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Hump day HaHas
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Britt and Snotty just talk about stuff....
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Creating the Intro for 'Hump Day Ha-Ha's'
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Okay, what we need, Ritt, is some kind of a intro for our Wednesday night show, Hump Day Ha-Ha's. What would you do for an intro?
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Hump Day Ha-Ha's? I feel like...
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i don't know. What would you say to intro the show? What would you say to intro the show?
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Why are you putting on me
Show Hosts and Playful Banter
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on the spot while you're recording me too, you motherfucker? Just do it. Tell me of the show. We need an intro for the show, Britt.
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And go.
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la Welcome, everybody.
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can't do this with just you. Welcome, and everybody, to what? and Welcome, everybody, to Hump Day Ha Ha's. We're here for some laughter and fun times and chillax.
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Hope everybody's having a great night. Here with Michael and we got Brittany. Let's go. Let's have some fun with some comedy. Boom. I think that might work.
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Let's have some fun with some comedy. Boom. I think that might work. Okay. We don't have Michael here just yet.
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But we got Snotty in the hizzy. What up? I think I have the wrong thing. but let me Yeah, there we go. That's better. wait wait wait
Weekend Plans and Humor
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Snotty in the hizzy.
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don't know where Michael is, but it's okay. We got Brittany in the hizzy. We got Brittany we got Snotty. I need to change that freaking intro. It's like it does get funnier each each time.
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I just like the end. Donda did some comedy. Well, I realized that he was like recording in the middle of it.
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i didn't know it at first. And then I saw the little red dot. i was like, you motherfucker. He's like, you're not supposed notice.
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So what are you up to? Oh, not much. ah Working my butt off. You know, watching Van Helsing.
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Yeah, we got freaking ah a big weekend planned this weekend. yeah ah I'm going to Monster Jam.
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Going to Monster Jam where can go see some monster trucks. And Brittany is coming with me and the whole family. So it's going to be a whole freaking shit show.
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Let me tell you. It's going to be a good time though. It's going to be a good time. You can touch me on the shoulder anytime I get like a little too crazy. I'll be like, calm down, bitch. You have them at my family. so You're fine.
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well I met your mom. You met my mom and you also met my mom in a very specific situation. She was at a wedding, so it's not like
Challenges and Strategies in Comedy
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she was really getting her her attitude. She was at the bar to get a drink and I told you I liked your shoes.
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and yeah Yeah, you did. I said, why, thank you. and that while You're welcome. Dude, okay, so my friend gave me a bunch of these cards.
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Yeah. Learn to park. You accidentally parked like an asshole. Get the help you need before becoming the shithead every everyone hates.
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and just for that Yeah. I ah did it today. She's the owner of the bar, but she knows who I am.
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Whatever. The restaurant. Name drop. She was outside and she was like couldn't figure out like uh how to fix her car whatever and i was like i just placed this down right in front of me
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but that was one place that um that i've been looking at getting to do stand-up at because they have they have a stage yeah that's what i wanted to talk to you about as well yeah um They have a stage. They're like little 17-year-old, 18-year-old kids playing band or whatever music.
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So I talked to them about the stand-up shit. And so gonna... If I have other people to help me out. Yeah?
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oh Yeah. I need another person.
Humor in Everyday Situations
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I can't be the only comedian. No, you don't want to go ahead and fill a whole show by yourself.
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Just go ahead, get up there, do a full hour. Just lay it down. Cold open and everything. Like a champion.
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What are you talking about?
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No, I could, but like I have... i So, okay, this is a question that I want to ask because it's about comedy. Have you ever had people read your stuff before you actually let it out?
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And they give you, like, they're mean about it or something, or they give you feedback? Oh, I mean... i don't really let people read my stuff like right out the book because like whenever i write things down there's many like stages of thought and there's many different like mindsets and it's like something really good is most likely going to be paired right next to one of my most
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horrible thoughts I've ever had. So I don't let people just read through my notes just randomly because that's dangerous. All right. It is dangerous. It's totally dangerous. I know exactly what you're saying.
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So I do i do put jokes out there. i like especially when I haven't had like an open mic to be at. Happy Wednesday. Hello.
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Hello there, Daniel
Family Dynamics and Comedy
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Barry, sports highlights. But um I, ah where was I? Oh, yeah. Don't let people read your notes. I don't let people read my notes, but do like,
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if I haven't been on stage or an open mic, like, and I'm in conversation a bunch, like, especially when the holidays come around and like, uh, mics slow down, I'll work. now enna say um well What? thing.
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you said halls like i can see end it when the whole you saying when the whole yeah When the holidays come around, Mike's kind of slowed down. So if you don't have any shows, then you're not going out and doing comedy. So I like to go ahead and try bits at like family occasions and stuff.
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and And there's sometimes where like I know something will work in like a club, but I'll go ahead and say it to my family, and they're like, they give you that look like, there is something wrong with this man. And they're like,
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but it's difficult when you go after like my family i don't talk well
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my little brother i will because he's funny he's just like introverted so it's a little different my older brother he's just not funny he tries but he's just not funny sometimes that's the most funny people is what the people who try and it's just such a bad thing it's like you know Where is my dad?
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Yeah,
Developing Comedic Material
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my dad and I will just be like... ah
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Cricket, cricket, cricket. Hi, Mandy. What up, bitch? I love you. Mandy, nonsense clan. There you go. Yeah, she's a part of the clan now, I guess. Yeah.
