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Unnecessary Roughness: Sports shit talk
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Glick and Rick talking about the big the big game and the NFL season Also have fun finding out what AI thinks of our show and more sports related shit
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The
Introduction & Teaser
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show starts here.
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We'll see you next time.
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With
NFL Talk & Predictions
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eagle eyes Defenders fall with every rise Running back just hit the brakes Predictions of explosive shakes Unnecessary roughness shout NFL's in town no doubt Crazy picks and wild predictions Fuel the fire football friction Reps whistle piss the air Just racing in despair.
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Sidelined straight with every call. We'll be right back.
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Let's whistle,
Football Dynamics: Seattle & Darnold
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pierce the air.
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Cultures pacing in despair. The sidelines shake with every call. Grit and grind, we give for all.
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We'll be right back.
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Dungeon!
Podcast Promotion & Social Engagement
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sunday what's going on mother fuck os man oh man oh man and just like that where he ends let's talk about it you know mean i'm good and as always i got my boy rick and no we didn't plan that that our name's grime it's just ironically off that's why our belly touch too And our bellies touch and our belly buttons pop when we pull them from. but I feel like that this ah This photo has been in topic of conversation many more times than it should be on Saturday. get AC4s yesterday?
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um But anywho, welcome to Unnecessary Network. It's going to be warm. You can't use it warm. You're not already. Go ahead and check us out. Check out the rest of the network. Give us follow. Give us a like. Give us a share. We are on all the social medias.
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Bio.link slash nonsensical network. You know the
Humorous Football Chat
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drill. It's really easy. If you heard Tuesday when I was hanging out Austin Lindstrom, it literally takes like two seconds to hit the follow button. So fucking do it.
00:04:53
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What's your problem? What's going on, Wally? Wally, Wally, Wally. What up, Wally? All right, I'll have to get some. So couple of things i want I want to get into before we get to the the pon no goy the big game, because apparently we're not allowed to say the yeah the S word.
00:05:11
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Why? I don't know. It's copyrighted. not allowed to say Super Bowl. Oh, I said it. Super Bowl. Bowl of the superstars. Yeah. Bowl of nobody gives a rat's ass. Well, yeah, let's just hope Seattle wins it.
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Yeah, I am pulling for... So we'll go ahead and
Seattle's Big Game & Darnold's Career
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get that out of the way. um I'm going for Seattle. I want Sam fucking Darnold. even If he's going to be Sam fucking Darnold, he might as well fucking win.
00:05:35
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Yes, Sam motherfucking Darnold. Dude, bro, where the fuck, dude? how did How did he do it? Because he is not that... He's not a top five quarterback. You want to know how he did it? Because he's Sam fucking Darnold. That's how he does it. And he has a team that plays as a complete team.
00:05:52
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Yeah. They are complete on both sides of the ball, offense and defense. They've got a fucking stellar run game. They've got JSN for the deep ball. They've got their running back. This might as well be a fucking tight end the way he catches balls across the slot.
00:06:05
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Yeah. Their defense is second to nothing. they i mean, look at the turnover numbers they've got for the year. Those guys are going fucking wreck any play. Sam fucking Darnold with a complete, complete team has managed to take the Seattle Seahawks all the way to the stupid bowl.
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and And here we are. I'm going to go get me Sam Puckendarnold jersey. ah Dude, I've contemplated getting a JSN jersey.
00:06:34
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I mean, I'm considering entering free agency as a fan this year. I mean, I'm not going to pick you up, but as you can see, I'm an irritated Bills fan with our fucking fucking front office moves right now. Like, they
Buffalo Bills Management Critique
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don't make a whole lot of sense to me. But it is what it is. I can't make those decisions. They're above my pay grade. I do have an interview scheduled for the position. I think they might have canceled it that they've spilled it.
00:06:59
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yeah But i think those' I think they're still looking for the head of the hurt head of their retard herding. So I might apply for that position and I'll just be the one heading up the hurting of the tards.
00:07:11
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Cause what they're doing in Buffalo is, I mean, it it's mind boggling is what it is. it It blows my fucking mind. Why you would fire your head coach and promote your GM who has been nothing short of hot garbage.
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Yeah.
Sam Darnold's Impact & Stats
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Can, uh, can we Can we just talk about Sam Darnold real quick? You know I'm a numbers guy. you know And I'm going to talk about some coaching stuff here. I want to talk about some coaching stuff too because it's been while with the coaches. but You're going to tell me Sam Darnold's numbers are nothing to fucking write notes about.
00:07:42
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Sam Darnold, 323 completions out attempts. yeah sixty seven percent be through little over four thousand yards about four thousand fifty yards not terrible ah He's averaging about 238 yards a game. JSN makes up 3,200 of those yards because they're always deep balls to him.
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You know what? I'm curious about that. that's rushing. Let
Player Stats: JSN & Joe Burrow
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me get to receiving. JSN at yards receiving.
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almost one thirdd of the fucking throwing yards go to jsn Averages 15 yards a game. Yeah. Because they only use him for deep ball. Yeah. I mean, he's good, though. They use him like they use fucking AB.
00:08:32
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Oh, shout out onto to my man Cooper Cup. I forgot he was out there. Yeah. He's picked up about 600 yards receiving this year. He's done this season, too. I think he goes into free agency after this.
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Yeah. ants and yeah So, yeah. Sam Darnold averaging about 238 a game ah he not called About 8.5 yards in a attempt.
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What's his QBR? 25 TDs. 25 tutties. Four interceptions. 27 sacks. See that right there? Hold on, hold on. That right there. Those two numbers are the ones that have made that fucking season. 25 to 4. With QBR 99.1 for our guy, Sam fucking Darnold. 25 to 4.
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for our guy sam fucking darrnold twenty five two four 14. Oh, you said four interceptions. My bad. My bad. Yeah, 25 tutties to four interceptions. Even still. ah Still, I mean. yeah He's barely half.
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Yeah. So he's his touchdown interception is like 47%. However, he has been sacked 27 times, which sounds like a lot, but then you go look at other teams like. Like Joe Burrow.
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Joe Burrow, who was sacked 147 times. I think he was sacked almost 27 times in one game. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you combine the total of our quarterbacks in Cleveland, they've probably been sacked.
00:09:53
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Less times than Joey B. No, you know what? i All of your 12 quarterbacks in Cleveland have been sacked less times than Joe Burrow was that one year. Oh, yeah,
Cleveland Browns QB Situation
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Joe Burrow is is the sack king.
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Loves him sacks. joe burro was set well Joe Burrow was only sacked 17 times this season. They had to well also missed how many games? three games Yeah, he missed how many games?
00:10:19
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He only played Nate. Yeah, he only played half the season. Double that number for the other half the season, and you've got, what, 34 sacks on the season. Between Sanders, Gabriel, and Flacco, there was 42, 53.
00:10:34
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to fifty 51 sacks in Cleveland this year between three quarterbacks. That's a tough one. And there was also 18 interceptions thrown between the three quarterbacks and 16 tutties thrown between three quarterbacks.
00:10:56
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You have more interceptions than you need to touchdowns, and you that's why you lose games. And this is why I'm a free agent. Okay.
Frustrations with Browns' Management
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Well, I'm not even going to try to talk you into coming to Buffalo. so ah I'm not excited. i like I'm about to i'm about to to i' he said to send a letter to Cash and tell him you may want to consider going somewhere else. Yeah, right.
00:11:17
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um He was. He didn't. a Yeah, he he was but he was good with the Vikings. He took the Vikings to the playoffs. He had everything with the Vikings except for the run game.
