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This week in WTF News we got. Beach day ruined, this is why you do t play with pew pews, Meth for the win,Mute for money, way to close with future mother in law and so much more
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Showtime: The Final Countdown
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may I have your attention. Please, it's time for the final countdown. The show starts in...
Bizarre Headlines Rap
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Jeff on the mic, Glick on the keys, what the fuck news, got you weak in the knees, talking about headlines bizarre as can be, penis report, it's a strange marquee, what the fuck news, can't believe your ears, ridiculous stories, shattering fears, tune in, turn up, life's a weird parade, everything's strange in the WTF shade.
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We'll be back.
Embrace the Weird News Wave
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Got them talking wild. Glick with the details. Jeff with the smile. Weird news wave. Come ride the confusion. Reality's glitch beyond delusion.
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Click with the details, Jeff with the smile. Weird news wave, come ride to confusion. Reality's glitch beyond illusion.
Audience Interaction and Personal Thoughts
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in my Chevy Silver Buttons everywhere to peace Sorry I thought I timed that just enough Just right Um Grabbing something to drink And uh heard the music engine so i had to come back in and smash a button real quick uh anywho what's going on everybody happy wednesday happy hump day kiff made it you're halfway there i guess that's what they say i don't know
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what's going on real quick to the chatter's box johnny bong in the building what's going on with you brother wally in the building what's up man Blaze in the building, Zanfields.
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What's going on, y'all? What's going on? Welcome welcome to What the Fuck News. You guys know me by now. I'm glitched. I'm hanging out. I'm here enough. I'm here enough. You guys should know who i am by now.
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If not, if you don't know, it's nice to meet you.
Nonsensical Network Promotion
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Solo Hosting and Hair Dye Drama
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um I am writing solo tonight.
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Unfortunately, somebody would rather be doing her hair. That's not true. So, obviously, we know what priorities are.
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The hair is more important. That's my narrative, and that's what I'm sticking to.
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mean, I can tell the truth if you want me to. Exactly. So, let me spin the narrative however I want. Okay.
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yeah She has died her hair tonight, but there are other reasons why she's not here. um ah Unfortunately, ah little, little bit-ish of short notice. Not not too short of notice, but too short of notice to try to scoop somebody up and put somebody in the passenger seat tonight.
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So, I'm going rock this bitch solo. Might be a little bit of a short show. We'll see what happens. um Dang phone... Earnhardt's grandson had been here oh we all week. Oh, nice.
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ah yeah, man. That's awesome. um
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But so I don't know I'm going to do penis report on tonight. I really don't have one on deck nonetheless. It is what the fuck news. It is the news to make you say, what the fuck? I to figure out how to work my tablet here.
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And then we might be into business. Before we get too far along, I do want to say shout out to Undefeated. Last night they came on Glick's House of Music. And we had a really good time.
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They are an awesome young rock band. Check them out. They're everywhere on social at Undefeated underscore official.
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Check them out show them some love let them know we sent you alone. No glick central let them know the nonsensical network center, whatever you want to do um And be on the lookout they got a brand new song coming out may fit ah It'll be dropping everywhere on Friday. or No, I'm sorry. Not the fit the night May 9th Friday the night um With that happening and then we will be debuting it here on the network as well on the 10th To help them promote the new song and everything so check them out
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Show them some love say what's up motherfuckers what I'll say with some motherfuckers Just say what's up speaking
Elopement Scandal: Indian Man and Mother-in-law
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of motherfuckers. What up Chris technician? What's going on with you?
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Um Actually, that'll take us right into our very first story speaking of motherfuckers
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a um
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an indian man an um An Indian man from India, that that part of the world, ran off and eloped with his soon-to-be mother-in-law nine days before he was due to be wed, before his wedding.
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A 20-year-old Indian man is accused of having eloped with his 40-year-old soon-to-be mother-in-law.
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I mean, they say. Now, this isn't true at all cases, but they say, if you want to know what you done what's your whats your wife's going to look like when she gets old, look at her mom. Maybe.
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Maybe.
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Mama was a little bit more put together.
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um
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Rahal and Shivani, young couple from Aligarh in India's Uttar Pradesh state. Wow, I'm really killing it. India, we need easier names, but I think I'm killing it.
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ah We're all set to be married. Actually, they were meant to, they were set to get married ah the 16th today. Ah, so but ah this this happened just this just a few days ago, or what, last week, two weeks ago, something like that, when the soon-to-be mother-in-law and and son ran off.
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The yeah invitations had been sent out, relatives had confirmed, but just nine days before the day, disaster struck. The 20-year-old groom got cold feet and disappeared, but he didn't go alone. He eloped with Anita.
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the 40-year-old mother of his bride-to-be. To make matters worse, the pair also took the couple's savings as well as Anita's family's savings, leaving Shivani and her father penniless.
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That's cold-blooded, man.
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That's some cold shit. Not only are you going to run off with with with your girl's mom, but then you're just going to take all the money. Man.
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Karma's a bitch. Karma is a bitch, and it's going to come back and bite this goofy sumbitch. Oh, both of them. It's going to come back and bite both of them right on the fucking ass. um I couldn't know i can't imagine, man. I couldn't like be that close to just being like, deuces. I'm going to go bang your mom at the end of the day. Yeah.
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um
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But yeah, that's ah that's that's what they did, man. They they said, we out. You guys are on your own. Have fun. You do what you need to do at the end of the day.
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i don't think have... I don't know. i would probably i I'm not super familiar with with india India's customs or laws or whatever, but don't they have like laws and shit against that over there?
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Somebody gets stoned to death in ah in ah and a roadway for some shit like that, can't they?
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I'm just asking. I don't know. I'm asking the questions.
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Because it sounds like some shit that I've heard somewhere before. And I wouldn't be mad at it, either, at the end of the day. I think that'd be a pretty cool follow-up story. They got the... the the would-be groom and soon-to-be mother-in-law were were were clubbed in the streets.
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Which where they must live now. Live out their days. In Swaller. But, anywho, what do I know, man? That's just some fucked-up shit. like
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I still stand by what I said. That's just that's just cold-blooded, man.
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It's cold shit, man. It's cold. Um, anywho,
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that was a ah quick hitter. anyway this I see this little last week. I can't remember if we got to it or not. Um, people have really strange habits.
