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Movie Night With Glick & Kayla: Found footage and horror movies
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Michael isn't here so Glick is taking over and Making her Nonsensical debut Kayla, come join us as we talk about the found footage horror sub genre and other horror movies
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Exploring Horror Movie Sub-genres
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There's a town, how they go Past the old bridge, I'll wear the walls, we're living in trouble But a wild wind blows from a ghost of mold And my heart's still feeling cold Yeah, my heart speaks so Going on and on like What the blood, blood, blood just never hear
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I'm fighting all cry, hate me, but you tell me it's me I took blind date, had a slip of my moon's rose But beside you I'm a buried in a box I fall apart And when he walks in the deep black part of the world I'm a man lies that can't stop
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Oh
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Oh
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Remember that you left behind when you fled this town It's a fight, oh, die I'm having what want with you The hell what it's been missing
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I forgot that just...
Understanding Found Footage Films
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It's been a little minutes since I listen. Shout out Holyoke. Check those guys out. That was their song, Hot. Anywho, it's Friday. It's not Saturday. Don't get confused.
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No, Michael's not here. That's probably a good thing. Let the professional do it and do it right. Anywho, it's movie with Glick. And who's that?
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Some you guys know her from the chatterbox.
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Don't mind me. I'm just pushing buttons. But making her debut on the network. We'll see how ah how many times she does this. This might be a one and done.
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you guys know s kala my girlfriend She's hang out with me tonight so I don't have to sit here and look like a jackass. I'm going to look like a jackass. But I don't have to sit here by myself and talk to myself.
00:03:38
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What's going on, Daniel? What's going on, Wale? Scotto! Anywho, so keeping with the theme of Friday nights, we're going to talk movies.
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You guys know me. you know I'm a big horror fan. So is Kayla. But we've been in a rabbit hole lately of constantly watching nothing but.
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And it's one of my favorite subgenres of the horror movie genre is found footage movies.
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not All of them are very good. but Actually most of them are actually shit. I Think we've come across more That we were like what the fuck just happened or what the fuck did we just watch?
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Then we were like, oh, that was good But nonetheless, it's still a fun genre to watch and that's kind of the cool thing about horror i've I've said it before kind of dabbled in this conversation horror is one of the few Move or movie genres That has so many like sub-genres to it.
00:04:44
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You can't really do that with Westerns. Although it has been tried to be done on this network, you still can't do it. A Western is the Western. It's cowboys. It's horses. It's shootouts.
00:04:56
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I've i've worked with some special needs people around here before. ah you know Action movies are action movies. Comedies are comedies. Chick flicks are chick flicks.
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Horror movies just kind of all over the place. So for those of you that don't know what a found footage film is, watch Kayla. What's a found footage film? I'm just kidding. I was told I wasn't allowed to put her on the spot. We'll see if we can get her to top um found foot The found footage genre basically is some some may or may not be true.
The Hell House Franchise
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Some may be based on urban legends or actual hauntings or Serial killers or whatever the case may be but essentially it's it's the formula is Stupid college kids Go to an old factory and they all end up dead And then their footage is found and that's that's the movie. It's just the footage you get some some of them are done documentary documentary terry documentary is that a word?
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If it's not, it's going to the Glictionary. Documentary. Yeah, like, i think I think one of the best found footage franchises is Hell House.
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I agree with that. That's probably my favorite. And that was more of a documentary slash movie, but it you know as they expanded the franchise, it became more documentary than the actual movie from the first And we just found out there's actually two more in this series that we haven't seen yet.
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So.
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And shockingly enough, the the sequels they did to it were just as good for the most part as the first one.
Slasher Movie Formulas
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Yeah. And they stuck with the story. I mean, it might, what is that? Lake of Fire, the third one was a little, was a little out there, but it stuck with it stuck with the premise of The Abaddon.
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And it kind of dived more into it. I want to see Origins. I want to know what the origin behind the Abaddon Hotel is that That's released already. Yeah, Origins is out. And then, what's the other one?
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Legacy, right? Yeah, Legacy. But I think Origins dives into, because it was originally in the series, the Carmichael Motel. Or car Carmichael Mansion or something like that. Manor.
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man or something What up, Jersey? Keep your scissors away. quick She's blowing your kisses. I'm telling Moe don't.
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What up, Jedi? so ask you I'm not putting you on the spot. This is this is your opinion. What is it about the found footage
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Genre that really like pulls you in that you like that. We I mean that you cannot get enough of watching even when we watched more bad than good think i just like how it's set up a little bit more like It's not your just nice underers um it's not just your typical slasher gory bloodest like There's more, I don't know, maybe jump thrills or, you know what i mean? Like, it's just not your bad guy going in and just slashing everybody to pieces, and that's the end of the movie.
00:08:49
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They definitely keep you on your toes. I think that's a really cool thing about the found footage. And I introduced you to the VHS series. That some not so good others, but they're weird the first VHS They did progress we get worse this second on I Really was questioning my life and why I made a decision to watch them ahs just the honest ah But I yeah, mean I They did but they're not as bad as some of the other movies that it's true. I mean it's true um
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But yeah, yeah the with those, you do kind of... Excuse me. You never...
Gore versus Suspense in Horror
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Like most movies, you can go, oh, I know who the killer is. Or the slasher formula is... Jason Voorhees.
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Disfigured, retarded mongoloid at summer camp. e Camp counselors too busy fucking each other. He drowns in the lake. Mom kills everybody. Thank you mom mom brings Jason back from the dead Jason kills campers who have sex injury Nightmare on Elm Street, you know, it's spreading throughout the entire thing He's found footage movies are so many twists and turns and some of them make absolutely no fucking sense at all But who would have thought i mean Jesus Christ Blair which came out when I was in high school
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and That kind of just set this whole found footage genre and emotion and it's probably one of the top Genres there in the horror in the horror world Hashtag be kind rewind Really really was few
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I'm not disparaging Jason It's just the slasher flicks have a formula.
Impact of The Blair Witch Project
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Michael Myers, he had a weird incestual need for his sister.
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You know, Freddie, he might have been a pedo, depending upon what story you listen to. you know, and he was... Burn up by the by the families, you know, old school pitchforks and torches style.
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And then he comes back. yeah That's your slasher formula. The goofy-ass movie we watched last night, Knuckle Bones. Demon comes back from hell. Just chops everybody up.
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and But the ending of that was kind of surprising. yeah that was actually um it wasn't a bad movie. I liked the movie. The acting was terrible.
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The acting was terrible. Yeah, the acting was bad. But it it had a pretty decent storyline to it.
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But, yeah, the ending was great.
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You reap what you sow.
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Freddie got fingered.
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But the found footage, there is no no, I mean, outside of, we found this tape. Mm-hmm. bunch of kids college kids whatever there's no like formula because those movies can go in any direction paranormal I don't want to say psychotic ah
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I can't think of the word psychopath yeah like psycho thriller you know serial killer you know that was her Yeah, cryptids. Yeah, yeah you can you can kind of go anywhere with it.
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um But yeah, Blair Witch, I mean, that's essentially what Blair Witch was. You know, was the Jersey Devil. The 13th son of, I can't remember her name in Jersey, which became the Jersey Devil, but then she was also considered to be a witch.
00:12:53
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And that's where they were at. They were in the Pine Barrens, which I'm sure Jersey being out there, she probably heard a story or two about, what's going on, Megan? about the Pine Barrens, someplace I would actually really like to go.
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The Pine Barrens. see if I can find the Jersey Devil. You got that for me because i said that the other
Iconic Horror Characters
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day. Yeah, because, you know, never in my life have I ever... You've never said it to me.
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I would love to go Crypticum. I mean, you live with a cryptid, so we have to exist. That is true. That's true. Tom Green's okay. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Appreciate that. He's alright in small doses.
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But it's just the same run of the mill gags with him. yeah That's why he got super old super fast. but No, and then you go from Blair Witch being the cryptid or witch or
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which was You look back on it now, and I've watched it, and apparently there's a sequel to that. It just came out a few years ago. because they win yeah they like A group of friends go to look for the original three.
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Find their bodies and see if they're still there. Yeah, I don't know. There was a Blair Witch, too, that came out shortly after that, but it was ass. who was I never watched I wasn't a huge fan of one.
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i wasn't a huge fan of the first one
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I kind of got bored with it. Well, how many people were scared of the first one? Oh, I didn't find it scary at all. But,
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let's see how it is.
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Yeah, this is back. I think I might have been junior high, high school when this came out. I can't remember the exact year. But there was a movie that came out even before that in the 70s. And i I think it's still banned in most countries.
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I think it's called Holocaust Holiday or something like that. And it's about a group of reporters who go one of these indigenous tribes. They go in the rainforest. and basic and it's a You would definitely not like it.
00:15:22
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this is a This is a cannibalistic tribe. And they essentially torture and eat all these people. It's a very graphic movie, much like a lot of movies from the 70s, I Spit on Your Grave, Last House on the Left.
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Very graphic in nature. very And it's bad in a lot of countries to this day. You can still find it. ah But they literally had to bring the actors out onto television shows because people thought it was real.
00:15:58
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Oh, really? Yeah. And it is so graphic and so twisted. What's up?
00:16:08
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Yeah, you i I I think some countries have I think we might be one of them that have loosened the bands or pulled the band, you know Cujo children of the corn those aren't found footage movies Ah Yeah, of that time. Yeah, the 70s. They did do things very...
00:16:33
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ah fucking fujos twist to move But yeah, so and basically almost the same thing happened with Blair Witch because people thought that it was it was real.
00:16:46
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You hadn't seen anything since that movie. think I think that's what it's called, The Holocaust Holiday. Of course, then you throw that in there, which... It makes you think something else It makes you think something else. Sorry.
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Right. I'm like that. oh where But that they damn near had to do the same thing with with Blair Witch. Because people were thought that these three, I guess kids, you could call them kids, went out there to the Pine Barrens and that was real footage of...
00:17:23
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Which if you've seen the Blair Witch which you should have there's a scene towards the end where that bitch really pissed me off Where she's looking in the camera, and it's all closed and she's snotting and slobbering all over the place like You deserve not necessary yeah You deserve what you got
Why People Enjoy Horror Films
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unnecessary.
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i don't want to see your snot bubbles think um
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But the found footage tape or the found footage movies they always leave you with every one of them leave you there's no there's no closure no there's not and i'm the type of person who likes to have that at the end of the movie and like i can't tell you how many i sat there and just like stared at the screen like what is happening yeah yeah exactly i mean how many people have to come visit
00:18:19
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We're coming to Jersey. We'll pick Mo Dove up on the way. Yes. God. yeah i think that's been the biggest thing because there's been so many movies where we're sitting there. um What was that one that we watched the other night? Oh, my God.
00:18:37
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About the woods and it was all like. Then they they ended it and they rewound the whole movie. Yeah, I can't remember. it What was the name of that? Spirit. what No, not Spirit.
00:18:49
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Spiritual was no that was the then we found out that that was actually the sequel of another movie and I'm like, I'm not even watching here one Yeah, I don't know it it it was bad That it So you just sit there and watch it and then question like
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there go you get so far that you get invested so like you can't turn it off no matter how bad it is so we just sit there and watch it and then question what the hell happened and then i hit the then i hit the google box because i need i need figure out what what's going on with it I need explanations i need closure I need to know what's going on need to know what happened and what was the point what did I miss a lot of these found footage films are just like very budget and like it's just more than a couple movies that we've done that
00:19:40
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yeah cause a lot of these found footage films are just like very low budget and like it's just You can tell all the way around.
