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Whose Argument is it Anyways
23 Plays1 month ago
A casual discussion with Jeff on various topics
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00:00:44
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Oh, right. All right.
Welcome and Casual Chat
00:00:46
Speaker
All right. And welcome to whose argument is it anyway? Where there's no arguments to- tonight. um College. land load yeah No argument yet.
00:00:58
Speaker
the night is still young. um So I was going to do some little photo editing with you guys, but Jeff decided he wants to pop up. So we're going to sit here, shoot this shit and just have a relaxing night. Guys college is going amazing. I'm out there just as a little shutter button.
Sales Program Challenges and Burning Man
00:01:18
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um Jeff, how are you doing my man?
00:01:21
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Oh, you know, same old thing. ah I'm actually, ah and so actually, you'll actually appreciate this. So I actually start this new program at work that, you know, I own the company, well, my business partner and I own the company. And I got a contract for this, this sales gig. And I start calling these people,
00:01:45
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And I got a couple, I got like five people ready to go. I made six phone calls, five people were like, let's do this. And I was like, okay, let me find out what I need to do to get you an appointment. So I call, I send the guy a message and I get nothing. I call him, it was the voicemail. And I call him, and I call him, and I call him, and I'm getting nothing. So I told all these five people, let me figure out what's going on and I'll get back to you guys. They're like, yeah, sure, that's fine.
00:02:12
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Yeah. He messaged me later that night. I won't be back until Tuesday. I'm at Burning Man.
00:02:20
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And I was like, you know what? I get it. I'm mildly jealous, but I get it. I was like. Have you ever been to Burning Man? No, but I haven't even told the kids that. And I, and I looked up Burning Man 2024 on YouTube and I'm mildly jealous. I mean, I'm not a big fan. I'm not a big hangout with a bunch of people kind of guy. But I was like, you know what? When do we leave? Because burning land looks fun. How long does that usually last? I don't know. I don't know.
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ah
00:02:59
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It's but it's. Let's see. um Is it going on now? Is it currently? Oh, it's it's it actually it starts August 25th and goes through the second.
00:03:11
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so ooh I wonder if there's live cam I don't know what live cam But there is videos already out I know i'm I'm seeing that I'm seeing if there's any live streams we can pipe through because I'm curious I doubt it because the problem is the problem with with Burning Man is Is it in the middle of fucking nowhere?
Upcoming Schedule Changes
00:03:35
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There's not necessarily the best Wi-Fi signal Okay, let's ah Let's see if I can't share this screen real quick, guys. Oops, that's my homework screen. Oh, since I just brought that up, homework screen. So I just want to let everybody know there will be no episode next Friday. I actually have an unpaid gig this ah next weekend that I'm going to jump on to. And I'm going to need travel time. And I go need to make sure my homework and shit's done.
00:04:10
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before I leave, i get that you know, so I'm gonna be on the road. Hey, what is up, my dude? How are you doing? It's right from a curiosity. yeah um Yeah. Oh, you know what? yeah I got a video. I've already I got a video of Burning Man. oh Go ahead and go ahead and play because you definitely beat me to it.
00:04:36
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This is right now. And now this I've muted it. But you can kind of see it's in the middle of fucking nowhere. It looks like a freaking city. Are they building a city out there? No, i' like everything does. Everybody shows up at ah RVs and sleeps in their cars and tents and stuff. um It's a full on like you would love it, dude. It's like they got concerts. Yeah, look, there's, I mean, f I've heard cool things about it, but I've also heard that it's actually gotten worse over the years, but I've, I've never been there to actually you like with vendors or there's vendors and there's, you know, it's, it's meant to be a real hippie kind of,
00:05:20
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I'm going to post a link in the private chat for you. Yeah. OK. If you can bring this video up. Yeah. Ryan, if you're still out there, how are you doing, my dude? I hope you're doing all right. I enjoyed last weekend's conversation. And I'd love to have you back up. There you go, Jeff. Yeah. Did I just hit the wrong button? There we go. So.
00:05:47
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um Yeah, so yeah, next Friday, I won't be here, guys. I'll have you in my thoughts. and But go ahead. There it is. Go ahead and play this sound. I wanted to hear what this guy did. Tell the people when the rain's going to stop. Warm PM. Warm PM, the rain's stopping. What time is it? Oh, this is last year. Didn't a whole bunch of people get stuck out there last year? No, this is this year's. Is it?
00:06:18
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Yeah, this was updated at 8am on the 24th. see hi but Like last year, I heard like people would have a Burning Man and they got
Gathering of the Juggalos vs. Burning Man
00:06:32
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stuck in the mud. Yeah. you're a smart man cute that trump tomorrow we're doing oh I mean, I could probably do that for like two or three days, but i don't know for yeah long i Don't know man, that's that's it's a bit much and my It's there's like well, we I don't like weird people But there's a lot of weird people of burning that yeah cause the storm was coming and they said they wouldn't let So are you familiar with the gathering of the juggalos? Oh, yes, I've heard of it
00:07:11
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I have been to one. I went to the one in 2005 actually. i I think I would love to go to that. I think that that's like those are my people. Although I don't listen to ICP much anymore that genre in music I still do.
00:07:28
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I used to. Well, that genre I still do. Them themselves, and not really too much. They had some good songs back in the day. Oh, yeah back in the day. But yeah they they just had their gathering last. their' their and they're They've been doing it for years. they only stopped They only took a break from, I think, one or two years during the pandemic, but they had theirs last weekend, the the gathering again.
00:07:51
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And, um, one of these years, I think I'm going to go again, not just the CICP, but back in 2005, when I went, dude, it was, it was just fun. Burning Man has become too commercialized. It's very commercialized. You know, back in, in, in the early days of Burning Man, it was, it was just a gathering and it was like, you know, you'd get, it was like an arts fest. Like people would build these weird vehicles with all this weird shit on it and then driving around Burning Man.
00:08:21
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Now it's it's become it's McDonald's play lab, you know, it's like. And that's and that's why I would be hesitant in going now. Like I brought up the like, i like I said, I brought up the gathering and guys, I dropped the link in the chat if anybody wants to pop up, shoot the shit. Like I said, I went to the gathering and it was like it's it. There is a little bit of commercialism to them now, especially when it comes to like back in the beginning, there wasn't a lot of Faygo.
00:08:49
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There's a lot of Faygo, but like when it first started, it wasn't a carnival carnival. Now you go, there's carnival rides. It's like a fair. It's like a juggalo fair. The thing is, like jugglo like when you go to the juggalo fest and stuff like that, if you're a single dude, you're not going to be single long.
00:09:11
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No, because I was there, I went when I was married. I went when I was married, but I did go by myself. So it was like July 2005 in my brother's wedding. Let's say we were living in California at the time. And my brother's wedding was here in Kentucky. And so we took a trip home so we can go to the wedding. Well, I had already bought Gathering of the Juggalo tickets for that year. And it happened around the same time, like that same kind of like,
00:09:40
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Uh, we get got married on the week and then that weekend flowed into the gathering. So I was like, shit, two birds and one stone. And I go up there. eyes So I'm active duty air force at this time, which is kind of a bummer because I can't really participate in the good old drugs. But, um, uh, so I went and and my wife, my wife stayed here with the kids and stuff. So I went, I went, I went married and I stayed married. Um, but, uh, I stocked up on a bunch of beer. I set my 10 up and all. I had like.
00:10:11
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10 cases of beer, like 10, 12 cases of beer. And, uh, well, it was for like three days and I got camping tickets. So I got to set up a 10 out there and it's like, uh, there was like three sections of camping. It's huge. Like there's so many fucking tents. So, uh, so I was like, well, I'm going to share a beer. Like I'm not going to show up and be able to, you know, some people stumble by, let me grab a beer. Here's a beer, man. Let me grab a cigarette or whatnot. Anyway. So I set up, I set up and I got all the beer in there and then these other.
00:10:43
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people came rolling in to set up their two tents. Like I got ah one section of a three tent area, or if you got the money, you can been on. Brit the whole area, right? Yeah. So they were setting up and we're sitting there bullshit. And the dude's like, Hey man, you want anything over here? We got everything you need. Do they had just about every fucking drug? Like I was, I was camping next to an illegal pharmaceutical company. Like, and that's, and that's like, like, uh, that's one of those instances where I'm like, well, if you go active duty, you might not leave active duty. But, uh, I mean, I refrained, but dude, it was, it was amazing. It was a fun, like,
00:11:22
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three day or yeah three night four day concert and
Juggalo Community Insights
00:11:26
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it wasn't just music they had like think of it like a like one of those comic cons but kind of like an but it's not only that it's like you know it's all it's all ICP themed so you'd you'd have like sword swallowers and you know the yeah yeah it's like it's like carnival it's like a dark carnival fair but not only atmosphere From my understanding, I had a buddy of mine, he was a huge ICP fan and he went and he said, like, you could throw a stick in any direction and find somebody to go back to your tent. Oh, absolutely, dude. Oh man, there is. That's what I'm saying. If you go single, you might not come back single or like you might not break dead. You might come back break dead. There's no shame and there's no shame.
