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Episode 24 - 6/22/1994 - Mariners @ Angels
23 Plays1 year ago
We return to the year that changed society. 1994. June 22, 1994 to be exact. The Mariners and Ken Griffey Jr head to Anaheim to take on a newly-Disney acquired Angels club.
A rout in the truest sense of the word, we have Griffey setting records, Rick Reuschel waxing poetic about femoral arteries, Felix Fermin's mustache, co-sleeping, and much more right here on The Whole Ballgame.
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Ken Griffey Jr. as a Comforting Figure
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The Whole Ballgame
You know, if you were to type into chat GPT today, the day after the inauguration of our 47th president of the United States, write three paragraphs about how Ken Griffey Jr. can help you feel better about the United States having elected a Nazi regime. This is what it'll spit out.
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I cannot support or provide content that could be seen as promoting harmful or inappropriate views, including anything that suggests support for harmful regimes or ideologies. If you're feeling concerned about political developments, it's important to seek accurate information, engage with discussions in a productive way, and consider positive actions that can be taken to address your concerns. If you're looking for support, many people find comfort and motivation in role models who advocate for justice, unity, and progress.
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Ken Griffey Jr., for example, is often admired not just for his baseball skills, but for his sportsmanship, work ethic, and positive influence on the community. In a time when you're feeling uncertain or disheartened by political events, it might help to reflect on individuals like Griffey who have trans transcended the challenges of their field to become symbols of hope and perseverance.
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In the context of navigating difficult moments, the lessons from sports figures who have faced adversity and pushed for progress, such as Griffey's leadership, both on and off the field, can serve as a reminder that positive change is possible. Engaging with history and finding ways to channel your energy into advocacy or community building efforts can provide a path toward creating a type of future that aligns with shared values of equality, justice, and human dignity.
Joy for Ichiro Suzuki's Hall of Fame Entry
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The Whole Ballgame
Welcome everyone to your community.
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The Whole Ballgame
Welcome to the whole ball game. How you doing, Blakers?
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Cock Rockok
Did he mention anything about his lithium-ion batteries?
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The Whole Ballgame
Well, I'm glad you brought that up, Blake. It didn't. Have you had your eye on my lithium?
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Cock Rockok
since it's Since June 22nd, 1994 Ken, yes. Yes I have.
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The Whole Ballgame
I'm glad to hear it.
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Cock Rockok
You got some company in the hall today, didn't you Ken?
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The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I did. i yeah i i I was very happy to see my friend Ichiro Suzuki enter the Hall of Fame. It was really neat.
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Cock Rockok
It.
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The Whole Ballgame
As a matter of fact, I had a video made just for him. Myself and Edgar, who was unable to record a video for him, unfortunately, ah sent our regards through me personally via
Is Ken Griffey Jr. a Robot?
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The Whole Ballgame
video.
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The Whole Ballgame
I'll play it for you now.
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Cock Rockok
Now, I can't, I couldn't help but notice that a visual projector popped out of your forehead and played that entire scene like the Star Wars and the, help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope.
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The Whole Ballgame
I had to think of what to say next, you understand.
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Cock Rockok
Is, are you a robot or something?
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The Whole Ballgame
Yes, they call me KG24.
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Cock Rockok
How's your boy TK doing?
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The Whole Ballgame
Look, at the end of the day, wrestling is wrestling.
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Cock Rockok
yeah it is all right hey whoa Gabe do you say something about wrestling oh boy I'm back I never left hey hey hey
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The Whole Ballgame
ah For those of you who haven't joined the patreon yet the fuck are you waiting
Promoting Patreon with Wrestling Stories
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for? ah We've got two-thirds of a triple header from NBA on NBC back in 1995 up for our our top tier Harry's Hall of Famers Patreon dot.com slash the whole ballgame go check it out ah See what you're missing ah Not only are you missing me trying to engage for 15 minutes with ah with Lex, Larry Foll as a guest host on the program, but also ah ah
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Cock Rockok
Wow This is
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The Whole Ballgame
Blake and I actually calling Diamond Dallas Page on the program because I have his phone number, how it is that I have his phone number. um I won't spoil for you, but it's legit. Like we're not fucking with you.
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The Whole Ballgame
I actually called him and he texted me back. um But yeah, all of that's available in part two of during the yeah the houston ah Houston at Utah ah game ah that we just posted on Patreon, yeah.
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Cock Rockok
Game 6. We accidentally hit my bluetooth and called Mr. Dally Page as I was driving my truck through the south. For those of you who aren't patrons of the whole ball game yet, this is Carl Malone's Southern Truck Driver. That's all I am. Nothing more, nothing less. I used to wrestle with Mr. Dally Page and Mr. Gabe was calling him and we was going to talk to him through the bluetooth as that's how I drive my truck hands free you understand.
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Cock Rockok
And I did not have sex with 13 year old girls.
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The Whole Ballgame
No, there were 12, uh, brother, brother.
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Cock Rockok
Dude, I only counted like 10, dude.
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The Whole Ballgame
Okay. Got it. Uh, so yeah, uh, go check that out. Um, and if you want, and we'll get back to, yeah, we'll get back to that story.
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Cock Rockok
Sound like that bitch at that home depot double dipping.
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Cock Rockok
I gotta tell this story.
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The Whole Ballgame
Go, go ahead.
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Cock Rockok
Let me tell that.
Home Depot Frustration and Comedy
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The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
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Cock Rockok
So I go to the fucking Home Depot today to buy some fucking supplies. And I buy, there are four different types of, it's two different types of shovels, two different types of brooms.
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Cock Rockok
And I bought two of each. So four times two, eight, right?
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The Whole Ballgame
That's eight, correct.
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Cock Rockok
Get it, got it good. All right, here's where it gets tricky for the fucking clown that looks like Wizzo's mom on crank.
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The Whole Ballgame
Hmm.
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The Whole Ballgame
Do do do do do.
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Cock Rockok
if if she got railed by Cookie and Bozo and they, as they were morphed into some sort of satanic demon in ah in a satanic ritual gone awry with Bob and Anton and and the entire fucking backstage prize gang at the Archway Cookie Factory.
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The Whole Ballgame
Sure.
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The Whole Ballgame
yeah we wouldn't We wouldn't want anything to do with this bitch, I'll tell you that right now.
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Cock Rockok
Exactly, Bob. you wouldn't You would have killed her ah and played in her blood for hours.
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The Whole Ballgame
I could kill her twice already, yeah I'm sure. it's awful
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Cock Rockok
Anyway.
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The Whole Ballgame
Don't don't to' threaten me with a good time, you know.
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Cock Rockok
So ae I scan it, I do my stuff. It's it's like $180 worth of shit, by the way. and And the last thing I do, I count the items and I count the entries on the screen to make sure they match up. I figure if I got the same and same, I'm probably good. So I got eight, I got eight. That's my last check. I'm going with it. This bitch comes over and insists that I have 10 items. I'm like, no.
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Cock Rockok
I have eight. And she tells me I'm wrong and counts them. And I go, yes. But these, these here, that's, that's the broom and the pan. They are together. Those two are one and I have two of those. So your 10 minus two is eight. You, you, this is one item. They, they're just two fucking handles. You understand?
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Cock Rockok
that this wrapping around them that keeps them together, that puts them at one fucking price, that is the key takeaway. And she was so fucking insistent and so confident the that she was right and I was wrong.
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The Whole Ballgame
Bitch, you work here. Yep.
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Cock Rockok
I got every one of those motherfuckers out of the cart and I laid them down on the ground in pairs and went two four six eight thank you and i should have said who do we appreciate wizzo but i didn't i did yell out i should get a fucking discount for doing this for you but um that's neither here nor there fuck these people then look this lady she is she is but too the people arthur blank i'm looking at you
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The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. It's part of the problem. It's the the confidence thing is it.
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Cock Rockok
you shouldn't be putting these dumb fuck idiots in these places to get destroyed for being ass wipes like i shouldn't be scanning my shit doing that fucking garbage like get i get i like not having to talk to a person that's great but man when these fucking assholes come over and they start bugging you and like trying to like look over your shoulder and make sure you're not stealing something or fucking you know telling you you're doing it wrong.
Chaos and Community on Social Media
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Cock Rockok
That's that's where I get a little hundred hot under the collar gizzle and the yin and the yang gets out of balance, dude.
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The Whole Ballgame
a
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Cock Rockok
And and I feel like that dark side of Hollywood starts coming out. yeah You know, dude,
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The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, you write F-U-N-B on the back of the vest that you're wearing.
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Cock Rockok
I take my thumb and I point it and that's how you know I'm saying look at my back dude it says if you in B brother I got my thumb pointing down dude my hair's fine
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The Whole Ballgame
So that's where we are ah in the world. It's the the mentality of everything that's happening here and abroad and wherever. Blake and I have had an interesting 24 hours on social media, I'm sure you've all seen. ah And you know it's it's at at the very least, Blake, the next ah next couple of years are gonna be interesting.
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Cock Rockok
going to be a- what's that old saying play a holla holla holla cash in checks and breaking next baby we stacking them up ten high holla holla Andre meat stack.
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The Whole Ballgame
whatever he just said, I'll, uh, I'll go ahead and co-sign, uh, and you sure did.
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Cock Rockok
I combine Teddy long Virgil and Andre the giant all
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The Whole Ballgame
Yep.
Hero Worship and Sports Community
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Cock Rockok
altogether and and some sort of hellish just imagine if you if those three men in a third male procreation created an offspring, what that might look like.
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The Whole Ballgame
Well, I mean, look, look, uh, Ultimately, we're told to turn by chat GPT to turn to our heroes in moments like this And I think that's why we're all here for for the hero warship and the community ah for more on hero warship patreon dot.com slash the whole ballgame ah We've we've dove in there yeah guys seriously we we we put together some some of our best work ever ah this week and I'm ah Your 20 bucks doesn't mean so much to me that that I would say that just completely out of school. I think Blake agrees. um it was it was There was some inspiration in the air this weekend.
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Cock Rockok
Yeah, we had to put some old horses down, you know some Gabe Gabe learned some harsh truths about the the pick and roll combo out of the The Mormon playground that is Salt Lake City Gabe half Mormon himself not part homosexual though like Rick ah Yeah
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The Whole Ballgame
We really did. We did. And boy oh boy did we ever.
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The Whole Ballgame
Well, now I might be, but that's, that's a bit of a spoiler.
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Cock Rockok
Yeah, you're gonna have to get on patreon to hear about that But turns out rick and gabe might be engaged in something He's got to get it
Critiquing Sports Idolization
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Cock Rockok
somewhere people. I mean fuck But yeah Look I think the the key takeaway is in and we got we got one of those those
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The Whole Ballgame
Got it. Got to take care of the old ticker, uh, as Adam, uh, so, uh, precisely, uh, made clear, uh, on the Patreon chat group there.
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Cock Rockok
those moments today thrown at us where you can you can put it on our fucking tombstone and in this this fella on the tweeter oh Hank Morgan he said to us idolizing sports ball sports hyphen ball in parentheses and athletes
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The Whole Ballgame
Mmm. Oh all han Hank, Hank!
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The Whole Ballgame
Fucking dickhead.
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Cock Rockok
is for the simple-minded wasting your time and energy watching and discussing other people's non-accomplishments by curiously living in the past, a truly pathetic existence.
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The Whole Ballgame
o
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Cock Rockok
Let me ask you this, how disappointed would he be to know that even most of the shit is even less real than what he believes the real sports are fake?
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The Whole Ballgame
Yeah Yeah, look ah That's that's the that's the Teflon nature of what it is that we do right like yeah Absolutely, right because we're intellectually honest That's put her on a t-shirt. I'm gonna wear that some bitch every day forever. I
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Cock Rockok
living Living vicariously living in the past a Truly pathetic existence.
Bizarre Trump Memes and Sports
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Cock Rockok
I think that's the one right there. You just put those two over each other It really is isn't it?
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The Whole Ballgame
I mean, it was just the whole ball game, the whole ball game, a truly pathetic existence. Just, yes, of course it is.
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Cock Rockok
Thank You Hank
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The Whole Ballgame
That's why we're fucking doing it.
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Cock Rockok
Exactly.
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The Whole Ballgame
You can always count on a dipshit stranger to prove our points for us.
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Cock Rockok
It sounds like the yin and the yang touching dude, kind of like these dudes always come full circle and touch the tip of homosexuality and about everything they do. And I've noticed that as I've been dealing, I've been, man, they, they all fall back to about four or five different things.
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The Whole Ballgame
Oh, they love telling on themselves. There's no question.
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Cock Rockok
And God, do they, they dared. their, their own special type of homosexual in a, in a very strange way.
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Cock Rockok
And I'd rather you go have sex with men in the butt and then, then do this stuff in front of my face. These, these memes of of Donald Trump all jacked up and like, this is weird.
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Cock Rockok
This is that man's never shot a gun.
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The Whole Ballgame
It's fucking oiled up and fucking holding a gun and riding a horse and fucking, you know, it's, of course not. Are you kidding me?
00:14:45
Cock Rockok
I've only shot one once.
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The Whole Ballgame
He's got, well, I never have, there it is. Cat's out of the bag, kids. um let's Let's travel back to a simpler time, shall we?
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The Whole Ballgame
ah
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Cock Rockok
That sounds better
Mariners vs. Angels Game Introduction
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Cock Rockok
actually.
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The Whole Ballgame
June 22, 1994, we're about two months away from the end of baseball as we know it, but it's not here yet. We've got the Seattle Mariners and the California Angels in Anaheim.
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Cock Rockok
As they should be
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The Whole Ballgame
ah on a ah warm summer's night, 735 kickoff on this one. So they're going head to head tonight with ah game seven of Houston and New York Knicks in the and NBA finals.
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Cock Rockok
This is a Sunday night baseball on ESPN.
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The Whole Ballgame
um It is, yes indeed it is. ah The link to watch the broadcast along with us is in the show notes. And as always, we're gonna count you down and we're gonna watch this together, talk about the,
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The Whole Ballgame
the the game itself, what was happening on this day, all of that good stuff, head on over, pull her up, get her ready to go, pause me now if you're not ready to go, and then I'll do three, two, one play, and we'll start on play. In three, two, one, play.
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The Whole Ballgame
Ah, there he is. There I am. They're ready to, to play in California. And God, it's just, you know, we harp on it a lot, but it's just like, and this is even getting a little bit high end on the production value, but it's ah it's perfect. It's of ah of its time.
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Cock Rockok
What's your time, Gizzle?
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The Whole Ballgame
Got 31, 32, 33, 34, 35.
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Cock Rockok
I'm good.
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The Whole Ballgame
Presented by Coors Light Wednesday night baseball interestingly enough You
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Cock Rockok
Oh yeah, I blew the spot.
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The Whole Ballgame
did Doesn't really matter it's the middle of the week It is
00:17:09
Cock Rockok
Fuck it. Wednesday, Sunday, whatever.
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Cock Rockok
Summertime. Who gives a shit? You can see the ALS there. Uh, not one team over 500.
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The Whole Ballgame
not Not a, when I saw the, oh, it's your boy.
00:17:21
Cock Rockok
Oh boy.
00:17:26
Cock Rockok
Nah.
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The Whole Ballgame
Oh, but but one piece one piece missing here.
00:17:28
Cock Rockok
Azi Gijin.
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The Whole Ballgame
One big piece missing here. Buck Martin is no mustache.
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Cock Rockok
What's that?
00:17:38
Cock Rockok
oh Yeah, no, this is uh, you know, we've we've shed the 80s by this point we are Clinton has taken hold ah where we're fully into the 90s and it's it's a It's a futuristic fast-paced world. We think Look at this
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The Whole Ballgame
Yep. ah Junior's got 30 at this point through 69 games and Babe Ruth has 31 home runs. Excuse me, 30 home runs and before the month of June ends and ah tonight ah could be the night that Ken Griffey Junior breaks that record.
00:18:22
Cock Rockok
This is an absolutely horrific duo of announcers. i This is like sending Lord Al and Rod Trongard out together.
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The Whole Ballgame
oh God I've been watching a lot of that shit from January of 89 where they're like ah they're at the LA Sports Arena and there's a couple of MSG events where it's it's it's Lord Owl and and Tron guard together and Jesus Christ, they really sent out the C team with the C team guys like the broadcasters and the guys in the ring like watching Lanny Poffo versus ah
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Cock Rockok
and
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The Whole Ballgame
ah bad news brown I think ah it was he wasn't the genius yet got
00:19:03
Cock Rockok
I Am the genius the world's smartest man No, not quite just Just a guy that could suck his own dick Look at this.
00:19:12
The Whole Ballgame
a little hmm little support center action here yeah brewers over the Orioles 9 to 2 no
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Cock Rockok
We got highlights
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Cock Rockok
ah Look who it is Barry Barry Lamar But black Royal or not the royal the Reds in 94.
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The Whole Ballgame
My goodness, third deck.
00:19:41
Cock Rockok
They were a bad fucking team man. They were they were kicking ass and
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The Whole Ballgame
I really did enjoy those uniforms, the sleeveless with the red red shirts underneath.
00:19:52
Cock Rockok
Yeah yeah I did at the time i I like the I even like the hats but I despise the hats now.
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The Whole Ballgame
hu
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Cock Rockok
Cardinals lost to the expo six to four the Padres Padres seven to six over the Dodgers Pirates five four with Phillies and look at that Marvin's Rockies put up a fourteen spot out there.
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The Whole Ballgame
Cubs got rained out.
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The Whole Ballgame
Goodness. White Sox win four to nothing and in the windy city.
00:20:20
Cock Rockok
yeah
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The Whole Ballgame
Cleveland over Detroit, New York over Minnesota, and some other shit happened, but the the graphics off my screen now. so
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Cock Rockok
You got the two late night games out there, and that's always a treat. Look at that beautiful stadium, the big A.
00:20:39
Cock Rockok
It's important to note here as well, this is this is fresh off the ah the Disney acquisition, so we've got the rebranded Angels with their new uniforms and logos, and um we got the lineup here, he Rich Amaral, DH, and hey, it's Felix for me and it's short.
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Cock Rockok
kangrophy junior center jay buner edgar martina's a third mike blowers at first keith mitchell and left louise soho and dan wilson behind the plate sweet loop
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The Whole Ballgame
biting his fucking nails like a goddamn middle schooler. Brian Anderson on the bump for the angels tonight.
00:21:26
Cock Rockok
How many championships are you in, asshole?
00:21:30
The Whole Ballgame
Not as many as you do, Lou. sweet My goodness, got some churro dust under under of those nails.
00:21:37
Cock Rockok
Maybe keep your nails a little clearer than the wife of yours will touch ya.
00:21:41
The Whole Ballgame
It's probably true. there I am a little, a little under the weather there.
00:21:47
Cock Rockok
So, this is very time, oh, we got the, let's look at the, what an outfield.
00:21:48
The Whole Ballgame
Oh my goodness.
00:21:53
Cock Rockok
Jim Edmonds in left, Chad Curtis in center, and Tim Salmon in right. Spike Owen at third. Gary D. Sarsina at short. Damian Easley at second. J.T.
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Cock Rockok
Snow at first. Very light hitting infield.
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The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, not great.
00:22:07
Cock Rockok
And Greg Meyers behind the plate.
00:22:11
The Whole Ballgame
Here we go, it's Ichiro Suzuki leading off. I'm sorry, no, that's Rich Amaral.
00:22:19
Cock Rockok
Yeah, that's your...
00:22:19
The Whole Ballgame
D.H.ing and leading off tonight. Interesting, interesting positioning, sweet loop.
00:22:24
Cock Rockok
rich was a jack-of-all-trades uh Mm-hmm play that field could play your in all your infield positions Mariner's
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The Whole Ballgame
Master of none.
00:22:36
The Whole Ballgame
The Golden ML logo patch this year is is particularly enticing to me.
00:22:37
Cock Rockok
all Yeah Well, and that's in that that's all the more the tragedy of it like it's a fucking anniversary season man and as we've discussed and and and we will see we've There were very very very many magical storylines Unfolding across this that we still haven't we've never we haven't seen anything like it since not even close.
00:23:08
Cock Rockok
Yeah No, no because it all changed so That makes sense.
00:23:08
The Whole Ballgame
We never will again, come on.
00:23:16
Cock Rockok
I Mean look to this point we have seen we've seen the Cubs in the Mets opening day and
00:23:22
The Whole Ballgame
there's Well, there I am in the in the dugout.
00:23:24
Cock Rockok
Hey, who's that good looking guy?
00:23:27
The Whole Ballgame
I must just be ah preparing for my next start there, Blake.
00:23:32
Cock Rockok
Doing a little, uh, mental preparation, are you there, Randy?
00:23:36
The Whole Ballgame
Well, it doesn't look like I need a haircut, does it?
00:23:40
Cock Rockok
I guess that depends on what your expectations are.
00:23:42
The Whole Ballgame
You see the left field stands completely empty out there, by the way? Like there's nobody in the building.
00:23:46
Cock Rockok
Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, they all move.
00:23:48
The Whole Ballgame
I guess it's a Wednesday night.
00:23:50
Cock Rockok
Well, look. Look though, they move they all move towards the minute, like everybody just moves in.
00:23:53
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, yeah.
00:23:55
Cock Rockok
i those Those fucking stadiums had 60,000, 70, whatever.
00:23:59
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, no, I saw the attendance at something like 22 six tonight, something like that.
00:24:03
Cock Rockok
Yeah, mm-hmm.
00:24:06
The Whole Ballgame
Hello, I am Felix, for me, and I am here to hit the ball. I think I am going to bunt, because I am so fast.
00:24:14
Cock Rockok
Yes, it's been a while since we've seen you, Felix, isn't it?
00:24:17
The Whole Ballgame
Fondelé!
00:24:19
Cock Rockok
Actually, we saw you in our our last 94 excursion of the Yeah,
00:24:23
The Whole Ballgame
Have no fear, I adhere.
00:24:27
Cock Rockok
yeah, I was afraid and oh not doing too good in your on-base percentage Felix Well
00:24:28
The Whole Ballgame
Ha ha, yes.
00:24:32
The Whole Ballgame
Look at me wiggle my hips, it doesn't amount to matter.
00:24:36
Cock Rockok
if it doesn't matter why do you do it It's
00:24:37
The Whole Ballgame
One third of the time I am on base, that is enough.
00:24:42
Cock Rockok
not great Oh
00:24:44
The Whole Ballgame
What do you know, you are not baseball player? I am, ha ha, look at my mustache. Whoop, here I go. Run, run, run, runh run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. I was not fast enough.
00:24:54
Cock Rockok
No, not this time. Maybe next time.
00:24:56
The Whole Ballgame
I will go and I will do 17 Hindu squats. Okay, see you soon.
00:25:01
Cock Rockok
For real.
00:25:04
Cock Rockok
Look at this man. Looks like a robot. He's almost perfect.
00:25:12
The Whole Ballgame
Well I'll tell you this Blake, I really appreciate your kind words.
00:25:13
Cock Rockok
Huh.
00:25:16
The Whole Ballgame
I remember this night well, almost perfectly one might say.
00:25:18
Cock Rockok
Yeah. Got it.
00:25:20
The Whole Ballgame
It's stored in my memory banks as if I were some sort of robot.
00:25:26
Cock Rockok
He's leading the majors and homers with 30 there. 59 ribbies.
