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Humpday HaHa's; Robert Coleman
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Michael & Brit are joined by the 2025 World Series of Comedy champion, Robert Coleman, Jr.! You do not want to miss this one!
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Creating the 'Humpty Ha-Ha's' Intro
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Okay, what we need, Britt, is some kind of an intro for Wednesday night show, Humpty Ha-Ha's. What would you do for an intro?
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Humpty Ha-Ha's? I feel like...
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i don't know. What would you say to intro the show? What would you say to intro the show?
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Why are you putting me on the spot while you're recording me too, you motherfucker? Just it. Tell me the intro of the show. We need an intro for the show, Britt.
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And go.
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ah Welcome, everybody.
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can't do this with just you. Welcome, everybody, to what? and Welcome, everybody, to Hump Day Ha Ha's. We're here for some laughter and fun times and chillax.
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Hope everybody's having a great night. Here with Michael and we got Brittany. Let's go. Let's have some fun with some comedy. Boom. I think that might work.
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there's ladies and It's Wednesday, it's time, gang, Christmas Eve edition, and we've got a present for you, boys and girls, the World Series of Comedy 2025 champion, my friend, a mentor,
Introducing Robert Coleman Jr.
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Mr. Robert Coleman Jr. Oh, before that, though, hey, Britt, how you doing? You all ready for Christmas?
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I'm ready. Awesome. Let's hear Robert. You ready for Christmas, Rob? Yeah, yeah. Ding, fries are done. Ding, fries are done. Ding, fries are done. You remember that all?
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What's going on, you butthole floor? We're going to just talk some comedy. And I couldn't think of a better person to talk comedy with than the headliner for a New Year's Eve show.
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Sponsored by Professional Media Productions and Nonsensical Network. so you hear Well, man, how you been? you well I've been good, man. i um ah had an amazing 2025, and I just hope to keep a momentum going in 2026, man.
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Right on.
Robert's Comedy Journey
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I get that. So tell me, the first question I got for you was, what was it like in Vegas at the World Series Comedy Championships? How was that? ah Dude, it was so difficult to poison all of those other comics. I mean, I going to hotel rooms and...
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No, but in all honesty, that was the third year i had competed. I went in 2023 just to see what it was about and um found out that it's not ah a contest. It's really a um conference for comedians where you learn how to do comedy. The the contest is kind of like, you know, something extra. But they they teach they have seminars every day to learn how to write, to learn how to perform, to learn how to do your taxes, crowd work, like all of that stuff. They don't even teach you that in schools. I know, right? So a lot of people don't get that about World Series. It's not that you're competing against a bunch of comics. You're literally learning how to be a professional comic. And i i gravitated to that. So the next year i competed, I took it a lot more serious and made it all the way to the finals, but couldn't compete because I i literally didn't think I would make it to the finals.
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But I made it to the finals and was like, what? My black ass made it to the finals? And they was like, yeah. I was like, but I already bought a plane ticket. They was like, all right, well, go home. We'll see you next year. So this year when I came back, I came back ah like ready no matter what. I was going to stay throughout the whole contest and whether or not I made it to the finals. And sure enough, I made it to the finals and won it. So um it it's been just's been an incredible experience. I so i thank Joe Lowers, the owner of the World Series, and all of the guys that kind of support it because not only did it teach me how to do comedy, but a lot of the
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uh club owners and and um entertainment companies and people that come to that have reached out to me for gigs this coming year so um you know this is really kind of put a uh you know a jetpack on my uh back for uh 2026. i've been noticing you've been posting like a lot of shows you've been doing like every night just about right i'm busy man it's it's crazy like people want to hear what i have to say that's like stupid Are getting tired of it a little bit or?
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Not really. um the The thing that I'm getting, here's the thing.
Career Transition to Professional Comedy
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I've been doing comedy for 20 years, right? But I've always been what I call a bowler, meaning that I i was happy being popular locally.
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I never really wanted to get on the road because I had a good job. And in 2023, the company I worked for for 16 years basically fired me in 16 seconds.
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So I was like, I wonder if I could do comedy professionally. And and now I had to transition from being a bowler or maybe basically somebody just do it as a hobby to doing it professionally.
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So the transition mentally, has been, you know, the thing that's been kind of tough to hold on to. I've never had be self-esteem to think I could host or or feature or headline at a funny bone in another state or a laugh factory in another state. And now I have to switch my mindset and say, yeah, I can do that.
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You know what I mean? obviously Yeah. Yeah. It's been a, it's been a transition. And and again, thanks to guys like you, Mike, do for having confidence in me because, um you know, I i grew up an only child. I was a weird kid, you know, I was knock-kneed and nearsighted. I wore braces. you know um you know it it was like all kinds of shit that fucked with my self-esteem. I never thought I could be you know the man.
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you know and i feel like ah that's what puts like that's what makes the best comedians. don't know. is um thank yeah God was like, let's give him as little pussy as possible to make sure he becomes a good comedian.
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He makes sure. He'll be funny. Then he'll get some pussy. Yeah.
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20 years. 20 years you've been in Where'd you start? ah Funny thing is, I started back in 2002. I was working for an insurance company.
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I ain't going name them. But I was working for an insurance company. And my manager kept saying, Rob, you got to figure out ways to talk to people. So I was going to any place people had to wait. Right. I'm like overthinking it. I'm going to, you know, um ah DMVs. I'm going to laundromats. I'm going to any place people had a waiting room. Women's bathroom lines.
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Hey, if you had to wait. I'm going there and talk to you about insurance, you know? And I was like, what, what's a place where I can really talk to a lot of people. I'm thumbing through the paper and I saw an open mic night at our Robins Nest comedy club downtown on St. Clair. A lot of local comics kind of got their start there. Guys like Ryan Dalton and, you know, just, ah just a lot of people. Um,
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ah Joe Wiley, Cool TLC, a lot of like popular comics from like the 90s and early 2000s basically used to perform there a lot. And the bug bit me, dude. I got on stage and did some stupid shit about my grandmother or having a little dick or something like I don't know what the jokes I was I did. But, you know, the crowd liked it. And it was like, come back next week. And
Inspiration and Early Comedy Days
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we're having a contest. I think I won some goofy contest.
