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Nonsensical Nonsense:the end is near
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The snowpocaypse is upon us but we ain't scared so hunker down with our favorite group of dummies
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Introduction and Podcast Ranking
00:00:01
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Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
00:03:24
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What's going on everybody? Happy Saturday. Yes. You know what time it is. You know what we're doing.
00:03:36
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Goes down every Saturday acting a straight fool. Having a good time. Hanging out with you sons of bitches. Right here on Nonsensical Nonsense. On the Nonsensical Network.
00:03:54
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Shattersbox, the great thing about being the boss. I'm never late. The show starts when I show up. There's no such thing as being late. I'll get here eventually. You guys should know that by now. Somewhere between 7 and 7.30. I aim for 7.15, but that doesn't always happen.
00:04:15
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What are you going to do? add
00:04:22
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What's going on, everybody? Hopefully you had a good week. Hopefully the weather is nicer in your neck of the woods than it is in ours. We are preparing for the snowmagedding. The white death is upon us.
00:04:35
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And apparently we're all going to be dead by Monday or Tuesday. I don't know. That's the way the weatherman. What? That's the way the weatherman makes it sound in the news peoples.
00:04:48
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We're all gone. We had a good run. but But what's going on, Chatter's Box? Let me shout out to Chatter's Box. Luke Jackson and Zampios was in there early. I had the studio up. I don't know if that counts for anything. i had the studio up at like 5 o'clock today.
00:05:07
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So there was that. I have that going for me. ah Manchu, what's going on with you? Busting my balls about the late start. It's all good. um What's going on, Nils? What's going on, Megan? How you doing?
00:05:21
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I know you're happy a happy camper out there in Sydney with your sea chickens doing well. Shut up, k Chris Technician. I am never late. ah Six hours to the DeLorean ride 100. Woo!
00:05:41
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Um, it's kind of my thing. I'm, you know, i say seven ish for a start time on Saturday nights. And that gives me a nice, a nice cushion because I can start to show anywhere between seven and seven 59. And technically I'm still in that seven ish window.
00:06:04
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So, holy shit. Look at that. What is going on, Shaka? Long time no see, brother. How you been? Might have to have you pull up if you're able to.
00:06:17
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What's going on, Chris Technician? If you guys aren't already, you'd be so kind. go ahead and give us a like, share, subscribe. Check us out on all of our social media, Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok.
00:06:28
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Shows are always live on YouTube, and you can watch the replays whenever you want. Excuse me on YouTube Facebook. also on the old twitch thing. I guess twitch is still a thing. I don't know but we're there and If I can ever get my shit to cooperate with me and work out with me I would have all this week's shows caught up on the podcasting platforms We're there Spotify Apple all that fun jazz and shout out all of our Ohio listeners that have kept us in the top 10 Podcasts in all of Ohio out of a hundred I know I said that wrong
00:07:02
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We're in the top 100 podcasts in all of Ohio, and we have stayed in the top 10 since July of last year. And so shout out to our Ohio listeners. That's what's up. Thank you, guys.
00:07:14
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Shout to all of our listeners. But, you know, i we're up against some ah some bigger much, much bigger podcasts that mainly focus on the Ohio State Buckeyes, which kind of strokes everybody off if you say that name around
Weather Rants and Panic Buying
00:07:30
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the state. So not everybody, but a good majority of the state, you they hear Ohio state Buckeyes and they nut themselves.
00:07:37
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Um, so, so check us out on Spotify and Apple, wherever you listen to podcasts. I got a little fun box up there. It's over here. i don't know. There's a QR thing. You can scan that. And I guess our bio link is on that, or you can just go to bio link slash a nonsensible network.
00:07:53
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And, uh, Find all of our stuff there. Yeah, all of us like us love us don't love everybody just me. I'm the most important one on this network. Let's be honest
00:08:08
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Now we are got a shout out my man Wally they're killing it Wally and Johnny bongs They've got this coming Thursday. They have blue zombie morphs, which I think is some kind of a Reptile and whatnot.
00:08:21
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They're coming up on their show and while it's early And before I forget, I want to shout out my guest coming up this Tuesday. And I'm going to play one of his songs. You guys may or may not have heard it, especially if you're on TikTok. You probably did.
00:08:34
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Maybe I'm going to play one of his songs. if it' Hey, it worked. yeah Nothing's working for me tonight. um But
00:08:45
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what up, Mandy? Thank you, Megan. Thank you. um
00:08:52
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Got a gentleman coming up Tuesday night to hang out with me. Yes, Glicks House of Music is back in full effect. i've got I'm lining up guests as we speak, so I'm excited about that.
00:09:04
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This gentleman's name is Lidstrom, and he's got a song, Creek. And like i said, you may or may not have heard it. I've heard it on all over TikTok. I'm going to play it because I don't want to forget about it before i get too...
00:09:18
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ah preoccupied with the open door and people coming in and all the craziness that happens on Saturday night. So I'm going play it a little early and I'm going to promote it a little bit early. So we'll play it. and I'll be right back.
00:09:58
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Always been an outlaw, runnin' from the long law Get it from a pawpaw, he got me a shrink Yeah, they all call me a freak I was raised by the creek Ain't no antidote, people sink or float If it ain't the whiskey, it's a coke Gonna make my heart stroke, they all call me a freak I was raised by the
00:10:27
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I'm a prodigy of a backwoods degree. Somehow come out clean. Always been an outlaw, always been a quick draw.
00:10:37
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Haces on my sleeve, yeah, feet of dark seats. Should've been cowboy, never the problem.
00:10:48
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I got a first class ticket to long black tree.
00:11:10
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Had a little tech down on the fat tracks Grew up tugged with a savage dad They say rivers didn't cut through rock I was always going off half cop They all call me a freak I was raised up by the creek
00:11:25
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Ain't never had a lot of room for friends Ain't never had a glass chin Ain't never been shook from people took from me Cause I stole from them They all call me a freak I was raised by the creep
00:11:39
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I'm a college of backwards degree. Somehow come out clean. Always been a mile long, always been a quick draw.
00:11:49
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I still love my sweet, yeah, feed a dog that sleeps. Should've been a cowboy, was never the problem.
00:12:00
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I got a first class ticket to a long black train. But I've always been a freak, come
00:12:24
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Come on! Always been a nylon Always been a quick draw Haces of my sleeve Yeah, a feet of dog that sleeps Should've been a
00:12:58
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I got a bird fast ticket to long black train, but I've always been a freak out.
00:13:06
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Oh, come on!
00:13:14
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Hell yeah. little rockin' country. I like it. I dig it. I'm excited to hang out with him Tuesday. so Hopefully you guys like it. Hopefully you guys will be there to hang out. And, you know, chatterbox is usually pretty lively on Tuesday nights.
00:13:28
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Got questions. They're always curious because I ain't your typical boring-ass interviewer. I keep it fun. That's what I do, baby. Anywho's.
00:13:44
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Oh, happy Jersey. it's ah It's Saturday. It's Saturday, right? Yeah, it's Saturday. Happy Friday.
00:13:55
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What's going on? Stop and think. Yeah, it's Saturday. What
00:14:02
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what up, Moe Down? Hopefully everybody's staying warm and ready if you're going to be affected. i know people in the South that are losing their minds. It's just a little cold and it's just a little ice. It's going to go away in a couple days. You guys are going to be fine. Stop it.
00:14:18
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I'm like ah ah some of us up here in the northern part of the country who are going to get blanketed by 100 feet of snow and then the next two weeks of negative temperatures. i Don't expect anybody to feel sorry for you in the south because you get a couple days of cold.
00:14:37
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What's going on, Ty? How you doing? Happy Saturday.
00:14:45
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I don't know if they're here yet. I don't know. They were supposed to be here this morning, and I got up a little early because I had to run out and get a couple things. ah and ah Man, it really it really should be okay to bitch slap people who are panic buying.
00:15:08
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We went to the grocery store last night just for weekly grocery shopping. I'm not panic buying. I just bought the things that we needed for the week. I like a normal human being.
00:15:20
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Walked into the store and pretty much at least 50% of the store, if not more, was just bare.
00:15:32
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Just bare. People are losing their minds. I think we should legally be allowed to bitch slap people who panic buy. If I see you walking out of the grocery store with seven gallons of milk because we're supposed to get a little bit of snow, I should be allowed to pimp slap you right there in the parking lot.
00:15:48
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And then take all but one, maybe two your gallons of milk and give them to other people who aren't stupid.
00:15:56
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area and I'm just saying this.
00:16:01
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yeah'll be fine Yeah, exactly. I mean, I was just going to buy normal groceries. I was more pissed off at the fact that I'm like,
00:16:10
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Kayla and I were talking about that. you You buy all this shit and you it is got it's going to go bad before you can even use it. So it's a huge waste of money on top of just like way to waste.
00:16:22
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They're starving kids in Africa, God damn it.
00:16:31
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shit i i know i shit i bought i bought groceries for the week that's all i bought i don't panic buy nothing even when covet hit here's the great thing
Winter Storm Preparations
00:16:40
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about where i live and i said this during covet yes i said the c word everybody calm down uh where i live i've got walmart kroger's audi audi however you want to say it uh Like two minutes from my house. If I go five, 10 minutes down the road, guess what? I got another Kroger's. I got another Walmart.
00:17:00
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I got two Walmart super centers in my area. And then I got another Audi. Not to mention all the other fucking Dollar Generals and everything else. I was in no fear of never being able to get toilet paper.
00:17:13
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And I told Kayla the same thing. I said, I'm not worried about not being able to get groceries for the week because we have plenty of grocery stores in our vicinity. I don't need to panic buy. I don't panic buy.
00:17:25
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I don't panic about anything. na Yeah, what Jersey said. Like, share, and subscribe, you sons of bitches. we We might not make it down here. Yeah, I don't feel bad for y'all to sell. I don't feel bad. It's going to be cold for a couple days. You'll be fine. Shut up.
00:17:43
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I've lived down there. I see how y'all get. I live down there in Charleston where we got a blizzard, and I call it a blizzard. Because we had had several days of rain. And, Cam, I know you remember this. Several days of rain and then it just, temperatures plummeted and we got like eight, nine inches of snow.
00:17:58
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So everything underneath was frozen. That city shut down for like two weeks. It shut the fuck down for two weeks. You weren't doing nothing. You didn't go nowhere nowhere. You couldn't go nowhere. It was it was insanity.
00:18:09
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I was out on the road. I'm like, some normal winter back home, pussies. but yeah yeah Right? Robin Hood, pipsmacking edition. Yeah, damn right. I'm out there stealing bread and milk and toilet paper from the ignorant and giving it to the ah to the smart ones.
00:18:26
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just Just trying to get by for the week. Just trying to get our weekly necessities, you know?
00:18:35
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Oh, Lord. Is that another experience, Sergeant, I need to have? What up, Wally? While that guy what's going on with you?
00:18:49
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Well, you don't have salt you got sand and that don't work sand don't melt ice and snow
00:18:58
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I Had that discussion with one of the road guys like what the fuck are you putting sand down on snow and ice for what's that gonna do other than create more problems and issues
00:19:11
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Not only are we going get, quote unquote, get all this snow. the the The biggest thing that I'm worried about and the thing that I am not excited about in any way, shape, and or form is the cold.
00:19:23
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Because it's going to be negative temperatures for like the next week or two. Which is bullshit. Unfortunately, I work in an industry where I'm outside a good chunk of the day.
00:19:38
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Too old for this. i want I want to move to a tropical island somewhere. I'll deal with the giant spiders and and the and the giant dinosaurs that still roam around and whatever other creatures may or may not be on the island and the occasional storms you know and whatnot. but As long as I don't have to kill deal with the fucking cold and the snow and the ice anymore.
00:20:04
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Jesus Christ, Jersey. That's too hot. I think I've got it like 76 in my house and I may have to turn it down. I may have to turn it down.
00:20:18
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86 is insanity. i like That's like people down in Charleston not using the AC or in Florida not using their AC in the summertime.
00:20:31
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i don't i don't like i don't I'm not a big fan of the like super hot.
00:20:37
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Yeah, turn the damn temperature down. Wait, is is is Modog there with you? Are you guys together?
00:20:46
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me
00:20:49
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Yeah,
Personal Stories and Humorous Exchanges
00:20:50
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I'm like that that guy. I like my house about 70 degrees and the in the winter. 70, 72 in the winter. And then it's usually 68-ish, maybe a little colder in the summertime. The downside with my house is, um especially in the labor room, a lot of cold air gets in ah from the door.
00:21:11
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And I've tried to eliminate that. And then yeah We just sit on a concrete slab, so over time, like our exterior living room wall where they've torn up carpet and molding and all that stuff, there's some air that gets in down there. So the living room gets cold.
00:21:28
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So in order to keep the living room warmish while we're out there, you got to crank it up a little bit. But by the end of the night, you got to turn it down because we're coming to our bedrooms and we're fucking dying. like I'm probably going to wind up putting shorts on here in just a few because I'm already starting to sweat.
00:21:52
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sit in it
00:21:55
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prepare prepare prepare we got to have lots of blankets lots of blankets lots of flashlights take your cold stuff put it outside it'll freeze and it'll still be bad but
00:22:13
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oh yeah well you're just spoiled and aren't you that guy
00:22:24
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You know, sometimes sometimes I really consider that jersey. I really do, in all honesty. In the chatter, birds. I do that. I do that.
00:22:36
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But i don't i don't I don't stress these winter storms and snow storms or anything like that. We got food in the refrigerator. We got enough to get us through the week. We got everything we need. We might be a little short on pop. That might be an issue. I might have to...
00:22:51
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ah might have to Ever so carefully go down the road. ah Fortunately, like I said, everything is like two minutes from me. So, you know, I don't have to go very far if I do have to go, but I might have to go back out for pop. That's the one thing we didn't prepare the best for.
00:23:06
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But yeah, it is if it is know it is what it is. If I gots to. But, you know, power goes out. We'll deal with it accordingly. ah You know, interwebs go out. We'll deal with it accordingly. So, yeah.
00:23:24
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I got a full tank of gas. So if it gets power goes out, it gets too cold. Well, let's all go chill out in the SUV.
00:23:33
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Take TV, take a tablet out there or something. Book up the hotspot on the phone and, uh, uh, watch a movie like at a drive in theater. Yeah. Uh,
00:23:52
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but Be like Winnie the are... Porky the Pig. Yeah, Porky the Pigot.
00:24:00
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Ride a bike. Hey, you know what? It wasn't so damn cold. o I'll jump in my car. I'll meander my way down to the old Walmart. It'll be great. It'll be the greatest Walmart experience of all time because nobody will fucking be there.
00:24:14
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Except for them poor bastards that work there. But shout out to the people who will be going to work Unfortunately, when this weather gets bad and, you know, being there for us idiots that don't properly prepare.
00:24:30
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Not all heroes wear capes.
00:24:35
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That knows what's up.
00:24:41
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Jersey said, hello, baby. She said, hey.
00:24:48
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She's not feeling the greatest tonight.
00:24:54
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I'm sure we will be expected to be at work on Monday. Whether or not I'm there is a totally different story.
Podcast Network Updates
00:25:00
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We'll see.
00:25:10
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Oh, hell yeah.
00:25:15
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Jersey sent you big hugs since you're not feeling good. I don't know if you're watching, seeing the chat or
00:25:31
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Food dog said not all heroes wear pants either. Huh, Kaylee.
00:25:38
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She's not in any mood for my bullshit or anybody's bullshit tonight. So, yeah. No, yeah it's just it's just another winter storm. I mean, it's it's worse than what we've gotten in several years. And I can only speak here for Ohio. But, you know, like.
00:25:56
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New York and New England states are always getting pummeled by snow in the winter. They should be used to it by now. um
00:26:07
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What up, Daniel? What's going on with you? Happy Saturday. I will say this before I drop the link and and and invite you guys up if you want to come up and hang out. um Regarding the network, I am working on a couple new show ideas.
00:26:23
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And I'm actually talking to a guy, um a new face, a new name on the network. um We're going to maybe hopefully talk some more and figure out schedules. And hopefully maybe we'll do a couple trial runs before we lock any anything in and see how it goes. But might be bringing up another. It's a new old show, but it's going to come back with ah with a fresh face, so to say.
00:26:53
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Hero with no pants. Hashtag it. Quoted the Jedi nevermore.
00:27:04
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But, with that being said, I bumble-fucked around for about a half hour.
00:27:15
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And now I have to remember how to... Oh, yeah, there it is. There it is. forget how to do this every Saturday. Don't worry, I've been bumble-fucking around all day.
00:27:26
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You should have seen Cash and I earlier when we were doing his wrestling show. It took us a good ten minutes to figure out what the fuck we were even doing.
00:27:38
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It's Saturday night. The link is dropped. The door is open. If you want to come hang out, you are welcome to come hang out on panel.
00:27:48
Speaker
If you're feeling brave, if you're feeling froggy,
00:27:52
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Feel free to. Let me go pin this in this chat.
00:27:59
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to do two to do do to do Mario Brothers. There we go. Nope, not that one. That's Chaka. Nope, nope and I'm going to bring myself into the... ah Here we go.
00:28:13
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I got it. Don't worry. I got it, guys. I figured it out.
00:28:18
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I figured it out. Can you please bring mama inside so she doesn't freeze in the trunk? She's good. She's good. I don't know. Ash, don't freeze.
00:28:29
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She's good. She likes it out there. But I'm not bringing that bitch back in the house because the last couple times I've had her in the house, she she's a fucking tornado. She's tearing shit up, tearing up my closets. We're not doing it no more. do Leave her out there.
00:28:41
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That's where she wants to be. specific
00:28:51
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Well, Ty, you're new here.
00:28:59
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What had happened was... now
00:29:05
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Somebody's going to turn me in for that, and I'm going to get a knock on the door eventually,
Political Scandals and Perceptions of Guilt
00:29:10
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and the cops are going to want to check my trunk to...
00:29:18
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confirm that my mother is or is not dead in my trunk?
00:29:28
Speaker
Who says that? Are you serious? I'm 100% serious. I didn't know that. You have to have a thing that the funeral home gives What if there's no... What if there's no funeral home?
00:29:43
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You've got to get it from somewhere. You've got to go to whatever government organization. don't even... i I don't even know. Yeah, well. Screw it. but Sorry, Mom. I got dump you out in the yard.
00:29:58
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I don't know. I don't even know where she went when they donated her body. So, don't know where. There was no funeral home. She donated to science.
00:30:11
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Huh? Oh, I know. Yeah, they did. i just don't know where.
00:30:25
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Everybody knows tie. It's all good she
00:30:33
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My my mom's husband showed up fucking 17 years ago 18 years ago to go on a way party and had her in a brown bag and then we dumped her into Tupperware Letters has been ever since
00:30:56
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I don't know. Oh, well.
00:31:03
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I'll tell the cops they can have her. There should go be a tornado in their evidence ah room. I don't care.
00:31:10
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bet them bitches bring her back.
00:31:17
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yeah yeah Yes. I've been through a lot in the last 17 years. is Not a high priority.
00:31:35
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Sometimes I forget she's even there.
00:31:42
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I'm not, I don't i don't know. It makes for, I guess, a funny story, but I'm not um not super sentimental about that stuff. I don't know. like maybe i don't know Maybe that makes me a bad son. Maybe that makes me a terrible human being.
00:31:56
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I don't know.
00:32:07
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She's quiet like that.
00:32:11
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Yeah, let do that I don't know. I thought about like, I don't know. Throw it out in the ocean or um the beach or something. i don't know.
00:32:27
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She's probably like that. She'd probably dig that. A lot nicer than where she was.
00:32:46
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Anywho. Anywho. Before get in any more trouble. Wouldn't that be some shit? That's the one thing that that that hems me up and completely ruins my my criminal record is that I got my mom's ashes in my car.
00:33:07
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It'd be some bullshit.
00:33:14
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All the things I could be doing. This is what gets me.
Fast Food Debates and Preferences
00:33:23
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It is also a lot nicer than where she's it where she is currently. I don't know. Like I said, she seems to be happier out there. I've had her in the house a few times.
00:33:35
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I that, Jersey. Yeah, well, there's another chapter in the story about my mom. but
00:33:46
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See, I, I, I, you know, return this, if it keeps going in the way it's going, I mean, eventually somebody's going to want to make a movie out of you know, maybe I'll get lucky and, uh, land me like, uh, some, some big million, multimillion dollar deal, or they want to make a movie and a television show and all kinds of crazy shit about it, you know, uh, was talking to, uh,
00:34:11
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ah Kayla the other day it told her you know this a lot of these comedians it's funny it's that one thing it's that one thing we were talking about Burt Kreischer it's that one story that one thing it just skyrockets him and his one thing was the machine story with the Russian mafia and all that he's always been funny but that one story he just and it has stayed on that rocket ship ever since maybe this is my ah maybe this is my machine story although i'm not a comedian i could never get up on stage and tell jokes mean there's a lot of people out there that think that they can get on stage and tell jokes that shouldn't but i know better you've never seen my dumb ass up on the stage trying to tell jokes i'll do it here
00:35:08
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hashtag the machine hashtag mother ashes
00:35:14
Speaker
Sounds like something you would call somebody here. Listen here, Mother Ashes. Could be a horror movie. Could be ah could be a movie yeah ah movie in the Conjuring universe.
00:35:26
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It's a shame Ed and Lorraine are dead. Could be a horror movie. Scary movie.
00:35:37
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Oh, man. It's been a week. It has been a week.
00:35:48
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no Nice Squatch bucks monopoly money whatever same thing I hear the oh shit
00:36:04
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I Just want to say thank you for for those of you who were quick when I didn't even I didn't even need to ask that were quick to say that they would bail me out if I if I get hemmed up for carrying my mom's ashes around.
00:36:20
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However, I have learned in the last few years that I possess a great power and that I won't get away with it. I possess the power of white privilege. So, might not even be an issue at all.
00:36:38
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Just say it.
00:36:43
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Oh, shit.
00:36:47
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but Nice throwback, Chris.
00:36:54
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I would have you thrown out of court for contempt or something.
00:37:01
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Actually, no. I would have you hemmed up but right there beside me as my accomplice. I'd be like, it was his idea. He was actually the one that put him there. And they would believe me.
00:37:13
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And then we'd go to prison together, and you'd be my sweet little prison bitch. And you'd have to carry my pocket, hold my pocket while we walk around prison.
00:37:24
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I don't know.
00:37:30
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Her and Michael are apparently taking a hiatus. I don't know.
00:37:42
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They, what was it, Wednesday night was Michael's wife's sweat our wedding. Michael's wife's birthday. And Brittany's, I don't know if it's her oldest friend, as in they've been friends a long time, or the fact that she's like super old. I don't know how it works, but her oldest friend, who was her birthday, Wednesday, so they both took the night off.
00:38:07
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And I haven't heard much of it. I haven't heard much from from anybody outside of WALL-E this week.
00:38:17
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With great power comes great responsibility. You're not wrong, Chris Technician. Hashtag prison bitch. You're way too excited. to i was like Keep me warm at night in our prison. Orange long as they don't make me shave my beard in prison, you'll be fine.
00:38:40
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You'll be fine.
00:38:45
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Yeah, now I yeah don't know. I don't know what they're doing. I don't know what they're up to.
00:38:51
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Wally's... surprised Wally's not popped in.
00:39:00
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Point of charge. But...
00:39:09
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We shall see as the night progresses. What happens?
00:39:17
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I can't see. There it is.
00:39:20
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I can't see what I'm doing. I'm trying to work the TV and I don't. sorry. I'm an old man. i had to put my glasses on so I could see what I'm doing over here.
00:39:32
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He did what? Who did what? He did who did what?
00:39:40
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But
00:39:43
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now I'm excited to start working on a couple new, well, like I said, new old old new new old shows. Just got to find the right people to to fill those slots
00:40:01
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that are not easily offended. So I thought off that warning label. Yo, we're a different breed around these parts. So...
00:40:13
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Do not inquire if you're easily offended.
00:40:18
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No, was talking about up on the panel. Usually Wally will sneak in on the panel. Well, I don't really have sneak in. He usually it just comes barging in like he's a goddamn Kool-Aid man.
00:40:32
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What the heck is it?
00:40:37
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I don't know what that is.
00:40:45
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:51
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Is that a thing? Retro reinvented? What did it call it? I was going to call it a rewind, but that really doesn't make a whole lot of sense because if I was rewinding it, then I would have just brought the same group of morons back to do the shows.
00:41:05
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but but but That's not happening.
00:41:31
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There he is. Say his name and he appears.
00:41:39
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Modal, we don't have to share it this time. it can just be for, I told you, it could just be for private use. Thanks, buddy. I'll be five bucks. Five bucks? Okay.
00:41:50
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Your dinner will be 25 bucks. So now you me 20. Your rent like 300.
00:41:56
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your your rent is like three hundred
00:42:08
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No means yes and yes means anal. I learned that from some school out in California several years ago.
00:42:19
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I like it. I dig it. I'm going to steal it.
00:42:24
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Retro reinvented.
00:42:30
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Yeah, you will, Sarge, and you'll like it. You'll like it. that says That comes from the boss. Ah, we did brats. Brats.
00:42:43
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Brats, mac and cheese, and some veggies.
00:42:48
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Mac and Roni and cheese.
00:42:53
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I'm excited for tomorrow because I'm doing chili, and I'm going to do it in the crock pot, so I'm gonna get up in the morning. Before we do the football show and I got to do the burger and I got to put everything together and I'm just going to let it sit and cook in the crock pot all day long.
00:43:09
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Oh, man, it's going to be so It's going to be a perfect dinner for shitty weather. So I get excited for some things that I make for dinner.
00:43:20
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Chili's one of those things. Who am I going for tomorrow? Who am I going for tomorrow and what? dathussba You got to tune in tomorrow afternoon and find out, won't you?
00:43:34
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Unnecessary Roughness right here on the Nonsense School Network. Sundays, somewhere between 12 and 1230. I don't even know. i don't even think we know what time we're supposed to start to show at this point anymore. I think it's noon. But we typically, it's sometimes it's noon, sometimes it's 1230. But I think it's noon.
00:43:56
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I love doing chili in the crock pot. um And that Caleb's parents got me one for Christmas this year, and I was so fucking excited. ah So I'm looking forward to using it tomorrow and and doing chili. and just Plus it makes the house smell good all day long, man It's going to good.
00:44:20
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I love chili. I make some bomb-ass chili too. so Everything I make is bomb-ass. I'm a hell of a cook.
00:44:28
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What's got on? He got fucking
00:44:33
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goddamn what's-his-nuts from G.I. i Joe mask on.
00:44:38
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Deathstroke or whatever the hell his name was. Iron Man mask or some shit. Saturday Night Main Events on got wrestling on in the background. Yeah, Chris Technician, you're going have to tune in tomorrow to Unnecessary Roughness and find out where I'm where i'm leaning.
00:44:58
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Tomorrow. Wrestling tonight, motocross on 2TV and watching on my phone the show. Why don't you get on the show, dildo?
00:45:10
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Yes, it is. That's what makes it chilly.
00:45:15
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What?
00:45:18
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Set it and forget it, baby. You're damn right.
00:45:23
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That's... Ah, yes, I am a big, big fan of crockpot cooking. cooking
00:45:31
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The fuck do you put in chili? You guys are special needs in New Mexico. Like, I've heard some people say they don't like meat in their chili, but beans are the main ingredient in chili.
00:45:43
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If you don't have beans, then you don't have chili. And if you don't eat your meat, you don't get no pudding.
00:45:55
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Oh, you know, Shaman. You know what ends near, Shaman. Don't you act like you don't.
00:46:06
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You're just eating. All right, Chris, what do you put in your chili? Now I'm curious. What exactly is in your chili?
00:46:19
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Well, I'm curious to know what you guys call chili out in New Mexico. now Now my curiosity is getting the best of me here because I'm trying to figure it out in my head. And it's not happening because I'm like, all right, ingredients in chili are beans. And I use a lot of different kinds of beans, chili beans, kidney beans, black beans, red beans. Sometimes I get extra froggy and I use pinto beans. i don't know.
00:46:40
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Whatever I'm feeling. Biddy got your seasoning, whatever seasoning you're into. Sometimes I'm putting green peppers in it or some, you know, red pepper or orange peppers or red peppers, yellow peppers. you I don't ever put nothing spicy in it. it I don't like spicy shit anymore. I used to, but... Yeah, i don't think so either, buddy.
00:47:02
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um
00:47:06
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But beans are what makes chili chili.
00:47:14
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shut up Jedi
00:47:22
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but ground meat onions peppers yeah I don't I don't put any don't like onions how can you have chili without beans the great chili debate of 2026 is happening right here tonight apparently yeah tomato Oh, that's what I forgot.
00:47:44
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Shit, I may have to venture out tomorrow.
00:47:49
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A lot of the tomato stuff for the chili. I'll have to look in the cabinet and see what I have. We'll see how bad it is in the morning. Maybe I can get out quick before it gets shit-tastic.
00:48:06
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I'm going to Walmart. I'll be all right. Yeah. Huh?
00:48:14
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It goes in the snow. Not very well, but it goes. I learned to drive it in the snow. Yeah, yeah I definitely need tomatoes for chili. Yeah, I got to look in the cabinet and see what I have. I might have some stuff. What's going on, Jedi?
00:48:31
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What up, Wick? What up? Hands up. Don't shoot. yourre one hands up You know, I just try to make everybody feel safe when I come in. Have you not seen that that angelic face of yours?
00:48:44
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No, I have not. don't have any mirrors in my house. I believe it.
00:48:51
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This is some weird, like, Mormon-type Canadian shit you're into. We don't believe in mirrors. It'll steal our souls. Exactly. You get it. I understand. You're on the level.
00:49:05
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I'm catching what you're putting down, buddy. ah You're priming what I'm My mind is blown that there's people that out there that eat chili without beans in it. That's not chili.
00:49:21
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Put some pillows on your chair. We need to get on a booster seat.
00:49:26
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dan what jersey damn Everybody donate to the nonsensical nonsense cash app so we can buy our good friend lazy Jedi a booster seat. I need a booster seat, guys. It's imperative. can adjust his camera, but it'd be funnier if we got him a booster seat.
00:49:46
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There. There's a pillow right there. Are you saying that I have a giant head?
00:49:56
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okay here
00:50:00
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you do it the wall Everything about Jedi looks small compared to me. He's 4'2", and I'm 6'2". yeah That's on a tall day, too.
00:50:13
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That's on a tall day. Look at He's still alive. Chaka in the building. Here's where we can see him, Chaka. We need to all feel safe here. Is this Chaka, or did it run? No.
00:50:25
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but What's going on, fellas? How you doing, man? Good. Good. Just been working. That's all I fucking do is work.
00:50:38
Speaker
Yeah, you kind of just just fell off and just disappeared. Where'd you go? Well, I had to like I promoted, so I was like, oh, man, I got to work for a minute. And then now I'm good again. I'm back on days.
00:50:52
Speaker
I got promoted, but that shit sucked, so I demoted myself. yeah yeah I had to had to work ah nights for a long time and then finally I'm back on days. I'm like cool. who I can see the sun again. Well, congratulations on seeing the sun again.
00:51:09
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Welcome back to the day walking. Yeah, give the vampire lifestyle. And what's the first thing I do? start jumping on YouTube. i was like, hell I'm back, baby. I'm back, baby. I'm back, bitches. What's going on My how the landscape has changed on YouTube.
00:51:29
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mm-hmm i was over hanging out with uh lazy yesterday what's today saturday right yeah yeah yesterday booster seat fun click click think i won't order a booster seat on amazon and send it to
00:51:49
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like i won't fucking order a booster seat on amazon and sent it to je ah That is kind of funny. You are kind of low. I just realized that right now. He always is. I'm gonna adjust my camera back again, goddammit. I didn't want to give in to peer pressure, but then because I did. And then I un-gave in, and then I gave in again now.
00:52:09
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Is that better, Jenna? I lowered my chair. So now I'm... Look how little I am. Well, downfall is... You look like you're peeking up. My knees are in my chest now, so that's fun. Yeah.
00:52:23
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yeah
00:52:27
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oh i can slide into my i can slide into my desk look i'm gonna be over five minutes to cuddle up into your beard where my safe space is i'll have you a glass of warm milk and a coloring book so you're safe i appreciate that i appreciate that a lot poor little guy look what you guys are only click appreciates me i do Don't let anybody lie to you and tell them that I don't.
00:52:57
Speaker
I won't. I won't click. They're all liars. Speaking of that, everybody subscribe to the Glick and Lazy OnlyFans page. It's popping off. I mean, subscription prices are going to rise next week, so get in while you can.
00:53:12
Speaker
Somebody's got to pay for my new boot. Exactly. i mean, it's only the sixth one, but i mean... Say money can't buy happiness. You ever seen gli on a yacht? I'm pretty fucking happy.
00:53:23
Speaker
You know what? And we need to get you a seventh one, okay? That's the goal. Everybody
00:53:32
Speaker
subscribe. Tell your grandma. He's got a whole damn fleet, okay? I'm starting my own Navy. it's it's It's a glavy. A glavy.
00:53:43
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It's really the glavy. The glizzy glavy.
