-Nazi by not liking rap music? you don You don't have to like rap music.
05:30:26
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But they're lyricists, man. They write lyrics. They write about what they call. They're low-iq, stupid, and violent thugs. And you elevate it. You're a dumb white that buys the crap. And they'll be happy to shovel that shit through your dumb white ass.
05:30:45
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Go ahead, dummy. Go ahead, Honky. Go ahead, Honky. Eat up. He's like above you right there saying, this Honky will buy all my records. And they will. Don't worry. They're fucking stupid. I'd sell the shit to you. Would that make you feel better if I did that?
05:30:59
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Would that make you feel better if I moved myself on the panel? don't want to be on top of him. What the fuck? Honey, you have no place to talk. Obviously, nothing worked out in your life. So that's okay. What can I get stuck up here for? No, like... I'm legit trying to have a conversation with you. I know enough by looking at you, honey. I can see the lights. I can see the beanie on your head.
05:31:24
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can see the amazing... You should be in the gym and draining balls and doing OnlyFans and sitting here. says I'm not doing that, huh? yeah well you don't have to look i'll get your rhinoplasty gone plan we could talk he wants to rise he wants to rise he's not down
05:31:45
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i'll get you right thela gar plan we could talk it ah you he doesn where he wants me wants it he wants a rise he wants a rise he' not that know and on right i mean What you find so great about the black community? I don't get it. I mean, their music. You're not down for a conversation, though, man.
05:32:07
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You sure i am. You can tell me how great black music is. I have quieted my panel. The last great black composer was Lionel Richie. that You should keep your pie hole shut.
05:32:20
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you you You're not down for a conversation. You want to bring up music. Yeah, and Ronald Ritchie. No, you're a fucking troll. As far as music goes. Don't tell me fucking honey, bitch.
05:32:34
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Baby, a good shower would tell you. he wants a ride. That's what he wants. know. What's the belt on the back of Bob? What are wrestling? What are belt on?
05:32:46
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well What are your about i imagine for whats your belts? What are your belts? What about my belts? What are they? Wrestling belts?
05:32:56
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This makes me the greatest podcast host of all time. This makes me the end-all be-all when it comes to music. This makes me ask a new question. Right now. They use me. This makes me ask a new question that you're not ready for. sudden Well, ask a question. You keep repeating the same thing. And all you said you told I told you rap music is dumb. It's low IQ. It's violent. It's stupid. or It's very low IQ. What IQ music do you listen to?
05:33:27
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Heavy metal. <unk> That's IQ. Heavy metal. I that i mean i lot client like stupid. metal, bitch. yeah you wouldn't know he's not enough rock as heavy metal bit Broccoli does heavy metal. I know you're into. You're one those broccoli, BBC. I'll blow this song.
05:33:50
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Maybe. Right, that guy. That guy. got a damn Please, if you don't mind.
05:34:01
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oh yeah man i got you all day because he's not ready for He doesn't want to have the conversation. He doesn't want to talk he just want to You keep saying that. Ask the conversation. Ask the question.
05:34:12
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You keep talking over everybody. I'm not talking over shit Sit down there, Cole Burner. Hold on. the um I've quieted my panel. I've tried to talk to you.
05:34:24
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ahead, Rocky. There we go. What do you think about this song right here? Mm-hmm.
05:34:57
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I can't escape this time These broken parts inside My hand in costume No, the singer is horrible What, what?
05:35:13
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The singer is horrible This is unedited, this is not cleaned up Well, I don't know, but the singer is terrible Are you musician?
05:35:26
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Can you sing?
05:35:30
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Can you sing? No.
05:35:38
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I should say the singer unedited doesn't sound good.
05:35:43
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That sounds better. It sounds better. It's the same song. It's the same track.
05:35:53
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Okay, so what about it? What about it? this Well, heavy metal, you like it? Could you like Well, like classic metal. I think would be better if would play that Could you like that it's classic metal?