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um And then somebody started asking me to be in shows and they just took off from there. That's awesome. Yeah. and Why did you why did you go up on stage for the first time? What made you want to do it?
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um That's the weird thing. It was like I saw Joe Wiley, and I give him credit for this. He was the host at that show. Joe Wiley is ah he lives in Vegas now, and he's actually one of the guys that started doing funny bus tours.
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Right. Anytime you see funny bus, that's actually something that he trademarked. So, um yeah, he started doing that in Vegas like almost 15, 20 years ago because he left like in around around. He left Cleveland around 2005, 2006.
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And um I just saw how much fun he was having with the audience. It just seemed like he was having a ball. You know, and I was like, I want to do that. You know what I mean? And ah after i after I did the thing, I had some sort of goofy insurance personality I was trying to do. Like, you know, the the tool man, Tim Taylor and the and the cable guy. I was going to be the insurance comic, right?
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Okay. You're not going to be from the state farm. Okay. Right. But yeah, it was just fun, man. It was a lot of camaraderie. A lot of the comics kind of, you know how I feel when you get off stage on an open mic. People like, oh, that was good. You get addicted to that feeling, right? It's like, yeah. That was a good joke. Oh, really? So what is your process of coming up with jokes?
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Is it just like storytelling type stuff or just off the top of the head? yeah it's kind of it's kind of involved over the years. I'm i'm not an off the head
Joke Writing and Preparation
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comic at all. I have to write. you know i'm I'm becoming better at being off the top, but i get ah I get on stage and if I get distracted, I forget everything I'm going to fucking say. So I started. Yeah, I i get that. Yeah, yeah. i I like involving like the crowd, but then I will totally forget like the stuff that I actually am here to say. So I get what you're saying. That's ADHD shit.
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Yeah, you have to rehearse. I tell comics all the time, you you probably should rehearse. Oh, i don't need to rehearse. I just get up there and be funny. That's why I've never seen you do more than 12 minutes, right? you know Hey, don't hate.
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ah I don't have it. I don't even have 12 i think you love Thank God. Yeah, once you level, you kind of have to because it's yeah it's like doing a play.
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You know, you can't get up and do, you know, Shakespeare and you haven't rehearsed. You know, I just do Shakespeare off the top of my head. Thank you. gotta yeah yeah That's what I was saying to Michael. It's kind of like acting. Like, you have to rehearse and do that type of stuff. It's like...
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Yeah, because I used to do theater and all that shit. And it's similar. i was the funny person in the thing, of course. but No, it is. It totally is. it's It's not all off the top of the head, like Matt Reif or
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Michael Blouse or fucking, you know, the people that do crowd work. I don't know. I love doing crowd work. But it is also, it is a skill that you have to think like real quick off the top of your head. Yeah, yeah. Somebody told me a little bit of a secret on how to do crawl work. And it's like word association.
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So it's like these exercises I do where, okay, let's say I got something like this, like a a flash drive, right? um you challenge You challenge yourself to talk for two minutes about that flash drive nonstop and see if you can do it Right.
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So let's try it. Like if I give you the word flash drive, can you talk for two minutes about flash drives without stopping? sure Yes. Give it a try. Actually, I'm not about to spend two minutes on a flash drive. I know, right? i you my drive That's what she said. That's all I got.
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Yeah. See, it that that's when you train your mind to be able to do that. That's kind of, you know, where crowd work comes from. Cause you're training your mind to be able to be de dexterous. I guess, I guess that's a word. Is that a word?
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Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. I don't be knowing all the big words. Sometimes they come in and they leave.
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Um, but yeah, it's, it's, it's just being nimble with your thoughts, you know? i like that. Yeah. But it's like, you never know, you never know like what, like what people are going to say in the crowd either. so like It's the unexpected.
00:13:12
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yeah i actually do comedy coaching and workshopping, so if anybody is watching this and would like to do some one-on-one coaching, I only charge $25 an hour. and That's basically just for my time. We'll see if we can get you trained to do some comedy.
00:13:27
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I get the family discount. ah What advice would you have for and a green comedian such as Britt here? she's ah She's pretty green, but she's got a lot of natural talent.
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So what would you have advice for her in the early stages of her on her onst stage performing?
Advice for New Comedians
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ah Comedy nowadays has evolved into you are the topic, right? Like, stay ah I would say to be, um you know, so somebody that's acceptable for all crowds, don't focus on controversial stuff too much. Like, oh, what about those transsexuals? And what about, you know,
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You know, like everybody wants to do the Dave Chappelle thing. Dave Chappelle has been doing a comedy for 40 years. Stay away from that. Focus on yourself. how you know youre you You know, they say you can't tell ah ah you can read a book by his cover.
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So when you walk on stage, ask yourself what the crowd is saying and write jokes about that. If you're short, write jokes about being short. If you're skinny, write jokes about being skinny because the crowd sees that.
00:14:41
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Right. And as soon as you hit the stage, hey, yeah, I know you'll see me up here. Well, let me tell you, when I was growing up, my stomach would grow so loud. People thought I had a dog, you know, whatever. You know, I'm saying, you know, start writing about yourself. That way you you build a relationship with the crowd where.
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they are they relate. you know and mean You know what I mean? They they kind of empathize. Yeah, like, let's see who relates to your story. Because there are more people out there that relate to you more than you yeah think.
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I see comics out there all the time. Like, I like the crowd to be mad when they leave. i i want to see i ain't happy unless somebody vomits after I perform. I'm like, what? Why would you want that?
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That's my problem. I'm glad you brought that up, Rob. For me, that was a game changer. When I stopped doing jokes and just started telling my stories, capitalizing on my idiocy, all the dumb shit I've done in my life, because I made a career out of bad decisions.
00:15:42
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yeah Professional idiot. When you talk about yourself, it just instantly kind of ingratiates you with an audience because you're telling about yourself. And it just connects you with them immediately. Yeah, because people like, I do that too. you know Think about all the stupid shit that you do that other people do.
