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Movie Night with Michael & Friends
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Michael is back and hanging out with our boy Lazy Jedi talking all things movies
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Introduction and Praise for Michael Copenhaver
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Hello, this is Arliss Walker, frontman for the Southern Outlaws Band, and I'm here in my own words that Michael definitely did not write. To present to you a true generational talent.
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No, I'm sorry. That doesn't cover it. The man you're about to behold is a true juggernaut of entertainment and comedic force of nature. and all-around humanitarian, and the kind of entertainer I hope to be someday. I am not overselling it when I say it is most definitely your privilege to be here to watch Movie Night with Michael and Friends. So, buckle up, folks. and prepare for the most fun you'll have with your clothes on. And it is my honor to present to you my hero, my mentor, and most importantly, my dear friend, Michael Copenhaver, because he is good for the soul.
Personal Life and Responsibilities
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Thanks, Al. Let's appreciate that, brother. Well, it's Friday night. I've been on vacation, sort of. My mind's melting down a little bit. I got a lot going on my personal life. I'm a fucking caretaker. um That's right. Lose sleep over that shit.
00:01:16
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I'm responsible for another human being's health and well-being. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Movie night with Michael and friends. I got no friends today. I've been having a hard time finding some friends. Daniel, thank you, brother.
00:01:30
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Welcome to the show. I have no idea what's going to happen. Wally, if I were any better, I'd be you because I know how shitty things are for you sometimes. and I'm coming apart the Steams, Wally. Thanks for asking. them I appreciate that.
00:01:44
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If you feel like popping on, man, I have no one to talk to.
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that' What else? I've got a grandson coming. And last Friday, I wasn't here, not because of ah not being able to lock down a host and make them actually show up. But...
00:02:02
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I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but thanks for asking. Where where are we at here? i was saying something. Oh, grandbaby. So last Friday, my wife and I, and we took my mom with us up to that state up north for a baby shower for my son, which is my son's incoming child with his gal on Saturday last weekend. So I wasn't here for that.
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But yeah, it would be great to have eight kilos. They'll come in pretty regularly. Dave Ulam's going to be on with me again. He's a fellow trivia host from my area here. And we're going to talk some movies. Glick's going to come back on The Godfather and talk to me about some Marvel, allegedly.
00:02:47
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We'll believe that when we see it. And he'll be a DC show as well. What do you all want to talk about? Because I cannot just expose it. by myself for very long uh i can just sit here and talk to about movies but i can't just talk about movies in general unless i'm in the mood to do so which i guess i am every friday but the point is this i don't want to just yammer about movies that i like with no input or feedback ask me some questions i'll answer your questions doesn't have to be about movies as far as i'm concerned ask me some questions i'll tell you some lies
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So if you didn't read the description, it said tonight is definitely going suck and you probably shouldn't watch. It also said that um there was some hashtags. One of the hashtags was ah probably won't be worth your time.
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I'm going to do my best to make sure that's true.
00:03:43
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thought about just saying, eat pizza and ask me questions. And if you don't ask me any questions, I'll just eat pizza and stare at the camera. It's going to new mukbang show, I guess.
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But it sure would be nice to hook up with a co-host who wanted to stick around for a while and just ah do some good Fridays together.
Cryptid Show Teaser and Trivia Show Idea
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ah Big maybe news. Somebody who's pretty huge in the cryptid world is to be sitting down soon with Glick and I, the godfather and I, for another episode of a new episode of a new show we're going to be broken on.
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So that's going to be a lot of fun. Keep your eyes peeled for that. This person's really big in the cryptid community. he's local to where I'm at, kinda. His experience happened in a place I know, and I've been by a million times, and I really can't wait to talk to him. That's gonna be a lot of fun. We're gonna be meeting up soon, have a conversation, and we're gonna be doing that.
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So look for me and Glick doing a cryptid show. It's not gonna be weekly. It's gonna be a monthly, maybe bi-monthly thing. Glick, it'll be bi for sure. But yeah, you got any questions, that'd be great. have no co-hosts, and don't want to just sit here and Movie quote.
00:04:58
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That would be pretty boring for me. So, ah you know, something better happens. Stomping with movie trivia. I do trivia shit.
00:05:10
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Might be doing a once a month trivia show here live on the network. Glick have been talking about that too. People will come up on panel and do trivia live with us. That would be some fun. I've been a trivia host for about six years. Love doing that. It's a lot of fun.
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It's a lot of fun.
00:05:32
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Watch me melt down live, folks. It's going to be great.
00:05:39
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How was your day? There's Zanfios. What's shaking, my man? Got any questions for want to be my... virtual co-host, that'd be fucking great.
00:05:52
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Been a long time since I've seen you, dude. I haven't been on much. Been busy and got weird shit happening in my life.
00:06:01
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Watched an interesting ah documentary about Batman, the original 1989 Batman movie with Michael Keaton, and how a ton of Batman fans boycotted the casting of Michael Keaton.
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I thought that was pretty interesting. Because as soon as Marvel said they were to do an Iron Man movie and that Tony Stark was going to be played by Deathgasm. Deathgasm.
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I don't believe I've seen Deathgasm. it a movie or is it a band? Because it's a great name for either. And I'm watching either. Two and you would love them
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them. Deathgasm. I'm going to have to look into that right now. Can we see it on Tubi or have you got to go to a special snuff film store in the greasy, dusty basements of ah
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Toronto or something? Deathcassin movie. Ooh, from 2015. That's pretty fresh. Oh, my God. its i like It's right up my alley.
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It does. does.
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I just see a picture of two people on a bench without any ice cream cones, and I'm already sold. I want to watch that. Thank you, Sanfios. I'm going to figure out way to watch it. To
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Watching it for free tonight, dog. Thank you for that. little gift for me. It's not even my birthday. Sanfios gets, boom, the big star for that one.
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I'm a big star for that one. But if yeah, looks it looks hilarious by that one picture alone. Two people sitting on the bench, one dressed up in death metal costume sort of shit with an inverted cross on his forehead eating what looks to be strawberry ice cream cones.
00:07:53
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That alone sells me. I can tell this is one of those brilliant D movies. This going be awesomely bad. Don't s spoil it for me. I don't want to know if I'm wrong on that. It was genuinely really funny or if it's awesomely bad, which is still genuinely really funny to
Entertainment Recommendations
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me.
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I love awesomely bad movies. ah One other thing I mentioned on show multiple times, Velocipaster. If you have not seen, New Zealanders got a great sense of fucking humor, man. Thanks for that one. Now I 100% want to watch it.
