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Speaker: I may hear you good and loud. All right, Gary. All one. All two. All three. And now, two people that probably know you better than you know yourself. That's my whole ballgame all night long.
Speaker: Hammer glides across a modest studio crowd, equal parts high hearts and families escaping the late summer heat as the Neon graphics, buzz, just a little softer tonight. Hulkamania aftershocks, after shocks don't contract disputes leading into storylines, just a roster of workers happy to work.
Speaker: It's WCW Saturday night in August of 1994 because baseball's gone silent. The strike had ripped the rhythm out of summer, leaving empty nights where box scores and pennant races were supposed to live. And into that void stepped something wonderfully uncomplicated. Two hours of wrestling ah that didn't need to pretend to replace baseball just quietly helped you forget it was gone.
Speaker: There was comfort in the predictability, the ring, the ropes, the cadence of the match building to a finish, the incredibly cheesy factory-esque atmosphere.
Speaker: You could just watch, no standings to track, no season slipping away, just Dustin Rhodes working a hold, Bobby Eaton hitting something crisp and the world for a moment making sense again.
Speaker: What made it work wasn't spectacle, it was steadiness. In a time when baseball fans felt abandoned, WCW Saturday night showed up exactly when it said it would. Every single week, no drama attached.
Speaker: Even someone like Steve Austin, still forming into so who who he'd become, ah felt like part of that bridge. Something in progress, not something being taken away. The crowd wasn't rabid, but it didn't need to be.
Speaker: It was present, appreciative, grateful for the distraction. Wrestling became a placeholder for routine, for ritual, for that simple act of turning something on and knowing it would deliver. And in the strange, unfinished summer of 1994, that was more valuable than any pennant race.
Speaker: We need a break from baseball, and so it's WCW Saturday night being recorded on a Saturday night. How we doing, Blakers?
Speaker: That's exactly the reason why. where We're here on a Saturday night, in and quite quite frankly, goddammit, we felt like you needed to go back.
Speaker: Okay? Baseball, there's no baseball. It's just it's the day before Blake's 13th birthday, quite frankly, and he is jacking it at an astronomical rate. Okay?
Speaker: i Look, look, let me tell you, ah he's worried about his mother finding all the cum stains in his underpants, you see. so what's he doing?
Speaker: What any natural boy would do, like Dustin Rhodes. I've taught myself some, sometimes me and Krause would talk about Dustin. But anyway, you would, you'll take, you roll up some toilet paper, right? And you just stick it on the tip of your dick and It doesn't stick to it at all. And then you end up with a bunch of torn up toilet paper stuck to your cum covered cock.
Speaker: And then maybe if you're lucky, one of the rolls of teepee will fall out the leg of your pants when you're walking through the living room. Oh, no.
Speaker: Oh, yes. But, you know, you get over that quickly and then you just start coming everywhere and saying, fuck it. five years later and i got a cum rag t-shirt that just lays on the floor oh i i was i was far less uh uh i was far more shameful about the thing i i i i'd do anything to hide that shit um
Speaker: Sneak it out in my pants when I took the garbage out. So, and just drop underneath the garbage when I dropped it in the garbage can. Jesus Christ. Because who's going to rummage through the garbage can, right? A hobo?
Speaker: Not mom. Yeah, probably not. But, you know, I don't know. I felt like the semen was a lot thicker back then, too.
Speaker: Well, all right. You know, had a different consistency. it's that It's that first batch, not that that reproduced stuff. That's the good shit, you know?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Original. Oh, wow. Look at that. Mm-hmm. It just comes naturally. Sure. It comes. naturally sure
Speaker: naturally that's right it's thicker because it's natural all right yeah natural boy it's like gasoline man just it's like it's like oozing out like the sea like the secret of the ooze brother you know i was almost shredder dude interesting you mentioned that that's it uh in the theaters this week uh like actually this week like right now 2026 for the uh for the yeah the 35th anniversary yeah 35th anniversary of tmnt2 secret of the ooze wow i have that uh that amca list thing where i can go to four movies a week if i choose to because um i gotta and you do that was just house sometimes not four usually one but uh went last night and
Speaker: ah Unfortunately, you pay the $20 a month and the special attraction things, with the exception, apparently, ah Back to the Future, because I did that for that. ah I couldn't go see the Turtles movie for free, so I didn't. I went and saw something. I didn't even know what I was watching last night.
Speaker: ah There were people hunting other people, and the Hobbit kid was in it. It was weird. I'm sure there was exactly like four people in that goddamn turtle movie too.
Speaker: Like, like you couldn't have sat in there. That's ridiculous. ah Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker: What is this?
Speaker: Well, there, Gene, it's me. It's Ralph Edwards. You fat cocksucker. Blake called me in. He said, we're going to do something for Gene. Let's have This Is Your Life.
Speaker: You've seen The Rock in Merple, right? Merple, whatever the fuck that bitch's name was. I'm entirely familiar with who you're talking about. Yeah, okay. what This is it just for the listeners, 30 of you that are out there.
Speaker: ah I have no idea what's going on right now bit of Bit of a fever dream. I brought Ralph Edwards in. um And throughout the show, we're going to have special guests from Gabe's life coming in to to tell him all the ways that he's affected them over his existence and how much he means to them.
Speaker: So that's what's going on here, folks. Sorry, got I might have hit the button accidentally. I will always play things off of my phone. I will never learn how to do it the proper way. And you can suck my dick.
Speaker: Comes naturally right off to the the cell phone itself. It's WCW Saturday night. I got to tell you, this takes me back to, to man, um a very specific place in time.
Speaker: a Butch is in his recliner, and I am laying on the carpeted floor to the right of him. Cocktail tables in front of him. His mixed nuts are on the cocktail table.
Speaker: My mom's glass rooster full of butterscotch candy is sitting there. oh yeah. I am. Yeah, I'm laying on the carpet and we are watching because ah he was kind enough to let me watch. I i am watching.
Speaker: captain planet in the half an hour before wcw saturday night comes on on tbs uh and then catch the sirenens the same captain planet created by ted turner that is correct yes you're on right say again didn't in that what we learned that he drew himself some bullshit there was some outlandish claim that turner either drew it or fucking wrote it or Anyway, sorry. It was his it was his his idea, yeah. He's the one that pitched it to the executives. and I said, hey, we should have a guy that makes a fucking save the planet. Hey, all right.
Speaker: hey Don't touch Jane.
Speaker: Testicles. um Alphonse. and There it is. ah The sirens go off and the yeah the the Terminator 2 doors open up.
Speaker: with the WCW logo across the front, the caution tape. And we are, we are in a place and time friends. That's very exciting. This is, this is, I'm very excited about this.
Speaker: Well, I'm glad I was hoping you would be. and And like I said, this is a day before my 13th birthday and I am, uh, I'm not watching this. I'm not watching any wrestling. I,
Speaker: have no idea what has gone on in this time frame, in real time anyway. But, yeah, so so yeah i am I am getting ready to begin my middle school football career, I believe, right around this time. So, very exciting shit.
Speaker: No, that's the next year. i don't know. i'm not doing anything of importance here. Playing a lot of NBA Live, probably about it.
Speaker: Yeah, this will be my my just just past my 11th birthday. And so clearly I'm a little younger than you. I'm not doing anything anyway.
Speaker: um You got to be, ah this is SummerSlam-ish. Oh, yeah, that's right. yeah, yeah. So it's about, this would be, i believe it was the 29th.
Speaker: night ah It's a Monday, yeah yeah. Yeah, so it was, yeah. So two days before, yeah, ah went back to school on the 20th. No, this is the end of my first week of school. That's right. Yep. in My first week of school back.
Speaker: And then that next Monday, i got to just go a half a day. And then mom drove me to Merrillville where Uncle Randy picked me up. And we headed to the United Center.
Speaker: That's right. well Did you like my building, Gabe?
Speaker: it was It was very nice. You know, it's hilarious. i yeah I remember distinctly thinking to myself, well, let me ask my dad for one of his pocket knives. And since it's the first episode, first event, then I'll carve my name in the seat.
