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Nice Boys (Who like Death Match Wrestling & Fast and Furious)
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This week Heeter and Garrett watched F9 which made it really hard to talk about anything else! Listen to these 2 gush about the latest installment of one of the greatest franchises of our time!
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Introduction to 'Predetermined Presents' & 'Fast 9'
00:00:37
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Hey everybody, welcome to Predetermined Presents, nice boys who like death matches and dot, dot, dot. Right. Hello, everyone. I think that this week is gonna be nice boys who like death match wrestling and the dot, dot, dot is fast nine. Or the official title, F9, the fast saga. Yeah, it was a, whew, are we gonna get into it right? You know what?
00:01:06
Speaker
Why bury the lead? Yeah, let's not bury the lead. Everyone know that this is going to be the topic of conversation for the entire episode. You may say, we're here for the death matches. And I said, well, motherfucker, I waited two years for a new Fast and Furious movie and finally came out. Let's take a break and enjoy some high art. Absolutely. High art. That is...
00:01:31
Speaker
Chef's kiss that describes that movie to a tee. High action art. You can be high while you watch it. You can.
00:01:41
Speaker
So we went to see it opening night in IMAX. And I do need to say our friend Kevin went with us. Yes, he did. Kevin is a film critic for the Nashville scene, I believe. Yes, I believe so. So I read Kevin's reviews. He's very serious about film. So I was a little worried going into this movie.
Kevin's Theatrical Experience in IMAX
00:02:07
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that Kevin was gonna hit it with his critic side. And I'll let you know, all my fears went out the window when I pulled up to that theater and saw a motherfucker dressed as John Cena. He was in full jorts, full jorts, green John Cena shirt, green John Cena hat. So I pulled into the parking lot, I've even got to tell you this, I pulled into the parking lot and I saw somebody walking up
00:02:35
Speaker
And I saw the green shirt and the jorts, and I was like, there's no way that somebody dressed up as John Cena to come to see this movie. And then not only did somebody dress up as John Cena to come see this movie, but it was a person that I am friends with.
The Accidental Comedy of 'Fast 9'
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And I was like, you know what? Hell yeah. You showed up the exact way. And the first thing he said to me is I was like, what's up, Kevin? And he goes, how did you see me?
00:03:04
Speaker
god damn it and i will say kevin enjoyed the movie the exact way it was intended to be enjoyed yes he i would describe kevin's laughter throughout the movie as he scream laughed yes he did and did kevin cause a little bit of a scene at the cineplex
00:03:22
Speaker
Maybe a little. Yeah, maybe just a touch. But he by the end of that movie, they they there were people who thanked him for the fact that he was laughing. Because I think that there was this level of I would say 50 percent of that crowd takes the fast saga very seriously. Like, don't see the irony in it at all.
00:03:51
Speaker
The other 50% were people like you, me, Kevin. The other people sitting next to us where every action sequence, our entire aisle, it felt like was laughing at what was going on. It was awesome. I will never get tired of thinking of the people in front of us. When Kevin would laugh, we'd turn around to look at Kevin and I know
00:04:21
Speaker
There is no way they expected to turn around and see a grown man dressed as John Cena. They had to be the most confused group of human beings in the entire world. Because from all perspectives, it looks like we're taking this so seriously. And then what I felt like we needed to explain to them was, oh no, I take the fact that I'm seeing a Fast and the Furious movie seriously.
00:04:48
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But the other side of that is that it is unintentionally one of the best comedies I've ever seen.
00:04:57
Speaker
Hands down. I know some people have an issue with the serious dialogue and how serious the Fast and Furious gets. I love that. I need that. I need Vin Diesel to have a serious monologue about family at least two to three times throughout that movie. Absolutely. You need him to be serious and I believe you and I talked about it, how Tyrese is the most self-aware character in that movie.
00:05:22
Speaker
He does everything except for look directly into camera and go, yeah, this fucking shit's actually happening in this movie. So I guess before we get into the movie, let's go ahead and just say spoilers.
00:05:38
Speaker
We're going to ruin it all. Yep. Yep. If you have not seen this movie, number one, what the fuck are you doing with your life? What did you have going on this weekend? You didn't have two and a half, three hours to go kill. Honestly, nothing is more important than Fast
Spoilers & Surprises: Cardi B and 4DX
00:05:55
Speaker
Night. Dom and the boys. Dom and the boys.
00:05:59
Speaker
So and number two, you should probably stop the episode like right around here and pick it up after you go and see it. Or you know what, maybe there's no way we can do a companion piece like like like an alternate commentary for the for the movie.
00:06:19
Speaker
Man, that'd be fun. You want to sit down and record 10 commentaries? I'm down Any time all right sounds good sounds good I Will say I said something in the last podcast that ended up not being true. What's that? I said Ben Stiller was in it
00:06:37
Speaker
Yeah. I looked at, I looked online and I found where that was like a thing, but it turned out it was just a rumor from like March. How much fun would that have been? But I really would want Ben Siller to be Zoolander like, like the most arbitrary weird crossover that you could get out of the fast movies. Well, we did get Cardi B.
00:06:59
Speaker
Yes, we did, and it was amazing. She only has a second, but she says something to the family. She kind of progresses the plot a little bit by being like, here's a gun. It's got his fingerprints on it. You're going to need. Yeah, she's like talking about because it's her and Helen Mirren's relationship. Helen Mirren's relationship with Cardi B, correct? Am I wrong about this? No, you are correct. And the first thing I thought was you and I were sitting next to each other watching the movie.
00:07:28
Speaker
And I was tickled at the fact that Cardi B was in this movie. It just everything she said made me laugh out like made me laugh. It was that great. It was great to just see Cardi B being taken seriously in that role. Man, she's like, I'm running shit. It's so good. It's so good because it's somebody I didn't expect to be in that movie.
00:07:57
Speaker
So overall, I will say this movie, if I had to put where it ranks amongst the other movies, it's pretty low with the new ones. That being said, the worst Fast and Furious movie is still better than your average movie. Are we talking Tokyo Drift? You can talk all of them. I don't think, are you putting Tokyo Drift as the worst? I would say that's my lowest. See, my lowest is Fast and Furious, the fourth one.
00:08:26
Speaker
But that's when Dom and Brian get back together. I know. And without that, we wouldn't get to five where the rock comes in. Yeah. I mean, that's the only reason that's the only reason that I would put four above three is because you get Dom and Brian back. I mean, you technically did get Dom at the end of three. Yeah. I don't know.
