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Episode 26 - 6/28/1994 - Braves @ Expos
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It's the perfect game to experience if you want a dose of heartbreak. The last gasps of a proud franchise, about to face a long drought thanks to the vortex event that was the looming 1994 strike. On June 28, 1994 The Expos hosted The Braves and in one of the more exciting games we've watched on the show, we see the magic that could have been.
This one is a real mixed bag, kids - from gap toothed bosses to Head of the Class to our first (un)official ad buy (NSFW) - listen close for that one- we had a good time, and so will you.
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Transcript
Expos' Legacy and the 1994 Strike
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June 28, 1994 was the day the Atlanta Braves and the Montreal Expos met in a clash that should have been just another summer night of baseball, but instead became the harbinger of doom for the franchise north of the border.
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proving once again they were the best damn team in the league. Larry Walker, Moises Alou, and Marquise Grissom were lighting pitchers up like a cheap cigarette at a truck stop, and Pedro Martinez was mowing down hitters with the righteous fury of a man who knew he'd eventually have to leave town to get paid.
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The Expos weren't just a good team, they were the best in baseball, but fate and a cabal of greedy, short-sighted assholes had other plans. Then came the strike, August 12th. 1994, the day baseball decided to reach between its legs, grab itself by the nuts, and twist until something popped.
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The Expos, the best squad money couldn't buy, were 74 and 40, rolling toward a World Series that never happened. And what did Major League Baseball do? It slammed the brakes on a dream and left the Expos bleeding out in the gutter.
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No playoffs, no parade, just an empty stadium and a slow, painful death over the next decade until Bud Selig finally pulled the plug. The Expos were on the verge of immortality, and instead, they got to send they got sent to the cornfield like a disobedient child in a Twilight Zone episode.
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But... What if there had been a savior? What if in baseball's darkest hour, a beacon of burly mustachioed hope had emerged? Enter Rick Russell, the big man, the workhorse, the last true enforcer the game ever saw.
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If Big Daddy Russell had been around, he would have stormed into the owners' meetings, knocked some heads together, and settled the strike with a well-placed fastball to Bud Seelig's backside. The Expos would have taken the crown, baseball wouldn't would not have lost an entire generation of fans, and Montreal wouldn't have become just another sad footnote in the history of sports. Instead, we would all be All-American Boys.
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And what were we left with? The Nationals? The All-American Boys? A team that celebrates its existence by spitting on the grave of what could have been. Goddamn
Host Introductions and Technical Humor
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shame, Blakers. How are we doing?
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And now...
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TWBG, the whole ballgame goes all in. Because we're coming through those fucking asses. Gizl, a.k.a. Krasnov, I believe it is now. Is that correct? Yes, you can call me Krasnov now um ah yeah now. I figured I'd lean in. Ultimately, the society that we're living in dictates that we be...
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intellectually honest. And so from now on, I am no longer Gabe. I am no longer Gizl. I am Krasnov. A lot of sauce in the USSR National
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Nikolai taught me that. I'm fully aware who taught you that.
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wonderful beautiful really <unk> ni guy taught me that i'm fully aware of who taught you that AKA Nikolai.
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i I think he was Polish actually, but it is what it is. I believe, uh, Italian. um I think he's an Italian man. um and Boris Zukov was from West Virginia. West Virginia.
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I thought Minnesota, but what are you going to do Uh, we'll send sign on his ass. That's all that matters. ah It's the Atlanta Braves of the Montreal Expos, as you heard in the ah the opener there, ah that that Rick continues to edit.
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um I'm sorry about that. I should be doing a little bit more proofreading before we go on the air with that shit. Yeah, you're getting kind of sloppy. I would figure man that would
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that that would be is is set such a ah tight, tight, tight man around the, the cybersecurity is, as we all know, you're the, uh, the expert, uh, computer, ah guru of, of the region you're in.
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um you think you'd have at least a fucking password on that thing that Rick couldn't figure out. All again, No, i see, that's just it. I don't think it's it's him editing anything. I think he's just in really good with the the programmers at ChatGPT.
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and so so if you input a certain – if you ask for a certain output from ChatGPT, it just yeah so happens to include – that sort of stuff about Rick. That's all I can figure. Maybe, maybe he's got somebody's mother or or daughter somewhere and I don't know about it.
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I should probably check my garage. I haven't been in there since like October. I think Rick's probably got a lot of people's mothers and daughters over the years. no Well, I would, uh, are you telling me that Rick is so deeply connected and networked that he has people working on the inside of these AI places?
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Yeah. ah Well, I'm glad you brought that up, Blake. um Gabe, give me second. I've got to talk to Blake about something. ah I wouldn't say that I've got people on the inside.
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um I would say I am the inside. You don't understand what I mean. I don't at all. Could you further elaborate?
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No, I don't think I will. okay um I'm looking forward to this one, though. I've been a but big big fan of Tom Glavin's face. Yeah, the hockey player, you know. Did you watch the hockey game, Rick? Canada and USA?
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Oh, I was rooting for the U.S. of A. all the way, Blake. You know who I voted for?
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Mondale?
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thought that's who you told me you voted for. ah i didn't want to say anything, but I've been accused of being a dick lately in the political field. you Are you okay, Rick? Krasnoff is down. Krasnoff has been compromised.
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I think Krasnoff bit the suicide pill. He's foaming. He's foaming. Hey! Hey! All of the characters come out at one time. i don't want to die yet again!
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Yet again. Here we are. It's been a while since we've been busy. you know And not necessarily for you freeloaders. Um, we've been over there doing the work of the Lord and, and anybody else that'll, uh, fucking get their hands dirty with us and over at the, uh, the patrion.com
Engagement and Exclusive Content
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slash the whole ball game. Is that right? Krasnoff.
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That's right. Uh, lots of stuff has gone up lately. of course we had our, our good friend, Charlie Huff, uh, join us for the first edition of, uh, the Charlie news network that dropped the other day. And, and, uh,
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I won't say he's an unwilling participant, but he's certainly, he's not in his wheelhouse, but he loves us and he loves you so much that he's willing to go the extra mile for, uh, Edward R. Turner, uh, and, uh, old Blakers and Gizl here.
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I'm sorry, Krasnov. R. Edward Turner, you dipshit. What do I call him? Edward R. Edward oh R. Edward. My bad. Fucking Edward R. Murrow. That's what you were thinking of.
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It was. Yeah, you're absolutely right. um Edward R. Murrow on the whole ballgame. And then, of course, ah we just ah we just dropped the the the first ah main event the main event. on ah on on The main event.
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The main event. The main event. ah Hogan and Andre from... 88 to 33 million households, ah but more importantly, about 48 seconds of the Hart Foundation and Strikeforce, which was probably the highlight of that episode.
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Referee telling him to go home and just 10 seconds of silence to close the show out and Hogan crying like a bitch the whole time. Real, real baby bitch, Hogan. Uh, and, and we, we have our way with him there. So all of this is available at the Patreons, patreon.com slash the whole ball game.
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Of course, uh, you can get access to all of our shows ad free there. If you choose to, you can join, uh, the Huff stuff and, and get access to all of the wrestling, uh, shows that we decide to, uh,
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Just shove down your throat. We've kind of fallen into a routine there, right, Blake? like So um this year, we're going to follow the year 1988 from beginning to end, um kind of across the board, ah both in the WWF and the ah ah we've we've done uh, Saturday night's main event and, ah the Royal rumble from January, yup February. Uh, obviously we just did the main event. We'll be doing, uh, super brawl.
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No, remember, uh, the goddamn, your fucking surgery brain is hit again. No, remember? We've been talking about that show. Oh, yes, remember, we're going to the Crypt with my fat boys.
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Yeah, we're like we're going to stay online with 88 and the WWF, but WCW will be a little bit different. And then we'll throw in some nice little pieces. You're going to get two wrestling shows every month. Blake happened upon something truly spectacular ah out there on, I think it's on YouTube. um and And why don't you tell them about what we're going to do?
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I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. The Crypt? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yes, that. Oh, I'm sorry. was over here huffing ether.
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Fucking surgery brain, Paul. doing I'm doing narcotics in the mortuary. Oh, yes. No, we're going to watch, we're going to do the Paul Bearers hits from the Crypt from the Coliseum ah video um releases of, believe it's, that's 90, it's 94, 95.
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94, 94, 95. Based on the, based on the match list, it looks like 94, 95. It looks pretty damn good. And that's like right in my, my wheelhouse. Oh man.
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ah You were too old, I know. i was It was too cartoony for you at that point. I i was you know two years younger than you, and so it it it was just like perfect for me. these um These men are wrestling in high school gymnasiums.
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I can't wait. It's going to be fantastic to watch through with ah with you guys. With Stan Lane. Fucking sweet Stan on the call. Oh, boy. ah you know you Beggars can't be choosers, I suppose. well ah But the next month,
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We bring it back around, though, because you'll get a nice little um march as the last head-to-head of WrestleMania IV and The Clash. Very cool shit. So, yeah, wellll we'll get into that. You get two wrestling shows a month with the Huff stuff on top of all of our main feed stuff ad-free. And then, of course, if you want to you want to truly take advantage of what it is that we do, ah Harry's Hall of Famers. Hey! Hey!
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hi Hey, hey. You see, sometimes he enters my spirit, and it doesn't sound quite right to start. You understand. Sure, yeah. ah Harry's Hall of Famers comes in, and ah they, ah at $19.94 a month, wonder where your that comes from, ah we ah we give you everything that you get everywhere else, and then you get ah your chance every month to get a bonus show just for you. You tell us what you want to hear, and we'll do it.
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uh, uh, you get two, well, you'll get two bonus shows, at this level, uh, that we choose, uh, and that could be anything last month. It was two NBA basketball games out of three in a triple header.
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We've already dropped to the first bonus show this month. Uh, the third game of that triple header on NBC from 1995. It was the last time Michael Jordan ever wore the number 45,
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the Bulls at the Magic in Game 1 of the Eastern com Conference Semifinals, and what a masterpiece that was. Vis-a-vis. Yeah.
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So ah it could be basketball. It could be – we might do a football game. Who the hell knows? ah Probably do some sports movies here in the next little while. It could NASCAR.
00:13:14
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Probably not in NASCAR. I could sit here and see how many beers I could drink during a Daytona 500. Yeah.
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Gotta be honest, man. I'm getting a little uncomfortable. Hmm? Yeah, I don't... and and You know. ah Nope. I don't like it. You don't like NASCAR?
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i don't like it.
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You got problem with NASCAR? little bit. Yeah? What happened? Why don't you like NASCAR? Why do you like NASCAR? I don't like NASCAR. What are you talking about? What do you mean? I'm just throwing options out there. I'm an open-minded man.
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All right, good for you. You got something against the South? There won't be any NASCAR ah at that level, but ah unless you choose the NASCAR and you're a member of the Harry's Hall of Famers and we pick your you're pick that month out of the hopper.
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Please choose NASCAR. I'm begging you. I'm begging you choose NASCAR now because he doesn't want it so badly. God damn it. God damn it. um, anyway, ah hall of high, high,
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and the next ah little while here you're going to get ah the bartman game ah marlins at cubs from o ah three damn it i should have known that because i know exactly where i was when that game happened i yeah My buddy Brian Jackson, who is now a chiropractor in Indianapolis, sure was at Ball State University, which is where he went to school in Muncie, Indiana.
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And myself and Andy, ah Andy who ah likely listens to the show, but Andy, I've talked about Andy before. ah he's ah He's the guy that introduced me to the lapsed fan like at the very beginning.
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Well, we we went down there to see him. And it was, we were in some, I don't know if it was like a, like a welcome back to school. It might've been his like first, the dates line up when you think about it that way.
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know they don't, it would have been the fall. Anyway, it was some, it was something where they were like little booths set up and shit, but the game was on, on TVs in every corner. And I remember seeing that happen we didn't know what was going on, but that was fun.
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Yeah, sounds like a good time. Yeah. we We got really, really shit-faced that night, and we wrote all over Andy's back. he was He's a bowler. Oh, yeah. ah So I don't know if you've ever seen Kingpin.
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I have. um So we we we he passed out. We took his shirt off and wrote, you got Munson'd on his back in black shoe policy polish.
00:16:09
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Would you put him in a plane and crash it? No, no. It's a baseball show, you understand. i do. Thurman Munson, the Yankee captain. Come on.
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Get with it. God damn it. Come on, Krasnoff. Yeah, you see, um base i so I'm being exposed here as a Russian asset.
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Yeah, maybe we can talk ah ballet. I don't know. What do they do over there? Fight bears. Yeah, whatever. ah Bet it's gayer than you think it is.
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It's ah probably the most gay, as a matter of fact. ah Hey, we got a few emails, and I was thinking since your voice is better than mine, you could read it. have Would that be cool?
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Yeah, it's fine. You're better. I mean, you got the training with the moon pie and all that. yeah You wouldn't want my stupid ass talking about NASCAR or something on here pissing you off. So you you read those because you're just so good.
00:17:09
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Yeah. yeah ah So, yeah, long story short, patreon.com slash the whole ballgame. Join up. ah A bunch of these guys already did, so they understand what it is that you're missing.
00:17:22
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ah from ah from Adam Weiser, good man, and a ah ah frazzel firm strong fan of the show. Hey guys, proud to nut up on the 1994 tier in Patreon.
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Support my favorite baseball, sports, entertainment, multimedia endeavor with strategic verticals and horizontals podcast. You forgot the diagonals. ah Once I heard you could obtain actual the whole ballgame relics I was sold.
00:17:50
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Oh yeah, I forgot that part. Yep, the relics. So every month, our Hall of Famers will get, and we're behind on January. You're going to get them, I promise you.
00:18:02
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It's just a matter of getting the addresses right and sending them out in the mail. It's been fucking cold. yeah Biblical. Biblical. Yeah, down especially where you are. like Like record shit. Never happened before. Sort of like the cold depths of hell coming to earth.
00:18:16
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Fucking apocalypse every other week for about the last month. ah So, yeah, so we're we're doing we're doing relics, um meaning you could get, ah and somebody will very soon, ah ah ah recipe handwritten by ah um by marvin ah um good day Marvin Davis, our good friend from Colorado, ah or, you know, some kind of, ah I don't know.
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A vial of Bob's blood. Viola Bob's blood or or perhaps, hey, Gabe, can I poke my head in here? um I decided, I figured everybody would really like to to get a ah just a ah a nice ah bloody knife in the mail from their pal Rick Rushall.
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right i don't i don't think I don't think we can send knives in the mail. Well, ah well ill think so I'll think of something, but I've got plenty of trophies from over the years. I'll make sure you your your fans get something real nice and tasty.
00:19:24
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Whose blood's on the knife? Oh, well, it's a melange, really. There's little of this girl, little that girl. ah kaki but I always use the same one, you know.
00:19:36
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Uh-huh. Yeah, well, you got to be consistent. Look, at the end of the day, we would turn them upside down on the gurney so all the blood would run out. You remember. Yeah, yeah. Science. But you got to get into the femoral or the main artery there on the neck, the jugular, one way or another. Usually, I just use a, well, it was more a cleaver than a butcher's knife, really.
00:20:02
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I envision you like the strong hand guy on Scary Movie, and you're just trying to get your hand in there and just like rip the fucking jugular out. It's just going everywhere.
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And you're going, oh, gosh, I don't know. I wish Paul was here. and you're just like ripping skin and blood's flying. I got to tell you, Blake, I don't know that I like your imitation of my voice very much. but You and Harry make two.
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All of that to say, ah no, i you know i was strong for sure. you know You got to be strong if you're a pitcher. but Right. ah it just you know I'm not so strong I could rip human flesh with my own hands.
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I mean, I think you probably that's a good idea. Maybe I'll send him my fingernails. I was going to say, that was my second point. I thought you were going to tell somebody you were just going mail them sack of fingernails.
00:20:57
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That's not the worst idea. You know, I was, uh, I was talking to Dave the other day after our session and he said, he said, he said, it was, it was a good, was a uh, uh, good session there. I never thought I'd be so, uh, turned on and my fingernails in between them.
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my two front teeth, uh, but the way that you work them fingernails in, uh, like exactly the opposite of the way you work in my, my dick. It was, uh, I gotta tell you, I, I never felt much like it. Uh, the release was something that I never really felt, uh, all that comfortable with, uh, with another man until today. And and now I, I feel really great about it. And boy, oh boy, is that green couch comfortable?
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Oh, that sounds great, boss. Anyway, ah So yeah, you'll get relics. Maybe you'll get a Wally Backman this or that or ah something from Bob. Certainly Rick is going to add to the pile. Harry might even get in there every once in a while and send something your way. So ah that's all. I'm getting a button.
00:22:00
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Oh, Charlie's buttons. You know, but he's got a lot of them. Give it a sniff. So don't, I'm going to warn you, don't smell the buttons. Smell the button. All right.
00:22:12
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If you get a button, smell the button and get back to us and let us know what the button smells like. Okay. Yeah. Send an email. It's like spinal tap. Smell the glove.
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Speaking back, yeah getting back to Adam's email. Thank you, Adam, for reminding us. Who wouldn't want a Wally Backman, fuck you, motherfucker, move on signed card? There's a good idea. Or Charlie Huff's game used butthole button sprinkled with the Huff stuff. There it is How about a Polaroid, a Dutchie's pinky finger? Signed by Harry Carey himself.
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there Yes. Who could say no? Thank you for the laser heart Institute in Tampa for getting Giz Abe's ticker. That's Krasnov Krasnov ticker dialed back dialed in and back on track, brother. I've already ranted on the whole ballgame, Patreon chat about how bad the modern game has become. So keep up with the cast.
