I know you're reading this on an iPhone or Android device right now. Have you ever gone behind enemy lines, fraternized with the devil and tried to use the other one? Did you thusly throw that device straight into a wall or phone, run to a nearby couch, and scream into a pillow??

Then YOU might be just as neurotic as we are! Join us this week as we scream at each other about what "irrational" really means and try to get in the heads of each other and our listeners, exploring the bleeding edge of our growing list of neurodivergencies and laugh at each other's plights. 

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Top 3 Irrational Things That Overwhelm Us

The Ick™ /ˈɪk/ noun

Used to describe a feeling of disgust that arises usually after a specific, often trivial, behavior. Or SOUNDS in the case of this weeks episode! (Thank you, Wikipedia, for the definition).

What sounds give our brave hosts the ick? What parasitic soundwaves reverse kick them right in the Misophonia? Listen and find out whether or not we scream and leave the restaurant when someone touches a Styrofoam to-go box just like you.

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Top 3 Sounds That Give Me the Ick

🎶MACY GRAY, SAVE US!!!🎶

Today we take a break from our usual format, gather around the digital campfire, and tell our top 3 stories of US! No, not the United States, but WE, the co-hosts of the pod. Have we made ourselves clear? Do you understand now? Listen to this episode and bask in the blinding light of clarity.

➡️Also, go to the National Mustard Museum if you're in Wisconsin! https://mustardmuseum.com/

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Top 3 Secretly Toxic TV Couples

Exercising is the worst, but what's the WORST of the worst? Join us this week as we dive deep and try to identify the most painful, terrible, miserable ways to stay fit and healthy. Have you ever passed out during yoga? Fallen from the top of a bouldering wall? Stood in a line for too long? What are YOUR most painful forms of exercise?

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Top 3 Most Excrutiating Forms of Exercise

What have we been up to in the 9 months when we weren't recording? Find out what we did with our gestation period that could've grown a full human baby. Broached topics: Podcast Edging, Everything's On the Table, Wittle Whittlers, Bird Straws, Worker Bees Want Work, Mara's Pet Dead Desk Fly, Where is Prairie Du Chein?, WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ECON DEGREES, daily sleepovers, and Cara's Big Headstand of 2024!

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Top 3 Things I Did During Our Hiatus

It's been a hot minute, but we're back! Or are we? In honor of April Fool's, we'd like to share our Top 3 Pranks We've Done Since We Decided to Start Recording Again. 

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Top 3 Pranks I've Done Since We Decided to Restart Recording

If there's one episode you won't want to miss, it's this one. We start off by responding to a VERY interesting letter that may or may not make the case as to why a certain organization is cultlike. AND we saved our best picks for our #1 spots, including cults we've stumbled into during our early 20s. Broached topics include: Media Officers Seem Like Police Officers, How To Become A Supreme Leader, Convenient Methods for Joining Cults, Assistant to The Supreme Topper, and a special made up cult that has never been seen before in reality ever.

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(PART 2) Top 3 Cults I Could Be Swindled Into Joining

Some of us had an easier time than others thinking of cults we might just join. But we're not examining what that means! We talked about cults for so long, we had to break this episode into two parts. Broached topics include: Alien Scientists, Our Cult Family Name, Can You Trust PETA's Website, Running for the Hills Naked, and iPhone vs. Android. 

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Top 3 Cults I Could Be Swindled Into Joining - Part 1

Boy Howdy! Buckle yourselves in for a wild ride as we brave the depths of high school and relive our most embarrassing moments.*** If you're an adult who knew us during this time, please, skip the first twenty or so minutes of this podcast. It involves periods. 

Broached topics include: Post-Hand Embarrassment, How to Insert a Tampon, Asking Boys to Dance, Creepy Teachers, The Pain of Existing at 15, Psychotic Girl Crushes, and Periods, Period. 

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***the most embarrassing moments we are willing to share publicly. These may not be our absolute most embarrassing, which we will take to the grave.

Top 3 Embarrassing High School Moments

Three childhood friends discuss their top 3 everything from astronauts to rom-coms.

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