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Apologies For The Treading
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This week the boys pitch pro wrestling for the Olympics and Chris and Fax attend Bloodsport 11.
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Chris Miggs' Helicopter Antics
00:00:36
Speaker
Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of Predeterminate Pro Wrestling Hangout. Garrett Callender, Chris Miggs, Jimmy Fax, gang's all here. Chris, though, is coming to us from where, Fax? A traffic helicopter, or a helicopter. I don't know if he's escaping. Chris, why? Have you hijacked it? Yeah, why are you in this? Is this like a witness protection? I've hijacked the helicopter. We are above the roulette intermedium um making sure, we're waiting to see when Jimmy Lloyd finally leaves. Now, who's we? Oh, I have a I have a pilot here. I don't fly stuff. I mean, that would be insane. Is it is it Glenn Jacobs? Because I know that he's a man of many talents. No, no, we would ah we would we would never get him involved. And he he would never come north of the Mason Dixon line unless being paid.
00:01:32
Speaker
um By the way, how how sore is he not being invited to speak at the RNC? Well, that's a good point. You got to think he he could at least have gotten like a one o'clock on a Tuesday. You know, you'd you'd think Trump would be into him. Right. Big, big, big, big, big, very pale, very pale. Doesn't like the blue dot in his state hates it. It's you, Gary. You're the blue guy. I know. I know I'm him.
Traffic Incident Tales
00:02:04
Speaker
Hey guys, so this week I did a bad thing. We were headed to the mall and there was ah there was a lot of traffic. It was like you know like a mile long to get into the exit lane to go to the mall. And as we were nearing the exit, a big, you know, raised pickup truck pulled up next to us and my wife was like, no, fuck them. They don't get to just come into the exit and skip the whole line. So she kind of was in a battle with them to not let them in. So they sped up and i got in the car in front of the car in front of us. And as that car pulled away and we were now behind the pickup truck, I realized their license plate said, don't tread on me.
00:02:50
Speaker
And we had tread on them. But when I see that license plate, it makes me want to tread on somebody. So maybe don't have that at all. How how would you tread it on them? I feel like they just cut in line here. and you Well, isn't, isn't fucking with treading, like not letting them cut in line. Like, aren't they treading on me? Don't tread on me, but I can tread on you. Well, this is the problem with the don't tread on me hypothesis. Um, not to turn this into a political podcast, but I don't think this is political at all. I just don't like getting dreaded on. No one does. Do we, tre do we tread on Jimmy Lloyd every week? Yeah. Yeah, we do. Hmm. Let's see. That's why I think it it's not political. Cause like both sides can tread.
00:03:39
Speaker
Yeah, sure. But I think what you have to accept is that um if you're in the the don't tread on me, you can't tread on someone else. That's not that's the problem with one side of the political equation is that they don't want anyone treading on them, but they want to be able to tread at any at any point they want. Treading is not great. Treading is fun. Yeah. How does the pilot feel about treading? I don't know if you guys should get into this debate. I don't know if you know each other's politics. This could end badly for you, Chris. You are high. And the and end how is traffic on the BQE?
00:04:21
Speaker
traffic Traffic on the BQE surprisingly backed up for 10 o'clock on a Tuesday. um We don't know why, but it's Brooklyn and Queens, and so there's always traffic. Probably a lot of treading. I drive in Brooklyn and Queens all the time. I drove, I drove to and from the GCW show in Brooklyn last week. I was on the BQE. I was treaded on. I treaded on others. Just a lot of treading in New York. Who is the wrestler most likely to do the treading and who is the most, who's the wrestler most likely to get trod?
00:04:58
Speaker
The treading is of course. Kip Sabian's getting trod, for sure. And CM Punk is doing the treading. Yeah, CM Punk immediately came to mind as as the treading. Now you're making it political. This is wrestling politics. There's somebody who's like, no, no, Jack Perry did the treading.
00:05:20
Speaker
But by the way, Kip Sabian got an elimination in the the Royal Rampage. Like, that's the biggest push he's gotten in years. Okay, I they kind know facts hasn't listened to last week's episode yet. no Doesn't he look exactly like Ben Stiller's character in Happy Gilmore now? Oh yeah. He looks exactly like the fucking orderly from Happy Gilmore. Although oddly not as big, less physically intimidating than 90s Ben Stiller.
00:05:53
Speaker
He's pretty good in that match though. Like you kind of forgot that Kip Sabian's no, I, yeah. I mean, I, I occasionally see him on, you know, rampage or, or an indie never on it. Really? WTV. Uh, and he's always good. Like Angelico is another one. Like every once in a while you see him. You're like, Oh shit, this guy's good. Yeah. Oh, he's excited when he pops up. I'm always like, Oh, that's gonna be fun. Does he still dance? Yeah. Tell them to fucking knock it off and maybe you'll get on TV more. See, now I'm treading. You're treading. You're treading hard. Fuck. Should we just change the name of the podcast to predetermined, we tread on you? We don't want to be treading. Well, we don't tread on the audience, I don't think, except for the the the listeners in Spain. I think I tread on them a little bit.
00:06:46
Speaker
Well, we tread a fine line of taste and, uh, I don't know, man, it's a hard thing to say. It's a, I guess I got to get that license plate now and a raised truck. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to be tread on, so I guess let people know. So before we get into the show, you guys went to over the weekend.
Olympics and Pro Wrestling: A Humorous Take
00:07:09
Speaker
So right now the Olympics are going on. Are you guys, you guys Olympic guys? Sure. I have some Olympics on here and there. Yeah.
00:07:18
Speaker
I am an Olympic guy and you know the I love gymnastics. And honestly, a big part of that, it's pro wrestling without the punching some of the time. And right now, this year, they included breakdancing. It is a new addition to the Olympics. Breakdancing is in it. Two questions. One, how far away are we from pro wrestling being in the Olympics? And two, I think if you did have pro wrestling in the Olympics, it would have to be two guys from your country doing a match because you can't just throw them in there. Oh yeah. with a feel likeing from yeah I have frequently used like synchronized swimming as my analogy to explain wrestling to people. um So you're saying like which which team wins? Well, I'm saying
00:08:10
Speaker
who would What two wrestlers would you pick to go to the Olympics to do a singles match for America? yeah Well, and while while we think about that, also side question, what do we think makes the Olympics first pro wrestling or slap fighting?
