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Top 3 Pranks I've Done Since We Decided to Restart Recording
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It's been a hot minute, but we're back! Or are we? In honor of April Fool's, we'd like to share our Top 3 Pranks We've Done Since We Decided to Start Recording Again.
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Podcast Introduction
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Good thing he's a cat. He still makes noise. Kind of quiet. We'll see how it goes. Okay. Are you guys ready? Yes. Yes. yes Are you guys ready to go?
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Yes. Oh my God. Yes. Look at him.
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Welcome to My Top Everything. back. We're better than ever. are more than you could have ever dreamed of. I'm Marion.
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I'm Kara. And I'm Mara. And we're three childhood best friends in the same room together, which has its own fun challenges, trials, tribulations, pets, ah and...
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We're very happy to be here with you on this day that I assume you, dear listener, you are listening the day we publish this because well why wouldn't you be? You're so excited to have us back.
April Fools' Day Theme & Recent Pranks
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So it's April 1st for you, April Fools, which means we got just the most amazing episode today for you. You'll never guess. Now's your time to guess.
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Wow, great guest. Yes. i hope you didn't look at the title. Top three pranks that I've done since we decided start recording this podcast again, which happened um about like a month and a half ago.
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that's what i was going to say. And most of my pranks happened this week. So um I don't know about you guys, but um I know there's just so much content for this one. i learned a lot actually okay I learned that that we do do pranks but to have to do them on demand oh my god it's hard it was really hard yep basically impossible i was like I can't I feel like we have that late and when we were living together yeah yeah you know the first time in 2017 like I feel like we did a lot of pranks yeah and now I'm like i i mean the well was dry i was like we're older now
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More mature, less Maybe the inspiration just wasn't, I was like, I can't just like on demand do a prank. just whoa And for me, i don't want to pick up a mess. I don't want to create a mess. Yeah. So that limits some pranks. And I don't want to put anyone through any distress.
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So like the the options were extremely ah ah limited. Yeah. um I'll right off the bat say that like all of my pranks failed.
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ah think a little bit I don't have a successful prank on this list. I did more than three pranks because I was like, oh, well, you know, you. Yeah, numbers game.
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If it's top three pranks, I can't just have three pranks. That's totally what I didn't do. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. I figured that you guys would be slackers and only do three.
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I barely got three. Yeah. As of today, i got three. maybe like 20 minutes ago huh yeah okay well let's get this let's get this going yeah oh so just as a a New thing that we're doing.
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We are going to each say our top three lists. And then at the end, we're going to compile it into one mega alta ultra pyramid scheme of a list. So we'll take things from all three of our lists. Hopefully.
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And yeah well but we'll take the best. Yeah. be From all three of our lists. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Listen to your prank. you You've talked up your pranks so well. I'm sure they're going to be in the top three. Yeah, they all yeah failed. so there's no more. There's not a ah like direct winner anymore.
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I mean, there's a winner in the hearts of the listeners. Yeah, correct. And how many you get in the top three at the end. Yes. But there's not like I mean, we'll still probably do points just for fun.
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Yeah, let's just feel that out. like points are so... I'm always so good at the points, so... Okay, what if we have a point system and you just get you get one point for every item you get on the list, and then we add up the points at the end of the semester?
Sharing Failed and Successful Pranks
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semester or like i like it we'll definitely we'll definitely add up those yeah we'll definitely keep track of us but we're really good at keeping track of things yeah the points are very important yes somebody has to win yeah somebody has to lose more importantly yeah that's the real yeah okay so i i'm gonna go with My number three prank, which is air quotations, which I just did right before this, which is i got a rubber snake and I put it i put it in the sound bag for our podcast. um
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I rolled it up. ah ah Grayson got to the bag first. And so he saw the snake first. Almost blew it. Yeah, because he, well, you you explain your... I found the snake and felt nothing. And so I sent took picture to everybody and said I felt nothing and then realized that it probably wasn't meant for me. So I had to quickly delete the chat.
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ah And luckily, I don't think anyone saw it. They just saw that I had deleted a message, which in my way is my own prank. Because then everyone was wondering, what did he say? What did he say? I did see the message that said, I feel nothing, and with but like only the picture emoji on it. And I was just like, oh, that's Grayson being Grayson. Saved him. Just a normal day. yeah um um yeah so then i was like to grace and was like well where do i put it so that way it gets like the most reaction he's like oh curl it up inside one of the headphones and i was like great i'll do it there's four four mean there's what like eight headphones in there but four of them are the type that we like use uh
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And so I put it in one of those. And as Mara was, I asked Mara to get out the headphones. She's getting out the headphones and she gets out three, like the three that didn't have the snake in them.
