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On this episode of WTF News we bring you of course Florida man and the mandatory penis stories
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Show Introduction and Banter
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Hello o everybody!
Holiday Season Discussions
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It is what the fuck news, it is Wednesday and that means it's home day. Yeah. I see you're super enthused over there, sir.
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a Yay. Yay. Pump day. It's. I know. It's okay. It's only **** Wednesday. Uh this is. It's what's a **** Wednesday is what it is. **** is. Hey, man to that. Uh of course, it is what the **** news uh as Click Click just said, it's what the **** Wednesday. Don't forget, follow us everywhere at Bio.link slash a nonsensical network your Social media needs we are there and of course you can while you're there You can check out our merchandise at nonsensical dash nonsense dot my spread shop calm. How you doing today, buddy? Good we're back on YouTube So yeah I saw you were go live on YouTube yesterday. So are you come downstairs? Yeah
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and now we're all to do again thank you very much yeah at last all everybody conscious seven but Call the Communist And now we're Thank you very much.
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No, you're like a girl for baseball call me a bitch like 13 or 14 more time a long time to see how you been really I feel like I haven't seen chocolate forever Well, he's working 16-hour shifts right now kind of time kind of doing the Christmas thing, you know, keep telling you, you should move to Florida because there's a lot of people in there he can take care of as a corrections officer, I'm just saying. Oh, I'm sure you would take care of them all right. Oh yeah, he would. Written the old prison wallet. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. but Well, you know, it's the Christmas season, sir.
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It is the Christmas season. I have Christmas news for you guys tonight. I have a Christmas story and it is the greatest of all time. Uh, of course being Christmas, uh, one of my favorite Christmas movies is the Christmas story and I'll fight it, but it's so different. And that's why you're an asshole. Uh, however, I, you know, I gotta, I gotta say this, I'll put the movie, what it, I'll give the movie credit for what it is.
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But being 43, I said I was 42 last night and my show got interrupted. Austin came back and she was like, Nick, you said you're 43. Oh my God. That's okay. On my birthday, my son said, so what are you like 70? And he just woke up from that coma yesterday. Yeah. So, uh, 43 years old and, and, uh, the fact that for the last,
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40 years. TBS has played that plus year. So I understand that movie came out in what, the early eighties. Uh, actually I have, I have the answer, uh, as soon as I find it, um, I'm just over it it's because it is 41 years old, that movie by the way. Yeah. Because TBS just play, they play 24 seven, like literally.
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I'm over it. You know, it was fun when it first came out. It was fun. The first hundred times I've seen it. Now I'm just over it. Now I hate it. Now it's the worst movie of of of of all time. Well, this Friday, this Friday, we're watching be the greatest this Friday on Not Such a Chill. Blaze and I are watching the greatest Christmas movie ever, Die Hard. Lethal Weapon? No, we're watching Die Hard. Lethal Weapon is also a Christmas movie. We're not doing it this year. We're going to do it next year.
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You know, MK, I thought they did do something with the original patch that was still alive. They did. It's called another Christmas story. And it's Ralphie as an adult. ah It's...
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I started to watch it. It's not good. It's it's so horrible. You know, there's something to say about not going back to the well because that well is dry, but As I said, I love that movie and screw you because you don't think it's good. But a Florida man decided to, and I quote, start a decorating contest in his neighborhood, created a 20 foot tall lamp from the movie in his yard. He needs to ask it.
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It also has a six foot tall Ralphie hugging him in the bunny suit. Oddly enough, his HOA doesn't care, because it's just for Christmas. I was like, this your HOA is weak. My HOA would beat you. But that but I don't know.
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Let's be honest, that is the best part of the movie when when the dad gets the lamp, gets that lamp and he's like, fragile. That is the best part of the movie. so yeah But I want one of those lamps.
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But my favorite one is there there was a cruise ship about three weeks ago. that was tilting at 45 degrees due to a storm. And it was off the coast, obviously. And it was tilting at 45 degrees due to the storm. And the band, I think the band works for us because they started playing My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion in the lobby.
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And I was like, you know what? I'm not mad at you fuckers. I would be like, well played. Well played. I thought that was cute. That is not a floater story. But yeah, it was a freak storm, so to speak. And they they just started rocking out. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.
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madam adam i guess what Well, I I haven't I have another story that I know you're not gonna be mad at but go ahead I was gonna say I think that should be mandatory on cruise ships ah anytime they get into a storm or You know anything? hand any close call and Yeah any mechanical issues or anything like that I think that the cruise van should automatically Well, you know there's actually a lot of cruise lines have banned the first 10 feet of the bow Because people wanted you to do know Leo I'm thinking the world thing Yes, because people are fucking stupid. Well, it's also not a safe space to be let's be honest because it's like the front of the boat if you fall you won
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But there is one one cruise ship that is, they they actually, I think for like 10 bucks, they hook you up to a safety line and put you on there so you can do the king of the world thing. And I was like, yeah, you know what? yeah usually my going You should throw anybody who wants to do that overboard.
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Agreed. It's like, you know what? Grow up. You're 80 years old. You're on a cruise ship. You don't need to be doing that shit. um However, my favorite story of of the night, and I'm calling it now, Chris, you and I talked about Raisin Cane's in the past. You said the soft favorite sauceism hossismism sauce is amazing, right? Yeah, man. You can get it at Walmart, apparently. like Well, a Florida woman went berserk.
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She actually ordered raisin canes and she asked specifically for eight packets of raisin cane sauce When they sent her only six she got her car drove there and beat up the manager I Say justified Well, you know um ah The victim, who is the manager at the locations, greeted the defendant and acquired how she could have said the defendant requested her missing sauce with a big dupe. And then punched her in the face. Sorry, I'm reading it. I'm reading it and I can't get it out. She's like, hi, welcome to Raising Kate. How can I help you? I want my sauce. What sauce? Whack! That's basically the conversation.
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As, as I've stated in the past, and I stand by this, uh, I'll dip a baby's foot in raising cane sauce. ah Also on that side reading that to the wife today. And I said, Chris claims it's so good. He'll eat a baby's foot. If it's dipped in raised cane sauce. Okay. You guys are weird. I was like, uh, that's right. However, like a week or two back in Florida, there was a lady who didn't get her fries at McDonald's.
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when she went to DoorDash or something like that. Oh. She didn't get her prize while she DoorDash for food, but she was so mad that she drove back to said Walmart and threatened to murder the manager. That's basically what this happened. I was waving a gun around this shit. Same concept. I was like, you know what? I get it. The raisin canes thing. So McDonald's crazy lady.
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McDonald's crazy lady basically said raising Kings, uh, crazy lady. I see you're crazy and I raised you. i to raise you a gun Apparently this Florida woman is, uh, she's getting 30 days mentally unstable and a $200, $2,500 bail. how Like I said,
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that that that sauce is that sauce is that them good? I've never had it. I will knock a motherfucker out. She took, she said, Glick, hold my beer and watch this. However, however. I say she overreacted a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. wait eight eight Eight packets of sauce is a bit unnecessary. And I say that. No, I say that because you don't get, it's not like a ketchup packet.
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It comes in a it comes in a plastic cup. Oh, and there's enough in that plastic cup like the garlic sauce you get. Garlic sauce, you know, like Donna. No, you know how, like when you go to a restaurant and if you get like dipping sauce on the side and then you get it to go and it comes to that plastic cup with the lid on top of it. Yeah. And one of those. Yeah. One of those one of those cups is big enough for like a caniac, which has five chicken strips in it.
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i normally get I normally get two, which is way more than enough. That's what I said. That's a bit excessive. So lady, you got six. Calm down. What she's trying to do is stock up on it and get up. But yeah, she's ah she did post she did post bail. She's out. But she is looking she has a court date in two months.
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Well, she, she door dashed it. So her door dash delivery person brought it. And and um the unfortunate thing, when you go to a lot of restaurants and McDonald's, they seal the bags. you check you but But don't you actually, like when you're ordering extra sauce, you paid like a dollar extra for sauce.
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Yeah, I don't know how much so I did it maybe well, let's let's I'm guesstimating eight or a dollar But let's say, you know, so she spent eight bucks and only got six sauces I'd be upset but I wouldn't go down and punch somebody out again I don't think I get charged for the extra one that I normally get but again, I was sensible and extra one is one thinking of eight Yeah, yeah but I was sensible human being I'm not ordered enough to fill up a ranch container however it I'm just saying. Business idea. Now, supposedly McDonald or supposedly Walmart sells the cane sauce now. Really? Yeah, I haven't tried it yet. like so I thought I brought a while back. Can I send you? There's I found a recipe for the supposed cane sauce. I thought I sent it to you on TikTok. I don't know if you send it to me and Nikki.
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wow one It's usually food I send to Nicky's. Yeah, but yeah, DoorDash, she don't need any help. DoorDash, when they seal the bags and a lot of restaurants and McDonald's I think started this, they put the drinks in the bag where before you would get the drinks and they would just put a sticker over top of it to seal it and keep it safe. Well, actually what they do here is they actually wrap it in saran wrap and then sticker it.
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Uh, that way it can come in the carrier because the bags, it's so warm here that if you put the drink in the bag, it sweats. Now your bag falls apart when you grab
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it. Well, they got a carrier that they put inside of there inside the bag with a McDonald's. So, I mean, you can't always, unless you tear the bag open and look and make sure everybody's sitting there, not mind the door dash driver. I'm glad she wasn't mad at the door dash driver. Cause obviously not his fault or her fault.
