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Nonsensical Nonsense
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It's Saturday night you already know what that means time to get weird so buckle up buttercup.
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Introduction and Podcast Setup
00:00:01
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Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
Social Media and Podcast Promotion
00:03:19
Speaker
What's going on everybody sorry wow that was really bright get your shit together like golly oh That's not gonna work. What's going on everybody?
00:03:30
Speaker
Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Let me get my fucking life together here. There we go any who's Saturday night Welcome to nonsensical nonsense right here on the nonsensical network If you're not already that's a beautiful sound if you're not already good and check this out everywhere YouTube Facebook tick-tock twitch. I don't know where everywhere bio dot link slash nonsensical network All them links are in there. Just give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a share. Tell your friends.
00:03:58
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Tell your family. And don't forget to tell your granny. Because 9 out of 10, they approve. You know the drill. Like, share, subscribe.
Saturday Activities
00:04:11
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o and how I had one of those in a hot minute. Ah, sorry, I'm a little late. I was watching foosball and eating and stuffing my big fat face.
00:04:22
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So, what up, Chattersbox? I see y'all been over there for a hot minute. ah ah Daniel Burris, sports highlight. That is, that's a lot.
00:04:34
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Modog in the building. Jersey's in the building. Zampios is in the building. Make sure don't miss anybody. Wally's in the building. What's up? Appreciate you guys hanging out waiting. Sorry. I'm a little late. There's Mandy ah But yeah, it's been a lazy Saturday. It's it's it doesn't happen very often Nothing was going on today. We didn't have to go anywhere. we had to make a early trip to the BMV So we just kind of were a bunch of lazy shits today.
Technical Difficulties and Humor
00:05:04
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I guess I was doing a podcast work, but Any who's I'm just going to keep rambling, see long I can keep her backstage before she starts to tweak out.
00:05:19
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Your mic's off. Your mic's still off. I was giving you your time. I knew you were doing something. I'm just over here just filler bustering around just ah just to see how long it takes for you to start tweaking out now.
00:05:35
Speaker
What's going on with you?
Weekend Schedules and Sports
00:05:36
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Not much. Just chilling Saturday. I've been lazy today, too. Earthquake. hu Earthquake. I'm over here kicking my desk and everything else.
00:05:49
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How are you doing? I'm doing. I'm doing. i need oh I needed it. I needed a a weekend and a day where we didn't have anything to do. Both of us needed it so It's been nice. i got I still got up, man.
00:06:04
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I used to be able to sleep in on the weekends, but I go to bed early on Fridays. We go to bed early on Fridays, and then I'm up at like 7.30, 8 o'clock in the morning. It's hard to kick that schedule that you're used to. I know. Kayla was back here. She slept in this morning. I just went out and played a little Call of Duty this morning while she was back here sleeping.
00:06:30
Speaker
That's perfect. What up, Shaman? Shaman. I got my phone on backwards and that I got, I'm wearing it the right way. It splits my balls right nicely and it just holds right there in the center of my pecker.
00:06:46
Speaker
I don't like that. Getting me sick already Click as old man clucks it.
00:06:58
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I run on, I run on BPT. bpt
00:07:08
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Black people time. No, black people time. Well, then. yeah Or CPT. It's a real thing. s s eshcarra esh your Ask your friends.
00:07:24
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They'll tell you. yeah we yeah I was waiting for dinner to get done. It took a little bit longer. And then I was... and i Honestly, I lost track of time. Started watching this football game.
00:07:36
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and then I was playing around doing some stuff, podcast-related-wise. So I just wasn't here, and I was like, oh shit, I got to go start this show.
00:07:47
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But that's the joys of being the boss and and being on my show. i yeah It'll happen when it happens, I guess. like rush everybody Look, nobody, i mean, you guys are waiting on me, and you guys are awesome, but Because you guys are so awesome, you entertain yourselves in the chat. So, big perv time. Big perm.
00:08:12
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Big worm. Big perv time. havet but so me that The playoffs throw me off when I do these Saturday games.
00:08:27
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I'm over it. over it I was all, well, that's because both of your teams got ex-nayed after playoffs. You're not welcome to the playoffs, and the other one got embarrassed at home.
00:08:40
Speaker
I was going to watch the hockey game tonight. I was going to watch the Blue Jackets-Penguins game tonight, but I'm stuck watching this damn Buffalo-Denver game because it's so good. Is it? I'm not able to get it here anymore.
00:08:53
Speaker
Rick's losing his mind. He's going to have a lot to say to him. Sure he is. Well, that's also why you're watching because you have the show tomorrow.
00:09:04
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They don't talk things. They're going to overtime. Yeah, i came in I came I came back here to the Jersey. I came back here to a laptop. was ready to start the thing. There's like 60-some-odd comments. I was like, there you go. I just got to show up here. Sorry.
00:09:23
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Nice.
00:09:25
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nice I gotta work on, I gotta start working on guests.
00:09:33
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Yeah, look, you're not wrong, Mandy. why Whoa, what's up, Zanfius, you handsome devil? I don't think I've ever seen you before. Is that even you in your profile picture?
00:09:47
Speaker
Look, did you win the game with the hotel and strip club and shit? What? What?
00:09:55
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everything with Your hotel and strip club in check
00:10:03
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Which game I have a strip club yeah do it Here if I own a strip club Why the fuck am I getting up at five o'clock every morning and going out and deal this freezing ass cold if I got a strip club Yeah, did it smell there?
00:10:21
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oh monopoly um that's what i thought i was like wait a minute hold on a second
00:10:30
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hey my bad i did i did i'll be honest with you guys i didn't read through all the comments i was trying to uh get the show started and clearly i can't even do that properly because i'm blinded over here shit's popping off i think it should share it out though so that was that was cool did it snow there just a bear just barely a little bit we ain't got much over the last few days but been cold as balls.
Weather and Daily Life
00:10:53
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Got dumped on, son. But it was, like, very powdery, so it's easy to clean up, and a lot of it's already melted. exactly i was talking Yeah, we got we got some.
00:11:07
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yeah deal it Thursday night, we got some. The kids had a couple hours delay. i just said, fuck it, just stay home. yeah oh I think we got a little bit last night, but it and it was snowing a little bit this afternoon, but it all melted. and it Today was the warm, quote-unquote, warm day.
00:11:28
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Makes no sense. Yay. Winner. winner I was the cocaine bear. Just just your comments, Zanfios? Yeah.
00:11:43
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that was I was scrolling through. we we watch a lot of movies.
Movies and Humor
00:11:50
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Cale and I. We put a lot of movies. Well, let me rephrase this. We put a lot of movies on to go to bed too at night.
00:11:57
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And I've seen this movie. And I kind of want to watch it. But I know it's going to be really bad. But I just want to watch it just because. But it's called Crack Coon.
00:12:10
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as Sometimes it's like the shitty movies are the best though. I don't think this is going to be a good movie. I agree with you. Sometimes the ones that you think are going to be really bad turn out to be really good. i don't think it's going to be one of the best movies.
00:12:27
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What up Jasper? Jasper.
00:12:32
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I know they end up being like super funny and everything. Back to the porn hub reference. Sarge, go outside and touch grass. Yeah, we're like, what are you doing? You're spending too much time if Crack Coon is' in your poured-up search process. I just it.
00:12:56
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It's usually really part of the movie because we put him on there fall asleep to him. so My dog is on one tonight. Slammin' Salmon is on his poured-up as well.
00:13:08
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ah ah No, usually I don't make it the first 10 minutes into a into a movie and I'm already dead to the world. so okay Typical man.
00:13:21
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i'm not I'm not falling asleep two seconds later. oh I'm falling asleep. I'm usually falling asleep trying to find something. Yeah. or sometimes i stop and i stop scrolling and my brain just shuts down i'm awake and my brain just stops um well you don't smoke either so it's not as entertaining oh i don't yeah if they're really stupid if they're really stupid movies they are usually funnier to us so i mean i enjoy i enjoy stupid movies i don't need to i don't need to smoke to enjoy them
00:13:58
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um I've watched some bad movies in my time and it's like, yeah, kind of like that. But I tell somebody else to watch it. They're like, are you retarded? look Yeah, that's just what I'm saying. It's like, it's you're watching your people. Because you're dumb.
00:14:14
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I know what you guys were saying. i was just clarifying that no. We are literally just falling asleep.
00:14:26
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I'm She is very beautiful. She's usually not far behind me. Never never mind. I wanted to make a joke, but it would not come out correctly. you have Right, Zanfios? Let them know.
00:14:45
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I was just clarifying. I know where you were trying to go with that. i wasn't I just wasn't going to allow you to go there, Modo. thank you I knew you let her peg you. the fuck is wrong i what you said she's not she's not too far behind you leave the pegging out of this there's no pegging happening around here that was a secret between you and me i told you that confidence damn it weird i thought it was weird but i liked it i didn't know
Jokes and Humor Style
00:15:27
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No, trust me. That isn't there there there is... You know, i think if any woman wanted to go near my asshole, she's a much braver person than I am. I'm good. I exercise some demons.
00:15:41
Speaker
that i don't need i don't I don't eat very well. I eat some terrible... well i I guess I eat pretty good, but... Ish. Ish.
00:15:53
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yes Here comes the Jersey Express
00:16:00
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i know i was gonna say jersey sounds like you've been there but yeah not that i would know more watch our mo dog hit your butt hole so
00:16:16
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drop and never and grab your ans modog here comes the jersey express Yeah. It's time for your prostate exam. oh This is the strangest prostate exam I've ever had.
00:16:31
Speaker
Both of your hands were on my shoulders.
00:16:38
Speaker
Oh, my gosh. Matt's just giving me visuals, and I hate that. can you please stop? You'll feel a little prick. Hey, you're right. It is a little.
00:16:50
Speaker
Oh, snap. easier the Fuck you and pick up the
00:17:02
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ah I know. and Now we know what's in M-Dog's future. Now I know what to get M-Dog in Jersey for Christmas next year. It's this year now.
00:17:15
Speaker
yeah this year Yeah, this year. Yeah, that's right. We are in 2026, aren't we?
00:17:28
Speaker
Squeak like a pig, boy! I think it'll be more like a breath of squeak.
00:17:35
Speaker
Like that. Sounds like Glick might be catching a domestic charge.
00:17:44
Speaker
yeah she ties you up though yeah that is off limits the booty hole is off limits
00:17:52
Speaker
i thought you about the tying up part was off limits oh i don't care about that nobody wants to see your booty hole i don't want to see my booty hillll i don't know how anybody else would you've never taken a mirror and like looked at your butthole you know i honestly can't say that i have obviously you have
00:18:15
Speaker
yeah I can honestly say gasp like a pig, bitch.
00:18:27
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think I don't think it's ever been on my to-do list of grabbing a mirror and trying to get the proper angle so I can hold the mirror and look and contortion myself around.
00:18:38
Speaker
Well, yeah, okay. If you want to see your man's, cool. How about it? Britt said if it's closely trimmed then wait I mean you're partially right she'll trim it for you oh I get it dingleberries
00:19:03
Speaker
it's we're 20 minutes we're almost 20 minutes in MK this is a family friendly show oh
00:19:11
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um I should already. What was with the ass play? Jersey. You guys are going to meet up. Let me see that booty hole.
00:19:29
Speaker
Get it.
00:19:32
Speaker
I'm trying to use some little bit of leeks. Well, now is is as good as any.
Drinking Preferences and Podcasting
00:19:42
Speaker
Now is a good time as any.
00:19:44
Speaker
yeah happy cnnn oh shit my phone's plugged in that might be helpful to unplug it i i able that get your booties in here do get do to do archologist visit go ra think is dropped It is Saturday, as you guys know. Anybody and everybody is welcome to jump up on on the panel. Let me pin this right quick.
00:20:21
Speaker
and There we go. Excuse me. Yeah, no, I haven't drank Heineken in a while. and
00:20:37
Speaker
Rick is losing his mind. saw that today when I got beer and I was like, I haven't had Heineken in a long time. I'm going to get one. They're not as good as I remember them to be.
00:20:49
Speaker
They're going burgers. What? i like them with burgers. Oh, like if you're eating a burger and drink one?
00:21:00
Speaker
Yeah. fucks ain't drinking near enough. I literally just started. was my first one. He's been here since forever, so he's waiting.
00:21:14
Speaker
Then I'll go back to my Miller Lights. ah Yeah, you used to drink this shit all the time. Maybe it wasn't good back then and I just had shitty taste.
00:21:25
Speaker
It's a good possibility. I'm sorry. There we go. I've got ye but is that? Oh, Yingling? Nice. I like Yingling. I like the i like the the their their flights. The Yingling flights.
00:21:42
Speaker
Yeah. I'm good. I dig me at Yingling. Eating a bugger.
00:21:51
Speaker
I thought you were talking like you like somehow cooked your burger with Heineken. I'm like, what? Because I'll do that with brats. I'll boil brats before I cook them in beer.
00:22:02
Speaker
be chicken Yeah, chicken. Yeah, whatever. Shove a beer can up a turkey's ass. Yeah, that's what was saying. Didn't get that motion. Right in the old poop shoot.
00:22:18
Speaker
The poop ass shoot her.
00:22:23
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and Somebody get up in here.
00:22:27
Speaker
Pitting a bugger. Bugger. Oh, man. Oh, Tuesday, before we get too far into the show, Tuesday, am officially back with Kissing Willis.
Excitement for Upcoming Guests
00:22:41
Speaker
Hell yeah. I'm excited for that. Got lots to talk about with those guys. They got a lot of shit going on, a lot of shit that's going on, a lot of shit coming up. I'm excited to hang out with with ah Gavin. Well, at least Gavin will be there. i don't know if anybody else will be there.
00:22:57
Speaker
Gavin being the lead singer. so And then on the third of next month, I have the Southern Outlaws coming back.
00:23:08
Speaker
Hell yeah. yeah And then I have been given a list of guests that I have to reach out to and try to have come back on the show because, because Kayla's being introduced to them and she's like, Ooh, I like them. Ooh, I like them. Ooh, I like You got to get them back on the show. but So some good ones that definitely need to come back.
00:23:28
Speaker
Yeah. So there might be some returns and then hopefully, uh, Tomorrow I'm going to try to send out some messages to a few bands that have caught my attention lately. Let's see what happens. I need to start lining guests back up.
00:23:42
Speaker
Get back into the swing of things.
00:23:46
Speaker
Well, I was trying a little bit, but then I realized that you were, you know, we've been going through our changes and whatnot. Yeah, Yingling Flight sounds like a student. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:24:01
Speaker
Jungian Flights. Sounds like something on. What was that movie? Snoop Dogg? What was that? Soul Plane? you was seen that it was a bad movie. Yes, that was a terrible movie.
00:24:14
Speaker
I don't think I ever finished the whole thing, though. it Don't. I know what you're talking about, though. yeah those but Some movies are too stupid. You can't smoke enough for it to be funny.
00:24:30
Speaker
It's better when they all hold still, Zamfios. You like that little squirm. I agree.
00:24:40
Speaker
agree oh I'm to struggle through that. I am not liking that. i don't like Heineken anymore. Maybe make it colder? hu That's alcohol abuse.
00:24:52
Speaker
Why? Plus, I got go all the way out there. no You have a woman. Beer all the time.
00:25:04
Speaker
i think that might be what it is. i don't think cold enough because I used to only drink Heineken in the wintertime and I used to put it out in the snow so it was like fucking like. Huh?
00:25:17
Speaker
Oh, I know it has. I know. it's very It is bad when it gets warm. You have to like down on really fast.
00:25:27
Speaker
Some beers are supposed to be drank at certain temperatures. like Some of those German beers that I like, they're supposed to drink them at room temperature. don't know what kind of degenerate drinks their fucking beer at room temperature, but it's not this one.
00:25:41
Speaker
I get like so much better. Sick. It like sits heavy in your stomach when you have beers like that. Yeah.
00:25:53
Speaker
That's why don't that why I don't drink that that fucking Guinness and Sam Adams and shit like that. shit's just too thick It's like drinking motor oil. It has to be St. Paddy's Day for Guinness.
00:26:07
Speaker
Fuck them idiot idiots. name I ain't drinking your nasty beer just because it's St. Patrick's Day. Make better beer and I'll drink it. I'll drink my beer.
00:26:18
Speaker
I don't like the heavy dark ones with their too much. um Maybe a little bit with like a steak and potatoes. That sounds really good right now. so go a American Honey since 6.
00:26:36
Speaker
Time went on tonight, Zampius.
00:26:41
Speaker
Yeah, no, I'll drink my ah i'll drink my Miller Lite with green food coloring in it to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. ga Yeah, yeah. Yeah. yeah Guinness is...
00:26:54
Speaker
Terrible. Terrible. Terrible, I say. Is a sleeve and a half a lot? I don't understand alcoholic lingo.
00:27:06
Speaker
Like eight mini bottles and a half. I think... The mini bottles? oh yeah i think Yeah, those are the sleeves, right?
00:27:20
Speaker
I don't know what a sleeve is. It's with many alcohol bottles. Guinness is awful. Right, Jersey? It's over a fifth. All right, I know that.
Alcohol Preferences and Humor
00:27:33
Speaker
I know that. That's a lot. You drink that every night, you might have a problem. Your liver hates you. but
00:27:46
Speaker
My liver hates me for sure. Ever since this goddamn show.
00:27:53
Speaker
I got to have Tito's.
00:27:58
Speaker
It's Smirnoff tonight. Smirnoff? It's cheaper. I'm almost out. Just got a little pint.
00:28:10
Speaker
Yeah, that is thats a lot cheaper.
00:28:14
Speaker
I love me some Tito's, though. You know that. i don I used to love vodka. The problem with... with vodka for me anyways, is it's like a, it's like a ninja, man. You're just drinking it, drinking it, drinking it. You're like, I don't, I don't feel shit.
00:28:31
Speaker
I, you know, down a bottle of it and you stand up and you get roundhouse kicked in the fucking face. It's like, Oh, there it is. i fucked up but but That's how like, I first started drinking like rum a lot. That was my main thing was rum.
00:28:48
Speaker
And then I went to whiskey, and now I'm on a vodka kick. so
00:28:54
Speaker
Jasper.
00:28:58
Speaker
get It tastes like an ashtray. It's it's nasty. It's pretty good. that loves Hey, man. if you a i'm not I'm not judging you, bro. If it loves you.
00:29:09
Speaker
am 1,000 what? 1,000 milliliters in fifth.
00:29:15
Speaker
one thousand milliters in in a fit Fifth is... Okay, fifth is a 700. Yeah, that's what i thought it was. It was a smaller bottle. That's a lot of... Are you mixing it with anything are you just drinking it right from the bottle?
00:29:35
Speaker
right I can't say I haven't done that before. I
00:29:42
Speaker
i just don't have enough to do that. And honestly, I don't think I want to. still my beer.
00:29:50
Speaker
I hope she got one. I'll still go up here. it's It's on the very rare occasion that I drink liquor. I'm trying to slow down on it. And I think, in all honesty,
00:30:08
Speaker
well, no, Halloween, I did do, I did i was drinking some moonshine.
00:30:13
Speaker
But before that, it was last February. The last time I was with the Southern Outlaws, I was doing shots. That totally sounds about right. And again, I started out the year with the Southern Outlaws and just doing shots.
00:30:33
Speaker
oh Outside of that, I really don't drink hard shit. I just drink beer.
00:30:42
Speaker
I just drink the old brewskis. getting too old I'm getting too old, man. Yeah, I'm getting too old. that the The fucking... Well, i don't I don't drink liquor for for a few reasons, but ah not like that anyways.
00:30:57
Speaker
But um the hangovers after shot and doing shots all night and shit like that, they're they're hard to get over. man
00:31:07
Speaker
and smell my knowledge
00:31:11
Speaker
No, I mean, i used to get really bad hangovers, but no, I do pretty good at knowing my limit. That's also why I kind of changed vodka because it doesn't really give me hangovers.
00:31:23
Speaker
And I smoke, so that helps. First thing in the morning, settle the stomach. I get hungry. I get hungry as shit when I'm drinking.
00:31:36
Speaker
Yeah. Definitely not. oh You didn't get that size for and for no reason. I've been this size my whole life. What's funny is a lot of people that are way smaller than me eat more than I do. I surprisingly don't eat a lot for as big as I am.
00:31:57
Speaker
I had a buddy of mine that I used to hang out with way back in the day who was like half my size. That motherfucker would eat a large pizza and a half from... from um Little Caesars and I would have like four slices. I'm like, I'm good.
00:32:11
Speaker
I need a whole pizza and a half. I'm like, Jesus Christ, where the hell do you put it at? I used to be able to eat like two Big Macs and all the fries and a sweet tea.
00:32:23
Speaker
Does not make any sense.
00:32:29
Speaker
But, I mean, my belly would be big. Oh, shit. You have a big baby in there? Yeah, for sure. Or Moe Dog. What's up, you have fucking slores?
00:32:40
Speaker
Hey.
00:32:43
Speaker
One slore, two slore, three slore, four. e e e e e e I like that. That's not hash interference or anything.
00:32:56
Speaker
You know, when you go to the proctologist and you drop trowel and bend over the bench and he says, yeah it's it's okay, Steve. It's okay if you get a hard-on. It's totally natural.
00:33:07
Speaker
And you go, wait a minute, my name's Modog. And he's like, I know my name's Steve. ah but
00:33:16
Speaker
ah What Ottawa? What up, Twatawa? Did you really get popped by the ATF, Zampius? What's going on, Glick?
00:33:28
Speaker
What up, man? so What up, Jimmy Joe? What up, you Canadians? Washington's capital. place You shut your whore mouth. That's Columbus Blue Jackets.
00:33:41
Speaker
Nah. Oh, bye, bye. I don't fucking walk. i I don't understand, hockey. You're going to get kicked out of Canada if you say stuff like that. Right?
00:33:54
Speaker
Fake it. Fake it, James. Fake it. I prefer i prefer walking curling than walking walking.
Diverse Interests and Humor
00:34:06
Speaker
They're the real sport, man. That is a man's sport right there. Why am I not surprised? You know what's fucked up, man, is like two or three Winter Olympics ago, i actually got into fucking curling when it was on.
00:34:19
Speaker
Dude, that does not surprise me whatsoever. Wasn't it? There's there's actually a lot of skill involved in that. Yeah, there really is. But wasn't it... strange There was a couple a couple winter Olympics to ago, there was something big with the curling, because I got into it too.
00:34:37
Speaker
I found myself getting way too excited over curling. Yeah, I think it was like United States was like in the top two or some shit. I don't remember. And the little stick thingy is called a tang.
00:34:51
Speaker
ah None of us knew that, but you did. But you're trying to bust on us for talking about curling. What's a tang? The little thing that you push it with. And the thing they sweep the floor with is called a poo.
00:35:05
Speaker
It's a poo tang. If you can sweep the floor, you can play curling. Ha ha ha ha ha. So are you the brimmer or the... I'm two-tang I'm the one standing way at the back yelling at him. and Brush! Brush! Brush!
00:35:28
Speaker
Slow down! Slow down! Way faster, faster! Put the peg down! Put the peg down! Maybe I'm thinking of that other sport.
00:35:38
Speaker
Yeah, I think I am. That's wild, Zampius. pop by the ATF man marillaella that oh yeah what up
00:36:00
Speaker
somewhere in America there's a garage that is not safe yeah thank God I don't have a garage currently
00:36:11
Speaker
um grass Although that would be I wouldn't be upset if I walked out to my garage in the middle of the night on a Saturday and there was a giant bearded man known as Untrackable hanging out there and be ah, I found you. this
00:36:24
Speaker
He's just a Team U version of Billy Mace. He's just a Team U version of Billy Mace. I have tracked you down, Untrackable. I'm tractable up here to sell us some oxyclean.
00:36:41
Speaker
He's just up here to sell us some oxyclean. You know way too much about Billy Mays, Ottawa. It's his hero. oh it's not her. He was always on your TV, fucking Billy Mays.
00:36:54
Speaker
Billy Mays, your wife. Oxyclean or the other product. What? Yeah, that's
00:37:03
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really may he's dead is he dead i thought it was the sham wow guy that was dead hey overdosed uh billy mays overdosed on oxy the shamwain guy he went to jail for being like watches you're gonna love me nuts yeah yeah billy mays od'd on tide pods or some not even his own products right that is not even his own product right
00:37:31
Speaker
Yeah, this the ShamWow guy was like a crackhead or something like that. Well, he messed with women, too, or some bullshit. And those both those guys were rich as fuck, man.
00:37:44
Speaker
Yeah, who would have thought doing infomercials at 2 o'clock in the morning would make you bazillion. Hey! How are you? Would you like to buy some boxy cleaning?
00:37:58
Speaker
Billy, calm down. The fucking cocaine kicked in. Make sure to hit the thumbs up. Thumbs up. Give Moe Dogg a little thumbing.
00:38:10
Speaker
Sit and spin. Sit and spin.
00:38:17
Speaker
We got ourselves a spinner. Oh, and then they got popped with unsportsmanlike. Oh, well... I don't know. Is Brittany okay? She doesn't usually drink beer. She usually is on the vodka.
00:38:30
Speaker
Is Brittany okay? i'm running i have vodka. I'm just running out of it. rather know We barely see you drinking beer. Are you feeling okay, Tim? We barely see you with a beer in here. James, do you know what year it is, man?
00:38:44
Speaker
if I think he's gone. What's the year? You seem him a little cooked already, man. Were you at the campground today? I might have a bit of a concussion. I never went to a knockie.
00:38:58
Speaker
Oh, I slipped on black ice last week. I slipped on some black ice. Well, stop being a fucking racist, man. Kim, go ahead. definitely have not had enough if I got that right away. I know, right? No, hit my head about three times last Sunday.
00:39:23
Speaker
But wait, there's more. Hey, Jack. me off What up, Jack? I haven't heard that name in a while. What up, Jack?
00:39:33
Speaker
I haven't heard that person in while. So how hard did you hit your head? Do you do you seriously think you might have a concussion or you just being funny? Because we can't tell the fucking difference, dude. so yeah I'm not sure. No, I fell three times early Sunday morning. Early Sunday morning. Did you hit your head each time?
00:39:55
Speaker
Oh, yeah. yeah Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, did. Fuck you had it yeah, Oh, yeah, man. ah Yeah, again, if it happened last Sunday, I'm sure you're fine.
00:40:06
Speaker
yeah So wait, don't don't you guys have free healthcare in Canada? No, no, no, a concussion could creep up on you. Yeah, I still have, like, bottom line. could take a while for the concussion to creep up. That's what I'm saying. You have free healthcare. Why don't you go see a doctor?
00:40:24
Speaker
can't. I can't find my damn healthcare. You can't find your doctor? You're not in the system? are you not really You need a health guard. You need a health guard.
00:40:37
Speaker
Hey. Hey. What are you talking about? I don't need no damn brain transfer. Yeah, I think you're fine. You sound more fucking alert now than you have in a year and a half, man.
00:40:51
Speaker
I kidnapped your sense into you. head hurt. oh i still get my e hurst from falling off of a staircase under my back. Shit hurts.
00:41:07
Speaker
Is that what your mom told told you to tell the cops? That you fell? That she didn't she didn't throw you? it was called What is a mom?
00:41:17
Speaker
Do we need to do a wellness check on you? I mean, it'll probably take the Royal Canadian Mounted Police to get there a little bit to get there on their moose discus. Fuck you, you moose discus.
00:41:31
Speaker
It's more like... I imagine all the mooses like riding a camel. All I need is beer and weed. Beer and weed will get me screwed. I mean, that's what they would have prescribed you anyway, so you're good, man.
00:41:49
Speaker
You're fine. You're fine. Nothing to worry about. You've always had five hands. It's okay. Why five? why five I don't know.
Health Choices and Humor
00:42:02
Speaker
names was five five The number five is in my name. You just don't say it because it's silent. so it yes everyone James, I'm a doctor. and I prescribe you five joints and 18 beers. You'll be fine.
00:42:18
Speaker
Hey, Robert. what Robert Platinum in the chat.
00:42:26
Speaker
Britney's sugar daddy is here. This is broke as fuck. It's a good joint. She's 34%. What? Cow pie? 34% what? THC. Oh, nice. I always thought that was thuk. I didn't know it was pronounced THC.
00:42:39
Speaker
what what do the weeds for cow pie thirty four percent what hc oh nice that's that's that's i always thought that was the and didn't know it was pronounced t hc hit the thumbs up hit the thumbs up thought it was just stuck is robert lot of fuck this joint hey yeah ten ten bucks for two joint ta ta ta time to they don't charge up myfuer seventy bucks for that one joint ti ten to tit tent ten tent ten
00:43:14
Speaker
Last night I smoked a joint with my friend. She got a pre-rolled joint of Alaskan Thunderfuck. Yes, she is, Robert. not face through And i I passed the fuck out.
00:43:27
Speaker
What was it called? Alaskan Thunderfuck. is that ah Was that weed or gummies? Weed. Well, I think they had make gummies. with the same strain as well. we we would We had to go to the weed store yesterday and I was told to keep my hands in my pockets because I wanted to touch everything and look at everything. yeah I don't know nothing about this and on our voice Touching hands. so when you Each time you hit the thunder fuck, does it like clap in your ear and it fucking nail you from the back real hard?
00:44:00
Speaker
oh dear that's what Kind of. She's like, that's felt like. He gives you all of the itches. Sarge is asking for himself. I mean a friend. Because that's how he likes it. So there i was at the proctologist appointment.
00:44:18
Speaker
hu With Steve. With Steve. or that you go to down there down there to all the call just Dr. Steve.
00:44:29
Speaker
lord why Why Steve? I don't know. was just the first name that popped in my head, man. I thought his name was Bubba. No, that's prison.
00:44:41
Speaker
Different things. Same same exam, just a different setting. yeah What's wrong, Greg? Greg, Dr. Greg. That's what my dad said.
00:44:53
Speaker
Modal question from the audience. They'd like to know if it stimulates your giblets, Dr. Steve, as you call them. Hey, it's good to see you on. Giblet, just singular. just want to see you It's good to see you back on webcam there, Modal. It's been a while. It's been a while since I've been on a panel with man.
00:45:14
Speaker
Yeah, it's been it's been seven days. it' like but you don't He don't remember.
00:45:24
Speaker
It's been a long week, James. It's been a long week, man. He's fallen. He just hit three times. Give the guy a break.
00:45:37
Speaker
So when you fell and hit your head, did you hit concrete or snow or? Ice. Concrete. Well, black ice with concrete. i don't I don't know. You did say black ice. yeah What does black ice be on? like Well, it didn't help. I had no grip on my boots, too. The winter boots I had. All in that it no grip of Brittany, Robert's question was to you. know. I don't know. Does it stimulate the give lips?
00:46:14
Speaker
That be good. God damn it, Robert. You got her thinking again. Do you see the gears turning into smoke coming out of her fucking ears? yeah bill what what If a person and has a concussion, what kind of feeling do they get?
00:46:28
Speaker
They feel like they live in Canada. That's the first one. A little woozy, but you've been smoking and shit. Do you feel any different than what you did before you hit your head?
00:46:39
Speaker
A little slower. Maybe a little slower. so or yeah that's you You can't afford that, man. who gonna say It takes me trying to stand up, it takes me a couple more seconds to when you When you bend over to pick up the dog shit, do you get like lightheaded and whatever? Fuck off! I pick up the damn dog shit. Glick, do you even know what I'm talking about when I say that to him? When I move a little quicker. Yeah, we we were on another panel about eight months ago. James was sitting there on the couch smoking his weed and shit. i don't know he' been a He had been on camera for like three fucking hours. and You see his dad walk by and he's like, God damn it, James, pick up the dog shit! may
00:47:30
Speaker
itla
00:47:35
Speaker
but If you bend over and you get up too quickly, do you have like vertigo spinning feeling type shit? I'm not sure what vertigo is. James, we'll take that. You're good, man. yeah I should have known better. Honestly, I have known If he can't spell it, he can't diagnose it. just It happened last Sunday. I'm sure if anything was going to happen to him, it would have already happened. It could creep up on Sometimes concussions could take about three weeks to get in.
00:48:15
Speaker
Are you normal to me right now? Can you stand up like right now and do 10 jumping jacks? James normal. I'm the employee. I could, but I'm not. As the only medical professional in in this right oh and chat, Jersey says you're fine. Oh, yeah, throwing up doctor doctor e Doctor said I need a drink more.
00:48:42
Speaker
Well, you've been following directions, so you're good. Concussions do not work like that. Usually, i mean I've had a few in my life, and I mean, i would assume most days, James, that you were either suffering from a brain to brain damage and a concussion, but I know you drink and smoke a lot, so you seem perfectly fine to me.
00:49:06
Speaker
i've had ah I've had a handful of concussions. ah Trust me, you know. Yeah, i me too. Jasper, you're right. That was a little gross, but at the same time, it's an actual fucking... It's true.
00:49:21
Speaker
that It is true. I'm not saying I've done that in the field, but, you know, it works. It's not like you're picking it up like, just your raw hands and putting it in a bag. I hope you're not. I guess you might have a concussion if you're doing that. All I know is I got a nice little bruise on my back in my own. That could have came from somewhere else, man.
00:49:48
Speaker
And your ovaries. What? did what what You're back in your ovaries? I know. I didn't understand the loudest. Obos. I said obos. obos. Can't you hear? ohbo can Can't you hear good?
00:50:02
Speaker
I didn't know you were a musician and played the oboe. How do you bruise your oboe?
00:50:12
Speaker
hu I was doing some wrestling safety training. Were you wrestling? In your back, you were on your elbows. Damn it, James. What were you told about being around kids at the fucking school?
00:50:26
Speaker
Stop it. Only give out cookies. Only give out cookies. What time is recess?
00:50:35
Speaker
Shut up, Matthew. That was good, though. That is a tight-lipped group girls, man. Oh, yeah, same here, Jasper. I got a pizza to eat. I got some pizza to eat.
00:50:46
Speaker
Oh, it's a good pizza, too. It's like that thick. The pizza's that thick. Oh, Robert, stop it. They put a shitload of toppings on the pizza.
00:50:58
Speaker
a Yeah Jasper you might want to go away and come back in about an hour man You think it's going to be better in an hour? yeah Well at least his pizza will have settled by then I got pizza and wings for you What's your favorite kind of pizza?