00:19:53
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Yeah, and i think i I think that's one of the things that I really like personally about it. Because back before ic the Independent Film Channel, became big and is now a mainstream production company, bombhouse Blumhouse makes some of the best horror movies on the planet. I don't care what anybody says.
00:20:20
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um And there's another one that has gotten really big lately. They all started out independent and they all started out doing the low budget films. And I love that shit. I love the low budget films. I don't care how corny and cheesy, excuse me, the acting is, or they have a way of making you like that one movie that we watched with the teenagers that at the end got all chopped up by the village of the damn people.
00:20:50
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Remember, a punk-ass kid was like smashing mailboxes, and we were like really hating these fucking kids. I have no idea what you're talking about. the book Yeah, it was. We literally just... don't need a name. I can't think of the name of it.
00:21:05
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It was like in the 90s. It was set back in the ninety s and they had the minivan, and I remember the hippies were in the camper, and they kept fucking with the dirty hippies. Oh.
00:21:17
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Yeah, I do remember that. That was a weird one. yeah There's definitely more on the list of WTFs than the ones that are like, oh my god, that was amazing. Yeah.
00:21:33
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I can't remember the other the name of the other company that's gotten very big.
00:21:39
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Does a skeleton pop up when you hit light now? I don't know. Does it? I couldn't tell
00:21:51
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I'm going go like my own shit and see. The screen face, I think. What?
00:22:06
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Oh, yeah, it is. I want see now. Did you already hit like?
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You didn't even like my shell. Well, that's not there. That's pretty damn cool my eyephon locks wonder right does there
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but
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super the pop up
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is it
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but back somebody yes that's pretty damn cool If I do say so myself. Oh, I'm looking up here and my shit's all fucked up. I forgot I rearranged everything last week.
00:23:00
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Anyways. Yeah, that's cool. Maybe from the new screen movie. Have you seen the trailer for that yet? The new one? Yeah. Yeah, I want to go watch it. Like, I want to go see it cause I don't want to wait for it to be out on TV.
00:23:15
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Same thing. I dig it.
00:23:19
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Yeah. didn't even know that. That's cool.
00:23:25
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You're an iPhone her, too? Maybe you have to update it or something. maybe your Maybe your YouTube needs an update or something. I don't know. um Yeah, I seen that.
00:23:37
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Have a good one, Meg. Appreciate you swinging by. Enjoy your pizza. Yeah, I kind of want to go to the theater and see that. That's been a good franchise. but I have a feeling that's one of my favorites screen yeah i out at that
00:23:56
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it's a good franchise it's but I like it and the fact that the sequels are really really good because typically it just plays itself up and what are they at like to sound yeah this is something and like they've all been really good and we we might Okay, well, I stand corrected on my iPhone comment, all right? Jeez Louise.
00:24:19
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I didn't it made to get all you iPhone hers in a tizzy.
00:24:26
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My bad. Calm down. It's going be a newfound footage. Me running for my life. um Out of all the horror movie franchises, I think Scream is the only one that has never jumped the shark.
00:24:43
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like not Like Friday the 13th, you had, for whatever stupid fucking reason, they put him in Manhattan or some shit, like Jason Takes Manhattan. Yeah, he doesn't belong in Manhattan.
00:24:57
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They made no rhyme or reason. why Jason X in space was kind of dope, ah mainly because He looked badass with the chrome half mask. It was still, yeah. It was still. It's so stupid. Yeah, it still jumped the shark.
00:25:15
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Nightmare on Elm Street.
00:25:19
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i I guess you could argue that they kind of, sort of jumped the shark. And this is one of my favorite sequels to Nightmare Elm Street with Dream Warriors.
00:25:30
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But Dream Warriors was like my favorite one out of the entire Nightmare on Nightmare on the Street franchise first and foremost the greatest Soundtrack song for a horror movie ever docking with dream warriors Then they made the video and they had Freddie in the video fucking docking. Let's go um And they had the the actors in the video the music video Don't get me started on Halloween Because they jumped the ship early and often But they brought it back recently
00:26:05
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So, yeah, but Scream has been the best horror franchise as a whole.
Ideas for New Horror Franchises
00:26:12
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So, you know what be a really cool franchise to do that you could make in a found footage way? And I know everybody's been saying screaming for this for years. The 13 Ghosts with Matthew Lillard in the house.
00:26:26
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If you did an origin story of the ghost, but...
00:26:34
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also incorporated now i don't know if i want to watch 13 fucking movies based off of this but a couple of them will be okay but if you did like a found footage style of how they were captured as you did their origin that could work i'm just saying like i wasn't a huge fan of the 13 ghost ones but like something like that could work yeah saw is terrible jersey you lost all credentials saw is not terrible
00:27:04
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The first... I love those movies. The first... The first two were cool. It's kind of like the first Hostel movie was awesome.
00:27:15
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And then they did a sequel and it was like, yeah, i just watched this. That's how Saw is. Yeah, but it's always still a surprise ending that just leaves me like, oh my god. Like... It's completely unexpected. The first four movies, four or five movies, it was the same guy.
00:27:34
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Wasn't it? And then he died. Yeah, but it was like working through his whole thing. Oh, yeah. You're talking about like all the traps and stuff. You and you didn't know what he was going to come up with. Well, that and like you never would have guessed that it was him Like the guy in the room.
00:27:51
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i in the first one. I was 100% positive that when I watched the first one that it was like a demonic puppet. I was so let down that it was just a dude like a serial killer that was dying.
Critique of the Saw Franchise
00:28:06
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I was so depressed. You set your expectations and you just fucked yourself. Yeah, I did. Don't do that and actually enjoy the movie. I did.
00:28:15
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But no, it's it was a franchise that was great for a couple movies. But now I will say that they did a spinoff and and this is hard to say, but Chris Rock in a very serious role In
00:28:32
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a thriller horror movie, Chris Rock was in it, Danny Glover was in it. It's called Spiral. Actually really good. And it's in that Saul verse.
00:28:43
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I didn't see that one. Yeah. it's It's actually really good. Jason definitely does not belong in Manhattan. Jersey. Jersey. I just that's overplayed. I just feel like I don't even know you.
00:28:57
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Who are you? I thought we were friends. but Matthew Lillard. He's great. Everything about Matthew Lillard is perfect. Don't judge him. You like Fast and Furious.
00:29:12
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I want to see the new one. I know what you did last summer. I haven't seen that. Also, something that Scream did really well was they had ah they had a television series on MTV.
00:29:25
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like three seasons first two seasons were good last season was kind all right now you're done and they were but it was like it was back when mtv was putting out shows like yeah scream and team and all that shit
00:29:47
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final destination was good i still won't drive behind hulk truck Scarred entire generation with one An entire generation was scarred in one one movie scene it completely destroyed all of Gen X one thirty second clip we're all fucked the last one that came out and i really Baby we watched more months It was like one of the first movies we watched when you started coming over
00:30:22
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Yeah, yeah, for um 100% positive magic risk than i don't I'll watch it again. I have no problem. It was good.
00:30:33
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i don't i think you're wrong Oh Okay, but my memory ever is your memory
00:30:42
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and We want it was like when you first started coming out I also think we watched it with the kids. No we didn't we We'll find out when they come back. We will turn to you though They will agree with me. No, we did not they can agree with you, but they're gonna be wrong No, they just like you better than they like me know What's up Mandy
00:31:17
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Sarge is eating cheese things at chili ah He's gonna be so mad he's not here. What's good on Jack? What's up you damn degenerate sir? He is He was the cheese There is
00:31:33
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he was the chief stop it
00:31:45
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there it is hey you what a bar I'll answer to that but only because it's you. I almost i i almost put that in the title tonight but I was like nope I'm not gonna get myself in trouble. Yeah that was a smart choice. no Jersey's got your back. Jersey always has my back. I know unnecessarily sometimes. and No.
00:32:11
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This year I put in the caveat of tonight's show that we were going to talking found footage and horror movies. She was so afraid about coming on here and doing a show with me because she wasn't prepared. And this was kind of sort of-ish last minute. It was completely last minute.
00:32:34
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And I don't retain, like, names of movies and stuff. Like, if I don't know I'm going to need it, like, I don't pay that close of attention. and then you want to oh you help me to talk about it when like,
00:32:49
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I need to know that I need to retain the information. we don't have to retail You know what found footage is about. You know what you like about them. I would think.
00:33:01
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But we can sit here and say, oh, that one movie we watched was so good. What's the name of it? I don't know. I can't retain it either because we've watched so many of them. Plus, we also put them on to go to bed at night, and we never make it past the first 5-10 minutes.
00:33:18
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And then we use apps like Tubi, and I'm not signing into another streaming app so it doesn't store what we've watched. So then we've got to try to guess. I've got to find that Corey Taylor
Humor in Horror Clichés
00:33:29
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movie, though.
00:33:29
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I think you might like that. that's another subject like a genre that i got to introduce you to i've kind of started to a little bit is those anthology ones like trick or treat with sam cash's favorite yeah no it's a whole bunch and and a lot of them you get a whole bunch of stories in one movie and a lot of times if they're done right they all tie into one of them um there's one out there and i ah cannot remember the name of it but it's not going to be that hard to find because how many movies has cory taylor been
00:34:01
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and if you don't know who Corey Taylor is, he's the lead singer of Slipknot.
00:34:10
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Start to name some from the 30s and 40s. He was in that silent film era.
00:34:18
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Yep, it's out. I'll be playing it very soon. Not tonight, but very soon.
00:34:27
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Pretty much. No, I... know it Yeah, but I like having plans like so I can prepare myself for peopling. We're not really peopling. I mean, there's internet peoples.
00:34:45
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It's not real life peopling. Thank God. She has to people with me and that's the problem.
00:34:57
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Just been walking around town doing something
00:35:05
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jesus suckers but do you develop the film yourself? creep You caught that, right, Jersey? Creeping around, eh?
00:35:18
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Dirty old man wandering the streets.
00:35:24
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evening
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but Makes me feel so much better.
00:35:40
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People are afterward. not question What is this her jersey? People are. People are. People are, yeah. You're okay, Kevin. We're not We're all, yeah.
00:35:58
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She's Sasquatch in it. True, true. No. Well, yeah, that's the problem is we watch so many of the movies. Because I'm usually pretty good about remembering that stuff.
00:36:12
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But we watched we've watched so many of them, I can't remember all Yeah, we watched we watched two yesterday, and neither one of them was any good.
00:36:21
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Yeah, that was the night before. Last night we watched Knuckle Bones. Knuckle Bones was good. I liked it. I'm a fan of the slasher films. Savage Land, I can tell you that. i Ten out of ten do not recommend.
00:36:34
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That is a new genre, or a you know a new... like a moary Subgenre of horror movies Psychological thrillers. That's what I was looking for not psychotic Psychological it'll come to me eventually Defect a real stream
00:37:01
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Technically she's to the right of me
00:37:07
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um But that's a new one that we've come across. You're not a fan it. I'm not a fan at all. ah Now you did like that one. The Savage Land was not good. That was weird. I want to finish that just because of my curiosity. that's the What other mockumentary have we watched? We watched that one.
00:37:27
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Fuck. See, we watched so many goddamn movies.
00:37:34
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Because even you said that was done good because... it was almost like you really thought it was real, like a real crime document, true crime documentary. Oh.
00:37:45
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Yeah, I remember, but I don't remember the name. But do you know what one I do really like? What's that? Grave Encounters. Yeah, that was one that I that i had no idea had sequel to. That was ah found footage, and I thought it was really, really good.
00:38:01
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Like, I wasn't sure what was going on. they do a lot. they' Well, there's a lot of the the ones that we watch are, like, the paranormal go sneak into an asylum. and Yeah.