00:11:32
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Yeah. Gunther's Bound, everything about Gunther's We'll talk about that next Saturday. um I'm so disgusted with that last night, yesterday. But, yeah, ah so Sam Darnold, shout out to Sam Darnold. He was written off more times than than than we can even.
00:11:48
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Yeah. He's been with, what, four or five teams now? um He was with the Jets, and he drafted to the Jets.
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chi chi Hey, Sam, where you at, buddy? I need to talk to you. ah He was with the eight years in.
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he was with the Jets, the Panthers, the 49ers, the Vikings, and now Seattle.
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Yeah. So, four five teams. o
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So, in the last couple of years, he's been
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and insane yeah is is well he did his time under the Stavansky tree yeah and that's what helped him fuck you Stavansky enjoy Atlanta and that's that's the Vansky Shanahan sorry Shanahan yeah and San Fran
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so I yeah we'll see how he does in Atlanta huh what a fucking joke that is
00:13:04
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I haven't heard any of the Falcons fans uberly excited about that. it
NFL Coaching Changes & Predictions
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That's a fact. Boy, you got quite the quite the fucking onslaught of coaches that are up in the air right now, and you got head coaches taking OC jobs left and right.
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Mike McDorkie goes to OC for the charges, which we'll see how he does under Harbaugh. Yeah, you got... um John Harbaugh to the Giants.
00:13:38
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That could be interesting. Especially if you get Skedaboo and Dart back healthy next year. i mean you The Giants could have a team. like I'm sorry, Dallas, but you could be getting fucking walked on by the Giants here lately in the very, very, very near future. Yeah. Jesse Minter to the Ravens.
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Who took that spot? Yeah. I don't even know who that is. Yeah. i ah I don't know much about. Bills promote their OC Joe Brady to HC position, which I disagree with, but whatever.
00:14:19
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Yeah, you guys. And I was like, and at first I was like, who the hell is that guy? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Stefanski to the Falcons. um Did Miami make a hire yet?
00:14:35
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Robert Saleh to the Titans. Robert Sala. Sala. Is that his name? S-A-L-A-E-H. Yeah. He was the coach of the Jets when Aaron Rodgers went there.
00:14:48
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Oh, that might be why I don't know who he is. He's the bald-headed fuck that coached the Jets when Aaron Rodgers went there and got hurt. Okay. Yeah. The Joe Brady for you guys. um um Jeff Hefley is the Miami Dolphins new head coach.
00:15:04
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No idea. He was a green pack ah Green Bay Packers defensive coordinator for the last two years. Did Brian Daybowl land a gig yet what?
Impact of NFL Coaching Changes
00:15:17
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ah Mike McCarthy to the Steelers. I kind of like that. That that I'm not mad about. um They must see something in him that they have faith that he's going to be around for a long fucking time because um Steelers don't hire coaches that they don't expect to keep for 15, 20 fifteen twenty years
00:15:36
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Yeah, that is not their style by any stretch of the imagination. No, they've had three coaches in like the last, yeah right ah like 70 years or something like that. They've had three coaches.
00:15:49
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Some dumb stat like that. And then I am not, again, let what is it your favorite TikToker says about Cleveland Browns? We punt. Yeah, we punt. Drew Allen, yeah.
00:16:03
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The Cleveland Browns hired Todd Munkin. Which I know the name. I'm not. I mean, did win two national championships with the with the ah with the dogs, with Georgia.
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okay He was the Ravens offensive coordinator.
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i don't like it.
00:16:29
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What's going to be next season is going to be, i feel, more Cleveland being in Cleveland.
00:16:35
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And welcome to the coaching carousel, Todd Munkin. You'll be another casualty. a
00:16:43
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What? yeah So I said, dear NFL fans, my name is Glick, and I am a free agent fan. If you would like to to sign me to be a new fan, send your resumes to nonsensicalnonsensepodcasts at gmail.com, and I'll be looking over every...
00:17:05
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Except for the Baltimore Ravens. And I will, even though I say I i fuck John Elway, I will consider the Denver Broncos. Bo Nix has brought me back. Oh, no.
00:17:19
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Well, did you see what Sean Payton said? No. Had he known that Bo Nix had a predisposed injury, he wouldn't have let him draft him.
00:17:29
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Okay, the guy who's been phenomenal the last two seasons. Yep.
00:17:35
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Who has done nothing but help but but help you guys win with not a stellar team. I mean And and and I believe had Bo Nix not Broken his leg off at the end of the the I think they would I think they would have competed with New England I mean they competed with New England anyways in the way I think they could have they could have potentially won that game.
00:17:59
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I think yeah, I think they could have absolutely won that game against New England um And I mean, dude, they they don't have big names in Denver.
00:18:13
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Nope. You got Sutton is probably your your your your biggest
00:18:21
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name. Ebony Ingram Ingram is there. I mean, he's he's not a bad tight end, but Portland Sutton. They got Harvey for the running back. There's not anybody fucking amazing.
00:18:34
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Yeah, RJ Harvey. um I mean...
00:18:43
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They're not... like I'm not writing home about them. Yeah. mean... ah Well, they do have J.K. Dobbins, but he was injured. But that seems to be the story of Dobbins' career.
00:18:55
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Yeah. He's steady. Never really... i don't think he ever really lived up to the potential. But, yeah, no. Um... so Yeah, i think I think this is going to be, you know, Seattle's just going just easily walk home with the championship this year.
00:19:19
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Yeah, I think that Drake Mays' lack of experience is going to catch up to him. I mean, there's always a possibility we choose to they choose to throw on the goal line on fourth down, but you never know.
00:19:30
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Oh, no. Pete Carroll could mail in a carrier pigeon with a post-it note saying throw the ball on fourth down on the goal line. Yeah. One of the best running backs in the entire NFL at the time. and If not, arguably one of the one of the top ten in history.
00:19:44
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Yeah. Arguably, no doubt. Let's throw it with the... with the the guy The guy who took us down the field 80-something yards and we're going to not utilize him at the end. Yep, exactly. What a punch in the fucking face that's got to be. Oh, I'd be so mad. What a punch in the fucking dick.
NFL Picks & Predictions
00:20:07
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I'd be so pissed.
00:20:13
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So, I did, however. Yeah, coaching hires are interesting. I think Stefanski to Atlanta could be interesting. um Atlanta is a dumpster fire anyway, so it's not like it can get any worse.
00:20:29
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This is true. I don't know how I feel about Todd Munkin in Cleveland yet. I don't know. i'm not Currently, I'm not happy with it. but However, I will say this. I got numbers.
00:20:42
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Rick, i got I had to sit down and and crunch the numbers and give us some tallies here, man. so So far in the playoffs, you and I went That's good.
00:20:55
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ah And our lone wolves, I'm 2-1 you're 1-2. Overall for the season, we went...
00:21:07
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114 and 68. Yes, we tied on our picks. Wait. We tied on our picks across the board? Across the board. Don't tell us we don't know what the fuck we're talking about, people. This is why we host a podcast and you don't.
00:21:21
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Yeah, yeah, you suck. We fucking know because we watch every goddamn game all day. Yeah, because we have no lives. Or we're just getting into sports. Suck it, NFL good morning football.
Comparing Picks with Analysts
00:21:35
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i be you we beat I bet you we beat all the fucking analysts on their year's picks. You know, I would be curious to know about that. I wonder i wonder if I can look that up. i'm sure you I'm sure chat GPT can help you find that.
00:21:46
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Yeah. Like, how did NFL today do across the board on their yearly football picks? I will do that while you do this. You keep talking. Yeah. So, yeah, we went one fourteen and sixty eight We however The difference maker was our lone wolves.
