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Ty & Eric discuss Subway’s tip-your-boss policy, eating at the lesser known ‘Domway’, swinging with other people’s Airpods, crashing out after leaving a Subway, where you would add an extra inch, the peculiarities of Russian Subway, whether Fogal practiced Jester’s Privilege on Epstein Island, belly busting your stomach with Bomber beer, ordering a side of banana peppers, and whether SubBoy is a real spinoff franchise.
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Near-Miss Incident with Speeding Mitsubishi
00:00:52
Think Fresh
Once again, breadheads, we find ourselves patio side clink, sipping on ice-cold lager. A bosh. It's Friday, mate. It's Friday, and it's a good Friday.
00:01:06
Think Fresh
The sun is shining. The laptops are open. The mic is on the patio, and the beer is in my... The beer is belly-busting me
00:01:17
Think Fresh
right now. I'm belly-busted by this bomber beer. That's right. um Ty, that's right. Dude, like five minutes ago. Actually, let's start let's start at the very beginning. Ten minutes ago, we had the most life-changing experience, I would say.
00:01:33
Think Fresh
You mean when you almost killed me in your photo? One speeding Mitsubishi almost took out the entire podcast. Isn't that crazy? yeah We were trying to leave the subway parking lot when we were almost clipped by a road ranger.
00:01:50
Think Fresh
A freaking road th thrasher dude this guy was going probably 110 on a zone for sure like this guy was absolutely going crazy they clearly skipped lunch that's the best hypothesis i have yeah he was that's the literal lunch rush um he is the one man one man rush so the lunch rush isn't just a lot of people getting lunch at the same time it's you rushing to lunch Well, the lunch rush should be called the lunch race because a do or die situation.
00:02:23
Think Fresh
You want to be the first in line because you're not only are you getting your food first, but you're also getting to, you're getting your sandwich artists when they're their freshers. You're getting the fresh veggies and fresh artists.
00:02:35
Think Fresh
Everyone is on their ay A game and this full stamina bar, you know, no lives lost. Yeah, the HP levels are high and I ain't talking about the HP sauce.
00:02:46
Think Fresh
Hell yeah. So anyways, we pull out of Subway. This guy is fucking laying on the horn. When I started pressing the gas pedal to move, there was no one sight.
00:02:58
Think Fresh
yeah And then as soon as I start going, I see this fucking car just rip out of nowhere, lay on the horn. I slam on the brakes. He goes by me. i lay on the horn later. Like a delayed bitch. The little tiny toot after the whole issues was all... I'm um'm infamous for that, dude. It's like, I got T-boned 10 seconds ago. My delayed reaction time hits him with the... Oh, fuck! Hey, wait a minute. I think I just... I think it's a gullible personality trait. You know you don't realize you being you're being swindled by traffic.
00:03:30
Think Fresh
Yeah, look at this guy. Not at exercising free will here. He's just simply reacting to his environment. What a loser. Yeah, stick with your brain. Yeah. But anyways, we survived to tell the tale here. And now we are celebrating life with a beer.
00:03:45
Think Fresh
Yeah, but dude, I've been nothing but a blundering... um I'm blundering everything since then. We got out of the car and I accidentally stole Eric's AirPods. Two pairs of AirPods in my hand. I...
00:03:56
Think Fresh
and I tripped and I threw them on the ground. now Well, here's the thing. I don't know how the fuck you ended up with my AirPods in your pocket. yeah Did you take them off of the table when we left?
00:04:07
Think Fresh
I'm just a klecto. I think that might be it, actually. Yeah. yeah Because i had them on on the table at Subway. And then when we got up to leave, i feel like you probably thought they were yours and put them in your pocket.
00:04:18
Think Fresh
I'm not a klepto, I swear. I'm just stupid. So you stole from me and I had no idea. Yeah. i would have went home AirPod-less. It's true. And then i you would have got to go a whole weekend without AirPods. That would have hard That would have sucked, dude. I have to listen to stuff.