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yeah And so then like Grayson and I made eye contact over the table. Like, oh my God, she's not going to see the snake because she managed to pick all the other ones, even though that one was like on top. What?
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but So that was failure number one. And then failure, I mean, Mario was just like, ah, um, I meant like, she did. No, she didn't. She wasn't scared.
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She went like, ah, she was like, oh, see. um she's excited real good prank yeah yeah yeah i think that's your number three yeah i think that would oh bingley is trying to get down from the cat tower oh the baby probably straight onto our recording table oh you're gonna stop him yeah i'm gonna come down here it's less loud oh see i know how to control the cat oh look he's going good job bingley oh but bandy's here to terrorize him
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Terrorize. I think that was... listen Dear listeners. She loves him. They're best friends. He's just not... The love is one-sided. So speaking of Bandy, my number three um is inspired by Bandy.
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She has these ah plastic bones that she chews on. Did you prank your dog? No. Okay. um And she has... They're like this brown that blends in with our hardwood floor and with all of the carpets and all of the rugs and everything.
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Did you put the bone in the paper too? I have been trying since we decided to keep doing the pranks. I have been trying to put them in places that Marion specifically could step on them. And it didn't work the entire six weeks until like five minutes before recording. And I was so excited. Wow, that was brilliant. I've been placing them everywhere and you've been strategically avoiding them since we've designed to prank each other. Yes. That's so funny. Yeah, I think I haven't like stepped one in forever. put them outside your room sometimes and you don't step on that. Like, I'm like, how is this happening? Anyway, I finally got it like five minutes ago and I'm really excited. That was good. makes Yeah, we were just about to start and we had, I had my feet on the table.
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Like, well, I don't know how to explain that. Anyway, I put my feet down right on the bone and then I was like, ah, this fucking bone. Follows me everywhere. I hate that book. It's like all scraggly and sharp and hard.
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And it can be wet. yeah Yeah. From her chewing on it. And Speak of the devil. It's just everywhere. And this is why the official pet of my top everything podcast is a cat.
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damn she's chewing on it right now listener i'm sure you can hear she's actually chewed on one grayson took it away and now she's chewing on the second one grayson's taking it away there's two of them now which is there's actually three there's actually oh my god did you have to get out more so the prank would happen i have put them all out yes
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no you you should have just let because this black carpet is where it happens the most should just put all four have ah do You have like avoided them strategically, I swear. That's so funny. Yeah.
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Good prank. Thanks. Yeah. gp Thanks, Bandy. um Okay. Well, my third, my top third prank that I've done since we decided to start recording this podcast again is i put a glove.
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Shit. I put a feather inside one of the gloves oh at work. um Like but one of the plastic, like disposable gloves? Nitrile, yes.
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And... Condor. Okay, the nitrile glove. and As the common layman calls it. Yeah. i don't know As a layman?
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No. What? Plastic.
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And they didn't notice. They didn't notice. The feather was too small. A feather in the glove? Yeah. Wow. How big of a feather? Where did get this feather? Like, where did I get this feather? I just have arts and crafts shit at home. Okay.
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And it was like, you know, the size of my pointer finger, maybe. Like an and index finger? Well, that's pretty big. feather. Yeah. And did you see somebody put it on or just nobody? Yeah. I did it in a way where I could see them and I had to tell them and it was...
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Hey, by the way, I put a feather in your glove. Yeah. i Got him. I think this has been the hardest part is like getting ah like getting somebody to notice. think That is the theme of all three.
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It is like Winston pranks. my What do you think the feather was going to do? Like, did you test it out yourself to see if yeah I could feel it I'm not over the Winston call.
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Yeah. Winston from New Girl. We're all giving like too small. Too small to be noticed. Yeah. Yeah. um So so right what did they say when you were like, hey, I put a feather in your back?
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Well, it said um he like flicked me off, but like we flick each other off all the time. okay And then we giggled and then he pretended to die. That's cute. Oh.
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Okay. We have a thing. Yeah. Pretending to die is cute. Yeah. Yeah. You know. Okay. Well.