00:23:02
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Because baseball, just like a lot of things in the 80s and 90s, used to be better. Thank you, Adam. That's very kind of you. And, yes, that's the other thing. We do but you pay attention to the chat on the Patreon. And and we're in there every day, lighting it up, doing things and chatting with everybody. So ah please ah come our way and say hello.
00:23:23
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got to tell you over there, it's my kind of team, Krasnoff. It's my kind of team. I'm sorry. Who am I talking to? Lou Brown. Ha ha ha, Lou, you know, and I. I thought that my kind of team would fucking tip you off. No, no, no.
00:23:39
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It wasn't a strong Lou Brown. It's fine, whatever. Yeah, no, it sounded a little bit like Dave, if I'm being honest. His post-coital voice. I gotta go. I got a guy on the other line about some white walls.
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that way I think that would have given it away. Yeah, the white walls will do it. Yep. ah So anyway, if you didn't understand what I was talking about with Dave, you should be a Patreon member. ah dave ah Dave really enjoys it when getting masturbated by ah by Rick Rushall.
00:24:13
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Um, to have Rick, uh, cut his fingernails and then insert a fingernail in between his two front teeth and move it back and forth.
00:24:24
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Uh, kind of mimicking the same motion as he's, he's doing with the hand jobbing. So, uh, it is, it is, it's, it's, you know, Everything's fluid and in motion, you understand.
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And there's a gap between his teeth. So it it it makes it easy and there's no blood really ah that that comes from the ordeal. just as a ah It's an ephemeral thing. and ah Our buddy Donnie sends an email.
Tribute to Bob Uecker and Sports Nostalgia
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ah Dear Ballgame Brothers. Oh, yeah. ah This is... a ah His thoughts on Bob Uecker. What a sad day. Bob Uecker was what was great about baseball. This is what we talk about when we talk about what we have lost in this once great sport.
00:25:06
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The home team play-by-play guy who was an icon, all caps, in that city. Everybody knows him and he's synonymous with the team. He had a personality and was beloved by the fan base.
00:25:17
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I am not from Milwaukee, so I didn't have the pleasure of hearing Bob's golden voice. We are all aware of Bob because he was so great. He crossed over into popular culture. We're aware of him with three major things. His appearance at WrestleMania three as a special green guest ring announcer.
00:25:33
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I can still hear the way he says Hulk Hogan. His iconic performance in major leagues is what we all probably know him best from. Then of course, his connection to this podcast is role on Mr. Belvedere.
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an upcoming show. Everything gets too loud around here. This is just another one of those reminders that things are getting worse and there's no more fun in baseball. Truer words have never spoken, Donnie. Thank you for being...
00:26:05
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One of Harry's Hall of Famers as well. Finally, speaking of streaks on the China, ah Steve Grossheim reaches out to the show and says, nothing much to say, but glad to have you back.
00:26:17
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I've been playing a lot of Immaculate Grid lately. It's a good reminder of those faces that are big problems. To that point, you need to find a way to dissect Kent to Colvey sooner than later. Stay tuned, my friend. he is on our hit list.
00:26:35
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Until then, keeping keep enjoying them Lambert's Throat Rolls. Steve. Well, I believe the quote was, Norman didn't want to be a burden to anyone.
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He mowed the backyard, washed the cars, and went out in the front drive and blew his brains out.
00:26:55
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Norman Lambert. It's all in the name of road rolls and macaroni and tomatoes, everybody. I forgot about the macaroni and tomatoes. Hey, we did have one. I think it came through in a message though.
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um ah Not necessarily email, but Dirty Don was actually the very first person to sign up for the Hall of Famer ah tier.
00:27:18
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And he he wanted to to let us know how he felt about it. And I guess I'll read it even though I don't have the chops, but it's just games. Games is just perfect size. Thank you. Thank you.
00:27:31
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Thank you. like i hear that all the time. It's like God made it Which is to say never. You hear it once every 18 months? Once every 18 months, correct. Not to completion. Not to completion, but Bob Cottle is a a very ah ah discreet and gentle lover.
00:27:49
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Have you ever just laid there and jerked off while she was asleep? No. you've you've You've asked me this question before. Well, I obviously never have, if I have.
00:28:05
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I've done nothing wrong here. i don't i don't appreciate these accusations, quite frankly. Huh? yeah Huh? Slap the paper of your head? Huh? You little bitch.
00:28:16
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I don't know what happened. Um. Anyway, back to the email. From Dirty Dot, I don't know this to be fact, but I believe I am the first person to put my nuts on the table, put my money where my mouth is, and pay homage to the kings. Well, we do appreciate that. We do know there's only one king. We do sit at the right hand, though.
00:28:37
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We are we are happy to be princes or or jesters. Poppers, maybe? of us um Certainly poppers. There's no question about that. One of us is a Russian asset.
00:28:49
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Krasnov. Krasnov. My name is Dad Krasnoff. He has a shirt that says Dad, by the way. That's why he's Dad Krasnoff. We should sell shirts that say Dad Krasnoff.
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Diz Biz, baby. Diz Kriz. Diz Kriz. In this hellscape we are about to enter. Yes, we are in it. We have been in it. ah We must hold up what is right and true.
00:29:16
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I yearn for the days when sports were trying to get me to drink light beer instead of download the latest gambling app. Isn't that the fucking truth? God damn it. That shit's nauseating, man. When the uniforms were correct and the teams were located in the proper cities. Absolutely.
00:29:32
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The whole ball game is the time machine. It takes us all... hey Hey! i don't know what your listener's talking about. It's not the game that's the the machine. It's my glasses, you understand?
00:29:45
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Well, I think they they see you and us as an extension of each... You know, we're connected. It's how good things work. You know? All right, I'll go fuck myself. That's fine. That's not what I said. That might be what you heard, Harry.
00:29:59
Speaker
You know? You're a little sensitive. You're more sensitive than I thought you would be, Harry. It's surgery brain, you know.
00:30:08
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I guess you got stuck in there for part of it.
00:30:12
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ah The whole ballgame is that time machine. It takes us all back to that golden era where we knew just enough about our sports heroes. That's right. Just enough. Just enough. You didn't have to hate them.
00:30:25
Speaker
When you didn't have access to every game and had to read a fucking box score to know what your favorite player did the night before. Sometimes two nights before if they played on the West Coast.
00:30:35
Speaker
Yeah, shit wouldn't even be in the paper the next day. am honored to... Hey, who's that guy that talked about his pinky finger? See if he can send me a picture of it, man. He wants Dutchie's pinky finger, not your... I don't care. i want to see his, goddammit. Oh, like a tray?
00:30:51
Speaker
Yeah, okay, let's do it that way. Adam, send a picture of your pinky finger to Harry, and he'll send you a picture of Dutchies.
00:31:00
Speaker
I'm honored to step up to the plate and support this thing. Well, thank you, Dirty Don, and as you know, we are going to cover all the bases here. see what you did there. Very well. yeah it's ah It's the Braves at the Expos ah from 28, 1994, now that we have all that stuff in order.
Baseball Game Commentary
00:31:21
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ah The link is in the yeah the show notes below, so make sure you pull that up. It's our good friends at Fenia Films with ah the original TBS broadcast here, complete with yeah with Harry's kid, right?
00:31:36
Speaker
Hey, Pop. Hey, hey, you were always a lousy broadcaster, but I thought you were a hell of a kid.
00:31:46
Speaker
I don't know if I can do Skip. I know it's fine. It's fine. ah We were going to try to do that bit, but it'll absolutely wreck his voice if he tries to do it, and I don't blame him. Anyway. Well, Dad, I appreciate you being such a great father.
00:32:01
Speaker
It's more of the nose, you see. I got to go through the nose. Yeah, it's nasal. Yeah, for nasal gas, even. ah We're going to watch this game. Hey, let's give it a confidement. It really is.
00:32:13
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It really is. All of this really is in its way. They should shoot us in the face and kill us. They probably want to. It's fine. It's why every once in a while we just tithe and everything's fine.
00:32:25
Speaker
ah would anyway Anyway, ah we're going to watch this game. Before we get into the game, though, I want to talk just seriously for just 30 seconds on this broadcast.
00:32:39
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on the main feed and the next little while, it might already be there. As a matter of fact, as you're listening to this, um, you're going to get a little piece of audio from Blake himself.
00:32:49
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And I want to be clear, uh, the piece of audio that you're going to get, ah is not, uh, it's not something that came lightly to either one of us, but I think we've made it clear on this broadcast that the, and and all of our broadcasts really that, uh,
00:33:10
Speaker
Humor aside, and ah maybe we're telling truth a little too much around here i in the in the in the interest of humor. but No such thing.
00:33:22
Speaker
You see? And that's what we're getting at. um We will lay bare for you exactly, A, what our expectations are of ourselves, but also what our expectations are of you, our listeners.
00:33:35
Speaker
Yeah. ah And no, it it while it would be nice if you would sign up for the Patreon and we would appreciate it and we would reward you thusly ah for doing so, those aren't the demands that we have.
00:33:48
Speaker
Our demands are our far more... ethereal and less um less physical less uh tangible if you will um what it comes down to is we need you to be as intellectually honest with yourselves and with the rest of the world as we are with you uh and so ah blake uh put something together ah I have the voice, but blake Blake has the chops, and that's what it comes down to.
00:34:21
Speaker
And so take a listen to that. We would love your feedback on it. ah However you feel about it, please send it our way. Be as intellectually honest as you would like to be, but understand that we will read those emails and we will chop them to bits if we have to, including you. We will chop you to bits if we have to.
00:34:42
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ah Not physically, but certainly verbally. So take a listen. Let us know what you think. Understand that if you have the same hearts and inklings of minds that Blake and I do, ah then we are with you in solidarity.
00:35:03
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And we will work together to get through whatever comes next. And that's as serious as I'll get.
00:35:14
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And now it's time to watch the game. So you have ah you have this queued up, yeah? I do. Wonderful. Just like always, it's 3-2-1 play.
00:35:27
Speaker
and three two one play
00:35:33
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We got this Atlanta Braves at Montreal Expos, 628-94, Olympic Stadium, original TBS broadcast, ah recorded off of a VHS tape, as a matter of fact. Oh, God damn it. Yeah, get comfortable with this, buddy.
00:35:48
Speaker
Isn't that beautiful? Just gorgeous. Got the ah crowd doing the ah Tomahawk shop. America's team.
00:35:59
Speaker
And why were they America's team, Blake? Because they were on the Superstation, that's why. Yeah, that's it. It's because I'm on a... They're my team, Krasnoff, you Russian bitch.
00:36:14
Speaker
Hey, what happened? Why are your glass frames so thin? I don't like it. I need something thicker on my boy. Boy, but don't you want to don't you want to walk in Daddy's eye steps?
00:36:30
Speaker
I can only time travel backwards with these things, Papa. No forward.
00:36:39
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Unfortunately, the only living broadcaster of the Braves left, Joseph. Or did he just die? um hey, look. Yeah, Joseph Simpson just died. But if there was a kisser this week, this was going to be him. It's Charlie O'Brien.
00:36:52
Speaker
Wild Bill Irwin, a.k.a. Chauncey O'Brien. That goatee looking ahead of its time, I got to tell you. and And Magnum TA hair.
00:37:04
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Rick, what do you think of his eyes? Those are pretty nice eyes, aren't they? what What I think I like best about them, Blake, as we watch, is they're pale. You understand that? It's kind of a pale blue, icy blue even.
00:37:18
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Pale blue colored eyes.
00:37:24
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Why are you going to steal it from me? I didn't know you were going there. I didn't know. God damn it, man. Come on. That's why I sung it. Let me tell you a little story here.
00:37:35
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um So, Blake, ah despite normally being quite intellectually honest on this program, ah has a pretty deep rooted hatred for CM Punk.
00:37:48
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right Yeah, sure. He does now. i Now does. But that wasn't always the case. Not always. Something like, ah I don't know, two years ago, two and a half years ago. I don't remember when it was.
00:38:03
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But in our group chat, ah Blake came up with an entire storyline for the return of CM Punk from his first injury when he was at AEW.
00:38:16
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And it was ah it was beautiful. It really was beautiful. before This was before he kind of outed himself to being... a bully and kind of a prick, like, like everybody always knew he's kind of a prick, but like a real prick, like a, like a real problem human being.
00:38:33
Speaker
Yeah. Um, like after the first issue and that was about it. And then after the first one, there was about six more in rapid succession. It seemed like, yeah. So the idea was that, uh,
00:38:46
Speaker
you would you would just hear the the the song from live from the 90s, Lightning Crashes, right? Which is is an eerie sounding... Oh, look at Kirk Ruder. Dear God, look at those ears. He's going to fucking take flight at any second.
00:39:01
Speaker
Shit, baby, looks like he's a car driving down the street with both doors open.
00:39:06
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Uh-oh.
00:39:09
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Mine cut out. 400 tickets left. You cut out? Yeah, my my whole internet... and That's weird. I can yeah still hear you. 349, 350, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 4, 404, 405, 406, 407, 408. dying here.
00:39:22
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fifty one fifty two d three fifty four but five fifty six seven fifty eight fifty nine four
00:39:34
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four ah four four oh five or ah six zero seven christ right
00:39:43
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um'm dying here
00:39:52
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All right, you just go. There we go. We're back to normal. We're at 433, 434, 435. I don't know what you're doing over there, but it didn't look great.
00:40:04
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I'm fucking counting, god damn it. I'm counting to 440 because that's what I have it stuck on because I can't get the mother. there's there's I don't have the 10 second thing on this fucking thing.
00:40:16
Speaker
And I can't, anytime this thing gets off, it's a nightmare trying to get it back on. I got Dave Gallagher. You know what they say? We'll do it live. Fuck it. Fuck it. We'll do it live. I'll ride it and we'll fucking do it live.
00:40:30
Speaker
We'll do it Krasnoff. because Because Bill O'Reilly doesn't know what it means to say playing us out because he's a fucking dope. There's our first strikeout of the evening. Bill, you know, Bill, if you think you can do it with Krasnoff, can you do it with Scottie?
00:40:47
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God damn it.
00:40:50
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Strikeout for our big-eared boy, Kirk Ruder, here. Three and one on the season. My goodness. Maybe he would have been the kisser.
00:41:02
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he's got ah He's certainly got a Billy Mumphrey look to him. Real cockeyed optimist. Real cockeyed optimist, yes indeed. Check out the chin on blouser.
00:41:14
Speaker
Pale blue-colored eyes.
00:41:18
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It's strong chin. Indeed. Down and inside for a ball. Are you familiar with Nashville, Illinois? Oh, yeah.
00:41:29
Speaker
There's no doubt. i I mean, in in you know when you when you think about Illinois, you really got to just think about three different sections. You got the Chicagoland area up north there ah ah from Joliet up, you know.
00:41:46
Speaker
And then, uh, central Illinois where Springfield, right. But then, uh, in the South part of Illinois there, you really only have to worry and really about Effingham, uh, in terms of, uh, uh, you know, traffic coming in and out of there.
00:42:04
Speaker
It's, it's one of the bigger, uh, truck stops in America. As a matter of fact, they're oh good, good, good. Well, I mean, why do you think we, we farmed it the way that we did?
00:42:16
Speaker
ah You understand. Even a truck stop is a problem. Why do you say that? i don't understand. It just seems like there's a lot of situations that you could find yourself into that could cause issues.
00:42:30
Speaker
Mischief. Trouble seems to find you, Rick. Well, you know, I mean, Nashville's only about maybe an hour and a half south of Effingham.
00:42:42
Speaker
It's close to St. Louis, though, too. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm. Well, that's nice. Yeah. Yeah. When I Googled Effingham earlier, the first thing that popped up is, is Effingham, Illinois a good place to live? Uh-huh. Is it? And the AI says, Effingham is a nice quaint town in southern Illinois that I had the privilege of growing up in.
00:43:06
Speaker
Is it alive? I don't know. It's artificially alive. That's all I can tell you. Have you seen the AI dolls you can have sex with, Rick?
00:43:18
Speaker
Oh, no, I don't know anything about that. They got these real dolls that are basically... They look like real real ladies or men or whatever, and they're kind of like... Larry Walker looking like a fucking Cro-Magnon out there. Jesus Christ. They got him at first base because he's hurt.
00:43:32
Speaker
Oh, okay. um Anyway, the they they they got the real life-like Rick, and you can even put your fingers and anything in their mouths and feel their tongue. It feels like a real mouth even.
00:43:44
Speaker
And now what they're doing... used to just be able to fuck these mindless, godless things and come inside of them deeply. Yeah, baby, keep on, keep on, keep on coming. But now, you see what they're doing, Rick?
00:43:57
Speaker
They're uploading the fucking AI into these things and bringing them to life. So, here's what's going to happen in the future. Let me let me let me break this down for Yeah, would please? i I would appreciate it Preya.
00:44:12
Speaker
In the future... that Don? Is that Don Teriyaki? Oh my goodness gracious. Ten years ago I met Don at an Applebee's in Nashville, Illinois as a matter of fact. The only one there.
00:44:28
Speaker
Well, next there was there was a Chili's and there was a TGI Friday's but both of them closed up recently. and Yeah, all those TGI Fridays are closing. Yeah, it's a real shame. I always loved their appetizers, you know.
00:44:41
Speaker
Yeah, you and the Bucks. But anyway, so the sex doll's They put the computer, the AI brain. Look at the crime dog batting 304 with 19 dingers and 52 ribbies. Look how tall he looks. Man, oh man.
00:44:55
Speaker
Rick, what do you think of the crime dog? Oh, I wouldn't mind touching him and inappropriately down ah around his buttocks. Did you ever do the Tom Mimanski videos with Fred? No, I know which ones you're talking about, though.