00:08:29
Speaker
Unfortunately, I think slap fighting. It should be in the Olympics already. yeah um Let's see, two Americans. I will say this is making me realize how um the world has moved away, because because my first options for people I would put in ah an Olympic wrestling match are British and Canadian and Japanese. They've always been in Japanese. Let's be real. um It does make it a lot fucking harder. Who can team up with that today? Put up against, you know, Okada and Kenny
00:09:10
Speaker
who can I think realistically, like there's a couple ways you can go with this. I think what would be interesting is you do think that they would kind of want to go like dream team style and like just pick a couple famous people. But the problem is you throw a Roman Reigns into the Olympics, you're going to fucking lose when anyone watches Mexico do a match. Well, and again, they always do these heats. So like you'd have to do the routine or a slightly different routine, like three or four times in like a day or two. And Romans not working that much. Let's be real. I got an idea. OK. Technical mastery, agility. We Americans, we really can't compete with that. Right. Let's and they got Mexico to sleep on Mexico as a team. So what does the American team offer?
00:10:01
Speaker
for the judges that there's gonna be better than the other ones. And I'll tell you what it is. It's big, beefy boys. So I'm thinking something like Lance Archer and like the Butcher. And just have them go, or Brody King, is he American? I think he's American, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. California, California. Yeah, Brody King and Lance Archer. So you two beefy boys. Yeah. So like you want to basically get they work into it. So it's going to be high risk, high reward is because even, you know, because I would imagine progressing in the Olympics, getting the crowd to participate as part of it. So you're going to try to get the the meat, meat, meat, meat that going in there.
00:10:49
Speaker
I don't think that is a bad tactic, but I don't know how you could have an Olympic pro wrestling team without Brian Danielson on it. He's the coach. You might be the best we've got over here.
Can Jon Moxley Compete?
00:11:02
Speaker
I was gonna say, I think one of the strong pairings if we're going, especially if we just get to two, is Mox and Danielson. I think you said them, I think they'll figure out different matches for each of the rounds. Maybe this is how Mox finally convinces Danielson to do some death match for like the Olympic gold medal match. He's like, this is where we do some light tubes, really take it up.
00:11:29
Speaker
I want one hole in your plan. There is one hole in your plan. Yeah. Whatever the required. I have no idea how the Olympics work with this, but I imagine there's some standard to prove your citizenship. And there's no way Mox can provide that. I just don't believe that Mox has a birth certificate or whatever is required to show his American. I mean, we could mix the ideas. Right. And do like Danielson and King. and just do a nice big guy, little guy. ah I was gonna say Brody and Darby seems also like a plausible, you know, they've wrestled each other a lot. They could do, you know, different types of matches. um You know who I'm also drawn to for this team? I think from a like storytelling perspective, NBC is gonna love Eddie Kingston.
00:12:26
Speaker
That's true. Just love him. You could do a prime time story about what he overcame. And here's here's what I'll go with here. Now, again, because we're we're breaking all the rules here, this is this is no promotions here. I think you send Eddie Kingston and you send Cody. And here's the thing, because people people don't like Americans, right? I think in the final, once you've once you've had some of the preliminaries, you have Eddie go over Cody and we get to see the the rest of the world gets to see the man in the Stars and Stripes lose. I think everyone loves that. 10 out of 10.
00:13:07
Speaker
We don't know who the judges are. So you're right. That might play play pretty perfectly there. um Another question in all of this. But but but again, I I don't know. Is that does Eddie translate to the global market? Right. Because typically you don't know who the judges are. But typically there's one judge from every country. Right. Including the Russian Federation. Whereas I think a match like Marco Stunt versus Beastman. it It's it translate it translates into every language. We are or we just do Nick Gage and David Arquette.
00:13:48
Speaker
Does Marty wrestle for Denmark or Poland or Poland? Where does where does Marty Skurl end up? By the way, we had an in-depth conversation, Chris, I and Professor Tom, about like where we're at with Marty Skurl. And we, we landed on like, if he just popped up without announcement as like the third match on collision, we'd be really into it. And I would make a note to watch that collision and watch the Marty's girl match, but that's it. If he had a second match, I wouldn't care. I think it'd be really cute for him to wrestle exactly one match on AWTV.
00:14:31
Speaker
People don't like it when somebody who isn't necessarily welcomed back by everybody pops up. ah Derek and I saw that firsthand when what's his name popped up and they sent that match home real quick. Fuck Elgin, Big Mike. oh and We were at an AAW show and it was pretty fresh and he was not on the card and they when he came out People were mad. A lot of people just turned their back to the ring. And after a couple of minutes, they just kind of told them, you got to take this thing home. This isn't working. Is it possible like the box and everybody like are still just as much friends with Marty? They're like, listen, like TK won't let us. And he's been saying that for years. And they're the ones funding that we want Marty shirts.
00:15:24
Speaker
but They're like, if we get it in enough people's mind, they will be desensitized when he shows up. I feel like the box would have gotten much better t-shirt designers if they were behind. um Before we move on from the Olympic thing, I do want to say our theme music made by Josh Hendricks, who, you know, we've talked about a bunch on this show that he did music for Hans Zimmer. He has music and pretty much, I think everybody in my family watches at least one show that he does music for, like Alone, Wicked Tuna, 90 Day Fiance. He has music in fucking everything.
00:16:03
Speaker
He had music in the Olympics. So he had music that was playing like in between heats and things and some of the different events. So once again, just got a brag on our music guy for this that ah yeah he went on to do some pretty big shit. So thanks again, Josh,
Josh Hendricks and Olympic Music
00:16:20
Speaker
for that music all those years ago. And Josh, your your work is probably the only highlight to regular viewers of E that are like, what the fuck is happening? Why? Why is there a man riding a horse on my television?
00:16:42
Speaker
That is the only place you could put put that ah that sport. But hey, all I'm saying is put pro wrestling in the Olympics. You got three on three basketball in there. Who gives a shit about that? like they're Brian Danielson's better than any three on three basketball player. Not at basketball, but at his sport.
00:17:03
Speaker
Although now I'm gonna go back on on to that. I think the actual answer is, as much as like there's holes that we mentioned, I think in in what Chris was saying, having like a good multi-act story, I actually think it's Roman Danielson.
00:17:22
Speaker
Two different, code I think it would have to be a w WWE guy at AEW guy. And I think the WWE guy has to be the dominant one, which I guess you have with Cody. but You also got that big guy kicking the ass with a little guy thing going. And in this modern era, I think Hunter would let Roman lose the final match for America. For America, yeah. Yeah. Let's take it up to the sky and see what Chris thinks.
00:17:55
Speaker
You know it would end up just being Triple H against Batista though.
00:18:03
Speaker
Well, yeah, i'm up I'm up in the sky. um I'm flying around here um with the the lady in the prom dress from Bloodsport. um She's very excited and very fancy. And she's actually the fanciest helicopter pilot in the world. And that's what we're doing. I will, okay, so Chris and facts were at Bloodsport and I get some pictures from Chris that says, here's some shots of the crowd. And I see that in one photo, I see MVP sitting in the front row. But the next photo that led me to leave. He got to give credit to MVP because he's, he was really sitting with the people.