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Um, we've all, I'm sure if you haven't seen the show, you've at least heard of the show. Like my, my weird, uh, What is that? my My weird eating habits or some shit like that? It's a reality show where people eat like fucking drywall and concrete and cushions and toilet paper. Just random shit like that. You know, everybody's their... I will say everybody has a weird thing. I don't think I really have a weird thing.
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I mean, I could be wrong. But people have their weird shit that they do. This cat in China, a Chinese man, had developed a habit of smelling his dirty socks after wearing them for the whole day.
Smelly Socks' Fungal Consequences
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So he'd, like, come home from work and peel his shoes off and take his socks off and just...
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ah um um um a I'm hoping... i not going to assume anything. I'm hoping that this wasn't, like, a sexual thing.
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At the end of the day Is what I'm hoping um I'm hoping this is just like Some weird Let's go ah sorry Yeah I just got good news Oh yeah let's go a potential upcoming guest Or guests, I should say, on Glick's House Music.
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Hell yeah. Let's fucking go. That'll be dope. Absolutely. Anywho. ah i'm Sorry. A little breaking news that I'm not going to reveal because I'm not going to count my chickens before my eggs hatch. But nonetheless, could be exciting and could be huge.
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um
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But yeah, like, so there's this kind of, like,
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come home from work, peel his sweaty feet out of his dirty so shoes and take his socks off and just start hoping on them. And i'm I'm hoping it wasn't a sexual thing, but, uh, Oh, great. There goes my awesome.
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I wasn't reading that or anything. Uh,
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just a little technical difficulties, but which just sounds just fucking, I mean, I, I, I've worked jobs where I was outside. I wore construction and wore work boots.
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And I know how i know how funky and how funky my my ah my boots could get, my feet could get. You know, I'd have to keep, like, baby powder or stuff like that to kind of somewhat keep my keep my boots a little bit fresh.
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um And then there was times in the summertime where I'd come home and they would just be funky.
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ah But anywho, um
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this this dude was just recently diagnosed with a fungal lung infection. you A middle-aged office worker. So he he just had a cubicle-type job. so But um
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ah from Chong Wang, oh, fuck it. ah whose name was not revealed by media, was recently admitted to the Southwest Hospital and of the Army Medical University with a persistent cough.
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The man told the doctors that his cough had worsened in recent days despite taking cough syrup and that his eyes had become bloodshot, which which prompted him to seek medical assistance. Of course, the the hospital did the CT scan and the um MRI and then all their examinations.
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All the weird shit that they do so they can charge your insurance and or you a million dollars so they can come back and say there's nothing wrong you. So that's what they do. ah But doctors did, however, find a suspicious shadow in his lower right lung and a subsequent bronchioscope.
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Wow. Showed that the patient suffered from a fungal lung disease caused by Aspiragillus infection. ahpi Asparagus. This is why you don't eat asparagus because it'll give you lung, a fungal infection in your lung.
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That's probably what's wrong with you right now. Cause you need asparagus.
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But, uh, upon questioning about the possible causes of the infections, the doctors learned that the man had developed and the habit of smelling his own gross ass socks.
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And, uh, obviously, you know, sweat and funk and all that bacteria in your shoes because, you know, no real good way to clean the inside of your shoes. I mean, depending on what kind of shoes you have.
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So you're going to have bacterial, maybe some kind of fungal buildup in there. I don't know, man. I don't want to think about some of the shit that lives in my boots. I'll be a hundred percent. ah Yeah.
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Uh, there's probably whole colonies and, shit inside my boots at the end of the day because, you know, I work at maintenance, so, you know, I wear my boots over every single day.
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And they show. I mean, that's why them goofy bastards are out there just leaning because they get worn. and not They're not just for decoration.
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And I've had them hmmm.
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Probably close to five years now. Four years.
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Some good wear and tear. Old boy and Chin Quay would probably love to stick his feet in my boots and get a whole whiff. That's gross. i am He's the one that was sniffing his funky ass work socks, not me.
00:19:53
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Yeah, nobody wants to smell yours. You don't know that.
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There's an ass for every seat, lady.
Mountain Resort Escalator Debate
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I don't really think this is going to do nothing.
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What?
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Oh, the hair dye. She's dyeing her hair. Not a lie.
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We talked about the yeah did we talk about the mountain resort last week. ah I couldn't remember. I didn't think so.
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Um,
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Speaking of China, for all you lazy fuckers who still like to experience the outdoors, maybe go for a little stroll, they just made things a lot easier.
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um ah Which, in my opinion, just further leads to the decline of the civilization in this world.
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um A mountain resort has installed dozens of escalators for a painless
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hiking experience. So you can go to the mountains. And this mountain resort in China has invested millions of dollars in a massive network of giant escalators. So you can go.
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And if you don't really feel like hiking or putting in the work or the effort to climb the mountain and get your views, which we all know the views are amazing.
00:21:38
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Um, then you can just hop on an escalator and just ride happy ass on up. Um, it says the, the pain and effort of reaching the top of a mountain used to be part of the whole hiking experience. Exactly.
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Um, But at the Ling Shan Scenic Arena in eastern China, one will soon be able to reach the 1500-meter high summit. and I don't know what 1500 meters are the equivalent to in feet, nor am I going to do that math right now. If you guys want to do the math and tell me about it later, you can.
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But riding a bunch of outdoor escalators aimed and allowing one anyone to reach the popular mountaintop and take in the beauty of the surrounding area. um It was started back in 2022, and it's actually scheduled to be completed so sometime next month.
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Is it one meter, three feet? Oh, that's a yard. so I have no idea what meters are or anything like that. Yeah.
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But it all have it shows the the escalators are all like interlinked. It's like this big, massive system, which it you know which is great on one end you know for people who necessarily physically can't do it but want to.
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But how many people who can physically do it are just going to like, fuck it. I'm going to I know I would. Of course, I'm also not climbing any mountains anytime soon, so there's that.
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but I would much rather, this escalator, there are some pictures of it. It does look pretty cool. You know, they didn't build it on the edge of the mountain. It's kind of built into the mountain.
00:23:35
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So that's kind of cool. If it was on the edge of the mountain, I would not want anything or any part of it. I still don't know if I'd want any part of it, but nonetheless, anybody who's ever seen like the mountains and the forest and stuff in China, it's,
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They're really cool to see, but I'm happy seeing them in video and pictures. um I don't need to go climb them or escalate them. That's a word.
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I'm going escalating.