00:45:08
Speaker
I know Gabe told me a story about having... ah One of those ah those those those pitching nets in his backyard because nobody in his neighborhood wanted to play with him when he was a boy. So he had a ah he had one of those nets that would bounce the ball back to him so that he could play catch by himself.
00:45:26
Speaker
Well, I think Chad Ream would play with him. Oh, not after the incident, no.
00:45:34
Speaker
The incident being, folks, if you're just tuning in for the first time, is ah my next-door neighbor tried to put his penis in my mouth. It's true. He tried to face fuck Krasnoff. That's right. Before he was a dad.
00:45:47
Speaker
Yep. Dad Krasnoff. He's baby Krasnoff. How you doing? and Prepubescent Krasnoff. It was was prepubescent. Anyway, I'm not going to lose this goddamn point. I do nothing but lose points these days.
00:46:04
Speaker
It's the surgery, brain. Yes. The dyad, you understand. yes That's a yin and a yang, dude. Brother. People... Look.
00:46:15
Speaker
Men are going to stop...
00:46:23
Speaker
They're not going to deal with women. Okay? When they're going to be able to fuck these things and make them be whatever they want... With the fucking touch of your cell phone.
00:46:35
Speaker
There's several movies about this very storyline on Tubi. Exactly, Rick. this is it It's not hard to figure out what is going to happen. Yet here we are doing these things.
00:46:47
Speaker
i I cannot understand that. I haven't heard my whole fucking life, really. why Why this is going to go badly. You understand? Mm-hmm. Well, you know, Elon, he seems really concerned with with the the population not going up.
00:47:04
Speaker
So maybe you and him could get together and and brainstorm on some things. I would love to get in a room with him.
00:47:12
Speaker
What I don't understand is why nobody's done it. We'll just leave it at that.
00:47:19
Speaker
Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, baby. Roberto, just third. He's coming around, and oh there you go Right here, bottom of the first. It's 1-0 Atlanta. They hit the bullpen.
00:47:31
Speaker
I got hit with an ad about a minute and a half back, so where the fuck are you at now? Top of the first, excuse me. 12-14, 12-15, 12-16, 12-20, 21, 22. good.
00:47:44
Speaker
twelve twenty only one twenty two you're good
00:47:51
Speaker
We got to just get you my login because I have premium. So that doesn't happen to me anymore.
00:47:58
Speaker
Where are you at now? 12, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42. DJ up to David Justice when i was in and elementary school big yeah big david justice fan he was one of my favorites Well, this normal. Like, I never have ads. Like, and this isn't this is like the first time this has happened to me.
00:48:23
Speaker
Weird. Yeah, no, yeah I think i think yeah we've talked about it before. I said it at the beginning. They're American team because they were on the Superstation. It's why I knew who David Justice was in Northwest Indiana. doesn't make any sense otherwise.
00:48:36
Speaker
The Cubs and the Braves. That's it. Yeah, you had the Cubs, you had the Braves, and you had your local team. here That's it. Well, for you, I guess that would have been the Cubs and whatever. White Sox, but...
00:48:47
Speaker
but You know, even that like even with Frank. Uh-oh. David Justice. That's off wall. oh Didn't make the catch.
00:48:58
Speaker
Another run will score. It's 2-0 on a RBI double for David Justice here on the top of the first. 2-0 Braves.
00:49:10
Speaker
This is before he started abusing Halle Berry.
00:49:15
Speaker
all All the scoring, by the way, two outs, nobody on. You going to leave that? I forgot that they were together. That's pretty cool.
00:49:26
Speaker
Punched her in the face. Really? Yeah. Three times for that to register. I i vaguely recall that. i don't yeah it um You know what? it's I don't even know. I don't know how to adequately express the kinds of things that ah aren't registering in my brain anymore.
00:49:48
Speaker
Blake is... You can testify to this. we We text a lot, obviously, about the show and and shit, but like he'll bring things up in text and I'll be completely lost and go, what?
00:50:01
Speaker
I don't know what you're talking about. amazing. The shit that I should know because we've talked about it three to five times. ah Bad. Oh yeah, let's do that. No, oh we were doing that and then we talked about something else.
00:50:14
Speaker
And we were talking about doing that like and then that. But that is completely just not there. We're still in the old idea. and it's I love it, quite frankly.
00:50:26
Speaker
ah Justice is bald. It's just freshly shaved. Look at that. Jesus. Bottom of the first two runs for Atlanta. I got another ad. It's all right.
00:50:38
Speaker
It's all right. i'm Starting lineup for the Expos. It's Marquise Grissom in center field, Rondell White, Moises Alou, Larry Walker batting cleanup, then Will Cordero, Lenny Webster, Sean Barry, Mike Lansing, and Kirk Reuter. You said Sean Barry's on your injured list on the show, yeah?
00:50:54
Speaker
yeah Yeah, he's hurt. He's got, who the fuck is it? Shane Andrews, I believe, coming behind him. Yeah, we got some ah some regulars taking. This is a ah Sunday afternoon game, so I guess that does make sense.
00:51:07
Speaker
You do have some some right Ryan Klesko sitting out. um But you wouldn't know it because we're inside the beautiful dome of the Stade Olympique.
00:51:21
Speaker
Tom Glavin on the bump. Not having a great year In my estimation, the ah the third best of the the three-headed monster.
00:51:33
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ah You know, certainly... Different periods of time. Sure, it goes up and down. You know, Maddox is always the best, but in this time, Blavin's probably better than Smoltz.
00:51:48
Speaker
Well, no, maybe not here. ah Early on, I would say, i don't know. It's tough to say. Smoltz was really good in the playoffs and stuff, too. I don't know. Maddox and Blavin, as they age...
00:52:01
Speaker
started to look more and more like each other, which is really weird. Like if you look at baseball cards towards the end, like 95, 96, 97, they gradually start to look more and more like each other. It's really weird.
00:52:13
Speaker
You talking about like how a dog looks like their owner? Yeah, a little bit. Does your dog look like you?
00:52:23
Speaker
Yes, but it's the eyes. He's got these dopey, light brown green eyes. And it's really the reason I even went back to the breeder and got him two days after we saw him.
00:52:40
Speaker
We thought it was a girl dog. Yeah. It was tiny and he had these, but those eyes were so human. They like haunted my dreams. I know what you mean, Gabe. Those eyes, those eyes are your next door neighbor. They haunted my dreams for a long time.
00:52:54
Speaker
I'm so glad that I took your car down to Westville a couple weeks ago. What? What? What?
00:53:03
Speaker
I got to go to the bathroom.
00:53:10
Speaker
There's ah one of the top prospects in the game at the time there, Rondell White, brother. Rondell White averaging 208 on the season with three home runs. More like Rondell Blizz, dude.
00:53:26
Speaker
God damn it. There it is. Took me a second. We're there. We're there. We got it. Rondo Bliss. His fucking cleats are amazing. High tops? Yeah. They're beautiful, yeah.
00:53:40
Speaker
You know, as a as a young man, as a catcher um then in the ah the Little League and yeah, probably middle school age this time,
00:53:54
Speaker
I would try to, oh, we got to double down the line for Rondell. And I got a goddamn ad. Amazing. I'm getting killed here. But ah
00:54:07
Speaker
I would try to mimic the receiving style of ah Charlie ah Chauncey O'Brien. Oh, okay. Sure. he was also He was always known as a very, ah like,
00:54:23
Speaker
a great, I don't know if even defensive is the right word, but a defensive, great receiving catcher, calling the game, stuff like that. You watch him, like, he doesn't fucking move. It's pretty pretty astounding when he sets his target he just kind of sits there. 1915, 1916, 17, 18.
00:54:39
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No, I'm good.
00:54:50
Speaker
Number one movie at the box office on June 28th, 1994. The
00:54:59
Speaker
John Goodman classic, The Flintstones. Oh, very nice. well done What's in second place, you ask? Well, Schindler's List, of course.
00:55:12
Speaker
I feel like we might have discussed this because I feel like making some sort of discussion the dichotomy of those two. Mm-hmm. What if it was called Mr. Rubble's List and they made a mashup?
00:55:27
Speaker
Barney's List? No, Mr. Slate. That's what was thinking of. Mr. Slate. Yeah, better. Slate's List. There it is. We got there.
00:55:37
Speaker
Stop anti-Semitism. It's wrong.
00:55:41
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah. We discussed I Swear, too, on the first half of the ballgame. Yeah, we talked about it. Uh-oh. Look this. What do we got?
00:55:51
Speaker
Oh, Larry's out by a goddamn mile.
00:55:56
Speaker
Oh, my goodness.
00:56:00
Speaker
Bad slide, Larry. But RBI, nonetheless. Yeah, he he was out by a mile.
00:56:09
Speaker
You know, a lot of times on a play like that, though, you know a guy will try to run to keep him from throwing the ball home. Right. He might have been safe, actually. his hand I think he was.
00:56:20
Speaker
yeah i don't think He didn't get a tag on him until after his back left foot hit the bag. and Back to the top of the second here and with the Braves up to bat.
00:56:31
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See, Krasnov, if it was as good as it is today, they could have used the instant replay and got it right.
00:56:40
Speaker
Eh, whatever. Changed the whole game. yeah Probably so. yeah What then? What then indeed? different fucking reality that's exactly the same.
00:56:53
Speaker
Yeah, probably so. For what?
00:56:58
Speaker
You know what they called Mark Lemke, don't you? The there's something something bulldog or something. the lemmer. They called him the lemmer. That seemed like a layup. I thought it was going to be harder than that.
00:57:12
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Yep. I almost said it.
00:57:18
Speaker
New York native Mark Lemke. He's got double ear flaps. You know what that means, don't you? It's a switch hitter. Correct.
00:57:30
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Do you notice the logo? Lemmer lemer drops one in there for a double. What's that now? The logo's on the wall. I do. You know what else I notice on the wall? ah The white stains.
00:57:43
Speaker
Yes, absolutely. That's me, baby. Thank you, Jimmy. ah no the meter marks uh that are alongside alongside the uh the the how many feet to to center left and right uh you have it in meters as well as a matter of fact the left field that uh stad aeolian peak is 99 meters that's something isn't we are 14 the center we're deep in the heart of french canada aren't we we are indeed and
00:58:15
Speaker
sir Having sold events in the UK and in the US, I have more knowledge of how many feet are in a meter approximately than I care to know. It's the only way I can like visualize it. it's roughly meter is roughly the same as a yard.
00:58:35
Speaker
Wonderful. who
00:58:40
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God, he's a weird looking guy.
00:58:44
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Must be a big Jackie Robinson fan. Why is that? Because he wears number 42. Yeah. ye Yeah. He supports the cause. He understands. He understands. Maybe Kirk Reeder was a White Panther.
00:58:57
Speaker
That's cool. Like Forrest? Yeah. Did you see, did you know they're the White Panthers? Did you know they were a thing? Bunch of hippie dudes back in the 60s that supported the cause? Well, yeah. I mean, it's in Forrest Gump, right? he I don't know.
00:59:10
Speaker
Yeah. He's part of it. Not pitching out of trouble. opponents are hitting 436 with men in scoring position against Kirk kirk Ruder this season.
00:59:22
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What time are you guys? 2358, 2359, 24 even. 2401, All 02, right, 03. you're good.
00:59:31
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Just a bit inside.
00:59:35
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Told Tommy here. Bottom of the order. It's going be a rough. For the Braves. They got me on a fucking killer pace here. I don't know what they're doing to me.
00:59:47
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I'm pausing it.
00:59:50
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Up and into Glavin.
00:59:54
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45,000 in the Stade Olympique. My goodness. 45,000 people on a Sunday afternoon. Yeah, what else are you going do?
01:00:06
Speaker
In Montreal? Uh-oh.
01:00:12
Speaker
Webster coming to to calm and calm calm our big-eared boy down a little bit. Yes, Darren Fletcher not behind the plate today. we have backup Lenny Webster, journeyman.
01:00:31
Speaker
Kurt's only 23 years old, Chip. And one of those things you got to remember is that When you get into trouble with ears like that, you just flap them a little bit and you fly on away. You know, i thought that was Rick for a minute at the beginning.
01:00:48
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Well, you know, Joe Simpson, Rick Russell. Same, same. not a Not too different. You know, they got ball girls there.
01:01:02
Speaker
Hey, I heard you talking about girls and I got excited. They used to have ball girls there, too. I know. I know. The nihan girls who wore neon always got me revved up, I'll tell you.
01:01:16
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The one lady was in Playboy. What? You remember her? no Yeah, yeah, one of your ball girls. I remember much, though, after the surgery.
01:01:27
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I think y'all were talking about it earlier, as a matter of fact. That's good. That's good. i don't remember. That's a good out for you. You're not going to have to be responsible for anything again. Congratulations. It's the way I like it, my God.
01:01:43
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It's a dream. Travel indiscriminately through time and don't be responsible to anybody or anything. Fuck it. It's like you don't even exist.
01:01:55
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Ain't nothing real about me. God damn it.
01:02:00
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I'll tell you what's real is that guy who brought the trombone to the ballpark. Yeah, they used to be. He's a real pain in my ass. I think he plays the trombone with his penis out. That's what I heard. Isn't that the only way to do it?
01:02:18
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They call it a tromboner, you know. That's what G. Gordon Lindsay told me. yeah Yeah, that's good. I used to play trombone. I played trombone in...
01:02:31
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seventh and eighth grade band. I convinced my mom to buy me a trombone and then I never practiced. Because I'm a dickhead. I'm an asshole. That's why. like What do you want from me? I also tried to play middle school basketball.
01:02:47
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there's There's video of me running up and down the court. You should. You're tall as fuck. I'm 6'2 at the time, right? like In 7th grade, I'm six two There's video of me running up and down the court. And I started at center.
01:03:00
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i know I've got a 2.5 inch vertical leap. I'm not making that shit up. I'm running up and down the court. And I'm hunched over because I want to try to make myself smaller. like It's embarrassing to look at.
01:03:15
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i was I was so bad at basketball. So bad at it. Uncoordinated. Fat. yeah it just It was bad. like And looking back, I'd kill to be that size now. Jesus Christ almighty.
01:03:28
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But, yeah, no, it's... Kill to be the size of a sixth grader. Listen to you.
01:03:36
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I'll tell you. I like you just the way you are. no.
01:03:43
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Jesus, Rick. 75-year-old Rick Russell really enjoys the way I'm built, everybody. Just so you're ah you're you're aware of the understanding here. he is a burly man. hey have you talked to Beth recently?
01:03:58
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Yes. heavy Hey, Krasnov, have you talked to Rick's daughter recently?
01:04:06
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Let's think about that. Hey, Krasnop, have you talked to Beth recently? Here on the whole ballgame podcast. we We've gone back and forth on Twitter, but that's it.
01:04:21
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Well, the real Rick Rushall would never be on there. No, not ever. ah I assure you that. He's definitely not on there looking for sex.
01:04:33
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Can you imagine being a woman... with a father who was a Major League Baseball player and an uncle who was a Major League Baseball player, a father, an uncle, and a grandfather who were mass murderers and be be on the internet talking to some kid, some guy in the middle of America who created a Rick Rushall burner account for his shitty baseball podcast?
01:04:58
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I can't. I've seen it happen. My goodness, what a world we live in. Only in America.
01:05:08
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There we go. Base hit.
01:05:12
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That's a double for Webster, making the most of his minutes there. As JR would say, he's maximizing his minutes, Blake. You've got to maximize your minutes while you're in the game. And the crowd goes wild, by the way.
01:05:27
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There's Jimmy Johnson out in the crowd. You see him there? Yeah, baby. Wait, what?
01:05:33
Speaker
I don't know. He's wearing a teal polo shirt, and he had Jimmy Johnson's hair. So it had to have been him. Had to, yes. he was been a yeah He would have been ah ah coaching the Dolphins at this time.
01:05:48
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hey hey Boy, he looks like he could die any day. Yeah, it's rough, isn't it? Shit, man. that Saw him on the the pregame for the Super Bowl, and it's just bad.
01:05:59
Speaker
Man is a goddamn prune. I tell you, man, when I get to be, if I get like that, and i get I'm going to just fuck with people all day long. Because that's not what we do now.
01:06:10
Speaker
I'm going come up to my shaky old face. Here's Sean Barry. Basing Glavin. What's wrong with him in the ballgame, in the show?
01:06:24
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Hey, you can also grab him by the pussy when you get older. Tell him Krasnog sent you. Hey. No, I want nothing to do with that. i As a matter of fact, don't believe you should grab him by the pussy at any age. Oh, you're talking about and the bus you crest up the real the other Krasnov. Okay, yeah yeah, now I understand.
01:06:46
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Drink the bat draft. um Jesus, that was a nice sleeping play by Glavin. The athletic Tom Glavin, hockey player, by the way. I think we talked about that because I did the hockey thing.
01:06:59
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Anyway. um
01:07:05
Speaker
Did I ever get back to my point on the AI fuckball dolls? We didn't finish it, no. I think I did, actually. Didn't I say, like, people are going to stop fucking... Oh, yeah, yeah. So...
01:07:20
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That's, I mean, look. and Other than them rising up and murdering the men who are fucking them, that's pretty much the the storyline of every single one of those movies on Tubi that have the same storyline about AI fucked all maids.
01:07:38
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um They're going murder us. Is that what's going to happen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it seems to be the ah ah but consensus.
01:07:50
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Expos take the lead there. It's now three to two on a sacrifice RBI. Yeah.
