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Ty & Eric discuss their bewilderment of the cruise ship industry, the scene report in Malta, helping yourself to shawarma, their experiences with machetes, flammable defecation, and some big trouble in little Chinatown.
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Trespassing Theme & Cruise Ships
00:00:49
Think Fresh
red ahead redhead red Breadheads, breadheads, Ty and Eric. Back in the booth. That's right. Today we are on restricted property. Two episodes in a row. This is now a trespassing themed podcast.
00:01:02
Think Fresh
Eric and I have found great joy in positioning his vehicle in a parking lot. operated by a business and then seeing if we can get through an entire episode meet remain in place yeah that business is translink yeah that's right we're in uh i don't know if this is even a public or private lot at this point i didn't even know it existed but we are overlooking some very large cruise ships right now along the port of Vancouver.
00:01:33
Think Fresh
Rick Ross voice, Port of Miami. hey Yeah, exactly. Yeah. What is this called? It's called the Edge. It's called the... Do you see what it said? it says Edge up there. It says Celebrity Edge on the side over there, which I don't know what that means. Yeah, Celebrity Edge is the name of the cruise line we're looking at.
00:01:49
Think Fresh
This is a huge-ass boat, dude. So we are edging celebrities. Which celebrities are you edging on this boat? I have no
Cruise Ship Architecture & Experience
00:01:58
Think Fresh
idea, bro. um It looks like there's people walking on the upper deck, the upper decky of this boat.
00:02:04
Think Fresh
um Does this look like a luxury cruise ship to you? Or is it like a Disney kind of cruise where like you got people having diarrhea and vomiting at the same time on it.
00:02:15
Think Fresh
Well, I see a water slide on the roof, so I think this is this is a diarrhea cruise, my friend. hate to break it to you. Yeah, luxury cruises don't dabble in the water sports. No, there's no slip and slides there.
00:02:29
Think Fresh
No, they you have a tennis court sometimes, but yeah no no water features unless it's a fountain of some kind. Yeah, I don't see any helipads. I don't see any like... uh, like large, like 40 foot ceilings that could denote a ballroom.
00:02:45
Think Fresh
I think this is your typical family friendly, friendly venture up the Alaskan coast. Oh, okay. Interesting. I think one of us should just Google what this is called. Celebrity, celebrity edge edge, cruise. Dude, while you're looking at up, I just want to acknowledge that cruise ship design has so many different types of windows.
00:03:06
Think Fresh
Like you got square windows, you got circle windows, there's angled windows, different edges are beveled, some are not. I don't understand the architecture of the cruise ship and why they need to make the facade so disjointed.
00:03:22
Think Fresh
there's no There's no like single vision driving the arc. It's almost like they just like, like a child used Lego blocks to build a boat and they they're just like, well, it floats and that's good enough.
00:03:35
Think Fresh
Yeah, it's just kind of like an apartment building turned to its side. you know yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not wrong. But at least in an apartment building, there's like sometimes a like a sense of place, like context to the street or to the neighborhood or to the natural landscapes. But because the boat is mobile, the boat is never in one place, they don't have to adhere to that type of constraint.
00:03:56
Think Fresh
They just make it whatever they want it to be. And they make this abomination right here. Speaking of abomination, Ty, there, if you look at the very top, there is a structure that kind of looks like the old BC place roof.
00:04:09
Think Fresh
It looks like it's probably like the atrium or something. Yeah. The first place the guests see. Yeah. That's probably where the welcome welcome drink happens. You get to choose like pineapple juice or guava. Yeah. Sparkling wine or sparkling apple juice, you know, for the sober folk.
00:04:26
Think Fresh
Show you to your barracks from there.
Cruise Culture & Social Experiment
00:04:28
Think Fresh
Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. Have you ever been on a cruise? Hell no, bro. Hell no. Hell no. No, me either, dude. i kept I'm not setting foot on one of those until I am on death's doorstep.
00:04:40
Think Fresh
I think... You'll have to wheel me on there. Yeah, I think cruise ships are just a floating prison. oh oh Oh, it's releasing some gas. I don't know if that's picking up on Mike.
00:04:51
Think Fresh
You've got four horns. Five. Six. Seven. Eight? Oh, the eight one's are ah was lingering.
00:05:06
Think Fresh
Okay, why why do you think it just blew eight horns? what do you think that's signaling? It could be that it's departing or something. There's lots of people now on on the deck. i don't know if you can see them. You think they're prepping for prepping for it to set sail?
