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Top 3 Sounds That Give Me the Ick
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The Ick™ /ˈɪk/ noun
Used to describe a feeling of disgust that arises usually after a specific, often trivial, behavior. Or SOUNDS in the case of this weeks episode! (Thank you, Wikipedia, for the definition).
What sounds give our brave hosts the ick? What parasitic soundwaves reverse kick them right in the Misophonia? Listen and find out whether or not we scream and leave the restaurant when someone touches a Styrofoam to-go box just like you.
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Transcript
Introduction and Banter
00:00:00
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You're doing great. oh It feels like the first time. Every time. With the with the tech, especially. I just thank you for doing it. This is not my interest. I don't care.
00:00:13
Speaker
You don't care how it sounds. You don't care what the listener is's because you don't listen to it after. wow Shade. Yeah. Throwing it. Throwing it. Shade. Lobbing that shade. Yeah. so Do we have the music?
00:00:26
Speaker
Go.
00:00:42
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but but
00:00:46
Speaker
Welcome everyone to My Top Everything. i'm Mary. I'm Kara. And I'm Mara. and you know Coming in hot that. Well, you had a whole solo up front, so...
00:01:00
Speaker
I had to add like a, you know, right like the symbols. I was about to run away with the show. i was about to steal it. I was about to, what's that, um that guy from McDonald's, the McThief, he's not called that. Oh yeah. The bandit The hamburger. hamburger. I was about to Hamburglar this podcast do um with my okay my performance. I don't think ah you could have truly gotten away with it, but... Well, her list isn't going to be as good as ours. Yeah, I agree.
Brainstorming Podcast Themes
00:01:32
Speaker
We should have a but a podcast episode that's top three crimes you think you could get away with.
00:01:37
Speaker
No. I can't put that out there. The people need to know. It's not top three crimes you have gotten away with. No, but I'm just thinking about it.
00:01:48
Speaker
Yeah, like if she ever does murder somebody and then people are like, well, this podcast, she said that she would do this and there was chloroform in her office. Do you think you could get away with murder? I don't think I could get away with murder. Anyway, this is he I just say we should talk about this because I i think there are some crimes that...
00:02:06
Speaker
aren't possible for us to get. Well, I don't like that you assumed murder is on my list of crimes. I want to try. yeah I went to the extreme. That's pretty suspicious. Went to the extreme. Also, there's a show called how to get away with murder, you know, just going with the obvious and all the documentaries. It's pretty good. You just got to learn from other people's mistakes.
00:02:25
Speaker
Yeah. That's how I'll cry. Yeah. Successful crime is just really paying attention to how other people did it. It's just watching documentaries. Agreed. They should do a study on if people who watch documentaries about true crime are better at i getting away with crime. Okay, but also, like, we're only getting the statistical data from people who are getting caught. oh and so and the numbers are skewed. I love...
00:02:51
Speaker
That's a good point. We'll never know, which is science mommy scary and excited. ah Anyway, that's not this episode. Should be. It isn't. This episode Pivot.
00:03:07
Speaker
I'm getting PTSD from yesterday. not actually, because there wasn't a lot of pivoting involved with moving Lucas out of the house, but I'm in mourning today. M-O-U-R-N-E. m o u r any
00:03:22
Speaker
No, there's no E. Did you have me spell it? or Yeah, I was reading off of a page from Mara. ah Anyway, our episode topic this week is top three sounds that give you the ick.
00:03:36
Speaker
And Kara would like everyone to know that this was originally a broader topic and she just has had to pull an audible to make it just about sounds because ah we originally had it as all sorts of different types of sensations, but...
Exploring the Concept of 'Audible'
00:03:51
Speaker
you We got to squeeze out every little bit of content we can for the podcast. So those will be other ones. Yeah. We'll get our top three. feelings. It feels as a hard word for that.
00:04:06
Speaker
And sure. type But top three touches. Uh, well, anyway, I have something different to say. Uh, and for those of you that don't do sports and audible is the last minute change, unless that's a term outside of sports.
00:04:27
Speaker
It's mostly just in football. Okay, great. Yeah. I didn't know what an audible was until Marion was our Cornish for the fantasy football. Oh, did I use the word audible in that?
00:04:39
Speaker
I'm sure. i'm just like in talking and listening to football talk. Oh, I didn't even know that audibles was specific to football. I didn't either. this moment right now. I just thought it meant. When else are you using it? All the time. I you i don't use it in relation to sports.
00:04:54
Speaker
No. Because I don't care about sports. So everyone learning today. Everyone's learning. Now we'll explain what first base is, second base, and third base. In multiple contexts.
00:05:06
Speaker
And home run. Though I have learned that apparently first, second, and third, people have different... um, Oh yeah. Definitions. Yes. Of what happens during those.
00:05:18
Speaker
So, huh. Anyway, it's subjective. Yeah. So, ah okay. ah Top three sounds.
Sensory Overloads and Annoyances
00:05:28
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ah Who wants to go first?
00:05:31
Speaker
I'll go first. Okay, great. I feel very passionate about this topic. There's lots of sounds that give me the ick. um These are, I went pretty specific okay with these.
00:05:42
Speaker
The one I decided is least egregious is when I come home, And I am talking when I come home from work and sometimes I'll be on my phone, like I'll call my mom or somebody else on my way home and I'll still be on the phone.
00:05:59
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And then I opened the door to my cat nonstop meowing and it is so loud and it is like a sensory nightmare for me. She is. She's relentless.
00:06:10
Speaker
meow, meow, meow, and she doesn't stop until I pick her up and cuddle her, and then she like snuggles into me, but like oh my god, she's so spoiled. um But like why are you so obsessed with me?
00:06:23
Speaker
Yeah. like Take it down a notch. Like five notches. Yeah. But, you know, she does get what she wants. The purpose. It's kind of like with Bandy. Like she gets really excited because we get really excited, too. You know, like if she doesn't get you to hold her after she meows for five minutes, then maybe she.
00:06:40
Speaker
I've or you talk back a lot. she thinks we're having a conversation. Yeah. Well, you are. She loves talking to you. Yeah. Yeah. yeah Yeah. She is the chattiest cat I have ever met, though. Truly. i Like, literally, she talks all the time. And she has so many different sounds. I feel like she has the most, like, wide-ranging vocabulary. Wide vocabulary. was about to say that. yeah Yeah. Got a lot of different specific feelings. I've tried ignoring her. Mm-hmm.