00:15:59
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you know and and just tell jokes about that too you know one day i i slipped on the ice on this black ice crowd you know you'll be surprised on me feel like hey i said your nickname now you you got something they can relate to and and do your joke you know you know do it like it is so joke that that ice is so slippery puff daddy uses it at his freak off parties whatever you know what i'm saying
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didy You know, you know, that the jokes start to write themselves. Like, I feel like. how they slipped them in
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Yeah, he was a bad boy last year. Absolutely. It wasn't. I know, right. They said they found a thousand bottles of baby oil.
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but You know what's more scary than a thousand bottles of baby oil? a thousand empty bottles of baby oil. Where'd it all go?
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right i was going to say too soon, but no, dude, that was perfect timing. I like that. yeah I tell this joke all the time, man. I'm going have to stop doing it, but it's actually kind of true. If I was famous in the 90s and Puffy invited me to a freak off, I'd have got there early.
Hosting for Paul Mooney
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They'd have been like, is that all of these? Yeah, if they would have been recording them, would have been a dude in the back squeezing the last little bit of oil out the bobby baby bottle. pi Oh, okay.
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like a moon Like a Marine first hit last out. Yeah, dude. dude i was i was i got i got my I let my freak flag fry fly in my 20s, man. I was like, wheres a hide you let me go to a Puff Daddy freak off party? Yeah. i challenge accepted. Do you have do you have one of your okay your most memorable
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show like you've had what what is your most ah Probably my signature to entertainer. I got a chance to host. It's kind of neck and neck. The first time I got a chance to host for a major star at Hilarity's was um was a Paul Mooney.
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Right. And um this is going to sound kind of sappy, but i have been asking Paul Mooney. What? I know. Wow. Yeah, I got a chance to host at the improv for Paul Mooney. wow And um I had been asking God, like, hey, man, if I'm supposed to do comedy, you know, give me give me a sign. Like, let me host for somebody, like, famous.
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And sure enough, like, within a couple of weeks, Hilarity's that called me and was like, you want a host for Paul Mooney? And I was like, hell yeah, goddamn right. That's one of the stuff from Richard Pryor, you know? And what I found out, this is the drawback, what I found out is that They asked me to host because nobody likes to host for Paul Mooney.
00:19:12
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But why? He goes too long. He's very insulting to the host comics. Like, he you know, he he kind of treats you bad. He's very standoffish. He he walks the audience a lot.
00:19:25
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Like, if he's supposed to do 45 minutes, he does an hour and a half. and a lot of it is just like very insulting like race jokes and stuff like that he loved he i mean you know god rest his soul but he used to love just poking a bear with the audiences you know and uh you know white and black like he would do jokes about whitney houston being a crackhead like in front of a black audience and people love when he used to and he used to be like you know y'all know whitney houston don't crack she'd be trying to sing now and just sound like a puppet you know like he was doing some jokes like that and people was like uh
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But, you know, it's part of the movie. Yeah, you know. so um but that But that was probably my most, one of my most memorable, but the second right there with it is hosting for Cedric the Entertainer at Hilarities. Because getting that call, you know, Cedric is like, I pattern myself after Cedric a little bit. That comedy that just is relatable across, you know, bounds or boundaries or whatever. And being able to host to him was like amazing. I just wish I had the mindset I had now then, you know, because I didn't know what to ask him. i'm I'm chilling in the hallway with him. And I i literally didn't know what to say to him. Like, what do you say to Sektric the Entertainer? You know, you're on a fanboy out.
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Yeah, exactly. I'm trying not to, you know, hey, do you need somebody to massage your nuts for you? You know, like whatever. like um I'm trying to not say, hey look, you did the hand movement. I love that. Can you do that again? Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's some experience right there. But um wall yeah, i I didn't know what to say to him, man. You know, so i wish I would know Dan what I know now because I would asked him for a advice and maybe ask him for some connections, you know.
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But you are where you are now because you didn't do it. You made it, bro. You fucking made it. Yeah, he was masterful and i I learned a lot watching guys like him, you know. Yeah.
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How do you mean? Wait, yeah, how? um The way he controls an audience, like he doesn't try to make them laugh. He presents stuff that they laugh at.
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and And I know that it's kind of subtle, that difference, but you could tell comics that are up there trying to make people laugh. Hey, y'all, what y'all think about this? And then that, and then that, you know, like you're literally trying to make the audience laugh.
00:21:56
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But when you're up there and it's conversational and you're like, yeah, and then, you know, such and such and such, like very, you know, like Dave Chappelle's most recent special is very conversational.
Dave Chappelle's Comedy Style
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It's almost like he's having a conversation one-on-one. don't know if you saw his latest special on Netflix. I haven't watched it yet Yeah, if you get a chance, check it out because it's very conversational. um Very Dave Chappelle. You know i mean? He hits the trans stuff. He hits the race stuff, you know, hits the Donald Trump stuff. You know what I mean? But ah but it's a masterful special because his callbacks and the stuff that he connects across an hour.
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It's mind blowing like you, the you of the average comic can't do that. You know what Dave Chappelle does with his comedy and it's and it's masterful, you know? Yeah. There's no substitute for experience.
00:22:46
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Yeah, right right. He's doing callbacks 45 minutes long. right like He did a joke about a falcon early in the special and 30 minutes later he did a callback to it that was like, oh wow, I wonder did he set that up to be able to call it back later. yeah Me as an experienced comic, I'm like, did he do that on purpose? For sure.
00:23:09
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So how long does it take you to like... ah you know, memorize or whatever your bits, you know, lock in the bit? um At this point, not too long because all of my bits um are kind of stuff that I've been doing over the years. I've modified a few things and kind of changed the order, you know, a little bit, but a lot of the stuff is stuff I've been doing over the years that I just kind of tweaked and made more modern and stuff. Like I do this Barbie head joke.
00:23:42
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that people love, but I've been doing that joke for a decade. I just never figured out a way to make it work until recently. Like when the Barbie movie came out in 2022, 2023, I brung the joke back because I had been doing it back in like 2010 or whatever. And I brung the joke back and it and i because of my experience, the joke just works a lot better than it did back then.