00:05:21
Think Fresh
I guess so. They're seaward bound. that's the That's closing time. Last call to get on board. Mm-hmm. I looked up this celebrity edge on Wikipedia. It's on Wikipedia page. Wow, that's crazy. Most boats do for some reason.
00:05:35
Think Fresh
boats are Boats are more notorious than buildings, which is pretty cool. But this one has um its registry in Malta. Malta. It was launched in 2018.
00:05:49
Think Fresh
um it's maiden voyage was december 9th 2018 oh so this is a pretty new boat all things considered we're only seven years on the water this is ah a gosling a young a young boat it's a gosling for sure um the celebrity is named after ah oh fuck the edge king ryan gosling yes um but yeah it's uh what What is going on here? So why Malta? Like what is going on in Malta?
00:06:16
Think Fresh
Do they just have like a tax break on the, on the, the good boat building industry? Yeah, maybe. I mean, it's an Island state. So you think they know a thing or two about boats? Yeah, totally. Archipelago and Sisyphus.
00:06:29
Think Fresh
That makes sense. It's always crazy when you get these like countries around, like around Europe, like Malta that, yeah, they have country status, but they're like smaller than like long Island.
00:06:41
Think Fresh
Yeah. Yeah, totally. And they have fewer people than the Costco in Long Island. Exactly. But yeah, it's quite cool that I actually, dude, I feel crazy because i I learned about Malta like kind of recently because you you don't really see it on the map unless you zoom in on the Mediterranean, you know, it's not really visible.
00:06:59
Think Fresh
Yeah. Yeah, it seems like a really cool
Machete Incident & Crime in Vancouver
00:07:02
Think Fresh
destination. I know the bachelor just went there. Oh, no way. Well, that's kind spot. Yeah, dude, these are there's something like little places like this. I was looking at Gibraltar the other day. Same thing.
00:07:11
Think Fresh
yeah And it just makes me you don't know that these countries exist until you like see like a screenshot of like a UN n meeting and you're like they just sent like that guy representing Malta. There is like one one hundredth of their population. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of nice because then the guy is really he's tapped into the culture. He knows everybody. That's true. When you know everybody in your city or your country, then you're able to represent them accordingly. you know That's true. Like the mayor of Andorra or the the president of Andorra is probably also like, maybe he's the principal at the school.
00:07:45
Think Fresh
you know maybe he's he's all Maybe he runs the strata for the only neighborhood. Whoa, yeah. He is the homeowners association of the homeowners. Yeah. He's the HOA of every home and in Malta.
00:08:00
Think Fresh
I'm like quickly trying to scan this stupid page, Wikipedia page for any interesting facts. um But apparently i found one tie. The Celebrity Edge was the first celebrity ship to be equipped with what they call the magic carpet, a tangerine glass sheltered platform that protrudes and is suspended from the starboard side of the vessel.
00:08:23
Think Fresh
Ah, shit. you Can you see what that is? Is that the... Are we looking at starboard right now? We're looking at the left side. Which side starboard? and That's... Shouldn't that be the front or the rear of the ship? So starboard is the right-hand side when facing the bow, which is the front. We should know this, Ty. We have our boating license. That's right. A hundred episodes ago, we got our boating license live on air. i remember seeing that exact diagram we're looking at on the exam.
00:08:47
Think Fresh
Yeah. Yeah, we're right resurrecting some past trauma here. Okay, so we don't actually have a visual of this magic carpet coming off the celebrity edge. We have a bit of it, though. We can see the orange. that That's what you thought the slide was.
00:08:59
Think Fresh
Is that what that thing is? The orange thing. you see the water Yeah, that's not a water slide. That's the carpet. just said, bro, the tangerine magic carpet. You're not fucking listening? all Tangerine means many things to many people, Eric.
00:09:10
Think Fresh
It's a orange, bro. Yeah, whatever. Okay, so that's what that is. So this may not be a family cruise then. this Well, it's called the Magic Carpet. It probably is. Oh, dude. You think the Magic Carpet's pulling in old adults?
00:09:22
Think Fresh
like You think the singles are getting on this one? Yeah. I mean, unless it's kind of like for the Arabian demographic. i don't think they They seem to like those.