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But, yeah, to go wave a gun around and threaten to murder somebody or reprise, like, or or and also and also the fact that you that you just doordashed your food. Yeah, you know what? You can literally just go to doordash and be like, I didn't get everything I wanted. And you'll get basically everything you got for free. Yeah. I'm just saying so. But yeah, if you were there by yeah if you if you drive, I don't leave the drive through until I check my bags when I go. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. No.
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because I've been down that road. um Speaking of going down that road, a postal worker, a former postal post to worker now, ah he he's going to jail because apparently, and I ah can't remember the name of the store, there's a Winn-Dixie card. It's kind of like a credit card, but it's like a a gift card.
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Well, ah somebody sent somebody else their a Winn Dixie gift card, and this dude stole it and used it. He's going to jail for eight years for five years, sorry, ah because he spent $280 transaction at Winn Dixie. I guess he's they're getting him on federal charges and because he's messing with the mail, even though he's a postal worker.
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So like he faces up to five years in Britain's prison, even though he hasn't been sentenced yet. Um, so he's getting double way to me because technically it's credit card broad and messing with the postal service. Yeah. So I don't know if $280 is worth a worth it. And when Dixie ain't that good. That's a double the federal offense. Yeah.
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ah like Where were you on that day? Because he's 43 and formerly of Ohio.
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No joke, formerly of Ohio. He's worked for the Postal Service for 16 years, according to the plea agreement. I'm just saying. Where did this happen? at And this is Florida. This is in, uh, Oh, nevermind. He's 43. I was going to be like, St. Petersburg, St. Petersburg in Tampa. there never mind He's 43. I was going to say, uh, I know a guy who works for the postal service for about 15, 20 years and now lives in Florida, but, uh,
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yeah Yeah. Trust me. I'm not trying to swindle 280 bucks. 280 dollars, dude. Let's be honest. Postal workers make good money. Apparently speaking. Unless they get those cool jeeps with the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car. I'm just saying. I'm definitely go or go home if I'm going to try to swim. Yeah, right. If I'm going to do it, and I'm going to, you know, I'm getting a couple million and I'm living in Mexico.
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I mean, yeah. So where were you on this day, Mr. Already Lives in Mexico? I'm 44. Yeah, I got you there. You would have been 43 when it happened still. This happened a month ago. I was alive on the show. You've only been 43 or 44 for about a week.
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I can't remember the last time I was in Florida. I think I was 10 the last time I was in Florida. so Yeah, I haven't been. Yeah, and trust me. At the end of the day, I'm a little bigger going home. I'm sorry. No, I agree. I mean, for 280 bucks, dude, i there's a lot of things I'll do for 280 bucks. Stealing it? Yeah, it's not worth it. I make more than that in a day's worth of work. I was going to say. that thats I can do that in a weekend.
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yeah
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ah What up, Ben Diggs? ah You know, I know you're not a big flying guy. Probably about the same, Chris. yeah Yeah, it's roughly about the same. The difference is we don't have to tip. It's actually discouraged tip because they get a stipend from DoorDash on top of... they get ah They get a tip built in. It's all it's built into the price, is what I mean. I know you're not a big jump on an airplane to go places.
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ah But so if you ever do, I suggest you don't use Delta. No. Because Delta Airlines supposedly allegedly damaged this gentleman's golf clubs to the tune of $4,000. And he claims, and I quote, it looks like they've been dragged and then caught on fire.
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Showing off his charred golf club lag from he was flying home from from Florida to Atlanta and his luggage Came out and his Like his golf clubs is the golf heads. You know those weird sock things were all charged up charred up and and destroy Destroyed and he's he's asking Delta to to pay the $4,000 for his golf clubs I say deserved because you spent $4,000 on golf clubs, buddy But I say I mean how much I don't know anything about golf, but how much is a high-end set of clubs? Oh They could go up to like 10 grand
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um depending on brand and, you know, like, you get the Signature Series, you're looking at $6,000 right there. These are, this is a picture of his golf stuff. I mean, it's... but You can get those at a lot. He didn't spend $4,000 on them. Yeah. Odyssey's? No, I have no idea. Apparently, this news company reached out to Delta. What the hell is product is what I want to know. That was my question. I was like, yeah they are going to pay him in full.
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i know people I know people who have a lot of money invested in golf equipment, but it's so yeah but but they have multiple sets and multiple clubs. what like if Some custom made. and You can buy a single golf club, like a seven iron, and it's like 300 bucks. Yeah. I had an ex-girlfriend whose dad was a... Golf was like...
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house. It was like his second life. And he got to the point where he was making his own clubs and people were buying the clubs that he were, that he was making. And they were spending like five, $600 on a club, you know, oh yeah like like a driver or whatever.
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Uh, because he made them that good or he would make custom ones. Like, um, he wanted, he, he was so dead set on me going and golfing with him. And I'm like, I don't know anything about golfing. Plus I'm left-handed.
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He was going to make me a custom set of golf clubs that were all left-handed and they were going to be like, do it. Cause those clubs, left-handed golf clubs are like double the price. Well, he was going to have them made for my, like to fit my hands and everything. Like he had to get measurement. and I'm like, don't, don't do that.
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I would be honest with you. I wouldn't have done anybody any good because they were custom made for me. Not necessarily. I find another big fat son of a bitch that goes golf and is left-handed. I could find that on weekends. No, but like i love I like going to the driving range too. I like to go hit balls at the driving range. I told him, I said, I'll go golfing with you. I'll just drive the golf cart and drink the beer.
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that's that's sometimes the best part yeah i mean that's that's an important job i got the gilbert somewhere i got yeah theres yeah that water is getting up close like don't worry about it i there's two of them we're going in between them there's only one we might get somewhere around the ninth tenth hole and i might lose the golf cart no guarantees but But, yeah, apparently Delta, they got um got on the phone with Delta, and they did apologize, and they're going to pay for his new clubs. Full amount. Yeah. MK, I think any hobby can can be a problem and can be expensive.
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Oh yeah, i mean I watched a video the other day, this guy, eda granted he's got a YouTube channel so it's it's acceptable for his hobby because he he he builds and drives RC cars. And he's got like $50,000 with RC cars. And I'm like, dude, I can buy a really nice fucking car. i'm not Unnecessary.
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Oh, yeah. I don't know how nice of a car you're going to get for 50K. I don't know if you've looked at car prices lately. Oh, I'm not going to buy. I don't buy new, as we all know. Yeah, and even still. but But it's like one of those things is like, it's understandable for him because he does it as a business showing off all these things. And some of them, I'm sure, were gifts by hobby stores so that, you know, he promotes and stuff like that. So there is that. But he estimated $50,000 to $60,000 worth of RC equipment. And I was like, yeah, a little bit much. um A while back, before we go on break,
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ah while back we mentioned robots toys um well china has a new one robot toys o young i say toy but like well we talked about the the tesla robot oh yeah robot dog you yeah yeah yeah gotcha gotcha gotcha china china's got a new one And dude, I want this. Like, I'm going to get one of these. Check this out. So there's been some videos surfacing of a Chinese police robot ball that's capable of helping apprehend criminals by firing nets out. It goes on patrol with the police officers in the streets. Apparently this thing's equipped with artificial intelligence that helps guide it along and it can operate autonomously. From what I've read up on it, it can effectively operate in a variety of different conditions, including off-road terrain and also in the water. It can float, it can roll on smooth asphalt, and it can also go off-road if it needs to. Apparently, it can even fall from a significantly high height and continue moving and be unfazed. It's capable of traveling at speeds of up to 35 kilometers per hour and can even utilize that as a means to conduct offensive maneuvers against criminals that it's trying to apprehend.
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It can also link up with other balls and coordinate with them in order to help police officers on the ground apprehend suspects. From what I've read, it's also pretty durable. Now, I don't know how long this thing's been around, but the videos I started seeing about it started surfacing in October of 2024.
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i want one alls you like same time i did like all people i yeah i I just I just want to see a criminal get smoked by one of those like it just going roll down the street what so So it can go 35 kilometers an hour put that in context 35 35 kilometers per hour Our is
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ah Oh, that's meter all in miles an hour. Wait a minute. Oh, Jesus. I put 345. That's 21 miles an hour. yeah So you can't run at 21 miles an hour, buddy. I don't care. ah Maybe for about five feet.
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There's a lot of people I can to since there's There's football players that max out at 25 30 miles an hour I get and they and they and they'll do that when they're running down the field So I get that but that's only for like maybe a hundred meters 200 meters tops That's a football field. Maybe two after that. You're gonna get tired. This thing's not tired. It's still going jukings right behind a ju you too well Do you see in the video that you try to juke it and it was like please I got you in and then it shoots a net gun It will net your ass up. I want one. I'm just saying I won't want a paintball Go paintball gun.
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Yeah, I don't think that's I don't think that's legal Like in the paintball. It's only legal if you get
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ah You have a giant ball rolling across the paintball course. I'll camouflage it. Don't worry about it. Your balls are leaking out. i thought that We both laughed at the same part balls gonna wake up and but i But that's kind of cool I want one I Obviously China has them. They've had them since 20 since last year of November October. Sorry So it could be a more prominent thing. I think they're just kind of testing them out but I'm curious of what they cost
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Well, I'm sure they're not cheap. Well, and you saw, I mean, it can, I love how it said it can fall from a great distance and not get hurt and it falls a foot.
