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441 — Shuck Around & Find Out
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The boys cross streams in Whistler to discuss the people, food and culture of Canada’s finest tourist trap, as well as discuss Jeff Bezo’s foam party, the ritual of slapping a goon bag, losing your life savings on battlebots, shucking some plus sized oysters, the scam of modern mixology, and greeting a podcasting fan live on-air.
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Introduction to Think Fresh Podcast
00:00:50
Think Fresh
but Welcome back to Think Fresh. I'm your host, Ty. I'm here with my intern, Eric, today. That's me. worse Damn it, Eric.
00:01:00
Think Fresh
um So yeah, Think Fresh, baby. We're serving up hot takes. We're serving up cold cuts. Everything in between. we don't make you pay for a walk here. we don't play by the rules, baby. We don't ask you what, Brad.
00:01:13
Think Fresh
No. We stay at the fuck out of the way. We just stick it in the toaster and we let it cook. Let it do its thing. That's right. A few things get burned on the way, but... You know, that's no one's problem really but ours. So we're just going to keep it rolling and hope you guys enjoy it.
Caffeine Overload and Whistler's Vibe
00:01:28
Think Fresh
who Dude, I am geeked right now. I'm geeked off of a Quattro Iced Cortado, the crisp black special. like That's what it is. i was feeling it too. I am so weird right now, dude.
00:01:40
Think Fresh
Like everything is irritating me. You're irritated? I can tell you're a little bit on it I'm like zippy zappy looking around. Everything feels really loud. Do you hear that? Everything's so loud. Do you hear that buzzing?
00:01:53
Think Fresh
That's right. Ty and I are parked between two pedo vans over at the park again. Yeah. ah Ty, I could tell that you were getting a little bit angsty when we were looking for parking today. ah What's going on? Do you always get like this with a lot of caffeine or...
00:02:06
Think Fresh
but this What's the deal? what's Is something plaguing you? what's going on? Yes, I am plagued. I'm plagued by four shots of espresso, Eric. it I think it's clogging up some of the more vital brain passages. i I'm struggling to even think right now. my heart I can feel my heart beating.
00:02:26
Think Fresh
i think we need to go to the doctor. Hearts in your chest? Hearts in your throat? Where is it? the Hearts on my sleeve, baby. Oh, shit. That was nice. So what's going on, Eric? What's going on? It's been a few days since we recorded. We've been on long weekend hiatus.
00:02:43
Think Fresh
That's right, Ty. We took a day off, which is extremely rare for the Think Fresh podcast. We usually try to bank some episodes for the boys here. Hustler mindset, hustler mindset. So what did you do with all with the the luxury of time back?
00:02:56
Think Fresh
That's right. ah Well, let's see. I went to a good old Whistler the long weekend and you can ah probably hear it in my voice. I'm a little bit under the weather today. um Under this fine weather.
00:03:07
Think Fresh
You don't do Whistler. Whistler does you, hey? That's right. i think we've all kind of ah collectively agreed that Whistler is kind of buns. Well, it's a spot, you know, like I think it's as far as tourist destinations, it's not as kitschy as everywhere else.
00:03:24
Think Fresh
um Okay, wow. okay That's a huge thing. Everywhere else, really? The whole world? No, okay. Hear me out. like In defense of the North American tourist destination, like you ever been to like Niagara Falls, bro? They got like a Hershey chocolate factory there.
00:03:37
Think Fresh
That sounds cool. As far as like ah overridden with tour like primarily 100% tourist-driven economies, Whistler has got like cool stores, some cool bars, and there isn't like that many tacky tourist shops.
00:03:53
Think Fresh
I guess so. ah Whistler is full of bros who BMX, yeah ah dudes who wear hats who want to start fights with you, I think is of the main attraction there. Oh, yeah. You go there to like spend $80 on beer and then fight somebody in the village. you You go there to talk to girls born in 2005 and to get your ass kicked.
Recording in Public: Challenges and Humor
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Think Fresh
So is that what happened to you this weekend?
00:04:19
Think Fresh
almost to both of those things um oh yeah it's it's kind of one of those places where it's like it's gonna be a good time but like objectively it's pretty buns you know like you look at all of it for face value and it's like none of this stuff is uh really worth checking out ah But it's all about the company you keep, you know, you go with some good friends, some good mates.