00:09:33
Think Fresh
i don't think they like it. I think that the Caucasian demographic wants to like... like just kind of dabble in these other cuisines and cultures. and that's where the cruise ship That's what allows it. The cruise ship is for the indeciso. The cruise ship is for someone that wants a little taste of everything. like I don't think so, dude. I think it's for people who want a taste of nothing.
00:09:55
Think Fresh
They don't want to experience any culture. What about the lick of salty ocean air? No, dude. they I think they they're too scared to step foot to touch pavement anywhere they go. so they They just kind of observe it from a safe little cruise ship docked to the harbor. You know what I mean?
00:10:13
Think Fresh
Like, if you're taking a Caribbean cruise, you're not, you know, breaking bread with the Jamaicans. That's a good point. you're you're You're safe in your little balcony overlooking the Caribbean Ocean. True. You retreat to your spaceship where no one can harm you. You're on international waters where you're protected from any ah weird local laws or customs. That's right. Maritime law is in your favor as a foreigner. That's true.
00:10:38
Think Fresh
Yeah, you're right. is You can travel the world in a cruise ship without seeing anything. Exactly. You can just be staring at your buffet the whole time. It's for the commuter. The people that just love sitting in traffic, that's the the cruise life is for them.
00:10:52
Think Fresh
Just going in nowhere. Yeah, and I can't imagine the food is any good on these things. like There's probably a, say you're on a Caribbean cruise, like this ship is, um i imagine that there's a, you can get the jerk chicken, but other than that, there isn't much variety or anything that's like pays homage to where you're cruising.
00:11:15
Think Fresh
Oh, for sure. No, you want the cruise ship is for the pseudo worldly traveler so that you need pseudo worldly cuisine. The the chicken tendies, the buffet there has got like a bunch of options. I'm sure you've got little bites from all over the world, carefully.
00:11:32
Think Fresh
but like meticulously re reconsidered for the palate of someone who does not want to be challenged, you know, maybe someone who's a little seasick to you have to, you have to be empathetic a little bit to these people. They can't be hitting the curry every night at open ocean.
00:11:50
Think Fresh
no That's just a ah trouble brewing in the stomach. Yeah, totally. So we we got to tone it back. We can't give you like the richness of a true culture here. Yeah, no, it's true food it's a It's a safe little cocoon to observe the world from.
00:12:05
Think Fresh
Yeah, it's kind of wild. Like just being like on a boat that long, like like the pirates and the pioneers before us. hmm. Uh, yeah, you would never catch me on one of these things, Ty. Hell no. It's, uh, yeah, it's just too, it's too restricting. I don't like to, like, imagine, like, you know when you, like, see, like, some really annoying people on your flight, and you're, you just think to yourself, like, fuck, eight more hours with these fucking weirdos, you what mean? Mm-hmm.
00:12:28
Think Fresh
imagine it's that situation but you got a week with them yeah six or seven days yeah it is kind of white lotus vibes in the sense that like you see the same recurring characters and that you can kind of build a narrative around them i think there's something maybe uh kind of quaint about that you think so you like to chat up your seat mates i don't i don't like to do that i like to you know close the metaphorical business class doors on them.
00:12:56
Think Fresh
Yeah, you are like to stay behind the curtain. Yeah, I don't want to i don't want to know like what the person beside me is watching, even though I can clearly see their screen. And I think maybe that's actually the biggest challenge with...
00:13:08
Think Fresh
the cruise concept is not the cruise itself, but the fact that you're having the exact same experience down to the meal as like 2000 other people. you know Yeah, there's nothing.
00:13:21
Think Fresh
There's not not a single unique experience left on this planet. It's not like anything you gain from that cruise has been gained already by hundreds of thousands of people that did the exact same thing.
00:13:32
Think Fresh
And at least when like you as a individual go to Roma and or Paris and you see, you go visit the Eiffel Tower, just like hundreds of thousands of people did before you.
00:13:44
Think Fresh
Then you put the love locket on the bridge or you break bread up on the steps of the Sien River. but You feel like you're doing it for the first time and you're the first person to try it, you know?
00:13:56
Think Fresh
But here there's no there's no masking it. Everyone is doing it at the exact same time. You're waiting in line to hit those chicken tenders at the buffet. Yeah, that's the other thing. like everyone's on the same schedule. You know I mean? So when it's dinner time, you got the long line, you know, the chicken tendies.
00:14:12
Think Fresh
And when you dock in port and everyone's getting off, it's like babies waking up from a nap in the crib. They're all just like, where am I? What's going on? Who are these people? Yeah. Incredible. I just fundamentally disagree with the entire entire concept.
