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Speaker: My condolences, kind sir.
Speaker: Yeah. It was about 15 minutes of not a word coming out of my mouth last night after that game ended. I just sat in my chair. And just stared blankly at the TV screen. I messaged you after halftime, and then they came out, and I was like, holy shit, it's working.
Speaker: and But, man, a lot. It was a good game. mom Until overtime.
Speaker: This is true. But right off the bat, we're going right into it. it It was a good game until the refs decided that they were finally going to make some calls in overtime.
Speaker: Yeah. um Josh Allen. he Played one of his worst games all season long last night. Two interceptions.
Speaker: Three fumbles. Two fumbles. James Cook had one. Three fumbles. Josh had two. James Cook had one. I'm looking at a third album i'm looking at the stats.
Speaker: They said James Cook had one of the fumbles. They had four total fumbles, and three of them were Josh Allen's. Oh. Yeah, and two interceptions. Five turnovers. just saw on the turnovers. Yeah, five turnovers. What was going on? Josh Allen alone was responsible for five turnovers.
Speaker: What is going on with that dude? Well, here was the thing. Did you see the one play? I mean, ball security, bro. You've been in the league long enough. You know ball security. You don't run with one fucking handout. Like, what are you doing?
Speaker: What was that? And I will say one of those interceptions. Oh, one with Braden cooks. dude It's going all over the internet today. There was no clear.
Speaker: I, I can't, that one's going to have an asterisk next to it. I got to agree with you. Cause I seen it even in real time. You know, i we, I turned the game on at halftime.
Speaker: Um, I had it on back here and I kept coming back together. Will I go the bathroom, whatever, just to see what the score was. And then I turned it on at half at the beginning of the third quarter and I was watching it.
Speaker: um while I was doing the show, you know, I started the show and it was still on. And I seen that and I was like, I don't think so. Even with my glasses off, sitting this far from the team.
Speaker: Yeah. Like so. And then I had to put my glasses on and kind of end ignore the panel and I was watching it. I'm like, oh, no. Well, so they showed the exact same play in a Buffalo-Kansas City game from a year or two back.
Speaker: And Buffalo was awarded the catch. Yeah. Almost identical. Um, But last night they were not awarded the catch. It was awarded a interception. And even Gene Steratore said he wasn't sure about it. Like, the internet is screaming about it.
Speaker: Because, I mean, let's let's... Every game has one or two plays that change the determination of that game. Oh, yeah. No questions asked. One or two plays change the outcome of that game.
Speaker: And I firmly believe that That particular play alone, all by itself, changed the outcome of that game. Oh, yeah. So, and the picture of it was I saw a thing a couple days before about that specific referee, that specific official, and his history with Buffalo,
Speaker: especially in his history with Buffalo and Kansas City games, because he's done all the playoff Kansas City Buffalo games. And we see how many of those have not gone Buffalo's way.
Speaker: Have not gone anybody's way when it's the Kansas City Chiefs. So that's that's like it's...
Speaker: I don't want to sit and ride the ass and say, oh, it's all officiating. it's Because it's not all officiating. If it was all officiating, that's one thing. But Buffalo should have never put themselves in that position to begin with.
Speaker: No, I mean, shout out to Buffalo, though, coming back, you know, being down so much at halftime and and storming back and and at some point taking the lead. But, I mean. but that's just it It should have never been.
Speaker: storming back from that far behind the, the, it was sloppy football. Josh played sloppy football, plain and simple. Like the rest of the team, there was some missed tackles on defense that I saw.
Speaker: um There was a lot instances where i flew up out of my seat and was like, you got to make the fucking open field tackles. because Yeah, there was a couple tackles where they would they were missing by fucking miles. Yeah, or they would just run into the guy. It was like, wrap him up. You can't just. So I was super pissed about that. um So I can't blame it all on officiating. Like I said, Buffalo should have.
Speaker: They were the better team going into that game. They've proven it all year long. Statistically, experience wise, everything. You know, they should have. but they got themselves in a fucking hole like Buffalo does all the time.
Speaker: They weren't finishing on defense. They weren't executing. They weren't executing on offense. There was plays. There was a play that a pass to Keon Coleman where he looked over his shoulder to the left and the ball was fucking six feet to his right.
Speaker: That's a busted play. You didn't run the right play or Josh didn't read the right play. There was a lot of throws by Josh that I'm like, That's uncharacteristic to throw the ball so low to the ground, you know? threw a lot of balls right at their feet. And I'm like, yeah i just do what are you doing, bro? Like, this is not...
Speaker: it wasn't Josh Allen football. It was Josh Allen rookie football. So let me let me ask you something because i know last week, what's going on, Robert Platinum? How you doing, brother?
Speaker: ah i Last week, we we watched the game. jo got Josh got banged up a little bit. It was bothering him. Obviously, he bounced his hand off of the helmet. Do you think maybe those injuries played into you how bad? and Let's be honest. I mean, he did not play good. but No, and he played terrible.
Speaker: and um i can't say I can't say that I think those injuries played a role because I think that Josh was healthy enough in his own mind to go out there and not think about him because it's like he said in the pregame.
Speaker: and They hurt, but they don't hurt. You know, when you've got the kind of heart that those guys got most, I'd say 90% of the NFL players have that level of heart and dedication where,
Speaker: Even if they're hurting, man, they're going to do everything they can to make those plays and be out there and play. yeah If you saw any of the post-game press conferences, Josh walked over the podium crying and literally said, i let my teammates down.
Speaker: And then they went and they talked to Deion Dawkins and told Deion what he said. And Deion was like, with tears on his face, he was like, Josh didn't let the team down. Like, there was so much else that went into that game.
Speaker: Yes, Josh, I will put... 60% of that loss on Josh Allen's shoulders. But he doesn't shoulder all of it. Yeah, I mean... i There was a lot of letdown from a lot of other parts of that game.
Speaker: I mean, there was a couple of drives where... and ill you know ah so I'll say this about Josh Allen before I make my other point. Aside from the five turnovers that Josh Allen was account was was accountable for...
Speaker: um of the six which let's be honest you you're not gonna dude it's so hard to win a game when you've got more than three turnovers yeah it's almost impossible in the nfl josh did not have i mean he he threw for almost 300 yards he had uh you know uh three tutties um
Speaker: If you look at the numbers, the Bills beat the Broncos in every single aspect of that game except the turnovers. But as any analyst will say, any sports broadcaster will say, turnovers will kill game.
Speaker: It will kill your win every time. especially when they're making points off them because they're deep in your own ah your own zone. Yeah, exactly. You can't turn that ball over in field goal range going into halftime. You can't do that.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. um But there was a few drives. you know As much as you want to or people want to put Josh Allen or Josh Allen wants to put himself in the hot seat or whatever, there was a few drives where that defense was just nonexistent.
Speaker: I mean, Denver was able to do whatever the fuck they wanted, however wanted. Except run for a change. Yeah. They didn't have much of a run game. RJ Harvey was held to less than 60 yards. so Yeah, RJ Harvey, they had a total of 70 yards rushing.
Speaker: Yeah. Like for the first game, all season long, Buffalo brought a run defense. However, in bringing a run defense, their secondary struggled. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Add to that the fact that we're missing two key components in the secondary. We were down Jordan Poyer, and we were down um
Speaker: somebody else in the secondary. can't even remember his name. And i know I can't believe I'm drawing a blank on it. But another cornerback. like And then Ed Oliver, who's a huge fucking...
