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Speaker: Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
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Speaker: shit. Anyways. What's going on, fuckers? Happy Saturday. Look, man. Okay, I am a little glitchy. I think that's on my end.
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Speaker: That's better. Anywhoies. What's going on, y'all? Happy Saturday.
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Speaker: But what up, Cheddar's box? jerseys in Jersey's got her notifications on. You know how know Jersey has her notifications on? Because I wasn't even done making the studio and creating and doing everything for the show tonight, and she was already in the chatter's box.
Speaker: I was still working on it. She was first. which What's that? At 4 o'clock. I'm not mad at it. um I love it. Jasper was in there with her. He wasn't too far behind her. Shout out to Jasper.
Speaker: Way late. Yeah, way late at 4 o'clock. I was way late. What's going on, Chaka? What's going on, Wale?
Speaker: Please make sure you like, share, and subscribe. Speaking of Jersey, if anyone liked and and would like share some support, you can definitely cash app. Yes, absolutely. I won't ask for it.
Speaker: Donations are always appreciated. Cool thumbnail. You like that? I got a couple of them. I got a couple of them for tonight's show. I might save the other one for something else. um I'm getting... Man, me and chat GPT are becoming best fucking friends.
Speaker: I got all kinds of shit. And, excuse me. So, yeah, I'm having fun playing with the playing on chat GPT and learning my way around it. And I'm not going to lie.
Speaker: I may go ahead and start paying for it. Because I use it for the network. So might as well start paying for it. You what mean? So... i Have all right. What's going on Chris technician. What's up, buddy?
Speaker: Always get them notifications. Well, I'm Andy Look it through the chatter's box. You ain't first you last Never late Wally. It's my show. It's my network. I do whatever I want whenever I want and I make the rules No,
Speaker: you're she last got that right
Speaker: I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew. I'll beat y'all ass, Chip. but but Anyways. ah Man.
Speaker: Great week of shows so far. wally Wally kicked off the week with with Speedway Stories with Zach Hensel on there.
Speaker: It looked like they had a great time. And I believe that was his wife, correct, Wally? I was kind of in and out and haven't got to sit and watch it all.
Speaker: Later loser i Don't need you fuckers no I'll get it out there James calm down buddy. Yeah, you're beaver ah Like a spider monkey ah Yeah, that that was cool I got to pop in and out and and and listen to that for a few minutes Tuesday night. We kept it rocking and rolling and with Glick's House of Music.
Speaker: I had very good friends of of mine and of the network, the Southern Outlaws on with us. Shout out to the Chatters Box. You guys were fucking awesome Tuesday night. And we had a first time ever exclusive for Glick's House of Music. And if you didn't see it, well, go watch the show.
Speaker: It's that easy or listen to Wednesday night, Stoddy and Brittany were doing their thing. They talk about stuff. And then last night was kind of crazy. Spur of the moment, on a whim, Kayla and I got together and and did a ah little movie night show, which has...
Speaker: apparently she's got the bug and uh that'll lead me into what i want to talk about moving after this and then of course tonight we're here and then tomorrow we'll be talking the game rick and i will be talking the game on unnecessary roughness because we're not allowed i guess legally we're not allowed to say super bowl oh said it no i don't know how all that works but yeah tomorrow's the super bowl so we'll be talking about that on uh on unnecessary roughness. So it's been ah it's been ah it's been a crazy week. And then I don't know what Wally's got going on this week, if he has any guests or anything. But Tuesday i will be hanging out with Jake Young again, which I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker: Nobody had Brad Arnold on their fucking bingo card, but I was watching his sorry ass and he just, I was going to do an emergency pick on him. Oh, well.
Speaker: RIP to Brad Arnold of Three Doors Down. Great band. Man, that sucks. He's been fighting cancer for a hot minute, and he just got, like, straight up stage four bang when they yeah he's been fighting it for a minute. So that sucks.
Speaker: I hope Three Doors Down just, like, doesn't do like a lot of these other bands have done in and try to replace the singer here in a year or two. Like, just just let it be. What's going on, Blue As Blue Is? How you doing?
Speaker: got More guests for Speedway in the further. Yeah, what?
Speaker: They were great. Yes, other not laws were awesome Kayla was fabulous says Mandy and the chat She is a natural says your girl Jersey She's been bitten she's been bitten by the bug what's going on Daniel what's going on buddy? How you doing?
Speaker: handing hand Handling something to the more once I'm free my squad and I will pull up to your stream add me on discord. Okay Well, the like will be in the chat squad goals squad squad Singer from twister says yeah, Dee Snider stepped down. I need to I need to Google ate that so Almost two years it sucks here in Mississippi right now.
Speaker: I know they've already said no more three doors down. Hell yeah, so After last night Kayla and I have been talking. And some of you know, well, you got nobody knows about this.
Speaker: um But Kayla and have been talking, and we are going to actually team up and do a show together. I don't know, maybe the frequency. We haven't quite figured all that out yet. Probably not a weekly thing, but maybe at maybe every other week.
Speaker: That will depend on. But we're going cover... I finally got a partner in crime that likes the... you know the the paranormal and the cryptids and true crime and like the all the weird shit that I like and I always want to talk about but nobody else wants to talk about with me so we're gonna do a show and each each time we do a show it'll be a different different subject different stories this that and the other thing but we'll need time to have properly research and do our homework so it won't be 100% scripted it won't be the bullshit boring ass scripted you'll still have that
Speaker: fly from the seat of my pants, but also have some research done. So.
Speaker: Beauty in the
Speaker: The dark and unknown with beauty in the Sasquatch or with beauty in Sasquatch. We, I started bouncing around some subtitle ideas. We've had one that we kind of like, but I don't think either one of us are 100% sold it yet.
Speaker: sold on it yet So that will be coming probably very soon. Probably. i would be willing to bet probably early March, probably early March will be the first one that we do.
Speaker: So be on the lookout for that. If you guys enjoyed Kayla last night, well, and it's crazy because she's never done this before. She's never done any live streaming or you're right. You've never done like Tik TOK lives or anything like that.
Speaker: And she was super nervous yesterday. um she She was kind of freaking out a little bit because she said I didn't give her any time to prepare and I said don't have to prepare You know this stuff just follow my lead. You'll be fine and she was great. She nailed it. She crushed it um And now now she's got big so now, you know, she'll be joining me and we'll be doing a show So be on the lookout for the the princess in the The Sasquatch mystery hate i hate I hate all of you.
Speaker: I'm going home. Screw this shit. Oh, wait, I am home. So with that being said, obviously, you guys know me. You know my brain is always going 100 miles an hour. You know I'm always thinking of something new, trying to do something different, trying to just, you know.
Speaker: I've also come up with I've kind of created my own multiverse or my own universe of shows that kind of all go together but are all separate um
Speaker: the first one being obviously you guys know glick's house of music still the same as it's always been a little a little tweaking on the uh on the uh on the ah On the logo.
Speaker: ah Because, you know, think of the MCU. Everything goes together and they all kind of share the same the same the the same world.
Speaker: So obviously Glick's House of Music is going to be around. I've also decided to dive into another world. And we're going to call it, I'm going to call it Glick's Drive-In.
Speaker: And I'm going to hang out. I'm going to start working on getting actors, directors, writers, whatever, anybody in the movie and television industry. And do like I do on Glick's House of Music.
Speaker: And last but not least, and these shows will be coming up very soon, as soon as I start lining up guests and getting things in order. The next thing is Glick's Comedy Lounge. Late Thanks. Loose Mikes.
Speaker: I'm going to sit down and hang out with comedians. Um,
Speaker: again, same concept of Glick's house of music, but it allows me to get into three different worlds of entertainment and get to know people and, and, and hopefully give you guys some great content.
Speaker: Cause I know how much you guys really like Glick's house of music and, you know, seeing some of the, some of the artists that you've never heard of. Um, Kayla and the bearded They're still But, you know, maybe introduce you guys to some movies you haven't heard of because I am a huge fan of the independent movie scene.
Speaker: I always have been. ah The BC movies, whatever you want to call them. You know, we've been fortunate enough here on this network to get to sit down with the likes of Jake Young and Roland Jouette and then get the guys from the Devil in the Day Long Brothers.
Speaker: and we gotta get I got to have you watch that movie. That's a great movie. um you know We had the director, the music composer, and one of the actors from that. So it's something that I've been wanting to do, and now I'm just pulling the trigger on it.
Speaker: um i want I want to have more shows and and and give you guys more content. And then, like I said at the same time, you never know. You might find out about a comedian that you didn't know about that you want to start following that you like. Or movies or television shows or whatever. so
Speaker: The Glick and Chick show. but So, yeah. So I'm excited to do that. And I do have my first guest lined up for the Comedy Lounge.
Speaker: ah So that'll be cool. He's a very good friend of mine. You guys may or may not have seen him on on here before. He pops up every once in a great while. Kevin Holley, him and I go way back.
Speaker: He's he's new to the stand-up world and He's starting to kill it and getting himself Incredibly busy, but when I brought this up to him he said that I you know I am number one priority You know he'll make it happen with that.
Speaker: So um I'm super excited. Hopefully again, maybe March we'll start getting those shows and kicked off and rolling. I just got to have time to um but to start booking guests and at the same time booking guests for my music show. So I don't know.
Speaker: Let me know what you guys think about that. if you i'm um I'm stoked for it. I'm excited for it. And I think it'll be a really good time. I think I've kind of found my niche, so to say, in the yeah quote unquote andvert interview world.
Speaker: So I don't know. We'll see what happens. Or I'll bomb terribly and I'll quietly in the shows and pretend like they never happened. I don't know. We'll see what happens.
Speaker: What's going on, Nils?
Speaker: Also, speaking of Kevin Hawley, I haven't forgotten the roast of Glick is happening here Facebook. Nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: And it looks like the date is set for the 28th, the end of this month. So I will be getting those of you who want to partake in it and be on the panel. Let me know outside of here. Hit me up on social media.
Speaker: Let me know so we can get a few people lined up in line and and set in stone. um That way you guys can be here at the beginning of the show. I'm only planning on maybe ah maybe two hours at the most to allow everybody to get through and say their jokes and do their things and all that. And then we'll roll into our normal Saturday night bullshit and fuckery.
Speaker: um So that's going to happen as of right now on February 28th. And I mentioned Kevin Hawley earlier because um I've talked to him and decided that Kevin is going to be the Roastmaster that night.
Speaker: Again, very good friend of mine. We've been friends for a very long time. He used to do podcasting. I was doing streaming. That's kind of how we met. And we've stayed friends. And his career went to the stand-up comedy world. And I shifted from live streaming into podcasting.
Speaker: And, you know, it took us a little minute to find our footing. But we're finally, ah I don't know. I don't want to say getting becoming successful and and in the avenues. But You know, I think we're having a good time and we're really enjoying what we're doing. And he's a very good friend of mine. So and he's a little weird guy. He's a little quirky, but he's definitely funny as fuck. And he's got some I'm sure he's going to burn my ass way more than that. He should. But that's what the roast is all about.
Speaker: So, yeah, exciting. It'll fall. into the Once Upon a Time files, right? No, I don't think so. I'm excited for it. i think I think I've built a reputation with my music show that people can look back and see that I'm not some jerk-off.
Speaker: you know I try to handle my interviews as professionally as possible. you know
Speaker: um So I think it'll be cool. i think it's going to be a lot of fun. The roast will be a lot of fun. Like I said, you know, nobody on the network has to feel the pressure of being a roast master.
Speaker: um They just have to feel the pressure of trying to roast me. but Well, let me erase that, trying to be funny and roast me at the same time.
Speaker: But, yeah, lots of lots of things going on, and, you know, i have been i have been taking full advantage of this great tool, ChatGPT, and my Gemini to... Sometimes I get all these great ideas, and can't like form the words. Words are hard on how I want to do it. So I use these tools, and then they kind of and we bounce off of each other.
Speaker: And ChatGPT... ah knows me pretty well at this point. It's weird to say that there's an AI robot thing out there on my phone that is starting to know me pretty well.
Speaker: But nonetheless, it is, and I'm not mad at it. So, anywhoies. Oh, Saturday night shenanigans and fuckery and bullshit. I'm trying to... There we go.
Speaker: Trying to make things work.
Speaker: There we go.
Speaker: Yeah, no, maybe so. Anyways. Yeah, let me know what you guys think on the new shows. um
Speaker: What is that? That is old. There we go.
Speaker: If you know anybody in any of these in in any of these worlds, music, comedy, movies, television, whatever, let me know. If you like them, feel free to send them my way. I'll check them out, reach out to them, and maybe have them on the show if they're down for it, if they're willing to do it.
Speaker: um Kevin obviously has some pretty good connections, and he's like, dude, um already on it. yeah So it should make very interesting rough and ruffle ruffle.
Speaker: I mean, sometimes you got to crack some eggs to make some omelets. I'm just saying. Wally knows what's up. and So, unfortunately or fortunately for you guys, however you look at it, you're probably going to be seeing a lot more me on here.
Speaker: But that's a good thing. That's a real good thing. So with that being said tired of talking to myself
Speaker: I Got all my business out there Who I almost left the studio that a bit interesting What is this This is gonna make me leave the show Huh
Speaker: I'm pushing buttons over here and I don't know what's happening. Oh, I want to customize that. I want to customize that, but I can't. Can I can't. Oh, that's pretty cool.
Speaker: A little pop-up card will pop up. Nonsense, cool nonsense. Welcome to the loony bin. What's up, buckers? Anyways. Just over here pushing buttons. Don't mind me. Shiny. Shiny.
Speaker: We get more click click click clicks goddamn right dinosaurs and broom broom glick mean
Speaker: i'm talking about
Speaker: Clicks are always good. Apparently my stupid ass brings brings the clicks So let me go ahead and drop this in the old shadows box Got the link out there it Saturday night. It's the open door challenge That means if you're brave enough and you would like to you are more than welcome to talk more beer let's talk more beer Shut your Canadian whore mouth, James Ottawa.
Speaker: You're lucky I have to have at least one Canadian per show.
Speaker: You're the DEI panel member or Chatters Box member. Pin that there. All right. That'd be nice and easy for everybody to find.
Speaker: Yeah, the doors are open. Come on in if you want to hang out. want to shoot shit. Join James and I for some naked yoga, whatever you're into.
Speaker: um No, like I said, i am ah um' constantly thinking of new ways or new things to try to continue to grow and boost what we're doing here.
Speaker: um So new shows is what it is. What up? Did you get my little welcome? I did.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know what it is. It's some new feature. I was pushing buttons and Kayla was like, don't push buttons. You don't know what you're doing. it's the Yeah.
Speaker: What's going on with you? Oh, not too much. It's been a busy day. I thought I'd come in early. Good job.
Speaker: and around and do with the most was later blue oof not case I know Moe Dog will be in later. He's out doing pawpaw paul po things um so well He also could be a frozen Moe Sickle somewhere in Kentucky as well.
Speaker: Jersey's got a you know old people Sometimes that mine starts to go and they wander around outside aimlessly. I guess he was wandering outside last night. Oh, poor Moe Dog.
Speaker: Uh-oh. We've exciteded exceeded our Canadian limit. Cheers to you, brother. but and oh Cheers to beers. Cheers to beers. Cheers to beers, huh?
Speaker: You... you you You are a poet and you didn't even know it.
Speaker: what do you what do you What do you got there? Some some nice hot tea there, Granny? Me? Yeah. yeah um this gar Oh.
Speaker: What is that? Is that Molson?
Speaker: Oh, man. You know, you guys drink some terrible, terrible beer up there. We got the best beer in the world. Well, who lied and told you that? beer gods, the beer gods. That was last night.
Speaker: but
Speaker: nothing here's back of the i was like
Speaker: It's better than Bud Light. It's better than Bud Light. yeah I mean, well, I mean, it's, you know, I can't argue that fact with you. Bud Light is, uh, he has an air tag.
Speaker: So you can go find him? Yeah.
Speaker: Poor MoDog. He's old. you know you know Take care of your elders. Spay and neuter your pets and take care of your elders. I think that's what Bob Barker said. Something like that. MoDogs. I thought he said bay your elders
Speaker: spay your elders. You can do that too, I guess.
Speaker: that's
Speaker: history know Last night, I don't know. I think i so things are home just me yeah he was... He was wandering around last night looking for cheese or something. I don't know. i Poor old guy.
Speaker: The MoDog last night. We'll talk shit about him because he's not going to defend himself. If the motherfucker let The son of a bitch left me alone last night and i got double teamed in not a good way by Jersey and Kayla last night. Mo Dog was nowhere to be found. And they were both busting my ball.
Speaker: but You know if Mo Dog had been here, he would have been busting on you two. You'd have been triple teamed. Yeah, he was here.
Speaker: He just wasn't any help.
Speaker: He left me all alone. Well, what happened was am mean he took the cheese out of the mousetrap. He took the cheese out of the mousetrap.
Speaker: Yeah. but Poor Moe Dog. Poor Moe Dog. He's not even here to defend himself. ah Fuck that Moe Dog guy. Fuck him. starting to learn. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah uh yeah unfortunately much like mo dog i you know i'm i'm a slow learner so i'm still but the ah learning a little bit yay
Speaker: well i might have to leave you guys here to your own devices that's never good uh please don't do that
Speaker: You're in charge
Speaker: Maybe said nope I'm out del to Robert what's going on brother I prefer chat EBT is that a thing can I get on that?
Speaker: I had question. quick What was the movie topic yesterday? What was your movie topic? Last night we were talking found footage and horror movies.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: Yeah. You could have added your two cents, man. I love i love watching horror movies.
Speaker: I just can't wait for the new Scream movie. It's going to be badass. Please don't leave me. apparently I know, we talked a little bit about that last night. Apparently, Stu's supposed to be coming back in the new movie.
Speaker: That's what I hear. Matthew Lillard. o Maybe. Please don't leave Mandy with the Canadian.
Speaker: That from Jersey. You see what you did? You said his name. Now he's in chat. You said his name. Now he's in chat. It's faster than time, go dog. It's faster than time. Oh, he's like Beetlejuice, man. you said his name We said his name three times. Oh, talking about Beetlejuice, aren't they making one more movie, aren't they?
Speaker: I hope not, because that sequel was... That sequel was terrible. I hope they don't make another one. It was pretty good. it It was actually a pretty good movie. I enjoyed it. it was It was cool on nostalgia alone, but outside of that, it was a shit movie.
Speaker: It sucked to be Bob, though. He died in that one. I think Bob died in the second movie. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I was i was not a um not a fan of the movie itself. But like I said, the couch effector was really cool to see the original cast come back. and
Speaker: Well, one of them, the ah that one dude died when was in the original.
Speaker: That one dude died. Oh, I forgot the guy's name. Well, he was one of the main characters. and the The dude. You had the female and then the dude that was the main character.
Speaker: Oh, the two. I forgot the guy's name at the second. We could scroll through the chat, you dummies. I want to say he was in the Ghostbusters movie, but I could be wrong.
Speaker: No, that was one of the Baldwin Brothers. That was, wasn't it? In Beetlejuice? ah the original Wasn't that one of the Baldwin brothers? All I know was Michael Keaton was Beetlejuice.
Speaker: Whoever played Beetlejuice.
Speaker: Yeah, it was Alec Baldwin. I don't think it was Alec. It wasn't just one of the Baldwin brothers. It was like the Baldwin brother. I'm sure he was too busy to be in the movie. He was off pew-pewing people on on his sets.
Speaker: Be careful, MoDog. Old people and technology is never good. a click
Speaker: how's the yeah How's the game going, Sarge?
Speaker: Yeah, we had to, we we didn't do Cash's show today. he yeah He didn't come home this weekend, and I forgot all about that until I was sitting here putting all my stuff together and seeing my notebook. I was like, oh, shit, we're supposed to do Cash's show today.
Speaker: The kids are going snow tubing tomorrow. I thought you were supposed to do a follow-up from the Royal Rumble. Yeah, it's going to have to wait a while, I think. and Maybe we'll sneak it in one day this week. I don't know. Maybe we'll sneak it in.
Speaker: That was the shitty Royal Rumble. Yeah, it was. It wasn't worth washing. Yeah, it was. The women's Rumble was actually good, though. The women's Rumble was actually, I'll give it 8 out of 10. I'll give it an 8 out of 10.
Speaker: Um, yeah. The Women's Royal Rumble was pretty was pretty good. But outside of that, i that it was a shit rumble. Oh, fuck. Brock Lesnar got eliminated, I think, two minutes in.
Speaker: Brock Lesnar.
Speaker: Brock Lesnar and all two of his moves that he has. But Ova Fett, oh, he dominated. He should have won at Ova Fett. He should have won that one.
Speaker: I was really hoping he would have won.
Speaker: About ready to wrap it up. Wrap it up. Poppa's got things to do. Wrap it up. Come on. Come join us on panel there, Modal. You panel for it.
Speaker: Terrible. Pretty good. Robert's going to be quiet. This girl's not here. She's out with another man tonight. She don't have time for you, Robert. sixty
Speaker: She's cheating on you, Robert Platinum.
Speaker: Poor guy. Never seen it coming.
Speaker: I tried to warn you. Well, we're on that ultra beer. only I am. I bought some last night. oh there theyre ah They're actually a tasty beer. They're actually a tasty beer. it it ah Yeah, it's ah it's a tasty beverage.
Speaker: ah You know, it's a superior love beer. That's what the can tells me. You know. Low on carbs, whatever that means.
Speaker: Oh, fuck you, Jersey. Fuck you, Jersey. You shall be vanished. You shall be
Speaker: Well, it's not hard. and You just hit the the block button and she can't bite. Unfortunately, well not unfortunately, but there that that block that button doesn't exist for Jersey. Moogog just sent me 20 bucks ah to block Jersey from Chet. he just
Speaker: your Jersey's unblockable. she's she's the ah she's the She's the great overseer of the Chatters box. What?
Speaker: but Don't worry, Jersey. Your girl from the back has your has your back.
Speaker: She's not going anywhere. She might be. Moe Dogg did send me 20 bucks to kick you off, Chad.
Speaker: really
Speaker: Nice. That's a great song, by the way. I mean, too much Tyrese in his underwear. The only way I'm going to like and sub is if you block Jersey for... You've already liked and subbed, so you're too late.
Speaker: We've already got you suckered in, James. You can't go nowhere, buddy. You're one of us. Jersey said she loves you, baby. Love you, Jerz.
Speaker: Don't you worry, my dog. Don't you worry, Robert Platinum. The best thing for a broken heart is a little nonsensical nonsense. but Cheers to
Speaker: you, buddy. You can't trust them Jezebels and hussies, Robert Platinum. I already picked up the dog soup.
Speaker: That was his chore before he was allowed on the show. And it's too cold for her my chihuahua to go outside. It's fucking cold outside.
Speaker: She deserves Bloss meth? What's Blossometh? but
Speaker: she She is something.
Speaker: you're You're a good man, Robert Platinum. Very forgiving.
Speaker: Talking about blossoms, I'm going to smoke of some blossoms. Cheers. Smoke some blossoms, huh? ah there fresh Are those fresh picked organic blossoms?
Speaker: I hope so.
Speaker: has they They kind of taste like Moe Dog. It tastes like Moe Dog. It tastes like Moe Dog? It's a little expired.
Speaker: Nice. Sometimes with with James Ottawa, you just got to let it develop. Oh, Wolfpack, too sweet. Oh, Bullet Club, Bullet Club.
Speaker: You are fully clothed. That's a plus. I said bully club, not fully. I got no pants on. I got no pants on. Well, you're not allowed to wear pants on Saturday nights. That's the rule.
Speaker: Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I can't wait until you... I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave with more dogs. James is like, oh, shit, dogs here. Exit stage left. See ya.
Speaker: uh well i love mo dog he sent me he sent me a book mo dogs he sent me book he sent you a book oh yeah my uh get to know uh aaron he sent me this low dog sent me this book oh nice a friend of ours that does but he does poetry you You should get him on your panel.
Speaker: Who? You want to interview a guy that wrote a book? Sure, why not? Get to know. Get to know. He goes by G2J. Oh, I'll pass.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, he actually has a good story to tell. yes I didn't know that he wrote a book. That's cool. Yeah, no, that's awesome. I have a buddy of mine that I've had on panel a couple times. He's written several several books. And he's done and he's got a couple of books. Jersey will agree with me. He would be a good person interview if you want to interview someone. g two k He had some hard troubles in La Pess.
Speaker: He dealt with some issues in La Pess. Robert Platinum, I have tasted that smooth menthol taste of Newport one hundred s and I'm not a menthol guy.
Speaker: there there They're fine when you're sick, if you have a cold. Yeah. oh When you're sick. But I wouldn't smoke it regularly. I am a good guy.
Speaker: You know GTK. He actually has a good story, if you want to interview him one day.
Speaker: we all got stories.
Speaker: I know I'm the best. I'm talking about G2K there, Jersey. She was talking about me.
Speaker: Not you. You're Canadian.
Speaker: Anywho, yeah any movies you guys are going to be watching? Are you excited for the Olympics? I had cousins. i I'll tell you a cool ah good movie to watch.
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, cousins that what? Oh, I said my cousins. We just watched the movie too. hey You said cousins that what? I was going to tell you. You said something about your cousins used to what?
Speaker: oh No, my cousins used to be in the Olympics. I had two cousins that were with the Canadian bobsledding team back in the 90s early 2000s Canadian bobsledding team 10 as cool as Jamaican bobsledding team but still cool
Speaker: yeah We watched ah what was that movie with stone stone Creek killer Yeah, we found a movie on Prime tonight. We were just kind of scrolling through, and I seen the movie, and I liked the actor that was in it. It's a brand new movie. It's called Stone Creek Killer.
Speaker: It's about a serial killer. was pretty good. Oh, on Tubi? Is it on Tubi? Where can I find it? I don't know if it's on Tubi, but it's on Amazon Prime. I don't have Amazon. Well, I'll get it.
Speaker: We've all had troubles. I'll stick with Netflix and Tubi.
Speaker: I got all of them. I have all of them. Tubi, Netflix, Hulu, Disney, Peacock, all of them. ah it It was a good movie. It was a good watch. Lots of twists and turns. Lots and lots and lots of twists and turns.
Speaker: Had me fucked up all the way to the credits. And then even after the credits, even the credits were like, oh shit, another twist.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Oh, the movie that got me a little twisted. I'm not sure if you've seen the Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey did like a little horror kind of movie. It was called Lucky Number 23. It turned out he was yes i have seen that he was the killer the whole time.
Speaker: You just couldn't remember killing a person.
Speaker: That's an older movie. Oh, it came out late two thousand He was a dog catcher. He would catch dogs and shit like that.
Speaker: It was a good movie. All right.
Speaker: And then momy Robin Williams had that one creepy movie, too. Robin Williams, one hour photo. That was fucking creepy. Well, that was it.
Speaker: You wouldn't think it would have been a Robin Williams movie. you know Yeah, I know, right? In it. what's going on yeah man i didn't even know the jamaican bobsled team went away i thought they were still out there bobsledding away they did they did get hit by uh by that disaster spoiler alert way to go james you ruined that jim carrey horror movie i'm talking about the what i thought you were reading chapters
Speaker: I'm not going to be on that. I got a couple. Get your act together, James. Get your shit together, buddy. I got homemade soup to eat.
Speaker: I got some homemade soup. Chicken soup. My dad made some chicken soup.
Speaker: Chicken noodle soup or just chickens a chicken soup? Chicken soup.
Speaker: He adds rice and some other shit to it.
Speaker: I don't know what my dad actually adds. I was sleeping when he made it. So, silly question. If you put rice in it, is it still soup?
Speaker: Or does it just become... There's still a broth. You still got the soup broth.
Speaker: There's still liquid.
Speaker: did he pluck all the feathers off first oh no we left the feathers in we left it gives it an extra taste you leave the feathers in little a little extra seasoning
Speaker: little extra spice on it i like a homemade meal I don't like opening cans or opening up packages. I prefer a home cooking. food
Speaker: Just take it right out there in the yard, grab a chicken, and just throw it right into the pot. oh yeah That sounds good, Chris. Meatball sub. Meatball sub. Meatball sub. Meatball. We had homeless wings or whatever.
Speaker: You had some homeless wings? What's homeless? yeah had some homeless wings.
Speaker: Boneless wings, tater skins, mozzarella sticks, and Kayla had some ah cream cheese jalapeno poppers. yeah You should order that for tomorrow. That sounds like a Super Bowl kind of meal.
Speaker: I know, right? Actually, we didn't really plan for dinner tomorrow, so don't know what we're doing for dinner tomorrow. we may have We might be forced to go to the store. Side of chicken feet with his chicken soup. Don't knock chicken feet unless you've ever had them.
Speaker: Apparently they're actually good. Apparently chicken feet are actually pretty good. They're pretty damn tasty.
Speaker: Shabbin' don't be shy, buddy.
Speaker: Feel free to pop on up.
Speaker: Hang out with your wang out. I'm a shitty co-host. I'm a shitty co-host. We need someone else on town. I would never say that about you. You're a great co-host. You're just Canadian. You can't help that.
Speaker: All I can do is smoke weed and drink beer.
Speaker: i got I got a boat. i got there I got the beer drinking down. I think I got eight beers left in the fridge. You got how many beers left? I got eight.
Speaker: You're going to need more. Oh, we're doing a battle. We're playing. it's We're going to do rap battle, James. We're doing a ping pong tournament. Oh, ping pong. It's like, yeah.
Speaker: Ding, ding. You're like, four is go. Is this a new thing that StreamYard has? You can do this now?
Speaker: It's just a new layout. i They got all kinds of... yeah they go what are you on What are you on? The free streamer? Or you paying for your streamer?
Speaker: I'm on... Oh, shit. Oh, I thought they called back, Steve. Don't worry. I thought I lost you for a minute, buddy. Stop clicking buttons.
Speaker: I'm confusing Jamie. I don't like this one. I don't like being moved around. Oh, no. Now we're very tiny. yeah I prefer to be tiny than big, then I can hide. Easier to hide when you're tiny.
Speaker: yeah No, I'm on StreamYard. Yeah, we've been... You're capable of so much more, James. I know.
Speaker: I'll wait until I do science lessons. I'll do science experiments. Science with James. Uh-oh. What up, crazy?
Speaker: Where'd it go? He has eight beers left, holds up three fingers. You know, DEI hires. What are you going to do? I'm seeing double, so it makes it S4. I'm seeing double.
Speaker: yeah No, this is my third beer. Yeah, I only had three beers over. Well, this one counts as a about two. It's a big game.
Speaker: i only I've only got 14 left. 15. Well, the rest goes to your girlfriend. The rest goes to the girlfriend. She doesn't drink.
Speaker: Not very often. Let me rephrase it. She doesn't drink very often. I guess it goes down the sink then. She's dumping all the beers down the sink. Yeah. I'm going to go in my belly.
Speaker: Hey, what's going, Ayla? What's going on, Ayla?
Speaker: right Two times three is eight in Cantonadia.
Speaker: It should. It's the king of beers. Molson is the king of beers in Canada. No, that's Budweiser. He did say earlier that he... I'm talking about in Canada. I'm talking about in Hashtag metric system.
Speaker: the Perfect spot for James in the asylum. Join us on panel there, Lazy. I'm tired of being... I was having i was having fun Making the pictures for tonight's show. I'm getting tired of getting picked on. We need another person.
Speaker: Well, unfortunately, you're the only Canadian here, James. we also have a very I'm better than that Michael dude that you have up on. We also have a very strict one Canadian at a time rule here, too.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, I was i was ah i was ah playing on my chat GPT. I was having fun making making pictures for tonight's show, and then I didn't know what which one to go with. I got that one in the background. That one's great, but you don't wear... you Do you wear glasses, though? Do you actually wear glasses? I do wear glasses.
Speaker: I just don't wear them on the show because...
Speaker: You don't wear them because...
Speaker: Are you going to finish your sentence there, Glick?
Speaker: That burp tasted like chicken wings.
Speaker: Hey, Glick, you want to get closer to your McDonald's Wi-Fi? Get closer to the McDonald's Wi-Fi.
Speaker: Well, any of you, I don't i am i suck at starting conversations. I hate this part.
Speaker: Yeah, good. Good rhythms. You're kicked off my show. It's the James Ottawa Network. Welcome to the James Ottawa Network with your host, with the most, James from fucking Ottawa.
Speaker: a
Speaker: I'm doing good. I'm having some beer, smoking some weed while I take over the damn network. ah
Speaker: don't know. I don't have nothing to say, guys. I suck at this. and I hate being alone.
Speaker: Well, I guess I'm taking over your network.
Speaker: It's that a non-social network. It's the James Ottawa network.
Speaker: What do we got? Oh, God, James is talking over here.
Speaker: Just some dude. Cheers, just some dude. Hey, I got nothing to say.
Speaker: I hate being the spotlight. I don't want to be the goddamn spotlight. yeah i got nothing to see I had to... ah know you Mute YouTube. you got youtube i had to I had to circle around the back door. James booted me out of my own show. I had to sneak in the back door.