00:51:20
Speaker
Pineapple pizza Pineapples belong on There's a special place in hell for people who put pineapple on their pizza You're right. And it's a fucking party. It's a party.
00:51:34
Speaker
It's a fucking pizza party.
Food Preferences and Humor
00:51:36
Speaker
What's true what' wrong with Hawaiian pizza? What's wrong with a good old Hawaiian pizza? When it my dad first bought it, I remember as a kid, my dad first bought like the ham and pineapple pizza.
00:51:48
Speaker
First time I ever saw it. I was like, I'm not eating that. That's fucking gross. yeah um um yeah Did you know Canada? And it was so good.
00:51:59
Speaker
yeah Canada actually evicted the Hawaii pizza. That makes sense. That's why they call it We're going outlaw that shit when you become our 51st state.
00:52:14
Speaker
You also called. You're going to outlaw it.
00:52:19
Speaker
yeah Actually, and all in all in all truth, i don't I don't really mind pineapple and pizza. It's not something I would order, but if that's all that was on there, it's not like I would not fucking eat it. so I would not eat it. You're a trash. It's fucking delicious. It's delicious. I don't like pineapple.
00:52:34
Speaker
Oh, well, fair enough. fucking Spam pizza shut your fucking whore mouth Robert but the fuck yeah she just demoted you to
00:52:52
Speaker
robert platt sorry was actually little points robert the aovies are actually good on it she just demoted you to sugar uncle britanney You better get used to that's that's your future husband. He's a broke bitch. So spam pizza and show the pepperoni I like the barbecue chicken pizza with With pineapple on it because it's sweet and spicy Man, I'm super simple when it comes to pizza. You give me a pepperoni and cheese pizza and I'm happy I'll eat a lot of it. Mostly any pizza. I prefer meat lovers. Yeah, we know you love the meat.
00:53:31
Speaker
Or a calm combination with some O. I had pizza for dinner tonight. You got your green peppers, onion. I'll do green peppers and mushrooms.
00:53:43
Speaker
And then little pepperoni. So mushrooms, but not pineapple. I love mushrooms. A lot of people like pineapple more than they like mushroom. I love mushrooms. Well, i'm not a lot of people.
00:53:55
Speaker
Well, mushrooms are good for a vagina, too, to keep your pH in balance. how well thats good say you something might have sp proper so So is pineapple,
00:54:07
Speaker
but yeah pineapple makes it taste better yeah exactly Talk to the old whore here. They're not gummies. oh Get it right. I said, I was all about me. all about you. I said, old whore. I wouldn't consider you old. so But thanks for outing yourself.
00:54:28
Speaker
If there's any ladies in chat, shove a pineapple to the vagina. Yeah, a whole one. Don't skin it or peel it or anything. Just shove it on up in there.
00:54:39
Speaker
Is that how it levels out your pH? You just shove a whole pineapple up there, lady? That's how you do it. Just sit on a pineapple. That's the key. Wow.
00:54:53
Speaker
Or you make it into a puree and you pour it in. If you're dating somebody who can fit a whole pineapple up there, you might want to reevaluate your dating relationship that situation. Brittany tends is like to like use a turkey baster with hers.
00:55:05
Speaker
Yeah.
00:55:07
Speaker
That one's still a little too big. It's like Marlon. Yeah, okay. Okay. Rude. Rude. On that note, I'm going go grab another beer. If you want to see a vanishing pineapple, sub to Brittany's OnlyFans. I fucking hate you now. I saw that once in the Philippines, but it wasn't a pineapple.
00:55:35
Speaker
Oh, Lord. It's ripped for my pleasure. Ripped. Ripped. ribbed. That shit would be ripped. Yeah.
00:55:47
Speaker
Toe up. Toe up from the flow up, motherfucker. I was going say accent and do this country accent. Toe up.
00:55:57
Speaker
Poor gangster accent. Toe up. Toe up from the flow up.
00:56:04
Speaker
Gang gang. ah Gang gang gang.
00:56:09
Speaker
Ass ass.
00:56:11
Speaker
What did Brittany go grab a pineapple? That's where she's going. Yeah, hang on. Sit tight, man. She's going to grab a pineapple and show us a magic trick.
00:56:23
Speaker
that's get us That'll give us a strike on YouTube. We can't do that on here. Again. you Yeah, last time a pineapple went into a crevice, it wasn't a female.
00:56:37
Speaker
It was Michael. It was Michael. Jim kind of frowns upon that stuff, apparently. I don't know.
00:56:47
Speaker
Oh, shit. It was consensual, though. Was it, though? I mean, was it really? I mean...
00:56:57
Speaker
Was it really? Yes, means anal, so... I don't know.
00:57:07
Speaker
And then there was just me and James left to our own devices. I need another beer. I figured I'd go off camera to actually put a pair of pants on just in case.
00:57:17
Speaker
unit you Well, you're fired then, Moogdog. You're supposed to have pants on. I never have pants on when on panel, man. He's no longer here.
00:57:29
Speaker
who are you talking to? This is the ghost of MoDog. MoDog's gone he fell and hit his head last Sunday. Yeah, finally caught up to me. because of He's no longer here, Zampius.
00:57:44
Speaker
Oh, I got a question. When's your next wrestling
Wrestling Excitement
00:57:47
Speaker
show? When's the next? ah I think next Saturday. Nice. Oh, I'm a huge wrestling fan too. If you need another person, let me know.
00:57:59
Speaker
Nice. I've been watching it since I was a little kid. yeah Wrestling or Rasslin? Rasslin. Rasslin. We're wrestling some gears.
00:58:11
Speaker
WWE Rasslin. I watched TNA, AEW, WWE. That's... um That's my son's show.
00:58:24
Speaker
Oh, JCW, the Juggalo Wrestling is doing pretty good right now. The Juggalo Wrestling. I'm not a fan of the Juggalo world, but I have watched their wrestling back in the day. It's not bad. i mean, I give them credit. It's not bad.
00:58:48
Speaker
a you know right right Right now with JCW, they got Vince Russo. and They got Vince Russo right in there still.
00:59:02
Speaker
He was good, Vince Russo. He was a good writer for wrestling. ah Yeah, i was never a huge fan of Vince Russo. Highly, highly, highly unlikely that that'll be happening, Zanfios.
00:59:16
Speaker
But, yeah, i asked I asked my son if he wanted to do his show last Saturday, and he said he wanted to wait until we were closer to Royal Rumble. Well, they're not here the weekend of the Royal Rumble, so we'll probably do it next Saturday afternoon.
00:59:32
Speaker
I'm sure we'll be making making our Royal Rumble picks, who we think will win matches and who we think will win the Rumble. Oh, well, what I was told, Sammy Zane, Sammy Zane might win.
00:59:45
Speaker
I wouldn't be mad at that. Or Braun Breaker. It's either Sami Zayn or Braun Breaker. yeah I'm over Braun Breaker. What I want to see is Sami Zayn win the title. Then it's Kevin Owens versus Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens is supposed to be coming back.
01:00:04
Speaker
Kevin Owens has been gone for a hot minute. What?
01:00:12
Speaker
That's what I want to see for a title. Sammy Zane vs. Kevin Owens. Don't even make that joke. Jersey's going to fucking kick my ass. she was she was ah She was sending Robert Platinum's pineapple video.
01:00:30
Speaker
Yeah.
01:00:33
Speaker
She's like, here you go, Daddy Platinum. Here's your video. i Throw my business out there like that. I mean you were throwing my business out there earlier so.
01:00:45
Speaker
Sure. I need a beer to piss over. Aw James that's the cutest little puppy dog. Oh yeah. It's a good dog.
01:00:57
Speaker
Oh yeah. It's a cute dog. I just want to squeeze. I usually don't like little dogs but look at it. That is a cute little dog. hey While you're up pick the shit up James.
01:01:17
Speaker
Alright, cheers to dog shit. I don't know. Cheers to dog shit. Hey, dog shit. Woohoo.
01:01:28
Speaker
Who doesn't like dog shit in the morning? Keeps your hands warm in the winter. Right here. Robert said, I wish.
01:01:40
Speaker
Oh no, I didn't want to.
01:01:47
Speaker
My beer doesn't stay on too well with my cup holder or my toaster.
01:01:55
Speaker
Put a napkin down and put some salt on top of it.
01:02:00
Speaker
Seriously. It'll keep from sliding. know. I totally forgot about that. Oh. You're welcome. But now i'm just going to make sure I sit still and it doesn't fall over onto my laptop.
01:02:15
Speaker
Or I guess I could put it over here.
01:02:20
Speaker
It doesn't have to be right in front of my face. Dog Dookie looks steamy in the snow. It does. Damn, I wish I still drank. I should have got a beer when I got up in there.
01:02:32
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Excuse me why I go put pants on, but not get a beer. Doesn't look like you have too far to go, though, so that's nice. Yeah, it's right there. now I want to take a piss.
01:02:43
Speaker
Dog Dookie looks steamy in the snow. I have to go all the way upstairs. Talk to Courtney. You go out the back door and squat. Shut up. Write your name in the snow.
01:02:58
Speaker
ah wish. I have helped. to I have assisted a guy do that before. course Of course you have. not surprised. Of course you have.
01:03:09
Speaker
I enjoy writing my name in the snow. I usually do it in cursive. I was going to say I do it in cursive too. I used to do it in block but you know. but you have to like get off and then go back. Yeah, exactly. i That's in no way saying that I have a big dick. I just, I piss a lot and I'm talented and I can fifty yeah but write my name in cursor. I don't even use my hand. I stand out there and you're like this.
01:03:35
Speaker
It's just wiggling. What are you doing? Writing my name? it's Doing my fucking homework, mom. What the fuck? That's what I have to do. Doing math. thank you quickly Four plus four.
01:03:53
Speaker
Two plus two equals five. Math is racist. In some news articles, that's racist now. well like Yes.
01:04:03
Speaker
That's exactly what I'm talking about. Everything can be racist, apparently. Everybody can be a woman. Everybody can be a man. Alright, I'm not bringing all this shit up. Yeah. My sister became a man. My sister became my brother.
01:04:20
Speaker
Yeah, I know. Your broster is what call it. Sister becomes brother and becomes broster. Yeah. I've got two brothers that had become dust. Trans and trans.
01:04:35
Speaker
They died. I ask my broster the time. I ask my broster and his at my sister-in-law all the time. I'm like, Are you still lesbian or are you straight? How does it work? that's Right. No,
01:04:51
Speaker
I'm at your broster, right? No, you haven't met my broster. I don't know. My broster hasn't been on panel for a while. Well, yeah, on panel once, I think.
01:05:02
Speaker
Yeah, i think maybe once. i don't know. it's been I think i was I was lucky enough to be there that night. short shortage Shortish hair, blonde. Oh, great. Okay.
01:05:14
Speaker
Great. Blonde. Same thing. A lot of... That's what my dad's husband. or my mother My mom's husband said. Well, what is funny his sister had a bigger beard than Glick. No, actually, my sister doesn't. Or my broster, I make fun of him all the time. like, just stop.
01:05:37
Speaker
That's just fucking embarrassing when I tell people you're my broster and you have pubic hair on your face. like It's weird. like Until you can grow a proper beard, stop it well you're you You're just jealous your sister has a bigger beard. A bigger pubis?
01:05:59
Speaker
a Target from six feet away. Yeah, yeah, brag, brag, brag.
01:06:06
Speaker
with Wait, you're pee? Oh, never mind. Alright, want to get it. You're going to find out. Oh my God. It's not that to shoot a gun from six feet away and hit a target. a That laugh though. My beard don't connect.
01:06:31
Speaker
Poor Robert Platinum.
01:06:34
Speaker
Mind us.
01:06:39
Speaker
I had to trim my hair so it doesn't work as much. It's an Amish beard. It is. she well le gets me She's a billy goat.
01:06:51
Speaker
I'm a billy goat. I'm a Brittany goat.
01:07:01
Speaker
It's funny that Pennsylvania, you know, they talk about the Amish in Pennsylvania when like 80% of the Amish population lives in Ohio. Well, there's like three different farms like right around the corner from me.
01:07:15
Speaker
I get horse shit in my tires all the time. I grew up with that. we all That's all we had around us for Amish back home. I didn't care. I don't care. I had to be careful when I got my truck because yeah lot of people don't understand when you go flying past Amish buggies and shit, they'll spook the horse. and i had to be careful when I had my truck because I had a loud ass exhaust on it. so I literally had to just like idle past them and try not to scare the horses.
01:07:44
Speaker
It's funny because like going down the road, I think I told you the other night, maybe it was Michael. um There'll be like a four-year-old and like seven-year-old by them themselves with the horse and buggy. just And then they'll be at the gas station filling up the little thing with their horse and buggy. It's funny.
01:08:05
Speaker
Yeah, doing anything. Why we prudes? Zampios? What? What? what We've been talking about ass all night, so I don't know how we're proved. One away from 500. I know, man. We're one away from 500.
Social Media Engagement
01:08:22
Speaker
Our Facebook page is growing. Britt shared it out yesterday, and then there's a ah group that I'm in that I've been being more active in and engaging, and bunch of new followers on our Facebook page in the last couple days. We just need the YouTube channel to to get going.
01:08:41
Speaker
Yeah, I talked to some other people about the YouTube stuff. They have been hitting me up. They're like, is this your network? I'm like, well, technically no, but I'm a part of it. Yeah,
01:08:55
Speaker
no, I've had, like, I don't even know how many followers on Facebook. Hey, you guys ever thought about talking about, like, nerdy movies and comics? You guys have a segment for comic books and nerdy stuff?
01:09:12
Speaker
Nerdy stuff. Yeah, all the time. Yeah. it's usually like Michael and I did a show a few weeks back on on Friday talking about the MCU. Yeah, the movie. I didn't know that. I didn't catch that episode. Yeah. Yeah, where you been, James?
01:09:29
Speaker
Second question. I've been drinking beers, banging lot lizards.
01:09:37
Speaker
You know, while Wally has the hookups for the lot, Wizards, Wally has the hookups for the lot. He died. Is that where you got your concussion?
01:09:49
Speaker
You didn't pay the lot, Lizards. You beat your ass. but I'm gonna blame Wally. He knows his things about Wizards.
01:10:02
Speaker
um I know you're here on YouTube, motherfucker. Motherfucker! We can see it next year your picture with the YouTube icon.
01:10:14
Speaker
And on YouTube. Yeah, buddy. Oh, Wally. Dinosaurs and dragons in the race. You're getting better. You're getting better. Glick still sucks.
01:10:31
Speaker
Oh, dog, your turn.
01:10:35
Speaker
Oh, it's those old bones. I hear it all over. I probably didn't snap in there, Modo. I started to try to do the touch the tip one, but I can't do it.
01:10:48
Speaker
Poor Brandy. Is that what you do to her? Never mind. you're You're familiar with the touch in the tip, Modo. i know, but i I can't get them to like... i che hey Actually, that wasn't too bad, was it?
01:11:04
Speaker
Wiggle, wiggle. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Oh, Canada.
01:11:17
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Just wiggle it. Wiggle, wiggle. Wiggle, wiggle. So what was your week like, Glick?
01:11:29
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Am I profiling you? Am I? x pe Oh, he shoved a couple pineapples somewhere. We can't talk about that. The restraining order says he can't.
01:11:45
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The NDA. I went to a dinner party. That was fun.
01:11:50
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Wait, somebody invited you to a dinner party? and they They were doing cantaloupes. Was it a wear your best flannel party? What?
01:12:00
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He wore his good boots. I wore my good boots and I had clean jeans on. And he was watching football the whole time. I was watching football New Year's Eve too.
01:12:12
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I'm not sure Beefaroni really considered a dinner party, but you know. Look man, I hang around a sophisticated high class group of people, alright? It was Hamburger Helper that night. It was a little bit better. It was Beefaroni, but it was served in China.
01:12:29
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The good dishes. Dinner party? I went to a Diddy party. Oh. Oh, my God. You got a free sample of baby oil. You got some baby oil. You came in.
01:12:41
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Hey, Twadua. He's got a picture that kind of shows that, too.
01:12:49
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Yeah, follow my TikTok page. Twadua. ah
01:12:58
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No comment.
01:13:03
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It just grosses me out. Every time you guys say anything about it. Harless, the lead singer Southern Outlaws Band New Year's Eve, he's like, every time I turn on TikTok, there's a shirtless fucking picture of you, Glick.
01:13:17
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Him and I were talking about that. That's what he was whispering in my ear when Michael was up on stage and everything. He was like, look over at Glick. but Well, he kept talking shit. It was funny.
01:13:29
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Denim and palatel. TikTok or TikTok? TikTok. Dog beef equals deefaroni.
01:13:42
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Okay.
01:13:46
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That's what you're going to be eating, Britt. You're going to be getting that served up. Robert Platinum is a broke bitch, Britt. So you're going to be eating weird stuff. You don't want to starve.
01:14:01
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Spam, watermelon, and cockroaches. it's It's a delicacy. Fucking spam pizza. What the fuck is that, Jim? James, that Fremonti cheese? That's fucking cannabis. Cannabis.
01:14:15
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Cannabis. Cannabis. Canadian. dis That's some shit that fell off a Canadian bus. That is not cannabis. Is this shit legal up there?
01:14:27
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was about to say. It's legalized. That probably was about 80% rock salt, dude. you you You can bring up to 28 grams of weed if you're traveling to different areas on airplane in Canada.
01:14:44
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But is it recreational or just medical? Well, everyone everyone can use it Medical. Everyone. but More steak and ribs here.
01:14:58
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Helps me eat and sleep.
01:15:02
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It don't do nothing for me. I don't do it. Well, I'd agree, Jersey. It did look like cabbage. i don't do that shit. That's a gateway drug. You start smoking weed. Next thing you know, you're giving hand jobs in a truck truck stop parking lot. It's a gateway drug to the fridge. It's a gateway drug.
01:15:21
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We read drug to the food.
01:15:25
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I don't need weed to be happy. Never said I needed it either to be happy. I don't smoke it, so... It helps me eat and helps me sleep. I love smoking weed. I love smoking weed. we know, James. We know. It definitely helps Kayla sleep, that's for sure. She's got her little... I got to meet you for the first time tonight and I'd have been like, yup, you smoke weed.
01:15:52
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Thank you, Captain Obvious. ah where um yeah I thought Glick won those title belts for smoking the most you.
01:16:04
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Nope. Biggest pineapples. Yeah. What in the hell? I didn't put the pineapples in my body. I was oh good click the Glick, the title besides you, is that the smoking skull?
01:16:21
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That is the smoking skull. Nice. Prog.
01:16:26
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Yeah, what's the other ones? what's the Those are custom belts. Those are custom made they for the podcast. Oh, it looks like there was the old Wind Eagle belt. It's got the the show for this or the logo for this show on it. This one I got to redo. but What is it, a sticker? Yeah, it's just put a vinyl over it.
01:16:51
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Oh, then what's the original logo behind it? I told you it's a big fucking pineapple, man
01:16:59
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man. This is a full-size belt. It's like an eight-pound belt, but I ordered it custom-made. Nice. So then it's got... Oh, you got the side plates. Yeah, it says Glick on the side p plates. So yeah, this is this is all custom-made.
01:17:18
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Yeah, that's pretty They sent me the first one, and the vinyl started coming off of it. So they sent me a second one for free. so I got two belts for the price of one. I just need to order a new vinyl for the other one.
01:17:31
Speaker
And I don't know I'm going to do a ah network vinyl or my music show. No, you you got to do the spinning. You got to do the little spinning. You got to spinning. He's retired. Now we really can't see him.
01:17:52
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too holy he still he Well, he's still working with the company. He doesn't want to do matches anymore. He still works with the company. He's just not a performer.
01:18:05
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I think he wants to be a trainer. i think he just wants to be a trainer. i love how he says everything twice. fuck up My favorite thing is when he leans into the mic.
01:18:20
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That's how you know he's getting ready to talk. you He's got three goddamn concussions. All right? Leave the guy out there. Just call me a professional wrestler. and professional A professional idiot isn't here. and that's Just call me Chris Benoit. I might kill someone. Just call me Chris Benoit. We're going to call you Jake Paul.
01:18:46
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Good night, Robert Platinum. Have a good night, buddy. Your man's leaving. Say good night to him. Oh, what? Good night, Robert. He even blew you kisses and everything.
01:18:58
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Right on the side of her face. i don't know if that's a kiss or piece of spam stuck on his lip. um oh Good night. It's deep or lonely.
01:19:12
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dog oroney or whatever he said doggar de no def de oh yeah know for Kind of like but different. sheboard sheboard or d ain't nothing wrong ain't nothing wrong with the little cooter song
01:19:30
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it's like if never mindd It's like what? Oh, no, go ahead. Not too fast, and then you try to go back in when her muscles are doing that. That's when it happens. It's just a cooter song. It's okay. Yeah.
01:19:45
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Why don't you stay in there? Go grab me a beer, please. soon Shotman! Hi, Kaylee.
01:19:58
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I don't know she said what up or shut up, MoDog. She said fuck off, MoDog. hi kala What's going on beast mode how you been brother what up beast moon I'm in aight just you know life I said I said I don't know if you said what up or shut up and my dog said that you said fuck off she actually said what up mo no of now if i went If I went one show and didn't call you Kaylee at least one time, you would think I had concussions or something.
01:20:38
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Shoot, I thought you slipped and fell and hit moose. where Where did concussion boy go? but We might have lost him. He just leaned forward on the fucking exit tab.
01:20:50
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As soon as I'm going to come up. Soon I'm going to come up, but I'll be more sober so I don't make an ass out of anybody else. Nice, Zampius. Oh, you doing panels again, Beast? Cool.
01:21:02
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I know you were working your ass off there for a hot minute, right? well
01:21:10
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Getting that money. Making that green. What's that? One of the reasons why I don't like drinking beer as much is because I pee too damn much.
01:21:20
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Yeah, same. Wait until you have bladder cancer. It gets really fucking fun then.
01:21:28
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Am I going to have bladder cancer? Is there something you're telling me? No, I'm just saying you think you pee a lot now. Oh, I'm sorry. Actually, quit quit smoking or you might.
01:21:39
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I didn't know that until I got it. They said like 97% of people that get bladder cancer is from smoking. And yeah, I'm still smoking. Cigarettes? Yeah. Well, smoking in general, but yeah. nameless Yeah, I like the vape don't count, right?
01:21:52
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Well, I'm saying, I was asking. yeah i don't i don't know. I mean, typically typically they were talking about so cigarettes, yeah. Vape doesn't count. ha That's still bad for you, though. yeah awesome But I didn't know that until I got it, and then that's when he told me. I was like, God damn.
01:22:12
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Then it cut out like a quarter of my fucking bladder and I'm like, my in my mind, because I'm ignorant, I'm like, well, shit, all the bad stuff got cut out. I can smoke again now, right? I got 60 more years, right?
01:22:24
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um man Man logic, man. Man logic. yeah I mean, sure, why not? I ain't even gonna lie. It's a tough time to fucking quit with everything I got going on right now. But I should. I'm stupid for not doing it.
01:22:36
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Hey, you know what? When it's my time to go, it's my time to go. I'm gonna have fun while I'm
01:22:45
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Stress be a motherfucker, man. I used to smoke cigarettes, but then it got too cold and my roommate, he had one of those jewels and started hitting that and then all of a sudden I just stopped smoking cigarettes. I'm like, oh, okay, cool. She still smokes cigarettes, but she stopped smoking cigarettes. I'm just going by what the doctor said, babe. They said 97% of people that get bladder cancer, it comes from smoking.
01:23:10
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So... 90%. That's what they that's what they say
01:23:17
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oh I don't know what causes cancer. i don't know. there's I think cancer just happens. you know yeah It's different for everybody. think Think about how everybody's got fucking cancer these days, right? When i like shit never used to be... i don't know if just people didn't have it as much or it just wasn't was reported as much or whatever. But fucking nowadays, everybody's got fucking cancer. Well, knowledge wasn't as like...
01:23:42
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why not that true either that's true well also back in like the 80s and 90s you didn't hear about all these pedos but now you know now every it seems like every fucking person in your neighborhood's a pedo yeah and some of it sucks though because uh some people get falsely accused of it but fuck all the other ones hey microwaves will give you the cancer Cell phones are going to give us brain cancers.
01:24:14
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Microwaves, have that's been a known thing for years. I've using a microwave my whole life. and when the last like When did you learn that they could give you cancer? I've said that since forever.
01:24:27
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yeah that's what i'm saying You know I sit there and watch my food cook
01:24:36
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um all youtube about bety I too I don't know if microwave gives you cancer or not because everybody thought that I thought that growing up too but in the last like 15 years you hear different shit saying that it's just the air molecules that are being yeah superheated and so wait I don't know I don't know. You're going to get it from something, man. Your fucking smart TV, your have computer screens, your cell phones, the fucking food you eat, you know. and need a Fucking anal sex. I mean, whatever. you know It's fucking yeah getting there get it from everywhere. so you know i don't I don't recommend it. I mean, you know, for what it's worth.
01:25:23
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Let's test it out. Glick goes to it for hours. they' live their life Some people are into that, man. Cancer? I was talking about cancer, not anal sex. ah and i say but i know i knew I knew you were confused, Glick.
01:25:39
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I mean, some people might like cancer. You don't know. We're not here to kink shame. don't know. We were talking about anal sex. I thought we moved away from cancer. I'm like, hey, you know, some people are into that kind of stuff. Don't judge them.
01:25:55
Speaker
What up, Shaman? What's going on, man? You get it from the government. The cancer or anal sex. What do you get from the government? I don't know what we're talking about. Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing.
01:26:09
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Glee cue. Brit, you're too cute to be on panel with these fuckers. Yeah.
Controversial Humor
01:26:17
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Can't even argue that shit.
01:26:21
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Appreciate it. I texted... Oh, wait. There you go. Okay. Yes, she is. Now we would like to counterdict that statement. Yeah, that's a terrible picture.
01:26:33
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James' dad walks through. Cut up right in shit, James. Right. What up, Rock Lee? Even better time to join the panel.
01:26:45
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Hey. I don't know what it Lazy. Oh, what up, Rock? didn't even see you slide in. Lazy hasn't responded yet. What, cancer's hot or anal sex is hot, Beast Mode? I'm so confused. Ha, ha, ha. Anal sex with cancer.
01:27:06
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Yeah, oh, oh. And a concussion. And three concussions.
01:27:13
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Beast Mode's at both. All our diseases of modern day came from the Plum Island. He says it's easier to fuck a girl cancer. She can't run away as fast.
01:27:26
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Look
01:27:30
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at the girl. Amputated right at the at the legs and she has to crawl. Got that hole going on. you know and She leaves a snail trail.
01:27:43
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
01:27:47
Speaker
I'm surprised you haven't heard of that before. I'm pretty sure I have. I have. It's just been a minute. it like it's just the it's the It's the visual you automatically get. You know? You're not the white.
01:28:03
Speaker
It's across the carpet. Who needs toilet paper? She thinks you're sick. i see Like a fucking dog with worms, man. On the carpet.
01:28:17
Speaker
Oh, Lord. but You got worms, baby? No, I'm trying to get to the other room, motherfucker. you She thinks my pants are sexy.
01:28:29
Speaker
You're really tired. I'll be right back. I'll be right here. i mean, right. I'll be right here. Mo Dog's gonna go take his pants back off.
01:28:41
Speaker
He needs to grab a beer. Or probably pee again. Like he said, he pees a lot. so He's got to go take his pants back off. He's like, ah, man, I put these damn things on.
01:28:53
Speaker
Mandy!
01:28:56
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Mandy, what's going on?
01:29:00
Speaker
Wow, Britt. What did I say? Wait, what did I say? i don't know. I don't know what he's wowing. of Which part? Oh, i white. here White whole White. White.
01:29:17
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He said he'll be white black, so I'll be white here. Who said that? He didn't say that. let's I'll be white right here.
01:29:28
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She'll be white there. I don't even know. She'll be white there. White. White. White. Y'all talking about Rock's wife again?
01:29:43
Speaker
fuck y'all doing, I don't know. I don't know. Brittany said gamet if it ain't white, it ain't right. I don't know. She did not say that.
01:29:55
Speaker
Rock, get your ass up here, man. Everybody in the chat heard her saying I don't know what you're talking about. We all heard it. I was in the other room and I heard it. so See? Wow. I slipped on a snail trail about broke my fucking hip.
01:30:08
Speaker
I'm sorry. Your Alabama's showing, Brittany. What?
01:30:16
Speaker
She's like, wait, I got better. No, it's not. No, your Alabama is showing. Rock said, chat GPT says you're racist now, Glick. No, you're racist now, like Glick. Sorry.
01:30:32
Speaker
How about this one? Chat GPT.
01:30:36
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good You know had to. i remember that night. I'm still traumatized by that. like god Thank God Scotto loves me and you guys don't have anything.
01:30:48
Speaker
I know. he makes you look so good and then he just fucks with us I'm just going to get on ChatGPT and make my own. Why are you so jealous? You know what? I like that one.
01:31:04
Speaker
You have the wrong parts for Scotto to like you. I know. It's unfortunate.
01:31:13
Speaker
Yeah, I'm like, you're over here. save you We all heard it. What happened? You're racist, Kamala. What up, Mandy?
01:31:26
Speaker
It's just true. Mandy, get your ass up here. Yeah, Mandy. The fuck? Shaman, get your ass up here. The fuck? I don't know. Rocky Kayla asked why you weren't up here.
01:31:39
Speaker
Yeah, see? And you know, Kayla runs the shit around here. Kayla's a fan of Rocky. Rocky, next time Rocky comes on my song. or on my song exactlyley on my Next time he comes on your song.
01:31:51
Speaker
Wait, what? don you work that's a That's a whole other kind of fucking remix, man. and You know, you know there's there's trials that he has to go through to become full Sasquatchian, and i don't make the rules, but I have to enforce them. Mandy, you're probably right. For him to run your slog?
01:32:18
Speaker
Britt, we know where your head lives, man. like No. Never mind, Brittney. I heard it wrong. Okay, my The next time the next time Rocky comes on my show, he has he's going to be singing live, and that's because Kayla requested it.
01:32:36
Speaker
Well, get up here, Rock. Come on. Get up here and sing me the Telemundo. Shit, I forgot. who's the guy Who was the guy that was in the boy band, the Spanish boy band? ah uh shit what's his name not enrique inglesias yeah ricky martin yeah yeah yeah i don't even know where i was gonna go with the joke maybe why are you wearing prison orange where's your where's hubby at is he still alive you go say hi are you calling from cell block h did they get wi-fi at the reformatorium or whatever
01:33:13
Speaker
did they get wi-fi at the ref reformatorium or whatever and i I escaped and made mine into a hat. You did know that because you're the one that said next time you come up you would do some live singing.
01:33:27
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Oh, is that Rocky? Not tonight, Rocky. On the music show. On the music show.
01:33:35
Speaker
I said to kid. Rico Suave. ah like Rico
01:33:41
Speaker
re cor man I'm alive. ah Dude, I say that every day. feel you. I'm glad you're alive.
01:33:53
Speaker
Look at going to Zazaba. um her Jersey could bring her ass up here, but you know. She's too good. she's too good Jersey's a chatterbox to keep control of.
01:34:07
Speaker
Yeah, she's our moderator. Orange is the new black. Lazy Jedi. Of course, he does not put Mandy's here. Imagine that.
01:34:18
Speaker
Jedi. Jedi loves me. What's up, bitches? What up, Shaman? What up, Shaman? only step We got Lazy in the chat. Dude, I still love your PFP, man. That's one of the best ones i've ever seen.
01:34:36
Speaker
Which one? Yours, yeah. It's just badass looking. Jedi, you got that hashtag wrong. That should be orange is the new sexy. Hey! appreciate that because everybody gives me so much shit about my damn CFP.
01:34:50
Speaker
Oh, I like it. and It looks cool as fuck. Here's everybody, Jedi. Well, because it's not your real face. That's why. Neither and neither and is any of our PFPs around here on the network.
01:35:04
Speaker
ah za amphios surprise Surprise morning sex is always great. Unless you're in prison. That's my favorite. Surprise morning sex this morning. It depends on which sex you are.
01:35:18
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oh That's true.
01:35:23
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oh Sorry show up to y'all. It could be great even if you're in prison. Depending upon what you're into. fifty to fifty There's that. That's right. According to Glick, we don't kink shame, remember?
01:35:35
Speaker
I'm just saying. Oh, we do. We just... I encourage encourage. We do it quietly on the side. Almost all kinks are encouraged. Well, I don't want do anything quietly.
01:35:49
Speaker
Yeah, I know. Your hubby was on here earlier telling us all about it. You guys want to hear a fun story? Yes, please. I found about $350 at work in the trash dumpster. Hey, I meant to text you.
01:36:08
Speaker
Did you find some shit in the dumpster? I'm missing some stuff, man. Let's just wait until the end of the story. Oh, shit. maybe maybe okay Maybe it wasn't mine. Never mind. ah So then, um so I'm all happy and I'm hiding it from everybody. And then I'm spending all kinds of time back by the dumpster with a little picker trying to find more money.
01:36:31
Speaker
I found a half $50 bill too. So I found like three fifties, two hundreds and a half $50 bill. So, you know, I pocket it. I'm happy. I'm having a good,
01:36:47
Speaker
a good, You lost your audio, man. It was laced with fentanyl and we just lost Shaman. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. His company was doing a mafia money and they found it. His company was doing a fucking truth experiment and they had his ass on camera and shit.
01:37:04
Speaker
just said that No, so so then one of my employees later on this evening comes up to me and he's like, hey, look. And he found 200. And I'm like, oh shit. And he goes, it's so weird.
01:37:18
Speaker
And I'm like, let me see them. And then I look at them and they did. They they they felt a little weird. So then we started looking and I'm like, I think they're missing the hologram. And then, you know, we find something else that I'm like, man, yeah yeah I think these are fake.
01:37:32
Speaker
And I'm like, fuck, that means the ones I probably found are fake too. So at least for a few hours, i found $350 and then, at least for a few hours.
01:37:47
Speaker
I thought you were going like, oh, this is fake. And then you were going to take it from me. We'd be like, ha ha. Actually, I found like $800. That's what I was like.