00:08:51
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I like, I just want, listen, I want my Paul's walker to be sold.
00:09:02
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But the action set pieces in this movie were big enough and memorable enough to not matter that they talk so much in this movie. Yes, there is a lot of dialogue in this movie. So for the last podcast, I went to see Hobbs and Shaw 14 times in theaters. It just became a bit, but that is also one of the greatest movies I've ever seen in my life.
00:09:27
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I could break that record with this movie, but I think it would be fucking painful.
Space Adventures & Pitbull's Potential Involvement?
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So how many times have you seen it up to now? I've seen it three times. Okay. I saw it in IMAX twice. Okay. And I saw it in the 4DX. How was the 4DX experience? Have you ever experienced 4DX? I have never experienced 4DX. You don't need to.
00:09:53
Speaker
It is easily the worst way you can watch a movie for the first time. Uncomfortable chair. Check. Getting sprayed in the face with water. Check. It's got little fists built into the back of the seat so you're getting punched.
00:10:10
Speaker
But what sucks is this is the least punchy of the Fast and Furious. And there's nothing they can do while they're just talking at me, which is the majority of the movie. Oh, can I ask a question? You and I had a, not necessarily a bet, but you and I had talked about the 40X experience. And I know that they offer bubbles in the 40X experience. Was it during space? There were no bubbles. That's fucking bullshit. Don't advertise if you're not gonna deliver.
00:10:40
Speaker
I want goddamn bubbles during space, everything floating around. Ah, that's fucking frustrating. And you mentioned the word space. So you threw that out there. Yeah. They go to fucking space. Yeah. They go to fucking space. Hey, if they're not going to space, what has all this been for? I feel like I got to tell that story. Do it. That's why I was setting you up for that. So
00:11:01
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I lived in LA for quite a while. My wife worked at a diner and she had a regular that came in all the time that she eventually told me his name and I was like, fuck, you know who that is, right? It's a writer of Fast and Furious, Chris Morgan.
00:11:17
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Fuck yeah. And I said to her, she got like friendly enough with him that I said, can you pass on a message for me? And I said, tell him if they are not in space by number 10, this was for nothing.
00:11:37
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And what she said to him was, my husband has a question. He said, okay, shoot. She said, he wants to know if they're going to space. He said, does he want them to? She said, yes. He said, then it's done. This was years before they started the online petitions and everything for space.
00:12:02
Speaker
I would like to feel like I am a little personally responsible for the finale of Fast 9. Well, you have to assume that the diner he was going to, he was writing the Fast movies. Like, how is that not your full-time job? If I was writing the Fast and the Furious movies, you and I talked about this after the movie was over. We set through the whole credits.
00:12:26
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in our seats. We watched the credits. Yeah. Because we're respectful. Yeah. Because we're fucking respectful to everybody who worked on this damn movie. I got to know who the caterer was. Yeah. Where were you filmed? But so we we're sitting there and I believe that my exact.
00:12:46
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verbiage to you was, can you imagine being a writer on the Fast and the Furious movies? And if you're new to that job, if you're one of the new writers, you go, I wonder if they would do this in the Fast and the Furious universe. And every writer's response is, absolutely, we can do whatever we want. This is the Fast and the Furious franchise.
00:13:10
Speaker
Anything is possible. Anything is possible. And they have established that by them going to space in this was not a big deal. No, it was it was a subplot to this movie. Like I would say the C subplot. I wouldn't even say that this was the A story. This was like B or C. Like Dom talking about his family is definitely B plot. And A is we've got to stop this
00:13:41
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Outrageous thing that takes over all All electronic devices because that's what it was was is that guess that's the reason they go to space But it was almost throwaway
00:13:57
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It was, for as much as they talk in this fucking movie, they did not talk for a second about how they got to space. There was more conversations about magnets in that movie than space. Which I have heard some people say they didn't love the magnets. I fucking love the magnets. I fucking love the magnets. How do they work? Yeah, I love the magnets because it made every fight with the magnets.
00:14:27
Speaker
fucking hilarious because they were just because the magnets didn't share. The same physics at any time in that movie. At times when they turned it up to 10, it would pull cars that were driving next to them. And other times in the movie, they would pull the magnets to 10 and would pull cars through fucking buildings.
00:14:55
Speaker
The magnets created a lot of destruction and in all of these movies Dom Toretto and his crew lay waste to cities. Just absolute chaos. How many people do you think he killed that we did not see on screen?
00:15:11
Speaker
so many like at one point he's using like fucking washing machines as a weapon with the with the the magnet yeah you can't tell me five or six people didn't get hit by those when it was done flying yeah because you don't know where those washing machines came from
00:15:27
Speaker
Nor does Dom Dorado care. Yeah, he doesn't fucking care. He's going to drive in his car and he's going to turn on the magnets and he's going to throw washing machines at John Cena. The other thing that I thought about, like, I've just I've really thought about this movie a lot. And one of the things that can you imagine being a civil engineer in the Fast and the Furious movies after they've been to your city?
00:15:56
Speaker
how much work you have to do just to clean up for the fact that Dom and his family have been in town. These motherfuckers are going worldwide, destroying the largest cities in the world. Again, okay, so we've already set the bar. We've already set the bar. Space was the bar. If you don't get Mr. Worldwide in these movies, what the fuck are we doing? I need Pitbull in these motherfuckers.
00:16:22
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There's no reason that Pitbull isn't already in these movies. He should have been in it. They're splitting the last one in half. There's plenty of time. I think that's the new I think that's the new petition we need to start. We need to get Mr. Worldwide in these movies.
00:16:41
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And I don't care if it's, I don't care if it's from a perspective of he's a character or I want him to Prince the soundtrack like Prince did with the Batman movie. I want him to write an entire accompanying soundtrack and it's nothing but pitbull music.
00:17:00
Speaker
i mean i'm sold you don't have to yeah like this is i'm the audience for this right like i will buy that i will buy that album on vinyl for my house
00:17:16
Speaker
It will be a religious experience when I listen to it and I will make sure that it's one of those those records that I listen to at least once a year and I want it double I want it double vinyl and I want I want 180 grams I want color vinyl and I want a big picture of Dom Toretto on the front of that thing and
00:17:37
Speaker
A picture disc. Just bent Diesel's face right on the cover. And it just spins. Did you see the pit bulls coming to Nashville? No. Pit bull and Iggy Azalea are playing Bridgestone.