00:18:47
Speaker
I mean, there were some very sweaty looking white dudes next to him. And he was just. Yes. Very typical. Well, we'll just say very typical wrestling fans for a waist size perspective. Mm hmm. And and not only that, he he watched, you know, however, 90 minutes of the show in the between event then comes out into the ring, goes back in the locker room afterwards and then like 10 minutes later goes back and sits between the two guys for the last two matches.
00:19:20
Speaker
He's a good man of the people. But that photo made sense to me. But in the other two photos that Chris sent me, I thought I was looking for more wrestlers. So it was like a where's Waldo for me. And then I'm like, is it the lady in the quinceanera dress? Is it the... I couldn't see that the guy's shirt said Trumpomania, so I thought it was the man in the shadows with somebody. It really became, honestly, I felt i was very confused. and So tell me about this crowd, Chris. You've you've mentioned a few people. Well, it was an interesting crowd. So first of all, place is very, very full. um Very hot. Very, very hot. Heat rises and all of the heat rose to the balcony of the roulette interview.
00:20:10
Speaker
um we were able to get there we had some nice kind of corner balcony seats pretty perfect but um about i don't know but by like a half hour into the actual show everyone's looking around at each other going like it's pretty hot in here you could really like if you just kind of like squeeze that crowd you could have made like a a cologne of the indie wrestling fan, like we were all collectively just put down. But that was the weird thing is because it's a pretty decent venue, I would say overall. And we because we we were there like because we we did have nice corner seats, but they were G.A. So like we got in right at doors to make sure we got good seats. And at doors, which is literally an hour before the show, it was nice and cool. There was air conditioning running. It felt like a normal theater.
00:21:04
Speaker
And then yeah, by like the third match, it was like, I kept starting to take my shirt off and then realizing I'm not at home. So the heat was really treading on you. Oh, the heat tread all over us. The heat tread on everyone, just everywhere. yeah Do you think that Lauderdale wouldn't chip in extra to the venue to run the air conditioning? Or do you think the you just think there was no match for the the amount of man in that room? Well, the i I do think there's something to the no air conditioning fee, because there was a big sign on the door that said keep the door closed. There's air conditioning.
00:21:49
Speaker
And then later, once it's super hot, I go to the bathroom and you know to get a water. And the doors are wide open, and I'm like, what the fuck? Why is why did somebody do this? And then I realized there's these big air conditioning units right there unplugged.
00:22:05
Speaker
So yeah it seemed pretty intentional. And the room was clearly air conditioned when we showed up. so I don't have another explanation as to so why someone would intentionally unplug the air conditioning units with a wrestling crowd there. Yeah. And Brett was wearing shorts. Let's be clear. Yes, he was. Definitely cargo pockets. By the way, no sweat shorts. Yeah. Cargo pockets are... That's like business casual. He's casual, casual.
00:22:39
Speaker
um By the way, a little bit of a side note, but on Brett Lauderdale, the the it wasn't a discussion really, but if a firm agreement on all accounts when I brought up at the show. Brett Lauderdale has definitely tried to produce porn, right? I'm not saying he successfully produced porn, but he's definitely at least tried. Yeah. and ad It's like, he's the reverse drop black. Yeah. What do you do? Nice. No, I know. these two that think Well, first of all, drop black went from porn to wrestling. I also, I also assumed Lauderdale was just got offended. He tried to get into into porn and got offended that, um, the actors were asking for too much money. Like he's just like, these day rates are insane.
00:23:27
Speaker
i knew that I knew I had the wrong image of what you meant because my first thought was, okay, he's the opposite of Rob Black. He opened a salad shop, but I know that no fucking way is he running a Tender Green somewhere in New Jersey. That would be pretty cool if it happens at some point. I'm mostly just imagining Jimmy Lloyd in a hair net. That's really... Well, because if GCW ever falters, right, there's no Paul Heyman WWE job for Brett Lauderdale, right? He's going to get it. I mean,
00:24:05
Speaker
I don't know. I don't know, man. Like the fucking these Creed guys, like he literally has WWE people coming to his shows now, at least a blood sport. And one of them even job. Yeah. By the way, It's pretty clear to me that blood sport is that like, so we don't know why this happened, right? Like blood sports usually once a year. This is now the third blood sport. The second one was at least like in Japan, not technically a GCW show. So like, we'll give that one a pass. This is just an extra American blood sport, not mania weekend for no particular reason. It was called blood sport 11. It is a canonical number blood sport, although they were showing selling
00:24:48
Speaker
blood shirt, blood sport, 10 shirts at the stand, not 11s, which was fun for someone, I'm sure, that didn't realize that till they got home. um Wait, that show was in Philadelphia. he So.
Bloodsport's Unique Appeal
00:25:05
Speaker
it It just seems like I'm kind of fine with it because while it's curious, like blood sport, I think is the best GCW now. It's the most like GCW has just become a good wrestling promotion. And like blood sport is the most unique thing they did. And like, if they just were like, we're just blood sport now. I think I'd be kind of okay with it. Yeah. Especially in New York where they can't do death match. Right. So what this would like, we were talking about this towards the end of the show, which is.
00:25:35
Speaker
If GCW does try to do a big show in New York, we'll get to this in a second, because they teased it and did nothing with it over the course of the second time. Right. This is the second time in a year that they've done this, but whatever. We'll talk about it more. Yeah. um But I think the answer is that it's blood sport. Right. That if they're trying to do a big New York show, the most real they can be is to do blood sport at the Hammers sign or something like that. And I also feel like the w WWE thing, because they were WWE people at the previous Bloodsport in Philadelphia WrestleMania weekend, too. So I'm wondering, and we don't see these people working other GCW shows. So I i don't think it's just like, hey, they like to do Bloodsport and like they really push forward. I think it's also something about, oh, it's not really what we do here at WWE. So like, we'll let them do this show because it's more of like,
00:26:31
Speaker
uh, like, uh, worked m MMA and not really worked wrestling. So I, I think that that's also like an actual thing. And is it just like the name of Josh Barnett carries more weight? Maybe. i don't think So I doubt it a little bit. It helps, it's not a legitimate athlete.