00:04:41
Think Fresh
yeah And yeah, you just send her. You just got to send her sometimes. I think we got to pause this for a second. hear There's something going on here.
00:04:51
Think Fresh
That's right. Yeah. Should we hit pause? Yeah. And we're back guys. We just chopped it up with a pod, friend of the pod, guy with guy with stroller and milk bottle.
00:05:04
Think Fresh
We should have left the we shouldve left the hot the mic hot there. We had a man, few episodes ago, we reported on a father who walked by us and clocked that we were podcasting.
00:05:15
Think Fresh
Anyway, same guy as back in the park. He had the audacity to walk up to our window and try to speak to us today. Yeah. Suddenly I feel very self-aware, Ty, and i hate my life.
00:05:27
Think Fresh
I refuse to tell him the name of the podcast. I don't want to ever look a listener in the eye. And we have a future listener right here. We have a, yeah, he just birthed the future listener. i think he's walking a two-year-old. He is. This guy's like, he likes children.
00:05:41
Think Fresh
He likes backpacks. He revealed immediately that he likes ah the TV show Survivor. So Ty lied to the guy and said that we're a pop culture podcast. I don't know why you lie to people who ask about what we're doing. You know, might as well just be honest. I like to keep things under wraps.
00:05:57
Think Fresh
I guess so. Ty said we're a pop culture podcast and that ah and then our friend here revealed that he is a savant when it comes to pop culture trivia, which a known pain point for us. Yeah. Complete opposite of what we would want to talk about. I mean, if we had...
00:06:16
Think Fresh
the patients we could probably get him in the backseat here and talk about how trivia is the worst possible thing to hit bars and pubs it's true i think this guy would love to be in the backseat of this car right now over sitting by the water park with his two kids what what's the worst invasive species at the local pub tie trivia or stds i think it's people who bring their podcasting mics Yeah, we're the we're the we are the invasive species here.
00:06:42
Think Fresh
Wow, that was I'm so shook, dude. I'm so I was already geeked. And now I'm like, I'm thrown completely. I can't stop looking around. I was already looking around earlier. Everything's so loud.
00:06:54
Think Fresh
Suddenly, I'm really conscious of my voice. He looked at us just now. He can't stop. He's infatuated with us. Yeah. I wonder what's going through his mind right now. Like he's got, you know, a wife and a kid, a backpack full of applesauce, I presume, a nice big blanket that he's setting up right now.
00:07:12
Think Fresh
I wonder if he's like, fuck, if I only made some different choices, I could be in that car with his boys right now. He's clearly got his life together. yeah Longs to be podcasting with two other men.
00:07:24
Think Fresh
Yeah, he's like, fuck, I regret getting this bitch pregnant. So we're losing my life. I could be 440 episodes deep if I didn't have to take this kid to preschool. Yeah. I mean, she's got a very wide child birthing hips tie. What do you think of those?
00:07:38
Think Fresh
No comment. This guy might, we might give him our episode title. You can't speak on his wife like that. We're not going to talk to this guy ever again. I think we're going to see him a third time. He's the most recurring character on this podcast so far, other than Patrick. He's in the two-timer club. That's crazy. yeah
Whistler Adventures and Luxuries
00:07:55
Think Fresh
No, Ty, we're going to find a better parking spot going forward. Yeah, we can never park here again. This is crazy. It sucks, though, because this is a great spot. We got some nice shade, two-hour parking for free. I know. Next to It's going to be so sad to abandon this.
00:08:08
Think Fresh
There is a lot of foot traffic, which I don't love, though. This is like the podcasting equivalent of having to pack up your tent camp and like but the police are kicking you out of the park. Yeah, when your true dough town gets knocked over, you've got to find a new park to kind of hunker down in.
00:08:22
Think Fresh
were going to have start recording under a freeway. Yeah. Anyways, Ty, let's talk about Whistler. Yeah, this completely threw the entire episode. Let's try to get back on track here. So you went to Whist. Whist beat you up.