00:08:24
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Yahoo's serious. It's from Australia. That sucked. But New Zealanders got some shit. Because of Wally and Johnny. Well, thanks for stopping in. Because Wally and Johnny.
00:08:36
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Appreciate that. I'm ah not doing what I usually do because normally I would have a co-host. I'm just yammering about. i think I just insulted a ah That's right. That's right. That is exactly, my friend, why it's the professional idiot.
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And I am representing the Buckeyes, my friend. Sadly, we didn't make past Miami. But Miami's tough. Very tough.
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Tuesday night, I believe, the National Championship, right? This coming Tuesday. It's not a sports show, but I'm definitely going to watch that game.
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There's something in the pillage? Or po palaga? Is that really the way it's spelled, or you voice-detesting? I don't know that word, palaga.
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Pillage Village.
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Yes, the Ohio State. yeah Welcome in. Thanks for ah thanks for coming out. You got any questions? Want to movies with me? It'd be great. worry, I wouldn't have a co-host. That's what saying. But ah yeah, I've been having a hard time locking people down. I've had a lot of life stuff happening, so I've been on a little bit of a hiatus. My first week back in a minute.
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ah I thought somebody from the network might save my ass. Australian Park. Okay. Okay. Like a national park, dude, I want to go to Australia just to see if I can survive it.
00:10:04
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Australia is the one continent that actively tries to murder you at all times. 10 of the 10 most, I'm sorry, 10 of the 10, 10 of the 12 most lethal snakes on earth all live there.
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That is saying, stay the fuck out, spelled correct. Okay, thank you, danence I appreciate that. There's something in the, something in the pelaga.
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What was that other one again? Deathgasm. I got to write that shit down. I'll forget that because I enjoy marijuana. and Marijuana affects the memory.
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Movies I need to watch because of Zampios. That's what we're calling this note.
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And again, i can tell by that picture I'm going to love Deathgasm. And there's two of them. Woo! My wife's going to hate tonight. And there's something in the palaga.
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There
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it is. In the palaga.
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ah Anyway, Velocipastor, I was going to say, an awesomely bad movie. There's my gift back to you, Sam, if you haven't seen it yet. I don't know if you can see it for free anywhere. I think it might have been an Amazon Prime deal.
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And if it was, it's probably never going to to be. I think Amazon retains that ship, but I'm not sure. It's called Velocipastor. Not Velociaraptor, Velocipastor.
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um Brief breakdown of the plot. priest, pastor, whatever, and he gets like mutagenically turned into a take it from air.
00:11:48
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Use your imagination. Worth every second. It is the cheapest budgeted great movie I've ever seen that was that bad. It was awesomely bad. Velocity pastor. Check that shit out.
00:12:02
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That was a bad movie recommendation. And we talk about horror movies a lot here last year because ah I pretty much came on toward ah October when the switch happened.
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And let me tell you, I never once mentioned, I don't think, D horror, but great. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't miss I'm just going to get this movie.
00:12:24
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Let's see. ah That's great advice. That is from the Sigmund Freud school of thought. He would prescribe that shit regularly. He's like, what's that? Broken leg? Oh, here, take some cocaine. Oh, what's that? You're feeling sad melancholy? Had some cocaine. Broke up with your gal? Oh, you need some cocaine.
00:12:43
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Are you looking for movie suggestions? andy joer Yeah, I'm looking for anything. You want to ask me about, ah we'll just talk about movies, banter back and forth? That's fine with to me. Just help me out. I don't have a co-host tonight, and I don't want to just sit here and try to fucking hang on all on me.
00:12:57
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Just because, guys, you ever heard the ah about your cup, right? You don't empty your cup. Because if you empty your cup, you have nothing left of yourself. I've emptied my cup, you guys. I got a lot happening.
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I don't want to get too much
Family and Alzheimer's Experience
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detail about it. but man, have you ever heard of Alzheimer's? I'm sure you have. It fucking sucks. I am right now on the Alzheimer train for the fourth time. And it is killing me.
00:13:20
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I'm just going to be real with you guys. I'm dying. I don't know what I'm going to do about it. I'll keep on plugging away. so This is supposed to be my break from all that shit, but I'm just being real with y'all.
00:13:32
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I have a lot going on. My mind is fucking shredded. of But I'm going to take that advice, Samfield. Somebody get me some of that cocaine I've heard about. ah
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But yeah, Morgan. Morgane. Anything you would like? Anything you'd like to talk about? I know a lot about movies. I don't know every last movie. A lot of the newer stuff, no idea. In a lot of cases, I kind of quit watching movies.
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But I did get the, yeah thanks to my beautiful, wonderful wife, the Mrs. Professional Idiot. I have that Regal Unlimited card or something like that.
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If you're on a similar quest to find the worst movie ever, Bart will be one of the most. ah My personal opinion, the worst movie ever. Like the first, the worst mainstream supposed to be good movie.
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Like, ah you know, wide release theater releases. You know I'm saying? The mainstream movies like that. Oh, boy. I'm going to have to go with... wolf creek wolf creek or what i call the australian blay a witch project mate it's the same shit constantly throughout it's a terrible movie from beginning to end it had a budget and had actors and none of them gave a fuck it's like they're like and all right film all right yeah cut fuck it we got it let's just go everything was done in one take it was fucking horrific
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You have to watch Gone with the Wind at least once. It's culturally significant. Funny that you would say that. Have you watched before? Because there are movies out there, right, that are absolute, not genre-bending necessarily, but you know what I'm saying? They're like ah landmark films. Landmark films. Let's use that. Monumental movies.
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And Gone with Wind is one of them that I've never seen. Never seen Miracle on 34th Street. never seen... the Streetcar Named Desire. Never once. Tons of movies. A Rebel Without a Cause. Never saw it.
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How about all those spaghetti westerns that Clint Eastwood's famous for? Don't exist to me because he started dirty in Dirty Harry. That's where he began. ah yeah I don't know.
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And seen it. I you're talking about Wolf Creek. Yeah, we were talking about Wolf Creek. Gone with the Wind. I will watch that. so my My wife, Sue, could not believe it. Never seen any of those. Okay, so we're kind of in the same boat.
00:16:09
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The most I know about Gone with the Wind is the plantation is called Terra. My man, you are preaching to the choir.
00:16:21
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You should be my co-host, Amphios. Take a break from all that wheel jockeying you got to do.
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Clark Gable such a handsome man. Was. i don't think he's looking that good now. but don't do That's the award-winning comedy you get from the professional idiot. The professional idiot. I'm sorry i said it wrong.