Speaker: Sneak past his security. hole Was it the dog eater? He had a dog eater. Had it not
Speaker: sit in silence until click get man had had it not completely shut down on my end, Like it just completely crashed out. I was going to just hit him hit a song and play music.
Speaker: You're going to hit the end button. You're going to hit the end live button. She will spot us. I was just going to hit music and watch you in the background freak out going, what happened? didn't do anything. I won't freak out. I got beers. I got beers. Backdoor shenanigans. I see a drunk guy drinking beers.
Speaker: Like, share, subscribe. No, James, you did great. You did great. The unfortunate... I tried my best. I tried my best. The unfortunate crash on my end, you did great, buddy.
Speaker: You were left to your own devices. You kept your clothes on. You didn't pull your wiener out. Oh, oh my god I got no pants on. I'm just in a hurry. I no pants. I'm free-falling. Free-falling. Free-falling.
Speaker: had to kick his back door in like the Kool-Aid man. What's going on, Ty? No, no, no, say that. Hashtag lazy is lazy. He is lazy.
Speaker: He's a shitty co-host there, Shaman. You need a new co-host.
Speaker: Ouch. You're going to take that, Jedi? You're going to take that abuse from the chatterbox? You're going to let this Canadian talk to you right there? He's going to take it up the booty hole.
Speaker: Oh. James does like the backdoor shenanigans, huh? Sometimes. As long as they're involved with a pair of titties. As long as it's consensual, right?
Speaker: The Shaman is wise beyond his years. No, Jedi, Jedi is just going he's to sit back there and he's just going to take that abuse from you. He's not even going try to stand up for himself, James.
Speaker: Yeah. He used to have a lot of, well, he used to have a lot more fight in him. I think, i think, I think Shaman is just beating him into submission, a submissive state.
Speaker: damn, Shaman's 82.
Speaker: He's almost as old as Mow Dog.
Speaker: How do you think you're, how do you think you're, what in the hell are you doing over there? Oh, Jesus. I was trying to launch my cigarette and catch it, but it didn't. What are you smoking? like Cigarettes.
Speaker: It caused bladder cancer. Palm, all, oh, okay. You guys got weird boxes up there. I know. And then they write, they got the, they got the, oh.
Speaker: Oh, my god They put all the warning labels on the filter? I don't speak French or read it. Tobacco smoke harms children. Oh, shit.
Speaker: They got the stupid sayings up here. Damn, shaman is old as dirt. What up, man? What's going on with Someone join us on panel. 28 heart, though.
Speaker: twenty eight at hardta Well, the thing is, listen, what had happened was, James,
Speaker: this was all just a clever point to get you on panel. It's just a dream. but None of this is real, James. This is not happening. Imagination.
Speaker: he I'm not real. I don't even exist. ATS. ATS. Come join us. ATS.
Speaker: Drop the panel link. dode what do you What do you got going on tomorrow that you're saving your voice for?
Speaker: WTTI. What up, man? Oh, shit. Is that really you? What's going on, everybody? Hey, ATS. What's up, brother? What's up, James? WTTI sounds like a local network news network.
Speaker: It will be a podcast soon. Nice. You're listening to WTTI Fox 28.
Speaker: You're Austin Texan leader in news.
Speaker: You know, I wouldn't say news. I would say facts. Facts. Their news ain't always factual. I am going to tell the host what they do.
Speaker: That's what the co-host is for. Facts are overrated.
Speaker: Is that the actual link, Jersey? God, you're good at that. How do you do all that?
Speaker: Well, what link did you put in? What link did you in? Don't about what link I pushed. OnlyFans. You put in the OnlyFans. Did I? Shit.
Speaker: Oh, shit. See, Glick's got only fans. James got only males. no James says only mans. I got only cans. I got only cans.
Speaker: It's only cans.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Only fans. Only cans. Only... Yeah, what it is, it's me naked drinking cans of beer on only cans. a bunch of dudes follow you bunch of Canadian guys too
Speaker: yeah Jersey sit down to a science girl bunch of thirsty guys following you and you know what it pays the bills who who are we to judge yeah I also joked about that but I could do it, OnlyFans.
Speaker: What if a bunch of guys followed you? Okay. Cool. They're paying for it. It's not like I'm doing anything specifically for them. well I did try out for OnlyFans. It was just me taking morning shits on the shitter.
Speaker: I don't think you have to try out for OnlyFans. I think you just do it.
Speaker: Only turds?
Speaker: James is a mess. Can we build a wall or a dome around Canada?
Speaker: is that is that Is that illegal or is that racist?
Speaker: The Lazy Shaman Show.
Speaker: um will Nobody wants to go to that live stream. wouldn't follow those guys. They are very loosey-goosey with the amount of Canadians they allow on their show. Way too many Canadians on that show.
Speaker: Only Kurds.
Speaker: Is that true, James?
Speaker: I'm not saying anything.
Speaker: Yeah, sub up to where the thing is. WTTI. It's either a news network or a new STD. I don't know. but He actually has some good topics. He talks about mental health issues and then some other stuff.
Speaker: Yeah. was going to say, what do you do, buddy? What do you do on your channel? I talk... um So, Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays, me and my co-host, Charlie...
Speaker: we talk about mental health, certain topics like PTSD or insomnia or anxiety, and we break it down. and Then if we live with it, we share experience with it. you know um and Then we open up the panel. so like Say for example, you have bipolar and you live with it and you want to come up on panel and talk about it.
Speaker: We give you that platform to talk about it. you know um and Then Tuesdays and Thursdays, It's not mental health. We have, if I go live, it's with a guest.
Speaker: And we talk about whatever they want to talk about.
Speaker: we no ringing of the bells. We don't need no bell ringing. Yeah, Shaman. Shaman, get out of that Korean market. You know they don't like your kind in there. Yeah. No, actually, ah ATS actually had a good topic yesterday.
Speaker: Dating with something. Dating with mental health issues. Yeah, dating with mental health. That was actually a good show to watch.
Speaker: That's just dating in general. We all got mental. We used to do, we used to do, I used to do, a as as Mandy said earlier, the once upon a time file.
Speaker: I used to do a men's mental health show on Mondays. And it was a lot of just talking about personal experience and stuff like that. Yeah.
Speaker: and talking about different subjects and all that all that fun stuff. I enjoyed it, and umm um I'm trying to bring another show back, but I'm looking for a yeah female co-host that has...
Speaker: ah Well, if you're looking for a co-host for that, you should hit up GTS. es Hit GTS. He great I'm not a feminine. I'm not a i'm a i'm a great...
Speaker: right I'm a great feminine co-host, bro. I'm a great female co-host. We have no idea what you look like. You could be anything. I thought Jedi was the female. He had the wedding dress on. Shaman, you could be Shawwoman. Shawwoman. Damn it, James.
Speaker: Sheeman. Sheeman. I want to bring it back, but I want to find a female co-host that's actually educated. Because I'm not an expert by no means. Oh, good luck. I will tell you this. but you know if you So you can have somebody that's educated, yes.
Speaker: um But you can also have somebody that lives with it. You know what I'm saying? also That's what I want. maybe some Maybe a lady with emotional intelligence would be nice.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: No, that's that's what I'm looking for. But I'm also i'm also trying to get get more of ah of a, not not completely takeover, but a couple shows here and there with more female voices on on the network.
Speaker: so I think that would be great. Is that Shaw Woman? Is that my new co-host for the mental health? We need more females in here. What the fuck?
Speaker: damn show oh this is Does that make Jedi my brother? Oh God.
Speaker: Oh boy. i i am i am I'm aware, Jersey. I'm i'm choosing not to not to go down that road.
Speaker: Ever. Glick still wants to feel smarter even when he's not. No, no. I Jersey.
Speaker: I left your stream playing in the office at work and I was out doing whatever. then I came back in and my coworker was like, hey, somebody on your stream or something just let out a big belt.
Speaker: I was like, that must have been Glick. that's his disaster but It's a Sasquatch special move. that was they were They weren't ready for it. Well, you just met Glick, buddy. He's all right. He's he's a Sasquatch that's evolved into real world living.
Speaker: it He's been domesticated. it Domesticated Sasquatch. That is so your
Speaker: That's almost as good as Francis.
Speaker: It's in the ballpark. Fucking Rick. Fuck you, Rick, if you're listening.
Speaker: mad at it because it's it's from it's from Deadpool, so I'm not mad at it.
Speaker: There we go. I'll i'll do that. glick the Domesticated Sasquatch. I thought your name was Francis for a little while. A lot of people thought my name was Francis. Francis.
Speaker: Yeah, I was like, damn, he just blew up his doxdom right here like that. What a great friend, you know? We all know the truth. His name is really Francis. He's just playing it off. You know what? It's Francisco.
Speaker: I thought it was Francine. I thought his real name was Francine. Oh, hey, James. Welcome back. I mean, that's what he calls himself on the Blick and Lazy OnlyFans.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: What? What the hell was that? What's her name? brand something that a lady they had Yeah, that had that annoying laugh. Yeah. but just the nanny Or the wrestler Fandango.
Speaker: I don't think he did that. and andang I don't think he did that. got beat up a lot more. I mean, Francis isn't a bad name for a guy. You had Francis Ford Coppola, an amazing director.
Speaker: ah There's definitely worse names for a man than Francis. mean, Francis is up there. Yeah, you could be Gaylord Fokker. You could be Sue. Oh, yeah. m Sue, how do you do?
Speaker: A boy named Sue. Yeah, good song. ran and grand dr Yes, there you go. Kayla was telling us to
Speaker: The line lioness has taken the line I'm driving Can't read the chat You can't read and drive at the same time I mean I could then you call yourself a panel guest How dare you? You gotta to have two eyes on the road. You gotta to keep two eyes on the road.
Speaker: only Two eyes on Francis. You only need one eye to drive. I learned that many, many years ago. Or many, many years ago. Or get Tesla. Or yeah, get you Tesla. I mean, I just hauled the ass around a bunch of people on a turn. Does that count?
Speaker: On an exit ramp?
Speaker: and still i'm cuttinging more people off just like this guy right here thank you buddy oh look at that
Speaker: Be careful you live down in an area where people like to use PQs on others for no reason yeah I mean abuse
Speaker: i mean um
Speaker: I got my girlfriend Nina in my bag right here, you know? Is the trunk of your Chevy heavy? Yeah, I got lots junk in my trunk.
Speaker: I ain't never spoken. At least he's honest.
Speaker: but but
Speaker: shaman's like at least he's an artist hes artists All the junk in my trunk, says Shaman.
Speaker: and then
Speaker: Oh, hey, shot shot woman's back. Welcome back
Speaker: He's going to be such a great co-hostess. I know. Co-hostess. You know, what's what's ah the worst part is, though, is that like my my new mic thing isn't working right. Because when I put the the lady voice on and then do the lady voice, it sounds legit.
Speaker: like He's been practicing in front of the mirror. Hey, fellas. How you doing? He's got his... Oh, my.
Speaker: Are you still trying to get that splinter out? Oh, I thought it would be bigger. You already pulled out, Gweck. You already pulled out. shun them I ago. I'm making a TV dinner bitch Oh
Speaker: i finished five minutes ago i'm making a tv dinner bitch i want to hear i want to hear something and said did he's sticking in the wrong either way this is yeah so that's the wrong home mother huer
Speaker: Shamans pretty's not here tonight. So shaman's the new She's been replaced by shot woman That's right
Speaker: that's it
Speaker: i think we offer been replaced by sha woman ye
Speaker: that's it
Speaker: I know that. Hey, you need to quit mansplaining to everybody, okay? I I know you would.
Speaker: Hey, my bad. I guess I'm going to cancel the new show, Glick Mansplains Everything. That's ah that's not going to
Speaker: You know what? They used to have a show like that Nickelodeon. Clarissa explains it all. going to be quick mansplains it all. And Sasquatch. Domesticated Sasquatch explains it all. Very short. Straight to the point.
Speaker: you So I got a question there, Blake. Blake, I see you got titles behind you. So you must be a wrestling fanatic. I am a huge wrestling fan.
Speaker: So what days...
Speaker: What days do you do wrestling podcasts? Talk about wrestling. Every other Saturday with my son. it's It's technically it's his show. i would love this cup What's that? I would love to come up as a guest talking about wrestling.
Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. we We always look at how people come up. We generally just kind of shoot to shit him and I talk and in the chatterbox, we like recap what's going on. We talk about upcoming events, but we actually have a topic that we were going to do today, but they didn't come home this weekend because they're going snow tubing tomorrow with their mom.
Speaker: What are we talking about? We are talking about, which is cool because obviously he's a much younger generation and I've been watching for the last 40 years. um We're going to talk about our our most like favorite wrestlers and favorites that we are wrestlers that we don't like when he comes back here for so i watched i went I went to MLW Battle Riot.
Speaker: Nice. they had it book Yeah. I got to see Karrion Kross the title. When they have a MLW championship. it it was amazing. it was amazing. I like Karrion Kross.
Speaker: WWE hit the 30. Festus came back. but guys we I've seen that. Okay, so that was at the same event? I've seen that. Yeah. yeah it looks It was hilarious. that was i had forgotten I had forgotten that he was Festus back in the day.
Speaker: Yeah. And I seen that. I was like, oh, that's fucking hilarious. Yeah.
Speaker: he He came out with Carl Anderson and got eliminated, you know, as Doc Gallows. And then, like, five, six people later, he comes out as Festus, right?
Speaker: mean That's awesome. And what was wild, okay, is when you went into the arena, you had Shotzi Blackheart there signing autographs.
Speaker: You had Scarlett and Karrion Kross there signing autographs. You had the Good Brothers standing there signing autographs.
Speaker: So, um and then you remember you remember Reggie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When he was with Nia Jax? o He was there.
Speaker: yeah. um Kushida was there signing autographs. It was like all these wrestlers that been in New Japan or WWE or TNA or ah made stints in AEW. It was just amazing.
Speaker: you know, it's not like w WWE where you got to give VIP passes to see the wrestlers. You know, it was it was just it was amazing.
Speaker: hell yeah. yeah Yeah, if you if you catch the stream, absolutely. be It'd be cool to, or I'm always looking to kind of bring other people up on the panel because my son is, you know, he's, he's been watching wrestling, you know, really getting into it for the last few years. So it's it's fun to talk to him about it because I've been watching it my whole life and I watch everything. He mainly just watches WWE. He'll catch some stuff from like other promotions on YouTube and whatnot.
Speaker: Um, especially from like when other when when wrestlers leave wwe and go other places certain ones that he likes he'll bring it out to me oh do you know so and so is here now like yeah dude yeah let's yeah he's like man i'm gonna look him up on youtube all right so well yeah i think we're gonna try to have a little panel when we talk about our favorite wrestlers and least favorite wrestlers and stuff like that yeah
Speaker: Everybody's talking about the weather. What's the weather like in these parts? Cold as fuck. Negative two. florida It's pretty cold pretty cold here, too. It's like 50-something right now. i remember Remember last week when I told you I didn't fucking feel bad for you because it was cold? yeah yeah that's why i' That's why I'm rubbing it in now. That's why I'm rubbing it in now. because You didn't feel bad for me last week. so Now, guess what, bitches?
Speaker: so good What's up, Remy? We're going to be... We're going to be in the 40s and fifty s next week. wo two No, these are my lows.
Speaker: I forget about that too. Yeah. that's i ah So next year, next year, like I got a trip up north in June.
Speaker: my My buddy Kenny wants to go to Vegas next year. Nice. it was Yeah. I said, what are you going You don't gamble. He's like, yeah, but I want to go to Vegas just to gamble.
Speaker: Yeah, but I did. There's so much more to do in Vegas than just gambling. dependent on well You've got baseball, football, and and hockey there now if you're a sports fan.
Speaker: They've got the sphere, all the music, the food. there's I want to go to Vegas. I've never been to Vegas, but I want to go. And I think I want to go like max for like four days maybe.
Speaker: Go for a week. i'm I'm only going to take like $100 to gamble on, and that's all I want to gamble with, just so that I can have the experience of gambling in Vegas. But there's so much more to do there than gambling. Yeah, there's like strippers, hookers, strippers, hookers. oh yeah What I want to do, I want to go to the Vegas Strip where they have two concerts. They do a concert on the Vegas Strip.
Speaker: They got a live band that was good. They got hookers on that strip too. yeah but They got nuns that show their tacos. They have escorts all over that place.
Speaker: Basically, they'll come up to you and I know from Carl's back? yeah escorts all over that place and basically like they'll they'll come up to you and try to pick you up
Speaker: technician who do i know from carls bat or that goes to Carlsbad a lot. I think Brian. Brian, Texas ta cattle skulls.
Speaker: You know, it's funny, right? yeah This is a true story. In my early 20s, I was a male escort in my early 20s.
Speaker: hey no
Speaker: I was and forget where I was. I was in... and Somewhere in Massachusetts, I was just walking around, window shopping. You know, I had money. I just didn't want to spend it all.
Speaker: And this chick walks up to me and she's like, what are you doing? You know, and I said, nothing really. She's like, you want to hang out tonight? I said, yeah, my time's not cheap.
Speaker: You know, they they called you Tiny Tim. They called you Tiny Tim. I'll make holla.
Speaker: I mean, I've been ready for i' made really good money back then. What is happening here? I'm cute. 200 bucks an hour. Yeah. I got paid for sex. This girl wanted me to come over, and I was like, look, I don't really have any gas right now, so you're going to have to throw me some gas money if you want me to swing by.
Speaker: And she went ahead and took me out to eat, gave me gas money, and gave me just a little extra, too. And I was like, this is way more than the gas. And she was like, that was for the sex.
Speaker: And I was like, I'm taking it. I'm taking it. You're a whore, Shaman. but she Damn right I am. Well, and there was one time I did, I was driving down the known trail, as we call it.
Speaker: um And we were little bit younger, like 17, 18. And we seen some hooker we're like, hey, girl. that's the stuff if you And she was like, hey. So we turned around and she ended up buying me some um a Waffle House.
Speaker: That's the blackest thing I've ever heard. And that's coming from a black guy. It's the white guy. I'm young, black, and gifted. Can't you see? It's pretty clear.
Speaker: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? You have the pass. I'm granting you it. Hey, this guy ain't black, dude. What the hell? One thing. i'm I'm so black. My dad is a straight sub-Saharan retard. You have no idea what you're talking about. Okay. Now that's okay that's racist. That's racist.
Speaker: that my dad is a sub-Saharan retarded Somalian? No, it's not. It's just a fact. My dad can't read it. Look at his forehead. You can tell he's Somalian. um he went to He went to one of those leaning sides. Oh, you almost kicked you almost kicked me for being black. I was going to report you to the NWC team. Well, that's fine. I won't report you to the NWC team. Well, if you're black, that means Jedi's black, too.
Speaker: this dude's almost as white as me jedi if you take your hat off i bet look just like my penis whoa what the hell he said said you look shriveled up bingo bingo all right so what do you guys think about jeff epstein new york financier I think he was a great man, and he accomplished a lot in his life. He's still alive, still alive. You're right. I'm right here, maybe I'm right here. We're still standing. Your plastic surgery didn't go so well.
Speaker: One thing, I'm a mogger. I mog the fuck out of everyone here, objectively.
Speaker: That guy, he he was literally holding that beer like he was guzzling a dick. Damn, what the fuck you're really You're really dick central tonight. The unfiltered dick. ah what Young, black, and gifted. That's my real name. That's my ah government.
Speaker: Hey, America Uncharted, what do you think about the Jews? Don't get me started. Don't get me started. Apple juice or orange juice? You know, we won't get you started because it will get you stopped by them. Yeah. If I start talking about the chosen people, the coin clippers.
Speaker: Coin clippers. Hey, this platform this platform was promised to me 3,000 years ago, okay? Dude, that child was promised to Jeffrey Epstein 3,000 years ago.
Speaker: One thing, that girl was 16 years and 23 months. You're all sick fucks. Anyone who looked at her in that way, she was 16 years and 23 months. You disgusting animals. A monster would touch. Only a monster would touch a girl that. Who are we talking about?
Speaker: i don't know. Some girl. I don't know. She was 16 years and 23 months old allegedly that you used to know yo it was glick he was 16 months pregnant in 23 weeks that's before he was domesticated oh yeah so what are you fellas talking about right now why is that ugly guy in the corner of his camera off i guess maybe because he's ugly but look at that picture damn That looks like Shrek's ogre wife fucked a tranny. Hey, Fiona was pretty.
Speaker: she it Like, Shrek's ogre wife fucked a tranny is what WTTI looks like. I mean, Fiona's thick, you know? He looks pretty big. Hey, no you're not black if you don't like thick chicks, bro. You already just gave yourself away. Yeah, you just give yourself up. I'm breaking the stereotype. I have a father. i don't like fat chicks. I'm not in section eight. Yes, yes, I am on welfare. Let me guess. You're also not dating a snow bunny either, right?
Speaker: Allegedly. Very approving court. Boom. Whoa.
Speaker: oh thanks having He was fine. Fuck Jews. Fuck blacks. Yeah. See, no. that's I knew where it was going.
Speaker: Lionheart was invader and YBG was going go on crazy rants. Dude, I'm sorry. This is not the platform for it. Find you another one. Yeah.
Speaker: was I've never seen that guy before. I've never seen him before. We we come up here, we hang out, we fun. We don't need all the crazy political nonsense. But it's good to have ah another young black gifted man. That's great.
Speaker: know yeah yeah Yeah. No, you're not. You know you're making it when you got trolls. That's the only thing. Now that we've had a a wife, or be can you get a wife in here now?
Speaker: I was very confused. Hey, I will tell you this. I just know that that short guy, because he's short, he's probably shorter than Jedi.
Speaker: Would not make it in the neighborhood. I'd be pretty hard to do like that. no, no. no hey Ladies, ladies, ladies, actually six foot. what That was interesting.
Speaker: Howdy howdy. That was my apologies. My apologies. i was I was very loose on the trigger. um i let a couple of things slide that I normally wouldn't, but that it was treading into, I knew what Lionheart was doing and I knew what YBG was doing. So I, well, they came up back to back. They were each other's wingman. That was clear. Yeah.
Speaker: As I said, Lionheart's a master.
Speaker: Oh, And then YBG is the fluffer, I guess. hu i was no One can only assume. No, I was not ignoring anybody.
Speaker: i was i had my hand on the trigger. What's going on, Jeremy? Your hand on the what? Don't you worry about what I said. the key For the rest of the stream, we need to see your hands at all times, okay?
Speaker: Yeah. No, no, no, no. You're going to find out. James, put him backstage again.
Speaker: haven't seen Remy in a while. How you been, really? Thank you. been brother We saw each other the other night over Harley Dads. What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker: wait's Wait, wait, wait. did you Did you see him last night on our show? Yes! Oh, what the It's like 24 hours ago, bro.
Speaker: Not even 24 hours. Usually, I mean, he just leaves to show up. Let's be honest. Oh, that's so funny. James, Jesus, dude.
Speaker: But, Remy, for an answer that, hey, Ben, I'm just kidding. Can somebody please help our dog start barking, please? Stop. I assumed that it was James, but I didn't see him moving his mouth. He was barking at the other black dude that used to be on panel before he got booted.
Speaker: my My dog is past you. My dog's fucking past you. Have you been blowing weed smoke in his face again, James? I might have. I got a Pomeranian, so mine can't even bark that loud.
Speaker: You know, big news, I found a lighter at work. It's still almost all the way full. That's pretty good. That's good luck. yeah Hey, you're not a lighter thief if you fit you randomly find the lighter, you know? I thought you were good one.
Speaker: Yeah, i thought you were busy, so I don't want to.
Speaker: What's up, Mandy?
Speaker: Mandy.
Speaker: oh excuse good You have better than finding fake money. shall i found No, I found more. i found even more. First of all, there was more fake money of that same fake money. But then, but then I found a $20 bill and I was like, yes, let me see if this one's real. And when I picked it up, it was like a bag.
Speaker: But it looked it looked very very real so I guess it was like a wee bag or something from like a dis oh, yeah the Yeah, the pre the pre rolls. Yeah. Oh, yeah here. Is that what it is? They have pre rolls in there It was just it looked like a 20 at the bottom of a trash can and I was like fuck I'm banging in that Yeah, Kayla has one
Speaker: it's so good Because when she when she got this I was like why don't we yeah i was like why that lady? I said give you a $20 bill and she's like, um, it's the bag dummy.
Speaker: i was like, oh shit. I thought that was a real 20 Yeah, because the writing on the the the end of it I go wait wait hold on on what's that writing? What's that writing? And then that's what would keep it off but yeah fuckers No, she didn't welcome back Mandy Hey, but i but I will say, i will say, though, and I showed Lazy the proof, I had two random people cash app me $21 and change.
Speaker: you what What? You can't cash app somebody $21 and change. They did. Just randomly. Oh, they randomly sent you $21 and some change? Yeah.
Speaker: yeah Okay, I let you send they sent you $21 in change on cash app like it's a hilarious I wish I would have thought of that because i definitely would have said that if I i would have thought but Shaman how much have you had to smoke tonight? bu I just started another this started right now random I Can't
Speaker: i can't sober when i think yeah yeah
Speaker: wisdom of these. What the fuck, man?
Speaker: I swear to drunk Ossifer, I'm not God. Hey, so if you're the angel of death, what are you for
Speaker: I'm hoping to be the angel of death in 2026 as well.
Speaker: Maybe you should update that. He's going to be the annual heavyweight champions. 2026 isn't over. We just made our angel of death list, and nobody's died yet.
Speaker: So these are celebrities that were unaliving throughout the year, and whoever unalives the most celebrities in 2026 will then become the 2026. Oh, well, is this like a fantasy football league? Where do I where i put my selections in?
Speaker: Pretty much. i think yeah i think i think I think next year we're going to do a ah fan list. See where we are.
Speaker: Yeah, we need to do that. who's What celebrities are dying this year? And if you get the most celebrities that die, then you win the pool, you know? Yeah. that's i want I want to create another belt for the angel of death.
Speaker: Donation is always appreciated. Cash app, click click 13. Shout out to Jersey for dropping that cash app link. Yeah, she does. She's going to be a Sasquatch of death this year.
Speaker: city but she's she's She seems to be okay. That's what she says. I'm watching it. I was also watching Brad Arnold. when You see how that worked out for me. I didn't get the points for him. I didn't make my emergency pick on him. Some bitch went and died today.
Speaker: Did anybody pick the hard alone lady? you know Yeah. yeah ah Nobody had her either. That just was like a sudden thing. am watching...
Speaker: The guy that played Michael Orr in The Blind Side. Apparently he's all fuckered up.
Speaker: Nobody that does the Angel of Death list is smart enough to do that. I mean, but oh my God. Speaking of our Angel of Death. So we can make emergency picks. Basically if somebody like is in a car accident or somebody gets sick and may die but you have to drop one of your original picks.
Speaker: Catherine O'Hara, the Home Alone mom, she died like 12 hours after she fucking died. Brittany put in the group check. ah Catherine O'Hare for my emergency pick.
Speaker: After she's dead. Good job. Good job. It's Brittany, bitch. I got you. Hold on. I was like, oh, my God. Brittany. Brittany.
Speaker: Do red runs and self-dilogy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If if if you're not alive, no matter how it happens, it counts. They just have to be alive when you pick them.
Speaker: Oh, bad excuse me. Nice. There it goes. There it goes. There goes the neighborhood, shaman. Okay.
Speaker: butoo ro wo What's up, you hookers?
Speaker: what's sort ah Cheers. Cheers, sir. Good to see your home safe and no longer wandering the streets aimlessly. ah You know how old people are, man. We get lost easy.
Speaker: I know. Well, i didn't know that we got you air tagged, so i'm not I'm not as worried anymore. Yeah, I saw she put that in the chat. I remember last time you were lost, I don't know what we would have done if we never would have let you out of that garage. i know right I know, right? I appreciate the dog food being out there, too fire to apparently Apparently, the dog still fished you had to share.
Speaker: hey That wasn't dog food. That was dog food. I thought it tasted a little salty. It tastes like wo me like so what's going on y'all you know just hanging out chilling yeah we we deported the we uh ice came through and deported the canadian oh yeah where'd go i didn't know what's been happening to a detention camp well he's in a cage now we
Speaker: He's a re-education camp, not retention camp. that's true Well, he has to have education to have re-education. I was just going to say it, Remy. Damn it. The brain cell is working for both. I'm sorry to say the thing.
Speaker: Let's be fair. Everybody saw the low-hanging fruit on that one. I'm just a dumbass that decided to say it it. You have less than a filth head than everyone else.
Speaker: Pretty chewable by the name.
Speaker: Those are good. Vitamins or Skittles? Something about the flavor package you put in your tumbler of water. Oh, okay. I won't drink the straight fucking water. I think they found salmonella and some other or like rat feces and stuff in the warehouse of Skittles and a bunch of other shit.
Speaker: I'm sure that stuff's already are in and in the candy as it is when we still eat it. We eat hot dogs for Christ's sakes. Exactly. I can't no more. Peckers and Lips. You guys you guys eat Soylent Green all the time too, I'm sure.
Speaker: Soylent Green is human. Oh, no. That's a fucked up show that'll make you think, man. Hey, McDonald's, man. They serve.
Speaker: people and say they you know i don't care I don't care what's in McDonald's food because it's still delicious. I don't care what's in McDonald's food because I won't eat it. yeah Keep doing what you're doing, McDonald's. I appreciate you.
Speaker: Keep up the good work. about The only thing I eat from McDonald's is their fucking fish fillets. I know that's not even real fucking fish. but time ah what You think the worst thing to eat at McDonald's?
Speaker: No, I don't like it. McDonald's is shit, man. That's a possible fillet, bro.
Speaker: But for some reason, I like their fish sandwich. If that's the only thing fucking open, that's what I'll get from there. I do like their fish fillets, too. No, they're sausage. Sausage biscuits.
Speaker: There was something that they had back in the day. What was it? Some breakfast item that they had. It was the pancakes with the sausage and egg in it and whatever. They griddle fucking McGrittles. Yeah. Those were pretty good back when I was there. You got the salty and sweet thing going on there. It's good.
Speaker: Please make sure to like, share, and subscribe, you mother bitches. Yeah, you mother bitches. Jersey has spoken. Like, share, subscribe. Or else.
Speaker: Or else. We'll find you. Apparently i'm drinking this beer too fucking fast. No such thing. No such thing. I'm sure that you just spilled a little out for the homies. Man, i tried I went to Chili's last night. Some already noticed.
Speaker: And I tried those fucking mozzarella dippers they got. The big square ones. Oh, that was so bad. Oh, my God, dude. Fuck, yeah, they were good. They were good as You're going to shit for a week, but it's worth it, right? No, I was worried about that because ate three of them bitches last night. That was my fucking dinner.
Speaker: I was like, i'm not going to be able to shit tomorrow. Yeah, Chili's. It was like all on social media last year. was trying them, raving about them and shit. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker: I don't know why. one One popped up on like Instagram or something, and i was like, man, I'm going to try those motherfuckers because I had never had them. They're good. They're good at they're good as hell. They're big, too, man. they're like They're like that fucking big.
Speaker: So it isn't just like giant mozzarella stick? Yeah. yeah yeah and they How many bites could it take you? They like deep fry Man, you get the cheese pull on them motherfuckers, man, that shit will stretch out for fucking three feet, man.
Speaker: Shit. Fucking dirty to me now. I got the... I got the Chipotle honey and the fucking Nashville hot.
Speaker: and so And then what did you do? Shit was busting, man. I'm going to bring back a word from 2023. Do not have Nashville hot as lube, okay? that's what mo Well, you know what?
Speaker: I mean, they had a little tang to them, but they weren't really hot. So if you don't like hot, you can still have their Nashville hot. it It'll just make you sweat just a little bit. it's not It's not unbearable at all.
Speaker: Actually, it's not really that hot. it has it's got It's got a good taste. It's got a good taste. I will politely pass Aya. Cheers. I know nothing about it. I want Jedi to do it.
Speaker: it's easy more It tastes just like Vagina. I know nothing about nobody. Nobody on this panel? Nobody in the chatterbox? I know nothing about anything. and i like it i know that I have a weird 90s radio guy, boys. You know that one. It's a weird ninety s douchey DJ strip club. Strip club DJ voice. Okay. i like That I like. That I can't get enough of. It takes me back to my days when I used to work in the strip clubs. because We had a guy that worked there that sounded just like you.
Speaker: Work in the strip clubs. We're not trying to a day in overtime. If you got it, flaunt it. All I gotta say. I think I do. I
Speaker: Apparently, Aya wants her story told. yeah assuming that you're like 24 and your husband's like 7. Aya, keep it to yourself, Aya. No, no, no. Jedi, you to be the one to tell Aya's story.
Speaker: i want to hear it. Shaman wants to know. Start from the beginning. a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. yes yes this so word Is this where we bring James back up?