00:38:12
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Yeah, Grave Encounters. Either that or group of kids going the woods. The woods and, like, old jails or old asylums seem to be. Because that shit could really happen. That's, like, when else are you really going and filming yourself doing stuff like that? Like,
00:38:30
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The woods, the old prisons, like ghost-hunting stuff or cryptic-hunting stuff. What?
00:38:41
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We haven't watched any of them. but don't do that stuff. where we're We're not degenerates and heathens like you. No, I usually watch that stuff on my own. Yeah, she won't watch that stuff on me.
00:38:51
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No. I've offered.
00:38:58
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We have the same taste.
00:39:03
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I don't need no wiener in my porn. Neither do I. God, I hope my parents don't have to know.
00:39:14
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um
00:39:17
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Yes, yours. Happy Florida. Yeah. God, I wish I could remember that. But yeah, the mockumentaries are pretty cool. A couple of I do want to watch Savage Land, but that's more like that's more like you ever go, like if you ever cross, like you drive past up a car accident.
00:39:36
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know like And there's bodies everywhere. And pieces everywhere. You can't help but look. No, I'm plastered to the window telling you to slow down so I can see more. know. as i'm saying That's how Savage Land is for me. like We got so far into it. Now I gotta know.
00:39:52
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No, I don't. I think that was a horrible, horrible it was delicious delicious i hated it it was that one did get turned off because i wasn't awesome
00:40:06
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watching it anymore i got good hips i got that that is true i mean yeah should see the way he moves around yeah you're older than me baby you're like in your 60s we're not talking about her i don't care she can't call me old when she's like 30 years older than but but but What's going on, CFM?
00:40:30
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How you doing? um
00:40:35
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I lost my train of thought.
00:40:39
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You know what used to really bother me, and now I've just kind of gotten over it with the found footage movies? Really bad, shaky, blurry cameras.
00:40:52
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But, like, it's supposed to be a found footage. I understand. I know, but as I'm saying, it used to really bother me. think that's what really irritated the piss out of me the first time I watched Blair Witch.
00:41:04
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Because I'm getting into it. I'm like, what's happening? And then the camera's like blurry, shaky. I'm like, what the fuck just happened? Also back then, because I'm pretty sure I watched that on VHS the first time.
00:41:19
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I don't know if i went to the theater and seen that.
00:41:23
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I don't know. i think it was still VHS back then. but nonetheless i thought like the movie fucked up like you know oh yeah like the vcr and or dvd players like oh man i got a crappy copy whatever yeah but no it's just the way they do it now it's one of my favorite things about it where they do like that static oh yeah you know some about to go down well of course or or you're be extremely let down like stupid spirit woods the other night i've never seen a movie and i totally don't recommend watching it so like you get clear to the end it it says sometimes you have to go back to the beginning to understand stuff and it literally rewound the entire movie
00:42:19
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and then just end it it's awful bullshit ER docs that's what gets her murders going good yeah we are good again book folks arch
00:42:50
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Oh, yeah, got to catch up with comments. You got the comments there.
00:42:59
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Well, you choose to be out there creating your own. We're going to have a found footage of Sarge because he's out in the Arctic weather, and he we're just going to find his camera one day. Sometimes when you're... What's going on, Chris?
00:43:16
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Don't be tramping around anywhere. Yeah, slurking. look when you're a photographer sometimes that just calls for you and like you have to go do it what you're not fond of being out doing all that stuff either i'll go take pictures and stuff i just don't like being cold so i'm not going to be out in winter doing it i have though we're gonna make our own found we're gonna make our own found footage mockumentary on
00:43:49
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like some of the women heads of
Survival Tactics in Horror Movies
00:43:53
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Ohio. Melon heads.
00:43:56
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about You don't know about the melon heads? No. I'm not quite sure if i want to. They're encrypted. They're an Ohio cryptid. It's like orphans that some doctor way back in the day did experiments on, so their heads are like pulled, and then they got tired of his bullshit, and they set his lab and everything on fire and killed him, and then they ran off into the woods, and ever since then, they've been creating a bunch of little melon head colony babies and yeah they got a whole village and if you get too close i'll eat you that's the story
00:44:30
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oh you know oh you want to go don't i don't go into the woods without protection anyway so well don't know one of these assholes are going to say something stupid um
00:44:47
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um Like, share, and subscribe. You know, we can get some, well, we got our phones. We can record when we go to Helltown. Helltown's one of those places in those movies that people to. I know. I want to go there. Yeah.
00:45:02
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And then some dumb chick always has a brilliant idea to do something stupid, and then everybody dies. That'll be me. I didn't want to say it.
00:45:14
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It's just too small. that is the that is That is the one thing that stays true to every one of these found footage movies. It's always the girl's idea to do some dumb shit.
00:45:27
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And then everybody dies. Okay, but why do the men follow her? Because they're trying to fucking get laid. Exactly. So, like, if you guys would use the right head, you'd be good to go. Fucking white people being white, doing white people shit.
00:45:41
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You need people like me that's got sense. Like, no, I've seen this movie. I know how it is. Yeah, you would be the one with sense going, no, we're not doing that. I'd probably already be in there. Exactly.
00:45:54
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All these people know you. You're not going in there. don't have to be in there antagonizing.
00:46:01
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Jersey he lives in the woods. I used to live in the woods, and I was like, fuck that. I like running water and the internet and electricity.
00:46:15
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Yeah, hit the like button and see what happens, people. so dramatic doesn't I wonder if you have to do like an update.
00:46:28
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That's stupid. I don't know, but I'm going to out. Oh, I think I do need an update. Heart attack time. Sarge said, good to officially meet you.
00:46:44
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Then he used your real name. And you used my real name. I feel so special right now. He's done that twice. I know. In one string. Oh, he just did it twice in one string? Like, holy shit.
00:47:04
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going to eat the whole her cheese. I love it.
00:47:18
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Are you updating? going to try I can find it See, shouldn't be that hard to find stuff. This is why iPhone herders are dumb.
00:47:29
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If an app needs an update, it just tells me, hey, this this needs updated. Update it, stupid. Well, I think mine does. Yep, update. But I kept hitting not now because I didn't want to bother with it.
00:47:47
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But now I want updated because I want the little skeleton. And this is why we're going to die in the woods because you couldn't be bothered to update something. Well, no, I'm not dying in the woods. I mean, if you do, that's on you, but I'm not dying in the woods.
00:48:03
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Baby, I'm sorry that you're not a final girl. You definitely do not meet the criteria.
00:48:10
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One, final girls are typically virgins. yes
00:48:18
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so I don't make the rules in horror movies, all right? Those are the rules. We've all seen Scream. We've talked about Scream. Sometimes I hate this man so much. I don't make the rules.
00:48:31
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Look, I'm probably going to die, too. All I know is if you really want to get our chance up our chances, there's a certain group of people that we need to take with us if we're going. And that would be who?
00:48:42
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You know, the POCs, because they are always the first to die in horror movies. If we take a bunch of them, our survival rate goes up. I got it. It just needs it updated.
00:48:57
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Jersey said she'll save you. Exactly. Oh, your whole phone needs updated.
00:49:05
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Yeah, you two are far from safe, Jersey. Yeah.
00:49:10
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I love horror movies. i we We both love them. I think that's pretty much all we watch. that's That literally is, with a few... Sorry, she's a slur. look she said she said she'll save you and that you and her are safe then about the virgin thing she said Sarge that's Sarge he's a slur
00:49:35
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so are you never Sarge is also old and old people die in the worst ways in those movies and but do i'm not planning on dying because i'm not the stupid person that goes into the middle of the woods with no i allowed to say that you gotta say pew pew with no pps pps don't work against the supernatural unless you're dan and dan being in sand winchester well then i'll take some freaking holy water and across with me you have to have special special bullets and special pew pew
00:50:11
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To take out the bad guys. And Sam and Dean Winchester have all that. But it'll slow them down enough. So I can get away. Did you see how great the shotgun blast to the chest slowed down knuckle bones last night? Okay, but he was a demon. Like, we're not going demon hunting. I don't mess with demons.
00:50:26
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We're going to Helltown.
00:50:31
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There was like a whole satanic, phantic church thing there. There's like a whole devil church there. might be the one that lit the candles that were left around the the Pentagram yours you have never seen the evil dead with with ah
00:50:49
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Bruce Campbell have you there's It's a it's a bad movie, but it's a great movie. They did do a pretty good job with a remake It's basically Group of kids go out to a cabin in the middle of nowhere. They find this book.
00:51:05
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It's got I actually have replica of it. Necronomica. It's made with human flesh and there's like a face on it. What do we decide to do We're going to open it and read it. It's all in Latin.
00:51:20
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And guess who decided to read the book? I'll give you a hint. Big boobs, blonde, not very bright. And then everybody gets possessed and there's deadites and Bruce Campbell chops his hand off and his hand Becomes possessed and he has to fight his hand. It's it's a whole great 80s It's it's bru camel it's it's yeah, but It's Sam Raimi, which is a horror icon He does all the FX and stuff in it Bruce Campbell, which is just the fuck Can man and he's a national goddamn treasure But that's basically yeah, they go to salute a cabin they find this and then there's a tape with the recordings when they play there
00:52:11
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I mean we went to an old cemetery and lit the candles that were left there. what up Chalker? So, I feel like my chances would be pretty be good. <unk> your can The candles were there.
00:52:23
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There were really old melted down candles on some of the old tombstones. Well that's not bad. Like old old tombstones in like an area known for like satanic rituals and all that kind of BS.
00:52:37
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We're like, let's light this bitch. See? But I'm still alive, so that doesn't bring you point. Well, I'll bring it. Lucky for you. Easy, Jersey. calling me old, you fuckers. I never once called you old.
00:52:59
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I just said you're going to die horribly. That's not true. Because you're old. Yes, and they come on economic on that quick.
00:53:10
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Namaka is it Owen or e just an 18?
00:53:18
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Yeah, what Jersey said Yeah, right there on your screen if you want to gladly accepted won't ever ask for Jersey. Do exactly well Yeah, like I said, there's certain rules that you have to abide by to survive these things And you're already saying you're going to break every one of them right off the bat.
00:53:37
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I'm a rebel like that. You're going to be a dead rebel. No, I'm not. You should know better.
00:53:46
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You watch Scream 2. I do know better. i do know better, but I can't help it. Because it's like so telling me not to do something that's a guarantee that I'm going to go do it. Like when you say don't start.
00:54:01
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I don't think I've ever uttered that. Walmart don't thought oh yeah but that was that was not it's like a guarantee that I'm gonna start that's like a start your engines here we go no you're lucky man baby don't know I don't know i'm not i don't if I can consider myself out a widower better be a watch what you say right now I don't know I know as i said i don't know if I could consider myself like that men are widowers right we're not with it
00:54:33
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I wouldn't be able to consider myself a widower. I would have a hell of a story, though.
00:54:40
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I wonder if that could compare to Mom's story.
00:54:44
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My unalive girlfriend who decided to push demons buttons in the woods. I'm just saying, poke the bear. I'm going to poke the big one. As Paul Heyman said, F-A-F-O.
00:54:58
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Exactly.
00:55:03
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Don't press the elevator buttons I do all the just every one of them
00:55:24
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don't press the elevator buttons i do that all the time every time i get off an elevator i just every one of them
00:55:34
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I don't know why, but I do fuck her around and find out. Yep. She's going to fuck around and find out. Don't worry. I'll make g room. and I'll make room in the trunk for you with mom.
00:55:47
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What? i would like to be cremated, but if you leave me in are i don't think i i don't for the I don't think you're to have any choice in the matter what happens to you. Do you go out in the creepy woods or a creepy asylum or a creepy jail?
00:56:05
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to start fuck around.