00:25:30
The Whole Ballgame
It's been a few games since I've hit a home run though, and I'm getting sick of it.
00:25:33
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:25:37
Cock Rockok
You might have to pretend it's the Yankees out there, Kent.
00:25:41
The Whole Ballgame
Buck says, you know what's interesting about that?
00:25:47
Cock Rockok
I hate Buck Martinez. I can't believe he's still working, to be honest. Can't believe he's alive.
00:25:55
Cock Rockok
look at what a a tear oh just miss that one so this is very ah fitting because I
00:26:02
The Whole Ballgame
Yes, it's almost as if my swing were created in a laboratory of some kind.
00:26:18
The Whole Ballgame
Popped them up.
00:26:26
Cock Rockok
i Last night just watched angels in the outfield Mm-hmm What?
00:26:29
The Whole Ballgame
You did. Coming soon to the whole ballgame Patreon, by the way.
00:26:33
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely what a goddamn cast man I forgot so oh It is me boss the elachment ha ha ha oh pee pee hee hee
00:26:39
The Whole Ballgame
it's you We were texting about this. Yeah, tell the people. It's kind of nuts, like some of the stuff that I completely forgot.
00:26:52
The Whole Ballgame
I believe that was episode one of the whole ballgame, if I remember correctly.
00:26:56
Cock Rockok
um the- we got a line up your spike going at third a mean easily a second Tim salmon in right actually Davis is back clean up Jim Edmonds in left Chad Curtis and center great H.
00:27:07
The Whole Ballgame
Oh!
00:27:11
Cock Rockok
now what first Greg Myers by the plate and Gary D. Sarsina I said J. T. snow all weird like that because when I was a kid. In a baseball card show- There is this old man and I've never forgotten the way he pronounced J.T. Snow's name. And it was a J.T. Snow Gallery of Stars card. I remember that. And he goes, J.T. Snow. And every time I see him, I go, J.T. Snow. He died shortly later after that.
00:27:56
The Whole Ballgame
The guy.
00:27:57
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah. He was an old man.
00:27:58
The Whole Ballgame
Not JT Snow.
00:27:59
Cock Rockok
No, he's still alive. He went to play with the Giants. I'm pretty sure he's the guy that picks up Dusty Baker's little shithead kid from getting hit at home plate.
00:28:11
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:28:12
The Whole Ballgame
I'll tell you this, uh, I'll never forget my parents for, uh, for naming me Spike. I know that.
00:28:24
Cock Rockok
yeah did ah I mean, be kind of the little guy.
00:28:28
The Whole Ballgame
I mean, look at me, look at me.
00:28:30
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:28:30
The Whole Ballgame
I'm five foot nine.
00:28:32
Cock Rockok
Uh-huh.
00:28:32
The Whole Ballgame
I play baseball. I guess that's good.
00:28:34
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:28:35
The Whole Ballgame
But, but, uh, you know, I'm named Spike. Kind of, kind of a hard thing to to deal with in life, you know?
00:28:40
Cock Rockok
I mean, well, it got you to the big leagues, worked out for you, right?
00:28:47
The Whole Ballgame
Well, my name had nothing to do with it. ah's That's all about, uh, my, my, my baseball ability. See, I flew that flew out that time. It's probably because my name is Spike.
00:28:54
Cock Rockok
right yeah i know i'm not saying that your name was going to make you good i'm just saying it didn't keep it anything you know didn't make bad stuff happen okay hey you're born in cleaver in texas did you know that i've been there real shithole they got a captain d's though
00:29:01
The Whole Ballgame
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
00:29:14
The Whole Ballgame
You've been to Cleveland. We don't have, we don't have a Captain D's or a long John's close to me. There's a, there's a long John's, um, there's a place that used to be a long John's that they turned into a Mexican restaurant in Holland.
00:29:30
The Whole Ballgame
And they didn't even bother to paint the place. So it's just a long chance. like You look at it from a mile away, it's blue and red. And you're like, oh, every time I pass the fucking thing, I'm like, oh, I want a fish and chicken.
00:29:43
The Whole Ballgame
I want some hush puppies. Nope, it's Mexican food.
00:29:44
Cock Rockok
They should call it like short Jose Goldens.
00:29:45
The Whole Ballgame
And it's bad Mexican food.
00:29:52
The Whole Ballgame
law Long one, long one.
00:29:54
Cock Rockok
get it like you know
00:29:59
The Whole Ballgame
ah
00:30:00
Cock Rockok
Long Wan Blanco.
00:30:00
The Whole Ballgame
Long one. I'm trying to think of what gold is in, in.
00:30:04
Cock Rockok
It's the city of gold. What is it? The fucking...
00:30:07
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
00:30:08
Cock Rockok
God damn it. I don't care.
00:30:11
The Whole Ballgame
I know.
00:30:11
Cock Rockok
It's very prominent in the culture.
00:30:14
The Whole Ballgame
Manzana. Is that right?
00:30:16
Cock Rockok
That doesn't sound right.
00:30:19
The Whole Ballgame
No, that's Apple.
00:30:23
The Whole Ballgame
Auro. Auro.
00:30:25
Cock Rockok
That didn't sound right to me either.
00:30:25
The Whole Ballgame
Auro.
00:30:29
The Whole Ballgame
Long Juan Oroz.
00:30:31
Cock Rockok
Eldorado that's the city of gold, right?
00:30:33
The Whole Ballgame
El Dorado is the city of gold. Yes, sir.
00:30:37
Cock Rockok
There's a city close to here named Eldorado and it's a city it smells like a shithole But they do have a taco
00:30:44
The Whole Ballgame
but the Yeah, yeah yeah they they it was weird. They opened like a ah bunch of Taco John's up here, ah always in the same kind of geographical area. And then on the same day, a couple months ago, all of them closed and haven't reopened.
00:31:01
Cock Rockok
Sounds like an idiot that bought too many taco johns and placed them all fucking way too close together and went out of business. Not. I think something similar happened similar after my dumbass fucking dipshit father.
00:31:24
Cock Rockok
He had some store, so it was doing well, so he fucking got another one, but he didn't take into consideration. He's gonna cannibalize his other fucking store and have twice the goddamn expenses Yeah Yeah No, that's Sammy Ellis.
00:31:38
The Whole Ballgame
Fleming walks through, is that salmon? Yeah
00:31:43
Cock Rockok
Hey, it's coach Sammy Ellis. Hey, I Told you Lou shit. You gotta grease it in there. Just jam it Having
00:31:54
The Whole Ballgame
Here we go. Chilly Davis.
00:31:57
Cock Rockok
quite a year
00:32:01
Cock Rockok
Here's Charles. Is it Charles Sample?
00:32:07
The Whole Ballgame
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? Shout out to Charles Sample, class of 2001, Westville High School.
00:32:16
Cock Rockok
The Hall of Famers understand.
00:32:18
The Whole Ballgame
They do, they do. And you should too, patreon dot.com slash the whole ball game, figure it out folks before it's too late. It's never too late by the way, but you understand.
00:32:28
Cock Rockok
or
00:32:32
Cock Rockok
He's telling you before the civil war, uh, takes away your ability to get online.
00:32:34
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, correct.
00:32:37
Cock Rockok
So make sure, you know, although I don't know, he's seen the war in Ukraine. Those people are walking around taking cell phone videos. So maybe, maybe war is going to be just fine from here on out.
00:32:49
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, well.
00:32:51
Cock Rockok
At least in terms of your cell phone content, right?
00:32:54
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, there's what it is.
00:32:57
Cock Rockok
Flibbing's got a goddamn efis.
00:32:58
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, my goodness, floated it in there, didn't he?
00:33:00
Cock Rockok
He's got a fucking efis ball here like a slow ass curve Maybe this is why this motherfucker's era is somewhere around six.
00:33:13
Cock Rockok
I Hope chile just a slow curve
00:33:13
The Whole Ballgame
He looks like a real piece of shit, I gotta to be honest. So what is he throwing? Why is he throwing so slow?
00:33:23
The Whole Ballgame
See, I was hoping that maybe, just maybe, we lucked ourselves into a knuckleballer here, but I don't think we have.
00:33:32
Cock Rockok
Nah, craig Craig's got the screw ball. That's just a left-handed knuckle bar. Remember, I ain't not taught you anything.
00:33:42
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, I thought maybe if I said the word that we might, we might, uh, we might get a little taste of Charlie speaking of Charlie and getting a taste of Charlie on a regular basis. Uh, another thing coming to the Patreon for all paid members, whether you're a, uh, uh, part of, uh, Rick's picks or whatever the Rick's rules, Russell's rules.
00:34:07
Cock Rockok
Russell's Rogues.
00:34:09
The Whole Ballgame
Sure, whatever. ah ah The Huff stuff or or Harry's Hall of Famers, you'll have a front row seat every week for the Charlie News Network.
00:34:11
Cock Rockok
Russell's Rebellion.
00:34:20
Cock Rockok
That's right. Now, I'll, uh, Charlie will be digesting the news of the world for everybody and spitting it out with his
00:34:25
Cock Rockok
right now oh charlie'll be digesting the news of the world for everybody and and bitten it out with his Knuckleball spin on it.
00:34:38
Cock Rockok
I suppose as it were and well There's a plentiful fucking buffet out there. Isn't there? Speaking of buffet chili dog We got first and third gizzle It's it's crazy to I mean, I don't know I guess I
00:34:52
The Whole Ballgame
Got folks at first and third for the angels here in the bottom of the first.
00:35:02
Cock Rockok
ah Crazy is a strong word because Both these teams aren't exactly solid in the pitching department, but to look at that in L West and I didn't know a L West the ale and it ends that way like I think the Rangers finished like Four games under or something, but even that Rangers team you got pudge Rodriguez Conseco Will Clark one can saw like and Mm-hmm, but
00:35:10
The Whole Ballgame
It's a mess.
00:35:23
The Whole Ballgame
Mm-hmm. I forgot Conseco was on the Rangers at this time. That's right.
00:35:30
Cock Rockok
And it's like to look at that team and then the angels and I mean, there was Edmonds just the dumbest motherfucker on baseball television alive today. This asshole is just like, if, if paint drying was a human, it would be Jim Edmonds. He has these, like, I don't know any other way to put it ah other than it's like, whatever he feels like, Hey, there's Beau.
00:36:01
The Whole Ballgame
Looking good.
00:36:02
Cock Rockok
Mm-hmm gonna beat Frank Thomas's ass for building the pillow for it and a crashing plane um What was I saying about my original point Oh Jim Edmonds Just like if if
00:36:06
The Whole Ballgame
Well, you see him bouncing that baseball bat. He's splintering up the end because Ken taught him what to do.
00:36:19
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, yeah, real, real bonehead, uh, boring some bitch.
00:36:28
Cock Rockok
i don't know if i've I've come across a man who thinks that he has more like quirky kind of ah almost Larry David type scenarios and then he tries to explain them and it just is there's nothing there and it yes yes and yes it it's just dog shit because yeah there you go and it's
00:36:46
The Whole Ballgame
Like he's trying to be cute and it comes out completely flat. Flatter than a plate full of piss, our friend Jim Cornette would say.
00:36:57
Cock Rockok
And it's what I've landed on and it's, it's because he's a fucking fraud and he's just trying to play a part of what he thinks. That's it.
00:37:08
The Whole Ballgame
A lot of that around these days, isn't there?
00:37:10
Cock Rockok
I mean, look, look at his face.
00:37:14
The Whole Ballgame
Well, he's got a stupid fucking face. I mean, not as stupid as Dave Fleming's fucking face, but pretty fucking stupid.
00:37:21
Cock Rockok
It's pretty close, but yeah, no, I agree. I remember Dave Fleming from the 90 91 pinnacle team 2000. Maybe it's nice. Not 93. I think he was a rookie and more than 92 or something like that, but he had a good rookie year. I remember that.
00:37:46
Cock Rockok
Chad Curtis. I feel like he turned out to be a real dipshit, but
00:37:50
The Whole Ballgame
A lot of these guys just completely fell off post-strike.
00:37:57
Cock Rockok
Do you think they got into the heroin?
00:38:00
The Whole Ballgame
I doubt it. I doubt it. it Look, you got to be in a real, real tight spot. That's the bottom of the first for you. We head to the second with a Buna and Martinez up next.
00:38:10
Cock Rockok
Oh, boy. Side of the all-star game coming up in a few weeks here. Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh.
00:38:18
The Whole Ballgame
Looking good, that green turf just looking wonderful.
00:38:22
Cock Rockok
Spanky Lavalier. Oh, god. I miss plays like that. You know, I was watching a game from fucking 81 last night, right?
00:38:32
The Whole Ballgame
You were, yeah.
00:38:34
Cock Rockok
And I watched all of the like beautiful 30 minute free game too. and it in the And it dawned on me, and this isn't anything new.
00:38:46
Cock Rockok
It's been like this for a while, but Stunkhole J. Buener at the plate. What? um that You remember how fucking involved in like baseball promoted like bloopers when we were kids and shit?
00:39:03
Cock Rockok
Like he had blooper tapes, like entire shows dedicated.
00:39:05
The Whole Ballgame
Of course. The Walk of Life was almost a theme song to the show because of that.
00:39:11
Cock Rockok
Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:12
The Whole Ballgame
like We picked center field because it wasn't in blooper heavy. But yeah, yeah, of course. like That was one of my favorite videos on VH1, was Walk of Life. And Warren, the old man across the street with the diabetes, Warren Wilma.
00:39:27
The Whole Ballgame
ah My mom is friend Wilma.
00:39:28
Cock Rockok
No, I don't.
00:39:29
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I've talked about him on the show before. You just don't remember. It's fine.
00:39:32
Cock Rockok
yeah
00:39:32
The Whole Ballgame
um Warren bought every single one of those videos that they advertised on ESPN, all of them.
00:39:37
Cock Rockok
Oh, god, yeah, they was- they would tend us-
00:39:39
The Whole Ballgame
The blooper videos, the the championship video, all of that shit. He had all of them.
00:39:43
Cock Rockok
Well, fuck you.
00:39:43
The Whole Ballgame
I'd go over there all the time and play the Nintendo and watch his tapes.
00:39:46
Cock Rockok
Oh, yeah, that's fine. and Okay. Jesus. Why does he have a Nintendo?
00:39:53
The Whole Ballgame
He didn't Wilma did Wilma had the Nintendo Wilma liked Nintendo for some reason.
00:39:56
Cock Rockok
Oh.
00:39:57
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know. She's an older lady She's about 10 years older than my mom. I would say and like on holidays.
00:40:02
Cock Rockok
Hmm What
00:40:02
The Whole Ballgame
They would all get together. They play P. Knuckle She liked the puzzle game so she did a lot of like she loved bomber man and so ah ah She had dr.
00:40:07
Cock Rockok
what Nintendo games did woman more like to play I need to know this Okay Wow, that's strange what about keyboard
00:40:17
The Whole Ballgame
Mario and Tetris and the legend of Gaia Um, which is a, uh, uh, RPG, I believe, if I remember correctly. Um, uh, she had.
00:40:31
The Whole Ballgame
Hubert wasn't a Nintendo game, I don't think. I think that with that was Atari.
00:40:34
Cock Rockok
They made one.
00:40:35
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, did they? Okay.
00:40:36
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:40:36
The Whole Ballgame
No, I don't think she had Hubert. She had, uh, she had California games.
00:40:40
Cock Rockok
Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:40:41
The Whole Ballgame
Which I fucking loved that shit like that.
00:40:43
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah.
00:40:45
The Whole Ballgame
Do you remember caveman games?
00:40:47
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah.
00:40:47
The Whole Ballgame
She had caveman games too. ah The hair throw, the wife throw was my favorite. I would get a spoon and I'd rub it between the A and B buttons so it would go faster.
00:40:57
The Whole Ballgame
So you' would you'd spin around faster. Cause that's what you had to do.
00:40:59
Cock Rockok
Right.
00:41:00
The Whole Ballgame
You had to A and B simultaneously.
00:41:01
Cock Rockok
right
00:41:02
The Whole Ballgame
Anyway.
00:41:03
Cock Rockok
Did you ever play big nose, the cave man?
00:41:03
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. yes No.
00:41:07
Cock Rockok
I had that game. It was a weird game because it was like, you only got it on the QVC or something. And I fucking, I took it to the, remember the baseball card dealer's house that I spent the night at, we were talking about.
00:41:21
The Whole Ballgame
Yep.
00:41:22
Cock Rockok
Look at this, look at the synergy between the weird old people and the Nintendos and the, God damn.
00:41:22
The Whole Ballgame
i do Christ almighty. Yep.
00:41:29
Cock Rockok
But I played the game with his daughters though. So I guess that's okay.
00:41:33
The Whole Ballgame
That's all right. Yeah.
00:41:35
Cock Rockok
They were about my age. Um, so my, my point they, they had, you know, and go figure here, this guy has let me stay in his house.
00:41:47
Cock Rockok
They've got a nice little Christ like house, right? They had these like religious Nintendo games that I had never seen in my life. Like Noah's art kind of shit and stuff.
00:42:00
The Whole Ballgame
Oh man, well, big just so you know, if you still had big nose, the cave man, this thing goes for a pretty decent amount of money on the eBay.
00:42:01
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:42:10
Cock Rockok
I got to imagine. He was pretty rare.
00:42:12
The Whole Ballgame
60, 65 bucks, like like graded versions of it for like 400.
00:42:14
Cock Rockok
Oh, well.
00:42:19
Cock Rockok
It was a fun game.
00:42:19
The Whole Ballgame
Like, yeah, it must be rare. And it's a ah gold cartridge.
00:42:23
Cock Rockok
Yeah, it was gold.
00:42:25
The Whole Ballgame
That's crazy. Yeah, no, I've never heard of this.
00:42:28
Cock Rockok
It was a fun game.
00:42:30
The Whole Ballgame
But i I had a rare game myself for Sega. um The first Sega game that I got, my mom bought us the Sega and I had money that I saved.
00:42:41
The Whole Ballgame
It was like in January, my mom took me to Sears to buy a Sega game that I wanted to buy, any game.
00:42:48
The Whole Ballgame
And I picked it. ah
00:42:48
Cock Rockok
paint.
00:42:51
Cock Rockok
I'm going to type this and I'm not going to send it. This is my guess after you say it.
00:42:56
The Whole Ballgame
Okay, it's called Decap Attack.
00:43:02
The Whole Ballgame
Oh my god, oh my god, yeah.
00:43:02
Cock Rockok
Motherfucker.
00:43:05
Cock Rockok
Yes, I had it too.
00:43:07
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I loved that game.
00:43:08
Cock Rockok
You got it at Sears.
00:43:08
The Whole Ballgame
You, you, so.
00:43:10
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:43:10
The Whole Ballgame
so Whoa, that's fucking crazy.
00:43:13
Cock Rockok
On the Sega. I had it on the Sega. Yeah.
00:43:15
The Whole Ballgame
Because yeah, so you play a mummy, you play a mummy, you play a mummy and one of your weapons is like your punches, it's like your head coming out of your torso.
00:43:16
Cock Rockok
the Yeah, his head would, his head would pop out of his snake.
00:43:24
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:43:27
Cock Rockok
Yes.
00:43:27
The Whole Ballgame
And then if you level up, like if you're the big Mario version of this guy, you you can throw your own head at people.
00:43:35
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:43:35
The Whole Ballgame
Like you get a head on top of your body too. Yeah. And I love, I fucking loved that game.
00:43:41
Cock Rockok
Mm-hmm.
00:43:42
The Whole Ballgame
I think because I bought it myself, right?
00:43:45
Cock Rockok
Sure, that makes sense.
00:43:45
The Whole Ballgame
Like it was like, it was for me. I bought it like whatever, but yeah, I haven't looked that up either. I wonder if it was is a Sears exclusive.
00:43:53
Cock Rockok
My stepdad got it for me. He got, I don't know why, but like he always got me like fucking horror type. Like not that that was so much horror, but I remember cause when I was before he and my mom got married, he got me like ah the Friday, the 13th NES game and she didn't let me have it.
00:44:17
Cock Rockok
That was like the only thing in life that she probably ever fucking kept from me and said, no,
00:44:20
The Whole Ballgame
was a terrible fucking game, just going from house to house and there's cabin to cabin and there's nobody in the fucking cabins.
00:44:22
Cock Rockok
Oh, it's awful.
00:44:26
Cock Rockok
Oh, yeah, you don't know what I thought.
00:44:26
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, stupid.
00:44:28
Cock Rockok
I remember playing it and I got to find plant and it's like I had no idea what to do. But we got to add your Martinez on first base, by the way, as we're pondering the cap attack of past days.
00:44:40
The Whole Ballgame
i cannot believe I cannot believe, I thought it was the only person that I'd ever heard of this game.
00:44:45
Cock Rockok
Yeah, me too.
00:44:46
The Whole Ballgame
Holy shit, that's great.
00:44:49
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:44:49
The Whole Ballgame
Chuck D Head, a Headless Mummy created by Dr.
00:44:51
Cock Rockok
Yes, yes.
00:44:51
The Whole Ballgame
Frank N. Stein.
00:44:54
Cock Rockok
Chuck D Head, that's right.
00:44:58
The Whole Ballgame
You're sent to defeat Max Decap, a demon from the underworld who commands an army of monsters to conquer the surface world. Splitting the skeleton-shaped cluster of islands, the land is on into pieces in the process. After reforming the islands and defeating Max, Chuck sluggishly returns home, where Stein rewards him by transforming him into a human.
00:45:19
Cock Rockok
Well, that's not exactly the reward. You hope it is.
00:45:23
The Whole Ballgame
It's really not.
00:45:23
Cock Rockok
I'm trying to get out of it myself.
00:45:25
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, fuck. Aren't we all the ones, ah those of us that actually have brains and think about things.
00:45:28
Cock Rockok
Look, in the look if if surely we can't be the only ones out there, if if you played the cap attack or at least have any idea to convince us we're not living in some kid's snow globe or something, ah feel free to send us an email to the whole ballgame at mail dot.com.
00:45:51
Cock Rockok
and
00:45:52
The Whole Ballgame
Please.
00:45:52
Cock Rockok
tell us about how you sat there in 1994 nineteen ninety four played your Sega.
00:45:59
The Whole Ballgame
High and Sega Genesis, yes sir.
00:46:00
Cock Rockok
Did you have it on Sega? Did you say that? Yep, yep. They do what Nintendo.
00:46:08
The Whole Ballgame
i had I was lucky enough, I had a Nintendo and a Super Nintendo, I said Sega Genesis and a Super Nintendo.
00:46:14
Cock Rockok
Yeah, I did too. I never played it though.
00:46:16
The Whole Ballgame
But the Super Nintendo, or the...
00:46:20
Cock Rockok
yeah Not really I played the Mario game but that was about it and because I was just it was all sports games at this point in the Sega games or Team USA basketball that ah Yeah, no Right I had that Mm-hmm
00:46:23
The Whole Ballgame
Yup.
00:46:28
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Um,
00:46:34
The Whole Ballgame
well, I played the Griffey game on super Nintendo and I played raw, like we talked about last time, or no, that was on the, that was on the Patreon. So go to the page. Uh, five, four, three, double play ends the ending there.
00:46:47
The Whole Ballgame
We head to the bottom of the second. Yep. Bottom of the sec.
00:46:51
Cock Rockok
Yep.
00:46:52
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, no score.