00:26:58
Speaker
I don't know. OK, as far as the boys are damn good, by the way, we'll get to that those. Man, so did either had either of you I think Chris, you and I talked about this that we weren't really familiar with them. But before you went, had you watched any footage of these guys or did you just go in and kind of that was your intro to these guys? So when I first saw the thing, it was like I heard these things of like WWE guys and Creed. So I was like, oh, is this like
00:27:29
Speaker
Apollo, not Apollo Creed, ah cop is this consequences Creed and something like that of like, oh, this is like, you know, Xavier Woods and somebody else. And then it literally like a couple of days before the show or like a week before the show, Chris is like, oh, no, these are just different NXT guys called the Creed brothers that have nothing to do with x Xavier Woods. And I'm like, OK, that's all I knew. Facts have clearly not looked at the Instagram much and seen the pictures of the dudes. No, not at all. Yeah. I mean, Twitter doesn't exist anymore. So I don't, I don't have my main source of GCW promotion. And in also in my defense, if I check the GCW Instagram within the last two weeks, there's nothing I would have seen about this show. I would have seen something about a show that tickets just went on sale. That's two months from now. Yeah.
00:28:23
Speaker
um Yeah, I thought because those guys gave me very strong young Steiner vibes. They're real brothers. They're actual, you know, amateur wrestlers. And they just beat the fuck out of people and did not seem like they gave a shit. And it was entertaining. I mean, that's kind of the best blood sport, though, right? Like, that's that's how what you want in blood sport. I was just really surprised by the um the older one wrestled first. And he just he looks a lot like Frankie Kazarian, like a lot. So I wasn't prepared for him to start just throwing down hard belly to back suplexes.
00:29:00
Speaker
out of nowhere. like so By the way, the TLDR for anyone just from an actual quality of the show perspective, the first half of the show, amazing, possibly the best like stretch of contiguous blood sport matches they've ever done on any of these cards. Back nine, not as strong. Still solid, but just didn't live up to how good like the first like i don't know five, six matches were.
00:29:31
Speaker
including both Reed brothers. Yeah. The show didn't have a main event that peaked it in the way that some of the past blood sports have had. Even though it was a really good card. Yeah. I was going to say looking at the card though, All of the shows have kind of had like what felt like a big money match, like whether it's Jon Moxley versus Barnett, Suzuki versus Barnett, those feel big. That feels like that feels like a pay-per-view.
00:30:04
Speaker
and this didn't, I don't want to say it felt like a B show, but it just didn't feel like it had like a big bang to set for the, end I think it had like four a minus met, you know, matches. It's like, again, in a world where blood sport is just once a month, then sure. I think it had that it had a lot of like a minus matches, but yeah, not quite the a plus plus matches of of previous blood sport cards. I think the i mean they think the match of the night. was Speedball Bailey against Akira who just beat the shoot out of each other. The kicks they threw at each other, like you can't, you can't blade in New York, but they got some hard way blood. Yeah. And, and like that finish again, was like a gamble that finish like, cause they could have fucked that up easily.
00:30:57
Speaker
But like, it was perfect. And I gotta say, you guys know my feelings on Speedball Mike Bailey. This is this is good Speedball Mike Bailey. this is i can I like this Speedball that is not rest doing normal wrestling. This is where it's like, oh, he he looks like a 32-year-old virgin who likes karate, kind of translates to blood sport in a way that he never connects with me as a pro wrestling personality. it This match really worked in a way that some of these other Bloodsport matches, I mean, you know who the heel is, you know who the babyface is, but it doesn't necessarily have that element within the match itself. It's like an MMA match. Akira played heel hard in this by doing shit that, especially, I don't know if you got this being there,
00:31:48
Speaker
but on commentary, they really worked it into you that he's doing things that are out of the normal for blood sport and this is kind of frowned upon. like doing shit outside of the ring, ah doing the move where he's like got him in the arm bar hanging off of the ring, just doing things that it's almost like ah it goes against the code of honor is kind of the vibe they they talked about on commentary. So that and made it even a little more fun that Akira was playing a little dirty. Yeah. And then Bailey kicks him in the face and he does get the handshake, but also a middle finger.
00:32:26
Speaker
That kick to the chin looked, there was a a kick to the gut earlier in it and a kick to the chin that just. Like I saw multiple people in the audience, like a couple of minutes later going on fight TV on their phone to watch the end of that match again. like multiple people in the crowd were doing that. And I was watching over their shoulders as they did as the guy did it 100 percent because I was like, did that look as good on TV as it looked here because it looked perfect here. And then like also was was it totally real? And that wasn't supposed to be the finish. like He actually knocked him out and like the mattress was to go five more minutes. Like both of those things, it was just just spectacular.
00:33:14
Speaker
I really like that with Bloodsport where a lot of the finishes do seem plausible in that like, oh fuck, that was a knockout. That was a surprise you can't do early. When it's done well and that's the and that's the problem too is right is that it's really easy to not make it look good. And they're like, oh, the ref is calling the stoppage here. why Why is this where the ref's stopping it and not before? or What? So it's, you got to thread the needle. And then the other thing too is, you know, if we're going to talk about that, that like over-delivered, we got to talk to one match that was probably the match we talked, Chris and I talked about the most ahead of time. And it was probably the worst match of the night or, or certainly in the conversation. And it was two guys that like, I remember like.
00:34:03
Speaker
I would love to see these guys wrestle, but like blood sport seems like a weird choice. And that's homicide and Santana, where it just was like these guys should have just had a fucking wrestling match, not blood sports, blood sport, because fuck I don't know that this one. I don't know if they knew what they were doing. um Definitely homicides. I don't know whether he's just uncomfortable with blood sport or the years are finally there. He did not look good. And Santana. Like again, he was just doing like normal wrestling match stuff. And also it was kind of sad that he was like trying to become like the, like, you know, in the beginning of blood sport, everybody comes out and they do like, they, they line up. He like, and then everybody leaves, like he stayed out and was like working the crowd. And then he's like came through the crowd in his entrance. Like he was really like, Hey, you guys get to see me in this small venue. This was really special for you.
00:34:58
Speaker
But it was like so transparent that like he needed this. He needed this crowd to love him. And I think they would have more. like I'm excited to see him work a normal GCW match. But yeah, he's he's got to study some Barnett types if he's going to do another blood sport. Yeah, his indie tour has felt a little sad. And there are people cheering him. I don't want to be like a But he's, I mean, you're cheering him because he used to be on TV, right? Like, he is just a bigger star than most of the people on the card. um He is, but like, the wwe WWE people weren't doing that, you know? And and at least one of those WWE people is a way bigger star than he is.
00:35:46
Speaker
Well, that's the same with when Moxley did those shows. Right. Mox is just out in the middle of those guys like he's just another guy on the show. Right. That's what everyone does. That's Josh Barnett does that. And it's literally his fucking name in the show.
00:36:05
Speaker
ah It's literally his show. And he's like, I'll work third from the end and just be honored to be here. Yeah. ah Well, it sounds like maybe his code that he was using for better help ran out and he had to stop doing it. And this was his therapy for the night. So like just let the guy have the thing. Yeah. We should get a look at our code. We should get a predetermined promo code. We could float him. So really who i that I did miss that match. ah Who won homicide homicide. and And it was worse than the Thatcher match.
