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Nonsensical Nonsense: Things just got weird
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Another wild ride on the completely unpredictable and unhinged Nonsensical train but its always a good time so buckle up and enjoy the ride
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Transcript
Introduction and Banter
00:00:01
Speaker
Welcome to the Nonsensical Nonsense Podcast.
00:03:05
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Thank you.
Weather Woes and Moving Plans
00:03:28
Speaker
For my vengeance, I got lost in depression. Lashing out now, focus on the message. Got too hot cause I've put out the best shit. Where's the lover?
00:04:01
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Well, what's great? like it, motherfuckers. Happy Saturday. I'm just over here, finger-fucking-away, not paying attention to the time.
00:04:15
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As per normal, I'm doing 900 things at once, and my apologies. But anywho, when the intro was done, I wasn't done doing what I was doing. So I hadn't just needed a few more seconds to so finish up.
00:04:28
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ah What the fuck is going on, everybody? Happened to nonsensical nonsense right here on the Nonsensical Network. I know it's kind of a show about nonsense, and it's a little nonsensical, but I figure, what's content? Tonight we're going to talk all about politics and ice and how we feel and all that other stuff. Because...
00:04:50
Speaker
You know, that's what we do. I'm just kidding. We're not talking about that bullshit. Well, I'm going to talk about is the fucking ice. It's outside because it's been negative degrees for the last week and a half and I'm fucking tired of it.
00:05:05
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I Want to move to a different location. I would like to say I'd like to move south can't do that because they're getting fucking pummeled by the same shit we got pummeled by last weekend. Anywho, sorry, Ransom Ravens. Where's my ticker?
Social Media and Schedule Announcements
00:05:20
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Where's my ticker? There it is. Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a out link slash nonsensical network Got all them social medias there. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok.
00:05:33
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Shows are live all the time on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch if you're on Twitch. Shout out to whoever's on Twitch. I don't know. We just put it there just because. Why not?
00:05:44
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And you can listen wherever you listen to all of your podcasts. We're on all those platforms. Apple Podcasts, Spotify, TuneIn Radio. Like a whole bunch of places. We're we're everywhere. and and And, you know, it's all free.
00:05:59
Speaker
We're free right now. Enjoy us now while we're free. We'll always be free. But, like, share, subscribe. None out of 10 grannies approve. All that other bullshit.
00:06:12
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If you're liking what we do around here, we do have a whole lot of shows, a whole lot of different shows. um Listen up. I know you're backstage. I want you to listen to this in particular.
00:06:23
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Schedule goes really easy. Monday, Speedway Stories. Tuesdays, Glick's House of Music, where I interview local and independent artists Wally and Johnny on Mondays are interviewing people in the motorsports world. And then Wednesdays, i don't know what, some weird show. and I don't know, Brittany. don't know. I don't know.
00:06:43
Speaker
Humday ha-has, as it's called. Yeah, you're still muted and you're not allowed up here yet, so go back down go back down to your hole. Thursdays are, I don't know if they're going to do a name change or not, um but I think they're keeping it cold-blooded conversations, even though they're kind of branching into the entire animal kingdom, Wally and Johnny. Cold-blooded conversations.
00:07:06
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Fridays is movie nights with Michael and friends. I think that's the title still. Saturdays, every other Saturday is Cash's Corner with myself and Cash talking all things wrestling.
00:07:19
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So we're back next Saturday when he's back home. And then Saturday nights is this show right here, Nonsensical Nonsense, where, you know, we just open the door and let all you lunatics come in and hang out with us.
00:07:32
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And then Sunday's is Unnecessary Roughness, hosted by myself and Rick. And sometimes when he's available, our unofficial official, not really a lawyer, but he is our lawyer, the one and only Derek.
00:07:48
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but yeah Check out all the shows. Check out everything we're doing. Special shout out to my guest last our Tuesday, Austin Lindstrom. Had a great time hanging out
Upcoming Guests and Personal Plans
00:07:58
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with him. Coming up this Tuesday is Southern Outlaws Band. They're going to be fun. They're always fun when we have them on.
00:08:06
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um yeah and I'm basically booked up okay halfway into March right now and still booking as we speak. so yeah It's crazy. Anyways.
00:08:18
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What's going on in the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chatters box?
00:08:23
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Jersey, what's going on with you, girl? First, new phone, who dis? New phone, who podcast? What's going on, Daniel? Appreciate you.
00:08:35
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I love that you guys hang out before we start. And then I lollyfuck around with my dick in my hand. you guys still hang out. Britt was in the chatters. Bye. He's got Daniel.
00:08:48
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Daniel Burris. Happy Saturday, sir. Zampios. Yee, Wale. Look, got to shout y'all out.
00:09:00
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Goat nuts. Shaman, a.k.a. the Krakoon in the building. Oh, shit. I got to get those uploaded. That's what I forgot to do. Oh, thank you. I am gorgeous, Zampios. I appreciate you for next dollar acknowledging that.
00:09:17
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A lot of, ah no, not a lot new. we We had to go over to our sister's house today and hang out. We have a Florida vacation in like 54 days. So all y'all down in Florida, get that fucking cold weather out of there. You got 54 days. Get it out. Get it gone. Get it out of your systems.
00:09:36
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And be nice in Florida when we come down there. Because,
00:09:43
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what the fuck is person named that blue? I don't know.
00:09:47
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I don't have control over what people's name colors are Wally has guests the next human days
00:09:59
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ah Anyways,
Playful Banter and Self-Esteem
00:10:01
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what was I saying? Yes, so Sheldon's chatterbox appreciate you guys. Let me double check and see if I did shoot those over Per last week's conversation.
00:10:10
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I told you guys I was gonna I was gonna do some work And I did. And I'm pretty proud'm pretty proud of myself, if I must say so myself. I mean, not that I have any shortage of self-esteem.
00:10:24
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Some people call it an ego. I call them haters.
00:10:30
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But um I probably didn't. Anywho, Brittany, if you'd like to, you can now come out of timeout and you can partake in the and the shenanigans and the fuckery.
00:10:47
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Your mic's still muted. You still can't. nobody can I said now I don't even want to.
00:10:54
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know Go back to your hole then. Put me back in the corner. Yeah. Go back to your phone, you little booger. Nobody puts in the corner, but everybody puts Brittany in the corner here.
00:11:11
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Okay, yeah. Whatever. and How are you, though? For real, though? I'm good. Yeah? because i mean we haven't talked too much in the past few days but here and there but i'm good i'm just busy i'm just busy she's been busy and the cold sucks and slow and everything it's been it's been freaking nuts in it's uh yeah i've been busy with work and the cold sucks and i'm old and i'm cranky and my body hurts and yeah and and i've been and
00:11:46
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um Fortunately, this is this is the blessing. This is amazing. I've been busy talking to a lot of potential guests. Yeah, I am.
00:11:58
Speaker
That's what you're talking about. See, okay, you were giving me shit, but literally I was out at a restaurant and bar area today, and this kid, there was a band, and I got their card today, and I brought up Glick's House of Music for Tuesdays.
00:12:16
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So I'm out there fucking putting it out there, even in public. i don't I don't know what they sound like, so I'm not going to.
00:12:27
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but I showed up right after they like ended and they were like like closing up or whatever, but they gave me their card. They're just like young kids too. So I feel like I love helping artists, you know what I mean?
00:12:44
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I love that shit. And like I was trying to help you out too, man. ah Well, now you have their card. Now I need their card. Yeah, they looked us up, Nonsensical Network. Who was it?
00:12:59
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I forget their name. I don't have the card on me right now. Oh, Lord have mercy. Get your shit together. Come on The one that started the show like 40 minutes late.
00:13:11
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It was, again, don't know how you don't understand and comprehend. Seven-ish. That's why I said seven-ish or eight-ish. It was closer to eight
Toilet Paper and Cereal Preferences
00:13:23
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than it was seven. Seven-ish gives me a window anytime from 7 to 7.59 to start the show. Also, it's my show. When I started is when I started. And when it starts, it starts on time. made the rules. I made the rules. I'm sitting here with a dildo up my ass. Unfortunately not. Waiting. I'm just like, when's Glick going to get here? When's Glick going to get I was here. I was just... No, it's no problem. I'm just giving you shit. You know that. I have a few bands, but I know you said you're booked up for Tuesdays for Glick's House of Music, correct? I can still line them up.
00:14:01
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I'm trying to see who just followed us recently. um Modo, is he? Who the fuck is our newest followers at? don't know.
00:14:12
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Brit at a bar? No. Why? Why do you say that, Zampios? I don't want to go to a bar.
00:14:25
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Anyways, the sky above, is that them? No, they're out of Columbus, Ohio. They wouldn't have been up in that shithole. Why don't go fucking grab it really quick?
00:14:37
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e Shut up, Wally. Fell and slipped it in. Yeah. What's up, Reb
00:14:55
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What's going on, you damn degenerates? Happy Saturday, you slewers. What's going on, moodag? What's up with you, buddy? Yeah, there is no late. If I start at 8 or after 8, then I'm late.
00:15:06
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Well, anywhere between that 7 and 7.59, I'm on time. The show starts when I get here. Or it starts when you guys are in the chatterbox. Because you guys just do your own thing until I get here. You don't need me.
00:15:20
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that stuff looking for again It's tough being God-like on this podcasting platform. Yeah.
00:15:35
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Basically a god. I have a black eye. I put makeup on to try to cover it up. Yep, that means he had to tell you once and two one too many times. You just learned your lesson or you're going to have to tell you again. And dot the other one.
00:15:48
Speaker
Because a three-year-old, okay? Sure it was. We were playing around and I had to take a break and I like i was laying on the floor and like I had pulled my my phone out to check, whatever, and he came over and he took a pillow and he just fucking went la and slammed my phone and it fell in my face and there is a cut there my friend lyric and her neighbor were like oh my gosh britney are bleeding and i looked down at my hand it's just blood everywhere it's terrible i didn't know a three-year-old on a phone could do so much freaking damage you don't you don't have to uh
00:16:33
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it's shadow Get on my knees and worship. okay Yes, my child. Worship all you like. oh Worship away. Worship away, my child. What was I looking for?
00:16:51
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Gosh darn it. you doing, Scotto? Happy Saturday. um yeah man no uh uh just because at one point in time i was uh i had glicks house of music booked out for four months and i loved it and you know shout out to all the artists that have come on and and and shout out to the artists that talk talk to their friends and and give me good reviews and like this guy's serious he's not a jerk off and you know check him out so i appreciate it yeah i'm a jerk off on saturdays
00:17:25
Speaker
But I can hold my own the rest of the week on other stuff.
00:17:31
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No, I have enjoyed every artist that you've had on Clicks Office of Music. And you know that I love music. That's why. ah Not that you need the help. I just know a lot of bands. and It's not helping. It's sliding guests my way.
00:17:47
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you know It's the same thing if you guys on on Wednesdays, if you guys wanted to not spend three hours talking about food and talk about comedy and you wanted to have comedians on and i knew a couple i would slide them your way we'll see like well had snotty tyler stonegrass uh um another comedian on wednesday i think it went well i don't know if you watched it but it also went a lot longer than i expected it to go i it's just like like him him and michael both of
00:18:20
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them like we bounce off of each other it's very easy to just like do that comedy show so like with you and like the music stuff when you're doing that you bounce off of those musicians you know gotcha
00:18:40
Speaker
what is your face doing i'm listening i'm listening okay i want to show you what's up dude
00:18:49
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Yes, Scott, thank you. Austin was austin was austin was great, man. he I'm sure he'll be back again. He said he had a lot of fun. He had he he enjoyed hanging out.
00:19:00
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I'm sure we'll hang out again. What up, Chris Technicholm? I'm going to go to the 3-0-BecomeCode random thug hanging out. as a bus stop Hopefully here in a few weeks, and I may have to pop up on a random day and a random night for it to happen.
00:19:17
Speaker
going to have a big, big surprise for you guys as far as how some music goes. Freak surprise.
00:19:26
Speaker
Oh. ah I can't open this eye fully. look You should keep messing with it. You should like keep touching it and rubbing it and stretching it. I mean, it'll make it better.
00:19:39
Speaker
Ow, it fucking hurts so bad. Keep doing it. As we discussed a couple weeks ago, I'm a doctor. Yeah. Personal doctor. I'm a professional.
00:19:50
Speaker
Dr. Glick. Ew, I don't even like the sound of that. You're about to get Glicked. I'm to write you a prescription for Glick three times a day. and so Sometimes four. No. Caleb, get your boy.
00:20:07
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put it that Shut your whore mouth. You're not allowed to quit, Wally. Didn't you read the five? You signed your soul to the devil when you agreed to be on here. I own it now, bitch boy.
00:20:20
Speaker
Wally, you're just making it big now. Can't quit now. What up, Nils? Yeah, ice it. I have been. Well, I'm not going to do it on here. Click, click, boom.
00:20:36
Speaker
Pew, pew to the face hole. that I put eyeshadow over it. No! cut right there. Keep touching. It's bruised all the way around, but just clicking it just you know can you not put a stake on him his ego bigger than it you know it's it's okay we're all friends here you don't have to lie and say that three-year-old did that i'm with mo dog a little thug at the bus stole your phone i've given myself a black eye with my tourettes before but like no this was a three-year-old this time
00:21:19
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Well, it was my phone because I got a new phone. i don't have ah a new like a case on it yet. So it's real sharp on the edges. and i'm just like You think if you would have had a case on it, you wouldn't have gotten a black eye when it hit you in the eye? It probably wouldn't have made me bleed.
00:21:35
Speaker
You know what I mean? Because the edges are sharper than like the cases are. I probably still would have gotten a black eye with where it landed. Shut your whole face, Chris Technician.
00:21:48
Speaker
Click it or tick it Click it or click it Wally It was a doorknob She walked into a cabinet Don't entice him with this shit Wally Get your ass up here and talk shit You're gonna talk shit She fell down the stairs again I've been pushed Hey but I forgot I told you about that.
00:22:19
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It was a doorknob. Did the three-year-old after I whooped your ass promise that he's going to change and it'll never happen again?
00:22:30
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He gave me a hug and said, sorry, but I feel like it's going happen in the future again. Yeah, for sure. There's shelter. He has a little like curly little mullet too. It's super cute. So cute.
00:22:45
Speaker
But he's a wild one, bro. He's so wild. I'm no psychic. I'm no fortune teller, but it sounds like he's got a long history of arrests and domestic abuse charges coming his way.
00:23:00
Speaker
Nah, he's... Well, maybe. Sorry, Lyric, if you're watching this.
00:23:09
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Shut your hole, Brittany. You're not my dad. You don't know how much milk I like. Okay. Okay. That is a ah comment.
00:23:20
Speaker
The milk and cereal thing. Do you put your cereal before your milk or do you put your milk and then put a little bit of cereal in on a tap? I'm going to tell you, I have no idea. I don't pay that much attention to it. I didn't know that was a thing.
00:23:35
Speaker
Okay. Another thing. Do you put your toilet paper over or under? I don't think it matters. do You are the biggest. Kayla said over. I don't know. time they jump the oh my gosh. I knew I loved her forever. I don't know. I don't worry about that kind of thing. I guess I put my cereal in first and then my milk. because That's usually what people do, but like I don't like my cereal to get like too soggy too fast.
00:24:02
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Eat it. Eat it. i like Well, I also have a small mouth, man. Don't get such a big bowl cereal. I don't know. there's i got answers. You you got questions? I like pouring my milk in, and then I'll like do little like handfuls of cereal, and then I'll eat them as I can. Yeah, no, because then you're gonna get you wind up with too much milk. Okay, I'm on team...
00:24:28
Speaker
cereal before milk because you got to get you got to have the the right milk cereal balance and you can't get the right balance if you put your milk in all willy-nilly that's just why you keep adding cereal no yes no because so get to the point where do you drink the rest of the milk after you have to if you don't then you're you're damn yeah some people they'll just like dumping down the drain i'm like what they'll just like dumping down the drain i'm like the Why do you think I'm 44 years old and I still eat children's cereal? Because you get the best milk. Yeah, the best milk. You you got Fruit Loops, man. You get that. Or you get the Captain Crunch Berries. Because if you're eating Captain Crunch and it's not Captain Crunch Berries, there's a special place in hell for you.
00:25:11
Speaker
You can't eat regular Captain Crunch. Is it delicious? Yes. But the berries make it even more delicious. Delicious. how Did you eat the like only berries? And now the fattest podcast on the entire interwebs is talking about fruit again. Yeah, fattest right here.
00:25:27
Speaker
No, did you eat the only berries one? I have not because I'm afraid it's just the berries without the Captain Crunch? Yeah, I haven't because I'm afraid It's just little sweet. I feel like it's going be like doing heroin for the first time. I'm going to like it and then I'm going to be addicted to it then I'm going to crave it all the time. And then I'm going to waste 100 pounds. It's too sweet, I will say.
00:25:47
Speaker
i don't care about sweetness. I love the Crunch Berries. Yeah, they're good. Cereal before milk. Sit over the bowl, milk poured over top, toilet paper roll over, not under. Anybody that says different is a psychopath. I don't think I care as far as as far as toilet paper goes. Over, not under. That makes sense because like you're searching for the toilet paper after you take a shit.
00:26:12
Speaker
okay i have no dog in this fight as far as toilet paper goes i didn't know that was a thing i just put it on the fucking roll i'm not paying i'm wiping my ass with it i don't care what so what what's up dude <unk> and you don't milk and cereal then what if there's a spider on the underside and you don't know because you can't see it and then you reach up there to grab it you get little lifts or on your fingertips you don't because you're rolling it out one no it's gonna po onto your leg and and It might crawl into your private
Bathroom Habits and Privacy
00:26:43
Speaker
regions. and don
00:26:44
Speaker
oh Jersey, don't you fight me. You know people have legitimate fears about snakes coming out of the sink and crawling in their butthole? Mike Calto, the Mike Calto Show, I'm talking to you. Why is there a butthole in the sink in the first place? Not the sink, your toilet.
00:26:59
Speaker
That's... When you sit down... It hasn't. They didn't crawl in his butthole, they bit his junk. I did the story on a show. and Bit as junk.
00:27:12
Speaker
There was an OnlyFans chick that invited a guy over her and after they got done banging she had a giant python and the guy was laying in bed naked and the python came in and said while she was taking a shower.
00:27:24
Speaker
Dude, Metadog, if you can't... Facts be facking. What's going on, but he failed.
00:27:37
Speaker
who
00:27:43
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It goes under. i don't I'm not getting into this great toilet paper debate because I got no dog in this fight. Eh, whatever. Mo Dog said, hey, Haley.
00:27:57
Speaker
Haley, damn it. He got auto-corrected. Yeah, auto-corrected. What the fuck is wrong with him, man? And now Mo Dog and Jersey are going to fight in the comments. That's makeup sex right there.
00:28:14
Speaker
yeah i don't know i i didn't know that was the thing even the emoji shows yeah what's going on what's going on yeah even the emoji shows over fun yeah the emoji shows the toilet paper over so apparently that's the way it's i i don't know i didn't know that was the thing yeah it's easier to grab when it's like a waterfall on the front instead of waterfall on the back because like You know what? I've never put that much thought into it.
00:28:45
Speaker
maybe yeah Maybe I'm the ah maybe i'm the ah the oddball here. I don't care. Kayla, what's I'm about to put her name, babe.
00:28:57
Speaker
ah Haley, how you doing? Interesting. just to go What more dogs? That's like, click. We settled the TP a few years ago. I took the TP off the holder. through it on Please. on account of There you go. Yeah, I mean, yeah, man, I don't know.
00:29:13
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I have no debate. i that There's no debate in this house. whatever However you want to put this hall of paper, I don't care. i don't care I just switch it. Anybody's house that I go into, if I see it going backwards, I'll switch it. Kayla does too, apparently. she says yes go is it gonna wipe my like this is my This is my only question. Is it wipe my ass better one way or and it or the other yeah it makes it faster to you the to get the toilet paper you don't have to be like me me me trying to like keep it going i don't ever grab it i just spin the the roll so it's easier when it's over tap that's all no you guys probably do you do girls in this house it's over okay i don't care i don't care you like put it in your hand and then like wrap it around your hand and do that thing uh
00:30:09
Speaker
I guess that would make sense. i know i think under would be i i don't know. I'm not getting i'm not even going to overthink it too much. because I just grab it off the roll and then I fold it. and then i You have to be good at the reach around. i mean, when it comes to toilet paper and I'm in there doing my business, I want to be in there and out there real quick.
00:30:30
Speaker
I go in there and hang out. Yeah, people like to use their phones. I try to do that, like sit on the toilet with your phone. I'm not in there for an hour. i am in there for a little bit, but it's also like... You seem like the dude that will be in there for an hour.
00:30:46
Speaker
Pretty close. i do i take my after work I take my after work shit, but that's kind of my... Relaxation time, like you're alone time.
00:30:57
Speaker
blog and Quarter to 11, he's walking out of the bathroom so he can actually go to bed. She's calling you out on your bullshit, bro. Look, I like to, look, it's, okay it's, it it has always been the one time in my life where nobody me. Nobody bothers The other day I was trying to take a shit and somebody called me and I was talking to you while i was taking a shit.
00:31:22
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yeah I was in there taking a shit. I was in there one time taking a shit. Michael called me. And I came out Kayla was like, who are you talking to? And I was like, Michael. I'm pretty sure i we both were on the toilet at the same time. I don't care if I'm on the shit. But i it's always been the one place that I could just go and nobody bothers me. And I can just relax and not think about anything and watch my YouTube video. And and i am and I am very much guilty of, and no, you don't bother me. I'm very happy to. He would, like, shit. When I come home from work and I'm decompressing.
00:31:59
Speaker
Okay. Oh, my goodness. Stop it. When I come home from work and I'm decompressing, that's my decompression time. Hey, I have somebody... i have somebody weird that I know this, but he's very open. It's my cousin. he would do the same thing, be in the bathroom for, like, forever.
00:32:19
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But then he would be like, I'd take a shit, and then he would jack off, apparently. That's what he said everybody. I take a shower when I get home from work, so that also factors into how long I'm in there. Yeah, yeah, true.
00:32:32
Speaker
Shower. Yeah. No, I would imagine you could hear when the shower comes on, you're right here. But that factors in. But no, I mean, like, having stressful jobs and then, like, when the kids were little. When the kids were little and shit like that, that was, like, the one place I could just go and do stress.
00:32:50
Speaker
That's, like, where you get your quiet peace. Yeah. Is this pooping a poop knife situation? No. And this is the other thing that gets me.
00:33:04
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YouTube. Yeah. yeah I fall into YouTube. I lose all track of time. I'm sorry. I'm i ahead of you. apologize. I'm getting
00:33:18
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there. Nils said it's the only time men actually get some goddamn peace and quiet these days. Most of my days are filled with peace and quiet now that the kids are older. And like I said, Kayla's usually when I get home, she's working out.
00:33:32
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So by the time she gets done with work, I'm ready to make dinner and sit and watch TV on the couch. I mean, even if she is there, she's chill as fuck. Yeah. Well, I mean, I used to hide from my ex-wife in the bathroom a lot. Exactly. in comparison, Kayla is up here. kaylef who I'm just kidding. I'm done with that. Kayla's up here.
00:33:57
Speaker
However you. However, you know my ex-wife, if you guys do the prayer thing or the good vibes thing or whatever you do, send some their way because her fiance was working on her car the other day and it fell on him and he's got a couple broken ribs and he had some internal bleeding. He's okay. He's home now.
00:34:14
Speaker
But if you guys you guys could do that, that would be awesome because yeah but he's a good guy and I feel bad for him that he got all fuckered up out there. don't know what direction, so I'll just do all of them.
00:34:29
Speaker
Vibes, vibes. That sucks. That's rough. A lot of people have been hurt through this f freaking snowstorm. This last one. but i wasn't It wasn't the snowstorm. He was just working on the car and I think the jacks or whatever and the car came down and got him.
00:34:47
Speaker
You okay? Abby, namaskado. Decompressing your O-ring maybe. Yeah.
Random Banter and Childhood Stories
00:34:58
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Yes. Modal, you got some problems. If it's the only place you can get peace and quiet if you if you live a life. Decompression with your bow, with your bowls, with your bowls. With your bowls. He didn't spell it right.
00:35:17
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And for now you do, Sarge. Just wait. oop bo boop boop Swank your ass. Yep. Sorry, that was too far out.
00:35:28
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And with that being said, yeah. Is it time?
00:35:35
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Well, drop that way Doors are officially open for being mad, you mad bitches. For whosoever would like to join.
00:35:50
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Come talk some shit.
00:35:54
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I'm not going to go pin that. trying to talk and adjust click. I wish I could.
00:36:01
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Your beard looks especially good tonight. You thought I was going to say shh. You thought I was going to talk shit, but it looks good tonight. No, your beard looks especially beardish tonight. It's a beard. It's there. Hey, Yankees for life.
00:36:23
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oh it smells What's going on Yankees what up with your son what up buddy what up nails Doing good man surviving the cold Candles going everywhere. We're good talking maybe um Are you guys performing human sacrifices?
00:36:43
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Nay nay that's like a goat sacrifice She was about to get exciting tonight. We were going get a chewing sacrifice on the shot.
00:36:54
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Yeah. No, we burn a lot of candles in the wintertime. It helps heat up the house, supplement the heat and stuff, and just a good ambient light. you know So does natural gas and electric heating. in bonfire yep That shit costs money. and you know how AEP is these days. oh yeah It's 2026. We have really cool things to call. yeah may they be The house that I just sold, it was my grandparents' house. My grandpa built it. and
00:37:27
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I just checked it. and They covered up the fireplace with cabinets and stuff. ah I hate when people do that. why would yeah why would you It was an older house too, wasn't it?
00:37:38
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Yeah, and it's fire fireplace and it goes down to the basement as well. There's a fireplace in the basement. They like connect together.
00:37:50
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Disappointment. Failure. Take the house from us. Yeah, I can't stand it when they do that, man. i would That's something that I hate, like, you know, up here in my area and even when I live down in Charleston and stuff like that.
00:38:04
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I hate when people buy these old historic houses. And they have all the natural wood flooring. Go ahead. He's welcome. He's good. Okay. Yeah, he's good. um All the natural, like, wood flooring and stuff like that. And they put fucking carpet down.
00:38:19
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Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Or, oh, and then they painted the brick in the kitchen. Hmm. It's, like, this huge, like, brick with, like... I think we should really go ahead and go take the house. painted it black, which looks dope and everything, but, beside like, that's my home.
00:38:37
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I grew up in and like seeing it being painted over and I'm doing these, like, it's just like, fuck you. That's like the, yeah the people who bought my parents' house, my parents sold my house shortly after my sister graduated. She graduated the year after I did.
00:38:52
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And they sold that. They sold the house and the property. Well, the people that bought it still live there. And I went out there and I haven't been back home in 20 some odd years. I just wanted to drive past the old property. ah We had 10 acres cleared of all the land that they owned. They cleared the entire property.
00:39:07
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All the woods. that, Fuck that. I was so mad. i was like, you've got to be shitting me. See, but also, okay. My old neighbor growing up, she bought my old house that I grew up in, that i was born in and grew up in for 15 years.
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00:39:23
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so i get to go back there whenever i want but she cut down all my fucking favorite trees and shit like that that pissed me off i can still go back there hey bradley by the way hey but hey bradley i see i see like uh the rest of us here your hairline hates you you did something what is it where's your hat bro you look so different is that bradley or is it who are you it's the red ranger where' do reggie she up It's morphine time, bro. It's morphine time. That's what say at the hospital. Morphine. yeah Yeah, morphine time. Jersey said, put that hat on, bro. Yeah, you look so weird about your hat, man. you Honestly, i think that you have... I feel like the bucket hat like became like your signature thing. So now when we don't see you with the bucket hat,
00:40:16
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is so there Is there a white windowless van outside that says free candy outside your window? There yeah there it is. I got to plug in the neon sign that says free candy.
00:40:34
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Free candy and puppy kids. Come on in. Everything's fine. It's a brand new van. that's true It's right above Those entrances to your basement that have the double door that just go down into stairs. You know those creepy entrances? You ever seen those? Oh, the cellar doors? Yeah. yeah Just right above there. I love those. They're big trap. I found out real quick. I heard your conversation about the cereal. you can't You can't put the milk in first because sometimes some cereal don't sink in right away, so you're just piling up cereal on top of the milk. Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:12
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No, because I like it crunchy. Yeah, I like it crunchy. Don't put milk on it then. I like the top of my That's why I put it top of the milk. I'll dip some of it in. I'll take my spoon and I'll push some of it in to get it a little soggy.
00:41:31
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fruit Fruit Loops is one of those cereals that when you pour it in, it just kind of piles up. So you got to pour it in and spread it out. put the off and that It gets us all the sweetness off of it.
00:41:43
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Then why are we even eating it if it takes all the sweetness off of What's the point? That's that's why I eat the cereal that I eat. I'm not an old man eating raisin bran and oat bran over here. I'm eating fucking cereal meant for children. bran is good. Shut the fuck up. Honey nut.
00:41:58
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good lord honey me nut but yeah mouth jedi what What's really annoying man is is like with Lucky Charms and you know you want to wait for the marshmallows to get a little bit soggy because you don't want to be crunchy time you eat them The fucking oats are soggy and shit and it looks like wet dog food and you're like damn it.
00:42:17
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okay when the when the marshmallows gets off that's okay you didn't pour the milk in over the cereal when the cereal's in there first it still kind of like rises up that's why i want to make a little cereal great you just put above your cereal and it stays down you pour the milk in it can cut how you wouldn't care because you keep coming up yeah the edges you like take your hand and here's a friend take your hand and fucking push it down we get dry fruit coming up that's way look good Especially Oh my gosh. you,
00:43:00
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kind have myster of some yeah wantm a theory be rip off the top of my mouth what is your favoriteereial so jackson mcco crunchy sentimentmon toker Oh, that's a good one.
00:43:13
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don't know. two stuff all marshals Oh, okay. do Monday. What's your favorite cereal? What? What's your favorite cereal? I'm a big fan of Captain Crunch Berries. I'm also a very big fan of yeah any cereal with marshmallows in it.
00:43:34
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so like Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms. Crunch Berry. Do you ever get a bag with one of those cereals that have ah you know marshmallows in it? and it's All the marshmallows are separated from the cereal. I've got marshmallows on top. You can get all the marshmallows. yeah Remember in the 90s they kept adding marshmallows to and it was like this Irish bastard got it going. When I was a kid that wasn't a thing. like that like One time it happened to me where I
00:44:04
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Pull out a bag and all the marshmallows are separate. i was like, oh my god, that's awesome like an i just march And then like my dad or my brother took me is like no, it shouldn't be like that. Just Yeah
00:44:15
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re im was gonna say reese's puffs are the friin jan yeah never has them i like and the milk came for me Yeah, the milk is good afterwards. That's Sarge's favorite category. The Fruity Pebbles. After you finish your cereal.
00:44:37
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Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles. wow i love of milk and be honest yeah and man Drink and be on a sugar bus for like half the day. Also, I might be a little bit of a psychopath and I'm okay if you guys tell me I'm in a psychopath for this. please I like doing my Fruity Pebbles.
00:44:53
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get a little soggy i like the i like the double moosh you can just swallow it down my cereal go do something else just to let the cereal get little side i love this and i and i and i like my captain crunch you know because it's delicious that it is It fucking destroys the entire world. So you gotta let it get a thin layer of soggy. Look at his motions that he's doing right. Shut your horn up. That's for Scott. Glick likes gooey pebbles.
00:45:34
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I do like gooey pebbles. The gooeyer the better. but Drink the milk right when it's soggy. Just drink the rest of the milk and then just eat it by the slump.
00:45:45
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abby Oh, Scotto said he makes Rice Krispie treats with Fruity Pebbles. Yeah, yeah yeah man. that is Oh, yeah. That's the fucking... you know What do you think of those cereal bars when they came out with those cereal bars? They didn't taste the same. Well, theres some of them are okay, but they're bomb.
00:46:04
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it depends on It depends on what kinds you get, but that that weird like artificial thick milk stuff that they use, yeah some like if you get like the Aldi brand or like the Walmart brand, sometimes they're a little suspect and it's like, I don't know what's happening here. I don't know if like this in my mouth. I think Bradley said that time or two. Take it and just crunch it up and put it a fucking bowl, put the milk on it and be done with it.
00:46:31
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Yeah. But I mean, any serious dogy first hey i'll I'll type in something that'll that'll traumatize Sarge. What's that? Parmalat.
00:46:42
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and people up put race their blazing home Oh. that's how that's not No, that's old wise tale. It really happened
00:46:54
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Is some kind of weird MRE type bullshit? that That's fake milk that they gave us and in the service. It was soy milk and you didn't have to refrigerate it after you opened it.
00:47:05
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and It was the closest thing to milk. It was like, okay, this will do. you like You can psych your brain out and say this is milk and it works, but you'll never eat it again.
00:47:16
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boston certainly saw more than that. used to be on on this on this show that does not live in this country. um and discovered in their country, they don't sell milk like we buy here in the States. They only sell like this powdered milk shit that you have to mix. Or bags of milk.
00:47:35
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We have bags of milk back then. Would you like a bag of milk? Only from my girlfriend's chest, though. That's not weird or anything. Yeah, bags of milk. Excuse me, can I see your bags of milk, miss?
00:47:48
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You take it home, you put it in a pitcher, and you put it in the icebox. That's it. Take it out when you need it. Anybody here that has had children, have you ever tried your significant other's breast milk?
00:48:02
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I would. God help us all if you have children.