00:07:09
Speaker
Like, I have tried. I believe you. But the meowing goes on, like, 20 minutes if i She's patient. she has my god yeah She has a lot. She knows what she's controlling because she's fueled by a demon. yeah Yes. This isn't a normal cat. That's a demon cat. Hence the vocabulary. And she knows, log lives she knows exactly what pisses me off.
00:07:31
Speaker
She'll start pawing at the couch and I'll be like, Hey, or she will follow me to the bathroom and then like hover around my legs. And sometimes like to the point where I'm like, are you gonna bite me? I have been, uh,
00:07:46
Speaker
Wow, really? Yeah. think Thank God that Bingley doesn't have enough brain cells to know what pisses me off. Like he just doesn't know yeah what to do.
00:07:56
Speaker
He tried biting my hair for a while. He still he did it the other night. dude but I don't think he thinks it pisses you off I think he just wants to yeah I think he's trying to groom me yeah like he's trying to do the grooming thing ah but he he did know for a while that it pissed me out he knew it could get me awake back when I fed him by hand like he knew oh I can wake her up if I do that enough Yeah.
00:08:22
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Tonks will. If I'm not getting out of bed fast enough, she climbs onto my dresser and then climbs onto my do little jewelry case and like paws that thing. Like she, know she's so smart to do that. yeah And, I, uh, yeah, I'm going to miss her.
00:08:40
Speaker
She's nowhere near dying. but Yeah, what the heck? and Maybe. I don't know. She's 10 on June 24th of this year. I feel like that cat's going to live until she's 20. June 24th? Yeah, that's her birthday. No. June 24th is her birthday and Flynnward's birthday was September 21st. That's true. The fuck.
00:08:59
Speaker
That is true. I mean, it's close enough. We picked it. Yeah. Well, it was around. It would have been around that time. So we picked it. Just like Tonks' birthday would have been around. June 24th.
00:09:12
Speaker
or And that's why Bingley's birthday is February 12th. Yeah. Isn't that the nice love? His birthday is not February 12th. His birthday is February 22nd. But next time I'll get one on the next go around.
00:09:27
Speaker
Okay. Anyway. Yeah. So yeah that's i yeah, it just makes me want to be like, mommy needs her quiet time. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go next.
00:09:39
Speaker
Hell yeah, brother. Um, my number three is any repetitive background noise, especially if I can't find the source. and If I can't like identify where it's coming from, it drives me even more nuts. But I think it stems stems from when I stems stems from when I was a kid and I would stay at my I was thinking stims and I was like, that's wrong. That's not something.
00:10:02
Speaker
Um, When I was a kid. Not only autism, it's just where I've heard it. Anyone can have a stim. Lots of people can stim. Oh, okay. People stim. It's whole class of drugs. You're drinking one right now.
00:10:15
Speaker
e Stimulants. I don't feel like those are used. Is that the same route? Yeah, you're stimulating. yeah yeah When you're stimming, you're stimulating yourself. Interesting.
00:10:27
Speaker
Okay. I think it stems from... From when I was a kid, I would stay with my grandparents and they had like the loudest grandfather clock and it would tick every two seconds. Then at the top of the hour, it would do the thing.
00:10:41
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and And I couldn't sleep. I could not sit in that room with it. And there was no other, it was like a fan. There was no birds chirping outside. There was no like... fridge or anything to like cut it out and I would just sit awake in that room all night long and have this clock in my ear. oh my god. And now ah anytime that I see somebody that has multiple clocks in their house, multiple, especially if they're Yeah.
00:11:06
Speaker
Oh, and then when you were kid. Yeah, I had. i didn't remember that until Mara just looked at Marion with a very significant look. And I know i thought you were going to bring it up. Yeah. Yeah. so I collected collected clocks.
00:11:18
Speaker
Yeah. Back in the day is kind of a thing. i was pretty cool. I collected clocks, dolls and key chains and metal. Every middle school thought was so cool.
00:11:30
Speaker
Dude, keychains was the tits. Yeah. Yeah. Keychains was the thing. Yeah. So I was pretty popular. And I had about, and I want to say, like, double digits clocks in my room.
00:11:43
Speaker
Correct. And didn't bother me. I could tune them out. I can tune out most sounds, honestly. And, like, I'm usually unbothered unless somebody else brings it up. I've seen it in action, yes. Yeah. ah and i My brain is so loud that there's just it can do pretty much anything.
00:12:00
Speaker
And ah Kara was sleeping over one night and i had a clock that ticked really loud and had a blue neon light. Yeah. And it was ah i was on the second bunk, like the top bunk. Yeah. And it was up near my face. Yes.
00:12:15
Speaker
Yeah, and i I mean I usually slept up there with it. oh You know, I think I just gave you the top bunk then because you know, it's more novel for people. Yeah, yeah, they love the it's nice. Yeah, fine and so like if people slept over I would sleep on the bottom bunk which like I never did. Oh, well, I eventually did it once I got older, but yeah prison this was still when I was a kid.
00:12:37
Speaker
The big prison rule. The oldest person gets the bottom bunk. Oh, yeah. And Kara just, what to me felt like out of the blue was like, I can't fucking take it anymore.
00:12:51
Speaker
And she took the top of the clock and slammed it down. But it didn't stop the ticking. No. It only resolved one issue. I think kind of muffled the ticking. I think you also maybe it. moved stuff and I started moving stuff in your room and like putting blankets on top of them to try to muffle the sound. Like I could not handle it.
00:13:09
Speaker
i was at That blue neon light was my nightlight. i was was still basically doing a nightlight at like 13 or 14. Yeah. and because you put it face down like that, I just was so lazy I never moved it again.
00:13:22
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So yeah i was like, oh, I guess I'm done with nightlights now. Done with night nightlights. I'm 13 now. It's time to be done. i'm You know, that's prison rules. Yeah. The top bunk, what the top bunk bitch says goes.
00:13:39
Speaker
I wish that had been an inside thought. Yeah. I was more thinking, you know, like when you get to third year 13, no more night lights in prison.