00:36:43
Speaker
I was going to say I actually think it was better than the Thatcher match. But I think, yeah, OK, maybe it was better than the Thatcher match. I think it was also because it was the first bad match. It's like everything up to then was great, like not even good. Fucking great. And then that was the first one that was like a dud and the fact that it was like. these are guys I'd like to see fight each other. Like it was, it was definitely something I had a lot. And like a lot, there was like a fight forever. Can't, there was people behind us being like, Oh my God, I can't, this is so fucking good. And me and Chris went to the new show. They were like, what? It's, it's what? Yeah. We might have watched everybody in the room on that one too.
00:37:27
Speaker
But again, I think a lot of them were like, there's this guy that used to be on AEW pretty recently that's now doing this. I mean, I love both of those guys. I mean, i especially Homicide. Again, to your point, it would have been a great match. That's true. I do want to be clear about that. Even though he worked the audience way more, the NXT people all got bigger problems. And of course, you know. And I was making fun of that until I actually saw the green. like oh What's this with this DCW crowd just cheering for these NXT dudes? Oh, no. OK, I get it. That's fine. Yeah. Well, now they are main roster from what because Heater was texting me about. groups I just asked. I don't know if you saw those those texts that I sent. Did you happen to look at that? The one of their finisher, I guess when they got called up. I wanted that to be more dangerous.
00:38:20
Speaker
I mean, because they both actually finished their bloodsport matches the same way. And if that was a great fucking finish in a wrestling match where it's like a kneeling lariat kind of thing, it was awesome. And then the move that um so you did watch the move facts. I did not. Heederson. OK, so Chris, can you help me describe what happens in that move? It's. Well, they've got the one guy's got as the guy and it's told up on his shoulder. It's been the big jazz on his shoulders. This is on the shoulders. And the big guy does like, kind of like a cannon ball thing into the guy on top. And they take some flat back. That's what I thought was like in relative terms.
00:39:04
Speaker
because the Steiners would do the bulldog thing. And also there was a time where Rick would put a guy in his shoulders and Scotty would just do a top rope DDT on a dude. They didn't do this on like top guys. This was like, you're a jobber. Congratulations. You get to see if you have a net tomorrow. i And so I was, I was a little, I was a little underwhelmed only because my standard for recklessness was so high. It was pretty great though. Well, and to be clear, when you said that they're they're getting promoted to the main roster, do you mean like Raw and Smackdown or they're on raw the Atlanta Board of Education?
00:39:45
Speaker
And heart hearties, is that what it is? Shoney, shoney, shoney heater did preface that clip by saying this is the cleanest this moves ever looked on television. So apparently it's a little sloppier and a little more reckless because, I mean, he did just throw his body as a human cannonball. Like it's not like, it's not a super cool landing for him. That's an awkward way to throw your body. So going back to the Olympics conversation, if they do a tag team division, I'm already saying it right now, let's put these two against top flight and just tell Dante Martin and Darius Martin, this, you are going to die.
00:40:28
Speaker
You will literally not survive. However, you will be post posthumously awarded the gold medal and be christened American heroes. Yeah, it was one of those shows though. i First of all, I love that Bloodsport only runs like two and a half hours. Especially in a building that hot, because I've been, I always compare the roulette intermedium to the Elks Lodge where I saw so many shows in my early twenties and late teens. It just, it has that same feel. That's the same vibe for wrestling. But I saw some shows, the Elks Lodge, where it was the same temperature and they went like four hours. And that was punishing. And this was a tight two and a half.
00:41:11
Speaker
Well, and once once and once it gets like match six and match seven, I'm picking my head. On one hand, I hope there's an intermission so I can go outside and cool down. On the other hand, I hope there's not an intermission because I want it over. And if I go outside and cool down, there's a decent chance I don't come back. And like I want to see the end of this show, but like, you know, it's already going to be, I'm getting home late on a Sunday night covered in sweat. yeah If I were that hot and watching that Thatcher match, I think I would have been actively angry. I watched it in air conditioning on my couch and it just, it felt like it never ended and it was hilarious looking at the crowd. I don't know if you watched Trump at the RNC, but he fell asleep a couple of times. That looked like the whole front row.
00:42:03
Speaker
Like everything. Yeah, no, and very much that was the vibe there, right? and And it honestly, I really think it was like, it started with like everything was just rising action. Everything, I'm not gonna say every match was better than the one before it, but they were all really good. And then all of a sudden they started not being so good. And they culminated it in that. And there was definitely the vibe in the room, was even though it was a pretty reasonably like show, it's like, it's uncomfortable. The matches aren't as good anymore. We kind of just want Shayna Baszler to come out. Like, can they just wrap this up? You know, like this match isn't very good. Just wrap it up so we get Shayna Baszler. Has ZSJ been on one of these shows yet?
00:42:46
Speaker
He is not. Oh, he hasn't. I thought he did. Oh, yes. A ZSJ versus a Barnett. Like having that kind of pairing, that's kind of cool. I don't know that to me, that's a main event that could happen if they're going to do more of these and he's going to be around.
00:43:09
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of guys I think could be really like, again, when I heard about like, Hey, work shoot fights or like a thing in Japan, like pride and stuff like that back in the day. I'm like, that just seems like a really cool idea. And like, we've never really seen it executed well in the United States until now. And like, I think there's a real place for it. And I think there's a lot of people that could be way better at this than they are at traditional pro wrestling. Yeah. The name we were talking about, just in terms of like, who's sitting out there that is a theoretical person, um, probably out of brexery, but theoretical and maybe would do it for fun would be Rousey. Yeah. Rousey against Shayna Baszler and in the Hammerstein ballroom.
00:43:58
Speaker
I mean, Oh, fuck and was or rules at a GCW show, maybe like there is ah a way to combine those. Like you could do a full GCW show, but have a Josh Barnett blood sport match. Yeah. I mean, I still think the answer is a blood sport. If you, if you're like, if you told me we're doing blood sport at the Hammerstein, I'm in. or announce Moxley Rousey, like really hit the names of like. And if they could do like Hammerstein, like even if if if WWE is like, OK, Shayna Baszler stop fighting Ronda fucking Rousey on your dirt show, just get like there's I'm sure there's tons of MMA fighters with a history with Ronda Rousey. They would be happy to do a work fight because it's not like you need to be.