05:36:09
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Motorhead, Accept, you know, Battery. Accept?
05:36:16
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Accept? You don't know who that is?
05:36:29
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Okay, please continue with your metal favorites.
Handling Trolls and Show Dynamics
05:36:32
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Well, I don't know if you know who that is. I mean, obviously. I do. i do.
05:36:41
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you said why what's you said one mildly decent ah no you You were putting me out of my misery. It was fine. Let me hit the pause button real quick. you said one You mentioned three bands and you said one that's mildly acceptable.
05:37:05
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Motorhead. yeah one well To you. to you. that you're and and music issceptible to the to the listeners that hear different for Different folks for sure. what other men that You keep saying you ask good questions, but I haven't heard a good question yet.
05:37:28
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I don't know. Have you read Mein Kampf? Is that a good question for you? but you You keep us straight. Like I said, you know if you want to get into the race element of that, I think there is a racial element with ah black as another IQ, definitely. very might be Check out. and check out check out Go to Spotify. Don't go to YouTube. I'm not dealing with that. No, bring them back, man. Bring them back.
05:37:57
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go through Go to Spotify. Don't go to YouTube. You don't like hearing the truth, do you, Colburner? know Here's the problem, Colburner. You have a race IQ problem.
05:38:09
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And that's why you see inner cities the way No, no, no, no. Hey, he was dazzling us with his high IQ. Come on. need and He's showing how high an IQ can go, really.
05:38:21
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No, no, no, no, no. Don't fuck with Brittany, bro. Look, I am. I get it. gleck and I'm sorry if I overstepped. No, no, no. enjoying 100%. You cannot let him get under your skin like that. That was the point. I know. I know. I know i get it. I know that he was... I thought he was your friend, though, Glick. i know then No, no, no. No, the more you let him get under your skin, that's why I kept saying, Brett, Brett, Brett, the more you let him get under your skin, that's why I kept trying to... Quiet to pick up the panel. The more that you let him. i know, but I can't. The more you showed it, that's why, because he wasn't ready for the conversation. and that's why That's why I wanted to dance with him.
05:39:07
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Right. i wanted to dance with him. And he wasn't ready. Fucking twat nugget. He didn't want to do the dance. Calm down, Cold Burner. yeah oh I love when trolls come up. That's like my favorite part of this network.
05:39:31
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There used to be so many that would pop in all the time. You remember like when it first started? like there is like Every Saturday night, lot there was always three or two that would pop up. it was all that yeah just I usually like it, but when they talk about different shit and they get like controversial with certain things, like I'm going to pop off. That's what I was saying. That's what was saying. like I was hoping that guy was going to jump on panel when that guy was here. And he focused on you, Britt, because you were getting so out of here. You were the only one giving it to him, yeah. I know. I'm sorry. I have a hard time. that's what I was trying to tell you. I wasn't trying to be an asshole. was like...
05:40:18
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And if I may, Britt, you're stepping into doing this professionally being comedian on stage. You're going to get heckled to shit. It's just going to happen. That's different. There's going to be people talking to shit. There's going to be all sorts of that. I loved it. I love hecklers. I feed off of hecklers. He's just a fucking troll.
05:40:42
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Rocky knows. That's what hecklers are. tre rocky Online Show your face in front of me. Oh, wait a minute. i know yeah Rocky knows as far as I go. like just When I say let me handle this and don't ha tango don't show your cards. and that's what you did That's what you did. You showed your cards and he was feeding off that.
05:41:07
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That's why he's feeding
05:41:15
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He's like, look, don't, don't, don't. he was peeping off that. Yeah, because he tried. I saw him go straight. He went straight for Glick. Glick was like, hey, I'm going to talk to you. He tried to go after me with the whole black shit. yeah I didn't feed into it at all. And then he went for you, and then it worked. And so he stayed on you like a...