00:17:52
Speaker
That's a pretty, that's a pretty, that's a stout show. Wouldn't be the first time I've seen Pitbull for a wrestling podcast. Man, we just, we're going to listen.
John Cena's Role & Franchise Evolution
00:18:06
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Pitbull doesn't need any help in his career, but here we are helping Pitbull out in his career. Pitbull has a NASCAR? No. I was watching NASCAR with my dad. Pitbull has a car. I was, I was like, there's Mr. Worldwide. I shouted that and he's like, who the fuck is that? I'm like, it's Pitbull.
00:18:21
Speaker
Like, is it a picture of Pitbull on the car? I didn't see what was on the car, but he does have... He's there. He's there. He's in it. He's doing it. Oh, man. Man, imagine the life that Pitbull lives. He can go anywhere, do anything. He's Mr. Worldwide. World fucking wide. That's almost a better name than like Mr. Fantastic. You're absolutely right. He gave himself a name that lets him have the powers to do anything.
00:18:53
Speaker
Like he does those fucking stupid cricket or boost commercials and you know, it's hocking shitty phones. And in those commercials, he's riding on PJs. And that is 100% not the market for boost mobile. What would you do if you meet Pitbull, his phone rings and he pulls out a cricket?
00:19:17
Speaker
I don't know. I would think this isn't Pitbull. Yeah, this is this is either a not Pitbull or B. It's a burner phone. He's just got he's got several cricket phones that he's using to call drug dealers because he has to have one everywhere because he's Mr. Fucking worldwide. Absolutely.
00:19:40
Speaker
But anyway, so back to fucking Fast and the Furious. Well, just so we can tie it into wrestling for a minute. Cause I think, you know, we owe the people that. Yeah. John Cena's in this movie. Yeah. Who over the last few years, people have realized is really, really fun in movies. Absolutely. But I think they forgot that he kind of sucks in action movies. Yeah. Yeah. I prefer, I like my John Cena in a comedy.
00:20:06
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he i don't know what it is but like in movies like the marine i can't think of
00:20:15
Speaker
I forgot how dog shit that movie is. A wrestler shouldn't be that bad at action. It's kind of a crime. We think that it's his wheelhouse. It isn't. His wheelhouse is that he's somehow really funny and really buff. Right. And then he goes, isn't it funny how buff I am? When your dialogue stands out as shitty in a Fast and Furious movie,
00:20:42
Speaker
You've done something spectacular. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That is something that you could, regardless of how John Cena feels about it, that is something you could hang your hat on forever. John is that your dialogue was so shitty. I forgot how bad Vin Diesel's dialogue was. And that being said,
00:21:04
Speaker
Love Dom and the boys. Absolutely, absolutely. But what I will say, also say to that is that if as long as Dom is talking about family, he'll get there. I feel like most of his lines are very improv in this movie. That's how I felt the entire time we watched that movie was like, oh, they gave him a very loose script. And they were like, I don't know. Talk about family. We shoot these like a Christopher Guest movie. He's just.
00:21:34
Speaker
He's so familiar with the character. He just knows exactly what Dom would say. He goes, hey, at some point Dom kind of became Xander Cage. Xander Cage, right? His last name's Cage in Triple X, right? That's not, yeah. Yeah. Game Cage. Cage. I think it's Cage. I'm not as big a fan of the Triple X movies. They came out, Triple X came out the same weekend as the Transporter.
00:21:57
Speaker
Right, okay, fair enough. And the transporter was my shit. Like two bald guys were going up against each other that weekend. And let me just tell you, one of those motherfuckers took a dinner tray and knocked a missile away. And it wasn't Vin Diesel. Damn right. Jason Statham for the fucking win. He also did the crank movies. So you and I have had that conversation before about how great the crank movies are.
00:22:22
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Yeah, there there's nothing better. Honestly, we could do a whole episode on Crank, too. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, the fucking cranking movies are great. But what I will say is, is that I feel like it is the it's the lowest stakes improv of all time, because realistically, as long as they get to those action beats about every four pages, they're fucking golden.
00:22:50
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Like people are going to buy tickets to the fucking fast movies. Like I had a conversation with someone at work who non ironically loves the fast movies. I don't think there's a problem with that. I think I unironically love the fast movies. Okay. But yours is based in irony. Like is it love? I would say the love that did the love star in irony.
00:23:17
Speaker
I legitimately did not enjoy, I remember seeing the first one in theaters, the second one in theaters, seeing the preview for the third and saying, I'm all set. Did not see the fourth, fifth comes out, the rock's in it, wrestling. And I'm like, well, I'm obviously gonna go see the rock shoot a gun at Vin Diesel. And then it's just the history from there. It became this perfect Saturday morning cartoon that if you hate it,
00:23:47
Speaker
You're an asshole. Yeah. Yeah. I if you don't like the fast movies, ironically or unironically, there's a pretty good chance I don't fuck with you because they are they are fucking popcorn movies. One hundred percent.
00:24:09
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like and daddy's hungry for some snacks i will tell you this i got up to use the restroom during fast night at one point and it was during one of the fucking outrageously long exposition times like they're like i knew that i had at least when i stood up i knew i had at least three pages of dialogue to get through before the next action beat happened
00:24:34
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Also, you know what that next action beat was when I came back? Dom Toretto punching down a fu- or pulling down a fucking silo. Or whatever the fuck that thing they were in was. Every movie, those guys and girls get a new superpower.
00:24:51
Speaker
Sometimes it's strength, sometimes it's flight. It doesn't matter. This one, Dom Toretto is getting punched and kicked by 20 people. 20 people. Easy 20 people. Grabs two massive chains. He definitely watched Hobbs and Shaw saw the rock pull that helicopter back. I gotta do that too. He's like, well, I have to be stronger than the rock. I'm gonna pull down a goddamn concrete ceiling by just a little tug.
00:25:18
Speaker
Yeah, it wasn't even like, it wasn't even like, like he pulled the slack out of the fucking chains when he did it. Like they, those chains were taught and he went in and like it, like it was, it was like the same amount of tug that I would put to untie my shoe. And that motherfucker brought down a silo as that one we're going to call it. We're in Mr. Nobody's secret hideout. Right.