Speaker: i remember thinking that. I never did it, but I remember thinking it going, oh, that'd be really cool. Yeah, yeah. Make sure to vandalize the very first event. That would be awesome. Mm-hmm. Northwest Indiana zone crosses into the big city and he needs to literally leave his fucking mark.
Speaker: Cause he's a fucking mark. There it is. There it is. Everybody. Walter Payton just two days away. Rest in peace. Sweetness.
Speaker: All right. geez So, Hey, how about you're speaking of football? Your chief signed a Justin Fields, huh? How about do that? How about it? Anyway, the link for WCW Saturday night, August 27th, 1994, is in the show notes below.
Speaker: It's from the WWE vault. um So I don't know how long it's going to be there. So if it disappears at some point, you're listening to this in 2032 and it's not there. That's Blake's fault, not mine.
Speaker: You'd have to imagine everything on YouTube would stay there, right? As long as there is a YouTube channel. Unless they take it down. like Unless the WWE wwe vault takes it down. you know Because it's... it's you know Austin kills his family. and Whatever. was Oh, man.
Speaker: Jesus. They would do it, too. That's why there's just use like a... Like, like there's the fucking nitro episodes. And there's about seven episodes that cover two fucking years. And it's because they just didn't put anything with Benoit up.
Speaker: So you just have massive gaps in the WCW one. The, uh, the mothership has landed. Settle in for a classic 1994 episode of WCW Saturday night featuring stunning Steve Austin, Lord, Stephen Regal, Vader, Harlem heat, and more.
Speaker: Who will go to the pay window? That's the question, Daddy. sure is. Push that play button, baby. Pull it up. We'll count down from three.
Speaker: I'll do three, two, one, play. And when I press play, you press play in three, two, one, play. Oh, yeah. See, these ah these machines...
Speaker: it's the end of terminator 2 you know and i think that's probably why they use him use them because that's what it evokes to me right yeah no the music the it's all terminator got cactus jack's arm and turning into a yeah see it's even the goddamn um yeah just for everybody to to understand i had the live chat replay going i am watching the comments as they came in on this live stream they did when they first uploaded this. So the very first one WCW4L.
Speaker: You're welcome. Last, thank you. Last Wednesday, the Clash of Champions from Cedar Rapids, Iowa. you had ah You had Sherry attacking the Hulkster, and then the man in black in a ski mask came out and took care of him.
Speaker: The Nasty Boys took care of Luger and whoever Luger was with there. Johnny B. Bad's kissing little girls. What else is new? Oh, look at that.
Speaker: We got the yeah Bunkhouse Buck and Terry Funk. and At the Rad Rad says another episode of Captain Planet in the books. And now it's 6.05. It must have been me under my my other pseudonym.
Speaker: Nerdy Dad 524. Man, I remember this right before this Captain Planet was on.
Speaker: We got Shivani, Okerlund, and Bobby Heenan in a neck brace. What a team. You know, I mean, I guess Hogan is there. He's been there a month or whatever, but
Speaker: it certainly much... I may be hurt bad, but I'm not hurting as bad as Hulk Hogan. Like, I don't know. Hogan just kind of ruined it.
Speaker: least until the NWO.
Speaker: Shivani tells Heenan to stop laughing, and we've got Ricky the Dragon Steamboat, your current U.S. heavyweight champion here WCW. He's lighting the... he has statue dragons at the entranceway.
Speaker: And we've got what ah what is potentially the worst... ring announcer in the history of ring announcers. I don't know who it is, but he's just screaming into the microphone.
Speaker: And at ringside, speaking of screaming, we've got ah a man who looks vaguely familiar to me. ah It is, I believe. Oh,
Speaker: ah wow. Come on. Look, come on. You'll get there. ah the The blacktop bully. There it is. In the the red shirt at ringside. it's It's Demolition Smash.
Speaker: corporal Not Corporal Kirshner.
Speaker: Repo Man. Repo. Thank you. Jesus Christ. Also known as Barry Darso. Barry Darso. And you got to you got Tom Burton here as a the Dragon's opponent. Big beefy man.
Speaker: with ah what I can only describe as a skullet and on purpose. It would seem to be intentional, wouldn't it? Yeah. he's He doesn't seem to be losing his hair to any significant degree, maybe a little bit, but then he just shaved the rest of it except for the back.
Speaker: He looks absolutely ridiculous. Hype is here. Media says Tom Burton is my father. Oh, good. ah At Kami K 83 sent 99 pence ah in UK currency to the wwe WWE vault to thank them for this this ah this wonderful thing that they gave away for free.
Speaker: How much money is that in real life? It's about the same. Maybe $1.05, something like that. Blacktop Bully is definitely a Trump guy.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, there's Cammy's 99. I think mine's a little smaller. Puntang Taco C says.
Speaker: At NerdyDad524 says, I think this is 1994.
Speaker: Yes, it is. What a dipshit. Like, it says ah anyway any number of places you look on your screen, you can hover over it.
Speaker: At Franklin8618, I need a snack as I watch. Smart guy. like take it Take it from a fat ass, pals. You need a snack while you watch.
Speaker: Just the scrounge of the universe commenting. like It's bad enough that people watching it and the commenters, man, like yeah that's a whole different level. At KenDeterminedDDQ530,
Speaker: One one is Steve Austin still in WCW during this show.
Speaker: It's a question worth asking.
Speaker: At JC Iceback feels like I should be eating pizza rolls and drinking mug root beer. Nostalgia hitting hard. You know, you can still eat pizza rolls and drink mug root beer today.
Speaker: i think the dragon's going to fly. Perched at the top rope, waiting for Tom Burton to stand up. Huge crossbody block off the top three quarters of the way across the ring. And still, your U.S. World Heavyweight Champion. U.S. World. Your U.S. Heavyweight Champion.
Speaker: You know what just dawned on me? Like, that's got to be one of, if not, like his last match. Because he he, like, gives the fucking belt up at Fall Brawl because he's hurt or whatever.
Speaker: I always thought he like broke his neck. they I thought they said he did it, bashed at the beach against Austin. But then he wrestles for a little while. But, you know, he's... Fall Brawl is a few weeks away, so that's one of the Dragons' last matches there.
Speaker: Tom Burton.
Speaker: Gene is breaking HIPAA laws.
Speaker: It's true. He sure is. You can talk to me and Gene tonight at the WCW Island. 1-900-909-9900.
Speaker: I don't care if they censored or not. I remember. I talked to his doctor. I read the files.
Speaker: What we got here? Terry Funk and Bunkhouse Buck led to the ring by who, Blake? Who's this handsome fella here? Oh, that's Ming.
Speaker: Oh, there's Colonel Robert Parker, a.k.a. Rob Big Dick Daddy.
Speaker: What you think about that, fat boy?
Speaker: but This tag team is called Deuces Wild? Is that what I got right there? I think so big when I sit down to take a deuce, I can tell you how cold the water is on my Tallywacker boy.
Speaker: Oh, no. Is that? No, it just looks like Bobby Eaton. That's not Bobby Eaton. Well, and it's the man with a man with a sign in the crowd that says Buck and Funk, a couple of skunks. Parker and p u two I'm pretty sure one of these men's Joey Maggs because I saw a Joey Maggs sign.
Speaker: That is Joey Maggs. That would be Joey Maggs, the dark haired gentleman there. But as I was about to say, to make matters worse, they've got the Midnight Express tights as well. They sure do. The stripe in the back with the magenta and pink and basically exactly the same as midnight express somebody should ask uh ask jim cornett about this i bet he's aware ones in long tights ones in short pants i mean he's got bobby eaton's haircut for god's sakes uh-huh
Speaker: it was my idea i said fuck that jim cornett he's a cocksucker let's make fun of his boys and i got a big old dick and i didn never shit my pants Joey Maggs and Todd Morton.
Speaker: Todd Morton had four to five different types of sexually transmitted diseases, Gene. Four to five? Like, is that like, just do you usually he's in between one?