00:04:31
Think Fresh
You have to listen to your wife. Yeah. can use the noise control to walk her out. Yeah, I can't drown out my surroundings with Joe Rogan, and
Tipping Practices at Subway
00:04:42
Think Fresh
unfortunately. Exactly.
00:04:43
Think Fresh
Theo Vaughn. Can't fall asleep to Sleepy Joe in your ear. Yeah, so then we get out of the car, and Ty's like, wait, which AirPods case is yours? And he's holding two.
00:04:54
Think Fresh
And then i i go, I think it's this one, and then proceeds to drop both on the ground. i was I was like 100% confident I knew which one was mine, because mine's... got some nice ah degradation in the paint.
00:05:06
Think Fresh
Yeah, every case has some good patina and every pod, every lucid has a nice build up in the cave system, you know? And it's like how the build up occurs over many uses. It's unique to everybody.
00:05:23
Think Fresh
Exactly. But that all went out the window when they, we you hit shuffle, literally. That's true. threw them both on the ground, they exploded. We had AirPods, Lucy's everywhere. It was a real shock and effect.
00:05:35
Think Fresh
Yeah. It was so comical, dude. I feel like it, like, what a, like a tech, like, it feels like a tech pro sitcom when you're just, like, throwing the AirPods on the ground and they're exploding all around so it's possible that I have Ty's right AirPod and he has my right AirPod.
00:05:49
Think Fresh
But that's fine. We've shared more things than AirPods. We shared 500 episodes together. You can have my AirPods, dude. Fuck yeah. Yeah, some people swap spit. We swap pods, and that's okay.
00:06:04
Think Fresh
Some people swap wipes. you know We swap pet dogs. This is a podgamous podcast. It is. That was good.
00:06:15
Think Fresh
Thank you. um But anyways, we're sitting at the brewery now. um And we have some news, actually. we do. We do have some news. Wait, what's our news? Well, it's actually not news. its This should come as no surprise.
00:06:27
Think Fresh
But I read on the Vancouver subreddit that Subway, um the tips don't go to the employees at Subway. No way. Actually? Yeah. So um you're tipping the franchisee, the owner of the joint.
00:06:42
Think Fresh
So when I give my sandwich artist 25 cents for doing a good job with the cucumbers, I was like, we're doing the cucumbers today, buddy. Good boy. Here's quarter. I'm actually giving it to the owner. Good boy. You want to tweet, tweet? Here's a quarter.
00:06:58
Think Fresh
like Buy yourself a bit of a but a bite of cookie. Yeah, so that quarter is going straight into the wine collection of the French IZONER Thai. The sandwich artists, even though they're the ones who earned the thing, earned the tip, they they're not getting a sense of it.
00:07:14
Think Fresh
Pun intended. I can't believe that. I didn't realize that that was even an eco-lum of tips. It's not, I don't think. But this is city-wide subway practice, enough to have it blow up online.
00:07:26
Think Fresh
Well, I wouldn't say blow up. It has 300 upvotes on Reddit. 300 angry artists. Are you in the ice right now? That's right. um And the post goes like this, Ty.
00:07:37
Think Fresh
This person, OP, asked employees at two different subway locations in town whether they received the tips um that can be tipped over debit or credit. And ah in both cases, they said they don't see any of it.
00:07:51
Think Fresh
So it's a sample size of two, but it's 100% those sampled. I'm trying to believe that then. i mean I mean, the trend is none of them are getting any tips. It's not all looking good, no. um Which is apparently illegal, according to the top voted comment.
00:08:07
Think Fresh
Oh my, this is my brain at work here. well we don't have We don't need real, like, facts anymore. We just need somebody to say it sternly and not believe anything. I believe it as well.
00:08:17
Think Fresh
um So, Ty, as people who hold the power in this situation, you know, me and you are patrons of Subway, how are we going to protest this? Are we going to stop going Subway?