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She's a part of a clan. You gotta watch out for clans, dude. I've heard of one of those, and people do not like them. Okay, we're not going that route. I'm just saying, watch out for clans. Dude, you know what's crazy? Okay, so here's a new joke I'm kind of working on, but it's like real shit. So...
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my mom and my sister are going out to purse bingo where i guess like you play bingo and you win purses right because they're redonkulous what is that you can go with them it's on sunday you wake up early on sunday can go with no i'm going with your mom straight up i I was telling my mom and my sister at Boland that they gotta watch out for that bingo because
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like I was watching this documentary about high stakes bingo. And this one dude, he was like Nigerian. He's got this family in Nigeria.
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And then he's got this family in Canada. Right. And he's like keeping them both supported specifically on bingo winnings. And it's like every card he bought. Dude, I'm not even joking. You think I'm
Inspiration and Early Influences
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lying. It's like. No, I know. think you're alive that's fucking awesome every every single game every card of bingo he's like this is the one that can go ahead and get me out of this rut he's like just ah holding on to every bingo ticket so i told my mom and my sister i'm like you be careful with that bingo the devil is in those numbers oh for sure g-i-n-g-o satan was his name oh and that's what the that's what the point i have a video of
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We're fam here. Yes, we are Mandy. Yes, we are We are. am here. But no, like, because I grew up, my granddaddy has a hat. Well, he's dead now, but we still have a farm.
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But we would have bingo there. And we would do bingo other places with my grandma. And we had this like little squishy ball, but it was a titty. Yeah.
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ah yeah I have a video of it. My little sister is playing bingo. Like a stress ball? It's my lucky titty. Like a stress ball? Kind of, but it was squishier. Oh, okay. Like, gooier.
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Yeah. Mammory textured. ah Bingo is the devil. I think she meant to say devil.
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Yeah, I think so. Not debill. The male of Bingo is the male. The meal, I guess, because there's only one out. The meal.
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No, I love Bingo. So, yeah. fun Be careful with that Bingo. You'll lose
Storytelling in Stand-Up Comedy
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your life to Bingo, dude. There's like this old lady. She's given up all...
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You're cracking up. Her frickin' like Medicaid or whatever it is to Bingo. So she just get one. Who lost Brittany? There she is. She's back. Okay. Anyways. ah but Yeah, so this old lady is just using all of her AARP, you know, cards to get one more ticket at Bingo.
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Yeah.
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She takes two Ubers to get there. she's got She can't see anymore because she's got powder out doesn't care Dude, I'm telling you, this lady, she's fiending for freaking bingo.
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She just needs bingo. She needs it? Freaking during COVID, I'm sure she was going in insane because she couldn't go bingo, dude.
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oh no el Why is this not live? was this It is live. It's 12 minutes. I'm trying to share it. oh Battlestar Galactica?
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Yeah.
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Bears beats Battlestar. I said Battlestar. Bears beats Battlestar Galactica. See, I can't even say it. I know, I fucked you up, didn't I? No, just let me share it right quick. Well, actually, that's not true. Facts.
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Bears beats Battlestar Galactica. I like the
Preparing for Upcoming Shows
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Lego one. The Lego one's the funniest whenever he's sitting there with the Lego... Oh, my gosh. What? Oh, my gosh.
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You're such a Canadian, even though you're not. makes no fucking sense. I'd say a more like Goofy from... ah Mickey Mouse. No, that's what the fuck I said the other night.
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ah No, you don't do that. You do better at the... Wait, what did... Okay, I need to go down here really quick because Michael's not here.
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Zoddy stuck the landing. I try, Lazy Jedi. I try. My best. Hashtag, bingo, depends. Battlestar Galactica. Yeah.
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Mandy said, hello, Jedi. And Jedi said, nothing. Because...
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Because you don't like to inflate my ego. We understand. It's cool. and i went land What was that?
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Dude, Jedi, if you're going to see Pinder, least spell her name right. What the fuck?
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There's men around here. Dottie stuck the landing. I'll let that stick up there for now. You did it. You did the damn thing. Yeah, show your... Do your thing. I got both sides today, dude. Look at that. I'm doing pretty good. Why are you touching the door?
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It was already perfect. What?
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Yeah, it was already great. Why... Well, I have to
Audience Interaction and Engagement
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trim it up. I have to trim it up. So it doesn't get scraggly up here. so Oh, yeah. And I gotta trim it up in here.
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You know? This gives... You'd be surprised how crazy this thing gets. Like, if I let it go, it's like... ah It looks like a Star a David.
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i believe it. Don't want that ego to blow up like a s snap, but... well ya It already has. It's hot. ah yeah Hey, Jasper. What's up? Hi, everybody.
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ah Dr. Nick. Hi, it's me, Paul.
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You know what I'm talking about, right? I have this dude at Wednesday. and whenever i talk to Whenever I say hi to him, I say, hi, Dr. Nick. i go hi everybody that's what do but he never gets it he doesn't go hi that's the worst it's like when you were trying to be nice or funny with a person and they're just like an introvert and they're just like o well also it's the fact that not everybody like grew up in the
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Comcast on demand era where like everything was at your fingertips so now you're just like raised on like your whole entire vernacular is just quotes movie quotes from the 90s and early 2000s see I was okay so I was raised my grandfather blah blah blah so even when I was 16 17 before out it was PG 13 and under pg thirteen and under I wasn't able to watch anything else.