00:48:08
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Nope. I did. had to. My curiosity gets the best of me way too many times. ah just Just a little nip. Couldn't it just happen as an accident? You say, you know, you're getting frisky and you you didn't know she was producing at the time and, uh-oh, I sucked a little too hard. and you know should have just the bar back but have you Have you mixed your cereal?
00:48:32
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What am I going to be rude and spit it in her face? Oh, shit. I breast milk breast milk is ah is is weird. It's like very bitter, very. It's like very bitter, very sweet, very yeah sure different each time depending on what they drink.
00:48:48
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i don't know but Well, i only I only I only did it. I only did it one time and it was like a little bit on my finger and I'm like, yeah, that's I'm good. yeah I think I was that was like helping take the the breast pumps off and I got some on my finger and I was like, wonder what this tastes like. oh Oh, that's terrible. You poor thing.
00:49:09
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ah You got to do it like fucking Jim Carrey and me, myself, and Abby. Damn it, Sarge. Shot for shot. yeah you fifty morning day I have my own milk bag. But those who do like, what is Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs, that is a good cereal. Yeah, Reese's Puffs. Except it looks like dog food. That's okay.
00:49:37
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that's Never mind. You can switch it. I'll throw it milk. o time may one thinking
00:49:50
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lol lol i used to milk bones in high school for a snack other kids are eating like pringles and i'd eat dog biscuits they're not bad they're high protein man yeah they're not bad especially playing sports fuck you will bulk up like you wouldn't believe and then you start scratching behind the ears and it's weird
00:50:11
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as no rubbing your ass on the carpet chasing the mailman toated yeah but i'd I did hear a poem about all this and you know, not to get too deep, but I will recite it for you. It goes like this. yeah like Milk, lemonade, round the corner, fudge is made. Do you like the fudge? Don't you? Is that it? Is that all that one?
00:50:35
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I like the fudge. Friendly, you seem like you're the type of guy that likes to eat the fudge. I eat the boo boo, eat the, eat the boo boo.
00:50:46
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We're not surprised. Especially with extra nuts. but Come on, Scott. not Come on, Scott. I know you got something to say about that. i hear i hear Bradley's favorite is with the corn and it not the nuts. Green carrots. a Sweet
00:51:07
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There's an video game, Conker's Bad Fur Day, and one of the as to throw toilet paper into its mouth.
00:51:19
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there's an n sixty four video game concord's bad for day and one of the missions the pu you't have to throw you have to get corn and throw it into a pit for a big poop monster to use his teeth that's yeah he sings to you and you have to throw toilet paper into its mouth ah I am the great mighty Pooh and I'm going to throw my shit at you.
00:51:47
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that' just happened yeah we That's different than Mr. Hankey. what was this and What was this in? conquerd's bad fur day A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish.
00:52:01
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How about some scat, you little twat? we got broadway bradley over here what is this this sounds like a canadian game i know oh those little those those beef jerky's for dogs are delicious my dog i don't give a what anybody says oh yeah the output beef bones those were the best there was not a little beef jerky sticks you guys know way too much or about this come on like a big big big and Again, i will say it, it and it's no big secret. My my curiosity gets gets the best of me way more times than it ever should.
00:52:36
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And sometimes I'm just like, maybe maybe I should try this. and And then I try it, and it's either a good decision or a bad decision. It's fifty fifty at the end of the day.
00:52:48
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i'm not I'm not sticking wieners in my mouth or anything like that. Let me stick this wiener. They have the ice cream for dogs. I'm like, it's just ice cream sandwich. Oh, I did. Like the puff caps or whatever, yeah. All that is. Yeah. No, I'm talking about like you can go in the and the frozen food section. In the ice cream section, they have more dog ice cream sandwiches and little ice cream things for dogs. at narrow I knew somebody that didn't know it was for dogs and got and ate it anyway. I didn't know it was for a dog either. there i we We had a dog when my ex-wife and I were together, and she bought them for him. and and I'm like, ooh, we got new ice cream. I'm going to try it. It's pretty good, so him and I would share. Or like the sugar cookies with dogs, and they were just damn dog biscuits that were round.
00:53:31
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I ate a year-old pre-cooked bacon, year-old, past the expiration date, and it was already open and everything. and I was like, uh-oh, and we called the fucking, like, place of control. Curious Sasquatch.
00:53:47
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curious That's it? what What happened, Bradley? That's it? I i got violently ill and died. What? and Wait, what? And then he was reborn.
00:53:58
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Absolutely nothing happened at all. Maybe I got a little fucking hat.
00:54:04
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I might have had a little diarrhea, but it's normal. i have a, who knows? its so like So you shot yourself when you died. That's usually what i happened. Yeah. however Shart.
00:54:17
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Not only are you dying, but you're shitting yourself too. ah That's one of my jokes is about shitting myself. I'm not going to into it. Well, we all have that to look forward to when we die.
00:54:29
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Oh, look. Dive in. Bald head, no teeth in diapers. That's basically how we came into the world. Oh. Screaming and shitting?
00:54:41
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Screaming and shitting, yep. Covered in blood. time okay Special blood. I won't mention it. Yuck. Oh. oh What is it? Rat race when he's explaining it. The placenta. Oh.
00:54:59
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it Holding on to that thing like an umbrella. It's happening. Oh, just the scene from the movie Rat Race. You ever seen that movie? Oh, my gosh. I used to love that freaking movie. Cuba Gooding Jr. when he's trying to get the clothes off of the bus driver. I need you in for the placenta. When they had to shit and they were prairie dogging out the window. Oh, yeah I'm prairie dogging it. I'm prairie dogging it.
00:55:30
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oh
00:55:43
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wait how many weeks is it i don't remember i don't know i haven't seen that in a while mr beans i don't believe in that groundhog thing like how's a groundhog gonna tell me when the weather's changed There's shadow no matter of what. you know If it sees it or not, of course it has, it's going to have a shadow. But if it sees it or not and goes, oh my God, with my shadow, there's going to be more winter. Get the fuck out of here.
00:56:11
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Punxsutawney. phil her said but Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe. Your body releases all of its fluids.
00:56:23
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Yeah, releases everything. It doesn't happen all the time when you pass. it doesn' look they don't like They don't always, well, most of them shit themselves. and If not, it comes later, like soon. And the rest just like, they yeah, all the gas comes out. Yeah.
00:56:38
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like Especially if you move them. My old dog, like it just like released. and It was just like... it What? How long was your debt your dog dead before you did anything with it?
00:56:53
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I don't know. That's... Well, that just... dog It just wasn't even really my dog. It was it was a family's dog, and we were at church, so... get it wait Usually takes a while for to get all bloated from the body's gases and stuff like that so that it just releases.
00:57:11
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I tell you what, growing up out in the country, growing up working on farms, there's nothing like that you know like a cow or a horse that dies out in the field and you come across it a couple days later and it's fucking three times bigger than what it already was because it's all fucking. It's like you know as soon as you touch it or try to move it or do anything, that's going to just.
00:57:30
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but Yeah. So there's deer on the side of the road. so we I still keep a pellet rifle, so we go by and just boop pop them.
00:57:41
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From it from a distance is a lot lot safer. I'm sure.
00:57:50
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martin sarge fully plans by hitting himself when he pass what happen
00:57:58
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I can see Sarge eating a shit ton of popcorn and stuff and mixing liquor and everything before he passes. Oh, um Jesus. I don't think about it. Stuff him full of popcorn and cremate him and just watch people freak out.
00:58:14
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oh i wonder Honestly, I feel like he would fake it. It'd be in the casket. Popcorn cheese. Yeah, motherfuckers. Grab me by your throat. Oh.
00:58:26
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I feel like Monty Python. and I'm not dead yet. I'm not dead. Yeah, I think I'll get for a walk. know He's a bit dead. No, I'm not. here He just like gets up, stands up, doesn't say a thing, he just walks out. like He's carrying him away over to the death court. He's like, I feel much better.
00:58:50
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it's That's such a MoDog move. He doesn't look dead to me. He is. Does that speak anything into existence here? maybe Sorry, Jersey. oh No, no, we're not manifesting anything, Jersey. Sarge's going to live us all. whole life Can we woman-fest?
00:59:11
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Sarge is filled with so many preservatives, he's going to live forever. It's person-fest. Get it right. Oh, my bad. Person Fest. It sounds like an orgy. It sounds like a nice, fun, orgy Person Fest. What are you doing this weekend? Going to Person Fest? How about you? I'll see you there. It doesn't actually sound fun. It's like Burning Man, but nothing's on fire.
00:59:37
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good Can I borrow your move this time?
00:59:42
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Seven... Make sure to get that one. If one person is on fire, then everybody's going to end up being on fire.
00:59:54
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Would you go to a Diddy party? Moon Boots the Chef. I need to buy some baby oil, so yeah, maybe. Always nonsense on Saturday nights, Moon Boots.
01:00:07
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Moon Boots the Chef. Ooh, make us some food for a favor. Question for all. If you're at a Diddy party, would you watch or join... I'd be eating all the good food and then dipping it real quick. Maybe one bottle of body oil. I'll make sure I'll be there early.
01:00:25
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real quick we're like maybe even one bottle of body oil hate all in feed color vaers come on it i'll make sure i'll be there early Yeah, Brittany and are over there drinking all the fucking vodka.
01:00:38
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Yeah. i got ah I got a bottle or two of the food, a bottle of baby oil, and then... Rich, rich. Let's go. Like bottles of vodka in our pockets and shit. Oops, I slipped in the baby oil.
01:00:53
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Broke all your bottles. I mean... That's not baby oil. Or had plenty. Where was Brittany last week and I drank two bottles of Vreka? rake oil? Last weekend I was on here, but not for too long. Icelandic vodka in two days?
01:01:12
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Yeah. But Brittany back in the cage last weekend. and You don't remember because you drank. i Shut the fuck up, Blake. I'm sorry. Back to the cage with you, biatch. I was like, where's my vodka, buddy? Okay.
01:01:27
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All right. Since it is Saturday. Cheers. Cheers. I'll ask. be a What are garnished Ritz crackers?
01:01:36
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you what are i'll ask i'll be a moron moon boots what are garnishedritz crackers Garnished? You just put some fucking leaves on the shits and eat them. That's what I'm assuming, but it moonboots the chef, so I'm assuming there's something that's more involved. is Probably salami. With a charcuterie board.
01:01:57
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Yes, pretty much. Master Wayne, I've brought you your witch crackers with some parsley. Parsley? I like to make some parsley.
01:02:13
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follow by mike What is that? Which one? The strawberry banana? Good choice. Strawberry banana. Good choice. That's what I call my banana. It's always a good flavor to go with in anything.
01:02:24
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Yeah, with anything, really. Yeah. Add some Sprite to it. It'll blow your mind. Go ahead, Bradley. You say it. I think all the same. Do it, Bradley. I'd say it.
01:02:40
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Strawberry banana is what I call my thing after I fuck my girl on her period. now Yeah, no, that's not what i was thinking at all. Never mind. I was like, I'm pretty sure you probably aren't going for what I'm going for right now. I wasn't. I definitely wasn't. Nope. out Nope. Nope.
01:03:02
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Not going there. However, however i like it, and I may go there now. I mean, it works. Do you get it? You know, strawberry. Berry's splash is good, yes. don't know why you think that. I may go there now, Bradley. I may steal that from you. Everyone's dinner is working. time somebody brings up strawberry banana, you go there. Pork.
01:03:27
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Pork. pork on mashed, I mean not mashed potatoes, mac and cheese. I'm drooling just thinking of it, so fucking good.
01:03:37
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What's happening? What's on mac and cheese? It's like pulled pork on mac and cheese. Yeah, I think they make a frozen meal with that. I'm gonna put mashed potatoes on top of that. Mmm.
01:03:51
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You can put taters on anything. I'm just going to go ahead and put that out there right now. and don't try to throw it Don't try to throw a fucking curveball at me because I'm going to tell you, yeah, and I've probably already done it. because i love Anything potatoes, give it to me all day or day. I'll take it.
01:04:07
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that's been an na I don't think potatoes could ruin anything. oh No, never. Except Irish culture. except irish culture but When that came out when was kid so I said that to one of
01:04:31
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tellby and just say looks like they've suffered enough leave them alone why is that funny that's booker booker t is a wrestler there's one i know who booker t is when that came out when i was a kid so i said that to one of my Is that something that he said about the... He just said it all the time.
01:04:54
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Just whatever. Why do I not remember that? I remember Boogie. I didn't really like him very much. I think a was telling me to get like colored pencils or colored writing utensils or something. I didn't know the difference or something. and She said something. She's like, go to the And I did something bad. She's like, go to the principal's office. And I'm like, you not just say that.
01:05:19
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Tell me. You not just say that. He turned into Robert De Niro. Are you talking to me? Bradley, you being one of the only wrestling fans here, probably, one of my favorite Booker T moments was when he was feuding with Stone Cold Steve Austin. And I love Stone Cold. love Stone Cold Steve Austin. And Stone Cold was whooping his ass in the grocery store. He put him up on the conveyor belt and tried to scan him. He was like, I didn't put him in all three.
01:05:45
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I remember that. I remember that. But like Booker T just kind of bugged me. I never really liked him. I liked Batista. I love Booker T. Have you ever seen Booker T what is it, what is that game show? Weakest Link. You ever seen that?
01:06:04
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No, haven't seen it. The simplest answer's wrong. It's so bad. my gosh, I have to see that now. Booker T, you are the weakest link.
01:06:16
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Oh my gosh, just say that. You did not say that. He's dumb.
01:06:24
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Nils is down here and he's like, I'm not American, y'all. I don't know what the fuck you talking about. Oh, no. i was married I'm American. I live in America. here I'm half American. So, yeah.
01:06:37
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You're halfway there. Halfway there. I am a real American. I fight for what's right. Yeah. It's a party. Thank you. Oh my God. Do do you do you also say you're going to take your vitamins? i am spirit but I ran out of my vitamins the other day. have to go restock.
01:06:59
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Yeah, only if it's Flintstone, kids. What's up? He only came in in love with him. Bradley's pretty awesome. what ah je like came in here because of bradley he's in love with him brandley's pretty awesome Bradley's very awesome. By the way, speaking of Booker T, do you know what I remember from him in the WCW back the You always used to call everybody a fruit booty.
01:07:23
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moving home and i didn't eat I didn't know what that meant back in the day. Don't even go there. It's sore subject. I bet it is, Bradley.
01:07:37
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Well, no, you don't understand. Peacock removed WCW content, and I was in the middle of fucking watching it. Oh, I thought you named her Anna Beach Booker T. Booker T always had like the pimp suits on, basically, like the purple fuzzy thing. Look at the Godfather. I don't know. He just bugged me, man.
01:07:57
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Oh, train! that's train doesn't I'm kind of pissed at at the Godfather because he got pissed at Stephen Richards over the whole fucking right to censor gimmick because he wanted he's like, I love being a pimp and promoting pimp culture. I thought it was so funny. I don't want to be by a heel turn like all wrestlers do and makes good content.
01:08:22
Speaker
No, it's not fun anymore. It's not always fun. it's It's a show. realized I'm a first technician. Bradley's shirt is badass. did Being pimp isn't cool. Let me just say this. He's a penguin. I mean, Power Ranger.
01:08:39
Speaker
Yeah, that's fucking... Bradley, your shirt is fucking amazing. I got the helmet over there. you Now you have to put it on. That was great. Bradley, you should always have a helmet on. You can bring it up and then not put it on either. I'm not going to lie. There's a guy on Instagram that makes the Power Rangers helmets. Hold on, Bradley.
01:09:09
Speaker
I got you. Green Ranger my favorite. He can do anything with them and customize them. And i want it I want, I'm not going to lie, I want a network Power Rangers helmet, but I got to wait until I have frivolous money to do stupid things with.
01:09:23
Speaker
no right And it's your face for me. Because you know I'm an artist. Why don't you ask me? Can you make me a Power Rangers helmet? Yes. Okay, make me one too. Okay, we'll get to crackleackin'.
01:09:39
Speaker
Brittany, you need to log off. You got shit to do. We need helmets, okay? Yeah. Bye, Brittany. Back to your page. Go make helmets. Jedi. My roommate just bought a 3D printer and everything, so.
01:09:55
Speaker
Jedi, we need to make another video so I can afford to buy sweatshop for Brittany to make helmets in. We got to raise some funds, people. Yeah.
01:10:06
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all right We can start a GoFundMe, but we'll call it GoFundMe. GoFundMe. sorry sorry but Sorry, Jedi, but the 8th boat has to wait. We need to buy a sweatshop. you click That's imperative. Morpher and everything. I'm actually kind of jealous right now. I don't need to get air conditioning.
01:10:30
Speaker
Look at me. It's Morphin' time! Oh, shit! What is happening? Okay, hold up. I'm bringing him up. i'm bring Oh, you did it. Now he's frozen. but
01:10:45
Speaker
He's in the middle of a morph. He's not. Oh, my. That is so fucking badass. Bradley, you're my new favorite person. That's awesome. I'm jealous, dude. You got the best. What are you,
Podcast Wind Down and Final Jokes
01:10:59
Speaker
you fucking bitch? I'm going to kick you in the cunt.
01:11:06
Speaker
He's like the Deadpool Ranger. Where are you, Goldar? You fucking... foot oh ah he's He's making a putty right now. Yeah, he is. The giggle. I couldn't even finish it. No other show on YouTube. oh you yeah Now we've got a house.
01:11:28
Speaker
Let's go. like oh Bradley, you're my hero. Trapper? Shut your mouth. this These are people.
01:11:41
Speaker
I want a Power Rangers helmet. don't think I can get one to fit my big fat head. I found it at the mall and I was like, damn, had to buy it. You had to.
01:11:51
Speaker
How do you pass that up? Oh, I would totally buy one. I want the green one. The green Ranger would be me, okay? You can be the pink Ranger. Who who else on the internet can say they have the red Ranger? Why? Because I'm a blonde white bitch. Who else could say that on YouTube?
01:12:10
Speaker
This thing needs a beard. This thing needs a beard. A Sasquatch is still in Super and a Power Ranger walks into a bar. That'd be fun. youll fuck i would I would drink at that bar. the sas watching you see Did you just see who walked into that bar? I'm going in.
01:12:31
Speaker
It's called Moss Isley Cantina. <unk> it's called moss icely canina i don't i Don't know if you guys noticed or not but that Sasquatch had a default character in his beard I Was keeping warm just like a tauntaun Bradley baby to it i thought they smelled bad on the odd side yeah bradley baby too I almost spit out my drink all over my computer. you Jedi peeks out of my beard. pulls the Bradley's like, Jedi, I'll i'd stuff your ass inside a tauntaun to keep you warm in the middle of winter anytime. What the fuck?
01:13:14
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I'm pressing charges. What the fuck?
01:13:19
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great Where is Shaman? i't Wait. I texted him. I'm guessing he'll be up soon, I think. I know he's seen it, but everybody else hasn't got to see it. and I want to want to make sure he's here for it.
01:13:38
Speaker
I was given homework last Saturday, and unlike normal, where I'm like, yeah, I'm going to do something, I actually did it. What did you do? You'll find out later when Shaman Lama Ding Dong gets here.
01:13:50
Speaker
You'll find out. say like I might have spilled the beans. Oh, no. I wanted you to show him. I don't have i don't know how to get a hold of him. He's a shaman. I don't know how to reach a shaman.
01:14:01
Speaker
There's this little squirrel that I tie messages to its tail, and it goes off from the forest, and it gives them the messages. I was standing out there in 15 inches of snow trying to send smoke signals, but apparently I was doing it wrong. so Wasn't we were talking about last night's shaman noodles?
01:14:16
Speaker
Shaman noodle soup. Shaman noodle soup. As long as they're gluten-free noodles, it's fine. Yeah, gluten-free shaman noodles. You got to take care salmon and make sure you you give them gluten-free snacks.
01:14:30
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It's like, ooh, the chicken-flavored ones.
01:14:35
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ave
01:14:37
Speaker
ah seen I've seen you guys had a special guest from the network last night. We did. i would like to say that I would like to say that I watched your show, ah but I passed out at like 9.30 last night.
01:14:53
Speaker
Oh, Grandpa's in the building. Yeah, good i was I was out of gas. My brain didn't work. My body was hurting. I laid down. You were sore as a whore.
01:15:06
Speaker
Kayla snuggled up beside me. We were watching wrestling. The next thing I know, she was waking me up, asking me if I wanted to go to bed, and I didn't know what planet I was on anymore. Oh, I thought you were going to say, we were watching wrestling, and then we started wrestling.
01:15:19
Speaker
<unk> not I died. and objects i had to show off for a minute. and I was like, oh, hey, Michael's there. yeah What did you think about the Royal Rumbus? Did you watch it?
01:15:32
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It was... oh shit
01:15:39
Speaker
Saudi Arabia, why would you do your last match?
Sports and Glitter Bombs
01:15:42
Speaker
and um now that the AJ Styles thing was bullshit the booth rumble matches were
01:15:52
Speaker
Lame. i mean I'll be honest with you. No big no big returns. No big surprises. No... bob mean back Oh, no. Okay, great. Now we have the Bellas back.
01:16:03
Speaker
They're going to do the same thing with Powerhouse Hobbs and WWE as they did with AEW. Nothing. Yeah, and then... raise some of their drug dealer yeah and then Powerhouse Hobbs, which I'm excited for Powerhouse Hobbs. Brittany, get me a bag.
01:16:20
Speaker
It could be interesting. could be iron yeah here no I got you. For one of your four big shows of the year, and thought it was kind of, eh.
01:16:33
Speaker
yeah Really? that i Like the Gunther-AJ match was not that great, and that's how you so that's how you get rid of AJ in a bullshit match like that.
01:16:45
Speaker
Sammy and Drew, ah not that great. No. Caps won tonight. It's like, how do you keep saying, like, he's never beaten Drew, and then he just doesn't. Hell yeah. It's just a big waste of everything. Who?
01:16:58
Speaker
The Caps won tonight. Nobody cares. I can't. um dan What sport is that? What sport is that? It's hockey.
01:17:10
Speaker
Okay. That's not a sport. That's aggressive ice skating. Nobody watches the Lazy Shaman show? There's Shaman. What up, Shams? I feel like i feel like people watch as people watch the Lazy Shaman show. What was the funny thing that Michael had say your show last night?
01:17:30
Speaker
Shaman noodle soup. Wait, say that again. What was your question, Blake? What was the super funny thing that um Michael had to say on your show last night? He threw up.
01:17:41
Speaker
oh When he left? i don't know. That was at the beginning of the show. I can't even remember any part of my shows, usually. Yeah, I'm not. I mean he was like i know when he left, he was like, do you want to hear and something funny? I five hours drinking. Good about Minnesota.
01:17:57
Speaker
And then he just left. So he's like, nothing. Nothing's good about him. The punchline was him leaving, which was actually pretty funny. i I have to go urinate into a toilet.
01:18:12
Speaker
That's a good place to do it, Bradley. You're making good decisions today. Save some money. Go to your neighbors and do it. Good job, Bradley. I'm finally you're using a toilet to urinate in I'm glad that you're not doing in the corner anymore.
01:18:24
Speaker
At least he's not drinking from it anymore. Yeah. He's still drinking from it. Trust me. Oh, damn it, Bradley. Flush first, at least. Come on. This family channel. Lazy's like, we're so proud of him. be on the floor. We don't have to rub his nose in it.
01:18:42
Speaker
I mean, it's really hard to find a newspaper to roll up to whack them on the nose nowadays. You know what I mean? They don't they don't really drink them anymore. yeah You just go to the New York Times web website on your phone and then you hit them with your phone. easy Or your tablet, your laptop, whatever you glis like there he's not Use a phone book. It doesn't leave bruises.
01:19:02
Speaker
There's not enough disinfectant to clean my fucking phone screen, though. You know what i mean? ah Use a phone book and keep it to the body. No bruises, no proof. Phone book? What's that? it's You know what? If you don't know, you don't know. If you know, well, then you had a rough childhood.
01:19:17
Speaker
had a friend in high school. His dad was a truck driver. used to beat him with the rubber CB antennas, the little four-foot ones. Oh, that hurts. Yeah. Yeah, my dad was a truck driver. We had those laying around, and me and my buddies used to...
01:19:30
Speaker
have sword fights. Not with our wieners. with us Yeah, whatever. The cat's out of the bag now, Gleick. We know what you're talking about. With our wieners, I was always at the disadvantage. I had the smallest sword out of everybody. it was more like a dagger. He's like, look, an extra belly button. No, we were sword fights. I got teeny sword. Look, an extra belly button. That's in the wintertime. He's like a...
01:19:59
Speaker
Scared turtle. It's not an extra belly button. Scared turtle. hey assume There's a little plastic antenna. You never you'd never heard that or you didn't know that you could use it if you use a phone book and you keep it to the body and you don't roll up the phone book, you just swing it open, like swing it solid straight on and don't leave bruises.
01:20:23
Speaker
And it hurts like hell. I mean, right? It hurts like hell. Yeah, only people who've been beaten by a phone book by their parents and they understand that.
01:20:36
Speaker
What? Exactly. and I couldn't hear him, really. Something about his parents is something or another. Only people who have been beaten by a phone book by their parents know.
01:20:50
Speaker
so Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. On this panel lived a real nice life with real nice parents who didn't beat you with phone books. Oh, you had parents.
01:21:00
Speaker
yeah ah yeah she like yeah She just dunked on you with that one. You had parents too. Your mom was just smart and ran away. damn that it That even hurt my heart a little bit. You know what? I'm closer with her than I am with my father now. so that' new Every dream Willy Wonka just went out the window. Yeah. ah let remind me of a bagger cany i come on to get the up and is that what is it is it you on the you don't want fire i dising about the best colombian powder
01:21:55
Speaker
fucking mehead
01:22:02
Speaker
It's like one of those wheels you spin for winter price. It's like that shit. and Yeah, what did it land on, Brittany? $80 a gram. You go to Bogota and it's like $5 a gram, you're like, man, fucking inflation bad in America.
01:22:16
Speaker
Oh, okay.
01:22:20
Speaker
Okay. Oh, yeah, the Penguins won too. Yeah, they beat the fucking Rangers. i mean, about one net, but still, damn. by one thatt but still damn The Blue Jackets are winning too. Yay.
01:22:35
Speaker
Now the Penguins are going to think they have Mario like they did in 95. Are you guys making it up sports teams now? Because you know i don't know anything about sports. Sports teams. The Penguins won. What did it escape the polar bear?
01:22:48
Speaker
Yeah. but Fucking sea lions. Yeah, I watch National League of J-Graphic once in a while. Okay, I get what's going on. Fuck yeah, because it tells... I've but mostly if ah Wow, Bradley, you're extra retarded tonight. i mean He started giggling mid-sentence. Nobody knows what's going on in that. James Ottawa's team got beat, so make fun of him for it. I couldn't think of the word... ah
01:23:18
Speaker
And you did it again. That's a back-to-back performance. One more time, that's a hat trick, right? That's a hat trick if you do it three times in a row. Bet. Bet. I couldn't think of the word bet.
01:23:29
Speaker
Bet? That's a three-letter word, bro. Bet. I betted it on. nope that's not a word. Betted it on? Nope. better It sounds like you've developed a stutter. Oh, no. My grandfather had a stutter. He died trying to say the word papaya.
01:23:49
Speaker
We all need helmets, Brittany. That's what them for us.
01:24:00
Speaker
but but we all need helmets brittanney that's what i'm trying to say hurry up and make them for us
01:24:12
Speaker
She snorted up all the glitter. Now we're not going to have fancy helmets. I don't want glitter on the helmet. I want a Mandalorian helmet. My son has a Mandalorian helmet. I should go get it. I'm not going to get it. if you snort don't need to know where he's in the freezer.
01:24:31
Speaker
yeah Your shit would look like disco balls if you snorted a lot of glitter. Maybe it does. It's a shit cobalt. yeah Oh, man. Why is that not a thing? I don't know. Snort glitter and then you sneeze on people in public?
01:24:45
Speaker
double I don't want to say that. That was a thing during COVID. Bedazzling COVID. They have glitter. They do have edible that you can put it on It's called sprinkles. do You put them on cupcakes. yeah no now well i guess kind of just beautiful gla My boys call it art herpes. literallytering are Because once you get it on you. I heard from somebody else. Art herpes. Yeah, they call it art herpes.
01:25:17
Speaker
Herpes. Glitter, they call art herpes. yeah yeah Once you get it on you, you can't get it off. what do Brittany knows a lot about herpes. She has herpes one, two, and three.
01:25:28
Speaker
four, five, and six. no i have four I can't believe you can count that high, Bradley. Good job, Bertie. Wouldn't it be crazy, though, if like you like i you you treated STDs like like ah glitter and shit? That'd make a lot of sense with the Twilight movies.
01:25:43
Speaker
you can never show but off you would yeah no I get it, kind of. so Oh, shit. I'm a vampire. I sparkle. it the Bitch, you got gonorrhea.
01:25:54
Speaker
Glitter merkin. Mandy, where are you? i need you. Get up here. man Would it be cool or crummy if I just threw glitter around my house and covered my fucking house? What?
01:26:06
Speaker
Don't judge me. man I was hardcore into watching the videos on YouTube where like people would try Hardcore porn? Wait, what? No, no, Not watching porn where like they would ah counter the the the ah package thieves on the porch and they would like put glitter bombs inside cardboard boxes.
01:26:22
Speaker
yeah Grab that shit and a fucking glitter bomb explodes on them.
Snow Bathing and Health Benefits
01:26:26
Speaker
I would do it. they pack into the cars Yeah, had a timer on it. Or they go back into their fucking car. Can you imagine you're just sitting in the neighborhood or something or in in town and a fucking glitter bomb goes off in somebody's car?
01:26:39
Speaker
In my car, I would be so fucking mad. Maybe you shouldn't be stealing people's packages. That's right. i had I had that same problem. A bunch of people stealing my packages.
01:26:49
Speaker
So I didn't use a glitter bomb. I didn't use a glitter bomb. I use it. Hi, Hi, Mandy. It is a package, and it's from... Rapnol.
01:27:00
Speaker
Nails and... Also, how much pressure does it come from the glitter? It turns out... like hi the um first They'll never do it again, Bradley. They'll never they'll never steal another package.
01:27:13
Speaker
It was weird. I used it. i used ah And in a duck stole my package. And the bomb went off and it spun his duck bill around. his duck bill around all around his face. And he said, that's just prickable.
01:27:26
Speaker
Just prickable.
01:27:30
Speaker
I don't know what you're smoking over there, but share. but Yeah, Belsom smoked this way. Belsom smoked this way. And I should have stopped but I just let it go. That was too far. i was too far. i apologize. I don't think it was Bradley.
01:27:50
Speaker
no I don't think it was far enough. It's too far. You gotta fight for a Looney Tunes reference these days. glick you missed it last weekend man i was out snow bathing and minus one it was awesome no bathing what the fuck is that are you talking about celsius or fanite fahrenheit fahrenheit I'm going to be really southern for a minute. What the fuck is snow bathing? Thank you, Mandy. Snow bathing is a thing we do in Scandinavia where you basically go out in your underwear and you will bathe in the snow and you go back in and hit the hot tub or the sauna and go back out and bathe in the snow.
01:28:31
Speaker
i know't i don't where help So you go from a turtle head to full extension. Got it. Well, not full extension. I'll say more like like wobbly uncooked sausage.
01:28:42
Speaker
right like Crawls right up into his chest cavity and impregnates his lungs. Yeah, it cuddles with your stomach, then it comes back out. It's like warm, and then you go back out the snow again.
01:28:54
Speaker
so Right before you get frostbite, you go jump in. That's what you do? Turtle head to Vienna sausage got it. so Normally like if you use a sauna we call it a best to you but if you use a sauna you go from the sauna for about 30 45 minutes and you go out and take a five minute dip and and a cold lake or river or something and then go back into the sauna for another 35 minutes you you repeat the process about three or four times sometimes five.
01:29:20
Speaker
Wouldn't that not be good for your heart? Oh, i would no no, it's great for your body, man. It is great for your body. They say it's good for you, but that can't be good for your heart, you know? Oh, yeah. Back and forth like that. Nils doesn't even have a heart, Bradley. I don't. Yeah, I'm like the thin man, or the the lion.
01:29:38
Speaker
But ah yeah, no, it's great, man. It's like cold and steam and and cold affect the heart differently. Your like heart like pumps slower in the cold and faster in the
Parenting Across Generations
01:29:56
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The exposure Bradley is not long enough to affect that. well I'm just saying, it seems like, you know when you when a kid's playing with a window, an electric window going up and down and up and down and up and down or flicking the light switch and off and they're like, that's not good for it.
01:30:08
Speaker
It's kind of the same. Sticking a penny in the life socket. Yeah. but but No, no. i so it since You can fit a in it. yeah i never stuck a fork in a toaster so we're good there i just mean about wearing something out because you're kind of like i got a di and ah and a tester after yeah so you go out in the cold no more than like that especially that' especially below freezing you're not out there more than 10 minutes because that's what they say it's good food it sounds like fun i like i like to do extreme things what do you mean it sounds like fun it sounds horrible bradley
01:30:40
Speaker
and not like extreme things You go out there and you're like, I can't take it no more! And then you fucking jump in the hot tub you're like, ah. Well, they just had the polar the polar plunge here I've heard of the polar and there married too there but a card waiting for you but name or me i got i got nothing but hate and disdain for the cold i don't want to do anything that involves cold
01:31:15
Speaker
and i like sawise more play i would do it right now but i have um in the snow I would rather be... That's a Yeti. That's a yeti that's his cousins. yeah How dare you!
01:31:30
Speaker
Not all the same, you racist. just out but Pretty disrespectful, Brittany. Pretty disrespectful. He's not a strong ape. They're fuck shame same, but one is white and one is brown. We need to have a peaceful protest against Brittany.