00:44:46
Speaker
like trained as a pro wrestler, like it's a different skill set, which obviously pro wrestlers often have. But like, like Josh Barnett, like, do you really know him for wrestling? No. Right. Like, yeah i I think they should probably bring more shoot fighters and like, you know, older ones get cyborg. Is she still active cyborg against Rousey in a work to shoot fight? I think that would sell some tickets. I will say this does bring up the, um, the elephant in the GCW room. They showed so many videos. every In between every match. In between matches. Yeah. so many So many times that there was at least five videos that referenced the Hammerstein show. And at the end of every one. Sorry. Yeah, did they show that on the TV, on fight? Did they show all the Hammerstein videos?
00:45:37
Speaker
I definitely saw a ton of clips of Hammerstein. Yes, between every single match. Between every match, I felt like I watched that gender Mahal showing up and beating up Effie. Did you guys see that a dozen times there? Yes, it was that. no not We didn't see that a dozen times. He's at least three though, I think. Yeah, like three, four times throughout the show. like okay It felt like between every match I was seeing Hammerstein, but just like clips of them talking that felt like they were about to announce something and didn't. And that's the thing. One of the times, literally one of the times they do that, it goes to black. And then the next thing on the screen is just promoting the next fucking show, which is in Detroit. And half the crowd just went,
00:46:22
Speaker
Cause they, and then like they quickly silence when they're like, Oh wait, that's like next week and it's in Detroit.
GCW and Hammerstein Speculation
00:46:27
Speaker
yeah What the fuck GCW. Not a hammer thing. Well, and, and, and again, Brett already did this once where he came out right after they did Hammerstein. I think it was the next show after Hammerstein, maybe it was two after. And then he came out and he's like, who did you people all love that show in Hammerstein? And we're like, yeah. And he's like, we should do that again. Right? And people like, yeah. And he's like, yeah, hopefully we will. And then that ended the show and there was, and then he did it again, where it just, the cock teasing hammers. And he'd be like, it felt like the old Chris Farley show, like, Hey, Hey, remember, remember when we did Hammerstein? Yeah, that was, that was, that was pretty cool, right? Cool.
00:47:09
Speaker
We were cool. The part about the Hammerstein videos that I love is that retroactively, the Jeff Jarrett thing seems much cooler. and Well, and and then the I think it was the first one, because again, all of the videos they showed during the show, they also showed us in the room before the show. So I think that on the televised one, I think it was in the first set of videos. They had one just Jimmy Boyd eating wings like everybody else is like triumphantly entering the ring or raising their hands up at the end of the show or like in a match. And then just Jimmy Boyd back to the ring eating chicken wings. I loved it.
00:47:47
Speaker
They captured it perfectly. Yeah.
00:47:53
Speaker
I mean, at this point, I don't know if they could feasibly run Hammerstein. I mean, ah again, this room wasn't full. I think of was it was. I mean, there were many people that bought seats that didn't come because like actually yeah there were many empty the entire show. it was there were a bunch of reserve seats but yeah Yeah, the the standing room was pretty, but like it, again, when they did Hammerstein, it also sold out like right away, right? Like pretty much yeah they don't have that steam right now. And that's the other reason why I think it would need to be a blood sport too is because that, again, it just, it seems like it's the biggest draw.
00:48:40
Speaker
In like, cause also like theoretically now they're basically booked all their dates through like. What like November, maybe end of the year, give or take in November. let's be selling the screen Let's say like, yeah, December, January is the earliest conceivably that they would do a hammer side show. What if it's not blood sport, what match could they even build that would actually sell tickets? Well, they just announced for this weekend, Nick Gage versus Matt Hardy.
00:49:16
Speaker
Yeah. Given that one. Okay. That's the thing. Given that, that, uh, well, I, what are we really building to? I mean, maybe that is the whole thing. They show us the Hammerstein video. They show me Effie versus gender Mahal eight times. This is all leading up to Effie versus gender Mahal at Hammerstein. The match you've always wanted. Truly. I'll tell you the thing. but it's word being it I'm going to combine the two. I want a blood sport, but I want one really traditional wrestling angle payoff on it. So at blood sport, we get a big blow off where Broski Jimmy gets his Virgil moment on Matt Cardona and he wears the red and white striped shorts. Does the whole thing. I like it.
00:50:11
Speaker
I do want Jimmy in Bloodsport, obviously. I do realize that we did just fantasy book a pregnant woman into Bloodsport though, and I don't know how well Rousey is gonna do it. So you got a ways to wait there. I assume this is after she's pregnant in that scenario. Right. Because again, I don't see them, I think. We'll find out in the next year what the new normal is for blood sports. But like I honestly would not be surprised if it just like becomes like like s the SVU of GCW where it just becomes bigger than the original where it's just like blood sport is its own thing with its own fans. That's bigger than GCW and maybe they do it more frequently and it has its own like
00:50:59
Speaker
non-pro-wrestling continuity. Like, I think that's- And Dick Wolf's a great wrestler name. Dick Wolf is a great name for anything, quite frankly. That actually ends up becoming, um fuck, why can't I think of his name again?
00:51:18
Speaker
Fucking owner of GCW. Brett Lauderdale. Oh, Brett bret Lauderdale. Damn. Yeah, it's just, he's actually gonna make ah Dick Wolf, Lauderdale's gonna make Dick Wolf his born guy. Well, Dick, Dick Wolf is what Jimmy Lloyd calls it when he takes a bunch of blue Jew and ketamine at the same time. While wearing ah an NWO red wolf pack. Yeah. He snorts one line of each in each nostril. And then he sees the wolf packs on. Don't turn your back on the wolf pack. Why not?
00:52:01
Speaker
You might end up in a body bag as a thongist. Should we order a pack of blue chews and give them out complimentary to everyone in the suite at all out? Including to take one when you come in. yeah We should make like a drinking game out of it, but instead of drinking a shot or a beer, you just have to take another blue chew. You treat it like you've roofied everyone in the room, but really you just gave 14 people boners.
00:52:36
Speaker
Then we definitely need to get the bang bang gang robes. he
00:52:45
Speaker
ah We get a visit from the bang bang gang. I mean, I think at that point, if you buy enough Bluetooth, they connect and it it becomes, it becomes a wrestling Conrad Thompson disappears with some wrestlers and at the fleet.
00:53:03
Speaker
Oh, man. Is there anything else from the ah the blood sport show that we we didn't cover? I'm curious about something back. Did you end up getting food for the way home? Did I? No, no, we had some spectacular tacos ahead of time. I did think about it. I did strongly think about it. But um by the time the show was over and I was in that beautiful, cool summer breeze, and of Brooklyn in the evening, obviously I was just like, I wanna get the fuck home. So I did not go back to the taco place for takeout tacos. Tom and I walked to the train and we made a new friend. He was like, you guys sound like you may have a podcast. I guess it's our voices. So if you're listening, sir, person who I showed our podcast to outside the Barkley Center train station, welcome. Good to see you. You know what? I think this was a better one to introduce someone on.