Speaker: disruption on the line and being able to get his hand up, get the, get a tip on the ball, get a hold of the quarterback like that. Miss Ed Oliver going out hurt Dorian Williams going out on the first play of the game hurt.
Speaker: So it was just another, well, let's be honest. I'm 39 years old. It's just another season with the bills. Well, yeah. And that's, that's it so I seen this last night and it's not so much rubbing salt in the wound.
Speaker: And I seen this last night. We had done doing this show, and I was sitting here, and I was downloading the audio and and and and whatnot and looking at some sports stuff. But I seen this.
Speaker: Now, mind you, Josh Allen has struggled in the playoffs. The Buffalo Bills have struggled in the playoffs. It's usually Patty Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, and or who's the other fucking quarterback that wasn't there this season? Joey Burrow.
Speaker: Yeah, joe Joey B. He usually struggles with those three guys. None of those guys are even in the playoffs this season. But I've seen this. And this is wild to me because it's – come on.
Speaker: Yeah, play out Bill's playoffs exits in the last six seasons. Seven seasons. Yeah, seven. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, right there, man. I mean, Patrick Mahomes, Joey B, Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes. ah You guys got – was the quarterback in 2019 for Houston?
Speaker: Was that Derek Carr still? Deshaun. Oh, yeah, Deshaun. Oh, yeah, forgot about that guy. He's forgettable.
Speaker: I forgot about that guy since I broke his ankle. He's forgettable. And then then, speaking of broken ankles... Yeah, dude, what a fucking kick right in the...
Speaker: Fucking dick, bro. The end of the game, dude breaks his ankle. The last play of the game, he breaks a bone in his ankle and is out there. ah And now who's getting the start?
Speaker: Jared Stidham. Stidham. Who the hell is that? Good job. Denver's going to look like San Francisco last night. Oh, my God. can can we go ahead Can we go ahead and say it?
Speaker: Can we go and say it? Sam fucking Darnold, bro. That motherfucker, not only him, Rasheed Rice comes out 97 at the kickoff, six points on the board.
Speaker: And San Francisco had no defense. They had no offense. They had nothing. And some people are going to be like, oh, it's because George Kittle got hurt. No, you cannot say that the tight end made that big of a difference in your gameplay. The fucking 49ers just didn't show up in Seattle.
Speaker: Kenneth Walker, 116 yards rushing. Three tutties. Yeah. Yeah. We say ah Jackson Smith and Jigba.
Speaker: js it He had 19 yards receiving and one tutty. Dude's a fucking monster, bro. and And I'll be honest with you. Sam Darnold didn't really. He was 12 of 17. Yeah.
Speaker: He didn't have any big three yards. One tutty. He got sacked twice. QB rating a 110. He didn't even really have to play. no No, he didn't. A little bit he did play gave him an amazing QB rating.
Speaker: yeah the yakards The yak yards last night were un-fucking-believable. The rushing yards were second to nothing. like Seattle put on a fucking clinic against San Francisco last night.
Speaker: Yeah, it was wild. now you've got
Speaker: now you've got
Speaker: You've got very little experience left in the playoffs as a quarterback. Like, all these guys are new to the playoffs. Caleb Williams, never seen it.
Speaker: You've got Matt Stafford, who's got the most – he's got more years in the playoffs than all the other quarterbacks combined.
Speaker: And he's got a stupid bull under his belt. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, it's, it's, it's a, uh, it's a wild year in football, man. Uh, dude, it's nuts.
Speaker: It's, uh, although I'll tell you what, I mean, it is kind of nice not seeing the same fucking four teams. It is great. It is great. It is great. Now, dude, what do you do? You got new England and Houston today.
Speaker: so who wins? Like,
Speaker: Who wins? Because the Texans have got the number one defense in the NFL. yeah they Their defense is game-changing.
Speaker: But it doesn't seem like anybody in the NFL has an answer for Drake fucking May. Exactly. So did they play each other this year? i don't know that they did. let me yeah Let's take a peek. Let's take a gander at the old schedule.
Speaker: The schedule. Because now it looks like they team they did not play each other this season. We might have the team that's got the answer for Drake May and fucking Travion Henderson and Steph Diggs.
Speaker: And...
Speaker: The Bears and Rams did not play each other either. And that game doesn't even interest me as much as this Houston New England game does. um I'll be honest with you. i'm I'm pretty excited for both of them.
Speaker: um Because um I was – I know the Bears were terrible last year, but I was on the Caleb Williams train last year. Dude, you almost you almost got a root for him. Yeah, and um I was like, hell yeah, everybody counted him out. And I'm like, look at the kids' stats. He's on one of the worst teams in the NFL right now. this is your This is your underdog team for the season right here in Chicago.
Speaker: And they bounced back this year, and, and you know, they – 11-6 record, and and Caleb Williams is an absolute... Who would have ever thought you'd say Chicago is an underdog team?
Speaker: Who would have ever thought that? They're on one. And he looks like they're they're on one and and and he looks like I'll be honest with you there's a lot of plays where Caleb Williams looks like a fucking chicken with his head cut off running it around in the backfield. But somehow, magically, that fucking drop back, you know, 12, then we're 18 yards, then we're 22 yards back, then we're 26 yards back, then we're moving 40 yards forward, and we throw the ball, and we turn it into a 40-yard gain. Like, bruh.
Speaker: Mm-hmm backyard football is carrying this dude to fucking victories. Really? That's literally the epitome of I'm all time quarterback in backyard football. Like you're running around like a retard. Yeah.
Speaker: fucking like radio confused what was it uh uh uh billy bob in varsity blues is that the player rogers run around on the field like i'm lost to williams just dancing in circles and figure eights and then spelling spell in the backfield and then boom there's a pass for 40 yards to somebody like colston loveland who for all intents and purposes is, hello, look at the fucking tight end here. Cause I think he's a tight end.
Speaker: Yeah. He's, he's tied in. He's out of, uh, he's out of Michigan. I believe. yeah I remember that. I knew where he came from. I just couldn't make, but he makes plays like a wide receiver.
Speaker: Yeah. 66 receptions, 850 yards on the season. Yeah. And six studies. Yeah. He could be a tight. He could be the tight end that breaks the thousand yard season. Yeah. He's there. He's, he's their leading receiver.
Speaker: Yeah. it and and and And probably the, and, and, and, you know, again, another guy that I try to keep an eye on and I've had him in fantasy football ever and he bounces around the league a lot. DeAndre Swift, just being a beast and nobody talks about him.
Speaker: i mean, he's over a thousand yards rushing 10 tutties on the season. It's just insanity.
Speaker: I don't know. A little Drake May, CJ Stroud comparison here for you. um CJ Stroud is 294 of 455 attempts nine interceptions.
Speaker: Drake, 371 of yards. twenty td one twenty tds and nine interceptions drake three seventy one of five twenty one four thousand six hundred sixty two yards 32 tutties and nine interceptions.
Speaker: Where did this New England team come from, dude? it I don't know. you hate i know you hate it because you spent years as a Bills fan getting your dick knocked around by Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Listen, I'm not going to say that fucking Drake Mays is the next Tom Brady. Let's just get that clear.
Speaker: Yet. But are yeah i don't think nes gonna be are you getting a little nervous that maybe New England might be getting back to form?