01:31:47
Speaker
yeah go make I'm going to make picket signs. There's going to be like a whole fucking like I need to do a stream of that like when the next good winter storm, like everybody that gets hit, like everybody just go out and snow bathe for just a like two minutes and then come back in. i think we call that you Nordic bitch. That's called indecent exposure. you said you Nordic bitch. Oh, dude, no. I did it on Arcee. I'm proud you, Jenna. You said you Nordic bitch. Decent exposure.
01:32:20
Speaker
You have been on one the last couple days, dude. I'm so proud of you. um I'm always on, Mandy. You don't hang out with me enough, Mandy, which hurts my heart. He's finally branching out. I'm so proud of you. Does he know about this Jedi clown?
01:32:37
Speaker
yeah yeah Are you worried about my love affair with Jedi? Yeah, where's this 12-year-old's parents at?
01:32:47
Speaker
There's the hubby. He's on his phone. He ain't Say hi, babe. I ain't worried about it. Mandy, you tell him sharing is caring, okay? That's right. Get out of the sharing is caring.
01:33:02
Speaker
ah think they're Mormon, though. Hey, Brittany, the last person with an Adidas hat to talk to me tried to take my Reebok pumps in my wallet. Wait, what? The last person with an Adidas hat to talk to me tried to take my Reebok pumps in my wallet.
01:33:18
Speaker
as yeah you what rebo pump I used to have those back in the day. tongue pump. I still have a pair of the river. Honey, what you have the little pump for is not your tennis shoes. and Yeah, I have the one on the tongue. I got a pump, but it's for something else.
01:33:41
Speaker
You have a little basketball pump on the tongue. I tried to pump up Scottie's tongue one time, and he got hard as fuck. Don't say the funny part out loud. you just I think your hat... I think his hat might be a little too tight over there.
01:33:55
Speaker
That's not my bag, baby. Put your helmet back on, Bradley. Put your goddamn helmet back on. Bradley, take that weirdus looking hat off.
01:34:07
Speaker
Show her what you look like without a hat. Hey, I had a pair of feelers. We're like, that's not Bradley. Put your fucking hat on. He looks like the lead singer of Weedus either way.
01:34:20
Speaker
Weedus? Do you remember the Teenage Dirtbag song? Look up the video and tell me that Bradley doesn't look like him. Oh god, Honestly, the first time I met Jedi, he's cool as fuck, but the first time I met Jedi, thought it was like the lead singer of Weezer without his glasses on.
01:34:50
Speaker
Damn right. I said DJ, not DJ. I think it was Sufi Zooker. Are you actually going to look?
01:35:02
Speaker
That's great. Mandy, I love the hair, by the way. um my i love that color. It's still sticking with you. You know what, Nils? Quit hitting on my woman, okay? Quit hitting on my woman. Quit hitting on your woman.
01:35:16
Speaker
yeah Yeah, Mandy is all his. Mandy, you know what happened to his last family, right? He was like, back off, bitch. What happened to his last family?
01:35:26
Speaker
I cleared him out to make room for you, Mandy. You know what happened to his last family? They're they're in a freezer in the basement. Well, I still want him near me. Oh, okay. In Minecraft. so close i like Oh, I wonder if your the same color as mine, Jedi.
01:35:42
Speaker
it Wait, what? you want to find out? I said, I wonder if your freezer is the same color as mine. Red from blood. We'll have to compare freezers, Mandy. She's like the blood of my exes. The cutest rom-com ever.
01:35:59
Speaker
I love it. and We did have the best music in the 90s. Best generation of music. hands down lies yeah Shut your whore mouth. What do you think is that? And we had the most confusing lyrics. Like,
01:36:18
Speaker
You listen to some of those songs now and they had fantastic beats, but you're like, what the fuck were we singing? like I listened to the crash death Crash Test Dummies the other day when Angie and I were to work and I laughed the whole way through the song.
01:36:32
Speaker
Everything breath in the song Ironic, i Atlantis Morissette, everything in the song Ironic, it isn't really ironic.
01:36:43
Speaker
No, it's just it would take you off. 80s had the best music. 70s had the best. Back then you couldn't Google what things meant, so you thought you knew what word meant, so you made a whole fucking song about it. I'm glad we're in this conversation, but Glick glick has a point, man, because 70s folk music was the hardest shit.
01:37:08
Speaker
in the music in the music world. There was a time that... Okay, let's rephrase. was the last decent generation of music because the 2000s killed it with auto-tune.
01:37:23
Speaker
Yes. Early 2000s was good. It was 2010s when auto-tune started music. And the fact that a lot of these artists in the two thousand and ten s They're not musicians. Everything about them is manufactured by corporations. 2000s rock and metal was was on point. It was badass.
01:37:49
Speaker
Early 2000s music was was still pretty good. because You still had a lot of heavy hitters in the rap game. When you started making musicians out of gangank essentially game shows.
01:38:02
Speaker
This rock sounds like the process. pop people that do like the auto 90s music had i think some of the greatest lyricists yes and in the 2000s like chester bennington was still in and mike shanita they're still great lyricists and then you still had sully from godsmack i mean and disturbed great vocals great lyrics and shit but nothing will beat lynch daily no i i want to say i was in a restaurant one time and i ordered a steak
01:38:34
Speaker
and uh i asked for a knife and the waiter brought me 10 000 spoons very ironic when all i when all i need was from it's meeting your man of your dreams and then meeting a beautiful wife yeah good right now yeah yeah Jedi has to deal with that every time he talks to me. He doesn't even know what's going on right now. I'm looking up at Modog that Lawrence Welk. What was that? what happened Lawrence Welk. He was looking up at Lawrence Welk. Across the board, every genre in the 80s, the best era of music.
01:39:15
Speaker
Every genre across the board. you know When you have artists like Prince who put out an album and put play every single instrument on the album. The 90s were great.
01:39:27
Speaker
Rock was great in the 90s. Rap was great in the 90s. Not all rap was great in the 90s. That's when the We'll never know. that yet some but pepper was born nobody can we'll never know These kids will never know what it's like to have... How year were you born, Brittany? Thanks for being born, Brittany. 93. 93? 93, the year to be. 93, that was the year I graduated high school. Awesome.
01:40:01
Speaker
Do you guys ever hear the band Metallica? They were great. Who's that? They had two. They had two. It was called Metallica. Oh no, Memory Blitz by Peyton Brown. me, Metallica falls right in line with U2. They are not good.
01:40:18
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And all of their songs sound alike. Say, do you ever hear say aneurysm? Isn't that a good song? damn, Mandy, you just lit a fucking fuse here. Brittany, an aneurysm. Brittany, please tell me you do not like you too Oh, U2? Oh, I thought you were talking about Metallica. U2? She lumped them together.
01:40:41
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two Oh yeah, I lumped them together because with Metallica, They have three three songs that don't sound alike. The rest of them you could overlay and it'd be almost any song. Up ah well up up until 95, when U2 started to become you like a handful of very hardcore. and I think Mandy's correct on that when i one. There's one or two songs of U2 that I like, but Metallica is better. Don't represent it like this. U2 did one punk cover man that I absolutely loved, which was Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me.
01:41:15
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That was You youtube two and Metallica are... No. I mean, they both suck. No, Metallica was badass. It wasn't until like load and reload. and my My cousin called it load of shit and reload of shit.
01:41:36
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Anybody who says Metallica's badass and or still likes Metallica to this day knows absolutely nothing about rock music. What? What you talking about? Have you ever found St. Anger? You should not be allowed to see rock music ever again if you like Metallica. Metallica, hey. St. Anger around my neck. There is a vast amount of different types of rock at all. I don't know what to say. Like the music? Yeah.
01:42:04
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But, uh... no there's some partial metal bands and stuff i'm on tomorrow's been around long before metallica yeah i'm giving i'll give them two and a half good albums but outside of the trash and if other people like metallica they're not allowed to listen to rock music so oh Before Cliff was killed, they had some badass shit.
01:42:30
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I would say that I do like them, but if they're not like... I wouldn't go on like Spotify and be like, oh, Metallica. You know what I mean? It's not like that. I haven't heard any of their new stuff, but the... Like a Monomar, Tear, Bifrost, Monogarm. Yeah.
01:42:46
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You ever hear the band Tool? Who's that? Jersey, I'm working on it. God, I hope I don't live to see 50. I'm sick of being fucking... you, mother dog. what is what up brey me ra but i'm not i'm i'm almost Three years away Jersey
01:43:08
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bo don't even remember his stripies at this point is that what like the most is like wrong cover metal music is that what you guys prefer to go i i literally yeah yeah metal yeah but and i really dealless to classical music i listen to classical music yeah the classical station on my yeah car Because sometimes there's make commercials and you just want to listen to like piano and that's just like we're violins I like strings ah man, that's great.
01:43:37
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youy g borii music wall watching and you're playing this guy it's a magical thing i'm telling luig luigi boerini with the head of his tall man he was like a baddass especially the string quartet yeah that he did the devil's fiddle do you like yo-yo ma i like yo-yo ma yes as far as cello yeah yeah youre loving my fuck we were we were actually we we get into this discussion because our family is huge music lovers so we got into like know how would you classify different class ah you know classical composers to the genre today and it's like beethoven is definitely like the aussie osborne of his time
01:44:15
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yeah yes I used to listen to a station that would just like spa music and it was like fucking a river froze through you. like Just soft fucking feel good music. and that was That was the best. Hell yeah, Remy.
01:44:31
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Bring some the smoke salmon for me. I'm hungry now. Cheers. but do you like Do you like air things? I like a whole like orchestra where there's trumpets and a saxophone. and Yeah, I don't know. Well, trumpets and saxophones, they're getting a little crazy. this I just like a nice piano.
01:44:50
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Yeah, all that jazz. love piano music. Something soft. Yeah, piano is always great. i'm telling you if you put on the classical station while you're driving and you see some birds flying in the sky while you're listening to that i'm telling you that fuck it's not like dante i am relating to bradley right now but yes you're right it is beautiful especially if you just want to chill on a long drive rock man and off yeah well i would rock mana on Rock My Lawn. Yes, it's awesome. But Pink Floyd I would listen to. Lawrence Welk. Yes, my dog.
01:45:27
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and um yeah Are you getting fucking commissions off every download he does? What did he say? What did he say? Britt needs some Lawrence Welk in her life.
01:45:38
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When when you when you're that deaf that you can write a note and you know the sound of it just in your mind and you can create an entire That's brilliant right higher that yeah yeah He's like the one-armed pitcher isn't there no there catcher there's somebody in baseball that had one arm and they like one like one like they won like The drummer from Def Leppard. I only know that from the Bloodhound Gang. right. Yeah, there go. You are right, Bradley. There's a former pitcher in the and Major League Baseball who had had he had one and a half arms.
01:46:21
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yeah po on come on sorry half school like james taylor james taylor was badass and and a drum of One and a half. but he had three legs.
01:46:34
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I have one three quarters legs.
01:46:41
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Sarge, when I pulled him up, I knew you were full of shit because the first song is the chicken dance and I was like, this motherfucker got me. I don't know how to do that now.
01:46:56
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What up, shaman? It's like the chocolate bar. Horrible wedding. Replace that damn song. If you turn the chocolate over and I No, Brittany, don't go.
01:47:10
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Could you sing the chicken dance? i'm not No. look What is happening? I mistype that. Just a little bit. Somebody sing the chicken dance song, for Christ's sake. don't want to be a chicken. i don't want to be a duck. So kiss me. I don't want to be chicken.
01:47:32
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The only thing I knew the song I didn't know there was lyrics I had no I don't want to be a duck to a shake my butt I don't want to be a chicken out one See what you've done MoDog, you've ruined the panel I didn't know there words on that either I'm going to stay in my corner kind job If you want to be a chicken, you're going to be a duck. Get fucked in the butt. Take control of this shit, please, man.
01:48:03
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Bradley's over there morphing. It's been so snowy. I'm sore from seeing out all the ice. I ain't doing that. I'm not going to get Bradley shit, man. it's still better than Captain Planet.
01:48:16
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i used see give Hey, don't you say that, mode or
Social Media's Impact on Society
01:48:21
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Nils. That is just outrageous. Captain Planet wrong Captain Planet? yeah First thing is that Prime took it off. and He's a hero. He's going to take pollution down to zero. I'm planeteer, and you be one too.
01:48:36
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The power is yours. Really, MoDog? I was already upset about MoDog, and then Nils upset me after it all jumbled together. There were paper bags. kind of like the Metallica and U2.
01:48:51
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There were paper bags in grocery stores, natural biodegradable materials, until Captain Planet came out, then everybody went to to plastic. and just Captain Planet. They started this whole cycle thing. We're going to use plastic again. Yeah, pretty much, yeah. you captain plan honestly in your life personally when do you think the world went to hell when did you start saying like where did man corn don't don't you think captain planet would world would the world the world to hell when social media took her over and give people who should not have platforms and people who feel like their voice is important a platform to speak on
01:49:30
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take look like the lazy shaman show screens in front of their children because there's a lot of there's a lot of self-righteous righteous douche canoes out there who think they're important i'm right here glick's not wrong it did give to a rise of sociopaths don't mean nothing and shouldn't even be in front of a camera it's like i used to be out in the woods camera. Making fake food with like leaves and freezing. There was no idea. Like...
01:50:06
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like that go-karting early for a lot of people thought when this person was president or when waco attack texas happened or ruby ridge or um 9 11 or whatever the one the one thing i've noticed a major shift in when they killed harambe everything went to shit harambe harambe shouldn't have been trying to do uh you know naughty things to that little boy and they wouldn't have to drop it oh come on man he's not a grooming gorilla Oh, no. The old... The grooming gorilla.
01:50:39
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I don't know that kid from a bad mom. he was protecting that kid from a bad mom
01:50:50
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Oh, baby. This five-year-old kid crawled across, fell down into the pit where the gorilla was. but that So he had grabbed the kid by the leg and drug him up and down and stuff, you know, everything else. And the mom was screaming and everything else because she wasn't watching her kid. brought him back Because, you know, everybody's a great parent. So they recovered the kid and from the gorilla without incident and then turned around because the mom was bitching because she let her kid fall into the gorilla.
01:51:17
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ah paddock, and then they turned around and killed the gorilla. <unk> oh yeah Somebody had spray painted on my back right where I used to live. Harambe. On Wakanda forever. Harambe was a pinto. Harambe was a ramp stamp.
01:51:37
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So this is funny. When the Gorilla Glue, when the string Gorilla Glue came out, the Gorilla Glue company sued sued ah that that company in California for using that name for the strain as as like patent or copyright infringement or patent or something. So they changed it to Harambe glue.
01:51:57
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And then a lot of people got vocal and pissed off about it. Yeah, so they just put Gigi. So they just started putting Gigi on the packages. That's my old cat's name is Gigi. Oh, I wrote a song about gorilla. gorilla glue, so they must have won eventually and canceled out the stupid people.
01:52:15
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goilla really cheap It's a whole brand. There's an endless supply of stupid people. You can't cancel them out. They just keep coming in droves. I can't. What are you talking about? You can't. What talking about?
01:52:29
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Chicken butt. What's up, Remy? What's up, y'all? She'll never let me get away without doing this first. It's Britney, bitch. Yeah. Sarge pointed on something. He said something about the internet. and you want to oh go Man, I will say this because ah i would kids today, okay, Britney, for example, I'm just using you. I'm starting too.
01:52:59
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our Our generation created the internet, created this tool, and all of this information for the next generation to be smarter than we we are to change the world, right? we yeah they got dumb So you literally have library you literally have a digital library of Alexandria. Like you can learn to talk to a giraffe in five minutes or break down a motor.
01:53:21
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I love giraffes. Why is your tongue that color? could Learn how to ah fix your washer, dryer, anything. you know the The most abundant resource of free information. We had to go to the library or our parents had to get us an encyclopedia Britannica. We had to look at the stupid system to do a decimacy system. i mean It took a long time for us. and Before we started reading this shit, you could type it up in seconds on the internet and boom, it was there. There was resources, and multiple resources. and There's kids today that don't know how to start a weed eater.
01:53:54
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but just fucking yep he just pull like until it goes bru but but remember It's like how the hell did the next generation get so goddamn dumb? My older brother is called my older sister by my dad because we would swap chores. He would do the laundry and dishes and I would go out and mow the lawn and do the weed wagon. thought you were going to say closed for a minute.
01:54:17
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That would have made more sense. I thought you were going to say closed.
01:54:24
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yeah yeah so i mean i was always raised by my dad so i enhanced his own construction company so that's kind of how i was raised yeah um jobss i my me is about everyone see you want go your room baby and nobody knows anything and it just there's there's certain things that i find myself like oh my god i like i'm kind of like i know i know this and i know a better way of doing things than some people are doing and i'm like i have severe mental problems if you guys can't tell i've always heard about burning disabilities but
01:55:06
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and burning disabilities but There's things that I'm like, like how are they how are people not how are people doing this and how are people not seeing this and not knowing this when I am so very stupid and these things are simple to me?
01:55:23
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I hate that I'm related to Bradley right now. If you're older than me, then you shouldn't know how to breathe and you shouldn't be alive. The hardest things are simple and the easiest things are so complicated. And social media, the tool that it was presented to be, took away common sense from the youth of this generation, this current generation.
01:55:43
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i Yeah. right Took away all goddamn sense. Yeah, are. Roblox destroying. Making sense over here at the nonsensical network. lets go right Yeah. Right. That's irony. Wow. You got slapped the head and it wasn't called child abuse. It was called cognitive reset.
01:56:09
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Hell yeah! That's exactly what I'm talking about. When I walked through the store with my father, it was a toy store. I went into Toys R Us and I touched the toy and it said, try me. So I pressed the button and my dad smacked me on top of the head and he said, that's not yours. Don't touch it. Oh yeah, everybody everybody from gen x got everybody from Gen X got that speech. We're going into the store. Don't fucking look at something. Don't touch anything and I'm not buying you shit.
01:56:34
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ah smack but The smack of the back of the head, like in upward motion. Like if I was wearing a head, it would knock it off. Upward motion. That's not yours. Don't touch it.
01:56:46
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as i want to switch real quick Go out in the air and find yourself a switch that I can beat you with. Oh, yeah. Or a belt. What if you just didn't find one?
01:56:59
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Well, you had to make sure they were thicker because the thinner ones would have done more.
01:57:05
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You know what I'm saying? Yes. No. You get the grandma that will make you go back out into the yard and find one even smaller than the expectation that she originally set.
01:57:19
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i Get thinner. and there ah When my father said... go out on the lawn because i don't want to get the blood on the carpet and hear your mother bitch. That's when I knew shit was real.
01:57:29
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Well, I didn't have a mom growing up. As I said earlier, and was Jersey reiterated it, um,
01:57:40
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it's not It has nothing to do with youth or age. Some people just spend on panels and on the internet. People think that just because there's a platform for them that they are important or that they are relevant or that their fucking opinion matters. And unfortunately...
01:57:59
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90 plus percent of them are uneducated buffoons that get all of their information from other uneducated buffoons on social media. If we got rid of all of them, we wouldn't have lolcows anymore. so you know, come on. We need some people to point laugh at.
01:58:16
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there You know what Glick, if you wanted me to leave, you said so. You didn't have to do this roundabout way. Okay, I'll leave. Fine. Fuck. That's what AI bullshit these days. Oh, Jenna, I wasn't talking about it. That's what you say about a lot of the videos you see where old people doing dumb shit. Like, you have to figure, like, these old people, shouldn't they know better? But there is no age limit.
01:58:36
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Like, when you're doing these shows or any kind of show, there is, like, old people, young people doing it at the same. And they're they're dumb just the same. Stupidity does not have an age limit. Y'all heard it here first. No, it does not.
01:58:51
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We've experienced different things, like said. People older didn't didn't have their whole life on the fucking internet.
01:59:02
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People at a certain time had their whole life on the internet. like This is a new thing to me. this is man i took a six month digital detox from youtube from everything and like i didn't it it was an intentional ghost of everybody you know to kind of focus on yourself and get away from that shit everybody's like oh my gosh where where's neil's what happened blah blah blah and it's like i'm like god he's still here i'm still here evers thank good i don't need this all the time like some people thrive on it i thrive on cutting firewood
01:59:37
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You know and you know like people get so worked up and and get not only do people get worked up but other people get so entranced by fucking internet drama.
01:59:53
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No, I don't like
01:59:56
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like that. They leave somebody in another state. 2019, my cell phone. Go ahead. Punch in the mouth for for speaking out of turn or speaking out of pocket because of the way you act on the internet. And then it's just, there's real life out there. And and that's what people don't understand anymore because it's, and and and I'm saying this as we're on a live stream right now that we do weekly.
02:00:22
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But I have so much more. Yeah, but in this live stream, it's, In this live stream stream, we know we're all full of shit. We we make a point of it. if you get a butt groove, then that's your problem. There's way too many people that don't know where that line between fantasy and reality is anymore. Yeah. That's the point. Well, you got a whole generation race on reality TV and they think that's the way they're supposed to behave. The nonsensical network is being used for the tool it was intended to be to socialize, to educate stuff on racing and other topics and things like that.
02:00:59
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How, how was meant to be, but it's not like, Hey, if I miss an episode, you know, Hey, I'm a bad person type of thing because their life gets in the way, you know, that's, that's a priority.
02:01:11
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yeah That's not a bad thing. Outside of these shows that I do, i have a whole ass another life. I work. I got kids. I'm in a relationship. We're doing things like... And if your life kind of got in the way, you wouldn't give a shit about going on YouTube, would you?
02:01:26
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Oh, no. i'm on politically I've literally on ah on a Thursday come back here. And this this is a true story. I was scrolling social media, and you guys know Kissing Willith. I've had him on the show twice on on my music show.
02:01:40
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I was scrolling through social media and the guys were playing at a bar five minutes from my house and I came back here on a Thursday. I told Kayla, I said, Hey, I ain't doing a show Saturday night. We're going to see Kissing Lou. I put in the group chat, no chat, no show Saturday night. And they're like, why? What's up? We'll do And I'm like, Nope, no show Saturday night.
02:01:55
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I'm going to see Kissing Lou. They're like, Oh yeah. Let's go. Have fun. Real life comes first. This is not real life. These aren't the real life. not going to miss an opportunity to see one of my favorite bands find me at my house. I love you guys. Don't get me wrong.
02:02:16
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I love you guys. But one of my favorite bands is right down the road. Yeah, I'm going to go see them while we're sitting here. yeah You know. i'm staying mu about My cell phone crapped out in 2019, so I said, screw it, I'm not getting another one. And I went like a whole year without a cell phone. And um my wife hated it because of the long drive to work and stuff if something happened.
02:02:40
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i was like, I'll find somebody. You know, somebody will stop and help, or I'll walk somewhere and call you. Anyhow, so I loved it, man. I loved it. friends and stuff were like i haven't heard from you man and i said you know where i live ah you know where i live stop buying visit just like put it somewhere and not like use it yeah like i want to get if it wasn't for work honestly i would i would uh definitely not have one right now i I mean, like if you call for emergencies, is one like just have something for that. like if you don't want like Don't go on social media or anything. You don't have to not have a phone. You don't have to you don't have to have a phone. Turn the phone off and bring it with you. and When you get into a car accident or when somebody needs help and they could you can't find their phone, and like... like
02:03:29
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yeah's a I just had to buy a phone the other day. know you know like already but always carry a bat signal in the car just for that reason. even just for you. If you run into a situation where somebody's dying and and they can't get to their phone and you don't have a phone, that's shitty. That's shitty just because you didn't feel like having a phone. have one and just turn it off no i have a med kit with you all the time situation if you're running a situation where somebody could be dying and you need to call the cops here's an idea turn it on and call the cops that's all you need not even that like it but but today everybody has a phone everybody
02:04:17
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because chose not to have a fucking thing that we invented. now Human beings invented this thing. Just like going into the forest. If you went into the forest without a gun and was mauled by an animal, I wouldn't and say you're stupid because as human beings, we've invented weapons that could defeat animals and you shouldn't walk around alone in forest just like you andnna hair i shouldn't You shouldn't be driving around let let them go i without a phone when you could save somebody's life.
02:04:47
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I never go anywhere without a weapon, but go ahead. No, like I just said, i could listen to me. You run into a situation where you're the only one there and somebody is dying and they can't reach their phone and you can't access their phone and now because of the choice, the choice that you made, you don't have a phone and now they die. Well, now your argument has already failed because even if their phone is locked,
02:05:14
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Well, even if their phone is locked, you you can still dial 911 from it. Yes. Yes. And even if you don't think you have service, it'll still reach your time. dying and they can't You know what? This whole conversation has really convinced me to get rid of my phone.
Medical Field Insights and Humor
02:05:29
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Thank you. I forgot someone was even here. damn. You don't want to help people. find that no you can't say that. really you don't know me. to do You can't say that, Bradley. No, I don't want to help people. People suck.
02:05:46
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People do suck, you shouldn't let them die when you don't have to. when you All you have to turn your phone on or turn it off if you don't want to need a phone to save someone's life. no yes mean Yes, you do. Sometimes you do, actually. I'm taking Bradley's time, and ba which I don't. I hate. Exactly. Man, you're being dumb. I will say, it is very helpful to have him down there. Exactly. What are you going to mail the letter to somebody and be like, yo, my friend is dying? yeah
02:06:22
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It's called Darwinism. yeah how do you that bradley have you tried it works sometimes
02:06:31
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do that to call you can't call triary by books na sim then yeah have you how do you know that braley have you tried it works sometimes In the middle of nowhere, you probably don't have self-service. Mustafa, don't say that or I won't tow your car. My kit's still full. I still carry it everywhere, in Jersey, even at work. I got my IFAT kit in my pack for work, even though we're not a allowed to touch people.
02:07:04
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um like sometimes like bro i carry my ipac with me too let's go but uh yeah even even in the in the car i have with me all the times colder weather i keep it here and stuff but i always have and stuff with our ca on me yeah have i've got few i've got two upstairs i got one in my pack what Narcan, saline, everything everything. Man, I was a paramedic for 25 years. oh Because you are the fucking EMT. Yeah, I was a paramedic for 25 years. I just left the ER last March after...
02:07:37
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24 years. internet she brick she' frozen i't fucking no you're not i carry a nine million eitherter with oh we We do Jersey. We do. um And yeah, I was in the disaster for six months. One of the first teams in the first week to Hurricane Helena in East Tennessee, and western North Carolina. i bless you my sir Yeah, that's all I've done. I've done disasters for 34 years.
02:08:01
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And now you are i was i'm just Yeah, Jersey, I was I was I mean, still technically my license is valid, but yeah, um'm I'm done with the medical field done. Oh, it's too toxic now least you don't dre me You know what sucks when you think something's your calling but it just wastes 20 years of your life No, I won't say that. It wasn't a waste. Every bit of it was worth it. Yeah, it wasn't a waste. I just got burned out. just got burned out. I can only imagine how much you actually learn over over the 20-year span. That alone is worth a lot.
02:08:38
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We'll never know if it's Shaman or not. He never shows his face. i i' loved and Honestly, the reason I did the job is I loved bringing Order to Chaos.
02:08:51
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speaking of but i love sir I love bringing chaos to order. Yeah. i love Every day went to work, no matter how stressful it was, man, I loved my job. i loved it. i just i just um I just got burned out over years. It's like you know doing the the same thing and I wanted to do something different.
02:09:10
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Can we get into the nitty gritty? Did you save people's lives? Did you ever you know get into that? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Clear! Did cleared does ever do that? Clear! And they came alive.
02:09:22
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Did you ever do that? My physics monitors, yeah. Cool. Can to have like a like a tell me more about it? yeah as No. just I don't want to get into that. That's the passion. That's the passion.
02:09:37
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Nils, have you ever given a lobotomy? Bradley needs to know. Oh my gosh, Jenna. I wanted to several times. Give me a lobotomy with your dick. Why are you asking that?
02:09:51
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I'm gonna sell more for this, just for occasions like this. What are you Yeah, good, Remy. Jedi, I think we have to break up now. No, Mandy, don't leave me. Baby, don't go. You can blame it on me.
02:10:08
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is it Is it normal? I will probably see Jedi and Mandy together. In the midst of you saving them. No. what Wait, what? It's it's not normal or is normal? No.
02:10:20
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No, it's not normal. You haven't had anyone piss or shit themselves in the midst of it. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Everything from a seizure patient to an overdose patient, to a heart attack patient, to a stroke patient. I mean,
02:10:34
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did you make after, after you say, if you did save them and they were alive, did you make fun of them for, for making an accident? Never, never. And actually had, and the staff knew this at any patient that expired.
02:10:48
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um Oh, no. no That ah I would go in personally and um and, you know, prepare them for the family to come in and stuff like that, because I i take it very seriously. So.
02:11:03
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any staff Any staff that would come in and you know if the patient's expired and they start laughing and make fun of them, leave the room. Leave the room on white grass. I didn't put up with that shit. I take death very seriously. so Yeah, of course you should. that so my guy mean i and That's not saying that you won't develop like a dark humor throughout the thing, but you know there's a time and a place for everything. you know Yeah. I'm fucked up light of everything but yeah of course you should it's ridiculous no yeah thank you my dog goodness I'm sorry for bringing that up that's a good thing honestly good for you dude I don't talk about the past experiences and shit like that with it one you don't have to talk about it anymore but good for you for helping out and everything that's awesome
02:11:51
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Queen it's about somebody who has a deal with you know what up cm f there's i'm dyslexic i'm just like so what's a queen You said CMR. Yeah, it's not like that. youro Man, and you can ask MoDog. Even the military in Jersey. corrected myself, Brittany. Fuck off. It's like yeah we don't talk about this shit like you just went to a rock concert. You know, that's not how it is. I'm going to call bullshit on that because I know a lot of people in the medical field and they they all talk about everything.
02:12:23
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It's different for everybody. Everybody. has their own fucking mental stuff going on. Some people have that bleeding heart, man, and they can spill stuff, but most of us don't even talk about it. It's not the same for everyone. More than half of you will openly talk about it and tell the story. You do it and then and everything about that because It's a way of dealing with it. Just to shut down and say, we don't talk about it, that's BS. There are people that do it.
02:12:52
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they are like because i mean There's That we'll talk about to each other. like like there's some so There's some shit about you know from Mo Doggy we'll never say here. And there's stuff that I will never say here about our experience in the service. But we can talk to each other about it in a can fire over bourbons. Then you talk about it. How about that?
02:13:12
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But service and medical are two different two different things. But I have a lot of people in my family and my personal life in the medical field. And the majority, yeah, there are some like you that don't want to talk about it. But the majority of them, 100% will absolutely talk about it.
02:13:29
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And it depends on how to process and deal with things. But like said. Well, to each other, yeah. If if they're in the medical field, when they can talk to you in front of each it military? It's the same thing with like... just No, not already, no. What I think is happening right now is I think that he's not it's not only, you know, it's not only hard to talk about, but I think it's also a respect because he's talking about ah respect. Like he doesn't want to, because it's the respect, like, you know, like a medical kind of, you know, if you're somebody's doctor, you don't want to talk about their ailments. Just like if... there there should that's
02:14:07
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HIPAA violations, yeah. Yeah, it's not necessarily. Not necessarily. My cousin told me that she found a light bulb up somebody's asshole. Yeah. my own code also it's i mean Also, it's hard. I'll give you this example. but but I'll give you this example, and it is quite funny, actually, but going to get burn one while I talk about this. so ahead of names You can tell stories without saying names. I had a really good couple that, you know... that Nearly wed couple the husband went on tri-anel. She said sure if I can shove something up your ass So he came in with a damn ah hairbrush and I'm talking to wired here The x-ray was wild that was funny as hell Then we had another couple in flu season this was back in the early 2000s had a quilt wrapped around she even in front of him They were walking inside and this is before they did bedside registration. So we told him hey you go over there and register
02:15:00
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You know, both of you, and we'll get her back here and we'll get started just kind of to mitigate the process. And he said, I can't. And we're like, what do you mean? He said, if you let me come back there and talk to you, I can explain it.
02:15:12
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The plane was around both of them. He was standing behind her. Well, he had popped a cup of Viagra on their honeymoon night and decided, you know, at the hotel to do their thing. And he got stuck inside of her.
02:15:26
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i about vi a viaular a fucking dog yeah say like like So we were like, you know, she can't relax and we can't give him fluids because the fluids have to come out somewhere. And that just, that's harder. That's worse on her. So we were,
02:15:43
Speaker
So like an hour trying to figure out how the hell to to ease this process. and you know Can you pause for a second? Because I have a novice opinion about what's happening right now. So did he take any Viagra Hansel Pills?
02:15:57
Speaker
I'm guessing. Yeah, he took Viagra and then they were doing their thing. And then... He couldn't go down. And the only way to to solve that when normal cases, if you're not stuck in inside someone, is they have to take a needle to your penis and remove blood from the actual penis to make it go down. Correct. yeah that's one That's one option, yes.
02:16:18
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If your penis is stuck inside of a... I really hate this guy too i'm not I'm not going to get into the details, but we we got the problem solved. animal where they literally can't pull out. Dogs. Dogs. Dogs. Okay, I thought it was dogs. Bitches. How are you over there, hon? You said dogs. You said dogs the first thing. When you see dogs after ass, that means the dude's stuck in the chick.
02:16:50
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I know it doesn't happen to me twice. Wow. What is happening? I don't know. Really, Brandon? What kind of dog got a hold of you?
02:17:03
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Like, share, and subscribe if you like talking to the dog. Yeah, hit that like button until it gets stuck in your ass. But yeah, the majority of it, we don't you don't want to recall past experiences.