00:12:12
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And that's amazing. That's like one of the things I loved about that atmosphere. It's like, you just be yourself. Burning Man's got that same feel too. Yeah. Yeah. But commercial. I mean, I don't think I would go to Burning Man because like I would fit in with the ICP crowd. No, I'm not the biggest juggler or anything like that. C Jeff or face paint. No, see, I wouldn't, that's not me. I don't think I could do it. Like I would feel weird. Plus face paint makes my face itch. But, but.
00:12:43
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I like I know some of the songs I don't say I don't say I have the repertoire, but I get it. Burning Man, they are, to me, they sound like more like your crowd. Like, yeah, from my understanding, you know, and no diss but very artsy fartsy, very There is some crossover. So when I lived in central Oregon, I knew a lot of people that would go to Burning Man. It was some of the people that I would i would have sessions with. We'd sit there and smoke weed and shoot the shit. So yeah, there's definitely some crossover. ah Yeah, just like any kind of subculture, there's always crossover.
00:13:24
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Right to me just just like watching the videos it and stuff like because the kids were like what the hell's burning and I was like Well, let me watch this video before I show you because God knows what's gonna show up But like they don't mess around like they're there it's it's free it's it's it's like To me, my in my head anyways, it's like we're back in the 60s, free love and pass the drugs. It's just my thought. and um I think the like the Juggalo gathering, I don't think I could go sing because I would be tempted and vibe. So with the Juggalo, the weird thing about the Juggalo crowd, you probably this is this probably goes for a lot of like
00:14:19
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music fans that like follow or heavy fandom or fanatics, whatever you want to call it. but The Juggalo crowd, as as they keep going, the crowd stays young. Like a lot of us old ones kind of move on to other stuff and it stays really young. So like it's that like that that that the
00:14:43
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Yeah, and and in the Juggalos now, they're all younger, of course, or the majority of them. So theyre there's more of that openness, like the polyamorous relationships, open marriages, and stuff like that. And when you go to a place like that, of course, that's going on. It's all consensual, of course. So I mean, depending on your relationship, you can probably go married and and leave married too. yeah and and i have No, I know myself. I'd be like, yeah.
00:15:09
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I that's not a place I should be because as I said, I like I'm not the drug guy. I can't do drugs because I get really weird and I get sick. So I have no problem being around people doing drugs. It doesn't bother me. I find it hilarious, especially when I'm sober and they're completely wasted.
00:15:31
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Sometimes you're absolutely right. You know, ah they like the juggler thing don't you have to prove that 18 to be in there because there's a lot of people of the gathering yeah well yeah I mean you have to be 18 by the ticket tickets tickets and also so kind of but you know there was kids when I went there was kid there was sometimes it was too many kids it was a couple times there was like oh my god who who's the parent that couldn't find a fucking babysitter for a weekend But, uh, but I mean, that's just like any movie theater. I mean, you can take your kid into an R radio. And not to be the ah crude, rude guy, but there's a lot of boobies floating around. o There absolutely is. It's, it's sort of like that. It's sort of like that free love hippie sort of vibe, but more edgy, more, more punk more punk rock. Yeah.
00:16:26
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I don't know. I don't know if if if if a lot of people I know there's a lot of a lot of hate on ICP and that's fine I mean they did they deserve some hate like miracle. He's fucking stupid our magnets and shit, but um Right Magnets how the fuck do they work? Oh, come on, dude read a book God, I had a point never got what a oh, yeah um God, I forgot what my point was. I had a point. I got distracted by magnets. Yeah. It's very easy to be distracted by magnets. No, but like, uh, like I said, Oh, the top toss. I know what I was going to say. Sorry. So yeah. So it's like that hippie love kind of feel with the hip hop and and all that. And then, so I don't know if people really understand ICP music. They grew up kind of like not suburban, but not total in our inner city, but yeah, it was rough.
00:17:25
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like great a lot of their interest growing up was like wrestling and comic books and horror movies. right yeah And they, oh, sorry, Brian. And so, and so they, they combine that into their music. And that's one of the things that really turned me on was the comic book. I grew up reading comic books and watching wrestling. And I remember as a, as a, as a preteen sneaking to my friends, you know, we're seeing, we're, we're sitting there sneaking, listening to ghetto boys. I was like, my, it's like,
00:17:55
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I look back, it's like, culminate. It's like, that's probably why I ended up being an ICP fan. Because all those elements were there for me. It's good. What's up, Brian? How are you doing, man? Much better. Did you jam it out to the great Malenko? I haven't jammed out to the great Malenko in so long. Long time. Very long time. I do have it on my Spotify. Great. Malenko. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I say my favorite album. The first album.
00:18:22
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Those first couple albums were great. One of my favorites by ICP is actually a remake. It's called all let's go all the way Yes. Yes. Yeah, I love that song and that's on on that's on the race You know, it's really funny though. not Like it's just a good song. What's really funny though, like the I Have not heard it in a very long time like probably over 10 years or whatever I can guarantee you, if we play that if you play the jam of the game show, I would still know the word. I know every word. You're Ned. Not off the top of my head, but as it's playing, I can keep going. Yeah. you I could probably listen to that one. After that, your father tried to jump in. And I put a 42 in his chin. There's bugs on my nuts on the Ringmaster album that that I was always fond of. That was like one of the earliest songs that I
00:19:18
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Or the hus from them the automated, the automated ah where the guys are like, I'll do it. You don't think I'll do it? Yeah, do it. But do it outside, because someone wants to clean it up.
00:19:34
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No, but I think, like, if I was single, I would totally go yeah gathering with Jugglers. Mm. I think yeah I mean, like here's my question. And once again, not be the good guy. If you go down on juggle it, does it taste funny? You might get some crease. You might might taste a little funny. Yeah. Because it's a clown. Like I would be terrible with the dad jokes and and juggle the gathering a joke was like You taste funny. You're like, I've already heard that a million times tonight. that Yeah. Cause I'm also the fifth guy to be here. I get it. yeah Next. But no, you are right. There's a lot of, um, titties going everywhere. There is what was known as the juggle contest. What's that?
00:20:25
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Yes, the juggler. So there's a when I saw that in 2005, I thought it was it was nuts. It was crazy. I mean, it's gotten to the point where they're almost f freaking just like. I don't know if they're still doing this, but I know one year it turned into like a fucking like lesbian orgy on stage. So yeah, that that shit will happen. Oh, yeah, absolutely. It gets crazy. It gets really crazy. What is it?
00:20:55
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when is i six videos I've seen it, ah you know because like if you put in gathering of the junglers on YouTube too there are Couple hundred there's 800 plus videos about people after gathering the junglers Yeah, and it's it's you know tensor set up that dude is wearing just a mankini that
Work Interruptions Due to Burning Man
00:21:15
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that was wrong You got to be careful when you scroll to yeah yeah so So I'm looking at the chat So what's going on with the comp the combo of Burning Man?
00:21:26
Speaker
Oh, we were talking that's kind of how we got on the juggle of gathering. Yeah, talking about Burning Man. Oh, yeah. yeah the whole funnyests One of my one of my guys that I'm under, I'm under contract, I signed a contract with his company. And I needed to contact him. ah Monday, and I said, Hey, dude, I need to know how to do this. And he and I called and called and called and got nowhere.
00:21:52
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Finally, at like eight o'clock at night, I'm at Burning Man. I'll be back on Tuesday. So I was like, I guess I'm taking the rest of the week off. So I don't want to get in get too crazy yet and forget about some important information.
Show Lineup and Host Absences
00:22:08
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like yeah like uh mondays we got men caring for men i think connor's back um i think i caught a little bit of it this past monday they were he was doing a recap on where he's been what he's been healing from and all that stuff tuesday's is glick's house of music where he has an upper coming or somebody that's been established music
00:22:34
Speaker
Jam Band. I don't know. I'm not really a big music guy when it comes to his his taste. He has had some really good talent on. Actually, they've all been good talent. um So, yeah, please check him out. I know he has. He's on the road this weekend because he's emceeing at Southern Outlaws. I think is that tomorrow? Yeah, that is tomorrow. That is. He will be on stage. It's you and me tomorrow, buddy. Oh, it's me and you tomorrow.