00:22:03
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I went 26 and 23 and went 23 and 26 on our lone wolf picks. Hold on. Say that one more time. 26 and 23 for 23 and 26 for you. So it was just three. That's twenty six and twenty three for me twenty three and twenty six for you so it was just three thats why yeah
00:22:22
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theres it it is not really ah It's not really a a traditional lone wolf because there's only two of us. But you look at it, we only we there was only 49 games that we didn't agree on out of all the games.
00:22:38
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And a lot of those was I didn't pick the Bills because every time I pick the Bills, they fucking lose. So... Yeah. yeah So...
00:22:52
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But, yeah, not not ah not too shabby on our picks for the season.
Season Recap & Future Games
00:22:56
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I ain't mad at them. We had a couple rough weeks, I'm not going to lie. But for the most part, we did pretty good on our picks throughout the season.
00:23:08
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um Like, you know, in the divisional round, you went 0-4.
00:23:17
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didn't think was going to a good one. I was like, oh, and then last week I went like 0-2.
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yeah
Weather & Wildlife Anecdotes
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i didn't bigg So we'll see what happens in the in the bowl of supers. Yeah. Seahawks. And then we're either going end 6-7 or for our playoff picks. again, 500 just below 500? That's funny.
00:23:40
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so again just above five hundred but just below five hundred it' funny There's still ice on the plants outside right now.
00:23:52
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You'll be okay, Shaman. It'll be 80 bites. Stop crying. Go pick up one of them falling down iguanas and make it a pet. Be afraid of the iguanas. They bite, and you're not allowed to shoot them, apparently.
00:24:06
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No, you can't.
00:24:10
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I'm having a hell of a time finding these picks.
00:24:19
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what is ah what is ah What is that ah what is that NFL
Podcast Identity & Humor
00:24:25
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Network? What is that game day that with that with your wife?
00:24:31
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NFL game day, think maybe? don't know. um
00:24:39
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Okay, so ah these go all in percentages.
00:24:45
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on fox On Fox, they do it all in percentages.
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um
00:25:01
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yeah i can't let's see here like dan had dan went 65 to 65 66 brooke was to straight up was was to but that's for fox
00:25:27
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What's the percentage on our picks at fucking across the board? 114 and something or other. wonder what our winning percentage was. 114 to 60. I don't know, man. I can't do that, man.
00:25:49
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We're doing numbers here, guys. Sorry.
00:25:57
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How many
Celebrating Prediction Success
00:25:58
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wrong did we get? 60 what?
00:26:10
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We have a 62.6% winning percentage.
00:26:17
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Not bad. Not too shabby for a couple jerk offs on a podcast. 62.64. Yep. sixty two point six four yep Now, JetGPT says not perfect, but definitely knows what they're doing territory.
00:26:30
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Right. If we're battling – if this were batting averages, scouts would be calling us. Are you saying we could be professional baseball hitters? Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:07
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Colleen's on what NFL Network, right? Yeah.
00:27:20
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Let's see.
00:27:25
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All right.
00:27:30
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Wow, I didn't know that Barstool Sports had an Unnecessary Roughness podcast. Uh-oh. so i just i just No, we're not. i was just talking. i was while i decided to ask Jim and I about us. It says, it looks like you've stumbled upon a bit of a hidden gem in the podcast world. There are actually two podcasts with this name, so it's easy to mix them up.
00:27:52
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While the more famous Unnecessary Roughness is a major college football show hosted by Brandon. Oh, see in case you should by critic should be hosted by Francis Glick. Yeah. ah On Barstool Sports, the version on the nonsensical network is a different beast entirely. That's right.
00:28:13
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We're fucking amazing, y'all. We're recognized by AI, bitches. Yeah, bitches. The Unnecessary Rubness on the nonsensical network is a smaller, more casual sports talk show.
00:28:24
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It generally features hosts Glick and Rick and occasionally other members of the nonsensical crew like Wally or Johnny. I don't know how feel about AI knowing who I am. Yeah. The tone of the show, they describe themselves as a group of dummies trying to be entertaining.
00:28:41
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It is very much guy's hanging out at a bar style podcast, unfillered and not expert analysis. they said They definitely didn't say that we absolutely hate on Notre Dame too.
00:28:54
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miss yeah Yeah, we'll see. ah The content, while they touch on various sports, they lean heavily into the NFL and playoffs, especially during the season. They also cover gambling and dumbass picks for upcoming games. This is AI.
00:29:13
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Oh, my God. We got called dumbasses by AI. Yeah. Or 114 to 68. How's that for dumbass people? Yeah, I suck it. yeah the merit The nonsensical network is an indie podcast collective that hosts a variety of shows, including the other shows. um The key difference to keep in mind, if you're looking for the show to get deep dive stats on the SEC or the Big Ten, you're likely thinking a Barstool version.
00:29:45
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If you
Podcast Style & Atmosphere
00:29:46
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want a blue-collar comedy NFL playoff talk, and a lot of non-expert banter, the nonsensical network version is the one for you. That is absolutely us. That needs to be the description in our fucking podcast.
00:29:59
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Like, that whole thing should be the description for our podcast. Yeah. Dumbass picks a non-expert NFL banter. Yeah, just a couple of jackasses in a bar. That's right. Look at it. It fits with our background. A couple of jackasses shirtless in a bar. Staring each other down.
00:30:21
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With Burt Kreischer hanging out going, fight, fight, fighte fight, fight. Oh, yeah. I'm kind of sad that they didn't mention our best friend Burt Kreischer in this. ah I'm sad that they didn't say how much we hate on Notre Dame. We need to hate on Notre Dame more. I'm notoriously known for hating on Notre Dame.
00:30:37
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We definitely have to ah we definitely have to um up our hate on Notre Dame, that's for sure. That's fucking great. Wyatt, come here.
00:30:50
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Shit, now it just went away. Damn it.
00:30:58
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You good, bro?
00:31:01
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I just want you to know. that gemini knows about our podcast and referenced us as a bar type podcast with dumb ass nfl picks and predictions and if you're looking for non-expert expert analysis and banter we're the show for it glick just pulled up a whole description of what gemini says we are he's inverted sneezing you should see if chat gpt knows who we are i'm doing that right now
00:31:31
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yes
00:31:36
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It compared us to the real Barstool Sports podcast. Yeah, it was pretty fucking solid, the description it gave of us, too. We're a blue-collar, bar-type podcast.
00:31:49
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though It was pretty... I'm playing Stairway to Heaven. It's easy. I know she's playing Gorillaz. Chat GPT says, Unnecessary Roughness is a podcast episode slash series of episodes on the Nonsensible Network, and comedy style podcastd a ah The episode with the title focuses on an informal humorous football talk rather than formal analysis.
00:32:17
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We talk stats, bitches. We just gave all the fucking Sam fucking Darnold's stats, his 4,000 passing yards.
00:32:27
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um hosted by personalities like Glick and Rick who discuss football topics, NFL and college with non-expert opinions banter and football shit talking. Hold on, I gotta know who's to say they're not expert opinions?
00:32:44
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Yeah. What do I gotta get to classify my opinion as expert analysis? Because these other fucking Jim Oaks hosts and these other shows they don't have no fucking credentials saying expert analyst Well, some of them are, most of them are former former NFL players. Maybe that's what we're... That doesn't it mean they got brain damage then. It doesn't mean they got excellent analysis.
00:33:05
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I played backyard football my whole life growing up. What the fuck? some may argue this Some may argue that you and I have brain damage. Okay, well, we're still faster than Terry Bradshaw on his best day.