Speaker: People only know you want them to know. I want to hear James tell the story. Oh my god. you' here for the next three days That would be cock cock cock cock cock comedy gold. um i That's all, Yeah, iowa why don't you come up and tell us your story? Why's it to be one of these guys?
Speaker: why's it got to be mansplain for us James doesn't even know where he's at. He doesn't know anything. Hey, listen, text me real quick and I'll tell the story. I'll use enthusiasm and all kinds of shit.
Speaker: If you're like a lot younger than your husband, that's not all that shocking. Nope, there's more to that. Is your husband your uncle daddy? I know. Hey, I'm her uncle daddy, actually. You guys really want know that's the secret.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just asking. That's kind of what I said, Jersey. If he's your cousin and he's older than you and I'm pretty sure she doesn't live that that that far south. Amputee and have cerebral palsy. We're in the ballpark. We're in the ballpark.
Speaker: she that Definitely in the ballpark. So is it was just like your mother-aunt or something? mean...
Speaker: Also, did your husband used to be your wife? Because have that in family. My bros are... 20.6, you never know. Her husband used to be her father-in-law.
Speaker: Shocking.
Speaker: Ah, so you're from Alabama. Okay. to meet you. yeah that was Almost. Almost.
Speaker: I feel like I know somebody that's in that same situation. like there There you go. She said, there you go. We've been down the head. What was the last thing? They're now married to their sister's dad's ex-husband. something I feel like I have somebody in like that in my life. that's all that and That's not all that interesting.
Speaker: Oklahoma, that's that's cultural appropriation. i You should be ashamed. You've got to give that back to Nolans. I don't have beard. I just have a goatee.
Speaker: It's got a goat teeth. I grow the beard out. I look like fucking Santa Claus. so I can't wait until mine's over. I stopped that shit. I can't wait.
Speaker: But I can grow a beard out. I had that motherfucker down to about here. All the way around. mar that You slap some beads in the end of that bitch. i know I cannot wait until mine goes all great. Twist that shit up.
Speaker: Look like a 60-year-old fucking hippie. can I don't think that you should be allowed to impersonate Santa Claus unless you have three hoes near you. I mean, three L's. I mean, fuck. What? I grew it out back during COVID and shit. my granddaughter, who was like nine at the time, was like ah she was like, Poppy, you look just like Santa Claus. I was like, yeah out shaved that shit right off, man.
Speaker: it's greg chiru Every time you show without presents, she's pissed. She's like, damn it. Right.
Speaker: Chaka. What's Chaka? Chaka, Chaka, Chaka. Cheers. Is it Chaka or Shaka? It's Chaka. Chaka. Chaka.
Speaker: it's very miss about No, it's Chaka. He says Chaka, didn't he? No, he does say Chaka. He'll give you the Chaka. It's Chaka. Chaka. I don't know. No, it's Chaka. He says Chaka because I always call him Chaka when I met him. ego yeah All I know about the guy is that he has a snack pocket and he lets me randomly roam around his kitchen at 3 a.m. naked.
Speaker: I forgot about that. video That's exactly what happened, Chris. You're right. yeah That's a good friend right there. That's a good friend. We were talking and he just like he had a hoodie on it. He just reached out and pulled snacks out of his hoodie pocket. He's like, I got a snack pocket.
Speaker: And then as as the night progressed, it turned into him finding me in his kitchen at 3 o'clock in the morning, butt naked eating peanut butter. Oh, hell yeah. California. With the dog?
Speaker: No. California just had a party. At time.
Speaker: No, Glick does other things with the dog when the peanut butter comes out. No, I don't. Not anymore. That's apparently illegal. no No, he turns into a pillow princess and let the dog do the work. but ah Nasty.
Speaker: Get it, boy. Get Apparently, I need another beer. I'll be right back. I think we all need another beer after that. That's not unfair to say.
Speaker: Exactly right. Hey, man. let's wrong i don't I don't do anything with dogs. Don't spread that rumor around. There's people out there that listen to this podcast or this show, and they'll actually believe that I'm doing things with dogs. I just tweeted it out. Sorry. They hate watch us, and then they go and tell their friends, you know, Glick has sex with dogs. He's a pillow princess.
Speaker: I mean, I've already told everybody. I mean, if I did, we don't kink shame on this show, but I don't. That's true. No kink shaming.
Speaker: Because Lord knows what Jedi is up to. And if you want to know, subscribe to the Lazy Glicks OnlyFans page and you'll find out. but You don't want to know. Waiting for the promotion. and like you pay What thirty dollars but about the Glicks Lazy only food if so is so is it Are you calling me lazy? Stay for Glick.
Speaker: Stay for Jedi. What is this? How does that work? It's kind of like that, yeah. Got to keep that snack pocket on point for emergencies. Mm-hmm. keep that snack pocket filled.
Speaker: of green reason Hey, look, I look you know i have i have you know a fleet that I have to buy, so we have to promote the Lazy Glicks OnlyFans or the Glick Lazy Glicks. We got bills to pay, okay, gentlemen?
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Speaker: What do you It ah we given a lot of names six herbers six seven you need to subscribe to our only fans and you'll find out the meeting it means thirteen a yeah all right
Speaker: Subscribe to my only page you'll know what eight nine means No seven eight nine. There we go. Yeah seven grade seven
Speaker: ah seven could never get a nine. Let's be honest Well it depends on if they got money yeah well That makes them a nine by default yeah, and I would know about default
Speaker: Jedi, I'm going need you sit up a little higher in your chair, man.
Speaker: You look like a little kid.
Speaker: some phone bones I got phones. I'll set a little over, Jedi. I got you. He identifies as a hobbit from the Shire. I saved Middle Earth, motherfuckers.
Speaker: but You were one of the cool ones. None of us were one of the cool ones. It's fair. It's okay. Don't worry about it. Monsters, yeah. That's where Brittany's at tonight. She's at Monsters. Monsters, you know. It's Brittany, babe. My friend, you will bow to no one.
Speaker: Listen here, you fucking nerds. I called you a pasty hobbit. um just it let's go yeah no women are hobbits Jedi when you come do snowflakes fucking just shoot out it's women are hobbits men are not hobbits straight cocaine Chris he just said she's at Monster Jam Jesus Christ Chris pay attention you said you were watching Monster Jam I said Brittany is there
Speaker: Good lord, man. Get your shit together, Chris. Damn it, man. Is she at Monster Jam or is she like working Monster Jam? yeah more no, no. I didn't mean it that way. I was being serious. They call it Monster Slam.
Speaker: i wouldn't yeah I wasn't even trying to be funny. I was asking a serious question. No, she's there. Monster Slam Jam. the were you Are you watching the one? jam Thank you, ma'am. the mo No, I was going to say the... Monster Clam Jam. Yeah, the Clam Jam.
Speaker: um Fucking Jedi. She's Monster Jam tonight.
Speaker: God, I haven't been one of them since my kids were like 9, 10 years old. Yeah, I was going to say... Exactly. Yeah, we could make it a couple years ago. it was a lot Back in my day, we used to beat each other with sticks for entertainment.
Speaker: It was a good time, though. The problem was where they had in Cincinnati. It's a small fucking... us it's It's an ice hockey rink. So they don't have as much room as a lot of like the bigger stadiums. So...
Speaker: The problem was they would like, you know, they they you could see the drivers like trying to like give it the gas on the fucking hill to try to like flip the truck. And they just didn't have enough fucking room for it. so But the kids had a good time. light it flat on its back. Yeah. Yeah. They'd like, that they'd come up, just come down on their tailgate.
Speaker: I'm going to take in the ass right now. Monster pogo stick. Go ahead and click that if you would. That would be awesome. Let's not, let's not. let's not let's not Go put that on the old social medias. Moe Dogg, you are feeling risky tonight, huh, buddy? Dude, i's been I spent a day full of fucking 12-year-olds and in under in sports. Are you at Depthede Island?
Speaker: They all had games today, man. All except the fucking four-year-old. Grave Digger, Chris.
Speaker: We're guessing his favorite monster truck.
Speaker: i remember my godson playing basketball i thought he was gonna go nope i'll tell you what man my uh my my oldest grandson and my oldest granddaughter they're they're both well they're good at every sport they play honestly but they're both really good at basketball they uh yeah it was good it was good day of basketball it was just like Fuck.
Speaker: ah Now i remember why it's so great to be a grandpa. I'm just like, yeah I'm fucking leaving. I'm going on. oh I'm old. I have to leave. And my grandkids, all four them motherfuckers, none of have an off button, man. It's like, they wake up in the morning and their feet are doing this shit, man.
Speaker: Like, Y'all remember being young and alive and being able to do... Having energy? endless method that Yeah. guy I remember. I literally spent three or four hours with him and I like come home and like I'm fucking exhausted. take You take a nap and take a couple of painterly... Because I'm that fun grandpa too. like They want to fucking wrestle and play and shit like that. Of course.
Speaker: Yeah. So yeah, they wear my ass out. I think back, I was talking to my ex-wife a couple months back. I was like, remember when we were young we had all that energy and shit? Yeah. She's like, I know, and her fiancé doesn't do shit. He just sits on his ass and watches television, so they don't, like, you know.
Speaker: Like, I come over, and they're like, Poppy's here. He comes over, and they're like, hey, Papa. ah At least you went in that category. We got the TV turned on for you, and the fucking lazy boy warmed up.
Speaker: Yeah. That guy's here. He's a good guy. He just doesn't, you know, he's just not playful, whatever. Nope. But, yeah. Being a grandpa is fucking awesome.
Speaker: Yeah, I can't wait to be a grandpa, but I hope it's not for our many years from now. Yeah. Of course. but I mean, the the biggest benefit about being a grandpa is you can send them back.
Speaker: Exactly. Exactly right.
Speaker: It's also kind of the nice thing about being a dad is eventually you can send our single dad is eventually you can send them back to their mom. Well, no, I'm not going to go there. Start to say something racial. um um being delicious I was say the little black kids can't say that same thing. line on alive u Sorry, Shaman.
Speaker: Shaman's going to shank you later. I know. Some people got... Hey, listen, some people got melanin and some people got fathers. Okay? Right. mean Exactly. I'm 30 with no kids. Keep it that way, Chris. Yeah, I couldn't say that either, so I can relate. Keep it that way, Chris. All right, you cool cats. I'm going to go do the dinner with the family. But if you guys like this kind of content, make sure you hit that like and subscribe button for some more nonsense, nonsensical network. Yeah.
Speaker: Hell yeah, Remy. Thank you, Remy. Have a good one, buddy. We'll be here. Thank you, Remy. ah good evening
Speaker: Modong, don't know if you were listening earlier, but I announced the roast while Shaman and Jedi as well. first i night I had it on in the car, but I wasn't totally listening. End of the month, right?
Speaker: February 28th. Yeah, okay. And I have a roast master. Who's your Roastmaster? Your mom. I knew it, that bitch.
Speaker: but She didn't even tell me. Yeah, well. He's been roasting all kinds of things up in that one. Roastmaster is a very good friend of mine who does stand-up comedy.
Speaker: no Kevin Holley. he You guys may or may not. He pops up randomly from time to time up here on Saturday nights. I don't think I've ever seen him. I don't think so. Send him a message. We've got to interrogate him.
Speaker: ye Get him over here. Get him up. We've got to end interview him. He might be doing stand-up tonight, actually. I think he is. he you know I signed up tonight once, too. So get him over here.
Speaker: Is he doing stand-up at the Monster Jam? yeah No, yeah. He actually... ah He's got a booked-ass schedule. When I ask him about um being the Roastmaster for the end of the month and then and being my first guest on my new show that I'm starting, he was like, let me look at my calendar. You know what? It don't even fucking matter. it You're your number one priority. So I was like, Oh yeah. Like can let come be on my bullshit podcast.
Speaker: Like, so he's a good guy. He'll be, he'll be perfect for the roast master job, but who all's roasting you? Do you have those people lined up or, Well, yeah, hopefully you guys will hit me up on the backside ah outside of the show. and let me know I'll hit up your backside. Everybody jumped on that. yeah here one mo dogdo Basically, the whole panel will fuck you in the ass. That's what we're saying.
Speaker: Don't beat it up too much for I give you a moan. That's all ask. One at a time, all right? don't know what of slur you think I am. But cocky what? oh We know what kind of slur you are, okay? Everybody that subscribes to OnlyFans. I like to go last so they can see what a real dick feels like.
Speaker: That's fine. We got to loosen it up for MoDog. Oh, the fucking irony in that statement. The old Periscope Garage. Ah, the good old days. Chris Technician.
Speaker: you know i whats what's it What's a didlo? I don't know what a didlo is. dude It's like a dildo incognito mode. You know what I don't miss, Chris? can choose sending and my brother-in-law dick pics at 3 o'clock in the morning. No way. Okay.
Speaker: okay I'm joking. Yeah, sure you are. yeah yeah That sounds like some family reunion shit right there, man. No, I'm only joking. I don't think Chris Technician sends me no fix. All right, I need to slow down on the beer. haven't eaten all day.
Speaker: You don't think he does. You know he does. no ah no, anybody, anybody, it's open. i don't know. i don't know what the cutoff limit will be. Obviously, I'm assuming Wally's going to be there.
Speaker: whats
Speaker: I'm tapping out. It's going to be on this show. It's going to be on Saturday night. He didn't hear you, Jedi. No, didn't hear him. That's why said what? You said, I don't know what the cutoff's going to be, and Jedi quietly said seven inches.
Speaker: Circumcision. I prefer circumcise. Oh, we got cops down the street. I think I'm going to turn around.
Speaker: Fuck you, Arblog. but oh He's also a lady. Mo Dogg, you missed that too. You missed all that. I missed it all, man.
Speaker: yeah I missed the two dudes up on panel and everything.
Speaker: Shawwoman in the building. Yeah, you missed the two dudes on panel that were trying like so hard to bring some racism racism and bullshit and they just they were failing miserable. then you kick them or did they drop?
Speaker: He kicked him, but you could tell they were expecting us to be a lot more offended by what they were saying, and we were just roasting them by heart. They're like, y'all don't even fucking no yeah i know. I'm glad you guys didn't know him, because I made fun of his forehead being small. That YBG, he has been up here a time before, and I've booted him before.
Speaker: But I booted him before because he came right out the gate just dropping N-bombs and other racist, racist anti-Semitic bullshit. He had his whole show like in the back. His background was like the name of his show. You could tell he was trying to get up here and promote real quick. He knew he was getting booed.
Speaker: Yeah. He was trying to get much as he did. Chris Technician, you need to get up here and tell some of the stories you apparently have on Glick, man. We didn't hear it. That wasn't hers. That was mine.
Speaker: Hey, who's Glick? All I know is Francis.
Speaker: That was a... They didn't try to roast me, man. was trying to come at me. i didn't say nothing to him. Who? Oh, those guys on... The guys that came up? Yeah. yeah They came up top of the shit and they went...
Speaker: Yeah, he was trying to get reaction. And he targeted, well, the thing is, because, well, the thing is, wasn't doing anything. He wasn't saying shit. He was just minding his business. yeah So he he kept going, like, the next notch down. Like, oh, this wasn't offensive to them, so going to go to this. This is not offensive to So then he went after, well, the thing is. Yeah, I missed all that.
Speaker: It must have been when I ran in to grab some beer. yes Started calling me Shrek. Who? Shrek? Shrek. No, he called you Fiona. He said Shrek's ugly wife.
Speaker: Yeah. Fuck that guy. Yeah, that guy. I kind of wish I'd have been on stream when they were here. i would have yeah i it It would have been funny as shit if you would have been. I was a little loose on the chair. I wasn't even looking at the screen. I had no clue what was going on. And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh, we got somebody new?
Speaker: Oh, okay. Well, you could tell he was amped up too. He was super energetic just sitting up forward, bouncing around in his fucking chair. You know what it was? He was on that map, man. he was on that meth man I just started saying, did he have that meth bounce going on and shit, man? Yeah. You know how they be they' be shaking and shit? like We just messing around. He was messing around, man. He messed around and found out. I smoked a bad record for a few minutes, and I was watching him backstage, and he was like,
Speaker: What the fuck? What the fuck is this guy doing? He was sitting on a dildo that was way too big. yeah reaching he turned it all the way up to fucking
Speaker: but but that's back well if they're still lurking and they try to come up let them let them back up man we'll fuck with them excuse me I was i was being yelled at across III heard dude. I just heard Kaylee Lee I heard her in the background like now kala kayla was i love was in the back he was in the chatter box Like I was I was and everybody else I just kind of ignore but then I'm getting it from Kayla and Jersey and I'm like, all I gotta I gotta xx na What? They were tag teaming against you? What? Say it ain't so. Two of them came up within five seconds and then they were backing each other up. It was kind of weird. no not there not yellow but too He almost lost his belt.
Speaker: He almost lost his belt. He almost got pinned and pegged at the same time. oh be Easy, buddy. eat Easy, buddy. I will never lose belt. won't lose my belt.
Speaker: Kayla's been with him long enough now. The women were pinning you. The dudes
Speaker: were banging you. Good news, guys. My dog just took a shit. Of course you do, sweetie. Of course you do. Yeah, where were you, Moe Dogg? Moe Dogg, where were you last night when I was getting double teamed by Jersey and and Kayla?
Speaker: Hey, you know what? Being double teamed by two chicks is not a bad fucking thing. like Normally you gotta pay for that. think you need to change your perspective on life, man.
Speaker: Yeah, bro, you need help with that? I got double teamed by both of them.
Speaker: That was probably when I was that star, wandering around in the cold, taking pictures and shit. Yeah. there is i your age we used get triple people With a bunch of chicks riding a train on you, you should be happy.
Speaker: Whoa. Yeah. You choose. Really, what they're wanting do is just scissor each other, and they should use the excuse to get together, you know? you know i used to get double teamed we used to get double teamed uphill both ways. okay well Before school.
Speaker: Eight feet of snow. Right? Well, last night I found out that you and I are going to go to the gay bar, and her and Kayla going to snuggle and watch The Little Mermaid. so Hey, you know, this is what it is, man.
Speaker: Actually, it's hey. Come on, we'll come home all amped up and rip those fucking scales and shit off their ass, man. Whoa.
Speaker: Oh, snap. My dog's about to pull my arm off here. Bitch.
Speaker: Oh, never say never, babe. Come on. Ain't no bitch touching my man. Kayla the same thing.
Speaker: um But they they can be all up on each other, and that's fine. That's fine. I don't i joke't care. I said, the only bitch that's going to touch me is Jedi. Whoa. We get paid for that. We get paid for that. We get paid for that. Yeah, that's content for your OnlyFans.
Speaker: Mm-hmm. Cock tent. She said, what what house or what what house number are we on? Cock tent. I hear your little shit when you drop it, man. Thank you. Thank you. Because nobody reacts. I just keep going. Chris Technician, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's terrible being with two women at the same time. Yeah, it sucks. oh It's i it so bad.
Speaker: lie So bad. don't it Don't ever fucking try it. yeah It is amazing. It is the time of your life. You will have a blast if you get two women at the same time.
Speaker: It's like going to a PTO o meeting and five layers of clothes, man. Don't don't do it. It's not fun. in the na we We're trying to help you, Chris. We're trying to help you say kidless, man.
Speaker: You know? Because you get two or three with a, yeah you might become a fucking daddy. Just saying. and not And not in the good way. Yeah.
Speaker: In the kind of ah you got to pay for 18 years way. you know
Speaker: That's why you never tell him your real name. ha Show your faith. Save sex. Save sex. okay guy but I just tell them my name's Glick.
Speaker: I'm a Glick. I'm a Sasquatch. oh
Speaker: but name is franklick i'm a sas watchtch domestic it sas watchcha My name's My name's Francis. That's why you got the name Francis. oh that's what you got. climbed the fuck out of a tree. Domesticated in 1974.
Speaker: So... We all have anxiety, Chris. And kids only add to it. Yeah, but I got ADHD, too. I have ADHD and ADD and OCD. You got ADHD? You got ADHD?
Speaker: you got adh d Shit, everybody's talking about meds. There's fucking belts and sticks for that shit, man.
Speaker: I got 99 products, but I can't focus on any of them. See, I did grow up with a mom that would send me out to the backyard to get a switch and shit. yeah Yeah. You bring you bring the wrong wrong one in, you got it even fucking harder, man.
Speaker: You can ask about and stuff. She lives with me. I grew up with the projects, MoDog, right? And me and my buddy Tveri's got in trouble.
Speaker: And we go back to his his grandmother's house. And she found out what happened. And she calls up my mom. And she's like, do I have permission to reprimand your son?
Speaker: She's like, yep. So she looks at the both of us. She's like, go out into the woods and find a switch that bends from tip to tip and bring it back.
Speaker: um I never did that again. yeah i see I grew up in a time where like everybody in the neighborhood knew everybody else. You know what I mean? And we, uh, and we were never in the fucking house. Like, you know, our parents would kick us the fuck out of the house unless it was like a tornado, you know?
Speaker: And, uh, So not only did, like, art where I grew up, they wouldn't call and say, hey, do I have permission? They all knew they had fucking permission. So yeah they would kick our ass, then call our parents. Then you got home, and you got it from mom for what you did wrong.
Speaker: Then when dad got home from work, you got it from him for embarrassing the fucking family. You know? I'm like, what the fuck, man? I know. Shaman can't relate to the last part.
Speaker: What's it like having your father beat you? i don't What is that?
Speaker: I see on TV where they hit you with like papers and stuff. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. um handle me My mom couldn't handle me, so she sent me to my godparents.
Speaker: Whenever I got used to You're going to make shaman off himself, man. Calm down. He don't even have one. You're talking about two and shit, man.
Speaker: yeah he' dumb I didn't have a dad growing up, so I don't know about two. You know, the as much as we fuck with Shaman, this motherfucker probably grew up in like the Leave it the Beaver family homestyle and shit, man. you He was Will Smith and fucking... Obama's my father. I'm Carlton.
Speaker: Dance, motherfucker. Dance.
Speaker: Poor Shaman. No, he's not poor. That's the problem. Dude, I would like to be Chowman someday in person and hang out and party. he um's got to be he's up He's got to be a blast to party with. He's a black dude with white privilege. That's what I'm called for. he so He's black and he's white from the waist down.
Speaker: but to both world he's you know and He's struggling harder than the rest of us. i'm like blade you know
Speaker: Shaman's got a all that fake money. You see this good-looking black dude? They pick up the club, they get him home, he takes the pants off, and they're like, what the fuck?
Speaker: So what you're saying is from the pants down, and he's Chad? Well, welcome to the chat, man. Welcome to your own show, Blake. That's true, I forgot. This is a Sasquatch show. Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Speaker: that's true i because frances this is a sa watcho da dada I okay
Speaker: that's apple you guys i hate i hate it here. Why do I come here? I hate this place. According to Kayla in the blacklight, you do it way too much.
Speaker: sorry we We did that one time as a joke. We were on a fucking a baseball tournament. Yeah. yeah I was thinking that was shaman.
Speaker: we all We all went on a fucking but ah baseball tournament and shit, and we're all sitting down here. like we Everybody got their shit unpacked out in their rooms, and we're sitting down around the fucking the pool, right? one of One of the dads jokingly says, did you guys take a blacklight to your fucking room?
Speaker: And he had a blacklight because he's one of those guys that like actually checks that shit. And jokingly, we all went around to each other's rooms. and And none of us slept good that night. Let me just put it that way. We were like, radioact oh we were're like what the fuck is this shit? why What the fuck's on the ceiling, man? What the fuck is that?
Speaker: mo everything happen actually that i knows a lie A, you only went to school in April 28th in your day. Also, they didn't have black lights and they didn't have hotels back in your day, so stop it. Yeah.
Speaker: There were motels and in
Speaker: Moda grew up in a castle. Yeah, exactly. okay He had to stay in people's barns when he visited. Barns, basements, that's what I'm good at, man. you know he was born He was born in a manger.
Speaker: Like baby Jesus. Barns, basements, and blowjobs. Let's go. if you ever meet me in person and I smell like frankincense, don't question it. Just saying. Well, see, might smell like frankincense.
Speaker: That'd be something I'd heard. MoDog, I can smell your Bengay from here. you ever meet MoDog in person, it's because he's wandering the streets aimlessly and he has no idea who he is. Because he's off his medication again. Take me and bathe me and feed me.
Speaker: there's He has a tag on the back of his shirt that says, if found, please return to Jersey. Exactly. yes We just got to scan behind his left ear and we'll find all his info. Double click his life alert. He'll be fine.
Speaker: Exactly. yeah I'm out looking for cheese. I've wandered.
Speaker: thank I'm just looking for cheese. It's okay, old man. thank you That's alright. Last few weeks you've been on this Modog's old shit. That's okay. I can take it, man. I'm just preparing because I know you're going to fucking burn my ass.
Speaker: I catch that shit at work all the time. work with all these fucking kids that are 18 to 20 years old. Can't even fucking drink and they think they know what's up in the world. yeah those Those are the most annoying ones, man.
Speaker: The ones that are young that that life's not even bitch slapped them yet, much less kicked them to the fucking curb, but they think they know everything. Get the fuck away from me, man. like yeah yeah're You're so much cooler than me. Okay. Take this out. Take seven. yeah yeah yeah Your hard life's because your Xbox was down for 15 minutes. Yeah, there was an You don't understand. During 2020, I had to stay inside and talk to my friends on Xbox all day.
Speaker: was horrible. The government paid me to stay home and play video games. I'm probably butthurt. You're like, shut up. You ain't got no fucking friends. just just tell you like if um All those guys your mom bring home are not your friends. If they would have given me a year off school, back in school, I would have loved that shit. And fuck the rules. I would have been out at my friend's house all the time.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Lucky ass little spoiled brats. The world has gotten so fucked up since COVID, man. COVID fucked it. really did well It really did. That was the thing. look Remember, 9-11 allowed them to change a lot of stuff, right? And then things got really fucked up and then it kind of leveled out.
Speaker: And then we got COVID. Right? And then COVID, like, that was their test. Look how many people just blindly followed and did everything. Well, i I tell you what. I will. I mean, like, I fought and served for this country. I love this motherfucker. But I will move to another country when they, because it's coming. They're going to pull that shit again.
Speaker: And if yeah if if the entirety of the country just bows down again, I'll fuck it. I'm out. I'm out. I'm with you, Let's go. Let's go. You want to fucking meet me? That's when you're going to meet me. or Sweden or somewhere, man.
Speaker: I will gladly. Because I didn't do that shit the first time, and I goddamn sure ain't going to do it the fucking second time, man. I will gladly. Just because I got one of those fucking PCR tests. Only one. but But apparently, you know, they're putting shit in there, too.
Speaker: So, I don't know. I can say I'm a true blood. i didn't get any of those jabs. Fuck them. I didn't get a jab. I didn't get a jab. I just did a PCR test once because I was at a work function over in Texas, and they made me fucking take it.
Speaker: i I feel bad for the motherfuckers that had to do it to keep their livelihoods, that had to keep their jobs and shit. You know? Like, that sucks. That guy got the first round. I lost my fucking hair because of it. I'm telling you, there wasn't really... ah That was just simply saline that were in those needles. 100%. Nothing in there.
Speaker: I had i to do that it. That's it? It wasn't any latest fucking default because he got vaccinated. Please. A hundred percent. Literally within six months, I started getting patches falling out of my fucking hair, my beard, everything. I used to have not a glick beard, but I had a beard.
Speaker: No shit. He had a MoDog beard. Yeah. I didn't know that. The COVID shot is why i got fucking alopecia. And all you guys make fun of Autoimmune disease. How fucked are you? You guys are nuts. No, I'm doubling down. now i'm Now I'm going to make more fucking fun of you. here Well, you should. i deserve it. But
Speaker: but yeah. but I didn't know that, man. You know what? i think I think I've heard you say that before, but I i think I thought you were just like joking, being funny. No. that That's like legit.
Speaker: So you're saying the rapid test I should be safe, man? My wife got the jab, too, and she had alopecia, but a different kind, but, like, she took care of it right away. She went right in and started getting fucking injections into her head like, stop her body from fighting her hair. Her hair is great.
Speaker: It's beautiful hair. My... I didn't give a fuck. I was like, whatever. I'm just going to shave my head. I already had a really close buzz cut whatever, something like when it started doing that. But then when it started growing back, that's when it all grew back white. It's kind of funny because you know how male pattern baldness is? You got that little horseshoe.
Speaker: My hair will grow back, but it's on the top. And then where normal bald people have their hair is where I don't grow back. the reverse mohawk and shit? i Not mohawk, but like is it's fucked.
Speaker: I don't care. i just shave my hair. that's awesome, bro. Get it faded and then you can just make it look like you wanted it that way. I don't think about male pattern baldness or anything like that. I wouldn't know.
Speaker: See, my hair is thick as fuck. You guys can't see it because glasses and a hat and shit. my My hair is thick as fuck except for like right here in the very front. Those glasses really cover your hair. but it's But it's been like... Yeah, I know, right?
Speaker: Well, I'm just saying all the shit I got with the the earphones and everything. But... But it's been this shit right here in the very front has been like that for 25 fucking years, man. you Got like the the deep widow peaks that go back and shit. If see me on screen, they they think I don't have hair, but it's because I keep my hair cut short. I have since I was in the Marine Corps. you know But when I let that shit grow out, even when I go get haircut like once a month, when they're cutting the sides and the back and the top and shit, they're like, you just see clumps of this shit falling off. It's thick as fuck, man. Except for right right in the very front. man.
Speaker: Jersey what I was saying is I took it I guess I took a rapid test but then you know the conspiracy people would tell you that they soldier down in the test I'll be right back oh and down
Speaker: i Gotta go pee I might be the conspiracy people said that the tests were bad No, they like they cuz you know how the the the shots were bad, right? And they're putting shit in you.
Speaker: And they're saying that even in the test, like the PCR test or whatever, we had to stick that shit all the way up your nose. There's stuff on the end of there that they were actually like putting inside you when you were doing the test. It's weird. Like I knew a lot of people that were in the medical field and and and and whatnot and and had jobs where they were like, I had a job where I i was for, and i didn't kevin i didn't I didn't care either way,
Speaker: anti whatever with the shot whatever do you do you do whatever makes you happy just research it and and and try to educate yourself as best you can i worked for i worked for a company where we you know you either got the shot or they fired you so i got it and i heard all these horror stories from everybody like jedi saying like all these horror stories about the shot doing this and the shot doing that and i didn't have anything i didn't get sick i had nothing at all happened to my arm hurt for like a day I don't think there was anything in it. I think it was just saline.
Speaker: I don't know. I know way too many fucking people that had it. du And they got some... what um yeah Scientists came up in front of Congress and said 72% of the people that had got the shot and died from COVID was because of the shot.
Speaker: Weakened their system. I don't know. this My systems. I mean, i don't I don't... I very rarely get sick as it is. um I don't know. Maybe I'm just in novel. I have a strong immune system, too. like Honestly, I feel like COVID strengthened my shit because I got sick right before in 2019, the end of November, and then I didn't get sick for a few years up until the year before last.
Speaker: i got okay did I got COVID five years after the fact. I had COVID for the first time last year. and And I didn't get super sick. I just felt like I got hit by a truck. My body was just... I could barely move. My body hurts so fast. I was down for not even the whole day.
Speaker: You know what i mean? I was down for not even the whole day um when I got COVID finally. And then um lately, like everybody's been sick at work. It's gone around three times at work.
Speaker: And all I've caught was like a little bit of a stuffy note. Yeah. I don't know. Like I said, maybe maybe maybe it's because I'm a Sasquatch. I'm immune to everything. No, I'll tell you what, man. There's so there's something to be said about herd immunity, right? I mean, and I'm not trying to get all political and shit, but there is something to be said about herd immunity and because I can say this. I ain't, bro.
Speaker: and Anybody that knows me, that's been around me, knows knows that I've been like job hunting for two fucking years because nobody wants to hire a 60-year-old. That's a whole other fucking story. but Yeah, that's promotion. Not being around people on a daily basis like you would when you go to work. I have been i have been sick more in the last fucking... I'm just on my colds, right?
Speaker: I've been sick. and And I think it's when I go to like the kids' sporting events and shit, when I'm around a bunch of people. Because I'm not used to being around people like every fucking day like you normally are. And I've been sick more in the last, I'll say a year and a half than I have in the last 30 fucking years, you know? Yeah, and i and i posted yeah exactly. Exactly right.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly right. So I'm a big believer in that. Yep. So I start this new job on the 16th and I'm like, fuck, I hope I ain't deathly sick by the eighteenth but
Speaker: Just, ah you know, they will both jobs to help strengthen your immune system, you know, as you're starting work, and that way you'll get ahead of the game. Yeah. What you going to be doing, MoDog?
Speaker: Sales. Sales. Oh, yeah. You're going to get sick as fuck. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's it's ah it's in-house. I mean, so... not ah but um I'm not a... I'm not... you yeah i know oh People are going to buy shit sick as fuck. because i did I've done so many jobs of sales. I was a sales manager.