00:16:42
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I made a career out of bad decisions. they Call me a stand-up comedian. i say I'm just a professional idiot because I don't tell jokes. I tell stories through my life.
00:16:53
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I have made a career out of bad decisions. i say yeah that's where you was I was just being nitpicky with the sound of being hillbilly. Brother, I am a hillbilly.
00:17:04
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I come from hillbilly stock out of Kentucky and West Virginia. By God. Soylent Green. Dude, I saw that once ever that I can recall seeing. When I was a kid, I might have seen it. cause I kind of remembered it.
00:17:18
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Charlton Heston People think he's so awesome. I think he's a terrible fucking actor. I think Charlton Heston sucks, personally. I don't care about his politics. sads only good with his politics I think he sucks as an actor. I never watched the Moses movie, although I probably should have.
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Fun fact, this is how you know a guy's a dick. He wanted to sue, who was it, some kind of Crap, I can't remember what it was exactly. He tried to sue somebody for a using the name Moses because he is Moses.
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Weird, right?
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but right Right on, man. I descend from Henry Clay out of Kentucky, one of the Sons of Thunder, one of the ah big participants in the revolution. I almost didn't happen. Gentleman, what's shaking? you want to pop in here with me and talk a little movies for a few minutes before you go live? Say the word in the chat and I will shoot you a link, my man.
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Morgano's lazy too. Lazy's my guy. americas America's favorite Make-A-Wish kid, everybody. Lazy Jedi. What's up, brother? Good to see you. Thanks for popping in. Ask me some questions about movies for how we keep this going cause i got no fucking co-hosts.
00:18:35
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That's saying. Lazy, want to pull over here first. And everybody, make sure you stop in after I get done murdering my fucking reputation as a terrible co-host.
00:18:46
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Head over to Lazy and Jedi's The Lazy Shaman Show. Check them out. Drop the link, brother, so people who know where to find you. Big friend of the network, big friend of me.
00:18:58
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Love those guys. Lazy and Shaman both.
00:19:03
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Soylen Green, back to that. And Charlton Heston sucks. That's the whole point. but so green What a weird movie, right? The very end was also... Yeah, it was huge!
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But it was also the era of the mega epic. Like Cleopatra and shit. If you're not old enough to have seen one of those old movies in actual theaters, there was this thing called Intermission.
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you If you've been to the fucking... There's not many of these either. if you've ever been in the drives drive-in theater, which I have, and in my area, there are two working drive-ins.
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When I say my area, I say within 10 miles. Within 50 miles, there's about four or five. Oh, my... Yeah, my area's got two. That's like with within 10 to 15 miles, if that.
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In fact, I know it's less, but still, that's a pretty pretty good local area. Liz Taylor, that's right. Making my son dinner I can jump up for... My man Jedi, I'm just going to send you the link in ah your butt.
00:20:06
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Subspecies, yes. Saw those, um the howling, cheap, ah Werewolf movies, The Howling, The Howling 4.
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Man, I can't think of the actress's name. She had the greatest knockers. And at the end of the movie, it was just over and over again, slow motion. Her ripping her top open and just, bam, there they are. The gals popping right out.
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I was probably 11 at the time. I had so many boner moments to that ending. Because it was just the very end. Ready to get whiskey, check out Dog Soldiers. I think I've seen... though We've talked about that one before.
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i I said, you mean Dog Man? You're like, no, that's good movie too, but it's not that one. Yeah, yeah Dog Soldiers. Okay, write that down. Dog Soldiers. This is great. Sanfians are giving me something to do.
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You look up movies later to watch. But yeah, Liz Taylor. um So many people during that the epic with Noah in it.
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Was it called Noah's Ark? I don't think so. The greatest story ever told. Maybe that was the name of it. But during the Noah scene, a bunch of extras almost drowned.
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And a bunch were damaged and hurt real bad. It was a nightmare. And they a bunch of them sued it. The Matrix. Love that movie.
Praise for Keanu Reeves and Margot Robbie
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And I agree. Probably a sure thing.
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We are in the Matrix, folks. This is just... She was Cleopatra. Right on. Right on. Was that in... ah Was it called Cleopatra?
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I think it was. Yes? Yes.
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Yeah, the majors, man. And those were great movies. Hats off to Keanu Reeves. He went... good Bill and Ted, which in its time was really funny because at that age, that was what was funny to me.
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haven't really... Mendelian. mentally increased my behavior capacity past 12 or 13. That's the age I was when those came out. I think let's do some research on that. I might have been a little more. bill ted i want to say it was I want
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to say it was 89. 86. 89. I right the first time.
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Let's see. I was um older than that. I was 15. 14, 15. fourteen fifteen Antony and Cleopatra. Who played Antony in that one? That was another one of those big guys.
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Was it Hudson? Not positive on that one. I honestly never saw any of those old epics, those super epics. Where I was going with this, anyway, drive-in theaters have intermissions.
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If you've never seen a movie in a theater from those old, old days, I mean, we're talking three and a half hour super epics, mega epics. They would have two intermissions. So you can go out to the snack bar, get refresh your drink, go outside and have a cigarette because every single person on earth smoked in nineteen sixty s i don't know if you knew that. That's a true fact. Every last person on planet Earth was smoker in 1960.
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Look it up.
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I'm looking at a text on my phone now, just to let you know what I'm doing. That's it. Um...
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ah it
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twice Let's look it up. I've got a Google box. Leo Paco. 1963 film. The cast.
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Richard Burton. The answer is Richard Burton. Yes, Richard Burton. Rex Harrison was Julius Caesar. No shit. actually said well Oh my God. Rodney McDowell's in that?
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How do you go from Dr. Zaius to Gaius Octavian? Get out of here with that shit. Martin Landau is in that movie. Hume Cronin, get out of here. You know who Hume Cronin is?
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He was ah one of the people got all old and shit and then got rejuvenated in the movie Cocoon with Steven Gutenberg. yeah Richard Burton. Yes, Richard Burton.
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Carol O'Connor? No way. Archie Booker. was in Cleopatra. No one else really.
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No one else has report.
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ah really of no one else has report
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let looked that up that was interesting I like finding facts. I like to know things. i like to learn shit. So good job. Yeah. Once you're married twice. That was Richard Burton. I'm pretty sure.
00:25:14
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What was I watching? I was doing trivia. Elizabeth Taylor had a psycho fan. I mean a psycho fan. Saw her go into the restroom. The washroom at some place. I cannot remember where it was.
00:25:30
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It was like a big theater. It was a movie premiere. She came out of the washroom and this really, really psycho fan went in behind her and stole a little take-home memento.