00:08:32
Think Fresh
A little bit of Whissy. A little Whissy trip with the boys. All the Whissy. Yeah. Whistler was great, dude. I think as long as you stay away from the village, you can have an incredible time in Whistler. Like we went on a beautiful 20 kilometer hike up to a glacier, which I touched and then instantly became sick, which is why you're listening to my snuffled little voice here. You're not that bad. You're not that bad.
00:08:54
Think Fresh
um yeah it was it was great it was great uh but you also went to whistler this weekend funny we always go to the travel to the same place at the same time we never overlap i can't believe you were in whistler and you didn't tap in with the boys bro i wish i could have i tried to look you up no i was on a date night weekend with day we uh date night weekend is a crazy thing dude yeah date night after night after night wow You know, like my life, I honestly shout out to my landlord. They paid for my whole weekend trip.
00:09:22
Think Fresh
It was really great. They've covered the bar, the drinks at the Fairmont lobby bar. They covered dinner. They covered the hotel. So yeah, thanks to your rent freeze apartment, rent controlled apartment, you are able to live the life of somebody who is making seven figures.
00:09:38
Think Fresh
I know my landlord covers everything for me. It's really generous of them.
Bachelor Party Traditions and Goon Bags
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Think Fresh
So what'd you get up to over there? Well, ah hit hit the pool at the hotel, a little walk through the village, treated the landlord treated babe to some new Lulu light lemon clothes.
00:09:54
Think Fresh
Did anyone harass you for cigarettes outside? Because that's what happened to us. Oh, no. I wasn't out that late. Actually, that's not true. I was. But ah people don't want approach couples for cigarettes. They only approach like like down bad single dudes.
00:10:07
Think Fresh
Single dudes wearing a bachelor party outfit of of some kind. Bachelor party reveal. This was the intention behind your trip, hey? Yes, exactly. So every time I go to a bachelor party, one guy in the group ends up in a situation that almost dissolves his own relationship.
00:10:29
Think Fresh
yeah Like completely puts his relationship at jeopardy. Yeah. There's always one, one guy who was like, I might throw it all away tonight. There's one guy who like in the car home has his head in his hands in the backseat and hasn't said a word because he knows he's in trouble. Yeah. He fucked up big time and everyone saw it. No one's going to say, no one's ever going to say anything. going to take that shit to the grave. Yeah, exactly. am carrying a lot of shit to the grave for a lot of guys. Yeah. So yeah, dude, you've got some Epstein-esque evidence for, that's a triple E for you right there. Yeah, we call it Ties List.
00:11:02
Think Fresh
Yeah. But ah yeah, if you ever, you know, you might get murked and like have your own suicide faked because you've got a lot of dirt on some guys. That's a fact. That's a fact. ah So let's call the first waitlist to the stand, which is you, Eric. Tell us what type of devious activities did you and the fellas get into?
00:11:22
Think Fresh
well let's see ty um there was a lot of drinking involved i would say it was pretty activity light it was more so uh coors light yeah it was a lot of just kind of drinking but uh my uh brother-in-law put us onto this cool little game which he learned about in australia when he was living there i'm curious if you know about it because you also live in australia Have you heard of a goon bag?
00:11:47
Think Fresh
Dude, you got slap the goon bag. Oh, let's Dude, it was awesome. but I was brand new to the concept. But ah yeah, he pulled out the old wine bag and then strung it up and everyone one by one took turns slapping that thing. Where'd you put it you put it over the door? I like to put it by the entrance so you can we kind of ring it like a doorbell as you walk in hit the gong. Oh, that's cool. I like that one.
00:12:11
Think Fresh
ah Yeah, it's kind of like a mistletoe situation. You got to make out with the goon bag. We're all just gooners in this house. Exactly. ah No, we actually our uh whistler townhouse had like 20 foot ceilings so we couldn't actually hang it up i i was uh being a little bit jokey with that one we uh held it up for each other oh which was kind of fun um dude i love the slap of the goon dude i slapped that thing so fucking hard i thought i was gonna snap in half but uh no that thing survived it's uh got some tough plastic yeah dude it's thick that is not a microplastic that's for sure and that's a macro
00:12:48
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Dude, I love slapping the
Memorable Whistler Experiences and Social Reflections
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Think Fresh
gun. I did it so much when I lived in Australia in a van. Was it always a bag of white wine? It's always by the bay. Because in Australia, they don't really drink beer. They're not really a beer culture.