00:24:05
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yeah And maybe I'll do that on the show on the 31st. Come you know come we have one call originally Every minute you spend on stage is more important than all the time you spend in college.
00:24:18
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You learn every time. Comedy is something you have to learn by doing. If you don't do it often enough, you never learn anything. You have to work the minutes. Work the minutes. Work the minutes. I just can't. I never went to college. Come here. You want to be on TV?
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ah what did you What made you? Wait. we already ask?
Exploring Various Comedy Topics
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love it yeah Look at yourself. You're on TV. See, who is that doggy? No, no. Is that a Boston Terrier? No, that's a sexual harassment.
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Who is this? No, no. I didn't consent. Here, who is that? hu You saw my roommate? Not even looking. Oh, look how cute. Okay, I have to.
00:25:05
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yeah That's my daughter's dog. Yeah. Yeah. yeah My roommate's dog pumps the shit out of the one of the couches and like comes all over it and then licks it, so I do not allow the licking of the face. That's not happening. That's not happening, bro.
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He's getting his nuts chopped off after Christmas.
00:25:34
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Anyway. That was real tale there. Yeah. tail there A dog with OnlyFans. I love it. Is that a thing?
00:25:46
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What? Is that a thing? That dogs have OnlyFans pages? Yeah, doggy fans. Hey. no mom Might as well. Hey, just because you have OnlyFans page doesn't mean there's a you know dick on your forehead head every every episode. you be Or feet finders.
00:26:13
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I thought about doing an OnlyFans page. I have these amazing feet. Oh, la look at you. Is that BS or Butt Hits? but One of them.
00:26:25
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She's not down here. Sorry, hold on. Yeah, it's Butt Hits for sure. um bri Were you trying to ask a question earlier? don't know, probably.
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but
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how'd you guys do for christmas you guys get you do you guys know what you're getting for christmas or ain't getting jack shit serious
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i am coming up to see you guys and perform with you guys that's my christmas present oh okay mine came a little early yeah doing my log at knock hook out yeah poor guy Jake Paul getting knocked out was my Christmas present. Oh, dude, that was pretty dumb. I just knocked out. His chin being like over here. Yeah, I know, right?
00:27:14
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You know how hard you got to get punched? With a glove on. One of the hardest punchers in the game. Yeah, dude, he had a glove on. and was it would punch you I had to change my panties after I saw that.
00:27:31
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Me too. but michael i know you hate it will yeah see guys can't get with the like girl jokes that's why it all makes my little sister creeps me out i don't know what to where why you go why we without job oh oh biscuetti
00:27:58
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so i probably While we split out, I've got something to show you guys, everybody. ah Clockwork Rex, merry exposition to you too, sir. up? Should we get Tybone Capone up in here since it's the four of I'm going to... No, this is... I want to get Rob to be the feature.
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I'm going to play a little something-something from Rob for for everybody watching out there.
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I'm back to
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He's got devices not connected. i don't know what's going on with Rob. Something happened. ah I'm gonna share my screen here.
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Monson, I was curious. Monson wanted a dog when he was little, right? I'm just nice. I'm like, what asking me? Just go out and catch a dog. you know That's how we got a dog. yeah i You went outside with a piece of lunch, meet a jumper, and came back a half hour later with a dog. Hey, Dad, got a dog.
00:29:13
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I didn't get a dog. You don't have your parents for a dog. I was like, go catch one. My wife like, don't tell him that. He'll come back with your neighbor's dog or something like that. was right, well, how I get a dog? She said, go to the pound.
00:29:26
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I was like, no you know what, you're right. I'm gonna go to the pound and see if they got any rescue dogs there, right? So I get to the pound, you know, I'm walking through and they had dogs from the floor to the ceiling. And I was like, wow, this is about a lot of dogs. My son was like, yeah, dad, this is a lot of dogs.
00:29:40
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He said, what did they do to the dogs they can't sell? I said, oh, I didn't think about that. And didn't want to lie to the little dude, right? So was like, son, if the dog is too old or too sick and they can't sell him think they put on to sleep my son gets sad and was like that how do they put them sleep My was what happened? Where are we?
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joke i say wrong remember will be
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um like say what i was curious saw wanted a dog what are you fall yeah
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yeah shit what happened yeah where are we What did I do? put us oh my god, dude. if i get hello You're welcome. You're welcome. this to tickets. We're going to be with him. 0-240-690-490- the world series comedy winner twenty twenty five this year he's gonna be with us ah new years e check out that ticker for information on purchase tickets we're going to be with yeah zero six nine
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What's up, guitar? Merry Christmas to you, too, my friend. Cheers. yeah Cheers. We're talking to Rob Coleman Jr. Working on a camp in 2025. If you guys in the ah chat box have questions for them, drop those questions.
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00:31:29
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Are you funny Rob? Check him out. and Make sure you follow. you were to be any X-Men, what X-Men would you I think I would be Nightcrawler. Oh, okay.
00:31:42
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I could just disappear on a bitch.
00:31:46
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ah i think i would be nightcro oh i could just disappear on a bitch Like Rob, I'm pregnant. Poof.
00:31:58
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after After you had a moment with Storm. The baby's yours. What? Poof. I'm not going to say the Trevor X-Men gets the pound of strength. You can follow him on. You can follow him on.
00:32:20
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No, I feel weird saying that. I want to be Storm. He'd be anyone that would impress Brit. Oh, Lord. Who the fuck?
00:32:35
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I don't know. Ant-Man. Ant-Man. I know it isn't, but if I had to choose anybody, it'd be Paul Rudd. I'd be Ant-Man crawling somebody's ass.
00:32:48
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Why my ass is that?
00:32:51
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nigar call about Now you're talking about the boys. Totally different than the superheroes. Oh, you've been watching the boys? I love that fucking show. I can't wait for the last season. It's been years that I watched that last season so bad.
00:33:08
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Did you read the comic? No. I've been out of comics for years. Does he look like somebody that's even more nuts? Like there's a lot of shit that they can't show on TV.