00:25:46
Speaker
Okay, right before he pulls the ceiling down, I can't get this image out of my head. Okay, he lets Letty escape and he's like, I gotta stay and fight all these guys. So he turns around, flexes both muscles, and jumps off a ladder onto 20 guys. Damn right he did. Wait, hold on. He fucking did a ram jam. He took out 10 guys before the 20 guys finally
00:26:15
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kind of overwhelmed him they didn't even really overwhelm him no he he is on the ground getting kicked by all of them and looks mildly inconvenienced stands up and just pushes them all away yep absolutely pushes them into the fucking water way below and i was so bummed when he fell in that water because i knew we were going to get another talkie flashback
00:26:39
Speaker
Like him, I knew him going towards the white light was going to be at least 10 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. And it, and it was, and it was, you know what?
Redemption & Family Themes
00:26:47
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And there's not very many movies that I'll put up with that much downtime. Fast is predictable with anything. Um, I mean, it was just, and then like one of the other things that I was like, you just kind of get to that point. I feel like you get to this point in every fast movie I've seen.
00:27:09
Speaker
is you get to the point where you're just on board. Like you're not, I'm not gonna fight any giant logistical or huge plot hole. I don't fucking care at this point. Like John Cena, bad guy.
00:27:27
Speaker
John Cena, the last 20 minutes of the movie? Good guy. Good guy. Because we did that. You know, I do appreciate that. In the Fast and Furious movies, you start as a bad guy, and then the next movie, you get to be a good guy, because the crowd liked you enough. Absolutely. This one, they're like, why wait till the next movie? Let's halfway this. Go ahead. The third act, we're going to have John Cena helping out so that we can just get fast. Listen, we've got two left, and we've got to get him in both of them.
00:27:57
Speaker
I think, honestly, I don't know if he comes back. I think he does. But if he does come back, I want to see him come back in Hobbs and Shaw. Give him a little more humor, and I want to see him and the Rock fuck around together. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. And him and Statham.
00:28:15
Speaker
I mean, I want to see Statham do everything. Yeah, absolutely. The Rock burned his bridges with Vin Diesel. Statham didn't burn bridges with anybody. But I feel like the fast franchise is kind of like WWE. You never say never in the WWE. Everybody's come back.
00:28:34
Speaker
So like you have to assume that it's kind of the same thing where they were like, and then he goes, it's not enough money. They go and he goes fine. Speaking of money, I did see that Statham said that for the next Hobbs and Shaw, he once paid the same as the rock. And I'm like, sir.
00:28:59
Speaker
Mr. Statham. Mr. Statham. I know I've been in your ear since Transporter telling you how great you are. Right. That's just me. Yeah. The rest of the world isn't as on board with Jason Statham. Which I don't get. Go watch the goddamn Transporter movies. Watch the Crank. Watch Snatch. Watch Snatch. Yeah, he's great. Now, granted, those are Guy Ritchie movies, so they're different than every other Statham movie. Kinda.
00:29:30
Speaker
Statham's made, I will admit, Statham's made some shitty boring movies. I mean, so is The Rock. The problem is, Statham's shitty boring movies only make like 15 million, 30 million. The Rock's shitty boring movies make a billion fucking dollars. That fucking Primal Rage movie that had no right to make millions of dollars made millions of dollars. The Hercules movie. The Hercules, yeah. Ooh, yuck.
00:29:55
Speaker
Yuck. Yuck. I don't want to see any movie where the Rock wears sandals. You know what? I gotta find out right now. We'll keep talking, but I'm looking up to see what the Rock's lowest grossing movie is and why is it Scorpion King? People love Brendan Fraser. Absolutely. So it's not Scorpion King. No, no, no. Because Brendan Fraser wasn't in Scorpion King.
00:30:17
Speaker
you're right he was in return mummy returns he was in mummy returns and they thought that that movie was strong enough to build an entire an entire different movie off of like they're i think they're still making scorpion king movies holy shit they didn't make him look like ron perlin and randy couture
00:30:42
Speaker
man but that's what i'm saying is is that i my assumption would be that scorpion king gotta be the lowest he's been in some dog shit though like i'm pretty sure fairy he was in tooth fairy game plan he was in gem in the holograms oh yeah which that probably is his lowest we're gonna find out right now the rock
00:31:08
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The rock lowest. Grossing. Movie. We're going to find out right now. And the five highest the five lowest. Here we go. Oh, this is 2019.
00:31:26
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Yeah, that's close enough. That's yeah. What have we had by the like before? I'm gonna I'm just gonna give you one. I'm gonna give you one and one. I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna go all all the the highest and lowest because I just I feel like that's a lot of a lot of information that none of us need. I can live the rest of my life. The lowest grossing
00:31:56
Speaker
Dwayne the Rock Johnson movie is Southland tales bullshit if you guys have not seen Southland tales This is one of the best movies I've ever seen Have you seen it? I have not seen it. Do you know what it is? No craziest cast ever What fuck what's his name the guy who did Donnie Darko?
00:32:20
Speaker
Richard Kelly, this was his follow up to Donnie Darko. He wanted to make the most pretentious movie with the least pretentious cast.
00:32:32
Speaker
That was his goal. So it's a movie about the end of the world, runs like two and a half hours, like almost three, if I remember correctly. But the cast is The Rock. We got Buffy the Vampire Slayer. We've got Justin Timberlake. We've got Stiffler. We've got... All right. All right. You know what? Say no more. Because I'm fucking in. His highest grossing movie is Furious 7. The one where Paul died. Yeah.
00:33:02
Speaker
Yeah, okay, that makes sense. I mean, all those guys made a whole bunch of money off Paul Walker's death. The value of a dead rock star. I'm sorry for even putting that in the universe, everyone. I apologize because R.I.P. Paul Walker. Hey, he's not dead in the fast universe, though. You're right. My wife is mad because I was supposed to have dinner ready when she got home, and there was...
00:33:33
Speaker
Oh, you were just coming. Oh, you're Paul Walker in us. I like my Paul's Walker. But yeah, furious seven. That's not surprising at all. No, no, that was
00:33:49
Speaker
I think that what we're finding out is that if you want your movie to make a lot of fucking money, you put. Duane, the Duane, the Rock Johnson or as Dan Housen says, the Rock Rock, the Duane Johnson. Because like even his low grossings are like 41 million dollars, like.
00:34:22
Speaker
Man, what a wild, what a wild career that guy's had. Started in football. Ended being the most famous person in the planet. Went to the CFL, the Canadian Football League. I've read his ghost written autobiography. It's not good. But I read it. You're telling me that The Rock did not write The Rock says? He did not write The Rock says. It was a ghost writer.
00:34:50
Speaker
he could write so many more books. He's had so much happen since then. You absolutely right because I'm pretty sure the last one leaves off when he like becomes WWF champion in like 1999.