00:31:33
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that's not far i can fall that far and not get hurt i like what is the great distance i mean is it gonna go like is it gonna like chi gro law awful to for floor building I got this bro like yeah like Samuel L Jackson in the rock in the Just two balls look at each other, aim for the bushes. Got it? You know? No, but like I said, it's amphibious. It'll go off-road. I wonder how steep of a climate will do, because let's be honest, the the the rocky statues on top of those stairs in Philadelphia where it's a pretty steep incline. It won't make it up there. I'm good. I can get away. I saw a video on a robot pack of wolves used by combat used in combat situations.
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pretty cool five of them and they all worked. to Oh, wow. That would be badass. You know, I would hack a robot dogs. Yes. I mean, um we're going to take a real quick break. We are at the 30 minute mark. added what other songs with the bi so I saw that. Who who sings these? ah So last night on Glick's House of Music, we had solo on from Reckless High. He was awesome. We had a great conversation.
00:32:57
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Great time. Huge shout out to him. Um, more than likely we're going to be seeing him a little bit more on the network because I definitely want to sit down and chat with him some more about his music and other things. And I think he might pop up on a Monday night because, uh, the guy's got a story to tell the guy's been through it. He's on a, he's on a journey. Um, but we got a poison. We'll start with poison, uh, poison, uh, featuring, uh, David Matlock. Also we might be seeing Matt luck.
00:33:26
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Uh, come up here on this network very soon. He might be on an episode of Jeff's garage. Uh, David does a fabricating. He does custom, uh, yeah, I need to sign into our Instagram so I can message him and I'm going to try to get him on to Jeff's garage, uh, see what he does and all that fun stuff. Um, he said he's definitely down to do it and, and, uh, come on there. I talked to the last night. So, uh, but this is a poison by reckless high featuring David and Matt block.
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go I love you.
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I like that. That was good.
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Oh, well, welcome back, everybody, to what the fuck news. ah We are live, of course, on YouTube, Facebook and water. I thought I put us on rumble, too. Did you take that off? You did. I switched it to Twitch. Oh, well, OK, whatever. Yeah, we talked about it last week.
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I know, but I can never get Twitch done right. All you have to do is click on it. Yeah, well, I'm going to end the live stream on Rumble then. It's just doing nothing. um all yeah All you have to do is click on it, just like you click on Facebook. Oh, OK. Yeah, well. I don't want to do anything special. I have a question for you, sir. Before I get to that question,
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Mondays, Speedway Storage and Skull Blood Conversations with Wally. Also, once we figure out the new timing of it, Men Caring for Men will be back as well. Tuesdays is Glitz House Music. Wednesdays is this show. What's the fuck news? Thursdays will be Jeff's Garage. Hopefully I'm gonna get some interviews coming up and I got a couple other things that I'm looking at doing.
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ah Fridays, of course, is nonsense and chill. Tune in this week. We're going to be watching Die Hard and talking about it. I found some interesting things about Die Hard, by the way. um Saturdays, roughly around the morning, noonish is Cash's Corner, where the boys talk from Rash Run. And then, of course, Saturday night, we do the Open Door Challenge on nonsensical nonsense. And then Sundays, around noonish, the boys do unnecessary roughness, where they talk foodie football.
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um And don't forget bio.link slash nonsensical network and where you find social media, we're there. Um, but yeah, I have a question for you. And the question is this during the election, do you remember Trump mentioning a woman that was, uh, quote unquote eating the dogs and eating the cats?
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There was something that was, uh, you know, I didn't pay any attention to that. shit I know you didn't. I know. get But but i heard I heard that because I just didn't know where I mean I assumed it came from Vance or Trump or somebody from that size Okay, it didn't drop, but yeah, we you know in the in the media was like God, that's not true And Ohio woman Was sentenced the other day for killing
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and eating a cat.
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According to, uh, I do remember when they said that, that, that was coming out of Springfield, Ohio. Yeah. So yeah. And which is where this woman is. Apparently she's going to be doing a couple of years because she killed and ate a cat because she didn't have no money. I'm just saying I live in Mexico. We eat dogs. So we'll, you know, hold on.
00:40:36
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That's the joke. Of course, when you buy the street vendor food, they're like, you know, that's dog. I'm like, great Danes. Awesome. By the way. Um, you got to do something about this. You got to do something about the overall population of strace. You know, Bob, have your pets spayed or neutered. Yep. And Ohio or we'll send you to Mexico where they can get eat. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I'm just saying.
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There was that old Ratburger thing, you know, from Stallone. um
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You know, a while back, you know, you and I talked about a subject um that I won't get into, but a woman, I have to scroll down because for some reason my mouse hates me. I got a little quick video here and I want to discuss this because I find it hilarious but I kind of agree with the public. I think this chick is Just a cunt. But yeah, here, check this out. Tara has been criticized by some who think she's making light of a serious drunk driving offense. For the time being, it's Tara's mode of transportation. Why? Because of this. A police mugshot taken following her arrest for drunk driving. Her dad, Monty, gave her a bike, but Tara didn't want to use it. I had a perfectly good bike. She lived close enough to campus, so... i Thought that was the right action to take. I'm kind of a diva, I'll admit it. I don't like to sweat. I don't like to work out. Then she remembered her Barbie car when she was a little kid. She loved that car, so she bought one online. Para Monroe is getting a lot of attention because of the way she's feeding around campus. The 20-year-old Texas State Junior is driving a Barbie car to get to class.
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just like she used to do with a real car. No speeding in this vehicle. Five miles an hour is all it'll do. There's three gears. I just didn't want to walk the clock. And guess what? Tara's not alone.
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i I'm sorry. How is that quote unquote efficient? I hate people. Like that doesn't, uh,
00:43:00
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First and foremost, I hate to break it to you, know do and I'm pretty sure that's still illegal. If you got pop for DUI, uh, technically, well, I'm not sure. Yeah. But I agree. I think she's being a bit of a diva. I think, you know, <unk> she's been a fucking twat. Yeah. Because dad's got to go bicycle. He would ride a bike. I think she doesn't want to admit she doesn't know how to ride a bike. I think she's just a fucking twat.
00:43:30
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Yeah, but there there was a story a while back where two girls actually they were in Florida and they they were Attempting to break that you saw in the clip the two girls riding the sports car versions That's actually from a clip of these two girls. They they tried to break the record of miles driven on one of those power wheels and they actually had, Power Wheels actually sponsored them about halfway through because they drove so far that they destroyed the wheels and axles on them. Because their max speed and for a long period of time, the tires just destroyed themselves.
00:44:15
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But yeah, I think this chick's just being kind of a cunt and she should ride the bike. And I think she should be arrested for riding a Barbie car, kind of a cop-out. Also, at the end of the day, and now that everybody knows, I would steal it every single day. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. take I would take like the left front tire off, the right back tire off. I would take the battery, I would just buck with her every single day. Oh yeah, because she's a cunt. However, have you seen,
00:44:45
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There's people that modify those. Like if you take one of the 24 volt DeWalt batteries, you can wire it up and make that thing go 10, 15, 20 miles an hour. However, I did see something that, uh,
00:44:58
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20 years ago to be like, yeah, when I did this, there was a group of guys and they were up on top of big ass, you know, they all had a different one. That's a thing. That's what they do every year. By the way, they just lot it like half the guys wiped out. We're flying down the hill. The Hot Wheels car, are the flying all over like 10, 15 years ago. I mean, 100% me and all that, but there's a YouTube channel.
00:45:28
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There's a YouTube channel called Grind Hard Plumbing, where they actually take those Barbie Jeeps and and and power wheels, and then they swap them with gas motors.
Quirky News from Florida
00:45:38
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They basically just build a go-kart and put that body on it. Let's be honest. Yeah, I was going to say. But they do like 50, 60 miles an hour. Yeah, I've seen where they put the power wheel bodies on go-kart frames. You know, they have to chop and screw it and whatnot.
00:45:55
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put it on there, but there's a, there's a couple of guys that do, um, there's a, there's a company that makes mini Jeeps out of China. and And you buy, they're like five grand. You buy them at tractor supply, but they're basically like the, the John Deere Gators side by side kind of thing. They own, they're basically go-karts, but it's got a Jeep body on it. And there's a couple of guys I watch on YouTube. They're actually taking those Jeep bodies.
00:46:23
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and adapting them go over top of a four-wheeler. A and a 1,000 cc one. And I'm waiting for the final because it's gonna be awesome. But yeah, I think this chick should be, she somebody should take her little battery away. Like, you know how easy it is to take out a battery one of those things? is You lift up the hood and you're, now she's gotta push that fucker home. So, but yeah, screw that bitch.
00:46:50
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um hey finally it's one of those things it's like i i think she should get in trouble for doing it you know because she's not supposed to be driving i get a drink drunk driving is a serious thing and and i agree with everybody she's making a mockery of it yeah she is you know she's like foot You know, ah bless let's be real, go full country, ride a John Deere garden tracker. You know, that'd be cool at least. Final story of the night, a Florida man wearing a blue bonnet and flowery dress allegedly steals 28 cans of baby at Thormia in Publix.
