Movie Night with Michael & Friends

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Speaker: Hello, this is Arliss Walker, frontman for the Southern Outlaws Band, and I'm here in my own words that Michael definitely did not write to present to you a true generational talent.

Speaker: No, I'm sorry. That doesn't cover it. The man you're about to behold is a true juggernaut of entertainment and comedic force of nature, an all-around humanitarian and the kind of entertainer I hope to be someday. I am not overselling it when I say it is most definitely your privilege to be here to watch Movie Night with Michael and Friends. So...

Speaker: Buckle up, folks, and prepare for the most fun you'll have with your clothes on. And it is my honor to present to you my hero, my mentor, and most importantly, my dear friend, Michael Copenhaver, because he is good for the soul.

Speaker: Thank you for that wonderful intro, Mr. Arliss Walker. I appreciate that, man. Big shout out to my friend Arliss. ah Real quick, I'm going to tell everybody, i don't know what's happening, but apparently there were swirling lights overhead the other night and Arliss hasn't been seen since. His truck was found on the side of the road somewhere.

Speaker: Prayers out to him and his band and his friends and family and everybody. this I want to open up with that, guys. i Wishing for the best for Arliss, guys. Let's cross our heart cross our fingers and but Keep his prayers in our hearts. Keep our hearts in prayers. and Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Welcome to the stage, my coach for the night.

Speaker: William from Another Shot Podcast. What's up, Bill? What's going on, brother? I'm just here to talk some stuff, you know, have a little fun. What the heck is... I'm having some weird technical difficulties.

Speaker: Anybody?

Speaker: Welcome to another shot podcast, guys. This is our here fun day Friday. ah i do I do believe our friends will be back here shortly, I hope. but I don't know what to say. Oh, wait. The edge! by

Speaker: They didn't have to cut my show up to do it, but thank you for bringing it back. Hey, I like to thank them for bringing the good shit, you know, to drink at least. i don know What are we drinking tonight? hot Buffalo trees. Buffalo trees! Hey.

Speaker: They know those little gray guys know how to party.

Speaker: So welcome. Apparently my surprise co-host. I was longer from the Sun Outlaws band, everybody. What's happening? We're here to talk about movies.

Speaker: Bill, you brought something with you. What do you got? did Did they find that dead hooker in the back of his truck? Whoa, whoa. Unalived. Unalived. oh his for was trigger and His front seat was full of tiny glasses too, I bet.

Speaker: I think there's a jar of moonshine in the door they didn't drink it. Oh my. yeah I do love moonshine. I guess I'm out there. I'll get you some. They brought your truck back with you?

Speaker: Oh yeah. They delivered me. Even the aliens give them the red carpet treatment. ah are you doing? I'm doing great.

Speaker: Outstanding. Definitely. So ah before we begin talking about movies, yes you have something going on am tomorrow, right? Yes, we do. We are doing an acoustic performance at the Army and Navy in Niles, Ohio, which is the number 244. It's the one on Mason Street? Yes, on Mason Street. And you will have the entire band. You will have myself, Mr. Dave Weidlacher, the guitarist, Mr. Matt Bauer, the bassist, and Michael Mann Lawrence on an acoustic drum set.

Speaker: So it's going to be fun. Dave's coming. It is gonna be fun. So, and it's their Halloween party. Halloween party! Costume party? Yes, costume party. Soon I'm gonna be there in costume. soon Yeah.

Speaker: I see you're already wearing it. We're scary enough, so we're just going ourselves. In cult. Yeah, I know. Terrifying. Yes.

Speaker: Bill, what do you got going on? Anything? I was just thinking guys were about to kiss for a second. I mean, the way you guys just looked lovingly into each other's eyes and got real close. I was starting to get a little- It's a connection, Bill. We're brothers, not cousins. The lighting, you've got the mood. I mean, all all you need now is the music.

Speaker: Don't make me get out my lamp. Well,

Speaker: but seeing as you you guys are already dressed apart, I thought we'd talk about some zombies tonight. Oh, zombies. I like zombies. Before we begin about that ah question.

Speaker: Favorite zombie movie, Bill, go. Favorite zombie movie of all time would have to be... ah Man, I got so many of them. um got zero fuck I would have to say Zombieland, honestly.

Speaker: Speaking of music. No music, no music.

Speaker: Zombie land, huh? I love zombie land. Dude, awesome cast. um The right amount of gore. I mean, they they did good with that one. And Arliss, you and I had mentioned it a little while ago. Right up there is Shaun of the Dead.

Speaker: Yeah, I've just seen it. Anytime you can laugh. Hilarious, loved it. yeah Yeah. The guy who plays um Victor in the Underworld.

Speaker: Yes, thank you. It's in that as his father-in-law, and I thought he was great in the community role. I've only ever known that guy as Victor. He was actually in all three of his movies. He also played Davy Jones in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was ah what? job Billy, no, Davy Jones. Davy Jones. Davy Jones. Let me know if you catch you catch it the second time.

Speaker: what Catch what? what did you hear I literally it just got done saying he played Davy Jones in the Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, yeah, he played that. um Let me get this. Davy Jones, you know.

Speaker: Sorry, go ahead. Look. You were saying? Marijuana affects the memory.

Speaker: You smoking the bad. I was saying a bunch of shit. It don't matter what I was saying. So your your favorite, though, is, okay, I got your favorite. What's your favorite zombie movie? Do you have one? Actually, i do not.

Speaker: I've never really watched a lot of zombie movies. I was just introduced to that. Sean, that was actually pretty funny. you know I really enjoyed it. I just never really got into zombie movies. To me, I had that stigma that they were overplayed.

Speaker: There's so many of them. Well, sure. But all movies are not equal. Well, that's true. That is true. Bill, do you consider 28 days later zombie movie?

Speaker: I don't consider 28 days later. i don't consider 28 weeks later. i don't consider 28 years later. Those are zombies because they they literally tell you in the very first one they're infected with rage.

Speaker: The rage virus. Yes, yes. It is a rage virus. It is, you know, it just causes it. Basically, it's a higher form of rabies. I mean, if if you wanted to go that route, then you would say the movie Quarantine was a zombie movie, which I do not consider a zombie movie.

Speaker: i can't remember if i saw Quarantine or not. I might have quit on that one. It kind of sucked. It was kind of a found footage. You know, it was done with, um ah what's her name? I think it was Charisma Carpenter or Jennifer Carpenter, one of the two. She was in it.

Speaker: And she goes into this, um she's interviewing a first responder group. fireman. They get a call. They go to this hotel.

Speaker: or I'm sorry, this apartment building. And they come across this woman that's like foaming at the mouth and you know she's basically got the rage. She comes after them.

Speaker: Next thing you know they you know, the CDC comes in and they have no idea what's going on, but the place gets completely quarantined, locked down. It was dumb. That kind of sounds like a night out in Cleveland. Yeah, it does.

Speaker: build flats yeah all night every night. I think I've seen that movie. So your zombies have to shamble. ah Yes and no.

Speaker: um I do like the the traditional. I tend to lean more towards that direction where they they kind of just like lurch towards you a little bit because I mean it kind of keeps with how a reanimated corpse would possibly, you know, their muscles don't work as well and So I could see them kind of... But then you go from... you know There was a little bit of a snafu whenever they did night of the Living Dead. He lost the rights. He never did a copyright on the name.

Speaker: So he lost the rights to The Living Dead. That's why you had Night of the Living Dead. And then instead of it being um Dawn of the Dead. Dawn of the Dead. Day of the Dead. Land of the Dead. you know I just watched one last night called Festival the Dead.

Speaker: Followed by Body Bags. Dead Fest. I think, wait, they had that every year for 30 plus years. The Grateful Dead.

Speaker: Dead Fest, Dead Fest, Dead Fest, everywhere they went. Well, what was neat about this one. tell you right now, the parking lot at a dead show, finally like a zombie apocalypse. A lot of shamblers, a lot of twiggers. It was wild. Saw it 27 times.

Speaker: Hey, we almost had a zombie epidemic. Who remembers the bath salts incident? That's right.

Speaker: Man, I forgot about the bath salts. But also, that might just be a side effect of being Floridian. Well, it happened to some kid, I guess some college kid in Chicago had smoked bath salts and then turned around and literally killed and ate his roommate. So just saying.

Speaker: There's a, don't People that want to blame drugs on doing stupid shit, they were stupid before they did drugs. Oh, bath salt's not even a drug. It's a chemical. You know, it's just straight up.

Speaker: It's not even real salt. yeah

Speaker: That might be the smartest thing I've ever heard, Bill. You like that one? No, I love it. Dude, I'm going to put that on the wall of quotes. Bath salt ain't even real salt. Yeah.

Speaker: The bad thing of it is, how does Bill know that? Did he try to use it as a condiment or something? Yeah, he must have. Right. He sprinkled it on his hot dog, next thing you know, he's biting his face off, or biting someone's face off. He used to have a dog in his finger. After Night of the Living Dead...

Speaker: You know, then came Dawn of the Dead. And then in the, I think it was 1985, you got Return of the Living Dead, which introduced not only the running zombie, you could no longer kill them by shooting them in the head. They tied it into Night of the Living Dead. You know, they, but that, big you know, that brought the famous brains. Mm-hmm.

Speaker: The one in 85, I'm not exactly sure what the title was. You said Return the Living Dead. I'll buy you ah that for a dollar from you. um Didn't that where they had the yeah the barrel in the water or something like that and it gotten went trickling downstream?

Speaker: That was the second one. Return of the Return of the Living Dead returning? Return of the Living Dead Part 2. Oh, interesting. And then they did, you know, a Return of the Living Dead Part 3. So it went from being like that dark comedy that, you know...

Speaker: There was always some slapstick to it. The third one actually got a little more sinister because they know what they have now. they They've got the the chemical. So they're thinking the army has it. They're like, oh, let's reanimate the dead and they we'll make super soldiers out of them.

Speaker: No, no, no. That was called universal soldier dummy. Yeah, sure. We'll go with that. Dolph.

Speaker: Hey, you muted.

Speaker: I'm good time. Sorry, I have a third wheel in the group. We're having a great time. Well, I have to worry about my cat. She's just a kitten, but she's a killing machine. She's beautiful. no she is gorgeous. but Oh, no, it's an unaliving machine.

Speaker: No, yes, you're right. Thank you, Bill. I think right now, she ah she's a little terrorist. I love her. the and introduce and the introduction of the running zombie.

Speaker: That was Return of the Living Dead, you said? Yes. I don't remember that in that, but I haven't seen them in so long, and I'm 100% sure. If I watched them two or three times, I was maybe 14, 15 at the oldest the last time I saw them.

Speaker: And what's really cool... many Oh, World War Z. Ooh, World War Z. I liked that one. Did you like that one? World War z wasn't bad. Yeah.

Speaker: No, I didn't. i tried I tried to put a spin on it. There really was no... It was kind of like... um A lot of people think that... What was that one with Will Smith?

Speaker: um Yes, that was more like vampires. Yeah. But then there's a lot of people that say no. was called a spin on Omega Man too, wasn't it? The original Omega Man with Charlton Heston.

Speaker: But it was called... I am legend. Thank you. Yes, yes.

Speaker: I liked that movie. I don't know. they CG really kills it for me. And that's why it's really hard for me to watch a lot of these newer zombie movies.

Speaker: You know, the when when you start you know adding too much, you know, the the blood, you can tell it's fake. will They probably have them over there. You know, when it's computer generated, it just, it ruins it.

Speaker: It's not scary. There's no... There is good CGI. But when it's used limitedly.

Speaker: Limitedly. That's where I'm at. That's a little argumentative when you think about it. Only because T2, a lot of that movie was CG, which they kind of really put CG on the map.

Speaker: Well, yeah, it was groundbreaking. It was super innovative. CGI was... I'd say if Mandy said the same thing you do, us computer graphics takes the imagination out of it.

Speaker: And The Return of Living Dead is 40 years old this month. Yes. Which was shot where, Bill? Monroeville, Pennsylvania. Which gives it its nickname what?

Speaker: Ah, Monroeville is actually one of the zombie capitals of the U.S. They call, like, the Pittsburgh, generally the Pittsburgh area, zombie town. So, let's get one thing out of the way, though. Return of the Living Dead was actually filmed in Louisville, Kentucky.

Speaker: The whole thing? Yes. Dawn of the Dead. don't realize math was around since 85. Hang on. No. Dawn of the Dead. Dawn of the Dead, 1979, was filmed in Monroeville, Pennsylvania, at Monroeville Mall.

Speaker: Well, Return the Living Dead. I'm sorry. Night of the Living Dead. That was shot right outside Pittsburgh. That was filmed in Evans City.

Speaker: PA, yeah. Evans City, Pennsylvania. Yes, sir. We drove literally right past it when we were going out to Lowe's that one day. okay. Yeah. That was not far from Pittsburgh. i like i You know what? I should have took that few seconds and took you up there.

Speaker: Being a movie buff, you'd like that. Well, it's not like I'll never see you again unless you know something I don't.

Speaker: Meth has had several names over the years. That's not the conversation we're having, Mandy. But thank you for your meth-pertise. Yes. what did you What were you saying, Aros? I said... and There's a method to her madness. that I need to move to...

Speaker: ah Pennsylvania nice enough. Because of the meth? Well, that and look at Bill. I mean, come on. I don't turn out like that. He's all right. formo Jesus Christ. Somebody let a pair loose.

Speaker: Sit your ass up there at the bar with Bill, you coward.

Speaker: like i've probably plan it's for the audience i mean I'm to my gal pal, Kat. She's ah probably the second best trivia host you'll ever see in your life.

Speaker: The second best? Well, I am. gee I wonder who the first would be. What happened was... That's funny, Mandy.

Speaker: You know. Yeah, Bill, he is my mentor and my hero. I mean, you heard the intro. I did. Did you hear the address? I'm not overselling it, sir. I promise. No.

Speaker: And I do have a disclaimer. He didn't write any of that. You know.

Speaker: I'm sure notarized by him.

Speaker: Thanks again for that. You're welcome. but I get the most out of Arliss because Arliss, tell you, there's a reason he's sitting here. He's my right-hand man. Me, I'm left out.

Speaker: No comment from Bill. No, go ahead continue. I'm listening. We're done. the man The bro love is over for now. For now. Don't worry. I'll come back. Shit, the honeymoon ended. That was quick.

Speaker: He's so jealous. Well, i mean, your guy's age, I mean, honestly, probably, you know, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Continue. ah He's barely, a oh he ain't that. Barely younger than us, right? Yeah.

Speaker: So continue about the day of the dead stuff. I just got to look from the silver fox off to the side here. Speaking of the walking dead. So anyways.

Speaker: Wait yeah for it. Wait for it.

Speaker: Mandy says the right hand may get in the left handed shaft. Depends on which way it curves. um Anyways. Whoa. and That escalated quickly. Yes, it did. So yes. Um.

Speaker: manableves el'll be la what about zombie land runroville i'm sorry zombie town and all that uh tell us more about the history that you know um well romero was from pittsburgh he went to school in pittsburgh you know wow i did not know that yes romero and the thing of it you know what's fun about jay romero audience case you do know ja romero yes and his kids have actually kind of kept up his legacy so you know they uh They're not into it as much, but like I said, i when you watch a movie called Festival the Living Dead.

Speaker: Sentinels? Festival. Oh, oh,

Speaker: The premise of this one, I kind of liked it because they referred to the zombie incident being real. So they said what happened in 1968, they were saying it was real, and now they have a festival to commemorate the the defeating of the zombies.

Speaker: That's great. but where And that's this weekend.

Speaker: Or last weekend. No, this weekend. Oh, okay. we're Apparently we're talking two different things. smoke Take another hit. you You go and let me know when it's my turn. Arliss, give him something. Did you ever see the movie Flight where they had to like wake up Denzel Washington?

Speaker: yeah were we i mean, we need John Goodman just to go ahead and bring in a backpack full of all the good stuff. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's not that show anymore.

Speaker: Anyways. No, this weekend is the Living Dead weekend. They always have a lot of the original zombies. They bring back like a lot of the main characters.

Speaker: But they also tie in some of the other ones. And this year, they did this three years ago. And they've brought them all back. They're actually bringing back the main actors from Return of the Living Dead.

Speaker: So Romero, you know, that whole group, everybody is kind of kissed and made up. And even the Return of the Living Dead movie paid homage to Night of the Living Dead. Just so he, you know, hey, I'm not a total dick for taking your name.

Speaker: Mandy says she's to show her age. But one of her favorites is The Serpent and the Rainbow. love the classic zombie, voodoo zombie. Wes Craven. Based on a true story about a real scientist, a real like drug scientist, medicine scientist, who went there looking for a way to, ah it was supposed to be improve, um he trying to improve on um when they put you to sleep. What was that she called?

Speaker: Anesthesias. Anesthetics and such. Because they thought, you know, if they could put them to sleep that way to where they can still speak and be able to function or whatever, that might be helpful for some certain brain surgeries and such.

Speaker: Are you familiar with voodoo zombies, Bill? I am. That's basically how the zombie you know thing came about. I mean, they it was a voodoo ritual. The first zombie movie was called White Zombie.

Speaker: I wonder where ah Rob Zombie got his name from. Weird. I really wonder. Mandy grew up in Louisiana. Very cool.

Speaker: Yes. do how ha on how then we yeah know She knew exactly what I just said. So voodoo zombies, yeah?

Speaker: Yeah. They were the original zombies. They were the original zombies. But what makes a voodoo zombie different than a traditional zombie? you Are you aware? Voodoo zombies are supposed to be just kind of like under a spell. Yes, that's right. They're under the control of a voodoo priestess. They're not a flesh-eating ghoul that, you know, they they didn't come out of the ground. This is somebody that has actually been, quote-unquote, possessed by a voodoo priestess.

Speaker: Yes, yes. Okay, great. Good job, Bill. You really know your zombie lore. A little bit about this. In Louisiana, it was a practice of stuff that used the toxins from puffer fish that would wind up turning people actually into like a zombie. Interesting.

Speaker: Isn't that one of the most expensive dishes on the planet is in Japan? Yeah, my name is the puffer fish. But if it's not prepared correctly, you die when you eat it. Yes.

Speaker: Priestess. Makes sense. So basically, she marries them.

Speaker: I love my wife. Sue, you're the best.

Speaker: Not exactly married. It's just put under the control. i understand. that was very It's called a joke.

Speaker: I ran with it. you You weren't even paying attention. I have a hard time doing that with you. And I'm just a Marie Laveau. Shit, Mandy, going to send you the link. Come in here and talk to us about it. Who knows about Marie Laveau?

Speaker: You? Yes. Talk to us, Doug. Marie Laveau was actually a voodoo priestess, and and and she lived right there in the French Quarter. Her daughter actually was most feared before, actually, more than her.

Speaker: And she is buried right there at one of the cemeteries, and on her tomb, it is customary for people, if they wind up going to her tomb and putting an X,

Speaker: On her tomb that it'll actually bring you good luck. Putting a what? An X. X. An X. Not a hex. No. That's what I heard.

Speaker: No. Yep. They put an X on her tomb and it's supposed to bring you good luck. You're also supposed to leave a drink. You can leave wine. You can leave rum. Traditionally, they leave rum.

Speaker: But there actually is still a shop that is right there on the French Quarter, right outside of Jefferson Square, which is the Marie Laveau Voodoo Shop, which is still there and in Louisiana.

Speaker: If I'm not mistaken, though, is her family trying to get that? Yeah, know. They stopped them from putting the X, but... Well, no, it's not that. They're trying to kind of clear her name because through the...

Speaker: over the years, she's become known as like an evil woman. And they said she wasn't really an evil woman. She was actually, you know, like, a on I guess a... for that time period you'd be like a ah nurse practitioner.

Speaker: She just, you know, did, you know, more herbal and more based, you know, medicines. And, you know, a lot of people didn't explain it. drew no rich Right. When she was curing people and stuff with not quite modern medicine, you know, they, you know, consider, you know, a priestess. That's the American thing to do, you know Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever heard of Dr. Brzezinski? No, I do not.

Speaker: Brzezinski, real guy, modern guy. Learned how to cure cancers with a zero invasion zero invasion and zero... ah Mandy's right. Yeah, because she was considered a medicine doctor.

Speaker: Which, like I said, would be considered like a nurse practitioner. You know? Back then, the barber was the doctor the dentist. Oh, yeah. So think about that. shit They don't know what medicine is just yet. Not modern medicine of any kind. But Brzezinski, he learned how to cure brain cancers with no invasive technique and no invasive techniques and no toxic techniques. and All herbal, all natural.

Speaker: And you know what happened to him? or The American Medical Association kicked him out saying that he was practicing pseudoscience. Yeah. So you know what he did. He went to Europe. And now he cures cancer every day in Europe.

Speaker: Just so you know, your country, your country does not want you to live. Yeah, it doesn't surprise me in at least bit. Yeah, they don't want cures. They want customers.

Speaker: But that's another show. We're talking about zombies. Yes. And I think and as Americans, a lot of us are zombies. Yeah. One of the first ones we've had the medicine people. That's interesting. Yes. Didn't Yes write that song about her?

Speaker: Evil Woman! Well, there's actually there's actually a song in a Marie LeBeau. Well, first off, that was Blue Oyster Cult. Let's get that one out of the way. um can't think of it now.

Speaker: You actually did write it, but I do remember it. What did you get out of the way, Bill? That was Blue Oyster Cult that did Evil Woman. Blue Oyster Cult? Yep.

Speaker: Really? Yep. Don't you hear me? can't find that. I know it was a country singer. Arliss, you should have known that one. She doesn't listen either those bands. Yes, I did. I actually seemed to always recall the concert. Really?

Speaker: Numerous songs about Marie Laveau. No, they didn't do that one during that. I like Godzilla, though. Godzilla was awesome. I love that song.

Speaker: Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. Bobby Bear, the witchre the Witch Queen of New Orleans by Redbone, Dixie Drugs. Joe Sample, Dr. John. the holy Oh, dude, there's been a lot of people that have written songs. We're wrong, Bill. Huh?

Speaker: We're both wrong. Bobby Bear is the one that did it. ELO.

Speaker: Okay, so I knew i knew it was three you know at least three words in it. I mean, I was close. but but Fair enough, Bill. I'll give you half a point. Bobby Bear, Dr. Hogan Medicine Show.

Speaker: I did this on Marie LeBeau. Interesting. I like Dr. Hogan Medicine Show. They had a couple good jams. I will play for gumbo by Jimmy Buffett. LeBeau's mentioned in this. Fairground Attraction...

Speaker: rabbit foot mendi yeah look at her good i'm very did it she's fast on the google thank you if you right los angeles can he guys i mean so many bobby bears and louisiana water

Speaker: boy did we go off topic no we didn't third look ah The topic is a jumping on point and that's it. Yes. that Musical from 1999. Marie Christine is also based on the life of Laveau.