Speaker: yeah dude i yeah i i'm it's good that i ah damn don't even want to talk about it because depressing as fuck i've been like i've been i don't i've been well no i've been i've been like director director level you know like way up there and you know making way north of 100 grand a year you know like the majority of my fucking life and yeah this This fucking job is like... That's that's a kicker. It is. It this it is, Even right now, just not like you know a Put it this way. I just took ah i took a job
Speaker: but This motherfucker only pays $11 an hour. What? Yeah. what commission you getting But there's a lot of commission to be made. Right. And I know a bunch. I know a bunch of people that work there that yeah like their first two years there because some them worked with me at the last place and they've actually been at this place.
Speaker: For the last two years. and They've made over. you know A couple of them have made over 100 grand a year. so there' And they can show you how to do it. so there's well Fuck. Dude I could sell fucking dildos. To a fucking nun. i i I'm not worried about that. He can sell a ketchup flavored pops. To a woman in white gloves. yeah i'm not I'm not worried about that. The the whole the whole thing has just been. well She's going to deep throat it anyways. and it's gonna yeah i'm I'm telling you. For for those of you the younger than me.
Speaker: telling man you get to be like 60 nobody wants to hire your ass man because they're like because they think oh this motherfucker's made way too much and been too too high up in the like corporate ladder we don't want him he's just gonna leave the next fucking job offer he gets or they think oh you're 60 you're getting ready to retire No, I'm not, but they don't know that. you know But anyway, I'm not pissing them out and whining. I'm just saying it is what it is. But yeah, literally had to accept a job that's basically an entry-level fucking sales position at this fucking company. Damn. Tell me about it. At this point in time in my life, my retirement plan is death.
Speaker: but Well, i i'm I'm one of those that and I never planned on retiring anyway. because and And it definitely has shown me the last literally two fucking years that I i would die. if i Like, if I didn't have something going forward and I was just home all day, no, fuck that.
Speaker: Fuck that shit. think I'd be totally fine, to be honest with you. I think I'd be totally fine not going to work. i just As long as I still have some friends around to talk to. Yeah. Well, and I was telling Jersey the other day, i said, you know, here's the bad thing, and this this is going to sound fucked up when I say it, but you'll you'll probably understand what I mean.
Speaker: Not having a job the last two fucking years, and it's not for lack of trying. I mean, I've been busting my ass to find work, like, at literally every fucking day, you know? But... not having a job that I had to go to it. Like I am at the point where I'm like, I ain't worked in two years. I fuck, I don't want to work, but I don't, I, I've not had any money coming in for two years either. You know i mean? Like I've literally been living off of and burning the fucking savings that I had, you know? So, but yeah, I've got to that point where I'm like, I don't really want to go to fucking work. I just fucking have to, you know? Yeah. You know, I'm to that point where i don't want to
Speaker: Well, i look around, I see everybody else that's my age, like people I went to high school with and shit, right? And all all these motherfuckers are retiring and like, you know, living their lives now and shit. And I'm like, okay, fuck you.
Speaker: Yeah, maybe I want mask you. You're judging. And you're lucky it's cold outside. I'd go get my soap sunglasses so I could be cool like Sarge too. Okay. i put I put this on when a matchy match was started. And I was like, well, I don't want to put my cowboy hat on. I feel like it's too early in the night.
Speaker: so but i just want i need to get I need to get one of those hats. I like those hats. And if I put my fedora on, you guys just make fun of me. Well, yeah, big time. yeah But see, you've got the head. You've got the head for a fucking flat cap, man. You do. You've got the head for it. You've got the head for a fucking hat, too. i Most hats don't look good on me. We talked about that last week. yeah Some people, like Jedi, you gotta head for hats. you know i don't't I don't.
Speaker: I got a big weird fucking watermelon head. but basically i i head did a pf yeah Basically, when I heard Modog just say to Jedi, he's got a strong head game. Same thing to me. i just told two guys that they have strong head games.
Speaker: I'm scared of my masculinity. It's all good.
Speaker: Yes, you do, babe. Yes, you have, babe. Yeah, babe, you got a nice head, too. You got a nice head. Don't you discourage yourself, babe.
Speaker: I'm pretty sure there's a picture Scott who made of me fucking proving that. so Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you guys. got Good, then he'll take a break. deep well take a me No, he won't.
Speaker: he's He's made, there you go, that one exactly. I have no idea what you're talking about. hey i just i just want to say What are you up to, Jedi? How many is he made of you?
Speaker: So fucking many. He's made three or four of me, and they're all like shit like that. you know They're not the Glick level. He's made a dozen of me, at least. He's got to be made more than a dozen. There was a dozen back when I was hanging out in the community. You're probably right. I can't count past a dozen. Wow, he's made way more than that of me. I can't even keep counting all the ones you made. Shut the fuck up, Clip. Shut the fuck up. And not a bad one out there. Not bad one out there.
Speaker: and askcar Fuck you, Francis. I got a hashtag that. Fuck you, Francis. You know what? You're just mad because the shadow loves me. Look, man, i've I've stepped up my ah my AI game. I make my own pictures of myself these days.
Speaker: Look at that guy. Look at that guy. That's actually a badass picture, man. I know, right? Full-blown fucking action hero right there. what's what's you Pull the other one up. What's the other one?
Speaker: Which other one? You said you made two them. a I made three of them tonight. There's that one. And then this is the Do you wear glasses? Yeah, I wear glasses.
Speaker: You just don't ever wear them on string? I'll be 100% honest. I'm actually blind as fuck. i'm actually blind as fuck without my glasses but i don't wear my glasses and this is why you see that you see the ring light the glare yeah yep that's what that's why i wear my contacts on stream all the time so i'm actually i'm actually blind as shit without my glasses so what you guys don't see is that i'm like a foot and a half away from my computer screen right now so i can still see the cop yeah You know, you could just hit hold control and use the little roll button on your mouse and it'll zoom in and make things bigger.
Speaker: Like being entitled and braggadocious. Nah, Shaman, then he'd he'd have to have him so big he'd only be able to see two fucking words at a time and shit. He's scrolling down forever. right trying to get yeah kind of Kind of the way I scroll down when i I'm on a site and they ask me for my fucking year I was born. I'm like, zing! Zing! Yeah, you know, it is funny how people used to complain about that, and as you get older, you go, oh, this is what you meant.
Speaker: Look, I'm not being braggadocious, but the point is, I mean, Scotto makes great pictures of me. Nah.
Speaker: Fuck you, Gleg. I mean, Francis. Look, he he even even adds biceps where there aren't any. I got my sister. Look at that guy. Look at that handsome guy. bri eps seat will be here later this week. You can definitely tell that you're right-handed, though.
Speaker: I'm left-handed, but, you know. Oh, yeah. Look at that handsome guy. And the greatest picture of all time is this one right here. and And I'm still taking credit for that shit.
Speaker: You can take credit for it. See? Listen, I'm talking shit, but I'm not watching you guys on the phone, so I see everything like 15 seconds after because I can't see shit on the phone. So like I got you on the TV.
Speaker: Did your dad take your glasses when he left? Probably. That would explain why I don't have any, guess. I never saw. When he went out to get it back at Newports.
Speaker: right Cools. Cools. He went to get Black Miles, okay?
Speaker: I'll be back. I got to get a gallon of milk, a pack of Newports, and Black and miles and and and a and Mild. 20 years later. Yeah, 20 years later, Shaman's still sitting by the door waiting.
Speaker: Are you my daddy? Yeah. Damn it. I
Speaker: always wondered if Jedi MoDog were related.
Speaker: father and son. and future Not nephew and uncle, but father and son. Yeah, right. That's alright. I'm used to the old jokes, man. It's all good. what now what shaman mentioned You know what? Now that he says that, though, I could i could actually kind of see that. like you can definitely be like i could actually i could actually see father and son fucking energy there, man.
Speaker: I hate you, Dad. I'm going to my room. Don't take out the trash. Clean up the dog shit. Oh, wait. you're not Your name's not James. Never mind. Exactly. James Otto.
Speaker: Yeah, where's he at, man? I wanted to fucking drazz his ass tonight, man. I heard he was talking some major shit before I got here. he was and then he was talking shit He was like he told me he said you got a bad Jersey block Jersey i was like hey jersey's unblockckable it was like he was like I will not like it subscribe to this channel unless you block Jersey and I was like you already liked and subscribed check ass and he was like that's That's the thing about Twadwa, man. he like
Speaker: If you know him, you know he's just trying to be funny and shit. You know what I mean? But if you don't know him, he comes off like a total dickhead. but well I love James. think he's great. it yeah he's That's what I'm saying. If you don't if you don't know him, you know it comes off like, you know...
Speaker: i was i was I was looking forward to jumping up here and fucking with him. just a fun one It was also very hard to carry out a conversation on a panel with only James Ottawa and nobody else. Yeah. I was going to say felt a little sorry for you, but I really didn't.
Speaker: but but know i mean i love I love James. I think he's great. I don't even think he knows who's Canadian. Yeah. I don't know that he knows he's fucking human.
Speaker: Who's going to tell him? He's like an animal person, whatever that word is, dog. He just, like, he's like dog can talk. He just barks and says. yeah jet ah Jersey just nailed it. She said, yeah, he's innocent. Like, that that's it. I mean, that's just it's just him being him, you know?
Speaker: But had I not known that from knowing him before, you know what I mean? Basically what Jersey just said by saying he's innocent is he's retarded. She called him a retard. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker: i answer it i'm anti as As they say in the south bless his heart, right? Oh, well moon pie face last face Bless them hard. You got to bless it real hard yeah but My great-grandmother used to call or used to you should tell me she's to talk about kids with special needs and she said she would say Christopher them kids are special They were kissed by an angel. It wasn't until I got older that that was I realized that that was just her nice way of saying, they're fucking retarded. Right.
Speaker: So you're telling me the angels kiss us, they fuck us up? Is that what you're telling me? Apparently. You're retarded. You angel kisses. I like James, man. James is a good guy, man. I'm the short boss.
Speaker: Sorry, my grandma called me. My real name was Francis. She said, sweet Francis, come over here and let me talk to you and on ah On a totally different side note, let me ask you guys a question. because i just I turned the fucking TV on and it was just like scrolling. because My TV's always on. It's just background noise. yeah i didn't even fucking realize the Olympics had started.
Speaker: no I didn't either. You just called flipping through the channel scrolling. was scroll flipping. There we go. Just flipping.
Speaker: and we go just're clippping Also, speaking of the Olympics, Snoop's all- When did they start?
Speaker: Last week? Wednesday. Oh, no shit. Okay. i already i literally had no idea. i usually I usually like to watch the Olympics. i think i think but I didn't even know the shit was going on.
Speaker: Actually, you know what? It was probably a couple days ago because they lit the torch. and um a last like Jersey said last night was opening ceremony, so it just started yesterday, though. Oh, so I must have saw that shit this morning then.
Speaker: All right. um So apparently when they lit the the big torch up or whatever, it lit some kind of ball that looked had like the six-pointed star in there and the Pentagon shit.
Speaker: Oh, really? they were saying it was satanic. Satanic panic. Imagine that. Satanic panic. panic I don't know. Apparently Snoop Dogg is an Olympic coach for curling or something.
Speaker: Shut the fuck Are having weed smoking and competition? No, I think that I heard somewhere that Snoop Dogg, well, last year he sponsored some weird-ass country and something. He, like, paid for all their shit.
Speaker: Our last Olympic. You know, I watched that motherfucker roll a joint on a stream one time in under a second. It was like 0.9 seconds this motherfucker rolled a joint.
Speaker: Yep. Yep. I was like, it was like 0.9 or 0, 0.9 or ten when but we whi a lead I was like, God damn, man.
Speaker: That's some talent. And I don't smoke weed now. Go ahead. Start. Okay, done. I did my fair share back when I was a younger lad. but Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg is serving as the official honorary coach for Team USA at the 2026 Winter Olympics.
Speaker: winter olympics Providing membership, motivation, and signature flair for American. So all Team USA Sports, I'm guessing, he's the honorary coach.
Speaker: They all high as fuck, man. So basically what you're telling me is they made up a position just to pay him to be out there. Yeah, pretty much. He's the dog. he's the doll So what you're telling me is they want more black people to watch the Olympics, so they put Snoop Dogg in there.
Speaker: I find that racist. Contact highs all around. in here you Have you seen the video where he's standing outside of, ah I think it was one of his concerts, either before or after, and he's standing in there with the fucking security guard?
Speaker: And he just passes a security guard, a fucking joint, a blunt, actually. security guard kind of a Security guard just kind of looks and is like, fuck it, and starts hitting it. Yep, I saw that.
Speaker: He lost his job. it That's not an Olympic torch. That's an Olympic blunt. Right? That ain't an Olympic torch. That's fucking Snoop Dogg up there, man. That's him and fucking Willie and shit.
Speaker: you There's an interview with Snoop where he said the only person that's ever outsmoked was Willie Nelson. like Yeah. we were but I saw that. We got to get food, bro. We got to get food, bro. who certainly He said, that motherfucker had me fucked up from the get-go, man.
Speaker: Yep. That's funny shit, too. You think about it man. like Willie gets a lot of credit for like music and shit, and I know he's been around for a hot fucking minute. right? A lot. a minute He's mostly fucking known for his fucking weed smoking and well yeah yeah after how bakeed I mean, he doesn't have big since the smoking weed. pi yeah If you think about it, Willie does not have a great voice. No, he doesn't. He doesn't. He does some great songs, but does not have a great voice. Yeah, but yeah exactly.
Speaker: He's more known for smoking weed. Yeah. yep Hey, more power to him, man. I mean, he's made a career out of it, you know what i mean? Yeah. Fucking junkie.
Speaker: Fucking drug addict junkie. absolutely i don't know. People get all butt hurt when you make fun of or when you call weed a drug. I'm not addicted to smoking weed. It ain't a drug. It's a plant that grows out of the ground.
Speaker: And if you just happen it' so to dry it out and burn it, it has some side effects. man Anybody know what that's from? marijuana Oh my gosh. That was from a comedian. You know what?
Speaker: I tell people I'd rather you smoke weed than drink or do any other drug.
Speaker: I'm a huge fan of alcohol and meth. so
Speaker: He's a math scotch the meth squatch. Meth squatch. Simon's a crackcoon. He's a pretty fat one. A crackcoon.
Speaker: Is that what I heard you say? yeah like yeah yeah I was just going to say, Glick, you got to him. Have I been gone for like a month? When did all this shit happen, man? It was like a couple streams ago we came up with this. Yeah, it just yeah it was just like a couple weeks ago. I was on the fucking panel last week, wasn't No, it was the week before. week okay.
Speaker: I was not the week before. Okay. you you the couple weeks i was in it. Yeah. We had the whole scenario, and then last week, i because I had homework for last Saturday.
Speaker: Remember singing karaoke last week, Sarge? I do remember that. I do. we did hit We did get an X, by the way. Well, we didn't get a strike. We got a warning on on YouTube, and I was like, ah, I'll just send set it to private, YouTube was like, ah, good.
Speaker: For what? For singing karaoke. Just in general or for one song? ah Yeah, in general, we were all so bad that YouTube was like, hey Yeah. should You guys should never do this again. not that you use copyrighted material. It's the fact that you suck so bad at it. YouTube said, i swear to God, if you fucking ever do that again, I'll rip your ass out of here. president i put you there well didn't i didn't I didn't think you could get copyrighted for, oh some of you fuckers, you glick personally.
Speaker: You were playing actual songs instead of karaoke versions. and no so Is that what it was? you're not even allowed to play instrumental. Yeah, the the loophole the loophole with the songs is if you do a cover version of that song, you won't get copywritten.
Speaker: But yeah, it was like some of the karaoke versions and stuff like that. It was like two or three songs. Well, the karaoke versions just have the words and the music in the background. But it was like two or three songs that, and it was it was it wasn't anything major. It was just like a warning, like it's blocked in some territories.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Which if you look at it, it's a bunch of countries. Last week we got blocked in Russia, up and i didn't I didn't remove it because I was like, fuck Russia. And then um this week we got two copyrights, but it didn't affect me.
Speaker: Yeah, so a lot of times you can go into the YouTube studio and you just edit out that segment and you're fine. But it was an after show. So our after shows always go to go to private the very next day anyways. so Fuck that. Throw it out there, man.
Speaker: That's the wrongness. I'm saving the after shows for the Patreon. Once we get a big enough following where people are willing to pay for the bullshit that they miss out on.
Speaker: Lazy? Still that idea, Lazy. yeah Wait, jersey Jersey said she did too. You did too what? You got a... On what? On one of your shorts?
Speaker: No, she wrote that before that.
Speaker: Goddamn, I should probably fucking eat something. don't know. Oh, you mean a copyright on her shorts?
Speaker: I mean, yeah, she puts shorts out all the time. She's got some shorts that are, like, damn near fucking viral, man. She didn't use karaoke. I can't do karaoke versions. If I'm going to sing karaoke, I got to hear the actual song.
Speaker: I've seen her on TikTok, but... Yeah, she's out she's out on ah YouTube. She's got a bunch of shorts on YouTube. My dog's a huge fan of my TikTok page. I am. I mean, that's the whole reason I fucking signed up to TikTok. so So Shaman. I see Shaman be creeping my page, too.
Speaker: Actually, come on my feet you don't ever see me on your TikTok.
Speaker: I rarely go to TikTok. I've never seen you on mine, so... I rarely get on Snapchat. new who runs the yeah Although Jersey joined Snapchat up again so that she can message with me, but I've not got a message from her in like a week and a half. so i'm just might Might be a little bullshit there. i' just i think I think I got a short on here that did like 10,000 plus views.
Speaker: Two things, Moe Dogg. Jersey don't have time to talk to you on Snapchat because she's too busy talking to you. oh okay She does talk to me on Snapchat too. All the time.
Speaker: I didn't go. My biggest video has almost 700,000 views. so your 7,500 is shit, Jersey. step your Step your fucking game up. and On YouTube, the biggest one I think we have is like 6,300. Look, he was he was he was proud of you, and now he's not.
Speaker: Yeah. yeah oh never yeah oh my Oh, my pride just went out the window. Why? Why are you? Why are you watching this stream? Go make a video. and yeah Come on. We need fucking daddy. Need some money. God damn it. Yeah, the YouTube video, the YouTube short that got like 6300 views on it was just some random cap cut bullshit that I used.
Speaker: Like one of those filters. It was just some bullshit. It had nothing to do with the network or anything like that.
Speaker: Well, all mine are little CapCut templates, and I just put something else that we made under that and promote the show. Well, no, I mean, it's, it's it's yeah, it's I used, like, it's ah it's under the show. Like, it's, I can't remember what it is, something like our guardian angels ah watching us in the nonsensical network or something like that.
Speaker: I mean, and if you want to, Chris, but I i do all the logos and and all the thumbnails and everything like that for for the basically for the network. You know, the laziest guy on the network who never does anything from what I hear. Excuse me.
Speaker: Well, at least you know. I give that 7. Yeah, okay. and um yeah you're okay I was going to give it a 6.5, so you're good. I'm being generous. yeah You can do better, MoDog.
Speaker: Oh, I could, but then I might shit my pants at the same time, so... I get you bonus points. yeah You know if it know what it's like when you get old, man. thing Lose all bodily functions.
Speaker: now we if Whatever, Jersey. Fuck, I try to do fucking helicopter shit, man. I shit my pants. i wish like Helicopter, helicopter. Oh, shit. Gotta go to the bathroom. That's a shiticopter.
Speaker: Shiticopter. I wish I could do a helicopter. I'm jealous. Well, you know, I got to tie a fucking brick to it, but what's your fucking point, man? I look like a scared turtle when I'm standing naked.
Speaker: You ever seen a scared turtle before? Yeah. Peek-a-boo. Yeah, exactly. Peek-a-boo. so Turtle, turtle. Turtle, turtle. Turtle, turtle. That was She-Man.
Speaker: I tried to do a helicopter, and it's just a sad fucking moment. Like, mini wiggle. Just kept getting caught up in the pubic hair. Yeah, did it move? Did it move?
Speaker: I tried doing a helicopter, but it was just a little drone. Yeah. I'm going to drop down.
Speaker: Have a good one, bro. Take care, of man. he's He's going to helicopter front me right now make sure he's still got it. Yeah, he's like, these motherfuckers can't helicopter. I can't hang around with them and shit. He's like, oh, non-helicopter. Take flight.
Speaker: I'm actually going to watch that movie with Jason Momoa and Dave Pettista. Dude, great movie. I saw it. Yeah, it was pretty good. The Wrecking Crew? Yeah, the Wrecking Crew. getting ready watch that.
Speaker: Yeah, we watched it last week. Great movie. Great classic like classic action with the one-liners and everything in it. great what it What is it? Is it a comedy and action show? It's a comedy action. as comedy back comedy comedy action Action comedy. i don't know Action comedy. Action comedy.
Speaker: No, it's great. it was great hey but Have a great night, man. Enjoy the movie. Take care, man. Take get two bro i we I just can't support Jason Momoa knowing that you know like he's been fucking ah like my crush from 25 years ago.
Speaker: well know He's a too, bro. he's a yeah And enter there's that. i wasn't trying to go there but oh yeah i go there now when when he with he's with ah linny krawit's daughter Oh, is he really with Joey? Yeah, he was married to her and shit, man. I think he still is. Or maybe not. I don't know. i I don't follow the fucking dude. I just know one time he was.
Speaker: He wasn't married to Zoe. He was with Lenny Kravitz's ex-wife. oh No, no. I think he was with Zoe. All I'm saying is don't let your underage daughters take photos with them because he will grab their breath.
Speaker: I know you're Googling it. Let me know what you find out. I'm pretty sure he was with Zoe Kravitz. No. Well, I mean, if he was, he apparently watched her movie and he was American woman. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, think he was. Yeah, he's married to Lisa Bonet. Oh, Lisa Bonet. Okay. Yeah. You're right. Yeah. Zoe's mom. Lenny Kravitz's ex-wife.
Speaker: You're right. Yeah, you're right. Exactly. thats So that's who I was thinking of. I just had the wrong fucking name. Man, she left. she was She was fine as a motherfucker back in the day.
Speaker: Just saying. Jason Momoa must really have a third leg because Lenny Kravitz has a third leg. I wouldn't know. And I don't want to know how you know. Unfortunately, the entire world knows because apparently, at ah well, not apparently, it happened. And I've seen the video.
Speaker: Not that I looked it up. He looked it up. At one of his concerts, he he like did one of his like little crazy dance moves. in His hand split. And he just his giant fucking hog flopped out.
Speaker: He clicked right in the face because he was in the front seat. Oh, Scotto's in the fucking house. See, you start talking about big dicks. Start talking about big dicks. Scotto shows up. That was Lenny Kravitz. Yeah, see, he knows what talking about.
Speaker: Have you guys tried a... I have never had a Moscow mule. I've had... I've only had one. don't remember what it tastes like. those I have. those Those are big in Kentucky, man. I have. Multiple times. I was already drunk. I think it was Zoe Kravitz. I think she did a couple porn movies.
Speaker: Shut up and give me a link. Just do what I did. what a man was, shut up and give Shaman the link. And Shaman will give it to me. Oh, no, no, no, no. no no That's going to be a sticky link by the time you get it. I know, right? think get strong information I information. I'm going to be like, Smells like Smells like Hennessy and weed. And great soda. it was I think it was Lawrence Fishburne's daughter who did porn. Not Zoe Crouch. God, Lawrence Fishburne. Good actor.
Speaker: Ugly motherfucker. I hope his daughter didn't get his looks. God damn. God are i now fuck Sean would be like Eddie Murphy back in the fucking early 80s and shit, man.
Speaker: That motherfucking fish quit swimming when he come over that motherfucker, he'll fuck anything that moves, man.
Speaker: yeah Have you guys seen Eddie Murphy Raw? Shaman, yeah. God damn, man. I got that shit. I can do that whole fucking concert word for word. That was a nice, nice actual fully laugh there, Shaman. Yeah, but wait till you feel Eddie Murphy Raw.
Speaker: you know Well, I mean, he's had a stroke now, so it only hangs half to the left, you know? Oh, did he have a stroke? A couple years ago. I didn't even know that.
Speaker: Diddy's stroking everybody.
Speaker: Ain't no party like a Diddy party. yeah Chris, did you have one or are you just asking about it? It's pretty good.
Speaker: um ah You lost me a ginger beer. Don't they put it it like in a copper cup? No, but it works it works with the vodka. It really does. Because I'm not a fan of ginger beer either.
Speaker: I don't support anything Russian. That's a beer with red hair. Well, you know, Mills told you last week, not all vodka is Russian. You know you got the Swedish, you know, Reka. Also, Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed, and I'll never forgive him for that. but I don't either. Good point. i'm with one greg Therefore, I won't break the pressure.
Speaker: Yeah, if okay, so you're asking about a Chris. Yeah, you should try one, man. They're pretty good. If he dies, he dies. mean, and then look, he was the bad guy in... He's not a machine. You cut him right.
Speaker: He's just a man, just like you. universal so You're an Italian stank. Yeah, R.I.P. Mickey. I said stank, not tank.
Speaker: Fuck. Let me another beer. I'll be back. Might as well piss while I'm up. Don't judge me. Caleb, you just know you're the same. Wait minute. Hey, babe, get me a beer.
Speaker: Ah, fuck. I guess I didn't get my own. they Save the bottle and just be in the bottle, bro. Nah. I'm not a heathen. I have a fucking bathroom fucking 15 feet away from me, man.
Speaker: I'll go piss in the sink like normal. It's all good. yeah right Fair enough. and We're all being judged very harshly because Kayla has never seen the Rocky movies. and Oh my god. ah yeah you i to Break up. Break up time. Break up time.
Speaker: You don't like Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker: How can you not like Sylvester Stallone? Come on.
Speaker: I mean... Well, Kayla, I used to love you. I don't like him anymore. You know, I'm not a fan of Sylvester anymore, though. Oh, why? Because he's not all fucking woke and shit?
Speaker: Yeah. Because Sylvester Stallone had a dick, bro. Unlike Shaman. Shaman hates everybody who has it. He a father. oh No, I just, I don't know. i stopped liking his movies back in the day. Like, the what was he? He was in the Expendables or whatever.
Speaker: i didn't even care about that much. Yeah, you know what? I got to agree with you. I'm not a fan of, like, those movies, but I love all the Rocky movies. Plus, they came out and I was, like, young and full of, you know.
Speaker: yeah I know, I know. Back then, he was great. yeah But I do like him in that what' what's that thing he's on? on um king King of, what the fuck is that? ah king atta King of Tulsa. yes Is that good? I heard that was it it is that's really i' watching that that's good. It I just started getting into that.
Speaker: Shut up, Scotto. He said we're all sounding like some Noelles up here. I don't even know what that means because I've never seen Noelle. Novellas? I've heard some shit. She don't like them. He just irritates her.
Speaker: I love the Expendable movies for one fact and one fact only. It's just old school action 90s. It's explosions. I've only seen the first one.
Speaker: There's no story to it. There's no plot to it. it's just There's go to be a lot of guns. There's going to a lot of explosions. explosions and there's gonna be a lot of fights. and Then you see all the classic guys come back into one movie.
Speaker: yeah so cool It's like a nostalgia feel. Are they great movies? No, they're actually not. But they're fun to watch. Yeah. I have check them out. I haven't seen them. mean, there's like four of them. I i got something to say to your girlfriend, Glick.
Speaker: Okay. Yo, Kaylee! I did it!
Speaker: I'll be right back. know. I can feel her flipping me off from here. I tend to. It's so funny. You're so lucky. I like you, Moe Dog. It's like, fuck him, man.
Speaker: Fuck old grandpa.
Speaker: I'll be back. I'm going to kick his walker out from underneath him. I'm going to take his hair tag off of him. How's he like that? yeah I'm going to take his fucking handicapped parking side. He's got to park where regular people park. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, you don't have to. like The Rocky movies aren't about Stallone. It's an underdog story. it's it's a and and And growing up, I'm a Southpaw.
Speaker: Rocky was a Southpaw. a lefty. Rocky was a Southpaw. He an underdog. am too, Blick. I am too. Yeah. That's why we share the same brain cell, because it's the only one that functions. Sort of functions. It needs a little help sometimes. Cheers. What's going on, Chuck?
Speaker: Cheers to you. Help me you. mouseun help you it yeah The only kind of function you get is malfunction, bro. here I haven't seen the Creed movies. ah I haven't either.
Speaker: I've been told to watch them, and I just never cared to because, like, yeah, it's not the Rockies. So i was like, fuck it. well Yeah, it's a spin-off. I think it's a cool concept and a cool continuation.
Speaker: I just... yeah i like I'm afraid to watch them because... They're not Rocky. Also, Rocky V never happened and it doesn't exist. Right? I agree with that too. Fuck that movie.
Speaker: That's a Mandela effect. Rocky V never was a real thing. It wasn't. and Anybody thinks it's real? You're liar to yourself. What year did Creed come out? Well... Creed the band or Creed the movie?
Speaker: Well, I mean... Normally, i would say that's a great question, but since we're talking about Creed the movie, I'm going to probably just Creed the movie today.
Speaker: I put in Creed, and the first thing that popped up was Creed the Rock Band. First and foremost, Creed is not a rock band. Dude, they're totally rock, dude. They're totally rock, man. I think Creed came out in 2015, it looks like. Oh.
Speaker: two thousand and fifteen it looks like oh Yeah, 2000. Oh, shit, that long ago? Yeah. Wow. And and and and i like I like Michael B. Jordan. I think he's a great actor. and He's great in everything. movie centers that He was in. al man, that was awesome. Have you guys seen that?
Speaker: Yeah, like his brother. His brother did a great job, too. I like his dad, Michael A. Jordan, great basketball player. Not the greatest of all time, but he's pretty good. He played for the Chicago Bulls, won a few rings. Michael A. Jordan is his dad.
Speaker: His brother is Michael C. Jordan.
Speaker: Michael Jordan is the greatest player of all time. No.
Speaker: If you say LeBron, you just LeBron. No. Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player of all time. Larry Bird is Whatever. Whatever. You can do that. As long as you don't say LeBron, I'm fine.
Speaker: Come on, Jalen. Come on, Jalen. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Scott Stiles, bro. I don't care. Okay? You can twist Scott Stiles. I hate that argument. I hate that argument so much.
Speaker: Michael Jordan, LeBron James thing. It's two totally different eras. good michael Oh my God. Don't tell me you're a fucking LeBron fan. I mean, im i'm ah I'm a Cleveland guy. ah i don't I don't get into that argument. So fucking unsubscribing.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't even get into that argument because, hey, i'm an i'm ah I'm a sports fan. And I don't know that Michael Jordan can play. You can't be a fucking sports fan and think LeBron is an actual fucking good basketball player. That motherfucker, he flops more to my dick when I take a piss, man. Shut the fuck up, man. He's a big fucking actress up there crying and shit. He's got a fucking novella every time he he's got a bo He's got a bigger fucking than my fucking ex-wife, man. i might my My top three favorite basketball players of all time
Speaker: John Stockton, Larry Bird, and Mark Price, and not in any particular order. Larry Bird, I'll give you that, man. Larry Bird was the man back in the day, bro. He was hard.
Speaker: So, fun fact, I held my hand with my dick with my right hand when I took a piss and it felt like I was cheating, number one. Number two, I don't suggest doing a helicopter while you're actually pissing because now got to clean my bathroom wall up, man.
Speaker: That's a sprinkler at that point. you hold your You hold your dick with the same hand every time you pee? Usually, yeah. Don't you? kind of just... I mean, sometimes I'll hold it with a mess, sometimes I'll hold it with right.
Speaker: You're ambidextrous? Ambidextrous, yeah. I guess so. I never i never thought about it. Well, I mean, sometimes you lean your right hand on the wall, sometimes you lean your left hand on the You know what?
Speaker: Modog, got to trademark that. Ambidextrous. Wait a minute. Why are you leaning your hand on the wall? Is it so heavy that you got to balance yourself? Well, he's black. i know he black i got a better really He's these's Mexican black. That's a double whammy.
Speaker: But he's not good at math. that's he can't He can't use one of those knee scooters and shit you get like after a surgery. because like It just chafes the head of his dick, man. Rubbing against the concrete. It has to be out in front of me. It'd be horrible.
Speaker: You guys keep saying he. I don't i don't know. I don't know. Shawwoman really appreciates shooting this record. man All a sudden all the sudden, Scott is like, I need Shawman's phone number.
Speaker: john like seven five rio nine See, Shawman's putting a hand against the wall and leaning forward when he pisses because he's like balancing himself. I do that shit so my dick reaches the toilet. You know you that because you're fucking old.
Speaker: you know It's like, Yeah. Gotta take advantage where you can, man.
Speaker: I'm just learning things that... You know, all all us guys that talk about having little dicks usually the hung motherfuckers. Just saying. I wish I could say that. I can't either. Fuck. un Unfortunately, it really does look like a scared turtle.