00:33:20
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Oh, leave Terry Bradshaw out of this. What did he do? And, and born and still remains smarter than Gronkowski on his best fucking day. Oh yeah. And that's the bar is set pretty low when it comes to Gronk. Let's be honest.
00:33:35
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I just can't catch footballs like he can. yeah of course I didn't have Tom Brady in the backyard throwing a football down the yard for touchdowns too. Yeah, this is true.
Notre Dame Disdain & AI Humor
00:33:46
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No, I, uh,
00:33:47
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I feel personally kind of, I mean, they were spot on, but I feel. check They described our show to a fucking T. Dumbass pics. Dumbass pics and talking shit. Pretty much.
00:34:04
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That's okay, though. We do have to up our notregate Notre Dame hate, though. Yeah, because it's not even being recognized by AI. AI, listen, when I tell you, we fucking hate Notre Dame.
00:34:15
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Fuck Notre Dame. And Rick fucked to kill Lou Holtz. So that happened. I saw something yesterday that he died, so I've been scouring trying to find out, and um I still haven't found it to verify it. I haven't seen it yet. i did see I did see that he entered... Oh, my God.
00:34:30
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He entered hospice, and that was as soon as I fucking sniffed you about bro. Oh, my God. Speaking of our our angel of death list, an emergency... Oh, that reminds me. I need to write that down in the notebook, so I don't forget...
00:34:45
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What my change? Yeah, that's why I that's why I looked at I literally looked at this and I was like, why am I looking at this? That's why you got a
00:34:57
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I Don't have any nobody died yet No, I need to Write down Holtz
00:35:07
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right down
00:35:12
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hols
00:35:15
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or Jackson.
00:35:21
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oh got it.
00:35:26
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Doherty.
00:35:30
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There you go. Okay. but um So, Catherine O'Hara died the other day. I did see that. I did see that. The mom from Home Alone. so Shit.
00:35:41
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Mind you, they announced at like noon the other day that she died.
00:35:47
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um At 1030 that night, our girl, Brittany, goes, going to make an emergency pick for Catherine O'Hare.
00:35:59
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You're late.
00:36:03
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She wallied herself.
Podcasting Rules & Emergency Picks
00:36:05
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Does she lose points? Does she lose an emergency pick? Yeah, i think she wastes I think she loses her emergency pick. Yeah. I think that she, I think that how many of those did we give everybody?
00:36:16
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Three. Yeah. Three a year. I think, I think she loses one. It's like, dude, it's not different than throwing a challenge flag and losing it in the fucking NFL. Yeah. I think she loses a pick. And as long as you get the rest of the rest of the guys to agree, I think she loses one of her emergency picks. Yeah.
00:36:30
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I think, i think we and I meant to bring that up last night, but we we got seriously sidetracked because we were 15 minutes into the show and we were talking about butt sex. So that's how last night went. Wow. I was watching in the fight. So I'm not mad that I missed that whole one. What the fuck, bro? If you're curious about how Saturday night went, well, 15 minutes into the show, we were talking butt sex. so And Brittany was probably late, so she wasn't even there for it. No, she was there. She was she was there.
00:36:59
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wow um all i got All I got about the fights is the last two weekends of fights. Yeah,
Streaming Service Changes & Humor
00:37:06
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so so there aren the UFC is on Paramount now. now plus How is that? How's that going? is there w You got fucked with w WWE going to ESPN and not having to pay for a better subscription. And I won out because I don't have to buy pay-per-views anymore on Paramount+. plus I get all the fights.
00:37:23
Speaker
Yeah, and Paramount+, plus only went up like a dollar. Yeah, like I win, you lose. Yeah, I had to pay double. I win, you lose. What I was already paying for, Disney, Hulu, ESPN as a package. Now I'm paying double.
00:37:39
Speaker
so I win, you lose. Yes, PLEs like last night. that was here Yesterday's Royal Rumble was by far one of the worst Royal Rumbles I can ever i can think of the matches were shit the royal rumbles were uh there was no big surprise interest brie bella came back oh god the bellows are back in w wwe uh and um powerhouse hobbs who's now royce keys which i was excited for him to come to wwe from aew he made his debut and then chad gable made his return as uh on the rumble though
00:38:13
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ah Fucking king of the part-time wrestlers fucking Roman rings. He ain't
Wrestling Event Review
00:38:18
Speaker
seen the son of a bitch since Survivor Series He hasn't been around since Survivor Series and now suddenly comes back to the Royal Rumble it's 25th insurance I think and wins and wins the Royal Rumble so and you won't and you may only see him once or twice between now and WrestleMania Yeah Yeah, that's stupid. And I know that Seth Rollins showed up and curb stomp Brown Breaker because he didn't even make it to the ring for the Rumble. and you made
00:38:47
Speaker
He made Yeah, he got thrown in and then thrown right back out. The only reason I say it was Seth Rollins is because who the fuck else does a curb stomp like that? Well, Austin Theory was doing it. He was the masked man that was attacking Punk.
00:38:58
Speaker
Yeah, but do you think Austin Theory turned on the vision already? Nah, not yet. I think it was Seth Rollins because he's got a been he's got a vendetta against him after getting his ass kicked out. so what And Liv Morgan won the Women's Royal Rumble, which. I saw that.
00:39:11
Speaker
I like Liv Morgan. I think she's hot as fuck. That's all. I i like Liv Morgan to a certain degree. I can't stand the Judgment Day, but why why are we why are we pushing her again?
00:39:26
Speaker
She's... it's just boring. I, you know, and they're going to give her the title. They're going to let her beat. And that's the thing. Roxanne Perez, uh, not Roxanne Perez, uh, Raquel.
00:39:39
Speaker
Yeah. Dumped her ass over the top rope. They're already having issues. Raquel's currently trying to bid for the title. Now you got fucking live who just wins the Royal rumble and dumps I they just need to split up the judgment day. I'm, I'm not, uh,
00:39:55
Speaker
Last time she was a women's champion, it was boring. It was boring. was predictable. All of her matches, she had Dom save her or Rhea save her. I'm over the bullshit with Becky Lynch, too. She can just away at this point. Go have fucking kids and do your thing. You've been with AJ Lee. AJ Lee's better. She's better looking. She's just ultimately better. Go away. Go have kids. Go live your family life, whatever like that.
00:40:22
Speaker
Your husband is constantly getting his knee fucking hurt because it's a prolonged injury that just keeps lingering and lingering and lingering. And he keeps thinking he's good and he comes back and he hurts it again and he's got to miss time. Just both of you retire out and go fucking live your happy family life. You've made your money. Go do your thing.
00:40:38
Speaker
Go do your thing. Now, CM Punk in the pre-show last night, they were talking about the Women's Rumble, and and I think Michael Cole brought up Becky Lynch, and CM Punk said, yeah, I don't think Becky Lynch is going to win. I mean Lynch. I saw him. I saw them in their pre-show the day before. Yeah.
00:41:00
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um which yeah made so let let's address that So let's do we do a pre-show right The day before where people come out and talk And the fans are all right there Here's the problem when you do something like that In a place like Saudi Arabia The bulk of your audience is the United States And speaks English You have no idea what the fans are fucking saying When they're chanting in their native language In Saudi Arabia So I have no idea what they're what they're saying But it is what it is Yeah, but you know I will say they built that stadium.
00:41:33
Speaker
They were literally still working on it last Monday night. Yeah, I saw that. um But they built that stadium essentially for WWE. Yeah, they'll have other fights there. They'll have boxing and stuff like that there. But they essentially built it for WWE w because WWE is fucking massive there in Riyadh. Yeah, it's a huge fucking, it's just a giant money grab.