00:08:29
Think Fresh
Are we going to start tipping cash? What are we going to do here? Well, as a non-tipper at Subway, it really doesn't affect me. haven't given the owner a cent.
00:08:39
Think Fresh
But I still am not happy with it. I think Fresh advocates for a little guy in all situations. we're We're pro six inch. Six inch man. So like I think what we should do is I think we should slip our sandwich artist a cheeky $10 bill.
00:08:55
Think Fresh
Holy shit. Just blessed. I think maybe the manager, the guy that like, I mean, whoever's working that day is the manager because there's only employee ever. You're top, middle and bottom of the food stack.
00:09:06
Think Fresh
Yeah. um It's a real entrepreneurial setup they have there. and Maybe we should tip our guy like a few bucks. i think five each is good. That's like an hour's worth of work for him. Basically. After tax, right? so like Yeah, if you really think about it. And especially if and they're on a recurring basis.
00:09:23
Think Fresh
You know when you like get your first drink at the bar, you want to tip big on that one so your bartender is a bit more like... Right. free Starts free porn. Exactly. Kind is the same with a sandwich or a sandwich. If you're coming back weekly, first first visit, throw him a generous tip.
00:09:39
Think Fresh
He will be generous with the bell peppers as a result. That's right. I wonder what he thought last time when we walked in and then walked straight out. i don't I didn't see who was working that day, but we made a game time decision to not eat.
00:09:52
Think Fresh
think that was for the best, though. It might be good in um preservation of our regular status there to just do some more drive-bys like that. Just pop in, dab them up, say hello. Bring them like a donut from down the street and be on our way. and Tips don't have to be cash.
00:10:07
Think Fresh
Whoa, you're right. I think he would love that. like You know when you dab up the owner of a restaurant, it's like you'd feel like a million bucks after that, right? For sure. just let We should bless this guy with a six-pack of lime lager.
00:10:18
Think Fresh
We should totally do that in front of his boss. Because I think like... I mean, it could go two ways. He could be like, wow, this sandwich artist is really putting effort, right? Like he's making relationships.
00:10:29
Think Fresh
He's making good sandwiches. getting tips. Or he could get fired for... but under the presumption that he's not working and he's chatting too much. Right, right, right. Sometimes it could be a conflict of interest to the business to be lobbied by gifts.
00:10:43
Think Fresh
Or, yeah, or just like have fun at work. Yeah, that's true. If you're having fun at work, your employer is always on edge. Yeah. sir They're like, wait a minute, that sounds like seems too much fun. Something must be wrong. then I think I'm being taken advantage of. My employees are happy.
00:10:59
Think Fresh
That's a great point. Never be happy at work. Never always be miserable. Yeah. You should ever smile at your boss. You should only wear underwear with holes in it to work. Like save the good underwear for the weekend. No, that's true. You never want to show up as successful, happy, healthy, any of that.
00:11:16
Think Fresh
You should be absolutely miserable. absolutely And the only thing that brings you joy it is your job. who If every sandwich artist faked it like that, I think they'd be allowed to keep their tips. Yeah. Because it would be truly charitable then.
00:11:29
Think Fresh
Yeah. And when your boss asks you, like, you know, how you're doing, you got to say, oh, I'm great now. right now that i'm here providing sam sandwich shareholder value sandwich holder value whose holder um but every time we go there we're a sandwich holder that's true it's good to be a sandwich holder it is it's great to have that economic freedom to choose to eat or not eat just to be a slice in the loaf of bread or a slice on the wall
00:11:59
Think Fresh
yeah They're in the Trulia slices on the wall. We've seen those pictures. Yeah. Tomato, cucumber, name name your veggie. Yeah. Or bread. Tipping has been a longstanding issue, a point of contingency on Think Fresh podcast. And I think that like with this news, Eric, it just makes me, it's the first time I've swayed a little closer to the pro tip mindset.