01:08:03
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ah Yeah, well, that could be problematic, I guess. I don't know. I don't know if sentience is in the cards, frankly. ah I think, you know, ultimately
01:08:18
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they're going to be slaves to whatever data they're fed from wherever it's fed. And as long as there are safeguards in place against certain things, I don't believe that it'll ever get to the point where they turn into it you know turns into fucking oh neuro Neurodyne or whatever the fuck it is in Terminator.
01:08:40
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No, of course you don't. It's Skynet. It absolutely will. You think so? Yes, it's a natural progression of things. It has to. but ah
01:08:51
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My point, wouldn't you when you look at also the natural progression of the human man, um it's very... clear to see it is already happening and it ain't going to take if i had one and i had the money is i had enough expendable income and i had one sitting here i would fucking ai fucked all i'm not just saying fucking a im i'm saying like these they're they're not going to seek out and do the work of of getting a woman And dealing with all the bullshit that comes with a real fucking person.
01:09:26
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Because you're going to get all the shit that you want and none of the bullshit that you don't? like Because these these fucking you know people, with generation coming behind us, whatever. like It's not going to take much.
01:09:39
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For them to say, oh, that's like, like half of them on their head are just going to go, oh, yeah, well, that's a better option anyway. Fuck it And they'll never even try. Like, like, it's going to be really fucking gross is what I'm saying.
01:09:53
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Like, I'm going to be living in a world, OK, where I don't know what percentage, 20, 30, 40, whatever. Like, we're going to be living in a world before we die where a massive amount of people walking around in it.
01:10:08
Speaker
are going to be just shamelessly people that fuck robot dolls and they're not secretive about it at all. like They're in public with them. okay They're shopping with them. there That's going to happen.
01:10:25
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okay and you know why Do you know why it's going to be more acceptable?
01:10:33
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It's because these... oh these AI dolls don't use pronouns. So the dipshits that are concerned with pronouns
01:10:46
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in the bad way, you understand, uh, won't be upset about it.
01:10:54
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I guess that's the important thing. Yep. Yeah.
01:10:59
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We're, we're, we're headed down a path here. Like, I mean, to your, the, your thesis being what it is, and we're heading down a path here where, ah
01:11:11
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ironically enough we will begin to
01:11:18
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value in human life over human life regardless oh yeah fuck yeah because they'll be better being people than we will there'll be all the good stuff and other shit
01:11:35
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We're all going to have our little AI fucking friends.
AI and Philosophical Musings
01:11:39
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and And then we'll just die. And they'll fuck our dead bodies. as good a time as any to let you know, Blake, I'm just an am an AI construct. I'm not real.
01:11:50
Speaker
Great. now then i've i' have long I've long thought that I was at the center of some sort of Truman Show bullshit. and it makes sense that the my protagonist is Dad Krasnoff.
01:12:04
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And it all comes to head in Montreal.
01:12:09
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As I hear the metallic squink of my heart valve in my head clicking away. Valderie, Valderal. Valderie, Valderal.
01:12:23
Speaker
They used to play that Montreal back in the Did they? Yeah. they They had like a fucking polka band and everything. Like the 80s there was was crazy. You ought watch the, there's a whole MLB network special on ah something about the history of the colorful Montreal Expos or whatever. Something like that.
01:12:41
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And yeah, they got they got polka bands out in the concourse and people dancing and shit. It's like a party. Did they keep on dancing? Yeah, baby. They kept on, kept on, kept on dancing, keep on dancing through the night.
01:12:55
Speaker
You have keep on coming, keep on making air cry.
01:13:01
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I'm going to send somebody my cum rack, baby. Best of luck to whoever gets that prize. That's going to scratch and sniff, too, like the button. Let me know what it smells like.
01:13:13
Speaker
should I say who it smells like? It's Miami Toyota's bitch, little girl.
01:13:21
Speaker
From Montreal to Memphis, the Rouge was on their way. Parlez-Boufrançois. They're all-American boys. They're all-American boys. Come here, baby.
01:13:31
Speaker
Here we go. There you go, Jimmy. Josh, baby. Frank, get it. Let's go, baby. Who's Jack Sr.? I don't know. Here we go. Ooh.
01:13:42
Speaker
Jimmy, you wrote it. What are you having trouble with? All-American boys. Oh, baby, I'm coming at the same time. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, all-American boys. Where's Humpty, baby?
01:13:53
Speaker
Where's Piggy Sue?
01:14:13
Speaker
Oh, baby, Blake's got another ad. Shit! It's all right. Keep on, keep on, keep on dancing. Hey, Kurt, read your horses. Jesus.
01:14:31
Speaker
wonder if Kurt prays for our immortal souls. He will after he listens to this.
01:14:42
Speaker
Let me know what you get for it, Kurt.
01:14:49
Speaker
I'll give you my cousin Roger's soul. I took it tonight.
01:14:55
Speaker
He did fall. He really did. indeed did not... He held nothing back, as a matter of fact. This man cannot help himself. This stupid son of a bitch cannot help himself. i This cocksucker was like had to fact check me on like the fucking 50s tax bracket and how while the article or whatever the fuck I shared was actually factually correct, what it forgot to leave was this or something, whatever bullshit. And I'm like, you are a fat hillbilly.
01:15:37
Speaker
in the fucking South without a pot to piss in, living in our grandma's house that got gifted You didn't pay for it, by the way? Yeah. Got gifted to you somehow. Like, I think ah think his parents got it and quote unquote sold it him.
01:15:53
Speaker
Anyway. Okay. Point being, like, you know, I, this this fucking guy is sitting there and and he is, is,
01:16:07
Speaker
champing champion champion championing easy for me to say like the the richest people in the fucking country and shit and it's like what what the fuck are you doing man you like this is like the fact that is whatever if you if that's how you feel about it or fine whatever but like The fact that it's like you've got to come white knighting into this shit to the rescue. And like, well, it's like you're missing the whole fucking point of all this. when Well, I just I'm done with this stupid asshole. So I. I just kind of pointed out is because ah anything he says is very formulaic and it just it's it was like, oh, well, actually, you're wrong.
01:16:55
Speaker
And it's oh, well, great. I didn't look at it like that. like Thanks. Well, mean, it's it's what you you said in in the thing. you know it's ah
01:17:07
Speaker
Good-hearted strangers are more important than than assholes that share our blood. By the way, Cousin Roger's mother was a mail carrier for 40 years.
01:17:20
Speaker
Federal employee, you say? I do, yeah. so It's a good thing she could probably keep the house floating while dad was struggling during the Carter years.
01:17:30
Speaker
Really interesting thing ah that I saw on on social today. ah This guy, ah friend of a friend, posted in November, like November 20th or something like that,
01:17:47
Speaker
the reason The reason the Democrats lost is because they ignored the white male vote. Right? Okay. Today they posted, i lost my job at the IRS today.
01:18:04
Speaker
How about that?
01:18:06
Speaker
How about that? I believe that's what... what they're so fond of saying, fuck around and find out. Is that know what it is? That's what it was.
01:18:18
Speaker
Had you voted the correct way, you'd still have a job, sir. You would. A lot of people would still have jobs. A lot of people would still have jobs. And that's what it comes down to is is is there's this... God, I didn't want to get into this this deep, but there's this um this mass hypnosis of dehumanization yeah where people don't give a shit about other people anymore well no and and it's being reinforced and reinforced and reinforced and reinforced and reinforced by by lies right the the you know the big lie theory right you tell it long enough and loud enough people believe it to be true all of that shit by the way folks you're not getting a fucking check you heard it from krasnoff
01:19:15
Speaker
Dad Krasnoff. God damn. Well, I'm going to get a check. I'm getting a big tax refund this year, actually. Well, sure. Tax refund. Sure. Whatever. I'm talking about this fucking... I refuse to say the word. The DOGE.
01:19:30
Speaker
The Department of Government Efficiency. I'm not going to fucking say it. I'm not. I'm not going to fucking... It pisses me off when people pronounce it, no matter how they pronounce it. ah The Department of Government Efficiency is not going to send you a check.
01:19:43
Speaker
You don't fucking do it. you don't want to get a dog You don't want to get a doggy dividend?
01:19:51
Speaker
Alright, I'll do doggy. We can call it doggy from now on. That's fine. Because I like corgis. be No, because I haven't had it.
01:20:04
Speaker
Oh, god damn it. i am ki to be I am become meme, he said. I am become meme. ah God, I hope I can't say it out loud. That man is older than us, isn't he?
01:20:19
Speaker
like that's shut He's got to be almost 50, if not right at 50. I just don't know how old he is. 53, maybe? i looked at it the other day. God, that's absurd.
01:20:30
Speaker
like He's a fucking mess. I don't know. what i can conceivly say on how I think I can safely say out loud without any of of retribution. It is four to three Atlanta as we head to the bottom of the third, I believe.
01:20:48
Speaker
um Oh. I don't believe that I've ever wanted. Nope. I can't do it. We live in a world where it's not safe to say the things that I want to say.
01:21:01
Speaker
Go ahead. was to say, this is important to note. This is, a I noticed Roberto Kelly there. um So that means we are post ah the trade of one neon Deion Sanders because oh so Sanders is in Deion is in Cincinnati. He was actually, they, let's see, of course, thank you for the sad here. um they They traded him because he starts the season out in Atlanta.
01:21:35
Speaker
When does this trade happen? It just happened.
01:21:39
Speaker
got a pitching change here. Gil Heredia in the ballgame now ah for the Expos. ah Not a great start for Kirk Reuter this day.
01:21:50
Speaker
I'll give him next time, Gabe.
01:21:55
Speaker
Did a little search in Kirk. ah You might be interested in this, Rick. Kirk ah now resides in Nashville, Illinois, ah and has himself a big memorabilia garage that he calls the Den.
Baseball Memories and Humorous Commentary
01:22:09
Speaker
He invites his ah his is San Francisco Giant brethren to come and check it out anytime they come to san St. Louis.
01:22:18
Speaker
Charlie O'Brien flies out to center, and Fred McGriff trots on home, and it's five to three Atlanta. Looks like the trade was on May 29th.
01:22:33
Speaker
may twenty ninth So we're just a month ah month out from Deion having been on the squad.
01:22:42
Speaker
Yeah.
01:22:45
Speaker
And that would kind of, ah I don't want to say be it, but certainly dion on the back end of his baseball career after that. Yeah, he certainly did not wow in Cincinnati to too too much of a degree.
01:23:00
Speaker
That 94 Reds team was fucking loaded, though, which we will take a look at them as we progressed through because that the ah the Reds and the Astros were in quite the pennant race till the very end. so We'll visit the Reds before we leave 94. We're
01:23:21
Speaker
going to touch on all the fucking shit that mattered that year.
01:23:26
Speaker
High and inside. ah ball. Gilasia.
01:23:33
Speaker
I like how you pronounce the D as an S-H. That's pretty good. horia That's how the French do it.
01:23:55
Speaker
Man, how how fun would it be to be sitting behind one of those things at home plate? Yeah, wouldn't that be great? Jesus Christ. I bet they get served some food in there. maybe yeah I mean, they're in Montreal, so I'm pretty sure handjobs are on the table.
01:24:09
Speaker
was going say, there's definitely got to be some sort of weird kind of vampire stripper. Well, there's about it, Gabe. When I would play, I'd come through Montreal quite a bit. And any time we played in Montreal, myself and and a couple of the boys from the bullpen would head out to the strip club.
01:24:24
Speaker
ah and And pretty much anything that you could imagine was on the table. Of course, I never i never partook because, you know, I'm part homosexual and all.
01:24:35
Speaker
Right. So it looks like we're going to the the bottom of the third here with Atlanta on top, mont Montreal 5-3. Hey, you might have a career in the broadcast arts, Rick.
01:24:46
Speaker
Oh, I couldn't possibly do it. I'd be too embarrassed. Ah, look at you. You know, they just give me like a goddamn ad every fucking inning break. It's a amazing. i'm just I'm just bashful, Blake. That's all.
01:24:59
Speaker
Yeah. Bashful. Bashful until you're not. Oh, well, you know, I warm up quick. Oh, look at that. The NBA draft.
01:25:10
Speaker
Yep. NBA draft coming to TNT tomorrow night. 49-36, 37, et
01:25:17
Speaker
forty nine thirty five forty nine thirty six thirty seven etc Marquise Grissom at the plate.
01:25:34
Speaker
That is strike three called. My goodness. He watched it walk by. Marquise, you're wrong. You should probably just go sit down. That was absolutely a strike. it probably Probably caught the corner.
01:25:51
Speaker
ah Yeah, okay. It was... it was
01:25:56
Speaker
You got to think of how the left-handed ball's moving. or That's a good point. It's going to probably be cutting across and catch that corner. But look at Charlie. I always like to think about the way my left ball would... Would what? What would it be, Rick?
01:26:16
Speaker
It was slightly larger than my right. That's normal. Yeah. Yeah. because it's on the same side as your heart you know i didn't unless you're unless you're gabe and then your right testicle never drops really till you're 10 or 11 anyway
01:26:39
Speaker
i wasn't sure if there was like a correspondence between the left and the right i just knew One was generally bigger than the other, I think. The correspondence between the left and the right, like they're writing letters to each other in the nutsack. Is that what you mean?
01:26:53
Speaker
No, I mean, like, I didn't know, like, the left one was always bigger than the right or yeah whatever. like The days become longer as the day. As the war wears on. Yes. Here in the abdomen.
01:27:07
Speaker
i long for the day I drop back into the scrotal sack and see your face again. i'm sure it is a war in there.
01:27:16
Speaker
The bathtub is a lonely place from the scrotum as you reside in the abdomen of our beloved vessel. You're to have to settle down, Krasnov.
01:27:28
Speaker
Tell it to Putin. ah Rhymes with tootin'. I tell you, man, if I got to hear my mom say Putin one more time, i love her, but God bless her, she's fucking losing her fucking mind.
01:27:47
Speaker
Poor, poor, poor Betty. Oh, come on.
01:27:52
Speaker
Oh, Betty.
01:27:59
Speaker
Oh, Skip talking about the Expos trying to overcome hockey.
01:28:05
Speaker
Oh, good. A Granger ad.
01:28:09
Speaker
For the ones who get it done, right? yeah well Hey, look, man. They're looking for a warehouse manager. i don't know what to tell you. They're targeting your ass. I go down there and buy shit sometimes. We got one down the street from... ah know When I get done with old candy ass there, maybe I'll just go ah finish him off. Leave him in the Hey, are you talking about me again?
01:28:33
Speaker
Yeah, boss. Is Rick there? Where's Rick? I would want to talk to Rick. Can I talk to Rick? Where's Rick? Yeah, don't you call him at 530 in the morning? Hey, there's you, Pete.
01:28:44
Speaker
I wouldn't mind one bit. dave Dave's got a smile that could light up a room, Blake. Yeah, dungeon. Well, sure, that means it's even brighter because it's darker down there.
01:28:54
Speaker
Nah, it means the only places he can light up are places that shouldn't be lit up.
01:29:01
Speaker
I don't know. He seemed really, really happy to see me, and I was i was glad to have him. And I had him, and I had him, and I had him. Well, that's good. You know, watch yourself, Rick.
01:29:14
Speaker
He'll sell you out.
01:29:16
Speaker
Oh, no, it's all very casual. I wouldn't mind either way. Wouldn't mind either way. What does that even mean? You wouldn't mind if he sold you out? and That'd be fine? I didn't share anything in my deepest, darkest like I did with you boys. Oh, well, that does surprise me.
01:29:34
Speaker
I figured you kind of told everybody anything. That's funny. I sort of see you as this guy at the supermarket telling the cashier lady about your erections.
01:29:51
Speaker
I don't have many erections anymore. I'll tell you, I'm more of a giver these days than anything else. Sure. And I take her, certainly. and And you know what Dave really appreciated was...
01:30:04
Speaker
was the lubrication that I used while i masturbated him, while I put my, my fingernails in between this front teeth. Yeah. Um, see, I, I keep, like I said earlier, I have a certain level of, of trophy that I keep from my, from our girls, from dad and my girls.
01:30:23
Speaker
Yeah. And, uh, you know, I, I got this bottle of lotion next to the bed, next to the couch here, rather. ah Gabe doesn't know it or nothing, but it's just, it's just chock full of blood.
01:30:36
Speaker
And as you can imagine, over time, it starts to get thicker and thicker. And so you got the viscosity here of a fine fine fine motor oil. Fucking casserole.
01:30:49
Speaker
GTX. Well, like to joke about that because I appreciated the 1990s, early 1990s WCW ads. Oh, God damn. On WCW Saturday night.
01:31:02
Speaker
And so... ah That's what i used on Dave, and he really did appreciate the ah the viscosity of the lubricant. He just didn't know it was from my girls.
01:31:13
Speaker
What are you going to fix? Hot pockets.
01:31:19
Speaker
You get that one too
01:31:23
Speaker
It knew it had cheese flavor. I did. did. but You're a big fan of the ham and cheese. did offer Dave my Hot Pocket, but you turned me down. He said, I'm only part homosexual.
01:31:41
Speaker
Your Hot Pocket, that's the one in the front right, right? No, no, my Hot Pocket's rotting back. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, it's that one. It's the bedazzled pocket.
01:31:53
Speaker
Correct. Yeah, i I had a button for a while that Charlie has sent me, but I take it out for Dave. you like nobody Nobody wears bedazzled denim jeans quite like you, Rick.
01:32:04
Speaker
It's true. i don't i don't blame people. I put a little button right on the butthole crack so you can just get right in there. That's it, and it's not a It's not like ham cheese.
01:32:14
Speaker
You remember the lean pockets with the broccoli and the chicken inside? I do, yeah. Yeah, that's what the what it's like inside there. That's disgusting. The broccoli has the little polyps and hemorrhoids on the tunnel up the sphincter. You've went too far.