Speaker: No, because I wouldn't be mad about the AFC East being a tough conference again. For the last five years, it's been Josh and his three stepkids. Nobody in the AFC East could even compete with Buffalo. Do you know what I mean? like We were just devastated. I want the AFC East to be like the NFC North, bro.
Speaker: where you've got Detroit, Green Bay, Chicago, and Minnesota, and that is a hard fucking conference. Yeah. Like, you got to – you're going to – somebody – or the even the NFC South.
Speaker: Somebody's coming out of there going to the playoffs at 9-8.
Speaker: Because the games are that good. You know, because if you, if we go into these games and we keep blowing them out 38 to 14 or 31 to seven or it gives you a false sense of security and hope. And I think it makes the team not work as hard.
Speaker: I would rather my fucking heart rate, which by the way, at one point was one 10 last night watching the game. re's great My sister, Oh, did I go show you the picture of my sister's fucking heart monitor?
Speaker: But, uh, like, I'd rather have those tough games because it does show you got to keep playing. You got to play 60 fucking minutes of football, whistle to whistle.
Speaker: And the problem is a lot of these teams, they just quit before the other whistle goes off. Yeah, no, 100%.
Speaker: What up, Cam?
Speaker: Nah. And it's frustrating because... The teams, I would rather no team be bad. Yeah. Although, I mean, the Falcons going to be terrible this year. heard it look at Look at my sister's heart skip a beat on one of the fucking deals at the top line. Jesus Christ. that her Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I have no idea. The left right there is the epitome of the life of a Bills fan. Hey, man, you're talking to a Browns fan. Well, your coach just got signed by the Atlanta Falcons. Yeah. yeah ah Congratulations, Atlanta.
Speaker: You have officially secured your spot at the bottom of the NFC South. ah and i have To answer your question, Cameron, I have no idea. I know that they've interviewed a couple people. I think they interviewed Mentor.
Speaker: Mentor? um they They have interest in Josh McDaniels. I don't know why, but... um i think Joe Brady from the Bills OC is supposed to be going over there and interviewing this week also. Yeah.
Speaker: And he's going to the Titans too. ah um Let me see.
Speaker: One or two in some Browns interview with Wunderkind Grant. Wunderkind Grant. yediky Excuse you.
Speaker: did you have a stroke? Yeah, I think so. To the
Speaker: it's etc to the Giants. oh locking down a five year Five years, John Harbaugh, or not John. Yeah, John Harbaugh. yeah And, you know, you'll get Jackson Dart back next year. Hopefully healthy. You'll get that lunatic, the scat.
Speaker: Scataboo! Yes, Kitsitibo. that That lunatic will be back healthy. And and and event the Giants. Hey, Dallas.
Speaker: I hope you enjoyed your rivalry with the Giants because it's about to heat the fuck up. Yeah. no Yeah, it's a wow Cleveland didn't even so didn't even sniff at Harbaugh. I was like, come on I Wouldn't wouldn't have been mad i would have taken Harbaugh in Cleveland, but then I know exactly what it would happen. He would have been a trash coach, but i can't say that i think her brought some fucking shitn to cleveland that's the yeah That's the Cleveland that's the Cleveland curse
Speaker: Dude, I'm starting to think the Bills are cursed after yesterday, man. I'm starting wonder. like it's just He had everything going for him. They had they had literally the postseason they needed set up. and
Speaker: Yeah, that that that didn't go very far. Duval. Isn't that what the fuck didn't know the Jags fans scream?
Speaker: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I don't know why, but they do. Jericho is coming back to the WWE. That's what the rumors are.
Speaker: Well, that didn't work out for you with me being a Bills fan, but it didn't work out me being a Bills fan for Denver either. But at least we went past first round, which is more than I can say about Jacksonville, Pittsburgh.
Speaker: What's the playoffs like? It's heartbreaking. It's just like regular season. It's like a like regular season. Only imagine playing Baltimore and Pittsburgh all the time.
Speaker: Ouch. like That's literally, it's like, if yeah I would liken it to the Browns being up 24-17 over Baltimore, and then Derrick Henry just shoves it down your throat on the last play of the game. yeah That's what the playoffs are like as a Bills fan.
Speaker: There you go. You're welcome. Yeah. Ouch. Or you get beat by a broken-ass Bo Nix who might as well have been Aaron fucking Rogers playing like teetotal shit the whole game, and then you lose.
Speaker: Nice. As much as it pains me, I i did have the Denver Broncos going to the Super Bowl, but now with the loss of Bo Nix. That's goodbye. i mean, but yeah we we don't know nothing about it.
Speaker: you know better We don't know nothing about this. ah but Yes, we do. Jared Stidham's been in the league a few years.
Speaker: You blow him up and check his stats. He's not good. think he's been on three different teams. Let's take a peek at let's take a look at Jared. Been in the league for six years.
Speaker: Yeah. Out of Auburn. 6'3", 216. That big boy. Yeah. ah Played three games in New England.
Speaker: A total of eight games in New England. How'd those eight games go? 24 of 48. 50%. Yeah. four of forty eight but jewish son ah yeah um
Speaker: He threw for two about 270 yards. On 24 passes, 270 yards. That's like one NFL game at 13 passes. Yeah. Two Tuggies and four. for ah Let's see. in In Las Vegas, he played five games. He was 14 of 84. So what what were you saying about we don't know much about him? How's that win-loss record look for Jared Stenham?
Speaker: I don't know what the win-loss record is. but And he's played three games in Denver. Well, yeah, he...
Speaker: ah Yeah, so, I mean, he's... eating but I don't know, man. But he's one in three as a starter. Yeah. Again, I don't know much about this kid, but I had Denver going to the Super Bowl, and now I'm like, ah probably not. a Yeah. um that That hurt. That that hurt, man. because His last notable win was when he started a home start in 23 for the Broncos. Right.
Speaker: ah I feel bad for Bo Nix because I like him. um it He's another kid. we We talked about him all last season, and we've talked a lot about him. this There it is.
Speaker: He's 12-5 total as a quarterback in his six years in the career as a career. He's 12-5. I mean, that's a good win-loss ratio.
Speaker: but twelve and five that's that's a playoff.
Speaker: um Speaking of playoffs, let's get these out of the way real quick. Playoffs? Playoffs? We don't even care about the playoffs anymore.
Speaker: We can move on from pro football now. we got None of us got a dog left in the fight. Yeah, all right? and Now it's just about just watching football. ah Patriots and and and Texans. who you Who you got in that one? I got the Patriots.
Speaker: I'm going to take the Texans. Defense wins football games. They are the number one rated defense in the NFL. And look at what the defense did yesterday against Buffalo. They caused five, six turnovers, and that game was won.
Speaker: Yeah. so ah Man, not to poo-poo on the Texans defense, but that and New England offense has been ridiculous this season.
Speaker: Yep, but so has the Texans. Can they be slowed down? I mean, but at what the Texans did to Pittsburgh. They had 21 points on turnovers last week.
Speaker: yeah Well, yeah. this is it They had 21 points in the fourth quarter on turnovers last week. Yeah, but this is true. So, I'm going with Houston.
Speaker: In fact, I'm going for a Houston-Chicago Super Bowl. oh Mark that down right now with Clipping Houston winning it all.
Speaker: I don't think Caleb Williams will be able to stand up against Houston's defense.