Speaker: there's ah There's an incubation period, you understand. i and i do understand. That's true. Yeah. You so you can't he can't pass it if it's not open soil, you know.
Speaker: lot of colored folk here making me sweat.
Speaker: You shouldn't. It's 2026, Colonel Parker. You shouldn't say things like that. No, boy, that's fine. It's 1994. I know how this shit works with your magic glasses, you fat son of a bitch.
Speaker: Don't be trying to hang the colonel out. You've been listening. My goodness, I'm i'm impressed and flattered, sir. I make Mane listen. Oh, okay.
Speaker: He reports back. Every Monday morning. But you boys don't record that often. So he tells me about every four to six weeks.
Speaker: and We got things to do. i don't know what to tell you. you got to go to Easter egg hunts and the like. what that one boy ain't got nothing do. He's an unemployed piece of shit. That's true.
Speaker: No doubt. You got a fat ass and an unemployed piece of shit. That's what we should dream. Sitting around in his house, just wearing himself down in his own mind psychologically.
Speaker: it won't be long till he'll be his own worst enemy and he just fucking end up spontaneously combusting in the couch. From what i can what I can tell, he's jerking off a water-like consistency and semen into his panties every night.
Speaker: So, you know.
Speaker: That ain't how we do it down in Buckstorne. The seaman's very thick as Vaseline-like when you're a young man anyway. And then as you get older, it's very natural for it to become a little a little bit less of a creamier substance. See, I bet yours is real thick because you ain't coming at all, boy.
Speaker: You probably got like like actual caulking coming out. i I'll have you know, last last Saturday, I... yeah I let her rip and it was fantastic. and But I will say this. Like a cement mixer. What I'm discovering is is because of my ah sort of chronic ah dehydration. You got Bunkhouse Bucketary Funk picking up the wind here on Saturday night.
Speaker: um Because of my chronic dehydration. establish your chronic dehydration? is this No. No, i just you know I just don't drink enough water. But what I'm finding is I'm getting particulate matter within that's kind of like ah like gelatin, little like chunks and shit of of gel because I don't have enough water in my body.
Speaker: So very thick, to your point. You could you could fucking ah build a house. You could use it as fucking mortar in between bricks. It's a real mess.
Speaker: It'd be interesting to to have a a stat ah tracking, like a lifetime tracking of like liters of semen or cum produced, whatever.
Speaker: indeed free with of vi sco Complete with the viscosity levels. That would be great. Sure. Yeah. gna You know, as you know, casual GTX is high viscosity motor oil.
Speaker: Who is this motherfucker? Is that the gambler?
Speaker: I don't think so. He looks like he's got too much hair to be the gambler. He's got a cowboy hat on.
Speaker: What? Why would you look at me like that? He has a cowboy hat on. I didn't look at you like anything. i don't know what you're talking about. At Gabe Myers, 4516, we want more in all caps.
Speaker: We got... the Gonna recreate the... ah ah Big Bubba Rogers spot here in just a second, if I remember correctly, with a wooden chair. He's going to just break it right over his face and Ming's going to completely no-sell it. You can really see... yeah the same spot Exactly the same spot that he did with Big Bubba Rogers in like 1986. You
Speaker: can really see like a fat Cody and Dusty's face. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Here we go.
Speaker: i tell you. Heenan screams, run for your life. He's got something the Tongan death grip on Dusty and Arns in the ring with a baseball bat to keep everybody away from him.
Speaker: Cody needs to just put on 200 pounds and just do it. Wouldn't that be so much better? My God, would that be awesome. I think it'd be great.
Speaker: Who the fuck's this asshole?
Speaker: Frankie Lancaster. All right. Thank God. Who is Frankie Lancaster? Is he like an Iowa sort of guy or something? Who's... There's a guy in a blazer that looks like Kevin Nash.
Speaker: Mm-hmm.
Speaker: I see his frothing. It's got to be the gambler, right? Who else could it be? He's got a bandana up over his nose.
Speaker: And he's got, it looks like he's got double A's tights on too. There's an A on his tights.
Speaker: Well, Gabe, I tell you who it isn't, buddy. It's me. It's your old buddy from the past. It's your old pal. Are you ready, pal? Are you ready to get reamed?
Speaker: It's Arn. No, it's me. It's Chad Ream, buddy. How you doing? Sorry about the dick thing. I'm not... to I got paid for this.
Speaker: I would imagine that's the case, Chad. How... but How have you been, sir? it's ah It's been a long time since you tried to suck my penis.
Speaker: As I remember it, Gabe, you were sucking my dick, buddy. Hey, did you hear that thing about Jim Bob that was about the Duggars? but What a hit job. I think they're totally innocent.
Speaker: All right, I'm out of here. I don't want to bring up any more traumatic memories for you. Just had to get my shit in. See ya.
Speaker: She, Bob sent me that link this morning and told me told me that another one of these guys was molesting a kid. And I said, really is it really any surprise to you that this is happening with these people?
Speaker: They were raised in a household, well, at 19 kids. and and And you can only imagine that it was limited supervision because there's 19 of them. And they're all around the same age.
Speaker: you telling me for one second that all these kids weren't just fucking around with each other the whole time, because that's what you do. and and in my opinion, that's how this, something like this happens is, uh, uh, non-existent parental units have a house full of kids and they experience themselves and their, their brothers and sisters who are four or five years older than them are using them sexually And they become attracted to the the children that are their age when they were abused.
Speaker: It just, that's what happens here. It's just, it's psychological. It's got, there's something broken in this household, in this family. And it could be the parents even doing it to them. But like, you don't have that many children without having, so see, he's kissing children again. Jesus Christ, jim j Johnny.
Speaker: Anyway, ah that's that's where my head goes. Well, as once again, you have thought in thought and thought and thought.
Speaker: And, you know, all valid points. but Once again, you have thought and thought and thought. thank I'm going to simply send this to you. And this is what I say. God damn it. That's the answer to this issue.
Speaker: That is the face of JBD. That is Jim Bob Duggar, okay? The patriarch of this horse shit. Alright, enough said. Look at that man. That's it. All that needs to be said. It's true. The question is just how many.
Speaker: yeah I saw some other thing. I don't know who's who and all the fucking names or whatever, but there was something about one of these kids or some kid talking about how like They weren't allowed to sit on the couch next to fucking grandpa and this and that. So it's like, I don't know if grandpa is fucking Jim Bob grandpa is somebody else's dad. But so it tells you that, you know, ah somebody somebody started that ball rolling.
Speaker: And it's just the same old story with these fucking assholes, man.
Speaker: It's going to be Johnny B. Badd here versus Lord Steven Regal for the WCW Television Championship. Of course, Lord Steven Regal brought to the ring by yeah Sir William, who is, of course, a Memphis legend and longtime rival of Jerry the King Lawler.
Speaker: ah I can't remember his name. What's his name? Bill Dundee. Bill Dundee. Thank you very much. I thought you was going to say me, baby, when you said Memphis legend. Well, I mean, you cant you can't be far from our thoughts when we mention Memphis any old time, Jim. How you doing? I know it's been a rough time for you lately.
Speaker: Baby, i don't know if you heard, but we lost Anvil. We lost who? Anvil. Jim Nightheart, baby. We lost Anvil. He's gone. That's a shame.
Speaker: Hey, this match is a pretty good segue from your guys' Duggar Child Molester angle.
Speaker: ah At ThomasDaddy0741, you tell Regal an exact time window, you get that time exactly.
Speaker: I don't understand, baby, what? I don't understand either, um but here we are.
Speaker: think, did Bobby say something about teeth, baby? Are talking about me?
Speaker: I think anytime anybody speaks of teeth ah in this time period, Jimmy, there're they're speaking of you.