00:14:27
Think Fresh
I don't think there was even a way to make it luxurious. I think just like the concept from beginning is flawed. Well, you make it luxurious is you scale it down. If this was just your boat and that entire boat was yours, now we got a luxury. That's not a cruise.
00:14:39
Think Fresh
That's not a cruise? No. You're cruising. I'm cruising, but I can cruise in this car. That's true. I think like what makes it a cruise is like a certain, a number of people have to be on there. Like it's not a chartered yacht. Like that's, that's like the next step down size wise.
00:14:54
Think Fresh
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. You're right. It's a different thing entirely. Yeah. Like I would say you need at least a hundred people for it to be a cruise. Yeah. i agree. Cause anything less than that would fit on Bezos boat.
00:15:05
Think Fresh
Yeah. ah Yeah, if it's on the biggest yacht in the world, then that's kind of the threshold, I guess. Exactly. yeah um no one man should have all that boat. And I get that there's nothing good about it, but you you have to, Eric, you have to realize that there's a social experiment happening between the port and the starboard and the boat.
00:15:26
Think Fresh
And that social experiment is something that like I think is... We should be studying more. you know Scientists should be like using this closed, isolated space as a chance to examine human nature and power dynamic. Lab mice.
00:15:41
Think Fresh
Yeah, exactly. It's like ah like a Stockholm kind of situation you can kind of create here. it's probably good time to mention that this episode is brought to you by Stockholm Cruises. Norwegian Cruise Line.
00:15:58
Think Fresh
If you are worried that you're a part of a social experiment, you might have some bigger issues and you might need some better help. That's right, ty If you have anxiety that you are being measured by the overlords.
00:16:11
Think Fresh
You feel like a lab rat and you can't see any cameras around. Yeah. Click the link in the description. sir Ty, real quick, just to pivot on you. Yeah, pivot away, my friend. There is some big news coming out of your neck of the woods in New Westminster. Yes, the Queen City, the best the second best region of the Vancouver area other than Kitsilano.
00:16:37
Think Fresh
I wouldn't say that. But according to CTV News, Ty, there was ah video just surfaced of a man walking into a donair shop and stealing meat using a machete.
00:16:50
Think Fresh
He walked straight up to the shawarma, spin a spin a meat. but The rotisserie. The rotisserie. And started slicing, Ty. He went behind the line. He brought his own cutlery and served himself.
00:17:02
Think Fresh
Wow. If you want to call it machete cutlery, um then yeah, you can go that route. It's not not cutlery if you're using it to chop up the food. That's a great point.
00:17:13
Think Fresh
um He also took ah took a couple sauces, according to the eyewitness account here. Thoughts on this? ah did he Did he pay for any of this? No.
00:17:24
Think Fresh
Stole it? Well, that's not right. He stole it. He went into this humble little establishment, started at slicing. He was doing the work. Yeah, he put the work in. Okay, here's my take. He put the work in.
00:17:35
Think Fresh
No harm, no foul. Sometimes, like, if you're willing to step up and do the job yourself, you should be rewarded for that. Like, if I take a little, a few, just a few tomatoes from a community garden, like, am I in trouble, really, for harvesting my own food?
00:17:47
Think Fresh
Yes. It's kind of the same thing. Yes, you are. I don't know about that. um Here's a video, Ty. ah There's a video? yeah We get to watch a guy with a machete do this? Yeah. How would the shawarma guy react?
00:17:58
Think Fresh
I mean, there's a couple of shawarma women who are... Oh, they're running out of there. They're terrified. They're doing like... It's kind of like when you pull the weapon out in Grand Theft Auto. Everyone puts their hand in the air and kneels down.
00:18:11
Think Fresh
That's what just happened. Okay. and mean he's And now he's chopping up the meat. He's hungry. He's wearing a ski mask, Ty. This is so kind of... He knows that he is not doing something legal here. He knows this is wrong.
00:18:22
Think Fresh
Wow. So this is premeditated. Like this guy isn't off his rocker. He's like, I'm going to have shawarma. I'm going to get it myself. I'm not going to use their equipment. i'm gonna use my own. Yeah. I have a preference.
00:18:36
Think Fresh
it looks like he put some meat in the bag and then he took a couple of bottles of sauce, tahini sauce it looks like. Okay. Yeah. So he took some sauce and then there's a quote here from an eyewitness.