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I was escalated to the top of this mountain. Okay.
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um
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Anyhoo, let me take my first break here of the night and then get my shit organized and figured out. As I said last night, shout out to Undefeated.
00:24:38
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They were on last night hanging out. Meredith, Christian, and Lise hanging out, having a good time. Hopefully, we'll have them back again. And hopefully, in October, they're supposed to be up in Ohio.
00:24:54
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So Nikki and I might be taking a road trip and hopefully we'll go see them live. and And they said if they did, you know, definitely make sure we got to meet each other and hang out and chit chat. So we might go ahead and put that on the old agenda and take a trip up to up to northern Ohio and and and see them rock out and put on one kick ass show. But here is, oh, their song Rise.
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And we'll be right back in just a few minutes.
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I know the restless heart you carry around I'm well acquainted with my grief I'm well acquainted with your subtlety Demons run when go to war
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Demons fall before my sword
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let it go Rise, from the pain you show Deep inside
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Rise from the pain you shove deep inside Head, head, head, head, and make it up
00:28:30
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she Nice. It's a fun old song. Cool video. That they threw together and and did for it. They got, like I said, looking forward to their new song coming out May 5th.
00:28:46
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I know they're super excited. ah Professional. It's like ah their first professional video. So it should be pretty dope video ah to a to a kick-ass song. So, welcome back to What the Fuck News. I am Glick.
00:29:03
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Please bear it with me. I am writing solo. No, it is not easy to do a new show writing solo, but um um I'm doing what I can here at the end of the day.
00:29:18
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Lighting, I'll figure it out there. I swear to God, one of these days I'll i'll get a setting that I like. Nonetheless, so bear with me.
00:29:28
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We're going get through this one way or another. It's not the easiest thing to do to do solo. Plus, I wanted to be. And today in news, a woman from Blubbity Blah.
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Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Spanish Disability Fraud Exposed
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And then, now, anywho, we're going jump right back into it here. ah So, check this out, man. You know, or y'all, whatever.
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Check this out. So, you know, everybody everybody's always trying to make quick money. You know, you want to get rich quick scheme or or or, you know, become your own boss and make your own make your own hours, make good money, blah, blah, blah.
00:30:18
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But then there's there' people that want money for free, man. And a Spanish woman who had been claiming disability pension or an inability to speak.
00:30:33
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Alright, and we're back. Welcome back to What Fuck News. Sorry about that. We had to ah little um breaking news here at the house. so Welcome back to What the Fuck News.
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But Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner on Facebook and Instagram. So welcome back to What the Fuck News. I am Glick. Like I said, bear with me, guys. Riding solo. This is a hard show to do by yourself, but I'm going to try to push through it and hopefully hopefully make do ah for ah for a night.
00:35:01
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If you don't like it, you can tell me I suck. That's okay. Because, yeah, yeah can't be i can't I can't be expected to be great all the time. Come on.
00:35:11
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No, I'm just kidding. But anywho, as I was getting ready to say, you know, there's nothing wrong with with ah with a hard-earned dollar or going out and and making money or, you know you know, whatever the case may be.
00:35:24
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However, there are people out there in this world that like to play the system and scam the system. And this lady got away with it for 16 years, man, which is wild to me.
00:35:36
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um A Spanish woman who had been claiming disability pension for the inability to speak. Following a work-related incident 16 years ago has been exposed as fraud by a PI, man.
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The insurance company basically, um
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like insurance companies do, they every once in a while they they revisit situations, um especially work-related accidents. And they want to make sure. You're doing the things you're supposed to be doing. You're getting taken care of if you need to be taken care of, blah, blah, blah. Well, anyways, back 03, the woman was working at a supermarket in Spain and was attacked by a customer.
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Following the traumatic incident, she was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder and the loss of her ability to speak. After reviewing her case, Social Security granted the woman a permanent disability pension, but because this was work-related...
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The incident, the yeah the insurance company was deemed responsible for the cost. So the insurance company is sitting here eating the cost at the end of the day. They're forking out that that disability money.
00:36:47
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um and and And, you know, like I said, insurance companies, they they have a tendency to come back and review cases, especially, you know, if everything's fine.
00:36:59
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You know what I mean? like people People get better. you know and So they want to make sure they're not just handing out free money and boating themselves in the ass. so ah So they were reviewing her case and they noticed some irregularities and and and whatnot, and which prompted further investigation a few years ago. They hired a private detective who discovered the woman spoke normally but continued to cash her checks. man So needless to say,
00:37:26
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call Insurance companies said, eh, eh, game over. And now more than likely, me she's going to pay. And i don't know i don't know the laws in Spain, so don't nobody come at me because I don't fucking know any better.
00:37:42
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um But ah I would assume there would be some kind of fraud charges, some something. I know here in the States, if you scam the insurance company, they're going to hang your ass up and a knot and put you up into the system for a hot minute.
00:38:04
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So right like I don't know. Good on you. I'll ask that, I guess, but you should have been done. You should have been doing a better job of pretending you couldn't speak.
00:38:16
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And not so as to not get caught. um I don't know. Again, not knowing their laws and their rules. I've heard in some cases here in the States with fraud and whatnot, they've been forced to pay that money back. and yeah I'm sure the insurance had a big old case of what the fuck?
00:38:37
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Paying this goofy bitch who can talk? The hell? Get the fuck on. Get the fuck man. Get out of here with that shit. I'd be curious know, I'll be curious to know, like,
00:38:54
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if for just you know if that If that money was enough to live on or... Because they don't go into like all the details, obviously, as far as um and know how much she was getting or or any shit this's all i want or anything like that. But was it enough to live on or was it just a little extra something-something in and her pocketbook and and she still had to go get a job somewhere else? But ah she was listed permanently disabled, so I'm assuming...
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Because a lot of times, most situations that I am somewhat familiar with,
00:39:36
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yeah ah you are barely given enough to survive on. They basically just take care of what what needs taken care of. Yeah.
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Yeah. Do pushing buttons over here. Don't mind me Trying to get to where I need to be There we go
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um But Yeah, what are you gonna do at the end of the day man?
00:40:16
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Who's fun while it lasted lady I guess but Now it's time to pay the piper um
00:40:28
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So moving moving forward, how many, you know, I guess there's really there's really no way to tell, but, you know, we all, I think most of us enjoy a nice day on the beach, enjoy getting out in the sun, maybe doing a little swimming and whatnot.