00:53:55
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this get out of control real quick but its yeah i like chaka it's his fault Everything was normal until he got here. I see Chaka still has the snacks in his hoodie pocket. Yes do Chaka started working at night so he he didn he'd stop waking up at 3 in the morning to see me naked in his kitchen eating peanut butter I always got snacks in my pocket.
00:54:23
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Yeah, that's what that's what the hoodie hole is for. It's the happy hole. That's where you keep the snacks. now Now it's just keto snacks, but they're still there. yes natural She's got some beef jerky in there.
00:54:34
Speaker
Hey, Bigfoots like big beef jerky. if if i if If I dig deep enough into my pockets, I'll find the jerky. Yeah. This is a family channel, Chaka. You call him that one. Let's be 30.
00:54:52
Speaker
Snap it to a Slim Jim. Don't ever accuse us of that kind of stuff. Family network. You just said glazy. glo What did you say? Glavey? Glavey?
00:55:06
Speaker
Glazy glavey. It's the Glick Navy. the glavey. In the glade. You can sail the seven seas in the glade. He's already got a theme song. Yes. Shout out to village people.
00:55:27
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need to get me a drink. i'd be right back. again some yeah You got to be drinking if you're going to hang out here ain that's a trick It's my show and I'm like, I can't deal with these fucking assholes.
00:55:38
Speaker
Now we're drinking some water this week. Yeah, got some water. yeah uh no i try to stay hydrated for the globy some high quality h2o quality h2o i was watching that earlier today i love that movie god that's such a good movie i haven't seen it for years
00:56:01
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i've seen it more times than i would like to admit to ah i mean I even got a Bobby Boucher jersey in the closet.
00:56:18
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I don't even think they got this match started. Stay thirsty, my friends. You're damn right, Chris Technician.
00:56:28
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What are you sipping on tonight, Chris Technician? Some Modellas?
00:56:33
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Since you like your chili with no beans, you like your beer with no alcohol, and you got some Heineken Zero, Budweiser Zero.
00:56:45
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Oh, man. It was like a throwback, nonsensical nonsense. It's been a hot minute since Chaka's been up on here. Yeah. I'm out of beer, man. I'm drinking Bud Light seltzers.
00:56:59
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new For the glee. Five o'clock in the evening, know that you can't go buy more beer. No, but I don't want go to go nowhere. So I'm to drink everything that's in the garage fridge. So this a garage beer.
00:57:10
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especially My wife but put all all her stuff in there. I'm drinking her. I'm drinking your shit now, girl. I'm going to white girl wasted. Yeah.
00:57:24
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You had white claws in there. I drink those too. You know, some of that stuff is not bad. I mean, it tastes good. I don't want to be seen drinking it. I know. i sort a Can you... can you but Yeah, i got you blurted out. I blurted out your can and changed your voice and everything already. I put i put Jedi's head on your face.
00:57:43
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didn Look at Jedi drinking white claws. No, they do taste good. I'll give them that. I mean, some of those white claws are pretty good.
00:57:56
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They're just has too sweet for me. My wife bought a 30 pack of these one night. Oh, shit. Yeah, because they they're at the they're at like a Dollar General down the street, and was like 20 bucks. They came home all happy. All these Bud Light Seltzers I got, and I got hammered off these things. You drink enough of them, they do their job.
00:58:15
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Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, they're not. I mean, I don't know what their alcohol content is, but some of them are. It's like 5%. 5%, 6%, something like that. Yeah, these are 5%. I mean, it's basically the same as drinking a beer.
00:58:29
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And I was drinking a little aggressive because was like, ah they're not going to get me drunk. And then six in, I was like, do some do so yeah they're doing something. Yeah, they're doing something. Yeah, they'll get you where you need to go. I mean, like I said, there's black, what is Black cherry, blackberry. What are we talking about?
00:58:52
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White Claws and Bud Light Claws. Oh, the the Blackberry ones are the good ones. Those are really good. I polished off the Black Cherry. I think it's Black Cherry. This is Black Cherry. Black Cherry is the good ones. I pulled back one night, and I didn't even mean to. I was just like, these are so good.
00:59:07
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Then I had really bad heart. And that was worse than... They'll get you. They sneak up on you. That was worse than anything else. but I don't get drunk from him. I can sometimes get a buzz if I pound him.
00:59:19
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I want to get my nails done now. yeah get I want to clean up a little. There's nothing wrong with wanting to feel pretty, Chaka. We all want to feel pretty. God damn it. I want to fucking feel pretty. I want to spa day. I want to spa day.
00:59:37
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Sometimes guys just want to feel pretty too and that's okay. That doesn't make us any less manly. Yeah Guys just wanna have fun. I'm sweet and sweettened tea
00:59:51
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tea Yes, unsweetened tea who drinks unsweetened tea Now I can drink unsweetened green tea. i don't really like unsweetened black tea i mean i I've drank I've drank like and I guess like the Arnold Palmers that are quote-unquote unsweetened, but you still got that nice lemonade taste to it.
01:00:15
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I remember when I first moved to Charleston, one of the first times we went out to eat, I i ordered tea, and the waitress, she said, now, just so you know, that's a sweet tea. And I said, yeah, is there any other way to drink it?
01:00:30
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so that You knew that because I could tell you're not from around here. And some people are so like you have type two diabetes. I'm like, no, that's that's all I drink is sweet tea.
01:00:47
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Sorry, I don't believe in having it any other way. Ice cold and sweet. he Sweeter, the better. Just like your women. Ice cold and sweet. yeah Wait, are they dead?
01:01:03
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Canabras are people too. Canabra lives matter, is that what I'm saying? Canabra lives matter. That's a new hashtag I'm going to invent.
01:01:16
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Hashtag CLM.
01:01:22
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's not the first time we've talked about necrophilia on in this show, but it is. my fault And it won't be the last. I promise you this. but won be But it is the earliest we've talked about necrophilia on this show. Yeah, we'll wait until hour two at least. but and We're overachieving tonight.
01:01:39
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We wait until all the kids are gathered around, you know, since it's a family show. Gather around everybody. Let's talk about necrophilia.
01:01:50
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je I have too much fun. i have so glad I can stream this to my channel. It's been so long. yeah You can stream it to your channel. You can stream it wherever you want to stream it. You mind? going to and stream don't care. See, I would stream it to my channel, but this where I come to make a fool of myself, so I don't need... Yes, because you guys are professionals over there.
01:02:08
Speaker
We're very professional. how sweet you You never watch our show. You don't know we're professionals or not. I watch your show. I just... Bullshit. Maybe you check the comments, you would know that I was there. Oh, yeah, I should do that once in a while, huh? Yeah. I'm like, hey, Jay, bye, Sheldon.
01:02:27
Speaker
Four hours later, guess they don't care about me anymore. Guess I won't. Guess I'll just see myself out the door. you know got that thing Good things happen to those that wait. Okay, Glick? You got to wait for us to get to your comment four hours later. Jedi's like, you never come on my show. well Last time I was on his show, he left me backstage for an hour. That's some bullshit. Streamyard lets you know when people are backstage nowadays.
01:02:53
Speaker
They have since the beginning of streaming. You got no excuses now. You can pretend like we left you backstage. I sat back there for 45 minutes going, wonder what he's doing. go This is all lies. This is all lies and propaganda. i was I was beckoned to come be here and stop what I was doing, and now I'm here, and I'm just left.
01:03:19
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I was doing I was in the back. I was in the background one time for ladies. I didn't have a whole i wasn't I didn't have a whole lot of time. Yeah, I was back there for like fun I had to leave. I was just I was just a while ago.
01:03:32
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I feel very ganged up on right now. I mean, I'm just saying i'm made goodbye. You ignore your back You ignore your comments. he'll be back he's fine no i guard my back door okay that back door is not guarded trust me people like you out of my back door i just want to come in your back door jedi exactly and i don't allow it i got a seventh boat to buy let's see if that worked Only OnlyFans. Can you see this? kind of
01:04:07
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Streaming this to the feds for an ongoing investigation. Is it because Jedi CRMK? I understand. no it's It's because the government is trying to cover up any existence of Sasquatches.
01:04:20
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I mean, keep telling people I'm right here. I know, but you're not supposed to be. and they They told us you were fake, but you're right here. the greatest The greatest trick the Sasquatch ever pulled was being right in front of your face and still making you believe that he didn't exist.
01:04:37
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And eating beef jerky on camera. out of Chaka's snack pocket. okay but Got some beef jerky in that bucket?
01:04:48
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Smells like you got some beef jerky in that bucket. He's just happy to see you, bro. I already ate the jerky. Oh, no. But look, I do have this carne asada jerky just hanging around.
01:04:59
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see but it See? Okay, Chaka, you got to put it in your pocket. Okay, put it in the pocket. Put it in the pocket. In the pocket. if
01:05:12
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what in the chat Where were we being ignored by lazy? This is not my channel. I'm not I'm not responsible for the chat over here. So I like you know, you're better uh, can you guys see you? it's Oh, my seat right there. That's that's my whoa Right, I was just gonna ask you is that wifey chocolate? Oh Mm hmm.
01:05:37
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That's the wifey. That's that. That's my little thing right there. What's going on?
01:05:46
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Ooh, five memberships. Rumor has it lazy lost his hair by messing with Sasquatch. That's true. It's not a rumor. I was going to say I can neither confirm nor deny that. You know what? People get in trouble for the cover-up, not the facts. See, if Bill Clinton would have like, yeah, she blew me, nobody would have cared.
01:06:06
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if Nixon would have been like, yeah, they broke in, i don't know what the fuck they were doing, nobody would have cared. It's the cover-up that gets you, not the truth. you know what? You got a good point there.
01:06:16
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That's a solid point. A hundred percent. The truth. to them I'm making a joke, but it's actually the truth. It's like, yeah, I, yeah, I chopped up 37 people and spread their body. Well, that's different. if I mean, I'm just saying, I'm using your logic here. I mean, if Jeffrey Dahmer was just like, yeah, I killed them guys. And no no, no, no, no. I'm talking about people that didn't do anything. That's actually that bad.
01:06:45
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Or like lake Nixon wasn't part of the break-in. he just so what about the whole different situation? if dad would doubt about it He found out about it and he tried to cover it up because it made him look bad. because And Clinton did get a blowjob, but that's not a against the law. You can get a blowjob.
01:07:01
Speaker
Okay, that's fine. What about Diddy? What if Diddy just came out and he was like, yeah. We did all that shit. then like there's not There's nothing there. Again, if you didn't do it, but you're trying to cover it up because it makes you look bad. you If you actually did it, then yeah, you're fucked. That's different.
01:07:17
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If you didn't do it, why would try to cover it up? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't do it. Yeah, just say didn't do it. Yeah, is that what you're saying? No, no, I'm saying like... Okay, this is more of a political... Punching holes all in your theory here. We're punching holes in it. No, no, no, no. Nixon didn't nixon didn't orchestrate the break-in for the Watergate thing. he didn't but He found out about it, and it made him look bad, so he covered it up. He's like, ah that that's part of his people did it. or And Clinton did get a blowjob, but that's not against the law, but it looks bad. oh were you there We don't know if he did or not.
01:07:52
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I mean, we have no definitive proof that he did or did not. Well, actually, there's a lot of people that studied this in depth. lot of people are like, no, he didn't do it but he fucking covered it up, and he got busted covering it up.
01:08:07
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by same cover The cover up for things that are not super illegal, things that are illegal that just look bad, is worse than than just looking to be like, yeah.
01:08:18
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If it's illegal, don't admit to it. If it's not illegal, it. you actually did it, then yeah, cover it up all the way along. If you did something illegal, cover it up. If the perception is that you did it when you didn't do it, don't try to cover it up. Be like, yep, I didn't have any part in it.
01:08:36
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Yeah, as long as it's not illegal activity. Just keep your hands where people can see them. That's all I'm saying. Thanks. I was hanging in there. i was trying to catch catch catch everything you were saying. know with political You lost me a little bit. With a lot of political scandals, a lot of it is just things that are going to look bad on the politicians, so they try to cover it up, even though they didn't have any.
01:08:59
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Their fingerprints aren't necessarily dirty, but it will look bad on them, so they try to cover it up. And we're right there with you Kato. Right there with you on that snowfall.
01:09:11
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I'm just saying man, like I said, you know, sometimes you just kind of like, yo, why yeah, no. yeah got that It's okay to cover it. What up F Joe? That's Kato.
01:09:23
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Oh, it is? Yeah. I think, pretty sure. if I remember right from last night. i don't know Link is pinned at the top of the chat for anybody who would like to join the join the panel. It is Saturday night. The door is wide open.
01:09:40
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As I said at the start of the show, I'm currently going through the feeling out process of a potential new co-host. And what a great way to just throw them right into the ah right into the mix. Hey, it's Saturday night.
01:09:52
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Co-host the shit out of this bitch. this It's not this show. This is my show. I don't need it. You guys, the panel, are my co-hosts. Everybody who comes up. You guys are all co-hosts if you come up on the panel. Jocko, we have the right to vote click off the island.
01:10:06
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You can't vote me off the island. I am the island. So we're not really co-hosts then. You can't vote out the glavy. Yeah. We need i not saying I would ever vote him out. I'm just saying if we're really good. I'll choose to do that. I think you invented a a new dirty word. Glady.
01:10:27
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Glady. I'm going to go. agree I'm You with some ley oh so it's f joe i didn't i didn't know that
01:10:44
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oh shit yeah is it fucking up out there too i know i was making fun of jedi so i lowered my chair you you dick okay now we need to vote him out we're voting out the lady i just walked back in he was like you're short
01:11:04
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yeah you can try to vote me out my i can't i'm i i am the island i'm god here you know i can't stay mad to you i i vote you back in okay i'm glad we're not fighting anymore I know. it was I mean, it was going to be hot later, but whatever.
01:11:21
Speaker
I'll still be angry at you later. Makeup. You know what? Makeup Glavy on the Glicks and Lazy Home. It's going to be a banger. Angry Makeup Glavy on the Lazy Glicks.
01:11:38
Speaker
Papa needs a new boat, baby. Oh, yeah. We're going for number seven. and Regular steak with Chipotle tonight. And a regular steak.
01:11:50
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I dropped my son off the in and out and he works there and i got me a three by three protein style burger. I love a number. dude i've never guys said you guys have in and out where you guys are?
01:12:01
Speaker
No, we allt we don't. This thing. ah thing i'm in the middle you really don't you son of a bitch do you know how i get fucking i fall down youtube wormholes where i'm watching shorts of people eating like fast food and shit and like the the ones that they do with that is i'm like fuck i wish that was around here especially if i had a gummy holy shit yeah i like the je it is weird i'm not gonna do it now and i i have to eat it before i get home and i only live like five minutes away so why you have to do traffic oh yeah huh
01:12:33
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you're on a diet oh yeah yeah eat the protein style but that's the only thing i ate all day inhaled that bad boy all that meat yeah is it that and i know that it's out there and you grew up with it i mean is it as good as ah non-biased opinion if you can be non-biased is it as good as everybody makes it out to me Hey, it's my son's been working there for, I don't know, um longer than a year. this i Yes, I think it's good. He's been working there longer than a year.
01:13:08
Speaker
He still eats it and I still eat in and out. I never get tired of it. It's the one place that I'm like, fuck, I can literally eat this all the fucking time and not get tired of it. I get tired of McDonald's sometimes or Jack in the Box, all the other places. But in and out, I really like it.
01:13:23
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See, the closest comparison I have in my area is Five Guys. I love that. Five Guys too whos it working out that guy is expensive, though. It is super expensive. It's like gourmet fucking prices for fast food. I mean, yeah it's good, though. way better than like McDonald's or a lot of other fast food places. Rally's is good, too. with the smash but I think Rally's has the Smash Burgers and stuff, but I just prefer In-N-Out. I just don't get tired of it.
01:13:48
Speaker
Rally's is not good. And checkers is the same thing as Rally's. I mean, don't get me wrong. Their burgers are, you get me just a classic cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato and stuff on it. At Rally's, it's good. But when they do all the other extra bullshit, it's unnecessary.
01:14:01
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I like the desserts they have there. I know they got, they got, they, it's been a while since I've been there, but they used to have like Sundays and shit there. Yeah. they They got some decent desserts. Well, it's like, you know, we here here in Ohio, we have, and we all grew up on it, especially if you're down in Southern Ohio. Sarge, I know you know what I'm talking about because you were down in Cincy. Skyline.
01:14:22
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And I love Skyline Chili. I've never even heard of that. um They put chili on spaghetti and they do like these little. What? Yeah, it's their thing.
01:14:34
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I mean, that sounds like a drunk person restaurant. I'd be able to put some chili on this spaghetti. Let's go. Little ah hot dogs. And the buns are steamed, and then they do mustard and chili and cheese. And the only thing bad about Skyline is their fries because they have these whack-ass shoestring fries. They're too thin.
01:14:55
Speaker
i don't like that that's how in and out in and out their fries suck i don't like the fries you know what i also don't like burgers i like i don't like angel hair pasta i think it's fucking what what is this if i'm eating pasta spaghetti i don't like that whatever it's got to be the french fettuccine it was it's got to be
01:15:15
Speaker
You know, I will, you know, i was very ah but give me some devil pubes. I'm fine with that. The noodles got to be adequate. Okay. Yeah. That's the fries. See the fry. I'm sorry, but fries can make or break a plate in my opinion.
01:15:32
Speaker
And, and, and, and McDonald's has the market on fries. don't know what they do much like their Coke. They got the best fries on the planet and they got the best Coke on the planet. The weird thing about McDonald's fries though, the minute they're not fucking warm, they're terrible.
01:15:45
Speaker
like get it get them warm and they're amazing yeah you're right they got they fucking cornered the market on that ship but the minute they get cold they are fucking ass that's kind of weird i don't know how that works Well, Jedi, and I'm a fat guy and I've been a fat guy most of my life. So trust me, my fries don't have a chance to get cold.
01:16:03
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yeah look Chris said in and out or jack in the box. I would go in and out still. i Jack in the box is my if I'm if I'm drunk, jack the box is a shit.
01:16:16
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But on a regular day ah picking on burger wise, I'm go to go in and out. Yeah, Skyline. Yeah, that I've never had either or I've never had Jack in the Box or in and out. You've never had Jack the Box?
01:16:30
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No, I've only had it once. and i don't remember where I was, but I was not my I don't have any Jack in the Box anywhere. We don't have them. me we don't We don't have them out here. Yeah, they're not. They're not like everywhere like McDonald's. They're they're regional. I didn't know that. thought I thought it was like a chain everywhere.
01:16:45
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Mm hmm. Same with In-N-Out. There's a lot of these places that are like really fucking good and pumped up, but they're not everywhere. It's like everybody wants to talk about boosies. And I'm just like, really? You guys going to go pay overpriced for some brisket at a gas station?
01:17:05
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Oh, I've never been there either. Yeah. I mean, i say that, and then I then i swear by Sheetz. i don't know I don't know if Modog has Sheetz down where he is in Jersey. You might have Sheetz where you are.
01:17:19
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Sheetz is a gas station. Or Wawa down in Florida. ah What's up, Wawa? I'm talking to you right now. no Drunk Fat Glick. Big fan. Big fan. So so what is Wawa?
01:17:32
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Florida has Wawa. I think New York and Jersey has Wawa as well. i got some They got some delicious chicken sandwiches. Oh, really? But Sheetz is like a good chicken sandwich. You can go in there and you can get burgers, pizza, tacos, breakfast, milkshakes, coffee, fries, burritos, like everything, dude. It's insane. It's great, fresh, and made to order. And it's fucking delicious.
01:17:58
Speaker
Yeah, and it's not your waist and it's not stupid expensive and that's where that's where boosies lose me and Yeah, I intentionally disrespect their name because have I ever been to there? No, I haven't but I don't need to she much you've not been there You can't talk shit if you ain't been there I can talk all shit. I want I'm click I and I have the can i leave me behind yeah I can say whatever I want You shouldn't though if you've yeah, I've been I've been i've been wanting to check out a Bucky's zone
01:18:29
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Yes. T-shirt from there. yeah that's the Yeah, it's not real chili. It's like cinnamon-flavored meat sauce. But, yeah, you can't go wrong with a skyline.
01:18:41
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But I can see somebody not being from Ohio going, oh, skyline, that's fucking disgusting. And I was like, okay, that's fine. But that's, know, we got a restaurant here home, and it was only in central Ohio to my knowledge. It's called TJ's, and it used to be open 24-7, and they got this meal there called a Barnyard Buster.
01:19:00
Speaker
And it's not served on a plate. It's served on a fucking platter. and you got it's ah It's just in a trough and you don't even get silver. It's biscuits and then you got eggs and shredded hash browns and then it's just smothered in biscuits and gravy.
01:19:21
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you just made me lack You just made me lactate. That sounds amazing. It used to be open 24-7, and that was our – I mean, I grew up eating TJ's. I love it. And we'd be there at 3 o'clock in the morning after partying or being at the bar, and it was just like, boom, instantly sobered up. If I'm hungover feeling like ass, you order the BYB. But I told it to other people, like, yeah, that just sounds terrible. i'm like, yeah, you ain't never had it. No, that sounds amazing.
01:19:48
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You just don't know. But it's not everywhere. This is literally just here in central Ohio. There's this cool little gas station. I forget the name of it. next get Something next. But I stop there and I get biscuits and gravy before I come home sometimes because they got this biscuits and gravy plate that's called the cardiac. From a gas station? That that reminds me of like getting sushi from gas station. It's amazing. No, it's not even like that. It's like a restaurant inside a gas station.
01:20:13
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that these little Mexican ladies are just cooking their ass off. and its It's called it's called the ah the cardiac, man. It's got biscuits and gravy. ah You can get it with chili verde on it.
01:20:24
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Fucking hash browns. Shut it's shuted I'm getting so hungry. You guys are killing me here. want some breakfast food now. but there are those ladies that just sit there fire with the brisket full force. Chopping shit, throwing shit, frying shit, whatever they need to do.
01:20:44
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They get it done.
01:20:48
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Man, something about breakfast food, man. It hits the spot when you're like Oh, dude. For real. Breakfast food is the number one thing I crave when I'm hungover.
01:21:00
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I don't get hungover very often because I'm a raging alcoholic. But when I do, want breakfast food. the Jack in the Box has ah it's after It's late night, so it's after 8, I think.
01:21:13
Speaker
They sell... It's called the Munchie Meal. It probably has a different name now, but it's literally, it's like everything that's left over. you get it like a burger. It's different. There's burger.
01:21:24
Speaker
There's nuggets in the burger, fries everywhere, a couple tacos, and they put it in a box. It's amazing. Oh, my God. I'm their clientele. That would be me. I'd be like, yep, give me one of that. Give me munchie meal. don't even care what's in there. I like surprises.
01:21:39
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ah Let me have it. I'm here for it. I'm here for all the surprises. well I don't care what McDonald's does to their fries, Kato and Mo Dog. I don't give a fuck if they're wearing hazmat suits. Keep doing what you're doing because your fries are fucking amazing.
01:21:57
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Maybe that's why it's so bad when they go cold. all all that All that bullshit, yeah all the chemicals and toxicness and all that stuff, if it fucks them up.
01:22:08
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Yeah, and and the thing is, too, you can't even reheat them. They don't get good reheated either. like they like Once they're fucking fresh, they're great. Once they cool down, they're done.
01:22:25
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you could you You could... I don't know, man. It's like... and and again Okay, well, here's another one. You guys probably don't have Raising Cane's. Raising Cane's. yes no we do you we got we got raise in cannees Have you had it yet?
01:22:40
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My my so son eats it all the time. It's his favorite spot. Yeah, it's Never had it in Cane's. And that Cane's sauce? I've seen a million videos about it. The Cane's sauce, they they they actually sell that. I've had that. That's really good. He gets the same meal every time. What's the big meal they have?
01:22:56
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The Cane. Yeah. He gets the Caniac. That's what he orders all the time. Chicken strips, fries, coleslaw, Texas toast. yeah That damn is his favorite. See, all the videos I watch of fucking Raising Cane is like, these fucking chicken tenders, because that's like all they do is chicken tenders or whatever.
01:23:14
Speaker
Yeah, that's all they do. Yeah, but they're like, these are ass, but the sauce is amazing, so it's like... Now, I've got to be honest. okay Raising Cane's, when it came here, it was it was super popular, and my kid still loves it. But i I think all the chicken spots, we have a bunch of them now, and they all are pretty much the same to me.
01:23:34
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like Nothing stands out. Yeah, that was a thing. When I lived down in South Carolina, they had and that was my first experience with Chick-fil-A. And I'm sorry.
01:23:45
Speaker
If y'all like Chick-fil-A, um I've never had it. I don't have a Chick-fil-A. They seem like they're all the same to me. They they they make the precious with saddest most depressing chicken sandwich on the planet. It's a chicken patty with soggy buns and one pickle on it. It's just sad and it's just depressing and and and it's not good.
01:24:05
Speaker
We had that and then of course there's Popeyes down there and there's ah churches and there's Bojangles which Bojangles is decent chicken. I've heard that's really good.
01:24:16
Speaker
but their biscuits will fucking cho you to death they're dry the and fucking life Do you remember few years ago when they had the chicken sandwich race where everybody was like like like um fucking Chick-fil-A was selling out theirs and like you couldn't get it? like they That was like a big thing. Popeye's chicken sandwich? Yeah, you're right. No, it was Popeye's. They came out with a chicken sandwich and it fucking sold out everywhere because everybody wanted it.
01:24:43
Speaker
jesus That's my whore mouth. You shut your whore mouth, Ortiz. How dare you, sir? that's my that's my little brother dare you little little big little big brother that's what my older sister says about me i'm her i'm her uh baby big brother but not big like this big like he's he's swole but i haven't i haven't had a a chicken sandwich that have you guys had a chicken sandwich where you're like god damn this is the best chicken sandwich i've ever had no i have not i've i've never said that don't even have any chicken sandwich places in my area i'm not talking look the only thing i want to talk shit about popeyes is two things a they're always in the hood and b
01:25:34
Speaker
It's the most dirtiest, disgusting restaurant I've ever seen in my life. I've never eaten their food. I'll be 100% honest with you. I've never eaten Popeyes. I can't bring myself to do it, A, because I don't go to those neighborhoods, and B, I see how disgusting it is. Oh, Glick coming up here with his white privilege. What the fuck? Ortiz, he brought up something. Have you heard of the McGangbang?
01:25:57
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I'm sorry. Oh, is that is that the ah that's like on the secret menu, I think? that I don't think it's a real thing, but it's you thing it's like a Big Mac with with the burger, the chicken, and the fish.
01:26:09
Speaker
you Something like that, yeah. That's McGaugh thing. Yeah, that sounds familiar. I've never had it. i never I've never built that thing. Sounds good. Sounds good. It's pretty good chicken. Their fries are meh.
01:26:23
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um But they got great tea. They do have some good tea at Bojang's. Now, here's the thing about us. We were talking about raising canes. I swear to Christ, you chop a baby's foot off and give me and a jar of cane sauce. I'm going to eat that baby's foot.
01:26:37
Speaker
The In-N-L has a good – a bunch of these places have good sauces. that's I guess that's what separates – Oh, shit. We got Mandy in the building. Let's go. Mandy, what's up? Mandy, get up here. Mandy, just see your beautiful face. Some people call it – The burger, the the chicken, and and the fish. The
01:27:01
Speaker
yeah i I don't like how like loan don't like fish, and I'm sure as fuck not eaten. It's only like 5% fish, bro. It's like the scale. That's what they use for the burn. I don't like the flakiness of fish. dude You know what I really love is the McRib. It's fucking just the weirdest meat ever. There is nothing rib about that. Nothing about it, but I still like it.
01:27:26
Speaker
That is some kind of weird scientific experiment. that's like It's created from voodoo magic. That's the only reason that thing exists. and It's seasonal because of that. yeah i don't i don't I don't like to make rib either. I'm not a fan. I am not a fan. Just because you have you have a mystery It's so rubbery and weird. Something about it just makes me happy. You just look around it in some weird-ass barbecue sauce.
01:27:51
Speaker
couple i have not had a make rib what is the mc rib i guarantee I bet you it's not even fucking rib meat. I don't know. I don't think it's meat at all. I think it's just try to they try to shape it like a small rack of ribs. with a Bald tires that people have you seen the videos of what the have you seen the videos of what the chicken nuggets are? It looks like ah looks like ah like a pink Oh, yes. I've watched those videos. It's so gross looking. And then I eat them. I'm like, yeah, it's worth it. Graham's Flan Burger at Wendy's. I think so. it's mix so So the McRib is made primarily from boneless pork shoulder. It's a restructured pork product.
01:28:29
Speaker
I don't even think it's that. I think it's straight tire. They just shave up part of a tire. We're listening to what the McRib is made out of, but how many of us like hot dogs? How many of us are going to eat hot dogs? I eat hot dogs, ma'am. eat all that shit. Yes, me too, bro. Literally, if you're eating some these things, you've already given up on life, so who gives a fuck? Do you know what hot dogs are made out of?
01:28:54
Speaker
Assholes and lips and whatever else they find around the slaughterhouse. e and they really to pigs za elll I'll eat a pig's ass if you cook it right exactly I'm on board with that oh stop it Chris stop it Chris stop hating on the canes Chris you ever get the all beef hot dogs they're they're slightly better but they're still like I don't think it's all beef be lips and assholes I'm pretty sure it's the same thing they just rebranded it they use different words on the packaging that's all it is
01:29:28
Speaker
Yeah, it's still lives an asshole. Yeah. Yeah, eat bologna too. That's another thing. Yeah. Bologna is one thing I don't like. I don't like bologna. Bologna is basically a flat hot dog. That's all it is. Yeah, that's all it is. I don't.
01:29:43
Speaker
It's not. but I would say it to me. Also, stop with it. You're probably not wrong, but I still like bologna. Bologna freaks me out of it. I agree. You make ribbons like the last kid pick to play dodgeball. Yeah.
01:29:58
Speaker
Okay, I'll take the McRib, goddammit. so Okay, Modog, I told you that in confidence. Goddammit. Don't tell him anything you don't want everybody to know. Why don't you come up here and join in the conversation, you fat bastard? Are you back you're not here?
01:30:12
Speaker
Who are you talking to? Talking to Modog. he said you son's bitch. I'm just talking to him. I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him, I'm sorry. fat bastard. I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. You talk about fucking food for a goddamn hour now.
01:30:24
Speaker
Y'all bored with life?
01:30:28
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Bologna is a hot dog. pick You're right Mandy Mandy get up here. We need you we need you in our lives agree The McRig is soylent green I Eat hot dogs. Yeah, you do Chris technician. We know who Chris technician loves a good wiener in his mouth.
01:30:46
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Yeah He can get it all the way down his gullet without chewing You do you boo you do you bo
01:30:58
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McWiener. McWiener. How'd you know that's what Jedi calls my Wiener? A
01:31:12
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Damn, Jedi. Is that true?
01:31:16
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I mean, you know what? Like I said, don't tell MoDog anything you don't want everybody else to know. Hey, don't cover it up. there won't be she had recover death need the See I didn't deny it is see that that would be a scandal If I denied it that would be a scandal I just you know what I use whatever he said as a straw there's i don' think like is I don't think McDonald's has ever claimed that their patties are actually beef I Just burgers
01:31:47
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Yeah, possible the to Taco Bell. The Taco Bell regular taco bean is not me. <unk>ly taco about I don't give a fuck what anybody says about anything. Taco Bell is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Taco Bell.
01:32:01
Speaker
i wish you like that bell will be aco bell Yeah, I don't like everything in Taco Bell. I'll go and I'll get like the, don't know what it's called, but it's like a quesadilla with a hard, with a tostada on the inside, with a crunchy tostada on the inside. I like the crunch wraps or whatever the fuck they're called. That's what it is. I think it's called a crunch wrap.
01:32:19
Speaker
Hell yeah. Dude, I'm on board with that. That's the only thing I ever order from there. I only eat it like twice a year, but it's still fucking amazing every time I get it. i have no complaints. I don't care what they're putting in there. I'm going to eat it.
01:32:33
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think I think you're going to have bunch of roaches. well yeah I don't care. I'll eat it. It's delicious. good version If you put enough sauce on there, it's fine. In some countries, in some inner cities, roaches are a delicacy.
01:32:45
Speaker
I don't think that's true, but i I'm going to still eat it. I 100% think that's true. You can go to some farmer's markets and buy chocolate-covered insects. i'veve a I've had the crickets. I've had chocolate-covered crickets before. Yeah, I've had crickets before.
01:33:02
Speaker
i've i mean At the beach near us, they have crickets inside like lollipops and ants, I think. yeah i remember god when when I was a kid, one of my family members, members they went to a extend family they went to Mexico and they brought back um lollipops with with scorpions in the lollipop. I'm like, what the fuck?
01:33:23
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That's so weird. want to say I've seen that before, too. Slimy yet satisfying. I learned that from the Lion King. yeah Yes.
Pizza and Authentic Food Experiences
01:33:32
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Kuna Matata, motherfucker. Who has the best pizza in our area? What is that, baby? Romeo's?