Evolution of Horror Franchises
00:56:10
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I do. i like I what do you call it? I'm having problems with my words. Words are hard. Words are hard. It's what you do.
00:56:25
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When you go in and like antagonize them and like that's what I do. I'm not nice about it. can't.
00:56:37
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But that's what you do, so you can't say anything to me. I'm antagonized. You do, too. You told me, unless you're lying to me. Are you lying to me? I don't antagonize. Of course I do.
00:56:49
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Exactly.
00:56:52
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I'm pretty sure I can run faster than you, so we'll be good. I wouldn't be willing to take that bet on.
00:57:02
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I mean... You don't have to be faster than you. I have said this in a ah million times. I don't have to outrun you. I just have to outsmart you. I've said this about previous co-hosts.
00:57:15
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If we were in the woods and a grizzly bear attacked us, I don't have to be smarter or faster than you. I just have to be smarter than you. And I've watched the Karate Kid and that kid from Cobra Kai is a bitch because I'll sweep your leg.
00:57:28
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And then you're bear food and I'm gone. So you would leave me in the woods? Not you. not guy not Not in a bear attack. I could fight a bear. I've already made that. Oh my god. like I would fight a bear for you.
00:57:44
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It's like your number one bucket list thing is to fight a freaking bear. No, kangaroo's number one. Fuck them guys. I'm sorry, a bear's two. i don't need your whole list.
00:57:55
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You know what my point is. i I would fight a bear for you, but now I'm having second thoughts about fighting said bear for you. I'd be like, yeah, I told you I could fight a bear, but you didn't believe me.
00:58:09
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i can play I can play that too with some things. Yeah, I would fight a bear for you. I don't think I'm going to go fight a bunch of... I would shoot a bear for you. Oh, I would absolutely shoot a bear for you.
00:58:22
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I'll shoot a cat for you if you want me to. I'll shoot anything you want me to shoot for. I'll pew pew it. but i don't know about going in and creating our own found footage type horror movie while you're very aggressively taunting whatever and all creatures said creatures and supernatural beings and demonic monsters that that may be there i don't know i i may you know sign up for the other team and just be like i don't know what her problem is gets so mad at me
00:58:57
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I'm very aggressive with it. No, you won't. Why won't I? I am nice to her. i but i thought it He's not. He's not nice at all. i would never have pusses i would never push Thank you, Jersey. See? I would never. The one I can count on here.
00:59:15
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That's what us wild boys do. Exactly. I said I would fight a bear for you. You got to be a strong man to get I am a very strong man, and I think I do a pretty good job.
00:59:28
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But I also know that there are boundaries. What are boundaries? I don't know what those are. And I'm a habitual line crosser, so I shouldn't really put boundaries in lines. But I've seen enough horror movies.
00:59:41
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I already know I'm going to die. I don't need your help. Why am I going to die? Because... I mean... Look, if I die, just know I'm MFing them up one side and down the other until I take my last breath.
00:59:55
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MFing who? Whatever it is that's attacking me. I don't care if I can see it or not. Oh, i don't think it's going to mind.
01:00:03
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It's still wind at the end of the day. This would be the worst non-footage movie ever. You have so much faith in me. No, I'm saying... I can handle my shit. No, I'm saying...
01:00:16
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me going Yep, I told you so. Yeah, keep doing it don't ever do that i told you so crap Keep doing that they're gonna get you. Oh, you just got your arm ripped off. Uh-huh and your motherfucker motherfucker I'm gonna fucking die anyways unfortunately Fun way That always makes me mad in those movies That's one of the things that upsets me in those movies like the biggest strongest guy or person in the group is usually the biggest bitch in the group. Yeah. Every time. like Well, I wouldn't say it I wouldn't say it because that movie um Cabin in the Woods, you alone know, on the one that had all the monsters and everything? Yeah. Chris Helms was a pretty badass dude until he decided to ramp his dirt bike into the force field.
01:01:07
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but He was pretty badass. He was. He had a big-ass knife in his back and was still like... That's true. You got a point there. But the hero became, but the hero was the nerdy DG stoner guy. True. hes are close the hell out of that zombie bitch too That was great.
01:01:34
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The kangaroo is a boundary. Back up. No, no. I'm going to. Kangaroos are pretentious pricks and deserve to be punched in the mouth. Yeah, he is dead set that he could kick one's ass, and I'm pretty sure it would, like, annihilate him. There you go. CMF Rock said, yep, we're going to down and play him.
01:01:54
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Go out swinging, yeah.
01:01:58
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Oh, yeah, I'm going out swinging. Exactly. But I'm not going to. As much damage as I can. I'm not going to just, like, casually welcome it. Like, you know, if it unexpectedly happens, then it's like, all right.
01:02:12
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I'm going to fight back, but I'm not going like quote unquote go poke the bear. ah probably would. That's a lie. Yeah, that's a total lie. Yeah, I'm definitely dying. And I'm probably going to die first.
01:02:30
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I still believe it. Well, I'm not the one that would be just screaming and then running upstairs. so No, you definitely would not be You would have to be having a really bad day.
01:02:46
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All that talk. That's why you ran and fell up the stairs and broke your ankle. When the door was open to safety, you ran past the door to safety. That's the one thing that irritates me so much about horror movies. like They always run up the stairs. like that You ran past the door get to the stairs and didn't go out the door. yeah like What is happening?
01:03:11
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I know it's a movie. I know they need the storyline. You have to make women look so stupid. However, they flipped the script and screamed because Drew Barrymore did run outside to get away.
01:03:23
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is true. That is true.
01:03:28
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She still got fucked up. You know who the one person I wish would have died in that series and still hasn't died? right And I hope she dies in this one. Oh, don't shoot. Fucking Gail Weathers.
01:03:42
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Courtney Cox.
01:03:45
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She didn't die in the last one, did she? No, she didn't. She got hurt, yeah but she didn't die. I was thinking she died. I've never liked her. They killed my guy, Dewey. I know. I'm real upset they killed him.
01:03:56
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I kind of broke my heart. I cried a little bit. i'm not going to lie. He's made it through six movies and you wait for the seventh one to kill him. like They should have just killed him in the first one.
01:04:07
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she I don't think you could mail Kegel. don't think you could mail
01:04:13
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I think that's illegal. But, I mean, if you can, I'm all for it Get a big-ass crate out there from Australia. Just know it's going down. Crate's delivered to the door.
01:04:25
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with you You can, however, male somebody one of those monster spiders from, like, Australia. Like a real one?
01:04:39
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Yeah. oh yeah, you can buy them online. Yeah, and you can have them shipped to people. like Drew Barrymore, too. She's good.
01:04:50
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That was actually a good movie. I spit on your grave? Yeah. You probably haven't seen the remake. Oh, I didn't know. the watch But I liked I wasn't expecting it to be what it was. Yeah, even the the grape scene in the remake was pretty graphic, but that was a movie that came out in the 70s. Yeah. And that grape scene...
01:05:12
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It's hard to watch. it's it's It's very hard to watch. um But it is a badass movie. i I had that like holy shit moment when I was watching it, but like I thought it was a really good movie.
01:05:27
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I haven't seen the other ones, though. I've just seen the first one. This is true. Spider's Grifts. That's what I'm saying. That one, and I think it was Last House on the left, that was a remake that had the grape scene in it.
01:05:42
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that was a remake from the 70s.
01:05:46
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And in both movies, the grape scenes and the revenge scenes were graphic. Very graphic. It's amazing some of the things that they were able to get away with in movies in the 70s because you think no way out.
01:06:05
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Because we barely get away with them today. Well, you I don't know how the Terrifier movies did what they did.
01:06:15
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fan out I don't I don't I don't I don't do
01:06:22
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Excessive gore is not a horror movie. Yeah, I'm not the the gory slasher Blood everywhere like I'm more of like I like the like jump scares and like Psychological and yeah, yeah let's that's ah you know you have your You have your big four slasher guys.
01:06:48
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Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy, and now, even though it's a different killer in every movie, it's the screen. Ghostface.
01:07:00
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um
01:07:03
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They've never, i mean, yeah, they have some gore, but it's not over the top gore. Gets the point across. It's just enough. yeah just Just enough. And then they they cut and leave, but or or they leave, like, you know, the whole disembowelment of Drew Barrymore in screen.
01:07:19
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They didn't show it, but you knew what happened. yeah Yeah. Or, like, in Nightmare on Elm Street, the first one, when Johnny Depp got pulled into the bed, and then it was just, like, a fountain of blood.
01:07:34
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That was cool. Like, unexpected. Wasn't really super gory. It was just blood. Yeah. Yeah. tercy loves gore i can't i can't do more unnecessary gore that's not scary to me it's not like it's not a scary movie it's just let's and that's what terrifier was was like let's see how gross we can possibly and and that's why didn't really get into those movies because i thought that's all it was like let's just kill and maim and just have everybody laying in a pile of blood everywhere like
01:08:12
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Now, if he would have added in like the psychological like jump scares and like that type of thing into it, it would be fine. But if that's the only thing the movie is like it's not going to hold my attention.
01:08:28
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It's pointless. That was like... I got pretty stoked, and I'm pretty stoked about this new wave of horror movies where that 100-year mark is hitting.
01:08:41
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I'm copyrighted, things. Once they hit 100 years old, that copyright's over. and they can't I don't know exactly how it works, but you can't read copyright. You're getting the blood and honey.
01:08:55
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The blood and honey, the Pooh movies. The first one, really no storyline behind it. A lot of gore. The second one, there was actually a storyline behind it. Still kind of gory, but there was a storyline and a point to it. and It was good.
01:09:10
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but You're getting all these weird ass like the Popeye movies and the Cinderella movies and the Snow White movies. Cinderella's Revenge. Yeah, you know what? Don't run Disney for me.
01:09:21
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Alien vs. Predator. Those are those are totally different. Man, I love those movies. Alien vs. Predator. Predator movies. Not a big fan of the necessarily the Alien movies. But I will give Sigourney Weaver credit.
01:09:34
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She was pretty badass in Aliens. I've never watched Aliens. I'm not real big into the whole alien thing. Sigourney Weaver is not your typical hot actress. She's hot in two movies. Aliens?
01:09:50
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Maybe it was because she was like a badass, but then in Ghostbusters.
01:09:57
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Yeah. Okay. You've seen Ghostbusters? Yes, I've seen Ghostbusters. gosh. this is it's all my gosh That's a whole other movie conversation that we can have with this one on another night.
01:10:11
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I'm learning a lot about her when it comes to movies, and I feel bad for her. What's up, Beast Mode?
01:10:22
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What movie was really neat? White Noise. ah White Noise. I didn't know there was a sequel. White Noise was pretty cool. You ever seen that?
01:10:37
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I've not added to the list. It it was way more gory. The remake of it was...
01:10:45
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White Noise is not like a must-see, but it's ah it's an interesting movie. I'd have to try it. It's basically... so i and You watch a the paranormal shows and stuff like that.
01:11:02
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Yes. The The idea behind white noise is in that white noise, that frequency and stuff, spirits can speak. People can speak. Yeah. Yeah. And that's basically the whole concept of that movie. It's,
01:11:16
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um God, who was in that? Was it Keaton? No, not Keaton. Was it Michael Keaton?
01:11:27
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Anyways, it's a decent movie. Kind of a supernatural thriller. Not really a horror movie, not really a scary movie, just more of like a supernatural thriller. Kind of like a mindfuck, psychological.
01:11:42
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I think somewhere in that area. Yeah,
01:11:46
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we'll have to have that discussion on another night. Movies Kayla has to see.
01:11:52
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Classics. We're not talking about that tonight. No, we're not on that. Don't call me out on that shit. What's wrong with you?