00:35:06
Speaker
What let's see what else with fast on the field is there anything else we should I think that we should talk about I think we should talk about the fact that I We watched a fucking a three-trailored semi
00:35:22
Speaker
Yeah. Turn up on its end. And that I had the conversation with a coworker that said, I wonder how they did that. And I had to look at them and say, CGI, that's how they did that. That was not a practical effect. There's no way that was a practical. It was real. It was real. Everything that happens is real. The car that swings across the.
00:35:52
Speaker
The fucking the fucking Batman car the fucking he sends out the fucking hook and He just says hold on hold on hits the NAS hopes for the best. Yep. There was a I I I kind of stumbled across like this YouTube video of this guy saying that fast 9 is the worst of the franchise and The first thing that he said was the grappling car thing and I and my first thought was go fuck yourself
00:36:20
Speaker
my first thought was eat a dick yeah yeah it just seems like you don't like having fun that's what i heard was is you don't like fun i don't know if you can't find enjoyment one way or another out of a fast and furious movie who are you yeah that's what i'm saying if you don't like if you if you if you don't fuck with fashion the furious i don't fuck with you
00:36:46
Speaker
It's turned into that very much. It's turned into this ideology that maybe maybe you're not a good person. Maybe you don't understand what fun is. It's like like.
00:37:00
Speaker
I can say this was 100% certainty. I have not, the last, before this one, before Fast 9, the last Fast and the Furious movie I saw in theaters was Too Fast, Too Furious. That's how long it had been. Now, have I went back and watched some of the other ones? I will even tell you I haven't seen all of them.
00:37:22
Speaker
I have it yet. I'm working on it. I'm working on don't. This is not this is not an indictment of me not liking the fast franchise. But I can tell you this that nine made me want to go back and watch all of them, including three which I hate.
00:37:41
Speaker
I don't think there's ever gonna be another franchise like Fast and the Furious. I would agree. They've built a Marvel universe better than Marvel. Out of street racers. Out of guys who stole fucking DVD players. Yeah, yeah. Like at one point in this movie, Letty's like, I just can't leave this behind. I'm like, leave what? Leave what? You've been a secret agent for five years. Before that, you were just dating a criminal. Who raced on the weekends.
00:38:11
Speaker
I also like the subtle like cameo by the guy from Mayans as the dad of Dom and Gina. What was John Cena's name in the movie? Jacob. I could not remember his name. I only remember because I've seen it three times. I get that. I mean, I'll always remember Dom Toretto. If I could get a Dom tattoo, I would.
00:38:39
Speaker
Like a tattoo of Vin? I don't know if I'd get a Vin tattoo. I think I'd probably get Dom equals family or Toretto equals family. I think that that would be the fucking move. I'm going to get a bottle of Corona with angel wings and a halo that says rest in peace Paul. Oh yeah. He's still alive in these movies.
00:39:02
Speaker
He is. The movie literally ends with them being like, there's one more seat at the table. And then a car pulls up and you're like, oh, there's Paul Walker. They spend 10 minutes of like, maybe not 10 minutes. It felt like 10 minutes of the end of the movie about Dom convincing his child to say grace.
00:39:21
Speaker
that is how that movie ends little brian little brian little brian little lb um and that's that is the level that these movies take themselves like on a serious matter is you can get grappling cars but you will also get a man talking to his son about saying grace and how he is he has earned his seat at the table
00:39:46
Speaker
Honestly, it was the biggest thing that's made me want to go to church ever. Like if Dom Toretto is like, Garret.
00:39:57
Speaker
You gotta go to church like fucking right idea. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry for saying fucking yeah, that is my bad. I will Do you have to do you have a specific denomination you would like me to attend? I Bet Catholic with all the fucking rosaries around that fucking place It just crosses they're not rosaries but fuck
00:40:22
Speaker
Yeah, I'll wear a cross. Oh Speaking which I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cut you out The fact that the way in which they introduced that Jacob John Cena is Dom's brother is by him Standing on a cliff where he's wearing his necklace backwards
00:40:43
Speaker
That is how they introduced John Cena to this universe. We didn't even need to see his face tonight. We saw a necklace. As you said, I need to specify again, backwards. Like he is. Full backwards. Like, you know how Guy Fieri wears the sunglasses when he's inside the building? That's how he's doing it with his necklace. But he going backwards necklace. The rest of the movie, frontwards.
00:41:11
Speaker
He just, it was like, it was the most heavy handed thing in that movie and I was fucking here for it. It's like if you're going to the bathroom and you're wearing a tie, you gotta throw it over your shoulder. You gotta throw that something over your shoulder. Yep, it was a man. That was one of the, like, he was looking through, I'm pretty sure he's looking through binoculars at that point.
00:41:37
Speaker
And in my head, he's throwing the necklace behind him because he's afraid it's going to interfere with how he can see through those binoculars. I don't I don't understand. I don't think because he's far enough away from Dom that Dom's not going to go, hey, that's a cross. That's my brother.
00:41:58
Speaker
because the cross is how he fucking finds it. Yes, exactly. Okay, Mr. Nobody is getting abducted in an iPad. Dom's watching through the iPad, zooms in on a thing that looks like nothing. And Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson. Cross necklace, gotta be my bro. Yeah, yeah. And like, let's also talk about the fucking elephant in the room.
00:42:27
Speaker
Dom, John Cena, outside of just an outrageous amount of muscle, look nothing alike. We have no clue what Dom Toretto's ethnicity is. We don't know. Vin Diesel, he keeps that secret. He has always kept that secret.
00:42:48
Speaker
In this movie though, Charlize Theron in dialogue says, I knew the Toretto's had mixed blood. I never detected any Nordic in there. That's what I'm saying is, you know what? Fuck it. I want a movie with just young Dom and young Jacob. And like, I mean, it seems as they don't look anything alike.
00:43:19
Speaker
Is there an adoption situation happening here? There's two more movies, man. We can find out. Well, we don't know what happened to his mom. That's true. We just know his dad's dead. Yeah, we know his dad's dead. His mom can be somebody incredibly famous. Spoiler alert. John Cena killed his dad. Not on purpose. I'm not. I didn't say it was on purpose. Say don't fucking blame him. I'm not blaming. I'm not blaming. I'm not blaming. I'm not blaming. He did it because his dad was apparently in debt and had to throw a race.
00:43:47
Speaker
But it runs in direct. It runs in direct reflection or direct. I'm trying to think of the word when something is like he has a conversation with Dom.