Speaker: Pretty cool. The voodoo aspect I think is pretty cool. There's a great movie we just talked about I think on Wednesday. it's called ah It's got Kate Hudson in it.

Speaker: The Skeleton Key. Have you seen that Bill? Yes.

Speaker: no It was only PG-13. It was right around... on it I want to say it was a few within a few years of ah the can the first Candyman movie, maybe. Oh, Mandy's going to try to jump in a box.

Speaker: we got to further jump That's who I always want to be, Mandy. The man in the box. Boom. Skellen Key. lot of voodoo in that.

Speaker: Wasn't bad. You didn't care for it? wasn't Wasn't one of my favorites, but bear in mind, that's ah you know she's more known for her comedy, so when she turned around and tried to do something a little more serious, it just didn't pan out well.

Speaker: Look, I don't care about the acting, particularly in that particular of the movie. I don't remember her being terrible at it, but at the same time, she's just so pretty, it's hard to fucking take her seriously. And knowing that Goldie and Kurt made that, holy cow, what beautiful people make beautiful children.

Speaker: In my case, I'm lucky. I made beautiful children with this. wait a minute Wait a minute. I don't think Kurt Russell was the father. I think somebody else was. Kurt Russell raised her.

Speaker: well see he He shed his pretty off onto her.

Speaker: Just saying. Anyway, the voodoo aspect and the story itself is what I really liked about that movie. I did not see the end coming. I really like, oh, shit, Mandy's going to pop in. Excellent.

Speaker: Oh, boy. You'd have to ask me to do that, wouldn't you? Where can I send it, Mandy? Are we friends on Facebook?

Speaker: I hope so. so Just drop the link. Drop the link in the messages and let her click on it. It's not like that. I know who she is. We are friends on Facebook. Same difference.

Speaker: No, it's not. I don't want anyone thinking, anybody thinking they can pop in. Not just anybody can pop in. watch

Speaker: Bill Hudson was the father of Goldie. hall or um I guess that makes of sense why she's called Kate Hudson. Yeah, Mamora.

Speaker: I'm not telling anything you don't know. Sorry.

Speaker: But the fun thing about zombie movies, when Romero created George A. Romero, when he did Night Living Dead, it was originally supposed to be Night of the Flesh Eaters. He wanted to call it Night of the Ghouls.

Speaker: the The term zombie was never... It was not a thing until later on.

Speaker: going have to do a bill. I'm going to have to do a bill thing. Well, you don't have any, you're the only one allowed in just so you know, this is not an open door challenge game. Not just anyone can commit on this corporate solution.

Speaker: that's the beauty of it. You know, you you get that little box at the bottom. I don't know you. See ya. Well, an error occurred. Wait a moment then try again.

Speaker: Thank you, brother. i will see you in a bit. I'll probably jump on with you after this with Arliss. If he's interested, we were going to have a bonfire, but, uh, the woods been too damn wet everybody lazy and shaman show kicking off in about 20 minutes we'll be done not too long after that so stay around for us if you can there's mandy i know that's her everybody welcome to the stage friend of the network friend of the gang members what ah hello fellas i i'm a friend of the weirdo clan

Speaker: now Don't hold it against me. hell That's what they always tell me. Don't hold it against me. so you well Somebody had to say hold it against you because ah you got married. That's right. that's right she's ah I don't trust her judgment. so you you are You have the floor.

Speaker: Talk to us about voodoo zombies. okay What would you like to know that you haven't already discussed? Oh, for fuck's sake. run you direction to be great hair i'm honest Okay.

Speaker: Well, the original voodoo zombies um were controlled through the voodoo dolls. that That is the whole purpose of them is so that you have control over your person, over your spirit.

Speaker: And in order for you to be released from the voodoo zombie, you they have to do a ceremony with the doll to basically disconnect you.

Speaker: Otherwise, that person has complete control over you. in the movie, The Devil's Advocate, I can't think of the actor's name, but he played the zombie guy.

Speaker: in the city, who's in New York City, he had all these chickens and stuff, and people were having, up in arms over him, having all these domesticated animals, remember? And he took the cows, and he did a thing, and stabbed the nail in it, the guy couldn't talk anymore.

Speaker: That's classic. Yes, that's classic voodoo. So it's kind of the same difference. who huh Yeah, the the whole thing behind the voodoo is that they are essentially crushing your spirit until you no longer have free will.

Speaker: they are controlling They are controlling the essence of who you are. That's why everyone gets that withdrawn look because you no longer you have ah longer have control over food, water, any bodily functions.

Speaker: So you're scanning everything withdrawals. Maybe my mom's a voodoo.

Speaker: Gotta hope she's not watching. I sent the link to my aunt. Hi, Mom. I'm just doing voodoo from a Louisiana girl perspective. Since you said Serpent in the Rainbow is your all-time favorite zombie movie.

Speaker: Yes, it is. Is that the one where they stuck the needle in the guy's eye and he didn't even flinch and blink and stuff? Yes. Horrifying. Horrifying.

Speaker: I think that movie came out in 1988. In the 8th 9th grade.

Speaker: I was 11 and terrified after I saw the movie and then begotten appreciation in my teenage years for it.

Speaker: Although I still blame the original series of It for my fear of school close the stitch The original what? the like The original.

Speaker: Oh, the original. is Oh, really? Yes. Tell me the book. Not that terrible miniseries. See, I liked the miniseries, but I was a little kid when the miniseries came out. so Gotcha. Gotcha.

Speaker: Did you read the book? I did. There's not too much Stephen King I haven't read. In fact, I got some useless trivia for you about Stephen King.

Speaker: What are the only two movies that he didn't have cameos in? And do you know why? Okay, I know one of them is definitely The Shining. He was banned from the set of The Shining because he kept fighting with Stanley Kubrick.

Speaker: Yeah. No, that's not it. There are two very specific ones he would would not refuse to do a cameo in. Because of his own personal fear. No.

Speaker: No, it's the Shawshank Redemption and the Green Mile because he is terrified prisons. He wouldn't even go on set for either one.

Speaker: Okay, what was his cameo in Carrie's? um He was in the background in the... Y'all have to forgive me. Extra, basically.

Speaker: Yes, yes. he's ah He's either been an extra or had a cameo in almost every movie. Christine, where was he there? he was the He was in the the the dance um know when the dude's getting drunk.

Speaker: Now, Tommy Knuckles, I do not know because I've never seen Tommy Knuckles. I just, I saw an interview with him. I was actually at a thing where he was given a speech and he talks about how he wouldn't the Green Mile or Shawshank Redemption because he was absolutely terrified of prisons, that he would never do a movie where he had to be anywhere near a prison. Came straight from the horse's mouth.

Speaker: It was filmed right here in the great state of Ohio at the Mansfield Reformatory. I think another one would be The Dead Zone, the original 1980s movie, The Dead Zone. myself walking Who was he in that one? I don't remember him in that one either.

Speaker: um I've never seen The Dead Zone, so I don't know. I've read the book. when we come back ah That's another one. yeah He's he've had bit roles in all of those. You can actually go look it up and see.

Speaker: Sorry, my earring is bothering me. now just

Speaker: But Stephen King and Romero actually had a little bit of a collab too. And I think we talked about this one time, Michael.

Speaker: Which one? Creepshow. Oh, love that movie. Love that movie. That was a collaboration between Stephen King and George Romero.

Speaker: Stephen King was actually in the third story, The Lonely Death of Geordi. he was yeah He was the one that turned into the plan. He was the first Joe Dirt.

Speaker: He literally... He's going to make me out for space. That's a space peanut. In case I don't ever say this again, I love you, Michael. I will tell you something, Michael. Since you are a fan Creepshow, you would appreciate this bad boy right here. Wow.

Speaker: yeah It is signed by Galen Ross. Wow. Adrian Barbeau. oh nice. Tom Atkins.

Speaker: Missing Leslie Nielsen. That was the pinnacle one for me. I loved Leslie Nielsen. Leslie Nielsen would have to have been a zombie actually to be there. He was always such an underrated actor to me anyway. Leslie Nielsen. I mean, I know he he played a goofball a lot of times, but ah he was so underrated and underused as an actor.

Speaker: The last time me and Bill talked about it, ah before the ah airplane and Naked Gun and that, he was a very respected, like dramatic actor. There is Adrian Barbeau right there with the original mask and the original crate.

Speaker: Very cool. Oh, nice. Now, was it the first one that had Old Chief Woodenhead in it? Second one. Second one, yeah. I like that one too. Here's the original publication.

Speaker: okay Neato. All right. I'm just going to have some dinner with the hubby. Y'all have a good one and I'll catch the rest of the movie later. Thanks for popping in and sharing your knowledge about zombies. i appreciate it. No problem. won't Have a good one, y'all. And here you go Just for the fun of it.

Speaker: Here is the original Johnny and Barbara in the scene where the zombie attacks them. They're coming to get you, Barbara. Yes, that is Connor right there. He had to get um the original Johnny to say that.

Speaker: Is Barbara still alive? They both are. Wow.

Speaker: Told you, dude. I'm a horror movie fan. I love going to Monroeville for that Living Dead weekend. um I got all sorts of stuff. to you know Signed by Tom Savini.

Speaker: um Dude, I got an autograph from the original Naked Zombie.

Speaker: Yeah, I've seen that autograph. The original naked zombie. I do not know if I can really show it. You can can't. can't. You can't show it. I've seen the picture. No, I wouldn't do that at all. Sorry. um

Speaker: Look, look, look. It's an Instagram thing. How's your pause game?

Speaker: Boo, boo, wo boo, The original naked zombie is found don't know what you're talking about. Well, you guys had my good friend on home here and stuff, and he's he's been in a lot of, he was the body double for De Niro when they did Cape Fear.

Speaker: Who? Oh. Roland Jewett? Yeah, Roland. No kidding. Yeah, Roland was the body double for De Niro when he did did Cape Fear.

Speaker: Yeah, we were talking about Cape Fear the other day too, weren't we, Bill? A little bit, yeah. Juliette Lewis came up. Oh, that's right. Yes, yes, we did. Yes, we did.

Speaker: She played the daughter in Cape Fear. Okay. they got Bill, we're going to take a short, short, short, super short break. I don't usually do this, but I've got a guest in the house, and she needs a little help.

Speaker: She's trying to say she's sorry, but i don't believe her.

Speaker: So, well you know, I'm not taking a break. Arliss, you've got the con. Oh, God. he This is too much responsibility.

Speaker: ah Well, while he's gone, ah ah maybe we can go off topic of ah zombies for a minute.

Speaker: But... I know. um But yeah, like I said, I like a lot of Stephen King movies. I love Carrie. or Well, not Carrie, but Christine. I think that was one of my favorites.

Speaker: Plymouth Fury. Huh? Yeah, the original. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. What year was the Plymouth Fury they used? um Wasn't that a 57? I believe it was 58, actually.

Speaker: 58. I knew it was right there in that. I just couldn't remember exactly, um you know, when that was.

Speaker: but But, yeah, like i said, that's always been one of my favorites. Arliss. Yes.

Speaker: Hi, Kat.

Speaker: She's leaving. She's... she's she's Oh, well, I was going to say, how you doing? How you doing? little

Speaker: What, does she got a side piece?

Speaker: whatever i want a

Speaker: Just, hey you know, don't don't write him a script. He'll come up with it all on his own. Yeah. Or if somebody will write it for me.

Speaker: Bye. I do enjoy Stephen King movies. I'm one of the few that actually likes the but the the movies better than the books. Yeah. Because his books tend to get really long-winded for me.

Speaker: they they they get yeah and he really I don't know. that The Pet Sematary, though, didn't. I think that was one of the only only books out of the out of all that that I liked the book better than I did the movie.

Speaker: You're kidding. oh you ki You can't read. Now, you know. Yeah, but you know what? the What really helped set that movie off had Fred Gwynn playing the neighbor.

Speaker: Absolutely incredible. Herman Munster himself.

Speaker: I'll go get it. worry about that. i can do the same thing. No. You're the host. but No, that I'm not. I'm window dressing. you guys are the creamy feeling.

Speaker: I've been caught a lot of things. That ain't one of them. Yeah, I've got to do a lot of work to get media assets on this ah on this brand. ah Zombie movies. Back to the actual thing.

Speaker: So yeah the the the festival this weekend in Monroeville. That's all zombies all the time? Yeah. They normally do it twice a year. I'm kind of surprised they're doing another Monroeville.

Speaker: They started that last year um definite shot Usually they have one in June in Monroeville, which that's the bigger of them all.

Speaker: That's one where they'll bring in like um they had the Devil's Rejects the one year. o They had Creepshow one year, Return of the Living Dead. um They always have the lead zombie. He always shows up.

Speaker: I'm trying to remember the gentleman's name. I met him a couple of times. He's actually a really cool dude, but from Land of the Dead. Right there. That's rolling.

Speaker: But they also do one in, it's either August or September, and they do that in Evan City, where the original was filmed. So everybody meets the park. You can do a meet and greet. They do a little bit of a panel. Yes, the, are written you know, um George, I think, isn't it no.

Speaker: Yeah, George Steiner. And Judith O'Day. George Steinbrenner. He owns the Aggies. No, not Steinbrenner. um Steiner. I'm trying to remember his first name. Gosh darn it.

Speaker: Don't take me seriously, Bill. You know better. I'm trying to think. Yeah. But Judith O'Day, she played the original Barbara, still alive and kicking, both of them. He didn't say right. It's Barbara.

Speaker: And I'll tell you what. All you got to do is ask him. He'll do it every time. It never gets old. Some performers can do that. He's no, ah what was the little fella?

Speaker: The little fella from different strokes. Gary Coleman. Gary Coleman. Oh, he hated that. He hated when he wanted to wave from that stigma so much. If you walked up and asked him to do it. He asked for the girl that you took to the party, that brought you to the party.

Speaker: And that was what you're talking about with us. Let's be honest. Come on. I mean, even Mr. T. he I mean, he he never shies away from saying, I pity the fool, you know? T is a lot nicer than than he looks and acts.

Speaker: Dude, I... All right, there's what made him famous. Oh, yeah. I've got to meet a lot of really cool... people make it when he did in the chair for the body devil for in there dude crazy yeah during cape fear oh yeah you guys had him on the network i was uh not on that show they did that on the goods house of music with him was it i think so i told bill he needs to get him on the show

Speaker: I actually want to a go a step further though. I want to fly his ass up here and actually have him in the bar. Yeah, but he, I'll tell Roland keeps so damn busy, especially this time of year doing the, right now're doing yeah and doing the festivals.

Speaker: It'd be better if you wind up doing, you know, getting him remotely. Well, I was thinking, you know, if I wanted to do it, I don't care. I don't mind to do it remotely. Obviously, you know, I've had quite a few people on here,

Speaker: But, like, if I catch him, if he's close by, like, maybe on his way through. Yeah. Well, biggest thing is to reach out to him. Roland's a good guy. Just tell him I sent you.

Speaker: That's what I did with Glick.

Speaker: But, hell, the guy's done just everything from modeling to acting. He's a screenwriter, singer-songwriter. You know? But, yeah, just a great guy all the way around.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm not opposed to it at all.

Speaker: And he's big on horror movies. What's the one, they the screenplay that he wrote about the vampires? Oh, ah that's a great movie.

Speaker: I was on that show. Yeah, yeah that's right. i was on that show. I thought you were. It's called um The Devil and the Daylong Brothers. I think that's the Roland Jewel one. Yeah, he's the music guy too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Devil and the Daylong Brothers. Awesome flick.

Speaker: I think it's on Tubi right now. Check that out. The Devil and the Daylong Brothers. It's a... Dude, it's a neat musical, believe it or not. It's ah it's a really cool show.

Speaker: I'm not opposed to musicals. like i do did The darker, the better. like I like Sweeney Todd. I thought Johnny Depp was amazing in that. um I like the Phantom of the Opera.

Speaker: You know, Gerard Butler. That was a good one. um They also did one called um Repo, the Genetic Opera. That had Paul Sorvino, who knew he could sing.

Speaker: You know, the guy that played Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. he You know, he was in it and he sang. And Paris Hilton. They had the guy that played Otis in the House of 1000. Awesome movie. It really is. But it's all musical. It's awesome.

Speaker: Otis was the big tall one? No. Otis was...

Speaker: i can't remember who the big tall one was in The Devil's Rejects. They just called him They just called him tiny. Okay.

Speaker: But no, that's why I like going to Monroeville, dude. i get I have so much fun. they always You never know who's going there. Ken Furee's there this year. And speaking of the Devil's Rejects, Ken Furee is most notable right now for being the owner of the brothel that they all stayed at in the Devil's Rejects.

Speaker: I got a case of the sneezes. Gesundheit. Thank you. He's allergic to you, Bill. and No, it's not. it um Shit, he says something. I think he still smells the dust in your beard.

Speaker: Crap it. You said something wanted to touch on and I can't remember what it was now. That was too busy sneezing. I thought I was too old for you. sorry Whoops.

Speaker: ah Well, that cat's now out of the bag. jesus Okay, this show got a little... I can't pick on her anymore because um let's just say the rumors are true. Everything turns gray.

Speaker: Oh my. Yeah. Yeah, I know about it. el You know all about it. The first great one. I don't. I looked down, saw the first grade when I was ready to shoot myself in the head.

Speaker: Oh man. That first grade one is a soul crusher.

Speaker: Arliss was one of those ones. He was 100% that he found a gray hair and then it peed. Okay.

Speaker: You know, i used to like him. It just might be the alcohol talking. it In your case, there's no might about it. Yeah, there's no might about it. Yeah.

Speaker: Shit. Honestly, I got to meet... I'm sorry, speak to yourself. I kind of feel like a teenager right now. Yes, yes.

Speaker: Peter Pan syndrome here. Yes.

Speaker: I'll move on. i the what is the worst What is the worst zombie movie to you, Bill?

Speaker: know. A lot of the stuff made today. um

Speaker: I'd have to probably say 28 Days Later. that That whole series, I mean, it just...

Speaker: um Well, I'm glad said that. There was a reason asked you to consider 28 Days Later zombies. That's my favorite zombie flick.

Speaker: Because I count them as zombies. they don't They don't think normally anymore. They're out of control of themselves. They want to hurt and kill and maim. That's where I'm at. So, on that note, ah the movie The Crazies.

Speaker: Oh, I love that one too, yeah. It was originally done by George Romero, and then redone in the mid-2000s. That had Josh DeMell in I think. It's the sheriff?

Speaker: No, that was um the guy that was in Justified. Oh, okay. Timothy Oliphant. I get those two confused all the time. They're both so pretty.

Speaker: But... I mean, in that one, the plane crashed, chemical got released through the water. Everybody got it, and it made them go crazy. So, I mean, they they would mutilate and maim and hurt.

Speaker: Would you consider that one as a...

Speaker: So, everybody out there, welcome to another shot podcast. This is our Freaky Friday. um while these two The laughter here is because I'm going to a clarification.

Speaker: Okay, men are supposed to be handsome. Josh Duhamel, Timothy Oliphant, my really, really good brother Dan, okay? People say he and look like we could be almost twin brothers.

Speaker: And I say there's no way because Dan is way too pretty to be my brother. There's handsome and there's pretty. Some fellas are pretty. And that's not me glowing on him now, just so you know, Miss Duhamel.

Speaker: But some dudes are pretty. Some dudes are handsome. Some dudes are like this. You know? There's different strokes, different folks. yeah awesome I like her.

Speaker: ah um It's fun. We have a studio audience tonight, gang. Welcome to my world, dude. I have one every time.

Speaker: Yeah, I know. It must be great. My ribs are hurting right now.

Speaker: Yeah, I must be possessed. It's my soul running out of my body through my nostrils.

Speaker: Worst zombie movie? You say 28 days later. I'd have to say 28 days later. Well, that means you count as a zombie movie, Bill. but but Unfortunately, it doesn't matter what my opinion is of it. It is classified as a zombie movie. I don't know why it would be.

Speaker: I'll tell you what, you want one even better? Anything that is done CG, like all these newer ones you can find on Tubi, on that Freebie, or you know any of these you know free with ad, you know they're they're horrible. They're absolute they're they're trash.

Speaker: they're not even i mean The makeup's not even good. Dude, I watched one called The Stench of Flesh. And... the zombie the zombie apocalypse kind of happens and they actually keep a zombie in the shed. A good looking woman, fully nude and yeah, you can only imagine what goes on with that.

Speaker: Horrible. I'm not going to imagine that. I'm not John Wayne. I know he was a while. I'm not Kemper. I'm not Gein and I'm definitely not Bundy.

Speaker: They would often return to their crimes and Enjoy them one more time. blood ro on sure Bundy did not. No, he didn't. Not Bundy. He returned and had fun with him after he dropped him off.

Speaker: No, he didn't. but We'll agree to disagree on that one. what else this guys going off I'm going off biopics. ah And I'm pretty sure the Ted Bundy tapes, he talks about that.

Speaker: No, he never went back. Arliss, back me up on that one. You're into that, you know, the the true crime stuff. That's because I worked with it. What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker: He's not into true crime. He used to solve true crime. Yeah.

Speaker: He acts like he was the only one that was in law enforcement. That's the fun part. You were in it longer, though. You were in it longer. You were a correction officer. There's a difference.

Speaker: And I was a reserve officer as well.

Speaker: So he was facing the JV team. Yeah. I fucking love you, Bill. If I didn't mess with you, that would mean I didn't like you.

Speaker: I would mess with Katrina more, but she terrifies me. I've seen the look she gives you. I don't want those looks. I got one once and I was like, ye you can't go far enough to get away from it.

Speaker: That. that Yes. Yes. That one. I got that look from her and at the same time off from the couch, Michael from Sue. Yay! Sometimes I say things that aren't, you know. Yeah, I've heard that a few times. from Popular, correct, right, normal.

Speaker: Then they turn around, you know, they took the Return of the Living Dead movies here. This is where they really start getting stupid. And I can honestly say I don't have one particular I hated. They did another one called Necropolis.

Speaker: Horrible. It was almost like they were forcing the whole brains. It just. um Then they did another one called Rave to the Grave, where they got the triaxin, the the chemical that woke them up, you know, brought them all to, you know, made them all zombies.

Speaker: I thought that was Worcestershire sauce in the embalming fluid. That was South Park. Poor chef. You're good, Bill.

Speaker: ah umm I'm a zombie fan. Okay. I, if, if you had, if I had to pick two, um, I like zombie movies. I'm real big into into the vampire movies and I absolutely love slasher movies, particularly Jason. Jason is my favorite slasher.