00:13:50
Speaker
Probably. For all the kids in prison. No, no, no, no. You're 13th year in prison. Oh. We're on a whole different... friend well oh Anyway, back to sounds. My number three but worst sound that gives me the ick is, it's pretty classic. It's when like the bottom of a pan scrapes or like makes a screeching noise. There's some pans, specifically the pans, the set of pans my parents had when I was a child growing up, that when you put them in the dishwasher or they rubbed against something else, they would make almost like,
00:14:28
Speaker
nails on a chalkboard or chalk on like when it screeches on a chalkboard that really high pitch sound and it would send like little shivers down my back and I kind of hated loading the dishwasher because I was like the likelihood that this specific pan material is gonna scrape it's It's not stainless steel.
00:14:49
Speaker
it's They were the red ones, right? The like classic 90s ones? No. Oh. No. Matt and I had red ones. Oh. they This was like, they're almost, the feeling of them also weirded me out. It wasn't just the sound, it was the feeling of Did they have a ribbed bottom or a flat bottom?
00:15:07
Speaker
I think they had a flat bottom, but it wasn't, it was like they're the sides of the pans are this weird thing. like chalky feeling anyway. It's so really hard to explain to somebody who hasn't felt them or seen them.
00:15:22
Speaker
Uh, but they would screech. Just think you could basically say nails on a chalkboard for this one. It's the same yeah like frequency or whatever that kind of makes people hate that.
00:15:32
Speaker
and So like my pots and pans when I'm getting them out, when you're over and I'm cooking for us, is it close to that sound when they cling together? No, and it's not a clanging. It's like a scraping.
00:15:45
Speaker
Wow. It really does. like it's like this It's when it like yeah has friction against something and scrapes. Yeah. it's Yes, yes, yes. yes yeah It squeals almost.
00:15:58
Speaker
It's a dubly sensy. What's a dubly? Double Double sensory.
00:16:05
Speaker
ah got you yeah doobly monny doobly doobly sensey that's what you said yeah but doobly monny double monitor just to like continue the vocabulary lesson i didn't get that one yeah no one does i need a lot of context doobly monny i'll remember that one thank you shall we go to our number two yes yes we shall
00:16:30
Speaker
The number two is Tide. And the one you get to hear is... like Wait, what? You won't get to hear both? No. i The sound, it's the fucking last 30 to 60 seconds of almost every song.
00:16:48
Speaker
That is true for you. That is true. It's like. um The song's winding down. The song's winding down. Like there isn't, it's just like, it's too long. We don't all need to be that long. Or like, it's they try to do some like instrumental stuff, but it doesn't quite match the vibe of the whole song to begin with. Or it's just like a. Or it's repetitive. They're like singing the same refrain over and over again. Yeah. A little bit quieter, a little bit different, but it's like.
00:17:14
Speaker
Okay, we get it. Like, come on, Eileen. We get You want Eileen to come on me something.
00:17:25
Speaker
Or are they saying that you want to come on, Eileen? Come on, Eileen. oh You in that dress. It's everything to me. right Maybe they're talking about how they want to come on, Eileen.
00:17:41
Speaker
I'm just kidding for everyone listening. For the record, I know that that's not how that song's about. Kara was getting a worried look. Oh, okay. No, I just can't contribute. Checks out.
00:17:52
Speaker
Yeah, but and most people don't like... Kara's never come before. um Aww. Her face. Yeah, stuff in this step into my DMs after this and we can work something out.
00:18:06
Speaker
You and me. Ha! Yeah.
Uncommon Sound Aversions
00:18:08
Speaker
ah Good to know. But most people hate when I'm in charge of music and I hate being in charge of music because I unconsciously skip the last of the songs and I know it drives people crazy but listening I don't think it drive drives everyone crazy it drives Lucas crazy we were just on a road trip me Mara and Lucas and Lucas was in charge of the music and Mara would request that we skipped like the last 20 to 30 seconds of songs I joined his jam and I would just skip And he would be like, stop doing that. That's annoying the shit out of me.
00:18:43
Speaker
And then she stopped doing it. But to make herself feel better. Yeah. When she would get to the point in the song when she wanted to skip, she would say out loud, skip.
00:18:54
Speaker
And he hated that too. And I'm like, that's not fair. Because she has compromised here. am. Which is that she is going to be tortured for the next 40, 60, 30 seconds. Uh-huh.
00:19:05
Speaker
But she does want everybody to know when she would have skipped. I would have loved to be in the car during that because I'm not involved, but I would get to watch two people do it. I know. I was in the backseat like, yes. This is entertainment on high. Like, yeah, just every time she would go skip.
00:19:21
Speaker
And he'd be like, that's giving me anxiety. So I'm being forced to have anxiety too. Yeah, exactly. Torture. Oh man, that's funny. I like it when you skip. Just for the record. I don't have a strong opinion one way or the other, but I also like, I'd prefer.
00:19:35
Speaker
Sometimes we're 30 seconds into the song and she's like, skip, i this is when I would be done with it. Because I'm not in the mood for that song. I don't think I have a strong opinion. And I think I'd be like, well, we'll find out.
00:19:46
Speaker
yeah Next time it happens, I'll start paying attention. think I'm on Lucas' side with that one. I'd have rolled the car.
00:19:53
Speaker
Yeah, that's fair, dude. That's fair. Yeah, you're more on the Lucas side of this. The TikTok generation were cooked. I don't know if that's a TikTok. I think that's just... Well, I think my attention span for things has gone down because I'm like, skip.
00:20:06
Speaker
Where's my dog? Oh, mine too. Yeah, for sure. But I think you would have done that. regardless of tick tock or whatever yeah i think yeah okay uh my number two is um that sound when someone is talking but they have too much spit in their mouth like in the corner their mouth and it's like you can hear it pulling from you know like when they open their mouth you can hear it pulling can't imagine can you try and recreate it So just that noise? That, but yes but it's like in the, they don't know they're doing There's like extra everywhere and they're just like, it's like a whole extra orchestra down there that's making sound while they're talking and I just want to be like swallow. um Like phlegm? Like phlegmy?
00:20:52
Speaker
It's just spit usually, but it's like thick spit. Sometimes trying to you have it. I'll point it out next time. What the fuck? It's not often and it's usually in the morning.