00:47:42
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ah He drove one of the, you know, how you go into like a Walmart, they have those little motorized carts, you know, a little scooter thing. He was driving one of those, driving around a motorized car, we're wearing a blue bonnet, purple, red and flowery dress, a black jacket, white tennis shoes, makes off with 28 cans of infant baby formula. Corral police are looking to identify this man,
00:48:11
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ah He did this last Saturday, by the way. They don't know who he is, but you got to see this picture, dude.
00:48:23
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ah I just saw this picture. I looked at this article earlier and I didn't see the picture because I didn't scroll down far enough. but at the bottom where they have a picture. it's It's grainy. It looks like somebody took it off, like they screenshot, they they their phone has screenshot the TV the where they were showing it.
00:48:48
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Oh my god. hey And he's in one of the handicap parts. Yeah, that's what I'm saying there. It's like one of those little motor scooters that you get at Walmart. He's got the blue bonnet on. You can see his purple and red flowery dress in his jacket. And apparently, he's gonna shove that stuff underneath his dress and drool the fuck out.
00:49:10
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Seduces, motherfucker.
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anyway
00:49:18
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I can get it. Baby Forme is expensive. I'm out of here.
00:49:26
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Baby Forme is expensive. I get that. But. He said bye. Right? Looking like Big Mama from Big Mama's house. He did. He did. He kind of looked like he was doing a whole full on Big Mama thing. Yeah. But yeah, that is the stories I have for this week.
00:49:44
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We're going to go on another real quick break and then when we come back, Glick's going to do his stories. Hey, Jeff, real quick. Do I need to upload last Saturday's or were you going to do that when I was in? Oh, no, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do that today. You said you're having issues. Well, and then what I'm going to do is I'm going to actually download everything video wise and I'll upload it to YouTube.
00:50:07
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Okay. Yeah. Cause we've got to get, uh, I gotta get, uh, I'm going to get, I'm going to get caught up on these episodes that I'm a little bit behind. I'm just a couple behind, but I'm going to get them all caught up. And then the ones that you upload on to Zencaster, just kind of send me a list via WhatsApp and the the ones that need to go up onto YouTube, I'll just download and upload to YouTube. Okay. Well, if you want to, uh, Saturdays to Zencaster, that would be awesome.
00:50:37
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Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, because I know you said you were having issues. So, Dig My Own Grave. who is Is that the same gentleman that was the last song? No, that is now that is Adam Jones, Nashville's own. Adam Jones. Adam Jones, Dig My Grave. I'll kick ass for the song. Be right back in about three minutes.
80s Music and Modern Criticism
00:54:04
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That was pretty good. I'm trying to find that. I'm trying to find David Matlock. I don't, I've not seen him on Instagram.
00:54:16
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can't I might have to search by his name. I put in the, his Instagram account. I'm not seeing him, but I'll play with it later. But yeah, that was, I actually enjoyed that song. Don't forget everybody. We are live bio dot link slash nonsensical network.
00:54:32
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Uh, you can find everything we do and on social media at bio.link slash nonsensical network. Don't forget to check out our merchant, nonsensical underscore dash nonsense dot my spread shop.com and, uh, check out all the shows throughout the week.
00:54:53
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Okay. What do you got for me, sir? Nothing. I figured as much. I said, fuck this shit. I'm not doing anything. I'm just here. I'm just fucking here.
00:55:13
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I came down. That's what I do on Saturdays. That's pretty much what you do all week long. That's pretty much what you do all week long. Let's be honest. Not true. I actually did. I did a ton of work.
00:55:28
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I did a ton of work for Friday shows. That makes you work around here. What do I got in the old news of Roosky? Go to hell, meta AI. Yeah. ah Oh, you know what? I'm going to start off with this right off the bat. I've seen this article that came out the other day. And it's, uh,
00:55:57
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What is it? Seven eighties hits there and that that are that are now considered today. that We have the. yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if you look at somebody wrong, they they get upset and need to get in the car. Yeah, we have the the Woke Coalition these days. And and and I will say some of these songs.
00:56:22
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They're a little suspect. They're a little questionable. yeah that was the kind of the odd That was kind of a point. Yeah. But, you know, I'm not going to I'm not going to break balls on certain songs, but there are some areas, subjects in the 80s.
00:56:43
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Starting with probably this one right here. Uh, don't stand so close to me by the police 1980. I love this song. Uh, it's a great song. doning Oh yeah yeah. I know it. Well, the chart shopping, uh, sound like a catchy tune about forbidden attraction, but the lyrics tell a troubling story. The song narrates a teacher's thought about a student, Pito territory, my friend.
00:57:12
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You know what's funny is when we you watched Glee, didn't you? Mm hmm. They did that song and when they did a mix up. Yeah, that song. and the And because the teacher. Did this match something in the the main girl character kind of crushing on him, the whole he's like, yeah, hey, back off. Yeah, so.
00:57:36
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And a solid average teacher's thoughts about a student's romantic feelings for him, young teacher, the subject of a schoolgirls fantasy. The line goes, even references Lolita, Vladimir Nabovkovs, a novel. ah you're youre you're You're an avid literature fan. I'm sure you know this great classic. Lolita loliah was made into two movies. First one, yeah the second one was, the first one was Danny Kubrick did it. Yeah.
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um
00:58:07
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Step daughter sting the band's lead singer and former teacher is clarified that the song isn't on about autobiographical He's like the he's like don't don't fucking put me in jail. Yeah, I just made it up ju He said it he said it's certainly not bio bio biographical He told people in 2023, nothing happens in the song. It's just the danger of something happening. Despite this, Sting no longer performs this, the track live saying in the current climate, I don't sing that live. People will say, oh, it's about you. And of course it's not cancel culture. Here we come. All stings wants to touch our little children. Leave the man alone. He's been a fucking artist for years. He's not getting it up. Yeah. Uh,
00:58:55
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yeah this one this one's like get the fuck over yourselves uh this is this is one of the ones where i say get the fuck over yourselves shut up it's a fucking song and it's a great goddamn song and it's Aerosmith's 1987 hit dude looks like a lady ah yes hu okay yeah get the fuck over yourself inspired by this This was inspired by, and this is cool because this is something that Solo and I were talking about last night, inspired by Steven Tyler mistaking Motley Crue's Vince Neil for a woman. This Aerosmith anthem has not aged well. The lyrics perpetuate outdated stereotypes, painting a character of gender identity. She had a body of a Venus, Lord of
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Oh, did I freeze?
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Oh no.
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Oh no. Who froze? Was it me or you? No, I was definitely, definitely press the froze. Interesting. So we'll give him a minute to come back up. Um, in the meantime,
01:01:01
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I need to check YouTube to make sure that's him frozen, not me. but do do do do do to do
01:01:12
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Yeah, yeah. So let's go ahead and play another quick song while we wait for Chris's internet to be fixed. This is Zay Grastly with Certified Country. We'll be right back.
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I made it the country, save me I'm saved
01:04:26
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There you go. That was Certified Country by Zach Graslie. Zane Graslie. Yeah, I figured as much. ah Yeah, I don't know what happened. You cut out there. ah you were You were talking about how it was you were quoting the lyrics of Dude Looks Like a Lady. You know, when that song was written, ah let's be honest, most of the dudes dressed like chicks. So I get it. Yeah. Well,
01:04:55
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Yeah, so sorry about that. I don't know what happened, but I literally Get you another job. Oh Oh fucking internet like so I was there's seven eighties hits that are now considered offensive today As I said don't stand so close to me by the police Obviously, but we were talking about dude looks like a lady and it was inspired by Steven Tyler mistaking Motley Cruz Vince Neil for a woman. That's where that song comes from Well, you know, they've been they've been. I just learned that, too. but he joke with i was like it really was happy What was that? What was that movie where everybody sang? Don't die, please. Tom Cruise was in it about a about a nightclub. Rock of Ages. Rock of Ages. Yeah, they they kind of made fun of it. Like at one point,
01:05:47
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ah Baldwin is like chicks don't pay. And it was like the guys turn around and and they're dudes. So I get it. why that's But to cancel that song, get over yourself. Yeah. get a Well, Desmond Child, a co-writer, shared the that guitarist, Joe Perry, initially worried about alienating the LGBTQ plus community. This is back in 87. Joe Perry was already feeling some sort of way. What are you doing, Joe? you do there, Joe. You got some friends? Yeah. ah
01:06:24
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child convinced him otherwise uh oh desmond child says i'm gay and i'm not insulted let's write this song he defended it as a very acceptable song with the moral to never judge a book by its cover still in 2023 many see it as perpetuated harmful tropes rather than celebrating diversity of course they do and you know who has that problem white people, white, three white women, cis, cis women. Yeah. Let's be honest. You know, uh, or the Travis source of the world. But it's, it's, it's literally people are bitching about this. They are the ones that though my kid is, you know, six and identifies as, you know, a squirrel. I mean, yeah, that's great. But, you know, it doesn't really pertain to you. Calm down.
01:07:12
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Yeah, what kid doesn't identify as some kind of weird animal in there? I was a fireman when I was four. I'm 43 and I identify as a T-Rex, fucking deal with it. Yeah, exactly. I would like to say- I identify as a black lesbian, but whatever you're gonna do. All right, before I go into this next song, I think everything's back up. So I'm gonna switch from my hotspot. Back over, okay. Let's see what happens.