00:41:55
Speaker
Yeah, and that's and and that's been my one of my biggest complaints about WWE w anymore because I remember you could buy tickets you can get down on the on the floor You know 10 20 rows back from the ring for like 50 bucks Now you can't even get into an arena. Yeah, that's than $100. Yeah, it's fucking dumb. well No, that's fine.
00:42:17
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I will tell you though I will continue to stick with my UFC fights um they have been the last two weeks both were pay-per-view cards and we'll should have been pay-per-view cards and last week's fucking gasty patty pivot fight i was just like didn do not didn't uh patty the baddie get his bell rung Like seven times, but never got KO'd.
00:42:43
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Yeah. i
Recent UFC Fights & Incidents
00:42:44
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His je his i seen the pitch face said other well. Okay. So keep this in mind. The reason his eyes were so fucked up, he took an eye poke from the middle finger in his right eye during the fight.
00:42:56
Speaker
And then he took an eye poke from a left thumb in his left eye that raped out the side. So he got poked hard in both eyes. But but Dude, what a fucking war Him and Gaethje had They went the distance all 25 minutes I never saw that coming Because there was like at least four times Where Patty could have very simply been called on a KO Like done Like you're on the ground fucking, you're fucked up But uh They didn't um they So they the first night, they upped the incentives for KOs and fight of the night. They gave bonuses for both.
00:43:33
Speaker
Oh, nice. Dude, the early prelims and the prelims, every fight but two ended in a KO or a submission. Every one of them. Wow. And then they went and the ah last the main card went to decision, I believe, on every fight.
00:43:48
Speaker
But here's the funniest part of it all, right? Gaethje wins the main event and becomes interim champion. Now he's number two on the list, okay? yeah With Teporia above him.
00:44:00
Speaker
nobody He's not fucking up Teporia. Teporia's 11-0. Dude is a fucking monster. But he wins his fight, wins the belt, interim belt. As he's leaving the arena...
00:44:14
Speaker
On his way to his hotel, some stupid motherfucker tries to carjack that man at gunpoint. Oh, shit. Dude, when I tell you there are 8 billion people on this planet and that is the guy that you choose to attempt to fuck up,
00:44:37
Speaker
dumb line and This is what you end up looking like. Oh, shit. You lost your fucking ass off. on ah Oh, man. and Hey, be grateful. That's all you look like, you know? bro Yeah, because number one, you picked a guy whose nickname is literally the highlight.
00:44:59
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He is the original winner of the BMF belt in ufc ah He won, so his testosterone is already through the fucking roof. Yeah.
00:45:13
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He's jacked because he was the last fight of the night, and you want to put a gun to this motherfucker's head and try and take his car. Yeah. That is the ultimate find out after you fucked around.
00:45:25
Speaker
Like, there's no... There's just... There's no... How do you go back to your boys and say, guys, I think I fucked up? Right? All right. Yeah. That's the epitome of that audio on TikTok. It was at this moment he knew. like Because he pulls it, he gets him out of the car, and then apparently Gaethje just fucking laid waste in this dude. Oh, yeah.
00:45:53
Speaker
And I'm like, you probably should have picked anybody else on the planet that day. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Like any other person on the planet that day. Not the belt winner. but Yeah. Well, you didn't just win a regular fight. And and like I said,
00:46:15
Speaker
Is he fucked up in that picture? Yeah, he's fucked up. But it could have been a lot worse. But did you die? Yeah. but Because Gage G could probably kill you if he wanted to.
00:46:28
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Apparently, he just beat the hell out of this dude and held him down until the cops got there. Oh, yeah. I mean, you're're you're just some douchebag on the streets pulling a gun. um and And this guy is obviously clearly one of the... I mean, he' he's a... He's a BMF. He won the the original bad motherfucker belt in the UFC. Like, this dude is a fucking beast in the ring. And he was just had a 25-minute fucking war yeah with somebody else. And now if you want to go and fuck with him?
00:47:00
Speaker
Not a good worst that could happen if I carjack somebody I don't know you carjack a UFC champion and he beats the hell out of you. Let's see. Let's wear the pros and cons of carjacking somebody in Vegas the night of a UFC fight. And again,
00:47:20
Speaker
You'd think that the the percentage is going to be a lot higher that you're going to accidentally a fighter, a trainer, ah you know a team member. A guy who's been watching it for 35 years and knows every goddamn move these guys do.
00:47:34
Speaker
yeah like I saw my buddy sent me that video and I was like, you are a fucking lying right now. Like you didn't even get the guy that lost the fight no No, no, You got the guy that won the whole fucking night right there yeah i was like Jesus Talk about your dumb luck Dude, that's ran is please i hope I hope this kid learned a lesson And he changes his ways Do you even put him in jail after that? Like does he even go to jail and get charged? I think he fucking and I think he got enough shit
00:48:10
Speaker
Yeah. you know I don't think you need to serve any time, sir. I think you learned your lesson. I think you're or you put him in jail that he has to tell everybody else, you know what happened. I got beat up by a UFC fighter because I tried to carjack him like a retard. Yeah.
00:48:24
Speaker
And not just any UFC fighter. Yeah. Not just any. The highlight. it Just so we're clear. isn't it His nickname is the highlight. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't like it was, you know, Frank Vega who just started in a UFC doesn't even have one fight under his belt. Yeah, you didn't try to carjack Donald Marfan who fucking had his first UFC fight last night. No, no, no, no, no. You literally tried to carjack a dude who's like 27 and 4 in the UFC. Yeah.
00:48:58
Speaker
with tied for the fifth most knockouts in that weight class history. Like, what the fuck, dude? people be Oh, dude, that's a whole new level of fucking dumb.
00:49:09
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That shit cracked me up when I saw that. Oh, that too funny. But yeah, the fights twona two weekends ago were really, really good. The fights last night weren't bad. um The main card, the main event could have been better.
00:49:25
Speaker
Diego Lopez fought... um Alexander Volkanovsky last night for the main for the main guard. That was the main event. And it just wasn't... ah It wasn't a very entertaining fight. it wasn There wasn't a lot of shit that went on with it, everything like that. Some of the other fights weren't too bad.
00:49:43
Speaker
But it was nobody got fucking nothing major crazy. o so i don't have I don't have Paramount Plus right now. I have been thinking about getting it because there are some movies and there are a few shows on Paramount. There's a lot of good stuff on there.
00:49:57
Speaker
Yeah, that I like to watch. Do you have Amazon Prime? I do. You get it automatically through Amazon Prime. Really? Yeah. comes with your Prime membership. I didn't know that. So you go you can watch the fights on Prime Video.
00:50:09
Speaker
Paramount Plus. What about it? It comes with your Prime membership. Oh, really? Yeah. I did not know that. Amazon accounts. You got Prime, right? No. My sister has Prime. sister has Prime, too. How do you think I get it?
00:50:23
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, that's the only reason that I get it. Oh, well, what's another streaming service to pay for? Let's cut the cord and... And not pay for cable because it's so expensive, but now I'm forking out a million dollars a month in all the streaming sites that have.
00:50:40
Speaker
Okay, so it costs $8.99 with your Prime membership, so you get it at a discounted rate. How much is it with your Prime? $8.99. So you save a penny.
00:50:51
Speaker
Paramount Plus is not free with Amazon Prime. um It's only like a month anyways. It's what? Paramount's only like $8 a month anyways.
00:51:02
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It's $8.99 through Amazon, yeah. Well, do you have to have the the Paramount Premium to get the UFC? i don't i have a white Premium is $14, but that's just, I don't know what the difference is, to be honest with you. I haven't watched UFC in years, but I mean, I want to get i want to get Paramount Plus anyways um because there are several shows on there that I like, and they they do have some good movies as well.