Speaker: My favorite thing is you said, if I had to pick two and then he named three, that's a big education. Yeah. I like Jeepers Creepers. The first one. I remember thinking it was pretty solid. Uh,

Speaker: Is that the first one where he ripped the roof off the bus? Nope. Second one. Yeah. That's the one ah that was just dumb. Yeah. That's the one where he ripped his own head off and he ate the head from one of the victims. and The first one was the best.

Speaker: I must have stopped watching the second one because i don't remember that at all. Justin Long was ah absolutely incredible in that. I mean, he he is such an underrated actor. Who? Justin Long.

Speaker: Oh, my God. I love that guy. He is so underrated. He's great in everything I've ever seen. or Honestly. Like that, he's just not that into you.

Speaker: Awesome movie. um What was it? Drag Me to Hell. Great movie. Again. Oh, no doubt. Drag Me to Hell is fantastic. Waiting. Not a fan.

Speaker: Didn't like it. Why? or You got the wrong turn. You know why didn't like it? I like going out to eat, and I don't want to see that kind of nuts. And again, it was just, i don't know, a whole lot of swearing for swearing's sake. ah Kind of like Rodney Carrington in my eyes.

Speaker: I like Rodney Carrington. What the hell wrong with you, Bill? But he's not swearing just for swearing's sake. I'm talking about like first the first I always think of first is Danny McBride. ah yeah jany mcbride

Speaker: It's just a festival right of dancing. I mean, he he just, he doubles down on the dirty. Yeah, it's a festival of cursing for cursing's sake. That's not funny to me. and And in my opinion, that is Rodney Carrington. He uses the word fuck just because he thinks it's funny.

Speaker: I like Rodney Carrington. Now, some of his songs, like, I like Drop Them Out and, you know, stuff like that, but, you know. This is one, Don't Look Now, Mom's Gotta Boobs Up.

Speaker: Yeah, well, he also does, um, Show Them to Me. Yes, yes, yes. like that one But, i mean yeah, they're supposed to be dirty songs. But at the same time, he's setting that to music.

Speaker: To me, that is an actual skill and a talent. It's not just shouting swear words. That's Danny McBride. what was What was that movie he was in? um Beer for My Horses with um Toby Keith. and good watch it i liked it.

Speaker: It wasn't bad. He actually, I could stomach him in that one. but You might not know this about me. I never could get into it. I just, I can't, I've never laughed. I've never found him funny.

Speaker: I liked it. So to me, I don't know. You might not know this, but country music kills me one note at a time. Just destroys my soul. One note at a time. Which is shocking that I'm such good friends with country singer, huh, Bill? I was just getting ready to do it! That's what I said, huh, Bill?

Speaker: I know what he said. I didn't want to say it because I saw it. I was waiting for it. I'm like, he's going to Damn straight. But, uh, you touched on, um, the Will Smith one,

Speaker: I Am Legend. Yes. Those were vampires, kind of. Not really zombies, right? But they've also been classified as a zombie movie, too. But again, i mean, zombies traditionally don't burn up in the sunlight. That's a vampire trait.

Speaker: But they described, you know, it was also just described, you know, because they're, because of what the, what originally supposed to fight cancer actually turned around and turned them into, you you know it made a little but actually It made the cancer worse.

Speaker: So they couldn't go out in the sun. kind of like powder. you know Kind of like my wife Sue. She's allergic to the sun.

Speaker: It's true.

Speaker: I actually heard that that is a real thing. I never believed. is a real thing. I've also heard people can be allergic to cold. Cold? Yep. I might be one of them. I hate it.

Speaker: yeah What are you doing in Ohio? I have no idea. yeah All I know is when you're ready to go, take me with you. Okay.

Speaker: I am legend. I mean, it was good for what it was. The book was way better than the movie. Who did the book? I cannot remember. Is that a ah Philip K. Dick?

Speaker: No. No. Philip K. Dick's real, you know. And I think he's amazing. Personally, a great fucker. You got one from me because I don't... Okay, ah there was a movie called... ah Oh, okay, Total Recall.

Speaker: That's an adaptation Phil K. Dick. um What's one of the other ones? The one I like the best. ah It's an animated... Okay, they filmed it completely and then animated over the film, which I found really interesting. It had Keanu Reeves in it.

Speaker: um Oh, Johnny Mnemonic. No, no, no. That's... That is Keanu Reeves, but it wasn't animated. That was all the way. They had the Street Preacher played by Dolph Lundgren.

Speaker: Loved Johnny Mnemonic. That's a Philip K. Dick, yes. But not the one I'm thinking of. You're not thinking of Constantine, right? Definitely not. out writer and then Yeah, Winona Ryder was in it. um Woody Harrelson, RDJ.

Speaker: right, we're going to have to break it out. No, we're not. No, we're not. It's called Don't Do It. Well, it'll come to me eventually. It's called a Man, that's such a great movie.

Speaker: Shit. I'm so bad with one. I used to have a mind like a steel trap. The trap got rusty. Go ahead, Bill. Look it up. Oh, I thought you already did. I thought you already did. told me not to.

Speaker: Well, I decided you'd keep doing it anyway. Just not say it out loud. It's a absolutely fantastic movie.

Speaker: It is a scanner. Darkly. Yeah. Darkly. Yeah. good A scanner. Darkly. Woo. Go brain. Go.

Speaker: If you have not seen that, it's effing amazing. It is really good. That's another Philip K. Dick adaptation. Um, Philip K. Dick's a super interesting guy. He's also done The Man in the High Castle.

Speaker: Are you familiar with that one? I am not. It's an Amazon series. The first season, fucking phenomenal. ah Of all people, Steven Root.

Speaker: I love Steven Root. He can do anything. You ever see Dodgeball? Yeah. Steven Root's a little guy married to the chinese the the Filipino lady who's always yelling at him Oh, okay.

Speaker: That's Steven steven Root. He played the boss at News Radio when on ah Rogan's big breakout role. He played, I think his guy's name was Joe. This dude don't remember another character's name.

Speaker: Okay, Dick, dude. He's done so much. And all of it is super interesting stuff. Yeah. But the man in the high castle, it's about alternate realities and alternate universes, like parallel universes.

Speaker: And people can slide in and slide out. Philip K. Dick did a speech in France. Yes. Early 80s, where he talked about these ideas aren't just ideas.

Speaker: The man in the high castle is a reality in Philip K. Dick's world. He claims that He slides in, he slides out, he has memories from living in other universes, alternate timelines and such.

Speaker: It's wild. But that's kind of like the whole thing behind the man in the high castle. There's an alternate history where the Nazis won World War II. So they kind of split the world to the Japanese because they decided, you know what, we could fight them, but and why waste a bunch of good Aryans?

Speaker: Long story short, America split. Like to the Rockies, Japanese Empire. East of the Rockies, Nazi Empire. So ah that's in one reality.

Speaker: And then there's our base reality where you know we know what history was. But I found it really, really interesting. So what was happening was like these films from our timeline are getting smuggled through like the time loop or whatever into the other universe, showing the people in the Nazi land they could fight back and get out of this.

Speaker: And it kind of like raises a whole... It was a really interesting concept. That's what i'm saying. But Philip K. Dick claims he does that. That's why he knows there are other realities where history is not what we think it is, what we know it as.

Speaker: And it's, ah you know, terribly lost his mind like that, but it's a really great story. My question is, when you watch this, how much shit did you smoke? Well, mean, it's an everyday occurrence.

Speaker: So, no more than normal. which is probably not normal. What a great story. But that yeah, a scanner Oakley. Fucking amazing. You saw it, Bill? What do you think?

Speaker: i've seen I've seen parts of it. um

Speaker: I didn't realize the cast that was in it until I was just looking it up. Yeah, dude. Huge, huge, huge lineup. I didn't realize that Rory Cochran was in it. And he got his big break in what movie?

Speaker: Rory Cochran. Name any other character who's played. I i can't put a face to him. Dazed and confused. He was Slater.

Speaker: He was the one. he He was the stoner out of the whole group. He was the real skinny hippie guys. Oh, okay. Long hair. Yeah, I remember him.

Speaker: Then he turned around. um I mean, later on, he started taking on serious roles. Like he was in Black Mass. um He was in Black Mass. That was one of the Bulger.

Speaker: Whitey Balder, yes. He was in Oculus, which had the girl that played... ah Who was Thanos' daughter?

Speaker: Oh, so ah Zoe Saldana. No, the other one. Oh. Art Robot. yeah Yeah, I can't think of her name. She was a i supermodel before an actress.

Speaker: Karen Gillan. Scottish actress.

Speaker: that she's known for obviously movies. She's known for um Guardians of the Galaxies and she's also known for um Jumanji, the reboots.

Speaker: Was she? When they went into the game. Was she the red hair? Yep. I liked the first one better. i did not hate that I did not hate that reboot. Not a reboot, but a just a long, long-awaited sequel.

Speaker: See, I'm telling you right now, we we could do a whole other show on actors, like, you know, comedians that have done serious roles. Kind of like um who's a good one Robin Williams, yeah who could do both comedy and, I mean, Jesus God, 24-hour photo.

Speaker: um What was the one he did with Al Pacino? That wasn't so great. Insomnia. It was all right. Pardon? Insomnia. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Didn't love that one. Didn't love that one. um it was i again I thought Robin Williams ran circles around Pacino in that. um Well, he could run circles around anybody, dude. He just – look at Good Will Hunting.

Speaker: Probably five-part favorite role. Never saw it all the way through. Loved it. Went and seen it twice in theater. there That makes one of us. I hate say it, but I'm up at 10 o'clock here. I think the aliens are getting ready to abduct me again. It is what it is.

Speaker: yeah You have somewhere to be? don't know.

Speaker: Okay. No worries. Time for Bill to go. Gotcha. We got a bromance getting ready to fire back. I believe Aris has to go. Are you good to hang for a while, Bill?

Speaker: I can stick around for a while. Okay. I don't have a media asset to throw in there. So what can I do here?

Speaker: I deleted my other video.

Speaker: I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I don't know. alesss I need you and Dave to come over again sometime.

Speaker: I'm going to take a short break. Just say goodbye to my in in-house guests. and In honor of the in-house guests, if I have one in here, I'm going to play some Southern Outlaws Band. Arliss, where are you going be again tomorrow? and post any i'm sorry Plug anything you have coming up We are going to be at 244 Army and Navy on Mason Street in Niles, Ohio. Tomorrow it'll be acoustic show with the entire band.

Speaker: Party starts at 7 o'clock. It will be a Halloween party. There will be food and always cold beverages at the Army and Navy. And get ready for the big one, which will be April eighteenth where we co-headline the Southern Outlaws Band with the Kentucky Music Mafia at the Troubadour in Nashville, Tennessee.

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Speaker: i guess for the time being, I guess I'm the one kind of spinning it and going. um

Speaker: Sorry, I lasted longer than usual.

Speaker: I play all his songs all the time. so i mean it's I know them by heart. I know exactly when they begin. and you know i was too far away. i don't I don't have any way to hear it.

Speaker: you i walked in outside. You played Louisiana Water there since we were talking. I don't have it in the i don't have it in the thing. There's only so many media assets.

Speaker: ah I can help hook you up with that one. um I know I can get it. I just don't have it uploaded. That's I'm saying. That's how I'm saying. vampire movies.

Speaker: Let's just swap genres for a little bit since I know you love the horror movies. I enjoy horror movies. And we haven't really talked a lot about vampire movies. Carpenter, my favorite director.

Speaker: The movie Vampire with James Woods, the super weirdo. Phenomenal movie. james I don't know what is James Woods' best, in my opinion. He was hardcore in that movie.

Speaker: I really like him. It's a toss-up for me. Between that role and the role he played in the one with Michael J. Fox, The Hard Way. Oh, okay.

Speaker: I've heard it. I love him in that. h I've heard of it. Did not see it, but he was also very good in The Specialist. James Woods.

Speaker: Yep. He was the... um The Specialist. That was Stallone and... and uh you're stone it's just stone yeah yeah and then you had much wasn't that uh him versus antonio banderas no that was assassins that was a sad about the specialist what what was that was the assassin or something that he was a um ball maker like he he he he was the guy that would go in and like he he he was another assassin

Speaker: But, you know, his specialty was bombs. That's how he went in there and he went after. um Oh, God. The Jackal? No, hang on. um The Jackal was Richard Gere and. Yeah, yeah but i i meant when you said he went after, I assumed it was a guy who's probably modeled closely to, if not, right after. I'm trying to thank the actor. um God bless. if if We've been on horror movies now. I can't think straight. Um.

Speaker: Oh, she was in um The Pelican Brief, My Best Friend's Wedding. um

Speaker: There's a Washington. Fried green tomato. No, the girl. the um Give me a second. Oh, Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts. Yeah, Eric Roberts. Her brother was the the bad guy and the specialist.

Speaker: And as it turns out, um James Wood was kind of like a rogue cop. You know, he was a bomb specialist. You know, he he's like, ah you know, he he was such an asshole. And he's like, you know, you guys, you know, you think you're so smart and look at all this. You got all this stuff playing around. It's amazing what you could do with, you know.

Speaker: Oh, if I take this ballpoint pen right here and I connect this and this to it. Oh, wait, is that a detonator? What if I put it in the seat for now? And I go now, what happens if I unclick this?

Speaker: You know, he he was he was so good in that. I know I saw that movie, but it I had no memory of it whatsoever other than Stallone was in it, right?

Speaker: Yes. and sure that' so That's all I remember about it. It's one of the rare times that Stallone has a love scene, which back then, that was when Sharon Stone, didn't matter what movie it was,

Speaker: You know, she had to capitalize on, you know, sliver and um basic instinct.

Speaker: But vampires, um I got to give kudos to John Carpenter for picking up Thomas Ian Griffith, who was known more of a B-movie actor.

Speaker: One of the his main roles, like most people know him as Terry Silver from this the third Karate Kid and reprised that role in Cobra Kai. He was the one that played Valak, the head vampire in Vampires.

Speaker: He was? Yep. Thomas Ian Griffin. He's a phenomenal martial artist. He's a smart ass, good actor. um Never really could get past the B role, you know?

Speaker: You're going to be surprised. Probably not. Jim, who I remember it being, the ah The bad guy from Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.

Speaker: not the Not the sheriff, but the sheriff's dog. Michael Wincott. Yeah, that's who I thought it was. No.

Speaker: Wow. I don't remember that movie as well as thought I did. Again, another phenomenal actor, Michael Wincott. The Crow, my favorite role by him.

Speaker: Hmm.

Speaker: Then he would you know he had a small bit part in the third a or the fourth Alien movie, Resurrection.

Speaker: He was in Along Came a Spider. Yeah. Which, Morgan Freeman, another. i Dude, I could go on and on and on and on. all the That was Alice Cross, right? Morgan Freeman played Alex Cross in Along Came Spider? In one of them.

Speaker: I think it was... it might have all All the girls. All the girls. Kiss the Girls. Kiss the Girls. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, that was Alex Ross. But no, um Vince, Vampires, phenomenal. Loved it.

Speaker: um The second one with Bon Jovi, Las Mortas, was not very good at all. Bon Jovi needs to stick to music. In my opinion, he's not a good actor.

Speaker: Or play a role that just requires being pretty. I mean, think of it this way. Dude, he was in a movie called Homegrown, which had Billy Bob Thornton, um Kelly Lynch, and I'm trying to remember the kid's name.

Speaker: He was the one from ah

Speaker: Cruel Intentions. Ryan Phillippe. Yes. Great, great actor. Bon Jovi had a small part in it. He was a drug dealer.

Speaker: He was a weed dealer. Ha.

Speaker: Well, when that movie came out, it was a drug. Now it's medicine. It wasn't. it a lot of Some people liked it it. It was not very good. It really wasn't.

Speaker: John Lithgow, he was in it. Lithgow.

Speaker: Same difference. No. I this conversation at work. If you ever meet him, don't say Lithgow.

Speaker: That's not how it's said. saw an interview with him. He said, oh, I hate it when people call me and go, oh, hey, there's Joe. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Speaker: Just to get a chance to meet the man, which I wish I could. He was, I think, I think for me, he was my favorite season of Dexter. Oh, dude. He named something he was bad at. Honestly.

Speaker: Harry and There was one movie he was in. it was one of Denzel's firsts. Oh, Richie. Not a great movie. Not a great shot, but what a great story.

Speaker: a sort like Just a... Poorly paced. I didn't like the pace of the film. But the acting was on point. They spent all their money on those two actors. And it was money well spent. However, they should have saved a few dollars for writing.

Speaker: I can agree with that. Rich made it a good movie. But like you said. But you know what? You want know my favorite role? John Lithgow?

Speaker: There you go.

Speaker: Cliffhanger.

Speaker: Okay. Another Stallone movie. I think I now know who you like to watch. The thing is... Okay, you've got to remember, back in the 80s and 90s, there was two people that ruled.

Speaker: Yeah. And and and they were in every third movie. It was either one or the other. Every third movie, I get that. But that was one role I just wasn't buying him in. Who, Stallone? No, no.

Speaker: That part didn't work. And here's the here's the real reason why i I don't remember that movie at all. I'll tell you the truth. At the time, I was a big climber. I used to climb a lot.

Speaker: Free climber. Then I had children. I kept at it maybe a couple more years with ropes. I started using ropes at that point. And i was like, you know what? What if something happens? They need me. I'm just to quit this.

Speaker: And I regret it. No, I don't regret it. I wouldn't be here right now if I didn't see everything happened the way it happens. It had to happen that way because I'm here right now. You want, you, you want a side notes? We'll get off movies for one second.

Speaker: So when I was working at universal, the opportunity came up and at the time they think, uh, I think the reason I did not do it is because he was not 100%. They had a harness. Unfortunately, I've gotten a little bigger over the years.

Speaker: Um, they were doing a benefit and what they were allowing people to do was basically repel down the side of the PPG building. Woo. I so badly wanted to do that.

Speaker: Wow. And I'm like, you know, they put, they put you in the harness and everything. They attach you and you know, they, could you imagine how great that would be that. Yes, I can.

Speaker: i've never passed 120 feet. <unk> that i love I like, I like to climb. But the rappel down is honestly the best part.

Speaker: And I'm trying to figure out how they were doing it because the PPG building, and no, the melon building, PPG building is different. Melon building is the one that's all glass. I was trying to figure out how they were going to do that.

Speaker: Because that glass is almost as solid as concrete. It's so force ready. it's it so I wasn't worried about it breaking. I was more worried about like the footprints afterwards and everything. When you got an all glass building, how would you like to be the window washer?

Speaker: I got you. you like god Well, they're they're contracted no matter what, so it is what it is. They got to wash those windows once every so long anyway. But I can't... That would be a weird and crazy job.

Speaker: i See, height don't bother me, but like being wind-buffeted and stuff while you're up there... Ugh. Dude, I've been... um so ah When I took my trip with my uncle back in 92, cross country, dude, I've been to so many mountaintops, so many high. we went We drove to the top of a mountain where we were literally above cloud line.

Speaker: Nice. I'm looking forward to that. My wife. That was in Washington. Absolutely incredible. Scary going up because literally the road only seemed like it was as wide as my bar.

Speaker: Yeah, i get you. I know. And when you're going up, you're on the right side. So you look over and it's like, yeah, no. Coming down wasn't a problem because, you you know, you had the the mountain the rock. you You had no problem going up it, the sheer face. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, my ex-wife and I went to the top of Pikes Peak. At the time, really they were widening it out at the time. So there's this large construction vehicle that's coming down as we're going up.

Speaker: On the way up, you're on the outside of the road. And I'm telling you, i was... I've never been afraid to drive. That day, I was fucking petrified on the way up.

Speaker: Because you're on the outside, there's no guardrail. And it's just, from my driver's point, in a Chevy Tahoe, I think is what we rented to while we were out there. I couldn't see anything.

Speaker: At all. I'm looking in the rearview mirror and I'm telling you my tires, I swear, that were that far from the frigging road. Like from not being off the road. Oh, yeah. And there's nowhere to go but stewed down.

Speaker: You better hope you catch some of the trees that are sticking out the side of the mountain. i'm ten Well, we made it, obviously. I'm here. But, my God, that was the most terrifying time I spent as a driver ever. Because, again, no side rails, no nothing. They're widening it out. There's large construction vehicles. And they're like, move over. I'm like, fuck you.

Speaker: i move move I've already pulled over. I can't pull over any further. I got a few things real quick. One, where's the rest of the panel, dude? Last time I i jumped in with you, there was a bunch of people. Yeah, there was. i didn't I didn't want a lot of people because you and I already have a good enough rapport.

Speaker: I got you. Actually, that was kind of an accident that time. Um, I wanted to a couple of different people to pop in and I didn't hear from them quick enough. So I started panicking. So I put out some more feelers and then everybody came back at once, like 30 minutes before the show. Yeah, we'll be there. It's like well, thanks fuckers.

Speaker: So I had a large panel that night. Number two, since we're getting into vampires, let's get the mood. Nice. I was going to tell you, uh, your show, what do what do you do on your show? Your podcast on the shop podcast. Talk to us about what you do.

Speaker: So I am a bar theme show. um

Speaker: What I do on here, you know, we do have our theme nights. Like we have our Monday night bartender where there's a lot of mixed drinks. But the main goal of that one is to kind of bring back the old, you know, you went to your bartender with a question, with any, you know, with brit bring, you know,

Speaker: Bring a subject. Kind of stump the bartender. you know Get my opinion. you know If you you had a rough day, let let the bartender cheer you up.

Speaker: I'll give you a second. Wow. that That one hit hard. i can see It was real smooth. Real s smooth. No, that... ah

Speaker: That was cobblestone right there, dude. You just did not. Keep on going. Don't let me stop. That was the... No, I got scared for a second. Dude, your face went redder than your fucking lava lamp.

Speaker: yeah Yeah, finally, it's lava. on No. um Monday Night Bartender actually had a, you know, there there was an underlying, like I said, I want people to come in.

Speaker: I like when people come in, you know. I'm that type of guy. I love talking to people, as you can tell. um we We leave Wednesday night open for...

Speaker: Most anybody, you know, we did have an unfortunate incident where we were just allowing everybody in there. And yeah, we got to, we had one guy pop on and showed a little more than what we were expecting.

Speaker: Let me put it this way. There was a caged monster. cage. The cage. So we had to implement some rules and stuff. Like, you know, first off you have to, you know,

Speaker: sure we we We ask that everybody has their shirt on. Now, when I'm on TikTok, that's a different story because I use this platform. It's a little more serious, but a little more open.

Speaker: TikTok with the rules and everything. At some point down the road, I don't think anybody's goingnna care how good I am on TikTok. They're going to care about how I do here.

Speaker: they want They want to see the more serious side. So that's why we have our Wednesday night open bar. You know, come in. Let's, you know, I just want a group of people in here just bullshitting and talking and whatever, you know.

Speaker: We came up with a thirsty Thursday thoughts and shots. ah I just give like, you know, i what have I seen today? what's What's going on? I'll say, okay, you know, here's my opinion on this one.