00:44:03
Speaker
And the guy, um, his fucking like pit crew leader, Michael Rooker, Michael Rooker. Thank you. Where he's like, I understand that I'm comfortable in my placing and then I'm going to make it to NASCAR. But I need you to change these spark plugs because I'm not comfortable with coming in second place.
00:44:27
Speaker
Yet he's still throwing that race. Why the fuck did he need to say any of that to Michael Rucker? Because these movies need to be two and a half hours and you got to fill time. Oh yeah, that's that's fair. You know what? And they have to have an action be every three to four pages. It can't be every whether that be a NASCAR race. Holy shit.
00:44:49
Speaker
Well, no, no, no. What are we? What are we miss? Holy shit. What if do you think that we could get the fast and the furious franchise to make a super cut of just the accurate action sequences through all 11 movies?
Action Supercuts & Character Returns
00:45:07
Speaker
I hope I there's somebody out there that can do that. It might be on YouTube now.
00:45:14
Speaker
Like that, like, like cut out, cut the fat. Like what you can do is, is, is just give me the action sequences. And between each action sequence, you have to choose one, one time that Don Toretto says family and you just intercut insane family in between each action sequence. And I don't think that there would be that much. I don't think it would be that effective.
00:45:41
Speaker
Here's another thing. I have a friend that hooked up eight televisions, eight DVD players, and watched all of them at once. I think there's a lot of different ways you can consume the Fast and Furious movies. I think that that is full blown overload.
00:46:01
Speaker
I think you run the risk of coming too hard to watch all nine at the same time. Because if that happens, that's the reason that there's an action beat every three to four pages and not every page is because they don't want people passing out. You do have to give people time to breathe. This one, I felt like I was hooked to a goddamn oxygen tank.
00:46:29
Speaker
I was breathing too much. You're right. There were times in that movie, like there was an entire conversation had on top of that semi truck that was unnecessary. What was the name of the bodyguard guy with all the tattoos?
00:46:51
Speaker
Oh, him getting slammed through a road sign and not budging. And no selling the fuck out of it. People no sell a lot in these movies. And it makes me think that maybe wrestling's fucking up. He did that. And I believe the audibly I said, Jesus Christ. Dom gets thrown through the frame of a doorway. Yeah.
00:47:22
Speaker
I know if it sounds like maybe we had a couple complaints with the movie, but not really. Not really. Like, like if I think the biggest complaint I have is that I needed that movie to be about an hour longer and I needed about an hour less of dialogue.
00:47:44
Speaker
Um, but with that being said, we get to see motherfuckers bumping cars to catch people who have jumped out of buildings. You know, I don't know that anybody jumped out of a building, but I mean, in what was it in seven, they ramp a car out of buildings. So there's no rules in these movies. I mean, here's what I'll also say is Tyrese, like, again, spoilers, Tyrese brings that to the forefront of nine.
00:48:14
Speaker
He says it out the gate. He goes, I think we might be invincible. He said, do you know how many missions we've been on? Right. And I don't have a scratch to show for it. Right. Like that's what I'm saying. He's the most medic character in cinema right now, possibly, because he's going.
00:48:32
Speaker
Right? Like he's turning to the crowd and going, I understand that you guys have to suspend your disbelief quite a bit for these movies. Ludacris, join me on this journey, why don't you? And Ludacris plays the exact opposite of him, where he goes,
00:48:50
Speaker
I don't know man, shit's just great for us. Oh man, what a great movie. I had a friend who said, cause he said since they're breaking this next one in half, they have to kill somebody. Somebody's got to die in part A. Do you think it's Luda? I think it might be Tyrese. I think it might be Luda. Do you think it's got to be?
00:49:12
Speaker
both of them could be good for a spin-off, but honestly, you gotta have big stakes if we're doing this. I was almost, honestly, I would, if I were in charge of the Fest and the Furious franchise, which what we're finding out is that if you go to the correct diner, you can have some semblance of control over this fucking franchise. I think that I would pitch a Tyreese ludicrous movie
00:49:39
Speaker
as a standalone, let's let those two get into wacky hijinks all by themselves. Maybe it can be based on the jet ski racing that Ludacris did or the demolition derby that that Tyrese was part of from part two. You're going way back. Like that's what I want to see is I want to see them run Miami with Mr. Worldwide.
00:50:08
Speaker
That's how you get Mr. Worldwide into these. Those boys are from Miami. They go, we got a friend that wants to come in and help out. And then Heeja, and then Mr. Worldwide walks through the door, Pibble, and he makes some fucking wild ass noise. And they go, I don't know, Dom's other brother.
00:50:30
Speaker
Because he's the other brother that looks like it actually makes sense. Because what I would say is Pitbull's ethnicity is also, he can fall into a lot of categories. I think that Dom and I think that Vin Diesel and Pitbull look similar, not just from a perspective.
00:50:55
Speaker
That's who they should have cast as John Cena. John Cena should have just been a bad guy. I'm fucking angry. You had your perfect opportunity to have Mr. Worldwide in your movies and you missed out. You missed the fuck out.
00:51:10
Speaker
there's still time there's still time anyone can show up in these things we've got two more plus a Hobbs and Shaw sequel plus they're doing the all-female possibly possibly an all-female one possibly a Tyreese ludicrous which is just speculation from us yeah yeah that we just made up we put in the universe um go see the fucking movie guys yeah yeah i mean what the fuck are you doing with your life it is worth every dollar
00:51:40
Speaker
We've waited to be able to go back to a movie theater and enjoy the cinematic experience and why the fuck wouldn't you make your first? Your first movie choice fast 9 It's because you hate fun It seems like you hate fun. Yeah, that's all there is to it And you've listened to us talk to you about this movie for 52 minutes of this movie
00:52:08
Speaker
That is half the runtime. How much we talked? Not even anywhere near how much they talk in this movie. You still got another 30 minutes of exposition in that movie.
00:52:21
Speaker
We didn't even mention Han. Han's back. Oh, yeah. Fucking maybe Gal Gadot comes back. There we go. I mean, I would assume the Gal Gadot's got to come back. She's very famous. Yes. We regret killing her. And also, and the other part about that, I would say, is that the DC cinematic universe isn't what I would call the most successful of all the cinematic universes.
00:52:47
Speaker
So they got a couple problems. Yeah, just a few. So, gal, the money isn't fast. Oh, man. But I kind of want to go watch it again anytime, literally anytime by the next time we have recorded an episode, I will have seen it a couple more times. And I might accompany you want to come along. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah.