00:40:45
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And everything always goes as planned, though, when you go to the beach. We all know that. We've all heard the horror stories. ah from this hat and the other thing.
Beach Jeep Accident in Florida
00:40:55
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Drunken idiots, shark attacks, you know, whatever the case may be that can ruin your beach day.
00:41:01
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um For one guy, what began as a blissful afternoon in the Florida sun ended up in agony when a Jeep Wrangler, God, I fucking hate Jeepers.
00:41:14
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I don't hate Jeepers. I just, I find them very annoying. Very, very annoying. Like vegans or CrossFitters. Like, yeah, we get it. You drive a Jeep. You're not special.
00:41:24
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Stop it. You're obnoxious. They're overpriced and they're not comfortable. And anymore, they're getting they're they're becoming very ugly. So you're not special because you drive a Jeep.
00:41:35
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I'm just going to leave it at that. ah But yeah, this Jeep Wrangler come out of nowhere and just drove over top of Homeboy. 33-year-old man from Ocala was lying face down in the sand at the in Ormond Beach.
00:41:51
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which is north of Daytona, back Saturday, when he was hit by a Jeep. i know He sustained serious injuries, including a broken free femur, fractures, and his right forearm, third-degree burns, and a cracked pelvis.
00:42:11
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He was transported, obviously, to the hospital, and thankfully, he's in stable condition. The driver... Three strikes, lady, you're out. Well, there's one of the strikes.
00:42:21
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There's three strikes against this driver. Strike one, she's driving a Jeep. Strike two, she's a she. Strike three, she's old. You're out.
00:42:33
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Get out of here. Throw in jail. Throw away the book. Throw the book at her. Throw away the key. Get her gone. She's a menace to society. but The driver was identified as a 61-year-old woman and and was attempting to back into a parking spot on the beach and accidentally crossed over the travel lines.
00:42:55
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Women can't drive. Old people can't drive. And people who drive Jeeps just suck. So... but um The victim, Colson Janney, told the local outlet that he was left screaming bloody murder ah murder murder murder after this after after his afternoon was interrupted.
00:43:20
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um
00:43:23
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He said, I just got a Jeep, so he's a terrible person too. ah
00:43:29
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All of a sudden, he said, the tire was going over his head, and I'm just laying face first, just crying and screaming. The man said his forearm was broken in two places, and he had to have a titanium rod put in his leg,
00:43:43
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After the accident broke his femur. He said. jay said It was like I had two brains. One brain just screaming and thinking about how much pain I was in.
00:43:57
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And the other brain kind of being more rational. Thinking okay. What's broken? What's moving? What's not moving? What can I feel? What can I not feel? um When he looked over at his body.
00:44:08
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After he was hit. His arm was flattened. His leg was mangled. And the driver of the Jeep remained on the scene. Thankfully, she she didn't hang off, but she's probably too old and delusional to even know where she was.
00:44:21
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um she was cited She was cited for perilous driving.
00:44:30
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Thankfully, she wasn't impaired, but...
00:44:36
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obviously, Janny says, you know, it's crazy to think um everything that happened throughout this whole situation that he was just thanking God that he still had feeling in all of his extremities. He's not a
00:44:57
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I don't think, and and maybe it's just me, I've always um always been a little ah weary of allowing vehicles on the beach Especially when you couldn't You know drive up and down the beach or drive along where people are are playing or sunbathing or whatever i Feel like you almost have to and again I gave me I'm seeing all the beaches in the world. I've been to a few but i almost feel like you have to have So kind of designated area and in like
00:45:32
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also be like a in this area of the beach don't lay out don't play because there's people that are driving or cars are moving around or whatever the case may be what's going on uh or i don't know just don't do it at all because there have been there's there's been um other cases uh especially in florida especially at said beach ormond ormond beach um where people have gotten hit by cars And whatnot like that actually
00:46:07
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So the the local outlet actually has reported that several people have been seriously injured and Vehicle related accidents on the beaches in the region over the past year Including elderly beach goers and teenagers So I don't know like I said the smartest thing for me in my opinion would be like alright Well, we're not gonna allow vehicles on the beach.
00:46:27
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well Oh Is that easy Florida? I'm not the smartest guy in the world at the end of the day, but if I could figure that out, I think you guys could do the same thing, Florida. Um, maybe, what do I know?
00:46:40
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I'm just a jerk off sitting in in his bedroom doing a, doing a podcast. What do I know at the end of the day? he Um, but you know, good thoughts, good vibes, all that good stuff out going out to Jamie. Hopefully he's okay. Hopefully he recovers. Okay.
00:46:58
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Things could have been a lot worse, but, uh,
00:47:01
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Definitely going to ruin your fucking beach experience. And like I said, three strikes, throw the book at granny, throw the throw the key away, get her gone. Get her gone.
00:47:13
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and know, I just, and I just ah probably just just got a whole mess of people all butt hurt and triggered. Ooh, what's wrong with Jeeps? What's wrong with being a woman driver?
00:47:24
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What's wrong with being old and driving? Everything. If you have to ask, you already know.
00:47:31
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And that's
00:47:35
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the story that I'm sticking to. And the narrative that I'm spinning.
00:47:41
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Mom called. Ah. Yeah.
00:47:46
Speaker
And I'd like to say it's just my opinion, but I'm always right, so. You're never right. I'm always right. You're always wrong. Okay. Always. wait Sorry. I don't need any lip from you, lady. i don't think it's doing anything. I know. Oh.
00:48:01
Speaker
Yeah, maybe you'll see what it was. i don't know. Did it? and forty five in My co-host took the night off to dye hair. There's no lie I took the night off. And it doesn't look like it's doing anything. Without her, she's going to come out with bright purple hair.
00:48:13
Speaker
It's blonde. Or green. Or orange. did not take the night off to dye my hair. That's the narrative I'm spinning.
00:48:25
Speaker
I'm building a lie for you. I know. Rude. and that's all i tonight know But that's what you're doing. Because I can't do anything else.
00:48:36
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You can watch Hill of Trees. You can watch Hill of One Tree.
00:48:45
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ah Let's see. What else do I got here that I can suffer through and make you guys suffer through with me? Man,
00:48:56
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o man I don't know. Wally's got his ears on. Wally, I'm hoping to do a show Sunday because I've got a story about BJ Penn that is wild.