00:12:21
Think Fresh
this conversation yeah because damn oh hear me out because now i realize like the sandwich artist is being like we knew they didn't have a good but now we knew that also their boss is against them like it's not just me like me and the boss are ganging up on this person and like every day it's a two man right yeah i don't want two man though like i don't feel like that's that's not in my i don't have that demon in me you know That's really funny. I just want and want to see everyone happy.
00:12:53
Think Fresh
Well, Ty, I think we can vote with our wallet. you know i think if we just stop going, I think the franchise owner will suffer the most when inevitably their business closes down.
00:13:03
Think Fresh
Right. But the sandwich artist, like, he's got pretty diverse skill set. Like, he can go slice meats at a deli. You know i mean? That's true. Like, he can... What? Does slicing milk meat a soft or hard skill?
00:13:17
Think Fresh
Or does it depend on the meat? Yeah. I think depends on the meat, Ty. If we're going thin mortadella, that's a hard skill. a hard skill. Yeah, yeah. Soft skill, I would say, is fraternizing with the patrons.
00:13:29
Think Fresh
Knowing what 100 grams is. Yeah, yeah. Because you can get away with 105, you know? Yeah, yeah. But, like, what's what's the threshold there? Is it different for everybody? Or if you, like, hit 135, are you sending that meat back? And you're going back to the slicer.
00:13:42
Think Fresh
Well, Ty, as somebody who has experience with this exact thing, um I think it really... it can It can work for you if you are overensitive overly sensitive to the threshold.
00:13:55
Think Fresh
So for example, if I throw 110 grams on and you ask for 100, if I point to and say 110, okay, that just builds more trust between you and I. Because obviously it's okay. yeah But the fact that ask for such a small number, like it just shows that I take my job seriously. Right, the sensitivity to the matter is a signal of good customer service. Yeah, obviously because obviously if it's I have to ask you.
00:14:19
Think Fresh
I think it should prices of right rules where it's like free if you go over. Anything over is free? Yeah. I think that's fair. Or anything over is on the house. Right. Kind of like got up Red Robin when you get the milkshake and then they give you the like little bit that's left in the tin can. theway Yeah, bottom of the bucket.
00:14:37
Think Fresh
Like you want the sludge that was left over from the machine. It just dripped out. we don't know where it came from. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's a whack. Yeah, but it's always a nice little bonus. Like, it's like I paid for what's in the glass, but you're giving me like two more scoops of ice cream. It's entirely a psychological thing because like this has been a problem for years. They could have decades.
00:14:55
Think Fresh
They could have made the glass bigger. They had 20 years. its They had half a century to make the glass bigger. Right. And every single diner said, nah, we're going do we're going to give them a little extra because psychologically people feel like they're getting and like a cheeky deal.
00:15:12
Think Fresh
You're absolutely correct, Ty. And it's the same thing at, what's it called? ah Five Guys. They throw the extra fries in the bag. The peanuts and the fries. The fries run up over Five Guys.
00:15:23
Think Fresh
That's pretty special. it is special, Ty. So what subways play there? Like a little extra bag of banana peppers on the side? I saw that on the subreddit the other day.
00:15:34
Think Fresh
Someone got banana peppers on the side. It came in little bag. They just had a little snack pack of banana peppers. Wow. That's crazy. yeah If you accumulate enough veggies that way, you can just make one at home.
00:15:46
Think Fresh
Yeah. Every time you get a so sandwich, take one ingredient out, put it aside. And then after enough visits, you'll have enough to make whole new sandwich. Just collect whatever lands on your paper into a little baggie and then bring that home.
00:16:01
Think Fresh
And then you can make your own Subway at home. Yeah. The hand-me-down hoagie. Yeah. The drippings. The drippings. Yum. Yum. Yum. But yeah, it's a great it's a great psychological move to just be like making the customer think they're pulling one over on you and getting some extra goodies in the bag or whatever.