01:07:40
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du da nothing you're still frozen So I don't think it, I think your internet's still down. That's weird. Gotta get yourself a new gerbil buddy. Just saying. Yep. You're still frozen. I don't know why. No, the dude looks like a lady. You know, every time I hear that song, I think of one thing. I think of Robin Williams walking with that bag dressed as an old lady. So,
01:08:16
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And for a while i I thought that, I was like, oh my gosh, in 2024, people are gonna bitch and moan about that. At the beginning of the year, I was like, that's what's gonna happen. People are gonna bitch about these stupid songs. Yep, you're still frozen. You're not connected again. I have to go back to your hotspot.
01:08:37
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um Let's be honest, if you're offended by a song, there you got bigger fish to fry.
01:08:46
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Hmm. That song, that's a great song. I like that song. I'm not mad at it. Oh, wait for Click to come back up. He might have to restart his computer or router.
01:09:01
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um I am going to quickly find something here. Oh, there he's back. I hear him. I hear him popping back on. He just popped back in. He's going to load up and we're going to get right back to it.
01:09:16
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Uh, while I, while he's doing that, don't forget everybody, speedway stories, cold blooded conversations on Mondays, along with men caring for men. Tuesdays is the clicks house of music. Wednesdays is this show. What the fuck news Tuesdays or sorry. Thursdays is Jeff's garage. If it fits in the garage, we're going to talk about it.
01:09:35
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This Friday nonsense and chill we are watching diehard where we're gonna of course you can jump on in the discord Get into the movie club at blazing blasphemers Discord I'd give you a link for it, but I don't have it off the top of my head and you can actually watch the movie with us and Kind of leave your two cents there um And then on top of that we have the heck wrong button um On Saturday noonish we have Cass' corner where Glick and his son talk rasslin' and they make their picks for the week.
01:10:19
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Saturday night is Nonsense Gold Nonsense, the open door challenge where you can come up and be part of the show, talk to us and give us your two cents on whatever we're talking about. And then Sundays, again, is Nonsense, um unnecessary roughness on the Nonsense Gold Network. Sorry, I'm vamping here. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think your your internet in the house is working there, buddy. I think we're finally good.
01:10:46
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it It was it was connected and then stream. I did it was it was just it was a mess Yeah, I'm glad that I'm glad is having it like I don't like that it happens at all But I'm glad it's happening tonight and not last night. I'm gonna get through this fucking list. God damn it In the 80s that have been canceled because the people's hurt feelings Considered offensive today. I was saying, you know that the dude looks like a lady every time I hear that song I think it misses that fire Yeah ah
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um think It looks like a lady don't stand so close by the police coming up next is money for nothing by dire straits Fuck you get
Drones and Conspiracy Theories
01:11:29
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over yourself. How's that bad? dire straits money for nothing was a massive hits, but it's it's lyrics Contained a slur word for game in used three times to mock a pop star see that little bag in makeup. Yeah. but Oh, that's right. That little, pack he's a millionaire. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, front man, Mark, recall facing backlash. Even in the eighties, a London gay newspaper editor objected to the lyrics prompting, uh, not for, not for
01:12:10
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uh to replace the slur in live performances while some argued the song satirizes bigotry yeah its use of offensive language makes it largely unplayable on modern airwaves get over yourself it's it's literally about excellence it's it's literally about being so famous that you got more money in brains Yeah. Well, money for nothing. in that and And at the end of the day, that sums up our culture today. How many people? Exactly. Stupid, rich for not having a talent. Look at that fucking dumb bitch. Haley Hark to a girl. She said. i too And now she's got more money than God because she's got to. like I just find about girls in about five minutes. They can do a lot to probably better than she does. Actually, yeah. That's my thing at this point.
01:12:58
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In order for you to stay stop talking about this do it they do it right stop trying to see that video i'm talking about it be about it i still i will subscribe then i still stand by what i say she probably gives the worst blowjob you've ever had i blow in the jail pun are the face she might be um guns and roses on this list 1988 um one in a million. Guns and Roses cross multiple lines with one in a million, which can contains homophobic, racist, and xenophobic slurs. Lyrics like immigrants and epsilon, for I'm assuming gay people, they make no sense to me.
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spark controversy. Even in the late 80s, Axl Rose addressed the outrage in a 1992 Rolling Stone interview. I use a word because it was taboo. He attempted to justify the slurs as personal grievances rather than sweeping prejudices. But the offensive language, even by the standards of the time, ensured the song remains a lightning rod for criticism. na That was the point of the song.
01:14:08
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Yeah, I'm not as big of a Guns N' Roses fan as I am. I'm not either. I don't know that song. I does not. Right off the top of my head, I can't think of what song that is, but I'm sure if I heard it, I'd be like, Oh yeah. Uh, the Vapers 1980 hit turning Japanese.
01:14:25
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yeah That's just an awesome song. I'm sorry. The quirky one-hit wonder but has long been associated with an offensive stereotype about Asian people. The title and lyrics combined with the music video features exaggerated Asian imagery.
01:14:41
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Uh, uh, have drawn criticism from cultural and cultural insensitivity while songwriter Dave Fenton insists it's just a love song about longing, about longing. Many find the metaphor of turning Japanese problematic. It's about angst and youth Fenton told the guardian in 23 still with his dated stereotypes. The song is an uncomfortable relic of its time. I love that song. I get this one. This one blows my mind.
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Okay. Do they know it's Christmas by Band Aid? This is a song that that was used to raise money and awareness. Right. The charity single aimed at raising awareness about the famine in Ethiopia became a global sensation, but it's lyrics painted a patronizing and inaccurate picture of an entire continent. Lines like there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time.
01:15:42
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and where nothing ever grows, no rain nor rivers flow, reduce Africa to a monolith of despair." Well, you do got a lot of areas in Africa. Name a place that snows in Africa. Yeah. I'm not saying it's just somewhere in Africa, because Africa is a big country. I'm sure it does. However, you also do, you hear a lot of stories about- I mean, we also, the gods must be crazy.
01:16:09
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Yes. In 2014, Ghanaian English artists used ODG, refused to participate in a remake writing in the Guardian. I, like many others, am sick of the whole concept of Africa being seen as disease-infested and poverty-stricken while well-intentioned, the songs portrayal of Africa as hopeless remain. Well, you know what, Africa, and anybody who, I demand that you send all the money you got from this song.
01:16:38
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yeah Yeah, that's what I said. You know what? You know what? You know why? There's no vampires in Africa because they bless the rain rains. Yes. I hate you sometimes. I know. I love this song. And i understand I know I love this song. Oh, I love that. Okay. I love this song again. I understand why it's on the list. Nonetheless, still kick ass long. Not saying it's right.
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1988, 1988, winger. She's only 17. Good song. Winger 17 is a classic rock anthem but it's lyrics celebrate an adult man pursuing 17 year old girl. Daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me the lyrics go. Doesn't set well by today's standards especially given heightened awareness around consent and power demand dynamics. Kip Winger the band's frontman claimed ignorance citing the Beatles. I saw her standing there as inspiration.
01:17:42
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i Didn't even know 17 was underage depending upon where you are Agreed because aren't they aren't they British? Winger no No, I don't think yeah it but like in certain places around the world 16 is legal yeah, um, I didn't he told metal sludge while the back in those 14 by the way, yeah Well, while the song may have been shrugged off in the 80s, it's hard to ignore the implications today. The music reflects its time, but societal norms have evolved.
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Many of these songs were created in an era with less sensitivity due to sensitivity to issues of consent, race, gender, identity, and cultural representation. Re-examining them isn't about erasing history. It's about learning from it and fostering more accessibility. Even as these tracks remain part of Asia's nostalgia, those will also remind us of the importance of understanding context, striving for it. Yeah. So there's your, uh, seven, eighties songs that are. Uh, yeah.
01:18:49
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I'm sorry. If any song needs canceled, it's fucking Mariah Carey and that stupid Christmas song she sings. That song needs canceled. Cause if I hear it one more time already, I'm going to blow my brains up. Well, there was a song because, um, yeah, I go to the store once every day and I hear it every fucking day. Mm-hmm.
01:19:17
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I go to get my lunch and it's playing every time I walk into the store. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's, it's it's fucking, it's fucking everywhere. Um, you know, she makes like $70 million dollars a year off it. So I'm not, I mean, Mariah hit me up. What's up. Yeah. She's, uh, she's doing all right off that one song. I mean, she's doing all right period, but cause I think she's got eight of Nick Cannon's 27 kids. Well, yeah.
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so I don't see the draw of that kid. I honestly don't. That dude must be. I've never been a fan. I don't get it. I don't get the fascination with that kid. And I say kid because they know he's younger than we are. Oh, yeah. That's why I'm saying right. Hit me up. Hit me up. What's up, baby? I hope you spend that money. ah Right. I'll knock you up. Don't worry about it. um speaking of ah speaking about the holiday season. Yes. Speaking of the holiday season. Yeah. And HR expert. Here's everything you definitely should not do at an office party.
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im I'm sorry. If quick it you go to an office party, you don't end up hearing from HR. That's a shit party. Well, these are these are.