Speaker: Texas Bears Super Bowl says Rick. Yep. With Houston winning it. Fucking CJ Stroud is going to get a ring before Josh does. And it's not going to be because of his play either. It's going to be because of his defense. yeah And then the Texans defense, number one in the NFL all season long, will go down almost as good as the 89 or whatever Bears defense. Yeah. I'm up'm going, ah you know, like I said, as good as that defense is, I just don't know how they're going to.
Speaker: I'll be curious to see how they handle that that Drake May-led offense from the Patriots because they've been lights out all season. ah I
Speaker: i mean, they've had some close games. that's See, that's the problem. The offense has been good, but I feel like the defense has kind of had issues in in New England. but
Speaker: Also, you've got to factor in this for this game. They're in Gillette Stadium. In January. Houston,
Speaker: I'm pretty sure they play in a dome. In Texas. sub assistance We might have CJ Stroud popsicle on the sideline. And and then we got the Bears and the Rams. Obviously, you're going Bears since you said Bears are in the Super Bowl.
Speaker: ah I'm going Bears in that, too, because I have the Bears winning it all this year, in my opinion. I think they're going to play Houston in the Super Bowl. That's my stance.
Speaker: but Bears in Houston, huh?
Speaker: i'm I'm not mad at it, but I think i think the Patriots are going to – I think it'll be a close game. All the games so far have been close. Okay.
Speaker: Well, with a couple exceptions, talking to you, Pittsburgh Steelers and ah coachless Pittsburgh Steelers now. There's a lot of those coming up.
Speaker: Mike Tomlin said, I'm going to beat you guys to the punch. I'm out. Deuces. Yeah, but all the games have been close. And then the Seattle
Speaker: and in the seattle uh, 49ers debacle last night. Holy shit.
Speaker: Yeah. So yeah, I got, uh, so we got the one lone wolf as of right now, uh, with, uh, you're not looking so hot with your pigs.
Speaker: Fuck all the way off. Last week, uh, last week, however, we were both four and two, in our, in our lone wolves as per usual, uh, opposite each other or what the what the difference makers was no we were both one and one oh you went with the eagles and i went with the niners and then i went with the steelers and i knew better to go i was i had the texans picked but i just wanted the steelers to win because i wanted to hear wally say i love the steelers but i remember that but
Speaker: I do remember that conversation. but ah But, yeah, four and two last week. And i will be working on this week um our numbers for the season. I know we missed a couple weeks here and there. I think we're really pretty close, honestly.
Speaker: Honestly, yeah. I think we're really – I bet you there's not but four games that separate us. Mm-mm. No, I had, I was going to say, I know I had a couple off weeks, but I think you had a couple off weeks too. Yeah, because there was a couple weeks where I picked the Bills and they lost games they should have won. And there's a couple weeks you picked against Cleveland and they won games they should have lost. Yeah, exactly. I know that happened at least three times. Yeah. um Yeah. So, but i'll have, I'll have those, I'll have all those numbers hopefully by next week because next week we'll know, next week we'll know who the, uh,
Speaker: Conference championship games. So we'll be picking those. and where know i told you I know you you're saying. Houston's going to play Denver and they're going win because Denver's got Jared fucking Stidham who nobody knows who he is. We didn't you know he'd better the we didn't even know he'd been in the league six years. jared' tell you what teams like out I'm calling it now. Next week in the
Speaker: four hundred yards through the air Six tutties, two of them being Russian tutties. Oh, my God. And they still lose. Yeah, right? And they still lose. Yeah, he's going throw six tutties, four of them through the air, three of them to Houston's defense.
Speaker: Let me clear that up. He did not specify what team was going to score. Yeah, I just said tutties.
Speaker: He's the new Skylar Thompson, baby. Let's go. Stidham. Stidham. What up, dude? Sounds like a badass TD. I got Stidham. What? Yeah. Took his bitch home last night, and she gave me a case of the Stidham. What the hell? Could you take pretty school for that? Sounds like a badass TD, bro.
Speaker: No, I, I, yeah, man, I, let me look at my bracket here. I was, I was, uh, you know, fucking trying to call me out last night. I said, I'm 100% in my picks. I'm ranked number one on ESPN on the show last night. So I showed up my phone and they're like, Oh, that's screenshot. It's AI. I'm actually 88% because I did have the 49ers beating the sea chickens.
Speaker: because i did have the forty nine er beating the sea chickens What do I have? who i Yeah, I have the Patriots and the Bears in the Super Bowl with the Bears winning
Speaker: Wow. and And if the Bears and the Patriots go to the Super Bowl and they play each other and the Bears win, it's going to be on some how the fuck did that just happen type shit, like you said, backyard football.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, i went if I went from ranked number one on my bracket with that one loss to ranked 183,000th. Yeah.
Speaker: But I'm still better than um celebrity brackets. Mike Clay and who the fuck is this guy? I don't know who Mike Clay is. I don't know who Mike Clay is either. I don't know who this Tristan...
Speaker: cockle cock col is either. Cockle. cockold Tristan H. Cockhold. cockled and cuckled Did you see the opening? So the opening kickoff, the penalty on the kicker for San Francisco last night?
Speaker: No. the trip the He didn't even try to make the tackle. He just slid and kicked a foot out and tried to trip Rasheed Rice. There was no attempt to tackle. He just soccer slid and put a foot up to try to trip him. Nice. then fucking whipped a fucking personal foul.
Speaker: That's awesome. No, I was actually, when the Denver game was over, because I was all excited last night, because I was like, fuck yeah, man, the Blue Jackets and the Penguins, and it's on TV, I can watch it. But then I got wrapped up in that damn Buffalo game.
Speaker: So I switched over, and it was the second period. And it was, pitts Pittsburgh was up 2-1, and then fucking Blue Jackets came back and went up 3-2. And towards the end of the third period, fucking Pittsburgh scored. And then they went into a shootout and fucking ah Columbus won in the shootout. I was like, fuck yeah, let's go. And then I switched over and was like, ouch. Did San Francisco forget they had a game?
Speaker: So I was just like, damn, man.
Speaker: I was... How about how old are we done with NFL football for a little bit? Because we've already covered my last book in last night. Let's talk real quick about the Monday night game.
Speaker: Yeah, i want to talk about it. go Not NFL. Not NFL. The college football playoffs. The the you university of thugs taking on. Now I'm drawing a blank on his fucking name.
Speaker: Sigdadi. Yeah, Sigdadi. Kurt Sigdadi. Sigdadi. Yeah. who can winner Man, man i can't believe I can't believe Trey White last night threw his fucking helmet at the referee. That shit's fucking wild. oh yeah yeah. That extra penalty was fucking stupid. oh oh yeah, I see that. Yeah, the Indiana, who...
Speaker: yeah Ladies and gentlemen, right who who yeah ah yes ladies and gentlemen as I am saying Monday night NCAA championship game for the national championship game Miami Hurricanes versus I'm not, you're not hearing things. This is the God's honest truth.
Speaker: The Indiana Hoosiers. yep And we're talking football, not basketball. Not Yeah, because the Hoosiers have always been pretty good at basketball. Yeah, they've they've always had a good basketball program. They've never had a football program. Let's be honest. They've been the punching bag for the rest of the Big Ten for about 100 Them and Northwestern and Purdue. little boy and and yeah Yeah, a couple. There's a few of them right there that we take turns swinging on as the big dogs in the Big Ten. yeah's But a dog in the yard, man. These motherfuckers chain whipped the whole Big Ten this year.