00:33:23
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i think like i don't know if you remember at the end of season two they had that big orgy where um all of the superheroes were having that orgy and uh homelander showed up and had a big fight what they huh orgie what did i just wanted them to say it again yeah father the event was called hero gasm if you remember yeah Yeah, if you read ill say that in the comic books, it's way crazier than the actual episode. It's crazy.
00:33:55
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So it's like hentai, kind of.
00:34:00
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ah He didn't say no. that I'm almost scared to say how much I know about hentai. People get canceled. yeah We have said way worse on here. We're good. If you go back and watch our old shows,
00:34:23
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i pray yes Some of our old Eargasm shows are classic. near Oh, he did show me a little bit. Wait, right, Michael? you showed me... yes Yeah. Some of the yeah some of the um sketches we used to do in in film.
00:34:39
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There was the hookup. yeah and Shout out to the old crew, man. i Shout out to Marco and Snotty and Ryan. Do you see ah ah Alexa is...
00:34:51
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kind of getting some props now for being on Kill Tony. No, I didn't realize that. Yeah, Alexa Azari used to be part of, regular part of Ergasm. And ah very funny, man. Like she would come on every week, you know, funny jokes and everything. And um she moved to Texas a few years back, 2021, 2022, something like that. And chief she was the first one to call me. didn't know who the fuck Kill Tony was. I was like, why do you want to kill him? What do you do? all But she said if you get Kill Tony, it's a great way to kind of you know springboard your career. And she finally got a viral clip on there.
00:35:26
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And ah you know hopefully that helps her get her her career going. She's really a funny comic. I've been trying to hit this one up. yeah I know Michael, you're not a fan of him, really, are you?
00:35:38
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I don't like the whole concept of Kill Tony. Really? Look, let's say you don't have a lot of experience, okay? You go up there, you're an aspiring comedian, you want to get to take a shot, and then they just dump all over you after 60 seconds.
00:35:56
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Man, it takes a while in comedy to be funny in 60 fucking seconds. And then they shit all over the fucking kid, and then what up maybe they make him quit comedy. And I just don't... I'm more supportive than abusive. I don't like shit. um I love it personally.
00:36:11
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however i can't do that to somebody else i don't want to be the person that ruins what they think yeah yeah they are i don't know about being g why i just i feel like he has some good quick-witted thoughts uh i think it's really the mullet that people ah like that's what they it's not him personally although i don't know Somewhat personally, I don't think he's hilarious. I do think like some of the situations that he has had, it's because of the other people that it's what makes it funny.
00:36:52
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like He does have some... Yeah, yeah. Basically, he just like lines it up for him to be funny. I don't... I feel like he's helped usher back in the i don't give a fuck attitude and comedy right now.
00:37:08
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Like, people are back saying retarded. Like, it's nothing. You know, like, during comedy sets. don't know if you've noticed that, Mike. Oh, for sure. Yeah, but, i well you know, people used to be scared. Huh? I'm grandfathered in. I can say it. I grew up, and it was fine.
00:37:23
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The generation behind me can stop saying that they want to. I would never say that to a mentally handicapped person ever in my life. If people want to get triggered, they can get triggered. That's fine. I am.
00:37:34
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I literally have issues so I can call myself that so I can say a retarded if I want to. yeah he's He's basically issued, you know, he's helped to issue issue usher that era back in that where comics say whatever the hell they want to say. And but is yeah is I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but freedom of speech is very much a part of comedy.
00:37:57
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So say what you want to say as long as it's funny. and yeah got her than one You Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Rule number two, remember rule number one, right?
00:38:09
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Oh, that's like, um, what's his face? What's his face? I don't know. Comedian. There'd be insult people whatever. and i know, I do enjoy like when Shane Gillis is on there or they got like some other comics that are on there pretty regularly that are pretty funny. I don't think Kill Tony is necessarily very funny at all.
00:38:33
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Um, Nate Jackson does like crowd work. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut off. Continue. And, you know, locally they do stuff like that. You know, that the the stuff that those guys do on the west side at Judd's and other spots. i don't know if you've ever been to Judd's before, Mike.
00:38:49
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Well, they don't care if you include them. I want to out there anymore. It's been a while. It's hard to get in the trash out there. They don't care. Yeah, exactly. Well, they'll have like 30 comics show up. 30, 40 comics. And everybody gets like a minute.
00:39:01
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And you have to be funny in a minute and the guys will be on a microphone kind of talking through your set like before and after you finish they kind of roast you little bit if you had a bad set or whatever you know so it's kind of like kill tony-esque but it's nowhere near as cool no it's it's not because kill tony is basically like it's just on camera and he's in front of like five people rather than doing stand-up you know yeah yeah you know it's a totally different vibe like we're here on
00:39:33
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the podcast on camera. It's a whole different thing sitting here filming rather than you know a bunch of people in front of you. You remember doing you're never doing ah fucking COVID shows?
00:39:50
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Like big Zoom and StreamYard shows? of course Was it a nightmare for you too? A nightmare? Yes. There's no energy exchange. You know what Too many people on, nobody's mutin', and you can't really get through your set on on a camera thing without people juggling and shit.
00:40:11
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It's fucking aggravating. and You don't get that. That live energy exchange is where it's at for me. That's my thing. That's what I love about comedy. Yeah. It made me write more.
00:40:23
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yeah i i it it it made me right you know more I will. I do thank Eargasm for that because I had to write every week for our shows. You know you know me. I was doing new jokes every week. you know so what are What are you holding up? What's that? This is my notebook where am I write all my jokes. you You like Baby Yoda?
00:40:46
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You mean Grogu? Grogu.
00:40:52
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I didn't mean to insult you. Get it right.
00:40:59
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They got the little baby talking now. i don't know if you've seen me ah i the Mandalorian. ah I love Mandalorian. I haven't seen the newer one, so don't spoil it, bitch. The trailer. They got a trailer. I haven't seen it yet. The baby is talking now.
00:41:16
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Oh, Lord. yeah nice Talking like Yoda? Imagine. yes There'll be no more ah series. They're just transferring it over to the cinema.
00:41:27
Speaker
No more series there is. Yeah. ah That motherfucker that plays Mandalorian is working too much. What's the guy's name? He can get it in. Oh, you like Pedro? Yeah. I like him a couple of things. He's like everywhere. Too much overexposed. Yeah. Okay, wait.