01:33:38
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but i mean One night, everybody knows the rules. What's the rules? That's Dave Portney. He does his pizza reviews. One bite. Everybody knows the rules. And he takes like 15 bites.
01:33:52
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Yeah. oh Oh. He can't count well, but he he knows pizza. Go to India. 65% of their diet every day is fucking bugs.
01:34:03
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Gross. I was going say, Chris Technician asked, pets best pizza. I'm a big fan. I mean, there are certain chains that I like. I like Papa John's. I like pizza slut. But I mean, as far as pizza joints, I'll go to any town, any city, and and I'm looking. i want to know the best mom and pop place in the area.
01:34:21
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yeah Those are always the best for sure. my my family used to show up my my uncle used to own a pizza place here for years it wasn't just a pizza place it was an italian restaurant but i think he made the best pizza it was so good but they they lost their business but but it was why more places do stuffed crust pizza i think that's the fucking best i love stuff grass pi When Pizza Hut came out with that, that was a game changer, bro.
01:34:49
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Have you guys ever had the Chicago style? Like a legit Chicago style pizza? The pie? The pie, yeah. I don't like that. That's like putting your underwear outside your pants. I don't like it. And all the toppings and everything are inside? It's in the middle, yeah. Yeah. That's weird to me.
01:35:07
Speaker
I had that in Chicago. like it was It was good. That's like a buddy of mine. He wears his clothes. i your I don't get it. Mandy, let's fucking go. hey said i ah buddy of mine when I was younger, before kids and everything like that, we used to get these wild birds up our asses and we'd be like, like one time we went to Philly just to get a Philly cheesesteak.
01:35:31
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And we got we got up one Friday and it was like, hey, yeah after work, let's go to Chicago for the weekend. in Alabama beat Bobby about one point in a selfish battle.
01:35:44
Speaker
ignore the hubby y'all i was like what the fuck but yeah we drove we drove up to chicago just to get pizza man we got a place uh just down the road actually like three minutes from where i work at i told kayla i said get pizza from there so you can try it but they do the traditional chicago pie and it's good it's really good yeah when you when you got your cheesesteak do they put like Like nacho cheese or Cheez Whiz? Yeah, I heard Cheez Whiz. Is that like Cheez Whiz? Is it the traditional? The traditional? The traditional? Cheese Whiz. Yeah, they used to. I heard that. I don't put it in mine, but heard was Cheez Whiz.
01:36:24
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Mm-hmm. That's a fact.
01:36:30
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God. Yes. Yes. Yes, Chris. Yes, Chris. 100%. I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but if I am, pinkies up, motherfuckers. Pizza is like sex, even when it sucks. It's still kind of good.
01:36:42
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i Yeah. Chris, you nailed it. I'll give you a golden star there, Chris. How many rescue me from this conversation?
01:36:56
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No, Mandy, you don't need to be rescued. but im one And also, you go to to get a real cheesesteak, you have to see through the bag. ah they what You have to see through the bag because it's so greasy.
01:37:11
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Oh, yeah, okay. Now I'm picking up what you're putting down now. Okay. Yeah. not Okay. So see that. Yeah. And she knows he knows is where we had Gino's is where we went. We went to Gino's down there.
01:37:27
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So good. so so So, you know, there's not much in Philly to be like, hey, yay, I'm in Philly. Actually, there's absolutely no reason to be excited for being in Philly outside of, you know, Zerpats. And outside of that, you get your sandwich and get the fuck out of town because, wow, sorry, Jersey, but you know how I feel about Philly.
01:37:47
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I've never been in Philly. I've never been in Philly. Cheese steaks and Rocky Balboa, and that's it.
01:37:56
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rocky me bro Rocky 4 when you beat the shit out of that Russian, that was pretty cool. Yeah. If you get lucky, you might go there and find Rocky eating a chili cheese stick.
01:38:08
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Oh, shit. Oh, goddammit. I gotta leave. Bye, everybody. It's okay, Jenna. You're protecting me. I won't beat you tonight.
01:38:19
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I got you. i was fixing to say, you gotta bring your ass back, Jenna. I came up.
01:38:26
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Oh, man, you know I couldn't leave with you here. Come on now. delicious I was going to say, you're just go to leave your wife here alone with the three of us? Absolutely not.
01:38:38
Speaker
Oh, please. Y'all couldn't handle me one-on-one, much less three-on-one. Whoa. That's all right, man. He's my girl.
01:38:51
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I don't that. Bonnie Blue's been teaching me, so I can do it. oh oh yeah Is it just me or something?
01:39:04
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If people can actually learn from porn, I know a lot of men and that would be better lovers. And a few of my might still be
01:39:19
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Yeah, everybody on the show. yeah everybody Video learning only gets you so far. If you have no practical technique to back it
Nostalgia and Adult Humor
01:39:32
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up.
01:39:32
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You need some hands on. Well, I've been practicing on my pillows, so I think I'm pretty good. You make them pillows your bitch, don't you? oh Oh, yeah.
01:39:44
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They know my name by now. yeah Jeff knows that those big holes in your pillow are not how big they really are. You have to have a little more. Shum's got some crunchy pillows.
01:39:57
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Teddy Ruxpin is mad at me right now. Oh, not a mental image I needed. Sorry, Mandy. I should have told you the earmuff before I said that.
01:40:09
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Oh, I just got the mental image of him putting porn tapes and Teddy Ruxpin. You imagine with sky knows what you think Shaman looks like because nobody's ever seen his face.
01:40:22
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i Can y'all imagine that creepy face of Teddy Ruxpin? Oh, yeah. Do it right now, baby.
01:40:32
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I had a Teddy Ruxpin as a kid, and, like, its eyes would actually blink, which was creepy, but one of them malfunctioned, so only one eye could blink, so it's like it was winking at you. I'm like, oh, calm down, Teddy. I'm not ready for this. The first time ever, they took a toy into a therapist's office and told the toy to show show him on the doll where a Jedi touched him.
01:40:56
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It's documented. It's not in the books. It's okay, Teddy. Don't ask what he did to Cookie Monster. Don't ask, don't tell. That's the military. There's a reason he's addicted to cookies.
01:41:16
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ah I love you guys. I needed to laugh eliminate floating state louis Chicago, D.C., Detroit, United States goes to number three to number... Hey, you ain't wrong. okay you Throw Baltimore in there.
01:41:30
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it I mean, outside of the cheesesteak, what has Philly really given us? St. Louis, have they ever really given us anything other than Nelly and the St. Lunatics?
01:41:41
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Chicago? what's What does Chicago i mean? They could have stopped at Nelly. Stop, Bears. Stop, Bears. which matter legal guys They got Pizza, I think.
01:41:55
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D.C., just a bunch of weird politics. We'll get rid of them. and We don't need them. And Detroit. Oh, and they got switches. i mean, Detroit. They got Eminem out of Detroit.
01:42:05
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They invented poverty. he's
01:42:11
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We can do away with those cities in Baltimore. Nobody fucking cares about Baltimore. We can do away with that one, too. Right. All right. Yeah, exactly, Moe Dog. i mean will we I mean, Philly gave us Fresh Prince, but who cares? Nobody cares about Will Smith anymore.
01:42:27
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Not since he started smoking holes. Wait. may I think he's been doing that the whole time. We just found out about it. Yeah. i'm not yeah Although I kind of think it's funny that the name of his new show is Poll to Polls.
01:42:45
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Is that a real thing? Is that real? It really is. He's going to all these remote places in the country and filming and they call it, they call, they really do call the name of his new show, Pole to Pole.
01:42:59
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Pole to Pole. see that's like he a ball you what I'm not going to judge a man for putting putting a wiener in his mouth. If that's what he wants to do, that's what he wants to do. It's 2026. Love is love.
01:43:11
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can't understand. Well, as many as you've had in your mouth, Blake. Jedi puts a pole in his mouth and it gets me a new boat. the shifts By the way, we need more captains because we have more boats coming. convenient Do you know how to sail? Have you seen Titanic? Either one works.
01:43:38
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but yeah Pull pole, tip to tip, same thing. Have you seen Deliverance? Do you think you can let it down that river?
01:43:50
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you You know, there's a theory that ah ah Jack got away on the Titanic and became the guy in Great Wow.
01:44:07
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I watched a theory. I didn't watch the whole thing, but it was on on that Titanic movie, and it was saying that some people think that it was Jack that sank the boat and sank the ship. Oh, yeah. Jack was the iceberg.
01:44:22
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that that They call him Iceberg Jack. Yeah. um They also say Jack was a time traveler. That's how he got his ticket. It's like one.
01:44:37
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There's a bunch of them.
01:44:41
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It really is. welcome welcome Welcome to the shit show. i like sharing It's a whole yeah yeah We're awesome over here and everything we do is amazing.
01:44:56
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well I do. I can't speak for the other individuals on this network. but they They're okay. they're okay i can pretty hard We're all ADD and random and you just never know where the conversation going to go. Excuse me. I'm ADHD. Thank you.
01:45:14
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Ooh, let's throw some more consonants in there. Okay, Shaman. God god for god it forbid a couple fat guys in a Jedi spend an hour talking about food, though. Oh, no. i It was longer than an hour. Because I was like, this is the best dream of my life. i Imagine that, guys. want talk about eating.
01:45:42
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yeah everyone We're very simple creatures. I was so excited. Although we did go from eating to porn. That's actually the only two interests I have is eating and porn.
01:45:57
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Well, you know, they say when you see a man, if he's got a sandwich, you know what to do. Fuck him or feed him. That's how you keep a man happy. You do both and
01:46:12
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Oh, man. I know. You're good to go. Ball sack, Mandy. We can say that here. Ball sack. Ball sack. Hey, you want two things, a full stomach and an empty ball sack. Okay, let's go.
01:46:29
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No, i know i get I will. I'll admit it. I get so excited when I get to go to a city that I've never been to before because the first thing ah first thing that pops into my head is, oh, I want to check out the local cuisine.
01:46:41
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Yeah, for sure. I get so excited. yeah Yeah, he gets so happy when he finds those hooker corners as soon as he gets to town. I don't do hookers. You said local cuisine. but I don't even do meth and hookers on Tuesdays and Thursdays anymore. I've given that up. There's no more. Are you prepping early for wind? Is that what you're trying to tell us?
01:47:09
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Tuesdays and Thursdays I used to have meth and punch and hooker parties. I don't even do that no more. I'm a changed man. yeah I get here's one just jetdi i guess so excited. we're but We're going down to Florida in a couple months and I'm like, I just want to find a local restaurant and eat. and I eat all kinds of weird shit. like Nothing scares me. You like you ever had Boiled platypus? No, but I kind of want to try it. What kind of water are you going to?
01:47:44
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I don't know where we're going. Somewhere down by the water. Well, could literally be any water.
01:47:56
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I can't remember exactly where we're going to be at down there. oh yeah Oh, Cape Coral. I'm sorry. Cape Coral. Oh, okay. where're going You're going down towards Miami.
01:48:09
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Miami. I learned a lot about Miami from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Will Smith. Miami on Miami is what he told me. and That's the second time he's come up in this episode. I know. this He's kind of the star of the show so far.
01:48:25
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but The thing is, what's going on, man? The thing is, Oh, God damn it, James. was just thinking haven't had some good gin in while. I've been fiending for gin. I mean, Bombay's okay, but no.
01:48:37
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Hey, what's going on,
01:48:52
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na what's what ah dja how you doing hey james how's the head how's the old noggin james james i like your hat
01:49:04
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no it was a brand new worlds hey james how's the head how's the old noin james james i like your how i haven't got a glo job in all I'm not talking about blowjobs. Sorry, James. Everybody, he's fine. He's fine. Last week, you yeah and we all have a moment of silence for James' lack of blowjobs.
01:49:26
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No. all right. as we Everybody you got a cheap hooker on speedo.
01:49:35
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We thought we lost you last week. Well, James, you do live in Canada, right?
01:49:41
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ah yeah and i know they got blow up sheet there owa He's of banging the mooses. What did
01:49:50
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he say? He sounds really pissed at you, oh hi dad got a good hand go alone your dad what do you say he sounds really piss to you james We'll all close our eyes
01:50:12
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had before we'll all close our eyes Well, yeah, everybody close your eyes so James. the The entire internet shuts your eyes all at once so we don't see James. Everybody on the interwebs, shut your eyes. Oh, no, no, no. I'm the only female on the panel right now. I'm not shutting my eyes for shit. yeah She's skeptical about what's going to happen. Last time somebody told her shut her eyes and she did it, something bad happened.
01:50:40
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Yeah, last time somebody said close your eyes and wait for a surprise, i ended up married. I loved it.
01:50:48
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Love you, honey. And you know she means it because she said it with her eyes open.
01:51:02
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we had We had to do a wellness check on the hubby last week because Mandy showed up wearing a prison orange. We had to make sure he was still alive. exactly. Like, are you being indebted? Yeah, he is for
01:51:16
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i'll be We know he's alive now because he was watching some Alabama. You're still married to that guy who's watching Alabama? Huh? When you came on, it was like Alabama one point. du Oh, no. He was watching Iron Chef and he was talking about the chef from Alabama beat Bobby Flay.
01:51:36
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I got a question. Did he come to Alabama with a banjo on his neck? Did he have a banjo? Damn it, James. he did James, I want that hat.
01:51:50
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for i about hundred dollars the fact four okay wait I'm do the conversion real quick. to Looney's. That's like what up not believe money
01:52:05
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i yeah i cannot picture you in a cowboy hat I know, me neither. Well, actually, if you go to the case channel. Dude, you would look like Woody from Toy Story. You're not even wrong. That's the worst part. I but like to my god snakes him up you're not even wrong that's the worst part they Like share subscribe motherfuckers. That's what you do. Oh shit.
01:52:41
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Oh shit. Oh, are you doing? You know, I need to go. My my was in the building no
01:53:01
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he gets so jealous. You get so jealous when Scotto comes in. Poor Jedi. right Poor little guy. Yeah, Jedi's fooling us. He doesn't have any. Scotto's my favorite.
01:53:17
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I get yelled at because they're like, oh, you get so gay when Scotto's here. i'm like, duh. you again say i don't understand why they say um to a retir Right, I say I'm always getting except One of the guys at work he was like look I think you're secretly gas there's no secret about it, buddy Hell next time telling hey dude $20 is $20 Although this is 26
01:53:46
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that' fun of although this is twenty six We probably ought to start saying $50 is $50. Tax and inflation it's not good. Is somebody dying?
01:54:03
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awesome yes as we all know it's not good it's just
01:54:10
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up here
01:54:15
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is somebody dying No, that's Shaman's chihuahua. Shaman, are you beating that poor dog? and newspaper mom mean are you baing that poor dog Yes, right here. Look at the burger. Look at the burger. We got the peanut butter out, and yeah we all know what happens next.
01:54:35
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She gets feisty. Ain't nothing like a diddy party. She loves her peanut butter. I was like, I've seen this on a porno once. Come here, puppy. Yeah.
01:54:46
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Wow. I saw Monty Blue know this before. You got work, sir.
01:54:53
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I actually think I got nauseated on that one. Thanks, fellas. Mandy knows that a place means a thing. Yes. Oh, so damn. The mental images that glist loves to give.
01:55:08
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yeah I just want to say you're welcome to everybody listening. tell stories. I create images with my words. It is an not a dirty mind. It is a sexy imagination.
01:55:22
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Hey, I mean, whatever you want to call it, it is what it is. statistics statistics Everybody's got to be good at something. i've been in My mind's been in the gutter since day one.
01:55:36
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Oh, baby, my mind's been in the gutter so long, I get my nails in it. Lord. I totally read that. I didn't get the zero part. Zero part.
01:55:50
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erold kelly What are you doing to that dog? <unk> a damn and i um and what are you doing to that dog well you're dog
01:56:15
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right
01:56:18
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Never leave again, daddy. I'm just sitting here. I can't stop laughing. He sit and sounds like a grown man. Hey, guys. I'll be back in a little while. so much that Shaman doesn't actually have a dog. It's his furry boyfriend.
01:56:40
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yeah Get off panel and take me for a damn walk. All I'm saying is notice Lazy's not on camera right now. ah I didn't know Lazy's voice was that deep. I thought he'd like to go make a drink like five minutes ago. What happened?
01:56:59
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who He's getting an anal probed by aliens. how He's getting this is not an alien that's doing the anal probing. It's a shaman. <unk>s Gotta see what's in there.
01:57:15
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oh how to see what's shit me la Lazy's lazy's ass is like Mary Poppins purse you just keep pulling shit out of there but oh My god all assholes good foolish common that's because that's because i put like Little trinkets and little prizes up there yeah like surprises for you to find Oh, man, I thought there was like a portal to another dimension or something. No, no, I don't want to scare my dick. I do that because I'm like, I'm going to leave a little present for Shaman the next time he's here.
01:57:49
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Well, I appreciate the gluten-free snacks. Yeah, I'm like Santa Claus. Yeah. And a Lazy's asses are stuck. yeah I mean, if you want to pretend like it's a magical porter portal, you can. But the secret's out. It's it's me.
01:58:06
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head Sorry. I thought you'd go to Narnia. Don't you go to Narnia? Narnia. No, that's in the cupboard. The wardrobe. war you James does sound like he's like... I'm more like the Indian in the cupboard style, okay? Calm down, everybody. It's an indigenous person. Oh, forgot about that book. That was a damn great book, man.
01:58:27
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Yeah. It was, wasn't it? That might be the last one I read. I didn't even know you knew how to read, Shaman. it Well, it was read to me out loud. no Okay, that counts. yes
01:58:44
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I'm going to charge the anal probing. That's funny. Anal probing, $5. $5 anal probe. Get your anal probe here. Got to get your ass up here, bro. We need you.
01:58:56
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this panel Ice cold anal probes here. Ice cold anal probes. Ice cold anal probes. Cool down while we got them.
01:59:08
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Ice cold anal We got the best probes. Ice cold anal probes and and and trinkets and surprises in Jedi's butthole right here on the nonsensical nonsense show on the nonsensical network. Jedi starting the whole last of the promotion. Various colors.
01:59:26
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What the goddamn hell. Skydo. Jedi starting the whole last of the monkeys.
01:59:39
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I crushed that role. off my lawn. Get off my lawn.
01:59:50
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You might be the lightest. Might be. Might be. Give me the respect I'm due. I don't know. jam James you good run for your money. He's got one you.
02:00:01
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james has given you a good run for your money so yeah he's got he's got one on you He tried. He doesn't run right real hard. try He tries. He looks like he might have another shot or two of gin and whatever weird beer he's drinking tonight and end up on an episode of Cops.
02:00:23
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Beating up his neighbor's wife. oh my god i feel like i've seen I feel like I've seen James on fucking cops. I don't know if it's true, but I feel like it's true.
02:00:35
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I'm still laughing at the last of the Hawkeyes. I slapped her with my hand. It was open. it I didn't punch her. It was an open-handed slap. I slapped her with a closed hand, okay? That's all I did.
02:00:49
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she had it you should have heard what she said to me she told me no i gave her the old what for i told her go on get shit i have more bear i gave her the old what four course i told her go on get
02:01:13
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one now im holding get
02:01:20
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This is just a goddamn race to the bottom. And then Lazy comes trying to be a cowboy, Woody, over here. Well, I wish I had that hat. Then I could pull it off.
02:01:33
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Get out of there. oh it's a Coors hat. It is. i mean I just barely saw that. The light was kind of drowning it out. Yeah, I know. yeah They were giving away at the corner, Jordan.
02:01:43
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Yeah, they were. is it's course I feel like you stole it, James. i feel They were giving away those hats? Oh, yeah. Dude, I rocked that Coors Cowboy hat. They were not giving them away. James just stole it. It's not really a Cowboy's hat. It is actually a Cowboy hat.
02:02:01
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farmer farmer it made out a straw it's me ah i got one of those it's my jason out that are more of a Farmer I got i got one of those one of those Walmart cardboard Budweiser one Jason Jason doing like right down the street oh boy have you ever seen jason are you liked to ho eating chocolate yeah like i've seen on time like He does concerts there's a there's a soccer park a big ass soccer park literally three blocks from my house It's called boots on the ground or boots oh ah yeah i miss And he he does those concerts like almost every year and know yeah That would be awesome i but ah Jason I've been one of my favorite country singers and i've only ever got to see him one time in concert It was great. He is awesome iss one of the but It's one of the few concerts because there's not a whole lot of concerts that you go to
02:02:55
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and and And being a music guy, like I love going to live music, seeing live music. But very rarely do you go and you sing every single song. When I went and seen Jason Aldean for the first time, I had no voice at the end of the night because I was screaming at the top of my lungs singing.
02:03:10
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Every single fucking song. The best concert i went to last year, i went and saw Teddy Swim teddy swims at the Coliseum. I would like Teddy Double we talking about you saw pair double d score Double D. Yeah, there there were probably some there.
02:03:41
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Probably some there. teddy Teddy Swims is one of those guys where the the voice don't match the voice. Hell no. voice Even with his talking voice don't match the singing voice. No. What the hell?
02:03:54
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He's a really humble, cool dude that that I've seen. you know he he's i just like like his music. Yeah, i'm I'm a fan. i love i just I just love live music in general.
02:04:05
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Live music is so good. even if Even if it's a band you don't normally listen to like in your personal life, if it's live, it's a whole different experience. I've i've gone to see local bands that I had no idea anything about them. And I was like, oh, they're playing at the bar down the road. I'm going to go see them. Right. yeah holy Always a good time. That's the whole concept behind Glick's House of Music is I just stumble across an artist on Social media and then I go check out their music and I'm like, oh, I got i want to talk to these guys. You you you would love it over here where I'm at because every Thursday, every Thursday, they got this place called the marketplace. They have a theater there, a bunch of restaurants, big old fountain, but live live music right there by the fountain every Thursday. Different bands.
02:04:48
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oh yeah There's this band called it's a local band. They're called Minto Buru. they're they're They're awesome. It's like a reggae type. type Oh, dude. Hell yeah. i love reggae. it's I stumbled across the band the other day, and I got to find their Instagram page again because I want to invite them on my show. They do reggae rock. It's like a heavy metal reggae, and it's insane.
02:05:09
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I'd have to hear it because my can't fathom that. i neith I can see it. I came across it. I was like, what the fuck is this? And I was like, ooh, I like it. I went to their page and they're like, we're the only reggae heavy metal heavy mey heavy metal reggae rock band in the world. I was like, are you though?
02:05:25
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But then again, I've never heard heavy metal and reggae mixed together, so you might be. Actually, Lazy and I have been working on a reggae metal band behind the scenes, so. um and you it's just they They take the Ray out of it, and it's just gay.
02:05:40
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Gay. Pretty much. Damn it, Chaka. Well, Ty, make sure you keep an eye out on Glick's House of Music. They're a band. As soon as I can find their Instagram again, and I'm going be reaching out to him see if I can get him on.
02:06:00
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Hey, you backup i' going um okay click i James. Hey, Glick. ah you want to meet it you're you to meet up at brokeback mountain later i might note some bands that might join your ah panel if you yeah man send them my way as like He does a Glitz House Music. There are veterans. or a bunch of veterans that like Canadian military veterans? Because that's not a real thing.
02:06:29
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lady and There's some Mexicans singing in the backyard when I was at work, so maybe they could come. Sound like a band. Sound like a band? Yeah, if you guys like local if you've got local bands in your areas, hit me up and I'll and i'll reach out to them.
02:06:45
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Well, what about find the so media don't be like some people that yell at me Brittany who will send me a band and I'm like I need their social media and then she yells at me and then I'm like if I Can't message them to ask her to be on the show. Oh, then how the fuck am I supposed to reach out? I'm not shit. No, Mr. Barry famous and very i'm not shit but mr barry she cracks me up with that i'm like i would love jump to him but i can't like to say hi what's up how's it going a gli glick when we were when i was in high school i don't live i lived in a smaller town i live in now and we would you know have field parties house parties and stuff and ah jonathan davis would show up to these parties the lead singer of corn oh shit yeah and he i didn't know who was at the time like he would just show up and the
02:07:38
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That's Jonathan Davis. That's when I started listening to corn the corn. Talking about famous people. We got the famous Dongs. Fidel Bongs in the building, ladies and gentlemen. all Captain Colonel General Fidel Bongs in the building. He's taking a time out from dictating our country. I mean, dictating. taing There's a lot to taste, okay?
02:08:04
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Hey, you know what? I just moved to his country actually so he's got another one john Johnny's gonna deport Trump to the oh shit man he's back to I saw The the beer you got up here in your in your logo I was over here. I tried was like trying to take sip of it Seltzer water I'm drinking
02:08:26
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welcome back many this this looks david gotta better for seltzer water i'm drinking
02:08:38
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I've playing around with AI lately, man. ChatGPT, oh, I said it right for the first time, has become my new best friend. making...
02:08:46
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i've been um i been play i've been playing around with with with ai lately man chat gp ah i said it right for the first time has become my new best friend i'm making New show logos and and thumbnails and all kinds of shit. I've seen some of your stuff. it looks looks pretty cool. It looks clean. And then fucking ChatGPT tells me they can't do something, and I get mad at them, and then I curse them out. ChatGPT is pretty feisty.
02:09:10
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I'll say they will fight back. They won't fight at me, but they'll fight back. will fight back. They're not going down without a fight. They're going to swing. I use I use Grok because I get it with it comes free with my Twitter. Yeah, I use gar checkmark. It's the same thing. I don't I can't I don't even know which one's better, but it's just kind of the same thing.
02:09:30
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It's when I use Grok sometimes like, OK, actually one time they're on point like yesterday. I went to make something, and and they made exactly what I wanted. Nine times out of ten, they don't give they me shit.
02:09:43
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cha Yeah, it's struggle. You got to word it just right. Although ChatGPT did kind of piss me off earlier today because he hit me with a mother with that motherfucking AI, he, him, her, whatever it is, hit me with a whoa, buddy. They don't have pronouns. going to need you to calm down.
02:10:00
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Now, the one that's badass right now is that it's called Sora. that's what You'll see all these badass videos. many videos. It's expensive. Sora 2. Yeah, my cousin has it, and he's been he has an Instagram, and he's been making, just out of the blue, just started making, like, he's a vampire hunter type videos.
02:10:19
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with Sora and it he he's got so many subscribers from that, but it looks clean. Looks cool. I was I was so if I could get on that shit, I would. And I'd start making videos, maybe even on a different account.
02:10:30
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Yeah, I was just playing around. Oh, wow. I have sore. I was just playing around with it. And I did this just real quick, just no pictures or anything like that. Just some prompts. Just this real quick ten second video. Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
02:10:51
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cool That was good. i like that. Just just fucking around, just trying to figure out what Sora is. Nice and simple. Nice and simple. Keep it simple, stupid.
02:11:02
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Yep. shit yeah Keep it simple, stupid. yo well What I hate is when people four-minute intro. these stories Oh, I know that drives me nuts James. I there's some channels where it's like fucking oh it starts in like 10 minutes later. They're still playing their fucking intro. It's like, okay, well, I'll come back later.
02:11:22
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make it take come back i think I think a minute and a half two minutes is sufficient. It gets people they suck yeah Initially, so here's the thing initially I was mad at stuff like that but then I realized people will put their stream on and have like a 30 minute timer and And it's like, come on, bro, really? And I get it. yeah But I get it, though, because you're waiting for people to show up. So so you put that out there so that way they know exactly when you're going start and you should have people in your chat. and i also I also now feel personally attacked because the intro to this song is three minutes long.
02:11:56
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Why? but i your but but also But also at the same time, I feel like if you guys don't like long intros and you don't like my long intro, that you guys hate Rock Lee. So now I have to tell Rock Lee that you guys all hate him because Rock Lee made mine. No, I like it now. I said I used to not like that. I've never met you for your intro, but i I like it now.
02:12:20
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i used to have no like I used to have like a... Don't be anti-racist. please can you play that Don't be anti-racist? I think that's actually how everybody should be. should be antirac Don't be anti-racist. you know while here there I'll be more racist. No, wait. That's reverse racism. Sorry. Don't be reverse racist.
02:12:41
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I will say, though, I will say that my my intro for this show is, and and even like my intro for Glick's House of Music is like two minutes and 30 seconds or something like that But that makes sense, though, Glick, because you're doing a music stream. And I've watched your your intro. Perfectly, it coincides with your stream. Don't backtrack on it now.
02:13:02
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He said it sucked. I don't believe Chaka said it sucks. I believe that was all Jedi and the Canadian. yeah Oh, oh. closely related. It was Eddie's fucking boo. We're blaming Eddie. Yeah, no. i know but i will say and I will say, well, Rock Lee made the intro for this this show when we first started.
02:13:28
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so shout out to rock lee but then like my intro for glicks house of music and the intro for cash's show my son's wrestling show i'm pretty proud of myself i pretty much cash's show i 100 wrote the lyrics for um books house of music probably like 75 of it was all me hey i you know i did the music and the vocals and everything like that but i wrote the actual lyrics so hey like also look i need those I need those long intros because I'm sharing the show onto social media, Facebook, and and then and and Instagram, and Snapchat, and all that other shit. like I'm sharing the show out as it's starting.
02:14:08
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Otherwise, it's for you rock better since he did your intro. Hey, Glick, if you're looking for another person to talk with about wrestling, feel free to hit me up. I've been watching it for 35 years.
02:14:21
Speaker
Well, if you come in. And he's only been alive for 34, so that's impressive. um you know James, mother james do me do me a favor. And we do it every other Saturday.
02:14:34
Speaker
ah About noon is when my son and I do the wrestling show. come in Come in sober. Can you do that? yeah Whoa. like Come on now. I'm not shitting on you. Because he because he has a son. like i'm not I'm not shitting on you. The the reason I ask that is because I do that show with my 12-year-old son. hey so like...
02:14:56
Speaker
like you know what work're What we're doing here tonight is is gravy. like It's gravy. It's gravy. It's gravy. But the random good over have random drunkenness like shouting out, it'll throw my son all off. he yeah like He's locked in for about a half hour, 45 minutes. I should have to get him for a full hour. So I don't need to i don't need to like derail that train track that is my 12-year-old.
02:15:21
Speaker
Yeah. Well, what I watch, I watch the WWE Impact and then AEW. Yeah, I watch WWE, we watch WWE, and then I try to watch AEW, and I'm excited. I still watch WWF.
02:15:37
Speaker
I'm actually really excited that TNA Impact is now going to be on AMC, so I can start watching that again. what Oh, what's really kicking off right now is the juggalo wrestling. that you know Yeah, i it is. It's starting to get some traction.
02:15:54
Speaker
You youngins in your absent AI. Have you guys seen that mana back that female have you seen that female on ah social media that did a jingle for Dr. Pepper?
02:16:10
Speaker
No. yeah she she She just made a a video. It um ah it was just a jingle suit singing about Dr. Pepper, and then Dr. Pepper picked it up and put it in their commercial.
02:16:22
Speaker
Oh, I think I heard about it. I heard about it. They were talking about that on the radio. That's actually pretty cool. That's pretty cool that they just pick it up. and It was just a simple-ass little jingle. Hopefully paid.
02:16:34
Speaker
I hope so, too. Pepper was like, oh, you're on to something. Then all of sudden there's a commercial. That's pretty badass, actually. I like that. And they played it during the biggest college game of the year. They played it during that. Indiana.
02:16:46
Speaker
indiana Indiana whooping that ass in Miami. Whooping Miami's ass. Oh, shit. You got Glick all fired up, Shaman. Should have said it.
02:16:57
Speaker
Let's go, Big T. Man, there was some guy on TikTok talking about he almost cried when the guy's mom, when everybody was cheering the guy's name, and he's like his mom was right there, and he named that kid. She named that kid.
02:17:13
Speaker
We're going to my eyes that i'm like, what the fuck are you talking about, bro? What about winning sports game in your way? Crying cause his made them a hundred I don't even think you can get released from the hospital as a baby until you're named. What the fuck? Actually, you cannot. I know that from first-hand experience because my son didn't have a name for the first three days that he was alive. You got name this kid before we can let y'all go. think that's actually a real thing. Insert name here. That's his name.
02:17:52
Speaker
I'm going to grab some and drink. Fill in blank. Yeah, yeah that that's that's a real thing. like they They came to us because we couldn we couldn't figure out a name. We couldn't agree on a name. And they're like, you know you've got to name this kid before we can let you guys go home.
02:18:07
Speaker
Who the fuck is snoring? You got someone snoring on the street. I thought they were growling, but either It might be Fidel.
02:18:18
Speaker
Fidel, are you with me? I'm fucking with you, man. that's always fire is that the Is that the thing is? thing eie I told you, bro. He was snoring last night. That was him.
02:18:32
Speaker
it wasn't that guy. I'm telling you, bro. I promise you. Is he the stream sleeper? I'll be right back, guys. Damn it, Eddie.
02:18:43
Speaker
Bro, that's not snoring. That's growling. He woke up when we' were talking about it. I promise. I promise. I think you're right, Sean. Well, the thing is, are you with us, bro? Are you with us?
02:18:58
Speaker
Oh, my God. He's got sleep apnea. Every time you ask, he's going to love it. think he's got something in there. He better take that out. Every time you ask, he's going to love Jedi.