Speaker: Chain whipped the whole Big Ten. and they they made it very personal with Oregon. Not once, but twice this season. Hey, Oregon, make sure you ah make sure you listen to your daddy, Indiana, because they molly. They tell you to buff your defense. They're not lying. I think i did i think i think Indiana, ah go ahead and i mean i think i don't ahead and put our NCAA championship pick here. I don't think we're going to disagree.
Speaker: I'm going to Indiana, man. I think they're going to go in there and just mollywop the shit out of um Miami. Yeah, i'm I'm hoping so.
Speaker: Yeah, I think it's going to get ugly. It's going to get ugly real quick. And Sik is going to go over there, and he's going take Michael Irvin's belt, and he's going beat him like a redheaded stepchild. Yeah. yeah You like taking your belt off? Some BTA going on in that game on Monday night.
Speaker: yeah Some true blue belt to ass. yeah i don't think there's enough you know I don't think there's enough cocaine mixed in with that sideline paint for Michael Irving for this ass-whooping.
Speaker: No, and and that's the thing. not not shit not yeah me Do they have a good defense? Yeah, they've got a really good defense. They've got an experienced quarterback, too. yeah and they've got a Yeah, they've got a really good quarterback.
Speaker: but Man, this Indiana team is nasty. Well, dude, when you're 46 years old and still playing college football, of course you're a good quarterback. There's that. There is that. Carson Beck literally looks like he's 46 and has had two DUIs.
Speaker: Although, he's like 26 and he actually has had two DUIs. Well, I mean, he's he's at the right school for that. I know at least one for sure in Georgia he got. Damn. Damn.
Speaker: I don't know if you knew that or not. No, I... know Yeah, I'm pretty sure Carson Beck got a DUI in Georgia. Damn, bro. Yeah. It'll it happy it be like that sometimes.
Speaker: ah i gonna But now we can we can go forward. Dude, I got something I really... I got to talk about some hockey with you, bro. Well, let's talk little hockey. How about them Buffalo Sabres?
Speaker: The youngest team in the NHL. And they are... 15 wins in the last 17 games. No, now I think they're 15 and 18. Because they lost yesterday in overtime.
Speaker: But, dude, they've clawed their fucking way back into the wild card spot. And they're sitting very comfortable in the wild card spot.
Speaker: And, you know, if they can manage to, if Boston could drop one or two, and the Sabres can win one or two more, they're going to move up. And they they're right on the fucking ass of Pittsburgh.
Speaker: Yeah. Passed to Pittsburgh in the standings. so and that And that loss. In the overall standings, not the not the division of the conference. Right in the conference, they're right behind Boston.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, and Pittsburgh just lost last night. so Yeah, because Boston is 28-19, and the Sabres are 26-16. I didn't get a chance, and I meant to, and I totally forgot. This one's for Wyatt.
Speaker: How about them mammoths last Sunday? They had their asses smoked. Yeah, versus my Blue Jack. Yeah, he talked about it. he came He came to me and talked about it. So the Sabres are one point out of fourth place in the Eastern Conference.
Speaker: Nice. The Blue Jackets eating dog shit. The Blue Jackets are two. Nope. They're one point out of fifth place in the Metropolitan Conference.
Speaker: They are three points out of fourth place. So they need to beat. They need Philly to drop a game, and they need Washington to drop three games.
Speaker: And they need to keep winning there on a four-game. We just got a brand-new coach. We're on a four-game winning streak. That's awesome. how do they Homeboy came out of retirement to coach. ah coach And, and and they yeah, they're on a four-game win streak. And I will say this.
Speaker: um Double-checking here, but I believe they are. two and oh against your Buffalo Sabres that I don't know that they just come a couple weeks back they they beat them five to one
Speaker: so in the last 10 games the Sabres are seven two and one the Blue Jackets are five four and one yeah but Tampa Bay is 9-0-1 in the last 10 games. Yeah.
Speaker: They were on... Tampa Bay was on 11 or 12 game win streak or something like that. Until they just lost the one.
Speaker: Yeah. In overtime. Yeah, to St. Louis. Friday night. Yep. So... Sabres are sitting in a playoff spot, though.
Speaker: Which is pretty good. well yeah they Yeah, they run an 11-game run, the Tampa Bay Lightning. And then they just, to St. Louis. What up, Blaze?
Speaker: Yeah, i' sorry I'm trying to switch over. and don Now that football is coming to an end, trying to switch over and into hockey mode.
Speaker: And like I said, Columbus is looking completely different with this new head coach. um And they're playing good.
Speaker: That was Buffalo with their new GM. They got about 20 games back that said, if you're not pulling your weight, I have no problem sending you to another team. Flag told them, if you're not going pull your weight, we'll just send you away. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah He said, nobody's safe. If you're not playing your part, you'll go to we'll we'll get rid of you. and We'll send you to a different team. And we'll get somebody that wants to play their part.
Speaker: Yeah, what is his damn coach's name? I can't remember his name. but Yeah, so we got we're getting ready to shift out of out of pro football and out of college ball into hockey. And um next Saturday, the first inaugural UFC fight on Paramount+. plus Justin Gaethje and Patty Pimlet are the top card.
Speaker: Oh, ah Rick Bonas is the new coach. I've never heard of him. came out of Came out of retirement. He is one of the most experienced coaches in NHL history, leading multiple teams and reaching the Stanley Cup Finals.
Speaker: I've never heard of him. I will tell you right now. My wife, Colleen Wolf, is looking goddamn good on TV today. Your wife, huh? She is looking. She just doesn't know it yet. But she is looking quite delicious with her leather pants on.
Speaker: He has coached Winnipeg, Dallas, Tampa. He was an assistant coach. The Islanders as a head coach. And the Winnipeg Jets back in 84 the assistant coach. He's 70 years old. Wow.
Speaker: I hope his blood pressure can handle this. her Right?
Speaker: Man, oh man. Let's see here. ah
Speaker: He played for the Atlanta Flames, the Red Wings, the Blues, and the Jets.
Speaker: Played for the Atlanta Flames. Wow. He was the twenty sixth overall pick. By the Atlanta Flames in 1975. I agree with you, Jedi.
Speaker: the
Speaker: Yeah, I think that's really... i think it's i think it's a and Now, they're going to do like all their big fights and stuff on Paramount. All their fights, everything. how much How much is the increase for Paramount Plus?
Speaker: And do you have to get a Paramount Plus premium package? They haven't announced anything different. I'm talking to you, WWE w e and ESPN. $41 a goddamn month just so I could watch WWE pay-per-views on ESPN. I don't know that I like WWE wwe that much to pay the extra $41 a month.
Speaker: It doubled. It doubled. And i told my I told Cash, I said, you better know I love you. I was like, you better know I fucking love you paying $41 a month. And now i have I have taken advantage of the new ESPN Plus package, whatever the fuck they want to call it. Because I have had a couple times where I've had, because they do the the four box screen. Yes, I love the overview.
Speaker: Yeah, so I've had college basketball on and I've had hockey on. yeah i love it. ah you know I did some college football. Why? Because I didn't care about the four teams that were playing, but I could, so I did. It was sports.
Speaker: It was four games at once. Jedi, you're so dumb. I can't even with him. If you want to see that, watch lacrosse.
Speaker: By the way, I did. I watched couple lacrosse games Friday night. I watched the Bandits play the
Speaker: Ottawa bear Brown Bears, Ottawa Black Bears, something like that. And then I watched the Georgia Swarm play the Calgary Roughnecks. Did you see? And that was that was some fun games to watch, bud.