05:41:37
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and like Yeah, and I was like, oh, no, I was thinking, should message? Yeah, that's fine. Well, I saw that you guys were still, and I was like, okay, I need to just like... That's why I said panel quiet, panel quiet. I got this. I got this. Well, I muted myself.
05:41:54
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw you in the background. i was like, oh, no, Brittany. Yeah, I can see it about to happen. I saw you get bit by the... We saw the damn future. You should be happy that I was...
05:42:08
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trying to be an asshole but i was i was i was about to do i like I wanted to deal with this guy and I was gonna y'all don't get to see this very often you got a heart of gold Britt I understand why you did it thanks I'm just sticking up for y'all man that's why i know i know you're real one you're a real one I get it it's just I was a troll and that's what he was I didn't know that i thought I thought you guys actually knew him and i thought like he was just being you know the link's up for everybody anybody can jump in and have i didn't have him and um that's that's what you guys are getting there you guys are getting ready to see uh am i a little drunk yeah but you me know we knew that an hour ago bro yeah but you guys were on the verge of getting to see i didn't that was a little like intellectual glick like like
05:43:04
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I'm going to combat this troll and I'm going to bury this troll. I'm not mad at you, Britt. I'm not mad at you. I know that you're very passionate, but you have to, sometimes you have to dance with trolls. I know that. I do. I didn't know he was a troll at that point. I didn't know that.
05:43:31
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yeah He wanted to dance. He wanted to dance. and then brit you were You were the dance partner he was looking for. yeah ah She took a break from burning coal to dance with him.
05:43:46
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Yeah, it's alright. Sorry. i'm Why is the smallest chick being the bodyguard for all y'all? No, you were young i don't need to lie. There's nothing to guard. That's why. oh how still Wally is, by the way. He's thinking of how many ways he's going to murder this guy.
05:44:05
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Look how still he is. Wally's traumatized. He is traumatized. He is thinking of how I'm going to kill this guy. Wally knew what was He was like, yep. He was like, yep. He already got his IP address. He knows where he is. Wally was like,
05:44:26
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Glick ain't never hushed a panel, but Wally knows. Wally was like, yep, Glick's about to go. Glick's about to do Glick. ye It was actually getting to the point where I was about ready to see the side of me that not many people see. I just wanted to fucking tell you this.
05:44:48
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Hey guys, I need to cut this short, but i'm I'm so sorry. I need to go and pick up my my queen from work. So I'm going to jump out. We'll see you in the comments though. I'll join from the car so I can actually look at the car.
05:45:04
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Thanks for joining us, Black Lee. Yay!
05:45:10
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But no, it
Creative Pursuits and Humor
05:45:11
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wasn't even just... I was just like... yeah you so so sometimes Sometimes you just You just gotta to let the magic of Glick work.
05:45:22
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Ew, that sounds so gross. I mean, it does, but I'm a... Alright! We have Lazy Jedi in the house. Lazy Jedi.
05:45:35
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would've been here earlier, but I was listening to low IQ music, so I couldn't be here. Yeah, grab that. Grab some beverages. No, I literally thought was like I don't know who prepared in the chat, but thank you I gotta go with some beverages Chad, I gotta talk to you i don't think you need any more beverages I mean i i need all them I'm sick, so um I gotta play catch up a little bit Hey Cash, get me a beer He's in bed And Mama's asleep too Uh oh You call her Mama now
05:46:12
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huh I just thought... i wasn't even go If you're comfortable, don't. I'll get them myself. for people i want to watch them fall out of the chair. It was awesome.
05:46:26
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I'm with Wally. It was for the network, too, honestly. Just so we don't get fucking cancelled. You know what i mean? Why are we getting cancelled? Are you getting cancelled? No, like the shit that he was saying is not appropriate.
05:46:41
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That was the great thing about him. was He was dancing. He was doing the YouTube dance.