Speaker: Do a shot, move on to the next subject. Right now we're in sports. So that was something we had started last year. And with football in, everybody wanted the sports to come back. So we're doing that. And then of course, we call it our Sunday night weekend hangover where, you know, we just recap the week. And ah really, every show is the same.

Speaker: We want people to come in and talk to us. But we we theme it out. So like Monday nights when you're in here talking, I'm mixing drinks. Wednesday night, you know, I'm sitting down with my, you know, my scotch, and you know, scotch on the rocks or whatever.

Speaker: So that that's what it is. I mean, I was trying to find something that not everybody else was doing. So I thought, why not have a bar-themed show?

Speaker: You have to admit, some of the best conversations are sitting down with a good friend, having a beer at the bar. Or at the table, wherever, you know what I mean. yeah yeah So you get comfortable. You sit down, you have a few drinks, you start talking, and before you know it,

Speaker: Uh, the liquor starts flowing. You get a little more open. You start letting loose a little bit more. And, you know, it's just, it's fun. You never know which way it's going to go. You don't, the only time I ever keep on subject hey is if I actually have like a guest.

Speaker: Now, when I say a guest, people like Arliss, you know, we'll get in there. We'll talk about the Southern Outlaw Band. um Delta Circle has been in. Gary Burke's been in. I had Victoria DeMar.

Speaker: um She's been in. I've got Miss pencil or ms i'm sorry ms Pennsylvania. Former Miss Pennsylvania. She's supposed to be coming in. um You've been on here.

Speaker: and you know Usually when I have like you or Arliss in here, dude it's crazy. It's wild. and there's this thing on points It's the fun zaniness. We make people laugh. i mean it's just We don't talk about politics. We don't talk about religion.

Speaker: We don't talk about stuff that's going to divide a room. Now, does some of that stuff come up every on occasion? Yeah. Do we dabble in it? Of course. I mean, it's it's common conversation anymore.

Speaker: Do we try and stray away from it? Very much so. um But yeah, I mean, we we've had it to where... um There was one time me and Steve actually, believe it or not. Yeah, me and 6ix9ine.

Speaker: We were having, this is in our early days. We had a girl so comfortable. She came to us with a question that kind of like, you know, wow, here's a good challenge. She asked us, do men really like plus size women?

Speaker: Because she's, you know, she's a bigger girl. I've known this girl for a little while. um She was from Tennessee and It was just, you know, it it made you feel good that somebody was comfortable enough to come with you with that type of question.

Speaker: So that's that's basically what I do. You know, I'll get on here. If I can get people on, cool. We'll just shoot the shit and just run with it. Other times, you know, when I don't have anybody on here, you know, I'll sit down just start whatever comes to mind.

Speaker: Right. which I'll be honest, sometimes is a little rough. You know, I'm just kind of pissing in the wind, hoping to come up with something. Sure. we Everything is unscripted. We never go in with a game plan.

Speaker: i take that back. We very rarely come in with a game plan. right You just want it willy-nilly. There's nights we've been talking about movies. There's nights we'll talk about sports. There's nights we'll talk about porn, you know. It's just, and, you know,

Speaker: Sometimes I'll say, hey, trigger warning guys, by the way. But other than that, you know. Well, the reason I ask you, Bill, is because I've got a challenge for you.

Speaker: Yes, sir. Talking about zombie movies. We were. i think we're going to switch our switch gears as vampires. But why don't you make for us ah zombie?

Speaker: Go into detail. Now, you kind of got my attention. There's a drink called a zombie. You want a zombie drink. Do you have the stuff?

Speaker: While you look, I want to show you something. You mentioned, ah that I think we we're going to IMDB. Okay. That's you know that's good old Uncle Daddy there. Oh, wow. That's my IMDB page.

Speaker: Wow. Wow. That is not you. And the reason I'm bringing that up is because ah I don't get a credit for that one. I get credited for being the voice of the villainous Corrado.

Speaker: Maison Magique Part 2, the Hypno-Crime. But I played a zombie extra in a movie called Hell Van. Dude, I don't care if it's the cheesiest movie ever. I would love to be a zombie sometime.

Speaker: That would be amazing. Yeah. It was a lot fun. It was a lot of fun. It was cold as hell. Big shout out to J.M. De La Rosa. He's a filmmaker right here in the big, the beautiful state of Ohio.

Speaker: And what a great guy. I'm hoping to have, i was hoping to have him and some of my fellow cast members from Hell Van on for the 30, excuse me, for the 31st. But I'm going to be on my honeymoon. So it kind of fell through.

Speaker: So they were doing, when I took Connor, the very first year we were up here, you know, like I said, my my wife and kids, they're from Tennessee. I'm originally from here. So I know the area. I know the the the the movie history.

Speaker: Took Connor to the Living Dead weekend out in Monroeville. Or I'm sorry, in Evan City. He was a kid in a candy store. To him, at that age, just to meet those people. Like, I mean, he absolutely... And I tell you what, Judith O'Day fell in love with him.

Speaker: um The guy that played Johnny, just... Like, he was actually pushing people back. Like, I'm talking to this young man. You can wait your turn. Like, he was getting pissed.

Speaker: and The guy who played Johnny, was it Billy Zabka? ah No, wasn't Billy Zabka. Billy Zabka was Johnny from Karate Kid. if Right.

Speaker: Johnny from what? No, Johnny from night of the Living Dead. oh okay. good And, like, he sat down. He had a conversation with Connor. They both just fell in love with him.

Speaker: And even Judith O'Day, she was like, you know, I know our movie's probably not as good as, you know, your other stuff. Dude, that's that. See, now there's you. Okay. That's a little bit of the makeup.

Speaker: I can see. Then they added a little bit more. Then they added a little bit more.

Speaker: and that's the final zombie effect I had. That's, dude, that's actually not bad. It's, oh, that's a Fulci zombie.

Speaker: That is a Fulci zombie. I'm telling you, dude, you and I were talking about a little while ago. Look up his stuff. It is so off the wall.

Speaker: like You got to admit, those Europeans, when they when they come up with like movies, ah mainly horror, dude, it's it's out there. I had a lot of fun doing it. and Now, again, big shout out to JM De La Rosa.

Speaker: I don't have a copy of it yet. I just never got with him to do that. I didn't want him to send it to me. I wanted you to go pick it up or whatever. And going to buy some extra copies ah for some friends just to sign and give over. See, I like to sign items because it it has value.

Speaker: And then I sign it and take all the value away.

Speaker: So here's what we're going to do. And I normally don't mix these together because you know me in this one particular drink. It is not my friend.

Speaker: But for the zombie drink, we are definitely going to need... We're to have some Jaeger. We're going to use some Irish cream. We're to throw a little bit of Red Stag in there. And for a effect,

Speaker: grenadine. Are you inventing this drink and calling it a zombie? or you know You know there's a classic drink called a zombie, right? ah So when it comes to bartending...

Speaker: after I mean, you have to admit, there's only so many ways you can make a drink. So I'm sure there is a classic drink called the zombie.

Speaker: But if I was to make one myself, as I call it Frankenstein, a drink together, this, this, you're going a little curdling of this, so it's going look like a brain. And then what I'd want to do is I'd want to put, you got to have a little blood.

Speaker: It's zombies, right? It's gore. Okay. So if you go around the rim of the, I could say it on here, the shark. Give it a room job. definite There you go. So you got two warm room temperature drinks.

Speaker: You put this on top of it. You're going to see it coagulate.

Speaker: which Okay. You best drink it quick. All right. i like you I like where your head's at. Now, while you make this, I'm to tell you here. Here's the key ingredients of a classic zombie. ah a mix It's a mix of different rums, typically including Jamaican, gold Puerto Rican rum, and high-profile rum like 151.

Speaker: A fresh lime juice is a must, combined with pineapple juice and grapefruit juice. Syrups and liqueurs, grenadine, ferlanum, cinnamon-infused simple syrups are key flavor and components.

Speaker: Angostura bitters are standard edition, and some recipes include a dash of absinthe or perinod. Oh, oh. So that's a classic tiki drink. It's a tiki cocktail.

Speaker: I'm going to tell you right now, I've got about 80% of that stuff. but I want you do what you're going to do. i like where your head's at. You're inventing your own. I like it. it's I don't have the 151, but I do have spiced rum. I have clear rum.

Speaker: um Don't worry about that shit, though. I want to see what you do with this. is I like your idea. I like where you're at. It's another the another shot zombie. If we're going to do this, the zombie drink, we're going use one of these.

Speaker: which is the taller of the shot glasses. So I am going to pour this all and I want everybody to see it. So we're going to put the light to it. Nice. You know what I'll do here? Hold on. Let me ah do you solid. We are going to start off with.

Speaker: Boop. but I tell you what we're going to Boop. Hi. No, I want you there. ah How do I do that? Go back. Boop.

Speaker: There we go. You've got the flaw. We're

Speaker: going to pour this the proper way, folks. We're going to put... You see just you on your screen, right? Bill, you see just you on your screen, right? Did do that right? Yes, I do. Excellent.

Speaker: It's one of the rare times I actually get the cool little nonsensical network. Thank you very much. Make sure you guys check it out because I am also sharing this on my Facebook, my YouTube, all my channels.

Speaker: Thank you for that, brother. You're welcome. I had you out, not for your I wanted you here because I've been on your show so many times. It's only fair i bring you on for me. you are You are my buddy. You are my pal. You're my bro.

Speaker: I dig you and what you do. I have a ton of fun there. i hope you're having just as much fun as you have with me when I was there i'm having a blast. um I'm not going to lie. I'm having a blast. I wish I could have been there in studio with you. And if you'd let me know ahead of time, I'd have brought all these with me. Well, we probably would have had to get something because there's that whole open law crossing state lines. you know just Just being on the safe side.

Speaker: So what gonna do is we're gonna add a little bit of the red stag to that to give it that cherry flavor. Now, I'm gonna try and do this, guys.

Speaker: We're going to do the grenadine around the top, and as luck would have it, I would spill just a little bit. Let me clean that up because Kat would be very upset if I got it on the light that was originally supposed to be for.

Speaker: the bar behind me. So we've got a dark, kind of a reddish tint. The grenadine didn't sit as well as I hoped it would, but we will go ahead and add the Irish cream to the top. And if it goes as I hope it does, yes, it already is.

Speaker: oh watch this. Watch for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it.

Speaker: It should separate.

Speaker: It did exactly what I hoped it would do. So folks, if you can see this, I will hold it up just a little bit for everybody. We now have a layered drink. You've got the Jaeger sitting at the top, the Irish cream in the middle, which has coagulated. You don't see it as well on the camera. And at the bottom, you got the blood.

Speaker: Now drink it. How's it taste like? Now, now that's going to be the question. What's your thoughts on this real quick before I do this bad boy? i think that you're taking your, you know, you're in your own hands now, my friend.

Speaker: yeah you you' You don't sound very confident right now. Well, you know me, man. When it comes to booze, I'm not adventurous. I know you know this. I flat out refuse to drink some of the stuff you put in put in front of me.

Speaker: So the the cool part about this one, um

Speaker: Jager has a black licorice taste to it, which anybody that's ever had a Jager bomb knows it's got that black licorice taste. Grenadine, it is a cherry flavoring. You can actually use this on your pancakes.

Speaker: There's a red stag of cherry flavor too. But red stag is a cherry flavor. So I wanted this with this. um

Speaker: Red Stag and me do not get along. Okay. So I drink it very, very sparingly. um Bad things happen when I drink Red Stag.

Speaker: So luckily, I've got my own bar, so we can get away with it. little shot after dark. Red Stag stories. Oh, dude, yeah. i I'll give you some stories.

Speaker: So we'll leave this out here just to show everybody the the recipe. If this turns out the way I hope it does, because Irish cream with the cherry, little bit of Jaeger in there.

Speaker: You got the bitters. You got the sweets. um On paper, this should actually be very well. So, I mean, that turned out kind of like I hoped it would. I was kind of, I was a little more hoping that the, yeah Irish cream would sit on top, kind of give it that brain look.

Speaker: But let's see what we got here, guys. I want to see your face clearly. Here you go There we go. How good is it? How good is it? As we can see that, that actually, I mean, if you can see it right there, check that out. That's a, that's a three tier.

Speaker: That's a layered one, two, three.

Speaker: Do you like the taste of Robitussin? but but

Speaker: So you made grandpa's old cough medicine. I literally just made cough medicine. But was it good cough medicine or shitty medicine? I'm not to lie. That was not bad. Not bad. It really was not bad. I wish Kat was here to see that. She would have written that one down.

Speaker: I think there's actually a lot of people out there that would like that one. it's It's a warm. It's got a warm feeling. The cherry. Dude, at the end of the day, I mean, it... Walk walk me through the ingredients one more time.

Speaker: So it was Jägermeister.

Speaker: We got Jägermeister, small splash of Red Stag, Jim Beam, Irish Cream, and Grenadine. And as you guys all saw, it did layer up for me.

Speaker: So we had we literally had a three-layer shot.

Speaker: You had that nice little red on the bottom. So if you want if you want to look at, like, anatomy, you know, you had the blood on the bottom, the brain on top, and let's just, for the fun of it, say the black was the hair.

Speaker: Either way, honestly, at the end of the day, that kind of worked out. Now, the fun part, and I'm learning this really quick, Jaeger and cherry are always, it's going to be very hard to not taste like a cough syrup.

Speaker: Jaeger, Irish cream and Garrett. Yes, sir. That is that's another shot zombie and the other shot zombie. I like that actually when you think about it. That is a play on words and everything. That is another shot zombie.

Speaker: That is it. That's right there. And I sent this to you, Bill, so you have it now. And I'm going to give that to Kat to put, because we are working on a recipe book.

Speaker: Cool.

Speaker: That's the other fun part about doing what I do. We get a lot of published authors in here. So. Well, well. um well We've got that Dan Lee, you met him. He's from Canada.

Speaker: He's got this, you know, he's published a sci-fi book is called um Universal Extermination. I'm sorry. Universal Chronicles Extermination. He is getting ready to release book two of nine.

Speaker: woo November 16th. And he's already got the cover for book three, which we had an exclusive Monday night. He sent us the cover.

Speaker: um We have Miss Ivy Graves out of Australia. That young lady has, i think, three or four books, but she dabbles more in the the horror genre, but she especially loves, we will call it the spicy romance. Ooh.

Speaker: Yeah, she she does, the yeah, she puts the juicy, she puts the juicy on the floor. Basically. Yeah, show she'll tell you flat out. Vanquorn.

Speaker: We have KD. um He is from England, and he also does spicy romance and leads to or leans into the dark side a little bit more.

Speaker: So it doesn't matter which way I go with my stuff. um The horror genre, always find a way in. I'm telling you, I don't know if I just...

Speaker: it I don't know. Maybe I just get lucky enough. Vampires. Speaking of polar genre, let's talk a little more vampires for a while. so What would you say is your favorite vampire movie? your My favorite. This is an easy one for me. It is not one that a lot of people know of. Do you remember the um production company Full Moon Entertainment?

Speaker: Yeah. They're still around. Yeah, but now what they do is They did a lot of straight-to-video stuff back in the day. Yeah, but it's so cheesy now.

Speaker: Like, a lot of their stuff, I mean, it is so B and C rated. Come on, they do Gingerbread Man. Or, I'm sorry, they call it Ginger Dead Man.

Speaker: These are the guys back in the 90s that created the movies. um Oh, give me a second. Like, they had Meridian. They had... um Oh, the Puppet Master movies were all done. Oh, sure, I remember. Puppet Master was amazing.

Speaker: um Oh, what was it? um Is it Killer Dolls? No. um Yeah, Killer Dolls. I remember that. That was terrible.

Speaker: Sick, 210. I'm sorry, 2210. I see you downstairs. I can see you in here. Buddy, I'm sorry. it's not It wasn't an open-door invite. That was just for one particular person. I apologize.

Speaker: I apologize. Thanks for watching. Thanks for stopping in. I appreciate you, man. Get a hold of me. Message me through Facebook. And I'm more than happy to have you on as a guest sometime, but just not tonight. I'm sorry. Thank you for popping through.

Speaker: Sorry, Bill. So the fun the fun thing is, like, I mean, they also came up with a movie that had Tim Thomerson in it and an earlier role of Jackie Earl Haley, who at the time was best known for Bad News Bear. I know. I know. I know.

Speaker: Walter Matthau. Right? The Bad News Bears. Very good. Very good. He played Casey, I think name was his character. Casey?

Speaker: Jesse Lee. No, not Jesse Lee. Kelly Lee. Kelly Lee. Kelly, yeah, that's right. let's I remember him from that first.

Speaker: And i remember never seeing him again until I think it was called Losing It. Or something like that. They went down to Tijuana. Yeah, he did some 80s... They went to Tijuana and they were trying to buy a bunch of fireworks. That was his character.

Speaker: But then, in the 90s, he really started to drop. So he he did a movie man or a movie called Dollman that had Tim Thomerson in it. Yep. I actually liked that movie. you know you got He's called Dollman. It was kind of a spin-off of Dirty Harry where...

Speaker: you know It was an alien that you know he crash lands on Earth chasing a you know a bad guy. But when he finds out on Earth, he is literally only this tall. But he's got a gun that'll put a hole in you this big.

Speaker: The BFG. Now, here's where it gets fun. Jackie Earl Haley was the bad guy in that movie. Jackie Earl Haley at one point Was so down on his luck, he was delivering pizzas.

Speaker: And then he got offered a role in an independent movie that actually won some Academy Awards called Little Children. He played a pedophile. Dude, you actually felt bad for him.

Speaker: i hate to say it that way, but in the movie, you actually kind of felt bad for him.

Speaker: Why is that? Well, he he went to prison. He gets out. He's trying to fix his life. You know, he's still that introvert. You know, he's still that, you know, nobody wants anything to do with him.

Speaker: He gets bullied. He gets ostracized. I mean, for obvious reasons. But he's trying to, you know, he wants a regular life. But he's that loner. You know, he's that, you know, that that shy kid.

Speaker: There's one particular scene where he goes... Don't get too graphic. I'm not. There's one particular scene. I wouldn't do that. Come on, man. Give me a little more credit. There's one scene where he goes to a swimming pool.

Speaker: He goes out there. He's got flippers on his feet. He's got goggles on. He kind of looks around and he just, okay, cool. I'm just going in. So he goes in and, you know, he's playing with the kids, you know, he's, you know, batting a ball around and he's just swimming. You know, he's not doing anything. He really isn't.

Speaker: And parents see him. They all freak out for obvious, again, for obvious reasons. The pool empties. They get all their kids out of there. Everybody empties. So he's just swimming around. Here come the police. You actually kind of feel bad for him. And he actually turns around.

Speaker: He wins an Academy Award for this role. He actually turns around just says, you know, and you feel bad. I don't know why I felt so bad for him. He's like, I was just trying to cool off.

Speaker: And he walked away with the cops.

Speaker: You have to watch this movie to understand. What's it called again? Little Children. it's actually It's actually got a phenomenal cast. um Rose from ah Titanic.

Speaker: um

Speaker: She's in it. And the the the guy from The Conjuring, Aquaman. um yeah Yeah, it's it it actually has some big names in it.

Speaker: So Jason Momoa's in it? No, not that one. The other one. think go Think of the Conjuring movies. um Wilson. I know who that is. He's not Aquaman, though.

Speaker: that's ah Patrick Wilson. Yeah, Patrick Wilson, yeah. So, I mean, it's got a good cast. Jennifer Connelly. Noah Emmerich. No kidding. He's good.

Speaker: Dude, it's a great movie. It really is. I got it. And even so my my wife even got into it. She's like, you know, at first she was kind of like, I am. But then, you know, you you get into the characters. They did a great job.

Speaker: Again, won Academy Awards. Jackie O'Haley, his first role. Bear in mind, this man was just delivering pizzas to make ends meet. And now he gets offered a role and wins an Academy Award. Then he turned around and he did Freddy Krueger.

Speaker: i i'm a fan of I'm a fan of the remake. I did like the remake. I liked it better than the original. I'm not going to say i like it better than the original, but i the remake. um The same. guy who who who did that? um all Michael Bay.

Speaker: Michael Bay did the remake. He also did the reboot for Friday of the 13th. he is He also did the reboot for Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He makes things a lot grittier.

Speaker: So instead of making this, you know, he wanted he he looked up medical journals. He wanted this person to actually look like a burn victim. A lot of people said that Freddy Krueger looked like a Ninja Turtle in this one.

Speaker: I liked it. I really did.

Speaker: I loved it. So then he turned around, he did, um, oh, what was he in? Uh, what was that? I'm trying to think of it. He was Horshack.

Speaker: Um, oh yeah. The, uh, but Yeah. There was Watchmen. Patrick Wilson also in that. Yeah. wo check He was great.

Speaker: Him and Patrick Wilson actually became good friends. Hi, Dan. Dan, we were just talking about you, brother. We literally were just talking about you. Speaking of authors. Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for stopping through, my friend. If you ever want to come on and talk of movies, you know how to get hold of me. Get up.

Speaker: but Let's do that. I'd love to have you on my show. Dude, I tell you what, you heard him the other night. He actually knows, he's got some movie knowledge. He really does. Yeah, I do, he does. And you're a sci-fi fan. He's a sci-fi fan, obviously.

Speaker: Published author out of Saskatchewan, Canada. We don't hold that against him. Love you, Dan. Saskatchewan? I thought it was Toronto, Ontario. Nope, he's Saskatchewan.

Speaker: Okay, I'll take your word for it. You've had him on more me. Well, if I haven't had him on at all. but you know Really good dude. Really cool dude. I love Dan. He's becoming a staple on my end. if he He comes on.

Speaker: Trust me, he he brings the conversation. I can't wait. yeah good so He works good. He's a good worder.

Speaker: I'm trying to think. How did we end up? Oh, full moon. Okay, so back to full moon. Back to full moon. yeah I was able to come back around. Back to full moon. So... Jackie O'Haley was in Dollman.

Speaker: This is what the early 90s, mid-90s Full Moon was known for. They actually did have really good production in their movies. um Dialogue's a a little suspect, but still, I mean, they were B-rated. Awesome movies.

Speaker: My favorite vampire movies, and if you want to look this up, please do. I've got the box set if you want to borrow it. There's even a spinoff called Vampire Journals.

Speaker: Vampire criminals? The movie itself is called Subspecies. I think I've seen it. Anders Ho plays a vampire in this called Radu. if The whole thing is filmed in Romania, in Bucharest.

Speaker: Denise Duff was a part of it. Yeah. This is B as hell. Phenomenal. It doesn't matter at the time of year. i can sit down and watch that movie. I can fall asleep for that movie. it is It is dark. It is gritty.