Speaker: dumb dumb Did you see, we were talking about sports last week, the intermission action between the mini hockey... Yes! Yes, the kids ended up in a fist fight the middle of the hockey intermission. was talking to Paige about it yesterday. was an all-out... Yes, that was good. The goalie on the other team was a monster. That kid was... I'm sorry.
Speaker: yeah i i so I saw a clip of the video and I'm like, no way this is real. This is a. And they did. They just let them kids just beat the hell out of each other.
Speaker: The parents were losing their minds. they were come on It was awesome. I liked it a whole lot. Yeah. It was pretty good, buddy. If you haven't seen the video, go watch the video, guys, and just watch that goalie. That goalie for the one team was an absolute monster. He was a bully. He was whooping everybody's ass. He was whooping his own team's ass.
Speaker: it had no No fucks to give it all. That motherfucker is all, he's all geared up, got all his goalie gear on. Nobody's hurting him. He's throwing kids. He's checking across the ring. Yup. It was pretty good, man. It was pretty funny. I watched that clip. Oh, that was great. I wanted to, I meant to to download it and I forgot all about it. I was going to play it today, but yeah, go check it out. Pretty solid, pretty solid, pretty funny.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I think it was at like some like, I don't know. there' It was an ECHL type game. you see Yeah, I can't remember the teams, but this was pretty funny. and Actual game that was supposed to be happening.
Speaker: I'm going to step for one second. I will be right back.
Speaker: I've got to take a piss, dude. This parent my protein is killing me, dude. He's got to go take a pot while he's away. Okay. whoa ah Yeah, dude, you guys got to go check out that video of the kids the little bitty hockey whatever it is the kids were throwing hands. It was great And nobody was stopping it.
Speaker: Nobody was stopping it
Speaker: Well NBA action because that's going on and I've been trying to To watch a little bit of that My calves are sitting in sixth place Stupid Detroit in the first place. And
Speaker: the Lakers are riding high. Are there any games on today that's worth watching? Not really. No, I don't care. Cavaliers play the Thunder tomorrow. i put these fucking... They got a lot after. Well, I guess most people will be home tomorrow. They can watch basketball. I got to work.
Speaker: Oh, well. I get paid double, I think, tomorrow. Anywho, yeah, man, it's this is this is a fun time of year for sports fans because you get football, you got hockey, you got basketball.
Speaker: um Columbus, dude, I remember that back in the day. Go Bulls. Shut up, Wally. There we go.
Speaker: Much better. Shut up, Wally. Go Bulls. Go Cavs. Fuck the Bulls. Fuck Michael Jordan.
Speaker: Just saying.
Speaker: First, like, I don't care about basketball. Shut the fuck up. in the least. the Not in the fucking least. That's why i was like, yeah he's going to go touch himself, so.
Speaker: but Oh, do yeah, dude. Do a little little just a little basketball talk real quick. not I mean, it's still early in the season. i mean, i think they haven't even made it to the all-star break yet, so.
Speaker: oh my yeah My calves are sitting sixth place, so maybe they'll bring it back. No, i dude, i I started this diet at the first of the year and I quit drinking. and
Speaker: I'll tell you a couple few facts about dieting for those that don't know. Number one, when you stop drinking, you feel totally different in the mornings all the time.
Speaker: yeah Number two, When you move to a high protein, low carbohydrate diet, your whole poop schedule changes. And it becomes significantly harder to poop.
Speaker: number You got to relax. When you do poop, motherfucker, you call a hazmat demon because you'll about to knock your own ass the fuck out.
Speaker: Protein poops and protein farts are no fucking joke. Yes. They will have you rethinking your life choices quick, fast, in a hurry. You know that saying, light a match?
Speaker: No. Scared I'm going to blow up. Yeah. Because I'm averaging about 250 grams of protein a day. Jeez.
Speaker: And, oh, boy. hu I got to get in my best physical female shape for Colleen Wolfe, you know. I'm going to be ready for my wife.
Speaker: um Congratulations and good luck, I guess. Steal her away from her husband or fiance or whatever the fuck she's got. Hashtag new poop. Hashtag I'd rather have the old poop.
Speaker: ah Yeah, good luck on that. And I hope everything works out for you with ah you and your new wife. Me too. She just doesn't even know it yet.
Speaker: Kim trails from the bathroom. She's going to be so confused when she wakes up tied to a chair in the basement. I don't even know what to say.
Speaker: It's going to be so hard to explain all that. You're my new wife. Yeah, you just I got peanut butter and jelly for you.
Speaker: I brought some peanut butter and jelly. Oh, feel like when criminal charges are pressed somehow, someway, I'm going to get in trouble. Guilty by association. You knew. What was I going to do about didn't think he was serious.
Speaker: I just asked her if this rack smelled like chloroform, and she said, oh hold on, let me tell you. Next thing you know, she's passed out, and I had to do something with it, so took care of her. No, no, the bindings weren't that tight.
Speaker: Yeah. it's Not that tight. um funny and a Funny, well, not so funny, but interesting story about that. I have a friend who works at University of Texas Medical Center.
Speaker: o She's x-ray tech. And last night, a gentleman was brought in, 50-year-old man, had been punched in the head and knocked out. Him and one of his buddies got into a dumb redneck fist fight.
Speaker: They brought him in because this had happened Friday night. And they his buddy... The three guys that were with him put him to bed. Like, he'll just sleep it off when he sobers up, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: Last night, they found him still unresponsive. So they brought him to the hospital. They brought him to the hospital. No pain stimulus.
Speaker: No retinal stimulus. So the guy that punched him will be charged with murder when they pull the life support out of him. That's insane.
Speaker: PB and J. Not yet. They found a massive hemorrhage in his brain from the punch. So the guy who punched him will be charged with murder. can't be You can't be punching people in the head.
Speaker: Hey, Glick wants to know how your Mammoth did against the Blue Jackets last week.
Speaker: What was it last Tuesday? Last Sunday. Last Sunday.
Speaker: He said, I'm unsure. He's looking right now. You're unsure. such a He's a huge fan, I can tell. You what? We lost two and three. Damn, that sucks.
Speaker: Yeah, you did. Suck it, Wyatt. He said, yeah, you did. Suck it, Wyatt. Well, Wyatt.
Speaker: He said, that's his team. Freaking loser. But they beat the stars. the stars.
Speaker: He doesn't even know who he played on Tuesday. Oh, they beat the Leafs 6-1. Nice. Nobody likes Canada anyways. Anytime you can beat a Canadian hockey team 6-1, you've succeeded in something. speaking of Speaking of head trauma, can anybody check on James Ottawa? We lost him last night. and This is after he told us a story that he last last Sunday. Probably your sister.
Speaker: You to scoop that out. Calm it down Wally calm might have been me last ah last last Sunday I guess he slipped and fell on the ice why three are the one that just scooped ice
Speaker: My son's an idiot I Mean Do we know who we we know who his father is are you surprised?
Speaker: So UFC coming to Paramount. I guess maybe I could start watching UFC a little bit more now that it's coming to Paramount. I don't know. Oh, God. You're next, Lazy. Damn.
Speaker: Let's calm down the violence in the chatterbox. who make kid don't don't Don't worry. Don't worry, Jedi. I'll take you care of Wally. I'll have him tapped out in the cards. Wally, I can't hear you.