Speaker: Do they look okay? They do. They look great tonight as usual. Yeah. That's very nice of you. appreciate that. i'm in very good mood I'm in a very good mood. You know, Blake's, uh, Blake's invited some of the folks from my past this evening to, to come in and, and star on the show and, uh, just to talk to my first abuser as a child. babies that's so gotta mean It's a little mean, uh, but, uh, I know it comes from a good place, uh, just like it's incredibly watery semen. So,
Speaker: It's because he's from Memphis, baby. That's where we all built down here. just Just outside of Memphis, from what I understand. Yeah, it's because we're off of the Mississippi River.
Speaker: i see. I get it. Yeah. It's wet, baby. Deep River. It's part of you. I understand.
Speaker: Rolling on the river. Left a good job in the city. Working for the love the night and the rain. little free taste for you, baby.
Speaker: Wonderful. Good stuff. Thank you, Jim. It's always a pleasure when you stop by. oh thank you, baby. I feel the same. It always makes me feel better. Until it don't.
Speaker: Makes sense.
Speaker: Is Johnny B. Black bad? Is he a black man? that That is a question that I still have not answered. I don't know the answer to that question, Jim. don't think we can ask anymore.
Speaker: At the time, i believed so. And I think we were supposed to. Now, I would guess no. I think he's just Italian. That sounds like my Grandma Walker.
Speaker: Hmm. Well, I guess Blake can a motherfucker. Never mind. Sometimes I get confused up here. It's all messy, baby.
Speaker: what's all What always strikes me is how young these guys look now that I'm looking back on it. um Like Steve Regal here
Speaker: looks so young. I'm going to look up how old he was here.
Speaker: 88, 28, 26 years old here. Steven Regal. Yeah. Can you believe that shit? 20, well, 27, 27 years old. I just, it's, it's just crazy to me. You look at his face and it's just like, I remember thinking that this was, and I think it's because of the British angle. Like as a kid, I hated him so much. So I just assumed he was as old as my dad. You know what i mean? Like, just you know,
Speaker: Just some old dickhead, you know? I hated him. oh God, I hated him so much. And I would complain to my dad. I'd be like, why are these matches so long? And he does all these holds and it's so dumb and it's boring. And now you watch any one of his matches and it's just it's fantastic because he takes his time.
Speaker: Did your father give you a lecture about ring psychology? He did not. He agreed with me most of the time. But that's the Butch that you know was in love with John Cena and Roman Reigns. So, you know, he he like he loved his white meat baby faces. You know what mean? Yeah, well. He liked dark meat chicken and white meat baby faces. That's that's old Butch.
Speaker: Dark journey.
Speaker: He would have called her something else, so we're going to move on from that. Oh, baby. Is Butch from Memphis? No, no. Butch is from ah Knox.
Speaker: And Knox had a silent K for a very specific reason.
Speaker: WCW Saturday Night back in November 92 was my favorite time in WCW. Heal Jake Roberts at Prime and Prime Big Van Vader. Sting. Paul E! Was Paul E! still around in 92? Fucking dog shit Bill Watts presentation, man.
Speaker: Of all goddamn periods. Paul E, yeah, I mean, he's here in the beginning 92, know. You sent me a picture last night of the the the sting thing with the the caravan with Abdullah and Cactus. and ah That was 91, right? ah so Luger comes out of it, yeah. yeah That's 91. Yeah, that's the...
Speaker: Rude just comes in and like Halloween Havoc, he's the fucking phantom.
Speaker: or It looks like we're they're they're they're they're announcing the time over the yeah the the house speakers here, which makes me believe, as a well-established wrestling fan, that we may end up going to a time limit draw here in this TV title matchup.
Speaker: Anytime you see a television title match with two men who can both be champions, you can bet your ass you're going to get fucking time limit draw.
Speaker: This crowd is very interesting to me. Well, it's just a bunch of people at Disney World. No, this is center stage. Oh, yeah. Okay. My bad.
Speaker: Yeah, no, this isn't a Disney crowd. Yeah, that's worldwide. That's worldwide. Yeah. Like, you got some decent looking women in there. Yeah, these two down in the right hand corner. Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker: You got, like, kids spread out. You got old folks. You got like a little bit of everything in there.
Speaker: And today you have a smelly asshole fucking collective.
Speaker: Yeah, if if y'all haven't to looked at the crowds, wrestling shows lately, like really looked at them. Do yourself the favor next time.
Speaker: See the yeah the sort of... and The cross-section of America that wrestling appeals to in 1994 versus who it appeals to in 2026.
Speaker: Good morning, America. How are you? Two minutes remaining in the match. Two minutes. You got Darso, the bully, fucking into this. You got to think he won the title shot.
Speaker: I don't believe that Darso has made his wrestling debut yet. I think this is all in the lead up to him him starting to wrestle. and he think it's I think the first the first feud he ends up having is with the with the natural.
Speaker: Yeah, that's a way that's a few months off. You may have old women down there like the old grandmas.
Speaker: I bet the good looking chicks are s strippers. Probably trying to fuck some of the boys. Yeah. The redhead in the bottom right-hand corner. Yeah, could very well be.
Speaker: Clearly fucking Jerry Sags.
Speaker: As nasty as we want to be, baby! I've got him. Come on. Oh, yeah. the The black hair with the teased black hair there, like the third row. She's kind of hot.
Speaker: It's fantastic.
Speaker: they At 2 Sloppy Joe says, damn, you can tell how much brain didn't like Tony.
Speaker: ah yeah What I don't like, and that is Nick Patrick's goddamn haircut. Yeah, this it's a problem. Penis. Yeah, it's a real problem. Like, ah this is a very short length in time, I believe, where he has this short hair.
Speaker: Is he trying to look like Adam Sandler?
Speaker: We got a 10-second countdown here. Johnny B. Badd goes for the pin again. That's the end of that. There's a time limit draw here on WCW Saturday Night.
Speaker: And this 10-year-old black boy in the front row, dressed all in teal, does not like it one bit. Emmanuel! Oh! oh enter
Speaker: You got Little Richard and Emmanuel Lewis. What a party.
Speaker: Tell us, what consistency, sir, is your semen these days? It's strong to very strong, G-
Speaker: Why does it make me laugh every time you call me Gene? God damn it.
Speaker: At Ian Punker says, WCW had some good stuff and then were bloody awful in parts two.
Speaker: Hey, no one's ever going to listen to this, so might as well play it for you. but just got this text message from Thunder Rosa. Oh.
Speaker: signaturers um and get some away tens come and get so um figures um just going hang out so you can be on the block so again um booth
Speaker: I'll see you guys next week. Los a chico.
Speaker: Regal's great.
Speaker: Oh, baby. I got a bad feeling about this one. I don't like where this is. I wonder what consistency it's going to be tonight. Oh, baby. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker: Uh-huh.
Speaker: This guy comes out of the ring after 15 minutes of working hard, soaking wet, not even out of breath, really. He sounds furiously out of breath. What are you talking about? he can barely breathe. not as Not as out of breath as he could be. ah He's not as out as out of breath as I would be.
Speaker: Yeah, but he's not as fat as you.
Speaker: Good stuff.
Speaker: Sting on the way right here on WCW Saturday night. Coming up there. Stinger Hoffer. Oh my goodness. I wonder if this was the German broadcast and that's where we're, what we're getting here.
Speaker: Or if somebody was just having fun in the production truck. Here we go. Speaking of having some fun, we've got stunning Steve Austin. Walk into the ring.
Speaker: And it's just so funny to me. I go back to in time again, as we were talking about earlier, to this time and how much I hated this cocky son of a bitch. God, i was so oh I hated him so much. i remember telling my dad how much I hated him.
Speaker: And looking at his face now and going,
Speaker: that's it you can see him. you can And we got another Bobby Eaton lookalike in the ring here in Chris Michaels. and That's Chris Michaels, okay? Get it right. Yeah.
Speaker: Austin's tight say just win, baby.
Speaker: I remember being a fan. um As you know, i'm a big fan of 1991 WCW, and that is when that was Steve's rookie year.
Speaker: he came in with Lady Blossom and won the TV title, and I thought he was a fucking awesome TV champion. I really like sending stunning Steve Austin.