Speaker: Dog leans up against the wall and takes a cat nap while he's pissing. I'm like, God damn, man. i i get I could lose 100 pounds and still have a dicky do. You ever ever notice every time we say dick, Shama's dog barks? and I think he's trained for something. I think he's trained for something, man. It's waiting for peanut butter.
Speaker: Shama's like, come get some dick. oh See? yes, I do. Don't cry wolf now.
Speaker: he's like yes i do they don't cry wolf no i didn't I didn't know a dog could bark fucking peanut butter, man. Because they're hot. Duh.
Speaker: Peanut butter and dogs or dicks? Yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about, babe. You gotta clarify that.
Speaker: See, he said dick again. MoDog, you might want to have a conversation Jersey. Yeah, I know. i tweet and we We need to have a little talk. Now she's got that little fee-fee dog. You know what? That little sumbitch growing on me, though, man. Bella's little cutie.
Speaker: I've never been a little dog person. I've always had, like, big dogs, but. she send She sends me pictures of fucking Bella. like yeah I swear to God, it's like she's fucking posing for a photo shoot and shit, man. I'm like, oh, she's cute.
Speaker: But she did some shit the other night. I was like, nah, I draw the line there, man. she was like did She was letting her fucking eat in bed. I was like, no, no, no, no. no no I did used to have a Pomeranian with my ex. I mean, little dogs are cute.
Speaker: They really are. They have pretty much.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I've just been a big dog. I really hope that Kayla likes big dogs. And I hope she never reaches a point in her life where she's like, babe, I want this little dog. Because I'm going to have to say no. And it's hard to say no to her because I can't do little dogs.
Speaker: Well, tell her now not to ever fucking ask you. I don't have to worry about that. Kayla, do journey you hear Shaman's dog? That's a chihuahua. calla do you hear shaman's dog that's a chihua that's as a big bull just Just got balls like a fucking bull. It's all good.
Speaker: Yeah, you're also you're up talking to a guy who wants Tibetan masters. if you don't know what Tibetan masters is. Yeah, do. God damn, Shaman, put your fucking dick back in your pants. What the fuck? Tibetan masters were bred to fight grizzly bears. They're monsters. I think I got them coons out on my front porch again.
Speaker: Crack coons out there. if you all right all Alright, alright. Well, we know he's not trained to bark for your dad. Why do you think it won't stop?
Speaker: right Scotto, get your ass up here, man. He ain't with that. Glick's having withdrawals. Talking about all that all this dick talk and you're not on panel. He keeps looking at Kayla and she's like, nah, bitch, you ain't getting none tonight.
Speaker: Are we taking bets on how long it would take Kayla to make little dog? Wait, hold on second. Make me a little dog or make me get a little dog? Is that like making him a baby? Yeah. him a little though
Speaker: Yeah, or you mean make click bark like a little dog? i don't know. I mean, apparently, I mean, I'll bark like Shaman's little dog.
Speaker: I don't think she's ever going I don't think I ever have to worry about Kayla being i like, oh, babe, look at this little tiny shih tzu. Because in all honesty, if she was looking at a shih tzu, we'd probably be defeat to one of our monsters that we had in roaming around the house.
Speaker: Hey, what if you finally see my dog on on stream and it's actually a little chihuahua? I would laugh my fucking ass off. yeah Chihuahua bark like mine.
Speaker: What the fuck? you I would be more impressed to see you your actual face than did the fact that your dog might actually be on face. Well, rumor has it on the internet that people have seen Shaman's Face. I'm not one of them. but I think I have seen Shaman's Face. Shut the fuck up. No, you haven't.
Speaker: No, I think I have. One time backstage. I have another friend of mine. That's just an old wives tale, bro. I have another friend of mine, Smoke, who does live streaming.
Speaker: The NTV is little bit. Affectionately named them the ni the the Negro Travel Sphere. All my guys over there, shout out to Smoke. Is the black guy always sitting on his bed?
Speaker: No, yeah, my maybe, I don't know. But Smoke never turns camera on. And we were all backstage one night. Okay, not the same guy then. Way back when we first started doing this show. And Smoke turned his camera on. And we all about shit himself our shit ourselves. Because he never has his camera on.
Speaker: But yeah, shout out to my guys. yeah Yeah, at this point, I don't want to see Shaman's face. Because you know you build this shit up in your head of like what somebody looks like? Yes! Keep show his face not be like, oh, fuck, man. Fucking bullshit. This is what I fucking waited for? This is what I fucking waited for? That's exactly what was going to ask.
Speaker: I promise you. Damn it, Modog, what? white white What, What, Jedi? That's the number one reason and like everybody's been... you know Three fucking years. Oh, okay. So i I just helped him perpetuate huh? Yes, you did. Okay, what I meant to say was, Shaman, I really want to see your face, man.
Speaker: There we go. Listen, for three fucking years. for three Really what I want you to do is put your fucking dick away so your dog will shut up, man. I can't. You fall and roll. Peanut butter butter jelly time. Throw money on it. that We all think Shaman's a black Mexican, but I bet he's white. I bet he's whiter than Jedi.
Speaker: Bro, I'm fucking clear. I'm clear. He's transparent, Jedi.
Speaker: you seen me on stream because you saw through Jedi, I think you do it just to fuck with me now, man. When you have like your dark background... Normally you wear like a dark jersey with a gray baseball cap. Now you got a dark baseball cap on with a gray jersey. I think you do it just to fuck with me, man.
Speaker: What fuck are you doing? I'm just keeping you on your toes, MoDog. Well, you know I'm observant. I pay attention, man. Easy with your $100 words. Yeah, that's right. shot Shaman is powder, so blow me.
Speaker: What if I'm going to snort you? ah your dog You can do that, you do that su
Speaker: Sue. That would be funny as hell if his dog was a fucking Chihuahua. What a big ass mass to bark and shit, man. Every time it barks like that, it shoots back two feet. because it's but Like a cannon going off.
Speaker: The recoil is fucking ridiculous. What are you barking at? What are you barking at? The peanut butter on your dick, Dad. What the fuck? Give it to me.
Speaker: so She's really... There's something at the door. would no well Jersey, that's because Bella's a little bit psycho. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Is that your nice way of saying she's retarded? No, she's psycho. There's a difference. Jersey, we'll be on FaceTime and shit, right? I don't know if y'all know it or not, but Jersey's got a head of fucking hair, man. She's got hella hair.
Speaker: And all of a sudden, like, I'm sitting here talking to her, right? She's laying in her bed. And out of her hair back here... Bella's fucking head will just appear. um She's like peeking through and I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker: Like, oh shit, babe, you got scabies? She'll peek her head through like, snacky? wow Snacky? Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. You know that'll get you. Nah, it's almost 11 o'clock. Bella's probably asleep.
Speaker: She's probably already had her her treats. you know You know what her treats are, right? I don't know what her treats are. I'll eat. She gives her fucking melatonin.
Speaker: Ready for a treat? You ready to go to sleep? Jersey's hair is gorgeous. She does got a whole... She said I just gave them to her. Oh shit. That's why she's barking.
Speaker: is for sure. She wants her fucking bone. Yeah, Jersey's got beautiful hair, man. yeahsh she wants so Yeah, a she wants the bone. Give her the bone.
Speaker: Uh-oh, I need to buy more. He just made he made that noise to cover up the fucking sound of his pants unzipping.
Speaker: I wear plastic pants to lock in the freshness. Are you sure that wasn't his zipper? To lock in the freshness. God, you guys are sick. Why don't i hang out with you fuckers, man?
Speaker: Yeah, right class. like this, bitch. Fucking at perverts, man. I wear my peanut butter at night.
Speaker: Oh, my God. dog eats peanut butter at night. Look, that motherfucker's, like, he gives that, are you pouring the whole bag in the fucking bowl?
Speaker: The fuck? I'm using a knife to cut open the thing. and A poop knife? What? What are doing? yeah
Speaker: buts It's ah called Nubs. and Glick, hurry up. He's talking about your dick.
Speaker: That same thing Kayla calls Glick's dick. What? Nothing. It says we love your podcast. I heard you say something about my dick and then love it. You heard what you wanted to hear. Exactly. Ain't nobody talking about your dick.
Speaker: Calm down. Actually, Shaman said that Tracy gives his dogs her nubs. And I said, well, that's ironically the same thing Kayla calls Glick's dick. Glick, Glick, Glick, Glick. Glick, Glack, hung like a We all know it.
Speaker: ay How fucked up are you? I don't know you, but how fucked up are you, man? You got a poop knife story.
Speaker: she that was my girl and ah And a fucking uncle daddy and what what the fuck is going on? Yeah, why would I have read the poop knife story?
Speaker: No, Michael read it on our show the other night, or last week. Oh, yeah, I don't associate with people that are on other streams. Yeah. Me neither. Oh, wait. Look where I'm at. You're on every fucking stream out there. Shut dude. I don't think you have a job or a family, to be honest with you. You're like 24-7 on the fucking internet.
Speaker: My job is not to have a family. No, I'm sorry. That's actually this guy in the background. if if it If it was a story from Michael, shockingly, I don't believe I know anything about the poop knife story. I send my minions to other streams to represent the network.
Speaker: It was a story on Reddit. It was a story from Reddit, he said. Oh, yeah, i don't know anything about it. I think that's... i think this Reddit confuses me and scares me a little bit.
Speaker: You ever been on Reddit? Being quiet. That's where get my best porn from. and about thirty more seconds I hear that about Reddit, but I typically go to Reddit for... like oh I'm joking. Honestly, the only the i mean i do i do I do know what Reddit is, but the only thing I've really have ever been on Reddit for was like political shit.
Speaker: Yeah, know I know. It pops up a lot when I do Google searches. What's up, Beast Mode? A lot of paranormal shit and whatnot that. Oh, you're in trouble, Sarge.
Speaker: I'm never in trouble. panel horse what did you say I'm too i'm too i'm too old to be in trouble man what the hell is up good to see what up B Smode how you doing as you can be smooth I'll have to i'll add all to add it to my google search list the poop knife um he likes to look at porn don't leave just leave the man alone Actually, i don't. I am so non-porn, it's not even fucking funny. Because with the fucked up mind I have, porn can't hold a fucking candle to it. I like, i like when when I'm having sex, I like porn to watch me.
Speaker: Exactly. I put it on, but I don't watch it. You know what I mean? i face enjoy all Anything that your mind can think of, as far as the porn world goes, it's out there.
Speaker: Because there's an old saying. I don't doubt it. every seat TikTok, or not TikTok, X has it. X has a lot of fucking porn on it.
Speaker: If we're being honest, the only porn I could really ever get into if I were to watch porn was some shit that had a storyline, and that's not normally what happens in porn. I appreciate What the fuck do I want a storyline for, man? Well, that's what I'm saying. That's why I don't watch porn. I'm trying to take a fucking shower, bro.
Speaker: If you like porn with a story, you should check out the porn parodies. like They've got the Avengers parody. No, don't twist my words. I didn't say I like porn with a story. I said the only porn I would watch would be porn that had a storyline. Again, to to reiterate... Totally different fucking things, man. To reiterate what Jed, I said, i I hear what I want to hear. so yeah Listen, go watch the movie Orgasmo.
Speaker: It's not a porn movie. It's fucking terrible, but it's so goddamn funny. or yeah what i see Yeah, it's great. so I'm not a big movie person, man. I'll have to go check that out.
Speaker: Oh, I'm not a movie person. I don't watch I'm not. I'm not. Like, you you got you guys can get on there and, like, make be making comments about movies and shit. I've got, like, maybe five movies on my fucking repertoire that I can, like,
Speaker: recite shit from. Other than that, don't... style an error back when it kid Exactly. I'm mining it for you. what I just stopped remembering what's in the movies for some reason, so I was like, yeah, I saw that, and I'm like, remember this part? And I'm like, no.
Speaker: i I really don't. I don't watch a lot of movies, man. I don't. like You know, the fucked up thing is I got tinnitus so bad from when I was in the core. Like, I had constant buzzing in my ear. If I don't have my television, even if I'm sitting here editing photos, my television is on, but it's just background noise. Because if it's quiet, all I hear is like, zzz.
Speaker: ah It drives me fucking crazy, man. we a d d and a d h d so oh It's bad. from this we gotta to make the music guys Make that the music, bro. If he dies, he it is bad but i don't watch i mean my televisions on like all the time but It's literally just background noise. and it We got stuff for women. We got roofies and a lot of them.
Speaker: A lot of them. So confused. You need stuff for women. What do we need stuff for women? i was is a i I think she's still duck stuck on the Uncle Daddy thing. If you come backstage, we have tampons. Do we need tampons? Yeah. need tampons, chocolate, ice cream. How heavy is your flow? Because apparently I crossed a line last night when I spoke ill of...
Speaker: Pretty Woman and Julia Roberts and I got my ass jumped by both Kayla and Jersey. What'd you say? What'd you say? terrible in the Hey, Glick, Glick, could you wear a bra, please? So we got have more women stuff here. Yeah, i heard you guys I heard you guys last night talking about fucking, who was it? Julia Roberts and Drew Barrymore. Fuck both those woke bitches, man.
Speaker: I don't care. And I know I saw Jersey say she was a fan of both of them. I don't give a fuck. Was that us? We talked about them? It was on last night's stream. No, an actual oh actually good stream was on before you guys.
Speaker: We had no Canadians on our stream, so it was better.
Speaker: See, that's where I would, like, actors as well as musicians. Keep your fucking mouth shut and just do your job. Don't get up there and spew your political bullshit because I don't give a fuck. And it'll make it'll make me not want to fucking watch you or listen to you. Oh, yeah. and I love yeah Ricky Gervais when he hosts any award show and talks shit. He calls them straight the fuck out, man.
Speaker: I love Ricky Gervais, man. So fucking funny. i go I go to sleep every night listening to Ricky Gervais' podcast, like, playing while I'm, like, going to sleep because, like, Again, it can't be quiet. I didn't even know you had a podcast. i been Oh, it's it's from like 10, 12 years ago, man, and when they were on. Y'all, look it up, man. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. Have you tried meditating mode on?
Speaker: meditating, ain't gonna do shit for tinnitus. Jersey, you're on the same page. Put on some put out some headphones with some meditation music. and follow I have tried going to bed listening to like white noise, green noise, blue noise, all that kind of shit, man.
Speaker: I just need to hear people talking. Any black noise? No. Absolutely no black noise. Oh, shaman. Sorry, bro. Get them out the neighborhood. hang on let me Jersey, hang on. Let me clear it up.
Speaker: with that noise that what i was talking about the noise I was talking about on the flight deck on an aircraft carrier, the tinnitus. She was relating to my tinnitus. She also said that you need different the tendonitis by the way you need... You need stuff for women. yeah so Totally different. I i mentioned tinnitus and she said her husband has it from the flight deck. I know exactly what she's talking about. she's also i got stuff I got stuff for women.
Speaker: I was like, wait, he got born from the flight deck? No. couldn you Guys are confusing two different things. yeah I got what she was talking about with the flight deck from the tinnitus thing.
Speaker: the The whole you need more shit for women, I don't know what the fuck she was talking about But it is a great place for a point. Oh, it is, yeah. She got born for women from the flight deck. I think that's what Jersey and I were both kind of thinking. Why did she just have to wipe your screen off? What the fuck you doing over there?
Speaker: There was a... he noted He mentioned porn and flight decks got him to look excited got a little excited. He just domesticated all over his screen. yeah If this isn't for women, I don't know what is.
Speaker: yeah here yeah he Are your wife ah you happy now? Are you not entertained?
Speaker: know you guys are on the same page Jersey that's why I cleared up the flight deck I only knew what she was talking about on the flight deck because I've been on a fucking flight deck before and that's a that's a noisy fucking place dude when it's like at the delay and stuff jersey and I currently were sharing or custody of the brain cell yeah brain was on all retard mode at that moment like hold on a second what is happening here Born for the ladies from the flight. That's what I heard.
Speaker: Yeah. Wow. Yeah, you just you just took two things and combined them.
Speaker: I do not need i did not need porn made for women. I don't. I get what you're saying about It might actually have a storyline to it. Trust me. women I don't need porn in general. My mind is so far fucking out there. I don't need porn. Women read their porn. Men watch their porn.
Speaker: Romance yeah novels are more than any porn I've ever seen. First of all, your porn is our porn. There's a man and a woman doing it. Then a man and woman can watch it. There you go. Have a good day.
Speaker: Have a good day. No, i didn't know that porn was... I mean, porn is porn. I didn't know that it was for one sex or the other. I mean, at the end of the day, if you like it, you like it. Whatever it is.
Speaker: I mean, me personally, I'm into interracial midget amputee gangbanks. There might be women there. And you know what? just subscribe to That doesn't surprise me at all.
Speaker: Don't knock it till you try it. Yeah. Shaman's into bestiality. There might be women out there that enjoy bestiality. I'm not sure there are. physicalally for one There's people out there for every king. As Jersey says, we don't king shame. So, you know.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the entire... save For every king? Someone out there for every king? that That's exactly our entire tagline here on unsensible Nonsense Will Nonsense. We don't king shame. We'll nerd shame the fuck out of you, but we won't king shame. Oh, absolutely.
Speaker: absolutely
Speaker: for instance he lets James he loves James to a bump handle we have a very strict one Canadian policy and he happens to be the only Canadian that I allow on this on this panel the other one I i only I only know of one other Canadian and I'm glad he doesn't come to the street no we got like four Canadians aren't you know yeah that's about four too many Yeah, you guys got Steve. Steve's cool, though. Steve's alright, man. Steve's kind of funny. Well, he he was an original part of the channel. Originally.
Speaker: Oh, you didn't offend her, Aya. She's just fucking with you. Dick shame, yes. Kink shame, no. We don't dick shame either. We appreciate all dicks. Scott or so, James james is a DEI hire. Exactly.
Speaker: James, that's what I said. That's exactly what I said earlier. What is that? James is a DEI hire. Yeah, that's exactly what I called him earlier when it was just him and I up here. I'm like, well, just click hanging out with his DEI hire. And he approved any he proved that point out.
Speaker: He held his own. He did a good job. And and and that's what that's what's funny. He will always prove the point. That's the point. and I got to give him props because my internet crashed and I dropped it. It was just him. and and he yeah was I was in the car driving and when that happened and that was the most uncomfortable five minutes of my life I think I've had in a while.
Speaker: I gotta give my man props up because he could have completely freaked out. We just made a joke out of it about him hijacking the network. Yeah, and you had to come in the back door? I came all off in his back door. Always coming in the back door.
Speaker: Mandy called him a CEI hire. He was peeled off the border. it could of made Canadian entertainment idiot. Yeah.
Speaker: a yeah I'm sorry, I don't know how to pronounce your name, but you you will very rarely will you ever offend anybody this show. I don't know that it's possible. yeah yeah we just don't tell me Don't tell me I pronounced Steliac wrong. or yeah What?
Speaker: i didn I just laughed and snorted at the same time. not Not even sure how I did that. We don't need that. Maybe you shit your pants. Defy the laws of nature. There you go, shaman.
Speaker: We don't need snorting cocks to snort on Santa. I better check. I might have shit my pants. I don't know. He was paying out. That should have an X somehow somewhere. this no What does that word mean?
Speaker: It's not in our dictionary here on nonsenseable nonsense or nonsense. Offending. What? What is that? yeah what What are you saying? Are you speaking Chinese right now?
Speaker: We don't even know how to pronounce that word. I told you he was Asian. I thought he was Mexican Black-anese. Oh, he is Black-anese. Black-anese. He is Mexican Black-anese.
Speaker: Is he Black-sican? Are you Black-sican, Shaman? Black-sican, Asian. We got all kind of new words for the Glictionary, man. I'm as white as my PFP right now. I'm going to learn how write so you can jot it all down. I've said this to Shaman before. He's got one of the coolest fucking PFPs I've seen, honestly.
Speaker: Oh, he really does. That's badass. <unk> The other one you were flexed that on everybody but the other night. This is just YouTube. This is why we don't have an HR department here on the Nonsensical Network.
Speaker: Oh, no way. Something Wong.
Speaker: I feel like if we did have an HR department here on the Nonsense Network, it would be more offensive than the actual. It's funny that Mandy said that because you can't see it, but sitting back here on my sink is my leftover fucking Chinese food from the other night.
Speaker: Just letting it all out. And you got some ding and wong? Yeah, some come with some young guy. What's that young guy? and see but Back here behind me on my counter is a little Asian guy. Yeah, he's like, why may why make you two eat, fat boy?
Speaker: you want the bi go night we you eat too much. You go away. You go away.
Speaker: you you know you know get you know get a buffet yeah know you you know he You know what? I actually saw that fucking happen one time. I saw that it's just ironically he happened to be black. It's nothing about that. But I literally saw a black guy get kicked out of a fucking all-you-can-eat buffet because that motherfucker, they stopped him at like 15 trips to the buffet.
Speaker: Oh, they're counting every cent that you're eating. I'm like... The girl was dating at the time were sitting in the booth. They're literally escorting this motherfucker out, man. They like literally kicked him out of the fucking out ah out of the restaurant.
Speaker: Do e what with that never go will you ever you ever order takeout or go and get takeout from a buffet? Not from a buffet, no. Dude, that shit's fucking stupid expensive. It's like $8, $9 a pound.
Speaker: Well, yeah. Why would you get takeout from a buffet? that doesn't even eat People do. They come in on their lunch break and they get the little to-go cartons. I've never done it, but I've seen people do that.
Speaker: You get the little white cake. They put it on the scale and then they charge you by the pound. I've actually done that. Didn't even know that was a thing. i've I've actually ordered it on DoorDash from a Chinese buffet and like When you order it, there's a delay on how much it is.
Speaker: Because they have to go get it and prep it, and then they weigh and then they send you how much it is. Yeah, fuck that. Well, see, that's the shit. You you go to a Chinese restaurant. And the lunch specials, you get really good deals.
Speaker: But then the fucking dinner special is not that much more food, and they charge three times as much. It's the same food, yeah, they rack it up like three Yeah, I'm like, fuck you, man. That's because, mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, if you've got the buffets, because you can go to like a Chinese buffet, and we could all go like... Beef and broccoli? Did you say a buffet? Yeah, he did. He did. I was going to ask. Yeah. Are you boofing it? What the fuck are you doing in there, man? That's how he gets it cheaper, the boof. We don't kink shame around here, you sons of bitches.
Speaker: okay he's He's the fucking entertainment. Yeah, he goes to the Chinese buffet. Honey, that guy is that guy up there picking up the Kung Pao chicken with his ass cheeks? What the fuck?
Speaker: that chicken all right i'll show you the kung po and i mean I've literally never seen anybody get takeout from a fucking Chinese buffet. Okay, we now know what kind of fucking porn shaman watches. Yeah, the extreme kind.
Speaker: pool balls and shit like that and we goge hit him back up okay we now know what kind of fucking porn shaman watches yeah the extreme kind I've seen a chick in the Philippines spit out a fucking ball. Get your ass up here, Chaka, Chaka. Somewhere other than her mouth.
Speaker: The Chaka Chaka. Get your ass up in here. If I've never seen that, never mind, but you should definitely look it up.
Speaker: God damn it, broke the seal. I've got to piss again. Uh-oh. Yeah, get up here, Chaka. if i don I don't think I've ever been on panel with you, man. you Yeah, hurry up, Chaka, because I've got to head out soon. It's awesome.
Speaker: Damn it, Chaka, get up here.
Speaker: Then you can tell us the correct way to pronunciate your name. It's with a C-H, Chaka. Ch-ch-ch-chaka. He said it was like Ch-ch-ch-ch-chaka.
Speaker: That's awesome, Scotto.
Speaker: You know, we got to set it at the same time. That was pretty fucking gay. At least we're on the same phone. How does Mandy not have a fucking wrench on your network? That's kind of gross. I am not in charge of wrenching people. What the the main guy. Of all the people.
Speaker: but how do i know How do I have a fucking wrench and she doesn't is the better question. Do I have a wrench? I better have a wrench. In all fairness, but i've beening you playing all night I didn't to do the wrenching.
Speaker: Somebody else used to do the wrenching, and then when I figured out how to do it, I was like Oprah up in this bitch one night. and they come Everybody wrenches. You get a wrench. You get a wrench. You get a wrench.
Speaker: Mandy must not have been here. Let me see if I can correct that. um See, Mandy, i got I got your back, man. I got your back, man. This makes Shaman a ah managing mod, doesn't it? A what? what?
Speaker: maybe shaman a man shaman ah Dude, he don't even know what a wrench is. Do you think he knows what a managing mod is? like maybe think I think I wrenched Mandy. Oh, you know what? You know who? You knower you did. man on You're welcome, sweetie.
Speaker: How do I fix this? Hold on second. You fixed it? I just broke Jersey. Oh, shit. Sorry, babe. No, I fixed Jersey. Jersey, you've been promoted. You're managing the mods.
Speaker: Oh, shit. You're the mod manager. losing Hey, what great power comes with great responsibilities. That's right. Spider-Man is shit up. Yeah. I want to see you, Wesley.
Speaker: i've I've seen it. It's pretty impressive.
Speaker: Don't let it go to your head, baby. Just saying. I was going to say, if anybody in that chat deserves it, it's it's Jersey. I don't know what I'm doing. so yeah yeah No doubt. No doubt about that, man. Yeah, now she can start and stop your streams and stuff like that. No, she can't. No, she can't.
Speaker: I hope not. have the stream here. is a fucking mod extraordinaire. Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker: she is a fucking mod extraordinaire the way might they dog now I say it all the time. She's the queen of the chat, man. She drops links like it's nobody's business.
Speaker: she's She's on top of everything. She's got the link share. I'm terrible about it. I never put the cash app out there. she She throws it out there all the time.
Speaker: Yep. No doubt. No doubt. She's the mod queen. Damn, she doesn't do on my channel. Shit. Seiko does that for me, but he hasn't been on past week or so.
Speaker: Your channel's not as cool as mine.
Speaker: Well, apparently I need another beer and another piss, so I'll be right back. don I'm going to use the wrong hand again, too. It felt kind of nice.
Speaker: Yeah, man. you boage He's to take a cat nap while sleeping. Stranger danger. That's what I call it.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Your background fucked up. there dice or something on
Speaker: what the fuck are you drinking je i i just expect to be yeah big mix of ultra let me sure i can i told you soldiers dick oh okay you' got your your background fucked it up it looked like yeah is there dice or something on it Or is that your background?
Speaker: No, it's Star. What? I always say, hi, Jersey. i always say, what up, Jersey? Okay. Maybe because my mic was low this time. That's what I started the night with was Mick.
Speaker: Mick Ultra. That's my shit. Mick Ultra. You see that, Lazy? You better read that shit, Lazy. That's you, too. Hey, you want to you jersey you want to see me get yelled at? She said hello to you, Shaman, and you didn't say anything.
Speaker: go in there and stream every Friday. Yeah, I am a lefty. I go in there and stream every Friday. one said anything back to her. And I engage in the conversation, and nobody ever acknowledges me.
Speaker: You have never been there. You don't even know what our channel is. You're a fucking lying-ass whore, Jedi. How dare you? Spicy. I've been there so much that I filled in for you, and I was a better co-host than you.
Speaker: That's the only time you've ever shown up. The only time ever shown up was when I wasn't there. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. I showed up. i i went up philis What up, Chaka? You been going to the tanning bed? I know you always come. I'm talking about blowing the cash apps up.
Speaker: Chaka, you don't have to go to a tanning bed. I work days now, Scott. I've been on nights for i don't know how many years. but I'm just fucking with you. A little bit of sun, and I'm burnt. you dude
Speaker: He claims to be Puerto Rican can you believe it yeah, I'm the first You're the fairest of them all mirror mirror on the wall. We're on the wall I got a full screen. Yeah, I can see this This is bad here with this That's what happens when you stare too close at the microwave it will burn Yeah, I just know I can't wait for my food to get done. as I actually got him in the microwave. As a fellow fat guy, I know what you're talking about. I do that when I get the drunk munchies. I'm just sitting at the microwave. I'm like, thought I'm getting skin cancer. Yeah, next time take your head out of the microwave and put your food in there.
Speaker: Yeah, see, I like to ah cool the food off. Well, with my head in the microwave, i'll blow on the food.
Speaker: Kill two birds with one stone, you know? It's like mini Chernobyl. Yeah. It it it tingles. It tingles a little bit. Hell yeah. tingles so good. jo Cholo Kindle.
Speaker: So I just pissed enough again that I flushed the toilet without having to use the handle. You guys go to the left of for him? You go to the left of for him? can helicopter and I can flush the toilet without touching What's Shaka?
Speaker: What's up, dude? Is it Chaka or Chaka? Chaka. Say it again. Chaka. Chaka. Okay. all right All right. Cool. We told him four times he didn't believe us. I don't believe anything you motherfuckers say, man. He wrote it in the chat. I got to hear from the source, man. Shut the fuck up, Shaman.
Speaker: How dare you? How dare you? How dare you disrespect Shaman like that? Yeah, how dare you. Blacksican. You know, he's a Mexican blazing.
Speaker: He's a blazing Asian. What the hell happened to your face, Chaka? I'm from Thailand. look burnt the fuck up, man.
Speaker: Yeah, I've been working nights forever, so now that I'm on days, I just get sunburned. Oh, okay. Are you working? Did they just put you in the yard because you look like the rest of the inmates? His milkshake brings all the chakras. When he went to work, he worked there, and when he left, he had to get bailed.
Speaker: i yeah That's the only way I can come home. I'm just catching up on the chat, man. Georgia ain't lying, man. She's been in there couple of weeks, and Nobody even said hi to ass, man.
Speaker: No, you know who says hi to me? The chat says hi to me. You know don't say hi to me? Nobody can say hi to somebody that's not there, Blake. I'm there. Maybe if you paid attention to your chat, you'd know.
Speaker: He don't even know he's got a chat on his stream. What are you talking about? I had to pay extra for chat, so I didn't do it. As I say, do you realize during your show that the chat's usually having three different conversations that has nothing do with it? No, no. He has no idea.
Speaker: I think I even typed that like two or three weeks ago. i was like, to sit here and talk shit about Jedi in the chat because I know he ain't going read it and see it. know. I'll tell you to be chatting to you. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Speaker: But in Jedi's defense... In Jedi's defense, you know i have heard. I'm not saying this to be factual or not, but I have heard you all the work and Shaman just shows up. so He's a pretty busy guy. He don't have time for the comments.
Speaker: That's the reverse. Shaman does all the work. I just show up. Okay, never mind. I'm done. And who's the one that normally does the comments, too?
Speaker: Shaman. He's got plenty of time to do the chat with no face. and Yeah, when you got one face, I got multiple PFPs. Okay? So, what's going on there? Shaman's over there working his show. He's working the chat. He's working the peanut butter. He's a busy fucking man.
Speaker: i knew it was coming. I was working the dog. That's what I thought you were going to Working the dog. I kind of did. i kind of did Yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean ah you It was funny. was the peanut butter.
Speaker: You big-time your wife? Mandy, you did not say hi to Mandy. did. I did say hi to Mandy. See, I said hi. said hi to everybody, but my mic was low, and then people talk over me because they don't respect the gentleman.
Speaker: started talking over leave What what had happened was... Yeah, what happened was... I know, right? Jersey? It's it's it's really nice. When reads the comments and puts the comments up, how can one run an entire show by themselves and still make time to bring people up on the panel and do the comments all simultaneously? I don't know how somebody does that. je Jedi about to rage quit. would also...
Speaker: Hold on. I also pull up. I also research whatever needs to be researched and pull that up. Oh, you just look at TikTok all day. that that is That is factual, though, because before I started coming on panel, I used to just be in the chat and shit. And then everybody was like, dude, you're funny as fuck. Get up here, man. So when I started coming on panel, but if if if the If the chats not recognize it does make you feel like you're like lower class citizen or whatever, you know, just like the the first time I ever jumped on. We just want you to know your place. I was in the chat. I think he did. a I think you're doing a live stream. But he's you're like, I guess I'm by myself tonight.
Speaker: And I just found jump in see it. I was like, you know what ah come say? What's up? yeah pop up i think I think it was a Saturday night where I was supposed to... This is back when I when i relied on having co-hosts for Saturday nights, you know, back before I became super famous on YouTube.
Speaker: And now you now I've got a panel with full panel every Saturday night. No, but I was like, I was supposed to have a co-host... Fuck. I'm doing this show. Did somebody say dick? I'm sorry. What? yeah d Chaco's in the chat. I was like, shit. Here's the link.
Speaker: Yeah, Chaco's 100% right. No, man. no We're just busting your guys' balls. You guys got a lot going on on your shows that that I don't do on Saturday nights with like the videos and the TikToks and whatever else. But I mean, even if I was Yeah, but that's all shaman, man. I mean...
Speaker: yeah um I played more videos than this time last night, Moe Dogg. Oh, okay. I wasn't there but last night, so my bad. See? See what I mean? We're not even there.