UFC Broadcasting Changes
00:51:29
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We got the new season of Criminal Minds and stuff like that. Live TV, the Prime Video add-on includes access to local live channels in 99% of the United States, too. Yeah, and then there's that, too. You get your local CBS or whatever, which, black you know, being in Ohio, I get all the Cleveland Browns games. It doesn't matter how bad they are, so I'm not too worried. to watch consider that sad you have this the Kentucky Bengals, and they're never going to put the Kentucky Bengals on over Cleveland. That's a given.
00:51:59
Speaker
This is true. so But, yeah, it was... a One without ads, I don't fucking... I don't care about ads. you know Yeah, ads don't faze me. yeah Everybody everybody like oh Man, I got I'm streaming and I got no more commercials well now They got you fuckers because one of them. I can't remember what it was that we were watching it might have been Amazon It felt like every two minutes during this movie. There was a goddamn three-minute ad thing.
00:52:27
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Yeah, they were it was brutal Was it to be maybe
00:52:34
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was it to be maybe Yeah. One of them does that shit to me. Or no, Peacock does that shit to me. I started watching Z Nation, and they do that shit on a 45-minute show. I get three-sense commercials. I'm like, fuck out here, dude.
00:52:46
Speaker
One of them during movies, like midway through the movie, there's an ad, and then you don't get anything else throughout the rest of the movie on one of them. I can't remember which one it is, but anywhoos.
00:52:58
Speaker
UFC, yeah, like I said, i i' I've contemplated getting back into trying to watch UFC. I've just been out of it for so many years. I don't know who anybody is. But with Dana White, there's so many. I don't even know who a lot of them are. But with Dana White's Contender Series, they bring fresh meat in constantly, constantly.
00:53:17
Speaker
Like, it's wild because you got Dana White's Contender Series every week. where these were new faces fight it out every single week. And like these guys are bidding for a UFC contract. So it's not like your WWE where they go through the feeder programs of of all the lower class. These guys go through contender series.
00:53:36
Speaker
If you win and you win in good fashion, they'll offer you a contract. If you win and it's not a good win, you got to fight again. They don't give you a contract. like You don't just fucking win your way in.
00:53:47
Speaker
Oh, wow. So, and I like that. um And like i said, it's constant new faces. They're turning. and they have to have such a big roster because you got think these guys are four to six months between fights.
00:53:59
Speaker
You have to let your body heal. yeah i don't give a I don't give a fuck if you only took two hits the whole fight. You trained for six months prior on a training regimen that involved weight cutting and working out and training. and you're like These guys put their fucking bodies through hell to get ready for a fight, especially if they decide middle of the fucking year, I want to drop a weight class.
00:54:24
Speaker
Fuck you, dude. Now you've got to lose 11 pounds and you already have like 4.2 BMI. four point two b m i Yeah, you put your you put your body through hell and training. and then you get you getnna do three pounds And then you get into a car accident for over and over again for 25 minutes or however long.
00:54:47
Speaker
And like I said, dude, you're in the strawweight. You're 119 to 125, right? You want to drop down a weight class. You got to go to 118 now. You got to get to 118 and weight.
00:54:59
Speaker
You only weigh 120. You weigh 125. You have like 0.6% body fat. Where do you lose six pounds? How do you lose six pounds and stay healthy at the same time?
00:55:11
Speaker
You know, it's it's not. These guys are fucking. And you can see some of them like and when they get up on the stage to do their fucking weigh-ins, they look sickly. And then as soon as they get off the stage from the weigh-in, most of them go fucking eat and pump with IVs to get everything back in them.
00:55:27
Speaker
Yeah. Because they'll fucking dehydrate themselves for two days before they go to weigh-in. Oh, Jesus. Those guys are nuts, bro. Well, that's why... That's why your favorite podcaster says they need more weight classes.
00:55:43
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Yeah,
Challenges of UFC Weight Classes
00:55:44
Speaker
well... He's not wrong. Better better than better than than me at the end of the day. Yeah, I can remember cutting and weight for wrestling in school, but fuck, dude, not to maintain that cut.
00:55:55
Speaker
Yeah. And still maintain my body size. No way, bro. It was funny watching Lopez fight Volkanovski last night. He had him by so five and a half inches in height. So he's watching a fucking man. Volkanovski is five foot six. My daughter's taller than he is.
00:56:10
Speaker
Hmm. So they need more weight classes or do they need to adjust the weight classes that are there? They need more because there's such a gap in some of them. It's like some of them, it's nine to 11 pounds.
00:56:22
Speaker
yeah I mean, that's a huge cut. Oh, yeah. And then to maintain that cut. is it's they just they need ah They need a few. Especially as you get up into the higher classes, that's where they need more of them. Not so much in the straw weights, the feather weights, the light weights, all that. they don't need them They need them up in the higher weight classes because I think the the top of your tier, you got 215 unlimited, which is your heavy weights. And then you go 189 to 215 for your next weight class.
00:56:49
Speaker
Dude, that's that's fucking, that's like 20-something pounds. Yeah, wow. So you could be 191 and fighting a guy that weighs 213. That doesn't sound like a lot when you think about it, but get hit by somebody that weighs 25 pounds more than you and tell me it doesn't feel like 25 pounds more. Yeah, exactly.
00:57:09
Speaker
So I mean, I can tell you from wrestling, if I was wrestling the dude that outweighed me by 25 pounds, I'd be fucking pissed. Yeah. who I would have been pissed because I'm not doing the same shit to that guy that I'm doing to the guy that's my size.
00:57:21
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Yeah, exactly. Now that, that, and especially when you're trained and you're, you're, you know, you know how to use your weight and put your weight into a punch or a kick or something like that. An extra 20 plus pounds is a, is a, is a big difference. And when you're training, you train with guys that are in your, that are at your weight. And then you're fucking, you're on a bottom and a guy that weighs 20 pounds more than you's laying on top of you. Now what?
00:57:44
Speaker
Yeah. It's fucking nuts, man. yeah right bit Like if I took a 20-pound medicine ball and launched it at you. i mean Yeah. yeah you're gonna finish Versus a four-pound medicine ball. Like, come on, man.
00:57:57
Speaker
yeah Yeah, fuck, dude. Jesus Christ, what are you trying to do, kill me? Right? So, but yeah, UFC's been pretty entertaining so far this year, man. So far it has been pretty fucking solid. And we've got we've got some... ah We've got some other big stuff coming up. We've got the Olympics starting this week.
00:58:19
Speaker
Oh, they are starting. through The Winter Olympics, I believe, are the sixth, which means women's curling. the
00:58:30
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So. There you go. Breaking news. Raiders reportedly finalizing deal to hire Seahawks and offensive coordinator Clint Kubiak as the next head coach.
00:58:43
Speaker
That's actually probably a good pick for the Raiders. I don't know if it's a good pick for Clint, but it's a good pick for the Raiders.
00:58:52
Speaker
P. Carroll lasted all of one season in in and Vegas. He's also 84 years old. He's also a giant piece of shit. He's been a piece of shit since he was in college. How hard can I chew my fucking gum, bro?
00:59:08
Speaker
so Got another one to quick talk about here. Do you want to shift gears real fast? Go ahead. What do you got? The Sabres have gone from bottom of their division to currently sitting in fourth and are 7-2-1 in their last 10 games.
00:59:24
Speaker
Nice. The Blue Jackets are still not good, and they are currently, although they are on a five-game win streak. I'll give it to them. They're 9-1-0 in their I was going to say they have gotten ah a a lot better since they hired the new coach.
