The Whole Ballgame

Are you tired of the sanitized, analytics-obsessed version of baseball today? So are we. We're Blake and Gabe, two geriatric millennials who firmly believe that baseball peaked before the 1994 strike—back when mullets were long, pitchers were intimidating, and games were actually fun to watch.

On our unhinged journey through baseball’s golden years, we bring you:

⚾ Funny voices that might get us banned from the Hall of Fame.

⚾ Raunchy interludes that you definitely don’t want your kids to hear.

⚾ Personal stories that will make you tear up or vomit, but likely both.

⚾ Audience connection because we couldn’t do this without you.

By joining us on Patreon, you'll help us keep the dream alive while unlocking some amazing perks, including:

🎙️ Ad-free episodes for your uninterrupted nostalgia.

⚾ Exclusive content you won’t find anywhere else.

🖊️ Signed memorabilia for your shrine (or man cave).

📋 Direct influence over future episodes—tell us what to cover!

🕶️ And yes, time travel with Harry Caray's magical glasses.

Your support isn’t just about keeping the podcast running—it’s about making this our livelihood. Together, we can prove that baseball really was better back in the day.

Join the team. Be part of the lineup. And let’s make this a home run!