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Anybody know what it was? Google it if you want, but don't Google it. Just say what was it if you don't know or if you want to know. I know. It is weird. It's fucking weird.
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Like I said, I'm a trivia host. I do live trivia every Tuesday night at the Long Boys Tavern right here in the big city of Champion. So she knows.
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Not the two watchers. I might just be the two of us.
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So I'll be out.
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James Ottawa says, boop. That's a great guess. I like that that's exactly where you went. and close with yeah i appreciate that you're lying to me to say my ego and saying it was an accident.
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Thanks for hanging around. James Ottawa, great, great answer, but an incorrect answer.
00:26:47
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If you ah didn't catch the question, uh, Morgane, don't know what what you like to be called. well Liz Taylor came out of the washroom at a movie premiere and a fan went in behind her and brought herself a, uh, herself, by the way, herself, brought herself as a lady fan. Went in behind her and got a little Liz Taylor Memento.
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If you know what it is, chime in. but and What happened, Morgane, was the Matrix shut you out. A used tampon. I love where your brain's at.
00:27:22
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James Ottawa for the win. This keeps going with the nasty. Bringing the funk.
00:27:30
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Putting the spunk in that funk. Another great answer. However, another incorrect one. I got one more guess and then I'll throw it in there. I'll tell you what it was.
00:27:45
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Maybe hopeful. It was not a bird's heart. Why would Elizabeth Taylor have a bird's heart? That doesn't make sense. I'm kidding, Remi. probably don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about. But I'm going count that as the third guess anyway.
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The question was, Elizabeth Taylor came out of the washroom a movie film premiere. And her biggest fan, psycho Glenn Close, boiling a rabbit kind of fan, went into the washroom behind her and said, hey, I'm going get me a, you know, diamonds. Ooh, I like that answer. but Wrong.
00:28:15
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Great guess. Wrong. If you took the toilet seat, folks, the toilet seat, ah her a lady fan of Elizabeth Taylor's, mind pulled the toilet seat off and took it home with her.
00:28:29
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She's probably still licking it to this day. That's a true thing. It's a fact. That's real. Like said, I'm a trivia host in the real world. And the network we're going to be doing. I'm glad you're laughing. But again, that is a true story.
00:28:42
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That's a fact. I just asked that question but this past Tuesday night at Long Boys Tavern in the big city of champion. Come out play trivia with me. It's ah not for PhDs. The professional in himself, that's the host. So think about how smart the questions might be.
00:28:56
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It's just for about having fun. boozing up. Not for PhDs. People like to drink and have fun. and I'll be there. And when everyone has a great time, I blame myself every single time because I love what I do and I'm really fucking good at what I do.
00:29:10
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I aspire to greatness. And in an effort to attain great, I always invite criticism and or suggestions from the audience. And last week, my favorite suggestion was, how can I make things better for you?
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One simple word. Boobies. I love my fun audiences. We have a blast every single Tuesday at Long Boys and Children.
00:29:36
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So beside that, movies and or movie trivia. I can do movie trivia all friggin' night.
00:29:45
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Star Wars super geeks might know what actor... has played more characters in the Star Wars universe than any other actor.
00:29:56
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What actor has played more characters in the Star Wars universe than any other actor? In one movie, I believe he was five different characters in one movie.
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The most prolific Star Wars character actor. I believe we played. It's unconfirmed. But confirmed there was a 14 minimum, I believe. 14 minimum.
00:30:23
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Yeah. The toilet seat. Can't believe people, man. I've had some super fans. like I'm stand-up comedian. I had two stalkers. That's how I know I'm good.
00:30:35
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You're good at what you do. and You're in entertainment. You definitely acquire stalkers. I've had two so far. And it's fucking weird. This is not Elizabeth Taylor.
00:30:47
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I had stalkers. Imagine how people, that's what I always wonder. Fuck you and your security team, guy. Dance with the lady who brought you there. You know what I'm saying? All these fans are why you're who you are. Now I get it. Because if I've had two, what's Mel Gibson's life got to be like?
00:31:03
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It must constantly just be beating people away from him.
00:31:08
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Ha, ha, ha, ha. Of course, this motherfucker pops in. What's up, you filthy animal? The Godfather, everybody. Put your hands together for the dick. I mean, uh, glick.
00:31:20
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A little tree-tap for you. A little field in front of the Emerald City in the Wizard of Oz. Paint. Paint. Paint the answer.
00:31:37
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Yes, lazy good eye. He's finally back. My daddy has come home. The flowers.
00:31:53
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Keep going. Don't keep me in suspense. I heard up i took my gift.
00:32:00
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Hey, Glick, if you're not doing shit, why don't you pop in and hang with me for a few minutes?
00:32:05
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Flowers in the attic.
00:32:10
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What's that? C.S. Hinton or something? C.S. Lewis, maybe? Who did Flowers in the Attic? The movie about the incest kids and the the creep. They're poppies. Oh!
00:32:23
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Suggesting she might have taken a little trip and never left the farm, if you know what I mean.
00:32:37
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:32:42
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That's great.
00:32:45
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Yeah. Any excuse not to come in and hang out with your Uncle Daddy? I did mention something, glicky boy, before you take off. Well, that's right. The Wildwood weed. We just smile and wave sitting on M-Sax's scenes.
00:32:59
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I let the cat out of the bag. We might getting, no, that might be. We are getting a big get to kick off our new cryptid thing, which is going to be monthly, maybe bi-monthly, just one time a month, maybe every other month. And then I did say, knowing you, it's going to be bi-monthly, I'm sure.
00:33:14
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So, yeah. I talked to homeboy and he is in. i just We got to hammer out a date what time we want to do the thing. I'm going to do some live on-site stuff with him at the actual place where he saw what he saw. Bro, it's going to be shit.
00:33:29
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It's going great get for the very first episode of ah well still a working title, Uncle Daddy and the Godfather.
00:33:38
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Link his code for an extra inch. ah Oh, Link, Jedi. Shit. Hey, Glick. Fuck.
00:33:49
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Never mind. Shit. How do I do this? I think this is my phone.
00:33:56
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think this is in my phone, man.
00:34:00
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Oh, I know how you do it. i'll do this. All right, everybody just talk amongst yourselves while I try to be smarter than I am.
00:34:09
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and' not i need a shaman of my own, Jedi, is what I need. Someone who can do the things that I can't. Oh, there's. That's the right button right there. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one. Yeah. Yeah. yeah oh boy. I'm not cut out to do this but by myself.
00:34:28
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No, that's a guaranteed super topic.
00:34:33
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I don't want to say that much about it. Say shit about it. Ah, I can do this. Bing.