01:37:58
Speaker
I was like, if you find the other half of the 50, I'll share it with you. I didn't tell him about the 350 that I had in my pocket. Y'all found somebody's practice run. I've been like, let me see that. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's totally fake. Just throw it back in the trash. Give me that. I'll throw it away. I mean, they're pretty damn good copies.
01:38:19
Speaker
tell you that. Poor Shaman. He was like, man, going get me a prostitute. That's when you go try to spend it, see if you can get by with if they catch you'd be like, fuck, I didn't know. I didn't know that shit was fake. She could have just given it to a hooker, and when she said, this ain't real money, you could have said, that's okay, this ain't real sex anyway. What?
01:38:40
Speaker
That wasn't my real dick. yeah That's what Old Boy did. ship that we on they The movie about him, Leonardo DiCaprio was in that Catch Me If You Can or something like that.
01:39:00
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Oh, yeah. That was a pretty good flick. He got the hooker and made 400 bucks.
01:39:09
Speaker
Yeah, that was ah based on the life of Frank Abernancy. Yeah, that was his name. yeah I'm thinking about going in the hood and buying some drugs because can resell that too. They won't give a fuck.
01:39:26
Speaker
yeah is Yeah. I just got to wash your crack and sell it again.
01:39:34
Speaker
doing Got to go to the hood. Dude, how mad would you be if you were a drunk dealer and somebody paid fake money? That money's got to come from somewhere.
Daily Life Observations
01:39:52
Speaker
Be all pissed off on that half fucking watered down fucking weed they sold you. like Why does my joints taste like fucking broccoli and shit, man?
01:40:04
Speaker
Yeah.
01:40:07
Speaker
that word when you say a little word about o I think Ottawa's concussion might have caught up to his ass. He's cleaning up dog shit. Sounds like that's what fucking Shaman's doing. What the fuck? I always think like, oh, they don't hear that. You know? I'm like, I'm doing quiet.
01:40:27
Speaker
Every time your dog barks, my fucking ear jumps inside my brain, man. Every time his dog barks my dog's ears like where the fuck did that come from? yeah you know what is that go Take him to the recycling center and buy it so he can go buy his drugs since he found fake money. That's right. That's right.
01:40:49
Speaker
um Yesterday i she was barking so I put the security camera on. And you can hear her bark in it. And then I put it by her ear. So then she barks. And then she hears herself bark. And then she barks at herself. And then hears it again.
01:41:03
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Vicious lute. Yeah, it was funny.
01:41:08
Speaker
God. I'm so glad I don't do drugs. I figured out the mirror. She would bark at the mirror thinking she was barking at somebody.
01:41:20
Speaker
What up, Rocky? What's going on, man? Finally, we got a fucking host on the panel. Jesus Christ. left coast Where?
01:41:41
Speaker
not Keep it up. Keep it in the low beautiful Same shit he hears from his wife all the time.
01:41:53
Speaker
i I'm going to call ICE and have them have you sent back to ICE. Definitely showing up as racist now. g are you talking about He's nuts.
01:42:16
Speaker
should claim britt ah g click g clickck come on there we go andy wait shaman i know you're holding one up shaman i know you hold so gone yeah i am i'm holding it now i'm holding it down it's out of beer yes um these nuts
01:42:39
Speaker
so yeah Oh, he's holding his nuts? Wow, that's the best two fingers you've got. like Is this supposed to be blue? No, this is my fucking grip, man.
01:42:51
Speaker
I've been practicing that grip since I was four years old. Hey, what's going on? That shit down to an art form, man. That's right, man. Bruce, you ain't got shit on me. You gotta see my speed.
01:43:05
Speaker
Just cup them. Just let them rest in your hands. fifty two you guys hear you hear all this money right here with the little money this one and spent money It sounds fake as fuck.
01:43:19
Speaker
not sound sound like some monopoly money man then too
01:43:32
Speaker
Oh, you still got it. You didn't throw it away. You are definitely planning on fucking using that shit, man. There's no doubt about it. I'm pretty stupid, too. I'm, like, going 20, 30 miles over the speed limit on the way home, forgetting that I'm holding a felony in my pocket with that fake ass.
01:43:48
Speaker
That's what you try to pay the cop off with. shit yeah here bro You keep 100 for yourself. i okay was Was that the case you were worried about while you were driving? Because I'm sure there's another felony that you commit every time you drive.
01:44:02
Speaker
yeah No, I wasn't riding dirty at all. I think it's called a DWB. Driving while I'm being. Driving while I'm being.
01:44:17
Speaker
Driving my way. second No, I was saying yes, Brittany. Calm down. Two T's and an I just smoked, so.
01:44:31
Speaker
Oh, shit. I should upload that. Two T's and an A? Is that like two girls in a cup? Ew. Well, I mean, we were talking about ass playing shit earlier. If you know, you know.
01:44:45
Speaker
Might as well go. I don't know if I sent that to myself or not. There's ah two girls and one finger, too. Where they do it with throw up.
01:44:58
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Watch that right Watch that Wow, Brittany. Thanks for that. Hey, Rock, it it it ain't going to hurt the rest of what's in your browser history, so you're good, man. It's really not, you know?
01:45:10
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I was like 10 when I fucking watched that because my brother's crazy. I was like traumatized. The finger or the cup? You said two one finger? Is that what it is? What is it? Girls, it's the same concept with the shit, but let's go up instead.
01:45:28
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I don't get it, man. Some people got some fucked up ways that they get off, man. That's crazy. He's really looking it up. um He is. oh he's He straight up is. me it's kind of um That was like the same time the Pain Olympics came out, too.
01:45:44
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Remember that? The what? The Pain Olympics, where the dude chops his swan off. What? I never heard about that. you know You're not talking about Lorena Bobbitt, are you?
01:45:58
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No, I was... Dude, it's all gross. He had to be fucked up. It was like a cutting board and everything, I believe, too.
01:46:09
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Oh, fuck that. Yeah. Serving it up like sushi, huh? Look at Rock's face. Look at Rock's face. Motherfucker is traumatized. didn't order anything. She used a pair of scissors. Or like long scissors. Ain't seen that shit in the hood, have you, Yeah, dude.
01:46:30
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why ah da You can't see nothing like that in the hood. Oh, no, I'm done. done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Oh, my God. I saw the two girls in one cup one.
01:46:44
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I used to traumatize my friends by telling them look it up. That's worse. I'm not even going look the other one up. Two in one cup? Yeah, stay away from that one.
01:46:55
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It was pretty funny to prank my friends out of me, though. Oh, no. I saw the two girls in one cup. I'm not looking up the other one Brittany brought up. Wild. It's not even that long either. That's what she said. He's a fucking porn star now or some shit. man He did do porn.
01:47:18
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Although it was really a missed opportunity for him because he so could have worked for Snap-on Tools. Oh. Mandy.
01:47:29
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mandy um He could have driven for Peterbilt, too. That would have been good, too. Yeah, there you go. There you go. the Man, it's coming hot, man. water like this is Always.
01:47:45
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need to do stand-up with us. It's what happens when you do time in a clink, man. Yeah.
01:47:54
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Get that offbeat sense of humor. I had two choices. Be funny or be skinny. And I guess I picked funny.
01:48:06
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Are you saying I'm not funny? Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha. You said those are the choices she had. You had the same choices. Funny. looking Manny.
01:48:20
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Sorry. I was bitching at the husband. Ha ha. Are you saying I'm not funny?
01:48:27
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No, I was trying not to say it, but okay. She paused way too fucking long on that. I'm not saying it. Basically what she said is, know it's her so but I'm not saying Mandy's face was the equivalent to, i mean...
01:48:46
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what happened was yeah yeah they welcome this with grocro man you can show your skills brittany don't listen gro scale yes what i can't in hear like world stuff rock the way you got your camera up as high as you do it makes you look like you're like a 12 year old boy I mean, he's about the size of a 12-year-old boy. He's only four foot tall. i'm not i'm not You didn't have to change it. I'm just saying. The way it looks down, either but you look like a little kid sitting in like daddy's fucking computer chair or some shit.
01:49:23
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Like three twelve I'm important. Oh, sorry. i said daddy. i I didn't mean to traumatize you. Fuck off. That was perfect. That was perfect.
01:49:35
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Nicely done, Sarge. was good. I love you, bro. I love you, man. i was sorry on that one That was a good joke. that was for for For a brief second in my head, I was like, do I say it? to Do I say it or not?
01:49:56
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If you ever have that voice pop up in your head, just say it. I usually don't listen to it. so yeah you should You were quick on it, so you really didn't listen. I typically don't.
01:50:07
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oh ah typically don't please
01:50:12
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damn huh shut up sir
01:50:18
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and I have lost my superpowers, everybody. I can no longer kick out EBT.
01:50:29
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I can no longer use EBT. I can't, man. I told him about the chat EBT thing, and then lost my privileges to log in the show, guys. will been I thought you weren't. Did you use the link to come in here? Yeah, i just use a regular link. because i look it i yeah look i look at Look at Glick trying to play all stupid about it. What are you talking about, bro? but I didn't take that in the way. You're probably racist, man. You lose your privilege. What are you talking about? Who's racist, Rocky?
01:51:01
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it wasn't That wasn't a wrench you heard hitting the floor? What the fuck, man? Actually, that would do me no favors in the racist department because would like, oh, yeah, you locked a black guy out. hu Yeah, yeah, like a racist. I didn't send you the message until you were already here, and I was like, why is he asking me? He just came in. but i forgot that the link was up there.
01:51:26
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Yeah, if you want to try to log back in, I'll i'll watch for it now. He's like, if you want to try to log back in, i'll go ahead and fix it real quick. I mean, I'll watch for it. Exactly. oh ah All right, lovelies. am taking my six behind to bed. i will. See y'all later.
01:51:42
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Good to be. Good to feel better. Enjoy the present. Thank you. Bye. Later, gang gang. gang gang Gang gang. How can I be racist? I have two black guys up in there. Well, I don't know. Shaman, are you Asian are you black, man?
01:52:02
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I've heard both, man. We'll never know. I can be any whatever you want me to be. He's like, I'm blasian. I'm anything you want me to be. I'll be whatever you want. Dominican Republic.
01:52:16
Speaker
You eat too much. You not eat no no more. No more. Get away from buffet. You eat too much. How are up and by?
01:52:25
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You pay now. You pay now.
01:52:29
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who was Who was that fat comedian that did that?
Cultural Humor and Slang
01:52:33
Speaker
Ralphie? Was that Ralphie? Ralphie, man. That did the whole, you're too fat. Yeah, I think it was Ralphie. All right, be Ralphie.
01:52:43
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Angela Johnson, she does that, like, quick little jam. She does a thing about getting her nails done. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, yeah, she does that good, man. I've seen memes of, like, kids doing that shit on, like, TikTok and stuff, man.
01:52:57
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Awesome. There's some little dark-headed girl that, like, does it to a fucking T. Have you seen that? and Maybe. It's almost even funnier with her doing it than... What was what was the comedian's name? Angela? Angela Johnson. Yeah.
01:53:10
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It's almost even funny. She like... Look it up real quick. Look it up. Look that little girl up. i go to If I hang around some Asians, some people with some Asian accents, I'll be able to mimic it a little better.
01:53:24
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She's got to be one of the first ones to come up because her shit blew up when she did it.
01:53:35
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so I mean, you might need to type in like the name of the... act or whatever. I don't know if the little will show up if you do the comedian's
01:53:47
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thing. Or maybe, yeah, little girl doing Angela Black's skit or something. Yeah, because i'm not I'm not searching anything that has little girl in it. Yeah. Oh, Rock will do it.
01:53:59
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His search history is all fucked up anyway, man. Hold my beer, man.
01:54:06
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I got all kinds of weird shit, but I draw a line at that.
01:54:11
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Probably a smart move.
01:54:19
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Did you find her? I think you did, by way you're smiling.
01:54:25
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I'm not even looking, bro i don't know what you're talking about. Put the link backstage so we can all watch it, man Oh, man. I'm on my phone. I can't do that right now.
01:54:37
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Show it to the whole class. Just share the screen. We'll be all right.
01:54:46
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Well, if Nonsensical Nonsense Network gets canceled from us showing little girls on it, then we can always come up with Nonsensical Nonsense 2. so Part de.
01:54:57
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Part de. I don't know. Then we'll just open up the Sensical Sense Network. We'll make better decisions. Hold on a second. What? We're just about to watch some porn together, man.
01:55:15
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Yeah, bro. It's called male bonding. Rock's making sure he has all the keywords, so YouTube's listening. Little girl, we're going to watch male porn together. You and your friend doing that two girls in a cup bit.
01:55:33
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my god That was nasty, man. That was crazy. just just Wait, Reggie, where'd you even find that video at? Yeah, that was shitty. she she She's the filmer.
01:55:46
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She filmed it. I'm just sending the link to the little girl to click because don't want us to get in trouble because of me. Don't send me anything. I don't want to see it. What are you talking about?
01:55:58
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who whoa what are what he It's not bad What the fuck As he as he as he opens it up Whoa i don't want to see this What are doing Unfortunately I've seen that Are we talking about the little girl doing the Asian accent or something Yeah yeah yeah okay i don't know the little girl and then These two were talking about watching seeing you See what happens when you half listen to your own fucking show That's going on dude Have you ever listened to my show? Okay, fair enough.
01:56:32
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Thanks for coming to the show, Blake. We appreciate it thats thing Thanks for showing up. You know, I'm just here. I'm just a guy. you know I just start the panel and whatever happens, happens. I'm just a squirrel in my world trying to get a nut.
01:56:51
Speaker
What's up? Trying to keep all my ducks in a row, but unfortunately my pigs they're all pigeons and they're on crack. Oh, that'll drive you quackers.
01:57:02
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What are you drinking, Rock?
01:57:08
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Motherfucker, if you say beer, I'm going to make another dad joke.
01:57:12
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Bear. It's not bear. Bear. He would say that shit with a country accent. I've lived here long enough. um I know the leader, man. You know one the weirdest things that they do here is called Creeks Creeks.
01:57:26
Speaker
Weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life, man. That's the name of the beer? No, here they call Creeks. Oh, Creeks. Yeah, yeah. great it was Dude, i'm in I'm in Kentucky. You think that was like a shocker to me? you No, no, no, no. I'm just saying for me, I was just very surprised. Oh, you live by the creek? Go down to the creek down there.
01:57:47
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I've always called it a creek. Look for that dead catfish up on the fucking, it it's right next to the holler. You can't miss it. Yeah, Kayla's in the background. She said, that's how you're supposed to say it. cricks not how you smoke it is what sweet you say It's not it. It's spelled C-R-E-E-K. I say creek sometimes, but I feel like creek is easier to say.
01:58:09
Speaker
Wow, you guys are really going to judge me over saying creek. Have you heard the English language today that these morons are using? Six, seven, six, seven. Yeah, but they pronounce six, seven properly, though.
01:58:25
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good point jobvin you know i was watching a video on how they used to get mad at that i like you because i i can't understand it so so at work guys will be going six seven i'll make some sort of seven or six reference to something and then they'll go six seven i'm like oh stupid as shit generations get worse right and then they they go back to the early 2000s and there is this uh It was because Martin Lawrence. who Remember when he used to say, what's up? What's up? All the beer commercials and shit. Yeah, I used to joke around and do that, so I was like, okay. Everybody did. Yeah, but here's the difference, right? What's up, Mitch? What's up?
01:59:04
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Yeah. 6-7 means nothing. and i know um mean We have 69, man. But that means 68 good, too. You do me and I owe you one. You don't know what 6-7 means. It might be a sexual preference. You don't know.
01:59:21
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I don't know. I know that 6-7 on the periodic table says hope
01:59:28
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Britney don't know what a periodic table is. We're not talking about your period, Britney. She's like, uh-uh, use a pad, man. Not a table.
01:59:39
Speaker
Don't stand for that, Britney. Get them back, man. This is how you build the cherry. I take AP chemistry, too, so I know all that shit. You quit? I'm smarter than I come off. She's like, I was going to get them back, but i'm sitting here bleeding on my bed right now, so if can't. I don't know nothing about a table. I don't know.
01:59:57
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If I wasn't bleeding on my table right now, i would fucking correct you. I lost some of all of that.
02:00:07
Speaker
What, you're in menopause already? Six is like A-O and then seven is is E. And I just thought that they were calling people hoes, but apparently that's wrong too. Really? I mean, that makes sense though.
02:00:19
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But I like, i if I say six, seven, I'm calling you hoe in my world. I'm down with it. That is the way you're supposed to say it said Jersey. Kayla's right per usual.
02:00:30
Speaker
I said it first. She was agreeing with me. Never mind. i don't know why i argue with you, too. I work with young people at work, you know, 18 to 24 years old. They're not doing the whole 6-7 thing, are they?
02:00:47
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yeah Oh, man. Yeah. they were put in before I thought it was just like my fucking grandkids and shit, man. No, no, no. and they're brown Our Brad went literally went on TV discussing budgets for 2026 and went, oh, we're thinking six, seven. I'm like, bro, come on, man. You're like 80 years old. Oh, it's totally played out. It's totally played out. I still don't know what it means. so I've been looking it up. I still can't figure it out.
02:01:17
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And if you ask Shaman, he would tell you there's some other force behind it. But, you know, let's not ask him. That's what heard. ummond show I heard it was like demonic or some shit, man, but I don't fucking know.
02:01:31
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Yeah, so, and if you think about it, why did everybody go crazy over some stupid, it came from a song, when the guy is talking about how tall a basketball player is, and he's like, six, seven.
02:01:46
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Okay, and then all of a sudden we do all this stuff and everybody knows about it and everybody's repeating it. I mean, a that's a little weird. It's little weird. They do shit weird shit like that too because like when um Squid Games came out during 2020, right, and everything everything was going crazy, I was like, I'm not watching it.
02:02:06
Speaker
I'm not watching it. I'm like, I don't know what's going on with all these people acting weird, but Squid Games just came out and everybody's acting weird and telling me to watch it. I'm not watching it. and i i did i waited until like 2023 to watch it god damn is that when they came out is it been that long so twenty so morning yeah i watched like three episodes of that and i could not fucking get into it man was it i got two questions here did whatever squid games whatever they it was causing people to do did that did that go away in 2023 also i want to know who this day is that you're speaking of
02:02:38
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Is that a but they? Oh, it's them, man. Come on, Glick. Oh, they damn son of a bitch. They rock quick with it
02:02:53
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hello it. It's funny. out my My wife told me, was it last week I was on? Last week she was listening. listening and she was like she told me that you guys Sarge you and Glick are my adoptive parents my adoptive dad teaching me the ways of the world oh shit we're sorry Rock's wife she's like now she's like you're acting just like those drunk fools I was like yeah I'm about to be part of it she's like you're about to be white motherfucker no
02:03:29
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Sarge, we became a married gay couple with a black son. I know, right? That's awesome. You guys like you guys are woke as fuck. When's our TV sitcom coming out, man? shit but I was thinking, when's our sitcom? Shotland said, we're woke as fuck. You're goddamn right. Not racist as you. Oh, my God.
02:03:46
Speaker
Nato needs to make a picture of you guys like married and him as a... Shut up. Hey, but one of them needs a septum piercing and like purple hair. There you go.
02:03:57
Speaker
Somebody do it. Rocky wanted purple hair. Yeah, let's not. Let's not. me fucking He's like, why? Modog knows he's going to be the one with the... yeah Exactly. Exactly. shamit Shaman already fucking knows, man. Glick's going over there all normal looking and I'm going to have like fucking forearms and a dick growing off my forehead or some shit. You guys are so jealous.
02:04:19
Speaker
You think I'd learn to shut up because now that's what he'll fucking do. Yeah, exactly. I say shit and then I fucking think about damn it I just exist and we get these great pictures because Scotto loves me and then you guys give him all kinds of ideas and he's like, I can do that.
02:04:36
Speaker
Put a dick right on Mo Dog's forehead. it i'm just I'm just mad that I lost that I didn't yeah but did you know you could save 15% if you sign up with Geico that's right Geico 15% or more on car insurance 15 minutes or less that's actually a good segue to the next sponsor okay and Kayla said are you sure it's gonna fit you should definitely check it out go spend it yeah dude the dollar general cuz hey as Jersey said Kayla's always right so
02:05:14
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You know? And Kayla said that's why Jersey's her bitch. and And when you get locked up, she said don't call her either. why drugs Don't worry, Shaman. If you get locked up for your counterfeit money, I got you.
02:05:28
Speaker
I'll put money in the commissary or youre whatever it's called. Yeah, it's probably the last thing you're going to get locked up for, let's be honest.
02:05:37
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you know somebody when i worked at mcdonald's like my first job somebody somebody used counterfeit money and uh the secret service ended up coming and arresting them really yeah that's that's a it's a big offense bro that's crazy The way Rock just said, really? i Something tells me he's got a drawer sitting there with like a stack full of fucking counterfeit money in it, man. I do, yeah, yeah. really's like as He's like, really? Really? His as his asshole is puckered up all tight and shit. That's what counterfeiters do, though. They'll go to like McDonald's or convenience stores and stuff like that, and they'll order $20 worth of shit or whatever, and then they drop $100, and then they get that cash.
02:06:19
Speaker
So they have legit cash in hand, and the counterfeit money's gone. and i didn't know everybody knew our plans like that. Huh? I didn't know everybody knew it like that. Just put it out there to the world. Most of the people that work at fucking McDonald's are teenagers that could give a shit less or fucking retards.
02:06:39
Speaker
They don't mark that shit. yeah So, I just got my new job at McDonald's today. Well, actually, the Quickie Marts are... and quick The quickie marts are really good about it. They don't want to get pooped out.
02:06:58
Speaker
Nah, they'd be watching that shit like a hawk, man. strange yeah Those people are too cheap to rip them off.
02:07:07
Speaker
They'll smell that shit. be like, this doesn't smell like American money. yeah I lick it. I taste it. It ain't right. This doesn't taste like American money, motherfucker. Don't taste like success.
02:07:21
Speaker
This is not a 6-7. Speaking of trans, there's that chihuahua that identifies as a pit bull.
02:07:32
Speaker
he What's going on, princess? I think the chihuahua is the one with the big-ass fucking deep bark, man. As I said, there's the chihuahua that identifies as a pit bull.
02:07:47
Speaker
I don't know. she I guess she probably wants to run I need to spell it. A W-A-L-K. I was just going to say Shaman takes that dog out for a walk and the Karens lose their mind because it's a pit bull. He's like, it's not a pit bull. It's a chihuahua.
02:08:04
Speaker
Fucking chihuahua, okay? It's 2026. She identifies as a chihuahua. Leave her alone. throw a fish. I can't stand this. How come every time I go out
02:08:17
Speaker
What's your dog's name? 6-7. 6-7. This is stupid
02:08:27
Speaker
as shit. It is so fucking stupid. ah damn These beers are going down way too easy. but You should have saw like the young kids. man They really thought they were cool when it first came out. public sometimess are fucking mine I was at a fucking basketball game this morning man with my my fucking grandkids and there's 150 of them fucking went crazy because there was a 6 and a fucking 7 on a fucking scoreboard. I'm like, what fuck, man? Oh my god! This just never happened! oh oh ho All the parents are just sitting there looking at each other like, fucking really?
02:09:00
Speaker
Our kids are fucking retarded. yeah Probably, i would have dropped them off at the fire station. Yeah. I died laughing though when when ah they tried to make a quarter zip movement and I was like great I wear a quarter zip for work already so let I guess I started this chart I started that there's ah there's a quarter zip movement you didn't know about that I don't know what he's talking about either
02:09:35
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oh Yeah. ray bush we started People traded in you know like basketball gear for corner zips looking nice. you know Jersey. That was I'm going to need you to try harder, man. That was a little weak.
02:09:52
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Weak!
02:09:55
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to I didn't know what it was. first Who am I to talk about fashion? I'm currently wearing a hockey jersey and sweatpants. That'd be my Indian name.
02:10:09
Speaker
a bush its I think she wants something. Yeah, I think so. Hey, babe, give me a beer. Oh, shit. Never mind.
02:10:21
Speaker
Hey, babe, give me a beer.
02:10:27
Speaker
She didn't listen, but she stopped barking. I don't know. She's like, I couldn't hear you. His dog's over there going like this. Is that the movement with it, too? Is that really the movement? I i don't know what the exact movement is.
02:10:43
Speaker
yeah that's That's just what I see all the fucking kids doing. Rock their shoulders with. Really, you guys. it Let me see. but you guys Fucking shaman. this just with your hands just up and down i he's gonna he's gonna yeah he's gonna fuck that Come on camera show me how it's done, shaman.
02:11:08
Speaker
yeah i mean When I say come on camera, let me clarify. I mean show your face. That's what I'm talking about. You gotta pay for that, bro. Subscribe to the Lazy you Don't promote that. He's not even fucking here. He ain't even up on panel, man. fucking yeah but yeah we but But Shaman's there. and He's made a few guest appearances. Shaman's made a few guest appearances. Oh, okay. Alright.
02:11:39
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oh the I hold the camera when I'm not on fine not on. 6-7. 6-7. Oh, sorry.
02:11:52
Speaker
that's pretty that's pretty much it That's pretty much it. What's up, Johnny? Good to see you. you outlaw that shit in your country yet, man? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good. my like I don't have any more time. I think that.
02:12:08
Speaker
We stuff you on a giant slingshot, and then we fish right over the fucking border. I was going to say, that could be your picture on the money when you like this. Oh, you're goddamn right.
02:12:20
Speaker
See? Missed opportunity. Missed opportunity. um I'll slingshot him to our border. We'll slingshot him back. We'll catapult him. Oh, Zanfios. I didn't get offended by that, man. You're all good, brother.
02:12:34
Speaker
All right. I just got my 10-pack of receptacles in. So excited. I have testicles. Recepticles. I'm pretty hard to offend. because I just got a pack of testicles that came in. What what the fuck?
02:12:52
Speaker
See, that's what 6-7-4 is for me, man. That's I got to walk around the house now. Carrying them motherfuckers. but it stupid it's It's coming. you do guys do go go join you You'll find out what I'm talking about. All you young 30 year old nuts tied up next to the... Never mind.
02:13:15
Speaker
but go Go for it, man. I need another beer. I need my last beer. I only got one more. My nuts are going to be tight forever. Congratulations.
02:13:26
Speaker
Congratulations. Mine is going to be for forever. oh well That needs to be a musical, Shaman.
02:13:39
Speaker
How about you take a shot of Rock yeah I'm the one to do it. just saying Shaman and Rock Lee put it together. That's the only thing that sucks about getting old. is I can tell you the water temperature of the toilet bowl every time I go take a shit.
02:13:58
Speaker
okay Because your balls start to never die. I don't know. Shut up, Shaman. I told you that in privacy. Why I brush my teeth in there? It's gross.
02:14:15
Speaker
Well, I tried to spread my legs. I tried to give you room. You can at least wait until I'm done. That's all I'm saying. That's all saying. Hey, you're the one that rushed in there right as I was getting ready to take a shit. That's not on me.
02:14:30
Speaker
Alright, now I'm scared. Why am i up in the top left? What the fuck did I miss? i was I was just trying to save us both some time as we were getting ready for work.
02:14:41
Speaker
Cheers! Well, there you go and I'm helping you there because i now I'm your your weight loss counselor. what come up round up but fun my My anorexia coach. Thanks.
02:14:55
Speaker
You are correct, babe. I'll be moving on to bourbon next.
02:15:00
Speaker
Oh, everybody. That's how you know I don't drink a lot, man. I don't know if you guys remember. like It was like two streams ago when I was on here. and And there was a stream I didn't get on there. so Like that 12-pack I bought of this shit was like a month ago.
02:15:15
Speaker
And that's my last one. The only time I drink them is when I'm up here with you guys. You're also usually drinking let's go. That means you guys are a bad influence. Yeah, and sort of we're bad influence.
02:15:28
Speaker
Exactly. Or you're helping me budget my alcohol. Depends on how you look at it. They're a bad influence because I found myself wanting to buy more beer and get drunk again.
02:15:40
Speaker
Hey, i think we're I think we're a good influence.
02:15:45
Speaker
Well, when you put the glasses on, you are. Also, Also, I might be a bad influence, but I've got a five-star rating. There you go. And you got you got a ton of fucking good Yelp reviews, man.
02:16:02
Speaker
Would definitely recommend. Elvis is in the gold.
02:16:10
Speaker
Rock, you never did tell me, man. What beer are you drinking? Blackview Porter. Of course. Of course you are. Of course you are. You beat me to it, Chauvin.
02:16:25
Speaker
What is it? Black Daddy Porter? Black Butte Porter. Okay. yes Baby Daddy Porter.
02:16:35
Speaker
So just call it Rock Butte Porter. Baby Daddy. Rock me on the desk. Abandoned father. for Go wins. Come on, Blue Jackets.
02:16:47
Speaker
This guy is not paying attention at all to his own shit. Brittany, trying to copy my sunglasses. Is that what I missed while I was away? I'm just trying to be cool like you. Well, fucking keep trying, damn it.
02:17:04
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Everybody's got to goals. Yeah, you got to have shit to reach for, man. yeah let's go Never give up. You can do it. American Barbie or whatever that is. ah American Barbie. When we got to get Jersey up? don't know what I'm saying. at Jersey.
02:17:21
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yll is American jeans. Joy-Z. Joy-Z. Honky Tongue Bar Association.
Casual Talks and Goals
02:17:30
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How many pair of sunglasses do you own, Doc? 16. 16.
02:17:34
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sixteen
02:17:43
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Actually, only two. Hey, you know what? We keep doing that. It's called boost the algorithm. We're going to be on fire. Our YouTube channel is going to up. We will bring in the young ones.
02:17:56
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Oh, let's go. Shut up. Oh, we will bring in the young ones. Yeah, let's go. That didn't sound bad at all. Glick. Somebody clipped that. Somebody.
02:18:09
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Right. We'll bring in the young ones. And you immediately were like, yeah, let's go. so yes Sorry. I'm not paying. Hoorah. Watching this hockey game. I was watching the the Blue Jackets and Penguins are englands where artist a shootout. And they went blue jackets for the YouTube moderator. His name is Glick.
02:18:29
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chris Trust me, our YouTube moderator has already on the live themselves. It's spelled Francis. Yeah.
02:18:40
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Francis. It's spelled F-R-A-N-C-I-S. Wait, what? Jersey's been doing an awesome job. And Sanfios in the chat. Yeah, keeping it light. Keeping the chat going. nice Thank you.
02:18:55
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Yeah, you guys are awesome. I dig that fucking name, too. Sanfios. Sanfios. That's cool name. I dig it. I dig it. I dig it. ah Originally, Xanfius, you're not far off from my family's name.
02:19:13
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Wow. Retard don't start with a fucking X. That makes sense.
02:19:22
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um makes so violent photograph Now it makes sense why you think it's spelled the same, Glick. That reminds me of... Put that in there and I said he's not far off from the original spelling of his family's name.
02:19:43
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Not Zampia, it's Glickstein. That reminds me of Raven from Teen Titans. She has a little three-word thing she says when she does her little...
02:19:58
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Superpower. That chihuahua's got a fucking set of nuts on it, man.
02:20:07
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She's a good girl. Hey, everybody. Don't forget to like, share, and Otherwise, I'll feed your dog.
02:20:21
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idm combat remixes ah you two like It's a Nice. Yeah. look guys look at that There you go. there you go There you go. Well, it was nice stream. See you guys.
02:20:37
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little slow they're They're having power struggles behind the fucking scenes. Look at them.
02:20:45
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It's all making sense now, right? we got ourselves why my and off ro that's why i lost my powers everybody It's only consens in now rock but is has nothing to do with the fact that he's black. He just got drunk with pretty much oh it yeah jesus oh did you finally get them poopin get done pooping jedi ah was a long poop too Did you wipe? Did you wash your hands? yeah Or did you just scoot your butt across the carpet?
02:21:16
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I didn't wipe or wash my hands. But I named it after you, Mordog. Oh, I fucking love you. Thank God. Finally. called I called it a Molog. Molog. Nice.
02:21:27
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be attack that Were there nuts in it or corn? There was a lot of nuts. Or corny nuts. Yeah. Hey, long time no see. How you doing, man?
02:21:39
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I'm good. How are you, bro? I'm doing good, man. What are you cool cats been up to? I'm just growing a dick out of my forehead.
02:21:50
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Well, we six i and case in case you didn't know Jedi, Mo Dogg and I are now married and apparently we have a black son.
02:22:03
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oh god the Coming to cbs this fall.
02:22:08
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I hope so. I hope Scott is listening and makes that happen. It will. It fucking will. If not, I'm going to message him and I just throw the same disclaimer on it that I threw the last time. This better be the only fucking network that shit shows up on.
02:22:31
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Jersey. Aw. and ah jersey ah Oh, you mean how like Drewverse or whatever? and That's cool. He used Lazy's Shrek looking thing as the thumbnail yesterday. Oh, yeah, yeah, with that fucker.
02:22:50
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Do what?
02:22:53
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I've not been watching any other streams, man. I have no fucking idea what anybody's talking about. That's right. He only watches Lazy Shaman show on the show. I plan to go on there last night, but I passed out.
02:23:06
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She had better things to do. I got Alaskan Thunder. I was there for a little bit last night, wasn't I? Yeah. Yeah, you could, man. yeah Yeah, you did. i think i I don't remember anything, but I think you were there, probably.
02:23:23
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That's what it said in the court document. Sure, sure you there. Yeah, you were subpoenaed to be there. I don't know if you showed up. Yeah. a yeah
02:23:36
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Bunch of fucking We're fucking burping together and shit. Just doing amphibian mating calls. Your cycle is sink already.
02:23:47
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And when we take a shit with each other, hello, Rock. no Rock, you need to get control of your panel, bro. It's not my panel, man. Brittany always gets my jokes like three seconds later. In every episode of our show, every time Mo Dog says... Her brain is on dial-up internet. It takes her a minute.
02:24:11
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It's a little bumpering. Yeah, you guys were there last night. In every episode, every time Mo Dog says he's going out for milk, Rocky starts crying. Exactly, right? No!
02:24:25
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don't write What was that old song? Daddy come back? Oh, no, wait. That was baby come back. Never mind.
02:24:35
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That's funny. Every time my wife pisses me off, I use that as a joke. I tell her, I'm going to get milk. I'm going to get milk. I'm going to get smoked. I'm going to get a gallon of milk and a pack Newports. I'll be back. You got kids, Rock?