00:41:44
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are you like you like pedro right yeah do head by doing a couple of yeah everywhere dutie he's he's too much overpose yeah um right wait Did you watch Fantastic Four?
00:41:59
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Yeah. I actually enjoyed it a lot. when when i would eat Did you like him as Reed Richards? I thought I wouldn't, but he did okay. you know I wanted Krasinski to come back as Reed Richards. I thought he made a lot more sense. He looked the part.
00:42:15
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you know Me too. Yeah, Pascal didn't do bad. Reed Richards with a mustache is kind of weird, but... you know And he has like a patchy ass beard. but Yeah, that's that's kind of weird. Like if you were a fan the classic look of Fantastic Four, then he doesn't fit the bill. But, you know, he did he didn't do bad, you know? I never really liked Fantastic Four. I only liked the comics. not I know, right?
00:42:41
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I feel like every 10 years try to shove a new Fantastic Four movies.
00:42:47
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Yeah. I was always trying sh... It was okay at best for me. I fell asleep in the theater watching. it was fucking A superhero movie should be exciting, not boring. I was bullied to death. Thank you. They need a hot Sue Storm. did You need a hot Sue Storm. now yeah You couldn't get Margot Robbie because you know because she's like working too much.
00:43:08
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But they got this... bad What's her name? um she She is... Is it the other Olsen? No, she's a blonde with a great body... with a great body and she's been like so many movies uh crap what is her name they need to put hotter dudes in shows not just hot chicks like it's no hot chicks sales yeah no we need to go back to that field ah we did go back to our ninety s field
00:43:39
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but like You know how much beer they sold in the 90s because of hot chicks? and mean okay Okay. So, okay. So they think every woman wants like six-pack abs and muscular dudes showing up on the screen.
00:43:57
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I mean, that's okay. But that's not realistic. I want to see a dad bod. like area good It was called the Guardian. belly. little hair belly Belly butt. Okay.
00:44:17
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ah They think that all hot guys are supposed to be like that. And I mean, they have the same thing for chicks too. But I mean, it's true.
00:44:29
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hopeful Figured tits and ass. Ass and titties. That sells. Look at Sydney Sweeney right now. Sydney Sweeney. Everything she does sells.
00:44:41
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When she's not trying to be sexy, don nobody wanted to buy it. Like she just did Sydney Sweeney. Who is that? and i hear
00:44:52
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Wow. I might know where to see her. i'm like no hot She's from, ready but like oh my God. Yeah, she's gorgeous. She smiles too hard. She has gums all day.
00:45:04
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But she has like endless sex appeal. I can't. I'm not going to say anything. She's way more beautiful. Who? Who is? Sydney Swinney.
00:45:15
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She's gorgeous. yeah yeah I haven't seen a single film other than Madame Web that she's been in. and I don't remember who she was in Madame Web. That movie sucked. don't even know what the fuck that is.
00:45:28
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yeah I feel like I've seen her before in like previous. But she is beautiful. Betty Gilpin. That's her name. Betty Gilpin. If you look her up.
00:45:40
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would have been a perfect Sue Storm. she made She's probably too old now, but statuesque, great body, gorgeous woman. um She has a little bit of an action saw you were about to say she has an ass. No, yeah, she does have a great ass, too. Oh, that movie The Haunt. That was a great flick. Yeah, she's awesome. Yeah. You looked her up?
00:46:02
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Yep. Bro. Huh? the market stands bad huh That movie she was in, The Hunt, was fantastic. Yeah, absolutely, dude.
00:46:13
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What's the name? The Hunt. Oh, the ah the girl's name is Betty Gilpin. Betty Gilpin. I can't stop thinking that that arm is Robert Coleman's. um i can body and like lo late text thinking that that be robert collemans Like, every time I look up, I think that's you holding the joint. I know, right? There's a little hand right there.
00:46:41
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You're like, ah Betty Gilpin. Okay. Oh, I fucking love her. i do. i love her.
00:46:54
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's awesome. What was she in? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. oh oh Yeah, she was in um Glow.
00:47:06
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oh Yeah, Glow was really good. yeah she's a she's She's gorgeous, man. She's cool. like a very strong woman.
00:47:17
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like ah yeah You can tell that she's like... ah
00:47:24
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She ain't taking no shit. ah ah I would have had four with her. That would have been fantastic. you would have had a ford with her of a foursome with her that would have been fantastic like ah sharing a lease on a car okay cool yeah absolutely no she's awesome but she's also scary yeah dude she would have been perfect you know but anyway you know i i that's that's ah you know fan stuff that you know we all sit around and talk about who would have been perfect to play what and who you know That's nerdy. you know and Did you ever read comic books growing up?
00:48:04
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Yeah. All the time. That's why I'm talking to you about comics. What was your thing that you read? Well, mostly like Spider-Man, X-Men stuff.
00:48:20
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And then I have one right here.
00:48:25
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i guess this is the most recent.
00:48:30
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but
00:48:35
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Oh, Walking Dead. There we go. this this So this is the second one. Goddamn, that's like a Bible. Yeah. that If we ever have a zombie apocalypse, you could kill zombies with that book. Jesus Christ. Oh, bitch, I don't need this to be able to do that. I have a whole arsenal.
00:48:54
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We're good. Since you read the comics, do we ever find out why the zombie apocalypse happened? i Do they ever explain it in a comic book? I'm not spoiling it. You can figure it out. um Yes, there there is there is an explanation.
00:49:19
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Because they never explain it in a show, and I've been watching all the shows. Well, it's... it's um Damn it, now that you ask me, I can't remember. yeah Yeah. There was like a medical like disease thing that went around.
00:49:37
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It was like the flu, basically, is what they explained it as. But no, I haven't read the comics in forever. That's okay my food time currently.
00:49:50
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All right. But no. but um now i'm looking for the show Have you done this room before where we're having a show? Have you ever done comedy here? Oh, at the Underground Lounge?