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And I'm like, they have titties. I'm a fucking woman. Who gives a fuck?
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But hi, Jasper. Yeah, anyways. But so I heard someone snort when laughing. That wasn't me.
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Probably heard, yeah. It was. There
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there it is. Fart nuggets. I was trying not to. That's what happens. F. S. Mandy. You shut your flaps.
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Shut your flaps. I'm just kidding. i love you. Mandy's probably one of my favorite persons on here. personally Yeah.
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I got, I don't know, dude. I was like, my parents were always at work. Like my dad works swing shift. Mom just kind of like did what she could, you know, doing jobs here and there doing most of the time she was working restaurants. But anyways, so I was left to my own devices with Comcast and like,
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full on regular cable. Like I could watch anything I was watching, you know, I watched the departed when it came out. ah like it much I was probably like 12 years old when I watched the Yeah, probably. oh yeah But no, like I couldn't even watch King of the Hill.
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like South Park, all of those type of things were blocked. I wasn't able to watch any of it. I had a 1950s TV with the little tink, tink, tink thing on the side of it. right I had that hooked up in my bedroom and I watched the Adult Swim. I was able to get Adult Swim off of that little that little box. younna When we moved into my grandparents' house, the TV in the basement, my dad didn't know.
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He didn't block all the shit on there. So I was able to watch stuff for a little while, but then what was it that may be the hot tub time machine, whatever. oh and Okay. So my brother had a land party for his birthday.
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Nerds land party of playing league legends, word, word crap, whatever. i was just, yeah, I already talked to you about this a little bit, but it wasn't,
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um gone on that TV. And he came down at the at the part where what's his face is like coming on his face. oh Oh, yeah. After he's going ahead and bet on it. and it's ah it's That it's like the worst time for my dad to come down there. He's like, nope, you're going upstairs. Get out of here. But he didn't make my older brother stop watching it.
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Boys will be boys. Yeah. And then he calls my older brother and my older sister. because Because females can be tempted by those types of situations.
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Yeah, but he calls her, he calls him my older sister. need to check these comments. Brett is my it favorite little sister.
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Damn right am. Watch your kids. No supervision. I had all the supervision. You who obviously had all the supervision. I had no supervision. I was off. Get off my Kool-Aid, Brittany. Mandy is mine. Oh, we got we got a fight for a woman in the comment section. Oh,
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oh gay je i That's four that's funny.
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Sounds like was like a whole lot of vaginal action to me. What's his name?
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What's his name? Roman from Fast and Furious? It sounds like a whole lot of vaginal action to me. Sounds like a lot of work to me.
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Well, like a lot of work. I
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don't know. I mean, you basically just lay there. Your tongue might get a little tired, but that's about it. Anyways, where are we? I don't even know. We're supposed to be talking about comedy here.
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This is a personal conversation.
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Cheers.
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This is what you do whenever you need me to fill space. I cannot be on freaking censored television. Wherever you need me to fill space. Snotty, I'm older than dirt.
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You're my bud foe.
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Hey, you know, all ages need loving. You never know, you know? Heck. What the fuck is a bud foe? unfe I think she had another typo there.
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yeah Buddies. Buddies. That makes more sense. Buddies sounds much better. Budfos. I don't know. i kind of am I want to make that a thing. Budfos.
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Budfos? Is that like ah frenemies? That's like Stern or Frenemies. Thank you, Manny. You gave us a new thing. Budfos. Budfos.
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a they I can't wait to make fun of... Wait. Make fun of what? ah Michael's not coming in.
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This way it is. There you go Get it, Jasper. Let me try. Mandy sounds like a young, hot name. Not at all. and parted I'm sorry. We're supposed to be talking about comedy here.
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Mandy is a stripper name, and let me tell you, she looks like a fucking stripper. that I mean, I've known a couple Mandys. I don't want to i want want a bash any Mandys from the Mandys I know, because I know a lot of people that are on wild like a lot of sides.
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I forget the song. Someone you can't stand but pretend to like. this Yeah. I mean, you have those those that's a real thing out in life where you just have to kind of deal with them walking around.
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They're at your job every day. Or they're at the coffee shop, they go all or they're the frickin person who makes your coffee. We're just a block away.
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We're just the block away. i don't know. I'm good. Oh, no No, I mean, there's the there's my neighbors that are constantly blocking my driveway, mariachi music blasting at the top, with a peeing off their freaking deck on a regular basis.
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I mean, like, well i know you're I used to manage the house next door. I know that toilet works, all right? So why are y'all coming outside peeing off the freaking deck over here?
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don't know. sucks that's sorry to hear that it does suck and then i have a worn out for my arrest for indoor chairs on my outdoor porch do you know what mean what you don't have to say all that bro i mean i paid it so it's not like it's out we're good but i did have a worn out for my arrest for indoor chairs on my outdoor porch that's stupid that's like hoa type shit wow redneck behavior
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yeah there there's something out there i don't know don't know they're just really they're on once once the weather gets nice outside they don't know that i have 150 watt pa system so i'll be getting them back pretty hard with some wub wub music okay what was in my freaking the wrong time and Well, I mean, know I'll go ahead and play some house. I can play some dubstep. I can even play some hardcore. You really want to freaking bang somebody out of their house?