00:13:00
Think Fresh
a little bit of cocktails in Lake Sydney, they're all wine and cheap-ass wine. Because everyone drinks it. The wine prices in Australia are hella low. You can get like two liters for like $5. And always comes in a bag.
00:13:13
Think Fresh
Wow. I know. That's pretty great. So, yeah, we had one of those. And we ended up betting on BattleBots. Hell yeah. Like we just threw on whatever the fuck was on cable and ah BattleBots was going down and we were betting goons. Like, I'll bet you two two goons that Minotaur is going to win this round. Wow. And we would all just kind of chip in and you know place our chips right dude that is so fun yeah so it was it was a it was a good time so your best alternative in north america for a good big i've discovered is the hey y'all hard ice tea four liter bag which you can get at some like eclectic grocery stores
00:13:53
Think Fresh
Just like it's got a nice little like tap on it. Like like the water cooler at the office. Yeah. You just pour that shit right in your mouth. Give it a good spank. And it's got like a nice like reverb when you slap it. with a little move Just like the the woman we were just talking about in the park.
00:14:09
Think Fresh
Yeah. Give that a slap and it's. reverberating throughout the park. What's really common at Australian house parties is everyone brings their goon bag and then when you pass out, you use it as your pillow.
00:14:20
Think Fresh
It's like a little water bed. oh Hell yeah, right? That's awesome, dude. yeah You just take off your shorts and you like make a nice little pillowcase for it. Exactly. They party so much harder down there. That's fucking hilarious.
00:14:33
Think Fresh
That's kind of risky, though. like What if you roll over onto the spout and you kind of like let it spray and the lanai... It's like, did I wet myself or I just roll over till him to the goon bags? I had another wet dream last night. I gooned all over the place. gooned everywhere. Yeah, that's wild. That's sick, dude. Yeah, the goon bag's great. So everyone brings their own four leaders and then you... ah do you kind of rotate or do you do you stick to your own? So the most common game is because they they they they party so hard, right? They just fly through these bags. Right. um
00:15:04
Think Fresh
You know how there's sometimes those backyard clotheslines that are are in a circle and you can rotate them. yep Yeah, yeah, they'll hang it from there and like spin it around. It's like kind of like spin the bottle what with the moon bag.
00:15:16
Think Fresh
That's great. Slop, slap, slap, slap, slap. You know how in Italy other places in Europe, they have like clotheslines that are shared between apartments. So you just kind of like when it's laundry day, you just kind of wheel it over to your side.
00:15:27
Think Fresh
there should totally be like a spurn off ice goon bag situation where just kind of like wheel over a bag of wine hell yeah bring up bring up your friend and be like hey check check your window and there's a fucking goon bag ready to go dude yeah hitting hitting your friend's apartment like a kamikaze broom gonna bunker bust that with a goon bag yeah i'm dropping a b52 open up open up yeah dude that's crazy Well, that's fun for you. i The only thing interesting that happened to me... Jagoon and Whistler?
00:15:57
Think Fresh
ah You know, I didn't, i didn't but what I shucked around and found out. ah you shucked? I shucked. You shucking and fucking over in Whistler? That's a fact. um i was at the fairmont chateau fairmont uh lobby and they had oysters pei sun seekers like on special market price so we ordered around and these shucks dude were the biggest oysters i've ever seen they were like three inches long uh so girthy like minimum two bites to have one you couldn't just swallow them whole i did see this on your snap story ty you were bragging about the size of the oysters that you were shopping there i was blown away by these shots uh eric i don't know if you've ever had to chew an oyster like actually like bite it and like taste it and eat every part of it usually like the gross ones you can buy in a jar at costco are like but that size which i don't love
00:16:53
Think Fresh
Well, i this is the thing is I realized I hate oysters. I used to love a cheat. Like a what's great about them is there's this like devious little shock happening where you're like, I know this is kind of gross, but like, oh, hell yeah. I love it because it's just kind of quick.