02:19:10
Speaker
I know, right?
02:19:13
Speaker
He's like, oh, you didn't hear me the first time? Hold Now he's purring. We can beat that. um yeah Oh,
02:19:25
Speaker
I'm telling you, bro. He woke right when we were talking about it yesterday. This madness. It's always madness. I've been awake the whole time. Every Saturday, madness. Well, the thing is, wake up, wake up, wake up, bro.
02:19:41
Speaker
like up and i We're trying to listen to the snoring. You know, yeah that i you're like well the thing is that you go. Well, the thing is, and I'm like waiting for you to finish your sentence. Well, the thing is this motherfucker's purring like a kitten. How do you get James around?
02:20:00
Speaker
Damn it, james stops James. Sorry, James. That's not Damn it, Johnny. You need to quit saying the word aroused. Now it's getting Jedi around.
02:20:11
Speaker
Listen, there's certain... It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. Here you go. It's fucking cold in here. I'm leaving my I think I'm like the only person on screen besides... ah Well, the most thing is... Mine is 26 Celsius outside. My clothes are...
02:20:38
Speaker
Nobody knows what Celsius means, James.
02:20:42
Speaker
Aren't Celsius like the energy drinks? No, they're like cell phones. Oh. Yeah. No, no. Johnny's right, though. Celsius has those energy drinks. Yeah, Shaman.
02:20:54
Speaker
Yeah, Shaman. I want to sell. Damn it, Shaman. Get him, Johnny. Get him. I got your back. Fucking it, Shaman. Fucking get him, yeah Johnny.
02:21:06
Speaker
i can get him johnny to ya Fucking it. Fucking it. Fucking damn it. Fucking both of you, James. He got deeper than that one. He got deeper.
02:21:23
Speaker
yeah Fuck her off, Leahy. What? Johnny Bungs? He snores in Barry White. yeah
02:21:35
Speaker
get me a arrest Damn it. Rock. Got go jump in the snow just to cool off.
02:21:47
Speaker
I'm really concerned about him. I think we might lose him. He got sleep apnea. He ain't breathing. oh If you lose him, just follow the snoring. You'll find him. My man just shows up on streams just to fall. He's like, I need a good stream to fall asleep to. All right, and here we go. night you not a All right. What they call it you just fall asleep anywhere randomly? Narcolepsy.
02:22:15
Speaker
Narcolepsy, yeah. Yeah. Is he a narcoleptic or something? Not to be confused with the disease that Jedi come suffers from. Necolepsy. Necrophilia.
02:22:27
Speaker
you know i mean it's not It's not a disease. It's personal choice. Cadaver lives matter, Jedi. Cadaver lives matter. We're making that. we're That's going to go viral. It's going to go viral. That's probably not a good thing for us to be known for. I I mean, if we're going to be known for something, it shouldn't be that, but it is. CLM. CLM.
02:22:49
Speaker
and clln Quick, you hitched your horse to this wagon. We're going to do this together. We're doing this together. and oh Oh, the Chihuahua don't like that.
02:23:04
Speaker
Que paso, Mexicano. Your Chihuahua sounds like a
02:23:16
Speaker
I mean, she is half Pomeranian, so. He injects it with hormones. idiot oh yeah yeah ah physical Nonsense where we got knowing behemoths and Chihuahuas that identifies pit bulls barking in the background. We have a Rocky from Allison. I mean, you got a fucking zoo in here, bro. I mean, I have a pit bull that identifies as a Chihuahua.
02:23:45
Speaker
It barks like a bitch. It's barking like a little hoe. My dog is Japanese and Mexican.
02:23:57
Speaker
No, this petty is a good. Ice is coming for your dog, bro. Sorry. Mine is a German chihuahua. Hey, this is Chuck. Chuck, cheers to you.
02:24:09
Speaker
Shit, I forgot I lowered my chair down to be on Jedi's level. Cheers. Yeah, you need to boost yourself up. He lowered his camera to look at you, Jedi. No, I lowered my chair.
02:24:21
Speaker
Apparently, Jedi has a small head compared to me. Yeah, yeah. Jersey said that. My head looks very small. But my brain is way bigger. That's the odd part. But my dick is way bigger. So you got a thin skull there? I mean, which is not good for either one of us. It's just... You know what?
02:24:46
Speaker
My balls are way bigger than his dick and his brain.
02:24:52
Speaker
I know I'm a lot older than you, and I want to tell you something. The terrible thing about when you get older, your balls start to drop. They start to sag. Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble? I can tell you the water. That's already happened. Every time I go shit, I can tell you the water temperature of the pillow.
02:25:11
Speaker
You got a built-in thermometer, huh? Wait, you're saying we did it again? exactly That's the unfortunate thing about getting older. many times does this happen in life?
02:25:22
Speaker
It happens every time I take a shit. Johnny Bonds is in his 20s. You're freaking him out right now. He doesn't know what's coming from you. Well, it's already happened. I know, man. I think as I get older, my dick's getting younger because that shit's straight. You never took a shit when you're old. Our balls drop when we hit puberty, and then we get our manly voice, and we can some of us talk. And then as you get older, they start to sag. It's gravitational pull.
02:25:50
Speaker
yeah your voice When your voice starts sagging. sure The water splashes back into your ass, but that's a different subject. yeah when I snore at night because my balls dropped out and cover my butthole. And then I snore.
02:26:06
Speaker
Sometimes I should. because he can't He can't breathe out his ass right. and then I'm an ass breather. Shut up, Shaman. and yeah here eat canky know he never speaks back as how me i haven I haven't hit yet. I'm not looking forward to it.
02:26:24
Speaker
i am so sorry glick i thought you were never mind
02:26:29
Speaker
I'm 44 years old, you son of a bitch. me and you I'm 44 also. Same age. Oh, my bad. Cheers, Chalk. so See, Chalka knows what I'm talking about.
02:26:40
Speaker
Cheers. Oh, no, man. You're both 44? That's kind of sus. What a coincidence. I totally didn't think you were 60. I'm 87 years old. I've got more years until I hit 40.
02:26:53
Speaker
You're talking 70.
02:26:58
Speaker
The toilet water tickles you. Ooh, that's cold. was Sometimes. while I'm trying to look forward to taking a shit just because of that reason. Come on, now. You got shitty balls? You like shitty balls?
02:27:13
Speaker
Well, not the shitty balls, butty black mother yeah balls hang low and all like a but it's called a homemade bade I'm Johnny. exactly i I got a bidet.
02:27:28
Speaker
ain't gonna lie. I just spit water at it. That is a... that is a that is a That experience made me question a lot of things in life.
02:27:41
Speaker
the first i just sit there like I sit there just like this. yeah and then know And now he's gay Friscato. I turn it full blast and just sit there and like, mmm. I used somebody's shirt ahead of a day. I question a lot of things in my life. And like Shonnell said, now I'm gay Friscato. So well there's that.
02:28:02
Speaker
yeah I thought everybody missed that. There is an opposite equal reaction being Gabriel Reto is the reaction.
02:28:12
Speaker
i like The day that water touched my ass, I just started running. Are you saying I like to ah is the game I like to I I use it wrong though. I use it like comp of a day when i'm going like fuck why he watches his penis with it water As the waters coming up I like to you know have it every but I like to fight fight fire with fire, you know what I mean? It's like Dragon Ball Z, like Frieza and Goku trying to do this. hu I mean, they're Kamehameha. Chakras over here being the fucking Moses of toilets. Yes. I'm right in the waters.
02:29:02
Speaker
certain Okay, Ty, that's exactly what I was going to say. I was going to say that like when he's not pooping, he just uses it as a fucking drinking fountain. Hey, just run it just run a few seconds before you put your mouth up pretty when i When I was installing it, though, when i purchase I've never used or anything. Didn't know how powerful that's going to get. So I turned it on. I thought was going to stay in the toilet. And it shot me right like that.
02:29:26
Speaker
I was sitting there. Did it but day fill you up like a water balloon? Yep. Well, the great thing about toilet water is that, you know, for the most part, when it's coming from the tap, so to say, it's fresh water. It's not like you don't recycle the one water.
02:29:43
Speaker
tastes just like sink water. I'm just kidding. It's clean water. but that' Flavor crystals. yeah Oh, shit. You just put some Kool-Aid in the back of the toilet. You know you take the top part off and you put some Kool-Aid in it. Then you get it.
02:29:59
Speaker
Wow, you are. I usually put blue pool in your Jedi. Yeah, now now I put those blue tablets, I put them in my drink because I just got used to the taste. Yeah.
02:30:11
Speaker
My job got me hooked on the blue ones. I like that blue ones. I like the mint, not the winter green. Calm down. The purple's all right, but. little marinated. little marinated. We just leave those in the urinal.
02:30:27
Speaker
ah Those little urinal cakes are delicious. was going to say that. You beat me to it. yeah Creshing your breath and taste delicious all at the same time. It's a win-win.
02:30:42
Speaker
Johnny Bong's totally zoned us out and started playing video games while he's on stream. Is he snoring? You don't understand. I was at a party earlier on PlayStation. I thought I totally left that party. All sudden, dude's like, hello?
02:30:55
Speaker
Hello? I'm like, oh, fuck. Who the fuck is that? at a m attack It was Haas. No, it was a body of Haas's. And I almost totally forgot who it was.
02:31:06
Speaker
Who the fuck are you talking to me? I fucking creaked out. Who the fuck I am? Who the fuck are you? That's the real question. held up the thing. I was like, um, hello? Hello?
02:31:18
Speaker
I almost whooped the Amazon delivery driver's ass because I got a ah late delivery. keeping you know they tell you it's coming late but He was flashing his flashlight up and I just see a light coming from under the door and I forgot he was coming.
02:31:34
Speaker
So then I you know i came at him like, hey! you know scared him But then he came, right? all he was trying Oh, yeah, he busted. He busted right fucking there. so trying to do hit pen Come on, now. and he bugs landed the fucking plane right there I was about to whoop his ass, man. i I thought somebody was was about to break in my front door. but you shot but That's of the fun. Come on, now. They want to steal all your gluten-free cookies, Shaman. Shaman.
02:32:04
Speaker
Shaman. dar shaman what let coming in shaman Shaman. What are you doing? I like this. Say my name. Say my name. No one is up there. I love attention. Keep it going. Let's keep it going. We can do this for another hour. Shaman, did your dog bark when the delivery guy got there?
02:32:36
Speaker
that area is he still Is he still there? Is he trying to break his house? I'm going to have some delivery guy tied up in his bedroom.
02:32:48
Speaker
yeah He's going sneak up behind you. Shaman's like it. shama Shaman's like, hey, delivery guy, tired of fucking this pillow. I'm fucking you tonight.
02:32:59
Speaker
I got a delivery for you today. I'm fucking this pillow. You bought me a package, and now I got a package for you, Amazon boy. I'm going to return the favor, bitch. Bend over. Package for a package. Yeah.
02:33:12
Speaker
um first
02:33:17
Speaker
I think she wants to go outside the body. Your dog's barking because he's like, give me some of that peanut butter you just ordered. I hope you got crunchy.
02:33:31
Speaker
Get crunchy. the Ottawa, peek-a-boo. Your girl's here, Ottawa, James. oh right dog like I really hope you got that crunchy kind I like this time.
02:33:45
Speaker
I like that crunchy peanut butter. Mmm, crunchy peanut butter. Probably crunchy mutt. Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time. Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? In Shaman's basement. Shaman's basement.
02:33:59
Speaker
Whoa, whoa, in Shaman's basement? basement I don't think Floridians have basements. Yeah, Floridians. Floridians. Actually, here's what's funny, right? Why have I never said that before?
02:34:13
Speaker
Fucking Floridians. They try to act like we can't have basements here, which first of all, some houses do, but then these big buildings have basements. And they don't have parking garages that go down.
02:34:26
Speaker
So don't tell me I can't have a fucking basement. They also have closets, and Chama can't find him his way out of them. Oh, trust me. He's out of the closets. My basement has a car. We know but It's not it's not quite as popular yet as a lazy clicks only fans But low-key there's a shaman. I don't think anything will ever be that popular because it's a shock only fans. It's we're just starting it well, you're you're you're studying a new well, it's not so much I'm not so much it. It's just weird thing he does to the Amazon guys that are locked in his basement
02:35:05
Speaker
it's ah It's on the dark web. I feel like you're cheating on me. We're calling it Paul to Paul. I just upload videos and get 30% of the profits.
02:35:17
Speaker
That's all I do. mill sells ah i im drop a I'll drop their channel on James' channel. He also helps build the stages. so i mean What's going on, Mels? We are on the Nonsensical Network.
02:35:34
Speaker
All yeahll drop I'll drop your link over James' chat. That way they can come over here, too. Yeah. There we go. oh shit. i don't know what James just dropped. Is that ours? Is that ours, James? Is that the stream? Yeah, that's your link. That's your link. You know, if Lazy was cool, he would have already been, like, those streaming this, you know?
02:35:54
Speaker
get people over. lazy Lazy doesn't love me. he already yelled at me. He said, I don't watch your guys' stream. I don't come up on your stream. and I said, the last time I tried to come up on your stream, you left me at your back door for 45 minutes. Which is a lie. Complete fabrication of the truth. Nobody believed him.
02:36:11
Speaker
ah yeah All I was doing... oh yeah okay Okay, you don't believe me? Ask Shaman. All I was doing while I was... And the land of obscurity at Lazy's back door was putting surprises and trinkets and snacks in his back door. didn't find a single one, so I know you weren't there. You just made it all up.
02:36:27
Speaker
You're an attention speaker and you make up stories. I put him there for you. I put him there for Shaman. Yeah, he doesn't even have a face. How could he see what you're putting down? I don't care if he doesn't have a face. I'm not here to do it. Love love. It's all a lie.
02:36:42
Speaker
It's all a lie. We're still not convinced that Shaman is lot fame. Welcome to this weird magical fantasy land welcome the shit show males bells you are in me if you like chaos I yeah hello hello welcome to this welcome to this weird magical fantasy lane welcome to the shit joe mails bells you are in if you like chaos
02:37:14
Speaker
you' not it's so It's so funny that we do this show on Saturday night and then the rest of the week is like content driven shows. We're going to do content and then we get to Saturday night and it's just like. That's where thing things go off the rails.
02:37:29
Speaker
Balls deep, crack whore behind the Popeyes. Don't say balls deep around Johnny. He's going get aroused. Does it come with Popeyes biscuit? does it go You do get a six piece from Popeyes for the $20 that you spend on that crack whore.
02:37:45
Speaker
Whoa. I'm just saying. Just a six piece? I'm hoping for lots of nonsense. Mel's Bells, you've come to the right place. Hell yeah. yes Mel's Bells.
02:37:57
Speaker
a The name does kind of imply. Mel's Bells. It does indeed.
02:38:07
Speaker
Just saying. Hey, what's up, Catherine? Plus, I mean. Where else are you going to see a Sasquatch post a podcast? Exactly.
02:38:18
Speaker
Although I don't exist. really here. Only previously we've had choppy videos of him or pictures. yeah That's it. now but he has But it's fucking 2026 where you can have your own podcast even if you live in the woods.
02:38:31
Speaker
I live in a cave. What do you want me to do? and I live in a pineapple under the sea. Oh, shit. I've been fucking with hunters and campers since 1970. All right? you know He's ageless, ladies and gentlemen. Those two streaks in his beard are the two times he got caught before. Squash don't crack. His baby oil is strong, so watch out.
02:38:58
Speaker
The black folks don't got nothing. He's got that that coconut butter. We don't use coconut butter. Oh. He uses that squash. I am wrong. Squirrels. Squirrels. Squirrels.
02:39:13
Speaker
Squirrels girls could please but and etc
02:39:21
Speaker
yeah you guys are going hello the i read that I totally read from You can't hide from a peekaboo. I thought she said peekaboner. I was like, whoa.
02:39:33
Speaker
You're damn right you can't hide from a peekaboner.
02:39:38
Speaker
That's the title of the next video. that's the top Words are hard. what happenedli Play the thing again, because words are hard. what's but one thing do i need to play again the The one thing that you showed us earlier, the the cheers, and it said words are hard at the bottom of Welcome to the Nonsensical Nonsense Podcast.
02:40:07
Speaker
That's the world I'm living in right now. Words are hard. Words are hard. It's the only ass heart around here, if you know what I mean. Whoa. Yeah, them R's are hard. Hey, everybody sub up if you want to see what he's talking about. Yeah, they are, Shaman. Yeah, they are. The hard R's are welcomed around here. Read hard. Yeah, let's go.
02:40:33
Speaker
well that I'll be right back. I didn't even know your life, though. oh god is old How was your snoring session? How was the snoring session?
02:40:44
Speaker
It's muted. Good morning. Good morning. Did you have a good nap? Yeah, did. Yeah, I feel good, though. That was funny. Around this time, every night I fall on safety and panel.
02:40:59
Speaker
We thought Shamo's going to have to give you a CPR. You got to hit up the door. I was ready, too.
02:41:08
Speaker
We're actually going to teabag you. Speaking of beverages, I got to go grab one. James, if you were to teabag me, you would have ended up with no nuts in the hospital crying that your asshole hurts.
02:41:22
Speaker
Oh, my God. that That sounds like prison sex. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
02:41:30
Speaker
Jocker knows what I'm talking about. It don't count two weeks before you get out. It don't count two weeks before you get out. okay Just saying. I know he's had prison sex. He just knows what i'm talking about.
02:41:46
Speaker
no. You said no. You're not being incarcerated.
02:41:51
Speaker
You might be the only one on the panel that's been incarcerated, except for Shaman, because I'm pretty sure he's either Mexican or black. He's literally screaming from prison right now. i go I go to prison every day for about eight hours. I been in prison.
02:42:06
Speaker
haven't been in prison, but... Remy! We need you, Remy. We need you, Remy. I can tell you right now, i was the model inmate all the guards loved.
02:42:22
Speaker
Because I did things to certain inmates they couldn't do. You beat me out of them? Oh. They called you Big Bubba. They called you Big Bubba. No, no, James.
02:42:35
Speaker
I'm trying to keep it clean of what I'm saying, okay? That's a first time.
Survivor's Jail Experience
02:42:41
Speaker
Me being a survivor of sexual assault, I would put my hands on people who committed those crimes. Okay.
02:42:51
Speaker
I don't know. just don't think a normal thing in prison. Like, those people are... in the county In the county jail, I didn't go to prison. i went to jail. There's a big difference, okay?
02:43:02
Speaker
So, in jail, they're therere believe it or not, those inmates are protected. Believe it or not.
02:43:14
Speaker
Believe it or not.
02:43:23
Speaker
That's why the guards loved it when I put my hands on them.
02:43:29
Speaker
Hell yeah.
02:43:36
Speaker
I'm all for it. I'm all for it. You're trying to change the... I'm trying to... to... Eject liquidity. Put it back in.
02:43:52
Speaker
Came back to talking about prison rape.
02:43:59
Speaker
This dish show has got it all. yes Yeah. yeah My goodness. I would never have guessed. I was trying to keep a cordial, but James don't know how to listen to the innuendos. He doesn't know.
02:44:16
Speaker
Yeah. I was trying to be not so blunt about it. Do you know what a prison wallet is, James?
02:44:25
Speaker
I never went to jail. Never went to jail. Oh, you poor soul. If I took my pocket out of my pants and told you to hold on to it, would you know what that means? Oh. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here.
02:44:43
Speaker
It means you hang on to that fucking pocket, James. That's what that means. It means you're protected. That's what it means. What was it? Was it half-baked? Was it half-baked when the dude went to prison? He's like, I'm someone's bitch. What was it?
02:45:02
Speaker
um Rob Snyder. What was the movie with Rob sty Snyder? oh and Big Stan. Big Stan. Yeah, it was Big Stan. That one was hilarious as fuck. He was just a normal... boy Hey!
02:45:16
Speaker
oneapp What I just wanted to say this is an impressive display of facial hair going on tonight. and i Thank you. thank you I'm impressed.
02:45:29
Speaker
Charlie Bunch has the best mustache of all time. Who has the best facial hair? Who has the best facial hair? I literally just turned my hair.
02:45:44
Speaker
shaman shamanist You cannot make me judge who's the best. so That's not fair. I will tell you, James still has a peach fuzz on his beard.
02:45:55
Speaker
He doesn't have a fuzzy wuzzy beard. I had it. I had it about that. oh Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. He was a bear. o I know there's a couple of dudes off camera, but I got to know, do y'all also have facial hair?
02:46:12
Speaker
Yeah, I got facial hair. Jedi wishes he can grow facial hair. it takes Jedi, do you have a stash or not?
02:46:29
Speaker
I don't remember now. ohlthough what I don't know what's going on. We've never seen his face. That is an impressive What's going on now? yeah yeah i You do have... Look at your little baby beard you got go yeah horse going on. I like that That's all that matters, okay? Mel has given her stamp of approval. I'm good. There you go. Some beverages. You're in control of the panel. I'll be right back.
02:47:04
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I just thought I'd give a little female voice up here since there's like a sausage. Well, thank you. Thank you fucking God. Yeah, we went we needed some tuna in here too.
02:47:15
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Yeah, we needed some lady up here. Yeah, you what mean? It's good to have a woman up here telling you how great your beards look. I identify as a woman. identify as a woman.
02:47:29
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We accept you for Are any of you in this crazy winter storm
Winter Storm Comparisons
02:47:34
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that's going on? Yes. It knocked on my power twice. No. It sucks. It was like negative 25 yesterday, but I have not been in a yeah storm right now.
02:47:47
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i saw a transformer blow right up it was 77 degrees earlier today oh yourself i would go for above fucking zero i saw it kind a great state of florida Oh, you bastard. You and Shami can go jerk each other off, okay? Go kiss or something. It was negative something here in Ohio. We're supposed to get like 100 feet of snow at some point time. It started snowing. I was fucking sweating.
02:48:27
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I was sweating like an hour and a half ago while I was pressure watching. I was offering all the single ladies... that live in these cold states. This is a warm spot in my bed. Quick nose. Quick hands up. Quick poke a nose. I see Jedi and our music sharing the same brain cell tonight. Sometimes. This seems to happen a lot.
02:48:55
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It does. you know I said it earlier, and I don't feel bad for anybody in the South right now who's whining about the cold weather. because Hey, that's why I'm here. It's for you to feel bad for me.
02:49:08
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Yeah, all the shit you're getting is going to be gone in couple days. And guess what? It's still going to be negative 20 here in Ohio. I know. You're right about that. Negative 20 in Minnesota, too. Fuck this shit.
02:49:20
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Because you know where I'm at? I'm in Texas. And that's exactly where I am. Oh, shit. I make fun of you guys constantly when it gets a little bit. We deserve it. It's bad, though. It gets a little cold. And Texas is always on their high horse and pounding their chest about being the baddest SOBs in the yard. But then it gets down to 50 degrees and y'all lose your mind.
02:49:42
Speaker
You get 14 snowflakes and you fucking freak out. i'm not I'm going to leave if you're not going to feel sorry for me. I feel sorry for you.
Texas Policies and Florida Man Stories
02:49:53
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Let's a little bit self-conscious, get everything bigger catch. We can't taking the women away, okay?
02:50:00
Speaker
I got to take the women away. away I got a buddy in Georgia. We're going to be doing a show tomorrow. We're doing doing our sports show tomorrow. And I'm going to make fun of him because he's going to cry about. They got a half an inch of snow in Georgia. And he's freaking out. He was from New York. He was born and raised in New York. oh he who who you he knows about snow then. A half an inch of ice in Georgia. any That's a party foul. That's what you call a party foul.
02:50:31
Speaker
I'm like, dude, shut up. I'm not trying to bitch, but it is next to the wind chill right now. so I promise you'll be okay. I don't know. don't think I'm going to survive. Everybody out in Texas, I promise you guys are going be fine. You I promise. Jedis in South Canada.
02:50:49
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I'm in North Florida. dare you. If you guys need tips to survive. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You're just sitting there in North Florida. Yeah.
02:51:00
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Yeah. and so so Just a minute ago, you were acting like you were Ohio and negative 20. oh youre So you're new here. We established a long time ago that either Ohio is North Florida or Florida is North Ohio because all the Florida man stories usually happens in Ohio too. So we're basically one in the same. The only difference we don't have the ocean around us and it's not warm, and but we have the same idiots that live here. Most of the
02:51:32
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most of the florida man stories Them people are not even really from Florida. Yeah, but they're there now, so they're your problem. A lot of them are. yeah they we We've done segments on our show because Shaman's from Florida, so I always find them. And they're from Florida. I do. Yeah, but authentically I'm not from Florida.
02:51:51
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so you yeah There was a dude that ate a man's face off, and that's that was it. Florida is always cursed by the Florida man thing now. He had too many bath salts.
02:52:01
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having more than one okay that ruined it That's happened multiple times in Florida. i we both do People turn into gators down there and they just start eating everybody. We we would do a what the fuck news show here on the network, which I'll be bringing back with a new name. i was going to say, you got to bring that one back. That was always a fun one. I'm working on it. That's that's the co-host. We used to do a segment from time to time where where I would tell a news story. that You had to guess whether it was Ohio or Florida.
02:52:31
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no yeah but That's funny. Because they're basically one of the same. The difference it gets cold here and and we're not surrounded by the ocean.
02:52:42
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yeah I didn't know Ohio was such a freak show. I thought it was oh lord nothing ignore well You know that saying only in Ohio? It came from somewhere. Come on now.
02:52:54
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yeah It's literally on the on the boards when you come into Ohio from every day. One of the nicest dudes I've met on YouTube is from Ohio. So not everybody there is a friend. We're awesome. We're great people in Ohio. Of course not everybody, but the rest of them. We're a lot of people in Ohio. They're fucking out there.
02:53:15
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I mean, there's some damn good people in Florida too, but there's a lot of fucking weirdos. Yeah, it smells like old people there though. Hell yeah. We do smell like piss. Take your poison. Look, living here, don't know say it, guys.
02:53:31
Speaker
Nobody cares about New York. Calm down. Yeah, because I'm like pissed. I'm like pissed, cigarette ashes, and gasoline. Yeah, your daddy's back, so just calm down, New York. Yeah. I'm over here in California. Everything's banned here.
02:53:45
Speaker
You're back to bed. I've never met my father. man You're not allowed to pee in California. They banned that. Your daddy's name is New England Patriots. Yeah, can. You can't even visit California. They banned visiting. They banned visiting. They banned piss. it Turns out Surgeon General says that visiting can cause cancer. so yeah Yeah, exactly. Everything in California causes cancer, by the way.
02:54:11
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Man, I just heard that they banned menthol cigarettes in California, so i would de that I was just talking about this yesterday on Lazy Shaman stream. We're on the same page here, Mel. They banned all the flavors. like i I use Xan. I can only have the smooth original. um Everything is just plain.
02:54:31
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plane They banned flavors everywhere. yeah Even in the restaurants. Flavors are racist. you know You're not allowed to season your food. bad no No salt, no pepper. Get the fuck out of here. They boil their meat and put salt on it. What?
02:54:48
Speaker
No, they banned all flavored tobacco products. yeah California might be the whitest state in the entire country. We don't believe in seasoning out here in California. Well, congratulations. Well, that's one good thing about living in Texas. They will never ban stuff like that, I don't think.
02:55:09
Speaker
Do you know how free Texas is for a lot things, but they don't allow weed there? That's kind of weird. They also don't let women have abortions. wouldn't want... We wouldn't want women to have access to healthcare. Yeah, that's... It's so weird. It's very weird. They'd rather a woman die from miscarriage than let her abort it. That's crazy.
02:55:30
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it's very weird they'd rather a woman die from a miscarriage than let her bor it you know like that's crazy
02:55:40
Speaker
That is. i agree. I mean, I don't think people realize that not every time you have a miscarriage, it doesn't just automatically come out. And so you may need a medical abort. You know, you need a what they call a DNC, but that's an abortion.
02:55:55
Speaker
It's a DNC. Like, that there's there's a. hard love it There's a thing called a molar pregnancy. they They'll have to get a DMC. Or an ectopic pregnancy where it fucking starts growing in the fallopian tube, which will kill the mother. Yeah, there's lots of it.
02:56:14
Speaker
Yeah, they kind of hate women, but we can smoke whatever cigarettes we want. You smoke the cigarettes, just not the dope, you dopers. Yeah, definitely don't smoke weed.
02:56:25
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Whatever. You have no devil's lettuce in Texas. That's because weed prevents you from being mind controlled, man.
02:56:38
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me well You can have a tinfoil hat all you want in Texas. You can make a cowboy hat made a tinfoil if you want to. I don't smoke the marriage of one of them.
02:56:50
Speaker
i don't smoke the marriage on on i boy I've been to a couple weed stores because it's legal here in Ohio. You can do it recreational. I would love to see Glick just high off his ass. That'd be funny as it's happened i got i got i got I got a picture of it.
02:57:06
Speaker
What? I think I have a picture of You got my number. You need to text that to me. can put it screen. if want chaka I I'm new. important because i'm new Are you a wrestler?
02:57:24
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He's got them belts behind him. He's a champ. I'm a
02:57:38
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he's a champ i am ah i ah i'm a champion though i mean like should be one I might be the longest reigning champion of all time because, I mean, i've I've had these belts for four years and nobody can take them from me. And nobody's took them yet.
02:57:56
Speaker
I'm sneaking in your back door tonight and taking a break. I've been doing back door giggles. You can't sneak in the front. Have you been working in your back door now? What you're going to do when do not go 24-inch pythons running wild on you.
02:58:15
Speaker
No, I actually, i'm I'm just a giant nerd. And, you know, I have adult money and I love my podcast and I love my network. So those are custom areas.
Wrestling Passion and Plans
02:58:25
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Those are custom-made belts with the the this show, this show in particular, with the logo on them. Oh, cool. This is Glick when he's high right here. and Shut up, nerd. that but That's me. That's me, actually, when I'm high.
02:58:44
Speaker
Chaka caught me in his kitchen at 3 o'clock in the morning. That's what I saw. Yeah, Glick got lost. He wandered the chair. And again at 3.30. And again at 4.00. The belts are cool. And Chaka was like, if you're making a sandwich, make one for me too. Those are actually custom made.
02:59:02
Speaker
so that Well, that's why I asked because they look really fancy. like those are didn know They're full-size belts. It's about an eight-pound belt. so i got i got I got this one first, and and then it fucked up. it were they They messed it up, and it was...
02:59:19
Speaker
I was having some issues with it, so I reached out to their customer service, and they sent me a second one, and I said, what do I do with this old one? And they're like, just keep it. So that one will get refurbished. Oh, wait.
02:59:30
Speaker
I should have that belt. That's the fuck-up belt. That's what I should have. That one's going to get refurbished, and I don't know if it's to have the network logo on it or if it's going to have my Glicks House of Music logo on it.
02:59:43
Speaker
But i do I do have a – you're from Texas. I don't know if you're a wrestling fan or not. But I have over here beside me, actually, let me take this QR code down and you might be able to see it. oh I'll just take to your Stone Cold title. You can see that. Right here is my Stone Cold Steve Austin. texas girl brokenkull Smoking skull. Smoking skull belt. That's a full-size. Oh, hell yeah.
03:00:06
Speaker
So, yes, I am a huge wrestling fan. My son and I do a show on on on Saturdays. Every other Saturday, we do a show together where we talk all things wrestling because he's a big wrestling fan, too. So,
03:00:18
Speaker
You know what? I know a lot of people on here that are wrestling fans. Send them our way on Saturdays. My son will love you. Actually, I did share your ah stream out. so Hell yeah. Hopefully I can funnel some people. i love the way he take her out I love the way you say wrestling.
03:00:35
Speaker
I know. I'm saying it on purpose. I can't help myself. I do it too. I spelled it that way too. We're talking wrestling. I can't just say wrestling.
03:00:46
Speaker
Do you wrestle? That sounds gay. That sounds way better. I agree with you. You're fucking spot on. We did Cassius show today and had like three or four new faces in the chat while we were doing the show. and picked up I mean, it's not a lot. i mean i'm not but but it's so But during his show, we had five new subscribers today.
03:01:09
Speaker
Hell yeah. well That's cool. and he And I told him, and he got a kick out of it. I was like, hell yeah, dude. So, see, people are liking the wrestling show. However, the first time the show is rough because we look like a couple retards fucking a football.
03:01:23
Speaker
but it's It's early, huh? What time does that show start? It's usually noonish every other Saturday. It's like, what, 9 o'clock your time?
03:01:34
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I think it's about 9, be Not next Saturday, but the following Saturday, we're going to Usually we just kind of recap what's been going on and talk about what's been going on and make picks for the pay-per-views and stuff like that. But next week, royal rumble the next week we're actually going to do a full on, we're going to talk about like our favorite wrestlers and he's only 12.
03:01:57
Speaker
and Now I'm 44. So I've been around for a hot minute and I've been watching wrestling my whole life. So we're going to talk about like our favorite and non-favorite wrestlers of all time. And I think Wally's going to come up and I think James might come up on the panel.
03:02:10
Speaker
And, you know, if anybody else wants to come up, we'll get them up there. ought To be honest, not to bring up bad moments, but mine was Chris Benoit. He was an average-sized dude. did a Capital of the world. he yeah.