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That was Bingley. That was Bingley jumping off the table. um Okay. My second prank. This is mostly a question for Kara and Grayson.
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At some point in February, did you get the mail and find a cucumber in it Yes. Was that you? That had Mar written all over it.
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And it was you. It was really concerning and really gross. It froze and I brought it in and it thawed and then it stank like yeah skunk cucumber.
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It was... That's a good one. It was so confusing. oh my god. Yes. Yes. And crazy thing is is you ducked the security camera.
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Really? I checked the tapes. I could not figure out who put the fucking cucumber. That's hilarious. Oh, hey, where are the security cameras pointed? Uh-uh. Don't tell her.
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Future pranks. I'll get it out of you. You'll crack. Not right now. Oh. We don't need our listeners to know. Yeah. No, no, no. This isn't content. This is, this is. You can tell me later. Okay. I will say that. Yeah. So I, i was going to go away for like five days and like both Grayson and I checked the mail. I think we're the two people in the household who do the mail.
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So I took out the mail and I had, I put in the cucumber And i was like, great. Next time Grayson checks the mail, he's going find this cucumber. I'm not even going to be there. yeah It's going to be amazing. But then and nobody said anything about the cucumber.
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And i was like I was like, did the mailman find the cucumber? Let me put your mind at ease. I felt a lot of emotional and mental distress trying to figure out where this cucumber came from. um We talked about it for, like, days. But you you didn't say anything.
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think we both meant to text the group, like, the the house chat, but... It didn't happen. Just never got around to Yeah, because i when I came back, ah Karen Grayson were on a trip, and I asked Lucas, I said, did you find a cucumber? and he was like, oh, what?
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I don't think so. No, I didn't hear anything about cucumber. And so then I was like, oh, my God, this poor mailman must have, like, reached in there and been like... My favorite part is that you didn't know either, so you've been in suspense for the past month waiting for us to say something. I did that like the week after we decided. that i was like, I'm going to get out of the gate early. i'm going to do this prank like you know as fast as possible. And yeah, I was like, did they know it must be me?
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And so they didn't. no say anything intentionally or what um I found that so I looked up online like prank ideas and I went to a reddit where people were like what's the most harmless but like prank you still remember and somebody was like somebody put a zucchini in my mailbox and like I never found out who and I can't stop thinking about it and so I was like oh perfect you know um but I don't like zucchini so I went with cucumber Yeah, thank you.
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It did die. I would have rather a zucchini die. Because I don't like zucchini. Yeah. Than a cucumber that you could eat. Yeah. That's part of it. You know? It's sad.
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Yeah. Yeah. like there's a lot of mysteries around the house. Were you going to eat that? Sorry. If I found the cucumber. Were going to eat the cucumber? It already froze, so no. Okay. If it was like mild weather.
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I would have. Think about it. A cucumber that you found in a mailbox? I'd think about it. Yeah. Yeah. If I washed it. It's a gift, Marissa. You don't know from who. Who put it there why? No, but if I skinned it or washed it. You could have something in it.
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could have something in it. You'd find out. Oh, maybe like the Tylenol killer? Would you eat a mailbox cucumber? Lots of vegetables can have dubious origins, but a cucumber, you really don't know where that's been.
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Especially some psychopath that's putting in the mailbox. Excuse me. The cucumber coming back. You really don't know where a cucumber's been. That is so true. You really don't.
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Of all of them. Oh, no. And that's why I'm eating it. Yeah. Well, well, well. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, man. ah She made herself gag in more the ways than one.
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My number two... Try to move past that. My number two is when Grayson and I were in Columbia a couple weeks ago. ah We were walking around trying to find gifts for people, and i was in this gift store up, and I accidentally shocked myself. There was this little rubber ducky keychain.
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And if you press the there's two like can I don't know like metal like on the wing there's like little buttons. Yeah. And if you touch both of them at the same time it sends electricity to you. And I didn't know I'm filled. I'm there's there's this room filled with glass shelves and glass items and ceramics everywhere. And I like jumped and almost hit a glass shelf full of things.
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And I was like, oh, my God, that's horrible. And then we were checking out and I was like, oh, my God, I can get Marion with this. And so I went back. I bought this $3 little rubber ducky, brought it back. i mean But by the way, at this point, I'm like in a deep state of anxiety and depression. I'm like, I'm unemployed. Like my life feels like it's just been flipped, turned upside down, like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style. I'm like not doing well. yeah I'm like not eating.