05:46:51
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I don't know what that means. That means you hey guys you seen those are round up channels and start shit you is you say shit. You want to come on on a panel or in the chat and you want to be a troll but you say the words correctly so you don't get anybody canceled maybe he didn't say any of the words correctly what the fuck you mean Jedi how you doing I mean I'm better now that fucking five head is gone hey I have a five head let's see it no that's kind that's why I wear a beanie oh you damn coal burner wants the five head
05:47:41
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Yeah, my hair is like a fucking mess, too. When you do that, I think it's a little bit of a light socket. Thank you. oh It's huge.
05:47:56
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yeah
05:47:59
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That's what she said. Oh, my lanta. Is it, though? I don't know. Don't tell me.
05:48:05
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You're not saying it. Last night, Matt and I talked for a bit of time. I don't remember how the night ended. ah Good.
05:48:19
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Well, that was the thing because I got high and then I was like still drinking and then i just woke up and I was like, i't remember I getting to my bed. Dude, you were taking shots after your shot after true shots Yeah, but it's Fireball. It's not like a real shot. That is... That's why you ended up the way you did. That's why I quit Fireball.
05:48:45
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I can't do that shit anymore. That shit can get you in trouble. Oh, for tastes so good. It tastes so good, you just don't know when to quit. Right. It's easy it's easy going. Speaking of... Share that, Jedi. Okay.
05:49:03
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um It was fun We had some good conversations I showed you my artwork h This is the first time I've ever seen your artwork I didn't realize you were a fucking artist I mean I know you've talked about it But I haven't actually seen it before yeah yeah heartburn Fireball will give you heartburn That's the main reason why I stopped Fireball as well because yeah I probably would have been fine if I wouldn't have Freaking got high That was the problem ah
05:49:34
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Is that why you didn't do the honey thing tonight? No, no, no. Drew had stuff going on and it was like I wanted to spend time with my family tonight and i was like, that's probably not a good time to fucking do that stream.
05:49:49
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You know, fucking twacked out on Mad Honey. Mad Honey. Alright. Anyway. i do want i I want to try it so bad. i like I'm staring at the jar right now. You need to have the right person around you to do it.
05:50:05
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You need a babysitter because you're new to this. Yeah. Well, I'm going to do a little bit to see how it goes and then depending. Well, like Michael was saying, like he said, he did a whole like, like baby food jar worth.
05:50:19
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And he said he didn't really feel anything. So, but that's kind of, I hope that I feel something, but I hope I don't get too twacked out. That's I don't, I just want a mild, i just want a mild little trip.
05:50:39
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Okay, I don't want to talk about it too much. What? i Because, never mind. ah It's your first time, so you gotta to be careful.
05:50:51
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Make sure you have a beautiful sitter. to That reminds me of the movie House Bunny. Have you ever seen that? With Anna Faris? Yes, many years ago.
05:51:04
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like a virgin or well they like change the words up like a loser
05:51:14
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anyways that's a good movie what you been up to and did you notice that that guy said he'd pull your hair all right i need my glasses and i can't find them damn it i want to see your artwork fuck
05:51:32
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Okay.
05:51:36
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I'll prove it.
05:51:40
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I proved it to Lazy Jedi last night. Okay, that sounds wrong. Whoa. Easy killer. I'm sorry. i'm sorry.
05:51:52
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No, I showed some of my artwork. am really... I don't care. I'm fucking good. i am really i i don't care i'm fucking good I'm great.
05:52:03
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I'm fucking wonderful. I know what I'm doing.
05:52:08
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I wish I could just pull up some of these fucking pictures. oh i'll You don't have them on your... I can send them to that guy. I'll text them your pictures.
05:52:23
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ah Then he's going to get my Instagram. Uh-oh. amazing
05:52:32
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La la la. Ass. Ass.
05:52:36
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You're really getting that guy excited now. Okay. I guess all right one of my wood burnings. The bird one.