00:18:48
Think Fresh
um He forgot the pita bread. Oh,
00:18:53
Think Fresh
Ah, shit. Well, they better be on high alert in case he comes back. If you're about to take the pita bread, though, there it is. Yeah, exactly. Yo, that is so funny. what What compels someone to do this, Eric? Are you that hungry?
00:19:06
Think Fresh
i don't know, dude. I think it's probably for the bit. you think You think this is ah like a Nathan for you scenario we're going to find about next season? Yeah, most likely. i mean... I don't know. This guy's clearly he had a mission. you i mean, he wasn't like trying to threaten anyone.
00:19:21
Think Fresh
He wasn't dilly dallying. He went straight to the meat spinner.
00:19:28
Think Fresh
But like if you're going to go about robbing and causing this trauma for people, then why wouldn't you steal something that can sustain you for more than like four meals? Because he literally just bought four meals worth of sustenance from this.
00:19:42
Think Fresh
Mm hmm. um Important to note, Ty, they had to close the business for the rest of the day for obvious reasons. yeah They estimated they lost about $1,500 in sales. Wow, the opportunity cost that he created.
00:19:55
Think Fresh
Wow. Yeah, they lost out on future sales as well because they close down. And who knows, maybe in perpetuity as well, because um who's going to want to go to a place where they just let them behind the counter? yeah That's not very food safe. That's for sure. Does the FDA know about this? Do you think the guy washed his machete before slicing down? oh definite um yeah They're going to have to throw the whole lamb out.
00:20:19
Think Fresh
Exactly. um Yeah, quite quite scary stuff. $1,500. Yes, that's a ah significant amount of money, but not for a business. They can recoup those costs pretty quickly. And get in this, Eric, One GoFundMe, Sobstory, put the video up there.
00:20:36
Think Fresh
They're tripling that revenue overnight. So, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the shawarma shop owner creating some social media buzz. Oh, shit, dude.
00:20:47
Think Fresh
Now we're talking. Yeah, dude. Inside job. That's why I'm calling it right now. This was an inside job. It's too weird and premeditated. Whenever I eat Donair and I get food poisoning, I call it an inside job as well.
00:21:00
Think Fresh
Well, the poisoning didn't happen on the outside. It's an inside job. Yeah, that's that's very, very possible, Ty, that the owner himself would sabotage his own business for clicks.
00:21:12
Think Fresh
Yeah. When have you ever heard of this happening? It's not, because, like, it's not, like, a huge, a huge crime. It's not like anyone was really in danger. No one got hurt. Only, you know, a couple of, a couple of meat spinners.
00:21:26
Think Fresh
And the stolen goods is, like, It's untraceable. Like he can go and immediately throw the meat in the dumpster. No one's going to like find find the find it and return it like in the same way like a banknote would be potentially traceable or like jewelry of some sort.
00:21:46
Think Fresh
Ty, we got him. We got him? They caught the guy? They caught the Update to the news story. So he is a New West resident. um His name is Sidney Reed Hayden.
00:21:57
Think Fresh
We're going to dox him on. This is ah allegedly he did it. He's been charged with robbery and possessing a weapon for a dangerous purpose. I wouldn't call it dangerous. Yeah, I don't know. That's a bit of a stretch. do you think him slicing his own meat is a dangerous purpose?
00:22:12
Think Fresh
and don't think so at all. I think that's going to get thrown out of court. Maybe like possessing it, the machete is, yeah, sure. He doesn't have the ah open carry laws here for machetes are a little convoluted.
00:22:23
Think Fresh
That's true. I mean, in here in BC, it is a mountainous region. So you do need to carry weapons sometimes in the wilderness. There's no reason to be hiking through New West with that.
00:22:35
Think Fresh
um But i he will be charged with robbery. That's for sure. yeah And because they estimated at $1,500, feel like there might be a grand larceny charge in there as well. Is that like over the threshold for larceny?
00:22:47
Think Fresh
I don't know. We don't know anything on this podcast. We literally know nothing about anything. Grand larceny threshold. Let's see, Ty. $400.
00:22:58
Think Fresh
Well, that's in the U.S. at least. Canada. five k in canada $5,000 in Canada. Okay, so we're we're good. We're good. This guy's going to get guy's going to get off. Yeah. He'll have a spanking and then he'll be back off the streets. Yeah. Petty crime is like to call it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:13
Think Fresh
Dude, yeah. Looks like the edge is edging, Ty. We got some steam coming We got some movement. The white smoke. The conclave has decided they're leaving. I see white smoke coming from the back. Oh, shit. Damn. Damn.