02:17:17
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I apologize. I wouldn't say the majority. There's a lot of people, especially these days. and didn't they I wouldn't say the majority just because, like I said, ah I have...
02:17:29
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so many family and friends that are in that field and and it i mean just based off of the ones that i know personally um it's definitely not the majority that's going to take it that serious and and and act like he's is a real not horrible problem you um they they'll we talk about things it's a way to you know i mean my ex-wife was in the medical field and when her and all her friends would get together it was it was just insanity if you're if you're still in it i can understand yeah there's a lot of insanity to it and i don't know how sorry is but um like after national boards if you're saying the medical field and then going back to the service like certain things that's like
02:18:15
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yeah I know a lot of service members that won't talk about what they did or what happened. And that's normal. I mean, that's part of the process of, ah public that you know, healing and stuff like that. Okay, I'm next.
02:18:28
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at the At the end of the day, i mean, nurses and and and nurses are are crazy. some of they should If they're still in the field, yeah, because it's it's when you stop doing this when everything hits you. is when you And I come from a family of of firefighters and and first responders and stuff like that. And my uncle's been out of...
02:18:47
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My uncle was a firefighter for 20 some odd years EMT doing this that now that he still talks about some of the crazy shit He's been out for over 20 years He still talks about some of the crazy shit that happened when he was a firefighter slash EMT and Share that for some people thank him for his service Yeah, so I retired battalion deputy chief hey about your experience You might want to talk about it, but when you got that couple separated did she evacuate?
02:19:18
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ah No, everything was everything was fine. Okay. yeah everything was fine Thank you for ruining my fantasy. Keep going back to the military. yeah but you know and Public safety in the military and stuff like that, like even here, there's no awards. there's no Everything that was achieved, it none of it everything's in the closet.
02:19:35
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and um because If you have to look at it, you have to remember it. and There's some shit you don't want to remember because you don't always remember the good times. had this It's those other experiences that hit you and you have to Not saying that you're a coward for not facing it. as you You lived through it. You did it, but you don't have to remember it each day. That's that's done. That's a closed book.
02:19:54
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no That's a new chapter in your history. What Jersey does is, I mean, i you know me personally, There's a lot of reasons why I couldn't be in the medical field, but what Jersey does in particular, and I don't want to, I'm sure you've talked about it before, Jersey. I could never do that. And Jersey's a goddamn angel for what she does. and i And I hope that when my time comes, somebody like Jersey's there for me.
02:20:19
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But, you know, Jersey can tell you the highest turnover rate was actually the burn units. I never experienced that, thank goodness.
02:20:35
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Nurses and shit like that. That's, that's that's the you know, i don't know. To say the medical service industry as a whole and and and lump them in as a whole.
02:20:46
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yeah here You got to go into all the different avenues. and And like I said, what Jersey does, I'm sure it's hard. And I'm sure she doesn't like talking about it. movie we're gonna Nurses aren't paid enough.
02:20:58
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the Nurses do 90% of the work. They're not paid enough. Nurses are like, forgive me. nurses do a lot of work. Nurses are underappreciated, but you know, there's people below nurses that, that unfortunately do a lot more and and yeah tax owner and do ah and and do a lot more of the gross shitty stuff and get no recognition for it at the end of the day. You have to go through the ranks, you know? Yeah, yeah even text, the text, PCTs.
02:21:28
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Ugh. They get the hardest part. I'm going to say the hardest part. They get the less stressful, but still it's hard work for them. that hard I hope that came across Jersey.
02:21:39
Speaker
Yeah. AR work, man. From the time you hit the door to your gun. Yeah, it's rough stuff. I would never want to clean another human means poo. It's just me. I'm sorry.
02:21:52
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i remember one of my friends. I mean, I started off as a tech and went up I started off at the bottom and and worked my way up. I mean, if it was a human being of myself, then yeah I wouldn't mind that. But I'm talking about another human being.
02:22:08
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I got no problem getting her clothes cut off and had crabs jumping out.
02:22:15
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hell yeah that's my oh deconing somebody after um yeah uh uh discovering um but that that that sucks because you have to cut their clothes off to help them you know or whatever they cut their clothes off when somebody's in an accident what are you talking about yeah shit from you the and then i can't get up type thing you see You're saying that somebody had so many crabs.
02:22:44
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that dad they were up your clothes on but They were a whole property. brad like bradley I'm
02:23:02
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what are you talking about i'm not kidding dude There are pictures and everything. We sold them. I got no problem taking care of people. My brother and his wife is medical healthcare industry.
02:23:20
Speaker
I don't want to deal with sick people's fucking families. He's the Karen's. pro up Family members in the hospital, I would have gotten fired for choking somebody out.
02:23:33
Speaker
Honestly, the worst glick was was like the Alzheimer and dementia patients especially dementia patients hadn't just that mental deterioration man then it it It made me so sad because you never want to see someone mentally deteriorate like that We have like basically like my mother and like i had to take care of her because it was during i have the hospital care during we have like the people bring in like a hospital bed and everything and i took care of her my dad didn't feel comfortable giving her a shower so i did all that shit you know good good the dementia shit is so hard like they turn on they don't know what's going on they're scared yeah my grandma died with dementia it's horrible man crawling really is
02:24:22
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you're very then the sunda And the Sundowners, and I mean, it's appropriately named because they'll be fine all day, man. And right when it hits 5 p.m., everything flips and they want to fight you and they hate you and yeah they don't know who you are. You've been with them all day and they don't know who you are and they think you're trying to rob them or steal them or kill them, you know. And you just mentally, that' that's a strain. So it's like everybody whose family, their parents or family members get to mention stuff. I feel for them. That's that's a tough situation to go to.
02:24:52
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Yeah, anticipatory grief, yes. had a difficult with my grandpa and my grandma back to back, so it like fucking sucked.
02:25:01
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uh my friend down the road he went to go see his mother um his dad was a uh he was in buds he he was a seal and in vietnam and stuff his dad died a couple years ago a tractor accident but his wife was in there and so my buddy's mom was in the nursing home and um she went to go see him one day and he's got one other brother and she didn't even recognize him called him by his brother's name and he was just like mom it's me And she didn't even recognize him. yeah that' Didn't even remember that she had a son. And I was like, that's... so That's like, ah. Yeah, that's rough.
02:25:37
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I'm going to cry. right lucky People get old, people die. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, and they poop themselves. so um and brownley does that must be all to do on the hell of jedi i' I'm flip the script. y'all are After a vodka, gets dementia.
02:25:56
Speaker
What are you guys? What channel is this? Save all this lame... I forgot Shawman was here. Yeah, let's get away from the heavy shit, guys. Damn.
02:26:09
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know it's cold and depressing outside the shit. but yeah Let's start talking about... Let's talk about dicks getting stuck
Winter Weather and Alcohol Preferences
02:26:15
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again. That was a little lighter. Baby, it's cold outside. It feels like tonight...
02:26:23
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reveals likeniie large It feels like tonight's temperature in Florida, Orlando, Florida, is going to be negative one. Shut up, Sherman. don't fucking care. Still in Miami? been negative things all week here.
02:26:39
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Every morning, i I got a buddy of mine in Georgia. And I sent him a Snapchat the other morning. It was negative 15 degrees. That was the normal tension temperature. That wasn't the wind chill factor. And he was like, bro, is that even a real number? And I was like, yeah. But in all actuality, it's like negative 25 degrees here, negative 30 degrees. And he was like, get the fuck out, dude. I'm done. And the sad part about it is Homeboy was born and raised in Buffalo. And you guys know who he is.
02:27:05
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You guys know who he is. No shit. It's this guy right here. No fucking way. No shit. No, Rick. Yeah, Bert Kreischer. Yeah, Ricky. Oh, shit. Who's in the background? I've never noticed that before, Blake. Who's in the background? It's Bert Kreischer in the background. You didn't know that? That's what thought. I was like, that looks like Bert back there. I am the machine. Oh, such a great skit.
02:27:32
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Such a great skit. The sound that it makes when they get their belly buttons apart, it's like
02:27:44
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He's the machine. I'm the Squatch. We're friends. it's It's funny how last weekend with with this Arctic cold we were got we were hit by and all the snow. and There's people in Florida like, oh, it's 72 here and it's fucking snowing in Miami tonight.
02:27:59
Speaker
Yeah. However, wasn't making fun of anybody when it was cold because knew it was coming. Scott and I Jedi. But you know, our houses aren't even made for this kind of weather. Like we got pipes. You'll be fine.
02:28:17
Speaker
You'll be fine. By Wednesday, it'll be 80 degrees again. Shut up. We'll be all right. i got no shit I got no sympathy for y'all in the South when it gets a little cold for a day or two. I know, right? Well, you know what? If you have no sympathy for us now, then don't expect any sympathy when when you have a blizzard.
02:28:39
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oh darn why the he we it's like Oh, yeah. Blizzards don't bother us. It's when it's 100 degrees in the summertime and 90% humidity. Everybody of Florida is like, we call that Tuesday.
02:28:50
Speaker
We got 14 inches of snow last week. That's what she said. Last Sunday, we got 14 inches of snow. it's It's Saturday night, six days later. You know how many inches of snow are still fucking outside? 14 fucking inches. And it's still in the air.
02:29:04
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Well, the thing is, the first layer was like two inches of fucking ice. We didn't have any ice out here in Ohio. yeah we got the Yeah, you got you got the straight up snow your way, Glick. we got We got the snow, like the six, eight inches of snow, and then we got two two inches of ice, and then we got more snow on top of that. So you step on the ground, and it doesn't even compress. Yeah. I tried to do no inch, and it did not work. gotta get out of here. I'm having a Telling y'all to have a good night. Peace and love, everyone. Have a good one, Bradley. Peace and love. Good night. I see you later. Please don't ever take that fucking hell off again. Hey, Bradley, man, don't get stuck. Don't get stuck in anything, all right, Bradley?
02:29:53
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yeah there There ain't enough Viagra for that. It's 30 tonight. got stuck in the shampoo bottle. Son of a bitch. It's like what? It's name it's minus 14 or 15 here tonight.
02:30:07
Speaker
It's minus 14. I love it though. This this reminds me of weather back home. I love it. I hate it. I hate it too.
02:30:18
Speaker
I only hate this because I'm not prepared for it. I'm not going to buy a bunch of clothes for three days. Just put a hoodie on Put a blanket on. Base layers if it's too cold.
02:30:32
Speaker
Are you kidding? i guys I got like seven layers on right now. I'm walking the dog. I even have a heated vest.
02:30:40
Speaker
A heated vest? What's that? yeah I don't know why you guys don't have them up north. and These things are great. Oh, shit. well well sorry What a cock tease. What a goddamn cock tease. I'm sorry. I'm i'm double double pushing over here. Pablo Francisco is fucking up here. I brought you up. He kicked you up. Don't blame me. Cheers. What's up, fuckers? My dog. oh on me I figured brad i figure Bradley was gone. I could come up now.
02:31:13
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He didn't want to get you stuck inside you, did you? what i What did I do? Hey, Last week we had discussion, and I know you've seen this, but everybody else hasn't got a chance to see this.
02:31:28
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We had a discuss ah discussion, and one night only, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, shit. Here it comes. Shaman and Glick are joining forces. oh on the course This is going to be epic. Butt stuff is real.
02:31:44
Speaker
Damn right, MoDog. Damn right. Shaman the Crackoon and Glick the Mess Squatch. One night only. We're going to take down the evil forces of Cocaine Bear and Sir Beef Wellington.
02:32:00
Speaker
What? I don't know. Let's go. Let's go. Kirby Flankton's been working out. You guys got your work cut out for you. That sounds like a shaman noodle soup night.
02:32:11
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yeah With soda on the side? Yeah. With a bit of garlic and Glick. As long as there's gluten. with a little bit of garlic and glick okay so as long as there's no gluten child That's his one weakness. That is his one weakness. No, clear game. Okay, so you're the Sasquatch Glick. Who's the little raccoon in the hoodie thing?
02:32:40
Speaker
Shaman crack coon. I just love it as I'm reading it. Somebody teach Brittany to read. smelly Brittany's never really seen his face, so he didn't have much to go off of. yeah yeah hey charge i sorry I've seen his pretty accurate. pretty accurate yeah She's my face in her dreams.
02:33:03
Speaker
so i mean I'm not going to lie. Sir Beef Wellington is pretty jacked. He's been working out. He didn't skip leg day or nothing. Who is that? Leg day, chest day, core. I think the unlikely tag team duo of Shaman, Crackoon, and Glick the Mess Squatch can handle...
02:33:25
Speaker
Cocaine Bear and Beef Wellington. Let me check FanDuel. I want to see what the... Last week we were talking goal like we were talking wrestling conspiracies and James Twadua was like, hey, did you know that on the same night that Chris Van Laa his tag team partner Beef Wellington died? And it wasn't Beef Wellington, it was Beef Wellington. It wasn't Beef Wellington.
02:33:54
Speaker
James argued that shit for 30 minutes too, man. He kept saying Beef Wellington. that okay bear and then we shaman bewelling is like um and james james argued that shit for thirty minutes too man yeah he did kept he kept he kept saying it's beef wellington my god he was he was almost right and He was almost right. Dude, Gordon Ramsay almost showed up to bitch slap him, okay? Wow.
02:34:23
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It's fucking raw. This is shit.
02:34:29
Speaker
The place got so much oil on it the US is about to invade it. Depending on where it is if I'm available.
02:34:40
Speaker
well yeah Obviously it's going to be a home game but I feel that yeah because i'm I'm kind of busy one to two weekends in May. so sorry I'm starting a new job that's got pretty fucked up hours. 3 to kind of shit.
02:34:55
Speaker
Oh, second shift. Shit. yeah Hey, that's a job. I feel that. hu Job's job, money's money. Damn right. It's sales, so it makes sense. That's when it's, you know, best time to reach people and shit. Yeah. kind Countrywide.
02:35:13
Speaker
Next weekend. let's go this small That's not bad. No. but I would say, hell, come work for us, but you have to drive all the way to Georgetown. going talk and What?
02:35:27
Speaker
What, Britt? and MoDog, I would say come work for us, but we don't hire old-ass fucking people. yeah I know. You wouldn't want me out working, all you fucking young people.
02:35:39
Speaker
That is a bad look. That is a bad look. That's what I love about my job, man, is running circles around 20-year-olds. I'm not going to mention any names, MoDog, but to outwork some of the people in ah here at at my company, ah the Not-A-Sensical Network, is you could probably do it in your sleep.
02:35:56
Speaker
Oh, shit. Shots fired. Bum, bum, bum, bum.
02:36:02
Speaker
the plus Plus the pay here at the Nonsensical Network is terrible. It sucks, huh? They pay you in Canadian money. You're going to get a bunch of loonies. It's all fucking Cheerios and butt sex, man. i pay i pay you in Miller High Life and Cheerio butt sex. I get back to work and I won't be drinking this shit anymore. I'll be going back to bourbon and stuff.
02:36:31
Speaker
there you go yeah said that i was and i get back to work and i'm going to stop drinking this cheap stuff and this stuff is really delicious and i like it so and that's what's like is i've been drinking this for the last few months right because it's cheap 12 12 pack for 12 bucks I've actually developed a fucking taste for it. I think it actually tastes pretty good now.
02:36:50
Speaker
and i i yeah i used I'm a little pissed off at myself with it. I used to drink the champagne of beers when I was broke, and it got to a point where i was like, when I had money, I still bought it because I was like, it's actually not bad.
02:37:05
Speaker
yeah it's not it looks like Glick's like, we'll we'll pay you an old Milwaukee cheap cigarettes and cliff bars. Oh, God, I would never stoop that low pay somebody an old Milwaukee's beast. Oh, God. my dad know walk dad used My dad used to drink that when I was growing up, and he would try to accuse me of stealing his beer. And I'm like, why would I drink your disgusting, cheap, rot-gut beer when I drink fucking Budweiser? Because clearly I have more money than you. You know?
02:37:36
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Man, ah the last time ah I drank Old Milwaukee, a bunch of us, it was actually my firefighters, man. We ended up getting hammered and and shooting each other with paintball guns at point-blank range. that bad hurt hold up That sounds familiar. weekend.
02:37:54
Speaker
the all Jedi, that's that's what that's what they need to do in your fucking state, dude. in yeah you know if they only If they did it to me, I'd finally get some color. We should ah see what you did like we should all have a paintball fight together.
02:38:13
Speaker
Hell yeah, in Jedi's house. yeah The only time
Paintball Adventures
02:38:17
Speaker
I ever drank Old Milwaukee's Beast was when my old man was like, you know... You're grown enough. We should have a beer together. He gave it to me and I took a drink out of it. I said, yeah, you can have that back. We should go up to Jedi's in the middle of winter when all the paintballs are frozen ask people. your kid go to the layering center?
02:38:38
Speaker
That's what I like to paintballs in the winter and the paintballs are frozen it because you're running out. Or here's an idea. Even if it's in the summertime, you just put your paintballs in the freezer before you put your paintballs.
02:38:49
Speaker
Yeah, that's what i I did. I did that to my brother one time, man. Scott, was hired. I don't know He's going to put you whatever position wants you in. That's right.
02:39:01
Speaker
scott was hired i don't know what and it's goingnna be but it's probably goingnna be a couple different positions and he's gonna put you on what he's gonna put you whatever position he will you in that's right scott You're definitely going to be under Glick.
02:39:16
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Just saying. I'll dress up like a priest.
02:39:26
Speaker
We had an open position here, MoDog. Sorry. i guess we please We can still find another spot for you, guess. I'm good with the no-butt sex payment. all No, MoDog's the one that's going to be filming okay? He's the cameraman.
02:39:42
Speaker
Oh, yeah, cameraman. That's what he does for Lee. Come on now. I still want to give Chicago to a ah like five pair of really badass suspenders.
02:39:54
Speaker
Britt couldn't get a word in. You made her rage quit, man. I'm sorry.
02:40:00
Speaker
Come back, Brittany. she Cheers, Brittany, wherever you are. and Brittany, bitch. She'll be back. love There we go. She'll go woomsaw and then she'll be back.
02:40:12
Speaker
sure there was There was a guy, I don't think he has it anymore, but there was a guy about 25 minutes down the road from me that had this, ah he had 72 acres that he turned into a fucking paintball. Just whatever. Had hills, creeks, caves, fucking rivers. 72 acres? Oh, it was fucking awesome, man. That would be crazy cool. It was fucking, yeah.
02:40:33
Speaker
Like when you first go into it, if you've never been there before, like typically if you've been to like a yeah a paintball park or facility, whatever that's outside, And you normally got the, you know, the wires that are turned over and, you know, maybe a fucking rundown car whatever, you know, and people are just hiding behind them. So he had the, that was the front half took up probably about, I don't know, a third of a fucking acre. oh And that's where, that's where most of the people would go. Just like weekend warrior paintball kind of people, you know, but all the fucking guys that were into it, girls too. would go out and go out on the all the rest of his fucking property. you know so this like A fucking game a game would take hours. Fucking hours. I have like some serious aerosolter friends up this way, and they would go up to a place up towards Clicks, and there's like a huge place up there that they would go to or three times a year. There's a place I don't know about
02:41:28
Speaker
25 minutes from me and it's it's a big it's it's a big place so they've got like they do airsoft they do paintball but they've got like the uh the quote-unquote uh professional paintball course you know with all the inflatable uh but then they've got the balloons and shit yeah they've also got like the uh the the rundown the rundown post-apocalyptic city you know yeah yeah it's like a full mouth course man Yeah. They should be videos from it. I was like, holy shit. Yeah. Both courses great. I mean, for paintball and or airsoft, we used to go up there quite a bit.
02:42:03
Speaker
We always did the run down city because a lot of the buildings that were there, um it's it's over. don't know anybody's ever heard of the Haunted Hoochie, which is like one of the biggest. Haunted Hoochie?
02:42:18
Speaker
Haunted Hoochie. Attractions in Ohio. That's a bad ass damn name. Haunted Hoochie. Yeah, some grandma with a big old worn out fucking pussy. Yeah, pretty much. but It's on the same property and it's just an old farm.
02:42:31
Speaker
So a lot of the buildings were there from the farm days, but then they put other stuff in there. Like you said, Mo Daughter, return cars, old old cars, old equipment. I've been there, actually. We've we've all we've all done the paintball there. We used to go there all the time. My buddy actually, his bachelor party...
02:42:49
Speaker
ah We started the day because it was like a whole. We started the day. it was a whole thing. and Wait a minute. Wait a minute. when When was this? Because that's the one and only time I've been there was for a paintball fucking bachelor party.
02:43:00
Speaker
They do. a bit How fucking weird would it be if that was one I was at? That would be funny as fuck. Oh, wow. How long have they been married now? this This was 2004.
02:43:13
Speaker
Oh, they definitely haven't been married for 20. Well, maybe they have been married for 20. That would have been fucking funny, man. i i know contract but i wreck In my mind, you were both there at the same time. yeah Oh, how the turns had tape.
02:43:26
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I know. Before the match started, this dude was talking all kinds of and before the before the match started this this dude talk all kinds of shit and i was like i'm gonna this kid's world up or you know and i dotted both of his eyes on his mask and i shot his trigger finger and they're like and mind you i didn't have my glasses on and they're like yo glick can you not be a sniper out there and i'm like i i don't know how i managed to pull that feet off at the end of the day because i was aiming for his trigger finger but i hit both both sides of his goggles and then i hit his oh yes
02:44:03
Speaker
I'm going to smoke this kid. and he was
Jokes and Lighthearted Exchanges
02:44:07
Speaker
my He was my main objective, my main target the whole time. He wasn't a kid. hes a little That's why Shaman doesn't have a face.
02:44:14
Speaker
man The first time you hit the paintball, it hits your fucking mouth part of your mask and you eat that shit. oh so na my god do that That sucks, but getting shot point blank with an airsoft gun is much worse. I used to play it for like five years. I used to airsoft little bit. That hurts.
02:44:32
Speaker
My dog. Damn. If we come visit, I'm bringing you a bottle of Woodford. I ain't gonna bet you that. Woodford's one of my favorites. Hell yeah, Woodford's good. i I fucking dare you, Nils.
02:44:46
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I dare you to bring me a bottle of Woodford. You don't have to dare me. Modog, when you come visit... No, that's a blight way of saying please. I always keep my ass. I'm a man of my word. That's the gentleman's please.
02:44:59
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I'm glad Glick got cut off because I know he was gonna say when Modog comes to visit, we're going to do butt sex. We're going to the gay bar.
02:45:11
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He's like, I've never had it from a real Marine. Surprise! I've never had it from a real Marine. Glick! Say hi first, bitch.
02:45:22
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it Just relax. I'm a professional. know what I'm doing back here. Yeah, always always said if I... because of Angie and I plan to travel a lot this year so outside of work. it's like when i'm When I come to visit Glick, wow.
02:45:37
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That's going to hell of a long law enforcement of report. Yeah. yeah I feel like things that have never been tried i got you, Scotto.
02:45:51
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Scotto said, save some Glick from Ben. There's plenty which to go around. Yeah, they'll be like, yeah, you guys shouldn't go to this bar and in a certain sea town, and I'll be like, hold my beer, watch this We'll probably walk in, and a Glick will have known like five people there. unless Yeah, they'll walk in and be like, cheers. They'll all be like, Glick!
02:46:13
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like i can't I can't buy a pack of cigarettes in this town without running into five people you fucking know. Well, that's the thing. People are like, oh, don't go to that bar, man, or don't go here because the people fucking suck at their assholes. I go there, and i'm that's just me in general. anywhere i go It's because it's you they were talking about.
02:46:29
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ah oh You know what? You might be right. You might ever bang a Sasquatch? He's going to be here 20 minutes. I'm the problem. I still get shit from that.
02:46:43
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but um i I make friends everywhere i go. I don't care what bar. Same. They're like, oh, yeah, why you why you hang out there? Those people suck. I'm like, I don't know. that They seem kind of cool to me. They might be assholes, but don't They're every everybody remind you my family i'm a shot yeah they might be What sucks, man, is like months later when they see you like out of the grocery store and say, hey, man, remember you bought me this shot we partied and you don't even remember who the hell they were.
02:47:14
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nice to be Nice to meet you, Queen. Appreciate you being here tonight. What's going on, Wanda? Yeah, Queen's Wanda. I missed meeting my dog twice last year, and I felt like asked for it. so That's right. I think both times you had whatever you were doing when you were coming this way, I wasn't around anyway.
02:47:30
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I think it was off to the Actually, yeah, you had a photography shoot that weekend. Yeah, and then yeah I think the other time I was up at my ah niece's house up in Mansfield. Yeah, yep.
02:47:43
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Yep, that was the return trip. That's my problem. You know how many times I've been cursed out on this show because these fuckers drink too much because they hang out with me and I'm like, I don't know what your problem is. I'm up and I'm doing another show on Sunday mornings.
02:47:58
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They're all mad at I'm talking to Queenie right now. Oh, by the way, hi Kaylee. She waved.
02:48:08
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She don't even care anymore. She's like, fuck whatever. she said the She said the other night, she's like, she's lucky, or he's lucky I fucking like him. Oh, okay. Uh-oh.
02:48:25
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I wonder what Brittany's doing right now. Oh, shit. Scotto. No way. Scotto. Got your cap and crunch hoodie on.
02:48:37
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i got your pair, baby. There you go. Talking about scratching the roof of your mouth. There he is. Yeah, but he doesn't match. How's it going, Scotto? You already know what I want to see. How are you?
02:48:55
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scott though You already know what I want to see no no no he meant your nails image your nails cutter. There it is You yeah you went with that Pepto-Bismol to get rid of that indigestion ra kind Day you fucker Scott it was funny you mentioned I painted too. It's called pre
02:49:20
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chairers so If Ottawa was up here, he could show you his and they'd be brown. Oh, God, Mine's the color of dirt. And just because I have to, if you guys like this kind of content, make sure to hit that like and subscribe button for the Nonsensical Network for more nonsense in your life. Let's go.
02:49:37
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Oh yeah, Remy. Fuck yeah to Only here when we make beer and Dr. Pepper. I like that. It's Brittany, bitch. Hey, let's Remy, I can always call on you. Thanks, bro.
02:49:54
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You're good.
02:49:56
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My pleasure. I'm in here with my beard, too. Everybody's like... Yes. What Chris Technician said. it really Make sure you hit that subscribe button. Smash that like button. It helps the channel grow.
02:50:08
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yeah Brittany, no more rage quitting. un seted Like you're not subscribed. Jersey will be back. moment and She'll tell you guys what to do. The queen of the chat. I like to call Jersey.
02:50:23
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What is it, Brittany? The ruler of everything that is the chatter's box. Miss Jersey. No, Jersey kills it. Or, or, or, or. jerseys if you nasty Jersey is genuine. That's what love about Jersey. She's absolutely genuine.
02:50:38
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And Brittany's the only one that know that wears a beanie with a chin strap. that is that's That's why she likes her helmet. on That's her helmet. Yeah, I need a helmet to keep her head.
02:50:54
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Scotto, I love the pink. Pretty in pink over there. I see you. Well, the other half, I'm glad Brittany's back because we had this talk last time. i don't know if the camera's going to show it, but it has the little hearts on it. Oh, my freaking God. Oh, yeah. Look at the magnetic stuff.
02:51:15
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It is. That's so cute, dude. What's up, that guy? What's up, that guy? What's up, that guy? What's up, that guy? what all they guy and good coming up a
02:51:32
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No, they're beautiful. I wouldn't get those nails done. They're a little too Barbie for me. I'm more like all black everything. we couldn't pull them off anyways. There you go my dog. Right there, baby. You couldn't pull them off anyway. There you go.
02:51:49
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got that funeral. rule Good money.
02:51:55
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Don't mean mug me. I'll mean mug you right back. No, don't dig for gold. Not with the bird. Oh, now she's going eat it. Watch here in about five minutes.
02:52:07
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ah Like Total Recall pulls a fucking big-ass giant probe out her. Or somebody's taking their nose and James Ottawa shows up in the chat.
02:52:17
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You can't be mad about that. Oh, my gosh. Hold up. Pause. Don't act like this is your first time here, that guy. You know what you walked into. That is so cute. Nice, Otto. See, that looks older than Otto actually is, though. I love that. Literally, that's not that.
02:52:35
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Scotter, that looks like the distinguished gentleman from the beer commercials and shit. Yes! It does. i I don't always think my nails stink, but when I do, it's Valentine's Day. He just needs like a bottle of Don Vito and a cigar.
02:52:50
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so yeah. Brittany, they're supposed to be out, but I'm more. I'm sorry. Okay.
02:52:58
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So, Brittany, this is the outfit wore Thursday night. I got to go see Scott Thompson in concert. One of the dudes from Kids in the Hall. No shit. Yes. Oh, love that movie. And the show. Oh, my God. Who put that up there? Why would you guys do that? like yeah like You should put on her knee.
02:53:22
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yeah
02:53:29
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I knew that was coming Sasquatch smelling motherfucker Alright And then he looks really Yeah and he follows it up with that GAY GAY James Ottawa's in the background Oh he's in the back end Oh watch out Looks like I will cut your dick off and shove it in my ass Whenever I'm distinguished enough to make like I got a present for him from back home to my country
02:54:03
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<unk> got like what are we talking every other night yeah when whenever i'm distinguished enough to meet g likeck i got a prison for him from back home too was that in my three call to the yeah so much and why know you here and the damnwatawa Yeah, your team got their ass tonight, man.
02:54:27
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so that qua he's compensating by eating his booger i don fuck yeah color what i talk about rather got get that I'm empty. I'll be right back.
02:54:40
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Roger that. no Don't worry. Don't get it stuck, bro. Why does it have to be right, James? That's racist. What? What? What?
02:54:58
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He was like, don't get it stuck. We were talking about dog penises getting stuck. I was like, wait, he is his own dog. yeah I'm a real boy. I'm a real boy. I'm
02:55:14
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black guy. It fucking sucks. It hurts. You say black guy or black guy? like guy she said the black guy river i'm just gonna let like one I you but i just ah hey mod dog thanks for that handy i know you said you were empty and you needed to go get a beer but ah Before they called us out on the fact that we both walked away at the same time. Modal will be back. He's cleaning up his hands.
02:55:46
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His hands were empty. teeth That's why he had to leave. the one he's yeah he's trying he's He's trying real hard to get the job here. I told him to keep trying. I heard my name. What did say, motherfucker?
02:56:01
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Did you get your hands clean? well He's talking about crayons. I licked them i liked him clean. yeah well we got there that's my boy Basically what I did a real way all here's the bitches before they had a chance to say anything you and i got walk but that back question You're really trying to get that job here, aren't you? We'll be your way around We got to work. All right. It wasn't the first time.
02:56:30
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we'll be your way around april we got to go back twenty bucks like word me all right notden it was an under it was an oition oh cheers again i fuckcker goal oh get me fucked up this is not cool ah this is not the first time What are you drinking, James? That looks like fucking 30-year-old bum piss, man. What is that?
02:56:57
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It's called old Scott. it's cold good old scott i say your mom So, bump us. James broke dad's liquor cabinet again. you Yeah. Can Trudeau's urine.
02:57:13
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a little dwarves. like Can anybody translate James because he was asking a question and all I heard was... no I don't speak... any Click, when James talks, you got to not listen the first second and a half because it's... And then then he says... yeah yeah yeah Hey, you guys.
02:57:41
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i will i will say, guys, maybe next next Saturday afternoon, if you tune in to the your cashless corner, a very rare thing could happen.
02:57:54
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Something that none of us are used to. What, viewers? can learn somebody like that weekend like brought their hands through with like He found an old on phonics cassette tape.
02:58:08
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he's gonna pay game on this panel but we're gonna see a one hundred percent sober james Well, fuck that. Why would I want to watch that? I'd rather tap water from Flint, Michigan.
02:58:25
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but tom filled up then the cra i'd rather i'd rather drink tap water from flintton michigan
02:58:33
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Well, I mean, i'd rather yeah i'm I'm excited. i excited now i did the coherent conversation I can't wait to have a coherent conversation with James. He's going to be very insightful, very intelligent.
02:58:47
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What if he... In all seriousness, I did hear him sober one night. He does not sound like the same fucking guy. No, I was talking to James ago.
02:58:59
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He was like articulate and yeah No way. Yeah, he was. He was.
02:59:12
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I was like, I knew that motherfucker was in the Invasion of the Body Snatchers and shit. He's into it? we are We all fuck with you, James, and you take it good, man. you You take it like a pro, man. Good on you, yeah Because he doesn't know what any of us are saying. You really know how to take it, James. Good job. All these English words, I don't understand them.
02:59:32
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it some We fuck with James. What are they talking about? Anyone else fucks with James and it's like a cartel hit. No, no, no. He's speaking
02:59:46
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English. Did you see what I said? Did you see how it started out?
02:59:52
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No, it's speaking English. bradley careed This all, folks. poy pigs it We love you James.
03:00:05
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Ha! Bodog and I are porky picking it too.
03:00:09
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No, you're just porking. Motherfucking Christ. Is that kosher? I can't get a word in other ones. This is all I got for the time. Yeah, making bacon is not very good. Go ahead, Brittany. I'll show up and be regular, James. Look at that face, though. He close he o How do you do that without arthritis?
03:00:35
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And Brick's hands are just making love. you' just like She has arthritis. Yeah, she just makes you look flawless. I feel grouchish. I can do this. Brittany's getting at me, boys. Brittany's getting at me. I can do this.
03:00:51
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i can do this. Sliding a little pickckle tickle tickle. like you started on change in the paper i mean you do it are you doing about for this You're just now catching on with that. du do No, bitch. caught on it at wedding. heres Do Do You need to just go with the flow. hit renew here I'm getting it.