00:16:20
Think Fresh
Yeah, I agree. It's good shit. With that in mind, I think every foot long should be 13 inches. I think like that's a great move. Because every time you measure it, you're like, damn, it's called a foot long, but mine's a little bigger.
00:16:32
Think Fresh
I scored yet again. I got the extra nugget, you know? I mean, extra tim I mean, dude, when that happened to us when it was 12 and a half, we couldn't stop talking about I'm still talking about to people. I meet new people. I say, you got I got to tell you what happened last time.
00:16:44
Think Fresh
Yeah. Because like things don't just grow a little longer. Wait, that's not true. Eric, big news for Eric. Eric, you've got to tell the breadheads about what happened to you. know I grew a little longer. grew a little longer. Money got longer.
00:17:00
Think Fresh
no ah Ty's not wrong. And it's kind of weird that you remember this because it happened last week. But I went the doctors for the first time in a while. It's ah it's a first visit to a new doctor. So I got my biometrics you know scanned.
00:17:14
Think Fresh
I was on my Brian Johnson. was just going to say the jaunsification of body. Yeah, dude. I was like, we all got that blueprint.
00:17:22
Think Fresh
um But they measured my height. And i actually grew an inch since the last time I measured myself, which was probably years ago now.
Unexpected Height Growth
00:17:29
Think Fresh
You're an inch taller than your last doctor visit. Yeah. That's insane. Well, I don't know if I was measured by the doctor ever, so I'm surprised that they did it.
00:17:37
Think Fresh
But when I measure myself, I was six two like few years ago, probably. Yeah. And then as of last week, Ty, I'm six three That's crazy. didn't know that guys that were just allowed to have that happen.
00:17:49
Think Fresh
As a 30 year old, you can, turns out you can grow an inch still. It's pretty impressive, I would say. That's funny. That just kind of is a testament to your like creatine heavy, like style.
00:18:00
Think Fresh
I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I've been eat drinking a lot of protein shakes. um and Unfortunately, protein shakes don't come with a little extra scoop on the side. um But I did, yeah, I take lots of creatine and just been kind of I've also been hanging a lot. Like, when i do pull-ups, I'll warm up by doing a dead hang for like 30 seconds. Oh, a dead hang is supposed to really stretch that shit out.
00:18:21
Think Fresh
Yeah. and So maybe the dead hang just stretched my pussy out a little more. I imagine that, like, yeah. your Like, your spinal cord has got, like like, larger and larger gaps between the sections. Kind of like if you're like a frequent flosser, you can, like,
00:18:37
Think Fresh
You're flossing your spinal cord, essentially. Yeah, you can really widen that mouth hole. But yeah, and that's actually probably... like oh That's amazing. Thank you. yeah That's actually probably the biggest factor.
00:18:51
Think Fresh
So I would suggest, Ty, you every day just head down to your local gym and see how long you can hang for. I think 90 seconds is like, if you can do that, you're doing really well. That's a really good idea. I think it will.
00:19:03
Think Fresh
Yeah. um pretty good at hanging already. Yeah, we're hanging right now. And you I would say you're meeting expectations of the hangout. Feels good to meet expectations. I wouldn't know what that's like.
00:19:16
Think Fresh
Good boy. Good boy. Wow. i want Dude, I would love an extra inch. Every guy thinks they got it. Even the guys that got it good would even like an extra inch. 100%. be blessed with that is you want the genetic water in Everyone has a bit of body dysmorphia and they would like to be an extra inch taller. Just please, bro, just one more inch. extra inch in some direction.
00:19:39
Think Fresh
Yeah. but Both is great, too. like Every man knows where they put the inch. You know? If you could have a free inch, where would you put it? In your mouth or on your head? Yeah, I'm putting it on my lunch.