Speaker: um There is nudity for fans you know fans with kids. Nope. Nope offense. What? He is from Saskatchewan.

Speaker: He was giving you he was goodity props. He's not offended at all that I fucked it up. oh Oh, gotcha. Okay. I'm like, wait a minute. What? Subspecies. Dude, I will let you borrow the whole box set. I don't need to, folks. It's on Tubi right now. can watch it for free.

Speaker: Oh, it's fucking phenomenal. You will love it. I'm telling you. IMDB gives it 5.5 out of 10. It's got an 83% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker: 2.8 on Letterboxd. The acting's amazing. um Like I said, it's filmed in Bucharest, which I so badly want to go to Bucharest, Romania. I would love to go to the original Castle Dracula.

Speaker: Dude, if it's not zombies, I'm telling you right now, vampires, I will go all fucking day long. I even follow a girl on TikTok. She calls herself, you know, an actual vampire.

Speaker: She has a phenomenal, you know, but we're not talking about TikTok. Just throwing it out there. I've got a vampire tattoo on my neck, which you will not be able to see. I love vampire movies.

Speaker: There's something about them. there I mean, it's the violence, the snuck of this, the, you know, it's just, you know, I'm a night person anyways. So these are the type of movies that are like but my alley.

Speaker: um That is my all time favorite vampire. And it's not just the first one. The whole series is amazing. Now they just ah originally, they just really,

Speaker: like come out with another one. They brought back

Speaker: oh

Speaker: and they did another subspecies, a fifth one. it is now the backstory on Radu. But unfortunately, because of the way Full Moon is now um I'm almost afraid to watch it because You could tell like the camera work, everything. It's very low budget.

Speaker: If you, you know, now granted.

Speaker: but That's funny. Marker marks. Just like vampire bites. Don't count as a tattoo bill. ah dude I'll tell you what props out to my boy, Travis.

Speaker: um He's back in Texas now. Everybody loves the vamp hat because he did a phenomenal job. They look legit. When they were fresh, when they were new, you know, the first few years, they looked real.

Speaker: Now over the years, they faded, but, you know, still. So it's a vampire or it's it's bite marks? That's your tattoo is a bite marks? So we had my friend, Katie, uh, um,

Speaker: mama and Me and my wife, our friend Katie was hanging out with us. And Sarah bit me. I had Sarah bite me one time.

Speaker: Katie actually has, like, it's it's natural. They look like vampire fangs. So but Sarah said, go for it. She bit me and left the perfect fang marks.

Speaker: I went to Travis with that. And he got in there and he goes, dude, i well, I'm going to tell you right now, the neck is the gateway to the entire body. This going to hurt. Didn't hurt at all. I'll tell you right now, guys, it did not hurt at all.

Speaker: But he literally used our friend Katie, her fangs, you know, where she bit me. And I've got two fang marks right here on my shoulder. I didn't want to do it on the, you know, right here on the neck.

Speaker: I wanted to make it, you know, if a vampire is going to jump up behind you the way I see it, they're not going to get you right on the neck. They're going to, you know, because the first thing that's gonna happen is you're going jerk. You know, I tried to be as <unk> legit as possible with it.

Speaker: That's me being a geek. But. like so So are you familiar with the concept of an awesomely bad movie? Yes. What's your awesomely bad vampire pick?

Speaker: My awesomely bad, ooh. You need bit to think on that one?

Speaker: My awesomely bad vampire flick would have to be, um

Speaker: I'm trying to think of the name of it right now. It has Jason Mewes.

Speaker: Jay from the- don't think Jason Mewes.

Speaker: Oh, what the hell was that one called? There was another one that had Casper Van Dean in it. Let's go with that one because I think that one was a little more... It was good, but it it wasn't... Sorry, I thought I had it on... by herb Okay, Bitten. That's the one with Jason Mewes.

Speaker: Bitten, yes. Now, there's another one that has Casper Van Dean in it, but it also has... um

Speaker: Kim Cattrall. um Modern Vampires. Modern Vampires. Thank you. That one is a good movie. It's awesomely bad.

Speaker: Like, I mean, it's just so cheesy, stupid, but, you know, you got Super Troopers himself, Casper Van Dien. Kim Cattrall, who's... No, no, no. No, no, no. Star Troopers.

Speaker: What did say? Super Troopers. Thank you. Star Troopers had Casper Van Dien, which, again, if you're in a sci-fi world, is awesomely bad. Yeah, it really is. And a huge, great cast, man.

Speaker: Great cast. Clancy Brown is awesome in everything. i don't give a fuck who you are. Clancy Brown's amazing. And he's a great fucking Buckeye. Dude, again, another underrated.

Speaker: My favorite role, if you want to go Clancy Brown, Highlander. The fucking Kurgan. Kurgan. yeah you have to admit, Highlander is a cheesy, horrible movie, but you cannot help but love it. Well, here's the thing. The first one wasn't cheesy.

Speaker: I thought it was well done. ah i mean, was it the best acting on the earth? No, but an awesome story. Really liked it. Really liked it. Liked it a lot. Just that whole idea of being the an immortal like that. That's that's tight. okay so I didn't hate the third one.

Speaker: All versions of the second one are terrible in my opinion. Second and third ones suck. I didn't hate the third one. I didn't hate the third and one. ah The third one. I'm sorry. Mario Van Peebles could not save the third one.

Speaker: Michael Ironside could not save the second one. it was just horrible. Michael Ironside another one, dude. He's gold. Endgame. Endgame. I loved it.

Speaker: I love that they brought together Jeopardy music. play What? Plays while Bill thinks. So. I can't wait to see what they do with the remake of Highlander.

Speaker: I didn't know they were remaking Highlander. Yeah, they are. they are Oh, I forgot about that. Henry Cavill is awesome. Henry Cavill is going to do a Warhammer 40,000 series. I can't wait for that.

Speaker: You do realize that. What they did in Deadpool Wolverine, that was, um theyve they they've already given you they've already given away. Guess who's going the next Wolverine?

Speaker: It's going to be Harry Cavill. Hugh Jackman has already said, i will come back, but we've got, you know, I don't want to do Wolverine anymore. He doesn't want to be pigeonholed as Wolverine.

Speaker: He's not. he's not Hugh Jackman can do anything. you know He's a classic song and dance man, which is wild. He's like va a modern viability. The greatest show on earth? Or the greatest showman on earth? a dude that That was such a great movie.

Speaker: and He can sing. he can do What was that one? Movie 43 where he had the balls on his chin.

Speaker: wonder if I saw Movie 43. That doesn't sound familiar at all. That was Butters. That was South Park. Look up Movie 43. look no no look up movie forty three Trust me. Dude, it was hilarious.

Speaker: Hugh Jackman had to wear a set of balls on his chin. And, dude, he ran with it. It was it was great.

Speaker: um But, yeah. Going back to the vampire stuff, guys. um My all-time favorite is subspecies. Awesomely great would be modern vampires.

Speaker: um I'm not going lie. Like, the early eighty s think they need to do a movie as him as Wolverine where he is forced to say they kind of did with the whole remember the rap between Deadpool Wolverine Deadpool Wolverine you know

Speaker: the man doesn't care he he just loves to act he's like Gerard Butler I think people need to give more credit to Gerard Butler he is a great actor and he's fun to watch man He has fun with all his roles. He can do rom-com. He can do action.

Speaker: um You name it, these guys can do it. Phantom of the Opera. I brought it up earlier. dude Gamer was an interesting concept. I liked it. It was a neat movie. Gerard Butler was fucking great in that.

Speaker: I got one even better. Two things. Rom-coms. seem like the rom-com type of guy? do i seem like the wrong time over the romcom type of guy Look, if it's good movie, I'll watch it. I don't mind to remain a romantic comedy if it's a good one. I'm fan of all movies.

Speaker: P.S. I Love You with Hilary Swank. Oh, that's I wouldn't watch that. Something about her, I can't stand looking at her. hate her fucking face. i'm telling I say that with this face. I say that with this face. i he go Take Hilary Swank out of it.

Speaker: My favorite Hilary Swank movie, ah the one with Clint Eastwood, A Million Dollar Baby, because she fucking died at the end. No, well, she died. Insomnia for me. That's that was, I think, why I got a problem with that movie.

Speaker: Dude, she died with um or she died in the end of Boys Don't Cry. I didn't watch that. Dude. Oh, that's a good movie. Like you actually feel bad for her.

Speaker: Well, you should. I know what the story is about. That's why i didn't want to watch it. Yeah. And I trust me, like I was in high school when that whole thing happened.

Speaker: they they had They had a candlelight vigil SRU. Dude, that was that that was a big thing. That really was. I mean, well, well that's a whole other subject. That's, you know.

Speaker: yep But um

Speaker: vampire movies are another one that, you know, back in the 80s. Fright Night. Chris Sarandon just watched it yesterday.

Speaker: Love that movie. Love the remake. He even made an apartment. in it I'm the same way with Leonardo. Can't stand movies. The crapio, he called him. Oh, come on, dude. can't believe that. I really can't believe that. He puts his entire soul into his roles.

Speaker: Dude, I don't get that at all. But maybe it's because of his husband's face. He's too pretty for Dan Lonechild, perhaps. I personally think that that kid is a fucking generational talent.

Speaker: man I'm going to tell you the truth. When I saw What's He Dink Over Grape, I thought that kid was mentally challenged. I was like, man, kudos on them for bringing a real mentally challenged kid in and wrangling him around the way they did.

Speaker: He had me convinced as Arnie. That he was a mentally handicapped guy. I mean, oh my God. And then just so many other great roles, dude. ah the the and The departed, man. The departed is fucking phenomenal. I did not expect him to be as good as he was in Departed. That was awesome.

Speaker: I didn't like the whiny aspect. He kind of came off as more of a whiner. he was a hard-ass whiner, but he was a whiner. Miss Florey, how you doing, beautiful? Thanks for coming through, Fio.

Speaker: When he he was younger, he was a really good actor. You can tell when he gets older, he starts to treat it more like a job than a passion that gets harder and harder to watch for me. I see. Well, okay. But, but look at it this way, dude. I like an actor that's treated like a job because it is so serious.

Speaker: That's like me with comedy. I treat my comedy very seriously. I give it my all. And I think that kid does too. And I don't know for me personally, I've got no beef with the dude. I mean, he's fucking incredible.

Speaker: Okay. Well, here you go. Django Unchained. Yeah. Calvin Handy. Dude, he was so uncomfortable doing that. Jamie Foxx and Samuel was like, dude, it's not you.

Speaker: It's not you. You are playing somebody back then, and this is how they were. So you be be that person. If it wasn't for them, he wanted to drop that role. He was so yeah uncomfortable doing that.

Speaker: If it wasn't. He is a very good actor. I agree. bob What's going on, brother? foxy blue brother that gold try to Get some people in here for you.

Speaker: This is, you know, everybody knows Michael. Come on, man. Michael's been on here, guys. um Like I said, we I collab with these guys a lot. Well, I used to. We're trying to get back into this um nonsensical network. Michael always has a good show.

Speaker: He's always a good time. um Oh, I'm sorry. Same with you. Glick, you know, Glick helped me a lot in my early days. He really did.

Speaker: Like, he he helped walk me through a lot of this stuff. Glick is the godfather. I appreciate Glick for having me around. Michael actually, you know, when he came in here, you know, he kind of made me a little more, you know, it doesn't have to be it doesn't have to be structured all the time. Just, dude, get in there and have fun.

Speaker: Yes. So if if you love doing it, have fun doing it. If you're not having fun and you love it, there's something wrong. Dude, I love doing that awesome thing I always say this. If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.

Speaker: Figure out how to make it fun. Make it fun. If it's not fun, you're not doing it right. But I couldn't do anything in life. I mean, remember, there but back to the vampires. Let's try. ah Let's try. damn Once bitten.

Speaker: with Jim Carrey. People seem to forget. He wasn't always the comedian. That's not awfully bad. He also was in Deadpool. The Deadpool. Harry Callahan movie. The Deadpool.

Speaker: The Deadpool. Sorry. The Deadpool. He did a vampire movie with Lauren Hutton. Yeah. And? And? who um Who was Lauren Hutton's footman? Her ah her butler.

Speaker: Oh, why am I? Why? The great Cleavon Little, who played the sheriff in Blazing Saddles. Son of a bitch.

Speaker: And he was so good in that. So good. I mean, you gotta think, you know, back in the early 80s, it was slashers, it was vampires, and was zombies.

Speaker: They were all competing. I mean, all of it. Horror movies were the best back in the 80s.

Speaker: Yeah, 70s. Uh-huh. 70s, 80s, you know. Okay, yeah, I can go with that too. I can agree with that. The Hills Have Eyes. Oh, and the remake was amazing.

Speaker: I thought the remake was way better. Ted Levine, as a regular old dad after being in Silence of the Lambs, I was like, wow, bill who is this guy? Dude, but you gotta to remember, he wasn't just in Buffalo Bill. Like, Ted Levine does good in everything.

Speaker: He was in a movie with Tupac shaur Shakur and... and um The Wrestler.

Speaker: um Mickey Rourke? Mickey Rourke. Thank you. The Wrestler. Great movie. That was a good movie. And Ted Levine played a, you know, he had just got back, he you know, he had PTSD. He was a a veteran.

Speaker: um Yeah, dude, he was he was still that, like, you knew, he plays those roles where he's got to be a hardcore badass. Yeah.

Speaker: um But, you know, you had Fright Night. You had ah Once Bitten. You know, you had a, written you know, Grave of the Vampire. It's not vampires, but talk it. This might be the last Halloween show I get.

Speaker: And you seem to be going strong and you know a lot about movies. And I love talking you about movies. House. With the grace greatest hero. Second one was best. Now, what was fun about the house...

Speaker: The first one had, damn it. What was his name? He was the greatest American hero. That's I keep calling him. I don't know his real name. Son of bitch. What was his name? I know him from House and Greatest American Hero, and I can't think of anything else I've ever seen him in. I can't remember. He came out in House 3, too. He was in House 3.

Speaker: He kind of reprised the role, but it was you know a different variation.

Speaker: going to get you his name in a minute. Oh, damn it. I don't want to look it up because I will remember his name. Greatest American Hero. You know why i like that movie, that show so much?

Speaker: My dad. That was one of his favorites. He liked Hill Street Blues, St. Elsewhere, and Greatest American Hero. Fall Guy. Remember those? All these 80s. Phenomenal. I loved Fall Guy.

Speaker: I was a huge fan of Lee Majors. William Catt. Yes, thank you, William Catt. I forgot. Norm was in that original house.

Speaker: And Bull from Night Court, Richard Mull? Yes. Dude, I gotta watch again. remember a lot of that. it It focused more on, you know, it was, a what's a good way to put it? um I like the first one. The second one,

Speaker: It went PG-13. The first one was rated The second one was PG-13. And it was more along the lines of... You you the second one best, right? Huh?

Speaker: You said you liked the second one better? The second one was much better. Dan, I don't know if he beat me to it or not, but he caught it. William, Kat, good job. The third one grossed me out, but I loved it.

Speaker: The third one was where the brother killed off Yeah, well, brother killed his brother. And there was organized crime involved.

Speaker: And it was a... um and do we what'ss What's the political way to say it? The the the person of smaller stature. The little person.

Speaker: The little person. Played by Felix Silla. He owned a chemical factory. So he had a congenital... lung problem.

Speaker: So what they would have to do is they would have to clear his lungs and throat out of all the phlegm. So to make sure that he understood the severity, if he failed them, after they cleared his lungs and throat, you know, you see this jar filled with phlegm.

Speaker: Yeah, I've seen that actually. It's it's awful. Dude, that right there, I could not eat mayonnaise. I could not eat eggs. I could not eat yogurt. Anything. It's nasty anyway. Go with Miracle Whip. It's better.

Speaker: That right there, just absolutely. It was so disgusting. And my grandmother was watching this with me at the time. She goes, you know, all that was was vanilla milkshake. I'm like, ah great don't ruin any more for me. So author Dan and I are on the same boat. i need that no Neither one of us knew there was even a third house movie.

Speaker: I remember House and House 2. I don't remember a house 3. was there's a fourth one. So who wants to look that one up? There's a fourth house. Munchkinland or Willy Wonka, Ooba Looba. I don't think that is the political way.

Speaker: From Ducks to Dons, great movie. Yes, it was. Okay. So the first one, great. Second one, horrible. Third one, even worse. Well, it's from Dusk Till Dawn.

Speaker: And once Quentin Tarantino took his hands off it, eh, you know, it is what it is. So here's where we've gone full circle, guys. Back to vampires. Hang on.

Speaker: Not just vampires, but zombies. Who was in Dusk Till Dawn that also did the special effects for not only Dawn of the Dead, day of the Dead,

Speaker: He directed and produced... That's got to be Wes Craven. Nope. For Night of the Living Dead, he did the reboot. He was also in the second Lost Boys movie at the very beginning.

Speaker: He was Horman? Machete Kills. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, okay. I didn't realize you were talking about an actor. Well, he's not just an actor.

Speaker: He's also a special effects royalty. not Danny Trudeau. Loves this man. the Those two collaborated on so much.

Speaker: He even made a small part. and He had two bit parts in Dawn of the Dead and then again in Land of the Dead. He's based right here, just outside of Pittsburgh, folks. He is a local legend. And let me show you a little something, because I love showing off my my my collection. Your Memorabilia.

Speaker: I have his autograph, because this is some of his best work.

Speaker: Tom Sabini himself. He was sex machine. From dusk till dawn. He was the one that had the gun that popped out of his codpiece, right?

Speaker: What's up? The one with the gun that popped out of his codpiece, right? Yes. Which they also use in Esperado. And by the way, yes, that is the official autograph, folks. I will show you on my phone.

Speaker: i I've met the man. i want i would love to sit down, have a drink with him, whether it be, you know, here at the bar. he's local, reach out to him, man.

Speaker: He is...

Speaker: He's an asshole, but he's not an asshole. Is that a good way to put it? That's what people say about me. you know he's done The nicest asshole they've ever met. yeah He's done so many of these comments. He's always in Monroeville. Always.

Speaker: He always sets up in Monroeville. But it's to the point now, he's done it so many times, it's like an old Christmas sweater. It fits great, but you hate wearing it. yeah It's comfortable, but you don't want it. You know what I mean?

Speaker: Hey, if he didn't want it, he wouldn't be there. So, you know, back in the day, you know, when I met him for the first time, I met him for the first time in 2000.

Speaker: two thousand They used to do a thing in Butler called the Monster's Ball. They've had, you know, I met George A. Romero there. I met Tom s Savini there. I met um the daughter of Boris Karloff.

Speaker: Doris.

Speaker: I can't remember. Dude, it was such a good time. It was at the Holiday Inn right there and you know on Route 8 in Butler. Whatever. But the last time I got to meet him, that's when Sarah got to meet him too.

Speaker: And my kids. And dude, he was so you know he's just like, all right, here. yeah Which one do want? This one? Cool. Okay, here. I'll sign it. You want to do a picture? How do I do the selfie mode? yeah I'll take the picture for us. And he's ah you know I'm like, dude, can I...

Speaker: Can at least ask you one question? He goes, go ahead. And he goes, I'm like, what do you think of today's movies? What do you mean? well I'm like, okay, can I finish? You know, it's like one of those, dude, let me, can I, can I just, I'm a fan.

Speaker: And I'm like, part of the 13th, you were, and as soon as I, I noticed him to go out the words you were, he went, hated them.

Speaker: But then somebody brought in a poster that was supposed to be one of his movies. And Tom Savini, like his whole demeanor, his whole mood changed. And he goes, that's not my movie.

Speaker: He said, my name's on there. I've heard about this. He took a picture of this poster. still signed it for the man. He said, but this was not my movie.

Speaker: They put my name on here. They weren't supposed to. So he took a picture of it, sent it to his wife, and like, you know, sat down, hugged. I'm like, you dick. You know? It's just kind of... But then again, then again, you know, how many horror cons has he been to? How many panels has he been on?

Speaker: He is horror movie special effects royalty. at the end of the day. He's the one that created the the head, the Kevin Bacon head in the first Friday the 13th. Oh, yeah. He did all the special effects for Friday 1, Friday 4, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead. Like, this guy, he's done it all. He's been there.

Speaker: He's got a school outside of Pittsburgh. So, I mean, I don't hate on him. It's just like, dude, you Kind of like, um remember I was picking on a list little while ago? i'm like, hey, dude, remember the little people, man.

Speaker: I grew up watching your stuff. Your shit, your stuff scared the living shit out of me.

Speaker: So, cheers, you know? was thinking about, like, Friday the 13th, it stayed, like, creepy and scary. It never faltered. and yeah That's not accurate. wise ah Jason takes Manhattan.

Speaker: That was where it jumped the shark. However, my all-time favorite Jason moment was when he fights the black kid He's like, come on, man. Yeah, then knocks his head off.

Speaker: He's punching him in the face mask, which I thought was hilarious. No boxer's going to aim for the one armored point. Anyhow, yeah, and then he punches his head right off of his body. I love that. That kid, that was the only mainstream movie he'd ever done.

Speaker: Other than that, it was B-movie, low budget, um smaller roles,

Speaker: Mike, I'm telling you right now, dude, I've brought up a bunch of times. You see all the cool shit that I get from there. You and I, the if if you, I asked you earlier, I'm like, what are you doing tomorrow? And you went, no, can't do it.

Speaker: I cannot do it tomorrow unless it's during the day. Maybe I've got a very important thing I got to do tomorrow night. I don't want to give that away as a surprise, but ah no worries.

Speaker: I will say this. Anybody local that's what happens to be watching or catches this before Saturday. What's tomorrow's date? Before Saturday, October 25th. Check out the Southern Outlaws band doing an acoustic set at the Army Navy 244. It's in Niles, Ohio.

Speaker: It's on Mason Street. It will be worth you to go. um And that's all i'm going to say about that.

Speaker: One of these times, though, They've got two things good that happens in Monroeville that you would love since you're a movie guy. They've got the Steel City Con, which has the who's who, if you want to look that one up.

Speaker: And they also have the Living Dead Weekends. Right now, literally tonight was the mixer where we could have actually, if we had paid the tickets, we could have went All the actors and actresses, we get together, we have some drinks, eat some food at one of the local places, and you could just sit down and enjoy. That'd be neat.

Speaker: Otherwise, you're going through and, ah you know, you pay $10,000. $30 for this picture. Tom Matthews is there, who is somebody I badly want on this show. Tom Matthews was in or Return to the Living Dead 1 and 2. He took over the Tommy Jarvis role in Part 6, which introduced Zombie Jason.

Speaker: Full circle! hey Callback.

Speaker: He was also in some other lower budget. you know He was in a movie with Yuji Okamoto. You might know that man as Chosen. oh Party Kid 2.