Speaker: that chat in for warrior The chatter's box is very important for me in particular. that was That's why we do live shows. um if i didn Well, you know what? You go on a lot of streams, though, man. and You might have five or six or even ten people, right, for the people that have the full stream yard. You might have ten people on panel, but you might have 60 people in the fucking chat.
Speaker: You know what i mean? Or 40 people or 30 people or, you know, whatever. So... ah you know it's just it It does make the fat the chat feel like they're part of the show and appreciate it. when you know And if you're Jedi and Shaman, in all fairness to Jedi, he don't worry about it because he knows Shaman's on top of it. you know so See, I got your back, Jedi, motherfucker. like see jedi There we go, Moe Dog.
Speaker: I like your attitude now. And and no and and i'll say and I'll say this, and not and I'm not saying Shaman and Jedi do this by no means, but for me personally, I came up doing... live streams like on Periscope and TikTok. So in order to do those, because I was doing them solo, it was just me, you had to have a chat.
Speaker: like I wasn't streaming just to stream with friends. I'll be honest with you. There's a lot of streams out there where the chat is the funny part of the fucking stream. There are a lot of... there there are lot Some chats be going the fuck off, man.
Speaker: It's hilarious. know yeah so That's how Lazy Chaka and myself all met to being part of one of those great chats. we were we were We were part of a great stream, and then we were funny as fuck. Everybody that I know on YouTube real has been because I was in chat and met on and then i think And then we all started started our own own channels. and just yeah yeah I think that's how Chaka and I met were was in the Jedi. Back before I became super famous, and I used to go and slum it with the lazy shaman show.
Speaker: No, I remember that. So ah after I jumped on Megan's Velourian, it went back. This is this is before before even Chaga had a show. Yeah. Way back.
Speaker: I remember, Glick, I got on your channel and then I told Jedha, I said, hey, dude, you got to come meet these guys. That's how I found out about the this network. yeah Chaka, you're the you're the one that made the background that G2K and a lot of other people use, right? With all the yeah all the people? That was you, right? it Yeah, and then I think too, yeah Lazy, I told you about G2K and Harley Dow. was like, you got to meet these guys now. You got me in all these communities, Chaka.
Speaker: yeah And you know what? Casey Jones still uses that every stream he does. He has that. Every stream, Casey Jones has that background. And then... And then Lazy comes to me and he's like, hey, you should take these people there, bro. You should come and be a hoe with me. And then I went to Teddy's channel and was like, hey, Lazy, you got come over here to the Teddy's channel. Check these guys out.
Speaker: So what I'm getting from all this is Jedi, you're a big time follower, man. chocolate like I have follow greatness, okay? Chaka's a great man. There you go. Can't argue that. so There's something to be said about the first follower.
Speaker: Yeah, Chaka did this by after being up on Pixelmall a couple of times. He did this little video.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. And I think I have a few more, too. I've got to send them to you. I've got a bunch of stuff that you did. You did all the Pixar fucking AI characters with all of us. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah So now hope so i made a ah big one of of ah like the other the community. I got to add you to that one, too.
Speaker: Let me see if I still have it. I'm such a fucking noob when it comes to all this shit. I mean, I've been on YouTube and the panels and stuff for like, I don't know. I guess i guess it's been close to a year now. But I would have never even thought about doing this kind of shit.
Speaker: So with me following Chaka into all these other communities or whatever, I became good friends with a lot of people in all these communities. And on top of that, like, I found new communities just because Chaka kind of like, hey, there's so many people that are out there doing lives that are kind of smaller channels or mid-range channels or whatever. And don't be afraid to jump on their panel. I like to see new people there. And, like, that empowered me to, like, I'm like, yeah, I never even fucked. It never even crossed my mind to do that. didn't even realize. yeah is it At that time, I was like, dude,
Speaker: Because, you know, in order to grow, you've got to have people. got to have community there. So I was just meeting everybody, you know, just coming up and saying stuff and bringing it in. wanted to just bring everybody. i i think it' everybody's together. look were You know what? I'll tell you what. From from being a and a newer person to the YouTube streets, I would rather be on a, like, smaller channel that has a chat going on, whether it's, like, really interactive, you know, like we're. People are just cutting up with each other and going back and forth. and People on panel are recognizing it talking about it. But there's not 700 fucking people in there. There's, you know, 30 or 40 people. because because Because everybody kind of gets to know each other a little bit, you know. Whereas if you're if you're one of 1,500 people, you're just the next motherfucker in there chatting something. Yeah, the chat's going up. I've known Lazy and Shaman since like day one, since I started ever, you know, like we we met in the chat.
Speaker: So I've known them the longest. Yeah, before you even it had your channel, and I was subscribed like day one. yeah that was It was before I even knew what Shaman looks like. Oh, wait, I still don't fucking know. Scato. Yeah, poor Chaka, man. You're one of the few. Well, not really one of the few. There's only like a couple of people that really know what I look like. There was a time where I probably would have been added to that, but I won't be anymore. so Well, no, to go back on that, you you know, you you get introduced to a lot of different communities and, and you and you know, when we're all jumping from stream to stream and you also find your, you you know, you you find your... You find your people, yeah.
Speaker: you find it You find your people. God damn it. I'm trying to add it to the stage. I made this from... this is Take care, Mandy. scott Scotto's up there, everybody. I've got to add add you in there, Glick and and Sarge. No, you don't. You don't have to add me. I'm good.
Speaker: You know, I had' even put Shaman in there. I've got put Shaman in there, too. Yeah, was going to say, we're going to come up with something for me because I know we don't have a real one of those for me yet. Yeah, just just have a blurred out thing in front of his face. Just just all pixelated. It's all pixelated. I'm a shaman.
Speaker: I'm a shaman. I'm a ding-dong. Take care, Mandy. Have a good night, girl. Just put a goat in there because that's what he sacrifices. Because I'm a fucking goat. I'm the goat, bitches. It's just going to be a jar of shaman peanut butter. oh like this one Exactly.
Speaker: my black with With a chihuahua barking with a big set of fucking nuts, man. yeah I'm going to do it. The nuts are way bigger than the fucking balls. Fucking balls bigger than the body and shit.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Like the dog's just hovering. It just rolls on it like one of them exercise balls. It's a gym and shit. They fucking walk, they just drag behind.
Speaker: In a wheelbarrow. Yeah. yeah Like elephantitis of the nuts, dog. yeah there's Here's a fun word that doesn't get used enough. Elephantitis.
Speaker: We're bringing it back tonight. Tonight. Chaka, where are you at, man? What part of the country are you in? I'm over here by LA. Where? Cali? You left? Okay. yeah Yeah. West Coast Street? All right.
Speaker: Cool. go I'm going to use that when I call in sick next time. I got elephantitis. I got elephantitis to the nuts. I can't put my pants on. I'd love to come in, but I can't, man. Like, literally. I can't even get my car. I can't reach the pedals, I night. I was moving around last night. yeah scientists this no I need a separate desk to put my balls on.
Speaker: are people
Speaker: Fuck, in today's world, they'd probably be like, ah okay, we got you. We got one of those. Can you send a limo, please? Pick me up. Thank you.
Speaker: Damn. You're going need one of those wheelchair vans? You know, it's fucked it's fucked up. You know how it's guys? i'll just I'll just throw this to the guys. Mentally. Yeah. We never you know get past a certain age, I don't think, like mentally. 25 is where it shuts off. We can fake some shit, but mentally, you know, we're still, we all hover around 14, right? we We had a kid in school that had el of Titus, like, I don't know what the official term is, but we called him Waterhead because he had like hydrocyphalus or some shit was, I think, the medical term.
Speaker: But he literally had a big fucking Waterhead, you know? And to this day, and this dude is one of the sweetest fucking human beings you would ever meet, right? Like, literally. Like, down, salt of the fucking earth kind of people. But all of us that are still, like, in contact with each other from high school still fucking refer to him as Waterhead.
Speaker: And, like, have our little, like, behind us that We would never say it to his face, right? Like, because he's a fucking... he is. He's a fucking sweetheart, man. Like, he's a... Literally a great fucking human being.
Speaker: But we can't get past... Being 14 years old when we all call you fucking Waterhead shit, you know? like I'd have been like, did you eat a Gushers like the Gushers? Yeah, exactly. Did it explode inside your fucking cranium? What the fuck, man?
Speaker: And it's even worse when you have kids because I got to be an adult. And then they do something that's funny. oh it's a it's like It's a struggle, dude. You're like, Dan, you got to be an adult. Let me take that to the next level. Wait till you to grandpa status because that's me. Because I'm like, there's some shit might my my grandkids will say and my daughter will immediately like snap her head and look at me like, don't don't fucking do it. Don't say it. I can't wait hit Because she knows what I'm thinking. Pretty soon for me.
Speaker: I can't wait. My son's about to get married. I think maybe i think there's we mature we wishture in other ways of our personality, but you always keep that you know sort of immaturity kid part of you. Let's be honest.
Speaker: Fart jokes are still fucking funny. We're all adults on this panel. Fart jokes are still funny, right? no i mean i mean Here's the thing. Here's the thing to me. right it's It's got to be a tasteful fart joke because there's just been so many of them.
Speaker: Well, even even just like people farting in general. It doesn't even have to be a joke. like You guys have seen that guy on YouTube, right? That goes around and he farts in front of people when he's walking and shit. That is hilarious. Yeah, I laugh my ass off like a fucking fat kid in a candy factory every fucking time. Every time I won't laugh.
Speaker: ah Some of them I'll laugh at, but not every one of them. It'll have to be a funny one. When he plays those, I just kind of stay there silent. like I'll admit. laughing and I'm 60 years old and done a bunch of shit in my life, but I will still laugh my ass off at some 14-year-old fucking geared shit, man.
Speaker: I will. i support it yes The videos that make me laugh too. I love Slippin' Falls. Yes, Slippin' Down the Stairs. I love Slippin' Falls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those funny as hell. Goddamn, I'm making myself sound old. I watch those now and I still laugh my ass off, but america' is funny i I also watch them and be like, oh, I can feel that in my back and my knees. and i body like You know the ones I hate the worst? Are the motherfuckers on the skateboards that are at the park and they like jump up on the fucking rail and they go down and they fall and crush their nuts.
Speaker: I used to laugh at those when I was 25. Now I cry at them because I'm like, I can feel every bit of that fucking pain. yeah you got got a shot yeah one look when they follow it Look what my look at my neighbor yeah yeah left on my
Speaker: Goddamn. I need to fuck live where you live. that What the fuck is that? What's that whiskey, man? so like his A bottle of tequila. this is a Are you doing the neighbor's wife? What the fuck, man? No. ah his he was at His dryer caught on fire the other day. He was at work. And so me and my son went and put the fire out and called the fire department and everything.
Speaker: This is big-ass bottle of Crown Royal. Nice. but Fireball. Goddamn, hold that crown roll. Hold it. Wait a minute. Hold that crown roll. Fuck that, bro. do that That's a $70 roll. Fucking bottle of crown roll. I know my crown roll. you see got you that That's ah that's ah as's a bottle of fireball.
Speaker: and as' a child grow nice but how you but that But that's cool that he showed you appreciation for you just basically saving his fucking house. and That's awesome. bottle I didn't expect anything like that. Chaco, what kind of rich white neighborhood do you live in? Right? That's what I'm saying, bro. What the fuck?
Speaker: It's the ghetto. I live in the ghetto. Bitch, you don't live in the ghetto getting those kind of thank you boxes. Shut the fuck up. but we' get He's like ghetto. My house is only worth 1.5 million.
Speaker: his neighbor and i If you lived in the ghetto, they would have came over and smoked a blunt with you. Nah, he'd have got a fucking Kroger baggie with fucking some government cheese in it and a bag of Doritos, man. In fact, you would have had to go over there You would have had to over there and pitch in on the blunt, and then could have smoked it with yeah you. Yeah, Mo Dog, yeah government cheese, Doritos, and a thing of Vienna sausages, man. and it's a good neighborhood you know what You know it's a good neighborhood because nobody took that shit. It was out la it was in my front door for no that's how they gave it. What? They took it from the store. They didn't pay for any of that.
Speaker: Yeah, if Moe Dogger or lived in your neighborhood and seen that. That shit would have been gone. Well, you'd have had the snacks, but those those bottles of whiskey and a fireball would have been gone. I'd have a drunk Glick just passed out of my front door. Chaco would have been like, look, he left us a bag of Doritos and some fucking crackers. That's awesome. It does help having a door can. It's a big deterrent. Dude, I got cameras. We have like six cameras.
Speaker: dude i got camera i have three have like six cameras Hey, all seriousness, man, good on you and your son for going over and doing the right thing, man. That's awesome. Hey, for real, though, i'm I'm actually proud of my kid because, you know, I'm in law enforcement, so we just do things a little bit different. And he he, instead of being scared and freaking out, he ran towards the fire, grabbed the fire extinguisher, and was like, fucking, let's do this. i was all...
Speaker: and I thought he'd run. Like, you know, be scared. Put that motherfucker in the Marine Corps, man. This was Zeke, the one you interviewed for MMA. Yeah, you think Zeke's going to be afraid of a fire? He willingly gets into a cage with another grown-ass man and lets him punch in his face.
Speaker: Yeah, but he's afraid of everything. He's he's afraid to go out on the the other side of town. He's like, no, Dad, we got to stay in the car. i was like, dude, you can beat everybody up. Yeah. yeah I have a hard time believing and if you're willing to get into a cage and let another grown man punch you in the face, I don't believe you're afraid of any anything. <unk> He's afraid of the damage he would do, probably. sp like like I'm not afraid to get punched. Well, I am now that I've gotten older, but when I was younger, I'm not afraid to get punched in the face or get into a fight, but I'm not going to willingly walk into a cage and get locked into it
Speaker: with another guy who is trained to murder anything that moved. my not Dude, my nose, I'm so old, my nose has been broke three times in my past, up to this point right and i'm i'm at that age now where i'm like oh man don't punch me in the mouth because i don't want to break a fucking tooth oh don't hit me in the nose i don't want break my nose again whereas when i was 25 thought i was immortal and i'd be like fuck it let's go you know you've only been broken three times and you're like i got it i got a pug nose for a reason man this motherfucker's yeah only three times
Speaker: Only. I think I broke my nose one time. Dude, I got a black mood that was like Shaman's dad, man. ah for How do you know? Shaman has a dad?
Speaker: God damn it, Shaman. I've missed you, son. i literally took my coffee your Is your mom still fucking the neighbor? Yeah, but we moved a lot.
Speaker: We moved a lot. look when i When I agreed to this marriage, I didn't sign up for all these goddamn kids. We've got like six kids now at this point. Dude, we got eight kids just with Shama. Brady. Brady.
Speaker: That's how we came to the Brady Bunch. Now we're the Gray D Bunch. Oh, that's exactly what me and my wife were talking about. that We were. I was like, dude. Chaka, i can't I'm sorry to interrupt you, man. I cannot look at you and not see a raccoon, man, because you had sunglasses on when you got sunburned. Yeah, is it bad? Oh, it's pretty bad, man.
Speaker: Hey, welcome to the Crack Crew Club. I'm sorry. Go ahead, man. I won't interrupt this time. I'm sorry. Now now I'm just looking at myself like, God damn, I am red. Now you're self-conscious. Good job, MoDog.
Speaker: It was literally the first thing any of us seen as soon as you came up on the panel. well I didn't realize until I saw myself on camera. was like, oh, shit, it look that way. All I could think of was like, Davey. Was Daniel Boone? I fell asleep sunbathing a nude one time like I had my dick on my fucking thigh for like two weeks.
Speaker: but but What? like What is this what's this little tic-tac thing? oh Exactly. What the fuck is that, man? What's it like to have your dick touch your phone? It's like you know me, dude. What the fuck? I can't get the sunspot off my leg. si It's a little tic-tac mark.
Speaker: He's got that same sunspot on his leg.
Speaker: I wish I could touch my leg. Go ahead, man. You and your wife. I didn't mean to interrupt you. I'm sorry. My wife Oh, Jersey said something about my son being a firefighter. and I brought that up to him. i like, dude, you should be a firefighter because he handled that really good. Yeah, there's very few people that are run towards the fire, man.
Speaker: Yeah. Man, I don't know. I'm on some crazy shit in my day. I probably should have gotten into something like that. Yeah.
Speaker: No, you dad your dad ran away from you, Shaman. That's the opposite of what we're talking about, man. Yeah, he ran away from the fire. No, I had a roof collapse at my at the job that I was working at.
Speaker: And, like, I saw it collapse and everything. And then, you know, I try to make sure everybody's out. And then there was a truck, one of those four-door trucks. It kind of flew off the side of a bridge.
Speaker: as I was driving under the bridge. So, you know, I stopped the car and got out and made sure everybody was okay. um There was somebody robbing the store, they like behind me in line. After i got out, they robbed it.
Speaker: I saw them come out with the gun and like tuck it into the waistband. So I followed them and videotaped them and get into the car. Motherfucker, you do live in the ghetto, don't you? I mean, it should happen.
Speaker: There was one time I was driving to work. He just lives in Florida. I was driving to The whole state is the ghetto. I was driving to work one time, this was like 10 years ago, and a ah lady went up a bank and then flipped her car. i was We were the only ones on the highway, so I was like, fuck, gotta stop, you know, I have to.
Speaker: So I pulled over, she was hanging upside down, the car was flipped over, and I unbuckled her seatbelt, she came out, and you and she's freaking out. And then she's like, my cat, my cat's in the in the back. I had a ah partner with me, I was like, hey, a grab her cat.
Speaker: That cat was scratching him up, freaking the fuck out. Cat scratch fever. So the cop I stayed there until the cops got there. Saka's not only a hero, but he's smart.
Speaker: Yeah. I was like grab that cat. When the cops got there, the lady said that I stole all her shit, like her laptop and stuff. i was like, bitch, I just pulled you out of a car. And see, that that that's why mother that's why fucking people are so afraid to help other people in these days. You know yeah get fucked over in the long run. No good deal. It was unpunished.
Speaker: It's fucked up. There was an accident where it was like a T-bone and the SUV that flipped He said he was fine, so I got out. And I helped the lady, though, that actually T-boned the guy. Because he ran the red light, but she T-boned him.
Speaker: But she's just in her car, and there's just, like, all that um airbag dust everywhere. And it just seems to be accumulating and accumulating. So I had to, like, turn her car off, open her door.
Speaker: course course she was doing coke. Make her stay there, though. Yeah, it was a lot of fucking coke. Yeah. A lot of fucking coke, bro. It was a kilo in that horn. We've all seen Scarface.
Speaker: It's not hard, dude. Those airbags are vicious. I tried to help out at this one, but there was already a nurse there, so I stood back, but he died. Maybe if I would have helped. Yeah, I mean, that is what's fucked up, man. Like, you see...
Speaker: You see shit today that you wouldn't help that 20 years ago you wouldn't have even thought about. You would have just jumped into it, you know. Yeah. Right. But now you're like, oh. You know. Like last week I hesitated. do you Last week I just won. I was at the casino and um I won like 300 bucks. so I'm all happy.
Speaker: The dude next to me has a heart attack. And I'm sitting here like telling my wife, take a picture, you know, look at this. Look him. And he has a heart attack, but he had a buddy there. And for some reason, they took his shirt took a shirt off and started pouring water on him.
Speaker: And I didn't want to be in it. Take a picture. We have this thing over here called Kern County Activities. it's It's this local, you know, I guess a local news guy. He's on the Instagram and he records everything. They send him all the videos. I didn't want to be on Kern County Activities. I was like, you guys got up? Is it good? And I just like scooted it out of the way of the camera.
Speaker: like Peter girl he lived but he had family there um want to go spend my money you fucking killing my buzz dude part for real I did I was like dude I'm so excited and you just you went and had a heart attack on me and now he's gonna wake up like why am I shirtless and wet on the right when and sticky it's a goddamn job why is my butt hurt yeah yeah And where's my money? oh
Speaker: Why is there peanut butter and orange jelly on this asshole? Where fuck's Shaman at? I've been Shamanized. at one You've been hit by... Shaman-y. I just wanted to stop by and say what's up. I gotta get going because I have to work in the morning. I think I head up. Well, it was good meeting you officially, man.
Speaker: Yeah, nice meeting you. Oh, shit. We've really never been on a panel together, huh? No, no, we haven't. I've seen your name for the year that I've been on YouTube. Like said, I'm pretty much a newbie to it, but, you I've seen your name. You're kind of a legend on the streets, so it was nice to... No, no, I'm being serious. Like, with all the stuff that you make for people and stuff, man, it's awesome. So, nice to meet you in person, man.
Speaker: Yeah, nice meet my nice meet you too, dude. I have to go to sleep. I'm sorry. I got to let my sunburn cool down. Yeah. Take care, man. Go get a hell of a rub down, bro.
Speaker: Look, look, the fucking Glick and Mandy sitting here talking like sex shit, porn shit for the last 30 minutes. He's heard his name. Look. like yeah Yeah, I'm paying attention. Mandy laying over down the bed butt-ass naked like, baby, soon as you get off the stream.
Speaker: Domesticated. I don't think he's fully domesticated yet. I think he's on his way, I don't think he's fully there yet. I think he's a Sasquatch that still has to Sasquatch? What the fuck is that? Did I just turn fucking to Ottawa?
Speaker: What the fuck? He's yeah he's a Sasquatch. Sasquatch.
Speaker: he just Oh, my God. there look at him he's He's the angle of death. ecc Scotto, get the fuck up here, man. Ha! Joe's talking to Jersey. How you like them apples?
Speaker: Hey, wouldn't surprise me. Right there on the Snapchat. jersey oh i du i Don't doubt it at all, man.
Speaker: cale was I was i was talking to i was talking to Jersey and Kayla was like, is everything... Ask asked me the last time I heard from Jersey on Snapchat. Go ahead. got got Never. no it's been It's been about a week and a half.
Speaker: i was I was responding back to Jersey and Kayla was like, everything okay, baby? I said, yeah, i'm just talking to Jersey. but she' like oh okay that She was asking me about like the wrenches and and then I told her that I promoted Jersey to a managing moderator and then she's like, what's that? I said, I have no fucking idea.
Speaker: so was Was this all when you were having the conversation with Jersey back and forth? While I was up here on panel with everybody else? Okay, okay. just check yeah i was just checking, man. i mean i mean i was just second I mean, i figure it's only respectful because both both of the ladies have double teamed me two nights in a row. So I figure if they want to have a conversation. Again, does not surprise me. Good on you, brother. Clink.
Speaker: but and You can't say that. You haven't been double teamed by both of them yet. i have two nights in row. haven't. ah You're right. You're right. I haven't even been single teamed. Fuck the hell, man.
Speaker: He hasn't even been on the team. Yeah, she's like, I just got back on Snapchat so I could chat with you, babe. And I'm like, okay.
Speaker: That's how many Snapchats I've got from her in the last week and a half. well the other the other I mean, i i was born at night, but it wasn't the last fucking night. Last night I was out you know chasing cheese and in the cold. so you know There go. Scotto, I'm sorry. I thought you were already wrenched. So I had i had your Jersey ask it was okay to wrench you, and I said, wrench wnch the hell out of him.
Speaker: My apologies, Scotto. Rinch him. Rinch him. Double team, double Knights. You're damn right, Jedi. Yeah,
Speaker: yeah no. i Kayla and I were talking the other day, and Jersey and I had been talking She was like, um I don't follow Jersey on anything.
Speaker: Well, here's her Snapchat. And here's her TikTok. And then I messaged Jersey and i was like, hey, just want to you know. I gave Kayla your Snapchat. She's going to add you. I'm sure you don't mind.
Speaker: And she was like, no, with scissor emojis. I was like, well, I don't know. um So, yeah.
Speaker: My bad. No dog. I didn't know you didn't. Dude, I'm not but hurting Elise, man. It's all good, brother. And see your creepy ass dog crying through her hair. It's all good, man.
Speaker: It's all good. I just like the whole excuse of why she was getting back on Snapchat. All right. Just say you want to get back on Snapchat. She told you that, but actuality, she got back on Snapchat for Kayla and Talk to Glick.
Speaker: Yeah, and Talk to Glick. Yeah, Shaman's got it. Talk to Glick. That's all it was. Talk to Glick. That's all it was. Truth comes out. It always does, man.
Speaker: It I mean, do you blame her? She follows my TikTok. I really get care less. sorry i'm selling When I say it's all good, it's all good. Can we make you care? Can we make you jealous a little bit?
Speaker: i'd literally I literally... You know what? Here's when I get on Snapchat. when when When somebody says, hey, I sent you something Snapchat. here's that's That's when I get on.
Speaker: Sometimes I forget that you and I have each other's phone numbers, and I'll send you something on Snap, and I'm like, this motherfucker don't respond to me. I don't. I'm terrible about Snapchat, man.
Speaker: phone number I forget that I have your phone number, and it's like, I'll just text it to him. Yeah. yeah I'll be honest with you. though The only reason I'm even on Snapchat, and that this will sound, unless you know me, this will sound a little fucking eh, you know, but it's not.
Speaker: there's a There's a lot of people who know I do photography, and there's I do all photography, so I'm just going to leave it at that, right? there's there's There's a lot of, like, clients that I've had that are like, follow me here. follow I'll be honest with just like OnlyFans, right? Like, I used to have an OnlyFans account solely so I could follow my clients, but that all their shit was my work.
Speaker: Oh, okay. And they would be like, you know, check this out, check this out. you know so And that's the only reason i even only I even have a Snapchat account. That's why umm I don't get on it. you know i I literally don't get on it unless somebody says, hey, go check it out.
Speaker: Jersey, I know you don't. I just tell MoDog that. No, she can tell you. She can type in the chat. And she can type in the chat if what I'm about to say is bullshit or not. I've told her, like,
Speaker: Follow him. I don't care. like Follow whoever. i I literally don't care. You know what i mean? First of all, TikTok page is not his best. I follow his TikTok because every once in a while, he will have a dick pic on Every once in a while. you See, I would follow it more if it wasn't if it was more often, right? you know Like, I'm serious. That kind of shit does not fucking bother me, man.
Speaker: It really doesn't. I i ah teased yours. And, like, you you're sitting there saying you were, like like, chatting back and forth with her. Like, literally? No, I'm saying you were, right? I yeah careless could care less. I'm like, tell him I said hi.
Speaker: You know what I mean? Yeah. But at the end of the day, like, us chatting back and forth is like a normal conversation. Like, yeah, it's it's nothing to be worried about. Like... I'm not. i don't have... Yeah, I don't... Like, I've made it very clear how I feel about the two of you. You know? Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. And and and I'll be honest with you, man. Like... So I'll say something that actually she said. The jersey said a couple weeks ago.
Speaker: You know? Like... If if I... If I... if If I... How does she say it? I'm trying to remember i she said it. Like... if I ever have to worry about him talking to somebody else, have at it.
Speaker: Yep. See ya. And I'm the same way. You know, I'm like, it that's, that's my, that's it that's what i versus my, my feeling. i Like if, if you want them over me, go ahead. I mean, exactly. exactly that' I mean, that's kind of like, I mean, you guys witnessed it. i mean, and, and Jersey and, and Modog, you guys probably know better than anybody else.
Speaker: I have, I have two rules. Don't lie to me and don't cheat on me. Cause if you do, I'll flip a switch and I'll pretend like you never existed. Exactly. I, I, I, you know what? I'll be a bye bitch in a minute. Yeah. hi Nope.
Speaker: See you. Bye. See you. Bye. Yeah. That's why I, that's, I seriously, that's why i don't worry about shit like that, man. Like, This what it is. Now, when she starts like having conversations with Shaman, I know what a freak that motherfucker is. I might have something to say about that. yeah i mean I'll be like, why the fuck did you just buy $80 worth of peanut butter, babe? What the fuck? What the fuck is going on? It's not for me. It's for the town. Kayla, Shaman was here first. Just don't be jealous.
Speaker: you know It's different. And with that, I got piss and another beer. so I'll be back. What Shaman and i have is different Yeah, yeah. Similar, but different. is
Speaker: No. Look at that. I don't got time for all that jealousy and and and craziness, because if I had to feel like you're doing something that you shouldn't be doing, I got no time for it.
Speaker: Trust is huge, and that's the problem. that's That's why I'm not really dating like that, because Everybody's just all out there having multiple partners all the time.
Speaker: You know what? i I'm not down with it. I should have trust issues after some of the shit I've been through. like Literally, i'll you know I should. like and um and I'm not saying she does or anything, but like if I look over at Caleb's phone and I see a dude's name, I should be like,
Speaker: who the fuck is Connor? Who the fuck is that guy? Oh, that's my cousin. You know that. Oh, yeah, I know that's your cousin. Never mind. You know, I should be like that, but I'm not like that because i'm my mentality at the end of the day, like, all right. so' Go ahead and do you at the end of the day.
Speaker: You know? I got aggravation and, know, I've been like that with you. Unfortunately, a lot of my relationships have played out on this fucking on this fucking show.
Speaker: and People see how quick I am to flip flip a light switch. Okay, yeah, I did that. Yep, I was there. Okay. Now I'm not. Move the fuck on.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't deal with cheating. yeah I can't cheat on some shit. I'm done. I can't trust you. I got to have that trust, man. Got to have that trust.
Speaker: Yeah, trust is the most important thing.
Speaker: and and and And I don't know. i get I give way too many people way more trust than I should, but I can't i can't i can't live my life, man, like second guessing every move somebody else makes because at the end of the day,
Speaker: we're only accountable for our decisions and our choices. So if you make a decision and you make a choice to act a certain type of way, I got no control over that.
Speaker: No, I'm not going to like, I'm not going to go out of my way to look for it. You better damn well hide it. Good. And if I see some shit, then, then that's different, you know, then I might go look for something, but I'm not trying to find shit.
Speaker: Yeah. Also, I would also like to throw out again, my TikTok is not as bad as everybody makes it out to be.
Speaker: Damn. have people messaging me. A couple weeks ago, i posted a TikTok. And it's a TikTok that I've been holding on to. It's like a little draft that I had. And was explaining to Kayla, who?
Speaker: Obviously, you know, she doesn't she she's shes she doesn't do the streaming and ah she has a TikTok page and she she she does like that the selling stuff and all that whatnot. But, you know, I was explaining to her how therapeutic TikTok can be.
Speaker: and i And I showed her, I was like, you know, like, you know, I've been feeling some sort of way, but I've been holding on to this draft. So I went on ahead and posted it And then I was getting messages from people like, what the fuck's going on? You good? You all right? I'm like, yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker: Like, it's not a big deal. it speaks truth. It speaks volumes. But I was just showing, you know, my girlfriend, in like, this is therapy for me. Sometimes I post shit that don't mean anything, but I can get shit out.
Speaker: And then there's other times where, you know, I put my dick on TikTok. What the fuck, Scott? you can't You can't get up here when I'm on panel? What the fuck, man? your ass up here.
Speaker: I'll drop so you can come up, man. You don't have to drop. As soon as I bring the dog back inside, I'm going to drop off. I think today, Hans, to answer your question, I think in this new generation, this new era, whatever, think, I think,
Speaker: i mean I think men and women have both been kind of equally scandalous. I think nowadays women are more to put their scandalous behavior on the interwebs because they gain clout. They get clicks. They get followers. from they And they they feel like they're important. because and And it's like, oh, man. And there are some dudes that are out there that do the same thing. But I think it's you know different eras, different generations.
Speaker: um i they either I think a lot of it lately too is they've been so like, and I don't know if I, excuse me, i don't mean this like in a bad way or a good way, honestly.
Speaker: But I think women have been like, they got this empowerment, which and on one hand is good, right? Like it's good that you feel empowered. the The downside of that is they become so fuck, I shouldn't i shouldn't just put a blanket statement out there, but just talking in general terms.
Speaker: you know, they're just, ah I don't even, I don't even know how to say it. Other than, a lot of women. I, there, and there are, you know, I mean, there's, it's just, I think that there's a lot of them that I think just like, there's that whole, we don't need you men fucking movement, you know, like, you know what I mean? is violent yeah Like, okay, you know.
Speaker: Also, and, and, and, and I'll say this, social, social media is, been a huge downfall in relationships. Oh, absolutely. But you you see you see all of these you see all these videos and these posts where women are like, where's the good men? Where's this, that, and the other thing? and i was it not Not fucking with you. You cheated on the good men with the one that just cheated on you.
Speaker: Exactly. But then you look back through their social media and at one point in time where they're like talking about, I want a man, where's the good men at? They had one, but then they decided to act a fool on social media. Right, and fucked it up. Yeah. that The next best thing is a right around the corner. Well, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Good men are not going to fucking sit around and tolerate. The goofy shit. and And vice versa, good women are not going to sit around and tolerate the bullshit of douchebags on social media. It goes both ways. So, you...
Speaker: and so you you You want a good man, but when you had one or when they talk to you, you want to fuck around and play stupid-ass games. Right. any goodness I want a good man, but I like the bad boy, too.