02:24:53
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i don't I don't have any kids of my own. That you know of. you don't I didn't know if you had kids or not. You know, you got a good point. That's why that white girl showed up at 3 o'clock in the morning throwing rocks at Rocky's head.
02:25:07
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<unk>s calm but My ex-wife would say that shit when people say how many kids have you guys got? And she'd be like, well, two for me. I'm like, shut up, bitch. Hey, Moe Dog Bell isn't a lie.
02:25:18
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because that You know what? There might be a little you know some gray-headed man running around the Philippines right now. Why your baby got round eyes? What the why I won't dox because I'm his kid.
02:25:34
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why why you be round eyes what the fuck that's actually that's why i won't docs because i'm his kids And I want you to know. God damn it, Shaman. weren't going to fucking tell anybody. He just wanted some father bonding time. I just want to spend time with my dad. That's all want to do. I got to go get some milk.
02:25:57
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Can you bring me back some, Dad? yeah ah jersey you got another guy called your your man dad just I all,
02:26:20
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i know that very i know oh first of all let's just address glick for a second This guy, 1 million percent, has children running around somewhere on the planet. I just want you to know that. Three of them. You guys have met most. No, no, no, no, no. ones that you're not telling us about. just yeah And by the way, they're probably not running around. They're probably crawling and they're 12.
02:26:45
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yeah yeah ah There's a reason a short bus goes by your house 14 times. They didn't have a dad to teach them how to walk. And they got smooth brains. All the ones licking windows. He's like, that's mine. That's mine. That's mine. the windows in town You can see everything going on outside them. window if if i have kids running around that's news to me you're absolutely right churchs in your life bills are out daniel yes sir you what up man what up with you tune in tomorrow daniel uh johnny how you feeling man because you're a you're a buffalo bills family you right you okay
02:27:30
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ah you you an overtime alone on the watch Need us do a little for you yeah you guys lost now sit so block all the way right on i cant I can't talk my shit. My Bengals weren't even in it, man. So, you know, whatever. I may need a new co-host for tomorrow's sports show because I think Rick might have tossed himself off the roof of his trailer. Oh, is he Bills fan?
02:28:02
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Yeah, he is. We were so goddamn fucking close, man. And he's so superstitious that I'm not even allowed to pick the Bills when we do our picks in the regular season, even though I'm rooting for them most of the time. he He's probably watching this at his house right now going, fuck you, Glick. Fuck you, so he said He said, I'm allowed to pick them in the postseason as long as they're winning at halftime. If if they're not winning at halftime, this is the only exception to the rule. Hands off.
02:28:30
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that I can change my pick from the Bills. So when they came back to start the third quarter, I sent him in all caps, I changed my pick for the Denver Broncos. But long but i also I also, so ESPN, I do yeah ESPN for fantasy football, and they have the pigskin bracket challenge.
02:28:52
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And last week I was 100%. I'm ranked number one in the in the world out of making the picks. I was 100% spot on And I had the Broncos moving forward tonight, so I needed the Broncos to win.
02:29:05
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So it's a chance for $100,000. Number one in the world. Number one in the world. I am ranked first.
02:29:15
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I'll show you. I'll show you. I think it rhymes with first that you're actually ranked.
02:29:24
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We're getting freeze watch again Monday. Sometimes. He's going to do AI shit and make it look like he is. That looks photoshopped.
02:29:37
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Yeah, that's that's some chat GPT picture. crazy um the
02:29:44
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Quit fingering your screen like that, Glick. Nobody likes it. Your mom loves doing it. You're doing it wrong. Your mom loves it. Damn. Motherfucker went 1982 with the fucking mom joke and shit, man.
02:29:57
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You don't get to finish your sentence before i said it. minute you right I love saying your mom jokes, but it's always like they died or they lost their mom dies. Okay. every guys let's get up Let's get off moms. just got
02:30:21
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i'm ah when i was ten months old we good Oh, wow, my mom left. Your mom's still alive. She's not in the trunk your car. Dead. Right. Next to the fucking antifreeze.
02:30:36
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The fuck? Shit's been leaking on her. her asses are all blue no chip a fuck it snows and he accidentally loses her ass That's how he keeps her warm in the winter. That's true love.
02:30:57
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for for For my FBI agent that's listening, my mom's body is not in my car. been dead for like 15 years. and It's her ashes. I do not have a body in the trunk of my car. Oh, she's in the trunk. She's in the trunk.
02:31:11
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She's just trying to get out. You might want to go fucking investigate. Just saying. I mean, you have a body. hack is in there every couple of days just to keep her alive so that I know you're not talking, Simon. How's your family doing it in the freezer out in the garage?
02:31:26
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Damn. That's where his face is. I forgot that I called you a family annihilator last week until StreamYard was so generous enough to clip that and make it and make a short out of it for me.
02:31:43
Speaker
Wait, StreamYard makes shorts for you? What the fuck? Yeah, dude. yeah They AI generate up to six hour long videos now. Do you not know how to use StreamYard? No. and Shaman, get on this shit. What do I pay you for?
02:31:58
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you don't pay me? Okay, and that that makes sense and makes sense. Stop giving him the counterfeit money. right Did he tell you about that? Yeah. he so jeda That's pretty ballsy coming coming from the fucking guy that is one that does nothing on their fucking own network and shit, man.
02:32:17
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oh Exactly. Jedi's just like on yeah camera. other that's exactly He would forget to show up if I didn't like get on his ass about, come on, backstage at what time? 100% true. I think I even typed that in the chat last night. I was like, i'm going to sit here and just like flame on fucking Jedi all night because he won't see it because he don't read the fucking chat. You're going to flame?
02:32:40
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Flame on you. Scotto was there last night, so that makes sense. I get what you're i get what you're doing. blaming but got randa He's trying to do Scotto. Everybody wants a little piece of Scotto.
02:32:56
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She's not even in an urn. Are you drinking beer? Good to see you, Panda, brother.
02:33:07
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yeah i guess it's just the top row drinking. but the way yeah brother i was just like By the way, y'all might see some more people over here come over at mine because I multi-streamed it out to my page as well.
02:33:20
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How dare you, Johnny Bones? Jedi, all we can see of you is from your hear me nose up. He's still your music. Is that set ah set the best part? It's not the best part, but it's still all you need to see. There's no good part. It's all you're getting. It's all you're getting, he Hey, Jen, have to wait for my own varsity.
02:33:45
Speaker
You're goddamn right. I told you like 38 times. happening everything now ah You gotta send me the link. You gotta give me the schedule. What do I see? all anything go nichol's like Hey, here's the schedule. Here's the talking points. Here's where we're gonna go. Here's how many songs we're gonna play. bit's jed i don't know it He don't know a shit about his own stream. What are you talking about, man?
02:34:06
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I don't know. I just literally show up on accident most of the time. He forgets halftime until Shaman texts him like, bitch, we got a show to do. Come on. yeah me Are you on X? Are you on Discord? where're at where can i Where can I send you the info, bro?
02:34:19
Speaker
Because I need you there. because You'd be great on our show. Hey, how about you stop fucking poaching my panel? No, I'm taking all these motherfuckers. It's going to just be Glick at the end of the day.
02:34:32
Speaker
How about how about about i would not show up on your panel? Speaking of that, I show up on your show every Saturday. I never see you on my show ever. send Brittany. I send Brittany. Yeah, we already poached her, bro.
02:34:46
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Oh!
02:34:48
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She already inked the contract with me. Yeah. you what It's like A box of Twinkies and a pack of Newport cigarettes and she's yours. I don't like either one of those things. How about some milk, man?
02:35:05
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We gave Brittany the 6-7 time slot. and we gave brady the six seven timeslo so Okay, Shaman, since we're both here, since the entire Lazy and Shaman show is here, we got to vote. Do we want do we want Rock on on our show too? Raise your hand if you agree. Oh, wait, we can't see Shaman. Anyway, we all agree. We need Rock over on our show.
02:35:27
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Rocky, before you agree to go over on their show, I would just like to let you know that their panel is full of Canadians. i don't know We have a Canadian once in a while and it's fine. i think he had of A lot of Canadians. One Canadian. One Canadian, just Steve. A lot of Canadians. He's actually going to be tough. Ottawa. You had Ottawa here earlier. i think we killed Ottawa.
02:35:52
Speaker
Yeah, I think he might be dead. when you went did you do kve i've seen I've seen up to three Canadians just not all at once. yeah I've seen up to like five Canadians all at once on the Lazy Shaman show. Well, there's only seven in the whole fucking country. so Exactly.
02:36:10
Speaker
Thank you, Moda. Every Canadian gets so pissed when I tell them that. I'm like, there's only 70. We don't care. And every Canadian is on the Lazy Shaman show. And it's not Shaman's fault. It's not Shaman's fault. It's Jedi's fault. And we still have extra room on panel because that's how few Canadians are.
02:36:27
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Jedi lives in South Canada. Also, Jedi is basically a Canadian. Do you really want to associate yourself with... Do you hear I'm out of the dog for saying shit like that? Yeah, pretty bad.
02:36:42
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I need to know how to communicate with you. I hate to bring you to the Jedi, but any communications through Rocky...
02:36:55
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Rock said he feels like the kid being torn between two parents and a divorce. i Oh, no! You know what? I'm pissed off. Christmas on the lazy assumption is going to be better than the fucking... I'm Rock Lee's advisor, his manager, his head of security, his spiritual advisor. Oh, you're something.
02:37:19
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and i am his And his daddy. And his coffee though. I found out tonight that apparently I'm his dad daddy. dad dad Papa Glick. His milk-toting daddy. Come over now, Strock. We need you more, and going to be more appreciated. jedi Jedi will never come home with the milk. I'm just... please know You know what? You didn't even ask that because he was lactose intolerant. Maybe he doesn't want no goddamn milk.
02:37:45
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Jedi is the milk. What are you talking about? know Especially the chocolate milk. Powdered milk. The powdered milk. Government milk, motherfucker. Government milk.
02:38:04
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He shows up the same time the cheese does, man. i know i have no I'm just picking on Canada, not Steve. Jersey. Oh, Canada. Where is my dad? phil is where is my dad ah model witness You know, I'll give you a swap you can have you go stand for that
02:38:25
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one i'm also a life coach are you my daddy are you my dady jesus christ you know i'll give you a s flop you can have shaman
02:38:39
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umman do go stand for that I well we won know my name is in the fucking you know let's let's let's do this like just let's let's do this do this like men yeah i i'll give you wait a minute wait actually it's not just fills a little bit so bra this paper Rocky is a number one overall draft pick.
02:39:05
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Shaman is the number one overall draft pick. I'll do an even swap. You can have Rocky. I'll take Shaman. And I'll even throw Britton.
02:39:16
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Okay, so i'm I'm taking Rock and Brittany, and then on the back end, I'm going to negotiate to get Shaman back. so you kind know Shaman comes here, and then on the back end, i have... For a minute. i I'm going to sprinkle your whole goddamn channel with gluten, and he won't be able to be there, so he'll have to go back here.
02:39:37
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No, this is a gluten-free chip. You two should just touch tips and have a sword fight. I actually have gluten. I actually have gluten. on the page we do. And you guys should all subscribe.
02:39:50
Speaker
yeah I actually have gluten guard around around my floor. I have super gluten that can get past it. No, you don't. You just have really weird gluten that you eat. I mean, that makes sense. I'm pretty sure that honey is not gluten-free.
02:40:04
Speaker
No, it is. It is. I'm pretty sure it's not. it's not kosher-friendly either. And you what? I'm going to put it all around the perimeter of your show. Listen, if the Jews won't eat it, then I won't eat it, all right?
02:40:16
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Yeah, exactly. So we're getting a bunch of Jewish food on the Lazy Shaman show after we make our trade so that Shaman comes back. What I heard was no pussy for you guys. Well, I will throw counting the money for Shaman. And then Shaman will come back.
02:40:31
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shaman come back but i'm not eating it all glick ah yeah apparently over here we got cockroaches we got deeper roni we got spam pizza and watermelon yeah so shaman's not gonna say what's up see watermelon and cockroaches i like it see that was sub jedi yes Shaman, I have Newports.
02:40:57
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he I have Newport longs. oh I have Newport extra longs. Fuck off, y'all. I got the fucking milk from 20 years ago, so fuck off. That's kind of cheesy. It's a little curdled, but you know.
02:41:15
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Yeah, who does the EBT? Either way, Lizzie's show gets everybody. We get them all. We can get the EBT. Glick, I'm not going to point out the obvious, man, that Jedi did throw out a little truth there, man. He is here, like, most Saturdays.
02:41:30
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And you don't go his show, so. Yeah. Go to his panel, I didn't yell that by him. Since well you've never been there, I've never had a chance to yell at you, you fucking liar. That's a lie.
02:41:43
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Yeah, it is a lie what you just said. You're right. I'm glad to be here. He's been there. You're just never there when he's been there. Oh, yeah. He's been gone to show up and take over the fucking panel. He's been there at least twice. At least twice he's come. Lazy Rock and the Shaman's Glick.
02:41:59
Speaker
Lazy Rock and the Shaman's Glick. Oh, God. I don't know how I feel about that. I don't know how I feel about it either, Johnny.
02:42:10
Speaker
I have been there. about how it feels now. Don't worry about how it feels after. You guys are pissing Fidel off. He's going to take over fucking Canada. Y'all better calm down. He's getting aroused. Somebody needs to get that fucking way to get out of control.
02:42:28
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and and And I have been there when Jedi wasn't there and Shaman said, you are the greatest co-host I've ever had here. Shaman should take more Fridays off. Or Jedi should take more Fridays off. That might be a quote.
02:42:40
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wonderful That might be a quote. You know what? That's fine. That's why I need Rocks. I ain't holding this bottle up for
Humorous Relationship Dynamics
02:42:48
Speaker
reason. Hell yeah. I'm not you even taking a drink of my vodka. I'm taking a fireball shot. Sorry, man. I'm just used to ignoring my kids, man. Sorry. yeah I got it, baby. You don't have to I'll do it. I'll do it to you.
02:43:04
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mother My bad son. You're already calling Shaman baby? Wow. Things are moving fast. i mo dog not one appear um has only you We right along. asshole hurts, man.
02:43:16
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you know finding out that we were now a married couple and we start one now we've already got two now we got two i know ah my my asshole hurts man oh i too oh lord un redheading come You know what you just self admitted that you're the wife of parents so as soon as As soon as I fucking said it I knew man ah yes What's going on james but I'm not a bottom I'm riding on top bitch Oh
02:43:52
Speaker
a little a little reverse MoDog, if you know what I mean. Right? Six, seven, six, seven. Wait, does MoDog go RawDog? What are we talking here?
02:44:07
Speaker
Well, we got fucking kids, so. he goes MoDog, okay? That's what he goes. He goes MoDog.
02:44:19
Speaker
Can we get back to you two arguing about co-hosts and shit and get the fuck off of me? Nope, nope, this is better. God damn it. had to fucking open my goddamn mouth, man. That's how Glick got in. show us on the doll where you were touched inappropriately doing downward facing modog you'd be fucking pointing everywhere and shit man here and here and here and here and here and here and here so what we're hearing is uh your dad never came back with the milk
02:45:03
Speaker
Why don't you come over here and lay down on my couch? No! That's how it happened before. i come home with a... Come lay down on my casting couch. well done His dad didn't come back. Can we keep him? Yeah. moving
02:45:21
Speaker
He was just running around in the yard. I just found him out in the yard. and I found him down by the creek. like
02:45:31
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and fucking way waiting in the water looking at the fish going 6-7 some white lady was standing on the other side of the bank going I told you not to hang around with them fuckers
02:45:51
Speaker
like i got I got a video that I played on my show last night and I thought it was fucking hilarious oh is it just your show now? okay Yeah, it's not yours. It's not yours. It's just yours. I always refer to it as my show when we talk about it. It's not a thing.
02:46:09
Speaker
I thought it was fucking hilarious, and nobody else did. I still think it's the funniest thing. I always say our show. Lazy. I thought it was our show. I say my show, and you say my show, too. Don't even lie to See how I got that shit off of me real quick? Yeah, you see, look at him. Look at him. That was expertly done.
02:46:35
Speaker
All right. Okay, okay. Let me know when you're ready, Glick. I'm going to play it. Okay, I'm ready. Oh, I got to bring it Yeah, that's... It's not some little Asian girl talking about doing her nails in the salon, is it?
02:46:50
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No, but it's funny. Konnichiwa! Konnichiwa!
02:46:54
Speaker
not that six seven Oh, this yeah this is this was good. This was funny. family guy funny and number two that means put know way sits in sam funny and fuck
02:47:07
Speaker
Number four. My mom tells me I'm very handsome boy, and she must be right because, like, every single time my parents leave the house, some girl will come over just to hang out with me. It's like I'm never home alone all because of what a fucking handsome boy I am. Number three. had my parents' baby in the house before was born. that's Mom and Dad, we didn't do a very good job, but I got in the motherfucking house! Number two. My baby's here.
02:47:39
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spell call feet move i ta you
02:47:44
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That's funny as fuck, right?
02:47:48
Speaker
thy drinking flow man night um i want to be that foot
02:48:01
Speaker
That good. I'm not going to lie. I wanted to hate it. Last night, everybody was just deadpan. They're like, no, I don't think that's funny at all. I thought it was a funny joke. No, said it was funny. Shit made it. It reminded me of the fucking Joe Rogan and the Theo Vaughn babies and shit. the Vaughn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. I think that shit's funny. don't know. It had a couple funny jokes in there. It did have couple funny jokes. What's Hoss?
02:48:23
Speaker
What's up, Hoss? What's up, Hoss? Are you the daddy are you the kid? Because apparently that's the theme of tonight's show. um I don't want this one. to be a boy hes uncle daddy Can we abort this one?
02:48:38
Speaker
Can we abort this one? Is your arm half ripped off? Oh, shit. Oh, that was bad. Sorry. That's not a good look, bro. No. Whoa. Whoa. got What happened to your face, man?
02:48:54
Speaker
Why you got a hanger sticking out of your head, man? what's going on man you just You just went back in time. You're 12 now, man. Oh, dude, don't tell me you you like put your head on backwards and look like a llama.
02:49:07
Speaker
No. Dude, Lama Guts is one of the funniest video series on YouTube. Don't spit on me, bro. Wait a minute. You got to do the Peter Griffin voice just with split second. I'm not trying to be Glick, though. I ain't pushing your buttons. Whatever you want.
02:49:23
Speaker
All right, you bastard. What's going on here? Okay, the beard didn't affect it at all. You good. Yeah, you shaved your face. You shaved your hair. What's going on, man? Did you get a haircut or did you just ah you just comb it all forward?
02:49:36
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straight I straightened it. He straightened it. Yeah, he took them hours and got to use care team treatments and everything. The next question is why? Just to see what it would look like. Just for shits and giggles? That's cool.
02:49:51
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Wow. Are you going be on Dumb and Dumber 3?
02:49:57
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yeah i just I just want to know what his name is. and look Do you think you look better with your you look better with your beard or without you Oh, absolutely. I've never even seen him without it, but I can tell you absolutely. oh oh man i could show you He absolutely has to look better with his beard. i'm better with my beard i not You think you look better with your beard?
02:50:16
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Did you donate your beard to somebody that can't grow one? Johnny is the reason why I shaved my falls hair because he told me that if I shave it constantly, it'll grow in thicker.
02:50:30
Speaker
That's a lifestyle. Yeah. that's a largetail So he just got you to shave your face for nothing. Yeah, try that on your balls and see how it works. And then i then it ain't worked for me yet, man. I'm trying to tell you. I just cut half of mine off yesterday, man.
02:50:50
Speaker
Half your balls? Is that new, Robbie? Private chat, is that new? no that's the same one you've ignored putting in your phone for seven oh so you think i'm so like you think are you think june I just realized I already had rocks number. I didn't even fucking remember
02:51:14
Speaker
i think i got you too right you know what i'm saying six I texted you or something, didn't I? When know william see me on the panel, just assume that I've been drinking heavily. Okay? You can't remember you don't know member shit.
02:51:27
Speaker
okay God damn. I just texted that too. i was like, oh fuck, I didn't even realize already had your number. Yeah, that's ah that's the same number that i already had, right, Rock?
02:51:38
Speaker
I'll call him right now. He'll look at his phone. Who the fuck is this? who Who's this motherfucker? I totally forgot I had your number. Okay, next Friday, Rock, I'm sending you the fucking link. I'm sending you the StreamYard link, and you better get up there and fucking hang out with us. It's it's not next Friday. It's Friday.
02:51:59
Speaker
It's the closest Friday to us. Okay? Well, that would have been the one yesterday. Yeah. No, it's like Price is Right. Now, you didn't clarify going forward. You want me to join you in the past, is what you're saying. Rocky, you know, as your friend, you're going to say... Back to future, bro.
02:52:20
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Megan's got a card. I can help you with that. she knows. As your friend, Rocky, you know, I know you're... The Hornian. and and and you and you eventually got an album coming out and you got some stuff you're working on, it would really hurt your career if if you went on a Friday. Yeah, Glick's to hold you back, though. You could be great. You could be great. But Glick is holding you back.
02:52:44
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Glick is not, man. I have nothing but Rocky's best interest in mind. d though able to if it was just Shaman, I would say 100%, but, you know, Jedi, yeah. You know, Jedi says that he has alopecia. That's what he did. Shaved eyebrows. We've all seen American history. My eyebrows were not affected by him. My eyebrows are the only hair i got, motherfucker. Exactly. Exactly. God damn it. mean, I've never had much eyebrows. They're not even saying real hair.
02:53:17
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but He drew them on with a fucking marker. He got animated as fuck about that shit like that quick. that's that quick Not my eyebrows, motherfucker. you it's a marker Calm down, Charlie Brown. It's a marker. you Take my eyes, but not eye eyebrows. look those those buttons i'm just saying I'm just saying. The reason he wears a hoodie is because he's got a lot of tattoos on his body that would probably offend a few people on this panel.
02:53:43
Speaker
I mean, okay, does like a full-size swastika on your back make people offended? I don't even know. I don't know. I'm not the judge of what does and doesn't offend people. just said it may or may not.
02:53:56
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The only good taster in this panel is Fidel. I mean dictator. I was just going to say, it depends on how fucking offended they can be, Glick.
02:54:09
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ah Johnny Bungs, did you not hear what you just said? i did. ah guess My apologies. My apologies. He's going to know how it fucking happens.
02:54:22
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my My apologies. You're going to make him taste your dick, right? That's right. you go to know how it works What the fuck did I just come back to right Everybody with Mickey Mouse tattooed on her dick, stand up.
02:54:32
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I didn't even know Brittany was here. hi How we doing? Hey,
02:54:39
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Johnny, stand too. Yeah, let's go fuck about I said Mickey, not Minnie, motherfucker. Oh, shit. And now we got him down there in the fucking corner. God damn it. What did you to him, Fidel?
02:54:54
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Why did you make this do him? I made him fucking love me, okay? I'm so distraught. Look what you did to I made him love me. Look what you did to him. Look what you did to him. Look at him. He does. He said, if you shave your face, your mustache will grow in like mine. Why did you straighten your hair? You look like a fucking lesbian librarian.
02:55:12
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Oh my god, damn like Dumb and dumber You need to curl it up again bro oh that's That's two dumb and dumber comments if Somebody else said it when you were gone Britt Where were you at man You were gone the whole thing You motherfuckers made him get off camera Shit look is' crying Baby come back You can blame it all on lazy These fuckers made me pull out the hard stuff britney And you weren't here to help me out
02:55:42
Speaker
No, he's not. oh He's talking anal sex again. I was joking, bro. I was joking. It's all right. i'm gonna be on I'm going to be on Lazy and Shaman show this Friday.
02:55:56
Speaker
Damn right, bro. Let's fucking go. Application went through. Congratulations. Application went through. And not only that, but they said I can be a mascot on the TV show.
02:56:08
Speaker
I mean on the show as well. What are you, a teddy bear? Dude, you don't want to be the mascot they're talking about. Dogg, don't you mind your own goddamn business? i um I've never been so disappointed in my entire life. Oh man, that is my worst nightmare, hearing my dad say that I was disappointed. Dead one. Dead one.
02:56:33
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did you look down while it was cold? I'm still proud of you. I'm still proud of you, son. Thanks, Arjun. There we go. I'm proud of you spreading your spreading your wings, man.
02:56:45
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I thought you were going to say legs for a minute. Oh my gosh, look at that photo. Donnie, what was you doing, man? What the fuck?
02:57:00
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Nightmare fuel. Nightmare fuel. Yeah, I don't like that. It looks like... To be honest, though... What is Luigi's evil brother?
02:57:13
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Waluigi. You know Waluigi? Yeah. You know what, though? Scotto makes fucking a bunch of fucking pictures of me, so I can't even...
02:57:25
Speaker
What the fuck is that? That would be what that did to me, okay? Johnny Bongs is just a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, okay? but johnny yeah know There's so much graphics on that, you can't even see the twist on your... What the fuck is that? bye Shaman.
02:57:41
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Everybody, come on right now. He's back. Back again. Shaman's back. Hello, friend. Oh, sorry, Britt. wherever We're over here button mashing together.
02:57:54
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where rocky and i are what bri Well, you guys are mashing your buttons together, huh? Yeah, well, that would that was my next OnlyFans episode. You're going to so well on the Lazy and Chalmers show. They've evolved from touching tips.
02:58:14
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Rocky, I don't know if i don't know if we could if we could have you on the Lazy Glicks OnlyFans. I'm so seriously disappointed in you right now. I thought I raised you better. I thought Moe Dogg and I raised you better, but apparently we went wrong somewhere.
02:58:27
Speaker
Well, I've been gone getting milk, so... I mean, you make me cut as cheese, but it's fine. I'm just a single dad with four kids. like Last time I saw Rocky, he looked like that baby. It was on a that comedian fucking stage, man. Oh,
02:58:44
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God damn. I'm trying to find... Freaking Johnny Bonds. Freaking shit. Okay, so Rock, I'm legitimately excited that you're going to come on next week. This week. I'm not going to say three weeks ago you said the same thing to you, Jedi. so You know what? I probably did. God damn it, Rock.
02:59:06
Speaker
We're going to tell everybody. Tori, Tori, sing. going, Rock. You know what, though? That's the unevolved version of that fucking thing. Let me see. hey' great i i'm just I'm just jealous that dude's cock's so big.
02:59:25
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That's what you call a sweet pea. Gives Flick the Bean a whole new meaning. It does. It really does. Hold on. Let me find my's my... Okay, wait, wait. okay this is real This is the evolved version of what what what he just showed. There we go. Oh, that's sick. See? Look. look yeah Yeah. I got lingerie and everything. and it's not Sweet P. Let's not say that. My grandma used to call me Sweet P. I don't like that. Oh, shit. start keep me Sorry, P. Sorry, Britt. No, we're going to call you Sweet B for Brittany. Kayla's watching this shit off camera like, what the actual fuck? Yeah. Kayla's...
03:00:12
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so is
03:00:15
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Crossing in between multiverses right now. There's frosting in between multiverses. It's like a gingerbread house. This is how he built the fucking roof. The roof. The roof. Six, seven. Six, seven. Let penis burn.
03:00:38
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bird oh Sorry, wrong song. Wrong song. My bad. Only when he pees. I was singing the Rock Lee version. Only when he pees. That's what I was saying. They got a pill for that, man.
03:00:53
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Poor thing. They have a medical procedure for that, I heard. Tony Bones is a fucking weird. Not in fucking Cuba. What fuck are you wearing, Blake?
03:01:05
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I don't know. Your mom picked it out. Johnny, how about them bills, Johnny? Same as yours picked out mine. Come on now. What about the bills today? Yeah, how about them bills, Johnny? Both of y'all can go suck a dick. All right? they They can suck each other's dicks. Go 69 each other, okay?
03:01:25
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Yeah. Why do they do that when they get fix step and You guys are going to piss him off. He's going to shut down all the fucking government-controlled fucking grocery stores. Calm down. I want no one put be i' freak you there nobody nobody will. food for you. even longer.
03:01:45
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No more skedegos. No more bologna sandwiches. No nothing. I fear you. I don't fear you. I'm leading a revolution. Yeah.
03:01:55
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The fuck? That's because I haven't done nothing to your butt yet, okay?
03:02:01
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He said that's because I haven't done nothing to your butt yet. Johnny, do you have a coat on and no shirt? What are you doing, man? something yeah You trying to bring sexy back to communism? What are you doing, man? It's getting steamy in here. Come on now. You heard what he just said about his butt. What do you think he's wearing underneath his head? I think I saw you in the park one time, man. What do you think's happening here?
03:02:33
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Whatever you think is happening here, I think you're 50% correct. um up here Thank you, Jersey. yeah ha from filmland jersey Jersey out there modding her ass off. Don't mod it all off, baby.
03:02:49
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I like that ass. Johnny's favorite profile picture. Hoss, you're next. Hoss, he's going make you shave again tomorrow, man. Shut the fuck up. Johnny doesn't like the way that Hoss's beard fell on his thighs.
03:03:06
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giant like that way there lot time beards oh and disgu
03:03:12
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It will happen. We're going to try again. We're going to try again and it will happen. Wait, what? Wait, what? You're goingnna try what again and what will happen?
03:03:25
Speaker
Uh, to Haas. Haas, show us on the doll where Fidel Balms touched you. Yeah. Go ahead, Haas. You didn't touch me nowhere. No, I want you to. I want you to, Haas. Okay.
03:03:40
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This is it just like... after an minute episode of johnny me and it started to say like johnny Johnny slips into this fucking personality and I get a little worried, man. How you doing, Johnny? My name is Chris Hansen. I wish you'd go the house's house. I see you brought some Zima and cheese pizza.
03:03:59
Speaker
I feel like some small country is about be invaded. What are these condom roofies doing in your bag? It's not a country. It's going to be in invaded. It's going to be invaded.
03:04:12
Speaker
Johnny's going to try to roll up to my house listening to Trill Sammy. Yep. yeah Sounds like he's going to have more invasion here before long, Haas. The dial that people will point on? I'm going to show you the dial, Pop.
03:04:24
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Oh, wow. I'm going to put you through a fucking coffee table, motherfucker. I feel dirty. I'm going to use you to take out a staircase. So, has has the engagement already happened? When are you guys getting married? but we We're still deciding that.
03:04:39
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No. Yeah, we are. We are. I don't know. had to wind his face real quick. He did. He got that, right? He was grinning from ear to ear, man.
03:04:51
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yeah it's It's going to happen. It's going to be extravagant, too. Are we all invited? Hey, he will be You will be. nice Nice. We're going to record the honeymoon and you guys can watch that too.
03:05:04
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shooting up in the air like the ah how does the and the good We're it. We're going to hold it we're gonna hire another mess cameras hey we're we're working out we're working out only fans shit right now Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
03:05:27
Speaker
Modong already has a a gig as a ah yeah photographer and filmographer. you want to i don't I don't know if he has time to assist you two weirdos. Try me. You want to drop your pants now or later, Hoss?
03:05:43
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God damn. cool you save This for the four tall so shit got serious quick, man. Fucking test me, i like that
03:05:55
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the Jedi, what are you doing off camera and where are your fucking hands? Hey, um I feel like we're all going to be implicated in a grape case.
03:06:07
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Grapes are yummy. Come on now. Grapes are yummy. Grapes are yummy. That's how you make grape juice. God damn.
03:06:18
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yeah We're talking prison grape, not grape juice. Johnny, I'm seeing a side of you I've never seen before, man Wow. Johnny hoy a ro now yeah is now. I am getting aroused. Thank you, Carmen. Johnny's is direct as fuck.
03:06:33
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It happens sometimes. It happens sometimes. You can see him at McDonald's. Goddamn lion on the Sahara Desert. I made Ronald back the fuck away. Yeah. yeah don't Don't play into the play place when Johnny's there. here Ronald doesn't do happy meals anymore after I got done.
03:06:53
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Don't shit my house. They're unhappy meals. Brittany's over there talking to people in her room that don't really exist. know I'm telling you, there's a door opening up on this door. Oh, shit. I heard that.
03:07:11
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Hello. Hello, Brittany. I like it. That's a on strict is a good thing yeah' absolutely the closet storage area what about the call but it just like open up man the lat ah that's a kink on pornhub man women gettingtin done by like ghosts and shit hello
03:07:43
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filming It's about to happen. was singing in a scary movie with what's her name? Fuck this. You're freak. but you remember would say remember i seen in scary movie with yeah what's your name yeah is gonna be most like fuck this you free I just find it funny that Brittany is like staring at fucking door scared shitless. I need to go check to make sure. Oh my god. We're about to witness a home invasion. Take a weapon with you and not the dildo.
03:08:18
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since This is going to great for a radio. a home invasion. Of course, Glick will say that. definitely, bro. It's going to go viral. Glick's like, drag him over to the bed so we can see. see yeah you think Come over here and home invade me. I mean, we what? in beta camera don't help It don't help us if it happens off camera.
03:08:44
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It was just the cat. The pussy always does it, man. If you don't have the video, it didn't happen. That ain't the first door pussy's opened. I hope it was at least.
03:08:55
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He walked around. The Niners are getting smoked right now. yeah Are they? 34-6. What quarter are they in? Third. I'm not even watching it. I forgot they played in it. That's part problem. They're playing the Seahawks, right? Yes. Oh, shit. Megan's lighting off every fingernail she's got. Okay.
03:09:17
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that's part of my problem they're playing the seahawks right yes oh shit begging biting off everything else she's got
03:09:27
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and My ex-fiance was a 49ers fan, so I'm like... oh a
03:09:35
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Oh. GAY! At that point, you should have realized that he probably wasn't the one for you. That's why I broke up? It was at this point he knew. It had nothing to do with What do you think, guys? Johnny's all roused.
03:09:57
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Yeah, Johnny. how he's looking at the camera. Johnny's super... We'll just put that right there. How you doing? doing Hey, Johnny. A lot better now that you're back. Oh, jeez. Calm down, Brittany.
03:10:11
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Look at me. Look at me. Look at that. I'm aroused now. I am making things happen. I'm proud of that. It's called making moves. hey Making moves. Making moves.