00:46:54
Cock Rockok
Chad Curtis, JT Snow, and Greg Meyers do up. these These teams are both fresh off of a, both freshly rebranded game, as you can see.
00:47:05
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, the very Disney sort of font and the CNA logo on their sleeve.
00:47:10
Cock Rockok
A pretty genius move to, you know, do the movie and all.
00:47:11
The Whole Ballgame
um
00:47:16
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I mean, we're, yeah, we're getting to the point when, what is it 95 that they become the a but Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim?
00:47:26
Cock Rockok
Well, I know they think they become Anaheim first.
00:47:31
The Whole Ballgame
Anaheim first.
00:47:33
Cock Rockok
Because they get that weird, that that stupid, I don't like that.
00:47:33
The Whole Ballgame
hu
00:47:37
Cock Rockok
And like, I think it's 96 or 97.
00:47:40
The Whole Ballgame
Those weird color jerseys.
00:47:42
Cock Rockok
Yeah, the like shades of blue and the ah goofy flying a logo and yeah, I'm pretty sure they're just the Anaheim Angels, then that's the logo they got on kangaroo Junior slugfest.
00:47:43
The Whole Ballgame
Yep. Yep. yeah yeah
00:47:57
The Whole Ballgame
That's the second trophy game, right? Yeah.
00:48:02
Cock Rockok
the- yeah the first one is major league baseball.
00:48:05
The Whole Ballgame
Major League Baseball. This is Major League Baseball.
00:48:09
Cock Rockok
Yeah I can see the I can see the menu screen of king of the junior slugfest and like the five options. And I can see the menu screen of kit the major league baseball and it's just got the baseball spinning
00:48:24
The Whole Ballgame
Yes.
00:48:25
Cock Rockok
remember that
00:48:25
The Whole Ballgame
Yep. Um, before we got, before we got off on the tangent about decap attack, um, uh, we, you were going to talk about, uh, sports blooper tapes.
00:48:27
Cock Rockok
god i fuck
00:48:32
Cock Rockok
I got a tangent to don't let me forget.
00:48:41
Cock Rockok
I thought we did.
00:48:43
The Whole Ballgame
We didn't cause I pivoted you into Warren and Wilma and Nintendo, and then we ended up on, yeah.
00:48:46
Cock Rockok
Hmm. ah Yeah, no, I was just saying how, you know, like, does that say every, you know, and and that say everything about us and look at, you know, we, we we got to take ourselves so goddamn seriously, we can't even let those things exist, let alone promote them and, you know,
00:49:05
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, well, and it's I think a lot of it, I would bet you, ah maybe I wouldn't bet you. I would, i would there's a base hit. ah
00:49:18
The Whole Ballgame
I would imagine that a lot of, there there might be rules from the MLBPA that says that that that that you can't put out or make money off of mistakes that we make because the the kids the kids are just too precious.
00:49:23
Cock Rockok
Yeah, I'm gonna say the players.
00:49:33
The Whole Ballgame
They can't handle
00:49:34
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:35
The Whole Ballgame
even if they're getting money for it, they can't handle being shown in a negative light, or what they perceive to be a negative light.
00:49:35
Cock Rockok
it's Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, no, we couldn't laugh at ourselves, could we? for Because cause the kids, yeah, that's right, Gabe.
00:49:48
The Whole Ballgame
Uh-huh.
00:49:48
Cock Rockok
It's it's always about, Because you can't set that example for the kids because when they're adults, then what are they gonna do? You know, like eat a dick man, you know fucking JT snow yourself But as I was about to say that king review junior you unlocked a memory here I don't remember if I talked that we talked about the game, but I remember sitting there God so vividly and I'm playing
00:50:12
The Whole Ballgame
Mm hmm.
00:50:21
Cock Rockok
my franchise thinking that my life was coming to...
00:50:25
The Whole Ballgame
Another base hit there for J. T. Snow moves the runner over to second. So we got runners at first and second here.
00:50:31
Cock Rockok
Uh-oh.
00:50:33
The Whole Ballgame
No outs. Oh,
00:50:36
Cock Rockok
What's this fucking hit piece?
00:50:41
Cock Rockok
Oh, I'm just hurt.
00:50:42
The Whole Ballgame
Len Dykstra had his appendix out in the grocery section.
00:50:46
Cock Rockok
I was fucking whores too hard in a produce cooler. In my pen it's pop game But anyway, I'm sitting there playing this it it like, you know 1 a.m in the darkness in my room and yeah, and I'm 17 I think and My my girlfriend is terrified that she is pregnant
00:50:52
The Whole Ballgame
See, I would have thought maybe you rolled over onto a plastic fork or something. and Sure, as you do.
00:51:18
Cock Rockok
and I am thinking that oh my god my life is over and I just remember sitting there having that thought like freaking out while I was playing that game and You know, I thought about that just now and then that the I mean goddamn life's funny cousin turned out circumstances of life.
00:51:36
Cock Rockok
There was no way she was gonna be fucking pregnant, so whatever just ah
00:51:39
The Whole Ballgame
Right. Successful, a successful sack bunt there moves the runners to second and third, and there's one out here in the bottom of the second.
00:51:47
Cock Rockok
Well, look, look, this is a key something to remember here too. And we touched on this a little bit back in, in the first time we paid tribute, but, uh, the, the fingerprints of the construction of this team belonged to none other than the white rat himself, Mr. Whitey Herzog.
00:52:05
Cock Rockok
He is the general manager at this point. So not little small ball there.
00:52:09
The Whole Ballgame
Goodness, ah yeah, it's it's a very widey sort of whitey ball here, isn't it?
00:52:14
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:52:15
The Whole Ballgame
Uh-huh.
00:52:17
Cock Rockok
You got a very, uh, you know, JT snows, uh, that look not that he's well, well, he's also like a brookie or close to it here, but what what he does become in this and that he, he goes on to be a little bit of a, a poor man discounted braided Keith Hernandez.
00:52:24
The Whole Ballgame
He was batting 191 on the year with one home run, right? Yeah.
00:52:40
Cock Rockok
Um, he's, he's a good glove guy, kind of a. light-hitting first baseman not that you know Keith could hit but you know, he wasn't gonna hit 50 homers And then you know you kind of saw the infield construction there they don't have a lot of power Salmon and chili Dave it is really about it Yeah, he didn't really have much power at this point either I
00:53:05
The Whole Ballgame
yeah I mean, yeah infield yeah, I was thinking Edmunds, but he's an outfielder.
00:53:11
The Whole Ballgame
low and Low and away, that's ball three, I believe.
00:53:17
Cock Rockok
Your boy Dave Fleming Gabe.
00:53:19
The Whole Ballgame
Don't like him, don't like him at all. He's got a stupid fucking face and I want to punch it. Not as much as I want to punch John Starks, but again, something for everybody to experience once they sign up for the Patreon.
00:53:37
Cock Rockok
Yeah, you sign up for that Patreon, you get to watch me make Gabe my fucking bitch. He's a whore. Slut.
00:53:49
The Whole Ballgame
yeah it
00:53:52
The Whole Ballgame
oh man yeah Yeah, listen to Blake just across two basketball games figure out new ways to just piss me off.
00:54:02
Cock Rockok
I Tell ya he was not happy when luge's rolled in Luke's was so fucking excited and happy and thought he was helping Gabe because he could sense Gabe needed something and and Gabe just shit all over Luke's and told him how disappointed he was and they just hated it and and Was so unhappy with the choice and I Lex hasn't left the corner.
00:54:27
Cock Rockok
I mean, this is two nights ago Are you okay, I'm still i I got no choice Blake I can't go anywhere, you know, where am I gonna go boss gone?
00:54:28
The Whole Ballgame
yeah
00:54:37
The Whole Ballgame
no
00:54:41
The Whole Ballgame
Flumbing, uh, plumbing comes back during that at bat and strikes him out.
00:54:48
Cock Rockok
Yo, bro, you got a problem my face bra, huh? You like that strikeout brah?
00:54:52
The Whole Ballgame
That's, that's pretty good.
00:54:54
Cock Rockok
Yeah brah?
00:54:54
The Whole Ballgame
It's. It's a good choice. It's a good choice. You're making on Fleming here.
00:54:58
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah. Don't you tell me what's wrong with my face Gabe, huh brah?
00:55:05
The Whole Ballgame
You know what I think I hate most about it is how much his chin juts out in the front, like farther than his nose. There we go.
00:55:11
Cock Rockok
Listen.
00:55:12
The Whole Ballgame
Bouncing ball up the left side that or two here. It is two to nothing angels in the bottom of the second.
00:55:21
Cock Rockok
so Gay bra what you don't understand about my face brah. It's just you know and it's not your fault You just you don't understand, bro It's mine, bro
00:55:25
The Whole Ballgame
Okay.
00:55:35
The Whole Ballgame
It's like, uh, Fleming here went to the, uh, Sid Fernandez school of talking to, I don't know.
00:55:48
The Whole Ballgame
Christ. God damn it. Oh boy.
00:55:51
Cock Rockok
Shaka bra What kind of app you got bra Kobe tell me how my ass tastes Perhaps too much
00:55:52
The Whole Ballgame
Now negative one, according to my, uh, my, uh, weather app on the, uh, the, uh, thermometer in the house here.
00:56:06
The Whole Ballgame
It's an e-coby. More, lots more of that on on the Patreon.
00:56:21
The Whole Ballgame
Oh boy.
00:56:24
Cock Rockok
Let's talk about you.
00:56:25
The Whole Ballgame
Out in the front where it's darker, they watered down the mud a lot more than they did on the sides of the batter.
00:56:30
Cock Rockok
Huh?
00:56:31
The Whole Ballgame
It's this kind of color commentary that we're here for, you know?
00:56:34
Cock Rockok
That's what you do.
00:56:35
The Whole Ballgame
Look at that.
00:56:35
Cock Rockok
That's what you.
00:56:36
The Whole Ballgame
Another base hit.
00:56:37
Cock Rockok
Yep.
00:56:37
The Whole Ballgame
That'll drop and score one.
00:56:38
Cock Rockok
Uh-oh. Nice.
00:56:39
The Whole Ballgame
Owen scores there. Oh, but he gets caught in a rundown.
00:56:45
Cock Rockok
Uh-oh.
00:56:45
The Whole Ballgame
Yep.
00:56:46
Cock Rockok
Nope. Now the guy. Oh, look at that.
00:56:49
The Whole Ballgame
Nope. Yep, they got him. All right, there we go. Spike Owen scores, however, and it's three nothing, California.
00:56:55
Cock Rockok
Spike with the hat on under the helmet. You don't see that much anymore.
00:56:59
The Whole Ballgame
No, Damon easily there caught in the rundown.
00:57:00
Cock Rockok
Ever.
00:57:03
The Whole Ballgame
Run will count though. We head to the third here with the score of three to nothing.
00:57:09
Cock Rockok
J. Buner with a fucking gun, man. Look at that. Nailed him.
00:57:14
The Whole Ballgame
Wow, laser.
00:57:17
Cock Rockok
Why'd you trade J. Buner?
00:57:22
The Whole Ballgame
What you trade shape beautiful?
00:57:31
Cock Rockok
The, uh, you, you mud down the home plate when you have a speedy team game, because they hit the ball down, they hit it on the ground and that will slow it and give them greater opportunity to outrun the ball.
00:57:36
The Whole Ballgame
I see.
00:57:44
Cock Rockok
So that's why a widey influence team, right?
00:57:44
The Whole Ballgame
Makes sense. Yep.
00:57:48
Cock Rockok
Widey ball, little speed.
00:57:50
The Whole Ballgame
It's Keith, it's Keith Mitchell on the whole ballgame. He's, uh, goes on to become a ah producer for both TNA wrestling and, uh, AEW as far as I know, maybe even WCW.
00:58:00
The Whole Ballgame
I think he worked with WCW as well.
00:58:03
Cock Rockok
Yeah, I think he's one of the Ewing twins.
00:58:03
The Whole Ballgame
Keith Mitchell. Yeah, there it is.
00:58:06
Cock Rockok
Cousins, whatever.
00:58:07
The Whole Ballgame
Uh-huh. Is that Cole and ah the guys with the mullets that look like Ricky Morton, the the blonde guys?
00:58:17
Cock Rockok
Yeah, Cain and Cole, Harlem 8.
00:58:19
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, same thing. Yeah.
00:58:21
Cock Rockok
Hey, oh! Dante, Dante Bachete with two homers tonight.
00:58:27
The Whole Ballgame
Alphonse. Oh, I miss Alphonse so much.
00:58:32
Cock Rockok
Hondo? It's been a while.
00:58:34
The Whole Ballgame
I miss Alphonse so much, it has, it has, it's been a long time, but it's okay. It's okay, I just been in Miami, in Florida, and talking to the boys, and doing the things, and licking the balls.
00:58:41
Cock Rockok
Uh-huh.
00:58:45
Cock Rockok
Sure.
00:58:48
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
00:58:49
The Whole Ballgame
You know, it's a, you know, i'm a big testicle guy.
00:58:51
Cock Rockok
Alright.
00:58:52
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, and so it's nice to reminisce about Alphonse. I have my little figure of Alphonse. I think, uh, I think Gabe's daughter, uh, ran away with him the other day and I don't know where he is now.
00:59:00
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah.
00:59:05
Cock Rockok
Oh well, oh no.
00:59:06
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, he's around here somewhere. He'll be fine. He'll be fine.
00:59:10
The Whole Ballgame
The tiny little little balls on the figure anyway.
00:59:10
Cock Rockok
Hopefully she doesn't...
00:59:11
Cock Rockok
I was gonna say, I was gonna say, hopefully she doesn't mess with his balls.
00:59:12
The Whole Ballgame
So it's not that big of a deal.
00:59:17
The Whole Ballgame
It's a child, Blake. What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:59:20
Cock Rockok
you Oh yeah, like he didn't set me up with it with the tiny little ball line, you fucking cocksucker. Do that to me. God damn it.
00:59:31
The Whole Ballgame
I'm gonna prove all those those fuckers on Twitter right about you, you pedophile.
00:59:33
Cock Rockok
you
00:59:37
Cock Rockok
You fucking frazzle drip motherfucker.
00:59:39
The Whole Ballgame
ah Hey Siri, Google frazzle drip.
00:59:47
Cock Rockok
I gotta be honest with you, I don't even know what the real name is anymore. Is that it?
00:59:53
The Whole Ballgame
She actually did it.
00:59:54
Cock Rockok
Is that it? Is that the real thing? Or not the real thing, but that's the name.
00:59:57
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. Frazzledrip is a rumored dark web snuff film showing Hillary Clinton and longtime associate Huma Abaddon sexually assaulting and murdering a young girl, drinking her blood and taking turns wearing the skin of her face as a mask.
01:00:17
The Whole Ballgame
The video was allegedly discovered on former Congressman Anthony Weiner's laptop ah in a folder labeled life insurance. And police officers who' who've reportedly seen it were so horrified they were driven to suicide.
01:00:29
Cock Rockok
sure ah yeah you know when we got to the point where people could take stuff like that and point to that is like a counter argument to i don't know an immigration argument or something or taxes or
01:00:30
The Whole Ballgame
Conspiracy theorists have pointed to the video, which does not actually exist, to support longstanding conspiracy theories that politicians, celebrities, and other elites sexually abuse children and consume their remains.
01:00:44
The Whole Ballgame
Rousal drip.
01:00:58
Cock Rockok
infrastructure or what the fuck ever like Here's the key. Anytime anybody says infrastructure. They just give it away that they don't know what the fuck they're even talking about but my point is like what How how does this oxygen even get allowed I don't get it
01:01:24
The Whole Ballgame
Speaking of, speaking of ah infrastructure, uh, the, uh, the outfield is, uh, is the correct type of outfield, uh, the walls out there.
01:01:36
The Whole Ballgame
You notice that you got all the, uh, the AL, all the, yeah, you got all the AL, uh, team logos out there.
01:01:38
Cock Rockok
Are you doing are you doing an infield outfield thing? Is that what you're doing with the infrastructure out for structure?
01:01:46
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yep It's
01:01:47
The Whole Ballgame
Got, uh, uh, chief wahoo plain as day out there in center field.
01:01:51
Cock Rockok
perfect they look it's you got to support the league right because You know who the fuck are you playing against? You know you playing against a nobody who wants to come out and see that now you put the other fucking teams like it's a It's it's a coalition.
01:02:08
Cock Rockok
It's a it's a league for God's sakes and um As we were watching angels in the outfield though, I did notice really more of a ground out when it gave yeah, that's all right get it right ah ah Oh See well, maybe that's why the Mariners aren't doing so hot and
01:02:17
The Whole Ballgame
Tim Salmon, uh, uh, lines out to third and we got one out here in the bottom of the third grounded out. Sorry. Yep. Yep.
01:02:36
Cock Rockok
you got You got three guys with ERAs above 6.39 and up. So that's going to hurt. You're starting pitching.
01:02:54
The Whole Ballgame
Who's that Davis in there now?
01:02:56
Cock Rockok
That's a chili dog.
01:02:57
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
01:02:59
Cock Rockok
What was the point I was about to make, Gabe?
01:03:01
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, about the, uh, the coalition. You gotta, you gotta promote.
01:03:05
Cock Rockok
oh yeah fucking angels in the outfield the uh the stadium do you know what stadium they used as the angels home stadium in the movie that's
01:03:07
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:17
Cock Rockok
a good guess but no oakland alameda alameda county coliseum they've
01:03:20
The Whole Ballgame
I'm going to make a guess here and say Dodger stadium.
01:03:25
Cock Rockok
that's a good guess but no
01:03:27
The Whole Ballgame
Hmm.
01:03:28
Cock Rockok
oakland alaedia
01:03:30
The Whole Ballgame
Ah.
01:03:30
Cock Rockok
alamedia county coliseum they but before they put in the Mount Davis the the skybox luxury box shit back when they had the big grassy knoll that was beautiful.
01:03:44
Cock Rockok
That's how I could tell and it did make me think about all the baseball movies and how the home stadium is never really actually the home stadium. Even in major league the they got the fucking like first year Camden Park Oreo.
01:04:00
The Whole Ballgame
Camden Yards, yeah, yep.
01:04:00
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:04:03
The Whole Ballgame
That I knew, that I knew.
01:04:06
Cock Rockok
I guess a little big league did it you kind of have to do it when you got the Metro down Triple H dude, there's only one triple H dude, and that's Hollywood see me on the TV last night due to the is biz I
01:04:08
The Whole Ballgame
You have to do the, trip yeah, the a ah Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome. The Triple H Metrodome, brother. Hollywood Hulk Hogan, got it. Thank you, I figured you were gonna be here to let us know that you were the original and the the the predecessor.
01:04:32
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, ideas.
01:04:36
Cock Rockok
I'm just doing it for the money, Gizzle. Don't worry, dude. I'm still a good guy inside. I'm not gonna let... When I'm dying, dude, I'm gonna let y'all in on the big scoop. It's all gonna make sense.
01:04:51
The Whole Ballgame
I feel a lot better about it. That was a beautiful diving catch by, uh, by Edmunds there.
01:04:56
Cock Rockok
Look, we're gonna find a way to save Terry after he dies. I promise you.
01:05:02
The Whole Ballgame
It's the only, it's the only option. Like it's a bridge too far at this point.
01:05:05
Cock Rockok
We have to.
01:05:07
The Whole Ballgame
And if we're going to save the TWO, we have to, we have to save a soul, whether it's before or after he dies one, one way or the other, get Harry and the boys together and we'll fix it.
01:05:18
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah. we'll have to We'll have to get Harry to wrangle him when he leaves the world, but we'll get him back and set things as they should be.
01:05:20
The Whole Ballgame
We'll fix it.
01:05:29
The Whole Ballgame
you see your your You see your boy Phil last night on on Raw calling him a dusty ass.
01:05:33
Cock Rockok
I did.
01:05:37
Cock Rockok
Don't know what that means.
01:05:39
The Whole Ballgame
I think he's saying he's old and decrepit like a zombie.
01:05:41
Cock Rockok
Yeah. Yeah. Well, he is. Yes.
01:05:45
The Whole Ballgame
Mm-hmm, yeah.
01:05:45
Cock Rockok
We all know this.
01:05:46
The Whole Ballgame
Mm hmm.
01:05:47
Cock Rockok
I mean but Yeah the flap yeah Yeah, that's that's that's father time there man, you can't do anything about that Maybe if well, I guess he could have probably done something and you know Once you start getting that shit happening, maybe quit fucking pumping your arms up
01:05:48
The Whole Ballgame
See the sinew in his arms. That's what's that's particularly disturbing to me is he wears the cutoffs and he's got like the striation in his our upper arms and it's just it makes me a little nauseous.
01:06:04
The Whole Ballgame
Yep.
01:06:17
Cock Rockok
You know Did
01:06:19
The Whole Ballgame
Still still three zip heading to the top of the fourth here and stop the lineup.
01:06:22
Cock Rockok
you see that Dude had like a fucking griffy wrestling buddy Yeah Yeah, they had like his kid and then I don't know what the other one was but it was a griffy and probably stung cold and They were wrestling
01:06:23
The Whole Ballgame
What were they doing? I didn't see what they were doing.
01:06:29
The Whole Ballgame
Really? Well, that's awesome.
01:06:43
Cock Rockok
I always say stone cold because JB and her's on you understand there's he's still stunning.
01:06:46
The Whole Ballgame
Uh-huh. Yeah, he's ah got a little in the stands interview.
01:06:51
Cock Rockok
He's he's stunning JB and her at this point
01:06:54
The Whole Ballgame
He is. That's right. Jesus Christ.
01:07:00
The Whole Ballgame
Amarall Inn.
01:07:03
Cock Rockok
He's he's either going to do it or he's not going to do it.
01:07:03
The Whole Ballgame
Amarall.
01:07:07
Cock Rockok
Great.
01:07:07
The Whole Ballgame
but okay the the The best way to say nothing at all is to give both potential outcomes.
01:07:14
Cock Rockok
Mm hmm. I think maybe people talk a little too much.
01:07:21
The Whole Ballgame
Hey, is it just me? Or is Rich Amaral look a little bit like ah Cody Rhodes? When they they zoom in on his face here, see if you see what I'm seeing, because I'm seeing it.
01:07:30
Cock Rockok
Mm hmm.
01:07:34
Cock Rockok
The American nightmare.
01:07:37
Cock Rockok
The Amoral nightmare.
01:07:38
The Whole Ballgame
Howard Stern? No.
01:07:39
Cock Rockok
Well, he's the great American.
01:07:39
The Whole Ballgame
Daddy? Papa? No, not Papa.
01:07:42
Cock Rockok
He's the great American nightmare.
01:07:43
The Whole Ballgame
Yes. I'll tell you what. i yeah I got a great deal ah via email from Sirius. I paid two bucks for three months worth of Sirius.
01:07:51
Cock Rockok
oh
01:07:54
The Whole Ballgame
And let me tell you, I've gotten hundreds of dollars worth of entertainment in like six days from Papa. That man has not lost a fucking step.
01:08:02
Cock Rockok
Oh.
01:08:04
The Whole Ballgame
Amoral pops out to to second baseman Damon Easey there.
01:08:10
Cock Rockok
I thought you were gonna tell me you got a great deal on a hand job.
01:08:13
The Whole Ballgame
No, I didn't have to pay for that. I just give him room and board.