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There's a reason why he talks sitting on it Santa's lap and he's not really Santa. I'm need all this bullshit. I just want to write the good stuff. Yeah. I just want to synapses here. this You know what? a good stuff I tried to do a holiday party for my office, but my wife wouldn't let me buy a bunch of beer and sit here and get drunk.
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She's like, you work for home. I'm like, yeah, but not office party. It's a tax deduction. Just saying. I'm going to buy a bunch of beer and get drunk. She's like, you're the only one that works there. I'm like, yeah, well, hashtag free beer for death.
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I mean, I'm just saying it's a tax write off. I can spend 15 grand on something. I need food and I need booze. um So here we go, I got it.
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An HR expert hears everything you shouldn't do at an office holiday party. Avoid oversharing, you know. ah Great tips, Stephanie. over yo maybe Maybe not tell people about weird things going on at home or you know weird things well that's just in general let's be honest that's just in general you know but i guess i guess when you start lubing the the memory up with with alcohol, it's easier to spill. <unk> don't Don't post without consent. So like social media, you know, everybody's got their phones out. Everybody's taking pictures. This is kind of dumb to me. This is kind of lame to me, but I get it to a certain degree. Like, yeah. If Johnson like secretary sitting on his lap, let's not post that photo. I get that. Yeah, things happen. People's kids, significant others, whatever. um Don't even wear the dress code.
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Don't just don't don't don't don't show up dressed like a fucking street walker or on the flip side Don't show up to your holiday party dressed as buddy the elf because if you do I will punch you in the face. Oh I agree. I agree. no Yeah. Yeah, that's that's that's teams for firing right on the spot. Mm-hmm
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So yeah, like, oh, you know, just appropriately. And I can agree with that because, you know, I've been to a couple holiday parties. Well, you you also don't want the holiday parties where the chicks got their boobs practically hanging out. You're like, yeah are you trying to get felt up? Yeah. Like, uh, you know, um, don't forget you are technically still at work. and it' say That's what I'm saying.
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It is a work event. So you are still, you may not be on the clock, but you are still in the presence of your employer. ah You know, I, I, I work security every year at Abercrombie and fans for their, for their challenge, the big concert that they do to raise money for their camps. um I've seen.
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people drink way too much, fall out, get drunk, pass out, look like an ass. I've heard stories of people falling in the ponds,
Office Party Etiquette
01:24:09
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pissing where they shouldn't be pissing. Uh, people just act in a damn pool and they get, why am I getting I mean, gee, I don't know, Bob, you drank 400 gallons of beer and in the middle of race. i mean And then this is another one that kind of goes without saying, don't mix business with pleasure. That means, hey, John, stop fucking your secretary in your office at the holiday party. Your wife is here. Guilty. Or John fucked you when you were a secretary. John was my secretary.
01:24:47
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yeah no i yeah um but lets Let's be honest, you should not shit where you eat. Yeah, I'm a firm believer in in the the don't i mean but let's meet but don't don't date date within within the workplace. However, the exception to that rule is I met my wife at work. I'm just saying. Yeah, well,
01:25:16
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I mean, that's because she was different. We were both cigarettes. We were both cigarettes. You were at work. You were at the strip club where she worked at. And youre just I wish you could take more money. You're just a sucker. But I think I go without saying, don't ah don't mix business and especially at a holiday party. Don't if you're going to hook up with a coworker, don't do that at a holiday party. yeah Do it. Do it at a motel off the and off off company grounds. Take her or him home. High ability.
01:25:46
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plausible deniability. I'm just. Take her or him or they, them back to your house. it That's the one that goes without saying, I think we're all at some point guilty of this. hold over and joe Don't ever her indulge on the alcohol. We just talked about it. It never goes without fail at holiday events or at work events, whether it be a holiday party or like I said, the, the challenge or if you just, you know, like my, I know I've never partaken in this because it's later in the day and I clock out at three 30 and I'm out the fucking door. I ain't coming back to Columbus. You know what I mean? Right. But they do, they do once a month, twice a month, they do happy hour, you know, and they go to one of the places right down the road from the office. Don't get fucking, don't get fucking shmammered in front of all your coworkers and your boss. Let's be honest.
01:26:40
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if you have like any holiday party four drinks is enough let's be real if you want to go go get drunk jump on this show on saturday night get fucking a hammered we could use it well i mean speak for yourself four drinks why am i even drinking once again it's a holiday party poor Fucking hang on say hi to everybody get the fuck out. It's a holiday party Also, yeah, also I'm not I'm not attending holiday parties for work exactly like yeah know I Spend hours a week here. Do I really want to come again? No There's a reason why I enjoy being in the building that I'm in because I don't have to interact with co-workers Yeah, there's I interact with people that
01:27:31
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You know, not nothing against my coworkers. I don't know any of them. i'm I'm sure there's some great people over in the main office and and other maintenance guys and stuff like that. But yeah, I just, let me do my thing. Yeah. Let me do my thing. Um, so this Jeff is like right up your alley. And I'm surprised you had't didn't talk about it or or you haven't, uh, uh, haven't heard anything about it. Chris technician had pizza sluts, new tavern pizza for dinner. We had pizza for dinner too.
01:28:02
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We found a really good frozen likeage style and it was fucking amazing. I found a place just down from the house makes his wicked subs. Fucking awesome. I wouldn't bother you. Yeah, I'm surprised you weren't all over this.
01:28:19
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New Jersey State senator calls for a limited state of emergency over mysterious drone sightings Have you heard anything about this all the the the the crazy number of drones that have been cited all over? So supposedly supposedly this all happened in in like December 5th or something like that like there was supposed to be an alien This is still happening as of it out Yeah, this is still happening as of today. These drones are, drones are are larger than the type of typical used by hobbyist officials and I would. A lot of people are saying they're about the size of small cars. I'm on board with the whole alien thing. Fireman Rich was talking about it this morning on his show. Shout out to Fireman Rich and his morning coffee Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
01:29:03
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You guys are can get up bright and early with him if ah if you'd like if you're up early He was talking about it I said in the comments said it's aliens and they're preparing for the takeover because they've had enough of our dumb shit uh i'm on board with the alien thing however i'm sure it's some kind of government bullshit at the end of the day um but yeah uh new jersey state senator is calling for a limited state of emergency over the mysterious drones that have been seen flying over the region in recent weeks this has been an ongoing thing for the last couple weeks a couple few weeks why do you know it's not elon must test me on his new uh flying um the state of new jersey should issue a limited state of emergency burning banning all drones
01:29:46
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until the public receives an explanation regarding these multiple sightings. Republican Senator John Bremnick said in a statement on Tuesday.
01:30:00
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um so yeah i mean Nobody really knows, but they they they the call came amid numerous recent drone sightings uh repeated or reported across new jersey in recent weeks including the philadelphia region as well fuck philly first and foremost yeah so be from list too you're on my list too you're right up there with fucking boston just so you know philly the only thing they got is good sandwiches let's go there's two things good that came out of philadelphia the philly cheesesteak and rocky balboa and no i'm not talking about rock rock he's pushing it dude
01:30:33
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Such a fucking whore mouth That's a great franchise yeaha bu <unk>s not blu yeah yeah yeah process you say such it's Great franchise, um Obviously the reports are kids. Oh, I mean people are reporting. I'm like crazy about the flying objects it's Probably just one. There's like 400 people seeing the same one i dude there' there's There's a bunch of them because they're they're being seen in multiples Delaware County as well as Philadelphia's Mayfair section ah Cherry Hill Camden County objects in media and from all
01:31:16
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Um, the drones are larger than typical type used by hobbyists, blah, blah, blah, blah. The source and reason for the drones remain unknown as local state and federal investigators look into the matter. The white house says president Biden has been briefed on the drones and they are closely tracking the activity and coordinating closely. And Biden has no idea what planet he's in. Maybe it's the aliens coming back to get Biden and take him home. Right. Probably.
01:31:46
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I'm trying to find a picture and I don't see anything. I mean, this is something that the DHS and the FBI are tracking very, very closely. And so I would have to refer to you to them directly, but aware, uh, keeping us looking in Jersey, New Jersey. Some of the pictures are not the greatest, uh, because they're at night and the FBI said they're doing all they can figure, all they can do to figure out.
01:32:16
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Uh, what's going on? The public can continue to call their 1,800 lines or submit tips, blah, blah, blah. Uh, local law enforcement has limited authority to actually address these drones. So yeah, there's a lot like, yeah the picture is aren a shit yeah, there's a lot going on up in the skiz eyes and nobody really nizzos. What the hell is going is on? Well, the thing is with, with, with drone technology, the way it is, you can take a hobby drone and they, they, they can take enough weight.
01:32:45
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where, where I watched during Halloween, of a guy made it look like a witch flying on, on a broom and it was literally just his drone. Well, yeah. yeah but so we like Yeah. And they have those big drone shows where it's like 500 drones. You put enough of those together. They could make up one little big one. Oh yeah. you know, a lot of places are doing those. Hell, when we went down to Pigeon Forge, uh, what, four years ago, something like that.
01:33:12
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for maybe almost five years ago, Dollywood, they did fireworks every night. And then they also did a drone show every night. yeah and But, but this is a little, like I said, this is just a little bit different. It's just, just kind of hovering around and they're being spotted all over the place. So, uh, as but it's jersey nobody cares about Jersey, we will stay up on the story here at WTF news, your number one source in news. well We'll debunk it eventually some asshole with him.