00:34:43
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Standby, Jedi. I got you here in this exercise. And thanks for popping through. When you've got to leave, that'll be a good time for me to shut this down. And anybody out there sees me wanting to kill myself over all of this, just ah know that I might.
00:35:00
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So, you want to come on and talk about movies with me? What the fuck? Did send that someone else? Oh, there it is.
00:35:13
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No, I don't want to do that.
00:35:20
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I'll be like boom got that okay Jedi check your fucking phone
00:35:30
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and you got a link that's the only way I can do it man I I'm not smart I'm not a smart man but I didn't have to tell you that for you to know that yeah nonsense to help a motherfucker out ah that's outstanding I can't wait to do Crypt is a Spooky Ship, brother.
00:35:52
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This is going to go great. Multiplicity, I love that movie. The one with Michael Keaton, I hope you mean. I loved Multiplicity. ah Even Andy McDowell couldn't ruin that movie. I'm not a fan of Andy McDowell. She was his wife, i I believe. If I'm incorrect, let me know who his wife was. I believe it was Andy McDowell.
00:36:12
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Here's a fun fact. There was a Tarzan movie back in the day with... ah Yeah, there was a guy who was in it.
00:36:23
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He was a real hunk guy. Shoot. Oh, Christopher Lambert. I'm sorry, Christopher Lambert. He's French, bitch. Christopher Lambert. Pretty fart smeller. Not really. Not really.
00:36:38
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But the Crimson shit. Where was I going with that? My reputation precedes
00:36:46
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no no i'm i'm not opening the door i wouldn't have done that anyway i'd sort of be like i'm sorry jedi i'm too i'm too stupid to figure out hey you can't tell me you hit my mind
00:36:59
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yes because for lumbert was the highlander andy mcdowell he played tarzan a much younger him it was called ah graystoke the legend of tarzan was the name of that movie graystoke the legend of tarzan and andy mcdowell has such a hick hillbilly accent and she was butchering what was supposed to be a British accent, that they kept her face and without telling anybody other than Glenn Close, who was paid to dub over all of Andy McDowell's lines.
00:37:31
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Watch Greystoke Legend of Tarzan and see how they're not always perfect. You just think, oh, it's just a dubbing error for the master sound. No, no, no. It's a dubbing error of people trying to get Glenn Close to make her for her lips match the other lips without using the lips.
00:37:46
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Yeah, her hillbilly accent was so goddamn bad. Glenn Close's voice is the voice of Andy McDowell's character, Jane, in the movie Greystoke, The Legend of Tarzan.
00:37:57
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There's some film lore fun fact for you.
00:38:03
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And let's talk Highlander for a second. My Highlander is Christopher Lambert. The dude who's on TV, the TV Highlander guy, he's all right. But there can only be one. And Lambert has taken his fucking head.
00:38:15
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Cousin or not. Piss on you, Connor. You suck. Hey. What's up, man? a America's favorite make-a-wish cue in my house. Damn right. You better wish harder, motherfuckers.
00:38:30
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Adrian Paul. Love Adrian Paul. In everything or just the Highlander? Because it's not my Highlander, bro. Hashtag not my Highlander. Hashtag.
00:38:43
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What are you guys going be doing tonight over at Lazy Shaman show? Oh, who the fuck knows? It's going to be wild. You're having that at 9 o'clock? 9.30. 9.30, huh? Where are they going to find that? Is it still on Yes.
00:38:58
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Excellent. You're going to have Jimmy Fallon's job. Damn right. His days are fucking numbered. That's right. yeah By the way, I'm... and but coho Because I don't know shit about movie trivia But I'm here for it it's listen It's not supposed to be movie trivia I'm just trying to feed myself something To keep this dumb thing going look It says I'm fired if I don't start coming back on Fridays And I need this I need that zero dollar paycheck He's a goddamn bully of a Sasquatch isn't he Endgame bro best the series Honda Endgame Honda Endgame Was that the one with Mario V and Peebles
00:39:39
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I don't think so. i think they call that Highlander 3. I don't remember Endgame. I'd have to watch it again or just be reminded. Gladiator. Excellent fucking movie. Fucking great movie.
00:39:50
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Zero history in it. but Great fucking movie. Zero history. Great fucking movie. History is written by the winners anyway, so most of it's not accurate. So it doesn't matter. Absolutely, man. That's a great comment.
00:40:05
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of there was There was some real history in it, though. When they were packing his wound with maggots and stuff. Marcus Aurelius was real. That's real. one A Knight's Tale. All right. You lost me there.
00:40:18
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Oh, that's a good one, too. This is not a car fire hot enough for that fucking movie and every person in it except for Heath Ledger. He's Ledger's the one who gets the pass. That fucking movie sucks total dick. No, it doesn't.
00:40:30
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It's a fun movie. It's not great, but it's good. I disagree. It's not even a fun watch. Here's where it lost me. I hated it already. Don't get me wrong. I hated it long before this moment.
00:40:43
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But when did We Will Rock You, I wanted to kill myself. Yeah, that's a good point. Damn it, now you ruined it for me, you son of a bitch. First night.
00:40:54
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That's the one with Richard Gere, I think, yes? Where it's the whole bit about him fucking Guinevere. I believe that's that one. The Dark Knight. Now that is the best movie in the Dark Knight series done by Christopher Nolan.
00:41:08
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The Dark Knight. That's my Joker. That's the Joker I love. Yes. 100%. Who's your favorite? Is that Hengie Ledger 2? I didn't even watch the Joker with the one dude from the band.
00:41:25
Speaker
Oh. You mean... Jared Leto, the rooter of the film ever. I never watched it. I didn't like the way he looked before I even saw the movie, so like, uh-uh. It was the dumbest fucking Joker ever. But let me tell you this.
00:41:39
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The Suicide Squad is a fun fucking movie. The Joker is next to nothing in the whole plot. I mean, he's basically a plot device. He's in it so little, it makes it worth the watch.
00:41:50
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Even he can't ruin what's... Even he can't. It's not cinematic gold. Don't get me wrong here. But it's a fun fucking watch. It's DC's...
00:42:03
Speaker
knockoff of a Deadpool. I think I watched part of that movie. I don't think I've seen the whole thing, though. Harley Quinn as a character is fucking great. Dude, that chick is our queen.
00:42:14
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She's outstanding in that role. Margot Robbie? Yeah, she's... i've I haven't watched... much of her in anything, but I like... See, the thing is, i'm to the I'm to the age where when I sit down to watch a fucking full-length movie, I fall asleep halfway to three, fourth way through, no matter how good the fucking movie is. I'm just like... i understand.