00:53:16
Speaker
Before we go, should we talk a little bit about wrestling? Should we mention wrestling? If we would like to, what would you like to talk about in
Wrestling Crossovers & 'Halloween Kills'
00:53:24
Speaker
wrestling? I do want to bring up something really fucking funny happened at GCW's last show. Yes. Because I didn't watch a ton of wrestling between the last couple episodes.
00:53:34
Speaker
between the last episode I guess. But did you happen to watch GCW's Wyoming show? I did not. Tell me. Did you hear what happened to your boy Manders? No.
00:53:47
Speaker
I, okay, so Father's Day weekend, I did convince my dad to watch Outlaw Mud Show with me. I have not seen him laugh this hard in a long time. Manders goes to the ring on a horse. He comes to the edge of the boat, like crowds going fucking wild, they're ready for Manders, he's fighting justice. Justice is already in the ring. Manders walks up to the doorway on this horse. The horse looks at all the crowd cheering
00:54:16
Speaker
turns around and leaves. And Sanders just disappears.
00:54:22
Speaker
Love it. Joey Janela is crying on commentary and he's just like, his fucking gimmicks. He's a cowboy. But it could not have been more perfect where the horse leaves. It takes forever for Manders to actually make his entrance. Cause he has to get off the horse outside. Cause the horse is not coming to the ring. I'm good.
00:54:47
Speaker
And earlier in the night, Jimmy Lloyd wrote a donkey to the ring, had no problems. But Mander's a great match, but it will very much be overshadowed by. Either that horse was scared of all the people, or that horse was a Matt Justice fan.
00:55:11
Speaker
and said no mr steven manders no mr one called manders we need to turn around highlight of the night though main event uh nick gage versus i almost want to say manders again manzer yeah man it was versus manzer get the cops called on them
00:55:32
Speaker
Oh, 100%. Eight police officers show up. Yep. Because this match got too wild and some people thought that it was... Real. A little too real. Yeah. I think... I'm wondering if the cops got called at the point when they were brawling around the crowd and destroyed the concession stand. I would assume that that's what it was. It could have been the person behind the concession stand that's like, you ruined our chips. No idea what the fuck was gonna happen.
00:55:59
Speaker
let me say this let me say this i saw some instagram like stories of all the wrestlers sitting while the cops walked around and talked to everybody
00:56:15
Speaker
It looked like there was a lot of snickering. It looked like everybody was in the principal's office for that. Yep. And what I have to say to that is, is like, Hey, you know what? Gage? Mancer? Good on ya. Good on ya. You made somebody in that crowd believe.
00:56:32
Speaker
Well, it's either when they destroyed the concession stand or the finale of that match did get a little wild for what I think goes on in Wyoming. Yes. It ended with Nick Gage stapling Mance Warner's tongue to a door, putting an entire can of lighter fluid on the door, and then setting it on fire. Yep. That is, I mean, I get it. If you're in the crowd, you're watching that, it feels like a crime.
00:57:03
Speaker
You feel like an accessory. You know, we've all been there. Yes. We've all been at a death match where shit got a little too wild. But what you got to do is not call the cops. Let it just let it play out. Yeah. Because first of all, all cops are bastards. Let's start there. Let's start there. Fuck cops forever. And number two, remember you're at a show.
00:57:24
Speaker
and those cops aren't gonna help the show, they're gonna make the show come to a screeching halt. I mean, thank God it was the main event. 100%. We were already at the end. Thank God Nick Gage got out before they even got the question. That's absolutely right. I was just about to say, can you imagine Nick Gage? He was like, I gotta go. I gotta go. Like, man has lived on the straight and narrow for long enough that he shouldn't be nervous around cops, but I don't know that it's
00:57:54
Speaker
nerves that Nick Gage gets around cops. I bet that there is a strong feeling of wanting to hit a cop in the mouth from Nick Gage. It's not his fault that he looks guilty.
00:58:08
Speaker
You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. It's not his fault. Nick Gage for Fast and Furious. God damn right. He needs to be the goddamn final boss. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And all of this. Listen, listen, Fast and the Furious. I know I said something about Ludacris and Tyrese having their own movie. I will scrap that completely if you just want to put some deathmatch wrestlers in Fast 10 or 11.
00:58:33
Speaker
like like put g raver in is like the big bad guy schlack is a great henchman schlack would be it but i think that you know what i think that schlack would be a great bodyguard for g raver in a fast and the furious movie yeah i think that you could i mean i'm just saying i'm just saying like i'm saying jeff cannonball can run a shop yep you go in get some information from him
00:58:58
Speaker
Give the audience what they want. There is obviously crossover here. We love Fast and the Furious. You're willing to listen to us. And we love Deathmatch. So just give us what we want. You already tapped the wrestling market. Now get guys that'll do the stunts themselves. You cut down on costs. I am on board with this. I agree with you.
00:59:28
Speaker
Oh, little off topic. Go. Uh, Derek reached out to me and said, did you see the new Halloween trailer? Have you watched that yet? I haven't watched the new Halloween kills. He said, and he's right. Mike Myers might be a deathmatch wrestler. Fuck. He kills somebody with a light tube in it. Fuck yeah. In the trailer alone, you see about 18 kills.
00:59:51
Speaker
So how many are going to be in the movie? If they're showing me that, like it shows him coming out of the burning rubble from the end of the most recent one and killing an entire fire department.
01:00:08
Speaker
I know. John Carpenter has said this one has the highest body count of any of any Halloween movie, which based on the trailer alone, I can tell you is accurate. Yeah. Because I can't think that like 18 people died in any. That's what I was about to say is that I think that the trailer alone has the highest body count of any Halloween movie deathmatch. I'm in Mike Myers. Who do you book him against? I book I book Mark Myers against
01:00:38
Speaker
ooh he keeps he just keeps getting up so you gotta have somebody who's willing schlack i mean i mean i think that's gonna be my answer for most people is is schlack i'm gonna book him because because god damn it schlack's gonna try to kill him i there are very few things that i wouldn't cash schlack in you absolutely fucking right
01:01:00
Speaker
Jeopardy! Alex Trebek's gone! Who do you get? Fucking Schlack! You send in some of his commentary tapes? That guy is great. He has a vast arbitrary knowledge. There are things that Schlack says in commentary where I go, there's no fucking reason that
01:01:22
Speaker
anyone should know this and schlack is schooling me about shit speaking of schlack schooling uh he said on twitter this last week he had like some growth on his head and he basically did some self-surgery and hit an artery and it was squirting i saw the fucking squirt
01:01:44
Speaker
Holy shit. And I had a friend message me and just say like, he needs to not do this. If he could just post this, I would have bought a fucking shirt or something so that he could go to the doctor. Listen, as a startup member of this community, that's not the way. That is not the way at all. I think that I told the story on this, didn't I? About after my match with AJ?