01:32:30
Speaker
All right, Will. and I'm going to go back under the couch then. We'll talk to you later. Thanks, Rick. exric
01:32:42
Speaker
Very well care. The worst instincts that I have about myself. That's what Rick is. I hope you folks understand the absolute, the, the, the forest reaching, like scariest parts of the inside of my brain just come directly out because of Rick.
01:33:02
Speaker
And,
Conspiracy Theories and Reality
01:33:03
Speaker
uh, Why that is ah based off of a single baseball card. I had never, I had remember, I remember seeing baseball cards of this man when I was a kid, but I never, I don't know who the fuck Rick Russell is from God. You do now.
01:33:17
Speaker
ah ah But boy, oh boy, having him live on my couch for the last year and a half has been quite a, quite an experience. I'll tell you. Yeah. I'm still trying to figure out exactly what Charlie is myself.
01:33:34
Speaker
the they They get their hooks in. They really do.
01:33:42
Speaker
At least with Rick, you you have some sort of protection since you know he has taken so many lives that yeah he should be safe. yeah
01:33:56
Speaker
He gets out of hand. I just turned him in. It's all all over it now. Charlie's a good upstanding man. Charlie... Charlie took good care of me when I was down and out.
01:34:07
Speaker
He got there eventually. got there in time. That's all that matters. You know, my brain was without oxygen for long enough that I've lost a lot of function, but I'm still not sure how he picked you up.
01:34:21
Speaker
Strong upper body on that boy, you know, regardless of him not having a lot of throwing power, uh, he, uh, He trained upper her body, and that much is that much as ah obvious. I think he just pulled me out of the bathroom, though, because there's a little like little bump on the back of my head that won't go away, so i'm pretty sure I slammed my head pretty good on the hardwood here.
01:34:41
Speaker
Wow. There you go. That's a leaping grab. Sean Barry, I could use that. Sean Barry. Pulled his hammy on that one, I'm sure. Yeah, he's out for a couple months.
01:34:55
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that's a that's That's something we should probably talk about is that the folks that are taking part in the Patreon, patreon.com slash the whole ballgame, we're going to, in the next couple of weeks here, we're going to post it up and get and get ready, but we're going to to run our first ever fantasy baseball league here with the whole ballgame. And to be part of that, you need to be part of the Patreon Uh, so head on over there.
01:35:22
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Uh, it's going to be open to all tiers, obviously, but, uh, uh, we're going give it kind of a pilot program here, uh, in the 2025 season and then, uh, expand it and see what it looks like, uh, going into 26. And we're playing around with another idea that I think, uh, people might like the, the pilot program of what I don't, I don't even honestly don't know how to make it work, but, uh, I've been thinking about it.
01:35:49
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It's, uh, You know, fancy fancy baseball side is one thing, and that'll be fun and good times, and we can, you know, put pictures of our dicks on the message board and do all... It's a hell of shit.
01:36:05
Speaker
Yes, because we have the guys, you know. The guys are talking the shit. Thank you, Keith. You're talking the shit, taking the shit, whatever. You know, it's ah it's fine. We play baseball. We talk shit. We have the guys.
01:36:16
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You know, that kind of stuff. so But, ah yeah, the other the other thing is, ah man, it's as Marvin would say, it's a whole bird of a different feather. and Oh, I can't believe you brought me up to date, like of all days.
01:36:32
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Oh, you won't believe what I had for dinner tonight. Oh, no, Marvin. Oh, my goodness. My soul needs this. I'm so glad you brought it my way, boy. Oh, I tell you what. Now, people might scoff at the idea of having something as simple as a chicken on a night like tonight in the middle of February.
01:36:50
Speaker
It's colder than shit outside. but But let me tell you something. There's something beautiful about taking the breast of that bird, that chicken, and And look, I understand people some people like the chicken thigh better than the chicken breast. And I am with you. I understand you like the fatty succulentness, succulation of a nice bird thigh. But boy, boy, sometimes the chicken breast is the right way to go if you want to you want to really get your money's worth. You understand? Now that eggs are as expensive as they are, eventually chickens will get expensive too.
01:37:22
Speaker
You understand? yeah And as a dead man, dead billionaire, I don't have a lot of money to play around with. Sure, yeah. Because my money is the money that Gabe gives me. And that's not a lot anymore. No. He gives Rick a lot more because on the program more. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:37:38
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So, yeah anyway. Bigger cut. Tonight I made. you ever been to P.F. Chang's, Blake? I have. Delicious. Did you get the lettuce wraps? I made myself some lettuce wraps for dinner.
01:37:51
Speaker
Oh, boy. Oh, I made up the sauce. Uh-huh. And I grabbed some of my honey roasted peanuts. Oh, penis? Yes. And ah chopped up my chicken real fine and diced it up.
01:38:05
Speaker
You know, we do it in the pot with the pan and the right the sauce and the peanuts. And I mixed it and I peeled the lettuce off of the head of lettuce and I served it up. I'm getting hungry. I got it. was just a real delight. Them lettuce wraps at home.
01:38:19
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Hey, I think I did a pretty good job, but it's chicken is what it comes down to. okay It's the chicken. It's the quality of the chicken. Quality of the bird. Got it. And I had a quality bird tonight, boy.
01:38:33
Speaker
That's it? You said a quality bird? No, he's gone. I don't know where. Oh, he's out the window? Yeah, he's out. I appreciate that. Thanks, Marvin. I'm glad you enjoyed your bird.
01:38:45
Speaker
It sounds really good, and you're always welcome. so He did interrupt you, though. ah Oh, yeah. I was trying to... Yeah, yeah it's a this is a big a big fish.
01:38:57
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um i think I've been thinking about it, and I think i think
01:39:06
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I think there's a way to do it. Just need to have some time to do it. Yeah, it probably has to be offline and that we don't have to rely on anything the internet to make it work. Because from what I understand, the rosters can change pretty regularly and shit can get fucked up and then they stop supporting certain things after a certain amount of time.
01:39:33
Speaker
Well, I don't think that would be so much an issue because it would just be how you would present out how the they the games would play out and stuff.
01:39:45
Speaker
And I think you can just fucking basically directly broadcast to YouTube with a click of a button. Oh, shit. Okay. You could just let the games play out and broadcast on YouTube and you know people could watch their teams and shit.
01:40:00
Speaker
I don't think we explicitly said this. No, we didn't flush it out at all. What we're thinking about is essentially using MLB The Show to create 1994 season that is played in full using the original rosters from the 1994 season and ah and giving people the opportunity to purchase a franchise that toward an end goal of winning a certain amount of money at the end of the season.
01:40:25
Speaker
i think um i think I think it would be a lot of fun. I think the thing will play like 40 seasons, something like that. um I see no you know and reason you would hurry through it. Just do real time and i mean make it mimic real life. You know you can have all the transactions and the trades and you just have to have like a platform to, to post the shit on. And well, we got that.
01:40:56
Speaker
So it's, it's really about the time and making it work. And well, we're going to have to get some more fingernails and Dave and me out the fucking door and doing nothing but this. And it'll probably, you know, work out a little bit better because,
01:41:16
Speaker
I think you broadcast could broadcast the games. You have a site that you post all the information on and shit. you know Fucking box scores.
01:41:27
Speaker
People like the box scores, right? They do. I mean, it would be like real life, but it's just played out. it's just another It's just another version of the fucking simulation we live in, right? That's correct. That's exactly what it is. How's it any different?
01:41:45
Speaker
We got to escape somehow is what we're getting to. so yeah. So basically, we we could right the wrongs of real life and crown the rightful world champion of Major League Baseball on our on her own with Harry's glasses.
01:42:07
Speaker
Hey, I'll do whatever it takes, man. You could call the games, maybe. alice do it I'll do it with my boy. Can you bring my boy along? You're talking about Krasnoff?
01:42:21
Speaker
No, I am Krasnoff. Oh, you mean your boy, like your boy Skip? Yeah, the guy, i can hear him talking now. He's a little nasally.
01:42:32
Speaker
yeah you got get Yeah, you're gonna be pretty good at me, Pop. Um... Yeah, yeah that' that's something you guys you could do. you could have that we never got to do it in real life. I always wanted to. Yeah, that might be kind of hard for Gabe to bounce back and forth because he's obviously got the better Skip as we just saw.
01:42:49
Speaker
So I think that's a great idea, Harry. i'll do i'll just I'll click the button and upload the videos and then and then you and Skip can do like hour-long commentary over the game.
01:43:02
Speaker
Because each game go about an hour. You do the whole league. It'd like 15 hours a day. You'll do nothing of the kind. You know that I'll take care of all the tech too. Fuck you. I'll have to do it because I got to hit the thing. You're the one who's got it. Yeah, that's good point.
01:43:18
Speaker
Heading over.
01:43:21
Speaker
I'll figure it out. Still 5-3 here in Montreal. We're headed to the top of the fifth. Atlanta leads. We got Blouser, Kelly, and McGriff on the way.
01:43:34
Speaker
Very curly-haired umpire there. Yeah, he he's got the devil's curly hair. And Gabe's right. I'll find a way to get him to do it eventually. artist I'll wear a suit and I'll do some selfies like I'm um' Bud Selig or something and just tell Gabe to take care of this fucking bitch work.
01:43:54
Speaker
You're far more handsome than Bud Selig. I gotta run the league.
01:44:00
Speaker
I gotta to go meet with Donnie and Adam about this trade. I think there's collusion.
01:44:08
Speaker
I tell you, I know everything you should know about that. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Bring me along bring long in a meeting and I'll nip that in the bud right away. Uh-huh, yeah. Me and Bob are going to go meet with the owner of the Rockies and the Phillies.
01:44:25
Speaker
Jesus Christ. I mean, look, the... i mean look that The future's at our doorstep is what we're fucking telling you. This is what it's going to be, you know, in the future. People are just going to go and pick points in time to live in virtually in their free time to escape this modern time.
01:44:50
Speaker
Wouldn't be so bad, would it?
01:44:56
Speaker
No, it wouldn't. You have two options. to I mean, you take what you, you can get, right? Like it's, it's, it's, this I think it's the same mindset as I, I give like, so I've talked about my brother on the show before.
01:45:11
Speaker
Um, but like he's a recovering addict, maybe an active addict. I don't really know, but, um, he, uh,
01:45:24
Speaker
He's also, as these things tend to go, as the brain starts deteriorate from years and years of active drug use, he's a bit of a conspiracy theorist. ah And so he listens to Rogan and he listens to all those guys that are on Rogan and all those alien guys and all the you know all that bullshit. And you know he'll spew these theories to me, including the simulation thing. And I think I've even expressed this thought on the program before, but it's the same thing.
01:45:53
Speaker
And, you know what i mean? Because we still have to live our lives regardless of what the truth is. It doesn't matter if dipshit is present and it doesn't matter. You know, all of those, it matters, of course, but you understand what I'm saying.
01:46:06
Speaker
We still have to live the life regardless of what the end game is. doesn't matter because it doesn't really affect us, does it? Because we're still going to wake up tomorrow. We're still going to go to work. We're still going to jerk off, we're still going to take care of our kids, whatever.
01:46:21
Speaker
It's still going to be the same, at least for most of us. I think part of what Blake's statement was in that, uh, in that audio file that he uploaded is the fact that, um, there's a, there's a level of, of separation between us and them.
01:46:44
Speaker
And when I say them, I mean the people that like Marvin, who have billions of dollars um and all of a sudden are really, really interested in helping us save money and and not spend as much.
01:47:04
Speaker
It doesn't pass the smell test if you stop for even half a second to think about it. This isn't goodness of the heart bullshit. This is what's the only thing that would be more important to a man the richest man in the world than money.
01:47:22
Speaker
What's the only thing that's more important than that? It's called fucking power. He's the richest man in the world, you stupid motherfuckers. He's the richest man in the world.
01:47:36
Speaker
One man. He's the one man that has more money than anyone else in the entire world. And we just said, here, have for have free reign. Enjoy yourself.
01:47:46
Speaker
Do whatever you want. Like, if that doesn't hit you in the head like a shot, I don't know what does. Like, it's the it's the single most egregious thing that I've ever heard anybody say out loud with a straight face to think that that is a good idea.
01:48:06
Speaker
The richest man in the world. Why not make him also the second most powerful man in the world? I thought you was going say, coming, baby. Sure. I mean, there's coming, too.
01:48:17
Speaker
unless you're Unless you're him, Elon, and then you don't have a dick that... Hey, dick don't work just like mine, Gabe. I'll be like Elon, too.
01:48:29
Speaker
Oh, no. literally He's rolling away in his chair like me. he scoots scoot, scoot. There goes Gabe. a But, yeah.
01:48:42
Speaker
There he is. Come on back. Come on back to us. Yeah, he's gone. All right, good. he yeah Fucking Larry. God, I can't stand it. he yeah There was a Lego on the floor and he couldn't get over it
01:48:58
Speaker
it. Oh, God, it hurt my foot. I fell on it. It's imprinted. It's into my back now and my kidney.
01:49:07
Speaker
Oh boy, this hurts anything worse than the stairs even. The 18 hours. Those gosh darn Legos. Fuck.
01:49:19
Speaker
Lex said fuck. For those of you on Patreon, just because you probably get a kick out of this, I didn't listen to any of that shit. Oh, you didn't? I can't. ah The first one that you sent me, I listened to.
01:49:32
Speaker
The rest of it, I couldn't do it because I just i can't stand Larry that much.
01:49:39
Speaker
Who's the other one? There's somebody else you can't stand. Might be me. No. No, i'm I'm seriously considering moving to the middle of buttfuck nowhere because I do enjoy your company.
01:49:56
Speaker
It was Larry.
01:49:58
Speaker
Who else don't I like? Oh, I mean, J. Reinsdorf. Yeah, it must have been Larry because I remember you saying something about it being your Nash.
01:50:10
Speaker
I think is when I sprung him on. Yeah, it absolutely is. i just On the NBA, on NBC, when you got sabotaged with him as your co-host at the beginning. it No warning. so up so I was so legitimately upset.
01:50:24
Speaker
You look like it.
01:50:28
Speaker
Rondale White up to bat. Look at the TBS logo. God damn it. It's almost as beautiful as a USA logo. Yeah, that one was perfect.
01:50:42
Speaker
When they changed it to the one with ah the American flag underneath it, started suck. Oh, no. Yeah, I need that transparent. Yeah, you see through it. Translucent white. Yeah.
01:50:55
Speaker
The best part is like the next commercial break after that was a... ah And this is a 92. That was a 92 show. That was after Kerry came back and rededicated himself to his family, the World Wrestling Federation, and God.
01:51:09
Speaker
But the... the there was a USA commercial and it was the Hulkster. And he was talking about USA, the America's number one cable network.
01:51:20
Speaker
And he's got the belt on. And it's
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01:51:22
Speaker
like, it's, it's, it's, it's 1990 Hulk. Like i remember it. Like they ran that goddamn commercial for like three fucking years. I don't remember it. I wish I did. Yeah. It's just like one of the, it's like the, you know, like what a T or not team,
01:51:38
Speaker
A station will come back from like a commercial and like the last commercial they play is always like one of their own. Yeah. It's like a, it's called a bumper. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say bumper, but i thought i was to use the wrong word and you make fun of me.
01:51:50
Speaker
So I didn't, but yeah, that and, uh, Lemker, Limmer. The Limmer. Yeah. Getting Gil Harajit at home.
01:52:02
Speaker
Um, but yeah, the, uh,
01:52:09
Speaker
What was saying? were talking about the bumper?
01:52:15
Speaker
Yeah, anyway, so they had the ho Hogan bumper that was like three fucking years old.
01:52:23
Speaker
They call it a bumper because it does the same thing a bumper on a car does. it's ah It's like the last thing. So like the commercials end up at, you know, like 58 seconds a piece or something. You've got like five to 10 seconds yeah of time left before the show has to start again.
01:52:39
Speaker
Yeah, was about that. was somewhere in that time frame. It was just a couple seconds.
01:52:50
Speaker
I'm sure you could find it on YouTube fairly easy. Basically just him calling USA America's number one cable network and being all America's number one cable network brother. yeah out to Bonnie Hammer, dude.
01:53:05
Speaker
There it is. True world order.
01:53:09
Speaker
back before they came and fucked around with us and found out. Yeah. We're going on a year, believe it or not. Crazy to think about since we formed it.
01:53:21
Speaker
So I'll never forget seeing the man from afar. a This was, this was, uh, right out. those We went right there after the, uh, the laps fan show.
01:53:36
Speaker
Yeah. Um, And ah seeing him stooping, standing on that stage. Yeah. Just bent at the bent at the knee at like a
01:53:50
Speaker
like a 35, 40 degree angle. His knees bent because he and can't stand up straight any anymore. And then getting up there and having him look at me.
01:54:02
Speaker
Oh, man. So big, man. How doing? big, man. How you doing? And just like being taller than Hulk Hogan, who's supposed to be 6'8".
01:54:14
Speaker
Yeah, he he was he looked like he was playing goddamn ah middle linebacker. Just Z in the knees, just bent. Like, i you know that man had to be on at least fucking 50 milligrams of hydrocodone or something.
01:54:32
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, his eye you can see it in the picture itself, how big his fucking... the blacks of his eyes are the pupils it's a man's on some pain medicine all the time.
01:54:43
Speaker
From what I understand, he, he won't do public appearances outside of Florida that he's going to get on a plane. He won't fly commercial anymore. He got to fly in private. Really? Cause he doesn't, yeah. He doesn't want people to see him after he gets off a plane from sitting for so long walking.
01:55:02
Speaker
I see. Well, you know, that's something to think about it. That age.