Speaker: That movie had a star-studded cast. And I don't know why it did not go theater. But it was a low-budget movie called Mean Guns. Ice-T.

Speaker: What's it called? Mean Guns. Never heard of it Look it up. Ice-T? Ice-T's in it. Tom Matthews, Yuji Okamoto, Christopher Lambert.

Speaker: Dude, like the who's who. If you really want to go full circle, when I was talking about Dollman. the He had a small bit part in that, but there is the the the lead that one,

Speaker: was the guy that played a small bit part in Dollman. It's an awesome movie. Basically, you take a whole bunch of, what they did was, it's a syndicate. They took a whole bunch of assassins, locked them in a prison and said, all right, last man standing.

Speaker: So naturally, Christopher Lambert, who we all know as Highlander, gets a fight scene with somebody where he goes against him with a aluminum baseball bat.

Speaker: huh Both of them have a bad one. Also, you can watch on Tubi for free right now. Amazing movie, guys. It's funny. It's great. i don't think I've seen it. Dude, watch it.

Speaker: I own it. On VHS. Wow.

Speaker: Dude, it's a great movie. I don't know VHS anything anymore.

Speaker: But no, I mean...

Speaker: Vampire movies, even today, I mean, vampires and zombies are the two that have really survived the test of time, if you think about it. No. It's as old as time itself. I mean... Wes Craven, he did, you know, he brought, you know, he kept the slasher genre a alive.

Speaker: You know, he, you know, Scream... Bear mind, this is the man that did Nightmare on Elm Street. Yep. It went on to spawn how many sequels? It's in a cultural icon, a reboot.

Speaker: Scream. Wes Craven could do no... like He knew how to build suspense. Yeah, Scream, great, great film. What do we have today?

Speaker: Think about this. Those two genres, which they almost go hand in hand when you think about it. Zombies and vampires. Both undead.

Speaker: both, you know, crave humans. one one no One, though. One, though. I mean, same difference. Almost supernatural with powers. I mean, vamps and zombies, yeah, same genre.

Speaker: Yeah, undead, but two completely different animals. Telemaskis is getting ready to start off real soon on AMC. What's it? What is it?

Speaker: It's called Telemaskis. It's another Anne Rice... um

Speaker: creation.

Speaker: ah The Walking Dead. The Walking Dead is done, but now you've got all the spinoffs. You have The Walking Dead, Daryl Dixon. You had The Walking Dead that, you know, turns out Rick wasn't dead, which means they went off of, so you know, the...

Speaker: um The original source material, the books. The graphic novel. We'll get that from the beginning, you know. let's yeah I didn't read them. no nixon was you know He wasn't even a part of the cast. they they just they They brought him in, and he was so loved. like Immediately, they're like, keep him. and a couple of the characters A couple of characters are amalgamations of several characters from the books into the series. Yes.

Speaker: but um I never read the books, I don't know. but I personally, I really liked it. in the beginning loved it and i just it was like lost for me at some point i watched it all the way to the end it was a war of attrition i wanted to see what the hell happened to rick and in that final season i was i was only watching for that one thing because i'll tell once the whispers came along and even before that it was it jumped the shark as they say i just couldn't really do yeah i didn't watch anymore but i did because i wanted to see what happened to rick grimes

Speaker: I mean, it's just one of those... hated the first season. I still, to this day, hate the first season. Of The Walking Dead? Yes. The second season is what sold me.

Speaker: Wait, tell me why you hated the first season. Is it because you read the graphic novels? It wasn't because I read the graphic novels. I just... For some reason, I could not get into the characters at that time. I could not get into the storyline. um mean I mean, it was just... but so so There was something about it that there was just like... it was Maybe it was too monotone for me.

Speaker: I don't know. I turned on season two, episode one. They introduced the herd.

Speaker: And I thought, wow. And then, you know, little Sophie, she ran off. Is she going to live? All of a sudden, like, you know, Daryl, okay, you know, he's a little more of a badass. Rick's a little more of a badass. It's like,

Speaker: Something grabbed me in season two and I stayed with it. So I liked season one a lot. That's why I watch it. And it was just like season one. I don't know what it was. I mean, it had Michael Rooker, you know, so in which they they brought him back.

Speaker: They introduced Daryl. They it just, I don't know what it was like. i mean, the way they blew up Atlanta at the end and, you know, the The whispering in the ear. What what what did he say to him?

Speaker: And then you find out in season three, at the end of season three, they're like, we're all infected already. So it doesn't matter. You could be bit.

Speaker: You could be whatever. You know, it doesn't matter how you could die natural causes. You just go, ah I'm not waking up. You're going a zombie.

Speaker: The Hilltoppers, I lost it. I just, I fell out of it. I never got back into it. I could not keep going. The Whisperers, I tried to keep on with, and they killed off, you know, Jesus. And, you know, I like the people that were in, you know, the Whisperers.

Speaker: But once they killed off Negan, and it's like, oh, wait, he's not dead. We're going to keep him alive. I watched a few episodes, and I'm just like, eh. It's just, it's too much drama now.

Speaker: It was a soap opera with zombies as the backdrop. it really Yeah, it it literally, that's the best way to put it. Like I said, it got awful as each season went on. Here's my theory. Okay, here's what I think about zombie movies, zombie series, zombie anything.

Speaker: In general, the worst part about a zombie apocalypse are the other people that survive. Right. withza I agree with that. And here's what I really want to see, a great zombie movie. And in my opinion, a great zombie movie has yet to be made or great zombie series has yet to be made.

Speaker: And this is why I say that. The people are so fucking stupid. How about making a movie with zombies in it or a series of zombies in it with actually smart people who do smart things?

Speaker: You know what's funny about that, you saying that? So I tried to get my friend Daniel into The Walking Dead. This is back when I was, a dude, i was I was all in. And he's watching it with me and he goes, he literally the one time just goes, why don't people just get like a suit of armor?

Speaker: I'm like, well, you see the people that are in there now, they kind of have a suit of armor. This is more towards, you know, the later seasons where they came out looking like stormtroopers.

Speaker: The people of the kingdom in The Walking Dead. And then i was kind of like, dude, you can't exactly buy a suit of armor at your local Walmart, you know? And I said, there's so many limitations to it, you know?

Speaker: so what does this asshole do? He turns around because, and this this is why me and him are such good friends. Someday, I promise you, you will meet Daniel. Daniel and me have been friends for almost 30 years now

Speaker: Just to piss me off, he built um he pulled up on YouTube people wearing suits of armor. They were supposed to be authentic the way that, you know, they used to wear them.

Speaker: They were doing push-ups. They were swimming. They were, you know, running. they were I'm like, dude, fuck off, okay? Again, let me say it. Are you going buy a suit of armor? Well, you can just go ahead and forge them. How many people have forges?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was one of those people and he knew he would do it just because he knew it pissed me off. You could sit there and tell him one plus one equals two. And he would still be that guy that would go, but you didn't factor in.

Speaker: but Michael, ah dude, I know for a fact you have to know people like that. there's There's no arguing with that. There's no debating that. There's no conversing with that.

Speaker: Those people that will just literally go, I'm right, you're wrong. Well, that's different. Yeah. Naysayers, as I say. So he would do reasons why. just but Well, you're wrong. We say he didn't factor this. and effect that I mean, sometimes I'll do the same thing, but it's got to be a good enough you know point to make.

Speaker: Arguing for arguing's sake is not something i like to do. In fact, arguments are something I don't engage in. I believe in conversations. Conversations are productive. Arguing is unproductive.

Speaker: I mean, I want an when When I have a conversation with somebody about any topic, all I want to do is be heard, about my opinion from where I'm coming from. I'm not trying to convince you. I'm not trying to change your mind.

Speaker: I just want you to understand you're not changing mine either, unless you've got something really, really good and poignant to say that will change my mind. I can, and I'm willing to change my mind about things.

Speaker: Creating suit armor isn't bad. And a forge, you can make a crucible. But if you've got a 3D printer, you can make a mold and make the parts. Well, not all of us have that awesome money, Dan. Shut up, Dan, okay?

Speaker: But I do like that. The only thing about that. That's what Dan would do. Yeah. The only thing about Canada I do appreciate is the the colorful ass dollars y'all have. I think the the colorful money is kind of cool. looks like Monopoly money.

Speaker: Hey, look it this way. It makes sense. Because I've often said, Canadians aren't real people. Sorry, Dan. Oh, wow. Whoa. Whoa. yeah They're not real people.

Speaker: They're like gingers. Oh, oh. Here we go. I wouldn't even say that tonight, but Dan's in here, so I figured i might as well harass him a little bit. He's got a great sense of humor. i already know he doesn't take offense. No, he's he's good. He knows we're Yeah, i like Dan a lot. He's a good you dude. I mean, he just he just took a shot at me, so I mean, I guarantee.

Speaker: Yeah, trust me. Jesus, God, now you got me going through all my wine. What the hell? No. No. no Honestly, out of the the two move the two genres are really you know the four genres that stood the test of time, vampires and zombies. You have to admit that.

Speaker: And slashers. Well, okay. Where? give me give me give me give me a Give me a modern day slasher. What, you want to say Terrifier? No, I haven't seen that.

Speaker: The Strangers.

Speaker: You really consider that one a a slasher movie? Absolutely. How? Well, they came in and slashed up the people.

Speaker: Well, first off, ah

Speaker: I'm a first. I like you, Dan. I like your style, man. I like your style, Dan. Wow. There we go. I like you, bro.

Speaker: That was good shit. I like that one. Yep, yep, yep. Okay. should have known better than a word against a worder. and dude. Think about it. The Strangers. What did they do?

Speaker: They tormented them the whole time and it wasn't until the very end they stabbed both of them and Liv Tyler survived! The dude that played in Underworld did not.

Speaker: Well, he was an idiot. He shouldn't have survived. You know, that there was nothing to that. That was just pure torment the whole time. No, sir, that is not a slasher movie.

Speaker: I will argue that one with you. And that's okay. That's okay. I considered it a slasher. Now they've ah they went and made another couple.

Speaker: yeahp I can't remember who was in the the one. They were in an almost like a trailer park, kind of. It's like a couple of cabins and things throughout the middle of nowhere. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. there there was the So the second one, they were supposed to have killed off the so that the family that killed off the first couple. You know, blah, blah. blah And then it's another one that's like a continuation.

Speaker: It's like saying the same thing using different words for me at this point. um

Speaker: Slasher, you know, bear in mind, you know me, I'm old school. Slasher, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Freddy, Jason, all these guys.

Speaker: You could even go as far as to say Pinhead, who was not even the main character in the first one. He was supposed to be just a demon. If you ask me, he wasn't very careful.

Speaker: they They're like, okay, we're going to give it a second try. Clive Barker said, you know what? We're to one more. He became so popular after the second one. They're like, you know what? Doug Bradley is the Hellraiser series. Doug Bradley is everything about it. When say Hellraiser, it's pinhead. In all honesty, he was only in it for like five minutes in the first one.

Speaker: I don't know exactly about the screen time. I don't know if sure about the screen time. But the thing is, right, it not having him in a lot made sense. Clive Barker, believe that was his first two-film adaptation.

Speaker: Dude, phenomenal. Clive Barker is another one. talking mountain madness oh that's I told you. but That's probably my favorite John Carpenter movie. Simply because the last last time I had a really good nightmare...

Speaker: It was a falling asleep to that movie. And I love nightmares. They make me happy. Oh, what am I thinking of then? There there was the one you should, uh, Jacob's ladder. Love it.

Speaker: Dude, that movie was so trippy. Tim Robbins, but not a slash. Rosie Perez. what a Psychological thrill. it was a weird movie. Very weird.

Speaker: The old, the dude who plays this therapist. I can't think of his name either. Um,

Speaker: And they have tried to, you know, like Robert England, you know, he wants to, break you know, he's tried very hard to break away from Freddie.

Speaker: You know, that's not what I've ever read. He's he leaned into it just because he knows the fans loved him as it. However, when they didn't cast him for the new one, he told folks, hey, man, give it a chance, give it a chance, give it a chance. He wasn't mad at all.

Speaker: Robert England had no problem with that. Well, you want to. OK, fine. I. I've seen interviews where he, you know, leaded towards like, you know, he, he should have been there, but you know, he passed the torch. Fine.

Speaker: I know one thing he was absolutely not happy with. And so was Kane Hodder.

Speaker: And this one broke my heart.

Speaker: Kane Hodder is the only actor to reprise the role of Jason. In back to back movies. Eight, nine, 10. ten He was primed. He wanted to be the actor because everybody loved Kane Hodder.

Speaker: He wanted to be Jason versus Freddy. Everybody wanted to see Kane Hodder versus Robert England. but the And um what was his name? Wu.

Speaker: The guy that directed, he wanted somebody bigger. He wanted somebody more imposing, he felt. So they went with Ken Kertzinger for Jason. Kane Hodder was upset.

Speaker: He already told him, Kenny Wu, he already told him he wanted to be Jason. He was in. And Kenny Wu said, i need somebody bigger. I need i need a more imposing.

Speaker: a lot of people have said, what does Kane Hodder really bring to the table? Deep breathing and sharp looks.

Speaker: Kane Hodder, like, he changed the game. He really did. What year was the Jason remake? Do you know offhand? 2009, I want to say, was the reboot with Ken Kurtz, or with Ken Kurtz and their... No, I'm sorry. Yeah, when they did... um the reboot with,

Speaker: um

Speaker: ah, he also did The Hills Have Eyes. 2009. He did Hatchett. It was directed by Marcus Nispel. They did try to bring back the slasher genre. They tried to bring back um Hatchett.

Speaker: which was i thought was a great movie. Derek Mears played Jason in that one. Yes. He's 6'5", and he's also 17 years younger than Kane Hodder.

Speaker: So see. Kane Hodder still could have done it. At that time. Yeah, he was 54 years old at the time, 53, 54. So Kane Hodder still could have, you know, he du he was in phenomenal state.

Speaker: He really was. He was still good. Because he turned around and did that the um Adam... What's his last name? The Hatchet movies were awesome.

Speaker: I don't think I know anything about those movies. Dude, check out Hatchet. They were a little over the top when it came to the kills. Hatchet, you can watch on Tubi. I'll be doing that later.

Speaker: Dude, I'm telling you right now. The Hatchet movies... I think they did a good job. Was it, you know, a little over the top, a little CGI? Yes. Not as bad as what Terrifier is.

Speaker: See, I didn't watch any of them. Terrifier.

Speaker: I'm to the point. it' I give it the Howard Stern effect. You want to see what is he going to do more you know next? How is he going to get, you know, what, how how can you go from this to this in this movie?

Speaker: Art the Clown is going to be, he's going to go down as one of the modern day slashers.

Speaker: At least he goes He's the only modern day slasher right now. Look at what they're doing. They're rebooting. um I know what you did last summer. Why?

Speaker: They're still going with Scream.

Speaker: You know, at some point, you you know, even Neve Campbell is kind of like, you know, Kill me already. Jamie Lee Curtis did it on Halloween. And then came back for Halloween, the the reboots.

Speaker: Which I did like, I will say. Because they brought all the original people back. Minus the original Tommy Jarvis.

Speaker: Or not Tommy Jarvis, I'm sorry. um

Speaker: Tommy... Another Tommy. Tommy Two-Tone. Tommy Morrison. Tommy Gay. All those Tommy's, yeah. You hit it on the second one.

Speaker: um

Speaker: No.

Speaker: And that's why I say, like, 80s horror movies, dude, they're rebooting them. They're repackaging them. they're ah They're copying, remimicking. I mean...

Speaker: Tell me I'm wrong when, you know, we peaked in the 80s with the horror genre. you want you I mean, do you want to go with, ah what's the big one now?

Speaker: Paranormal? So you've got The Conjuring. You've got, know, Annabelle. They're non-fictional fiction movies.

Speaker: I mean, go outside the horror realm. Dude, they just recently redid Naked Gun. I love Liam Neeson. He's done comedy before. He's a funny dude.

Speaker: I was not happy with... um I have to watch it again. i have to. loved it. Not gonna lie, I loved it. The ending, the last part, was the funniest part for me. And the OJ joke. Okay, I...

Speaker: I grew up during that, so I really got a kick out of that one. That had me crying. But just, I don't know, something about, it's been out long enough, this is a two-week warning, spoiler alert.

Speaker: I loved how, no matter where they were, they kept getting fresh cups of coffee. I don't know what it was about that. i was so stupid, it was funny. I can't explain that it. I thought it was more loyal to the original material.

Speaker: I love how we got right off vampires again. I thought it was loyal to the original material. And just the spirit of the naked gun was there, man. It was it was fucking terrible. I'm going to tell you now, when it comes to like, you know, you see my shows, you don't stay on topic.

Speaker: So I didn't expect any different. dude if I didn't either. it this is This is our normal collab right here, dude. There's a lot of force in the trailer. We don't always make it back to camp around here. There is no way.

Speaker: name one time that you and i have like ever the very first time i was on your show we talked comedy the entire time and we stayed on topic but that's easy for me it's my number one passion i love comedy obviously uh yeah yeah fair enough i'll give you that one but anything not comedy yeah dude i'm all over the map and again just It's a jumping off point and then where it goes is where it goes. It's a good conversation. I also just said like that, that, that's the type, this the type of conversation I like, you know, it doesn't have to stay on topic the whole time.

Speaker: Jump around, have fun, enjoy this. you know, I hate to plug myself guys, but you know, yeah, I said it. ah See, i I was waiting to see if you'd catch it. I was about to say it. I like point at you for a second. No, this is what I do guys.

Speaker: I don't, you know, we're we're still on topic, but it we're not on topic, you know? right It's controlled chaos. I'm having fun. If you're having fun, we're doing it right.

Speaker: Oh, dude, I'm having a blast. I really am. But I want to bring up another vampire movie since you mentioned On Topic. Oh, do it. Did you see Renfield? I did. That might be my new favorite vampire movie. It was so fucking hilarious.

Speaker: Dude, I laughed like an idiot because it's not because of what you think. Nicolas Cage, i he's done comedy before, Raising Arizona, ah you know.

Speaker: Raising Arizona is a great fucking movie. The Coen Brothers cannot do any wrong. But,

Speaker: i don I mean, is he really that dumb with money? Because honestly, most of the stuff that he touches turns the gold. He was an amazing Dracula.

Speaker: Yeah. and I'm telling you right now, it I quit watching the case movies for a while because he's just in the worst fucking movies. And he's just so weird and goofy and it takes you out of it for me.

Speaker: However, I got back into him at Renfield. Awkwafina was amazing in that. I'm trying to remember the guy's name that played Renfield because he's another one of those and He's going places. um I can't think of his name either, but in he is good in a lot of things.

Speaker: This is like a big character. Nicholas Holt. Nicholas Holt. Nicholas Holt. Thank you, dude. Okay. So, oh, here we go. Full circle. Guess what? well One of the biggest movies he did that really put him on the map.

Speaker: Come on, sir. ah Fuck. It's a zombie movie.

Speaker: Warm Bodies. Yep. i don't I didn't get that. I'm not going to lie to you. i just I was just looking up his filmography. I never saw Warm Bodies. Isn't that where he's in love with her? She's a zombie? he No, he's a zombie and he falls in love with her when they eat the brains.

Speaker: Thank you, Return of the Living Dead.

Speaker: When he eats their brains, he gets their... also can... he also can He can see that thought. What we got? What's up, guys? That's Wally saying what's up. Hi, Wally. How you doing, brother?

Speaker: Wally from the network, everybody. Nicolas Cage is doing it another a National Treasure movie, so Dan hears. I hope not. that Yeah, I've heard that, too. he's There's something about Mary. It might be the best movie ever made. Robert, I'm not totally going disagree with that.

Speaker: ah But as far as best movie ever made, comedy comedy genre, me Maybe. like It's great. so Can we touch on that one a little bit? iw Why not?

Speaker: great war The great horror film, so there's something about Mary. so Something about Mary, I will say, is probably one of the best, if not the best, Coen Brothers movie.

Speaker: I love Me, Myself, and Irene. Me too.

Speaker: But something about marriage. Fargo, is that Coen Brothers? Yes.

Speaker: Something about marriage. Not the best Coen Brothers movie without without even thinking twice about it. Not the best Coen Brothers movie. But a good movie. Oh, um...

Speaker: They did see what... Oh, what was it? I just seen one recently. Um...

Speaker: Now going have me doing the same thing. The best Coen Brothers movie by far, The Big Lebowski. Ooh. The Big Lebowski. Great movie too. And Burn After Reading, if you haven't seen that, fucking awesome.

Speaker: Hey, see later, brother. How you doing, man? Burn After Reading was good. Great. Love it. Fantastic movie. I'm sorry. The Coen Brothers. Ooh, here we go. Wow. I did not know this.

Speaker: The Coen brothers did No Country for Old Men. Yeah, that was new for me. i didn't realize they were behind True Grit as well. I did not know that. Okay, okay. Honey Don't.

Speaker: Honey Don't just came out recently. I liked that one. I liked it a lot. It was it was solid. Wow. Okay, I did not know that either. I did not know the Coen brothers did the first Bad Santa. Yeah, bird.

Speaker: I did not. Okay.

Speaker: Unbroken, I think that's the Louis Santorini movie. He's from Cleveland. Yeah, Unbroken. You know what's funny? I googled Coen Brothers movies. Something about Mary, me, myself, and Irene.

Speaker: like Their big ones are not on there. um I did not know they did Oh Brother Rorto. Oh yeah, of course. I have to agree with Bobby though. Honestly, when it comes to Dude, they touched on everything in that one.

Speaker: A good cast. I mean, phenomenal cast. Phenomenal cast. Lynn Shay, who is a horror movie icon. She was in the first Nightmare on Elm Street.

Speaker: Was her roommate. you oh You got it backwards. You got it backwards. There's something about Mary. The cable guy. ah Me, myself, and Irene.

Speaker: Different brothers.

Speaker: Peter and Bobby Farrelly. ah Cable Guy, I liked, but I didn't like. i love that movie.

Speaker: My favorite scene is, you know, I'm with everybody else on this one. My favorite scene is where they were in medieval times. Hello, Clarice.

Speaker: Totally ad-libbed. Completely. Blue Matthew Broderick out of the water. Matthew, he could not keep a straight face. yeah like I mean, this he he did that on the spot for the fun of it, and they said, you know what?

Speaker: That shit's funny. Who was their waitress, do you remember? I'm sorry, their serving wench. I do not. It was, a oh, shit. She was on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker: of She was the bowler's daughter in em Mystery Men. Oh, D. Ruffalo. Thank you. Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker: She was their serving wench. And and who was well who was the best friend of um Matthew Broderick's character? Jack Black.

Speaker: I believe that was his first role. One of his first roles. In a mainstream movie, I'm pretty sure that was his breakout. but break up Well, no. Bear in mind, that was the same time that I Know What You Did last summer 2 came out.