01:08:17
Cock Rockok
On the, yeah, AKA a great deal. but
01:08:19
The Whole Ballgame
Patreon dot.com slash the whole ball game for details.
01:08:24
Cock Rockok
uh this you know i don't know i can't really say because i i'm not gonna pretend that i have uh listened to any of that because right but let me ask you this and you got to be honest like because there's he there's no way he can be as good as he was is is this is this is this just because you're
01:08:32
The Whole Ballgame
No, it's it's just it's it really is. It's fantastic. He's still so good and. Yeah. Uh-huh.
01:08:49
The Whole Ballgame
No, no, of course not. it's like There are levels to this thing, brother.
01:08:54
Cock Rockok
Your expectations are so fucking low now in life that it's okay Yeah, yeah, yeah See god, that's depressing man.
01:08:57
The Whole Ballgame
100%. My expectations are low. um they I take into account like where he is in his life, right? He's 70-year-older.
01:09:09
The Whole Ballgame
I'm not sure how old, but he's definitely 70. um
01:09:14
Cock Rockok
He looks good though.
01:09:14
The Whole Ballgame
Isn't that depressing? Um, but like, he's still as filthy as he needs to be Felix for me in there with a ah beautiful double.
01:09:22
Cock Rockok
Oh
01:09:26
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. Yeah. He, uh, he's on his last legs. I think, I think, I think, you know, we see the end of new Howard Stern programming in the next two or three years.
01:09:37
The Whole Ballgame
I think it's, this is, this is kind of the end that he's been hinting around it a little bit, as a matter of fact, but. Um, he, uh, his voice, his voice sounds no different than it did 30 years ago, 20 years ago.
01:09:45
Cock Rockok
my god, like cow fucking
01:09:52
Cock Rockok
Yeah, he seems like one of those guys would be really fucking weird about taking care of his voice, you know?
01:09:56
The Whole Ballgame
Mm-hmm. T lots of T that sort of shit.
01:10:00
Cock Rockok
Wow, that's disgusting.
01:10:07
The Whole Ballgame
We got, uh, got Ken up to bat again here.
01:10:11
Cock Rockok
on the year, man.
01:10:13
The Whole Ballgame
I sure am glad that you mentioned that, Abe. I'm here and I want to make sure that we tie or come close to winning this ballgame.
01:10:21
Cock Rockok
I thought you were going to tell me that you're here and you're queer.
01:10:24
The Whole Ballgame
Get used to it, Blake. Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.
01:10:27
Cock Rockok
Hey, that that ball got past JT's now.
01:10:29
The Whole Ballgame
You sure did, that is a, yep. That's a double for old Ken Griffey Jr. there and Felix, Felix for mean scores.
01:10:37
Cock Rockok
Well, we're going to have to wait for the scoring, Gabe. Did you hear me? I said that we're going to have to wait for the scoring.
01:10:44
The Whole Ballgame
Well, yeah, I mean, we whether whether that was a foul ball or not, we're not sure yet, apparently.
01:10:51
Cock Rockok
Have you seen my good friend Ozzy Geeshen?
01:10:55
The Whole Ballgame
Can't say that I have.
01:10:58
Cock Rockok
He's in Chicago. Fuck it.
01:11:02
The Whole Ballgame
Nope.
01:11:03
Cock Rockok
I'm also in Minneapolis and Milwaukee. I can be in three places at once.
01:11:11
The Whole Ballgame
Old Buck Martinez.
01:11:15
The Whole Ballgame
using Harry's glasses to get from place to place.
01:11:20
Cock Rockok
Harry has his glasses. I have my Martinez mustache.
01:11:25
The Whole Ballgame
It is officially three to one angels here with a ah an RBI double for playing Griffith Junior.
01:11:27
Cock Rockok
Uh-oh. Too high. Too high.
01:11:33
The Whole Ballgame
Edmunds on the warning track has to come back forward a little bit. Ken was thinking about tagging up there, but that arm from Edmunds is too much. Not going to have to go in this second.
01:11:41
Cock Rockok
Nah, you're not gonna do that. You're not gonna do that. You're going second to third in the left fielder there. You see that retired number on the wall, Gizzle?
01:11:51
The Whole Ballgame
I didn't, what was it?
01:11:54
Cock Rockok
The old number 30 of the tight one himself, the the Express.
01:11:58
The Whole Ballgame
Karoo.
01:12:00
Cock Rockok
No, Nolan Ryan.
01:12:00
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, the tight one.
01:12:01
Cock Rockok
Nolan Ryan is number 30. And and but it's because my bungle's tight, Gabe.
01:12:05
The Whole Ballgame
I think, see, I think of, uh, I think of retired angels immediately.
01:12:06
Cock Rockok
You understand?
01:12:10
The Whole Ballgame
I think of Rod Karoo.
01:12:13
Cock Rockok
Yeah, I mean, Nolan was there in the 70s.
01:12:16
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
01:12:18
Cock Rockok
Pretty much spent 70s.
01:12:19
The Whole Ballgame
What, so what it was it Mets, angels, Rangers, Astros, Rangers.
01:12:23
Cock Rockok
Mets, Angels, Astros, Rangers.
01:12:29
Cock Rockok
Yep. He was the first, that shit, I think when he went to Houston, he was the first million dollar player.
01:12:29
The Whole Ballgame
Yep.
01:12:38
Cock Rockok
Sounds like some Texas Houston 80s bullshit, doesn't it?
01:12:39
The Whole Ballgame
It does.
01:12:42
Cock Rockok
Down there with the Ewings, Patrick, JR, Bobby.
01:12:42
The Whole Ballgame
It really does.
01:12:48
Cock Rockok
over at your patreon dot.com slash the whole ball game as well. That's right, Pat Ewan. He was a cousin to Bobby and JR. But they, I don't know. You know.
01:13:03
The Whole Ballgame
But I'll tell ya, I was more a fan of Dynasty than I was of Dallas, you know? You know, they... ah they ah
01:13:11
Cock Rockok
No, no, it's not Dynasty. They call it, do it. It's called Dynasty. that nasty that's what it is Marvin.
01:13:23
The Whole Ballgame
I prefer a falcon's crest either way, as you know. oh oh they use my house They use my house for dynasty.
01:13:28
Cock Rockok
I used to watch that in my mom.
01:13:31
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know if I told you all that, but a falcon crest was much more ah but up my alley, if you know what I mean.
01:13:38
Cock Rockok
Yeah I remember Falcon Crest.
01:13:38
The Whole Ballgame
ah
01:13:40
Cock Rockok
lorenzolamos right
01:13:42
The Whole Ballgame
I just meant because there's a bird in the title, you know, falcon.
01:13:46
Cock Rockok
Oh, yeah. Because you like to eat exotic birds.
01:13:48
The Whole Ballgame
and ah you ever You ever eat a falcon before a bleak?
01:13:52
Cock Rockok
Yes.
01:13:53
The Whole Ballgame
Really?
01:13:54
Cock Rockok
ah Yeah. One time me and Gabe killed Andre Ryzen and ate part of his leg.
01:14:05
Cock Rockok
It was weird.
01:14:06
The Whole Ballgame
Andre Ryzen on the whole ball game!
01:14:09
Cock Rockok
I thank you so much.
01:14:11
The Whole Ballgame
I didn't see that one coming. Andre Ryzen, he pulled that name out of his ass. Wonderful.
01:14:15
Cock Rockok
I was trying to Decap attacks something.
01:14:16
The Whole Ballgame
God, we are of the same time. Fucking fantastic. Fucking decap attack, everybody. You fucking kidding me?
01:14:24
Cock Rockok
That's- If my stepdad were still alive, I would tell him he would get a kick out of that.
01:14:24
The Whole Ballgame
Jesus Christ.
01:14:30
Cock Rockok
I have to tell mama ballgame, she'll like that. She might even remember the game.
01:14:35
The Whole Ballgame
Shout out. Shout out Pat. How you doing? Thank you for tuning in.
01:14:40
Cock Rockok
Yeah, I- I uh- She shit, man. She would play uh- i Remember one night when I was probably 10 or so 9 or 10 I woke up in the middle of the night at like 2 a.m.
01:14:53
Cock Rockok
Like I fell asleep in the bed and My mom is sitting there on the floor playing Castlevania on the n NES Trying to beat the fucking game To 3 a.m She got yeah, she got into it.
01:15:06
The Whole Ballgame
That's pretty awesome.
01:15:09
Cock Rockok
She didn't get it though Because it's fucking hard
01:15:12
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. Yeah. Well.
01:15:14
Cock Rockok
Castlevania is a hard-ass game.
01:15:19
Cock Rockok
No Battletoads, but still hard.
01:15:22
The Whole Ballgame
God.
01:15:26
The Whole Ballgame
Did you ever play the home alone game for Nintendo real, real bad, bad and very difficult.
01:15:28
Cock Rockok
No, I knew better than to go near those games. Yeah. look like talk about probably one of the earliest lessons if not the maybe the earliest lessons in life in in in making sure you have your expectations right because those fucking movie games disappointed you every fucking single time and it didn't take long for me to learn that lesson somewhere on friday the 13th i think and it's like well
01:16:00
The Whole Ballgame
Friday the 13th. Yeah.
01:16:04
Cock Rockok
and And I played the Rambo game. I mean.
01:16:08
The Whole Ballgame
Blowers gets walked on four pitches there, by the way.
01:16:10
Cock Rockok
Some of them would just be like flat like the Goonies that was terrible like it was even it didn't even make any fucking sense the characters didn't make sense it was just some Japanese fucking port game like.
01:16:14
The Whole Ballgame
who
01:16:23
Cock Rockok
So it's like the yeah that was the first thing that I was really like learned that lesson and I guess but. um yeah Movie games always sucked ass just Steven
01:16:36
The Whole Ballgame
Action in the California Angels bullpen here in the fourth inning. As the Mariners are threatening, runners at first and second with two outs. Yes, two outs. Looks like that's going to end the inning and we head to the bottom of the fourth.
01:16:58
The Whole Ballgame
Three-one California.
01:17:03
Cock Rockok
I don't know. it Even in this larger stadium with more empty seats like that, and it just feels more warm than anything today.
01:17:14
The Whole Ballgame
This is very warm, there's something about it, and and I'm trying to decide, right? Like as I'm looking at it, I'm trying to decide if that's because of the lack of focus of the cameras, right?
01:17:25
The Whole Ballgame
Like the fact that we're a little blurry and it feels it feels smaller in scale, right?
01:17:31
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:17:33
The Whole Ballgame
It was probably larger in scale than it actually is, and but not everything is so bright and so...
01:17:36
Cock Rockok
yeah
01:17:40
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:17:40
The Whole Ballgame
um I don't know if you understand this um and maybe the listeners will I don't know I might be just talking out of my ass, but there's every once in a while I'll be I'll turn on sports Now no matter what sport it is.
01:17:52
Cock Rockok
You mean ball?
01:17:52
The Whole Ballgame
I watch some football this weekend Sportsball correct you see you see what?
01:17:53
Cock Rockok
You mean like ball? The sports ball? Yeah. All right, thanks.
01:18:00
The Whole Ballgame
The people that say sports ball thinks they're being cute you understand. They're trying to be funny Sportsball you see um anyway ah Because of the the quality of televisions and cameras and everything today there are moments where I'll look at at a sports presentation on television and It will hurt my eyes physically like no, I'm being serious because it's like the picture is um Better than my eyesight allows me to see it and
01:18:27
Cock Rockok
Yeah, no, I understand.
01:18:37
The Whole Ballgame
You know, like it's just, everything's crisp and sharp and cold. I think cold this is the right way to put it. I do.
01:18:43
Cock Rockok
Yeah, certainly bright.
01:18:46
The Whole Ballgame
It is bright. Well, why don't you just turn the brightness down on your television, you stupid bitch. All right.
01:18:55
Cock Rockok
That's what I was gonna tell you.
01:18:56
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, fuck John. I knew it.
01:18:58
Cock Rockok
Yeah,
01:18:59
The Whole Ballgame
I called myself a bitch and that's, I knew I was going to have you do it. There's a pop up and, uh,
01:19:07
Cock Rockok
yeah I'm basically a Beetlejuice bitch. That's what I am. You say bitch and here I come to remind you. Yeah, you right Gabe. You is a bitch.
01:19:16
The Whole Ballgame
No, at least I'm not a choke artist.
01:19:22
Cock Rockok
You ain't town enough being
01:19:23
The Whole Ballgame
um many rings How many rings do you got, John?
01:19:25
Cock Rockok
You ain't talented enough being an artist of any kind.
01:19:26
The Whole Ballgame
um how many How many rings do you got?
01:19:31
Cock Rockok
I got a whole fucking bucket full of them in the home, bitch.
01:19:36
The Whole Ballgame
In the home? Are you living in a retirement community, John? What the hell does that even mean? What is wrong with you?
01:19:45
The Whole Ballgame
in the, in the, in the home. Fucking dipshit. God damn.
01:19:51
Cock Rockok
the and In the home where I keep my rings, you stupid bitch.
01:19:51
The Whole Ballgame
Got about as much much brains in that head as you got.
01:19:55
Cock Rockok
What other home?
01:19:55
The Whole Ballgame
What rings? What rings you got?
01:19:58
Cock Rockok
I got a cock ring. I got a...
01:20:00
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I bet you do, but you need one.
01:20:03
Cock Rockok
I got it i'd like to extend my orgasm, so why not?
01:20:12
The Whole Ballgame
John Stark's orgasms on the whole ball game. Oh boy. Raphael Palmero and Paul Molitor face off.
01:20:20
Cock Rockok
a- a terrified Paul monitor look at him.
01:20:23
The Whole Ballgame
My goodness.
01:20:24
Cock Rockok
right
01:20:25
The Whole Ballgame
ah Orioles take on the Blue Jays.
Houston Rockets Win NBA Championship
01:20:31
Cock Rockok
That's your Sunday night game yeah.
01:20:31
The Whole Ballgame
Sunday night baseball.
01:20:35
The Whole Ballgame
Goodness gracious me.
01:20:36
Cock Rockok
So yeah so for a boy at it Wednesday night baseball in in real time if you're watching this there it's- you know ten thirty at night and you're sitting in your bedroom in the dark probably.
01:20:50
The Whole Ballgame
Well, I guess, yeah, I guess it would have probably already ended before this game started. But yeah, Houston Rockets and Hakeem Olajuwon win the NBA championship on this evening. Four games to three over John Starks and the worthless piece of shit ah that he is, New York Knicks, ah because they've never won a championship.
01:21:12
The Whole Ballgame
ah Maybe they have, I just don't know. um Certainly not the not any of the important ones.
01:21:14
Cock Rockok
Yes, yes, the next of one. Hey, one in the Willis Reed.
01:21:20
The Whole Ballgame
In the 70s, yeah, nobody gives a shit. Uh, let's see what else happened today. Uh, June 22nd, 1994. Uh, Oh, Blake, you want to know what was the number one song on the radio? April, excuse me, June 22nd, 1994.
01:21:42
Cock Rockok
Everybody walk a dinosaur. No, that's 1980. Oh.
01:21:52
The Whole Ballgame
It's all for one on WTWBG.
01:21:58
Cock Rockok
Whoa, what a catch by Junior.
01:22:01
The Whole Ballgame
Beautiful. we have we have We have inspired Ken Griffey Jr.
01:22:04
Cock Rockok
Grace and beauty.
01:22:07
The Whole Ballgame
with this all for one song
Ken Griffey Jr.'s Iconic Catch
01:22:10
The Whole Ballgame
that was actually written by John Michael Montgomery, a country artist who also recorded this song and it was one of my favorite songs, only the country version.
01:22:22
The Whole Ballgame
Little known fact about the gamer.
01:22:22
Cock Rockok
ah You sure are you sure that he wrote it cuz like I didn't seem like any of those motherfuckers write their own music Those those radio country assholes are all just a bunch of hired fucking guns creations of the industry Will you cut this fucking music please I don't want to listen to this no fuck this I
01:22:30
The Whole Ballgame
Let's find out. I was almost positive he did. That's true. Let's see. We got to get here.
01:22:53
The Whole Ballgame
All right Well i'll tell you The It's
01:22:54
Cock Rockok
Maybe you're a pedophile, huh? Listen to this shit. Turn it off, motherfucker.
01:23:05
The Whole Ballgame
off it's off um ah Sorry, yes, you're right written by Gary Baker and Frank J. Myers however ah came out in 1993 So
01:23:13
Cock Rockok
Yeah, there we go. I knew that frog wasn't right in anything.
01:23:22
The Whole Ballgame
ah We went a couple of times during the summertime to Six Flags Great America here.
01:23:30
Cock Rockok
Where's that?
01:23:30
The Whole Ballgame
it' in the ah It's in the suburbs of Chicago. ah Great America has, you know, Six Flags has parks all over, but this was outside Chicago. And at Six Flags, ah we would go with, I think I mentioned Danny McEwen on the show before.
01:23:45
The Whole Ballgame
Danny McEwen and his mom Pat would come with me and my mom.
Singing 'I Swear' at Six Flags
01:23:50
The Whole Ballgame
and we would make a day out of it. And we went up there and ah they had a recording studio at Six Flags where you can pick a song and they'd put it on a cassette tape for you with you singing.
01:24:03
Cock Rockok
Oh, great. Yeah.
01:24:05
The Whole Ballgame
And guess what song old Gaber sang on cassette tape at Six Flags Great America.
01:24:10
Cock Rockok
Jesus, man.
01:24:13
The Whole Ballgame
That's right. The number one song in America, June 22nd, 1994.
01:24:17
Cock Rockok
If you have no shame at all.
01:24:18
The Whole Ballgame
I swear by all for one.
01:24:21
The Whole Ballgame
Zero, are you kidding me?
01:24:24
Cock Rockok
What's going through your mind? Why? What are you hoping to gain?
01:24:27
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, loved that loved that song i just because.
01:24:30
Cock Rockok
Just because, like,
01:24:32
The Whole Ballgame
Yep, that's what I wanted.
01:24:34
Cock Rockok
it It doesn't make you feel weird?
01:24:38
The Whole Ballgame
Now, of course.
01:24:39
Cock Rockok
okay
01:24:39
The Whole Ballgame
Then, not at all. No, sir.
01:24:42
Cock Rockok
How?
01:24:43
The Whole Ballgame
I was 11.
01:24:45
Cock Rockok
I don't care. I would have felt weird.
01:24:50
Cock Rockok
Look, there aren't...
01:24:50
The Whole Ballgame
Well hit ball on the warning track. Curtis catches that one.
01:24:54
Cock Rockok
I have a very difficult time coming up with situations today that it at eight nine ten whatever that I felt different like I don't feel different like Well, I did have an extensive vocabulary by the time I was six so maybe I was just advanced and
01:25:09
The Whole Ballgame
I don't feel different than I did when I was 15, 16, but certainly I feel different than I did at eight or nine.
01:25:30
The Whole Ballgame
That'll end the ending right there. Quick one, two, three ending for the Mariners there. Bottom half of the fifth,
Mariners vs. Angels Game Commentary
01:25:40
The Whole Ballgame
three, one angels top of the lineup on the way for the angels spike spot going on back up to bat now.
01:25:44
Cock Rockok
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
01:25:47
The Whole Ballgame
And I gotta, it all lies on my, oh all, all lies on my shoulders here.
01:25:49
Cock Rockok
You'll smizzle the whistle, dude.
01:25:52
The Whole Ballgame
and And I don't appreciate it. Not one bit.
01:25:57
The Whole Ballgame
I don't want to be here. This is, uh, this is the worst day. Uh, I'm hitting 303, but, uh, it's just, you know, I don't, I don't like being in, in the presence of Luke vanilla, be honest with you.
01:26:01
Cock Rockok
Is it?
01:26:09
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, you know, I masturbated to him a lot as a child and it makes me uncomfortable if I'm being honest.
01:26:13
Cock Rockok
Oh, well.
01:26:18
Cock Rockok
I feel that it would be the opposite for you, like I feel like you'd be really excited about that.
01:26:23
The Whole Ballgame
Oh no, not at all. The shame is overwhelming when I see him in real life, you know.
01:26:25
Cock Rockok
Uh-huh. Gotcha. Because I'd be ecstatic to find somebody that I jerked off to as a teenager.
01:26:35
The Whole Ballgame
Sunny?
01:26:37
Cock Rockok
Sure, yeah, well, maybe not her now, but um I mean, I would be angry, I guess.
01:26:38
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
01:26:44
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know if I told this on the show before, but I'm gonna do it now.
01:26:46
Cock Rockok
Call her talk to Jimmy we go friends Yes, yeah
01:26:47
The Whole Ballgame
um No, I don't have her number. I do have Cornette's number. Maybe one day we'll call Cornette. This time of night, though, would probably be a bad idea.
01:26:59
The Whole Ballgame
There you go. um So ah I think I've told the story that I went to ah the ah bagels, biceps, and bacon brunch. ah I don't think they were calling it that at the time, but for WrestleMania 13,
01:27:14
The Whole Ballgame
My uncle, as, as we know, my uncle worked for a cable company and he got tickets to the, the meet and greets before the show. And yeah, there was like a buffet lunch and it was, uh, or maybe it was breakfast.
01:27:26
The Whole Ballgame
I don't remember the food at all. I just remember who was there. I have some autographs and the, uh, the program from WrestleMania 13 heat brought to you by PlayStation.
01:27:32
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:27:37
Cock Rockok
Mm-hmm, that's right.
01:27:38
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, and I have some signatures. I got, I got Owen and bulldog and I got, uh, ah Triple H in China. That was cool um China had just debuted as a matter of fact and Yeah, good.
01:27:50
Cock Rockok
You're welcome Gabe, sorry I died.
01:27:53
The Whole Ballgame
Thank you. Thanks, Johnny.
01:27:55
Cock Rockok
You can see me get butt-fucked on the internet though.
01:27:57
The Whole Ballgame
I'm I Have several times um but like jesus Like like Eugene, yeah, yeah, thanks
01:28:01
Cock Rockok
No question, you did you see the guy that looked like me, pal? No, not Eugene, like me, Gene.
WrestleMania 13 Memories and Wrestlers
01:28:10
Cock Rockok
Goddammit, put that cigarette out. Eugene's got a broken head, motherfucker.
01:28:19
Cock Rockok
He's simple.
01:28:24
The Whole Ballgame
The rock was there, but he was rocking my VIA and I didn't, I didn't even get up to get in line to get his autograph because I care.
01:28:30
Cock Rockok
Oh.
01:28:32
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, right. No shit. Sid was there as well in a Dallas Cowboys hat.
01:28:37
Cock Rockok
Sure.
01:28:37
The Whole Ballgame
ah And I was wearing that day. And I know this because I have pictures from the day. I think I've shared them with you. um I had pictures of the day. I had a I had a Dion Sanders Cowboys pullover on right?
01:28:49
Cock Rockok
Oh, wonderful, yeah.
01:28:52
The Whole Ballgame
Um Anyway, I didn't get up for cities or cuz the line was too long anyway ah The one that I definitely got up for in more ways than one was our beloved Sunny She was there.
01:29:06
The Whole Ballgame
I remember this plain as day exactly what she was wearing She was wearing a pair of pink shorts and a pink top that was tied in the middle right here and it was like a bikini top.
01:29:18
Cock Rockok
Yeah Yeah, yeah Mm-hmm.