00:42:37
Speaker
The weird thing is, I can watch fucking all of it on YouTube and everything for fucking hours, but you put a movie in front of me and I have to think about what's going on, my brain just shuts off. It's like, nope, not today.
00:42:48
Speaker
Not today, Satan. We're taking a nap. Yeah, it's nap time. Nighty-night, bitch. ah The band is one of the best bands ever. doary like He did not mean the guy from the band.
00:43:03
Speaker
The band he's talking about is a garbage band. If you ever hear them, you may want to stab yourself in the ears. They're called 30 Seconds to Mars. yeah 30 Seconds to Mars ruins the ears.
00:43:17
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just like where ruins movies
00:43:22
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jared leto's the worst person ever the only movie he was good in the movie he was good in oh shit uh fuck the one uh where it was uh kaiser so say oh my god tyler durden which one's that Oh, yeah, Fight Club, when he got blonde dude that got the shit beat out of him. Fight Club, great fucking movie. Thank you, Fight Club. I fucking love that movie. Who is that? Is it Fincher?
00:43:48
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That's not a Fincher, is it? Oh, we got Mandy. What's up, man? We love Mandy.
00:43:59
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Where's the goddamn...
00:44:02
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Fuck, who directed that, goddamn it?
00:44:10
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and Here we go.
00:44:13
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Yes, I was correct on my first one. David Fincher. Great fucking movie.
00:44:20
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We're doing great. We're doing great. Look, Nickelback is a thousand times the band that 30 Seconds to Mars is. Look, if 30 Seconds to Mars... Okay, no. Let's put it like this. Okay.
00:44:40
Speaker
If 30 Seconds to Mars was Winger, okay, the band Winger for the 80s, the hair metal band Winger, then what was the comparison? Winger or Wigger? i didn't know they had Wiggers back then.
00:44:53
Speaker
Did I say that? I never say the W word. I say Wafro Americans or Wegros. Them goddamn wonkies.
00:45:06
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So, oh, Nickelback. Okay, so here's a good analogy. If 30 Seconds to Mars is way but but winger than Nickelback ACDC.
00:45:27
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oh If you don't get it, you don't get it. And hey to you. And if you're a gay horse, hey.
00:45:37
Speaker
It's like saying peeing is better than shit. In my opinion, peeing is always better than shit. You don't have to wipe after that. Unless you're one of those things with a vagina in it. Yeah, you got to shake it. We can just shake it off Taylor Swift style.
00:45:50
Speaker
Fish. I love fish. I saw fish twice last year. No, year before. Would have been twice last year too, but I got married instead. Probably a better than this one.
00:46:02
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there was it Oh, my God. I can't disagree more, but only for my own person.
Humorous Analogies and Stories
00:46:10
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Wiping it for me back there is like trying to get peanut butter off a shag carpet. That is the worst way I've ever had in my life. I'm never coming back here, Michael. Here's an analogy for you. that i Just to put it in perspective, okay?
00:46:27
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This glorious beard has a twin. You got a tail is what you're saying.
00:46:38
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I just go in the shower and go there. Instead of getting in the shower afterwards, just all want to do it. Do you have a shower? I want that shit and done.
00:46:51
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That's right, Mandy. You are welcome. It has a t twin. Oh, wow. Exactly, Mandy. I'm scarred for life. I'm never coming back to the show. This isn't a show. It's a spectacle. I'm just picturing people in hazmets who's power washing your asshole after you shit.
00:47:09
Speaker
That's an image. Oh, hell, you made me think of the most crazy thing. you need to look up the poop knife story and read it. I've seen it. I've seen it. if Do you know what he's talking about, Jedi?
00:47:19
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No.
00:47:22
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I'm so terrified. it's a is and don't know if the story was made up or not. And I don't think it was made up. but beard and butt wig shampoo.
00:47:39
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I can shave my backside and make any lady a merkin.
00:47:47
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Two spectacles that run my spectacles.
00:47:52
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Yeah, it's a good story. um I don't want to ruin it for you because, I mean, it's Let me tell you this. Somebody told somebody the story and then that somebody created the beautiful thing that actually came out.
00:48:08
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That's what I will say. Fat electrician, man. Funny you would mention him, Sanfios. I recently fucking found the fat electrician. He does some excellent fucking war movies. or Not war movies, but a war hero shit.
00:48:20
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Gene Autry. Dude, if you have not seen the fat electrician on Gene Autry, check that shit out. It was fucking amazing. Should I Google it and read it? I'm trying to keep my search history pure.
00:48:33
Speaker
I'm going to go one further. Google it and read it out loud for us right now. i can't read. No, it's a Durkin Durkin. Durkin Durkin.
00:48:46
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Yeah, man. I'm going to tell you. i Look, apparently it's be honest night because ah if you didn't hear, I'd had an outpouring of almost emotion earlier. Having a hard time. Yeah.
00:48:57
Speaker
So I just said, Google it, read it out loud. Here's the response from Morgane. Yes. ah no I've watched him for years. Check out his other channel, Bat Files.
00:49:09
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Mandy, you need to come up here and protect me. That's the one where he talks about like ah real stories and shit that aren't war heroes and stuff.
00:49:20
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He did one. Oh, man. What was it about? Oh, Colonel fucking Sanders. Real life Colonel Sanders was a fucking maniac. Yeah. The fat electrician did a show on him. It was fucking tits.
00:49:33
Speaker
This dude did one of Chuck E. Cheese. The Chuck E. Cheese one was fucking outstanding, too. Do know who fat electrician is, Johnny? I hope Zambios just turned you on to him. I just recently found that guy. like I don't know. Yeah, the fat electrician. He's fucking great. Fat electrician.
00:49:47
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yeah the fat electric he talking really jeard ah yeah you double dinner outie
00:49:56
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fat electrician Yeah, the fat electrician. Yeah, check him out on YouTube. He's got a really good way of telling the story. I would pay to see that guy tell stories on his page. He's that funny.
00:50:08
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But I mean, they're really concise. It's not like he's doing them live. Well, I'm not saying he couldn't. just saying it's he's crisp. His editing's great. The fucking shows are streamlined.
00:50:20
Speaker
But check out the one on Gene Autry. That's fucking great. Check out the one on Colonel Sanders. and Check out the one on Chuck E. Cheese. Should know better than eat y'all. otherwise i see I told her my little tail.
00:50:36
Speaker
And now that's why she's done with dinner. I thought she meant done cooking it. No, she's done eating forever.