Speaker: nice I suppose I, you know, I was, I was just the fan that they wanted. You know what i mean? They, I hated the bad guys and I loved the good guys. I never, i i don't know that I ever supported a bad guy ever until,
Speaker: until I was 16, you know, attitude era bullshit, you know, that sort of thing. But like, yeah, I don't think I ever liked them when I was a kid. Hmm.
Speaker: Yeah, i never I never hated the people i was like supposed to hate. I hated Duggan and hated the Bushwhackers. ah It's funny, like I was always ambivalent to both of them. I didn't care about Duggan or the Bushwhackers. I never cared about them.
Speaker: Yeah. Like, I remember, you know those those bedsheets that the ww WWF had with the little, like, blue diamonds and the wrestler the cartoon wrestlers were in them?
Speaker: i was i would it would I had them, and it would make me really mad that the Bushwhackers were on my bedsheet. I hated it. I hated that. Hacksaw, I didn't care that much about, I guess, being there. But, like, the fact that the Bushwhackers were on my bedsheets was upsetting to me, which makes me believe that I was pretty...
Speaker: well attuned to to problematic individuals very early on You know, I chose Luke and Butch to be on those bedsheets specifically to test you as a young man.
Speaker: Thanks, Papa. I'm told that this is apparently your life. Oh, God.
Speaker: This is your life. I am getting paid for this, correct, out of the slush fund, right? Yeah, I think there's like $14 in there. Saturday night. i don't I got other things to do, but here I am.
Speaker: So Luke and Butch, yes, what a great pair.
Speaker: Speaking a great pair, how's your fat tits?
Speaker: I had a pair for lunch today.
Speaker: It was soaked in brown sugar and marshmallow juice. Hey, look, it's bad attitude. That's pretty cool. Yeah, why didn't you ever bring in Dave Sullivan, Papa?
Speaker: He had sex with Linda. Didn't care for it. Did he?
Speaker: yeah that fucking icy cunt. Hey, look, it's Steve. It's a man called Sting, Papa. He's on the way. His name's Steve. Steve Borden. Oh, okay.
Speaker: I think that's one of the homeless guys right there. I think somebody gave him a shirt.
Speaker: I believe in helping homeless.
Speaker: Watch out for Sting as he rules the ring. That poor individual can't even spell correctly. They spelled rules with a Z. And no R-U-L-Z, Papa.
Speaker: The only time it's Appropriate to spell rules, R-U-L-Z, is when gang comes before it. Everybody knows that. Gang rules, yes. Very well.
Speaker: The Stinger's opponent tonight is John Faulkner. John Faulkner, of course, a former Australian Labor Party politician who served as a senator for New South Wales from 1989 2015.
Speaker: You fucking with me, boy? Yes. Yeah. No. and Like when you, you Google John Faulkner, that's the first thing that pops up. This John Faulkner, however, was an American writer. His works in a plain style depict life in Mississippi.
Speaker: Faulkner is best remembered for the novels, men working from 1941 and dollar cotton from 1942. You're telling me that this John Faulkner is that John Faulkner? Is that what you just said? Oh, okay. No, I guess not.
Speaker: Couldn't be, could it? Nope.
Speaker: But Shivani fills us in on who he is. This Faulkner's a big guy. Are you okay? Are you feeling all right?
Speaker: We have fun here.
Speaker: The crowd is behind the stinger and his blue his His orange tights with blue scorpions on the side, very classic color combination for the Stinger in this day and age.
Speaker: But we are at the very tail end of of fully blonde high-top Stinger at this point. Well, look, and then it makes sense as I'm thinking it too, He is freshly put on the back burner right here because hogan the Hulkster's in. And, you know, he really kind of didn't have a choice.
Speaker: it's was done that quickly, everybody. It's all over for John Faulkner. He's going back to writing about... ah ah ah Writing erotic fan fiction. to post postwar The post-Civil War South.
Speaker: Very erotic.
Speaker: All the hot, sweaty sex on the battlefield. We're at the end of August here, and they're pushing Fall Brawl war games very hard already, which is just really cool.
Speaker: It's probably only two, three weeks away. September or 20-something. You're right. It is in September, isn't it? Yeah. Hey, look at this. Very svelte, very unconcussed-looking Mick Foley here.
Speaker: Yeah, he's like ah probably 29 here. i bet. 28, 29. Think about that when you look at that fucking disgusting face today.
Speaker: You'll be dead soon. He's big fan of Whataburger. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: is The chat's going wild here over Cactus Jack. All-star night, they say. Okay. Can you ever imagine watching a fucking WCW show on YouTube from fucking 94? Anything.
Speaker: Doesn't matter. And then typing in there, all-star night. night.
Speaker: This hasn't been anywhere near an all-star night either, by the way. It's an episode WCW Saturday Night. It's fine. But is this really an all-star night? Are you that detached from fucking reality?
Speaker: hit the nail on the head at 29, by the way. 29 years old here, Mick Foley. You want to know how i know that? How do you know that? Because I've committed to my memory. i I had the PWI year end almanac from like 97 and it had the wrestlers, real names and birth dates and and whatever. And I, I remembered that Mick Foley was the same age as Shawn Michaels.
Speaker: And I know that Shawn Michaels was born in 1965.
Speaker: That was a big Shawn Michaels EVAD here is um is is... I have a feeling going to get all retard strong on Cactus here.
Speaker: I tell you, I don't think anyone ever captivated me like 1997 DXHPK did.
Speaker: Tell me...
Speaker: Oh, good God. dave was Dave was calling him Sustak, and Cactus was having none of it, and has gone full-on heel here against old Evad. and What does Sustak even mean?
Speaker: It's Cactus backwards. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Because, you know, he's got a traumatic brain injury. Yeah.
Speaker: Hey, it's Road Dog. Yeah, Road Dog checking in on EVAD and somebody in trunks with hearts on them. Jim Bob 76127 is in here. It's Duggar. Jim Bob Duggar. He's coming for us.
Speaker: Hey, he got my glasses. Gabe, by the way, I'm not going to tell you you're fat. I know you hate it when I do this. So I just wanted to pop by. Play play the goddamn song or I don't get paid.
Speaker: This is your life.
Speaker: You look good, pal. I love you.
Speaker: Hey, hey, somebody tell that stupid, jobless son of a bitch to to keep my mouth out of his mouth. That's
Speaker: what she said.
Speaker: I am much closer to the age of Gene Okerlund here than I am to the age of Cactus Jack. Very scary. We got a backstage vignette here. F-150 rolling up from Bob Townsford.
Speaker: Who's this? I think it's Dust, right? Yep. Here we go. Jesus Christ. Look at this fat asshole. Here we are, guys. People tell me this is the baddest pot around.
Speaker: where all the bad boys live.
Speaker: I checked this place out.
Speaker: That music sounds strikingly familiar. Yeah, yeah, it is, right?
Speaker: It's Brutus' theme music. it's it's ah It's a version of Brutus. Yeah, dun-dun-dun-dun. I'm not sure it's similar, but it's more like the Nasty Boys.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Fair enough. The Scrap Bar, baby.
Speaker: oh yeah, okay. Nasty Boys yeah Pinball Machine. Nasty Boys Pinball Machine.
Speaker: Hey, man, where'd you park your horse? The lead singer of Living Colors here at the bar tonight. LOL, nobody likes dude love. That gimmick sucks.
Speaker: CM Punk is here too. You see that? My goodness. Chicago made.
Speaker: It's over the top night at the scrap bar. You got to appreciate the nasties wearing their own t-shirts here.
Speaker: Oh, uh-oh. You took your Jarrett's haul, old man. You're going to need it. Who are the two dudes without shirts on and behind them? What the fuck is going on here at this bar?
Speaker: It's like one of looks like Kinosuke Keshta.
Speaker: There's Damien Priest back there.
Speaker: Young Conrad Thompson, freshly shaved.
Speaker: Oh, man.
Speaker: One of the comments, is that gold dust?