00:23:24
Think Fresh
i I came in contact with a machete once in the downtown east side. Some might call it the the downtown east side of Vancouver, flaming pile of shit, which is true, Eric, because you wouldn't believe what I saw last week.
00:23:43
Think Fresh
I saw a flaming pile of shit on the sidewalk. I'll show you a video of it. I took it on my phone. Did you try to stomp it No, but hey, a young woman was trying to stomp it out. It was very funny to watch. you Because that is ah that is a typical prank. You know i mean? You fill bag with shit.
00:23:59
Think Fresh
Yeah. and then you light on fire on someone's doorstep. And then when they go to stomp it out, it explodes with shit. Right, right. Surprise. ah No, this was unbagged. It was raw, dude. This was So what did the guy eat that was flammable? so that went Oh, I don't think it came out on fire.
00:24:15
Think Fresh
that's what you mean. He had Mexican? Yeah. Yeah. A little bit little bit too much sriracha. Oh man, I wish I could find this video. Maybe I deleted it because it was repensible. Oh, there it is.
00:24:28
Think Fresh
Check that out. Can you describe to the breadheads what I'm showing you? this looks like Main Street Station. Yes. We are near public transit. Obviously. Once again. For obvious reasons. there's no There's no public bathrooms at public transit. This is how we know we we're not going to get in trouble by podcasting Translake property because you can take a flaming shit and you won't get in trouble. Yeah, there's far worse things happening.
00:24:49
Think Fresh
but Okay, I digress. The whole point of this was downtown Eastside. It's flaming pile of shit. One time I'm walking through the downtown Eastside. It's late at night. I'm crossing the street and I feel my foot kick something and then I hear a scratch.
00:25:02
Think Fresh
Yeah. shin Yep. And then I looked down and sure enough, I had just kicked with my foot the handle of a very, very large machete, just like laying on the ground in the middle of the street.
00:25:14
Think Fresh
So you were aiding and abetting a murder, it looks like, Ty, because you came in contact with a murder weapon. It's true. I disrupted the scene of the crime. I have but the DNA of my big toenail on it. Yeah, dude, you're obstructing justice by kicking that thing.
00:25:27
Think Fresh
Yeah. ah And then I was like, oh, shit. Well, this probably could be dangerous at the wrong hands. So I didn't really want to touch it. So I, like, kicked it over to the side of the road. we took it to your latest, your most closest shawarma place. I thought, how could I use this for dinner?
00:25:42
Think Fresh
Yeah. And as I was kicking it over to the side of the road, ah the ah good the good boys in blue, the Vancouver Police Department, they they drive by me. And I start waving my hands to be like, report this situation.
00:25:57
Think Fresh
And they just like look at me and keep driving. And they never stopped. So I don't know what happened to the machete. I left it there too. I said, if it's not their problem, it's not mine. Yeah, that's crazy. I've also seen a machete in downtown Eastside, Ty. When I was living there, I looked out my window because I heard some yelling.
00:26:15
Think Fresh
And then I saw somebody chasing another guy with a machete. No way. Yeah, they were like kind of scuffling in the in like a corner in the alley. And I reached in his backpack, grabbed the machete out and started sprinting after him. Holy shit. That's like some anime shit right there. Yeah, totally.
00:26:32
Think Fresh
um Yeah, it was wild. And I mean, I don't know. I didn't see anything in the news after. Yeah. So got away with it I guess he got away. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty crazy stuff, man.
00:26:44
Think Fresh
I can't believe that. Some people are just packing. You never know if someone's concealed carry the largest knife you've ever seen. Yeah. Yep. Pretty scary stuff. um Chinatown is ah bit of a flaming shithole.
00:26:59
Think Fresh
Yeah. That has this kind of stuff going on all the time. It's flavor, man. I was just thinking of it its flavor. Yeah, we're just gentrifying it. Like, that's the kind of flavor you're not going to get on the Celebrity Edge Cruise Ship Buffet. Yeah.
00:27:12
Think Fresh
Yeah. Oh, shit. Is that the ops? It's the ops. The ops are here. Okay, we're getting shut down by this. This podcast is getting shut down right now. All right. Well, talk to you later.
00:27:23
Think Fresh
Ciao.