03:02:32
Speaker
He's walked something on Chris Benoit not too long ago. That's just like the saddest story. place Yeah. yeah you know know he He did not kill his family. He did not kill his family. One night, though, he but he said he was going to during a wrestling little thing.
03:02:52
Speaker
he was like, oh, what I'm going to do to my wife, but it was part of the show. It was Kevin Sullivan. He did it.
03:03:00
Speaker
You think? Huh? it was You don't know who Kevin Sullivan is and you don't know the Chris Benoit story? Yo, if you want to get into it, ah his old not murder his old take in harry in the Calgary wrestling, he died on the same day as Chris Benoit.
03:03:23
Speaker
His tag team partner died the same day as Chris Benoit. That's crazy. I did not know anything about that. I know that he apparently killed his family. A wrestler called Beef Wellington was Chris Benoit's tag team partner. Beef Wellington?
03:03:40
Speaker
That's an awesome name, by the way. Makes me hungry. Oh, no. He died the same day as Chris Benoit. He died the ex exact same From Calgary, Canada, weighing in at 265 pounds and Wellington B! description Oh, yeah. What the fuck did they say? I'm not joking. He actually died same day as Chris Benoit. How did he die? How did he die?
03:04:09
Speaker
oh Did he murder his wife and child and then suicide unalive himself? No, I'm not joking. Chris Benoit. He was jaywalking got hit by bus. He made it to the TV thing. did how did he how How did he become unalive? Yeah. any miles I can't remember back then. This was a long time ago. when How did he leave the world of the living?
Nostalgic Advertising and Movie Talk
03:04:39
Speaker
Come on, James. Oh, Google it. Oh, Google it. Give me
03:04:46
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one. Oh, look at that. Oh, my God damn God. I'll give him the Cougar title. You got to give him the Cougar title. Chaka, did you do this? Look at Jedi's muscles. I had no idea.
03:04:59
Speaker
Yeah, I do a lot of push-ups once year. Once a year, he does 555 push-ups. I get it all in in one day. does a lot of push-ups and drinks a lot of milk.
03:05:11
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That's true. You got to have healthy things. Remember weird milk commercials when we were a Got milk and it's like a mustache. It's like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, God. I always...
03:05:23
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I always looked at the ladies with the white mustache and just thought dirty things. Yeah, it was so dirty. But everybody thought that. It wasn't just pervs. It's like anybody that's trying to be wholesome, they're like,
03:05:37
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That ain't right. every Every single boy thought that. I guarantee it. me ting and if they And if they were gay, then they were looking at the guys thinking the same thing.
03:05:48
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i was good wholesome I was just thinking that looks disgusting and milk does not. No, it doesn't do that. That's more like yogurt. If you were trying to chug yogurt, that's what you get. They dip their lips in some sour cream.
03:06:02
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Yes. I was thinking sour cream. I think yogurt is just cum. Yoga is going to look different. If you're trying to chug yogurt, it's going to look like something. That is some very thick, very white.
03:06:18
Speaker
Yep. That is scary. Damn, this shit. Oh, my goodness. It's going to be crazy tonight in Minneapolis. okay I was watching that earlier. She woke up from her partner. She looks like a scat woman. They're stretching and fucking saying to bring guns, but I mean, they're out there and more like not just black block. You know what help is if you hit your pipe again, you know. Oh, shit. Three hours late.
03:06:55
Speaker
three hours what eat I got weird. It's called apples and bananas. It's dope. It's not bananas and rice. The wrestler i was talking about is Bliff Willington.
03:07:10
Speaker
Bliff. That's a lot different. Bliff Willington. I'm mad too. I just want to give Kato some love.
03:07:23
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look he does yeah have delicious hungry for no reason whatsoever that's not area i'm pissed off down mad do i just want to give quito some love the picture that Chaka put up there.
03:07:40
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That's Chris Ben White. Chris Ben White. Chris Ben White. I'll put it up there. Chris Ben White. Oh, fucking God. She's had names like shit coins.
03:07:53
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oh book had names like coins but Well, the good thing is is the name Beef Wellington hasn't been used. Ladies and gentlemen. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. You Chaka, we're not friends anymore. We are not friends anymore, Chaka.
03:08:17
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Yeah, Chaka. Hi, it's brilliant.
03:08:22
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Come on, don't be a bitch. Chaka, hey Chaka, do you have a channel? Yeah, I got a channel. I figured you did because you have a very profesh looking setup right there. Yeah, he does. He's the best of business. This is just a that's a green screen. This is this is my setup.
03:08:39
Speaker
Oh, it's even better. Look at you. you What's your channel name? I'll sub you up. It's the Chalkaverse. And if you want, go give a like and follow to the Nirner.
03:08:55
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The Nirner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What James just said. i like in anybody ill jump If anybody can translate for James, we agree with it. Glick, are you cool if I drop my channel in the chat? 100%. I don't speak Canadian. I'm sorry. I don't speak Canadian. Drop our channel.
03:09:16
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droping drop our channel but i I'm not Canadian. Jersey and MoDog are off doing some little video shenanigans if you know what I'm making.
03:09:28
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I talked to Jersey earlier. i got you the make a point brown yeah and I If you want to drop your guys' this channel, drop it in the chat. Okay, I'll do that. I'll drop it like it's hot.
03:09:44
Speaker
Drop it like it's lukewarm. I'm not ready for hot. I don't know how to do that. I only drop it like it's hot, baby. You know what I'm saying? There we go. I play hot potato. Oh, look at you He's getting better. He's kind of ruining it. I'm waiting for Glick to read my... Is that my tail? Is that my tail?
03:10:02
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for all right
03:10:15
Speaker
There's my channels and there's only hot women over there. Wait, what did I do? Did I do that? Yeah. Hot girls. Dummy.
03:10:30
Speaker
What? What did I do? Drop the stream. Drop the stream. Did I in charge of Let me try that. Does that work? Is that better?
03:10:45
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yeah a but jerseys are the same thing it jersey i wasn't calling you out jersey just though i wasn't called you out there you go There you go. There's the chat. On my screen, it shows my channel with the link copied, and then I posted it.
03:11:04
Speaker
All right, let me sub it up. Uh-oh, who did that? Oh, God. What do I know you're from? channel I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
03:11:23
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and i' I'm going to fix it. Yo, Mel's Bells, what channel do I know you from? I forgot. CW.
03:11:34
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The Lazy and Shaman Show.
03:11:39
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I... Listen, dude, I get around, okay? I'm like a panel whore. which She's a snore. I'm a big YouTube slag.
03:11:51
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I'm just kidding. i do you know Y'all know Marissa. I know Marissa. Marissa's first. She's supposed to be going. lunch there's how fun oh yeah she goes live on She goes live at 10 p.m. usually Central Time. Yeah, sometimes it is later. three
03:12:14
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It is true. I'm trying to think of who else Shut up, Shaman. just 11 p.m. Eastern time. I told i done told both of you, this is not that this is Saturday night. You guys are not allowed to be mean to each other.
03:12:31
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We're not mean to each other ever. What kind of rule is that? That rule sucks. You're not allowed to talk. Thank you, Miles. Thank you, Miles.
03:12:43
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Saturdays is for meanness. Shaman and I are never mean to each other on any day of the week, okay? It's because it's Saturday, so we can't be mean to each other. Shaman's got me videos where he's just molly whopping his shit out. That is the gayest rule I've ever heard. please.
03:13:01
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that increasing oh want Me and you are the same age. Did you see the He-Man trailer that came out? Dude, can we do a show where we can just talk about that?
03:13:15
Speaker
Yes, I would love and love that but that. That looks sick. So fucking excited. The He-Man trailer. It'll be done right. Dude, I've not seen it. What? I've not seen the He-Man trailer. If it's not going to be Ralph Lauren, whatever his name was, then don't to see it. If it's not going to be Ralph Lauren?
03:13:37
Speaker
Even Skeletor looked pretty sick on You know what? If it's not Beef Wellington, I don't want to watch it. Agreed. Like, share, subscribe, you sons of bitches. Ralph Lauren? What was his name?
03:13:50
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The queen of the chat. guy is. Ralph Lundgren? I've never forgiven him. Ralph Lundgren from the Cardi Kid?
03:14:05
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not No, not that one. The guy from Universal Soldier, the Russian from Rocky. I will never forgive Dolph Lundgren for killing Apollo Creed. That really hurts me too. I don't like it either. cried.
03:14:18
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I cry still every time i watch it. Every time. Ivan Drago, you son of a bitch. Black Lives Matter. I have endless tears for that.
03:14:30
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You cut him, Rock. He's not a machine. You cut him, Rock. yeah Okay, Rocky IV is my favorite Rocky movie. I'm not lying. That is seriously my favorite fucking Rocky movie. The entire Rocky series is fantastic. It's so good. Are you including the Creed movies?
03:14:48
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I haven't actually watched them either. I'm not a big fan of the Creed movies. I've not watched them. My girlfriend, Kayla, does not like the Rocky series. Well, she don't like Sylvester Stallone.
03:14:59
Speaker
Whatever. But she loves the Rocky series. Yo, well you mad when I love you, man. She has brain damage before even started boxing. I've never watched them. I think the reason watched them is because I'm such a fan of the Rocky movies, with the exception of Rocky V. That doesn't exist. That never happened. Yeah, that one's almost like a whatever. That's a Mandela effect. They get that street fight at the end. Yeah. When he just beat the brakes off of Billy Gunn in an alley. Yeah.
03:15:30
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You know what? I've only seen that one once. All the other ones I've seen multiple times. I was have a fan. i agree ready I understand what your girlfriend is coming from because I was never a huge fan of Sylvester Stallone. But as an adult, I rewatched Rambo.
03:15:47
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And that I liked it. It was so good. What was the new Rambo where he like he overdid it? He overdid it on the Star Wars. The one where like his granddaughter or something like it was kidnapped and trafficked by the Mexican cartel. To fair, I only watched the first one. i didn't want he pumped he pumped in ah He pumped in a couple extra cc's on for that movie. because He even move his neck.
03:16:16
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yeah mean and i'm ah I'm a Stallone fan. He has to turn and look with his whole body because he can't move his head. Taken was the one with the Albanians. What?
03:16:27
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Taken was the with the Albanians. No. The last Rambo movie. The last Rambo movie, his like granddaughter or daughter or niece or something...
03:16:39
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was taken by the Mexican cartel and he went and he rescued her, but he killed a whole bunch of Mexican cartel cartel members. And then they're like, we're going to come kill you, John Rambo. And he was like, I'm motherfucking John Rambo, bitch. And he's like on his ranch tunnels and he's like, just fucking up the entire Mexican cartel by himself. And he's like a 90 year old man.
03:17:00
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I'm just like, Spoiler alert. sometimes Sorry. Spoiler alert. Yeah, bro. What the hell, Blake? I'll right back. I have to let my dog out. haven't seen that yet.
03:17:10
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I mean, it was literally. I might as well have read the book just now. i mean, that was like audible right there. I can pay you for that. Well, you're welcome. I just saved you two hours of your life. Another Sylvester Stallone movie? he goes He goes and saves his granddaughter or whatever the fuck she is, and and he kills a whole bunch of cartel members, and then the rest of the movie was just him planning for the cartel to come kill him. And I think he died at the end. So there you go. Spoiler alert. No more Rambo movies. Fucking bastard. Motherfucker. They're actually redoing Rambo, too.
03:17:44
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They're also redoing it a younger prequel. It was somebody else. Yeah, young guy. But speaking of Sylvester Stallone and Mandela Effect, Demolition Man. Did you see the the new movies? Okay, before they went to Taco Bell, that was their big fancy restaurant. yeah it's pizza hut It's Pizza Hut now. now look look Look it up on YouTube. they changed They must have had some kind of deal. heer It was Taco Bell.
03:18:07
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and Well, they are an affiliated. But in the new movies, like when they replay it, it's Pizza Hut. Huh. It used to be, because I got fucked up i was looking at it, and was like, it used to be Taco Bell, and I had to go back and look at the original, and it was Taco Bell. But now, for some reason, it's Pizza Hut. They even changed it. They say it in the car. they even You can see them saying Taco Bell, but the voice comes out and says Pizza Hut. you watch when you watch like when you watch ah like Die Hard on TBS, and it's like, mother fudge ice cream. Yippee Ka-Yay. Yeah. I think i think it's Pizza Hut. Yippee Ka-Yay. It's one of those fudgers.
03:18:44
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yeah
03:18:46
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i will you yeah mother tucker other what that dog well I used to work for Pizza Hut. They're affiliated with Taco Bell. They were like, you could work over there too if you want. So maybe that's something that you have to do.
03:19:05
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I don't know. so. so But it's like the Yummy Corporation, which is like Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, KFC. there's a big There's a big company that kind of bought the rights or some shit to all these restaurants, and they work under that umbrella.
03:19:21
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like Like when I worked for Orkin Pest Control. Garden in Restaurants? Yeah, when I worked for Orkin Restaurants, Orkin Pest Control, they were under the Rollins umbrella. Rollins owns a whole bunch of companies. Orkin Pest um They bought Orkin once upon a yeah they so They keep all their franchising rights. And AMW or whatever.
03:19:41
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The root beer place. know That place is good. but but the ah the It was only Taco Bell in the US. Everywhere else, the international release, it was Pizza Hut. What?
03:19:53
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Yeah. Donations where the NSN never expected but always appreciated. Click, click, 13. Yeah. Yeah, we're currently raising funds to buy Jedi a booster seat.
03:20:06
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We got other the other smoke bombs out. It's getting serious, guys. Uh-oh.
03:20:16
Speaker
You said what? Smoke bombs? That's CN gas right there. what? CN gas. Wasn't it smelling yet? some mun and gas wasn't knowing it Or it could be an OC gas. Is that better with the vans?
03:20:32
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Yeah, well, they're standing, like, against the wind, so they're shooting them out, and then all the smoke just comes back towards them.
03:20:43
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Are you guys ready for the snow?
03:20:47
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i love my power boy I just went outside with my dog. It is like a
03:20:56
Speaker
It's more than an inch. Fuck this weather.
03:21:08
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It's bullshit. I'm getting snowed in at my friend's house. She made a Thanksgiving meal tonight. That's also why I took along that. It was fucking bomb. I had two plates. I'm so full.
03:21:20
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Turkey and weed, girl. No wonder. I'm so full. ready Yeah, dude. Oh, I gotta go pick up my son and in and out. so i was out like a light Chaka, good to see you, brother.
03:21:34
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Yeah, good see you. I'll jump back on. I just got i just gotta to go ah pick up my kid real quick. yeah Well, have a good one, Chaka, because I'll be out probably by the time you get back. Alright, I'm gonna go grab me a ball burger.
03:21:46
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Damn it, gentlemen. Hell yeah. I gotta work in the morning. only gotta do like 13 hours tomorrow, though. so Excuses, excuses, gentlemen. No. Maybe 14. God damn it.
03:22:02
Speaker
I'm taking a shot. Is it a... Is it a vaccine or what? I don't know. It took you a while to get that out. I forgot the fucking word. I'm like, is it a shot? Is it shot? No.
03:22:17
Speaker
good i forgot i forgot the fucking word i'm like is it a shot ah no shot no
03:22:27
Speaker
Oh, no, it's vodka. Oh, shit. He's not playing around. Mr. Potato Head vodka? look no that's a good name. Well, got the cheap shit smeared off.
03:22:44
Speaker
Oh. But the liquor store is literally right next door, so I can walk over there I need to. That's the good shit I'm from, you know. I like Tito's. Tito's a good shit.
03:22:58
Speaker
Yeah, true. That shit's gross. so Yeah, that's just gross. ah yeah and The last time I had Tito's, I puked my guts up.
03:23:11
Speaker
Tito's is my shit. It it is good vodka, but damn, I overdid it. I've been there, yeah, feel you.
03:23:22
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i can't do like... I used to like rum, then I switched to whiskey more so. And I'm like, voka I don't get sick
Alcohol Preferences and Drinking Stories
03:23:32
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on that. so Yeah, I like whiskey or tequila.
03:23:36
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It would be my two liquors. Tequila. Tequila. My favorite karaoke song. Tequila. I just always think that's it.
03:23:49
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de giilla
03:23:52
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i just got one one one time does it
03:23:58
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so funny but but but he's standing there waiting and he's just like tequila 18 to 24 inches where i'm at that's ridiculous ah pretty love yeah that's what they're that's what they're saying to 24 inches Maybe you want to go on a date and forecast in 18 to 24 inches in here. No, thank you. That's scary. That sounds terrifying. Yeah, I know. That is terrifying.
03:24:35
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This is stuff of nightmares. I'm good. good I'll give you 18 24. What's up, Wes? What up, Eagle? you doing, man?
03:24:45
Speaker
what's up with
03:24:48
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but a we are you doing man
03:24:52
Speaker
You want 18 to 24? You better call somebody else. Yeah. Better call Jason Lowe. If you want that much, then you have another issue. On a good day. Yeah, roll it up. My legs are only like 30 inches long. built like a silverback. I'm all upper body. Oh.
03:25:11
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yeah roll it up my legs are only like thirty inches long i'm built like a silver back i'm all upper mine oh but i' be trippping change different voyages I'd be tripping over that shit. Walking all over.
03:25:27
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You have abnormally long arms and kind of short legs. He's like an ape. yeah Have you ever seen a silverback gorilla? That's how I'm built. I'm all i'm all upper body. I'm all torso.
03:25:40
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and He randomly beats his chest too, which is uncanny. He skipped a leg day. but I don't... don't get like day i'm an ah Shaman, I'll have you know I think I have very nice legs. Thank you very much. They're just short
03:25:57
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just short. When I met you, i you were taller than me, but I think i think my legs are longer. Your legs are definitely longer. I literally have a 31-inch inseam. And I'm
03:26:10
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and i says fix something yeah Damn, you are all torso. that you about my like really My wingspan is like seven foot. is like seven foot If I stretch my arm. Long arm, motherfucker.
03:26:30
Speaker
It's insanity. it's It's insanity.
03:26:35
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But I've said it a million times. I wish the rest of my body looked like my legs. My legs are true. You'd be seven foot tall then. ah Well, yeah that's... i Originally, projecting I was 6'2 at 12 years old. Oh, my God.
03:26:54
Speaker
But I was allergic to poison ivy. So very they found that if they basically injected me with steroids and then another shot with some medicine in it... Like, I was deathly allergic to poison ivy. I almost died i almost died a couple times. um So they...
03:27:11
Speaker
So they think that like the quote unquote steroids stuntance stunted my growth at my height that I am, which I don't feel like I'm very tall, but apparently a lot of people think I'm tall.
03:27:23
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How tall did you say you are? 6'3"? Like 6'2", 6'3", something like that. That's pretty tall. I think that's pretty tall. Yeah. I'm sorry. we can't talk about this. Jedi is only four foot two. Hi, Jedi. Welcome back. I didn't see you. Three foot nine. Speaking of little legs.
03:27:39
Speaker
Oh, three foot nine. I was trying to give you some love, buddy. I was trying to give you a couple extra. Most men would be happy if they were given a couple extra inches. Lord knows I would be. why you you take off I wish somebody would give me a couple extra inches if you know what I'm saying. ah I can give you a couple extra, but it's going to be in and increments.
03:28:05
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Wow. We would love to give you 12 inches, but he's got to give it to you 12 times. He doesn't want to 12 times any many anymore. He's getting there.
03:28:18
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two
03:28:21
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certainly
03:28:24
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She said, give me 12 inches and make it hurt. So I gave it to That's going to take me at least three days. and Punched her in the face. typical What's the punch?
03:28:37
Speaker
um She asked me for 12 inches. I brought her a subway sub. And Jedi's doing the math. Give me that football. Can you convert inches to Celsius, please?
03:28:50
Speaker
Yeah, he's been 80. Yeah, my dick is like five Celsius. Gentlemen, I'm just going to tell you right now, like i agree elie always use centimeters because I'm telling you right now, 75 centimeters sounds way better.
03:29:09
Speaker
I'm just saying. Do they hear anything after 7.5? These are about to get different day.
03:29:19
Speaker
you're about to be a what? She's a little wild. That's where I'm at right now. She's like my mom, basically. She's just freaking wild. Is that that old movie? that's Let's go on an adventure.
03:29:32
Speaker
Please don't end the show. won't. he and that's i hour two I had to get I
03:29:43
Speaker
no you look how does you all right you know what You know what? I tell her all the time, don't open doors. You're not ready to... but I'm going to open a door. How did you lose your phone? I don't know. I was wearing a different coat. I think it just fell out of the pocket somewhere. I'm probably going to end up finding it somewhere, but I got a new phone.
03:30:05
Speaker
item Yeah, when all the snow melts in April, she'll find it. Yeah, right. i thought we were That actually happened to my son one time. We lived in North Dakota. but And he lost his phone outside and he found snow melt. And it still worked.
03:30:23
Speaker
It was an old school phone. Nice. We went to Walmart last night to do some grocery shopping for this week. Because we're not lunatics.
03:30:36
Speaker
just write Just regular grocery shopping. And we were coming out from the store and I could not find my parkie and I was freaking the fuck out. Well, I had like my big winter jacket on and and I had hoodie. My hoodie has like... I hate but The hoodie that I had don't don't have like the normal hoodie on the front.
03:30:57
Speaker
It has like actual pockets. So I'm like checking my sweatpants. I'm looking at my... but i'm I'm starting to freak out because I'm like, oh I gotta go back into Walmart. and retrace my steps to find my goddamn car keys about that they were and like they were in my hoodie pocket but i couldn't feel it is on aisle nine yeah car keys are you an idiot who lost your car keys anytime you lose your phone or keys it's panic mode i i could give a shit less if i lose for real i'm gonna lock your keys in your car
03:31:31
Speaker
that's good never yeah not I have past, but now i I have new cars so that I cannot... i They won't allow me to lock my car if my keys are in it.
03:31:43
Speaker
I always roll my window down. Yeah, my car was yelling at me. Yeah, mine won't lock if it's on. Yeah, no, my keys are in my car, it won't lock.
03:31:59
Speaker
My car was yelling at me yesterday when I got to work. and like My horn beeped at me, and then it it was like setting off alarms because I got out of my car, and my keys were still in my cup holder.
03:32:10
Speaker
And they're like, keys left in the car, and everything's going crazy. So we live in the future, Chet-Up. I don't know what that's like. I have an old V. I still drive to 1983 Chevy Pinto.
03:32:26
Speaker
i i go by horse and buggy everywhere i go lazy has an old vehicle he's got 2025. my wife did my wife has a new vehicle and it's like a spaceship i don't even understand it oh your wife is still still alive that's precious we all know you murdered her and she's in your freezer in the basement He puts on her wig and goes out and drives her van. told you that in private, Glick. God damn it. You told me that two Saturdays ago on this panel.
03:32:57
Speaker
Oh. You said you were a family annihilator. I'm Chris you're not. because you're a gospel i just got plastic surgery.
03:33:15
Speaker
Still me, bitch. Still Chris Benoit. You are Canadian. i here No, I'm not Canadian. God damn it. Chris Benoit was Canadian. He was the Canadian. I know.
03:33:28
Speaker
But I've changed my identity so that nobody will find out what I'm doing. Now you're the South Canadian crippler. I'm the South Canadian crippler. ah Yeah.
03:33:39
Speaker
Minnesota. I know who you are. Damn it, Brittany. Calm
03:33:46
Speaker
down. I'm going to smoke this banana and rice fucking weed over here. Just don't buy it. maybe if i can figure out yeah I can figure out fireworks. I'm gonna smoke this Awesome fire ah your indian but name britney i make fire we
03:34:13
Speaker
yeah you're welcome i'm awesome yeah lighter sucks
03:34:19
Speaker
and i tried to get it You know, if it sucks, isn't it like a vacuum, not a lighter? Maybe you're using it wrong. Yeah, definitely using it wrong.
03:34:32
Speaker
Operator error. I mean, I got it to work. It's an ID10T issue. Shaman. Oh, it is. I'm almost out of beef chain. Yeah. it got your id ten out of beef ta I was surprised. I didn't know anybody was going to get that. Yeah, i dude, i've I've been working construction pretty much my entire life. You know how many times I'm asking a new guy if you got your ID10T?
03:34:59
Speaker
You know what's funny is I learned that um when I worked at AT&T. And then people would come in and be like, hey, my Bluetooth phone connects to my phone. And I'd be like, oh, it's probably just an ID10T issue. Bring it over here. He's like, okay. And you're like, all right, come on over.
03:35:16
Speaker
yeah we And then one time somebody laughed at me, and that's when I realized, oh, people know what this is. Yeah, no, we used to ask guys. We get new guys on the job site and be like, hey, did you get your ID10T card before you started here? Because you can't be on the job site without it.
03:35:31
Speaker
a i I'm using that. I'm using that one that way. I haven't used that. i can like kidding you I can't tell you how many guys were like, oh. Well, no, I didn't know i had i know I had to get that. These were also the same guys that we would send to Home Depot. It's like fucking with your kids. Saying, like, you need their, like, brake light fluids.
03:35:52
Speaker
So in a warehouse, we used to say, go get the pallet stretcher. Like, oh, this won't all fit. Go get the pallet stretcher. yeah we used to send we used to send new guys to Home Depot or Lowe's to get or 84 Lumber or whatever to get board a board stretcher. Like, oh, shit, this board's too short. Run down the road to home and get a board stretcher. We need a board stretcher.
03:36:16
Speaker
And they're like, it's that big yellow thing. It looks just like this. You've never seen it. It's right over there. Ask it every day when you walk in. Yeah, if you can't find it, just ask. Somebody will help you. Yeah, be sure to ask somebody. and Ask everyone. If they don't know, ask the manager because they have it. I know they have it. Yeah, demand to speak to the Go full on, Karen, and ask to speak to the manager.
03:36:44
Speaker
In fact, just call Channel 9 and bring them with you, okay? yeah yeah put
03:36:51
Speaker
Oh, we got more gas. we got more gas. we got Not me. to the man yeah Okay, Shaman's got gas. Shaman's got gas. No, that was last night. He doesn't have a face, but he's got gas. Roof.
03:37:07
Speaker
Roof.
03:37:10
Speaker
She doesn't like when you guys make fun of me. I've decided every time I'm barking back at it. I did that the other day. She just kept going. It was like back and forth. She's like, I'm never going to hear the end of it.
03:37:29
Speaker
I'm going to teach this goddamn Chihuahua a lesson. I'm going to get going if you want.
03:37:39
Speaker
fast babe that response didn't happen in fast jersey he told us that like 20 minutes
03:37:52
Speaker
oh they're video they're doing video sex stuff oh that's gross i mean whatever now they're cute shut up Stop showing her your clean butthole.
03:38:09
Speaker
They both showed up at the same time. Look, you know damn well what they were doing. Look, they both showed up at the same time. They just finished. You already know. They always show up at the same time.
03:38:26
Speaker
Yeah. No, they, well, they disappeared at the same time. Then they came back. But however, I will say shout out to Jersey. Thanks for keeping me on in the background while you guys were doing what you were doing. That's, that's love that's hot. thought right It helped them. yeah so you You were the audio lubricant.
03:38:43
Speaker
No king shaming.
03:38:46
Speaker
I appreciate that because I was like, oh, Jersey's usually pretty good at putting people's legs in the I'm not shaming. I'll cheer it on. Do it. I'm not shaming anything. I'm just saying shout out to the wall. Get it. Get it.
03:38:59
Speaker
If I realized it was on in the background, we couldn't make noise. They should have warned us that we have cheered them along the whole time. Yeah, we could have done a it. You can do it! You can do it! Oh, no! I was like, I'm some years old. I can't. He's like, I don't know about that.
03:39:18
Speaker
We would have put our sexy voices on if we had known. Most people watch porn in the background. We haven't.
03:39:28
Speaker
We're the background for the porn. like to listen to a podcast while I get it on. We're here for a minute. love you guys. love the loyalty. I love the loyalty. i love Babe, I feel like I'm in the mood.
03:39:42
Speaker
Let's put on a podcast. Put on Nonsensical Network. let's just do I'll do this the whole time. Is it Saturday night? You know what that means.
03:39:53
Speaker
had Time for Glick and Chill. ah Yeah, not that lazy and shaman shit. Wow. Shout out to anybody who's using nonsensical network in my glorious channel. It's the ultimate compliment. It's getting sticky in here real quick. Okay.
03:40:21
Speaker
Brady is no longer allowed on the lazy shaman show. ha wow That's my big bro. I can't. I just... I'm not, look, it's not for everybody, but shout out to the ones that are like, you know, it's time to get a little ready.
03:40:36
Speaker
Turn on nonsensical nonsense so we can get Glick and his glorious panel to really get us to where we need to be. i mean You know what got him going was all the Rambo talk. It's definitely the Rambo talk. Shout out to all of us right here on the panel on Saturday nights. This is for the of the Yeah, that's what we do to people. Cheers. I'll cheers to that.
03:40:58
Speaker
You're welcome. Cheers to getting off to that. Cheers to getting off to nonsensical nonsense. You're welcome. And cheers to getting off to Rambo, because who wouldn't?
03:41:11
Speaker
I mean, I'm basically getting off to Randos anyways. Yeah, cheers to getting snowed in. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
03:41:24
Speaker
Snowed in. With a Thanksgiving meal.
03:41:29
Speaker
Girl, you're living a life with absolute food. Yes, ma'am. Can I smoke inside here? We don't kink shame. Hashtag, we do not kink shame. route here We don't kink shame. Especially when the panel is the kink. We would be shaming ourselves. we don't yeah I mean, I'll make fun of we everything. We're making a Footfinder thing tonight.
03:41:54
Speaker
see last name is She's like, my feet are really cute right now. We're making it foot finders. i wasway six year open talk for us I like talk.
03:42:07
Speaker
It was a snoring for Jersey. Shut up. Jersey. I mean, it literally sounded like an engine revving and it revved your engine. we get You know what Jersey? He is. And I agree.
03:42:24
Speaker
And and the way the the way he sucks down purple crayons. moving Well, I was saying that your dude likes the Rambo talk. Your dude liked it. I mean, doesn it who doesn't like some Rambo talk at the end of the day?
03:42:40
Speaker
Dude's love that shit. yeah Guns, explosions, knives, stabby things. Cocaine.
03:42:52
Speaker
Cocaine.
03:42:55
Speaker
I didn't know we were introducing cocaine to this party. Yeah. I had to fight cocaine bear. I'll fight the cocaine bear. Yeah, Cocaine Bear. I don't recommend it. I mean, does Cocaine Bear want really want to go one-on-one with Meth bear meth Silverback?
03:43:12
Speaker
um with I doubt it. With Meth Squatch? men may yout Meth Squatch versus
Creative Fictional Battles
03:43:20
Speaker
Cocaine Bear. With Beef Wellington. Oh my God, that would be the fucking blockbuster of the year. This movie needs to happen. I'll be in the director.
03:43:29
Speaker
me method messy one verai yeah pair with special guest referee beef wellington oh this is a banger all you well app and taps the like
03:43:44
Speaker
this has another one so it's like a tag team thing
03:43:50
Speaker
Oh, dude. Beef Wellington teams up with Cocaine Bear versus Meth Squatch and my best friend, Crack-coon. The raccoon. Oh, oh shit. That sounds like somebody's going to die. I'll be the crack-coon. I'll be the is going to be the movie of I'll be the coon on This is going to be the best thing anybody's ever seen. I can't wait.
03:44:21
Speaker
Glick, aka Mesquatch, teams up with Shaman, aka Crackcoon, to take on Cocaine Bear and Beef Wellington. Oh my god. Hell yeah, dude. Let's do it. We need to get billboards put up immediately. They need a possession. We need to get the word out. I'm going to Chetchy Feature Bar to make this post. Holy shit. Holy shit.
03:44:44
Speaker
make this post oh shit this is I got to write it down in my... in my i got a brand new I got a brand new notebook that I'm so excited to write down all my crazy ideas in. But again, Rick, you're in charge of burning my notebooks when I pass.
03:45:05
Speaker
If I die before you. Wow, why do I have so much shit in this fucking thing? I just need a pen. Why can I not find a pen? There's a pen. Oh, there's another pen.
03:45:16
Speaker
i need to I need to write this down so I don't forget about look at morning i'm goingnna look at it in the morning and go, what the fuck is meth squash and crackcoon versus cocaine? I literally have a pile of notes, and I'm like, what the fuck did I do last night? Why was I writing this down? I don't I don't know.
03:45:36
Speaker
and i hear you What do you have to do is write down more of it. Because if you just do keywords, it's harder to remember it. Because I'll do the same shit. I'll be like, what was I even fucking thinking when I wrote this down? like You should probably make a PowerPoint if you really want to remember it.
03:45:55
Speaker
No, I got my Grogu book. ah I literally have, I'm writing this is as we speak. It says, Meth Squatch and Crack Coon versus Cocaine Bear.
03:46:10
Speaker
but And Beef Wellington. And I don't know if any of it's... You basically wrote the exact same thing I did on my notes. We wrote the exact same thing. Yeah, imagine that. The two guys on this panel who are sharing a break. Yeah.