00:23:01
Speaker
Yeah, it's it's it's a nonsensical nonsense tomorrow. It's going to be you and me either because he's going to be on on on that. So that is the open door challenge that will be happening Saturday. Wednesday. Wednesday. We laughed so hard on what I miss Wednesday. Oh my gosh. We had we we I don't even remember what it was but something got us and We talked about this astronaut. Yes, the war. We found this astronauts that are lost in space right now and Elon Musk has to save them. Wait, hold on. This is true. Like, oh, they're not lost. So so NASA sent up these these these people up into a space show. Right. And they're in space right now. And for some reason, NASA can't bring them back. So Elon Musk is like, don't worry, I got this.
00:23:55
Speaker
However, he can't get to them until February. Then how does he got this? but Because he can build his rocket faster than they can build their new one. Yeah, he's doing so great at X. I don't believe him. Anyway.
00:24:11
Speaker
But Chris is like, you know what? It's a dude in a chick. How long? They're going to be in space for like eight months. How long before they start to do it? Oh, we're going to have space babies in about nine to 10 months. That's what I said. I said, oh, imagine coming back. And what was the horror thing? I don't remember what it was. I don't know. It was like spousal cheats or whatever. I don't know. I'm just going to be a whore. I'm going to call up my ex. A whore? So just real quick. Thursday nights. Thursday nights we had.
00:24:42
Speaker
It's every other Thursday cash is quarter. They took every other Thursday because because cash is spending time with moms one week and then one week at that. um so ah Of course Friday is this show. Friday is like whose argument is this or right now is like what is going on is this. I don't know.
00:25:05
Speaker
we'll have to come up the nudes couple do youll have to come in and something yeah um Saturday's the open door challenge on nonsensical nonsense flagship show Um, like I said, it's gonna be me and blaze tonight tomorrow I don't know if connor's gonna be able to make it but we will also be checked in on Uh, i'm gonna be reaching out to nikki throughout the thing. She's gonna send me pictures and stuff. So it gives Pictures of videos so we can make fun of g click as he oh as the MCs. And then... Is is there is there any live stream from that, do you know? Not that we know of. It depends on how strong the Wi-Fi is. um Because we discussed that on Wednesday before the show. We're hoping for it. And then Sunday, i'm actually I've reached out to my brother. he He's going to see if he can make an appearance on Jeff's garage. Unfortunately, Benji will not be back until the 8th.
00:26:01
Speaker
um because hes he's overbooked himself because he's a workaholic and he doesn't know how to take a break. But I get it because he sent me a video of the new toy he wants to buy. It's the this new Hyundai that literally looks like it was built in the 80s but it's 2025 and it's an EV.
00:26:24
Speaker
I'm like, really, I didn't really know. Really? I'm so I'm I'm curious. It's it's me. It's got it's an EV. It's an EV gas hybrid. And it's got 800 plus horsepower. It's a fucking rocket ship on wheels. And then Monday, I think is when Glick is going to be at Mansfield axe throwing.
00:26:53
Speaker
but we're gonna do Yes, that's the weekend I'm going to be out of town. Yes. Or is that? I don't know. if but I don't know what I think that's on a Wednesday. I don't I don't know exactly what day but the a the actual the actual thing. It's on the 7th. It's on Saturday. Is it on Saturday? Yeah. So he so he's going to be streaming live Saturday from there. And I'll be out of town wherever I'm at. I'll probably be on my phone, but I'm going to. Oh, yeah. On the 7th. um the seventy yeah But yeah, um the excellent thing would be cool. What's up, Michael? How are you doing, sir? Ah, bath host. How are you doing? That dude shows up all day long.
00:27:38
Speaker
What's that? and That dude that good yeah dude does 50 videos a day, I swear to God. Because every time I'm on TikTok, Michael Bathurst has got a video popping up on my for you page. I'm like, Hey, Mike, you go out. I see you more than I see you fuckers. Every time. Michael, the link is in the chat if you want to pop up.
00:28:06
Speaker
But as I mentioned on Wednesday, my new favorite thing, I found this guy, R-O-M is or E-O-M.
YouTube Reactions and Fantasy Football
00:28:16
Speaker
um reacts on youtube this dude watches some of the your favorite movies and reacts to them but and my kids and i were talking about date it's like watching the movie in fast forward because he actually shows at the bottom of the screen basically where brian is if brian was over in the side um
00:28:38
Speaker
It he shows the movie but he's on screen the whole time and he reacts and this is his first time like watching Jaws and You only miss certain parts of the movies each episode that he does is about an hour But you get the gist of the movie and we just watch my kids have never seen a rectaphobia And he's freaking out This dude is like, no, it's you just got to burn down the barn. Burn down the barn. We're laughing our ass off. There's a whole bunch of people. If you fall into the algorithm of people reacting the first time they watch a movie, you'll find 500 people do it. This guy, by far the best. Everybody else, I'm like, I can't i can't watch him. But this dude, we've watched almost 60% of his entire library.
00:29:33
Speaker
Wow. Like he's got four hundred fucking videos. Like he were, you know, and we're watching movies that are like my favorites. Like he reacted to National Appoon's Christmas vacation. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, I got to see what this guy. right yeah And, you know, I want to see him react to the to Caddyshack. I think he's got it. um Or react to coming to America. But I don't think you're right.
00:30:03
Speaker
He just put out one today. He's the 1980s Blues Brothers. He just posted it like an hour ago. Fantasy football. I'm ready. like So, hey, Michael. um I don't know if you know this, but Glick's ah here at the Non-Cysical there. I think like a set night. We're hoping to actually launch Wednesday. We're hoping to do the draft on Wednesday.
00:30:33
Speaker
Okay. Well, there you go, Mike. Instead of what the fuck news this week, we're going to do the draft, like a a live draft. um We're looking for 10 teams. I think we're we're three shy. So we would still need a couple more people. Like last year, I beat Brian. My first year playing. Oh, I'll never let you let it down. dude We will be 80 years old. And I'm like, remember that time I beat Brian in fantasy football?
00:31:00
Speaker
Yeah. Even though he beat me 99, like nine times out of 10, there's still that one time. Wait a minute. There was how many, how many teams? I will admit. i a shitny birthday Okay. My record was shitty.
00:31:19
Speaker
Okay. I had into the quarterbacks. I had issues with running backs. I'm like, okay. Okay. And then there was like times where I thought I had it like a couple of guys I thought I had. I'm like, yeah, I got this shit. And the next, you know, I look like an hour later, i rob I lost the next thing. No, I've won it. Act of God, ladies and gentlemen. Oh God. It was my first time ever playing.
00:31:46
Speaker
I, oh I, I, there was one game I had Glick dead to rights and I lost. Yeah. And it's the weirdest thing. One guy does one fucking thing amazing. And I don't watch the games. I just set my fucking team for that week. And I'm like, well, whatever happens happens, but it does, it does this thing on the fantasy football and ESPN fantasy football. It does this. It's predictions where it will predict.
00:32:14
Speaker
Like it'll say Blaze and Jeff are playing each other this week and it'll predict Blaze has got this bike too. Like it, and it's, you know, sometimes it's wrong because sometimes sometimes I'll beat Blaze by like 15 because, because, cause also so many like for guys, for guys that don't pay attention, if your guy is like suspended for like six games and they start them, like,
00:32:41
Speaker
Well opinion or or or if they're on a bye week like if they got like three guys on different teams But they all have the same bye week, but they didn't make their adjustments. It's like Easy win right there easy win But like I had fun with it last year I you know after a while. I was like is this done yet. No fuck we mean it's only amazing I mean in my cuz like I have two NFL teams. The other one, the one NFL team is the belt Kings with Tony D, but the other NFL fans, the football team, like I am the champion. So even though out of the, at out of four, i I was bad at three, but one, I hold the tape. And so I could, I could go ahead and like claim, I mean, well, in my, in my league on ESPN that I am a champion on that one. And I have so like two time champ.
00:33:36
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Well, well to just these funs in your league so I'm like an inter-promotional champion right now. these sponsor are you know we're winning it this year All the way. So you get to name your team and we got on this whole, like last year, before you started with this place, uh, we did a story ah about Nikki found this thing that if you send your sperm into this lady, she'll dry it and turn it into pearls.
00:34:03
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Hold on, say that she'll dry your sperm. Your sperm. She'll dry it out and it becomes a powder. Then she puts it into a epoxy and makes a pearl out of it. So your spouse or girlfriend wears. I know I get the symbology. I just think it's so funny. And we got to this whole concept where we're talking about dusty spunk. And it became like, that's my team name on fantasy football. It's the dusty spunks.
00:34:33
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The Dusty Spunks. That's actually, that's a, that's pretty, that sounds like a band name. But, so yeah, that's my, my team is going to win this year. Even if I have eight people in front of me. So to change the subject, to change the subject, because I, whatever, football. Sports, I know.