03:10:25
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yeah i mean Yeah, click. want to see what do they feel like? Whatever. you cat come on You better calm down, sunshine. You barking up the wrong tree. you bill He's about to climb that tree.
03:10:40
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hear the bark off your tree.
03:10:45
Speaker
Streamyard kicked me. What did you say? It was probably a...
03:10:54
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I think it was one too many 6-7s. Papa Moe Dog left. He said he was going to get milk. God damn it, you beat me to it. God damn it, I'm going to wash off. The two dads and the mom can sit up on my food. God damn it.
03:11:15
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dan i'm going to washha the two dads and the mom to sit up got him too hot guys ah dam it He's gotta go wash all fucking Hoss's beard hair off of him.
03:11:29
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Why you keep moving everybody around, goddammit? Definitely below wait what brittanney i was putting mu mo doggan mean the ah the left side i was trying to put i was trying to put moog and i moog andized children below us that's jesus christ now rocky's on crack britney's having an aneurysm this is not me i i can't claim it you have control britney's hands are up on the screen im up too and the other put me on the left side i don't like being on the right side fucking democrat
03:12:14
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ah
03:12:23
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I'm talking you, Lazy. This is more ridiculous. Why can't have the actual people apart, like, up top? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about?
03:12:35
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What? what The actual network on top. This is is why we can't have nice things. This is why we can't have nice things. I just want the Brady Bunch song to start playing.
03:12:47
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The Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch.
03:12:52
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I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes. That's the T-Move version. and He's got his pink comb. You really are just... That's the only thing that's available, okay? yeah cost as your As your friends, we're telling you that that's not the look for you.
03:13:20
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Bro, your hair looks like a depressed palm tree. Bring the front. bro No, fuck that, bro. You look like a Chad, bro. Fuck this. You're stud. You're a stud. Stay in the house and save some pussy for us, man. The fuck? Yeah, save some pussy for hand on the of by stu I mean the and the lesbian you joined the panel, that's when came back.
03:13:49
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What? She had a camera off, her mic was muted, and then as soon as you popped up, she was back. Yeah. That's got to be a good sign. Yeah, basically, Tom and called you a dyke.
03:14:02
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Jersey said, no offense, I thought you were wearing a Timu wig. What the fuck? Dyke, dyke, baby. Not a dyke. I thought you had that triggered Trump hat on. 8515. 8515.
03:14:14
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in fact when When's the last time you were clean shaven on your face, Hoss? How long has it been? Today. Like 24 hours.
03:14:25
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No. hey ha No. That's not what i mean ah that's
03:14:34
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I meant. How long before the last 24 hours has it been since you like shaved your face? The day before. What? Shut up.
03:14:47
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Shut up, Shaman. Nobody knows what your face even looks like. ah ah um Shut up, Jedi. Let me laugh.
03:14:59
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Johnny Bong's chair does not approve. It doesn't. It's looking directly at Shaman. like that's the That's the real Johnny Bong. Yeah. yeahs he when When he looks at me like that, I know I i need to get it in line, and I went too far.
03:15:14
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Yeah, he did. apologize. I just want to know what it is that he does. He just disappears lot. Do you really want to know, though? Some things you don't want the answers to. I actually do want the answers to. Well, you know what? He's been real grapey today, and I don't know I want the answer to that.
03:15:34
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He's super freaky. Super freak. Super freak. Two girls, one cup. Oh, fuck. That's gross. You should have seen Rock Lee's reaction to it earlier.
03:15:51
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but Big Hoss. Jersey said just as some friendly advice, respectfully, Hoss, throw that straightener the fuck away. yeah Your curly hair is part of your charm. this this Yeah, dude. Leave him alone, man. He looks real fucking pretty right now. Don't take that away from him. You shut your mouth. We're his real friends. we're trying Yeah, Shaman. I just want to tip him upside down and mop the floor when he looks like that.
03:16:18
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Now I feel bad. Now I'm thinking he came on here thinking everybody's going to like, God damn, that's a great look, hope You and i hope not yeah you're fucking hurt you guys are bull um not bold fucking like, with this curly hair i will say as a female you better with your curly hair oh I'm
03:16:44
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As a female, I will say I like it straight. Oh, shit. ah so i wouldn you like He likes your hair the opposite of what he is.
03:16:56
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like i will feel terrible if it turns out that Haas did that thinking that it would look better and that Fidel didn't make him do it. but you know It's okay to experiment when you're young. like It's just hair. I don't dye my beard. Shut your slur mouth.
03:17:15
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I haven't said that in a while. It's funny, you say it's just hair, but apparently some people at a different location than mine must not be trimming their beard enough.
03:17:27
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So communication came through. there like The big director guy of Florida is like, if anybody is basically out of dress code for their beards, I'm going to try to get the beard taken away like permanently.
03:17:42
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And I told my boss, I was like, I'll quit. I just want you to know that. Like, straight up, I'll fucking leave. I was like, I'm out. Yeah, I've turned down jobs where they're like, you to shave your beard. And I'm like, yeah, I'm good.
03:17:54
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Or they put, like, a hairnet on it. No, no, i don't I don't work with food. That's that's only important, Brittany. oh Hey, what? Yeah. Shucks.
03:18:06
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Let's keep the crabs out. Plus, if I shaved my beard, where would you have a crabby jacket? I would be so cold in there.
03:18:18
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There we go. There we go. Haas is back. There we go. Haas is back. Haas is back. With the fur. Much better, man. I also told all the employees, though, that if that happens, they'll be quitting, too.
03:18:33
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with Rock said, God damn, white people can do that with their hair? me how to do this but you took your you took your ear You took your ears off, You couldn't hear us all cheering for you. Hell yeah, there's
03:18:50
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That's what I'm talking about. i great good job, Haas. Now you're fucking ugly. ah You should have kept the the straight hair, bro. You know what, Shaman? You shut your dirty whore mouth. Haas just nailed it right now. He was texting Johnny Bong saying, you motherfucker. Oh, shit. It's the paintbrush for me. You look like a licked candle.
03:19:14
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You know, if it hasn't been changed that, maybe maybe it is a fucking wig. Maybe he's done that the way, though. Yes. Yes, Queen. Yes. this is yes queen yes we over there' He's like a cheesy poof. here. a cheesy it,
03:19:36
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i love it ho that's way better way better good hush We say that because we're your real friends. And, you know, it takes a lot because usually Shaman and I are always on the same team and we're always backing each other up. But you're way out line tonight, Shaman. Yeah, you both play ball for the same team. We get it.
03:19:56
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Well, sometimes Shaman just has to be devil's advocate, you know? awesome and and all In all reality, I bet the chicks love your fucking hair, man. I bet they love just like they got up running their fingers. No, they don't. yeah They don't.
03:20:12
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The guys do though. Come on, Miles. Yeah, you and Shaman do. I got a girlfriend. You got girlfriend? Fuck yeah.
03:20:23
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What's his name?
03:20:27
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Steve. You know my dog. Steve. Steve. Is he from Canada? Is he hanging with Jedi on Friday nights?
03:20:42
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She don't like just sitting there running her fingers through your hair and shit? Yeah. Yeah, she does. Yeah, she does. His ball throws even bigger than that. Does the little curly thing?
03:20:52
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so Girls are used to doing that with their fingers. Yeah, yeah we're we're used to doing that to your buttholes. yeah Not mad oh man I'm just saying When you use her thighs as earmuffs She can pretend like she's a 70s porn star I yeah needed to floss anyway Come up like win ah I'm here you You can floss all your teeth at the same time that's Man you know what fuck you motherfuckers Cause the shit I grew up with when I was a teenager I ain't mad at it. The wilderness must be explored. I ain't at it. be like Part, part. yeah Oh, hello. There you are. Of course the Sasquatch is going to say that. You got to explore the world. I got a comb.
03:21:44
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Part the Red Sea like i'm fucking Moses. thank I feel like there's only so much I could say. Probably. i don't know Really? if you Really, Brandon? I feel like there's nothing you should ever say. Well, pubes help with sweat. Yeah, they also give crabs something to hold on to. Yeah, exactly.
03:22:01
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well puups help with sweat
03:22:05
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yeah they help they also they also give crabs something to hold onto yeah and cuic life Like a fucking lifeboat. Every crab just holding on like it's a fucking beanstalk. There was 80-year-old woman. I had this friend that worked at Pizza Hut, but he was also empty, and he had to go to this old lady's house because she had, like, fallen and she couldn't get up. and yeah loved i loved her i loved her commercials.
03:22:30
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You know how they have to, like, cut off clothes to, like, It's just a poof. Well, yes, there were like crabs jumping off of her pubes and shit like that. And she's like an 80-year-old fucking woman. It's pretty bad when the crabs are abandoning ship. What's bad is the crabs were like 60 years old themselves. How scary was her vagina if the crabs were trying to get out of there? I don't know. Oh, my God. It was 1492 down there.
03:22:59
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they're like fine bro there it was fourteen ninety two down there They were just looking for new lands. Wow. It's so gross. All right. I broke the seal. I'll be right back. yeah Oh, she's going to piss every five minutes now. she She's got to go check for crabs. guys you got to leave.
03:23:18
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They cut her pants open and they were like, six, seven, six, seven. That's how many crabs jumped off. Yeah.
03:23:28
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Damn.
03:23:32
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Now we got two empty chairs. What are Glick and Fidel doing? I think I'm going to have to go check for crabs. that you know know
03:23:42
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I'm out of here. I guess I got to make a fucking bourbon now. Yeah, you do, bro. Get into the real shit. Let's go. Yeah, one that i'm some fire about oh yeah. Oh, drinking Fireball? Maybe I'll drink Fireball with it.
03:23:57
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yeah i like I like Fireball. It just gives me fucking heartburn. I actually have a new bottle of Fireball. I don't know why i keep buying Fireball.
03:24:05
Speaker
Yeah, don't... I actually like the taste of Fireball. propaganda. It just gives me fucking heartburn, man. It does for me a little bit, too. That's why i don't know keep fucking buying it. What's up, Chris? How you doing, man?
03:24:18
Speaker
What's up, Chris?
03:24:21
Speaker
You get my shit, Chris Technician? Chris, we need you to run to Walmart and buy up all the 6-7 t-shirts they have. Yeah, Chris. Come on. Let's get on this shit immediately. We have a fucking business game plan we're working on.
03:24:34
Speaker
Yep, and we're going to fucking upcharge an an additional 50%. We're going to resell them. Yep. Nonsensical Shaman 6-7 shirts. There you go. Just leave me out. I'm the one that started it at all, but whatever.
03:24:47
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It's all good. Hashtag Modog at the bottom. you know my Asterisk. you No, asterisk at the bottom. Asterisk Modog. We would never treat you that way at the Lazy and Shaman show. That's right. i don't I don't get treated like that on Friday nights at that other network.
03:25:02
Speaker
Bullshit. I mean... like this offer seem real enticson I mean, on that other network, or it's not even a network, on that other streaming show. yeah It's what you call an actual show. yeah i mean, are you allowed to call their significant others by the wrong name? ah No. No, you got a good point. But I then murdered his significant other. Never mind.
03:25:27
Speaker
Jesus Christ. Hey, we we have a good name. Shaman's got a dog but i that's a fit bull that identifies as chihuahua. I'm not messing with that guy.
03:25:39
Speaker
hey Adoption's business. You ever seen a chihuahua? Nuts like a fucking gorilla? Yeah, and it's and it's supposedly a female chihuahua with nuts. It's a female pit bull, but it's an actual chihuahua.
03:25:59
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Just the opposite of Brittany. It backs out of the room and opens the doors with its balls and shit.
03:26:05
Speaker
Wait, Brittany does that too. yeah oh yeah, he said opposite. No, I'd do that. I was talking about your pussycat opening the door. Never mind. Never mind.
03:26:20
Speaker
She opens the door with her balls, okay? is that She actually was like, no, I do that. Wait, do male cats have balls? yeah ah Yeah. I open it with my cocks.
03:26:36
Speaker
I've never seen them. Yeah, you can milk them. Yeah, you can milk them. I've never seen balls on a cat. That's why i asked. That was random as fuck, but that was an honest question. all those cats You got balls on the cat. You know what?
03:26:47
Speaker
I think every male in any species has some gonads at the very least. Are they tucked up inside or some shit? no No. I've never seen balls on a cat.
03:26:59
Speaker
They're out the back. Most people get their cat spayed or nude because of fucking Bob Barker. Well, that's true. You got to be over a certain age to get that joke. they got my ahead Obviously, I got it.
03:27:13
Speaker
My age is showing. Is that what you're telling me? what i mean you know Yeah. get your at stateter new Dude when I was sick as a kid and I stayed home. That's what I watched all fucking day i say Bob Barker that's americanin hero American hero um yeah Bob Ross isn't it you should hold grass was great deal bob bob also is down the bottom left corner We're just gonna paint a happy little tree over here next to these cat balls
03:27:43
Speaker
yeah anybody named bob in the ninety s is pretty cool have you Have you seen the new all the memes coming out with Bob Ross now? Where he's talking to talk he's doing his little painting and putting his happy trees on, but he's talking shit. He's like, and over here i'm going to put this little happy tree, because right underneath that's where I banged your fucking mom.
03:28:01
Speaker
I've seen one and two of them, but not a lot of them, but that's funny. there Yeah, there's a bunch of them out there. Well, no, dog, you know why he was such a quiet painter, right? Why he whispered. when he painted. He was in the military.
03:28:15
Speaker
He was like a big sergeant, corporal, whatever. yeah And Mr. Rogers was a snake in the Marine. He was tired of yelling at people, so that's why he talked all quiet.
03:28:26
Speaker
I did not know that. Is that true? Is that true? Yeah. I did not know that. No, I'm not sure if that's why he talked that way, but it's true that he was in the military and he was up there. It's just the same thing about Mr. Rogers.
03:28:40
Speaker
yeah mis roger mis roger yeah yeah Yeah, I did not know that. doing Well, fuck. with with Days complete. I learned something new. From the youngest one here. Right? Haas is definitely younger than you, Brick. Yeah, think Haas, yeah.
03:28:58
Speaker
You old bitch. You old bitch. You old crab infested slore. The crabs are jumping ship. insane Yeah. Yeah. I'm on the panel because you've been rocking younger than you.
03:29:18
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Really? How old are you, Rock? Yeah.
03:29:26
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That motherfucker sold he got dementia. He don't even hear us, man. rock come on I got a request for this song to make. and ah I didn't know what softcore was.
03:29:40
Speaker
That's what you and your wife do. That's what they can only show boobs on Cinemax. I don't want to hear anything about song requests because i don't know. My Sasquatch song isn't done yet.
03:29:55
Speaker
I'm getting paid $800 for this. I don't care. with you line What are you paying him, Glick? ah Yeah, are you paying him? Oh, you know, day. hundred bucks so thats eight hundred bucks So that's like the people in the photography world that are like, you can do this shit for you. You can get your word. a Bitch, I've been doing this for 16 years. I don't need to shoot you to get my fucking word out in the community.
03:30:23
Speaker
look whom I do get a free OnlyFans subscription. That's month. I i don't see anybody else promoting rock andqueeia Well, somebody paid me $800. think somebody did something.
03:30:41
Speaker
Yeah, but I don't know what the hell is it. like Most people pick like something that they know I'm good at. I don't even know what the fuck softcore is. i'm like I had to Google it. That's what was sitting there doing. I'm sorry. listen Bro, softcore is when they do porn, but they only show boobs. They don't show bottoms.
03:30:59
Speaker
It's music. I think he's got a proposition to make a fuck flick, man. I don't think he read the fine print, Rock. Softcore is what we used to sneak out the living room and watch on Skinamax on Friday and Saturday. Exactly, Skinamax. That is softcore. There we go. Or HBO and you didn't have a subscription, so it was all snowy and shit. You had to watch and see a boob every now and then peek through. Fucking get the fucking antennas. Rabbit ear antennas. I know what you're trying to say. You put tinfoil around them bitches. Well, I was just about to say that. Put tinfoil on them. Yep.
03:31:35
Speaker
And if you lived in my house, your dad had you go up on a fucking roof and move shit around to get a better signal. You want to see them tits. You'd hear him yelling up there, right there, don't move! Don't move.
03:31:47
Speaker
he was in there take on this was That was facts. He me do that shit all the time.
03:31:55
Speaker
so but that was known This is where I this is i was like searching on the side. Oh, now he's going to play his music and show us what he's doing. I'm not playing anything. I was just searching for the fuck softcore music.
03:32:08
Speaker
Let's get a better understanding what the hell it is. We knew what softcore porn is. It's more like melodic. and ah yeah look but Let the white nerdy guy tell us what it is. It's like a Lifetime movie with Cleavage.
03:32:24
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. That's the best way to describe it, actually. Yeah, but what does music have to do with that? That's why I was confused. Well, you know, when you motorboat the moves, it makes a sound. That's music.
03:32:39
Speaker
Again, Rocky, like your other dad already told you, you just got propositioned and stuck her into shooting a porn. in honor bun getting you You didn't find it weird? They're like, when you play the song, we need you to be on set, butt naked, totally hard.
03:32:56
Speaker
that it That didn't stick out to you? Diddy was hosting those parties that they needed the softcore music for. Yeah, bring your own oil. Oh, cool. No, in fact, don't bring your oil. You heard him, Britt. You heard him.
03:33:11
Speaker
that makes you the mind oh in fact don't bring your own oil you hurt him brit you heard him
03:33:19
Speaker
No, no, no, no. Shut up. Shut up. get admitted um Shut the fuck up. Nope. Shut up. yep Speaking of shutting up. He's not a bottom.
03:33:35
Speaker
He's a writer. He's a writer. like Kind of like with that contract you just got, Rock. See look see me trying to change the subject here? Oh, you taught him the reverse Modog, and that's how he got the $800. Nice.
03:33:50
Speaker
nice Look, a father has to pass something down to his offspring. Got to leave a legacy behind, man. Primo move. If you can master it like Modog, if you can master the reverse Modog, you know.
03:34:03
Speaker
It's getting tougher the older I get, man. It's rough on the knees, man. just saying. Fuck. but As a husband in this relationship, I say, ahead. He's like,
03:34:15
Speaker
What was the what you asking before all of that? Sorry. it's weird I don't know. We got lost on soft core. We totally went off track, man. Hey, guys. My mom's telling me that it's past my bedtime.
03:34:30
Speaker
so Hi, mom. I'll see you later. don't know whose boots those are under her bed. mo load I didn't hear that.
03:34:46
Speaker
Take care, Shaman. Have a good one, man. Much love, brother. Well,
03:34:56
Speaker
I guess I'm going to make a bourbon. I'll be right back. Are you shutting this down soon, Glick? but No, like two and a half hours. Oh, okay. all I'll be right back. say Is this your first time?
03:35:08
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only see if On top.
03:35:15
Speaker
He's normally a power bottom. ah He's a writer. He's not a bottom. Shut up, Jedi.
03:35:23
Speaker
Shut up. Let me go make my fucking bourbon, damn it. She said, this ain't fucking Delta Airlines, motherfucker. ah You know in Pennsylvania there are so
03:35:46
Speaker
it's pick a success much let go call fuck you done haven't even opened up that fileis in a while you know in pennsylvania there are so many of those saquash like wooden things you know Like everywhere. And in Maryland, too. There's so many wooden Sasquatches. Those are called trees, Brittany.
03:36:08
Speaker
it That was stupid. Why did I even laugh at that? because it It makes sense. i'll be I'll be suing for using my likeness.
03:36:20
Speaker
Well, i showed you. We have a magnet up in our refrigerator of that You know, I appreciate that you have no big first I do do have bigfoot pajamas
03:36:32
Speaker
yeah oh god damn foreign has't it you know i have no big twist i do have i do have bigfoot pajamis Is it a onesie?
03:36:44
Speaker
No, I wish. He just thumps right in his head going, rawr. Rawr. Rawr. I'm a big fan. Can you hear that, guys?
03:36:56
Speaker
I'm just kidding. Oh, yeah. Play it again. I like it.
03:37:04
Speaker
you can yeah play it again like get okay I'm a Sasquatch, please take a watch. This is Bigfoot, don't do the shit. Happy day, man.
03:37:14
Speaker
They call me Godzilla. I'm in Africa, get comfortable. I'm a Sasquatch, please take a watch. This is Bigfoot, don't do the shit.
03:37:26
Speaker
Happy day, man. They call me Godzilla. I'm in Africa, get comfortable. Cover your ears. Noise warnings.
03:37:36
Speaker
The flight takes off. Son of a bitch! I'm not ready!
03:37:46
Speaker
your' noise awarding the plug takes off
03:38:09
Speaker
So last time I didn't play all of this, but was just getting a chance to hear little bit more than did. You know, you didn't play at all.
03:38:21
Speaker
Love the guitar.
03:39:00
Speaker
and night man So that's why I was asking if you want it, like, if you wanted me to make his verse part of it or if it just needs to be like a full drop. Just do whatever you want, man. I give you full artistic creativity. Do your thing.
03:39:17
Speaker
the job gave me a little bit of chills is that good chill britney yeah it's it's actually it's it's a real song it's uh ice tea did it it's it's a killer a fucking song uh and it was pointed out so it was brought up a long time ago by somebody in the chat uh and then they came up on the panel and shared it and i was the first thought i had was like o i gotta get rocky to put his magic touch on this So far, i so good, though?
03:39:44
Speaker
Yeah, man. So I want to make it my song. i want to use it for an outro or some shit. Yeah, yeah, man. Well, so you can continue making money on the show. I probably should not put his entire verse in it.
03:40:01
Speaker
I don't know, man. I'll do it if you want, but it's just saying. I mean... I just say do whatever you want, man. Whatever whatever artistically makes you feel good.
03:40:16
Speaker
All right, you know add stuff If you want to add stuff, if you want to do this, that, or the other thing, feel free to do it, man. I would love to get Brittany on this track, man. yeah I know.
03:40:29
Speaker
You want to get Brittany on the track? want her to do Ice Cube's verse. yeah only to who You want me to send her into you'll be to send her into a fit and you can get her all our robots and ticks and all that?
03:40:43
Speaker
yeah That would be a bad idea. My little brother makes beats and he has all the setup. I can get him record. You record some vocals for me? There you I got already got Glick screaming at the top of your lungs.
03:40:56
Speaker
By the way, I started working on this weird sound with your voice. My voice? Yeah, with your voice, with that scream that you did. you're like oh so I'm trying to like turn that into like an actual bass. I feel like like i feel that's all you need is like take out the the warning and all that before that, and you just need that out the scream and the I'm not ready.
03:41:18
Speaker
You know what mean? Right to my... Yeah. I like i think it's all. I think it's all my favorite episodes of all time, man. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. listen to that one like I probably listened to that one maybe 15 or 16 times. That was that was that was such an insane conversation. And and it it really and evolved into its own monster.
03:41:46
Speaker
Yeah, see, i'll typically i'll go on the I'll go on the Spotify and listen to it, but I had to download it just so I can grab that part of it. I was like, yeah, that's that's probably the part put in the drop. You know, you have an access on StreamYard and stuff. You can download audio from – you just have to let me know if you want – like, you won't be able to do it now because they've all been deleted. Yeah.
03:42:10
Speaker
But if there's certain audio you want to get or whatever. Oh, also, cool thing, and I and i forgot about it until just now. When something happens on the show, yeah if if we say clip it or clip that, when StreamYard does the AI generation or generates AI videos for the reels and stuff like that, it'll find that specific clip and and and create a reel from that segment. You say it after. That's good.
03:42:39
Speaker
yeah know what I forgot all about that because I would have loved it. Every time Brittany puts her feet up on screen, i must start saying clip it. I'm going to have a OnlyFans. Brittany. That's it. K-N-E.
03:42:52
Speaker
i have a whole alter ego and now everybody subscribe to only fans brity that's a e exhaust k and e Clip it! Clip it! 345-06! Clip it! First post, man. I'm about to make me some money, bro. yeah get I learned that from my dad.
03:43:15
Speaker
yeah I'm going to hit up your wife and be like, this bitch is making money. What do you think is going to manage all of it? I need to touch up my tattoos and paint my toenails.
03:43:29
Speaker
As long as I get a percentage, we're cool. I don't feel like doing the work. If you want to go for it. Yeah, we'll make some money off of this, man. Get your toes done. It's all good, man. o I miss getting my toes done.
03:43:44
Speaker
I'm a broke bitch. where do you Hey, Brittany, what state you live in? and Technically, Pennsylvania, but... Oh, okay. You're not too far from Glit.
03:43:59
Speaker
Yeah, about five and a half hours. Okay. So you can tell me how tall is Glick really? i Tall. He's definitely bigger than me. He's like up here.
03:44:12
Speaker
And like way wider than me too. We have a picture together somewhere. Oh, you do? Can I see it? yeah hello second I see i sharingron that think I have it.
03:44:24
Speaker
I don't think I deleted it. i got to look on my laptop. I just see too many screenshots. It was at Michael's wedding. oh yeah it is upon ah's still left out man I
03:44:40
Speaker
just because you're all the way out in fucking utah you dirty i'm not in fucking utah knew you're gonna say that shit
03:44:50
Speaker
a where it set
03:44:53
Speaker
and never change man but but i don't know what you're talking about i just like I plead the fifth. Okay.
03:45:05
Speaker
I hear this. I'm going to move to Utah and you're going start saying Idaho, man. I swear. Come on. Show up. They won't show up. we need Turn your brightness down.
03:45:16
Speaker
Okay. Okay. a Whoa, look at those lights. didn't even notice that she had those lights on your bed. I'm so upset. Oh, shit. Yeah, look at that giant right there.
03:45:29
Speaker
i'm trying to like and And I'm leaning over. He's got the type of chest he can just nestle all up in, man. but
03:45:39
Speaker
Kayla knows. Kayla knows all about that. Here's a picture of him watching football. then During the reception. Because priorities, you know. Priorities are important.
03:45:52
Speaker
It was a big game. What was the game you were watching, Glick? I can't remember. I think it was Michigan. i don't know. I couldn't be wrong.
03:46:04
Speaker
There's us together. I'm so jealous, man. That's my guy, man. You got a chance to meet him personally. Yeah, literally. My legs are like as big as Brittany is around.
03:46:16
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, in this fucking wild picture of Michael and I.
03:46:23
Speaker
How is Michael doing, man? I didn't catch the show this week. i they still Nobody did. It was like four minutes long. It was really like minutes long.
03:46:35
Speaker
his cat is in heat kept rubbing and rubbing her pussy off. You can't come up with a joke for that, man. And I was, I was kind of sick that night as well. So he just like, and he's like, all right, that's all I need to know.
03:46:52
Speaker
Yeah. So we, we still, we still made a thing, but no, we've, we talked about everything on Friday. Um, Gotcha.
03:47:03
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And we are on the, if you guys, if y'all out there are just listening to us on the audios, and and thank you for following us on the the podcasting platforms, we are 100% up to date.
03:47:15
Speaker
I have every show from this week all the way uploaded up until tonight, which obviously we're still live, so I can't have tonight up updated. But yeah, 100% uploaded. And for you and Michael and Wally, and I'll send you guys a message tomorrow. I have AI clips generated for every show from this week. So if you guys want to get on the stream yard and delete the ones you don't want me to use that way that I know which ones you guys want me to use, I can get those started to put up on ah social media on your shows.
03:47:47
Speaker
Yeah. Brittany, when you have your own show, man, she does. She does Hump Day Ha House. That's her show. Michael's the host. Oh, I didn't know. I'm sorry. I forgot, honestly, that it was my idea to come up with that.
03:48:05
Speaker
I always like, I just, I didn't want to. So again, I asked, when are you go have a show, Brittany? What do you mean? She has a show. No, no, no, no. She said I forgot that it was my show, and I was like, again, so I asked.
03:48:19
Speaker
Well, Wednesday? on Wednesday? Wednesdays? All right, man. Everybody tune into the shows, man. The network is awesome. I like that. every We got a little bit of everything going on. sometimes I got you, jurors.
03:48:34
Speaker
Whoa, Fidel's back. Welcome back, Fidel. Yeah, no, hump day ha-ha has been my thing, but I always just thought it was like an equal thing. And then Michael reminded me on Friday that I was the one that came up with the idea. I was like, oh, shit, you're right.
03:48:55
Speaker
I don't know. I'm not funny to be on that show, but I will tune in and support you from the co from the from the from the stage backstage. We're not doing open panel or anything. It's just if I decide to have a co-host, usually it's going to be Michael goal if he's down for it.
03:49:14
Speaker
you know Have you done any of them by yourself or you ran the show by yourself? and Yes. Slightly. i wasn't prepared to Run it by myself though That's why I like you know Went off a little bit on the Off the rails but I got it but
03:49:37
Speaker
But I have asked a few people If they would be interested in and being co-host at some point I am unfortunately I ain't funny enough to be on this show man ain't got no jokes You're funny looking enough. oh look at me You can put me on the background and get someone some content, I guess. You are though. But regardless of how funny I look, I am still overall draft pick one. You don't know how important that is to me. That is going to my grave.
03:50:09
Speaker
That's going to be on my fucking gravestone. Draft overall number one pick is me. That is crazy. I was waiting for him to read that. That makes me feel so much special.
03:50:22
Speaker
Fuck lazy, dude. I get to be number one. over You think he'd make me never number one overall draft pick? I don't fucking think so. No, he's just trying to poach. That's what Jedi does. He tries to poach. He tries to poach from a good show, from a from a good channel. He tries to poach talent because they've got a bunch of filthy Canadians on there. Canadians and neglect dirty dirty drama queens over there. And then they want to come and poach good people. Yeah, I will say that. Yeah, you big bitches. Nobody cares.
03:50:55
Speaker
Nah. Nah. I'm not saying shit. and then i And then I rescue people. I rescue people from other streams. I'm like, come come come over here and hang with us, Jersey and Modog. I rescued them. I rescued Shaman.
03:51:11
Speaker
ah rescued fiel I rescued I rescued I'm currently in the process of rescuing one of those filthy Canadians, James Oliver. You rescued him by association.
03:51:25
Speaker
I would never disrespect James Ottawa by calling him Twadawa. Never. I do it all the time. I do it all the time. I will call him a filthy Canadian, but I'm rescuing him.
03:51:38
Speaker
um' um'm I'm a savior. I'm like Jesus. I'm like Jesus. the snow I'm going to rescue you.
03:51:45
Speaker
burlico I'm like Jesus motherfucking Glick. You can't stop me. You can take me down. I'm still here. I'm here in spirit. I'm the good spirit. awesome Oh, yeah, you might be a dictator, but you're not a god, Johnny.
03:52:03
Speaker
I'm a god. That's the next step for me. I will transform. I'm a goddess. I have transcended. i I need some milk. another beer i'm no longer I'm no longer the champ. I'm still the champ.
03:52:17
Speaker
I'm going to go get some milk. But I'm a god. Oh, thank you, Mark. am. i am
03:52:27
Speaker
I'm the Alpha and the Omega. I mean, that's a rash, damn you.
03:52:37
Speaker
Oh. Kill Ken to you as well.
03:52:43
Speaker
What? I don't know. Somebody from your fucking channel, man. Oh, fucking hook, brother. hooksters Man, that is a gnarly mustache. You look good, man.
03:52:55
Speaker
It's fucking glorious. he wishes that was he He wishes he was on the level of Fidel Bongs. Oh, no, no, no, no. no He's where I got the idea from. Oh, don't know. But you did it better.
03:53:10
Speaker
Sometimes that's all that matters, man. The game's a game. Hook, you want to come up?
03:53:16
Speaker
Just open panel. Come on up, Hook. Yeah, come on up, Hook. You got to show us your wiener. Oh. I'm just kidding. Please don't show us your wiener hook. Please don't show us your wiener hook.
03:53:32
Speaker
I'm joking.
03:53:35
Speaker
It's really joking, I think. um I promise you I'm joking. Don't show it your wi
03:53:44
Speaker
us your wiener. We'll get a strike on YouTube. We're only allotted so many wieners. This is a new year. i Always great see you, Hook, brother. Yeah. um like what was What if I was to tell you, just because I know nobody nobody's to clip this at all, ah what would you say if I was to say I have been able to get in contact with a certain favorite band of yours?
03:54:13
Speaker
And they are willing to do a somewhat like guest appearance, a little bit of a guest appearance for, for, for, or guest recording, I should say. And I could maybe try to convince them to be on the show. Clip it.
03:54:29
Speaker
clip it Okay, you know what? I'll finish my conversation backstage. ah ah That would be dope. No, I mean, if if it's who i think you're thinking if it's who I think you're talking about, um they're more than willing to come on the show. Their schedule's just crazy, but that would be dope if you guys did something together.
03:54:52
Speaker
hello Really? you know Hold on a second. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about, like, legit big-time band?
03:55:01
Speaker
Wait, just a second. Yeah, and throw in the private because I'm thinking of something else, but now I'm thinking of... Now I'm now i'm rethinking what I was thinking.
03:55:11
Speaker
think we want to know what you're thinking. I grabbed two. I'm not joking. This isn't a this isn't a game. I'm not joking. I got in contact with them through my rep over at Netflix.
03:55:23
Speaker
So, I'm just asking, would you would you yeah cool with that? mc down Okay. What did I miss? Yes, 100%.
03:55:34
Speaker
About everything. I would lose my mind. yeah okay I would lose my mind if you were able to get them to be on a and i would lose and I would lose my mind if i was if it could work out to get you did get them on my show.
03:55:50
Speaker
You have a mind? Okay. like um'm I'm dead serious. It was a really cool thing. I got a chance to talk on the phone. um It was only like five minutes, but it was it was really cool. um Really down to earth.
03:56:04
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All of that gets jazz, but we're in talks right now, so we'll see what we can do. And if that turns into a thing, i would like I would like to plug, if I'm allowed to, plug that.
03:56:15
Speaker
Yes. Yes. So, okay. yeah Especially, like here said yeah like I said, yes about that if it becomes a thing and yes if we can get them on the show.
03:56:26
Speaker
Okay. Alright, cool. Thank you, man. Because I can go down two different roads with that. Yes, Hook, I am a huge wrestling fan. My son and I do a wrestling show. We'll be doing a show next Saturday afternoon ah together.
03:56:43
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So I've been a fan my entire higher life. Hell yeah. Next Saturday? Yeah, next Saturday Cash and I are going to do a show. We didn't do one this Saturday or last Saturday because he wanted to wait until were closer to the rumble.