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Freaking play some hard style. Just dum, dum, dum, dum. Dump, dump, wub, wub. Yes, I have one for chairs. He did.
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for in Yeah, I did have one. I did have one. Um... Apparently, so I don't people are like, you should. That's what you give for living in a place with an HOA.
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I don't live in a place with an HOA. I live in in a borough, which is like a municipality situation where like instead of just going ahead and finding you out of your house and home, they can just put you in jail.
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for, you know, grass over three inches. I wish women felt the same way my burrow feels about my grass. Anything over three inches is just too much. Oh, yeah, damn right.
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I'm the one... I wouldn't be single anymore, you know? Okay, no, no, no. See, that's the thing. my dad always called my older brother my older sister because we would swap chores. He would do the dishes and the laundry while I would do that. And then I would do mow the lawn and do...
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Or the weed whacking. Or pressure washing. Or construction. sand Yeah. Fuck off. anyway Well, I mean, the the situation is is whenever you're a single guy living alone, like you gotta do everything. you gotta do the shopping, the cooking, the cleaning.
00:27:21
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Wash your clothes. gotta go ahead and do the grass. I know, I did that one on purpose. You gotta wash your clothes. Mm-hmm. I thought you were gonna say Worcestershire sauce.
00:27:36
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Have you seen that video of that woman? She's like, Worcestershire sauce. And then of them you'll get the cut where it's like a commenter. It's like, you picked every single way to say that wrong.
00:27:51
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Yes, I love it. So how do you say it? Worcestershire sauce? sauce? That last S is hard. I don't know.
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I did have a little Christ chronic today, so ah there may be a little bit of that going on too. Wash your sister sauce.
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I also, ah my family likes to call it horsey, horsey, I can't even say that. Horsey sauce. as As well. I don't know why we call horsey's chop.
00:28:34
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You don't even have to talk comedy. You just talk and it's funny enough. but I just talk and it's funny enough. You're such an idiot, Tyler. When you talk, I gotta to laugh at ya.
00:28:48
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It's okay. I understand. You're not wrong. um Don't say that. you
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What? I can't say when we're live. What? hu Anyways. Yeah. Someone you can't stand. well well Warrant for indoor chairs. We talked about that.
00:29:11
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Play the Barbie song if you want. Dude, I will totally play Aqua's Barbie. I'm a Barbie girl. Dude, I have So, I don't have guilty pleasures. If I like something, I like something. It's shameless. I will...
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belt out call me maybe uh crashed my car into a bridge barbie by aqua belted out like it's nothing in the car this weekend it's fucking happening we're gonna jam out we're gonna take a video of us jamming out to barbie girl just for you jodd i'm it's possible while we're driving over to mommy's house
00:29:56
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We'll go ahead and get some get get the Pandora going. I'm telling you, dude, that's not even a joke. Aqua regularly comes on my Pandora, along with Cotton Eye Joe, Tub Thumping, I'm Blue.
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i had the the whole CD of I'm Blue. Are you doing fucking Cotton Eye Joe? That's my favorite. Yeah. you make very that girl yeah
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That is my favorite dance ever. And then me and my old my cousin, we used to do the I'm Blue. We made up a dance where we would just like i love i love blue dude that was my dude and the funny thing is is like back then so it had the like cgi aliens in it and it was like all green screen and back then you're watching it and you're like this is the future do you see these aliens right now and you watch it on youtube today and you're like i can't even believe i was so impressed by i'm still impressed
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I mean, I love E-Full 85 or whatever, 95, whatever their name is. Also, Aqua and, yeah, Barbie Girl. I mean, like, I'm not even, like, a just that fan. Like, I like, uh, don't, no, it's not, don't play me like a, don't play me like your PlayStation, I think is one of them.
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um on it I think I know what you're talking about. And then there's movie about it. Movie about it. Boo yo Boo yo body.
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I'm surprised I haven't done it yet. You're like a noodle. I know. earth What was that noodle? Dude, I don't but Wait, what?
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Hashtag the Barbie Clam Jam? Oh. That does not sound good. No, what we got to do is we got to play ah Boom Boom Boom I Want You In My Room by... Boom Boom Boom wasn't ago brothers is that what it is the vega road oh no but i just listened it to it to yesterday or today yeah cause you sent me gnttin tin tin and and and jen tin tin was that the sig swag song
00:32:33
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i'm like i love the vego bros yeah shit da da duoo du and tiun du duter Oh my gosh, I've been to so many raves.
00:32:46
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Just crazy stuff going on to those songs, dude. I'm usually in the mosh pit rather than the... Well, at raves, there aren't really mosh pits as much as there's cuddle puddles. That's what happens at raves, cuddle puddles.
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sure Okay. Okay. Well, that's what they're called. It's just groups of people that are just, you know. Raves have started to happen. I mean, not rapes. Moshpits have started to happen at like. like EDM concerts? yeah it It depends on who it is. like like that It's not supposed to be to whatever.
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Well, it depends because like you got your excision and your hard style, you got your heavy dubstep. See, we're supposed to be talking comedy now. I know. What the fuck am I doing? Get it.
00:33:37
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but anyway so like you're more hard style and stuff like that yeah you'll get more motion but then you get into like your house music and you get into like your side trance side trance you're definitely getting a bunch of cuddle puddles nobody's do much anything at psytrance they're just sitting there they're just like hi chris what's up boo Are the puddles made of tears? Yeah, usually. we're all depressed.