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has I'm forced to do this as the co-founder
The Barefoot Bandit Story
00:35:01
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of the non-sensical network. No, you're, no, you're right. you didn yeah We have to promote that. I'm not allowed to opt out, apparently. Because I did it last year, and he's like, come on, it'll be fun. And I was like, this is a lot of work. So are you are you guys familiar with this cat right here? Nope. His name is Colton Harris-Moor, AKA a the Barefoot Bandit. Oh, shoot.
00:35:31
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what you So what what did he do? Well, he's born in 1991. So he's like 33 right now. Um, he is six foot five inches. He is a tall bastard. Okay. Other names. He's went by barefoot bandit, barefoot burglar, his real name, of course, and criminal status. So I pled guilty to state and federal charges sentence in January from 2012. So this kid, when he was a teenager, he went on this freaking crime spree.
00:36:03
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Um Like stealing boats and planes and shit. I heard about this guy. Yeah. Yeah he He had a youtube channel didn't he? Um, I don't know if he had a youtube channel. Um But criminal charges I get a lot of my news from Roy William Johnson. I don't even know who the fuck that is. Oh my gosh, you're gonna love this guy. I'll send you a link. Well, I just I just recently heard this story. I guess they did do a movie about it, but I'm so oh outside that loop. Anyway, interstate transportation transportation of a stolen aircraft, interstate transportation of a stolen boat, pilot these are his criminal charges, piloting an error piloting an aircraft without a valid Airmen certificate, attempt to elude illegal landing, landing an airplane because he landed in the Bahamas illegally.
00:37:00
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um Like, did wasn't he trolling the cops the whole time? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he would do something. Yeah. Let me see if I can find the Ray William Johnson on there. Because I'm telling you, this guy breaks down a story like nobody's business. It's genius. Oh, we don't want to play shit on here, though. No, I'm going to send you the link. Oh, OK. OK.
00:37:24
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Yeah, there was some there was some stories about some of the funny shit that he did, like taunting the cops. Like, I guess at one time, like when he stole a boat, he went out in the the harbor area and drove it around saying shit like, ah you know, who he was. And, you know, ah he's a he's a fugitive. Come catch me and shit. But he would for two years, he was eluding the cops. man He'd outrun him and all that shit. Break in Grand Falls. shout it set you like That's Ray William Johnson. This guy is genius. I'd show the video. The problem is it's eight minutes, 31 seconds. Yeah. Where he basically breaks down everything this kid's done. um He, yeah, i i I've seen this video. I didn't put the two and two together with Farrah for Bandit. But ah yeah, this kid was like, he didnt he gave zero fucks. Oh, he gave zero fucks.
00:38:20
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Oh, one of the one of the links sent me to the Wayback Machine. You ever heard of the Wayback Machine? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. From from Mr. Bebod. No Wayback Machine on the internet. It takes you to old published websites that aren't published anymore, but they were saved yet. Not all of them, not everybody, so but you can go back because this this art, this is taking me back to August 6 of 2010.
00:38:44
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But for some reason, it's not loading up. Anyway, ah there it goes. So it's a PDF. Yeah. It was some quotes from his mom that I found rather rather funny. Here we go. Here's a letter from his mom. OK. So I'm going to read this out quote. My name is Pamela A. What? Cohen? I am the mother of of Colton Harris Moore.
00:39:09
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Uh, cold has had mental problems since about age two. I have tried for years to get some help for him. He. This is written in cursive, guys, so I apologize for my reading. Get some help from him. He does things without thinking of the end results, the consequences. He doesn't think through to the end results of his actions, repetitive, when his father and I tried to reprimand him. Did you just grammarly correct him? I did. I'm going to writing class right now. Shut up.
00:39:47
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i know right yeah laor a red marker
00:39:54
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I know, right? Well, his school counselor had told him if we spanked him to call 9-1-1. Well, his school counselor had told him if we spanked him to call 9-1-1. So I guess that's their excuse for that. This was Joanne Breisbine or whatever.
00:40:17
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uh who is now in private practice I guess that was a counselor so Colt called 911 and his father was arrested another time and talked to the doctor apparently this kid would call the cops on his parents yeah you know what fucking nuts comedian there's a comedian he's he uh I can't remember his name Indian guy Russell Peters he told a joke about that uh where his buddy was like if he said he he goes to his dad and his dad's like someone someone's gonna get a
Parenting Humor and Classic TV Nostalgia
00:40:53
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smack and he's like if you do i'll call the cops he's like oh well let me dial the phone for you he's like what do you mean he says because i know it's going to take cops at least eight minutes to get here in that time i'm gonna beat your ass i'm going to jail i'm gonna go to jail for a good reason
00:41:09
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it That's what I would have told that kid. Go ahead, call the cops, because it's going to take a minute to get here. That's the long ass letter, dude. um That was the closest place our home for this type of testing.
00:41:31
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OK, then right here. Then he started hanging around the wrong type of friends, and this made things worse for him. He does not, underlined, not do drugs or alcohol. It does not smoke, all of which... That she knows them. Yeah, which I am quite proud of. She's proud of him for not doing drugs. well He's a fucking fugitive from the cops. I'm sorry, at the end of the day, if you're scared of being arrested because you're disciplining your kid,
00:42:04
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what was that there was a There was a TV show. No, he did call the cops on him though. that that That's what I'm saying. But there was there was a TV show where this this kid got punished and the TV show was about cops. And the cops showed up and he's like, we got a call that you were beating your kids. She's like, yeah, he did something wrong. And the cops told the kids, come here.
00:42:29
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And the kids, he's like, did you call the cops on your mom? She's like, yeah, she hit me with a belt. He's like, well, what did you do? And he told her what he did. He told the cops what he did. He's like, the next time you call the cops because your mother beat you for disciplining you, I'm going to be the one to show up and then I'm going to beat you too.
00:42:51
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That shit ain't gonna fly nowadays, though. That's for sure. Oh, yeah. That's the problem. You know what? that I'm not mad about that. I'm not. I'm not really mad about that. No, but I mean, it's one thing. It's one thing because abuse. I get that. But if you fuck up. Like like. We've all done it. If you do something stupid on purpose and then lie about I didn't do it, you know, like.
00:43:21
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I can't think of something stupid I've done, but like, I've done a lot of stupid shit. But when I was confronted about it, I lied about it, tried to get away with it, and of course got caught because some of it, I got my ass beat. But it wasn't abuse, it was to teach me a lesson, did not do something stupid again, or not get caught again, which is what I thought. ah But like,
00:43:50
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You know, it's one thing if you're just hitting your kid for no fucking reason, but if you're teaching your kid a lesson and because they rip, they are like my my daughter the other day, I caught her writing on the bathroom tile with a permanent marker. So I'm doing what? Writing on a permanent, with a permanent marker on the bathroom tile. And I was like, what the hell are you doing? Nothing. That's a sharpie.
00:44:19
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I could see it. And she was like, it was me. I'm like, you have a marker in your hand. And she got, you know, I smacked her hand. and so more that That was the discipline. And I said, look, no TV for for the weekend. A, because you lied to me. B, you did something you weren't, you knew you shouldn't do because we don't write on the walls.
00:44:41
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Yeah, that's normal. However, if I would have kicked her down the stairs and throw her out the fucking window for the same thing, that's abuse. I think personally, how how old is she? Nine. Nine. I think I probably would have instead of like slapped her hands, I think I would have like made her clean it up. Oh, I did. Yeah. Unfortunately, she couldn't clean it up herself because it's far on the marker. I use bri Well, I mean, there's body with supervision, of course, but I mean, well no what i did is i had her i had i grew on I think I might say I think the way I'm looking at it is if I showed them that there is negative consequences to a certain action, hoping that'll teach them not to do that action instead of instead of the negative consequence being physical harm, more like understood physical labor, or something like that. No, of course, I'm not talking about physical laborers and slavery guys, but
00:45:40
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Your kid like spills a drink on the floor. I'm more like a semi yelling about it. You know, just have them clean it up. And if they don't know how to clean up because they're too young, teach them. Hey, there is no such thing as too young to do. Clean up your own fucking mess. My kids i disagree. that they make a mess they have to play That's why that's why we change baby diapers because they can't change their own diapers.
00:46:05
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understood. However, I did it but but like for instance, my daughter loves to play with her toys. She she's got this little kitchen thing with these plastic food. She's constantly I've eaten more plastic chicken than anybody else on the planet. That's good. You know, but afterwards, I'll get up, go to the bathroom or something and I walk past room like, did a fucking tornado come in here?