03:57:02
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Hell yeah. So it's his show so he's in charge. You know what, Hook? i I agree. i agree. I feel like that – wait, let's put that comment back up. I feel like Ted Turner is 1 million percent underrated, and that's the problem nowadays. to think is like You pick your favorites. You pick your Roman Reigns. You pick your yeah ah Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre. You pick your people right that are like top guys and whatever. What's his name? Nick Nemeth now. You pick your top guys, and then the other guys get slotted into mid-card, and they have limited time, can't really show off too crazy. Then you have your low-card guys, and they know they don't get the opportunity. And I just feel like, yeah. So it's just, yeah. Unfortunately unfortunately for Ted Turner, he had jerk-offs like Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff.
03:57:55
Speaker
Eric Bischoff was the worst thing that ever happened to wrestling. He was the best thing and the worst thing that ever happened to wrestling.
Opinions on Wrestling Figures
03:58:00
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Yeah, I agree with that, too. Mm-hmm. <unk> And unfortunately, that and and I've never been a fan of Vince Russo. I know people out there love Vince Russo. I think he's a giant fucking tool bag and I would love to punch him in his fucking face. hey agree. yeah good man and and and And I'm so and I'm been Beyond excited for Paul Heyman. I'm a Paul Heyman guy I love i have a Paul Heyman guy everything touches turns to ECW man since ECW I've been a Paul Heyman guy let me tell you
03:58:33
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but and And shout out to w WWE for not letting that fucking letting that diamond go because when they got a hold of Paul Heyman paul heyman is the best of what he does Speaking of wrestling, we got Kevin Nash in the building, guys.
03:58:50
Speaker
Hey, what's up, fuckers? Just getting back from my WWE tour. Yeah, were you literally chair making that bourbon? Nah, I had couple things that came up that i had to call Jersey on real quick.
03:59:05
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Wow. she told me so i I mean, I was going to make a fucking fireball since Jedi was drinking fireball, and I came back and I saw he's gone, ha's gone, Shaman's gone.
03:59:18
Speaker
Oh, she told me. I thought it was okay to send that snap jersey. I didn't realize that it was a problem. Yeah. You started it. You sent me the first snap, and I was like, oh, I guess this the road we're going down. and Guess I gotta follow along.
03:59:34
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i Cheers, fuckers. Cheers. No, so I was going to do, i was going to make a a fireball drink, not just a shot. just I was going to make a fireball drink drink it with Jedi.
03:59:47
Speaker
And it's been so goddamn long since I opened that bottle of fireball. You know, fireball's got a shit ton of sugar in it. That cap is on so tight and cemented from the... I couldn't get fucking cap off. So I was like... Yeah, big time.
Drinking Stories and Cultural Differences
04:00:01
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I'm going to have to let it run under some hot water or some shit.
04:00:04
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but didn't I didn't feel like was fucking with it that long. But that shit gets on tight and it's the that's fucking on there.
04:00:12
Speaker
Then I fucked up. I was hitting it around the edge with a knife and shit trying to loosen it. And it nicked a little bit because it's just that... like not much more more than tin foil. And I went to like twist it off and I felt it digging into my hand. I was like, Oh, nope, stop.
04:00:27
Speaker
Cause if I'd have kept twisting, this shit was just going to rip my fucking palm right open. The little bird that was sticking up. That used to be like my go-to drink. Cause it's like just so easy to go down. Well, like I said, i i I like to taste a fireball. I wouldn't sit there and drink it all the time, but like to like do shots of it, I wouldn't make drinks of it, but to do do some shots of fireball, I don't mind it, except the cinnamon in it gives me heartburn so fucking bad. That's what I was just about to say, heartburn. It'll get down here in my throat, and by the time it gets lower than that, boom, I got heartburn that quick. There's two different qualities of fireball. There's fireball and the fireball cinnamon.
04:01:05
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e And they have different levels of alcohol in some of them. yeah yeah i've only I've only seen the... I'm just talking about like a regular fireball, which is cinnamon. Yeah. 15% alcohol or whatever. I cannot even... doubt like I'll throw up immediately. It's just like... The one is a malt liqueur, while the other one is actually cinnamon whiskey.
04:01:30
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no yeah Yeah, I'm talking about cinnamon whiskey. Yeah, not the malt liqueur one. Actually, I don't know that I've ever even seen that. It's not like go in looking for it either, you know? I have an apple cinnamon one now, too.
04:01:43
Speaker
And it's... Yeah, i dont I don't know. I just can't do that syrupy alcohol. Yeah, yeah and ah and it is sweet as fuck, man. But the only reason I have it is I was doing a photo shoot like 10 years ago. And, like, somebody if somebody's coming over to do do a photo shoot, I'll tell them, like,
04:02:01
Speaker
if you want to you know If you want to bring wine or if you drink whiskey, if you're going to smoke a blunt, got to bring your own. But like if if if they're going to have like wine or something like that, I usually bought a but buy a bottle so they have it here.
04:02:11
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You know what i mean? like If it's a first-time customer. And the one girl was like, yeah, I really like Fireball, so I bought some. And on one of our breaks, she did a shot of she was like, you want to do a shot with me? And I was like, yeah, sure, I'll do a shot with you that's what that's That was the first time I had Fireball. So I had that bottle i had to buy but bottle of Fireball sitting on my fridge for like three years.
04:02:33
Speaker
Yeah, it was fine. Actually, I think the bottle have sitting up there now, it's probably been... a long time don'll say youll yeah it was fine i mean actually i think the bottle i have sitting up there now it's probably dom I just don't think I Fireball anymore. Seven months since I fucking drank out of it. I don't like it. The cinnamon for me is what took me out of it, but I did a lot of shots of it. Well, that's why said the cinnamon for me is what gives me the heartburn.
04:03:02
Speaker
don't know. you know And but also because it's sugar-based and say what you want. I like drinking. I like getting drunk. If I'm going to get drunk, I do not like waking up with a hangover. and to me, it's always the sugar fucking shit. yeah Even though they're tasty, it's always the sugar drinks. That's what I was saying.
04:03:22
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One's more sugar-based while the other one's actually like cinnamon. yeah like You can go to Sheetz and buy like the 15% wines.
04:03:31
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but they're so gross. I've never even seen that one, but like I said, it's not like I'm looking for it. If I'm looking to go in a bottle buy a bottle, I know what it looks like, I grab it and I'm out. you know like Why are you over here just making faces, man? because Because you guys are trying to make all these goddamn excuses about why Fireball is good and why you'll drink it. Fireball is fucking disgusting.
04:03:53
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and I actually like the taste of it. nion the Next thing you guys are going to try to convince the world why Jägermeister is good. I used to love Jägermeister, and then somebody pointed out that it tastes like black licorice, and I was like, hold up, that does, and then I was like, fuck. That's why I'm not a fan of you i've never liked Jägermeister.
04:04:12
Speaker
And it makes me emotional, and so I'm like, nah, I'm good. If you're not going to make you emotional, you are just naturally fucking emotional. You are. Well, as a woman, yes. Yeah, because you're a girl.
04:04:25
Speaker
Cause you're a girl You sounded like like one of those kids That's what I saw You did exactly justice Sarge That's what I saw five year old Glick yelling at Brittany Cause you're You're such that sibling No girls allowed We don't want your cooties in here Cooties are real did you know that It's a type of body lice o body course bri fuck Well, I learned it from an agenda book in middle school. They had like little facts every day at the bottom. I learned it i learned it because I had them once. yeah The doctor told me about it.
04:05:11
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You said they had little fags at the bottom? What? I thought that's what she said. It depends on the day of the week.
04:05:23
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She learned about kids at church camp, okay? Oh, shit. I was talking about British cigarettes. I don't know what you guys are talking about. on those things.
04:05:35
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Not very often the clips are going to whoa! That's what they call these in the UK. In the UK. They actually do. They really do. And you, are i do as ah as a former member of the military, you are a world traveler.
04:05:51
Speaker
So you are, you know, you know things. That's what I was talking about. right YouTube moderator. That's what I was talking about. Like in the UK, you know, if you call somebody a cunt, it's not a bad thing like in America. Right. True. it It depends on how you say it.
04:06:08
Speaker
No, but they they use it so widely used. It's just like it's just like it's like asshole to us. you know like oh You're being an asshole. oh You're being a cunt. Or like bitch. Kayla and Jersey, they both said that they were... Kayla said, Jersey's my bitch.
04:06:23
Speaker
and in Jersey was like, yeah, Kayla's my bitch. And then put the scissor in emojis. and and it's like They're not calling each other bitches. I know other people get confused when people...
04:06:35
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Sometimes when people are like, what up, bitch? People get confused and get up in their feelings.
Childhood Games and Societal Changes
04:06:40
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You know, but that's not how we look. See, that's one of the problems with the world, man. The world's too fucking soft these days.
04:06:46
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Yeah, too sensitive for sure. We need to bring back bullying. We need to bring back dodgeball. We need to bring back dodgeball. You know what?
04:06:59
Speaker
I just fucking, well, I didn't. I just introduced that to my grandkids at the gym two weeks ago, right before the basketball, right before the basketball game. it's No, there was a bunch of kids out on the court and they you know, like whenever there's a break or there's a timeout, like all the kids run out of the bleachers and they run out onto the court and they shoot baskets and shit. And there was a little red rubber fucking dodgeball laying over in the corner. And I grabbed that and went out on the court, man. And Sam, my daughter's looking at me. She's like, what the fuck you doing, man? And I went out because it was it was like a 10-minute break that they were taking.
04:07:35
Speaker
I had them all there playing dodgeball and shit. All the parents sitting up the stands like, yeah, yeah. um missed that. They had never seen it before. They had no idea what dodgeball was. Did you ever play like when you was ah there was a football game?
04:07:48
Speaker
that if you threw it during the dodgeball game and you made it into the basketball into the hoop yeah the hoop like that your team would automatically win yeah we didn't play that as much but we had yeah first never threw that football i made it in there and i was like yeah yes it wasn't It wasn't like an automatic win, but it was like everybody who was out, you got out of jail.
04:08:16
Speaker
Came back to life or whatever. I'll tell you what, that sound that that rubber ball makes, I don't know if it's PTSD. Oh, I know, right? don't know if it's PTSD, if it if it arouses me or what it is, but when I hear that sound, I feel ways.
04:08:31
Speaker
yeah yeah It has a distinct sound, man. I read the ball. I heard that sound immediately. yeah and You know what I've never seen that ball used for anything other than fucking dodge ball. So I don't even know what it was doing in the gym.
04:08:46
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Cause they obviously aren't using it to play dodge ball. You know, that's all it was for was for John dodgeball. And the great thing about it. And, and, okay, this is, this is, this is, this is one of the great memories i have.
04:08:57
Speaker
I'm left handed. So when we played dodge ball, ah If you were going to throw the dodgeball one of the girls in in in your gym class, you had to throw with your opposite hand.
04:09:08
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Yeah. So I'm left-handed. I'm a minority. and i'll Deal with it. I'm the silent and minority in the world. ah But my football coach was our gym teacher.
04:09:21
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And I was in a gym class with all the jock girls, all the girls that played volleyball, softball, basketball, and they were trying to kill us guys because they they could. They were athletic as fuck.
04:09:34
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Coach didn't believe that I was left-handed. And everybody that I was left-handed. He told you to throw with your left hand? Yeah, and and and all everybody knew I was left-handed. So the guys and even the girls, we when we would split up for dodgeball, they're like, no, smoke them bitches.
04:09:50
Speaker
So I'm out there left-handed just... yeah shits like well and um As you tried to kill us, they got an ace in the car. They got an ace. So I i was always, when you pick teams, i was always like one of the first guys to go because they knew that I had the advantage against the girls. Because know what I... thought I know when I throw right-handed, I look like a fucking retard.
04:10:14
Speaker
My brain completely shuts down when I try to do anything right-handed. Yeah. Well, the way we did it, if you threw the ball and you missed that person, that's when you would have to switch. Oh, no. if you and Yeah. the the The guys had to throw with their non-dominant hand at the girls. And we tried to tell Coach all time, like, we've got all the jock girls in here. Like, they're smoking us.
04:10:36
Speaker
you know i got fucking got listen I got Elizabeth in here looking like she should be fucking Michael. but but the she drives it She's 14 and she drives Subaru. Coach, she's on the female rugby team. What the fuck?
04:10:53
Speaker
yeah was I'll tell you what our what our coach... was just going to say, i was on the rugby team. I'm tiny. Our coach used to make us... I don't know if your if your guys' schools did this or not, but at the end of the year, we had a In gym class, we had a PE e exam that we had to fucking, you had to pass it.
04:11:11
Speaker
You know, it wasn't like you just go take gym class. Like you actually got graded on it. So climbing, climbing the fucking rope and you know, the, the pegboard that's on the wall that you got to like walk up the pegboard, y um put it in the next hole.
04:11:26
Speaker
Huh? We all know you're familiar with pegging. I didn't even catch that. But, but do you know what I'm talking about? Yes. Okay. So the fucking, the the gym teacher, and this was for our final PE exam. As you were climbing the rope, everybody else, cause they would, my school was fucking huge. We had 1500 kids in my graduating class. Right. So we would be in teams of like 15 or some shit like that.
04:11:51
Speaker
You know, like while we were in gym class doing whatever we were doing. But especially especially at the end of the year. Anyway, long story short, when you were climbing up the fucking rope or doing the pegboard, all the other like 14 people on your team had fucking dodgeballs that they're fucking throwing at you while you're trying to they're trying to knock you off the fucking rope, trying to knock you off the fucking pegboard and shit.
04:12:12
Speaker
It was fucking hilarious, man. But and it was cool as fuck. and just I just wanted to say my dog cheers to you on that comment right there. She don't need both hands, but she can use them.
04:12:23
Speaker
Yeah, I saw that. yeah She's ambidextrous. Maybe she needs hands to find it. Ambidextrous. Not you.
04:12:35
Speaker
Dextrous. Actually, wait a minute. che to Not you, my dog. I'm sorry. You have to use both hands to find it. they And a magnifying glass. And a bright light. Whatever.
04:12:48
Speaker
So when I drive... When I drive, I'm better with my left hand and like with a bicycle. But like when I'm drawing and stuff, I'm better with my right hand. Glick just beat me to it. There's only one good only one good thing I do on my left hand.
04:13:13
Speaker
MoDog, I swear to God, you and I have been sharing a brain cell all night. All night? All eight, nine
Military Experiences and Humor
04:13:20
Speaker
months I've fucking known you, man. It's like we have shared custody of this brain cell. Nobody has complete control.
04:13:27
Speaker
It's just who gets it out of their mouth faster. Where's your son? Where's your son at?
04:13:35
Speaker
I still love you when it's shriveled not there anymore, babe. Aw, the sweetest thing that's the That's the sweetest thing you could say to a guy.
04:13:47
Speaker
i have i have I have yet to work up the courage where I'll get out of the shower and it looks like a turtle who's who's scared and it hides it. I want to come out and show Kayla and be like, look, it's a turtle.
04:13:58
Speaker
I haven't worked that courage up yet. but I just started to say the, the yeah. You're like, nah, we'll hold that. Usually before i get out shower, I'll be there like mopping it up and like, come on, come on, come out of your shell, buddy. You can do it. You can do it.
04:14:13
Speaker
Just a little bit. I don't have to push it back. It just and its just happens. Hey, on the real though, I don't care how big you are, cold water and cold air is a real fucking thing, man. Yeah.
04:14:31
Speaker
Yeah, it is. I mean, would I don't have... We did our cold weather training when was in the Marine Corps. We did our cold weather training in ADAC, Alaska. And it was like, oh, 38 fucking below or some shit.
04:14:42
Speaker
and And we had to get in the fucking ice water and submerge for like 18, 19 minutes whatever it was. Just in our, like, camouflaged utilities. That's... Dude. I think that's what gave me bladder cancer. I think my dick was too far up inside my body. Like...
04:14:59
Speaker
ah fuck me man I said it earlier, Mordog was talking about getting older and you're not sagging and I made the comment about I think it sucks about getting older is I can tell you the water temperature every time I go take a shit but when it's cold outside I feel like I'm 18 again I'm like hey, let's see you guys all nice and tight right up where you belong ah like yeah i don't I think it was last week on your show when I said it but I think When I did the whole turd plopping in the water?
04:15:30
Speaker
Yeah, it's actually turd water. It's actually one of the clips. That was here, though, when I pulled up the little clip of it, right? Yeah. i laugh I laugh every time I see that, Yeah, it's one of the clips that was great. Rock don't know what we're talking about. He's like, my shit hangs in the water all the fucking time. It doesn't matter.
04:15:50
Speaker
Rock's still his fucking twenty s I have... I don't know how to... <unk> know I didn't hear that earlier. How old are you, Rock? 29. Fucking hate you.
04:16:02
Speaker
Fucking hate you, man. You coming to Ohio for your 30th? I don't know what I'm doing for my 30th. Probably working. You're coming to Ohio?
04:16:13
Speaker
Are you in this region? You're at West Coast, aren't you? and illegal Leave that white bitch in Utah and come to Ohio for your...
04:16:23
Speaker
but like Are you in Utah? No? No, no, man. He's not in Utah. He's not even married to a white chick. I won't even ask you what fucking state you're in, but you're out on the West Coast, right?
04:16:33
Speaker
Idaho. I'm in Idaho. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. ran air forcemate no Actually, that's a lie. You have to bring her with her because then you guys can smuggle more potatoes to Ohio if there's two of you.
04:16:47
Speaker
Don't let us bring them. know You know how many times I flew on the plane and seen people carrying Idaho potatoes in their bag? believe i can I can literally buy Idaho potatoes. I don't know if they're really from Idaho, but I pretend like they are. right That's the bag they put them in.
04:17:03
Speaker
I will say, man, that is one of the cool things about out here, man. Their potatoes are really good. Trust me, I know. I'm trying to get out there. want to go to the potato festival. Oh my gosh, you're making me drool right now. I want to go to the potato festival so bad.
04:17:17
Speaker
Here's how bad a bachelor I am. I go to the grocery store typically about three times a year. not Not even kidding. Jersey can attest to test the this, right? The last time I went,
04:17:30
Speaker
I bought a, they, they, like Kroger's, the grocery store around here. They had, they had a big ass sack of like nine, nine pounds or some shit like that of potato, like baked potatoes from making baked potatoes with Frank.
04:17:45
Speaker
Those motherfuckers are sitting on my floor and have been sitting there so long in the kitchen. Like, <unk> i've gone I've gone... No, they're not rotten. They're still good, but they got all the eyes and shit that are growing up out of them. The fucking stems or whatever that is. I've started growing. so i got Yeah, I gotta knock those fuckers off and before I like her clean it up to eat it. plant some of them too I live in an apartment. Why do I want to plant fucking potatoes?
04:18:09
Speaker
I have been just taking them out throwing them over the patio in the back, so there'll probably a bunch of little potato plants growing out there. yeah Man. man I happen with my pot plant once.
04:18:21
Speaker
when when When I was out as a bachelor... I've always gone to the grocery store. I've always done the shopping and stuff like that. but like The first two months, three months after my ex-wife and I split up...
04:18:36
Speaker
I was like, I'm eating steak taters and drinking beer every night of the week. it's um egg Steak fajitas. um'm I'm doing all these crazy ass steak and potato concoctions. I'm like, fuck yeah. I got no bitch to tell me I can or can't have. like i can you steak every fuckingin man I can live off steak and potatoes and beer. This bitch don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Cheers to that. Cheers to that.
04:19:02
Speaker
Yeah. Now, that Kale is like, we're living off steak and taters? I'm down. I'm like, hell yeah, this is my kind of woman. She's a keeper.
04:19:13
Speaker
Sorry, you said you were in the Navy, right? Motherfucker. Backstage his ass. Backstage his ass right fucking out. so yeah yeah Yeah, Rock, I was in the Navy. The fucking men's department in the Navy, the Marine Corps.
04:19:29
Speaker
Sorry, Rocky. Yeah, that was just, that was fucked up. Just kick me in the fucking nuts while you're at it, man. Papa Modog. It literally says on his goddamn name, Sergeant Modog, USM's United States motherfucking Marine Corps. The only reason, look, it was a follow-up question to that. I didn't know if they made you guys train together with the Navy, and that's why I fucked that up. So, my bad. The only training I've ever done with Navy personnel was Navy seals and I give them motherfuckers all the credit in the world, man. I'm some bad ass boys. A lot of people don't realize that there, there are Marines that go join, you know, like the Navy seals as well.
04:20:11
Speaker
One of my, uh, one of my friends was telling me that they, when they went to original boot count out in Kansas, They had Air Force guys there. They had Army guys there. And so that's why. That's what led to that. My bad. Our our bo our boot camp is its own special thing, man. but Let me put it this way. There's no other services that want to come to our fucking boot camp.
04:20:36
Speaker
okay here's ah Here's a fun fact. Here's a fun fact. If you're in the Marine Corps, right? You know how people will spend like four years in like whatever service they joined up in, right? Yeah. Then they might get out and then they might, you know lateral move over like from Marine Corps to the Army or Marine Corps to the Navy or to the Air Force, whatever, right? um The Marine Corps is the only branch that if you get out of the Corps and want to go into one of the other services, you just go straight in.
04:21:01
Speaker
If you're in the Navy, the Army, the Air Force, or the Coast Guard, and you do your four years with them, and then you want a lateral move into the Marine Corps, you still got to go to fucking boot camp. You don't just lateral fucking move over. They're like, nah, bitch, you gotta go through Marine Corps boot camp. the Marine boot camp is the most intensive one. Absolutely.
04:21:22
Speaker
The only training MoDog got from the Navy was how yeah can I know what I mean. I mean, he is my wife after all. but It's funny because like when when Uber, for it's a meme now, so everybody's probably heard it, but when Uber, and and no disrespect to the other services, like I got respect for anybody goes into whatever, right? So I'm not talking shit about anybody else, but when Uber first fucking came out, like it's kind of a meme now, like if you see anybody in the Navy that's like pissed off or screaming or
04:22:01
Speaker
Whatever. you know the The Marine Corps thing is, why is our Uber driver pissed off? Because we're like, we like you boys, man. Give us rides to all our battles. Yeah. really call it Oh, Rock, goddamn, man.
04:22:15
Speaker
I just like you a lot, man. I'm sorry, man. Hey, I tried to go on. I guess, i you know what, I guess. I'm not for my ASFAP, but. or actually i I feel like your stock is dropping. I don't know if you're still a number one overall draft pick.
04:22:33
Speaker
I'll have to consult with with with my partner, my life partner, Modog. No would do better to internalize that shit. They're going to send you off to You've got to vote in the brother, bro. Sarge the only guy can honestly say this is like the first time in my life I've ever been referred to as on the feminine side of anything. so So we're not going to say wife I know I did it to myself, that's what's fucked up So we're not going to say wife, we're going to say mife, right?
04:23:08
Speaker
Mife Mife this is I'd like to introduce you guys to my wife My wife That could be a new word
Light-hearted Relationship Jokes
04:23:20
Speaker
for the glictionary, man Mife Mife, yeah, my yeah no absolutely, put it in the glictionary one What's that what's what's it what's that up to,
04:23:29
Speaker
A lot. I'm sure probably is. o um I was taking a piss. Did I hear you playing the Sasquatch song? Did you finally do it? finish he played It's not finished, but he did play it. I'll play it yeah i'll play it back and listen it. He's going to some tweaking. and i had i told it For the most part, creative but is that artistic
04:23:59
Speaker
artistic freedom artistic creativity whatever like like working your bad words are hard Brit was all over that words are hard I heard somebody say that on another stream and and i was like oh that's my thing and they said it and and then somebody else on the stream was like nonsensical nonsense I was like that's our thing I recognized everywhere Everywhere I go since I've been on YouTube, which has been less than a year, what's the first thing you guys always see me type in chat?
04:24:33
Speaker
What's up, you damn degenerates? What's up, you damn degenerates? Now there's couple other people using that on other streams as well. I have said it a couple times. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, I'm not mad at it. That's my shit.
04:24:46
Speaker
That's my shit. It was really cool. I was just scrolling through YouTube lives, and there was a panel, and I was like, oh, what's going on with this panel? And I was watching them, and they were having fun. And somebody said said words are hard, and somebody else on the panel dropped our name, and I was like, or dropped this show's name, and I was like, hell yeah, what's up? up So I had to say hi. Nice.
04:25:06
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That's pretty cool, man. I'm so proud of my husband. guys Except for that frickin' show, really. Wait, if I'm Mife, you gotta be Musbin. Mife and Mice. I now pronounce you Musbin. Mife and Meneif.
04:25:23
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yeah don't I don't like that shit. We're going to take all that out. That's gone. It just don't feel right. Unfortunately, it happened. and we We have Rocky and then Shaman. Internet's forever.
04:25:36
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yeah ah Sorry, jersey i mean Jersey. I mean, no disrespect, but the internet has spoken. yeah He's still your man. just yeah I'm your man. I'm just his wife.
04:25:51
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that that we We have an open relationship. We're allowed to explore other avenues. and We share many things, including brain cells. Brain cell. Brain cell. Okay.
04:26:04
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Probably more accurate. ah Purple crowns. Apparently children of different ethnicities. Yeah, how to how two white boys made a fucking black child, we don't know. But we're rolling with it. We don't know what shaman is. shaman can be black, he can be Hispanic, he can be Asian. We don't know. but apparently Do we know? that's so That's a serious question. Do we know? actually no i've heard him been I've heard him be referred to as black and also Asian. Do you know, Brent?
04:26:31
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I can't say. anything um oh so you do know a is you know so if we were to ask the right questions you could maybe nod one way or the other you
Snoring and Sleep Stories
04:26:40
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know is shaman black he's like
04:26:46
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i her it neck there you go i got you yeah there you go yeah exactly exactly well almost say this sounds like a softcore film in the making rock you might want to do the soundtrack i got the soundtrack Why can't you keep Googling softcore?
04:27:03
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I figured it out. it's very like it's I get it now. It's like that new age sensual shit. Yes. There's a lot of roads and high voice guys and stuff like that. At the end of the day, Modog jersey has spoken.
04:27:19
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you give my time up Not my hubby, my muppy. You're Mubby. oh it doesn okay i gotta I can't go to sleep tonight without my Mubby.
04:27:31
Speaker
I gotta cuddle with my Mubby. That's fine, but I'm the big spoon, motherfucker. Dope. Oh, that's gonna be a debate. Who's the big spoon? This is the greatest day of my life.
04:27:43
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I never get to be the little spoon. Honestly, you know what? yeah looks like Yes. yes i got a mike i got two mother Well, hang on. We got to address what she just fucking typed. You got a pocket there, babe. There will be no fucking pegging. There will be no pegging fucking going on.
04:28:03
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Oh, I do. I snore like a fucking freight train, man. My signuses are so fucking bad. start i'm right there with yeah I didn't know it was so bad. we went at to Boston for my brother's funeral, right? I was in the same room as like my my ah niece and her husband.
04:28:18
Speaker
And she took video of me, like, because she's got sleep apnea real bad and just started using, like, the whole CPAP machine and all that. How is that? She fucking... Huh? How is a CPAP machine? I'm so scared to use one. ah there I'll tell you what. Her and her husband fucking swear by it. Like, their shit is, like... Yeah, she was stopping, like... It was someone... got She was stopping breathing, like, 68 times a fucking minute. That's what do.
04:28:42
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And she's she's down to, like, only stopping, like, over, like... She said she's getting, like... six hours of sleep now. She doesn't have to fucking get up, go to the bathroom. She's not waking up. She's down only stopping like, you know, three or four times a night compared to 68 times a minute. yeah i wake up like every I'll never do it. I couldn't sleep with something on my face.
04:29:01
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I don't know. That's what I'm scared of. They both swear it's not as bad big a deal and it's not as bad get used to it, but I'm like, nah, I couldn't fucking it. And now they have like this one thing that like they like insert in, you know, or whatever. They also have something that's like a Can I use Kayla as a CPAP machine? Because I'd sleep with her on my face.
04:29:20
Speaker
Well, my niece recorded me fucking sleeping. and i like I know I snore, but I'm asleep. I don't know how bad I snore. Oh, I do now. I have that app where it records you. I've had people videotape me. it's um It's bad. My snoring is bad. It's loud as fuck. I'm a goddamn grizzly bear. I know I snore.
04:29:45
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and i also I can't tell you how many. i mean I wake up every night multiple times a night coughing. My sinuses are so bad I'm a mouth breather. so like After I fall asleep and like my mouth naturally fucking opens because my nose just closes when I lay down.
04:30:02
Speaker
um I wake up in the morning and man, it's like the fucking hair in my mouth, man. It's a desert. We're old and our balls drop down and cover our buttholes. Right. Yeah. And you drool so much at first. Do you drool?
04:30:16
Speaker
Oh, I drool. No, I don't. No, I don't really drool that much. well I think I drool it all out and then my mouth gets super dry. Mine is just like, I mean, like you guys can't tell it here, but as I'm talking to you, my nose has stopped up.
04:30:29
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You know, like I think I, I think I live about 10 months out of the year with a sinus infection. you know no my yeah my nose is all but i I've broken my nose so many times. Yeah, mine's been broke twice too. That it that it's straight-ish again.
04:30:46
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Yeah. yeah And only once out of all the times that I've broken my nose that I had a doctor reset it. and If you've never broken your nose and you break your nose and the doctor says they have to reset it,
04:30:59
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Don't do it. You know how they reset it? They break it. Yeah, they break it back. I was just a little curious for a moment, but now it's straight again.
04:31:10
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Yeah, like I did it. i all The first time I broke my nose, after it healed, and i was like they were like, we're going to fix it. We're going to make it straight again. We got to reset it. I'm like, oh, cool, whatever. They're going to do whatever they do. oh yeah you watch You watch it on the movies, and it don't look that bad.
04:31:28
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yeah The doctor literally like grabbed my nose and and I came up out of that chair and I snatched a hole to him. i was in so much pain. It was just full on.
04:31:40
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That's all I've seen. was so mad and I was in so much pain. There's a lot of fucking pain. there's no It's not the sound. I mean, the sound's not great either, but it's the pain. I mean, I got a very high fucking pain tolerance. like Very fucking high. And a lot of people say that shit, but I legit have a, like, my knees have, I have no cartilage in my knees. They are bone on bone because I fucked them up in the core. But I got a really high pain tolerance. But when that motherfucker set my nose the first time after I broke it, same as you, man. I came up out of that chair. I thought I was going to Leavenworth. I thought I was going to kill that motherfucker, man. Yeah, that's when, like, everybody's like, I see it red. When I, like, calmed down and everything like that,
04:32:26
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they're like like the nurses and there was another doctor in there. They're like, we thought you were going to kill that man. And I was like, all I know is I heard the crack and I felt the pain. And that's the last thing I remember.
04:32:37
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And now every time I broke my nose since that, and and I've broken my nose a total of probably eight or nine times. Oh, geez. Yeah.
04:32:50
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Well, you know, well, I but played a lot of sports and yeah ah Did you wrestle? did youre i it No, I didn't wrestle.
04:33:01
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Other extracurricular activities, we'll say. so yeah my nose that has been broken out a lot. but yeah After that first time, ah never had it reset again. Never, never, never. No.
04:33:16
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That hurt. I'll tell you what, having my nose broken by the doctor
Fighting Stories and Life Lessons
04:33:20
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resetting it hurt worse than breaking it, playing football or breaking it by getting punched in the face. They didn't even give me the option to reset mine because I don't think it was like that broken. rich so yeah I think he froze up. so he It's a literal, they break it and then put it back in place, Jersey. I broke my nose three times. All three of those times were in wrestling.
04:33:45
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ah Both in college and then in high school. so Yeah, no, we didn't you have a wrestling team. You didn't have a wrestling team? That sucks, dude. No, so so so get this. and In high school, there he is. I knew he'd be back.
04:34:01
Speaker
So we had a forced ah three or four schools in our conference. We lost our wrestling programs because, and this is before i even was going there, but There was a kid that, I don't know, suplex or whatever. whatever i don't know the technical terms for wrestling, but he got whipped he got flipped over for the pin and he landed on his neck rope and he broke his neck and he was paralyzed.
04:34:30
Speaker
Oh, shit, dude. ah so the wrestling programs went away. So yeah, we didn't have wrestling. One of my best friends, a kid I grew up with, he was like a three-time All-State, All-American wrestler. And that motherfucking used to piss me off. and We grew up together. We we were like brothers.
04:34:47
Speaker
His dad and my dad were best friends growing up. So him and i were best friends. We start to fucking horse around in the garden. He'd start to do the wrestling shit and I'm like, ah you want to wrestle and now we're street fighting and you can shoot me and as soon as you shoot me I'm dropping elbows into your neck up me and you stick my thumb in your ah Because that motherfucker would shoot me with wrestling news and then have me all hemmed up and twisted like a fucking a pretzel I don't like this mother Dang, I've never had that so that's crazy, man
04:35:20
Speaker
What up, asshole? Had his jaw wiped out for eight weeks. it's That's insane. I had my jaw broken one time, but there was no way in hell I was going to have it wired shut. I
04:35:33
Speaker
i want i walk i walked out of the hospital. That explains why you can't keep his mouth shut. but ah ha but up lunch Fuck you.
04:35:44
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Hey, I got him off camp for that. I need another beard.
04:35:51
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No, I broke my nose both times it was in wrestling. And i didn't feel the same way that you're talking about, Sarge, when they reset it. But I do know that my doctor told me that because of that, both of my nasal passages here are blocked. like Yeah. well And and i had sign i had sinus issues before my nose got broken like for the first time. But, yeah, the second the second time it got broke, like,
04:36:16
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I did bare knuckle boxing when I was in the Marine Corps and it was called the smokers. Yeah. Um, cause you get out there and you smoke each other's ass. i mean, that's why they called it that. And yeah, i thought my very first fucking fight, right? Like I'd been training and all this and I grew up on the streets, right? Like I grew up fighting and shit. I knew how to fight, you know, whatever this for the first fucking like official smokers match that I had. And these were five, three minute fucking rounds.
04:36:41
Speaker
That's a long fucking time because you're basically street fighting. Like it's bare knuckle boxing. You're not using, you're not using gloves, you know, yeah it's just bare knuckle boxing. Right. And the my, the first opponent was this fucking, cause it's an intramural center service. Right.