00:17:07
Think Fresh
It's like a little hit of tequila. Right. But if you really have to eat the whole thing, it's like you're like mo like your mouthwashing with tequila. It's just too much oyster happening. Mm hmm. So I see what you mean. it's It's turned me off. It's turned me off the entire like sea critter genre for the time being.
00:17:25
Think Fresh
That's the thing, ty You just got to like, you got to love the game. You got to be into that fishy, gross, briny flavor. Like that's whole point. You would. You're a like a freaky little Mediterranean boy.
00:17:36
Think Fresh
yeah You got to, got to enjoy the, the fruits of the sea, you know, the fruit, the maria, I get it now. hmm. Yeah, it's, uh, there's going to be some unpleasant moments in there, but you just kind of have to roll with it because you're getting a mouthful of ocean. Yeah, when the harvest is bountiful, you have to, you have to respect that.
00:17:56
Think Fresh
Dude, this father cannot stop watching us. He just looked again. Yeah, he's going, he's like, fuck, are they doing like a Joe
Jeff Bezos' Wedding: Opulence and Dynamics
00:18:02
Think Fresh
Rogan marathon over there? Yeah, he wants, every guy wants to be us, it turns out. yeah If, if your, uh, half Friday afternoon spent watching children play at a water park.
00:18:11
Think Fresh
Mm-hmm. I'm telling you, dude, he he regrets starting a family. I think he wants to be with the boys for sure. Oh, for sure. He's looking again. He's looking again. Wow. He's like <unk>s like, Dad, what are you thinking about right now? He's like, I don't want to be here.
00:18:29
Think Fresh
His kid's wearing in the ah the retardation helmet. yeah yeah it's like like physically he's sitting on a picnic blanket but mentally he wants to be in the back seat talking about mike white going on the 50th anniversary of survivor yeah dude is that a real thing that's the real thing he's coming back oh yeah this guy likes survivor yeah uh uh so pop culture uh jeff bezos got married
00:18:56
Think Fresh
i don't know what truck that is, but it's kind of cool. Yeah, that's cool. um Bezos. Yeah, he's ah officially tied the knot. Dude, America's most eligible bachelor is finally locked down. Sorry, ladies.
00:19:07
Think Fresh
Sorry, ladies. Bezos is booked. Yeah. Did you see his ah wedding shenanigans? yeah I see he he reserved an entire city of Venice, which is awesome.
00:19:20
Think Fresh
So crazy. Yeah, I saw a stat somewhere that 90 private jets landed in Venice that day. That's wild. Pretty cool. Yeah, he's got quite a ah wealthy entourage of a guest list. I wonder what the cumulative net worth of that guest list is.
00:19:37
Think Fresh
It's probably... most of the world's GDP yeah I mean can you imagine dude yeah one one kind of freaky little thing I noticed was there was a phone party on a yacht yeah that was weird um do you think phone parties should be allowed in 2025 like are we just kind of past that at this point we're so past phone parties, but I don't know what the alternative is now.
00:20:03
Think Fresh
Like, is it just listening lounges? Like, is that all we're doing now is listening parties and coffee shop raves?
00:20:12
Think Fresh
Cause that's not better. i don't know. i just found the invitation to this wedding. Oh, really? It seems like a, like a rare thing to be looking at. him Wait, wow. Dude, this looks like it was made in Canva.
00:20:26
Think Fresh
Yeah. Graphic design is my passion. Okay, what do we got here? What do we got here? we are It says we have only one request. Please, no gifts. That makes sense. Instead, we're making contributions in your honor and with gratitude.
00:20:42
Think Fresh
but Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Donating to the UNESCO Venice office. Yeah, great. which is pretty cool i i would say keep the lagoon i guess low it's funny because they like melted a bunch of ice caps just flying the 90 private jets there and we lost like two ice caps that day so the lagoon water is going up but then they're offsetting that by contributing monetarily to unesco venice i'd say it's a wash oh I would say it's a wash.
00:21:12
Think Fresh
They're definitely having mean to wash all that foam off of the off of the piazza because, ah you know, high Thai brought that foam into the city. Dude. Acqua Alta. I feel like this wedding is kind of breaking our conventional media because...