Speaker: because it's out of water. That's because all of it's sitting in the bottom with all the ice. Well, it's supposed to be in the bottom. That's where it pulls the water from. So now you need to scoop all the ice out and see how much water is Is that confirmed?
Speaker: Are they? Yeah, now we're going to take the tray out. So take the ice tray Is Paramount Plus where he's in their place due to UFC?
Speaker: and was about to look at that. Yes. Paramount Plus raised.
Speaker: How much? ah Paramount Plus raised its subscription prices in January 26 coinciding with the start of the major UFC streaming deal leading meeting many subscribers to believe the price hikes are directly due to the added cost of broadcasting UFC events which are now included without extra pay-per-view fees. The essential plan went from $8
Speaker: to $9. Oh, man. The premium plan went from $13 to $14. Oh, Lord. $14 to watch every UFC pay-per-view plus all Taylor Sheridan stuff?
Speaker: Yeah, I'm good with that. Yeah.
Speaker: So not not too bad. It's not like the Disney Hulu ESPN package that actually did double its price because of fucking WWE. wwe But as we've talked about in the past,
Speaker: but w yay evening UFC content to Paramount. Nice. What are you doing? needs to As we've talked about in the past about WWE, WWE.
Speaker: Triple H now running things and everything like that. Everything has become a money grab. you You can't even get in the door of a wrestling event without spending $200 for nosebleed seats.
Speaker: And then they're sponsored by, I mean, their ring looks like a fucking NASCAR anymore.
Speaker: that's huge for repair no that's that's That's huge for Paramount to pick up that UFC deal. And the fact that they're not they're not price gouging everybody and they're not, you know, you the rates aren't going through the roof. It's still affordable. I mean, there's some shows that I watch on Paramount. Maybe I'll maybe i'll try to start watching a little bit more UFC. We'll see what happens.
Speaker: I mean, i paramount Paramount's got some good fucking shows.
Speaker: Landman, it's fire, bro. I know, I need to watch that. and you know I want to finish watching Tulsa King. was watching Mayor of Kingstown. I've got to finish that.
Speaker: I've already watched all that. I've watched all Mayor of Kingstown, Landman, Tulsa King, Lioness, Tracker. No, Tracker's on Amazon. Sorry. i just thought I just introduced Kayla to Reacher.
Speaker: She's never it. One I haven't got into. Dude, I love it. I love it. Oh, wait, that's with a giant muscle head, right? Alan Richardson. Yeah, I think I watched the first season of that. Yeah, the fucking military guy strolls into town, and all of a sudden the town's under siege, and he helps save it and shit. Yeah.
Speaker: Typical storyline. Typical storyline. Well, you know, Alan Richardson is more believable as Jack jack Reacher than Tom Cruise, you know? ah This is very true.
Speaker: ah Very, very true. Yeah, no, I... The other day, we were looking for something to watch, and I was like, you ever watch Reacher? She's like, no. I said, do you want check it out? She's like, yeah, why not? So we'll give it one or two two episodes and see what you think. We watched the entire first season in two days.
Speaker: I'm like, time to go to season two. I don't think I've watched... I would have to re-watch the whole thing. Yeah, Reacher's good. Yeah, definitely. There's your buddy.
Speaker: Puka, tuka, tuka, tuka, tuka. Yeah, that guy. Mind your business, Jedi. Main character pegging. We started the show out last night talking about that.
Speaker: That's how we... Ten minutes in and we were already into butt stuff on the show last night. Well, you'll have that on a big job. Family-friendly rating. But... With that being said, do you got anything else you want to add about the sports...
Speaker: No, I don't think so. Rick, I'd like to welcome you to the There's Always Next Year Club. it's It's cool. We got t-shirts. We got we got to got cookies on Tuesday.
Speaker: We'll have you stand out for the goos. Oh, in the backyard? The goose wasn't backing down? Tater almost just got fucked up by a goose. Tater chased duck this morning. Oh, shit. Yeah, I don't have anything to add about sports except fuck Denver. Fuck the officials.
Speaker: More so fuck the officials than fuck Denver. They played a hell of a game. like i'm I'm not too proud of a fan to say that Denver did not play one hell of a fucking game. And I'll be honest, dude, I hated hearing that Bo Nix got done for the season. I hate it. That sucked.
Speaker: That sucks. That kid played his ass off all season long. Just tape it up, Bo. Yeah, like, and he still played last, well, i don't, third to last play, but he played two more plays with a broken fucking ankle.
Speaker: Yeah. that's That sucks for him, but, you know, This is not a Deshaun Watson situation where we're celebrating the injury. This is a totally different one.
Speaker: This sucks for a kid who literally played his ass off in in football this year. In the last three years. i mean none of us None of us truly hate Denver because there's not... Glick hates John Elway. He doesn't hate Denver. hate John Elway.
Speaker: yeah Fuck you, John Elway. so I used to hate Denver, but Bo Nix, you brought me back, buddy. yeah I don't hate Denver. I don't hate Denver. I've never hated Denver. I actually liked John Elway when he was a quarterback, funny enough. I still hate John Elway.
Speaker: Did you hate him when he was a quarterback, too? I i hate John Elway. I still can't remember why, though. Fucking the drive, the fumble, the a AFC championship games.
Speaker: oh Go to hell, John Elway. You rat bastard. You and Deshaun Watson can sit on the bus together, bitch. You and Deshaun Watson can get hit by the same fucking bus. And whoever it was that you fucking are, Art Modell. All three of you, Art can drive.
Speaker: All three of you can go straight to hell. That's so funny. So funny. um Yeah, I don't have anything else really to add. ah It's a heartbreaking loss for the Bills, like usual.
Speaker: Just another season as a Bills fan, man. There's always, always next year. we Always next year. We can win, like the commercial with the Jets fan. We can win it all. yeah No, no, no. So my table stays in storage for another year.
Speaker: a so John did terrible, horrible things to me i i can't even I can't even explain if they're so bad.
Speaker: We would get a strike. so Yeah, that's awkward. no yeah i you said i mean hey but like Like I said, man, I would just like to know what it's like to go to the playoffs once, let alone every single year.
Speaker: you might Dude, you might get there. You got Shdork, and now you're going new coach. and It could happen, dude. It could really happen for you. All you have to do is believe. 44 years of being a Cleveland Browns fan. This is not a fair news this is not a fantasy fairy tale.
Speaker: Trust me. All you have to do is believe. but we get we did they could They could bring John Madden back from the dead and make him our head coach and give us the all- John Elway is the quarterback. You could give us the all-Madden team and the Cleveland Browns would still manage to somehow fuck it up and go 0-18.
Speaker: You know why? Because the GM would fucking trade everybody away and bring in whole different team. This team's not good enough. Yeah. I'm going to give this guy $670 billion dollars just for him to sit on the bench for fucking five seasons.
Speaker: Jesus. It took him three years. It took him three fucking years to get a full 16-game season in. 30 years. That's four games. second angles yeah Yeah, no, wait. I take it back. he's Yeah, I think he's played a total of six. six He's got one season's worth of games.
Speaker: Yeah, in four years so far. In four years. This year comes into his fifth. This is going into his fifth. And he's not going to play. Yeah. And he's still making hundreds of billions of dollars. He made a quarter or a quarter of a billion dollars guaranteed.
Speaker: Mm-hmm. Man, y'all fucked the dog on that one.