03:46:26
Speaker
Do you know what's funny though when my wife find my notes and she's like, what is wrong with you? And I'm like, hold on, Lazy. Hold on. What the fuck are you keeping notes for? You don't ever do anything.
03:46:40
Speaker
That's true. That's true. I don't know why I do. I literally have a pile of notes that I've done nothing with Well, that's in case he ever decides to do something. He'll have notes to back himself up. You have to. Somebody gets it. Huh?
03:46:54
Speaker
huh So it's Coke Bear? Cocaine Bear. Cocaine. Cocaine Bear. Cocaine. Okay, Brittany, get it right. Goddamn.
03:47:07
Speaker
Cocaine Bear. So, Jedi, you're doing it wrong. You you have to you had to. I told Kayla. i had i had When Kayla first came over and she watched me do the show, i was like, I have this notebook right here.
03:47:21
Speaker
I don't want you to look at it. But just know that Rick is in charge of making sure it is perfect when I die. Yeah, burn it if I die for real. But don't ever look at it because you're probably going to break up with me because I look like a fucking lunatic.
03:47:37
Speaker
Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay, who is it? Who's the wrestling? who's I write these notes that make no sense to anybody but me like this. Mesquatch and Krakkoon versus Cocaine Bear and Beef Wellington. Somebody's got to look at that and go,
03:47:53
Speaker
What the fuck? yeah i didn' know I did a with beef well. Let's get ready to rumble. Oh, can we get Bruce Buffer to do that for us? Is he still alive?
03:48:07
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. That'd be cool. that askqua if you could get what what are What are those things called where you ah paid them? ah they ship um um cameo cameo yeah maybe he's on camevio oh Oh, shit, never mind. That would be fucking wild.
03:48:26
Speaker
ah Oh, how much does Bruce Buffer coant cost on Cameo? it's Is Bruce Buffer on Cameo? Let me ask. Hey, listen, and if you have to ask, you can't afford it, okay? Exactly. Oh, shit, he is on
03:48:44
Speaker
oh shit you on camera No. He offers personalized video messages, including his famous UFC style champ. oh Bro.
03:48:58
Speaker
Bro. You're welcome. you're welcome with Merry Christmas, bro. Happy birthday. The whole thing, Brittany. All the lows were shot right now. Now he has to change his britches.
03:49:11
Speaker
Your booster seat has to wait. Ladies and gentlemen, contribute to the bruce buffer cameo fun so we can get bruce buffer to announce the fight between mess squash crackcoon versus cocaine bear and beef wellington at let's get ready for rabies if you go to our bio.link our venmo's there and and whatever the other where you can send people money to is there too don't know there's paypal yeah thank you thank you mellow
03:49:46
Speaker
Or Mel's. I called you Mel. Sorry, Mel's. We got We got Cash App. We got Venmo. Send the money there. We're going get Bruce Buffer to do a ring announcement. got to happen. It's got to happen.
03:50:00
Speaker
It has to. That would be awesome. Add that to your notes. Bruce, ah you know what? Good call, Mel's. Yep, that's what I'm here for. I got a lot of good eyes. Mel's is on point, goddammit.
03:50:15
Speaker
Nothing gets by me. Women, that's what you need them around for sometimes. you know That's true. i put it down then i'm track We got a good idea every now and then, you know, as girls. Bruce Buffer Cameo Fundraiser. I got it. It's down there. it' right it's on the It's in the notebook. Now it's official.
03:50:35
Speaker
It's going to happen. See, that's your ticket from the show.
03:50:41
Speaker
Jedi writes notes down of shit people say so he can talk shit about it later. Wait, i how dare How dare you, Sarge. Ten minutes later, I'm just trying to write her note down. Thank you, Motog. I finally got it.
03:50:57
Speaker
Ten minutes later, Brittany's still trying to write her note down. Well, she just learned how to spell. It's fine. Yeah, well, I asked the question like five times. Nobody wanted answer, but I finally got it. Well, you needed practice, and you got it right on the fifth time. She ate a lot of turkey. Leave her alone. Back off.
03:51:16
Speaker
she Yeah. What's going on? Stuffing taters. going out All the Thanksgiving food. i gave we tell you Okay, we had a whole fucking hour-long conversation about food earlier, and I was hungry then, and I'm hungry now.
03:51:33
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Don't talk about Thanksgiving food. yeah Go eat a sandwich. Apparently the fat asses, a.k.a. myself the woman for that and Jedi, got yelled at because we talked about food for an hour. we I got a confession to make. I'm so full.
03:51:52
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I ate a whole pizza by myself earlier and I'm ashamed. I'm jealous. okay i'm jealous i was on you're fat You're amazing. You're not fat. and I wish you would have shared it with me because I want some of that band pizza. hold on on a second Hold on a second. hold on a second before we What kind of pizza was it? yeah Before we cast judgment and tell her she's not fat. i mean What kind of pizza but for hit me and where was What size pizza?
03:52:18
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and what side It was like a chicken. Oh, God. Now I feel like I'm going to be judged. it was oh no it was a chicken lado It was like a chicken Alfredo pizza. That sounds good. I love that chicken Alfredo pizza. Goddamn was god damn right It was a frozen pizza. Oh, that's not that big. Well, you warmed it up so it wasn't frozen when you ate it, so it doesn't matter. It probably tasted like a little slice of heaven, goddammit. It tasted like heaven. I was trying to figure out how big the pizza was. What brand was it? What brand?
03:52:54
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Well, it was the grocery store brand. What grocery store? I'm on board. can't tell you. I'll dox myself. Walmart? oh yeah yeah lovemar gonna knock Walmart. Walmart? I've never heard one of those. I've never heard now it ah now we know right where you are relax walmart that's where i'm at She went to Walmart. What is that?
03:53:27
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Walmart in Texas. Austin. and I was wondering why you're making it so hard. I'm like, this is a fucking brand already. I want like yeah he felt i want a goddamn pizza. or We have ah really nice grocery stores in Texas called United. And that's where it was from.
03:53:44
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Okay, but are they all over Texas? okay and i yeah There's a few cities that it's in. So it's not really bad for me. We know exactly where you live. We're all going to show up tomorrow and eat a frozen pizza with you. I got a tattoo. Can I write down the address in the notes so we have it?
03:54:08
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I'm actually in Timbuktu. I grew up in Podunk, Ohio. We have something in common. I'm in Timbuktu. Oh, nice.
03:54:19
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oh nice I'm just kidding. There's not a Timbuktu, honestly. I have a cousin down there. But there is open in Muskogee, if you are wondering. And go near McAllen.
03:54:37
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McAllen? My hometown is literally called Podunk-ass Ohio. Well, that's beautiful. i love it.
03:54:48
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It is. Actually, it is It is really. It is very. You know what I'll say? I'll tell you this. I haven't been home in like 25 years. Well, I've been home once in 25 years. I'll tell you what. That's because they banished you.
03:55:00
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No. and you would I'm a goddamn rock star person. Actually, dead I was actually dead for like 20 years. That was great. that was a fun That was a fun conversation to have with a whole bunch of people that I never liked when I was in high school that found me on Facebook.
03:55:17
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Apparently, I died. they didn't like you They thought you were dead. Cadaver lives matter. Okay? Cadaver lives matter. That's going to show up. Apparently. Now, a lot of people I did go to school with have passed on and gone into the other world or other life or whatever. after life But yeah, people thought I was dead. Apparently, a rumor got started that I died.
03:55:38
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And that was a fun conversation to have with people that when I i bro thought i started that You started that and and i was like love ever Think how bummed everybody is when they found out it was a rumor and not real. Damn, he is alive. Shit.
03:55:58
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I had this idea where I finally going to reconnect with people from high school and everybody was like, dude, we thought you were dead. And I'm like, yeah, let's keep it that way. And now you remember why you never talked to those assholes in 20 years. Your high school crush actually had a crush on you and she never got to tell you because you died.
03:56:20
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i know. Well, what's funny is what's funny is my high school crush hit me up when I came back home from from South Carolina and I was divorced and single and all that shit.
03:56:32
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and And she tried to hit me up and I'm like, Bitch, are you out your damn mind? You're about 100 pounds bigger. You got six kids. and thought I'm not fat shaming anybody because don't like me I love me a thick girl. i' i'm all for the I'm down with the thickness.
03:56:52
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I'm a big boy. I got no time. down with the day yeah But, but Bitch, are you out your mind? Like, no. Look at me. look at look Look at me and look at you. The only thing different about me from high school was I got a beard now and I got gray hair.
03:57:10
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yeah But that's it. You're like 40 years old, worse than a whole bunch of kids. that and I'm good. on big ground ah one I'm good. and Does that make me an asshole? Probably, but I don't fucking care.
03:57:25
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guys People are surprised that don't have any kids. They're like, have you ever had any kids? I'm like, no. They're like, what? I'm like, fuck you. wait that's a weird Have you ever had any kids? like like Yeah, I used to have kids. That'd be crazy. Yeah, used to have five. can be so judgmental about that. i it's Have you had any kids? Yeah, maybe.
03:57:51
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Yeah, I had kids twice. I honestly applaud people for that. i am Ain't nothing wrong with not having kids. Honestly, it's good decision. like...
03:58:02
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it's a good decision i like i like my taco Having kids is hard. I
Playful Banter and Interactions
03:58:10
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am... ah I am... onlauded I might have mo dog I have three fuck trophies. and And I'm proud of all three of them little sons of bitches.
03:58:23
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I have three. Fuck trophies is such a funny way to refer to you, kid. Look, some people call them crotch goblins. I call them fuck trophies. i Look, at the end of the day. I like that better. think that's what I'm saying. I was confused. I'm the champ. I got the belt on the wall. I got three fuck trophies running around. I'm the champ. Everything I do, i win. I still keep hearing him say butt trophies.
03:58:50
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Round of applause for Glick and his fuck trophies. All I do is been when win, win, win, no matter what. Okay, fuck trophies. trophies I can never get enough.
03:59:03
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Salmon's like, I might have fuck trophies. I don't know. I left for a gallon of milk and a pack of new. Listen, there's only like three that I'm not sure about. Okay.
03:59:15
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Whose goddamn white baby is that? I can't bring anybody in. I can't bring anybody in because I'm on my phone. Oh, Bradley! How are you, brother? How are you? God damn it. The end is near!
03:59:32
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I like the name of your show. and it's The near! um love That good, Bradley. Yeah, what is that? that. That's from a wrestling band. He's been practicing. I know. He's been practicing. Bradley's killing it.
03:59:48
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That was pretty good. do a little singing on this line, Bradley? Yeah, well, I just came from a karaoke show. did you Oh, wait, you do sing. You have sang on here. You do have good pipes.
03:59:59
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Oh, thank you. I was about say, I thought he Sometimes, if I'm not your choice. What them I'll tell you what them pipes do, Shaman.
04:00:14
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but yeah well is a good It's good to have good pipes for your plumbing. I mean, I'm just saying, you don't just get on the panel. You just go let people on the panel all willy-nilly.
04:00:25
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I mean, some people are. Other people get around me. Young, and my pipes are full of plumbing. I to the beer store beforehand, damn it. yeah yeah yo woa hey hey who no oh hey oh no Welcome to the Glavy Bradley you know yeah you ah Do you want to be a captain in one of the ships?
04:00:44
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why yeah um my shame looklar I'll say this I'm the captain now He's a captain He's stuck to landing Let's go We gotta promote him immediately He just went there You what you know what? Yeah Bradley Bradley Bradley you're the captain of the the we' in the ships yet, but you got your first destination is the Leering Center yeah number four i feel like i'd be Your first destination will not be your final destination. We'll say it. Yes, I feel like I'm gonna I'm gonna ask your opinion here. i I feel like he'd be a good captain for yacht number four yet to be named.
04:01:26
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I've got a name for it. I would like to name make it Jenny. Jenny. want to name the whore.
04:01:33
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i want to name it the whole sweet nights you don't have any That is that participation.
04:01:50
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ah fucking church bradley i'm so glad you're i'm so glad you're the new boat captain of je a you give my a captain hat i got one of those captain i'm too lay to get up he already got his own hat too much better This is perfect casting. We couldn't have picked a better candidate. I feel like since we're announcing this stuff, I should let you guys know that yacht number one is yeahby true yeah hey captain. number one? Is going to be Cocaine Bear or Beef Wellington?
04:02:21
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Who? I don't know, but that hat is giving Gilligan. Bradley, I feel like he needs to be in the skipper to Oregon. His bridge be a three-hour tour. Yeah, Gilligan's thing.
04:02:35
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bradley i just Bradley, I just want you to know in my fleet of ships in the Glavy, you have to answer to Admiral Captain General Fidel Bonks.
04:02:49
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Fidel Bonks? Somebody got some feedback going on. He's he's the Admiral Captain General five-star. We already have that title taken.
04:03:02
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Admiral General Fidel Bonks. yeah but How are we today? I am the major model of a modern major general. Oh, shit. That was impressive, dude. pulled that straight out your ass. I know you did. That's not all he was going to pull out his ass. Just stay tuned. You follow that. my Wow, that
04:03:30
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and he's He's on the BBC. That's right. right Bradley is now captain in the US. I appreciate your honesty. I am a major model of a modern major general.
04:03:44
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fair Wow. Oh my gosh. That was beautiful. It was beautiful. I love it. We should promote Captain Bradley to Broadway. culture yacht number one because, I mean, that is the Glizzy Glizzy Yacht. The USS Glizzy is the head of the film. Admiral Captain General Fidel Bond. We need you to make us a lazy and shaman show team song. You got the longest name YouTube. You got to be right. I have a lot of monikers.
04:04:21
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Do you remember that he has two communist battalions and his mustache is the commander of two men? Somebody's got to do it. And if I can't, the stache will.
04:04:33
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Yeah, the stache does not steer him wrong ever. ne says If I can't do it, the stache can. I need to borrow one of her like laptops. yeah very back He's got built-in backup. Everyone's going. oh yeah don't know and That all fails and this comes in.
04:04:51
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Oh, that neck beard is pretty hot. ah ah Thank you. i worked on that for a little bit. You know what? The neck beards are underrated. Nobody talks them, sexy. I don't think it looks half bad for itself.
04:05:08
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Neck beards should get more credit. Yeah, Jedi. no they i i I'm one that complimented it first. It kind of makes you look like your head is floating.
04:05:19
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You come at me sideways like that, Johnny Boggs. I'll shave that motherfucker off, okay? You better calm down. dan nicely and if i already came to group that. Like you're just a floating head. You got a built-in scarf. I like it.
04:05:33
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ah's fluffy
04:05:37
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I want to be Captain Ron. Do you remember that movie? good can Yeah. Was that Kurt Russell? I think it was Kurt Russell. Somebody said something about neckbeards should get more credit.
04:05:49
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my most Fuck it off, Quik. Neckbeards are a sign of two things. Improper grooming and the inability to grow a proper beard. Fuck right off, Quik. Damn. Fuck right off, Quik.
04:06:04
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Okay, well... Whoa. Whoa.
04:06:08
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This is going to be undercard on fucking... Johnny, you just take all the credit in the world for having the greatest mustache of mankind. God damn it. Yeah. Neckbeards are... was going to comment about a neckbeard being a good cushion for a rope, but I think that'd be too far.
04:06:24
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Basically, the only thing a neckbeard is good for is dropping your ball sack on. Are you speaking from experience? Someone's going to get backhanded. This is getting out of control. This getting out of control real quick. I'm going to backhand him.
04:06:39
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Listen here. Listen here. You're going to have to, Johnny Bongs. going to have to. I would like to remind you of something. You can get me a communist dick booster all you want, but I'm still American. You're getting me aroused.
04:06:52
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but But here's the thing. America, baby. but America is you can be a dick taster all you want, but you be a dick taster over there. The moment you try to be a dick taster over here, we're going to have to slap shit and remind you what you place for. The dicks taste different over here, Johnny Bongs. The dicks taste different. You're getting me fucking around quick. We're undefeated in wars. We got so bored with kicking everybody else's asses that we decided to fight ourselves.
04:07:18
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my in movie playing bes True story. Your country will become my country's, Fidel, and I don't want to do that to you. let made sober beard and We're not even going to make your country a state. It's just going to be a territory. Yeah, we're just going to make it completely disrespectful. That's my great name man over there. Someday I will have a skunk beard, god damn it.
04:07:41
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This is a territory. I'm going to turn on the tablet so I can see your stupid faces better. does Johnny does have a smexy smush. Johnny has a glorious mustache.
04:07:52
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But he should shave his head off because... Oh my god, the other night I had a mustache just like Johnny Bong's. Johnny, do you shave it that way, or is that how your facial hair grows in?
04:08:06
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how it grows in. It's how it grows He shaves it that way. He's got a permit. He's got a turtleneck. He grows his own turtleneck. I have alopecia on my face, you dick. I have alopecia on my face and my head.
04:08:24
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I don't have it on my head, but i have it on my face. t um so my as I a bad I'm making a peanut. yes That's a cock slap. He's going to cock slap you, bro. i'm gonna show Hey, that's my job. Brittany cock slap. Looks like the pews of a Latina girl named Sheena. Sorry. I don't know why it said it to you. I'm trying to... One time I said I demand satisfaction. I slapped someone with my cock.
04:09:02
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I love Franel Bongs and I, and you know, as as as ah as a as a world leader. did you smile his pilot and has As a dictator as Johnny Bongs is, he does his thing, I do my thing. And we get along great. But every once a while, have to remind Johnny Bongs who's really in charge.
04:09:23
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I have to remind him who's really in charge. and like like charles in charge you said that we won't make you they We'll make you a territory. i but Bradley, if you've never stopped somebody, so you sure some you should try it sometime. Put that on your bucket list.
04:09:45
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I'm trying to add my profile to your tablet. You know what? Are you saying I should slap someone with cock or not? oh you know now would Yeah. Do you ever see those door stops that you if you pull them, go... belong i Yeah. dick And then I slap someone with I'm going to slap them with it. Is it that small or are you going to slap them with your heart?
04:10:15
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don't Let's not go there. Yes. The answer is yes. got Both. both has yeah I'll be hard and it's that small. If you scan the QR code, you can see it live on pay-per-view. It's the size of one of those springy doors. If you scan code, you can see it.
04:10:32
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this language i did i did huge this time I was the founder and president of the TPG. and I have a shirt. and If you don't know what the TPG is, well...
04:10:45
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and then I feel like I should say you're welcome and good for you, but that is the Tiny Pecker Gang. I thought it was Top i thought i was top Pussy Gang. I represent the tiny bunker club.
04:10:58
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What is my life? He went Me and you are not finished discussing We'll discuss it further. yeah you want to do it You want to do it live or are we do this?
04:11:21
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we it this properly we have this one Maybe, either way. Or do we have to do it? That one's gone. um scott but um jim a That's my boat. What the fuck?
04:11:42
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That's my boat. I love you, Bradley. You're fucking the best. That's my boat. This is my fat Asian wife, Susan. that's lieutenant This is my impression of Lieutenant Dan. Would you like to meet my fat Asian wife, Susan?
04:12:03
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That's fuck for it. You didn't know what it is, Bradley. Those are titanium legs. Sarge, you need to get up here and get control this panel. this is not hard oh Is that a car seat buckle? Hold on a second. Let me give Fidel Bones a shot.
04:12:22
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It is. all I like that he was just twirling his mustache when you so put him on stage. That was perfect. That was perfect timing.
04:12:34
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There's a seatbelt buckle. It is. Oh, it is. It is, yes. Oh, it's got the flash on. Does your coat also have airbags? Shut up, Bradley. I'm sorry.
04:12:51
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I didn't know. Those are the kind of seatbelts that burn the shit out of you in the summertime. I remember that from my childhood. Oh, yeah. Those are like go-kart seats. That's old-school belt buckle right there. It's metal.
04:13:03
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I know. I like that. It's greasy. You didn't even realize you had the flash on it? no Motherfucker. You just find random shit and you're just like, I'm just going to put this on. ah I'm just going to wear you. You're actually required to wear 13 items of flare.
04:13:22
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i'm gonna yeah I'm going to play you for fun next.
04:13:29
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he does my special man and yeah Why you got ruin it you got to ruin it with the finger guns? It was good. and then You're just like, calm down. It's the case of the Mondays. God damn it.
04:13:47
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Is he stable? Is he mentally stable? Oh, Bradley was so good. You ruined it with the finger guns. Yeah. what happens. it happened yeah case of the Mondays. But we can see you. I was like, someone's got a case of the Mondays. God, I want to smack you sometimes, Bradley.
04:14:11
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I love you and I hate you at the same time. You make me dress angry and
04:14:18
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You know what just realized? There are no new movies that people will quote like that or like Independence Day. No one will ever quote movies like they did back in the day.
04:14:29
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ah Movies like that anymore. Who re-watches movies? Did you re-watch fucking Happy Gilmore 2? I didn't. I haven't even seen it. You got Fast and Furious movie quotes.
04:14:43
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You got Avengers. You got Thanos. Is this a quote? This is a quote? No. The cross is wrong, bitch. The cross is wrong.
04:14:57
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yeah mr Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Oh, now I'm going to cry. Oh, Spider-Man, Scott Sanders. Now I'm going to cry.
04:15:10
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Remember when Tony Stark was shot in his knee and he went, Ow, my iron knee! no fuck Yeah, that's a pretty good quote. I like that one. wow Bottom of the ninth base is loaded and you struck out, bro. Struck out, bro.
04:15:29
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Wow. That was a wrong word. Making people it little differently. yeah used turn yeah get a word a little different Making people aroused. That's what it was. You worded it wrong. That's that's what happened.
04:15:45
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You know, I seen it, and I just was going to let it go, and then you brought it up, and I couldn't let it go anymore. Plus the fact that Johnny and I are clearly fighting right now.
04:15:56
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So... Yeah, it's making me aroused, goddammit. You're welcome. I better unbuckle that cell. See what happens? uh bradley is bradley is still bullied i'm always angry and aroused and bought the po that's what i did ient andgra bradley angry and haroused i um i' ah i'm always angry and aroused you get to hulk Alright guys, I gotta head out. the best time to be aroused. is when you I'm going to go get the peanut butter and his chihuahua. Damn it! My cock is so hard! She's hungry. She's giving you that weird eye. She's giving you that horny eye.
04:16:42
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tell know the pockete is Hell yeah. appreciate you popping in. Have a great weekend. yeah Thanks for having me. Take care everybody.
04:16:53
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youtube budd buy um You Thank you for having me. It was good meeting y'all. It was nice to meet you. Have a great night. And just like that, now we're all stuck with Glick.
04:17:06
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Yeah. And me. Shut up. His term is Glickety. Nils, thank you for saving us. Yeah, thank you. to get into tonight You know, you know that on the verge of he's on the verge of war that he's not ready for.
04:17:26
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And, you know, I love Fidel. monks and And I feel like a parent in this situation like Fidel. I feel like this is to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you. You're going to tackle him right down the hill.
04:17:38
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Fourth day or kindergarten, no crayons. it's it's It's like Marine Corps boot camp or processing when you first join. another My dog knows. Yeah, just like that. mean, I don't love wrestle right down the mountain. Are you drinking wine out of a wine glass? Yeah, I'm drinking that and I'm drinking this. No shit. And you're drinking what out of a horn? What are you drinking out of the horn?
04:18:01
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Mead. ah I haven't had mead in forever. I'm drinking mead out of a horn. Fucking... You're fancy in this hand, and you're rugged in this hand. No.
04:18:14
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I'm sorry. Pussies can't be heroes. No, this kid to be my favorite, man. Oh, what is that? Carole? Carole's mead.
04:18:25
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It's Carol. It's Carol, you fucking shit. It says Carol's meat. It's two L's. That's two Carol. Carol. You know what? It can actually be also used as a bludgeoning. Oh my goodness. Sometimes.
04:18:42
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Why do you think what's on the end of it? oh my god used to sho up your ass yeah sometimes what what do you think what's on the end of it I know. Did you clean that man out of Nerva and take this caramel meat in the booty? God damn it.
04:18:59
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There's no bone meal still left in that. Fuck right off. You fuck right off. I will. Maybe you'll watch. Tell your mom I said so.
04:19:10
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I wouldn't be surprised. She might say hi back. Hold on. I'll say something even way cooler, Blake. and but well you get got You got a bigger horn? we grab Sometimes. Bradley, you're making me laugh tonight.
04:19:28
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i like it. Oh, my God. with Bradley makes me laugh. Bradley makes me happy. Not very often. but No, no.
04:19:42
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what It is. Modog, that is. A fucking buckle, yeah.
04:19:49
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Dude, we just talked about that ten minutes ago and I full screened you. I don't give a fuck. I just saw the comment. Why do you think I full screened you? I'm delayed. Can I see you unbuckle it and then buckle it again? I would really like to see that for some reason. and fucking You know what? Fine then. oh shit Broke your fucking ego.
04:20:08
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What the fuck? Are you a monk? oh Awesome. That's the best thing I've ever seen in ever. Jedi now. Are you about to cast a spell on me, Mr.
04:20:26
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we can do that is and i put a spell on you i on you I thought he was a monk and you thought he was a warlock. Apparently, it's on two different pages. He's a war monk.
04:20:43
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He's a monklock. There's some magical mischief going on either way. He's a monklock. he's a monkwa um Get out of your back, man. this this I'm just saying, MoDog. It seems a little... Holy shit.
04:21:01
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They're doing the same jersey. What are you wearing, bro? They're glicking, chilling. they They want to glick the fuck right off.
04:21:14
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I'm great at that. that Yep. i' seen We were all thinking it, but they did it. cannot wait to go to war with your with your little peasant countries.
04:21:25
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Fucking damn it. Being the mega power that I am. It's going to happen. I'm i'm just going to send the Glavian to take care of my light work. Oh, there we go. It makes me aroused.
04:21:37
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Did you just you know fuck wolf and put it on? i got slap i got captain villageella atley actually that's a fresh pal i says liz from bitch slaper country damn it no let's make me arouse god damn it what the fuck you're wearing like you're in the fucking there you go and that's what yeah bradley you you had it right yep you had it right you wouldn't do that yeah you had it right one no no go no yeah yeah those are your direct orders bradley both of those things are your direct orders and what you in the glick is going on right now if i gotta blow someone to get us all water i will do that Well, Bradley, I got some for you. It's going to be some salty water.
04:22:21
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ah You know what that's from? That's from the fire fest when that guy, they're all fucked up and couldn't get any water. And so they asked the gay guy on their team to go and talk to the mayor or something and try to like suck them off to get water. And he really thought he was going down there to suck the guy off to get the everyone water.
04:22:40
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yeah um didntenzuela didn't we take Did he succeed? Did he get him water? No, the guy didn't want a man to to suck his wiener, so it didn't work. I can see that being a bottle of milk.
04:22:54
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Hey, Fidel-alicious. Yeah, thought that was good. Yeah. Do you see Muddock's comment there on the screen? we don't We don't pay attention to Muddock's comments.
04:23:05
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It's true. It's true. I started invading. Most of them are written in crayons. He will be boarded. Well, if he doesn't eat the crayons, he only writes in the flavors he doesn't like. yeah You want to give him a full meal, $64? You'll be invaded in two. I have to make liquids come out of my vagina. I'll be right back.
04:23:24
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said not funny because okay Every time someone says think Trump's trying to say it, he's like, vagina. That's what's going to happen to Glicklandia. It's going to get filled. I'm just going to say, much much like much like Macho Man and that that racist dickbag, Hulk Hogan, you're planning to invade a mega power, and you're not ready for this. You're not ready for what's going to happen to your...
04:23:54
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you You more of a man likes to know I like it mega. Come on now. Have you ever seen movie 300? What? Have you ever seen the movie 300? It's a ton. and's so it's going 300. Glick is all 300 at once. barrie's parents All 300 at once. and i'm not even and and and that's and And those are my soldiers.
04:24:14
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They all have the Glick in them. Literally and and and physically. Glick has been in my soldiers. My audio is not that bad. I'm on the Mac, bro.
04:24:26
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I'm not GG. You're not Gage? Gage. Gage.
04:24:34
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Are you just singular gay? You're not plural gay? Gay gay? So nice he was gay twice. Yeah, right? All I have to say is glickety. Glickety glack glack.
04:24:46
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Glickety on it. Glickety. Ah, glickety. Glickety glickety. Let me see if I can straighten this shit out. Hey, yo. Hang on one second. Say it. Say it.
04:24:57
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yeah yeah yeah earlier and hang on one second i say say it Say you bitch-trap bitch. Say it.
04:25:08
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ah Say it again. but Check, check, check. Welfare check. Social security check. Sound check. You can't hear him or no? Is that like... Haas is like a genie and that's the lamp. You gotta rub it and then he... I don't know why my dog's fucking with me, but I trust her. Because Haas is in there, damn it.
04:25:27
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About 35%. Huss. Huss. We believe in you. Escape the controller. Huss. noler How did you get locked in a controller? Check. Check. Check.
04:25:40
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hear you ah right i want to watch aladdin now when they that you correct i got i got the walmart drop off and i appreciate that always looking out for me brother Arabian Nights, like Arabian days. I know, Jersey. Don't take it to heart. Bradley. I needed that. Everybody who has earbuds in. Don't fuck with me. so Bradley, you keep that up. You're going to get into Glick's Cave of Wonders, okay?
04:26:14
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Bradley's Cave of Wonders. Get it right. I ain't no bottom bitch. I'm trying to do it. top car I'm only touch the lamp.
04:26:25
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I have to fuck with you guys. That's my favorite part. He says more often than not, you're hotter than hot. don't know why, but that's my favorite part. A cracker eating a cracker. yeah ah A glick sitting on a stick. It looks like he's about to hold up a hammer and go, Oden!
04:26:45
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Jersey facts. That's cannibalism. Are we rhyming each other's names now? ah Jedi. Jedi setting with a head eye.
04:26:57
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ah Whoa. No. That's out of bounds. Okay. i was not lie but it' like no You know what? i you I agree. That was a little. Don't sit in the corner for five minutes, Glick. As as as as the Jews would say, that was not kosher.
04:27:14
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Actually, wow. Wow. I got that glick. That was great. I can say that. my i i come from a Jewish bloodline. I can say that. It's okay. I was waiting for that. It'd be like hashtag flick the glick.
04:27:31
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you
04:27:34
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Mine's kind of boring. Click the Glick. He will blow on your candlestick. hey There's too many things that rhyme with Glick. I heard it. I heard it all. Glick with a candlestick that'll flick the big. His name isn't even Glick. It's Francis. I'm going to get it right. Where's Rick at? Rick needs to come up here. Shannon.
04:28:00
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yeah where's rick at rick needs to come up here ah shannon Yeah, unfortunately, I hate to be the of yeah unfortunately um i hate to be the bearer of bad news me but we lost james tonight what do you mean We lost James. James is no longer with us.
04:28:25
Speaker
He died and he can't find his way home. He is definitely lost. He's off of this mortal coil? Hold on. He's still alive somewhere. He's just lost and confused.
04:28:36
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but Yeah, he's no longer with us. We lost him. We don't know where he's at. He's not dead, but if you find him, send him back this way. For fuck's sake, my dog got you. We put out an Amber Alert. lie so We put out a Canadian Alert.
04:28:50
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We put out a Maple Strap Alert. I was going to say, a Canadian Alert. It's a sticky situation. That's like some guy just standing there with a flashlight on the corner in Toronto going, hey, man, you seen this guy?
04:29:02
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Hello, eh? Is anybody out there? The problem is they all look the same. So they're like, yeah, I saw him Tim Hortons. Is there anyone out there? Yeah.
04:29:13
Speaker
You seen this guy? James has either passed out or has extremely angry father. left james or james is either passed out of her his extremely angry father beat his ass. I don't know. His father's really angry. That's why he's passed out. I heard he hates Montreal and the Blue Jays. hey wolfof He's out there by himself. I hope he's got a good toque. He had to chisel the dog shit because it was frozen.
04:29:43
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people don't less He last reported on to listen john he's boarded with his guppers on headed towards the beer. went to the grocery store. Mo Dog said it best. James finally listened to his dad, tried to pick up the dog shit, because he's concussed, he bent over, got a headrest, tripped, and fell down the basement steps.
04:30:04
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RIP Twadowa. That is accurate, man. You know, that's very reasonable. You know what? This one's for our boy, James Twadowa. I'm not just kidding. Cheers, Twadowa.
04:30:14
Speaker
Cheers, Twadowa. Cheers, Twadowa. supposed To be fair should be fair, I just heard that Robert Stack's voice in an Unsolved Mysteries episode.
04:30:26
Speaker
Unsolved Mysteries was really scary. The scariest part is at the end when Robert Stack is talking and he's like, someone out there might know the evidence that we're looking for and that someone could be you. If you've seen... i know. I felt responsibility. you have any information...
04:30:48
Speaker
If you have any information on a Canadian that drinks too much beer, wears a Montreal cow or montcial hockey cap. May love the Blue Jays. He had a cowboy hat. Someone could have seen that Canadian, and that someone could be. He's known to drink.
04:31:05
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I watched me. I've seen him. Goes by the name of James Ottawa. If you have any the information, please call this number or contact us at Old Told Mysteries.