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Yeah, so they come back from the drink. I feel nothing. And I'm trying to find the right time to do it to you because I'm like, at no point is this going to be good for Marion, right? Sending a shock of electricity through her little depressed body. So eventually I just decided i just got to do it.
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Yeah, because it was like a couple days. It was like two or three days. Because I was like, because they came back and they said that they had gotten gifts for people and stuff. And I was like, oh,
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Like maybe old old mayor is going to get a gift here. You know, something to just like her depression peaks a little bit, you know, just like get a little little lift. And nothing was coming. And I was like, oh, well, maybe maybe no gift. Yeah. You got a gift because you watched Spandy. Right. Which really appreciated. So we got you a little purse and we hid the duck inside of the purse.
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And it I wrapped it in paper because I was terrified of touching it myself again. it actually hurts much. Yeah, it hurt. Oh my god. And it. Marion, like, sees the purse. She's like, oh, thank you. And I said, oh, there's a little something inside. It's like 11 p.m. Marion's trying to fall asleep. I'm like, literally, I haven't gotten out of my bed. I'm like, in my bed. I'm like, oh, great. I'm like, oh, a keychain. Like, a rubber ducky. I was like, I don't.
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Why do you look at my rubber ducky? What the fuck is this, Kara? Yeah. Yeah. and And then Grayson says that, what did you say? That the oh that merit when she finally touched it and got the shock, that it wasn't it wasn't like surprise, it was a face of betrayal. yeah Like you never were like, what the fuck?
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You were just like, what the fuck? I was in the middle of saying like, it's the duck. And then I went, ah! Yeah. Yeah. And then we left you. and yeah But it was very funny. I did laugh. That was one of my yeah top three laughs of that era for sure. Yeah. Oh, I like that it's past tense.
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You know. Yeah, i feel like it's past tense. I mean, I'm eating. Yeah. So. I got some solid bowel movements. That 10% better? Yeah. yeah I was going to bring up your poop, so I'm glad you did. Yeah. It's a safe place. I've had three solid poops. Wow. That's big. February 14th.
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oh Oh, my God. That's pretty exciting stuff. Today is March 8th.
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Let's note that. Wow. Yeah. um Okay. My prank also has to do with this house because things be limited in
Nostalgic Pranks from the Past
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a month time. yeah um When we first lived together, mary and Kara and i in...
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Minneapolis, we had this stuffed animal that an exchange student that stayed with Marion gave Marion. And it's just this like round black cat. And we would hide it.
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And you don't say anything to the other person when you find it. um And then you hide Yeah. Yeah. And so ah we did advent calendars this year and Kara gave it to me in my advent calendar.
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And it's in this house. Oh. It's been in his house for like three weeks. Yeah. I have no idea yeah i don't think you're ever going to find it. It might be too hidden.
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I think probably. No, it's not too hidden. It's not. It's like. You can see it at eye level. Oh. And that's all I'll say. Technically. Mara replastering the wall. This is going to them soaked up. I know how to do that.
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Eye level. Interesting. Okay. yeah Yeah. So that's a fun treat for you. Does Mary, did you know about this? I watched her hide it. Yeah. Is it in the microwave? Like near the microwave? What? Wouldn't you have found it right now? You would have found it. I think my ability to pass over details is extremely high. agree.
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Oh my gosh. I just the other day noticed that the you guys had to hung the dried orange garland in the office. And I think you guys- That like November? Yeah. wow i was just like whoa wow that's funny yeah i think one time matt like what he like put he like put up like a painting like a like a full-on painting in our kitchen i came home i was like talking to him he ah faced so that like i was facing him and directly behind him was the painting and eventually he had to be like do you notice anything
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different like in this area because i like framed the painting i was like you should have seen how long like i don't know how long it would have taken me to realize that like honestly yeah wow it apparently me too yeah i'm really excited to go find it's like a scavenger hunt now yeah interesting yeah where is okay i can't tell you where it is yeah i know All right. So ah let's go to our sponsors now, huh?
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Yeah, you should do that. Can you make a little thing to cut the spark? Can you make a little note?
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that cut but can you make a little note Excellent. Okay. Our number three sponsor this week is The Office. And we mean this two ways. The first, obviously, The Office, the TV show, Jim and Dwight pranks.