00:19:53
Think Fresh
Would you trade in a free six inch for six six inches on your height? Yeah, would think so. Why not? Yeah, right? That would be pretty good. Nice. Well, I'm also 200 pounds, so that was the other thing I measured. Pretty impressive, too, I would That's an increase as well. That's a big increase. That's a big increase. That's insane, dude.
00:20:11
Think Fresh
Yeah. 200 pounds, bro. It feels good. it's heavy It feels good to be like just a unit, you know? Yeah, dude. That's a lot of weight to throw on someone if you need to, you know? Right.
00:20:22
Think Fresh
You can throw that around. Yeah. And it ain't no feather. You ain't feather-like division anymore. You're the feather-heavy division. I see you're saying. If I was a boxer.
00:20:33
Think Fresh
Yeah, you're punching below your weight class in most instances. Yeah. What are the boxing ah weight classes? Let me check right now. Like 200 pounds. am i I'm not a heavyweight. Heavyweight's like 250, I think.
00:20:44
Think Fresh
Boxing weight. Does that make you a mid-weight? Something like that. Yeah, let me check the weight classes right now. The divisions are... a Minimum weight to heavy weight. yeah Can i just get like a break? Oh, here we go. Oh, there's so many, dude.
00:21:01
Think Fresh
Yeah, there's a lot. I tried looking this up before. I couldn't figure it out. Yeah, so when you weigh in there is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, there's eight divisions. I'm just going to quickly rip through them from the lightest to heaviest, okay? All right.
00:21:16
Think Fresh
It's not from... Oh, it's not a range frame. Oh, yeah, it is. Okay, so sorry. lightest is called flyweight. That's me. but What are the numbers here? Oh, we're talking 108 to 112 pounds.
00:21:30
Think Fresh
Okay. You're actually 108 pounds? No, I didn't. Okay. I didn't think so. yeah How much do you think I weigh? I'm going to guess 155. fifty five you're pretty close you're only six pounds off really 161 other way sorry no last so i telling muscle is heavier than fat and you're you're pretty lean guy you're vegetarian like got a lean yeah that's so funny want to double entendre there is yeah um
00:22:02
Think Fresh
Yeah, okay, anyways, i't I won't won't go deeper on that. So we're going increase by about five pounds for each division. That's how nuanced this is. So you're like, every every Big Mac you eat matters right now. Yeah.
00:22:16
Think Fresh
Flyweight, bantamweight, featherweight, lightweight, so now at like 130 to 135. Okay. Welterweight. middle weight, middle is considered 154 to 160.
00:22:31
Think Fresh
Light heavy weight and then heavy weight. So light heavy weight is 168 to 175 pounds. And heavy weight is over 200 pounds.
00:22:44
Think Fresh
So if you are something 199, I actually, there's no class here to, least on wikipedia.org. Have you heard of that website? Isn't it.com?
00:22:56
Think Fresh
Are they for profit now? Oh, tweener divisions. What does that mean? What's a tweener, Eric? I don't know, dude. Is there a twink division? yeah So if you're in the twink division, it's slightly different.
00:23:08
Think Fresh
You would be in cruiserweight or bridgerweight. You're kind of straddling the two. I think you want to be like the heaviest cruiserweight, which would be like 199. I think it's an advantage if you're on the heavier side. Yeah, for sure.
00:23:20
Think Fresh
um
00:23:23
Think Fresh
Yeah, I'm seeing the same thing. Wikipedia.org, over 200 pounds. I'm glad you found the same website. It's the top website. yeah um Who are these guys? I see. Yeah, 201.
00:23:35
Think Fresh
To be specific, I was 200.7. Oh, so you're actually in the heavyweight top division. You're the heaviest guy on the- I guess so, if you round up to 201.
00:23:46
Think Fresh
So I would get my ass kicked, is what we're saying, because I think that includes everyone who's heavier than 200, right? Yeah, so you you're dealing with 300-count guys. They have to cap it at some point. It's kind of like tax brackets. You know, at a certain wealth income, you're just like, yeah, you give us everything.