00:59:43
Speaker
Correct. Correct. They do have the currently the longest win streak going in the NHL and they just, and they just beat the blues. line Yep. They're currently got the longest one at at five. So nobody else has five wins in a row under their belt currently. when And much like your Buffalo Sabres,
01:00:07
Speaker
Moving from the bottom to fourth, my Blue Jackets have done the same thing. Correct. So we are we are five. We're in six overall. Yeah. um The Jackets are sitting in third in the wild card spot. Yep, they're behind. their but They got Boston and Buffalo in front of them.
01:00:32
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However, my Penguins are killing it too, so there's that. I wouldn't say killing it, but they're doing pretty good. I mean, they're 28 and 14. It's not terrible. And they're in second place.
01:00:44
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No, they're 28 and 14 and the Sabres are 31 and 18. Yeah. yeah With 67 points and the Penguins have 67 points also. The Blue Jackets are 27 and 20 and they only have 61 And they have seven overtime losses.
01:01:03
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there's ah There's a lot of hockey still left. yep And the reason that ah people who may not know, the reason overtime makes a difference in wins and losses is because if you go to overtime, even if you lose, you still get one point.
01:01:14
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Yeah. So, whereas most games you get nothing if you lose. So, you got that. That's why OTLs are important. Like I said, ever since they hired, and I can't remember his name now, but ever since Columbus hired that new coach a couple weeks back, man, they've been
Columbus Blue Jackets' Performance
01:01:32
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tear. Yeah.
01:01:34
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they They were literally last place, bottom of the fucking barrel. So are the Sabres. And now they they've turned it around. and And like I said, Penguins are the Penguins. They do what they do every year.
01:01:45
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But, I mean, i grew up a Pins fan, so. um I did not. Well, we didn't have the Blue Jackets.
01:01:56
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Yep, I know. They're a newer team. Yeah.
01:02:03
Speaker
Where are the fucking capitals? I don't know why it's a Mammoth fan, don't forget. Yeah. um ah How's the Mammoth doing this year?
01:02:14
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i know. yeah Fourth place in the Central. They're not doing bad.
01:02:22
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And they are the number one wild card spot.
01:02:27
Speaker
Mammoth? Yeah, the Utah Mammoths. Are they newer? Yeah, they're second year team. second year team and then you got the seattle cracking oh i still like that i still like there i think they're fourth or fifth year now yeah the fourth or fifth year and then the las vegas a vegas knights are on their sixth or seventh year yep those are the last three teams to become teams the vegas golden showers get it right whatever
01:02:52
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second yeah the utah payments are new um Still, man, I mean, I'm not mad at it, but I'm still scratching my head every time I hear mammoths. Like, really? That's what you went with?
01:03:03
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Well, they got in a bunch of shit. so their their their Their logo is cool, though. Yeah. And like I said, they got in a bunch of trouble. Did they? there Yeah, because the hockey team in Denver is named the mammoth.
01:03:16
Speaker
Or not a hockey, lacrosse team. And it became a huge fucking fight to see who was going to do what. Oh, Jesus Christ. Now, Brittany got all excited last night. She's like, the Caps won.
01:03:28
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And I'm like, shut up, meathead. Brittany, can you tell me what icing is? Brittany, can you tell me who the number one goal scorer is on the Capitals team? Brittany, you name you name three players from the Capitals?
01:03:42
Speaker
Shut the fuck up. I can't. I can't either. I don't even think I don't even think I don't even think I don't even think OB leads the team in goals either by the way oh yeah OB's there yeah he's there but think he leads the team in goals uh I don't know he could but I don't know uh he's got he's got 22 goals don't know 22 points do i do points And then some Wilson guy, Tom Wilson. Does this sound like a hockey player? That sounds like my accountant. I'm looking forward on the streets. We're going to go see old Tom Wilson today. Need some local honey and a bale of hay. Yeah.
01:04:26
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Tom Wilson has 22 goals as well. Jesus Christ. Yeah, i don't know any of these guys. Me either. So... um
01:04:39
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Now you got, so we got the Olympics coming up this week. We
Upcoming Sports Events & Weather
01:04:43
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got the Superbowl in two weeks. We got Daytona for NASCAR coming up. e um The, I believe today.
01:04:58
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Yes. Today is the stadium series, Tampa Bay lightning versus the Boston Bruins and Raymond James stadium. And It's cold as fuck. It's hockey weather in Tampa Bay, baby.
01:05:11
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Yeah. Well, sort of. But yeah, it's hockey weather for Florida. o What time is that game? That game is 6.30.
01:05:22
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Oh, 6.30 tonight? Yeah. Damn. They probably would have been better playing at 6.30 this morning. Would have been cold enough. So it is currently 40.
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forty 44 degrees, feels like 37 Tampa. And by game time, it's going to be 39 degrees. That's hockey weather, baby.
01:05:45
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yeah and oh Yeah, no doubt. That's actually colder than it is inside of most arenas. so yeah That's like pond hockey weather, my guy. they They were leading up to this game. They were like talking about all the things they were going to be doing to keep the ice cool and and and everything like that. You don't got to do shit. Just be there.
01:06:04
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Oh, they have to warm up the ice because it's going to be too cold, which makes us a warm up the ice. no they No, they have to do something because it'll be too cold. So they have to do something to the ice. they're not warming it up, but if they have to do something because it's going to be too cold for for the for the ice, which makes no sense to me.
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I've never heard such blasphemy, but whatever. again Don't tell them. we're not that
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i I'm not an ice hockey engineer, so I don't know. Yeah, we're not we're just dumbasses. Dumbasses with blue-collar banter and bad not-expert analysts.
01:06:37
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oops Suck it, AI. Yeah. Notre Dame still sucks. Notre Dame still sucks. 60-some percent winning percent. are Yeah. Right there, AI. Right there, AI.
01:06:51
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how's those How's those experts? What's their winning percentage on their picks? About the same, not going to lie. But they make a lot more money than we do. stretch We're not. and we're and we're just ki They get paid to know that shit. yeah We're here entertaining the masses and talking about things like random shit.
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um Like Justin Gaethje beating shit out of a carjacker. and Yeah. Like, they talk about only football on Sundays. We talk about everything.
01:07:24
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Including Robert Kraft getting a rub and tug at a fucking massage parlor in Tampa. Hey, you know what? And somebody was just named in the other, the co-owner of the Giants was just named in the Epstein files. What?
01:07:37
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Speaking of the Epstein files, I just got breaking news. Former WWE w star Ashley Massaro, who has actually passed away, said, Her name was mentioned in the news. She probably offed herself because of it.
01:07:52
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She passed away a few years back. She was super young. Yeah, she probably offed herself. um I don't remember how she died. Where do you even get that breaking news at?
01:08:06
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It just popped up on one of my news apps that I have. Another name mentioned, Kim Kardashian, was mentioned by Loredia Julia. Bill Gates was too. And have wrote a book.
01:08:20
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Shocking. The Kardashians are part of that. Well, did you hear what Epstein said about Bill Gates? No. That he caught an STD from a Russian girl and i at the island?
01:08:30
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What? oh Bill Gates, what you doing, son? You dirty, dirty bitch.
01:08:40
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That's as dumb as the 80s Raiders right there, buddy. Yeah. I'm tied into football somehow, so we're not just dumbasses.
01:08:49
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Oh, great. Now they've decided to talk about the Epstein files here. Well, it's been it's football related because the co-owner of the Giants was there. So suck it, AI. And fuck Notre Dame. Yeah, and fuck Notre Dame.
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They were saying
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that what's his nuts, the coach for Notre Dame, was going to interview for some HC positions in the fucking NFL. Oh, Jesus. What the fuck's that black ass name?