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um Very formative for me, at least. And the other way, where you sometimes put a feather and a co-worker's, quote, single-use plastic, unquote, glove at work.
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I don't feel like you've said that on the podcast yet. I thought you were... That's your number one? No, she just said that. That's her three. Nice. Okay. Oh, my ah god Why here? My ability to skip over details. I thought it was the number three sponsor because... because i' where That's the location where you do your pranks.
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And that's where I did that prank. So I could feel alive at work. Okay, great. There we go. We got it. Okay. Our number two sponsor this week is...
00:23:16
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Jackass. Specifically the one that starts with a bunch of flying dildos. And I think it's Jackass too. But nobody... We don't know. Did you have a dildo prank? Is that why it's specifically that one? Yeah.
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I'd love to know what Mars dildo break It's just really funny. They're all like jiggly dildos, like just going through the air and it's kind of in sludge. Yeah, they're like, it's they're almost like fish or... Yes, I do remember this now.
00:23:42
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It's just like peak comedy if you think about it. From that era. I've only seen one jackass and it was at Kara's dad's house. It was like a sleepover. Yeah.
00:23:52
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um And I just remembered the acne one. There was like an acne... thing going on it was great yeah it was the only time that we it was too gross to watch for me it was so gross yeah don't think any of us were particularly into jackass no and our number one sponsor this week is this april fool's day course yeah how'd that start what april fool's day that's a great question We'll have to do top three interesting holiday origins. I love that. Writing it down. Thank you.
00:24:31
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Yeah. I like that a lot. I'm really excited. I feel like I'm just going to project. I think that it probably has something to do with jesters. Like back in the day when kings had jesters. Sure.
00:24:42
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don't know. You guess. What do you think it came from? um Probably like some... like, pagan ritual where boys would hit girls with sticks down or something.
00:24:54
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Burn the bitch! Already! don't agree with myself. Alright, back to the episode.
Speculations on April Fools' Day Origins
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Okay. Ha ha ha ha
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Alright, we're back with our number one! Okay. So... We have so yeah yeah we have a Joint number one, the two of us. Oh, I thought we had a joint number one.
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Prank on both of you. Joint number one with each of you. Oh, nice. Okay, well then this is my prank, I guess. What? Yeah, you said it's a prank that you're doing this with me. So my number one. So confused. Is um we're going to have a sleepover here tonight. Oh, okay. Yeah. yeah Prank. With Mackenzie as well. Nice.
00:25:56
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Gutenprank. Gutenprang. And maybe Josh. He said, and I quote, I'll think about it. who But it's gonna we're going to do truth or dare, stiff as a feather, light as a board. Cute. Tarot cards. You're doing it with us. Yeah. Can we make ah can we make a pillow fort? Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah We're going to do all the sleepover. Because we were just talking about like the nostalgia of sleepover as a I can wear my onesie. Yes. Oh, my god. Yes.
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That is why, if you didn't notice, I walked in with a bat. I did notice, and I was confused. OK. Yeah. So again, my ability to jump over details is killing it. Oh, okay. and That's Mara.
00:26:33
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Yeah. Yeah. I did notice. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Do want to say our group one? Number one? This is Kara, why didn't you just... are Why don't we have one, you mean?
00:26:47
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Yes. Because mine originated from only having one as of yesterday. And I had to text Marion about it so that she would actually do the thing so that we would both get another pick.
00:26:59
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Yeah. It's only because of necessity because I left this, like I do all lists until the last minute. Oh, man. Yeah. this this I'm just going to take it personally and read into it. This prank happened. It's fun sleepover coming. The decision between these two pranks, it was like a five minute because I got the text from Kara. it was wondering who you were texting.
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I didn't text her back during it. Oh, because we talked about having a sleepover and then you were immediately texting and and I was like... I just felt like Kara's presence on the couch. um Yeah. So I got a text last. Well, this story starts earlier, which is that um earlier this week, Grayson was in the basement and found a pile of pens.
00:27:43
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um and that and i got a text from cara that was like can you add to the pile of pens then send a photo and see hopefully he'll know add what well because yeah because grayson came up from seeing the pile of pens and was like you guys well he first asked me marion does bingley like collect things sometimes I love the idea of a tiny cat walking around ah cats do like Some cats like take little mice or like toys and collect them, but I never i don't know about pens.