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Puddles are made of LSD. Anyways, um... Dude, come on Oh, yeah, we're on YouTube. I'm sorry. i' i'm used to being on Marco Torres' podcast.
00:34:26
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As long as you just don't go as bad as he does, you're good. ah I love Marco. He's funny, so... Well, he was at the table that I was sitting at it Michael's wedding.
00:34:39
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He was. Well, kind of. He was walking everywhere, so barely got to the car. What's up, Chris the technician? Do I know Chris? Chris knows me. How does Chris know me?
00:34:49
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Is that Chris Jericho? No, it's Chris technician. Chris technician. He comes in here all the time. Okay, it looked like there was a wrestler dude there in his little logo. It's tiny. i couldn see it He's a homie. He shows up every time. Yeah? Yeah.
00:35:09
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chris Well, thanks for showing up, Chris. Yeah. He's dope.
00:35:16
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thank You for you do have a a wonderful, ah you know loyal smattering of fans, though. you know Whenever I come on to hang out with Yins, guys, it's always the same old same old suspects.
00:35:32
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You did not like Yins. You did not like Yins. That's one that's when you're going to have to deal with all day. I can go ahead and stop doing all the other dumb ones I do but That is a sense of pain, Yins.
00:35:46
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ah Straight up. I'm sorry. I'll say y'all or yins all day. Just do it. Stay to yourself. Stay true to yourself. I say y'all. You can say yins. It is what it is yeah what it is. Whenever I'm whiting or typing, I use y'all.
00:36:04
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But whenever I'm just talking, it's yins. Where yins doing? Yins going down there.
00:36:13
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Down air. You just going down to the North Shore? go and Go ahead and get yourself some beers? Come on, Aaron. Go see the Stellers.
00:36:28
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um I gotta to accept it. Say it again. The Stellers? No. Keep saying Yins over and over again until I... All Yins guys will be alright.
00:36:42
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you yinz will get used to it you'll yinz will start saying it before yinz know it okay tell me something funny yinz are funny and that yinz are funny in that you know Not much, just waiting for dinner. What are you eating tonight? Chris technician always knows what the fuck to eat.
00:37:12
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I'll tell you that. Waiting for dinner. I had a Marie Callender's today. I had some meatloaf, some carrots, and some potatoes and gravy. That's what I had. I had some Marie Callender's and some Slim Jim's. That sounds like a freaking porno, but it's my diet.
00:37:30
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my diet
00:37:33
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You should make that a joke. Write that down. Make that one of your bits because that was good. That was off the cuff. Yeah. So write it down right now before you forget it.
00:37:49
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Oh, I'll probably remember it. I don't have a piece of paper. See, i'm I'm a very Mitch Hedberg kind of guy. If ah I think of a joke that's really good and I can't find a piece of paper, then I gotta sit there and convince myself that the joke wasn't that good anyways. I thought it was funny.
00:38:11
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That's one of my favorite jokes of his. Okay. So what did you say
00:38:19
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had a mar I had a Slim Jim and a Marie Callender's, which sounds like a porno. It's just my diet. I like it.
00:38:29
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There's something there. Yeah. i
00:38:33
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Well, I remember you did tell me that earlier. It's my poverty diet. pricking Christmas killed me this year. Yeah, for sure.
00:38:47
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So much for... That's why I give forgiveness shit about my family. You know what I mean? Go ahead and buy them all these nice things.
00:38:57
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Then I'm broke. Bastards. We'll just have to go back to that one. i's just throw that But yes, I understand what you're saying. I don't really like the holidays. I think they're pretty overrated. I would like them a lot more if I could just show up to a place and eat.
00:39:16
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Like, I'll bring something to eat, too. Like, don't worry about it. Just tell me to be somewhere and eat. I'd go to a lot more things if that's all it was. Like, it's always about bring this. You got to freaking dress like this. You got to be here at this time. No, just tell me a place to be and say there's food there. I'll be here. Show up and be funny.
00:39:36
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Well, I mean, people don't give me that opportunity much either. You know and I mean? I do what I can. Well, I guess you got to get funnier. yeah well that is the problem no it's not you're funny no shocks this weekend is gonna be so freaking fun yeah hopefully we could probably nah you said you didn't want to go
00:40:11
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do anything once you drive up drove all the way out here i don't know if there's any mics on sunday saturday it might be too late because we're probably gonna go get mexican food after the monster truck rally yeah um we're going to this mexican place that has really good freaking chipotle chicken tacos Chipotle.
00:40:36
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I got them on accident off DoorDash. Not even accident. It was just I was scrolling through and I was like, that looks alright. We'll get that. And they were the most amazing thing i have ever tasted in my life.
00:40:51
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So far. um It's also Chipotle. I can't even finish that. It's Chipotle.
00:41:02
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Chipotle. You sound like my grandpa. It's Chipotle. It's Chipotle. You know what I got?
00:41:13
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So, all right. What did was I made Texas. We're talking comedy and we're just like fucking off. I don't know. It's okay. I mean, we're talking about the comedy of life my whole entire life. I mean, it's my life. So, I mean, this you know, what it is. Okay, continue. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off. Continue.
00:41:32
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Oh no, i was just kidding. Sorry, we can get on to more comedy things. What do you want to know about comedy? What intrigues you? what what What questions do you have for Snotty as far as comedy goes?