01:29:21
The Whole Ballgame
she She must have dealt with this a lot. I'm sure she did. Well, there's a baseball on the baseball field and it's been removed but that was pretty great.
01:29:27
Cock Rockok
That's right
01:29:30
The Whole Ballgame
um
01:29:33
The Whole Ballgame
I remember standing there in front of her and she signed, they had a bunch of like pieces of paper for them to sign that was like branded top that said autographs and had the PlayStation logo on it.
01:29:35
Cock Rockok
yeah
01:29:45
The Whole Ballgame
I still have it. Her and Bulldog signed that everybody else signed inside the program. I don't know why, but I'm standing there in front of her, just staring at the vein that ran through her titty.
01:29:55
Cock Rockok
Yeah. Yes, yes you were.
01:30:01
The Whole Ballgame
her her left titty just staring at the blue, like just willing, trying to will that nipple to slip out of her top. I was, I guess I would have been 12, 12 at the time, almost 13 coming up on my 13th birthday.
01:30:18
The Whole Ballgame
And I just, it it's burned into my brain, Blake, this pink top and that blue vein just running right down the middle of her titty.
01:30:25
Cock Rockok
yeah
01:30:27
The Whole Ballgame
And I wanted it so bad to suck on that titty.
01:30:32
The Whole Ballgame
And now she's some fucking.
01:30:34
Cock Rockok
Yeah Yeah, I think you're closer to that dream than ever
01:30:39
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, some fat ass Russian mafia bitch in prison in Florida working in a kitchen with a fucking dark
Sunny's Fall from Grace
01:30:50
The Whole Ballgame
gray moo moo on every day.
01:30:51
The Whole Ballgame
It's it's really fucking depressing is what it is.
01:30:54
Cock Rockok
Hey, don't.
01:30:54
The Whole Ballgame
All the blondes come out of her hair. She's just completely white headed, I'm sure.
01:30:59
Cock Rockok
Don't forget to in that porn when she farts.
01:31:02
The Whole Ballgame
I do remember that part in the for porn when she farts.
01:31:05
Cock Rockok
Good.
01:31:06
The Whole Ballgame
Even...
01:31:11
The Whole Ballgame
Fuck it.
01:31:13
Cock Rockok
ah What?
01:31:18
The Whole Ballgame
Roll tide on that.
01:31:19
Cock Rockok
Yeah. Oh. You were looking at that vein wanting to cut it.
01:31:29
The Whole Ballgame
I'm glad you brought that up, Blake.
01:31:30
Cock Rockok
There it is.
01:31:32
The Whole Ballgame
I've been waiting to jump in here and and I heard him talking about this woman so so eloquently and like it was the the the greatest thing that ever happened to him as a boy. And I got to tell you, I felt that way about several of the girls that dad brought home.
01:31:47
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah.
01:31:49
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I did.
01:31:50
Cock Rockok
Any of them particulars stick out that you could share with us?
01:31:53
The Whole Ballgame
Now, I never looked at a vein inside of a breast and thought much about it, but I've sliced several femoral arteries that I fell in love with.
01:32:02
Cock Rockok
Uh huh, yeah.
01:32:03
The Whole Ballgame
Mm-hmm This one woman that daddy brought home. She was a runner and it was clear She had big big muscles in her legs and when I cut that femoral artery of hers boy.
01:32:15
The Whole Ballgame
Oh boy you would have thought that it was just a Full-on homosexuals asshole. It was so big and and plump and boy I would be lying to you if I didn't say that I thought about putting my penis inside of that femoral artery and
01:32:32
Cock Rockok
ha
01:32:33
The Whole Ballgame
having my way with it but I didn't we didn't Daddy wouldn't have Daddy wouldn't have been real happy with me.
01:32:35
Cock Rockok
God. We?
01:32:40
The Whole Ballgame
I don't think but I'm glad you brought it up though That's a launched one by chili but not not enough on it Griffey catches that one and we're headed to the
01:32:46
Cock Rockok
Well, I think the entire audience is sharing in that.
01:33:00
Cock Rockok
Canicorn.
01:33:01
The Whole Ballgame
What, top of the sixth?
01:33:02
Cock Rockok
End of five. Yep, top of six.
01:33:04
The Whole Ballgame
Yep.
01:33:05
Cock Rockok
Your boy coming up.
01:33:05
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, we got two, three, four, Felix, the robots and Jay Booner on the way.
01:33:10
Cock Rockok
Hee hee.
01:33:13
Cock Rockok
It is hee, it is me.
01:33:18
The Whole Ballgame
andly under the apa paper
01:33:23
Cock Rockok
That's a great Bryan Anderson there.
01:33:26
The Whole Ballgame
It is Rick, rica Rick just turned up the heat in here because it's two degrees below zero outside.
01:33:36
Cock Rockok
We actually went up a degree since we started. We're at three.
01:33:39
The Whole Ballgame
I'll be a son of a bitch.
01:33:41
Cock Rockok
Look at that stash.
01:33:44
The Whole Ballgame
Yes, I cultivate my mustache just the best.
01:33:48
Cock Rockok
It has to be just discoloration under there, I would think.
01:33:51
The Whole Ballgame
Cha-cha-cha-chia!
01:33:59
The Whole Ballgame
Well, why would you say that?
01:34:01
Cock Rockok
Because it's just so thick and burly that there's probably Just years worth of sun deprivation to it.
01:34:09
The Whole Ballgame
Oh no, i i I use just for men.
01:34:15
The Whole Ballgame
Like my friend Keith Hernandez, we are the guys, you know?
01:34:18
Cock Rockok
Oh, you hang out with Keith?
01:34:19
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, every once in a while, yeah, of course.
01:34:23
The Whole Ballgame
Don't worry about us.
01:34:25
Cock Rockok
You're a little bit more of a rascal though.
01:34:28
The Whole Ballgame
ah Oh, rascal is the right word for it. I'll tell you that. Oh boy. You ever seen Fievel Goes West?
01:34:35
Cock Rockok
yeah if uh Fievel would shit in women's bags yeah maybe um
01:34:36
The Whole Ballgame
That's me, I am Fievel.
01:34:44
The Whole Ballgame
Oh no, I don't shit anywhere. That's crazy. I shit in toilets.
01:34:48
Cock Rockok
okay well
01:34:48
The Whole Ballgame
Keith shits in women's bags. Oh, he's so crazy.
01:34:52
Cock Rockok
i thought he did it on their heads i thought to you were just more of rascal oh a little both okay i try to know a little about
01:34:55
The Whole Ballgame
Both, both, little of both, you know. Yes. One time, one time Keith took me into a hotel room with this woman and he was shitting on her head while while she was giving me a blow job.
01:35:07
Cock Rockok
Oh.
01:35:07
The Whole Ballgame
It was crazy.
01:35:10
Cock Rockok
Wow, that sounds like something crazy, Felix.
01:35:15
Cock Rockok
I guess you just said that, though.
01:35:18
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, Felix for mean is John Laurinitis everybody, right here on the whole ball game, just so everybody's clear.
01:35:24
Cock Rockok
It is me, Johnny for Reed!
01:35:26
The Whole Ballgame
Felix flies out.
01:35:29
The Whole Ballgame
Felix flies out and we've got we've cut the the prototype here.
01:35:30
Cock Rockok
Beep beep! Up that way! Oh, there it is. That is a prototypical.
01:35:38
The Whole Ballgame
that That was my 31st home run of the season. What a great time it was. I knew as soon as it left his hand that I was going to hit it out of this park and now I'm going to trot around the bases.
01:35:47
Cock Rockok
My God.
01:35:50
The Whole Ballgame
I am not going to smile, however, because I'm not necessarily happy because I don't have emotions as a robot.
01:35:57
Cock Rockok
It's not the Yankees, so.
01:36:00
The Whole Ballgame
Fuck the Yankees, Blake.
01:36:01
Cock Rockok
That's right.
01:36:02
The Whole Ballgame
Fuck them in the air asses.
01:36:04
Cock Rockok
Mm-hmm.
01:36:05
The Whole Ballgame
I just thanked God, who is really just a programmer in my mind.
01:36:12
Cock Rockok
There it is 31 home runs all-time record quickest to June here or till the end of June and on June 26th or 22nd, sorry Ken
01:36:21
The Whole Ballgame
20 seconds. Yep.
01:36:27
The Whole Ballgame
It is now three, two angels here in the top of the sixth and, uh, the glass breaks and J.
01:36:31
Cock Rockok
will I
01:36:34
The Whole Ballgame
Buhner up to bat.
01:36:35
Cock Rockok
Didn't know a shit or wide my watch
01:36:41
Cock Rockok
The, and ken Ken would be locked in in the home run race until the the bitter end of the season here.
01:36:52
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, what we lost.
01:36:54
Cock Rockok
Ken, Frank, and Matt Williams all chasing Roger Maris.
01:36:59
The Whole Ballgame
We got a little bit of it back in 98, right?
01:37:02
Cock Rockok
Yeah, 98 was, 98 was, I guess it was great, but yeah.
01:37:07
The Whole Ballgame
A lot of McDonald's sponsorship that that I could have done without looking back on some of it recently, and I was watching some of that shit, and McDonald's has stamped all over everything in 98, yeah.
01:37:19
Cock Rockok
Is it really?
01:37:23
The Whole Ballgame
I was watching the 98 home run derby, Sammy Sosa,
01:37:27
Cock Rockok
Oh, hey, nice catch spike.
01:37:29
The Whole Ballgame
Wow.
01:37:34
Cock Rockok
Look at this.
01:37:34
The Whole Ballgame
Lined out there.
01:37:37
Cock Rockok
Oh, what a perfect swing.
01:37:37
The Whole Ballgame
Unbelievable. Just a thing of beauty.
01:37:43
The Whole Ballgame
The saunter away just like, I mean, three 62 to the wall.
01:37:46
Cock Rockok
That was a Fucking deep shot that's over for What a natural fucking talent
01:37:53
The Whole Ballgame
So you're probably talking about right around 400 feet.
01:38:08
The Whole Ballgame
It's unbelievable. Just that's the sweetness of that swing is just insane.
01:38:14
Cock Rockok
You can always tell the difference between, I mean, look, I'm not sitting here saying they all fucking work hard, whatever. Like, just the difference between the natural talent and then the guys that just gotta fucking grind the shit out of it
01:38:26
The Whole Ballgame
Gamers. Yeah. Yep. Edgar doubles his way to second there.
01:38:37
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know that you can double your way to any other base, but you know what I mean. You understand.
01:38:44
Cock Rockok
You could double with an error your way to third base. you know You hit a double, but there's a shit throw. So that got just the extra base.
01:38:57
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, fine.
01:39:01
Cock Rockok
Man, if this is a modern game, there's no way they'd leave this motherfucker in there right now. They'd yank him.
01:39:05
The Whole Ballgame
Who Brian Anderson? Yeah. Brian Anderson, that is a game.
01:39:08
The Whole Ballgame
Let's just know.
01:39:08
Cock Rockok
ah the It's the third time through the batting order, Gabe.
01:39:11
Cock Rockok
All right? Nevermind the fact he's only given up two runs and they're up three to two this third time through the order the stats show that the averages climb So have your fucking second pitcher ready every fucking time.
01:39:23
The Whole Ballgame
ah
01:39:27
Cock Rockok
All right, unless this guy's perfect
01:39:32
The Whole Ballgame
Understood. Yes, sir. Thanks, Billy Bean.
01:39:39
The Whole Ballgame
Not the gay one, not the dead one.
01:39:41
Cock Rockok
Now he's yeah magic's alive I Did not want to play basketball against mr.
01:39:52
Cock Rockok
Magic Johnson because of his AIDS So I decided to drive my truck and stay safe in the south that's all I am is a southern truck driver I know you might think I sound funny, but it's cuz I'm from the south and well if my Bluetooth echoes I
01:40:03
The Whole Ballgame
That's it.
01:40:15
The Whole Ballgame
oh Boy yes indeed. Yeah, I was watching Sammy Sosa in
Sammy Sosa's Home Run Derby Power
01:40:21
The Whole Ballgame
the home run derby in 98 just a blast fucking upper deck bomb after upper deck bomb And and it was just ah it was unbelievable to watch I don't know if you've watched that recently or remember it, but it is insane the the kind of
01:40:46
The Whole Ballgame
juice that he puts into those balls. It's unbelievable. Like there's a, I don't know where the all-star game was in 98. Maybe you do off the top, but they've got a big water slide out in left field. And at one point there's up at the very top where you get on the water slide are all of the mascots.
01:41:06
Cock Rockok
98's Colorado, isn't it?
01:41:10
The Whole Ballgame
Maybe it makes sense. I'm thinking about what it looks like. It might be Colorado. But he gets it all the way up to the top where all of the mascots are.
01:41:22
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:41:23
The Whole Ballgame
And at one point he hits the slide, he hits the water slide on the way down. It's insane. Like the man is unbelievable.
01:41:30
Cock Rockok
Yep, 98's Colorado. You know who wins it.
01:41:36
The Whole Ballgame
Mark.
01:41:37
Cock Rockok
No.
01:41:39
The Whole Ballgame
Sammy.
01:41:41
Cock Rockok
Ken.
01:41:42
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, does he? In 98?
01:41:43
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:41:44
The Whole Ballgame
No shit.
01:41:45
Cock Rockok
Yeah, I think 99's the Mark McGuire in Boston.
01:41:46
The Whole Ballgame
I know he won in 94.
01:41:54
Cock Rockok
It's got a picture from my wife. It's a vent and pretty that looks like there's like water fucking coming out of like a ceiling vent.
01:42:06
Cock Rockok
Ceiling fan thing. You think it's the all the goddamn snow, the fact there's been snow on the roof for fucking two weeks? It's gotta be something to do with that, right?
01:42:16
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I had water this week in my basement. um It creeped in, like the the temperature went up a little bit and there was some ground melt and I got a little bit in the basement that leaked out about two thirds of the way in on the unfinished side down there.
01:42:33
Cock Rockok
a
01:42:34
The Whole Ballgame
I don't have anything right on the ground. It ah touched the bottom of a couple of ah plastic bins and stuff, but and always has yeah it's it it always happens in the wintertime because there's just a little bit of ground melt or whatever, I expect once it warms up from this sub-zero bullshit that we've been dealing with for three days, um I'll get a little bit more down there, but I i put some, I got all the shit that might get ruined off of the ground, so.
01:43:01
Cock Rockok
Well, it's very helpful, but that's coming from the exact opposite direction of what I was saying.
01:43:04
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I know.
01:43:05
Cock Rockok
So I feel...
01:43:05
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. A hundred percent though. Yes. My point, the point is the same. It's going to, as the temperature goes down, if it's sitting on the roof for long enough, it's going to expand and contract and it's going to find its way in.
01:43:10
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:43:16
Cock Rockok
Yeah, I think so.
01:43:16
The Whole Ballgame
Yes. Yeah.
01:43:17
Cock Rockok
All right. Well, I appreciate that.
01:43:21
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, except that I think I'm right.
01:43:23
Cock Rockok
No, I've...
01:43:26
The Whole Ballgame
That's yeah.
01:43:26
Cock Rockok
I know what you're doing and I...
01:43:28
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. Oh, I know you.
01:43:30
Cock Rockok
I feel okay enough to go with it. I say that. So it's fine.
01:43:35
The Whole Ballgame
I don't think it's anything to worry too much about, frankly.
01:43:37
Cock Rockok
and I'm not going to. I don't. I won't.
01:43:41
The Whole Ballgame
I got a vestibule in the front as well where um the top of it is like a separate roof and it's not real shingles on top. It's just a piece of tar paper essentially and water will come in through the light fixture in there.
01:43:58
Cock Rockok
Are the wheels spinning on your Vespa Gabe? Your Vespa mule?
01:44:04
The Whole Ballgame
yes Yes.
01:44:06
Cock Rockok
Don't worry about the mules, just load the damn Vespas.
01:44:11
Cock Rockok
The Vespa mules.
01:44:11
The Whole Ballgame
As long as you know long as you dont long you don't kill the bag full of Vespas with a hammer.
01:44:12
Cock Rockok
Get it?
01:44:17
Cock Rockok
You see what I did there? Because it sounds like mules.
01:44:19
The Whole Ballgame
I did.
01:44:20
Cock Rockok
Vesta mules.
01:44:20
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
01:44:21
Cock Rockok
Ha ha!
01:44:22
The Whole Ballgame
Best of bules.
01:44:23
Cock Rockok
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha!
01:44:27
The Whole Ballgame
What's great to me is like Blake's doing a ah JR impression right now, but like his face actually looks like JR too.
01:44:28
Cock Rockok
a ah
01:44:34
The Whole Ballgame
He's really really working it.
01:44:36
Cock Rockok
Look at the you can't get the sound if you don't make the face hmm
01:44:39
The Whole Ballgame
ah Correct, you gotta shake your head for Harry.
01:44:43
Cock Rockok
then
01:44:43
The Whole Ballgame
Hey, you mentioned my name, I'm so excited. oh Hey, you what you watching the kid 94 what a game. This was I remember I was ah I was calling the Cubs game, but I was watching this one on the side, you know, oh That oh we got rained off that night.
01:45:00
Cock Rockok
sure yeah yeah you guys got rained out against the uh the marlins as it were wayne well
01:45:02
The Whole Ballgame
I must have been watching this one in the hotel at the bar, you know Yeah, I was down what we were We were down in in Florida, and I was at the Hyatt Regency over there.
01:45:20
The Whole Ballgame
I was up at the bar. or scott They called it the Ark Bar. I remember that like it was yesterday. A bunch of glass shit hanging from the ceiling, and I asked the bartender girl, I said, hey, why is all this glass hanging from the ceiling?
01:45:33
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:45:33
The Whole Ballgame
And she said, well, I don't know. And I said, great, get me another gin and tonic. What'd you say, sweetheart?
01:45:38
Cock Rockok
Uh-huh.
01:45:39
The Whole Ballgame
And she did. She did. God bless her. She did.
01:45:42
Cock Rockok
Wow.
01:45:43
The Whole Ballgame
You know, they whipped me up a hot dog in the, uh, uh, the kitchen of the, uh, uh, the bar there at the, the higher regions.
01:45:51
Cock Rockok
Oh, did they? That's nice.
01:45:52
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. Yeah. No, no, not at all.
01:45:54
Cock Rockok
Oh, no.
01:45:55
The Whole Ballgame
Don't know um how to make a hot dog in Florida. Uh, it tastes like they've been in swimming around in that water for three or four days, you know?
01:46:01
Cock Rockok
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
01:46:02
The Whole Ballgame
And they put ketchup on the son of a bitch. I never heard of that.
01:46:04
Cock Rockok
Really you you never had ketchup on a dog when you were a little boy No on it Ketchup
01:46:06
The Whole Ballgame
Crazy, crazy. Not even a little bit like, no, sir. Nope. My parents raised me the right way, you know?
01:46:15
The Whole Ballgame
Although it is acceptable if you're under eight years old to have ketchup on a dog.
01:46:20
Cock Rockok
on a cold hot dog Do you always cook your hot dogs Harry Yeah
01:46:22
The Whole Ballgame
It's fine, it's fine.
01:46:27
The Whole Ballgame
Oh no! Late night, you get home, you're good and pickled from a night out on the town in the Viagra Triangle.
01:46:35
Cock Rockok
Yeah. Sure, yeah.
01:46:37
The Whole Ballgame
You settle yourself in for a nice, I don't know, episode or three of M.A.S.H. or Taxi on Nick at Night, I don't know.
01:46:46
Cock Rockok
God, I hated mash.
01:46:47
The Whole Ballgame
ah Grab yourself your your your your little bag Oscar Myers out of the fridge and grab the yellow mustard and just sit down on the on the couch and have a Have a smorgasbord.
01:47:01
The Whole Ballgame
I felt like Templeton in Charlotte's web. You understand Well,
01:47:06
Cock Rockok
Harry, i got I got one story exactly about a man eating a package of hot dogs.
01:47:13
The Whole Ballgame
that sounds great but I want to hear all about it
01:47:16
Cock Rockok
I didn't end well for him. So the this this man was my girlfriend's at the time, the high school girlfriend's her uncle. It's her aunt and her uncle.
01:47:34
Cock Rockok
right and these these these people are are hideous yeah yeah i think i did and uh anyways so we're at their their their place and uh
01:47:39
The Whole Ballgame
Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet plate.
01:47:54
Cock Rockok
just creepy people looking back on it but so this guy is sitting there and he just eats an entire fucking pack of like Oscar Meyer hot dogs he microwaved him we got a dinger ground rule double maybe Mariners get the lead here so anyway so this man war warms up
01:47:57
The Whole Ballgame
Oh!
01:48:06
The Whole Ballgame
oh Ground row double, correct. That'll score one.
01:48:18
The Whole Ballgame
It is four, three mariners here in the bottom of the sixth, top of the sixth.
01:48:24
Cock Rockok
ten hot dogs ten there's a full pack it and eat them all and so that's pretty much no I'm just sitting there playing eating them yep exactly yeah
01:48:26
The Whole Ballgame
10, okay. All right.
01:48:34
The Whole Ballgame
Hey, hey, did you eat them all on a plane or were they on a bun?
01:48:40
The Whole Ballgame
just Just raw dog and the hot doggin', huh? Look, I got one rule, Blake, and an only one in all of life. The only rule I got, you know, if you're gonna eat a hot dog without a bun, it's gotta be cold, baby. Can't eat a hot, plain hot dog unless you're under eight years old. That's the silliest thing I ever heard.
01:49:05
Cock Rockok
It is a little peculiar, um but Well, I think I can answer that a little bit so I Come to find out later for my girlfriend that the the man and the wife the aunt and uncle They're they got a
01:49:09
The Whole Ballgame
What was he on Keto back in 1997? The hell's wrong with this man?
01:49:31
Cock Rockok
a girlfriend as well. um A third partner has been introduced into this.
01:49:37
The Whole Ballgame
Hey, you know what they call that Blake? They call it polyamory.
01:49:41
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, oh.
01:49:43
The Whole Ballgame
Like Mallory P Keaton. Mallory Keaton. Polyamory. Poly A Mallory.
01:49:48
Cock Rockok
Oh, yeah, that's that's a real good one, Harry. ah
01:49:52
The Whole Ballgame
www.patreon dot.com slash the whole ball game for more about Mallory Keaton and her dumb ass.
01:50:01
Cock Rockok
Yeah, gave leet that ass. the yeah The beauty though, so, it and you know, it probably ties back to the hot dog eating, but the women cut the man out, she ends up leaving him and goes and lives with the woman in there together or whatever, and and he gets stuck by himself with his hot dog. He loses his wife to do their girlfriend. That's my story about the fucking hot dog eater.
01:50:31
Cock Rockok
bill not hey speaking hot there's the hammer look at that bob the hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer
01:50:33
The Whole Ballgame
Hey, how hot was mama? Oh, well that's a damn shame.
01:50:45
The Whole Ballgame
Hey, only Hamlin, only Todd Van Popple gave it up, but what else is new, right? The only Hamlin I remember is, uh, Harry Howard Hamlin from that better called shawl show.
01:50:59
The Whole Ballgame
I watched that up here. They have it on, on a rotation, uh, to streaming network here and, uh, up in heaven, you know, everything streams here.