00:46:36
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I was looking for one thing. Okay. Put everything back. And she's like, I will. And I'm like, okay. And then if I come out of the bathroom, she's not even started or I go, I come back an hour later and nothing's been done. Okay. Now you're going to stay in there until it's clean. And she'll clean the entire room. She won't mop or anything.
00:47:03
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But she'll sweep up and she'll pick up all the toys and all that stuff. that What's your background say, Brian? Oh, it's like it's the best conversation ever. So you got Hodor from Game of Thrones. Yeah. I am Groot from the gap Guardians of the Galaxy. And then you got Chewbacca.
00:47:23
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So Hodor always like Hodor, Hodor, Hodor, then you got I am brutal, I am brutal. And then you got Chewbacca. So it's like the greatest. Okay. Socrates, Plato, and and Aristotle. Aristotle. I'm pretty much like since we have my name. At the point now, I'm just going to like stay up, even though I've been up since or 30 this morning and been at work since six 30. Like I worked from six 30 all the way to four 30. You know, like my eyes are hurting and I'm tired, but it's like, I want to go ahead and just binge watch Game of Thrones all over again. Hey, you're such a masticus. You're such a masticus. No, there's nothing better than Game of Thrones. Yeah. I'm not even mad at the final season.
00:48:20
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Yeah, I mean, i mean that the like like in the final season, there were some scenes. I'm just like, damn it. Like, no, I'm not going to do it. Oh, my bad. Have you ever seen Game of Thrones? You've never seen Game of throne Thrones? Have you ever seen it, Blaze? Game of Thrones. I watched the first season. That was it. Oh. When it gets good.
00:48:43
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You've got to force your way to get through season one. But after season one, if you're not hooked, you don't have a soul. usual Per usual with every new show that comes out, the first two, three episodes are going to be slow because they're trying to introduce you to the character so you understand the character and their background. So that way, everybody's like, all right. Oh, no, no, it was. I'm not saying it was a battery thing or it was slow roll. I just ah watched the first season. And what what year did that come out?
00:49:14
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fly 2005 I don't think it was i don't know Anyway, it might have been one of those times where I started reading it and I had to go go somewhere like move to somewhere house of the Dragons good. Yeah, I Enjoyed house of the dragon I'm more of a sci-fi. I still need to watch I needed to watch season two. Okay, so actually 2011 to 2019 okay okay from thousandna Okay, that's why. So 2011 is when I got out of the Air Force. So I probably started watching it and life happened. Okay. well the part Now the beauty of it is you can literally watch the entire thing. i'm at the right here no i I understand the advent of streaming services. It's just sometimes I don't think streaming services understand the advent of time.
00:50:04
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Yeah. We must unburden what has already been. We're the. What's that Brian? You must unburden what has already been. Yes. Yeah. But but no I mean like like one of one of the other shows that I like back in the day back in 2001 was it was on HBO with Six Feet Under. That's a good show. I have to get into that. That's a good show. That's probably one of my favorite shows.
00:50:29
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Brian, I think you guys want to take a break. Yeah, let's take a break. Let's take a break. Let me roll a video. Yeah, I got it. We got the jewels and the howl. It's... Oh, who is it? You downloaded it, right? It says video clips. It says video clips. It's all along the watch part. I can play it if you want. Oh, there it is. Nope. Yeah. There must be some kind of way out of here. Send the joker to the thief.
00:54:38
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All right, that was Jules in the how long all along the watchtower.
Merch Promotion and Sci-Fi Recommendations
00:54:44
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Brought to us by our music guy on the network that hooks us up with cool ass fucking music. Shout out to Glick out there. Anyway, enough of Glick's dick in my mouth. Jeff, how are you doing? Brian, welcome back. Yo. Oh, yeah.
00:55:03
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you know i Just want to announce one, you know, I always forget this bio links. There's a bio link And we are what's that Yes, it's my spread shop is our murder Yes, we're peddling our stuff so you can go spread ourselves on your body at my spread shot calm And all that good stuff Yeah, there's the bio link right there. Bio dot link slash nonsensical network. You find access to all our shows and the merch link is in there. Of course, all our social media and all that fun stuff, too.
00:55:45
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Oh, I heard you know what there's a where I heard this is just a rumor that Jeff's gonna be releasing some of his dustbunk facial cream. It's gonna be dehydrated sperm. Using that particular gun, Jeff.
00:56:04
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yeah at saltman that stop good Call it the facial. Yeah.
00:56:16
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That Brian is a dude. We just killed Brian. No, actually, that just came out. But when we're done, i I'll bring it up. I just got it really cool. Skeet skeet. We call it skeet skeet. Whore. Whore. I don't remember what we were talking about. We were talking about something, but we kept saying that.
00:56:45
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Like I don't know. But but bla you need to get back into watching Game of Thrones, bro. It's maybe worth everything. Maybe I'm more of a like I said, I'm more of a sci fi guy. Oh, oh, yeah. That's what I was going to get out. Give you the Amazon Prime.
00:56:59
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I do. Yes. Check out the expanse. And it's from e it's um that's on my list. Yes. Here's a really good sci fi show. You'll love it was like one of the best sci fi shows ever. So have you ever why it's an older one from I think Australia or New Zealand, a low budget, but it was just it was a gem is called Farscape.
00:57:23
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I've seen a few episodes. I do have it saved on my i it's on prime as well. I do have that same Along with that I have Andromeda
00:57:38
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And drama, you know, I almost forgot all about that. I think I forgot about it. because So, yeah, I do have Farscape, Andromeda, Battlestar Galactica, the old and the new, um the Expanse. And then I'm trying to push myself to finish watching Star Trek Discovery. I'm still on the first season. um And then season a You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. Sorry, it had to be done. It had to be done. Oh, wow. Like you said, Battlestar Galactica, I was just like, nerd. Nerd. Enhancing my mind, bruh. That's what we need to make this whole podcast. I tried to watch Star Trek.
00:58:35
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And I could not get into it. It's just for this shit. I mean, season three of Strange Star Trek State Shoot, Strange New World just dropped. The trailer just dropped. Isn't Stranger Things the new season supposed to be coming out? Stranger Three. Yeah, Stranger Things on Netflix. I mean, I i left off on season two. So I'm two seasons behind on Stranger Things, maybe three.
00:58:58
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it's excellent. It's it's very nostalgic for guys like us because like i like it would say by Burger King, the rapper reminds us of like oh dude like even even like bike right into the town and the clothes they wore and then like every fucking house that my friends that I've been to all got that same fucking wallpaper with the flowers that is beige. Even when I'm looking at my, even when I'm looking at the family photos of like with my parents and shit. It's like, well, the shag, the rag, the shag carpet. Yeah, I found this red shag carpet, like really might've been, you might've grew up in the eighties if, and then it was like,
00:59:42
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you're somebody in your family had this picture, you know, it's like the water pitcher that's like the plastic and thing yeah the the couch, the weird couch that's orange with flowers on it. Like everybody, my parents had that couch. And you see it and you're just like, oh, I thought it was just my family. Everybody had that fucking couch and And then some houses, the guy like that, the wood panel, wood panel, ah my whole My bedroom growing up, I had wood floor. I was the only room in the house. There was six bedrooms in my parents' house. My grandfather built the house. It was the only room that had the panel floors and then the the wood panel walls, like everything.
01:00:30
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out of the entire house. That was my room because I was the guy that, like I was, what was cool about the wood paneling my room is I realized at about 12 that I could use chalk and draw on it. So I would draw the big murals in chalk. And then if I get, just watch it and do it again. um Tomorrow, wait, I got to check if it's still showing though, but they actually made a movie of one of the best children's books ever.
Children's Stories and TV Show Introductions
01:00:58
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What? Penhouse? Herald of the magic purple crayon. I heard about that. What's that about? What? You never read that as a kid? I've never read it. What about the number 10 rabbit? That sounds familiar. Scary stories to tell in the dark. Goosebumps? Yeah, where the sidewalk ends. What are the sidewalk ends?
01:01:24
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I probably walk read or watched some of that shit. I don't know. Harold in the Purple Crown is about a kid. He's like a guy. He's a toddler and he has his train on. And it comes to life. Whenever he draws, it comes to life. like he can Oh, that sounds familiar. Ferrari. And then he drives around in Ferrari. Yeah. Let let me find that. Let me find the trailer. OK. All right. Like it's it's it's ah supposedly it's going like big.
01:01:50
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Interesting. it's like It's one of the one of the best childhood books, man. I mean, I've never read the book. So I had a frustrating encounter with somebody the other day. Okay. Oh, why why he's looking that up. So there you go. There you go, Jeff. Senior talking about art. I'm sitting there a pull up. And there's a train going out here in the rural area.