00:21:03
Speaker
I believe ah believe the actual sounds called mouth clicks. And it's something you have to be aware of doing podcasts, actually. Oh, it's people do that. And you can hear it really nicely on these. Yeah, like it picks. What is a mouth click? I hear it on some other when I listen to some podcasts, some specific hosts have it and I can't listen to them.
00:21:21
Speaker
it's not you know It's not something I notice or that gives me the ick. And I don't know if Kara's noticed based on she's... not commenting. Yeah. What the hell?
00:21:32
Speaker
I do Everyone does it sometimes. Yeah. and you Is this like when you, before you talk, sometimes you go... Is it like that? It is like that.
00:21:44
Speaker
Okay. It's like so subtle that... I don't think most people would notice it and it's not all the time. I have been, Marion pointed out, i don't know if this is on your thing, but Marion pointed out that sometimes when I start talking, I go, and then I start talking. yeah And I have been so aware of it since and I do it all the time.
00:22:03
Speaker
You've definitely I've definitely improved because I've been point it's been pointed out. But yeah when I when you first pointed it out the next like three months, I was like, God, I do it all. you It is to me if if somebody had ever been like do a carrot impression, I'd be like, I would be like, ok
00:22:25
Speaker
like a Yeah, the little gasp too. Yeah, there's yeah like a gasp with it as well. That's hilarious. Yeah, well, great. So I'm doing something terrible. I can't even hear it.
00:22:39
Speaker
Well, you're not doing it right now. it's just it's like I would assume it's when people are more dehydrated and when people have long speeches and they can't swallow as frequently. I'm sorry. um And they can't follow swallow as frequently.
00:22:51
Speaker
Then it like builds up. i do it I notice it in my own mouth and I have to like pause and swallow because it drives me insane for my own self. I'm gonna need a video or a recording or something. Yeah, I'll it. It's a thing for other people, I'm sure. to be. Where it happens.
00:23:04
Speaker
Yeah. My pleasure.
00:23:10
Speaker
displeasure? Kara's displeasure. Yeah, Kara's displeasure. Mary just took a big swallow before she started talking. Gotta sure. Welcome to your new complex.
00:23:23
Speaker
It's going to give me a complex. You like barely do it. don't even know what it is or when it happens or what it sounds like. You're about to find out. I'll point it out when other people do it all the time now. Yeah. Okay.
00:23:35
Speaker
You won't be in misery long. I'm hoping you'll join my misery. I'm hoping think I can forget about this like 10 minutes from now. I won't let you. I'm going to have to show I need you to know.
00:23:46
Speaker
When I do it? No, no. one other i need some I need you to understand what it is. So we're going to find YouTube. I don't mind if other people do it. I just need to forget that I do it. Oh, yeah. yeah like Or I'll never talk again.
00:23:57
Speaker
Okay. that's I'll go on forever. I will point it out. I would love to see how long you could last without talking. Do we have ads? I need to do my number two first.
00:24:08
Speaker
I thought we had a tie. I thought you were not going to talk. thought we had a what? A tie? Yeah. you Mara said she had a tie for her number twos. yeah Yeah. Yeah. Which is, I want to comment that if you have a tie for twos, why did one of them not become three?
00:24:24
Speaker
Yes. I had that same question as well. Because, okay, well the tie was the alarm on the dishwasher at work. It's just less exciting. Oh, I see. I see. You know? The people, the people don't. Yeah. yeah You could record it and then we could put it on Instagram. would like that. I would love that.
00:24:41
Speaker
Well, yeah, with dishwasher breaks almost every week, so I'm sure I'll have an alarm. I would like to hear what it, how annoying it is. Is it, is it the specific alarm or is it just that when it goes off, it reminds you?
00:24:55
Speaker
you know, it's the task associated with it. working my current job really has helped me ignore every single alarm I hear in real life. um Because there's always at least three alarms going off around me.
00:25:10
Speaker
um But the dishwasher, the when the cycle is done, the dishwasher like has the loudest and longest alarm to let us know that it's done. And then if something's wrong, it has this repetitive beep and it repeats every fucking five seconds.
00:25:27
Speaker
And i shut it off and somebody else at work is like, can you not shut that off? And I was like, can you come sit up here with this noise? Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:38
Speaker
Yeah. That's fair though. Well, yeah, so my number two worst sound is a fire alarm, not a fire alarm, what are they called?
00:25:50
Speaker
i Smoke detector. ok Smoke detector when the battery is low or dead and you don't know which one it is because there's enough around that you're like, is it this one and this one?
00:26:04
Speaker
And then sometimes you... can't figure out how to take the battery out. my go So then it's still going. And then sometimes you take the battery out and it's still going. yes And then sometimes you take that out, you have to go buy D batteries because you don't have any. It's 10 PM at night. What are you gonna do that?
00:26:23
Speaker
And it's it's like torture. It should be a torture. It would be in my day in hell. just that battery you know the sound going off every and i know that it probably is consistent consistent the time between it yeah if you timed it to me though it feels irregular so it feels violent yeah yeah you will finally kind of relax low and it's like beep And I fear about, i feel so bad for animals that are left yeah a alone. And that's just going off every however long it is. Sometimes it feels like 30 seconds. Sometimes it feels like a minute, five minutes.
00:26:58
Speaker
Anyway. um And then I also hate when you replace that one smoke detector and then like a week later another smoke detector yes goes off.
00:27:11
Speaker
um That's happened to me multiple times where they kind of go out at the same time but not exactly at the same time. Correct. And so then you had to do the process all over again because it is i always feel like I break the smoke detector when I do it like I never feel good about putting it back in. So um I think there's a lot of psychological uh torture that goes on the minute i hear that first beep and i know the journey i'm about to be sent on yeah to try and fix that yeah it's uh it is truly one of the worst noises and the hearing damage it damages your hearing at that decibel i feel like it has to it's very loud i don't think it's probably damaging but it is and aggressive there's a whole episode of
00:27:54
Speaker
Mara's face. There's a whole episode of um the TV show Loot where that's like the whole well that's one of the plots is. So they stole it from friends. Oh yeah. Cause that's a whole, I've completely forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah. feel like still stolen from friends is a stretch. That's such a real life thing that people go through.
00:28:15
Speaker
i think, i well, I just mean that I think friends is the first TV tv show to have a plot, an episode plot that's around, um, a smoke detector that keeps going off and no matter what she does, it won't stop. Like she literally strangles the thing and smashes it with a hammer and it will not.