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um And what was that? Burglar. who Ghost. The pen thief. The pen thief. The dishes in the kitchen falling. Oh, it's Bingley.
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Yeah.
00:28:33
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Oh, it's not Bingley. Lucas. Oh, it's Lucas. We have somebody that lives here. Our other or fourth cat. Our other cat. Our fourth cat. ah What was I saying? Okay, so Grayson finds a pile of pens in the basement.
00:28:47
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They're in a really weird place, too. They're like under furniture behind a box, kind of, and on the floor. So how you found them in the first place, I don't even know. And then he comes up, he asks Marion, does Bingley collect pens? Marion's like, no.
00:28:58
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And then he thinks, of course, it's a ghost. And... No worse. I thought it was ah a rat or something. Yeah, thought it was like a squirrel because there was a squirrel at my camp in Alaska who would take things. Like it took pens. It took um the little ah like strips for like diabetes testing and the stuff. Shut found like its nest in the ground and found like all of these things that had been stolen over the summer.
00:29:24
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It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, but so when Kara texted me, I thought that she had come up with this brilliant brilliant idea of putting pens in the basement. I was like, gosh, I wish I would have thought of that. Like, really just psychologically mess with somebody, but she hadn't. That was, those pens...
00:29:43
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which by the way, Grayson, I don't know how you saw the, like caught those pens because when Kara was like, Marion, go down, add more pens to the pile and then send a picture. i was looking around for those pens for like 10 minutes. Like, where are these pens?
00:29:59
Speaker
You know how you said you didn't see the painting immediately behind that for like 10 minutes. i was but bring Precisely the opposite. Every time something is different in a room, I stopped like, what's going on here?
00:30:11
Speaker
I feel like that's true. Same. Yeah, because they're like under a counter. I had to bend down, shine a light, try and find them. Also, they weren't in a pile, in my opinion. They were just like three kind of scattered pens. To me, it was obvious. three pens?
00:30:27
Speaker
It was like three or four scattered but and they were like kind of in a line. They weren't in a pile. It's clear that somebody had just dropped some pens a long time ago.
00:30:39
Speaker
okay In our basement? Under a counter? With all these boxes of random things that everybody has. What's the prank?
00:30:49
Speaker
So I added a couple of pens huh as directed by Kara, because at this point I still think that Kara's come up with this whole amazing thing. I'm like, wow, she's so brilliant. Blah, blah, blah. I don't know that she just is trying to capitalize on a random On ah what I thought was a ghost. Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:08
Speaker
It didn't really matter what it was. I was like, oh, Grayson's scared. I'm going to add to the fear of my fiance. That's the goal. Always. so I added the pens and then I took a picture and I was like, guys, like, but we decided not to say anything about adding the
Pranking Strategies & Dynamics
00:31:23
Speaker
pens. We just were hoping that Grayson would notice this because I yeah added like a red, like a completely red pen, like things that don't look like the pens that were already down there.
00:31:31
Speaker
And so we, I posted that and then Lucas almost immediately like, like posts in the chat and he's like, oh yeah, I like dropped the box a couple of weeks ago and some pens spilled out and like, I thought I got all of them. Sorry, those are my pens.
00:31:49
Speaker
And so it just took... all of the wind out of Marion's hills. Karen's like, ask him to delete it, blah, bla blah, bla blah, blah. But was like, i don't know. It's just, it is what it is You know, like we found the culprit, I guess.
00:32:04
Speaker
yeah We got pranked by Lucas. um But I, what was also funny is that Lucas didn't notice that there were his non-pens in there. Like, yeah like and Grayson didn't notice that there were more pens. So was another Winston prank.
00:32:20
Speaker
Yeah. Wow. i don't know. I saw the picture of the pens after Lucas already said, yeah, that was me. So I saw the message that said, those are my pens before I even saw the picture. So my brain just didn't register anything after that. yeah I would have loved to see your reaction. Ah.
00:32:39
Speaker
We'll have to try again. What was it? We were in... i was really hoping that it'd be another like New Year's Eve situation where like a bunch of weird stuff kept happening over New Year's and you kept texting us being like, somebody's here.
00:32:50
Speaker
That's what thought. That was the bone. Remember the bone in the dishwasher? The bones? Yeah. What was that? Literal multiple bones in the dishwasher. kind of like Stuff falling over. We don't know.