00:54:03
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I think we, uh, you know, we did, we did a good job on this one. You flew all the way here for it. Yeah. It looks like you're, you're, I see you're, you're getting to near your house. So we probably got to start winding this down. I did just want to comment, you know, you mentioned the suite for Chicago. We now know the world title match for Wembley. We now know the world title match for Grand Slam. We know nothing about the alleged biggest AEW show of the year in Chicago that used to be the biggest of the year before Wiggly. I have a feeling we're getting fucked on this one again. Well, that's what they thought last year, though, right? And you guys had and it and it was right there. We didn't go last year. Last year. Last year was Derek had a good time. Was Darby and Christian, right? Was that the main event?
00:54:59
Speaker
No, that was the wrestle dream. Last year's main event was Mocks on Orange. Yeah, which is a fine, fine, good match. But like, you know, they like it because that was always the pecking order of AWS shows is they're all equal, all the paper views, but all in, we're going to do something special for because it's like our anniversary show. And it just feels like this is the second year in a row that it's going to be like, we'll give you some good matches. But. It's there's nothing with story. I mean, don it feels like there has to be a set up, though, where they'll at least be a match there where it's like one of these two guys get the main event all out like winner of this. I mean, then who knows? Maybe it ends up being like the Osprey MJF match and winner of the title shot or could be hangman Jared.
00:55:53
Speaker
which they kind of set up. And like, I think that's probably a dynamite match, but like, maybe that's a wimbly match in the winter gets your car. Cause I do think like the biggest storyline on AWTV right now is hangman swerve. And now we have two title matches and hangman's on neither one. So it does seem like whether it's for the title or not, maybe they do a blow off of that there.
00:56:25
Speaker
And that's also a good one because you can advertise that as the main event as like some like final final deletion, whatever bullshit, no rules match, even though they've already had two of them. And it doesn't give away who's walking out of Wembley as champion, because we're into that match, whether square, whether it's for the belt or not. Yeah. You know that that is one and that's and that's a PPV main event, whether it's for the belt or not. Yeah.
00:56:58
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, it's hard to speculate anything else. I hope that we get some of the guys that are on all in because they've got a lot of the good guys. But I mean, who fucking knows how far out's Kenny? Can Kenny not be ready for all in, but be ready for all out? Do I get a little can I get a little peak ski at the. ah Maybe they're going to debut Beastman. That'd be great. It's going to happen soon. Well, and again, there is two weeks right last time, it was one week. And there were still some guys that worked both shows. so It is two full weeks. Like England's not that far away, right? Like but fucking Okada is flying way farther every week. Osprey's doing that flight every week. Like I think most of the guys should be able to work both shows. Or at least enough of them.
00:57:54
Speaker
We might get something fun too out of the whatever happens with the results of the Mariah May Tony Storm match and there's enough time for somebody to be pretty shitty in between. um i don' It's going to be fun. I'm going to be hanging with my friends. I hope it isn't a ah B show, but I do think you're right. They have kind of demoted the biggest show of the year because of. really just proximity to this one. It doesn't have to be that close. Well, and they had a year this time, right? Like last time, I don't know what the deal was. Maybe it came together and like they were like, this is the one week you can run wimbly. And yeah, but this time, like they had a full year to schedule these things. You already moved it off Labor Day weekend. So.
00:58:39
Speaker
Why not move it a couple of weeks later if you need time to build it? It's just perplexing. Obviously, we're going to have a good time. Obviously, we're going to take a lot of blue chew. We're going to do a lot of penis cocaine. um But we're going to eat feet and feet of subway in Derek's apartment. That's that that is true. Many eat of subway. By the way, any development on that? Has anybody tried those new rollers that we discussed two weeks ago? Yeah. Oh yeah, I tried them all. Which one, which one you want to know about? Well, which one's the best one? Which ones were, were any of the things that you would be like, you know, that was, well, I guess the first question is, but because they're three bucks each.
Culinary Reviews: Subway vs. 7-Eleven
00:59:24
Speaker
Is that right? yeah Like my first question is, is it worth three bucks?
00:59:28
Speaker
And then, I mean, it's them doing their version of a 7-Eleven roller food, but it's a foot of it. It's a foot of it. 7-Eleven and giving you a foot of food. Like if you if you ate one for lunch, like, would you eat like two? Whereas like one, like, that's that's a pretty solid. OK, I would would I would get two, but that's still in 2024, a six dollar lunch. Great deal. Pretty fucking solid. Yeah. well I mean, there's no sides there. They do give you, I mean, but Chipotle, you're paying like 10 bucks for one burrito. Yeah. That's a lot more. But is it more than three? You get three different flavors. All three. And only one of them is just teas and bread. Or get two and a foot long cookie.
01:00:18
Speaker
Mm hmm. Just think of how many feet of food you've got to stop thinking about a money here. You've got to start thinking in feet. How many feet of food did I eat for lunch? That's what's important to me as a consumer. I guess like if you go to the old fruit by the foot, I mean, I was in like grade school and I could have probably eaten 20 or 30 feet of that. Yeah. we're Sitting easily. So what's the best one, Garrett? I will say the one that I have gotten them twice. And I did um i did get the pepperoni one twice. Like at both times I went. I did try, with each one, with each trip I tried the other one I hadn't gotten. Pepperoni, the cheese one, what's the third one? Is it like beef? Chicken. and Chicken. Chicken. How's the chicken one?
01:01:10
Speaker
fine I mean, you've had like the the chicken bacon ranch. yeah It's just like a tortilla with cheese and that chicken inside of it. I mean, it's not, I'm not telling you this is the best food I've ever had. It's like kind of a dry tortilla, but there's cheese and there's chicken in it and they've heated it up for you. It's ah is not unlike something you would make drunk for yourself at three in the morning as you're looking to see what's left in the fridge. sounds like something but But there's a foot of it. One its a foot and they they cut it in half, though. So they do package it. So you're getting to six inches side by side in a bag. Well, you know, like hot dogs, right? Like you do a ball game. You can get a foot long hot dog. You go to the grocery store. They list them in weight in ounces or fractions of a pound dude like a quarter pound hamburger. We don't a quarter pound hamburger.
01:02:00
Speaker
Why don't you advertise your hot dogs by the foot? They don't all need to be foot long. Just tell me it's like three quarters of a foot. but Give it to me in inches. That's the only reason I'm hesitant to like switch to the metric system is I won't understand how many feet of food I'm eating. Yeah. What would Subway do? Be like, Oh, this is like oh a little less than a third of a meter of cookie you get. um ah a meter A meter of thumb and a meter of cookie just doesn't have the same effect. Yeah, would it just be like you'd have to buy a meter, though? Like, be like, oh, I'm just here by myself. I just want like one cookie like, oh, okay, we'll get you a meter of cookie. That'll be $15. No, no, no, like a meter. That sounds like too much cookie.