00:50:43
Speaker
Don't touch our boats. Is that another one, fat electrician? I i don't think I've seen that one.
00:50:50
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but no that If you don't read it now, I will follow you on Shaman to do it. yeah I'm to have to talk to Shower about this one. We got look into this. That's fucking great.
00:51:04
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You know what we could do? I'm an orator. Not so much as you, but I am an orator. So on your show later, what if I popped over there And I'll look up the poop knife story and read it aloud for your I love that. I love that, Michael. Yes. That doesn't fit our movie theme here, Morgane. So second trauma of the day. What was the worst?
00:51:28
Speaker
Did you cough and shit yourself? Because that's what happened to me today. took a shower. I was out and about. I was doing things today. Then I came home later, and I doing some stuff, and I coughed and shit myself little bit. At least you're at home when it happened.
00:51:41
Speaker
When you're out and about, that's the worst. She said, they're going to take me as a weak second place to you reading it out loud. No, absolutely not.
00:51:54
Speaker
They've accepted me. They've accepted me as your weak second like a place replacement to read out the Coop story. no you're you're my You're my secret weapon. That's what you are. Your secret nerp.
00:52:06
Speaker
Dude in the mall was naked and making love to a vacuum. Get the fuck out of here. You made that up. du Hey, that was me, Mandy. I didn't I appreciated if kept that quiet, but whatever.
00:52:18
Speaker
I didn't fuck it. I tried to fuck it. I didn't come. Sigmaverick, my dog. What's up, brother? It's party time. with a professional idiot Yeah, it's always party time. The party time zone centers on me and goes out 10 meters in every direction.
00:52:33
Speaker
I am the zone of party. That is my constant and always. Michael, I got eight minutes left. Passive skill. Right on, brother. You guys are going to go behind stage first.
00:52:44
Speaker
Yeah, we we usually jump backstage for like about 10, 15 minutes. Well, that's why we're always late. We fucking lose track of time. We get talking about shit. We're like, fuck, show's supposed to start. But just saying hey send me an invite and I'll pop over. Hell yeah, bro.
00:52:57
Speaker
Oh, you wait, you don't do that. You just put it in the chat, right? No, I can send you one. I can send you link. No, I send links out to certain people and then like as the show gets going, depending on who shows up and what's going on, then I'll drop it in the general chat. But I'll send one to you before I do that.
00:53:15
Speaker
i don't do no mixing I don't do New Mexico, man. Not anymore. I will go back there. im Don't get me wrong, New Mexico. I will be back. But, yeah, we do got to get together. Because you got that good-ass weed, and I am a man in need, because I am out of the weed.
00:53:33
Speaker
I just made that up, Jed. Can you believe it? That was pretty good. I thought you'd been working on that for years. i should write jingles.
00:53:45
Speaker
You should. I'm going a nicotine pouch. I'll be right back. Hey, are you? New
00:53:53
Speaker
new Mexico.
00:53:58
Speaker
ah Yeah, I want to get sober with you again, my friend. We always have a good time. Just so fuck, dude. Let's see. Tomorrow's Saturday. Hit me up Monday.
00:54:09
Speaker
Come on, hang out with you Monday. You know, I just got plans. He's back. He's back. I'm bad. I'm kind addicted to these nicotine patches.
00:54:19
Speaker
Pouches, not patches. They get me all fucking... and They get me dizzy for like the first few minutes and then I just get into a good mood. That mellow. and That fucking mellow. You put them on or are you eating them?
00:54:32
Speaker
No, it's a pouch, not a patch. I miss up put it right up there. right up there Just a bit more than a pinch between your cheek and gums a big old black cock. Left coast has the best buds.
00:54:45
Speaker
It's an argument I'm not getting into. I believe the best grower has the best buds. Take that to the bank or don't. But that is what I like to call the correct answer.
00:54:55
Speaker
The right grower has the best buds. End of discussion. Thanks for your input, though. Mandy said hurry back. And as she got it to come up, boom, there you showed up.
00:55:06
Speaker
Well, she asked me. gets what she wants. I do whatever Mandy asks. killer of the flower moon it's about the osage tribe here in okay okay that's oklahoma everybody killers of the flower moon okay god dang it on my movie list i got a bunch of movie recommendations tonight from xanfios then uh i'm organ
00:55:32
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killers the flower moon uh andy
00:55:40
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yeah The Jedi's gotta go a couple of minutes. So When I think of flowers, I think of um Flowers for Algernon. That was a great movie. Oh, man, that's sad as fuck.
00:55:54
Speaker
Why? Flowers for Algernon? The one where that that did the retard gets smart and then gets retarded again? ah Yeah, that one. That's sad. But he doesn't know it after it's over.
00:56:08
Speaker
Yeah, but the chick that he was fell in love with does. She sees him and then she falls in love with him and he gets too smart for her. And then he goes back to like just showing up to class like he fucking I'm ready eat some crayons again. And she's like, ah I like that. That's the recap, by the way. Spoiler alert. In case you haven't seen this movie from like 1974.
00:56:34
Speaker
You know, some people are still catching up. They got a big backlog. There's a lot of entertainment out there. If ah it's not a messy motor with a bunch of oil and shit all over it, you clean it up, you can throw in the truckster. I'll take you over there.
00:56:53
Speaker
We'll get stoned all the way there and all the way back. Bedford, Ohio, where they got a mile of cars. The Bedford Auto Mile, everybody, in Bedford, Ohio. Osage Tribe is from here in Misery, where I live.
00:57:09
Speaker
That's where you said, okay. Oh, let me see. Well, tribes, you know, shift and change based on where the white people put them.
00:57:19
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That's true. As Morgan just pointed out, I'm sorry, Morgan, didn't mean to steal your thunder. didn't see your comment until after I made the comment. They relocated over. over it This is where Honkytown decided Redtown needed to be.
00:57:34
Speaker
and availabl slideboards We even took the sports team name away from them. Left Coast. It's the only place you get four decisions.
00:57:47
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Perhaps.
00:57:51
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All right. that's on argument Let's not argue. Let's not argue over who's more just deciduous than the other. Or indigenous. I said deciduous. That's the kind of tree. Those ones with the leaves on them, not the pines on a See, we learned fun fact in your air.
00:58:07
Speaker
Say what? We learned a fun fact in your air. So it was worth it. Leo and De Niro ran Okay. Makes me want to watch it even more. More so Leo than De Niro. De Niro's really fallen off.
00:58:22
Speaker
I'm not saying he's not amazing. ah He's just getting old. There's only so much he can do. There's so much he wants to do. Andy. Andy. else below their nose in here. I can smell the sounds, actually. I don't hear better, but I can smell the sounds.