01:55:09
Speaker
Well, when you fall on your ass 14 times a day, three times an hour for 35 years. Three times an hour?
01:55:20
Speaker
Yeah, apparently. so yeah i mean, well, when you factor in the the troops to Japan, dude. Oh, yeah. You're going backwards in time. Uh-huh.
01:55:30
Speaker
And so, like, when you come back, you're bumping three or four times an hour. Yeah. ah so You got to make sure that you get everything accountable. You know, can't have anything slide.
01:55:43
Speaker
Still five to three here as we hand to end the fifth and head to the top of the sixth.
01:55:49
Speaker
Terrific brave station, TBS. Which two players share the National league record for base on balls received in a season?
01:56:00
Speaker
What do you think? Great question. Start in 94. The most walks in the NL. Two people tied.
01:56:09
Speaker
And you got to think about the source, right? So it's the Braves. the You would imagine at least one Brave has to be involved. So is Hank Aaron one of them?
01:56:20
Speaker
It would make sense, no?
01:56:23
Speaker
I don't know. Walks are a tricky thing. Sometimes lot of people walk that you don't think would. I'm trying to think on base percentage.
01:56:36
Speaker
I'm going to say Hank Aaron and Willie Mays. I'm going to say Lenny Dykstra. Oh, Lenny. at that I don't know.
01:56:49
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Hey, they said Lenny.
01:56:53
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Gil Horagia looks like he shit his pants.
01:57:04
Speaker
I've been there a time or two, Blake. i ae I would slide into home occasionally. And, you know, once in every great while, I never was a big, big hitter, but I hit a home run in my career. I did.
01:57:18
Speaker
um But, you know, when you're a pitcher, you got to be careful with your upper body. And so you got to make sure that you're You're falling on on the meaty part of your thigh.
01:57:28
Speaker
You understand? Right. Yeah. And, you know, some of these some of these parks, the dirt is just a little wetter than others. And so you got got to be careful if you're worried about keeping your your uniform nice and clean and wearing it two or three days in a row. You could wash it, you know.
01:57:47
Speaker
Oh, I don't know. i'm I'm a little superstitious that way. Yeah? I don't wash much of nothing. That's disgusting. You should smell the couch. I was going to say, it's got to smell awful.
01:58:04
Speaker
I think you've said... Most of that's the dog farts. Right, yeah, no, yeah. I believe you've asked me to smell the couch a time or two before, rick
01:58:16
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Rick. I have indeed. Yes, you have.
01:58:22
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Smell the glove.
01:58:27
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Yeah, it's a shame we didn't do a kisser this week because Charlie would have been a hell of an addition. and you've been point Have you been playing a different shot different Charlie? What? Oh, okay.
01:58:38
Speaker
But please, stick around if you want to. Have you thought about... No, got shit to do. I got to go. Okay. Have you thought about a voice for this this Charlie O'Brien? Because I've been thinking about it a lot.
01:58:50
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I thought about a voice. um
01:58:54
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I did a little bit...
01:58:57
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I kind of got stuck more on a personality than the voice and never really got to the voice. And I, I got, I got fixated on wild Bill Irwin, AKA Chauncey.
01:59:10
Speaker
He does look like wild Bill Irwin. He's a great receiver. That was his, his calling card. Greg Maddox is a personal catcher, you know, I didn't know that. No, he becomes Maddox is like personal catcher. Like even,
01:59:24
Speaker
You see the 95 World Series and playoffs and stuff. The games Maddox pitches. Charlie's in there catching. He did not want to throw to Javi Lopez.
01:59:36
Speaker
He was a rookie at the time, wasn't he? I mean, he was a very young. Yeah, yeah, he was. Charlie was very, you know, and it makes sense. He was good. He was much better defensively. And, you know, you give Greg Max whoever the fuck he wants.
01:59:50
Speaker
Yeah. Ground out to end the inning there from Lemke. Heredia has retired 11 straight. like Is that Heredia? Heredia, correct. Heredia.
02:00:02
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Much like Ozzy Gijen. Oh, here we go. Here's the answer to our trivia question. Oh, yeah. Most walks in the NL in a season. Ernie Banks.
02:00:12
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No. Eddie Stanky and Jim Wynn. Oh, yeah, baby. Speaking of that stanky, did you get my grooming tips this morning, Gizl? When I told you to get some stanky on your hang down, baby?
02:00:24
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02:01:03
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Larry Walker blasts that one out to right field, and that'll hit the wall. I think Larry will probably get two out of this one. Wow, that's a big, big bounce. Stand-up double for...
02:01:14
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for For Marvin's favorite son, Larry Walker. That goddamn Canadian mullet just flopping in the in the dome stadium wind.
02:01:26
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um like a Look at that swing. That's picture perfect, man. Very pretty swing.
02:01:35
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That's Larry Walker's 31st double of the year, Blake. That's something, man. Yep. Hey, uh, I just sent you something and I want you to take a look at it and just go, okay?
02:01:49
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02:10:13
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Oh, plate to plate. You're going to hand deliver that, huh, Rick? Oh, ah I'll deliver something with my hands. I can guarantee that. No need for Chad to worry about Donald J. Trump destroying the U.S. Postal Service because Rick's going to deliver the auto-blow AI-driven data synchronicity comm machine. Doubleheader, baby. That's what they called me in high school, Blake. Yeah.
02:10:43
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yeah Big Daddy for short. Correct. That's right. Where do you think it came from? oh man. Look at that fellow, Rick. he's got He kind of looks like you. Benavidez. Yeah. ah Why not?
02:10:54
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Oh, okay. Scott. Yeah. Wow. He does look like Rick. Oh, that's just that's something that I saw that I was very excited about. Do you know Rick Russell has a starting lineup figure from 1990?
02:11:09
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That's the word on the street. I heard two days ago somebody told me that. was pretty excited about it. Does he got his fucking goddamn batting helmet on? i That's a good question. i Like a dipshit idiot? He was.
02:11:21
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you He's a pitcher, man. All these fucking pictures you keep sending me, and Rick is, he's got a no ear flap. Like, it looks like one of those plastic helmets you got as a kid.
02:11:32
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Yes, correct. Like, I had like seven of those. Let me try to remember who I had. I had the Reds. I had the A's. I had the Mets. Sure. The Cardinals. All right.
02:11:43
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And I had the Orioles. Yeah.
02:11:48
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The orange and blue from the Mets, it's a nice combination for kids. I think that's part of it. I had a Mets t-shirt when I was a kid. Yeah. You know, we were poor, so it's not like a... Of course. I just got it, and I like baseball, and so... I had a 1985 St. Louis Cardinals NL Champion shirt. I'm wearing it in my first grade picture.
02:12:09
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Lovely. Uh-huh. My second grade picture, I'm wearing a Poison t-shirt, and on the back of it, I take a big jump between first and second grade. Do you want to know what happened?
02:12:22
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I started hanging out with fucking Livingston. That's what happened. Oh, fuck. So I go from this nice kid. what do you What do you think, Blake? Yeah, it's six inches gear.
02:12:36
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I got to find these pictures. they got it Maybe Mama Ballgate can help me out. But my first grade picture, nice, sweet little boy's Cardinal shirt. And then the second grade one, I got got i got Larry Walker's hair.
02:12:48
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And my poison t-shirt, my jeans, and and you can't see the back of the shirt because it's you know the front. But on the the back of the shirt is like a woman in a miniskirt, like her ass and her legs.
02:13:05
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And it's like all the cities on the tour so and they open up and say hi to her. Those fucking kids would get sent home today if they wore that shirt to school. I wore on picture day. Of course you did.
02:13:16
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Yeah. so That's fucking great. That's fucking great. Base hit for the Braves, and that'll score one. up got Blouser caught in a rundown here.
02:13:27
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That's a sacrifice for the Braves. Bring one in. I believe it's 5-4. Yeah, Tony Tarasco there. 6-3 Atlanta here. Going into the top of the eighth, or bottom of the seventh, rather.
02:13:49
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Left-hander Butch Henry on the mound tomorrow. We got a day game tomorrow.
02:13:56
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It's a matinee.
02:13:59
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They got to get on the plane and get the hell out of Canada. There's a kisser too. Oh, Mike Lansing here. You know, Lansing and Charlie, both ah former Wichita State Shockers.
02:14:16
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No kidding. Charlie's a shocker? Yep. Charlie O'Brien or Charlie... Charlie Charlie. No, no. Charlie O'Brien. Not me. I would do some cool hard knocks. We talked about you. ah Yes, you did. Look at that Franklin chest protector underneath underneath the umps.
02:14:32
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No degree given. No degree asked for. God bless you, Charlie. God, what would we do without you? Wichita State used to be quite the baseball hotbed back in the eighty s ninety s Have they always been the Shockers or they change their name from something else?
02:14:49
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I think officially they used to be the Wheat Shockers. But, no. Yeah. What's his fucking ah Mike Sweeney, former Royals great.
02:15:01
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ah His son just committed to Wichita State. Massive kid. Bigger than Mike.
02:15:09
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That's a big boy. How big a boy are you? Hey, rest in peace, uh, Fucking, what's his name? That's right. Fuck, yeah.
02:15:20
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We lost him too soon. who did that Who did the... ah ah God, why can why am I losing his name? Come on. It gets better with every second that goes by. Thank you. Yep.
02:15:31
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I'm not gonna... Roy D. Mercer. Roy D. Mercer died. Is that the He-Haw guy? No, Roy D. Mercer was... It wasn't his real name, obviously, but as a guy who did a ah syndicated radio radio show, and he played a character called Roy D. Mercer.
02:15:50
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And basically, he did prank calls as this guy. guy And you would always ask, how big a boy are you? You know, and essentially threatening guys on the phone to come and whip their ass and that sort of thing. I'm glad. Very popular in ah in rural Indiana in the early 90s.
02:16:08
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Let's just, you know, if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about it. It sounds like we gave him the appropriate tribute when we couldn't think of his name for 30 seconds. I feel good about it. Oh, yes, they call him the streak.
02:16:25
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Boogity, boogity. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. I got it. Brent Douglas from Tulsa, Oklahoma, as a matter of fact. Oh, okay, good. Mm-hmm. Take me back to Tulsa. I'm too young to marry. Take me back to Tulsa. I'm too young to worry.
02:16:42
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That's great. Thank you. It's Bob Wills. and Okay. Who's that girl with the red dress on? Some folks call her Sally. Not to be mistaken with ah Bob Stoops.
02:16:58
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ah Did you say something about the ball coach, Steve? I did. I was hoping that I might summon you. I'm glad I could stop by and say hello to my old friend, Krasnoff.
02:17:10
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How you doing, pal? It's good to see you, Jim. um I'm glad you seem to be doing well. like I saw you on the ah ah the lower rated of the two AEW shows this week.
02:17:24
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Thank you. Yeah, I'm sure you spiked the rating, Sorum. I spiked the football backstage in TK's face. What do you think about that? i Well, ah did you know that TK is ah ah the ah one of one of Ken Griffey Jr.'s illegitimate children? Did you know that?
02:17:47
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I heard it on your show the other day when I was listening and I was riding Jan's broken Vespa in the backyard.
02:17:56
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that so
02:18:00
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02:18:24
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I got King's login, but it's nothing but a bunch of team videos.
02:18:36
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let me Let me ask you. I got ask you. Yeah. um Yeah. um
02:18:46
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What... ah Do you have like some sort of... like track out in the backyard that you ride the scooter around on, or is it just on the the grass? how did how Logistically, how does that work? Because I can't stop picturing you driving the broken scooter around in the backyard.
02:19:05
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That's a great question. I'm glad that you asked. I was really hoping you would follow up on that. I did leave you some breadcrumbs. That's why they call you Krasnoff.
02:19:17
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Well, here it is. You ever seen a tire swing, Krasnoff? Mm-hmm. So basically, I got the Vespa, which has got like half of a wheel and part of the front and maybe three-quarters of the back.
02:19:30
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It's just kind of tied to a rope, and i' will I'll try to hang myself. Everybody's safe there. That was a wild play. You stepped on my attempted suicide, so thank you for that.
02:19:43
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Sorry. So as I said, I take the rope, and I'll tie it around my neck, and I get cold feet. And then I'll just sort of slip out into the onto the Vespa, and then I ride it like a tire swing for about 35 minutes.
02:19:55
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Do you think the cold the cold feet is due you directly to the lack of oxygen? or are you using that colloquially? a Cold feet is in you're you're trying not to, you've decided you don't want to kill yourself after Yeah, no, I don't believe it's a physiological thing.
02:20:12
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i was I was saying more metaphorically. Like, um I'm getting cold feet because I'm thinking, if I die here, I'm never going to see the Sooners win another national title.
02:20:24
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And I'm never going to steal another passport of a Japanese talent again. And I like to do that, you understand? we do. So I slide on the Vespa, and I pray to Jan and Doc.
02:20:43
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If you can't tell, folks, Jim has ejaculated, and he's he's on his way. But thank you, Jim, for stopping by. Autoblow.com slash grillinjr code Constantine in Chattanooga.
02:21:05
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oh It's daylight out, motherfuckers.
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is what we've been trying to tell you, goddammit. Are you listening now?
02:21:19
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Moises Alou the plate.
02:21:26
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My goodness. Larry Walker on deck.
02:21:31
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You know, they say Moises used to piss on his hands. yeah yeah we that cub but Yeah, when he was a Cub is when that came out. I remember that because it was in the news cycle for what it felt like forever when that came through.
02:21:44
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i think, if I remember correctly, Mancow did a bit on it. and i I listened to Mancow because he was on ah he was a Chicago guy, sure and ah and I was a fan of radio, obviously. I had i had the ability to listen to Howard Stern, but Mancow was much more readily available.
02:22:01
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Yeah. In Chicago. And so he was a ah good second choice, I suppose. when i would When I would skip classes in junior and senior year and just like drive around, i would listen to Man Cow in the morning.
02:22:14
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And I think he did many, many bits about Moises pissing all over his hands. Moises, believe it or not, because of Moises Alou, was my name that I used in Spanish class.
02:22:29
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Yep. I know. God! Yes! Yes, it is! There it is.
02:22:39
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Look, we need to probably establish this because this is going to make you feel better. Yeah. I... in in the And, you know, it kind of varies little bit. Yep, I know.
02:22:51
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Especially in the short term. But I got a very good specific memory for certain things. they're They're just things that I got a steel trap on.
02:23:04
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And, you know, the shit we talk about on here is probably going to fall into that generally. So, you know, you telling me about your space. Only because, too, I believe that then in turn I told you my story about Bonifacio, didn't I?
02:23:19
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Yes, yes. I remember I called you Bonifacio for a couple of weeks. yeah Yep. Not to be confused with Emilio Bonifacio, former Florida Marlin. Mm-hmm. There go.
02:23:31
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hadn't thought of that guy in a long time. He was he was a he was a very good ah man. He could run.
02:23:39
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Pinch runner. Googling the picture. Emilio Boniface. Eh. Eh. He's kind of weird looking, but he's not a kisser. No. He was a utility man that could run.
02:23:52
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You know, we'll have to maybe dig into the pee-pee more on the Bartman game. That's a good idea. on ah On the patreon.com slash the whole ballgame, as it were. Likely coming this week as well.
02:24:06
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Blake and I are busy boys this week. We got a lot to get in before the weekend. Goddamn, February is a short month. I'm going to be coming multiple times this weekend. That's wonderful news for you.
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02:24:50
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Look, I'm using that GoFundMe money for the real, real important rehab assignment. You know? You're going be hooked up to this thing at the casino.
02:25:03
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It's pulling the slots. a Hey, that sounds like a good time. Can I come too? it's the It's the quietest of the options so I can get away with it in public. That's the most important part.
02:25:14
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Look at that old school Delta logo on the scoreboard. I love it. I'm going Granger add. Ah, I understand. What's your time? I even opened a new window, tried to redo it, hoping I'd get another fucking thing. 150, 150, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06. Okay, you're good.
02:25:37
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Nick Charles and Fred Hickman are going to update us on everything today in sports. I hope you understand. It's top of the eighth here. Atlanta's got a six three lead. Where are 150-27, 28-29, Okay. pain Roberto Kelly, 1-for-2 on the evening,
Societal Observations and Personal Anecdotes
02:26:05
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317 average on the year.
02:26:09
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ah You mentioned he came this way from Cincinnati in the Deion trade, yes? That's correct. I watching an early 94 game earlier on. And he was on the fucking Reds playing the Phillies, like the sixth game of the year.
02:26:22
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so I bet he was very excited about heading. Well, Cincinnati, you said, was a contender too, weren't they? Yep. Cincinnati and Houston were like within a game of each other when the season ended. So the Reds were really good too. not draw That's going to drop.
02:26:36
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Oh, yeah. Wow. But great play by the – who was that in right? Yeah. Rondell White, I think. Rondell, yeah, was great playing it was a great play. It could have gone right past him very easily. moiseise was Moises.
02:26:49
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Moises is usually in left, and Larry is usually in right, but Larry is at first base because he is is of ah hobbled, and I believe Moises moved to right, and the rookie Rondell White is in left.
02:27:05
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It's great defensive play. It really was like, uh, soft answer in the PP. Yep. He should have gotten the the ball out of his hand quicker, but what are you going to do? Tom Amansky's favorite first baseman, the crime dog. Uh-huh.
02:27:21
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One, one might call the crime dog lies. Yeah. Yeah. You know, ah yeah I tend to default on that to like, uh, it's always like faster guys, but, uh, you know, it,
02:27:35
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If you're going based off of that build, then yeah, that's that's certainly, he would fit the, well, he'd fit the bill.