01:12:01
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I'm not calling you out on it. I'm just shocked.
01:12:06
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I've seen bits and pieces of stuff, but... my heart breaks for you. And I may have seen them... My heart breaks for you....way, way, way far back. But I forget them. So in my opinion, if I forgot them, they're not that good. Yeah. I... Shut your mouth. Ah, okay.
01:12:33
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Okay.
01:12:35
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Is this a sequel to the original or is this the original?
01:12:50
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It's horrible.
01:12:53
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I have been introducing you to a lot of the different I call them sub-genres and I don't even know if that's the right terminology but that's what I'm using. Because you didn't even know that that existed. like all i I had no idea like that was a separated out genre of horror. Because I introduced you recently to the horror comedies.
01:13:21
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yeah Which are dumb, but they're good. But they make you laugh. like They're dumb. That's the whole point of it.
01:13:33
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Final Girls was one of those movies. It was a horror comedy. Yeah. That's a good movie if you guys haven't seen that, by the way. But that one, I might be a serial killer. I don't know if we ever finished that one.
01:13:50
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That was the one where the guy was the camp counselor and he called the flute girl from American Pie. She was working at the shop and he was like, because all the counselors were ending up dead. I don't know if we ever finished that one.
01:14:03
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um number and ending to that one so i won't spoil
01:14:10
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Mozzarella dippers on the way oh My god I Had little bit of a fat boy Friday
01:14:27
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I'm going to look it up. Yeah, I don't look up what to look up white noise so you watch that one first And then watch the sequel. Yeah. Just chilling on a Friday night.
01:14:45
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You know, another another found foot. and this is And I've never watched it, so this would be a first for me. And I've always been kind of on the fence with this movie. Maybe you've seen them. Have you seen the Creep franchise? No.
01:14:59
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It's about like this guy who is a serial killer. And he essentially puts an ad in the paper for somebody to come and do video for him for Documentary or whatever it is that he's doing and Essentially has them film Their death because he's gonna kill them It looks like it'd be pretty good. All right, looks like should kind of like the movie we watched Was the last night we watched that?
01:15:32
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Where they were filming a movie
01:15:38
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I think we put that on the other night. I definitely fell asleep during that. Like all the... that Like they were filming like some goofy ass movie and then they accidentally released the... Yeah, but it wasn't really Ubi seeing a demon because the guy planted it there so he kill all of them. He made a deal with the devil.
01:15:57
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that one. Yeah. Yeah, that one. Yeah, that was bad. Yeah, that was like some weird Australian movie. Because baby Thor...
01:16:08
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Got needed out of the pool or needed somewhere you're looking in the pool yeah but look out i don't know where he went Yeah no this is like he's like an X-ray and there's like three or four movies in this franchise but yeah, he's like a serial killer and then he just like releases there is that Australian movie that we watched the trailer for About a serial killer who stalks and like films himself stalking and then unaliving his victims and at the that That company put that disclaimer on it about we have We don't know authenticity of the video yeah yeah, if it's real or not it true Yeah, bet you don't remember which one that was
01:17:01
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Don't even remember which stream site it was on either but I come across now I've come across that several times So it'll probably be pretty easy to find. Plus, I got to Google it. I can Google it. Australian serial killer films is great.
01:17:18
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I bet you now it'll be on my phone. Are those creep movies good? Meh. That's what I feel about them. That's why I've never watched them.
01:17:32
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Everybody's on the cheese. We got cheese sticks. We got mozzarella sticks. Wolf Creek.
01:17:42
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Wolf Creek is a series, too. That's the one out in the Outback, right, Queen? That's supposed to be a true story, actually. That's supposed to be based on it a real-life serial killer, I believe. But that's the one out in the Outback. But there's a movie.
01:17:56
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There's a series a movie.
01:18:05
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Creep 1 gives B. I love B movies. I'm all in. I
01:18:14
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i know what you're talking about. Yes. We'll have to look that one up there's There's another one about the Canadian...
01:18:30
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I can't remember. name I can usually remember names. There's a Canadian serial killer who actually...
01:18:37
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If you're in Canada, I'm sorry, Queen, I think you're in Canada. Your Royal Canadian Mounted Police or your Royal Canadian whatever the hell they call themselves has got to be the worst police force on the planet.
01:18:51
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i Yes, trust me. There was the Dexter killer who got pulled over and had bodies in his car in Bags and the Canadian police were like, oh, what you got back there? Hey, and he's like, oh just taking the trash out and there's blood and shit everywhere. and They're like, oh, okay. Have a great night He's got bodies in his car, but this dude had a pig farm and and's He's like he's like a big-time.
01:19:23
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He's like a big-time serial killer and Like one of his very first victims got away. He he killed prostitutes and i got away, was rescued by passerbyers, had a knife wound in her, was handcuffed, and the cops didn't believe her story because she was a streetwalker and possibly used drugs. And then the homeboy went on to kill like 35 some odd victims from what they found on the pig farm.
01:19:53
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And he would hang them up and slaughter them like pigs and then just well yeah you would do it and they would just bury them throughout the farm and stuff like that I don't know here is correct yeah we're not much better
01:20:11
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i don't know if that's good for my safety the government here yeah we're not much better I don't know much about your government. I just know I watch a lot of true crime and and a lot of stuff on serial killers.
01:20:28
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And um y'all are the fucking worst. Yes. Robert Picton. Yes. But there's a found footage movie based off of that.
01:20:40
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They like go to his. Yeah. I'd like to watch it. It's like the pig, the pig butcher or butcher's farm or something like that. Basically, same concept. Group of kids go because it's supposedly haunted.
01:20:54
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And then slashing, slashing, dead, dead, dead. We found your video camera. Yes, Robert Pickton. Thank you.
01:21:07
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Yeah. Not once, not twice, but three times he could have been stopped. And the cops said, we don't believe you because you're a street walker and a potential substance abuser.
01:21:19
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What do you do with the tea? Buried them. Like when they dug up the farm, they just found, like, they weren't finding full-blown remains. They were finding bits and pieces throughout the farm. Why wouldn't he just... That's why they said they'd haul it to the... They'll eat the whole thing except for the tea.
01:21:41
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He's a fucking weirdo. Like, serial killers... ah See, this is where it shows that I've watched too many yeah murder documentaries and stuff because, like, that's a stupid mistake on his part.
01:21:54
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The Butcher of Vancouver. That's actually, there's a lot of really good podcasts. That one podcast that I like less. you guys like true crime, paranormal, alien, shit like that, go check out last podcast on the left. Those guys are great, and they mix in comedy.
01:22:09
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But they they did, like, a whole, like, four-part series on Victor. Okay. Okay.
01:22:17
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streetwalker yeah streetwalker hooker prostitute julia roberts that was a terrible fucking movie what i don't like her it's pretty woman
01:22:37
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jersey please tell me you got my back on this one like pretty woman julia roberts beer you really believe You really believe somebody as handsome and rich as Richard Gere is going to pick up a horse-mouthed prostitute and then just be like... I loved that movie. like That is like a staple.
01:23:03
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I don't like Julia Roberts. Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing. Dirty Dancing. I don't like Julia Roberts. And I can't stand her stupid niece either.
01:23:14
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I like a brother. He pisses me off a lot, but he's a perfect bad guy in every movie. But I love him. If you've seen Emma Roberts, you would know who she is.
01:23:25
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Oh, I know Roberts. Yeah, she's in I Can't Stand There. She makes me run up. Smash her in her face with a brick. Smash my own face with a brick sometimes. She's in American Horror Story.
01:23:37
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e you
01:23:40
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it's i know you all like this word, and I won't say it, but it is very hard for me not to scream the C word at her. a lot when she's an american horror story Because that is what she did. You can use as much as you want as long as it's not directed towards me. No, I will never. reject Trust me that was my mom's trigger, too.
01:23:59
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My mom, I seen her throttle a guy bigger than me because he called her as the C word. I'm like, yo. but I've never been a big Julia Roberts fan.
01:24:10
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Thank you. Well, it's a chick flick in your cheeks.
01:24:15
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No, we just have good taste.
01:24:20
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I'm gonna watch a chick flick I need Sandra Bullock speed as a chick flick by the way okay we'll see a couple it's hot so i know i gives ze she bad as hi too hot she's a badass too I'd ever been a big Julia Roberts fan I'm not I'm not gonna try to change anybody's mind that shows crazy American horror story yeah this and you've only watched coven right I've only watched That's another show i got to get you on.
01:24:51
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Asylum is... move There were some mediocre seasons in that, not going to lie. But i'm not I don't do well with watching series. But American Horror Story, every season is different. It's different. So it's not one from the other. But it's still, for me to sit down and get through an entire season of a TV series, like, what's going on who went painful to me. Yeah, but I think I could see that with, like, like I know you're going to really like Dexter.
01:25:25
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And it's going to be hard to watch x amount of seasons because there are a couple seasons that are a little off little rough and see once i hit those seasons but you have to remember like and you'll see it too is at the time the guy who plays dexter was fight was like battling cancer but he's still doing the show yeah but it's so good and there's a good payoff at the end like it's all worth it and then they did the then they did like this like the the sequel show
01:25:57
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which you kind of left with a cliffhanger but then they pick right back up and explain it so you're not left like oh that fucking sucked i got oops
01:26:11
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like we get with a lot of these movies that we watch it's like well there's no payoff yeah but when you hit that one that one really good like that just does it yeah this is true get the payoff it's all worth it oh yeah do you think the payoff makes up for that uh a really good payoff makes up for in a violent nature oh i thought that was gonna stand up i was gonna be like man i could never pull that off and again that movie was rough and yet i want to see where they take the next one to
01:26:55
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even though how bad, horribly bad it was. i still want to see what they do with the next one. I'm gonna save you guys about two and a half hours of your life. It's a really dumb movie about a story that they really don't feed into at all, about a killer who they really don't explain at all.
01:27:14
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and And then it just ends with a chick in a truck driving off. However, there is supposed to be a sequel and it's supposed to be more of the origin story. Yes. As bad as that movie was, it got us right there for the sequel.
01:27:29
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Because they put all of the questions there and not a single solitary answer. Eddie
01:27:39
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King. I think I have.
01:27:43
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What's talking about? Oh, horror movies, found footage, kind of a little bit of ah whatever.
01:27:52
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Dexter. Dexter is the best. That's what think you'll really like about Dexter is because you like the true crimes and the serial killers. and that's what the movie That's what the show's about.
01:28:02
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i mean It's not really a spoiler alert. Dexter's a serial killer. Now see, it was for me because I didn't know that. How did you not know that? like That's out there everywhere. That's the whole premise behind the show.
01:28:14
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I don't know anything about the show. I've never watched a single episode of it. That's not a spoiler alert. I won't... they theyre But the way he does and everything is what makes it cool. Okay. you know yeah you just got We just got to watch it. and you'll You'll understand.
01:28:31
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You'll understand. it's it you'll I think you'll get into it. and know like You don't do TV series, but you know you'll you'll get wrapped up in the storyline. It's like I told you, the one chick that plays his sister on the show was his wife in real life.
01:28:47
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That's weird. and She's like a was like god foul mouth fuckinglo And I'm like how weird would that be this chick plays your sister? Yeah, but there was awesome Yeah, I said I think you would get into I think be one of those series that you can get into and even with the slow seasons they weren't like terrible they were still good and You're gonna fall love with certain characters And you're gonna ride that roller coaster of the show
01:29:23
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And the suspense of, oh, you fucked up. Oh. yeah I'll try it eventually.
01:29:36
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We'll get there.
01:29:40
Speaker
The Dragonfly has Kevin costume. That's a television series. What's going on, Chuck? Cheers to you.