01:02:15
Speaker
about uh the oh yeah you said nolan yeah you're gonna have to go to the hospital yep yeah yeah i was gonna i was content super gluing that thing and no one was not content with me super gluing that thing because he said we're gonna super glue this but i can't super glue it to anything else because you were missing a severe chunk of skin
01:02:41
Speaker
But you know what that's just that's that is the deathmatch way if I can get out of going to the hospital That's what I'm gonna do. That's That's my new that's my that's my first and neutral gear is I don't want to do any of that It's a waste of time. It's gonna cost a lot of money. Yeah Fuck it. Yeah, fuck it. Let's just let's just fucking operate on ourselves. Fuck it
Humorous Anecdotes & Viewing Challenges
01:03:06
Speaker
Before we get out of here, I had a friend who listened to the podcast. She does not watch Deathmatch. She sent me a tweet and said, does this count as a Deathmatch? And it was a man who lost him.
01:03:21
Speaker
He lost his fantasy sports team, like his fantasy football league. And he had to spend 24 hours in a waffle house. And for every waffle he ate, it would cut one hour off of the time that he had to spend in there. But I believe he was still in a waffle house for like 17 hours and vomited multiple times outside while eating the waffles. She wanted to notice that count as a death match.
01:03:51
Speaker
I would say I think it qualifies. I think it qualifies because as a member of the human race that has frequent in a Waffle House, you can put maybe one of those things down. Like I tend to stay away from the Waffles at Waffle House. You would think it would be their specialty, but their specialty is definitely not that.
01:04:18
Speaker
Um yeah that's a deathmatch for sure. Yeah and I also was wondering because for the last podcast I did spend a full day in a movie theater watching Hobbs and Shaw.
01:04:30
Speaker
If I spend a full day in a theater watching Fast 9, is that a death match? I think the likelihood of the exposition, like if you get, if the right amount- The fourth or fifth time I'm going through the exposition. You're losing your fucking, yeah, you're losing, that is when you start tying that news. Because, I mean, as much as I love to hear Dom Toretto talk about fucking family,
01:04:59
Speaker
I don't want to hear that six times in a row because I already like six times six times in a row because man
01:05:09
Speaker
I feel like I've got to. I don't know why I feel like I have to. Maybe it's because I have regal unlimited. Let me say this, Garrett, you have nothing to prove. But I got to prove to myself. I got to prove to my family. I understand. I understand that you have to see it for all those people who haven't seen it. But you have nothing to prove. If you want to spend 12 hours doing it, by all means.
01:05:37
Speaker
But I think that's the cutoff. I think you've got it. I think I think I think if you walk into a theater at eight o'clock and you don't walk out of that theater at eight o'clock.
01:05:48
Speaker
Whoo, I don't even know what time Regal start showing films. I guess it depends if I go on a weekend. Yeah, because they start pretty early. They can start at 11. Yeah, so 11. OK, so then I say I say the most the over under would be the most times that you should consume Fast 9 in one day without some sort of mental breakdown would probably be
01:06:17
Speaker
three times I was gonna say four I almost said four three times that fourth one would be brutal I think so I think it's too much I think it's too much I think that if you consume at that fourth time that is the moment that you like you lose sense of reality like then you go out you try to grapple your car
01:06:43
Speaker
There's sadder ways to go out. That's true. You know what? Fuck
Upcoming Wrestling Events & Teasers
01:06:49
Speaker
it. We're going to grapple a car. And then next week, maybe we talk sick Nick Mondo. Let's talk sick Nick Mondo. I did watch a couple sick Nick matches for this week. Let's save that for next time. And would you call him sick?
01:07:02
Speaker
I was a little disappointed that when I went to IWTV and typed in sick Nick Mondo, that one match came up. Oh, really? I don't know if maybe I have to put in Nick Mondo or maybe their search Mondo, but it was, I wasn't disappointed in the match because it ended up being a no rope barbed wire match with him engage. That was fun. Yeah. That was fun. It was like from 2001. Uh, but I want to watch more than that. Absolutely. I'll watch more than that. We'll, uh, we'll talk about next week. Yeah, we'll talk about.
01:07:32
Speaker
All right. Uh, where can they find you on social media? I am at guard head on all social media. Where can they find you in the wrestling world? Oh, uh, uh, so not to date this podcast, but I'm going to, I'm a date. It's the end of the episode data. Yeah, fair enough. Um, I will be in what? Three days?
01:07:55
Speaker
Yeah, we say this comes out this comes out on Thursday. So okay, so it comes out Thursday. So Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, three days from this this podcast release July 4th. I will be at no peace underground in a no ring deathmatch against
01:08:14
Speaker
Mr. Tournament of survival BAM Sullivan now he's not I guess he's not tournament of Mr. Terminant survival I guess that's kind of Alex cologne considering he won but but a man who was in tournament of survival I get to wrestle BAM Sullivan and
01:08:31
Speaker
Then the next thing that has been announced is I will be in action and SCI's future showcase August 6th
01:08:47
Speaker
Um, I can't remember the start time. I want to say it's like one or two for that show. Okay. What, uh, what's the start time for no peace? Uh, five o'clock is what time that show goes live on IWTV. Okay. God damn. Fourth of July is going to be a hot one. Oh yeah.
01:09:06
Speaker
we we i mean we get backyard and a no-piece show in the same day absolutely have to go outside and look at fireworks yeah no you're gonna see plenty of fire i can't wait i can't wait this is gonna be a blast yep and then uh and then there's yeah i got some other stuff coming down the pike but we'll talk next week um we'll talk after i'm back from orlando and
01:09:32
Speaker
By that point, other things should be most likely announced. So then we can talk about it. Looking forward to it. Absolutely. All right, everybody. Oh, I'm sorry. One more. And you can find me on Twitter at Hardway Heater. You can find me on Instagram at Hardway Heater. And don't look at my Facebook because that's personal and you can't have it.
01:09:54
Speaker
don't look at his fucking facebook okay look away but thank you for listening to this podcast we'll be back next time all right see you later kisses kisses