00:41:46
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Well, believe I've already asked you what started it, right? A lot of failure started. I mean, i like, how did I get into comedy?
00:41:58
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Just lot of failure, failing at being in a band, failure at running my own company through college. Uh, Really, it was just like a last-ditch effort of desperation. And I'll be honest, it probably should have happened. Like, it should I should have come to this realization sooner.
00:42:19
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Because really, like, all I've ever had was being a goofball. So it was kind of obvious, like, why wouldn't you make a job out of that? And, yeah, i just kind of was working a crappy job, all of my hobbies kind of like.
00:42:34
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died out. and It's not like I was bad at DJing or being in a band. I just wasn't great at it you know um Did you enjoy it as much or do you enjoy comedy more?
00:42:46
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Well, that's the thing. That's the thing is if i had the passion to go ahead and do music like a drummer or a bassist or like actually producing tunes, I would probably be good at it. But I just wasn't interested in it. Like I wanted to go ahead and mix tunes to the point that I was at.
00:43:05
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wanted to go ahead and just ADHD out on some drums and go ahead and like slap the BS. You know, just little bit. Don't you do that so you are a that's my favorite so up but to You but yeah, so uh,
00:43:25
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it was just i wasn't passionate about those things but the thing was like once i got ah Once I started doing comedy, like the first time I was on stage, I just realized that was like, I think something's funny.
00:43:41
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I write it down. i say it on stage. If people laugh, I say it again. And like, once it became that, it was just the, the workflow became so much easier because a lot of the thing is like, I'm dyslexic and I have ADHD. Uh, so i get distracted uh lose focus on things a lot so being able to just like think something's funny write it down say it laugh say it again is just like so streamlined so simple there's no like disconnect between like mind and instrument or any of that type of stuff you know draw i never got into drawing because
00:44:29
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you know from what the mind sees to what the hand's actually able to do I just don't got that focus for it you know I mean I do i just have Tourette's so it sucks sometimes and I do have ADHD but no I would say drawing helps me or like when I'm writing down my jokes even like it helps my Tourette's calm down my ADHD calm down so it is different but artists well I mean Comedy is a type of art.
00:45:00
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I will say that. It is. Not everybody can do it. I'm just bullshitting.
00:45:07
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True. Anyways. At least it's funny. You're making people happy. But no. like
00:45:18
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I get what you're saying about the ADHD shit. but Okay. So when you're writing down like some of like your jokes, do you do just like general words or whatever?
00:45:34
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I had to read more lately so I could remember what I was trying to think of. Because I'll read shit and I'll be like, what the fuck was I even thinking?
00:45:45
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Like, what the fuck? Well, it goes in it goes in phases. so like for shorter So for short jokes, if it's like a one-liner thing, I can normally just go ahead and give it a title, and then that's done with, and I can put it away.
00:46:00
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But then there's certain things where like it's a premise that leads into a setup that leads into a tag that leads into punchline, blah, blah, blah. And that I will go ahead and like put the the phases of the beats in as like the premise.
00:46:17
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And then some of them like I'll go ahead and write all the way out. But eventually at some point I'm going to go ahead and write it all out.
00:46:28
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I want to give it a name. I'll put it into my joke list. um It's kind of difficult to show you right now because it's on my phone. But let me see if I can show you my... This weekend, when I go up there, I do want to show you some of mine. It's not showing off. Yeah, it's because I have... Yeah, it's okay.
00:46:54
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ah It's because I have Night... ah ah just out I mean, they're not fully written out, but I have, like, some ideas that I've been coming up with for new jokes.
00:47:09
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Yeah, it's, like, kind of hard for you. Anyways, yeah, it's hard because it's black. I have a black background, so I'll black that out. Anyway, so what were you saying? Sorry.
00:47:21
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yeah I was just saying I wanted to talk to you about some of the jokes that I have been writing down, like, I've been coming up with a few stuff. You're welcome. stuff but Anytime. I'm not doing anything anyone on here.
00:47:36
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i'm doing it in person. But yeah, um so what I do is I go ahead and put everything into my joke book, and I put all my new jokes that don't have a place for it. So I have like sets, and each set is like a different grouping of like like jokes and stuff.
00:47:56
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And like so if it's a like topic, I'll put it into a set and write the whole entire joke out, give it a title. The title's in bold.
00:48:07
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I go ahead and have... like ah bullet points for each joke. Yes. That's what I do. and Underline certain things. and like yeah yes I'll also put in parentheses if I'm going to do an act out here um and stuff like that. and But yeah, it's all written out. and If it's a joke that doesn't have a spot, I put it all the way at the bottom and I call those my host jokes. It's stuff that I'm just kind of messing around with on open mics or on hosting gigs where I don't have
00:48:41
Speaker
I don't have to impress the crowd, I just have to go ahead and and entertain them enough. It's like a backup whatever type thing. Well, I mean, it's just working on it. So whenever you're like ah host, you're not really, the the show's not about you.
00:48:59
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You're just there to go ahead and keep the show going and keep it at a, you know, baseline. So you just have to be interesting enough and get a couple laughs as a host. Because then if you go too hard, then you might get a lot of people pissed off at you that have to follow that.