00:49:07
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And I know you're an MMA guy. so And I know who BJ Penn is. yeah ah We all love the terrible parents stories on here ah because there's always so many of them.
00:49:28
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Because there's so many gold star parents in this world. They just, it's almost as easy as as doing a Florida man story. At this point, I'll be 100% honest with you guys.
00:49:42
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It really is. Arliss, don't know if you got your ears on. I got to text you, by the way. And I keep forgetting. Nikki's going to kill me. um But a mother and father in Alabama, which they're also brother and sister, or brother,
Child Gun Safety and Exotic Pets
00:50:00
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uncle, mom, however it works, roll tide, are behind bars after their four-year-old son. got to shoot you a text.
00:50:11
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I just have to remember to. um But, yeah, a mother and father in Alabama are behind bars after their four-year-old son got his hands on an unsecured firearm and accidentally shot himself at home.
00:50:25
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which was apparently full of, Wally, these are your people, man. These are your people, Wally. Snakes and a young crocodile. A young crocodile.
00:50:37
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But when the boy's 39-year-old mother, ah Cassandra Lynn, was at the hospital, she made it clear that she was not the one responsible for the shooting. Yeah, I hate to break it to you, lady.
00:50:50
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As the adult in the house, as the irresponsible gun owner, you and your husband are 100% responsible for what happened to your four-year-old son. um The mother was in the hospital with the child yelling at him, making statements like, see, this what happens when you play with guns.
00:51:12
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Why? Why? Why? he What the fuck is wrong with you? This is what happens when you play with guns. um
00:51:23
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but Blount County Sheriff Mark Moon told reporters this week at a press conference. Deputies responded to the hospital ah the morning ah that morning after the boy showed up to the hospital with a gunshot wound to his arm and the leg.
00:51:39
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Um... When they asked what happened, the boy responded to deputies, I got shot by a gun. Cops obtained a search warrant for the home where they found several interesting pieces of evidence.
00:51:52
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In addition to marijuana and drug paraphernalia, detectives said they located several unsecure firearms along with around 30 snakes, six of which were dead.
00:52:07
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Wally, it sounds like your community needs to get down to Alabama. ah
00:52:14
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And a juvenile crocodile. Things could be a lot worse for that kid. He kind got eaten by a snake or a crocodile. He should be thankful that he just got a bullet hole in his leg and arm at the end of the day.
00:52:25
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The snakes were kept in aquariums inside the home. The live snakes and dead snakes were kept inside of the same and enclosures. The crocodile was swimming inside a tank located in in the bathroom.
00:52:38
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And it is illegal to have a crocodile inside of a home. As most of us know, that is a big time no-no. noon No, no, no, no, no. Because those are real life fucking dinosaurs roaming the earth to this day. Have you seen how big crocodiles and alligators can get?
00:52:58
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Them sons of bitches are massive. Fish and Wildlife took ah took ah custody of the snakes and the crocodile. ah Cassandra and the boy's father, 27 Alexander Corey, are facing a slew of charges, including first-degree assault, animal cruelty, possession of a prohibited animal, obviously drug charges.
00:53:25
Speaker
It's going to be a long time before you think you guys, the parents told investigators that they were at home when they heard a gunshot and they ran to the boy to see him suffering from gunshot wounds. They used a belt as a tourniquet and rushed the boy to the hospital in their truck. He was later airlifted.
00:53:41
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I guess you get bonus points for that. I mean, at least you just didn't look at him and and and let him lay there. You know, you guys did the right things there as far as that goes.
00:53:53
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um The mother did not make a statement that she was scared. The mother did make a statement. She was scared to death that the state of the Alabama was going to take her kids away from her.
00:54:05
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And that's exactly what we did as they should. You have drugs, dinosaurs and dragons floating around your fucking house, drugs and guns, and then just guns everywhere. sounds like, like, yeah, you probably shouldn't have kids.
00:54:26
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So far, the idea of sterilization is not so bad. I'm just saying. man I'm going ruffle some feathers saying that. Minty, no, what's going on? No, man, it's not Mohawk. It's the same haircut that I've ah i've had forever.
00:54:39
Speaker
I just got it pulled back. um
00:54:46
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Corey and Cassandra remain in the county jail. The boy is still in the hospital. We are very thankful he's alive, obviously. um but I just can't believe this lady was in the hospital with her son yelling at him, four years old.
00:55:05
Speaker
This is why we don't play with guns. No, lady, why don't you be a little bit more responsible with your gun ownership? We talk about this all the fucking time. First and foremost, teach gun safety, especially if you got kids in the house.
00:55:18
Speaker
I own a gun. All three of my kids know how to use my gun. Know to load or unload my gun. And also know that it's not a toy.
00:55:28
Speaker
It is not meant to be played with. They know how to be safe. um And they know where it's at.
00:55:37
Speaker
One of the biggest part of gun ownership is responsibility at the end of the day, man. Okay. Did your daddy teach you that?
00:55:54
Speaker
Shut up, sunshine, until you hit puberty.
00:56:02
Speaker
Yep, keep your booger finger off the bang switch it until you're ready to see. Exactly. See? but Wyatt's not the smartest cat in the world. He and he gets it. I like that. I don't think I've ever heard that before.
00:56:13
Speaker
I like that one. i like that i don't think i've ever heard that before i like that one That's good. I'm going to have to remember that. As Blaze would say, you get a gold star.
00:56:25
Speaker
Yeah, yeah man. You know, everybody wants to everybody wants to pound their chest and, you know, right to bear arms, right to dinnerah right to have a gun, don't take my guns away, blobby blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:56:43
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It's all fine and dandy. I'm with you. I'm a gun owner. I believe we should have our guns. I should believe we should have the right to bear arms. I got bear arms right now.
00:56:54
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and Gun show, baby. But you have to fucking have a certain level of goddamn intelligence and responsibility as a gun owner.
00:57:10
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oh Oh, boy, almost denied his right to have arms. So...
00:57:17
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to cassandra and cory and and alabama i know you guys are probably seven generation inbred screaming roll tide glad they're taking your fucking kids away from you and i hope they feed you to your pet alligator and that's how i feel about it don't you wow me lady
00:57:41
Speaker
fucking stupid people We got a lot of nominees for Parents of the Year, and it's only fucking April here on What the Fuck News. I should start saving these terrible parenting stories, and we can run a we could run a March Madness-style bracket and let you guys vote it and and come all the way down to the worst Parents of the Year where ah the year award ah at the end of the year.