00:28:35
Speaker
Yeah. Stop. co It's good. It's good stuff. What are you thinking? We've had both smoke detectors and TV and movies for so many years. The thought that friends would be the first ones to do it in like the mid nineties. Name a different one.
00:28:50
Speaker
Probably The Simpsons. Probably. You said probably. My top everything podcast at gmail.com. Please let us know what the very first in a TV or TV movie or show was where they did this.
00:29:01
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You got a crowdsource. I love a good crowdsource. Specifically where it's about a smoke detector that will not stop and they try everything to get it to stop. Even if it's a sea line plot, send it. Well, it was it was a sea plot.
00:29:14
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Sure. Whatever. I don't even remember this fucking episode. It's Phoebe. It's a good episode. It's it's the nighttime episode. So the whole. You don't have to tell me what. Oh, about it. It's exciting. OK, it's a it's a good episode because it's, you know, most episodes go over certain days like it's. Yes. You know, time passes is an episode where everything happens in one night and each group of people is having a different night experience. And so Phoebe's little plot is that her smoke detector alarm okay is. But it's the middle of the night. So like, what can she do? She can't go buy a battery.
00:29:47
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So, yeah. In New York, she can't find a fucking open bodega to buy a battery. It's also, how would the plot work if she went and got a battery, you know? like Well, I think it could still work as somebody who feels yeah like the plot on Ghost, even when you have the wow D battery. But anyway.
00:30:05
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you but Should we take a break from D battery and go to D's ads?
00:30:13
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It was bad. I just wanted to say D's ads. It was really good. and now you have. Yeah. He's nuts.
00:30:21
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You did it too. Good job.
00:30:27
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so I think our number three sponsor for this week is ah the album Eminem, Nobody's Listening. Yes! Which was a fictional album that Mara and I came up with um high school because we would sing to songs and people don't like it when the two of us try and sing songs. I can't remember lyrics to Save My F- Flipping light and neither of us can really carry a tune. Yeah, both tone deaf. Yeah, it's it's not good and so we would also start like trying to sing together and ah We thought oh, we should start a band called Eminem disbanded.
00:31:08
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mean, I'm disbanded. Yeah, nobody's listening. Yeah, right our first album. Oh yeah first and only yeah First and last. Yeah. So that is ah one of our sponsors of terrible sounds this week.
00:31:24
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What was that? Okay. I'm trying to think of a second one. I got it. The another sponsor for terrible sounds this week is when anybody tells me the word no and doesn't provide a good why. Yeah. Fuck you, man. Yeah, the shutdown.
00:31:39
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Yeah. ah Is there a producer of bad sounds that we can thank you? Okay, NBC, Chimes, MGM, Lion Roar, The Intel. um Oh, okay. My proposal is that ah Gene in Bob's Burgers is one of the characters that he's like eight and he has a little sound board and he just makes the most terrible
Humorous Takes on Sound Discomforts
00:32:02
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music. And he forces his family to listen to it on hot like on repeat.
00:32:06
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And at one point he gets like sticks and he just starts hitting random things and like an non and a nonen like in offbeat sort of manner. And there's multiple episodes where they're like, I can't, I won't, get out, like you can't be here. They stole that from friends.
00:32:20
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Wow. I was going to say that sound when children are really, really happy and they scream. They have that high pitch, joyous scream. And I'm like, I'm so happy you're having fun. But shut the fuck up. Yeah. Playgrounds.
00:32:34
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um That that is Ross has a keyboard. Oh, my God. and he oh yeah he's like space yeah like there's like booze and stuff in it yeah first time in a tv show history that's happened yeah i name historical name it before wow we did our we did a great job yeah slide into our dms with sounds that you fucking hate Or people you think should have been sponsors, like um a factory that makes a bunch of weird noises or something. I was trying to think of, you know, like ah a producer of noises, like something in our environment. that The Styropec Corporation. Oh, Styrofoam?
00:33:16
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Yeah, that's gracious. Assuming we're getting there, I hope. No, no, I was going to be my um honorable mention for you, Grayson, because it is like I forget about it all the time. I don't notice it. And Grayson will just go from like oh yeah and he'll have this whole body movement. And I'm like, what? And then I'm oh, there's styrofoam in the room.
00:33:32
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It's completely involuntary. I know. All my muscles just tense up. That's yeah, that's one that i I don't have, but I do hear it. Yeah, I had one. Matt had one where I would go like this. Oh yeah, you do that time. She's rubbing her palms together, but they are always a little bit sweaty, so they stick.
00:33:48
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And he does not he did not like that. Do you get like the... ribbons of dead skin. when yeah Yeah, it's nice. I don't always get it, but I did just right in there. But yeah, I'll get into a car, and if I'm cold, I'll be like... yeah He does not like it.
00:34:04
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Well, it's it's not his problem anymore
00:34:10
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anymore. And if you'd like to sponsor us, slide into Mars DMs or email us.
00:34:17
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Thanks, Gray Bay. Our producer, you mean. so producer i didn't do it The The producer, yeah. Didn't mean to be so familiar. The Producer. The Producer. I love it. Sir, the producer. Our Mr. The Producer. The Producer. The Producer. Was that the... No.
00:34:36
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Okay. was that the was that the snow okay I'm going to be tortured until I know what the the spit sound is. Yeah. it's You'll never unhear it, I think. It's like that. Once I pointed it out.
00:34:49
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Yeah. the number one sound that gives me the absolute fucking ick is, i bet you guys could guess. Hmm. If you really wanted to. I wonder if this is my number one as well.
00:35:05
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I can't guess. Okay. Well, it's men talking.
00:35:12
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But more specifically, men using words that they just shouldn't ever use if I had to narrow down a topic, I guess. But it's pretty much all men.
00:35:22
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what what Can you give some words that you you think they shouldn't use? Yeah, I have examples written. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. um Nailed it. Jesus Christ. ah Females.
00:35:37
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Oh, yeah. yeah bitch with a hard B. Get that out of your mouth, Satan. yeah And cunt out of anger. um yeah cut But cunt in general, just no man, that's my word. That's not your word. yeah it's just about it that's not your right that's our word yeah That's not your word. No, I get to use it You get to shut the fuck up.