01:02:49
Speaker
for me is just a dessert. I'm getting a sandwich too. Yes, sir. I'm sorry. We sell them by the meter. It's not our fault. The US government switched to the metric system. So legally, we have to actually sell all of our feet by the meter because of years of advertising based on the foot. It's a whole thing. Yeah. It's one of the thing. you I think that the real problem is, so this is how we end up with the metric system. The rules for Olympic professional wrestling come down to a European country and the United States. And they do have to compete against each other. So, Danielson loses to... I don't know. Zach Sabre and Will Ospreay.
01:03:38
Speaker
Yeah, he like he loses to them. maybe Yeah, maybe it maybe it becomes a triple threat match, but they lose and there are pro wrestling stipulations that have real world consequences. And we have to convert to the metric system because of it. Yeah, but then the metric system wouldn't be special because I do like like that. I don't know if you ever guys ever have that. Like every once in a blue moon, I'll go to the doctor and they'll weigh me in the old school like. chi And then they'll be like, whatever kilograms, and it always makes me feel great. I'm like, Oh man, I am late. I am svelte. And then I quickly do the math in my head and I cry a little bit, but for that like minute, half a minute, I feel really good about myself.
01:04:24
Speaker
still weigh me in kilograms, but measure my food and feet. I think that we can find a happy medium between what makes me happy with my food and what makes me happy with the scale. And yeah, miles per hour, fuck kilometers per hour. That's just not happening. Feet and miles for distance, including food distance, but we could do kilograms. I could do what's, how do they measure liquids? What's that? ah gallon No, that's, that's American. That's us. It's leaders, isn't it? Isn't it leaders? Yeah. We already know, we already know what a leader soda looks like. Yeah. So we're already halfway there. So just use all things food and drink FDA. Listen, you only have so much time before Trump completely eradicates you. Yeah. Switch all food strictly to metric and not grams. Fuck grams. Nobody cares about weight.
01:05:24
Speaker
We only care about volume and length. I need a liter of liquid cheese on my meter of taste of the Arola. You ever try to buy potato chips on online groceries? It's fucking impossible. Oh, honey, the eight ounce bag is $4 and the 12 ounce bag is a better deal. How much is 12 ounce? What's a normal bag? I have no fucking idea. I don't know which of those is the normal size. I don't think one's a little smaller. That's how I end up with a pound of gummy bears in the pandemic. Yeah. I remember that. So many gummy bears. But if you say how many feet of Doritos come in a bag when you line them all up, I know that. That looks like. Exactly. I can imagine it. I can imagine it. I had sushi for dinner tonight, me and my wife. I was just thinking the whole time, I was like, I bet we ate about three feet.
01:06:20
Speaker
We probably had about three feet between the two of us,
Food Measurement Humor
01:06:23
Speaker
three feet of sushi. If it was all like laid out and uncut and just one next to maybe a little less.
01:06:31
Speaker
And again, I've talked about hot dogs. I hit the barbecue. I was very aware. I know the the width of my grill. You tell me how many feet of dogs I'm getting. I know how many feet of grill I got.
01:06:43
Speaker
The weight doesn't matter. You double the weight with the same thing. Look at 7-Eleven. They got the quarter pound big bites, the normal big bites, same amount of grill space. I am way more passionate about this than I expected to be. You're sweating. You look like you're back at the Bloodsport show. Yeah, I'm having a flashback. All right, we're goingnna land ah we're we're going to land this helicopter at a subway. and
01:07:12
Speaker
Get a couple of feet. sure Yeah. Jimmy Lloyd, Jimmy Lloyd never left the building and we were running out of gas. All right. We're landing the helicopter. We're getting. I don't know man, that's such a fun way to end this show. i I will never not also be passionate about eating my food
Show Summary and Farewell
01:07:35
Speaker
by the foot. I mean, Chris knows this, Fax knows this, now you all know this. And now this is definitely the best episode for beginners to the show. We should, yeah is there a way to like star this?
01:07:46
Speaker
so that like just this is the featured episode now for new listeners. Hey, new listeners, we won't tread on you. We're not the kind of guys that would tread on you. We're the kind of guys that are gonna give you a foot of sandwich, give you a foot of cookie, give you a foot of laughs. And you know what, Jimmy Lloyd? I have tread on you a bit. Next time you see me, let's go it to Subway. I'll buy you two feet. I'll buy you a meter. of whatever you whatever you want. But will you give him a foot of cigarettes? That's what he really. I can imagine that if a carton was just, you know, three meters of cigarettes, 10 feet of cigarettes. I can imagine that. How many cigarettes would be a foot? That's just lining them up. Like just. I would say cigarette men like.
01:08:41
Speaker
Yeah, cigarettes are probably like two and a half inches maybe. I'll tell you this, Jimmy Lloyd knows what a foot of cocaine looks like. Oh yeah. It's a tasty meatball. ah All right guys, let's get the fuck out of here. We can't we can't keep treading on Jimmy Lloyd. Beastman, we will never tread on you. Maybe it seems like we're treading, we're not treading. We've never tread. Never gonna tread.
01:09:05
Speaker
All right, everybody. Thanks for listening. ah Give us a follow at pre-determined podcast. Do you guys want to plug your your Instagrams? or your twitter doesn't Twitter doesn't exist anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I've got a podcast called erotic thriller club. And since it's the Olympics, I had to do a sports themed episode this week. So tune in next Wednesday for swim fan. As we ah we dive into the 2000s and talk about that, that PG 13 little sex nugget. It's fun. People are listening. I don't know why. It's great. Enjoy. Chris, do you want it you want them to tune into Sullivan Street?
01:09:42
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that You should, if you like Counting Crows, you should tune into Sullivan Street. We dropped another episode with Adam Durex's podcast partner, James, last week. It's great. If you like Counting Crows. The audio quality we're currently experiencing is that is not present on that podcast. No, I record that. Yeah, I don't, I don't record that in the helicopter.
01:10:09
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um No, I haven't started the Warhammer and wrestling podcast yet. However, um, we did discuss it and, uh, I, I just need to land Shayna Baszler to do it with me. I'll just invite her as, as a guest for my first episode, but I'm pretty sure she'll be super into it and just become my co-host. So, uh, I I'm going to work through a couple of channels on, on getting Shayna Baszler's people.
01:10:34
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All right, well, until that's there, ah as always, please go so ah support Brett Lauderdale's Salad by the Foot company and... Born by the Foot? God damn it. All right, everybody. Thanks for listening. We'll be back next week. Hit our goddamn music.