00:58:11
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had some doozies, man.
00:58:14
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One lady fucking was trading kids for monkeys. Then we had the one couple that thought it was still the early 1800s and were getting foster kids and putting them into slavery. Like actual slavery and in the States. Like they were making them work on the farm and shit.
00:58:31
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And many other many other and incredibly terrible fucking stupid parents at the end of the day.
00:58:42
Speaker
Yeah, man. know You weren't here for that? That was just, ah what, last month? A couple weeks back? I think I did that story just after je Jeff left, so maybe about a month or so ago?
00:58:56
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Yeah, man, they were foster parents. i like They had like six kids and and had a farm, and they were they they put them they they got six foster or adoptive kids and right into slavery, man. They were making them work on the farm, made them live in a shed.
00:59:11
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It was a weird. But, however, the wife got like 190 years in prison and the husband got like 162 years in prison and they're already in their 60s. So, yeah, they probably won't make it to 70 at the end of the day.
00:59:28
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But that was probably crap. You know what? That's that's a good possibility, Wyatt, actually. It was a very good possibility at the end of the day. But let's take our let's take ourselves a ah right quick break.
00:59:41
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And come back and I got a couple more, maybe one or two more stories here. we'll well We'll call it a night. Let's see. What do i want to do for some break-up break music?
00:59:56
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Kind of threw me off. had da Let's do a little.
01:00:06
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Oh, I didn't get more music on here is what I need to do.
01:00:14
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Let's do a little little Kiss and Lilla with More Than Worth It. Shout those guys out. You follow them everywhere on all the socials and wherever you stream music at Kiss and Lilla. Go show them guys some love and we'll be right back.
01:00:29
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What are you Shut your message again. Anything I'm pathetic. I'm going nowhere. Nobody ever taught how get big when life's not fair. All the ways you taught me. Don't run me to the ground.
01:00:40
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Make me feel worthless. Why do you think a single
01:01:24
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You feel like you wanna scream but you can't breathe Cause the world around you suffocate I want a diaper
01:02:32
Speaker
How is somebody with no career? The fucking train's gonna tell me that I'm not good enough When my story's over, you won't even be fucking of my notebook
01:03:16
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I want you to stand up, want you to shout out, scream it back at me I want you to get loud, they can't drown us all out, scream it back at me want you to get pissed, I want you to get shit, scream it back at me
01:04:39
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Get hungry. but
01:04:44
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Well, kissing Lily for your rat chat. um but Check those guys out. Show them some love. Welcome back to What the Fuck News.
01:04:57
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01:06:00
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ah Yes, as I said, I am riding solo tonight. um I'm teasing Nikki because she is doing her hair, but she also wasn't feeling the greatest tonight, so she's like, said she said she wasn't feeling well, so she wasn't going to be able to do the show tonight.
01:06:19
Speaker
And it was a little too late to reach out and I didn't want to inconvenience anybody. So I figured, yeah, I'll suffer through a show on my own. Well, it's not the first time. Won't be the last time.
01:06:30
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You guys can suffer right along with me at the end of the day. But um yeah anyways, I got a couple more news stories here. We might cut it a little, might cut it a little, ah a little short.
01:06:41
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um
01:06:45
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After that. But yeah, There was a couple years back a report. I don't even think it was that long ago. Maybe maybe a year.
01:06:56
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ah I can't remember how long ago it was. But a South Carolina woman who are tragically lost her sight after using her hands to gouge out her eyes during a meth-induced psychotic episode has expressed...
01:07:16
Speaker
No regrets. Now, when she was, I remember when this story came out, and it was kind of wild, but when she was in her meth-induced haze, she thought in order to save the world, she had to gouge her own eyeballs out.
01:07:31
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ah
01:07:37
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Kaylee Mahart, who was once a straight A student, became blind, and at so at February of 2018, So that's been, uh, what, uh, seven years ago. I think I was still down in South Carolina when it happened. So I think that's why I remember it.
01:07:57
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Um, when she believed that the gruesome act of self mutilation would save the world and bring her closer to God, the incident occurred just days before she was scheduled to enter rehab.
01:08:11
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Um, so, you know, it basically goes into, You know, at the age of 20, her life just took a dark turn due to drug abuse and falling in with the bad crowd. It happens, man.
01:08:26
Speaker
That's just, it everybody's story of rehabilitation and and and and and everything. Oh, man, I was a pretty good kid. And then I fell in with the bad crowd. Are you sure you just weren't a shitheaded kid and fell into the crowd that you wanted to be in? Like, you didn't just stumble down the street one day and go, oh, God, how did I get here?
01:08:47
Speaker
yeah Um, but nonetheless, it happens. Whatever. We all get to make our own choices. Um, don't blame other people for your piss poor decisions is basically what I'm trying to say.
01:09:03
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Um, however, since the disturbing event, she has embraced an incredible positive attitude attributing the ordeal to helping her kick her meth addiction and start a new.
01:09:14
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Well, congratulations. Um, However, on Facebook, Haley shared with her followers a story of how she fed a mother cat and her eight kittens outside. According to her, the property manager demanded to end feeding.
01:09:27
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And when she suggested simply weaning off the cats, she was terminated for continuing to feed them. So she's like, oh, man, I was a property manager and I got fired because I was. They don't want they don't want.
01:09:40
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They don't want feral cats around for a reason at the end of the day. Um.
01:09:48
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But nonetheless, I don't really care that she's doing better at the end of the day. I'm happy for it I'm excited for her. um But the fact that...
01:10:00
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Man, y'all be careful with that mess shit.
01:10:06
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It ain't no fucking joke, man. I see tweakers out here.
01:10:13
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Doing some weird shit. Obviously, this lady was going to gouge her own eyeballs out. I'm glad she's better. I'm glad she's healthy. i mean, outside of the fact she don't got no eyeballs. um But, you know.
01:10:29
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Don't use your bad decisions to make other people feel bad for you at the end of the day. Okay.
Mysterious House Tunnels Uncovered
01:10:45
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Anybody and the market trackcker out um small anybody in the market for a new house? Are you looking to buy a new house, maybe rent a new place, maybe expand your current living situation? Well, I might recommend that you do a thorough walkthrough of the house.