01:33:41
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but yeah honey drum that he built Because let's be honest, I found 3d plans I can build a drone any size I want. we Well, ah we'll get back to you with more news as we get updates on that.
Hilarious and Awkward Adult Tales
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ah and
01:34:02
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ah About 30 minutes left. Do you want to get into your Yeah, I'm going to save these. and Actually, I want to save this one for next week because it's closer to the year, end of the year. Excellent. Um, and then closer to the holidays. So yeah, we go ahead and, uh, you take a break if you want. Yeah. go to grab song little level level level level but but but Let's do a little, loop let's do a little, o let's see what we got here on the way back.
01:34:33
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hang hear haven't we played in a hot minute yeah well let's let's do my man bobby scott and uh here's uh motel and cop cars we'll be back here yeah that's good talk check out bobby scott everywhere bobby scott music go show him some love this is one of his originals uh motel and cop cars
01:35:06
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She's too young, and he's too old, I haven't had enough, so she's told.
01:35:52
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Well, shout-outs when she arrives. Daddy knows she isn't right. She's 12 weeks and long. That little girl is said, don't you push her out that door.
01:36:56
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So daddy did what daddy said
01:37:54
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That one come out a little bit better.
01:37:59
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I like that. I like that. I love that song. It is such a kick ass song. Uh, shout out to Bobby Scott. I know he's doing some different gigs and shows and stuff like that. Uh, really cool guy to hang out with. Uh, make sure you guys check him out. Bobby Scott news at Bobby Scott music. He's everywhere. Uh, he's up there in the, uh, PA area, PA, New York area. So if you're ever up in that area, he's out and about playing. Go check him out. There's some new. Yeah.
01:38:29
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Oh. Alright. You know what happened here ladies and gentlemen? Get her out of here. I'm gonna tell you some stories.
01:38:55
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Yay. I made that little John in there. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for your favorite time favorite part of Wednesday night. What the fuck news? It's your penis report. Gather around. the day Tell you some stories. We're back on the buzzfeed train. I think I'm, I'll back up a about running out of these. I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to, uh,
01:39:20
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dig a little deeper into the, I might have to look for some penis news reports. Just don't don't animals check Reddit. Don't check Reddit. Trust me. um last last week Last week's game, last week's game was Reddit. Penis in Reddit. You're going to get a lot of things you don't want to see. um just I don't know. if I don't know what's worse, putting in penis stories in Reddit or putting them into the Google search box. Trust me. yeah hate things It's never a good combo either way. This was never meant to be a thing and I've seen some things.
01:39:57
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I've seen and read some things, Jeffrey. I'm officially never gay. Well, we're back. i have No problem with the game. I'm no problem with the game. But oh yeah yeah yeah ah yeah, but yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Like I'm like an old grizzled Batman. I've seen things. I've seen things nobody's ever thought of. I've been in the trenches.
01:40:25
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hot my dreams. Things I'll never forget. Let me tell you a story. like Go ahead. Go on Reddit. Put it and look up stories.
01:40:38
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ah so yeah tell yeah We are. We are back to our good friends are Buzzfeed again, not affiliated with Buzzfeed. Just a fan. I'm a fan of their all over what they do.
01:40:53
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ah And, uh, they, they've always got some, uh, something crazy going on there. And I, well, the fact that they get their fans. Interacting. We got 17 big Dick stories that'll make your jaw job for several reasons.
01:41:13
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younges so word This the stories about us, but no, we did that a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. like Penises come in all shapes and sizes, so we ask our the Buzzfeed community to tell us about their wildest experiences, both sexual and not, with really big penises. Here are the steamy, awkward, and jaw-dropping results. Again, shout out to Buzzfeed Uh, y'all check them out. If you ever get a chance, uh, talk about somebody fucked up algorithm. I bet your buzzfeed's got some fucked up shit on there. Uh, be warned. If you jump on the old Buzzfeed train, you better have some time to kill because you're going to fall into a rabbit hole. Oh, yeah. I started starting out a sassy Shelby. She writes in, I'm assuming she, she said, uh, I was on a Tinder. I was on Tinder a few years back and I met a guy to hook up with.
01:42:11
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It had been four years since I'd had any kind of sex. Wow. And I was itching to break my dry smell. Long story short, Scott had a nine inch penis and was into deep throaty. At one point he was so hard that I threw up everywhere. I was so embarrassed and then the dog started to eat it.
01:42:35
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Wow.
01:42:39
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I'm next to that motherfucker calling her back. He's like, Hey, how you doing? What's up? Pukeface McGillic. Hey, Pukee. What's up, Pukee? Well, uh, Bent writes in,
01:43:06
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Ben says, uh, I'm gay and 99% a top. Okay. For some reason, I really wanted to bottom one day. So I texted my friend with benefits. We only ever really blown each other before this.
01:43:24
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So that little caveat in there, thanks, Ben. Could have gone my whole life without knowing that. ah yeah So ben said Ben goes on and he he said, and and I invited him over. He had at least a nine inch thick dick. Nine inch thick, like nine inches around.
01:43:52
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Just say it, dude. Yeah.
01:43:56
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ah he so He shoved it in me and it tore my ass a little. I had never screamed and jumped so fast in my life. It should never bottomed again took a year to completely heal. Ouch. I've heard that. Like Kevin's just told that story of how he he he had an anal fissure and it took like six months to where it didn't hurt to sit.
01:44:22
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Yeah. Uh, first and foremost, if you are, um, whether you're two men or a man and woman or two women, whatever your preference is, and you're doing a little one' fun backdoor action, don't ever just shove it in. Right, dude. that that That's not your friend. That's an asshole. and yeah You got to get his thing in your asshole. Yeah. You got it. You got to ease. You got to ease your way in there. And Jack Black said it best. Fucking. Yeah.
01:44:49
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that yeah don't just don't just fucking take this son and take this dick the hell are you some kind of savage animal dude just a little just a little psa just a little helpful advice and some tips from your local expert yeah if you're if you're a large man never should it be shoved in it should be Anything. Agree. Like you got a micro penis shove away, buddy. You got to let him know you got a micro penis. Exactly. But if you're any bigger than normal, yeah, shoving is not an option. If you're rocking Thor's hammer, you're not the SWAT team. You're not kicking in the door. Calm down.
01:45:36
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Exactly. A little balloon goes along one way. Slowly knock and slowly enter the premises. Exactly. Slowly shore your warrant and be like, here, come on. Yeah. Enter with caution, so to say. Yeah. And give it the old Haley Wells. You know. okay You know.
01:45:56
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um Cobalding, I'm not sure if this is male or female, but cobalding says, I met a hot guy at a bar and decided to go back to his hotel. I could tell him the bar. He had a big dick from the way he was filling out his pants. Okay. I'm assuming this is another gay guy. Cause he said, I'm mostly a top, but sometimes when the mood strikes, I guess. And I quote Cole balling says, Cole ball team says, uh, I mostly a top.
01:46:33
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But sometimes cobalt says. It feels good to get fucked by a huge cock says cobalting. Take your word for it cobalt.
01:46:46
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words I never thought would leave. i kept preferencing that it did Yeah. Yeah. you You made sure I could not clip it. I was ready. I was ready. Yeah. Uh, he took his pants off and there were at least four inches of dick hanging from the bottom of his boxers. ah i I laughed a little and said, I'm in danger.
01:47:13
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think can say that i think that in there but Yeah, no, yeah, that's that's a kind of uh, you know what I changed my mind I'm uh, yeah, uh, uh, I laughed a little oh my god look on time Cobalt team said cobalt you said I I laughed a little and said what are you gonna do with that? You don't want to know the guy the guy respond he responded It sounds real great. I'm gonna fuck you
01:47:50
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Definitely do gay guys. You can't say that to a chick like I just want to see this exchange of words you gonna do that thing um a fuck you with it wo i'm out check please yeah i got to go oh i go work in twelve hours this the show's over for me you boys have fun
01:48:22
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He said, Cobalding says he got the head in, which was the size of an apple. And then why but then we had to stop. You should have stopped an apple. Cobalding said his whole penis was at least a foot long. Jesus Christ. Cobalding says... I'm sorry. That's my arm. Yeah. That's the stick stick.
01:48:49
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Yeah, cobot cobotting says it was fun to play with and cobotting said fun to play with and suck on But poor cobotting couldn't get much further than that How does he suck it on that if the head is the size of an apple? What is he a fucking python? He
01:49:20
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He's like, look at the joint. yeah He's just like, here, let me get that.
01:49:29
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um yes This is so much pleasure for me. Yeah. yeah When you're, when you're done. Yeah. Uh, Shelby Shelby says, uh, one time I was giving my boyfriend a blue job. Good for you. show ah So he says he's quite big and girthy. He's six seven for reference. So my jaw was hurting and I occasionally get lockjaw. But for some reason I kept going. This was a big mistake. It got to the point where I couldn't open my mouth wide enough to get his dick out, Shelby says. I saw this movie. So I had to pry my mouth open with my fingers. Now, anytime I give him oral, I make sure to use my
01:50:17
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tongue while giving hit my jaw a rest, says Shelby. Shelby's a trooper. Yeah. You know, she's a real one. She's a keeper. Yeah. You know what? She's definitely a keeper. Yeah. Ladies, it's not a contest. You don't have to take the biggest thing. There's something to be said about us small deck guys. I'm just saying less work and and well your jaw is not going to hurt and we're not going to tear your ass. Yeah. Well, some of them are, uh, size queens and have the equivalent of a hot dog being thrown down a hallway. Like that like that one story where that chick said, I've seen a lot of penises. not but
01:51:00
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hello hello hello hello yeah yeah right i'm just say I'm down. Is anyone here, here, here, here? Right. Hey, Chuck. Holy shit, Chuck. Yeah, I'll throw a rope in, Chuck. Yeah.