04:36:57
Speaker
And my first fucking opponent was this big fat fucking dude in the Navy. I'm like, how the fuck are you even in the fucking Navy? You're so goddamn fat. Right. Like, like I know you, i valid question I know you can't pass a fucking PFT test. Right. So I'm all cocky and shit, right? Like, I'm a whip this motherfucker's ass, man.
04:37:15
Speaker
So, you know, we go out. We meet in the middle of the fucking ring. We go back to our corner. They ring the bell. We come out. And I'm like, you know, I'm getting down to my – and this motherfucker had head hands like a fucking bear, man. And he just – it was like shit stopped in slow motion.
04:37:30
Speaker
i saw his fucking I saw his fucking hand. That's why my knuckles look like this still to this day, to be honest with you. I saw his fucking hand coming at my face and I just, I didn't bob fast enough and a motherfucker caught me. His, like his fist was like here my face. That's how big it, dude. not I'll be, I'll first one in minute, knock me the fuck out. No, I was out fucking cold for like four and a half fucking minutes, but he broke my, he broke my fucking nose when he like hit me, you know, like, so I didn't even feel the pain until I came to, know, but.
04:38:01
Speaker
Man, yeah, that was my that was my first, like, you know, ah you get taught lessons in life, right? And some you remember, some you don't. that was my first That was my biggest lesson, and because I did that shit for two and a half years, right? And there wasn't a time I got in the fucking ring that I was like, I never fucking underestimated the other fucker standing on the other side. that that i was Because he was he wasn't in shape. He was just big and he had a lot of weight behind his fucking punch. You know what I mean? like if If I would have weaved and missed it, I'd have wore his ass out. But that his first fucking swing just caught me straight. in the And right on the fucking bridge of the nose, dude. Yeah, but you ah you also weren't taking him serious either. because No, I wasn't. I wasn't. That's why I said lesson learned, right? I've never underestimated the motherfucker again.
04:38:48
Speaker
I did that. We did back in the day. I think I was 20. There was a tough man contest that were held here and there. And... Do you know those started in Cincinnati? Did you know that? Yeah.
04:39:03
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah. yeah um and and and and And being a 20-year-old man, I'm like, I've boxed for a few years. I did some Muay Thai training. i you know I grew up in the streets. I know how to fight.
04:39:15
Speaker
There's street fighting. I let my idiot friends convince me to enter. in the In the semifinals, I went up against a guy.
04:39:28
Speaker
and and six two i mean I'm 6'2", right around 300 pounds. i went up because There was no weight classes. It was just... I went up with against this He won a match. He moved on. yeah yeah Yeah. I went up against this cat who was like five foot five something like that. Probably a buck 60, some shit like that.
04:39:48
Speaker
I was like, oh I'm going to fucking murder this kid. I did wind up winning, but the bell rang. i don't think the bell was done ringing, and this dude hit me like 10 times. I don't know where he came from.
04:40:01
Speaker
I don't know how he got to the other side of the ring so fast, but he hit me like 10 times. And i was I was like, oh, no, i got i gotta I got to put hands on him. I got grab him.
04:40:11
Speaker
I can't, like, let him around the ring. but but I never did the tough man thing, but my ah my my the guy I went to high school with, who actually my son is named after him. I named my son after him. That's how close I am to the guy.
04:40:27
Speaker
he ah His brother, who's a year and a half older than us, so he was in a grade above us in high school. He was 18 when that shit came out, and he fought in the first one. I don i don't think he – because I think it went like like if you win your local city one, then it goes to like a state one, right? Yeah. he He didn't win the state one, but he won the one here that was in Cincinnati.
04:40:47
Speaker
and And this shit was over – I don't know how they do it like later, but I was home on leave when he was doing it. And there was like – over the course of a – I say a weekend. It was like a Saturday and a Sunday. It was when all the fights happened.
04:41:03
Speaker
but it was like fucking 30 fights or something fucking stupid, man. Like, and so he had 30 fights over the course of a Saturday and a Sunday. And yeah, I was, i was fucking loving at a time. Cause even myself, you know, I was like, you know, I say, I say 18, he was probably 20. I was probably 18 at the time.
04:41:21
Speaker
And, uh, yeah, I was like, I kept telling my girlfriend at the time, it turned out to be my wife later, year or so later, but I was like, man, next time I'm coming home and leave next year, I want to fucking do this. because like It was badass. It was no holds barred. like you do what ah There were knees to the fucking face and everything else. It wasn't just boxing. you know Why wouldn't we?
04:41:44
Speaker
Why wouldn't we, Britt? Tell us a fight story, Brittney. Oh, I definitely want to a fight story from Brittney. You can't touch a book by its cover. That's what Mo Dog said. He had that big dude that was under and like I said, I did meet that guy, but dude came out of nowhere and and and I've never underestimated anybody by their size but like dude came out of nowhere and and he had me and my shit was rocked dude I would rather fight a big muscular dude than some skinny wiry motherfucker yeah that's what that's what I had to yeah that's what I literally I can and me yeah that's i literally that's what I had to do I want to hear one of your fight stories
04:42:26
Speaker
I absolutely want to hear a fight story. I fought 27 guys. I've had a few. I have star on my neck from an ice skate from the ice skating rink when I got in a fight once.
04:42:37
Speaker
She got up the skates in my neck. I still won that one. um One of my favorites is my cousin's ex-wife. First ex-wife. She like came into the house all like... So your aunt...
04:42:53
Speaker
Sorry. not good yeah we wish a She like went to go upstairs into my bedroom and she's stolen my shit before. And I was like, oh hell no bitch. And she was like, what did you just call me? She's coming down the stairs and she's trying to hit me.
04:43:11
Speaker
And She like pulls out her earrings. She's a redhead white girl. Makes no sense. Whatever. And I fucking beat the shit out of her. And my cousin Dalton's just over here calling people on the phone. Brittany's beating the shit out of her. She's going to kill this seen It ended up being kind of sad though because her daughter like was like two at the time. Came running down.
04:43:39
Speaker
And saw the thing And I was like what are you doing fighting me In front of your freaking daughter i mean umm I'm still going to kick your ass but Yeah she ended up In my lap Oh so she stole my clothes Right And she was stupid enough to bring them to our house To wash them And I found them My underwear even And they were crusty nasty So I saved them in a bag for when I got a fight with her and shoved a pair of them in her fucking mouth.
04:44:12
Speaker
ooh ooh See, that's the difference between guys and girls. Guys will fight. Girls could do some dirty shit, man. was crappy, too, though. She was like trying to pull my hair. and That's that shit I don't like.
04:44:23
Speaker
no No dude would ever be like, I'm gonna jam my fucking jockstrap in your mouth. It was her nasty-ass crusties in there, so... You want to steal my shit? You gotta do it you got to do what works.
04:44:37
Speaker
I don't have like a funny fight story. um i was I was the two-time champ at my high school. But the I do have a funny football story. I ran against this dude. He was he was like 6'3 or I um i i didn't overestimate. I wasn't cocky about it, Sarge, but i At 5'6"? That's fucking tall, man. you must have been really intimidated. I think, ill to be honest with you, I probably was like 5'6 at that time. Do you out, Britt?
04:45:12
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. very elrant Have a good weekend. great um Yeah, anyway, this guy, I was a defensive linebacker, and he was steered. And I decided that I was going to try to take him on.
04:45:25
Speaker
ah Yeah. No. i i He didn't even budge. He didn't even move. Like hitting wall. Yeah, that's how I broke my collarbone the first time. I broke it from running into him with everything I had. I thought I put everything I had into that, Sarge. Everything. And he didn't move at all. That's usually when shit breaks.
04:45:49
Speaker
The stupidest shit about it all is this motherfucker picked me up, carried me off the field. motherfucker, put my shit down. I was trying to rock him.
04:46:00
Speaker
Nah, man. He picked me up and everyone's clapping in the stand. Don't clap for this. fuck God damn it, bro. Fuck you and your sportsmanship. Every fucking scrap of manhood I have is gone. You just took it all. yeah Let me lay here and bleed, bitch. yeah something Just leave me here, man.
04:46:19
Speaker
when When I first, and um and obviously I'm not a small guy, when I first went to with my dad, And when first moved, went and lived my dad. My dad, I grew up in Poe, Dump, Gas, middle of nowhere, fucking country-ass Ohio.
04:46:35
Speaker
And I had come from Columbus, which big city, you know, capital city of Ohio. And everybody was like, oh, city boy, city boy, da, da, da, da. Like, I've always been a country boy. My family's from a small town.
04:46:49
Speaker
I just happened to live in the big city, and I hated it And people were fucking with me and I was like, you know what I'm tired of people fucking with me I can keep punching these assholes in the mouth all day long and they're gonna keep fucking with me because I'm the new kid yeah I We were in the lunchroom and this dude was fucking with me and and I just pushed him off me I'm like, you know what I'm tired of it the first kid I seen him make it the first and biggest kid I seen I walked up and punched him right in the fucking side of his face. The homeboy was just eating his lunch, not paying no attention to nothing. And I punched him in his face and he stood up damn near seven foot tall. And when I became very good friends after this, I punched him in his face. Didn't even, I'm in seventh grade. And then I think he was like a freshman or a sophomore.
04:47:35
Speaker
He stood up like it didn't even affect him and looked at me and he said, I'll see you at the bridge after school. And I'm like, uh, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm i'm ready to fight you right now, dude. Uh,
04:47:46
Speaker
So Wally, because Wally cause wallie was my first friend and when I moved in there, I'm like, what the hell is he talking about the bridge? And he was like, oh, it's the Howard Bridge. It's it's right down in road from the high school. That's where everybody fights at.
04:47:59
Speaker
I'm like, fuck it. I'm going to make a point. I'm going to set an example. I'm going to fight this big bitch. When he stood up and I went, shit. it and But I wasn't going to let anybody else see it. It was all in my head.
04:48:13
Speaker
but i I took my ass to the bridge. And I was like, I guess this is what we're doing. Then I came in. I was like, that that and I hit him and he took every single one. I hit him with a three piece and he took and he took every one of them. Didn't even put his hands up or nothing. Yeah.
04:48:27
Speaker
and I'm like, I'm fucked. So I went to come in and I was going to start working the body and I started and I came in and he just snatched me up, lifted me up over his head and threw me off the bridge into the river.
04:48:43
Speaker
um like i um was I was so mentally fucked from this. And I'm like, I'm up out of the river. And I'm like, ah you know, like full on retard at this point.
04:48:56
Speaker
And as I'm like swimming to the bank, next thing I know, here he comes. He's in the water. And I'm like, shit, this motherfucker is going to drown me. He's going fucking kill me. He drug me up on the bank with him. And he was like, you feel better?
04:49:08
Speaker
And I was like, I don't know. Are we done? Not really. i was like, are we done? Because everybody was still on the bridge. i was like, are we done? Or do I got to keep fighting? he said, nah, we good. And then from that day on, him and I were best friends. But yeah, that dude could have fucking tore my head off. See, I miss that shit. And I miss that shit about the world. Because some of my best fucking friends growing up were guys that, for whatever reason, I had beef with and we got into a fight.
04:49:33
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you know And back then, you fought and you could beat the shit out of each other. And seven out of ten times, you end up becoming friends afterwards. You know? ah like Because you respect that you, like, stood up and, you know, you fought each other and whatever. And, like, my my I don't know if my dad thought I was going to go to fucking jail or what, man. But when I turned, like, 15, 16 years old.
04:49:54
Speaker
Because I used to run one of the biggest, like, I'll say it. I mean, nothing be ashamed of. But I used to run one of the biggest gangs in Cincinnati. One of the biggest street gangs before I joined the Corps.
04:50:05
Speaker
And, uh... that i think I think my dad might have thought I was going to go to jail. You know what I mean? like um maybe and one And one of the things he told me that stuck with me. You know your parents will tell you shit. Some shit sticks, some doesn't. This stuck with me. One of the things that my dad told me, i I guess I was probably 15 years old. He's like, man, if you ever go to fucking jail, you got a fucking assert dominance. He said, you walk in, you find the biggest, tallest, fattest, meanest, strongest, whatever motherfucker, you just walk right up and hit that motherfucker as hard as you can.
04:50:35
Speaker
You're probably going to get your ass kicked. He was like, but you will gain respect from like a bunch of people that are in there. And I was like, okay, thanks, Dad. you know But that stuck in the fucking head. You know what I mean?
04:50:46
Speaker
And I obviously forgot that in my first fucking smokers match because, yeah like I said, I just let the big fat Navy motherfucker come over and cold cop me like I was yesterday's fucking sandwich for lunch or something. I mean, that's that's that's why i got that's that's why I had to go live with my dad. I was 12 years old and I had to go live with my dad because...
04:51:06
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all Like I said, I i grew up, and I was living in Columbus, and you know unfortunately, I don't want to play this card, and I'm just not trying to make it sound like I'm playing this card, but I was a white kid in a black neighborhood.
04:51:18
Speaker
Guess who the target was? I was also the biggest kid in the neighborhood because at 12 years old, I was already six foot tall. Full screens rock.
04:51:29
Speaker
I didn't full screen rock. Rock full screens himself. a But I i also learned very quick, like, I'm allowed to stick up for myself because up until that point, I i was a bit of a pussy. I would run from fights. I didn't want to get into fights. i yout know I was also usually hugely outnumbered. But, no, I got jumped at the school that I went to by three older boys, and two of them, one of them is permanently, I don't even know if he's still alive or not. If he's not, oh well, he's waste of oxygen anyways.
04:52:00
Speaker
But two of them, ah were permanently brain dead from what I did to them. And their families tried to turn it into our race thing. And way back then, we had those sorry-ass cameras that were grainy and shit because it's the type of school that I went to.
04:52:17
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And they're like, clearly, we can see on the camera. And this was our black principal and the black police officers that were involved in the situation. We're like, clearly, we can see on the footage that those three initiated it and all he did was defend himself so it's if it's a race thing then it's them versus him he had nothing to do with it um but yeah I left two of them permanently brain dead I mean I do miss that shit from a from a like I don't. a safety well no i mean i mean well What I'm saying is just like if you got beef with somebody, you have a fucking fight and you work it out. you know There's not pipes coming out and knives and like all these motherfuckers running around today you know with their you know with their pew-pews. and
04:53:04
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yeah yeah That's the first thing they want to go to. you know like margaret it's I don't know. I think there's a lot more shit that would be handled if it was just you got a fucking problem with each other?
04:53:16
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Here you go. Yeah, I mean, I had that incident and then I had a very good friend of mine when I when i was living with my mom up until I had to go a live with my dad.
04:53:29
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um He had gotten into a fight with a kid, won the fight, and then the kid's older brothers and his friends came and jumped in and I was there, shot him dead on the basketball court. It wasn't enough to beat up. It wasn't enough for...
04:53:43
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for For him, for for this kid's older brother and seven of his friends to jump in and beat him up. They literally shot him dead on the basketball court. night And everybody's seen that happen.
04:53:55
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um When I moved in with my dad and and and i and I started hitting in the fights, it was weird because I got into fights, and I was so used to getting jumped that when I would get into a fight, I would i would put myself in a corner so nobody could get me from behind. Or I'd go up against a wall so nobody could sneak from behind. Smart move. then you have to worry about that. like I never got jumped out there. It was a one-on-one fight.
04:54:20
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And we had so many – there were so many fights, not even fights that I was involved in. But there were, you know, we had bonfires. That's, that's what we did. We had bonfires and whatnot on the weekends and everybody came around, everybody brought beer and it was wild because you'd see two guys get into a fucking fist fight. And then two minutes later, after they got done beating hell out of each other, they're sitting on the tailgate of a truck. Shotgunning a beer together. Yeah.
04:54:45
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Yeah. And it's done and it's over and whoever won, they won and and whatever the beef was about, the beef was gone. Yeah. Yep. And that's what I'm saying. you know, I'll admit it. I, you know, I had, I got my, yeah I was, I was pretty bad dude growing up, but I got my ass whipped as many times as I whipped ass, you know?
04:55:02
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I mean, if you, if you get into an actual fucking, you know, hand to hand fucking street fight.
04:55:10
Speaker
Even if you win the fight, I mean, just fight in three minutes, that's, you know, if somebody, you can tell motherfuckers that have never been in a fight, you know, especially like a street fight, you know, right? Because they'll watch that shit and they'll like, oh man, I wish that shit went longer. I'm like, you don't realize how, how war the fuck out you are after three fucking minutes, just three minutes of just straight up fucking banging on each other. was going to say fights don't even last a minute. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a reason for that, you know, like,
04:55:40
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cause you any any fucking who yeah yeah yeah like like i said man take it outside duke it out then have a beer yeah exactly like yeah i can't tell you many times i like i said i i shout out to rc i won't use his real name i'll just call him rc i don't know if you're still around buddy but shout out to him like i said him and i were thick as thieves i mean he got i i got into football he was my mentor you he He was a football player. I'd never played football until I moved in with my dad.
04:56:09
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When I started playing, he was like a big brother to me. He he taught me. He showed me a lot. um You know, if people had a problem with me, and and I never needed him, and I never asked him to, but if somebody wanted to start some shit, like, he was, like, the first one that was going to be there. And, and like i said, Wally knows who he is.
04:56:28
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ah But, yeah, like, you know, I still have – Nothing but love for the guy. We we ain't talked in years. i don't even know where he's at or what he's doing or anything like that. but
Skating Rink Drama and Personal Growth
04:56:40
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I got i gotta to ask Esso because I know he you know he he's another jarhead from the Klan fucking Marine Corps.
04:56:49
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And I know he was in around the same time. as Remember that Rocky from the Klan? Esso. Yeah, different Klan.
04:56:57
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Esso, do you... I saw you pull his comment up on it I see it in the stream yard but I don't see it on YouTube. But, um, um, ah so do you, do you remember smokers?
04:57:09
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Did you, did you ever hear about like smokers, the boxing that we would do the, you bare knuckle boxing and shit when you were in the core? Cause I know, know we were in some of the same duty stations. I think we've talked about in the past. I'm just curious if he ever seen it or was in one or went to, went to him or whatever.
04:57:27
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Cause That was cool as shit. I used to love that stuff, man. Johnny Balmas is like, I don't fight. I just take over. I just dictate. I just dictate. I already had my fill with that shit.
04:57:43
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women I got myself wrapped up in an affiliate of shit that brought me down the road for a little while. Yeah, I've been there. um I was just lucky to come home.
04:57:56
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but yeah i don't i don't i don't i don't I don't think, you know, I would never wish on my kids or my grandkids if they, like, grew up street fighting like I did. But i want i want them all to at least be in one or two actual fucking fights.
04:58:12
Speaker
Know how to defend yourself and know what the fuck it is. Know what it's about. I say it about my son all the time. Shout out to that kid. My son is the sweetest, most caring, genuinely nice kid in the world.
04:58:27
Speaker
He ain't never met a fucking stranger. Everybody's his friend. But the kid's got hands, man. He's been in two fights that I know of. And the kid's got hands on him. And i'm ah I'm like, I don't know where you got it from, man. i don't know if it's genetics or what it is.
04:58:42
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yeah but And then he feels bad. That's that's the cool. like He feels bad after he gets up with these kids. I'm like, dude, you're just defending yourself, man. You're allowed to.
04:58:55
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That was my son growing up. like my My son's legitimately like um two points below genius IQ level, right? and So we joke all the time, like, if we ever find your dad, I'm going to shake his hand, right?
04:59:08
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But he he's he's legitimately like two points away from being like you having a genius IQ, which makes him a little, he's not the normal fucking person you would meet in your circles. A little bit off.
04:59:21
Speaker
He's just not. He's not autistic at all. but it well No, no, no, but it kind of comes off like that, right? yeah I've told Jersey this. like if you know If she ever meets him, he kind of comes off like he's an arrogant asshole.
04:59:33
Speaker
But he's that's not him. He's just socially fucking retarded. You know what I mean? like he he he doesn't He doesn't think he's better than you, but there's just a lot of like normal shit he doesn't fucking relate to. A lot of smart people don't don't take the social shit.
04:59:51
Speaker
Honestly, I feel that. I really relate to that. Yeah. So one of the sport, like he was not a jock growing up. Like I made him play baseball, like in kindergarten, first grade. I made him play soccer. Like you're going to fucking try it. Right. Like if you don't, if you don't like it after that first season, you don't want to do it. I'm not going to make you do it, but you are going to at least fucking do it once. Right. yeah Now my daughter, is just the opposite, total little fucking jock, right. Jock in like all the sports she played in, but he wasn't, but the motherfucker excelled in karate. A friend of mine came up and he was like, man,
05:00:22
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He's like, you know, I know your son. he was like, have you ever had him thought about doing karate? Long story short, by the time he was 12, he was a fucking double black belt, right? and And once you hit black belt back then, I don't know if it's changed now, but back then, you had to register your hands with the fucking police department as deadly fucking weapons, right? So I had to take him down to like Cincinnati police department at 12 years old and he had to fucking get registered. Right. wow So he knew, he knew karate.
05:00:50
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Right. And he knew, he knew how to kill somebody with just like, you know, like all the shit. they If you've ever had a kid in karate or ever watch kar karate, like, like their routines are like 13 fucking minutes long of nonstop fucking karate moves and shit. You know, like shit, I wouldn't be able to fucking remember how to do, you know what i mean? Especially when you get to the upper like brown belts and black belts and stuff. and So he he knew he knew how to fucking fight. And he knew he knew how to hurt somebody.
05:01:18
Speaker
But because of that, he wouldn't get in fights. It was weird because he would get picked on. And he would never fucking defend himself. Because he in his mind, especially at the age of 12 and having to take him to the fucking police department. In his mind, he knew...
05:01:33
Speaker
these are registered you know like i i can't just go willy-nilly fucking use them on somebody and it took till it took till like seventh grade for me to like get him to like stand up to the bully in the fucking class and i had him fucking go at it out in front and the kid wouldn't the kid always knew that brian wouldn't you know he wouldn't step up to the fight right until i forced him that day and and he was like oh yeah karate this guy i know he's not going to use karate just You two just fucking bear it. I was like, I'm fucking done with this bullshit.
05:02:02
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And I made him stand out in front of the fucking ass. And Brian whipped this motherfucker all up and down the sidewalk. like But I had i had to like literally, four I was like, if you don't fucking fight him, I'm going to fucking fight you right here in front of everybody. I'm going whip your ass in the front yard. Because I'm done with this bullshit. you know This kid's nothing but a fucking bully. He ain't nothing a punk. you know And Brian whipped his ass so bad he ended up fucking crying running down the street to his fucking house. And his dad come walking up and I'm like,
05:02:27
Speaker
Come on, bring it. You want to go there? Me and you were all around right here in a fucking street in the gravel. you know And he was like, oh his I mean, he got it from his dad. bullies Bullies are just that. If you stand up to them, 99% of the time they back the fuck down. you know and So his dad ended up looking like a pussy in front of him too. you know but Yeah, it was just it was weird. like He knew how to do shit, but he wouldn't do it because he knew he could like like legitimately fucking hurt somebody bad. That's the thing about bullies whatever.
05:02:56
Speaker
that's that's ah that's the funny thing about is's not You certain people at ten and six golden gloves youth fifteen sixteen when ten and six one six year i mean nice it's not a bad record at fifteen sixteen bro not not at all that's i you get You get certain individuals out there in the world and they they they they have a they have people behind them and they think they're tough. And it's just like, you take the people away from you and bro, you're bitch.
05:03:34
Speaker
Shut up, man. All you have is yourself. Shut the fuck up. Stop it. yeah know ah I've never relied on anybody. I've never called anybody. yeah you know taking ass whoopings. I'll be the first one that I have too.
05:03:49
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yeah I wear the scars. I wear scars on ah i i wear scars on my body but ah Anybody that ever tells you they've been in fights and they've never lost are fucking lying.
05:04:01
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yeah just straight up actor and I can honestly say, well, I mean i guess i guess I've lost a couple of one-on-one fights, but for the most part, I've never i've never really lost a one-on-one fight.
05:04:12
Speaker
Now, I've taken ass-whoopings, but it was usually more than... that That's why I said 97% of people that say that are fucking lying. You know, yeah like if you, if you, if you've grown up, especially if you grew up on the streets and you grew up fighting and getting in scuffles and shit, you know, you've had your dick fucking knocked around the block once or twice, you know, I mean, you know, not, not everybody, but most fucking people, you know? So yeah I just, I just saw your comment. So where you said, yeah, you saw a lot of them the smokers, but never participated.
05:04:43
Speaker
That would have been funny as shit if you'd have been at like some of the matches that I was fighting in and we didn't fucking know each other. You know what I mean? That whole small world fucking thing. i don't I don't see his comments on YouTube, but I see them in StreamYard. Does that mean he's watching from somewhere else like Facebook or something?
05:05:02
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ah He's watching on Johnny Bong's. johnny bongs Oh, okay. Okay. there yeah go There you go. Restreaming it. Okay. think I think Esso follows us, too, because he pops up in here from time to time.
05:05:16
Speaker
Yeah, Esso's usually in the chat here. Yeah. No, like i said, I wear the scars. It is what it is. I'm not proud. I'm not proud of my... i be Do I have a violent history a violent past? Hell yeah, I do. I'm not proud of it, but...
05:05:31
Speaker
As long as you learn to control that shit as an adult, you know, it's, yeah i was but that was the biggest thing was, you know, and, and, and it took me a long time to, to learn it. I mean, I, I, my, my hands are, hugeed my hands are, i knules are but my hands are all fucked up.
05:05:53
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Um, but you know, whatever was, punching people or punching things.
05:06:00
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they're still a dent. So skating was a big thing when I was growing up as a teenager, going to the skating rink and shit. And the girl that I was dating at the time who ended up turning out to be my wife. Right.
05:06:12
Speaker
Um, really long story short, she was out there, you know, what moonlight skates are where they turn the lights down and you skate. well they Right. yeah So she's out there with this big, like fucking a football player at like the,
05:06:26
Speaker
Actually, the school that my kids ended up going to the Catholic school, and I was a fucking public school punk. Yeah. Well, she was out there with him, and I'm sitting there like, yeah being a total dick, but I was sitting there flirting with her every time they would fucking come around and shit. You know, I'm like flirting with her when I would see her, because I was standing there my boys, you know, whatever, being a dumbass at, you know, 14 or whatever. And ah anyway, he him and...
05:06:54
Speaker
so the next moonlight I took her out on the moonlight. Right. And they were supposedly dating, you know, but I took her out on the next moonlight skate. Well, he got all butthurt about it. And, uh, he decided him and six of his friends were going to fucking jump me outside.
05:07:09
Speaker
And, and I got my ass whipped that night, but I took four to fucking six of them out, you know, like yeah I laid out four to six of them, but in the end, yeah, as a group, they got the best of me. Right.
05:07:21
Speaker
But, uh, So, and and it was back in the day when you like, you brush the shit off, like, all right, we done, we good, we cool. And we all went back inside, you know, yeah to the, to this day that, that skating rink, there's a big fucking metal door that's inside that goes out to like the parking lot area.
05:07:35
Speaker
okay So I went in there, got all fucking jacked up on adrenaline shit after just a fight and shit, you know, and he tried talking to shit and I went over and like punched that fucking metal door, ah big double fucking steel metal door. And it had, I put a big ass fucking dent in it.
05:07:52
Speaker
you know And to this day, that dent is still there, and it was kind of cool. and i'm And, again, I'm going back 20 fucking years ago now, but when my kids were, you know, like 6th, 7th, and 8th grade, and I was like athletic club president, coached all their sports, we would take them up to the skating rink on Sunday afternoons, like as a group, a group activity for like the kids in the school. And it was it was it was kind of cool and kind of weird.
05:08:16
Speaker
20 years after I did it that that dent's still in that fucking door and shit, you know? and the same And the same, like, same two old people that, like, owned it still owned it, and they hadn't seen me in 20 fucking years, and I walked in, and Donna was like, oh, and she said my name, you know, gave me a big hug and shit, you know, and she was like, haven't seen you forever, how you doing? I was like, well, you remember, you know, my wife, and I was like, and here's our kids, and, you know, she got, they got to do that with a lot of fucking people, you know, because there was a lot of kids that went up to their skating rink, you know?
05:08:45
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And ah before we walked inside the door where you pay to actually go in and, you know, get your skates and all that shit. She's like, when you go in, take a look to the right and check the door out.
05:08:56
Speaker
And I knew exactly what she was talking about. I was like, yeah I've never got that shit fixed. And she was like, Nope, still there. I was was like, I mean, no, that's, that's like, like I said, it, it's so funny. I tell Kayla this all the time. I'm like, you know,
05:09:16
Speaker
and And unfortunately, you know, personal in the Jersey and MoDog have seen me push to that point where I come in my door and I'm reminded every day where I let some goofy bitch push me to that point of who I used to be. Right. ah And I look at the, and I see the bricks on on the side of the house right by my door.
05:09:43
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um But I tell Kayla all the time, I'm like, the version of me that you get now would be crazy if you see me like five years ago, six years ago.
05:09:55
Speaker
yeah you know like yeah it's It's so hard to to put that, but it feels good to know that I'm that guy anymore. like yes did somebody put did somebody Did I get pushed to the breaking point where where I wanted to hurt somebody in again?
05:10:13
Speaker
yes but To know that I had that control that I didn't have before when I was younger is insane. And like i said, yeah I come home every day and and and and I'm unlocking the door to walk in and there's that reminder of you're not that guy anymore. I'm like,
05:10:34
Speaker
right Don't let people push you to because I'm so cool. Dude, I'm still the same way. I got to control my shit. I'm 60 years old now, so you would hope I've mellowed out, which I have, right? But there still times that shit happens where I have to fucking ground myself, you know? And I'm like, nope, nope, nope, nope. We're not going there, you know? What's up, hands?
05:10:58
Speaker
It's crystallized. Nice. Yeah. Lesson learned. Lesson learned. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
05:11:09
Speaker
I am. I am. That's what people tell me. People ask me all time. They're like, you smoke weed? I'm like, nah. They're like, really? I'm like, nah. I don't smoke weed. I'm just chill relaxed.
05:11:21
Speaker
I am super mellow now compared to... so i said i i i I forget what story I was telling Jersey about something that happened at work whatever. And you i don't i don't you know I've always been the boss and shit, right? So I've always had people reporting to me, and I lost my shit one day. To them, I lost my shit. But I was just irritated. You know what I mean? I hadn't lost my shit. And the the one guy, because I had the team together, and I was ripping them a new ass because they, you know, fuck whatever. They were just being a bunch of fucktards.
05:11:51
Speaker
And the one guy was like, oh, my God, we we finally got to see the fucking, you know, Marine yeah come out. And I'm like, no, no, you didn't. You didn't get to see the fucking Marine came out. You just see me a little fucking irritated, you know, like if they saw the fucking Marine come out, probably would have been people pissing their pants, you know, but why yeah, hopefully you know, we, we do that with age, right? We, we learn said lessons learned. You mellow out, you you know, apply some fucking logic and intelligence to shit instead of just, you know, I need to kill you now, you know?
05:12:27
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Yeah, exactly. So I know very well. I feel that Wally. Yeah, no, I mean, that's, that's me. I mean, you guys know my ex.
05:12:41
Speaker
Well, see, I got to remember that shit before you go into that. Let me, let me reply to Wally. Here's the bad thing. And this is, this is the thing that lets me feel, lets me know, It's a grounding thing for me, right? It lets me know I'm getting fucking old, right?
05:12:54
Speaker
Like he just said, some days I wish a motherfucker would. I still get those, but now in my head, I'm like, if I got in a fight with those three dudes, I'm probably not going be able to walk for three fucking days, you know? Like, it might be a good fight, like, while it's happening, but, you know, i probably something's probably going to get broke, so um'm I'm not going to be able to walk for a fucking week, you know?
05:13:16
Speaker
Like, and you never used to, when you're younger, you know, you think you're fucking immortal when you don't think about shit like that. yeah know But now I'm like, yeah, let's not do that. let's yeah i i joke her I joke around all the time. I'm like, I got five good fights left. in As of right now, I got five good fights left in. And and I got to save them because I can't just be throwing them out there all willy nilly because again, like,
05:13:43
Speaker
I mean, again, I mean, you guys, ah you and Jersey know out know how long how long it took for my hand to heal when I was pushed over to the edge. I mean, it's but it took months for my hand to heal.
05:13:57
Speaker
And it's just like, hey, before, I could wreck my hand, and a week later, I'm like, yeah, I'm good. like My hand was wrecked. My wrist was wrecked. ah ah But yeah, yeah someday yeah and some days, some days,
05:14:13
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Some days you're have the fly and other days you're the wind show. Absolutely. Uh, yeah, I know what happened last time mentally went to that place though. and And it ended with me leaving home. I never want that to ever fucking happen again. Exactly. And that's and that's the other part. Yeah.
05:14:30
Speaker
Yeah. That's the absolute, absolutely Johnny. That's the, it's not just the physical shit that, you know, as, like i said, as you get older and, i can I can talk to it on a different level than you guys because I am older than you, right? so Of course. Where I went where i would never would have thought about, like, you know, body hurting and shit like that, right? But there's also the mental the mental side of it. You know, you don't want to get to a point where it's like,
05:14:52
Speaker
I walk away from so much shit now that in even just 10 years ago, I'd have been like, fuck no, we're fighting over this. you know yeah But now now I just i'll walk away from shit because it's like, exactly. It's just it's not fucking worth it.
05:15:05
Speaker
and It's not worth it. and then Like my ex, and you guys know my ex. I'm not talking about an organ. I'm talking about my actual physical ex. You guys know her. It got to a point before, you know, several months before we broke up where she was calling me pussy.
05:15:21
Speaker
Because she would try to put me in situations. And it was just like... Try to push your buttons and shit? My ex-wife still fucking does it. well it was it wasnt wasn't It wasn't like her pushing my buttons, but she would try to put me in situations with other people.
05:15:34
Speaker
Oh, okay. gotcha Gotcha. To try to... to try to try to yeah i'm lucky at I'm like, no. And she's like, you're a pussy. I'm not a pussy.