00:21:27
Think Fresh
ah it's so over the top and like so rich that everyone has to kind of report on it and they're all trying to like figure out their take like we got Vogue talking about Jeff Bezos' as wedding Vogue should have no place there you know it should be TechCrunch reporting on Jeff Bezos' wedding you know Fast Company not Vogue surely they have more like like and not important but like artistic pursuits to explore disagree Ty fashion now is just see and be seen you know it's all about who is going where and doing what it's like you think bezos is great friends with kim kardashian like there's no way hell yeah there's no way i don't even know that might have been the first time they met yeah like why would leonardo dicaprio wait like go to jeff bezos wedding it doesn't make any sense unless he's the richest guy in the world you know
00:22:20
Think Fresh
Yeah, you're right. You're right. It's a little redeeming quality about
Bar Culture and Social Implications
00:22:24
Think Fresh
him. Dude, all of these people are at this wedding because they're just like, they just want a piece of the pie. Yeah. ah Like he's not there because Jeff is just like a great hang. you know i think Jeff Bezos would make a terrible podcast hang.
00:22:38
Think Fresh
Yeah, he thinks he's ah he thinks he's funny or something. doesn't You can tell he thinks he's funny. I think when you youre like when you have his... Physical disposition you gotta be funny.
00:22:50
Think Fresh
Yeah, I mean he's been hitting the decreatine though that's true yeah You haven't seen his uh, I mean, it's not recent anymore, but his glow up. Yeah, he's more ripped than me. I guess Dude, isn't that crazy? Jeff could beat you up Jeff could beat me out the socks sunock You gotta hit the gym. I gotta get that ab surgery that Drake got Did you see there was like a wine pop up in Brooklyn or something where you had if in order to get in as a man, you had to be able to bench 135 pounds for three reps.
00:23:19
Think Fresh
That's true. um Women got in free, obviously. Obviously. I think it's kind of a cool concept because you're going to turn away lot of dudes. And so ideally, the ratio would be quite good.
00:23:30
Think Fresh
Yeah, that's true. And i think you're also going to like create a vibe because men are what kind of like can make or break a vibe at a bar.
00:23:41
Think Fresh
Yeah, like I think women will make the vibe great no matter what, but yeah the wrong type of dude in your establishment is going to ruin it like the bachelor party. of We really needed this at Whistler because the ratio at Buffalo Bills was absolutely torched.
00:23:57
Think Fresh
Oh, I bet. We popped in a little early at like 11 and it was like 70% female, which was a nice thing to see all wearing various colors of cowgirl hats. Then we're like, okay, we'll we'll come back after dinner.
00:24:11
Think Fresh
Go to dinner, come back. And it's like completely 180, rule, guys and... eighty twenty rule but guise and It was okay. I don't know. It's fine. Girls know better at this point. In 2025, the girls, know girlies know better. They're going home at nine. You know, they go out early, they catch happy hour and they head home because after 10 PM, it's only the goons coming out.
00:24:32
Think Fresh
They don't want to associate themselves. I understand. I don't either. Yeah. There was, a I think we crushed several buckets of Coronas there. You got to embrace it, right? If it's just the boys. Every once, every time i'm like halfway down to beer, another bucket shows up and it's fucking hilarious.
00:24:48
Think Fresh
um But we got into this game where we started, i don't know what it's called, but you just like smack the top of the other guy's beer bottle. Oh, so funny with a Corona. Those things, they fucking explode. Yeah, I did.
00:24:59
Think Fresh
I smoked one of the groomsmen's beer and he fucking sprayed down the entire bar, dude. hell yeah that shit fucking hit the ceiling and it was like sprayed into the crowd it's so fucking funny dude that shit is so good yeah and that is a simple simple humor you know yeah nothing beats that ah no knock knock joke can top that one it's so satisfying to like land a perfect hit you don't even need to land a good one so a light cap and you send her it looks like that water park yeah literally yeah
00:25:31
Think Fresh
i haven't laughed that hard in simple pleasures for sure absolutely oh fuck wow so what was most debaucherous thing you did in whistler was it uh staying up past 11 yeah i had devious shock stayed up past 11 i what else did i do
00:25:50
Think Fresh
Oh, overspent on cocktails. Cocktails are out of control, dude. Especially at lobby bars. Like if you went to the Fairmont lobby bar and you had a cocktail, like you're you're spending 25. Easily.