00:24:02
Think Fresh
Yeah, yeah. After a certain bracket, you're just like, okay, now commit tax fraud. Yeah, exactly. We know you'll get this under. your Yeah. um That's pretty crazy, though.
00:24:14
Think Fresh
like i don't i don't know if i don't know if I want to be a heavyweight, dude. Why not? They don't like that brand for you? No, i I like it, but if I were to have to fight a sumo wrestler, maybe I could win against sumo wrestler. At a certain point, you're just too big.
00:24:29
Think Fresh
Yeah, they're slow. If you can find their nuts, you can kick them. Yeah. i think I think the second heaviest weight is the ideal spot for you. and you want to be Because I think that's kind of a flex without being like, oh, this guy's a big dude.
00:24:42
Think Fresh
I'm the second heaviest boxing weight. That's cool. Well, since I'm not a fighter, I'm more of a lover. I would say being in a 200-pound group is where I would like to be. You're going to hug them until they tap out.
00:24:53
Think Fresh
Yeah. Yeah. You can scare them out of the rink by blowing them kisses. Yeah, exactly. They do that, right? there's ah There's a sport for that.
00:25:05
Think Fresh
Probably. Just try to gross each other out. Ty, one more thing I want to talk to you about. Yeah, hit me. Is there a Subboy by weight class? The Subboy weight class is definitely the lightest in the cleaner and quink
00:25:22
Think Fresh
leagues. Leagues. um There's a name of a sandwich shop in Russia that was called Subboy. And people are saying it is a Subboy ripoff. They thought initially that it was a rebrand of the Subway's over in Russia, Mother mother Russia, but it's actually just a single one-off use case.
00:25:40
Think Fresh
But what do what do you think, Ty? Subboy. I love the name. I think Subway's so funny. It really pays homage to Subway's roots. like Being a sub. That and also its legacy and association with boys historically.
00:25:55
Think Fresh
Damn. Fogel was on that plane, wasn't he? Fogel's on the list.
00:26:01
Think Fresh
He was famous at the right time to be on that list. That's crazy. There's no way he's not. There's no way he wasn't like, oh, we have a common interest. We should hang out. Yeah.
00:26:12
Think Fresh
Dude, you know Epstein would definitely be like jazz to hang out with Subway royalty, Jared Vogel. I think so. I think Epstein would be like, this guy's hilarious. And like, I kind of bring him around as like my novelty friend.
00:26:24
Think Fresh
Yeah. You know, he's like, I just have him as like the gesture and on my island. Right. It's kind of like when like Adam Sandler pops up in the background of people's photos. Just like, what is he doing here? Yeah, just adds flavor, you know?
00:26:36
Think Fresh
Yeah. Sweet onion sauce. Yeah, totally. um So yeah, Subboy. I love that. think That's so funny. I do remember when the conflict in Ukraine broke out, Subway was getting a lot of pressure to boycott Russia.
00:26:53
Think Fresh
And because we never checked our facts, I don't know if that ever came through or not, whether they actually did. How do you boycott Russia? By pulling out of you pull out their country? Were they even there to begin with?
00:27:03
Think Fresh
Yeah, yeah. and But the pull-up method works for boycotting anything. That's awesome. you think Vogel used a pullout method with the boys? I think so. Or maybe not with Mother Rush. He didn't pull out Mother Rush, and Mother Rush then broke the sub boy.
00:27:20
Think Fresh
Isn't that incredible? That's pretty amazing. So here's what i think happened. I think Big Way pulled out. Okay. But then, either that created ah space for a new boy to be birthed, or Subway then re-entered the market under a different name because they're froth and hungry and they still want to feed those Russian mouths.
00:27:42
Think Fresh
It's kind of like god when God died so Jesus could live, you know? Exactly. so Subway was deported so Subway could feed... Could become a legal citizen. Could she become an entity under Russian law. Yeah, could get his green spinach card. exactly Wow, that's sick. Thank you.