Speaker: And he was the hippie kind of... But Jack Black was also in, if I'm not mistaken, and if you want to look us up... The guy wouldn't have been first. He was in Waterworld 1995.

Speaker: ninety ninety five oh No, that Waterworld's 1995. The NeverEnding Story Seed. Where's the oldest one? the neverring

Speaker: was the oldest one Empire Records. I'm telling you, he was in Empire Records. Was he not? He was in Bob Roberts. He was in True Romance.

Speaker: He was in The Jackal. Oh, I remember that role in The Jackal. I remember that one. But that's 97. Camelgai was in 96. I'm trying to 94 was The NeverEnding Story 3.

Speaker: I never watched it. Stupid. Oh, God. It was. It'll ruin. 95, he was in Waterworld. I don't remember that movie at all other than it was awful.

Speaker: The most expensive movie ever made up to that point. It went like $200 million dollars over budget, something like that. Ridiculous girl. Because everyone was so excited she got nude and all she did was show her butt.

Speaker: In Waterworld? Yes. Remember when she was trying to seduce him? She told the little boy to go downstairs and then she stripped down and um Kevin Costner just kind of looked at her. She was standing there naked and he went, whatever.

Speaker: hip Who is the girl in that? Tina Maggioreno? Jean Triplehorn.

Speaker: I would not have been excited to see her naked. No. love smoke play but you For you movie geeks out there that are pervs like me, um Mr. Skin. You don't have to look at Mr. Skin. Just come to me.

Speaker: um Yeah. Basic Instinct. Dream Triple Horn. Gets Naked with... ah ah The first movie Jack Black appeared in was Bob Roberts from 1992.

Speaker: So my question is, was... I know what you did last summer, too... Before or after? After. Cable Guy.

Speaker: After.

Speaker: tooth His breakout was considered to be the high-fidelity film because he had him a bigger role. Okay, so it was, oh yeah, my bad, guys. It wasn't high fid a wasn't Empire Records. was high-fidelity. You're right.

Speaker: Sorry. That's okay, but still, that was eight years, no, four years after a Cable Guy. And he had speaking parts. I mean, he was a you know yeah a tertiary character, but he was a you know speaking part our character.

Speaker: Does anybody remember the original question about vampires, by the way? We had one. Little boy, the kid was a girl. What?

Speaker: We love Waterworld, but doesn't recall seeing Jack Black in it. Jack Black played the pilot of the smoker plane. Yeah, he was a... Dude, it was a small bit part um He was in it for a whole, what, maybe 60 seconds?

Speaker: Again, i took that movie out of my mind forever and ever because it was so bad. Robert Aaron Ryder, that's a great idea. i'm definitely going to do a show like that ah soon.

Speaker: oh You know Robert Ryder, right? He's one of your people? Yes, sir. Do you know how to get a hold of him? Yes, sir, I do. Why don't you ah get in my information?

Speaker: If he wants to have that conversation, maybe the three of us will do it. Game on. If you're interested on being on the show, buddy. Best Godfather, one or two. Okay, Robert.

Speaker: Let's talk about horror movies. No, here we're not going there we're not going there. Horror movies tonight. Horror movies tonight. okay We've taken enough side trails. Let's bring it around back to camp.

Speaker: We'll close this out here in a little bit. This is the longest go I've done on a Friday ever.

Speaker: Dude, when it comes to horror movies, dude, I promise you, I will not disappoint you. So, no, Renfield. Outstanding fucking flick. Hilarious.

Speaker: And again, Nick Cage, I got back into him at that point. Because before that, he was, ah oh, goddammit, I'm going off track. Nicholas Cage. No, no, no, no, no you no you're good you're good you're good because before that he did a movie um Was it Wonderland? No, not Wonderland. um Nicolas Cage? Yeah, kind of an amusement park movie where he... I can't remember if he was the serial killer himself, but you know he was... Oh, what the hell was that? Hang on.

Speaker: I'm looking it up. I'm looking for it. Oh, I'm on it.

Speaker: Willie's Wonderland. Was it? Willie's Wonderland. That's from 2021.

Speaker: Dude, I mean, he... he

Speaker: Renfield was in 2023. The movie I wanted to talk to you about was... People kept telling me... People, I respect their thoughts on film. Okay. You gotta see the and ah the unbearable weight of massive talent.

Speaker: Have you seen it? I have not. i fucking loved it. Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage.

Speaker: ah I'm telling you, it' said it sounds meta, and it kind of is. And going to throw this at you. Mr. Disney, I can't fucking stand Pedro Pascal anymore. He's just is's in everything.

Speaker: He's in everything, and he's pissing me off. ah He should not have been Mr. Fantastic. Fuck, Reed Richards was ruined yet again. But I loved him in this movie. The Unbearable Way to Massive Talent, man.

Speaker: Fucking great flick. Watch that shit. It's really, really good. And I think that's another one that happened to send to me. Who killed Reed Richards?

Speaker: Who killed? Oh, Pedro Pascal. Destroyed the role. Fucked it up okay yeah but fine i be up again. I'm sorry. that i mean I missed you. I agree.

Speaker: Not good. You saw it? What was his name? Ian. um Ian Giffude. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, dude. He nailed that role.

Speaker: His best... I disagree. His best role... Yeah, I didn't care for him either. He was okay. Robert Aaron Ryder, you are trying to derail this training. I'm not doing it.

Speaker: He was the best... He knows at to this point he's going to have some fun. Yeah, I agree. He was one of the two best one-liner guys ever. I'll give you that. But Mitch Hedberg, I'm a fan. Don't get me wrong. Fan. I love Mitch. I loved Mitch.

Speaker: But yeah, you're not the best ever. Unbearable way to match the talents on Prime. i think it's free if you're a Prime member.

Speaker: right. Yeah, dude. Fucking awesome movie. Awesome movie. so so Since Bobby wants to come in here and try and derail, hey, Bobby, we're going to bring it full circle back around. What's your favorite?

Speaker: vampire movie. We already talked zombies almost ah for maybe 20 minutes. you know We talked about vampires for about 7 to 8 minutes in the last two hours. Here's what I got to say about vampire movies. How did we not cover one of the all-time greatest vampire movies?

Speaker: Twilight. ah You are fucking insane, dude! What? I like Twilight for what it was, okay? Sig says Jenna Jameson stars in Zombie Strippers. Check it out. Loved Zombie Strippers, which also had Robert Englund.

Speaker: I didn't see that. Get out of here. Oh, dude, it's hilarious. It really is, dude. Tito Ortiz is a bouncer in that. The dude who plays Lucifer on the series?

Speaker: Love that motherfucking guy. i would watch him in any way. Oh, what's his fucking name, dude? Oh. It's Tom something, I think. My son fell in love with Lucifer, dude. like that That sounded weird, but dude, that that show, if you go back and watch it, it is great.

Speaker: It really is. Tom Ellis.

Speaker: Yeah, he's fantastic. um since're That's Neil Gaiman, who does all sorts of neat stuff about Lucifer other angels and shit. Have you seen his... ah his series on HBO Max, I think, or Max now. It's just called Max.

Speaker: oh those back i school ands It's back to HBO Max. What is it called? The Sandman. I have not. I like that a lot. It was good. It was good. Since you want to bring that up, now you've inspired me.

Speaker: Good Omens. That's Dan or Neil Gaiman as well. I did not realize that. but Neil Gaiman recently got in some trouble for being a... less undesirable character us all say about that i don't know how accurate it is i wasn't there but uh he's starting to get four weddings and a funeral hugh graham's raglan with winona ryder interesting he said with winona ryder not with uh keanu reeves not with gary oldman that's another motherfucker that can do no wrong gary oldman is fucking but it also had like the mother of all the best actor in my opinion

Speaker: This man can do no wrong. Hannibal Lecter himself.

Speaker: Was it Dracula? Yep. Bram Stoker's? Yep. Oh, that's right. We. That's right. That's right. forgot about that.

Speaker: Yeah. Dude, you ain't wrong. you ain't wrong. Dude, he can't. The Edge. Thank you. that's ah i was as I'm sitting there. I'm twisting. I'm like, what was it? The Edge.

Speaker: The Woods. Dude, The Edge. With Alec Baldwin, Glenn Plummer. Or not Glenn Plummer.

Speaker: Well, Elle McPherson was in it.

Speaker: That was Anthony Hopkins' wife. She was the wife. Elle McPherson? Yeah, Elle McPherson. single it out Check it out. Check it out. For some reason, i was thinking with somebody else. Oh, I'll take your word on that.

Speaker: That's one I only watched once, maybe twice. But my God, man. i mean, what a – dude, Anthony Hopkins, you ain't lying. is amazing. He can do it all.

Speaker: Alfred Hitchcock. Thanks for Blue. Are we four hours in we Almost.

Speaker: Blue. This is one of the things that drove me nuts. He knew I could go movies forever.

Speaker: Leave it to Blue to get in there. Oh, yeah. Look at you guys. Four-hour song. They said awesome. Hard hand. Hard hand. He wasn't even good about Yeah, but Bram Stoker's Dracula, the one with ah Winona Ryder...

Speaker: Anthony Hopkins fucking Gary Oldman dude. Wow. Great movie. ah That dude is just a fucking phenomenal actor. Was that an Oliver Stone movie? No.

Speaker: No. Wasn't Oliver Stone. no It was a big name. act It was a big name. um Oh. um Same guy that did um The Godfather.

Speaker: Francis Ford Cobbler. Yes. Yes. thanks Full circle. Full circle. Full circle. Francis Ford Gable's famous nephew.

Speaker: I can tell you famous daughter who was in Christmas Vacation. I didn't ask you that. He was also in movie called Boxing Helena. I didn't ask you that. Boxing Helena is a fucking amazing movie, dude.

Speaker: Dude, that was so much better. Julian Sands can't go wrong. don't know about that. hated that he died the way he did.

Speaker: Oh, you don't know the story.

Speaker: Story time with Uncle Bill. Okay. So Julian Sands, allow me, folks, white wine for this gentleman. English actor.

Speaker: Phenomenal. Did Phantom of the Opera, of you know, his own version um with um Dario Argento. He was also the um warlock.

Speaker: great Such an underrated actor. He was in The Medallion with Jackie Chan.

Speaker: He was on a hiking. He went hiking. Nobody could find him. It was months. They finally found him. He got stuck in a rainstorm and got trapped in waters, died in the mountains, basically.

Speaker: Julian Sands, for me, was such a good actor. I mean, I will always remember him as Warlock.

Speaker: But, like I said, he did Dario Argento, which also had... If you watch any Dario Argento movie, again, Italian... Was he a director? Yeah.

Speaker: He's the director. He's also a producer. He has his daughter in there. What's weird about these Italians, though, they are not afraid of this taboo.

Speaker: Dario Argento always teased with his daughter being in movies, being partially nude. He was not afraid to be behind the camera and his daughter on the other side nude for his version of Dracula.

Speaker: He was a weird, weird, weird, weird individual. But to them, it's art. He never looked at it in a that type of way.

Speaker: You know, it just, it fit the role for what he did. His stuff is very, very weird.

Speaker: Like Fincher. What's Fincher? David Fincher makes weird fucking movies. Oh, dude. Okay, yeah, yeah um um

Speaker: yeah. Shit. Polanski. Oh, yeah. Another weird guy. Dario Argento, dude. What's some of his stuff?

Speaker: It's almost uncomfortable. It's like, dude, you are behind the camera and your daughter is in front of you doing a fully nude scene.

Speaker: it's It's weird, but somehow he makes these things work. Are you sure he directed the scene or did he have his assistant director to do that one? I hope he had somebody else do it, but... Yeah, that would make me uncomfortable. I would never, ever in my life... Remember when I was talking about the zombie stuff earlier?

Speaker: And I brought up Lucio Fulci. I told you, look him up.

Speaker: Lucio Fulci was one of those ones. He would do a lot of zombie movies, but he would touch on the taboo stuff too. And zombies being one of them, ah no, I'm sorry. Burial grounds is called burial grounds.

Speaker: um

Speaker: I don't know what it is with those Italian folks, But he had a scene in there where the mom you know where the son was in love with the mom. And then the mom shoos him away.

Speaker: Little edible complex. He turns into a zombie. And she comes back, doesn't realize he's a zombie at that point. And she goes, oh, I love you.

Speaker: For whatever reason, bears their breasts and says, here, breastfeed, basically. And because he's a zombie, guess what he does? You know ah! It's weird. that's k Again, Italian.

Speaker: Those guys, I tell you what, European films are very, you have to be careful with them. You really do. And I'm going to have you look up one. I'm not going dig into this one too much on this one for you.

Speaker: Good call. David Lynch too. Really weird. Really strange. Good movies though. Good movies.

Speaker: sorry tell up out there While we're talking and not you while you turn off your camera, look up this one. here Dude, um my nose is running like a mofo. I don't want people to watch me wiping it. that's fine It's banned in countries.

Speaker: There's a lot of those. It's called the Serbian film. Oh, yeah, I've heard of that. Oh, God, dude. i have a misfortune of actually watching that one.

Speaker: Look it up. i'm not I'm not going any further than what I just said. Anybody else, look it up. Unfortunately, I have watched that film.

Speaker: Guys, I'm telling you right now. I don't know what it is about European you know films, but... It's from 2010. It's a horror mystery, a Serbian film, rated NC-17. Yeah.

Speaker: rated n cb seventeen yeah um

Speaker: It has got probably the most controversial ending i have ever seen. Dude, it is horrible.

Speaker: Absolutely horrible. Why? who comes up with something like this? I mean, do you honestly think this is what people want to see? That movie?

Speaker: I mean, it slaps Wes Craven, Clive Barker, all these horror movie icons in the face with what that man did in this movie.

Speaker: Wow. so the So a Serbian film directed by, I'm going to butcher this, ah

Speaker: Srdan Spazzovic. Srdan Spazzovic. Gain notoriety for extremely graphic and disturbing content, including scenes of violence lovins, necro lovins, and pedo lovins.

Speaker: Films are not typical slasher, but a political allegory intended to criticize the state of Serbian society during the rule of Slobodan Milosevic, the the last head of state to be executed, I believe.

Speaker: but By his own people anyway. Unless you count. right now can't count That movie is going upset you. It upset me. it upsets so There's a reason why it's banned in countries.

Speaker: It's about the making of a snuff film. And it quickly descends into horrific and non-consensual acts is what it says. so It was banned because the film's reception was highly controversial, led to being banned outright in numerous countries, including Australia, Germany, Malaysia, New Zealand, Norway, and the Philippines.

Speaker: Only temporarily was banned in Brazil and Spain. And in the U.S. Trust me, the U.S. is on the list. The Human Centipede, I think you mean. the Human Centipede. And that was a stupid movie. That movie was dumb.

Speaker: That movie was really dumb. Really dumb. And I'll start on that one. Robert Ryder. Do you remember the face of death movies in the 80s? Yes, I do. They weren't moving so much. in includ enough to know I think he's accurate. ah I'll look that up right now. i'm proud there was all many places yeah Early ninety s Because the first one I saw was in

Speaker: and that was part perfect music just came out then No, but that was part three that I watched. So let me sum up just so people kind of realize how bad ah Serbian film, and I want you guys, I implore you to ignore it.

Speaker: um

Speaker: Faces of Death, the first one, 1978. Really? Yes.

Speaker: The Serbian film, guys, is about a retired porn star that gets yeah coaxed back into the industry because he is hurting for money. He wants to support his family. So he is he he allows somebody to talk him into it.

Speaker: But what he doesn't realize is what he's getting into is actual snuff films. And it progresses from there, guys, or digresses, however you want to look at it.

Speaker: I'm with my wife on this one. If you don't know what a snuff film is, check out the movie 8mm. oh Great flick. Before Nicolas Cage fell off the rails and started doing any old thing.

Speaker: Great fucking movie. Joaquin Phoenix. Oh, wow. Agreed. the really tall ah The really tall nihilist from a The Big Lebowski.

Speaker: The really tall one. He's in that. What was the movie that Willem Dafoe did that was Antichrist? Ooh, dude, another one.

Speaker: Like, there's certain things you've got to kind of, like, I'm a um'm a dark person. I will admit that. I like dark films. I like, but there are certain taboos.

Speaker: Just don't cross them. and Antichrist? From 2009. I don't think I saw that one. It's one of those ones that really makes you uncomfortable.

Speaker: But then again, I've watched some comedies that have made me uncomfortable. One of them being, let's stray off a little bit, um Vacation. National Lampoon's Vacation?

Speaker: Yep. It made you uncomfortable? They called it Vacation. Ed Helms, Christine Apple. Oh, oh,

Speaker: That one made me a little, I mean, dude, it was just, when they were in the sewage water and everything, and I'm just like, ah I'm sitting there. Great job, guys.

Speaker: Great job. That's a funny, like, uncomfortable. When it comes to, like, Antichrist. My favorite part of the vacation with Ed Helms in it were the two brothers.

Speaker: The younger one bullying the older one all the time. oh yeah. Yeah. In the backseat of the car, he puts the bag over his head and goes, go to sleep. Go to sleep. only one Anytime Sue or i is holding a bag, they go to sleep. I like when he puts on his guitar.

Speaker: I have a vagina. Ed Helms, it had have been him. He goes, I got this. Even if you did it. don't have it.

Speaker: we Come on. yeah Dude, that was a funny movie. That was a great movie. That really was. And Chevy Chase... Honestly, can you name a serious role Chevy Chase has ever been in?

Speaker: No, not offhand. The closest he came was Menoirs of the Invisible Man. Directed by? Uh-oh.

Speaker: Don't say John Carpenter. John fucking Carpenter. Really? Yeah. Was that really a John Carpenter movie? Yeah. And I didn't look care for it at all. Didn't care for it at all. I'll tell you what.

Speaker: You know, I was bustling this guy the last time. You know, I was listening to messages the last time. So I didn't get this opportunity like he gave me tonight. Thank you, sir. no. Listen, it's a long time coming. Sorry it took so long.

Speaker: Body bags. I'm telling you, please watch that. If I can find it. Let's see if I can. project Dude, again, you've brought it multiple times tonight.

Speaker: Tubi. It's also on Amazon. prop Tubi. Yep. Amazon Prime is better because it has one commercial break at the very beginning.

Speaker: It will let you watch it the whole way through, guys. Hey, Mike. Amazon Prime for free. Hey, Mike. hey mike Do me a favor. Take over for a second. I got to do the. Yeah. still all already We'll take a quick break.

Speaker: We'll take another quick break. OK. I could I could use a ah run to the. Yeah. I got I got to disappear for. at least you Do what you got to do, brother. Do what you got to do.

Speaker: All right. We got one more segment. And then we're going to get on out of y'all's hair. Thanks for hanging out. This is Hailstorm.

Speaker: Since you changed Don't let me get in your way miss the lies in the pit The fights that keep us awake, ache, ache I'm telling you miss the fancy, wait with me I miss the scream and the way that you blame me miss the phone call, when did you fall?

Speaker: I miss the late night song

Speaker: thing you to me the way that it don't miss you, miss the misery oh, oh, I'm tired but just can't take it I'd rather fight than just fake Cause like real You know that had enough, I'm tired

Speaker: telling where miss the scream the way that you blame me I miss the phone calls, where did you Miss the late night, don't miss at all I like to kick in the face the you do to me I love the way that it the misery

Speaker: I miss the bad things, the way you hate me I miss the scream the way that you blame me I miss the red sex, leave me mad miss the fears that are freezing my chest I miss the phone calls, when it's your fault I miss the late nights, don't miss you at all

Speaker: Hey friends, give this video like if you liked it to let us know that we should I'm not going lie. I tell you what, that right there was an awesome cut. When you said Heldstover first, I'm like, how are you getting away with that? Because i got flagged multiple times.

Speaker: That was awesome.

Speaker: Dude. Cheers. By the way, laterer on this is a another shot. ah Trogues Oktoberfest because we're still there.

Speaker: so we're going to throw this out there. I'm out of wine. I don't want to keep the whiskey because I mean, I actually had to get up at work in the morning.

Speaker: No. um Damn it, man. That was good. I like that. Me too. ah Vampires.

Speaker: I had a thought when I was upstairs. Shit. Shit.

Speaker: What do you think really appeals to people about vampires, dude? Is it the seductiveness? Is it the you know, the immortality? Is it the, you know, because me, when it comes to vampires, i like,

Speaker: all of it kind of appeals to me. i really do. I mean,

Speaker: At the end of the day, like I said, i mean I'd love to go see Castle Dracula. I want to see like the original. And you know what's fun about it? Bram Stoker came up with the idea over the whole... Was it cholera?

Speaker: I think?

Speaker: There was an actual time where people would dig up the dead and you know This is before they realized, hey, the hair still grows, the fingernails still grow, um they bloat after they die, so on and so forth.

Speaker: So that's where the myth of the vampire came up. They're like, oh, well, we still see this person around. Oh, we have people still dying.

Speaker: Wait a minute.

Speaker: There is no actual um beginning. For the myth of the vampire.

Speaker: Okay. The original dragon story, an 1897 novel by Bram Stoker, was inspired by a combination of Central European folklore about vampires and the historical figure of Vlad the Impaler, a 15th century Romanian prince.

Speaker: Stoker drew on these sources along with vampire mythology and added like literary and historical inspirations to create his character. Yes. But... But what inspired Bram Stoker?

Speaker: I just told you what inspired Bram Stoker.

Speaker: that's That was how Bram Stoker wrote the novel, the original Dracula novel in 1897. He did that. So let's see. but I'm looking at the vampire myth origin right now. It wasn't just it wasn't just ah Vlad the Impaler.

Speaker: No, it wasn't. There was, like I said, Eastern European folklore. Here we go. The myth of the vampire originated in Eastern European folklore, with the earliest written references appearing around the 11th century in Old Russian. Early concepts were often tied to disease and superstition, but vampires blamed for spreading illness. The modern blood-dreaming vampire evolved over time, heavily influenced by the reports in the 18th century of alleged vampire activity and the fear that certain illnesses like porphyria were caused by them.

Speaker: In Slavic folklore, the term vampire is believed to have originated from the Slavic word upir, meaning ghost monster or a creature that thrusts or bites. Right. Early folklore, vampires are not typically depicted as elegant, pale creatures, but as bloated, ruddy corpses, believed to return from the grave to spread disease and terrorize villages.

Speaker: Cause of vampirism, a person was thought to become a vampire if they had an improper burial, died violently, or were the victim of a vampire themselves. Rituals and remedies. Villagers would sometimes exhume bodies prevent them from returning as vampires, performing rituals like staking,

Speaker: burning or beheading the corpse.

Speaker: yeah but you but see The thing of it is, I mean, yeah. Porphyria is the one that they're saying had nothing to do with cholera. The legend dates back to the early BC era.