00:50:01
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Yeah. i No, I have not. I have been there. I was there for Michael's after after party, after his wedding. um And I was left there by somebody if that was supposed to be my ride.
00:50:19
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So I had some more time in there. They're really good people. It's an awesome season. Have you not been there before? No. Oh, it's awesome. This is going to be exciting. I love going places where I've never been before. Yeah. Because I know nobody has heard my jokes before. Yeah, I'm sure. Well, I'm excited for it because like I'm not from there. So if I totally bomb, then I don't have to see them ever again. No, I'm just kidding. You'll make up for it with your great chicks.
00:50:49
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i don't I don't know if he's if he's planning... does Is he planning it to go into New Year's? Or we're stopping right before New Year's? We're stopping of around 10.30, believe. So we can chill and like do the New Year's thing.
00:51:06
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Yeah, I plan on having some fun that night. So I need to find out, first time is there a place there where I can go to sleep? Well, it's literally at a hotel, but um I'm going back to Michael's place more than likely. Okay. Because I'm like, that I don't know if I'm driving home. it's It's not a far drive for me. It's only about 45 minutes. And it's almost like a straight shot.
00:51:28
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But, you know, I don't know. I might get some in, you know. I might want to take a little nappy nap. I know right I think I could be funny drunk I think I could be funny drunk well I have to be a little bit tipsy what is wrong with you guys you don't think that was funny I did that I wish she could make that bigger that's what she said anyways that's what she said
00:52:02
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I just said that, motherfucker. Oh, Robert Coleman, I dig you. You're cool. You're cool people. Very, very much so. Any other big things coming up in the near future?
00:52:16
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Dude, I just posted my um my travel schedule for 2026 because I got a lot of stuff on my calendar and I needed to see it all at one time. So I posted and I got like 15 dates on the calendar so far.
00:52:31
Speaker
in the new year. So when you go to my Facebook page, you'll see it. But I got like 15 dates on my calendar going into May. So it's not bad. You know, that's pretty good, you know. And, um you know, my January is absolutely packed. So I'm hoping that that those dates start heating up for like March and April. i only have like a few dates those yeah those months. But I actually have a lot of gigs, man. So, you know, I'm i'm blessed right now. You know, I'll take it
00:53:02
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and We're blessed.
00:53:06
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We're still based out of Cleveland? Yeah. yeah yeah yeah and um you know it is I'll be honest with you, man. There's not a better place to be if you're going to be a comedian. Dude, we're six-hour drive from just about everywhere.
00:53:17
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you know um One of my jokes has something to do with Cleveland. think about it. If you live in Chicago and you get a gig in New York, you're like, oh, shit, I got drive a day and a half, right?
00:53:31
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Or if you are in New York and you want to do a gig in Indianapolis, oh, shit, I got to drive for eight, nine hours. But do if you're in Cleveland, you can be in New York, Chicago, you know, Indianapolis, Tennessee. You could be in all of those places in under like six or seven hours. You know, it's like literally a half a day to get to just about anywhere in the Midwest. Like this is like the perfect place to be if you're a comedian.
00:53:55
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It really is. You know. I have to drive about five and a half hours, was it, Michael? Yeah, five and a half hours. Yeah, to you, yeah. Yeah.
00:54:06
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Dude, went down to Maryland recently. That wasn't a bad drive. Just like, you know, just about anywhere else, though. It's like. Where in Maryland? B-more? ah We were at some lodge, like just, they didn't even call themselves Maryland. They called themselves Virginia or something, because it was like right over the border or something.
00:54:26
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It was some lodge I did with Patrick Madison. You know, Patrick Madison, shout out to Patrick Madison. You should have him on the show. he He's taught me a lot about just being a rogue comic, believe it or not. Patrick books his own gigs. He has a technique that he used to call places. Patrick is an absolute beast at booking itself. And it's like cold calling everywhere.
00:54:45
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Yeah, dude, he is a monster. You know what i'm saying? And his kids calendar is packed, too. But it's not from winning World Series. It's from being the World Series champion of making fucking phone calls. You know, and nobody is beating him and making phone calls, you know.
00:55:02
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Well, he's putting in the work. he know what has get Yeah, dude, he's an absolute monster. he He taught me some of it. But, dude, you you have to have a hunger. he He has a hunger to have people tell him no.
00:55:16
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You know, he's like, they tell me no. And I'm like, fuck, out I'll just go to the next one. I'm like, dude, as soon as I hear no one time, I'm like, OK, I guess nobody wants me, dude. He'll hear, yeah hear, hear no 50 times, you know, until he gets a yes. You know, he's he's a beast, man. And a lot of comics can learn from him.
00:55:37
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That's what you got to do. You don't work hard.
00:55:44
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Wineries, all of that shit. Call it all. Dude, if a place has a stage or a corner and a plug where you can plug in your microphone, get yourself a goddamn PA system and a light.
00:55:54
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and get on the road, you know? Oh, these clubs won't hire me. Fuck that. don't Don't go to clubs then. Go to bars. Go to, you know go you know, go wherever they want to hear some comedy.
00:56:06
Speaker
You know, he's he's discovered that all of these little towns that's outside of the big cities have nothing to do. They don't have movie theaters. They don't have, you know, they don't have ah places to go to have fun.
00:56:19
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you know what I'm saying? They don't have bowling alley. don't have a lot of shit, you know? So if you call them in these little towns and like, hey, You want to ah try to do some comedy? A lot of times they're like, fuck it. Yeah. i have been dealing I've been dealing with the same thing. like There's only two pubs and where I live currently. and aya One is interested in doing it, but I have to get more people to come along. like It's a small town. It's literally called Littlestown. It's tough.
00:56:52
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so it touch It's like the town that Grinch robbed. ah dora It's like the town that Grinch robbed. oh mary qui me but Good timing for that. Good job.
00:57:09
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Yeah, man. But get on that goddamn road. i told that that's the you know You was asking me about advice I could give young comics. um Focus on yourself and get outside of your city. like Once you Once you have about three to five minutes or whatever and you feel like you hot shit, get online and look up some comedy contests and go do a fucking contest in Chicago or New York or PA or something. Go do a contest like where you and see where you stand. you know There's contests everywhere.