01:29:55
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ah Yeah. um Ed Gein. Yes. Yeah, they use that for, yeah they kind of an idea, a rough idea. Sad part about it is, and and i'll and I'll fight this with anybody, he wasn't a serial killer.
01:30:15
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I'm sorry, he wasn't. He was a grave robber. He was a sick, twisted man, but he wasn't a serial killer. He only killed two people.
01:30:25
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I think you gotta have at least three under your belt. Three is the requirements for a cell killer. And you have to have, what is that?
01:30:37
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What that? Modus operdum operatum or whatever? yeah You have to do it in like the same way.
01:30:49
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Oh yeah, there has to be like, I forget what they call it. Signature. yeah has be signature Yeah, it was done. Yeah, it's it's your... They talk about it all the fucking time on on Criminal Minds.
01:31:05
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We went from horror movies and found footage to now true crime. Right into my fucking wheel. and right in shit i watch true crime every day. but That is what is in the background when I work.
01:31:20
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I love it. You can learn a lot from it.
01:31:31
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saying
01:31:35
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Like you learn a lot of shit from that stuff. Yeah, like how many how to not get caught. Exactly. What to do, what not to do. Yes, thank you, Cool Whip. We'll just help Miranda.
01:31:47
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I was pretty damn close. Yeah, I want to give it. Thank you, Cool Whip. I appreciate that. it's Thank you, Queen, both of you. I was pretty damn close. You got to give me some. It's all that useless bullshit knowledge I have.
01:32:00
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have a lot there's a lot there's a lot going on here I Have a curious nature I can't help it. I'm a big dumb animal. I see a shining object and I'm like, I want to learn about it.
01:32:14
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put I Can't help get into fantasy movies
01:32:22
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dragonfly is oh i don't get into fantasy movies Also, Kevin Costner annoys me that I like him so much and he does some absolute dog shit movies. I'm talking about Aqualand or Aqualand or whatever it was and the postman.
01:32:39
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But Robin Hood was amazing. Robin Hood, Wyatt Earp, The Untouchables. As I said, he does so many great things but then he does these absolute shit stings. Waterworld.
01:32:52
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Waterworld. Yeah, that's what it was. Not Aqualand. Yeah. Same thing. it's so bad i will It's so bad I will disrespect the name of the movie and not care. Yeah, I don't care. It was terrible.
01:33:09
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The Postman was terrible.
01:33:13
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We'll see we catch some hate. Bodyguard.
Discussing The Bodyguard and Field of Dreams
01:33:16
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Bodyguard was great. I interviewed a guy from that movie. Oh, really? Yeah, Roland Duet. He was in it.
01:33:25
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Yeah, expect you to.
01:33:29
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even if you did you'd probably ah he like go Oh, yeah, I'm going to catch eight for this, but I didn't like that movie. Field of Dreams. didn't like I didn't care.
01:33:45
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I didn't care one way or the other about it. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. I did. I played baseball.
01:33:56
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You built the network and they bought home. Don't compare me to that. Don't compare me to that. That just hurts my soul. I do what I can. I do what I can. The only cool thing about that movie was they they had Shoeless Joe Jackson, who it had a huge black mark on his career.
01:34:18
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ah He was involved in a gambling scandal, I believe. One of the greatest baseball players of all time. Better than they and they had him in that movie. That was cool.
01:34:30
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That was cool.
Jeepers Creepers and Urban Legends
01:34:35
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Jeepers Creepers. You ever seen those? I like the Jeepers Creepers movie.
01:34:42
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Have you seen all of them? I think I have, to be honest. they had They had a couple that came out not too long ago. If you build it, then you'll. I like like Kayla.
01:34:57
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Okay, your first night on first night on and you already got fans. You came with fans. Damn right. She's a sweetheart. There's Jersey. Yeah,
01:35:11
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Jeepers Creepers was cool. It was a cool concept. That you hadn't really seen it before. But that i that's based off of Urban Legend and loosely based off What's like a mean and like Texas Chainsaw Massacre loosely based off of a true smurder The scene in the first one where they show him um Dumping the bodies down in that sheet so back in the day there was a Husband a husband or husband that killed his family kind things like a preacher or something and outside of his church
01:35:57
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As he was disposing of the body, somebody went by and took a picture. They didn't know what he was doing until later. But it's basically that same picture from the Jeepers Creepers movie with the building and that tube coming out.
01:36:12
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It's basically the same thing, and they used that in the movie. Yeah, it was kind of wild. Yeah, more unnecessary useless knowledge in my head.
Unrealistic Portrayals in Horror
01:36:23
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this is why I like all those kind of movies, though. Like Wrong Turn, The Hills Have Eyes, like those type of movies. like I liked all of them.
01:36:31
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you know Those movies piss me off. Why? They're great movies, don't get me wrong. Why they making that? Because I'm like, really? got all these jacked up, muscle-headed dudes, and they can't defend themselves off a bunch of inbred mongoloids.
01:36:45
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It could happen. I mean, it could happen. Trust me. I've seen certain parts of West Virginia, Southern Ohio. Trust me. I don't go to certain parts because I've seen those. i didn't even need to see those movies because I know that this, again, i don't go nowhere where' without my pew pew because those are human beings. If I pew pew them, they're done. Yes, that is true.
Dark Origins of Fairy Tales
01:37:14
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oh That would be great. but no ah The Hills Have Eyes is great. I'm a big fan of Rob Zombie movies. Dark Disney would be epic. they i mean They're out there. They're already doing it because a lot of those copyrights. but they're not They're not doing them right.
01:37:31
Speaker
Why you guys want to ruin Disney? they're not doing them They're not doing them right because they're wanting to turn them into gore fest. The copyright's done. Let's really...
01:37:43
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But like Brothers Grimm. You know Brothers Grimm. Those are not fairy tales. Those are not children's stories. Ring Around the Rosie. Right.
01:37:54
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It's not either. You know, stuff like that. Why not make the movies based off of what they really were? Like Sleeping Beauty. Or not Sleeping Beauty. Snow White in the Seven Dwarves.
01:38:08
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Homegirl was dead. Prince Charming was into necrophilia.
01:38:14
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No. I'm sorry. La la la la. No. Look, I will forever be that girl that will still stumble down in my couch and put on my Disney princess movies and just have a good old time and happy singing marathon with myself. Okay? Do not ruin them for me.
01:38:34
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That's unacceptable. That's bullshit. That's straight bullshit.
01:38:44
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I'm just saying there the the actual stories behind them are not what you think they are Let's just say ah What some of those princes and Disney were definitely on the Epstein files John Smith She was like 14.
Myth versus Reality of Mermaids
01:39:06
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He was like Ariel was like 12 Dude was like 40
01:39:10
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dude was like forty I'm just saying. Also, mermaids don't exist, do they? They're going
01:39:25
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to have an issue when you're all gone. Mermaids aren't like all sexy up in monsters.
01:39:35
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You know what mermaids are. They're the sirens of the sea. I know what mermaids are. And not cartoons. Oh, look. You can't be mad at me for putting the truth out there.
01:39:51
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I can. this is I can't because this is my Disney. This is like my childhood. like You're trying to ruin it. I can never ruin it. still enjoy the Disney movies. Then shush.
01:40:02
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I'm just saying.
01:40:05
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Disney does a good job of ruining my life on their own. I still, at 44 years old, cannot watch a certain scene in The Lion King. I have to fast forward past it. One
01:40:22
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of my favorite movies, Aladdin. Homegirl's not having a pet tiger.
01:40:28
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Tiger will maul your face off. The princess can have whatever she wants. She can. Apparently. Yeah. apparently yeah
01:40:44
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That sounds perfect. There you go. Absolutely perfect.
01:40:54
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two against one bish. What the fuck is MoDog's fat ass hat? Hey, old man, wake up from your food coma.
Urban Legends and Personal Stories
01:41:09
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I'm old. Do I want to? No, probably not. Thank you. No, because I'm sitting here getting yelled at.
01:41:21
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He's eating cheese things. Nice. Thanks, Moe Dog. Don't worry. I got this, bro. I'll handle it. left you on your own.
01:41:35
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I know. There is an unfortunate... I mean, I'm glad that they quote-unquote churched him up and made him all shiny, sparkly fun. Yes. Because it's twisted.
01:41:46
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like Brothers Grimm is is Insanely dark and twisted um Like some of these nursery rhymes are crazy Google a brokabai baby well for a mind fuck
01:42:09
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Yeah, I won't go I won't oh i well I feel like I've already crossed that line
01:42:15
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but i know i actually had crossed that line a time or two but i won't do it tonight this isn't the the show for it but um actually i think i've done think i've i've attempted to do back back in the early stages of streaming i used to do deep dives is what i clicks deep dives and i would go into like the dark side of disney and dark side of fairy tales dark side of you know, whatever. Abandon, like, amusement parks and shit like that.
01:42:51
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All the places that you want to go and agitate. Abandon amusement parks, yes. Oh, yeah. And, like, the backstory to them that know that that they don't talk about. All the places you want to go antagonize things that are going to tear us apart. It would be so much fun.
01:43:10
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To get torn apart? I want to go and antagonize and find, like, It would be badass to give actual proof.
01:43:23
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We don't want to take the classics. No, no, we do not.
01:43:31
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he is definitely a classic. Yep. Classics are the best, though.
01:43:43
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Dungeons and Dragons is all together fucked up anyways. But, yeah, no, like to to, you know, go into the, like, again, you kind of circle back around. It's what lot of these found footage things are based off of. It's like urban legends and the actual, uh,
01:44:06
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Dark side shit. Oh, yeah, because I mean most of them they're going out and we've heard this place is haunted We've heard you know people were killed here and this and that like that's why people go out and do this thing so the whole base on most of found footage movies smurter Let's go get smurtered I but
01:44:34
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that's a she i mean That's how they should start every found footage movie. Let's go get smurdered. I mean, doesn't happen in all of them, but most of them. No, theyre yeah, they're because even like hell, she had that one survivor. Doesn't she eventually keep going back and then they get her?
01:44:58
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I don't know she was actually. No, because she wasn't actually alive. Like, ah They were interviewing. they They found the footage and it showed her being killed.
01:45:09
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Like she was dead. They were interviewing a ghost? Yeah. Oh snap. don't remember that. Huh. I don't remember that. Yeah, it shows it shows her getting killed in the tapes that were given to the news people.
01:45:35
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terms
01:45:38
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Dungeons and Dragons is kid stuff by a smurf smurter by smurfs
01:45:58
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Well, I mean you're not always gonna find stuff I mean you think about well you guys have been up to mancy and a few times or a couple times. I've been up there a million times.
01:46:10
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I've had a couple things happen at Mansfield.
01:46:14
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I used to work at the old Harding Hospital, which President Harding's brother had an asylum here in Worthington. That place is fucking haunted as shit.
01:46:26
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I've had things happen to me there. I've had contractors that refused to go into certain buildings because shit happened to them. we've had buildings that we locked off and just were like basically let the fucking buildings fall down.
01:46:39
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Because it didn't matter what time of day or night you went in there, something was going to fucking happen. And nobody wanted to go back
Historical Medical Practices
01:46:45
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in there. But back in that time, and those are you know in the, and you know, back when, you know, what we consider torture now was just normal.
01:46:55
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A lot of bad things happened. They weren't necessarily intentionally doing bad things so all the time. All the time. But a lot of bad things happened and a lot of people died. and I mean, they put those people in pain every single day of their life. But they thought they were helping.
01:47:15
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But it was very clear that they weren't. I mean, yeah you know, Civil War, you get shot that youre get shot in a hand and they take your whole arm off because they didn't know any better that, you know, they just assumed you were going to gangrene and they don't take the whole arm off, it's going to spread through the body when they can just, I don't know.