01:02:15
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Cross crane right train tracks and we're stopped and I was like well shit There's a lot of cool graffiti on the side of the train only to Take some photos. So like I said, there was one car in front of me So I get out and I walk up I'm taking pictures and obviously I'm sitting there taking pictures like I'm sitting there click click click click and this lady No, no this lady wants to have a conversation about me about the pictures or about about other trains or some shit and And so I stop a moment to, to, to talk for a second. I was like, okay, cool. That was my, and I acknowledge it. And then I go back to, and then she starts fucking talking again. So I turned back and she's like, I'm sorry. Are you busy? I'm like, and then there goes, there goes the fucking train. I'm like, God damn it. But
01:03:04
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That was nice. here was She was, she was wanting to have, she was wanting to have a conversation. She had a bratty kid in the car. So I'm assuming she needed an adult adult. adult time This is the trailer for Harold and the purple crayon. I'm going to go full stream. All right. Do this. When someone tells a story,
01:03:35
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You can barely hear it. You create an entire world.
01:03:41
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And usually... Is that better? Stay there. They're religious. The characters of count so real. With the crayon, anything is possible. That they stick right into this world.
01:04:06
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Let's see how this baby works in the real world.
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who
01:04:38
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How that is creative. And terrifying. That's terrifying. That's terrifying. Do you know what brought you to life? What your crayon is made of? The most mysterious, powerful, extraordinary stuff on Earth. Wax. Pure imagination. um
01:05:07
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okay okay i'm just really good at this
01:05:19
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What were you thinking? Oh, no, honestly, I don't do a lot of thinking. True. You know, what's funny is that's the same guy who plays Shazam.
01:05:32
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You know, he's he's actually that's like a good heart for him. That's the kind of like that's almost the same kind of part. Kind of like a kid imagination kind of attitude.
01:05:43
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All right. He used to do a show called Chuck. You ever seen that show? I'm familiar with it. Yeah. I enjoyed the shit out of that show. Unfortunately, it just kind of went away, but it was about a guy. He got his, he was super smart, you know, coding, you know, stuff. And he was recruited in the CIA, but his buddy blocked him somehow.
01:06:08
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And his buddy went into the CIA, and as his buddy got killed, he sent a email to Chuck. Chuck opens the email and downloads in his brain, a giant file that has all these criminals are looking for in the CIA and the FBI.
01:06:26
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go undercover with him and help bust all these people. It's genius. Interesting. That actually just sounds pretty good. I enjoyed the shit out of it. How many seasons were there? i might um that see That right there actually sounds more interesting for me to binge than Game of Thrones at the moment to tell you the truth. If if you don't know, I can look it up. I was just curious. Maybe you off the top of your head. Off the top of my head, I don't. um No worries. I got it. Brian just sent sent another link.
01:06:56
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looks like there's only one season. I didn't know they made this into a movie. This is another childhood classic. Oh, look at it he's he's over here doing childhood classic stuff. Oh, yeah. Well, see this was precious moments older. This is older. Yeah. I think i know they made it to a movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen it. But what is there? Oh, yeah. I remember them. Yeah. I remember this coming out. I read the book. I had the book. Yeah. This came out a few years ago.
01:07:35
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I don't know how well this didn't fit. I didn't want to wake you up, but I really want to show you something.
01:08:05
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Excuse me. Yeah, it's like they'll talk about my family.
01:08:32
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then you got the movie Paddington Bear that came out. Well, that was a couple of years ago. They did two of them. Interesting. We're here in top family making the labyrinth. I'm kind of I mean, I'm not sure that is they're going to or not, but I thought that sounded pretty interesting. The labyrinth was always a favorite childhood. movie Labyrinth.
01:09:01
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Labyrinth was one never-ending story. The Secret Nim was pretty good. yeah that one I just watched ah that was The Land Before Time. Yes. Fuck that movie. That movie makes you cry. I don't care who you are. Oh, dude. Absolutely.
01:09:23
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The Land Before Time, shark tooth. Well, sharp. I had a show. Wasn't that a show? Oh, you know, we're talking about dinosaurs. That was the show. I didn't like that. I didn't like that dinosaur movie franchise. really It was not. It was Dressing Park. Dressing Park. Yeah. But not like the Little Foot one, the cartoon. oh You like Little Foot? No. You want to feel. Brian, you remember what Little Foot looked like back in the day? You know what he looks like now?
01:09:58
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You feel old yet? Damn. Feel oil yet. I feel old. I love veggie tales, man. So, I'm not a huge fan of the author who wrote this story. Um I'm not like part there's elements of the story. I'm not a huge fan of but all in all, I'm I'm a fan of the witch in the wardrobe, whatever.
01:10:27
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um yeah yeah line watching in the wardrobe Yeah, Narnia yeah, yeah good like I like this story better than I'd like the live-action for the live-action I can live without but the cartoon does have some nostalgia value there for me But some elements of it. I wasn't a big fan Lord of the Rings I Do like the original Hobbit animated movie that I remember that growing up and I don't remember that. I'd have never seen. Listen, I like I love I love Star Wars. I love Game of Thrones. I can't watch the Lord of the Rings. It's it's a movie about people walking. Let's be honest. You know, I'm not a big fan. I'm not a huge Star Wars person. It's not horrible, but it's not like to me. It's just like this religious sci fi fucking space. Oh, I 100 percent agree. The only thing is like for me, I
01:11:22
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I didn't watch it like all the way through. I didn't watch all three of them until I was about 15, 16, where I know guys that were watching those movies. you know they They watch it when they're sad. they I can't do that. I don't have a movie that I watch what i'm saying i yeah like yeah i watched work like when I At that age when everybody's watching Star Wars, I'm sitting there watching Freddy Krueger and I've never been a horror guy.
01:11:51
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The scariest movie I watch is like Arachnophobia and shit. oh I love Jaws, don't get me wrong. I love Arachnophobia. Speaking of Arachnophobia, there is a picture. Go ahead, go ahead I'll... No, it was just I was just saying that there's never been a horror movie or or franchise that like those, like Freddy Krueger and Nightmare on Elm Street and stuff like that. I just can't get into it.
01:12:21
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Okay, like well I've seen I've seen a couple of them. I have I watched what was what was what's the one with Jamie Lee Curtis in it? Homie what? Yeah, I watched the first one and I was like, wow, this is bullshit. Yeah. Where is that? um'm I'm a fan of the Friday 13th franchise. I love it. I mean, I met both Kane Hodder, Kane Hodder, and then I met Derek Mears. Derek Mears is like the latest Jason back in 2009.
01:12:50
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Well, I've met Andrew Bransky. He plays Leatherface. I met that guy. This trailer is like this trailers for Blaze. What do we got here? It's the trailer of the Expanse season one. OK. Oh, that's you didn't have to.
01:13:16
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i bla They put a lot of work in there. but a lot of effort in the show to where it's like as accurate as possible.
01:13:26
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You miss Earth. He saw the sci-fi show. Was this aired on the sci-fi? It started out on sci-fi and then it got canceled and then Amazon bought the rights to it and then it and then it got real popular on Amazon. don't Okay. Yeah. The idea of an ocean is almost impossible to imagine.
01:13:47
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They are an entire culture working together to turn a lifeless rock into a garden. Yeah, they're Thomas James. And we paved it. Yeah, I was going to say, that looks like Tom James. I think it's going to change. I love Thomas James. Mm. Earthen Mars has been stepping on the necks of the builders out here for over 100 years. What the hell? You want to be careful how far you want to take this?
01:14:15
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Just like Indiana Jones. We are fighting for something precious here. I know that guy too. They built their own solar system on our backs. Spilt the blood of a million of our brothers. But in their eyes, we're not even human anymore. Heaven help your enemies. Heaven help us all. I love that dude. Road trip to make it all this way. Yeah, road trip. So far out into the darkness.
01:14:47
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I couldn't we have brought more light. Oh, yeah, I know him. I know him too. yeah Interesting. Oh, it came out in 2015. Oh, wow. So you were talking about a ratnophobia. Yeah. I took this picture today. Oh, you scared me. Oh, darn.
01:15:12
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Yeah, but like, there's some like, oh Oh, hell no. Oh, no. Then I have I have it downstairs. There's one down there. It's now. I just. It's a garden spider. It's a it's a garden spider. AKA Steeler spider. Look, I got Jeff. I'll sing you the video. I'm a fucking house. I'm a fucking house. Dude, I have video that I will send it to you, sir. You know, you will not because I will not. Yes, I will. Oh, I don't do spiders.