05:52:48
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It's probably one of my best ones. That's good It is very good.
05:52:55
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Full screen yourself. Oh, that's pretty sweet. La la la. Ass. You know you could have done it too, right? I think. How long did that take you to do that?
05:53:09
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a day. That one, I was like
05:53:14
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ah just like four or five hours, maybe. Focused in on that bad boy to get it done, huh? Yeah, because I was feeling it. I was like, yeah, I dig this sheet.
05:53:26
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She doesn't do that coal burning. She does the wood burning. Yeah, bitch. okay here's a ah portrait that i've done if it would fucking show up there it goes there it goes that looks good that's not bad at all what do you mean it's not bad at all that's wonderful yeah
05:53:49
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no i could seriously if i could that's my best thing is portrait i do ultra realism um
05:54:00
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Wait, why did she...
05:54:06
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Sorry, my roommate said, baby, say hi to me. I'm just gonna say hi.
05:54:16
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Where did that come from? Wait, what now? Sorry, sorry, sorry. ADHD! um That guy talking shit. It's alright.
05:54:27
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Nah. Says the one that wants me to... Never mind.
05:54:36
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Did you guys have a thing tonight at all? Well, I guess not because Shaman was in here. was going to say, wasn't Shaman here all night? He was texting me. He was like, yeah, you should get up here. I'm like, yeah, I will later.
05:54:50
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Yeah, he actually pulled out some funny jokes tonight. It was cool. Good for Shaman. Proud of him. Yeah. I'm so proud of that boy. Proud of you, Shaman. Because was listening on and off and when he was doing stuff. but There was one joke that he had that was funny. It was funny because everybody thought Wally had a cat on top of his cover. Yeah.
05:55:18
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ah yeah it was mine I remember that part. That was my knife set that's up on the cover. It does look like a cat, though. It did. Especially because I was watching it my phone, so you can't really see a lot of detail it earlier. and so And they're like, yeah. it was like, why the fuck is that cat sitting so still? And and then Wally fucking enhanced it a little bit. I'm like, oh, it's a knife set.
05:55:40
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you it's once we said that, I was like, oh,
05:55:46
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Oh, Wally. It's actually it's a cat in camo. it's a It'll attack you like a transformer. It'll attack you like transformer. Wait, what kind of transformer are we talking about here, Wally?
05:55:59
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Trans. you're kind Only with you, Jedi. Whoa, whoa. I am not a transformer, okay? He's a default. Get it right. Yeah, Wally. Damn it.
05:56:11
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Well, I guess that does make you a transformer because transform. Quick, you look very serious now.
05:56:20
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Oh, hey. Guess what? I got into the show. Oh, yeah. It's almost six hours.
05:56:29
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Fine. I've never seen a smile like that. That's so
Conclusion with Humor
05:56:33
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weird. i running back so That's actually a scary smile when he smiles like that. That's not no good. Shut Wally. Somebody's about to get murdered. Yeah.
05:56:46
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Are you guys going run it back with me?
05:56:50
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don't know why got run it back. Are you okay? Me? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Don't do it. Don't do it. Yeah,
05:57:03
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yeah, yeah. I'm okay. I think I'm okay. He's going to end the show and your lives. It was nice knowing you all. oh Yeah, right. Everybody say your goodbyes. We're a piece of creator. We're almost in six hours. And they're like... Well, the time doesn't start until I got here. I just got here like 20 minutes ago. It starts the clock over. Wally, create another studio and run it back.
05:57:33
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Whoa. You should create a sentence. Brittany, run it back.
05:57:40
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What are you doing? That black music stuff?
05:57:46
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I'm going to go get banned on TikTok. He's going to go do some low IQ shit. Don't worry about it. No.
05:57:57
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I'm glad you're not friends with that guy. literally thought a not friends with that guy. Thank God. got end this. I got to end this. All right. Bye. Felicia.
05:58:08
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I just got to end this so can help.