Speaker: That's fucking hilarious. It that makes That's hilarious. Fuck it. Is that fat housing?
Speaker: Three fat guys on TV is what it takes. man I'm here. Very, very fat, very evil. Very fat, very evil. I'm going to have some crackers with cheese sauce after this. Not not just cheese? Oh, no, I have to have some crackers cheese sauce. Double cheddar from ragu.
Speaker: Ragucci's double cheddar. I heat it in the microwave for 30 seconds. Perfect. and so So fast. so Look, it looks like Takeshita.
Speaker: It's a very... It's a very multicultural ethnic the bar the nasties hang out in.
Speaker: They're not discriminating. Chinese, Korean, Mexican. Oh, God. Have you ever had fusion food?
Speaker: We had the war games, boys. Fat Jack White on the table. Dusty nodding on his way out.
Speaker: Got the Nasty Boys. There's a pretty wonderful coming up next. It's a Pretty Paul Roma and Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff. What a great combination that is. Before we get there, we have another tag team contest here on WCW Saturday night.
Speaker: It is Yes, Yes, No, No. Yes, Yes, No, No. that Kane and Cole? I believe we are at Booker T and Stevie Ray now.
Speaker: And then now that we're in 94, it's Booker T and Stevie Ray, Stevie Ray on his flip phone, talking to somebody, he's going to hit her back. Uh, I would imagine he got, he hit her first, but he was talking to sensational Sherry there. I'm almost positive. He's talking to Sherry. He needs, he needs some of that love.
Speaker: Oh, here we go. it is buddy Wayne. It was buddy Wayne checking on the, uh, on evad there before the commercial break the that man penetrates mother wayne used to he's dead now yeah you gotta wonder if he got to play with the big tits before he died god i real hopes really hope so when did he die oh gosh um i did not kill buddy white two or three years ago
Speaker: Oh, yeah, sure. He probably got to. Yeah, no, he was with her for a long time. She, she, isn she knockout in person too. Man, oh man. Hottest, hottest person that works for AW probably. hello you Did you smell hangy very back me Keep fat housing away from Mother Wayne. All right.
Speaker: Did you smell her
Speaker: I couldn't. No, unfortunately we didn't get close enough. And usually I can tell exactly what, what, uh, know, I've honed to the sense over years of, uh, uh, uh, I hate to use the term, but, uh, like
Speaker: so celibacy that, that is, is not, not chosen. So we won't use the term. Um, I I've honed the The ability to to smell precisely at what point in a woman's cycle she is at any given time.
Speaker: As you know, as you well know. Yes, it was documented. Our waitress at the Lab Span Comedy Show in Philadelphia was three days deep into her menses.
Speaker: That was the claim. i don't know if we ever validated that. but oh no, no, no. I got a sample when I went to the restroom. Oh, I'm good. it's under It was underneath my fingernail, but it's fine.
Speaker: Sure, Donald. Check us out.
Speaker: You had pretzels. I don't know about that. Yes, yes. No, no. Yes, No,
Speaker: yeah yes yes you no no yes yes no no It's too evil.
Speaker: No, no, no. Very fat. More fat than evil.
Speaker: This is a tiny man. it really, really is. And an odd-looking character. Reminds me the little Indian midget from Big Fish.
Speaker: I gotta go make sure this dog didn't do shit. Oh, yeah, of course. Once a show.
Speaker: We should make sure Gabe's next guest is back waiting for where him when he gets here.
Speaker: i These women that don't sit down have to be strippers. There's no way. They don't care what's going on. There's a lot of them, too. There's at least six, seven, eight, nine of them.
Speaker: Then there's a very creepy-looking man in between all of them. but they look like they'll take about any dick they could catch.
Speaker: bet Gene fucks one of them. good I got one of your milk bones.
Speaker: Don't knock it. You curdled milk. Oh, God. you r turtles milk ah um god of What a fucking idiot.
Speaker: that That was the heat bomb, by the way. Harlem Heat gets the the victory here on WCW Saturday night. Calling Sherry to let her know that they won the match.
Speaker: This is better than anything today. The crowd is on another level, too. See, they like the whores as well.
Speaker: At On the Chain Wax. Damn, no Harlem hangover.
Speaker: Stevie Ray should blade. Jesus Christ. ah ah ah
Speaker: Who that on the phone with book.
Speaker: Yes, yes.
Speaker: This is a pretty cool move. At JRocker69, Stevie Ray was a good promo. No. Was he? No, he wasn't. He was terrible.
Speaker: or Stevie Ray and the cat doing a podcast to nobody in Vegas.
Speaker: I'm surprised you didn't hear about it when you were booking an Airbnb out there. It's the talk of the town.
Speaker: Great. Thank you.
Speaker: They're jaw jacking a lot around WCW, Blake. I hope you understand that. I jack my jaw on time. Chicken, fish, shrimp, beef, pork, and potato chips.
Speaker: That all you got? Keep going. overhead chat You ever had Taco Bell? No, I've never had Taco Bell. Oh, I miss you a lot. I use a lot of Taco Bell. Oh, they got Enchiritos and think that's it.
Speaker: Cheeseburgers. They have cheeseburgers now. Oh, no, winner know that's Del Taco. Del Taco has cheeseburgers.
Speaker: Do you remember the Bell Beefer? yeah No, I don't. yeah i I got a feeling in you remember a lot more obscure fast food items. It was like a, yeah.
Speaker: It's like a sloppy Joe with taco meat on bun.
Speaker: Sounds like horse shit, man. Very fat. Very evil.
Speaker: See, my colors are purple, not red, because purple is the fat color. see Yes, like Grimace and Barney.
Speaker: We got Rick Nature Boy Flair coming at us when we come back.
Speaker: Uh-oh. Here we go. Somebody else coming.
Speaker: Hi there, honey. How are you? thought I'd come and say hi on your radio show. Thanks for the sex the other night.
Speaker: I really appreciate how your semen wasn't so watery. Very thick and coagulated. It's still up there a little bit. Thank you, Bob.
Speaker: Wonderful. Thank you for being here. I thought you were asleep. So, I mean, you're right there behind the door to my left. So I'm surprised to see you, to hear from you.
Speaker: Oh, the glasses, you know. Yeah. No, that makes sense. It actually doesn't make any sense, but perfect. They let you travel through time, not space, Bob.
Speaker: Oh, no, watch out, Terry. There's a man in a mask.
Speaker: You know, that used to be my job.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Took me a second there. That's pretty good.
Speaker: Oh, Jimmy, do you remember this?
Speaker: Oh, baby, this makes me all melancholy. Hulk's there's some pain here. Nick Bockwinkle attending. he so much play at for we lost him Hey, there's David Crockett, baby.
Speaker: One of my favorite things about this. Hey, there's David Crockett, my old friend. That's great. I'm glad glad to know you know who David Crockett is, Bob. um Honey, remind me the next time we're having coitus to tell you how David Crockett and I used to go over the matches beforehand.
Speaker: My favorite thing here is Gene Hogan gets hit in the back of the knee and Gene says Gene says what about the kneecap?
Speaker: Are you trying to make sure the patella is not dislocated dear?
Speaker: This guy needs some work on his mic skills. He's all over the place. He's very flustered. He likes credibility, if you ask me.
Speaker: You know, I used to work for Jesse Helms, honey.
Speaker: We're going to have to have a we're gonna have different conversation, Bob. I'm going to.
Speaker: Oh,
Speaker: ah there it is. You got to play the hits here on the whole ballgame. You boys are two pieces of podcasts.
Speaker: Henry Holmes here reporting on the Hulkster's condition.
Speaker: This man ages terribly over the next five years. feel like this is the same guy that's on at nitro in like 98, 99.
Speaker: This did nothing but make Flair look like a total bitch.
Speaker: Should have known something was up with Brutus coming up there, out there all straight-faced. He has two fanny packs on. Yeah, one of them is Hogan's.
Speaker: i like pants. Gotta carry the gimmicks.
Speaker: Oh! Even the big boot on the bad leg.