Speaker: This is, yeah. Oh, yeah. you would Oh, yeah. It's real hard being a Buffalo Bills fan, huh, Rick? Let me tell you what it's like being a Cleveland Browns fan, buddy. you get no since they're talking At least they're talking about you guys getting, oh, we're already getting a new stadium. Never mind.
Speaker: We're getting a new stadium. That argument's null void. We're getting a dome. I know. that My argument was null and void. Yeah. Because I said, well, at least they're talking about you getting a new stadium, but ours is going to be done before yours. Yeah, but we're getting the dome. That's cool. Ours finished faster than anybody else, just like we do in the playoffs. Yeah.
Speaker: Believe harder, Francis. Shut up, Jedi. All you got to do is believe, Francis. Believe. Just believe. eat your heels Just click your heels together. There's no place like the playoffs. I believe that the Browns will find a way to fuck it up. That's what I believe.
Speaker: because i live in You guys could literally go undefeated all season, go into the playoffs and lose in the first round to the fucking least. Well, second round, because you'd get a bye. But the second round of the lowest seeded team.
Speaker: Yeah. I live in a fun little place called reality. I don't live in this magical fairytale land. half Half your fucking team would be on a flight going to the wrong city and you'd be left with only half a team to play in a game. Schedule the conflict.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, shit. they went to the They were supposed to go to Jacksonville, but they went to fucking California. They went to Seattle. They went to Seattle. Say a fucking Darnold, baby. They needed a 13th man.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: We'll send your loudest players to Seattle. Nope, we didn't even do that. You know what happened? Miles Garrett would be on the wrong flight. That's the only player in your whole fucking game would be fucked. no Oh, my God.
Speaker: oh Lord and Lordy. Rick needs to be on more nonsensical shows. Rick can't, not until I get my blood pressure or medicine under control, then we can talk about being unbounded. Because this shit's not good for my ticker. Laughing and fucking getting angry and getting happy. But on the plus side, at least Brittany's teams didn't go anywhere. we went farther than them. so Yeah, exactly. That's a win.
Speaker: when At no point, at no well, there's only one team left to cheer for it with a bird, and that's Sam fucking Darnold. who I'm not going to lie to you, dude. I won't even be mad if Sam fucking Darnold wins the Super Bowl.
Speaker: I wouldn't be mad either. As much as we talk about him, we only talk about him because he's a good quarterback. like He doesn't hurt my feelings. He's not a bad player by any stretch. no And he's got a stellar group of guys around him. like Well, i don't know. Charbonnet got hurt last night, so I don't know the extent of his injury.
Speaker: yeah But Kenneth Walker and JSN and like... i'm I mean, look at at this. ah I don't need the cheese. Just to yeah cut him up in into small pieces. And get him.
Speaker: And shout out to Sam Darnold because he's been counted out so many times. And he's played for so many different teams and been counted out too. Yeah. I mean, look, they fucking, they washed him out in fucking Minnesota and said he was, no he wasn't going do nothing. Then they traded him away and look at what happened there. Oh, he's going to the playoffs, almost to the Superbowl in Minnesota at home.
Speaker: Yeah. the The guy wins. She's not gonna. The guy just wins. No. So, so, yeah. All right, man. With that being said, ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Speaker: Don't forget to check out... Game 3 today. 3 and 6.30. Yes. Weird start times for the games today. Weird start times. Patriots are at 3. Patriots, Texans. And then the Bears, Rams got the late game.
Speaker: The late window. So, enjoy the games. If your teams are still alive, enjoy that game. If they're not, well. If you wish you weren't alive because your team lost, enjoy living still.
Speaker: i Had you not been messaging me last night, I probably would have called in a wellness check on you. I wouldn't have blamed you either. Fucking cops show up at your door. I probably could have used a wellness check last night, not going to The kids are probably a little worried about me too.
Speaker: Yeah. Same. saying i gripped i watched my hat I whipped my hat and almost took out Wyatt's fried cheese balls off the fucking table. say Go Texas, go Bears.
Speaker: oh yeah um But yeah, check out the rest of the shows. Wally will be up tonight. Wally's actually doing back-to-back Speedway stories this week. He's got one. 6 p.m., right, Wally? Yeah, he said 6 p.m. in the chat. 6 p.m. tonight.
Speaker: Then he's got a show tomorrow night. I'm back, finally. Glick's House of Music is back. We got our good friends Kissing Lilith coming to hang out. They've had a lot of shit going on, and I can't wait to talk to them and catch up to the guy.
Speaker: I don't even know Lilith. What's that? I don't even know Lilith, so that's going be really awkward. That's okay. you can put her she want If she wants a make-out session, here I am. yeah you can You can put her down there in the basement tied to a chair beside your wife. Is she as good looking as my wife?
Speaker: She's probably hotter. but That's a thing? Oh, no, I'm just assuming. i yeah no Yeah, but Kissing Lilith will be hanging out. Like i said, they that's Tuesday, right? So when I pop in and go chloroformin bondage, you're going to know that.
Speaker: Yep. And I seen on the social medias, Gavin, the lead singer, ah he had some big things happen happened recently. So I'm excited to talk about that in his personal life. So I'm excited to talk about that with him.
Speaker: Then Wednesday, you got Britt and Michael with the hump day ha ha's. Wally and Johnny Bong's doing the animal stuff. I think they're i think they're navigating away from just reptiles and just covering the whole we got a whole animal planet show on this motherfuck network now wally and johnny bongs and i think johnny bongs is with wally on speedway stories too so um i think that's kind of a full-time thing as well now and then thursday thursdays is cold-blooded conversations and then friday i don't know what's going on on fridays right now
Speaker: ah We may have something. We may not have anything. And then, of course, Saturdays is nonsensical nonsense. This Saturday coming up, we Cash's Corner will be back.
Speaker: I asked him last Saturday if he wanted to do a show. He would rather wait until we were a little bit closer to the Royal Rumble. So we'll probably be making our our Royal Rumble picks and predictions next Saturday um as best we can. And then, of course, talking all things wrestling.
Speaker: And then Rick and I will be back next week to to talk some more foosball. Hopefully we'll be ah ah excitedly and happy for the Indiana Hoosiers. And a third in a row. Three natties for the Big Ten.
Speaker: Hopefully we'll be celebrating that. And then we'll be talking about was Rick w right? Does Texas move on? Or is his super Super Bowl prediction and is my Super Bowl prediction still alive?
Speaker: I'm saying Patriots and Bears in the Super Bowl. Well.
Speaker: Well, Angel. Nothing. Ain't nothing but man. oh And they do it like they do on the disease. Wow. Nice Jedi.
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Speaker: revamping all of our show logos. been killing it. <unk> You just can't change our background, that's all. No, that's... that's ah i'm going to I'm going to try to take that picture and incorporate our logo in it somewhere. The show logo. It should be a sign where the Bud Light sign is in the back, a neon sign. yeah yeah and so So... I wonder if I could... I bet I can.
Speaker: yeah chatd gp Here i come. Well, being said, enjoy the rest of your weekend. Enjoy your week. We'll see you next Sunday. I'll see you a couple times this week. And this guy, well, pray for him.
Speaker: Pray for me.
Speaker: But I'm still going to finish it up saying, go Bills. Go Browns.
Speaker: Yep. And we're not going to worry about tightening anymore because they still got to figure out their head coach. We'll tighten it up next year. Maybe, maybe, maybe. All right, man. We'll catch you later. later Later.
Speaker: Buttons and get the flock out.
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