01:11:15
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um
01:11:18
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A homeowner was floored after detailing how he discovered an Indiana Jones-esque labyrinth of hidden chambers and tunnels underneath his home.
01:11:31
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He said in a in a in a Reddit post, found a network of tunnels and rooms under my house. The gobsmacked fellow wrote, I guess that's a new term kids are using, gobsmacked.
01:11:43
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heard my daughter say it the other day, and I'm like, what the hell does that mean? um
01:11:55
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It opposed with, with ah you know, you had you had pictures to go along with it. Also shown are some very um odd-looking quarters, including a dingy cell-like room with a grate on the floor and a shaft of light poking through the ceiling.
01:12:12
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Another chamber features exposed piping and a single LED illuminating the shambolic surroundings. The tunnels just keep going, exclaimed the Redditor, who who who estimated there were five rooms in total, some of which featured running water and other had others had power.
01:12:32
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ah The purpose of these subterranean chambers is unclear, but he pointed out that there were many... This is disgusting. And again, I say, do a walkthrough.
01:12:44
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Stick around for a little bit. Don't be hesitant to open doors and poking cabinets and whatnot. Do your due diligence.
01:12:56
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um The purpose of these subterranean chambers is unclear. But he pointed out that there were many stained blankets, with perhaps blood,
01:13:07
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Uh, writers had their own guesses as to the function of the underground network. Um, that one Redditor commented, congratulations, you have your very own torture dungeon, which is what it sounds like to me. Like some kind of weird torture dungeon sex, uh, sex cult thing going on. I don't know, man.
01:13:28
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Uh, uh, while another one wrote time to move, the serial killer is coming back. Agreed. You hear all the the horror stories. I mean, it happened here in Ohio, up in Cleveland. Homeboy had all them girls in his basement locked in cages, man.
01:13:43
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ah There was another serial killer, includ I think up in the Cleveland area, that that had chicks chained to the floor in the upstairs bedroom. i I mean, I'm just saying. Can we get a house fax, a house history? Can somebody tell me what's going on with this house? Somebody's got to know something.
01:14:04
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Um, others compared it to subterranean layers in horror films, such as Silence of the Lambs and The Barbarian. And these these pictures are pretty fucking wild.
01:14:15
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Um, just some of them are just assholes and cynical as fuck and are like um leaving comments like, uh, isn't that just called a basement?
01:14:29
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Um,
01:14:32
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armchair interior designers even floated suggestions for how to renovate the spaces clean the place up and you got a nice hidden bomb shelter for days to come one suggested another wrote brother you need to totally clean that place up and turn it into a nice bar hangout spot i'm with that guy man fucking uh what's going on dennis how you doing podcast is on apple and spotify um um' with the say I'm with the second dude, man.
01:15:00
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Turn that into the ultimate man cave. You got a game room. You got a bar. You got a chill-out room. It's just like, man, fucking use it to your advantage at the end of the day.
01:15:15
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um However, ah some other people, hygiene-minded ah Deem the area a health hazard rife with dangers ranging from mold, asbestos, and even carbon monoxide.
01:15:30
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ah The original poster even noted in the comments, there's so much mold. I filmed a DJ set down there for an hour and felt like my lungs had never been the same. They can clean that shit up, bro.
01:15:42
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And if it's below your house, it's going to affect the rest of the house. So probably a good idea to go ahead and get it cleaned up.
01:15:55
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And it's not like this guy is the first guy to ever have this happen. I mean, it happens, um, especially in older houses, uh, and, and, and, and whatnot. You can find, um, tunnels, like not necessarily a full on tunnel system, but you can find little,
01:16:14
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um little, uh, hideouts and hideaways and stuff under, under old houses. Um,
01:16:25
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Or even some of them do have, depending upon location and where you're at, I know even right here, the Underground Railroad runs through ah certain certain parts of Ohio. And they're in a little small town right up the road that you can still gain access to the Underground Railroad.
01:16:41
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um and And it can... and they go from house to house or and it's still accessible. And surprisingly, not, I mean, I'm not recommending anybody going and and sneaking, sneaking into tunnels and whatnot, because it is incredibly dangerous.
01:17:00
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And a lot of old universities too, Ohio State, for instance, the Ohio State University, they have a whole fucking creepy ass hundred plus year old tunnel system underneath the university.
01:17:12
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It's fucking wild. I know that because I worked there and I was in maintenance and there was actually a few times where I had to go down and check on things. But it's super creepy because it is it is old as fuck, man.
01:17:23
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um But it's they're there, man. They can be cool. They can be creepy. They can lead you to your bitter end.
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You never know who who or what's waiting for you now And I watch a lot of fucking horror movies. So I automatically feel weirded out in in tunnels and whatnot. um
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we have. this is This is a prime example of a bot from Facebook. Hello, Dennis. Yes, Dennis. I do have an Apple podcast and a Spotify show.
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You're watching it right now. Please reply. I have replied. Leave me alone. Eddie Hillies. um
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That was extremely painful and really bad, but thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for listening.
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That is the news that makes us say what the fuck this week. However, let me take a little bit of time to promo the network up a little bit. Got a little promos on your asses.
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um First and foremost, shows are live Monday through Sunday. As I said, we kick off the week with Speedway Stories hosted by Wally. It's all things motorsports. I know he's going to be focusing a lot on the local scene here in Ohio ah because he's in that scene, and we are coming fast into the racing season.
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It is upon us. um So he will be covering a lot of that, ah potentially have some guests from the motorsports world. the racing world and whatnot, and what and what have you.
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Tuesday nights is Glick's House of Music. Shout out to last night's guest, Undefeated. They were awesome. ah Young rock band kicking ass and taking names.
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So, and next Tuesday, and now just to give you guys a heads up, I am completely booked up into almost June.
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And hopefully last part of June, beginning or last part of May, end of June, I might have some breaking, some big news to announce, which will be awesome.
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um So, but um all the all the musicians that I have coming up, you guys should check them out. At least give them listen, let you know what you guys think.
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Or at least see what you guys think about them. um Not everything's going to be everybody's cup of tea, but that's all right. you know I pride myself on having an ear for a little bit of everything.
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But I do have next Tuesday, the 22nd, coming up on Glick's House of Music, ah Delta Circle. ah Those guys should be cool to hang out with.
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Get to know them. Get to know a little bit more about their their music and what they're doing and and and and And who they are. We always like to like to hang out more than anything else at the end of the day.