00:35:57
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You can use In certain circumstances. I love the word. But if a woman, if you're using it. In like a certain sexy situation. Oh yeah. You can use it. Yeah. I don't agree that.
00:36:11
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Oh wow. Okay. Someone's been to Australia. Someone's been down under. Nailed it.
00:36:23
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I'm so glad that my parents don't listen to this podcast. Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:30
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Anyway. Yeah, but those were the three that I could come up with ah just instantly. Yeah, also girls. Oh. When referring to women. Full-grown women. Yeah. And not just like, I can understand, you know, twenty s like I had a hard time yeah in yeah my 20s being like, oh, I am considered a woman. I know. Somebody just called me ma'am, and it it's not unfounded. When somebody called me lady for the first time, not young lady, lady.
00:36:57
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What? They said, give the lady your plate. Damn. You may not have gray hairs, but you have gotten a lady. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. don't have any gray hairs? I don't have any gray hairs.
00:37:09
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She hasn't found any. I think we could monkey through. There's a lot of hair there. know. We find one. i You are welcome because I'm waiting to be initiated into the gray hair. Badges of honors. It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice up in here. Yeah. I always, I had a principal when I was a kid in Maryland who had a it we it was called the skunk patch. And it was just this like gray patch.
00:37:32
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It was white right there. And it looks so cool. I work with somebody now who ha he has a gray or like a white straight up white and he's He has the most amazing hair. It is gorgeous. Yeah. Yeah. My principal, she just had like the coolest and she wore like a pixie cut and it was awesome.
00:37:51
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And so I just, I would like that, but last cursed with good jeans. Okay. I have, I have one coming in and i think it's the best way to gray and I'm really into my grays. Yours is yes.
00:38:04
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It's a streak though, not patch. Those are different. It will become a patch. It's a patch. It streak, not patch. It will become a streak. It's a patch because it's patchy, but a streak is like a full line. Oh, like all the ones around it? You'll have streaks. Like Rogue but a patch from yeah X-Men.
00:38:23
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Has streaks. Or Origins. Nope. Anyway. Yeah. What were we talking about? Oh, a word man shouldn't say. yeah Yeah. So, yeah, girls, especially if they're referring to anyone over 40.
00:38:35
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ah ah is it That. Stop it. Shut up. Stop it. You know, I don't want to do that little thing where you like boop somebody. Yeah. Stop it. Bad. Bad. Bad.
00:38:46
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Bad boy. Yeah. I have a hard... I'm just going to move right past that. I have a hard time when ah in Spanish or any like really romantic languages because any group of people, even if there's one man and 100,000 women, will be a masculine group because there's one fucking man. And I hate it. And there's this whole... I lived with these very like progressive, artistic, young twenty s women in Spain and they were trying to do gender neutral things. And it's like a whole like a left, super, super left wing, like liberal thing in Spain. And they're trying to do, um basically like where it's an ES instead of, uh, instead of the masculine to try to get that out of there. But obviously it's not going to happen because yeah, ever, but yeah, that really, really pisses me off.
00:39:33
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yeah Yeah, I'm glad we don't have the masculine feminine thing here in the English. Yeah, as if I need any more help with body gender dysmorphia. body or gender dysmorph butter dysmorphia. That's real that's that's when it's half Western baby.
00:39:53
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Wow. There is a book by this Japanese author called butter and all of the scenes in it where they're the main characters eating food are like really sexual. I haven't read it. It's just been recommended to me.
00:40:04
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no that feels right. he did put a hold on it. What's your number one? My number one is any
Strong Reactions to Specific Sounds
00:40:10
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ASMR. I freaking hated this trend. It's still happening. But when this trend starts. No, none no, no, no, no.
00:40:16
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Just so just so our listeners know. when we They know what it is. talking No. Let me know when you're done.
00:40:26
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So all of that, good work. i I hate all of and it and makes my skin crawl. I leave rooms, I plug my ears, I hum. I literally can't handle it. It's horrible.
00:40:40
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I think that is what, I think the sensations you're getting from it are what people are supposed to get, the tingles. No, some people enjoy it. That's what I'm saying. i i My theory about you is that actually you are what an ASMR listener wants to be, like somebody who reacts very strongly to the thing.
00:41:00
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But the people who like ASMR like those sensations because it's called tingles. There's all sorts of words for the reactions you get ASMR. I don't think they want to rip their skin off. i don think i think I think they've embraced that feeling.
00:41:14
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No, I think it's anxiety. It's like, it's like that same, it's the same feeling that I get when I see all the tiny holes. That same, like, I want to scratch my head off because I don't want to hear, like, I cannot handle it.
00:41:26
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I feel like this one goes hand in hand with the too much spit in the mouth because I feel like a lot of AMSR speech sounds very, um, wet. Wet. Moist. Yeah. But it's even like when all these, oh God, hate the TikToks where they have a product and all these women have the fake nails and they go, okay.
00:41:45
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I hate that too. Yeah. Not as strongly. Me too.
00:41:51
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My theory. I didn't do that this morning. It's clicking where you go. Yeah. I like it. It's nice. Yeah. so satisfying. Click. Click. That one just annoys me more than like makes me want to rip my skin off.
00:42:03
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I believe that anything that threatens to relax you even a little bit so is so damaging to the metal of your soul that you reject it outright. Here's convinced if she lays down, she'll never get up.
00:42:15
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It is a problem. It is definitely something that I've recognized, especially since being in a relationship with Grayson, is like I can't relax until all chores, all activities are done for the day. And so sometimes I will do things until like nine and then I'll sit down for 30 minutes and then I'm like, well, it's time to go to bed. Like there is no i can't get off work, yeah chill on the couch for an hour and then get up and cook or then get up and clean. That is not.
00:42:39
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I just won't. Once you're done, you're done. Yeah. Yeah. I, here's the, when I'm thinking about the ASMR thing, it's kind of like I've recently come into liking fennel. Yeah. Which is crazy. Fennel and rye bread, like fennel, fennel and bread. Like I've, I've started to enjoy it. And I realized that what I enjoy about it is exactly what I hated about it.
00:43:00
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All that changed was me going, huh, like that random flavor, I actually get why it is here. But also all your, your like taste buds change every seven years because you replace every cell in your body every seven years. But I feel like fennel still tastes how it did seven years ago.