01:09:16
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I can't remember. Isn't that like Jeffrey something or other? Maybe. I don't know. That's how much. I have no. He's a chode. did that didnt see a meme that said the Notre Dame Fighting Irish were opting out of the Super Bowl because they didn't make the playoffs.
01:09:36
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Good. Fuck Notre Dame.
01:09:40
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Oh, man. Oh, man. i Can't wait until next college football season so we can shit on Notre Dame all season. Oh, yeah. fuck yeah. That's going to be the best thing ever. Yeah. Coming in ranked number one overall just to shit the bed. So yesterday, here's a funny one for you. You guys' did run game wasn't that great up at Shittigan this year.
01:10:00
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So i was sitting I was sitting in my truck yesterday. The kids were in Kroger. And I seen a guy with ah with a Shittigan hat jacket coming up behind me. I'm going to walk between me and the car next to me. So I quick put the power fold in on my mirrors and brought my mirror into the truck.
01:10:13
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And he's like, oh, thank you. I said, well, I know Michigan can't run past a block. So they're going to give you a free hole. He turned around, dude. The stare that I got from that guy, I could have fucking died and he reincarnated me to kill me again. oh my God, it was so funny. it's awesome. I was like, I know Michigan can't miss a block while they're running. So here you go. Here's an open hole. Yeah, gee. Dude, it was fucking perfect though. Like it was mid the way it fit in there.
01:10:43
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He was lost in the parking lot, couldn't find his car, so it really just shows your fan base. Yeah, well, come to Ohio and get a real good glimpse of your fan base. I've seen it, trust me. I've seen it.
01:10:55
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I have seen it. it's Sadly, unfortunately, a good majority of of them are brain-dead chimps. I think it's just that general area of the country. I'm not going to lie. Kentucky through Ohio, through City Game, through Illinois and Indiana. I think it's just that general area of the country. Yeah. You could literally be having a conversation about NHL and some Buckeye fan will come in and go, well, the Ohio State Buckeyes are the best.
01:11:22
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Yeah. What are you talking about? Hockey, no, they're not. Nice try, though. We're talking right now, buddy. Go Buckeyes! Oh, wait. Yeah, right? They just... Some of them are just dumb.
01:11:37
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And I wish... again I wish I was making that up, but it's happened before. I've been having a conversation with somebody completely non-related to college football or or the Buckeyes in any way, shape, or form, and some jerk-off Ohio State fan wants to come in and interject with their Ohio State bullshit.
01:11:54
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It's just like, what are you talking about? They don't fucking know, dude. They don't have a clue. However, speaking of Michigan, shout-out to Michigan and college basketball number three and killing it.
01:12:08
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There you go. 20 twenty yeah Overall record There you go So Why don't help me I got nothing else and I gotta hear any get the fuck out of here again an hour to go make do what I gotta do Yeah, I had to get a couple things done mainly eat and then run to the March of wall. Yay go hang out with the wall Martians For a little bit with that being said Appreciate y'all watching. Appreciate y'all hanging out. For sure. Y'all are the greatest hanging out with our dumb asses, non-expert analysis. Fuck Notre Dame.
01:12:44
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Fuck Notre Dame. Go Sam fucking Darnold. Yeah, it's fucking Sam fucking Darnold. Put fucking Mike Vrabel. I knew Mike Vrabel was going to be a good coach when he went to New England too, by the way. When he fucking got shit canned in Tennessee, I knew they were fucking the dog on that. It was not him. It was the fucking GM drafting shit ass players and expecting him to build something from nothing.
01:13:03
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Yeah. I knew that was going to be the case. And I bet you fucking Derek Wayne is fucking mad as shit right now. Look, he's our attorney is finding a way to file a class action lawsuit against Tennessee Titans for, for fucking emotional damage. how I might get, I might get in on that lawsuit for that with the Cleveland Browns. Yeah. Right. oh But, um,
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01:13:45
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yeah AI gives us, I mean, they're not 100% wrong. They were spot on, but don't let them listen to them call don't listen to them calling us dumbasses. We call ourselves dumbasses. We don't need their help. Yeah. Wally's got something going on tomorrow. i can't remember who his guest is.
01:14:01
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I can probably look and ah zach hensel Tomorrow on Speedway Stories with Wally. And then Tuesday night, I have the Southern Outlaws coming to hang out Tuesday night. ah Wednesday, um there'll be some conversations on hump day ha-has with Brittany. And I think Snotty's going to be joining her on a more regular basis. ah Then Thursday, Wally and Johnny will be talking the Animal Planet, Animal Kingdom.
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And then Friday, I was back doing movies. And then, of course, this Saturday afternoon, Cash and I are back. We're gonna be talking. We're going to over the Ryle Rumble and whether and whatnot. But we're also... The Royal Disappointment.
01:14:51
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Yeah, the Royal Disappointment. We are also going to actually have a conversation about, and with us being two different generation wrestling fans... And I think we're going to have a couple people come up on the panel. ah some of our most are Some of our favorite wrestlers throughout time and non-favorite wrestlers.
01:15:11
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you favor i like I think that's going to be very unique for you because you hit two different generations of wrestling in one life. you hit You hit the era with guys like Riggie the Dragon Steamboat and Bruno Sammartino towards the end of his career and beginning of your life, actually. And then you were around through the transition through the the Monday Night Wars between WCW and w WWE. And then when they kind of did this and then did this and then did this. And you came into the Attitude Era. like You've seen a vast array of different wrestling i got yeah i mean i am i you know i've got three generations of of of wrestling um and under my you know and in my time and i've been a wrestling fan my entire life i've watched it all what's going on truck
01:15:58
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And there has been a lot of... Yeah, and Cash is that newer generation, but I will say he he does dive a little bit here and there into some of the older stuff. I catch him watching some of the older Rumbles and WrestleManias um on on and and whatnot.
01:16:16
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So am... i am Looking forward to having that conversation with him. And I think it should be fun James Ottawa is a big wrestling fan. I think he's going to get the chance. I might pop in on that one. Yes, I grew up. I grew up watching wrestling from 100 years ago, too.
01:16:32
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So what's going on, man? So I think Wally might pop in if he's available. So it's going a good conversation. It's going to bring up some really cool memories. Some really cool memories, too.
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01:17:03
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Yes. a lot new but or is it Is it Monday is it Sunday night? Super Bowl. Whatever.
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ah tip d Let me get in here. Let me go over here. Let me go over here. NFL. The Super Bowl is Sunday, February 8th at 630. That's next Sunday.
01:17:25
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All of our social media is there. Shows are live on YouTube and Facebook every day of the week. I've got some new stuff that i'm I'm trying to get going. And you can listen wherever you listen to podcasts at. We're on all those podcasts and platforms. You can listen to the audio.
01:17:54
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um I'll be working on that later today or tomorrow getting all of this week's shows up. So... but with that said, just remember, none of us are expert analysts. We're just dumbasses who are went like 65% on our picks, so fuck them.
01:18:10
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Fuck their name, and I got a jet. Also, if you're going to carjack somebody, don't carjack a UFC champion. yeah Yeah, if you're going to carjack somebody out of the 8 billion people, don't pick a UFC fighter.
01:18:22
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Whether they won or lost. But especially that one that won the belt that night. I would just like, if you know, if it was me, I would be holding my belt and rubbing it in his face. Do you know who I am? you know notice so I would have said the UFC part on his forehead and fucking thumped it down so it incited. Yeah.
01:18:42
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What happened to you? You gotta go to jail with UFC and printed it right across his fucking floor. Yeah, stupid. ah Fucking morons. by We'll see y'all next Sunday.
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