Speaker: At great Kabuki green mist says two fanny packs. See? Uh-huh.
Speaker: Hogan with one leg just ah drops the leg drop on Ric Flair's neck and it looks like he's going to get the Vig here. This clash sucked. Hey, the WWE Vault channel said Brood Eye Rock and Double Fanny Packs.
Speaker: There you go.
Speaker: Like, Hogan beats him, takes the fucking belt off of him, and then they do this horse shit here, and then have another goddamn match. Brother by knee, dude.
Speaker: Flair has to win this match for the third one to even make sense.
Speaker: At Walt Disney Whitman says Sherry was such a hottie. And he's not wrong. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's just kind of fucking disgusting. Did we lose you, Blake? You're frozen. main objective is just to come in and make Flair look like a bitch. I think lost Blake, everybody.
Speaker: not necessarily do good television.
Speaker: like Can you imagine if this asshole was actually thought about doing good television and that was their top priority? Like compelling TV? What you could really do with wrestling?
Speaker: Since it's fake.
Speaker: I bet I'm frozen on his side too. What he should do is just go ahead and refresh. See what happens. i don't think he's gonna.
Speaker: So we're going to pause it here, see if we can get him back.
Speaker: Hey, we're back now. You're going to go ahead and go to one hour, three minutes, and 16 seconds on this here sucker. And we're going count it down from three and press play when I say play. So three, two, one, play.
Speaker: Hulkster is down outside the ring. Looks like we might just get a count out here. don't remember what happens during this matchup. Do you? Nope. nope Yeah, count out.
Speaker: That's what I was talking about when we froze. Oh, okay. I think. I don't know. I was going on some tirade about how that priority would be.
Speaker: Well, see, that looks like, movement-wise, that looks like Arne Anderson because that's, you know what i mean? I don't think that's Bruteye. That is not.
Speaker: Pretty sure he gets unmasked.
Speaker: Or maybe not. Fuck, I don't know.
Speaker: Sherry. Kicking hard.
Speaker: I think that's the whole point of it. It's to make you think it's Arne. Really off the trail of... i don't know. i don't know if fucking anybody thought it was Brutus or not.
Speaker: I can't imagine watching this shit. I remember thinking about Nick Bockwinkle at this time because I didn't know, and my dad never taught me who he was.
Speaker: Yeah. I knew he was a wrestler back in the day, but i always remember thinking, he's such a nerd.
Speaker: bet he came in a lot of women. Yeah, sure. Why not?
Speaker: Probably eight years older than me here. oh shut up.
Speaker: God damn it. Let's find out how old Dick Bockwinkle is. i mean, Jesus Christ, he was just wrestling fucking for the AWA world title like seven years ago.
Speaker: sixty sixty here
Speaker: Well, 59.
Speaker: He
Speaker: he doesn't look 59 for what it's worth.
Speaker: I don't know what he looks. He throws me off and I can don't like it. think he's a fraud.
Speaker: Someone tell OSW.
Speaker: Somebody tell green shirt guy. I regret the decision I've had to make.
Speaker: Can you regret something that instantly? At YouTube fan live. Spit it out. He's in a Jack Tunney.
Speaker: Is that Trump? He does give Jack Tunney vibes, doesn't he? Yeah, yeah, very similar. Uh-oh. I know that music. uodo He's very fat. me
Speaker: Who's this fat asshole? Well, that's Vader, Papa. you you You had Vader for a little while.
Speaker: No, was talking about the other guy. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know. Did they show him show us his name? I don't think they did. Oh, there we go. Chris Nelson.
Speaker: Got a Panther tattoo on his arm. I guarantee you that man is dead.
Speaker: Chris Nelson, c pro wrestler. Let's see.
Speaker: Let's see. Pro Wrestling Wiki. Slap the shit out of this guy, bet
Speaker: bet. Ada.
Speaker: Nope. He's still alive, but he's only 51. 20 years old here. That's absurd. <unk> it like Trained by Buddy Valentine and Randy Hogan.
Speaker: ah Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Harley's curls are looking great. The guy kind of has a similar outfit to Leon. He does.
Speaker: He's got the red trim on the the double strap. is His ass says classy.
Speaker: Vader versus Vader Jr. in the comments. See? Mm-hmm.
Speaker: He's clubbing the man in the head. He's dressed like a mini Vader? Jesus Christ, I want to kill that man. What did it say? comment Vader versus Mark Henry would have been a banger.
Speaker: Go watch Fully Loaded 98, asshole. There's your banger, you dumb fuck.
Speaker: Vader introducing New Japan style to the jobber. That from Blackstar Gabus Gaben that you? From now on, yes Welcome to the show, Gabus Gaben Gene Gabus Gaben Gieselman
Speaker: g Four G4
Speaker: When did they add this weird techno shit to Vader's theme music? It's always been there.
Speaker: Are you sure? Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know. This has been here we go, everybody. We're headed to the fall brawl control center with mean gene. Oh yeah. is this where they've raised money for those kids with the long green and coffers?
Speaker: yep September eighteenth It's on the way. You're right. It's only a two and a half weeks away. Three weeks away. Yeah, three weeks from tomorrow as we sit.
Speaker: Live from Roar and
Speaker: Oak. Who's going to replace the Nature Boy in the triangle match, Blake? I don't remember.
Speaker: The guardian angel.
Speaker: Pretty sure. ah Yeah, i I think you're probably right. A man in a beret. I think it's Sting Vader and guardian angel.
Speaker: Actually, it's the ah like the debut because I think he's like the boss or something prior to that. but ah Well, he comes in as as big boss.
Speaker: And then they change it to boss because of the lawsuit. And then, yeah, he becomes the guardian angel. And what's his name shows up? Vito McNucci or whatever his name is.
Speaker: Curtis Sliwa. Thank you.
Speaker: The sideburns on Steve Austin. They're very distressing. That goddamn hairline is just... It's a mess. It's hanging on for dear life, isn't it My goodness. Just knowing who he is and him having that hair.
Speaker: he No wonder he's so fucking miserable because he had to hate himself with that hair. You know something stunning Steve Austin? Jesus. Look at this asshole.
Speaker: With his weird AI hand. Look that. It's like a Take my strong hand. Yeah.
Speaker: He's throwing up gang signs. He's in a he's a Japanese Polynesian Oriental gang. papa Papa, have you ever seen Ricky the Dragon Steamboat's ah ah memorabilia room?
Speaker: Yes, I spent a evening there one weekend. Whatever.
Speaker: Whatever.
Speaker: Um, you know, we understand at the end of the day, we understand. It's a lot. It's been a long day. I've done a lot of drugs. It's the end of the night, you know,
Speaker: I'm going to call you. How much, uh, how much, how much, on a daily basis, uh, Papa, how much at this age, how much, Adderall do you need to take to stay alert as long as you want to?
Speaker: And that's not a a dig. It's just ah it's a real question. I don't do that at all. What do you do? Cocaine. Oh, okay.
Speaker: Yeah, good enough.
Speaker: Have you tried meth? Because I bet it'd be cleaner for you. The the issue with cocaine is that the come down is so much harder than with meth. Like, as long as you continue to take the meth, you'll be fine. It's when you come down is the problem.
Speaker: I never come down.
Speaker: I control. fool The down.
Speaker: It is time for the main event here.
Speaker: do we got? Nasties and Harlem Heat? We already saw Harlem Heat tonight. Oh, yeah, that's right. I think it's ah that's ah Stars and Stripes.
Speaker: Luger and somebody else. I guess Luger isn't here. Luger's at WWF, you jack off.
Speaker: Luger and Flash Funk.
Speaker: Oh, pretty wonderful. That's right. If the door opens, i don't know what's going to... Oh, here we go.
Speaker: I always liked their Nike 91 set. It was this. It was the same fucking thing, but it wasn't this goddamn Terminator deal. They had that hallway with the fucking posters.