00:43:23
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guess I've always like had trouble with that theory. I i would would love to hear more about the science of it because also, like for example, if that were true, why don't I like olives?
00:43:36
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like Why has it been like years and years of hating olives? Or why why do ah like I've never like gone out of style with tomatoes. No, I think some of them...
00:43:48
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I could be talking out of my pussy lips right now. That is not the body part thought you were going to say. I know. I'll look into because don't have any real answers. I would love an update.
00:44:04
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Great. yeah I like that. Yeah. I'd love an update to find out. Do we do our, cause yes, our cells regenerate, but are our taste buds regenerate? Like what's the science behind that?
00:44:14
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I also don't think it's one of those like, okay, I like these one hundred things, seven years later I like these different hundred, I don't think it's one of those. No, yeah, but what's the actual reasoning behind it? Like I've heard that, but what does it actually mean Because fennel, the taste has not changed for me.
00:44:28
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Like it's not like, oh, this is suddenly a completely different change. It's just the strength of it, there's so much of it that it's literally what I hated about it, however you would describe why you hate fennel, is now why I like fennel.
00:44:41
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Yeah, I think it's kind of like people in IPAs or coffee. It's like an acquired taste almost where it's like you convince yourself, even though the taste is the same, you convince yourself that now you like it. And I think that's kind of ASMR.
00:44:54
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I can't get on that train. i won't. Right? That's the point. You might feel that way about you, but I don't feel that way. I'm i'm just saying I think that the the sensations you're feeling, the people who like ASMR have decided to embrace those feelings and think that's what's great about ASMR. Again, i think that you don't understand the ripping the skin off feeling.
00:45:12
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ah just don't think you'd get it. Alright, so to get subscribers, we'll do an ASMR episode. No, I will be, yeah. yeah I will be anywhere else in the planet. I think, yes.
00:45:24
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Go for it. Someone once told me that they think I would be good at ASMR, and now I'm wondering if it's because of my wet spit mouth. Yeah, we'll come full circle. I was just thinking that as well when you started that sentence.
00:45:42
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So maybe it's just a solo, you get your solo epi. I'll never be the same.
00:45:49
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People change, but they really don't. This is why we do the podcast is for moments like this. My number one sound that gives me the ick. I took this extremely literally.
00:46:03
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I'm swallowing because I'm worried about the spit, um is when people make vomiting or retching noises. yeah that I remember the very first time it really struck me was we were counselors at Girl Scout camp. We were 16, 17. It was the first day. first ah So hadn't taken care of kids in this capacity before. We're going to...
00:46:30
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lunch I think and there's a kid in my group who is extremely homesick she's been crying the whole time she and her sister i don't know what was going on but they like would make it each other upset and then they would just cry and cry they cried for all five days um and and the very first day this girl was crying so hard she made herself throw up and somebody had to get her a bucket and it was right before we were going into lunch and she started puking into the bucket and i was like am i going to vomit right now it was so hard to be like i need to take care of this person it's my responsibility but i feel like if i concentrate or think about this or get too close to her i will join in the vomit fest Yeah.
00:47:17
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And it's happened a couple times with you where you'll start retching. And I'm like, if I think about this too hard, if I tune in too much, I will be right there like puking too.
00:47:28
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Yeah. I don't have this. I have taken care of sick people and like held their bucket like kids at camp. yeah I have held their bucket while they I don't have the same reaction. Like I don't like it. No one likes hearing somebody vomit, but I don't have the same like I'm about to vomit because you're vomiting thing.
00:47:45
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Yeah, I start when you do it. I don't like when Mara does it. I don't have the same like. I will say it's also not it's not quite. the sound or the noise of the actual physical bomb vomit. It's like the buildup that the person goes There was a guy when I was a zipline guide, this kid, he wasn't a kid, but he was like 20. He, boy, a boy. boy Yeah. he We were on a platform, everybody else had gone.
00:48:14
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he also like, ah he was like neurodivergent and he was just having a hard time. We should not have had him be the last person to go, ever. yeah And it was just to him and I on the platform and he was terrified and wasn't going. And i was like, oh my God, I'm gonna have to do like a rescue where you send them down. and But I really didn't like the idea of it because you hold up all the tours behind you and it would just have been me there. And i was like, i I was very proud that summer because I never had to do that because I could always convince the person to go. But I was like, oh, this kid is not going to go.
00:48:51
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But his part of whatever was going on with his nervous system, he started like burping and like retching, but like nothing was coming out. And I thought, oh, my God, i am going crazy.
00:49:01
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to puke on this i'm gonna puke 200 feet up in the air right now like oh man imagine that zone yeah but it was crazy because i had to like i had to tamp that down like ignore the fact that i now wanted to puke and try and you know like calm him down enough that he would go across the zipline and then we could get him back to his parents and like That's motherhood. Get it figured out. So yeah.
00:49:28
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Yeah. i It showed me how far I would go to not have to do a rescue. Yeah. somebody Because I was like, I am not getting on this walkie talkie and telling the truck to come up and like doing the whole thing to get him down from here.
00:49:41
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Yeah. Yeah. That's a classic one. Yeah. Truly. So what's our final list? Men talking. don't have that Especially the word like bitch. Yes.
00:49:57
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When it is used in a certain context from a man most. yeah Yeah. I overheard one of my neighbors say, I got this white bitch. And I'm like, I. That one's not so. But when they're like, she's. It was a hard.
00:50:09
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It wasn't a nice. I got this white bitch. I just don't think it's necessary. to say that word like it's just I think I think for me what it is is like it's so subconscious the way they say it how much they kind of like joy they get out of saying it because they hate women yeah and it's and it's like the subconscious thing where they don't even realize that they only call women it or whatever and it's like bruh This is, you reveal so much about yourself with one word and one delivery. Yeah, it does it does reclassify people in my head. When I hear somebody say that, I think, ah, you're in that court category. Yeah, like, oh.
00:50:49
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I lose respect. I get ick for the person. Yes. And I'm like, you are not somebody I want to speak for. Yeah. Had a crush or two be quelled by that. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's a quick that's a quick no.