01:15:46
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I'll burn down the house. So here's the crazy thing in in the area. I live I live next to the jungle And the one day I was out in the backyard cleaning up after the dogs, right and I found a spider the size of my fist I almost walked in the house and said we're moving i know I've seen of arachnophobia like I showed it to the kids today and yeah, I forgot the spider dude Yeah, no, I don't fuck with spiders Yeah, I have like there's one downstairs in the patio or in the bush and then they have one right here on my window, right here in my bedroom window. That is a thing of nightmares. No. Here's something else. Let's see like I so like you guys must talk talk about how you you grew up watching Friday the third week to stuff like that. I grew up watching John Hughes movies. I love John Hughes. The Breakfast Club. Can you guess this? Can you guess this state?
01:16:45
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Go ahead, yes. Breakfast clubs are really good. Transplains on a wheel, stuff like that. I love them movies. Ryan, why are you sending me things at Nightmare King? No. Guess what kind of snake that is. Mamba. That's a copperhead. Yeah, no. I don't fuck with them either. Yeah, we got plenty of those in Texas. Yeah. You know, here's the funny thing. Cancun in Mayan.
01:17:15
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I mean snake pit. Cancunas live with snakes. I saw a Cancun was a lot of iguanas. I saw a lot of iguanas. That's the funny thing. I've lived here 20 plus years, 24 years. I've yet to be a snake.
01:17:32
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and And then the thing about it is, because I lived i live in the coastal plains of Texas, but man, when I worked out and out in the Permian Basin, I actually saw a fucking rattlesnake up close. I was like, this is fucking cool. I even caught i caught a scorpion, I caught a tarantula. A scorpion, I see scorpions all the time. Yeah, but like, term like sure you can share the video, Jeff. Jeff's like, jeff's like oh my God, like I'm insane.
01:18:01
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No, because that's that is the things that nightmares me. I don't I don't mind creepy. I mean, because right now, because I get right right now, like the wasps were out and then whenever I'm in the backyard, right, when I'm on the back patio and I'm smoking and all of a sudden, like I see a wasp like fly right on the table, I take the flash water and then I pick them up and I throw them in the web and watch that spider go to work.
01:18:30
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Have you seen the the the the video of that lady catching that murder warrant that's the size of my fist? No. There was a girl I used to work with. Glenda, check this out. Check this out.
01:18:50
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Burned out in the house. We're moving. Burn it down. We're moving. Tonight. What is it? No, you, who you, you. And then the picture I sent, too. Pretty rad. Not super clear. Oh. It's over focused. Let me copy it. Oh, wait. I need to save it. Save.
01:19:24
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So I you know what I did get flipped off yesterday. I was taking some some traffic pictures And some dude just fucking like totally just flipped me off as he went by There it is No, no, I mean we move I let me find this video This video fucked me up What's this is this of the yeah the lady gets the murder or ah murder horn hornet like. Murder hornet hornet sounds like a fucking metal band.
01:20:16
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No. Oh, shit. Yeah, thing is huge.
01:20:25
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well Oh, no, no. yeah Fuck a lot of that. Oh, dude, we got like, man, that's thing about out here, dude. Fuck it. I like.
01:20:42
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I would come out to my truck in the morning and there'll be like a grasshopper that has that's camouflaged as a leaf will be on my tire or he'll be on my windshield or just hanging on my antenna. And then as I'm driving, I'm just cruising on the street. I'm like, I'm like, yeah, enjoy the wind. I see like it's all what like, yeah. its it's like is like bill There's a guy on Instagram that I follow and yet you've seen the video of the the um ah sunflower that sings.
01:21:13
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Mm hmm. Well, he's got one. It's a it's a Frank Mantis hanging on his antenna and he does it singing. It's hilarious. um Let me see if I can find it real quick. This. oh
01:21:33
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You see, jo you see what I said to Josh. Uh uh. What would you send it to check check your message? What's that check? Yeah.
01:21:44
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Sorry, I was looking. I was looking. I got another picture of a snake the other day. I was going to show you that. Oh, yeah, you just showed this.
01:22:00
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Just see some of the spiders I saw in fucking Guam in my and my I mean, like like in like tomorrow, I will try to find a bug to kill and I'll throw it in that web and I'll show you that thing go right to work.
01:22:12
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When you guys were kids, do you ever like put like different insects in like a baby food jar and fucking hope hope they'd fucking go at it and fight? No. doing Dude, we did that in the oil field, man. We had tarantula versus scorpion. Then we had like a bit. We had like some type of freaking beetle. That was like we we captured the beetle in the jar and then and then we put it up against the scorpion. We're like, who will win?
Tarantula Encounter and Tech Issues
01:22:39
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Yeah, dude like gnarly times on the oil field man like like I've and then like I wore my like we're out out in the yard on the oil field and You know because we had no we had no job assignments and so I had my glove on and I saw like a tarantula like oh and the things like about size of my hand Give me ten, you know more or less I'm like, oh man and so I had my hand out, I was kind of getting close and then like I kind of like scooted him on and finally he got on in my hand. And I'm wearing the glove just for protection. It's a leather glove. And I'm like, wow, and he's like just calling around my hand. I'm like, oh, this is so gnarly. And then ah like the guy's recording it on his Snapchat. I'm like, yeah, check it out. That's a big fella.
01:23:32
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No, it's pretty rad, man. Pretty rad. The guy that does these videos, is his name is Craig Miles. It trashes me. Let me just see if I can find it. So do you like that video I sent you, Jeff? Hey, Noelle. um Sure. I just noticed you were in here. Let me, Jeff, let me up. Jeff, let me up, Jeff. I believe, let me up. Let me up.
01:24:00
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Should be like an old school photo of us, like ah one of the guys I am posting a link in the chat again. So Noelle, if you want to pop on up, come on up. Oh, she's already here. Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you guys doing?
01:24:18
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how you don how are you and and So do you do you like a talk a dip person or no? I'm really talkative.
01:24:29
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Yeah, go ahead and talk. or Okay. We got got another staff got about another half hour left. but now he Excuse me. Excuse me. ah i I like to talk a lot. And um can i tell can I tell you about myself? I'm sorry. Sure. Go ahead. Yeah, absolutely. and Is this a place for chilling or not drama?
01:25:00
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um so no we don't do drama we got hey jeff I'm experienced some internet connection. So if you hear me, if you want to yeah yeah take the reins for a moment, Jeff, is this Jeff's channel? No, this is actually, so, so this is the non-technical network. We have a different show every
Family Show Plans and Living Locations
01:25:18
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single night of the week. You've been here before, uh, tonight is the show. but He's, he's moved himself around cause he's having internet connection issues. Yeah.
01:25:30
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Really bad, too. It's so weird. And so so what did you guys do today? Me? I watch YouTube all day. I ive worked for 12 hours.
01:25:49
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And that's good. Excuse me, here Jeff. Jeff, what's your channel? ah Well, I actually do a show called Jeff's Garage.
01:26:04
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Oh, I do a show. called je garage from top car and um I'm actually getting ready to I'm i'm thinking I have to, I have to get approval from the wife, but I want to start doing videos where my kids and I react to laugh videos, like try not to laugh videos.
01:26:26
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we do ask doesn well my my wife business thing about having it's it's It's all about having kids on the internet. My wife is not a fan of having the kids on the internet. Yeah. You might be able to do that like short clips on TikTok.
01:26:44
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Well, no, she got mad the other day. I did a video with Kevin on his birthday. She got all mad at me. She's like, take that video down. I don't like kids being on and on the internet. I'm like, okay.
01:26:57
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She's like, plus that's not funny. And I thought, I thought it was fun. It was, I held up the camera, selfie style. And I was like, and I put in the caption, it was like,
01:27:09
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my son before he got hit by a car. And then I start walking upstairs. I haven't done it yet. Stay tuned.
01:27:16
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like that's so funny you like um funny
01:27:21
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did Did we lose Noelle? Did her did her camera fall? I don't know. No, i yeah I'm here. Okay. So I was checking the Ohio
01:27:38
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Ohio High School football games tonight. Oh, that's right. You're in Ohio, right? No, Ohio.
01:27:50
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No, but where are you located? Ohio. Yeah, we're I'm originally from Ohio. There. I'm from south of Ohio. Where? Where, Jeff? I'm originally from Mansfield.
01:28:07
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Oh, I know where that is. I am, I'm from Mayfield. I know Mayfield area. Yes. I definitely know. Jeff. Why? Why are you asking this question, Jeff, to me? I'm sorry. I'm just, I don't know you. Looking up Ohio football. Yes. Yes. High school football. I'm sorry. I've lived in Cancun for 20 plus years.
01:28:37
Speaker
And where are you at right now? And where are you at right now? I'm sorry, where are you at right now? Mansfield? No, I'm in Cancun, Mexico. And Jeff, why? Why did you move? I'm sorry. My wife's from here. Huh? My wife is from here. All her family's here and all that fun shit. My wife's very, very, very, very, very Mexican.