Speaker: You know? Well, you know. It's rare that it's the same dude is both. You know what I mean? and unfortunately Unfortunately... Unless you get a shaman. All right. Unless you get a shaman.
Speaker: I just watched Shifton. Nice. Nice. Yeah, unfortunately unfortunately, social media is... oh it's good it can if you're If you're not a good person, it' it's 100% very... And and you know at the same time, these people who will fuck somebody over, men and or women, that'll fuck somebody over when they got a good person...
Speaker: and they'll fuck them over, will then in turn go on social media and try to be the victim. And put them on blast. and Exactly. them on blast and be the victim. Exactly. yep and That was the same thing as back in school when they break up with you and they go, oh, he had a small dick.
Speaker: Right. I mean, and i've been on that and I've been on that side of the... I've been on that side of the book, or side of the fence, and i went however that saying is. I've been on that side of the fence where...
Speaker: You do me dirty, and then you go on social media and trash me and clown me, and then I just keep doing my thing. Like, I don't feel the need to fucking burn you down.
Speaker: And then some people get pozy enough to come up here in my chat and try to trying to act act some sort of way, and then they get played out, and then they get made to look stupid. Yeah. Yeah, see, I've never really, i you know, call it generational thing, age thing, whatever. But I've never been part of the, like, a relationship went awry and then it played out on fucking social media. You know? And I'm not about that. You know? no Like, if shit ends, it ends. You know?
Speaker: Like...
Speaker: i't i don't I don't know. Anybody I see on social media that comes on talking shit about the other person, I automatically fucking think, bullshit you're projecting. All the shit you're saying about them is probably the shit you were doing.
Speaker: You know? I'm just trying to ask likeck the life counselor. Bro, I've lived it, man. Hans, I've lived it, bro. like Dude, you've been around for a hot minute. that you know You know I've lived relationships man i am not good at relationships i don't know if i'm not or maybe uh maybe i don't i don't i don't know i don't i don't know i saw something a friend posted the other day on facebook that said if you meet a man that doesn't have a lot of friends and has a really small circle those those are the motherfuckers that one be aware of because they're not going to take your shit you know they're not going to take your shit they've been around a block enough to know
Speaker: This ain't me. This ain't for me. I don't need it. I don't want it. I am not going to be a part of it. you know And then the other side of that is these these are men that know who the fuck they are.
Speaker: They're not going to play your fucking games. They're not going to do the bullshit. And guess what? They're totally fucking fine being on their own. You know what I mean? And I'll be the first to admit, that's me.
Speaker: yeah no i got i got I got a damn good woman now. yeah It's weird. And we both struggle with... you didn't all did ah did i guilt you Did I guilt you into coming up here, Scotto?
Speaker: One of us are are used to what we have now. So it's like, you know, that's that's a learning curve too. It's like finding an actual good one.
Speaker: And like, ooh, you did this. I'm not used to that. Like, I ain't never had no woman ever pack my lunch for work. Guess what? Neither has fucking Scotto.
Speaker: I'll your bag for you. I can pack that for you. He said he'll pack something and it'll be your lunch, but it won't be in a brown bag. We've already discussed this. i am not a bottom. Scotto, how you doing, motherfucker?
Speaker: What up, Scotto? What Scotto? You're doing good? Let me give you that. Dude, he can't pull his dick out on on the fucking... oh i love I love that shirt. i love that.
Speaker: awesome Is that a new one? It is. Did you get new nails or did you get new nails? I said sent me a link and said, hey, I'll pay you to wear this on the screen. was like, oh, okay, here's my cash app. and like got go Fuck yeah, that is pressure.
Speaker: God damn it, i need that game. I'll put that on my DSP. You still got your Valentine's Day nails or did you get new ones? ah That's going to be Wednesday.
Speaker: Wednesday Thursday. Okay. I don't know if it's just when he puts his hand up to the camera, but that motherfucker has some long-ass fingers, man. I'm glad you're not a proctologist, motherfucker. He will be your proctologist. Yeah, the guy that had to be your proctologist. Okay.
Speaker: You're finance, right? Don't you work in a finance world? I do. I need to hit you up on some shit here, potentially soon. I don't know what you do in finance, but... I write code on mainframes. Oh, okay. Alright.
Speaker: Not the right person, then. but yeah i'm not I don't do anybody taxes. No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't talking about taxes. I need to find somebody that I can trust that's like, that can lead me in the right directions as far as like like stocks and shit like that.
Speaker: you've It's going to be a soccer kind of thing. Oh, okay. Paging Dr. Slough. Yeah, I think I missed the whole bit Bitcoin. You've heard me tell my story about a friend of mine with Bitcoin, right?
Speaker: Have you heard that? That motherfucker that got like full bit Bitcoin back and it was like 88 fucking cents. 88 or 18, I forget. It was one of those two. Like a full Bitcoin.
Speaker: And he got in out he got into it like early fucking on. This motherfucker is worth so many millions of fucking dollars, man. Just now at Pullman, it's like, what, $18,000 or something around that nature? no, no, no, no. I think i think it's like $70,000. I think it's up. ah I think it's like north of $65,000. Well, Shaman would know more than me. is' down It's down to like $65,000 right now. Okay, yeah. i so It was up to $100,000. So you'll appreciate this, Shaman. I had a friend that got into it when it when Bitcoin first hit the fucking scene, right? And you know how many years ago i'm talking about, right?
Speaker: He was getting full bitcoins for 18 cents. eighteen It was either 18 or 88. I don't remember. But he dropped $1,500 on it at the time. woof Full fucking bitcoins. Damn.
Speaker: Enough said?
Speaker: my brother My brother just passed away on Halloween. My brother passed away on Halloween. like he never He never had a credit card his entire life. Everything he did, he paid with cash. Or cash. Right? But he did he did play the stock market and shit.
Speaker: And I wish I would have fucking listened to him back in the early fucking 80s when he told me, he was like, hey, little brother, you need to get in on this company called Apple. And I didn't.
Speaker: Back when it was like you could get like you know full-fledged stocks for like next to fucking nothing. i was like, fuck. Yeah. yeah i don't I don't have many regrets in life, but that is one of them. That I didn't take advantage of those two opera fucking those two opportunities alone.
Speaker: I had a teacher in high school that when he was in college had an opportunity to get in early with Pepsi and Nike. and And dude, that like, I was always wearing all Nike. Like, it was your like you know, you so you have teachers who wear, like, slacks and button downs. Nah, this dude was always wearing, like, Nike warm-ups and had all the Nike shoes and stuff like that. And this is, like, in the early days of Nike.
Speaker: Excuse me. ah Multiple times I heard this, man. Say, you think I need to be a fucking teacher? I'll walk the fuck out of here. Right. I don't need this bullshit money. See, that's where I wish I was in life. yeah That's where I wish I was in life.
Speaker: That was bad. You and me both. Yeah. but Well, i'm a Shaman, i I know you're big into the... Like, you and Jed, I know you guys are big into the whole crypto thing, and I'm i'm not. So...
Speaker: i literally can you imagine somebody buying even if it was 88 we'll take the worst case scenario it was either 18 or 88 88 for full bitcoin and he dropped bucks on it then well think about fifteen hundred times you know a hundred thousand right exactly Exactly. He would have sold some buy before then. he did. he did he you know the last The last time that I talked about it, unfortunately, he fucking passed away like five years ago. But
Speaker: ah The last time I talked to him, he had just talked he had talked about he had just sold off a chunk of it. and i would I don't know what a chunk of it means. He didn't, like, clarify. But the chunk ah of it that he sold off was worth, like, it was something fucking ridiculous, like $88 million, you know?
Speaker: ah He was worth, he was a multiple, multiple, multiple fucking millionaire. And and and worked his he worked his job his entire life. Never never like quit. Worked his job and just had that shit on the side. like Got into crypto big time when it first came out.
Speaker: That's crazy. i have so many hobbies that I would love to do. I don't need a job. Yeah, exactly. i mean yeah I have so many hobbies. I'm trying to turn this hobby into me not needing a job.
Speaker: fifty no i get that i get that well i like going i like doing shit outdoors right and like i'm i'm down for even like uh when we go camping i got some friends that'll bring out like you know paddle boards and shit and we're floating down the river anyways so i'll get on those and uh That's just fun as hell. Yeah. Right? I could do that. I could do that all the time. But obviously, you're going to bored doing that. You're doing it in different places.
Speaker: And then, what you call it? I like to build shit. like to work on cars. You know what mean? Yeah. I have plenty of projects to work on.
Speaker: See, that's just it. Like, my my my project, like, my... my pastime, whatever my could be called a bunch of different things. My, my habit, whatever is photography. Right.
Speaker: And I've had so many people that are like, dude, you should do it full time. And I was like, you don't even realize, man, like me doing my full time job that I had up until, know, here recently, my photography gig was always a secondary kind of thing, but I was shooting more than most full time photographers that I know.
Speaker: I mean, i was making 70, 80 grand a year just on photography shit, you know, on top of my fucking day job. And so I legitimately looked at doing like a brick and mortar studio, you know, like an actual building.
Speaker: And, you know, I'm a firm believer in shit and life happens for a reason. And literally, I was like, I was like two weeks out from like literally signing a fucking ah a lease on on getting a brick and mortar studio and I had like seven fucking photographers I knew that like shut their shit down like closed their fucking doors and these these were people that were photographers had been photographers full-time photographers like that was their main job for like 20-25 years and they were just like we can't pay it we can't pay our bills with it anymore because everybody nowadays has one of these right
Speaker: You know, so nobody, would get it nobody wants to actually fucking pay for, you know, a quote unquote photographer, you know? So I, I've, I've been in it a long cause I've been doing it professionally for going on 19 years now.
Speaker: So I've, so I've seen it go the whole gamut of like, you know, it's back down to the, it's more like people that are into it or into it just cause they love it. And it's a hobby because,
Speaker: and unless you happen to make it big where you have this huge fucking clientele or you get on with like a magazine or, you know, Vogue or some shit like that, motherfuckers can't pay their bills being a photographer. They just can't, you know?
Speaker: Like, cause everybody want everybody wants shit for free, you know? i had a woman turn me down for a fucking shooting her wedding, her daughter's wedding two years ago because she, she wanted the entire wedding shot for just like 650 I was like, bitch, I get $3.50 an hour for doing fucking portrait shoots.
Speaker: but You know? Like, good no, I'm not going to shoot your 14-hour-a-day fucking wedding for $650. You know? And got all pissed off and started like, you
Speaker: I'm like, but but that's the mindset of most people out there. You know? Like, the the shit that kills me are the people that come to me that don't know me from Adam, but saw, like, i've I've not spent a dime on advertising or marketing ever in my photography. It's it's all been 100% has been word of mouth referrals, right? So I've never spent a dime on on marketing or anything.
Speaker: But the people that come to me because they heard of me from somebody else, you know, they saw their work that I did, right? And then come to me like, I don't know you from Adam, but they'll come to me and be like, what kind of discount can I get?
Speaker: I'm that motherfucker that will be like, what the fuck have you ever done for me that you deserve you deserve to get a fucking discount? Like, I don't know you from fucking Adam, man. You know? Well, I saw your shit from so-and-so's. Okay, well, get on so I'll give so-and-so a discount.
Speaker: but yeah done I have the i have a complete opposite problem. You know, we we we do all these shows. I do all these shows. yeah they're on theyre They're on the internet. They're they're free.
Speaker: It's on YouTube. It's on Facebook. It's on Spotify. It's on Apple. All that stuff. And it's like, I want to do i want to do merch. But I feel like a scumbag because it's like, oh, now I got to ask these people who follow me to buy. But the people to follow you would buy your merch. I would buy your merch in a heartbeat. And I told you that a month ago. This what I've been telling Lazy as I go, look, you can have merch. You just tell people you have it. You don't have to pressure them into buying it. If they want to buy it, they buy it. If not, they don't.
Speaker: right in in shout out to jersey And shout out to Jersey because you know the little scrolly thing at the bottom was always just the bio link. I never had the cash app on there before. And Rosie was the one that, and she still does. She does it every show. yeah She throws the cash app into the chatter's box and you know not not accept or not required, not expected, but donations are always welcome. And I'm like, you know what?
Speaker: Yeah, okay. I'm going to throw it in the little scrolly thing at the bottom of the screen. And if people want to donate, and they want to, and, and and you know, everything goes to everything goes to the network, you know.
Speaker: It could be paying for the stream yard, which I pay out of my pocket. Nobody else helps me pay for that. You know, or using chat GPT, that's going to come out of my pocket. Or, you know, making merchandise. Like, I've got everything I need to make shirts and c cups and everything like that.
Speaker: But all that stuff's going to come out of my pocket. nobody there' There's four of us on the network, and and and I'm not putting shade on anybody, but everybody wants all this stuff and and wants to use all this stuff, but I'm the only one paying for it.
Speaker: Right. I would love to do merch, but you know how much? I mean, transfers, shirts, cups. Yeah, they're cheap, man. It all costs money. And then, like, you know, somebody wanted a custom hat. And I'm like, well, you have two options.
Speaker: You can pay me $100 and I'll go get you a hat. Or you can go to Lids and just make the hat yourself and it's going to cost you $60. Or I would pay you $100 if I can get it for $60.
Speaker: Because I have to take time out of my fucking day. i have to take $60 out of my fucking wallet. And then I have to pay for shipping and everything. I i might make $20 on this deal at the end of the day.
Speaker: You know? i yeah I had somebody turn a fucking wedding down like four years ago because, again, too much money, right? And I don't charge nearly what quote-unquote wedding photographers charge.
Speaker: Dude, I charge like a quarter of what they charge, right? Right. But it was too much for this quote-unquote client. And I told her, I was like, I know the fucking church you're shooting in. It's dark as fuck.
Speaker: right? Like you better hire somebody that has professional equipment. I mean, I have lenses. I have lenses that I paid 2,500 bucks for just for the lens that I can almost shoot in fucking nighttime with, you know what mean? But that's why they cost so fucking much money.
Speaker: You know, they're professional glass. It's professional fucking lenses. And that's the kind of shit. And I told her, I said, that's what you're going to need for that church, right? To make a really long story short, I told her, you know, here's here's what I would do it for. And again, it was a quarter of what most other, you know, wedding photographers would charge.
Speaker: And she wanted to pay next to fucking nothing. And I told her, I was like, I'm not, you know, I'm not going talk shit about it. I'm just, I'm just, I'm not your guy. You know, I'm not your, I'm not your guy.
Speaker: She goes, well, my, my niece just bought like a thousand dollars worth of like new digital, like photography equipment from Best Buy. She said she would shoot it for free for us. Well, go ahead. I was like, shit shit ain't going to turn out, though.
Speaker: I said, all your shit's going to be... It's just because she doesn't have the right equipment to shoot in that environment, right? So after after all was said and done, a month after the wedding, she finally gets these pictures back from her niece, who did shoot the wedding for free.
Speaker: couldn't see any of the shit, right? It was so fucking dark. It was so fucking blurry because, and this bitch actually asked me, she goes, if I send you, if I send you these pictures, can you fix them? Bitch, fuck all the way off, man. First of all, I would never touch some other photographer and she wasn't a photographer, but you know, was like, I would never touch some other photographers work and edit it to try to, you know, fix it for you.
Speaker: And secondly, fuck you. You know, like I, I was being nice up front and told you, She does not have the fucking gear that she needs to shoot what it is for that. you know i I gave you fair fucking warning.
Speaker: you know ah It's just crazy. you know it's like it's It's like going to a fucking you know somebody that works on Subaru fucking engines and say, hey, can you do my brain surgery for me?
Speaker: yeah you know right no I get that 100%. i went When I used to work for Orkin and I would have a customer that was like I'm going to cancel my contract because you guys are way too expensive. I'm going to go with Jim Bob's pest control. Have fun. um i'll see yeah I'll see you in in about six months.
Speaker: What do you mean? because their shit's going to fail. Your house is going to be infested with bugs. Yeah. I understand that working is very expensive, but you're paying for a certain level of service that Jim Bob's pest control is not going to be able to provide.
Speaker: So I'll see you in six months or less, and I have no hard feelings. right you know and And I would tell like my customers, and and I do this now, you know if somebody asks me about something that, you know,
Speaker: A, I don't want to do it, or B, I can't do it, I tell them, reach out to at least three people. if you If you've got if you've got a if you've got a a toilet that's leaking or something, reach out three plumbers.
Speaker: Have them come look at it. You may not go with the with the cheapest guy. You also may not go with the most expensive guy. Yeah. gonna go with the guy who's gonna do it right at the end of the day no matter what it costs always always always no matter what you're doing three opinions at least at least three and then make your choice because a lot of times it's it's not the service you're paying for it's what they prove what that person is other that experience that knowledge
Speaker: what they bring to the table. Like I could be the cheapest guy on the, you know, I could be the cheapest pest control guy on the market, but I can provide the best service.
Speaker: Whereas the most expensive guy is just trying to get you a dollar. Right now. I tell people that all the time. Go get, I do too. I tell them same thing. People that research wedding photographers, I don't give fuck what part of the country in. There's some parts where it's going to be higher. In the Midwest, I'm in the Midwest, if that's what you want to call this area. Full-time wedding photographers are charging between $55 to $7,500 shoot your wedding. I charge than $2,000. But...
Speaker: between fifty five to seventy five hundred dollars to shoot your wedding i choose less i charge less than two grand I only shoot six or seven weddings a year. I'm very fucking selective because I won't do bridezilla's and all that shit. And I still i still got that like working man fucking mentality. you know like you You do a portrait photo shoot with me.
Speaker: I'm giving you 98% of the photos that I took. Most photographers are getting 10 to 12 fucking edited images and that's it. They may have taken 100, but you're only getting 10 or 12.
Speaker: though They'll sell you the other 85 that they took at $25 a piece. That's the way that's way most full-time photographers are. you know and People know me and know they're like, dude, you give away so much work. And I do because it's always been a side gig. It's always just been something I enjoy fucking doing. you know If that was like my main job where I was paying my fucking bills...
Speaker: I'd be charging what everybody else would be charging. Kayla does some photography stuff. She does some amazing photography. She did her nephew's ah senior pictures. And she took a past couple of pictures.
Speaker: I can't speak for anything else. I don't think I've seen a whole lot outside of what your mom and dad have framed and stuff like that. But she takes some great pictures. who does She does a great job.
Speaker: But, like,
Speaker: i when she did her nephew's senior pictures and they were like, oh, we want to, you know, we want all these, editor she's like, no, I'm going to give you like 20 pictures edited.
Speaker: You know what I mean? like you Like all the other pictures were USB or whatever. She's like, you didn't have the rest the pictures. And out of the pictures picked, if you don't like any of them and you want a couple that you want me to edit and play with, then that's fine.
Speaker: But also, Also, something else that Kayla does. People don't realize that that the the the taking the picture is only part of it. The editing it and making it look the best that they can for the client.
Speaker: that's That's where the real work is. you know like i I've had i've had custer i had ah i had one lady come to me. like Her kid had so bad fucking acne that she wanted that shit cleared up like they had no acne. And I'm like, for every photo that I fucking edit, I'm being realistic with you, right? I said, for what you want, every photo, every single photo that I would edit...
Speaker: so Would literally cost you $35 to $40. Because I'm good at what I do. ah yeah I'm not being braggadocious. I'm just saying I'm good at what I fucking do. I can i can edit shit in 30 seconds. It would take the average fucking person 10 minutes. Right? So I can bust some shit out.
Speaker: But everything that you're wanting. I would i would at a minimum charge you $40 per fucking photo because that's a shit ton of fucking work editing wise. And so I jokingly, you know, I'm good with people, right? So I'm like, I'll jokingly tell them, like, don if you look like Oprah,
Speaker: Don't expect me to make you look like fucking Beyonce. You know? that's like That's like my joke with them and shit, right? But they get the point, you know? Like, fucking be you. Be happy with who you are. And if you're not, you're going to pay a fucking premium to have some motherfucker make you look like fucking Beyonce.
Speaker: It's that fucking simple, you know? Like, I'm not doing this shit for free for you. like yeah honest I don't even know what you look like. I'd probably make you look like Jerry Springer, motherfucker. want to look like Beyonce.
Speaker: ah You said I can look like Beyonce. You can for the right price. not no i get I get that because I've talked like for me on on the on my side of things. Attractive. do what I can.
Speaker: My music show. um i've I've talked to artists.
Speaker: And we start to talk about them, like booking them on the show and having them come up on the show. And they're like, well, you have to do this. You have to do that. You have to, you can't ask this. You can't ask that. We're only that, and that. I'm like, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First and foremost, it's my show.
Speaker: and Second of all, you ain't Bruce Springsteen, motherfucker. yeah like What the fuck up with you and your 200 followers on Instagram? Right. and and and And you've got 300 videos on YouTube you singing covers that have gotten...
Speaker: 25 views, I'm going to need you to calm the fuck down. person framo At the end of the day, like this is, this is how the show, this is how the show. Well, I, yeah, it's not hurting my feelings if you don't want to be a part of it. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: For, for every one of you people, there's 10 other artists that are excited to come up on my podcast. Well, I mentioned only fans before, right? I had, I had three girls that, that for three years straight,
Speaker: Excuse me.
Speaker: They got all... 100% of their OnlyFans content was from their three-hour photo shoot with me. Oh, wow. Right? And I charged anywhere from $1,800 to $2,700 for that fucking three hours. but But they had a year's worth of fucking content because I i ended up giving them probably, you know, 500, 600 fucking edited photos.
Speaker: and And any of the girls that do OnlyFans, if y'all don't know, they're not taking shit personal for you. You know what I mean? Unless they're one of these only fans girls that just does the shit like on her cell phone, right?
Speaker: Selfies. But the ones that have like, you know, the professional photos out there, And I would. And I mean, so three to three times a year, i would shoot these girls at yeah between $1,800 to $2,700 a pop.
Speaker: But that was their, I mean, they had yeah a year, year and a half's worth of fucking content. And they would schedule their shit on OnlyFans that every night at midnight, every night at 2 in the morning, every night at 2 in the afternoon, whatever it was, you know, drop these three photos. It would just they would it would just pick from a gallery and just pick shit.
Speaker: You know what i mean? Mm-hmm. you know people hear that and they're like, Jesus Christ, dude, you're ripping them off. I'm not ripping them off because these bitches are making $150,000 a year on fucking OnlyFans. never Solely off of my fucking content that I shot for them. $2,500 is ah that yeah it's part of doing fucking business. And to them, they got a good fucking deal.
Speaker: you know i mean, you can charge them $250,000 every time but only give them a couple photos. Exactly. and that's what saying. i would shoot We would shoot for three hours And I would literally give them hundreds of fucking photos. Like, when I say hundreds, four, five, six hundred fucking photos, right? All all edited, all looking fucking awesome.
Speaker: And that's the shit they would use for their OnlyFans. And I'm not bullshitting when I say two of the girls made over $130,000 year. I'm talking about after they paid their taxes. They made $130,000 a year profit.
Speaker: And the one girl made about $110,000 a hundred and ten gran a year I don't feel bad at all for fucking charging you $2,500 a session. Like, yeah not not in the fucking least. I did a joy-ass moat. Exactly.
Speaker: Exactly. Sorry, y'all. I was trying to over comfort my dog because I had a drunk ditch his vehicle in front of my house.
Speaker: Uh-oh. Yeah. Did you go ahead and kick her ass? No, it's a dude. Did I kick his ass? ah It's a a brand new Denali. oh That's about 90 grand.
Speaker: Yeah. He ditched it and the cops were out there. They were like, you've been drinking? And he was like, how the hell else do you think I ended up in the ditch? Dumbass.
Speaker: Never admit guilt to the cops. Ever. So he's going to jail. Welcome to Alabama. Ever. It's one of one of the first things my dad taught me as a young, very young teenager, man, like years before I started driving.
Speaker: Never, never admit guilt. gay i don't give a fuck if you're guilty as fuck. Never admit guilt. Make them fucking prove it in court. It's like growing up back home in the country.
Speaker: You need way of guilt. You never called your insurance company and said, I hit a deer. You always told them that deer hits you. Exactly. below Deer ran out in front of me. I didn't hit him.
Speaker: He ran into my grill. You called your insurance company said, I hit a deer. You're were paying out your ass. If you fucking change the wording just a little bit, I got hit by a deer. Okay, we'll take care of it.
Speaker: Yep. Yep. lot of people don't realize that like I'm in one of those states like Kentucky, you get one free windshield a year. Why why that is, don't know. Don't know where it came up from. Because I was an insurance agent for a few years too. well full congress though right What's that? No. no no you get one You get one free windshield a year.
Speaker: Mississippi is that way too. yeah You can have zero fucking insurance and you get one free windshield a year. You know what I mean? Most people in Kentucky don't have insurance.
Speaker: but you know honestly i i think that shit came from like many many years ago because kentucky used to be a huge coal state you know what i mean so there was a ton of fucking coal trucks on the fucking highway and shit you know but yeah you get you get you get you get one free one free winch of the year and shit you know so i got friends that would be like You know, I would just hear them bitching on Facebook about, oh, my God, this motherfucker threw a rock at me, blah, blah, blah. And I would just message them be like, you get one free a year. you used it yet?
Speaker: No. They do it and they're like, oh, my God, dude, you just saved me, like, you know, like you said, like,
Speaker: acclaiming them upping your shit. Yeah, and and also, windshields are not cheap. No. Especially the newer ones with like, you know, all the shit built into them with like, it reads temperature and all that other bullshit. And it's got to be fucking calibrated and you know, yeah, it's not cheap at all. I'm not telling y'all this.
Speaker: I have friend of mine who's a truck driver. And he said, if you have a fucked up windshield and they have an 800 number, they have it built into their insurance to pay for windshield. Oh, it's write off. Yeah, you just have to call that 800 number and say, hey, they threw something on me.
Speaker: I'll be honest with you. The bottom of my windshield, like about two inches up from like where the front of the hood of my car is, has where a pebble, you know rock hit me. like But it's been like five years ago. and And it's never spread. It's just, you know. But I keep waiting because I'm like... See, here's the kind of luck I got. if If I put that claim in today and had that shit replaced, another rock would hit it two weeks from now. you know it And then then it would be on me to fucking, like, you know. I'm like... say it It doesn't obstruct my view. It's down at the bottom of my windshield. It's not spreading. It's all good. got that I got that my car.
Speaker: It was like, i don't know, two, three, four months after I bought my car. that That's what mine was. yeah yeah It literally looks like ah it literally looks like my Mine's like the size of a pea.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, we've all done it. You got a BB gun and you and you shoot window and it just has that little boom, that that that that mark where it hits.
Speaker: It's never spread. It's never done anything. like Most of the time, I don't even i don't even realize it's there. I don't either because mine's so low. i don't It's not even in my fucking field. My field of vision's up here and it's way the fuck down here. You know?
Speaker: Yeah, but I do see it. I was like, and and it happens every time because I won't even acknowledge it and then I'll see it randomly. I'm like, what the fuck happened to my windshield? Yeah. Yep. All right, I got this.
Speaker: I'll be right back. All right, guys. I got to head out. things like thomas Well, take care, Shaman, before I book.
Speaker: Have a good one, man. Have a good one, MoDog. Bye, Mandy. Have a good one. We dream. Love you, man. Love you, too, bro.
Speaker: I think we lost Jedi. What happened to Jedi? Wally, what are you doing in the chat? What are you doing up so late, Wally?
Speaker: Yeah, dude. Pop up. Come over here on the panel. It was a Britney-free night, brother, and you weren't here at all. Is she okay, or she just had stuff to do? She was at Monster Jam with Snotty.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. My dog is pissed that he can't be out there in the middle of all that.
Speaker: Watching the fizz. Oh, yeah, that's right. Paramount does all the Every Saturday now. Oh, really? Come here and say what's up, bitch.
Speaker: Okay, I got the cops knocking on my door. Let me check and make sure I don't have to give a statement. I'll see y'all later. She's like, cops are knocking on my goddamn door.
Speaker: Yeah, that son bitch ran into the ditch. You okay, mama? Why am I getting a stink eye? And the mean face. Or are you just sleeping?
Speaker: You done fell asleep already. Yeah, you dozed off for a minute. My asleep. Your eyes were asleep.
Speaker: Oh, my my eyes were asleep, but I wasn't. it's like It's like you waking me up out there and you were asleep. No, I wasn't.
Speaker: i was I was looking at the back of my eyelids. was still listening to you. Yeah, my eyes are closed, but I'm still listening. That happens. I do that lot.
Speaker: Yeah, but actually it for real. Huh? Yeah, but actually did it for real. You for real? I do for real, too. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: mayor Cheers, motherfucker. My last beer and then I gotta jump off here. I got more grandpa shit do in the morning. I don't have no more beverages. gotta go get some.
Speaker: Well, that's the last one I'm having. I haven't eaten all day and that's I think that's my seventh fucking beer. I gotta go get me some beverages.
Speaker: Bulldog, you're left your own devices. I'll to Wally to come up here, but he keeps talking about fights and bears and knuckles. I don't know. Oh, that meant Mandy dropped while i was taking a piss? i Yeah, the cops knocked on her door.
Speaker: good ah Wally was watching fights with bears and brass knuckles. Oh, nice. yeah I will not fight a bear that has brass knuckles. I won't either. A regular bear with no brass knuckles.
Speaker: Oh! I need to send that to you. I've seen that as as... Oh, yeah. oh dog you left me You left me all alone in the streets last night. And I got double teamed in a back alley by Kayla and Jersey.
Speaker: i Somehow I feel that's a porn a good porn movie, man. I mean, I'm not feeling really bad for you. i'm Just saying.
Speaker: I mean... i do want to... Well, go ahead. Say what you're going say. No. i and We had the conversation because... every time it comes up about me fighting the bear she rolls her eyes but i when i was after we got done last night doing the show and before we came to bed i was scrolling through facebook and a meme popped up that was like if you ever see if you ever see me in a bear in a fight you better jump in to help the bear
Speaker: i heard I heard part of that last night. cause i had I had your show on. I had it on my phone while i was in the car driving. so I heard part of that. in the I heard you telling Kayla that I'd fight a bear for you. I was like, this motherfucking cockstrong son of a bitch.
Speaker: I would fight a bear for her if I had to. I would fight a bear for you, baby. I'll fight i'll fight a bear for her, but I'm not going to fight the fucking demon ghost monster that she provokes and pokes the fuck out of.
Speaker: See, as I said, she'd piss a bear off just so you fight it. no I'll beat the brakes off her bear. Remember, honey? Remember on that one live stream when you said... watch Watch this. I ripped my shirt off. I'm about to go full Sasquatchian up in this motherfucker.
Speaker: Run, girl, run. Run. she Is Kayla still awake? ah Barely. Barely. All right. I was just going to tell her. She did a great job last night.
Speaker: I know. and I wasn't there for the whole show, but, like, she's a natural, man. I remember typing that in there that, like, yeah She did great. She's a natural. and She is. She did good, man. She did real good. you go Let me go grab a beverage real quick and I gotta tell you something. I know you wasn't here at the beginning of the show.
Speaker: talk Talk amongst yourselves. Okay. Well, it looks like la Lazy Jedi is pooping again or whatever since he's not... I haven't seen his face on stream for a hot minute. So... Yeah. Welcome to the Modog fucking TED Talk.
Speaker: what What do you need? What do you need advice on? Because apparently I'm older and fucking three days, you know. I went to school with like George Washington and all those fuckers. So, you know.
Speaker: I got some shit I can lend your way.
Speaker: what what What do you need to help with? You need love advice? need life advice? Wally, you need bear advice? What the fuck's going on, man?
Speaker: Why were you watching bear knuckle boxing?
Speaker: Which is kind of cool because I did that when I was in the Marine Corps. We used call smokers. I did that for like three years. We'd do five three minute fucking rounds, man. Bare knuckle boxing.
Speaker: I wouldn't do it today. I wouldn't do it today. But back in the day. Yeah, back when I was 20, 21 years old. That was the shit, man. I love fucking doing it.
Speaker: That's also why my fucking knuckles look like they look. Yeah. I feel that. That wasn't against a bear. That was a I told Glick a couple weeks ago, I think. My first match was with this big fat Navy motherfucker.
Speaker: And I totally fucking dismissed this dude because he was big and fat. and I thought, I mean, going to wear his ass out. bring your as up here i charged I charged up on him, man. That motherfucker hit me with a bear paw.
Speaker: Fuck. Knocked me straight the fuck out. I was out for like three fucking minutes, man. He was out for three motherfucking days. But it was it was it was a it was a good fucking life lesson, man. Because that taught me never underestimate a motherfucker. Even a big, fat, out of shape motherfucker. You know what I mean?
Speaker: Keep it up with your bullshit, Wally. Never underestimate him. Springtime's right around the corner. I'm going to tap your ass out right out here in the grass Yeah, you guys got a fight coming up, don't you? I think I was on that stream where you guys Wally challenged, Glick, Glick accepted.
Speaker: Just saying. Just saying. Just keeping the shit real.