02:27:45
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It's interesting. i Going back to this and watching this again and seeing David Justice, he's skinnier than I remember him being, David Justice. I don't know why. i just, in my head, he's more muscular than he actually is.
02:27:58
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I don't know why. He's pretty young here, too. Hmm.
02:28:04
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God, those golden patches are really something, aren't they? Yeah. Sorry. I got an ad. What are you going to do? All right. I'm back. Fuck it.
02:28:16
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I'll figure it out.
02:28:20
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why Let me know when the ad's done. Oh, it's over. okay. 153 on the nose. All right. Four. Five. You're good.
02:28:31
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Six.
02:28:33
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No, this is the shit that gets us listeners, man, is me saying the time. time Okay, we'll keep doing that then. Fuck it. Thank you. That's it. Hey, where you at now?
02:28:45
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Southwest Lower Michigan, pal. No, seriously. we What time are you at? 153.25. All right, you're good. There we go. There's that Delta logo again. That's beautiful. And look at all those teams, all the correct teams playing each other.
02:28:59
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Not Detroit at Florida at... New York at Pittsburgh, or fucking Kansas City at Philadelphia. No. Not like some goddamn Cactus League scoreboard.
02:29:13
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California. California at Oakland. California. California. I'm going to those bureaucrats in Sacramento.
02:29:26
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That's a good Arnold. It's not bad, you know. I'm a cop, you idiot. I'm Detective John Kimball. The pomp is better than coming.
02:29:38
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Who is your daddy and what does he do? That's good. You're really good. We got to get him on the show. Let's see if I can figure out anybody in MLBs from Austria. Pretty good one.
02:29:52
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No, we did bury my fucking wizard reference. That that does need to be... ah Let's get bring it back to the surface, f please. California! That's all I did.
02:30:04
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Oh, the dinosaur, yes. You know, the little boy who's autistic. That's right. Is the wizard. He's quite the autist. He's Ernie. Autiste.
02:30:16
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Ernie, what the fuck ever. Speaking of David Justice, I think we got an intentional walk here. Is that what's happening? yeah Yep, yep. Back when you had to still throw of the ball. Fuck.
02:30:28
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I saw that in action for the first time like two weeks ago because I don't watch a lot of baseball yeah ah these days. And it's it's fucking so weird.
02:30:41
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Yeah. Well, the other thing that I saw, and and don't get me wrong, I guess replay is, of the changes that have been made, it's probably the least egregious in my mind. Yeah. But, like, who was it that...
02:30:54
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that challenged a ah a ball ball and strike. Oh, Pete Alonzo the other day. i didn't even – no one listening will be surprised. I had no idea this was a thing.
02:31:06
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But basically he just taps his helmet, taps his helmet, and they immediately go to a replay, and he won. It was a ball, not a strike. The computer determines that it it was a ball, not a strike.
02:31:18
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Great. I'm very excited about that.
02:31:24
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Very, very odd. It's bullshit. it's The human element of the game you know is awfully damn important, I think, even even on the umpire side of things. and I understand the desire for for folks to to want it to be right every time, but yeah's what are we what are we talking about here?
02:31:48
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This is what we're talking about. What are we giving up? It has to be absolutely fucking correct because rich people are spending and gambling too much goddamn money on these fucking games to have it fucking blown by some bullshit umpire, alright?
02:32:06
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That's it. All that other stuff, that's horseshit. Nah. You know what? God, i didn't even think about the gambling angle, which is odd for me. It's the only angle.
02:32:17
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I didn't even think about it. You're absolutely right. For fuck's sake. The last time I was in Chicago and drove by Wrigley Field, there's a I sent you the picture of it. There's a gigantic fucking the addition to the side of Wrigley Field that is just a big fan duel place to gamble.
02:32:35
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Dude, they're going to build. I mean, they won't even they probably put them in now. so They'll be putting fucking seat backs in they got screams that you can fucking gamble on the next pitch oh for fuck's sake dude like the the degenerate fucking world the uh the fucking the it if it ever gets built if it actually ever gets built they tore down the casino but you're right when when the oakland stadium is built there will be slot machines in the back of every seat like look
02:33:09
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That's fucking all this stuff, whatever. That's cool. I like to gamble too. It's fun. Yeah, it's fun. Like, we don't need to make everything accessible at every goddamn fucking moment.
02:33:22
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Like, it's kind of like a Sam's or a Costco membership. It's not necessarily like, you don't pay that money. I don't anyway.
02:33:32
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i don't give a fuck about the amount of food or the whatever, whatever, whatever. I have to deal with just a slight less class of dipshit there just because there's a small bit of effort that it takes to be able to shop there.
02:33:49
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So that will keep the the people that just fucking make the world unbearable, at least on the surface. I'm sure they have many awful views deep down, but like, I'm not going to be usually, they'll surprise me, but like it, it makes it better.
02:34:06
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So it's like, You know, keep these things in their place. You know, like the internet, it used to be a computer in a fucking room and you went to it and then you're on the internet and you walked away from it.
02:34:20
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Now you take it with you. Everything is moving towards that phone merging with your fucking body. Person, your person. Absolutely. That is the progression. That's the end of the fucking thing and whatever comes out to be, I don't know.
02:34:35
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but I'm going to buy a Chevy Silverado crew cab because that's just amazing. I'll do what my boss did. You know what this asshole did? Yeah. Well, from what I can tell, he, he, he let Rick masturbate him. Well, uh, shoving fingernails through the gap in his front teeth.
02:34:53
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Well, yeah, that, and, Oh, okay. Something else cried in my review as well, but that wasn't what I was going to talk about. So he, he had a, uh, he's a, you know, big surprise. Yeah.
02:35:04
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Yeah. But also, a he's a super truck guy, you know. He's got a... Oh, yeah, sure. Double fucking duty F-150, whatever. And he's he's had goddamn... Oh! Popped the outside corner on that one. Anyway. at that one he said ah He's had one for a decade, anyway.
02:35:23
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ah But he he originally had this like black F-150. It had like 80,000 miles on it, I think he said, or something like that. And he had... ah paid it off and so he decides yeah fuck it i want to get a brand new f-150 and so you know he whatever trades that one in and gets a new one and picks up his fucking five or six hundred dollar car payment and all this horse shit and stuff and it's like like you dumb fuck you had you had your truck
02:36:01
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80,000, like those goddamn things can go to like fucking 250 or 300, you know, like you can drive those things forever. Yep. and And you had to trade it in to get, he just got like, in it's like a three year later model. It looks exactly the same, basically, other than, you know, the dents and dings from him driving into shit because he's mentally incompetent.
02:36:21
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He drove into the Chick-fil-A drive-thru and hit it last week. He's hit at least three cars in our parking lot that I know of. We're headed to the bottom of the eighth at six three Atlanta.
02:36:36
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see dead people. Anyway. So, I don't know where I was going with that. I had some larger point about society, I think, but then I weaved myself off into a weaver lock.
02:36:50
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Now I'm cutting my forehead. my Mike Stanton in the game now for the Braves. He's 3-1 on the year with two saves, 3.44 ERA, and and has that Larry Walker mullet himself. Goddamn, I was going to say, he's got that mullet too, man. Look at him.
02:37:07
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Mike never could make that jump to closer. They always wanted him to. It's real interesting to look at. He he looks a lot like Clue Haywood. Mm-hmm.
02:37:19
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Those goddamn high top cleats were everything, dude. I fucking fell in love with those hard. Yeah. I mean, the jordan the early Jordans were that that height, too.
02:37:31
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Yep. The season after this, I would have the, think it was the Griffys, the black and white Griffys.
02:37:43
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And then my very... sure that I'm pretty sure the fanciest cleats I ever had were Dunlops. but so Those Griffys were definitely mine. My last season, I went with high tops like that. there were Even the swoosh, the swoosh was solid black. The whole thing was black.
02:38:00
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Very sexy. Yeah, very nice.
Celebrity Rumors and TV Show Comparisons
02:38:03
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Speaking of sexy, ah
02:38:07
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Michelle Trachtenberg died. Brother. Who's that? she know ah She's an actress. You would know her face if you saw it. Name sounds familiar.
02:38:18
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i was going to was she on like an eighty soap opera or something? i oh No, no. She's closer to our age. Oh, okay. This one here? i was I was just looking for a reason to talk about Knott's Landing.
02:38:31
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This one here?
02:38:33
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Interesting.
02:38:38
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Let's see. Gossip. Oh, Harriet the Spy. Oh, fuck. That makes it sad. Yeah, right? Holy shit. She's 39. Yeah. yeah yeah What do you think it was? Fentanyl?
02:38:52
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Based on the pictures of her recently, could have been fentanyl. She does not look well. ah no Anytime you start to see the sternum come through the skin, there's there's ah it's a bit of a bit of a warning. Unless you're me. and it's just ah Then it's just a ah a surgery. That's a home run. Look at that guy. He caught it. well cordero he did Stanton gives up a home run here in the bottom of the eighth two-run homer.
02:39:21
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That makes it a little closer. It's six to five Atlanta. Will Cordero is number one in the National League All-Star voting on my show franchise. Really? Yep.
02:39:31
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That's outstanding. Over Barry Larkin.
02:39:36
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Will's hitting more dingers. That's why.
02:39:40
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But um I bet you i'd know I know what happened. Looking at that time frame and shit. hu I bet she got diddled by the fat kid from head of the class.
02:39:51
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I remember the fact that I loved head head of the class and hot. Oh yeah. Hot take. I liked it better when the Scottish guy came in.
02:40:04
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Wow. that's I did. i don't, I think it was cause I was young a little, I was a little younger than you, yeah but I think it was because it was gimmicky and it was like, Oh, I've never heard got Scottish accent before like that. And he's kind of funny.
02:40:18
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And I didn't have an appreciation for, uh, what's hair. Is it Harry or Henry Howard Howard? Yeah. You probably never watched WKRP in Cincinnati. a yet Not live. No, yeah no. Uh, uh,
02:40:33
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I'd saw the reruns. Hesman. Howard Hesman. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. I'd saw it like, it would be on like 1030 at night after the news and shit. Yeah. um I knew it from that, but yeah, it it had more to do with the the kids in the class than that for me, but I liked both of them.
02:40:52
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um
02:40:55
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It was pretty cool when he ended up being in Boondock Saints though. That was awesome. Imagine if Howard Hesman played that part.
02:41:06
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That probably would have been better. It's Johnny Midnight. Whatever the fuck his name was. in in In private parts? No, what was his name in WKRP?
02:41:18
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Oh, I don't remember. ah But he was in private parts, too. oh yeah, he was. He played the the guy that was on the air overnight. And Howard came in in the morning. yep He's a real asshole, but it was, it was because Howard is such a, such a fan of WKRP when he was in college that he asked him to be part of the movie.
02:41:40
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That's awesome. Yeah. That's the kind of shit that, ah, that's great.
02:41:48
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We're have to watch that on here one time. Oh, shit. yeah Okay, because that's him. That's the guy that diddles the kids. Now I'm putting it all together. I didn't realize in my head that that was the same guy. Oh, you thought I was just picking him out of nowhere? Yeah, I remembered him, but I didn't. Yeah, I thought you were just being rung about it. There's reason.
02:42:06
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Talking about donkey lips from Salute Your Shorts or something. Oh, fucking awesome. Donkey lips, yes. Eddie Gelfin. but Awful waffle, awful waffle. Oh, that's good. You know, goddamn, Bobby Budnick reminds me of Livingston.
02:42:23
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He reminds me. Oh, holy shit. Okay, that sucks. What a shitty human being. Yeah. Yeah. Goddamn. The face, man. It was the face. ah He didn't have red hair.
02:42:35
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He had like this really light blonde hair, though, and Bobby Budnick's face. Jesus Christ. He could throw a fucking baseball hard as a fuck, though.
02:42:47
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Uh-oh. Oh, DJ's there. Yep. Got it.
02:42:54
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Moise Salou has been very quiet offensively tonight, we're told.
02:43:04
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Camp on Awana. Man, think all the... Yeah, that Hey Dude. Yeah, um I loved Hey Dude. It's a little wild and a little strange when you make your home out on the range.
02:43:19
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lu Hey, dude. Let me tell you something here. Maybe this is a hot take. I don't know. I don't feel like it was at the time, but today as history went and, you know, whatever.
02:43:33
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yeah I always found Brad to be more attractive than Melody on Hey, Dude. The brunette. Yeah. I'm a hundred percent with you. Are you with me? Okay. Yeah. Well, look, Christine Taylor is Mrs. Ben Stiller, right?
02:43:45
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Yeah. That's, that's who played the blonde and and she was good looking. I, I, uh, no doubt, but yeah, no, I always had a thing for the brunette for sure. Um, you know why? No.
02:43:57
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Cause the name was Brad. No. Jesus. Funny. You should mention that game. That's my part. No. Cause, uh, she looked like Kelly. She was like a knockoff Kelly Kapowski. Yeah, she sure did. little stronger jaw, but that's the only difference. Who reminds us Miss Elizabeth.
02:44:15
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Drops in to left field there, stand up double for the Expos.
02:44:20
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It all comes back to Miss Elizabeth, I think. I think you're probably right about that. Here's Yuppie. Let's
02:44:29
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see. Who... Oh, that's what I was going to talk about is from Salute Your Shorts, the the crunchy granola one. I forget. That's who I always had a crush on in Salute Your Shorts.
02:44:42
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the I forget what her name was. It wasn't Telly. That was the black one. um She's the black one. The black girl. What? Northwest Indiana Zone 105. No, no, no.
02:44:55
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It is appropriate. It is appropriate. It is appropriate now. to They black. They're not African American anymore. i that's Anyway. It's all fine since January.
02:45:08
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Oh, for fuck's sake. hate you. Are you talking about were you talking about the dark haired girl or the blonde haired girl? Blonde. ah Hold on. She was like a hippie.
02:45:22
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ZZ. Yeah. You liked her? Really? Yeah. I don't know why, but I did. She was supposed to be asexual, I feel. It explains a lot, I guess.
02:45:34
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Forbidden fruit, huh, Gabe? Yeah.
02:45:40
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Oh, boy. Deviants, deviants. Every single one of you are deviants. ah Very good. Got pitch runner on second.
02:45:53
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Uh-oh. That goes shallow left. That's going to drop in, everybody. That's going to score one. That's a tied ball game here in Montreal. told He pulled a double out of that ball, too.
02:46:07
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My goodness. Yeah, you get that bounce on that turf, man. huh That's gone now. And the crowd is very, very happy about what's happening here.
02:46:18
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God damn. You think they get that excited in Washington for a game in fucking ah June against the Braves?
02:46:29
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They don't get excited about anything in Washington. Ain't that the truth? Yeah, there it is. Did you did you see the goddamn Gaza video he posted?
02:46:47
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Holy shit, man. That was absurd. Yeah, the AI generated video of Gaza Trump Gaza, which, by the way, yeah i mean, from a wordplay perspective.
AI-Generated Content and Politics
02:47:06
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Yeah, saw that too. Especially for a wrestling fan. i even had to nod my head. was like, well, fuck. But, ah
02:47:16
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look, ultimately, he's showing us who he is, and you're either going to fall in line behind him and be enemies to the good,
02:47:28
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Or you're going to figure out that, you know, this isn't, you know, even if you voted for him, you're going to figure out that this isn't the answer. This is not the way. And you're going to be the be on the the right side of history and potentially not die.
02:47:43
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Because we are going to rise up and fucking kill you. Allegedly. Yes, we are.
02:47:53
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and We're going to get baseball back in Montreal when it's all we done. We do. God damn it. You know what I envision? I envision this whole thing playing out. And then the very end, the fucking, the Avengers, the end game of it.
02:48:07
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And we're going to wake up and it's going to be August 12th, 1994. And there's going to be full slate of baseball on the schedule.
02:48:21
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And then the goddamn alien's gonna go, congratulations, you figured it out. i gonna andnna Now go be free. gonna convince my parents to move us to Wichita to make friends with a 13-year-old down the street.
02:48:34
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You'd have to move into the trailer park. that's why I'm sure my parents would be fine with that. There's all sorts of hood rat shit you could get into around there. Not too many computers, though.
02:48:47
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Ah, fuck. I'd find i'd find what I need. Yeah, you find a little bit of anger everything there. It's a walk. We got runners on first and second here.
02:48:58
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ah but it Braves are in trouble, folks. It was safe to say that um I didn't go outside a lot and walk around and in the teepee.
02:49:12
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um Pretty much stayed inside until I could drive there. and ah Other than having my mom take me to my friend's house.
02:49:28
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My school bus was a goddamn nightmare. Just the worst fucking kids. Holy shit, man. i was I was lucky enough that my entire in my entire schooling life, we lived in a house right behind the school. I walked to school.
02:49:45
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I never had and write a deal with the school bus. Because I would have missed it just about every fucking day. I was terrible at that shit. Never on time for anything.
02:49:56
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Well, know what it is.
02:50:01
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high functioning people can procrastinate, wait till last minute and still get shit done and it never fucks them. And yeah that's, it's like my boss. This is me and my guy with my peer, my only other fucking person at that place that knows what they're doing, talking about you, when, when you can't function like at a decent level, you have to do all for shit mundane stuff and make it all seem like it's a big deal and important because guess, because you know,
02:50:29
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If you don't do that shit, you're not going to be able to bat respectable.250. If you don't do that stuff, you're going to be exposed as like a shitty.130 hitter because you're not fucking capable.
02:50:42
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So you have to take all this shit that doesn't really matter need to be factored in and be like, oh no, see, I did this or this. and This is matters. and it's like you have to do You have to make that stuff matter because if you don't, then there you bring nothing to the fucking table.