03:01:18
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ah handsstone damn fucking right it is
03:01:25
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brity way The Brittany wave. Oh, well, okay. It's the Brittany's knees. but Can you do this with your fingers?
03:01:36
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No, don't. Why would anybody want to? i can do this no i haven't I haven't fingered that many women for that to happen yet. but What's weird is I can only do it i can only do it with the the joints on my left hand. I can't do it. My, my, my,
03:01:53
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my my Today, Junior. my my news is me so hard mason say Oh, my God. That was literally when I took hip hop dance when I was in middle school.
03:02:04
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That was the first thing I ever ever danced to. I'm not going to show you the dance routine. I'm not doing all that. Do it. Do it or it didn't happen. but um Going back into the conversation from earlier when MoDoc brought up 70s music,
03:02:21
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Did you know that the Muppet Monominal song was originally written as a porn theme?
03:02:34
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and it And it morphed into brown chicken, brown cow. Yeah, now have to put sex in a whole different way. I would have preferred Monominal song, however, brown chicken, brown cow.
03:02:45
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Yeah, right. Make them say, and and and my own town ah for like think it is be you say but you say ah we've been sick oh,
03:02:59
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we can play oh but not oh my gosh man old women soldiers no yeah but so let's go cashwin Cash Money taking my no is taken over from the 99. gravel pits from Wu-Tang Clan.
03:03:21
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There's just some songs that will not fade away, man. that You remember what old Birdie said? I'll fuck your ass up. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with. Wu-Tang ain't nothing to fuck with. You guys are making have to drink mead now.
03:03:33
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Damn right. i can't believe it took this long. I can't believe it took this long, Nils. Yeah. Sounds like you're lagging behind. What is this? if If what this means is true, the Wu-Tang could be dangerous.
03:03:47
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Are you my judge? There we go. Let's get some majoring.
03:03:55
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there we go let's get some color go Woo. Yes, you saved it, James. Yes. My favorite color is blue and Sarge knows why.
03:04:10
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Blue. i had aing Are you drinking Tito's? um that Brittany, are you drinking Tito's or you cheap out this week? i Oh, yeah. She's drinking all the Tito's.
03:04:22
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Brittany, we need to get a ball of Reka. um brittanney we need to get a balla raca And I know to have Reka, Reka, Icelandic vodka. Trust me. You will be a new person.
03:04:39
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You will say, fuck Tito's is so weak. and We need to make this a new person. I'm just saying.
03:04:50
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What did she say, Click? Sorry. I'm talking to Queen. Don't worry about it. and i haven't I haven't had scotch in a fucking while. That's looking pretty good, James. There's a whole other conversation going here that nobody's paid attention to. I don't want to i don't have just explain it and break it all down.
03:05:09
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I'm kind of curious because it sounded interesting. There's the fucking friends we love. We share love and loyalty and not always blood. May we cheer to good happiness and health, to good fortune, family, friends, life, and wealth. Shaman, show your face, bitch.
03:05:25
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Here's the tight pussy. Everybody has their shit up. The kind you want to get stuck in forever. Exactly. So, glicky, glick, glick.
03:05:36
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Here's my horn. What? A little bit bigger and it'd be dick Like he's like hold on one minute
03:05:50
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your shit yeah
03:05:54
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you're different there so resulting shot ready that's so cute little a little bit bigger and it'd be of dick so soldiers like you's been herpes everybody's like no he's like hold on one minute I wish I could tell you you were wrong. The gift that keeps on giving.
03:06:09
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That's right. It's just a little guy. It's just a little guy. It's his little buddy. little buddy. Hey there, little buddy. How you doing? It's pretty bad. You're like, you're a bit of the Philippines now, and then everybody starts unzipping. You're like, oh, shit, stop.
03:06:26
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Be your little glick. Yeah, I might have just had a flashback. Just saying. Oh, glick. Really? really on shit to You know how quickly would get cancelled on YouTube if I did that? They say, Lupia.
03:06:41
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he I don't even want to know. Kayla said, I will cut you you ever do that. I'll type it in. Trust me. Getting cut is not... Yeah, that'll suck, but that yeah I don't want to lose my YouTube channel because I just plop my little dick out on it. Why? I'm
03:07:04
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James, to hat looks good on man. It pains to say that. You just need hockey team there. look like country that can can't And that Coors. kids. one my kids. was one was of my one one kids. one was one one my kids. was one kids.
03:07:15
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of kids. was my was was of was was kids. was one kids. one was one one my kids. was of I one my kids. was kids. one one of my kids. my kids. was was one of kids. was one kids.
03:07:30
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I my kids. one one kids. was kids. one I of No worries. There will be no erasing here, Queen. None.
03:07:44
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and You don't have to do that. Like I said, like i said the the magic trick is pulling that off while while while at the buffet. That's the magic trick.
03:07:55
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I've been drinking a bit. And so, liquor's supposed to be taking care of the comments, and I'm taking care of everything else. So you're basically not doing anything. yeah share i mean my up do you and say that I love she's like, Glick's taking care of the comments and I have to do everything else. The only thing else there is to do is to let just to add people in.
03:08:22
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yeah and i so I sat backstage long enough I started cleaning the fucking room up. Also, when you slack off on the comments, I... know When I tried to bring you in, she she double tapped me. and she do That's what you get for drinking Tito's.
03:08:38
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I didn't slack off on the comments. The comments were just coming in super fast. I'm not used to that here. Words are hard, man. I'm like...
03:08:49
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How hell did Dougie Doug get a goddamn ranch? I don't even know who Dougie Doug is so you See how how on top of i ah how on top of that I was? He said words are hard and I fucking tapped that shit real quick. I'm not to say story of your life, Britt. I'm just kidding. I my dog. She's like, I know, whatever. Fuck off. and fuck off Fuck off, grandpa.
03:09:23
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If I could him a hug, that'd be dope. um looking She's like, I'm not going to get somebody in the walker. I'm scared of Jersey. Shit. I'm years. I'm years away from a walker. Fuck that.
03:09:37
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Right. these people are better Thank you. I
03:09:45
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it. I was out the other day in like 14 degree weather for like three hours, just walking out, taking photos and shit, man. And I'm watching people walk out of, excuse me, out of one bar. and like run down to the fucking next part. It's like, you know, 48 steps away. I'm like, what the fuck, man? the fuckers's way You're here. Act like you're not used to some cold weather. Fuck.
03:10:04
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we out Now, with that being said, with that being said, I did have like four layers of shit on. so what's what's what's What's that like only being in the cold for three hours? I've got a t-shirt in this and I'm about to go out and smoke. MoDog is a great photographer. I will say that. I He is. I got a question for Neil. you're It's fucking Nils, you fucking Canadian. Well, what happened to Neil's jumping in the snow a couple of days yeah It did. It happened.
03:10:38
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It's on Arkansas stream. Arkansas? Is that where you are? I'm on Arky's. I was over on Arky's because she's like, I bet you didn't. And I stripped down right there and went outside and did it again.
03:10:49
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Lazy is so jealous.
03:10:54
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i don't i just storm scrubb down yeah oh laz he's so jealous click i know you work out in the weather what do you do for time stamps now when i was at my friend's house so then i went out in my bra and underwear and i went to go like jump into the snow and it was like ice so yeah yeah that's hurt like a mother yeah they were like what's that 12 year old boy doing wearing a bra no i'm sorry Niels, Niels. Damn trans kids, you know. my God. I'm just joking. Grandpa, dare you? Wow. Click. I said, I know you work outside. What do you do?
03:11:40
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He drives. He drives. You don't do shit. You sit in a fucking warm truck. Shut the fuck up, bitch. I really wish I did sit in a warm truck. No, I i do maintenance for... I'm not going to put my company out there or anything. Well, no, I wasn't asking specifics. just so the namemer yeah i do I do maintenance on... Have you ever been on like a real big job site, like a real big construction site?
03:12:06
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Yes. you know You know, like the the trailers that have the restrooms? They look like art. I do the maintenance on those. And unfortunately, most of the world.
03:12:16
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And right now, with it being so cold, everything is fucking breaking. So, yeah, I spend most of my day out in the... Well, I know who to call when my port-a-potty fucking freezes up, then.
03:12:27
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Ghostbuster! You call Ghostbuster. Like if it's in the summer, it's heated up and it's smelling way worse. So at least it's frozen.
03:12:39
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You know what I'm saying? our our art trail We have really nice trailers. They have they have heating and and air conditioning and stuff like that, but the problem is is the companies that have these trailers don't keep the generators running and that's where shit freezes.
03:12:55
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Literally. Literally. I just had a fucking flashback of a big shit barrel and me dumping fucking diesel on top of it to burn it back under fucking thing. I bet that's shit. Five gallons detail. You haven't enjoyed a work detail until you've done that. Oh, yeah.
03:13:25
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Man, stop bringing back bad memories. Fun stuff. the fucking died I knew you worked outside, Glick. I just didn't know what you did. so That fucking smells so I don't i don't i don't know quote it i don't I don't envy a man in this cold ass fucking weather we got here. There was this one place in North Carolina where my cousin, he was like, oh, I'm going to take you mudding. But it was like dry as fuck. There was no rain or whatever. I'm going to take you during.
03:13:53
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Yeah, basically. i can And we like found this back road field and there was like a hundred fucking porter shitters. Like melting. You're like, this mud smells like shit.
03:14:09
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Why is there so much corn in this mud? it was like so scary to do the fuck out of here. Hang on, I gotta call Glick. Yeah, who in the hell is eating grass? Glick, Glick, baby. Call Glick to make it slick. No, you gotta think like Quagmire. I hate that he i know dave i get gi je i why What is this? Gliggity gliggity. Gliggity gliggity. There's another Jedi coming in. What is this? What? Uh He multiplies and shit.
03:14:49
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Is it after 12? Don't feed him after 12. Otherwise he... Starts crowing. You got it wrong, Sharmin. That's when you get them wet, then they multiply. Then you feed them and they turn into gremlins.
03:15:06
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Let this person talk. It's a squad. Oh, is it? Yeah, I heard a... Oh, lay je i yeah. exactly It is, yeah. It's Lazy Jedi. Ian hears his voice. It's clearly him.
03:15:28
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It's just me, Jedi, in a way. What is that, though? I haven't seen that. Can you fullscreen him, Britt? give you Give you one thing to do. dog and Give you one thing to do.
03:15:40
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And then when you're done, can you make me a sandwich? yeah that's that's That's mildly fucking scary. You want a shower? Here's the Jedi, they won't say it because they're a bunch of haters, but you're you're a beautiful bride.
03:16:08
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yeah I try to tell them not. No, you're a beautiful brode. But everybody is his favorite. or Except for you right now, Brittany. I can't wait until the day that Mandy's out of the picture and your family's already out of the picture and it can just be you and I, Jed.
03:16:33
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Don't ever give up hope. His out in the refrigerator. fuck? What in meth? God damn, Scott. Rackasaurus Rex. i'm reaching he went get ready oh my god not married a day put to fuck got what a nothing happening in there
03:16:54
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ah damn scott it racosaurus rex Gatto, if I didn't love you so much, I'd fucking be. No, pull that pull that back up. Pull that back up. Pull that back up. fuck you but how How is Jedi so big in that picture and still ain't got no titties?
03:17:07
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What the fuck? yeah here Look at that. Look at that. Bitch ain't got no titties, man. How are you that big and ain't got no titties? I think that there is a picture of a busty Jedi. could be wrong. This is just nightmare fuel.
03:17:26
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like I feel like Motley Crue is playing at your wedding. I know. Motley Crue. He makes Glick look real good because he wants the V. And then he makes everybody else look like shit.
03:17:39
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are you so joke i yu look I'm mine up there. look like shit. Yeah. I'm the other one that did that. I literally put it in AI and I'm tired.
03:17:51
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I laid it down to an AI and I typed three words. Fly cartoon filter. And that's all I said. You're the one that did toes, ma'am. yeah yeah like Take responsibility.
03:18:07
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convert in the background that's really even i mean that's the noise that's the noise for that picture my lady labard i spilled my damn drink away Why you so jealous?
03:18:25
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because Let me have the fucking flowers for one goddamn time. Y'all would always bring me down and let me have my flowers. I got yeah one fan out there who loves you.
03:18:37
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now one person out there yeah that is not true glick Oh, you're just gonna ignore me like I get it get I like I like to call that picture for the tummy bears let Mojog, you wouldn't know this.
03:18:57
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As a StreamYard admin, when a person comes up backstage, StreamYard makes that exact popping sound you make. So every second time you're doing it, I'm looking at backstage. yeah that's what this That's what it sounded like when that couple got separated. That's that's Glick's and Rick's belly when they separate.
03:19:15
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but i said That's what I said when it got all fucking created. Don't try to steal my thunder. I'm the fucking inspiration for that picture, goddammit. That is what i'm motherify I said. it that night I said it that night. The only thing missing was I said put a fucking credit card between them and swipe that shit like a fucking EBT card. I will give you that one, but the thing I said was the Bitch, let's go.
03:19:42
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Never mind. Go back find it. Go back and find it. um You'll be wrong. Rewind. you go back but i don't care enough Pop a leg it like it's hot. Well, you're getting so upset. You act like you care about it. Because I know I said it. it's That's all.
03:19:59
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Whatever. You know, what second place is first loser. Where's that comedy show fucking video at? What?
03:20:10
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sorry um I thought motherfucker, by the way. person couldn't show up because there was a blizzard. That's not my fault. You know what? Nobody has pity for me here in Florida, so I don't give fuck to a blizzard. I'm just fucking with you, Brittany. Hold on a second. Whether that guy would have been there not. In all honesty, there would have never been no video on the interwebs for anybody to see.
03:20:36
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Because we don't we don't we don't we don't don't put our comedy on the internet. We won't dance. We're not monkeys. Poke that monkey.
03:20:46
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I got paid for it still. You gotta to pay extra for that, my dog. I didn't do comedy. i wouldn't I usually do. Hold on. Hey, Brittany, what'd you say? I got paid for it. like i was the Well, Michael opened technically and he was MC and I got paid for it.
03:21:05
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Oh. That's all matters. He got paid for it. He's now a professional comedian. Hypotheticals. Blake, hypotheticals. Imagine James Ottawa with Tourette's.
03:21:19
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I thought he already had Tourette's. I had
03:21:25
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a couple tics during my cell phone, right? had a couple tics.
03:21:32
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had had a couple of talks had I wrote a song about that. did you Hang on, Brittany. I'm curious. When you had a tick, did you work it into the routine? I'm asking him. I don't always remember. No, no, no. I wasn't being sarcastic.
03:21:47
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I was being genuine. When you had a tick, did you work it into the routine or did it make you like pause and stop?
03:21:57
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Yes. yeah she did and and I'll tell you this. because A man of my word, even though I got yelled at, I'm a man of my word, and I said that I would not trigger her Tourette's when she was doing her set, but she did have a couple ticks, and then she did say, i have Tourette's, and kind of worked into a little bit of a joke.
03:22:16
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You know, but they were not triggered by me. I did nothing wrong. Nothing wrong.
03:22:24
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I have a friend with Tourette's that he'd click and rub his hands together. I know you did. And I also know when you made eye contact with me and you found me in the audience, you also calmed down. ask us see Yeah, you also calmed down when you found me.
03:22:39
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It's a vodka, man.
03:22:42
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Okay, so it was like it started it, but it also calmed me down. It was like a weird fucking feeling. It was like big bro vibes right there. let's see That's kind of cool, though. Yeah.
03:22:54
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Seriously, that's really cool. That's really cool. I wouldn't have i would never do anything to fuck up if it was on stage. That's funny, Jersey. Jersey said she saw Kayla, not you.
03:23:07
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maybe maybe you you Maybe it wasn't me, i and I'm just taking the credit for it. I had just showed up to Ohio like 30 minutes before I had to go on stage. I was driving through the snow for like fucking four hours. What's going on, Sticky?
03:23:23
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What up, stick? no Stick? Go ahead, Brittany. I'm listening. Oh, that was basically it. was it? I haven't drive through the snow.
03:23:39
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that is that Is that the... I pulled off the side of the road, but I was like, wait, I'll get st snowed in here if I don't keep going. I get too rich every time I drive so high. I'm like, motherfucker!
03:23:52
Speaker
Who is that? I live in Ohio and I say that every day. God, motherfucking Ohio. I didn't know if Stick Rocks is still a thing or not. I don't know. I don't know who Stick Rock is. Stick's a good guy.
03:24:05
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Stick's good guy. well Stick's a guy. Stick, he's still alive. He's not present. Stick rules, baby. Stick rules. We're popping in How have you been, Fernando? Because I feel like I haven't talked you in a while.
03:24:22
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Scott, her does know he doesn't want to talk to you. So have a story for you. Yeah. Get out of here. Let me show you. This is Jen, right? I think I told you about Jen.
03:24:36
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um This is one of my locales. So Jen, um her house is for sale on Zillow. So I went to Zillow and downloaded the book.
03:24:48
Speaker
and like heat buy i gallery theic way and so That looks like Kamala after the election....happening in Jen's living room. Nice.
03:24:59
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And then they moved out to her her back porch. By the way, all these men are all different locals. Every one of them. And then here's Jen measuring ingredients to make mess in her kitchen.
03:25:11
Speaker
So these these are all actually pictures from her Zillow account? Those are all pictures of her house. That's awesome. Join the panel, bro.
03:25:24
Speaker
That's awesome. It's an open door challenge. Oh, yeah. Come on up. Come on up. yeah have a some of Come Come Come Come Come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah. he that Just come on my panel. I mean, wait. what I mean... he meant time I just heard Scotto's fucking jeans unzipped. I know. and Leave it It's funny that you think Scotto had pants on from the time EO. Trust me, he his pants were taken off before he came up here. Honestly, Scotto is underneath his desk right now.
03:26:11
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ah stop been this spot before man arms i'm i'm not being happy its a comfortable position i and his got up with your he's gonna Hang on for more than eight seconds by the way okay that that's something four times for him there's eight minutes any minutes round one right round one in you um number one round one anish him will let you speak No, it's round two.
03:26:44
Speaker
Finish it. Get over here. yeah re These motherfuckers are going down way too fast. but but but a Oh, shit. away another shot we have already yeah Yeah, let's do this so I can finish this. Let's do one.
03:27:01
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Fair enough. yeah hold on Here's a lot of you. Thank you guys for being here. and If you guys like this kind of content, make sure to hit that like and subscribe button because you need more nonsense in your life. Absolutely. so here smoke for that my My favorite of dropping the
03:27:22
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know what to do next be right back All right. We'll be here. Coming to the stage. Throw them dollar bills. All right. I'll do it. If you're not going to, like, share, subscribe. I'm going to say that every day. I'm sorry. Nonsense network. Nine out of ten. Let's go. Let's go.
03:27:54
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The 10th one was in a coma and you couldn't legally consent. Especially if you see this. I don't think that beer bottle legally cause consented.
03:28:04
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yeah Out of all of them that you have done, Scotto, that's one of my favorite ones. And you guys wonder how SARS got into the physical network.
03:28:19
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This is where it started. This is where we are. yeah yeah deal The only thing that would make that picture of Rick and i even better is if it actually got Bert Kreischer's attention on social media.
03:28:34
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I want to hit him. in Also, you If you had Audis and like it was like your Audi... The black they were trying to dock, but they could only get their belly buttons to touch. Exactly.
03:28:52
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Audi's making it weird. No, we just got to get Bert Kreischer's attention. So go to our Instagram page and find that picture and comment. It's more like this now. and that out every time friends but You should the link in the comments for them to go do that.
03:29:12
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Plus, plus once Burt Krasher and I become friends, once we become best friends, him, Rick, and I can recreate that picture for real. For real. yep I am the machine.
03:29:25
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i get watch Thank you. He reserves all rights to watch and distribute the media he produces from it. I'll go. I'll be distributing. new art baby Did you watch the Wednesday night hump day? ha has but um I want to like go my belly like first it whatever who they so name is And the people who thought I was going to flash my titties. Whatever. i was like, no, I was just doing the Bert Kirshner thing.
03:30:02
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Whack back titties. I think it's Kirshner, but I don't know. However the fuck you say his name. Kirshner? Well, that's not going to get him on board. yeah wow Well, if he wants to be on board, then make remember his name.
03:30:22
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Nice.
03:30:24
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I just remember his belly. That's all. And his man boobs. All right. So that picture's not that far down on our Instagram page. And it's got over 1,000 views. But if you go to our Instagram page and you comment and tag Bert.
03:30:42
Speaker
Maybe we can get his attention. And that would be awesome. Shout out to Beast Mode in the chat. Because then Bert. Oh, what up, Beast Mode? Beast Mode. Beast Mode.
03:30:54
Speaker
And my dude Way Up, dude. I didn't see him immediately. but him that's my That's my original YouTube homie right there. He was the one who got me started to come up on panels and do shit with people. So shout out Beast Mode.
03:31:09
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Let's go home. yeah We all thank you Beast Mode. We all thank you for bringing Remy to us. One T. One t Yeah, I've got three years and I realized he's in fucking Georgia. He's not a Canadian. Who got you streaming, Lazy? What, Shaman?
03:31:32
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so Who got you streaming? ah Steve.
03:31:38
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The Canadian. Oh, I thought you had like Steve Irwin. For real? for real Rocky, Jedi, you gotta do fucking battles. Oh, well, he wouldn't curse, but, you know. It'd be better if he did, though. Could you imagine? words out of the show Yeah, they had to have. Rocky, it's a fucking gator.
03:32:02
Speaker
Yeah, i love going, I know, seriously, I love, people are like, who's Lacey Jedi? He's Oval Redenbacher's really, really cool great-grandson. I'm a descendant. I'm a descendant, for sure. I'm a descendant.
03:32:14
Speaker
Yeah, of the man who invented the paperclip. No, popcorn. It's a pretty important invention. People overlook it, but it's important. I did a freaking whole... Not as good as the Post-it note. Did you really, Brittany? The best popcorn. That's what i love telling people. Cheers, my dog. Welcome back. i have I'm not saying I went throw my bottle in the garbage can of mist and exploded all over the floor and I had to clean up all the glass, but that's exactly what happened. Nah, it never happened. You know what? I never would have thought for it for the hell you want to. It's shattered everywhere. i
03:32:59
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That sucks. Yeah, Scotto, but I can't wipe that up with a fucking broom, man. hey i released it and shatter it At least it didn't shatter when you were deep-throating it. That's true. That would hurt. That's more than any cough drop could handle. I still don't know what boofing means. What the fuck is boofing? Okay. said. This is my channel. I can... move That's cute you think that. know it's not
03:33:39
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dance kids totallyhu that's what a beast then most guys will tip Hey, buddy. the scott chill Well, Beast Mode, to give you a recap, we were talking about boofing two seconds before he came on. so you And then, boof, you were here.
03:34:00
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He's a boof squatch. It's like a shitty magic trick. but ah The jokes just keep on coming. I love it. Boothing is what happens when to make a joke.
03:34:19
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ja fire smile lowhaning fruit andine both me my long one dead wrong You know what, Beast Mode, I don't appreciate that. You're not going to come up here and disrespect my Jedi like that on my panel. What the fuck, Glick? You think this is your network too? What the fuck, dude? Let him know, Let him know.
03:34:42
Speaker
Have you been doofed before? I forgot that Beast Mode was overly sensitive. I was just joking with you. You didn't have to run away and get scared. Jedi, change your name to Doof Mode. Never back a beast into corner. Boof Mode.
03:34:58
Speaker
I just backed the Beast mode. Beast mode, come back. What up, way up? who Come back, Beast mode. Beast mode, come back. You can let all on boofy.
03:35:12
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He's supposed lucky I didn't slap the dick out of his mouth and tell him to keep my Jedi's name. Damn. Wow. no. This cold weather is really getting to click. now big snow was fine i was yeah one this cold weather is really getting to gleck Sorry, what was the last ass end of it as I clicked the link?
03:35:34
Speaker
I ain't heard somebody get the dick slapped out of their mouth in a while, right? The good thing I don't have no teeth so you won't get bit. I'm gumming you to death like an old catfish. How's that go, Britt? How's that go, Britt?
03:35:52
Speaker
almost I just wish I had chicken, but suck it. Oh my god. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You don't need to be talking about slapping the dick out of a mouth in the ass and to Ronscado. That really turns his ass on. All I can say you better hope I don't have gingivitis. Oh, god.
03:36:12
Speaker
Well, I have red hair down there, so I'm a gingivitis. That's like Team Urabe, Well, you can slap in soul. Hey, what you call redheaded ninja? Ginger. I'm not. It was just joke. All I got to say is that... Sure it is. Gentlemen... No, no, I'm sure.
03:36:32
Speaker
gentlemen gentlemen i like um If you've never gotten a gum job, don't knock it until you try it because that is a awkward, weird, and fantastic experience. Hey, lunch ladies need to get fucked too, Glick. It's okay, man. That's the only reason I volunteer at nursing home. I get the best sloppy joes and the best gum job ever. Sloppy joes, sloppy joes.
03:36:57
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for I saw you. enjoyed my visit to Lunch Lady Land. That's all I had to say. We all got married. It's your birthday way up. birthday matt Happy Happy here's some champagne for you Champagne.
03:37:28
Speaker
Champagne. Like Bologna. Every time you taste tasing taste like dick getting slapped out of my mouth. just We should. I love that taste. It's still in there. Exactly.
03:37:45
Speaker
Raise a glass. the we have dude's Happy birthday. all right It's only queer on the pier.
03:37:54
Speaker
happy Happy birthday. or we should sing We should all sing you. Happy birthday. Come on. Happy but come on birthday to you. Okay, that's enough. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. um like I want to see another bald guy with a guitar collection, I'll watch Pawn Stars. I forgot what it was to have like nine people try to be in sync and sing the same song. Did you see
Sex, Relationships, and Humor
03:38:21
Speaker
that's why the boy bands stick with like five, you know? what what's hard thing you say we haven bring the yard impossible yeah pretty much um like Happy should happy fucking
03:38:32
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ah fuck you yeah you fuck you birthday happy escaping the womb day happy fuck you thats that's what i say emancipation day that's what i say to people another fan what did should have be fuck you it If you're lucky in 10 years, you'll get your mom's own. Every day should be a happy fuck you day.
03:38:55
Speaker
Well, yeah. that's fair I feel like they make a thing for every day. You know what they say? A titty a day keeps the doctor away. Damn right it does. Some sage advice right there. Poor Brittany. What day fuck you day but sorry with the is that is nonsense the nineteenth The sixth month, the ninth day.
03:39:26
Speaker
Okay. I like that. That sounds like a pretty sloppy day. I didn't mean to make your brain lock up, Britt. It could be 6-7. think that's too close to June 8th. June 7th. June 9th is fuck your day. June 7th. June 7th.
03:39:44
Speaker
june ninth is fuck you day six seven seven a june seven a Shaman. Shaman. You have to bring your race into it. Shaman got yelled at for something I did. That's just unfair. Damn it. He's just sharing responsibilities. Shaman's like fuck white people. I think Shaman but brought your race into it. Like...
03:40:16
Speaker
yeah So WayUpDude wants somebody to send over a couple hookers. Teeth or no teeth? That's the question. I can't even show you everything. I'm booked for right now. 101, maybe?
03:40:27
Speaker
Your options are either the red light district or the nearest nursing home. I'm going to cross the street from the red light district. Times are tough, man. You're you're getting a couple of... Look at his background. yeah You're getting some... You know what? he's food thrill I retired from it for your birthday.
03:40:50
Speaker
You can pick either Tuesday or Thursday because at my house used to be Tuesday and Thursday was throw punch a hooker meth and steak night But either this Tuesday or Thursday I'll retire from one night only for your birthday meth throw punching hookers steak bro cant master let you just fill with mr you off and go at it I'll give you jet all the off yeah this oh you a slave
03:41:22
Speaker
yeah could you just leave it Please bring Scott as his picture up. We should get James Ottawa a hooker. Yeah, I got him actually talking about it. You just play video me.
03:41:39
Speaker
che excuse me a Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. That sounds like he's about to get some surprise prison sex right there. Happy birthday, little boy. Happy birthday. I'm going to boof you. Take that.
03:42:01
Speaker
Surprise, boof, bitch. hands My name is Bubba. And him, too. Bubba Boof. Bubba Boof. but but boof I'm going Glick's house.
03:42:14
Speaker
went quick.
03:42:36
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yeah it's like your numbers yeah He'll meet you at the truck stop in Chili Coffee, the third stall. Beast ain't seen you in minute. Looks like you lost some weight, dude. I found it if you want it back. Just let me know.
03:42:53
Speaker
I was going to say, yeah. i'm good You can have it. In all honesty, yeah, you're looking a little skinny in the face, man. You're not eating. That bitch not feeding you. What think? we yeah better It's beast mode.
03:43:07
Speaker
you know but but it's no you It doesn't give you calories. There's no calories in goofing. It's only your show. like we'll keep We'll keep you on track. Beast mode is single again. He's starving. everybody There's an agenda.
03:43:19
Speaker
Nonsense. Go fund me. For 35 cents a day, you can beat a beast mode. Oh, shit. You're single? I don't know if he's single or not. I'm just making sure. Oh, know okay. All right. I'm saying it because he's skinny.
03:43:31
Speaker
Backgrade Finn Ford. He's not skinny. By the way, Lazy, you missed a spot earlier. with Damn it. the fuck?
03:43:49
Speaker
Don't hate on that wedding day looks like are go no don't don't hate on that picture that fucking that that outfi this one was our wedding day what's what's the ah what's the What's the English show that's on Netflix about the royal family and shit?
03:44:13
Speaker
Bridgerton? bridge yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bridgerton. Oh, I thought it was called Poofingham Palace. Poofingham Palace. Poofingham Palace. Don't hate on that maid outfit because that maid outfit bought me my fourth house and my seventh yacht.
03:44:32
Speaker
Don't ask how he got the the the first hand all the baby wool for Pete Diddy's party. so okay got kind of Could have at least put a hat on him.
03:44:46
Speaker
Just saying. That's a bonnet. That's a fucking cum rag, man. That's cum rag. yeah a head on in that one it's a bonnet and in a hat that's like got a bon that's like a that's a fucking com rag man that's a comra
03:45:04
Speaker
Looks like and we got like get need to change it out, too. love it Okay. For you all y'all, no woman wants to lay there and wait for you to like go get something.
03:45:16
Speaker
Be prepared ahead of time. That sounds like a fucking you problem. That's a you problem. That's what I'm going to say. No man. No man wants to hear, oh, not today, honey. I have a headache. Okay? Does your fucking teeth hurt? I've been awake all day. That's especially when I want to do it. Don't talk a lot. That's especially when I want to do it. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:45:47
Speaker
who I get through the beheading. Don't try. Nobody said anything about a beheading. I got it. I got a dick that's big with excitement all over. I have a headache. I don't want to have a headache. What do they call that? A French cum stain?
03:46:05
Speaker
I know. it's be It's hard being the only woman. All of it's hard being the only woman. Aw, you poor thing.
03:46:16
Speaker
and oh yeah not Not tonight, Brittany. I have a headache. if you know yeah Not right now. We all got a headache. You're a pretty good head.
03:46:34
Speaker
wasn't talking about you. Okay, I'm done. I'm done. I was just trying to make a comment, but if I can't... I missed your comment. I was trying to hear Try typing. so Look, we all showed up so you could have the floor, and then you go, okay, I'm done. i'm done I'm done. That's a woman for you.
03:46:52
Speaker
What did you originally say, Britt?
03:46:56
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Well, we were talking about... What were we talking about? She doesn't know. Stick titties and hash browns. That's when you want it is when you have a headache. Ass and titties. Ass and titties.
03:47:10
Speaker
If you have a headache, it like if you have sex while you have a headache, it tends to they like help it. No, it's not sex. It's an orgasm. It sends endorphins and to your brain. It's not a girl. It's not a girl. It's not a girl. It's girl.
03:47:25
Speaker
no maybe good you're going to havega maybe have a headach she's good She's not used to having orgasms, so you or yeah during that moment for for women sadly most have may never been have night all women how my casuals when they have sex you're the only hell no also i don't know they do if you know what they do yeah exactly man just not just not every one of them can the same way you have to figure out what makes them pop man yeah i make them howl like a wild animal that's why i always tell them to handle it themselves and let me watch
03:48:10
Speaker
know Like Jay said, he's the master of the clinic. When Shaman is lazy, you're the lazy Jedi. He's fuck a bitch, just do it ups Everybody's talking at once. tra dude No, I'm not. I wish I was. I just can't get a word. Nobody knows what's happening because everybody's talking at once.
03:48:37
Speaker
Yes. I wasn't talking at once. I'll mute so Brittany can have her 15 seconds of silence. don't give fuck right now. It's different for chicks than it is from dudes. That's all I'm going to say. It's not the sex that makes the headache go away. It's the orgasm.
03:48:55
Speaker
so If you don't orgasm, if you don't get the... ah yeah oh yeah Then your headache's going to away. You're still going have a headache. I don't he e um yeah i yeah care educat I got the Forrest Gump reference there, Chaman.
03:49:15
Speaker
Thank you. Thank you. All right. To be fair, she is the only chick up here. So what she said earlier sucks being and the only chick. And I've been trying to get CFM's queen up here.
03:49:26
Speaker
Trying get Judy up here for a while. I encourage i encourage all any and all women to come up on on any of these panels. Yeah, there needs to be more estrogen on the panel. Once the initial trauma's over, yeah then yeah everybody can be friends. so When I'm Jedi... Once the initial trauma's over.
03:49:45
Speaker
I mean, I'm pretty sure I can do it. But no, it it does suck being the only chick sometimes. and like When I first started on this freaking whatever the fuck we're doing.