04:31:18
Speaker
If you watch Unsolved Mysteries on something, it will say at the end a lot of them aren't unsolved. A lot of them are solved. it should call It should be called Some Solved Mysteries. If you watch them, it will say a lot of those has an update. It'll give a little update. I swear to God, I watched one that said a lot of these, somebody do a little crime or something and they get, and it's been released. A lot of them. A lot of them will say that someone had been caught, tried, and had since been released from prison, even on a case of murder.
04:31:58
Speaker
Unsolved Mysteries is so old. Someone had been caught, sentenced, spent their time in jail, and had been released for murder.
04:32:09
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They're not going to waste all that footage. Well, as we learned earlier... I mean, that's fair, Bradley. you know it's not american earlier It's not America's most wanted. I've actually never looked into it that deep. Everything is a scam, okay? Oh, look at that. yeah As learned earlier. Wow. Send me a link to that episode.
04:32:31
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as we learned earlier wow admit to ah and there's no cowboy or chocolate my dog send me a link to that episode You like that?
04:32:42
Speaker
You like that, Jedi? I'm not to lie. I'm jealous. I want that hat. I'll give it to you. I mean, that's fair. That's what said. i'm in jail Yeah, you know I will.
04:32:56
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And everybody, subscribe to the Lazy Licks OnlyFans. Exactly. Never stop selling. You got it, Glick.
04:33:07
Speaker
daddy Daddy needs a new boat. Subscribe to Lazy Licks OnlyFans and you can see that. we're aing We're not going to run it down at 7. We're going up at 10. 10. 10. okay ah needs ten ten ten fucking actually that would a tan i can yeah fucking forty when you're in the gravy you're in the gravy board not late and Not great. Sorry. I was hungry. I was just little hungry. My bad. we need you need We need to work on our training program, Glick, but he's got it. He's still a good pick.
04:33:48
Speaker
Gel fucking sucks, man. They're like, hey, you get Kool-Aid on Sundays. There's no sugar. It's just, but you know, it sucks. Well, that's good for your health. You sleep on a fucking steel plate with one blanket, no pillow. Yeah, that's horrible.
04:34:00
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i am i ain't never I ain't never been to jail. I'm way too pretty for that shit. No, you're not. What? am.
04:34:12
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ah It's like Dolly Parton with a goddamn couple hands. You got sleep in of Somebody need to dial back. I mean, it's funny as shit, but you got dial it back. You just got you got just Sasquatch slash Silverback walking into the jail. i'm like, yeah. Simmer down. Simmer down.
04:34:32
Speaker
He's going stomp the yard. What? Stomp the yard. Yeah. And I don't mean dancing. I ain't just working. No, that's him. You probably got asshole hair as long as your beard. They wouldn't be able to get through it. They need a machine. that That's a great self-defense idea if you ever go to prison, Bradley. Stomp the guard.
04:34:53
Speaker
stomp the guard but what happens Please tell me. Nils, why do you look so fucking ridiculous? I am ridiculous. This is coming from a pacey motherfucker who's never got a tan in his life. i but I'm allergic to the sun.
04:35:14
Speaker
Nails looks like a Viking football player. Hey, that's my team. You better back up. If I didn't know any better, Nils looks basically like all the TikTok Viking cosplayers.
04:35:30
Speaker
All the dude on TikToks that are like, oh, I'm a Viking. I got my Viking gear off of T-Move. Look how Viking I am. Shut up. I believe Nils is the wolf that he's wearing. All I have to say is suck my glick.
04:35:46
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yeah a ah Notice I said if I didn't know better But yeah like shut up Chad We get it you grew up in a white neighborhood And now you want to pretend to be a badass Yeah I'm from Chicago My name is fucking Gary Chicken in the car the car can't go yeah Eat a deep dish pizza Yeah to Nails are made out of fur but What animal are you wearing asking for a friend it' oh This is a wolf hunt. It's 14 domesticated cats that he rescued from the animal shelter. 45 fucking rabbits sewn together. Not desperation. No, it's a hunt.
04:36:34
Speaker
But yeah, remember that shit when you're freezing your fucking ass off tonight, when AAP overcharges your bill when your power is out. Exactly. I thought they smelled bad from the outside. Right? They smell fucking candles out because they don't want you to have light and you're freezing your ass off. And I have like 45 hides on my bed and I'm nice and warm.
04:36:54
Speaker
Joke's on you. AAP doesn't provide my heater. I got natural gas up in this bitch.
04:37:03
Speaker
and Until they shut that line off, too. I don't give a fuck. I'll build a fire in my living room. Think I won't? That's that's right that's right. I'll burn this fucking house down. How are you going to get the smoke out, though? I'm going to open the front door. shopp Open the window. Then it'll be cold.
04:37:19
Speaker
No, it won't. I've got a fire in my front door. Oh, my God, Bradley. Tell me you've never been out in the wild. Bradley, a fireplace is literally a fucking hole in the tree. I've never lit a fire inside of a house.
04:37:32
Speaker
Oh, you should try it. It's awesome. And you're going to just tell the smoke to go out the door? No, you open the door and it is drawn. look ah You know what? I probably should. This why America is failing.
04:37:44
Speaker
I probably shouldn't tell people this, but talking about lighting a fire in my living room to keep people warm comes from the same guy who might bet. Well, I don't know if he's really my best friend. but Jersey. all of one of my best claims that's time My kids' is godfather and I used to our wives when I was married.
04:38:05
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of we used to we used to all get together on like Sundays and stuff, and the and the girl the the wives would go watch Desperate Housewives drink boxed wine and shit.
04:38:16
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ah Him and I would go out in my garage and play video games and drink. and what And it was during the winter, and we got this brilliant idea. It was like, we're in the garage. I got the little fire pit. We'll bring it in here. We'll build a fire so we can stay warm.
04:38:30
Speaker
And we'll just we'll just we'll just open the garage door, you know, a little bit. so all the smoke goes out. Yeah, we almost died. yeah fucking Do you know why they have like when they have stoves or old-fashioned, they have a pipe that goes outside?
04:38:44
Speaker
There's reason for that. I understand how all this works. But, I mean, we open the garage door we put the fire... No! It's going to be a direct line out. Smoke goes off. At least everybody giving Johnny Bong shit. This is fucking horse shit. But, yeah. No, it's just not... We're literally close to the garage door. We did open the garage door.
04:39:06
Speaker
um We thought you could start with a garage in a house. A garage is the same as a house. Even if you have a garage.
04:39:17
Speaker
I'm on your team because I've been there. Yeah, I'm going to build a fucking fire. My dog, Sarge, Sar, you got to, you well, no, was going to say you're three hours away. i was goingnna say you need to come here because it's nice and toasty.
04:39:29
Speaker
I go outside to smoke, so it's cool out there. so I have the wool tunic on, underneath is a linen tunic on. I have seen like tents and shit where they have a fucking wood stove and a pipe that goes out pipe. That's right, Jersey. Big fucking tents. I want to get one. The natural material. i'm i'm Jersey, crazy I love you, girl.
04:39:50
Speaker
You're saying all the things I think can. What are called? A ute. ah you You ever see a ute? Man, i actually, I have my chair ah there's a Cherokee blanket that was gifted to me when we were North Carolina, and I got my Icelandic sheepskin. Icelandic sheepskin, huh?
04:40:11
Speaker
You've not seen... Hold the fuck on. thought that was just the condo. Holy sheepskin. Yeah, holy sheepskin, you're about to raise the fucking viewer count on Nonsensical Network. Hold on.
04:40:22
Speaker
Wait, what? ah You're about to what do what to a sheep on the nonsensical network? Yeah. There you going to be legal. Right there.
04:40:35
Speaker
i mean, i just I just want to shout out Jersey because I'm thinking, like, my man's got electricity. I hope he's got heat in his house because he's all bundled up with all the hides. I don't know where that cold or where he's literally playing.
04:40:49
Speaker
Are you a dungeon master at level 4,000? So, Bradley, I can't take you seriously where you're wearing the 1994 fucking bucket hat, bro. I like this hat. I like that the hat. Bradley, don't ever lose the hat, Bradley. Bucket hat is to Bradley what your what your wolf's hide is to you.
04:41:09
Speaker
That's fair. Okay, that's fair. and then hats are hats for me i just changed my hands so i wish i wish i here here's the plan is it's uh it's colder than negative balls right now um it's snowing outside and we're supposed to get the wintry mix in about three hours so which might knock out power by dawn we have heat we have backup heat so we're good so we're just anticipat anticipating ah we're anticipating but the power outage that's supposed to in the weather and shit here we're out weather seriously og so We're getting mostly snow, but there is an on ice event that's going to occur. but like Everybody in Tennessee, fucking Georgia, South Carolina, shit part of Southwest Virginia, they're getting hit in eastern Tennessee. They're getting hit with the worst of it. so
04:41:57
Speaker
We're good, man. I'm i'm Swedish. Winter is my forte. I'm an SME on winter survival. You're in your house with the heat on.
04:42:10
Speaker
14 layers of animal hide on. 14 layers? only have three I a wolf hide. I have linen. i have this wool. turn tune i am I am in Ohio where the temperature is negative degrees. I know exactly where you're at. You got you guys are only getting like 6 inches of snow. 6 8 inches. We're getting clubbed.
04:42:29
Speaker
were club Everyone here hat. Everyone here is wearing a different hat. I will say this. I am sitting in my house or my condo, whatever fuck you want to call it. I love Bradley's. Bradley's like tactical fucking cold weather shit.
04:42:52
Speaker
Yeah, I literally, i have shorts and t-shirt on. and and And it's negative something outside. i don't know. I just turned my hair up. It's almost and unbearable.
04:43:08
Speaker
Bro, you wait till I swear to fuck I'm going to text you. You're going to see me snow bathing tomorrow after we get that foot of snow in the morning. It's crazy that we don't. The last time I did that, I freaked my neighbor out. She didn't talk to me for six months.
04:43:21
Speaker
I won't. I won't see me doing one in the morning. I don't know what the fuck he's wearing. more That's what I'm going to be doing. Bradley, they debate you know bradley we'll break this shit down, dude. like It's a goddamn Gucci.
04:43:39
Speaker
I've got multi-clinning. fucking love you, Bradley. Right here. i'm got yeah alllyn and actually um i have fucking love bradley right here but so That bright red, that's Baltic linen tunic. It must have cast a spell of different hands.
04:43:56
Speaker
And then I have a wolf hide on. Mr. Wizard, did you cast a spell of different hands? Man, yeah I'm sorry. Bro, I'm sorry your parents hated you.
04:44:07
Speaker
They didn't. They didn't. ah When you stand congratulation when you say say it like that,
04:44:20
Speaker
It's not believable. I think Bradley's the best. Bradley's badass. I like Bradley. I love you, Lazy Jedi. I don't think you're lazy at all. I think you're a hard-working Jedi. You know what? No, no, no. When I get pissed off, I turn to motivated Seth sometimes. No, no, no. Stop. Stop, stop, Bradley. I do turn to motivated Seth. Shot time. Shot time, buddy.
04:44:42
Speaker
i don't get i got I got this. I got Fireball, Chug. Fireball? Okay, that's fair. It's not very good, but it's I like it. nobody is I'm going to show something about fucking Marissa. Texans are the last to actually enjoy anything in ah in in the world.
04:44:59
Speaker
but yeah I don't know. Those guys asked me to do it. I'm yeah um i'm just kidding. I've been drinking this shit for years and Marissa's like, oh my God, fucking Rekha. Somebody told me about Rekha and I'm going to drink some Rekha. Maybe you've got too many leaves on your yard. You need the Rekha of them. Oh shit. Radley's coming in with facts. Gotta Rekha that shit up.
04:45:24
Speaker
That's right. i've never had like it I've never even heard of it to be honest. That's Icelandic vodka. Well, I'm drinking fighting cock.
04:45:35
Speaker
It's 103 proof whiskey. the coer You're fighting the cock or you're fighting drinking the cock? oh Bradley, where's that where's i from? Just to give you all a heads up, Hoss, if I can join.
04:45:48
Speaker
Yeah, and Rekha's great. Hell yeah, get Hoss up here. We need Hoss. We need MoDog up here. like That new hat's pretty badass, too. I like it. i Yeah, MoDog. That and fucking Jinju. Dude, Jinju fucked me up.
04:46:08
Speaker
When my cousin ba came back from deployment to Korea, that that's shit, dude. buts That's Korean vodka. Wow. that We drank like a whole fucking gallon that night. There were three of Shut John.
04:46:25
Speaker
if If Sarge says that, I believe it. yeah Yeah, honestly, Reka is good shit. The best Scandinavian vodka. One of my old bosses. one of my one of my old bosses wait i have a whole other of it too.
04:46:41
Speaker
and no shit You know, you get halfway through that, you're going to go skin a few more wolves. and work What about one of your old bosses? Way back in the day, we were over at his house way back for an Ohio State-Michigan game.
04:46:56
Speaker
And ah he was former Air Force, and he he had a bunch of sake. Sake or Tumi? Oh, God. That shit is gross. Sake's not that good.
04:47:11
Speaker
It's gross. It tastes like warm piss. Yeah. yeah let but Like warm piss. Calm down, Johnny Bonds. I can call my ex-wife.
04:47:23
Speaker
We have two options. either You need to come here see you tomorrow sometime. and She was like, what the fuck happened? OSU fans don't drink anything but fucking sake.
04:47:34
Speaker
I was joking about the piss. It tastes like warm pool water. Yeah, it's just... yeah it's Even the hobby sake... It's not my thing. Maybe it's an acquired taste when I have to try it. It's no American's thing.
04:47:49
Speaker
I love how Bradley described it as warm pool water. and That's so fucking accurate. It's like warm pool water if 15 teenagers pissed in it. now Okay, so warm piss. We're back to the original assessment. yeah Bradley's right about that shit.
04:48:02
Speaker
you yeah ah you yeah God it, the bastards here. and some of her music You on. this there but early i yeah In the building and he Last week,
04:48:21
Speaker
ah showed up in the edit ah he shaved his face off and i I'm not going to lie. I kind of wish his mom would have swallowed him or aborted him, but now he's back. Man, he's like... He's the only one not wearing a hat? got to not wear a hat. I'm about to punch him in the face. Haas, you got put a hat on. Bradley, put the hat back on. Put the hat back on, Bradley.
04:48:42
Speaker
I'm going to punch him in the face. yeah Oh, shit. Glick's breaking out the long hair. Oh, my God. like opponents and if there were house in the face Mom, it's look like you're in an emo band now. It's not a phase, Jedi.
04:48:57
Speaker
Yeah, Socky is ass, my dog. Glick, shot. i I know Jedi. I'll take a shot. he's gone I don't care. I'm going to get you. Do it. Cheers, we'll do it. Cheers.
04:49:11
Speaker
don't drink, man. I don't drink. Cheers. Hold on. I have to do my toast. And I'm too drunk right now to remember. So um thank goodness I actually kept it in the notes.
04:49:22
Speaker
So Jedi's heard this one before. i have a toast too after yours. Have I? Yeah. I've only had it once in my life. And it came from Okinawa.
04:49:36
Speaker
And i was not a fan of it. But I will say that we got... Didn't we drop a bomb there one? Do you want me to read it in Old Norse or do you want me to say in English? Sure, whatever. You could just skip it all together.
04:49:49
Speaker
Here's the fucking friends we love. We share love and loyalty, not always blood. and May we cheer and drink to happiness and health, to good fortune, life, family, and wealth. crawl away Chars.
04:50:01
Speaker
Chars. Charizards. Yeah, salute. Salute. Would you
04:50:17
Speaker
would you guys like to hear the men's prayer now the middle but We, the God-fearing people of Rockbridge. it doesn't go like that. It goes like this. Let's do the men's prayer. Okay, everyone. I'm a man, but I can change if I have to.
04:50:35
Speaker
I guess the men's prayer. Not accurate. I believe in that. i believe in no so There's a beer, so let us cheer and fuck the rest.
04:50:48
Speaker
It's full. Fuck the rest between their breasts.
04:50:55
Speaker
It's going to happen. Whatever happens, come on the rest. Yeah. I got no time for all this bullshit. I just want to drink my beer because I'm fucking thirsty. so There we go.
04:51:11
Speaker
like it, Glick. you're drinking your beer i mean i feel like i mean i don't know i don't i don't do pissing contests with anybody or what they're drinking that's not my forte drink what you like and if it makes you happy that's all that matters to me 100 man That's the real news, man. If you're trying to talk to me on the game, Johnny, I'm not on the game anymore. Glick, you and I can both agree, and and my dog as well. Just wake up in the morning and still be able to piss.
04:51:44
Speaker
Even if it takes five minutes, it's a blessing it unto itself. i dont yeah As I've gotten older, I mean, I grew up. I grew up. I used to have that mentality. I was in high school and shit. I was like, I'm not drinking. I'll be honest with you. I'm still drinking Natty Light Boosh Light or anything. and brown got beers but When i was when i was younger man I drank Jack Daniels and That's all As I've gotten older, it's like, yeah, there's things out there I like that other people don't like. You know what? But I'm not drinking this for you. I'm drinking it for me. Exactly. Yes, sir. I got a question. Mr. Haas, what kind hat are you wearing? 7-Eleven.
04:52:31
Speaker
lets the i Oh, it's just a regular, like, folding. Haas can fuck right off. He was an asshole earlier. I'm an asshole. You need to dial it back.
04:52:44
Speaker
He excluded me from the fun times. He had it on. I think last week he was on the panel. If you getting mad, Johnny, your fucking mustache is going to unwind. You got to calm him down. he had but He had fun time without me.
04:52:59
Speaker
He's allowed to masturbate on his own time. move here he Your mustache is going to fly away like a bat at midnight. Man, no, no, don't give, don't give him shit because he has the, he has the Cleveland, uh, Brown, you know, family guy mustache.
04:53:18
Speaker
oh that's was forever johnny johnny walk yeah man it takes like three years to get something like that and now where's the just annna moment i a woman to a train trip stephenn brown and he sounds like this jersey i feel that i lost my coffee cup like utah right and a half an hour the you see this theremi i'm gonna throw your head i'm not i'm not giving you shit this well most about Mo dog on to your Mo dog on your previous comment about her being a horny bitch. Didn't you guys take care of that dirty during? my No, doesn't stop, here man. Like the a Marine can, can like, if you give an anvil to a Marine, it'll win either wind up broken or pregnant in the next six months. So like, even if you give a Marine, a woman,
04:54:06
Speaker
um They'll never be satisfied. Not because they're a Marine, just because they claim that. I can't give no satisfaction. they hit it, them girls crave it. It's done.
04:54:20
Speaker
oh yeah family yeah hell's going on around here it's It's like listen like you're a get control your panel I Don't know that's a marine thing. I think I should just doing it right i mean Never fuck a girl after marine said it because they're like, are you done yet wow oh my god man The Air Force comes along and the girls like are you in yet? And it just yes, it's horrible after marine hits it one time I was eating a girl's pussy and I yelled inside of it I said Semper Fi And she came.
04:54:52
Speaker
a True story. Okay, I've got to take a shit off. It's getting warm in here now. You got to take a shit? Yeah, Santa Claus. You want to get your fucking... Hagrid just got his acceptance letter for Hogwarts. Yeah, that's right. You're a wizard, Jedi.
04:55:15
Speaker
ah Whatever the hell they just said about the Marine Oh god like do you know you youre crocodile dundy you're not even a cowboy you're an ouszzie now awesome you call that and invite if i had a noise this is a knife ma yeah know no oh my god there's been so many I haven't seen that movie in decades. Decades. Paul Hogan. You call that a knife? Brother of Hulk.
04:55:53
Speaker
What are you doing out here on this ledge, mate? I come out here every day for a walk. Oh, dude, I can quote fuck. Why am I quoting fucking Al Dundee? Because you have the hat, bro. You got the fucking Aussie hat.
04:56:05
Speaker
That's not a cowboy. That's an Aussie hat. Well, I'm going to take a walkabout, mate. Jesus. Oh, shit. We got the Swede fucking doing it now. Oh, I don't know if it's the second movie or not, but he encounters a tranny and he says something funny. I don't know. The best thing Americans can best from ja' do. that right now i trump is you are the These are the Jason wears. and i bought it After Trump invades fucking Cuba and Canada, We are Greenland. We need Greenland.
04:56:45
Speaker
and so and please ask we're goingnna summon Oh! Something about Greenland is not green. We're going change its name to red, right, and blue land. It's nae the Australian talk. It's nae the Australian talk. You mean Florida? Australian A-Hawk.
04:57:08
Speaker
australian a o No, no, no. What the fuck Bradley just said? i I speak pig Latin. Oh, okay, okay. I love bacon. I'm glad my bacon can talk back. I'll show you a British fucking redneck, baby.
04:57:35
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Moe Dog in Jersey, you make my heart smile. Both of you make my heart smile. Goddamn, they're about to come on stream, and I'm loving this shit. That's kind of the weird thing. They always just jerk each other off on stream. It's jerk off like the bean. Whatever. whatever You leave my jersey, my jersey dog alone.
04:57:55
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I love jersey. They're both great people. Mo Mo Mo Mo's a or Jersey dog. We haven't come up with a couple names for them. I like a mo joke no. it know It's just when it's when they're on the same panel. It's my Jersey, New Jersey. it I don't it.
04:58:16
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oh oh jersey I like it. That's probably that's probably from one of them. We cast streams. That's not this stream is this stream. We bring it.
04:58:29
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Hell yeah. We bring it all Z-style. Anybody seen the IT crowd? Anybody seen this show? oh what is scott yes i don a page oh What's name? It's one of the funniest goddamn British comedians.
04:58:48
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I was obsessed with the episode. was obsessed with the episode. i just want to say shows right yeah i just i just i just want to it really is bradley have you have you watched big fat quiz show no dude stay safe stay warm man um with all this coming in bro quick show. It happens at the end of the year and it's funny as fuck. It's all comedians but they're on an actual... If we have to come to YouTube, stay fucking warm. Yes, YouTube is where you can find it. Bradley, do yourself favor. Check it out. Fuck that apartment. It's horseshit.
04:59:34
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so how What is it again so I can remember because I'm drunk? Big Fat Quiz of the Year. Big Fat quisette Quiz Show. Big yeah Fat Italian Greek Wedding. No, no. it's it's It's a British fucking show and they they have weird TV over there. They do things differently. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. blah show big big Big Fat Quiz of the Year.
04:59:54
Speaker
Big Fat Quiz the Year. They only do it the end of the year it's really like December it's like the big fat i'm i'm gonna wake up and i be like was that mother show that du her quiz
05:00:09
Speaker
it job i yeah i they only do at the end of year it's literally like wait before it's they do it in december it's like the big fat quiz of the year and it's comedians on panel they're during a quiz show they're like asking questions like it's almost like jeopardy or some shit yeah and it's so fucking funny because every panel guest there's like three teams and they're all comedians they're all british comedians and they're all british okay it's so fucking funny though big fan quiz of the year i'll check it out
05:00:42
Speaker
it's in It's on YouTube, he said. ah it's easy YouTube, yeah, yeah. yeah no owner with a big fat quiz it ah blue skill Give it a gander, bro. Give it a gander. I'll give it a gander and a goose. if you a cant get Don't give it the goose, just the gander. Oh, okay. I'll give my dick the goose. I don't know, sorry. no It's good for the goose, it's good for the gander already. so you don't I like to tell the girls, hey, can you give my dick a goose?
05:01:07
Speaker
Cheers, everybody. That match is bad. How you drinking? What is that? like youre the Are you old enough to drink? I'm 24.
05:01:20
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What happened to Mel's? Where are all these fucking white people going? you old enough? I'm 24. yeah hu Yeah, Bradley. He sounds so funny. A hostage ready. Hey. ah you Come on, Jedi. Come on, Jedi. The hat that you're wearing says you're 13. What is that? Hold on. What is that? Did Is that a glass of water? Yeah, yeah. It's water.
05:01:50
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Bro. He will literally eat ah a fucking goat's ass over a food challenge and you're drinking a glass of water and you have fireball. Okay, no, dude, it's vodka, you dipshit. Come on, you know what? You're fucking Swedish. You know what vodka's clear, right?
05:02:07
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Yeah, but you water. don't like vodka. It could be water. I know, because your flavor is water. If you have a full glass of fucking vodka, number one, you're lying. No, I need to refill this, but anyway.
05:02:19
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I'll be right back. I have to go for a second. Yeah, you got called out, bitch. Fuck a full glass of fucking vodka, you dumbass. ah Hey, Jedi.
05:02:32
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the back said i Don't you bitch that, Jedi. Yes, I can. 100% can. I will put my penis in your butthole. I'll put that shit in the snow.
05:02:44
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I'm going to put the private parts in your private parts. I will wrap that shit in the American flag and call it Trump. All right, you do that, but it's still going to be like a full glass of fucking water. It's vodka, though, man. No, it's not. It's fucking water, dipshit.
05:03:00
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How do you know? What are you, T.C. Chong? Because he is not man enough or vegan enough to drink a full glass of fucking vodka. How do you know? That's fucking tasty enough. link have you seen this pasty white ass?
05:03:16
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I have seen a space to white out. I mean, the great thing about Vudgeny... This is a Jedi we're talking about. Even though he looks like the default character to any creative superstar, I don't i think he could handle that. Yeah, this is a thing that killed about. cannot handle ah a handle ah of a fucking eight-shot glass of fucking vodka. Anybody Anybody can. Because this is the thing about vodka. Everybody drinks vodka or who talks about His no.
05:03:47
Speaker
His ass would be dead in 10 minutes. No, they're like, oh my god, vodka tastes so bad. Vodka has no taste to it. You're drinking the raw vodka. You're drinking the raw vodka. That's like saying Jack Daniels is fucking murder oil That's why you can literally put vodka with anything. the problem with ah You're drinking the wrong vodka, man. It's like me saying that, listen.
05:04:12
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The problem is fucking water is is definitely watered down fucking Kingsford charcoal. I like whiskey. So it tastes a little dirty to me as a dirtiness. to it Oh, who yes. Yeah.
05:04:26
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Hold on. This isn't a dick measuring contest or anything. I got three inches. You go yeah the shut up, Bradley. Hold on. I got a second.
05:04:39
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i got go for all this i gotta I gotta hear all this. but jack Daniels is what? Watered down Kingsford fucking charcoal. Don't you dare. yeah yeah learn yeah I swear to God, i will lick your teeth.
05:04:54
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What do you think public companies had to bill them out? Three times in the past 40 years. they like and electrictic container small so Jack Daniels is watered down Kingsford charcoal. you know but But vodka, you can't.
05:05:15
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I'll drink an entire fucking bottle of vodka straight because it literally tastes and looks like water. If you tell me what you told me with your bloodline, you you you will try Rekha Vodka and you will drink that shit straight in one The problem with vodka is... one skin Vodka is a little rock shit fucking ninja that, yeah, you can drink an entire bottle of it.
05:05:39
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And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, it roundhouse kicks you in the face. And I've drank a lot of vodka. And anybody who drinks vodka is like, oh, it burns. It tastes bad. That's because they're drinking cheap generic alcohol.
05:05:52
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keep chief yes Yes, and if you know vodka, there's a difference between Russian piss vodka and Scandinavian vodka. skininavian voca there is a difference in that has no taste it. why you can literally, literally mix vodka with Anything on the planet. You can drink vodka and milk. I could literally piss in a shit.
05:06:17
Speaker
Scandinavian vodka is winter wheat. Any other vodka, Polish, Russian, whatever, is fucking shoe leather, radishes, potatoes, rice, corn, whatever the hell you can get your hands on.
05:06:29
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ah Old bed sheets. That's like that fucking Slavic vodka. rut But Scandinavian vodka is straight up winter wheat. I am ah i am a big fan of vodka. I've drank a lot of different brands ah from a lot of different places and and a lot of different things.
05:06:47
Speaker
And it has the same outcome. I drank it. I drank it. drank it. I drank it. I drank it. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, it fucking hits me. how you think you have vo to Come visit me, Glick. I'm American. Americans drink whiskey. That's what I have to say. I'm sorry. Americans drink whiskey.
05:07:08
Speaker
Fuck vodka. It's dirty potato taste. get the fuck out of here. It tastes like dirty. I've drank a lot of whiskey. I've drank a lot of whiskey. I've drank a lot of whiskey. lot Good whiskey. good whi You haven't drank in my whiskey. Have you drinking wild turkey? Are you fighting?
05:07:33
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are you fucking kidding bradley i am I'm joking as much as I can. Okay, okay, that's fair. So actually, yeah, i have 10 cup. It's not too bad. i like their bourbon better than a whiskey, but... And and I'm more of a bourbon fan, whiskey fan, just because I drink a lot of whiskey in my youth in America.
05:07:51
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Yeah. so But... Wild turkey? Oh, yeah. Wait, man. That's some hard ones. Especially honey honey turkey. No, no. It's too much sugar. Too much sugar. got favorite my favorite is Woodford Reserve.
05:08:09
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I like Woodford. That's a bourbon. I like that. Some respect that. Angels Envy, Woodford Reserve, Taylor's, Yes, absolutely. tears yeah Yeah, that's fucking badass.
05:08:26
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But on the Scandinavian side, yes, our vodka is different than like Slavic vodka and European vodka and fuck that, Greg, Goose and Pinnacle French shit. Fuck the French and in general. So, yeah.
05:08:38
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um just I just want to take a minute before we continue this conversation and and and yeah and I want to address my boo. Oh. Skado. who always... have len me i by everybody I know everybody's mad. Everybody get mad. because yeah i know yeah All Scotto does is make me look good. and and and I love Scotto.
05:09:02
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And I just got this on the old Snapchat. There it is, baby. There it is.
05:09:09
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Tell your mama I said sup. i that I love you, Scotto. Yeah, Scotto. Cheers, Scotto.
05:09:19
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um I'm hoping he's wearing the ramen hoodie tonight. i get I get scared every time I see a Snapchat from Scotto because I'm waiting for the moment because everybody tries to call Scotto out and everybody tries to give Scotto shit because Scotto will make everybody else look like a goofy ass. like we yeah We got Brittany over here taking a shit on the carpet.
05:09:42
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oh let think say i by That's James Ottawa with fucking Johnny Bong's face. Yeah, and then we got... go um yeah i've I've seen that shit. What can you do with that bottle?
05:09:58
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now youre looking he can deep throw the fucking long neck on the wall. and yeah Then you get this lick action right here from Scotto. Look at handsome yeah liet caus and and You're that's trying to be your new stepdaddy right there. That first one's like about to fist something.
05:10:20
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Michigan Michigan wow demo exactlyling so are theres ah you how real Oh, my God. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. All yeah all you all you all you need is Coach Rod fucking glicking the ass right there.
05:10:38
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girl sad that says le However, the single greatest picture that Scotto ever sent our way was for the Sunday show, Unnecessary Roughness.
05:10:52
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um holy Oh! Oh! Oh! Right. Birdcracker. think it. What are you doing? fucking dad. background that is that was onness That is Rick and I with the bellies touching and Burt Kreischer in the background. remember that. Enthusiastically approving. so Glick, you need to let me do a stick and poke tattoo on you, man.
05:11:19
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what Of what? um I don't give a shit. I mean, here's one example. ah Oh, I don't know what that is Yeah, that's Indian.
05:11:32
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No, it's not. No, it's not.
05:11:37
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It's a bad joke i was going to make. Go ahead. Sorry. and it It says horrible geometry, Bradley. I don't speak Cantonese. Queers, Bradley. Queers.
05:11:49
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Queers. ah da da but yeah In my asshole! Yeah, that pic that he did of me and Rick is...
05:12:00
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We use that. like we we we've I put that on social media to promote our sports show. right that's that that's that big in that I know Burt Kreischer will never see it. If Burt Kreischer ever sees that video and comments on it, and I know Burt Kreischer is a football guy, how awesome would that be if Rick and I could get Burt Kreischer? Man.
05:12:23
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To come on the podcast. Ew. us And hang out and talk football. Not only that, but also maybe, maybe and well recreate that picture and make it a real picture. I'm just saying. that's not that's not that's not be able shit That won't be on the Megatron screen on the fucking OSU games. where I'm sorry.
05:12:45
Speaker
It's not that impossible. It'll be on an episode. But to have it on there would be fucking epic. If he saw that and he could think it's funny because it is funny, it's not impossible that it could reach him and he can go.
05:13:01
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Maybe, i maybe, maybe a Reds game this spring. Follow us on Instagram or Facebook. Go find the picture. Comment. Like it. Bio.link slash nonsensical network or the nonsensical network on all social media.
05:13:16
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Give us a follow. Give
Social Media Engagement
05:13:17
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us a like. Go find that picture. Comment on it. Tag Bert Kreischer in it. Like it. Put it in the algorithm. I love you, Abby. I'm taking full credit for Scott i creating that pic of you and Rick. that was all Yeah, you did. yeah you did you did Hashtag when work dream work eggs i'm the way to do sorry cream work. When you when you start when you tell to eat a dick and he comes back at to you like with twenty different ways to prepare it
05:13:48
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mur You feel like that. I would never tell Scotto to do that. I mean, I might. i mean Would you tell me to eat a dick? circumstances you Yeah, you're going to eat whole box of dicks. Happy fucking time! A bag of raw dicks.