01:29:08
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the Very, very, very. Yes, very, very much. Do you like Mansfield or no? You like Mansfield? No. Do you like Mansfield better or do you like? I don't like anything about Ohio anymore. Why? I got out of Ohio. Yes, Ohio is boring. There's nothing to do. I'm not doing Ohio. Ohio is the boringest state ever. No, it's not boring.
01:29:39
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How old are you Noah? Huh? How old are you? I guess. You're 20. I said in my 20s. Yes. In my 20s. Sorry. Do your 40. Then see if you still like Ohio.
01:30:01
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her like Why? Why? yeah Because oh Ohio is boring. There's nothing but cornfields. No, it's not Ohio. in Ohio, there's a rule of Ohio. And the rule of Ohio is this. You either live next to a cornfield, can see a cornfield from your house, or are within 100 yards of a cornfield. Period. End of story.
01:30:29
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What? No, that's. That sounds like. That sounds like. That sounds like more than that. How far are you from a cornfield? How far are you from a cornfield? Very far. How far? Guess me.
01:30:46
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I've been doing Jeff. So so je so je so so Jeff, would you would you run through the cornfield and be like, oh, I do it backwards. yeah yeah No, no. The greatest thing about, the only great thing about living near a cornfield is, is paintball wars in cornfields.
01:31:11
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That's, that's fun. But other than that, it's too cold. I don't do cold anymore. Like crystal blue water, man. Yeah. I got the crystal blue water and I got that 10,000 degree heat all day long.
01:31:25
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Which which I don't mind cuz like I could just live in that chill work like work on my tan Brian you come on vacation that doesn't count We're all going to can't come now. Let's go. Oh, dude. Can't coons like what's the long what's what on i yeah yeah ja I Do not live next to a cornfield that's out for How far? How far? It's stupid. But you know where a cornfield is? No. Yeah, you do. You pack a cornfield at least daily. Amish country. Excuse me. It is an Amish country. Which is all of Ohio. Doesn't Amish grow corn? Yep. Winter wheat and corn. That's about it.
01:32:26
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All right. I know, because I used to grow winter wheat and I used to grow corn. What's the difference
Social Dynamics After 40
01:32:32
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between regular wheat and winter wheat? Winter wheat can grow in the winter. Oh, really? Yeah. That makes sense why it's called winter wheat. Yeah, you you literally grow it through the winter. OK. And then you harvest it. I was not aware of that. Yeah. That way, your your field is used all year round. Oh, that makes sense.
01:32:57
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but yeah, i there's nothing to do in Ohio. Not in my forties. It's different when you're in your twenties and stuff because you you know, you got all your friends and stuff. And then you get to the point when, when everybody's got jobs and families and stuff like that, then there's nothing to do. It's hard to make friends after 40. Hey, I've lived here 20 plus years. I don't have friends here. What? I honestly, I don't hang out with anybody here.
01:33:27
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You don't hang out with your neighbor at the Chupacabra? No, I don't hang out with nobody. I have i have one. I had one neighbor that I liked. He was actually really cool. He actually drove. We we used to his nickname was Cobra. My kids called him Cobra because I couldn't say his name. But he he. need replica of co Oh, sweet. shel There's another corner. It's free on YouTube.
01:33:54
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What is it? What's up? The original Children of the Corn is free on YouTube. It's right. I can tell you about 15 links about a bunch of different. No, you're not playing it.
01:34:05
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Now, I'm going to watch that tonight. I'm going to go make me something. Brian, Brian, Brian, can I tell you something? As children of the corn is a true story. Yeah. It took place in Ohio.
01:34:19
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jeff Jeff's old house. Jeff's old house. my backard Please me, is it true or is it not? i mean it no No, it's a story. It's a story the story written by Stephen King.
01:34:38
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like is me ah Excuse me. Why is a lot of people saying it's true a story? It's true. Sure. Some people, some people are just, some people are just so say scream the internet too so but yeah say stupid shit. yeah Now
Health Concerns and Session Wrap-Up
01:34:55
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that I know that it's on YouTube, I am going to go ahead and make me some popcorn and I'm going to go watch that tonight. o no not I hope you get scared, Ryan.
01:35:10
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Yeah, and get nightmares. no No, no, no, no, no. Children of the Corn is one of my favorite movies. I watched that when I was a kid. And then Scary. Yeah, the only the only scary movie, the only scary movie back in the day that really messed me up was Serpent in the Rainbow. That movie, it was all about voodoo. um flowers say remember yeah like I know i't know I'm out. I'm out.
01:35:42
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Yeah, that was the only movie that messed me up, Serpent in the Rainbow. You know what movie I love that I can, the only horror movie that I can watch a million times is Christine. so Hold I have this quiz I gotta take. Christine, that's my overdrive. And I just opened it up. It's only like three questions. So. Okay. um let's take care well Let's take it with you. Let's take it with you. What's the first question?
01:36:11
Speaker
Huh? My internet's messing up so bad. I'm getting a lot of just... Oh, that's okay. What's the first question? Oh, I have no idea. I have to take the quiz. All right. First question. Do some research and write a paragraph about one of the artist's mission this week in the second paragraph. Write your own personal response to the work ah that Explain what you you understand about the work in relation to the aesthetics, conceptual and technical dimensions. Must be two full paragraphs to receive full credit.
01:36:40
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ah Okay, this is question two. What are Sarcosky's five elements in breaking down a paragraph? Create your own bullet points number one. Let me send you a link to chat GGB, Benny.
01:36:57
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No, no, dude, no. No, that's no. That's busted for that now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude, like you've been like we've been instructed to be careful with shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't fuck with jazz. I use it for work all the time, though. Like it writes all my emails. So on YouTube, but it's like you have to buy it or rent it on YouTube, but you can watch it on YouTube. Serpent in the rainbow. You know, is this.
01:37:24
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and my Excuse me, excuse me, Brian. What is this in my head? A pimple? Is it a pimple? Yeah. What is it? It's a pimple. It's a muskill bite. How do you know it's musco by it a It's a pimple. I think it's a pimple, a growing pimple. Oh my god, what is... sure as it matter Is or Brian? on Prime, Brian, for rent. What? No way. Brian! Brian! Brian, come on! And Jeff, what is this in in my head? Is this a pimple? I never know this thing. I don't know.
01:38:13
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um i don't want ah Excuse me, Brian, I do not want to be passing away from this. You're not. How do you know? Go to Brian's house and saw the fucking big ass fuck off spiders. Brian, how do you know it's a pimple? When is that? That's usually how at least we have to know how it forms. Between the two of us, we probably have more pimples than you've had in a while. Is it? Yeah, it's not. Don't worry about it. Yeah, you will. All right, well. Am I?
01:38:48
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And Jeff, am I going to die of it? Is it a cancer or is it not? I'm scared. I'm scared. Yeah, don't worry about it. You're fine.
01:39:05
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How do you know I'm fine? You don't know you don't know cook don't know. You're right. We don't know. We're not doctors. I only play one on TV.
01:39:17
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i only play one in in the bedroom yeah you may both bud
01:39:24
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brian Oh, all right, ladies and gentlemen, everybody out on the audience. I'm going to go and start winding this down. Yeah. Because this quiz is on my head and I need to get rid of it and take it and do all that good stuff. I want to thank Jeff for stopping by. Thanks for stopping by. No, well, it was nice to meet you. If you guys want to go ahead and leave us with a parting message, go right ahead.
01:39:55
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um
01:39:59
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Be cool, be calm, drink bourbon. All right, Jeff. Jeff's like, I don't know, man. Don't eat yellow snow.
01:40:12
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ah don't eat yellow snow Don't eat yellow snow. Mine. Because it could be... It could be... Cream corn. It could be cream of corn snow in a row. Cream of corn.
01:40:27
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Noel, is there any last words you like to say before we exit out of this? The last words I need to say, one is this on my head. is It's just a pimple and I don't want to die. and I don't want to get cancer. Is it? This has never showed up before in my life. and i think it's I think you're growing another year. What do you mean? It was a joke. You're growing another year. Never mind.
01:40:53
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We are very big on sarcasm now. Yes. So I'm just going to say stay lit. Feel your lungs and lounge. Anyway, that was a bad sign off tag. Yes, Noah, go ahead. Are we going to talk after this? No, actually, I am going to shut down the string. I got a couple things I can talk about, Ryan.
01:41:21
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And yeah, you guys, by all means, stay in the backstage. I'm going to drop down and do this quiz. I'm going to run the end credits real quick. And then I'm going to say bye bye because I love all you people and boom.
01:41:47
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This has been a nonsensical network production.