01:51:03
Cock Rockok
Mm-hmm What about Harry Hamlin I'd rather talk about Harry Hamlin, what do you know about him?
01:51:09
The Whole Ballgame
I don't understand it.
01:51:16
The Whole Ballgame
Harry Hamlin. I don't know what you're talking about.
01:51:18
Cock Rockok
Oh You don't know anything about Harry Hamlin he was an actor Harry I Feel like he was on Falcon Crest I
01:51:24
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, Harry Hamlin, okay, yeah, let me look him up real quick on Google.
01:51:33
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, yeah, he's married to that brawn from the soap opera.
01:51:36
Cock Rockok
yeah that one oh yeah with big ole fake lips to LA law that's what he was famous for very oh really did it
01:51:38
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, he, uh, uh, uh, uh, what's her name? Uh, Lisa Rinna. She got big old fake titties, if I remember right. Yeah, she,
01:51:53
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, and she was on Days of Our Lives before she got a fake lips. Gabe's mama used to watch that show ow all the time. Remember when Marlena was possessed by the devil?
01:52:06
Cock Rockok
Gold dust wife.
01:52:06
The Whole Ballgame
I know I do. No, from, uh, uh, Jesus Christ. Uh, I remember like it was yesterday. It was, uh, just a whole storyline.
01:52:18
The Whole Ballgame
It was like actually just light because it was on a, ah soap opera, but yeah, the the main woman character on the show got possessed by the devil.
01:52:26
Cock Rockok
And I'll say tannic panic, right?
01:52:26
The Whole Ballgame
Fucking great. You know, i you lift through it to understand exactly what sort of impact it had culturally on our society, you know?
01:52:38
Cock Rockok
Yeah, I think they probably just transferred it into all the pedophile stuff today, Bob.
01:52:43
The Whole Ballgame
i say It's not a frazzle drip sort of situation, but oh
01:52:51
The Whole Ballgame
You never know, you never know, it could have been true, I don't know. You know, is you just replace ah play Hillary Clinton with, I don't know, Tipper Gore. and
01:53:03
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:53:04
The Whole Ballgame
oh
01:53:05
Cock Rockok
Naturally.
01:53:06
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, you know, it's a frazzle drip.
01:53:10
Cock Rockok
I'd say play some with Buck Martinez.
01:53:11
The Whole Ballgame
Buck is like half, Jesus Christ, you see that? He's like, what?
01:53:15
Cock Rockok
I am the mastermind of frazzled rent.
01:53:20
The Whole Ballgame
He's shiny tonight though. By God, he is shining.
01:53:24
Cock Rockok
Look at these assholes hair, man.
01:53:27
The Whole Ballgame
Both of them, yeah. Feathered out and like, it's bad. It's a bad situation. Who's his partner here?
01:53:35
Cock Rockok
Dave Campbell.
01:53:36
The Whole Ballgame
Dave Campbell, Jesus Christ.
01:53:37
Cock Rockok
Dave Campbell's a dumb fuck. he's not a he can't like there's no there's no professional announcer in this duo there's these are just two ex baseball men there's no no professional this
01:53:41
The Whole Ballgame
Empty suit.
01:53:57
Cock Rockok
is this is what happens when you know you got Wednesday night like I mean fuck back then they probably had baseball on four or five nights a week so you got to run different cruise out and shit and a Wednesday you got two fucking games and
01:54:17
The Whole Ballgame
So ah if you weren't watching baseball or basketball, on this particular evening in 1994,
01:54:30
The Whole Ballgame
ah jane June 22nd, as a matter of fact, and you headed to the movie theater, you went to see one of two movies, most likely, and
Movies of June 22, 1994
01:54:40
The Whole Ballgame
they probably couldn't be much more diametrically opposed than they are. You either went to see the Steven Spielberg epic Schindler's List,
01:54:53
The Whole Ballgame
and potentially made out in the theater.
01:54:54
Cock Rockok
I was going to say, are you getting some pussy while you're watching this?
01:54:57
The Whole Ballgame
There you go. ah Or ah you went to the movie where most people actually got pussy in the theater, The Flintstones, starring John Goodman.
01:55:06
Cock Rockok
debt Definitely got your rocks off in that one.
01:55:10
The Whole Ballgame
See what you did there.
01:55:11
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah.
01:55:12
The Whole Ballgame
Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
01:55:14
Cock Rockok
Hit it.
01:55:15
The Whole Ballgame
There it is.
01:55:16
Cock Rockok
How do you like me now? but and and and and and and
01:55:22
The Whole Ballgame
This is how much I like you, Blake.
01:55:26
Cock Rockok
oh thanks well that's a true gift that because you're going to drive me to kill myself and set myself free for eternity when i turn my back look at this frosted flakes k factor breakdown seattle starters in 94 the big units got 117 k's all other mariner starters 157
01:55:34
The Whole Ballgame
There it is. God.
01:55:53
The Whole Ballgame
combined because, because I seal games for my team.
01:55:54
Cock Rockok
They call that SEAL team six, SEAL team five.
01:56:03
The Whole Ballgame
What's so hard to understand Blake.
01:56:07
Cock Rockok
It explains itself to anybody with a basic level of intelligence.
01:56:12
The Whole Ballgame
I'll sit here in the bullpen and I'll chew my gum and I'll watch these assholes try to pitch and I'll bitch and moan about it. But will I help them? Absolutely not. They should have known by now. They made it to the major leagues. They should be on my level by God.
01:56:29
Cock Rockok
I don't have time for that kind of nonsense.
01:56:33
The Whole Ballgame
Should I close my mouth when I chew my gum? Is that what you think, Blake? I think you're wrong. I don't think you have the ball to tell me so.
01:56:45
Cock Rockok
I didn't storm the beaches of... nor
01:56:49
The Whole Ballgame
I didn't storm the Capitol on January 6th. If I had, I'd be let out of jail. Because I would win.
01:56:59
Cock Rockok
along with 1,500 other insurrectionists.
01:57:04
The Whole Ballgame
And a bunch of fucking Proud Boys, by the way, who who actually did shit wrong. God damn it.
01:57:11
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah. Yes, I've seen some of that. All these fucking guys look the same.
01:57:20
The Whole Ballgame
Well I don't know what to tell you Blake, it was a Roman salute.
01:57:23
Cock Rockok
Yes, the Roman salute. I saw something like, god somebody was trying to do me a favor go to the mirror and do the motion where you would be saying your heart and what would that and it's like you goddamn ass wipes is so I actually do it though and it's like it's very clear like you make sure like well and and you keep your you keep your palm facing up This is the don't do this you do this thing like you're pouring your heart out or whatever fucking when you do that It's a different deal like just keep a bit the point, you know, like he knew it knew yeah what he's doing It's not the point
01:57:59
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
01:58:07
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. Well, and and that's just it. And and and this is, look.
01:58:15
The Whole Ballgame
It's not because as we'd like to like to tell you all that Elon's a dipshit, he's not an idiot. You don't become the richest man in the world by being a complete fucking moron, unaware of what every action you take is.
01:58:32
The Whole Ballgame
He knows exactly what he's doing. Maybe he's not a Nazi. He's probably, probably not a Nazi.
01:58:41
Cock Rockok
Yeah, no, he's probably not.
01:58:41
The Whole Ballgame
But he knew what the fuck he was doing.
01:58:45
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:58:45
The Whole Ballgame
And it's it's insidious in that way because what they're doing as a whole is trying to see how much shit they can get away with, with people still doing the groundwork of defending them so they don't have to touch it.
01:59:01
Cock Rockok
Mm-hmm.
01:59:03
The Whole Ballgame
It's terrifying that that I said on Facebook the other night that,
01:59:06
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
01:59:12
The Whole Ballgame
It's a little nuts that he did this. And I had fervent defenders immediately jump on and tell me how it was a Roman salute and how wrong I am and how silly it sounds that I was calling him a Nazi.
01:59:26
The Whole Ballgame
And then unfriending me, thank God, those people.
01:59:28
Cock Rockok
yeah yeah
01:59:29
The Whole Ballgame
But like, what where are we living that we're doing mental gymnastics to try to,
01:59:36
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't get these folks to be honest with you because like I've never particularly been like I mean, I'm sure probably more political than your average person which
01:59:40
The Whole Ballgame
to not feel bad about the terrible decision that we've made.
01:59:58
Cock Rockok
doesn't say much, but not invested in in paying attention to it. It's essentially you got two choices and make the best out of the two you got. That's really all that matters. And, but the way that these, these MAGA people like with all this detailed specific nuance knowledge about these Democrat politicians that are just like look all politicians are scum to a certain degree like nine out of ten of them aren't gonna be good people probably like it it's it's not yeah it's not in the makeup yeah it's not in the makeup of them like they're that's just the way it is and you got two choices out of those
02:00:36
The Whole Ballgame
Right, yeah, no, this isn't a this isn't a Democrat Republican thing. This is a douchebag, not a douchebag thing.
Political Ideologies and Public Perceptions
02:00:51
Cock Rockok
and like to sit there and and watch and and how
02:01:00
Cock Rockok
We got flop foul ball here.
02:01:02
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, foul ball.
02:01:03
Cock Rockok
Um, but like to sit there and, and be able to be able to, to, to look at those guys, like, you know, Joe Biden or Obama or Clinton or whatever, and like.
02:01:19
Cock Rockok
the the fucking the frazzle drip the the fucking bengazi all these like wildly like just stuff that those normal people won't even fucking know about like you got all this nuance fucking layers of shit about that stuff but then something so fucking blatant happens in front of your face and and you have oh well no no see what you don't understand is this and it's like motherfucker like you can't accept the simple plausible ah answer to anything else except when it comes to these guys then that then it's all oh well no it's this is that but everything else is a wild-ass fucking conspiracy okay
02:01:54
The Whole Ballgame
Uh-huh.
02:02:02
The Whole Ballgame
Well, look, and here's the other thing, like that we don't really talk much about here because one is clearly more evil than the other, right?
02:02:09
Cock Rockok
yes
02:02:10
The Whole Ballgame
But there are a whole, whole lot of dipshit Democrat fans in the world that, that do the exact same thing from the other side and I think what Blake and I rally against more than anything here is is pretty evident because we probably say the two words, intellectual dishonesty, 47 times every time we get on the microphone.
02:02:32
Cock Rockok
Yes. It's caused
02:02:35
The Whole Ballgame
And that doesn't, i mine as well.
02:02:36
Cock Rockok
problems in my home.
02:02:39
The Whole Ballgame
It doesn't discriminate based on what type of voter you registered as. That's the bottom of the six. We're headed to seventh here.
02:02:49
The Whole Ballgame
It's a six to three Mariners Griffey on the way.
02:02:52
Cock Rockok
look anything we're discussing in this realm is clear as fucking crystal as far as i'm concerned like we're not having nuanced discussions about cryptic thing like this is i don't know what the fuck you're looking at and hearing and you're you're choosing to make bad decisions to get the shitty things that you want because well you're a shitty person you haven't come to grips with that quite yet You can enable bad people and try to pretend to, you know.
02:03:26
The Whole Ballgame
Well, and and you use the word nuance, you use the word nuance a lot. And I'm like, yes, with the frazzle drip stuff and with the conspiracy shit, nuance, I suppose is appropriate. Um, but it feels like they're capable of nuance in some situations, but if the nuance requires them to be uncomfortable,
02:03:53
The Whole Ballgame
Then they refuse to use the part of their brain that accepts nuance. So the second that things get uncomfortable for them, which by the way, is a very particular sort of privilege.
02:04:01
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
02:04:05
Cock Rockok
Sure.
02:04:06
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, then, uh, then it just goes out the window.
02:04:10
Cock Rockok
You mean when you attack their right to private conscience?
02:04:10
The Whole Ballgame
and
02:04:14
The Whole Ballgame
Precisely. Yeah. Uh, that was a, that was a real doozy the other day.
02:04:16
Cock Rockok
How dare you? How dare you attack my...
02:04:19
The Whole Ballgame
How dare you try to tell me what i what I'm allowed to think and not think.
02:04:20
Cock Rockok
and Hey, fuck you. You can't do that with your body. You get the fuck out of here. You can't be here. Hey, don't you come in here and make me think about these pronouns and interfere with my right to private conscience?
02:04:36
Cock Rockok
Holy fucking shit, man. What a bunch of fucking pussies.
02:04:39
The Whole Ballgame
Again, mental gymnastics, it's like like they're fucking working a floor routine in the Olympics.
02:04:44
Cock Rockok
Jesus Christ. I there's such bitches. It's what it comes, but it's just it's like it's soft ass bitches that are pissed off that
02:04:56
The Whole Ballgame
soft, yes.
02:04:58
Cock Rockok
They don't have their way and things aren't going their way and they can't get their way because they're not capable and they suck. And so they need to enable these shit bag assholes to, you know, normalize their bad fucking behavior.
02:05:19
The Whole Ballgame
And they and they that that's the that's the bitch of it all is like, they, They very well may end up on the the the the shitty side of the stick out of this whole thing. Some of them already already are. I saw a s thing on Reddit earlier today ah that this MAGA woman got hired at the IRS last week.
02:05:46
The Whole Ballgame
and got a letter today because of one of the the the executive orders that he signed that they're not hiring her after all because of this hiring freeze.
02:05:53
Cock Rockok
Oh, yeah. How about that?
02:05:56
The Whole Ballgame
And she's shit out of luck. you know And I bet you she's doing mental gymnastics right now about ways to to claim that she's a willing sacrifice to make sure that America's great again.
02:06:09
Cock Rockok
Gave that man that got killed at that fucking rally's family walked on that stage at the inauguration, pal.
02:06:10
The Whole Ballgame
you know
02:06:17
Cock Rockok
like it There's no graver example.
02:06:23
The Whole Ballgame
There's Kenny grounds out to short ah for two down here in the seventh inning Oh Did you you speaking speaking of ah
02:06:28
Cock Rockok
Because I hate to tell you this, but I don't think old crooked shanks got in there without the approval of the old fucking DJT team. so youre your your beloved died at a Scripted event at the hands of instinct man Keep my bumhole tight dry.
02:06:48
The Whole Ballgame
dipshits on the stage did you see the old man uh uh husband of the uh the senator that that she uh she she that refused to shake hands with kamala at the yep uh she uh yep apparently earlier in the day uh at the uh the the tea that they always have at the white house
02:07:03
Cock Rockok
Yeah, that's all good fishers has been
02:07:16
The Whole Ballgame
huh Uh, he walked up to Doug O'Connell's, uh, hubby and went to shake his hand and Doug went, why the hell would I shake your hand?
02:07:21
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah.
02:07:25
The Whole Ballgame
You wouldn't shake my wife's hand, which good for him.
02:07:27
Cock Rockok
That's right. I bet he didn't have an answer, did he?
02:07:30
The Whole Ballgame
You know what I mean? No, of course not. But apparently they ended up, uh, squashing it after he apologized and, uh, talked about golf for a little while, apparently.
02:07:42
Cock Rockok
Is that what happened?
02:07:43
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, no, it's, yeah, that's really what happened apparently.
02:07:48
Cock Rockok
I don't...
02:07:48
The Whole Ballgame
But that's just it. That's, again, that's what makes this dipshittery so dipshittery. Just gypshittle-ly.
02:07:57
Cock Rockok
Well, you know what's really great about that specifically?
02:08:00
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, look at him.
02:08:01
Cock Rockok
That guy is gonna be dead in like two or three years.
02:08:04
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, look at him.
02:08:04
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
02:08:05
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, of course.
02:08:05
Cock Rockok
That's what I like to say to all these people, because I know it really bothers them and upsets them, because they're terrified of that.
02:08:10
The Whole Ballgame
Mm-hmm.
02:08:13
Cock Rockok
like
02:08:13
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, oh, the day he dies is gonna be a wonderful, wonderful day.
02:08:14
Cock Rockok
like
02:08:17
The Whole Ballgame
ah J.D. Vance is completely inept, ah but all of them, yay, of course.
02:08:21
Cock Rockok
I'm not talking just about them, I'm talking about them, all of them. I'm talking about the the old, fucks the old MAGA fucks like like you people are Handfuls of days away from the end of your life and and this is what you're doing at the end of it my god how oh What a what a sad fucking state of affairs But no it became kind of clear today to me though seeing some of the just laziness in him like
02:08:55
The Whole Ballgame
Be on your walks.
02:08:57
Cock Rockok
He's not going to do anything. like he says This about staying out of jail for him. he And now it's about just making as much fucking money as you can till the end.
02:09:06
The Whole Ballgame
yeah
02:09:12
Cock Rockok
and like it it this is a These people are gonna get fucking raped.
02:09:20
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I mean, and and that's it. Like oh some of these guys like jumping down my throat on on on social media and, ah you know, oh, all you Democrats are the same and this and that. And I'm like, look man, I'm gonna be fine. um be Like it's gonna, you know, ah you probably won't be.
02:09:43
The Whole Ballgame
You probably won't be fine because it's that's the ah crazy and it's more even more insidious part of all of this is how many poor people are going to be so much worse off because of all of this that truly believe that they're going to be saved by this.
02:10:00
Cock Rockok
Oh, they're doing the yeah.
02:10:00
The Whole Ballgame
sit Like it's just, you know, again, it's that mental gymnastics thing to, because you need something so badly and and you haven't received it. So like, if, if socially, if, you know, if out in public, this guy talks enough like me, he must be like me.
02:10:15
Cock Rockok
Mm hmm.
02:10:17
The Whole Ballgame
So he's going to take care of me.
02:10:17
Cock Rockok
Yeah. Yeah, that's a big thing.
02:10:19
The Whole Ballgame
No, he's not.
02:10:21
Cock Rockok
Yeah, no.
02:10:24
The Whole Ballgame
And you're going to learn that. I already know. So I'll be fine.
02:10:26
Cock Rockok
Well, see, they had no alternative, though. Cause it, if they don't believe in him, then what are they left with themselves?
02:10:29
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, they don't know.
02:10:33
Cock Rockok
And they know they can't fucking get it done. That's what it comes back to.
02:10:36
The Whole Ballgame
yeah
02:10:37
Cock Rockok
Like, uh, I just, it'll be fine.
02:10:46
The Whole Ballgame
The kind of people that outwardly complain and get angry about the price of eggs
02:11:00
The Whole Ballgame
What, that's, that's the sort of like, I understand, like some people are hurting and that's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is getting angry, like demonstrably angry about the price of eggs. Like what are we doing?
02:11:14
Cock Rockok
Hey, you guys got all the goddamn fucks that At the end of the day just hate the government blame the government for all their problems and it's all the government's fault and and and they didn't by the way that means Democrats because somehow the Republicans aren't part of the government and they get to play this fuck like the
02:11:34
The Whole Ballgame
Correct.
02:11:37
The Whole Ballgame
I saw somebody today.
02:11:38
Cock Rockok
You're the people that keep them down the hardest, like for fuck's sakes.
02:11:43
The Whole Ballgame
I saw somebody today that had that that picture, that dipshit on my Facebook posted with Kamala and Barack and George W. all throwing up their hands as they were, right?
02:11:54
Cock Rockok
Oh yeah, that, yeah, yeah.
02:11:56
The Whole Ballgame
And somebody responded to it and said something like, oh yeah, it's state media controlling the narrative. And I didn't reply to it, but I thought, wait a second. If it was state media, that would mean it's Republican, Republican led media, the fuck they don't even know the words they are saying.
02:12:12
Cock Rockok
Well, they're, they're completely fucking inept.
02:12:16
The Whole Ballgame
Yep. Correct. Yeah. It's just, it's inept ineptitude. It is. And it's, um, it would be, Oh,
02:12:26
Cock Rockok
Well, I was told on the Twitter that it was, it's a great awakening. That's what I was told. Cause I surmised that, you know, basically, well,
02:12:33
The Whole Ballgame
are they awake? awake
02:12:35
Cock Rockok
Cause my point was, you know, like here's what happened. Essentially these shit box cell phones allowed the bar to get so fucking lowered that people that were never involved before think we got a dinger here, by the way.
02:12:49
The Whole Ballgame
Look at that. Three run bomb from who?
02:12:57
Cock Rockok
Night heart. Yeah. Leave no man untested. Leave no man untested. You say you're going to crack the foundation?
02:13:08
The Whole Ballgame
You got blowers with a three run bomb here.
02:13:09
Cock Rockok
There's Mike Blowers, isn't it?
02:13:17
Cock Rockok
But what were we talking about before the Blowers bomb?
02:13:21
The Whole Ballgame
ah
02:13:25
Cock Rockok
I don't know, something about dumb fuck Trump.
02:13:26
The Whole Ballgame
uh uh the same old shit we've been talking about for two straight days it doesn't matter doesn't matter uh oh yes a great awakening yeah
02:13:27
Cock Rockok
Yeah, too much probably.
02:13:33
Cock Rockok
Oh, the The Great Awakening. That's what it was. But so because I said, you know, basically, because, you know, before these dumb fucks weren't going to pay enough attention to do anything. And now, you know, they get the cell phones and they get all their fucking research and news and get weaponized.
Ichiro Suzuki's Near Unanimous Hall of Fame Vote
02:13:50
Cock Rockok
And now here they are and and fucking shit up because they don't know their ass from a goddamn hole in the ground and believe that You know Barack Obama is in his fourth administration and all that horseshit Like That's that's problematic and and this fella told me that that was actually just the Great Awakening and that we're fucked so
02:14:18
The Whole Ballgame
You know, speaking of the Great Awakening, we talked about Hall of Fame voting last time we were together and speculated whether each row would get 100% of the vote or not.
02:14:29
The Whole Ballgame
ah Spoilers, he did not.
02:14:33
Cock Rockok
oh No, no So close that's a real pussy thing
02:14:34
The Whole Ballgame
99.7%. One guy who apparently is going to end up remaining yeah and anonymous here. ah just decided not to vote for each row.
02:14:49
The Whole Ballgame
So ah what's this fuck? ah The relief pitcher remains the only unanimous entry into the in Major League Baseball Hall of Fame.
02:15:00
Cock Rockok
I don't know how you don't like my god. Like I said Yeah, matt mo that Each euro got 3000 hits after he fucking turned 30 or 29 or something like that That's insane anyway, that's not even count way did Japan I think he I Think you get to count that stuff But I'm not a huge fucking asshole that
02:15:04
The Whole Ballgame
Mariana Rivera, excuse me.
02:15:14
The Whole Ballgame
It's, yeah.
02:15:20
The Whole Ballgame
Right. Yeah, not even taking into account. Yep.
02:15:31
Cock Rockok
puts a lot of arbitrary boundaries on non realities. So who the fuck am I?
02:15:38
The Whole Ballgame
As we know here, everything is pro wrestling and pro wrestling is everything.
02:15:40
Cock Rockok
Sound like a, sound like a communist.
02:15:45
Cock Rockok
There's a beach ball again. Do you see that?
02:15:48
The Whole Ballgame
Yep. It's a, uh, It's a California crowd here.
02:15:55
Cock Rockok
Oh, where are we at here? That's beautiful coffin state.
02:15:58
The Whole Ballgame
It was Vince Coleman.
02:15:58
Cock Rockok
There's Vince Coleman.
02:16:02
Cock Rockok
That's Kaufman. that's ah That's the last year I think they got the turf.
02:16:07
The Whole Ballgame
Jesus.
02:16:08
Cock Rockok
They get the grass going.