Speaker: But it was ah it wasn't until Bram Stoker, You say early BC, like before Christ, when time was going backwards. Isn't that what you just said?

Speaker: No, 11th century. Okay, fine. That'd be the 1000. Oh. oh Okay, my bad, folks.

Speaker: Well, that's not BC. It's a thousand years after. Go ahead. I'm laughing with you. Okay, please.

Speaker: Either way, guys, the... The myth of the vampire did not come to light globally until Bram Stoker created Dracula.

Speaker: 1897. So literally three years before the 20th century.

Speaker: You know... she 100 years earlier, in 1797, what other classic horror staple was created?

Speaker: The character.

Speaker: If you tell me it's a zombie, I'm... ah Technically, yeah, you could say it's a zombie.

Speaker: I am...

Speaker: is I mean, it has to be it had to be the zombie. It really would. But I want a specific character. 100 years before Dracula, this other staple. Okay, think about Halloween.

Speaker: There's three staples. right we'll We'll give you four, including zombies. Okay. There's the Wolfman, zombie, Dracula, the other staple.

Speaker: Come on, Chattersbox, let us know. What do you think? I'll tell you right now. um I mean, the wolf man, honestly, with, I mean, there is a actual genetic condition called Jesus.

Speaker: Dogface, right. Where the person is absolutely covered in hair. I mean, just top to bottom.

Speaker: It had to be, yeah, it had to be Wolfman, honestly. Look, I gave you Wolfman. I gave you Vampire. call him Dracula.

Speaker: And I'll give you Zombie. Name the fourth Halloween staple created in 1797. The character's name.

Speaker: Started with fear of bats in 900 AD because they were blamed for disease. That's how vampires got their fangs.

Speaker: Talking about the mummy? Right, right. I'm not talking about the mummy, Dan, but that's a good guess. I did not think of the mummy because technically undead.

Speaker: want a hint? I'm going to say ghosts. I mean, it had to be ghosts. I'm going to give you a hint.

Speaker: That's right, Robert Aaron Ryder.

Speaker: Rats, you could say, yeah, some diseases, yes. The plague was shed not by rats, but very good, Robin Vaca. Not the rats, but the lice, front or not right lice.

Speaker: Oh, is Robin in here too? Fleas, fleas from the rats, the fleas. Yes. Oh. Frankenstein's monster.

Speaker: Frankenstein is the scientist, the mad scientist. Frankenstein's monster is the creature. 1797, Mary Shelley, 100 years before Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Speaker: I did not know that Frankenstein came out before Dracula. Exactly 100 years, 1797, 1897.

Speaker: I did not know that. that the You know what? You got me on that one. I'm a trivia guy. Hey, you know what? ah but this I mean, I mean.

Speaker: What was the movie with the kids in it? ah Kick him in the nards. Wolfman has nards. Oh. um The monster monster monster hunters? monster No. um

Speaker: 80s, early 80s. Monster Squad. Yeah, Monster Squad. Right, right. Love that one. Good job, Dan. Monster Squad, amazing movie, funny movie, not as good as Transylvania 659. 65,000. 65,000, thank you. Again, spoof for... Dude.

Speaker: six five thousand thank you my again my spoof for dude Until the new scary movies came out, like scary movie, that was fucking funny as hell. One, two, three, all of them. This was Stronghand. Yeah. Dude, all that shit's fucking hilarious to me.

Speaker: But my first original horror spoof for me was um Saturday the 14th. Oh.

Speaker: Oh. Love that movie. You know, we also had Dracula, vamp you know, Frankenstein, um,

Speaker: oh fuck who was mary shelley's husband mr shelley

Speaker: hmm you got me you got me according to this it was percy bishy shelley that's right i said bishy he'd be bishy there you go guys i mean you know Common knowledge. Everybody knows that one. Miss Vodka, you just aged yourself. I was a kid when I came out. I was a kid.

Speaker: I mean, a kid's kid. Because of the movie, the friday the 13th, there's been a lot of horror movies that have made, you know, little quips towards it.

Speaker: One of them being, and I brought this up earlier, Sleepaway Camp Part 3.

Speaker: And she's like, hey, what day is this? And one person looks at her and goes, ah Saturday. And the other one goes, oh, the 14th.

Speaker: ah At the end of the day was kind of a nod to, obviously. i absolutely love the Sleepaway Camp movies because they were so schlocky. They were very, I'm not to say low budget.

Speaker: but They were B-movies. Yeah, they were they were definitely B-movies. I mean, that was that... gra not No, they weren't even Grindhouse. I mean, back in the 80s, you have to remember, eighty s early 90s, I mean, you saw a lot of movies come out that became cult classics.

Speaker: Critics. Sleepaway Camp actually had quite a few big names in it before they were big names. And I'm trying to remember the name of the one. I mean, you have Pamela Springfield, who was Angela in part two and part three.

Speaker: Felicia Rose was in the original, and I've actually been in touch with her. I'm looking forward to having her on here sometime.

Speaker: Felicia Rose was the original killer in the first sleepaway camp. Pendleton Springfield took over. Spoiler alert. Hmm? Spoiler alert. Yeah.

Speaker: Sorry. Damn it. But um it also had a very well-known actor, but he is someone that's always been kind of behind the scenes. You know, he's he's there, but, you know,

Speaker: He was in Scrooged. He was one of the bums. He was the one that Bill Murray went down and found frozen to death in the basement.

Speaker: Keep going. He was also in House of a Thousand Corpses. Sleepaway Camp? Yep. Three. Part three. Part three. Look up part three. I'm looking at the cast.

Speaker: I don't recognize any of these names at all. Name them off. And I guarantee I'll get it as soon as you say it. Cliff Brand. That's my guess.

Speaker: Michael J. Pollard. Yep. There he is. Now. Whoa. Okay. Yeah, I recognize him. Yeah, remember he was the one that came out. He's like, oh, he's the one that you know, Dr. Jesus suck up his ass.

Speaker: House of a Thousand Corpses. That's how people know him. If I'm not mistaken, that man's dead now. He's been in a lot of things, dude.

Speaker: Dude, he's been, ah yeah. you You'd be surprised at what he's been in. He's a good actor. He really is. But he was always a character actor. He was always a big actor.

Speaker: He was in Superboy Camp 4 as well. He was in the top of the... Okay. So they did try and bring back the... And this is one that Felicia Rose, she appeared in at the very end.

Speaker: He was in Next of Kin with Patrick Soazet. Yep. He was in Tango and Cash. Yep. He was in Walks A. Remember when they kept saying, you know, hey, you know, give us something, you know, something new to work with?

Speaker: Yep. He was the weapons designer in Tango and Cash. No shit. He's been in a ton of things. Again, a good actor, underrated actor. Classic character actor, right.

Speaker: Did not get enough. it's He's kind of like the Clint Howard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robert, you're wrong on this one. You're wrong on this one. but Young Frankenstein by Mel Brooks is not a good spoof.

Speaker: It's a fucking phenomenal spoof. It is a great spoof. It's a legendary spoof.

Speaker: There's a little ah fun behind-the-scenes trivia for you on that one. It's one of the very, very, very few Mel Brooks films where he does not make a cameo. Agreed. Yeah, I know. You know why?

Speaker: i do not know why. He and Gene Wilder had a famously fun rivalry. They goofed on each other quite a bit, but they were both fans of one another. When Brooks asked him to appear in the movie as Dr. Frankenstein, he said he would be on one cameo.

Speaker: He said he would do it on one condition only. You don't be in the film. Wow. He said, no problem. I want you that bad. But it was a friendly rivalry. He didn't do it to be a cunt.

Speaker: He wanted to see what he was saying. I knew about the rivalry, but um

Speaker: yeah. do Mel Brooks still alive. What a man. What a man. Have you seen his two? He finally did it. It's on Hulu. You guys can all watch it now.

Speaker: yeah his history History of the World Part 2.

Speaker: He finally did do it. He did it. um He touched on everything, dude. He really... He doubled down on this one.

Speaker: Honestly.

Speaker: He attacked to both sides of the coin. Let's go that way.

Speaker: Like he, heri he found people that would have fun with it. Seth from 2023. It was a Hulu series.

Speaker: Um, you would know the one girl from. Yeah. see shit The stuff he did. How did that get by me dude? What the fuck?

Speaker: Oh dude. Watch it. What, what, what. The world was outstanding, man. It's good to be the king. Piss boy. Dude, Harvey Norman.

Speaker: One of the old school classic most funniest people ever. This is not a spoiler alert. Guess who he is finally making the sequel. The search for more money.

Speaker: That's right. He brought back Rick Moranis. He agreed to do it. He is Dark Helmet. He is bringing back Bill Pullman as Lone Star.

Speaker: Obviously, he cannot bring back Barth. Yeah. I bet he does, though. And I'm going to bet you it's going to be played by a the dude who's in... them Shit. he's he's in He's been in a lot of things just recently.

Speaker: But he played Drevin's partner in the new... Yes. Oh, Hauser. Yeah, that guy, man. He is amazing as the shitty guy in Cobra Kai.

Speaker: Oh, dude. They use it in Cobra Kai like that. That guy is funny and he's good. I like him in a lot of things I've seen him in. He's like, it's okay. I've got this. And he goes around and starts beating him. And he's like, Cobra Kai. Like, for real?

Speaker: Well, thank you, Dan Lonechild. John Candy's son is playing Barf's son.

Speaker: ah I don't know. I don't know on that one because – Dan Lonechild just said that. I assume what he's talking about. Mel Brooks is keeping it so hush-hush, you know.

Speaker: That would make sense. I mean, to be fair, okay, so Dan is a, you know, Canadian. John Candy was a Canadian. still is. There might be a little more up on that. And, that you know, he might know a little more on us.

Speaker: All the Canadians get a newsletter about other Canadians every week. That's not a Canadian joke. That's being actually serious.

Speaker: Now, Rick Moranis, right? What was his last live action role? What was his last live action role? Do you know? Oh, what was that one with um Tom Arnold?

Speaker: Where they were both teachers. um Bully, is it called?

Speaker: His last live action movie was Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves in 1997. That can't be right. That can't. I'm going argue that one.

Speaker: It is accurate. That's true. Do you know why it was his last movie ever? Why? In an interview, he said, I asked them. I didn't want to do the movie at all. I was done with it. The character was done.

Speaker: the The idea, I didn't really care for it. you So I asked them for so much money, I thought for sure they would say no. And it was so much money that if they said yes, I knew I would never have to work a day in my life again.

Speaker: Oh, okay. So you got me. No, why would you think so? yeah When I know, I know. Live action. Live action. Now, he did the voice of Brother Bear. He did some voices for Brother Bear. And I don't think that was the last time he did anything at all.

Speaker: And i was like 2008. That's not the last time. but You are right. Live action. Big Bully was 1996.

Speaker: You got me. His last future film credit was for the 2003, not 2008, 2003 animated movie Brother Bear. I'm right. I knew that. yeah I knew he did a lot of voiceover. I thought that Big Bully came out after. But then again, they could make a movie. You're right. I'm going to let him off the hook soon.

Speaker: What do you way past my bedtime? He's caught you yawning a few times. I yawned, yeah. know Fair enough. But yeah. Rick Moranis is coming back. The reason youve quit altogether, again, they gave him so much money he didn't need to work.

Speaker: And he wanted to spend time with his wife and his family. And she was sick at the time. And he wanted to be there take care her. He didn't want to have to work, work, work. And miss his sick wife being there for her. wife died and he quit Hollywood altogether. It was before that, so he could be there to be there for and support her. And it was just him and his children, which were fairly young at the time still.

Speaker: So he wanted to do right by his family and be a good family man. And I i respect the hell out of that. Family first. That's always been my thing. Family first.

Speaker: Oh, wow. I don't know, Bill.

Speaker: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I think we've covered it. Yeah, I think we got this, brother. What do you have that you want to... all wait, wait, wait, before you do that.

Speaker: ah

Speaker: ah Hell, it was there and then it was gone just as fast. It'll come to me as soon as we shut it down. Oh, you never answered my question. Francis Ford Coppola's famous nephew.

Speaker: Say again? Francis Ford Coppola's very, very famous nephew.

Speaker: His very first role that he was credited for was as Nicholas Coppola from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Wow.

Speaker: Wow.

Speaker: ah Entrepreneurial idea. Let's start a show called Six Reviews of Anyone. Contestants have to pay $10 and come on to the show with any actor or movie ever made.

Speaker: And then Bill has six movies or actors to tie that movie to Pulp Fiction. i mean honestly I mean, honestly. Bill can't. The contestant gets $100. I like that. and bar bri you I like your is. At the end of the day, yes. ah I could tie in. oh We could talk horror movies, but I tell you what.

Speaker: I could probably go full circle. yeah Which is you know something that I used to do with a friend of mine at 84 Lumber when I worked there.

Speaker: He would come outside. He'd name an actor and I would... He'd say... God darn it.

Speaker: Ugh. oh god's run ah He'd give me like a specific amount. he like He'd be like, all right, eight movies, full circle.

Speaker: And we'd do our own like little seven degrees of bacon.

Speaker: You got the seasons too. I do now all of a sudden. All right, Robert Aaron Ryder, just because you mentioned that. Bill, you have until I'm done with this little part to come up with a name or I'll have to give it to you.

Speaker: I'm surprised you don't know this. I'm really surprised you don't know this. Again, first acting credit, credit, it's not his first film. First acting credit was this Nicholas Coppola.

Speaker: He played in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Excuse me,

Speaker: he excuse me, anyway.

Speaker: yeah Only one movie has. Only one movie has. ah John Goodman, William Forsyth, and Nicolas Cage.

Speaker: o Only one movie has all three. I'm going to have to say Valley Girl.

Speaker: William Forsyth is in that? I'm pretty sure he is. Well, shit. I could be wrong then. oh with um and What got me on that one was that was her only and I'm not trying to sound pervy, guys, but Pee-wee's love interest and ah Pee-wee's big adventure.

Speaker: I don't know what her name is. Galena was big top Pee-wee. That's the one I remember. Hang on. I got this. what's her name now?

Speaker: She was in ah The Devil's Rejects. She was in 31. a lot of Rob Zombie movies. I

Speaker: i don't remember her in House of a Thousand Corpses. Yeah, she's the one that

Speaker: Otis fell in love with.

Speaker: Big Top Peewee was Valerina Galena. Yes. A different person he's saying.

Speaker: I'm talking about

Speaker: E.G. Daly.

Speaker: She's a singer. The voice actor for was that Nickelodeon? Yeah.

Speaker: No shit.

Speaker: Let me tell you something. I didn't realize they were the same person. As soon as I s saw her picture,

Speaker: as soon as I saw her picture, I thought to myself, that's the chick who sings at the prom and better off dead. Yes.

Speaker: She's a kiss and singer. She was Tommy Pickles and Rugrats, guys.

Speaker: Shoot. I can't do Rugrats. No, thank you. well

Speaker: Technically, that was kind of around my era. um Well, technically yours, too. I mean... valerina galna or vallet Valeria Valeria Galina does have an accent because she's Italian.

Speaker: She was his girlfriend's love interest in Good Cop Peewee. She was Tom Cruise's love interest girl or whatever in Rain Man. And she showed her beans in that one, her little Happy Fun Bags.

Speaker: Dude, that's not the only one she showed her beans in. She was also in Escape from She was in Escape from L.A. Oh, yeah. I forgot that.

Speaker: aha yeah your boy john carpenter that's right carpenter man

Speaker: okay the three actors the three actors again uh was william forsyth john goodman nicholas cage i thought they were only in the one movie together but again what was the one you said bill earth girls are easy Well, no, I said Valley Girl. I only ever watched that. Valley Girls.

Speaker: Without Googling, come on, guys. that's who Who's a true movie buff out there?

Speaker: it help and I don't get John Goodman listed for Valley Girl, just so you know.

Speaker: or Michael or or William Forsyth either. Okay, well, I

Speaker: I don't want to Google. Hey, I don't want you to either. as I was raising Arizona. You got me on what raising Arizona.

Speaker: They're the two escaped convicts.

Speaker: He was the ah okay, so John Gomer. Okay. He knew him in the joint. They escaped and went to see him.

Speaker: I love that movie with the baby, you know, John Goodman, you know, like, ah beats up Nicolas Cage and

Speaker: the yeah Randall Tex Cobb plays the hunter, the bounty hunter, whatever. When he blows up the rabbit, that's the one thing that everybody, oh, really? Really?

Speaker: It was just showing he was a mean motherfucker. I'm trying to think because um Nicholas Cage he also he got with who's the actress because he was with her in Wild and Heart.

Speaker: He's about actress in Raising Arizona? Holly Hunter.

Speaker: And he was with Dern in Wild and Heart. um Was it Holly Hunter?

Speaker: Holly Hunter's in Raising Arizona for sure. ah Good stuff. hello adjourn

Speaker: Yep. She was the one in Wild at Heart.

Speaker: So what's the question? I don't understand what you're trying to say. no, no. no You got me. you So, in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, one of Spicoli's buddies,

Speaker: was Francis Ford Coppola's nephew. It's the one and only film, I'm almost positive, it's the one and only film he was credited as Nicholas ah Coppola.

Speaker: He spells his name N-I-C, no H, N-I-C-O-L-A-S.

Speaker: I got nothing on this one, but I'm- We talked about him earlier. a lot. He was in Raising Arizona.

Speaker: He was in Next. He was in The Rock.

Speaker: Nicolas Cage, really? Yes. Yes. Nicolas Cage. It was Francis Ford Coppola's very famous nephew. He switched his name from Coppola because he wanted to make it on his own instead of trying to steam along under his name uncle's name.

Speaker: And it turns out he did.

Speaker: So, Bill. Yes. Why don't you tell folks where are they can find you?

Speaker: that note, guys, yeah. yeah My boy, he he knows when I've hit that point. ah You can find me on YouTube. You can find me on...

Speaker: the book of faces also known as facebook uh we do get on youtube we're on every streaming platform if you want to check out our link in the bio um we're on monday wednesdays thursdays and sundays it's always different you never know what's going happen always fun always unpredictable Everything we say on this show is just our opinion. But then again, it might be the alcohol talking. so not nice. you deal

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Speaker: My good friend, Robert Coleman Jr. out of Cleveland, Ohio. He won that motherfucker this year. Very proud of Rob. Very happy for Rob. A great guy. Couldn't have him to a better person for real. I love that guy. Known him for many years. Done some sketch work with him. Great dude.

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Speaker: Uh, we're kind of restricting it a little bit lately, just because we've got to make sure you're a little vetted. We don't want to have a, uh, caged unit incident. Um, sometimes Saturday mornings, uh, cash is corner with Glick in the cash Sundays. We've got, uh, gridiron talk. It's, ah unnecessary roughness with Glick and, uh, our network, uh,

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Speaker: So that's it for another episode of of movie night with Michael and friends tonight. My friends were, uh, the man, the myth, the legend from the Southern fucking outlaws band. My brother, my best, one of my best absolute fucking friends ever. I've had the great Arliss Walker, the man, of the myth, the legend. And tonight also my other cohost, not special.

Speaker: He's retarded. and Another shot podcast. Very own bill man. Star, depending on where you're at and what you're doing. Uh, I can't thank you enough for coming out. I had a great time talking with you tonight, brother.

Speaker: Stick around. If you got a few minutes after the show, I'd like to talk you about some stuff. And, uh, not kidding. I would love to talk to, Robert Ryder. As much as you wanted to talk movies, oh, shit, I got to go back up there and start thanking some folks for stopping through. want to thank, oh, grief, we got a bunch of comments tonight. That's what happens in four hours. Brittany stopped through.

Speaker: Mandy stopped through, and she even popped on the show for a few minutes. Thanks again, Mandy, for being one of my special guest co-hosts today. We got to thank ah Nancy Shirey. Hey, Bill, she said. Thanks for coming through. Oh, man.

Speaker: like Thank you, Lazy Jedi. Lazy Jedi was here for a minute. I'm stomping into their show next. Sick2210. Sorry, brother. I could not have you in today, but I'm more than happy to have you on sometime. Reach out. Find me. I'm easy to talk to.

Speaker: Dan, the man, the author, the legend. What's that book again? ah yeah Universal Chronicles Extermination. That is book one of nine.

Speaker: He's got... The next one coming out. November 16th. Outstanding. Can't wait to read those. And Dan, I wasn't kidding. I would love to have you on the show. You're easy to talk to and a great great guy. Love to hang out with you.

Speaker: Fury, thanks for stopping through. Appreciate you. Robert Aaron Ryder, definitely appreciate you. Thanks for stopping through. And I hope to see you again sometime. Wally pops through. Thanks for that. My man, Sig.

Speaker: Dog. My dude.

Speaker: Good old Stevie Sansom. Steven Sansom. Thanks for coming through. Thanks a lot for helping. Thanks, Kat, for helping Bill get his shit together tonight. Robin Vaca. Thanks for stopping through. Appreciate you.

Speaker: and I think that's everybody. Now I've got to find that comment. Dan wanted to talk about something. Someone versus someone. Someone versus someone. got to write this down because I have a terrible memory.

Speaker: Tarantino versus somebody for best directors. Oh, here we go. Tarantino. Oh, okay. you're still listening, Robert, drop that link. Drop that question again. i don't remember who it was.

Speaker: It was. So if I drop this, I will lose all the comments.

Speaker: Coen Brothers versus Tarantino as filmmakers. coin this to the dream That's actually, that would be an interesting that would be an interesting conversation. We're not going to have it now. And Bill, since Robert Aaron is one of the fellows that watches you and brought you brought him over, I would love to have you in there too.

Speaker: That would be great. thanks Thanks again, Dan. I appreciate that. i I can't wait to have you on for real. And we're friends on the Facebook, so hit me up. Katrina had nothing at all to say.

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Speaker: Cat's a good girl. She's a good egg. One of my favorites. And I want to thank her and Blue Boat, since you're they're listening, for stopping out to say hey for the day of my wedding. Appreciate guys popping through. It was great to see you.

Speaker: I was mostly blacked out where I was when you saw me. But oddly, I remember very clearly seeing you guys. Thank you for popping through. Sending that love. um Thank you, girl. i Appreciate you.

Speaker: And that is it for us tonight. Another shot. Bill, what what do you got to say? What's your last word tonight, brother? Oh, my last word. Everything we say on this show is just our opinion.

Speaker: But then again, it might be the alcohol talking. In your case, I wasn't drinking tonight, but thanks, brother. This is me recording and checking my sound. I don't know if it'll work good or not.

Speaker: I've got super lame looking hair. I hate this fucking haircut. It's fucking and stupid as fuck. But that's what Sue wants, so that's what Sue gets.

Speaker: She wants to make sure I'm unfuckable to the rest of the world. Woo!