Speaker: Oh, I'll tap his big ass out. Yeah, this ain't high school over some chick. See, I listen. I listen, motherfucker. I pay attention.
Speaker: Wally was in the wrong. He knows he was in the wrong.
Speaker: Wally gonna stick up bearded dragon on your ass, man. we we I don't care. I ain't afraid of his dinosaurs and vroom vrooms. All in, I silenced the goddamn cafeteria when we went and noticed it.
Speaker: No, so before went to go grab a beverage and touch myself, I mean, take a piss. Yeah, you're going to tell me something. so last night, Kayla absolutely killed it, dude.
Speaker: Don't. Yeah. yeah She was so nervous because that's not That's not her. that's not her realm. She doesn't live in this in this world. um She was nervous, but man, once the camera came on, dude, she was a natural.
Speaker: Absolutely. She was rolling with it. bdc c roll and And then put up with your shit. That's what I like. you Put up with my shit. and and yeah i mean she knows She knows how I am.
Speaker: But so much so that um on top of the other two shows that I have created and my dog shit.
Speaker: Oh shit. yeah fucking feather ruffler You and your woman going to do a show. I sent you the pictures. You seen, you seen these no dog. The, uh, Oh, that's that. You know that one, dude. I'm going to tell you what, and I said this before you go any further, let me cut you off because I said this to Jersey a couple of days ago, had it not been for this new job that I just took in the fucked up hours to come with it.
Speaker: Yeah. Like, that whole comedy shit one, I was ready to message you and be like, dude, I'll be your fucking host. I'll be your co-host on that shit. We'd tear that shit up. Yeah. But I know it won't be available, so I kept my mouth shut about it.
Speaker: On top of the new the two new shows that I'm working on, after last night, and Kayla had a lot of fun, and I had a lot of fun, too. it's it's It was a good stream.
Speaker: It was a good stream. Doing these panels, like doing the shows like I do them and having the panels, I love to do. But to actually be right here face-to-face with my co-host and and and to be able to throw that conversation out there and still have the chat and everything like that.
Speaker: Play off each other, feed off each other. Yeah. I was i was loving it. Yeah. It was fun. It was a good stream. She cut she got got the bug, man. She got the bug and she's got the itch.
Speaker: Oh, Yeah. And then we talked some more today, and you know I'm um'm very excited. I announced it at the beginning of the show. I'm very excited for her and I are going to do a show together. Oh, I did miss that.
Speaker: All right, cool. That's awesome. We're going to do a show together, and we're going to do all the things that we're into, all the things that I've been itching to do. Wally knows this.
Speaker: All the things that I've been itching to do, paranormal, cryptid, i want to be part of the paranormal yeah like yeah and and and we can open up the panels yeah you know time to time and i got stories that's we're gonna do that and it won't be a it won't be an every week thing i would say i would say maybe every other week if not every few weeks because we're gonna we're gonna pick subjects and stories and what what Let me ask, what night are you guys planning on doing that? Did you pick a night? don't know yet. We don't we don't know yet.
Speaker: Because my Monday through Friday here yeah after the next week and a half are pretty much shot. with With the creation of two new shows, it it may be a Sunday evening thing. I don't know. We'll see how we feel.
Speaker: It might be a Sunday evening thing. I don't know. We've got to figure it out when we got We have one title for the show that we kind of like, but we're not 100%. At least reserve one of the paranormal shows, like one out of every three or something, for like a Sunday night.
Speaker: Because I you've got the Saturday night thing, right? But say Save one if you can. i yeah i know I'm asking a lot here. but no yeah If you save one for like a Sunday, I will definitely be part of it. I just i know I can't do Monday through Friday now, which sucks. Right now.
Speaker: right right now as far as i got I got some shit that will make the hair on the back of your fucking neck stand up. And it's all real shit. This isn't like shit right off the internet. This is shit I'd lived.
Speaker: like yeah know i I've grown up in two fucking haunted houses, man. I got some fucking stories, man. I've got a story. No, right now, and and like i said, we've got to figure out the title for the show. We've got to figure out when we're going to do it.
Speaker: Obviously, we know the subject line. And and and and it's ah and it's ah and it's an open... It's an open, like it's a big area of content that her and I can cover.
Speaker: But one of the titles that we're that we kind of like so far for our show is Dead Ends and Dark Truths. Oh, nice. Nice. so But we're not sold on it yet. We're going to play around with it some more. We're going to play around. what well Okay, so what's the mindset behind that?
Speaker: where were What were you thinking when you came up with, what you call it? Dead ends and what? Dead ends and dark truths. okay Okay. so Are you basing that on paranormal or are you basing that on what? It's paranormal cryptids. You know, your Bigfoot, your Mothman, stuff like that. Ohio Grassman.
Speaker: Yeah, true crime. Which I've seen. yeah true crime. Your serial killers, your true crime cases, unsolved mysteries.
Speaker: Your like... abandoned you know their their stories behind abandoned amusement parks chernobyl is one of those things that we could talk about like it's just it's just a big and and in their community in ohio that's like the little midgets and like those are the melon heads yeah the melon heads yeah yeah we dont know if that we you know what would be cool is i come up to you And we go visit one of those fucking places.
Speaker: And like live stream that shit. Kayla said, ah let's go. Yeah, I'm down. about that last night because we want to go to Helltown. here in Helltown. That's what I was thinking of. Helltown.
Speaker: helltown And that's what we were talking about. with and That's in Ohio, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I'm totally i am totally fucking. I'll bring my photography equipment with me, man. I'm totally down, man.
Speaker: there there There's your photographer, man.
Speaker: Wally, you gonna go with this? Sure. I am so fucking down for that shit. holy Dude, I walk through fucking graveyards. Jersey gives me... Well, she doesn't give me shit, but she teases me about it.
Speaker: I'll go out and like... but Like... how i recharge my photography batteries is like i'll just go out and shoot shit that catches my right and i i tend to spend a lot of time with in in uh cemeteries because we got some really cool fucking cemeteries around this area right that have amazing tombstones the big ass tombstones and like nobody does anymore you know but and mausoleums and all that kind of shit right I got one of those around around us where I live at. It's pretty sweet. If you ever look up Spring Grove Cemetery in Cincinnati, ah it's got like 120,000 different fucking trees, species of trees in it. It's gorgeous. It's fucking gorgeous. Not only is it a cemetery, but it's gorgeous as fuck, too. you know and
Speaker: anyway, I mean, yeah, and like I've been in cemeteries where I'm like, and I'm very respectful, right? Like when I'm like stepping on their graves and shit, I'll be like, pardon me. I'll look at, this is to sound weird as fuck, but I'll see the tombstone. If it says Mr. Mrs. Jones, whatever, or Wally Jones, I'll be like, Oh, pardon me, Wally. You know, hope you're a good day. Pardon my interruption, whatever, dude. I've had four different fucking occurrences where I've heard some shit like right here in my ear.
Speaker: where people have talked to me. And there's and I'm the only motherfucker around for 550 fucking yards. You know what I mean? like Yeah. Because i think I think I'm one of those people that's like, I'm receptive to that shit.
Speaker: So, I think the people that know you're receptive to it, spirit-wise, will talk to you. You know what I mean? It's called being a sensitive. Yeah. i've I've literally heard them like in my fucking ear multiple fucking times.
Speaker: i just i just want I just want to address what I was like. You were like so eagerly excited about going to hell down, and Caitlin's over there raising her hand. i was like, Wally's going to go, too. His face said, fucking white people doing white people shit. and Then he said, sure, I'll go. I will totally fucking go, man. Seriously. We'll set that shit up for like... all a we talked about last Sometime when it's not freezing outside. You know what i mean? Like... oh yeah I am totally fucking down. We got Helltown. I'll come up there and grab a hotel room for a night or two and like fucking just hang out with you guys and we'll go do the whole Helltown thing. dog prison too I've been there. i know that's i' been So my my my my nieces my my niece's son, my great-niece, used to date.
Speaker: He doesn't date her anymore, but I'm still friends with her on Facebook. He used to date the girl that her father, this sounds like a Springer show, but his his her father was the guy that ran show.
Speaker: Basically the tourist attraction part of all of of of the Mansfield like reformatory. and ah I didn't get to shoot her inside there, but I'd done a couple photo shoots with her when she was dating my my great nephew. I'll tell you what, that that's a... She was like, oh my God. So i I didn't get to go with her, but I've like, God damn, do I have it on here?
Speaker: Have I showed you my picture that I caught when I was shooting my own fucking niece? Like... don't think so Because I think it's on the laptop Let me see if I can find it real quick I'll be right back You've been to Mansi right?
Speaker: I'll be right back
Speaker: Yeah the overnights are fun up there Because you can pick a one night, two night, three night deal I've done the three night deals up there On the weekend It's fucking awesome Yeah Huh Oh Mansi Oh really I've never done the overnight at Mansfield. I want to.
Speaker: I want to. now they've got a thing that they do. I think it's every Friday night you can do, too, besides staying. They do dinner in a mood dinner in a theater and in the Mansfield prison, and they'll open the big picture window where you see the ah all the cells sitting there, and then you go over the window and look up or look down, and you don't see see the end of either one of them.
Speaker: Hell, yeah. That's pretty neat. No.
Speaker: um i'm gonna show you three pictures of well let me give you a little look let me give you a little context that thiss right this is my my great niece my niece's daughter And there's a building in Mansfield, Ohio called the Bisman Building, right? yeah yeah it's it's a lot It's referred to as the haunted Bisman Building, right?
Speaker: I was shooting my my my great niece out and outside, right? And the owner just happened to be driving by. And he saw my big, you know, my my my fucking light rig that I had. everything He just assumed I was a professional photographer, right? And he pulled in and he was like, hey...
Speaker: What are you doing? And I immediately thought, I'm on private property. I'm in trouble. Right. But he was like, no, that's cool. And I showed him some of the photos that I was, you know, taking around, like around the outside of the building. And even on the outside of the building, there was this one window.
Speaker: that she was like crouched down next to that we heard voices coming out of. There was nobody in this fucking building, dude. Nobody. It was a locked up fucking tight. And he pulled in and he was like, you want to go inside? And I'm like, but fuck yeah. He was like, well, here's the downside.
Speaker: I'm going to a fucking meeting. He goes, I'm going to be gone for like an hour and a half. I'll have to lock you guys in You won't be able to get out. and And without even thinking, I was like, I'm down.
Speaker: I'm good. i'm good That was bad. that That could have turned out bad. Like, if we'd have fallen through the floor or some shit, we'd have been fucked. You know what I mean? But me not even thinking about it. So, all right. so I'm going to put this first picture backstage. Click.
Speaker: was going to say, you want to a screen share? Yeah. let me Let me share this first one.
Speaker: Oh, shit. I got a... It's on my laptop. I've got to open it first. Hang on. do Yeah, as I said, just do a screenshot. When you went to the Mansfield prison, Mo Dog, did you get to go up in the old tower and look over into the yard? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did. Unfortunately, I didn't capture anything on on camera at the reformatory, but I have captured other images. All right, let's so let me share this one first.
Speaker: Screen share...
Speaker: Oh, God, that's your dick, MoDog. God damn it. Wrong one.
Speaker: What? Why is this not coming up? I hate the new fucking stream yard, dude. wow What are you doing with that peanut butter and that dog? What is happening here? Stop listening to the shaman.
Speaker: I'm going to have to do it a different way. Hang on a second. All right. So let me do this. So, all right. It should be backstage. There we go. So there's this fucking room, right? That's my great niece.
Speaker: This room's got this big wooden table on it, right? Behind her, you can't really see in this photo, but there's there's this like raggedy ass fucking doll that was laying there. And we shot... right in the corner just It's like waist level.
Speaker: No, it's like waist level, right? There was a couple of glasses sitting on the table. I didn't stage any of this shit. It just happened to be there. But there was this fucking doll, right? I think it was like an old raggedy fucking bunny or some shit. I don't remember.
Speaker: But by the time she moved from like where she's at in this photo around to the other side of the table, without us even noticing, that doll had moved from ah being on the fucking table to like 25 feet away over in a fucking corner.
Speaker: On the floor. On the floor. Right? And none of us noticed it until I was editing the fucking photos. Right? None of us noticed it until I was pulling the photos up and like editing them Right?
Speaker: So there's that photo. See the curtains in the back? Yeah. yeah all right They're like big-ass tall curtains right that are fucking red. The sun was shining through. makes them even brighter. right That's literally their their color. My light was only lighting her because the room was actually pretty dark, except for the windows where the sun was shining through.
Speaker: So you see that photo. All right. let me let me Let me close that one down. Let me pull up the next one.
Speaker: So I just put the next photo backstage. Oh, I got to close this one first. Hang on. Sorry.
Speaker: Come on, little dog. Old people and technology. Bitch, I'm more technology advanced than you are probably. problem no doubt about it i'm i am 100 retarded when they but take that's it it's back there all right yes i'm so so like same table right just the angle that i'm shooting her at like i think i moved the glasses from the left side of the table to the right but that's all that i moved right we weren't even paying attention that the doll wasn't even on a table at this point it was over in a fucking corner but she's sitting up on this big ass wooden table
Speaker: You see the drape, right? The window behind her? Okay. Now let me show the next fucking photo. So and this was in the course of like three minutes we were in this room, right?
Speaker: And pop, pop, pop, pop. I'm taking photos, right? Didn't even, it again, didn't notice it until after the fact. And I'm like home. This is like two days later and I'm editing the photos, right?
Speaker: Okay. this this was like right after
Speaker: should be backstage here in a second yeah look at the fucking window oh shit oh right right that's crazy There was like two or three photos where I was like she was in that pose and then she would like move her hands a little different. Okay, now do this. Now, I had taken like three or four photos and in the course of like a 30-second period, right?
Speaker: That was the only fucking one that that showed up in. But you can fucking tell that's a full-blown fucking like body standing there yeah watching what's going on. Literally watching what's going on. You can tell, to the bottom of the curtain there at the window is even out further than what it was.
Speaker: You can see the shadow. Yeah. if you look if you look yeah look at Yeah. It's a full-blown fucking shadow figure, man. Like, it literally just happened to be standing. and And as far as I know, he was in the room the whole fucking time.
Speaker: Yeah. it's just That's the one if fucking I ended up capturing because he was standing in front of the fucking and in front of the curtain. Yeah, and there's no shadow on the floor. No, no, no.
Speaker: He's like literally just standing in there like, yeah, she's cute. What's up, girl? What's up, girl? So, yeah, that's like, i and i don't I don't think I have it on my laptop here.
Speaker: um I think it's on my other computer. but I'll catch you guys later on. I'm getting i hit the hay. I got to get up in the morning. so man I'll see you guys later on. Love you, Wally. We'll see you later. Later, guys. Take care, Wally.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll show you the other one some other time. I've got a picture where I'm standing like in ah in a... I told you I i like hang out in graveyards a lot, right? I've got a a fucking picture of ah where um ah there's like ah a gravestone. like It has a flat base and then a big tombstone that comes up out of it.
Speaker: Totally connected. and there's a ah fucking ah light source like shining up. Like I swear to God, it looked like somebody had a flashlight on bright. You'd have to see the photo to to see what I'm talking about. But yeah, I ended up capturing it and I saw it from a distance and took a picture intentionally of it and like started walking up slowly to the fucking, you know, to the grave marker yeah and was and was talking to it the whole time. And I was like, you know, I'm just,
Speaker: you know Being respectful and everything else. and i got about 10 steps away from it and this light that was shining up just went well and went away. but i got I got a picture of it while it was shining up on the fucking tombstone. It's cool as fuck. I have to find it. but I've had so many goddamn experiences.
Speaker: but Unfortunately, like when I put myself into those but situations and I was in those, it was before cell phones and It was before, with cell phones, it was before the fact that we had a giant fucking computer.
Speaker: Exactly. Size of our hands. Yep. You like, I just, I can only speak on what has happened to me. And you can believe me or you don't have to believe me. I mean, right I know what happened. I was there. See, and that's the same way. I grew up. And I'll save these for your paranormal, right? I'll save them for that show, but I i grew up, I'll give you a little background real quick. I grew up in a house that was a block up from the Ohio River, right?
Speaker: Down in Cincinnati. um My parents and my my siblings all grew up there, kind of. yeah I was an accident. You've heard me say that before, right? So I was only like five, five and a half when we moved from there.
Speaker: But there was a ghost in the house that yeah i'm Dude, I've got fucking stories. like i've like all My whole family saw the ghost in person.
Speaker: I've seen it in person. and i'm I'm of that that mindset of I'm a full believer because I grew up with the shit and I've seen it. i don't try to force If you don't believe it, that's fine. I won't try to force it on you. but yeah i've got I've got some i got some stories that will make the fucking hair on the back of neck stand up. That might not be a bad idea for one of our shows. is just Abuse Lex.
Speaker: bring them up and just talk about because like, so, you know, I've talked about this before, you know, when I first, very first started working for OSU and I was with the med center, I was out at the old Harding hospital.
Speaker: a This is President Harding's brother. Yep. Was, had an asylum and it's there in Worthington. It's on 161.
Speaker: Um, and it was of that era when, you know, we look at it now and it's like, Jesus Christ, they were just tortured.
Speaker: They didn't know that, you know, right and this is like one of the, one of the thing, one this is like one of the most prominent things that ever happened. And, and we had buildings that contractors wouldn't go into every one of us, every one of the guys that was in our department.
Speaker: had an experience in at least one, if not more of the buildings. And in one of the buildings down in the basement, they had all these fucking tools and chairs. Because it literally, OSU bought it, and then it just looked like they were there Monday, OSU bought it, and then they were gone Tuesday.
Speaker: All these old files were there, all these old documents, all these old papers. And like, we were down in the in ah in the basement of one of the buildings one and one time, and there was all this shit down there.
Speaker: and And all these old files. I mean, these files like 100 years old type shit. And we were kind of thumbing through the files, being nosy. I've said it a million times.
Speaker: My curiosity gets the best of me. Yeah, same. so like Kayla says it all the time. She's like, you have so much... Like unnecessary, useless knowledge in your head because bring something up and I'll just.
Speaker: Well, let me tell you about. yeah I'll just rattle off about. and and and And this is my curiosity because something catches my catches my my eye. And I'm like, well, now I got to I got to learn about it.
Speaker: sorry thank he know So we're down here in his basement at the old Harding Hospital. in Worthington, Ohio, and, um you know, or looking through files or reading the stuff, and and it's it's crazy because I'm already in this mindset of this stuff is really cool to me, and now I had literally have it at my fingertips.
Speaker: Right. And we're um' I'm reading about patients, and the guy that I'm working with, who was he was a little bit older than me. He was 10 years older than me, but mind you, at this time, I got hired on at OSU, and I was like,
Speaker: 22 years old, 23 years old. I mean, had I never gone to the state of OSU, I'd be retired right now at 44 years old. So, you know, and i'm I'm thumbing through files and I'm looking at these names and on he's playing with all this equipment.
Speaker: Plain this day as you and me having a conversation right now. Don't touch it. Been there, done that. and I'm looking at this file and I'm reading it and I look back at him and this this cat is close to white And I'm like you good bro He's like I think so He said it's just me you in here, right
Speaker: he said it's just me and you and here right fine he's like dude did you hear that and he's got He's fucking spooked. I'm like, yeah, I heard it.
Speaker: And next thing I know, he was gone. And i'm like yeah I'm like, fuck it. I'm just going to keep looking. I'm going to keep reading.
Speaker: And I'm looking through the files, and he's gone, and it's just me down there. And then, boom. Without any promotion, and no I didn't provoke it or anything like I told you not to touch it.
Speaker: That's enough for me. you know
Speaker: Like I said, been there, done that. like I'll save it for your paranormal show, but I've got... Just from the house that I grew up in, got some shit that will, like, even if you don't believe in the paranormal, you'll hear the story and it'll still make you go, you know what mean? Like, yeah, I've got, was at a fucking grave. This just happened like three months ago, man. I was over at Spring Grove Cemetery just for shits and giggles, like, you know, right around, like. You weren't excited about it?
Speaker: when when i was yeah It was like October. yeah Trees are still pretty colors and shit. ah You would have to see pictures of Spring Grove Cemetery to to understand what I'm talking about. i mean there's like This place is fucking gorgeous. No, I know what you're talking know Spring Grove. It's gorgeous. you know and Again, I'm standing there there by myself and there was this one cool... like you know I was taking pictures of this one. you know like grave I say gravestone, but it wasn't gravestone. It was in the old section. It had the... you know, when they, when they spent big fucking money on them, you know, and, uh, and I'd literally heard hello in my ear, like just like somebody going, Oh, just whispering in my ear, you know?
Speaker: And by instinct, I just, I turned and looked where I heard the sound and I was like, hello. I was like, don't mind me. I'm just taking some pictures. Right. Yeah. Went on taking my, taking some pictures. It was, it was, it was, ah it was a cool, you know, like monument that was there. So I was taking it from like some different angles and stuff.
Speaker: And as I was getting ready to leave, I said, thanks thank you for letting me spend some time taking pictures of your of your gravestone, right? Or something along those lines. And as I turned to walk away, again, in my ear, I heard, you're welcome.
Speaker: Like somebody, just like, hey, you were cool. You were being respectful. You know, you weren't just being a fucking dick about it, you know? And again, somebody that doesn't believe hear shit like that, they go, fuck, yeah, whatever, you know?
Speaker: But... Again, i don't i don't know if it is that I fall in that, like what you were saying, in that sensitive category or an empath or you know whatever the fucking thing is. But, yeah, i've i've had I've had so much shit that I've fucking, especially in my younger life that I grew up with, man. Yeah. Like I said, I'll save it for your paranormal show, but, dude, I've got i've got stories from the fucking house that I grew up in that will literally make – people will hear them, and they'll either be like, man, that was cool as fuck, or they'll be like, this motherfucker is so full of shit.
Speaker: You know what I mean? but but But they're real. And like I said, I don't try to – if you don't believe, then you don't believe. That's fine. Yeah. You know, I do. and i And I only do because I've seen this shit firsthand.
Speaker: Because I'm a skeptic by nature. So, had I not seen it by firsthand, I would be one of the first people calling motherfuckers out going, yeah, bullshit. Whatever. I wish. You see, this is, you gotta get excited. You gotta be getting somewhat excited. A little tingle.
Speaker: yeah i mean for what we're gonna do does she does she see the pictures i brought up i don't did you what you just show yeah she's in yeah like because there's people out there that are going to gravitate to what we want to do yeah but we have to make it our own we can't do what everybody else is doing because that's the unfortunate thing for what kayla and i want to do the podcast world is oversaturated with Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Like, literally, we could all go to Helltown and not see, hear, or feel the fucking thing. Yeah. You know? Or it it could be just the fucking opposite, you know? ah You could be in a group of three or a group of 30, and you might have one person that's, like, really fucking sensitive to shit, and they feel some shit going on that nobody else fucking feels.
Speaker: Yeah. You know? i am I am an empath. I know I'm an empath. I am too. um But I'm also... And then again... I'm a skeptic empath.
Speaker: i want I want to be skeptical, but I can't be. You know what I mean? oh I can. I can. I 100% can be s skeptical. I can't be because of so much sense.
Speaker: Well, no. i What I'm saying is... Okay, let me clarify that a little bit. I... So some of the shit that I saw growing up, and I'm not even talking about stories that I've heard from my fucking siblings and parents. I'm just talking about shit I've seen growing up, right?
Speaker: I've seen enough to know that there's something else out there, and there's some shit that lingers, you know what i mean? now but i wonder there there are some stories I hear people tell that even I am like bullshit that's what I'm talking about like if it's if it's so fucking over the top I'm like you know week and I've got one of those stories that when I tell it to you it pro um'm I'm just telling you a front, it is probably going to sound way the fuck over the top and you might be like, bullshit, but I'm telling you, it fucking happened.
Speaker: Yeah, late last year, we we had a guy on on here, out of Kentucky. It was a paranormal investigator and this cat like literally was like, yeah, I can walk up to a house that that has spirits and they greet me at the door like, what's up? And I'm like,
Speaker: What? Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I'm not, like, I would, I, okay, so one am one of my, one of my, like, what do you call it when it's like a pastime shit that you watch, like Guilty guilty Pleasures or whatever? Guilty yeah. Because I like watching all the paranormal shows and shit, right? But like, like, like Ghost Hunters with Zack and all them? Yeah.
Speaker: That shit is, so much of that shit is fucking fake as fuck, man. No, I, I, I like Ghost Hunters for one reason and one reason Zach Baggins. What's his name? Baggins. Baggins. Baggins. He's a fucking douche. Oh, he's a pussy. Have you ever noticed like when something really scares him, he sends one of the other guys to go fucking do it.
Speaker: he's Because he's too big of a cunt to fucking do it himself. He's so fake and he's such a bitch. I would like to fight him in a cage. God damn, I have said that so many fucking times, man. Oh my god. i I would love to throw punch that motherfucker. 27 times in the last four episodes. yeah Shut up.
Speaker: No, you no you know, like i there's a part of me where I want to be skeptical, but I can't be skeptical.
Speaker: Like I said, I am an empath. And again, go back to my great grandmother. um When I was growing up and then again, when I was younger, i had my first experience.
Speaker: I've seen full-bodied apparitions when I was like seven, eight years old. Yeah. So it's like, oh, I was seven or eight. Cell phones, the internet, shit like that didn't exist. Right.
Speaker: I can't prove it. I can just tell you what I've seen and what I heard. Exactly. And, you know, but also i think, i think a part of it has to do with the one thing about my grandmother that I, I mean, I don't put out there a whole lot. My great grandmother was a Poe as in Edgar Allen Poe.
Speaker: Edgar Allen Poe.
Speaker: you read his stories and whatnot, but if you actually dive into the history of Edgar Allan Poe and everybody's like, oh, he was he was ah an opiate, an addict, na-na-na-na-na.
Speaker: A lot of his stories come from personal experience and was the supernatural. Yeah, yeah. You know? So I think, and that's what my great-grandmother told me, was like, from a very young age, is like she almost prepared prepared me for it.
Speaker: She told me I was sensitive. She told me that I was going to see and hear things that others would not see or others wouldn't see and others wouldn't believe. And that is perfectly normal and that it's okay because... Mom did the same fucking shit with me, man. You're in tune to that.
Speaker: that that and she you You just nailed it. you're You're more in tune with it. Yeah, she didn't say it in these exact words. But now that I'm a lot older, basically what she was saying is you're tuned into the right the proper frequency.
Speaker: Right. Yeah. And I'm a firm believer that I think a lot of kids are because they don't know anything. They're not old enough to know. Yeah. that that that's bullshit this isn't bullshit you know what I mean they did they're just opened the truth for what it is you know what I mean so this fact I know for a fact both of my kids like saw my mom after she was dead in our house because she died in my house right I know for a fact they did because they told me things that she said to them that nobody else would know
Speaker: yeah Kayla are you still awake
Speaker: Alright, how far is Helltown from where you guys are in Ohio? Do you know? About like an hour and a half. Okay, alright. We definitely fucking, even if it's just the fucking three of us, we need to fucking do that.
Speaker: Seriously, seriously, we need to fucking do that.
Speaker: I mean, i got I got video recorder. I've got cameras. I got the whole fucking nine. And like I said, we may go there, and we may not feel shit. You know what i mean? But well we may go there and have a fucking awesome experience.
Speaker: You know? i hope you're ready I hope you're ready to fight I'm ready to fight a bear, man. I hope you're ready to fight a demon ghost monster.
Speaker: Because this one's going antagonize the fuck out of them. Also, I'll be antagonized too. but Dude, I'll tell you. out ah All right, let me let me all right so let me tell you something that's a little freaky. i've got i went down to we we like thrift stores and shit, and antique stores are big around this part of the country, right?
Speaker: yes I bought two mirrors that I have in my in my fucking studio, my photography studio. like i'm innna to I'm in a two-bedroom apartment. One of my bedrooms is is a studio.
Speaker: Okay? So I've got two mirrors in there so that, like, when people in there modeling. What's up, Remy? Hello. when When people are in there modeling, they can see themselves. Right? Helps them pose and all this other shit.
Speaker: Two of them, well, excuse me, one of the two are antique mirrors. Right? Nice. And I was shooting a fucking ah client in there. this I don't know. This was like a year and a half ago. Right? And it's like, it's really fucking ornate around the mirror and shit.
Speaker: And it's leaning up against the fucking wall, right? Not really for them to use. It's there so that I can be like, hey, let's try this and I'll go position it kind of thing, right? But it was just leaning up against the wall. Like, they couldn't even see themselves in it because the angle it was sitting on the wall, it's like pointing up at the ceiling pretty much yeah from where they were standing, right?
Speaker: And this chick got so fucking freaked out because she saw a face in this fucking thing, right? Right. And if you don't know or if you do know, there's some shit about mirrors and paranormal, right? And I've never like i've never felt weird around it. I've never seen anything in it, right? like but and And I wasn't talking to her about it, but like we were like an hour into her fucking shoot. And just literally out of the blue, she just like froze fucking cold stone. Like stone cold, like couldn't fucking move. And I was like, you okay? You know, what like, what's, what's going on? You wrong? And she told me what happened. And I was like, like I said, I, I've never seen anything in it, but I've heard all this shit about, you know, mirrors can capture capture some stuff. Right. And she was like, I said, you realize that's pointing at the fucking ceiling, right? She goes, I don't give a fuck where it's pointing. She goes, I'm telling you, I saw a fucking old man in that mirror fucking looking back at me. And I was like, I'm not going to argue with you. I'm just, you know, we took a break. I took the mirror out of the fucking room, you know, put it in my fucking bedroom so it wasn't in there with her and shit. And, you know, we went on with our fucking shoot. But...
Speaker: She was fucked up from that for the rest of her fucking shoot. Like, that was, like, in her fucking head, you know? So, like, one of the one of one of the biggest unsolved mysteries and unsolved murder mysteries and America is the, uh, and I know I'm going to mispronounce this town, huh?
Speaker: Valescio Valescio Valescio yeah silent when vi but so where is it at what state it's in indiana
Speaker: <unk>s like vi belissa murders um so it it was like it was it was like a mom a dad the kids a couple of their friends we're all yeah one night Oh, you're talking about the axe murder house. Valencia. valencia and Right, maybe. Not Valencia. That's a purse.
Speaker: Okay, i think i know yeah I think I know what you're talking about. When Remy said the axe murder shit. yeah The axe murder house. Where it was like it was ah it was a fucking stranger or wonder buyer whatever.
Speaker: They hacked them up while they were in their fucking sleep. Yep. Nobody woke up or anything. Yeah, the murderer took the time to cover all all the mirrors in the house.
Speaker: And even the crime scene photos, and even to this day, and now it's a museum where you can go see it and you can go walk through it. Even to this day, those same sheets are still over every mirror in the house.
Speaker: Yeah. I've heard that about mirrors before. I've never really had an experience with a mirror other than in my fucking studio, which i did' I didn't get to experience, but she did. What's up, Scotto?
Speaker: Hey, Scotto. Yo, know yo. Hey, Remy. yeah ive Dude, I've got some fuck... I'm tom'm telling you straight up, man. I've got some stories that motherfuckers that don't believe will hear and be like, he's full of shit.
Speaker: I think that's in Indiana, right? Villisca? Villisca. Kayla had it right, right off the bat. I think it's Indiana. it's we We straight up need to do the hell whole fucking going to Helltown shit, though, man.
Speaker: That would be rad. Oh, I would. Again, not very far from it. I'm down. um i'm um I'm telling you right now, I'm down. I mean, I'm 100 fucking percent down. i've always I've always wanted to go to Helltown, Ohio.
Speaker: Yeah, any good footage you guys shared with people. i want to see. me I gotta, I gotta end this. Oh, absolutely, man. I gotta end this fucking show. We're like on one right now. Get us all fired up and it ended. You motherfuckers. I gotta end the goddamn show and we're on one right now. i was about to really die. I was about to fucking go on to some bullshit about fucking Helltown. I gotta end this.
Speaker: And...
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're already ready for bed. Otherwise, I'd bring you over here. Well, let me know, man. Let me know when you're doing the paranormal shit. Like I said, I got i got stories on stories on stories, man.
Speaker: she's not She's not here for my bullshit. Now I'm on my bullshit. Now I'm like... She's like, end that shit, motherfucker. i i get This is the stuff that gets me excited. I love this stuff. and say but i Same.
Speaker: I've been getting a stank eye for like the last three hours.
Speaker: Well, I gotta go do grandpa shit in the morning again, so I'll tell y'all goodnight. It was good hanging out. I'm not gonna stand, guys. She doesn't have her glasses on. She can't see me, so... She's trying to squint and see me. Yeah, just give me a heads up, man. Give me heads up when gonna the paranormal shit, but let's straight up, straight up, let's play it on, at a minimum, me, you, and Kayla going to fucking Helltown.
Speaker: i will I will drive two, two and a half hours up to you guys, and then we'll go from there, man. um I'm 100 fucking percent in, man That would be awesome. Gentlemen, Scott, you beautiful son of a bitch.
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