00:49:16
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Not that, you know, headliners have any problem with the, opener that thinks that he's the hot shit but uh you know sometimes you gotta watch out for that so i i try to just go ahead and do like when i'm hosting i'll do open mic jokes not like bad jokes just you know jokes that aren't like killing it because also you don't you don't want to get into long form jokes and stuff like that yeah i made that mistake years eve it went that time went by way too fast
00:49:49
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I was timing myself by myself, you have to like wait for the laughter. The laugh breaks. So that's little big thing. And surprisingly, I did get some good laughs. I wasn't the best. I didn't land it completely the way I wanted it to land. But I still got a laugh.
00:50:11
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So it's a win for me. that's all I enjoyed reset. I had a good time with it.
00:50:18
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Yeah. Yeah, you were over there standing there on a corner of the wall. I sure was. In your freaking snowflake freaking suit.
00:50:31
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Looking like Jack Frost. My Jack Frost looking ass. a It was perfect for it also because there was a blizzard outside. So it matters.
00:50:43
Speaker
Oh my goodness. Tell me about it. I drove. Oh my gosh. I drove all the way home. on that really Really? anger When you come at me like that?
00:50:54
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I was driving in that ship for like four fucking hours. Are you kidding me? That was just the beginning. i was i was driving in the height.
00:51:07
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was in the height. I was in the height. when it was coming down it was coming down when i came up jack frost was angry he was going ahead and freezing up all of ohio
00:51:26
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i'm gonna leave it there yes you looked nice you you said you have shamrock shamrock as well for i do St. Paddy's Day.
00:51:43
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's coming up. Of course I have a shamrock suit because I am Irish. I gotta to have a shamrock suit. What type of Irishman would I be?
00:51:55
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The dumb one? I also have a... But it's strawberry blonde. There's still some a little bit of... I kind of want to go to freaking Boston one of these years for St. Pat's Day so I can go see the Dropkick Murphys play.
00:52:13
Speaker
They always play in Boston. Have you ever seen Dropkick Murphys? I haven't. I mean... Boston, it would be dope. I feel like that would be better. I've seen them as like a a side stage act, either at like work tour type situation, but I've never seen them proper.
00:52:32
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When I saw it from the Kentucky, it was fucking dope. There was a huge group of dudes that were all wearing kilts and everything. And few of them went up and crowd surfed and obviously... you can't be crowd It was up on the screen and the Dropkick Murphys stopped playing because they were laughing.
00:53:01
Speaker
hard as shit. I'm sure because the Kelts were coming up. and Yeah, and it was on the big screen. i was like, dude, there's a 10-year-old over here. What the fuck? They got their dickly dangly dogs coming out.
00:53:15
Speaker
But also, then there's titties coming out for other bands, too. like There you go that's that's That's more my speed. Penises, you can keep that.
00:53:28
Speaker
Boobies. Nah. Yeah, me too. I don't want to see the dingley dangles. No, you don't want to see the dingle dangles? It was funny. Nah, they never show well. was handsome fellow. He was alright, but... An accidental wang dang doodle coming out. They they never show well. It was on he oh He's crowd surfing without any underwear on wearing a kilt.
00:53:57
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Wow. Oh, Jack Mihoff. a How you going? What did you just say? Jack Mehoff. Oh, that's his name?
00:54:08
Speaker
Oh, okay. All right. Jeez. Oh, man. I was like, what? Was that a Tourette's break there? All right. No, not this time. s as Wow. There you go.
00:54:19
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There's one. You done did it. You done did it. lot a You turd maggot. I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. It's okay, I don't care.
00:54:31
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It's not gonna be as bad. I'm just sore because I was, I did have a bad ticket to work last night, and so I am all sore, but it's all good. and that's I German.
00:54:44
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Guten Tag! I am German. Yeah, yeah, you, I, Hoff is a German. Yes, it is. Do you know that David Hasselhoff is huge in Germany?
00:54:56
Speaker
Like, as a musician? Yes. Actually, I did know that. I forgot about it, but I know that yet. Yeah, he's like huge in Germany because this one song he made, and I forget what it is.
00:55:07
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No, I'm trying to think of it. It's very it's well known. like Whenever you hear it, you're like, wow, that's David Hasselhoff. I know that song. Oh, here we go. Britney's looking for it. Bring out the box of knowledge.
00:55:23
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David Hasselhoff's song. Oh. This phone is so fucking stupid.
00:55:33
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That's all. maybeing man for stamp Bam, bam, bam, but da bam, bam. No, not true so much. Jump in my cock.
00:55:46
Speaker
There are so many good ones that I forgot about. Do you love the Baywatch theme song, of course. Really? Really? He made that one?
00:55:59
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Yeah. Interesting. I don't know which one you're trying to look for. Do the limbo dance?
00:56:08
Speaker
There's so many. Tighter and tighter. What? Hi there. Hello. 10 years ago. No, that's too sad.
00:56:23
Speaker
ten years ago let's do so
00:56:28
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Everyone thinks I'm trying to be dirty. I can't get canceled over here. Oh, your last name is Mehoff? Oh, wow. That's perfect. So your full name is literally Jack Mehoff.
00:56:42
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That is fantastic. I love it. That is fantastic. Everybody thinks I'm trying to be dirty.
00:56:54
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Friend of Sergeant Jersey. Oh, I love them. I love them.
00:57:03
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Modog in Jersey. They better invite me to their fucking wedding. You get invited to all types of people's weddings. probably been to like six weddings my entire life.