03:49:59
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um You're one of the dudes, though. I can probably Discord excuse me girl if you want me to get her up here. rich man like sure I can be a little bitchy if you want. We need stick in his manliness to get up here, man. um I got crayons.
03:50:21
Speaker
Does that help? Yes, crayons. Crayons are always good. based I would have a new one. uh,
03:50:30
Speaker
I will go ahead and say you're welcome to every other panel that has had Noelle on their panels because she started here and then I know she all your other bullshit. That dumb bitch. i did letter her i was one of the I was one of the lucky ones that didn't get porn bomb from her.
03:50:51
Speaker
Yeah, you guys all play that retarded bitch where we were not and and we were not nice to her in any way, shape, and or form and i'm glad that all the bad stuff has happened to everybody except for us i might be a bad guy for saying that but it i'll be a bad guy that goofy ass i feel like got worse out of all of it because i've watched your flicker bean on a panel i'm 100 you get that on a panel i'm like why i'm pretty sure there's a new resolution against that
03:51:26
Speaker
Oh, no, she don't come here no more. She don't come here no more. She knows better. we we We were absolutely ruthless, savage, motherfucking assholes to her.
03:51:43
Speaker
Who let her stay on stream long enough to flick the bean? No. that's That's somebody that obviously wanted to see that shit. you more them met out ah Three of them were literally ah asleep because you could hear snoring. That's fanboy shit. And then the fourth one, what he's even there. We had to tell the guy, he had to roll about two minutes back to see it.
03:52:07
Speaker
She got one x excuse me and then we all went off on her. And she's never been back since. Excuse me. Good job, guys. Excuse Excuse me. Excuse me. I can't stop. Thanks, Nils.
03:52:26
Speaker
Shaman, she tried to come on our panel once. These are the people. Nils is the storm boofer. mr fin and you post screen be show The Empire does not approve. Beast is like, I'm so get fucked later.
03:52:54
Speaker
i love yeah be i mother i feel a pigging in my future I love how small I was that photo, but you really need to lay off the myth that day, ladies and gentlemen. No, no, no, be smart. I had to double down that day. I had to double down. There was a lot hair. It was supposed to be the crazy part. The craziest part is that David Bowie haircut from the Labyrinth.
03:53:21
Speaker
That was back when Jedi was in the 80s hairband, man. so base Something about Mary. g in there Something about That was just a lot of hair moosee um lot of hair moose. doesn't do that, buddy. Yeah, moose doesn't do that, man.
03:53:42
Speaker
The wildest thing about that picture was the fact that Beast Mode has teeth. That's the wildest thing. I just wondered, what can I say? They don't call them Beast Mode for reason. They can make things that are an not there and they can blow up things that are not there. you my dad That was actually the night left. Beauty and the Beast Mode.
03:54:09
Speaker
and the cheese that you b t what would i What would I look like with a huge penis? cool you Picture of fucking Scotto comes up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
03:54:26
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i won i will im sorry i love you put you putting I want to see a picture of a woman flicking her bean. Oh, don't leave, Brent. And it brings up Mr. Bean getting flicked by
03:54:45
Speaker
no sugar I like how everybody talks to Scotter like he's the human AI. I want this and this and Scotter just makes it happen. here i yeah i don't even I don't even ask for stuff anymore. it just It just happens. Oh, trust me. I didn't ask for anything scattered in Aviv ever. No, I did not. Bye. See you, Brittany.
03:55:08
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Bye, Brittany. Bye, Brittany. Bye, sis. Oh, I got one more for you before you leave. Here you go. It's Brittany, bitch. That's right. Thank you. know You guys can bro out.
03:55:22
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This is unfortunately what happens when you have eight, nine, ten people on panel, man. You gotta work in there. you' just being a giant are you got Okay, okay. Whatever, Brent. Bye. Whatever, dude.
03:55:35
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Bye. If it's not all about... when I don't cancel. Not everybody can handle Tito's.
03:55:47
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It's not goddamn airport. Multiple Titos. Multiple Titos at one time. Multiple, yeah. He was so happy that day he got to meet him. She is my vodka buddy, though.
03:55:59
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He hit on me. He was touching your ass out there. And look at your boobs, my dad. There are no boobs. What boobs? That's the boobless pics, man.
03:56:13
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I bet that bitch got an ass on her. She got a badonkadonk.
03:56:19
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She got a goddamn don't All ass no tips can do side bins or sit ups But please don't lose that bug Don't want none unless you got bug Scotto you gotta redo that picture And give him a rack man Give him a rack yeah It's only proper I love how AI even kept his little white whiskers That he's got TCB necklace hanging between the cleavage and shit that
03:56:58
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Gross. Oh my god. With two slices of cheese. ah o is You alright, Sean?
03:57:10
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That one's gagging us out of right now. That was before the food. And then this is at the back of a couple of inches. Let's give him my dog
03:57:21
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jedi jedi after seeing these pictures i mean as successful as it as it has been and as and it is don't you do that don you can't quit me i don't i don't i don't want to quit you but i'm thinking about i i think i think the you know i'm gonna continue to make more money with this new adventure good with the meth click squad and the shaman crackoon tag team. um yeah there sometimes Sometimes you get so big you got to venture out into other avenues.
03:57:53
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have cocaine here. can't we have meth squad? I didn't win it.
03:57:59
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i gonna je wait just need like clean I went back in the future and got a future Jedi. I didn't know that Jedi was such a fan and had such a meth addiction until tonight. If MoDog Jedi had a kid, that's what he was like. doesn't like to talk about it.
03:58:26
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I'm not going to lie. I saw that picture pop up. night I did think... Say it, MoDog. Just fucking say it. Oh, there's my son. that you? That's boy. That's my boy. um butmo dog Papa MoDog, have you finally come back from getting milk?
03:58:52
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Can I have my allowance now? Shut up and clean the dog shit up. Oh, wait, that's not... Never mind. 30 years from now, Jedi's still on YouTube and he looks like that.
03:59:05
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Still pasty as fuck. Goddamn 30 years from now. If I'm still on YouTube, somebody shoot me, please. ah You've turned on me as well. I'm supporting you. You look fabulous. start to be nursing Instead of drinking berries, drinking that for milk. See some orderly fucking old woman behind me and shit.
03:59:28
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Yeah, here's here's your insurer, Sergik. It's really fun being the most memeable person on the internet. Shut and get me a Miller High Life, motherfucker. Somebody call him daddy's jersey. Call him Papa.
03:59:40
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Papa Moe Dog. Calm down, Jersey. Just don't call me Poppy. Yeah, Poppy. Here's a funny story, man. be beyond that ask when i When I had my first grandkid, my daughter was like, what do you want them to call you? I was like, I don't care. Whatever they want to call me, right? What did my granddaughter come up with? Poppy. I'm like, that, that, and I was single and a whore like a motherfucker. It's a time.
04:00:05
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I was like, I don't know, but that's what stopped. You know, the whole, the whole daddy thing weird me out. Yeah, not so much anymore.
04:00:16
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Yeah. It's funny how things change perspectives, right? yeah so I got something else to weird yeah are you out. Are you ready? Are you ready? Scotto, god damn it. I've been nice to you all fucking night, man.
04:00:31
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It's not you, but it was when you requested. How's that? Oh, you make them titties bigger? All right. scott There we go. Oh my god. Oh, she's even got the TCB necklace on. Good on you, man.
04:00:50
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For those of you who don't know, TCB was like taking care business for fucking Elvis. That was on all his jewelry and shit. Scotto nailed it. Hey, your new wife comes with her own airbags. Hey, Jedi, nice fucking tits, man. case of a crash, your breasts can be used as a flotation. Are you going to motorboat them later? I'm going to slide something up between them motherfuckers. I'm just saying. When I'm done, Jedi, that gray on your face, it won't be fucking hair. I'm just saying.
04:01:26
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yeah My dogs want to call it a glaze doing that after a while. You're going to get glazy up in this bitch. i'm in lazy yeah i should I'm going to ideally my hundred real be i i have Lazy does call me daddy.
04:01:45
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oh don't worry jersey i will never call mo dog daddy however mo dog does call me daddy no no No, he doesn't. That's when you're asleep and fucking dreaming, Glick. God damn it. does yes he does he did Just because you wake up with a Woody, it is not my fucking problem, dude.
04:02:02
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Yeah, if you don't feel his guillotine on the back of your neck, you're safe. It's not your problem, it's your obligation, Modog. Let's clarify. I'm sold on duty. That gives whole new meaning to the song, you've got a friend in me. Literally, Beast, right?
04:02:19
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yeah was good you daddy You know what's funny is we can all be on panels and we can fuck with each other like this about the whole gay shit and it's funny and we all roll with it.
04:02:32
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be out in public and do this shit and with there would be fights all over the fucking bar man of course so i'll do it like bitch what'd you fucking say hey that's hopefully in august i want to go of you well have an organ rap date just a little uh warning what you say is what you get i'm not no different real often i i don't know if i want to be stuck in a house with all you fuckers now Oh, now I kind of... Oh, so we can call each other Daddy MoDog. We got permission.
04:03:06
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Oh, there you go. Now kind of want to know what Jersey... Well, Jersey said I'm allowed to call him, but she won't say what... She can't say publicly what she calls Kayla because... Your YouTube channel would blow up. I want to know what she calls you, Kayla.
04:03:24
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I am Budding Glick. Canceled.
04:03:28
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Look, first and foremost, if you're my friend, it don't matter if you're on my panel or if we're in public. um where i I'm gay. um I'm being ah gay as fuck. It don't matter if we're in person or if we're on panel. Just so you know. Am I gay?
04:03:42
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Am I secure enough my sexuality to act like it and play around like it? Hell yeah, I will be gay for Scott. the type of person walking to a bar with you. I'm so secure in my sexuality that I just act gay 100% of the time.
04:03:57
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I'm the kind of guy that would walk into a bar with you, find the biggest, baddest motherfucker, and be like, you're not as big of a dick as my friend said you were, and then walk out.
04:04:05
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Let the party commence. but That sounds like a bitch thing to do. like My friend called you a dick, and now I'm going to walk out. no That was my first bar fight in America. My friends took me to a bar.
04:04:17
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We were chilling out. We were underage. My buddy walked over to this biker. And he said, you know what You're not ah as big of a dick as ah my buddy says you are. I'm pointed at me. Man, that was a that was yeah that was a bad night. They left, man.
04:04:33
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They left. They went out back in the truck and they went to my house. I hit him with a fucking beer bottle upside the head. His chin hit the bar. Then I hit him with a stool and ran out in a fucking biker bar. And I ran like a mile and a half to my house and they were all at my house.
04:04:49
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i laugh right off I was hopping fences through that subdivision, running through yards, people I never knew.
04:04:58
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Mass scared to death. What was that ass fuck like, Mills? It sucked, man. It was like, I've got fight to get my way out of here. Then I knew every one of them was going to chase me, so I just kept running.
04:05:09
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I could see all of us and ah in a in a in a bar acting gay as fuck just to initiate the fights that would fucking happen from it and have fun. take one Tickling the beard and shit. That would be fun as fuck.
04:05:21
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I didn't even lie.
04:05:24
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that that's right That's when you can find the biggest guy in the bar and you like, like, I don't know that, but he was talking mad shit about you. That guy right over there with the beard, the big tall guy, he said you're pussy little bitch and you won't do nothing about it. Oh, man. Yeah. it yeah He starts walking over and 13 other motherfuckers stand up like, what? was just coming over to buy him a beer. What the fuck?
04:05:54
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Oh, snotty, come up in here, bro. Come on up in here. Bueller, Bueller. We have to have Scotty with us. no The thing about it is, this is the type of personality that I have. I have friends like that who will like walk up to somebody and be like, hey, my buddy called you an asshole. And then they come over.
04:06:12
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And then him and all his little friends, we become friends. like We're hanging out laughing, joking. Meanwhile, my buddy's sitting over there by himself like, and whatever didn't put word hey Some people don't have the moxie to be able to pull that off. Hit that link back chat, man.
04:06:31
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Why? Because you'll you'll love it. Trust me. remi so Also, that word if you like this kind of content, don't forget to like and subscribe.
04:06:42
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and Go ahead and share out to all your friends. Yeah, like share and subscribe. you fuck I'm not going to say these are going down too easy because, you know, Jersey said I say that on every panel. So so so ah but i go you right back I'll try not to break this one.
04:06:58
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I'm not going to say that easy. you're going down like a Catholic school girl at mass. if you know the opinion ah but but boom Hey, baby.
04:07:11
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i need you to remember second.
04:07:15
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He needs help boofing the beer. but You look right here. Is G2K here? You don't have to hear it. G2K. Love you, Jarvis. Oh, we see it. We see it. We see it.
04:07:29
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. we said oh my gosh ahator and no You were not on camera, I promise.
04:07:45
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Oh, my God. We saw the whole thing. The whole thing. It was all on camera. Holy shit. Snotty. Snotty. Snotty.
04:07:58
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I'm not going to say that's the easiest I ever set a bottle in a garbage can, but it is. No. Cheers, fuckers. He just left it on the counter. You guys, Snotty. It's right there in the chat.
04:08:09
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I don't have any of your...
04:08:14
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good mama huh i don't have any information i can't send it to you but the link is in the chat
04:08:28
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uh that is getting windy when serial killers enjoy winter too what the fuck is wrong with this guy anyways that's from ah another channel is steve the canadian Probably. He's probably a fucking Australian.
04:08:49
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Sounds like something Steve would say.
04:08:57
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Where Jedi goes, is he pooping again? probably i think it's like I like to imagine his poop comes out just pale white.
04:09:07
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So you've thought about this before? Like an old Rottweiler in the middle of the summer in Georgia. But, you know, if the toilet paper is also white, how is he going to know when he's done wiping his ass? That's the hard part, man. Life is rough. Because he tastes it on his fucking fingers.
04:09:24
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Yeah. do that This is true as well.
04:09:31
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The fuck?
04:09:35
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lot of scissoring going on in chat. Just saying. i'm um dumb yeah Picks or it didn't happen. that's That's hard, yeah. The fingers will fly. Hey, Kayla, you still awake?
04:09:50
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So, my wife keeps threatening to get a midge midget stripper for me for my birthday. Oh, that'd be fun. It is beer. Very awesome. Let's see. Let's see if happy endings. Nils, it's this move right here.
04:10:06
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No, the first... yeah make them make make them so Make them spin on it. Well, I told her, I was like, his which she knows I have a mild non-admiration for short people, so I told her, it's like, if you get them into strippers, a half price...
04:10:22
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but
04:10:27
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It's like Michael michael Jackson on Kmart. boys pants are half off. Oh, God. I remember that joke. ah Yeah, I went back when I said Kmart.
04:10:39
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Kmart. Back in the day. When Sears was a thing. was the blue light yeah blue light li a blue light special Yeah, Blue Light Special. The only thing outside of getting pulled over.
04:10:52
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Yeah, right. There's actually a joke in West Virginia. You'll appreciate this. How the house state troopers here bus people for DUI. if they If they dodge the potholes, they're sober.
04:11:07
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That's like Cincinnati roads, man. Oh, man. Even the fucking interstate is bad. 64 is horrible to you there. There's been the same construction going on in I-75 around here since I was like fucking 12.
04:11:19
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Yeah, it's just horrible. That's why we we just get through Maysville and cut in the back way. On the way they You selling gay donuts now, bro? Sounds like Queen and Jersey need to come up on screen. That's the crazy Jedi. I'm telling you. out for us They won't do it.
04:11:35
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They won't. They won't. Yeah, all all the estrogen left and the rest of the women are staying in chat. They're just down there having a party in chat. Talking about scissoring and shit.
04:11:47
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I mean... Yeah, Queen, man. Last time she was on, she was actually on panel. She was... Man, that was a great night. Queen, get on up here. Come take my rainbow rings. she is She feels safer in Chad, but it's like, man, it was a we and we can go to the Halloween party. You remember that was a Halloween party? Queen and Jersey. you soon. like it. like it.
04:12:12
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later arab we yeah queen queen of jersey need to get up here see you soon yeah mimi likebato Yeah, you're you so Jedi is selling gay donuts and you're like, what the fuck is this fad giving me to eat? you know What is a gay donut? Yeah, what is a gay donut? That is definitely a gay cup of coffee. A gay cup of coffee to me is like all sugar and no coffee. Well, when I make really, really love holes, you want to do everything that's got holes in it.
04:12:47
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True, true.
04:12:51
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Yeah, but that don't make it gay. What about people that that eat the donut holes? That's gay.
04:13:02
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Just because I like to put two of them out at a time? oh Yeah, oh well, you know. You know, Shaman. I did think you're probably not going to want to show up. I know. i don't it's that everybody Everybody's going to hate on you for this, but you know i I'm pretty appreciative. Glory Donuts. Oh, you did. ah Oh, imagine another one at Glick looking fucking decent. you know yeah Fuck you, Scotto.
04:13:29
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Look at that packet. sports Look. at that bag
04:13:36
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look You know what, Scotto? That's how you know it's fake. Yeah, when he when he's got the damn paper towel roll sideways. kills me and i am in and And I cannot wait until I get my sleeves done.
04:13:48
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Every AI picture Scotto does of me, I have my arms done. and And it's like, oh, I cannot wait. i want my I want to finish my sleeves so bad because they're there and I'm like, ah yeah, they look that looks fucking badass. Yeah.
04:14:06
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You know it's fucked up. I did three tours in the Marine Corps. only got one fucking tattoo and it's on my calf. No shit. Yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. The ruler of the chatterbox is on. Oh, shit. All right. Well, guys, I got to go, man. It was good hanging out with y'all. When my man tells you to do something, I listen. Oh, shit. All right. Well, we got to go. We got to go. Why we got to daddy?
04:14:33
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we got to go why we got it good daddy Hey, you know. She just likes the backwards hat, man.
04:14:45
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Oh, my gosh. You had a backwards hat on tonight. It's the first time. It's good to see you. It's not the first time, but it's close. only had it on before for like 15 minutes. Actually, I put the cap that have on.
04:14:59
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fifteen minutes then i put the actually i put the fuck in the the cap on it you have one I know. i didn' i changed it up I changed it up because you were here, and then we're not even we're not even on the same level tonight. I was doing the backwards ball cap all night.
04:15:13
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but you know You've got to change shit up, man. yeah yeah i know I started to say something, but I knew Scott i would fucking be all over it, so I'm keeping my fucking mouth shut. sometimes I have learned. It's almost like you know him.
04:15:29
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Sometimes I want to be adorable, but I know you assholes will not and will never let me live it down when I feel fedorable.
04:15:38
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Yeah, the fedora I have is is too small. It's a beard, brother. It's the beard. I think I can pull off a fedora no matter what, but, you know, I don't know i don't want to be ridiculous. I got a big ass head, so it's just's hard to find hats. You have an oddly shaped egghead like a pumpkin.
04:15:54
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Yeah, unfortunately, my son got my giant watermelon head, too. Yeah. the pu yeah same You do have a big head, Sarge, but it i it it looks nice. I think it looks nice in a fedora. You know what? I didn't really... i didn't know because I... So I'm a kid of the 70s and 80s growing up, right?
04:16:11
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I didn't know until I... because Like, when I went to boot camp and they shaved all my fucking hair off, that was the first time I realized, God damn, I got a big ass fucking head, man. Because it was like... His neck was paradise, my one was tadpole. It was not fucking pretty. I didn't mind it the whole time I in the court because we all had high and tights so that we all looked fucking same. But, yeah yeah, I look back at pictures with me at a high and tight and I'm like, God damn. I got a story for you, man. had a...
04:16:38
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So we showed up to BCT. We're at Relaxing Jackson. The very first day, our SI tells us, he said, I have a present for you before you guys leave. Remember my words from this day.
04:16:50
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So what um graduation day, we're staying in morning formation. He said, you remember I told you I was going to give you guys a present. We saw the special. Yes, sir. we fell on top of the world yes we completed everything those that who were able to make graduation we're standing morning formation before our rfi and we're like fuck yeah man he marched every single one of us over now ar672 at the time you were able to grow your hair out but you had you know to keep it within regulation he marched us over the barbershop skinned us again
04:17:22
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We're all standing in formation. My dad, my mom was crying. My dad was like, you guys look fucking tough. We were pissed off. Every one of them. I didn't have any hair the time. i was in the fucking court. We had our fucking hair grown up. We felt good and shit like this. Like we earned it. and He fucking skinned us again.
04:17:41
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We were all fucking in formation pissed off. And everybody's like, you all look like hard asses. We were mad. whoups What's up, snotty? How's it going today? Hey, Scotty.
04:17:53
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What's up? What's up, man? My dick! i will I will never shave my head again because I had ah i had a little bit of a midlife crisis. Well, I'm not allowed to shave my head.
04:18:10
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But I had a little bit of a midlife crisis a few years back shortly after we started doing this particular show in general. And shaved my, I like took it to the skin, shaved my head.
04:18:23
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hey brittanney I like, I like, I'm feeling good. Like, yeah, man. shaved my head. Like I'm in the gym. I'm working out. It's a fresh new me.
04:18:36
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Five minutes into the show. That was the topic of conversation. My co-host at the time was like, dude, you look like a penis that's in witness protection.
04:18:48
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Because I still had my beard. i And I was like... a whole put hawk shave on See, I'm the same. You guys can't tell because of this, but I got a square fucking chin, man. It's like the manliest fucking chin you'd ever fucking see. It's square as a motherfucker.
04:19:07
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So that with no fucking hair, it was not a good fucking look. I also have i also have a very square chin, tizzled jawline, manliest, but this fat covers it up.
04:19:19
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Well, my problem was like, I tried to always do hairstyles and then it would turn into like that's the new douchey look. Like I thought that having a chin strap was going to the coolest thing in the world. Oh, the chin strap. Man.
04:19:36
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So I had chin strap. Right? With the faux hawks. yeah And all of a sudden, I was like the hugest douchebag in the world. And I thought looked good, dude. I thought i looked awesome. man When I ETS'd, I didn't fucking shave for three months. And then I had a guarantee. I trimmed it up because drove me crazy.
04:19:54
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And ah so, Sarge, I get that, man. And then when I retired from the fire service and shit, and I was like, my other jobs, I didn't have to fucking shave. was like, fuck it. I'm growing a beard. i don't have to do this shit no more. I'm growing my hair out.
04:20:07
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I remember when I when when i was younger. i never got to experience that. You're a younger guy. When I was younger, well when I was in my twenty s I couldn't grow facial hair.
04:20:18
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But I had the douche straps. and I was like, hell yeah, these look good. Now I look back and I see these pictures on Facebook and I'm like, this guy's a douche bag. I got i got like my blue... but like i'm like I i look like like i'm the whitest member of the of the crips i got a blue bandana on i got blue shorts on i got a blue and white t-shirt on i got my sunglasses off and then i got douche straps you were the token he's like he's like i'm gonna look like b real when i when i started growing facial hair with the chin straps and then i got the the porno staff
04:21:01
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which turned into like the pedo stash. Right. And then was like, going to go ahead and get the soul patch. And it's like, Oh, total douchebags get soul patches. So I was like, tool pedophile.
04:21:15
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and then had the total to pull frickin soul patch and eventually I was like, fuck it, I'm just on it all in and just when I was man, when I was a captain on the rescue, um i had that whole fucking 70s fireman stash like everybody on our crew. So when I when I lived down in Charleston and I and I worked for a work and we weren't allowed to have face right, but we could go so we could grow bustaches.
04:21:42
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I'm stuck down, baby. Because of your respirators. you got a and i got this mo sta and I was so proud of it. and Every time I would go to... Because there's an Air Force in a navybased du and base. We also had um a... um So no military?
04:21:59
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So no military done? Yeah, Homeland Security, Customs, blah, blah, blah. And every time I would go to the bases, all the military guys would compliment my mustache. And they were like, great mustache, man. That's a mustache that would make Burt Reynolds cry. you know And I felt good about my mustache until I posted a picture on Facebook one day. And one of my friends was like, you look like a fat John Candy with that mustache.
04:22:24
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Wow. Hey, mean, it looks... John Candy was how are you a fat drawing candy trying John John Candy was already fat. weekend yeah That's a good point, Snotty. Oh my goodness. you What were you doing at that point? We got to kick you out into orbit.
04:22:44
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It's funny that you mentioned that because like what we consider fat at the time was like 250 pounds. I mean, the thing that we have been going ahead and growing, but I don't know.
04:22:56
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I'm looking at 250 pounds in the rearview mirror, man. oh Fuck. yeah I'm...
04:23:04
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I'm not even mad. I mean, I don't think I know. I'm um i'm a big guy. i'm I'm 6'3", on a good day. I'm the fucking fattest I've ever been. I fucking hate it. love the way you look. Love blind. Love is blind, babe.
04:23:18
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I'm lucky. Yes, she was, Glick. Shut the fuck love is a blind baby so I get enlarged thyroid. So I'm lucky, right? I'm on a diet of thyroid cancer whenever I'm like 62 years old. diet of thyroid cancer. I get to look like this and eat frickin' triple cheeseburgers. Yeah, fuck you, snotty. Kick his ass off the panel. Yeah, Scotty.
04:23:49
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Scotty is tall and skinny and lanky. You poor guy. I may or may not have molested Scotty or Snotty on New Year's Eve. but Might have. liked it. He picked me up into the stratosphere by the ass crack buddy. and yeah he loved He rubbed his dick under your nose. I got to say matt he said I couldn't walk straight for three days. live on yo because like it would have been a 10 if it were a female but because it was glick it was like it was so good i might be gay you know you never know well his dick's not that big so it wasn't a true experience so lesson ten unless it's not that big then that's even easier i'm married to him pardon and put a thumb in there i'm his wife yeah no dog and i are married i've had an event for his girlfriend before it's okay
04:24:44
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ah my material just I'm just a side piece. yes i let her borrow the camera. i teach her how to use it. Yeah, MoDog and I are married. You are a Marine.
04:24:55
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i don i won't i will yeah marine I won't ruin any of you. I won't ruin any of you. Is everybody in here servicemen?
04:25:06
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I've been a Boy Scout. I think I'm it. Some of the guys in here have been serviced to me. Scott said he's had some servicemen. I've serviced to men, yes. I've got another one for you. You can either be this or San Diego. Carmen San Diego. Go back. There you go. There's Yiddish Glick. Yiddish Glick. What the fuck? That's a great pick. If I ever see Glick in a fucking suit, I know he's at my fucking funeral.
04:25:43
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yeah go hi rabbi my gla for for For one reason and one reason only, the hand tattoos so I can show Kaylee. Because I'm getting... Oh, man. That is... They're like an Amish gangster out there. Yeah. It's been the gangster. The Mjolnir over the time. No, has... all the pictures. a plumber. didn't know that
04:26:21
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I can see glickly working that suit jumping in the buggy busting down the road with the horse and shit man because he's Amish you know I thought it was funny in my head fuck y'all I was i was i was doing the buggy yeah it's our fault it's our fault that i know I know fuck you shaman um my but I was doing the bumps Sarge I and i was bumping here i was bumping here on the bed Oh, I heard I thought that the bombsome was like, really? When were talking about the buggy, I was hearing Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking of, Beast. Hey, um bird and Shaman. Shaman. Wiggas, clippity-clop, clippity-clop, bang, bang, bang, clippity-clop.
04:27:13
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thats a horrible momentmit You follow us here on the Nonsensical Network. Anonymous drive-by.
04:27:20
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I'm in drive-by. What would that even be? They would have muskets. Yeah, muskets. They'd be on a freaking horse and buggy. Freaking pop.
04:27:34
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They'd throw pitchforks through your window. Hey, they're ruthless, man. They're absolutely ruthless. You know know what FIFO fififofo is? Black guy giving his cell phone black guy gave his cell phone number up Oh, Fafi.
04:27:54
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I got canceled. Sorry. I liked it. Hanging off the sides of them and they'd swing back and forth with nail guns to go ahead and put up siding. Anybody know what he's talking about? He's talking really fast. I think he's talking about Amish building a barn or something. I'm like 10 minutes behind because he's talking really fast.
04:28:24
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He's saying a lot, but I lost track. Me too. Pretty sure everything you're saying is fucking meaningful, Snotty. We're behind you. They're slow, bro. Yeah, oh exactly. I'll admit it. Listen, I own it. on people yeah so It's rough to keep it all in order, you know. I was just talking about the Amish. We don't have to.
04:28:50
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Amish. Amish was a wrestler in WWE. Dude, I'll tell you what. My sister, what i take when I go visit my sister at Mansfield, there's an Amish community about 20 minutes up the road from them.
04:29:06
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and And we literally sat on the side of the fucking road one day, picnicking. I was a teenager, right? I was like i was only like 12, 13. and And literally by the time we got done eating this fucking picnic that my sister had for like, you know, sat ah these motherfuckers had three quarters of a barn built.
04:29:24
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I mean, they threw that shit up so fucking quick, man. they're good They're good at what they do, man. I grew up. Yeah, they are. Uh-oh. oh I grew up 10 minutes from Amish country here in Ohio. I worked for the Amish for four years. All my neighbors were Amish, bro. So you know what I'm talking about. yeah they can They can put down some fucking beer. They will come together as a community and build a barn in a fucking day. Like, from start to fucking finish.
04:29:54
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Oh, yeah. Jedediah here, he's like, man, if you should let build a barn, we would have been done in like a day and a half. And then pick it up and they move it with my hand. Yeah. but up What up Yankee shout out man. And they would swing back and forth and just like with nail guns just like shoot up the the siding of these houses before they did the aluminum siding. You know like the insulation stuff.
04:30:20
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It was crazy. They had like the whole siding of a building gun. I don't know anything. I don't know from personal experience or anything like that but Amish girls are freaks.
04:30:31
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Yeah, they are. Well, how how could they not be, dude? Like, really? Seriously, how could they not be? No, Shannon, they bathe. They bathe. Yeah, they bathe. They bathe with fucking life There's no way there is they're getting any bugs. i mean If you know how to churn butter like that by a time you're 12, you're going to be a freak. I'm just saying. Don't they make national soap and chips? Well, not only that, but they're incestuous as fuck, dude. I mean, once you get so much... They fucking hate. Where's the cancel sign at? Where's that at? The canceled sign? yeah run um Well, i mean that's I mean, it's just being as a hell of a thing.
04:31:12
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rum springer you're You're in a community and that community isn't exactly expanding and the community doesn't want you to date outside. There is a lot of cousin marrying going on and shit, man.
04:31:25
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Wait, you grasp saying you grew up a Jew? up a Jew? You and I are presents. What's difference? I know, right? i grew I mean, I'm not saying there's a problem with it. you know ah In Greenland, they have a app a dating app where if you bump phones with your date, they'll tell you if you're cousins or not. yeah yeah we need that bear can they know but they know Yeah, they need that East Kentucky. we who need that babe I was going to say, in West Virginia and and Kentucky, that's how they find dates. Seriously. True story. Me and Jersey, were're damn they we were probably like three houses away from being fucking related. True story. yeah my fact yeah my family is My family is from Kentucky.
04:32:15
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who it's butkers mo his divide you story that confinrant can yeah do find love you said oh first and my mom's family and My mom's family was like in the neighborhood but neighborhood right next fucking door.
04:32:31
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is yeah i know where buckor is you know you know where you know where has it's like it's like your hazard my mom yeah my grandma and grandpa were from fucking hazard yeah yeah we were down there last town we were the we were down there last spring for the tornadoes Yeah, they had a lot of flooding. They had a a whole lot of flooding in Buckhorn. They had the flooding last February, and then they had the tornadoes in April. one yeah They got they got like hit twice back-to-back. It sucked, man. my my dad My dad was born and raised there. Jersey's dad early-stage dementia, right?
04:33:07
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and When we first started dating and shit, we were FaceTiming while she was over at his house. and She was like, Hey, I want you to meet my boyfriend. This is basically my cousin. He's from Hazard. And her dad was like, the fuck? I'm not from Hazard. mom like My mom's people are. so wow but but up but and he And he really messed with me. like he said He said, I'm going to find out if we're right in. And like for like a hot minute, like I really thought, i'm like oh my gosh, what? No, for like four or five hours. My my my sister, like 25 years ago, did this shit. She did our like family lineage tree and shit.
04:33:43
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And like literally tracked us back to Blackbeard to Pirate, right? Wow. jersey told me what her family Jersey told me what her family's name was. And I was like, hang on, I'm going to text my sister.
04:33:55
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And literally, like 20 minutes later, I texted Jersey back and I was like, oh shit, babe. And that's all I said for four fucking hours. I had two ancestors were caught they hung at in Charleston, South Carolina. Oh, shit. It'd be some shit if you took her to a family reunion and be like, she looks awfully familiar. what right What's your aunt's name or mom's name? Seriously, we we were scared for a minute, man. We started doing the whole shit with her dad. like Her dad was like, d on do you know my brother? His name is this. Do you know my cousin? His name is that.
04:34:30
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I was like, stop, because you're going to somebody I fucking know. God damn. And now we've gotten to the point that I have introduce Sarge again all the time to my dad. It's like 50 first dates and shit. It is like 50 first dates, because my dad's like, who?
04:34:45
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Who is that? and um Oh, that's great. but we're like we met We met at the water park in Williamsburg. Hey, MoDog, all I have to say is is incest is the best.
04:34:58
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Put your cousin to the best. Yeah, exactly. I found out you was third or fourth cousin. I mean, that that's pretty much what the blood's almost lost. Seriously, beast, beast, beast mode. Seriously. yeah i really thought we went war We literally went down like the whole fucking family line and shit, hoping we weren't going to run into something that was a related. Sorry, you need to keep going with this shit. And it's literally, it's just weird because like her family was like here and my mom's side of the family grew up like here and literally in the next fucking town. yeah i fuck I fuck with people work here in West virginia Virginia. They're like, oh man. So like I'll be talking to somebody and and and another employee that's been there for a while to be like, oh, you all know each other? And I was like, yeah, their mom and my mom went to different schools together.