00:58:37
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I do. If you smell the sound, you just shit yourself. What color is the wind?
00:58:49
Speaker
What color is the wind? it's not a good color. Well, there's another fun fact out of my fuck up. Look at that. Oklahoma literally means red home.
00:59:00
Speaker
wow That's interesting. I had no idea about that either. I'm getting smarter just being on here. Okay, I'm coming back, Michael. Even though you traumatized me earlier, I'm coming back just to learn stuff. we really are you but I was kidding.
00:59:15
Speaker
that was very Listen, professional idiot. I'm not here to shame anybody. I'm an amateur, but I'm working my way out. If you smell the sound, share what you're smoking. That's right.
00:59:29
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Look out for that blue smoke rolling. Here for all them hippies and dope heads. That's what my dad said. up, Remy? We're about to go to my first fish show ever the next day. It's on my birthday, 1995. First fish show ever.
00:59:44
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And me and some of my friends are camping out at my place the night before, ready to roll ah the next morning. They're coming from all over the place.
00:59:54
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People I met flunking out of college. And they all met at my house were i'm an apple outside of Cleveland and saw fish for the first time in 1995. I saw him for the first time. Not important.
01:00:05
Speaker
My dad says to them, hey, watch out for that blue smoke rolling in those concerts and careful from all them hippies and dopeheads. My friend Rick, without a zero hesitation, said, but sir, we are those hippies and dopeheads.
01:00:23
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He didn't crack a smile. He just looked at him like, Did I hear that right? gliitched Glitched and then walked away. I need to go process this information.
01:00:35
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Same guy. We get pulled over. We're on our way to a fish show in ah Oregon. Kicking off fall tour. fox This would have been 1998. Pulled over for speeding in the Chicagoland area.
01:00:49
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we've got literally ounces of marijuana in the car. We've got mushrooms in the car. I've got LSD in the car. Bob says, do you have any know guns or drugs or anything like that?
01:01:04
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It says no guns. And as far as the drugs go, not yet, sir. And I said, what the fuck did he just say? And in my head, I heard it again. Not yet, sir.
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And the cop's like, What do you mean not yet? He goes, well, we're on our way to California.
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He got a little chuckle. It goes, well, I'll be looking for it on your way back. yeah Yeah. fashion the land Then we gave him cash in hand to throw that ticket away for the ticket price and drove off.
01:01:40
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That's a fucking pot hero story right there. This motherfucker was hilarious. He probably still is hilarious. Is he still alive, you think? I know he is. I'm pretty sure he is. I don't know for a fact, but I'm pretty sure he is. I think he posted on Facebook something, maybe last week or something. Or made a comment, maybe. I don't know.
01:02:01
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yeah i Can say something? that Yes, sir. Thank you so much for coming in and hanging with me for little bit. Well, thank you for letting me hang out. I know you got stabbed out, so. If you want to stop by later, you probably should send you invite, and I'll just join it when I get it. Oh, I'm definitely sending you an invite.
01:02:20
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Because ah I don't know when my wife's going to come down here, but she might distract me, and I might forget to switch over. Oh, don't don't worry. i'm a I'm going to tell Shaman that you're definitely going to be there. So if you don't show up, Michael, oh, shit. I'm saying, look, if you guys are going to hang out backstage and you don't need to be alone, hit me up, and I'll pop over there.
01:02:41
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And I'll just be there with you guys. Oh, shit. I'm past my curfew. right on yeah um talk I was looking at the time for you. You're over time. That's why we're always late. I get distracted so quickly. But yeah. Okay, I'm gonna dip, but I'm going to send you the link. I'm going talk Shaman, and we're going come out, and you're going to read this in your wonderful voice, and it's going to be hilarious, and we're going to no are we Doing the Kool-Aid. All right. Good everybody. night, everybody.
01:03:10
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Everybody come to our show to hear Michael read the funny thing that he's going to read. What is it again? Drop the link in your chat. Drop the link in the chat so people can just pop right over. I should probably do that.
01:03:22
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what up okay like I don't have a shaman here to do this for me, so it's going to take me 38 minutes, so I'm gonna be late for my show. Just drop a link on your show. yeah See?
01:03:35
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See? I'm going to be late for my own show just because how much I love you, Michael. No, I got it right here. Thanks for last one. Watch it. Xanfios, Mandy, Morgaine.
01:03:47
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oh ah All right. Link is dropped. I'm going dip. Hope to see all of you over at our show in a little while. We're going to start in about 30 minutes-ish, probably. Who knows?
01:03:58
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We start when we want to start. Time doesn't slide us. Yeah. okay All right. See you guys later. Be well, brother. Thanks Sig Maverick. Thanks for popping through. Who else we got here?
01:04:11
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Oh, the Godfather. Glick can pop through. Thanks, Glick. ah I think that's every... Oh, we have... Wally popped through here.
01:04:25
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yeah it was great to see you guys, man. It's been a minute. James Ottawa, thanks for popping through with your great guesses on the trivia. That was a lot of fun with you. ah think that pretty much covers it. Oh, Mystic.
01:04:36
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Monarch the Mystic Media. For some reason, ah somebody got mad when people talked about peepees and poo-poos and buttholes. i don't even know what the fuck that it even meant. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:04:48
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Daniel. There's pop through too. Thanks, man. Thanks for popping in.
Conclusion and Gratitude
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But yeah, but without an audience to do this for, it's no fun at all for me. I appreciate you guys being there.
01:04:58
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Thanks for helping get through some things tonight. yeah This was a load off just to hang out with y'all. Appreciate it. Remember, you're not having fun, you're not doing it right. Good night, everybody.
01:05:09
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See you next week. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike.
01:05:16
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So stay right there. Here go. I got married five weeks ago today.
01:05:31
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If I had a hammer,
01:05:49
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If I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. If I had the poet's hand, I'd write a verse, really.
01:06:00
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If I had a dangerous touch on canvas, you would be. But I don't have a hand, and I don't have a ship. So I can build you a house, and you cannot take a trip.
01:06:16
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I'll never have a poet's name. Never will I have your painter's grace, nor will write your verse, nor will I moralize your face.
01:06:27
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And also, you almost certainly
01:06:52
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Put your hands in and shut it out on the bed, everybody. That's a goddamn noise. Get your up and get your head up and your head up and get your head Give it for Mr. Michael Coleman, here in the head of the head of the head.
01:07:07
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Oh, yeah. Oh, don't forget to take your head up. Oh, you're a blast. Ghost of death. Thank you for making my wish come true.