00:57:19
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You've been to like three of them in the last year. Yeah. I'm not even joking. You told me about three of them you've been in.
00:57:30
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na One, I graduated with him. Ricky and Christina. Love them. They just had a baby. And then Michael.
00:57:42
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I didn't even meet him in person. And he invited me to the wedding. That's my big bro, though. And then I went back for the comedy show and stayed at his house with Sue. She's a badass bitch too.
00:57:59
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Went to their wedding. was the other one?
00:58:06
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It must have sucked because I don't remember. Whatever. No. Yeah. yeah
00:58:19
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Yeah. I think it's been and I like every bit on here. going to snore. Okay. I'm getting there. is Every time I burp, it tastes like peppers.
00:58:32
Speaker
Tastes like peppers? Yeah, had like a cheesesteak sandwich thing. I think, now, as a Pennsylvanian, this is going be freaking blasphemy, but I think Philly cheesesteaks are highly overrated.
00:58:47
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I really do. Your mom's highly overrated. No, she's not. She's actually awesome. ah Yeah, she's pretty dope. She's pretty dope. you can't even afraid My mom's pretty dope. ah But yeah, I i don't know. it's I just don't see the interest. and Now see chicken California from Charlie's Cheese Steaks.
00:59:11
Speaker
Totally different story. I don't know what the fuck you're speaking of. dude it's like so charlie's makes cheese steaks and what it is is like they're all steakums and they have different types of steakums right they have like turkey steakums they got steak steakums like beef steakums uh they got chicken steakums so what they do is they get like chicken and then they get like baked it's like a chicken bacon ranch Right, but it's like steakums and they like chop it up and roll it up and Fuck yes, but i don't know about the chicken bacon bacon bacon Charlie's no Really well we'll have to change that because Charlie's isn't too far away. I'll drive you out to the mall. We'll get Charlie's make some sandwiches
01:00:05
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I can't wait for this weekend, dude. I'm so excited. I know. It's going be pretty dope. We're going to hang out, probably play some video games, watch some movies, go see Monster Jam.
01:00:17
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I'll probably take you to go get some waffles and caffeinated with some artisanal waffles. Are you going to be with i just I just think it's fancy.
01:00:32
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I don't know. i i like having reasons to go do fun things. I don't have reasons to go do fun things because I don't have friends or girlfriends. so like you know I have visitors. I go go all out.
01:00:47
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Yeah, we're going to go ahead and rage it. We're going to rage it. Rage hard. I showed you this already, right? yeah Yeah. I don't know. I keep looking at it. I want to give some people because I have a bunch of them. I If see somebody parking stupid. sp Well, you know, learn cause it's funny.
01:01:12
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i'm I'm sure you'll, I'll see. I'm sure you'll see a couple of folks that don't know how to park in Pittsburgh. It's probably going to be me. I'll just put it on my own car.
01:01:24
Speaker
No, there's... there it I think it's something about Pittsburgh. We don't got enough parking spaces and people just park in wild spaces. Like... In places where it's like supposed to be an egress for like the elevator.
01:01:42
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They just park there like where they have like the square and it's got those like yellow zigzag lines and stuff. They park there and leave their car there? Huh? they park there and leave their car there?
01:01:55
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So you go you just... the The elevator, especially during Steelers games, oh, yeah, down on the North Shore, Yoda's elevator door will open and there will be an SUV sitting there and you have to... They get tickets and stuff, of course, but... Do you park in weird places, man? I guess that would be anywhere. I don't know. I just see it a lot. It is. Well, city the areas.
01:02:21
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But especially with the snow and everything too. That's another thing. oh my gosh. Once snow starts hitting, it's hard to know where your parking space is. For sure. hope like that Thank you for digging out that snow space for me.
01:02:39
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yeah I'm really a dick. Whatever. Now I'm a cox. Whatever. Anyways. So we have been on here for an hour and two minutes.
01:02:54
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Everybody, all two people, if you could give us a like, share, subscribe, all that jazz, and have a great night.
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Speaker
Don't stop laughing.
01:03:14
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And also, Sonny, thank you for joining me. No problem. Thanks for having me as always, Brittany. Thanks to all your your ah subscribers and your viewers for going ahead and sitting here and listening to my dumb butt.
01:03:27
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um Yeah, hope you all have a wonderful night. Thanks for showing up for another Wednesday. that sounds a little bit too. Yeah, thank you. Stay on here. Don't leave, though. v Okay, bye, guys.
01:03:41
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Bye. I'm hanging out. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike Hoban. So stay right there. Here you
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go. I got married five weeks ago today. fantastic To that fantastic company now.
01:04:09
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I don't trust the judgment, but this song goes out. I write a verse
01:04:33
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If I had the painter's touch on canvas, you would be. But I don't have a hand, and I don't have a ship.
01:04:44
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So I can't build you a house, and I cannot take the trip. I'll never have poet's name. Never will I have the painter's grace.
01:04:55
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I will not write your verse, nor will I
01:05:02
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You almost certainly now have heard me. For my lady. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Put your hands in the center of the outlaws band, everybody.
01:05:18
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That's the goddamn noise. Make your hand a good job.
01:05:34
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Give it up for Mr. Michael Coleman, Hamer, that has herpes. Oh, you're a plus. Oh, you're a plus. Go to them.
01:05:46
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Thank you for making my wish.