04:35:44
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And then I walk away and just watch their brain lock up. You're from a whole ass to the country. Nobody went to school your mom. ah Fair. it's mom d so yeah like there was another ah There was a girl work the other day. She said, when's your birthday? I'm just talking shit. I'm sorry. Snotty, I know snodty i know like your your last name comes from a castle.
04:36:10
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It's not even a real thing. My last name is is very, very rare. so When I come across somebody with my last name, I know automatically we're related some way, somehow.
04:36:25
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So it's like, wo we're going to go ahead and, you know, we're going to go ahead and change the direction of this conversation because because everybody knows me. Like even Kayla introduces me to all of her family and all of her friends as Glick.
04:36:42
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And they're like, well, that's an interesting your name. Glickner. And we have to go, well, that's his last name. Or I have to say, well, that's my last name. Because my first name is very common. It's very white. It's very fucking boring. He said very white. Basically, my my first name screams mayonnaise on white bread with turkey sandwich. And we don't have to do it You know? Whichever.
04:37:05
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so like By the way, you got you got James Ottawa fucking restreaming you, so hey to hey to everybody on yeahstream James Stream. Hi, everybody on James Stream. My last name is very common in America, like all over the world, the English version, and so like we're we're everywhere.
04:37:25
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All over Northern Europe and in America, so... but when my my friends didn't stand out too far but like so we're whenever we hit a point we're like take care shaman night shaman move i'm gonna love you brother he' braman so like we're calming where we are And we may not be related, but, you know. yeah But I still fuck you.
04:37:52
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My mom's American, but her um her mom is was Amish. Before. um Outside of Dayton, Ohio. So um she actually taught taught me how to cook from a young age.
04:38:07
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I loved coming to America to visit her. and She actually taught my wife how to cook. So I used to joke with people like, when When I got ah a ah out of ah AIT, Sarge, I was 166 pounds. I actually gained 22 pounds.
04:38:20
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um yeah yeah and yeah yeah when i When I graduated boot camp, I didn't even look like the i have no pictures from mike I have no pictures from my boot camp graduation because my mom was taking pictures of some dude.
04:38:32
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in another fucking platoon because she thought that was because i lost like 65 fucking pounds in fucking uh and she found my pictures from basic tonight and then the closet and she's like oh my god was like just keep that shit in the closet i was 140 pounds when i went into basic and i was so afraid of being put in the pit and when i come out of ait was 166 pounds when i met angie and my grandmother taught her how to cook I went from 166 to because the Amish put butter in everything. there Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
04:39:04
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So it's like, all right, running 11 and a half miles every other day. now I was like, I wasn't, I wasn't muscular. I was like farm boy big when I went into bootcamp. Cause I'd been working for Pepsi for like six years and I'd unload the whole side of a fucking truck back when it was like cartons of just glass bottles. And I would literally walk that shit up onto like, you know, the platform. So I was, I was farm boy big. Right. Yeah.
04:39:26
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Yeah, Marines aren't big like that. but Not in boot camp, man. like We're lean and mean and shit. I went into boot camp, I probably weighed like 190. And but I was big right?
04:39:39
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But when I graduated boot camp, yeah, I lost like 65 fucking pounds. I didn't look like the same fucking person. You're also very tall. yeah you'll six one Yeah, you'll lose a lot of fucking water weight and fat. shit Like my jacket, my my shoulder closet stick and plastic. Like I had a 38-inch chest. i said six one bitch I said bitch. You're only 6'4 when you wear your platform shoes. Shut up, bitch.
04:40:04
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the ah So so what those man, it was it was so crazy though when I like in a it the biggest person carried the saw now the smallest person carries a soul. Yeah. Oh, I mean, oh, it's like big army. I mean,
04:40:20
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ah and notto
04:40:25
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In all fairness, look. Hold the fucking phone. In all fairness, click still looks fucking good in the picture. That's right. that's right excuse send me it's got it and god it Scott has even got his pink nails And he's got those milk bags.
04:40:46
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right my My sweet Amish queen, Scott. Goddamn, Glick, you would make a good looking Amish dude, dude. Seriously. like i We're out of... That Nordic carpentry is kicking in. I'm like, that's a badass looking barn.
04:41:03
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glick Glick would be that elder the whole community would warn the girls about. No, no, no. Don't go over to his house. No. Stay out of his barn. i i like I feel like I'm the Amish elder that everybody comes to because i take care of their problems. but yeah you You come to me on my father's or on my my daughter's wedding and you ask her to save It looks like you got a problem. Here, step out to the barn with me. Scott is like, ah ah scott is like I'll turn in that butter, baby.
04:41:33
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but Have a great night, Queen. It was a great news pleasure meeting you. Take care, Queen. Have a great night, Queen. a no hate No hate for not coming up on panel or anything.
04:41:45
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Drop that follow. Drop that subscribe. Appreciate it. Miss Mechow's an old fucking Marine, too. drop that follow drop that subscribe appreciate it meckows old miss meckows an old fucking marine too oh he's seriously I say old as in O-L-E, not O-L-D.
04:42:02
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Oh, how much okay. Sorry, Queen. Sorry, Queen. Man, I thought you were... i came her what was if She was actually in the core around the same time I was. No shit. yeah Man, i thought I thought you were going to c cream that night. I was talking about McMap.
04:42:17
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i I'm the Amish guy that doesn't fit into the Amish community. What's the matter? What's the matter with you? You got a problem, Click's the Amish that got shunned. yeah Yeah, no cherry pie will ever bring him back to the community. Well, goddammit, I need another beer and I gotta take a piss. I'll be back.
04:42:37
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I do have to jump off, though. it's It's late. I'm not used to staying up this late.
04:42:43
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i Yeah, Mike, go ahead and cut out as well, guys. Thanks for having me, though. Nice seeing you. I'll keep you up on your podcast again if you want some comics.
04:42:55
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Snotty, you're always welcomed up here on Saturday nights, brother. Snotty, it's an honor to meet you. I normally play freaking Rocket League until 2 in the morning, but, you know, we got a tournament in early, so you know i really we want ask but you can you can you can play You can play podcast streaming guy until 2 o'clock in the morning.
04:43:17
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Did you say that you normally play Red Rocket game until 2 a.m.? Rocket League, so it's like soccer, but with cars, and you can shoot off, and like you make fun of it, but if you got it, you know what to do with it. I'm told but i'm telling you dude, it's nuts.
04:43:39
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I dunk on mofos on there. i wash your blood i don't know what that is, but I'll play chess with you or checkers or the king's table any day. This like 3D chess. Sarge and I play Scrabble. check out the um Actually, I'll type it in chat.
04:43:56
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ah You need to check this out. Beast Mode, happy birthday to you, brother. Appreciate you popping up. This was like the most popular before chess in Europe until 1600. So, yeah, it's called the King's Table.
04:44:11
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Yeah. They have an app for it, too. It's a fun game. i know what i What I need... if you like tesul that It's pronounced Neffletoffel, the King's Table. every everybody Everybody watching and everybody on Neffletoffel, if you don't already have it, go buy yourself Cards Against Humanity in one night. We'll do a little Cards Against Humanity right here on the panel.
04:44:34
Speaker
I have one. yeah. You got the online link, too? No, no, no. well We can do it. We're straight up old school with the cards. Oh, no shit. I have one right here. um That's funny, Shannon.
04:44:48
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And welcome, Mahash. Cards Against Your Childhood. Yeah, I got cards. I can't play right around. I can't play right around.
04:44:59
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What's going on, Mahash? Mahash, Mahash, Trahash. The algorithm brings you. Well, the algorithm is speaking to you. And the algorithm is telling you to hit the follow, hit the like, hit the bell, and and share.
04:45:15
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Because we're amazing here. Mahash, Trahash. Actually, you might be able to i might be able to set something up next week for Cards Against Humanity next Saturday. well sort mean We can do a little Cards Against Humanity next Saturday on here on the panel.
04:45:33
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i'm down Come on, Glick, motherfucker. oh my thank you Glick, you want to work on show? I'll give you that link. Oh, yeah. Cheers. Cheers. Wonderful night. Thanks for having me. Sorry if I was a little bit of a... You know... Hi, you're good. You're fine, man. Pardon us fucking with you, man. It was all in good fun. We were just messing.
04:45:59
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm down. i'm done i mean I would like to apologize for blessing you on New Year's Eve, but I won't apologize for it because... It was great for both of us. I wasn't going to go ahead and bring it up, but it was completely delightful, and I'm glad you wasn't going to bring it up He wasn't going to bring it up, but he's still in fucking therapy about it. I'm just saying. just I mean...
04:46:24
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useful i space i've I've been having questions about myself ever since the moment happened. It's not a click. I will have that effect on um get my fact from it. You know, every snowboard that's the one thing I love about our generation and generation X, man. You can't hurt our feelings. we used to bring our fathers the wrong tools as a child.
04:46:47
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We're holding flashlight wrong. We are the last generation of the feral kids, man. Man, I remember when we were i don't know about that there's tough folks out here it's just most of my generation are just bitches you ain't lying but no no i won't i won't say that because it's really good we're still making it i grew up with uh like in the summertime i was not allowed in the house if i fucked up and walked in the house even because like i was close to the house and had to take a piss the fuck you doing in the house? Get outside and play, man. um i Mom, I had to take a shit. Fuck, calm down. When I was middle school in America, it was like I realize right and rate they go down to the
04:47:33
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to the field where they're playing pickup football you know and exactly whenever mindspace came out dude like Dude, dude i was 35 fucking years old when my spouse came out. Yeah. Right? I mean, I get what you're saying, but fuck you.
04:47:53
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I remember in 19, I'm going to say 92 or 93, it was my second year in America. there were three kids that were going to jump me at the bridge. They just didn't like me. I wasn't from here, shit like that.
04:48:04
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So I like took a detour and went home. I just didn't want to fuck with these kids. And I went and ran to the front door. My father knew what was going on. He locked the door. I'm beating on the door.
04:48:15
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And we had one of those front doors with a little, like, arc at the top. And no thats all I saw, my father's like 6'4", 6'5", and all I saw was his face. And he said, don't you come into this house until you beat their ass.
04:48:27
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yeah That's what I grew up with too. Me too. In 1993. And I did. I fought like hell, but I beat their fucking ass. My father taught me to fight.
04:48:38
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he Yeah, when he saw me with a torn shirt and the fucking bruised up face and shit. I had to fight my dad just to go to boot camp. Motherfucker was like, if you can whip my ass, you can join the Marines.
04:48:50
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And I ain't gonna lie. My dad whipped my ass in the backyard. I fought. like I thought I knew how to fight, but my dad grew up on this. yeah I sat down to talk with my dad and I asked him to sign my papers at 17 and he did. That was me. I was 17 when I went in too.
04:49:05
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Yeah, we had a mutual agreement. Don't tell mom. And it found them um you know and i was like I was like, wait a minute, dad. we come i come from a military family. Everybody in my fucking family has been in the military, right? I'm like, we come from a military family. What the fuck? And he was like, yeah, but none of us have been in the fucking Marine Corps.
04:49:20
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He's like, you want to go into Marine Corps? You got to beat my ass. so I can remember my mom standing in the kitchen window looking over the backyard screaming. I won't say his name. We'll just say Doug, right?
04:49:33
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Doug, stop. You're going to beat him to death. My dad was whipping fucking shit out of me. But because I kept fighting him back, he was like, you know what? You had the balls to fight me back. good to go. I'll sign the fucking papers. I'm thankful every day I beat my dad or fought my dad and he beat my ass.
04:49:47
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But yeah, the day before i went back to meth for processing is is when we told my mother and then she cried and she's like, yeah I hope you did this. And I was like, no, I chose infantry. And then she's like, oh, you're going to be on the front lines. with fuck yeah And the dad had to sit her down and then be like, you know, hey, this is how we are. It's kind of funny too. And and i'm I'm trying to make this short. So last weekend,
04:50:10
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But when we thought, you know, the doom was near, we were going to get these big ice storms and stuff. And I told my my father, I was like, you know, ah the boys were here. All four of my sons are here.
04:50:20
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So if shit gets really bad, um and I had friends from Northwestern Ohio that came here. was a joy in the chat. It's like, SM, SF, MF, hell yeah.
04:50:34
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So i was like, ah you know, I got the chainsaw if we have to. We'll cut our way to get into you. um You know, we'll make it to you if the power goes out to make sure you're okay. You had propane heat. Everything was cool. We had a plan.
04:50:48
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the generator gassed it up the night before made sure it ran and try to explain to him how it ran now he's prior of service too so he's like show me how to do it I said hell no we'll make it to you he said don't put your life in danger to make it to me and Angie started laughing she said do you know what kind of career your son's had for the past 34 years
04:51:11
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And I said, yeah, it's not in our nature. we we don't give a shit. We don't fear death. It's like, you're my father. I'll make it here if I have to walk here. i wish I had a story where my old man whooped my ass, but my old man's a bitch.
04:51:26
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Yeah, I was like, yeah, I've never gone through childhood. oh so my My father is 74. He'll be 75 years here.
04:51:39
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He's the only person on this planet that I'm afraid of because I've seen what he can do to another person. I've witnessed it firsthand. ah you know what I'll whip my fucking father's ass right fucking now. Right now i'll kick his ass. Only because he died 27 years ago.
04:51:55
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that's so dirty yeah he's said seriously my father's the only man i've ever been afraid of on this planet yeah i can yeah i'm same way you know what i take it back my mom my mom was only like five foot four but she was like you pissed her off she was like a little chihuahua on crack man it was i would i came home from fucking boot camp the the the morning at the morning well i guess the morning we got home right because we drove home and I'm laying on the couch asleep and she came in and shook me to wake me up to tell me it was time for breakfast.
04:52:25
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i'm I'm like literally 26 fucking hours out of boot camp, right? And I fucking jumped up and like swung at her. She didn't say a word because she was five foot four. She was quiet.
04:52:35
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She walked back into the kitchen ah because I laid back down on the couch, right? Like I didn't know what was happening. it was kind of like a fever dream, right? She walked in the kitchen, got a fork, came back and stabbed me in the fucking shoulder. Said, don't you ever fucking swing at me again. I was like, yeah you never disrespect mom because then you have to put up with mom and then dad.
04:52:52
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Yeah. mom i was like My mom, when she saw me, she cried and she said, you left a boy. You came back a man. i do I showed Kayla a picture of my dad and my sisters and I. And she's like, who's the fucking monster in the middle? And I'm like, that's me.
04:53:12
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right I don't know where came from. My dad is like five eight five nine my mom My mom was tall for a woman. She's 5'6", 5'5", 5'6", something like that.
04:53:26
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I guess somewhat tall for a woman. my sisters like my My older sister, she introduces me to everybody as her baby big brother because I tower her.
04:53:39
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Plus, like size-wise, I'm like three times her size. and and like I wish I had that moment where it was like, yeah, i I called my old man out and he whooped my ass.
04:53:51
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But the the one and only time that my old man and I got into it, I ragdolled him a little bit. and then I stopped because I didn't want to hurt him. I would have never had that experience with my dad. i'm I'm not saying my dad's not tough. My dad is tough.
04:54:09
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ah but He's not a big guy. He's a tough son of a bitch. But, like, I wish I had that moment where, and I mean, and even as we got older, and and and and, you know, I love my dad to death. We haven't spoken, and three years, um, ever some bullshit, but I love my dad to death, even though he's a piece of shit.
04:54:31
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But like, I wish I had that moment where my old man rung ball, but like the last time we talked, I gave him, I gave him two options. You walk out of here on your own two feet or you walk out in a body bag hey bag.
04:54:45
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and and And he walked out on his own two feet because because at the end of the day, and I'm not saying I'm a badass because I'm not the biggest dog in any yard and I'm not the toughest guy that you'll ever come across, but at the end of the day, he knew how to put him in a body bag.
04:55:00
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But that's also the type of person that I was raised to be. Like, I said, I'm going to do it. Yeah. my my My mother and I didn't get along. my on the other on My mom, on the other hand. Me and my father, though, I mean, that's my daddy.
04:55:15
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I'll tell anybody. You know, I'll do anything for any cause right now. I'm off the stream, and I'm over there. I mean, that's my father. That man taught me how to throw a ball. He taught me how to play hockey.
04:55:26
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He taught me how to shoot, hunt, fish, everything. i mean he's my father you know my grandfather's raised me up taught me up i won't i won't ever speak ill of my dad i'll never speak ill my dad that's just who i am you know not the greatest influence not the greatest guy not really the greatest dad in the world but i won't i won't speak ill of them but now um I'm the same way. i I didn't know my dad was a total dickhead because he was, but I didn't know that until after I was like out of the house and in the military on my own. I try yeah i didn't know. you know and and i might my
04:56:05
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and I'm an accident. right like my My brother that was closest to me, he's been actually is his death anniversary is coming up, but he was 10 years older than me.
04:56:16
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and then My sister and my ah older brother like 14 and He was 10 years older than me. Your dad got him.
04:56:28
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Yeah. I'm 60. The brother closest to me in age would have been 70, but he died nine years ago. Then there's my sister. My sister is 13 years older than me. And then my brother just passed in October.
04:56:41
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It was three or two years older than her. so I was a fucking accident, you know, you and and they, and they tried to give me shit like, Oh, you got by with so much growing up. And I'm like, no, I really fucking didn't because mom and dad were young when they had you motherfuckers, right? They were old and tired when they had me. So they didn't put up with any bullshit. You know, I fucked up once and I'd get, you know, my dad will whip my ass, you know, they, they learned from the first two mistakes. Yeah, exactly. Right? They're like, now no no, no, no, no. We don't play that shit in this house. i was like, fuck. yeah
04:57:13
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ah I feel that. I had siblings that were, my sister, 13 years older than me. My one brother that um is, well, I have two brothers, but he's three years older than me. One brother that's 15 years older. And then my oldest brother that passed away, he was 16 older than I am. besides your sister I kind of grew up like a fucking only child you know i have they were they were all out of the house and gone by the time I was three I have one sibling five years older than me that's it an older brother he's a fucking Nancy my my oldest my oldest brother passed but he he was 16 years older but we were we were tight yeah
04:57:52
Speaker
See, I never... It's weird. I didn' i never had that until... I didn't have that... like i had a good connection with my sister, right? Because when I was younger, you know she would she would come down like mike So it's kind of weird, but my, my, my two nieces, her, her kids, they're only five and six years younger than me. So I grew up more like their friend than their uncle.
04:58:14
Speaker
You know what I mean? And it was weird. Cause I'd go up to Mansfield when I was a kid for like two or three weeks for a summer and spend time with them and shit. And it was cool as fuck, you know? But my my my brother and my other brother, I really didn't have a relationship with them until I was a fucking adult and grown and and literally out of the fucking Marine Corps.
04:58:34
Speaker
you know That's when I like kind of met them and started you know being able to hang out with them and shit. My oldest brother, yeah since I was three, the only time I saw his ass, not not I'm not trying to bring the like stream down, but...
04:58:47
Speaker
the only time I saw him after three years old was like at my, my, my mom, my dad and my brother's fucking funerals, you know, scream down. Yeah, I know. I know. No, no. no My older sister and I, out my dad's first marriage, I got an older sister. She's four years older than me. And we used to be tight as fuck.
04:59:09
Speaker
And ah you know, the last several years we've kind of drifted apart and i miss i miss how tight her and i used to be like we were thinking steves and um i miss that yeah and and it's crazy because she lives 15 minutes from me you what mean but it's like god damn i wish i wish we still had that because she was one of my best friends and man me and my sister went up to boston in september because we knew my brother was dying right we knew he didn't have much time left and when When he called me on the phone to tell me like, hey, this is the end. You know, I was like, well i'm going to come up and fucking see you.
04:59:44
Speaker
And um he we got up there and and like after. So we we saw him two weeks before he died. we Me and my sister were up there for like four days. And then we ended up going back up like two and a half weeks later because he passed away. Right. So we went up to funeral and shit. And after the funeral, my, my, uh, you know, my, my sister-in-law is his wife was like, yeah, I was, I didn't really know how I felt about you coming up because again, I didn't grow up with them. You know what I mean? Like Bev did, but I didn't, you know, she goes, so it was so nice to like, see you and Jimmy just sitting there, just like cutting up and shooting the shit. And it's like, you guys have like grown up together. Cause like,
05:00:21
Speaker
you know And he told me all along, he's like, I wish we didn't live so far apart because you and I are so fucking like the same person. He was like, i or we would have we would have been hanging out like every fucking weekend and shit. you know like So that sucks. and you know There's nothing I do about it at this point. but you know's that's That's the thing. i mean like i'm I'm the only boy of five. I've got four sisters.
05:00:44
Speaker
And unfortunately, this this falling out between my dad and I, my My sisters have been, well, my mine is my older sister who is kind of for for the last several years, she's in the position I'm in now, but my My other three sisters. Well, I'm sorry.
05:01:03
Speaker
I'm sorry. Let me we have a bro sister, right? I have a brochure. My two sisters at my brochure have now become collateral damage because of this situation with my dad and I. It's like you guys. i love you guys to death, but you guys are still going to do things with and with dad and and and I'm just, I'm not going to a part of it. my My American side of my family is like that too. There's like a clique within the family. well it' but theyre nothing but They want you to do everything you can to come see them and they do shit together.
05:01:39
Speaker
i completely get that, man. Well, and they're not looking at sides or anything like that. And granted, because i don't i don't I don't put it out there. So they didn't even really know that there was there was this situation. That wind is brutal. no until until christmas and until christmas this year and then it all came to the forefront and and and i got painted out to be the bad guy and i flat out put in the group chat you're an outsider and and it and like if i'm being painted out to be the bad guy so fucking be it
05:02:12
Speaker
At the end of the day, i made a choice that I was tired of being told that I was a fuck up. I was tired of being told yeah how much of a fucking piece of shit I am. When at the end of the day, I'm sorry. i love my sisters and my bros to death.
05:02:27
Speaker
But out of all of us, I'm the only one who's never went to mom and dad for anything. never paid for money, never asked for anything. And when I have asked for anything, our gods hate cowards, thieves, liars, and beggars.
05:02:43
Speaker
yeah So it's like, I love you guys, but yeah, so I totally get that, man. As a man, I'm going to stay on my ground. I love you i totally get that. Being the accident and the baby, I'm the one, I'm the one everybody in the fucking family came to when shit hit the fan on something. I'm the one that took care of fucking dad when he got sick and was dying and died. Mom, when she got sick and was dying and died.
05:03:07
Speaker
My brother, when he died, my other fucking brother. They put up with it financially. They don't want to deal with it And I'm like, i'm not anyway, but anyway, it is what it is. I'm in that scenario now. I'm the youngest of five children.
05:03:20
Speaker
I'm the same thing as what's on um the youngest. and And this is what sucks. And I'll throw this out to everybody. Right. And I, and I, obviously I don't know your entire situation, Glick, but I'm just throwing out in general.
05:03:31
Speaker
Neil said it before in the end, When it all comes down to it, family is everything. So anybody that has shit with their family, coming from a guy that's lost most of his family at this point in my life, I wish I could have made things better with some of them. You know what i mean? Because I had i had a 10-year falling out with the brother was closest to me in age. So, you know, there anyway, it is what it is, right? Shit happens and life goes on. but Well, and that's the thing. And that's the thing with me.
05:03:57
Speaker
Like, I reached a point with my old man, like, i'm umm I'm done. I'm done trying. I knew our relationship was broken my entire life. The only reason I ever tried was because when my ex-wife got pregnant with our first daughter, she was like, and at that point, I was already done. i was walking away. I was done with that man.
05:04:19
Speaker
She was like, you got to make it work. You got to try to give him a chance. And I did. it i smith And I spent almost 18 years. Man. eighteen years man being in the Being the better person. Being this being the bigger guy.
05:04:35
Speaker
and and And like I said, it's just it just all came to a head one night and a lot of shit came out and he still wouldn't take ownership of it.
05:04:47
Speaker
Yeah, that's what sucks. yeah Sounds so familiar to me. click yeah um and i I get it. yeah any yeah like you like you can't You can't force him to see that side either. That's the shitty part. And you want just some type of acknowledgement, you know. Yeah, and it came out of nowhere, and it was like, he kept, fli and that's when I gave him the ultimatum.
05:05:06
Speaker
You walk out on your own two feet, or I put you in a body bag. And we haven't talked since. But I guarantee you, if if if Dad ever got in a situation where one of us kids had to take care of him, it would be me.
05:05:18
Speaker
It would be me. I'm not going to sit here and tell you to be the bigger dude. That's not what I'm saying, right? Because you did it. You did it for 18 fucking years. And I've been in the same situation, so. I get it. I'm just saying like, you know, hindsight's 20, 20, right?
05:05:35
Speaker
You know, you look, you look back on shit and it's like, but you know what? You can only do what you can do. You know? I mean, I had the same shit with my brother, you know, called him out. Like I said, I missed 10 years of fucking being with him because yeah I just wouldn't put up with his fucking shit anymore.
05:05:48
Speaker
You know, like, and and I'll, and I'll say this, I've made it very clear point when Christmas was going around this year. and And I got put in that in that situation where my sisters didn't know the situation.
05:06:01
Speaker
and i was putting that And I was put in that position where I was being painted as the bad guy. And I put it out there like, this is what happened. Here it is. yeah This is what happened.
05:06:14
Speaker
At the end of the day, the ball's in his court now. Right, exactly. I went through this with my mom and I because my mom and I had a huge falling out. And I was a mama's boy. I was the Biggest mama's boy on the, you'll ever come across.
05:06:29
Speaker
I love my mom, all of her faults, all everything she went through. Like I was, oh they it's like whether, whether I didn't like my mom or not, but she brought me to the world and you don't get to choose your parents.
05:06:40
Speaker
And, and, and my mom and I had a huge falling out. We had a huge falling out. it came down to my oldest daughter and and, and, and situation my mom was in and stuff like that. And, and, and as a dad, I had to do the right thing for my daughter.
05:06:55
Speaker
And my mom and I had a huge falling out. Even though my mom and I had a huge falling out. Two things we had that we did every year was on my birthday, she called me.
05:07:06
Speaker
I wasn't allowed to answer the phone. And she told me happy birthday. And she sang Simple Man 2. Oh, man
05:07:19
Speaker
The other thing that we always had was I'm a big one. do You love and understand. That's my favorite first from that song. i am a I am a huge Michigan Warriors fan.
05:07:32
Speaker
You guys all know that. I know. I try not to hold it against you. yeah ha You don't have Coach Rod anymore, but go ahead. My mom, like everybody else in Ohio, or were big Buckeye fans.
05:07:43
Speaker
So the week before the week before the Ohio State, she called me every day, and I wasn't allowed to answer the phone. Because she had to leave me a voicemail talking shit.
05:07:55
Speaker
And once she left me the voicemail, then she would call me. Even after we had our falling she still did that. And we still talked. After she left me my birthday voicemail, and after she left me the Ohio State, Michigan, both talking shit, we still would talk for a couple of minutes.
05:08:13
Speaker
But we never mended that bridge. Yeah. And that's tough, man. Mom's been gone now for...
05:08:24
Speaker
man and and what What you're getting ready to say is exactly the point that I yeah like was getting ready to make. When they're gone, it's too fucking late. Yeah, it's too late. i i
05:08:37
Speaker
We never got to make a bridge. It's like you can never come back. I never got to say goodbye. So we joke about we joke about mom being in my trunk.
05:08:49
Speaker
But her birthday and her anniversary... And Mother's Day kills me every year. But I stood my ground. And I feel good for that.
05:09:02
Speaker
And I know that she yeah she raised me like that. Like, you stood your fucking ground. And she was as stubborn and bullheaded as I am. so so okay you You get it honest, Blake. Oh, I get it honest as a motherfucker.
05:09:19
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Anyway, change of subject. Hey, that guy.
05:09:26
Speaker
That guy. Good to see They're no longer with us, man. Cheers. Cheers. So, yeah. Like I said, at the end of the day, the glorious dead.
05:09:38
Speaker
Yeah, i mean, everybody's got something in their in their family, in their past they can relate to and things like that.
Feeling Like an Outsider and Societal Reflections
05:09:44
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um It's harder not like half American and stuff for me that you had to fight because you're always an outsider.
05:09:51
Speaker
You're not from this country. You're not from this community. You know how communities in Kentucky, Ohio and West Virginia you are. You know, your family wasn't here for the past three to five generations. So nobody knows you. And you have to fight for that reputation and things like that. So um that's where it affected me the most.
05:10:09
Speaker
And it's like, no matter if you're a good person and being a good person doesn't mean you're a nice person. So that's a a lot of things that people didn't understand.
05:10:20
Speaker
And everything's changed because of social media, like Sarge said earlier. you know its It's a different attitude, attitude aptitude, as I almost said. um And it's just it's crazy, the world today, between the sociopaths and and everyone else, the narcissists that are so self-absorbed.
05:10:38
Speaker
that even a good person is snubbed as someone who's either cynical or someone who is a scammer. We brought up the fucking internet earlier and like, yeah, ah even though I'm 60, right, I'm more technically adapt than most fucking people, you know? So yeah gets high I see shit on like TikTok and Snapchat and shit like that. And I'm like, oh my God, as a country, well,
05:11:07
Speaker
We're so fucked when it comes to the younger generation, man. like and and And I'm not talking shit about them and shit, but, you know, like, oh, it's fucking scary, man. Yeah, my sons are millennials, and they're not like that. and it fucking i can I can proudly say neither one of my kids are like that. Like, I can proudly fucking say neither one of my kids are like the majority of the shit you see going around. Like, there's just... i this This is going to probably sound stupid, but one of my... What's that shit called? Like... um ah
05:11:39
Speaker
like when when when you when you watch something that's like fuck why am I thinking I can't think about what the term is like guilty pleasure what one of my guilty pleasures is I love to see like younger people get like on the street kind of shit. And when they get, you know, questioned about whether, whatever it is, politics or whatever, right? And they have, they have zero fucking clue about what's going on. And I just sit back and laugh at that shit. And then as I'm watching it, after I'm done laughing, I'm like, ah I really, I really should be laughing at this. Cause this is fucking sad as fuck, man. You know? i like what you know
05:12:16
Speaker
Anyway, it reminds me of an old Ernest Hemingway quote. You can either but be judgmental or you can be curious. And I've reflected on that a lot lately because it's like these kids, we give a lot of shit to them and it's like, but nobody's teaching them.
05:12:33
Speaker
Well, like I said earlier, most most younger people today can't read a fucking clock if it's not digital. And they can't read fucking cursive or write cursive. And I know. there's Okay, so when does that shit we really come up in real life? Not that much. but You can actually have a digital watch and turn that damn thing into a compass if you know what you're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:12:53
Speaker
Yeah. So. Goddamn, my dog. like an old dirty bagger. Get out by on you, young whipper. No, really. Really, I'm so the opposite of that, man. like i got like So in my apartment building, there's there's four apartments on each floor, right? And all three of the other people that live in the other three apartments around me are 20, 30 years younger than me.
05:13:13
Speaker
Right? And we'll sit we'll we'll shoot the shit. I was shooting the shit with the girl in the fucking hallway earlier tonight and the guy in the hallway earlier tonight. and They're both way fucking younger than me. Oh, no, already knows. I love you. I will be right back.
05:13:30
Speaker
This one chick. No, I ain't even going to talk about her. ah she yeah she's she's dumb as She's dumb as the fucking night is dark, man. But she was the one in the thong, Glick, yes. Yes, she's the one in the thong in the fucking... Anyway.
05:13:44
Speaker
Yeah, oh yes, is what she is. all what we what The top last one, you know, that came to his door numerous times? Yeah, that one. ah twice Twice. yeah Okay, that's that's numerous. That's more than once. It's true. I mean, you're not wrong.
05:14:01
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yeah Kayla would i i kill kill
Relationships and Online Privacy
05:14:05
Speaker
that bitch. I'm just saying. Yeah. yeah this Kayla and I are very much alike, I think. is is As weird as this sounds, it was both both in our interactions I had with her like that were totally fucking...
05:14:19
Speaker
Oh, yes. I feel like Kayla's kind of been in and out all night, and she was like, what? day Fine being the key word, right? Sarge, fine being the key word. I got no time for stories. I got no time for what ifs, and it's okay. I'm not that. I'm kidding.
05:14:36
Speaker
ble ixnay i'm the top let's say here well you know you know what i think here's here's i i've like yeah a lot of i've given a lot of thought to this like god damn i shouldn't open my mouth no no no it has nothing to do with that girl it has nothing to do with that listen if they if they can steal you from me then they can have you Exactly. And that is all I love you with all my heart, but if they can steal you, they can have your ass. They can have your ass. Hang on, I got knocked on the door. And do not return to sender either. I mean, they can have you.
05:15:13
Speaker
Absolutely. Because you might be able able to have you. Oh shit. We got, we got, whi fuck Kayla done woke up, got fired up. Fuck man. loving fire us She said, that's true.
05:15:24
Speaker
That's true. That is true. i agree. I, I, and I feel the exact same way. Yeah. No, it that' ah that's my, that's my mentality. Look, I look, I've been cheated on. Uh, I I've been played with, if Oh, oh no let me steal everybody's roast jokes. My relationships since my divorce have not been that great.
05:15:46
Speaker
And they've played, unfortunately, unfortunately, all my relationships have played out live right here on this show. Nonsensical nonsense. They have, yes. They have. And and and and out of my relationships that I've had, you know, there's one that that we we were just in different spots. Did we enjoy each other? Did we... Did we like each other? You know, yes. But her and I were in different different places in our lives.