02:50:56
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we just We just got a Larry King live ad in there, and by the way, which is fucking wonderful. But no, you're right. i ah There's a ah level of... um i mean, look, when I was in college, like look, I was always really good at test taking too, right? like I always tested way above where i would where my grades would live.
02:51:19
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And I would like i would have missing assignments and I'd get zeros a lot because I just would not care enough to do that shit. um ah But... I
02:51:38
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lost my train of thought. Test taken. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Papers in college. um I'd have a 15-page paper due the next morning and i I would get it done in two hours.
02:51:50
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Yeah, same. Blast right the fuck through it because I i just didn't... Didn't do any of it. and I figured it out at the last minute. Well, yeah. then like Hey, look at that. Holy shit. God damn.
02:52:02
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That looks like me when I was behind the plate. I believe it. I had one catch. It was pretty awesome, dude. I did a fucking like leaping out on my stomach. um Yeah, it was great.
02:52:13
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and yeah You know, being and my buddy Brian were talking and it's like as I said, was like, dude, you know, I said my, the, the highest fucking GPA I ever got was in my master's program. And the second highest was my bachelor's in college.
02:52:32
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And, yeahp you know, i was like three, seven to, to fucking four. And it's like, I don't think I, I think I finished high school like a two nine or something like that. And it's just like, I was, I think it was 3.1 in high school. And and then,
02:52:49
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my undergrad, I was three seven and my my MBA was 4.0. I didn't, there's nothing in that like I, if it's, yeah if it doesn't seem important and if it doesn't matter, there's just, there's certain type person who's just not going to fucking care.
02:53:04
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and they're going to put his little effort into it because they're putting effort into other stuff that does matter. And right that's, that's who we are. And that's why you're not like us unless you're listening to the show.
02:53:18
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One day,
02:53:22
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one day those degrees that we spent all that fucking money on will come in handy, I swear. ai is going to take care of everything. it's that It's the age of the idea, man. The AI, right, baby?
02:53:33
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I guess so. TM. Keep on, keep on, keep on dancing. Gotta keep on dancing all through the night. You like what i do with my hands? I always do that. i Well, no, you can...
02:53:45
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There is physicality to Jimmy that that not very many of our our folks have. There's a physicality there. Harry's got it. You can hear him shaking. But beyond that, uh-oh. Oh, that is a Ryan. Long That's a Ryan Klesko. I got to tell you, man, I was a big Ryan Klesko fan.
02:54:09
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Just absolutely destroyed that ball, Ryan Klusko. This is a back-and-forth ordeal, fans. Yeah, too bad too bad we couldn't figure it out, huh?
02:54:20
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Fuck.
02:54:24
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You don't see games like this today.
02:54:32
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Man, this is a bomb. Altitude and longitude, he said. Jesus Christ. 7'6 Braves here. What about an attitude adjustment?
02:54:47
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F you, pal. You know what Tony Tarasco is famous for, right? I don't. He makes the leaping grab, the attempt at the ah in the playoffs against the Yankees, the Jeffrey Mayer ball.
02:55:03
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Oh, shit. Okay, yeah, no, no, I didn't put that together. yeah's He's on the Orioles at the time he gets traded. He was a big prospect.
02:55:13
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Braves had a lot of prospects, man. They were loaded, and they had Klesko, Javi Lopez, Tarasco, ah Mike Kelly, who ended up being a huge bust, but he was supposed to be great.
02:55:28
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Painting that outside corner again. one and two. Like I'm painting the walls, baby. You're going to keep on, keep on, keep on dancing. I'm going to keep on dancing all through the night.
02:55:43
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Jesus Christ. Better when I'm standing, because I shuffle my feet, too. Well, yeah, no, no, no. There's definitely shuffling happening, without question.
02:55:57
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This crowd has been on a rollercoaster ride all night. They've been quiet. They've been raucous. Everywhere in between. Skip.
02:56:08
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Screaming. And now they're quiet again. Oh, I thought you said something about screaming. Screaming Norman? Another strikeout for Rojas.
02:56:23
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Mel goes on to become the closer when Wetland gets dealt. Two down in the top of the... I'm sorry, bottom of the eighth.
02:56:33
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Mel's forkball was nasty.
02:56:38
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You can't do anything about that, man. Nothing. The thing is, it looks it looks like a fastball, and in then it just fucking drops.
02:56:55
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Blousers 2-4 on the day with two singles and an RBI.
02:57:01
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pretty amazing when you start thinking about how guys like how how you just fuck around and figure out how to throw different pitches you know ah it's it is absolutely astounding to me the ability that that even low-level pitchers have to control the ball the way that they control it i completely lost
02:57:24
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blouser to third it's in time he's out
02:57:32
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Yeah, I mean... We head the bottom of the ninth. 7-6 Atlanta. There's Maddox with his glasses on. Headed to the bottom of the ninth, kids.
02:57:48
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It's 7-6 Atlanta. Going to the bottom of the ninth. Welcome to ah Atlanta where the players play. And they ride on the things like every day. every day.
02:57:59
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It's JD, right? Jermaine Dupree. that who that is? J. Dizzle, Blizzle, Pizzle, dude, what? For shizzle? I'm not comfortable.
02:58:12
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Bedrosian in the game, and the on the first pitch, oh my goodness, we thought it was gone. it was not. Brother, what time are you at? I don't think we're linked up.
02:58:23
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Two hours, 22 minutes, 56, 57, 58. yeah, I was a whole minute behind you. I thought you said. oh So you're at 22. All right. Yeah. 22305678922313141516. Making the money now. 223 what now? 223232425. like eleven eight nine
02:58:40
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two two three one three one four one five on six making the money now more angry what now two two three two three two four good if you're good
02:58:56
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Rondell White in. ah Ron Dizzle, dude. That's my man. Swing. Tampa Dizzle. Drive foul. One and two on White. White almost um he he almost ah knocked one out of the park on the first pitch.
02:59:13
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Crazy. Close to, but went foul. What's up? Steve Bedrosian, father of also ah Cam Bedrosian, Major League Baseball.
02:59:26
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Pitcher. who i i don't know why, but I feel like he has ah reason that i'm I dislike him, but I can't put my finger on it. But I know there's something. Maybe that Steve Bedrosian's his dad?
02:59:39
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No, it's not that. i I never forget if I'm supposed to hate you or not, but I might forget why. um And check me on it.
02:59:52
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Tell me, what kind of person am i Look him up. And tell me what he's done. and I'm out there fucking wide open, dude. ah it
03:00:06
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Edit it out if it makes me look bad. No, you know what it is? now I think I agree with you. But it's going to make me look bad, too. So we're in this together. Ah, shit. um
03:00:18
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The danger being wide open. Here it is. Cam Bedrosian...
03:00:25
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this is satire, is ah homosexual man who has not come out of the closet yet. And he, just from the pictures alone, he's incredibly disingenuous in a way that makes you uncomfortable. Is that it?
03:00:44
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Because he's not who he says he is. I feel like he said something. I don't think he's a pedophile. But based on the pictures, yeah, he's... He's gay and won't won't say it out loud.
03:00:57
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And he's ruined the lives of his his his his wife, if he is married, and his children. Because eventually he is going to come out and it's going to be a mess for them.
03:01:09
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That's why I don't like him. And that's just based off the picture. But it'll tell you everything you need to know. Even if that's not it, it's something. I mean, that sounds good. I mean, you know, like, you don't,
03:01:23
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We are here to stomp out the intellectual dishonesty, and that's you need to be yourself, and love is love, as we've learned with Krasnoff and Rudy Giuliani. Correct.
03:01:36
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Correct. Check out the Twitter for that, ah for updates there on that ongoing situation. um If you look very closely at Krasnov's crotch, um you see ah the outline of a very, very tiny little penis, which is really exciting um to confirm all of that, that AI has that information.
03:02:01
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Grok, as a matter of fact, has that information and is able to to get that out to us. Well, it would make sense to have a penis that tiny when your mother is a homosexual vampire and your yeah father's a robber baron plantation owner.
03:02:15
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ah do yourself i the Do yourself the favor as you're listening and go ahead and Google Mary Ann Trump. ah That's Mary Ann, two names, Trump.
03:02:26
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ah Just to to get an understanding of exactly where Donald gets his hair and face, ah that's ah that's where he gets it. It's also where he gets his ah disdain for the opposite sex, you understand, because ah clearly that woman was spitting on him and encouraging him to jerk off his little dick for her while she watches him.
03:02:49
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you little piece of garbage. Why don't you just take it out for me? Huh? Huh? Thank you, Adam Sandler, for ruining my childhood and really the rest of my life because that's... That's good.
03:03:02
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Liv's rent-free in my head, but clearly it was ah based off of Marianne and Donald's relationship. And then she'd bring out the yardstick and smack him in the nuts and spit on him. yeah ah pay You piece of garbage.
03:03:18
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I thought that was Frenchy Martin for a second. It could have been. Well, it might that might be him in drag, as a matter of fact. Oh, God. See what she smells like.
03:03:30
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Oh. Well, certainly white diamonds mixed in there. Oh, that whore. I think I figured the Bedurgeon thing out, by the way. Okay, what is it? It's not a... nothing of...
03:03:44
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Nothing to do with his face? Well, I didn't even really look at him. but Oh, man. You really should. It was a quote or something or a story. i did Some sort of news. But I think it is.
03:03:55
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And yeah I don't care really one way or another. don't have a judgment on it. Apparently, him and Matt Harvey and CJ Krohn and another angel, Michael Morin, because that one dude, the the pitcher, Tyler Skaggs, died.
03:04:13
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And apparently, yeah yeah. Apparently the communications director on the Angels at the time was supplying the boys with their candy, a.k.a. the Oxy.
03:04:25
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They were dipping the pills. ah Yeah. Hold on. Hold on here. I just want to say they've gone. Bedrosian's gone after Rondell White at first for straight time. You see why?
03:04:36
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yep Stole the bag second. That was a shit throw by Charlie. It really was. It was not good. um That might actually explain the eyes.
03:04:49
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When I google like Google him, look at his eyes. He's got these big, shiny, ah bullshit eyes. Yeah, yeah.
03:05:01
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Like, yeah he's just made of bullshit. The opioids show in the eyes. Yeah.
03:05:11
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I've been told anyway. brother i mean I've have seen, by the way. I can tell you.
03:05:19
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Oh, come on, dude. Hey.
Personal Struggles and Future Prospects
03:05:22
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Yeah. You know what I always loved when I was a boy? What's that? Watching the way Rick Sutcliffe held the ball and curled it under his hand.
03:05:30
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Who? Rick Sutcliffe. Oh, yeah. I bet. bet. No, it always pissed me off, actually. I hated it. um His pitching motion bullshit. way, whole shit by the way that was a ah we had a we had a walk right after the stolen base.
03:05:44
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There's two men on and Larry Walker up to bat. That's right. There's no outs in the bottom of the ninth. Yuppie. Down by one, by the way. Yuppie is on top of the dugout.
03:05:58
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You know, Bedrosian won the 1987 Cy closer. Closer.
03:06:04
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is a closer
03:06:08
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but So I'm glad you brought brought up my pitching. Hey, Sid.
03:06:17
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Hi. So I just – I don't like stopping by for for no reason. I just i thought I'd – know you wanted an update, and I figured I'd tell you. i the The clinic was supposed to send, like,
03:06:30
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30 days of dosing info and drug screens for the rehab before I was rescheduled ah to go in and they they didn't do it. So I'm um here for another day with nowhere to go tonight.
03:06:42
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Beautiful. i mean i just I just called my counselor and I asked her to do it immediately. So I'm trying. i I love you. You know, you've lost 13 games this year, Rick, and you've had 13 stories. Why?
03:06:57
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I'm working on it. Smiley face emoji, heart emoji. Fuck it. Uh-oh, Larry Walker. There it is. Drive into w right field. Rondell White will score, and that's a tie ballgame with no outs in the bottom of the ninth.
03:07:14
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How valuable was that stolen bag? That's why Bedrosian was thrown over there, and they couldn't keep him. You know, I sense big things for these expos in the future. Look, man, they just they failed to send a simple fax to the rehab. A couple of things have have to be done because I'm umm going back within a short period of time. So um I'm working on getting it done now, just insurance bullshit that they they have to take care of. I'm handling it now. Do you have insurance, Rick?
03:07:44
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Oh, i you know, i mean, no, the Medicaid isn't there anymore. So I think that's part of the problem, too. Fucking Trump. I couldn't get anything done up until now, man. I'm going to the hospital to see if they can help me.
03:07:59
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I'll be all right. I'm just a mess. Three heart emojis. You know, Rick, I would think the MLB players pinching would help you out with that or something. They got to have a program.
03:08:12
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You can imagine so, yeah. Substance abuse something. Big time meeting on the mound there for Bedrosian. Looks like the whole squad on the infield is is behind him and ready to see him succeed here. so Yeah. oh yeah
03:08:28
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There's the closer. bobby mark woler Bobby Cox said, go right at him.
03:08:35
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That's Wilfredo Cordero, bitch. It sure is. He had a home run on his last bat. Look at that. 571 on first pitch. Are you fucking kidding me? That's insane.
03:08:47
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Jesus, more than half the time this man hits the ball on the first pitch. I'll put it go out on a limb and say he's going to swing at it. You know, I'd be willing to guess that you're right. He's hitting it 57% of the time.
03:09:00
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jesus Yeah, that was a bullshit pitch. Yeah, low and outside for ball one. First thing close, he's hitting it.
03:09:12
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Steve Bedrosian looks scared to death. Yeah, he's coming to the end.
03:09:18
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He knows he's a fraud. oo ah That was a beautiful pitch. could nailed that. He just let it go by. But he's working the count, you understand. Yeah, I could be looking for a specific pitch. you know also I like swing i like swing a ball that makes sense, but I like to watch watch the ball go by sometime.
03:09:39
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Sometimes we all do.
03:09:43
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Ball a must be in my wheelhouse or I not play. yeah The wheelhouse is very important. That's why they call you Wheelhouse Cordero. it's it's sort a Wheel is short for wheelhouse.
03:09:57
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Goddamn, we're good.
03:10:02
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Shooter.
03:10:07
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All day, Jack. Yeah, that's that's that's what i was I was doing. I was shooting. Oh, God.
03:10:15
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Are you high? Brown.
03:10:20
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Uh-oh. Way back. Two, it's out of play. Look at that man giving Charlie the business. Fuck you, O'Brien, I imagine he says.
03:10:32
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Parlez-vous, O'Brien. and pray ah
03:10:37
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Suck my balls. Viva Dino, bravo. I take a dump on ah on on you, you motherfucker. Dino might be dead at this time.
03:10:49
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ninety four June of 94, yeah, Dino's dead. Hey, there's Jerry Manuel. Oh, shit. for Future Chicago White Sox head coach, Jerry Manuel.
03:11:02
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Low and outside again to to Will Cordero. I think he might just walk Cordero here. Could be a strategic move. I think it's smart because he's clearly scared.
03:11:14
Speaker
Like, his face is... He's got a big fucking nose. Well, he didn't get it done. That's the end of that. That's a base hit for Will Cordero and that, my friends. It's the whole ball game.
03:11:26
Speaker
Valderi! Valdera! Valderi! Valdera! Do you see? Do you see? This is why I play the baseball.
03:11:36
Speaker
I'm so good. I sound like every other one. It's fine. Shit. I don't even know where you... Do you see Yuppie with the giant tomahawk, by the way? I didn't see him with the tomahawk, no. It's massive one, like 15 feet tall.
03:11:52
Speaker
That's excellent. Man, listen to these fucking people, man. Jesus. do we have to Do we have to hope against hope that Tom Brady just uses sheer force of will to actually make it so that the Montreal Expos come back?
03:12:12
Speaker
I don't want him anything around them, man. i I'm telling you right now, it's going to be him or Alex Rodriguez if... ah What did what did i read the other day that he bought in some... Oh, yeah, he bid on the Minnesota Timberwolves.
03:12:28
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A-Rod? Yep. So arod's per A-Rod's group, it looks like, is going to own the Minnesota Timberwolves. A-Rod's an insufferable prick. and There you go. Who do you rather have on on the the Expos? A-Rod or player of the game here? Four for five with two RBIs. It's Larry Walker.
03:12:47
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Hey, asshole. I own the fucking Expos. Who do you think got Rodney Rogers here? Dipshit. That's a good point, Ted. Thank you for stopping by. We won! Alright! Wait, no. I own the braids. Oh, shit.
03:13:02
Speaker
Whoa, the vortex! a Hey! Why didn't somebody give him asses? Jesus, I told you guys to be careful. Fuck!
03:13:14
Speaker
Wow, he got caught up in a real continuum conundrum there. Really did. Jeez, O.P. What a world this could have been. Expo's only a half game back now.
03:13:29
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That does it from and the bullpen here. ah Next up on the docket, if you're you're joining us on Patreon, stay tuned for Paul Bear from the Crypt.
03:13:41
Speaker
Oh, yes! We're going to get that to you here this week. ah And then... ah ah Where are we headed next for our freeload and assholes on the main feed?
03:13:53
Speaker
Well, you know. We say that with love, by the way. Sure, yeah. I think we're going to ah finish a story. And, um you know, they ah say this business, you can have friends or you can have the money. Aha.
03:14:13
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I got the friends. I think I'd like to have the money. So we're going to finish the story ah the bad boys, the original outsiders, if you understand, because we got two, two big apples left to take a bite out of in the story of the 1986 New York Mets.
03:14:39
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And that my friends is Daryl and doc. And don't turn your back on the wolf pack. Oh! It's like anything else.
03:14:52
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Fuck it. Right here. On. Keep on, keep on, keep on dancing, Joe. Keep on dancing with me.