00:27:59
Think Fresh
um Ty, fun sentence I want to read to you from this article. and mean If you've clicked on this article, you probably already know that sub is short for submissive. That is exactly what i thought it stood for.
00:28:10
Think Fresh
Cool. A BDSM term that references a person who desires to relinquish control and be directed by their partner, who is usually referred to as a Dom.
Humorous 'Subboy' and 'Dom' Speculation
00:28:20
Think Fresh
we So two questions, Ty.
00:28:23
Think Fresh
um Does this mean that you can't choose your veggies at Subboy? Or is there does it leave an opening for a Dom way?
00:28:32
Think Fresh
Yeah, that should be. It does imply the existence of a Dom. That's wild, dude. I love when the Daily Mail attempts to define BDSM terms for a general audience.
00:28:46
Think Fresh
Yeah. like Just so you know, this is what sub means. yeah um But also, as someone who doesn't relinquish control at Subway, like we choose what we like to put on our sandwich.
00:28:58
Think Fresh
um What do think that happens? What happens at Subboy? Like, are they simply choosing off of menu and they can't alter the ingredients? Or what do you think is going on deep inside Russia right now? That's true. Yeah.
00:29:10
Think Fresh
I guess in that type of political environment, you walk in, you are assigned a sandwich. Maybe you give them a stamp of some sort. Like maybe you're putting some sort of like sandwich cast, like you're a part of the tuna cast or maybe the like the teriyaki cast. And you're just, that's your sandwich. Yeah.
00:29:29
Think Fresh
You show your identification, you eat your 12 or 13 inches, and you're on your wedding. They use the metric system there, I'm sure. 30 centimeters. You eat your 30 centimeters. um Ty, another thing i want to talk to you about is I would feel like we're not living up to our journalistic integrity here if we didn't bring this up.
00:29:49
Think Fresh
um But in Russia, Ty... ah This country has recently aligned the LGBTQ plus peoples to terrorists and extremists.
00:30:00
Think Fresh
So they're they're lumped in with the bad guys in Russia, legally speaking. They think the gay guys are bad? I think gays are bad, Ty. Oh, that sucks. Don't let all their fun and funny. They have the best playlists on Spotify. They have great playlists. They have great taste in interior design.
00:30:20
Think Fresh
So yeah, kind of... kind of crazy. I don't know what why where I was going with that one, but I thought important to bring up. Yeah, and I wonder why. like i don't I mean, I've clearly never been to Moscow, but I just feel like ah did maybe Mr. Putin have a bad experience there?
00:30:37
Think Fresh
With a sub? I learned the truth. i was he with a subb i learned that you gayating the other day You think ah Vlad was gay-bated?
00:30:48
Think Fresh
I don't really think it. Okay, maybe I didn't learn the truth. I don't know how it works. Dude, I think Vlad is the one doing the gay-bating, if we're being honest. You've seen that guy shirtless on a horse before. That's true. I just assumed that was a CGI. Mm-hmm.
00:31:01
Think Fresh
but I'll tell you what's not CGI, Ty. Right here, him and Zelensky having a nice little freak off at the Coldplay concert. Oh, wow. That's amazing. Yeah, dude. This is factual evidence I'm presenting to right now. so sick. I can't believe that this hasn't become more of famous freaking Coldplay affair.
00:31:17
Think Fresh
I mean, it's pretty popular, i would say. It's pretty popular, but i like to actually see some visual media that is ripping on the internet feels really refreshing. It feels like old school meme-ing. We're in like such an AI slop era of meme-ing that that feels fresh.
00:31:30
Think Fresh
I like that. It is certified fresh.
00:31:35
Think Fresh
Anyways, Ty, I think it's time to grab another round here. So why don't we close off and... get to the ordering. Yes. Excellent idea. Breadheads, thank you for listening. Happy Friday.
00:31:45
Think Fresh
Thank you, everybody. Cheers.