01:47:33
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not used piss water to clean it. That's one way to put it. Yeah. Yep. It's, you know, just not knowing.
01:47:47
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like Have you ever gotten an opportunity to come across or find or, I know this is like an ancient relic, but they still exist, libraries, and go look up like 1600s, or you actually could do it on Google.
01:48:02
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or say why not get just googled 1600 1500s whatever books on psychology it's it's twisted but i didn't know any better they you know this was they they they didn't know they you were just like something through your eye all fixed
01:48:37
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You know, some it's Canada.
01:48:46
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he's old ah He's old. I'm sure he has stuff to take care of the constipation.
01:48:52
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He'll be fine.
01:48:55
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It's fine. Everything's fine. i know i know a psychologist. I know. Hey, welcome back, MoDog. Thanks for all your help, buddy. feel like I could have a whole ass tangent on urban legends and haunted shit and all that stuff.
01:49:20
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What? That would be easy to do.
01:49:24
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True crimes.
01:49:27
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Well, yeah, you do. You sit here all day long and just watch true crime shows. All day. When you were watching the other day when I came home that that chick that was in prison just Smiling and all happy and I was not not given off.
01:49:41
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Yeah that That one was I am a killer. Yeah, I'm not giving a fuck and you're like and I and i came in and tail end and she's like, oh, yeah, by the way, they killed her cousin Yeah, what But they were part of the Texas the Mexican Texas mafia or cartel Mexican cartel or now like the
01:50:05
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Texas Mexican Mafia. that' oh i I think that's what they were called.
01:50:13
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Psycholonist just did another report. We did burgers and taters. I chopped up some taters and baked them.
01:50:25
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She pulls from cheese.
01:50:35
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See? This is like my soul sister here. you know about Karen Reed?
The Karen Reed Case
01:50:49
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might if I hear some of case.
01:50:55
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But she does? Thanks, Chris. That doesn't ring a bell. Yeah, I'm not sure which one that is. But it doesn't mean I haven't seen it. I just watch a lot.
01:51:07
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I watch a lot, too. the cases, per se, but, yeah, I would, I might have to hit the old Google box on that one and see how that is. Yeah.
01:51:26
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Karen O'Donnell.
01:51:36
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Yeah, we got a little off top a little off topic, a little off subject, but that's okay.
01:51:42
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It kind of all, it all kinds of plays into doesn't it? I did watch this for Karen Reed.
01:51:55
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She's the one that hit her boyfriend who was a police officer um and then left and said she didn't do it and these cops are out like... basically saying it was a hit and run because it was snowy and icy in the middle of winter.
01:52:12
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She's saying she didn't do it, they're saying she did, and they're like coming up with all of this evidence. Oh wow. That they're like planting and like pieces of headlights that they're finding like every single piece for.
01:52:23
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And yeah. She's insisting it's a massive cover-up because the police officers actually attacked him in the house. They got into fight, and then they threw him out there.
01:52:35
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Oh, yeah. I know what things you're talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they were at a they were at a party at one of the cop friends' house. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I know what you're talking about. Oh, I agree 100%. I think she's she's definitely innocent on that.
01:52:50
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yeah Yeah, I believe that.
01:52:59
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Unfortunately, they're the ones that it. have I I'm redetectant. I'm redetectant. redetectant. redetectant. redetectant. I'm a redetectant. I'm a redetectant.
01:53:09
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I'm I'm redetectant. a redetectant. redetectant. I'm redetectant. I'm a redetectant. I'm I'm redetectant. redetectant. redetectant. I'm redetectant. a redetectant. a redetectant. I'm redetectant. redetectant.
01:53:20
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redetectant. I'm a redetectant. redetectant. redetectant. I'm redetectant. I'm redetectant. a I'm redetectant. redetectant. redetectant. redetectant. redetectant. and then they found video of him going around and actually like messing with the head headlight or like the backup light and stuff like while it was in police custody like while they were processing it yeah oh wow no i remember that i i come across that on a couple different shows and it was just kind of open-ended because obviously and i was like oh yeah they definitely killed that dude he got killed by his own friend oh yeah
01:53:57
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one hundred i believe As you said last night we were watching knuckle bones with friends like that who needs enemies I Told you Knuckle bones I kind of like you I want to see there's a like that ending I didn't like that ending just the tip I promise I Kind of like knuckle bones. I wonder there's a sequel to that My partner said that the car was towed at 515 Leaving no room for anyone to break her tail light evidence saying it was towed at 415 Jersey looking shit what up now?
01:54:39
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And the doll bites yeah Yeah, no, I was it that's okay now when I was trying to remember because you were telling once once you said about the cops at the party and then I was I know yeah 100% because she actually wind leaving before and hundred person because she actually wound up leaving before him yeah she actually they said she said she just dropped him off yeah
01:55:10
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a lot of there's a lot of um what was it we launched no that that case that uh i was telling i was watching that shout out speaking of other another podcast to shout out mr ballin i was watching that case from potaskill And the only witness they had was her her toddler daughter.
01:55:31
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And she had she had said that she had seen one person in there and who she's said she said she'd seen then confessed to it.
01:55:42
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And then there was like a whole bunch of evidence that came up that was basically saying there was no way he could do it and that it was somebody else. And then he like tried to recant his, his, um,
01:55:58
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Why did I just draw a blank? Confession? Yeah, his confession. Thank you. Sorry. um But the cops were like, no, it's science. data yeah And then he his family had hired a private investigator who was like eight months later, went to the two bars that he was at.
01:56:18
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Both bars I've been to. Of course. or ah And there was like the the distance between them were like 45 minutes and there was no way that because they tried to say that in the time of him leaving one bar, he stopped, murdered her and then made it to that bar in like a half hour when the two bars were 45 minutes apart.
01:56:38
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And it was seen at both bars in between the time where she was murdered, wearing the same exact hoodie. And the the staff said that they remembered the hoodie because it was a vulgar hoodie. And like ah so this private investigator pieced everything together.
01:56:52
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And then come to find out it was actually the guy that cops investigated everything like that. And it all came down to the fact that he had a car that after he murdered her, he sold
True Crime and Paranormal Show Ideas
01:57:07
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it. It was for like $300, some chick in Columbus. He just randomly pulled up to and said, hey you want to buy this car? $300. And she did.
01:57:14
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And when the private investigator showed up, and i don't know why she didn't like go to the cops because this case was huge in the area at the time. But when she got it home and was going through it and went to clean it out and whatnot, all this chick's belongings, her purse with her ID and everything were in the trunk.
01:57:33
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So when this private investigator showed up, she was like, yeah. So I've been waiting on you to show up. Boom. And everything was in there, including his bloody clothes, the items he stole from the house, her purse with her ID and everything in it. wouldn't have touched of it.
01:57:48
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Homeboy. as saw it, I would be like, nope. No, I would have at least called the cops or something. um Yeah. Okay, yes she never went. um ah So, like, this PI presents all this evidence, and then Homeboy gets it's set free, and then turns around and sued the city of Patasco for $3 million, dollars and he won.
01:58:15
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But at the same time, like, dude, You confessed to it. Yeah, like, i don't understand these people that go in and confess to these major crimes. Well, he said that he got pretty drunk that night.
01:58:26
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And that he was like, maybe I probably could have in a drunken state that I don't recall. if I don't remember it, you're going to have to prove it. Yeah. And then he was like, yeah, did it. Don't ask. Are you moron? And this was back in 2002 when that happened.
01:58:42
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for that will that happen So, yeah, I wasn't even up in this direction in 2002. I was still back home. i I'm trying to remember if I recalled it.
01:58:56
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And I don't because in 2002, I was living here in town. I would have heard all about that. I just i was just graduating high school. So. Yeah, I was living here.
01:59:08
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said that because how old I am. So old.
01:59:16
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You have to remember, MoDog will always be like 30 years older than all of us. That makes me feel so much better.
01:59:32
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Yeah, that was pretty wild. I've been listening Mr. Ballin for years. Not only he's ever got covered anything that's happened in ohha and Ohio. And I was kind of i Always put him on in the car on the way home when and he said you know, that's go, ohio Yeah, yeah at the time I was i was here in town when all that happened, but I don't remember that case and it was huge you know so Yeah, I literally just watched the ten I can't remember her name But gosh she was like stabbed in the face and neck and
02:00:13
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several times. It's wild. So,
02:00:21
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we're kind of all over the place. Welcome to my world. I live in it every day, man. I know. um Well, I mean, it's it's kind of, it it all goes because it all pertains to these fan footage.
02:00:37
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Still kind of staying on topic, but got off topic. But
02:00:46
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makes me Makes me even want to do, makes me more want to do the collective show of my true crime paranormal, cryptids, unsolved mystery style shows every, you know, give me time to do research and pick the one or two particular topics to talk about. Just saying. I might make you my clothes. We have to get a debt we definitely,
02:01:15
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if You're gonna co-host if you're gonna if you're gonna do you want on the baby dont know I'm so afraid that I'm gonna break it look I literally gave her my nice company chair and I've been sitting this I didn't ask for it. He just did it cuz I'm a gentleman I'm a gentle whoop said i fellow I'm a gentleman
02:01:41
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No, that's what I do I make sacrifices kind of like You're gonna sacrifice me when you go agitating poke the demon ghost creature is you
02:01:56
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We can you know what she might not like it Look I'm gonna. This is like this is like the draft you're drafted as my co-host when we do this It's Yeah it's a a ball told fallen told yeah that's a new one okay You've never heard that? No. A lot of businesses. Well, maybe it's just a lot of businesses use that.
02:02:20
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You're voluntold that you're going to work on. Well, I was voluntold to work on weekends. Which is some bullshit. Yeah, well. If anybody's out there watching. I doubt it. It's total bullshit.
02:02:33
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Hopefully hope we don't have to worry about that. But nonetheless. Because you like that kind of stuff. I love it. Yeah.
02:02:44
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I've got all kinds of knowledge from the cream dummy. in Just, you know, more than like a couple hours worth of notice. Well, yeah, we want to do well and that's that's the kind of thing where we would have to do like, you know, get our get our shit together.
02:03:04
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Well, yeah, yeah, have the research of the people we have to get it together. It's not even possible. I mean, you might be able to, but I'm not so sure I can. I've been trying for a long time. I was going to say, I've been trying for almost 45 years, and I still don't when my shit's together.
Streaming Setup and Experience
02:03:27
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Oh, yeah i'm I'm so sorry that it was such a terrible stream, and you had to come in here and and and and watch it, no dog. you don't You don't have to be here anymore if you don't want to be, buddy.
02:03:39
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You know, it's a good thing I'm here, though, so it wasn't a total loss for you. Like... You know what i need back here? A mini fridge.
02:03:52
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Oh, well, you should I look right now. You're stuck back in that corner. But you're not. My leg's stuck behind this. I can't get out. She doesn't love me, is what I heard.
02:04:03
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ah She's going to have me smurdered by demon ghost creatures
02:04:13
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You told me I'm shit out luck when we you go and antagonize all the monsters? Yeah, cuz I'm going to do it whether you like it or not. I know you are That's the bad thing
02:04:38
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And I'll be talking bad about her because she left. fifty fifty
02:04:45
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Jersey always has your back, no matter what.
02:04:53
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No questions asked, nothing. She is just down for it.
02:05:00
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So I know this is not your typical thing. You're not a big fan we'll get ready and start to wrap this up.
02:05:12
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Yeah. I know this is not your normal thing. You're not typically a fan of being in front of the camera, putting yourself yeah out there in any way, shape, or form. As we've talked about, like with TikTok and stuff like that.