05:14:05
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And then another Amazon order of early delivery. Especially raw dicks. Yeah. everybody but That's you look You know, everybody has a hall pass in a relationship and you a buy yeah are in a relationship and your partner agrees to your hall pass.
05:14:26
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and And my girlfriend and and everybody and everybody who watches the nonsensical network or watches this show knows that my hall pass is Scotto. Mine's Ellen DeGeneres. Mine is O'Donnell.
05:14:43
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Mine is Whippy Goldberg on The View. What? Fuck We're going to fuck these! stupid Honestly, I thought you were going to say like Scotto or Bradley are your hall passes.
05:15:00
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No, just Scotto. No, you don't need a hall pass to fuck me. brother man No, Sarge. Wash your hands. Did you wash your hands? I like Bradley. I didn't wash anything.
05:15:13
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Oh, thank you so much. Nor will I ever wash anything. See, Jedi, that's how it's done. He said, thank you, Skol, much. Well, got to get out of here. I want to say goodnight to the real world.
05:15:27
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Those aren't really hot. You're leaving us, Bradley? I'm sorry. Bradley leaves, I leave. i'm fucking I'm dying over her. I got to piss and I'm going to pass out and everything. I'm really drunk. You can't come back yeah and not watch anything.
05:15:41
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Come on, man. Bradley. No, peace and love, everyone. It doesn't cost nothing to give Bradley you. We love you, Bradley.
Military Service Jokes and Camaraderie
05:15:50
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You're the fucking best, dude. I love you, too. I love everyone. When I meet you, I'm going to shove like walnut brownie up your butt and lick it. I sure hope so. Oh, wait a minute. What the hell? I hope so.
05:16:06
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um Jersey. I'm going to smoke. I'm fucking dead with him. He's great, man. See you buddy. Love buddy. We don't need hall passes for that. That's just a given.
05:16:20
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i mean has he you know that that that that that that Those aren't hall passes. yeah i think I didn't get hall passes. I got whore passes. I'm Sarge's hall pass. Sarge is my hall pass. Kayla's hers. They're not hall passes. It's just... Jedi's hall pass. Jedi's my hall pass.
05:16:41
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Did I hear about so someone shoving a brownie in someone's ass? You did. I want that brownie. Yeah, right? Calm the fuck down. Just to Sarge's. No, he brownies.
05:16:52
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yeah right call the fuck about didn discuss thought you be weird oh e braiess Special brownies. The one that special brownies. went downstairs for a lighter. I came back up in the lighter. My wife just walked through while we were talking. Please jump up here, man. I told Hoss to bend over and he'll figure it out. She's like, what the fuck?
05:17:18
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Yeah, i don't think that's an option. It could be. It could be an option. Very quickly, hu What's funny is what i well Jedi is in America. Everybody's bitching about ice and then they get fucking ice Yeah, dude. There's a lot of ice and ice.
05:17:38
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so like but we got We got it in two varieties. We got the agents and the fucking actual frozen water. Right? It's like fucking ice winds either way. hell? a worst maybe worst Worst Monopoly game card ever.
05:17:52
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I know. It is a Monopoly, too, because you can't put on the face in one spot. It's not even fair. It's just getting them expert. ah yeah i feel like I feel like it's not a hall pass. It's just like ah it's it's it's it's it's the upside down. yeah um mean just You get hurt. You know, Jersey and I have already worked this out. we've already We've already got the situation taken care of, and we just know what's what.
05:18:21
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You got the situation situated. It's not a whole time. i saw like I feel like the four of us are... things that I like the four bitch.
05:18:40
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It's like... Yeah. You want to see this pussy? Not really. Whoa. Oh, man. yeah you want to see you want to see this pussy not what's that short oh but of yeah like cat The cat looks as confused as the rest of us.
05:18:58
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He's so cute. He is a nice little composite. I was going to say, fucking lips crookeder than an autistic kid at a fucking airport. oh Who is speaking?
05:19:10
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Nils. He was not on camera because he was skidding up in his backyard. back Calm down, Brittany. Your hero's asleep. She's up in bed. She crashed early. and bre ah be She loves you. She does love you.
05:19:29
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i to that ah yeah yeah She said, yeah, Shaman and I did a little click and chill and now I'm back.
05:19:41
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um q and a i would you could me like making dish unless I'm watching late, just so you know. Oh don' my god. I'm going to fall down these fucking stairs.
05:19:51
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i will italian ikeeper I really hope you do. I mean, if you do it, I hope you don't get hurt, but it would be fun. We'll call 911 about 10 minutes after we finish fucking laughing. I'll be honest. Damn it, Nils.
05:20:09
Speaker
I wish I had a horn to drink from. That looks badass. This one? Oh, that's not. I have like five fucking horns. so Send me a goddamn horn. I need a horn to drink from. oh like Don't tell me. man and I can't sit here on Glick's channel and hear you about being horny.
05:20:25
Speaker
I mean, that's like every other channel. Damn it, Nils. I'll send you a second. I even got a fucking Rams horn. Yeah, Nils. The first time you came on my panel, you're like, I to send you a home i want um um i want a mammoth horn. You're full of shit, too. I wasn't that fucked up.
05:20:42
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Mammoth horn? want a goddamn mammoth horn.
05:20:47
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Goddamn three gallons. You only need to fill your drink once per night. You don't even have to refill that. The three gallon glick, man. That's an amazing one. We'll meet up this year. Three gallon glick? Yeah, the three gallon fucking horn. Yeah.
05:21:06
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I don't have that.
05:21:10
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no we'll be doing We'll meet up this year, bro. ah You're only two half. Are just out there fucking jazzercising? and It's fate. It's fate. I'm not going to meet you in an edit. MoDog is pretty close, too. He's three hours away from me. actually passed by him last year. I won't let you tell exactly where he's at. He told me. but Give us his exact location.
05:21:32
Speaker
Negative, guest writer. Go fuck yourself, boss. Yeah. also But yeah, I passed by. hu I should have on the way back from the airport just said, fuck it, get in the car, dipshit, and then like go to my house. but Johnny, why you scare Haas off?
05:21:47
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That's a good question. My name is Princess Tiana because she's black. yeah Honestly, feel my dog would have had a badass time here last summer.
05:22:01
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I'm not kidding either. and i feel bad um She's doubling down on her racism. I should have. Racism? She doesn't watch NASCAR.
05:22:14
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Sure you didn't. Brittany's a goddamn colonizer. She's not racist. She doesn't watch NASCAR. just farted.
05:22:24
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um See? That was a racist fart, too. Whatever, man. Goddamn, my dog. She just farted out some hatred. Are you guys ready for the snow?
05:22:43
Speaker
It's starting snow here. You already did your stand-up routine. You don't need to keep... That is ugly as fuck, man. That looks like Mordog without his fucking aviator glasses on. No, that looks like Michael, kind of.
05:22:56
Speaker
It does kind of. It looks like Michael with better hair than his beard. bob I'll be honest. that That avatar looks better than what I look. I'm so damn ugly. I'm a modern art masterpiece. Yeah, and then he makes some AIs of me that look ugly as fuck. I i love how he put the fucking knees in there. That's great. I think he captured your essence. that's That shit right there. That's the British knees.
05:23:26
Speaker
That's my spirit animal. I just got that tonight. Crocodile. He always looks really good. Fuck off.
05:23:37
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Jedi jenna is like, that's crocodile glicky.
05:23:42
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100%. Hey, your AIs look better than you do, though. I mean, honestly, it was cool. and you buy on a p pe yeah It good until you had the Wolverine shit up there. Then it's like, oh, goddamn.
05:23:56
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You know. Might as ones will be a other Southern Miss fan. What the fuck?
05:24:06
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Stick it in. That's when he saw Modog's dick. wow yeah first that was the first time mo dog showed me his purple crown he was saying he's like yeah the carpets match the drapes for sure the last the last time mo dog was in jersey and he laid his fucking dick out fucking drones were all over the east coast o That was all over the news. Jedi, get your fucking helmet. 900 fucking drones in air. People were freaking out because they were trying to measure that shit. That does not look like charge. That looks like charge. I'm putting a short. i doing ah Nice, Chaka.
05:24:45
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Chaka's back. Jersey's like, um Jersey, don't play. Don't play because when they said there was going to be 15 inches in New Jersey tonight, you said that's still shorter than fucking charge. Moe dog lion. Why are you lion?
05:25:00
Speaker
Why you always lying? Do i have a crush on your hands? doesn't matter how big your dick is. I just know how Marines exaggerate. That's all.
05:25:15
Speaker
Do you have a crush on me? Uh-oh. Jersey's got their hands nails. You better back up, bro. No, I do. I just know how Marines exaggerate. That's all. i know how marines exaggerate that's all already
05:25:33
Speaker
Don't on Marines. I'm not talking shit on you in any way, shape, or form. as yeah ready Brittany, were you in service? ah Insult me. And it has nothing to do with me. It's just the truth of the fact of the matter is is yeah, you can have a little dick, but as long as you eat it right. Yeah, mean. Oh, no, no Honestly, he's hung like, Sarge is hung like a stud field mouse, but, uh,
05:25:59
Speaker
i'm up my now and I'm hungry. you need to get up here and tell these motherfuckers what's going on. That's the thing. He was a different branch to me, so we're allowed to fuck with each other, but anybody else that didn't serve can shut the fuck up.
05:26:12
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let do yeah know i am I enlisted, but I couldn't join because of health issues. I tried to do the Army as well, but I might be joining National Guard.
05:26:25
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Wait, hold on a second. Nils, you were in the United States military? Yes. May I was 11 Bravo US Army. Yeah, that matters. The only branch that matters in the United States military is the glavy.
05:26:43
Speaker
the only branch that matters in the united states military is the glavy
05:26:50
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Okay, this is getting weird. it's getting It's been weird for like the last two hours, Jersey. Where the fuck have you been? Brittany, Brittany, you you weren't you weren't even So Brittany, you weren't even DQ'd. They just like, you weren't accepted.
05:27:09
Speaker
Yeah, you didn't even get there. I wasn't able to. You went to MEPs and didn't even process... But the National Guard, because I have family and the Marines and everything. and that That's irrelevant. He is a recruiter for the National Guard right now. That's irrelevant. He's like, I can s flip slip you through.
05:27:32
Speaker
so I might be able to do that because that's only like... forty are reasonable trying to go to the middle Well, I mean, even even if that shit if if that shit's on your paperwork in year like thirtyies and you fucking get pushed through and they catch that shit later, you're done.
05:27:45
Speaker
You're fucked. I don't give a shit, dude. like It's been something that I've always wanted to do. I feel that, i feel that but that's that's the cold hard truth. is like If that shit's been there before and they try to push you through again... i mean mean everything it's like the fucking glory yeah you you ship cap yeah ringer like he was like corporal and like he would have to train people to do like we would have that three havas and like shooting like
05:28:17
Speaker
that he would put us through like boot camp basically now What I'm saying is if that shit's on your paperwork and you try to run through maps again and they push that shit through regardless and then later they pull that, you're fucked. It's hard. done I threw up a few times. No, no, no. What I'm saying is if you want to DC your ass and you're done.
05:28:39
Speaker
Yeah, unfortunately unfortunately, because I... mean That's DHCC right there. I got a double whammy when I was trying to go into the Army. like thing I was told I couldn't do the job I wanted to do because motherfucking Private Ryan and all of this stuff.
05:28:56
Speaker
yeah that's bro you from one i they're gonna bring glass your as they meet no No, no, no. I was, I was, I was sole survivor. I was the last of a bloodline. So I couldn't do what I wanted to do in the army. And then my medical records caught up to me.
05:29:11
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And even though like my recruiter and and a whole bunch of other people. Everybody was like,
05:29:19
Speaker
and they're like my toette away everybody was like Yeah, but he's, back then at 18, I was in my physical peak. They're like, he can run circles around your best guy.
05:29:32
Speaker
But they're like, they yeah, that don't matter. Because if. if That don't matter. Yeah. Oh, my God. i want to watch In the Army now because goddamn fucking Yeah, weirdos.
05:29:48
Speaker
But no, I broke my ankle twice. i had a busted up shoulder and I had a busted up knee. And even though that I could still run circles around damn near anybody that you put me up against, that possibility was still there.
05:29:59
Speaker
Yeah. I ran through fucking 10-12 mile rec marches with fucking shin splints. They don't care. legs Oh, trust me. They cared when they seen my... yeah they car up but My told me you're... you're my saisdi told me he said you're going to finish or you're done because you guys are they said can't be heroes you either finish this or you're done you're out that shit was like these are always heroes come on let's i could have win i didn't go it don't matter you calm down britney are you are you gonna play your switch now britney
05:30:44
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the Fuck hook this dream. I'm just play myself with me so be short like my
05:30:57
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but these is i'm a fucking win yeah knows you're one of those i hate you all yeah well bro that's fucking infinite hate you more gritnny we hate like like that that would they were just hard ass on us man a i
05:31:13
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My fucking laptop here
05:31:27
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make sure you my shut i brought my fucking laptop here days yeah we one to she alarm top Yeah. Yeah, bro. no Britney, can you stream from your slits? Is that why you joined the military?
05:31:43
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Negative ghost rider. It's dead. It's dead. I don't think so. well He's a negative ghost rider. You don't charge your shit either.
05:31:54
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When my recruiter, i writer actually, I was 17. I had another year of high school to finish, and he said, what do you want to do with it? i said, anything. No, man. I said the most dangerous fucking job that'll get me to to die young is exactly what I told him.
05:32:11
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You were right. Masturbator. And he said negative. I was a, I was a dolphin polisher. I was a masturbator for a little bit. Wait minute, you can polish dolphins? I still am. think it's an honorable trait. That's an inside joke. So he's like, hey, you know, you get a $20,000 sign-up bonus if you're going to call them bad arms.
05:32:33
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Fuck yeah, point me to the way. So they signed me up for infantry. What they didn't tell me is you get half of that invent is that i after you finish AIT and the other half after a year. Can you send that to me, Chaka?
05:32:50
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so which was horseshit that's awesome though I was a masturbator for a while jerky just hanging around where you fit people actual like oh fucking age hold on stand by masturbator for a while that shit never ends well never mind yeah ah number one
05:33:17
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it's so weird being like the only chick sometimes you're a dude you're dude in a trapped in female's body have ever fallen asleep with your hands down your pants like you were trying to do that but it didn't work out and you just every other night and i wake up with the warmest fucking i wake up with the warmest fucking banger uh fingers and the softest balls every morning they're like soggy and wrinkly no no no no du no not really we don well so i get through a little them no and probably i'm 46 so maybe in four years i'll start to get wrinkly like a fucking prune but not now sarge might be able to answer that his shit's probably been like a prune for 10 years at least 15.
05:34:06
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He keeps it toy. tell him yeah Tell him. I don't know. I don't know i not know that motherfucker hasn't put skin so soft on that shit and ah since at least 1994.
05:34:18
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Skin so soft. Yeah. so That's like that's like that's that's the old school. like
05:34:28
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we could we we can get we yeah we We were different branches so we can give each other shit but nobody else can. that's so That's how the military is. like We can fuck with each other, but everybody outside can fuck off.
05:34:40
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they like they Do you like you like blowing shit up? No, I wasn't an engineer. Okay. You like blowing shit? North Carolina, they they sell the sparklers with the wooden sticks. You can make like a bomb out of that shit with... With...
05:35:01
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with with Hold on. You're on YouTube, girl. The sparklers and electrical tape. MoDog. You can ask MoDog when we used to put hot sauce in our fucking heater packs in the MREs just to make it pop.
05:35:23
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He knows what I'm talking about. Eat the cold food, especially when you're in fucking Bosnia, and keep the fucking heater pack as a damn hand warmer.
05:35:34
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He knows what I'm talking about. I've heard of that. I've heard of that. I haven't personally. little bit yeah i've heard of Especially in the fucking sandbox when it's 140 degrees during the day and fucking 20 degrees at night. Yeah.
05:35:48
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Those fucking hand warmers, man. Those heater packs come in handy. Yeah. pretty I mean, I used them when I did construction. She said, I can. He's mine. Yes, Jersey, we know he's yours. yes this decision he's also He's also mine, Jersey. so like This is like a Cabbage doll. It's like a Cabbage Patch kid. It has nothing to do with possession, but what type of Cabbage Patch that you have.
05:36:19
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just a little bit girl did just just tiny little tiny little bit right
05:36:27
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we would set up in a field and we would have like different sections god damn it my dog you're right yeah that's shit's true uh camo no he'll understand what i mean i'll uh um um the the the camo packs will cause a pro a big problem with relationships i i really up with the camo stick when i rotated back i will not tell that story right right now you have no idea what my man has this this ain't a position this is not a position
05:37:05
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this is not a physician ordeal that's like an air force response ah say pew pew not the g word my playstation is better okay okay what's your favorite pew pew my think was whoa hold on that that's that's that's subjective Hold on one second. Hold on one second. I got to correct Jersey real quick. I'm sorry. click sorry right Sorry. Jersey. this Hour. Hour. I just went to watch Staka's short that he put out. I said shut up. I'm trying to talk.
05:37:41
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Yeah, you've been trying for two hours. Hour man. Hour man. Right. Respect your elders. Okay, fair enough, Jersey. Fair enough. know my favorite Lazy, dude, you barely talk. You disappear for a second, and then you want to come back and talk shit.
05:38:02
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who wait Who? Jedi. lay I've been here the whole time. You just didn't notice me. i'm a godamn el No, know no my my my dog, you're not an elder. You you are experienced.
05:38:15
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There's a difference. You're seasoned. You're seasoned with veterans. You're a senior citizen, MoDog. No, no, you're you're not. I mean, I'm not goingnna i'm going to loud him out like that. Like, yeah, he's probably, i mean, I know he's eligible for the Bob Evans senior citizen discount, but I'm not going to do that.
05:38:34
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He gets the early bird special. It's fine. yeah shh I can't wait, man. i have all man up jersey know years Jersey, don't look a day over
05:38:48
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Looks every bit of 85. Yeah. Can we get back to Glick's nonsense ass looking Jason Aldean hat? I don't have it, Jason. At least it's hair is just got At least it's hair is white instead of gray. What the Amarillo sky are you talking about? re nis At least it's white.
05:39:05
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White power. look manish were you. you. Yeah. bitch.
05:39:16
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britney bitch yeah a okay that That's the sad part. I'm 44 years old and I still get shit from them in the mail from AARP. I don't want to hear about it, MoDog. I don't want to hear about it. I'm 44 goddamn years old and AARP sends me shit in the mail. dude ah' take gleke I'll tell you the same thing. Medicare fucking commercials. yeah
05:39:47
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I'm 32 and they're sending me fucking Medicare shit. I don't believe it. They're worried about you, Brett. They're worried about you. yeah which no right wait Just get the AARP, babe.
Aging and Workplace Policies
05:40:00
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Come on, MoDog. When you obsess over the weather and you you start obsessing over fucking Dollar General coupons... that's when you know you're right are you calling them Jewish?
05:40:11
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never No. I guess I'm old. That's the only thing I watch on the news is the fucking weather. Weather, coupons, what's going on here? yeah watch on the news is the weather. I guess I'm old. Jenna's calling me fucking Jewish like I'm MCF or some shit. I'm not calling you Jewish. I'm accusing you of accusing them of being Jewish.
05:40:33
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Well, yeah, I'll accuse MCF of being Jewish. yeah it is Everybody on this panel is definitely not Jewish. mar Here we go. I don't know. My nose says otherwise. but I don't know. My nose and Brittany both.
05:40:53
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my nose tells me differently and also i know i'm park german so there has to be my hair is shoot yeah yeah i and your heritage you're you're northern european you and grittanney both wow I'm playing my German and Polish.
05:41:09
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did you First and foremost, so me let me ask you guys a question. and pop Did you guys know there was Jewish royalty at some point and and and ah in history? Yeah. it's called Hollywood.
05:41:22
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What are you on about, Blake? I got it.
05:41:26
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honor about so friends i I can't argue with that, man. You were so quick with that. That's so funny. I didn't know there was Jewish royalty ever either. But apparently there was, and that's that's that's part of my bloodline. Brittany, if you smoke weed and you swallow, you're definitely Polish.
05:41:46
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right I'm a Polak for sure, and I'm ah the only one that can say that. Yeah, because the Polacks are the only ones that can swallow. No, it. Brittany, you're Polack. No, seriously, Brittany.
05:42:03
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Polacks are the only ones that can fucking suck a dick and swallow, but can't fucking eat fish. Shut up, Mono. She just made a puddle of Polack.
05:42:13
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Hey, wait a minute. That's not a bad thing. Hey, you
05:42:20
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hey you guys So Polish is the only one that can suck a dick in what? Swallow, but not no but not eat fish. Everybody can suck a dick, Brittany. Everybody can do that. Eat fish? you got If you got a mouth, you can suck a dick.
05:42:38
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Oh, okay. I'm Jedi. general but I mean, it's not to suck nick but i mean lazylick only care but i would only date That's what that's the negative, because Jedi would probably suck Scott a off.
05:42:57
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boom just i don't know but the he huge celebrity like scott ah come on got ah You know what I would actually tell you a grow beard and then I would probably rub my fingers to I want suck his dick but I probably rub my fingers to his beard after ah as much as as he as much how to grow a real beard as gay as I am for Scott o sky in a beard a few times Scott is one of those very few human beings like you just you don't want to pan the hear anything you don't want pee did he his ass but you would definitely probably like at least keep sleep in the same room as him
05:43:33
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You know the fucking cookies are going to be amazing. je i that um He's got to have like boxes of cheeses why everywhere. You're a little too quick. I know that. I...
05:43:44
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I don't have to worry about being touched during the night when Scotto's here. Yeah, because you would get super horny and shit around Scotto, and Scotto would be like, yeah, whatever, I'm going to the next room, you could fucking do whatever want. That's the only reason hanging out with Scotto, because I know going to be touched. Get your bearded clam away from me, weirdo. Like, literally, everybody else obsesses over Scotto, and I'm just like, great. Well, that's one of my jokes. I only date dudes with beards.
05:44:12
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so in see I only did do Swiss beards. There's two things I have not taught Glick yet. One is the Ten Laws of Jaunton, and two is the Rules of Scandinavia. Christ, Nils.
05:44:25
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that there's There's a term that we have in Scandinavia for those that don't grow beards. Women and children. Hmm. it Sometimes. Brittany, what was your joke about guys with beards? microphone is yours.
05:44:44
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I was just saying I only date guys with beards now because I'm tired of being one. That's all. That's pretty like You I'm glad you said You know what Angie calls i weigh through new years the Okay, Glick, you said you weren't going to fuck with me on New Year's Eve. I didn't fuck with you at all. you stood up for that one second and you did fuck with me and got my dreads going. Yes, you did, slightly. was trying not to look at you, so. But I kept seeing Michael pacing around, too.
05:45:26
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Nope. I didn't slap at all. All I did was beards. I only date guys with beards because I'm tired of being one. Yeah. i didn't last there That was supposed to be the punchline to that first joke that I started. i year bitch actually I can relate to that on a personal level. I like that. um You know what Angie calls this? No, I did not. All I did was move. because cal sea what yeah gifted i said, wait, you're a dude. well i did I didn't call you out. call you out.
05:45:59
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a and like everybody i did yeah damn it I yelled at my face. You have no idea what I'm about to say. I'm proud of the beard, okay?
05:46:10
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see It's good. It honestly is good. so brit I now know. You said you were going to leave me. I told you I was going to leave you alone.
05:46:21
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And I did not. It was a good night. Yes, you did for the most part. You but i did stand up for like a split second. You were like, me and I saw you. I saw you, bro. I didn't stand up.
05:46:33
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I did not stand up at all. But I showed up, what, like 20? Yeah. ah A five and a half hour drive turned into eight and a half hours in the fucking blizzard. I had just showed up. I'm still shooken up from the snow like I almost died a few times.
05:46:52
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I did not. i did not did All I did was shift because when time when Michael yelled at me, saying everything i went the table was like, what did you do? And I was like, I don't know.
05:47:04
Speaker
I'll be right back. Because they didn't cause they didn't get it. And I even told you after you got done, I said... and And I promised you I was not going to fuck with you while you were stage. Now, when you were off stage, I was... at And even after you were off stage, I still know and didn't fuck with you. But you were you were triggered like a motherfucker. because I was crying so hard not to even look at you. I know.
05:47:32
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well even That drive was already in my head. And I had to go up on stage like 15 minutes later. Even when we were at the bar, which is to have a normal conversation, you were getting triggered. Could you hear me?
05:47:48
Speaker
Yes. No, not, no. It was hard to hear you. But I never tried trigger you. It was quiet. Even when we were standing at the bar and just you and I were just talking, you started to get triggered. And I put my hand on your shoulder and kind of like started to like rub your shoulder a little bit.
05:48:06
Speaker
and it And it calms your triggering. and And we were able to have a conversation. It did, yeah. Yeah, true. I was not trying to trigger you in any way. There were a lot of other aspects of that night that had happened. Yeah, there was a lot. But yeah, no, I mean, I was not prepared for the Glickrus whatsoever because I was just focused on my set.
05:48:35
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Nobody was. Nobody really knew you, so it would have been pretty stupid. But, like, yeah, they pushed us out. it was crazy. It was a wild night.
05:48:47
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I was so proud of it. I just found, got the ticket right here I have, like, five of them. Yeah, like I said. yeah like i said The roast, I don't even care about that. We're going to do it. We're going to it, and we're going to it right. We're going to promote it right. Yeah, when are we doing that? We have to get together so we can set a But, I never had any intentions of triggering you when you were on stage, and I literally shifted into my chair just to move over so I could see you, and I got yelled at. Yeah.
05:49:21
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our a lot for no reason and and that was I mean oh it was all of us troublemakers like Arliss part of the reason why troublemakers that's why I had to move back to the couch because like all y'all kept like keeping me like you and Brandy and Arliss and whatever was that the right name Kayla.
05:49:51
Speaker
Yeah, you're all over the fucking place. No, that's that's... I'm sorry. no good thats that's that's probably of the big reasons That's one of the big reasons why we just fucking laugh it was just like I didn't even him mean to do that to be funny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The frustration was too high. It was just like, we're just trying to have a good time. Yeah.
05:50:15
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Well, that's why I talked to her. I was like, are you okay, girl? Like, is everything right? Like, I tried to talk to her and like, try to cheer her up and everything. I'm sorry. i just talked with names and i it's not even a joke at this point. it You know when I'm joking.
05:50:35
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Yeah, no. it's that oh I'm sorry. We're all going to get together. Wally and I were actually talking about that the other day. We've got to set a date for this roast.
05:50:46
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I'm hoping to do it sometime next month. But got to see what's going on. Because also, hopefully hopefully, by the end of next month, Kayla will be all moved in.
05:51:03
Speaker
So... Oh, that's my nice. Does she still have purple hair? Or blue purple hair? I think her hair will always be purple. the I want to dye my hair purple again, but I need to get a job, and I already have a hard time with my piercings.
05:51:20
Speaker
I can tuck this up. And then my tattoos. So it's like, fuck off, bitch. It's legal hair.
05:51:31
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and That doesn't matter. Everywhere. My last job, I got... is just like They don't care about it. They don't care about it unless you get injured. Then they're like, yeah, we're not paying for your workman's cop if you get injured.
05:51:49
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That's the only thing. They don't care if you smoke weed. We're going to fire
05:51:56
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Yeah, that's what happened. And my shoulders still hurt, but I can... Yeah, yeah you gotta quit smoking long enough to pass a piss test so you can get a job. Is it legal? and yeah The piss test doesn't even matter. piss test doesn't matter. And I've been painting recently.
05:52:17
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I've been getting back into painting. This is the shoulders that hurts. This is the one that I paint with. Are you kidding? no So, where i don't are you back in Maryland or you still in p
05:52:32
Speaker
in PA? Well, technically all my stuff is in PA, a but right now I am in Maryland. So is it 100% legalized in PA or is it just medical in PA? In PA, it's just medical, but ah I haven't changed my address. I haven't changed I haven't changed my address, but my address is still Maryland. so that's cool oh but it's one hundred percent It's all legal in Maryland.
05:52:59
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Recreational, everything. Okay, yeah, that's what I was asking. I mean, I don't know, man. I don't know. I think with the new laws and all that and the other thing, businesses need to... Well, here's
05:53:16
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businesses businesses need to it well who Here's the problem.
05:53:26
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I drink on the weekends. I don't drink at work. I don't drink. But...
05:53:34
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I'm not saying you, but a lot of people are like, it's legal. I can go out on my lunch break and smoke weed. No, you can't because that's the equivalent of me going out on my lunch break. Is that how it is in your area? That was the whole thing.
05:53:50
Speaker
No, you can't be under the influence. That was the whole thing with my last job. Because I was working Pennsylvania. No, you can't on your lunch break. That's what I'm saying. I don't even... Okay, Brittany, on your last job. On your last job.
05:54:10
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We got six minutes. sp it out I'm just kidding. I love you, Lazy Jedi. You just pop in and out. That's what I do. We got my last job.
05:54:21
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so like They didn't care when I took the piss test and I had weed in my sister when I got hired. But when you get injured with workman's comp or whatever, they're not going to give it to you if you have anything in your chest.
05:54:34
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So I went Westminster and I went to a vitamin shop and I got the detox drink that I used to take when I got duy like six years ago. yeah um I don't think I gave it enough time. So, yeah, they found weed in my system, so they fired me. It's right behind my fucking house, too. Yeah.
05:54:59
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Crazy. I know. I remember when you used to, like, yeah, i'm looking at where I work when i'm smoking weed because I can't smoke weed in the house. Yeah, like, literally, like...
05:55:13
Speaker
Yeah, I couldn't be on the property, so I'd go on my job's property. Because they didn't give a fuck if I smoked weed until I got injured. Well, don't get injured. Why'd you get injured? What the fuck are you up to? like Okay, all right. I need to watch what I say right now. Hold on. Okay, so like eight to ten people called out that day.
05:55:36
Speaker
And there was this... ah man from a different section barely spoke english he's like afghani did he punch you i'm trying to be careful with what i say but but but but i'm trying to be careful with what i say why are they in the studio you're not watching this i was
05:56:08
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Well, I don't want us to get in trouble.
05:56:13
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So they brought him over to help me because I was all by myself because everybody else called out and he was like pushing the shelves down and it fell off of the assembly line on top of my shoulder. Like I can still feel it and it's been like months.
05:56:34
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um And ah my supervisor was like, is it like a paper cut or more? I was like, no, it's less than a paper cut. We're good. We're good.
05:56:45
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Because one of my coworkers had gotten fired for the same reason for reporting one of his injuries. And he had weed in his system. does Dude, 95% of those people are either selling or smoking weed every break.
05:57:02
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And I told the HR to leave that. bullshit. I was like, this fucking bullshit. I was like, I literally live right behind the building.
05:57:14
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And I'm one of the hardest workers. i got a fucking raise in the first month when you're not supposed to get a raise until after a year. And I i did that damn shit.
05:57:25
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But that motherfucker that didn't speak any English pushed that fucking shit over on me. I was like, okay. I didn't want to report it, but then I did.
05:57:39
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So if you just lived with the pain, you'd still have a job. But at the same time, you shouldn't have to do that. But the thing, that's the problem with weed, though. yeah That's the problem with weed is because it stays in your system for so long, they can't tell if you did it on break or before work or whatever.
05:57:58
Speaker
Thank you. That's the problem whole point I was trying to make. Your system in a reasonable amount of time. We does not. aye I'll be honest. I used to go with a nursing home. I used to smoke every morning.
05:58:11
Speaker
i dont want know what you you in now or in nursing home life should smoke every morning
05:58:18
Speaker
I'll be honest. I showed up there fucking lady like a fucking tree. at you now. You're running the country, Johnny Bungs. Hell yeah. Oh, good. We've got you to the top. I walk into the nursing home ready to prepare room for new people coming in or people that, let's say, just passed, and I would be blazed. Yeah, it's really easy to prepare room for somebody that's just passed because they don't notice anything. Did you fucking paint the walls, put new electrics in?
05:58:46
Speaker
Yeah. I need to be the bearer of bad news. Electrics. Don't you fucking dare click. We got you. Yeah, he's got two minutes before six hours.
05:58:59
Speaker
I got you. Oh, we're coming back. He's got to. i mean i got couple beverages i'm not staying up all night got couple beverages to drink i might come back but i'm not setting i'll come back i'll sit that's not good my might for minute i got a couple beverages to drink i'm not staying up all night i got urge to drink i might come back but i'm not setting up studio i'll come back ill to that's all good Damn it, Rick.
Conclusion and After Party
05:59:27
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Brittany's got to say all this stuff. Brittany's got this. Damn it, Rick. I got to end it. Appreciate you guys listening. Appreciate you guys hanging out. Brittany's in charge of the after party. She says we'll see you when we come back. We come back. I'm not going to be here myself personally, but...
05:59:45
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05:59:58
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I can feel it crashing. Maybe you're the problem. I don't know what to do.