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ah Obviously, we you guys have seen Glick's House of Music. wed like to We like to chit-chat, chat it up, ask our questions. But they're an alt-country Americana band out of Savannah, Georgia.
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So um right down the road from where I used to live in Charleston. So definitely looking forward to having them on. um They're up for a lot of ah they' are nominated for quite a few awards as well in the ISSA, which if you guys are familiar, we've had Roland on here or on Tuesday nights. We've had Arliss on the network a few times.
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ah They're a part of that. They're they're all nominated oh for for that the Music Awards. So they will be on with us next week or with me next week.
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And then Wednesday nights is What the Fuck News. Hopefully Nikki will be back next week. Maybe we'll see. Fingers are crossed. Hopefully we don't have to suffer through another Glick doing this solo run.
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ah And then Thursdays, Wally's back with Cold-Blooded Conversations. It's all things reptile and reptile-related, whether it be breeding or...
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adopting or raising or buying whatever. and I know he's planning on trying to get some interviews and stuff locked in for that show from other people from the reptile community.
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Friday nights, our boys blazing Mike, Michael Copenhaver and blaze talking all things music or not music. I'm sorry. Movies, man. They're just talking all things movies.
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Um, Whether they're reviewing them, whether they're talking about upcoming movies, whether they're talking about the movie industry, it's all movie related.
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Saturdays, every other Saturdays is Cash's Corner. That's our wrestling show. Cash and I talk all things WWE. And we have a big weekend coming up, which I'll get to that in just a minute. Saturday nights, always, every Saturday night, nonsensical nonsense. It's the big main event.
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We go six hours. We open the doors and we invite you, degenerates, to come hang us. Come hang out with us. Degenerates. this And we have fun. And we shoot the shit and we just laugh and fuck around and and whatever.
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Sundays is Unnecessary Roughness. It is your sports show. We talk all things sports. If it's... yeah Yeah, all things sports. There's really nothing else to say. If it's a sport, we're talking about it in some faction because it's what we do.
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ah But... We do have big crazy week coming up for us starting Friday night. Friday night is, as Blaze said in the comments, um myself, well, Blaze, Michael Copenhaver, and myself will be here at the house.
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We will be watching Daylight to Dark, but we will have special guests with us. They're not going be here at the house, but they will be on the show with us. We will have writer Roland Dwitt.
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director, Jake Young, and I think potentially a couple cast members. So we're going to watch the movie live with you guys. We're going to commentary or comment, review, critique, get some behind the scenes, ask questions.
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It's going to be a really fucking cool experience, and it's a first for Blaze's show, where where we'll watch a movie and have so many people that were involved in the making of the movie be there and be a part of it.
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But not only that, but we're all going to be together here at the house. And then Saturday, Cash and I will be doing his show, Normal Time, Cash's Corner, and we will be making our WrestleMania picks.
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It is WrestleMania weekend. So we'll be making our picks for WrestleMania, who we think is going to win, talking about WrestleMania, talking about the matches we're excited for, all that fun stuff.
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But Saturday night for night one of WrestleMania, we're going to have pretty much the entire network here. I don't know if Wally's going to be able to make it, but I'll be here.
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Blaze will be here. Michael will be here. And Cash will be live on Nonsensical Nonsense for a WrestleMania watch party. With that, we will keep the doors closed until Cash leaves or leaves the show.
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But there will be a select few that do have the open invitation that are welcome to come in and we will make sure we get you the links if you want to come in. We just want to make sure that no boneheads or fucking weirdos come in when my 12-year-old son is doing a show with us.
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So, we've got that happening Saturday then next Thursday, um Like I said, next Tuesday I have Delta Circle coming on the show.
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Looking forward to hanging out with those guys and getting to know them a little bit better. And then next Thursday night, Rick, Derek Wayne, Douglas, and i think Wally and i are going to get together.
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And we are going to watch the draft live and commentate and add our two cents on it. Round one of the NFL draft for unnecessary roughness on a special Thursday night.
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for draft coverage. So there's a lot of things going on and and a lot of excitement happening and I'm excited for the guys. I'm super excited for Mike and Blaze for Friday night.
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um Obviously that is huge for them. so I'm excited for them. um I'm happy that I get to be a part of it. um But I'm more, i think this is a a really cool thing for them that can open up some doors for where their show is, what their show is doing and whatnot.
01:26:48
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What up, Jedi? Um,
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and, and I think it's cool to, to, you know, have everybody in the building and be able to kind of hang out. It was something that I've always wanted to do. ah have that, live interaction and have people sit down, you know, at the same table and, and, and conversate and podcast and all that stuff. So, um,
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You know, we're going to give it a trial run and see how it goes.
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It could be really great or, well, guys, it's been a fun ride. I don't know at the end of the day.
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No, I think it'll go amazing this weekend. I think it'll be a really good time. um What else is there? Is anything else I need to know or that I should say that I've forgotten? Lots of things happening. and Lots of moving parts going on.
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um Definitely excited. Definitely, definitely, definitely excited. So um
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I don't think there's anything else, man. Friday night, movie night.
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ah Saturday, WrestleMania. Thursday, NFL draft party.
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I think I've locked it i think we've locked them in.
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I booked up guest wise, which I'm happy to say. And and I'm working on, I'm working on, uh, on another guest that, uh, was just going to be more of a, more of allow me to fan girl a little bit at the end of the day. So, but, uh, no, I guess with that, man, and thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out. Sorry. i know it's, it's, it's a, it's, it's not good.
01:28:35
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It's not good to do a new show by yourself. I understand. But I'd rather be here and look like an asshole than there not be anything at all. but And people go, where the fuck is click?
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Why the fuck is not what the fucking news? is
01:28:54
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But with that being said, guys tune in tomorrow night for, um, cold blooded stories. I think while he's doing a show, I haven't heard a yay or nay. I haven't heard no on that.
01:29:06
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Believe Wally's doing his show. And then, uh, Get ready for a wild weekend because it's going to be a crazy-ass weekend here on the Nonsensical Network. It's going to be a long weekend. Your boys are going to be putting in a lot of work and a lot of time and a lot of energy this weekend. so But I'm excited. I'm ready for it.
01:29:26
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Starting with me tomorrow. I got to clean my house. So thank guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Make sure you check us out, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. Go check out Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner.
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With that being said, be good. but um Be good at it, baby. I'm out. I'll see you guys Friday night.
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