02:05:25
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But was it as bad as you thought it was going to be? It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. Did you have fun? Yes. Would you do it again? Maybe. With me?
02:05:36
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Maybe. Probably. Potentially. If I've all told you. If we did something that was more structured, you know, like the different things that we that we enjoy with the paranormal and encrypteds and true crime and stuff like that, obviously that would we would get together and research and, you know, have we we can we could scribble. and i have no scribblings in this notebook yet, so we've got to have the scribblings of a madman and his insane girlfriend that'd be the new notebook I'm sorry but if you don't actually don't ever look at the other notebook it's yeah no it's not bad and this is not a bad notebook you're just just gonna go ah he's retarded
02:06:26
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shorthand or free hand or just I make stuff that makes sense to me right to you yeah Yeah, so it just looks like the ramblings are limited.
02:06:39
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Well, I mean, it's not too far off. If this was like in 1934, back when M-Dawg was like 40, I would be in an asylum if they read my notebook.
02:06:59
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Definitely do some paranormal streams. I got stories real ones for days. Here we go. We can bring him up. I just said we could. i was just going to say we could. That was my idea. Don't even try to take it. I was going to sit while you said bring him up because you're trying to get out of it.
02:07:15
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No, I'm saying like you can bring him up onto the panel too. Like if we were talking about something. Yes. Okay. That's where I was going. How you know? I thought you were trying to get out of it.
02:07:26
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No, I wasn't. My bad.
02:07:29
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Not bad.
02:07:32
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Just saying it was my idea, so don't try to steal it. Any demon ghost creatures that may be listening, it's her idea. They're going to kill me anyways. kill her right Kill her. But, no, seriously.
02:07:47
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Not that bad. You did a good job tonight. Thanks. Kind of threw you in the mix. You did not have much notice. I did not have any notice. I just...
02:07:59
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i was I was already working on thumbnails and I was like, so... Remember when we talked about doing the found footage in the horror movie conversation? How about we do that tonight? She's like, oh my God.
02:08:11
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I don't have it. I should just follow my lead. I got this. I talk a lot. Oh.
02:08:21
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but
02:08:29
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Moe Dogg, I know you're just a Marine, but the 30s were a little bit more than 40 years ago. Well, after February 16th, I won't be getting off work until... Oh, nice. You got a job.
02:08:45
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Hell yeah. That's awesome. Congratulations. Monday through Friday, that's all right. We can do something on a Sunday. It's my network. i can do that We can do that show whenever we want.
02:08:59
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It's my network. I'm getting ready to start two whole ass
Upcoming Shows and Announcements
02:09:02
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new shows. Oh, I'll tell you guys about that tomorrow. i got and I got announcements to make tomorrow. Two new shows, The Roast.
02:09:10
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Some people know about the shows. Obviously. The important people. Yeah, I know. You, Jersey, Moe Dog. I know. Nobody else knows. Well, Kevin knows.
02:09:23
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But yeah yeah, lots of announcements to make tomorrow night. Sweet. Sweet. Something else sorry I got to talk about tomorrow, too.
02:09:35
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I can't remember what it is. I'll figure it out tomorrow. but Are you sure? I thought it was Washington. I didn't know it was Lincoln.
02:09:50
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Oh, snap. Two new shows. What's going on, Hans? Yeah, man.
02:09:58
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Not to turn in tomorrow or tune in tomorrow night or watch the replay either way. Yeah, I'll show you in. Wrap it up. Your makeup and her hair tonight.
02:10:11
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I even gave you an L. I said you didn't have to be on camera.
02:10:17
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I brush my beard every before every show, so I'm not judging. I know. You're in front of that mirror. Every show you do. You've got to. You're shaving. You're straightening your beard. You've got to.
02:10:32
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Brushing your hair. I say i say it to i say it to everybody. why would you Why would you come up on a live stream looking like a bum? You know there's a camera. I ain't mad at you. I'm not judging you. I know how your feelings are about this. so that's why i was like You don't have to be on camera if you go Yeah, but I mean, like, I feel like that would be stupid if you were just talking to me over here.
02:10:55
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And, like, I don't like. They might have called me Mormon Bates. Does Taylor even really exist? Or is he doing both kinds of things? There you go.
02:11:07
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See? Bring it back around. That's what I do. It's how I get stabbed. Glick, you'll get a kick out of this. When the chick at Chili's gave me my order, she said, I put a lot foot wipes in there for you. i have a feeling you're really messy eater.
02:11:21
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Bitch, what?
02:11:24
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Wow. She called you geriatric.
02:11:29
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Well, I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a messenger.
02:11:33
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But, no.
02:11:36
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going to you on the spot. I was going to ask if you wanted to say anything to who we got on it. I already answered you. i'll help yeah one closing line now down i'm not gonna put you on the spot i was just i'm not i'm just asking junior are you
02:11:55
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keep you cannot commit acts of domestic violence listen to the last person that put their finger in my face like that got his finger broke so stop hu you loose um My fingers and my face.
02:12:12
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That pisses me off. How do you like it? I don't do that. I'll look at your nose. I'll remember that next time you want me to. Oh, no. My hair, that's all good. That's perfect.
02:12:33
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Kind of trisky. Ha, ha, ha, ha. if
02:12:42
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Lord that Sarge is gonna get paid that's that's code for Sarge likes pegging Well Appreciate you guys hanging out Listening Give Kayla some love it was her first time.
02:13:02
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Thank you. Did pretty good. I like that. I have one I'm fun hanging out with you just kind of shooting the shit talking I'm glad that you're ADHD, I bring, or ADHD, shiny, ADD, ADHD, is that how it is?
02:13:20
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ADHD. ADHD. Doctor said I got ADD, them sons of bitches.
02:13:32
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Yeah, I'm glad your brain works like my brain and you can roll with me. Because we were all over the place tonight. I've been around enough that I've kind of learned to just kind of go with it.
Engaging with Viewers and Support
02:13:45
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What's going on, Wandering? and i and you Yeah, you did. Just kind of, oh, here he goes again. Off on this tangent. Okay. we're going we're Train track split. and Nobody knew it except him.
02:13:57
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I think you did a good job for being so... Thanks, Sarge.
02:14:06
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Shut up, Sarge. I've got 8.5. I went up. Glick, hoot. Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:14:18
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She's been the boss. You guys just don't know it. Trust me. Yep. I think you did it awesome. Thank you. It was fun. I was nervous. I was nervous for you because I know this is not your thing, but you did it good. You're natural.
02:14:36
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Well, thank you. I did have fun. I was nervous, but I did have fun. She's going to be like, babe, we have to do a show together, and this is what I want to do. It's all about Julia Roberts and Pretty Woman. Yep. And all the pretty, shiny, sparkly, glittery Disney princesses the way that they should be. You know what?
02:14:59
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i do I do have to talk to you about that. Not right now. Your goth witchiness. Little goth dark side, but then you also like all the shiny pretty ah Sparkly thing Yeah It's not weird. It's not a bad thing.
02:15:19
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I'm well-rounded
02:15:24
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That's me you are very well-rounded See you got a lot more you got a lot of the same that I have up here. You just didn't know it don't know that's a good thing or a bad thing It's a great thing. Other than the fact that my brain never shuts off and I'm constantly like, oh, I got an idea. Oh, I got an idea. Oh, I got an idea. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do that.
02:15:48
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Yep. I have experienced that a few times with you. it' that What is that? Hyperactive AD? Last night, I got laser focused on my new idea.
02:15:59
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And I wasn't trying to. I was actually trying really hard. excuse me to get away from it yeah you are not but I couldn't you're full force into it I know but I was really trying i was like um'm I gotta to order food and I'm start to order food and it was like oh this oh that oh this and I put my phone down and then I couldn't get away from it sucks it sucks I can't help it don't judge me but i keep
02:16:31
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she's definitely a natural at this see Make sure to hit that like button. Just like Kayla. You don't even have to like me. Like her. She's awesome.
02:16:46
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Shut up, my dog.
02:16:50
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I told you that in confidence. And you said you wanted some. Because you said I looked pretty full.
02:17:01
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Anyhooies. Anyhooies. Like, share, and subscribe. Give us a follow. find it outlin slash nonsensical network If you want to see of me and Kayla, let us know.
02:17:14
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I like it. I think it's cool. It's fun. And you actually carried your own. I didn't have to force conversation or nothing. I have a shopping one. Yeah, I know, right?
02:17:26
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And that's not a bad thing. Now, see, now I just can't get you to live on your TikTok, and then you can blow it up and make the millions of dollars and be an influencer.
02:17:38
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Yeah. And then leave me my sugar mama. That is not how that works. I'll go to the gym. I'll be a great trophy man.
02:17:50
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you Why don't you blow it up and make millions so I don't have to do shit except for I would like to lay on the beach and I would love to do everything. I would love to make millions and do it doing this and do this from a beach. I'll let you buy all the pretty things you wanted. Yeah, I would too. We can make that happen.
02:18:11
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Unfortunately, I have this face.
02:18:18
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ah Anyways, it's going to have plenty of it. Good night, guys. Now, make sure you guys like, share, subscribe.
02:18:29
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good eye guys no make sure you guys like share subscribe If you do, I feel so dirty saying this. If you guys want to help support the the network, feel free to. The Cash app is scrolling down there at the bottom. It is on our bio link. We have also got the Venmo and the PayPal.
02:18:45
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All donations are greatly appreciated. Never asked for, never expected, but I do greatly appreciate everybody who does help support this network and help what we're doing here. And hopefully you guys enjoy the content. and And I've got lots of more ideas, lots of more ideas.
02:19:04
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I caught that as I was saying it. They understand you. I know. They get Lots of other ideas for new shows. I will be doing a couple new shows.
02:19:16
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um So, yeah. Like, share, and subscribe. Tell a friend. And, again, if you guys want to see more Kayla, let us know. She killed it tonight. Good job, baby. I'm surprised in a good way, not in a bad way.
02:19:31
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I figured you would do it. So, that being said, she has nothing more to say. I have a lot more to say, but I'll save it for tomorrow. specific There's the cash app.
02:19:44
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Thank you, Jersey. Jersey remembers it. I have no idea what my cash app is. Jersey always kills it with that stuff. Same time next week. okay yeah There might be some changes around here.
02:19:58
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But you see a lot more of me. i don know that's a good thing or a bad thing. Turn your notifications on. Yeah. Wasn't that Jim Morrison? No, that was Light My Fire. donators Don't light me on fire.
02:20:14
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No, that was not Jim Morrison. I was just saying that Ring My Bell song. bringing and on and bringing Ring my bell. That's when you turn notifications on.
02:20:25
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Get back on track. Anyways. Well, it was on track because you got to turn your notifications on. That way you know what we do when we do how we do. But that being said, as i don't say it as much as I used to, but I'm only to get back to saying it. Be good or be good at it.
02:20:38
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And this last song, anybody out there who's Kissing Willis fans, stick around and hang out and listen to it.
02:20:46
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I can feel it crashing. Maybe you're the problem. I don't know what to do. I can feel it crashing. Maybe you're the problem. I don't know what to do.
02:21:24
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I feel the love, I hesitate Hold breath through the mental earthquake I'm waiting for my world to fall Is it too good if it's just great?
02:21:34
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We'll step until the ground breaks Maybe life's safer in the dark
02:21:51
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I can say sit, can't always sit Please don't wake me I'm dreaming Self destruction
02:22:37
Speaker
That crave this, don't deserve this Success and happiness If you ask me, will promise Everything's fine trying, more than trying Trying's more than just surviving I'm defining, that I'm trying to Cross that line can it, can feel Everything's slipping out of my head Crucify me, please deny me I feel alive can taste