00:33:04
Speaker
footsteps from upstairs that was the cats but when you're already on edge yeah it could have been anything yeah there's a ghost leaving bones here yeah a poltergeist Okay, so let's make our top three.
Top Pranks Recap & Listener Engagement
00:33:21
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ah We have such good choices. Yes, we really do. Our top three pranks. Yeah. Oh, my God. Now I have to sit here and remember what you guys said. Yeah. um I had the ducky, and the pens, and Bandy's bones.
00:33:37
Speaker
Bandy's Bones is for sure on this list. I had... Oh, the cucumber! Oh, the cucumber, yeah. I had the snake, the cucumber, and joint prank. I think cucumber, definitely. Cucumber, yes. Especially because you had to wait a whole month to know if it even worked. Yeah, I had to know, like, did he go find his cucumber?
00:33:57
Speaker
Yeah. I had surprise sleepover. Hilarious. i hid the black cat and a feather in a glove. Oh, God.
00:34:07
Speaker
Listen, I don't know if any of those... Do we have a top two list? I think... The black cat.
00:34:18
Speaker
I know I haven't found it. That's the problem. Oh god. Whatever. I mean, it's not original. It's not original. That's oldie but a goodie. But neither is a snake wrapped around something. That's true. That's that's unique to us, though.
00:34:34
Speaker
You know? No. In the sense of, like, we haven't done that prank before. yeah The cat prank is, like... but She said, proof prove Yeah,
00:34:44
Speaker
Okay, so our let's say our top three is... ah Damn. Damn. think the ducky. That's the only. yeah The ducky and the cucumber. Damn.
00:34:56
Speaker
And Bandy's Bones. I'll riot over this. Okay.
00:35:01
Speaker
What's the less than numbering of them? I feel like Bandy's Bones is number one. Yeah. Because we all agreed immediately. And then the cucumber. And then the cucumber. Yeah. And then the stupid ducky. So bitter.
00:35:15
Speaker
Well, it feels good to make the list. Gosh. got two. Surprisingly uncontentious. Yes. Yeah. But wait. My prank. The number one prank. Which is?
00:35:28
Speaker
I didn't hit record on this session.
00:35:32
Speaker
You're joking. Ha ha. April Fool's. right.
00:35:40
Speaker
It's all red. That's good. Is that good? Yeah.
00:35:46
Speaker
I'm just kidding. It's recorded. Got us. Okay, but listen, the cat, I know it's not new to us. It's still a prank. We haven't done it in a while. Well, it was done at Advent in December. but that's like three months ago. That's been years.
00:36:04
Speaker
That was like February. Yeah, but until then, when was the last time we hit a black cat? yeah I think it was hidden for me, right? I brought it back. No. no I did hide it.
00:36:17
Speaker
I was going to hide it maybe at your place. You brought it to LA. I did bring it to my and then you brought it back. Yeah, and then I hit it here. Full circle. Well, we're going to continue to do it.
00:36:28
Speaker
It's the black cat. If she ever fucking finds it. I miss Lucas's face. I miss Lucas's face. Yeah. I thought about trying to figure out how to bring that back. We used to we had a like a kind of life size cut out of Lucas's face for a while um for photo.
00:36:44
Speaker
And we would hide it in like random places to scare each other. Like it works. Yeah. It was really scary. Yeah. um Yeah. Because Lucas's face. Yeah. The scariest.
00:36:56
Speaker
Yep. Smiling and everything. Well, this has been a great episode. It really has. am sure you agree. ah If you want to tell us your favorite prank on Reddit or email us and maybe we'll share it during our sponsor section. so And if you take a video and send it to us, even better. Yeah. yeah Oh my god. I have a video of my college friends pranking me. They put those like, you know, those like snap things you the fireworks that you throw at the ground and they like spark.
00:37:24
Speaker
They put them underneath the toilet seat. Oh, wow. That's amazing. So when I sat on the toilet seat. That's so good. had some of those. I could have done that. Yeah. was going to try to maybe pick some up and then do it today and then whatever. But wouldn't it be funny if all nine pranks had happened today? yeah it almost was so scary yeah yeah love bitches we yeah can you write down that we do top three pranks that have happened to you cause like I have the time that I was like saran wrapped to a tree that was crazy what?
00:37:57
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at camp it's just a camp thing you wouldn't get it you gotta give me a bye guys bye