05:16:17
Speaker
She was also 12 years older than me. um And, it you know, that was the one that was the one relationship that ended great. But unfortunately, my relationships have played out on this fucking podcast. Yeah.
05:16:34
Speaker
and and And that was the mindset that I have. and and And everybody wants to crack jokes about the chick from Oregon. But what what everybody doesn't understand and don't realize is once I one i realized what was happening, I was a dirty dog on the Internet. ah you Yeah, her and I were talking and her and I were...
05:16:56
Speaker
this that and the other thing and once i realized that she was playing yeah you're damn right what the things that she was accusing me of i was fucking doing because i knew it was a fucking bullshit ass game for her and and it was all about the drama and and getting attention and this and the other thing so but that's my mindset like if they can steal you away from me i'm not gonna fuss with you i'm not gonna fight with you i'm not gonna fight with them They can fucking have you at the end of the day.
05:17:28
Speaker
I told Jersey earlier on we when we first started dating, right? I told her early on, I was like, here's what I don't want us to be. A fucking internet couple.
05:17:39
Speaker
You know? Like, fuck that shit. We're like, we're yeah, we don't live right next to each or you know next to each other. We don't live in the same house, but we're like what we have is real. You know what i mean? and And it's like I told her. I like i don't i you know,
05:17:53
Speaker
And we laugh about it, like when people bring shit up, you know, we laugh about it and because it is what it is. It's just people being and funny on the internet and, you know, panels, whatever. But at the end of the day, you know, I don't want the fucking internet knowing our whole fucking life. I don't know them wanting to know what the fuck's going on. You know what i mean? Like. We don't need to.
05:18:14
Speaker
i've never I've never been here before. This the first time I've ever done anything like this. and and She can correct me if I'm wrong, but I told her early on. I was like, right I don't want this being a fucking, this is an online thing. you know this is not Because it's that's not what it is. you know because well Here's the thing that I've learned about, and this is just me. This is what I've learned about you two.
05:18:35
Speaker
Much like myself. You guys have put your hearts out there. You you put yourselves out there. Shit's happened.
05:18:43
Speaker
You're looking for what I was looking for and what I found. Right. You guys found it too. Yes. so who Totally by accident. Totally by accident.
05:18:54
Speaker
look When Kayla and I first started talking, we we it's no it's no joke it's no secret. We met on Facebook dating. We started talking. Both of us had the conversation that we were not looking for anything serious.
05:19:09
Speaker
We might hang out. We might hook up. We might not even fucking like each other. We were not looking for anything serious. We did not want to be in a relationship. You guys know that. I said that on here, on this fucking show. yeah yes yeah so I whoring it up.
05:19:25
Speaker
You know what mean? I was man whoring it That's funny. this This is exactly how Jersey and I met. yeah On panels, on YouTube. Yeah, exactly. And I met Kayla on Facebook. She finally had to come to me one day. I don't mean to cut you off, Glick.
05:19:42
Speaker
She came to me after we realized we had feelings for each other, right? well She got pissed at me one weekend because I'm a fucking flirt by nature. I know I am. I know that about myself, right? I'm just flirtatious by nature. am to And it's like I told her, it's not that I'm flirting with somebody. That's just my personality, right? yeah Now, if I put myself in the other person's shoes, I can see where that sounds like bullshit, but it's not, you know what I mean? And, and I was just on panel one night after, again, after her and I were like a couple and,
05:20:12
Speaker
I was just being stupid and just being funny and making comments and shit, you know? And, and she was like, you know, that hurt me. And I was like, it made me step back and go, Yeah, you're right, man. My bad. And playing it back and listening. Yeah, you're right. If she was on the other foot, yeah, probably would have fucking pissed me off too. you know But at the time, it didn't mean shit.
05:20:36
Speaker
you know It was just me being stupid on a fucking panel. But we didn't meet on a dating app or
Genuine Connections and Personal Growth
05:20:41
Speaker
some shit. We literally... found out that we liked each other just from being on panels and and not even the panel part as much as in chat, just being in chat, fucking being stupid and chatting. Anyway, it's, it's, it's funny how like, you know, souls can find each other. yeah You know what I mean? so yeah That's the thing. Like, even now, like I want more, I want more female viewers and, and, and more female audience.
05:21:11
Speaker
and and i have to and and And there's a lot of times like, you know, like I'll see a woman pop up in the chat and I'll use Queen as ah as ah as a reference tonight. and and And I find myself doing this internal struggle like I don't want to She's in the chat and she's engaging and she's having fun and if she's able on the panel she'll chat and she'll engage, whatever. Excuse me. um But it's also like I'm doing this internal struggle. Like, oh my God, there's a woman here now. Am I allowed to talk to her? Am I allowed to acknowledge her?
05:21:47
Speaker
Which, that's just me personally. that's not That has nothing to do with Kayla. Because obviously, great thats absolutely nothing tonight in any way, shape, and or form. And she's welcome here anytime.
05:21:59
Speaker
And she's welcome on the panel if she ever wants to come up on a Saturday night. You know, but but yeah, no, when Kayla and I met, and and we met, on facebook dating and we just started chatting a little bit and and when when her and i first started talking i was talking to a couple other people and then you know things started to you know things started to change and we talked about meeting and even then i was still talking to know a few people but the moment that her and i met and the moment that that that that we seen each other for the first time and she felt the same way it was just like
05:22:36
Speaker
I'm done. I'm done. I like, I know I'm not going to, ah you know, and, and we, and since the night we met, we've been apart maybe a week, you know, like maybe a week we've been a apart.
05:22:52
Speaker
i well When I, when I, when I FaceTimed with my family, right. And when I say my family i and talk about my daughter, my son-in-law and my three grandkids and I, and I brought, jersey up on facetime with them to meet them right because i'd already met her parents and shit on facetime and uh it went great i knew it would you know what i mean i mean you know like they loved her she loved them all that kind of shit but and after we got out facetime like my daughter and not don't even know if i told jersey this but because i've been intentionally single for like 15 years like intentionally right just intentionally and my daughter went
05:23:28
Speaker
damn dad this shit's serious huh and I was like it is serious you know because when we ended the call she was like I love you I was like i love you too babe you know and when I she didn't see it but off camera like ah like my my daughter and my son-in-law's heads kind of like snapped and looked at me like been a hot man it's been a hot minute since I heard dad say that do you know what I mean so and I and I haven't dated anyone since my husband died yeah i mean i i and and truthfully i did not think that i would i did not think that i would after my husband passed away i would not i i did not like like like you heard the song the song the song that i wrote says exactly i feel it says exactly how i feel at at the end of the day when you find your person
05:24:17
Speaker
you you you have no control and and and no say over that. Right. oh And and and that's this is this is this is the unfortunate thing, but this is also the great thing is, you know, yes, my my relationships have played out on, and I'll say on this show in particular, nonsenual nonsensical nonsense, because I was in a relationship and I was engaged, um,
05:24:49
Speaker
when I first started doing this show and it didn't work out and it went sideways as fuck and and it and it was and it got and they got bad and and not on'm I'm not me because I'm not that ah you guys have seen it you guys have seen it from me I'm not that person that's gonna go and fucking attack somebody because they did me dirty even when they're attacking me and everybody expects me to respond and everybody wants me to respond and wants me to Put that fucking business out there. I'm not that guy.
05:25:23
Speaker
and And since then, her and I have talked. and and and and And I was finally able to say all the things that I wanted to say to her. But what hurt more than anything was the fact that her and I were best friends before we decided to, before we made the mistake of jumping into a relationship. And I told her flat out, I said, more than anything, I love you to death.
05:25:43
Speaker
Do I ever want to be with you again? No. What I miss is the friendship that her that that that her and I had. and And we worked on rebuilding that friendship that we had.
05:25:57
Speaker
And then you guys were here with my my my other ex. And you guys watched that play now. Psycho! Oh, sorry. Yeah. know And then there was the whole organ situation.
05:26:12
Speaker
and and and And all that stuff. And when Kayla and I started dating and when Kayla and I decided that we were going to be a thing and like this was actually kind of serious, I was like, I'm not trying to prevent you, but I don't want to bring this up on the podcast. I don't want to bring us up on the podcast. I don't want to mention what we're doing or, you know, I don't want to mention our personal stuff.
05:26:33
Speaker
But it reached a point where it just kind of came out. what Well, what Glick, I have to be honest with you. i don't i don't I don't think... I mean, we all know that Kayla's there or whatever, but as far as your personal business, i don't think that I don't think that you do tell a lot of personal business. Yeah, I would agree. I would i would say that you don't... I like that you don't.
05:26:56
Speaker
you know yeah well So I and that's what that's what I was going to say i think for the for the most part Maybe you don't realize it but I think for the most part you do Keep things pretty much You keep it pretty sheltered Yeah And that's positive and And I do that on purpose because yeah as as As much as I want to come on ah As much as I want to come on a Saturday night And I just want to just unleash On people and I want to and I want to put all that drama and all that bullshit out there, I'm not going to do that because a
05:27:34
Speaker
I don't i don't need and don't need that drama and that bullshit. Because YouTube is
Online Drama Avoidance and Community Bonds
05:27:40
Speaker
not real fucking life, dude. exactly Exactly.
05:27:46
Speaker
you and And I'll say this, the two of you, and Modal, were there with the last couple bullshit situations that went down and you guys were there behind the scenes and there was no reason to put it out there the only time it's put out there is the only time my bullshit is put out there is if you jump in this chat or you jump on this panel and and and and and you want to smoke you want to smoke you want to fire let's go
05:28:18
Speaker
Because people that I don't have to protect these people. I don't have to worry about their feelings, but I do. Because I don't want people to get that image of me, of being a that guy who's just going to put drama out there and create drama.
05:28:33
Speaker
But if you come up in my chat and you come up on my panel and you want the smoke, well, you might be bringing the smoke, but I'm going to bring all the fire. Because at the end of the day, all I have is the truth behind me. Yep.
05:28:48
Speaker
you know and again i mean i think i you know for the bulk of the people that get on youtube and go to panels and follow channels i i think it's for for the most part i think it's all for the right reasons people are just wanting to disconnect from fucking reality get stupid hang out and have a good time you know what i mean and when it starts getting all deep unfortunately i will say like it's been here the last fucking hour on here right like People don't really give a fuck about this kind of shit. I mean, they want to just be on panel and be stupid and you know, it is what it is. And I agree. I'm the same fucking way. You know what I mean? So I'll just, I'll end it with this and say, i good on you for keeping you and Kayla's private part for the most part private, you know what I mean? You don't need, you don't need to have that shit on here just like Jersey. And I don't put our private shit out here. You know what i mean? So and's like, we know you guys are together. Everybody knows you guys are together. And you know, and, and, and she'll, she'll, she'll fuck around and chat and say some shit. I'll fuck around and chat or on here and say some shit. But at the end of the day, I mean, her and I have that connection now at this point that like, we know when each other's joking, you know what I mean? Like, like there's a lot there, let's be honest. There's a lot of guys out there or women, whatever. But like when she makes the like scissoring comments about her and Kayla, or she used to do her and Brittany or like me and me and Glick jokes and shit. We we we all know that's for fucking fun. mean right We all know that's just shut up, Click. don't don't Don't tell our secrets. Shut up, fucker. I'm not telling our secrets.
05:30:18
Speaker
ah Unfortunately, our biggest secret is out there that apparently we're a married couple. You're my mom. That's just it, man. like When you come on here to just have fucking fun and chill out, like I said, Scotto, I know you're still fucking here and I know he's still listening. right like I'm a concubine. I'm a concubine. Dude, I can tell you, man, like I've been around for a hot fucking minute, right? Like, I'm not talking about YouTube. I'm not about in life, right?
05:30:43
Speaker
And I fucking love so much. I love this about Scotto. And like every fucking community that he's ever been a part of, or I've been a part of that he was a part of. I love how everybody is just so like accepting, you know what I mean? And it's just like, we can be on a panel. There could be 10 of us fucking only guys on this panel.
05:31:04
Speaker
Scott, who can be in chat or Scott, who can be on panel and we'll get gay as fuck with him. And like, and everybody knows what it is. And everybody knows that it's like fun loving and fucking just having a good time. Right. Yeah. And and and I fucking, I love that kind of shit.
05:31:18
Speaker
You know what i mean? I love that kind of shit. I love the jokes back and forth and I, and I just fucking roll with them and everything else, man. So that's the kind of shit that I'm looking for when I come on, you know, and if there's fucking drama or bullshit involved and I'm not going to get into it, but that's when you disappear from those places, you know? So to you, Scotto, cheers.
05:31:38
Speaker
You gay motherfucker, my gay brother, you know, like, you know, and everybody It is what it is, man. but It's all good. anybody says That's my Scotto, and I love the fucking shit out of my Scotto. You're getting a little greedy. Sorry, Franch. You're getting a little greedy.
05:31:59
Speaker
You're married to my man, and you want Scotto, too. And you have Kayla. You gotta save some for me, please. Yeah, you're being a little greedy, man. I mean... Jersey had a room saved for me. Right? Fuck, dude. Jersey had a room saved for fucking Scotto before she even had one for me, man. Facts. The room is still empty, Scotto. You'll learn to accept shit. no know Unfortunately, Jersey, you will have the right parts that I have.
05:32:29
Speaker
That is true. I don't give a fuck. Anyway, man. on you know Fun shit and not all the serious stuff. it's like It is what it is, man. I love all you guys. At the end of the day, like it's so weird to have Kayla back here because Kayla does. Every show I do, but this camera's on and I'm on this network. juicy Hang on. you see Way Up's comment?
05:32:57
Speaker
it's good It's good. It's good, man. Right?
05:33:04
Speaker
One of ladies is on right He's right there. Oh, fuck. I thought he was talking about me. Fuck. Here's what's bad as talking about. one of my ladies is on right now you he's right there is scott hey oh fuck i thought he something about me fuck you good is my mind no here's what's banded i know you was talking pascato
05:33:27
Speaker
No, no. every Every show I do, if this camera's on and I'm on on and i'm on this network, she's right there, man. And and and she's she's feeling rough right now, but she's still she's still watching. Man, I'm seeing a trend. like every Like the last three or four weeks in a row, man, like Kayla's not feeling real good when the Saturday show's going on. what You need to chill out on Friday nights, Kayla. What the fuck?
05:33:51
Speaker
Come on. You need to be in better shape for Saturdays, man. Unfortunately, she's got a lot of medical and stuff going on. so But no, I mean she's still here. she's still She's still here. She's still supporting her. I'm joking, man. you i love you You know I love you, Kaylee. Kaylee. Sorry. Kaylee.
05:34:10
Speaker
Kaylee. No. You better call her by her right name. Oh, I know. Fucking shit. My girlfriend's the first motherfucker to put me in place with that shit. Yeah. You better call her by her fucking real name, bud.
05:34:24
Speaker
Better call her. That's my piss. i need a beer and a piss. I'll be back. Hopefully by then we're talking about more fun shit. I know you'll never have this problem, but try dating a Mike and then dating a Michael and they're both insistent on being called one or the other.
05:34:39
Speaker
Oh, shit. Oh, my gosh. That's some Twilight Zone shit, man. Who am I, fucking? My name's Mike, and I prefer that you call me Michael. And then Michael's like, my name's Michael, but you better call me Mike. Dude, Scotto, seriously, that would be that would be that would be fucked up. That is some Twilight-type shit.
05:35:02
Speaker
I'm just going to call you both Steve. Fuck it. ah Who the fuck is Steve, bitch? Scotto's mine, you motherfuckers.
05:35:14
Speaker
Scotto, let him know.
05:35:18
Speaker
I'm a baby but I have better.
05:35:23
Speaker
yeah no but Nobody will love you like I love you, Scotto. I get yelled at every Saturday night because of you. I love the pink on your nails, Scotto.
05:35:38
Speaker
I do, too I do, too. Yeah, like I like i really love them. yeah I also, i not only did he come up with pink nails for Valentine's Day, but then we were talking about it earlier, and I know everybody got jealous because he rolled here at Captain Crunchberry's hoodie, ah which I said was my favorite cereal, and everybody got mad.
05:36:00
Speaker
Everybody got jealous. Scotty, you got to make me look bad at least in one picture. I'll give you permission. It's okay. I also have a Fruit Loops one. and it and a Cheetos one.
05:36:14
Speaker
yes uh you be the fruits you be the fruit i'll be the loose yeah that's right there when i wear that i say yeah i'm feeling fruity today you know clickck have you ever seen a really large carrot or scotto wait wait what have i ever seen a really really carrot hang on for a second i'm going to a who ever I mean, ive I've yet to see Scotto's large carrot. so i have to show i have to I have to share this. i you can
05:36:56
Speaker
I'm also terrified because I feel like it's so big that, I mean, sorry, Scotto, but you've got to be a bottom. like i can't I can't be a bottom. That's okay, baby. I'm not a Kickstarter model. Yeah.
05:37:13
Speaker
I'm not a good person to experience. Cheers. Feel free to download it and share it on the screen. no kind of ah I'm kind of proud to admit this. ever piss so hard and so much that you actually flush the toilet without hitting the fucking handle?
05:37:32
Speaker
Listen, they're carrots on Viagra. That was, I was like, I went to hit the handle and motherfucker went and flushed by itself.
05:37:46
Speaker
Oh, Lord have mercy. Do you see him? see him. What are we talking about? What are we talking about? You cannot, you you cannot be atop with that if you're in representation.
05:38:04
Speaker
They're real carrots, brah. They're real carrots. Oh, I know what she's talking about now. Okay. going to upload this one.
05:38:15
Speaker
know what she's talking about now. I thought maybe Scott slipped a dick pic in there. I couldn't wait to text. I've heard stories. That's all I'm going to say.
05:38:28
Speaker
Yes, Scott, you are not even, you can't even be a top on an expert level if this is what Jeebus H. Christ. and the that is ah On the funny note of carrots, I went to this little bookstore one day and I found the cutest children's book called The Snowman with Two Carrots. Yeah.
05:38:54
Speaker
Oh lord have mercy feel bad Scott is like fuck they wrote a book about me The fuck Man alive Scott I'm not gonna put Scott's shit out there He can say it if he wants But have I'm just gonna say From what I've heard Dude's got legendary status man We already talked about that you have Several times on the channel It's okay Shut up man you If you find a man that can take that You better fucking marry that man Shit, I told her I was taking pictures. fuck you send him that Did you send him the carrot pictures, babe? did. yeah Oh, there it is on screen. Yeah, look at that motherfucker. Jesus Christ. If I came home from work sitting here holding that, I'd be like, bitch, we better be having salad tonight. yeah
05:39:48
Speaker
Yeah. that is That's wild, right? She's like, that's wild, right? Three weeks later, she's still got that motherfucker. I'm just saying. i don't know.
05:39:58
Speaker
i yeah i actually i i did I did throw him away. i meant choice not Oh, all sure you did. Okay, babe. That's a goddamn domestic violence. She and threw them away. meant seriously. like how they help How does it get that big?
05:40:20
Speaker
I've been told that. I've been told
05:40:29
Speaker
Wow. Scott said he hurt he he hopes he yeah never hurts his knee because he can't go around and wanting things you kneel on to like wheel yourself along and shit. yeah He said the head of his dick would be all calloused and shit.
05:40:46
Speaker
Look, Queen's interested. How many carrots is that? Yeah.
05:40:51
Speaker
That's one big old fucking porno carrot, man. Too big for my hands. About 22 carrots.
05:41:00
Speaker
Yeah, she sent me the picture that day, and I was like, okay, and... That is definitely not a chance. like, you might be a little fucking underestimating. it So, listen, this is this is what happened. So, i i told you guys that my mom had a stroke and was in rehab, like, getting, you know, like, therapies done. Getting carrots.
05:41:24
Speaker
And so, someone from the church, like, came over, like, with a couple of bags of groceries. At my parents house and said Here you go you know like You don't don't worry about anything This is for your mom like And and i i I reached Into the bag and I'm like what the Frick is that like so I pulled them out She reached into the bag and went Scotto And i and like i can't I Couldn't wait to message Sarge I'm like oh my god babe Like you need to see these I threw him away That day but I meant Yeah sure you did
05:41:59
Speaker
but But how does... um'm I'm being serious. How does a carrot get that big? Love, training, and time.
05:42:09
Speaker
um mean, have you ever seen a carrot that big before? Shut up, Scotto. Shut the fuck up, Scotto. God damn it. I figured an answer would expect it from me. That's why I didn't say anything.
05:42:29
Speaker
I've Right way up dude Exactly That's okay that's all i'm I'm sending her a here picture of a big old wet fucking taco tomorrow
05:42:42
Speaker
Make it sloppy please go Of course Be all over my face and shit I mean Sloppier the better with the tacos
05:42:56
Speaker
I still never got an answer from Queen. She she bragged about the lobster claw. but she and And I agree. if you If you can master the lobster claw, it's a game changer.
05:43:08
Speaker
But... That's all. But the ultimate game changer with the lobster claw, speaking of sloppy tacos, is lobster claw and while you eat.
05:43:26
Speaker
Yeah, that's... that's the Truth. truth Game changer. And I'll be y'all. That's why Glick Shell page. It's like, the women that know laugh when I do this. and so Because they're like, oh, he knows. He knows. ah It's not a lobster.
05:43:46
Speaker
Actually, it's like this. So what does that make it? Is it like lobster chowder? yeah
05:43:56
Speaker
It's more of like a lobster cream, Scotto. If you know, you know. I almost gave fucking Scotto another fucking spit pic.
05:44:12
Speaker
almost gave the fucking scott to another fucking spit pick it'
05:44:18
Speaker
umten yeah just after finish I still okay i get an answer
05:44:24
Speaker
oh yes suppose i laughed one night on fucking panel and spit my fucking beer out of my mouth and fucking 32 seconds later Scott I was like here you go Yeah, it was my avatar. There was a picture of me with the like shit just like spewing out of my fucking mouth. Oh, well, oh where's that picture, i Scott? Oh, I'm sure he still has it. We need that picture. We need that picture. And three, two, one. We need that right after Moe Dog deep throat. Oh, I did. I spit beer all over the fucking place, man.
05:44:59
Speaker
I'm just saying. i don't even remember what the fuck we were talking about, but it made me like... yeah It wasn't good. I'm just saying. Of course, he clipped that shit and made a fucking picture out of it. And only works me it only works if you know what you do.
05:45:18
Speaker
My man was a whore. I'm sure he knows what he was doing. I was. I did have my whore days after. You know what? I was i was i was so i was so Mr. Fucking Responsible. Like...
05:45:30
Speaker
That time i was 18, I was a fucking marina daddy and a husband, man. you know like yeah I didn't fuck around my entire marriage and shit. I ain't gonna lie, man. After my marriage, in the next three years, I made up for it.
05:45:43
Speaker
I ain't gonna lie. I made up for it. now Now I just sit around and read you know Bible passages all day and shit. Scripture, yeah. Yeah, I read scripture. yeah Yeah, that's me.
05:45:58
Speaker
I know. I know who you are. i wish i wish i had like a i wish I had that story, like a kick-ass origin story.
05:46:10
Speaker
Like, man. I whooped my dad's ass. My dad was tough as shit. I whooped his ass. I was a Marine and I was this and that and the other thing by the time I was 21.
05:46:23
Speaker
That's why I'm a great lover. No, I just had a small dick, so I had to learn to compensate. Hey, there's a reason I can lick my forehead. man you and i had no And I had no choice but to be like I learned real quick after my first couple experiences. It was like I've got to be a generous lover. I've got to learn other ways to satisfy women.
05:46:50
Speaker
Because apparently, this little tiny dumb bitch... Stop. God was a star like like like what does like, look, Glick. Look, Glick, you're tall. Hang on, Glick, hold that thought.
05:47:02
Speaker
the Scott is sitting here right now going... Well, I'm here to give him a kid-ass Gorgie story. how about that? you can have one like like like like god was like, look, like I feel like we had this conversation and i don't remember. Here's what a real dick looks like. I i feel like i feel like i feel like God hit me with that men in black a little flashy light thing, and I don't remember it, but this is how i feel like. He was like, look, like you're tall, you're dark, you're handsome, you got glorious hair, you got a great beard, you got a pretty nice goddamn voice. You can't have a big dick, too. Fuck.
05:47:40
Speaker
so yeah Amazing personality. People are going to fucking love you, bro. Look, I'm secure enough in myself. i will tell you, I thought I was like, I was a cocky motherfucker when I was a teenager, right?
05:47:53
Speaker
I ain't never been cocky. And and boot camp, showering with 40 other men naked. I was like, okay, let me chill out a little bit over here. I was like, the fuck?
05:48:03
Speaker
yeah like i like I just feel like, god I don't know God, whoever whoever made me was just like, I'm going to give you all these great features. However...
05:48:14
Speaker
Your dick's going to be small. yeah you may You may have heard me tell this story, man. Like on day two of boot camp, there was a black guy all the way down at the other end of the fucking line.
05:48:24
Speaker
Like where, you know, they they come in like banging the can, the garbage cans and shit, wake you to fuck up. You got to jump online. We're all fucking standing there. And this motherfucker's 25 people away from me.
05:48:37
Speaker
And I, I see his dick doing this shit in my peripheral vision. i we gonna know and And all of us, well, most of us men can like relate to a piss hard in the morning, right? that That became our daily fucking routine every fucking morning when we stood on line is we couldn't get offline until end of this motherfucker would piss a stream about 15, 18 feet across the fucking spot because he couldn't hold it anymore.
05:49:05
Speaker
I mean, I can't. I can shoot a straight man. Oh, my God. No, no, dude. Dude, I ain't even. Look, I ain't even. Look, I'm not even trying to. You know, I'm securing my manhood, but this boy's shit hung to his knees soft, man. Like, it was fucking ridiculous. It was absolutely fucking ridiculous.
05:49:24
Speaker
i'd be i mean I wouldn't want i wouldn't want one that big either. But you know it's big when 25 people away from you and you're staring straight forward and just out of your peripheral vision. Ha, ha, ha. You see this motherfucker start creeping up to a stand and like, hello, boys. I'm like, fuck. I'm going to say this, man. For Kayla's benefit, I'd be happy if I was like four or five inches.
05:49:47
Speaker
Hard. Babe, you ain't got anything to worry about. I'm um'm better than that. so Give me five inches in the heart and I'm happy. That's where this, this, and licking your forehead comes in. That's where I was going with that. You gotta to be fucking creative, man. like everybody you know who what Whatever you believe in that created you gave me all Anybody listening to this podcast, our apologies. they Whoever created me gave me all these great stats.
05:50:20
Speaker
You know, tall, dark, handsome, long hair, nice beard. I mean, you're being a little kind of full of yourself right now, but whatever. um all these all these All these good things, and then I was giving a little dick. So that's why I said I had to learn.
05:50:35
Speaker
You know, um i feel like I feel like, you know, I got references. I'm pretty good lover. I got references. Here's here's here's my resume, motherfucker. I know what your resume is. You don't believe me?
05:50:48
Speaker
Go ahead and check my references. That's when us guys go, I've never had anybody complain. And then your friend's in next to you goes, in front of you. but Your mom loves it, bitch. Yeah, your mom loves it, motherfucker.
05:51:03
Speaker
yeah I'm just saying. I mean, i can confidently say every woman I've ever been with that has been more than satisfied.
05:51:18
Speaker
I mean, I'm just saying. Glick's like, I can confidently say every woman I've been with has had a really big fucking dildo. I was going to say who are you trying to convince? I'll show yourself there. Right? You know what, Jersey? Just give me my moment. Just give me my moment, Jersey. All right. All right.
05:51:37
Speaker
I believe I believe you, Glick. I believe have Kayla's laying on the bed like, I don't feel good. don't feel good. You're still awake? Mm-hmm. it's
05:51:50
Speaker
listens Exactly. i so This is my rifle. This is my gun. This one's for kill and this one's for fun. Kayla's about to to send me a message. You still got those carrots?
05:52:06
Speaker
Scissor what? so She's like that's my like, this is my dildo. One is for giving me.
05:52:17
Speaker
Let's just let's just put it a wax get a wax figurine it. let's Oh, thanks. let's say it up yeah guys Thank you guys for being such great friends. I was trying to build myself up. I was trying to boost my confidence.
05:52:29
Speaker
well yeah That's how you know we're honest, man. That's a real friend. A real friend's going to call the bullshit out, man. We just marked all your all your dreams there. My real friends are here. Kayla's laying on the bed like, baby, I love you. It's okay. I love you, honey. It's okay.
05:52:44
Speaker
i love you I love you. It's okay. yeah You're in your little digging on some unsatisfying ass. You do so much more. You're emotionally supportive. You're a good man. You're a good dad. feel like I'm a good dad. Actually, I don't feel like I'm a good dad. Now, when you motherfuckers on here three months later and you hear Jersey saying the same shit to me, just saying.
05:53:08
Speaker
Sorry, you're a great guy. You're great provider. You're emotionally stable. cannot wait until you get it. I love all the shit you do for me.
05:53:20
Speaker
I'm moving there. You know. no we No, fuck that. We're moving to fucking South Carolina. Fuck that shit. I was going to say, neither one of you are from a good state.
05:53:31
Speaker
oh we Dude, move to Charleston. We'll be there in like six years. Seriously, i I am so ready to See, here's what she doesn't know about South Carolina Glick knows because he lived in Charleston, right?
05:53:45
Speaker
That's a motherfucker in the summer, man It is fucking brutal You know, you gotta move Gotta to live in Charleston You guys I have a friend who I actually have a friend, a childhood friend who lives in Charleston You guys will be there before we're there But you guys gotta go to Charleston Because we'll be there in like six years charleston and and Charleston in the summertime, yes, it gets hot.
05:54:09
Speaker
Yes, it's it's gross. But the great thing about being in Charleston, you're below sea level. And if you're in the Charleston area, you're close to the ocean. So when it's 900 million degrees, you've got that breeze off the ocean. so no i look I'm not even going to lie. I've lived in Beaufort before. I've lived in Beaufort, right? you I was stationed there. Beaufort, South Carolina, I've lived there. It is a motherfucker in in the summer. like It's fucking brutal. like The humidity and the heat, is fucking it's fucking rough. It's rough.
05:54:42
Speaker
You acclimate to a degree. You're going to acclimate, baby. There's a reason. Esso can attest to this. He lives in South Carolina. so it a hot It's a beautiful fucking state, but it is a hot motherfucker in the summer. but That's okay. We can adapt. It's all good. Marines adapt and overcome. yes We can just get central there.
05:55:03
Speaker
Just get in better shape. Go out, yeah walk, x exercise, run, lose some weight. I'm down for it, man. Yeah, no, dude. Trust me. Trust me. Charleston area. Dude, I would love to live in Charleston, but Charleston is so fucking expensive, man. No, it's not. No, it's not. Bullshit. Charleston proper, like the downtown by Battery Park and all this shit. Yes, yes.
05:55:24
Speaker
Yeah, if you ain't rolling into town with $4 million in your bank account, you ain't buying a fucking house, man. West Ashley 20 minutes from Charleston Not as expensive And you're 20 minutes So me, Jersey, Glick And fucking Kayla, and Glick and House And Charleston I was just getting ready to say that was just getting ready to say that Mo Dogg four I can't Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Split four ways.
05:55:52
Speaker
Hey, you know what? Me and Glick are down. We're totally fine with that. No, wait a second. like there's there's there I have to put a contingency in this agreement. No, me and Glick ain't doing shit together. So if that's your contingency, fuck off. That is my contingency. yeah oh No, no, no, no, no. Scotto! Scotto!
05:56:09
Speaker
um I'm not having a sign yeah I get the service quarters. Service quarters.
05:56:21
Speaker
Oh, dude, I know where S.O. is. Bro, I worked at Aries in Somerville. Dude, as S.O. is... Dude, Somerville's fucking nice. Somerville's one of the South Carolina cities I would fucking... Not nice. Some parts of Somerville... What are you talking about?
05:56:38
Speaker
Dude, I worked in Somerville. I know where it There are a couple. s So chime in. Is Somerville nice? Because that's honestly, that's one of the places I was looking at taking a job. ah There are a couple places in Somerville that are on are nice.
05:56:50
Speaker
But yeah, I worked at Aaron's in Somerville. Burger King, the Burger King right there. You know where Aaron's is. So you're in Somerville. I worked there when I first moved down there.
05:57:02
Speaker
Wait, am I thinking of a different city? is Somerville not fucking nice? Esso, chime in. In fact, Esso, get up on panel, motherfucker. this got little yeah what we literally oh wait a second Wait a second. We only have three more minutes.
05:57:15
Speaker
Oh, shit. Thank you, Jersey. i would just i got I got two more beverages to do. Yeah, I got a couple more. I'm down for an after party if you want to.
05:57:29
Speaker
Yeah, an after after party? The last time I said was going to come back, you bitches didn't come back. No, I didn't say I was coming back. I did. I did. Thank you. and is scattering I don't know. I got to hang out. Yeah. I didn't say I was coming back. I tell you if I'm coming back. I'll come back for an after party if you're doing one.
05:57:46
Speaker
okay Unless it's just like me and you and the only motherfuckers in there. I'll come back for an after party too. Jedi's been gone for fucking three hours. That motherfucker's yeah whatever. Scott, are you after party in it?
05:58:03
Speaker
I'm down. I'm down. That jarhead will fucking be here. and no wow queen you still hear girl We're coming back.
05:58:53
Speaker
I can feel the love, I hesitate Hold my breath through the mental earthquake I'm waiting for my world to fall Is it too good if it's just great?
05:59:04
Speaker
Which step until the ground breaks? Maybe life's safer in the dark can see it, I can feel it