01:51:23
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like
01:51:28
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Call me. Right. sad He says, he says, I'm pretty well in doubt.
01:51:36
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I've had a few guys throw up on me while giving me a hand. I don't know if that's a weird flick. I'm sorry. That's the end of the night. We're done. You know what? You're out. Next? Carl B. says, and and more than a handful have refused sex after seeing me fully erect.
01:51:56
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However, my worst experience is I lose consciousness. yeah Oh my God, we're too hard. yeah Carl says, uh, however, my worst experience happened because of the length of my Prince Albert piercing. Somehow as I was getting undressed, my penis swung to the side and my piercing hooked my belt loop.
01:52:23
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Oh, you poor bastard. I didn't notice it and gave my pants a yank. I dropped to my knees screaming like a baby. Look, gentlemen, if you have a- Prince Albert. The Prince Albert is a ring through the pea hole and it's through the tip. Yeah, it's ah yeah it's ah it's through the tip. ah Gentlemen, if you are well endowed, if you are hung like an elephant's trunk, you don't have to add accessories to it. You're already doing enough damage.
01:52:52
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You want to add accessories, there's there's a Christmas tree over there. You can grab some balls and hang from it, you know? yeah you you don't You don't have to add metal objects to your fucking WMD. Well, let's be honest, no no man really needs to. Well, this is true, too.
01:53:10
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It's, it's one of those things, things like this happen more often than not. Even, yes even when you get a pierce, like when I pierce my eyebrow, dude, if I put on a hat wrong, I would hurt my God damn that fuck, you know, that kind of thing. Imagine that on your dick. You know, yeah when I pierced my nipple, if I bumped into a fucking doorway, Oh my God, I was going to rip down the doorway. Cause it's fucking. Um, lady danger says, uh, she's in danger.
01:53:38
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lady Lady Danger says, my ex my ex's dick was like a baseball bat. in length, girth, and shape. That's a weirdly shaped dick. We all know what a baseball bat looks like, right? It's smaller at the bottom than the bottom.
01:53:58
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Weird shaped dick. I wonder if it was like a baseball bat upside down so it was like thinner at the top and got bigger towards the base. Or it was really weird shaped and it was thinner at the base and then got thicker as well.
01:54:09
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What would it be weird if it was like softball, you don't have the softball back. It doesn't slowly taper up. It's like that, that long solid section. Yeah. this nice and thick And then tapers. yeah So, uh, lady danger said, uh, at least 10 inches. It was, uh, it had a larger, it had a larger head. Okay. So it was like, it was. So the head was larger than the shaft. Interesting.
01:54:37
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So, um, so it felt amazing. Uh, lady danger. Yeah. And this is how it's type. A lady danger says, so it felt amazing.
01:54:53
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And I'm sure that's what she sounds like. Cause she probably smokes them back today. I don't know. Lady danger. I'm sorry. ah be smart now this This is, this isn't her first time writing it. I'm just saying. Uh,
01:55:06
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when he took his time and pulled it all all the way out and back in but heaven help me when he got to pounding away I could feel my cervix wincing again you and now I wear a back brace you should never get the pounding away if you're fucking if you're walking a tank yeah you don't need you know I'm sorry. You can, you can kill somebody with a 22. You don't need, you know, a 50 caliber. I'm just saying. Yeah, exactly. Uh, the, uh, D four B four a five. Well, that's a lot going on with your name. Yeah. Right. So, uh, she says, I'm assuming this is a, she, uh, she said the first guy I gave a blow job to was huge.
01:55:58
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both in wingk ah length and in girth. I had braces at the time and was hesitant, but he assured me that it would be okay. We took to it slowly, but he, but he ended up with two bloody lines down his penis where some inside wires were protruding to this day. I still wonder if he has. I, you know what?
01:56:22
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A chick with braces can be hot, but it's it's a dangerous game. It's a dangerous game. It's it's not it's never a good time. yeah It sounds cool, but it's not a good time. ah Sounds fun. Sounds like a great fun time. It's like dating a redhead. You know they're going to kill you at one point, but, you know, what a way to go. Hell yeah. I've been learning on that.
01:56:49
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It is like a hashtag, fucking love it. But, but. Yeah. braces. I've never been blown with a chick by braces, but it's like, there's a reason why because yeah, I never, I never had. I'm not a big guy in in that sense. But it's like, you know, I just don't think the opportunity has ever been given. So I agree. yeah it's it's It's a rare opportunity.
01:57:21
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oh
01:57:24
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And last but not least for tonight, and we'll pick up this this list next Wednesday night. The. K deaf writes in. I was watching anime with a friend in his dorm. One thing led to another and his pants came off. Nerds. watch K deaf K deaf says his penis was huge. That's a huge penis.
01:57:50
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but what tell you' paint it How you doing, Dave? That's a Pokémon! Is that penis chew? Gotta catch them all, I'll be right back! and Fortunately for you, I have experience. Hey, Def says I've seen lots of penises now.
01:58:18
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Uh, she uh, she again i'm i'm assuming this is a she until i You never know because until until I read otherwise you dudes watch an anime is not a new thing let's be ready Yeah until I read otherwise kdef uh said um I remember Gaping at it for a good 30 seconds before remembering that I was supposed to be doing something with it
01:58:44
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turn to it. It's not going to suck itself. yeah After nearly vomiting twice from trying to deep throat it and after getting my face fucked until I could barely breathe, he finally came. When he offered to return the favor, I turned him down and went back to my room. My jaw, my throat hurt for the next week after that and it hurt to swallow anything for days. This was my first and last experience.
01:59:11
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with a dick and how I discovered I am a lesbian. You were watching anime. That should have been your first hit. Yeah, yeah. You were watching anime and you you you didn't know, yeah, you didn't know how to say no when it came to, oh my God, I can't breathe. Yeah. Well, it was definitely a chick. Yeah. It was now sworn off dicks because of one. I swore off dicks a long time ago, like at birth.
01:59:38
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but's s f You did? How long did it take before you swore off dicks, Jeff? A giant one that I couldn't breathe while I was watching anime. Well, why don't you say that? I swear I'm off right before the show. I'm gonna unswear them when we're done. No, no, no. No, it's like... Like... future I've never blown anybody.
02:00:06
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But it just, that doesn't sound like fun. Like, Oh my God, I can't breathe. I'm going to throw up. Ah, yeah. does It doesn't sound like a, uh, yeah, no, I don't want to take an opinion on this. I'm sure, you know, like, well, Nikki can't relate because she's dating you, but no,
02:00:28
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no but you know what i mean it's like like, let's be honest. It's one of those things is like, how many giant huge dick dudes get blown like that. I'm sure if you see something that comes out like this, some chicks like, you know what? Maybe I'll just stroke you. You know, I can spit my hand and rub it. yeah normally right but maybe reach out and firmly grasp i like You know,
02:01:03
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some, some, some chicks are into that. here and know into the day That's how I know I can't be gay. That's how I It's it's it's it's there's a long lead-up to it great i'm like wow that's longer than i thought But yeah, thanks everybody for watching thanks for everybody listen We are going to sign out now that we are at two hours and 50 seconds um Don't forget tomorrow um unless I hear Once I find it once I if I hear from Matt or sorry Matt lock
02:01:51
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ah I'm going to look him up here when we're done log into our Instagram page.
Upcoming Events and Farewell
02:01:55
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He just started. I am. I am. Oh, okay. So I need to check follow notifications. Yeah, that'll do it. Um,
02:02:07
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Friday, nonsense and chill, we're watching Die Hard, you can jump up onto the Discord and watch it with us. ah And Saturday, cash do you guys got Cassius Corner on Saturday? Yeah, we actually got a big ah busy Saturday for Cassius Corner because we will be recapping Survivor Series. And Saturday night is, they're bringing back a classic.
02:02:33
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uh saturday night main event on nbc so we'll be making our picks and talking about that what they bring back classic no i'm interested i don't know did and and and there's a Big time Hall of Famer returning for the Saturday Main Event. Jesse the body Ventura also known as the Governor of Minnesota. He used to do the commentating on Saturday Night Main Event. So they bring it back. I heard. you the Oh, he's going to commentate? Yeah, he was a he was a he was a playboy. He was like the and commentator, the announcer. The color commentator, right?
02:03:12
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Yeah, for for Saturday night main event back in the day, him and Vince McMahon used to do it. And I can't wait to see Jesse back. ah He was at Monday Night Raw last week and he looked good. He's old, but he looked good. And I'm excited to have him back in the driver's seat calling the matches and hearing and all his- I saw him on a podcast recently. They asked if he would actually reconcile with Hulk Hogan. He basically said, no, fuck that dude. A lot of people are basically said Hogan can go to hell.
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