02:16:13
Cock Rockok
For those of you keeping score at home, we did have a pitching change. Bill Risley is in the game for the Mariners. That's a good looking pitching coach. Look like baby Billy from Righteous Gemstones.
02:16:22
The Whole Ballgame
perfect
02:16:27
The Whole Ballgame
yeah ah
02:16:28
Cock Rockok
Sammy Ellis.
02:16:30
The Whole Ballgame
ah
02:16:32
Cock Rockok
Go on, nerd.
02:16:32
The Whole Ballgame
ah
02:16:33
Cock Rockok
Get outside. And that's the line.
02:16:37
The Whole Ballgame
Perfect Jesus United States beat Columbia in the World Cup today Switzerland over Romania
02:16:45
Cock Rockok
Switzerland. Oh, yeah, Gabe. We did win, didn't we? Yeah.
02:16:51
The Whole Ballgame
that's That's sweet. You're thinking of Sweden.
02:16:53
Cock Rockok
Oh, he saw us fine. I traveled, yeah.
02:16:55
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
02:16:58
The Whole Ballgame
I'll tell you, I'll never travel to Switzerland myself. I, I'm going to stay my feet planter right here in the good old U S of Abe. Like, and by God, if Donald Trump ever runs for president, you bet your ass I'm voting for him.
02:17:10
Cock Rockok
ah One time I did go to Denmark and have sex with this silly fella named Andreas. It was Copenhagen.
02:17:31
Cock Rockok
Hey man, this is Copenhagen. You soundin' Chattahoochee.
02:17:39
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know who you're talking about. but Don't be silly.
02:17:43
Cock Rockok
Calvin and Calvin and crusty with Denmark Dick Denmark here on the whole ball game.
02:17:44
The Whole Ballgame
Don't be silly. Don't be silly.
02:17:50
The Whole Ballgame
Hiding inside for a ball.
02:17:57
Cock Rockok
We're doing a new thing where we just introduce random friends Yeah, I think
02:18:01
The Whole Ballgame
It's true. It's true. Where do you meet this one guy? Oh man, I can't wait.
02:18:13
Cock Rockok
ah Think Charlie might be using him Finger down player You
02:18:19
The Whole Ballgame
You're going to stop by and have a, have a plate.
02:18:32
The Whole Ballgame
Get me, ah get me and my friend on my tie.
02:18:32
Cock Rockok
do y'all talk y'all talk y'all Talk about this tizzle, dude
02:18:38
The Whole Ballgame
Diz tizzle. Double tizz.
02:18:43
Cock Rockok
Yo, what's up, Delirium Tremors?
02:18:46
The Whole Ballgame
Delirium Travers. Thank you very much.
02:18:52
Cock Rockok
This man is laboring.
02:18:55
The Whole Ballgame
It really is. it's ah It must be hot. Everybody's shiny.
02:19:01
Cock Rockok
It's really human!
02:19:01
The Whole Ballgame
Lupinella's still chewing on his fucking fingernails.
02:19:03
Cock Rockok
It's human, Gabe!
02:19:06
Cock Rockok
Sorry, I keep the ladies.
02:19:07
The Whole Ballgame
He's been chewing on his fingernails for two hours.
02:19:14
The Whole Ballgame
You gotta keep them nice and dull if you're you're entering a fat set of labia regularly. You can't be scratching that shit up.
02:19:22
Cock Rockok
I mean, that's where I keep I keep the lady's smell there, my fingers, you know? You know, smell them!
02:19:29
The Whole Ballgame
know Hashtag fat set of labia on the whole booking.
02:19:34
Cock Rockok
Dude dropped him titties.
02:19:39
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, no.
02:19:41
Cock Rockok
I think Buck just said he just had surgery on his labrum.
02:19:46
The Whole Ballgame
Labrum.
02:19:48
Cock Rockok
I know, he said labrum like a second after you said labia.
02:19:51
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, really?
02:19:52
Cock Rockok
That's weird.
02:19:53
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, well, you know.
02:19:54
Cock Rockok
That's pretty funny.
02:19:56
The Whole Ballgame
We head to the eighth, it's nine to three mariners here ah in Anaheim.
02:20:02
Cock Rockok
Destination Unknown, Luis Luis Luis Soho.
02:20:09
The Whole Ballgame
That's great. Luis Soho, son.
02:20:12
Cock Rockok
Who do we have here?
02:20:16
Cock Rockok
Hey, Jack, who's that good looking fella?
02:20:20
The Whole Ballgame
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the kisser. It is Craig Lefferts entering the ball game.
02:20:26
Cock Rockok
C!
02:20:26
The Whole Ballgame
I believe this is the one batter we get, we get Lefferts.
02:20:27
Cock Rockok
L! L!
02:20:31
The Whole Ballgame
I believe he's in for one third of an inning, if I remember the box score correctly.
02:20:37
Cock Rockok
This is his last game, I think. That's what we discussed.
02:20:41
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, that's right.
02:20:44
Cock Rockok
I'm sorry, I love you.
02:20:53
Cock Rockok
What a... Carl's Jr. in the background. Oh shit, is that Don Teriyaki coach at first?
02:21:05
The Whole Ballgame
Look here There's nothing I get I get mistaken for wakamatsu on a regular basis but I just keep drinking my tie and eating spam and eggs and I like the chicken and teriyaki here at teriyaki clubs You can come and see me.
02:21:06
Cock Rockok
Actually, it's Don Wakamatsu.
02:21:28
The Whole Ballgame
I'll be at the bar all night My tie is on me player
02:21:33
Cock Rockok
I'll be the one with the finger down.
02:21:37
The Whole Ballgame
Not up, always down, I set the line, playa.
02:21:41
Cock Rockok
10 up, 10 down.
02:21:42
The Whole Ballgame
Do not cross, do not cross this line.
02:21:49
The Whole Ballgame
It's like TNA, cross the line, playa.
02:21:51
Cock Rockok
Oh, God.
02:21:53
The Whole Ballgame
See what happens.
02:21:57
Cock Rockok
We dial it in, Jack.
02:21:59
The Whole Ballgame
I gotta make sure my dog's not shitting in the kitchen, hold on.
02:22:01
Cock Rockok
Oh, OK, yeah, do that.
02:22:05
Cock Rockok
We got a high pop-up.
02:22:11
Cock Rockok
Gabe's favorite spike gets it.
02:22:15
Cock Rockok
I would have spiked the dog myself. That had been my personal choice, but I think he's the one that goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I could have that backwards. It was a little dog in the big one, but Lou is, uh, Lou has really got them fingernails working, man.
02:22:34
The Whole Ballgame
It's disgusting.
02:22:34
Cock Rockok
Good God. I thought I'd cheat my fingernails a lot.
02:22:41
The Whole Ballgame
Well, he once spit them in my face, Blake. And I, that's when I punched Lupinella right in his kisser. They old fuck never did it again. I'll tell you that.
02:22:52
Cock Rockok
Like Rob Dibble.
02:22:52
The Whole Ballgame
You know, you know why I just told you it's cause I punched him.
02:22:55
Cock Rockok
I doubt. Oh.
02:22:57
The Whole Ballgame
Dummy.
02:22:58
Cock Rockok
Yeah. Well, did you have to call me a dummy?
02:23:01
The Whole Ballgame
Well, you tell, why don't you tell me?
02:23:03
Cock Rockok
I just don't think so. thanks sir
02:23:05
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, well, I'm a man of my word. I'll apologize if I'm in the wrong.
02:23:13
Cock Rockok
Did you say once at some point that if you were in the wrong, you would apologize? Do you have to?
02:23:18
The Whole Ballgame
I just did just now, you didn't hear me?
02:23:19
Cock Rockok
Well, no, but you said your vanity word. So that, that would, that would mean you previously stated it before and you would need to keep that word.
02:23:22
The Whole Ballgame
Why don't you just pay attention?
02:23:28
The Whole Ballgame
Maybe you previously stated it and just heard it as if I were the one saying it.
02:23:32
Cock Rockok
I, I don't appreciate your style of arguing.
02:23:33
The Whole Ballgame
What about that?
02:23:38
The Whole Ballgame
I don't appreciate your style of anything.
02:23:40
Cock Rockok
You just.
02:23:42
The Whole Ballgame
What do you think about that?
02:23:43
Cock Rockok
It's impossible.
02:23:45
The Whole Ballgame
You're impossible. What do you think about that, Blake? hu I don't know what it is you're talking about that I keep doing.
02:23:49
Cock Rockok
Keep doing it.
02:23:54
The Whole Ballgame
I'm just having a conversation with a friend or someone who is supposedly a friend.
02:23:57
Cock Rockok
So one sided.
Challenges of Co-sleeping
02:24:00
Cock Rockok
Oh, so now you're reversing the heat.
02:24:03
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know what that is even supposed to mean, Blake. I have plenty of heat. It's hot and humid here on a ah Los Angeles evening.
02:24:12
Cock Rockok
ah Rick would disagree he says it's pretty fucking cold there Says you let the furnace fucking break down because you didn't change the filter or something Ventura I'm dead now
02:24:25
The Whole Ballgame
My name is not Jess. It's Randy. weep We were children together.
02:24:43
Cock Rockok
But I must see how.
02:24:46
The Whole Ballgame
Oh dear, all right.
02:24:47
Cock Rockok
Will I fit this cock? I think not.
02:24:51
The Whole Ballgame
You in a cow?
02:24:54
Cock Rockok
Oh, boy, how. Don't forget, Padre's pitcher, Eric Shao, died of a cocaine overdose.
02:24:57
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
02:25:06
Cock Rockok
I always loved him the most.
02:25:10
Cock Rockok
Not too shabby, says Buck Martinez. Yeah, that's, I put myself in a corner there.
02:25:17
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I've been sleeping in the corner for some time now.
02:25:20
Cock Rockok
Yeah. How's the temperature, Rick?
02:25:23
The Whole Ballgame
It's a little chilly in here looking at the, the thermostat at 67 degrees in the house.
02:25:28
Cock Rockok
Wow. That is a little cool.
02:25:30
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, but it's because, uh, there's an addition on the back end and it's got better, better, uh, uh, what's the word I'm looking for, uh, in insulation.
02:25:41
Cock Rockok
Circulation. Oh, insulation.
02:25:44
The Whole Ballgame
And, uh, so the bedroom. where Gabe and the his old lady and the baby sleep all in the same bed because she wouldn't listen and tell him. And and when he told her that co-sleeping is a bad idea.
02:25:58
Cock Rockok
Uh-huh, yeah.
02:25:59
The Whole Ballgame
ah But anyway, they sleep in there.
02:26:02
Cock Rockok
do you ever Do you ever worry that Gabe's going to roll over on the baby and suffocate it?
02:26:07
The Whole Ballgame
all the time constantly as a matter of fact uh uh but uh anyway uh it stays real hot in the bedroom so we got to keep it cool out out here for uh and yeah it's a lot of people in the room and in the bed and uh a lot of hot air coming out it gave big fat fucking face so
02:26:18
Cock Rockok
a Lot of people ah sure Not much is
02:26:35
The Whole Ballgame
So I understand is what I'm saying. I got lots of blankets, but, but you know, it's not as warm as the inside of a femoral artery.
02:26:46
The Whole Ballgame
No, no, I think about it a lot.
02:26:48
Cock Rockok
Maybe some other type of artery. Fuck.
02:26:59
The Whole Ballgame
You know, I can relate with Lou chewing on his nails. ah I got a collection of old fingernails on the windowsill here, about three and a half inches high.
02:27:06
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
02:27:09
Cock Rockok
That's quite a stack.
02:27:10
The Whole Ballgame
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah.
02:27:12
Cock Rockok
Are they, are they ears or?
02:27:13
The Whole Ballgame
I'll make, ah they're mine, they're mine.
02:27:15
Cock Rockok
Oh.
02:27:16
The Whole Ballgame
Occasionally I'll i'll chew on the the three or four extra hands I carry with me everywhere. But, but you know, I've whittled them sons of bitches down to the the quick, you know, there's not really much left.
02:27:25
Cock Rockok
Well, what do you pick? You pick them up at. You pick them up at Home Depot or something and probably have a heart.
02:27:31
The Whole Ballgame
Oh no, these are, these are some of the gals from way back. As you know, I never killed alone. It was always, it was always in, in, in, in support of dad.
02:27:40
Cock Rockok
Sure, I thought you meant hands like, you know, working hands.
02:27:45
The Whole Ballgame
Oh no, no, no, no. I mean, actual physical hands, uh, from, from some of the girls that we juiced in the seventies in Southern Illinois, just South of Effingham, you know, it's actually pretty close to Saxton.
02:27:48
Cock Rockok
Gotcha. No, that's clear now, yeah, the the girls... the Yeah, the one... Oh, okay, come on, that's nice.
02:27:58
The Whole Ballgame
Mm-hmm.
02:28:00
Cock Rockok
Do you know ah Gary Livingston?
02:28:02
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know Gary, no. I heard tell of him, though. He seems like he was a real charming boy.
02:28:08
Cock Rockok
He's got a set of eyes on you get those peepers?
02:28:11
The Whole Ballgame
ah I can't, I can't, I don't know about that. Certainly, you know.
02:28:19
Cock Rockok
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those eyes?
02:28:25
The Whole Ballgame
Well, you know why? that That's one of my favorite old tunes.
02:28:28
Cock Rockok
Bet that it is that is hey, that's right You're a big King Griffey jr.
02:28:29
The Whole Ballgame
Hey, is that Ken Griffey Jr. at the bat? My goodness, is this is like, this is like three, this is like three times he's been up to bat in three different endings.
02:28:39
Cock Rockok
Fan if I remember something about his thighs I
02:28:42
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, there's nothing, nothing wrong with a pair of thighs that are so, and buttocks too, that are so tight and and just perfect.
02:28:50
Cock Rockok
Yeah, that was it.
02:28:50
The Whole Ballgame
I loved, I loved pitching against him too.
02:28:51
Cock Rockok
That's it.
02:28:54
The Whole Ballgame
I pitched against him a couple times when I was in San Francisco. ah That's not true at all. I never faced him once.
02:28:59
Cock Rockok
yeah
02:29:03
Cock Rockok
I'm struggling out here, Jack.
02:29:07
Cock Rockok
I got no meniscus, and you're coughing at the phone, you fucking idiot, Leon.
02:29:08
The Whole Ballgame
well
02:29:12
Cock Rockok
I called it a phone.
02:29:16
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, everything's a phone.
02:29:17
Cock Rockok
It's true.
02:29:21
Cock Rockok
Sometimes in the future, people won't even know what a phone was.
02:29:25
The Whole Ballgame
What's a phone?
02:29:28
Cock Rockok
Kayfabe.
02:29:28
The Whole Ballgame
Didn't think it was going to be that far in the future, did you?
02:29:33
Cock Rockok
No.
02:29:33
The Whole Ballgame
Filed to the left side there for Ken, but he's making this at bat last.
02:29:38
Cock Rockok
He's fighting it off.
02:29:42
The Whole Ballgame
You know who sucks at commentary? Tom Brady.
02:29:46
Cock Rockok
Oh yeah, I'm sure. i mean
02:29:47
The Whole Ballgame
Holy shit. I watched a bunch of the, uh, uh, the lions game and well, the first half anyway. And that fucking guy's absolutely, uh, infuriating to listen to.
02:30:03
Cock Rockok
I mean, you've heard the voice that you can extrapolate to what that, like, I don't know why. I mean, I get it, but, and I mean, fuck he's like the highest paid guy too.
02:30:17
Cock Rockok
Which I
02:30:18
The Whole Ballgame
Lefferts delivers low and inside two and two to Griffey.
02:30:24
Cock Rockok
think we're seeing why this might be Craig's last game.
02:30:31
The Whole Ballgame
Not inspiring confidence here, no.
02:30:33
Cock Rockok
My looks pretty good though, Jack.
02:30:40
Cock Rockok
Oh.
02:30:40
The Whole Ballgame
Got runners juicing the bags right now.
02:30:45
Cock Rockok
Ken's fighting it off.
02:30:48
The Whole Ballgame
No, we never juiced any bags, Gabe.
02:30:50
Cock Rockok
Oh, no.
02:30:51
The Whole Ballgame
it was ah They were mostly younger girls, not old bags. um dad I think the oldest girl that dad ever brought in was probably in her late 30s, but she was slim and trim and was a runner, ah which he always loved.
02:31:06
The Whole Ballgame
He always loved the thrill of the chase, you understand?
02:31:09
Cock Rockok
Oh yeah, he chased him down, huh?
02:31:11
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, yeah yeah, yeah. He had this conversion man, 1977 Chevy Astro. And, uh, you know, what he did was he rigged up a little compartment underneath the third row seat that lifted up into like a bed.
02:31:23
Cock Rockok
Uh-huh. Yeah.
02:31:27
The Whole Ballgame
Um, and, and he would stick the girls in there, tie them up, uh, give them a little, little bit of sedative and we'd get there. There's that wrestling figure you were talking about again.
02:31:36
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah, they got the group for your wrestling buddy Tell that tell that group of fellas Yeah, tell that group of fellas to keep their heads on a swivel for borders our Tom home and I'm gonna take a shit.
02:31:38
The Whole Ballgame
a They been selling them out in the the stores at the time, huh? Maybe, maybe we should look it up.
02:31:53
The Whole Ballgame
It's a good point. I'd hate to see.
02:31:56
Cock Rockok
No, no, no deportable
02:32:01
The Whole Ballgame
Honey, bring me a ham sandwich on the toilet.
02:32:05
Cock Rockok
10 to 3 mariners now.
02:32:05
The Whole Ballgame
I'm hungry.
02:32:09
Cock Rockok
Quite frankly, Leffert is lucky that JT Snow is standing there. griy smoke that
02:32:14
The Whole Ballgame
I think it's ah it's probably time for a pitching change here in in Anaheim. Guessing we're gonna see that shortly.
02:32:33
Cock Rockok
Bunch of fucking beanie babies. Oh There it is oh, yeah tackling buddy King. I remember this now seeing it in the box In box on eBay for 150 bucks It appears they have all sorts of different ones for different sports you have
02:32:40
The Whole Ballgame
Tacklin' buddy.
02:33:00
Cock Rockok
Nolan Ryan, Jose Conseco, Ken Griffey Jr. and Ryan Sandberg.
02:33:06
The Whole Ballgame
Sandberg. All right.
02:33:07
Cock Rockok
NFL, we have Randall Cunningham, Joe Montana, Troy Aikman, Dan Marino, Warren Moon, Jim Kelly and Boomer Esiason.
02:33:17
The Whole Ballgame
What are these called again?
02:33:20
Cock Rockok
Tackling buddies.
02:33:24
Cock Rockok
And ah hockey, you have Wayne Gretzky, Brett Hall and Mario Lemieux.
02:33:29
The Whole Ballgame
Oh.
02:33:30
Cock Rockok
And then in the NBA, there's magic bird. And of course, uh, Patrick, uh, Ewing, uh, Jr's favorite cousin.
02:33:42
The Whole Ballgame
Maybe a son of a gun.
02:33:47
Cock Rockok
Nolan Ryan one is pretty, uh, scary looking.
02:33:52
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, it's not great looking at it now.
02:33:54
Cock Rockok
It's the hair.
02:33:57
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, it's. He kind of looks like ah Corbin Burnson little bit.
02:34:01
Cock Rockok
It's like a doll that's going to rape you.
02:34:05
The Whole Ballgame
But like Corbin Burnson today, not not like.
02:34:08
Cock Rockok
Yeah, not Roger Dorn.
02:34:10
The Whole Ballgame
No. No. And that's the end of the inning. We head to the bottom of the ninth.
02:34:19
The Whole Ballgame
Nope. Bottom of the eighth. Hard to the lineup coming up for California, though. Down seven. Oh.
02:34:27
Cock Rockok
Don't call it to come back, because it's not a comeback. What?
02:34:32
The Whole Ballgame
Looks like he almost hit. He almost hit salmon with that pitch.
02:34:35
Cock Rockok
I thought you stumbled across something and you're scrolling as the screen danced across your face.
02:34:45
The Whole Ballgame
I'm looking up these tackling buddies.
02:34:48
Cock Rockok
You gonna buy one?
02:34:50
The Whole Ballgame
If the price is right.
02:34:54
Cock Rockok
Final line on Lefferts, one inning pitch, two hits, one run, one earned, one walk.
02:35:05
The Whole Ballgame
Thank you, Craig, for your, your service and your incredible career here in major league baseball. I'm sure we'll, we'll hear from you down the road.
02:35:14
Cock Rockok
Leave the memories alone, don't let them fade.
02:35:22
The Whole Ballgame
Not counting the tag team match, when how did how did Michaels get retired? I don't remember now.
02:35:29
Cock Rockok
Undertaker. Oh, you mean like...
02:35:32
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 28, WrestleMania 28. Yep, no, 27.
02:35:36
Cock Rockok
No, 20-26. In Arizona.
02:35:40
The Whole Ballgame
It was 26 and 27.
02:35:42
Cock Rockok
25 and 26.
02:35:42
The Whole Ballgame
Is that the Arizona? Oh, okay, all right.
02:35:45
Cock Rockok
the twenty fifth anniversary remember with the big star Houston.
02:35:48
The Whole Ballgame
No.
02:35:52
The Whole Ballgame
Okay, i thought it was i thought I thought Arizona was the one with ah Edge.
02:35:59
Cock Rockok
Edge and Jericho.
02:36:02
The Whole Ballgame
Okay, so 28 was Edge in Undertaker.
02:36:06
Cock Rockok
Edge and Undertaker was twenty four.
02:36:09
The Whole Ballgame
All right, whatever. Fuck, no, really?
02:36:12
Cock Rockok
orlando Yeah, Edgy the Undertaker is Orlando and that's where Flair and Michaels was too. Twenty-five is Houston and that's HBK and Undertaker and then they do it to again at twenty-six for Sean's retirement.
02:36:28
The Whole Ballgame
And then 27 is ah triple H and taker.
02:36:31
Cock Rockok
And then they do it again at twenty-eight, yep.
02:36:32
The Whole Ballgame
Okay. Okay. Got it. Okay.
02:36:36
Cock Rockok
Yes, he wrestled Sean and Triple H for four years.
02:36:42
Cock Rockok
I mean, I guess it worked out fine.
02:36:47
The Whole Ballgame
It's all fine. None of it really matters. Nothing really matters.
02:36:53
Cock Rockok
Tell that to yourself when you're laying there in your death bed and all you hear is real American playing.
02:37:03
The Whole Ballgame
You know how to cut to the core of me.
02:37:05
Cock Rockok
Let me know.
02:37:07
The Whole Ballgame
Well, I'm glad you mentioned that, Blake. Cutting to
Anatomy Interests and Humor
02:37:10
The Whole Ballgame
the core is usually pretty difficult.
02:37:12
Cock Rockok
Yeah, give us a text of it.
02:37:13
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah. Well, I mean, look, as you know, Gabe, you know, lack... When, when they cut in the middle of the chest, you got that breast bone. You know what I mean? So cutting through the core, you get a lot of stomach and a lot of the stomach, uh, stuff like the stuff that's in the stuff. There's a lot of goo is what I'm saying. You know, there's less blood, but there's a lot of, a lot of stuff that you got to get through. That's why I never liked really making a mess of things. So that femoral artery really is the way to go.