00:26:03
Think Fresh
And they're not even, i think the mixologists are getting lazy. They're not even coming up with new stuff now. It's all riffs on the classics. Yeah. You know, like this is just a gimlet. And you know what, dude? Like, okay, you're really hitting the fucking price gouge multiplier here because you're going to Whistler.
00:26:20
Think Fresh
Yeah. You're going to the Fairmont. Yeah. um And you're getting a cocktail. yeah So, like, all these things are just contributing We're off happy hour. And it's off hours. But Whistler just loves the price gouge. I noticed, like, dude I paid $12 for a Guinness.
00:26:35
Think Fresh
And that was... That's deep. Disheartening. And I bet it wasn't even a true client. No G display either. They don't need, they stripped the G off it. Got the off-brand mugs. Yeah. Oof. I wonder if it's just like years of dishwashing that removed the G. so Maybe it's a sign of like a weathered, long-lasting institution. Yeah, yeah.
00:26:54
Think Fresh
I mean, it was at Dublin Gate, so you know a lot of lads are ordering the G there. Oh yeah, dude. Iconic. Yeah. that Our server was pretty funny. He was like, definitely got some midget in him.
00:27:07
Think Fresh
And he brought over like 12 Guinnesses and he's like, oh, lads, it's a beautiful sight to see in it. sure was i feel like you gotta put some respect on our short kings yeah but now i got a caesar salad for lunch not even full size like lunch size 20 28 dollars oh no in the whistler patio beacon pub yeah fuck insane there what an insane place yeah i mean i had like a hundred dollar steak so Well, that could be a fair price. to pay of it was It was probably the nicest restaurant in Whistler, Wild Blue.
00:27:42
Think Fresh
Shout out to the groom's parents for that one they're they're you're They paid for that. My landlord paid for my Caesar salad. Dang, your landlord is running up the tab at Longhorn, isn't he? Yeah. Did you end up at Longhorn at all? No, I did not. Longhorn's so funny. It's like it's like a ah war zone there. People are like climbing on things. There's girls running around shooting like foam guns. and like like There keeps smoke shooting out of like pipes everywhere whenever the beat drops.
00:28:14
Think Fresh
and literally like This is the closest thing you're going to get to like the Ukrainian front line. but In Canada, at least. Yeah, that's true. Um, one of our mutual friends joined the forces. i't know if you caught that on Instagram.
00:28:25
Think Fresh
No, I didn't. Oh shit. Yeah, I did. Yeah. We have a mutual that is in the armed forces now. That was a weird pivot. Hey, yeah. Just had a daughter. Yeah.
Life Choices: Army vs. Podcasting
00:28:35
Think Fresh
Like this guy had a daughter like two years ago and now he's like posing with her with like an M16.
00:28:40
Think Fresh
Men will do anything to not have to raise their kids.
00:28:45
Think Fresh
No, you know what? Pat Lee ran up and he had to go back to work. I got to get out of here. And he's like, you know what? I'm actually not going to to work. I'm actually going to go die in the field. I would rather not. I'm not going to work and I'm not going to raise you. I'm going to leave.
00:28:56
Think Fresh
Yeah. Isn't that amazing? Like, I bet you our father that's currently laying cross-legged on a picnic blanket and looking over at us. but He's thought about joining the army too to escape this suburban kind of travesty he's found himself in.
00:29:10
Think Fresh
Yeah, there's two classes of men. Either they join the forces or they start a podcast. Wow.
Conclusion and Listener Engagement
00:29:15
Think Fresh
um Thank you for your service, Eric. Yeah, dude, I support my veterans. Yeah. Wow, so...
00:29:23
Think Fresh
I guess it's time to reload our M16s and fire off into a desert, right? I think so. Breadheads, thank you for listening. It's always a joy to speak with you, grab your napkin, and unwrap this weekend with us.
00:29:40
Think Fresh
Yeah, absolutely. All right, let's drop our tactical nuke. See ya.