00:57:36
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fuck Comedy festivals, go sign up for a comedy festival. you know Go spend a week in Colorado or or Tennessee or something at a comedy festival and see where you stand. Three years of applying to comedy festivals before i finally got one.
00:57:50
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Yeah. which Which one do you go to? Durango Comedy Festival. Durango, Colorado. Yeah. Colorado. Dude, fucking go. Dude, they have gay comedy festivals. They have comedy festivals for women. They have comedy festivals for like damn near whatever, you know, whatever your little niche is.
00:58:10
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They probably have a comedy festival for it, you know? I do have a question for you. Like with female comedians, Do you think they talk about vaginas too much? Dude, talk about what you know. you know if The answer is yes, you know it. you know i have Honestly, i that's assuming I've seen every female. Lyric, what up, bitch? I love you too. Sorry, Lyric. She's one of my best friends. She came in here. nice i gotta to give her love. That's my bitch.
00:58:49
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Anyways, but yeah, hearing about vaginas constantly, it really gets annoying. And it makes men think that's what all women want to talk about. But all the women think that all guys want to talk about is dick and balls.
00:59:07
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yeah
00:59:10
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For young comedians, that's the experience they have. that You haven't lived and had some experiences, you have nothing to talk about but you're drinking balls. That's all you've experienced in life. Look, I don't mind you talking about it as long as it's personal to you and it's coming from a unique perspective.
00:59:27
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You can find a way to talk about anything uniquely. A lot of motherfuckers do jokes about... I talk about this in my class. Eddie Murphy did a classic joke about his aunt falling down the stairs, Aunt Bonnie falling down the stairs.
00:59:38
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And Kevin Hart, years later, does a joke about his grandfather falling and he falls too slow so he pushes him over. Both jokes are about people falling, but it's from their individual perspectives. So if you're a woman and you want to talk about your vagina, well, what happened with your vagina? What's your story, right? Did it catch on fire? Did an alien come out? You know, did you get it caught in the fan?
01:00:00
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but but You know, what's your story about your vagina? And then tell your story. You know what I'm saying? Okay. But making their whole set about just like talking about their vagina. Lyric likes you. It's true, but it's like... But making your whole set just about... i don't know.
01:00:27
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Because I've gotten a lot of hate. ah Being a female comedian, whatever. like They're like, oh, I just hope you don't talk about your vagina the whole time because that's what all women do these days. You said you're a Spider-Man fan, right?
01:00:42
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Yes. Well, with great vagina comes great responsibility. It's kind of like. sort of that So if you get great vagina, talk about that shit, right? Nobody gets tired of Spider-Man. so yeah thats i don't want to hear any more about Spider-Man.
01:01:04
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Guys, you know I just I just want to let you know. want to let you know my vagina is like Spider-Man.
01:01:16
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That is all. It sticks to walls and and saves people from... yeah Have you seen that one? The girl the girl has her legs amputated.
Reflecting on the Comedy Journey
01:01:29
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do you think she makes a snail trail? she... It's... Does that. Okay, see? Vagina want all vagina jokes are funny.
01:01:44
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See? There you go. There you go. Some of them are busy. i'm Rob, I'm glad you're feeling busy. I'm glad you're booking deep into the year already. That's great news, honey. Should be seen everywhere. This world needs more laughs.
01:02:01
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Yeah, absolutely, man.
Upcoming Performances and Community Support
01:02:02
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i I just want to get in where I fit in. I you know i hope, Mike, and and maybe you could do this for me. If I ever come off pompous or arrogant or I know more than you or anything like that.
01:02:16
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please tot let me know, you know, cause I'm still learning. I'm still, I still get on stage. I still get bubble guts and nervous and worried about bombing. You know, I ain't perfect. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, just make sure to keep me grounded, man. And, and, you know, I don't think I need to, you've got under the control, man. You know who you are as a person.
01:02:36
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You're, you're a solid cat. And I believe in you. Merry Christmas. You'll build the animals from the network. Thanks. Thanks. likeck black Looking forward to your ass in the evening. I don't want to take it up too much more your time, Rob. You're a business guy, and I know you family and everything else, I got family stuff.
01:02:57
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um But I'd love to have you on again. Would you would you come back on and talk another time in the future? Oh, dude, anything for you, brother. you know like Like I said, you shoved a Christmas tree up my ass once before, so we we we share a special bond.
01:03:10
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closing thoughts, Britt?
01:03:13
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and only clothes and involvedpha it oh l oh thank you guys just some dude lyric clip uh i guess click guitar thank you guys clockwork rex and especially the mr robert coleman we we thank you for coming in yeah no problem guys i had a lot of fun and uh look forward to bigger things in the new years, man. Thank you guys. Appreciate it. we we I appreciate your time. Thanks very much for doing this for us. I can't wait to see you in person on New Year's Eve at the beautiful underground lounge in not so beautiful downtown Warren, Ohio for the big old New Year's Eve bash laughing in the new year with the gang. Can't wait.
01:04:02
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ah One more time. Here is that. Make sure sure you follow the ticker 330-240-6994 for further information. That line runs around the clock.
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It doesn't always get answered around the clock, though. Thanks for watching, everybody. Appreciate you all. And don't forget, if it's not fun, you're not doing it right. Thanks, everybody. All right.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike Copeland. Stay right there. stay right there. Here you
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I got married weeks ago today to that fantastic company right there. I don't trust your judgment, but this song goes out to my name.
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If I had a hammer, I'd build a house, sweetie. If I had a sailing ship, I'd be in a ship.
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If I had the I'd write a verse, could it be? If I had the painter's touch on canvas, you would be.
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But I don't have a hand, and I don't have ship. So I can't build you a house, and you cannot take this grave. I'll never have a poet's name.
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Never will I have the painter's grace. I will not write your verse, nor will moralize your face. And also, you almost certainly
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Put your hands in and around the house bed, everybody. That's a goddamn noise. Give it up
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for Mr. Michael Coleman-Haber that has herpes. Go ahead. Oh, don't forget to see your barbed-hers. All your applause goes to death.
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Thank you for making wish come true.