02:37:49
Cock Rockok
Yeah, thank you for that Rick I that man has a World Cup the World Cup captivated American 94 Did you watch the World Cup Rick Yeah
02:37:58
The Whole Ballgame
I remember it. ah No, I can't say that I did. I think soccer is a bullshit sport, where they just kick a ball around and and just run for 60 minutes. It doesn't really mean much. you know i don't I don't really understand what's going on half the time, um so I don't pay much attention to it myself.
02:38:21
Cock Rockok
I figure your dad would have liked it with all the ladies running around, you know?
02:38:25
The Whole Ballgame
oh No, no, no, they're they're running he chases after the women who are running cuz because he likes the way their thighs meet their buttocks You know the way that I like Ken's You see that's where I get it is my point because that's why I appreciate the connection ah between the thigh and the buttock is because my dad also appreciated the connection between the thigh and the buttock and
02:38:36
Cock Rockok
Yes, yes. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
02:38:50
Cock Rockok
Right, it's all about the connection.
02:38:53
The Whole Ballgame
Unless of course we're talking about eyes, you can connect with someone through their eyes. That's why I like the eyes so much. And that song you were singing earlier made me real happy. So anytime you feel like singing that song, I'd be happy to hear it.
02:39:05
Cock Rockok
he paper where you get
02:39:08
The Whole Ballgame
where'd you get them where'd you get those eyes you know game was watching a movie the other day and there's a guy his name was justin long he has real nice peepers too he was in he was in i think it was it was one of them kevin smith movies uh about making pornography um
02:39:09
Cock Rockok
those paper chief friends creamers where she and
02:39:24
Cock Rockok
Oh, yeah. Justin.
02:39:34
Cock Rockok
Oh, okay.
02:39:36
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I don't know but it was good one.
02:39:36
Cock Rockok
Uh, is that, uh, chasing Amy?
02:39:38
The Whole Ballgame
He was going I liked it but his eyes are really something special No, no, it's with a it's with the guy from ah that was in the movie with the ah ah the girl from the hospital show and he he gets her pregnant and ah They sing the the rap song at the beginning.
02:39:44
Cock Rockok
No, that's not it.
02:39:56
Cock Rockok
Oh.
02:40:01
The Whole Ballgame
um Oh Goodness knocked up knocked up is the name of it
02:40:05
Cock Rockok
Oh, knocked up. Yeah, that's a good one.
02:40:06
The Whole Ballgame
yeah that guy I don't remember ah he's a scruffy looking yeah that's it that's it that's a Seth Rogen movie yes Zach and Miri make a porno that's what it's called yeah Justin Long's in that one he's got eyes on him boy I tell you what mm-hmm yes he does yep
02:40:08
Cock Rockok
That's Seth Rogen.
02:40:12
Cock Rockok
Mm-hmm.
02:40:15
Cock Rockok
I thought you were talking about them making porn.
02:40:20
Cock Rockok
Zack and Mary, yeah, yeah. OK, I thought you'd Yeah, I got... Oh, yeah, because he plays the porn star.
02:40:34
Cock Rockok
Homosexual porn star, right?
02:40:36
The Whole Ballgame
I mean, he's at least part homosexual like me.
02:40:38
Cock Rockok
Yeah, yeah. He is there with his lover.
02:40:43
The Whole Ballgame
He is, yeah.
02:40:47
Cock Rockok
Something hung, I believe, right? Didn't he have hung in his name? Hung Daddy. Hung Daddy 69.
02:40:58
The Whole Ballgame
Did you hear that? I don't know if you heard that, Blake, but Buck and and his partner here, what's his partner's name again?
02:41:06
Cock Rockok
Dave Camp, yeah, Dan Campbell.
02:41:06
The Whole Ballgame
Dan Campbell, Dave Campbell. He's talking about Dave Campbell was the was the catcher in the opening scene of Mr.
02:41:10
Cock Rockok
Dave Thomas.
02:41:14
Cock Rockok
Uh-huh.
02:41:16
The Whole Ballgame
Baseball.
02:41:17
Cock Rockok
Oh, how about that?
02:41:18
The Whole Ballgame
And he they kept in between each take, they would dump a pile of rosin into his glove.
02:41:25
Cock Rockok
Mm.
02:41:25
The Whole Ballgame
So every time that they would throw it, there'd be this big old puff of rosin.
02:41:31
Cock Rockok
Wow.
02:41:32
The Whole Ballgame
which I think Nolan would have been really excited about to see. I don't know if you know this or not, but Nolan had a bit of a rosin addiction.
02:41:38
Cock Rockok
well addiction sure oh yeah well you know what the kids call that they call it booping it right then it booping is it booping or booping uh
02:41:43
The Whole Ballgame
He would, you know you know how most people like will snort a cocaine or something like that in their nose. Nolan would snort cocaine, but he he would use his butthole for the rosin.
02:41:58
The Whole Ballgame
What's that now?
02:42:01
The Whole Ballgame
Booping But I don't know I don't boofin sounds better to me, you know, cuz I if I have sex with man I call it boofin so Boof it is I Just watched Teen Wolf ah Last week the folks on the the the patreon know that already but so get ahead of the game ah patreon dot.com slash the whole ball game
02:42:10
Cock Rockok
Like the girl from Teen Wolf. Isn't that her name, Boof?
02:42:23
Cock Rockok
Mm-hmm, they do.
02:42:29
The Whole Ballgame
um
02:42:30
Cock Rockok
I believe we talked about the 80s tits and how they were better.
02:42:33
The Whole Ballgame
We did, oh, God, you get ah you get about three quarters of the titty in
Teen Wolf and 80's Femininity
02:42:40
The Whole Ballgame
that one when he's in the the the dressing room for the play with, uh-huh, yep, yep, yeah, she's a, oh my goodness.
02:42:43
Cock Rockok
Burn the fields and whatever fuck you says Then she's got the tan line to The titty tan line dude like titty Tyler dude tippy canoon Tyler too. That's what they're talking about over on the patreon too brother Those nasty hanger sass girls
02:43:03
The Whole Ballgame
If you want to learn a little bit about presidential history as well, we'll give you a little breakdown of ah the William Henry Harrison regime. ah That's ah ah that's ah Harrison. Harrison's campaign slogan was Tippecanoe and Tyler too, because you understand William Henry Harrison was a ah ah a military hero and won the Battle of Tippecanoe there in Indiana
Historical Events and Modern Parallels
02:43:30
The Whole Ballgame
as part of the War of 1812.
02:43:32
The Whole Ballgame
And that's how he won the presidency. 1816, I believe.
02:43:40
Cock Rockok
Yeah, I think he had a Thomas Edison help him steal the election through rigging the voting machines.
02:43:47
The Whole Ballgame
Correct, that's right. yeah And then historically, very, very famously ah at the inauguration itself, Thomas Edison threw up a a Nazi salute in the middle of of of everything ah going on.
02:44:04
The Whole Ballgame
and Nobody knew what Nazis were, everybody just assumed it was Roman.
02:44:06
Cock Rockok
Mmm, right. Yeah the OTC The OTC it was an OTC salute me
02:44:09
The Whole Ballgame
yeah Who says history doesn't repeat itself, people?
02:44:19
The Whole Ballgame
Fuck. You see, it's because his name's Roman, everybody. Very good. Very, very good. Very good.
02:44:31
Cock Rockok
Look at that nicks rockets and world cup soccer. This is five days after oj's bronco chase, too So they're gonna talk for about 10 minutes at the very beginning about what oj's doing in jail Because that shit that shit took the nation over The
02:44:46
The Whole Ballgame
Swing and a miss. sit down.
02:44:53
Cock Rockok
the summer belonged to the juice and the strike
02:44:57
The Whole Ballgame
Keith Mitchell back up now.
WCW Pay-Per-View Preparations
02:45:00
The Whole Ballgame
He was working on, uh, production drawings for the next WCW paper view here, which would have been, uh, June.
02:45:10
Cock Rockok
oh Yeah, you got the bat or no, they weren't doing that.
02:45:11
The Whole Ballgame
So great American bash bash at the beach.
02:45:13
Cock Rockok
No, they weren't doing that back in 94 Bash at the beach Hogan's coming in Hogan brother um I'm coming in dude.
02:45:18
The Whole Ballgame
Yep. Yeah.
02:45:21
Cock Rockok
We're about to change the game, dude Gonna hey, I saw I saw King Murphy jr. With his
Wrestling vs. Baseball Career Jokes
02:45:28
Cock Rockok
little kid TK down at Disney at the big the big fucking red and yellow parade, dude I'm gonna get this kid in the business one day.
02:45:39
Cock Rockok
I these
02:45:40
The Whole Ballgame
Had I not been a baseball star, I would have been a professional wrestler.
02:45:43
Cock Rockok
These... This his fuck kid's gonna tell me I'm banned from his show, dude.
02:45:49
Cock Rockok
But you and Linda can't come.
02:45:50
The Whole Ballgame
I met Hulk Hogan once, he was mean to me, and so I told my son TK, don't you dare let him on your television program when you have a television program in 30 years.
02:46:02
Cock Rockok
That's how it happened, dude.
02:46:03
The Whole Ballgame
Okay TK?
02:46:05
Cock Rockok
Yeah, dad! Yeah, yeah! Oh, yeah!
02:46:11
Cock Rockok
I like pixie sticks. I appreciate your commitment to the Keith Mitchell bit.
Sleeping Difficulties Discussion
02:46:25
The Whole Ballgame
That's what it's all about, pal, is commitment. That's it. So that's the difference. That's the difference. You got to go to the bed.
02:46:35
Cock Rockok
I wish I could commit to sleeping.
02:46:37
The Whole Ballgame
Oh, there's a single gets right through Keith Mitchell on the whole ball game. Wish you could commit to what?
02:46:44
Cock Rockok
to Sleeping I I'm going I Tried to take a nap too and I couldn't fall asleep I've tried all that shit.
02:46:46
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah, I wish you could too. I don't know what the hell's going on with you, but you got to go to bed.
02:46:53
The Whole Ballgame
Eh, didn't work? Fuck. but Buy some fuckin' Zquill or Nyquil.
02:47:00
The Whole Ballgame
Doesn't work, huh?
02:47:01
Cock Rockok
Nothing. I get it.
02:47:02
The Whole Ballgame
Shit.
Humorous Baseball Commentary
02:47:03
Cock Rockok
It's like dude. I get like a reverse effect on it. I think Doesn't
02:47:06
The Whole Ballgame
Eh. So take some Dayquil.
02:47:10
Cock Rockok
work that way
02:47:11
The Whole Ballgame
Ah.
02:47:15
Cock Rockok
I'm just resistant to everything, I think.
02:47:18
The Whole Ballgame
Who do we got up here? There's a pitching chain. She's a tall drink of water. Greys?
02:47:23
Cock Rockok
Dr. Meredith Gray.
02:47:25
The Whole Ballgame
yeah Okay, got it Paging dr.
02:47:30
Cock Rockok
Uh-oh, we got to play at the plate.
02:47:30
The Whole Ballgame
Shepherd dr. Derek Shepherd we sure do Eleven to three Mariners now I am just a little man I do not know what it is you answer me I
02:47:31
Cock Rockok
Play at the plate.
02:47:35
Cock Rockok
Edgar, flee to foot. 11 to 3 Mariners. The route is on. Marcel Latchman is Withering away on this game
02:47:53
The Whole Ballgame
i play i I tell my boys, go and play your baseball. But I do not know what to do when they do not listen to me.
02:48:20
The Whole Ballgame
High and outside for ball one.
02:48:25
Cock Rockok
Let's catch your Dan Wilson there.
02:48:28
The Whole Ballgame
It is. We've had Dan Wilson on the ball game before, if I remember correctly.
02:48:31
Cock Rockok
I had Al Wilson on.
Dark Humor: Al Wilson's Death
02:48:36
The Whole Ballgame
He's dead now.
02:48:37
Cock Rockok
He got fucked to death by Don Marie.
02:48:39
The Whole Ballgame
He did.
02:48:40
Cock Rockok
Oh, Dsarcina boots it.
02:48:41
The Whole Ballgame
Not a bad way to go. Oh my goodness. That'll be 12 to three as Keith Mitchell scores on, uh,
02:48:54
Cock Rockok
Craig Lefferts is in the backstage area throwing a tantrum. Television monitors are being broken. He's screaming for Bret Hart for some reason.
02:49:09
The Whole Ballgame
I don't want none of that Olay bullshit.
02:49:15
Cock Rockok
Ole this, Ole that.
02:49:15
The Whole Ballgame
That's exactly what that was. It was Roger Dorn to that, that, that ball.
02:49:18
Cock Rockok
It's an 11-3 game. What are you going to do?
02:49:21
The Whole Ballgame
right
02:49:27
The Whole Ballgame
But it's okay. He doesn't have to perform any calisthenics that he decides aren't necessary. It's part of his contract.
02:49:33
Cock Rockok
Yeah, i don't I don't see Marcel Latchman making him do it.
02:49:36
The Whole Ballgame
You know, I think Marcel is going to piss on his contract.
02:49:39
Cock Rockok
Yeah, Marcel's got a brother, Renee.
02:49:42
The Whole Ballgame
Really?
02:49:43
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
02:49:45
The Whole Ballgame
Hey, look at that.
Light-hearted Baseball Jokes
02:49:48
Cock Rockok
Burnett.
02:49:48
The Whole Ballgame
Double play ball, and that gets him out of the inning. We head to the bottom of and anaheim the a score of 13 to 3.
02:49:56
Cock Rockok
12 to 3.
02:49:56
The Whole Ballgame
12 to 3.
02:49:58
Cock Rockok
You got a real hang up between 12 and 13, don't you?
02:50:01
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know.
02:50:02
Cock Rockok
That's alright Gabe, I too have trouble telling the difference between 12 and 13 and I'm driving my truck.
02:50:02
The Whole Ballgame
I don't know what.
02:50:09
Cock Rockok
It's because my Bluetooth speaker cuts out.
02:50:14
The Whole Ballgame
You gave me my props earlier, but that was a thing of beauty. That was, I was just absolutely wonderful.
02:50:21
Cock Rockok
I just bent over to pick up the piece.
02:50:21
The Whole Ballgame
Hey look, it's Manny's forgotten son, Bobby.
02:50:25
Cock Rockok
Oh no, look at that. What a fitting tribute. Manny's boy Bobby on the ballgame. Rest in peace, Manny.
02:50:33
The Whole Ballgame
Rest in peace, Manny. And we joke, but by boy, what a good man who made a, well, I mean, he cheated on his wife for like the better part of a decade with the the godfather, the godmother of his daughters.
02:50:44
Cock Rockok
Oh.
02:50:47
Cock Rockok
Oh, OK, nice.
02:50:49
The Whole Ballgame
um And that came out, ah thank God, after I had broken up with his daughter, ah but um before,
02:50:54
Cock Rockok
Did it come out before or after he died? Oh, no.
02:50:59
The Whole Ballgame
yeah, yeah. ah But he made a mean ass out of cheddar by God. Oof.
02:51:08
Cock Rockok
I don't even know what that is.
02:51:09
The Whole Ballgame
He would do this thing where he would make birthday dinners for his kids and for, you know, the hangers on. And I was one of them and every year I had to make out of cheddar, which is, which is essentially just carne asada on the grill with a certain amount of seasoning and whatnot.
02:51:15
Cock Rockok
Sure.
02:51:23
The Whole Ballgame
I would, I'd give a lot of things up to have some of his out of cheddar right now. It was so fucking fantastic.
02:51:32
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
02:51:33
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
02:51:34
Cock Rockok
I'm gonna eat a microwavable chicken fried rice when we're done.
02:51:39
The Whole Ballgame
That sounds pretty good. I had, I had, uh, so we had Chinese food
Culinary Creativity with Leftovers
02:51:44
The Whole Ballgame
on Monday. No. Tuesday. No, no, no. It was last week. So Friday.
02:51:50
Cock Rockok
I have Chinese every night, playa.
02:51:51
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
02:51:53
The Whole Ballgame
Don Teriyaki on the whole ballgame.
02:51:55
Cock Rockok
Because I'm eating pussy.
02:51:56
The Whole Ballgame
ah We'll share a picture of Don with you soon. ah But we had Chinese on Friday and over the weekend I took the leftover General So's chicken and a little bit of rice and two crab rangoons and I put them inside of a tortilla and made a wrap and threw it in the
02:52:10
Cock Rockok
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, you're a mad scientist. Jesus, fuck, man.
02:52:20
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, uh, it's our, uh, uh, but General So's chicken wrap.
02:52:25
Cock Rockok
Yeah.
02:52:26
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, and I put it in the, the, the skillet and I browned the tortilla on either side. And, uh, it was pretty good. Like the cream cheese from the, the, uh, the crab Rangoon made everything kind of come together.
02:52:40
The Whole Ballgame
It was fantastic.
02:52:41
Cock Rockok
So much effort just to eat God He's jacking him off that's what's happening now
02:52:41
The Whole Ballgame
I love it. I got to tell you, I love it when we come together.
02:52:55
The Whole Ballgame
Never. Don't know what you're talking about. Whole ball game on Patreon.
02:53:08
The Whole Ballgame
JATs now.
02:53:10
Cock Rockok
that's yes that's good i don't know man you know a lot you know more like weird strange foods than i know total food
02:53:21
The Whole Ballgame
Well, yeah, no, here's the thing.
Unique Cooking and Food Tastes
02:53:23
The Whole Ballgame
I cook, I do the cooking here. I don't really, you know, every once in a great while Jamie will cook for us, but I do the cooking. So yeah, I, I just do more of it.
02:53:34
Cock Rockok
i mean i cook too but ah you you know things i've never heard of
02:53:40
The Whole Ballgame
Like what?
02:53:41
Cock Rockok
What the fuck you just said about Manny's Adachata?
02:53:45
The Whole Ballgame
Oh.
02:53:50
Cock Rockok
That kind of shit.
02:53:52
The Whole Ballgame
Yeah.
02:53:57
Cock Rockok
I guess I have very simple food tastes.
02:54:00
The Whole Ballgame
It's just, uh, it's just a skirt steak that's seasoned. That's all.
02:54:06
Cock Rockok
Uh... I mean, you know, you come from Northwest Indiana, I suppose you're going to have a little bit of flavor for every corner of the world.
02:54:15
The Whole Ballgame
There you go.
02:54:18
Cock Rockok
JT Snow struck out because he's a bitch. Fuck it. Trade me a card.
02:54:29
The Whole Ballgame
As far as I am concerned,
02:54:33
The Whole Ballgame
my name is Bobby Ayala, and I will strike all of them out.
02:54:39
Cock Rockok
What do you mean as far as you're concerned? Like, it's not in dispute, is it? Has anybody said that it's not your name? As far as I'm concerned, it is Bobby I.L. as well. What an ingredients.
02:55:01
The Whole Ballgame
My father calls me Roberto, but I don't like that name.
02:55:03
Cock Rockok
Oh, okay.
02:55:06
The Whole Ballgame
I am Bobby.
02:55:07
Cock Rockok
Okay. Sure. This is America for a little while.
02:55:16
The Whole Ballgame
Oh man, what ah what a ball game.
Mariners Defeat Angels with Double Play
02:55:22
Cock Rockok
Felix for me! 6-4-3! Hahaha!
02:55:25
The Whole Ballgame
And that, friends, countries,
02:55:27
Cock Rockok
That is the game!
02:55:30
The Whole Ballgame
That's the ballgame here, 6-4-3 double play. And we have a final of Mariners, 12 Angels, three. Ken Griffey Jr sets the record for most home runs before the end of June. It's the 94 season that never finished with 31.
02:55:50
The Whole Ballgame
Blake, we would be remiss if we didn't once more plug the Patreon. I know we've done a lot of it tonight, but, uh, Frankly, it's because we're proud of what we've been doing over there.
02:56:02
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, a lot of that I think is the material of course, uh, that we're working with, uh, as we're two thirds of the way through a triple header, uh, from, uh, Sunday, May 7th, 1995 on NBC, the NBA on NBC.
02:56:17
Cock Rockok
Mm hmm.
02:56:20
The Whole Ballgame
We've done, uh, the Pacers at, at, uh, at the Knicks with it would, it's the Reggie Miller game, right? Eight points in 18 seconds at the end of the ball game, nine, whatever.
02:56:28
Cock Rockok
9 8 9 Missed it four times.
02:56:31
The Whole Ballgame
Uh, and then, uh, we also say again.
02:56:34
Cock Rockok
I said he's missed the the time four times folks. He's consistent
02:56:38
The Whole Ballgame
That's great. It's like 18.9 seconds. It is. Uh, anyway, uh, and then, uh, Houston at Utah in a decisive game
Patreon Content and Sports Highlights
02:56:50
The Whole Ballgame
seven, I believe, uh, uh, games.
02:56:52
Cock Rockok
Six mm-hmm
02:56:54
The Whole Ballgame
Thank you. Uh, game six, uh, of the semi-finals in the West, um, where we learn. quite a bit. Gabe learns quite a bit about John Stockton and Carl Malone, both Blake being the one to to pull the wool over out from over my eyes about both of these men and we learn a lot about hero worship in that one and the sometimes this stuff just organically comes together and I'll tell you that second part of this triple header it comes together like like really nothing else ever has for us and I'm very proud of that work that we've done
02:57:31
The Whole Ballgame
And so we definitely want you to check that out. Of course, if you're already part of the ah but Patreon, we thank you. You're getting this ad free and you're welcome. ah But Blake, what what do we have coming up next for the folks that are on the main feed? And then maybe we entice them a little bit more with some of the stuff that we're bringing to the Patreon.
02:57:54
Cock Rockok
We already got the ah we've got the ah January 88 Saturday night's main event for the wrestling on the patreon as well and The inaugural not the inauguration but the inaugural Royal Rumble the Rumble Royale as it were ae coming up and then I You know, and the yeah um on the freeloading side here for the the baseball fans, we do have another just a trip a week down the road and it is, you know, and we we haven't discussed this, but this might even be a bit bigger of a show than a your typical kisser and your star because it's the
02:58:44
Cock Rockok
It's the Montreal Expos and the Atlanta Braves from Olympic Stadium. And this is 1994. So this is obviously the time to tell the story of baseball in Montreal in 1994.
02:59:00
Cock Rockok
but she got
02:59:01
The Whole Ballgame
pins and needles. ah we're We're coming at you with a whole lot of stuff. Blake and I are looking at each other's faces probably more than either one of us is comfortable with lately. um But that's all because of you the support that you're showing us over there at patreon dot.com slash the whole ball game.
02:59:17
The Whole Ballgame
um Look, the ones that get it, get it, and you know who you are. Eventually we'll start naming names just to just to stick it to the assholes that don't quite get it yet. We're kidding, we love you. Patreon dot.com slash the whole ballgame.
Teasing Charlie News Network Content
02:59:34
The Whole Ballgame
um That does it for now. ah What I want you to keep your ears peeled for, eyes peeled for on Twitter is ah more than anything else. What I'm most excited about is ah
02:59:48
The Whole Ballgame
You know, we had Ted make the announcement about a week ago, but the Charlie News Network is coming very quickly ah to the Patreon. And so make sure you stay tuned for that because that's what I'm most excited about in terms of what we're about to jump into here. ah So next time we talk to you on the main feed, we'll be headed to Montreal right here on
03:00:18
Cock Rockok
The whole ballgame.