Speaker: Yeah, it was the neon. Yeah. With JR starting the show in the ring with the director's chair. Yeah, but they got rid of that. yeah When they just went to wrestling. Yeah, the very first first ones are kind of hard to watch.
Speaker: Yeah, The Curse of Neon, WCW Saturday Night.
Speaker: The Curse? There's a curse? Mr. James Weston, 2018, says, Mr. Terrible, Paul Horndog.
Speaker: Better than Mr. Outrageous Alec Burke.
Speaker: Heck yeah, Tampa representing. All right. Rest in peace, Mr. Wonderful.
Speaker: This is just before the, ah the the or maybe the the arm injury is ongoing, because if you look. Oh, yeah, it's a little. is His right arm here, the atrophy there is pretty significant.
Speaker: yeah It's a progressive thing. At Jimmy Plenderleaf9471, says Paul Roma, glorified jobber.
Speaker: i mean, he's a tag champ.
Speaker: Baby, love you.
Speaker: At suck it, bitch. and
Speaker: anybody seen Ken Shamrock and and Paul Roma in the same room together?
Speaker: Suck it, bitch. What a waste of life. i Yeah, you think about the decision-making situation that has to go into the decision to to to make your, what is essentially your Google address, at suck it, bitch.
Speaker: Like, what? I wasn't even commenting on that. i was commenting on the comment. Shredda3165, I was 6 in 94.
Speaker: Fantastic. It's amazing some of the things we verbalize. Man, you can see Orton's atrophy arm just looks so weird. At VJC 1618, the Nasty Boys were in WWE. wwe
Speaker: Yep. They sure were. Tony Schiavone hasn't changed much. He's still a stooge. At Ricardo VT5HS, I was born in 1994. it.
Speaker: What kind of a gear do the nasties wear? Like, it's like fucking dancer leotards. That's my thing. I think so. I think so. It's it's it's very thin tank tops.
Speaker: And so, you know, their titty nipples are probably hanging out the side of the tanks. And so they they came up with the shirtless, the the sleeveless shirts to to make it look a little less shitty.
Speaker: Like, I think about maybe like, and maybe it's because Jerry Flynn looks so much like, like Sags. But I think about like what Jerry Flynn would wear to the ring. and i ba that's Yeah, i guess so. I didn't even think about that. That's funny. Always skip over the obvious thing.
Speaker: Well, you know, it serves you well when you, when you were decide what to ignore. suppose.
Speaker: But it also makes you wake up in the middle of March one day and think you're a complete fraud and you don't deserve to live. And then you get all the wonderful people in your life showing up to tell you how much they love you. Hey, man. Yes, exactly. Let me tell you something.
Speaker: ah When you understand, you understand. We love you, dear.
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Speaker: $20 minimum. But if you want 20, you know, a hundred, hundred thousand comic book fans to read your classified ad again, Gabe and comics, the magazine.com. And we'll, we'll get you set up. And this is, this is not a bit by the way, no, this legitimate. So if you want to do that and you listen to the whole ball game,
Speaker: I was thinking about putting a classified ad in for the ball whole ballgame itself, but I don't want that part of my life intermingled with this one because you're going to find out exactly what kind of piece of shit deviant I am. I think that's probably a good idea, sweetie. You'll blow it soon enough on your own. Yep.
Speaker: Just ask Chad Ream. That was a joke. Glad I could be here.
Speaker: Go Hoosiers. He took it out and he said to me, hey, what do you think? That's a good two and a half inches?
Speaker: It's because he was 11. You understand? Right. Yeah.
Speaker: Not everybody gets a big veiny one dropped at him. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Just poking up out of the water in the bathtub like a fucking submarine periscope.
Speaker: Just laying there. Old Hawk.
Speaker: got sleeper hold on Mr. Wonderful and his baby arm.
Speaker: Roma comes in off the top rope to get sags off of Orndorff there.
Speaker: Orndorff just said, fuck him up, Paul.
Speaker: I was watching some whatever the hell was on the live streaming thing channel, WWE vault, and with my headphones on earlier, and you could hear Paul Bearer. was like a house show, and he is yelling at some fucker in the crowd and he said he goes i'll slap the dog shit out of you little fucking turd it was fucking hilarious well what i love about it is the actual the actual structure of the sentence
Speaker: Like you think about Paul Bear's voice and that's, that makes it even funnier, but I'll slap the dog shit out of you. You little fucking turd, ah you know? So I don't know if the turd is made up of both human and dog shit and you're just getting rid of the dog shit part.
Speaker: Or if you just i'm slapping to the point non-existence, pretty good Pretty good.
Speaker: Oh, big knee to the back of Jerry Sags from Paul Orndorff. But not before Sags gets the tag and Nobbs gets in. Three punches off the rope. Kick to the gut.
Speaker: Brian Nobbs is a house of fire here. See, this is interesting because I know why they they're doing this, but I do not remember for some reason the nasties. being babyfaces in WCW. I remember their babyface run in WWF, but not here.
Speaker: I remember now after this episode, of you know, Dusty recruiting them, but
Speaker: yeah, big body slam from knobs. They need, they need somebody for the goddamn war games. who
Speaker: If I remember right, they all come out in nasty boys shirts for war games. Yes. Yep. Yep. Plus, I think Dusty's has one that says Nasty Dream. Oop.
Speaker: Nobis just got himself disqualified by throwing Paul Romo over the top rope. But whatever, the fucking Sags is a Dusty's, I don't know, married to Dusty's sister or something. Look at this. Bunkhouse Buck is in.
Speaker: The big old loaded. Loaded glove.
Speaker: loaded glove And Terry Funk is slapping knobs in the head with a towel.
Speaker: He's going to get up you now he's goingnna get a pile driver. Yep.
Speaker: There it is. for knobs Your mother's a whore. God damn it, Cactus.
Speaker: We're going to get Dusty and Dustin out here. Is that what's going to happen? I think it might. I think it has to at this point. Otherwise, this is just a just to beat down on these nasty boys.
Speaker: Dusty ain't just going to be hanging backstage, is he?
Speaker: Where's Virgil when you need him?
Speaker: No, I think to get him. are fools. I told them they fools. Little penises. WCW main event tomorrow night at 6.05 Eastern. Tune 5.05 Central.
Speaker: Got a little interview here. Imagine riding in a car with that squad.
Speaker: We'd fuck you in your ass and your mouth and and make you wear Chinese finger cuffs, Gene.
Speaker: I'd make you do me like a lady and slice my forehead with a razor.
Speaker: 25 cents nickels.
Speaker: God damn it.
Speaker: Anderson. I love this guy.
Speaker: I wonder who sang this. Yeah, it's not Dustin? I doubt it very seriously. It wasn't me, baby, I'll tell you that.
Speaker: i doubted very seriously
Speaker: He's talking about Dyersburg, Tennessee.
Speaker: Dyersburg, isn't that where Jack Daniels is brewed? Dyersburg? No, that's Lynchburg. okay.
Speaker: Terry Funk is making a Dusty Rhodes' old joke here. oh Double A-R-P. ARP. Well, I thought he was just yapping like a dog.
Speaker: Well, yeah, let's see. It it means two things. The American Association of Retired Persons. Great. And it sounds like a dog barking. We get no comeuppance for the, for this, ah this, this, the stud stable, as it were.
Speaker: You egg sucking dogs. That's WCW Saturday night on a Saturday night in March of 2026. Thank you to WWE Vault for providing such fantastic programming for us to take part in here on a Saturday night. And easy to get through, too. You know, not like a ah another new baseball game. We've got to watch a baseball game, though, soon, don't we?
Speaker: Yep, yep. We've got to go to Kansas City. White Sox and Royals still playing. On the docket here, our Bob Hamlin and Frank Thomas retrospective needs to be concluded. We'll get to that probably in the next week or so. So hold tight.
Speaker: We'll get there for you. In the meantime and in between time, ah I'm sorry. ah I don't know why I said that. I'm going to go eat some crackers and Maybe you mean I have so many Slim Jims in the cupboard.
Speaker: You expect me to to topple Fathausen?