05:15:44
Speaker
this is This is the thing. I'm not a pussy. yeah This just isn't the smart fucking thing to do. I'm not afraid of them. I'm afraid of me because there's a part of me and and and i know and I know that i mean correct somebody called me out and they and they used and and and they called me out in whole wrong way and and and tried to make it sound like there's there's a part of me when I was younger did I like it in fights? Did I like inflicing inflicting pain? Yeah,
05:16:15
Speaker
handle Jimmy shaking my head, right? Dude, i I used to fucking love to fight when I was younger. It's not that I'm afraid of you or I'm afraid of right you and all your friends. It's the place that I'm going to go to. yeah yeah Because I've fought way too hard to to not go to that place.
05:16:33
Speaker
You know what I So... There's a reason why with me it's called manic psychotic. When you start pacing in circles like that and you are totally disconnected from the rest of the world, God help whoever snaps you out of that. Because they're to get cocked in the fucking face, man.
05:16:47
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yep And and and then like I don't know if she was doing it on purpose or if it was her personality or or or what it was. but See, I think there are people that do that shit on purpose because they and on some level they get off on fucking watching that shit.
05:16:59
Speaker
you know but A man's hands of seeds. ah yeah fight how A year probation, thousand dollars, anger management classes, community service.
05:17:09
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Yep. Yep. yep Yeah, no, yeah, and there there are people, I think there are some people, and and and even, you know, I think they get off on that shit. I dated a couple girls after my divorce that absolutely got off on the whole, I think they got off on the whole, like, just the masculinity part of it, you know? Like, if if we would go out to dinner or go out for drinks or, you know, whatever, that I know deep down they were like,
05:17:38
Speaker
kick his ass, kick his ass, kick his ass. You know what I mean? Like, they they wanted to see it. You know, they they they absolutely fucking wanted to see it. So, there are people that do that shit intentionally, you know? So, yeah, like I said, it's just a matter of, you know, you gotta... We all fucking... Well, hopefully, you know, you grow up and a little wisdom starts fucking kicking in. and Yeah.
05:17:59
Speaker
You know, because... Yeah. I mean, I had it happen just just three three or four years ago, man. There was... I was out just walking around town with probably $15,000 worth of photography gear on me.
05:18:11
Speaker
And this little group of like five fucking teenagers walked up on me acting like they were going to take my shit. And the one guy was even said like, you know, said like, you know, the whole, the old man or Hey grandpa or some shit like that. When they were trying to, they were trying to do the, can I hold your camera and take a picture with it? So I see what it's like. And I know. Back to fuck. He said that. And I, they saw something like,
05:18:34
Speaker
switch in my facial you know in my fog and eyes when i and i told him i was like y'all about y'all about to have grandpa whip your fucking ass right now you know not it doesn't not to matter no everywhere i go i'm strapped but you know just from a you know just from a like i was ready to whip their fucking ass and and like three three of them were telling like the two leaders of their little group Like, yeah come on, we need to go. We need to go. Because they they saw it on my face. Like, yeah, this motherfucker. Plus, I had like a Marine Corps fucking hoodie on. You know what I mean? So, they were like, this guy probably knows what the fuck he's doing. He's not the one.
05:19:10
Speaker
Yeah. right Let's fuck with somebody else. you know Yeah. that's what a with wisdom Yeah. Yeah, but I was at that point. Like, I was literally standing on a bridge that goes between Ohio and Kentucky. There was no. You know, you always, just like in driving, you always look for like defensive outs and shit, right? like you know I can get over here if this truck gets too close or whatever. There was nowhere. for I was literally on the middle of a fucking bridge. you know yeah I couldn't go anywhere. and I had five of them like yeah around me in a little semicircle. and yeah In my head, oh we're going there. i'm I'm already ready. I've already mentally prepared myself that I already know this motherfucker's getting it in the nose. This one's getting it in the throat. I'm taking this motherfucker's knee out. you know I was ready to... like how are i doing and I'm not going lie. At that time,
05:19:55
Speaker
I was fired up for it. I was fucking, I was, I was like hoping that they were like, after I gave them the whole, like y'all better back the fuck up. I was hoping somebody went for it because yeah adrenaline, right? Like I, like my adrenaline was worked up to that point where I, in my head, I was like, right, these motherfuckers are going to jump you. They're going to try to steal your equipment. So,
05:20:16
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the adrenaline had kicked in at that point. And there was a part in my head that was like, Oh, just like Han said before, whoever said that before about, Oh, I would, or I think Wally said it where you have times where you're like, I wish a motherfucker would, you know, like that was one of those days, man, where i was like, shit's about to get real, get real, real, real quick. real real Jersey. Are you talking about the the pew pew or the pig?
05:20:41
Speaker
Yeah. the ppo She likes it when I send her pictures.
05:20:47
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Now, Kayla kala and I are always carrying. her not She's got hers in her purse. um mine i don't i don't I probably don't carry mine as much as I should. I carry mine more when I travel.
05:21:03
Speaker
ah Day to day, I know that I don't even around here. ah But if I'm traveling, yeah, i um'm um um yeah i'm not I'm not strapped when I'm like here at the house. but I'll tell you what, 99% the time when I When I leave, doesn't matter where I'm going. I'm i'm usually strapped.
05:21:20
Speaker
hear In today's world, you never know where shit's going to pop off. jill is always goingnna close it first but i mean mine right now My is sitting right there on my nightstand.
05:21:31
Speaker
and My gun says, sir, if my kids are home... du with Within 10 feet of where I'm sitting right now, there's there's nine pistols and two fucking rifles. Mine my is ah is now Not because I feel like I need it here. it's I live here by myself, right? So it's not like I feel like I need to put them in safety because I don't.
05:21:54
Speaker
yeah I may not have my pew-pew right beside me at all times, but I have plenty of i have ah plenty of alternatives around me. You know, there's an old saying that that is rooted in fucking truth, man. An armed society is a polite society.
05:22:13
Speaker
You know? You look at where most shit pops off and it's popping off somewhere where you don't just assume everybody's got something under their shirt. and now Ladies and gentlemen, the queen of the chatterbox.
05:22:28
Speaker
Oh! What's up, boo? What's God, I haven't seen you on a panel with me in forever. That's my mic, bitch. Go ahead, we'll shut up and let you talk to Kayla for a minute Hello Kayla Oh, no, okay I don't want to wake her up you awaker but i been She's been passed out for a hot minute Trust me, you're not going to wake her up It has been a hot minute since I've been on the panel, huh? It's been probably close to five months, man It's been a long time since you've been up in Last time you were up in here, you and I were doing outfit changes together
05:23:05
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that yeah Yeah. We were going Jersey for Jersey to see who had the highest number. that That was when Sarge was away that night. Sarge was away and guess who she came in that way.
05:23:21
Speaker
But I saw. Motherfucker was sending me links like, did you see? now I'm not joking. She's like, oh, Sarge isn't here. I can go hang out with it. I tell her all the time, man. I'm like i'm not one of those dudes that's all jealous and shit. I tell her all the time. i'm like I can't tonight for like whatever reason or I'm sick or I don't feel like it. or I'm like, go. Go you know go hang out on whoever's stream. go have Go have fun. Go have a good time. Tell them I said, hey. Whatever.
05:23:47
Speaker
i will wow i can just I can't speak for any other streams, but you guys know that this this dream we love you and you guys know that i personally love both of you so well we love we love you too and and honestly like i'll just talk for a second um but honestly like we don't do many panels we don't go we don't even do a lot of youtube anymore Yeah, I'm hardly on YouTube. we We don't, yeah, I meant we don't do a lot of YouTube watching or anything like that. We just, there's other things that we do like at nighttime and i really like
05:24:24
Speaker
we we just don't. and But we look forward to Saturday nights and Friday we normally stop in at Lazy and Shaman's. i Yeah, even even Lazy Enchantments were not there long. maybe and and you like Not like here, where we're like here with you the whole fucking time.
05:24:40
Speaker
Before I even started to show y'all are in there. Yeah, this is I would say this is this is my favorite panel. I meant I... And i'm I'm actually pretty happy that I stepped away from all the other nonsense dramatics. And this is this is when we come here, it's it's not dramatic.
05:24:59
Speaker
it's light mark It's lighthearted. Yeah. I ain't into the drama. good yeah Everybody's got enough of that shit in their real life. Yeah, I think that's one thing that we strive for. I know I strive for it. I know I'm guilty. Everyone's want aless why i make comments, but That's something that I strive for. I think it was such a good drama, man. Like, there fuck, man. Life's way too, way too fucking short.
05:25:25
Speaker
And there's, and you know, and in all honesty, I mean, I um i won't say anything personal, but, you know, i got a lot of shit going on my life. She's got a lot of shit going on in her life and her family, you know. And the last thing I want to do is fucking come up and be all dramatic and shit on YouTube, you know. Yeah, I know. I look at this. I run a biggest ride on YouTube.
05:25:44
Speaker
I look at it as like an outlet. I mean, y'all know what I do for a living. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I look at it as if I want to sign on and and go on a panel or listen to a panel or something, I don't want to be hearing about all the, I mean, go outside and touch grass or something. yeah If it's going to be that serious, like.
05:26:04
Speaker
That's my new favorite saying this year. Mine too. Go touch grass. great Take a breath. Don't let it give you an anxiety attack. Like, go touch grass. you Like, there's so much life that I think is being missed by so many people. Like, and and maybe this is all they have. I don't know. I'm not going to say. maybe maybe Maybe this is, and the people that they communicate with are really the only people that Not there to judge, just saying not not did it ain't my life, man. Right, and that and I think that's what I'm trying to say, too, is that it's it's just not my life, and i I think I was definitely getting caught up and watching it and...
05:26:45
Speaker
yeah it's not It's not hard to do. I mean, it's not. oh i'm i'm I'm guilty of it. I'm guilty of it. And and and that was my whole, and and not necessarily the network, but I'll say this show in particular.
05:26:57
Speaker
when we first When we first started doing this show, we were doing this show, what we do on Saturday nights. a minus the old Well, wasn't it wasn't the Omendor Challenge or the Open Panel or whatever you want to call it.
05:27:10
Speaker
But we would bring people up with us. But When I started Nonsensical Nonsense, it was, i want i want to come up and I want to have fun. There's so much bullshit going on in the world, whether it be politics or personal life or this, that, or other thing.
05:27:26
Speaker
I want to create something where where we can come up for a few hours and just forget about work, life. stress all it takes and just have be stupid so become a mife you know mean yeah become a husband a husband and wife with uh uh you know with multiple children and but you know know and and and i'm guilty of it early on with this with this show and and
05:27:58
Speaker
And even even, you know, as as hard as I try now, you know, sometimes trauma sneaks in. But early on, I was i was also drinking a lot more then.
05:28:09
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and and and then I just had that personality of, no, don't push me. Don't try me. oh huh Because
05:28:22
Speaker
I can be pushed so far, but just know when I start barking back, it's on you. and And I got caught up in that drama, and I got caught up in that bullshit. And and and I'm like, yeah, no, that's that's not what this show is about.
05:28:36
Speaker
That's not what we're doing. one That's not what I'm about. And and and and and and we we had a we had a meeting behind the scenes yesterday, and I flat out put it out there.
05:28:48
Speaker
Wally, Brittany, and and Michael, I said, if any one of you guys have a problem with me, this is your time, because we're not doing it on air. We're not doing the... i' doing the slide comments the the random bullshit. Like, if you've got a problem, we're doing it right here, right now, or you can reach reach out to me privately, but we're not doing it on the show.
05:29:11
Speaker
And we're not going on other panels, and we're not going to talk shit about each other on other panels. That's not the brand that we're we're trying to create. and i don't want people I don't want people here that that that are about that life.
05:29:25
Speaker
i think I think if we all looked at it as thing yeah the people that we come in contact with, I think that we all should try to strive to so make them feel a little bit better than when we found them.
05:29:39
Speaker
And I think if we all had that mindset, I think that this platform might be a little bit of a better place. you're you're ah and ah And what you created is what your goal was to create is exactly what I feel it is.
05:29:55
Speaker
when i When I come to your chats on Saturday nights, I feel exactly the way that you describe it and and what you wanted and your vision for a nonsensical network.
Creating a Positive Online Environment
05:30:05
Speaker
I think whatever what that vision was, I think it definitely came to fruition. I mean, I think that that's exactly what it is for me when I come here. I mean, I laugh, I giggle, I have a good time. And...
05:30:18
Speaker
I mean, you've heard us say it before. We joke about it. This is our, like, Saturday night date night. but You know? Yeah, no, I love I love it. Yeah. so And you weren't here last week, Terrence. What's up?
05:30:30
Speaker
No, my mom. my A lot of stuff, actually. Yeah, did y'all ask where you were? Would y'all reassure us that you were okay? I told her. I told her. I told her. said everybody's asking asking about you. Sarge told me. my My mom had ah had a stroke.
05:30:46
Speaker
And um my dad, my mom was in ill trauma the center for a week and then she got transferred to rehabilitation center. She's home now. She just came home yesterday.
05:30:57
Speaker
Nice. um But, you know, balancing that and work and... taking care of my dad while my mom is, is away. My dad has dementia. So, um, it, it, it was a little bit challenging and he, and he just got out of the hospital from COVID. So, yeah so, you know, a lot of shit going on.
05:31:19
Speaker
Yeah. And something you've all heard. Oh, go ahead. I thought you were done. No, am. I am. I was going everybody on this panel or listening or in a chat or on, even on the other panels has heard me say it.
05:31:31
Speaker
Maybe it's because I have not been on the YouTube streets that long, but this shit's the internet. This isn't fucking real life. You know? I mean, exactly it's not fucking real life, man. and when i When I see a bunch of stupid shit start happening, and I'll just be like, I'm out. See ya. The amount of people that I know I've unsubscribed for, I won't talk for Sarge, but the amount of people that I have actually unsubscribed before,
05:32:00
Speaker
unsubscribed from i meant is I never would have thought that I would have unsubscribed from these people but it it just got to the point with certain channels that I'm like alright this is like this is not worth it yeah go do what I do one day and you will come back a totally different person yeah and what you think about life because because this all the dramatics and you know All the dramatics that happen, that's not real life.
05:32:33
Speaker
yeah It's just not. no It's their real life, but it's not mine, and I can't relate to it. Exactly. And I guess that's what I should say. Maybe it's their life, it's just not mine where I can where i have interest in hearing everybody's you know ah ah stuff anymore. Yeah, Wanda's exactly right. She said bodies grow apart.
05:32:54
Speaker
And that's yeah that's absolutely true. Yeah. know no I mean, I've i've i've made some, since since I started doing this, and and even in the last year and some change, I've made some, I may have never met some of you guys in real life, but I've made some true friends.
05:33:13
Speaker
And the three of you on the panel right now, I consider friends. i like one I feel the same way. well like jersey Well, obviously, MoDog and I, we found out we're more than friends tonight. Apparently. Apparently, we're a pseudo-couple.
05:33:30
Speaker
you you you must You must be my friend if I'm willing to share him with you. yeah Right? right because Because I'm a little protective, in case you didn't know. A little? A little?
05:33:43
Speaker
ah ah A little? I made a TikTok that said he's going to call you psycho anyway, so you might as well act up. yeah It's funny because I'm not going to say i didn't I didn't see that one ago. sam it's It's funny because people looking on the outside and and and jersey you remind me a lot of of Kayla.
05:34:13
Speaker
on the outside looking in if you don't know they might go oh my god she's so possessive no kayla is very protective of me like you are a mo dog and like like the three ah like like we all are of each other right now and i'll tell you what to have a girlfriend to have a significant other or a partner that that that is as protective as kayla is of me i'm not used to that And it's weird.
05:34:47
Speaker
And, you know, we we have to, we constantly remind each other of this isn't, this isn't the past. This is, this is, this is new. Like we have to get used to.
05:35:00
Speaker
the relationship that we're in because it is a partnership. I'm protective of her. She's protective of me. and, and she, and she gets worked up sometimes, especially you know when it comes to me and like certain things I do. And especially this network, because she knows how important this network is to me. And I've had to talk her off a ledge a few times, but it's like,
05:35:26
Speaker
wow, this is actually kind of nice because I ain't never had nobody look out for me like like she does. And then the same thing goes until I met you two, Jersey and MoDog. like You guys knew when I was going through some shit. You guys were right there.
05:35:42
Speaker
And I have remember, like I'm not a lone wolf anymore. um I'm not just a dog out here in the street. like I got a pack. Yes, you do.
05:35:52
Speaker
Yes, you do. Well,
05:35:56
Speaker
And that's cool, you know, because there's a lot of people. and And you know what? I mean, and I don't want to take away from anything that you just said because everything you just said is is true, right? and And I believe that and I feel that too.
05:36:10
Speaker
um Kind of going to what Jersey said a minute ago. And, again, i'm not I'm not dogging or downing people. Like, if this if this is all they have, then, you know, so be it. that that But, you know, that that's them.
05:36:25
Speaker
You know what i mean? and And again, not saying it's bad, not saying it's negative, but, no you know, like, like this is all some people have, you know, is like this, this, this online, you know, community or whatever you want to call it, you know, and it, and it is what it is. And if that works for them, yeah, it's great. But, you know, I'm, I'm of the,
05:36:45
Speaker
I'm of the mindset of, like students like I said before, you know i'm not going to call out anything you know intentional or personal, but you know if i if I see some shit that is shit, I'll just i'll just be like, see ya. And that really is what Sarge and I did. We really did just... Basically one day, say we basically said enough is enough. like We've had enough of this nonsense. like We're done.
05:37:10
Speaker
We're done. like it's It's not for us anymore. It's not worth it. it's not we're We're in a different spot. like it's not it's not It doesn't... If you go someplace, you are really essentially just going there to escape the stressors of of real life and you just want to chill and hang out. and yeah When it becomes...
05:37:29
Speaker
when it becomes like Watching people have anxiety attacks over what's being said, like, and who's saying this and who's saying that and what kind of good funding are we starting today?
05:37:41
Speaker
just can't anymore. And I'm just, I'm sorry. I'm just too old. they're Not too old. I don't mean it that way. It doesn't sound right. um yeah I'm at the age where I don't, I don't put up with bullshit like that. I'm just like, it's not. Yeah. Yeah. Because again, again it this is what it is, man. Click, you know I love you like a brother, right? But let's be honest. In the end, this is fucking YouTube. This is not the real world. You know what I mean? yeah It's not the real world, people. And I think people get lost in that sometimes. you know and i yeah And I did hear Johnny Bong say that
05:38:17
Speaker
you know, he doesn't get close to people because, you know, ah he could know somebody for 10 years and not get close to them because this is really essentially the way it turns out as kind of like what Sarge and I feel about some, some different, you know, channels, networks, whatever, if you want to call them. um But that's I understand what Johnny, what Johnny has has said, because I meant at the end of the day, this is this is the internet. this is This is what this is. And I'll tell you what, over time, when you look like Wanda would just said in there too, like where she was like bodies grow apart, right? Like friendships and in in you know communities or whatever that you might be part of. you know I can tell you unequivocally, like in any any of the stuff that like Jersey and I have moved away from,
05:39:07
Speaker
we've not said one fucking word to anybody about it. Not, not one negative, not one dog in somebody or that network, now us network worry that person. I mean, there's not one person that can go, Oh, that's bullshit. Cause they said, blah, blah, blah. No, no, no. Cause again, this ain't fucking real life. And it's so easy to walk away from that and just be like, I'm done.
05:39:26
Speaker
You know, yeah dar that that's, that's my mindset. Like, I mean, since I started of this network, there's people, there's been people who have come and gone and, and, and,
05:39:38
Speaker
And and i've tried to do i mean I'm trying to do do it right by them. like They're no longer here, you know whatever, nothing but the best. but then they And then they want to push my buttons.
05:39:51
Speaker
And it's like, oh, And we saw that firsthand, right. Yeah, you want to push my buttons. Okay, well, now I'm going to defend myself. And I'm going to defend my people. I'm not ah i'm not even worried about defending myself. I'm going to defend my people.
05:40:03
Speaker
But I'm also going to defend myself. But you don't get to push my buttons and you don't get to aggravate me to the point where I have to fucking say something out of pocket about you and then get to play in the victim. Because that's the difference about me and everybody else is we do a show.
05:40:19
Speaker
I'm doing this show. This show is live. I'm uploading this show. This show is all over the internet. The people who will say the things and act out of pocket and and and and target not only me but the people that are around me, they will...
05:40:32
Speaker
do it and then delete it. And then that goes into them playing the victim because they delete their shit so that it just looks like me looking like an asshole. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck because at the end of the day, and I've said this a million times, I don't look for drama. I don't create eight drama. I don't want no drama. But the truth is always on my side.
05:40:57
Speaker
and And I won't make anything public. and i want the everything Unless you make it. that's That's how I feel as well, is that the truth is always going to be on my side. Others may may think a certain scenario is the way it is because someone may have said something, but I know the truth.
05:41:17
Speaker
And, you know, the the the true the true mind the true mark of maturity is when you have the power to really ruin someone, but you choose not to. You just choose to walk away from it. great that's that's That's the real sign of maturity. And that's and i like to myself I like to think of myself as, you know what, I don't i don't need anything that is negative.
05:41:44
Speaker
I live a very beautiful life. I have a wonderful man. i have I'm surrounded wonderful people. I'm a very blessed woman. like If anybody thinks that I would need to sign on to YouTube to go watch some some internet nonsense, absolutely not.
05:42:02
Speaker
Absolutely not. 100%. That's the thing, man. We live the life that we make. Yes. As human beings. And and the victim the the victim, like, for me and in what I do, like, the victim mentality, I can't, like, I just, I i can't.
05:42:21
Speaker
Something about that, to me, makes me just think of, you're you're just, like, ungrateful. like Like, this is this is really what you're, like, this is really what your stream is about. And this is really what you're talking about. Like, do you understand that people, like, are battling, like,
05:42:39
Speaker
Huge things in their life and this is what you come online to talk about right like ungrateful and and not stuff I just I can't help but feel that way Go ahead Johnny. What do you got to say?
05:42:51
Speaker
I've had people on that whole stance of drama and this side or that side come at me about what's actually medically wrong with me and try to put their two cents into it That's the thing when it comes into shit like that spread example I don't blatantly give a fuck with somebody's point of view about what my medical fucking problems are. Right. If you don't fucking understand that, I don't want to hear your bullshit.
05:43:09
Speaker
Exactly. it's on you to validate what's wrong with me Johnny, I don't care that you only have half a brain. You'll always be Fidel Bungs to me. Johnny, you can have 27 surgeries on your brain and you know what? I'll still respect you.
05:43:26
Speaker
I don't look at you as ah ah as as that. I look at you as someone who contributes to the panels that you're on and you're artistic and you're smart. and appreciate that. Anything that has happened to you medically, I meant...
05:43:44
Speaker
I respect you for not wanting to put up with any of that BS. I truly do. I truly do. I think it, I, I, cause it's easier to say, you know, I, I want viewers, so I'll allow that here.
05:43:56
Speaker
See, know that's, that's the thing. Too much stimuli can literally kill me. It can literally put me into a coma and kill me. Right. So when somebody's like, oh, well, oh, See, once again, them saying their fucking side about it as stimuli, I ain't going to have some fucking retard put me in the fucking hospital just because they feel like it's worth it in their time.
05:44:16
Speaker
And again, on YouTube, this isn't real fucking life. Exactly. No. you know But, MoDog, the whole reason why I'm even here is to sell my tattoo designs. Like, these these social panels are a side thing for me. I appreciate the company, but really...
05:44:33
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Well, you keep on doing you, Johnny. I mean, you're appreciated. You're respected. And you know what? It's just like every everything, like all the shit that Jersey's been through, all the shit that Blake's been through and Kayla and myself. I mean, I've been through some shit that motherfuckers would shake in their fucking boots over. The shit you've been through, Johnny, that all all that shit makes us who we are.
05:44:55
Speaker
You know what I mean? and And if people want to be around you. and they appreciate it for what it is, then then that's awesome. That's fun. That's fine. But if if they don't, then, do again, welcome see you bye. I'll see you bye in a fucking heartbeat.
05:45:12
Speaker
That's what I'm used to, man. I'll speak for me. ah'll speak for me It didn't hurt me to walk away. i i and and these Some of these channels I have been a part of for quite some time. but Let me tell you, when it was time to go, it was time to go my time there My time there was over. and I unsubbed and that's it. like it's Done.
05:45:36
Speaker
i'll say and It's no bad words. It's no bad feelings. It's no talking shit. it's just i'm I'm out. See you later. sometimes Sometimes that's the best thing to do. just Just fucking walk away.
05:45:47
Speaker
Just walk away. and y'all And y'all watch y'all watch though the whole organ debacle. We'll call it what that around Unfold live.
05:46:00
Speaker
I walked away from that. and And it wasn't until I was pushed. But I will say this about Johnny Bone. extreme Excuse me. one of them One of the most anticipated...
05:46:14
Speaker
additions to the Nonsensical Network. God damn. Excuse me. or um Sorry. It was Johnny Bongs. Johnny Bongs is actually an official member of the Nonsensical Network. He's he's Wally's fellow.
05:46:28
Speaker
Right, right. appreciate that, brother. And Wally messaged me and he was like... Yeah, i I probably should have asked you, but you can suck my dick. long I was like, fuck yeah, he is. Fuck yeah, he is. And he was like, you're not mad. And I'm like, why the fuck would I be mad? First and foremost, Wally.
05:46:49
Speaker
Wally and wallie and i wallie and i like I, if you guys haven't seen me yet, I wish you guys understood the bond between Wally and I. um and i think i say At this point, I think we all know it, honestly. Wally told me you guys went to high school together.
05:47:04
Speaker
Wally and I have wallie and i've been for since seventh grade. Wally was the first friend I made when I moved to Wally with my old man. And and and then since that time, Wally and I have only been nose to nose one time.
05:47:19
Speaker
And you want to talk about a room going quiet? When me and Wally were nose to nose and it looked like were about to get into a fight, the whole school went silent.
05:47:32
Speaker
It was insane. The power of no words, man. No, no. Like, Wally reminds me on a daily basis. Like, bro, and I've been there. And and and Rocky is another guy. rocky Rocky has told me, he was like, dude, you have to be one of the strongest individuals I've ever met.
05:47:51
Speaker
He was like, and I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. He was like, between relationships and friendships and this network, he said, you have literally had everything possible thrown at you.
05:48:02
Speaker
and you start for and he's like And you still keep going. Because I was ready to burn this bitch down back in October. I was going to burn it down and fuck everybody. And I was going to do it all on my own. Because that's what I'm used to doing. like that's That's what I do.
05:48:17
Speaker
Kayla and I were talking about that today. I said, you know, umm um I'm so used to being
05:48:24
Speaker
the only person I can count on is me. and and and and and And I was back in October. I'll be 100% honest with you guys. Back in October when everything went down with Blaze and whatnot, and I'm not talking shit, I'm not speaking ill of Blaze before my words get twisted and turned or anything else. What's your point of view, man?
05:48:45
Speaker
I was going to burn this fucking network to the ground. I was going to drop everybody, and I was just going to run this network on my own. And I was going to do shows every night of the week by my goddamn self.
05:48:56
Speaker
And it was Wally, and it was Rocky use who stopped me from doing that. And Modog and and mo dog in Jersey were there as well. I got to give them credit because they were there as well. but it was But I will say this. Rocky was the biggest voice in my ear. Rocky was like, dude, said you've had every obstacle thrown throw your way since I met you.
05:49:19
Speaker
And the one thing about you that I respect and I look up to is you don't let that shit stop you, man. That shit don't slow down. You just don't. Dude, you're fucking bulletproof.
05:49:32
Speaker
And he was like, you're absolutely 100% one of the strongest guys I fucking know. And I'm like, yeah, but I mean, even the strongest guy reaches his point. Right. And it was literally Rocky that that that that saved this network. And I'll give props to but it was it was Rocky that saved this network because I was done. I've been burned too many times by too many people.
05:49:55
Speaker
and And I was like, you know what? You're right. And I got a good core and i got a good core group of people. Britt and I may butt heads from time to time, but, you know, she, she means well. She's just been through a lot.
05:50:09
Speaker
Um, and, and Wally, of course, he's ride or die. That's that motherfucker's definition of ride or die.
05:50:19
Speaker
Yeah. Kind of what you're saying too, about like you with the network. yeah me with me with just a life in general. you know i mean I've been doing some shit and saw enough shit that there's certain shit that just ain't on my... It's not it's not even fucking close to being in the same zip code of being on a fucking priority scale.
05:50:38
Speaker
Exactly. exactly and so then yeah Like real life, I was done with... I met Kayla and and and we thought and we we you know we met online and we talked and And we both were very clear about what we were looking for. And it was not where we are.
05:50:57
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It was just casual, meet up, friendship, whatever happened, happened. But the moment I met her, it was, I mean, we've we've been a apart since we met, maybe a week since we met. Yeah.
05:51:15
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Because the moment we met each other and locked eyes, it was game over. Yeah. And it was not what either one of us, because this poor girl has been through hell and back. Ain't life a motherfucker? Yeah. I ain't mad at her, though. She's an amazing woman, and she's been through hell and back.
05:51:38
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And mean you know
05:51:42
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it's just like, you know what?
05:51:46
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You fuckers and her, and I say you fuckers, I'm talking to the Chatter's Box, and I'm talking to you, for three on the panel right now, and and and other people that I've mentioned.
05:51:57
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You fuckers keep reminding me, like, yo, hey, click. It's been a long road, bro. You've been doing it yourself for a long time. but Yeah, yeah you know the right ones are coming along.
05:52:11
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and and and and And it's funny because all the right ones have been down the same road I've, essentially, the same road I've been on. That by yourself, do it by yourself Fuck it Life's been ill, I'm tired of it and And we're all finding each other And it's and it's cool Because hell yeah These are my people These are my fucking people Y'all are my people too So much that I unsearn my man with you My people for yeah ah First of all Bish, that's my mic
05:52:48
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yeah johnny Johnny, you want a piece too? i meant i I'm just saying. i made He can. It's all good to me. shit and He can. See, you think you think I would have learned with, you like I said, I'm not a veteran of the YouTube streets like y'all are, but I've been around long enough, you think I would learn to be like, out their fucking mouth! Dude!
05:53:12
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which what you which i that I just keep opening shit up just like the you know the whole fucking Mife thing tonight and everything else. but but It's all good. i don't I don't really care, like I said, as long as you know as long as the shit like you know just stays here and it's it's people just having fun and fucking off. i don't I don't care. I'll be the first one to make fun of myself because my mindset through my entire life is because I i know I'm funny.
05:53:35
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right i don't I don't mean that arrogantly. You are. i I have no right making fun of somebody else if I can't make fun of myself. You know? so you know I'll be the first one to pick on me. But listen, with that being said, it is 1.30 for me here, and I got to get up and be at a basketball game at 8 o'clock in the morning for my grandkids. so And I think you're coming up on six hours anyway.
05:53:56
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Yeah, we are. oh i got so the You don't know about that reverse mo-dog. Yeah, we are.
05:54:07
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But I'm going go ahead and dip and say goodnight. Babe, I love you. Johnny, good hanging out with you. only mo up Love guys. Love you, brother. Be safe. Love you guys, good people.
05:54:18
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Love you guys, too. Y'all good. We'll see later. Oh, I'm going to sign off with saying this. Hey, babe, give Bella a snack, all right? I'm going to give you a snack as soon as we have it. Oh, baby. Okay, love y'all. Happy Saturday, Sunday, whatever it is. Love y'all, good people.
05:54:40
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Enjoy the rest of your weekend. See you guys. See you guys. Much love, brother.
05:54:48
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And then there was Fidel and Glee. A god and a... That's how it's been usually ending here lately. I know, man. We've been rocking the roll and rolling. No, we we do got to get ready wrap this. Great show tonight, man. Great show tonight. No drama. ah no No craziness, man.
05:55:06
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Johnny, I think I've said it before, and if I haven't said it before, man, welcome to the network, bro. I'm excited. I love what you and Wally are doing. egypt Dude, you were like,
05:55:20
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I knew Wally needed a co-host, but i don't know I didn't know what to tell him or where to go. him yeah know But you you came out of nowhere, and you guys clicked, man. You guys have great chemistry together. ah Not going to lie. At first, I really stumbled to put myself together and had some cold feet. But after really getting the kind of 4K with it, if that's the word, um I have enjoyed this thoroughly, man.
05:55:45
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You guys are killing it, man. You two are killing it. um and then he get better and better You're a part of the nonsensical family and and it was like and and conversations were had it was like how do we make Johnny a part of the like how do we make you a part of the network um and trying to find a home for you and wanting to introduce it and Wally just jumped in and and and you guys made it happen and bro you guys are killing it together and I love it you keep doing what you're doing and
05:56:19
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i I really got to fucking thank y'all. It's been one of the first serious steps of structure I've had on here in a long time. Yeah, man. No, it's dope. You guys are awesome.
05:56:30
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I'm not kissing your ass. I'm not kissing Wally's ass. I'm excited to see where Speedway stories and cold-blooded conversations and whatnot go with the two of you guys behind the wheel.
05:56:43
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yeah you guys I'm happy to see where it goes. No, I'm digging it. I'm digging it. I'm loving it. Loving it. It's like Michael and Britt, man. Michael and Britt are good together. You have to find that chemistry.
05:56:57
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Yeah, man. You get that we're four of people. When the chemistry is right and when the mindset is right and the same goals are there, they're just like when you're gasoline on fire.
05:57:12
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That literally is what makes the trademark feeling of of something like that happen. Yeah, man. Absolutely. But with that being said, cheers chooseers to you. jelly ah Cheers to everybody who was watching tonight, everybody on the panel. Thank you guys so much. Thank you.
05:57:28
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Getting a little bit in my feels, not in a bad way, but in a good way. But thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out. All the new followers, all the new subscribers. Thank you, guys. If you're not following already, you're not subscribed already, go and hit that bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. It's got all of our social medias on there. Give us a follow. Give us a like.
05:57:47
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Give us a share. And always remember, we're just here for a good time, not a long time. And with that, I'm going to ahead and hit these buttons, and I'm going let our good friends, the Southern Outlaws, play us the fuck out of here.
05:58:04
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Good to do that, too, brother. Good to see you. Good seeing you, brother.
05:58:39
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It's good for the soul. Good friends. Good music. Good whiskey. It's good for the soul.
05:58:53
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Father and Jane was in support. It was time to take them to school.