00:51:01
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Honestly. Boy bye. Yeah. Boy bye. Yeah, yeah, like being on a date with somebody and then they say that and you're like, should I just walk out now? And they're like, and that bitch did this. And you're like, whoa. Or like they're like, oh yeah, my work is hard. My boss, she's such a bitch. Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:19
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Is she? I'm about to join your list, bud. Yeah. That's funny. Okay, so that for sure. ASMR, please. The wet mouth sound, Mara? I think you get one of those two. you get I think the AMSR. What was your other one? it was... ah So I have rep repetitive background noises. I don't think that bothers anybody as much as me. ah The wet mouth sound and then ASMR, which are kind of... You're right, kind of the same now that I think about it. I can't vote on any of these because...
00:51:48
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None of them. ASMR. It does give me the ick. Not to the point of Kara and that to the point where I like to do it to make her get the ick. Yeah, you're willing to like use your own ick to get my ick. Yeah.
00:52:01
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That's real friendship. Yeah, I love you. ah yeah And yeah yours were the sound of retching, the lead up to vomit. ah The battery from a smoke detector when it's going out and...
00:52:16
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ah God, what was the first one? Oh, a very specific span pants. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah Yeah. Well, you both had like the repetitive noise, right? So yeah, I would say that, yeah, fire, the fire alarm goes into my repetitive sound, but yeah it's a very, mine's broader. Mine's kind of any of them, any of the repetitive sounds. Yeah. Yeah. For real retweet.
00:52:39
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Yeah. Okay. So that's on there. Repetitive sounds. What were your three? Men, the last 30 to 60 seconds of almost all songs. Right. And ah my cat.
00:52:51
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Specifically when I get home from work. Yeah. Yeah. So I think men. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Repetitive noises. Yeah. I really have to disagree with the ASMR. I think that's so polarizing. Yeah, it is. I mean, these are all.
00:53:05
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Yeah. Yeah. I think the retching sound is a ah contender, even though it's not mine. I think that that's a pretty common. on my list. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I think repetitive noises is number one.
00:53:17
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No, probably men. I think men when they use the... Men when they. Yeah. End it it's a good That's a full sentence.
00:53:29
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How many of our men are listeners? What do they think? We don't care. ah just kidding. Men are people too. Thank you. suppose i forgot you were here.
00:53:42
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so quiet. unplugged my microphone. um ah perfect or mention
00:53:50
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and men with podcasts yeah yeah that's an ick oh my god okay so repetitive noises retching and men yeah yeah but which one's number one men men number two uh repetitive noises yeah and then retching yeah all right And i want to,
00:54:18
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Uh, honorable mention to the styrofoam because I've never seen somebody react every single time with such consistent reactive movements as Grayson to styrofoam. It is like he has, there have been many nights where I'm getting food put, put in like a to a to go container and Grayson goes, I'll meet you outside.
00:54:35
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Oh, Oh my God, that's hilarious. It is bad. And like, we'll be having a conversation and somebody at the next table or even across the bar will be putting their food away and Grace will be like, i have to go to the bathroom. Like, I'm, I can't be here. I can't be here while this happens.
00:54:47
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I'm not, I'm not at all trying to compare me being annoyed to like an actual condition like Tourette's, but it's literally like a, if you've ever met someone with Tourette's, it's like literally just the the whole, God, just like scrap, literally clawing at my head. I can't, I cannot listen to the styrofoam rubbing against itself.
00:55:05
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I just realized one of our sponsors should have been misophonia, which is the people who have such issues with sounds that it's like debilitating. I've had that with specific people chewing with their lips open too. I, yeah. Specific people. That's the general.
00:55:21
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That's my honorable mention as well. big honorable mention for me that and would have made the list but I thought it's because it's not all the time yeah but certain smacking chewing mouth open popcorn especially did I do it last night no okay it's not everyone it's certain people but it is like an open mouth thing that makes it worse and Some people do open mouth and it isn't that yeah bad, but there's just some people where it's like, my God, I'm going to rip my hair out. Like I am going to lose it.
00:55:59
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Be able to hear you swallow water. I don't know about that. Okay. well but Never mind. And honestly, swallowing doesn't get me. But oh, God, some chewing. My my own chewing pisses me off sometimes. Like I have to have sound or a background or something like I. There have been many nights where I'm sitting on the couch and like we're waiting to start a show or something. And I'm like, I won't eat and for my own mental health, for my own chewing. Oh, well, it.
00:56:29
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Yeah, it gets me. Yeah, I had another honorable mention, but I don't remember It wasn't good enough. All righty. Yeah. Oh, ah this was one that I didn't realize until i think you pointed it out when we were living together the first time. Perfect. um It was like fork scraping on teeth.
00:56:50
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Yeah. Or teeth or plates, plates, all of it. And you you you pointed out that I was doing it and I was like, oh, yeah, I never know. Now I notice it, but I had never noticed before that noise from anybody.
00:57:04
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So, yeah, you did used to do it a lot. I noticed it, but it didn't bother me. Yeah, I'm sure it does. I forget about it. I still tsk when I start sentences. I'm sure, you know, yeah, it's an improvement.
00:57:17
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All right. Well, I think we're done. Okay. Okay. ah Yeah. Mara's voice is just annoying, so there's nothing else say was trying to think of, what annoying sound. And just couldn't find a flaw. Because you're perfect. With myself. In the noises I make.
00:57:37
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Just an angel. She's cracking herself up with that one. All right. Well, this has been great. Did I do it there? Oh, so it's just that?
00:57:49
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No, no, no. That was the tsk sound. Oh, okay. Anyway, i'm going to figure out this noise. I'm going figure it out. I'll post a video. We'll figure it out. I'm about to be Charlie Day with that backboard behind him where he's like figuring out something. Yeah. three He's got all the red lines. Yeah, that's me. for People get the meme.
00:58:06
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You don't. sure they do. But everyone else. Yeah, you kept looking at me. I just needed you to know what you're talking about. Alright, email us at mytopeverythingpodcast at gmail.com. Let us know your top three icks, blah bla blah blah.
00:58:19
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Blah blah blah. That's the three, right? Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah. Did this do it for you? Yeah. We hope so. I hope it got you there today. Thank you for listening.
00:58:32
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ah We'll see you next time. I love you.
00:58:37
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I don't actually love you. I love you, but I don't know you. thought you were saying you loved me. Yeah, I love you. just pointed at you.
00:58:48
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You just pointed at Gara. I love you, but like. Oh, now you're hearing me.